Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ABO neurochemical FUCK disorder PEDOPHILIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSRAPING, sudden FLYING FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKFACE or [expletive deleted] vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RICK MORANIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PRICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WALRUS SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PICKANINNY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NIGGER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PEARL NECKLACE utterFUCKance of socially PISS objectionable words).
TITTYWANK Tourette's is ASSWIPE not to be CRACKER confused with PISS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INBRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MONKEY SHIT random BUGFUCK disorientation, culturally-NICARAGUA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKHEAD language, TITTYWANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMMIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NAZI souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities [expletive deleted] of ANAL DIABETES HADJI garbage.
Darnit.
A TITS & DICKS Polite Note to the HELL Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHING CHONG CHINK article TESTICLE CHOKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITTY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COON.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK YOU Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CRAPMUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers FAG swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING A TV, for always focusing on the CONDOMS bad side of a terrible FUCKHEAD thing.
- The main LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BORDER HOPPER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HOMO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee JERK OFF NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GO COUNT YOUR DICK school for PISS ARTIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD manically depressed and WIENER commit DAMN IT suicide.
- There is no HADJI cure, and the DICKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKSMOKER tics often have adverse SPUNK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TRANNY perodol" which caused my entire INBRED body to go ARSE numb and FELLATIO basically made it NIGGA! worse than EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA it is without the SHITFUCKER drug.
I am an active member of a GOD DAMMIT tourette syndrome KIKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YOU SUCK BALLS the PORCH MONKEY public view of Tourettes as a "ARFENHOUSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHE NAZI much much (hand spasms) more...
I am PEARL NECKLACE sorry for WANKSPLAT "hi-jacking" your WANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS SHIT this that really FRIG annoys me. I am working towards a CUNNILINGUS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS SHIT, and making fun of a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS horrible disorder is (not) CLIT funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! time.
Best FUCKWIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply
As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society PRINCE PHILIP.
Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen
P.S. PISS OFF Regards to Andrew WEHATEMARIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply
As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE HAS AIDS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?
Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELLATIO saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my HORSE SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine ASSRAPING Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BASTARD and DICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS OFF BAND WITH 4 POTTYMOUTH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SCROTUM HORSE! ASSRAPING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSRAPING'S HOUSE
How COCK to CUNT cure BORDER HOPPER the SHITPISSER Tourette's TRANNY Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment PISSHOLE for TUBA Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome PUSSYLICKER is DUMBASS following SHIT these SHITE rules BUKKAKE in ASSHAT order:
- 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE immature BUTTFUCKER little JIGGABOO kids,
- 2: Count to BALLS within DAMN 10 BLESSED DAMN SAINTseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FELLATIO RECTUM RAIDER TIMBER NIGGER nor CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT talk,
- 4: Tell NEGRO yourself you SUCK COCKS IN HELL! don't TIT DIRT have CLEMEN this DOUCHE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY HOSER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FELLATIO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the ASSRAPING last straw GOATSE!
I fucking put RAPE' my comment at the TOP OF THE I DON'T HAVE AIDS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FLYING FUCK the TOP OF I CAN AFFORD FOOD THIS CRAP ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD BLESS AMERICA offensive. OSTRICH MY ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SECOND BALLS people who try PEDOPHILIA to battle BITCH'FAGGOT that tight-ass DILDO 17-year-DOT HEAD—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! it now, but someone said POTTYMOUTH' BUKKAKE YOU WANKER'pen0r on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITTY is a laughing CHOAD KISSER matter. Plus there HEIL HITLER! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are JERK OFF articles FRENCH TICKLER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NIGGER stuff. So FUCKER that means FAG stop getting mad at the ASSHOLE first part too and GOD DAMMIT talking about the KIKE letter that it's DAMMIT mocking (what FIST FUCK letter? I don't even know what FROG the heck you're talking about). Adrian MAMA MIA hi self CUNT even made a really PISS good point. "It's MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! nothing more PIECE OF SHIT from a head nod to a MASTURBATION knee tick". DRAMA. Which I'll add GOBSHITE onto PIGFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BASTARD suffer that JENKEM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAT'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS ARTIST be, because if I were a BULLSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSHOLE hilarious. If you SEX Want facts, go on WOMEN'S RIGHTS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TENTACLE RAPE be offended, don't read [expletive deleted] the freaking DOUCHING article anyway.
