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Welcome to The House of Pomegranates, the collection of short stories that is intended neither for the British child nor the British public.


Oscar Wilde has inspired us to work on 30,735 stories and plays since opening in January 2005.

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Chastity is a calling higher than marriage, and spiritually more profitable.

Oscar's Chosen Article

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Lincoln Logs are the fossilized poop of Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States. Even as President of a fractured nation, the eyes of history upon him, Abraham Lincoln still needed to heed the call of nature, and likely shat many times over the years. Sadly, only a few preserved specimens of Honest Abe's feces remain today, and archaeologists fear that most of Lincoln's logs have been lost to the fog of time. The samples of poop that are available have revealed a treasure trove of data on the president's diet, temperament and insights into his inner thoughts that not even his most private letters could uncover.

Abraham Lincoln's poop is split between the National Museum of Natural History in Washington, D.C. and the American Museum of Natural History in New York City. (Full article...)

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Why was I born with such contemporaries?

Gone but not forgotten.

February 21: Put Off Learning a Foreign Language Day

The history of the United Kingdom

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it.


David Pecker picked a pic of Bezos's pecker
Butts and peckers? Is this the Evening News with Beavis & Butthead?


Today in London


It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information, so did you know...

From Uncyclopedia's playwrights:

  • ... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?


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This Month's Wit

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


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Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


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Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


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