User talk:DJ Irreverent/Archive 6
Corruption or How I Learned to Stop Making Annoying, Repetitive Rape Jokes[edit source]
A sinister smile, a shadow in the dark. The deed is done. The perpetrator withdraws. --UU - natter 10:20, Jul 31
- I think you'll find I've never used the "r" word. People have their little rules, that's one of mine... --UU - natter 10:24, Jul 31
- Rudiger? But everyone likes to use Rudiger! -- 10:25, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
That UnNewsy thing[edit source]
You mentioned that the ending needed fixin', right? I reworked some of that final paragraph, do you think it's better or worse? If you have any suggestions, they'd be very much appreciated. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:41, Aug 2
- It's pretty good but "It's actually very simple! The vict--I mean patient sits on top of a chair hooked up to an orgasmatron, and is then strapped down. Once the machine is activated, it sends orgasmo-waves through the chair into the person. They feel no excitement. The machine then slides back to reveal a giant dildo. You can guess where it goes from there." might read better with a more serious medical sounding intro and then have the dildo bit so people go WTF?! Yeah. I suck at giving people writing advice :S also, if I vote for do I get a go on the orgasmatron? -- 05:13, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
“ | It's actually very simple! The vict--I mean patient sits on top of a chair hooked up to an orgasmatron, and is then strapped down. Their proximal neurons are attached to positive emitters, while their distal epiglottis is induced to ooze and hooked up to negative wave emitters. Once the machine is activated, orgasmo-waves are projected through the emitters into the person's pleasure system, about 20 minutes south of the digestive system if you take the freeway. The patient feels no excitement. The machine then slides back to reveal a yadda yadda yadda you know the rest. | ” |
You're bored[edit source]
Here, let me make life more exciting for my little former newb: The Napolean of Child Molestation • <20:39, 04 Aug 2008>
- I guess that would be exciting for someone who cares about their repuation. Maybe I should've thought of something more damaging? Well, too late now. • <20:42, 04 Aug 2008>
- I always thought of myself as the Hitler -- 03:41, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Hey, how do I win your fancy badge? • <15:48, 05 Aug 2008>
- By being you, congrats for winning last month... somehow. -- 15:49, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- Who am I up against this month? • <15:51, 05 Aug 2008>
- This award follows little to no logical pattern so... anyone. -- 15:53, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- Can I win it for pretentding to be him?
- Ur for being unable to spel?
- I kan spel wurs n' shit. Also, I would make a better under user than Under user in a comparison trial test of 10 under users. • <15:55, 05 Aug 2008>
- I can keep predating these forever :D -- 15:57, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
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- I kan spel wurs n' shit. Also, I would make a better under user than Under user in a comparison trial test of 10 under users. • <15:55, 05 Aug 2008>
<15:54, 5 August 2008 (UTC)>
- Ur for being unable to spel?
- Can I win it for pretentding to be him?
- This award follows little to no logical pattern so... anyone. -- 15:53, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- Who am I up against this month? • <15:51, 05 Aug 2008>
- I was born in april, 1983: could I have the "Gee" for that month? • <15:58, 05 Aug 2008>
- Sure, I'll throw in Ogtober, 37000BC for UU as well -- 16:00, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- I was born in april, 1983: could I have the "Gee" for that month? • <15:58, 05 Aug 2008>
- Why would I win an award for MrN's birthday? --UU - natter 16:01, Aug 5
- XD 36999BC then. -- 16:04, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- They don't make years like that any more, I can tell you. Celebrity scientists of the day Ug and Og were confidently predicting the invention of fire very soon, and Chuck Norris jokes seemed fresh and new. Good times, I'm told. Obviously, being just born, I wasn't aware of such things myself. Oh, hang on, it's 5 o'clock, I can leave work! --UU - natter 16:09, Aug 5
- XD 36999BC then. -- 16:04, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- Why would I win an award for MrN's birthday? --UU - natter 16:01, Aug 5
Thanks for the nom, DJ! Now, if only you could help me with Evil, 'cuz I see potential in that article too. • <16:18, 05 Aug 2008>
UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008[edit source]
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July 31st, 2008 • Lucky Thirteenth Issue • Now with 20% more ninjas!
The biggest little whorehouse on the internet Oftentimes, Uncyclopedians choose to create something on their userpages, safe from the prying eyes and hungry 'delete' buttons of admins. These entities can range from the ridiculously complex to the awesomely cartoonish. The newest user creation on this silly wiki is that of a charming gentle-bot by the name of MrN9000. At 'The Whorehouse', writers can bathe in the attention they so desperately seek. A sort of hands-on Pee Review, the Whorehouse encourages other users to edit, trim, improve, rub up against, and generally increase the quality of the articles of others. Authors suffering from mental blocks (or physical blocks) can turn to this dimly lit establishment for inspiration. While considered a 'smashing' idea by some, the brothel has drawn its share of criticism. It may have even caused a site-wide questioning of the rules of VFH, guidelines of Pee Review, and the vailidity of the Committee That Selects Zombiebaron's Daily Banstick. The main concern seems to be articles getting 'mucked up' by having too many contributors. Opponents to this opinion have pointed out that this is a wiki, and, in theory, an infinite number of contributors contributing to an infinite number of articles for an infinite amount of time were eventually destined to create the Whorehouse, anyway. Some users, such as Ljlego, have taken advantage of the open space to hold some sort of charity-scamming orgy. Whatever the destiny of the Whorehouse, it is sure to catch every Uncyclopedian's attention for at the least five minutes immediately following the reading of this article.
