User talk:Tom mayfair/Archives4

noob Adoption

Well, you put your name on the adoption page. I guess it's now time for your butt to cash the checque that your fingers have typed (sorry!). Any-hoo, have been on uncyclopedia for a few months, have done a few articles, mostly left in peace (which wasn't really the idea!). I still feal like a noob, but would like to become a bit more of an uncyclopedia community member. What do I need to do? Step13 22:45, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, we always need help here, here, or you can choose from a long arse list right over there. Just don't forget, this is suppose to be fun, not a job, so don't do things you really don't feel like doin'. Good luck, son/or daughter. You can ask questions at anytime. I'm not on here all day but I am here daily so I will get back to you when I can.

Am not on here daily, either. Am an uncyclopdian with a real girlfriend (shouldn't that be a cattegory in itself?), so have to devote time to other things. But I also have a job with the occasional free hour or two, so can make myself purty useful from time to time. Cheers for the adoption! Step13 21:53, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:28, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:Vanity of the Month

I still don't completley understand how this thing works. Does it have to be in the user space to be nominated or can it be in the main space. Lets say it's in the main space but than a sysop decides to huff it and that article happens to get the most votes, what would happen? Now, I'm not a sysp, but If I were, I would recreate the article, than I would put the User:Tom mayfair/Template:VotM on the page before fully protecting it (so it couldn't be recreated). Is that how this Vanity of the Month system goes? I'd like to know so I could have a better idea on who to vote for. Thanks!--Sir Manforman 12:29, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Anythin' vanity related. If you see somethin' in the Main Space that will more than likely get huffed, then yes, move it to a User Space. This is really kind of a guessin' system. Everyone has a different view on what is vanity so it really doesn't matter cause it's really up to the voters if it's a good choice or not. It's like I want to do an article on that ol' MTV show Fanatic, the episode where one of my ex-boyfriends met Marilyn Manson. I search & search for the video of it and can't find it anywhere nor the mention of his name. So to Codeine's mum that would be vanity even though it really happened on a national level. See. it could be any number of different reasons to nominate somethin'. Even Mr.Vib's life story would be vanity so it doesn't necessarily have to be on the Main Space. I would like to encourage people to write stories in there User Space. Even if we don't know the people or places in the stories doesn't necessarily make it bad. Just remember to make 'em funny stories 'er whatever people want to write. I hope this helps with your question. 06:07, 10 July 2007

Dear Tom

There's a difference between "better", and "more". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:14, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

I have neither qualities so I no understand. 09:19, 10 July 2007

That's why we love you, you little munchkin you. That addition to Russian Reversal was "more". We want "better". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:24, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

I offered the best that I could on the RR talk page. 09:27, 10 July 2007

One day, strong in the Force you will be. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

HEY!

Let me in on this UNSOC stuff. --Andorin Kato 22:49, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

It's really Jocke's page so it's up to him. 10:53, 11 July 2007

Yup, I remembered

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:59, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much for your vote

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
	PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your support

A bit late, but thanks for the vote.

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man?

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?

It was on VFH

Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.

--~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18:10, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks. Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the telephone. God, only heard that one five million times...

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 11:39 Dec 18, 2025 00:43, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a QUARK. Admins don't deserve Subatomic Particles...

Thanks for the nomination. I'll get to finishing my userpage too, but, well, it's this damn facebook.-- 05:17, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations!

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:27, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

PLEASE ADOPT ME!!!

PLEASE ADOPT ME!!! The title speaks for itself, I've only just registred. {{nosubst|User:The Pwnt Irishman/sig}}. 13:33, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

RE: ?

Some people don't know Yoinxx yet and those are awarded to winners. Good advertising, eh? --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 19:01, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

You sign up and get 500 Yoinxx as initial money. Then you can give your Yoinxx to some other user (the other user must have a Yoinxx account of their own), by placing a filled out {{Check}} on to their talk page. Further ways to earn money will come once Yoinxx has more members --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:27, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Question!!!

Hey, thanks for adopting me, but why did you say I'm your sworn nemesis? If it's just a joke, could you explain it to me? Cause I dont get it. Thanks again! --The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 16:47, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

It is created with the template {{USERLINK}} within the userbox template. 06:26, 30 July 2007

Ok, thanks! The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 17:24, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Just to get a laugh of those that don't know how it's done. 05:25, 31 July 2007

Well, Crap in a Hat.

I screwed up the Yoinxx thing. That is auto Refund.

. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:52, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I'm legal. I'll be 18 next month.

Aw, you're sweet. But me and my bf have worked it out. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 03:27, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Aw, that's sweet. He can join in as well. I can share. 03:28, 31 July 2007

?

Who do you think you are? You ThinkI need Paxil? ok, i think you should grab a whole packet of paracetamol tablets, throw them all down your gullet ( if your lucky you'll choke before the OD effect of the tablets takes place) THEN, strap you self to the nearest rocking chair and continue to rock backwards and forwards until you roll of into a deep sleep. most people think this is the point that you die, a peaceful way, but OH NO, then you wake up, screaming in pain as your liver grinds to a halt and it takes days of agony until you DIE! Actually i would not wish this on you or anyone for that matter, please though be a little more curteous as to the comments you leave about others in the future. All my love, – Preceding unsigned comment added by smeagan (talk • contribs)

Sounds delightful. /me takes his Paxil before he goes to bed. Me, courteous? Ha! You haven't been here long now, have you? 02:50, 01 August 2007

So Courtesy is beyond you then? – Preceding unsigned comment added by smeagan (talk • contribs)

No, it is not beyond me. Though I believe a sense of humour is beyond you. 03:05, 01 August 2007

I do have a sense of humour, im just rather pissed off that my article was deleted at the moment, its just the way you said it, i mean, i wouldnt have minded if you said 'take a chill pill' or something of that nature, i could appreciate that, but 'hands smeagan paxil' is just a bit nasty really, no need for it. also in these types of situations, when i feel i am receiving injustice, only people i know tend to humour me, if something happend and my friend said, hands you paxil i would be a little annoyed but i would be fine with it, considering you dont know i think its a bit rude to be honest. I mean you say it as a joke, but for all you know i could actually be suffering clinical depression and you may have just pushed me over the edge ( im not, lol, but if i was...). sorry about all that i just didnt like the comment.... okay?

I'm offended. I happen to be takin' Paxil for my bipolar manic depressive episodes & my paranoid personality disorder. Why are you out to get me? What did I do? /me eats some KIng Vitamin cereal. And for Godless sake man, sign your post with ~~~~. 03:22, 01 August 2007

Thanks muchly!

Thank you for voting For me, of course. You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did. So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 11:39 Dec 18, 2025 04:27, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D

Greetings Uncyclopedia, and welcome to UnNews. In a bizarre turn of events today, a local man by the name of RAHB, was awarded the Emanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation. In a press conference today, RAHB said that he would like to thank all those who made his receiving this award possible. And he did so too. Until next time Uncyclopedia. Stay safe, or have a potluck, or have a nice whatever. Whichever way you look at it...sign off lines suck.

Thanks comrade...this template sucks -RAHB 04:38, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Help!

Tom!! I know you love me! Protect Dirty Potter! Edit it to make it better! Do something!! PLEASE!! ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 07:23, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Another Question! And this one makes sense...

Hey, how do I get a cool signature like yours? I mean with all them pictures and whatnot. Some other guy helped me with this, which I very much appreciate, but all he was able to get me was this lousy tricolor, please help, thanks! --The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 13:45, 3 August 2007 (UTC) P.S. How do you make your page look like that?

Edit the link I sent you for your sig, and add whatever images you want to it. As long as the image is no more than 20px high it will look alright. Having said that, Tom's sig sucks like a cheap eastern European whore. But its all about individual taste, eh? ;) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

LMAO! What I meant was, he seems to have pictures AROUND and BEHIND the writing. How the hell do I do that? Thanks! --The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 14:02, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

---

Thanks!

