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White History Month, (also known as Caucasian History Month), is an annual observance for remembrance of important people and events in the history of the Caucasian diaspora. It is celebrated annually in the United States every September. Before the United States was established, Caucasians were a minority race outnumbered by Africans, Asians and even Indians; they were often negated to ghettos and inner slums in their native hometowns of Europe and the United Kingdom. The treatment of them were staggering, many of them were forced to panhandle for money because they could not find work from their black employers, many of them were also beaten up in a show of superiority from the police force of which few Caucasians were admitted. It was not until the beginning of the American revolution that the caucasians would see a massive rise in population, thus bringing them closer to their peers.
With the establishment of the United States, the Caucasians made a place for their own; however, there was a huge problem in that African masters would often venture into the United States looking for Caucasian slaves. While enslaved, they were forced to do menial labor such as harvest crops and clean up the bathrooms of said Africans and whenever said Caucasian would get out of control, they'd be whipped or much worse, killed in front of their peers. (Full article...)
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 - ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
- ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that I am inside your walls?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)
- ... that Hitler killed himself out of fear of Soviet capture and torture, not because he saw the gas bill?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
- ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
- ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life?
- ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
- ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that I am inside your walls?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
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