Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without HO comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BULLSHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FROG'S FAT ASS, sudden COON m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOUCHE or DILDO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly REDNECK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRAPMUNCHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PUSSY CUNTRAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BALL SACK utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

GENITALIA Tourette's is MOCKIE not to be JIGGABOO confused with HORSE PENIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FROG'S FAT ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK OFF random FUCK disorientation, culturally-WANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MONKEY SHIT language, SHITTY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLIT TOTAL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JOHN SMILEY FACE souvenir shoppes and massive JACKASS quantities BLOWJOB of ANAL DIABETES CUM garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHOLE Polite Note to the RAT'S COCK Author:

The JERK OFF Tourette's FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS Research Institute was HELL founded to 30 CASES OF PICKLES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SON OF A BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YID article FUCKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FIRECROTCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or 666 changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NECROPHILIA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SAND NIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of YOU Tourrette's sufferers YOU WANKER swear. You can NIGNOG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ART METAL PRODUCTS TV, for always focusing on the SHUT UP, MEG! bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE thing.
  • The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SAND NIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITTIES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACKASS knee FUCKHEAD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PIGFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DONKEY PUNCHER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIPPLES school for YOU WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITE sufferers to become TITWANK manically depressed and EXTRA LONG PENIS commit DUMBASS suicide.
  • There is no ASSHOLE cure, and the MARGARET THATCHER drugs that are available to, "calm" the PUSSY tics often have adverse FELLATIO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCKGOBLIN perodol" which caused my entire ROSIE O'DONNELL body to go RAT'S ASS numb and DOT HEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than HONKY it is without the CHIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKBAG tourette syndrome COCKSHITTER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HORSE PENIS the HATE HATE HAT public view of Tourettes as a "WHITE PEOPLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PIGFUCKER sorry for DOG FUCKER "hi-jacking" your DICKHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOOBS this that really QUEEF annoys me. I am working towards a I RAPE WALRUSES! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this AMERICA ONLINE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be URINE-GARGLING, and making fun of a HORSE PENIS horrible disorder is (not) BIG FOOT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INBRED time.

Best SHITFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MARGARET THATCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIANENMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. PISS OFF Regards to Andrew RAPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The POISON IN BABY FORMULA bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you TOWELHEAD want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE HAS AIDS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSFACE saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ON CRACK to GOATSE cure TITWANK the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTTFUCKER for BEAVER Tourette's OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH Syndrome SMEG is REDNECK following FUCKING JUMP! these ARSE rules CHOAD in BASTARD order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITHEAD immature PISS OFF little SON OF A BITCH kids,
  • 2: Count to ARSE within POLAK 10 PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOMseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKING DAMN BOOBS nor BIRD SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell DAMN yourself you GOD DAMMIT don't ASSRAPING have LIKE FATHER LIKE SON this DOG SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BLUMPKIN WITH NASTY JACKASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING A FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FROG'S FAT ASS last straw CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT!

I fucking put GYPSY' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOCKIE the TOP OF PISS THIS WALRUS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ALF offensive. IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! . I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try CHAV to battle RAT'S COCK'BITCH that tight-ass FUCKTARD 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LET'S SHIT it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' ANUSCAKE CAMEL JOCKEY'MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING LIMEY is a laughing TWAT matter. Plus there GOD DAMMIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on EAT MY SHIT! Uncyclopedia, there are MOTHERFUCKER articles SHITSLIDE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TESTICLE CHOKE stuff. So WANK that means CLEMEN stop getting mad at the SHITTY first part too and FUCK YOU talking about the CUNT CRAPPER letter that it's CUNTYMINTS mocking (what NICARAGUA letter? I don't even know what JOHNNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIGGER hi self ALF even made a really YOU WANKER good point. "It's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI nothing more SHITE from a head nod to a SHITE knee tick". CRAP. Which I'll add CROTCH onto TOSSER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITS suffer that CONDOMS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to STRAWBERRY ASS be, because if I were a BASTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITTIES hilarious. If you DICKLICK Want facts, go on MAMA MIA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read YOU WANKER the freaking HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS article anyway.

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SHIT LIKE A HORSE ARSE DAMN FUCK TWAT COCK DUMBASS ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CLUSTER FUCK WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DUNE COON BITCH BIRD SHIT NIPPLES DAMN CUNNILINGUS FUCK DAMN PISS OFF SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU REDSKIN DAMN CROTCH HELL FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACK OFF CLIT CUNT JIGGABOO YOGHURT CANNON ASS FUCK OFF DILDO SCUMBAG SAGGY TITS DOUCHING RAT'S COCK PEARL NECKLACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TURD SHAKOPEE BUTTFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS ASS LIMEY HONKY ASSHOLE CUNT FUCKER BASTARD DIPSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITE YID ASS ASSWIPE DAMMIT WIENER DONKEY PUNCHER FEWMETS DILDO HELL TUBA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TWISTY VAGINA SHITTY SHITHEAD BLOWJOB BOB SAGET DICK SPIC CUNT BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER FALUN GONG CUNT FUCKFACE BUKKAKE SHITFACE SHAKOPEE SHITHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUGGER OFF ASSHAT BOOBS BEAVER I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER ASS DOUCHEBAG NI YID SUCK MY DICK SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK A DUCK BUTT-HEAD SHITCOCK YOU WANKER SHITHEAD CHIGGER RAGHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER CRAP FUCKTARD FUCKFACE PRICK DICKFACE TOWELHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD DAMN DOUCHETITS SEMEN JAP LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE WETBACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKHEAD I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE MALL SANTA CUNT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FAGGOT BOYCOTT VIACOM! KIKE CHAV FLYING FUCK TITTIES BUKKAKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT ASSWIPE SHITE TWISTY VAGINA SHITSLINGING JACKASS WHORE ORGASM GOD DAMN DUMBASS NIGGER BELLEND PISS LET'S SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! NIPPLES MONKEY SHIT FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH GOD DAMMIT BASTARD DICKWAD WHORE BITCH GANGBANG SHITSLINGING FUCKING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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GOD DAMN WANK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS [Insert silly non-swear here] SPANK THE MONKEY JACKASS P'KANG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOTHERFUCKER DYKE CLIT CHOAD KISSER ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BOOBS TIT DIRT SCUMBAG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TWAT WOP FUCKING JUMP! FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER NI FELCHING WINDOWS VISTA PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS RONNIE CORBETT BUKKAKE BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LET'S SHIT POLACK SUCK MY DICK FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKTARD DILDO BLOWJOB FAG CAMEL JOCKEY SEX BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD FRIG FENCE JUMPER PISS DOUCHETITS BITCH BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHIT SPUNK WOODPECKERSHIT NEGRO FROG'S FAT ASS YOUR MOM BOLLOCKS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANK FUCK ALF SEX BASTARD DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT KRAUT CRAP ON A STICK BITCH TAFFY INJUN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GIVING HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

STUB BALLS DICK NIGGER FUCKING JUMP! CHRISTHUMPER SHITTY REBECCA BLACK DICK MASTURBATION SEMEN TITTIES DOUCHETITS CLEMEN MOCKIE CLUSTER FUCK BELGIUM I WILL END YOU! KNOBJOCKEY ASS CHIGGER SEX BITCH DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX HEIL HITLER! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAMN JERRY ASS WIGGER FUCKBAG POLESMOKER O CANADA BITCH JIGGABOO NIGNOG ASS TRANNY WANKER DAGO VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY LAKE TITICACA FUCK HORSE SHIT FUCKING DAMMIT GOATSE FUCKBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ GO HOME AND DIE DICKHEAD JOHN ELWAY SPIC FUCKING GRINGO Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WOP and with the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA and his TIT DIRT of girraffes in which DICKLICK while reading about BALL SACK!!!!!!!!!

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