Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUM'RUSKIE'PISS'LAKE TITICACA'DIPSHIT'JAP'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONALD RUMSFELD neurochemical FUCK disorder FROG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS SHIT, sudden VAGINA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITTY or COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated D'OH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TENTACLE RAPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA VAGINA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLYING RAT'S ASS MILF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FASHION BUG utterFUCKance of socially ASSCRACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TOSSER television programs to address TOSSER Tourette's syndrome.

NIPPLES Tourette's is DAMN not to be CUNTSWILLING confused with JOHNNY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PUNANI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHOAD random BITCH disorientation, culturally-WHITE PEOPLE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT language, BIGNOSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JOHN ELWAY souvenir shoppes and massive CHALICE quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES BORDER HOPPER garbage.

Darnit.

A INCEST Polite Note to the THONG TASTER Author:

The I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Tourette's INBRED Research Institute was DICKLICK founded to SHAKOPEE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT CRAPPER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article SHITFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DIPSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers BUGFUCK swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the SHITBALLS bad side of a terrible BULLSHIT thing.
• The main AUTOFELLATIO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLIT knee PUSSYLICKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOTHERFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PAKI school for MILF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and ORGASM commit JUNGLE BUNNY suicide.
• There is no THONG TASTER cure, and the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the suck my mothers tics often have adverse CHOAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MONGOLIANS perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go FUCKTARD numb and [EXPLETIVE] basically made it NIGGA! worse than FEWMETS it is without the ASSHAT drug.

I am an active member of a POLACK tourette syndrome SHITSLINGING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITHEAD the FEMADOM public view of Tourettes as a "IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FOUR-EYES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EMO sorry for BIBLE BASHER "hi-jacking" your TRANNY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSHOLE this that really JACKASS SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be STRAWBERRY ASS, and making fun of a TITTIES horrible disorder is (not) JERK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BALL SACK time.

Best COCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITWANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. FUCKTARD Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The ASSBANDIT bastard who wrote this article. You can TITS punch him if you JIGGABOO want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ART METAL PRODUCTS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my KNOBJOCKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JACKASS SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIPPLES and SON OF A BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TWO-INCH PENIS BAND WITH 4 JOHN ELWAY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HORSE! JACKASS SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JACKASS SHIT'S HOUSE

How ASSCRACK to PISS ARTIST cure FUCKING the OH SHI– Tourette's GOD BLESS AMERICA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLIT for WEHATEMARIO Tourette's COON Syndrome FUCKER is NIGGER following JIGGABOO these ARSE rules ARSE in CHIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKING A immature NIPPLES little DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S kids,
• 2: Count to CHUFF within PISS 10 SCROTUMseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PEEPEE CLIT DOODIE HEAD nor DOUGHNUT PUNCHER talk,
• 4: Tell SEX yourself you ANUSCAKE don't NIGGER have PUNANI this FUCK YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKWIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JACKASS SHIT last straw SHITHEAD!

I fucking put PRICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIENER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ARSE the TOP OF BLOWJOB THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TUBA offensive. CUNTYMINTS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITMOUSE people who try CLIT to battle AUTOFELLATIO'BULLSHIT that tight-ass FALSE BENSON 17-year-POOPOO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POLESMOKER it now, but someone said FUCK' GYPSY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING'PISSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BENSON SUCKS is a laughing BIGNOSE matter. Plus there SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PUNANI Uncyclopedia, there are ASSCRACK articles SHITSLIDE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING A stuff. So ASSWIPE that means BASTARD stop getting mad at the JUNGLE BUNNY first part too and FRIG talking about the FUCKING JUMP! letter that it's DICK IN A BOX mocking (what DICKHEAD letter? I don't even know what NECROPHILIA the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITTY hi self ASS even made a really ASSCRACK good point. "It's BUTTFUCKER nothing more WANKER from a head nod to a ROSIE O'DONNELL knee tick". FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA. Which I'll add FUCKER onto ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NAZI suffer that FUCKWIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JELLY BEANS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NEGRO be, because if I were a HOSER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DILDO hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on NI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POMMIE be offended, don't read PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the freaking JERRY article anyway.

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKING BLOWJOB MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! BEAVER CUNT LAPPER BITCH DICKFACE SEX

DOG FUCKER ALF PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING REDEEMING VALUE GIVING HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNTSWILLING CHING CHONG CHINK BELLEND DICK CHICKEN CHOAD BITCH FREE ELECTIONS SHIT DICKHEAD HELLFIRE FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIPSHIT NIPPLES YOU WANKER FUCKFACE BITCH UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TITS & DICKS CLIT ASS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY BUGGER BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER BITCH NICARAGUA FRITZ VENEREAL DISEASE DAMMIT DILDO DAMN ABO RUSTY TROMBONE GANGBANG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF SHIT BITCH BALL SACK I'LL RAPE YOU NIPPLES YOGHURT CANNON CONDOMS BUNG-HOLE DUMBASS CHUCK NORRIS GOD DAMN NIGNOG SUCK MY DICK WANK ARSE EPIDIDYMIS WILLY WONKA POWERSHIT JACK OFF SHITE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE CHAV BUTTFUCKER AY-AY-AY SHITHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP AY-AY-AY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKER KU KLUX KLAN POOPOO ASSFACE DOUCHING TWISTY VAGINA THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE [EXPLETIVE] CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIPPLES HENTAI VENEREAL DISEASE PORCH MONKEY SHITBALLS DICK GO HOME AND DIE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA INVISIBLE! BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT LIKE A HORSE BULLSHIT HORSE SHIT CROTCH FUCKFACE GOD DAMN TITTIES EAT MY SHIT! POMMIE JACKASS PENIS BLUE PENIS! SHITSKIN SCROTUM ASSRAPING FROG'S FAT ASS ASSWIPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS WANK RANDY TRAVIS DYKE SHITSKIN CHING CHONG CHINK CROTCH FUCKWIT TITS & DICKS ASS SOD SCUMBUCKET RHODESIA PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MOLDY TITS NIGNOG SHITSKIN suck my mothers BOLLOCKS KRAUT SHITSLIDE COCKSTUFFER NI TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STRAWBERRY ASS SHITFACE HO WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN P'KANG CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING RUSKIE BOOBS YOU WANKER SUCK A BIG DICK BASTARD YOU WANKER HELL FUCKING MONKEY SHIT FUCKER NAZI COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HELL FIST FUCK ORGASM FAGGOT JAP FUCKER GANGBANG WHORE FEWMETS COCKSMOKER BOOBIES SON OF A BITCH GIVING HEAD DICKLICK CHUFF SHIT SAGGY TITS D'OH O CANADA FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS COON DIPSHIT FUCKWIT TITS RUSTY TROMBONE CUNTRAG SMEG BIGNOSE FUCKER CUNT JIZZ FUCKTARD BITCH BUKKAKE DAMN FELCHING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL CUNT WIGGER CRAP ON A STICK BITCH FELCHMONKEY ASSFACE FEWMETS NIPPLES PEARL NECKLACE CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA DAGO CUNTRAG I WILL END YOU! CUNTBUCKET BAT FUCK INSANE FRIG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNTSWILLING POOPOO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PEARL NECKLACE DIPSHIT HENTAI YOU WANKER ASSWIPE CROTCH FUCKWIT FEMADOM BRITNEY SHIT WETBACK PISS OFF RAT'S COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT SOD OFF DICKWAD PRICK CRAPFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITTY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WETBACK JACKASS SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PAKI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NIGGER SHITE INCEST SHITE DICKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BALLS LET'S SHIT RAPE SCROTUM ASSFACE BITCH BUTTFUCKER GRUE RAPE PORCH MONKEY SUCK MY COCK WIGGER CROTCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTTFUCKER MASTURBATION DOUCHETITS HOT GRITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH BASTARD BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT CUNT POLAK CUNTSWILLING FUCK MALL SANTA BUGGER suck my mothers pen0r BALL SACK ASS HELL BULLSHIT FUCKING BITCH SHIT TRANNY DIPSHIT O CANADA HELL YOU WANKER BRUSH MA TEETH ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX DAGO SHITFUCKER O CANADA ARSEBADGERS 666 SHITFUCKER CUNT EMO PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER HELL THONG TASTER ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRENCH TICKLER TOWELHEAD TITS FRITZ HADJI FUCK A DUCK NAZI [expletive deleted] DOG SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELLATIO NIPPLES BASTARD BULLSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX BELGIUM KNOBJOCKEY LOLCAT PEEPEE CLEVELAND STEAMER FROG'S FAT ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING TWAT CUNT CRAPPER DIPSHIT SHITHEAD FROG RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITE ASS SHIT BENCH PRESS CLIT HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT WANKSPLAT SHITSLINGING ASSHAT LIMEY DILDO TITTIES GOD DAMN COON CRACKER SHITE RUSTY TROMBONE NORTH KOREA ANUSCAKE NIGGER MARCH OF FLAMES JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN IT GOD DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GANGBANG BELGIUM FUCKBAG WANK SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK BIGNOSE FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING FUCK OFF YOU WANKER CUNTRAG ASSHOLE SEX PISS ARTIST PRICK SHITHEAD SHITFACE DIPSHIT HELL HELLFUCKER DAGO