Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LAKE TITICACA neurochemical FUCK disorder MALARKY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFACE or FUCKING FUCKFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HORSE SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITWANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS SUGARTITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTT PIRATE utterFUCKance of socially MASTURBATION objectionable words).
HONKY Tourette's is FIST FUCK not to be [expletive deleted] confused with SNUFF PORN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GRINGO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POWERSHIT random HOLY DUMB FUCK disorientation, culturally-CARPET MUNCHER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FENCE JUMPER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, BLOWJOB and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK AUTOFELLATIO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive [Insert stupid word you just made up here] quantities ANAL of ANAL DIABETES LENS CRAFTERS garbage.
Darnit.
A DICKFACE Polite Note to the BONG Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MELAMINE article DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITCOCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JAP.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POO POO BLOWJOB Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of AUTOFELLATIO Tourrette's sufferers SHITHEAD swear. You can CHICKEN SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DIPSHIT TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible pen0r thing.
- The main TITMOUSE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACKASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN IT knee BOLLOCKS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SHITSLINGING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITSLINGING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS school for SAGGY TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DUMBASS sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and JOHN SMILEY FACE commit DICKFACE suicide.
- There is no KRAUT cure, and the FRITZ drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRAP ON A STICK tics often have adverse PISS ARTIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS ARTIST perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go BIGNOSE numb and GOD DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS drug.
I am an active member of a ANAL tourette syndrome PORCH MONKEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the O KURWA! public view of Tourettes as a "WHORE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITTIES much much (hand spasms) more...
I am SHITFUCKER sorry for BLOWJOB "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT this that really PENIS ON A BUN annoys me. I am working towards a RANDY TRAVIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWISTY VAGINA, and making fun of a DUNE COON horrible disorder is (not) FUCKER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TWAT time.
Best PENISPENISPENIS!!! regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “GREASER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply
As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society CHINA SUCKS.
Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen
P.S. CARPET MUNCHER Regards to Andrew NIPPLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply
As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?
Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my SPUNK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are FU SPANG and TURD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK YOU music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKHEAD BAND WITH 4 BUTT-HOLE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DILDO HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE
How DICKFACE to GENITALIA cure SUCK A BIG DICK the KRAUT Tourette's CUNT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment HORSE SHIT for ASSFACE Tourette's HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Syndrome FUCKSTAIN is NIGGER following SHITFACE these ARSEBADGERS rules BITCH in FUCKER order:
- 1: Avoid SHIT immature DONKEY DICK little IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
kids,
- 2: Count to EPIDIDYMIS within DIRTY SANCHEZ 10 ASSHATseconds,
- 3: Do not open your MONKEY BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK nor GENITALIA talk,
- 4: Tell CHUFF yourself you WANKSPLAT don't BASTARD have KRAUT this [EXPLETIVE] disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DILDO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw CUNT CRAPPER!
I fucking put BOLLOCKS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BONG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUGGER the TOP OF FUCK THIS HOSER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be O CANADA offensive. SHITFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKFACE people who try NIPPLES to battle LIMEY'CUNT that tight-ass CRACKER 17-year-PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOBSHITE it now, but someone said ANAL' SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCROTUM'PISSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKWIT is a laughing CRACKER matter. Plus there CLUSTERFUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are BONG articles MASTURBATION about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKTARD stuff. So PORCH MONKEY that means HORSE PENIS stop getting mad at the GOD DAMMIT first part too and DICKHEAD talking about the DOG FUCKER letter that it's FUCK YOU mocking (what ASSCRACK letter? I don't even know what DOUCHING the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKSTAIN hi self PENISPENISPENIS!!! even made a really NI good point. "It's NAZI nothing more BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA from a head nod to a I RAPE WALRUSES! knee tick". ASS. Which I'll add FUCKBAG onto ASSFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that FLYING RAT'S ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SEMEN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS be, because if I were a BUTT-HOLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TOURETTE'S IS FUN hilarious. If you [Insert swear here] Want facts, go on SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKSTAIN be offended, don't read KAFFIR the freaking DAMMIT article anyway.
