Today's featured propaganda
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The documents contained herein are of a confidential, classified nature, hence the large red stamp to be found atop this passage. They have been classified according to Provision 401q of the Super-secret Document Protection Act of 1965. That means that not even Greg from accounting is allowed to view the observations, inferences, quibbles, and miscellanea contained in the aforementioned documents. Gives you some perspective, doesn't it. Therefore and thus, someone thinking about, considering, and/or about to open this manila folder in which these documents are contained is subject to torture by unpleasant bodily means at an undisclosed location. Oops, it's already open. Oh well, no crime there. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that there is no other word for thesaurus?
- ... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that you've just lost the game?
  - ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that there is no other word for thesaurus?
- ... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that you've just lost the game?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that there is no other word for thesaurus?
- ... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that you've just lost the game?
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In the news
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Ongoing: Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Fallout from the Epstein Files • r/TheDarnold still having a massive field day • NFL fans experiencing withdrawal symptoms with the season now over • Team Canada rethinking life
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On this day...
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March 4: Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro
- 1849 - Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
- 1852 - Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.
- 1855 - Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
- 1861 - Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.
- 1862 - Too late, my time has come, sending shivers down my spine, bodies aching all the time.
- 1865 - Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
- 1874 - Mama, ooh, I don't want to die, sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all.
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
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