Awww... how adorable! You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page! Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 04:49, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Ummm...

ummm yeah... tom... please go get a life. Take your kid to the movies or something, rather then stay home on the computer and waiting for someone to change an article and immediatly undo it. -_-' XNos 09:17, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

How about, instead, you start making good edits, and I won't ban you? Sound fair? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 09:30, 05 Aug 2007

Who the hell r you? J.I. -.-' lol you friends with tom? Tom's to wus to reply? And make you do it instead? You guys gay? ok... im done. XNos 09:56, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

In case you did not know, Spang is an administrator on this site. As an admin, he has the power to ban you for any amount of time, so please don't mess with him. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 10:18, August 5, 2007

Well, let's see here. First off, to be here at all is a clear sign that one does not have a life. Second, my son would not sit through the movie Hannibal Rising when it was out in theatres. How can I teach him the arts of cannibalism if he's not willin' to learn, eh? Third, your edits were not proper, meanin' that you fucked up the layout of the page. Fourth, the edit really wasn't funny. Fifth, you added my user name to an article (a red link at that) & Codeine's Mum doesn't /know/ me biblically yet. Sixth, your grammar is terrible. Seventh, my sexuality has nothin' to do with the communist country of Laos. Finally, you have done tried to spar with the administrator, Spang, who happens to not be my lover. I know he wants me but that is beside the point. He will just have to wait his turn like the rest of the users here. With the way you have been actin', you may not receive your turn. Take this time to read the this, this, this, this, & even browse 'round this. If you require assistance, please ask any of the users on this list, that list, or even ask me. If we can't help you, I suggest vandalizin' this guy's user page. Quick & glorious answers have been known to come out that page. 09:42, 05 August 2007

Russian Reversal

Erm, I hate to sound like a dead-horse-beating-type-person, but it seems as if no one else is going to be writing Russian reversal anytime soon? Perhaps it is time to move my version to the main so I can gain the accolades of my peers?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:12, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ!

Tom mayfair/Archives4

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

my sweet mama

Why do you hate my Mum so? ;_; D.G.Neree 22:00, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Jigga what? 10:02, 10 August 2007

Presenting the Valjuta!

฿ 300

BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

Info

--~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18:13, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Money stuff

Hey Tom, I was wondering if you could help me set up my account. I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to do with it, but maybe you could point me in the right direction? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:03, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

I can this evenin'. Right now I have to go. 07:06, 12 August 2007

Done I think. 09:13, 12 August 2007

UnCyc receipt

This is to confirm your order for -

1 Caged Capitalist - B40

1 Famine Stamps - B20

Order #0005 - Paid in Full: Y0.5 (Includes discount for: Grue Army) - Confirmed. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 21:18, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Hailing Frequencies Have Been Opened...

A ship arrives over Tom's house in space...

Consider it a token of my appreciation. Enjoy and feel free to name it whatever you wish! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:04, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

The Receipt

*** UNSOC OFFICIAL PARTY STORE ***
*The Favorite Place for Proles to*
******** Shop or else! ***********

Item: Тетрис
Paid to: Tom Mayfair
Price: B 200
Paid in Full? Yes

Enjoy your new items! 
Don't be afraid to come again!

--~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

01:38, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Sig

Wanna know how to have a small date and time? It's easy! Just put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Tom Mayfair/sig}} <small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}, {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</small> in your preferences nickname box. Sign with only three(3) tildes(~). P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:00, August 16, 2007

Thanks muchly for voting

For voting, I award you this award.

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
	Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:25, Aug 17, 2007

A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending! We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:03 Aug 17, 2007

Receipt

*** UNSOC OFFICIAL PARTY STORE ***
*The Favorite Place for Proles to*
******** Shop or else! ***********

Item: Berlin Wall Section
Paid to: UNSOC Party Fund
Price: B 100
Paid in Full? Yes

Enjoy your new items! 
Don't be afraid to come again!

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

19/08/2007 @ 19:08

Thanks for voting!(again)

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:24, Aug 19, 2007

This page has been deleted Reason 1.2 Patented Nonsenes (what else is Uncyclopedia for you dick head)

Arsehole

Tom mayfair is a fucking asshole for permabanning IPs. 20:38, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Gamers Liberation Front

Put gamers liberation front back!!!!!!!!!! Please? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Lolzorz33 (talk • contribs)

No.

Dear Sir Tom Mayfair The guy that blocked my emo story

my storys not a inside joke, this kid thats at my house wrote Hi kyle there when I showed it to him, I was about to delete it before you got rid of my story, common, put it back its going to be Epic. like the best of that guy that made lady in the water, its a story with a twist. once more. Commonnnnnnnnnn.\

--Lightbulb 20:47, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

User:Lightbulb/UnBooks:My girlfriend doesn't love me You can have it here. But not in the main space.

Hi Daddy!

I have a question for you. I was trying to join UNSOC and had no success. How can I join the exciting UNSOC? Thanks! Counciltucky 19:46, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Glad to see you, son. First, you register here. Then login. After that, go to this forum to register. Finally, add a new topic statin' that you want to become apart of the Workers's Party. An Inner Party member will review your contributions from Uncyclopedia & determine which Zhongshan Suit you will recieve. Good luck, son.

Done! Thanks Dad! Counciltucky 03:00, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Dear me Thomas

What will Cornmuffin say when he comes back? Old Tom with a huffometer and a ban stick? :) Congrats comerade! ~ 21:20, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

He'll probably stop comin' altogether.

I see you can huff...

...but can you unhuff? Trar was a little stupid, to understate things, so he seems to have got you to baleet Han's Grueslayer PvP section. Han is understandable not too pleased with this, so could you please hack up Han's PvP pages? —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 08:38, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Random Youtube Links

Duke Sucks, watch this video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BPaD4Ut7gCg

and this video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYOgC2Qbqh4 – Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.140.228.188 (talk • contribs)

Yes, Duke does suck. Kentuckistan is the best.

Thanks (quickly)

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

You just said you're archiving on IRC, so I'll keep this short. Thank you! --THE 22:15, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks you

We did it!Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:15, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Surplus Reciept

Here is your package. Camoflauge Uniform not included.

Credits spent: 10

Item(s) aquired: One (1) M16 rifle.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:43, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Ring ring

returning your call... Angela 23:02, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!! I feel the love.

Thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:15, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Re:SOTM

Hey, I just noticed you left me a message regarding SOTM a few days ago. I accidentally put the VoteSOTM template on one of the sockpuppets of an actual candidate. Sorry about making you miffed, or something. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:50, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Vandalism

Howdy! I did read that. I removed only repetive parts, ie. long segments of similar text and repeating images. nxsty 21:58, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

That is the point of the article though. Vandalism. Leave it as is.

About the IRC Chat...

Everything ok? You left pretty suddenly. :S - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:18, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Slowdown...

Uncyclopedia's really slow. It's been like this for a good month now. Are you doing anything to fix this? Mightywayne 14:24, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

It runs fine for me. Do you clean up your browser at least once a week? Try cleanin' up garbage files & shite on your computer to see if that helps. And stop lookin' at porn sites. They have viruses that can slow your shite down as well.

Ah, I see what you mean.

xD I don't really look at porn, and even if I did, I know my security. I guess this only happens at certain points, (the slowness) now all the kiddies are in school so I suppose the server's got more time to relax. Mightywayne 18:46, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

That or the powers that be workin' along side the Uncyclopedia server have stopped lookin' at porn for a short spell.

User:Manforman/Thank Thanks for the message on UGotM as well and my talk page, that made me feel good--Sir Manforman 17:44, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and UNSOC seems like an interesting group to join. Is there a specific place where I can register to join?--Sir Manforman 01:38, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

awesome!

Gerrycheevers sincerely thanks you. Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token of his gratitude, Gerry wishes to offer you his services should you ever be looking for a goalie while planning a pick-up street hockey game.

thanks again for your support. i hope to continue to earn your respect, approval, and spare change. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:51, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

T-t-t-thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:46, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

The (Late) WotM Thankering

Hey you commie bastard, thanks for your support in WotM. I won it, and that makes me happy. Couldn't have done it without you, and your sickle, and also Fred "The Hammer" Williamson. --THINKER 01:23, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

j00 i5 t3h 1337

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:43, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

A Russian Sex Day?

