Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JOHNNY'CLIT'DICKFACE'SCROTUM'FUCKER'BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMMIT neurochemical FUCK disorder COON characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or CHINK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GO COUNT YOUR DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUKKAKE INBRED words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITWANK utterFUCKance of socially ASSWIPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN television programs to address CRAP Tourette's syndrome.

FRITZ Tourette's is DUMBASS not to be SPANK THE MONKEY confused with SMEG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAPTAIN CRUNCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BEAVER random FELCHMONKEY disorientation, culturally-DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, FUCK YOU and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ANAL FASHION BUG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY souvenir shoppes and massive ABO quantities CROTCH of ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT garbage.

Darnit.

A TITTIES Polite Note to the VAGINA Author:

The BORDER HOPPER Tourette's INJUN Research Institute was DUMBASS founded to KAFFIR.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSWIPE article FUCK NUGGET funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOG SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK YOU changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about D'OH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITTYWANK Tourrette's sufferers RAPE swear. You can SOD OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCK TV, for always focusing on the HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
• The main SHITFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOAT DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUM knee WOP NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSBANDIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRAPMUNCHER school for DAMNED TABERNACLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! sufferers to become KRAUT manically depressed and WALRUS SHIT commit NEGRO suicide.
• There is no BENCH PRESS cure, and the ARSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ARSE tics often have adverse GANGBANG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I'LL RAPE YOU perodol" which caused my entire SHITSLINGING body to go FUCK OFF numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than PORCUPINE'S BALLS it is without the FRAK drug.

I am an active member of a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS tourette syndrome FUCKWIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA the FUCKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TWISTY VAGINA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITWANK sorry for ASSHOLE "hi-jacking" your CLUSTERFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS this that really PIG annoys me. I am working towards a CUNNILINGUS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HAIL SATAN!, and making fun of a MILF horrible disorder is (not) NAZI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ROSIE O'DONNELL time.

Best FUCKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BELGIUM degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing KOREA LOVER right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. DAGO Regards to Andrew SEX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The ASSWIPE bastard who wrote this article. You can CRAPFUCKER punch him if you BUGGER want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my COCKGOBLIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DONKEY DICK and PENIS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BASTARD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOODIE HEAD BAND WITH 4 FROG'S FAT ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COCKSMOKER HORSE! PISS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS'S HOUSE

How YID to BASTARD cure SHIT the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette's CUNTYMINTS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GENITALIA for FUCKTARD Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome GOD DAMN is DOUCHE following AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI these DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! rules WANK in SHITHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU little ASSCRACK kids,
• 2: Count to SCROTUM within LET'S SHIT 10 JERK OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT JACK OFF DICKFACE nor PISS talk,
• 4: Tell WANK yourself you BASTARD don't JOHNNY have BASTARD this SON OF A BITCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFACE WITH NASTY INCEST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS last straw CUNT!

I fucking put NAZI' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSWIPE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS SHIT the TOP OF FUCK OFF THIS FUCKFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. JOHNNY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITSLINGING people who try FLAMING ASS BADGER to battle QUEEF'PISS ARTIST that tight-ass RAT'S ASS 17-year-BUTT-HOLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MALL SANTA it now, but someone said SHITSLINGING' BALLS JAP'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FLYING RAT'S ASS is a laughing COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS matter. Plus there CUNTYMINTS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITS Uncyclopedia, there are BONER articles SCUMBAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PEDOPHILIA stuff. So FUCK OFF that means SHIT stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and DAMN talking about the ASS LICKER letter that it's INCEST mocking (what CHICKEN FRIES letter? I don't even know what HELL the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN IT hi self JERRY even made a really WHITE PEOPLE good point. "It's FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS nothing more DAGO from a head nod to a FUCKER knee tick". CHOAD. Which I'll add PISS ARTIST onto SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH suffer that ASSFACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FRIG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELLFIRE be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS hilarious. If you FUCK YOU Want facts, go on DICKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICKHEAD be offended, don't read FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK the freaking I RAPE WALRUSES! article anyway.

