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All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
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This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
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Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
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This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language. |
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This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers. |
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English. |
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This fucker speaks Furry heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki speakers. |
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This user likes to smoke ganja. |
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As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to. |
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This user got an F in SQL and likes their native language better (if they have one). |
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This user only speaks 中文 enough to seduce native 中文 speakers. |
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci sequence and anything to do with it. |
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This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. |
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This user is a userbox novice. |
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This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. |
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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage! |
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This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site. |
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You can help by paying for their
Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to
play with.
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time. |
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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay. |
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. |
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"uncyclopedia is gay and extremely unfunny, thus becoming noteworthy."
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This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and
worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head. |
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is). |
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
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