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Joshua Patrick "Fucking" Allen is an American hero playing quarterback for the Buffalo Bills and, depending on whom you ask, either God's gift to football or the biggest dunce on the planet. But those who call him a dunce are fuckin' Jabroni's. If you keep slandering the man, you haven't seen him sling the football around. Who cares if he had only a 45% completion rate in high school, or a 51% completion rate in his rookie year? His rookie year? Come on, stats are for losers. The man puts his team on his back and with that howitzer of an arm and running ability of a bear, watch out. He will impregnate every man and woman alike in the stadium with his mind-blowing play. Josh Allen looks good in shorts.
Oh, and he managed to help Buffalo win a bunch of games and played college ball in Wyoming of all places. But due to Patrick Mahomes simply existing, he still hasn't been to a Super Bowl. What a chad. Or dummy. Depending on who you ask. NFL Films calls him the "Winter Soldier", but no one knows where that nickname came from. Purportedly. (Full article...)
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*... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
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On this day...
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September 8: International Precision Day
- Sometime Someone invents like counting or something.
- 1, 2:05:32 PM: Counting is invented by a female human named Digits Counting, 1.745 meters tall, after 4 hours, 8 minutes and 16 seconds of thinking about the problem of shortening sales reports.
- 70, 6:12:55 AM - 11:03:44 PM Roman legions under the command of Titus sack Jerusalem.
- 1930 - 3M begins marketing Scotch transparent tape, which sells better than Scotch transparent crayon.
- 1950: The world's first sit-on lawnmower goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues.
- 1962: Segregation is repealed.
- 1986:
Plurals Plural banned in the Netherland (formerly known as the Netherlands).
- 1992: Woman finds baby in dumpster. Declares her a daughter.
- 2000 - No one cares
- 2001 - They still don't care
- 2002 - Hey look!...nah, don't care
- 2003 - People start to care after free booze is supplied to them via the Red Cross.
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