User:Aleister/awards

Summary

UnBooks mousepad.

Licensing

Licensed under absolutely nothing. Have a fucking field day. Abuse this for your own sick pleasures.

I am content releasing my work completely to the public without conservative, territorial, and possessive need to claim some sort of stake in it. I do not need thousands of cleverly written loophole-"some rights reserved" licenses, nor do I need to debate about the superiority of any of them, rather, I toss the entire equation out the window and render it effectively useless. I fully realise that a man in El Salvador could profit wildly from my efforts and gain the millions of dollars I never did, and could theoretically hunt down every copy and burn it, leaving him as the sole distributor; however, this does not offend me, rather, I allow all to be shared, taking the risk and fully knowing the potential repercussions, rather than let the menace that is copyright conquer yet another soul.

UnBooks (most recent) UnAuthor of the Month

There is a guy. He is a seemingly ordinary guy, raising no interest and no suspicion when folks see him pass pass them by, but that is only appearance, only how he seems. He knows things, the truths of which are darker and sharper than the coldest shadows, the sorts of things that will curdle the blood and end all hope, and when he puts them to words, they... become. But he's just this guy, you know? He's Aleister in Chains. In his words, however, lies strangeness. Vote for UnAuthor of the Month

Author of the Month is an award given to the best UnBooks author around. It is given for high quality works, good books, humor, and humour. The rules are:

1. A nominee must have written, or done some major work on, an UnBook this or last month.
2. People cannot nominate themselves, but they can vote for themselves.
3. People must sign their votes, or their votes will be deleted.
4. You only get one vote per month.

Rewards

• Place on UnBooks Main Page.
• A free UnBooks official mousemat Where valid
• A shiny template: {{AOTM}}
• Respect of your peers self.

Past Winners

Shandon • DiZ • Mhaille (2) • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Todd Lyons • Modusoperandi • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • NeedABrain • Sannse • Zombiebaron (2) • Mordillo • Squiggle • Uncyclopedian • TheLedBalloon • The Thinker • Ljlego • Jim Groovester • Winstanley1 • DJ Irreverent • SysRq • RAHB (2) • The UnIdiot • Nachlader • Cap'n Ben • Sycamore (2) • IronLung • The Woodburninator (2) • Guildensternenstein • Iwillkillyou333 • Acrolo (2) • Starnestommy • Aleister (2) • Under user

Some kind of vote archive can be seen by clicking here.

Official nominations for November

Xamralco (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

•  Nom&For Made UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten., which was featured on the main page.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 08:07, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
• FOR SURE! Mattsnow 19:09, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:15, 13 June 2012
• Yamma yamma yamma Aleister 17:59 27-6-'12

Awards, Decorations and Honours

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This award is, like, Temporarily Suspended. As such it's all closed 'n' shit at the moment.
But... If you can convince some Admin that there are enough users worthy of nomination for this award then they might, like, maybe open it again and stuff. Or maybe not. Who knows.

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This award recognizes superb reporting in UnNews Audio segments. The winner becomes a CUN and will get this snazzy and cumbersome template! {{EGAoEitDoM}} Wasn't that snazzy?

Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation

Here's a page on HowTo:Do An UnNews Audio.

Procedure

Criteria

Participants can consider diction, the technical quality of the recording, excellence in deadpan or excellence in theatrics, excellence in background music or special effects--but the ultimate question is who did the best at making you laugh with UnNews Audio features in the month.

Eligibility for nomination

To be nominated for the Goldstein Award, a user must:

• Be a registered member, not an IP.
• Have recorded at least three "full" UnNews articles in his career--there is a separate award for audio narration of mainspace articles--and should have recorded at least one in the month in question. (Unless you are TheSlyFox)

You cannot nominate yourself. The nominator adds {{VoteEGA}} to the user page of the user nominated. This announces the nomination and invites the nominee, and anyone else who visits that user page, to come vote.

Nominations must be signed. Comments and explanations are welcome. Nominations will please use the level two headline format for the name of the nominee.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month.

Voting

You may vote ONCE for your favorite broadcaster. Votes must be signed; and as with nominations, comments and explanations are welcome. On the first of the next month, the winner is announced.

Past Winners

Todd Lyons (3) • Bradaphraser • Olipro • Zim_ulator (4) • Rangeley • Severian • Ununbilium • Flyingfeline • Braydie • Mordillo (3) • Kenvalyi • Contestant • Composure1 • Zombiebaron • RAHB (2) • The UnIdiot • Ljlego • Modusoperandi • Zana Dark (2) • SPIKE (14) • NickJonesUSA • Dexter111344 • TheSlyFox

See here for details.

Official nominations for November

Awards, Decorations and Honours

awards is part of

The UnScripts Project

Your personal Shakspearian folio of humor, love, woe and other silly emotions

• Main Page
• Marlowe of the Month
• Requests
• Write
• Best Of

Dost þou haþ ƕat it takes to be Playwright of þe Monþ? Didst þou say "ne"? Þen vote on þe next one!