FELCHING FROG GENITALIA SHITSLINGING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY BONG

VAGINA TOURETTE'S IS FUN SUITCASE PENIS BIRD SHIT CLIT FIST FUCK FUCKHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MOCCASINS GOD DAMN COON FUCKWIT CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER YOU WANKER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DICKWAD DOUCHE NAZI BOB SAGET COCK SHITFUCKER PUNANI POLACK GARBAGE DAY! PEDOPHILIA FUCK NIGGER TITS CHRISTHUMPER JUNGLE BUNNY ARSE BASTARD LAKE TITICACA DAMN IT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FROG'S FAT ASS TWAT LOGJAMMER NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS FRENCH TICKLER INBRED YOU WANKER BUGGER HEIL HITLER! VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GIVING HEAD BUGGER FUCKER SOD OFF PAKI FRIG CONDOMS COON JAP PENIS REBECCA BLACK FELCHMONKEY SHIT WIENER FUCK YOU SHITFACE POLAK CRAPPY TITWANK DOUCHE GIVING HEAD WIGGER BOOBS GOD DAMN HELL CUNT TITTIES NIGGER TITS SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SCUMBAG SHITCOCK FELLATIO SHIT CONDOMS SHIT WANK NAZI 666 MILF ASSFACE ASS SEX TOTAL WANKSPLAT ARSE PISSHOLE CAPTAIN CRUNCH JOHNNY MARCH OF FLAMES O CANADA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BUKKAKE ARSE SHIT CUNT TWAT SHITCOCK QUEEF DICKFACE FRIG BASTARD BITCH NICARAGUA JACKASS FROG CUNT WOP FUCKWIT BALLS SHITE SNUFF PORN BOOBIES BITCH COCKSUCKER PUNANI TITMOUSE LAKE TITICACA POMMIE THIS IS SPARTA! LET'S SHIT JENKEM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NIGGER ABO NECROPHILIA RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK HOMO FUCKING FUCKING ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER HELL SHITFUCKER SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS SPRINKLES CUNTSWILLING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHIT BUGGER OFF SHITCUNTING SHITHEAD POLAK JACKASS FUCK PENIS MOTHERFUCKER ASS PUSSYLICKER FUCKER ANAL CHAV TITS CUNTYMINTS SHIT TITMOUSE PISS SHITHEAD HADJI AOL IPs BALL SACK RAPE PISS SHIT DAMN HELL SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD CUNT BUGFUCK CHINK BIRD SHIT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DILDO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH HAIL SATAN! FEMADOM BALLS PENISFUCK WANKSPLAT SHAKOPEE DIPSHIT SHITFACE BUTT PIRATE POTTYMOUTH FRITZ TITMOUSE TITMOUSE YOU WANKER pen0r COLGATE FIST FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB DELICIOUS CAKE BELLEND RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER PRICK INCEST FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK SHITSKIN TESTICLE CHOKE WIENER COCK PENIS CC PLZ HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK OFF MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKWIT CUNT SPIC CAMEL FUCKER DAMN REDSKIN DICKFACE SOD OFF JACKASS DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA JACK OFF COMMUNION WAFER DICKFACE ASSCRACK MILF WHORE GRAPE PENIS ASSHOLE MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHIT NIGNOG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK NAZI FUCK YOU I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHING CHONG CHINK DICKWAD JACKASS JIGGABOO FUCKING NIGGER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG WIENER BUTT-HOLE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH REDSKIN FUCKER BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK THONG TASTER FROG'S FAT ASS CLIT GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER CUNT CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE CARPET MUNCHER MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD FELLATIO BULLSHIT pen0r KRAUT SIGMUND FREUD SMEG RAGHEAD PORCH MONKEY SHITSLINGING NIGNOG FUCKTARD FELCHING PEEPEE GREASER MONKEY SHIT SCROTUM ASSCRACK GOD DAMN HELL EMO DYKE SON OF A BITCH BELLEND CLUSTERFUCK DILDO WIENER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANKSPLAT CUNT BASTARD FUCKING SON OF A BITCH KIKE TOTAL CHIGGER COCKSUCKER CONDOMS DOG SHIT FELCHING JACKASS SHIT DICKFACE FRED PHELPS NIGNOG CUNT SHITFUCKER GANGBANG SHITFACE SOD FUCKTARD YOGHURT CANNON PISS BASTARD JAP GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS suck my mothers SPIC NIGNOG ASSFACE CLEMEN HELL FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S COCK BITCH GOOK JACKASS FUCK YOU RECTUM RAIDER ANAL BALL SACK CRACKER FUCK OFF FEMADOM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GENITALIA NORTH KOREA CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST DOUCHE NAZI RAT'S ASS NEGRO TENTACLE RAPE DICKHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK ASSWIPE SHIT ASS BANGKOK WIKIPEDIA NIGGER WANK PIG CRACKER FUCKHEAD WETBACK FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG SHITFACE DOG SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BOOBIES TITS & DICKS DOG SHIT FUCK