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Oscar Wilde has inspired us to work on 35,739 stories and plays since opening in January 2005.

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Chastity is a calling higher than marriage, and spiritually more profitable.

Oscar's Chosen Article


Make Poverty History was a 2005 campaign launched by Bob "God" Geldof, its aim being to Make Poverty History. The campaign was unique in that it encouraged ordinary people to do something to make a difference to poverty by wearing a white band on their wrist where everyone could see it, so that everyone knew that they were committed to Making Poverty History.

In December 2004, Geldof made a speech to launch Make Poverty History year (he was meant to wait until January, but was way too excited to keep quiet about it): "I know that it won't be easy to Make Poverty History. It's not a trivial task - it takes all of us to stand up and say: 'I want to do this!' But if enough of us do, then governments will listen. Maybe even the Guinness Book of Records will listen!" (Full article...)

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Why was I born with such contemporaries?

Happy Birthday Leapfroggers!

February 29: I'm Not Five Years Old Dylan Shut The Fuck Up Day

  • 1504 - Christopher Columbus predicts the Lunar Eclipse to scare natives into giving him shit, proving that astronomy should never be done by Italians.
  • 1940 - Hattie McDaniel becomes the first African American to win an Oscar for her role as "Mammy" in Gone With The Wind; mixed feelings ensue.
  • 1948 - Ken Foree, of Kenan & Kel fame, is born: world peace achieved for thirty minutes.
  • 2012 - The Japanese finish construction of the Tokyo Skytree, which is obviously just a giant broadcast tower and not, say, the dormant state of a sleeping mecha.
  • 2016 - People born on February 29th, 1932, finally celebrate their first legal drink: they then die of liver failure.
  • 2020 - People born today realize everyone they've ever fucked is on the registry. Sorry.

The history of the United Kingdom

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it.

Yang "a coronavirus carrier," says Trump

Today in London

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information, so did you know...

From Uncyclopedia's playwrights:

  • ... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?

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This Month's Wit

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

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