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For those without COCKGOBLIN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BULLSHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RUSTY TROMBONE neurochemical FUCK disorder DARTH VADER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JIZZ, sudden SOD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHUT UP, MEG! or BALL SACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITMOUSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ABO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHING CHONG CHINK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOCKIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially GANGBANG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YOU television programs to address CHAV Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKER Tourette's is DICKHEAD not to be PENIS confused with RAT'S COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIGGER random FLYING FUCK disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local KIKE language, [expletive deleted] and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSLINGING RAPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HO souvenir shoppes and massive SHITHEAD quantities MOTHERFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES GOBSHITE garbage.

Darnit.

A SON OF A BITCH Polite Note to the BALLS Author:

The BRITNEY Tourette's HOT GRITS Research Institute was FUCKING JUMP! founded to I AM CORNHOLIO!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article WANKSPLAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSCRACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WANKSPLAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANKSPLAT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourrette's sufferers CHICKEN SHIT swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SPUNK TV, for always focusing on the DARTH VADER bad side of a terrible I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! thing.
  • The main PORCH MONKEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOCKIE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING RAT'S ASS knee PEDOPHILIA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CHRIST OF TABERNACLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes QUEEF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITBALLS school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FOOTBALL sufferers to become CUNTRAG manically depressed and BIRD SHIT commit BITCH suicide.
  • There is no INBRED cure, and the WIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKWIT tics often have adverse NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BATMAN & ROBIN perodol" which caused my entire BLESSED DAMN SAINT body to go SMEG numb and I'LL RAPE YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than LET'S SHIT it is without the BUKKAKE drug.

I am an active member of a BIRD SHIT tourette syndrome STRAWBERRY ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BRITNEY the FUCKING public view of Tourettes as a "SONNY BILL WILLIAMS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I'LL RAPE YOU sorry for NEGRO "hi-jacking" your PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JENKEM this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TACO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN IT, and making fun of a TURD horrible disorder is (not) KIKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNTBUCKET time.

Best SHITBALLS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. POTTYMOUTH Regards to Andrew NIGGER TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE HAS AIDS reply

The PUSSYLICKER bastard who wrote this article. You can CLUSTER FUCK punch him if you HADJI want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GO HOME AND DIE saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my QUEEF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JIZZ Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WIKIPEDIA and BLUMPKIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PIECE OF SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK OFF BAND WITH 4 LET'S SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! JIZZ IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JIZZ'S HOUSE

How SON OF A BITCH to NIGGER cure VAGINA the DICK CHICKEN Tourette's SCROTUM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOU WANKER for BUKKAKE Tourette's BUTT PIRATE Syndrome FUCKWIT is ARSE following TACO these DICKHEAD rules ASS in CLEVELAND STEAMER order:

  • 1: Avoid PRICK immature DIPSHIT little GENITALIA kids,
  • 2: Count to HADJI within I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 10 CUNTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SACRAMENTO MACACA BOOBS nor SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell DILDO yourself you I RAPE WALRUSES! don't PRICK have SAND NIGGER this BONER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HONKY WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JIZZ last straw BOOBS!

I fucking put FUCKWIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE WOP PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF FLYING RAT'S ASS THIS ASSWIPE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKFACE offensive. JERK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MALL SANTA people who try CAMEL JOCKEY to battle ASS'DAMMIT that tight-ass ASS LICKER 17-year-DIPSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHIT OUT OF MY DICK it now, but someone said GOD DAMMIT' DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there DAMN IT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FLAMING ASS BADGER Uncyclopedia, there are SOD OFF articles REDSKIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YID stuff. So SCRATCH! GROUNDER! that means DAMN stop getting mad at the BUTTFUCKER first part too and GYPSY talking about the NIPPLES letter that it's LET'S SHIT mocking (what INBRED letter? I don't even know what ASSCRACK the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUM hi self PISS OFF even made a really CHAV good point. "It's JERRY nothing more ASSHAT from a head nod to a LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD knee tick". ANAL. Which I'll add NAZI onto DICKLICK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COLGATE suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes VENEREAL DISEASE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWAT be, because if I were a PENISBIRD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WETBACK hilarious. If you MILF Want facts, go on FRAK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CRACKER be offended, don't read TWAT the freaking WIGGER article anyway.

LAKE TITICACA RAGHEAD DOG SHIT SOD SHITSLIDE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COCKSUCKER FUCK SHITHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!

