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1879 - Politics invented, price of shit skyrockets due to high demand.
1956 - Walt Disney is frozen and his head incinerated in a series of funny mishaps.
1973 - Henry Kissinger mistakenly orders the CIA to overthrow the government of Chile, Kissinger later says "oops" to media.
1989 - The people of Germany celebrate the fall of the Berlin Wall, are later disappointed to learn the Capitalists won.
2001 - God sues Google over Google Earth due to breaching copyright.
2002 - Nosferatu flickers the lights at a local burger joint, to the relief of the workers therein. (Pictured)
2009 - Twilight movie is released, vampires protest at gross misrepresentation and are subsequently annihilated by the sunlight.

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John Kerry comes out as a horse (Pictured)
Supermarket thief: "Donkey Kong told me to"
Mike Pence turns into a pickle
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Lady Gaga's dogs stolen, returned
Björk responds to Anti-Asian violence
Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup sucks ass
Biden responds to North Korea's "Stink" complaints
BMI songwriters (but not ASCAP) to receive vaccine
Governor Cuomo from New York is screwed
Grodin Museum reopens to public
Old movies are suddenly offensive
Northeast getting another blizzard
Just another dead doper and a dirtbag dies
Marilyn Manson removed from New Radicals hit
Biden will recognize Hillary as 45th President

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.

Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!

Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

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