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Mordillo finish audio for caveman piece. Audacity crash. Audio lost. Mordillo smash! ~ 18:10, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

MO sad. MO think Mord should save as Mord go, rather than all at once. MO smart. It say so on coffee mug. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:22, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo thinks coffee mud should be changed to coffee dung. Old fashioned. Retro is fashionable. Mordillo now record again. Be smart. Save as go. ~ 18:25, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Soon Mord invent fire, if this keep up. MO see Mord running place, sitting in big office, as boss of company. "Mord real go-get." I say to coworker at coffee break. He say I not work here. I smash. (I'm glad I didn't write the whole page in that style, brain hurt now) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:31, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Fine job. Mordillo earn Foolitzer. Words hard. Sound, more hard. MO have question. Why two parts? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:41, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Big file, server defunct, need split, make job harder. Mordillo needs vacation. ~ 12:12, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

By the by, any creative criticism is welcomed for future projects. ~ 13:02, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Criticism? I've got nothing to criticize. If you made crap, I'd say "Be less bad", but your audios are the bestest. Give yourself a hug. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:20, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Mah Nà Mah Nà

Doo doo doo-doo doo! Mah-Nàmah-nàmah-nàmah, Neeliuh Nuh! Myah!

In other words, I've been spending far more time than is healthy watching that clip over and over again and transcribing it. The results are on your page. At this point I really don't mind if you want to use any of it - it was a good excuse to watch that clip over and over until the words lost even more meaning than they already didn't have. I can also sing a lot of the scat off by heart now. This makes me happy. So yes - whatever you end up doing with it, have a listen when you regain your computer. If you listen about five times the pink things start to stare out of the screen at you instead of Piero (who will forever be named that in my head now!). -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:33, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Now I can do whateveritis that people do with pages. Hurrah!

Piero is a good name for that space-caveman, um, thing. The Snowths continue to freak me out a bit. Also, I wasn't kidding way back when, when I said that I had that song stuck in my head for four years. My friend Mister Boffo, an invisible pink trombone-playing monkey, tells me that it drove me quite mad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:10, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

WWJD?

I think the current page should be just short enough so that the proles will manage to be able to read the whole thing without losing their attention span and going on to edit the article on George Dubya Bush. Congratulations. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 03:38, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, though you could have written that on your talkpage (and should've, so that conversations don't get all chopped up and confusing). Now, if you don't mind, it's time for me to go edit the article on George Dubya Bush. I'm gonna put in the text that he invented something and that he started a band. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:41, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ!

Modusoperandi/archive4

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

No problem. I like pages. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:18, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:37, Aug 19, 2007

It saved my life. Well, no saved, really. More like it stole some time that I can't get back. It's all good. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:47, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Thankie!

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thanks for the vote, and enjoy the funeral. Try not to giggle, though. It'll upset the grass. --THE 21:51, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

I'll be sure to dress up for the occasion. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:16, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

this

I took care of this by removing the RIP tag. thanks for bringing it to my attention.. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 09:46, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, that's one solution, I guess. Personally, I'd have knit it a nice cozy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:05, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

How is your chopping queue these days?

/me rolls eyes dramatically ~ 22:46, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

I've got my computer back, and access to the internets. What do you need? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:58, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Wooohooo!!! Well, I'm working on this (just realized I misspelled it as well....) and I need the obvious "nice frothy cappuccinno" vending version with the "truthful brown muck" "sewage residue coffee" etc. Also, if you can make a coffee version of the splotch you got at the HowTo:remove your own head with a chainsaw it could be vunderba. ~ 08:50, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Truthful Vending Hot Coffee: now with 20% more housefly.

I'll give it a go but can't guarantee success, as my graphics program sucks at text. I'll hit it in between bouts of Overlord (cool game, by the way, although the first third is better than what follows). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:07, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Was this what you had in mind? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:50, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

"Trout? I'm quite sure that I pressed the button for 'Rat'."

That's bloody horrible! I mean, good chopping, horrible picture...It wasn't really what I imagined but I can surly use such a horrible picture...How about the vending machines themselves? Do you have time for that? ~ 07:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Give me time...the new Dune book is out. Also, I'm such a nerd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:23, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

There's a new Dune book?!?! ~ 09:34, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Hunters O' Dune is out in paperback. I'm waiting for the last in the series, Dunes of Dune, to be released in softcover before I get it (next summer, probably). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:39, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm ashamed to say, the last one I read was Battle of Corin. I didn't know they had another trilogy....~ 09:45, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Now with the number for Poison Control right on the cabinet!

This one is only a twology. This means, in effect, that there aren't three of them, which, simply put, means that I won't have to wait for three years for three books. Instead, I only have to wait two years for two books. Simple! I've been waiting for a Dune book that's better than Dune...I'm still waiting. Only another year to go until the last one comes out in paperback (and the mild disappointment that inevitably follows). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:09, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that I'm leading you astray. Again, it's not what you asked for. It does, however, have a monkey: comedy gold. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:29, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

There. I made you an actual coffee machine. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:08, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

OH...that is some frothy quality chopping! ~ 21:11, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

I redid the face of the coffee machine. That curve was bugging me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:50, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

YOU SIR, IS THE BESTEST SO SAY WE ALL so say we all

~ 09:07, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

No problem. If there's one thing I do, it's stuff. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:16, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Let's Eat!

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

~ 12:51, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Jewish cuisine is the bestest. I'm somewhat of an expert in these matters, having never had it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:55, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Over five thousands years of kvetching. Trust me, it's divine. ~ 13:01, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Ah, divine kvetching. Like Moses on Sinai. "*Grumble*. It's so hot. There's a pebble in my sandal. I'd bend over to take it out, but my back! Oy oy oy. My mother wanted me to be a doctor, but noooo, I had to be a prophet! I could be golfing right now, instead of sitting here listening to this guy. I spend all this time trying to get my people to follow one god...they've got no sense...they're probably worshipping El by now. Oy." Etc. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:13, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:30, Aug 29, 2007

It reminded me of the time that I was trapped on a desert island. Well, a dessert island, really. During the summer, its ice cream volcano would go all melty. By the time I was rescued I weighed almost eight hundred pounds. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:46, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

<<insert random title here>>

I don't know why I credited you with making me that cool template:

maybe I'm secretly envious of your user page. In either case, thanks for pointing that mistake out, and for the love of all Satans please do an UnNews audio occasionally. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 05:35, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

No biggie. I'll do an audio or two if I can but, unless I "see" the authour's "vision" of the page, the audio just ends up as me speaking (rather than speaking in a silly voice). This tends to suck. In any event an audio is probably better than good audio, so I'll try. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:07, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Don't Stop

Supergrass

This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

---

Hey look! It's anouther award for you, darling. Except this one comes with a side of bacon. -- The Zombiebaron 15:41, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Hurrah! I'd like to thank the James Cameron for his vision, the guy who wrote Bolero for helping me to get laid, and, of course, Bill Cosby for writing the screenplay. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:47, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey, you

I changed the Dora the Explorer picture somewhat drastically from your last post at the Reefer Desk. More than likely you're just doing something of worth and unable to post here, but in case you just abandoned the review, consider going back to it. I've gotten feedback from ZB in the IRC but I'd like sommore. Thank you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:18, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

It's better. Sorry, I can be awfully verbose sometimes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:24, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

/me finally finishes MO's exhaustive review. Thanks. No, seriously, thanks. And that's really all I have to say about the image. I think I'll put that Reefer Desk graduate template on the image. Unless that's only for featured images.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:26, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

RDG is for featured pics. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:29, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Bah. This can't get featured. Shame, too, I worked hard on it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:34, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

...Work?...Hard?... These words confuse me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:42, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm sure my bout will pass. Hard work is hard.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:46, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

An A.S.B.O. ...

...is an Anti Social Behaviour Order. They give it to wannabe gangtas who mug people, and smash things in the UK. And it's about them! Thanks for listening and enjoying it! sleepygamer 22:34, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Ah. I really should pay more attention. I won't, but I should. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:42, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Don't ask me about paying attention. Unless it's a guitar, a game, or a girl, it won't sustain my interest for ver- OMG A BIRDIE! sleepygamer 03:05, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

What? You're still here? Hey! Birdie! Wooo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:11, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

I think a new cartoon is in order

Something with the Inflatable Jew behind bars . ~ 08:12, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Are you going to write the story behind it, or do you want a standalone cartoon? Either way, what caption would be appropriate? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:15, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Goodbye Uncyclopedia, it was fun while it lasted? ~ 08:17, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm on it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:21, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I found suitable pics. I'll chop it when I get a chance. Unless you want a cartoon. Oo! How about a LOLjew! I'm too groggy to think of a good LOLjew caption, so put your mind to it, if that's what you want. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:24, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

"Me in your site, smiting your Jews?". I wasn't really meaning for you to make one, although It'll probably be grand. Just meant to share my sad fate :) ~ 08:29, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Did you spend your timeout giving yourself prison tattoos and getting sodomized? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:39, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Affirmative on both! I also have a nude picture of you hanging on the wall of my cell *nodge nodge wink wink*. ~ 08:42, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

The one where I'm holding the license plate? Ah, good times. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:55, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I've got it! I hope it works (it currently appears to be complicated...I'll figure it out). I should warn you, it's the worst pun ever (even worse than De Gaulle with kaleidoscope eyes. Yes, it's gonna be bad). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:40, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Crap! It's not working. *Sigh*. I'll come back to it, I guess. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:29, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

A whoring I go go....

Hi Handsome,

I'm here to whore my article on VFH: HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum. It imaginative, its honest, and its winning will cause my breasts to fall out of my blouse, and for me to look at them, and then you and say however did these perfectly formed orbs ever appear and can you help me figure out why they give me an ooooh so pleasurable tingle? Or I can give you a basket job for $10. Your choice. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:50, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh, jeez. You're not going to like this... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Are you rejecting me? I am crushed! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:05, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Darling, you know I love you. I love your writing, too. It's just that HowTos are my least favourite niche in Uncyc. I've voted for very few and against very many. I'm in a good mood, as I pooped, so my vote is abstain. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:11, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Ok, a poop is as good as a vote. Did you wash your hands and flush? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:17, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

TMI! ~ 13:22, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

It's not too much information. This is a health issue. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:25, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Of course. "Bum hands" are gross! I wash my hands if I even think about touching my bottom. I wash my hands a lot. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:25, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

You should. The filthiest part of your body* is your little finger and the outside edge of your hand, and we what that comes in contact with. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:55, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

* and I just know that you were thinking of something in the transisitive sense. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:55, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

In the transitive sense, no part of the human body is dirty. It's a beautiful thing, all over. Granted, I'm a hippy, rather than an up-tight WASP, but...it's all right there, man. Did you ever look up at the night sky and think "Wow, I wonder if they have drive thrus up there." "Transitive sense" is "stoned", right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:47, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

A genteel thanking.

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. This is good, I hope! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:18, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Are you sure that was me? I'm pretty sure that I am for that sort of thing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:22, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

RE:A tale of two siggies

Hey there; thanks for the advice slash fixing et cetera. I do see what you mean about the siggie.

<3 .talk.work.?pedia.$A_{ward}^{waits}$ {weeps at the smallness} ;)

No biggie. We're all on the same team. This does have the unfortunate effect of making sports day really boring. C'est la vie. Also, it's best to reply to a message on your talkpage on your talkpage. This prevents conversations from becoming cut up and confusing. Instead, they'll just be confusing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:46, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Eventually...