Reuls:

• Givst þ a John Hancock at þe end of each of þour messages.
• If þou art nominated, þou mayeþ place {{VotePWOTM}} on þine vsre page.
• Þou havst one vote. Use it wisely.
• Winners get þeir choice of award - þe templæt:{{PwotM|float|date}} œr þe userbœx:{{PwotM Userbox|date}}.
• Þou canst not nœminate þourself.
• If nœ user is selected, þen tis vp to þe creator of vnscripts tœ select æ playwright.

Prævious Winners

Jocke Pirat • The Humbled Master • THE • Ljlego (2) • Uncyclopedian • Under user • The UnIdiot • Cap'n Ben • MrN9000 • The Thinker • Nameable • Orian57 • MacMania • Sog1970 • Funnybony • Modusoperandi • Guildensternenstein • Romartus • Ptok-Bentoniczny • Iwillkillyou333

Le archive

Nominations for November

Awards, Decorations and Honours

This award recognizes superb recording of audio segments for mainspace articles.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have recorded audio segments for at least three "full" mainspace articles.

Who should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has recorded audio segments for mainspace articles in a most professional manner. When a user is nominated, place the template {{VoteANOTM}} on their userpage.

Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite narrator. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Recognition from their peers
• The rank of CUN
• A really fancy template: {{ANOTM}}

Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Past Winners

UNKNOWNFILE • Xylitol • Insineratehymn (2) • Mordillo • The Thinker (2) • Modusoperandi • The UnIdiot (2) • TheLedBalloon • RAHB (2) • Ljlego • Zana Dark • Dexter111344 • SPIKE (5) • MacMania • Mrthejazz • Sonje • Electrified mocha chinchilla

see here for details.

Official Nominations for November

Awards, Decorations and Honours

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RotM

Welcome to the official page for the official award Reviewer of the Month.

Eligibility

The Golden Party Badge; the official insignia of the Reviewer of the Month.

To qualify for the Reviewer of the Month award, you must first meet certain criteria.

1. You must be a registered user.
2. You must not have nominated yourself. You can vote for yourself, but not nominate yourself.
3. You must have done at least one review within the last month.

Rules and guidelines

These are the rules and less-official guidelines for the Reviewer of the Month.

1. IP votes carry full weight. Because many IPs submit articles for review, they benefit from good Reviewers as much as anyone else does. IPs get a full vote instead of the usual half-vote.
2. Nominate those reviewers who have consistently given exceptional reviews. If a user happened to review multiple articles of yours but never gave any suggestions for improvement, do not nominate them. There are many other, far more deserving users out there.
3. You can only vote once. You can cancel your vote using slashes to change your vote, but you still only get one vote to cast every month.
4. Additionally, when a user is nominated, the nomination template {{VoteRotM}} should be added to their user page.

Reward

Tell 'em what they won, Jon!:

• Winner(s) become a CUN.
• You will receive a free "Steel Kidney" (and will be forever called one)
• You will become an honorary member of People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness
• You will be entitled to the special template for Reviewer of the Month.

Past Winners

One-eyed Jack • Cajek • MrN9000 • Under user (2) • SysRq • Heerenveen • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Orian57 • Hyperbole (2) • Gerrycheevers • Sycamore • BlueYonder • Nachlader • Mnbvcxz • Tagstit • IronLung • Projectmayhem666 • Saberwolf116 • Staircase • ChiefjusticeDS (2) • PuppyOnTheRadio (2) • Siddhartha-Wolf • Guildensternenstein • Why do I need to provide this? • Necropaxx • Hiatus Hernia • Skinfan13 • Black flamingo11 (2) • Matfen • HELPME • John Lydon • PeregrineFalcon999 • Lyrithya • JackOfSpades • Oliphaunte (2) • Shabidoo (2) • Magic man • Frosty • Mattsnow

There are four archives: this one, that one and that other one hey look another.

Official Nominations For July

Foolitzer Prize

This award recognizes the best writer of UnNews articles each month. Winner becomes a KUN.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least three "full" UnNews articles.

Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written UnNews articles in a most highly convincing and misinformative manner.

Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite journalist. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Remember to add {{VoteFPrize}} to their user page. How else can they keep up with the news?

Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Not a nom will not be considered as a nomination from now on and will be removed from the list. Nom and vote for people you believe should get the prize and not for group hug purposes, we have talk pages for that.

