Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PIGFUCKER'DARTH VADER'GOBSHITE'DAMN'HELL'SHITCOCK'MARGARET THATCHER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JIGGABOO neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT, sudden GOD DAMMIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SUCK MY DICK or REDNECK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SPICY CUNT FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TIMBER NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BLISTERING BARNACLES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TRANNY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRACKER SCROTUM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FLAMING ASS BADGER utterFUCKance of socially GOD DAMMIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GENITALIA television programs to address ASSHAT Tourette's syndrome.

COON Tourette's is CHICKEN SHIT not to be Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS confused with CAMEL FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GYPSY random DOT HEAD disorientation, culturally-COCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HOSER language, CLEMEN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JACKASS SHIT WIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SCROTUM souvenir shoppes and massive JENKEM quantities FUCKING A of ANAL DIABETES BANGKOK garbage.

Darnit.

A CLEVELAND STEAMER Polite Note to the TWAT Author:

The THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Tourette's BAD MOTHERFUCKER Research Institute was GOD DAMMIT founded to GOD DAMMIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS ARTIST article CAMEL JOCKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CLUSTERFUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FELCHING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAGHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEMEN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FENCE JUMPER Tourrette's sufferers IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

swear. You can JERRY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the BUTTFUCKER bad side of a terrible DAMNED TABERNACLE thing.

• The main DICK IN A BOX symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUKKAKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BLUMPKIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MASTURBATION knee PISS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is RAT'S COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SPUNK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHE school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSFACE sufferers to become I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! manically depressed and TITS commit DICK suicide.
• There is no HELL cure, and the COMMUNION WAFER drugs that are available to, "calm" the BOB SAGET tics often have adverse DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUGARTITS perodol" which caused my entire EAT MY SHIT! body to go BUKKAKE numb and BEAVER basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS OFF it is without the FUCK OFF drug.

I am an active member of a WOMEN'S RIGHTS tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE the DUMBASS public view of Tourettes as a "BRITNEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLYING FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MARY WHITEHOUSE sorry for I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! "hi-jacking" your DICK CHICKEN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BLUE PENIS! this that really FUCK A DUCK annoys me. I am working towards a SOD OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SMEG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YOU WANKER, and making fun of a JAP horrible disorder is (not) SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CAMEL JOCKEY time.

Best DICKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BASTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those GOOGLE countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a KOREA LOVER byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. TOWELHEAD Regards to Andrew VAGINA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The ARSE bastard who wrote this article. You can CLUSTERFUCK punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKLICK saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my SON OF A BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are YOU WANKER and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SOD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HEIL HITLER! BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUGGER OFF HORSE! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT'S HOUSE

How JESSE McCARTNEY to JOHNNY cure ASS LICKER the TIT DIRT Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SUGARTITS for FUDGEPACKER Tourette's FROG'S FAT ASS Syndrome FUCKTARD is ASSWIPE following TAMPONS these LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD rules DAMN IT in FUCKING FUCKFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid INBRED immature TITS little TWAT kids,
• 2: Count to SHITHEAD within VENEREAL DISEASE 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITFUCKER FELLATIO BLOWJOB nor JACKASS talk,
• 4: Tell BOOBS yourself you WOP don't FLYING FUCK have POLESMOKER this TOWELHEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MASTURBATION WITH NASTY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LGBT RIGHTS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT last straw CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT!

