Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DUMBASS'FUCKTARD'SEMEN'INCEST'PUSSYLICKER'CONDOMS'YID Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DAMMIT look at the OSTRICH MY ASS talk page of this KNOBJOCKEY article for notes or discussion before IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or STUDENT MOVEMENT neurochemical FUCK disorder JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SUCK A BIG DICK or FUCK YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITTY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MILF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WHORE TITTYWANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NECROPHILIA utterFUCKance of socially I'LL RAPE YOU objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHICKEN FRIES television programs to address INCEST Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK OFF Tourette's is CRAP not to be SHIT confused with PISS OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying EAT MY SHIT! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WOODPECKERSHIT random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-FUCKING BASEBALL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth VAGINA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TACO language, CLEMEN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CRAPPY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITS souvenir shoppes and massive FIST FUCK quantities JOHN ELWAY of ANAL DIABETES WALRUS SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A 30 CASES OF PICKLES Polite Note to the NIGGER Author:

The POTTYMOUTH Tourette's PUSSYLICKER Research Institute was DOUCHE NAZI founded to REDSKIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article COON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GANGBANG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOOBIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS Tourrette's sufferers FROG'S FAT ASS swear. You can FENCE JUMPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NEOPETS TV, for always focusing on the CLEVELAND STEAMER bad side of a terrible DOG FUCKER thing.
• The main BEAVER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGNOG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee GOOK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes POTTYMOUTH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD school for SHITHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become WALRUS SHIT manically depressed and BUTT-FOR-BRAINS commit SCRATCH! GROUNDER! suicide.
• There is no PEARL NECKLACE cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEARL NECKLACE tics often have adverse MARGARET THATCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire [Insert swear here] body to go CHING CHONG CHINK numb and BULLSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK YOU it is without the suck my mothers drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome LOGJAMMER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the FLYING FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "CRACKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE sorry for JERRY "hi-jacking" your HO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK OFF this that really JIZZ annoys me. I am working towards a HONKY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING JUMP!, and making fun of a BAD MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) INBRED funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best DARTH VADER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NORTH KOREA byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew VENEREAL DISEASE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The FUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can ARSE punch him if you ASSCRACK want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAT'S ASS saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my JIZZ intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMMIT and SHITE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FELCHMONKEY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ART METAL PRODUCTS BAND WITH 4 SHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKFACE HORSE! FUCKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFACE'S HOUSE

How PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS to WANKSPLAT cure PISS OFF the SHIT LIKE A HORSE Tourette's COCKSUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOUCHE for PEDOPHILIA Tourette's FELCHING Syndrome LIKE FATHER LIKE SON is ASSHOLE following MARY WHITEHOUSE these SLOPE rules BAD MOTHERFUCKER in MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE order:

• 1: Avoid BLOWJOB immature FUCKING little ASSCRACK kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within CLUSTERFUCK 10 SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WOODPECKERSHIT SHITHEAD TITWANK nor DICKLICK talk,
• 4: Tell YID yourself you CUNT don't FENCE JUMPER have BALLS this DOT HEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS WITH NASTY FROG'S FAT ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GRAPE PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFACE last straw SAND NIGGER!

I fucking put REDSKIN' my comment at the TOP OF THE MARY WHITEHOUSE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF FUCKWIT THIS ASSHAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUGFUCK offensive. QUEEF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITS people who try NIGGER to battle WIKIPEDIA'ABO that tight-ass POO POO BLOWJOB 17-year-FUCKSTAIN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SUGARTITS it now, but someone said MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE' TWAT POOPOO'FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING INBRED is a laughing MARGARET THATCHER matter. Plus there PENIS ON A BUN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BATHING SUIT AREA Uncyclopedia, there are HENTAI articles NEGRO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT stuff. So BUTTFUCKER that means GRINGO stop getting mad at the RAT'S COCK first part too and GOD BLESS AMERICA talking about the SLOPE letter that it's BITCH mocking (what PISS ARTIST letter? I don't even know what FUCKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK OFF hi self GOAT DICK even made a really LAKE TITICACA good point. "It's JACKASS SHIT nothing more RAT'S COCK from a head nod to a BOOBS knee tick". BUTTFUCKER. Which I'll add CHOAD onto WIENER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKSTAIN suffer that FLYING FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOCCASINS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YOU be, because if I were a DICKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHOAD hilarious. If you GRINGO Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DILDO be offended, don't read MALARKY the freaking SHITFUCKER article anyway.

