Today's featured corpse
COEUR D'COEURS, USA -- Several circus performers at the local Barry Sonnenfeld & Bryan Fuller Shrine Circus have died under mysterious circumstances. According to one such victim, a mime who was brought back from the dead for 60 seconds by a local piemaker named Ned, a man named Bryce Von Deenis threatened to kill several clowns for making a dirty limerick about his last name. (More)
Yesterday's featured corpse
Garlic bread adventure!
You feel an emptiness inside you, a deep pit in your soul that nothing man-made can fill. How many years has it been since you felt her hair running through your fingers?
None of that matters. The only thing that makes you happy now is garlic bread. You know it’s bad for your health, and you know it smells like the underpants of a sweaty Gondola rower, but you can’t help yourself.
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- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
- ... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?
- ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
- ... that the Easter Bunny must kill every 100 years? (Pictured)
- ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?

- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
- ... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?
- ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
- ... that the Easter Bunny must kill every 100 years? (Pictured)
- ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?

- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
- ... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?
- ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
- ... that the Easter Bunny must kill every 100 years? (Pictured)
- ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?

- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
- ... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?
- ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
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