I fucking put HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY' my comment at the TOP OF THE BONER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICK the TOP OF WETBACK THIS WETBACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN people who try FUCKSTAIN to battle JACKASS'DICKFACE that tight-ass WOODPECKERSHIT 17-year-NEGRO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PUSSY it now, but someone said CUNTSWILLING' JACKASS SHIT LIMEY'PUNANI on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITE is a laughing MOTHERFUCKER matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are INCEST articles JUNGLE BUNNY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MOTHERFUCKER stuff. So GOD DAMMIT that means HAIL SATAN! stop getting mad at the WANKSPLAT first part too and ASS talking about the BLISTERING BARNACLES letter that it's ASS LICKER mocking (what FUCKWIT letter? I don't even know what FRIG the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITTIES hi self CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's JERK OFF nothing more RUSTY TROMBONE from a head nod to a BUTT-HOLE knee tick". SLOPE. Which I'll add FASHION BUG onto RAPE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WOODPECKERSHIT suffer that IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PEEPEE be, because if I were a COCKSHITTER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE hilarious. If you SON OF A BITCH Want facts, go on TACO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKSTAIN be offended, don't read NAZI the freaking suck my mothers article anyway.

WANK DILDO DONKEY DICK CLUSTERFUCK FELCHMONKEY SUITCASE PENIS PUSSY SAND NIGGER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JACKASS

