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- A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment
- African giraffe
- American (species)
- An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters
- Animal Suicide
- Animal fucking
- Animals with feet war with animals with no feet
- Ant
- Antbortion
- Arachnism
- Baboon
- Baby Seal
- Balloon Animals
- Bear
- Biology
- Bipolar bear
- Birds Aren't Real
- Blue-ringed octopus
- Bucephalus
- Cactus
- Cherry
- Chicken
- Cockroach
- Corn snake
- Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire
- Cow tipping
- Curious George
- Daemonic kitties
- Dinosaur
- Donner
- Easter Bunny
- Edward the Gibbon
- Elephant
- Ethnicity
- Feral Child
- Firesheep
- Flying Purple People Eater
- Fred Basset
- Frog
- Frog Semen
- G-Rex
- Garfield
- Gay whales in Darfur
- Gazebo
- Gazelle
- Goldfish
- Grue
- Hen named Ty
- Homing pigeon
- HowTo:Be Man's Best Friend
- HowTo:Blow a dog
- HowTo:Breathe
- HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone
- HowTo:Make it drink
- Human anatomy
- Humans
- I burning your dog
- Jaws did WTC
- Kingfisher
- Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters
- Kitten Cookbook
- Kitten Huffing
- Kitten hurling battle
- Kitty porn
- Lobster
- Major urinary proteins
- Male Adolescence
- Marshmallow
- Mastodon
- Melville the One Trick Pony
- Moby-Dick
- Morning wood
- Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats
- Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem
- New Hampshire Merchant Cat
- Old McDonald
- Orange construction barrel
- Otter
- Peacock
- Peter Rabbit Reanimated
- Pikmin
- Plankton
- Plant
- Polar bear
- Pond whale
- Really Big Tree
- Recent developments in Crypto-Zoology
- Rock lobster
- Rough Gay Wolf Sex
- Salamander
- Seal Clubbing
- Sex
- Sheep
- Skunk
- Slender loris
- Snakes on a Plane
- Spider
- St. Peter's Basilica
- Steve Irwin
- Stupid Cats
- Sturgeon
- Suddenly, Raccoons
- Sun bee
- Tapir
- The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011
- The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner
- The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy
- The fact that you don't want a poodle
- Tit
- Toaster
- UnBooks:Did you ever lock horns with a goat?
- UnBooks:Funeral of the Easter Bunny
- UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten
- UnBooks:Those uncomfortable moments when no one knows what to do
- UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To The Zoo
- UnDebate:What does the fox say?
- UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds
- UnTunes:Animal (With Actual Animals)
- Until the Cows Come Home
- Wallet moth
- Whale bones
- Why?:Hunt Unicorns
- Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane?
- Why?:Put Down the Duckie?
- Why?:Save the mooses?
- Why?:Sell Cocaine to Monkeys
- Wild Jews
- Womp Rat
- World Wildlife Fund
- Xenopubes
Health & Medicine
- A pizza a day keeps the doctor away
- A. A. Milne
- AIDS (Space Program)
- AIDS Popsicles
- Abnormality
- Alternative medicine
- Alzheimers Groundhog's Day
- Animal Suicide
- Antbortion
- Antibiotics
- Apathy
- Artificial Pseudoscientology
- Asexuality
- Astrology
- Avenge my death
- Banana Jacket
- Bat Fuck Insane
- Batman
- Bipolar Girl
- Bipolar bear
- COVID-19
- COVID-19 Solutions Incorporated
- Carmen Miranda Syndrome
- Cartilage
- Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase
- Classy
- Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
- Common sense
- Compulsive cabin building
- Confidence
- Constipation
- Cowation
- Creepy
- Crossbow
- Crying and Wanking
- Cyanide
- Daemonic kitties
- Decapitation Disease
- Democrazy
- Distraction
- Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter
- Dreaming
- Drugs
- Dyslexia
- Ebola
- Everything is great
- Faith
- Fake announcer voice
- Fecal E.Coli
- Female genital mutilation
- File 8AO4F: The God Case
- Finger Cancer
- Five-second rule
- Freudian slip
- Gangrene
- Gee, the mannequins at Old Navy sure are hot!
