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This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Necropaxx hath killed Mahm00shA with his/her lance because Mahm00shA is a nefarious evil-doer.


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Pour thy shit beneath this holy header[edit source]

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:55, Aug 18

UnSignpost[edit source]

I'm writing an UnSignpost and I want a quote from you. It's about someone saying CheddarBBQ dosen't like Cheddar BBQ doritos and Mountain Dew. --Docile hippopotamus 07:45, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

"Doritos smells of donkey shit and Mountain Dew tastes like piss" Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 15:10 August 19 '09

UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:11, Aug 24

What Up?[edit source]

haven't heard from you in forever. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 23:19,25August,2009

I was doing time Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 00:26 September 3 '09
???? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 11:01,3September,2009
what? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 22:11 September 3 '09
Doing time? What do you mean? And why are you still not doing anything? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 18:15,7September,2009
I'm in prison for attempted (failed) detonation of a nuke in Paris.. Dont worry, though, i'll break out after 3 weeks, then I'll come to your place and eat pie Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 02:57 September 8 '09
Nice. See ya then. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 19:16,8September,2009
sure thing. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 02:57 September 9 '09

I have also not heard from you in forever, it seems. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:28, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't miss you. Or Paris.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:56 12 September 2009
Orian, I love you. Now, go fuck yourself Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 03:21 September 13 '09

Thanks![edit source]

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'Sincere Thanks'

Thank you very much for helping to make me August 2009's Writer of the Month.

This is hands down one of the best moments I've had on Uncyclopedia. And you helped make it possible. Thank you.

Necropaxx (T) {~}


UnSignpost 4th September[edit source]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:52, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 4th[edit source]

On the contrary, please think of the water polo ovarys! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:02, 7 September 2009

Attention Colonizers![edit source]

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Fredd The Mahmauscher. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:24, 11 Sep

WTF?[edit source]

I made a nom on VFH and you haven't even voted yet? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 23:55,14September,2009

UnSignpost September 10/17[edit source]

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:11, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Marble Thanks[edit source]

Marble Madness.jpg John Smith would like to thank you!

For Helping him get through Marble Madness and defeat the evil bully, Benny Smith (no relation).

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:23 23 September 2009

Thanks![edit source]

Poirot.jpg My little grey cells, zey 'ave solved ze case!

Necropaxx would very much like to thank you for uncovering who the real murderer was.
"If not for your 'elp, mon ami, I fear zat Monsieur Murderer might 'ave escaped."
Double thanks for making this my tenth feature! Woo!

lol m00shie. Also, what? Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:36, Sep 24

long time no talk, how's the you? also, great article, made me lol Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 23:33 September 24 '09
I'm at BYU (Provo, UT) now. Boy, is college a transition. They don't prepare you nearly enough. Necropaxx (T) {~} 06:38, Sep 25

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:26, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

A word from your new insect computer WotM[edit source]

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Thank you so much

for supporting my nomination for Writer of the Month.

I would like to take this opportunity to announce my shift away from writing. The reason is very simple.

As the intelligence of the average Internet user has exponentially decayed, Internet media in general has seen major paradigm shifts, from newsgroups to webcomics to lolcats. Clearly writing is dying, and Photoshop is taking its place. Visual puns such as the one at left are just as funny, and take massively less effort.
Get it? MacMania? A Macintosh wearing a Scottish kilt (because the username begins with "Mac") gone mad (and therefore transformed into a Dalek)? Oh, forget it, I'm sticking to writing.


Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:10 1 Oct 2009]

...[edit source]

You fell off. What the hell happened to your writing ability? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:04, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

well, it isnt mine. i just copy-pasted it from metalstorm.eu.. its cool, though FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:06 October 3 '09

Poo Lit Surprise Time[edit source]

Are you going to enter an article this time around. I'm actually a judge this time, so I can't write one. And no, I can't give you bonus points or anything, cause I'm judging the n00b category this time around. I get to crush people's dreams just as mine were crushed last time. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:07,5October,2009

actually, i might enter with two articles this time, rewrite and alternate. and good luck to you mr dream-crusher :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:31 October 5 '09
Thank you. I though about writing, but I figured I wouldn't be able to climb out of my mental constipation to squeeze a long, brown masterpiece out from between my cheeks in time for the PLS. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 19:44,5October,2009
you shit through your mouth? wow.. and they say im wierd.. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:15 October 5 '09

