User:Lightbulb/UnBooks:My girlfriend doesn't love me
The story of my heartbreak[edit | edit source]
Once apon a time there was a bastard named Steve. Steve Is the reason I cry when I touch myself.
I'm not emo, I'm definatly not emo, well I don't think I am, well, theres this girl named Claire, She is the woman of my dreams, shes no pre-drunk-skank-anorexic-not redheaded lindsay lohan (or a post-anorexic hillary duff or Tom Hanks.) but shes all I've ever wanted from a woman, shes like my mother, except she bakes less and isn't a whore who won't let me buy anymore tight "girl jeans" because she thinks I might be gay I'm totally not gay, not even a little Bi-curious, I totally love a girl, see, her name is Claire.
I've never actually talked to Claire, but she passed me one time in the hallway and smiled, thats when I KNEW she loved me, I wished she had pushed me to the wall and said, I love simple plan too. That would have made me happy for the first time in the 10 years I had been in school.
I remember one time I was going to go smoke with my friends beside the gas station that is within a reasonable walk from out school when I saw Claire and her friends walking down the road and I was all like, "hey guys I'm going to go talk to a girl" and they were all like "arn't you gay?" they're so funny always pretending like they think I'm gay, which I'm totally not because I have a girlfriend named Claire...
Well shes actually not my girlfriend at all, I've really never actually talked to her either, but she smiled at me and said "Hi" once, which was totally cool.
I was walking after her and her stupid friends while they were walking home, oh how I wish they'd just leave me and her alone, whats wrong with them, following her around like that, chatting about boys and make-up. Anyways, I was following them at a distance when one of her friends turned around and saw me and said to Claire and her friends, "theres that kid from our school, I think hes stalking us" Clair turned around and looked at me, and said Hey... I think she kept talking but I didn't hear it because I jumped in the alley and hid behind the dumpster, then I threw up because she actually talked to me.
Anyways the next week I didn't see her much and the guidance councilor told me to leave her alone, but I know shes just playing hard to get, she totally wants me, so I told him to go suck a dick and leave me alone, after which I ran outside and smoked some grass with my friends, and thats when I saw it.
Claire was sitting on a bench with that bastard Steve.
Steve is such a bastard, I don't think anyone likes him, not even his cool friends or the football team that he plays on as quarterback, I could have been on that stupid football team, its not that hard, I could of gotten so many goals that the other side would be like, wow, that guy is so cool, I bet he gets laid everyday, which could be true if I wasn't saving it all for Claire.
Anyways, Steve is a total fag, he loves being stupid and smelly. I hate them both,
Hi kyle.