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Edward Christopher "Ed" [insert singular 3rd person subjective pronoun]eran (born 17 February 1991 - died NEVER) is a Canadian-British singer-songwriter, actor, owner of a bar in London, and Rupert Grint lookalike. He is also known as "Teddy" on Instagram. Additionally, he is considered to be the "one true god" of his home country, and even the entire world. Asides from that, he's known to the public as the "Ginger Jesus". Ed is arguably a fad of the year 2017 and also a British nationalist. Even though his career was meant to fade away at the end of the 2010s, he manages to still make music to this day, much to everyone's annoyances. He is known to have a lot of chart hits, especially in the UK, including "The B Team", "Untitled (Take Me Into Your Loving Arms)", "Nothing Happens After Two" and most infamously, "I'm Back & I'm Desperate". However, they are most likely plagiarized, but he still gets away with it. His private life isn't very well known, thanks to having no surveillance cameras in his home and the fact that the address to it is changed every day. Despite having a male given name, Ed somehow manages to have female pronouns as part of his surname, so, logically, he would've instantly became a "she" right away. Oh fuck, how do we go by them again?
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- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
- ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?
- ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
- ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that the road to hell is identical to the stairs to heaven, but with elevator music and traffic?
- ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
- ... that midget cockpunching terrorists are a threat to the US and her allies?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
- ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?
- ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
- ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
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