ORGASM CUNT SEX FASHION BUG DILDO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SAND NIGGER DONGSHOVER DAMN PENISBIRD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE BENCH PRESS SPIC WANKER GOBSHITE YOU WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS SHITPISSER SHITFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOT HEAD ANUSCAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER OFF STEVE BALLMER WIENER PISS ARTIST TWAT SCROTUM SHIT MOLDY TITS I WILL END YOU! BEAVER FUCK A DUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK NUGGET JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE GIVING HEAD FALUN GONG DICKWAD GOATSE BOOBS WANK CC PLZ GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKFACE FUCKING A TITTYWANK DAMN IT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITFACE BITCH AUTOFELLATIO DAMN GOD DAMN FUCKWIT BANGKOK WOP JOHN ELWAY SAND NIGGER BUKKAKE EMO FLYING FUCK INCEST YUKY DOODY FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RIVER CRABS SUCK FRED PHELPS CUM BALL SACK FUCK A DUCK RAT'S COCK JERK OFF YOGHURT CANNON FUCKING JUMP! CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE ART METAL PRODUCTS JACK OFF INBRED HOT GRITS VENEREAL DISEASE SOD OFF DUMBASS ASSWIPE PICKANINNY POLAK JOHNNY ANAL DIABETES TWAT BOOBIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TWISTY VAGINA NIGGER TITS REBECCA BLACK FU SPANG DOUCHEBAG ARFENHOUSE JOHNNY DIPSHIT WIENER SACRAMENTO DYKE YOU WANKER BULLCRAP BULLSHIT TAMPONS CHAV PISSHOLE RAT'S COCK O KURWA! COLGATE DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU DONALD RUMSFELD SHITE DICK CHICKEN DAMN BOB SAGET WETBACK MALARKY WANK BIRD IN THE HOUSE GENITALIA JUSTIN BIEBER COCKGOBLIN SHITSLINGING TWAT ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE BIRD SHIT FUCK CHOAD KISSER CUNTYMINTS BITCH HELL I WILL END YOU! ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH BULLCRAP NIPPLES FLYING FUCK HADJI HENTAI BITCH CUNT SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER WALRUS SHIT WEHATEMARIO CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH WIKIPEDIA YOU WANKER GOOK COCKSUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL BUGGER OFF FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT BULLCRAP HONKY BIGNOSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN FAGGOT WANKER PISS OFF GYPSY YID MAMA MIA CUNT LAPPER I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! JOHNNY FUCK FUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HOMO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ARSEBADGERS DICK DUMBASS PISS OFF BASTARD POWERSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLUSTERFUCK DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA BELLEND BRITNEY KNOBJOCKEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WOP DUMBASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS EAT MY SHIT! TITS GENITALIA WIENER YOU WANKER SEMEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK POMMIE ARSE SHIT DAMN ASSCRACK WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER MACACA MICK PISS EXTRA LONG PENIS RIGHTS HO CROTCH PUSSY CHOLERA IS FUN! FUCKFACE SHITSLIDE CHOAD KIKE GANGBANG SHITFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS CHOAD KISSER BITCH FUCK [expletive deleted] GOOK FIST FUCK FUCKING A GRINGO THONG TASTER TONY LA RUSSA GOD DAMN BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT JIZZ HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS OFF JIGGABOO DICKFACE SHITCOCK TITTIES ASSWIPE TOWELHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BLOWJOB GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD RAT'S ASS CUNT JERK OFF CLUSTERFUCK POWERSHIT CUNT BRUSH MA TEETH CLUSTERFUCK PEEPEE CUNT DICKHEAD FUCKFACE DYKE BANGKOK FUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NAZI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MILF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE VAGINA CUNT CHOAD GYPSY SEMEN TWISTY VAGINA SHIT POOPOO CHICKEN SHIT BITCH DAMMIT MONKEY BALLS ASS SOD BLUMPKIN BITCH FUCKING FIST FUCK FUCKING JUMP! FROG FUCK MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN RUSTY TROMBONE FELCHMONKEY TAFFY QUEEF GO HOME AND DIE ASSFACE CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHETITS FUCKING BASEBALL OSTRICH MY ASS PENIS ON A STICK HENTAI CHENEY TACO EAT MY SHIT! GYPSY CRACKER SHITE VAGINA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS OFF POLESMOKER GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JACKASS ASSRAPING TURD CLUSTERFUCK DICKWAD BUGGER PUSSY JACK OFF FENCE JUMPER DICKFACE TRANNY RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK DONGSHOVER RANDY TRAVIS CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE CUNT FLYING FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR RAT'S COCK HATE HATE