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Come between my cheeks, on my feet, Treat me like your little whore, On my toes, up my nose, Till I’m crying out for more

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Facts about me[edit source]

  • ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
  • ... that compromise is a great diplomatic tool? Although on an international level, a nuclear arsenal is even better?


History Channel[edit source]


July 6: Man Milk Day

  • 3100 BC – Village idiot starts sucking on a cow's titty; discovers milk.
  • 2300 BC – Chinese religious officers declared that drinking milk is a sin.
  • 1609 – Bohemia is granted freedom of religion. The Bohemians snap their fingers in approval.
  • 1732 – The 'Running of the Bulls' Festival in Pamploma, originally, 'The Drowning of the Animals' Festival, undergoes Major overhaul. PETA established.
  • 1946George W. Bush born; record numbers of brain death recorded in America.
  • 1977 – Idiot deems day "Man Milk Day" and proceeds to schedule lame events (Editor advises they read the article "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid")
  • 1978Margaret Thatcher blesses the first man to be milked.
  • 1986Mike Portnoy founded the band Dream Theater
  • 1988 – Shemales riot near Rio de Janeiro to obtain the rights for selling their milk to earn a living.
  • 1996 – Mike Portnoy travels back in time to found the band Dream Theater
  • 2004 – Man Milk is found to be an excellent source of energy for athletes. Naturally, using it in this fashion is outlawed by the U.N. under pressure by the Gatorade overlords of the universe.
  • 2006 – San Seattle Riot kills 6 Caloringtons

Photos from my 14th birthday

Articles from today's Daily Hostage Negotiator[edit source]



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Recent deaths: Ariana Grande's NonnaCanadian team's bid to win the Stanley Cup, again • PF4Eva's headphone cable • Jimmy SwaggartDiddy's freedom for only 20 years • Michael MadsenDiogo Jota

Upcoming deaths: DEITom Cruise's career of sprinting on-screenPittsburgh Steelers' locker room • Greta Thunberg? • R. Kelly • Iran's nuclear program • Oil prices • Dumbasses with fireworks in their backyards • Diddy's bank account after incoming lawsuits • The asshats who spoiled Squid Game


Their website (Its really good but not as good as mine)

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English paper

Write my english paper for me!


Proofreading

I stubbed my toe and it hurts

Sometimes my mom takes Prozac and tries to kill herself



Note to self: remember to put toilet seat down

Seriously id really appreaciate if you wrote my english paper

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David Gerard. What needs to be said about this extraordinary person? He lived life to the fullest. He scaled Everest and swam the Marianas. He piloted a kayak through the rivers of the Yukon with naught but a broken compass to guide him. Now he sits in a nursing home: Alzheimer's has rotted his brain to such an extent that he no longer recognizes himself as the WotM-winning author of Voice Chat, Fountainhead Earth and X Window System.


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