Babel:Su
|
Yo yo yo welcome to da Uncyclopedia, the straight-up trippin en sike lopedia that any fool can edit. Sophia has inspired da hood to work on 38,607 articles since da opening in January two oh oh five. Uncyclopedia - Can you undig it, fool? Don't be editin' until you read da Newbies Rules and check out the Big Fivizzle.
The Man | Chillin' Entertainment | Computaters | Fools | wtf is quaint | Readable shizzles |  In light of recent tragedies, the National Pet Association has released new warning labels for hazardous dogs. Vote for featured images » |
Trippin' Writings I was sitting in my living room very late at night, watching The Christmas That Almost Wasn't. I knew the fat, jolly bastard would be arriving soon, and I would be waiting for him. I've been waiting for this moment for years ever since St. Dickolas gave me coal for Christmas four years in a row, despite my good behavior. I'll shove that stocking full of coal up his ass and show him how funny it is. I was dozing off when I heard it. The sound I could recognize anywhere. The fat bastard's heavy stomps on my rooftop. It's showtime. I sprang up off of the couch and hid behind the Christmas tree. I stay there for a little bit when I hear a loud tumble and an audible "Ah, shit.. that hurt." The fat bastard had entered the point of no return. Of course the jolly prick went straight to the kitchen, where he helped himself to the milk and cookies I laid out. I put a small amount of laxative and LSD in the cookies. I'm also pretty sure he got into the liquor cabinet because I heard him say something about a "Mr. Jack Daniels," with glass clinking around. He laid the presents under the tree, I was so close to him I could smell the liquor and cookies on him. Somehow, he didn't see me. Then he walks over to the stalking, I peek around the tree. I see the lump of coal in his hand. No the fuck you don't. (Full article...) Recently featured: Yo, go vote for your favorite prose fool! Some more articles that is down with it. Da Past.jpeg) December 22: Dead Meme Appreciation Day
|
In da hood
 "He ah-no give me ah-good coverage!"
Ongoing: Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel-Hamas conflict • United States presidential election aftermath • NBA and NHL seasons • Athletes doing the "Trump Dance" • Bill Belichick going insane
Was you knowin'?From Uncyclopedia's dope gangsta's:
| |||||||
New stuff
| ||||||||
Author and Newbie of da Month Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so.
| ||||||||
All donations go toward the continuation of Uncyclopedia and its community of volunteer editors. If Uncyclopedia has ever made you laugh then we invite you to donate and help us pay for our expensive server(s). You can make all donations using your PayPal account or debit/credit card here. You can also support your local Uncyclopedia by purchasing merchandise from our merchandise store where 15% of all sales goes toward Uncyclopedia. If you cannot donate but still want to help Uncyclopedia monetarily, you can click some of the ads in our e-store to help us keep the rest of the site ad free.
Fo nonsense related chat be joinin' dis room.
Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.