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Edward Christopher "Ed" [insert singular 3rd person subjective pronoun]eran (born 17 February 1991 - died NEVER) is a Canadian-British singer-songwriter, actor, owner of a bar in London, and Rupert Grint lookalike. He is also known as "Teddy" on Instagram. Additionally, he is considered to be the "one true god" of his home country, and even the entire world. Asides from that, he's known to the public as the "Ginger Jesus". Ed is arguably a fad of the year 2017 and also a British nationalist. Even though his career was meant to fade away at the end of the 2010s, he manages to still make music to this day, much to everyone's annoyances. He is known to have a lot of chart hits, especially in the UK, including "The B Team", "Untitled (Take Me Into Your Loving Arms)", "Nothing Happens After Two" and most infamously, "I'm Back & I'm Desperate". However, they are most likely plagiarized, but he still gets away with it. His private life isn't very well known, thanks to having no surveillance cameras in his home and the fact that the address to it is changed every day. Despite having a male given name, Ed somehow manages to have female pronouns as part of his surname, so, logically, he would've instantly became a "she" right away. Oh fuck, how do we go by them again?
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DID U KNOE...
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- ... that silent radio (Pictured) existed before regular radio?
- ... that the entire army of Liechtenstein consists of 3 soldiers? (Pictured)
- ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
- ... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
- ... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
- ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that cabbages are not to be trifled with? (Pictured)
 - ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
- ... that dihydrogen monoxide is a substance found in car exhaust, pesticides, acid rain, and your energy drink?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
 - ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
- ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
- ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
- ... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
- ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that I am inside your walls?
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