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Oh-mi-gawddd, my stupid chemistry professor is making us write this stupid presentation and essay on like, an element? Anyway I chose Berkelium because it sounds like UC Berkeley, GOOOOOOO BERKS! Okay, Hayleigh, write all this down, k? K.
Berkelium, symbol Bk, atomic number 97, is one of those squares in that poster on the science classroom wall. It is, like, liter-uhh-ly one of those elements that only exists because scientists were bored and had nothing else to do. (Full article...)
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DID U KNOE...
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- ... that the entire army of Liechtenstein consists of 3 soldiers? (Pictured)
- ... that the largest collection of human bullshit is located in the United States Congress?
- ... that sarcasm is a higher form of wit than the Russian Reversal?
- ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
- ... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was?
- ... that since haste makes waste, and slow and steady wins the race, it follows that everybody who loses a race must therefore be charged with littering?
- ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
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"Nyaaah, it's not worthless, mommy, I WANT IT!"
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ON DIS DAI...
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| COLONIZASHUN OV TEH WEEK
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For the glory of her majesty
HALP US CLEAR TEH IVY OV CRAP,
AN PLANT TEH SEEDZ OV HUMOR.
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WRITR AN N00B OV TEH MONTH
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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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