Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's POLAK'JERK OFF'PRICK'FUCKING'ASSBANDIT'ASS FASCIST'TAMPONS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAT'S COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNTING ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLSHIT, sudden DYKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SPIC or JOHNNY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FENCE JUMPER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BLISTERING BARNACLES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DONKEY DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BEANER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELCHING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially WALRUS SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JIZZ television programs to address SHITE Tourette's syndrome.

DUMBASS Tourette's is CUNT not to be JIZZ confused with FUCKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DARTH VADER random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-POMMIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BRUSH MA TEETH language, FUCKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places O KURWA! FIRECROTCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKSTAIN souvenir shoppes and massive POTTYMOUTH quantities SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH of ANAL DIABETES DICKFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A ARSE Polite Note to the RAT'S ASS Author:

The I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Tourette's DAMMIT Research Institute was DOUCHEBAG founded to WIENER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POWERSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITSKIN article BOB SAGET funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKSTAIN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers FELLATIO swear. You can BAD MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP bad side of a terrible SHIT LIKE A HORSE thing.
• The main CLUSTERFUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHOAD KISSER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIPSHIT knee GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ABO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAMEL JOCKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ARSE school for I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JENKEM sufferers to become BOLLOCKS manically depressed and GENITALIA commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no NIGNOG cure, and the GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BEANER tics often have adverse CHAV side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS SHIT body to go SACRAMENTO numb and WILLY WONKA basically made it NIGGA! worse than YOU WANKER it is without the CRAPFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a SHITHEAD tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TOURETTE'S SYNDROME the SON OF A BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POMMIE sorry for I'LL RAPE YOU "hi-jacking" your POLESMOKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really FUCK OFF annoys me. I am working towards a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITS & DICKS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BATHING SUIT AREA, and making fun of a PISS OFF horrible disorder is (not) WANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FROG'S FAT ASS time.

Best YOU WANKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNNILINGUS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your CHINA SUCKS capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. BUTT PIRATE Regards to Andrew SHITSLINGING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKER punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAPE saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DAMN IT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BULLSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POWERSHIT and MOCCASINS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITTYWANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITTY BAND WITH 4 suck my mothers MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKWAD HORSE! BULLSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BULLSHIT'S HOUSE

How FUCK OFF to DIRTY SANCHEZ cure NIGGER the BANGKOK Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GYPSY for BELLEND Tourette's BAD MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome FUCKING FUCKFUCKER is DAGO following CHRISTHUMPER these RUSTY TROMBONE rules POOPOO in JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS order:

• 1: Avoid SOD OFF immature FUCKSTAIN little SHITFACE kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKWIT within MOTHERFUCKER 10 I FUCKED KIM JONG-ILseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DOG FUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES nor LIMEY talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT yourself you SOD OFF don't TITWANK have COCKSMOKER this DOUCHE NAZI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY ANAL DIABETES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SACRAMENTO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BULLSHIT last straw PENIS ON A STICK!

I fucking put LIMEY' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNT the TOP OF INBRED THIS DOUCHEBAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NEGRO offensive. HADJI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANKER people who try FLAMING ASS BADGER to battle BULLSHIT'CRAPMUNCHER that tight-ass MASTURBATION 17-year-RAPE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHIGGER it now, but someone said WANK' NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK'TRANNY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing MILF matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are PEDOPHILIA articles DONKEY PUNCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKBAG stuff. So COCKSUCKER that means ASSHAT stop getting mad at the AUTOFELLATIO first part too and BITCH talking about the SMEG letter that it's DOUCHETITS mocking (what CHAV letter? I don't even know what ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! the heck you're talking about). Adrian AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI hi self FRED PHELPS even made a really PUNANI good point. "It's DUMBASS nothing more Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! from a head nod to a CHOAD knee tick". MALARKY. Which I'll add FUCKSTAIN onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FROG suffer that FUCKTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RECTUM RAIDER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SNUFF PORN be, because if I were a DONKEY PUNCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POWERSHIT hilarious. If you HELLFIRE Want facts, go on DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ARSEBADGERS be offended, don't read RAPE the freaking DICK TITS article anyway.

