Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BALLS'FRAK'QUEEF'GOD DAMN'GOD DAMN'BLISTERING BARNACLES'SHITPISSER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PISSHOLE look at the GOD DAMMIT talk page of this TAMPONS article for notes or discussion before BOOBS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GANGBANG neurochemical FUCK disorder BULLSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITE, sudden FELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BALLS or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MALARKY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JESUS FUCKING CHRIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CRAPMUNCHER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUKKAKE utterFUCKance of socially THONG TASTER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CLUSTERFUCK television programs to address FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's is JACKASS not to be WEHATEMARIO confused with GOAT DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI random BUTTFUCKER disorientation, culturally-RUSKIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth REDSKIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, QUEEF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I AM CORNHOLIO! AUTOFELLATIO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SCROTUM souvenir shoppes and massive WANKER quantities CLUSTERFUCK of ANAL DIABETES BASTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A FLYING FUCK Polite Note to the SEX Author:

The TITS & DICKS Tourette's TOTAL Research Institute was FUCK OFF founded to MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HAIL SATAN! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS article BUTTFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POTTYMOUTH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSFACE Tourrette's sufferers PISS ARTIST swear. You can MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANK TV, for always focusing on the DICK TITS bad side of a terrible RANDY TRAVIS thing.
• The main BONER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS UP MY ARSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POLAK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIPSHIT knee COON NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUNG-HOLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAGHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SON OF A BITCH sufferers to become FUCKWIT manically depressed and COCKSUCKER commit BOLLOCKS suicide.
• There is no HELL cure, and the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTT PIRATE tics often have adverse MONKEY SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA perodol" which caused my entire JACK OFF body to go MAMA MIA numb and SHITFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! drug.

I am an active member of a WIENER tourette syndrome JOHNNY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMN the SHITFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "YOUR MOM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS OFF sorry for BIGNOSE "hi-jacking" your LIKE FATHER LIKE SON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CONDOMS this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a DARTH VADER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TAMPON IN MY ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TRANNY, and making fun of a BOB SAGET horrible disorder is (not) PORCUPINE'S BALLS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOTHERFUCKER time.

Best BUGFUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DELICIOUS CAKE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. SHITSKIN Regards to Andrew PIG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The CUNNILINGUS bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you NAZI want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN IT saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my WANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT and PISS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKSTAIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HORSE SHIT BAND WITH 4 CHUFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUCHE NAZI HORSE! SHITE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITE'S HOUSE

How PISS OFF to WETBACK cure CLUSTERFUCK the BUTT-HOLE Tourette's PUSSYLICKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PIG for BITCH Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome SUGARTITS is KAFFIR following CUNT these PISS UP MY ARSE rules FUCKTARD in SHUT UP, MEG! order:

• 1: Avoid FLYING FUCK immature BLUMPKIN little NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! kids,
• 2: Count to DUMBASS within CHING CHONG CHINK 10 FLYING RAT'S ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BLUMPKIN DAMN BOOBS nor PUSSYLICKER talk,
• 4: Tell BLOWJOB yourself you BOOBIES don't DOM DeLUISE have BUTT PIRATE this CHIGGER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST WITH NASTY PISSHOLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITE last straw SHITE!

I fucking put WALRUS SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISS ARTIST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SCROTUM the TOP OF FUCK THIS WOP ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DIPSHIT offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FROG'S FAT ASS people who try PUSSY to battle PISS ARTIST'BLISTERING BARNACLES that tight-ass RECTUM RAIDER 17-year-FELCHING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! it now, but someone said SHITTY' DAMN SHIT'HENTAI on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GYPSY is a laughing IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD matter. Plus there FUCKWIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TOWELHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK articles MICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NIGGER stuff. So FUCKFACE that means ASSBANDIT stop getting mad at the FUCK OFF first part too and BUGGER OFF talking about the HOT GRITS letter that it's WANK mocking (what NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian BEAVER hi self FUCKER even made a really PISS OFF good point. "It's JIGGABOO nothing more DICKHEAD from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". DICK. Which I'll add SHITHEAD onto JOHN SMILEY FACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't INBRED suffer that JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOUCHE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DONALD RUMSFELD be, because if I were a 30 CASES OF PICKLES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS hilarious. If you CAMEL JOCKEY Want facts, go on IN SACREMENT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SEMEN be offended, don't read BULLSHIT the freaking SHIT article anyway.

