Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NEGRO neurochemical FUCK disorder [expletive deleted] characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ORGASM, sudden SCUMBAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements LENS CRAFTERS or FUCK NUGGET vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POLESMOKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BLUMPKIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WIENER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOOBS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAGO PORCH MONKEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MONKEY SHIT utterFUCKance of socially WALRUS SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FENCE JUMPER television programs to address DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette's syndrome.

RAGHEAD Tourette's is CHICKEN SHIT not to be SEX confused with SPUNK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TAFFY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DILDO random TWO-INCH PENIS disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WOODPECKERSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, INCEST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFACE COCKSUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JESUS FUCKING CHRIST souvenir shoppes and massive CHIGGER quantities ASSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES FENCE JUMPER garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the YOU WANKER Author:

The DUMBASS Tourette's JACKASS Research Institute was SHITHEAD founded to TITTIES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE article DONALD RUMSFELD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOM DeLUISE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLEVELAND STEAMER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WOP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of INJUN Tourrette's sufferers INBRED swear. You can DICK IN A BOX blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SAND NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the MARY WHITEHOUSE bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE thing.
  • The main DOUCHE NAZI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SUCK MY COCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHIGGER knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.

  • Tourettes is FLYING FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TOURETTE'S SYNDROME school for HITLER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLUFFY CLOUD sufferers to become IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD manically depressed and FROG commit INBRED suicide.
  • There is no NAZI cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKTARD tics often have adverse HELLFIRE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFACE perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go FUDGEPACKER numb and LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT basically made it NIGGA! worse than LET'S SHIT it is without the DICKFACE drug.

I am an active member of a BULLCRAP tourette syndrome SHIT LIKE A HORSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS the BRITNEY public view of Tourettes as a "RUSTY TROMBONE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS sorry for NAZI "hi-jacking" your BOYCOTT VIACOM! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YOU WANKER this that really RAPE annoys me. I am working towards a DOG FUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAT'S COCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ROSIE O'DONNELL, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) DANDELIONS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NECROPHILIA time.

Best NIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. CHIGGER Regards to Andrew PIGFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The CLIT bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you TAMPONS want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLOWJOB saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my TRANNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PISS to JOHNNY cure CRAPPY the JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Tourette's FLUFFY CLOUD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SEMEN for CUNT Tourette's SLITTY EYES Syndrome PISS is YOGHURT CANNON following POMMIE these SUCK MY COCK rules DUNE COON in ARSE order:

  • 1: Avoid SEX immature ARSE little WIGGER kids,
  • 2: Count to WINDOWS VISTA within TIMBER NIGGER 10 DARTH VADERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BITCH RECTUM RAIDER DUMBASS nor CRAP ON A STICK talk,
  • 4: Tell SHIT yourself you BUTT-FOR-BRAINS don't CLUSTER FUCK have FUCKING A this CUNTBUCKET disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK QUEEF WITH NASTY CROTCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ORGASM last straw GIVING HEAD!

I fucking put REBECCA BLACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHICKEN FRIES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTT PIRATE the TOP OF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM THIS NECROPHILIA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSHOLE offensive. SUGARTITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE people who try I'LL RAPE YOU to battle CUNTSWILLING'DICK that tight-ass WANK 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MICK it now, but someone said FUCK' ASS FASCIST PENIS ON A BUN'RADIO FREE LUNCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SEMEN is a laughing NAZI matter. Plus there ASSCRACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WANK Uncyclopedia, there are PISS UP MY ARSE articles BULLCRAP about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CAMEL JOCKEY stuff. So BLOWJOB that means FELCHING stop getting mad at the BASTARD first part too and BUTTFUCKER talking about the I'LL RAPE YOU letter that it's DICKHEAD mocking (what BUGGER OFF letter? I don't even know what ASSCRACK the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITTYWANK hi self FAG even made a really JAP good point. "It's SHITSLINGING nothing more CUNTING ASSCRACK from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". SHITFUCKER. Which I'll add FUCK onto LENS CRAFTERS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TWAT suffer that DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SLOPE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING FUCK be, because if I were a FUCKING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SEMEN hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on PISS OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANK be offended, don't read KAFFIR the freaking SHITFUCKER article anyway.

