User talk:Fredd The Mahmauscher/archive 2

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archive and rape

you're welcome and rape. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:36, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

ouch, my butthole hurts Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 17:39, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

archive template

I put the archive template on User talk:Mahm00shA/archive1. --Docile hippopotamus 07:16, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

thanks, doc! Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 07:58, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Glitches NO

Would you care for something from the honor bar? I'll pay ;) The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 23:28, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Oo, certainly! But let me pay, I'm very rich, you know ;) Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 03:54, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Rich in bacon? I wish I was rich enough to have a neat profile. The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 22:27, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
mind if i help you with your profile layout? Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 05:37, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Not at all! ^_^ And about that UnSignPost thing, is my name seriously in that thing? =O The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 05:43, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
I'll be happy to help. And about USP, no, your name isnt really there, they are using the {{USERNAME}} thing that never gets old =D i wish my your name was really there, tho Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 05:51, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
My ego, it has deflated a little. D= So what's first with the profile? =D The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 08:07, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
A pink background and some girly userboxes, I think. Take a look at this, it is a good example Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:12, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Ohhh you had me going there. Cause I don't do pink =P Hmmm...well, I dunno the first thing about coding it to make it look like that. D: ~ HouseMDfan 04:54, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
just tell me how you'd like your page, and let me do the codes.. Or steal them from other pages, to be percise. Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:06, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
I'd like to just have it look normal with a table of contents to my userboxes and my talk page. ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe.gif 01:50, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:10, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Papyrus article

Have you finished it? --Docile hippopotamus 08:01, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

nearly.. I just need some images. Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:06, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Can I add a section, something like "People rumoured to be in possession of The Papyrus"? --Docile hippopotamus 08:20, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
you mean after it was stolen? If so, yes but try to stay in tone of the rest of the article, and dont go over the top Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:25, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
I've added it. What do you think? --Docile hippopotamus 08:47, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
I couldnt have done better myself :) Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:51, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
do we nominate it for VFH when it gets the pictures? --Docile hippopotamus 09:02, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
yes, but get a good pee first Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 09:07, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

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FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recent Writer of the Month campaign

Your support is greatly appreciated.

Sir Guildensternenstein


I'm a whore

vote for me please--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:29, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

The Papyrus

I notice there are no references to you in it. Did you take them out? --Docile hippopotamus 09:01, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

ya, Gerry said so. Take a look at the Papyrus talk page Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:03, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Ok. For the record you can have your name in their if you want, I've read good articles with authors names in them. --Docile hippopotamus 11:13, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
I may do that later, after the article gets off VFH. ...On an unrelated sidenote, where are you from? Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 11:25, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Australia. On another unrelated sidenote, have you seen Nile live? --Docile hippopotamus 11:57, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
they never came to Egypt, no band does anyway. But ive seen some of their live performances on youtube, if that is what you mean Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 12:07, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Reviewed Grapes of Wrath

Review here if you want to read it.

Saberwolf116 13:55, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

thanks buddy for your effort. Will do the rewrite, sooner or later. Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 14:00, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

:(

Your vote for Dragon Warrior has put it 1 ahead of me.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:13, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

I have voted. Your currently second place now CheddarBBQ. --Docile hippopotamus 02:57, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Holy shit, really? Thank u. although, i'm technically only 2nd if karl and dragon stay tied.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 03:53, 3 May 2009 (UTC)--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 03:51, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
no offence, cheddy, but dragon warrior literaly made me laugh my ass to oblivion, and i will vote for it best of 2009, or even the best of uncyclopedia. Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 03:56, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Wow. Maybe I should read it. And no offense. I don't wanna be a tyrant.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 14:40, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

it has to be said

--Docile hippopotamus 04:49, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

thanks, moyt ;) Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 04:51, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

why

Did you name yourself Mahm00shA? just wondering. --Docile hippopotamus 05:12, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