I heard something to this effect on the interwebs. Just wondering if that was actually true, because that is both awesome and terrifying (because of the population spike). Ж Kalir _{yes, I play Pokémon} 04:14, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

You sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
	Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Sep 16

You're a strange one, Mister mayfair

I don't understand what this is. I assume that you've gone mad and joined a cult that requires you to replace one word with another word, no matter where that word may be. I wish I could quit you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:55, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

It would seem that Mister Mayfair wished to eradicate the memory of Kentuckistan all over Uncyclopedia....thrice I reverted attempters to "stan" poor Kentuckistan on one of my articles....~ 19:59, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

I don't know what the hell you guys are talkin' 'bout.

Ok. Look out your window. Is the grass blue? Mine too. Mine isn't supposed to be. I think I'm freaking out, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:25, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, my grass is blue, but so is all the grass in Kentuckistan.

Modus, get me a shot. I need it. ~ 20:50, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

About my M14

You see, I had a defective Chinese AK-47. It jammed. In the fog of war, I picked up an M14, which I took from the Capitalist pigs. I survived, and it has become my weapon of choice now. so... /me takes my M14 back. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:48, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

AK-47 never jam. HE LIES!!!!! /me confiscates the M14 --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:50, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Actually it was a cheap Chinese knockoff manufactured by the Zhongshan Corporation which has half the quality and twice the reliability called the MI4. The differences are too subtle for the untrained eye to notice. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

19/09/2007 @ 01:53

You mean like the MiniOne (iPhone) and the Chery QQ? (Chevrolet Spark) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

It's too late. He tarnished the AK-47's name. /me is sadden

/me takes out a M60 Machinegu- er... A Kord Heavy Machinegun.... and aims at Capercorn --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:59, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

/me pretends to be Sir William Wallace Steady... Hold... Hold... Hold...

Now!

What?! /me ducks for cover, lobs a smoke grenade and leaves. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 14:39, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

What are you? A gypsy? Disappearin' like that.

Sheesh... I'm defecting. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 16:48, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Sheesh, I'm only kiddin' 'round. Why is everyone so pissy lately?

It's just that time of the year again when people complain and bitch and moan about the silliest things. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

24/09/2007 @ 20:21

Thankies McThanksALot!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
	Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:31, Sep 27

Thank you....thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:25, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Worker's Party

How do I join Uncyclopedia Worker's Party? Flubeca 16:58, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Here.

Need favor, you communist fool.

I'm at work, so I'm filtered out from IRC and CGI:IRC. Could you request an IP lookup on Pinky<Numbers here> for me? Or get one fo the IRC-lurking admins to?--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 17:18, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Sannse said she blocked it.

User Page Of The Month

Heya. Thanks muchly for the keen award-type-thing. I'm pleased that despite being functionally deceased, something I did around here continues to be interesting and award-worthy, despite remaining ignored and unchanged for some time. (And until I have the time and inclination to revise something in my pile of non-award-winning articles, this may be the last prize.)

How's things?

P.S. I'd have left this on the award's talk page, but it seems to be busy providing storage for your template. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 05:51, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. See what happens when I get bored 'round here. I pull ideas rather than articles out my arse. Things are goin' well. Might get adminship at the VFS. We'll know soon enough. Only a few more days 'til the votes are complete. *Nudge, Nudge* How have you been? We miss you. When are you comin' back for a longer stay?

Hard to say. I've finished my Master's degree but I'm now in the process of moving to be closer to my job (presently, I make an insanely long commute to work and back every day). I'm going to try to shoulder more of an admin load here as things settle down. I wish you good luck for sysop. I've thought for a long time now that you'd be an ideal candidate. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 17:00, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Well I hope things settle soon. This place keeps gettin' admins then they leave for ungodly amounts of times & then all hell breaks loose. Be sure to vote. ^_^

Images

Like your picture Image:UnsocWelcome.png, my picture uploaded as a zero byte file with zero by zero dimensions. What could be wrong?--Hot dog 19:04, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

I have no clue. I figured I'll just wait it out 'til a tech gets off his lazy arse & fixes it.

The real auto-welcome script.

Accept no substitutes:

//Olipro's Auto-welcome script
document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
+ 'http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User:Olipro/autotalk.js' 
+ '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>')

You can also (obviously) copy it to your JS anywhere and customize it. After you put this script in, clear out your CSS; the script'll highlight things for you, additionally. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:06 Sep 29, 2007

October Revolution reskin

I had a play around with the colours and came up with this. Now I had to take the hammer and sickle badge off because of my Bonner template at the top but that can be put back between where it says communpedia and the portals on the left using a div. I couldn't get rid of the "Yesterday's featured article" yellow but there'll be a way around that and also maybe try having it in normal sized text instead of caps. Also we'll need to re-add your communpedia badge to the top right corner but apart from that, what do you think? (Bonner) (Talk) Sep 30, 10:59

This year is the october revoulution's 90th anniversery it would be a perefect year to have the reskin.--Scott 03:30, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Are you full with skill in audio?

Day of fourth in October is anniversary of Soviet victory in racing to space. For honour of CCCP I have used modern computing machine of electronic-type for to be write story of news. Is comrade full with skill in audio recording in manner of digital? I am to be speaking with accent, but am to hope for another to try. If other comrade talksing in this way, I will be avoiding to give same style of audio for two pages that is differenced. If answer is "not", I will complete objective for utopia of worker and be trying accent of modified soviet-type. I ask only you of this, as you are with fame as communist here in wiki. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:57, 30, Sep 2007

I am not. The mic I bought yesterday sucks.

This is Soviet Russia! Quality is not matter when quota for monthly is to be fill. Do not be sad, citizen, Comrade Modusoperandski will find time to make record of digital-type to enlight world on subject of Sputnik, and listening to audio of such will cause lifting of many hearts. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:17, 30, Sep 2007

Thank you, Comrade. The Motherland owes a great debt to you.

Is least I can be doing.

<national anthem starts to play in background>

О! Советская Россия

Место здесь к там!

Мы благодарим Товарища Ленина,

для того, чтобы делать землю из нас... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:29, 30, Sep 2007

Audio is complete

Be listening to radio of tube-type tune to wavelength of 1.499m on date with correct time. Eyes, also, should be point up to skies. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:19, 2, Oct 2007

Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:40, Oct 1 00:40, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Thankings, comrade!

	Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:20, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations

And about time, too. I know you'll do us proud. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:35, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Tom, being a good Admin is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman, remember don't rush things, enjoy yourself and have fun, and know that its good to put other people's enjoyment before your own. Oh and occasionally check for a pulse. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Try not to let your newfound power go to your head. I know that you people, and by "you people" I mean what "my people" call "dirty stinkin commie red pinkos" (but in an endearing way, like when white people call black people the "N" word), have had some trouble adjusting in the past. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:06, 1, Oct 2007

But Post Perestroika shouldn't we all learn to love our inner Pinkie? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

As they say - about time too. You should have got it three or four votes ago. Begin the Glorious Revolution! RabbiTechno 23:18, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the NotM vote!

Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY! Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:25, Oct 1

Thanks Comrade

Thanks for the link, but I do know that you can create a personal user Sandbox. ;) I had emptied the original sandbox since it has a Vigilance template in it, and will be emptied similarly by the Admins later in vigilance week because of that template. I do believe if enough wish to keep that much in the Sandbox, then at least we should remove the {{V}} template for that very reason.

-St. Fenix (User•Talk) 22:59, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

just let the V bastards get it.

Just out of kuriousity...

What was the purpose of this? --THE 23:14, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

This js is sensitive. Didn't mean to do that. Sorry.

Thank you

- Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:00, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for yor welcome!

Nobody at Wikipedia ever gave me a welcome! Todfonos 20:15, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome for the welcome, comrade.

Oh, oops

Didn't realize you blocked me. Make it longer, next time! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:36 Oct 02, 2007

Bah, I had that 5 minute shite when I was a user. Hell, back in my day, some days were infinite.

To answer your question, just having a bit of fun with the unicodes. Redirects like we've already done for Pirates and Communism. But also seriously, if you want me to notice something, please make it something like two minutes (or better yet leave me a message). I didn't realize 'till I looked on RC, and then it looked as if I was disobeying you! An administrator! **gack** – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:40 Oct 02, 2007

Sir, this is a Communist website. We are all equal here.

