Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKER'UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!!'LET'S SHIT'ART METAL PRODUCTS'PENIS ON A BUN'NIPPLES'TWAT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WARNER MUSIC GROUP neurochemical FUCK disorder HELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FLYING FUCK, sudden PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKHEAD or JACK ABRAMOFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BRITNEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTT PIRATE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POMMIE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUKKAKE GOBSHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKFACE utterFUCKance of socially DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BANGKOK television programs to address PENIS Tourette's syndrome.

JAP Tourette's is ANAL DIABETES not to be JACKASS confused with COON Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying YOU WANKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTY random FAGGOT disorientation, culturally-DIPSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUTT-HOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRITZ language, FUCKHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities PISS of ANAL DIABETES CAMEL JOCKEY garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITHEAD Polite Note to the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Author:

The TRANNY Tourette's DIRTY SANCHEZ Research Institute was TUBA founded to SHITE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SCUMBAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your EPIDIDYMIS article DICKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FROG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITTING DICK NIPPLES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ARSE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITBALLS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the FUCK bad side of a terrible BAT FUCK INSANE thing.
• The main FUCKSTAIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ROSIE O'DONNELL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHEBAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE knee SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GOD DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PENISPENISPENIS!!! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for GOBSHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SCRATCH! GROUNDER! sufferers to become FELLATIO manically depressed and FUCKING A commit SHITCOCK suicide.
• There is no HELL cure, and the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHOLE tics often have adverse JAP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NAZI perodol" which caused my entire VAGINA body to go FUCKING JUMP! numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than TESTICLE CHOKE it is without the SHITSLINGING drug.

I am an active member of a SCUMBUCKET tourette syndrome FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BELLEND the BELGIUM public view of Tourettes as a "I RAPE WALRUSES! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BEANER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RAT'S COCK sorry for RAPE "hi-jacking" your SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FROG this that really RAGHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a CLUSTERFUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAT'S COCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SOD, and making fun of a SPUNK horrible disorder is (not) FUCKSTAIN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your KIKE time.

Best PEARL NECKLACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As TIENANMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew PENIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The HADJI bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you FRED PHELPS want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BASTARD saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my BUGFUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FLYING FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BULLSHIT and CUNTBUCKET playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ROSIE O'DONNELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TAMPONS BAND WITH 4 SEX MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELLFUCKER HORSE! FLYING FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FLYING FUCK'S HOUSE

How [Insert silly non-swear here] to RAT'S ASS cure KAFFIR the MALARKY Tourette's ARSE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BALLS for ASS Tourette's RAPE Syndrome CRACKER is NIGGER following FUCKHEAD these TWISTY VAGINA rules DAMN in HOMO order:

• 1: Avoid HI, BILLY MAYS HERE immature SUITCASE PENIS little FUCKTARD kids,
• 2: Count to SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS within BOOBIES 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKING BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD nor GOD DAMMIT talk,
• 4: Tell FAGGOT yourself you NIGNOG don't NIGGER have DICK CHICKEN this JOHNNY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BEANER WITH NASTY YOU WANKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOBSHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FLYING FUCK last straw DAMNATION!

I fucking put TITTIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BULLSHIT the TOP OF MILF THIS MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HORSE PENIS offensive. ANAL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to LET'S SHIT people who try DICKHEAD to battle ASSCRACK'DONKEY PUNCHER that tight-ass SCROTUM 17-year-MASTURBATION—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SEX it now, but someone said JACKASS SHIT' OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA FRIG'666 on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMMIT is a laughing NAZI matter. Plus there ARSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS Uncyclopedia, there are POOPY articles BITCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DELICIOUS CAKE stuff. So TIT SPRINKLES that means GOD DAMMIT stop getting mad at the SUCK MY COCK first part too and DICK TITS talking about the DAMN letter that it's WANK mocking (what FUCKER letter? I don't even know what FRIG the heck you're talking about). Adrian COON hi self LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD even made a really BITCH good point. "It's CLUSTERFUCK nothing more QUEEF from a head nod to a SHIT knee tick". JERK OFF. Which I'll add O CANADA onto DICKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YOU WANKER suffer that DICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN IT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA be, because if I were a FUCK OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FREEDOM OF SPEECH hilarious. If you HELL Want facts, go on GRINGO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SCROTUM be offended, don't read FUCKER the freaking GOOK article anyway.

COON SHITFACE RAPE FUCK TENTACLE RAPE LIMEY RUSKIE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PRICK DICKHEAD

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TITS & DICKS SHITCUNTING FIRECROTCH FROG ASS CUNTBUCKET BOOBIES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK YOU QUEEF WANK BOOBS PORCH MONKEY EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM ASS FUCKING TENTACLE RAPE JACKASS SHIT WINDOWS VISTA PRICK SCUMBUCKET SHITHEAD PENIS DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER NAZI BITCH INBRED BASTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTBUCKET GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PRICK BLOWJOB FRIG MONKEY SHIT ASSHOLE SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEANER BULLSHIT PENIS MOCCASINS BASTARD PUSSY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SACRAMENTO DONKEY DICK ASSHAT FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER POTTYMOUTH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WALRUS SHIT CUNT SHITE PIG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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ASS ASS GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CHINK RAT'S COCK POMMIE CRAPPY DAMN FEWMETS SHITE GOD DAMN SHITFACE BITCH ARSE DICKFACE DAMN CLEMEN SCUMBAG YOUR MOM WANKER ORGASM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DOUCHING NIPPLES LOLCAT PAKI KAFFIR TAMPONS MILF FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE SEX BASTARD I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY CUNTBUCKET COON BONER ASSHAT POMMIE BASTARD DAMN IT TOSSER ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER ARSE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BEANER BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT CHRISTHUMPER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNTSWILLING DIPSHIT FUCK A DUCK SIGMUND FREUD JERK OFF NECROPHILIA ASSHAT ORGASM CUNT SHAKOPEE FUCK OFF CLEMEN DARTH VADER PIGFUCKER FUCKER DAMN FUCK HORSE PENIS HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HONKY DICKFACE SOD OFF ORGASM BALLS BANGKOK COCK GOD DAMMIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PISS OFF MY ASS GO HOME AND DIE MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO SCROTUM CUNT PISS ARTIST CHOAD CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO JAP JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU GOBSHITE INJUN FUCK YOU SHITE FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY ASS ASSRAPING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN NORTH KOREA FUCKHEAD DONGSHOVER SEMEN HELL DAMN HELL I'LL RAPE YOU GOOK COCKSHITTER NIGGER VAGINA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKTARD DAGO ALEX TREBEK PISS TWISTY VAGINA SHITCUNTING SPUNK SEX OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK A DUCK CUNT FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT CRAPFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS JOHNNY BUGFUCK COCK PISS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD YOU WANKER DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO [Insert swear here] JACKASS PIGFUCKER SHITSLINGING KNOBJOCKEY FUCKHEAD ASS SHITE YOUR MOM RAT'S COCK BUGGER POOPOO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS and with the NIGGER and his SLOPE of girraffes in which NECROPHILIA while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BOB SAGET also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DESU