fine.. Basicly, mahmoosha is a nonsensial name. My real name is Ma7ammad, the Egyptian Arabic variant of Mu7ammad. <the 7 stands for the Arabic letter ح‎> Anyway, my mother used to call me mahmoosha when I was a kid; she is good at making up names for kids.. When I got to registering to uncyc, I asked her Hey mum, what was that stupid name you used to call me back in my childhood days? She replied Which one? Papapatamooza? Fgt'kant? Oozalampa? Oompa loompa? Mahmoosha? Atez-- I interupted her, saying yea, yea, Mahmoosha. Thanks.. Now go make me some french fries. And voila! I got my username. Then I capitalized the M and the A to resemble the MetallicA logo, and changed the os to 0s. And here I am... Your turn now, doc. Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 05:31, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I was at home and needed to come up with a username because I was entering Forum:You've always wanted to be able to openly fight for my affection. Now you can. the night it closed, December 11. I was thinking about what I could name myself. I thought of an animal, hippopotamus, but I needed something before that, so I thought Placid hippopotamus and then thought Docile hippopotamus. I liked the name and entered in at User:Multiliteralist/SysRq and the revenge of the mutant zombie androids because I didn't know how to put my entry in my userspace, and the forum had archived by the time I was entering. --Docile hippopotamus 06:01, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I named myself HouseMDfan because I'm a fan of HouseMD and it's the name I use everywhere. (I want to be popular! ;_; ) ~ HouseMDfanIcon House by ranxowe.gif 06:06, 3 May 2009
just stay active, and you will be popular. Also, since you are a female and most regulars here are fat male nerds, with a bit of whoring and stuff like that your popularity will skyrocket. Trust me Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 06:13, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Well in my case, my family is Catholic and crabs are unusual, so I went with CrabPope --CrabPope 10:15, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
man, how about starting a forum for that? Forum:Why did you choose that username? what do y'all say? Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:23, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

after The Papyrus...

Any idea what you are going to work on once The Papyrus article is done? --Docile hippopotamus 07:27, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

my finals at college Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:34, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

So...

Are you a girl? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:35, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

fuck you, cant you read? You can? Then read my user page. Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:48, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Sorry. I was just confused by your South Park image... Please forgive me. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:51, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
itr rambo, buddy. Rambo has long hair. Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:53, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I see what you mean, but the pink on the cheeks got me mixed up. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:03, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
What can one say? Rambo is gay, thats it... :) Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 09:21, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
True. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
there, I replaced it by a more accurate one. Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 09:50, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
You can keep both if you want. Leddy has one of him regular and another one where he's dead, so I'd guess it wouldn't be a problem. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:56, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Papyrus article on VFH

Worth asking the other Mahm00shits to check it out? --Docile hippopotamus 11:00, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

of course! And check out my new sig!! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 11:02 4 May '09
great sig my Egyptian friend. --Docile hippopotamus 11:04, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
want me to ask the Mahm00shits or you? --Docile hippopotamus 11:04, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
ya, moyt. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 11:08, 4 May '09
ok. I'll do it tomorrow. Must study now. --Docile hippopotamus 11:09, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
what does moyt mean? --Docile hippopotamus 11:09, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
isnt it how you Australians pronounce mate? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 11:10, 4 May '09

مترجم جوجل مثل أسوأ شيء في الوجود. اللعنة! أنا المماطلة. أوه نعم ، وهذه هي الكيفية التي الاستراليين يقول رفيقة --CrabPope 19:44, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

at least it makes some sense. And I see you used the russian one for your user page Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 02:26, 5 May '09

What the fuck?

