User:Napoleon/Tuvalu
Tuvalu Some islands | |||||
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| Motto: BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! I CABRBBRBBREATH | |||||
| Anthem: TUUUUUU, VALLLLUUU THE GRATE ISLANDIA (Better than Atlantis!) | |||||
Tuvalu on the globe  | |||||
| Capital | Water | ||||
| Previous capital | Vaiaku | ||||
| Largest city | Pirates of the Caribbean | ||||
| Government | Fish N Fascism | ||||
| ‑ King and Queen | Elizabeth II and Napoleon Bonaparte | ||||
| ‑ Prime Minister | Oswald Mosley | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Benito Mussolini , Oswald Mosley | ||||
| Established | 6th June 666 | ||||
| Currency | Pounds, Ice, Sand, Fiji Dollar, American Dollar, Credit Cards, Down Under | ||||
| Religion | Sinking | ||||
| Major exports | Rocks, Fish and Sand | ||||
| Major imports | Cars , Cash | ||||
| National sport(s) | -Swimming | ||||
| Internet TLD | tv | ||||
| Calling code | +44 (English colony) | ||||
Tuvalu is a powerful country and is located somewhere in the Pacific Ocean despite this it matters. It is an island nation in the Pacific Somewhere. Tuvalu, is a colony of England within the British Commonwealth. Its 69 islands comprise small, thinly populated atolls and reef islands with palm-coconut beaches and WWII sites. that have sunk sadly :( , the capital, Water Fascist Area offers calm waters for diving and Smoking among sea turtles and tropical fish, plus several uninhabited islets sheltering sea birds.
“ISW AN ISLAND!!”
“Can we have some money.”
“We depend on Down Under and Indonesia , We may run out of resources without them.”
“Better than England I mean no rain mate.”
Important Events[edit | edit source]
Nuclear program 2100
Bob Marley State visit 1972
Some island sinks 2020
Tuvalu moon landing Never
They get some food 2019
Economy[edit | edit source]
The economy was ran by Nemo but was lost sadly in 2006 it is now ran by a couple of Fish they are now hoping to join the European Union saying the president Gordon Ramsay and Oswald Mosley Starting in 1985, the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority, which assigns top-level domains and has a pretty terrible website for the organization that basically runs the internet, started creating top-level domains for specific countries and rather than just choosing codes for each country, they took the ISO 666 list and used the pre-set codes for each country, and here’s where Some Islands got really lucky. Their code was “tv” and so their top-level domain was “.tv.” As it turned out the internet did not fail like journalist Clifford Stoll predicted when he wrote in 1995, “you can't tote [a] laptop to the beach. Yet Nicholas Negroponte, director of the MIT Media Lab, predicts that we'll soon buy books Uh, sure.” A few people even starting watching on the internet and “.tv” was the perfect top-level domain for new streaming sites such as "Parliament" and "Twitch" and so Tuvalu starting selling domains. So the Islands became filthy rich (unlike Greece) It’s believed that the country of Tuvalu now receives £2-3 billion per year from the registration of different .tv domains.
Relations[edit | edit source]
They don't share relations due to nobody really caring about them, also are just some random British Colony just like Australia. Up until 2000, Tuvalu was not part of the United Nations but they joined after this deal went through because they could finally afford the £4 joining fee.
