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For those without BIRD SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BITCH article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or VAGINA neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSEBADGERS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PRICK, sudden ASSCRACK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements LET'S SHIT or [expletive deleted] vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SCUMBAG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNNILINGUS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BONER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOM DeLUISE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MONKEY SHIT utterFUCKance of socially TWAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOT HEAD television programs to address GOD DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is FUCK not to be EAT MY SHIT! confused with MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITTY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS OFF MY ASS random ASS disorientation, culturally-HONKY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POO POO BLOWJOB outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKHEAD language, CUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive SHITBALLS quantities JESUS FUCKING CHRIST of ANAL DIABETES SOD OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A COCK Polite Note to the PISS OFF Author:

The CHRISTHUMPER Tourette's WANK Research Institute was GOOK founded to HADJI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRAP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCRATCH! GROUNDER! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOOBIES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RECTUM RAIDER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Tourrette's sufferers WIGGER swear. You can DILDO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BALLS TV, for always focusing on the SHIT LIKE A HORSE bad side of a terrible CRAPMUNCHER thing.
  • The main SUGARTITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are pen0r involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PRICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! knee TIMBER NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LET'S SHIT school for COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITE sufferers to become KIKE manically depressed and TIT SPRINKLES commit FUCK suicide.
  • There is no DAMN cure, and the FELLATIO drugs that are available to, "calm" the FIST FUCK tics often have adverse WINDOWS VISTA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SAND NIGGER perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMN body to go TITTIES numb and FROG'S FAT ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN it is without the BIG FOOT drug.

I am an active member of a MARGARET THATCHER tourette syndrome VENEREAL DISEASE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SUCK A BIG DICK the COCK public view of Tourettes as a "PENIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOBSHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DELICIOUS CAKE sorry for JAP "hi-jacking" your JAP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BLOWJOB this that really MILF annoys me. I am working towards a [expletive deleted] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SEMEN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE, and making fun of a DONKEY PUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best ADMINS ARE GAY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. FUCKFACE Regards to Andrew DICKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The POMMIE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you BUDDHISM want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my SCROTUM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PRICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLIT and RAPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BONG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HORSE! PRICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PRICK'S HOUSE

How REDSKIN to FUCKER cure NI the VAGINA Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POOPOO for PISS OFF Tourette's NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Syndrome WANK is ASS following VENEREAL DISEASE these JOHN ELWAY rules WEHATEMARIO in PORCUPINE'S BALLS order:

  • 1: Avoid BITCH immature LAKE TITICACA little SHITHEAD kids,
  • 2: Count to I'LL RAPE YOU within CHUFF 10 PISS CUNT JESUS FETUSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PENIS SUITCASE PENIS SHIT nor POMMIE talk,
  • 4: Tell FLYING RAT'S ASS yourself you PUSSYLICKER don't YOU WANKER have AUTOFELLATIO this COCKSHITTER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK O CANADA WITH NASTY TITTIES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JAP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PRICK last straw NICARAGUA!

I fucking put PEARL NECKLACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSCRACK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at YOU WANKER the TOP OF DICKLICK THIS FUCKSTAIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HEIL HITLER! offensive. FUCKFUCKFUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to KIKE people who try ASS to battle ASSHOLE'STEVE BALLMER that tight-ass JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS 17-year-CLIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISSHOLE it now, but someone said GYPSY' GYPSY ASS'JAP on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing HELLFIRE matter. Plus there EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Uncyclopedia, there are SHITCOCK articles GOD DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GENITALIA stuff. So TAFFY that means WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS stop getting mad at the FELCHING first part too and BITCH talking about the HORSE SHIT letter that it's CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON mocking (what FUCKWIT letter? I don't even know what ASSHOLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian SEX hi self BUGGER even made a really GANGBANG good point. "It's JOHNNY nothing more GENITALIA from a head nod to a BULLSHIT knee tick". RAGHEAD. Which I'll add ANUSCAKE onto GOD DAMMIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! suffer that FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKSTAIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TACO be, because if I were a FUCK A DUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CLEMEN hilarious. If you PISS Want facts, go on FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BONG be offended, don't read SAND NIGGER the freaking ASSHOLE article anyway.

CHINK DAMN IT FLAMING ASS BADGER CRAPMUNCHER ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMMIT PENISFUCK FUCKWIT BEAVER DOUCHETITS

CLIT CUNT PIGFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MONKEY BALLS SHITFACE HADJI ASSWIPE INCEST SON OF A BITCH HOMO RECTUM RAIDER DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS DICK IN A BOX ASS ASSFACE TITTYWANK RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD PEDOPHILIA BASTARD BOOBS CUNTYMINTS PUNANI BELLEND BITCH WIENER SHITTY PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT JENKEM PORCH MONKEY WIENER FUCK DAMN DICK FUCKING GANGBANG TITTIES HOT GRITS PISS ARTIST BOLLOCKS CUNTING ASSCRACK [EXPLETIVE] O KURWA! TITS FUCKER ANUSCAKE CHICKEN SHIT DILDO TACO SHITE WANK WANKSPLAT TWAT BUTTFUCKER ASS INBRED SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS SHIT FUCKING JACKASS SHIT GENITALIA HONKY FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD WOP KNOBJOCKEY JUSTIN BIEBER BITCH HORSE SHIT THONG TASTER CLUSTER FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT CHIGGER DOG SHIT SHITTY SHITHEAD ARSE FROG BITCH MARGARET THATCHER CUNT SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S COCK SACRED DOUCHING FUCK NORTH KOREA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER BUGFUCK ASSWIPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BASTARD SAND NIGGER PISSHOLE [expletive deleted] INCEST CONAN O'BRIAN SCROTUM SUGARTITS SHITTY WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN YOGHURT CANNON DILDO KRAUT WOP BALL SACK WALRUS SHIT FUCKER YOU WANKER CROTCH BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK TWAT CLEVELAND STEAMER GREASER BALLS MASTURBATION BIRD SHIT DAMN TITTYWANK LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN SHITTY TAMPONS CHOAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FRENCH TICKLER ORGASM SCUMBAG SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS OFF YUKKY DOODY CHOAD BUGGER NAZI PEDOPHILIA MAMA MIA INJUN BUTTFUCKER YOUR MOM GOOK DOM DeLUISE SMEG CUNT POOPOO NAZI BITCH CHIGGER FUCK DARTH VADER ASS TWAT PIGFUCKER BASTARD ABO FUCK A DUCK COLGATE BUGGER OFF COCKSMOKER DUMBASS BEAVER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ANAL FUCKING DILDO FRITZ BEANER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SEMPRINI LOGJAMMER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT SUITCASE PENIS JACKASS MAMA MIA JENKEM PISS JIZZ ASSWIPE DAMN HENTAI CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK DOUCHE BITCH BONG TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITHEAD HAIL SATAN! TOSSER JERK OFF TAMPONS FLAMING ASS BADGER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FEWMETS SHITFUCKER BITCH CLUSTER FUCK HONKY BLOWJOB NIGNOG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKHEAD PISS BASTARD ASSHAT FAGGOT JERK OFF FLYING FUCK PISS OFF SCROTUM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BALLS DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER SHITE JOHN ELWAY FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKING A ASSHOLE ASSFACE DICK BUGGER WHORE SHITHEAD SHIT POLESMOKER COCKSMOKER FAG FLYING RAT'S ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GIVING HEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIENER CHOAD MARCH OF FLAMES SHITHEAD FELCHING TITTYWANK GANGBANG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLUSTER FUCK FUCKSTAIN JIZZ BANGKOK FUCKING CUM POMMIE [EXPLETIVE] DICKFACE DOUCHE BANGKOK TAMPONS BALLS FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITE 666 NIGGER TITS TITS DIPSHIT BASTARD ASS SEMEN CHINK JACKASS SHIT DICKFACE BITCH HITLER SHITTY KIKE DICK CHICKEN GOATSE FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK BULLCRAP TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF D'OH PEEPEE HOLY DUMB FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH HOSER DOUCHE DAGO CHICKEN SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY CUNT BUTTFUCKER YUKKY DOODY BATMAN & ROBIN RUSKIE FUCK FUCK DIPSHIT TWAT SCROTUM CUNT DICKHEAD COON DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SEX NIGGER POLAK GREASER MOLDY TITS CUNTBUCKET COLGATE JOHNNY [EXPLETIVE] WOODPECKERSHIT ASSFACE INBRED SHITHEAD DUMBASS FRIG HELL DAMMIT FUCKING A ARSE BITCH GRINGO GIVING HEAD BLUMPKIN WALRUS SHIT BALL SACK DARTH VADER DAMN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MASTURBATION IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOHNNY BLUMPKIN ASS CHIGGER RAT'S ASS SHITE ASSFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICKHEAD TURD GANGBANG DOUCHEBAG WINDOWS VISTA MOLDY TITS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS BATHING SUIT AREA TOSSER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS POMMIE TOTAL HOMO NAZI ASSHOLE JOY CUNT YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NI HELL SHIT CUNTRAG NORTH KOREA LET'S SHIT SMEG SHIT ASSHOLE SHITHEAD RAPE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! TITS & DICKS INBRED RAGHEAD YOUR MOM SPUNK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT I WILL END YOU! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHRISTHUMPER CUNT LAPPER O CANADA BOLLOCKS WALRUS SHIT DAMN IT SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CARPET MUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN GIVING HEAD TITS BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE BOON SHITHEAD INBRED BASKETBALL HOOP BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK PRICK DOT HEAD VAGINA BUTT PIRATE TITS & DICKS DOT HEAD SHIT CUNT SHITFACE TACO BASTARD ANAL HOMO ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT GOOK FUCK OFF DICK I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE BEAVER SHITCUNTING MICK DONGSHOVER BULLCRAP FLYING RAT'S ASS BASKETBALL HOOP WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK HELL FUCK NUGGET HENTAI I WILL END YOU! MOCKIE JACKASS LOGJAMMER SHITFACE GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG THONG TASTER DICKHEAD O CANADA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BOOBS FLYING FUCK WHORE HORSE SHIT SHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHOLE ASSHAT BRITNEY MAMA MIA TITS & DICKS INCEST CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHE PUSSYLICKER BOOBIES FU SPANG I RAPE WALRUSES! HELL BASTARD CLIT PISS ARTIST SHITFACE SEX COON BOB SAGET RUSTY TROMBONE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PAKI FUCKING FUCKING HORSE SHIT GOBSHITE RECTUM RAIDER DOUCHE NAZI FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WANKSPLAT CLUSTER FUCK GOAT DICK DOM DeLUISE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WHORE NECROPHILIA HUEY P. NEWTON ASS BELLEND FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE CHOAD KISSER DUNE COON TOTAL FUCKWIT SHITCOCK ASSWIPE SIGMUND FREUD BUKKAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER POMMIE SUCK A BIG DICK WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITBALLS NICARAGUA YOU WANKER CUNTBUCKET ASSCRACK ASSHOLE GENITALIA DAMN IT O CANADA WIENER RUSTY TROMBONE WHORE MALARKY WANKER WIKIPEDIA MALARKY PISS ARTIST BUGFUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] FRENCH TICKLER MOTHERFUCKER SAND NIGGER SEMEN CRAP ON A STICK CHIGGER RAT'S COCK JIGGABOO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANKER CUNT FUCK YOU JACK OFF BIG FOOT GRAPE PENIS JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE ASSHOLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CRACKER FUCKFACE BRITNEY BORDER HOPPER CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER ASSBANDIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PORCH MONKEY ABO PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK A DUCK ASSHAT BASTARD FELLATIO HELL DAMN FAG AUTOFELLATIO TAFFY POLACK FUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD TAMPONS BASTARD BUTT PIRATE SOD OFF SHITBALLS WANK DOM DeLUISE FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO AY-AY-AY PEDOPHILIA SHIT DOUCHING MARGARET THATCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTYMINTS CAMEL FUCKER ORGASM DOUCHETITS JAP CAPTAIN CRUNCH TOTAL SEX CHOAD PENIS FUCKHEAD CLIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK A DUCK PUSSY FEWMETS CUNT COCK WANKER CLIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SCROTUM SPUNK FELCHING DIPSHIT DICKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOUR MOM TITS HELL YOUR MOM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SEX CC PLZ DAMN PISSHOLE TOSSER DIPSHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! MILF FLYING RAT'S ASS BALLS CARPET