User:Neplatim/Ceystan
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| Motto: Ket' Jusbeci Podkopali, Nashim Fstal After Uzbeks Fell, We Rised | |||
| Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9fB0ck2rDs&list=RDJ9fB0ck2rDs&start_radio=1 | |||
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| Capital | Samarkand | ||
| Previous capital | Nezmarov (Idunnothefuckiam in english) | ||
| Largest city | Fortress (Pevnostice) | ||
| Official language(s) | English, Czech,Ceystanii | ||
| ‑ Prime Minister | Jacob Liboska | ||
| ‑ President | Tobiáš Rulíček | ||
| ‑ Military General | Finley Petty | ||
| National Hero(es) | Stalin | ||
| Established | 29th of november 1999 (Independence) | ||
| Currency | 1 CYR (ceystani ruble) | ||
| Religion | Islam | ||
| Population | 400k - 5 mil. | ||
| Area | some km2 | ||
| Time Zone | - 69 minutes | ||
| Ethnic groups | white czechs and silesians, white americans | ||
| Calling code | .Ct | ||
Ceystan (sometimes called Tydlistán), officially the Ceystan National Socialist Republic, is a country located on the southern border of Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan. It began to form during the Civil War in 1999 and was officially declared independent on November 29, 1999. Its neighbors include Turkmenistan to the southwest and Uzbekistan to the northeast.
Geography[edit | edit source]
Climate[edit | edit source]
Ceystan has a very cold climate, with the temperature sometimes being reported as "spit goes *clink*". People who aren't sufficiently bundled up have been known to freeze to death and be used as ice sculptures by people who are.
Rivers and lakes[edit | edit source]
The Sindarja River flows through Ceystan and empties into the Caspian Sea. Its floodplain funnels 38 km³ of water annually, 10% of which comes from mountainous regions. These waters irrigate the fertile fields in southern Ceystan, and the harvests are significant export commodities.
The country has two lakes: the smaller Sariqumské Lake in the south, and the larger Larenské Lake in the north Both are popular tourist destinations, thanks partially to their thermal springs, which provide a little bit of heat in an otherwise very cold place.
History[edit | edit source]
Civil war & formation[edit | edit source]
A large civil war erupted in 1999 over dissatisfaction with the Uzbek government, as smaller towns in the west felt ignored. The unrest in the capital escalated into a three-month conflict that left several hundred people dead—mostly killed by Moravian mercenaries. Eventually, Uzbekistan recognized Ceystan's independence.
Culture[edit | edit source]
Cuisine[edit | edit source]
Ceystan is known for its dog dishes, especially what is known to natives as "doggie soup". Doggie soup is made with dirt, dog meat, and raisins and is almost always served for lunch. Other dishes include sautëed toenail clippings, booger pie, and raw cucumbers.
Clothing[edit | edit source]
Traditional Ceystani clothing is usually layers upon layers of coats, since it's very cold in Ceystan.
