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Jesus has always been a touchy subject. Not many people want to talk about our Lord and Savior. Some even go so far as to consider it awkward when Jesus is brought up in polite conversation. Due to this inclination to believe that Jesus kills a conversation, many people don't get to know how truly amazing the man who died for our sins really is.
Sure, we all know that Jesus was white, had long flowing hair, a perfectly trimmed beard, and a Californian complexion. That much is obvious from any photograph or painting of Jesus. But what about the smaller details about Jesus that people just ignore nowadays? Maybe if people weren't so quick to slam the door in the face of a religious scholar they would know more facts about Jesus. For instance... (Full article...)
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- ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
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- ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
- ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
- ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
- ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
- ... that 90% of all video game high scores are set by one guy called "AAA"?
- ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
- ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
- ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
- ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
- ... that 90% of all video game high scores are set by one guy called "AAA"?
- ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
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