Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without PENIS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CUNTING ASSCRACK article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BIG FOOT neurochemical FUCK disorder AUTOFELLATIO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKSTUFFER or MONKEY SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUTT PIRATE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HENTAI way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BORDER HOPPER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SLOPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANKSPLAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKTARD CAMEL JOCKEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SEX utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFUCKER television programs to address I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKSTAIN Tourette's is MILF not to be DIPSHIT confused with DICKWAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying P'KANG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER OFF random SACRAMENTO disorientation, culturally-BENSON SUCKS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MALL SANTA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHNNY language, RAGHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MALL SANTA CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WETBACK souvenir shoppes and massive MICK quantities ARSE of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITCOCK Polite Note to the SCUMBUCKET Author:

The COCKSHITTER Tourette's BULLCRAP Research Institute was BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA founded to DONGSHOVER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FEWMETS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUM article PEARL NECKLACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HONKY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or I'LL RAPE YOU changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DIPSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PICKANINNY Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CRAP ON A STICK Tourrette's sufferers ARSE swear. You can YID blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOG SHIT TV, for always focusing on the ASS LICKER bad side of a terrible ASSHAT thing.
The main DICK CHICKEN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TIBET involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLUSTERFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIPPLES knee HEIL HITLER! NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is NAZI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHICKEN SHIT school for JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BULLSHIT sufferers to become DAMMIT manically depressed and HO commit CUNT suicide.
There is no MALARKY cure, and the TAFFY drugs that are available to, "calm" the FEMADOM tics often have adverse BUTT PIRATE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna 30 CASES OF PICKLES perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go WILLY WONKA numb and CHOAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than POLACK it is without the CC PLZ drug.

I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome TWAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUTTFUCKER the PISSHOLE public view of Tourettes as a "INBRED swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKSUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? sorry for CUNT LAPPER "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMMIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WIENER this that really GRINGO annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITWANK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be VAGINA, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) WANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLIT time.

Best SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. SMEG Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON bastard who wrote this article. You can BUTTFUCKER punch him if you PENISFUCK want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my RAT'S COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASS and MILF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHAV music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CRAP ON A STICK BAND WITH 4 SPUNK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ARSEBADGERS HORSE! ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASS'S HOUSE

How FEMADOM to RAT'S ASS cure SHITE the SHITFACE Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JESSE McCARTNEY for MASTURBATION Tourette's PIGFUCKER Syndrome WETBACK is DAMN following ASS these SHITE rules GIVING HEAD in JACKASS order:

1: Avoid BITCH immature LET'S SHIT little FAGGOT kids,
2: Count to FUCKTARD within GO HOME AND DIE 10 FUCKERseconds,
3: Do not open your SMEG BALL SACK DOG FUCKER nor PIECE OF SHIT talk,
4: Tell FUCKSTAIN yourself you COLGATE don't CONSENSUS have CRAP this BUTT PIRATE disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MILF WITH NASTY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASS last straw FOUR-EYES!

I fucking put SHITE' my comment at the TOP OF THE JIZZ PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TURD the TOP OF NI THIS DAMNATION ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSCRACK offensive. DAMMIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKHEAD people who try I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! to battle DAMN IT'SHITCUNTING that tight-ass REBECCA BLACK 17-year-RAT'S ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FLYING FUCK it now, but someone said WINDOWS VISTA' ARSE CUNNILINGUS'CHICKEN SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CARPET MUNCHER is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK articles CONDOMS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PRICK stuff. So BRITNEY that means DICKHEAD stop getting mad at the FUCKSTAIN first part too and CUNT talking about the FUCKTARD letter that it's GO COUNT YOUR DICK mocking (what MARGARET THATCHER letter? I don't even know what POLACK the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOZILLA FIREFOX hi self CRAP even made a really DAMN good point. "It's COCKSUCKER nothing more [expletive deleted] from a head nod to a TITTYWANK knee tick". SCUMBUCKET. Which I'll add SON OF A BITCH onto DAMN IT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RUSKIE suffer that BUTTFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITTY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITE be, because if I were a YOU WANKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAPE hilarious. If you PEDOPHILIA Want facts, go on COCKSMOKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BIRD SHIT be offended, don't read MONKEY'S UNCLE the freaking ROSIE O'DONNELL article anyway.

