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Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. (allegedly born March 31, 1948) is purported to be a prominent liberal spokesperson for and inventor of global warming and environmentalism. He is portrayed by the liberal media as an author, a businessperson, former journalist, inventor of the algorithm, and recipient of a scientific prize.
According to Wikipedia, Gore has served as United States Vice President, Senator, and Representative, and has also served as a military journalist during the Vietnam War. However, despite efforts by the liberal media to prove otherwise, there is no completely irrefutable evidence that Al Gore exists. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
- ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
- ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
 - ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
- ... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
 - ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
- ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
- ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
- ... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
- ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
- ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
- ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
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