Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MACACA'DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT'BALLS'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL'HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS'SHIT'BASTARD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSCRACK neurochemical FUCK disorder REDNECK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT CRAPPER or BEAVER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHAV words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WIENER BUTTFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SUGARTITS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITTING DICK NIPPLES television programs to address FLYING FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

BORDER HOPPER Tourette's is SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH not to be RUSTY TROMBONE confused with CAMEL FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SUCK COCKS IN HELL! random DOUCHING disorientation, culturally-HELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOUCHE NAZI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR language, YOU WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places [Insert silly non-swear here] REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES NIPPLES garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMMIT Polite Note to the SHITSLINGING Author:

The POLESMOKER Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was GOD DAMN founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TAFFY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSCRACK article WIENER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING A I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GYPSY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FRED PHELPS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SPUNK Tourrette's sufferers ASSHAT swear. You can CHICKEN SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENIS TV, for always focusing on the FUCK OFF bad side of a terrible SUCK MY DICK thing.
• The main PEDOPHILIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING FUCKFUCKER knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SEX no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHENEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TURD school for FUCKSTAIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ARSE sufferers to become ASSWIPE manically depressed and CHOAD commit DAMN suicide.
• There is no RAPE cure, and the TESTICLE CHOKE drugs that are available to, "calm" the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT tics often have adverse PAGE BLANKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JACK OFF perodol" which caused my entire PEEPEE body to go DOG SHIT numb and SOD basically made it NIGGA! worse than KRAUT it is without the SHITSKIN drug.

I am an active member of a DEVELOPERS! tourette syndrome FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating URINE-GARGLING the CRAPFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "FRITZ swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SONNY BILL WILLIAMS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK CHICKEN sorry for FIRECROTCH "hi-jacking" your SON OF A BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HI, BILLY MAYS HERE this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WETBACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMN, and making fun of a PISS ARTIST horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HENTAI time.

Best DOUCHE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TWISTY VAGINA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As CHINA SUCKS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

The SON OF A BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can BAT FUCK INSANE punch him if you GIVING HEAD want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CONDOMS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BATHING SUIT AREA saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FUCK YOU intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SONNY BILL WILLIAMS and DOUCHE NAZI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKTARD BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICK HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE

How BONER to FUCK NUGGET cure RAT'S ASS the CONDOMS Tourette's SHITBALLS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WIKIPEDIA for BOOBIES Tourette's POOPOO Syndrome HONKY is THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS following SHITCUNTING these ORGASM rules JESUS FUCKING CHRIST in FUCKFACE order:

• 1: Avoid BUTTFUCKER immature SAMUEL L. JACKSON little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST within SAND NIGGER 10 WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?seconds,
• 3: Do not open your SON OF A BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY O CANADA nor BUTTFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell VENEREAL DISEASE yourself you SMEG don't PISS ARTIST have ASSCRACK this DIPSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BATHING SUIT AREA WITH NASTY NIPPLES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WOP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw YID!

I fucking put PEDOPHILIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTTFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSRAPING the TOP OF SHITE THIS PISS ARTIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BITCH offensive. GO HOME AND DIE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU people who try BASTARD to battle BULLSHIT'QUEEF that tight-ass PISS 17-year-RIGHTS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DEVELOPERS! it now, but someone said LIKE FATHER LIKE SON' CUNTYMINTS BAT FUCK INSANE'SUCK MY COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COCKSUCKER is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there WOODPECKERSHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TAFFY Uncyclopedia, there are MOCKIE articles SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BASTARD stuff. So PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT that means FELCHMONKEY stop getting mad at the JAP first part too and ART METAL PRODUCTS talking about the GOOK letter that it's CUNT mocking (what HORSE PENIS letter? I don't even know what FUCKING the heck you're talking about). Adrian MASTURBATION hi self JACKASS even made a really CLUSTERFUCK good point. "It's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI nothing more DAGO from a head nod to a DUMBASS knee tick". FRIG. Which I'll add BUKKAKE onto SHITSLINGING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that BUTTFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BOYCOTT VIACOM! be, because if I were a RAT'S ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FAG hilarious. If you DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Want facts, go on SEMEN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK YOU be offended, don't read FUCKWIT the freaking NI article anyway.

FOUR-EYES POLACK FUCKSTAIN SHIT BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS BUKKAKE SIGMUND FREUD BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHOLE

TITTYWANK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SMEG FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! BALL SACK NIPPLES ASSHOLE KNOBJOCKEY BRITNEY COCKSMOKER FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF CHOAD RUSTY TROMBONE DICKWAD ANAL CONDOMS PISS RAGHEAD BUTT PIRATE WANKSPLAT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAT'S COCK DELICIOUS CAKE QUEEF BASTARD INCEST SHITCUNTING FUCK YOU MOCCASINS DAMN CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU BEAVER WOODPECKERSHIT COON WANK TWAT JACKASS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE GANGBANG WANK CHICKEN SHIT FRIG ANAL GRASS MUD HORSE SON OF A BITCH GENITALIA BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY SHITSKIN CUNT BIG FOOT ASSHOLE FUCKFACE FIRECROTCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT STUB MARGARET THATCHER FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY FRIG GOOK WALRUS SHIT RAGHEAD VAGINA NIGGER INBRED FELLATIO FRAK CUNTBUCKET CLEMEN RAT'S COCK SHIT TITS HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! GIVING HEAD AY-AY-AY FELLATIO GANGBANG TITS & DICKS BELLEND BALLS BENCH PRESS HELL CUNT FLOWERS SHITSLIDE RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BUKKAKE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TITS WANKSPLAT WANK DONKEY DICK ASSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! BIGNOSE MALARKY FUCKSTAIN ANUSCAKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKBAG PISS OFF D'OH SAND NIGGER INCEST YOU WANKER COMMUNIST DILDO PISS ARTIST SPIC HOSER FUCKFACE NIGGER PUSSY BASTARD RAT'S ASS GANGBANG DICK PISS OFF MY ASS DOM DeLUISE VAGINA ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN ASSCRACK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SUCK MY DICK SHITFUCKER BUGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HO CUNT JERRY SHITBALLS CUNT CUNNILINGUS PISS REDSKIN SIGMUND FREUD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOSER CHIGGER BUTT-HEAD pen0r BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU DICK WILLY WONKA CRACKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BULLSHIT TITS ASSWIPE INBRED CUNTSWILLING DOG SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK SPUNK PUSSY CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK GOBSHITE MACACA PISS ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUDGEPACKER FELCHMONKEY ANUSCAKE RAT'S COCK PISS ASSCRACK THONG TASTER RAT'S COCK FIRECROTCH AUTOFELLATIO CLEVELAND STEAMER HEIL HITLER! TWAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT AMERICA ONLINE DOG FUCKER BIGNOSE CUNT DICK IN A BOX FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPPY CUM CUNT CRAPPER HELL FRENCH TICKLER KAFFIR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AMERICA ONLINE INBRED PAKI ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS TOSSER AUTOFELLATIO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BALL SACK DILDO FUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS FASCIST FUCKFACE TOWELHEAD SHITBALLS SHITFACE MOCCASINS GOD DAMMIT SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHEBAG NIGGER MARGARET THATCHER SHITFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! LENS CRAFTERS CLEVELAND STEAMER STEVE BALLMER SCUMBAG BUTTFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK FRIG ASS ARSE FUCK FLYING FUCK HIGH WAGES DICK CHICKEN SLOPE SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKHEAD FUCKER SOD GO HOME AND DIE CUNTBUCKET TITWANK DOUCHING TWISTY VAGINA NICARAGUA 1984 SUGARTITS DELICIOUS CAKE 666 HELL WANKSPLAT LICK PUSSY KIKE BONER SOD OFF SHITFUCKER COCKSHITTER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK ASS FASCIST VENEREAL DISEASE PUSSY MONKEY BALLS SOD OFF PENISBIRD GOD DAMMIT POLAK JOHNNY BOOBS FUCKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACKASS NEGRO DICKFACE GYPSY SHITCOCK WANKER FUCKTARD SEMEN ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA PIGFUCKER COCKSMOKER SEMEN BELGIUM GANGBANG SCROTUM BIG FOOT INCEST ALEX TREBEK DUMBASS BLESSED DAMN SAINT ASSFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING BITCH CC PLZ MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GREASER CUNT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DAMN MONKEY SHIT JACKASS BRITNEY BUTT-HEAD BITCH CRAP CUNNILINGUS PIGFUCKER FUCKWIT BASTARD ASSHAT INBRED WIKIPEDIA MICK SUCK A BIG DICK TITTYWANK DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER CHINK PRICK FUCKSTAIN SPANK THE MONKEY HO SHITHEAD TWAT WHORE CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD SHIT KEEP DAMN BORDER HOPPER DICK JACKASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CLIT TITTYWANK GANGBANG DAMN IT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH HELL FUCKWIT TITTIES RANDY TRAVIS TITS ASSHAT HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING FRIG FUCKING ASSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BONER PIECE OF SHIT CLIT ORGASM GOD DAMMIT suck my mothers JACKASS SHIT CHICKEN FRIES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOOBS FUCKSTAIN PUNANI SHITFUCKER DICKLICK ANUSCAKE NIPPLES JACKASS NAZI CUNT DIPSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUDGEPACKER VAGINA WANKER PENIS PISS FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK CUNT POLAK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT CRAPPER DOM DeLUISE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TWAT VAGINA PRICK KIKE FUCKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU MOLDY TITS ASS CUNTYMINTS JIZZ PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK OFF DAMN EPIDIDYMIS WOODPECKERSHIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING TAMPON IN MY ASS VAGINA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOBSHITE ASSWIPE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? REBECCA BLACK CRAPMUNCHER PISS ARTIST HELLFUCKER CUNT FUCK YOU CAMEL FUCKER HELL ASSHOLE SEX MILF HO RAPE