Conservapedia is the wiki-based online encyclopedia project that purports itself to be "the trustworthy encyclopedia." Little do its poor, misguided editors realize, however, that Conservapedia is actually rife with stinking liberal bias itself and that the only truly balanced wiki which escaped the grasp of those damned commies is the one you're reading right now, Uncyclopedia.
While its creator, Andrew Schlafly, wears an elaborate façade of the archetypical conservative: overt piety, disapproval of so-called "science", and dismissal of virtually everything as a liberal plot, the liberal stance of his sad website is manifestly clear to any idiot. He single-handedly shames the United States flag by printing "conservapedia" right onto it. (Full article...)
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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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