Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NIGNOG'JACKASS SHIT'PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'WANKSPLAT'DUMBASS'POLAK'VAGINA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUM neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid YUKY DOODY, sudden POLACK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIRTY SANCHEZ or FUCKHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FRITZ way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOUGHNUT PUNCHER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA 666 words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT SCROTUM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JELLY BEANS utterFUCKance of socially SEX objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELLFIRE television programs to address PICKANINNY Tourette's syndrome.

POTTYMOUTH Tourette's is AY-AY-AY not to be MOZILLA FIREFOX confused with TAFFY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WIENER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TOTAL random ALF disorientation, culturally-SHITSLINGING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NEGRO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKFACE language, WHORE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BLUMPKIN CHIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SEX souvenir shoppes and massive PISS quantities PRICK of ANAL DIABETES OSTRICH MY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

The FUCKER Tourette's RAT'S COCK Research Institute was NICARAGUA founded to FLYING FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BIRD SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUGGER article INBRED funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LIMEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUGHNUT PUNCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about 30 CASES OF PICKLES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DIPSHIT Tourrette's sufferers PEARL NECKLACE swear. You can TRANNY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOU WANKER TV, for always focusing on the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? bad side of a terrible WIENER thing.
• The main GREASER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MONKEY'S UNCLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small AUTOFELLATIO knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKING FUCKBOROUGH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS ARTIST cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HORSE PENIS school for WANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITHEAD sufferers to become SUGARTITS manically depressed and WANK commit AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI suicide.
• There is no MY ANUS IS BLEEDING cure, and the [EXPLETIVE] drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SON OF A BITCH perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go RICK MORANIS numb and BULLCRAP basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLEMEN it is without the YOU WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TAMPON IN MY ASS the DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUTT PIRATE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FRED PHELPS sorry for SEX "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SON OF A BITCH this that really DONALD RUMSFELD annoys me. I am working towards a MILF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACKASS SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSWIPE, and making fun of a FUCKWIT horrible disorder is (not) CAMEL JOCKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HENTAI time.

Best WILLY WONKA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those MEG countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. RUSTY TROMBONE Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine YUKY DOODY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and BUTT-FOR-BRAINS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCKING FUCKBOROUGH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DUMBASS BAND WITH 4 FELLATIO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A pen0r HORSE! YUKY DOODY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO YUKY DOODY'S HOUSE

How DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! to HELL cure CUM the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Tourette's CRAPFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for DILDO Tourette's PUSSY Syndrome HADJI is YID following VAGINA these POLESMOKER rules GYPSY in HADJI order:

• 1: Avoid SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM immature HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS little I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within RAT'S ASS 10 CHUFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK BITCH YOU WANKER nor SON OF A BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

yourself you WALRUS SHIT don't SHITE have CHICKEN FRIES this HOSER disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKLICK WITH NASTY TWAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the YUKY DOODY last straw FUCKER!

I fucking put SHITFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITS & DICKS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ARSEBADGERS the TOP OF PRICK THIS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SON OF A BITCH offensive. COCKSMOKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BOOBS people who try PISS UP MY ARSE to battle FUCKWIT'DONKEY DICK that tight-ass FUCKWIT 17-year-FUCKING A—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SOD OFF it now, but someone said BAT FUCK INSANE' BALLS POMMIE'DAMN IT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOG SHIT is a laughing CUM matter. Plus there FAGGOT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKFACE Uncyclopedia, there are BOOBS articles BOLLOCKS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITHEAD stuff. So FUCK YOU that means FUCK stop getting mad at the BULLSHIT first part too and SON OF A BITCH talking about the BUNG-HOLE letter that it's EXTRA LONG PENIS mocking (what RAT'S COCK letter? I don't even know what POTTYMOUTH the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITFUCKER hi self suck my mothers even made a really MICK good point. "It's NEGRO nothing more I AM CORNHOLIO! from a head nod to a GYPSY knee tick". BONER. Which I'll add TITTIES onto TITS & DICKS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TOWELHEAD suffer that MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIRTY SANCHEZ it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING RAT'S ASS be, because if I were a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MARY WHITEHOUSE hilarious. If you 1984 Want facts, go on SUCK MY COCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PUNANI be offended, don't read TIT SPRINKLES the freaking RAPE article anyway.

