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Chastity is a calling higher than marriage, and spiritually more profitable.
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Caffeine is a chemical which makes you really hyper and excited and gives you lots of energy and stuff. It's found in coffee and chocolate and bawls and energy drinks. I drink those things all the time and it makes me feel really hyper and excited and stuff. People say I have too much caffeine but they're totally wrong; I only drink like fifteen cups of coffee a day for christ's sake. That's not a lot you know what I mean? (Full article...)
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it.
It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information, so did you know...
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This Month's Wit
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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