Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BIRD IN THE HOUSE'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL'CUM'CARPET MUNCHER'LET'S SHIT'SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SEX neurochemical FUCK disorder RUSKIE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN IT, sudden PRICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S ASS or REDSKIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAPMUNCHER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S COCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EMO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOBSHITE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CARPET MUNCHER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHAV utterFUCKance of socially DAGO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BAD MOTHERFUCKER television programs to address TWAT Tourette's syndrome.

JERK OFF Tourette's is NEGRO not to be PIG confused with AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE random PISS ARTIST disorientation, culturally-SPIC-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CRACKER VENEREAL DISEASE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GYPSY souvenir shoppes and massive CLUSTER FUCK quantities COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK of ANAL DIABETES FELCHING garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the NIHILISM Author:

The EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's FRAK Research Institute was POWERSHIT founded to DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HADJI Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your REDSKIN article JACKASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS UP MY ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAPPY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOG SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AMERICA'S GREAT! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BITCH Tourrette's sufferers NIGGER swear. You can FRAK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PRICK TV, for always focusing on the JOHN SMILEY FACE bad side of a terrible POLESMOKER thing.
• The main NICARAGUA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HI, BILLY MAYS HERE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NECROPHILIA knee DOUCHETITS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HEIL HITLER! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS ARTIST school for ASSHOLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HORSE SHIT sufferers to become WETBACK manically depressed and SUCK MY COCK commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no RAT'S COCK cure, and the GOD DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSLINGING tics often have adverse ASSCRACK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUGGER OFF perodol" which caused my entire EXTRA LONG PENIS body to go DIPSHIT numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLIT it is without the SHITFACE drug.

I am an active member of a TURD tourette syndrome BATMAN & ROBIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SACRAMENTO the VENEREAL DISEASE public view of Tourettes as a "MONKEY'S UNCLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EUROIPODS sorry for SUCK A BIG DICK "hi-jacking" your MOZILLA FIREFOX entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HO this that really WOODPECKERSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a NIGGER TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NAZI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN IT, and making fun of a ANUSCAKE horrible disorder is (not) JIZZ funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MILF time.

Best DICKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CROTCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. CUNTYMINTS Regards to Andrew MOTHERFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The HELLFIRE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you NIGGER want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GIVING HEAD saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my QUEEF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN IT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are STUDENT PROTESTS and HORSE PENIS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RAGHEAD BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHIGGER HORSE! DAMN IT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN IT'S HOUSE

How KNOBJOCKEY to SHITHEAD cure LIMEY the MONKEY BALLS Tourette's FUCK YOU Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFUCKER for DICKHEAD Tourette's HONKY Syndrome FUCK is TITS & DICKS following SPANK THE MONKEY these CONAN O'BRIAN rules DICKLICK in FUCKING order:

• 1: Avoid BIRD SHIT immature AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI little FOUR-EYES kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING within BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA 10 ASSWIPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your P'KANG HEIL HITLER! WEHATEMARIO nor PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS talk,
• 4: Tell PRICK yourself you RAPE don't CUNTBUCKET have FUCKFACE this RAGHEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN IT last straw DOODIE HEAD!

I fucking put ASSRAPING' my comment at the TOP OF THE THONG TASTER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSHOLE the TOP OF HOSER THIS PISS ARTIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKTARD offensive. SHITE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HORSE SHIT people who try FUCK YOU to battle TITTIES'DICK TITS that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-HO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITE it now, but someone said ORGASM' TUBA PORCUPINE'S BALLS'FIST FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUM is a laughing FUCKING A matter. Plus there CAPTAIN CRUNCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PEDOPHILIA Uncyclopedia, there are MONKEY BALLS articles BANGKOK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PRICK stuff. So HOMO that means PICKANINNY stop getting mad at the SHITE first part too and RAT'S COCK talking about the HOMO letter that it's DICKFACE mocking (what BUTTFUCKER letter? I don't even know what ARSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian POMMIE hi self BASTARD even made a really HOLY DUMB FUCK good point. "It's BITCH nothing more POMMIE from a head nod to a TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add TAMPONS onto FUCK YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FELCHMONKEY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS be, because if I were a MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITWANK hilarious. If you POOPY Want facts, go on BUGGER OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHENEY be offended, don't read DIPSHIT the freaking DILDO article anyway.