Virus exposes user vulnerability to death Yes, it's true. Death is inevitable for all users who have logged in recently. Apparently, a rouge admin created a computer virus so potent you actually contract testicular cancer. Real cancer. Like, In real life. Seriously. And how does one contract the virus? Users are warned that that the simple act of logging in to Uncyclopedia will cause one to contract the fatal disease. "Yes, I know cancer isn't a disease nor a virus" said one doctor "but still, it sucks. I mean - it's cancer - IN YOUR BALLS. Come on." So how exactly does on know when they have cancer? Symptoms may include one or more of the following:
Make sure to constantly check your testicles by feeling them for irregularities with your fingers. ... That's right. ... Just feel 'em up ... nice ... Ahem! Uh... Simple vigilance is a big help. The best time to check is after a hot shower, when the scrotum is looser. And what of the female users? No, not even the three of them are safe. It has been proven that even female users can contract testicular cancer. How, you ask? Well, by a miracle of God, the female will grow testicles, that will then become "cancerfied" (or "cancer-ific", if you prefer.) The only users who are safe from this horrible plague are IP addresses, as they lack testes and the ability to grow any. Remember kids, no matter how much Dr. Health, Esq. tells you cancer is great, don't believe him. Oh? ... What's that? ... I said something about dying? ... Oh. ... Well, if one of your testicles was three times bigger than the other and your semen was filled with blood, would you not kill yourself? That's right... |
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Thanks for the vote[edit source]
Thanks for the vote:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:32, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
You look like you've got some time on your hands[edit source]
? (request abstract enough for you?) • <15:52, 11 Aug 2008>
- Sorry, I need sleep. I'm just up when I shouldn't be ;P -- 15:59, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
- BUT IT'S ONLY 9 IN THE MORNING!! • <16:13, 11 Aug 2008>
UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008[edit source]
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August 7th, 2008 • Fourteenth Issue • Just like Grandma used to make!
Uncyclopedia Forum set to consume the Internet Top scientists at the Uncycloversity this week predicted that a Village Dump topic, started in June by prominent Uncylopedian and alchemist Spang, will one day consume the entire internet. According to the university's top expert, Dr. Skullthumper, Ph.D.: "This is one of those things that could go on forever. I mean, at least counting to a million has a definite ending. With this, there is no end, since everyone wants to be the last person to edit." Wikia staff member and Uncyclopedian Sannse predicts that the forum topic will take up all of Wikia's hardware by late 2009 and will then begin to "consume all around it, like I did that time I tried marijuana." She went on to add, "nothing will be safe – not even Wikipedia," before blessing herself and staring reverently at a statue of Jimmy Wales. Others, however, are more optimistic. According to Modusoperandi, "eventually someone will invent some sort of robot or hobgoblin to automatically edit the topic, and then it will have to be locked. Either that, or someone will figure out that there is no prize, rendering the whole thing pointless. And then I shall be the winner!" Spang was unavailable for comment because, according to his spokesperson, "he is busy in his cave dreaming up more crazy schemes to destroy the internet." Admins everywhere! If you're a wiki-troll, cyberbullying vandal or extremely crappy article, you'd better start watching your behind. Three new deputies were voted in by the Uncyclopedia Sheriff's Department: Dr. Skullthumper, RAHB, and Roman Dog Bird. The trio were bestowed this great honor last Friday by Codeine. This brings the total amount of active authority figures who could wallop you over the head with a banhammer to 29. The reason for the unusally high number of new sysops is that a clear consensus could not be reached, and also that all three of these individuals are "awesome". The new admins were extremely pleased and greatly honored by their new title. None of them wasted any time in executing their first sysop move (RAHB and Dr. Skullthumper banned Cajek; Roman Dog Bird deleted one hundred articles, then banned Cajek). The prescence of these new neighborhood patrollers was evident immediately, with QVFD being renamed "Skull and RAHB's House of Huffing", and placing {{VFD}} in an article now automatically classifying it as "Roman Dog Bird's bitch". The reactions from the new sysops were similar, with all three pledging to delete bad articles, ban unworthy knuckleheads, continue plans for world domination, and "try not to muck up the site too much". RAHB has set himself lofty goals, including "keeping it cool" and some wiki-related nonsense that this reporter didn't understand. Roman Dog Bird wished the readers of the Signpost to know that he said "something", and went on to add that he will continue to "clean crap up...only now with more power." Dr. Skullthumper is thankful that no one has caught on to the trio of new ops and expresses his optimism as far as not being immediately de-opped, but also listed several early accomplishments as well as future goals. With these three brave new souls now patrolling the corridors of this silly wiki, it is truly a dark time for terrible articles, merciless vandals, and Cajek. |
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Again![edit source]
I'm bothering again, telling you to be a better adopter and make the world a better place. Also, a Thankyou for what you've done so far in regards to tuition. I will pay the outstanding fees next week.
- Also, thanks for the vote on My Hero, it is appreciated!
