Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIPPLES neurochemical FUCK disorder FUDGEPACKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOAT DICK, sudden TWAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOG SHIT or ASSFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELLFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA REDSKIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLIT SHITPISSER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHENEY utterFUCKance of socially TOURETTE'S SYNDROME objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ABO television programs to address CHOAD Tourette's syndrome.

SHITTY Tourette's is MOTHERFUCKER not to be FRENCH TICKLER confused with SUGARTITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GANGBANG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA disorientation, culturally-MALARKY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, PIECE OF SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MALARKY GOATSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of ANAL DIABETES NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS garbage.

Darnit.

A SEMEN Polite Note to the WEHATEMARIO Author:

The SHITFUCKER Tourette's SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Research Institute was PISS ARTIST founded to JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SUITCASE PENIS article DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOOK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JUSTIN BIEBER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TITS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Tourrette's sufferers YOU WANKER swear. You can ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ART METAL PRODUCTS TV, for always focusing on the FUCK OFF bad side of a terrible RAGHEAD thing.
  • The main BATHING SUIT AREA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUGGER OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIRD SHIT knee FRIG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WOP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSWIPE school for WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOLLOCKS sufferers to become FUCKBAG manically depressed and [expletive deleted] commit ASS FASCIST suicide.
  • There is no SEMPRINI cure, and the NIPPLES drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELL tics often have adverse BELGIUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNTRAG perodol" which caused my entire JAP body to go POLACK numb and DONALD RUMSFELD basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK OFF it is without the POMMIE drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome THIS IS SPARTA! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FRED PHELPS the CUNNILINGUS public view of Tourettes as a "COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BATHING SUIT AREA sorry for DICKHEAD "hi-jacking" your MAMA MIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REBECCA BLACK this that really STRAWBERRY ASS annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this LENS CRAFTERS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HITLER, and making fun of a DICKFACE horrible disorder is (not) DIPSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNNILINGUS time.

Best FLYING FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FRITZ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “AAAAAAAAA!” Wen

P.S. PISSHOLE Regards to Andrew FUCKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The DARTH VADER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFACE punch him if you SHITSLINGING want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBS saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my BUTT PIRATE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CLUSTER FUCK to EAT MY SHIT! cure ASS the INBRED Tourette's FUCKING A Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TRANNY for CUNT Tourette's PEEPEE Syndrome ASSCRACK is SHITFACE following POMMIE these RECTUM RAIDER rules DICK in RAPE order:

  • 1: Avoid NAZI immature POLACK little JENKEM kids,
  • 2: Count to BIRD IN THE HOUSE within GANGBANG 10 ASSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FLYING RAT'S ASS SNUFF PORN NIGGER nor DOG SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell SAND NIGGER yourself you BASTARD don't PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS have TUBA this IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

disease,

  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PENIS ON A BUN WITH NASTY FUCKSTAIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SPUNK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GREASER GOAT DICK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT DICKFACE POTTYMOUTH CUNT TAMPONS SCUMBAG DICKWAD

