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Garlic bread adventure!
You feel an emptiness inside you, a deep pit in your soul that nothing man-made can fill. How many years has it been since you felt her hair running through your fingers?
None of that matters. The only thing that makes you happy now is garlic bread. You know it’s bad for your health, and you know it smells like the underpants of a sweaty Gondola rower, but you can’t help yourself.
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Did you know...
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- ... that Japanese ninjas are among those who have tried to find a way to get across the Great Wall of China? (Pictured)
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
- ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
- ... that cabbages are not to be trifled with? (Pictured)
- ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
- ... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
- ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
- ... that nobody can describe what a simile is like?
- ... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?
- ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
- ... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
- ... that Japanese ninjas are among those who have tried to find a way to get across the Great Wall of China? (Pictured)
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
- ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
- ... that cabbages are not to be trifled with? (Pictured)
- ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
- ... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
- ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
- ... that nobody can describe what a simile is like?
- ... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?
- ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
- ... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
- ... that Japanese ninjas are among those who have tried to find a way to get across the Great Wall of China? (Pictured)
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that Wikipedia features DYKs about mosaic floors that were discovered between 1932 and 1939?
- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
- ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
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