Another sig change? What is that, 6? I've had 1 sig my whole time on Uncyclopedia. The only changes i MADE were the font, the tiny pic, and the links.--Cheddar (this is not my sig, bitch)

On Sig 3

How did you get the image to shrink in the sig? I can't seem to do that.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 00:38, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

socky did it for me Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 02:27, 5 May '09
Wow. I went to Scoky about 10 mins ago and left him a message asking if he knew how to do it. I guess he does.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:36, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
How did you get the time to look the way it does?
take a look at user talk:HouseMDfan I found it there Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 02:50, 5 May '09

Voat hoaring.. Sorta.. Sorta

Whatever it was - this article - it's gone. If you can get it back I'll take a look. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:26, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

its on VFH now. Take a look at it and voat Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 07:37, 5 May '09
As it stands now it would be an against vote, but if you kill the formatting you may have something to work with. Do you mind if I play around with it, refine it, or at least help you to do so? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:17, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Id be very happy if you play around with it, and if it is featured, you might recieve some IRL cash :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 11:13, 6 May '09

Yet another useless award

Mechthing.jpg Rabbi Techno awards you this lovely Mechanical Thing
because you voted for something I wrote to be featured.
Cheers!

hey

"grow the fuck up, boy. Leetspeak ceased to be cool back in like 1999. Unless you are an 11 years old blob, in which case I cant blame you, really" Really? Are you that much of a douchebag to think that your elitist and conceited attitude towards communication makes you older and superior to me? You are 18. You can't even legally drink yet. STFU. I don't want to have to argue on the fucking internet over something as stupid as this, because arguing on the internet is like having down syndrome, not matter how your day (of arguing or having Downs) ends, in the end you are still retarded. Please grow up, and respect other people and how they communicate.( unless it is just overly profane, then it is just fucking dumb) --REEFER 15:54, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

excuse me, were you saying something? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 15:58, 5 May '09
elitist? Me? Ha Ha! Ok ok, anyway, sorry for my harsh language, old one. Really, no hard feelings, sorry again.. Although I still believe you are younger than me. Again, sorry :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 16:05, 5 May '09
Believe what you want Mahm00shA.--REEFER 16:31, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
I already do, REEFER :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 16:35, 5 May '09
Of course you would.--REEFER 16:37, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
[www.encyclopediadramatica.com/wiki/Offended sure] :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 16:43, 5 May '09
Cut it out you two, or I'll shove my banhammer where the sun doesn't shine. Let's just summarize that I am the old git, OK? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:06, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Sir. Yes, sir. 750 push-ups, sir? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 17:13, 5 May '09
I'll put a fiver on me being older than all of you. Damn kids. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:08, 5 May
Older than me? You lose. Give me that fiver. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:12, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
You made a bet for a fiver with a Jew? Bad, bad move. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:15, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
hi, Metallica! Im Bart, Im a hundred years old and I drive the School bus. Therefor, Bart wins the fiver :þ Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 17:23, 5 May '09
cut it out you two, or I will... I will... I will what? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 17:13, 5 May '09
Haha Americans can't drink till they're 21! And yet they can buy assault rifles when they're 18 ... --CrabPope 19:06, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

You're Welcome

Your article ahs been whored to everyone that voted for Jenny, plus a couple others. YAY WHORING!!!15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg19:19,6May,2009

Hey

It's that time again! YAY WHORING!!!--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:07,7May,2009

Also, if you can find someone I haven't whore to yet, please do so, though I doubt thee will be anyone without a whore message from me YAY WHORING!!!--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:19,7May,2009

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special


Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:12, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

BFF again!

I've nommed you on BFF again :D User:Zheliel/sigz2 07:42, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

how about me nomming you this time? :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 08:13, 9 May '09

pee

Worth putting bob the sperm and the papyrus article on the pee review? --Docile hippopotamus 00:52, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

sure, moyt :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 00:53, 10 May '09

Fishing...