PUNANI ASSHAT MONKEY BALLS POMMIE BITCH MARGARET THATCHER WANK COON DICK TITS DICK SHITE TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK WETBACK I AM CORNHOLIO! PIECE OF SHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BOOBS FUCKTARD ASSWIPE FUCK PISSHOLE RONNIE CORBETT SON OF A BITCH PENISBIRD WANK 666 GOATSE WETBACK DOUCHE NAZI WINDOWS VISTA SAGGY TITS NAZI ASSHAT DUNE COON MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! CHUFF [Insert swear here] PRICK DUMBASS BITCH O CANADA DAMN FUCKING A RAT'S ASS ASSHAT ASSWIPE ARSE TOTAL FUCK OFF GOBSHITE CUM FUCKWIT ASSHOLE INJUN PISSHOLE JAP YOU SUCK BALLS JACKASS SHIT D'OH HOMO WANK FUCK SHITCUNTING CHIGGER GARBAGE DAY! SHIT ARSE JIZZ WOMEN'S RIGHTS SCUMBAG TITS & DICKS SLOPE SHITPISSER ASS SPUNK TITS SON OF A BITCH SHIT TOSSER CUM VENEREAL DISEASE DOODIE HEAD DAMN BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT COON BLOWJOB ASSCRACK DICK CRAPFUCKER DICKHEAD KIKE DICKLICK BOLLOCKS EPIDIDYMIS BUGFUCK PISS ARTIST FEWMETS SHIT [EXPLETIVE] IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PECKERHEAD WIENER FUCK BLOWJOB SUITCASE PENIS HELLFUCKER SHITTY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AUTOFELLATIO BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK YOU SOD ARSE ARSE FUCK PISS OFF HENTAI NIGGER FUCKING MICK TITS SHITE SHITHEAD FUCK WOP ASS WANK DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUGGER OFF DAMN FELCHING BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! WILLY WONKA CUNT SCROTUM TWAT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BELLEND HOMO MOZILLA FIREFOX BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKING SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA BLUE PENIS! WANKER PENIS DICKLICK MALARKY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHAT CROTCH FUCKER SHIT DOG SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK DICK CHICKEN SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG SCUMBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK A DUCK HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHAT KRAUT suck my mothers PENIS ON A BUN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSFACE FUCKER DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU JERRY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALLS DIPSHIT FUCK A DUCK WHORE FRIG BONER POO POO BLOWJOB SHITCOCK TENTACLE RAPE DICKWAD VENEREAL DISEASE ASS BLOWJOB FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD TITMOUSE JUNGLE BUNNY MILF SHITSLINGING SHITCUNTING BITCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FRITZ JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES pen0r TURD CUNT RONNIE CORBETT CUNTYMINTS LAKE TITICACA MILF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SEX GOAT DICK DARTH VADER CRAP AMERICA ONLINE BUKKAKE DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY CAMEL FUCKER CROTCH SAND NIGGER DAMN IT HADJI CUM MOZILLA FIREFOX DIRTY SANCHEZ CROTCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNTRAG COMMUNIST DILDO INBRED RANDY TRAVIS FUCKTARD FELLATIO HOT GRITS PISS SHITCOCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT FUCKTARD PISSHOLE CHINK EPIDIDYMIS TOWELHEAD AY-AY-AY CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JACKASS INBRED ASSHAT GOAT DICK BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT HORSE SHIT SPIC TIT DIRT FLYING FUCK WIENER MOLDY TITS SEX WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK CHICKEN SHIT CUNTRAG SHITPISSER BITCH SHITHEAD BIGNOSE CUNT TITWANK ASSHOLE SOD OFF INCEST JERRY FUCK TITWANK PISS OFF MY ASS BUNG-HOLE JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN GOD DAMMIT WANKER TAFFY GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS FUCK NUGGET COCKSTUFFER BUTT PIRATE FEWMETS MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT PEEPEE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKBAG SCROTUM BALL SACK ASSFACE CUNT DOG SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK OFF DOG SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST I WILL END YOU! POMMIE SHITE ALEX TREBEK PUSSY ASS RAPE FUCKING BUGGER OFF DISSIDENTS MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNNILINGUS VENEREAL DISEASE JOHN SMILEY FACE CAMEL JOCKEY TWO-INCH PENIS BOLLOCKS BASTARD BUGGER OFF GANGBANG URINE-GARGLING MALL SANTA CUNT DONGSHOVER CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK POMMIE TITS & DICKS FUCK BEANER DOUCHEBAG RAT'S ASS UNICORNS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BULLSHIT SPUNK POOPOO KIDDY FIDDLER BALLS JOHNNY BLOWJOB YOUR MOM JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COCKSTUFFER BITCH BOON NECROPHILIA CUNT MASTURBATION SAND NIGGER JOHNNY DOG FUCKER NAZI SMILES COCKGOBLIN TWO-INCH PENIS CHINK BITCH PENIS TOWELHEAD VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE FUCKFACE ANAL DIABETES TWAT ARSE SUITCASE PENIS SHITE HELL FUCKING PIG JACKASS DAMN FAGGOT FRAK CAPTAIN CRUNCH SPICY CUNT FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKER COCKSUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS CONDOMS FIRECROTCH SHIT DILDO DICKFACE BASTARD CLEMEN ASS CRAP SUCK MY COCK PRICK ART METAL PRODUCTS GRINGO PISS HELL GOAT DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES ART METAL PRODUCTS RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER PRICK DOUCHE SOD ANAL DIABETES FUCK NUGGET SHITSKIN JACKASS BUTTFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK ASSCRACK TALK PAGES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! COLGATE CANDY NIGGER BIGNOSE CUNT FAG CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING A FEWMETS HO FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN SEX NEOPETS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HOSER BUKKAKE BLUE PENIS! HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF FUCKER JACKASS LET'S SHIT DAGO BASTARD TAFFY DICK DICK CUNT BUTT-HOLE CHOAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BELGIUM HELL CUM CUNT TWAT YOU WANKER DICK CHICKEN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TWAT SUGARTITS ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN SHITTY JUNGLE BUNNY TAMPONS FUCK OFF WANKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT MILF SOAPY TITWANK COCKSUCKER BOOBIES WIKIPEDIA PENIS ON A STICK SHITE CUM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKING JUMP! WOMEN'S RIGHTS AUTOFELLATIO SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL DICK TITS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BITCH DICKFACE BALLS SHITSLINGING TIMBER NIGGER HO BASTARD SOD TURD DAMMIT BLOWJOB BITCH CROTCH CHRISTHUMPER JAP DAMN RAT'S COCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MARY WHITEHOUSE FIRECROTCH WANKER DICKHEAD SHIT NIGGER GREASER HADJI BALL SACK EXTRA LONG PENIS BEAVER PIGFUCKER HELL TOWELHEAD DICKHEAD PENISFUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF CHIGGER WIENER WHITE PEOPLE SHITFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BATMAN & ROBIN DAMN FUCK DARTH VADER WHORE HORSE PENIS WIENER GENITALIA PIGFUCKER PEDOPHILIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DICKHEAD FUDGEPACKER CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMMIT WANK DOUCHE ASSHAT DICKFACE BUGGER DAMN IT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ICE CREAM HAIL SATAN! AMERICA ONLINE TITS CLIT ARSE BUTTFUCKER CUNT NIGGER TITS SHITE GRINGO BULLSHIT NIGGER COCK DICKFACE LENS CRAFTERS ASS FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT HOT GRITS DONKEY DICK DAMN FUCK TITTIES O KURWA! HORSE SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DICKFACE BUKKAKE PUSSY DAMN TWAT DOG FUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHIT SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI and with the MARGARET THATCHER and his BULLCRAP of girraffes in which BOOBS while reading about PEARL NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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