Today's featured corpse
COEUR D'COEURS, USA -- Several circus performers at the local Barry Sonnenfeld & Bryan Fuller Shrine Circus have died under mysterious circumstances. According to one such victim, a mime who was brought back from the dead for 60 seconds by a local piemaker named Ned, a man named Bryce Von Deenis threatened to kill several clowns for making a dirty limerick about his last name. (More)
Yesterday's featured corpse
Garlic bread adventure!
You feel an emptiness inside you, a deep pit in your soul that nothing man-made can fill. How many years has it been since you felt her hair running through your fingers?
None of that matters. The only thing that makes you happy now is garlic bread. You know it’s bad for your health, and you know it smells like the underpants of a sweaty Gondola rower, but you can’t help yourself.
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Did you know...
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- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?"
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
- ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
- ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that the butler did it?
- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?"
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
- ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
- ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that the butler did it?
- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?"
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
- ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
- ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that the butler did it?
- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?

- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?"
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
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