It's just that some are more equal than others. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:45 Oct 02, 2007

Oh yeah, those IPs... /me raises an eyebrow

This is just customary :P

I award you an award award! Jocke Pirat awards you the award award for giving them an award!

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

3/10/2007 @ 00:58

Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
	What a mouth-full...

Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:16, Oct 3

Tanks 4 teh votes

The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund! Thanks for voting on UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading

Thank you for the vote! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:21, Oct 3

I'm gonna kick your butt! [beats Tom to a pulp] -Flatts 05:22, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey

Don't burn yourself out man. Take your duty in a bit of stride, or you'll end up like the other guys and burn out from your work. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

5/10/2007 @ 01:14

I'll try not to. Been here for over a year & still edittin'. Hell, before the work was harder.

hide ads

Can you explain me how to hide them stupid ads on the right of the wiki? Blakeman was banned for a week, MU HA HA HA!10:51, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:06, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Is one week enough for Grawp?

Wikipedia:User:Grawp nuff said.--Scott 17:29, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

You talked me into it.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU TOM MAYFAIR!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Dethmakr65 (talk • contribs)

But we just met. Who told you I was easy?

Bad bad man!

11:00, 6 October 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs) huffed "Image:Sputnikislaunch.mp3"

The entry on QVFD clearly says "old version only Image:Sputnikislaunch.mp3 23:46, 30 September 2007

I only found out because Zim noticed it. You made Zim cry. He's inconsolable. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:45, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Sorry.

No biggie. It got caught before too many people missed me talking with a silly accent, at least. Still, you owe Zim a cookie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:11, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Macedonia

It may not have occurred to you but some people take offense to certain things, as far as I'm concerned people (specifically Greek motherfuckers) has crossed the line between 'all in the name of fun' and 'you's one racist mofo'. PS. DAMN YOU'S AN UGLY BITCH! Cheers. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 203.59.178.234 (talk • contribs)

Hai guise, wuts goin on in this failure of a troll attempt? --SarinZero (blabber ) 05:21, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Why's this IP gots to bes hatin' ons a brotha? My ancestors would bes highly offended that their son of Africa is be treated this way. Can't wes alls just get along?

Shut the fuck up, btw is that your real beard? Dude, you look like an Amish on crack. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 124.169.252.71 (talk • contribs)

It's actually my hair editted to my chin. Are you a blind man on heroin?

Doesn't change the fact that you look like one. Oh, watch out, "a blind man on heroin", what's that supposed to be, some kind of comeback? You need to get out more, I call it a life but you probably call it 'that thing I gave up on when I became a loser/potential emo'. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 124.169.246.37 (talk • contribs)

No, I save the witty comebacks for the ones that actually burn my ego. You, on the other hand, couldn't make my son cry. Life is overrated anyhow. I've lived my life more dangerously than anyone I know & survived. Anyways, if "DAMN YOU'S AN UGLY BITCH!", "Shut the fuck up", & disrespectin' the Amish is all you have, I'd go get a life myself. Pretty pathetic to say the very lest.

What's pathetic is that you can't spell, I feel sorry for your kid, imagine career day, "What does your dad do?" "He's a loner who has nothing better to do that criticize the world on a website because he didn't get a second look from anyone growing up." I'm surprised you even got a kid, she must've been really, really drunk uh? As far as insults, not surprise that you played off of mine, it's OK to be jealous of another's natural talent, I got plenty more anyway but I'm not going to waste my time because I don't want make you look worse that you haircut makes you look. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 124.169.246.37 (talk • contribs)

You might want to take a lesson in grammar. I wouldn't call what you have as "natural talent". This is, by far, the worse attempt at insults that I have ever received. As for "wastin' time", while you were writin' this, I was receivin' a blowjob. I linked it so you can research it for your further attempts at makin' a real insult. I don't have to get women drunk to have sex with me & I'm not goin' to take life lessons from some Australian nerd that can't come up with a decent insult. Move on, little boy.

Australian? which is why I defend the Macedonian article? I see you're not just illiterate but you're stupid too. Also, nerd? explains why I failed to graduate high school, it must have been the fact that I'm a NERD! I also noticed that the picture on the blowjob page has got a fat bitch blowin' a skinny fag, that's you and your bitch, am I right? Don't talk to a european guy about chicks, you obviously haven't heard [1]... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 203.59.177.56 (talk • contribs)

Aww, he's just so precious, Tom. Don't you just want to take him home? I'm sure the foaming at the mouth doesn't mean anything... —Hinoa talk.kun 15:06, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

I know, right. I can say whatever & he gets so full of himself. He takes bait like a good boy. And I thought I didn't have a life. To come here everyday & "try" to offend me is just plain futile. But, if I give his life meanin' & purpose, I guess I've done somethin' of merit. That poor boy. I'd take him out back & shoot him but that wouldn't be as near as much fun & watchin' his attempts everyday.

Correct, I come here once a day, but you're here 24/7. I don't even have to listen to your shit, you're just a nerd/loser/emo who is a communist wannabe, I was a communist back in the day, a REAL ONE. Don't give me no shit about "shooting" either, you'd piss yourself with a real gun. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 203.59.164.151 (talk • contribs)

Then move on. I'm not makin' you come here to talk to me. Plus, you know nothin' of my background. Your insults have no effect on me so you might as well just get a life. I have one & would like to get back to it. Move on.

Good suggestion, it is a waste of time coming to this god forsaken website anyway. I'm out, Peace. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 124.169.107.31 (talk • contribs)

Fuck Bush

I've just done some serious research (i.e. counting Google hits) and I've discovered that more men would like to fuck George W Bush than would like to fuck Angelina Jolie. I think this important and verifiable information should be added to the George W. Bush page and the various other pages about him but, for some reason, they all seem to be locked. Please help.

PS. I've looked at the page on homosexuality but, strangely, George W. Bush isn't mentioned there.

Honest Guv 17:05, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Alright, go with it. But there are others that might revert it.

Patent nonsense

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:43, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh I want more sig goodness

How do you do that thing with your sig and the date? I don't like the ugly long date shizmozzle this wiki pipes out of my back end!

I want my date to be formatted in like the same textwise formatting that the rest of my sig is formatted with. -- Mr Snoopen | Blah blah... 05:30, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

So far I have figured how to format stuff piped through to my sig... only I'm too dumb to figure out what to put in my preferences.

It must be something like {{nosubst|User:Snoopen/sig|{{SUBST:User:Snoopen/sigdate}}}} right? Mr Snoopen | Blah blah...