BOOBS CROTCH DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO GANGBANG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INJUN FLYING FUCK CRAP ON A STICK FUCK OFF

DICK COCKSUCKER INJUN SCROTUM POMMIE CAMEL FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS GANGBANG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS PISS OFF FUCKER BUNG-HOLE DILDO KAFFIR BITCH HELL I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE ALEX TREBEK CONDOMS WILLY WONKA FOUR-EYES SHITCOCK FUCK OFF ANAL TITS & DICKS BITCH CRAP SMEG FRIG BULLCRAP COCKGOBLIN ASSCRACK PISSHOLE YOU WANKER SCROTUM ASSRAMMER ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE FELCHMONKEY CROTCH PRICK MALARKY ASSCRACK FUCKBAG JELLY BEANS CHOAD YOU WANKER DICK CHICKEN PAKI FUCKING A FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK REDSKIN PUSSY TOSSER FLYING FUCK CUNT FUCK FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BEANER CLEMEN PISS OFF MY ASS JAP ASSWIPE ORGASM COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER SHITE FUDGEPACKER DONKEY DICK NIPPLES BAT FUCK INSANE PUSSY FUCKHEAD BITCH BIGNOSE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER WEHATEMARIO JERRY BRUSH MA TEETH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DONGSHOVER PIECE OF SHIT WILLY WONKA BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT SCUMBUCKET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT TITS BUTT PIRATE ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! TOSSER HENTAI SAND NIGGER INBRED POLACK POLESMOKER LAKE TITICACA FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER DAGO CHING CHONG CHINK SHITE BUKKAKE ASS SHITTY PISS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DOUCHE PISS DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER RAT'S ASS INCEST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER COCK ASS I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS INBRED CARPET MUNCHER WANK ARSE GOBSHITE I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK OFF BLUMPKIN POLAK SCUMBAG CHINA IS CAPITALIST TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING A ASS COCKSHITTER DAMN FUCKSTAIN NI NIGGER TITS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE EPIDIDYMIS SLOPE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CROTCH PIG DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK DOG SHIT TWAT FELCHING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES SHITFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER FRED PHELPS VAGINA YOGHURT CANNON FUCKING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASS YOU WANKER PISS ASSWIPE BULLSHIT MILF KIKE SHIT FEWMETS FUCK OFF OH SHI– PRICK WIGGER FUCKHEAD ASS NIGGER GO HOME AND DIE DICKHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO LET'S SHIT ASS BITCH DAMN DICK TITS DUMBASS SHIT TAFFY GARBAGE DAY! RAT'S ASS ARSE ASSHAT CUNT SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT MONKEY BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN ASS NIPPLES ASSCRACK ASS FASCIST FLYING FUCK LIMEY KIKE ASSBANDIT TRANNY SAND NIGGER TACO PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS HEIL HITLER! DAMN CARPET MUNCHER HELLFUCKER DAMN SHITSLINGING FRIG INJUN I WILL END YOU! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS BUTT PIRATE suck my mothers CRAPPY INJUN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TITS CUNT CRAPPER FROG SPIC CUNT PISSHOLE CLEMEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUTTFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! REBECCA BLACK FUCKING DILDO CLUSTER FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAPE CRACKER INBRED DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE NEGRO PICKANINNY COCK FLYING FUCK DOUCHE NAZI RECTUM RAIDER TITS BASTARD LOLCAT SAND NIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GARBAGE DAY! YOU WANKER PISS OFF AY-AY-AY MICK DICKFACE PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU FUCK SHITTY FEWMETS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH CHIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! DONKEY PUNCHER SLOPE CUNTYMINTS FUCKTARD DAMN YOUR MOM RAGHEAD NIGGER BOOBS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BULLCRAP WANK COON FUCK OFF ASSRAPING LICK PUSSY CUM FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BITCH MOLDY TITS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS REDNECK BOYCOTT VIACOM! PICKANINNY SPUNK PUSSY SHITSLINGING FLAMING ASS BADGER JAP FUCKSTAIN ARSEBADGERS 666 BUTT-HEAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT REDNECK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST FLYING RAT'S ASS PROLES FOOTBALL CHINK YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING PORCH MONKEY FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS BUKKAKE DAMN DUMBASS SAGGY TITS ARSE ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER TWO-INCH PENIS CRAPFUCKER FUCKSTAIN INBRED BITCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSFACE DIPSHIT CHIGGER FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN ASSHOLE BITCH FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMMIT CHOAD BALLS LHASA SHITFACE DONGSHOVER FRENCH TICKLER CUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS FEWMETS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS REBECCA BLACK HELLFIRE BELGIUM FUCKWIT CUNT BUTT PIRATE