“Eventually, it will be on all the pages.”

~ Modusoperandi on this picture

Just helping you out one page at a time... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:47, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

The tubes of the internet will soon be clogged with this guy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:40, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

fix? fix!

Thank you very much for the sig thing. I have much to learn about sigs... and their things... --  Le Cejak • <-> 02:00, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Just remember that you need to </moop> whenever you <moop> earlier. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:20, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

You're cool.

	Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

Yes you are. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:03, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

I can haz templait? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:32, 1, Oct 2007 02:32, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

You know, lolcats is not a way to stop being a nerd. You obviously didn't read the article.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:35, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

I fallz off wagin... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:58, 1, Oct 2007 02:58, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

UnNewsAudio

Good to hear another of you audios! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:18, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. You've probably noticed that I don't do a lot of audios. You may have also noticed that, of my small cadre of audios, the ones that aren't in character don't really add anything to the story...this is why I don't do very many.

Soviet Russian story with Soviet Russian audio..."Entertainment News" story with audio by an "entertainment news"-style talking head...North Korean story with audio where people have every accent except Korean...all funny.

Me talking like myself about something? Not funny.

As long as people enjoy the good ones, I'm happy. If you're happy too, even better. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:50, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

The Schmoe Strikes Again!

Everyone's (by which I mean your, SbU's, and mine, if I've counted correctly) favorite schmoe has now infiltrated the mainspace. Things are progressing well. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 09:47, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Harumph! Does UnNews not count as mainspace? I found the pic and wrote a UnNews story around (although I may have put the pic in a forum before the story was released into mainspace). Also, moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:59, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I thought UnNews was considered UnNewsspace, but I am usually wrong about these things. Still, do not let my ignorance hinder this glorious revolution; one day this pic will be as old and tired as Chuck Norris jokes. My toes wiggle in anticipation of the meme-spreading. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 10:11, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

If possible, I'd prefer that it remained a low level infection. Fullblown memes eventually result in backlash. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:14, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

True. That guy looks like he might have a delicate back, and a backlash would be the last thing he needs. I've managed to restrain myself and used it only once on another website. The response was encouraging. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 10:19, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm glad that something which I was in no way involved in creating has had such an impact. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:36, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Jesus Almighty!

I rocks. I does! Wooo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:19, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Wooo, indeed. -RAHB 23:44, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I'd make a LOLmo to commemorate the occasion, but there's is a beer in my fridge and it's calling me. "What's that, beer? You want me to drink you? Oh, dear beer. You fill that place, deep down inside me, where there is no beer." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:29, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

You totally stole that from The Simpsons! And it's impossible to prove, unless I sift through all the quotes....damn.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:23, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow, you'd be the worst lawyer ever. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:45, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:02, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

May you have many more. First articles, I mean. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:26, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Kudos...

...on the kudos on my talk page. It's like gratitude, but with words. (( Hey wait a second.... ))

Think I should tell Famine? Or let him figure it out on his own? Conniving 00:41, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

As long as the page is better, Famine will be happy. His mouth will go up at the corners and everything. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:52, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

UnNewsAudio

What's the deal with this? Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:36, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh. I uploaded a new version and put the old one on QVFD (with instructions to only delete the old version). Madmax huffed it entirely, so I went on IRC and got Zombiebaron to de-huff it. It looks like Tom mayfair has rehuffed it...can you get on IRC and cuss him out? Then please get someone to dehuff it (I don't have access to IRC or the actual audio at the moment...) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:42, 7 October 2007 (UTC) Done! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:26, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

I dressed down Thomas on his talkpage. Then I undressed him, but that's another story. One that isn't true, incidentally. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:47, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

A poor attempt at whoring

Ah Modus, my good fellow, such a pleasure to be here. And such fine decoration you have. Ahem. Aside from that, I thought I'd have a go at this "whoring" that seems so popular. I'm not doing a very good job at it, to be honest. I'm probably too polite. But anyway, I'm hoping that you'll think I've done a decent job with my article Shopping list, and will be moved to vote for it. That's about it really, tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:44, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

/me yawns, rubs eyes. Whabedab adab? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:07, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Gandhi UnNews

I just wanted to let you know that the faux-Indian accent was absolutely brilliant. I was laughing silently (because I couldn't laugh out loud...long story), and I think it does the article justice. And I say that in the least asinine way possible.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:36, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

No biggie. Sometimes, even though I'm not in the mood for pee reviews (or, indeed writing my own stuff), the muse is still kind. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:00, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

As long as the page tickled you enough to bring out one of your many multiple personalities, I'm cool.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:01, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

They're only here until the page is done. That's how the muse works. She doesn't make me do them well, she just sticks 'em in my head, then steals them away. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:45, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Those bloody Irish

Say, Modus, you get any ideas of better formatting this? ~ 18:33, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

With the text/pics ratio skewed so heavily toward the pics, it'll be tough to make it pretty no matter what you do. Try putting all of the pics on one side, with the text on the other. If that doesn't look right, use bigger words. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:48, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Tried it, it looks even worse because the picture overlap....Any other remarks about it? ~ 19:05, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm thinking Greek. Doric columns, togas, people with beards. Y'know...Greek.

There are always tables, a la this. Alternately, you could ask someone who know what they're doing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:21, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Stop with the modesty, it doesn't become you. Purple! Now that is more your style...It actually looks good, thanks! ~ 21:50, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and many thanks for the WotM nomination...~ 21:56, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

You don't stand a chance, by the way. C'mon, buddy...pull up a stool and I'll buy you a beer. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:05, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

And here I was, waiting for a miracle *sob* ~ 06:29, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

There's always next month. Or the month after. Or the month after that. The great part about time is that there's always more of it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:05, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

As long as I get free beer....Did I tell you that my home pub used to serve Labatt Ice up until a few years ago? It's pretty good...~ 13:29, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm drooling a little. Well, more than usual. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:02, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Let me call Ceridwyn, she strikes me as someone that always hold a hanky close by. ~ 18:49, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Yes, but it's a LOLhanky. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:29, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Actually I do happen to carry a hanky around. What are you saying Mord?! /wipes the drool off MO's chin. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:46, 14 October 2007

Only that you're prepared for all! ~ 20:49, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Awww XD I'm going to take that as a compliment! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:50, 14 October 2007

*Sniff*. You two make a cute couple. Mazel tov! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:47, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!1111111111

Thanks for the vote. Enjoy your oil. --THE 12:12, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Mmmm...10W30. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:25, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

And it's carbonated. The last remaining drops of an Alaskan reservoir of carbonated oil. --THE 12:27, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

I prefer a nice imported synthetic myself, but this quasi-domestic isn't bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:17, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Get out of Jail

I was wondering why you voted against this on VFH. You said on the voting page "not enough middle and too much end". The end was pretty short, with only a couple sentences, and the middle was pretty lenghtly, with a few paragraphs, so I was was wondering why voted against it based on those reasons--Sir Manforman 21:34, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

The intro is brilliant. The middle (the "methods" section) doesn't really flesh out the individual methods all that much, which is a letdown after the intro. "Communication" should be in the Methods section, but it's not...then it just sputters to a close (you can do better than a "your mom". You can!). It might work better as Intro, Preparation (with bits like weightlifting, shiv making, not dropping the soap, etc.), Methods, Freedom, but that's just IMO. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:41, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

If I were to organize the article with headers and strengthen the conclusion, would you change your vote?--Sir Manforman 21:46, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I dunno. Maybe? It's not about me. The question should be, if you made the page better, would you be happy, Manforman? If you're just here for huzzahs from your peers and parades in your honour you'll only end up disappointed. The best stuff appears on the page when you aren't thinking about what other people think. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:54, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm satisfied with it as is, and I wouldn't be making myself happier by improving it. It will probably be featured anyways, regardless of your against vote, since it has a score of 15 and a health score 150%. --Sir Manforman 23:07, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

/me clicks "remove" because I he can.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:40, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

This fails to explain, Mister Manforman, just exactly why you thought it was okay to use the last of the toilet paper and not change the roll! A pox on you! Pox! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:34, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

	The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:28, Oct 19

*Bang!* What? *Bang! Bang!* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:15, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

For that LOLcats Bible thingamajig. I must translate the Ten Plagues, I simply must.

An tehn, Ceiling Cat wuz all "ur teh badz" an maekd teh river turnz two blud.  Mosez wuz liek "u se?  u se wut happinz wen u make teh 
Ceiling Cat madz?  Stop bein so badz.

Eh...I'll work on it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:41, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that Ceridwyn is behind it somehow. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:42, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm no Ceridwyn with LOLcats, that's for sure. For example, note how I noobishly capitalize the LOL. Then note the utter crappiness of the line I just proposed. Then stop caring.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:59, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

You're still here? /me gets broom Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:01, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Awww MO when will you admit you miss me? :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:54, 20 October 2007

Oh, Ceridwyn. /me blushes. Sorry, I've got this Ljlego problem. I think they're breeding behind the fridge. You know Ljlegos; once they find a place to nest... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:01, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Perchance, dear sir, could I interest you in voting for my article?

MY FELLOW AMERICAN, the time has come! TOO LONG have America-related articles LANGUISHED in mediocrity! JOIN WITH ME, and TOGETHER we shall see AMERICANS step forth into a GOLDEN FUTURE! VOTE for American (species)!

Unless, of course, you're British. But I'll take my chances on that.

This advertisement was paid for by the Uncyclopedian Society for a More Evolved American, which is in no way associated with the Association of Uncyclopedians Who Are Shameless Vote Whores.

--_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 19:26, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Um...you've got it all wrong. To whore, you're supposed to go on IRC and say "Gee, look at this thing.", then post a link. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:12, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

So, unless I whore on IRC, even if I go through the entire active user list one by one asking for votes (as I'm tempted to do), it doesn't count as whoring? Awesome! I can be a whore without the risk of anyone calling me one! --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 23:30, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

It's all whoring. This is just...dirtier...than the IRC kind. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:38, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I myself favor an earthy approach to things. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 23:48, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I don't know if this is coming through, but whoring is bad. I try to avoid it, myself. I don't always succeed, but not-whoring is a worthy goal. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:52, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

So is that why you didn't vote. If you'd have told me that beforehand, I'd of known not to do it. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 00:24, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Two things. A) Modus has his own voting ways, regardless of whoration or other things of that nature. 1) You're lucky, with all this talk page soliciting, that you haven't gotten a few spite-againsts, and 2) This kind of whoring is generally dangerous and seems desperate to people with weaker constitutions.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)

Plus, it's stuff like this that made Todd Lyons leave. That makes me sad (sadder that it's partly my fault). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:39, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry. I'll stop. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 01:08, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Speaking honestly and truthfully, this is the first time I've ever felt ashamed on the internet. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 01:12, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Liberating, innit? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:19, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Re: Forum:An Open Letter to Uncyclopedia

SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! --  Le Cejak • <-> 23:53, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm not gonna kill you. Just try to act like an adult about things. Be mature (pronounce it MAH-toor). Get a velvet jacket. Maybe a pipe. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:01, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

1. So you're saying I shouldn't 've vandalized his user page just because he's a gay basher?
2. Velvet? Jesus, can I get one made out of a cheaper material... such as cardboard?

