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CaseOh (Celestial Anomaly of Stellar Enormity and Omnivorous Hunger) is a supermassive celestial object of indeterminate classification, predominantly suspected to be either a rogue star or a cluster of galaxies—or just maybe the interdimensional vortex first caught wind of in May 1998. Physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer famously theorised CaseOh to be supplied entirely by AC/DC (agglomerated/devoured comestible) power several months prior to his death in 2023, although other hypotheses regarding its increasing mass are widespread. CaseOh's exact mass is approximated to exceed 247 ronnagrams, and "clairvoyant" astrophysicists at NASA presume a supermassive black hole to thence manifest within succeeding decades. (Full article...)
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- ... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)
 - ... that there's only a slight difference between you and me? (Pictured)
- ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
- ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
- ... that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries!
- ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that the butler did it?
 - ... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
- ... that I am inside your walls?
- ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
- ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
- ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)
- ... that I am Batman?
- ... that in 1933, the US Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's?
- ... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
- ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life?
 - ... taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
- ... that I am inside your walls?
- ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ...Jacking off to more exotic fetishes doesn't make you special?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
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