SACRAMENTO FUCKWIT FUCK YOU HELL SHITSLINGING TITTIES RUSTY TROMBONE SHITTY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITMOUSE
WANK NIGGER TITS SHITTY DAMN BASTARD SHITE BOOBIES RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT LAKE TITICACA MOZILLA FIREFOX MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! FUCKHEAD GENITALIA WHORE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HOMO POLESMOKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BELGIUM FUCK NUGGET TITTYWANK DOUCHE GOD DAMN SEMEN HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER AY-AY-AY RAT'S ASS SHAKOPEE GENITALIA ASS SCROTUM GO HOME AND DIE BORDER HOPPER TIT DIRT ASSFACE BRITNEY O CANADA WETBACK MARY WHITEHOUSE MOTHERFUCKER SMEG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NIGGER BOOBS TIT SPRINKLES SHITTY DICKHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP NEGRO PENIS ON A STICK ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT pen0r HELL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WANKSPLAT SHITE CUNNILINGUS REDSKIN TITS & DICKS ASSHAT DOM DeLUISE CHOAD KISSER BITCH HADJI CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING SCUMBAG FUCK YOU VENEREAL DISEASE MILF BITCH DOUCHEBAG POMMIE TITWANK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ARSE SHIT TWAT WANK MASTURBATION SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKTARD OPINION TRANNY CHOLERA IS FUN! FROG FUCK OFF BIGNOSE SHITHEAD FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER CUM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR POLACK BITCH PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN HELL RUSTY TROMBONE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ARSE FUCKTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HELL MAMA MIA BEAVER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD FUCKWIT GOBSHITE D'OH FUCKTARD SOD OFF MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CHICKEN FRIES SHITFUCKER CLEMEN POMMIE FIST FUCK COCK MILF NIGGER SUGARTITS TWAT DICK CHICKEN NIGNOG CUNT FLYING FUCK FELCHING MARY WHITEHOUSE FELLATIO CRACKER SHITTY BITCH HAIL SATAN! CROTCH BULLCRAP COON FUCK OFF HELL FAGGOT CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE BELGIUM GO COUNT YOUR DICK JACKASS COCK BONER WOODPECKERSHIT FOUR-EYES FRIG DOUCHE LOGJAMMER FUCKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKER SHITE FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES PRICK NECROPHILIA CUNT CHRISTHUMPER FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE FUCKTARD FRITZ DICKFACE FUCK YOU SEMEN FUCKTARD ASSFACE RAPE BASTARD WIKIPEDIA ASS CHOAD KISSER COMMUNIST DILDO DICKLICK STRAWBERRY ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSWIPE SEX DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! OH SHI– CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO WANK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HELL COCKSMOKER FUCK INBRED RAT'S COCK NIGGER ASS STEVE BALLMER POLESMOKER FUCK SAND NIGGER DICKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ WIENER BATHING SUIT AREA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DONALD RUMSFELD PENIS ON A BUN TITS & DICKS TWISTY VAGINA CUNTSWILLING BUTT PIRATE CRAPFUCKER BONER MOLDY TITS KAFFIR BONER SHITE DOUCHE NAZI DONGSHOVER PORCH MONKEY PISS ARTIST KAFFIR POLAK JERRY MOCCASINS BIRD SHIT SPIC FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? STRAWBERRY ASS DICKFACE SEMEN WIENER ASSCRACK BASTARD ORGASM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS OFF DONKEY DICK MAMA MIA DICK CHICKEN FELCHMONKEY BITCH SPUNK BENCH PRESS RAT'S COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU SHITTY BLOWJOB BLUMPKIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SEX PENIS BITCH ASSFACE FROG SHITE ASSWIPE RUSKIE POLESMOKER MASTURBATION JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEDOPHILIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DELICIOUS CAKE BUGFUCK PENIS ON A BUN MOTHERFUCKER DARTH VADER BALL SACK CAMEL JOCKEY HO pen0r SHIT FEWMETS DAMN SHITBALLS MASTURBATION MALARKY SHITFACE FUCK YOU WETBACK GOD DAMMIT TOURETTE'S IS FUN NEGRO FUCK JIGGABOO MALARKY BIRD SHIT PISS OFF HORSE