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Today's Message of pain Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude. It is the feeling that no one loves me. Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst. No one understands me. No one loves me. My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying. God, I hate them so much; the fakes. The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care All live in my iPod... Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right? I'm not. Not since she left me. I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am, or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair. It was the best three days of my life, though, with her. She was so much better than the girl last week. I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie. They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul. They are tempting me. Did you care... *... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything? ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory? ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything? ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory? ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything? ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory? ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything? ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory? ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything? ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory? ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything? ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory? ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything? ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory? ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything? ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory? ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?	Recent deaths Clearly not Deion Sanders vouching for his son Trump: "You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big." Phil Collins comes out of retirement after wank PBS and NPR to lose funding Spain and Portugal experience a country-wide blackout Sportswriter Leon Sandcastle gives his two cents on NFL draftee Shedeur Sanders's draft slide (Pictured) Trump believes that 200 countries negotiated trade deals with him Man delivers profound philosophical speech about elephants during his sojourn at the zoo Upcoming South Park season will be Canadian World shocked as Pope Francis kicks bucket (This is not a drill!) Chris Rock will succeed him in new comedy Head of Church Trump Administration prepares to deport everybody except Native Americans New Easter Bunny is a fascist Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Silksong, and Deltarune • Eurovision • Russian Invasion • Israel-Palestine conflict • DOGE budget cuts • SWAT teams on guard for the "chicken jockey" scene of A Minecraft Movie • Trump and Xi's tariff games • The IRS hunting late tax payers Recent deaths: Jay North • SPOILER: Joel • Pope Francis • Shedeur Sanders' career, before it even started • Lar Park Linkin • Gawr Gura • Toxicity • Girl-kisser and Harriet the Spy soundtrack artist Jill Sobule • Ruth Buzzi • LeBron James' playoff run Upcoming deaths: U.S. and Global economy • Luigi Mangione • Kate Middleton • Laura Palmer • DEI • Google's ad monopoly • Cleveland Browns' locker room • LeBron James' career • Diddy's chance at freedom Today sucks because... May 6: No Pants Day 1527 - Spanish and German troops sack Rome, ending the Renaissance and the Era of Poofy Pants in one stroke. 1536 - King Henry VIII orders English language Bibles be placed in every church, along with wooden crucifixes and stores of holy water, in efforts to stave off vampire invasions. 1866 - Oscar Wilde's short story A House of Pomegranates makes the first use of pie charts in known literature. 1882 - The United States Congress passes the Chinese Exclusion Act, followed shortly by the Colored Folk Rights Denial Bill. 1954 - Roger Bannister becomes the first human to run the mile in less than four minutes and also pass the subsequent tests for drug use and being a robot. 2001 - During a trip to Syria, Pope John Paul II becomes the first pope to run naked inside a mosque. 2007 - Queen Elizabeth stands in line with the great unwashed to place a bet on a bobtail nag running in the Kentuckistan Derby.
Today's featured artistry My heart has been broken... Then taken out and had a bunch of nails put in it. Image Credit: RadicalX Nominate new image - View all featured images
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Poets of the Month Modusoperandi hunts down random, unfunny shit which he replaces with less-random, quasi-funny shit. Occasionally he gets up off his ass (or more correctly, sits down on it) and makes a page of his own, to which no one ever goes. Recently he's been making pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, has been making fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that he normally makes). The Bard (baptised 26 April 1564 – died 23 April 1616) was an English poet and playwright widely regarded as the greatest writer of the English language, and the world's preeminent dramatist. He wrote approximately 38 plays and 154 sonnets, as well as a variety of other poems. Already a popular writer in his own lifetime, the Bard became increasingly celebrated after his death and his work adulated by numerous prominent cultural figures through the centuries. Congratulations to Hardwick Fundlebuggy, our Poet of the Year, and Mhaille, our Self-harmer of the Year! Vote for Poet of the Month | Vote for Loner of the Month | Vote for Self-harmer of the Month | Past Losers

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