BLOWJOB I'LL RAPE YOU COCK ASS PENIS RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PUSSYLICKER RAT'S COCK VANDAL CLEMEN BONER DICKFACE BASTARD GOD BLESS AMERICA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAPE ALEX TREBEK ASS LICKER TITTIES ANAL BULLCRAP CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NEGRO WANK DAMN COCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DAMN TWAT FLAMEVIPER [Insert silly non-swear here] DICKFACE WETBACK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GREASER DOT HEAD DUMBASS [Insert swear here] BALLS MILF ASSFACE INCEST NIGGER SAND NIGGER GRINGO PENIS ON A STICK CAMEL JOCKEY JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN IT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DICKFACE CHOAD KISSER DONKEY DICK CUNTBUCKET DYKE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TOWELHEAD COON DOUCHETITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DILDO DOM DeLUISE FUCKING A PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SUCK MY DICK INJUN CHAV WANK EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITTY BUTTFUCKER ORGASM BITCH DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TUBA MOCCASINS FUDGEPACKER ASSFACE YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE I'LL RAPE YOU FAGGOT CHOAD FEMADOM JACKASS POOPY ASSWIPE SHITPISSER I AM CORNHOLIO! COCKSTUFFER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE JAP CUNT DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING A LET'S SHIT FRIG ASSFACE YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL BALL SACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTYWANK GRAPE PENIS SHIT TITMOUSE SAND NIGGER JAP PISS ARTIST DELICIOUS CAKE BUGGER OFF MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN CRACKER CUNT LAPPER YOU WANKER NAZI SHITTY FUCKING A GO HOME AND DIE PISS OFF CARPET MUNCHER BOOBIES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HOT GRITS DICKWAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITHEAD JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD DAMN BASTARD SAND NIGGER TIT SPRINKLES O CANADA TACO 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS OFF TOWELHEAD HELL JACK OFF HATE HATE HAT CHICKEN SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE NIGGER SHITCOCK MOCKIE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE BITCH MONKEY SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS GO HOME AND DIE FENCE JUMPER SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKING FUCK BUGGER ASS DOG SHIT BATMAN & ROBIN SUITCASE PENIS DICKLICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUM ARSE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT SHITCOCK BEANER TWISTY VAGINA DAMN BELLEND GANGBANG DICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES PEARL NECKLACE ASSFACE TWISTY VAGINA ASS LICKER TITWANK WILLY WONKA FRENCH TICKLER BATHING SUIT AREA AMERICA ONLINE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BITCH SHIT ALF SHITE SHITSLINGING RECTUM RAIDER MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WANKSPLAT CHRISTHUMPER PISS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANKER FLYING FUCK JACK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK FUCK FRIG DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK DICKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER BONER SHITE CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST HADJI LICK PUSSY NIGGER CUNT HOMO SHITSLINGING PISS NIPPLES FUCKWIT DOG SHIT BIGNOSE REDNECK DOUCHING CUNT JACK OFF SHITE CRAP ON A STICK FUCKFACE TWISTY VAGINA BALL SACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST BASTARD RAT'S ASS FRITZ FUCKING ORGASM TITS BUTT PIRATE FIST FUCK RUSKIE GOD DAMN SHIT CUM CRAP CONAN O'BRIAN CAMEL JOCKEY SPIC BEANER GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD SACRAMENTO AUTOFELLATIO JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTT PIRATE MACACA SNUFF PORN ORGASM SNUFF PORN CUNTSWILLING JACKASS SHIT CLIT FUCK TITWANK HEIL HITLER! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER CRAPFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK TITS PORCH MONKEY DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CAMEL JOCKEY POOPOO LET'S SHIT COMMUNISM IS STUPID FUCK GOBSHITE BUTT PIRATE MONKEY SHIT AMERICA ONLINE FAGGOT REDSKIN FROG'S FAT ASS SEX BITCH FUCKFACE DAGO CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD GOAT DICK JERK OFF FUCKTARD SHITE CUNT CRAPPER FUCK OFF DAMN IT WHORE CUNT TRANNY FROG SEMEN CUNTBUCKET CHUFF TITS FUCK SOD PUNANI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INBRED CHRISTHUMPER DICKFACE SHITE DAMN PISS ARTIST LAKE TITICACA NIGGER FRIENDS KIDDY FIDDLER DONKEY DICK FUCKING SHITTY DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS DIPSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITMOUSE ABO SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE EMO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PORCH MONKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK TRANNY FUCK OFF RHODESIA JIZZ EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SHITSKIN ANAL SUITCASE PENIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SUCK MY COCK DAGO ASSRAPING MONKEY SHIT FUCKING JUMP! JACK OFF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA YOUR MOM CLIT VAGINA BIBLE BASHER DICKHEAD MACACA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER DAMMIT CUNT MALARKY GREASER COCK STRAWBERRY ASS BOOBIES CRAPMUNCHER SOD OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JERK OFF FLYING FUCK CUNT DIPSHIT BONER DAMN JERK OFF FUCKING DOUCHE CHENEY FUCKING CUM CUNT JIZZ CARPET MUNCHER SHITFUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKWAD and with the GANGBANG and his PISS ARTIST of girraffes in which POMMIE while reading about CAMEL JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITTY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TIT SPRINKLES