SLOPE RAT'S COCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITS SHITCOCK CUM GOAT DICK TAFFY BITCH SCROTUM

DIPSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER HO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PEACEFUL FROG HEIL HITLER! WALRUS SHIT SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE CUNTRAG LENS CRAFTERS HELL TOSSER FUCKWIT PECKERHEAD FAGGOT WIGGER CUNNILINGUS HORSE SHIT MONGOLIANS COMMUNIST DILDO RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEARL NECKLACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GIVING HEAD DICKLICK HOMO DICKHEAD FRIG RANDY TRAVIS BITCH PISS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JACK ABRAMOFF COCKSTUFFER REBECCA BLACK BONG ASSCRACK SHITFACE FLYING FUCK RANDY TRAVIS JACKASS HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TITMOUSE SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER DICK TITS FUCKSTAIN POMMIE BOOBIES BIRD SHIT FLYING FUCK O KURWA! BOB SAGET CONDOMS SUGARTITS PENIS ARSE SPUNK SHITHEAD COON BUKKAKE BOLLOCKS PISS OFF DOUCHE PISS CHINK FUDGEPACKER COCKGOBLIN FUCKER SHITE CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX NIPPLES DICKHEAD SHITTY ARSE SEMPRINI ASSHOLE GOD DAMN HADJI MICK DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT FUCKSTAIN WANK PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TWISTY VAGINA CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE CRAPPY FUCKING A COCKGOBLIN BULLSHIT ASSHOLE CUNT DICK TITS WANK HITLER DUMBASS FIST FUCK TOSSER FUCKHEAD BOOBS ASSCRACK DAMN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHIT GOOK DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMMIT SHITSLINGING NIPPLES ASS TITMOUSE BULLCRAP NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BRITNEY ASSFACE NEGRO COMMUNIST DILDO ASSFACE ABO NEGRO FENCE JUMPER JACKASS SHIT HUMAN RIGHTS FUCK MOCCASINS BIGNOSE COCKSHITTER REDNECK FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS OFF CUNT PEDOPHILIA FROG ASSCRACK RUSTY TROMBONE WANK REDNECK DAGO SHIT COON DICK CHICKEN HELL GOD DAMN MOLDY TITS JACKASS SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA TAFFY GRIS FUCKSTAIN BEAVER FUCKHEAD CUM CUNT DONKEY DICK INBRED ASSWIPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUGGER JOHNNY THONG TASTER PISS ARTIST POLACK DOUCHEBAG DAMNATION GOOK TITTYWANK EAT MY SHIT! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOON COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACKASS CRAP JOHNNY FLYING FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN FRIG PEARL NECKLACE COMMUNIST DILDO POMMIE CUM ASSHOLE KIKE SHIT SLOPE NIPPLES GOBSHITE NICARAGUA DICKFACE CRAP ON A STICK SHOOP DA WHOOP CRAPFUCKER SHITCOCK DOG FUCKER ASS SOD OFF NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX JAP PEEPEE SEX PRICK GOBSHITE PISS GENITALIA WEHATEMARIO NICARAGUA CHIGGER CUNT CROTCH RAT'S ASS JACKASS HADJI CLUSTERFUCK BITCH KIKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PORCH MONKEY GOATSE EXTRA LONG PENIS COON GOD DAMMIT DAMN ASSFACE BELLEND FUCKHEAD NAZI MOTHERFUCKER BLUMPKIN FUCKSTAIN FROG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JOHNNY BIGNOSE LIMEY CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUM HORSE SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DILDO DAMN WANK OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA SHITFACE PISS ARTIST JOHNNY DILDO AMERICA ONLINE BOOBS ARSE MICK SHIT AMERICA ONLINE BOOBS SHIT LIKE A HORSE KNOBJOCKEY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN RAT'S COCK WANKSPLAT YID ASS PENIS SNUFF PORN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SCUMBAG RECTUM RAIDER PISS ARTIST CUNTYMINTS HELL ASS MILF CRACKER DICK IN A BOX DOODIE HEAD FUCKSTAIN STRAWBERRY ASS HENTAI BITCH TRANNY FRENCH TICKLER BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT WANKSPLAT RAT'S COCK FUCKING ARSE DAMN IT ASSHOLE DAGO TURD CUNT FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD P'KANG BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT INBRED BEAVER 666 EXTRA LONG PENIS TITTIES OSTRICH MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE CONDOMS BELGIUM SHIT EPIDIDYMIS RAT'S COCK SHITCUNTING CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK TITS MONKEY SHIT FUCKTARD FUCKING ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JIGGABOO BUTTFUCKER FAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE ANUSCAKE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY 666 KAFFIR SHIT NECROPHILIA MASTURBATION BORDER HOPPER CRAPMUNCHER DICKFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK PIECE OF SHIT TAMPONS BOLLOCKS VAGINA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WIGGER DAMN IT ASSCRACK SHIT FAG POMMIE CUNT PORCH MONKEY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK YOU I RAPE WALRUSES! INBRED AY-AY-AY FUCKFACE TITTIES CRAP ASS LICKER CRAPFUCKER SHITSKIN WANK WANKSPLAT OH SHI– BOOBS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FELCHMONKEY DOODIE HEAD CUNTBUCKET FUCKER FUCK YOU DICKWAD FU SPANG NAZI JOHN ELWAY FUCK A DUCK BITCH WANK CHOAD MARGARET THATCHER CHIGGER FUCKING A DICKFACE BONER GOD