User:Jebend

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Fo' shizzle my nizzle! Black Jesus be down wit' dis sheeeet!

Yo Yo Yo! Wut' it iz mutha fucka! Jebend iz like da bomb.
Fo' shizzle my nizzle!
So boi wut up? Y U B frontin? I'm down wit' Jebend like im down wit' da big G-man.
U dig? If u aint I'll show U how my pimp hand is way strong. Kick yawl down 2 tha H-E-L-Lizzy.
Best chickity-check yo self before you wiggity-wreck yo self, fool. Word.
SOLID

Black man please.

“Im not into bondage, for fuck's sake.”

~ Jebend on bondage

“O rly?”

~ O rly owl on Jebend's quote

“Ya rly.”

~ Jebend on O rly owl's question

About Me[edit | edit source]

Bondage[edit | edit source]

George Bush doesn't care about black jesus.
Ken Snyder and John Bult are both equal legends in beastiality films.

For the record, I do NOT like bondage, regardless of what is said in the local press. I do not agree with any kind of BDSM, or gay rape.

Black Jesus[edit | edit source]

I strongly believe that the son of God was of African origin. He was also hung like a donkey, and was down wit' dat shit.

Racism[edit | edit source]

I do not support either the BNP or the KKK in any way shape of form. Black people are really great. I love immigrants.

Ebbery[edit | edit source]

Shebbery Shitbrick[edit | edit source]

“Hitler was a great man.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jebend's "Shebbery Shitbrick" section

Barry Q Haemorrhoid[edit | edit source]

Jews are aight! Boy I love de Jews. Me so me so. AHHHH SOOOO.

What is the dealio?[edit | edit source]

Want to know what the crack is? Well I'll tell you what it. It turns out that I have the almighty all-loving Herpes. Now, I didn't ask for said Herpes but it turns out that this is the case.

So what's the problem?[edit | edit source]

I didn't think you could get Herpes from animals. I heard you could get Herbies though (Rabies STD).

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