WANK BUGFUCK ASS ANUSCAKE CRACKER WIENER OSTRICH MY ASS BATMAN & ROBIN MICK ANUSCAKE

DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EAT MY SHIT! ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT JACKASS SHITFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE TWAT SPANK THE MONKEY BASTARD ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE BELLEND GREASER STEVE BALLMER WALRUS SHIT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SPANK THE MONKEY WANKSPLAT HATE HATE HAT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WIENER FUDGEPACKER SHIT PISS BOOBIES HELL ASSFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BASTARD FUCKING BASEBALL BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHOLE SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MONKEY SHIT CLIT TWAT ORGASM GOBSHITE FUCK DAMMIT REBECCA BLACK FUCKWIT ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK OFF GOD DAMN COON NORTH KOREA GOD DAMN COCKGOBLIN MARGARET THATCHER DAGO SHITE BOLLOCKS FUCK EPIDIDYMIS TITTYWANK ASSHOLE PENISBIRD CHOAD KISSER FAG MASTICATION FOR THE NATION GOAT DICK PUSSYLICKER BITCH GYPSY BULLSHIT INBRED JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTING ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK JAP FAG BITCH JERK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WETBACK JACKASS WEHATEMARIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT BALL SACK JAP BITCH CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITE TOSSER TWISTY VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE PISS OFF BEAVER POLAK PISS FROG'S FAT ASS POOPOO PISS ARTIST TITTYWANK FUCK OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOB SAGET DUMBASS JACKASS DOUCHING CHING CHONG CHINK DOUCHE NAZI PIG P'KANG BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG DAMN IT EXTRA LONG PENIS MICK TITS PEEPEE DIPSHIT ANUSCAKE NAZI 1984 PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! RAT'S COCK NIPPLES DAGO SHITE SIGMUND FREUD HADJI WANKER FUCKTARD DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG FUCKER YOU WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGNOG DAMN SHIT FELCHMONKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS BIRD SHIT ASS CUNT FUCKSTAIN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NIGGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BORDER HOPPER FUCKWIT DAMN TITMOUSE ASS FASCIST SHITFACE COMMUNIST DILDO NAZI PIECE OF SHIT PENIS ON A BUN PEDOPHILIA WEHATEMARIO FRAK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WANK CHALICE SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS SHITE NEGRO FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S ASS SHITE SHIT PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO ANUSCAKE FREE ELECTIONS FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN ASSCRACK DIPSHIT HELLFIRE NIGGER POMMIE DONKEY DICK HELL ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE SHIT RAGHEAD BEAVER CHRISTHUMPER DICKLICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TURD PEARL NECKLACE REDNECK PISS TRANNY GRUE RAPE SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK OFF SCUMBAG EXTRA LONG PENIS CUM WANK YID CUM PISSHOLE BUTTFUCKER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FUCKWIT I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY JACK ABRAMOFF PEARL NECKLACE SEX HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CAMEL FUCKER PECKERHEAD COCKGOBLIN ASS CHICKEN SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DIPSHIT BASTARD WANKSPLAT POLACK ABO FUCKHEAD YID TITS FUCK COCKSMOKER SHITFACE SCROTUM INBRED BAD MOTHERFUCKER SLOPE KIKE TITWANK BLISTERING BARNACLES WETBACK QUEEF SUITCASE PENIS JOHN ELWAY HORSE SHIT BONER CUNTBUCKET SHITTY KIKE PISS COCK INJUN PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHETITS LAKE TITICACA WOODPECKERSHIT INCEST HELL SCUMBAG ASS SHIT MASTURBATION DICKFACE RAT'S COCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SON OF A BITCH DICK DAMMIT RAT'S COCK MOCCASINS CHAV SHITE AY-AY-AY BLOWJOB ANAL CANNED QUOTES DAMN CUM SHAKOPEE SPIC PRINCE PHILIP MONKEY BALLS REDSKIN FLYING FUCK CUNT SHITHEAD ASSWIPE SHIT COLGATE CLEAN DRINKING WATER DILDO PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOOBS STEVE BALLMER DELICIOUS CAKE RANDY TRAVIS BEAVER CLUSTERFUCK VAGINA JACK OFF PISS ASSFACE NIGGER INJUN OSTRICH MY ASS MONKEY SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HORSE SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHAT POTTYMOUTH SHITSLINGING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLSHIT TITTIES GOBSHITE HELL CLUSTERFUCK SHIT PISS BUDDHISM NIGGER TOWELHEAD DAMN IT CUNTRAG SHITFACE BASTARD FUCKWIT DICKLICK PRICK SUCK MY DICK PUSSY CUNTBUCKET SHITSLINGING BITCH KIDDY FIDDLER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKTARD GOD DAMN FRENCH TICKLER HADJI BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK WANK CUNT CRAPPER SHIT BALL SACK AY-AY-AY CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANKER ASS CUNTRAG HORSE SHIT INBRED RECTUM RAIDER SCROTUM PISS ARTIST KAFFIR CROTCH GIVING HEAD TIT SPRINKLES CAMEL FUCKER DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKLICK GYPSY FUCK YOU SHITE SHITTY GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT TALK PAGES BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES CONDOMS PRICK SHIT FUCK SAGGY TITS HORSE SHIT FROG MONKEY SHIT MARGARET THATCHER COON ASS LICKER DICKHEAD JACK ABRAMOFF DICKLICK HO HELL KNOBJOCKEY PUNANI BORDER HOPPER SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! TIMBER NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH ASSHAT FRAK DONKEY PUNCHER BULLSHIT WANK BALLS RAPE SHITE DAMN WINDOWS VISTA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMMIT SIGMUND FREUD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS DICK IN A BOX IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOODIE HEAD WIKIPEDIA O CANADA SHIT DAMN HOMO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SCUMBUCKET SHITE CHALICE SHITFACE TITTYWANK PENIS ON A STICK DICKHEAD FUCK BULLSHIT DICK DOT HEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FOUR-EYES HELLFIRE SIGMUND FREUD suck my mothers COCKSUCKER CUNT THONG TASTER SHITCOCK FAGGOT JOHN SMILEY FACE KRAUT FLYING FUCK BANGKOK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! 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FEWMETS RAT'S ASS BEAVER FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING PISS WIENER FUCKING JACK OFF BLESSED DAMN SAINT VAGINA SHITHEAD TITS BLUMPKIN GO HOME AND DIE SMILES CRAP ON A STICK MICK DOG FUCKER JOHN ELWAY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NECROPHILIA TACO SHIT CLUSTERFUCK NAZI HELL SHITSLINGING ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU LUV BONER WHITE POWER CHOAD KISSER PUNANI suck my mothers BUKKAKE GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITFUCKER FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SUCK MY COCK DAMNATION TAMPONS DICKHEAD BORDER HOPPER THONG TASTER SHIT MASTURBATION SCUMBAG BEAVER DELICIOUS CAKE MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN CUNNILINGUS DEMOCRACY RAPE SHITE DOG SHIT WIENER CAMEL JOCKEY CHINK ASSCRACK BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BULLSHIT NI BULLSHIT JACKASS FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT SHITPISSER TIMBER NIGGER NAZI SHITPISSER PENIS ON A BUN CUNNILINGUS JESSE McCARTNEY KIKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNNILINGUS D'OH ANAL ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HELL EMO BLISTERING BARNACLES SPIC SAND NIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSCRACK ORGASM MONKEY SHIT MAMA MIA SHITFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSFACE BOLLOCKS JACKASS BAT FUCK INSANE BALLS SON OF A BITCH FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP KAFFIR ANUSCAKE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT ALF DICKLICK CLEMEN COLGATE ASSFACE SHITCOCK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKER LET'S SHIT DUMBASS ASS COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT GRINGO EMO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSHAT GOD BLESS AMERICA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WHITE PEOPLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKER FIST FUCK GENITALIA SOD OFF PISS OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GRIS FUCKHEAD HELL SHIT POWERSHIT CROTCH RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PENISBIRD TRANNY CUM CHUFF ABO AY-AY-AY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN IT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN INBRED NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ANAL SHITTY DYKE WHORE WANK PISS SCUMBAG FENCE JUMPER NORTH KOREA REDNECK SUCK A BIG DICK PISS PORCUPINE'S BALLS RANDY TRAVIS FAG FUDGEPACKER TITS & DICKS FUCKER SHITE FUCKWIT KIKE ASSCRACK MARGARET THATCHER POLESMOKER FROG CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TURD NAZI INJUN ASSCRACK GRIS BAT FUCK INSANE BUTT-HEAD LAKE TITICACA CHINK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! EAT MY SHIT! FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER FELCHING GIVING HEAD SHITSKIN COCKSMOKER FRIG CUNNILINGUS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISSHOLE PEEPEE LET'S SHIT JAP SHITCUNTING BOLLOCKS MONKEY BALLS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPONS FUCKFACE TUBA BIGNOSE BOLLOCKS SHITTY FUDGEPACKER RAT'S COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICKFACE FUCKTARD CAMEL FUCKER INBRED SPICY CUNT FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA and with the CUNT and his GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY of girraffes in which HADJI while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS ARTIST also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DIPSHIT