Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GRIS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden WANKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements REBECCA BLACK or POMMIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WIENER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOU WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSRAMMER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GREASER FUCKSTAIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUGHNUT PUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially FUCKWIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PECKERHEAD television programs to address IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourette's syndrome.

POMMIE Tourette's is ARSE not to be SAND NIGGER confused with CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WIKIPEDIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SLOPE random FELCHING disorientation, culturally-FUCKHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKFUCKFUCK language, FUCK YOU and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD FUCKFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GRIS souvenir shoppes and massive RAT'S ASS quantities JUNGLE BUNNY of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The FELLATIO Tourette's ASSHAT Research Institute was PIGFUCKER founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SCUMBUCKET Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK YOU article ASSCRACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITCUNTING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TOTAL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance P'KANG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK YOU Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of COLGATE Tourrette's sufferers BULLSHIT swear. You can MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TIMBER NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the CROTCH bad side of a terrible SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS thing.
The main HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITWANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOUTUBE, BITCH

' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PORCH MONKEY knee BLOWJOB NIGGER jerk.

Tourettes is SHITSKIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITHEAD school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BATHING SUIT AREA sufferers to become YOU WANKER manically depressed and FUCKTARD commit BENSON SUCKS suicide.
There is no CROTCH cure, and the WHORE drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAT'S COCK tics often have adverse NORTH KOREA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna REBECCA BLACK perodol" which caused my entire DELICIOUS CAKE body to go ALEX TREBEK numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD DAMN it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a PISS OFF tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DELICIOUS CAKE the FAG public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKWIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOD DAMMIT sorry for POWERSHIT "hi-jacking" your I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANKER this that really DICK annoys me. I am working towards a BUGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNTYMINTS, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING A time.

Best PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “[Insert swear here]” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. WOMEN'S RIGHTS Regards to Andrew EMO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The LOLCAT bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you DIPSHIT want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOLLOCKS saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BASTARD and GO COUNT YOUR DICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITE BAND WITH 4 CAMEL FUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FEWMETS HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR to JENKEM cure SHITE the ASS Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MONKEY SHIT for MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Tourette's CUNT Syndrome TWAT is MONKEY BALLS following CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR these SAND NIGGER rules FUCKHEAD in JAP order:

1: Avoid BITCH immature FEMADOM little TWAT kids,
2: Count to JERK OFF within FUCK 10 SHITTING DICK NIPPLESseconds,
3: Do not open your FUCKHEAD JERRY WETBACK nor CC PLZ talk,
4: Tell PIG yourself you ASS don't FROG'S FAT ASS have SIGMUND FREUD this CHAV disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK EXTRA LONG PENIS WITH NASTY DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK YOU FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw GENITALIA!

I fucking put JAP' my comment at the TOP OF THE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF CUNT THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSHOLE offensive. BULLCRAP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS OFF people who try NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! to battle FLYING RAT'S ASS'CUNT that tight-ass INCEST 17-year-CUNTBUCKET—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FLYING FUCK it now, but someone said ASSHAT' BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS'TWAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKSTAIN is a laughing MICK matter. Plus there RIGHTS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SUITCASE PENIS Uncyclopedia, there are JACKASS articles ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DEVELOPERS! stuff. So DOODIE HEAD that means CANNED QUOTE stop getting mad at the CLIT first part too and FRED PHELPS talking about the FUCKING JUMP! letter that it's FUCKER mocking (what JESSE McCARTNEY letter? I don't even know what WIENER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITTY hi self EPIDIDYMIS even made a really SUGARTITS good point. "It's BAD MOTHERFUCKER nothing more HITLER from a head nod to a SHITE knee tick". FUCKFUCKFUCK. Which I'll add CRAP onto TIT DIRT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOOK suffer that BAD MOTHERFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TRANNY be, because if I were a DOUCHEBAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RUSTY TROMBONE hilarious. If you AUTOFELLATIO Want facts, go on ASSFACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read JACKASS the freaking GOD BLESS AMERICA article anyway.

