Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS'ASSRAPING'BITCH'NEOPETS'SIGMUND FREUD'FUCK A DUCK'CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a I'LL RAPE YOU look at the FUCKING talk page of this BITCH article for notes or discussion before GENITALIA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FRIG neurochemical FUCK disorder IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!, sudden MY ANUS IS BLEEDING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JERRY or DICK TITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WANK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSWIPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PEARL NECKLACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GARBAGE DAY! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTYMINTS ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially ASSFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TOWELHEAD television programs to address COCKSHITTER Tourette's syndrome.

BONER Tourette's is FALSE BENSON not to be NIPPLES confused with AUTOFELLATIO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random FUCKHEAD disorientation, culturally-PISS ARTIST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DIPSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, I RAPE WALRUSES! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKWIT GANGBANG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DILDO souvenir shoppes and massive BULLSHIT quantities JELLY BEANS of ANAL DIABETES COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A DOG FUCKER Polite Note to the PRICK Author:

The ARSE Tourette's COCK Research Institute was TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK founded to PRICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HADJI article YOU WANKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NAZI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN IT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITCOCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRACKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SOD OFF Tourrette's sufferers TITS & DICKS swear. You can DOODIE HEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HO TV, for always focusing on the SCROTUM bad side of a terrible HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! thing.
• The main HO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HOT GRITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITCUNTING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POMMIE school for FRENCH TICKLER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become SNUFF PORN manically depressed and YOU WANKER commit BELLEND suicide.
• There is no PISS ARTIST cure, and the CUNTING ASSCRACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKTARD tics often have adverse NI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOZILLA FIREFOX perodol" which caused my entire DIRTY SANCHEZ body to go FUCK numb and PUSSY basically made it NIGGA! worse than MARY WHITEHOUSE it is without the BUGGER OFF drug.

I am an active member of a WANK tourette syndrome HENTAI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLCRAP the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "30 CASES OF PICKLES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRACKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS sorry for DOG SHIT "hi-jacking" your FUCKFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSRAMMER this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a SHITHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SCUMBAG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS, and making fun of a MOCKIE horrible disorder is (not) ROSIE O'DONNELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT time.

Best FELCHING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NEGRO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. FUCK YOU Regards to Andrew BIGNOSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The DICKLICK bastard who wrote this article. You can YID punch him if you PIG want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DOG FUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLEMEN and FUCKSTAIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NAZI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOTHERFUCKER BAND WITH 4 BIGNOSE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HORSE! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'S HOUSE

How ASSFACE to ORGASM cure ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP the SCUMBAG Tourette's CRAPFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FAGGOT for FUCKING A Tourette's FUCK YOU Syndrome PORCH MONKEY is CHING CHONG CHINK following NIGGER TITS these GOD DAMMIT rules FUCKER in RAT'S COCK order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN immature FUCKWIT little MONKEY SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to JACK ABRAMOFF within PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 10 DARTH VADERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your INBRED [expletive deleted] SCROTUM nor SCUMBUCKET talk,
• 4: Tell PUSSY yourself you PISS don't HOLY DUMB FUCK have O CANADA this RUSKIE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANKER WITH NASTY SAGGY TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! last straw DAMN!

I fucking put HORSE PENIS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at POMMIE the TOP OF I WILL END YOU! THIS SHITBALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. BELLEND. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHICKEN SHIT people who try BOOBS to battle COON'INCEST that tight-ass YOGHURT CANNON 17-year-WIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKFACE it now, but someone said FUCKING' SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER'CLEMEN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT is a laughing SHITFACE matter. Plus there DICK IN A BOX was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING BASEBALL Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHING articles DIRTY SANCHEZ about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DONALD RUMSFELD stuff. So ASSHOLE that means HAIL SATAN! stop getting mad at the DOUCHEBAG first part too and CARPET MUNCHER talking about the FUCKER letter that it's POLACK mocking (what PEARL NECKLACE letter? I don't even know what BLISTERING BARNACLES the heck you're talking about). Adrian PENIS ON A BUN hi self BULLSHIT even made a really FLYING FUCK good point. "It's HAIL SATAN! nothing more BUGGER OFF from a head nod to a MAMA MIA knee tick". WANK. Which I'll add 30 CASES OF PICKLES onto BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NAZI suffer that SAND NIGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKER be, because if I were a SHITFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM hilarious. If you COON Want facts, go on TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll STEVE BALLMER be offended, don't read ANUSCAKE the freaking RAT'S COCK article anyway.

BUTTFUCKER PAKI FRED PHELPS WANK DELICIOUS CAKE D'OH MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA

CUNTRAG ASSWIPE O CANADA NORTH KOREA NIPPLES COCK CUNT NIGNOG SHITFACE GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN BITCH JAP DAMN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICK RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT BUGGER FAGGOT EUROIPODS ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK ASSWIPE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DOUCHE LET'S SHIT NIGGER CARPET MUNCHER WHORE DICK YUKY DOODY RAPE CHIGGER NORTH KOREA FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN SUITCASE PENIS FUCKING COCK pen0r SHIT QUEEF BOOBS PEARL NECKLACE COCKSUCKER JESUS H. 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BONER JOHN ELWAY NICARAGUA I'LL RAPE YOU CHICKEN FRIES JACK OFF PUNANI O CANADA SHITSLINGING SOD KAFFIR JIGGABOO SLOPE ASS BUGGER OFF BIRD SHIT COCK CUNNILINGUS BUTT PIRATE NI WANK JAP PRICK CUNT HATE HATE HAT HEIL HITLER! DICKLICK FROG DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE QUEEF ASSCRACK TIT DIRT SHITSKIN DAMN IT JACKASS FUCKFACE I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITSKIN FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA CHICKEN SHIT TITWANK PEDOPHILIA BRITNEY PISS SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKWIT ASSRAPING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GYPSY EAT MY SHIT! EAT MY SHIT! SLOPE ABO ORGASM JACKASS NIGGER YUKY DOODY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKSTAIN CUM BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT CUNTRAG TWO-INCH PENIS TRANNY DOUCHETITS EXTRA LONG PENIS BOYCOTT VIACOM! STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKWIT BUGFUCK ASSHOLE BALL SACK ANAL MOTHERFUCKER CHALICE NIGGER FUCKHEAD FUCK BOOBIES WOP COCK PISS FUCKING SUCK MY DICK HELLFIRE FUCKING HORSE PENIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST SPUNK BORDER HOPPER NIGGER TITS PRICK PISS ARTIST VAGINA [EXPLETIVE] BLUMPKIN ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER JACKASS ANUSCAKE BOYCOTT VIACOM! BOON CLIT SPIC BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU PISS UP MY ARSE BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE DAMN TWAT PENISPENISPENIS!!! DOT HEAD FUCKER DICKFACE HENTAI BIG FOOT CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ART METAL PRODUCTS POMMIE SHITCOCK ART METAL PRODUCTS CHIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SUCK MY COCK ASSWIPE PIGS MIGHT FLY POTTYMOUTH MICK DAMN COMMUNION WAFER BAD MOTHERFUCKER WILLY WONKA TITS & DICKS DICK 666 FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT ASS FELCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ MILF PENIS AUTOFELLATIO FRIG NAZI WHITE POWER SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KRAUT ABO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S COCK SEX HELL POLAK SHITTY DAMMIT DAMN TWAT TRANNY POMMIE REBECCA BLACK ASSHOLE MOCCASINS CUNTBUCKET TITTYWANK ASSWIPE FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER PIECE OF SHIT DAMN DYKE OH SHI– I AM CORNHOLIO! GANGBANG HELL GOD BLESS AMERICA CRAP FUCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DICK IN A BOX HO FUCKHEAD HELL FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE TIT SPRINKLES TOSSER DILDO ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE BORDER HOPPER GRAPE PENIS SHITHEAD CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DARTH VADER CLEMEN JUMPING JESUS!!! POWERSHIT DOUCHING DICK BASTARD ANAL FUCK NUGGET CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING A SOD GOBSHITE MOCCASINS FEMADOM CRAPPY JACKASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICK TITS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BUGFUCK FELLATIO REBECCA BLACK SCUMBAG LOGJAMMER YOU WANKER INCEST CHUFF CLIT TWAT CLUSTERFUCK NIPPLES HONKY GOD DAMN BITCH SCROTUM PISS ARTIST MONKEY BALLS INBRED SHITHEAD DILDO FUCKTARD TITTIES FUCKER CHOAD PIGFUCKER LOGJAMMER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FAGGOT TIMBER NIGGER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FELLATIO ARSE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! INCEST BUGGER OFF SHITE ASSHOLE SHITBALLS STEVE BALLMER BEANER SHITSLINGING DUMBASS CUNT HELLFUCKER NIPPLES CUNTYMINTS WANK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! WIENER MALL SANTA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HORSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH SHIT BALLS FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN CRAP ON A STICK ASS COCKSHITTER TITS GIVING HEAD SEX ASSCRACK LOLCAT GOD DAMN SHIT DARTH VADER FUCKING NIHILISM NIPPLES CLIT CARPET MUNCHER RAGHEAD FAG SHIT ARSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE TITWANK NAZI TUBA GANGBANG WOP DIPSHIT COCK CHOAD DIRTY SANCHEZ MAMA MIA HADJI RUSKIE FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER BONG BUTT-HEAD NICARAGUA BITCH GYPSY I'LL RAPE YOU RIGHT WING DOT HEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS FUCK OFF CROTCH SHITCUNTING FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS FUCKWIT SHITFACE CHENEY FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST LET'S SHIT DAMMIT BOLLOCKS PISS SHITE SACRAMENTO MOCCASINS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX JIZZ SHIT JESUS H. 