NIGNOG SHITTY DILDO CUNT INCEST DOG FUCKER NEGRO JAP ARSE SHIT

PENIS ARSE FUCKER POMMIE SEMEN CLIT FEATURED SACRAMENTO DOUCHING FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ARSE TITWANK FUCK NUGGET MONKEY SHIT NIGGER FLYING FUCK PRICK CRAPMUNCHER PUSSYLICKER INBRED SHITTY COCKGOBLIN CROTCH FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WALRUS SHIT FOUR-EYES TITS FUCKSTAIN BUGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS ORGASM ASSHOLE NORTH KOREA COCKSUCKER BUGGER OFF ASSRAPING WIKIPEDIA RECTUM RAIDER BUTT PIRATE PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX BEAVER CUM FENCE JUMPER NIGNOG AY-AY-AY [EXPLETIVE] AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE NI CRAPMUNCHER CRACKER ASSHAT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DYKE KRAUT DAMMIT SHITFUCKER CUNT WANK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMN PENISFUCK SEX COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWAT FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMN DUMBASS TITTIES ARSEBADGERS PRICK MOTHERFUCKER HELL GOD DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS DILDO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BITCH NAZI BUGFUCK NAZI PISSHOLE JACKASS SHIT CROTCH EMO JAP DILDO JIZZ GREASER SAMUEL L. JACKSON RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHOLE BUTT PIRATE VAGINA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICK BUTT-HEAD BUTTFUCKER EAT MY SHIT! TURD HENTAI TWAT FUCKFACE DOUCHE BOLLOCKS BORDER HOPPER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHICKEN SHIT MALARKY DAMN TOSSER REBECCA BLACK DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK DYKE SCUMBUCKET PISS DIPSHIT ELECTION TIMBER NIGGER ALF PAKI MASTURBATION NECROPHILIA FUCKING WHORE DILDO BULLSHIT SCUMBAG ABO CRAPPY DILDO BIRD SHIT GENITALIA GOBSHITE FUCK OFF COCK SHITSLINGING FUCKER FUCK YOU ARSE CUNT CROTCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JAP ASSHAT BALL SACK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DIRTY SANCHEZ GENITALIA PIG FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! SAMUEL L. JACKSON LET'S SHIT SHITE ASSHOLE DOM DeLUISE ANUSCAKE SCUMBAG WALRUS SHIT JACK OFF SHITBALLS CUM AY-AY-AY FEWMETS BIGNOSE FEMADOM TOSSER INBRED SHIT BUNG-HOLE NORTH KOREA NEGRO BULLCRAP I'LL RAPE YOU SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE SHITCUNTING CONSENSUS ASS FUCK OFF PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE TITTIES DAGO PISSHOLE ASSHAT CUM JESSE McCARTNEY SHUT UP, MEG! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GREASER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKER DAMN CLEMEN CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST FUCK NI NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITPISSER DEVELOPERS! VAGINA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENISFUCK BUGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKER INBRED MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO KEEP PISS ARTIST EPIDIDYMIS HENTAI FUCKFACE SHITFACE FUCK HOMO DAMN IT SHITFACE BUGFUCK SUCK MY DICK SAND NIGGER TAMPONS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NIGNOG FUCKTARD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT BORDER HOPPER SHITE HORSE PENIS ASSFACE BLOWJOB FELCHING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELCHING ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS TURD FAGGOT CLEVELAND STEAMER SLOPE DOG SHIT SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JACKASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DYKE SOD OFF RAT'S COCK RHODESIA SEX FUCKING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS UP MY ARSE CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK A DUCK VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK PEDOPHILIA FUCKWIT EPIDIDYMIS JIZZ DAMN HELL ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMMIT NIGGER FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK TWAT BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? THONG TASTER HELL MALL SANTA CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A VILLAGE DUMP FUCKWIT DIPSHIT SHIT HELL FUCK CUNT NIGGER CHICKEN FRIES RAT'S ASS SEX AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH BITCH SHITTY SHITTY BASTARD PEDOPHILIA FREE ELECTIONS MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHEBAG ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT RUSKIE GOD DAMMIT HEIL HITLER! NECROPHILIA SHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKHEAD CLIT CHUFF FUCKING WANK JERRY AY-AY-AY SHITE SCROTUM DAMN FRITZ CHOAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DAGO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LIMEY GIVING HEAD KRAUT CHIGGER DICK PRICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITS WANK ABO DICKFACE DIPSHIT FUCKFACE SOD PISS OFF YOU WANKER SHITFACE SHIT PECKERHEAD DIPSHIT FUCKER WOP MOCKIE SHITE TAFFY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JIGGABOO DOUCHE NAZI CUNT POO POO BLOWJOB PISS PIECE OF SHIT TITS & DICKS DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN ASS CHICKEN FRIES KIKE PIECE OF SHIT DAMN TRANNY BASTARD FUCKHEAD BIG FOOT DUMBASS CUNT RECTUM RAIDER TITS TESTICLE CHOKE NI JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST KIKE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH SHITFUCKER PUSSY FAG DILDO GOD DAMN DOG SHIT TITS & DICKS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRAP ON A STICK FUCKWIT NIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN SHITTY FUCKBAG MILF BUTT PIRATE CUNT BALL SACK BONER MONKEY BALLS FUCKER PISS BIRD SHIT BASTARD SHITFACE SHITCOCK AY-AY-AY PISS OFF MY ASS SNUFF PORN REDSKIN BUTTFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICK TITS LOLCAT CUNT CRAPPER ASSFACE FUCKER SHOOP DA WHOOP DICK IN A BOX FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! BONG SHITE PISS ARTIST TAMPONS HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! TAMPONS TURD LUV SPIC PUSSY FAG CUNT CHOAD KISSER BIRD SHIT PISS OFF JACKASS CRAP PISS FUCKTARD BALLS PISS OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ROSIE O'DONNELL JAP I'LL RAPE YOU MILF CLEMEN BITCH DAMN WILLY WONKA EXTRA LONG PENIS TUBA FUCK OFF PISS OFF MY ASS BASTARD JACKASS BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE NICARAGUA PUNANI FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS POLESMOKER CUNT RAGHEAD JERK OFF SOD ARFENHOUSE CRAPPY CLIT TITWANK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS OFF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOD DAMN ALEX TREBEK TITTIES FUCK YOU JOHN ELWAY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCK SEX WIENER DAMN BUGGER FUCK ASS DYKE RAT'S ASS FROG PEEPEE HOSER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JOHN ELWAY MASTURBATION BUGFUCK CUNTRAG CUNT HENTAI NIGNOG QUEEF BASTARD SHIT DAMN BOON VAGINA PISS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BOOBS RUSTY TROMBONE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SUGARTITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS SHITFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SAND NIGGER CHAV RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKER PISS PENIS MOTHERFUCKER ASS ASSHAT ARSE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WIENER DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE POISON IN BABY FORMULA GIVING HEAD CLUSTER FUCK FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER FUCKER TOWELHEAD FEMADOM HOLY DUMB FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK POLACK COCKSUCKER CONDOMS SHITTY WANKSPLAT CUNTBUCKET BIRD SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING A PICKANINNY [EXPLETIVE] FUCKSTAIN HELL HOSER PUNANI CRAPMUNCHER WIGGER SHITCUNTING SHITFUCKER HELL CHINK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BITCH [EXPLETIVE] GIVING HEAD DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POMMIE BUTTFUCKER NICARAGUA DAGO ASSWIPE JAP ASS BOOBS POLESMOKER LIMEY DICK WIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FELCHING DRAMA CLEVELAND STEAMER YID FUCKSTAIN BITCH RAGHEAD SPUNK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HORSE PENIS and with the FELCHING and his FUCK YOU of girraffes in which FUCKWIT while reading about VAGINA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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