--  Le Cejak • <-> 00:06, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

How does vandalizing his userpage help? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:23, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, but you don't hate me do you?   Le Cejak • <-> 00:30, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Are you the guy who ran into my car, then drove away? No? Then I don't hate you. Why would I? (My favourite emotion is dance! /me does a little dance.) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:53, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

You made the right choice...

Thanks for voting for me! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:14, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, the choice was obvious. Then I picked you, for some reason. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:30, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

A bittersweet victory

Our once-favorite schmoe has made it to front page status. Once, this would have been cause for great rejoicing and general happy frolicking and gamboling about. Instead, I brought a bottle of pre-flattened champagne, in recognition of the fact that he is one of the things which make America so insufferable these days. Will SbU be joining us? --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 21:15, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

If she doesn't show up, we'll split her share. To uploading things here without first checking their identities...salut! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:49, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

You think perhaps

It's time to place Drama for UgotM again? ~ 22:42, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

No. I'm hoping the jackassery and asshattery will settle down. Kids these days. When I was a lad, we'd got to Crimea to burn off the bloom of reckless youth. Ah, good times. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:16, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

You went all the way from Saskatchewan to Crimea for a simple burn at the stake? I'm impressed! ~ 06:22, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

It was either that, or stay in Saskatoon. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:30, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

~

*lick* —Braydie 23:05, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Um, thanks? Still, I'd prefer that you simply tell me when I have chocolate on my face. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:50, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Face? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

This page is rated G. The R version only plays after 10pm. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:52, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

<3 —Braydie 18:59, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

You two are getting way too gay for me here... If anyone needs me, I'll be hanging out over in Lesbo. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:10, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Bring back some baby oil. We're down to our last gallon here. Warm it up a bit, if you don't mind. And some blank videotape, too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:09, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

We're gonna need a camera too.. Or we could just get someone to watch, scar them for life and get them to pour their memories out onto a piece of paper. The bloody mess on the paper will be very close resemblance to what actually happened. —Braydie 03:15, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

The only thing they have in Lesbo is olive oil, so that'll have to do. But shhhhh! I'm supposed to be having a life right now! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:19, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey

I think I love you. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:27, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

I am quite lovable. It's true. /me bats eyes Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:09, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, well, that and I'm a sucker for both beatles songs and crazy old-timey pictures =) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:11, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Yay! You're the second person to catch the Beatles reference. I thought I'd gone mad. Mad! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:16, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Jebus.

That picture at the top freaks me the hell out. --Andorin Kato 07:14, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Really! Iliked it so much, I sporked it to my desktop! Maybe gonna make a little icon out of it! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

You mean like this? --Andorin Kato 07:32, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

I think Zana meant more like this: It makes me want to put me into my pocket and keep me safe forever and ever. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:51, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh I want to do that too!! XD Pocket-MO would be just squee-ful! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:16, 11 November 2007

Indeed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:20, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Me as an icon? Freaky. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:29, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Harumph. I knew I should've gone with my initial instinct: clothing-free. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:29, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

I don't suppose you practice PSD sharing on here... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:01, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

PSD? The Photoshop format? No, I save all my pics in the proprietary and controversial . format. Nothing after the dot. Just dot. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:45, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Say

Is it me or did you not write anything for a while now? Me getting worried. ~ 14:21, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I have, sort of (although the last few haven't been all that great). Life is in the way, again. That's what I'm blaming. Life, pshaw! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:58, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Are you back in the leaking basement with your roommate's 386 again?! ~ 15:28, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Thankfully, no. Just life in general (new schedule at work, blown heater hose/cracked radiator in car, parents moving, etc). Y'know...life. The muse will return eventually to mess up the place. Sophia is like that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:48, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Bless her! ~ 15:53, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

If you're looking for work...

This upcoming UnNews and this UnScript could use audio, if you like. I, meanwhile, will be in the corner eating this tasty cake. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:00, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Consider the Unnews done. As for the unscripts, it's a lot of work which, unfortunately, I can't spare at the moment. Last time I did it it was HowTo:Cook While Drunk. Took me ages....~ 16:14, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I would've done it myself but haven't, for the same reason. Plus this cake isn't gonna eat itself. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:19, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Some cakes do. ~ 16:48, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Not this one! I've been stalking it for days, biding my time and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. It just sat there looking delicious. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Is that a black forest one? ~ 20:54, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Chocolate truffle. It's nearly gone, now. Gone to a better place. /me pats belly Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah yes, I have not forgot about it, just got busy with some...how do you call that? Ah! Real world issues! I hope to finish it shortly. Got some nice script all prepared for it. ~ 21:08, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

No problem. I would've given you more warning, but I thought it was releasing a week later than it did. My bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:36, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Done. Muchos sorry about the delay. We offer our customers compensation in the form of a small dead mouse or a pint of stale milk. ~ 11:48, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Congrats. Your audio is floating around in ECHELON now. Maybe we'll get adjoining cells in Gitmo! I'll write up UnNews stories, like UnNews:Mordillo converts to Wahabist Islam, on rolls of toilet paper, and you can do the Arabic audio. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:04, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

I'll have one distinct advantage on you, I speak Arabic. Well, enough to get along. I am, however, a Zionist oppressor. Well, maybe we should just both escape across the Canadian border before things get too hot...~ 18:36, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

I already did. I thought you were right behind me! To fit in, I apologize and say "eh" a lot, eh? Well, I'll see you after you get out. I'll send you a cake. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:51, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Hell...

...someone else knows who Klaus Nomi was. Thought I was the only one! RabbiTechno 11:23, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I'm full of culture. Also, I should probably point out that I only know about Klaus because of a cartoon. A cartoon that's full of culture. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:52, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Trick or treat!

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thank'ee! --THE 20:06, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Speaking of Halloween.../me holds up trick or treat bag...*ahem* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:03, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh Noes!

Sorry, I noob, I forgot change the score XD. --Dark delegation 00:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

...and you forgot to put a header here. Pesky noobs. When I was a lad we'd get a whuppin' if we forgot to change the score. Of course, that was during the war; we needed all the points we could get to defeat the Alli...Axis. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:00, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

I really want to kill someone

I was 5 minutes away from finishing a piece, all written in rhymes for the love off....and I accidentally shut the tab I was working on...../me looking to kill someone. Probably me. ~ 11:43, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh. Remember SESOD (Save early, save often, dumbass). I live my life by it. Especially the "dumbass". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:46, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

ARGHGHGHSHGHSGHSHESHGSHE </sounds of utter frustration> ~ 11:48, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Indeed. Go for a walk, pet a dog, make some tea. Then sit down and start again. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:50, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

There. Problem is, I can never say what was better, the original or the second version. ~ 15:05, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Just like the book of Mormon. Congrats, you're a prophet! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:03, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Does this mean I can dress in a bizarre manner and eat food which is not kosher? ~ 16:08, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Plus you get magic, temple-only underwear! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:57, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Speaking of underpants, what do you think about the font choice? Is it clear enough? ~ 20:33, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Clear enough. Why? <stereotypical old Jew-slash-grandfather>Stop kvetching! You're gonna give yourself an ulcer! Oy, you kids these days, with your text and your interwebs...when I was a boy, we didn't have these computing things, we had World War II. Sure, we lost a few to the Nazis, but it was all in good fun...and we were happy, damn it!</stereotypical old Jew-slash-grandfather> Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:31, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

I should warn you that my grandmother is a short tough Polak who will not hesitate to smack you silly! ~ 22:42, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

And I should warn you that thanks to that I'm more than a little turned on right now. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:50, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

MODUSOPERATIONDI!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 18:12, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

• btw, I kinda used your userpage idea... User talk:Sliferjam so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:47, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

/me looks around. I've been here, pretty much, why? I came in to use the telephone, and they won't let me leave. I'm hoping that my userpage pic becomes the Ghaele-style sig of user talkpages. Then ????. Then profit! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:31, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

what....the.....hell....You aren't coming back to SpySpace, are you!! Farkin' blacklisted, you are. Nope, nope, it's no good. Bleepin goats. 69.225.80.28 22:41, 18 November 2007 (UTC)Spy

I have no idea what you're talking about. Seriously, everything you just said went right over my head. I'm in the dark, here...in the dark! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:06, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

lolsloth!

I know you'll appreciate this! <3 ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:22, 20 November 2007

Awwww. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:00, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Fischer Price

How'd you end up liking it? Did you finish reading it? Why am I asking so many questions?!?!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:24, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Two words: hated it. Words unrelated to the page, thankfully. Two other words: not bad, although I've never read Ludlum, as I read at more of a Curious George level, and not one of them smart Curious George books, neither, where he's all curious about calculus or messing around with the human genome. That was more than two words. I'm no help at all, am I? (Long story short: I didn't mind it, but it didn't click for me. It happens.) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:32, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Help?

Could you have a look see at Kate Smith and make suggestions? Eugene Kay doesn't find anything redeeming about the article and I would like a second opinion. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:44, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Eugene Kay couldn't tell his axe from a whole underground. That didn't sound right. Well, I'll take a look at it when I get a chance, anyway. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:09, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

I DO frequently tell him to be more careful with that thing. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Okay, I read through it, did some minor tweaks, giggled a little, fell asleep, woke up on the floor, crawled back to my computer, lost my train of thought.... It's not bad, but it needs a third pic, and a bunch of small paragraphs are generally better as a smaller number of larger ones, IMO. Of course, no one listens to my opinion. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:35, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

I worship at you feet, but I still won't wash them. Hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:45, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Ooo! For the third picture, try a closing paragraph about the new milleniums fascination with the now kitschy Kate Smith, and the Woman's Television Network documentary film on her, "Kate Smith: 50 years of Large and in Charge" (or something similar), starring John Travolta in the title role. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:00, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

On behalf of Prettiestpretty Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your good works and attention to detail. Graciously yours, Mrs. Edwin Standish

No biggie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:41, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Have I...

...nailed it?

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:03, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Mostly. The gap in between Old and The is too small, compared to the gaps between The, that, and go. Move OLD PEOPLE up a hair...maybe even as much as a smidge. Content-wise, however, it's yummy, and it smells like Ben-Gay (although you can safely lose "nurse" from the last line...and Heart Attack would be more nerd appropriate as Noogie. But those are minor quibbles). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:09, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

I've made the updates, but the system is not letting upload it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:15, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

And I gave him not a noogie, but a purple nurple instead. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:35, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Excellent. My plan for world domination of the world moves one more step towards its goal of world domination, by me, of the world! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:00, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

An active voice on a passive comment

Hmm, the issue regarding the The Color Problem and your current abstention there of in the VFH venture... Although it may seem to some (myself included) that your comments may, perhaps be considered passive, I am, as yet not completely sure as to your intentions towards my activity of the subject matter. I may speculate to assert (as I believe may be your voice) that a more active effort is required on my part? As I believe this to be the case I shall attempt to take a more active position on the matter? Regarding the issue of your tears, and perhaps a ball, I hope that your voice was a positive one, and not (as some may speculate) a crying shame due to possible extensive verbosity of the afore mentioned subject matter MrN 18:14, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah. I just hate it when a nom'd page sits there for more than a millisecond without anybody contributing. As for the page, what I meant was; I did endeavor to read it, but something outside the page (from the "real world", as they say) snuck up, startled me, ruined my concentration, making me forget about whateveritwas that I was something something <pause> something <pause> My mother said I was special. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:56, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah, Cool. I thought you were saying it was too much in the "passive" voice. Which it was I think! I made a few changes to make to a bit more "active" anyways... Thanks for your comments. MrN 22:59, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

OK, just turned my brain on... You think it has too many pauses and commas? OK. Will, see, what (if anything(in this situation(now))I might be able to do). MrN 23:17, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Golly, you're breathing an awful lot into what was essentially a "Fret not, good Sir, your page is being read (despite the lack of votes thus far)" comment. You remind me of a young me, except I had better hair. Also, I wasn't funny looking, with buggy eyes and ears that stick way out...but it works for you. Really. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:50, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Dam now your really messing with my head! I wonder where I might find an example of "When one should use quote marks and italic" and "when one should not"... Perhaps I may find some in the works of another... Perhaps MrN 23:59, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Or perhaps I'm just a "Kid still fucking" around? MrN 00:01, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

OK, I have to admit that I'm struggling to tell a 'Putt-Putt for Jesus' mini-golf course from a Putt-Putt for Jesus mini-golf course, but maybe perhaps I could get a hint from one so punctual? MrN 00:32, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, here's how I do it:

If someone is actually speaking, it's "Like this...", which helps to separate it from the non-talking bits.

If it's a product name or something similar, it's generally This, as it emphasizes it on the page, but it doesn't stick out too much, like bold.

If it's airquotes, or I just ate pudding, it's simply "this".

If it's a deliberate misspelling, or mangulation of English, that I think the reader might think is a mistake (rather than the opposite of that; a deliberate) it's just italics, like mangulation was earlier. And there, too!

Finally, none of these are rules, they're just how I do things, sometimes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:46, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Got ya. I will try to take your recomandations to my article.... Many thanks (I think!) MrN 00:51, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

As for Putt-Putt for Jesus mini-golf vs Putt-Putt for Jesus mini-golf, I have no idea; that's just how I picture it in my head (the mini-golf sign doesn't say "mini-golf" on it, as that's already implied when you have putt-putt, like how Bowl-A-Rama automatically means bowling). In any event, just do what looks right. You can always change it later. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:53, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Many thanks again, your right about being able to change it later, but hea... Look at all the trouble you can get into if you get it wrong! Have fun... MrN 00:59, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Well Tanks muchly!

Well you sure know how to make a chap work for his vote! But thank you. I learnt a lot... MrN 02:13, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

The best way to learn, I've found, is simply to stumble through it. Note that this theory breaks down for things like piloting aircraft and heart surgery. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:20, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Pull the nom

On the VFP. I Appreciate your support. But my intent was never to leave Zombiebaron at a loss for something insulting to say. I'm dropping out of images. It isn't worth the effort and evidently people don't find my work all that good. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:29, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

You need thicker skin. Seriously, if you're looking for love in Zb's murky eyes, you're only gonna go home broken hearted. Look at the fors. Those people like it. Sure, the againsts are all "...you suck..." and "I gotsa pencil stuck in mine ear!", but it's V-Friggin'-P, baby; the comments are generally harsh. They don't mean to be mean, they're just helping you build up a callous around your soul so that you can go to New York city and twirl around and throw your hat up in the air. That burg will tear you apart, otherwise. Think it over, have some tea, sleep on it, and if you still feel the same way in the morning, I'll pull the nom. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:20, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

And "...I'm dropping out of images. It isn't worth the effort and evidently people don't find my work all that good..." is probably the saddest thing I've heard all day. My inner child is crying a little. Do you know how hard it is to get a tissue to your inner child? Plus, when it gives the tissue back 18-24 hours later, you really don't want to touch it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:32, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Pull the nom You know, someone votes aginst the image I can take that. But what grinds my ass about the whole affair is that there are people like you (kind, encouraging, sexy hot) and then there are people like CS who sets up the Baron's vote and comments, the dude who drops in to vote aginst my image (his first contribution in ten days - that alone seems odd given his edit history, but what the hey) and then the Baron drops in and makes a really snide comment about being at a loss for words.

As for my dropping out of the image business... I'm running a house, herding cats and working, so I don't have the luxury of spending hours and days at a computer dreaming up images based on inside jokes that the snobs will get. I participate as I can and I ask for the opinion of people like you because I respect your opinion. I think that the reason why good image contributions are fewer and further around (fewer than when I started a long while ago) is that people in general hate the idea of putting real effort into something original to have it become a springboard for snide comments. This isn't boot camp - isn't it suppossed to be fun?

On developing a thicker skin... is well and good and mine is very thick (without being fat) but in a faceless medium I just think that people tend to forget that 1) This is a volunteer thing and by uploading stuff we are giving our creative efforts to the community and 2) There are people behind the contributions. My bottom line is that an "Against" vote can be made without playing to the groundings for an inside laugh; a thicker skin on my part is giving him license to abuse me in the future. Funny, and please don't take offense, but it seems like its easier for people to tell someone else to get a "thicker skin" than it is for them to tell the rude one that not everybody enjoys having a cheap shot taken. Just my two cents. Back to work, Hugs, and more hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:14, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

I've pulled the nom, as I'm the kind of guy who has that power. On another note, the only reason it didn't do very well on VFP was the text, Prettiestpretty. -- The Zombiebaron 14:59, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

*sigh* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:31, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Just for your Information...

I have added our "dialog" regarding The Color Problem to the talk page. I think this is the "done" thing, but would welcome any advice if this is not the "done" thing. Many thanks. MrN 10:23, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Again, no problem. Our conversation will, no doubt, confuse and mesmerize generations to come. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:06, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Sunday Bombings Can Be Fun!

Yo. If you have time, some editing would be kewl...I R done.--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:00, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

I'll take a look at it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:33, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Why, hello, sir!

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
	*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:07, Dec 4

It made me the man I am today. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:35, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Many tanks

	MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
	*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

Although you do need to get that big mole in the middle of your face looked at... MrN 17:27, Dec 6

That's my nose. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:40, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry

Modus, I just want to apologize for the way I acted on IRC tonight. I was out of order. I get what you were trying to do. To make up for it you can have a dessert of your choice up to the value of $2. -- gay Ape (freeze) (Riot Porn) 00:01, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

It's a tough lesson to learn. You'll be better for it. Plus, you'll have a scar. Chicks dig scars. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:14, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

They're also supposed to dig guitarists but that didn't work either. And here's your sundae: -- gay Ape (freeze) (Riot Porn) 22:51, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Mmmmm...ockph, my favourite. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:31, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

That's not chocolate /me dips finger Oh wait, yes it is. Carry on...-- gay Ape (freeze) (Riot Porn) 23:52, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Good day sir

Please excuse the interruption, but I couldn't help noticing that you had just archived your talk page and thought it my duty to fill it up again with some crap... Basically, cajek and I are trying to improve the quality of Pee review a little. You may have read our new version of the Pee-Review Guidelines... We feel that although many people give reviews which are useful some simply give scores for each category with no indication of where the scores came from, with no suggestions as to how the article could be improved. We are really trying to encourage people to say a little more in Pee Reviews... As you a member of such large size I wondered if you might consider giving your opinion on the template which we have created...

	Hey, I don't mean to be a dick but...
	I noticed that you had done a Pee Review of MrN Has unusually large reproductive organs. Thank you. I was wondering if you could let me know why you had given your scores, and also wondered if you had any suggestions for how the article might be improved. Would you please consider giving another review? Thanks!

User:MrN9000/BoxyThings/ChilledOutDribble

Basically we are suggesting that it's an alternative to the golden shower award. To be used as a polite way of asking someone who has done a particularly poor pee review to consider doing it again...

What do you think? Is this a good thing? MrN 00:42, Dec 15

Yes, I do think it's a good thing. Frankly, I wish that you'd have told me about this earlier. Mostly, the small number of Pee Reviews that I have done have been mainly about how much the page in question, and the author of the page in question, suck. Instead of "Hey, I don't mean to be a dick but...", I would probably phrase it more along the lines of "Sorry to be so needy, so nerdy, so focussed on the minor details, but you've given the numbers without the logic behind those numbers. Also, my mum wants to know if you know how to make the page any better, because she really wants us to win the Science Fair this year." or some other rambling semi-coherent semi-nonsense. But that's just me, you understand. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:28, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

P.S. She really does want to win, this year. She's got that look in her eye. Dad looks scared. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:28, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Hea! You mean I / we cajek + me have actually finally come up with an idea which is not totally pants! Well hurray! I'm glad you think this is a good one. Pee Reviews can be a lot better we believe, and hopefully this will help. Did you have a look at our new Pee Review guide? I'm not sure about your "I wish that you'd have told me about this earlier" could you elaborate?

The template is a bit of an 'issue' as I understand it, people don't like to be told what to do around here... Trouble is Pee Review is rather pants and no-one bothers to read the guidlines... Maybe we will get away with this one... I like the idea about making it a bit more rambling, that will help to take the edge of it a little more, I will see what I can do... Oh, and your mother, I had better not say anything about that look in her eye... Oh, and I'm re-writing the beginners guide. Just thought I would mention it. ;) MrN 03:49, Dec 15

Well, first you point to the new Pee Review guide; then you point out that no one reads it. Perhaps you should post a link to it on users' talkpages when you see someone do their first Pee Review, like Zim does when you do your first UnNews.

Can I elaborate? No. I shoot from the hip. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:14, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Good thinking batman... If only we had some sort of 'template' type thinggy to do that... I wonder where we could get one of those from... :P I'm glad that you support what we intend to do. I guess you missed the link to the guidelines which is currently on the template... We were trying to be a bit subtle about that, but obviously went a little over the top. Your advice is as always extreamly well received. Are they not going to OP you this month? I will never understand the "we have enough OP's" idea... No need to reply. Thanks. I may be back for more advice, in the not too distant future however, so tell mother to keep you in tip top shape... MrN 04:44, Dec 15

No need to reply? You're not the boss of me! *pout* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:07, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Well if reply is your wish welcome it is. Not that I was saying you should not reply, but I'm sure you understand... Any further comment is always congenially received despite my conjecture that Modusoperandi may not have wished to comment upon my possibly controversial comment regarding, shall we say our Uncyc modusoperandus? MrN 13:01, Dec 15

Modus, you want me to ban that pesky Brit? Lemme have im! LEMME HAVE IM! ~ Mordillo where is my TITWANK? 13:28, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Grr! Perhaps Sir Mordillo, you might have considered a comment to afford the afore mentioned Modusoperandi to perform such operations of banding' comments himself? :P MrN 13:45, Dec 15

I style myself as a rather good English speaker, however, I have no idea what you just said... ~ Mordillo where is my TITWANK? 13:52, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Neither do I. I'm just trying to keep up with Modusoperandi... Have fun with the huffin... MrN 14:07, Dec 15

What the hell are you two doing? If you're gonna hang around here, make yourselves useful. Here, take these rags and start dusting. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:10, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

I SAY LOOK AT WHAT I'VE GIVEN YOU

Happy Chairman Award

Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from OpenFaceSurgery for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!

---

'cause you make me laugh —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 02:38, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Confucius say "Man who Lols long, lives long." Also, "Rofl, WTF?". Confucius was all smart 'n' shit. Lastly, Mo say "Thanks, now give me back my chesterfield." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:32, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

oh crap it was supposed to say it was FROM me oops (fixed it) —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 09:28, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

I much preferred it before. Much like my sock drawer, it was a riddle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:09, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, I have done the dusting, but this chip on my shoulder will not seem to budge

Well, you've done it now! You've gone and encourage me!

Us Pee Review types have our own page these days... PEEING...

As you know, I have been trying to push this template thingy into general acceptance, and wondered if you fancied adding anything to a discussion which I am trying to get going on the PEEING talk page...

It's been, well more than controversial so far, so anything which you had to say on the matter would be of great help I'm sure. MrN 15:34, Dec 15

Well, I don't have much to add, except that you may want to pick OEJ's brain (if you haven't already), as he's the King of All Reviewers (as well as an excellent writer and a stand-up chap, to boot). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:51, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

OK. OEJ wanders past PEEING sometimes (although he has not been very active there recently), hopefully he will comment then... It's good to know that you're behind the idea. MrN 15:56, Dec 15

As long at it's one Pee Review group, rather than another one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:24, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

As I understand it, we are one big piss pot. Oh, you mean Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Reviewing Committee? Where does that link to... That was another group, its all dried I believe... Someone asks that question at the top of User talk:Boomer/People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness. My understanding is that there is only 1. Despite the comments of some rather cheep imitators which one appears to see around the place these days...

There Can Be Only One, Move Over! :) MrN 19:21, Dec 15

So there's only one Pee Review group? Good. I'm not much for keeping track of these gangs that you kids these days join. Back in my day, we only had two gangs; good, god-fearing, honest, hardworking folks and the Irish. Now it's all a patchwork of little gangs...but do you get to bravely sneak up behind a no-good Irishman and hit him in the back of the head with a sack full of doorknobs? No! Pah! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:54, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

As I understand it, there is only one. It's amazing how people can be motivated to do something if there is some form of award, or status in some (rather pointless perhaps) group. Did you see how few reviews there currently are in the Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Current_Pees? I think this has a lot to do with the formation of PEEING and in particular the list which can be found here. cajek maintains the list here It's all a tightrope to walk politically around here though it must be said. People do not like it when others start deciding who is "better" than another, but the evidence speaks for itself. The current pees queue is very short, and people are taking an interest in Pee Review... People are actually starting to complain that there is not enough to review! MrN 20:09, Dec 15

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

It's Xmas already? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:31, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:35, Dec 17

Santa's coming! Santa's coming! Santa's coming! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:42, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Jew

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

See above. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:43, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

I'm hiding behind my chesterfield already. Bring it on, Santa! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:08, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:22, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I've run out of witty Christmasisms. Here, have some egg nog instead. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:26, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't mind if I do. Oh by the way, did you hear? SANTA'S COMING! -RAHB 03:55, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Indeed. Only two things in life are sure: death and Santa's coming. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:17, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! And don't forget... WE KILLED HIM! Mwa ha ha! From Rabbi Techno

0_0 Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:15, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:53, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I suppose you'll be wanting some egg nog as well? You'll have to share the Rabbi's glass; I'm out of cups. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:15, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I have something special for you...

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:24, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

You've got a filthy mind. Frankly, I'd be offended, if I wasn't such a perv. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:39, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

You've really got to work harder at this "Christmas template" thing. With no picture, I'm having trouble picturing just how merry I should be. By "merry" I mean "drunk". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:40, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas

Secular Greetings! This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism. -- slimy Ape (excruciate) (Riot Porn)

--Thanks for your lesson on whoring! Merry Xmas. -- gay Ape (freeze) (Riot Porn) 20:59, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

/me rubs eyes. It's Christmas? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:59, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

What is this 'Christ' business? -- gay Ape (freeze) (Riot Porn) 19:03, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, Christ was a guy who was born, aged a bit, taught some priests at the temple, disappeared for a couple of decades and came back to yell at some Jews. Then he died. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:24, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Something or other...

Happy XMAS er, Hanukkah no Easter maybe? New Year possibly presents day grr, Happy Spam Day! “ Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam! ” [1] MrN 21:29, Dec 19

Nog? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:58, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Well thank you sir. I will pass some to Noggin. MrN 22:45, Dec 19

It's got a little bit of liquor in it. Actually, it's a glass of booze, with a little bit of egg nog in it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:48, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

It goes down well in my part of the west country of England. That and a bit of Welsh Rarebit, which is made from "heated cheese". I hear it goes down particularly well with the Sweedish also... MrN 23:30, Dec 19

Yes...the Swedish... Apropo of nothing, did you know that Santa's coming? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:10, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Did mother not warn him he could go blind? Just as well Rudolph has that red nose... MrN 00:16, Dec 20

Damnit! You distracted me from my sugar plum visions! Now I have to get them dancing in my head, again! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:25, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

My Christmas Present for You

UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine December 23, 2007

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:00, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

...a present?...for me? *sniff* Here, I got you this.../me gives Prettiestpretty a rainbow. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:58, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:11, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas is sooo last year. We celebrate Spacemas now. Woo! Go Spacemas! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:44, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

You're adorable.

That is all. I figured since Ceridwyn isn't here much anymore, I'd take over.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:35, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, if the pattern continued, I'd say that I loved you. Let's not let that happen. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:10, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Modusoperandi/archive4! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas is soooo yesterday. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:38, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear Modusoperandi,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

Good one. You made a template that makes me edit your page when I edit my page. It's a madhouse. A MADHOUSE! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:04, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Your talk page's virginity is MINE!

Yeah, that. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:14, Jan 2

Shit. I'm always too slow at this game. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:23, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

My talkpage is big enough for everyone! Woo! Go talkpage! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:34, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

"Big enough for everyone" is particularly disturbing when taken in the context that TLB said he took your page's virginity. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:26, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Luckily, my talkpage is rarely in context. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:44, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Pie? Really? Who knew?!?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:50, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

RE: Squiggle!

Firstly, that thing at the top of your talk page... is bizarrely hypnotic, even with the lolcat-speak underneath. And I am absolutely fucking serious that I'm gonna finish my Comeback article this time. By the way, can you make an image? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:30, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

"Bizarrely hypnotic" is the effect that I was going for. Also, adorable. Yes, I can make an image, although it would probably help if you would be more specific. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:43, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Your opinion counts

Planners from Outer Space, currently on VFD, has been fiddled with, but it needs a real image and some verbage tuckpointing. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:16, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

/me rubs eyes. Wha? Why's it so bright outside? Page? <lengthy pause> Pare down the "What are my options" section. It's too listy for the small amount of humour there. The rest is amusing, if blurry. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:57, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

I'll pass this onto the useer who added the section - weren't I. Stay off the sauce. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:23, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

"Starve a cold, drink a fever." is what me mum used to say. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:53, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

And what did she recommend for a stupor? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:52, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

I can't remember. It was so rare that she was lucid. By the end, she was quite mad. Mad! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:50, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:05, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Ahh! Pun! /me gets disinfectant spray. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:04, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

What, it smells like roses.... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:28, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Not that I want to get rid of the competition.....

...but your PLS entry is good enough to do well in Best Illustrated, methinks. /me goes off to nobble someone else. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

/me scribbles down in judging sheet - harassment of other competitors. Check. ~ Mordillo where is my TITWANK? 16:57, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Harassment would have been something like a lengthy ban and deletion of said article....this is friendly banter amongst fellow competitors. Also, I think he should be tested for steroids. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Um, well...there's another idea purcolating...one with drawings...Sophia gave me two "bits" a month ago...didn't tell me what to do with them...monkey...seedless...will be entered in Best Illustrated...Modus obsessing...words spinning...pencil sharpening...the colours...madness...madness! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:01, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

/me scribbles down in judging sheet check for hallucinogens, stat. ~ Mordillo where is my TITWANK? 21:04, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Mister Operandi Sir

Can I order some choppings or you iz busy? ~ Mordillo where is my TITWANK? 10:19, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

What do you need? I'm on a rotation at work (not that I'm typing this from work), but can try to free up some time later, when I should be sleeping. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:25, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

It's not that urgent and I wouldn't want your sleeping hours on my concience. I'm talking about this, which is starting to fall nicely into place. Basically I was thinking about a picture for each category: a nudge picture, a building a background picture and an emoticon picture. ~ Mordillo where is my TITWANK? 10:40, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Building? Emoticon? Those, you can probably find with a Googling (of Google), unless you need something more specific (in which case you'll need to be more specific) I've got an idea for the "nudge" pic, however (with pictogram people). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:56, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

For the background I was thinking about some smiling sod splashing paint all over the house with the guests staring mortified. The emoticon part, I was thinking about a very well dressed gentlemen wearing a mask which looks like one of the emoticons. ~ Mordillo where is my TITWANK? 11:02, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do for the building & emoticonman (the latter is easy; the former, hard). As for the nudge, this or, if you're in a Pythonesque mood, this would fit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:27, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm always in the mood for Python :) ~ Mordillo where is my TITWANK? 11:29, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

There, one down, two to go. It's not that I don't like to 'chop, it's that the internets are full of pictures that fit just as well. I've got the base pics for the other two. I'll 'chop when I get time. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:40, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

I'd nominate you for POTY, but you already are. Potty that is. ~ Mordillo where is my TITWANK? 11:41, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

And I'd nominate you for Something of the Something, but I have not yet figured out either the earlier Something or the later Something. Now, enough with the back-patting...back to work... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:50, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the WotY nom, by the way. I teared up, a little. I'm all emotional like that, which is odd because I'm dead inside. Or that could be macaroni and cheese. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:08, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

How are these? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:55, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Heh :) The son of man concept is great. Thanks! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mordillo (talk • contribs)

Hello there good sir

And how lovely it is to see you bathed in the glow of that PC monitor. Really brings out your eyes. Oh no, they're on stalks naturally? My bad. Forget I mentioned it. Anywhat, I was continuing my occasional stroll through all the featured articles, and finally came across this. And as I wasn't around to vote on it back when it was featured, I had to detour from my stroll, and poke my head in here (which isn't easy, you might want to put some oil on that mortice-lock, very difficult to pick) and tell you how much I enjoyed it. Which was a lot. I'm a real sucker for that kind of thing, and it made me chuckle quite a bit. Which brought some strange looks from my colleagues, but damn them, it's my lunchbreak, and I'll laugh if I want to. Hey, that sounds like a catchy songtitle... /me becomes thoughtful and leaves. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:11, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. That's easily my best page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:52, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Bakers Dozen?

Trivia sections are Yeasty!

The article could be improved by reading it upside-down, or something, I dunno. Did you know it's impossible to lick your own elbow? Unless you're some kind of freak.

---

Maybe this might fit in your baking masterpiece? Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Post-PLS, sure. Until then, however, Baker's Dozen is mine all mine! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:40, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

For ur lulz...

lolfish

and who can resist a teeny tiny kitteh?

<3 Hows u? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:11, 27 January 2008

1) Back when I was a lad, we didn't have no colsarn'd emos. We had goths, and we were happy, dagnabit.

2) Awwww.

3) I'm fine. A little Poo Lit burnout, though. My doctor prescribed plenty of beer and public nudity. He's not a very good doctor. Still, he makes housecalls. Et vous? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:20, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

1) Yeah same here. I don't get this emo thing but I thought that was rather clever.

2) I agree XD

3) Awww, take care of your adorabl self ya'hear?

3a) I'm good thanks :) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:50, 27 January 2008

I need you...

"Ernie! Oh, there you are...you know what the manager said about bringing your pitchfork in to work, don't you?"

"Gee, Bert, look at what I found behind these expired Slim Jims."