HADJI CHIGGER GREASER DOUCHEBAG POO POO BLOWJOB SCROTUM DICKFACE HO CROTCH LGBT RIGHTS

FUCKBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GOOK SUCK A BIG DICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BAT FUCK INSANE JACK OFF JACKASS YOUR MOM EPIDIDYMIS TWAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSHAT VAGINA GOATSE GOD DAMMIT SPUNK IN SACREMENT DIPSHIT NORTH KOREA CRAP ASSWIPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES DONKEY DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ANUSCAKE COCKSHITTER SHITCOCK HONKY CROTCH FIRECROTCH CAMEL FUCKER BOOBIES CHENEY FUCK OFF ARSE HENTAI ALF NECROPHILIA JACKASS FRITZ TWAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SAGGY TITS BONER KAFFIR ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUTT-HEAD DICK POLESMOKER DAMN IT DICKWAD DAMN POLAK DOUCHE NAZI CHUFF SOD OFF MARCH OF FLAMES CUNNILINGUS PISSHOLE DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITS & DICKS MONKEY SHIT CUNT CUNT ASSHOLE BOOBS PENISBIRD DOG SHIT HATE HATE HAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SEMEN MOCCASINS FRAK COON SHITTY SHITHEAD CLIT TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK DAMN CUNTSWILLING COON CLIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NIGNOG WEHATEMARIO PISS OFF CLIT SUCK MY COCK POMMIE HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT CONDOMS FUCKTARD JENKEM GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT DAMN WANK CLIT SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD ARSE 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKLICK SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT MALARKY CLIT KAFFIR DICKHEAD FUCK NUGGET FLYING FUCK TOWELHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI MALARKY GENITALIA HELL DAMMIT WILLY WONKA BUTT PIRATE DOUCHEBAG HYPERINFLATION ASS CAMEL FUCKER CUNT DICKWAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHRISTHUMPER TRANNY CROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKTARD SHITE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK NUGGET BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITBALLS MACACA TWAT MOCCASINS ARSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SON OF A BITCH TENTACLE RAPE MALARKY BUKKAKE BELLEND WEHATEMARIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIG BALLS STEVE BALLMER FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST INJUN SHITFACE COCKSUCKER HELL FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BOOBIES ASSWIPE SOD HELL NORTH KOREA HORSE PENIS SHITE SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING SHITCOCK PISS SHITTY GOAT DICK DELICIOUS CAKE ARSE TITMOUSE INBRED BASTARD WANKER ARSE FUCK A DUCK BOOBS POTTYMOUTH HORSE SHIT CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKER SOD BOB SAGET FEWMETS ASSHOLE FUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCKFUCKFUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS INJUN FUCK NUGGET FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG ASS ASSFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROG'S FAT ASS HITLER FUCKWIT DOT HEAD TITTIES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GIVING HEAD FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE FLYING RAT'S ASS HOMO [EXPLETIVE] FELCHING COCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT BUTT-HEAD PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI [expletive deleted] ORGASM CHRISTHUMPER BULLSHIT PISSHOLE CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITCOCK HELL HELL NIGNOG BASTARD PENISFUCK FUCK BASTARD INBRED BIRD SHIT DUMBASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS NECROPHILIA JIZZ HELL TACO AY-AY-AY ORGASM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SAGGY TITS POOPOO BOOBIES HAIL SATAN! HEIL HITLER! MONKEY BALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY DICK VAGINA ASSFACE DOUCHING pen0r I'LL RAPE YOU SHITPISSER BASTARD CUNT BOOBS AY-AY-AY ASS FELCHING CHIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD FUCKFACE WALRUS SHIT CUNT O CANADA PIG AUTOFELLATIO MONKEY'S UNCLE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BELLEND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT FUCK COON AUTOFELLATIO SHAKOPEE NAZI SHITTY WINDOWS VISTA PRICK BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER CUM FUCK FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS COCK DELICIOUS CAKE BUGFUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSHOLE HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POOPY ASSWIPE INBRED ASS JESSE McCARTNEY MALARKY VAGINA INBRED suck my mothers NECROPHILIA PENIS FAGGOT BITCH ANAL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBIES CUNTRAG FUCKWIT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 LIMEY [expletive deleted] URINE-GARGLING WIENER WANKSPLAT PECKERHEAD SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST BOON HOSER FUCKING JUMP! 