SHITSLINGING DOG SHIT PEARL NECKLACE GIVING HEAD BUKKAKE DOUCHEBAG COON FUCKBAG BOOBS

SHITTY BUKKAKE SHITFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WANK BASTARD PUSSYLICKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT REDNECK HITLER WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ALEX TREBEK BONER MOZILLA FIREFOX CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD TITS BIBLE BASHER [EXPLETIVE] PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTBUCKET FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER NORTH KOREA HO HELLFUCKER BITCH WIENER MILF SHITE FUDGEPACKER FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BOLLOCKS YID SOD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITE CRAPMUNCHER DICKFACE GOOK DAMN CRAP CUNT TWAT INJUN HELL PISS DOUCHE DILDO BALLS PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA [expletive deleted] JIZZ FAG SUITCASE PENIS LENS CRAFTERS BOB SAGET DAGO GOD DAMN DAMN IT DICKFACE BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD FRIG GOD DAMMIT JIGGABOO FUCK SHIT FUCK MINORITIES FRIG ORGASM BASEBALL PENISPENISPENIS!!! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS VAGINA CRACKER FUCK YOU DONKEY DICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TENTACLE RAPE PENIS DAMNATION SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU ASS FASCIST BUTT-HEAD TITS DONKEY PUNCHER CROTCH BRITNEY O KURWA! DOUCHE FLYING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT I LIKE SCHOOL OH SHI– BEAVER CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FELLATIO FUCKHEAD MALARKY SHITTY SHIT ASSCRACK SHITBALLS TAFFY BEANER FUCK FUDGEPACKER CROTCH HONKY ASS suck my mothers MARCH OF FLAMES REDNECK GENITALIA DICKLICK NECROPHILIA ASSHAT ASSWIPE FREE ELECTIONS ASSHOLE MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT TWAT CUNTSWILLING PEDOPHILIA BASTARD SHITFACE MOCKIE MILF GARBAGE DAY! BELLEND ASSHOLE SCROTUM ASSWIPE LET'S SHIT TEDDY BEARS DUMBASS FLAMEVIPER BALL SACK PAKI WANK SPANK THE MONKEY RICK MORANIS HORSE PENIS FUCKWIT PISSHOLE PUSSY FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD BUGFUCK BOOBIES JERK OFF TWISTY VAGINA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PUNANI CRAPMUNCHER WEHATEMARIO FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES [expletive deleted] JACKASS BALLS JACK OFF COLGATE TOSSER FUCKWIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JAP OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKFACE DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS INCEST TITS & DICKS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN ASS ABO DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN ASS YOU SUCK BALLS BITCH FUCKFACE CUNTSWILLING MINORITIES DAMNATION JAP ABO GOAT DICK DICKFACE SHIT SHIT SHITFUCKER BITCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK FAGGOT SHITCOCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT CUNT CUNT COCKSMOKER POLAK PISS FUCKING ARSE FUCK CARPET MUNCHER GRINGO DICK CHICKEN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HELL PISS JIZZ DAMN FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER DILDO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSHOLE SHITE ARSE MONGOLIANS COCKSUCKER BLOWJOB FUCKING A FUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF DESU VAGINA TITS TITS ASSFACE ASS FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BULLSHIT JAP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN JIZZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKHEAD HORSE SHIT COON 666 HELL PISS UP MY ARSE NAZI BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK ASS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH BITCH ASS WANK BELLEND CLIT NIGGER SHITTY HAIL SATAN! BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKTARD CARPET MUNCHER BUTT PIRATE BASTARD TAMPONS RAT'S ASS SHITTY FUCK JOHNNY GANGBANG FUCKING VAGINA OSTRICH MY ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL RANDY TRAVIS BOOBIES FUCKHEAD THONG TASTER CHOAD KISSER TURD WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT HELL BALLS CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITHEAD BOB SAGET FLYING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING MALARKY CLUSTERFUCK BOLLOCKS WHORE CUNT WANK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING STRAWBERRY ASS PRICK TAMPON IN MY ASS FELLATIO SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN PRICK VANITY PAGES ROCK DOUCHEBAG DAMNATION FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHUFF SHAKOPEE PISS OFF SHIT ASS POLAK FUCK OFF FELCHING TITS & DICKS JIGGABOO MARGARET THATCHER CUNT SCUMBAG WANK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUKKAKE FUCKING SUCK A BIG DICK PISS HADJI FLYING FUCK DAMN CONDOMS FUCK YOU SOD OFF SUCK MY DICK JACKASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING PENIS SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE REDNECK NIGGER NECROPHILIA BOOBIES HELL CRAP ON A STICK BATHING SUIT AREA SHITFUCKER WIENER SHITE JAP BUKKAKE NAZI PISS ARTIST SHIT SEX POLESMOKER PUNANI BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK TITS SEX BLOWJOB INBRED BRUSH MA TEETH POOPY BUNG-HOLE COCK MILF IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU NI WETBACK DAMNATION SHIT SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER DONKEY DICK DOG SHIT FRAK TIT SPRINKLES FUCK WANK SOD OFF BIRD SHIT FELCHING PENIS GRINGO SHITE PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN RUSKIE FUCK OFF BUGFUCK BITCH BULLSHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DIPSHIT GARBAGE DAY! CUNT SHITHEAD CUNT SON OF A BITCH STEVE BALLMER POOPOO DELICIOUS CAKE ORGASM SHITFACE FUCKFACE HONKY 666 JACKASS WILLY WONKA CAMEL JOCKEY REBECCA BLACK BITCH POMMIE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT BUKKAKE OPINION SHITBALLS PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK THONG TASTER PENIS BIRD IN THE HOUSE CAMEL JOCKEY GIVING HEAD SHITSLINGING FUCKING CROTCH SCUMBUCKET MAMA MIA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NECROPHILIA JERK OFF BULLSHIT NIPPLES WANKER MAMA MIA FUCK OFF DOT HEAD NIGGER DILDO RAT'S COCK LOGJAMMER HITLER WALRUS SHIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKING FENCE JUMPER CUNT ORGASM FUCKING SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH SHITTY DICKFACE GOD DAMN POLAK FUCKWIT DUMBASS DICKWAD DAMMIT PUSSYLICKER CUNT INJUN FUCKHEAD BASTARD SCROTUM JIZZ STEVE BALLMER BUGGER OFF COCKSHITTER GIVING HEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK YOU JERK OFF NIHILISM CHINK ANUSCAKE DOUCHE NAZI CUNT NIGNOG TENTACLE RAPE TIMBER NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK MOCCASINS FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY ASS SHITE FUCK NUGGET TAMPONS SPANK THE MONKEY DICKLICK SCUMBAG COCKSMOKER DAMN SAGGY TITS ORGASM NIGNOG DIPSHIT GOOK DONALD RUMSFELD TWAT TIT SPRINKLES MONKEY BALLS NIPPLES DICKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY SCUMBAG DOODIE HEAD PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHEBAG STEVE BALLMER JACKASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CLUSTERFUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DYKE DOUCHING FUCKHEAD HAIL SATAN! PENIS GRINGO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PRICK CHICKEN SHIT WHITE PEOPLE POTTYMOUTH WHORE PENIS SHITE FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT RAT'S COCK FRIG ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS SHITSLINGING ASS WOODPECKERSHIT BATMAN & ROBIN LET'S SHIT DICKFACE DAMN PRICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! SHIT KRAUT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT ASSHAT SHITFACE BIRD SHIT BITCH JACK OFF CHOAD GOD DAMMIT SUITCASE PENIS KNOBJOCKEY BLOWJOB BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER FELCHMONKEY SCUMBAG SHITSLINGING HONKY O CANADA CRAP FUCKFACE BEANER PENIS ON A BUN FUCKHEAD PENIS RUSKIE REDNECK DUNE COON GYPSY O KURWA! DOUCHEBAG DIPSHIT BELLEND DICKHEAD INBRED JERK OFF WOP FELLATIO SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER DICK PRICK YOGHURT CANNON FUCKFACE FIST FUCK PICKANINNY BEAVER MACACA INCEST FLYING FUCK RANDY TRAVIS BANGKOK SAND NIGGER VAGINA COCKSMOKER NICARAGUA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHICKEN FRIES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITCUNTING SHITE KAFFIR DIRTY SANCHEZ TITTIES CC PLZ SHITFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FENCE JUMPER BOOBS DOG SHIT BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER DAMN TACO CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WIKIPEDIA CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS POLAK DOUCHING SCUMBAG TWAT BUTTFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS I RAPE WALRUSES! EAT MY SHIT! PUNANI STEVE BALLMER SCUMBAG CHIGGER JACK ABRAMOFF SHITFACE WIENER RAPE JIZZ ASS BIGNOSE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT FUCK YOU TITS NIGNOG BITCH RAGHEAD TITS BUNG-HOLE DAMN FUCKHEAD PISS SACRAMENTO MICK DAMN FUCKBAG TITTIES 30 CASES OF PICKLES POTTYMOUTH JACKASS SHIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BONER PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT FRAK SHITFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE JIZZ DOUCHEBAG LENS CRAFTERS LOLCAT NIGGER FUCK BEAVER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GRINGO DICKHEAD DUNE COON PEARL NECKLACE WANK CAUCASIANS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JERK OFF ANAL PISS GRIS CLEVELAND STEAMER SON OF A BITCH SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] DICKWAD TITWANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST VAGINA MOCCASINS BUKKAKE DAMN NIPPLES CUM FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT FUCK OFF RECTUM RAIDER INCEST DICKFACE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GRINGO GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BUTTFUCKER SHITTY WOP CRACKER BASTARD POLACK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HEIL HITLER! AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER BATMAN & ROBIN SHITPISSER BEANER HORSE SHIT DUNE COON GENITALIA MALARKY EAT MY SHIT! FIST FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PUSSYLICKER PORCH MONKEY SHITFACE NECROPHILIA NECROPHILIA HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HITLER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN SAND NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER SHITHEAD TITS TONY LA RUSSA TUBA FUCKING HITLER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ANAL DIABETES BLOWJOB PORCH MONKEY GIVING HEAD FUCKING A PORCH MONKEY DUMBASS GO HOME AND DIE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL FUCKING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TAFFY DAMN CUM NIGGER GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEMEN ARSE COCKSHITTER PISS HOMO DOUCHING CUM TWAT PIGFUCKER ASS VAGINA JESSE McCARTNEY BOOBIES AMERICA ONLINE PRICK RUSKIE POLACK FOUR-EYES FEMADOM LOLCAT FROG BLUE PENIS! CHINK MACACA LENS CRAFTERS SHITCOCK FRENCH TICKLER WANK GOD DAMN HELL BOOBIES JACKASS YOU WANKER BUGGER FAGGOT JACKASS BUGFUCK ANUSCAKE HUMAN RIGHTS JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN PICKANINNY BASTARD BUGGER WIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT JACKASS CUNTRAG GRINGO ASSFACE CUNTBUCKET RUSTY TROMBONE COON NAZI COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK ORGASM BASTARD ASSRAMMER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MOCCASINS PISS I WILL KILL YOU! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSHOLE NIGNOG BORDER HOPPER BLOWJOB WIGGER SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK SHITFACE ASSWIPE SEMEN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAGO MOTHERFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE NIGGER TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK DONKEY DICK EUROIPODS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TURD GOOK JIZZ NIGNOG CUNT CUNTSWILLING FUCK YOU BITCH BIRD SHIT DAMN IT [Insert yet another person's name here] MAMA MIA SEMEN AUTOFELLATIO PISS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITFACE CUNTBUCKET PRICK CHOAD ART METAL PRODUCTS RANDY TRAVIS SHITFACE JIGGABOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOGHURT CANNON PENIS JAP FAGGOT GOAT DICK WIKIPEDIA DOG SHIT JOHNNY PEEPEE ASSWIPE DAMN I WILL END YOU! TENTACLE RAPE JACK OFF BORDER HOPPER ARFENHOUSE BUGGER OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SMEG CUNT PEDOPHILIA FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RANDY TRAVIS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ASSCRACK FUCK JACKASS ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY POMMIE NIPPLES SOD OFF WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE MACACA BUGFUCK MILF DELICIOUS CAKE POLAK JACK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PEEPEE BONER RAPE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE HELL [Insert swear here] POMMIE BUTTFUCKER BASTARD I AM CORNHOLIO! WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOUCHING BALL SACK ASSFACE FELLATIO SEMEN FUCKFACE FUCKFACE ASSFACE WANKSPLAT GOD DAMMIT GYPSY SHITFACE COON HAIL SATAN! SPICY CUNT FUCK BLOWJOB LAKE TITICACA JIGGABOO INDIA HAS NUKES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLUSTERFUCK I WILL END YOU! CRACKER SHITTY RUSTY TROMBONE DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] BASTARD CUNTBUCKET TITS WHORE PAKI BAD MOTHERFUCKER D'OH EPIDIDYMIS CHOAD CHENEY URINE-GARGLING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FEMADOM FUCK BALLS FUCK OFF WANKER TITS & DICKS NEGRO CHAV FUCKING HELL SUITCASE PENIS LIMEY DAMNATION FUCK YOU O CANADA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK BITCH HELL CUNT BITCH YID ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG CUM SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN CROTCH BASTARD CHIGGER POMMIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SON OF A BITCH GOBSHITE ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCK [expletive deleted] ASSHOLE MICK ALEX TREBEK FUCKING A ASS LICKER MICK AMERICA ONLINE NICARAGUA ORGASM BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITMOUSE YOU WANKER DYKE PRICK JACKASS DIPSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PEARL NECKLACE FIST FUCK CHOAD KISSER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIKIPEDIA CLEMEN WANK DUNE COON GOAT DICK WILLY WONKA PIG FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS SCUMBAG ARSE ASSHAT TITWANK DAMN IT YOU WANKER MALARKY DARTH VADER FUCK NUGGET UIGURS MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! DIPSHIT TITMOUSE GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST MOCCASINS COCKSTUFFER NORTH KOREA YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A BUN PISS ARTIST DAMN BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN DAMN MOLDY TITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH CLIT DONKEY PUNCHER WANK SHIT WANK MARCH OF FLAMES ANUSCAKE CUNT YOU WANKER PISS UP MY ARSE YOU WANKER GOD DAMN FUCK YOU CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKBAG YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION FUCK YOU CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DUMBASS SOD OFF SHITTY KNOBJOCKEY ARSE ORGASM STRAWBERRY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DILDO and with the DAMN and his FUCK YOU of girraffes in which COCK while reading about JACKASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PEARL NECKLACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK