User:Sankaritar

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This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
 
This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.
 
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This user has been blocked
456 times.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bullsh!t whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers .
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English.
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Thith uther thpeakth Fight with a really thexy lithp.
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This f****r speaks Furry heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki speakers .
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This user likes to smoke cannabis.
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This user does not understand Simple English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user is a pedophile
As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.
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This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.
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This user does not speak Random Humour and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Random Humour speakers.
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This user got an F in SQL and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user only speaks 中文 enough to seduce native 中文 speakers .
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user has written 112 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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This user is a userbox novice.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!
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This user believes everything they read.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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This user edits Grueslayer.
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This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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This user is a n00b.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


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"This site is so much better than Wikipedia, you can, like, edit it."


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This User is too Damn Sexy!

If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship them, or spontaneously combust from a libido overload.



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Megaman Approves of This Article

For some reason, Megaman approves of this article. Maybe it's an article that shows how stupid Metools are. Maybe it's on virus busting, or on how cool he is. Whatever the reason, he likes this article, and you should not defy him by not reading it, as it's a bad idea to defy the wishes of someone with a gun on his arm. Unless you're Chuck Norris.


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The author will finish it later.

Health Warning:  Putting this template on a page consisting of a few lines or worse will not save you and may actually get you banned. This page will be re-checked on 18 June 2021

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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The World's Tiniest String Quartet.

Shown under an electron microscope. Scale is 100 pixels per Ångstrom. They are playing My Heart Bleeds for You.


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This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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