Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS OFF MY ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder GO HOME AND DIE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOCKIE or CROTCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WIENER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HORSE SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NEOPETS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSBANDIT DILDO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITBALLS utterFUCKance of socially JUSTIN BIEBER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHOAD television programs to address TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourette's syndrome.

CRAP ON A STICK Tourette's is CHING CHONG CHINK not to be HAIL SATAN! confused with KIKE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIGNOG random REDNECK disorientation, culturally-ASSWIPE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNNILINGUS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PRICK language, CARPET MUNCHER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOAT DICK MARY WHITEHOUSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FEMADOM souvenir shoppes and massive GRIS quantities ASSHAT of ANAL DIABETES DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK YOU Polite Note to the SHITSLINGING Author:

The YOU WANKER Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Research Institute was OSTRICH MY ASS founded to BUGGER OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HO article DUMBASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FLYING RAT'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOM DeLUISE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASS LICKER Tourrette's sufferers RAPE swear. You can SHITTY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MALARKY TV, for always focusing on the SUGARTITS bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
  • The main I'LL RAPE YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JERK OFF knee CUNNILINGUS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes POOPY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRAP school for FIRECROTCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SEX sufferers to become JUMPING JESUS!!! manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit FEATURED suicide.
  • There is no ASSFACE cure, and the MALARKY drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTT PIRATE tics often have adverse BOOBS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSFACE perodol" which caused my entire DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! body to go FRITZ numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than [EXPLETIVE] it is without the BOOBIES drug.

I am an active member of a BLOWJOB tourette syndrome CHOAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKER the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS public view of Tourettes as a "PISS ARTIST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SMEG sorry for BIRD SHIT "hi-jacking" your NIPPLES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSRAPING this that really ANAL DIABETES annoys me. I am working towards a POWERSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POTTYMOUTH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCK, and making fun of a COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK horrible disorder is (not) REBECCA BLACK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! time.

Best FUCKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WOMEN'S RIGHTS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of EUROIPODS degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. PUSSYLICKER Regards to Andrew HAIL SATAN! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The PUSSY bastard who wrote this article. You can LIKE FATHER LIKE SON punch him if you VENEREAL DISEASE want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE'S MOMMA article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BULLSHIT saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my PEARL NECKLACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BELLEND to JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST cure BALLS the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's RAPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FAGGOT for SHITBALLS Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome SHITBALLS is BASTARD following IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! these JOHN ELWAY rules ALEX TREBEK in MASTURBATION order:

  • 1: Avoid SCUMBAG immature CHICKEN SHIT little CROTCH kids,
  • 2: Count to BENCH PRESS within OH SHI– 10 AUTOFELLATIOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASS LICKER QUEEF FUCKWIT nor CUNTSWILLING talk,
  • 4: Tell DICK yourself you BUTT PIRATE don't BITCH have ARSEBADGERS this FUCKSTAIN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DIMETHYL GLYCOL PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS YOGHURT CANNON FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BLUE PENIS! BONER NICARAGUA SHITHEAD TACO

