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Doctor Who is a British TV documentary, with an associated cult of brainwashed followers. It is produced by the BBC and funded by the London Tourist Board. It follows a now-famous presentational format, in which the presenter, referred to as "The Doctor," covers such diverse topics as history, physics, warfare, cookery, art and sex, with an assistant who's usually a young, attractive, and promiscuous female. However, the UK's Danny La Rue Act of 1922 forbids women from the acting profession, so the assistants are actually queer actors in drag. What makes Doctor Who markedly different from other documentaries such as Horizon, The Day Today and Newsround Review is that the educational nature of the program is carefully disguised behind a plot regarding aliens, time travel, and the like, woven from the real-life adventures of Oscar Wilde. (Full article...) Recently featured: Rachel Zegler Terraforming Tenet (film) Finno-Korean hyperwar Archive · Vote for featured articles · DID U KNOE... ... that Gypsies are stealing your carrots right now? (Pictured) ... that everytime we touch, I get this feeling? ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C? ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped? ... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class? ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network? ... that there is a simple, easy solution to the fact that you cannot understand the foreigners who are sitting next to you?

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