UnNews:New "Weird Al" album to be executively produced by an infant baby

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

A picture of "Weird Al" with his wife and daughter who unfortunately will not be executive producing the album.

LYNWOOD, CALIFORNIA - In a spontaneous press conference announced without any notice or planning. "Weird Al" Yankovic, in the most flashiest suit possible, announced his new album "Cheese Grater". "Weird Al" has not released an album in quite some time but what makes this different is that, get this; it will be produced by an infant baby.

"Weird Al" said in the press conference that, "Babies are smart, loyal and hold all of the keys. Their wisdom will help me make the best album in my career."

It is uncertain how he will get a baby. Some suggest that he will go to God and plead for an infant son blessed with wisdom; others suggest he will make an infant appear via magic. However he gets the baby, it will quite possibly produce the best album in the world.

"Weird Al" intends to use skills of telepathy to communicate with the infant, claiming that "Telepathy is inside all of us, you just gotta be motivated enough to use it." When asked about which parodies and or original songs will be on the album, "Weird Al" declined to comment, though he did reveal that one of the songs will be about how a baby craps itself and needs to cry in order to signal that it needs to be changed.

"Weird Al" then closed out the press conference with his signature line, "We the best!" and subtly ran off to his home in Lynwood.

Skeptics are already doubting "Weird Al's" sanity; however, as a "Weird Al" fan, I have to say that you skeptics are wrong and this'll be the peak of his career. I know it!

Sources

• Morgan Lee "DJ Khaled’s new album will be executive produced by his newborn son" Fact Magazine, February 9, 2017