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The Internal Revenue $ervice (IRS, also known as the Infernal Robbery $ervice, Insignificant Rhethoric of Shits, or The reason I hate the US government) isn't a service at all but a side arm of the judiciary that strikes terror in those who get a dreaded audit letter. Actually, it's a bureau of the U.S. Department of the Treasury but it may as well be situated in a waterboarding room in a El Salvadorian super-prison. It is an evil organization whose purpose, according to the law that created, is to "harass, bully, intimidate, threaten, fine, imprison, and dismember American citizens who do not fork over everything they own. This includes their future salary and your vital organs. Why? For no other reason than that the IRS says so. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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*... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
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On this day...
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May 24: Collective Bra Burning Day
- 1431 - Joan of Arc's sitcom, "That's My Arc", officially cancelled. Riots ensue.
- 1830 - Mary's Lamb (of nursery rhyme fame) is the perfect ingredient for my Great-Grandmother's pot roast.
- 1917 - Protesting suffragette accidentally burns her brassiere trying to light up some citronella torches.
- 1937 - Fred Astaire declares himself to be "bigger than Jesus", angry Christians throw their radio sets in a giant fire.
- 1980 - After years of searching, archaeologist Baba Ganoush finally finds Elton John's cheese grater.
- 1998 - The Simpsons is cancelled, replaced by show with identical name, characters, and shitty writing.
- 2016 - In his final act as President, Barack Obama bans Axe Body Spray, the only bi-partisan bill he's ever managed to pass.
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