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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)
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- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that the admins will never approve your DYK submission nor will they read these suggestions?
- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
 - ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that the admins will never approve your DYK submission nor will they read these suggestions?
- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that the admins will never approve your DYK submission nor will they read these suggestions?
- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
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