Noob Tanks[edit source]

User:Why do I need to provide this?/NotM thanks Apparently I accidentally put this on your user page instead of your talk page. I fixed it, but still, sorry about that. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:51, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

ha! no problem, buddy. and congratulations, you've earned it FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:33 October 5 '09

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:26, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

UnTweets[edit source]

Wow the Osama article is looking really good! Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 00:47,8October,2009

It does. I will vote for it on VFH. --Docile hippopotamus 00:50, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Me too, ya know, after PLS. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 00:53,8October,2009
Thanks, guys! It's still unfinished, though —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 10:06 October 8 '09

Mushi Sig[edit source]

Is a bit outrageous. Looky here - Xxxx marks the maximum length -

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 10:06 October 8 '09

Getit?

Also, please remove the logout link from the sig, it's very annoying. Shukran. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:25, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

sure thing, mr. 'dillo. right away. <hebrew for "you're welcome"> —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 16:42 October 9 '09
I've seen sigs that are much longer than that (The KIller Froggy, Zombiebaron). Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 16:51,9October,2009
But you can't say no to mordillo, the charming cuddly bastard. You just can't... He's like the fifteenth Israeli I met on the Internets and the first one I couldnt hate. It's like fucking majik, I tell you. There's a spell on him or something FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:57 October 9 '09
It's my sexy form that has that effect on people. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:00, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Mordillo; Uncyclopedia's very own Jew Siren. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:04, 9 Oct

Hey[edit source]

I never responded to your message since I got a little confused. I thought you had added it, but then removed it. I'm not sure how I came to that conclusion, but I just added your message back to my talk page AND I finally responded to it. Five days late, yeah, but I did! Go there, if you're still interested..... --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:06, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

How is little Mooshy?[edit source]

It appears I've been neglecting you (and everything and everyone else you're not special).    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:40 11 October 2009

orian, lets get this straight: i really, really don't understand what kind of feeling you got for me, but i reckon it's a "bad" feeling, like hatred or something.. personally, i've got nothing against you, you're a nice, funny guy and i love many of your works. please correct me if i'm wrong, but you said on more than one occasion that you hate me, and i dont really know if you're serious or joking.. if this is misunderstanding on my part, then i'm really sorry. if not, kindly fuck off FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:05 October 11 '09
I have? Dude, if I did I was kidding. Admittedly I can have a bit of a nasty sense of humour but just don't take it seriously. If I had real problems with you I'd come tell you and explain why. I think you're cool, too. Sorry for the misunderstanding. And thanks for the kind words and stuff, I'm all flattered now. But yeah, sorry if I've come across as a bit brash, tottally didn't mean it. :|    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:11 11 October 2009
oh god, oh god! sorry, dude, my bad.. i'm really sorry.. please accept my heartly apology. also, sorry. also also, please forget that we ever had this conversation */me puts on black sunglasses and uses that fancy MiB memory erasing thingie* hello, you are orian57, i'm mahmush, and we are best friends :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:21 October 11 '09
He's just uneasy about his feelings for you. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 21:22,11October,2009
hey, pa, where the hell have you been lately? and why don't we talk anymore? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:13 October 11 '09
I've been here. And I've been talking to you. What do you wanna talk about? The birds and the bitches? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 23:10,11October,2009
By the way, are you gonna cast your votes for best articles of the month? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 23:12,11October,2009

What happened to wanting to talk? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 00:15,13October,2009

Talk?[MODUzOPERANDI, teh] 12:40 October 14
About what? The birds and the bitches? Also, hi, Z, I really missed your cuddly cuteness :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:28, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
i'll talk about anything. So, how's tricks? Haha occupational humor. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 19:36,15October,2009
You'll talk about anything, eh? Ok, lets talk about my speciality: military stuff or something. Lets start with tanks.. OMG! Teh Challenger 2 is teh fagzorz! lololol!! teh RPG-29 pwnz itz ass Chobham ERA armour! B00m! TurretRingShot!1! omgpwnage!! FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:38, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

You have a quote for me?[edit source]

