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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or D'OH neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JAP, sudden ASS LICKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or SONNY BILL WILLIAMS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITMOUSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GO HOME AND DIE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MARY WHITEHOUSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WALRUS SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VAGINA DAMMIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous LAKE TITICACA utterFUCKance of socially CLEMEN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JAP television programs to address FAGGOT Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK OFF Tourette's is CHIGGER not to be PANCHEN LAMA confused with BENCH PRESS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random SAMUEL L. JACKSON disorientation, culturally-SHITCOCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JUSTIN BIEBER language, DILDO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GO HOME AND DIE FUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS souvenir shoppes and massive I'LL RAPE YOU quantities BONER of ANAL DIABETES HELLFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A YOGHURT CANNON Polite Note to the RECTUM RAIDER Author:

The WIENER Tourette's FENCE JUMPER Research Institute was DAMN founded to COCKSUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POOPOO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your suck my mothers article TAMPON IN MY ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance O KURWA!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHAV Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TWO-INCH PENIS Tourrette's sufferers I'LL RAPE YOU swear. You can TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PORCH MONKEY TV, for always focusing on the INBRED bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
  • The main DICKLICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HEAVEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIPPLES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BASTARD knee PENIS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BASTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ARSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITSKIN school for WIKIPEDIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKHEAD sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and SHITHEAD commit RAPE suicide.
  • There is no I WILL END YOU! cure, and the HOSER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNNILINGUS tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITSLIDE perodol" which caused my entire SONNY BILL WILLIAMS body to go FUCKER numb and GARBAGE DAY! basically made it NIGGA! worse than DUMBASS it is without the TURD drug.

I am an active member of a JERK OFF tourette syndrome EMO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating REBECCA BLACK the TENTACLE RAPE public view of Tourettes as a "I WILL END YOU! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EAT MY SHIT! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RAT'S COCK sorry for WIENER "hi-jacking" your JERRY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF this that really BLISTERING BARNACLES annoys me. I am working towards a CAMEL JOCKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKER, and making fun of a FUCKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. SHITTY Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The FUCK YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you DICK want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BEANER saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my SPUNK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PIG and FUCKSTAIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FLYING RAT'S ASS BAND WITH 4 FRENCH TICKLER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NAZI HORSE! JAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JAP'S HOUSE

How FUCKING FUCKFUCKER to FELLATIO cure SHITFUCKER the BONER Tourette's FOUR-EYES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOLLOCKS for SHITTY Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome WANK is INBRED following BUGGER OFF these SHITSLINGING rules JACKASS in FUCKFACE order:

  • 1: Avoid SUCK COCKS IN HELL! immature LAKE TITICACA little CHUFF kids,
  • 2: Count to FEWMETS within HOLY DUMB FUCK 10 MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD nor CUNT talk,
  • 4: Tell NIGGER yourself you GOD DAMMIT don't DAMN have QUEEF this FLYING FUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKWIT WITH NASTY WALRUS SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JAP last straw CUNTING ASSCRACK!

I fucking put BELLEND' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOOBIES the TOP OF ASS THIS POMMIE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TOURETTE'S SYNDROME offensive. AUTOFELLATIO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING A people who try COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS to battle PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!!'SCRATCH! GROUNDER! that tight-ass MOTHERFUCKER 17-year-BOB SAGET—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MAMA MIA it now, but someone said I'LL RAPE YOU' BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN'FUCK YOU on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING VAGINA is a laughing DUNE COON matter. Plus there CANNED QUOTE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD articles FUCKING A about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CROTCH stuff. So CLEMEN that means SHIT stop getting mad at the HOSER first part too and MILF talking about the DAMNATION letter that it's PUSSY mocking (what BEAVER letter? I don't even know what SHITTY the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self DICKLICK even made a really BLUMPKIN good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON from a head nod to a ASSFACE knee tick". TOSSER. Which I'll add GOD DAMMIT onto HELL saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITTY suffer that FUCKING A much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BOOBS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to AMERICA ONLINE be, because if I were a JACK OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COMMUNION WAFER hilarious. If you CLUSTER FUCK Want facts, go on COCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! be offended, don't read CLEVELAND STEAMER the freaking GARBAGE DAY! article anyway.

