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Today's featured article New York hobos is the name given to an enigmatic, feral colony of bipedal mammals that can be found loitering about in the slums of the mighty metropolis of New York. While it is not yet definitively known how they came into existence, or the reason for their odd congregations in already densely-populated urban areas, there exists a widely-accepted theory that their demeaning lifestyle of fetid fornication and bathtub gin is at the root. As of the 2010 census, there are an estimated 37,000 New York hobos, the majority of which are of the seemingly-lower caste, distinguished by their darker complexion. New York hobos are considered to be a true omnivore, much like the common brown rat, and one will consume almost anything, but alcoholic beverages form a substantial part of its diet. A study conducted during the Reagan administration on the diets of the New York hobos came to the conclusion that the most-liked foods of New York hobos were (in order) alcohol, fast food, pizza, macaroni and cheese, rat feces, human feces, and cooked corn kernels. The study also concluded the least-liked foods were apples, raw beets, peaches, and raw celery. (Full article...) Recently featured: UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead Climate change UnBooks:Letters from the end Eritrea Archive · Vote for featured articles · Did you know... *... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you? ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you? ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you? ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you? ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?	In the news Hannity to Maddow: Nope, not listening. La la la la la. Hannity scrambles to intervew Levi Parnas (Pictured) Pansexual announces she is Liberal Democrat Black Panther director on Gilliam's Brazil: "WTF?!" Trump tweets: "impeach the pres" Trump impeached, Christmas cancelled Epstein didn't kill himself, says Kotter Democrats blame 50m for voting wrong way in 2016 Eddie Van Halen: Who's Billie Eilish? Dragnet reboot, Black Friday, debuts Friday James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead UnNews will now only write about sports Comcast moves TCM to sports package On this day... January 18: French Armed Forces Day (France) 1778 - James Cook discovers the islands of Hawaii, names them the "Sandwich Islands": Cook is later killed by Natives after he declares the Taco to be a folded sandwich. 1886 - Field hockey is invented by hyper-insecure men who feel that gliding on ice is like, "totally gay." 1919 - During the Paris Peace Conference, the French Army give themselves the "Winner-est Winners" award, for having won the most in the conflict they have won. 1943 - The Polish city of Kraków is liberated by the Red Army, the Poles are surprisingly ungrateful for some reason. 1990 - Digital Underground's Humpty Dance becomes the No.1 song in America, listeners kill themselves in droves, having heard the voice of God. 2013 - To curb certain "unfounded" stereotypes of French people, France invades Northern Mali: troops immediately go on strike due to lack of hazard pay.
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