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Chastity is a calling higher than marriage, and spiritually more profitable.
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They live in an unknown homeland, but may appear unexpectedly in a public washroom, toilet, water-closet, porta-bidet, pissoir, or high hall of government at any time. They wear their trousers backwards, with extra pockets in the crotchets. Their skirts ride down, their knickers ride up, and they whistle bawdy songs. In their language the word for disgusting lust turns out to be marriage. (Full article...)
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it.
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This Month's Wit
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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