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Johnny Positive: Well, it's been a long time coming, ever since Big Budgeted Action Movie with Tons O' Explosions has been announced I've been actively following the movie like a hawk; there is just something about the premise that attracts me. A movie about a mystical object that could grant the possessor power, a battle between good and evil, tons of CGI and awesome muscular characters, what movie hasn't done that? I've been through the trials and tribulations from the moment where the actor threatened to leave the movie if he didn't get some respect to the budgetary issues where the movie almost ran out of money and I've reached the moment which matters the most; the premiere. I was excited, I put on my T-Shirt and Hat which the movie producers graciously gave to me and I entered the theater with high expectations. Let me just say that after watching the movie, my expectations were extremely satisfied and I have a lot to tell you about this newfound movie classic. (Full article...)

Did you know...

*... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ... that the Canadian government plans to convert the entire city of Vancouver into a giant marijuana farm by 2050?
  • ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ... that the Canadian government plans to convert the entire city of Vancouver into a giant marijuana farm by 2050?
  • ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?

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Upcoming deaths: DEIR. Kelly • Iran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account after incoming lawsuits • The flowers you bring Alan BergmanBryan Kohberger, at the hands of his fellow inmates • Chicago Bears' regular season • MSNBCROBLOXCracker BarrelLil Nas X

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE BLOODY CANADIANS!

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