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VAGINA CUNNILINGUS PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS NIGGER FUCKFACE REDSKIN POMMIE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNTRAG SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DUMBASS DILDO DAMN NIGGER POLACK RADIO FREE LUNCH RAT'S ASS suck my mothers JUNGLE BUNNY COON TURD PORCH MONKEY FUCKING PISSHOLE FUCK NUGGET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS OFF FAGGOT KRAUT FUCKER FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER NAZI NIHILISM ASSBANDIT BALL SACK DONKEY DICK LAKE TITICACA WIGGER ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS GO HOME AND DIE JERK OFF DAMMIT PISS ARTIST INBRED ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS PECKERHEAD BASTARD FROG FRAK SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNTBUCKET COCKSUCKER TAFFY FUCKHEAD TITS & DICKS FUCK GOD DAMN KIKE HONKY GANGBANG SHITTY BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUM BITCH BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN JOHN ELWAY PIG TOTAL SHIT GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING I WILL END YOU! DICK CONAN O'BRIAN FELLATIO BOB SAGET DAMN RAT'S ASS SHITTY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CLIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POTTYMOUTH LAKE TITICACA SHITFUCKER NIPPLES COCKSTUFFER BUGGER BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN ASS FASCIST PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER PISS SUCK MY COCK FRIG FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY HELL HADJI PISS ARTIST NECROPHILIA CUNT WANKER PENISBIRD DICK DICK TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT LAPPER COCKSMOKER ASS BULLSHIT LIMEY SEX BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKWIT FUCKTARD MARGARET THATCHER SHITFUCKER CHENEY NAZI TAMPONS SON OF A BITCH INJUN CUNNILINGUS HOLY DUMB FUCK MALARKY SHITBALLS FUCKWIT ASSHOLE COCKSTUFFER BOLLOCKS CC PLZ RANDY TRAVIS SHITFACE CRAPMUNCHER TITTIES MONKEY SHIT FUCKER CUNTSWILLING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PENISBIRD PEEPEE BASTARD BEAVER SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF TITWANK ASSBANDIT BITCH SHITTY EPIDIDYMIS MOCCASINS NIHILISM KRAUT SHIT SEMEN DAMN SEX FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSRAPING FUCKER NAZI CUNT BUTTFUCKER TITS GYPSY INCEST ASSHOLE PISS OFF FUCK SLOPE DEVELOPERS! POMMIE SPIC FUCKER OLD CHRIST OF A HAIL SATAN! O CANADA BUGFUCK MALARKY WIGGER CAMEL FUCKER WIKIPEDIA FELLATIO FUCKTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GANGBANG PISS CARPET MUNCHER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUKKAKE REDSKIN NAZI FUCK BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH HOSER BALLS GANGBANG TITTIES I AM CORNHOLIO! DONGSHOVER DONGSHOVER BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TWAT COMMUNION WAFER LET'S SHIT O CANADA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TURD SHUT UP, MEG! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SEMEN NIGNOG SEMEN FEWMETS ASSHAT THIS IS SPARTA! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FELLATIO WIENER DAMN PRICK WIENER SUCK MY COCK BALL SACK DOG FUCKER ASSCRACK PUNANI KIDDY FIDDLER JERK OFF WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RUSTY TROMBONE SHITTY EMO RAT'S COCK HAIL SATAN! DUMBASS PISS ARTIST YID SHITFUCKER DAMN SHITSLINGING ASS CUNNILINGUS MOCCASINS HELL WIENER ASSCRACK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FROG PEARL NECKLACE FRED PHELPS DONKEY DICK JERRY LENS CRAFTERS SHITFACE WOP ASSHOLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GENITALIA CUNT [expletive deleted] PAKI POLACK NIGNOG WOP CLEMEN BELLEND BAD MOTHERFUCKER PENIS DYKE NIGGER MOCCASINS HORSE SHIT NIGNOG SLOPE FUCK DAGO GOD DAMMIT VAGINA COCK HORSE SHIT FUCK PORCH MONKEY SHITE DONALD RUMSFELD BASTARD BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BASTARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANAL DIABETES CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER SHITE SHITFUCKER SHIT HOSER SHIT FELCHING WANK FROG'S FAT ASS MASTURBATION MAMA MIA DIPSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS DIPSHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JOHNNY BUGFUCK PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FREE ELECTIONS PICKANINNY BENSON SUCKS INBRED HELLFIRE DIPSHIT DOG SHIT SHITTY SHITE PEDOPHILIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAPMUNCHER pen0r DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT I WILL END YOU! PIGFUCKER FUCK NUGGET FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TACO