SHITTY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BENCH PRESS DAMN WANK WANK ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT

BOB SAGET FUCKER CUNT BOOBS FUCK YOU SUITCASE PENIS PISS OFF MY ASS HELL GOD DAMMIT PIG TITS HOMO RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER WANK YOUR MOM DOG FUCKER PISS WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT PASTURE BUTTFUCKER TRANNY ARSE TWISTY VAGINA DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG PISS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NAZI PICKANINNY DICK ABO GIVING HEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CONDOMS TITWANK SUCK A BIG DICK PISS NEOPETS CUNT HAIL SATAN! DOG FUCKER TOWELHEAD WOP PISS DARTH VADER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BONER SHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITHEAD EPIDIDYMIS PIG CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAP FELCHING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAGO FUCK SUCK MY COCK BOB SAGET MOCKIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JESSE McCARTNEY BASTARD WANK PISS DAMN SCUMBUCKET BOOBIES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CRAP FRITZ ASSCRACK TAMPONS PORCUPINE'S BALLS DYKE PENIS JACK OFF CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SCUMBAG COCKSHITTER COLGATE ASS DAMN IT JOHN ELWAY BASTARD DUMBASS CRACKER FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN DAMN IT DICK TITS CUM DONKEY DICK FUDGEPACKER REDSKIN FRENCH TICKLER DAMN IT PECKERHEAD BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF HADJI SAND NIGGER ASS CLUSTER FUCK ARSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CAMEL FUCKER BULLSHIT COCKSMOKER WILLY WONKA GOD DAMMIT YID WIKIPEDIA ASSFACE DIPSHIT DICKLICK KIKE SHITE FUCKWIT BUTT PIRATE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFACE KIKE BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE DIPSHIT ASSHOLE NIPPLES BITCH TITTYWANK GO HOME AND DIE DICK PISS ARTIST FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD PAKI COCK PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY FUCKHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GOBSHITE DUMBASS DOUCHE NAZI JACKASS FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST DAMMIT BIRD SHIT BITCH HELL SEX CUNT CRAPPER PEDOPHILIA BUGGER PISS ARTIST DUNE COON KIKE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS UP MY ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN IT JACKASS SHIT FELCHMONKEY PENIS ON A STICK COON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NEGRO SHITFACE FUCKBAG ASSFACE POOPY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SHIT SHITTY BUTT-HOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SPANK THE MONKEY ORGASM FUCK NAZI BALLS FUCK LIMEY RAGHEAD GARBAGE DAY! TWAT CHINK BASTARD PEEPEE INJUN TITS FRIG CUM I'LL RAPE YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK CHUFF DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PORCH MONKEY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DIPSHIT SHIT NEGRO BUNG-HOLE ASSRAPING FUCKFACE MICK WIENER CHAV QUEEF TAFFY DIPSHIT SLOPE FUCKFACE ASS LICKER TITTIES TIMBER NIGGER PEDOPHILIA BELLEND WETBACK SHITE NECROPHILIA SHIT FRAK I'LL RAPE YOU BELGIUM QUEEF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CLUSTER FUCK DOT HEAD GRIS MARCH OF FLAMES ASSCRACK YUKKY DOODY ASSWIPE BUGGER ASSCRACK CUNT CRAPPER MONKEY'S UNCLE FALSE BENSON MARCH OF FLAMES WOP FAG COCK DILDO SHITFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS DAMN VAGINA DAMN DUMBASS SHIT SMEG GENITALIA BUGGER DICKHEAD HONKY O CANADA BUGGER CHIGGER FUCK YOU JACK ABRAMOFF ASSHOLE TRANNY FUCKSTAIN WETBACK COCKGOBLIN SHIT DAMN SHITSLINGING NEGRO CHOAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES suck my mothers DICK IN A BOX CHIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX BUKKAKE AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BLISTERING BARNACLES GARBAGE DAY! FRIG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN FUCK SACRAMENTO FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT LAKE TITICACA YID ASSCRACK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TITS & DICKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DILDO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSLINGING FRIG BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU ASS FELLATIO TITTYWANK RAT'S COCK JAP FAG DIPSHIT BIG FOOT JACKASS SHIT SEMEN FUDGEPACKER GOATSE PISSHOLE CUNTYMINTS FELLATIO HELL SHITBALLS MASTURBATION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BALL SACK SAND NIGGER DOODIE HEAD ANAL DIABETES BOLLOCKS PUSSY DICK CHICKEN FASHION BUG WANKER NORTH KOREA P'KANG TITS & DICKS DICKFACE BUKKAKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH YID DAMN SON OF A BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN DOG SHIT PIECE OF SHIT JOHN ELWAY GARBAGE DAY! SHIT KIKE BITCH SHITTY CAMEL FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SON OF A BITCH NEGRO DICKHEAD CUNTRAG CONAN O'BRIAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGGER JACKASS SHITFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUM YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL CLEVELAND STEAMER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DUMBASS OSCAR WILDE IS GAY BASTARD CHOAD NICARAGUA GOD DAMN FIST FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL COON DICKFACE BONER BALL SACK DAMN YOU WANKER FUCKWIT GOATSE FUCKWIT LOGJAMMER FUCK ASS SHITFACE CAMEL JOCKEY ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DARTH VADER CLEMEN ASSWIPE CHENEY NAZI FUCKFACE BULLSHIT SMEG REBECCA BLACK SHITE GENITALIA DAMN COON GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CHINA IS CAPITALIST HONKY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLAMING ASS BADGER CLEMEN JACKASS BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT RAGHEAD RUSKIE STRAWBERRY ASS SPANK THE MONKEY BEAVER JUNGLE BUNNY JAP FUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK YOU DAGO YOU WANKER CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU CARPET MUNCHER SEX SHITFUCKER MASTURBATION ASSCRACK HOSER PRICK WIKIPEDIA DICK CHICKEN DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD BOLLOCKS POOPY CLIT POLESMOKER CHRISTHUMPER TITS & DICKS BUTTFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TWAT DICK CHICKEN INBRED CHOAD TWAT HOT GRITS DAMN IT WIENER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARSE HADJI BITCH LIMEY GREASER CLEVELAND STEAMER GREASER BEAVER BUTT-HEAD SPUNK TITTIES SEMEN INBRED POLESMOKER TACO HO DUNE COON HELLFIRE CLUSTER FUCK TITS RECTUM RAIDER SCUMBUCKET INBRED IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FLUFFY CLOUD BOB SAGET BUGGER OFF HO BONER DUMBASS FUCKING A ARSE MOZILLA FIREFOX FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TOSSER CHICKEN FRIES FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA O KURWA! DOUCHE SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? GOD DAMN YOU WANKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT JERK OFF FUCK OFF ASSCRACK MONGOLIANS LOGJAMMER CUNT CRAPPER INVISIBLE! DAMN RAPE ARSE FUCK OFF DAMN WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN FRIES CUNTSWILLING DICK IN A BOX SUGARTITS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RAPE FUCK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MASTURBATION HAIL SATAN! FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITFUCKER COCKSUCKER NIGGER RAPE FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SAMUEL L. JACKSON GRIS BUTTFUCKER HO PEDOPHILIA PEARL NECKLACE WILLY WONKA POLAK MACACA BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK PUNANI CUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD PISS OFF TITS CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE WANK NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ DICK CHICKEN VAGINA DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING NIPPLES SMEG TITTIES FUCK SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD TACO CUNTRAG DAMN FUCK YOU BALLS SOD CUNT REDNECK FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER NIGNOG CUNT DRAMA LET'S SHIT