Finland
Suomen tasavalta Finland | |
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| Motto: Suomi perkele Finland Fuck Yeah | |
| Anthem: Our Land | |
 I will get more pictures soon. | |
| Capital & Largest City | Helsinki |
| Demonym | Finland person |
| Official language(s) | Finnish |
| Government | yes |
| National Hero(es) | Väinämöinen |
| Religion | yes |
| Population | too much |
| Time Zone | there is time here, yes |
| Ethnic groups | we are all people |
| Major exports | things |
| Major imports | more things |
| Drives on | road |
Finland is a country NOT in Scandinavia, between Sweden and Russia. If you try to tell a Finnish person that Finland is in Scandinavia they will inform their family, neighbors (everyone in a 10km radius) and relatives of what a disgrace you are. It gets cold in Finland. Cold and lonely. So you should go to Estonia. The beer is cheaper over there.
History
Finland is between Sweden and Russia. This is not a good thing as Russia isn't well known for it's peacefulness and Sweden isn't well known for it's good food, that might, just might influence the Finnish food. Finland gained independence in 1917 due to kind Mr. Lenin causing chaos in his own country just for Finland to get independent. Before that it was constant war between Sweden and Russia. Back in the 20th century Sweden used to want Åland from Finland, which it then realized is not a good thing, as the ånly thing Åland is good at is being a fishing place. During WW2 Finland was on Germany's side as they had no choice, because otherwise the Soviets would've taken it over. Fun fact: Finland has one of the best defenses for a country in the entire world, yet it hasn't won a single war. After WW2 the hero that "saved" Finland, Urho Kekkonen, was elected president. Through a bunch of luck and Russian fan boys he managed to convince the Finns that he saved the country. He had aura, I'll give him that. After Kekkonen somehow got in a worse state of mind than Biden a new president was elected marking a new period in the history of Finland. During this period everyone was sad. That's it. Everyone was just sad. And then we enter the 21st century. Finnish people aren't sad anymore.
Demographics
There are five million people. Most of them are Finnish. The ones that aren't are either Russian, Swedish or from the Middle East. Some are covered in seaweed.
Culture
There are saunas, but there are also saunas. Despite that there are still saunas. The culture of Finland is quite shit. The food is either Swedish (inedible) or the most mind blowingly gross thing you could put in your mouth. Finns both hate and envy all their neighbors. If they have a problem it's the Russians, if they made a bad decision it's the Swedes and if the weather is bad it's the Estonians. You might've heard that Finns are bad at small talk, but they can endure silence way better than any other group of people. This is due to the fact that during the period of time when Swedes and Russians were fighting over the territory Finns couldn't communicate with either one of them due to the language barrier. Unlike any other inconvenience this cannot be blamed on the Swedes or the Russians. It's the fault of the Finnish language. Every word has at least as many ways to say each word as the current population of the world. It even keeps updating at the same speed as new slang around Finland is developed. Finnish people love ice hockey and in fact as a Finn I can confirm Kekkonen created the sport.
I drink too much.
Cuisine
Geography
Lakes and forests. If you want to know more, sadly that's it. Maybe a cottage somewhere in there too.
Politics
Finnish politics are rather great. A Finnish person can be president for 12 years or as long as possible if the Russians want that specific candidate.
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Economy
Most people here have jobs. And the ones that don't are hunter gatherers.
Foreign relations
To the west is Sweden. To the east is Russia. It is said by the Swedish that "Sweden will fight to the last Finn." And in Finnish "10 Russians for 1 Finn." Estonia on the other hand is like Finland but smaller and worse.
This is what we are.
See also
- There is nothing else.