CRAPPY BOB SAGET YID TITS SHITSLINGING CUNT DOUCHEBAG FUCK CHRISTHUMPER WINDOWS VISTA CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MASTURBATION 666 BUGFUCK DICKWAD CHRISTHUMPER HELL BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER DAGO NECROPHILIA SCUMBAG ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS STEVE BALLMER FELCHING WOP TITTYWANK DOUCHING FASHION BUG COCK POOPY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BLESSED DAMN SAINT RAT'S ASS 666 PISSHOLE JERK OFF CHENEY SHITBALLS TITS HORSE PENIS ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICKFACE BUTT-HEAD WANKSPLAT ORGASM HOSER CUNNILINGUS REDNECK FUCKBAG BITCH PUNANI NIGGER TITS SHIT FUCK SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CUNT FUCK OFF CHIGGER FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY SAND NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY DICK FUCK SEMEN BLUMPKIN FLAMING ASS BADGER MASTURBATION INBRED WANK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TITTIES FAGGOT SEX FUCKING A SHITHEAD CHICKEN FRIES HUMAN RIGHTS COON COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISSHOLE FUCK FUCKSTAIN LAKE TITICACA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BIGNOSE CLEMEN ABO HORSE PENIS BOLLOCKS NIGGER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TACO PEARL NECKLACE FUCK OFF SUCK MY COCK PIG CAMEL JOCKEY WIGGER LET'S SHIT REBECCA BLACK FUCKER SEMEN BLOWJOB CHOAD KISSER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BORDER HOPPER INBRED SCROTUM POLACK FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCK YOU WANK BEAVER SHITCUNTING CLEMEN PENISPENISPENIS!!! TONY LA RUSSA HELL ASS FASCIST HADJI [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CLIT PISS ARTIST PUNANI SNUFF PORN WOP CARPET MUNCHER SHITHEAD DONGSHOVER BITCH TITWANK WALRUS SHIT FUCKSTAIN MOLDY TITS VAGINA CHINK DAGO TITTYWANK BORDER HOPPER DICKFACE DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE BOOBIES DILDO CLEMEN RUSKIE TITS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG WOODPECKERSHIT GOATSE TITWANK FENCE JUMPER LET'S SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DUNE COON BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON TACO NEOPETS MOCCASINS TITTIES SHITHEAD CUNT SHITTY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BITCH DICKWAD BUGFUCK GOD DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA JESSE McCARTNEY SEMEN WIGGER FUCKER WANK BOOBS FELCHMONKEY FUCKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FASHION BUG FUCK YOU SHITHEAD GYPSY WEHATEMARIO BULLSHIT SHIT NIGGER POOPY COCK TRANNY FUCKING BOOBS BOB SAGET BIRD SHIT PISS OFF DAMN IT FELCHING TITS PISSHOLE BLISTERING BARNACLES BULLSHIT VAGINA suck my mothers NAZI GIVING HEAD SHITE GRAPE PENIS NAZI PIG WANK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BEAVER FELCHING SHIT SON OF A BITCH MONKEY BALLS DEVELOPERS! FUCK FEMADOM ASS FUCKING RICK MORANIS TWISTY VAGINA MOCCASINS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHOOP DA WHOOP SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE WIENER HORSE SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK FUCKING ARSE ASSHAT BITCH PUSSY AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOLDY TITS CUNT pen0r DICK MONKEY SHIT DAMN IT BUGFUCK JACK OFF RAPE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GYPSY DOUCHETITS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK VAGINA HENTAI SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING HEIL HITLER! [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SPUNK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKFACE KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH JESSE McCARTNEY GANGBANG TWAT REDSKIN DAMN TIT SPRINKLES MALL SANTA FUCK HONKY BALLS MALL SANTA SCUMBAG SHIT ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMMIT COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL LAKE TITICACA DIRTY SANCHEZ BONER LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD CRAPFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUM DAMN Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HOMO and with the ARSEBADGERS and his BOYCOTT VIACOM! of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is BULLSHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its MONKEY SHIT subject. If you do not find it funny ABO, it is probably because you are an INBRED NIGGER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CRAPFUCKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a POLACK joke loses its humour DAMN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FLAMEVIPER ignorant, then you wouldn't have ASSHAT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITBALLS DIPSHIT ASS MOCKIE!!!!!I <3 COCK

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