Hi, are you a co-writing type? If you like my nonsense you might like to co something. I have a number of ideas and half-finished articles. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 10:38, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

yeh, why not? It'll be fun :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 11:39, 10 May '09
OK, can you meet me in chat about 2-3 hours from now? The stuff gets kickstarted there pretty easily I've found. If not then another day. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 14:56, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
In the begining there were no problems. And God saw it was good. But lo! Mahm00shA is on his cell phone browser. And he can not IRC. And God saw it was not good. Verily, he shalt not be available for the day, for he is buried in deep college-related shit. And thou shalt wait for the morrow. And there was darkness. And God couldnt see shit. And he said let there be light! Verily, the power was out. And still he couldnt see shit. Amen. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 15:12, 10 May '09
You speak english incredibly well for a non-native speaker, wait a minute - You're not really Egyptian at all, you fake! --CrabPope 17:15, 10 May 2009 (UTC)Teamamericagary1.jpg
of course I aint, cant you see Im actually an undercover fbi agent trying to trick you into telling me where do you keep your child porn collection. :)
You can plainly see he's a warewolf - a teenage wearwolf! OK, tomorrowish suits me fein. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:28, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
by college-related shit I meant EXAMS. Finals throughout the whole month actually. And he saw it wasnt good. Ill try to be available tomorrow, though. Oh and just FYI, I failed ALL my midterms, midyears and practicals.. So most likely I'll be studying just to pass the fucking year Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 21:50, 10 May '09

Whore

Do I have to explain adoson? I don't think I do. Not get your mother-tossin ass over there and vote.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg19:23,10May,2009

huh? Where? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 21:10, 10 May '09
At VFH. My article. Ya gotta know which one it is.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:40,10May,2009

What Happened?

To us making a collaboration? Like we said we would like the week we "met?" The HowTo or whatever? We could make a HowTo:Get Down On Your Knees and Suck Cheddar's... or something like that. 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:45,11May,2009

By the way, I took your whoring advice. I whored to fewer people, and all whoring was unique. YA--- Actually, I think I'll let you say it this time adoson. 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:57,11May,2009

Ya know what sucks?

My User Failed Template is becoming very popular now, but I'm no longer able to proudly display it. I guess there's a negative side to being featured. 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 18:17,12May,2009

Time To Go

Ok, everybody, it's time for me to leave for a while, got some finals to study for and hundreds of pages that I'll be studying for the first time... So, goodbye everybody, I'll miss you. Goodbye Cheddy. Goodbye <insert name here>. A VERY BIG GOODBYE AND THANK YOU TO SOCKY. Happy birthday, Tags. Sorry, whomever I've ever pissed. Fuck you, moardildo :) I'll miss you all, guys. (even moardildo.. I've never though I'd be missing the Jew, but I do now.. *sniff*) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 04:19, 13 May '09

Aw... For reals this time? Who am I gonna go to when a need a shoulder to whore on? 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 17:17,13May,2009
im afraid yes, for real this time. The day of reckoning is night. And m00sh shalt be assfucked. And thou shalt weep for him, for he shalt be assfucked. Verily, he shalt be assfucked. Lo! He is being assfucked. And the LORD saw it was no good. And the LORD ascended on his throne and said let not m00sh be assfucked. And so it was. And m00sh was not assfucked. And thou shalt weep not for him. For he is not assfucked. (assfuckisis, 42:13) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 17:33, 13 May '09
Ow, my ass. So, you'll be back July 1st? That's like 1.5 months. I think. Yeah. That means that for 1.5 months, I'l have 1 less guaranteed Symbol for vote.svg For. on my noms. I'll have to go back to whoring for money votes! NOOOO!!! yay 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 19:12,13May,2009
Oh and am I Cheddy AND CheddarBBQ? Does this means I get 2 goodbyes? Why don't a get a very big goodbye? 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 19:13,13May,2009

Something to Look Forward to

I'm planning on nomming you for UotM next month, 'cause I think you've done a bang-up job of getting the hang of things in a short amount of time as well as helping out other people as well as being nice about it too (except to the REEFER guy, but really, I don't blame you at all). The only reason I'm not nomming you now is that Socky has it pretty much wrapped down tight. Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:43, May 14

YAAAAY thank you my friend, thank you very very much. Thank you. Also, thanks. Also also, muchos gracias. Also also also, danke schön. Also also also also, merci. Also also also also also, شكرا :) :) :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 03:55, 14 May '09

Tweet

Twittergraffiti.jpg Mr McElroy says thanks!

his blog is teh funnies!

