Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT'FEWMETS'LIMEY'BITCH'BLOWJOB'FLYING FUCK'DOM DeLUISE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WOP, sudden DUMBASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD DAMN or PISS OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITBALLS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SAND NIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA YOUR MOM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSRAPING EXTRA LONG PENIS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially PRICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TAMPONS television programs to address DICKHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

REDNECK Tourette's is NORTH KOREA not to be DOUCHE confused with TWISTY VAGINA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WOMEN'S RIGHTS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SAND NIGGER random CROTCH disorientation, culturally-IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! -inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKING FUCKFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SLOPE language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN BEAVER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKWIT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKTARD quantities CONDOMS of ANAL DIABETES MILF garbage.

Darnit.

A PUNANI Polite Note to the CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Author:

The SHITE Tourette's DICKHEAD Research Institute was FUCK founded to BALLS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have REDNECK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INBRED article HONKY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or STEVE BALLMER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about OPINION Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITTIES Tourrette's sufferers CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swear. You can MOZILLA FIREFOX blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame EMO TV, for always focusing on the BELLEND bad side of a terrible SHITFACE thing.
• The main BULLSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUKKAKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BASTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKTARD knee DAMMIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SOD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUDGEPACKER school for CLIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMNATION sufferers to become INJUN manically depressed and CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE commit HO suicide.
• There is no FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE cure, and the RECTUM RAIDER drugs that are available to, "calm" the INCEST tics often have adverse PIG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PUSSYLICKER perodol" which caused my entire CUNNILINGUS body to go INJUN numb and COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN IT it is without the PISS drug.

I am an active member of a LIMEY tourette syndrome HORSE PENIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKFACE the FEMADOM public view of Tourettes as a "WANK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK YOU sorry for DICK "hi-jacking" your LOLCAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIPSHIT this that really FENCE JUMPER annoys me. I am working towards a 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PUSSY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JAP, and making fun of a BRITNEY horrible disorder is (not) DICKFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSBANDIT time.

Best BUTT PIRATE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GREASER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CULT OF THE DEAD COW byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. TAMPON IN MY ASS Regards to Andrew PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The ASSCRACK bastard who wrote this article. You can DELICIOUS CAKE punch him if you BALLS want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BULLCRAP saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my NICARAGUA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WOP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOTHERFUCKER and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRACKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIKIPEDIA BAND WITH 4 TOTAL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! WOP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WOP'S HOUSE

How COON to ASS cure ARSE the ANUSCAKE Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FELLATIO for ASS Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome REDSKIN is MOCCASINS following NIPPLES these DUMBASS rules D'OH in WIKIPEDIA order:

• 1: Avoid COCK immature JAP little BALLS kids,
• 2: Count to ASS FASCIST within DAMN 10 DICKFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITSLINGING nor FUCKHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell SNUFF PORN yourself you BAD MOTHERFUCKER don't BITCH have WANKER this HELL disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YID WITH NASTY FLYING FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS ARTIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WOP last straw MALARKY!

I fucking put QUEEF' my comment at the TOP OF THE DONKEY DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WILLY WONKA the TOP OF TITS & DICKS THIS STEVE BALLMER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SOD OFF offensive. SHITHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try ARSE to battle FUCKING'MACACA that tight-ass TITWANK 17-year-CUNTYMINTS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST it now, but someone said WANK' KNOBJOCKEY NIGGER TITS'FENCE JUMPER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SPIC is a laughing SHITE matter. Plus there SHITFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUM Uncyclopedia, there are RAGHEAD articles BASTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLEMEN stuff. So FUCKFACE that means BUKKAKE stop getting mad at the FRIG first part too and IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD talking about the GANGBANG letter that it's KRAUT mocking (what CLIT letter? I don't even know what BAT FUCK INSANE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKSTAIN hi self DAMN even made a really SHITFUCKER good point. "It's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI nothing more COON from a head nod to a IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK knee tick". ASS. Which I'll add FUCKHEAD onto SACRAMENTO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GO HOME AND DIE suffer that GOD DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAT'S COCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITTIES be, because if I were a CHOAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS OFF hilarious. If you TITS Want facts, go on DOUCHE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LET'S SHIT be offended, don't read MY ANUS IS BLEEDING the freaking JIGGABOO article anyway.

FELCHMONKEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSWIPE DARTH VADER BUGGER SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAT'S COCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?

DOUCHEBAG CUNT CRAPPER COCKGOBLIN FUCKSTAIN FUCKER BLOWJOB COCK pen0r BULLSHIT MOCKIE DAMN IT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SCUMBUCKET RAPE CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER YOGHURT CANNON BAT FUCK INSANE BASTARD BASTARD BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT EAT MY SHIT! VAGINA CROTCH DAMN IT RANDY TRAVIS HOT GRITS FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA HELLFIRE SAND NIGGER SHITPISSER EAT MY SHIT! HELL DAGO PUSSY DAMN IT ASS CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BALL SACK 666 HENTAI YOU WANKER WANK DAMMIT GANGBANG FUCKER BORDER HOPPER PISS ARTIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMNATION MILF ORGASM FUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! SOD OFF NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP DONKEY DICK CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER CLUSTER FUCK CUM SPIC CARPET MUNCHER DICKWAD GOAT DICK OSCAR WILDE IS GAY PORCH MONKEY O KURWA! HAIL SATAN! SCROTUM WOODPECKERSHIT AY-AY-AY ASS HEAVEN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING CUNT BALLS SHITFACE BALLS TITS & DICKS JACKASS SHIT YOU WANKER TAFFY FUCKSTAIN SHITTY RAT'S ASS POO POO BLOWJOB SHITSLINGING CHIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK YOU CLEMEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MACACA FUCKSTAIN TRANNY LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER BOLLOCKS PISS OFF WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! COCKSMOKER BASTARD BASTARD BEAVER CHIGGER SHITCOCK TITWANK BITCH RAPE COCKSUCKER FUCKTARD BITCH SHITFACE TENTACLE RAPE CUNT CUNT JACK OFF FUCK AUTOFELLATIO JOHN SMILEY FACE PUSSYLICKER BITCH SAND NIGGER PISS OFF BUGFUCK FUCK YOU LIMEY SON OF A BITCH DICK CHICKEN COCKSUCKER COCK DICKHEAD SHITTY MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMN IT DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA TITS & DICKS FAG SUCK MY DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG PUSSY MOCKIE ORGASM BUTT-HOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST YOU WANKER COCK SNUFF PORN BUNG-HOLE TIMBER NIGGER BITCH AMERICA ONLINE BULLSHIT WINDOWS VISTA SHITTY CUNT [expletive deleted] FUCKBAG SHITSLINGING PENIS EMO MOCKIE SHITBALLS YOU WANKER GOD BLESS AMERICA CHINK DAMN IT NIPPLES SHITE MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHETITS RAT'S ASS TURD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DOUCHE GOD DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DONKEY PUNCHER SPIC FELLATIO WILLY WONKA PAGE BLANKING DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PORCH MONKEY BALL SACK SHITSKIN BLOWJOB SHITHEAD DUNE COON CUNNILINGUS COCKSUCKER SHIT DARTH VADER AMERICA ONLINE FUCK A DUCK FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN FELCHING CHINK SPANK THE MONKEY SEMEN WOODPECKERSHIT BLUMPKIN DAMN DAMN IT BITCH PISS OFF WANKSPLAT WHITE RIGHTS FUCKER KNOBJOCKEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOUCHE HELL FUCK DICKHEAD DICK FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS KNOBJOCKEY FUCKTARD CLIT RUSTY TROMBONE DOUCHEBAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKWIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHUCK NORRIS MAMA MIA HOMO BIRD SHIT EMO HELLFUCKER FUCK ASS BLUMPKIN FELLATIO ANAL INCEST KIKE FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CARPET MUNCHER BANGKOK DICK CHICKEN YOU DOG SHIT RAPE WHITE POWER SON OF A BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BITCH SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD GOBSHITE INBRED FIST FUCK FAG SPANK THE MONKEY PEEPEE [EXPLETIVE] FUCKER FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! BASTARD GOATSE SCUMBAG CHIGGER CUNT BASTARD DAMMIT 4CHAN SHITE HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKFACE FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT TAIWAN SHITHEAD KAFFIR