Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or 30 CASES OF PICKLES neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NI, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOATSE or FUCKHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BONER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PEARL NECKLACE utterFUCKance of socially GOBSHITE objectionable words).
PISS OFF Tourette's is YOU WANKER not to be BATMAN & ROBIN confused with ABO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITE random FUCKSTAIN disorientation, culturally-PEARL NECKLACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ARSE language, JAP and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHOLE JERRY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHE souvenir shoppes and massive JACKASS quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA garbage.
Darnit.
A BUGGER OFF Polite Note to the FUCK OFF Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LIKE FATHER LIKE SON article SHITSLINGING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance EMO.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about OSTRICH MY ASS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of RAPE Tourrette's sufferers FEMADOM swear. You can BEAVER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHAT TV, for always focusing on the WOODPECKERSHIT bad side of a terrible IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK thing.
- The main FROG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SUITCASE PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BALL SACK knee WETBACK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is PISS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOOBIES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BEANER sufferers to become GO HOME AND DIE manically depressed and ASSHOLE commit JOHN ELWAY suicide.
- There is no NECROPHILIA cure, and the RUSTY TROMBONE drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELL tics often have adverse CUNTYMINTS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BIG FOOT perodol" which caused my entire FLYING FUCK body to go FUCKER numb and TAMPONS basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the COCKSUCKER drug.
I am an active member of a CHIGGER tourette syndrome POLAK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSFACE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am MASTURBATION sorry for SHITCOCK "hi-jacking" your ASSFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CRAP this that really WOODPECKERSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA, and making fun of a PIG horrible disorder is (not) TITWANK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN IT time.
Best CUNTSWILLING regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “PUSSY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply
As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your BELGIUM capitalist society DALAI LAMA.
Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen
P.S. INCEST Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply
As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?
Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MALARKY saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my RECTUM RAIDER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine NI Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BUTT PIRATE and MOCCASINS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKLICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIGGER BAND WITH 4 PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JAP HORSE! NI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NI'S HOUSE
How BITCH to CRAPFUCKER cure KRAUT the CROTCH Tourette's ARSE Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BUTT PIRATE for WANK Tourette's MOCKIE Syndrome ASSCRACK is POTTYMOUTH following ANAL these HELL rules PEDOPHILIA in FUCKING order:
- 1: Avoid SHIT immature ASS little LET'S SHIT kids,
- 2: Count to PISS OFF within FLAMING ASS BADGER 10 CROTCHseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SHAKOPEE COCKSMOKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS nor MONKEY'S UNCLE talk,
- 4: Tell JOHN ELWAY yourself you FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK don't BASTARD have YOU WANKER this IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCKSTUFFER WITH NASTY TENTACLE RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the NI last straw BULLSHIT!
I fucking put DOUCHE' my comment at the TOP OF THE NICARAGUA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BEAVER the TOP OF SHITCOCK THIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SPUNK offensive. DONKEY DICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TWO-INCH PENIS people who try MOCCASINS to battle TENTACLE RAPE'BASTARD that tight-ass SHIT 17-year-FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKFACE it now, but someone said FOREIGN CURRENCY' BEAVER SHITBALLS'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HORSE SHIT is a laughing PISS matter. Plus there ANUSCAKE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on URINE-GARGLING Uncyclopedia, there are DICKWAD articles PENISPENISPENIS!!! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NAZI stuff. So AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI that means FUCK stop getting mad at the BIRD SHIT first part too and CLUSTERFUCK talking about the GOBSHITE letter that it's MONKEY SHIT mocking (what COCK letter? I don't even know what CHICKEN SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELLFIRE hi self FIST FUCK even made a really JUSTIN BIEBER good point. "It's HOCKEY nothing more POWERSHIT from a head nod to a ASS FASCIST knee tick". GANGBANG. Which I'll add SHITHEAD onto POLESMOKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGFUCK suffer that PUSSY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a JUNGLE BUNNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GIVING HEAD hilarious. If you CARPET MUNCHER Want facts, go on PISS ARTIST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK YOU be offended, don't read TURD the freaking COCKSHITTER article anyway.
DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS CONDOMS INBRED TITWANK COCKSHITTER FROG'S FAT ASS TIMBER NIGGER FROG DAMN
NICARAGUA HELL FUCK DYKE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NIGNOG CAMEL FUCKER COCK CUNNILINGUS FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK SWIMMING POOL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JIGGABOO SUCK MY COCK FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER GANGBANG ASSHAT DOM DeLUISE DIPSHIT YOU WANKER NIGGER BEAVER FELCHING DONKEY DICK PENIS ON A BUN SHITFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TAFFY KAFFIR MALARKY PIKACHU DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JUSTIN BIEBER ANAL SAND NIGGER FELCHING SEMPRINI ABO BEAVER TACO CHICKEN SHIT SHIT HITLER ASSHOLE BITCH CHOAD TITMOUSE GOD BLESS AMERICA MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY HOMO TITTIES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WHITE RIGHTS JIZZ BITCH ASS BASTARD DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKSTAIN PUNANI BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FUCKING JUMP! 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INBRED FUCKER DAMMIT ASSHOLE BANGKOK ASSHAT SOD CUNTSWILLING O CANADA GIVING HEAD BOOBS WALRUS SHIT CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE HOSER BEAVER ARSE AUTOFELLATIO JOHN SMILEY FACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT SOD FOUR-EYES SCUMBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX STRAWBERRY ASS TWAT YOU WANKER JIZZ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITE FUCK NUGGET FEMADOM DILDO JUSTIN BIEBER MICK SCUMBAG HELL SHIT SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT WANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK SMEG GRINGO DICKHEAD YID CHICKEN FRIES SHITCUNTING BLOWJOB REBECCA BLACK CHUFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MONKEY SHIT BASTARD DYKE TRANNY DICKLICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER SOD TURD CUNT SNUFF PORN MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT JACK OFF FUCKING A SPIC CHENEY MOCCASINS DICKLICK NIPPLES BULLCRAP ASS FASCIST CAMEL FUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! CLIT PRICK DAMMIT SHITFACE POOPY DICKHEAD DAMN COCKSMOKER BITCH CHUFF GOD BLESS AMERICA DUNE COON ASS FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON WIENER COCK BONG ALEX TREBEK GOAT DICK CROTCH PISS SHIT BUGGER CHOAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK YOU CHAV COCKGOBLIN DUMBASS COCKSUCKER SEMEN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HOSER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN IT BIRD IN THE HOUSE FEWMETS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT CRAPPER CHRISTHUMPER ASSFACE HELL BASTARD BITCH DOG SHIT BALL SACK TURD FUDGEPACKER PUSSYLICKER NIGNOG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH CHRISTHUMPER POLACK SUGARTITS VAGINA DICK GIVING HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHOAD KISSER DICKWAD PRICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMMIT ASS FASCIST MILF NIGGER TITS CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO SEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET BOON MICK VENEREAL DISEASE DYKE SHITSLINGING TUBA CUNT FUCK OFF DICKWAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK COCK COCK PEARL NECKLACE JIGGABOO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN CUNNILINGUS FUCK ASS FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS CUNT LAPPER COCK BASTARD BLUMPKIN REBECCA BLACK KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK QUEEF CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BASTARD YOU WANKER DONKEY DICK FUCKHEAD CHIGGER BEAVER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SEMEN BUGFUCK QUEEF GREASER TOTAL SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT DOM DeLUISE LIMEY STRAWBERRY ASS BUGGER FAG DICKLICK BUTT PIRATE JACKASS CROTCH COON ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER JAP DOUCHEBAG TOWELHEAD CUM PEEPEE HELL CHOAD FUCKTARD CUNT ASSFACE GREASER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS ARTIST BITCH FUCKER ASSFACE RUSKIE BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMMIT TITTYWANK ASS BAT FUCK INSANE DAGO FUCKWIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE ARSE DARTH VADER MASTURBATION WOP FUCK YOU JACKASS CLEMEN DUMBASS HO BUTT PIRATE CUNTBUCKET DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT CUNT DARTH VADER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DICKHEAD SOD DILDO KIKE BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE SHITE JACK ABRAMOFF KAFFIR FELLATIO PAKI TAMPON IN MY ASS CHICKEN SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY GOBSHITE GANGBANG HOMO DESU PISS OFF FUCK PENIS JOHNNY RAT'S ASS SHITTY KIKE KAFFIR CUNTYMINTS FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGNOG DAMNATION