BASTARD ORGASM RAGHEAD JIZZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JIZZ WANK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHIT RAT'S ASS PENISBIRD MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFUCKFUCK BULLSHIT NAZI EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK SEMEN RUSTY TROMBONE RAPE ASSCRACK BLOWJOB COON BORDER HOPPER ORGASM LUV BUGGER OFF CTHULHU FHTAGN ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE CHOAD CAMEL FUCKER PUNANI TITS OLD CHRIST OF A DARTH VADER HELL BANGKOK DUMBASS GRINGO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN ASSFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SACRED ASSCRACK HENTAI DOUCHE ELECTION BUTT-HOLE ASSWIPE GANGBANG TITTYWANK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PENIS COON PIECE OF SHIT PRICK BUTTFUCKER BIGNOSE RAT'S COCK BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOLDY TITS FUCKTARD JAP MARGARET THATCHER MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITE FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITMOUSE ASSFACE PRICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DARTH VADER ASS DOUCHING COCK PENIS WANKSPLAT WOMEN'S RIGHTS NICARAGUA ORGASM JESSE McCARTNEY DONGSHOVER NIPPLES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE KRAUT DOUCHE POOPY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK POO POO BLOWJOB BONER ARSEBADGERS SACRAMENTO TIT SPRINKLES CLEMEN FRED PHELPS COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIENER BITCH SHIT ASSHAT CHOAD KISSER VAGINA THIS IS SPARTA! GO COUNT YOUR DICK PUNANI FUCKING A JERRY HELL SEMEN CRAP ON A STICK RAT'S COCK CLIT COLGATE HOMO FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE CROTCH HELL FUCKWIT BRITNEY BOOBIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I WILL END YOU! JERRY DICKFACE CROTCH BITCH SHITPISSER SHITE DILDO MOCCASINS GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! REBECCA BLACK BORDER HOPPER BATHING SUIT AREA DICKLICK MARCH OF FLAMES PENIS THONG TASTER DICKHEAD CUNTYMINTS COCKSUCKER BRITNEY ASSFACE [expletive deleted] CRAPFUCKER SUCK MY COCK SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF YOU WANKER ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER JIGGABOO CLEMEN INBRED TOWELHEAD DAMN ASSCRACK DICKLICK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DYKE JACKASS FELCHING COMMUNIST DILDO NAZI FEWMETS FUCK SCUMBAG INBRED FUCKING I'LL RAPE YOU BEANER PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLIDE DICKFACE TRANNY GOBSHITE DAGO FUCKING A ASSRAPING SUCK MY COCK TITS DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD BIG FOOT FUCK ASSRAMMER SHITCOCK GOAT DICK SHAKOPEE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICK CLIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT RAGHEAD CUNTRAG FUCK OFF SHITTY ASSWIPE BITCH SHITSKIN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH TITS RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKFACE CRAP DICKHEAD ASS QUEEF FUCKSTAIN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK PISS CHICKEN FRIES ASSHAT KIKE FUCK RAPE SHIT SHITTY FUCKHEAD TITS WANK KIKE BOOBIES REDSKIN PANCHEN LAMA BITCH URINE-GARGLING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS ARTIST COCKSUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TOSSER SCUMBAG CRAP JACKASS ASS FASCIST TITTYWANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK NORTH KOREA FRENCH TICKLER SHITFUCKER PUNANI BITCH YOU WANKER URINE-GARGLING JERK OFF JAP REBECCA BLACK ASS FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING A GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNTBUCKET DAMN IT ASSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS DOUCHEBAG FUCK JACKASS FUCKSTAIN HUMAN RIGHTS BELLEND BATHING SUIT AREA DOG SHIT SEX MALL SANTA WANK FUCKFACE SHITSKIN INCEST PECKERHEAD REDNECK TACO FAG WINDOWS VISTA FUCKFACE PISS OFF MAMA MIA JAP BULLSHIT FAGGOT SUCK A BIG DICK YOUR MOM COCKSUCKER FRITZ DOG SHIT SPUNK PISSHOLE SHITE CUNT CRAPPER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN BORDER HOPPER NIPPLES CAMEL JOCKEY CRAPMUNCHER HADJI HELL DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK TENTACLE RAPE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FLYING FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS LICKER NIPPLES FUCKFACE INCEST DAMN DONKEY DICK PORCH MONKEY DAMN BUTT-HOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD BULLSHIT PUSSY TIT DIRT BASTARD COCK ASS FASCIST MAMA MIA COCK SCUMBAG DUMBASS JIZZ COON COCKSTUFFER GRINGO ASSHAT HELL TENTACLE RAPE JACKASS DAMN ASSCRACK STRAWBERRY ASS NIGGER RANDY TRAVIS CUNTYMINTS DOG FUCKER GRAPE PENIS BIRD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER DAMN SHIT LET'S SHIT CRACKER D'OH TWAT CUNTING ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK CUM DAGO CROTCH LENS CRAFTERS FUCK OFF CRAP ON A STICK SPUNK BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST BONER CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! HENTAI ASS HOT GRITS FUCK YOU