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[The Teletubbies are eating their custard breakfast]
LAA-LAA: How many pounds of custard are we talkin' here?
DIPSY: We're talking, like... at least 500 pounds of custard in that vault.
TINKY WINKY: No shit? That's a whole lot of fuckin' custard. That would do wonders for our business, man.
PO: You guys remember that motherfucker, Noo-Noo? Little vacuum thing? Baby Sun told me he's already got information regarding the joint.
TINKY WINKY: Noo-Noo? We worked with him once and I nearly fuckin' died cause of it, remember? His goddamn battery started overheating and he almost exploded! How can we be sure he's reliable for a job as big as this?
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*... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
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Darth Vader was the only spawn of Qui-Gon-Jinn, a legendary intergalactic televangelist who made millions on the planet Naboo curing toasters of inflammation. During his reign as King of Iceland, Darth Vader often took time off to endorse a variety of things, including the Segway.
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