GRASS MUD HORSE BELLEND COCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKFACE DICK MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER TACO FUCKFACE

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MARY WHITEHOUSE HONKY COON YOU WANKER HELLFUCKER TWAT FRIG SUCK MY COCK PUNANI HOMO POLACK CHOAD KISSER REDNECK PUSSY CRAPMUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLINGING TAMPON IN MY ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! BASTARD BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUCHE FUCK YOU FUCKTARD SUGARTITS HONKY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF ASSRAPING WARNER MUSIC GROUP MILF RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE BASTARD FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK TIMBER NIGGER WANKSPLAT BITCH SHITFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DUNE COON PEARL NECKLACE CUNT SCROTUM FUCK GYPSY SEMEN SACRED IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRAP FRIG ABO FUCKHEAD BELLEND SOD OFF HOMO PISS BRITNEY SLOPE BOYCOTT VIACOM! PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! MAMA MIA BANGKOK TITS & DICKS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HADJI SHITSLIDE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! HONKY DICKHEAD ASS SHITHEAD DICKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD PENIS WALRUS SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DUMBASS FUDGEPACKER HENTAI DAMMIT BITCH FUCKFACE TENTACLE RAPE NIGGER BUGGER OFF SCUMBUCKET MOZILLA FIREFOX PENIS INBRED BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT PENISFUCK INCEST COCK GOD DAMN ORGASM JERRY PEEPEE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH CUNT SHITFACE FUCKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAT'S ASS TWISTY VAGINA RAT'S ASS O CANADA FAGGOT FELCHING BUGFUCK YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RAPE HORSE PENIS GARBAGE DAY! SMEG CUNTYMINTS BUTT-HOLE TACO SPANK THE MONKEY I WILL END YOU! HELL ASSCRACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WHITE RIGHTS DUMBASS PRICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FEWMETS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKLICK FUCKWIT NORTH KOREA GRAPE PENIS THONG TASTER NAZI MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER DAMN ASSFACE BULLSHIT ABO FUCK WANKSPLAT DICK TITS CHOAD WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS CLIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BUKKAKE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TWAT FAGGOT BASTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BULLSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CARPET MUNCHER QUEEF ASSHOLE HADJI FUCK YOU FUCKTARD RUSKIE BULLSHIT BASTARD FRAK CARPET MUNCHER SHIT WOP COON FLYING FUCK HELL DARTH VADER EPIDIDYMIS FROG'S FAT ASS WINDOWS VISTA JACKASS PISS OFF BUTT PIRATE BUGGER OFF NIGGER SHIT NIGGER DUMBASS NICARAGUA DYKE DOUCHE NAZI INBRED KNOBJOCKEY SEX DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TITMOUSE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BAD MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE TITMOUSE NIPPLES CUNTSWILLING SPANK THE MONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER MASTURBATION ASSFACE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER BUGGER BITCH HO SCUMBUCKET SHIT TITS CROTCH HELLFUCKER HO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S ASS ASS BALL SACK BOOBS CUNNILINGUS POWERSHIT I WILL END YOU! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA QUEEF JAP NIGGER ASSHAT DICKWAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING JUMP! ASSHOLE NEGRO FUCK ARSE SCUMBAG SHIT JIGGABOO SON OF A BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES BITCH LET'S SHIT WANKSPLAT RAGHEAD FRIG ASS FRITZ WIENER EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG GOD DAMN SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS JERK OFF SHITFACE DUMBASS TITS COCKSHITTER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HUEY P. NEWTON WOMEN'S RIGHTS PROXY SITES JACKASS SHIT DICKLICK DAMN TITTIES ASS ASSHAT YOU WANKER FUCK BOLLOCKS DUMBASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKWIT HO TIBETAN BUDDHISM ASS DICK IN A BOX DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN IT HELLFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOUR MOM DYKE DAMNATION PUSSY BITCH FUCKING BASEBALL HELL COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS BOOBS ARSE SHIT HORSE PENIS BASTARD COCKSMOKER SHITPISSER TAMPONS ASS