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Chastity is a calling higher than marriage, and spiritually more profitable.
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Among Us is an obscure video game made by an unknown game studio in 2018 for mobile, PC, toasters, and Atari cartridges for poor people less fortunate than us. The game basically consists of you and between three or nine other idiots in space suits trying to discover who the Impostor is. This would be easy, except for the fact that everyone who plays the game is an idiot. Due to the fact that the game takes place in space, Neil Armstrong was included as a secret character. (Full article...)
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This Month's Wit
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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