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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)

Did you know...

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  • ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
  • ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
  • ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
  • ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
  • ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
  • ... that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
  • ... the muffin man?
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  • ... that Pope Francis (Pictured) played football for Argentina?
  • ... that Godot isn't coming?
  • ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?
  • ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
  • ... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia admins are such lazy bums, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
  • ... that you have schizophrenia and we're talking about you right now?
  • ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
MaleNipples.jpg
  • ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
  • ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
  • ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
  • ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
  • ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
  • ... that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
  • ... the muffin man?
Francis9.jpeg
  • ... that Pope Francis (Pictured) played football for Argentina?
  • ... that Godot isn't coming?
  • ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?
  • ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
  • ... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia admins are such lazy bums, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
  • ... that you have schizophrenia and we're talking about you right now?
  • ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
MaleNipples.jpg
  • ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
  • ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
  • ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
  • ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
  • ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
  • ... that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
  • ... the muffin man?

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