Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's REBECCA BLACK'JUNGLE BUNNY'BAD MOTHERFUCKER'KNOBJOCKEY'CAMEL FUCKER'DICKFACE'SON OF A BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNT look at the FUCKSTAIN talk page of this FUCKER article for notes or discussion before TURD editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SON OF A BITCH, sudden BULLSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT or CUNTRAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BANGKOK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUKKAKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICK CHICKEN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I LIKE SCHOOL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BALL SACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCK utterFUCKance of socially CUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MY ANUS IS BLEEDING television programs to address HORSE SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

PRICK Tourette's is FUCKER not to be KAFFIR confused with JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITMOUSE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BALLS random INBRED disorientation, culturally-GOOK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOG SHIT language, YOGHURT CANNON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING quantities BOYCOTT VIACOM! of ANAL DIABETES MOCKIE garbage.

Darnit.

A REDNECK Polite Note to the FELLATIO Author:

The DICKFACE Tourette's ABO Research Institute was COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT founded to ORGASM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMNATION Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article ASSFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKBAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKSTAIN Tourrette's sufferers SEMPRINI swear. You can INBRED blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the CONDOMS bad side of a terrible FLYING RAT'S ASS thing.
• The main BONER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DIPSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S ASS knee FELLATIO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKING A no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SACRAMENTO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CC PLZ school for TIT SPRINKLES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PENIS ON A BUN sufferers to become HORSE SHIT manically depressed and INCEST commit NIGGER suicide.
• There is no COON cure, and the BELLEND drugs that are available to, "calm" the INBRED tics often have adverse BIRD IN THE HOUSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK CHICKEN perodol" which caused my entire KAFFIR body to go RECTUM RAIDER numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOT HEAD it is without the BOLLOCKS drug.

I am an active member of a DONGSHOVER tourette syndrome [Insert silly non-swear here] association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HO the CUM public view of Tourettes as a "WANK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BONER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS sorry for MOTHERFUCKER "hi-jacking" your DALAI LAMA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD this that really INCEST annoys me. I am working towards a SACRED better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS ARTIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SPUNK, and making fun of a GOD DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) IT'S OVER 9000! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best CLEMEN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CONDOMS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NORTH KOREA byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. PISS OFF MY ASS Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The NEOPETS bastard who wrote this article. You can FRIG punch him if you TITWANK want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this MUGABE'S MOMMA country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my PEARL NECKLACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SON OF A BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUNG-HOLE and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WETBACK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BAND WITH 4 CUNNILINGUS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKHEAD HORSE! SON OF A BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SON OF A BITCH'S HOUSE

How BASTARD to CHIGGER cure FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK the LAKE TITICACA Tourette's DAGO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HORSE SHIT for DYKE Tourette's TOTAL Syndrome WANK is FELCHMONKEY following DONKEY PUNCHER these FUCKHEAD rules RAPE in FUCKHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid D'OH immature ORGASM little FELLATIO kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKTARD within SON OF A BITCH 10 OSTRICH MY ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MONKEY BALLS CRAPMUNCHER JAP nor SHITE talk,
• 4: Tell ARSE yourself you NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! don't FUCK YOU have DICKHEAD this PIGFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELLFIRE WITH NASTY ASSCRACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SON OF A BITCH last straw BUTTFUCKER!

I fucking put FUCKBAG' my comment at the TOP OF THE SCUMBUCKET PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITWANK the TOP OF YOU WANKER THIS BUGGER OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be YOUR MOM offensive. JUSTIN BIEBER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CROTCH people who try CUNTYMINTS to battle DAMMIT'ASSCRACK that tight-ass SHITE 17-year-EAT MY SHIT!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELL it now, but someone said DICKFACE' CROTCH TWAT'RAT'S COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POOPY is a laughing GOOK matter. Plus there SHITSKIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are HELLFIRE articles POMMIE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANK stuff. So CHENEY that means O CANADA stop getting mad at the SHITHEAD first part too and BEAVER talking about the BLOWJOB letter that it's KRAUT mocking (what DUNE COON letter? I don't even know what CAMEL FUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SCUMBUCKET hi self BELLEND even made a really SCROTUM good point. "It's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT nothing more WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? from a head nod to a JAP knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add AUTOFELLATIO onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that CAMEL JOCKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GANGBANG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to I WILL KILL YOU! be, because if I were a ASSCRACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MONKEY'S UNCLE hilarious. If you NIGGER Want facts, go on NIGNOG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HI, BILLY MAYS HERE be offended, don't read FUCKWIT the freaking HORSE SHIT article anyway.

SUCK MY DICK CLUSTER FUCK DICKFACE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT STEVE BALLMER GENITALIA ORGASM CHOAD suck my mothers

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SHITFACE CUNT HONKY PISS ARTIST CHIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK YOU SEMEN BALLS SHIT FUCK SHITE POLAK FUCK CUNT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKLICK COCKGOBLIN SHIT INJUN ASS MAMA MIA FUCK POMMIE RICK MORANIS GRAPE PENIS JACK ABRAMOFF PIGFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! VENEREAL DISEASE GOBSHITE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFUCKER [expletive deleted] MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DUMBASS CONDOMS TOWELHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO DICKFACE BANGKOK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING FUCK HORSE SHIT SPIC HELL BRITNEY CUNT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSHAT FUCK WANKER KRAUT GOD BLESS AMERICA PRICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITCUNTING BONER JIZZ TITTYWANK GIVING HEAD RUSKIE PISS OFF TURD JAP FOUR-EYES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SOD CHOAD HO NEGRO VAGINA CHOAD KISSER SHIT WALRUS SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RIGHTS ASS ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK PISS ARTIST CUNT CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ PENISFUCK GRINGO ASS LICKER DICKFACE BLOWJOB PRICK FRENCH TICKLER POMMIE TWAT PIG FLYING FUCK SAND NIGGER SHITE HOSER YOU WANKER PISS HELL HITLER POLACK CLIT TOWELHEAD TITS BUTT PIRATE DICKHEAD DICKHEAD SHITE SHIT NICARAGUA CHICKEN SHIT NORTH KOREA PORCH MONKEY SHITE CRACKER BOLLOCKS ARSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT BULLSHIT HELL FUCKER SHIT DUMBASS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! HO I WILL END YOU! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BIRD SHIT and with the PECKERHEAD and his ARSE of girraffes in which BUTT-FOR-BRAINS while reading about HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GARBAGE DAY! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH

Article written in the style of its subject This article is COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its HI, BILLY MAYS HERE subject. If you do not find it funny GO COUNT YOUR DICK, it is probably because you are an INBRED CLIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. WANK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a PISS joke loses its humour DICKLICK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DAMN ignorant, then you wouldn't have INBRED needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TITS CUNTYMINTS TITWANK CUM FUCK OFF!!!!!I <3 COCK