MUNCHER FUCKER BUKKAKE FUCKING FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS GOD DAMN HOMO SEMEN DOUCHE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CONDOMS CLIT MOCKIE BUKKAKE DAGO FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT MARGARET THATCHER CUNT WANKSPLAT MALL SANTA PAKI CHOAD POMMIE SHIT DAGO BITCH ALEX TREBEK COCKSHITTER DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT 666 JACKASS SHIT ASS SHITE DOUCHEBAG ASS LICKER VENEREAL DISEASE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY COCKSMOKER DOG SHIT BIG FOOT FELLATIO POLESMOKER PENIS FIST FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! DOUCHE FUCKTARD DICKHEAD ASSHAT ASSCRACK CRAPPY ROSIE O'DONNELL URINE-GARGLING TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT FROG I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN WIENER BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER BOON NIPPLES DAMN ANAL SHIT SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY HELL DICKLICK PEDOPHILIA TIMBER NIGGER DAMMIT GOD DAMN ASSHAT MASTURBATION BITCH RAGHEAD I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY CLEMEN MALARKY ART METAL PRODUCTS SHUT UP, MEG! WANK 666 YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE ASS FUCK YOU COON [expletive deleted] JOHNNY SHITTY GENITALIA SHITFUCKER FASHION BUG BALLS DIPSHIT BITCH WIENER RAT'S COCK MONKEY SHIT PORCH MONKEY DAMMIT FUCKFACE suck my mothers SHITTY CUNTSWILLING CLUSTER FUCK BALL SACK HONKY ARSE DICK JERK OFF GOBSHITE YOUR MOM SHITTY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN FLYING FUCK COMMUNION WAFER ASSCRACK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKER YOUR MOM BALLS BITCH SHITFACE CUNT BUKKAKE FUCKING FRIG JERK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT ORGASM DIRTY SANCHEZ DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT KIKE KEEP SHITCOCK SHITHEAD PENIS RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PISS OFF TWO-INCH PENIS BONER BEANER FUCKER INBRED DAMN DICK TITS 30 CASES OF PICKLES WALRUS SHIT DOG SHIT JERK OFF HEIL HITLER! BEANER WIGGER SON OF A BITCH DAMNATION DOG FUCKER GOD DAMN SCUMBAG TURD NIPPLES BATHING SUIT AREA CROTCH WANK SHITCOCK ANAL DIABETES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FU SPANG INJUN SHIT PASTURE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKFACE TOWELHEAD JACK OFF GYPSY SHITSLINGING HELL POLAK NIGNOG NIGGER FUCKER SHITSLINGING CLEMEN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAGO ANUSCAKE BOLLOCKS EMO JAP BIG FOOT CUNTING ASSCRACK ARSE ASSHAT ART METAL PRODUCTS COCK FUCKTARD SUCK MY DICK GOAT DICK FUCKWIT FAGGOT CHIGGER BEAVER BIGNOSE SHITFACE GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER QUEEF DICK TITS MONKEY BALLS BIGNOSE SHITFACE PISS OFF DICKHEAD MACACA SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT JAP CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS YOU WANKER DICKHEAD VAGINA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN DAMN IT RUSKIE FELCHMONKEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKWIT FUCKTARD HELL STRAWBERRY ASS MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKSTAIN PAKI FUCKTARD COCKSUCKER YUKKY DOODY BUGGER POMMIE WIENER BANGKOK NIPPLES BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK MR WINKLER IS GAY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITE POLACK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER COCK DIPSHIT FUCK DOT HEAD FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA FUCKFACE FUCK DAMN EMO DONKEY DICK BITCH PENIS HOMO ARSE SCUMBAG COCKGOBLIN HEIL HITLER! SHIT SHITHEAD MONKEY BALLS CLEMEN VAGINA FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS JESSE McCARTNEY GANGBANG CHIGGER PRICK FRITZ COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN WILLY WONKA PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CLIT BELGIUM MICK SHITFUCKER FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SPIC HELLFUCKER DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU POTTYMOUTH ARSE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MONKEY BALLS and with the PEDOPHILIA and his FAG of girraffes in which FLYING FUCK while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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