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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
- ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
- ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
- ... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
- ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that no, doing this does not make your incompetence any less obvious? (Pictured)
 - ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
- ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
- ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
- ... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
- ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that no, doing this does not make your incompetence any less obvious? (Pictured)
- ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
- ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
- ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
- ... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
- ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
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