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Today's featured article may overheat your computer if you try to see it TEL AVIV, my love, TEL AVIV! Look around at the many attractive homosexual guys, friendly waving at you and fantasizing about sodomizing your black ass at night. And God bless TEL AVIV. Tel Aviv is the self-proclaimed "the city that never sleeps" of Israel, and the United Nations-proclaimed capital of Israel. Just like the state of Palestine, which doesn't really want to be a state, the residents of Tel Aviv don't really want to be the capital city. They just know that if they ever become the capital city, they would be required to host the parliament. Since they hate politics, the residents of Tel Aviv (and the Palestinian people) prefer to be just a regular city that hosts the Eurovision now and then. That way, the Palestinians won't have to manufacture their own electricity or work places, and come to work in Tel Aviv like always. But then the 9/11 of Israel happened, and no Palestinians are allowed in Israel anymore. They just shut down a big fancy restaurant for hiring illegal Palestinians yesterday. So now all the world is declaring that Palestine is a state, but they would never give them any electricity or work places. They still need Israel for that. And Jerusalem will continue to host the parliament of Israel and the Republican crusades. (Full article...) Recently featured: You can wait for your favorite articles to be featured. Download article feed plugin for Google Desktop Selected anniversaries
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Writer and Noob of the Month Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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