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Chastity is a calling higher than marriage, and spiritually more profitable.
Oscar's Chosen Article
The Last Jedi Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi is the 8th episode of the Star Wars saga. Because of strict screening requirements by The New World Order, many movie theaters are refusing to show the masterpiece. Luke Skywalker has ranted about the theater requirements, but as the Illuminati is in charge of funding, he has no say in the matter. it stars an all women cast of washed up snl cast members and is fun for the whole family. my favorite part is when luke skywalker dies by eating too much pussy )
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it.
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This Month's Wit
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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