Seems you have part of it done. Go to Preference at the top of the page. Add this code in the nickname section: {{subst:nosubst|User:Snoopen/sig{{subst:!}}{{subst:#time:m/d H:s}}}} Then check the box for raw code. Save. Clear Cache. Now instead of usin' the 4 ~, you will use 3 ~. ~~~. Usin' 4 will make the small & default time stamps.

~~~~ 21:47, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

ZOMG you're like a member of the freakin upstanding brain head collective. Mr Snoopen | Blah blah... 10/11 01:21

I'll accept a Sibyll clone as a token of thanks.

Anna Rogers

The article you ICU'd - seems to me that one is just pure old fashioned vanity (for proof, look at the same contributor's stuff on Wiltshire. Mind if I change the ICU to have a fix message directing them to Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies? It seemed only polite to ask first, especially seeing as how you now have that banstick of yours ;) RabbiTechno 19:53, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

I thought she was an author.

Hmm - not one I've heard of - I assumed, going by the content, she was some teenage goth who happens to live in Wiltshire. I'll have to look into this one... RabbiTechno 19:56, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

We'll just remove the crap from Wiltshire.

There does, in fact, appear to be an author by that name. She seems to be a resident of New Zealand and writes books about that country - certainly nothing to do with Wiltshire. RabbiTechno 20:00, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Taken care of.

Aye. That ought to do the trick. RabbiTechno 20:02, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank u

Heyyy thank for welcuming me. i feel right at home. MiiZ SPECTAC 02:52, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

Uncle Dave

Yes you do... you have an uncle dave you just have not met him yet.. but you will... soon... – Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.191.153.239 (talk • contribs)

League of Vandals

You deleted my article please put it back. Thank you.71.191.153.239 18:59, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

No.

Supernatural

I don't understand what alleged personal opinions were in the characters section that required the whole thing to be reverted! Please tell me so I can edit the characters back in without having the page reverted again. :( The characters were in the very original version of the article I made and some of the jokes made later in the article (i.e. any reference to Celine Dion) make no sense without the characters.

~_~ N/M, I think I found it. Of course I managed to C&P the one part that I didn't write that was kind of stupid.

Good job.

You sir, are retarded

I just noticed that you deleted my Understanding women article under the pretense that it "wasn't funny for sober people" NEWSFLASH - Nothing on this website is funny for sober people. I used to scan through a number of articles in a state of stupor trying to realize why nothing was funny here. Now I realize its because the people that can delete articles have a shallow perception on what's funny and what isn't. Ever notice that everything is funnier on Urban Dictionary? Oh wait you wouldn't, because your a sheltered wanker that admins the gayest site I've ever had the misfortune of stumbling upon. I'll stay here to entertain your stupid arguments (if you have any), but I feel that this site is a threat to ones orientation, so I'll leave soon. Fag. Shimdidly 02:33, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. Come again!

If only I could say that in Indian. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:39, October 13, 2007

Tom Mayfair is the worst! Commies commies commi! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:41, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. Come again!

I totally agree. The homosexuality of this site is quite overwhelming. Luckily, I'm wearing a tube top and frilly panties as I type this, so it doesn't really bother me all that much. --THINKER 02:42, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

In response to your comments on my talk page: Uncyclopedia is a piss take to the worst definitions on Urban Dictionary. You have no clue what is humorous, neither do you rationalize that everyone perceives humor differently. You are a dense faggot and seeing that you've been on this site long enough to administrate you must really be some sort of loser. Then again it doesn't matter; some of the funniest material I've read on this website is what later gets deleted, the people that have their material canned also have the more vibrant personalities -- and incase you didn't catch that it means their writing has more character/humor. I want to cut this short for I don't know if you're some 11 year old with too much time on his hands or someone my age that I would slap for being so stupid. Shimdidly 06:35, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

You, sir, have obviously never looked at Uncyclopedia:Best of. And if Tom is a loser, you're more of one for getting mad at someone over the Internet. Don't you know that nobody on the Internet really exists? It's just a complicated virtual reality simulation. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:10 Oct 13, 2007

Well, I can't stop all the non-humourous shite from bein' deleted. I can't help that thousands of unfunny people come here. If you find somethin' of bad quality, submit it to the QVFD, VFD, tagged it for ICU, or just do somethin'. Or you can just keep whinin' like an emo. I can admit that if you would have expanded on your subject that it would have been worth savin', but I can't allow stubs to just be randomly contributed. We get that shite all the time & we don't have the time to finish writin' the articles for you all. The best thing to you since you are registered is to use your name space to finish writin' it.
Example: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Shimdidly/Understanding_Women
I understand that humour is an acquire taste on different levels. But 4 sentences doesn't make an article. This is also a parody to Wikipedia so it's best to try to mimic their style of edittin'. A rule of thumb is to not create in the main space unless you are completely done with your article or use the overly abused {{construction}} template (which sometimes we over look & delete it anyways, hence, use your name space until it is complete). This & more can be learned if you had read the links in the welcome template on your talk page. So no more of this cryin' like an eleven year ol'. Take it like a man, follow protocol, or just leave. Or I can be of assistance with helpin' you leave. I'm not here to run people off, but I can't allow everyone to do whatever they please. By the way, insults don't phase me in the least. I have a thing called maturity.

UnNews in {{V}}

I'll let you determine the fate of this one & that one.

Sorry I let these slip past me. There's no shortage of Crap in UnNews, and I'll try and get right on it... evenually... thanks for being cool. Cheersm komrade! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:30, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank! You!

Thanks for the vote! --THE 12:42, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey there!

Hi! Im new to this, and I need feedback on the stuff I do. How can I get everyones opinion before I actually publish it? I dont want to be shit! :D Jebend 18:51, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Use http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Jebend/Whatever_Title . Just got to your page, add / & Title in the address bar. Then submit it to the Pee Review.

Wilfred Laurier University

My Wilfred LAurier article. According to your "vanity laws", here ya go. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilfred_Laurier_University Anyone who pays attention to universities north of the border knows of the rivalry between UofW and WLU, making the article funny. Just cause you don't get it...lol whatever man. I'll just write it and submit it again. Cheersh. -Lupehomme.

What was the exact title of the article cause I can't find it? 04:56, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Elkridge and Ellicott City

I created two hilarious pages about these two horrible cities in Maryland. Just curious why they were deleted.

Thanks.

-JeffBDemented

Both articles were too short. No one knows who this David "Doc" Reed is. The articles are more of an in-joke because outsiders can't relate to a place they've never seen or heard of. Godless, I'm endin' my sentences badly. Is, Of....

A lot of places have those things that you mentioned. Liquor stores, trailer parks, whores galore. Hell, sounds like the town I grew up in but it's not funny to anyone other than myself. We try to reach out to the world with humour. If everyone wrote 'bout their towns in their areas, they'd probably all sound alike. Point is, people might get the joke but not laugh cause it's common knowledge for most people. And they are too short.

Images can help but, for Godless sakes, don't upload images of you & friends. Do like landmarks of the Three Nines, a hooker leanin' into a vehicle with a caption like, "See you after work, pookie.", a picture of the truckin' job site with nothin' surroundin' it showin' that it is indeed the only job out there. I know it to be possible. There's a town called Yeehaw Junction (seriously) not far from where I use to live in Florida. I reign in Kentuckistan now. I'm babblin' cause I haven't had my Paroxetine in almost 3 weeks. I hope you understand my point. Pictures to bring out an article & a lot of describin' words.

Yerr, legal issues

Okay, so I'm actually a returning Uncyclopedian who is just making a new account after an extended absence. Am I going to get in trouble for sockpuppeting even if the other account remains inactive? Or can I request that the account be deleted so that there's no suspicion? SysRq 22:15, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

As long as you don't use the other one, we don't care.

Just what I was hoping to hear. Glad to be back. SysRq 22:20, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

TALK

I tried to create an article about Steve wombat who is John F. Kennedy's Servant, and about the related Steve Wombat Curse, that turns all your children into wombats. I needed an account only to upload images, so i just wrote some random name, WombatSecks. It could have been plywoodlover666 of MyNameIsFU8239 or even FlwerKSkS, it was only Wombatsecks because i was looking at a Wombat Sex photo ( not cool ).

More, how could you think it was about me, if NOTHING was written in it ? I was still writing it... once it's completed you'll see it's not about me... and why would i do that it's written in big fat red text ARCTICLES ABOUT YOU WILL BE DELETED.

Unless you tell me that, if my account name was MarioSecks i couldn't create an arcticle about Super Mario Bros. because it would be me... then i could just create another account and anyone would be happy. – Preceding unsigned comment added by WombatSecks (talk • contribs)

Your user name has nothin' to do with the quality or concept of your article.

I know this, but i thought i was being deleted because i was taling about " me ". If i'm gonna put a nice " Under construction " Sign then will i be able to contstruct it without having it destroyed every 2 seconds by that Tom Mayfair guy ? User:WombatSecks/sig