May The Fist be With You! --
11:02, 13 August 2008 (UTC)- Shit, I swear we will write Canberra, I just have tests/assignments all the time and a case of writers block :( -- 11:03, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
Should we wack it to userspace first? To finalise then replace? --
11:05, 13 August 2008 (UTC)- Also, way to quote Double the fist... fistathalon XD -- 11:07, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008[edit source]
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August 14th, 2008 • Fifteenth Issue • May contain traces of humor
Uncyclopedia kidnapped! In a shocking development, a brazen individual absconded with Uncyclopedia just over a week ago. Users were shocked when their attempts to access the site between 18:33 and 20:07 UTC on August 4th resulted in a sinister message being displayed, promising the swift return of the wiki should the kidnapper's demands be met. Panic ensued, with several Uncyclopedians wandering off to places unknown, never to return. Once the site was restored and the intertubes reconnected, the identity of the culprit was obvious: Orian57 had made the last edit before the ninety-minute gap, with the ominous and puzzling edit summary of "I AM STEALING UNCYCLOPEDIA!!!" The site itself seemed to be mostly fine after its harrowing ordeal, with the exception of VFP, which turned all of Zombiebaron's against votes into ten for votes during the first few hours back. This reporter caught up to Orian57, and had the opportunity to talk with him at some length about the reasons for the abduction. After consulting with his lawyer, Orian agreed to comment on the situation. On why he stole the wiki, he said, "my motivation for this cyber-terrorism wasn't something trite like 'because I could' or 'it wasn't me'. No. It was because nobody was paying me any attention!" It seems that Orian, in a desperate bid for attention, locked the Uncyclopedia server in a basement, and attempted to edit it so that all content referred to him. Perhaps his subconcious got the better of him, or perhaps the spirit of Sophia came to Uncyclopedia's rescue. In any case, Orian claims he heard a female voice speaking to him, which convinced him to return the server and allow "uncyclopedians around the world to stop masturbating and return to peeling potatoes or whatever they do." Some sort of competition finishes
So as you may have noticed, recently a contest of titanic proportions has been gripping the world like no other event. Palms have been sweaty, nails have been chewed, bribes, threats, and allegations of stimulant abuse have been rife. But now, the latest incarnation of the Poo Lit Surprise has drawn to a close, and so our attention can drift to that bunch of steroid-enhanced nutters at the Olympics. Finally, the questions on everyone's lips have been answered. Providing they were related to the Poo Lit Surprise, and who was going to win. Other questions, unfortunately, remain unanswered. However, if you do want to know who won, and haven't found out already, you can find out here. We could just tell you here, but where's the fun in that? We should, however, point out that if you haven't seen all of the articles yet, there are some real crackers amongst them, and not just the winners either - which probably reflects well on the Uncyclopedia Community as a whole, although it may just hint that everyone saved their best articles for this one small period of time and now has nothing else to offer for another 6 months. We'll see, but in the meantime, have a look at all the entries - there should be chuckles on offer whatever your sense of humo(u)r! |
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Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: 17:50, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
Join the UnOrder Today![edit source]
What did it do to a penny?[edit source]
I ask only because you keep bringing it up! • <15:04, 17 Aug 2008>
- That information was withheld by the court. -- 15:36, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
- WHY AREN'T YOU EVER SRZ WITH ME????? /cries • <18:00, 17 Aug 2008>
- I've heard that the active ingredients include vinegar and horse urine. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- WHY AREN'T YOU EVER SRZ WITH ME????? /cries • <18:00, 17 Aug 2008>
UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008[edit source]
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August 21st, 2008 • Issue Sixteen • The periodical without any junk in its trunk
And the award for Sluttiest User goes to... ...Mhaille! With over fifteen thousand links to his userpage strewn willy-nilly about Uncyclopedia, Mhaille takes home the Slutty for the sixth consecutive time. Everyone's favorite moustachioed chappie overtook Codeine in early 2007 and never looked back. When asked about this momentous achievement, Mhaille was still in shock from the victory. "I'd like to give thanks to my mother and my father, for first taking me into the family business. Without their years of experience and their guidance I would not have become the Slut I am today," he said. "It is for them that I hope to make it a seventh title!" Coming in at second on the list was the legendary Benson. Despite having only twenty edits in the past year, Benson has managed to rack up over twelve thousand links to his userpage. He still enjoys a several thousand link lead over slut number three, Thekillerfroggy. When asked how Benson managed to not only maintain his lead, but actually increase it, TKF said, "A wizard did it." In-depth investigation by this reporter revealed that Froggy's signature may have something to do with it, as random selection feature will occasionally cause TKF's sig to spam dozens of links to Benson's userpage, mostly in Dr. Skullthumper's userspace. UnSignpost gets new paper-boy Uncyclopedia's semi-official newspaper, enjoyed by literally several readers each week, has hired a brand new paper boy. This individual has been delivering the UnSignpost for the past two weeks. This cost cutting measure was announced after the guy with the keys to the delivery robots disappeared, taking the keys, several thousand dollars in cash, and a stapler with him. Unconfirmed rumours made up by me suggest that he intends to staple the money to the keys before turning the stapler on himself. The paper boy, who calls himself Gerrycheevers, says that it is a tough job, but he is glad to be able to contribute something. "It's a tough job," he told UnSignpost reporters "but I am glad to be able to contribute something." The young paper boy is saving up his pocket money to buy a new frisbee. The mammoth task has taken its toll on young Mr. Cheevers, leaving him with severe wrist pain and an acute hatred of humanity. "It totally messed up my wrists. I was out of action for days!" he said. Most Uncyclopedians are said to be happy with the new service, saying that they prefer the more personal touch that comes with human delivery. "Those damn robots trampled my garden, broke down my door and killed my dog with their death-rays" said one unfortunate Uncyclopedian. In a related story, Gerrycheevers has been 'throttled' from such activites as moving pages and making mass edits. His repetitive edits have apparently pissed off at least one admin, and Gerry is now limited to one edit per four hours. He has used these edits carefully, and has managed to find a new paperbot. This week, the UnSignpost will be delivered by MantiBot. Subscribers can only hope the new delivery system works out, or the UnSignpost may be doomed. |
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UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008[edit source]
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August 28th, 2008 • SEVENTEENTH ISSUE SPECTACULAR • Word to your mother