...I need something from you as well. Can you take a look at Price check? It needs something - so add it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:35, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Ernie looks like the husband from American Gothic, doesn't he? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:49, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Would you be willing to get Ernie, or do I need to pick him up make him up? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:36, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

I'll get him. He's in aisle six, giggling at the tampons. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:45, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

This may be too, um, subtle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:54, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Awww, I miss Sainsbury's XD Nice chop btw ;P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:55, 28 January 2008

Too few 'chops feature characters from American Gothic, in my opinion. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:27, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

I agree, its one of my most favouritest reality tv shows of all time. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:52, 29 January 2008

Wunderbar! but could you make Ernie a bit more, Ernielike? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:48, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

The muppet? Sure. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:21, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Good? It's fortified with 20% of your daily requirement of rubber ducky. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:48, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

PotY

You won. Now make your own victory template. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:15, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:42, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

I like your template. I have nothing more to say. Mind you, that's never stopped me before, so I'll go and say nothing somewhere else. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:22, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. I'll follow you and also say nothing else. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:25, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Image Request

Roosevelt and Daft

Roosevelt and Daft (Acid house remix)

I'm writing an article inspired by a hilarious and impeccably well done photoshop that requires another hilarious and impeccably well done photoshop. Word on the block says that you are good at being hilarious and impeccably well done, so if you can, craft this piece in whatever time suits you best:

• These guys heads...
• ...on these guys bodies. The head with the thin screen (on the right) goes on Teddy's noggin, the fatter fellow gets the wider helmet.

This would be done entirely in B&W, and if done successfully, it'll take a quick trip to VFP. It won't have any words on it, so it'll be a shoe-in for feature. Good night, and good luck. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:44, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Sounds good. I'll get on it when I get a chance. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:00, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Done. I did two versions. Put the one you don't want on QVFD. Or, put it in a pocket and keep it warm and safe and love it forever and ever. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:14, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Exceptional! I'm a bigger fan of the non-transparent version, so I think I'll use that one. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:11, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Excellent. I'm one step closer to taking over the world. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:46, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Tanks

The Uncyclopedia Health Service gives you a human arm as a token of our appreciation for your vote. Use it as a doorstop, sex aid or nice side to dinner; enjoy. DJ Irreverent

People tell me that I don't pay close enough attention to stuff. I most certainly do pay close enough attention to stuff! Too much attention, in fact! That being said, congratulations to you on whateveritis that we're talking about. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:06, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Certain?

So are you certain-sure that I can't send you prizes? All I need is an address, and a little package will be winging its way towards you.... my mail is sannse@gmail.com -- sannse (talk) 19:47, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Eww..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Done. Make sure it's behind door #3. That's the good door. Just remember that if it's money, I'd prefer that you give it to someone who needs it more. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:12, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Like.... me?? Done. I will send through the other valuable prizes though -- sannse (talk) 11:50, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Excellent. My henchmen and minions are giddy in expectation. We don't get much mail here on Skull Island. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:58, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Rough Pubs

Rabbi Techno is sending you this undoubtedly delicious beer to say thanks for voting for Rough Pubs! From Rabbi Techno

Oy! Are you lookin' at me, buddy?! That's it, we're gonna rumble! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:41, 14 February 2008 (EST)

My sig

I wonder why. I transcluded it into a template. --The Dragon Man Not gonna sign due to the error with my sig.

Template? Did you read the sig link I gave you? If not, do.

Make a sig (User:The Dragon Man/sig)

Go to Special:Preferences and under "Nickname:" put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:The Dragon Man/sig}} and check "Raw Signature".

Save changes.

Test it by editing a page, adding four tildes (~~~~) and saving the page.

If you did, and still can't get it to work, go on IRC and ask for help. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:59, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Query

I wrote up myself yet another religiously-themed article, UnScripts:Noah's Ark.

Then I remembered reading something similar a while ago. And then I remembered that it was by you.

Then, as this epic story continues, I began recalling several occasions wherein you hinted that you enjoyed Biblical humor. Not many people here do. So I'm asking you, humbly, to give my script a look-see. Lemme know how it is. Sincerefullywise, Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:05, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Not many people enjoy biblical humour?! You, sir, are gravely mistaken. The market for such things has never been greater! Why, my store, Modus' Biblical Humour Emporium has never been more popular than it is right now. As we speak, customers are streaming in for our annual Tower of Babel Bargain Extravaganza. Also, I'll read your page when I get a chance. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:48, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Well, that's all I could ask for, then. Also.....do you think you could score me about ten of those Dead Sea Scrolls with fart jokes on them? That'd be great.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:15, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

There are two OT stories that everyone knows. Eden and Noah. Eden's better, IMO, if only because the gratuitous nudity. It was rated R, originally. People were all "God said 'Let there be light', not 'let there be Eve, butt naked, doing jumping jacks'!", so they had to recut it with more shame and aprons made of fig leaves. On the plus side, in the recut version, the serpent got to speak. On the other hand Noah invented wine, apparently. So, that's a plus for that side. But I digress. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:56, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Yes, and by doing that they failed to realize that the entire reason for God inventing light was so that Eve, butt naked, doing jumping jacks wouldn't be in vain. But what did you think of the page? In honesty, if possible.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:01, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

I liked it. Genesis has a certain rhythm that most later books lack (Numbers? Leviticus? Pah! Even the two best books, Job and Ecclesiastes, fail to recapture the Genesis vibe). This means that retellings (or, if in the past, retoldings) carry some of its delightful baggage. I made some minor edits; you can't tell the flood tale without "kinds" or the curse of Ham (sadly, I couldn't figure out how to fit the second one in without it sticking out like a sore slave). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:27, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

I actually tried to make that subtly by having him pick up a tramp off the street as his wife/be the fat, piggish one of the lot (not Lot, he came later). Of course, that's not very clear, but hey, is any symbolism?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:34, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

It's easier to just take it all literally. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:43, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

My eyes are open. AH HAVE SAYN THE LAGHT!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:16, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

mmm piccy

Sorry, I made my own in paint (the height of my photo chopping skills) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:20, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Okay. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:38, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Image request

Modus, I was hoping you could whip up something for UnBooks:The Miseries of Uncyclopedia Life. Also, did I miss anything in the text? I was trying to get as many injokes in the text. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:59, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

I'll jump on it when I get a chance. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:19, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Dear God!

For giggles a couple girlfriends and I shipped the kids off to their grandmas and had a weekend of gambling and boozing in Indiana just outside of Cincinnati. Somehow, in our stupor we agreed that we needed to go to the Creation Museum in Kentucky and people watch the Hoi Ploi. I have seen this actual display (Image:Adam and eve 538136200 6b96a3f7f9.jpg) that you have brought to Uncyclopedia in person and I can report to you that their bodies stop just below the water line. Thats right, according to the Creation Museum, God created Adam and Eve without lower halves - no genitalia and no legs. Surrounded though we were by "baubble believers" we did manage to find one bright spot - the diorama of the animals getting onto the ark with two T-Rex. Must have been one hell of a cruise for the slow moving animals. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 04:06, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Uh...yeah. Creation museum. Did you ride the triceratops? Kinda wrecks the whole concept of museum, doesn't it? Also, legs came after the fall. Crotches, meanwhile, are clearly a punishment for sin. Sweet, sweet sin.

As for the pic, I can't figure out why she's so fascinated with his nipple. If anything, it should be him focussing on hers. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:21, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

You are becoming a monster

No seriously, every god damned article you write is becoming thrice hallowed :) And I probably misspelled that whole phrase miserably. ~ 15:00, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Um...thanks? I just write. The end result is rarely planned. It's more fun that way. Also, it's the path to madness. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:21, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

You did say you're mad on several occasions I believe. ~ 15:23, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Quite. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:27, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

I have a proposition for you

Hey look, they're naked!

I saw this on the Unused Images list as I was huffing away, and I thought of your Adam and Eve script. You want?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:24, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

*Yoink*. Thanks.

It's not my script, per se. I based it off a story I read in a book I found in a hotel room. Then, when I stayed at another hotel, that very same book was there. Spooky. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:11, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

That's downright eerie. That is, Erie, except with an extra "e". Isn't English fun?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:23, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Even eerier, Lake Erie is so eerie that it...lost an E. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:13, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Canadians

Hi, I want to try and make a video that would fit to your candaians article. Is it ok to use your audio? IdoSet 10:12, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Enjoy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:03, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

enjoyed... check it out (it's for first two minutes for now) IdoSet 11:39, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Amusing. It looks like a lot of work. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:05, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Not really... although I'd like to get more contributors. Can I post it on the article itself (considering my user page to be as popular as Americans in Iran less popular than the article) and invite other people to contribute? IdoSet 09:29, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Go ahead. It is a wiki. To be honest, I don't watch the Canadians page anymore. A while ago, it was merged with the completely different "Canadian" page, which was okay, if messy. The resulting mashup is unfocused (which Canadians, as I wrote it, wasn't). I'm not bitter, just disappointed (and any edits I make now would be tainted by that). But I digress. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:47, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

User:TheLedBalloon/Conservapedia

Hey I figured that I'd contact you and Ljlego, since you two are 'choppers that have expressed interest in the rewrite. Anyways, the page needs pics. There are (I think, anyways), some great suggestions for pics (and other stuff) here, so...wanna make a 'chop or two? You may wanna talk to Lj, to make sure that no duplicates are inadvertently created. Anyways, good luck...I'm feeling a future feature here. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:29, Mar 6

I added a couple of pics. I'll 'chop if Sophia visits (ideas are welcome. Brownies, too). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:56, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

...have you posted on the original page that you intend to overwrite the text if no one objects? It's the karmic thing to do. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:58, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I think I'll do that now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:02, Mar 6

UnMemeory??

HI, what in the name of heavens is going on here? Do you have any idea why the video thing was disabled? I mean, man, after one lousy suggestion it's being taken off again? WTF? Seriously: writing that there was a consensus to remove it is not true, and as someone who started using it I wish you'd point it out to Sannse. I wasted all my limited humor powers in the earlier discussion....IdoSet 07:42, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm all over it, like something that closely covers another thing. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's an appropriate analogy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:06, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Ohi

Have you added Uncyclopedia:VFH to your watchlist yet? It's basically you that I'm doing this for. And maybe some others too.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:58, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

No. More to the point, I never took it off my watchlist in the first place. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:07, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Dear Modusoperandi

What's wrong with my sig? --iViking 12:25, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Click edit. See your sig? See mine? See Dick run? Run Dick Run?

1) Click "My Preferences"

2) In "Nickname", add {{SUBST:nosubst|User:IViking/sig}}

3) Click "Raw signature" (so that there's a checkmark)

4) Click "Save"

5) Make a page called User:IViking/sig

6) Enter your sig code (--<span style="color:orange">[[User_talk:IViking|i]]</span><span style="color:purple">[[User_talk:IViking|Viking]]</span>) there

7) Save page

8) After following these simple, tasty steps, use four tildes (~~~~) instead of the code. When you save the page, those majik tildes will majikally turn in to your sig and a date/time group, majically! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Like This? iViking MT 15:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:47, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Booorrriiiinnngggg

Gert5 Award for 3XCELLENCE V3RBALLY 2008

A thing for me! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:03, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

A favor please?

