Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JAP'TOWELHEAD'LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!'DOUCHE'666'CRAPMUNCHER'RUSKIE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSRAPING neurochemical FUCK disorder NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FRAK, sudden JENKEM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK IN A BOX or BASTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSRAMMER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HORSE PENIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JERK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FRENCH TICKLER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHUFF NAZI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSWIPE utterFUCKance of socially WHORE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address PISS ARTIST Tourette's syndrome.

DAGO Tourette's is NEOPETS not to be BELLEND confused with BORDER HOPPER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKHEAD random EPIDIDYMIS disorientation, culturally-PISS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUGGER OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS souvenir shoppes and massive HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS quantities NECROPHILIA of ANAL DIABETES KNOBJOCKEY garbage.

Darnit.

A SUGARTITS Polite Note to the CONDOMS Author:

The TITS & DICKS Tourette's NORTH KOREA Research Institute was ASS founded to PISS OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POOPOO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGGER TITS article SEMEN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BAD MOTHERFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BEAVER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DONALD RUMSFELD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DUMBASS Tourrette's sufferers FUCK OFF swear. You can JERK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the SHAKOPEE bad side of a terrible JACKASS thing.
• The main NORTH KOREA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ABO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TOWELHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GREASER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POWERSHIT school for BONER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAT'S COCK sufferers to become MOCKIE manically depressed and COCKGOBLIN commit BENCH PRESS suicide.
• There is no BOB SAGET cure, and the PIG drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKTARD tics often have adverse MALARKY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK TITS perodol" which caused my entire PEDOPHILIA body to go FRIG numb and FUCKBAG basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSFACE it is without the GYPSY drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTRAG tourette syndrome VENEREAL DISEASE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EXTRA LONG PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSFACE sorry for SOD "hi-jacking" your TOSSER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TURD this that really SCUMBUCKET annoys me. I am working towards a TWAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HUMAN RIGHTS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING FUCK, and making fun of a TITS & DICKS horrible disorder is (not) SPICY CUNT FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S COCK time.

Best QUEEF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITTY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIANENMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. DICKFACE Regards to Andrew JUSTIN BIEBER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The ROSIE O'DONNELL bastard who wrote this article. You can CARPET MUNCHER punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FRAK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOM DeLUISE and FUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JACKASS BAND WITH 4 FLAMING ASS BADGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TAMPONS HORSE! FRAK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FRAK'S HOUSE

How WILLY WONKA to CHAV cure I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU the BIGNOSE Tourette's THONG TASTER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK for FAGGOT Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome TURD is QUEEF following LET'S SHIT these AUTOFELLATIO rules PIGFUCKER in I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL order:

• 1: Avoid PISS ARTIST immature DICK TITS little VENEREAL DISEASE kids,
• 2: Count to KRAUT within DAMN 10 NIGGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHICKEN SHIT JIGGABOO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP nor PISS talk,
• 4: Tell DEVELOPERS! yourself you ARSE don't MILF have WALRUS SHIT this WOODPECKERSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK QUEEF WITH NASTY ASSWIPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DYKE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FRAK last straw ASS!

I fucking put SEX' my comment at the TOP OF THE DELICIOUS CAKE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF DIRTY SANCHEZ THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PUSSY offensive. PIG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUTTFUCKER people who try SHIT to battle FOOTBALL'WANKSPLAT that tight-ass ASS 17-year-PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HENTAI it now, but someone said MOZILLA FIREFOX' BUTTFUCKER TWAT'DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS OFF is a laughing JACKASS SHIT matter. Plus there ASSHOLE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TIANENMEN SQUARE Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK OFF articles SHITTY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIKIPEDIA stuff. So INCEST that means TITS stop getting mad at the SHITFACE first part too and BITCH talking about the SHITE letter that it's OSCAR WILDE IS GAY mocking (what WOP letter? I don't even know what BASTARD the heck you're talking about). Adrian GYPSY hi self P'KANG even made a really POOPOO good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more MOCKIE from a head nod to a PRICK knee tick". HUMAN RIGHTS. Which I'll add BALLS onto FUCK YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKER suffer that NIGNOG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICK TITS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a FELLATIO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKER hilarious. If you TITTYWANK Want facts, go on ALF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read PISS ARTIST the freaking SHIT article anyway.

GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKWIT SHIT GOD DAMN HADJI FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE DICK CHICKEN

MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK OFF FELCHMONKEY CUNT SHITFACE SCUMBAG INBRED BUKKAKE SHIT ARSE DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX KIKE HELLFUCKER SHITFACE ASS FUCKSTAIN INJUN FUCK COCK FUCK FAGGOT ASSCRACK PUSSY BOOBS GOOK PENIS ON A STICK DUMBASS PEARL NECKLACE JOHN ELWAY NIGGER WIKIPEDIA HELL DUNE COON MOTHERFUCKER WHORE WANK DAMN [Insert swear here] DUMBASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BATMAN & ROBIN ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD PUSSY 666 AAAAAAAAA! BANGKOK MOTHERFUCKER RAPE CUNNILINGUS ARSE BASTARD FUCK NUGGET DAMMIT MASTURBATION CUM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUKKAKE DAGO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK NUGGET FUCK YOU NIGGER TIBETAN BUDDHISM WIGGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD CUNNILINGUS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MILF CROTCH FRENCH TICKLER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL SHITTY FRAK DONKEY DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT REDSKIN BOOBS SPANK THE MONKEY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GENITALIA REBECCA BLACK PISS OFF CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK GIVING HEAD DIPSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SCUMBUCKET DELICIOUS CAKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GREASER FLYING FUCK CUNT ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MASTURBATION CHINK FLYING FUCK SHITE CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING WANKER FEWMETS WIENER DAMMIT VAGINA ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! NIHILISM SHITFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUM COCKSTUFFER WIKIPEDIA FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CC PLZ BULLSHIT YID PEARL NECKLACE INBRED suck my mothers FUCKING A BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS DAMN FELCHING ASSCRACK BASTARD RADIO FREE LUNCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS LICKER CRAPMUNCHER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BONER SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD MOCCASINS SUGARTITS SCUMBAG FAGGOT FUCKWIT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 OH SHI– FUCKING POMMIE SACRAMENTO P'KANG WIENER [Insert swear here] WIGGER CHICKEN SHIT COCK PORCH MONKEY COCKSUCKER ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA FELCHMONKEY VAGINA SCUMBAG I'LL RAPE YOU FRAK COON COMMUNIST DILDO EXTRA LONG PENIS BONER BEAVER DOUCHING JAP BITCH PRICK MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICK TITS SHIT BELLEND DOUCHE ASSWIPE BONER TRANNY VAGINA DICKHEAD FAGGOT 666 FUCK YOU SHIT DICKWAD FUCKFUCKFUCK GOD DAMN BASKETBALL PORCUPINE'S BALLS BELGIUM RAGHEAD JAP FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DONKEY PUNCHER SCUMBAG DAMN FUCKING A WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS pen0r BULLSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GOAT DICK CUNTYMINTS DIPSHIT BENCH PRESS ASSHAT NIGGER WIENER SACRAMENTO YID JOHNNY SUCK MY COCK GARBAGE DAY! BUTTFUCKER MICK FUCKWIT BITCH PRICK DICKHEAD MALL SANTA JAP IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DILDO BUKKAKE STEVE BALLMER CUNT HEIL HITLER! GRASS MUD HORSE ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ CHIGGER MASTURBATION BONER O KURWA! SHITE MAMA MIA MOTHERFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! suck my mothers BONER DOM DeLUISE SEX MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE GANGBANG BOLLOCKS ARSEBADGERS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKHEAD FUCK NUGGET CUNTING ASSCRACK VAGINA SON OF A BITCH ASS GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH POOPY BULLSHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE WOMEN'S RIGHTS CRAPFUCKER WHORE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNTYMINTS PISS OFF