From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
40,973 governments to overthrow
|
|
|
|
|
Today's featured propaganda
|
|
Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
|
Did you know...
|
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that Japanese ninjas are among those who have tried to find a way to get across the Great Wall of China? (Pictured)
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that Japanese ninjas are among those who have tried to find a way to get across the Great Wall of China? (Pictured)
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
|
Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Weinners: 2005/2006
|
| Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects as well as some foreign language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia.
This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 40,973 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages, including Chinese!:
|
Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.