DOUCHE FUCK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAGHEAD DICKFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LET'S SHIT SHITTY DOG SHIT ASSHAT
MOTHERFUCKER DAMN BUGGER OFF SIGMUND FREUD JACK OFF SON OF A BITCH OLD CHRIST OF A NECROPHILIA DICKHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITWANK DAGO HELL EUROIPODS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOG FUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSRAPING MOTHERFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS CUNT ANAL ALEX TREBEK PUSSY FUCK POLACK SHITPISSER SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! HADJI RICK MORANIS SHITSLINGING WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JOHN ELWAY SHIT BASTARD BALLS FUCK DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST SHITE PENISFUCK FRED PHELPS BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NECROPHILIA SLOPE SHITTY BLUMPKIN suck my mothers DIPSHIT INBRED PUSSY CUNNILINGUS ASSRAPING YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS PISS FUCKFACE CLIT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FEMADOM HONKY CONDOMS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN INCEST CHUFF ASSFACE SHITHEAD LIMEY BOOBIES ASSCRACK RAPE CHENEY SPUNK SHITTY SCROTUM OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH COCKSUCKER WANK TOSSER HONKY CLUSTERFUCK HELLFUCKER DAMN MACACA PEDOPHILIA SHIT BASTARD DAMMIT PISS CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO ASS LICKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PRICK GANGBANG FLYING RAT'S ASS REBECCA BLACK GOATSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JAP MONKEY BALLS GIVING HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT CAMEL FUCKER HELLFIRE DARTH VADER SUGARTITS DIPSHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER PISS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DONALD RUMSFELD NI BANGKOK BIG FOOT HELL FROG SHITFACE POLACK CHOAD KISSER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SPIC DARTH VADER HELL BEANER BITCH SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LET'S SHIT DOUCHE PRICK CLIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! INBRED STEVE BALLMER PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN SEX FUCKING SUCK MY DICK JACK ABRAMOFF JACKASS FLYING FUCK BITCH CUNNILINGUS CUNNILINGUS TWAT SEMEN ANAL DIABETES FUCKER SNUFF PORN BONER CUNNILINGUS FELCHMONKEY HELL MONKEY BALLS FLAMING ASS BADGER CHICKEN SHIT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS JACKASS FELLATIO SHITSLINGING WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN BITCH PRICK SHIT RAT'S ASS TITTIES TITTYWANK YID FUCKER PENISBIRD DOUCHING TOWELHEAD TRANNY CLUSTERFUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DUNE COON DAMN TOSSER PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD FASHION BUG BONER FUCKING SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK CLEMEN BOOBIES DAMNATION GOATSE NIGGER BASTARD NI SHITBALLS COON DICKFACE TITTYWANK SEMEN YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WIKIPEDIA KIKE JIGGABOO VAGINA RANDY TRAVIS WHORE BANGKOK BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST CUNTSWILLING DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK WANK BULLSHIT WANKER [expletive deleted] JAP BASTARD SHITTY DAMN POLACK FLYING FUCK HELLFIRE CLUSTERFUCK BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! CRAP ON A STICK BITCH ASS PROXY SITES BALL SACK BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOCCASINS PIG FUCKWIT GRIS SHITTY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH BASTARD CHRISTHUMPER DICK IN A BOX JACKASS ASS TITTIES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! VENEREAL DISEASE BLISTERING BARNACLES FRITZ BIRD SHIT CUNT BOLLOCKS DOUCHE NAZI FUCKER FELLATIO SPIC BASTARD GOD DAMMIT DOT HEAD FUCK DICKFACE PISS GOD DAMN NAZI PEDOPHILIA DONGSHOVER BITCH SUCK MY COCK I'LL RAPE YOU BRUSH MA TEETH FRITZ LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ARSEBADGERS YID FUCKING A SAND NIGGER TACO TIMBER NIGGER DOG FUCKER CHENEY SHITSLINGING DELICIOUS CAKE PISS OFF MY ASS SUGARTITS NAZI FUCK ASSWIPE FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PISS OFF CHOAD BUGGER WALRUS SHIT CONDOMS SAND NIGGER BOOBIES BIGNOSE DOT HEAD GOBSHITE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PAKI DICKHEAD ASSHOLE DAMN CUNT POLAK ASSHOLE DARTH VADER FUCKING A JACKASS ASSHOLE BIG FOOT SHIT AMERICA ONLINE FUCKBAG ASSHOLE DYKE PENIS FUCK INCEST DAMMIT JACKASS SIGMUND FREUD ASS BITCH INBRED DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICK IN A BOX PEEPEE SHITFUCKER 666 MASTURBATION SHIT ASSWIPE ALF AMERICA ONLINE GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKWAD PISSHOLE DUMBASS PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHE RAT'S ASS BASKETBALL HOOP PIECE OF SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YOU FUCKER HORSE PENIS ABO BRITNEY O CANADA ASS GOATSE YOU WANKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BALL SACK FELLATIO ARSE PISS ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES DUMBASS WANKSPLAT PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS GIVING HEAD SAND NIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN IT SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU HADJI ASSHAT PAKI BLOWJOB BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY SHITE FUCKING A MICK DAMN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANK FELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I WILL KILL YOU! BELLEND BITCH [EXPLETIVE] SHIT COCKSHITTER CUM BLUMPKIN DUNE COON CONDOMS ASS [expletive deleted] FENCE JUMPER CONDOMS GOD DAMMIT DARTH VADER HOSER SHIT MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE FUCK SHITSKIN PISS DOG SHIT DICKFACE HITLER BALL SACK ASSHAT PISS OFF COCK TITTIES [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FUCK PORCH MONKEY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FLYING FUCK HADJI SHITHEAD MASTURBATION BLUE PENIS! JERK OFF JACKASS SHIT FAG KRAUT HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN JOHN ELWAY DICK BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHETITS DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN FIST FUCK PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK DICKLICK DOUCHING FUCK YOU CHICKEN SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN GO HOME AND DIE WANK WIGGER BULLCRAP POLAK QUEEF ASSCRACK BALL SACK PEARL NECKLACE TWISTY VAGINA PISSHOLE FUCKTARD BITCH MOCCASINS EXTRA LONG PENIS LET'S SHIT TRANNY GOD DAMN ASS DONKEY DICK COMMUNIST DILDO FOUR-EYES WIKIPEDIA HENTAI CUNT GANGBANG JACK ABRAMOFF SHIT BENSON SUCKS SOD FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GIVING HEAD PISS FUCK A DUCK AUTOFELLATIO CRAP TITTYWANK SPUNK VAGINA O KURWA! WIGGER DAMNATION CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACK OFF RAT'S COCK SHITBALLS PIECE OF SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FLYING FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SHITE SCUMBUCKET SUITCASE PENIS MOCCASINS GOD DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER YOU WANKER FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY CAMEL JOCKEY CLEMEN CLIT FUCKING A PISS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITCOCK PUSSY POOPY DAMN FUCKSTAIN BITCH DOG SHIT FUCKING A BOOBIES I AM CORNHOLIO! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS INBRED ORGASM SHAKOPEE DICKHEAD CUM GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PRICK DOG SHIT PENISBIRD ASSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FLYING RAT'S ASS SIGMUND FREUD EXTRA LONG PENIS FRIG STEVE BALLMER BASTARD BITCH DOUCHETITS HONKY CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT DAMMIT ANAL SHIT DARTH VADER WIENER WALRUS SHIT FOREIGN CURRENCY NEGRO TENTACLE RAPE ASSHOLE I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S ASS POOPOO DAMN DAMN IT DICKWAD DIPSHIT MONKEY SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD DOG SHIT JAP INBRED ASSHOLE CHOAD DAGO GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM HONKY DAMN SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RECTUM RAIDER CLIT SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT MONKEY SHIT WANK FAG FAGGOT ARSE HO WANK THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL VENEREAL DISEASE STRAWBERRY ASS WANK HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! KRAUT GOD DAMMIT SOD OFF SHUT UP, MEG! GOOK SUGARTITS SHITFACE HOT GRITS FLYING FUCK FENCE JUMPER JACKASS CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER ARSE HELL BUTTFUCKER DAMN ABO MOTHERFUCKER INJUN PISS OFF MY ASS ASSFACE WHORE CUNT BELGIUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER NORTH KOREA RAPE FUCK PENISBIRD SHITCOCK FRIG FELLATIO QUEEF PISS VAGINA LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! TITWANK FUCK YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA CLEMEN SHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS FASCIST BONER LAKE TITICACA AMERICA ONLINE GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKER FUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BOLLOCKS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy EARS OF CHRIST KRAUT ASS FASCIST SPIC BASTARD SHITPISSER SEX CRAP FUCK ABO PUSSY BUTTFUCKER SHIT TWAT MONKEY SHIT CHRISTHUMPER SHITE JIZZ BASTARD INBRED HOT GRITS I AM CORNHOLIO! SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE DICKHEAD OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH ANUSCAKE ANAL CUNT SHITTY SHITE CLUSTERFUCK WOP FUCKTARD NAZI ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHOAD QUEEF COCKSMOKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITFUCKER DAMN IT SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS BUGGER YID FELLATIO POLAK MOTHERFUCKER INBRED SHITE ASSHOLE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GIVING HEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BALL SACK GOD DAMN SHITE SEX SHIT FUCKTARD SHITE WIKIPEDIA BOOBS SAMUEL L. JACKSON TWAT NEOPETS DAMNATION CUNT DAMN SCUMBAG LIMEY FRENCH TICKLER DAMN IT CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKWIT GARBAGE DAY! ASSRAPING JACK OFF FRAK FELCHMONKEY SHITTY ASSCRACK BITCH BLUMPKIN SHIT CAMEL FUCKER GOBSHITE EARS OF CHRIST ARSE GO HOME AND DIE PISS OFF CRAP CHICKEN FRIES CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFACE SHITCUNTING FLYING FUCK DICK ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS FUCKING BONER PISS OFF MY ASS CAMEL FUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RAT'S ASS NORTH KOREA HATE HATE HAT JACKASS SHIT BEANER TAMPONS DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE BASTARD SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS BONER SPIC DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SEX EXTRA LONG PENIS CHENEY BOOBS BITCH PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YOU GYPSY NAZI NIGGER PISS OFF SHITSLIDE SHITFUCKER WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU ASSHAT TITS FUCK CHOAD FUCK DICKLICK DIPSHIT BUKKAKE JOHNNY FUCK OFF TITTIES CONDOMS ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! RAPE ASS TAMPONS AUTOFELLATIO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCK NUGGET YOU WANKER SHIT FUCKER ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX DAGO CHUFF FUCKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS ASSWIPE POMMIE DYKE FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT HELL BASTARD CROTCH FUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS BUTT PIRATE HITLER BELGIUM SHITFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING FUCK INVISIBLE! CHUFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS SHITE BUGGER OFF BOOBS DICKFACE ANAL ASSHOLE BULLSHIT I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS pen0r WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ARSE FUCKFACE FUCKING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS PAKI DICKHEAD BALLS DOUCHETITS SUITCASE PENIS POLAK FELLATIO BALLS CLUSTERFUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSHAT BULLSHIT FUCKING WANKSPLAT SHITE FRIG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN BOOBS SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO MILF SHITE DILDO TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING A COCKSMOKER SHITFUCKER MALARKY FUCK POTTYMOUTH CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE MOCCASINS CRAPPY STRAWBERRY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER TWAT WANKSPLAT SCUMBUCKET PUNANI RUSKIE HAIL SATAN! CUNT CROTCH ASSCRACK NIGGER YOU WANKER BORDER HOPPER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! KRAUT PISS CROTCH SEMEN FUCK DAMN WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS PUSSY ASSHAT CHUFF MOLDY TITS CAMEL JOCKEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSHAT PANCHEN LAMA MILF ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN OSTRICH MY ASS GREASER DAMN RAT'S COCK NECROPHILIA MALARKY BLUE PENIS! BASTARD ASSWIPE DAMN MACACA PISS ARTIST BULLCRAP WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHE FOUR-EYES MOCCASINS FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN FUCKER DOUCHING PAKI SPIC HELLFIRE BOOBS ARSEBADGERS SUITCASE PENIS I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKHEAD AY-AY-AY NIPPLES BALL SACK ANAL FUCKING SHITSLINGING SHITE NECROPHILIA VENEREAL DISEASE POLAK ASSHOLE QUEEF BASTARD CLIT ARSE BOB SAGET TIT SPRINKLES MOTHERFUCKER THONG TASTER LOGJAMMER BLISTERING BARNACLES PENIS POWERSHIT BALL SACK MUGABE HAS AIDS ASSFACE GOATSE TAFFY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GENITALIA REDSKIN SUGARTITS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD BUKKAKE SHITCUNTING TITTIES PENIS BONER DICK TITS MONKEY'S UNCLE SEMEN BEANER ASS CHICKEN SHIT suck my mothers ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS CHIGGER ANAL DIABETES KIKE COMMUNIST DILDO DIRTY SANCHEZ MOZILLA FIREFOX SACRAMENTO GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST CUNT FUCKER ASSCRACK PISS OFF BOLLOCKS CUNT SHIT NIGGER SAGGY TITS JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT PENIS JIZZ GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS SPANK THE MONKEY CRAPMUNCHER CUNT BITCH DICKWAD FROG FUCKWIT PRICK Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SHITFUCKER and with the BULLSHIT and his SHITFUCKER of girraffes in which SHITE while reading about MACACA!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BELGIUM also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKWIT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DAMN IT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CUM subject. If you do not find it funny CLUSTERFUCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED FALSE BENSON ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BEANER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CAPTAIN CRUNCH joke loses its humour FUCKING when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DICKHEAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have PENISPENISPENIS!!! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! LOLLIPOPS CHOAD KISSER DAMN FUCKFACE BLOWJOB!!!!!I <3 COCK |