Bring it! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:38, 14 October 2009

about what, exactly? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Well, you said you wanted in. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:44, 14 October 2009
""No, I don't have no fucking comment.. No more motherfucking journalists, please.. NO FUCKING QUOTES.. Fuck off, already.."" FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:51, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Then why the double quotes? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:47, 15 October 2009
Typo. I wanted to make it bold and/or italic or something, I don't remember. And I didn't notice it til ten minutes ago FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:51, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
What do you want to write then? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:57, 15 October 2009
Dunno.. The clemens drama, maybe? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:02, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Nah. No dramas in the UnSignpost. You're free to try and fill in the right part of the box, if you want. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:13, 15 October 2009
Nah, not this time, there's nothing interesting to write about. Maybe next week's issue. Now, would you please get your stinking sock off my talk page? The chicks are running away because of the smell FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:22, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM MUAHAHA!Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM HAHA!Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM HA!Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:36, 15 October 2009
Now the chicks are dying.. I'm.. dying.. too... Rem..em..ber.. me.. as.. *cough* argh! ....... FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:36, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:21, Oct 16

I hath slain thee, apparently.[edit source]

Is this in reference to something? I'm flattered, by the way. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 01:13, Oct 19

It's cool, you're cool and I'm not. So, thou slay me. And it's in reference to your victory over me at PLS. Did I mention that you're cool? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:33, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
*polite chuckle* Enough flattery. What do you want? Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 20:16, Oct 19
no, i'm not kissing ass. i just think you're cool FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 04:08, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
You can remove the template now. GlobalTourniquet just kicked my butt. Knew I should have bribed him... Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 13:47, Oct 20
still two to go. i wont remove it before the final results FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:06, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Holy smoke![edit source]

Did you see GT's judging?! Blargh! Not even in the top five! /weeps Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:18, Oct 20

Yes, I've just seen them... I came at number 5 for "unrealized potential." /weeps FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 03:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
Gotta have faith. Gotta have faith. 'Dillo and Colin will pull through. Come on. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:49, Oct 20
I'm playing on the same plan.. I think mordillo will like mine FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 03:52, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
Well, now it's official. I'm depressed. Yeah, I know there's two more judges, but even if I get Number 1 on both of theirs, Guildy will still win. What really bugs me about this is that I thought it was so funny that I was bragging about it to everyone. Deserved it, I guess, but.... rrrrggggg. WHAT now??? Tuesday, 17:02, Oct 20
You gotta hand it to Guildy, he's one of the very best writers uncyclopedia ever had.. The guy can do REAL satire.. But of course, i have to say "hard luck, Necropaxx," and I'm sure the two remaining judges will give your article a better score (at my expense, of course.) Also, that's it for me today, i'm buggering off for the rest of the day. Talk to you tomorrow FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:20, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, you're right. See ya. WHAT now??? Tuesday, 20:50, Oct 20 2009
The day is already over... So, I'm here to stalk you! Muahahahaha! (kidding) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:59, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for...[edit source]

User:POTR/Template:Lateral Thanking Pup t 04:00, 20/10/2009

my pleasure FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 04:05, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Mahm00shA's bee says[edit source]

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Sun Bee thanks King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Any time, buddy FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:20, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Plunger[edit source]

Mister Moosh - your plunger (also known as rollback) has been delivered. Be sure to use that only in cases of blatant vandalism. In case of a questionable taste rather than vandalism it's always better to do undo with an explanation rather than rollback. Use it wisely. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:46, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

won't let you down, thanks. :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:49, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

You'll be hearing from my attorney[edit source]

You'll be hearing from my attorney. (Seriously, I'm getting a kick out of this, even though I expect the joke to end in about five minutes). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:15, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Good luck, then FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 03:18, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

LOL[edit source]

Thanks for the move anyway. [b]- zhelili ??? 06:34 October 21

Now, copy the contents to the page with the correct title, then put the one with the wrong title up for QVFD. :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:37, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Alternatively, I can use the page for lots of random stuff. Which is better. [definitely not you]??? 10:24 October 21
Hey, you're not impersonating me! Stop that! definitely AM Why do I need to provide this??? 01:09, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Seriously, I can't find Brooklyn[edit source]

Love, User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig3 and WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:46, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

About this[edit source]