Porn Wars End in Sticky Truce At exactly 10:28 pm (UTC), Sir Led Balloon did the honors of emblazoning a golden '1000' in the count to a million project, a true milestone on the journey to seven-digit greatness. Another user celebrated by gracing the page with an unprecedented one-thousand-and-one pixel high "1001", which was quickly taken down. The user was, needless to say, embarrassed, yet happy that the uncouth horde of devoted Uncyclopedians had finally reached the number 1000, as such a milestone had not been reached since the number 100 and the end of the Porn Wars. On that note, the Porn Wars ended earlier this week with a tentative truce between Commander Jailbait and General Pervert. The war began the week before, when Regret posted a pin-up girl to balance Orian's photo of a scantily-clad male, claiming he was "bringing balance back to the universe." Regret also stated he would "fight to the death"... or at least until Leddy stepped in, this time to call a "three-pornstuffs rule", which eventually ended the erotic feud. Meth, a constant editor on the forum, said "'twas a fortunate day for all under 18." Still, even with peace returning to the forum, not all is well in the land of counting. On the subject of reaching 1000, one dissenting user said: "Perhaps we should seriously consider stopping there. I mean that would be 1/1000 of the goal! Imagine doing this whole thing, 1000 times. That would mean 3000 archives, give or take." To which another user responded, "unfortunately for you, Nobody cares." Nevertheless, as long as there are users with nothing better to do, the Forum will always trudge on, giving Uncyclopedians something with which to kill thirty seconds, and also giving UnSignpost reporters something to write about. Lack of cure for testicular cancer kills 100 Uncyc members Uncycloversity members are still failing to find a cure for our previously mentioned testicular cancer, and to date, 100 people have died of said cancer. When nobody died, some user said it was a rumor made by some other user to piss us all off, right before clutching his balls in pain and dropping dead. Within an hour, about 16 more people died a cancer-related death. A live update shows that 105 users are now dead. You could be next! Don't panic, that'll make you die faster. Regret Tenenbaum, the user who originally warned of the disease, had this to say: "I TOLD YOU SO!" to which he added "Na-nanana-nanana!" The death toll is expected to reach into the thousands, with no end in sight. A memorial was set up earlier today to remember the dead, with one number added for every fallen Uncyclopedian. With fear and panic filling the hearts of users everywhere, there is one question that is on everyone's mind: "WHY GOD, WHY?!" Another live update show that 200 people have now died, and out of those, 10 people killed themselves in anxiety. Remember to always feel your testicles with your fingers. That's right. It helps prevent the cancer from reproducing. |
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Heh...[edit source]
...you're the Australian one. - [21:21 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- I knew an australian. He doesn't talk to me anymore. Bastards. All of them. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:27 2 September 2008
- I bet he had an Australian accent and everything. - [08:12 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Stop being so racist. It's bad. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:53 3 September 2008
- [09:06 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie“
Bastards.Civilised. All of them wonderful, outstanding members of the human race.”- Thank you Orian for the changes there, but I believe my first quote was correct. Let me highlight for you the bit where you actually said it. - [09:20 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- You see that. That's a banable offence that is. Changing what someone said on a talk page. *Hugs DJ to show how much he loves australians. All of them* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:25 3 September 2008
- Thank to your racism I've created the focus template. See? - [09:34 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- amen to whatever the hell you were talking about -- 10:07, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
- Thank to your racism I've created the focus template. See? - [09:34 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- You see that. That's a banable offence that is. Changing what someone said on a talk page. *Hugs DJ to show how much he loves australians. All of them* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:25 3 September 2008
- Thank you Orian for the changes there, but I believe my first quote was correct. Let me highlight for you the bit where you actually said it. - [09:20 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Stop being so racist. It's bad. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:53 3 September 2008
- I bet he had an Australian accent and everything. - [08:12 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008[edit source]
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September 4th, 2008 • Eighteenth Issue • STOP!! SIGNPOST TIME!!
Uncyclopedia copies Conservapedia Recently, on the fact-based no-spin-zone wiki known as Conservapedia, there has been debate raging over whether to ban all atheists from contributing. Apparently conservapedians believe atheists (those who deny the existence of the creator) to be at the very least a hinderance, and at the very most a hideous group of venom-spitting demon-eyed savages who feed on the blood of children. If this motion garners enough support it may become a 'Conservapedia Commandment', along with 'no girls allowed' and 'slow down, this is a neighborhood.' Mild amusement and complete apathy were rampant among Uncyclopedians yesterday. Some poked fun at the silly conservatives for proposing such a Nazi-esque measure. Others took up the reigns in a new thread: should atheists (of Cthulhu) be barred from Uncyclopedia? It seems support for this action is widespread, and soon 'Cthulhu tests' will be administered to random users at random times. Failure of such tests will result in soul consumption. User Heerenveen had this to say: "I believe that it shouldn't matter whether you are an avid worshipper of Cthulhu, just someone who pretends to like Cthulhu to fit in with your mates, or indeed a foaming-at-the-crotch atheist (of Cthulhu), you should be infinibanned from Uncyc regardless. Unless, of course, you are Cajek," to which Orian57 added, "Richard Dawkins is so sexy." As is the norm here on Uncyclopedia, the controversy was immediately parodied, and then the parody of the controversy was summarily parodied. It has yet to be seen whether the parody of the parody will in fact be parodied.
IN A WORLD where JUSTICE is a distant memory...where HOPE seems desperately out of reach...where THROATY BARITONES are hard to come by... ...ONE MAN performed voice-overs for OVER NINETY FOUR THOUSAND FILMS. His DEEPLY SONOROUS VOICE could turn even the most BORING movie into AN ALL-OUT THRILLER... ...Most famously known for THAT GEICO COMMERCIAL HE DID, that man's NAME was DON LAFONTAINE. Critics hailed him as 'THAT MOVIE TRAILER ANNOUNCER GUY' and 'THE DUDE WITH THE CRAZY VOICE'... ...On Monday, LaFontaine PASSED AWAY suddenly when a FIERY EXPLOSION in a SHRAPNEL FACTORY caused the TURBO-CHARGED SPORTSCAR in which he was being pursued by MONGOL HORDES to CAREEN OVER A CLIFF. He was 68...
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phone books[edit source]
Graham's Number is alive! -- 14:14, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
- it looks like a sticky note, not an article! That barfs in the face of everything I know about wikis! • <14:16, 06 Sep 2008>
- Hey, you can't talk. You went all 2 girls, 1 Cajek over the rulebook. It took weeks to get that out of our collective memory, lucky the internet ruins that and our ability to con- HEY IT'S CAJEK! -- 14:25, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
- You teabagged the rulebook long before I ever did anything to it in a dark alley, and I just want to say that- OMG ITS CAJEK!
- REALLY! WHERE? -- 14:38, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
- I swear I saw him: he was right in that grove of trees, behind the out-of-focus area! He needs to shave his back.
- HERE?
- Oh there he is! Right behind that steep decent into randomness! -- 14:42, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
- hehehehehe, RANDOMNESS!!! I love this place! <17:02, 6 September 2008 (UTC)>
14:40, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
- Oh there he is! Right behind that steep decent into randomness! -- 14:42, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
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- HERE?
