Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COCKSUCKER'DICKFACE'FLAMING ASS BADGER'TWISTY VAGINA'BULLSHIT'BULLCRAP'EAT MY SHIT! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GIVING HEAD look at the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA talk page of this BASTARD article for notes or discussion before NORTH KOREA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING JUMP! neurochemical FUCK disorder TOSSER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid INCEST, sudden JIZZ m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or FIRECROTCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BULLSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACKASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSEBADGERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS ON A BUN FUCKING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOBSHITE utterFUCKance of socially NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCUMBAG television programs to address JACK OFF Tourette's syndrome.

SEMEN Tourette's is FUCK not to be CLEVELAND STEAMER confused with DONALD RUMSFELD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKWIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOTHERFUCKER random CRACKER disorientation, culturally-CONDOMS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PORCUPINE'S BALLS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITTY language, DICKWAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT CRACKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT LAPPER souvenir shoppes and massive BAT FUCK INSANE quantities LAKE TITICACA of ANAL DIABETES GRINGO garbage.

Darnit.

A DILDO Polite Note to the SCUMBAG Author:

The AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was REDNECK founded to NI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KNOBJOCKEY article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SCUMBUCKET Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOT GRITS Tourrette's sufferers DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! swear. You can FUCKING A blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the MOCCASINS bad side of a terrible DOODIE HEAD thing.
• The main CRAP symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POWERSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'O CANADA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOG SHIT knee FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHOAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at INJUN school for POLAK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HAIL SATAN! sufferers to become BOOBS manically depressed and SON OF A BITCH commit BOLLOCKS suicide.
• There is no RAGHEAD cure, and the DONALD RUMSFELD drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAMEL JOCKEY tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire CONDOMS body to go HATE HATE HAT numb and MARGARET THATCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSWIPE it is without the SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a POOPOO tourette syndrome SHITFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JIZZ the MOTHERFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "SAGGY TITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MEG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I WILL KILL YOU! sorry for PISSHOLE "hi-jacking" your DICKHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRENCH TICKLER this that really CHING CHONG CHINK annoys me. I am working towards a ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FLYING RAT'S ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITTY, and making fun of a HI, BILLY MAYS HERE horrible disorder is (not) MALARKY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DYKE time.

Best COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries PORTUGAL leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. MARGARET THATCHER Regards to Andrew ARSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The CUNTYMINTS bastard who wrote this article. You can CAMEL JOCKEY punch him if you COCKSUCKER want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK IN A BOX saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ASSHAT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine INCEST Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DONALD RUMSFELD and GIVING HEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMNATION music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HOT GRITS BAND WITH 4 CHING CHONG CHINK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SOD HORSE! INCEST IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO INCEST'S HOUSE

How CUNT LAPPER to DILDO cure FLYING FUCK the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DIRTY SANCHEZ for SHITTY Tourette's FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Syndrome MICK is MASTURBATION following NIGGER TITS these MASTURBATION rules CRAPPY in OSTRICH MY ASS order:

• 1: Avoid KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH immature VAGINA little LHASA kids,
• 2: Count to PIGFUCKER within P'KANG 10 FAGGOTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN IT EPIDIDYMIS PISS OFF nor BALL SACK talk,
• 4: Tell GO HOME AND DIE yourself you BITCH don't ASS have FUCKING this PECKERHEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY DICKHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SOD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the INCEST last straw POLESMOKER!