ASSFACE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BASTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITFACE CUNT SHITSKIN MILF DAMN CUNT LAPPER ARSE BONER BUTTFUCKER FUCK COCKSUCKER BELGIUM NIPPLES PUSSY ASS LICKER GOD DAMMIT TWAT BONER OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! KIKE BELLEND JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSBANDIT MOLDY TITS TIT DIRT NEGRO ASSWIPE SMEG FUCK OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL [expletive deleted] BULLSHIT SHITFACE RUSTY TROMBONE FAGGOT GIVING HEAD SPUNK GOD DAMMIT POMMIE HOSER MOLDY TITS BITCH MY COMMUNION WAFER OF NAZI FUCKING A BULLSHIT TACO SHITE BOOBS NIGGER TITS BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER TOSSER GOD DAMMIT GYPSY CLIT CAMEL FUCKER FAG GOBSHITE DAMMIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT VAGINA ORGASM BUTT PIRATE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TAMPONS WANK FELLATIO FUCKBAG DAMN IT JACKASS YOU WANKER MASTURBATION PORCH MONKEY GRIS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT RANDY TRAVIS HAIL SATAN! TWAT SHITSLIDE DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD BITCH FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP ORGASM CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG POOPOO SPUNK GOD DAMN SHITHEAD FUCK CHOAD BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT CHIGGER WINDOWS VISTA COON ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POMMIE DICKFACE BLUE PENIS! FUCKTARD MICK JACKASS SHITCOCK BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BIGNOSE TACO POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN EAT MY SHIT! FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WINDOWS VISTA FASHION BUG BITCH PISS FRIG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BALLS REDSKIN EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKLICK MARGARET THATCHER FUCK YOU CLIT FUCK OFF FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HELL STEVE BALLMER CUNTRAG AUTOFELLATIO GREASER CRAPPY ASS INBRED SHITSLINGING FUCK FUCK ASSWIPE JACKASS SHITHEAD SHITBALLS QUEEF HELLFUCKER BITCH I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK JUSTIN BIEBER SAND NIGGER POLAK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN IT RAPE HELL ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BLUMPKIN HELL ASSCRACK VAGINA BUGGER SHITFACE HOSER BALLS INCEST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM THONG TASTER DYKE BITCH ASSFACE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BOB SAGET MILF WOP FUCKING DEMOCRACY GARBAGE DAY! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK BALL SACK HELLFIRE RAT'S ASS ARSE SOD ARFENHOUSE SEX SHIT DAMN IT WHORE ANAL DAMN DICK TITS JACK OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO SHITE VAGINA JAP GO HOME AND DIE CUNT LAPPER SHITBALLS HORSE PENIS DICK TOTAL BUTT PIRATE POLESMOKER CUNT DAMN SHITSKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTT PIRATE RUSKIE FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU ANAL SCUMBUCKET I RAPE WALRUSES! CLUSTER FUCK BIGNOSE REDSKIN SHITE BUTT-HEAD PIECE OF SHIT SHITE JACK OFF BORDER HOPPER NIPPLES TESTICLE CHOKE PRICK SHIT ORGASM FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE SCROTUM FUCKING ASS FASCIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH PISS ARTIST INBRED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COCKSHITTER ALF SHITTY PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE BUNG-HOLE FUCKING A HORSE PENIS CLEVELAND STEAMER STUB PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAPPY ASS JOHN ELWAY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TACO ASSFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBIES MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE BLUMPKIN DICK IN A BOX PORCH MONKEY GIVING HEAD FUCK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS BENSON SUCKS CUNT ANAL DIABETES BLISTERING BARNACLES LAKE TITICACA FUCKER FAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNTBUCKET POOPY PIECE OF SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! BULLSHIT NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT TITTYWANK ASS TITTYWANK SHITHEAD WIKIPEDIA FUCK OFF BUGGER OFF CHIGGER BULLSHIT CUNTSWILLING PENIS ON A STICK FUCK OFF SACRAMENTO PISS OFF MY ASS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT VAGINA BALLS GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK WANKER D'OH TENTACLE RAPE SHITCOCK MILF SPUNK FUCK NUGGET I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSHAT WANK CHOAD KISSER JERK OFF TITTYWANK NIGNOG PISS ARTIST HELL SHITBALLS SHITFACE FUCK OFF CARPET MUNCHER FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING NIPPLES BALLS DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICK WANKER ARSEBADGERS PECKERHEAD GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT CUNTSWILLING SON OF A BITCH SHIT LIKE A HORSE RAGHEAD SEX WEHATEMARIO SCUMBUCKET PIECE OF SHIT MICK BOOBIES TUBA FUCK A DUCK PIECE OF SHIT WIENER BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU BATHING SUIT AREA ASSRAPING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HADJI FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PISS OFF FUCK OFF CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SEMEN NIGNOG HONKY MOTHERFUCKER URINE-GARGLING DICKFACE CLUSTER FUCK SUITCASE