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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)
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- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
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- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
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- ... that there was more then one model for the Mona Lisa? (Pictured)
- ... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
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- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
- ... that I started drowning two minutes before typing this? (Pictured)
- ... that NASA will one day send sharks to space?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that Big Pharma wants to get you high?
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
- ... that there was more then one model for the Mona Lisa? (Pictured)
- ... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
- ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
- ... that you should invest in chicken stock?
- ... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
- ... that I started drowning two minutes before typing this? (Pictured)
- ... that NASA will one day send sharks to space?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that Big Pharma wants to get you high?
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
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