- Gemeentevervoerbedrijf
- Good cop, bad cop
- Grandmother paradox
- Gym
- Honesty
- Hong Kong Feng Shui
- HowTo:Be Happy
- HowTo:Beat jet lag
- HowTo:Breathe
- HowTo:Check for Lumps
- HowTo:Clown Stalk
- HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw
- HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One)
- HowTo:Frighten small children
- HowTo:Fuck Off
- HowTo:Hear a Picture
- HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus
- HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick
- HowTo:Know if you're right brained or left brained
- HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men)
- HowTo:Persuade your husband
- HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish
- HowTo:Stalk your ex
- HowTo:Subsist on an all-OREO® diet for the rest of your life
- HowTo:Survive A Premature Burial
- Human anatomy
- Humility
- Hypnotist
- Hypochondria
- I Have A Problem
- I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation
- I have a dream
- ITrip
- Idiot
- Imagination
- Insomnia
- Jew Claw
- Kettlebell
- Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters
- Lateral thinking
- Lateral thinking puzzle
- Let Someone Else Do It
- Loneliness
- Love
Mathematics
- 0.999...
- 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
- 43
- 9 out of 10
- Bat Fuck Origami
- Complete list of applications of trigonometry in today's society
- Counting to potato
- Escher
- Function (mathematics)
- Hairy ball theorem
- Incompleteness Theorem
- Intelligent Mathematics
- Mathematics
- Negative potato
- Newmath
- Nillion
- Number
- Number bases
- Perfect Square
- Pie Chart
- Pointless Paradox
- Probability theory
- The Orbital Resonance Ratio of Jupiter's Largest Moons
- The Popularity of War
- White horses
Chemistry
Physics
- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- 99942 Apophis
- AIDS (Space Program)
- Albert Einstein
- Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist
- Arecibo message
- Aries
- Astrology
- Barbenheimer
- Boyd's Law
- British Moon-landing
- Cancer (constellation)
- Dark Science
- Descentiousness
- Doody
- Earth
- Electricity
- Extraterrestrial life
- Flash Gordon
- Frankly Disappointing Telescope
- Gemini
- Heat death of the universe
- Hodgepodge
- Illegal aliens from outer space!
- Jimmy Mozzarella
- Krypton
- Marie Curie
- Matter
- Moon hoax
- Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats
- NASA
- Neptune
- Orion
- Personality disorder
- Physics
- Physics Act of 1707
- Physics doesn't exist, it's all about Gnomes
- Pierre Curie
- Poof, There It Is Theory
- Post Apocalypse
- Quantum Economics
- Saturn (Lying Bitch)
- Senator
- Solar flares
- Solar wind
- Star Wars
- Sun
- Tachyon
- Terraforming
- The Big Crunch
- The First Lunar-American War
- The History of the Atom
- The Orbital Resonance Ratio of Jupiter's Largest Moons
- UnBooks:My frozen breath above the stars
- UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon
- UnScripts:Who built the moon
- Universe
- Universe (musical)
- Unobtanium
- Vortex
- Xanax
Technology
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- Antifreeze
- Assassins from the future
- Banana Phone
- Barack Obama's Teleprompter
- Bread machine
- Commemorative plate
- Door handle
- EDSAC
- Electricity
- Elevator
- Elon Musk
- External combustion engine
- F4
- Firearm attachments
- Freezer
- Future ☭f tomorrow, today!
- Gas tungsten arc welding
- Gaydar
- God's answering service
- Google Middle Earth
- Grand Theft Audio
- Greatest Inventions
- Hammer
- Homophones (grammar)
- HowTo:Change a lightbulb
- HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship
- Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
- Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?
- J'accuzzi
- KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand
- Katy Perry Hit Generator
- Large text
- List of weapons that don't exist, but should
- Motorized Shopping Cart
- My Journeys with the GPS
- Nazi Hover Tank
- Neuroipods
- Nuclear semiotics
- Old Tech
- Papyrus
- Phone sex
- Plink
- Pointy sticks
- Pontius Pilot
- Printer ink
- Rapto-velocity
- Robot
- Robot Sex in Popular Media
- Scissor
- Self-toasting bread
- Shopping Cart
- Spambot
- Speech to text software
- Stereotype
- Telephone pole
- Television
- Terraforming
- Thomas Alva Edison - a man to measure
- Toaster
- Toilet Door Communication
- Toilets in Japan
- UnBooks:Biography: The guy who invented soap
- UnBooks:The Complete Asshole's Guide to Time Travel
- UnBooks:The Digital Divide
- UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World
- VCR Manual
- Vending machine vending machine
- Water powered bus
- Why?:Reinvent the wheel
- Why?:Use a wooden condom
- Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?
- Wind generators
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