I fucking put FUCKFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at YID the TOP OF FRED PHELPS THIS JACKASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTT PIRATE offensive. CAPTAIN CRUNCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIPPLES people who try BITCH to battle HELL'FUCK YOU that tight-ass PISS 17-year-BELGIUM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKFUCKFUCK it now, but someone said FELLATIO' BUTT PIRATE JACKASS SHIT'DONKEY DICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMMIT is a laughing YOU WANKER matter. Plus there FELLATIO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKSTAIN Uncyclopedia, there are WOODPECKERSHIT articles CRAPPY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HELLFUCKER stuff. So FUCKSTAIN that means CUNNILINGUS stop getting mad at the COCKSUCKER first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the COCK letter that it's GOATSE mocking (what BALL SACK letter? I don't even know what COCKSMOKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian CAMEL JOCKEY hi self WIENER even made a really FUCK good point. "It's FUCKSTAIN nothing more SHITSLINGING from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". FUCK A DUCK. Which I'll add ASSCRACK onto SIGMUND FREUD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't EPIDIDYMIS suffer that TURD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes YOUR MOM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JACKASS SHIT be, because if I were a RAPE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOCCASINS hilarious. If you FUCKSTAIN Want facts, go on SCUMBAG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read FUCKWIT the freaking PICKANINNY article anyway.

BASTARD MALARKY SON OF A BITCH MONKEY BALLS DAMN WILLY WONKA BOOBS CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHAT COON