PECKERHEAD PAKI GANGBANG DILDO SHITSLINGING TACO ASS FASCIST LET'S SHIT SHITFACE DONKEY PUNCHER FUDGEPACKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PUSSY JACKASS MASTURBATION VAGINA PISS OFF FROG SUGARTITS SACRAMENTO SHITE FUCK NAZI INBRED DEVELOPERS! BLUMPKIN FLYING FUCK CUNT SHITCUNTING GIVING HEAD DAMN IT FUCK PENIS ON A STICK O KURWA! SHIT PISS BAT FUCK INSANE ASSHAT NIGGER TITS MASTURBATION COMMUNIST DILDO PIG GYPSY SOD LIMEY JACKASS RAT'S COCK SCUMBUCKET SCROTUM JERK OFF pen0r JUNGLE BUNNY CUNTRAG GIVING HEAD NAZI PEARL NECKLACE DAMMIT PEEPEE BASTARD PORCUPINE'S BALLS JAP YOU WANKER NIGNOG KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH NAZI TESTICLE CHOKE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PISS UP MY ARSE FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN HELL QUEEF SHITSLINGING PISS OFF SOD OFF SOD DAMN CHIGGER FUCKFUCKFUCK PIECE OF SHIT HELL FROG'S FAT ASS GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHE TAMPON IN MY ASS YID O KURWA! NINTENDOGS TITMOUSE DICKFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BIRD IN THE HOUSE GOD DAMN TITS & DICKS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! HELL SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK PIGFUCKER BOLLOCKS SHITTY CHOLERA IS FUN! FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD VAGINA BLUMPKIN JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER FUCK BENCH PRESS GIVING HEAD CROTCH HITLER PEDOPHILIA CLUSTER FUCK SHITCOCK DONKEY DICK ASSCRACK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MASTURBATION ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK TOSSER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MACACA BEAVER BASTARD JACK ABRAMOFF CLEMEN CHINK FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE TRANNY FUCKTARD FELCHING STUDENT PROTESTS OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKFACE ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT COCK GOATSE DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM BLUE PENIS! DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS MONKEY SHIT RAT'S COCK ASS BELLEND CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT WIGGER DAMMIT POWERSHIT NIGNOG GOD DAMN ASSHAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHING FUCK KIKE NI BOOBS RAPE SEX TRANNY DIPSHIT PEEPEE FASHION BUG FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD GOBSHITE PENIS GOD DAMN BEANER CLEAN DRINKING WATER DAMMIT RAT'S ASS BALLS BOOBS FUCKING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSHAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK ASSFACE CRAP ON A STICK BUKKAKE FELCHING SHITPISSER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT LAPPER ABO ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER COON ASS MILF CHOAD KISSER CHOAD FRITZ DYKE PORCH MONKEY AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD LENS CRAFTERS TITS PISS OFF SHITSKIN JACKASS JIZZ POLESMOKER FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICKHEAD DOUCHE COCKSUCKER BALL SACK PUSSYLICKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFUCKER PUSSYLICKER MARCH OF FLAMES PUSSY POMMIE DALAI LAMA FUCKING A NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DUMBASS ASS ASSRAPING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING WALRUS SHIT DOUCHE BEAVER INCEST TURD DIPSHIT CUNT FUCKTARD RAPE TOWELHEAD DAGO BEAVER SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF SHITFUCKER WIENER NECROPHILIA BAT FUCK INSANE DYKE BASTARD REBECCA BLACK WANKSPLAT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS ASSRAPING PUSSY FUCKING A SHITFACE SHITCOCK YOU WANKER ASSHOLE BUTT-HOLE I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN JACKASS NIGGER POOPOO RAPE PIG TOWELHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TITTIES NI ASS TITTIES POO POO BLOWJOB CLUSTER FUCK WANK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GRAPE PENIS REBECCA BLACK ASS INCEST SPUNK RAPE BALL SACK FLYING FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH HELLFIRE INBRED CLIT COON AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY BITCH DICKHEAD BULLCRAP CRAPPY CUNT YOU WANKER EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNNILINGUS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK FEWMETS DUMBASS ASSHAT SHIT POLACK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DAMN NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN MALARKY DOG SHIT PIGFUCKER TOSSER 666 PISS JOHNNY CUNT SHITSLINGING HAIL SATAN! REDSKIN TITTYWANK PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS BOLLOCKS WALRUS SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JACKASS ASS SHIT SACRAMENTO FRITZ BLESSED DAMN SAINT FIRECROTCH DOG FUCKER BIGNOSE GARBAGE DAY! WANK BAT FUCK INSANE [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] COON SIGMUND FREUD SHITCOCK CRAPMUNCHER ASSBANDIT FUCK OFF WANK JACKASS MOCKIE YOU WANKER CUM JACKASS PISS FLYING FUCK YUKKY DOODY CUNT SUCK MY DICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKWIT CHOAD BASTARD CRACKER ASSRAMMER JAP GOAT DICK SHITFUCKER COCKGOBLIN FRITZ PISS OFF FUCKWIT TITS & DICKS POO POO BLOWJOB REBECCA BLACK SHIT THONG TASTER ASS ASSHOLE MASTURBATION MALARKY DIRTY SANCHEZ BAT FUCK INSANE FROG I'LL RAPE YOU SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? WINDOWS VISTA CUM PIG RAPE HELLFUCKER DICKHEAD SHITHEAD FRAK PISSHOLE FUCKER SHITE PUSSY HAIL SATAN! FRENCH TICKLER BONG PUSSYLICKER FUCK YOU BOOBIES PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! BOOBS BASTARD AY-AY-AY CRAP FUCKWIT DICKWAD ORGASM SAGGY TITS WINDOWS VISTA CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER WILLY WONKA JOHN ELWAY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! TWO-INCH PENIS 666 FUCKFACE WOP IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUGFUCK VAGINA RAPE INCEST LET'S SHIT PISS ARTIST JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKHEAD VAGINA DAMN FRENCH TICKLER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK FLYING FUCK PEDOPHILIA TOWELHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHICKEN FRIES BONER SPANK THE MONKEY POLACK SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT ANAL SHITFACE CHOAD FENCE JUMPER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HENTAI SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH ASSFACE ASSRAMMER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PORCH MONKEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK SOD OFF SHITPISSER SLOPE FUCKER SHITSLINGING TITS & DICKS BASTARD TITTIES FRENCH TICKLER ASSHAT DAMN IT DIPSHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH POMMIE DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKER PEDOPHILIA TAMPONS CRAPMUNCHER OH SHI– PISS DICK DOT HEAD SHITTY URINE-GARGLING WANK SHITSLINGING BITCH BULLSHIT NIPPLES FIST FUCK FUCKFACE BASKETBALL SHITE suck my mothers TWAT FUCK OFF CONDOMS DUMBASS ASSHAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS ART METAL PRODUCTS DOG SHIT FUCKING BUKKAKE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HITLER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PUNANI PISSHOLE ART METAL PRODUCTS HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! KAFFIR COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS EPIDIDYMIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOUCHE FELLATIO FUCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS ARTIST and with the FUCK YOU and his GANGBANG of girraffes in which DICK CHICKEN while reading about NIGNOG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 also

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This article is BUTT PIRATE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CHIGGER subject. If you do not find it funny DILDO, it is probably because you are an INBRED WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SUCK MY DICK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JACKASS SHIT joke loses its humour BITCH when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CC PLZ ignorant, then you wouldn't have DUMBASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DIPSHIT PIECE OF SHIT FRIG JACKASS BITCH!!!!!I <3 COCK