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Vaping (also known as e-cigging, cloud chasing, poofing, cold boxing, tanking, fogging, fupping, shlorking, chackling, and dorking) is the inhalation of psychoactive and/or flavored vapors produced by an electronic vaporizer, otherwise known as a vape or an electronic cigarette. The practice is a growing epidemic, particularly among white dudes in flat bill hats, and due in part to the vaping industry's strong ties to organized crime, world governments, the Hollywood elites, and child soldier death squads. (Full article...)
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Party members of the month
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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