DAMN DICK PENIS ON A BUN FUCKHEAD HENTAI BASTARD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FIST FUCK SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! POLACK FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER KIDDY FIDDLER SMEG DILDO DICKLICK TOSSER CUNNILINGUS WIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PICKANINNY BONER CROTCH CLEMEN ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKTARD TOWELHEAD BELLEND SHITFACE DAMN RUSKIE WANK FUCKING ASS BASTARD TRANNY FAGGOT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKHEAD YOUR MOM YOGHURT CANNON MOTHERFUCKER WALRUS SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK NUGGET FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE FUCKING BASEBALL FROG'S FAT ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUGGER GENITALIA PENIS ON A BUN PIECE OF SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BONER HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ CROTCH SHITCOCK SACRAMENTO BITCH NORTH KOREA SUCK MY DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIPSHIT SMEG BUTT-HEAD FUCK SHITFACE WIKIPEDIA HITLER CHOAD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CC PLZ FENCE JUMPER JACKASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS UP MY ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT MONKEY SHIT FELLATIO CRAPMUNCHER BOOBS RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD PISS OFF HELL JENKEM TUBA CHOAD KISSER BULLCRAP ASSFACE BITCH DAMN IT SCUMBUCKET PENIS ON A BUN JAP INBRED PENIS MOCCASINS KNOBJOCKEY DOG SHIT ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF FLYING FUCK HELL ASSCRACK DAMMIT NIGGER DAMN IT DICKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY ARSEBADGERS DUMBASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING A SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT ORGASM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITSLINGING SHITCUNTING MOCKIE RAPE JOHNNY RAT'S COCK PISSHOLE TIT DIRT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PENISFUCK NIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! COCKGOBLIN AY-AY-AY CUNT ASSBANDIT HELL CUNTRAG BASTARD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JERRY DAMN IT SAGGY TITS YOUR MOM TITWANK TURD DICKWAD SHITFACE LOLCAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TITS & DICKS DAMN DOT HEAD DOT HEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES VAGINA GOBSHITE RAPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY VAGINA BALLS YOU WANKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS ARTIST DOUCHE MOCCASINS HELL TITTYWANK TITTIES BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE FELCHING TURD FUCKWIT TWAT GIVING HEAD INJUN INDIA HAS NUKES SPUNK RAPE JOHNNY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE SHITFACE MARGARET THATCHER HORSE SHIT MACACA SHITSLINGING DOG FUCKER AY-AY-AY EMO QUEEF GANGBANG ASSCRACK MICK PISS OFF SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY ARSEBADGERS WANK FUCK CHAV PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKTARD DAMN IT ASSHAT FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS BOB SAGET BUGFUCK BITCH BEANER SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TALK PAGES MALARKY MARGARET THATCHER BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG BASTARD TITMOUSE SHITFUCKER SAGGY TITS BOOBIES DOG SHIT RAGHEAD CUNT FUCKFACE SLOPE TITTIES WANK SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMNATION GRIS NIGGER BUTTFUCKER LAKE TITICACA CUNT SHITSLIDE FU SPANG SHITCOCK HO BUTTFUCKER WANKSPLAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES POOPOO DICKFACE GRAPE PENIS NIPPLES FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT DAMNATION TWAT BONG DICKFACE DIPSHIT SHITPISSER SUCK A BIG DICK FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD FUCKER MALARKY FUCK YOU DIPSHIT BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK YOU FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES YOU WANKER TENTACLE RAPE ARSE BASTARD JACKASS SHIT TITS FUCKWIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKHEAD TRANNY DIPSHIT BASTARD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? INCEST POOPOO CUNTBUCKET BUGGER OFF HELL DICK IN A BOX O KURWA! SHITFACE ANAL DIABETES JACKASS CRAPPY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ANAL DIABETES FELLATIO GENITALIA FUCKING A GYPSY FUCK SCUMBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PENIS ON A BUN TOSSER AY-AY-AY SHITFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK FELCHING WIENER DONKEY DICK CUNTSWILLING BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHIT GO HOME AND DIE INBRED TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY POLACK WIENER DAMN POMMIE SAND NIGGER CUNNILINGUS SHITE BASTARD FUCKING A ANAL DIABETES BASTARD JACKASS TITS FUCKSTAIN QUEEF SHIT SPIC DOG FUCKER DAMN IT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GENITALIA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING [EXPLETIVE] POLACK TOSSER SCUMBAG HADJI BITCH JIZZ PORCH MONKEY DICK POWERSHIT PISS ARTIST JACK OFF ASSHAT FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT DOG SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PAKI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKTARD MOCKIE FRIG BIG FOOT BOOBS DOUCHEBAG PUNANI I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKING QUEEF BITCH COCKSTUFFER WANK GRAPE PENIS ANAL JACK ABRAMOFF SHIT JIGGABOO CUNNILINGUS FUCK FROG BASTARD JACKASS THONG TASTER FUCKING I'LL RAPE YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER ART METAL PRODUCTS PIECE OF SHIT MALARKY PORCH MONKEY [EXPLETIVE] SHIT TWAT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAGO SHAKOPEE CUM TAIWAN TITS SLOPE FUCKING A INBRED FUCKER DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BOLLOCKS CUNT SUITCASE PENIS ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS ASSWIPE FUCKTARD JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I'LL RAPE YOU EXTRA LONG PENIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING MONKEY SHIT HORSE SHIT CC PLZ DUMBASS ASS DUNE COON LET'S SHIT BITCH MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSHOLE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CUNT MALARKY PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER DAMN PORCH MONKEY NIGGER GO HOME AND DIE HELL GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NICARAGUA MOZILLA FIREFOX CLEMEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA JACKASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM POOPY FROG'S FAT ASS HELL COON SHIT SNUFF PORN GOATSE CHRISTHUMPER TIMBER NIGGER YID BLOWJOB DOG SHIT TIMBER NIGGER NICARAGUA ASSWIPE CHIGGER CHOAD BLUE PENIS! INCEST BIRD SHIT LAKE TITICACA BEAVER NIPPLES YID FUCKER SHITE RUSKIE GOD DAMN GREASER HELL TURD TUBA ASSHOLE BALL SACK ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE NECROPHILIA WANK BASTARD WANKSPLAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON HONKY DUMBASS FELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FAG ASSRAMMER WHORE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DILDO SON OF A BITCH MACACA YOU WANKER BUGGER CUNT SEMEN DAMMIT PISS ARTIST BALL SACK CUNT CRAP SPIC FOUR-EYES CROTCH GOBSHITE SLOPE DOG FUCKER REBECCA BLACK CC PLZ DAMN THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE KRAUT DAMN DUMBASS MOLDY TITS HORSE PENIS BITCH POWERSHIT CHIGGER DAMN SEMPRINI PAGE BLANKING DIRTY SANCHEZ CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING A CUNT SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES JIZZ FUCK OFF WANK TITMOUSE BULLCRAP CUNTRAG HENTAI FU SPANG CHIGGER WIGGER FUCKER BALL SACK GRAPE PENIS WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! BUKKAKE SHITCOCK HOLY DUMB FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BITCH WANK CLIT JACKASS ASS COLGATE DIPSHIT RUSKIE CROTCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITPISSER DIPSHIT GANGBANG SHITTY SOD OFF MALARKY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAPMUNCHER I WILL END YOU! MACACA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK OFF CLIT SHITFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POLAK FUCKING LIMEY GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING ASS LICKER FEWMETS BLISTERING BARNACLES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CROTCH FUCKFACE SHITFACE ANAL CHOAD KISSER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITFACE SHUT UP, MEG! FELCHING VANDAL COON CAMEL FUCKER BANGKOK NIPPLES JACKASS IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU HENTAI CAMEL JOCKEY JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING suck my mothers DIPSHIT SCUMBUCKET SHIT TWAT ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITSLINGING BOOBS LIMEY CHUFF ASSCRACK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOD DAMMIT KIKE NAZI SEMEN FOUR-EYES TWAT FUCKTARD HELL NAZI DICK suck my mothers CC PLZ BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SPUNK BUKKAKE RAGHEAD DILDO ASS FASCIST ASSCRACK GYPSY ASSCRACK FUCK INBRED DICKFACE DIPSHIT CUNT DAMN IT CUNTSWILLING FUCKER FUCK DAMN IT BIGNOSE DILDO NIGNOG NI MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS EXTRA LONG PENIS CHOAD SCROTUM POTTYMOUTH DUMBASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DUMBASS DICKHEAD suck my mothers DAMN IT SOD OFF JERK OFF DOM DeLUISE FUCKER FUCKING WIGGER ASSHOLE SEMEN BASTARD FEMADOM WIENER MONKEY'S UNCLE TITTIES PENIS MALL SANTA MOTHERFUCKER COCK ASSHAT SHIT ASS SHITHEAD RUSKIE WALRUS SHIT POISON IN TOOTHPASTE PISS WALRUS SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE URINE-GARGLING GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER JACKASS SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NIGGER BOOBS WOP PAKI BUTTFUCKER JACKASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL INCEST CONDOMS HELL HITLER SHITCOCK CUNT WIGGER BALL SACK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FELLATIO and with the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! and his SUCK MY DICK of girraffes in which FLAMING ASS BADGER while reading about CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NECROPHILIA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOUCHETITS