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noob Adoption[edit source]

Well, you put your name on the adoption page. I guess it's now time for your butt to cash the checque that your fingers have typed (sorry!). Any-hoo, have been on uncyclopedia for a few months, have done a few articles, mostly left in peace (which wasn't really the idea!). I still feal like a noob, but would like to become a bit more of an uncyclopedia community member. What do I need to do? Step13 22:45, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, we always need help here, here, or you can choose from a long arse list right over there. Just don't forget, this is suppose to be fun, not a job, so don't do things you really don't feel like doin'. Good luck, son/or daughter. You can ask questions at anytime. I'm not on here all day but I am here daily so I will get back to you when I can. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

Am not on here daily, either. Am an uncyclopdian with a real girlfriend (shouldn't that be a cattegory in itself?), so have to devote time to other things. But I also have a job with the occasional free hour or two, so can make myself purty useful from time to time. Cheers for the adoption! Step13 21:53, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander[edit source]

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:28, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:Vanity of the Month[edit source]

I still don't completley understand how this thing works. Does it have to be in the user space to be nominated or can it be in the main space. Lets say it's in the main space but than a sysop decides to huff it and that article happens to get the most votes, what would happen? Now, I'm not a sysp, but If I were, I would recreate the article, than I would put the User:Tom mayfair/Template:VotM on the page before fully protecting it (so it couldn't be recreated). Is that how this Vanity of the Month system goes? I'd like to know so I could have a better idea on who to vote for. Thanks!--Sir Manforman CUN.png 12:29, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Anythin' vanity related. If you see somethin' in the Main Space that will more than likely get huffed, then yes, move it to a User Space. This is really kind of a guessin' system. Everyone has a different view on what is vanity so it really doesn't matter cause it's really up to the voters if it's a good choice or not. It's like I want to do an article on that ol' MTV show Fanatic, the episode where one of my ex-boyfriends met Marilyn Manson. I search & search for the video of it and can't find it anywhere nor the mention of his name. So to Codeine's mum that would be vanity even though it really happened on a national level. See. it could be any number of different reasons to nominate somethin'. Even Mr.Vib's life story would be vanity so it doesn't necessarily have to be on the Main Space. I would like to encourage people to write stories in there User Space. Even if we don't know the people or places in the stories doesn't necessarily make it bad. Just remember to make 'em funny stories 'er whatever people want to write. I hope this helps with your question. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png06:07, 10 July 2007

Dear Tom[edit source]

There's a difference between "better", and "more". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:14, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

I have neither qualities so I no understand. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png09:19, 10 July 2007
That's why we love you, you little munchkin you. That addition to Russian Reversal was "more". We want "better". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:24, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
I offered the best that I could on the RR talk page. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png09:27, 10 July 2007
One day, strong in the Force you will be. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

HEY![edit source]

Let me in on this UNSOC stuff. --Andorin Kato 22:49, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

It's really Jocke's page so it's up to him. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png10:53, 11 July 2007

Yup, I remembered[edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:59, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much for your vote[edit source]

Potato Salad.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your support[edit source]

A bit late, but thanks for the vote.

Themuffinman.jpg

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man?

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?

It was on VFH

Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.

--~ Tophatsig.png

18:10, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks![edit source]

Toilet paper.jpg Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks.

Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the frying pan. God, only heard that one five million times...

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 17:46 Mar 28, 2024 00:43, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

AtomicPrizeAvatar.jpg Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a
QUARK.
Admins don't deserve Subatomic Particles...
Thanks for the nomination. I'll get to finishing my userpage too, but, well, it's this damn facebook.--AtomDsig.png 05:17, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations![edit source]

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:27, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

PLEASE ADOPT ME!!![edit source]

PLEASE ADOPT ME!!! The title speaks for itself, I've only just registred. {{nosubst|User:The Pwnt Irishman/sig}}. 13:33, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

RE: ?[edit source]

Some people don't know Yoinxx yet and those are awarded to winners. Good advertising, eh? --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 19:01, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

You sign up and get 500 Yoinxx as initial money. Then you can give your Yoinxx to some other user (the other user must have a Yoinxx account of their own), by placing a filled out {{Check}} on to their talk page. Further ways to earn money will come once Yoinxx has more members --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:27, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Question!!![edit source]

Hey, thanks for adopting me, but why did you say I'm your sworn nemesis? If it's just a joke, could you explain it to me? Cause I dont get it. Thanks again! --The Pwnt Irishman! Icons-flag-ie.png(Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 16:47, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

It is created with the template {{USERLINK}} within the userbox template. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png06:26, 30 July 2007

Ok, thanks! The Pwnt Irishman! Icons-flag-ie.png(Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 17:24, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Just to get a laugh of those that don't know how it's done. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png05:25, 31 July 2007

Well, Crap in a Hat.[edit source]

I screwed up the Yoinxx thing. That is auto Refund.

. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:52, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I'm legal. I'll be 18 next month.[edit source]

Aw, you're sweet. But me and my bf have worked it out. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! Forestangel1.jpg 03:27, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Aw, that's sweet. He can join in as well. I can share. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png03:28, 31 July 2007

?[edit source]

Who do you think you are? You ThinkI need Paxil? ok, i think you should grab a whole packet of paracetamol tablets, throw them all down your gullet ( if your lucky you'll choke before the OD effect of the tablets takes place) THEN, strap you self to the nearest rocking chair and continue to rock backwards and forwards until you roll of into a deep sleep. most people think this is the point that you die, a peaceful way, but OH NO, then you wake up, screaming in pain as your liver grinds to a halt and it takes days of agony until you DIE! Actually i would not wish this on you or anyone for that matter, please though be a little more curteous as to the comments you leave about others in the future. All my love, – Preceding unsigned comment added by smeagan (talk • contribs)

Sounds delightful. /me takes his Paxil before he goes to bed. Me, courteous? Ha! You haven't been here long now, have you? Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png02:50, 01 August 2007

So Courtesy is beyond you then? – Preceding unsigned comment added by smeagan (talk • contribs)

No, it is not beyond me. Though I believe a sense of humour is beyond you. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png03:05, 01 August 2007

I do have a sense of humour, im just rather pissed off that my article was deleted at the moment, its just the way you said it, i mean, i wouldnt have minded if you said 'take a chill pill' or something of that nature, i could appreciate that, but 'hands smeagan paxil' is just a bit nasty really, no need for it. also in these types of situations, when i feel i am receiving injustice, only people i know tend to humour me, if something happend and my friend said, hands you paxil i would be a little annoyed but i would be fine with it, considering you dont know i think its a bit rude to be honest. I mean you say it as a joke, but for all you know i could actually be suffering clinical depression and you may have just pushed me over the edge ( im not, lol, but if i was...). sorry about all that i just didnt like the comment.... okay?

I'm offended. I happen to be takin' Paxil for my bipolar manic depressive episodes & my paranoid personality disorder. Why are you out to get me? What did I do? /me eats some KIng Vitamin cereal. And for Godless sake man, sign your post with ~~~~. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png03:22, 01 August 2007

Thanks muchly![edit source]

Magic9.png
Thank you for voting
For me, of course.

You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did.

So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 17:46 Mar 28, 2024 04:27, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D[edit source]

Greetings Uncyclopedia, and welcome to UnNews.


In a bizarre turn of events today, a local man by the name of RAHB, was awarded the Emanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation.

In a press conference today, RAHB said that he would like to thank all those who made his receiving this award possible. And he did so too.

Until next time Uncyclopedia. Stay safe, or have a potluck, or have a nice whatever. Whichever way you look at it...sign off lines suck.

Thanks comrade...this template sucks -RAHB 04:38, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Help![edit source]

Tom!! I know you love me! Protect Dirty Potter! Edit it to make it better! Do something!! PLEASE!! ForestAngel Receive Blessings! Forestangel1.jpg 07:23, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Another Question! And this one makes sense...[edit source]

Hey, how do I get a cool signature like yours? I mean with all them pictures and whatnot. Some other guy helped me with this, which I very much appreciate, but all he was able to get me was this lousy tricolor, please help, thanks! --The Pwnt Irishman! Icons-flag-ie.png(Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 13:45, 3 August 2007 (UTC) P.S. How do you make your page look like that?

Edit the link I sent you for your sig, and add whatever images you want to it. As long as the image is no more than 20px high it will look alright. Having said that, Tom's sig sucks like a cheap eastern European whore. But its all about individual taste, eh? ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

LMAO! What I meant was, he seems to have pictures AROUND and BEHIND the writing. How the hell do I do that? Thanks! --The Pwnt Irishman! Icons-flag-ie.png(Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 14:02, 3 August 2007 (UTC)


Thanks!

Seeta-devi-first-bollywood kiss.JPG
Awww... how adorable!
You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*


ForestAngel Receive Blessings! Forestangel1.jpg 04:49, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Ummm...[edit source]

ummm yeah... tom... please go get a life. Take your kid to the movies or something, rather then stay home on the computer and waiting for someone to change an article and immediatly undo it. -_-' XNos 09:17, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

How about, instead, you start making good edits, and I won't ban you? Sound fair? Spang talk 09:30, 05 Aug 2007
Who the hell r you? J.I. -.-' lol you friends with tom? Tom's to wus to reply? And make you do it instead? You guys gay? ok... im done. XNos 09:56, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
In case you did not know, Spang is an administrator on this site. As an admin, he has the power to ban you for any amount of time, so please don't mess with him. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 10:18, August 5, 2007

Well, let's see here. First off, to be here at all is a clear sign that one does not have a life. Second, my son would not sit through the movie Hannibal Rising when it was out in theatres. How can I teach him the arts of cannibalism if he's not willin' to learn, eh? Third, your edits were not proper, meanin' that you fucked up the layout of the page. Fourth, the edit really wasn't funny. Fifth, you added my user name to an article (a red link at that) & Codeine's Mum doesn't /know/ me biblically yet. Sixth, your grammar is terrible. Seventh, my sexuality has nothin' to do with the communist country of Laos. Finally, you have done tried to spar with the administrator, Spang, who happens to not be my lover. I know he wants me but that is beside the point. He will just have to wait his turn like the rest of the users here. With the way you have been actin', you may not receive your turn. Take this time to read the this, this, this, this, & even browse 'round this. If you require assistance, please ask any of the users on this list, that list, or even ask me. If we can't help you, I suggest vandalizin' this guy's user page. Quick & glorious answers have been known to come out that page. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png09:42, 05 August 2007

Russian Reversal[edit source]

Erm, I hate to sound like a dead-horse-beating-type-person, but it seems as if no one else is going to be writing Russian reversal anytime soon? Perhaps it is time to move my version to the main so I can gain the accolades of my peers?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:12, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ![edit source]

Tom mayfair/Archives4

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

my sweet mama[edit source]

Why do you hate my Mum so? ;_; D.G.Neree 22:00, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Jigga what? Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png10:02, 10 August 2007

Presenting the Valjuta![edit source]

Unsoc Valjuta Tom Edition.png

฿ 300
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

Info

--~ Tophatsig.png

18:13, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Money stuff[edit source]

Hey Tom, I was wondering if you could help me set up my account. I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to do with it, but maybe you could point me in the right direction? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:03, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

I can this evenin'. Right now I have to go. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png07:06, 12 August 2007
Done I think. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png09:13, 12 August 2007

UnCyc receipt[edit source]

This is to confirm your order for -

1 Caged Capitalist - B40
1 Famine Stamps - B20

Order #0005 - Paid in Full: Y0.5 (Includes discount for: Grue Army) - Confirmed. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:18, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Hailing Frequencies Have Been Opened...[edit source]

A ship arrives over Tom's house in space...

Daedalus.jpg

Consider it a token of my appreciation. Enjoy and feel free to name it whatever you wish! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 00:04, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

The Receipt[edit source]

*** UNSOC OFFICIAL PARTY STORE ***
*The Favorite Place for Proles to*
******** Shop or else! ***********

Item: Тетрис
Paid to: Tom Mayfair
Price: B 200
Paid in Full? Yes

Enjoy your new items! 
Don't be afraid to come again!

--~ Tophatsig.png

01:38, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Sig[edit source]

Wanna know how to have a small date and time? It's easy! Just put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Tom Mayfair/sig}} <small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}, {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</small> in your preferences nickname box. Sign with only three(3) tildes(~). P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:00, August 16, 2007

Thanks muchly for voting[edit source]

For voting, I award you this award.

HumVee.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:25, Aug 17, 2007

A psychic is you![edit source]

Your A Big Psychic Now!
Spoonforn00b.jpg Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!

We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 22:03 Aug 17, 2007

Receipt[edit source]

*** UNSOC OFFICIAL PARTY STORE ***
*The Favorite Place for Proles to*
******** Shop or else! ***********

Item: Berlin Wall Section
Paid to: UNSOC Party Fund
Price: B 100
Paid in Full? Yes

Enjoy your new items! 
Don't be afraid to come again!

~ Tophatsig.png

19/08/2007 @ 19:08

Thanks for voting!(again)[edit source]

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

Lumps2.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:24, Aug 19, 2007

This page has been deleted Reason 1.2 Patented Nonsenes (what else is Uncyclopedia for you dick head)


Arsehole[edit source]

Tom mayfair is a fucking asshole for permabanning IPs. 20:38, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Gamers Liberation Front[edit source]

Put gamers liberation front back!!!!!!!!!! Please? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Lolzorz33 (talk • contribs)

No. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

Dear Sir Tom Mayfair The guy that blocked my emo story[edit source]

my storys not a inside joke, this kid thats at my house wrote Hi kyle there when I showed it to him, I was about to delete it before you got rid of my story, common, put it back its going to be Epic. like the best of that guy that made lady in the water, its a story with a twist. once more. Commonnnnnnnnnn.\

--Lightbulb 20:47, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

User:Lightbulb/UnBooks:My girlfriend doesn't love me You can have it here. But not in the main space. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png


Hi Daddy![edit source]

I have a question for you. I was trying to join UNSOC and had no success. How can I join the exciting UNSOC? Thanks! Counciltucky 19:46, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Glad to see you, son. First, you register here. Then login. After that, go to this forum to register. Finally, add a new topic statin' that you want to become apart of the Workers's Party. An Inner Party member will review your contributions from Uncyclopedia & determine which Zhongshan Suit you will recieve. Good luck, son. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

Done! Thanks Dad! Counciltucky 03:00, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Dear me Thomas[edit source]

What will Cornmuffin say when he comes back? Old Tom with a huffometer and a ban stick? :) Congrats comerade! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:20, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

He'll probably stop comin' altogether. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

I see you can huff...[edit source]

...but can you unhuff? Trar was a little stupid, to understate things, so he seems to have got you to baleet Han's Grueslayer PvP section. Han is understandable not too pleased with this, so could you please hack up Han's PvP pages? —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 08:38, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Random Youtube Links[edit source]

Duke Sucks, watch this video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BPaD4Ut7gCg

and this video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYOgC2Qbqh4 – Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.140.228.188 (talk • contribs)

Yes, Duke does suck. Kentuckistan is the best. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

Thanks (quickly)[edit source]

Grass555.jpg

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

You just said you're archiving on IRC, so I'll keep this short. Thank you! --THE 22:15, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks you[edit source]

We did it!Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:15, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Surplus Reciept[edit source]

Here is your package. Camoflauge Uniform not included.
Credits spent: 10
Item(s) aquired: One (1) M16 rifle.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:43, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Ring ring[edit source]

returning your call... Angela 23:02, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!! I feel the love. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

Thank you[edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:15, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Re:SOTM[edit source]

Hey, I just noticed you left me a message regarding SOTM a few days ago. I accidentally put the VoteSOTM template on one of the sockpuppets of an actual candidate. Sorry about making you miffed, or something. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:50, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Vandalism[edit source]

Howdy! I did read that. I removed only repetive parts, ie. long segments of similar text and repeating images. nxsty 21:58, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

That is the point of the article though. Vandalism. Leave it as is. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

About the IRC Chat...[edit source]

Everything ok? You left pretty suddenly. :S - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 20:18, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Slowdown...[edit source]

Uncyclopedia's really slow. It's been like this for a good month now. Are you doing anything to fix this? Mightywayne 14:24, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

It runs fine for me. Do you clean up your browser at least once a week? Try cleanin' up garbage files & shite on your computer to see if that helps. And stop lookin' at porn sites. They have viruses that can slow your shite down as well. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
Ah, I see what you mean. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
xD I don't really look at porn, and even if I did, I know my security. I guess this only happens at certain points, (the slowness) now all the kiddies are in school so I suppose the server's got more time to relax. Mightywayne 18:46, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
That or the powers that be workin' along side the Uncyclopedia server have stopped lookin' at porn for a short spell. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

User:Manforman/Thank Thanks for the message on UGotM as well and my talk page, that made me feel good--Sir Manforman CUN.png 17:44, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and UNSOC seems like an interesting group to join. Is there a specific place where I can register to join?--Sir Manforman CUN.png 01:38, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

awesome![edit source]