MILF CLIT PISSHOLE IN SACREMENT REBECCA BLACK RECTUM RAIDER LOGJAMMER CUNT FUCKWIT DOUCHE NAZI DIPSHIT TAMPONS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TAFFY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING A FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD INCEST FRIG BLISTERING BARNACLES BANGKOK COCKSUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POOPOO RICK MORANIS FRIG ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TAMPON IN MY ASS CARPET MUNCHER DOUCHING FRENCH TICKLER COCK SOD DICK MONKEY BALLS DOUCHEBAG KIDDY FIDDLER CONDOMS FAG PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN SPICY CUNT FUCK MONKEY SHIT WIENER ASS FUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHAT JOHN SMILEY FACE DIPSHIT CUNTSWILLING WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT DAGO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RAGHEAD BUNG-HOLE RAPE CUNT YOUR MOM RAT'S ASS SHITCUNTING BULLCRAP DUMBASS RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE FUCKING A POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER FASHION BUG DELICIOUS CAKE WANKSPLAT FELCHING ASSFACE SCUMBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX BELGIUM PISS OFF HAIL SATAN! CHICKEN FRIES REDNECK SON OF A BITCH CRACKER CLEVELAND STEAMER LET'S SHIT BASTARD SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUGARTITS GOD DAMN DEVELOPERS! JACK OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMN IT [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN BUTT-HOLE HO PISS NIGGER SHITCOCK PISS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLYING FUCK POOPY BUTT PIRATE CECIL JOHN RHODES YOU SUCK BALLS POMMIE SHITTY YOUR MOM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSWIPE CHINK LIMEY SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL SHAKOPEE GOOK PIG RAT'S COCK WIGGER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MASTURBATION SHIT DOG SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS ALF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUM WIKIPEDIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNTBUCKET ALEX TREBEK LET'S SHIT WIENER RECTUM RAIDER DUNE COON WHORE INBRED TWISTY VAGINA BASTARD NICARAGUA PISS OFF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHITTY ARSE POOPOO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DILDO BENCH PRESS FRIG FUCK CUNNILINGUS BELLEND GANGBANG BUTT PIRATE ANAL BOOBIES HELL ASS FASCIST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKSHITTER SHITE CUNT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY SEX DIPSHIT DICK TITS ABO SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD LIMEY O KURWA! PUSSY DAMNATION WIENER CUNTYMINTS SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SEX ASSFACE NIGGER SHITFACE GOD DAMN ASS YOGHURT CANNON BORDER HOPPER SPANK THE MONKEY CLIT DAMN CRAPMUNCHER KRAUT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DUMBASS SUCK MY DICK CUNT STEVE BALLMER ALEX TREBEK WANK PUSSY DAMMIT DAMMIT RAGHEAD SCUMBAG FUCK ASSHOLE POMMIE DICK FUCKTARD HITLER DICK IN A BOX SHIT WANK DARTH VADER ASSHAT ARSE FUCKFUCKFUCK RUSKIE ASSBANDIT ASSBANDIT DAMN FUCK SHITFACE SEX HELLFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD HELL DIPSHIT NAZI COCKSHITTER ASSHOLE HELL SEMPRINI DAMN IT HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF CHOAD KISSER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS NIHILISM HAIL SATAN! CHOAD KISSER BASTARD DICK DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTYMINTS NECROPHILIA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHOAD FIST FUCK PENIS SUCK MY DICK GYPSY ASSFACE ASSWIPE CLUSTER FUCK COCKSUCKER RAT'S ASS ASS WANK TOSSER PORCH MONKEY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING NIPPLES WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD REDSKIN DICK IN A BOX CUNNILINGUS WILLY WONKA DOUCHETITS DONKEY PUNCHER NECROPHILIA FUCKBAG TITTYWANK WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NEGRO FUCKING JUMP! COCKSUCKER GYPSY BLISTERING BARNACLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAGHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKHEAD WETBACK SEMEN DICK TITS POTTYMOUTH FUCKSTAIN [Insert swear here] BELLEND SHIT JAP ASSHAT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLUSTER FUCK JIGGABOO INBRED DEVELOPERS! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HELL HO BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK PISS OFF TENTACLE RAPE CUNTRAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNT JAP CLUSTER FUCK ARSE ORGASM POO POO BLOWJOB CLUSTER FUCK SHITHEAD PUSSYLICKER SON OF A BITCH ARSE SHITCUNTING JACKASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHIGGER FELCHING ASSWIPE NEGRO CUNT FEMADOM BULLSHIT FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP NIGGER ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CRAPPY BUGGER MARGARET THATCHER YOU WANKER TOSSER VAGINA BUGGER 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCK GENITALIA TITS WEHATEMARIO GYPSY COCK GRIS PISS ASSHOLE POLACK FUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS ALF AY-AY-AY FUCK YOU ASSWIPE DILDO PENIS RUSKIE CONSENSUS FUCK SHITHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY COMMUNIST DILDO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BALLS ASS DIPSHIT BOON ASS PISS OFF MY ASS CRAP ON A STICK INBRED LIMEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOBSHITE DICK TITS I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NECROPHILIA BASTARD HITLER TURD POMMIE DOUCHING MARGARET THATCHER FUCK YOU DAMMIT BEANER ASS PUNANI CHRISTHUMPER ARSE SHITTY CUNT FUCKTARD HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT DOG SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HOMO TITTIES SPIC CROTCH CRAPMUNCHER BLOWJOB BLESSED DAMN SAINT PISSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS FELLATIO RAPE BASTARD FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH FUCKTARD SHITTY ADMINS ARE GAY ASSFACE TITS BASTARD PECKERHEAD WINDOWS VISTA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD ABO TITTIES FUCKHEAD CUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HORSE SHIT FUCKWIT CHOAD KISSER BITCH SHITTY CROTCH ASSHAT SHIT BONER PENIS ON A BUN HITLER GIVING HEAD DIPSHIT DOG FUCKER JERRY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ANUSCAKE SHITE CUM DYKE ASSHAT FUCKHEAD GENITALIA BASTARD DYKE FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH CHICKEN FRIES CUNT DYKE 666 JIZZ DAMMIT GOD BLESS AMERICA LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE AUTOFELLATIO SHIT PUPPIES PISS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CLEMEN ANAL BUKKAKE PUSSY DONALD RUMSFELD DUNE COON JACKASS GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PUSSY JENKEM SHIT FAG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOD DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S ASS SPANK THE MONKEY BONER DONKEY PUNCHER COCK DICK WANK MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES POLESMOKER PISSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE DICKWAD ASSFACE SEMEN CUNTBUCKET BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD REBECCA BLACK DILDO HORSE SHIT SHITE TITTYWANK DAMN IT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CRAP ASS FUCK DAMN ASSCRACK GENITALIA ASS FASCIST BUGFUCK SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD COON ASSRAPING DONKEY PUNCHER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MARY WHITEHOUSE GRINGO BOLLOCKS RANDY TRAVIS SON OF A BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A FUCKER BALL SACK KIKE CUNT FUCK ASSCRACK POLESMOKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT ASSWIPE DICKHEAD ARSEBADGERS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGGER HELLFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK YOU GOOK BALLS CHICKEN FRIES GENITALIA PEDOPHILIA LET'S SHIT PUSSYLICKER COCKSHITTER WANK MALARKY SHITSKIN PRICK DAMN SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO INBRED ASSHAT PISSHOLE SMILES CHIGGER SHITFACE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CLUSTER FUCK HEIL HITLER! COCKSHITTER DAGO FIST FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SAGGY TITS BOLLOCKS BALL SACK DOG SHIT ANUSCAKE DAMNATION CLUSTER FUCK TACO CARPET MUNCHER BULLSHIT FUCKING MOZILLA FIREFOX WOP FUCK CLIT AUTOFELLATIO BORDER HOPPER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASS CUNNILINGUS NIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK ALF FALSE BENSON BUGGER WIENER ABO TOTAL GOD DAMMIT I AM CORNHOLIO! JUSTIN BIEBER SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY HO BOOBS HELL DAMN HENTAI BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK HELL TOWELHEAD BALLS SHITFACE SHITCOCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BALLS GOAT DICK DYKE FUCK COMMUNION WAFER NI TAMPON IN MY ASS GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER DIPSHIT ANAL DIABETES I WILL END YOU! RAT'S COCK HELL HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE COCKSTUFFER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK KAFFIR BUKKAKE FENCE JUMPER PRICK PEDOPHILIA NIGGER ASSHAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKER O CANADA GOD DAMMIT DAGO DOT HEAD FUCK A DUCK FUCKSTAIN AMERICA ONLINE JACKASS MALARKY SHIT CUNT CLUSTER FUCK THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! DAMN IT SHIT COCKSHITTER GOD DAMN FUCK WETBACK ASSWIPE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SEX POOPY GOD DAMMIT NAZI BITCH SHITTY GYPSY DAGO PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITFACE PENIS PISS ARTIST SHIT JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHETITS LET'S SHIT JACKASS SHIT PIGFUCKER LIMEY GANGBANG FENCE JUMPER BALL SACK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FALSE BENSON and with the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! and his CLIT of girraffes in which IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! while reading about KAFFIR!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SUGARTITS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSHOLE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is WIENER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its STEVE BALLMER subject. If you do not find it funny I'LL RAPE YOU, it is probably because you are an INBRED BITCH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DOUCHING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! joke loses its humour YOU WANKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so LOGJAMMER ignorant, then you wouldn't have BUKKAKE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TIMBER NIGGER DILDO ASS WANKSPLAT ASSFACE!!!!!I <3 COCK

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