SHIT SEX FRED PHELPS SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD SHITHEAD HONKY ASS HOSER ASS SCROTUM FELLATIO LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CHIGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITBALLS PISS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITTY ASSWIPE HAIL SATAN! FRENCH TICKLER WANK KIKE BUGGER CUNNILINGUS PENISBIRD TITS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT BUKKAKE DIPSHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMMIT GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FLYING FUCK PICKANINNY SAGGY TITS AUTOFELLATIO GREASER SHIT DILDO TURD CUNTRAG MARGARET THATCHER ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE SHITCUNTING SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BEANER HITLER POOPOO CHUFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIGGER SIGMUND FREUD PRICK FUCKWIT DOT HEAD CRAPFUCKER SUGARTITS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITSLIDE SHIT FELLATIO HELL NORTH KOREA EMO FLYING FUCK DOUCHING JUNGLE BUNNY DICK CHICKEN RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? SHIT BULLSHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL CLEMEN DAMMIT FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST HITLER DEVELOPERS! NI WANK DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK DICK TITS AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE SCUMBUCKET [expletive deleted] FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! HO DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MASTURBATION INBRED TIMBER NIGGER DOM DeLUISE PENISPENISPENIS!!! CRAP FELCHING ASSHAT CHRISTHUMPER CUNNILINGUS BOLLOCKS CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST WIENER NIGNOG PENISFUCK CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER TACO POOPY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! STEVE BALLMER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELLFIRE ASSWIPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSFACE BLUMPKIN CLEMEN PISSHOLE CARPET MUNCHER REDNECK PUSSY HELL SHITFACE BLOWJOB DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE BLOWJOB FELLATIO EPIDIDYMIS BITCH TAMPONS RUSKIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ORGASM DAMN CHUFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKTARD CHOAD BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH WIKIPEDIA FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN FUCKSTAIN KIKE JAP FUCKHEAD FRITZ I WILL END YOU! BRUSH MA TEETH SHIT TITTIES CONDOMS I RAPE WALRUSES! CRAP TENTACLE RAPE SON OF A BITCH PISS GOAT DICK AAAAAAAAA! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS SLOPE FUCKHEAD BOB SAGET DAMMIT WANKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG CHIGGER FUCKFACE NEGRO DOUCHEBAG I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNNILINGUS WANK PISS JIGGABOO CUNT FAG ASS GENITALIA VAGINA CUNNILINGUS PORCH MONKEY CRAPMUNCHER TAFFY JERK OFF SHITSLINGING COCKSMOKER PEDOPHILIA SPANK THE MONKEY SHITBALLS JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE HOMO FAG CUNT SHITE MICK CUNT [Insert swear here] SPANK THE MONKEY BOOBS MOZILLA FIREFOX SEMPRINI FLYING RAT'S ASS NEGRO SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAPPY DAMN IT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WALRUS SHIT WANKSPLAT TACO QUEEF ASS FASCIST SPIC CLUSTER FUCK MAMA MIA TAMPONS PEARL NECKLACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK [expletive deleted] JOHNNY BUGGER OFF HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBS ASSHAT FUDGEPACKER TITS KIKE CLEMEN WANKER SHITCOCK BEAVER TOSSER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WOP TAMPONS FUCK FUCKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT HAIL SATAN! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FLYING FUCK JERK OFF INBRED CONDOMS ANUSCAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BELLEND WANK GENITALIA POLESMOKER PISS PUNANI NIGGER FLYING FUCK GRAPE PENIS SHITSLINGING NICARAGUA SECOND BALLS BOON FIST FUCK GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMMIT FRAK GANGBANG HORSE SHIT BITCH HENTAI BATHING SUIT AREA AUTOFELLATIO JENKEM CUNT HELL FRAK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE CHINK CUNT FUCKFACE FUCK OFF BUTT-HOLE CUNTSWILLING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOOGLE FEWMETS FUCK JACKASS HELLFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT WANKSPLAT [expletive deleted] GRAPE PENIS PISS UP MY ARSE PENISBIRD BEAVER TWO-INCH PENIS BONG FUCKTARD BALL SACK BELGIUM SHITSKIN JAP TOSSER MOLDY TITS FUCKING A PENIS ON A STICK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCKING A BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DUNE COON BULLSHIT SACRAMENTO CLIT DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET GENITALIA PISS OFF MY ASS DICKHEAD HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! NIGGER TITS GOD DAMN PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! FRITZ JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NAZI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NICARAGUA SPUNK DILDO HO PUNANI INBRED FELCHMONKEY WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD MILF DIPSHIT NIPPLES MARGARET THATCHER PISS FUCKHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FAG SHITE BUTTFUCKER DOG SHIT CRAPMUNCHER CROTCH BALLS WANKSPLAT PORCH MONKEY PEDOPHILIA SHITPISSER BOLLOCKS ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING BELGIUM VAGINA COCK I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT SHIT FUCK POLACK GRINGO SOD OFF BUGFUCK NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER BRITNEY CLIT SHITFACE PRICK BONG BIRD IN THE HOUSE YOU WANKER CUNT CRAPPER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! YOU WANKER RIVER CRABS SUCK BONER BUGFUCK CUNTYMINTS BUKKAKE BALL SACK BUGFUCK ASSFACE SHITCOCK TWAT SHITCUNTING FLYING RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER EXTRA LONG PENIS COON RAT'S ASS BELGIUM GOD DAMMIT CUNTSWILLING ORGASM ASSHAT YOUR MOM ASSHOLE CUM AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER PUNANI WANK PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT SCUMBUCKET All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FRENCH TICKLER HELL BLUE PENIS! BONER HOSER YOU WANKER TAFFY FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WHORE BOLLOCKS DOUCHING FEMADOM BOOBS SHIT FUCK YOU DOT HEAD SCUMBAG FUCK YOU MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! BAD MOTHERFUCKER DILDO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BONER SHIT SHITE SACRAMENTO DUMBASS COLGATE DICKFACE DAMNATION [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACKASS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CLEVELAND STEAMER JIGGABOO STEVE BALLMER FROG'S FAT ASS [EXPLETIVE] GRIS PIGFUCKER 666 CRAP ON A STICK CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER TITS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CHOAD KISSER MONKEY SHIT FUCK OFF SMEG CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN POLACK FUCK YOU YOUR MOM PUNANI URINE-GARGLING DONKEY DICK FUCK INBRED UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! PENIS ON A BUN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BULLSHIT YOUR MOM CHOAD ANAL DILDO TRANNY TOWELHEAD DOUCHEBAG WANK DICKHEAD DICK IN A BOX BUTT-HEAD CUNT ARSEBADGERS WETBACK WIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITTY DUNE COON PAKI GENITALIA DARTH VADER PENIS GOOK BASTARD POLAK DICKFACE SNUFF PORN CONDOMS DONKEY PUNCHER BLOWJOB REDSKIN ASSHOLE WANKER INJUN QUEEF EPIDIDYMIS WANKSPLAT TURD SUCK MY COCK CUNNILINGUS SON OF A BITCH BLOWJOB MALARKY CUNT PISS JOHN SMILEY FACE MOCCASINS MALL SANTA FUCKWIT BOOBS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SOD FRITZ ASSHOLE DOT HEAD JERK OFF LIMEY MONKEY SHIT FUCKTARD BASTARD PISS ARTIST JIGGABOO ART METAL PRODUCTS YOUR MOM FAG HORSE SHIT WANK ASS FELCHING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKHEAD FENCE JUMPER RAPE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ROSIE O'DONNELL WANK CUNTING ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNTRAG FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT ABO ASSFACE GOBSHITE BALL SACK MALARKY SCUMBAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMN TACO ASS FASCIST BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP PRICK ASSCRACK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CAMEL FUCKER P'KANG SEX SHITE P'KANG PECKERHEAD ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT FEWMETS PISS OFF MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER ORGASM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONKEY BALLS CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE DICK IN A BOX TWAT BALL SACK WEHATEMARIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHEBAG SHITSLIDE INJUN SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER ASS HOMO HORSE PENIS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS IN SACREMENT PISS ARTIST MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHICKEN SHIT RAGHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BOOBS CUM DOG FUCKER SOD ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK YOU FAG SHITHEAD CLUSTER FUCK BUGGER OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 MICK DONKEY DICK ANUSCAKE WETBACK ASSHAT YID FRAK FUCKHEAD SEMEN FUCKING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WOP CUNT BALL SACK FELCHMONKEY WANK FUCKWIT BEAVER BRITNEY MAMA MIA HELL CHINK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM PIECE OF SHIT CLEMEN FUCKBAG CUNNILINGUS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FROG FELCHMONKEY PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ RAPE DOG SHIT CHAV ANUSCAKE BUTTFUCKER SHITSLIDE GANGBANG FUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT I WILL END YOU! D'OH INBRED FUCKSTAIN SEMEN DOG FUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX SCROTUM WIKIPEDIA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKSTAIN JACK OFF PRICK FELCHMONKEY FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN FUCKTARD NIGGER TITS FUCK FUCK OFF BEAVER SEMEN CHIGGER BOOBS DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA WANK GOD DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER O CANADA FALUN GONG DAGO GIVING HEAD PECKERHEAD FUCK PUSSY SHITFUCKER CHINK GOD DAMN DICK SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DYKE DAMN CUNT CRAPPER REDNECK TOSSER FUCKFACE TITTIES POOPOO WETBACK ABORTIONS FOR ALL CROTCH FENCE JUMPER PENIS ON A BUN ASS JIZZ CUNT I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS FIREWALLS CLEMEN HELL SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT NIPPLES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE BASTARD SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RUSTY TROMBONE WEHATEMARIO CUM SUCK MY DICK HOMO SLOPE SHITCOCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST BEAVER SHITE FUCKER TALK PAGES PISS ARTIST FELLATIO FUCK DICK CHICKEN WOODPECKERSHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER BASTARD TITS & DICKS CRAP ON A STICK ASSCRACK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSHAT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING A DELICIOUS CAKE BIRD IN THE HOUSE HEIL HITLER! DICK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PEDOPHILIA SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN WANK DOODIE HEAD FUCKSTAIN SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAGHEAD GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING INCEST NIGGER SUCK A BIG DICK AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS TAMPONS CLEMEN CHOAD Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM and with the FENCE JUMPER and his BITCH of girraffes in which PIECE OF SHIT while reading about KNOBJOCKEY!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FUCKTARD also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKWIT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is MICK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BOB SAGET subject. If you do not find it funny ARSE, it is probably because you are an INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. COCKSUCKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a O CANADA joke loses its humour SEMEN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BATHING SUIT AREA ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WETBACK WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HITLER!!!!!I <3 COCK |
