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Orchids are a special family of temptress flowers that bloom around June, totally unlike conservative flowers with upstanding morals and family values. They have delicate bodies, slim stems, and deep orifices, with small follicles emanating from their lower inner region that open up once every 28 days or so to emit a rather fishy yet surprisingly fragrant scent in order to attract insects, which will invade their insides to help pollinate them.
Orchids are considered to be some of the most scrumptious flowers in the plant kingdom, and they are also utterly insatiable. No amount of pollination is enough. Whereas almost all other flowers would be satisfied with one insect pollinator per day, for Orchids, no amount of frequent diverse visitors is enough. They are so good at seduction, bumble bees are known to fight one another to the death in their attempt to mount the stamens of orchids and destroy their tall slender legs in the process. Only the strongest bees with the most cunning, deceptive, and charismatic qualities are able to beat other bees during the frenzied orchid mating season. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that tickle fights are a common occurrence in soccer? (Pictured)
- ... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
- ... that your boss is behind you watching you waste time?
- ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that tickle fights are a common occurrence in soccer? (Pictured)
- ... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
- ... that your boss is behind you watching you waste time?
- ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that tickle fights are a common occurrence in soccer? (Pictured)
- ... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
- ... that your boss is behind you watching you waste time?
- ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
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