As far as this is concerned, this is a repeated act of creatin' an article that is not fit for stay. Recreation of this article, without sitin' sources as to the "Real Steve Wombat" will be seen as an act of aggression & a ban will be in store. Or you can work on it in your own name space.

The Ashes (film)

Well my first attempt at satire is dead: The Ashes (film). Hang on... Oh I get it now. It is 'funny' to delete something you don't understand (if you missed it the central joke was how any attempt to sell cricket to the US would be awful). Gees, mate, didn't the gigantic "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" banner across the top of the thing give away that the page wasn't complete? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mrusis (talk • contribs)

A list & a paragraph is not recognized as an article. Since you are registered, you can always use your name space to work on it. Otherwise, it won't last. With or without a construction template. Learn to sign your post.

Righto will work on it in name space. Expect to see an all-singing all-dancing article soon enough. Be warned it will be 'British Humour' so be ready to huff it immediately. Now let's see how this 'four tilde" thing works Mrusis 23:29, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

I know British humour. I farkin' work here, don't I?

On a different note you remind me of that Dr Who guy ... Tom Baker that's him. Not an insult or anything just that's how I picture you. By the way, is your "I farkin' work here, Don't I?" one of those Is-the-Bear-Catholic questions? Mrusis 23:36, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

I thought that bears were Eastern Orthodox...

I know little of the ablutionary prescriptions of the Eastern Orthodox church so I concede the point. I do know that Kodiak bears worship a camera. Over and out. Mrusis 23:42, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Those bears are REAL?

My Godless...

YAPH (Yet Another Page Huff)

You huffed my article on Rijswijk. People from the area thought it was funny. I don't mind you either rewriting it or replacing it but deleting it is just plain vandalism. It seems you are on a delete spree so I'm with the writer below, fuck you. --82.171.126.125 20:54, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

-Who the fuck are you Faggot? what the fuck do you know?- – Preceding unsigned comment added by 420nz (talk • contribs)

That was random.

fucker

you huffed my article Secret Service. it was good. fuck you – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bauman08 (talk • contribs)

Dealt with here, Tom. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:37, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Good thing I've been busy with gettin' my 2nd spawn's room ready. As for you, Bauman08, I would have done the same thing that Codeine did for you if you were a bit more polite. Don't believe me? Look at the next message below this one. Ask & ye shall receive. If Codeine hadn't got to you 1st, you'd be banned for a month. Remember. we are not here to piss people off, but we do have guidelines as to what is considered an article. We work together here. If you have a problem, just ask us & we will help.

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He huffed my satire of Samantha Power also, although there was nothing in the least bit offensive or mean in it. i.m.o. it was also pretty funny, for people familiar with her work.

Seems pretty arbitrary to me.

ARGH! My page!

Er, yes. I started up the Griffith University page for an assignment, and I need it back. If you don't want to reinstate it, just give me a copy. If you can do that? I hope a reply will be forthcoming. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Tapiocaboy (talk • contribs)

User:Tapiocaboy/Griffith University, You can have it here. Unless it is rewritten, it cannot go into the Main Space.

First!

Woo! /me has a parade. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:02, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Sanada Yukimura page huff

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Dude! My page! ARGH! This was genuinely funny and the folks over at the samurai archives loved it because it takes the piss out of the real historical figure (kung fu grip not included). Seriously, just do a google search on Sanada Yukimura and you will see that there is tons of stuff. Also, as Sanada Yukimura has become a poster boy for samurai fan boy gammer geeks in just about every konami video game, he is a legit target to be spoofed. The Sanada article also tied in nicely with the konami link to the Oda Nobunaga page.

Can you consider re-instating the Sanada Yukimura page? If not, can you explain the reasons why it was huffed? Three people voted for deletion but no reasons were given. Thanks.--Sammyrai Sam 11:08, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Actually, five users voted for it's deletion. If I reinstate it, it will suffer the same fate as before. I read it to see why it was voted for deletion. All I can say is that it didn't make me laugh. It might make sense to some people but those individuals didn't counter with a Keep vote. The best thing to do in this situation is to ask for opinions & get it reviewed. Submit the article as User:Sammyrai Sam/Sanada Yukimura in the Create Entry box. Random users will read it and rate your work & smash your dreams, but you might also get some advice. Your name space, User:Sammyrai Sam/Whatever Title is the best place to create an article to avoid it gettin' deleted upon creation or on the VFD. Then submit it to the review so that you can fix whatever. I reinstated your work on your user space. Good luck.

Uh, it was only "debated" for barely a day ("debate" in quotes because there was no debate), that didn't give anyone time to even notice it had been nominated for deletion. --66.91.211.216 18:28, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Either way, we have a system here. It doesn't take more than a day for 5 users to read an article & have it deleted. Most of the users at the VFD frequent it routinely. They try to keep the site funny though they miss some articles every now & again as I do myself. I come across a lot of stuff that I don't find funny but to each their own I say. There is no real way 'round it other than make the article appealin' to all points of view. As for their non-debate, their opinions are not necessary. Most criticism is done through the Pee Review where the article is given the inspection it needs to try to survive. Just follow my instructions before & you'll have a better chance.

Washington Monument

The Washington Monument IS a giant penis! Don't delete, that's not nice bro. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 213.112.157.175 (talk • contribs)

Two sentences does not qualify as an article.

Emo fashion

Um... did you mean to redirect that to Uncyclopedia:CVP? Cuz Uncyclopedia:Deleted protected pages is like for deleted protected pages that must be redlinks. (And it's a double redirect. Okay, I'm done now. Don't ban me! No!!) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:04 Oct 15, 2007

The cake is a lie

Not funny for sober people? Neither is All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Plankhead (talk • contribs)

At least Jack made the effort first & made it do wacky shite. The same joke twice doesn't make it funnier.

Premier Mayfair!

Template of thanks for the votings, comrade:

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
	Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:25, Oct 17

Deletion of Nintenkillers

Why did you delete my page and not tell me? What was wrong with it? I am new here so i don't know a lot about the standard of a funny article. Reply on my talk page (Shadowcreature 16:49, 17 October 2007 (UTC))

Deletion of Honningsvåg

Ok, if I promise to add the construction tag is it possible to redeem what was written in this article. What WAS written was actually funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 84.202.66.28 (talk • contribs)

"Honningsvåg is as every other microscopical village on Earth considered by its population as the center of the Fish-Universe. After threats of drowning the Norwegian prime minister in fish blood, this lost northern hole got to call itself a Town. This made the Population of Hammerfest declare open war with Honningsvåg."
... How is this complete & utter nonsense funny, pray tell? The {{construction}} tag won't guarantee it's safety. After a week, if we as a community are not satisfied with the end result will delete it again & the recreation of it will be askin' for a ban of an unspecified time. I suggest tryin' to keep the situation a bit closer to reality. Remember, this site is suppose to be a parody to Wikipedia. I doubt they ever mention the Fish-Universe at Wikipedia. We have a system here and no matter how much you think it is funny, I have plenty of others that will agree with me. They help maintain this site. 22:23, 11 October 2007 Starnestommy (Talk | contribs | block) m ( Honningsvåg). I'd try somethin' a little less random next time.

Well, fact is this town actually cried themselves to the right of calling themselves a town despice their population is merely 5000. This also _actually_ pissed of population of Hammerfest as they use to promote themselves to tourists as the most northern town/city in the world (wich they still do even if they officially are not anymore). Both towns (i wouldn't call them cities) are traditional fish towns, hence the use of fish-blod. I suggest you do a background check yourself next time. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 84.202.166.86 (talk • contribs)

I did the research, but this doesn't quite correspond with your brief version of the fish universe. Now if we had an article on Hammerfest & the Fish-Universe, it'd might make more sense to the rest of the community. It wasn't so much as that it was too random, it was that if was so short, unlinked, & not properly formatted to look like an article. These things are very important. Without 'em, the article will be deleted. The best thing I can advise is to create an account & use your user space to work on it until it meets the appropriate standards.

Ok, I've created an account - is it possible to transfer the article to my user space or is it long gone? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Fleawin (talk • contribs)

I will transfer it myself. Goodluck.

User:Fleawin/Honningsvåg

Thank you. We'll see if I get to make the article suitable for posting if I get the time some day. --Fleawin 01:03, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:28, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:21, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

What happened to...

...the revolution, comrade? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:08, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Nobody cares

But...comrade... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:25, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

3XP3LLUL4R!

Gert5 Award for 3xcellence - S3P73MB36 2007

Come back comrade...

Where are you?! I haven't seen you in ages! I'm missing your amazing huffing capabilities :) (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 31, 21:04

Oooh I rememberer...You've had a son! Congratulations :D (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 31, 21:16

Hello, USERNAME, and welcome to the non-automated Thank You messaging system!

Forgive the awfully mechanical introduction, I swear this Thank You is entirely personal, spare this introductory sentence. Thanks. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:08, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

What the hell is this for?

Waterboarding

When you deleted the products of page move vandalism on Waterboarding, you huffed the original page history, which I think is at Forced Baptism. Please restore it. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:28, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Page Design...Being A n00b, I Need Some Help From My Adopter

Hey...I am going to start really working here at Uncyclopedia. But can you tell me something...how did you design your page? Thanks! The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 12:32, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

I masturbated for a few days & it all came to me. Literally. I just viewed everyone elses pages then tinkered with the codes & eventually I learned how to manipulate it myself.

Well, that's what I'm trying too, but what do you mean? Codes...as in? Apart from the internet, I'm no computer whiz. I thank you for any further advice you can give. The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 18:23, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Like codes. Just tinker with 'em. Like #000000 can be changed to #DF0500 to change for black to red. The width of shite can be changed. I can only help if I am given an idea of what you want. Otherwise, I learned by trial & error. Just copy someone's work & paste it into your sandbox to play 'round with it.I didn't know how to do this shite either but after a lot of mimicin' I figured it out or atleast can figure it out after testin' it 'til I get it the way I want.

I'll give you an idea of what I want later, k? Besides that, thanks for advice! The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 10:51, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Award

Hey there! - its awesome to be awarded The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award!! Thank you so very much! And like the page took one second for me to do and all, except for that vandalism which keeps cropping up on the page and i keep reverting it and i'm like "hey you dipshits, stop messin' with my userpage!", but yeah, thanks a bunch for the award, I moved it to my talk page. Thanks!!! Hyper Girl 12:24, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome.

So...

You just add me as a friend and then never return my Wall posts?! You said I was special but I'm just another knotch in your friends list aren't I! /cry ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:20, 13 November 2007

I just got 'round to respondin'. Been fixin' my computer & dealin' with these violent Paxil withdraws.

Any luck yet on the 'script? <3 ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:20, 19 November 2007

No.

:( Does that explains the Facebook deletion? Now my lovely handcuffs say "Secret" sender :( And I had a growing gift all picked out just for you =S Hope it turns up soon! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:43, 20 November 2007

Yep, I lost my mind. Deleted everythin' except here.

User:Rwg/Blackmail

Can you unhuff the userpage and huff the redirect? I think that was the QVFDer's intent. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:57 Nov 19, 2007

MY GOD!

What happened to your voluptuous sig? ~ 15:40, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

The URLs for the images are gone. I deleted my photobucket account so I would have had a mess if I didn't fix it.

Shame, I liked it, even though it was outrageous....~ 16:01, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I'll fix it one day.

Also MY GOD, but in a slightly smaller font

What the hell? Your sig looks so...naked. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:04, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

People at work are always tellin' me to put some clothes on. They're so modest.

Well, you tell them from old Modusoperandi that Thomas God-damned Mayfair can wear as much or as little as he damn well pleases. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:37, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Tony George

I am Tony George (google me) and I was very distressed for the 2 minute duration you blocked me for. I would like a resonable explination from yours truly on this matter at hand.

Thank you.

--Tony George 18:43, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I like ponies.

He means he likes men hung like ponies, by the way. RabbiTechno 18:46, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

And by "like" he means "rides frequently". -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

That's how Tom and I first met, actually. Apparently, chaps like myself are quite sought-after by people with Tom's tastes. RabbiTechno 18:54, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Does he indeed? Well Tony George would still like his reply to the aforementioned question.

Kindly reply.

--Tony George 18:50, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I like well hung men.

Dear Madam,

Answer this question,

I am Tony George (google me) and I was very distressed for the 2 minute duration you blocked me for. I would like a resonable explination from yours truly on this matter at hand.

I await your response.

--Tony George 19:00, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I like ponies.

He means he likes men hu...shit, I just had the strangest sense of deja vu...RabbiTechno 19:07, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Tony George doesn't usually type curse words but you are indeed getting Tony's blood pressure at a very abnormal level. Please respond with a civilised reply to the message of:

I am Tony George (google me) and I was very distressed for the 2 minute duration you blocked me for. I would like a resonable explination from yours truly on this matter at hand.

Thank you

--Tony George 19:09, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Reason? Are you kiddin' me? Reason?!

You don't want to get Tony George itchin' for a innernut fight. --Tony George 19:36, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

BENSON ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON!RabbiTechno 19:38, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Who is BENSON? --Tony George 19:39, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

You're better off not knowing. —Hinoa talk.kun 19:40, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

No, I disagree. Anyone who doesn't know of Benson is by definition an internet virgin - it's like people who haven't seen Goatse yet. BENSON IS BENSON! RabbiTechno 19:44, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

The HORROR!!!!!!!

Bensonse.cx? Ewwww. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I didn't know who BENSON was until I read TYATU, then I DID know about BENSON! I, unfortunately, am not a BENSONITE. -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 19:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I will read about this fellow Benson just now to get up to date in happennings. --Tony George 19:50, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Benson is a has been. Ol' news.

Help me to be a better uncyclopedian. I'm begging you. --Tony George 21:58, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

This must be one of the weirdest pieces I've seen around here. You're all banned from riding ponies and well hung men! And no one, and I do mean absolutly no one, will ride RabbiTechno, EVEN IF THEY SAY THE WORD JEHOVA!!! ~ 22:31, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Johnny had his chance.

Welcoming

At least give the n00bs like me the chance to greet people too :)-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 19:45, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry.

Father

I do believe you deleted a picture I uploaded and was about to add to a page on the Uncyclopedia site. --Tony George 22:28, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I didn't see it linked anywhere so I assumed it to be orphaned.

Hilarious --Tony George 22:33, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

What to do if attacked by GRUES

Hey there Tom. Just letting the filthy neighboring communist know that my article on defense from Grues has been worked on under my discretion. The IP address that created this article was me, and my boss has officially left (So I am at home, who gives a shit?) check it out! What to do if attacked by grues Javascap 00:02, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

O.o

Thank...you? x] Heck no techno 01:58, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

Lol he does that to all the girls. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:06, 20 November 2007

It's not a problem, really... (honest)

Hi Mr Mayfair... Hmm this is a bit complex, and may well coler your day... I believe you just huffed The coler Problem? Not sure what to do about this one, but it was a link to The Color Problem...

Not much of this is going to make sense if you have not read Oscar's quote at the bottom of The Color Problem...

Well... I created The coler Problem but with the contents of The Color Problem in it... A certain (rather amusing individual) then moved The coler Problem to The Color Problem and created The coler Problem as a redirect to The Color Problem which actually contains (currently I think though who knows where it could be now) the actual contents the article. A very funny thing for him I'm sure if you have read Mr Wildes quote at the bottom. It's actually rather funny, shows that the Uncyc is just like the Wikipedia (which has a link to color from colour) as noted in the article. I'm sure that's what we want right? Seriously though I'm not really that bothered, about what its called or what links to where, but I just created a load of links to The coler Problem which will now all be red. Can you recommend what to do? Guess I brought this one on myself!

Not that there is a colour, colour, or coler problem for that matter you understand MrN 00:07, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Problem solved, Tommy. Don't worry your lil' head. --Andorin Kato 00:45, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

By that he means, "Don't worry, we are going to call it Color" Grr! (Pokes Andorin in the rips) MrN 19:56, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

WHEE!

Forum:Sliferjam's Anual Contest! so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:36, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

<3

It's times like this that I really feel like part of a team. :D -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:14, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

1st I'm too mean, then I'm too nice., then I fuck with their minds too much. Which is it?! God damn it! /me sobs.... :D

Arty arty art art

I have decided to go all out for the artwork...
It's gonna be awesome. Itt'l be a print of an original work yet to be completed.