DOUCHETITS FUCKSTAIN WHORE FUCKING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH HELL DARTH VADER PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT PRICK CUNTYMINTS GENITALIA BIRD SHIT DOUCHEBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX LIMEY I'LL RAPE YOU CHUFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAT'S ASS BUGGER OLD CHRIST OF A BITCH FRITZ NIGNOG NIGGER SHITFACE DAMN CRAP ON A STICK YOU WANKER PENIS FUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! O KURWA! SHITTY ASS POTTYMOUTH POMMIE JACKASS SHIT KAFFIR FUCK YOU PRICK ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS SHITFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHOAD RUSTY TROMBONE ORGASM NIGGER FUCKSTAIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MILF FU SPANG HOSER FUCKSTAIN JUSTIN BIEBER COCKSMOKER MARY WHITEHOUSE PEEPEE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FIRECROTCH FEMADOM PIGFUCKER DICKFACE STEVE BALLMER FUCKING A CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BITCH RAT'S COCK STRAWBERRY ASS ASSWIPE REDSKIN MOTHERFUCKER ARSE WANK NIGGER BITCH DYKE AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY BITCH KIKE DAMN JIGGABOO CUNT GOD DAMN BULLSHIT BLUE PENIS! AY-AY-AY BULLSHIT FUCK YOU JESSE McCARTNEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNNILINGUS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUTT-HOLE BIRD SHIT DAMN FUCKING GOAT DICK CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT DAMN FUCKHEAD INJUN TITS COCKSUCKER DONKEY DICK FRITZ AMERICA ONLINE SIGMUND FREUD SCUMBAG PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH WHORE COON DAMN SIGMUND FREUD BLUE PENIS! CUNT BOOBS FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BENCH PRESS ARSEBADGERS WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE SCUMBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ POLAK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSHAT ASS SHITE DUMBASS CHIGGER GOD DAMN TIMBER NIGGER CUNT INBRED DAMN IT PIG A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! COCKSUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS ASS CHRISTHUMPER DUMBASS SHIT WANKSPLAT STRAWBERRY ASS BONER MONKEY SHIT HELL FUCK YOU WHORE BUGGER OFF ANAL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK BUTT PIRATE ASS AUTOFELLATIO MILF SCUMBAG SHIT PUSSY CRACKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NECROPHILIA PISSHOLE WOP DOUCHE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SUCK MY DICK CUNTSWILLING WIENER FUCKWIT BUTT-HEAD SCUMBAG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BONER CUNTSWILLING AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE SHITFUCKER WIGGER SPIC PISS ARTIST DUMBASS REDNECK BLISTERING BARNACLES TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN IT CUM CUNT FUCK YOU BIRD SHIT LOLCAT DOG SHIT P'KANG COMMUNIST DILDO CONDOMS CLIT POMMIE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT DICK FELLATIO FUCKING I'LL RAPE YOU ASSFACE ASS CUNT FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK HOLY DUMB FUCK DONGSHOVER HELL FUCKBAG JERK OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS HELLFUCKER HOMO WANK YOU WANKER ASS SOD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSHOLE CUNT DUMBASS SHITTY INJUN PISS OFF MY ASS CUNNILINGUS CHOAD HONKY ASSFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKER SHITE BONER POWERSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DUMBASS FAGGOT NECROPHILIA BONER CHENEY TITTIES JAP ART METAL PRODUCTS BASTARD GOD DAMMIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TONY LA RUSSA CLEMEN ASSFACE DILDO FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCKFACE SHITHEAD DICK GOOK DAMN DAMN IT DICK CHICKEN DUMBASS FUCKFUCKFUCK FOUR-EYES DICK IN A BOX FUCKSTAIN QUEEF SHITSKIN AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD NAZI URINE-GARGLING COMMUNION WAFER ASSCRACK BULLCRAP DICK BEANER FUCK YOU FUCKER JACKASS CRAP BONG POOPY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! THONG TASTER BRUSH MA TEETH SHITE YOU WANKER BITCH BULLSHIT BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ CAMEL JOCKEY DEVELOPERS! GRIS HOSER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS FASCIST GOD DAMN BELGIUM COCKSMOKER POLESMOKER FUCKWIT NIPPLES BLISTERING BARNACLES DICK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSFACE SHITPISSER DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK PRICK FUCK SHITHEAD SHITHEAD FUCK YOU SLOPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSWIPE POMMIE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELL SHIT BALLS BLUE PENIS! ANUSCAKE COCK HELL BENSON SUCKS JACKASS SHIT HELL PENIS ON A BUN POO POO BLOWJOB SCROTUM FUCK OFF SHITE ASSWIPE FUCKING A AUTOFELLATIO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITFACE POLESMOKER DICKFACE CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS BALLS EMO BIG FOOT SON OF A BITCH YOUR MOM CUNNILINGUS NECROPHILIA SHITSLINGING BITCH DAMN IT MONKEY'S UNCLE RANDY TRAVIS D'OH WANK ASS RUSTY TROMBONE PISS ARTIST DICKFACE YOU WANKER DAMMIT MOLDY TITS BITCH MOCKIE FUCKHEAD ANAL DICKHEAD SHITE FUCK CUNT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WANK SHITFUCKER HADJI GIVING HEAD AY-AY-AY ASS YID BUGGER HO CUNTBUCKET MASTURBATION WANK BALLS BOB SAGET FUCK OFF YOU SEX FUCKSTAIN TACO DAMN SUCK MY COCK BITCH SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK ASS FUCKER SHITTY ASSBANDIT CRAP BLOWJOB YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS STUB [EXPLETIVE] DICK FUCK OFF 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT POLAK NIGNOG FUCKING A SMEG SHITE FUCKER SHIT NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! ASSHOLE GYPSY CAMEL FUCKER GANGBANG DOUCHEBAG FUCKING JUMP! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE AUTOFELLATIO HELLFIRE DONKEY DICK POWERSHIT SHITFACE SUITCASE PENIS ORGASM TENTACLE RAPE FUCK OFF DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE WILLY WONKA FUCK [Insert yet another person's name here] RAPE HORSE SHIT CLUSTERFUCK PENIS ON A STICK WIKIPEDIA DAMN SOD OFF FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE TITTIES ARSEBADGERS SHITHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RAT'S ASS ORGASM JAP BELGIUM PORCH MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK COCK YID FUCKHEAD SEMEN NAZI TAMPON IN MY ASS BELLEND JIZZ REDSKIN ASSRAMMER REDNECK TITTYWANK BUKKAKE FUCKER GOD DAMMIT JACKASS PISS OFF MY ASS BLUMPKIN ASSHAT BASTARD JIZZ CUNT PISS ARTIST SHITTY PENISBIRD MALARKY AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS TIT DIRT CUM FUCKFACE PORCH MONKEY DILDO JIZZ HELL FAGGOT PAKI SOD ASS POLESMOKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKTARD FUCKING FOUR-EYES RAT'S ASS DICK NEGRO ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOOK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGFUCK FRIG HORSE SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANK PAKI [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BRITNEY SHIT SHITSLINGING TOWELHEAD EPIDIDYMIS BORDER HOPPER MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SHIT ASS FASCIST ASSHOLE KAFFIR CHENEY BUNG-HOLE PEARL NECKLACE CHENEY LAKE TITICACA SHITSLINGING INBRED JACK OFF BELLEND SHITSLIDE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FAGGOT PENIS ON A STICK DAGO GRINGO WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMMIT DUNE COON MOTHERFUCKER DARTH VADER LIMEY TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHOLE SOD ASSWIPE BLOWJOB BUGGER JACKASS ASSHOLE BITCH CRACKER SCUMBAG TWAT GRIS CUNT PUSSY RAT'S ASS DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BENCH PRESS FUCKER OLD CHRIST OF A ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK RECTUM RAIDER COCKSUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT FUCKBAG DOT HEAD CLUSTERFUCK CLEMEN BLOWJOB WANK BRITNEY BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER TITTIES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SEMEN WALRUS SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITFACE FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE FLYING FUCK JIGGABOO SCUMBAG HO ASS CARPET MUNCHER SHIT SEMEN ASSHOLE BEANER ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE FEMADOM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT TURD SUCK A BIG DICK WIKIPEDIA PENIS ON A STICK COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ PENIS HADJI COCK ASSWIPE BALLS NEGRO DOUCHETITS NIGGER TITS FIRECROTCH DUMBASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICKFACE HEIL HITLER! DIRTY SANCHEZ [expletive deleted] BELLEND WANKER I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY GRUE RAPE BUKKAKE SHITFACE ASS FUCKING A ASS SHUT UP, MEG! CLIT BORDER HOPPER WIENER BUTTFUCKER BUGGER OFF BORDER HOPPER FENCE JUMPER BOB SAGET ASS DOUCHEBAG INBRED GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF OSTRICH MY ASS GO HOME AND DIE SAND NIGGER WARNER MUSIC GROUP SEX ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BORDER HOPPER RAGHEAD LAKE TITICACA DIPSHIT PISS ANAL FUCK OLD CHRIST OF A BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT DOT HEAD TRANNY KAFFIR SEMPRINI FAGGOT FRIG PIGFUCKER HENTAI MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT CUNT RAT'S ASS ADMINS ARE GAY SOD OFF TUBA SACRAMENTO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! EMO NI ASSHAT DICK SCUMBUCKET ANUSCAKE FUCK OFF SHITHEAD NIGNOG CLEVELAND STEAMER GANGBANG [EXPLETIVE] ASS BBBBBBBBB! HELL FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK DOG SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FELCHING YOU WANKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SEX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY BULLCRAP BALLS COON CHOAD JERK OFF PORCH MONKEY LOLCAT SIGMUND FREUD FLYING FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PAKI WIENER SHIT CUNT FUCKBAG BELGIUM MICK PENIS DIRTY SANCHEZ FLYING FUCK SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT DICK IN A BOX NIGNOG SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA TAFFY BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH PUSSY WHITE POWER PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER PAKI TURD ABO I WILL END YOU! PUSSY CUNT YOU WANKER FUCKFUCKFUCK PEEPEE GREASER NAZI FUCKTARD ASSHOLE FUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKTARD CHIGGER WIGGER BOOBS SHIT BORDER HOPPER BATHING SUIT AREA KNOBJOCKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAPFUCKER HUMAN RIGHTS BLOWJOB ANAL DIABETES ASSRAPING CLIT GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH DAMN SPIC SHITFACE FUCKHEAD AY-AY-AY VAGINA RAT'S COCK TITTIES FEWMETS BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK PRICK PUSSY DICK DOM DeLUISE POMMIE BITCH BASTARD TOWELHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER NAZI BUGGER HORSE PENIS CECIL JOHN RHODES COON QUEEF CUNT DUMBASS HUMAN RIGHTS CC PLZ SHAKOPEE NIPPLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT CUNT PISSHOLE VANDALISM IS COOL NECROPHILIA WIENER SUGARTITS NIPPLES TOWELHEAD POTTYMOUTH RUSTY TROMBONE COCK DOM DeLUISE FUCKBAG SUCK A BIG DICK CLIT FUCK OFF TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JAP DICK TITS PENIS BOLLOCKS FUCKER NIPPLES TAFFY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KNOBJOCKEY BIGNOSE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NECROPHILIA BITCH COCKSUCKER VAGINA FELLATIO SHITE TAMPON IN MY ASS TAMPONS FUCKING FUCK BULLSHIT BIBLE BASHER SHIT FLYING FUCK BEANER DARTH VADER MINORITIES NIGGER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BITCH CHOAD FUCKSTAIN BITCH CHOAD MOLDY TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD PUSSY MASTURBATION CROTCH FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI [EXPLETIVE] PIGFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TAMPONS MOCCASINS TAMPONS BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT ASSHOLE CAUCASIANS SHITE TESTICLE CHOKE PISS ARTIST CLIT JACKASS BITCH ASSFACE POLESMOKER BOOBS BASTARD BELGIUM BUTT-HEAD CUNTYMINTS PISS ARTIST BUKKAKE DOUCHE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FIST FUCK CHICKEN SHIT COCKSHITTER CUNTING ASSCRACK MARCH OF FLAMES BOOBIES BENCH PRESS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING FENCE JUMPER ARSE DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITTY SHITHEAD BATMAN & ROBIN DAMN DILDO SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH KAFFIR RAT'S COCK CUNTBUCKET DICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT VAGINA DICKHEAD EAT MY SHIT! DAMN SUITCASE PENIS PEARL NECKLACE BUTT PIRATE FUCKING A HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKER HOMO SUCK MY DICK CLUSTERFUCK POOPY INBRED KIKE FUCKSTAIN POMMIE PISS OFF ASSRAPING WHORE DAMNATION PISS UP MY ARSE PISS SHIT SHITTY SEMEN CLUSTERFUCK HELLFIRE DONKEY PUNCHER FU SPANG GIVING HEAD STEVE BALLMER MACACA ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ ORGASM LOGJAMMER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BONER ASS ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER INBRED ASS DUMBASS BULLSHIT ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITBALLS SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF A BITCH WINDOWS VISTA TWO-INCH PENIS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM BUKKAKE ASSRAMMER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT JIGGABOO SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT ASS LICKER PUSSY SCUMBAG HENTAI MOCKIE WANKER JOHN ELWAY NIGNOG FUCK MALL SANTA KNOBJOCKEY CUNT SPUNK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMMIT BLUE PENIS! WIENER YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT JOHN ELWAY TAMPONS FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT SACRAMENTO ARSE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TITWANK CUNT PISS JENKEM SHITBALLS BULLSHIT HORSE SHIT CUNT DOUCHETITS DUMBASS HOSER GO HOME AND DIE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GYPSY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DUNE COON BELGIUM DIPSHIT SEX GOD DAMN CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU RAGHEAD P'KANG FUCKTARD JIGGABOO FUCK A DUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HOT GRITS BASTARD JACKASS PEDOPHILIA YOUR MOM SHITE ARSEBADGERS HELL TWAT MALL SANTA HELL SCROTUM CRAP ON A STICK RAPE ASSCRACK KIKE SHITFACE PRICK CUNT INBRED FUCK A DUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTERFUCK WANKSPLAT DARTH VADER SAGGY TITS PEDOPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK TAFFY YOU WANKER TWAT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT DILDO CRAP ASSHAT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK FUCKFACE DAMMIT INBRED Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSWIPE and with the FROG'S FAT ASS and his FELCHMONKEY of girraffes in which NAZI while reading about DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SEX also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Article written in the style of its subject This article is GOD DAMN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BALLS subject. If you do not find it funny SCUMBAG, it is probably because you are an INBRED FRIG ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. WANKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? joke loses its humour FUCKWIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so HO ignorant, then you wouldn't have SOAPY TITWANK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BRUSH MA TEETH MILF FRED PHELPS WANK DONKEY DICK!!!!!I <3 COCK