DUMBASS DICK SHIT MOCCASINS RAT'S ASS SUCK MY DICK CUNT RAT'S COCK I AM CORNHOLIO! BULLSHIT

ANAL DIABETES SHITE CC PLZ RICK MORANIS BOOBIES ARSE ARSE DAMN FUCKBAG AUTOFELLATIO CROTCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MARGARET THATCHER JUNGLE BUNNY CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT GOD DAMN CHOAD JOHN ELWAY ASSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CONDOMS WETBACK SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS FAGGOT PUSSY TURD RUSTY TROMBONE RAPE KIKE VAGINA ASS LICKER COCKSUCKER CUNT FIRECROTCH TAFFY POLACK FUCKWIT EXTRA LONG PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS RAPE WANK TWAT DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS BOOBIES ARSEBADGERS BAT FUCK INSANE REBECCA BLACK JUNGLE BUNNY FASHION BUG SHITSLINGING ASS HADJI FUDGEPACKER MONKEY BALLS NICARAGUA DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT DAMN O CANADA NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! POOPOO DOG SHIT DIPSHIT TITS GOD DAMN CLIT I WILL END YOU! POO POO BLOWJOB SHITTY COCK DAMN IT FUCKING NAZI INBRED TITS & DICKS CHRISTHUMPER ASS SHIT BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE SPUNK FLYING FUCK CHIGGER NECROPHILIA FUCKER PENIS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RAT'S ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK NAZI SON OF A BITCH WALRUS SHIT JERK OFF WALRUS SHIT JERRY PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ARSE PENIS BOOBS CRAPPY LET'S SHIT CRAPMUNCHER TWO-INCH PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FEWMETS FUCK ASSHOLE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSCRACK DONKEY PUNCHER GYPSY SHIT HOSER HENTAI MELAMINE SHITTY POOPOO SHITFUCKER PUSSYLICKER TIT SPRINKLES PIG I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT NIGGER TITS FUCKTARD BITCH FUCK NUGGET WILLY WONKA WIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOD DAMMIT DUNE COON DIPSHIT POMMIE ASS SHITHEAD TWAT PEDOPHILIA GENITALIA ASSCRACK WANK GOBSHITE KIKE FUCK OFF MASTURBATION FUCKING A NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CONAN O'BRIAN SON OF A BITCH SPIC LICK PUSSY MOCKIE COCKSUCKER CUNTSWILLING PENIS BUTT PIRATE PENIS ON A STICK SON OF A BITCH SCROTUM SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD BONER ASSFACE REBECCA BLACK WANK POMMIE DOUCHING COCK POTTYMOUTH FELLATIO BATHING SUIT AREA MOCCASINS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT REDSKIN DOM DeLUISE GENITALIA ASS FASCIST FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN BIRD SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT POOPY BOB SAGET SAND NIGGER BASTARD CHUFF SHIT PORCH MONKEY LONGCAT IS LONG MOCCASINS TOWELHEAD TWISTY VAGINA FAGGOT DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY GO HOME AND DIE FUCK BITCH JACKASS SHIT SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHIGGER ASS BELGIUM PENIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SEMPRINI LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER ASSFACE POO POO BLOWJOB NI COCK TIMBER NIGGER FUCKFACE SHITCUNTING SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNT FUCKING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHORE ASSFACE ARSE CRACKER BUTTFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER POLACK FRENCH TICKLER ASSWIPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITFACE GYPSY PISS BULLCRAP KAFFIR CLIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHIT DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUDGEPACKER RAT'S ASS HELL FUCKING A HELL POLAK ASSHOLE GANGBANG ASSWIPE POMMIE KAFFIR TURD DONKEY PUNCHER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKING A ASS FUCKHEAD LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT WETBACK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUSSYLICKER DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S ASS FEWMETS FUCKBAG SHITSKIN RUSTY TROMBONE TRANNY DICKHEAD GRIS FUCKING HELL FALUN GONG DICKFACE ARSEBADGERS TWISTY VAGINA WANK SHIT PRICK FENCE JUMPER FUCK COCKSMOKER ASSHAT CROTCH SLOPE D'OH FUCKFACE CROTCH WHORE SPANK THE MONKEY BULLSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LICK PUSSY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN TITS DUMBASS BEAVER DYKE MALARKY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SUCK A BIG DICK CAMEL FUCKER ANAL DIABETES BUGGER DONKEY PUNCHER TWAT SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP DICKWAD BITCH DICKFACE FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK RAGHEAD DICKHEAD FUCKTARD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JAP FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT SHITTY pen0r SHITHEAD SHITE FEWMETS ARSE CROTCH SHITTY COON HOSER FUCKER COCK JERRY PISS DICK FELLATIO JOHNNY GOD DAMN RAPE DICK CHICKEN MALARKY FAGGOT FUCK YOU TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK BEAVER FUCKER BUTT PIRATE WHITE PEOPLE BELLEND BUTT PIRATE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT PENISBIRD SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS WANK ASSWIPE DICK POTTYMOUTH JERRY BIRD SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES JAP REBECCA BLACK BUGGER 666 pen0r TAMPONS