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Today's featured corpse

Clown alledgedly threatened by Bryce Von Deenis.

COEUR D'COEURS, USA -- Several circus performers at the local Barry Sonnenfeld & Bryan Fuller Shrine Circus have died under mysterious circumstances. According to one such victim, a mime who was brought back from the dead for 60 seconds by a local piemaker named Ned, a man named Bryce Von Deenis threatened to kill several clowns for making a dirty limerick about his last name. (More)

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Did you know...

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  • ... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)
  • ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
  • ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
  • ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
  • ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
  • ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
  • ... that the lawman/outlaw Wild Bill Hickok had one of the most celebrated mustaches in the Wild West?
  • ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
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  • ... that Kilroy was here? (Pictured)
Giraffe love.jpg
  • ... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)
  • ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
  • ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
  • ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
  • ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
  • ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
  • ... that the lawman/outlaw Wild Bill Hickok had one of the most celebrated mustaches in the Wild West?
  • ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
Kilroy was here.gif
  • ... that Kilroy was here? (Pictured)
Giraffe love.jpg
  • ... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)
  • ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
  • ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
  • ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
  • ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
  • ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
  • ... that the lawman/outlaw Wild Bill Hickok had one of the most celebrated mustaches in the Wild West?
  • ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
Kilroy was here.gif
  • ... that Kilroy was here? (Pictured)
Giraffe love.jpg
  • ... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)
  • ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
  • ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
  • ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
  • ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
  • ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
  • ... that the lawman/outlaw Wild Bill Hickok had one of the most celebrated mustaches in the Wild West?
  • ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?

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Chuck Norris didn't die, Death got Chuck Norris'd.

Ongoing: Fallout from the Epstein FilesWar Special Combat Operation in Iran • Chucky McGoo's jawline being gradually destroyed • Impossibly long lines at American airports

Recent deaths: BuffyXander HarrisRobert Mueller • Transgender self-identity in India • *DMV* - the TV show, not the actual DMV. It ended on a cliffhanger: Everyone was still waiting for their number to be called. • Mr. Strickland

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Today's featured pie

Grue Crossing
The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

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Detective and Piemaker of the Month

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


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Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


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Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


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