Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without WETBACK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BALLS article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder FLYING FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK YOU, sudden DAMN IT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING or BLOWJOB vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ART METAL PRODUCTS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKFUCKFUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PUSSY MONKEY'S UNCLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ANAL DIABETES utterFUCKance of socially NIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GENITALIA television programs to address PUPPIES Tourette's syndrome.

COCKSUCKER Tourette's is TESTICLE CHOKE not to be SPIC confused with FUCK OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying URINE-GARGLING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LOLCAT random SEMEN disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN IT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUKKAKE language, DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS ARTIST BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITE souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKTARD quantities TITTIES of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A FLAMING ASS BADGER Polite Note to the GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS Author:

The JERRY Tourette's HIGH WAGES Research Institute was SHITCOCK founded to PISS OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAGHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS article SUCK COCKS IN HELL! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DUMBASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGFUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SHITBALLS Tourrette's sufferers MAMA MIA swear. You can I WILL END YOU! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOBSHITE TV, for always focusing on the SHITE bad side of a terrible GOD BLESS AMERICA thing.
The main PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTT-HEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTT-FOR-BRAINS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT knee SHITSLINGING NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is AUTOFELLATIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SEMEN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for NECROPHILIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS sufferers to become ALF manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit RECTUM RAIDER suicide.
There is no BELLEND cure, and the SCROTUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKBAG tics often have adverse INBRED side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRENCH TICKLER perodol" which caused my entire CUNTING ASSCRACK body to go DOUGHNUT PUNCHER numb and PISS OFF MY ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than MILF it is without the TOWELHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a PIG tourette syndrome POOPOO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the WHORE public view of Tourettes as a "[EXPLETIVE] swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ARSEBADGERS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RAT'S ASS sorry for CRAPMUNCHER "hi-jacking" your LOLCAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SON OF A BITCH this that really FUCKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) YOU WANKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLUSTERFUCK time.

Best GO HOME AND DIE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. SMEG Regards to Andrew FUCK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The CHINK bastard who wrote this article. You can MOTHERFUCKER punch him if you TACO want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE HAS AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GREASER saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK YOU Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CRAPMUNCHER and RAT'S ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITWANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKFACE BAND WITH 4 TWISTY VAGINA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TIMBER NIGGER HORSE! FUCK YOU IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK YOU'S HOUSE

How SHITSKIN to HONKY cure SHIT the ORGASM Tourette's HADJI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GREASER for FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Tourette's TITWANK Syndrome REDSKIN is MOCCASINS following MOTHERFUCKER these FUCKING rules SHAKOPEE in LET'S SHIT order:

1: Avoid CUNT immature CLEMEN little GOD DAMMIT kids,
2: Count to COCKSHITTER within I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 10 BITCHseconds,
3: Do not open your GOOK DICKFACE TITWANK nor ASSCRACK talk,
4: Tell FUCK yourself you AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS don't CRAPMUNCHER have SCUMBAG this SCRATCH! GROUNDER! disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ANUSCAKE WITH NASTY SHITHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FROG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK YOU last straw COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT!

I fucking put BULLSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE PAKI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTT PIRATE the TOP OF NIGGER TITS THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HOMO offensive. SHITE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKFACE people who try BITCH to battle PEEPEE'COMMUNIST DILDO that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS LICKER it now, but someone said SHITE' BELGIUM MOTHERFUCKER'DAMMIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ORGASM is a laughing FUCKHEAD matter. Plus there BOLLOCKS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOT HEAD Uncyclopedia, there are PAKI articles BOOBS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK OFF stuff. So I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL that means AUTOFELLATIO stop getting mad at the FLYING FUCK first part too and CAMEL FUCKER talking about the ASSFACE letter that it's SHIT mocking (what FUCKING letter? I don't even know what DICKFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCK hi self JIZZ even made a really PISS ARTIST good point. "It's SHITHEAD nothing more SHITFUCKER from a head nod to a SHITCUNTING knee tick". GARBAGE DAY!. Which I'll add DOG SHIT onto BAD MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't suck my mothers suffer that JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes VENEREAL DISEASE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNTING ASSCRACK be, because if I were a NECROPHILIA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTT PIRATE hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on FUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SCUMBAG be offended, don't read BOOBS the freaking MALL SANTA article anyway.

OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ALF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN IT CUNT CUNT TOSSER

DIRTY SANCHEZ BOB SAGET FUCK YOU HOSER TURD CUNTYMINTS FIST FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACK ABRAMOFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POWERSHIT DONKEY DICK BOB SAGET TURD CRACKER COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN 666 SHITE DOG SHIT AY-AY-AY SPANK THE MONKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE YOU WANKER REDNECK TIENANMEN SQUARE PISS OFF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER CUNT DAMN INBRED SEMEN SHITCOCK VAGINA COCK POOPY FUCKTARD PEDOPHILIA WARNER MUSIC GROUP WETBACK SHITTY TOSSER MARY WHITEHOUSE SHIT ORGASM JOHNNY SHITFACE BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS PEARL NECKLACE BUTT PIRATE BLUMPKIN RAGHEAD INBRED JAP IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SON OF A BITCH FUCKING A WIENER GOBSHITE ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT ASS CUNT FUCKING A DIPSHIT NIPPLES HORSE SHIT TITS & DICKS RAT'S COCK FELCHING JACKASS CUNNILINGUS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING LGBT RIGHTS DICKFACE TIMBER NIGGER CLIT BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT PISS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFUCKER ASS PUSSY YUKY DOODY FUCKING JUMP! SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOUCHING YUKY DOODY BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK A BIG DICK LAKE TITICACA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GRIS DYKE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NICARAGUA FUCKER FUCK OFF GO HOME AND DIE ASSFACE SEX BUGGER FUCKING ASS FUCKWIT WANKER DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BULLSHIT BITCH COCK FUCKWIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSHOLE SLOPE BUNG-HOLE SHAKOPEE JERRY CUNT YID NAZI TOURETTE'S SYNDROME suck my mothers ASSWIPE HADJI CHOAD KISSER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKFACE DICKWAD DIPSHIT DILDO 666 PECKERHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! DONKEY DICK DICKHEAD BASTARD GREASER FLYING FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CRAPPY RUSTY TROMBONE NIPPLES GOD BLESS AMERICA suck my mothers ASSHAT CHAV VAGINA TONY LA RUSSA BUTTFUCKER DICKLICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CRAPFUCKER PEDOPHILIA BELLEND COON REDNECK CUNTBUCKET FUCKFUCKFUCK FAGGOT DRAMA HAIL SATAN! JACKASS DOUCHE HELL CRAPFUCKER HORSE PENIS SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD SHITBALLS RAT'S COCK QUEEF PISS DOUCHING GOD DAMN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! [Insert swear here] I'LL RAPE YOU ASSRAPING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHOAD POOPY DOUCHETITS HOLY DUMB FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PORCH MONKEY HADJI MICK BUKKAKE FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BORDER HOPPER CHOAD DOUCHING TIMBER NIGGER HELL CUNTYMINTS CHOAD KISSER BUTTFUCKER I LIKE BUSH THONG TASTER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE POLAK FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT SUCK MY DICK TITTYWANK REDSKIN BITCH BUKKAKE DUNE COON MR WINKLER IS GAY PISS ARTIST DAMMIT PISS OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON RAT'S COCK ASSHAT GOD DAMN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HOLY DUMB FUCK SIGMUND FREUD SHITFUCKER CLIT SEX WOMEN'S RIGHTS HENTAI HADJI DAMMIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCROTUM FUCK NUGGET NORTH KOREA DICK CHICKEN SHITSLINGING FUCKING A DOUCHE SHITTY SHITSLINGING BIGNOSE CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK BOLLOCKS PUSSYLICKER HADJI COON ORGASM HOSER pen0r DICK CHICKEN TITTYWANK DARTH VADER INBRED SPANK THE MONKEY TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES PORCH MONKEY FUCKING ARSE SCUMBAG COCKSHITTER CUNT RAT'S COCK CAMEL JOCKEY SUCK MY DICK WANKER ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS INBRED WANK O KURWA! PIECE OF SHIT SHITBALLS DICKHEAD DOUCHING NECROPHILIA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BONG INBRED BLOWJOB CUNTSWILLING SHITFUCKER ABO DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER SHITTY YID DICKFACE COCK HELL JERK OFF FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIENER SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD AAAAAAAAA! BLOWJOB CHAV FUCKWIT FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD KISSER FUCKTARD GOBSHITE TITWANK JACK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD GOAT DICK KAFFIR WANK DAMN POTTYMOUTH TWISTY VAGINA FUCK YOU I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! ASS BOB SAGET BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS CUNTYMINTS NI DICKLICK HELL DICKHEAD CC PLZ REDSKIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HITLER HELLFIRE FUCKING DOUCHEBAG BORDER HOPPER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I WILL END YOU! FUCK DIPSHIT DOT HEAD CHUFF DAMN CRAP pen0r SPUNK O CANADA BONER SHIT TITWANK CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG RAT'S ASS DUMBASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CLIT FLYING FUCK HELL CAMEL JOCKEY