I considered reverting it too, but a quick Google/Wiki search revealed that Nick Griffin is some British politician, so I let it stand. Checking whether the named person has a Wikipedia page is generally a good sign as to whether it's vanity. --Andorin Kato 08:52, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, sorry.. You can revert my edit. But I usually consider inserting someone's name in the first section vanity/cyberbullying. But thanks a lot, I'll be more careful in the future. HOW comes??? 08:57, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:13, Oct 23

Martina Hingis[edit source]

Why did you revert me ? I throught this joke suits to this article. Do you think I'm really two years older than her ? Morever, you have removed my link to my French translation. Ftiercel 19:52, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Oops. Sorry, I wrongly assumed that it was vanity. I'll restore your edit. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:14, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
Tut tut, Mahm00shA, that's twice now you've screwed up. Mordillo's gonna get you for this... =) Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:45, Oct 26 2009
the twice were undo not rollback, i don't rollback unless the edit is utter shit FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 09:08, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, yeah[edit source]

I beat you in PLS! Woo! Even though I should probably shut up as I only got fourth place out of eight... Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:45, Oct 26 2009

See? I told you FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 09:09, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know[edit source]

In response to your query, I have no idea what I was doing, I must have reverted accidentally, I wasn't even looking at Uncyc at the time... I'm just going to change my password.... Weird. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:15, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Drugs are bad, m`kay? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:19, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
The colours! Oh god the colours!! --ChiefjusticeDS 14:22, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

2nd Runner Up[edit source]

3rd place. Not bad. That's 2 up from last year (or 1 for me) It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 20:39,30October,2009

Yeah. But I still suck big time FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 03:50, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

I hate you?[edit source]

I'm sorry, there must be some sort of misunderstanding. I don't hate you at all. At most, I must have found several of your edits rather annoying and overreacted in my patented TKF overreactive manner, but I really find you rather helpful, especially as of late. Anyway, I'm sorry for accidentally hating you those alleged two times. And, while we're on the subject, I don't hate anyone at all except for Guildensterneinstineinsin (and, to a lesser extent, and also by association, The Artist Formerly Known As Thomas Pynchon's Left Nut) and also Isra1337 because seriously fuck that guy. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:15, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

Oops, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, sir.. I'm really flattered, by the way. Thanks. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 03:01, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
What the hell? Why do you hate my gradado so much TFK? I can see the racism written in between your lines. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 21:32,30October,2009
They guy just said that he doesn't hate him. Also, can we stop using the term hate? We're all text on a humor wiki. What does hate have to do with anything? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:41, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
Read between the lines. There's hate written all over those little white spaces. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 22:24,30October,2009
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HAET HATE HATE HAT HATRED HATEY HATE MCHATE HATE HATE HATER HATESIES!!!!
Between the lines? What on earth do you mean? Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:36, Nov 2 2009

Thanks![edit source]

ChiefjusticeDS.jpg Chief would like thank you for voting for him to be UotM for October

Thanks! It means a lot to me, which is quite depressing on it's own.

--ChiefjusticeDS 15:46, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Wait.. Did I vote for you?! FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:23, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

OMG thx!!!!1!![edit source]

Thanks Mahmoosh for the UotM nom!

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This user is awesome.

High five!

Yes you are. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:42, Nov

:) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:51, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit source]

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Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website[edit source]

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:03 3 Nov 2009]

Thanks![edit source]

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FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

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MAHMOOSHA 2.0[edit source]

Is pretty funny. Did FAKEtech steal your girlfriend too? Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 21:37, Nov 3 2009

Kinda. The penis they gave me was faulty.. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 03:37, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I wanted to mention that. Love the new user page *on time* It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 03:40,4November,2009

Oh, thank you, adopapa! Also, remember when you said that you like my bin laden article? Well, I want you to VFH it FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 03:43, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Did you get it Pee Reviewed already? Oh, and speaking of articles I like on PR, check it out It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 03:52,4November,2009
Your leprechaun? Dude, you know I don't do reviews, but... My advice: add more jokes, subtle jokes so it doesn't contrast the serious tone of the article. The article itself is more well-written than anything I've ever written, but it needs more laughs.. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 04:09, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
The UnTweets is up It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 01:23,5November,2009

Thanks[edit source]