HOMO BUTT PIRATE BITCH CHIGGER PISS OFF JERK OFF NIGNOG DAMNATION TRANNY TITS & DICKS NIGGER BLUMPKIN KNOBJOCKEY 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE PANCHEN LAMA ASSWIPE SAMUEL L. JACKSON PEEPEE POLAK DYKE DILDO MONKEY BALLS CHOAD HELL FUCK PENISBIRD CHICKEN FRIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS AY-AY-AY FLYING FUCK CUNT FUCKING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SON OF A BITCH NIGGER TITS HENTAI CHIGGER FOUR-EYES CUNTYMINTS BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER DEMOCRACY NIGNOG GREASER POOPOO TITTYWANK PIGFUCKER KAFFIR REDSKIN SHIT ASSWIPE CRAPMUNCHER RECTUM RAIDER RUSKIE CONDOMS DIPSHIT JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER JIZZ MONKEY BALLS BOOBS PISS UP MY ARSE VAGINA SEX MARGARET THATCHER CUNT TWAT SCUMBAG FELLATIO TURD HADJI ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN POLACK FUCKING ASSHOLE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FELLATIO O CANADA SOD OFF ASS DAMN IT BALL SACK BITCH LOGJAMMER FUCKING SCROTUM SHITCOCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT YID RICK MORANIS HELL PRICK CUNT RAT'S COCK FRITZ BITCH PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASSCRACK DAMN IT GRINGO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSHAT DICK NECROPHILIA CUNT SOD OFF DAMNATION COCKSUCKER CHIGGER ABO ASSWIPE ASSHOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT TITMOUSE FUCK FUCK GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH HORSE PENIS FRED PHELPS FUCKING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FOUR-EYES RAPE SHIT LIKE A HORSE LOGJAMMER FUCKING A MAMA MIA DAMN HAIL SATAN! SHITHEAD BASTARD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FAG SHAKOPEE JACKASS ASS BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT CONDOMS DOUCHING CLUSTER FUCK HONKY DICKHEAD ASSBANDIT POLAK FUCK OFF CLIT SUCK MY DICK SHITSLIDE TAMPONS BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS BARBRA STREISAND TWISTY VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU PISS UP MY ARSE DYKE FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE CC PLZ FRIG KIKE SHITSKIN FUCKTARD CUNNILINGUS FRIG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD POTTYMOUTH POOPY FUCKSTAIN BASTARD BASTARD TOSSER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD BUTT-HOLE PISS DONKEY DICK TITWANK TITTIES BASTARD DOUCHE GRUE RAPE COCK FUCK YOU HOT GRITS ASS DICK TITS FUCKHEAD BITCH ASSHOLE ASSHAT FUCK ASSFACE BASTARD GENITALIA SHIT DUNE COON WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITSLINGING SHITSLINGING FIRECROTCH WOP FUCKHEAD FUCK A DUCK BANGKOK POOPY JESSE McCARTNEY FROG BOLLOCKS BALL SACK TIT SPRINKLES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PENIS MILF BOOBS CRAP DAMN BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER DOODIE HEAD WANK CAMEL FUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKING A JACK OFF SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER CUNTBUCKET PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE DELICIOUS CAKE ABO SHIT SHIT DICKLICK BENCH PRESS ASS HELL COCKSUCKER TRANNY ASSHOLE HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT SCUMBAG DILDO BOB SAGET TITWANK POMMIE CUNT PISS ARTIST MR WINKLER IS GAY SHOOP DA WHOOP ASS HELL MILF ARSE COMMUNIST DILDO JUNGLE BUNNY CUM PUSSYLICKER DONKEY PUNCHER DICK CHICKEN HELL BITCH EMO HAIL SATAN! FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SUCK MY DICK DOUCHE NAZI HELL CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE FUCKING QUEEF SPANK THE MONKEY O CANADA HELL GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSCRACK PAKI FELCHING FUCKING CRAP SHITTY BONER DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNTYMINTS BOOBS ASS CUNTBUCKET FUCKTARD HELL ANUSCAKE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WANK JACKASS POMMIE SAMUEL L. JACKSON HADJI LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY QUEEF POKéMON DICKLICK EMO TWAT JUMPING JESUS!!! TITS FUCKFACE GOAT DICK CLIT SCROTUM GRIS HELL DICKHEAD ASS LICKER YOU SUCK BALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MICK BELLEND SCUMBUCKET SHIT BOLLOCKS ARSE CUNT FUCKSTAIN WINDOWS VISTA BUTT-HOLE CHRISTHUMPER MARGARET THATCHER BUTT PIRATE [expletive deleted] PISS OFF JACKASS DOUCHE CRACKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FRAK BALL SACK NIPPLES COMMUNIST DILDO REBECCA BLACK DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU! BOOBIES SHITE SLOPE FASHION BUG FUCKING A BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! FLYING FUCK ASS NEGRO FUCKHEAD PUSSY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSBANDIT TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SAND NIGGER TITMOUSE NIGGER COCKSHITTER SHITFACE COCKSUCKER FUCKER PECKERHEAD BLUE PENIS! FUCK CHALICE JACKASS SHIT SHITFUCKER COON SUCK MY COCK COON SHIT ASS NORTH KOREA FUCK OFF JACKASS SHIT SHITCOCK FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK CUNTRAG TITTIES FLYING RAT'S ASS O KURWA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PUSSY PUSSY FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MAMA MIA NIPPLES PISS SPANK THE MONKEY WANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK WOODPECKERSHIT DOG FUCKER FLYING FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD INCEST PORCH MONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX CRACKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PRICK FUCKFACE EMO AY-AY-AY YOU WANKER FUCKING A PRICK ASS FASCIST PISS OFF [expletive deleted] SUCK MY DICK FAG I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD JACKASS COON BELGIUM FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT ASSRAMMER FUCK HORSE SHIT DAMN IT FUCKING DAMN IT POWERSHIT REDSKIN DICKHEAD COMMUNISM IS STUPID FOUR-EYES SMEG SHIT KIKE CUNTING ASSCRACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLUSTER FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS DOG SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT FUCKTARD PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS BORDER HOPPER O CANADA DOUCHEBAG PISS MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCK HENTAI BRUSH MA TEETH SHITE FUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCKING JUMP! DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE DOODIE HEAD ANAL GOATSE WIGGER WILLY WONKA DOT HEAD SHITHEAD BULLCRAP MOTHERFUCKER SOD SHITCUNTING FUCK CUNT VAGINA JAP PISS OFF RAT'S ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSHAT DILDO BOLLOCKS CUNT CLUSTER FUCK ASSWIPE WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNT CUNT CRAPPER O CANADA PUSSYLICKER CONAN O'BRIAN BEAVER HEIL HITLER! FUCKING FUCKFACE PORCH MONKEY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] POLESMOKER HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK OFF CHIGGER CUNT FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT BOOBIES COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH JAP RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT MALARKY STEVE BALLMER SHITSLINGING FAG FOUR-EYES FUCKHEAD CAMEL FUCKER COCKGOBLIN SHITFUCKER TURD PISS NIGGER WIKIPEDIA BITCH HAIL SATAN! RAPE DONKEY DICK FUCKER GYPSY DOODIE HEAD CUNT NIPPLES DYKE FUCK OFF NI VENEREAL DISEASE JACK ABRAMOFF PECKERHEAD BUTTFUCKER DAMN POLAK TITS & DICKS FUCKER NEGRO COCKGOBLIN BITCH GOATSE FUCKHEAD ANUSCAKE CHUFF HELL DICKFACE COON [EXPLETIVE] WANK DOG SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 666 CUM BORDER HOPPER SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE BOYCOTT VIACOM! JOHN ELWAY SHITHEAD SHITFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER COON CUNTING ASSCRACK INJUN suck my mothers SPIC HEIL HITLER! PIGFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ORGASM MONKEY BALLS BORDER HOPPER ASSWIPE CUNT DIPSHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE CHOAD KISSER LIMEY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS ON A BUN and with the FUCKER and his CC PLZ of girraffes in which EPIDIDYMIS while reading about HITLER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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