- I swear I saw him: he was right in that grove of trees, behind the out-of-focus area! He needs to shave his back.
<14:36, 6 September 2008 (UTC)>
- REALLY! WHERE? -- 14:38, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
- You teabagged the rulebook long before I ever did anything to it in a dark alley, and I just want to say that- OMG ITS CAJEK!
- Hey, you can't talk. You went all 2 girls, 1 Cajek over the rulebook. It took weeks to get that out of our collective memory, lucky the internet ruins that and our ability to con- HEY IT'S CAJEK! -- 14:25, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008[edit source]
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September 11th, 2008 • Nineteenth Issue • All your readers are belong to us
Uncyclopedia celebrates 9/11
8 years ago, America was attacked or something. Uncyclopedians, who are true patriots, celebrated the eighth anniversary in true American fashion: by doing mostly nothing of interest to anyone but themselves. The UnSignpost devoted nine-hundred-eleven minutes of silence to the event Thursday by not even bothering to send itself out. "The Unsignpost was there nine years ago during those super not-kewl terrorist attacks," said chief writer Gerrycheevers. "I wasn't part of the staff then, so I promise that, in the 911th issue, we will devote a whole article to the events of that frabjuous day." In the 911th year of publication, the Unsignpost promises to dedicate the whole issue to 9/11 and those rascally terrorists. "We've already got 911 stories lined up for publication!" said staff photographer Larry. "It's too bad we have to wait so long to get them to the public, but that's what happens when you honor a holiday like this the way you're SUPPOSED to." Uncyclopedia's main page was 11/9-themed for the occasion. When Mordillo and Spang were alerted that nothing interesting happened on November ninth, 2001, Larry, Mordillo's public relations officer, claimed that "it [didn't] matter: One date is the same as the next. Why don't you Unsignpost people shut the hell up? Oh, and uh, I won't be able to come in Monday: it's my sister's wedding." Other wikis in cyberspace exist, and therefore did things relating to 9/11. Conservapedia, a conservative parody of Uncyclopedia, celebrated by drawing figures of Mohammed on their private nuclear stockpile. Legopedia celebrated by informing the public of Lego's new action series: 9/11: the Suckiest Thing Ever. Jengapedia honored the fallen by sponsoring a 911 minute championship Jenga competition. Liberalpedia, on the other hand, did nothing of any consequence. >:( FUCK YOU LIBERALS!! FUCK YOUUUU!!!! The Unsignpost would like to print a retraction of it's 47th issue from September 11th, 2001, wherein the terrorist attacks were called "super-kewl" and the terrorists themselves hailed as heroes. Those responsible have been sacked.
Conservation Week, also known as 'Rewrite-a-thon' or 'De-crap-ification', is upon our community once again. Twice a year, Uncyclopedians band together to clean out the weeds and squirrel corpses from promising trees found in the rewrite category, among other places. Due to the retirement of co-founder Jocke Pirat and quasi-inactiveness of co-founder THE, another user has stepped in with promises to annoy every user until they rewrite at least one article. That user shall remain anonymous. Opening day for this well-liked, popular, and intriguing event is Monday the 15th. The winner of the competition will receive the Greasy Mechanic Award for having rewritten the most articles in the two-week competition. Past winners include THE and Jocke Pirat. Be sure to participate early so as to avoid annoying requests to "rewrite an article, you lazy git!" The event has thrown into sharp relief the lack of Uncyclopedia events, or the excess of Uncyclopedia events, depending on who you ask. Ideas like Forest Fire Week and Everyone Edit A Ton Of Articles Week have not received much support, but may be enacted in the future to keep ADD-riddled Uncyclopedians something to do for five minutes. RC takes home NotM After years of fruitless nominations, Rcmurphy has finally won n00b of the Month. The announcement came last week, when none of the three candidates fufilled the requirements necessary for winning the n00by. It seemed the two new users had both failed to write an article, and So So did not meet the main n00bishness requirement. Since there was no clear winner, the award went to Rc by Rule 4.1, Clause 3 of the NotM eligibility guidelines. As far as the NotM badge itself, it was initally placed on So So's userpage. After relenquishing the honor to Rcmurphy, So So proceeded to foul the badge and offer it to the user who wanted it the most. After the planned Panel of Penis Monkeys from Outer Space cancelled, a phone-in contest was held, in which Colin "All your base" Heaney dominated the competiton. He took home the badge and now proudly displays the feces-ridden merit on his userpage. In a related story, Rcmurphy is up for NotM yet again. However, he is facing stiff competition from W.T. Door, a U.S. Navy seamen who spends his time swabbing decks, battoning down hatches, and writing cool stuff. |
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— MantiBot Owner 10:51, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
H'lo Mr DJ[edit source]
I iz in your country, climin' ur bridge.
It's a bloody decent view, if you don't look straight down. Could I see your house from up there? Whatever, nice country you got here. Glad I finally made it. Now I'm off for an evening dip, and my choice from the poolside bar... --UU - natter 08:46, Sep 23
- I suppose that was the best handkerchief you ever stole... tis a mighty fine place, I'll be bugering over in your area of the world late next year actually... -- 12:37, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
- As long as that's a general "my part of the world" and not a specific one. In other words, the British Isles are a great place to visit, with plenty of stuff to see and so forth. But pretty much none of them are near me. Stay well away from Norfolk, and you can't go wrong. And yeah, I had the best time. the best. Love the place - but then, only staying for a few days and just seeing the very best bits, I would, wouldn't I? --UU - natter 15:39, Oct 6
You caught on of course --[edit source]
My plan was next to just copy-paste some stuff from different sources, it would give mass to the article pretty comfortably. Whether to edit them a bit or not is a matter of funniness of course. Do you what you want with it, I think you can see where I was going with it. I'm planning to continue, we can discuss it if you were serious about contributing. -- Style Guide 06:30, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
- It's a good idea, just link it in something we have at the top of a page or something so they can go there and mess up stuff instead. -- 06:33, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
- How about changing the postscript to "Thanks for your valuable feedback" kind of thingy? There could be an extra joke too but I figure it would be slightly funnier if the tone of the main article stayed business-like. What do you think?