PISS OFF MY ASS GOBSHITE BRITNEY WHORE BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VENEREAL DISEASE [Insert swear here] FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT FLYING FUCK BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITS & DICKS KIKE ROSIE O'DONNELL JACK ABRAMOFF ASS FASCIST PICKANINNY BALLS PISSHOLE VAGINA DICKFACE BLUE PENIS! DICKHEAD CUNTRAG TAMPONS RUSKIE INJUN BELGIUM SHAKOPEE WIKIPEDIA JUSTIN BIEBER FELLATIO PIXIES MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA INJUN DICKHEAD TITS & DICKS WIKIPEDIA JACKASS BEANER ASSFACE CRAPMUNCHER CHRISTHUMPER CRAP ON A STICK ASS TAFFY WIGGER HELL SCUMBAG FRITZ DICKFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PIKACHU POTTYMOUTH NORTH KOREA THONG TASTER POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN DICK YUKKY DOODY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE DICK CHICKEN FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO EPIDIDYMIS FUCK CLIT NEGRO DICK SMEG SHITPISSER ASS PENISBIRD MOCCASINS BIRD SHIT PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER BULLCRAP SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT CUNTBUCKET ASSHOLE DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH SHITCOCK JUSTIN BIEBER JUSTIN BIEBER BOLLOCKS BAT FUCK INSANE REDSKIN DONKEY DICK SHITE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICK SOD OFF PIECE OF SHIT SPUNK AMERICA ONLINE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BONG NIGGER FUCK WIENER KNOBJOCKEY TWAT DAMMIT SHITFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SPANK THE MONKEY BLUMPKIN BALLS FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE ASSHOLE RICK MORANIS THONG TASTER POLACK HELL JUSTIN BIEBER NAZI DOUCHING HATE HATE HAT YOGHURT CANNON SHIT JACKASS TWAT BITCH RAPE TAFFY BITCH ANAL DIABETES MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMN JENKEM SCUMBAG PIGFUCKER DISSIDENTS HO DICKLICK RAPE DAMN COON DICKFACE BEAVER PUSSY IN SACREMENT SHIT GRINGO ASSFACE URINE-GARGLING INBRED PUSSY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD CROTCH ARSEBADGERS YOUR MOM URINE-GARGLING KIKE JIGGABOO GOD DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER suck my mothers CHIGGER HELLFIRE BITCH OH SHI– DIPSHIT DIPSHIT BENCH PRESS BITCH BASTARD TITS FELLATIO CLIT DOUCHEBAG SCROTUM FRITZ COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SPUNK MONKEY SHIT PISS FUCKING PIGFUCKER WANK SHITHEAD MOLDY TITS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD ASSWIPE SHIT JOHN ELWAY ASSCRACK MACACA FUCK OFF SCUMBAG SUGARTITS CUNTYMINTS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT FEWMETS CLUSTER FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITE VENEREAL DISEASE PISS COON CRAP FLYING RAT'S ASS RECTUM RAIDER SHIT BOOBIES BUTTFUCKER TITTIES DICKWAD ASSCRACK YID SEMPRINI ASS BIRD SHIT BITCH CUM GANGBANG DOM DeLUISE ASSRAPING CROTCH FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RUSTY TROMBONE BIBLE BASHER FUCKFACE BASTARD SHITSLINGING PIG BUTT PIRATE NIPPLES NEGRO PISS PRICK DICKWAD BITCH INJUN CUNTRAG SUCK MY COCK PENIS ON A BUN EXTRA LONG PENIS DILDO DARTH VADER FUCKWIT INCEST FUCK YOU DICKHEAD SHITPISSER BOOBIES PISS WARNER MUSIC GROUP HOLY DUMB FUCK COON WANKSPLAT MONKEY'S UNCLE JAP MONKEY SHIT POLACK DAMN MOCCASINS CAMEL FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKSUCKER AY-AY-AY MOTHERFUCKER SACRAMENTO TITS & DICKS FUCK DAMN IT JERK OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS DOG FUCKER PUNANI FELCHING CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE PISS BITCH FUCK BASTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS WIKIPEDIA MOSES YOU WANKER ANUSCAKE REDNECK FUCKWIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SHITSLIDE YOU WANKER YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD DICKHEAD MALARKY CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKER GOOK PEARL NECKLACE DAMNED TABERNACLE FIST FUCK COCKGOBLIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS AUTOFELLATIO DICK DAMN 666 PISS OFF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHUFF FUCKSTAIN CONSENSUS PISS ARTIST CHING CHONG CHINK SHITCOCK pen0r COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PAKI COMMUNION WAFER DICK NIPPLES D'OH ARSE SPUNK ASS FROG'S FAT ASS FELCHING HELL PENIS ON A BUN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CRAPFUCKER SACRED CHOAD KISSER DAMMIT SHITSLINGING SUGARTITS BITCH TRANNY THERE IS A CABAL PECKERHEAD MOCCASINS EAT MY SHIT! ASSHAT JERK OFF PAKI FUCK AMERICA ONLINE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JUSTIN BIEBER CAMEL JOCKEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS NECROPHILIA FASHION BUG DYKE SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER TITMOUSE WIENER I WILL END YOU! SHITFACE COCKSMOKER CUM FUCKBAG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES POOPOO CLEVELAND STEAMER TENTACLE RAPE WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FOREIGN CURRENCY DOUCHEBAG YID FUCKING BASEBALL ASSFACE SPUNK FUCKING DISSIDENTS BUGGER RAT'S ASS GO HOME AND DIE FENCE JUMPER SOD DAMN FUCKTARD BASTARD I LIKE SCHOOL DAMN IT MOCCASINS PECKERHEAD TOWELHEAD DICK TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD BASTARD HONKY DAMN IT HITLER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLUFFY CLOUD JIZZ LET'S SHIT DICKFACE CUNT POTTYMOUTH TWAT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DILDO LHASA KAFFIR KRAUT SOD OFF CROTCH NORTH KOREA DOUCHE DONKEY DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS WANK TWAT VAGINA TAMPON IN MY ASS INJUN BIGNOSE MARGARET THATCHER ARSE TWAT PEARL NECKLACE FUCK OFF SUCK MY DICK SOD DAMN GOOK HELL FUCKWIT ALEX TREBEK BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHAV DICKFACE ASS PISS ARTIST WOP BITCH CAMEL FUCKER ASSHOLE BORDER HOPPER DOUCHE NAZI HELL ARSE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY JOHNNY INBRED CHUFF SUCK A BIG DICK HAIL SATAN! HATE HATE HAT RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER WANK PENIS ON A BUN SHITHEAD FRED PHELPS DARTH VADER CHOAD FROG PENIS ON A STICK BEAVER FUDGEPACKER DAMN DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK BULLCRAP COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING FUCK PEARL NECKLACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSFACE FUCKING A ASSHOLE YOU WANKER FUCKING BANGKOK SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WOP WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? POLACK MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE GARBAGE DAY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BULLSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK ASSHOLE SHIT BOLLOCKS HELL SHITFUCKER GIVING HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK CHIGGER DAMN SHITTY CLIT SHIT JACK OFF URINE-GARGLING SOD HOMO SHITE BALLS FRAK NIGNOG WANK TACO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS LICKER BUKKAKE SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA YOU WANKER JAP MARCH OF FLAMES SHITE CLEMEN JACK OFF PICKANINNY TITTIES NIGGER HELL BITCH ORGASM TITS ANUSCAKE FLAMING ASS BADGER POLAK TITWANK ASS DAMN REDNECK HORSE SHIT DARTH VADER PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK PIG NIGGER BEANER ASSCRACK BITCH FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK TWISTY VAGINA SHIT NAZI DOUCHETITS CHOAD KISSER FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK GOBSHITE MILF I'LL RAPE YOU WANK CUNT DAMMIT ASSCRACK DYKE BATHING SUIT AREA HELL BITCH ASSHAT DUMBASS FUCKWIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the FUCK and his FAGGOT of girraffes in which FUCK NUGGET while reading about DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICKFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BUGFUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its COMMUNIST DILDO subject. If you do not find it funny DAMN, it is probably because you are an INBRED JAP ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BONER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CONAN O'BRIAN joke loses its humour VAGINA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! POLACK BIGNOSE CUNTBUCKET JUSTIN BIEBER POOPY!!!!!I <3 COCK