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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TOWELHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder CONAN O'BRIAN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POOPOO, sudden BENSON SUCKS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AUTOFELLATIO or RAT'S COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUCK A BIG DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated REDSKIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DUMBASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JAP by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PRICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUGFUCK JAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHOLE utterFUCKance of socially HO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WOODPECKERSHIT television programs to address SON OF A BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

SCUMBAG Tourette's is FEWMETS not to be SOD confused with DUMBASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTY random GIVING HEAD disorientation, culturally-DAMN IT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ORGASM language, ASSHAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places INBRED BONER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities TUBA of ANAL DIABETES TAIWAN garbage.

Darnit.

A FLYING FUCK Polite Note to the ASSHAT Author:

The KAFFIR Tourette's DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Research Institute was BALLS founded to MOTHERFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK YOU article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHING CHONG CHINK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MICK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SEX Tourrette's sufferers CRAPMUNCHER swear. You can ASSHAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TRANNY TV, for always focusing on the CUNTRAG bad side of a terrible NAZI thing.
  • The main NAZI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTSWILLING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHAT knee RECTUM RAIDER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is MOTHERFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELLFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOTHERFUCKER school for GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAPMUNCHER sufferers to become PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM manically depressed and PENIS ON A STICK commit NIPPLES suicide.
  • There is no PISS ARTIST cure, and the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHIGGER tics often have adverse PISS ARTIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S ASS body to go NAZI numb and INBRED basically made it NIGGA! worse than AAAAAAAAA! it is without the FLAMING ASS BADGER drug.

I am an active member of a BELLEND tourette syndrome SHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHAT the SCUMBUCKET public view of Tourettes as a "FELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRACKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PENIS ON A STICK sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your CROTCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! this that really FLYING FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a CRACKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACK OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POLAK, and making fun of a FUCKING horrible disorder is (not) FAGGOT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FEWMETS time.

Best WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. COON Regards to Andrew CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The GRAPE PENIS bastard who wrote this article. You can MOTHERFUCKER punch him if you PIGFUCKER want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my GENITALIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine POOPOO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTY and PEDOPHILIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PICKANINNY BAND WITH 4 TONY LA RUSSA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MAMA MIA HORSE! POOPOO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO POOPOO'S HOUSE

How AMERICA ONLINE to TITWANK cure CAMEL JOCKEY the CUNTBUCKET Tourette's JAP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKFACE for SHAKOPEE Tourette's ARSE Syndrome ASSFACE is TACO following MY ANUS IS BLEEDING these JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS rules ASSHOLE in BEANER order:

  • 1: Avoid EXTRA LONG PENIS immature WANK little SHITE kids,
  • 2: Count to INBRED within HELL 10 FUCKFACEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSHOLE nor PIECE OF SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell HELL yourself you RAGHEAD don't BITCH have GOD DAMMIT this CUNTYMINTS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY BOLLOCKS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOU WANKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the POOPOO last straw PUSSYLICKER!

I fucking put GOOK' my comment at the TOP OF THE TESTICLE CHOKE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BALLS the TOP OF WIKIPEDIA THIS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS OFF offensive. MASTURBATION. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FELLATIO people who try CUNTYMINTS to battle TITTIES'HELLFIRE that tight-ass DILDO 17-year-MOZILLA FIREFOX—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSRAMMER it now, but someone said WALRUS SHIT' SLOPE SHIT'DIPSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing FELLATIO matter. Plus there YOU WANKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PENIS Uncyclopedia, there are TOWELHEAD articles KIDDY FIDDLER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKHEAD stuff. So SHITCOCK that means JACKASS SHIT stop getting mad at the POLESMOKER first part too and WALRUS SHIT talking about the GENITALIA letter that it's ARSE mocking (what BIRD IN THE HOUSE letter? I don't even know what PUNANI the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self PISSHOLE even made a really FUCKTARD good point. "It's FUCKING JUMP! nothing more PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM from a head nod to a CUNT knee tick". SPICY CUNT FUCK. Which I'll add PISS OFF onto SACRAMENTO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PAKI suffer that FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SUCK MY DICK be, because if I were a DAMN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOATSE hilarious. If you ARSE Want facts, go on DAMNATION Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANKER be offended, don't read FROG the freaking BUKKAKE article anyway.

ABO JENKEM SOD DOUCHE PEEPEE NIPPLES FUCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCK YOU FUCKER

ASSRAMMER BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK A DUCK BALLS PORCH MONKEY BITCH FUCKSTAIN BONER NIPPLES POLACK HOMO HITLER DAMN DILDO JACKASS HELLFUCKER CUNT FAG SHITPISSER TITTIES SHIT DOM DeLUISE AMERICA ONLINE PUSSYLICKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BONER VENEREAL DISEASE NEGRO ASSHOLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ALEX TREBEK PORCH MONKEY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITE SEX BOYCOTT VIACOM! MALARKY BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! BITCH ASSFACE BULLSHIT FUCK YOU DAMN FUCK [Insert swear here] LAKE TITICACA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JIZZ DAMN CANNED QUOTES FUCKER suck my mothers BRITNEY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BULLSHIT WANK INBRED JACKASS SHIT TITS PISSHOLE DAMNATION TOTAL SPANK THE MONKEY CUM SEX ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOLLOCKS SHITFACE POLESMOKER DOUCHE TACO SHITE WIKIPEDIA FELCHING SOD HELL IN SACREMENT TITWANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BEANER JAP GOD DAMMIT HELL WHORE FUCKFUCKFUCK WHORE GOD DAMN SEMEN SPIC GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEX BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE PENISFUCK ASS DICKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FELCHING TITS & DICKS ASSFACE EMO SHITTY BUTTFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ INCEST DONKEY DICK WINDOWS VISTA BUGGER FELLATIO BUGGER OFF FUCK YOU UNITED KINGDOM ABO BUKKAKE BALLS SHITFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HELL JIZZ CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCK WINDOWS VISTA ASS LICKER FUCK OFF ASSHAT KOREA LOVER ASS FASCIST SPANK THE MONKEY INBRED O KURWA! SCUMBUCKET MOCKIE MOLDY TITS SUCK MY COCK DICKLICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! POLAK CHIGGER MONKEY SHIT BALLS SCROTUM DAMN JAP GYPSY ASSWIPE DOUCHETITS WETBACK REBECCA BLACK NIGNOG BAT FUCK INSANE GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING CUNTBUCKET ASSHAT PENIS PIGFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DANDELIONS BONER ROSIE O'DONNELL JACKASS SHIT CUNT MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S ASS PUSSY OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH BUGGER OFF LET'S SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES FRAK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ART METAL PRODUCTS WANK ASSRAPING SHITFACE SHIT HELL CAMEL JOCKEY PISS ARTIST QUEEF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JOHN ELWAY DICKLICK GIVING HEAD BIRD SHIT POOPOO SACRAMENTO SHITSKIN SNUFF PORN DONKEY DICK FUCK BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DILDO CLEMEN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PISS ARTIST SEX FUCKSTAIN NEOPETS SOD GOOK BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIPPLES INBRED CHOAD WEHATEMARIO DAMN ASSFACE OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S COCK AAAAAAAAA! NIGGER CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PISS NIGNOG MOTHERFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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FUCKER SEMEN KIDDY FIDDLER COCKSUCKER YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MOLDY TITS ASSHOLE KITTENS RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT BLOWJOB FUCKTARD RAGHEAD SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER DEVELOPERS! RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU SEMEN CONDOMS TITWANK DOG SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER TAMPONS BITCH NIGGER FUCK HENTAI ANAL DOG SHIT ASS LICKER JACKASS SHIT SUGARTITS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIPSHIT DIPSHIT BONER ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA HELL CHICKEN SHIT HEIL HITLER! NAZI DICKFACE CLUSTER FUCK FUCKSTAIN BONER CUNNILINGUS CLUSTER FUCK CRAP CUNT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DUNE COON VAGINA ASSHOLE JUSTIN BIEBER MALARKY FUCKING A PUSSY BUGFUCK JOHN ELWAY BORDER HOPPER HOMO FUCKSTAIN EXTRA LONG PENIS BOOBIES SHITE CHICKEN SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEAVER SACRAMENTO MARGARET THATCHER FEMADOM DAMMIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! RAT'S ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANKER YOUR MOM PEDOPHILIA SHIT PEARL NECKLACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING A 30 CASES OF PICKLES SIGMUND FREUD DICKFACE PUSSY HOSER PISSHOLE RUSKIE POMMIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS PEEPEE PISS ARTIST CHIGGER WANKER THONG TASTER MILF NIGNOG FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FEMADOM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TIT DIRT SHITE WIKIPEDIA JENKEM MAMA MIA SHITFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER [EXPLETIVE] COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCKGOBLIN RAPE DAMN WALRUS SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELL PISS ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BONG FUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY FEMADOM HOMO INBRED RECTUM RAIDER POLACK CHRIS CHAN JESSE McCARTNEY FELCHMONKEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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OSTRICH MY ASS SHITE BORDER HOPPER PIECE OF SHIT BUGFUCK RIGHTS PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX CHIGGER ANUSCAKE DOUCHE CLUSTER FUCK GREASER PISS OFF JENKEM DUNE COON CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ARSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POOPOO CUNTRAG JAP DICKFACE NEGRO BIG FOOT CUM COCK DIPSHIT DUMBASS DICKHEAD SHIT FUCKER GOBSHITE BOON [Insert swear here] PUSSYLICKER GIVING HEAD FUCKING REDNECK FUCKSTAIN PENISFUCK SHIT PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY TAMPON IN MY ASS ANAL DIABETES QUEEF FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS DAMN HELLFUCKER TAMPONS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAPE DICKWAD SHITBALLS WANK BLUE PENIS! 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CHOAD SEMEN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY PENIS ON A STICK FUCK DOM DeLUISE I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT CLIT BUTT-HOLE GOAT DICK PRICK INJUN FAG TIBETAN BUDDHISM LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BUGGER OFF ASSHOLE ANAL DIABETES CUNTBUCKET SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MOCCASINS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOM DeLUISE CRAP ON A STICK FUCK FUCK YOU CUNT ARSE CLUSTER FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY REDNECK RAT'S COCK VENEREAL DISEASE DAGO BALL SACK HORSE PENIS DAMMIT FUCK FELCHING WANK CHENEY CHICKEN SHIT JERRY ASS JAP SHITE VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS RAGHEAD PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE ARSE CUM FUCKER YOU WANKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HO FROG'S FAT ASS BUTT PIRATE VAGINA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOLDY TITS FUCKTARD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH DILDO TITTIES FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT BONG SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT KIKE FUCK WANK DAMN INBRED TITS ANAL WIKIPEDIA DELICIOUS CAKE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHINK INBRED DILDO CUNNILINGUS INCEST HITLER CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BIGNOSE HO VENEREAL DISEASE SON OF A BITCH TRANNY CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKWIT LOLCAT ARSEBADGERS HOLY DUMB FUCK TWAT ASSRAMMER 30 CASES OF PICKLES POO POO BLOWJOB ASSRAPING HOLY DUMB FUCK HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TAFFY TESTICLE CHOKE NIGNOG [Insert swear here] SLOPE DAMN MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING BITCH ANAL CUNT BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK DIPSHIT BOOBIES REDNECK WOP WANK DAGO BUTTFUCKER BITCH THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! SHITHEAD GARBAGE DAY! FENCE JUMPER CRAPPY BAT FUCK INSANE SEX DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PIGFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS REDSKIN DAMN FUCKING LIMEY FUCKFUCKFUCK BUTTFUCKER PUSSY CHOAD TWISTY VAGINA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHING YOUR MOM DAMN SHITFACE SUCK MY COCK KRAUT FUCKING SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITBALLS SHITBALLS BALL SACK FOREIGN CURRENCY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK FRENCH TICKLER WANKSPLAT FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS MONKEY SHIT PUSSY DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE [Insert swear here] NIGGER VAGINA BALLS SCUMBAG ASS WANK BELGIUM HAIL SATAN! HOSER WANKSPLAT BELLEND CUNT CRAPPER DAMN ASS AMERICA ONLINE SUGARTITS ROSIE O'DONNELL RAPE WANKER HOSER CRAP ON A STICK EXTRA LONG PENIS TITS & DICKS BOOBS SHITFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT WANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLUSTER FUCK FELCHMONKEY CAMEL JOCKEY NORTH KOREA PEDOPHILIA O KURWA! YID BULLSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS PENIS SON OF A BITCH HELL TIT DIRT TITS COCK FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT GIVING HEAD HORSE SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS SCROTUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TURD BUTT-HEAD SHITE ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WANKER GRINGO SHITCUNTING I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT WIENER BEAVER KIKE RICK MORANIS PENIS SHAKOPEE WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FELLATIO GOD DAMN CHOAD BASTARD INBRED TITWANK DAMN FUCK YOU PUSSY MOCKIE TRANNY COCK FAG DIPSHIT FELCHING All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BASTARD SHITPISSER ORGASM FUCKTARD MARCH OF FLAMES BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TITWANK HOMO CAMEL JOCKEY SUCK A BIG DICK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SHITFUCKER WANK CUNT DAMMIT RAT'S COCK GRINGO PUNANI WIENER FELLATIO [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] PIECE OF SHIT CLIT SCUMBAG BULLSHIT JAP FRIG PISS ARTIST WANK SHITHEAD PISS OFF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY BIRD SHIT BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DILDO CHING CHONG CHINK SOD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOCKIE DUMBASS CUNTBUCKET All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TRANNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FENCE JUMPER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN SHIT DOG FUCKER JAP BOOBIES SEX POMMIE DOUCHE PENISFUCK FUCKFACE SHITHEAD BASTARD FUCK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSFACE DOG SHIT FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRIS MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY DICK CHICKEN JOHN SMILEY FACE NIGNOG TAMPONS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS DOUCHING BELGIUM PISS SHITE PISS BUTT PIRATE CUNT WINDOWS VISTA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CRAPFUCKER RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK FUCKING FUCKWIT FIST FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY GOOK REDSKIN GOD DAMMIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ALF CLEMEN DAMN IT SHITHEAD SHIT DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE BALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PENIS FUCKWIT TITTIES RAT'S COCK SHITTY BOOBS POMMIE POTTYMOUTH RAT'S COCK PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS VAGINA SCUMBAG NIGGER TITS CRAPMUNCHER WANK FUCK JIGGABOO POTTYMOUTH FEWMETS SHITCUNTING NIPPLES FUCKFACE INBRED SHITHEAD SUCK MY DICK SHITTY CARPET MUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS [expletive deleted] SHITCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS PECKERHEAD HELLFIRE SACRAMENTO STEVE BALLMER DICKLICK SHIT ARSE SHIT BITCH LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PENIS EMO BIGNOSE GOD BLESS AMERICA ANAL MOTHERFUCKER 666 WANK FIST FUCK NEGRO BONER FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD FEMADOM FELCHING DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK HUMAN RIGHTS BOB SAGET SHITTY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN NEGRO HELL MOCKIE Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CONDOMS and with the ASSWIPE and his CUNTBUCKET of girraffes in which FUCKTARD while reading about BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT also

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This article is BONG funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WANK subject. If you do not find it funny WOP, it is probably because you are an INBRED HELL ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DOG SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DILDO joke loses its humour ASSWIPE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKHEAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! KRAUT WIENER TWISTY VAGINA ASSHAT PISSHOLE!!!!!I <3 COCK