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Today's featured propaganda

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Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. (allegedly born March 31, 1948) is purported to be a prominent liberal spokesperson for and inventor of global warming and environmentalism. He is portrayed by the liberal media as an author, a businessperson, former journalist, inventor of the algorithm, and recipient of a scientific prize.

According to Wikipedia, Gore has served as United States Vice President, Senator, and Representative, and has also served as a military journalist during the Vietnam War. However, despite efforts by the liberal media to prove otherwise, there is no completely irrefutable evidence that Al Gore exists. (Full article...)

Did you know...

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  • ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
  • ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
  • ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
  • ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
  • ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
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  • ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
  • ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
  • ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
  • ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
  • ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
MaleNipples.jpg
Henryhigh.jpg
  • ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
  • ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
  • ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
  • ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
  • ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?

In the news

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Ongoing: Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Fallout from the Epstein Filesr/TheDarnold still having a massive field day • NFL fans experiencing withdrawal symptoms with the season now over • Team Canada rethinking life

Recent deaths: Brad ArnoldNFL season • Winter OlympicsSome kid from some movie you probably forgot existed, but had a funny titleJames Van Der Beek (Not Dick Van Dyke, Ashley Roberts from the Pussycat Dolls!) • Robert DuvallKurt Van Dyke (not Dick) • Jesse JacksonYouTubeTom NoonanEric DaneMelania Trump's big movie star career • Team Canada hockey, twice, AND their curling team • Some Nerd named Robert CarradineWarner Bros. bidding war • Neil SedakaM-m-m-Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and other Iranian leaders

Not dead: Dick Van Dyke, who's 100, bitches!! (Not to be confused with James Van Der Beek) • Quinton ReviewsMahmoud Ahmadinejad (according to Wikipedia)Avicii (according to Wikipedia)

Upcoming deaths: Donald TrumpNYC's economy and snow handling capability • WeedDick van Dyke, eventually • Dancin' MaduroIran's government • The careers of everyone named in the Epstein Files • the US government, again • A Las Vegas hotel that no one's going to rememberMexicoSmiling Friends

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My AP World History teacher had a copy of this poster.

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