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Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. (allegedly born March 31, 1948) is purported to be a prominent liberal spokesperson for and inventor of global warming and environmentalism. He is portrayed by the liberal media as an author, a businessperson, former journalist, inventor of the algorithm, and recipient of a scientific prize.

According to Wikipedia, Gore has served as United States Vice President, Senator, and Representative, and has also served as a military journalist during the Vietnam War. However, despite efforts by the liberal media to prove otherwise, there is no completely irrefutable evidence that Al Gore exists. (Full article...)

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... that the "special ingredient" for Wendy's chili is a closely guarded secret? (Pictured)

... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?
... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
... that St. Peter's Basilica is a large reptilian creature with breath of fire and a gaze that can turn people into stone?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
... that the national pastime of Palestine is Stone the Israeli Tank?
... that the bird is equal to or greater than the word?
... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?

... that the "special ingredient" for Wendy's chili is a closely guarded secret? (Pictured)

... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
... that this sentence is incomple
... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
... that dihydrogen monoxide is a substance found in car exhaust, pesticides, acid rain, and your energy drink?
... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
... that recent advances in nanobiotechnology have led to advanced, implantable music players capable of holding up to three seconds of low-quality MP3 audio?

... that Elvis is NOT dead? (Pictured)

... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
... that Big Pharma wants to get you high?
... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
... that Michael Jackson should have had more apples to keep his doctor away?
... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?

... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)

... that those actually were the droids you were looking for?
... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?
... that there is no other word for thesaurus?
... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?

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