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- Proof the CIA is using leprechauns to keep the black man down (pictured)
- Airport staff want to see your junk.
- Organized crime, America's farmers, no match for millions of bored Facebook users.
- America's politicians decide to become disc jockeys.
- Satan lets loose evil opossums, demon-possessed proctologists.
- Kanye wins against Lil Wayne in a Twinkie eating Contest
- Charlie Sheen arrested for assaulting the fat kid from Two and a Half Men
- Even Dick Cheney may become a Wolf when the Wolfbane blooms
- Boxer Mike Tyson new spokesperson for General Mills cereals.
- Aliens shut down high-value UFO sighting reporting unit, now prepared for all-out invasion of UK.
- Gary Kirsten presents his revolutionary methods of training for Indian cricketers.
- Tigger Woods Loses His Bounce in the Pooh Sticks Gate Scandal.
- Europe has a new Emperor with a funny name.
- British actor dies . Americans may know who he was.
- Grim Reaper commits suicide after massive week of celebrity deaths
- Some old guy died, or something (ask your parents)