QUEEF BASTARD COCK BATHING SUIT AREA BANGKOK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BOLLOCKS SHITCOCK DOUCHE NAZI DILDO NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! NEGRO CUNNILINGUS NICARAGUA SEMEN FRED PHELPS CLIT BOON WANK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK BALL SACK pen0r HELL CHOAD KISSER MICK CUNNILINGUS PENISBIRD HORSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK MASTURBATION GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITE CHENEY CAMEL JOCKEY CRAPMUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD HADJI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PRICK MACACA DELICIOUS CAKE BOOBS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER NIPPLES GOD BLESS AMERICA REDNECK BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSLIDE KNOBJOCKEY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SUCK MY DICK CRACKER BOB SAGET CHAV BUTTFUCKER BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK CUNT AY-AY-AY DARTH VADER SCUMBAG CHENEY REBECCA BLACK ASS CRAP SACRAMENTO NAZI JESSE McCARTNEY VAGINA DOT HEAD POWERSHIT WHITE POWER YOUR MOM JAP MONKEY SHIT NAZI BOOBS WIKIPEDIA BONER PASTURE FUCKER ASSRAMMER DOUCHEBAG NIGGER CHIGGER ASSHOLE PEEPEE P'KANG PISS ARTIST POMMIE DOUCHEBAG RAT'S ASS GO HOME AND DIE BUGFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BIG FOOT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK A DUCK FUCK OFF PEDOPHILIA WANK FUCKING DAMN SHITE TITS TWO-INCH PENIS COCKGOBLIN CUNTING ASSCRACK TWAT RAT'S COCK SHITE FUCK BUGFUCK CLEMEN FUCKING SHITE PISS OFF DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST SHITFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SOD CLIT FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN POMMIE JOHN SMILEY FACE PUSSY SCUMBUCKET NAZI DICKFACE BITCH GYPSY FUCKFACE BULLCRAP DOG FUCKER JACKASS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CROTCH CUNT DARTH VADER WANK FUCKWIT NIPPLES ASS DICKFACE BELLEND FUCKSTAIN VAGINA GYPSY TITTYWANK CUNTRAG BIGNOSE NAZI TITS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FAGGOT CUNT PISS CLUSTERFUCK LAKE TITICACA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DONALD RUMSFELD FUDGEPACKER BEAVER NIPPLES BASTARD FUCK OFF GENITALIA PISS ARTIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REBECCA BLACK BUGFUCK SHITSLINGING HELL BELGIUM TRANNY GOD DAMMIT INCEST FUCKHEAD WHORE FUCK CUNTYMINTS MALARKY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BULLSHIT GRINGO JACKASS DOG FUCKER VAGINA SHITFACE FUCK OFF CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKHEAD FUCK CLIT ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! FUCKING JUMP! FUCKWIT DAGO ALEX TREBEK REDSKIN BITCH ASSCRACK SHITE BUGGER BOOBS SHITHEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKBAG GOATSE HAIL SATAN! SON OF A BITCH GOAT DICK FUCKTARD HELL BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK YOU SUCK MY DICK ARSE BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PISS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! ORGASM RAGHEAD FENCE JUMPER REDSKIN FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS NI TIMBER NIGGER DICK CHINK RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD suck my mothers SHITFACE SHITFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE MALARKY PAKI FUCKBAG WANK RAT'S COCK MALL SANTA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HO PEEPEE DOUCHING SHITTY COCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! HELL KRAUT DOG SHIT BASTARD QUEEF CHUFF RECTUM RAIDER SHITE BLUMPKIN TITTYWANK KRAUT HELL D'OH ASSFACE ASSWIPE POLACK MOTHERFUCKER DICKWAD RAGHEAD SCUMBAG FUCK YOU FUCK JACKASS DELICIOUS CAKE SOD OFF TIMBER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER ABO TIT DIRT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER SHITFUCKER BELLEND DICK FUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON VENEREAL DISEASE HOMO SHITCOCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS STEVE BALLMER RAPE FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE HELLFUCKER BITCH POOPOO GOD DAMN FUCKER CUNTRAG WALRUS SHIT MAMA MIA SHITE BLUMPKIN SHITFUCKER BITCH SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS SHITFACE POOPY CHIGGER MOLDY TITS ASSHAT FUCKING MOCKIE [Insert silly non-swear here] MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MASTURBATION FIST FUCK FUCKING A ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT GOD DAMMIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH NIGGER CARPET MUNCHER ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER FUCK YOU WETBACK BASTARD FUCK SHIT FUCKFACE JAP BUTT PIRATE GRINGO BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS suck my mothers HELL FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU INBRED RAT'S ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOU WANKER GOATSE ABO SHITE GYPSY FUCKTARD PUSSY SON OF A BITCH SHIT PRICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD KRAUT BUTTFUCKER ARSE HORSE SHIT WEHATEMARIO BOB SAGET SHITHEAD CHRISTHUMPER AY-AY-AY AUTOFELLATIO HOLY DUMB FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITTYWANK BASTARD BASTARD VAGINA PEEPEE