- Yeah... that could work -- 07:03, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
- Finished the article - fairly satisfied with it. If you come up with further ideas do add them! I put it on "recent" and made links to it from some Palin articles etc. -- Style Guide 11:05, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
- What say I strike our discussion from its discussion page? Would look more relevant without it. -- Style Guide 15:25, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
- Can just anyone mess with someone else's sig? -- Style Guide 09:46, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
- The incident I believe you are referring to was provoked by repeated Australian vandalism bombings. - [09:49 28 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- I'll not say anything about Australia although I'm tempted to... eh... provoked by? Anyway it's no longer a prob now that I know what it was about - took me a couple of minutes to find out. -- Style Guide 09:52, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
- The incident I believe you are referring to was provoked by repeated Australian vandalism bombings. - [09:49 28 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Can just anyone mess with someone else's sig? -- Style Guide 09:46, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
- What say I strike our discussion from its discussion page? Would look more relevant without it. -- Style Guide 15:25, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
- Finished the article - fairly satisfied with it. If you come up with further ideas do add them! I put it on "recent" and made links to it from some Palin articles etc. -- Style Guide 11:05, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah... that could work -- 07:03, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
- How about changing the postscript to "Thanks for your valuable feedback" kind of thingy? There could be an extra joke too but I figure it would be slightly funnier if the tone of the main article stayed business-like. What do you think?
Thanks![edit source]
Congrats on the kitten :P How'dya like this one?
Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye. |
I expect you to keep it! And thanks for the birthday thing! Gotta go...classes await... :/ The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 14:20, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008[edit source]
Smiting the nail of news with the plastic hammer of truth
October 2nd, 2008 • ALL-KITTEN ISSUE • Your #1 source for Cajek ban jokes!
According to Wikia staff member Sannse, Uncyclopedia's advertising revenue is below expectations and must rename itself to appeal to the younger generation. "I think the problem is that 'Uncyclopedia' has lost its edge," Sannse said to a crowd of squirrels and kittens gathered around the Uncyclo-stables last Saturday, "...all of which is contained in its name." Older users, like Mordillo, the jew who secretly controls "Uncyc," and TheLedBalloon, who is an inanimate balloon, strongly petition for the name to stay the same. The Unsignpost couldn't be bothered to actually read the forum that Sannse created, but we're assuming that everyone's against changing the name to "Asparagus.org" or something. The name change will reflect the personalities and interests of every single contributor. "Yeah, Asparagus.org is gonna have to do until we figure out what would be a good name," Sannse yelled at a local gathering of squirrels in Uncyclopedia's break room. Many users have complained about the change, but not AsparagusSignPost, which has run into a little trouble with the law recently, and doesn't want to go back to jail by disobeying "the man" or causing "drama". Because, as we ALL know, some head writers have been banned a whole bunch of times for being "different". So to Asparagus.org we say: "Keep the funnies coming, unless someone is forecasting your doom again..."
For the first time in over two weeks, the flaming death of this silly wiki has been predicted in some form. Last time it was that stain that looked puzzlingly like Jimbo Wales, the time before it was that bird that flew overhead. You know the one I mean. This time around, undead user Necropaxx has pointed out several recent disturbing trends that seem to mean only one thing: Uncyc is about to suffer its death throes. It seems this time that the demise of the wiki will also utterly destroy the souls of every one of the dozens of users who contribute here regularly. Tidings such as this have frightened new users such as September NotM Multiliteralist, who had his to say: "Oh no." Several of the signs that Uncyclopedia is doomed are unarguably true: VFP is stagnant due to the lack of Zombiebaron activity. The Pee Review queue is backed up worse than a public toilet after Cinco de Mayo. Modusoperandi seems to be malfunctioning, as he has dispensed with his usual biting wit in favor of just plain biting. It appears, in at least a few users' eyes, that Uncyc has "jumped the kitten". Lack of News Wreaks Havoc on UnSignpost In an unprecedented press conference earlier this week, UnSignpost editor-in-chief Mr. Gerry Cheevers (the user, not the hockey player) admitted that "This week's issue is actually still a blank template", further stating "I've been swamped at work, and today developed cold-like symptoms." However, some experts disagree on the cause of an UnSignpost devoid of news. "There is an obvious explanation for the lack of gratifying news stories in the USP this week," said Mr. News Guy, the world-renowned news reporter, kitten enthusiast, and unicycle-fetish expert. "There is just no news to report on," he continued, to which the reporter we borrowed from UnNews responded "And what's causing this lack of news?" "That's just it! There's no news to report on!" "So... you're saying is, the reason there's no news is because there's no news?" "Exactly! And it's just a matter of time until some attention whore writes a stupid and redundant story on the fact that there's no news!" This story is dedicated to the memory of Mr. News Guy, whose body was recovered from the Los Angeles river the next day. |
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-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:22, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
Sorry[edit source]
Sorry about the VFH. Genuine error. Guess I'm too eager to be helpful. Geoffprickett 15:58, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Meh, it happens. Sorry if you took the innuendo thing personally, I have just seen way way way to much on here recently, and it's just lame to me now. -- 16:01, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Not taken personally at all. Thanks for any input. Geoffprickett 16:06, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
Clears throat[edit source]
Dear sir Irreverent,
I would like to inform you that I am in fact The Napolean of Child Molestation and that this is FAR more important than anything Charles Norris has kicked into the sun. The fact that you claim to be The Napolean of Child Molestation is an affront to child molesters everywhere. While you only have an army of child molesters roaming Europe, I have both an army AND a navy. I challenge you to a war, sir! And just because I don't have a silk glove to slap you with doesn't mean this isn't a formal challenge! WE SHALL MEET AT DAWN! Unless I have an "appointment," if you catch my drift.
very very very sincerely,
~The REAL Napolean of Child Molestation
13:38, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
- Oh shit, I kind of have the feeling I am that appointment... -- 15:39, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
- I only adopt the sexiest children into my "fold," if you catch my drift. • <15:40, 05 Oct 2008>
- I'm not sure I did, can you explain it slightly more incriminatingly and a bit closer to the microphone. -- 15:43, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
- I only adopt the sexiest children into my "fold," if you catch my drift. • <15:40, 05 Oct 2008>
- Oh shit, I kind of have the feeling I am that appointment... -- 15:39, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: October 10th 2008[edit source]
The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!