I need to go to Hobby Lobby for some inks and paper, as mine are crap.
Itt'l be done in a few days, but I still need to know where to send it!
It will be about 215.9 mm × 279.4 mm, maybe framed, badly.
You'll like it. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 01:36, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

• Go here since your email is not registered here.

Hey Tom

Are you sure that my article on Sex Positions is only funny for drunk people? I thought a lot of the jokes fit well with the joke pattern from articles such as Black people and Oscar Wilde. I also directly parodied several Wikipedia images from their article by the same name. Was not that a funny dang thing? I have never been drunk in my life, and I thought it was funny. Also, I read the whole How To be Funny and Not Just Stupid article before I wrote that. I thought I did a pretty good job, although it was my hope that others would expand and beautify it. Why just delete something before others have a chance to work on it? :'( Anyway, maybe you'd think about reposting it?? Maybe you'd adopt me a s a noob if I could figure out how to add that tag thing? I'm definitely not knew to Wikia or writing, but I'd have never imagined this place had such a ridged article quality policy (which isn't bad, but...). More misleading, poorly written, nonfactual stuff can be found on Wikipedia sometimes! haha. By the way, are you admins professors and doctors and the like? You guys have been more critical of me than I would have thought. Oh well, at least you gave me a reason for deleting it. But anyway, please do reconsider. At least you have an awesome user name which is a good reason to expect you will be more fair than the other admins. I would really like to also work and improve upon the article Canadian Jesus, which got huffed before I had the chance. Olipro never said why he deep sixed it. I had thought it was pretty funny.

Haha, sorry about all that,

--MaddMax 19:56, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Link the exact article that got huffed. I have no clue as to what it is.

Sex positions --MaddMax 02:45, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Hate to break it to you, but there is no history of deletion for that link. So I don't know what you are talkin' 'bout.

Captain Falcon deletion

Why was the Captain Falcon log deleted? Sure it wasn't that big, but it had good basis for extension.--GUIGUI 21:49, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Was 50% quotes which is bad. Way too short. A lot of flaws.

There, Iowa

I was wondering, why you deleted the article because you said "No such place". The joke is people's misuse of the term "There" and the article was making fun of that. It also had the construction tag--AE 23:24, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

This ia a parody website. The point is to create articles out of actual articles from Wikipedia. I didn't see a There, Iowa over there. Google obtained no results. Therefore, I can't, in good conscious, keep it.

I don't mean to be rude - but I've read a lot of articles in the past including featured articles that aren't on Wikipedia. There is on Wikipedia, I'm just adding Iowa to There to make it seem more like a joke.--AE 23:32, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

So you're tellin' me that you are a sock registerin' new accounts to further your sockpuppetin' mischief. Dually noted.

To clarify, what I meant was before I registered an account, I read some of the articles here and decided I'll register and contribute--AE 23:40, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

To conclude, I decide on my watch what I consider worthy. Then on the time I'm not here... I just got to that time & delete that crap too. I say parody. You say random. Whether the article is not in Wikipedia or not, the joke is the key & There, Iowa was not makin' me laugh.

That & {{construction}} means nothin' to me. A user space is better because I don't delete user space shite. Once your article is completed there. Then move it to the main space. Why? Cause I will delete it otherwise. I don't like tacky, incomplete articles on the main space.

VFH queue

Thanks very much for learning to update the VFH thingy. This only means you'll have to do it more now. Cheers! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:52, Nov 24

Delayed, but here

You should have had this last month, so here...

UNSOC DOUBLEPLUSGOOD MEMBER PARTY MEMBER HAS DOUBLEPLUSGOOD DEEDS REF PAGE MEDAL GIVEWISE SHOWN DOUBLEPLUSBIG AS AWARD IS PARTY HONOR

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

24/11/2007 @ 03:23

Image huffage

(Huff log); 19:39 . . Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Image:Smokey-the-bear.jpeg": Orphaned)

It was uploaded eight minutes before you deleted it... --Andorin Kato 03:41, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Article it was linked to was huffed.

Ah. Understood. --Andorin Kato 03:42, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

You huffed Biggie Smalls

You have some sort of legit reason to huff this article, right when I'm in the middle of working on it and making it better? At least I had about 10 or 12 sentences going, it was a work in progress! And for one I can't believe there isn't already an article on the Notorious BIG. What is this? Some sort of gay uncyclopedia conspiracy? Interesting.--PericlesofAthens 18:24, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

No, I have no reason. Other than the fact that it is too short, lacks the proper format that articles need to be presentable, lacked images which help an article greatly (especially personally made ones), & since it was a work in progress we normally use the {{construction}} template. But the best thing to do is work on it in your user space aka User:PericlesofAthens/Biggie Smalls. 98% of the time, admins won't huff it if it's in there as long as it follows the guideline aka no shock sites, spam, the like, you get it. Plus the bloody {{construction}} template is not required there so take all the time you need. Nothin' personal. Just doin' my job & followin' guidelines.

Re Mr Justin Timberbaken

Thought that you might not know that the guy who is trying to delete the page created it (today). Just for info... Cheers. MrN 20:21, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

I know. I'm toyin' with him/her. & forcin' 'em to work on it.

Fairy snuff... I will remove it from QVFD then!MrN 20:32, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Ok, seriously, what the fuck?

Dude, I've just undone about twenty or so 27 year blocks that you handed out. Most of the offenders did nothing more than blank one or two pages, and in a couple of cases their only fault was to create a vanity page maybe twice. Not only is this brutal heavy-handedness and ridiculous overkill, it's pointless with an IP as most address pools have dynamic range assignment. I like blocking as much as the next guy, but let's try and make the punishment fit the crime, eh? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:05, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Maybe I do need to wait 'til my meds arrive.

/cuddle. /comfort. <3 ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:03, 27 November 2007

I ♥ you.

==What are you doing==

Look, Tom Mayfair, why are you adding double curly braces around the template {{Tl}} (which I've just used here)? I created this template so that you could link to other templates. What's the need for double curly braces? (Talk!) + (Bacon I've fried) 16:03, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

You didn't create the template. It's been around forever. The brackets have always been there, and it keeps it consistent. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:31 Nov 26, 2007

The template has a history other than you. The concepts are made available in it's earliest history. To tamper with it now causes every one of it's templates posted since it's creation to break. So let's not tamper with history.

The good and the bad

It's good to see you on the rampage against crap Tom, now please stop banning poor noobs for long periods of time. Anyway, my question. Should I have the power to add ICUs since I'm not an admin? I do have those powers, but so far I haven't used them b/c i wondered if you would ban me for fun it would get me banned? I have these powers via JS upgrades I gave myself. Thanks --Ggarfield 02:43, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

YOU HAVE MY PAXIL!!! DON'T YOU!!! Nah, go ahead.

Re: The Lone Contributor

Aww thanks Tom. At first I hated you, because you were too busy huffing shit to notice. However, sannse was on IRC and I screamed at her in capzluck to do something, but she just got popcorn to watch me asplode. So I hate her now instead. Fingers crossed she doesn't see this message and renames me to "kakun" or something shit like that. -- — Sir Manticore 18:38, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Recurring theme much? -- — Sir Manticore 18:52, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Speaking of hobbits... -- — Sir Manticore 18:54, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for un-protecting Gay

I am giving it a bit of an over hall... It was, well, rather gay. I will keep an eye on it also and try to keep track if people vandalise it. Would you please take a look at it? Just the box I have put at the top really. It's just an idea I have been having and wondered what you thought of it. Not asking ya to read the article, I'm sure you have better things to do, but just a comment about what I have done at the top would be very appreciated... Unless it's vandalised by the time you get there, in which case, I might not appreciate the ironing... Enjoy MrN 23:37, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Dr Matthew

Hey there, fellow.

You deleted my site whiel I was creating it? This may have been because I, uh... did I forget to put the contruction tab on it? Well, is my face red.

This page is about the fictional character Dr Matthew White, a character from the Freakin' Random! Productions comic series Comix, Inc.. Freakin' Random! Productions is a small (but brilliant) company who creates comics, Flash cartoons and other totally and seemingly pointless products. I have decided to make a page on their major villian as both a cliched super villian story and as a more interesting insight to his background, which was never fully developed in the story. I also aim to have enough backstory to make non-fans of Comix, Inc. enjoy it too.

I did all the art and script for the production, so I know how to use this character to teh best he could be as a comedic influence. However, such a concept is confusing, so if any further problems arise, please contact my talk page. Or, you know, huff the page without mercy. No, wait, don't do that.

--Andy the Idiot 04:25, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

RE your revert of Gay

Just wondered if you had read the banner I put at the top of the article? I'm having a go at fixing the article up actually... If you think your revert is correct, that's obviously OK by me, but I just wondered if you had read it. Thanks. MrN 23:30, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

I didn't think the name was funny.

Okey dokey then MrN 23:32, 30 November 2007 (UTC)