I've been led to believe that you have mad chopping skills. Is there any way I could convince you to maybe take a whack at my image request over at RadX's? Just let me know if there's anything I can do to make a favorable outcome more likely. I'm not above bribes, blatant ass kissing, even setting up a small shrine in your honor. It's kinda the last thing I need for my article. Thank you sir. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:39, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

You're going to have to beg better than that if you want to get the mighty Modus to get out of bed Chris! Maybe offer to wash Modus' mums feet? I know Modus is always having to do it, and it's actually a surprising alluring experience... MrN 23:55, Mar 26

Wash her feet, file her corns, lance her boils. Whatever it takes, I'm there. Seriously, if there's anything I can do in return just ask. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:58, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

This? That's way too much text for the front of a postcard. You're probably better off to take something like this and say what you want in the caption. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:31, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

...or perhaps this on this? That, I can do. By "that" I mean "these forming this". I broke the english portion of my brain. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:05, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I reread what I wrote there and it's far too clunky anyway. What about the second part? Is it possible to make a picture look like a polaroid? I'm not quite ready to give up yet and I've got an idear kicking around, I'm gonna try and find an appropriate picture or two. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 14:10, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Something sorta like this is what I had in mind. Just an example to give you an idea. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 14:22, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Now I'm confused. You want a postcard with a polariod attached to it? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:23, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Sort of. I want it to look like "I" mailed a postcard and polaroid and they've been set down together a little haphazardly. Maybe counter-rotated and overlapping just a little. So it appears they're lying together on a table, see what I'm saying? Sort of like this except, you know, totally different. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 14:28, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Okay. How about that postcard I linked to earlier sitting under a "polaroid" of the second pic with them 'chopped onto a beach? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:44, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I like where your head's at, but that seems almost too sincere. I want the whole thing to give off a vibe of thinly veiled contempt, like "I" wouldn't even bother mailing "you" a postcard but "I" wanted to rub it in that "I" had wild monkey sex with "your mom" and some random chick on our wedding night. I'd prefer to keep "me" and "your mom" out of the picture, like I couldn't even be bothered to take any pics of us on our honeymoon. I'm also trying to avoid having to use any sort of captioning at all, which is why I had one of those cheap split image postcards in mind. You know, the ones where half of the card is a picture and the other side is blank to write your greetings. Perhaps the message could be "Aloha! Your mom gave me candy on our wedding night. She's one classy lady! Get well soon." Then, of course, it would say "Candy" on the polaroid of the hawaiin girl. See where I'm going? --OptyC Sucks! CUN 17:45, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

It's for this to put it into context for you. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 17:48, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. Keep in my that my 'chopping program is shit at both text and warping images; two things that your idea has in spades. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:45, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

If it makes it any easier, I don't care if it's a straight down perspective. The pics can still be "square". Thanks for your help. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:28, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

If it helps... I have some polaroids of Modus's mum if you... Oh, woops... /me heads for the exit rather sharpish... MrN 23:20, Mar 27

Um...this might take me a while. A guy at work just quit...so, whereas before it felt like I was always at work, now I'm actually always at work. *sigh* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:02, 1 April 2008 (UTC) Ah...someone beat me to it. By "beat", I mean "wasn't quite as lazy as I was and got off his ass and did something". By "something", I mean "'chop". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:41, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey, thanks anyway. The mere fact that you didn't ignore me altogether is appreciated. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:21, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

No biggie. It was the least I could do, or close enough to least to be virtually indistinguishable to it from a distance. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:26, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Thank You

And sorry about that whole award crap. I was having an ADD moment. User: RPBnimrod

No problem. We were all noobs once. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:11, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Thankeroos

UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts, available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably. Thankies!

Always good to get the Modus vote! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:54, Apr 7

No problem. It was good. On a side note: once, I fought the law. The law won. True story. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:18, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Weren't you that guy that wanted VFH on his watchlist again?

Well, I was fiddling around with stuff and magic and created this. Now, it's not a watchlist entry, obviously, but I wondered if you might be interested. The box labeled "What's being voted on" acts like a watchlist for all the VFH pages. Give it a look, if you want to. • Skull • UotM | talk •

I wanted it for everybody. I already watch VFH too regularly (even if I don't vote as much as I used to. My old war injury is acting up again. This means that a hard rain is a'comin'). Neat page though, nerd. – Sir Modusoperandi, MD (criticize • writings) 04:16, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

I offer you a chance to redeem yourself!

Wipe away the shame of past failures, rise from the ashes of demoralizing defeat, present yourself as a new man in the face of God. You know, if you're so inclined. OptyC Sucks! CUN sure would appreciate anything you can do.

Did one. It's not exactly what you wanted, but what you wanted was really hard, and I'm just one man. (/me shakes you by the shoulders). I'm just one man!. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:34, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Don't sell yourself short! You're at least 1 1/17th man, man. Not exactly what I had in mind, but I like it anyway. I think it'll work just fine. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:09, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

That's the best news I've heard all day. Of course, I did just get up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:31, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Chance to redeem yourself?

What did you do this time? :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:12, 14 April 2008

Nothing. I literally did nothing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:46, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Looks like you did slightly more than nothing ;P I had assumed you'd disparaged someone else's arch, bend, bow, crescent, curvation, curvature or half-moon. ^_^ ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:05, 14 April 2008

It's time that you at least attempt to catch up with the interweb. Arc is dead. Everything's gone Klingon, now. Moochuk parkok chuk! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:43, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

That's where you are wrong, arc2.0 is just the current iteration in arc technology. We are already planning the implentation of arc3.0 but are not ready to release the details yet. Perhaps there will be a Klingon version! Anyway hows things in your neck of the woods? (That's an odd turn of phrase...since when did woods have necks?) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:20, 14 April 2008

Well, I work all the time. I mean all the time. It's madness. Luckily, I can duck out for a few minutes every hour and check my watchlist. Without Uncyclopedia, work would be work. And you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:00, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Oops, I knew there was something I was meant to do! Replying! Um yeah I'm pretty busy too. Lots of study, lots of work. Not enough down time. The usual story :) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:41, 18 April 2008

You "were meant to do"? Like...fate? Your fate is kind of, um, boring. You should at least get a ring or something and take it to Mount Doom. That's what my fate was, partly. My precious! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:00, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

As a wise sage once said, "Oops, I did it again!" Hopefully fate has more in store for me than replying to messages on someone else's talk page! Though I imagine that's what 98% of my total activity on the site has consisted of. ;) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:01, 22 April 2008

Have you considered taking over the world? If nothing else, it's quite time consuming, I find. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:17, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Well actually I did quite seriously consider attempting to overthrow Post-Moderism but I quickly realised I wasn't up to the task =S ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:21, 22 April 2008

A gentle reminder

Since you started the voting page for top ten of March, it be your responsibility to close voting after the 15th. Oh, and tidy your room while your at it. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:56, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

I can't protect pages or change the templates on VFH 'n' stuff, eh. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:14, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Oops. You're such a experienced and much-loved user I assumed you must have special powers. I'll go remind someone else now. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:02, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

I went on IRC to ask an admin, but none were around. Also, I do have special powers. I can make the front doors at the supermarket open simply by walking past them. Spooky, I know. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:14, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

TOTALLY AWESOME

Have I ever even been to your talk page before? sirsysrq @ 23:55 Apr 19

Did you check the sign-in book? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:31, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Would you be offended if I answered your question with another question? sirsysrq @ 03:42 Apr 20

Why would I be offended? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:08, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Haven't you yelled at me for doing that in the past? sirsysrq @ 04:16 Apr 20

Probably. I'm a loose cannon. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:56, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

I win. sirsysrq @ 01:53 Apr 21

I got the silver! Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:15, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Well you know, if you ain't first, yer last. sirsysrq @ 02:23 Apr 21

I take my victories where I can. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:30, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Wise words from a loser. sirsysrq @ 15:53 Apr 21

Thank you. If there is one kind of loser I am, it's wise. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:44, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Now heres a conversation shaped in a becoming and inherantly sexy, futuristic and definately not last-year way. I could so get on board with conversations shaped this way.

May I also recommend the adorabl User page? Its a good vintage, oaky and with just a hint of elderberry. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:59, 22 April 2008

And it comes in a stylish box. Nothin' says "class" like a box of wine. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:18, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Or one of those plastic festive tablecloths. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:24, 22 April 2008

On which is printed kittens in in a marching band. Food eating has never been so festive! Woo! Go food consumption! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:26, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Getting slightly off-topic but your previous comment totally reminded me of this gem of an example of people making stuff for a target audience they totally don't get. Read these comments if you don't believe me ;) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:48, 22 April 2008

You're an odd woman. That's not an insult, merely an observation. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:23, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Imma go one step further and take that as a compliment, thanks! :D ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:03, 22 April 2008

Let me join in on the arc-y coolness and ask if you'd feel up to doing another pic for me? Should be a fairly simple one. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:20, 24 Apr

Sure. What do you need? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:28, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

I'm still looking for a Nazi armband for this guy. If it's possible to warp it so it looks like a peephole image that'd be cool. If not, that's okay too. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:47, 24 Apr

Armband, yes. Warp, no. My graphics program is terrible at warping. Zb's one can, if memory serves. If you need the warp, ask him. If not, I can do it sans-warp when I have time. Incidentally, let's do the saaanswarp agaaaaain! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:59, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Do your fabulous magic my friend. I'll ask ZB how hard it'd be to warp it, but it's not that big of a deal. It's just a hop to the left. -OptyC Sucks! CUN01:03, 24 Apr

Okay. /me throws toast at screen Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:19, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

I'm aquiver with antici

pation. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:49, 24 Apr

Done. I did two. I does! They're at RadX's. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:16, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

The Warhol styled one made me lawl, unfortunately I can't use it...yet. The regular one is perfect. Thanks for your time. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:31, 28 Apr

That one was just for me. Also, Warhol. He knows why. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:17, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Scat II

kthxbye. Spikebrennan 21:52, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Ok. lol. Etc. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:07, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

MRIRIAN

Hi Modus! Come visit my writing? I would like your help at reviewing it. Is it up to class? Hetelllies 11:24, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Like this?:

• "So if you are a third grade elementary and you live somewhere in rural pencil-vain-ya . Please respect her feelings and unsubscribe to her videos." is one sentence. Two is one too many. "Well dear pedophillic friends who have come to this whore like conclusion. I regret to offend you that you are wrong." is the same. It's too many sentences, too. I don't know how much it will help, but try reading out loud. Yes, it will make you feel silly, but it helps tell you where the punctuation goes.
• Be smooth. I can't really tell you how to be smooth, as it's an experience thing, but sentence structure can hinder the readers' path through the page, or it can do the opposite of that, honder. As such, "It is to be noted that they unknowing, of what she really is, invited her to Japan, where upon which they put her on GYAO" becomes "It should be noted that they were unaware of her lineage before they invited her to Japan and put her on GYAO.". See how many commas you save there? Like, um, ten! Commas are the pause that refreshes, but pausing in the wrong place is silly.
• Try to stick in the same person for the entire page. I know that sounds filthy, but it doesn't mean what it appears to. Switching from encyclopedia-style narration to "I" and back is a bit jarring. If it's a first-person tale, stick with it. If it's third-person, stick with that. "I wish I knew." sticks out because it's got an "I", which doesn't fit with the rest of the page.
• Lists are bad. As such, "The Many names of MRirian" is bad. The problem with lists, you see, is that they rarely are worth their weight in words. Words are valuable and should not be wasted in this manner. As such, if a list must be used, keep it to six things or less. Better, in this case, you could move the AKAs up to the introductory paragraph. Better yet, just lose them entirely, as there are already three names in that paragraph. Speaking of paragraphs, ignore this paragraph that I wrote here if her names are some kind of necessary joke. I have no idea who she is, you see, or even if she's real or imaginary.
• You can put pictures where ever you want. If people tell you you can't, you send them to me. The people, I mean, not the pictures. Spread them out to break up the text and give the readers' eyes a place to rest. Remember, too, that pics can go left, center or right (like so:[[Image:Magibon-slut.jpg|thumb|Magibon in a sultry pose]] to [[Image:Magibon-slut.jpg|thumb|left|Magibon in a sultry pose]]), and they can bigulate or shrinkify (like so:[[Image:Magibon-slut.jpg|thumb|150px|Magibon in a sultry pose]] will display the pic as 150 pixels wide)
• The "Phyisical" and its subsections should all be one section. If one list is bad a bunch of them is more badder. Also, spellcheck. Phyisical, while whimsical, is not a word. Not officially, anyway. I'm pretty sure that "Cheerokian" isn't a word, either. Cherokee, seems closer. Granted, I'm poking you about bad spelling while I deliberately do the same. I like to make up words. I'm a rebel. I'm assuming that your spelling mistakes aren't deliberate, however. I like to assume. It makes an ass out of some guy named Ume. True story.
• Quotes generally go at the beginning. Also, unless the quote is brilliant, don't bother.
• So, in closing, the intro is a good start, and the rest needs to be mushed together, mixed with more words, baked at 400 degrees for eleven minutes, then placed on the counter to cool. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:42, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Finally bowing to the pressure