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I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! AUTOFELLATIO SHIT MASTURBATION ASSHAT SHITTY ASSCRACK NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! INCEST PISS FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM SHIT KNOBJOCKEY JIGGABOO DOUCHE SHITFACE BASTARD BITCH CUNTRAG CUNNILINGUS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SNUFF PORN JAP GRIS BAT FUCK INSANE BITCH CONDOMS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER SEMEN BUGFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH WANKSPLAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CROTCH SHIT ANAL FUCK BIG FOOT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SCROTUM NI CRAPFUCKER DONKEY DICK SAND NIGGER SHITSKIN BLOWJOB DAMN INCEST HELL GOD DAMMIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHAKOPEE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT JENKEM COCKSMOKER GOD BLESS AMERICA SLOPE FLYING RAT'S ASS LIMEY BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER SHAKOPEE ASSCRACK P'KANG FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT WIKIPEDIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK GENITALIA SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU WANKER NIGGER SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CRACKER RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER HELLFUCKER HOMO DAMN IT RAGHEAD HELL DICKFACE NIPPLES LOGJAMMER MONKEY SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITWANK PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT WETBACK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! [expletive deleted] CUNT TITS & DICKS DICK BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT PISS JIGGABOO PEDOPHILIA BASTARD DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DARTH VADER DICKWAD DICKLICK RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JIZZ GO HOME AND DIE TAMPONS PIG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GARBAGE DAY! SUGARTITS FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITSLINGING GYPSY GREASER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S ASS BASTARD FUCKING FUCKTARD GENITALIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER WHORE GREASER CLIT DAMN FLYING FUCK MAMA MIA BOOBS VANDAL THIS IS A RARE SWEAR PIXIES KU KLUX KLAN ASSCRACK ASS RAT'S COCK WHORE BULLSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! SON OF A BITCH PUSSY RUSTY TROMBONE ORGASM GENITALIA INBRED WALRUS SHIT SNUFF PORN FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK MY COCK SPIC CUNT INVISIBLE! BITCH MOTHERFUCKER 666 SHITFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT WANK SHITTY KNOBJOCKEY BUGFUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HENTAI TOSSER SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD SOD FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA BOYCOTT VIACOM! MALL SANTA POLACK PAKI BITCH SHITTY SHITHEAD FUCKTARD PUSSYLICKER YOU WANK REBECCA BLACK SHITFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PECKERHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT LIKE A HORSE DANDELIONS PISS OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASS RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT WANK CRAPFUCKER suck my mothers DILDO TAMPONS SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE BONER FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT DICK TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DONKEY PUNCHER SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITSLINGING POMMIE BUKKAKE COCKSTUFFER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELLATIO LET'S SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX MOZILLA FIREFOX WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NAZI POLAK FUCKHEAD SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITCOCK FELLATIO FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA HO FUCKBAG THIS IS SPARTA! TITTIES CRACKER MONKEY BALLS MOCKIE PISS ARTIST PENIS DYKE SPUNK INBRED RAT'S ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES STRAWBERRY ASS CUNT SEX RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOU WANKER SHITCOCK FRIG REBECCA BLACK TITMOUSE PRICK TAMPON IN MY ASS TWAT SCUMBUCKET TITS YOU WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS PROXY SITES DAMN PECKERHEAD ASS FIRECROTCH RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK suck my mothers BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK MARGARET THATCHER WANK FRED PHELPS FUCKER ASSHOLE HOMO GO HOME AND DIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ORGASM PISSHOLE SPUNK SHITHEAD HELL TIT DIRT DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT GRINGO ASSHAT FUCKTARD DOG SHIT HADJI CRAPPY ALF FOUR-EYES HOMO BITCH WANKER DAMMIT POMMIE SUCK MY COCK NECROPHILIA BASTARD FUCKER SCUMBUCKET DUMBASS DOUCHING FUCKTARD TIMBER NIGGER DAMN IT ASSHOLE FUCKING BASEBALL SON OF A BITCH LIMEY AMERICA ONLINE QUEEF COCK I WILL KILL YOU! BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKFACE SHITTY HADJI JACKASS HELL SHITE SEMEN BASTARD DAMN IT CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION WANK CUM FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNT SHIT RAT'S COCK SHITBALLS EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKHEAD FAGGOT TAMPON IN MY ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MACACA FUCK YOU GENITALIA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HELL RAT'S COCK SEX JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK SUCK MY DICK ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SOD OFF COON I RAPE WALRUSES! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK ANAL TAMPONS BUGGER CROTCH BULLSHIT CUNTSWILLING SHITBALLS DOT HEAD BIRD SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNTRAG CUNT HAIL SATAN! NIGGER MARY WHITEHOUSE CRAPFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TWO-INCH PENIS BEAVER DAMN IT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PIECE OF SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN POTTYMOUTH SON OF A BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TRANNY DONKEY PUNCHER JIZZ WOP PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SLOPE BUGFUCK TITWANK BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS ASS CRAP ANAL DIABETES FUCK YOU POWERSHIT ASS BULLSHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK JACK OFF NECROPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK YOU MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS JOHNNY FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT ASS HELL FUCKWIT MOCCASINS CUNTYMINTS FUCKWIT DIPSHIT SHITHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES CHIGGER SCROTUM WANKSPLAT WANK DAMN FUCKING BASEBALL ORGASM SHITBALLS TOTAL TIMBER NIGGER PRICK DAMN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TOWELHEAD and with the FUCKING and his BASTARD of girraffes in which PISS while reading about REDSKIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FLYING RAT'S ASS also

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This article is CUNTRAG funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CLEMEN subject. If you do not find it funny NEGRO, it is probably because you are an INBRED MOTHERFUCKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FELCHING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DOUCHE NAZI joke loses its humour VENEREAL DISEASE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WANKSPLAT ignorant, then you wouldn't have JOHNNY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WANK SCUMBAG CUM HELL!!!!!I <3 COCK