User:Fleawin/Honningsvåg

Honningsvåg is as every other microscopical village on Earth considered by its population as the center of the Fish-Universe. After threats of drowning the Norwegian prime minister in fish blood, this lost northern hole got to call itself a Town. This made the Population of Hammerfest declare open war with Honningsvåg. The town is by far the greatest producer of the most valuable slobbers on earth.

Honningsvåg is housing the Honney beach where rich bitches from all over the world gather to get their sun tanned. Sadly there every year accident with people getting fried under the constantly heating sun occur.

Magerøya, the palm island, on wich Honningsvåg is situated, is, in spite of its name, extremely fertile and full of palm trees, on wich the universe's sweetest, delicious, tasty, juicy and fruity fruits grow.