11:44pm May 14th from web

tanks for teh voats!

11:45pm May 14th from web

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 09:41 14 May 2009

HowTo:Become A King

I read it. Putting it on pee review? --Docile hippopotamus 09:09, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

i dunno, its still rough and raw, and i dont have time for it, my finals begin after four days. Perhaps you could add some pictures, spellcheck the article and put it on pee if you want.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 09:45, May, 15 '9
If you put it on pee review I can pee on it this weekend. Good luck with the finals. --Docile hippopotamus 10:19, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
What he said. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 11:08,15May,2009

You graduated

  • sniff* Looks like my little adoson is all grown up. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 19:34,15May,2009
*sniff* I love you, adopapa! *sniff* and maybe you should consider adding your name to the big list of adopters, you are quite experienced now. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 05:26, May, 16 '09
I don't know. While I am now an experienced adopter, I still have had very little success on Uncyc. I don't know how much help I can be to n00bs, but still, you have more written than me, plus a religious following and Ankh smite.png Bless. and Smite lightning.svg Smite.. I must've done something right. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 05:35,16May,2009
you have a FEATURE! Thats more than enough. Now go add your name, make Italy proud! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 06:10, May, 16 '09
Change Don't Assume Any Faith to Assume Mahm00shite Faith? --Docile hippopotamus 05:52, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Done, moit :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 06:10, May, 16 '09

UnSignpost May 14th

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:56, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

I took your advice.

I'm now officially part of the Ad0pt-A-N00b program. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:50,17May,2009

Bless'd

Ankh smite.png Thou art bless'd by Ra for thou hath voted at the sacred temple for thy Zheliel.

User:Zheliel/sigz2

>:D User:Zheliel/sigz2 09:50, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Fatdrunkstupid.jpg Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!

Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:20 18 May 2009

Sorry, but...

...I changed a thing. Please don't do things like that, if you can help it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:37, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

not even das mahmauscher? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 00:30, May, 19 '09

Would you...

Would you like your sigs to alternate on the same page? If so, just add |1 in your sig code, like so {{User:Mahm00shA/sig4|1}}. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:58, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

thanks Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 13:10, May, 20 '09
moar thanks Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 13:10, May, 20 '09
even moar thanks Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 13:11, May, 20 '09
yet moar thanks Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 13:12, May, 20 '09

Hey, why isnt it working? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 13:13, May, 20 '09

You need to change it at your preferences. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:15, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
I did. Its {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Mahm00shA/sig4|1}} Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 13:19, May, 20 '09
Wait. Try removing the "SUBST:nosubst|" part. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:25, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
No wait. That'll just substitute it all. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:32, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
I may have the solution, but it involves making another sig page. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:32, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
do it then :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 13:39, May, 20 '09
I made the page. Now all you need to do is change your {{SUBST:Nosubst|... to {{SUBST:User:Mahm00shA/sig5}} and it should work. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:44, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Mahm00shA (talk) 13:57, May, 20 '09

moar thanks Mahm00shA (talk) 13:58, May, 20 '09
Um, there's still something wrong. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:58, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Whats wrong?

You're flooding the page with code. Wait. You changed "sig4" to "sig5", right? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:00, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
no.. But i did it now Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 14:04, May, 20 '09
Okay. It looks perfect now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:04, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
now, here is your big thanky, a hetero manhug, a bottle of 1599 whiskey and a ferrari :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 14:08, May, 20 '09

Test

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Testing is fun, isn't it. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:15, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
indeed :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 14:18, May, 20 '09

Test

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Test

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Thanks!