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The Buffalo Bills are a "professional" football "team". Their home is in Buffalo, New York. They are widely regarded as one of the most successful NFL franchises to exist ever. Their only championships where in 1964 and 1965 when they won two AFL titles. However, the Bills have not won any championships since the AFL–NFL merger, a move that many now consider "a huge fuck up". They were owned by a 93-year-old zombie man who refused to die named Ralph Wilson. In 2014 Wilson finally kicked the bucket, fucking zombie! Buffalo Sabres owner, oil fracker, and resident idiot Terry Pegula bought the team.
The Buffalo Bills are named after Buffalo Bill, a friendly man who lived in the woods all by himself. He would have guests over frequently where they would stay in a well he constructed in his home. They would stay for several days putting lotion on their skin. Bill then proceeded to skin them alive and wear their skin. The founders of the Bills felt this sort of behavior was admirable.(Full article...)
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- ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)
- ... that Uncyclopedia admins are such lazy bums, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
- ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
- ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
- ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
- ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
- ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)
- ... that Uncyclopedia admins are such lazy bums, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
- ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
- ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
- ... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?
- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
- ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
- ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
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