Thanks to your encouragement (and a very rainy day here) I've just submitted a finished article to Pee Review. I appreciate all the nice things you said. I left the same message with Mordillo, but the sentiment is the same, if recycled . . .--Procopius 18:45, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Hurrah! I'd totally help, but I just woke up. Also your words are kind of blurry. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:02, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Mah request

"Zer ist nein dairy!"

Milch? Nein!

By the fall of 1943, Adolf Hitler was forced to appear in Got Milk? adverts to raise funds for the rapidly failing Eastern Front.

So, I need a 1940s German propaganda-type poster with Hitler at the top and then underneath him the message "Es ist keine schreiende Überschuß verschüttete Milch des Gebrauches" ("It's no use crying over spilled milk", loosely, according to Babelfish). Also a food pyramid with the Dair section removed, but in a really obvious way, like the dairy section is just whited out and the pyramid looks like it should collapse. Take your time and thanks muchly, -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:47, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Okay. Why is everybody asking me for Nazi stuff? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:15, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

There's one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:04, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

There's three...one of which you will not be able to use! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:14, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

You seem like the kind of person who'd know this kind of thing

How does one mimic a wah-wah pedal noise mimicking a human voice in writing? (For the record, I'm thinking of writing Peter Frampton in a novelty sort of way. This is absolutely essential to the task) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:14, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

"Wah-wah"? If in doubt, just hunt down an appropriate song and watch the bits where the guitarist hits the pedal...over and over again. Only then will you, you!, feel like we do. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:46, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Do you feeeeeeeeeell like we doooo. Good luck.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:48, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. It may help if you get Frampton's poodle-hair perm. (incidentally, that bit was a "talk box", Ljlego) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:52, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

That's how Frampton makes all those noises, man. Wow, wow wow wow wow wow...~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 23:04, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Wah-wah, talk-box, same shmuckin' effect. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:06, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Yes, if by "same shmuckin' effect", you mean "similar, sometimes, but Frampton is Live! Woo! Go Frampton!". Wah-wah just moves the frequency up and down, while talk box uses your mouth (with the attendant increase in possible variation). You need to go back to Rock School, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:17, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Also, is it just me, or does this look an awful lot like this? I wonder if Frampton suffered from compressor surge before he started using the talk box. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:42, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

cajek on: being a gobshite

Hey, you: you over there: you suck. yeah. ...ya ol' bastard.   Le Cejak • <May 04, 2008 [13:19]>

You can't fool me. You're not a gobshite. No matter how much of a "joke" that particular award is supposed to be [now], I still dislike it intensely. Yes, "intensely". I'm a firebrand, you see. Emotional. I like my food spicy and my drinks spicier! Now...we dance! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:24, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

But Fernando! I'm a married dancer! Oh yeah, I used to think so too, but I've learned to embrace my inner gobshite. ...you dirty, filthy hobo.   Le Cejak • <May 04, 2008 [13:35]>

You're right. I am a dirty hobo. You're wrong on UGotM though. It's a daft award, joke or not. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:40, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Ah, I've forgiven UGotM for it's trespasses. Also, you smell like the second week of a garbage strike... is that cologne new? And furthermore, you hit every branch on the way down the Modusoperandi tree! w00t! voooteee fooorrr mmeeeee dooooooo iiiiiiittttt   Le Cejak • <May 04, 2008 [13:45]> Okay, I won't bother you anymore. Thank you for your kind words, MO! You're a sweetheart.

You're right. I am a sweetheart. My doctor says it's chronic. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:33, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for voting You have been awarded majority shareholding in DJ's Worms and Drinkies by way of thanks for voting Pre-Market Economy onto the main page. Just hold on tight, those kids bite...

I have finally posted on Modus'sess' talkpage where so many others greats have been... couldn't you at least change the curtains, gees --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:38, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

You've never been here before? Then who was that guy who took my television? And my daughter? And her television? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:52, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

I took something of your daughter's... it begins with V and rhymes with- anyway, that TV was just a fish bowl... not that I would know about your TV.. because I don't.. you probably don't even have a TV, just some kind of metaphor for modern society... no that is not a TV in my bag. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:03, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

He takes daughters and televisions and starts with a V? Then you just might be... a viking.   Le Cejak • <May 07, 2008 [13:06]>

At the height of Viking power, they had pillaged most of Europe's daughters and television. It was only when they got home that they discovered there are at least three different standards for broadcast and only a couple of them are vaguely compatible. That'll teach 'em! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:16, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

You tookid mah daughter's what?! Mother, get me mah gun. Dangit, woman! I sid git me mah gun! Thet boah ther with theh high-class, big-citah ax-sent has gone and popped muh girl's cherrah! I see's me a weddin' in yer future, mister. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:12, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

This reminds me of the time something completely unrelated happened. Back in indeterminate time in the past our completely unrelated things were much more unrelated, kids these days and their unrelated events - most of them are related in some slight way to cliched symbol of modern society. We used to work for hours perfecting our non-sequ- OH A MONKEY!!!!! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:14, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Yes, but were you happy, dagnabit? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:16, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Not really, everything was all exagerated... it was like living in a giant hyperbole --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Back in my day, we didn't have no hyperbole. All we had was "bole", which was quite similar, but with a greenish colour and a bitter taste. Also, it tended to tarnish quickly. Of course, this was because of the war... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:27, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Isn't a hyperbole what a hypergoldfish lives in? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 13:32, 07 May 2008

No, monkeys live in a hyperbole --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:38, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

No monkeys live in a hyperbole. The dimensional stresses alone would tear them apart. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:40, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

I never really realized it, but I always sorta knew...

...that you were really special to me.

You'll always be number one in my heart, buddy. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:42 May 9

Awwww. You are my favuwit, too! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:42, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I thought I was your favorite! Oh, fine. Modus is cool, too.   Le Cejak • <May 10, 2008 [2:13]>

Cajek, you know I only give those out to awesome people. You're in a league with Modus, that should be a compliment all in itself. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:25 May 10

File:Appropriate picture of some kind.jpg

I really should use preview. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:49, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

You're the other one

I gave Led this a while back, with the reasoning that every time I see something...dare I say...dramatic, going on in the site, on the forums and such, he was there with something witty to say to brighten things up. Well, having gone to the forums more in the past couple days than I usually do, I realized that Modus does just the same, and has been doing it for much longer. So therefore, I present you this meaningless template, for the fact that in situations where the tension is so thick you could cut it with a chainsaw, you are there, making funny, sarcastic, and zany remarks, that keep this site in check. If it weren't for guys like you and Led (and others I'm sure), this site would absolutely fall apart. I salute you sir. (And please don't try actually cutting tension with a chainsaw. I did once, and as a result, I'm typing this message with only one hand.) -RAHB 06:59, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

If it weren't for us, the site would fall apart? But we're trying to tear it down from the inside! This won't do! This won't do at all! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:52, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Really? Well you know pulling the support beam will just bring the whole thing down, right? I mean, it's so simple, I figured you guys must be trying to save the site, or else you would have brought it down ages ago. You guys are terrible saboteurs. -RAHB 22:46, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Clearly we are terrible saboteurs. I think we might really be double agents. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:27, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Dude, I heard we were saboteur double-agents! Sweet! I've always wanted to be one of those whatcha-ma-doohickies. They're my favorite. My favorite. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:29, May 14

Well, clearly you're not a very good one! Slacker. Psh. -RAHB 23:56, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Is competence a requirement here? No! An interweb connection, sure, but competence, no way. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:40, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Jerry Falwell

"Um, no. Not really" Not really what? Falwell didn't really say that?! Well, I guess he realized that, despite his agreement with them on the issues, that Schlafly & Co. _ARE_ pussy-wimps!--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 05:37, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

I didn't know they ever fought! I thought you added that because of the quasi-anti-conservapedia reskin, itself based on a conservapedia one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Actually I added it because Assfly himself banned me from Conservapedia just because I dared to defend Uncyclopedia. That pissed me off and I now take every opportunity to slam him and his minions. I didn't mean to deface your article, though. Hope you didn't mind the temporary revision.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 06:22, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

They ban everybody. In a few years, all that will be left are the YECs. I didn't consider it defacing. I just prefer to limit the number of quotes to one (two if they both kick ass, or if one leads to the other). One is the loneliest number, I hear. You'd think it'd be zero, a zero doesn't even have itself. Now that's lonely. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:38, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila

Thanks for that picture of mud. It improves Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila. I’ve used the picture twice. It represents the type of mud reserved for kings. It also represents mud used free by homeless Centaurians. Centaurians insist that there are tangible differences and it’s not just a matter of snobbery. Am I being greedy? You couldn’t get Uncyclopedia a second muddy picture could you? Proxima Centauri 19:34, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

How do i find such amazing pictures of things, stuff and whatnot without leaving my room, you say? Two words: Google. Okay, that's only one word. I'm saving the other one for a rainy day. Or a sunny one. We'll see how it goes. Google image search is your friend. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:06, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Pee Review

Accidentally got you by mistake in that matter. I do apologise for that error. Still new here. I'm still in the cellophane package. Alien Hunter 07:18, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

What are we talking about? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

I think we were talking about Chuck Norris, and then you said LOL NOOB STAWP WACHIN' RECENTCHANGES and scared us off.   Le Cejak • <13:06, 22 May 2008>

I think you're talking about something else. I, meanwhile, am on my own frequency. I don't, however, know what the frequency is, Kenneth. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:11, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Userpage

Just modified it. The mods are from the days I actually hunted ET, ED(NOT the sex disease), because when I was a kid, aliens landed on the property there and we almost got shot by the neighbors. You like? Alien Hunter 07:30, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Needs pix. Also, userpages don't matter. The play is the thing. The thing! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:04, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Its the thought that counts

I'd like to thank you for your vote for Kitty Porn to be highlighted. I have no fancy template to show my appreciation but after all its the thought that counts. If I can ever be of any service just let me know. Thanks again--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 22:15, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

No problem. I vote for pages that I like. I'm like that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:38, 28 May 2008 (UTC)