PENIS BUGFUCK SUGARTITS DUMBASS CRAP BASTARD ASSCRACK RAGHEAD ASS DYKE ASS FASHION BUG PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE DAMN RAGHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY NECROPHILIA TRANNY FUCK YOU JERRY BLUMPKIN DOG SHIT SHITE BUTT PIRATE FUCKING CLIT SUCK MY COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK HO FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER BITCH YOGHURT CANNON TAFFY SHITTY DUMBASS FUCK YOU CLIT POLAK NAZI SHIT WETBACK WETBACK KRAUT SEMEN SON OF A BITCH POWERSHIT ORGASM JIZZ DICKFACE POTTYMOUTH TITWANK HAIL SATAN! I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS ARTIST COCKSMOKER GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN ART METAL PRODUCTS GRASS MUD HORSE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TWAT GOD BLESS AMERICA KAFFIR PEEPEE NIGGER CONDOMS GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD CUNT CHOAD TWAT DAMN POWERSHIT HOMO DAMMIT BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY PISS FUCK PIECE OF SHIT FRITZ SHITFACE GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE CLUSTER FUCK TITS & DICKS TITTYWANK NECROPHILIA DIPSHIT BITCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PRICK SHITFACE HELL CUNT PRICK PISSHOLE EMO CUNT NIGNOG SNUFF PORN MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ CLUSTER FUCK CHOAD PUNANI BUTTFUCKER HO HAIL SATAN! FUCKSTAIN WIENER INBRED SUCK MY DICK VANDALISM IS COOL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS ARTIST NEGRO FUCKFACE JOHNNY SON OF A BITCH PEARL NECKLACE OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING CUNTBUCKET ASSHAT BULLCRAP WANKER JACKASS DOUCHE GOD BLESS AMERICA HELL NIGGER FUCK SHITSLINGING FOUR-EYES FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS MICK HAIL SATAN! SHITSLINGING WETBACK DAMN DAMN PISS OFF MASTURBATION CUNT BULLSHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! INBRED DONKEY DICK PEEPEE MARGARET THATCHER NEGRO BALL SACK BULLSHIT ASS BOLLOCKS TITTIES DARTH VADER CROTCH GOATSE WANKER ASSWIPE CHIGGER DAMN TITS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN SUITCASE PENIS HOMO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TACO BONER PENIS ON A STICK DUMBASS VAGINA PEEPEE TRANNY DICKFACE TITS & DICKS FUCKING FUDGEPACKER I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT CLIT PENIS ON A BUN CROTCH FUCKTARD FUCK A DUCK DAMN GARBAGE DAY! CUNT CARPET MUNCHER JOHNNY FUCK GREASER BITCH BONER COCK SUITCASE PENIS FEWMETS SON OF A BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BULLSHIT DAMN NIPPLES FUCK A DUCK PISSHOLE BASTARD COCK HORSE SHIT TOSSER SHITHEAD BORDER HOPPER FUCKING HELL ARSEBADGERS CUNT FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTTFUCKER BONER ASS COCKSMOKER SUGARTITS CLEMEN HITLER REDSKIN DUNE COON ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY ASSHAT FUCK PISS ARTIST YID BOOBS REDNECK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSFACE BOLLOCKS HONKY SHIT BALLS FELCHING WANK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER COCKSMOKER MONKEY BALLS BELGIUM ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SCROTUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKBAG BUGFUCK GYPSY ASSCRACK TOTAL FUCKSTAIN BENCH PRESS BOOBS FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE ASSFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GANGBANG DIPSHIT AY-AY-AY FEWMETS BUKKAKE SHIT CHOAD HONKY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HO CRAPPY QUEEF YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER WHORE FUCKING A BUKKAKE BUGGER FLUFFY CLOUD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH NICARAGUA ARSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITS DILDO ASSHOLE SHITBALLS EPIDIDYMIS TOSSER I RAPE WALRUSES! NAZI FUCKING A ORGASM MARGARET THATCHER TITS & DICKS NEGRO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER DIPSHIT FUCK YOU PEEPEE RAT'S COCK BUKKAKE SCUMBAG TITWANK BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD ANAL DIABETES HONKY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAGHEAD BOB SAGET INBRED FUCK NUGGET POOPOO MALARKY SHITE SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY DAMN INBRED SPUNK FUCK OFF SEX WIKIPEDIA FUCKFACE NAZI SHIT PEARL NECKLACE SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE NIPPLES DOUCHING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSWIPE and with the SHITSLINGING and his GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY of girraffes in which HONKY while reading about SHITE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FEWMETS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICK CHICKEN

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BUGGER OFF funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CUNTRAG subject. If you do not find it funny BANGKOK, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK OFF ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASSCRACK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CAMEL FUCKER joke loses its humour SHITSLINGING when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FLYING RAT'S ASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! NEGRO SUITCASE PENIS PORCH MONKEY ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS!!!!!I <3 COCK

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