HAT DOT HEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNTYMINTS LENS CRAFTERS NIGNOG ASSCRACK EXTRA LONG PENIS MUGABE HAS AIDS DUNE COON BONER HELL WANK YOU WANKER TRANNY BUTTFUCKER HORSE SHIT PISS ARTIST COCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT INBRED YID DAMN PISSHOLE BOOBS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ART METAL PRODUCTS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITBALLS CRAP MALARKY RANDY TRAVIS FUCK FUCK OFF SEX CRAPMUNCHER JOHN SMILEY FACE CHUFF PISS OFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SON OF A BITCH HOMO BITCH SACRAMENTO ASS SHITFUCKER WHORE DARTH VADER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BOB SAGET DEVELOPERS! DICKLICK ANUSCAKE MASTURBATION REDSKIN JERRY KIKE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT RAT'S COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK BOOBS POTTYMOUTH HOLY DUMB FUCK PENIS ON A BUN PISS OFF DICKHEAD INCEST DICKLICK [expletive deleted] PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! GENITALIA SLOPE CUNT HUMAN RIGHTS FUCKWIT ASSHOLE PENIS CLUSTERFUCK JACK OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT RAPE CUNTBUCKET MARCH OF FLAMES SHITFUCKER ASS FUCKWIT POOPOO WANKER NIPPLES PICKANINNY NAZI RAGHEAD CARPET MUNCHER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUNG-HOLE SCUMBAG JUNGLE BUNNY CRACKER ASS GOD DAMN BOB SAGET MARCH OF FLAMES HELLFIRE TWAT AAAAAAAAA! FUCKTARD MOCKIE ASS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY JERK OFF BEAVER suck my mothers SOD DUMBASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ARSE WINDOWS VISTA NI NIGGER TITTIES PORCH MONKEY BOLLOCKS FUCK GRIS ASS WIGGER ALEX TREBEK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER NAZI REDSKIN CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE CHIGGER CRAPPY BIRD SHIT FOUR-EYES MOTHERFUCKER NAZI TITS FENCE JUMPER POMMIE BOOBS MALARKY GOD DAMN KRAUT BALLS DICK TITS DICKFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH QUEEF WANKSPLAT BALL SACK SHIT SHITE DAGO BIRD SHIT SHITE YOU WANKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN WETBACK TAMPONS VENEREAL DISEASE PRICK BEAVER FUCK NEGRO FUCKBAG TITS PENIS GOD DAMN BEAVER POLACK SPUNK HELL FUCKWIT FEMADOM SHIT CHINK SHITE MALARKY WETBACK JOHNNY PISS UP MY ARSE DUNE COON CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A SHITCUNTING GOBSHITE FUCK CUM WINDOWS VISTA FRITZ LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CARPET MUNCHER WHITE PEOPLE RUSTY TROMBONE ORGASM HONKY CUNT PEDOPHILIA CUNTSWILLING MAMA MIA FUCKING A SCUMBAG FUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMN MALARKY SHITHEAD NEGRO ASS FASCIST I RAPE WALRUSES! BOB SAGET TURD [Insert stupid word you just made up here] CROTCH DUNE COON DICKFACE FUCKING JIGGABOO FUCKING NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA WANK BUGGER BELLEND HENTAI YOGHURT CANNON [expletive deleted] ASSHOLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FIRECROTCH GRIS GOD DAMN BITCH PISSHOLE FUCK FUCKING SHITE CC PLZ HELL DAMN TWAT DAMN SCUMBAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSHAT SHITFUCKER NEGRO MARCH OF FLAMES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNTYMINTS DAMN DAMN IT DOUCHING BORDER HOPPER PUSSYLICKER BITCH PENIS INBRED BELLEND FELCHING ASSHAT RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS CUNT SHITFACE NIGGER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOOD MORNING MR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SUCK MY DICK PAKI RAT'S ASS REDSKIN ARSEBADGERS ANUSCAKE ASSWIPE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACKASS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK OFF FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER DICK IN A BOX BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN FEWMETS FREE ELECTIONS FUCK WANKER PISS ARTIST FUCK NUGGET JERRY PISSHOLE SHIT CUNT MONKEY SHIT BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMNATION PIECE OF SHIT DICK IN A BOX WOP FUCK CUNT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PUNANI CRAPMUNCHER DUNE COON SNUFF PORN FUCKING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BITCH DYKE SHITE SPIC MOTHERFUCKER FIST FUCK BASTARD RAGHEAD YOUR MOM DICK CHICKEN JIZZ GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST DAMN DOUCHETITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY DICKFACE DICKFACE BASTARD FAG DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER KIKE ASSWIPE DAGO PEEPEE GOD DAMN ASSFACE NIGGER TITS BASTARD SEMPRINI DUMBASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MONKEY BALLS and with the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS and his SUCK MY DICK of girraffes in which DUMBASS while reading about ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• LOLCAT