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Good evening crew of the RMS Titanic. My name is Scuttlebutt, Sidney Scuttlebutt. I am the head of the exterior furniture section on this ship. My job is to provide deckchairs for the comfort of all First Class and Second Class passengers. Third Class passengers are not entitled to deckchairs so you will not need to show them how they work.

This may be the Titanic's maiden voyage but I am already a professional at the art of deckchair maintenance as I have worked on the Titanic's sister ship RMS Olympic. I believe a carefully prepared deckchair with the option of a blanket and cushion is essential if travellers want to take in the cold April air of 1912. So I will now demonstrate what we do.

What was that? You want to know more about the lifeboats? We can talk about that tomorrow. Those boats are to rescue people at sea, not the people here as this ship is unsinkable, made of steel that is light enough to float. There is no need to be worried. For those who really want to learn more about lifeboats, I understand Captain Smith will be holding a class tomorrow. (Full article...)

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  • ... that Wikipedia contains millions of articles written by countless anonymous contributors? (Pictured)
  • ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
  • ... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged?
  • ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
  • ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
  • ... that no true Scotsman sugars his porridge, while every true Irishman does?
  • ... that the police are at your door?
  • ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
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  • ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
  • ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
  • ... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
  • ... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
  • ... that NASA will one day send sharks to space?
  • ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
  • ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
180px-Wikipedians.jpg
  • ... that Wikipedia contains millions of articles written by countless anonymous contributors? (Pictured)
  • ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
  • ... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged?
  • ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
  • ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
  • ... that no true Scotsman sugars his porridge, while every true Irishman does?
  • ... that the police are at your door?
  • ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
Chickenedited.jpg
  • ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
  • ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
  • ... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
  • ... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
  • ... that NASA will one day send sharks to space?
  • ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
  • ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
180px-Wikipedians.jpg
  • ... that Wikipedia contains millions of articles written by countless anonymous contributors? (Pictured)
  • ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
  • ... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged?
  • ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
  • ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
  • ... that no true Scotsman sugars his porridge, while every true Irishman does?
  • ... that the police are at your door?
  • ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?

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