Past Winners

Wild Weasel • Composure1 (2) • Hawthorn Peebles • Olipro • CScott • Mordillo • Ayatollah Gurkhmeini • Armando • Tshell • Procopius • Danny Himself • David Gerard • PF4Eva (2) • Braydie • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Modusoperandi • Hrodulf • Pottsm • The Thinker • Weebils (2) • The UnIdiot • THE • TheLedBalloon • Prettiestpretty • Thekillerfroggy • Sonic80 • Cajek • Mrmonkey72 • Hyperbole • B0nafideforgothispassword • Dogshead • RabbiTechno (2) • Cap'n Ben • Not A Good Username360 • Gerrycheevers • RAHB • ImNotASunbeam • Clemens177 • Acrolo • An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (2) • Zim ulator (2) • Smuggler • GlobalTourniquet • SPIKE (3) • Funnybony (5) • Romartus • Fishalishalish • Username18 • Kip the Dip • TheHumbucker (2) • Black flamingo11 • Aleister in Chains (2) • ChiefjusticeDS • Bizzeebeever • Matt lobster • Leoispotter • Uncle J • Mattsnow • Tritefantastic • Gleep • Ticklethekeys

See here for full details.

August

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Weebils (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom He won it a month ago but I nom him again. Incredible output, since the beginning of May, he wrote 58 good ones (probably 20 more as you are reading this), 3 of them got featured. Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nom Wrote a couple of good ones last month, including UnNews:God and Nature in demarcation dispute Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
• I've never one this award, despite having written a few UnNews, including features, and helping to revive it with a competition a little while ago. So screw modesty, I'm voting  For.. Nominally Humane! 05:13 05 Aug
• Fuck modesty, give the dog a bone. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Aug 5 '12 6:38 (UTC)
• If he's never won this then why are we a wiki? Puppy is the journalists' journalist, the Pulitizer Prize winning author of "Why I Make News and then Report It", the man spoken of in whispers in the halls of any remaining newspapers everywhere. Foolitzer is his middle name. Aleister 16:22 8-7-'012

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Spiritual Forth If God was in His Heaven Funnybony would win this every month. Why isn't the award named after him???????!!! Or at least carved with his likeness staring out at you. I dunno. Aleister 16:24 8-7-'012

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

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• Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom. He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom The guy wrote UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
•  For.--Funnybony    21:17, Aug 3

MasterWangs (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom + For Because he writes UnNews that make me laugh, hasn't won this before, should be encouraged and hasn't been nominated every month since March. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:57, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Awards, Decorations and Honours

Alrighty, people, it's the big one. The Booker Prize of Uncyclopedia, just like Writer of the Month, but for the whole year. It's the coveted Uncyclopedia Writer of the Year page!

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated:

• You cannot nominate yourself, but you can vote for yourself if you are feeling greedy like.
• You must have written some articles. This goes without saying, dummy.
• You must be alive.
• Winners announced at the end of January. Probably.

Super prizes

• A place in the Hallowed halls of Uncyclopedia for all time.
• A shiny template.
• "Respect" of your peers.
• A smack on the head from everyone else.

Past Winners

• Savethemooses (2005)
• Hardwick Fundlebuggy (2006)
• The Thinker (2007)
• Modusoperandi (2008)
• Hyperbole (2009)
• Aleister in Chains (2010)
• Black flamingo11 • Sog1970 (2011)

See Voting Record for Full Details

Awards, Decorations and Honours

It's, like, Uncyclopedian of the Month, but...for the whole year. Yeah. This is probably the greatest honor   one of the greatest honors an honor.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated:

• You cannot nominate yourself, but you can vote for yourself.
• Do some stuff and hope you get noticed by someone.
• Lie, cheat, steal and sleep your way to victory.
• Must be 3.5 years old and a naturalized citizen of earth.
• Winner will be announced...uh...the end of January maybe? Details are sketchy at this point.

Johnny, show them what they'll win

• Eternal fame and glory.
• A fancy template to show off to your friends, if you have any.
• Eternal fame and glory.

Previous winners

• Chronarion (1927.5)
• TheTris (2004)
• Rcmurphy (2005)
• Mhaille (2006)
• MadMax (2007)
• Mordillo (2008)
• UU • Socky (2009)
• Chief (2010)
• Zombiebaron (2011)

Awards, Decorations and Honours

Alrighty, people, it's the most Radical one. The Xiest Prize of Uncyclopedia, just like Potatochopper of the Month, but for the whole year. It's the amazing Uncyclopedia Potatochopper of the Year page!

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated:

• You cannot nominate yourself, but you can vote for yourself, you whore.
• You must have been a winner of the Potatochopper of the Month Award.
• You must be alive.
• Winners announced at the end of January, unless it's already passed, it which case how about February?
• Winners cannot win multiple years.

Super prizes

• A place in the Hallowed halls of Uncyclopedia for all time.
• The ability to make your own PotY trophy (and also the WotY trophy, because we don't have one of those either).
• Respect of your peers. (I'm sorry, but is this strictly necessary?)
• A smack on the head from everyone else.

Past Winners

• RadicalX (Forever and Always)
• Splaka (2005)
• Mhaille (2006)
• Modusoperandi (2007)
• Prettiestpretty (2008)
• Sonje (2009)
• Zombiebaron (2010)
• Lyrithya (2011)
  

Voting Record

Awards, Decorations and Honours