Today's featured propaganda
|
|
Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. (allegedly born March 31, 1948) is purported to be a prominent liberal spokesperson for and inventor of global warming and environmentalism. He is portrayed by the liberal media as an author, a businessperson, former journalist, inventor of the algorithm, and recipient of a scientific prize.
According to Wikipedia, Gore has served as United States Vice President, Senator, and Representative, and has also served as a military journalist during the Vietnam War. However, despite efforts by the liberal media to prove otherwise, there is no completely irrefutable evidence that Al Gore exists. (Full article...)
|
Did you know...
|
- ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
- ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
 - ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
- ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
- ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
|
|
|
|
To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
|
Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Weinners: 2005/2006
|