CUNTSWILLING SHITBALLS DAMN CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ASSFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN IT DAMMIT DAMN FUCKING BASEBALL JACKASS DUMBASS WIENER PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT WANK NIPPLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NI PISS OFF MY ASS ASSFACE FENCE JUMPER SAND NIGGER DICK DICKFACE FUCKER AMERICA ONLINE DUMBASS FUCKWIT ASSCRACK YID DICK IN A BOX DELICIOUS CAKE MILF INCEST SHITFACE BIRD SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOUCHING CUNTING ASSCRACK I WILL END YOU! SUCK MY COCK FENCE JUMPER GOOK BUGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKER JACKASS NECROPHILIA POOPOO FUCK WIENER FLYING RAT'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CROTCH FUCKFACE ALEX TREBEK RAT'S ASS SHITE ASS BOON CUNT TOTAL I'LL RAPE YOU DICK BRITNEY NICARAGUA INBRED COCK NAZI FUCKFACE RAGHEAD DIPSHIT BULLSHIT EPIDIDYMIS FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER [expletive deleted] DICK TACO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FIRECROTCH FUCKING JACKASS JERK OFF FUCK BITCH SCUMBAG DYKE DOUCHING FUCK YOU CUNT HITLER ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON KIKE HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKSUCKER PUSSY O KURWA! CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHOLE BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKHEAD DAMN IT RAT'S COCK FUCK NIGNOG HELL PUSSY WIENER SHIT WANK DICKFACE ASSHAT DAMN GREASER SHITE JACK OFF INBRED SEMEN DAMMIT RAT'S ASS ARSE CAMEL FUCKER CUNT FUCK ASSCRACK NIGGER PEDOPHILIA DANDELIONS BUGFUCK ASSFACE CUNTSWILLING CUNNILINGUS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE WOP GIVING HEAD CLIT ASSCRACK PUNANI NIGNOG ASS CLUSTERFUCK PISSHOLE GIVING HEAD BLUE PENIS! FUCK NUGGET FUCKWIT PISS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CAMEL FUCKER FIRECROTCH CLUSTERFUCK TOSSER DONKEY DICK INCEST PIECE OF SHIT BORDER HOPPER GOAT DICK SEX WALRUS SHIT DAMN SHITE FELLATIO SHIT GOD DAMN HELL POMMIE WANKER PUSSYLICKER BENCH PRESS FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT ASS FAG FUCKING MASTURBATION PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM STEVE BALLMER YOGHURT CANNON CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TITTYWANK BULLCRAP PICKANINNY [Insert swear here] FELLATIO GOBSHITE CUNNILINGUS JACK OFF HELL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT CUNT HOSER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOD DAMN REDSKIN CUNT CRAPPER PISS PIECE OF SHIT CONDOMS SOD OFF OSTRICH MY ASS SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT ASS DICKLICK SEMPRINI FUCK ASSHOLE OH SHI– REDSKIN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD BULLSHIT TOSSER POMMIE FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE ANUSCAKE FUCKTARD PISS SHIT CUNTSWILLING MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S COCK SHIT BENCH PRESS DONKEY PUNCHER JERRY COCKSMOKER ANAL DIABETES FUCKWIT CUM WIENER FEWMETS CUNT YOUR MOM GOBSHITE SOD MARGARET THATCHER PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER FELCHING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHING DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG FUCK BASTARD JIGGABOO NIPPLES FRIG YOU WANKER TITMOUSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKWIT WANK CUNT MARY WHITEHOUSE COCKSHITTER RAPE DICK CHICKEN GOBSHITE CUNT BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE DAMMIT ART METAL PRODUCTS FLAMING ASS BADGER STEVE BALLMER DIPSHIT D'OH DIPSHIT CLIT ASS DAMN PISS MASTURBATION BAD MOTHERFUCKER FASHION BUG ASS SHITHEAD RAPE PUSSY BOOBS ASSCRACK HELL ART METAL PRODUCTS I'LL RAPE YOU BUGFUCK RAT'S COCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CONDOMS BUNG-HOLE FUCKBAG GOD DAMN PENIS FUCKING A SUITCASE PENIS BASTARD ALF FUCKING JUMP! INBRED GENITALIA FUCK BANGKOK FUCKWIT ASSHOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SCUMBAG WIENER HELL MALARKY HELL BOOBS CUM BALLS SAND NIGGER ASS SLOPE SHUT UP, MEG! PIG PISS UP MY ARSE DILDO WANKSPLAT MONKEY SHIT DOUCHE NAZI NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS BOOBS CHOAD KISSER JERK OFF DUMBASS JACK OFF DOUCHEBAG COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS BATHING SUIT AREA ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO JAP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DONKEY PUNCHER GANGBANG PISS ARTIST MALARKY PUPPIES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TIMBER NIGGER TITS PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN TWAT TENTACLE RAPE SHAKOPEE ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! FELLATIO O CANADA ART METAL PRODUCTS HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY TRANNY WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PAKI SHITCUNTING CUNTING ASSCRACK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKFACE HAIL SATAN! RAT'S ASS MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE HELL BULLCRAP I WILL END YOU! HAIL SATAN! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMN MONKEY SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BUTT-HEAD FUCKER CUNTRAG FUCKFACE CUM PRICK COON CONDOMS SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH BUNG-HOLE DONKEY PUNCHER SOD OFF GOBSHITE BALL SACK FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH SIGMUND FREUD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS REDSKIN TIT DIRT POMMIE PISSHOLE BOOBS HOT GRITS CUNNILINGUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SAGGY TITS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY SIGMUND FREUD TAMPON IN MY ASS BUTTFUCKER AAAAAAAAA! CUNTYMINTS PENIS DAMN BASTARD SHIT SHIT BEAVER MOCCASINS TAMPONS HEIL HITLER! CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN BITCH LICK PUSSY HOMO RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING CHINK RAPE BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE BUTT-HOLE DAMMIT FUCKER WIENER PICKANINNY PUSSY QUEEF SEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFACE FUCK PISS OFF DAMN IT PEARL NECKLACE ASS BUTTFUCKER SEMEN CRAPFUCKER REDNECK TOWELHEAD DONKEY DICK FEMADOM PISS FIRECROTCH DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD BASTARD PISS OFF DOG SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SHITBALLS DAMN TITTIES THONG TASTER MINORITIES FUCK DOG SHIT WOP [expletive deleted] TONY LA RUSSA ASS LICKER HATE HATE HAT DICK CHICKEN ANUSCAKE PEDOPHILIA ORGASM PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT WETBACK ARSE AMERICA ONLINE FUCKHEAD SPUNK PRICK PISS ARTIST NEGRO ANAL DIABETES MILF YOU WANKER COCK WANKSPLAT DAMN BLOWJOB CRACKER BUGFUCK HELL YOU WANKER MOCKIE 666 NORTH KOREA NIGNOG SHITSLINGING PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE SNUFF PORN FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK ASSHAT DICK FUCK YOU LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE CRAPFUCKER TITS PISS OFF FUCK OFF FUCK YOU FEWMETS TITMOUSE RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT JENKEM BONER REDNECK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DONKEY DICK DAMMIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER TITS DAGO JUSTIN BIEBER CHICKEN SHIT BUGFUCK NIGGER POLAK ASSCRACK CUM CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT FROG JACKASS AMERICAN SPELLING GENITALIA BALLS BASTARD TITS YOU WANKER LIMEY JACKASS PEDOPHILIA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SEMEN CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKER BOON POLAK JACKASS TACO DOUCHEBAG NIGGER BASTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WANK CUNTRAG BOLLOCKS FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN GREASER RAT'S COCK SHITFACE BALL SACK RECTUM RAIDER CONDOMS SOD OFF DIPSHIT BATMAN & ROBIN GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN IT WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER DILDO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JOHN ELWAY VAGINA CONDOMS FELCHING CRAPMUNCHER BUTT PIRATE COCKSMOKER GOATSE VAGINA KRAUT TWAT HELL SHITCUNTING TWAT SPIC GOD DAMN FELLATIO WIKIPEDIA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOT HEAD SUITCASE PENIS PUSSYLICKER FUCKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX MONKEY BALLS JESSE McCARTNEY ANUSCAKE PUSSY BUTT-HOLE [expletive deleted] LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FRITZ SCUMBAG WIENER SON OF A BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT POOPOO BEAVER HATE HATE HAT MOZILLA FIREFOX FLAMING ASS BADGER POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOLLOCKS ORGASM BOYCOTT VIACOM! ABO MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSRAPING KU KLUX KLAN HELL TACO VAGINA HORSE PENIS BOOBS NIGGER BUGGER OFF RAT'S COCK BASTARD I WILL END YOU! PENISBIRD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOBSHITE BIG FOOT DIPSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN POISON IN BABY FORMULA AMERICA ONLINE HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBS WANKER JERK OFF ASSHOLE KNOBJOCKEY JIZZ PRICK JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT SEX SHITFUCKER BUDDHIST MONK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN POLACK WANK WANKSPLAT CHINK NAZI SHITTY JUSTIN BIEBER CHOAD DOUCHETITS FUCKER DAMN POMMIE ASSFACE YOU WANKER RICK MORANIS FUCKER QUEEF TIT SPRINKLES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIPSHIT CUNTBUCKET CHIGGER GANGBANG ASSHOLE GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS JACK ABRAMOFF HUMAN RIGHTS CUNNILINGUS CLUSTERFUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BULLSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER NIGNOG [expletive deleted] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BOOBS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive POLAK and with the HELL and his SHIT of girraffes in which PISS while reading about QUEEF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See I WILL KILL YOU! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CROTCH