BELLEND FUCK DAMN WHORE SHITFUCKER MASTURBATION NECROPHILIA GIVING HEAD LIMEY SUCK MY COCK PIG ASSHAT BEAVER HELL FUCK STEVE BALLMER EUROIPODS DOG FUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BELLEND ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE JENKEM D'OH YOU WANKER PUSSY EXTRA LONG PENIS JACK OFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD SPUNK DICK ASSHAT GOAT DICK BASTARD STEVE BALLMER COCK WEHATEMARIO FUCK A DUCK DAMN SON OF A BITCH NIGGER TITS HELL PAKI PICKANINNY TITS SHIT INBRED TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! O CANADA INBRED PEEPEE SMEG POLAK ARSE WARNER MUSIC GROUP BASTARD JAP PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE RAT'S COCK DICKLICK EMO BONER ABO BUGFUCK ASS PISS REDNECK CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POMMIE ASS LICKER GOOK SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SHITSKIN BITCH GOATSE FRIG WIENER SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK OFF FUCK NUGGET BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SEX PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! ORGASM ANAL JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CLUSTER FUCK SEX FUCKWIT CLUSTER FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BULLCRAP YOUR MOM DICKHEAD BALL SACK BONER ASSHAT SEX SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST BORDER HOPPER TESTICLE CHOKE INCEST FLYING RAT'S ASS SPIC I AM CORNHOLIO! ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLEMEN FU SPANG CLEVELAND STEAMER BULLSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! TAMPONS KRAUT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICKHEAD CHIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS BULLCRAP TONY LA RUSSA HOT GRITS MONKEY SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COCK PISSHOLE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DUMBASS DAMMIT BUGGER OFF DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE NAZI SOD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS ARTIST GANGBANG CUNT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CRAPPY JOHN SMILEY FACE FELCHMONKEY BUTTFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE BITCH SHITTY ASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCK PEDOPHILIA SNUFF PORN MALL SANTA NIGNOG DOUCHETITS NICARAGUA DUMBASS ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NORTH KOREA COCKSHITTER BANGKOK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FRIG BULLSHIT FAG INBRED NAZI DUMBASS FRIG EPIDIDYMIS EPIDIDYMIS BORDER HOPPER GENITALIA DICKHEAD INJUN MACACA JAP ASSHAT JAP CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SUCK MY COCK EAT MY SHIT! CUNT DICK CUNT COCK HO GOAT DICK CLEMEN WIENER ALF BUTTFUCKER SHITTY FLYING FUCK DOUCHEBAG CUNT FUCKWIT JACK OFF JOHNNY FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FRITZ WANK MONKEY SHIT NAZI [Insert swear here] PAKI FUCKTARD CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF POLAK DAMN IT FLYING FUCK CUNT WALRUS SHIT ASS DAMN FUCK OFF FUCKER JACK OFF DOUCHEBAG BELLEND POMMIE FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT FEMADOM JERK OFF MICK JAP SHUT UP, MEG! CHOAD POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK YOU DICKLICK POLACK FUCK RAT'S ASS DOUCHE CLUSTER FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT LAPPER COCKSTUFFER DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER HELL CLIT DAMN FIRECROTCH OSTRICH MY ASS CRAP ON A STICK GRIS SHITHEAD SEX CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MONKEY SHIT POLACK INCEST GANGBANG CHOAD KISSER SAGGY TITS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NEGRO AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT WINDOWS VISTA DILDO DONALD RUMSFELD ASSHOLE MONKEY BALLS HENTAI DOUCHEBAG CUNT BONER NEGRO FUCK BEANER CUNTBUCKET CHRISTHUMPER TITS & DICKS WIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER TITTIES ASS LICKER [expletive deleted] BULLSHIT FRENCH TICKLER GOATSE NIGGER GREASER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MOCCASINS