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sophia haz inspierd us 2 wurk on 37,714 articles since opening in january 2005.

before editin, plz raed da writin guidelines n flamewar manual.


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RAY: Hi this is Pappy Ray

ERKLE: And this is Erkle...

...and we’re coming to you *live* with the straight talk here on Channel Fifteen: CB twenty-seven point one five five megahertz

Ray: Oh yeah, it do hurts, Erkle

(sound of punching, airplane engine noise rising sharply in frequency)

Erkle: Hey!

Ray: HahahahahaH!

Erkle: Awful jackass! Level us out!

Ray: Yup, we’re here in the Flying Swamp Shack, got us a couple cold ones, up high in the sky over beautiful sunny pre-noon Dallas. And we got a doozy show for you folks today.

Erkle: You said it, Pappy Ray…we got one of the prettiest cities in the South. We got the nation’s best, and I mean *Best* snipers holed up in their favorite spots lookin’ down on Elm Street. Opposing them, we got those keystone cops, the federal Secret Service. And just about to join the action: a president we all love to hate, a pinko nigger-lover who’s just recently landed at Love Field and making his way via open car to the target area: yep, folks, it’s the main event, the hunting game of the decade: we got The JFK Shootout of 1963! (Full article...)

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

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