CUNT LIMEY FUCK YOU FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK LOLCAT FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER CLIT SEX SHIT LIKE A HORSE GRINGO CHALICE ORGASM CHIGGER CLUSTERFUCK COCKSTUFFER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER DUNE COON TOWELHEAD FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG TIT DIRT MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING GENITALIA SUCK A BIG DICK TOSSER POOPOO BASTARD SHITE JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS WANK FUCKFACE FUCK ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WOP [expletive deleted] CLEMEN SAND NIGGER PENISPENISPENIS!!! ART METAL PRODUCTS FOUR-EYES PUSSYLICKER BRITNEY ASS FASCIST CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSFACE FUCKING HELL WALRUS SHIT ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE MARGARET THATCHER COON CUNTSWILLING SOD OFF FUCK OFF TITTYWANK CUNT GIVING HEAD PISS ARTIST DOUCHE NAZI ASSHOLE MOSES MOTHERFUCKER ABO BUTT PIRATE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JAP TOWELHEAD IT'S OVER 9000! GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING GENITALIA ASS LICKER CROTCH BELLEND PUSSYLICKER SPIC TITS BUGFUCK TITS & DICKS GIVING HEAD PRICK POMMIE SHITSLINGING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLINGING DAMN BITCH PENIS ASS FUCKING WANKER JACKASS SHIT FUCKHEAD PUSSY CUM GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CONDOMS BASTARD ASS FRIG MALARKY MOCCASINS CROTCH FUCKSTAIN VAGINA SEMEN COON TITTYWANK TITMOUSE FUCK ARSEBADGERS NIPPLES TRANNY FLYING FUCK SHITFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SEX PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NIGGER YOU WANKER DAMMIT NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO FRIG SAMUEL L. JACKSON DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT TAMPON IN MY ASS VAGINA FUCKING MALL SANTA FUCKSTAIN BITCH HELL CAMEL JOCKEY WIENER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOSSER SLOPE PAKI EUROIPODS FUCKER HELL CARPET MUNCHER SAGGY TITS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITFACE GOOK COMMUNIST DILDO BUTTFUCKER BRITNEY ASS MASTURBATION GOBSHITE DYKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BONG PISS NECROPHILIA SHITFACE TENTACLE RAPE DICK CHICKEN PISS JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN IT CLIT BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING INBRED TAMPONS EPIDIDYMIS NEGRO FUCK PIG PENIS ON A BUN BELGIUM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WANK MICK TIT SPRINKLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH GRAPE PENIS CAMEL FUCKER PENIS BITCH SHITSKIN TWAT FELLATIO RECTUM RAIDER HELL FUCKBAG DAMMIT CRACKER DEVELOPERS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HELL DAMN NIGGER JERRY HATE HATE HAT BUGGER OFF JERRY JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT PISSHOLE JACKASS BEAVER WANK DAMN MONKEY SHIT FUCK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR EPIDIDYMIS BASTARD TWAT FUCK GOBSHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE DICKHEAD DAMN FUCK YOU WANK PUNANI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RECTUM RAIDER INBRED DOODIE HEAD FUCKING A OSTRICH MY ASS PORCH MONKEY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE POLACK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK OFF GARBAGE DAY! DICKWAD MALARKY JESSE McCARTNEY BULLSHIT INBRED PEACEFUL AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD BITCH PUSSYLICKER STEVE BALLMER SEX CRAPMUNCHER TITS CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER TITS PECKERHEAD TIT SPRINKLES OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SPUNK CHIGGER WANKER FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKER INBRED FUDGEPACKER FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK CUNT TWO-INCH PENIS INBRED FUCKTARD TITTIES INBRED ASSHAT CHIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL FUCKER JIGGABOO GYPSY DOUCHE CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive PUNANI and with the BULLSHIT and his BULLCRAP of girraffes in which NEGRO while reading about FIRECROTCH!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See NI also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- REDNECK
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is TOSSER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WANKER subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKSTAIN, it is probably because you are an INBRED MOCCASINS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DONKEY DICK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SCUMBAG joke loses its humour BOOBIES when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CRAPMUNCHER ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKTARD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT HO BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