I WILL END YOU! EMO GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAPE NI ARSE RAGHEAD SHITE CUNNILINGUS REDNECK FLAMEVIPER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF DONKEY PUNCHER BIG FOOT RANDY TRAVIS BULLSHIT INCEST RAPE FUCK OFF MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKING A GOBSHITE BUGFUCK SOD OFF SHITHEAD JERRY SACRAMENTO KAFFIR DUMBASS CHOAD KISSER HOT GRITS CUNT I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FEWMETS JUSTIN BIEBER SOD QUEEF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBS SON OF A BITCH FRAK BASTARD JACKASS SMEG PENIS SHITSLINGING SHITE BIRD SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! OSTRICH MY ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JESSE McCARTNEY HELL DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY DICK NEGRO TWO-INCH PENIS YOU WANKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HAIL SATAN! INBRED CHENEY WILLY WONKA POLAK RAT'S ASS D'OH WOP COON SHITBALLS SAND NIGGER INCEST SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES ASS BASTARD ASSHAT HITLER GOOGLE HELL NORTH KOREA EXTRA LONG PENIS BASTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF WOODPECKERSHIT DAGO JAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK MOCKIE POMMIE DAMN DOUCHE SHIT JAP TRANNY EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM BRITNEY NIGGER MASTURBATION BANGKOK TOSSER FUCKING A ASSRAPING FUCKTARD WIENER FAG DAMN CHOAD PIG FUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS BASTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF SHIT CRAPFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET BUKKAKE ASS SHITPISSER EPIDIDYMIS DAMN IT VAGINA NIGGER TITS SHITHEAD CLIT ARSE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM YOU WANKER BASTARD LET'S SHIT FELCHMONKEY DAMN CLIT CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY DAMNED TABERNACLE BUNG-HOLE RUSKIE DIRTY SANCHEZ UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! MOZILLA FIREFOX CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TURD DICKLICK FUCKFACE DOUCHING GREASER CUNTRAG SHUT UP, MEG! CUM INJUN BOON CHICKEN SHIT NIGNOG JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT HYPERINFLATION BUTT-HEAD DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! SAMUEL L. JACKSON BONER FUCKFACE WANK ASS DUMBASS BULLSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS VAGINA CHRISTHUMPER PENIS SHITHEAD YOU WANKER DOUCHE NAZI CLUSTER FUCK LIMEY ALEX TREBEK ASSFACE CRAP ON A STICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EPIDIDYMIS SHITHEAD NIGGER COON GOOK BITCH YUKKY DOODY WARNER MUSIC GROUP FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S COCK TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKER JACKASS SHAKOPEE WIKIPEDIA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ARSE FUCKFACE SHITSKIN CUNTSWILLING SHIT DICK FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO NECROPHILIA GOOK ASSHOLE CRAP ORGASM PISS ASSHOLE CLIT CUNTBUCKET POMMIE FUCKTARD BAT FUCK INSANE GOD DAMN MASTURBATION DOUCHEBAG DUNE COON GOOK SEMEN SEX NORTH KOREA MARGARET THATCHER BEAVER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TACO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE CUNT DICKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSCRACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LET'S SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSRAPING FUCKING BASEBALL WANK BOLLOCKS NIGGER NIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ SEX THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! GOD DAMMIT PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD HELLFUCKER ASS FUCK PISS OFF GENITALIA SPICY CUNT FUCK BUGGER OFF FUCKBAG LOLCAT SCUMBAG BONER ARSE FELLATIO FUCKER SHITFACE POLACK FUCKHEAD JACKASS MOLDY TITS DAMN FROG NIGGER ASSHOLE ASSRAPING COCKSUCKER MICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUM INBRED JAP PENIS ON A STICK COCKSUCKER ANAL BASTARD ASSHAT WANKSPLAT FUCKBAG TACO FAGGOT TWO-INCH PENIS INJUN RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFACE FLYING FUCK INBRED PENIS SHIT BULLSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE ASSWIPE BUTT-HEAD DAMN FU SPANG CUNT CRAPPER COCKSUCKER DUNE COON ASS FUCKWIT REBECCA BLACK ASS RAT'S COCK FRED PHELPS SCUMBAG DONKEY PUNCHER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TACO BOOBS BIRD SHIT JAP REDSKIN JOHNNY BELGIUM SHITPISSER [expletive deleted] PISSHOLE ASSWIPE MOCKIE DICKFACE FIST FUCK ASS MICK JUNGLE BUNNY GRINGO SCROTUM INJUN CLUSTER FUCK BELGIUM CHIGGER BUGFUCK CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER DAMMIT DOG FUCKER HELL GIVING HEAD BIRD SHIT PUNANI ASSCRACK BUGGER YOU WANKER NORTH KOREA HELL WANKER FREE ELECTIONS PISS OFF TWAT DOG FUCKER DICK CHICKEN CHIGGER DARTH VADER TITWANK GRINGO PISS OFF NIGGER FUCKING A PEARL NECKLACE RECTUM RAIDER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FENCE JUMPER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BIG FOOT SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS SHITSLINGING ASSRAPING AUTOFELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE WOP PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER SHITE GUMDROPS CAMEL JOCKEY HELL FUCKSTAIN HELL WHORE SHITTY DOG FUCKER NIPPLES SNUFF PORN MOCCASINS FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING FUCK CRAPPY BUGGER DICK CHICKEN DICKFACE GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT ASS SHIT QUEEF JERRY FUCK NUGGET MILF JENKEM BITCH DAMMIT GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN BOON SOD OFF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! KAFFIR FUCK OFF PEDOPHILIA PENISPENISPENIS!!! WANK FRITZ DOUCHEBAG CUNT BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER FUCKTARD BITCH AY-AY-AY DAMN PUSSY TITS MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! URINE-GARGLING CHIGGER CC PLZ SEMEN CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA KAFFIR DAMN WINDOWS VISTA INCEST NIGGER HONKY FRIG ASS FUCKHEAD SHIT BLUMPKIN WANKSPLAT WANK BULLSHIT SHITFACE EAT MY SHIT! BOOBIES MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS REDSKIN BRUSH MA TEETH MOTHERFUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NEGRO FRIG BUTT PIRATE DICK CHICKEN BUGFUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS OFF HELL DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAGO LET'S SHIT FRAK CHIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ PUSSYLICKER CUNT MONASTERIES FUCKTARD SHITE FUCKING A WIENER CUNT FIST FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN FEWMETS GOD DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE TACO KRAUT POMMIE FIST FUCK FUCKFACE BITCH POLESMOKER TIMBER NIGGER TAFFY JENKEM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK OFF WHORE JACKASS GANGBANG CLUSTER FUCK ASSRAMMER OSTRICH MY ASS ANAL SHITCOCK HELLFUCKER DAMN IT SHITTY RAT'S COCK DILDO NORTH KOREA BULLSHIT POLAK BELLEND PIKACHU NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK JACKASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITHEAD DICKLICK SCUMBAG WETBACK MONKEY BALLS TIMBER NIGGER SHITTY FUCKBAG COON BORDER HOPPER BLUE PENIS! MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT BELLEND JERRY THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ASSHOLE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHIGGER and with the ASS and his TIT DIRT of girraffes in which PIECE OF SHIT while reading about MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOG FUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DONKEY DICK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is TITWANK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BANGKOK subject. If you do not find it funny INBRED, it is probably because you are an INBRED LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WIGGER joke loses its humour NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WIENER ignorant, then you wouldn't have SOD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! JOHNNY FUCKHEAD DAMN QUEEF WEHATEMARIO!!!!!I <3 COCK