October 9th, 2008 • Twenty-First Issue • Bursting with Crunchy Goodness!
Uncyclopedia Stock Plummets Uncyclopedia stockholders are in a state of panic after shares of Uncyclomedia fell over 60% this week amid fears of a writing recession. "I just can't gamble on a rebound," said one investor as he carefully climbed out onto his window ledge overlooking Wall Street, perhaps seeking some fresh air. "With the current economic and comedic climate, and rumors of the destruction of the website, it looks like Uncyc Incorporated is about to fold." Other investors are slightly more optimistic. We ran into a smartly dressed woman in the Uncyc break room and were intrigued as to why a female would ever have enough confidence in the wiki to invest the large sum of one dollar bills she was counting. It turned out that she was a stripper, but we did eventually find someone who still had faith in the company. "There's so much more to the Uncyclopedia Empire than just the humor wiki," said confident money-man Chet Hardluck. "There's the kitten factory, the escort service, the games & sports division...and don't forget the world's largest boron-smelting plant!" When it was pointed out that these claims are in fact bollocks (except for the boron plant), Hardluck joined the queue of businessmen waiting their turn to get some frsh air on the suddenly popular ledge. The fate of the Uncyclopedia corporation remained unclear at press time. Some say that if Uncyc stock plummets through enough negative numbers, the stock will reset itself at zero, resulting in huge negative negative profits for those who bought the stock whilst it was negative. Uncyclopedia announces invasion of YouTube The first upload began a series of incursions onto YouTube by all types of Uncyclopedians. Some made sense, such as article narrations and UnTunes. Some were questionable, such as the gangsta rap video by the usually timid Sycamore. But nearly 99% of all material in the 'Uncyclopedia' category is patent nonsense, such as a visualization of AAAAAAA!, faceoffs between George Bush & Kanye West and Steve Ballmer & various other injokes, and a 'don't blink contest' featuring Gert5 staring into a camera for nine hours. |
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— Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Welcome back, adoptee![edit source]
NOW DO MY BIDDING! ...AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT IS! • <12:28 Oct 12, 2008>
- In the mean time, do my bidding, and start User:DJ_Irreverent/Canberra, so we can get something to replace the crap that has now been deleted and protected. Check the logs, it's been awful... 21:46, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: 21 October 2008[edit source]
I love it when the news comes together
October 16th, 2008 • Twenty-Second Issue • Now with 40% more Batman!
Uncyc Users throw Support Behind Joe Plumber Uncyclopedians today officially declared their undying allegience to Joe Plumber, a newcomer in the upcoming U.S. presidential election. Plumber was thrust into the spotlight last night at the second of many dreadfully boring presidential debates between those two or more candidates currently jockeying for the office. His name was mentioned no less than twenty-four dozen times by the candidates, with each claiming that Joe sided with him on issues such as healthcare, tax increases, and the 'Canada Problem'. One candidate even went so far as to claim that he and Plumber were 'buddies', and that Plumber installed a new bathtub in his palatial presidential candidate mansion last July. Several prominent Uncyclopedians spoke out in vehement support of Plumber, citing his many qualifications to be the leader of the free world. "He's a maverick in the plumbing industry," said staunch pro-Plumberer Colin "All your base" Heaney. "He also has a plan to live the American Dream, through the infinite wisdom of buying his own plumbing company. America needs dreamers, Gerry." Despite being asked to stop commenting, Heaney went on to say that Plumber "cleans people's pipes on a regular basis." Other supporters of Joe Plumber's campaign and platform included inanimate objects such as TheLedBalloon. "The most important thing to know about Joe Plumber is that he is AMERICAN, in bold italics underlined and all caps, just like that." When asked to give another example of how patriotic both he and Plumber are, Mr. Balloon replied, "Just picture him standing in front of a flag with the Star Spangled Banner playing in the background, and you'll know why I support his presidency." Current polls show Plumber trailing in the presidential race, with an estimated zero percent of all voters. His backers are trying to spread the word about Joe's tax relief plan, his rugged good looks, and his skill with a pair of slip-nose pliers. Uncylopedia Issues Food Stamps Due to the recent downturn in the economy, Uncyclopedia officials have issued hundreds of food stamps to users who have no means of feeding themselves. These users might be out of a job or have no arms. In any case, these food stamps are to be given out on alternate Thursdays, except for odd-numbered months, months ending in 'y' or 'r', and April. They will be available at the Uncyclopedia Meat Depot, the boron smelting plant, or by calling the new food stamps hotline. These food stamps will be valid for purchasing a wide variety of nutritious and delicious items from the Uncyclopedia Farmer's Market and Livestock Emporium. Included are items such as pre-packed huffable kittens, gummi grues, and AAAAAAA! cookies.
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--Sycamore (Talk) 09:29, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote[edit source]
Your vote was very appreciated, and I am very grateful that you thought of me. |
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UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008[edit source]
I love it when the news comes together
November 3rd-ish, 2008 • Twenty-Third Issue • Better than things that aren't as good!
Address Change: Return To Sender? If you are one of those people, here's a brief summary of the incident:
If you aren't one of those people, here's an even briefer summary:
More on this ongoing situation as we get it. Probably. Glorious return to form for MrN! Fellow poopsmith and genial man-about-town UU said of the momentous occasion: "you what? MrN? Oh yeah, him. Good bloke. Knows his underwear". Then he scratched his nose reflectively and wandered off. MrN himself was unavailable for comment at the time of going to press/we couldn't be bothered to interview him (delete as you think applicable), but the UnSignpost fondly imagines he would have smiled enigmatically, raised an eyebrow quizzically, nodded appreciatively, and said "PANTS!" predictably. The pants themselves were also unavailable for comment. |
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Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter 11:15, Nov 6
Hea, DJ[edit source]
Why did ya do this? -- That article is a Pun related article. Both articles I linked are puns related and Fish Puns is a pun related article about fish! Just like Porpoise of Life... Surely that's a suitable see also? MrN 15:19, Nov 9
- This looks like a job for Rollback-boy, a rotund superhero with super fast undo powers! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:29 9 November 2008
UnSignpost: 13th November 2008[edit source]
The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!
November 13th, 2008 • Issue 24 • So close to journalism you'll be hard pushed to know the difference!
Uncyclopedian does something vaguely noteworthy in "real life" Mickey has so far failed to live up to Uncyclopedia's proudest traditions, by actually being quite good at the game. Indeed, at the time of writing, he'd won several games, including what he modestly described as "an awesome numbers game, beating Carol". He also shamelessly mentioned his connection to the site in a recent episode, leading to quite literally no extra edits to the Countdown article - still, thanks for the plug, Mick! Having spent time in the company of such notable international icons as Des O'Connor (no, we don't have a page on him, so there's no link), Paul Zenon (nope, nothing on him either) and Suzy Dent (spotting a pattern here, non-UK readers?) Mickey is now Uncyclopedia's most prominent celebrity, and it's surely only a matter of time before he appears on Strictly Come Dancing or Celebrity Big Brother, and has a lurid kiss-and-tell exposé in Heat Magazine. Various "...of the month" award candidates - November's in-depth analysis Uncyclopedian of the Month: Controversial nominees abound here, as serial ban collector Cajek goes head-to-head with Wikia corporate mouthpiece Sannse. The hyperactive one with the light blue sig is in the lead at present. But! As with certain other popular recent votes, there is a third candidate inexplicably attracting little attention - Dexter111344, a site maintenance and VFD stalwart. Who will win? Only you can decide (and all the other people who vote, obviously). Noob of the Month: No-one. Yet. Find a noob doing something vaguely decent and nominate them please! Otherwise the UnSignpost may just have to bring back the ultimate dead horse for yet more flogging and nom Rcmurphy again. Useless Gobshite of the Month: Kip the Dip is out on his own for this one so far. Having proved an exemplary gobshite for months on end, despite being cruelly denied the recognition of this award, the UnSignpost feels that his time is now, and is abandoning all pretence at unbiased journalism: VOTE KIP FOR UGotM! |
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MrN9001 12:40, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: 20th November2008[edit source]
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
November 20th, 2008 • #100/4 • Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.
UnSignpost Stumbles past 6 month milestone In true UnSignpost fashion, the editors noticed this about 2 weeks late - the Signpost having been so gloriously conceived (and never was a word more aptly suited to this juvenile-as-all-get-out publication) by Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek back in early May. The first issue rolled off the presses on May 8th, bringing you such earth-shattering news as "Rcmurphy nommed for Noob of the Month again" and "Uncyclopedia F**king Doomed", as well as establishing Signpost tradition with "Spacefiller of the week" (something about Grand Theft Auto). The editor's office here at USP should probably have had a revolving door installed, having been occupied at various times since Cajek and Skull abandoned it by THEDUDEMAN, Gerrycheevers, Heerenveen and some other numpty - although this is small change compared to the number of delivery bots and boys that have thrust the latest issue, still warm, through your letter flaps. Over the months, many other contributors have helped to keep the UnSignpost in its deserved position of "only weekly-ish newspaper on the wiki" - possibly by being so lame that no-one wanted to bother doing another one. And, having brought you such shattering exclusives as "Wookiepedia Too Cool For Cajek", "Porn Wars End in Sticky Truce" and "RC takes home NotM", the UnSignpost shows no sign of speeding up. Maybe one day, the unstoppable forces of apathy will finally overcome those who still labour under the impression that people actually care about seeing block log entries and biopics arrive on their talk page weekly, and the UnSignpost will grind to a halt. But until then, it will continue to bring you all the old news you've already seen somewhere else, whether you like it or not! UnSportsPost
In response to quite literally some demand, your ever-topical, finger-on-the-pulse UnSignpost brings you all the latest sports news that's unfit to print!
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MrN9001 20:37, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
I'm bored.[edit source]
Do something amusing. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:49, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
"good to see you've found someone"[edit source]
Thanks, but it's not so good, I'm afraid I'm splitting up with him =[ —talk 15:33, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
- I can has? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:42 22 November 2008
- Awww :( that's always bad, you'll find someone else (I mean look at the competition... Orian?! pfft) :P -- 06:01, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
- And with that sentece you destroyed years of self-esteem. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:09 24 November 2008
- There there, that can be fixed with a hat -- 08:21, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
- No! I'm not going to turn into one of you hatist bastards! Wandering around like you're kings of the known universe! It's a crazy cult that I won't be a part of! Ever! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:16 25 November 2008
- Silly hatless child! You've never experienced the pleasure a hat can bring to a man! Just try it, just once and you'll be addicted to hat like the rest of the world in no time! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:06, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
- No! I'm not going to turn into one of you hatist bastards! Wandering around like you're kings of the known universe! It's a crazy cult that I won't be a part of! Ever! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:16 25 November 2008
- There there, that can be fixed with a hat -- 08:21, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
- And with that sentece you destroyed years of self-esteem. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:09 24 November 2008
- Awww :( that's always bad, you'll find someone else (I mean look at the competition... Orian?! pfft) :P -- 06:01, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
Hi, ho[edit source]
If you can, meet me at chat some of these days - Moron section could be updated a bit I think. Or leave me a line on my talk page when you could see me there. -- Style Guide 19:34, 23 November 2008 (UTC)