Today's featured propaganda
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The World Wildlife Fund (now known with the suffix for Nature in attempt to attract naturists to the fanbase), or WWF, is an animal cruelty based sports entertainment company dealing in professional animal wrestling arranged by animal lovers within the aforementioned organisation. It features fights, wrestling bouts, brawls, fisticuffs and bloodbaths wherein dangerous predators, the lazy and weak, perilous domestic pets and endangered species are the combatants, battling with one another in a pre-defined survival of the fittest.
The WWF features every wrestling fan's favourite brawlers, including the bear, the elephant, the snake, the shark and the chihuahua. All of them scramble for glory in the bloodied ring, leaving no other animal standing, other than itself. The World Wildlife Fund was founded in 1961. The group stated their mission to protect endangered species and other animals, and they promptly set about getting involved in saving poor animals, like injured little bunnies and the rare Siberian orange duck-billed mongoose, from extinction and suchlike. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that Elon Musk plots to monetarily obtain Madagascar for the industrialization of Tesla manufacturing plants, alongside having it renamed "Mada-electric-car"?
- ... that a chicken-proof lawn is impeckable?
- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
- ... that there's only a slight difference between you and me? (Pictured)
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
- ... that colorless green ideas sleep furiously?
- ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
- ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
 - ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that Elon Musk plots to monetarily obtain Madagascar for the industrialization of Tesla manufacturing plants, alongside having it renamed "Mada-electric-car"?
- ... that a chicken-proof lawn is impeckable?
- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
- ... that there's only a slight difference between you and me? (Pictured)
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
- ... that colorless green ideas sleep furiously?
- ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
- ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that Elon Musk plots to monetarily obtain Madagascar for the industrialization of Tesla manufacturing plants, alongside having it renamed "Mada-electric-car"?
- ... that a chicken-proof lawn is impeckable?
- ... that the apostrophe is a small animal which has infected millions of books?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
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On this day...
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March 27: Typhoid Mary Day
- 1513 - Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León searches Florida for the Fountain of Youth, finds a Marshalls next to a Randalls next to another Marshalls.
- 1915 - Mary Mallon, nicknamed Typhoid Mary since her name is Mary and she gives people Typhoid, is detained by the authorities after killing like fifty people.
- 1921 - Activists from the group "Justice for Mary Mallon" die of typhoid after Mary prepares them all a lovely Peach Melba. (Pictured)
- 1998 - The head of the FDA recommends that men suffering from premature ejaculation just "think about your dad."
- 1999 - A Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk is shot down over Serbia by a Slav wielding an evil glare.
- 2014 - The Moro Islamic Liberation Front agrees to ceasefire with Philippines government while they figure out what's so fucking hilarious about their name.
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to you today regarding Mr. Nydas, who I understand is applying for a position at your institution. Mr. Nydas is one of the most inspiring students I have ever had the p LOLOLOLOL PENNIS THE MENACE IS MY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG LOL LOL WHOAAAAA THEEEEESE IZ KOOL, Y'ALLS leasure to instruct; though deaf, blind, mute and crippled from birth, he has managed to overcome his circumstances and express himself eloquently through his writing. His essays and stories are for him an adventure, an escape from the terribly unfortunate and hopeless reality of his life. Though he knows he is unlikely to survive the next four years, he remains irrepressibly cheerful and determined to become a famous author of children's books. You and I know this will never happen, but when he turns to you with his empty eyes, his face tragically wasted by leprosy, one cannot but root for him in his battle with the cruel, cruel world.
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