TITTIES HAPPINESS ORGASM PISS OFF MY ASS BUDDHISM DUMBASS DOG SHIT INJUN YOU WANKER GRASS MUD HORSE BENCH PRESS FRENCH TICKLER WIKIPEDIA POMMIE FAGGOT HORSE SHIT FUCK NUGGET BUTTFUCKER COON NORTH KOREA RUSTY TROMBONE HELL DAMN EPIDIDYMIS GOATSE RAGHEAD MICK PISS YOU WANKER PIG NORTH KOREA BUTTFUCKER JACK OFF DICK FUCKER BASTARD PEDOPHILIA PISS FUCK BELGIUM FELCHMONKEY WOODPECKERSHIT PISS OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION CHALICE SEMEN PRICK AUTOFELLATIO ASS FASCIST BONER DAMNATION JERK OFF ASSHOLE PISSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK BASTARD FUCK OFF FEMADOM SCROTUM PEDOPHILIA FUCK RECTUM RAIDER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLUSTERFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE JERRY MILF PEEPEE RAT'S COCK DICK REBECCA BLACK [Insert swear here] SON OF A BITCH BASTARD BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WOP PECKERHEAD RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK REDSKIN FUCKFUCKFUCK HORSE PENIS SHITSLINGING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFUCKER BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AY-AY-AY LOGJAMMER CUNTBUCKET CROTCH FUCKER DAMMIT FRAK EUROIPODS PENIS KIKE CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY NIGNOG CHIGGER TITMOUSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS REDNECK GOAT DICK ASS FUCK A DUCK NIPPLES SPIC CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD TITWANK CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN PENIS TURD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SUCK MY COCK FUCK FUCK TURD INJUN NIGNOG MALL SANTA MOTHERFUCKER COLGATE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELL CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN TWAT POMMIE ASSBANDIT REBECCA BLACK HONKY SCUMBUCKET FUCKER WHORE JACK ABRAMOFF TITMOUSE MALARKY PISS FROG PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PEDOPHILIA SHIT YOUR MOM SHITCUNTING SUGARTITS TESTICLE CHOKE CLIT ARSE SNUFF PORN PEEPEE JAP BONER TITTIES HOMO FUCK NUGGET 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BOON CHIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE COON JAP ASSHAT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DIRTY SANCHEZ HO SEX BITCH SOD ASSHAT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKSTAIN HELL MILF DAMN SEMEN DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST JIZZ DIPSHIT ASSWIPE ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS FUCK MASTURBATION FELLATIO DARTH VADER MARGARET THATCHER FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS ARTIST SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE GREASER FUCKTARD BITCH MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA RAT'S COCK BUTT PIRATE BOOBS RAT'S COCK SHITSLIDE DICKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE PISS OFF TAFFY SHIT DUMBASS RAPE CHOAD DOM DeLUISE LOLCAT DAMN ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK SOD OFF BOOBIES HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT ASS REBECCA BLACK PIG HELL YOU WANKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ARSE JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT DIPSHIT PENIS FUCK CHIGGER YOGHURT CANNON PIECE OF SHIT DILDO WANKSPLAT FRITZ BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU SUCK BALLS

HOSER JERK OFF BITCH ANAL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RANDY TRAVIS MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING TWAT SPANK THE MONKEY ARSE ORGASM SHITTY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? STRAWBERRY ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK YOU CAMEL FUCKER BUTTFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER BITCH CLUSTERFUCK CUNT LAPPER CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE BLOWJOB SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUKKAKE TIT SPRINKLES FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER DICK BUKKAKE BASTARD BANGKOK JACKASS PUSSY RANDY TRAVIS TRANNY AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK POOPOO THONG TASTER FUCKFACE HOSER LET'S SHIT SPUNK CROTCH LIMEY FROG CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SCUMBAG CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLIDE WANKSPLAT EXTRA LONG PENIS MALARKY JIGGABOO Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the FROG'S FAT ASS and his PUSSY of girraffes in which HADJI while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FLYING FUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS