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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)
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- ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)

- ... that Elon Musk plots to monetarily obtain Madagascar for the industrialization of Tesla manufacturing plants, alongside having it renamed "Mada-electric-car"?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
- ... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
- ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
- ... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)

- ... that Elon Musk plots to monetarily obtain Madagascar for the industrialization of Tesla manufacturing plants, alongside having it renamed "Mada-electric-car"?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
- ... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
- ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
- ... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
- ... that Ann Coulter is a highly successful parody of right-wing political rhetoric?
- ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
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