VENEREAL DISEASE ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS ASS FROG'S FAT ASS DICK IN A BOX TUBA GOD DAMN FEWMETS FELCHING BITCH P'KANG PRICK FUCK CHIGGER SHITE CUM FUCK RAT'S COCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FRED PHELPS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHETITS COON ASSCRACK BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! SCUMBAG CHINK WILLY WONKA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER CUNT LAPPER lowercase COMMUNISM IS STUPID BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH FAG BASTARD FUCK OFF LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER CUNT SEMEN WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! SHITE RAPE CLIT TWO-INCH PENIS PECKERHEAD PISS FUCKWIT POWERSHIT FUCK POTTYMOUTH BALLS FELCHING ASS FASCIST NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SEX TITS CRAPFUCKER DICKLICK SCROTUM DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BULLSHIT lowercase SHITCOCK GANGBANG HELL DUMBASS ASSHAT FUCKING RAPE POMMIE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS COCKGOBLIN BORDER HOPPER EMO BITCH DAGO BUTTFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK SEMEN DICK TITS FUCKING A FUCKFACE ASSHAT BOOBS FROG'S FAT ASS CRAPFUCKER FUCKHEAD WANKER CARPET MUNCHER ARSE ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! TWAT RAT'S ASS DAMN DICKLICK YID FLYING FUCK ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS ASSHAT BALL SACK LAKE TITICACA FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER BULLSHIT SHIT PENIS KNOBJOCKEY BITCH PUSSY TAMPON IN MY ASS NEGRO FUCKER FUCK YOU HELL RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD MOCKIE CAMEL JOCKEY HEIL HITLER! CLUSTERFUCK NAZI HELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK PISSHOLE COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS UP MY ARSE RAT'S COCK EUROIPODS WARNER MUSIC GROUP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUKKAKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIRTY SANCHEZ HENTAI ANUSCAKE MOCCASINS YID SHIT CRACKER ROSIE O'DONNELL BUKKAKE SEX JUSTIN BIEBER JIZZ PUSSYLICKER I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT ANUSCAKE CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS VENEREAL DISEASE SCUMBAG DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH FOUR-EYES TOWELHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE GOBSHITE LET'S SHIT PISS ARTIST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CRAPPY BASTARD DAMN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKLICK CAMEL FUCKER BUTT-HOLE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE NECROPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOSER HELL SHITE WANK CLIT SLOPE SOD OFF BRUSH MA TEETH PAKI FUCKTARD BELLEND BITCH BOB SAGET MICK ANAL DIABETES OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! JACKASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON WEHATEMARIO ASSHOLE PISS TWAT DOG FUCKER HOMO SHIT CUNT EMO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ART METAL PRODUCTS SHIT FUDGEPACKER FIRECROTCH SHITSLINGING pen0r GOD DAMN CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP MASTURBATION ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOHN ELWAY DYKE WANK DELICIOUS CAKE BULLCRAP FELLATIO NEGRO ARSE REDSKIN REDNECK GREASER WETBACK BONER EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNT CRAPPER JAP LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COLGATE GOD DAMMIT O CANADA TURD PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD KIKE FELLATIO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITBALLS JACK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS FENCE JUMPER DICKHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHIT HOMO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PICKANINNY FUCK FENCE JUMPER JOHNNY FUCK LIMEY CARPET MUNCHER SAND NIGGER 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHIGGER FUCKING A TIMBER NIGGER FUCK A DUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT BOOBIES SHIT CLEMEN DICKHEAD SPUNK DICKHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JACKASS SHIT RICK MORANIS DAMN HELL GYPSY PENIS ON A BUN BEANER HORSE PENIS HATE HATE HAT ASS DYKE BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD BUTT-HOLE RAT'S COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFUCKER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE YOU WANKER FUCK TRANNY BUTTFUCKER HELL FUCK YOU WANKER CHALICE TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM PENISPENISPENIS!!! ARSE DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER FAGGOT DAMN IT FUCKING A FRAK WETBACK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOUCHING CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT YUKY DOODY MILF BENCH PRESS DAMN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FROG'S FAT ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER WIENER PISS FUCKER SEX FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DOUCHING FUCKING ASS PISS ARTIST BASTARD MOCCASINS SAND NIGGER FAGGOT TITS WIENER CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCKTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CLEMEN GO COUNT YOUR DICK MARGARET THATCHER DICKWAD DICKFACE SHITCOCK TWAT FRAK CLEAN DRINKING WATER BALL SACK JOHNNY CHRISTHUMPER LET'S SHIT GYPSY BOOBS CRAPPY CLIT SPANK THE MONKEY COCKSMOKER FUCKTARD SOD OFF PIGFUCKER DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT CLEMEN DICKFACE FUCKFACE PIECE OF SHIT FUCK DICKFACE SEMEN DAMN QUEEF FUCKSTAIN ANUSCAKE PISSHOLE SEX BASTARD DAMMIT SHITTY FEWMETS TITWANK SAND NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN IT UIGURS FLYING FUCK CUM RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD BITCH SHITTY MONKEY BALLS QUEEF FAGGOT FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FAGGOT FAGGOT NEGRO CUNT SHITTY I WILL KILL YOU! TITTYWANK SHITFUCKER O KURWA! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GOBSHITE GOOK ORGASM FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT SEX FIST FUCK GOD DAMMIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FEWMETS ASSFACE DICKFACE PENIS FUCKBAG HELLFUCKER ASSCRACK DIPSHIT SHITTY FUCK GENITALIA GOD DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES JENKEM CAMEL JOCKEY HELL POLAK ASSHOLE INBRED JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TITWANK PISSHOLE GOBSHITE BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS HORSE SHIT WANK YOU WANKER RAPE DAMN IT GRINGO SOD CHOAD BITCH YOU WANKER PISS FELCHING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS VAGINA COON ASSCRACK CARPET MUNCHER DICKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ANUSCAKE CRAPPY COON SHITFUCKER FUCK BITCH SCROTUM FAG SHITTY SHITSKIN NIGNOG ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOHN ELWAY SHITSLINGING CRAP ON A STICK BUTTFUCKER DAGO RAT'S ASS BITCH ASSCRACK PISSHOLE SACRED ORGASM MOCCASINS GRINGO MY COMMUNION WAFER OF PISS FOUR-EYES CUM FUCK YOU SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU WALRUS SHIT BITCH FEMADOM BORDER HOPPER PISS ARTIST NAZI SHITHEAD {{USERNAME}} FELLATIO DICKHEAD ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INJUN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS BUKKAKE HOLY DUMB FUCK DIPSHIT BIG FOOT HADJI BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACK OFF LENS CRAFTERS MOTHERFUCKER DICK IN A BOX AUTOFELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER GOBSHITE BUNG-HOLE SCUMBAG SHIT DAMN CUNNILINGUS SEX KAFFIR DIPSHIT DUMBASS DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLIT FUCK OFF HO RUSKIE FUCKING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHOAD HELL SEX CHIGGER NIGGER BULLSHIT GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER TITS & DICKS HADJI MILF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GOD DAMN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NIGGER MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT BLOWJOB FUCKFACE NAZI DICK PISS OFF HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER WIGGER ASSWIPE SHITTY SCROTUM JERK OFF BUGFUCK DICKHEAD ASSHAT SHITSKIN SPICY CUNT FUCK SCUMBUCKET RANDY TRAVIS WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS CUNT CRAPPER ASSCRACK CUNT GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN FRIES GENITALIA CLUSTERFUCK AMERICA ONLINE LET'S SHIT SPIC SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPIC BONG COCK NAZI SOD OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK YOU ABO CAMEL JOCKEY TRANNY ASSHAT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MARGARET THATCHER NI SHITFUCKER SHITTY [Insert swear here] PUNANI GOOK GANGBANG FELLATIO DICK TITS KAFFIR FUCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER SOD OFF SHIT FUCK OFF FUCKER WIENER GENITALIA ABO AUTOFELLATIO FUDGEPACKER BEAVER GARBAGE DAY! DOUCHE TITS DIPSHIT GARBAGE DAY! VAGINA INBRED BOB SAGET FAGGOT FUCK CUNT PRICK TITS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TESTICLE CHOKE TWISTY VAGINA JAP SHITE BALLS SCROTUM CC PLZ COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JERRY DUNE COON BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FELCHING CUNT RAPE SACRAMENTO BUKKAKE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PIECE OF SHIT CC PLZ COON FUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO HOLY DUMB FUCK WIENER CLEVELAND STEAMER SPANK THE MONKEY PUSSYLICKER TWAT ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT QUEEF ASSHAT MOLDY TITS YOU WANKER PECKERHEAD FUCK HORSE SHIT ARSE BULLSHIT PENISBIRD TITWANK FLYING RAT'S ASS BONER YID SCUMBAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO SACRAMENTO MICK BLUMPKIN SHITTY FOUR-EYES LET'S SHIT FROG TITTYWANK WIENER REDSKIN PISS OFF MY ASS SHITBALLS FUCK HELL FREE ELECTIONS I AM CORNHOLIO! ASS ORGASM QUEEF SHITE D'OH ASSHAT FUCKER FUCKHEAD STEVE BALLMER TANK MAN PENIS TOWELHEAD LOGJAMMER ARSE FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SPIC WIENER CUNTRAG SPICY CUNT FUCK ABO SHIT FUCK OFF CUNT PISS ARTIST HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE YID SHITSKIN CUNT REBECCA BLACK FUCK NIGGER FUCK DICKFACE CUNTRAG BOOBIES BONER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHINK and with the ASSHAT and his BITCH of girraffes in which PUNANI while reading about LOLCAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSWIPE also


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