User:DaMoleKing

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is Canadian …and actually admits to it! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

“The King is wiser than us all!”

~ Oscar Wilde on DaMoleKing

“Psssht! Big Deal!”

~ Borat on DaMoleKing

“In Soviet Russia, Awesome is DaMoleKing!”

~ Russian Reversal on DaMoleKing

Sir Zach da Mole King, Born December 2, 1863, is an awesome, sexy individual who invented win. He is known to change genders, which is not unusual because many awesome people, including awesome itself are known to have an opposite gender. DaMoleKing has explored the world, and has discovered many places unknown to man prior to his discovery like YouTube, deviantART and Uncyclopedia. In 2012 he conquered Viacom, which not only saved the world from ending on the 21st of December that year, but has made him invincible. Encyclopedia Dramatica describes him as a stupid retarded over-rated wanna-be. However, Encyclopedia Dramatica is gay the main cause of AIDS wrong, for DaMoleKing is pure win and does not give a shit about the thoughts of nerds who crack off over furry sex Encyclopedia Dramatica.

DaMoleKing Facts

• He has no gender
• He is immortal
• He is the only known person that can defeat Chuck Norris
• In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is the only known person to defeat DaMoleKing!
• He eats Grues
• Contrary to popular belief, DaMoleKing does not Masturbate. In fact, he has never heard of Masturbation.
• He can play the Pipe Organ better than Ganondorf.
• DaMoleKing invented win, but Oscar Wilde stole his idea and got the patent.
• Windows 7 was his idea!
• Even the two look alike, DaMoleKing is not to be confused with Justin Beiber.
• He is not God, however he aspires to him.
• He is related to Chuck Norris

Canada, eh? Places: Alaska • Aquadia • Atlantis • British California • Cape Breton • Delta • Deadmonton • Florida • Manisnowba • Some Parts of Michigan • Montreal • Nouveau Brunswick • New Scotland • Northworst Territories • Celine Dion • NunavOOt • Ontariariario • Ottawa • Prince Edward Island • Québec and the City • Regina • St. Pierre and Miquelon • Sasquatchewan • Sasquatchatoon • Saudi Oilberta • Surrey • Toronto • Vancouver • The Territory of Yukon Territory Culture: Air Canada • CBC • Canadian Bacon • beer • Cougars • Killer moose • Caribou • Colour • FLQ • Hockey • Silly football • Ice bowling • Poutine • Ram Ranch • Sheep made out of snow • Studebaker Lark • Timmies • My sojourn • People who, like, live in igloos eh? • Canadians: A Retrospective People: Alanis • Avril • Bieber • Bigfoot • Caillou • Deadpool • Drake • Kris Wu • Jack Black • Mickey Mouse • Rodney McKay • Rush • Peter North • Scott Pilgrim • Someone you may have heard of, only for a couple of years • The Weeknd • Van Buren • Vic Toews Politics: A Day in the Life of the Prime Minister • Conservative Party of Canada • Conservative Reform Alliance Party • Liberal Party of Canada • New Democratic Party • Communist Party of Canada • Canadian Elections • Canadian Constitutional Law • Canada-US relations • We stand on guard for thee Prime Ministers: Abbott • Borden • Campbell • Chrétien • Clark • Diefenbaker • Harper • King • Laurier • Martin • Meighen • Mulroney • Pearson • Thompson • P. Trudeau

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