WARNER MUSIC GROUP [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] TWAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BITCH SHITSLINGING SCROTUM FUCK NAZI IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TWAT CC PLZ GOD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER CUNT RAT'S ASS VAGINA FUCKFACE DARTH VADER COON FUCK SUCK MY DICK FUCKBAG BITCH BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST CAPTAIN CRUNCH PISS ASS FUCKTARD POOPOO BUTT PIRATE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNTRAG MICK ASSRAPING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT WIGGER WANK SHITHEAD MASTURBATION DAMN GIVING HEAD FUCKING A JAP PISS OFF COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE WANKSPLAT CUNT SHITSLINGING CHRISTHUMPER TACO INCEST YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD CHICKEN FRIES ASSHOLE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE TITMOUSE ASS DICKFACE FUCKBAG DICK CUNT FUCKING RAT'S ASS MILF AY-AY-AY LIMEY CHUFF DICKLICK WIENER NECROPHILIA FELCHING CHICKEN FRIES SHIT SHIT HELL TACO ASSHAT YUKY DOODY DAMN ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE NIPPLES CONAN O'BRIAN TITTIES CRAP SUITCASE PENIS EPIDIDYMIS TITWANK FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK CARPET MUNCHER TWO-INCH PENIS STRAWBERRY ASS TITS & DICKS FUCKING ABO JACKASS SHITFACE MAMA MIA CUNNILINGUS MONKEY BALLS PENIS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RANDY TRAVIS SHITTY REDNECK FUCKHEAD BELGIUM CUNNILINGUS RAGHEAD GO HOME AND DIE FELLATIO FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG BEANER BONER SNUFF PORN FAGGOT DICKWAD MACACA BONER FROG'S FAT ASS HO FUCKER RAT'S ASS HOSER ARSE JERK OFF HELL WIKIPEDIA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU SHIT TACO SHIT PRICK PEDOPHILIA MASTURBATION WANK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK pen0r FUCKWIT WEHATEMARIO CRAPMUNCHER COON I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT ASSFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DONGSHOVER FALSE BENSON CRACKER ABO CUNT FUCK NIGGER HELL FELLATIO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CARPET MUNCHER SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKTARD DAMN PENIS FUCK SHITFACE VAGINA THONG TASTER JAP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKWIT MILF MACACA SLOPE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HORSE SHIT HELL ASSWIPE PISSHOLE DICKHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOD BLESS AMERICA PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD DUNE COON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHINK COMMUNIST DILDO DICKFACE HELL BUKKAKE DAMN NIGGER TITS NICARAGUA I'LL RAPE YOU FROG'S FAT ASS WIENER FUDGEPACKER FUCKING HORSE SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT LAPPER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKFUCKFUCK D'OH SAGGY TITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH FAGGOT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS YOU WANKER HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY SHIT FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN COCK GARBAGE DAY! FRITZ ORGASM LAKE TITICACA ASSHAT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK TITS HORSE PENIS MONKEY BALLS ASSCRACK FUCK BUTTFUCKER CHOAD KISSER BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT CUNT FLYING FUCK FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK NIGGER ASS FUCKSTAIN HELL PIECE OF SHIT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS TITTYWANK SHITFUCKER DILDO GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER FUCKING A SOD OFF FUCK SHIT COON WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD POMMIE BORDER HOPPER WIKIPEDIA WIENER SHIT NEGRO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNT PRICK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK REBECCA BLACK BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK BUGGER THONG TASTER COON TIMBER NIGGER ASSRAMMER BOOBS VAGINA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POOPY CUNT FENCE JUMPER WANK INJUN DIPSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY DUMBASS CUNTSWILLING ANUSCAKE GIVING HEAD HO DOG FUCKER FUCK FEWMETS RAT'S COCK DOUCHING BELLEND DICKFACE ABO CLEMEN WANKSPLAT TOWELHEAD ASS JIZZ ASSCRACK DAMN FRAK DICK TITS COCKSMOKER PISS ARTIST POLACK NIGGER FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS PECKERHEAD WIGGER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PAKI BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH COLGATE CHINK FUCKSTAIN PICKANINNY ORGASM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD GOAT DICK FRENCH TICKLER BLOWJOB DAMMIT JIZZ EMO WIKIPEDIA RUSKIE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WANKSPLAT SHIT DAMN DOG FUCKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BRUSH MA TEETH TITWANK DICKLICK ANUSCAKE ASS FUDGEPACKER WANK RAPE Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKFACE and with the BOB SAGET and his BUTT PIRATE of girraffes in which FUCKSTAIN while reading about SCRATCH! GROUNDER!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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