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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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- ... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
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- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
 - ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
- ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that sarcasm is a higher form of wit than the Russian Reversal?
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
- ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
- ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
- ... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
- ... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
- ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that sarcasm is a higher form of wit than the Russian Reversal?
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
- ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
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