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ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE INCEST BORDER HOPPER ARSE NIPPLES WANK YOUR MOM ANUSCAKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FRITZ PEDOPHILIA ASSBANDIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WINDOWS VISTA RICK MORANIS DAMN IT WANKER REDSKIN SHITE MONKEY BALLS GANGBANG CHIGGER CUM GOD DAMMIT WANK NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS NIGGER FUCK SIGMUND FREUD SHITTY REDSKIN FLYING FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ORGASM SHITSKIN ASSHOLE ART METAL PRODUCTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCKSUCKER [expletive deleted] DICKFACE TURD ASS DAMN GANGBANG DICKFACE SHITFACE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FRITZ YOU WANKER ASSHOLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMMIT FUCKING A SHITTY FUCKSTAIN NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK FUCK YOU LIMEY BITCH FUCK SOD PUSSY YID CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE DOM DeLUISE ARSE GANGBANG WINDOWS VISTA FRIG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BENSON SUCKS FIRECROTCH BUGGER OFF HO ASS LICKER SHITE DOUCHEBAG BUKKAKE BULLCRAP FUCK SEX SCUMBAG GOD DAMN ASS BENCH PRESS FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK YOU WANK NECROPHILIA FUCK SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE PISS DELICIOUS CAKE DAMN SHITBALLS NIPPLES WIKIPEDIA ARSE CUNT AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD SUCK MY DICK BUGGER OFF NIGGER CONDOMS FELLATIO TACO HORSE PENIS SPICY CUNT FUCK GENITALIA ASSHAT SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD ASSCRACK MICK CLEMEN BUGGER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PAKI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITE YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS DOUCHEBAG DOG SHIT KIKE POLESMOKER LOLCAT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS DAMN MICK DICKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMMIT I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITE GO HOME AND DIE CUNT GREASER ASSHOLE BASTARD BITCH BELGIUM GANGBANG FELCHING FUCK YOU TAMPONS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MALARKY PISS ARTIST MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITSLIDE FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE CUNTRAG GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS AMERICA SON OF A BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITHEAD TITS FUCKER SCUMBAG ANUSCAKE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF HOSER DAMN PISS OFF WIGGER BUGGER DOUCHE NAZI DIPSHIT FOUR-EYES BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT NECROPHILIA CODEINE IS A QUEER SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOOK HORSE SHIT PEDOPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE JACKASS SCUMBAG BOOBIES FUCK OFF MOCKIE TACO SUCK A BIG DICK BEANER CRIMETHINK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO BAT FUCK INSANE CUNTRAG FIST FUCK CUNT PENIS POLESMOKER HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING A HUEY P. NEWTON JIGGABOO ANUSCAKE POLESMOKER PIXIES CUNT CRAPPER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HEAVEN SHITE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK COON JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKTARD GO HOME AND DIE WIENER TITMOUSE DAMN IT FUCK FRAK BORDER HOPPER CHICKEN SHIT CROTCH LET'S SHIT DAMN GOD DAMN HELLFUCKER MASTICATION FOR THE NATION NAZI RAGHEAD SCUMBUCKET CUNTRAG TWISTY VAGINA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? EMO HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN DUMBASS RAT'S ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE MALL SANTA MASTURBATION CUNT YOU WANKER DUMBASS POMMIE SUCK A BIG DICK WANK CHING CHONG CHINK SHITFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT MALARKY ASS BASTARD WIENER ASSFACE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY [expletive deleted] DOUCHE DICKFACE DICK TITS ARSE BELGIUM DONKEY DICK FIST FUCK MILF CUNT THIS IS SPARTA! GYPSY SON OF A BITCH FUCK BOLLOCKS SON OF A BITCH BALL SACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JERK OFF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HELL HELL FUCK NUGGET SUCK MY COCK FUCKTARD SEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS JOHNNY BLOWJOB DAMNATION NIGGER DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK YOU REDSKIN INBRED BORDER HOPPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DIPSHIT BOB SAGET SHITBALLS DOG SHIT VAGINA POO POO BLOWJOB EMO CLUSTERFUCK TITTIES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMNATION DUMBASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! REBECCA BLACK NEGRO LOLCAT FUCKTARD WANK CRAP DYKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BULLCRAP DICK WANK SHIT FUCKWIT ARSE RAT'S ASS JACKASS PISS OFF MY ASS FLYING FUCK BEANER DICKHEAD CUNTBUCKET DAMN IT SHIT TWAT SOD OFF DICKHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN HITLER DICKHEAD NEGRO MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHING OH SHI– SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM KIKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITE DICKFACE [Insert yet another person's name here] ABO I'LL RAPE YOU MOLDY TITS DAMN DONKEY DICK OH SHI– KIKE TITS FUCK BOLLOCKS DAMN GENITALIA FUCK ASSFACE CRAPMUNCHER ASSCRACK JIZZ GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY TITS FUCK ASS NIHILISM VENEREAL DISEASE ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PENISFUCK DOUCHEBAG SAND NIGGER WIENER WIKIPEDIA HELLFIRE EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNT CHINK SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK FLYING FUCK BELLEND DONKEY DICK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GENITALIA ASS FASCIST ARFENHOUSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD KISSER CUNT TRANNY MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY JIGGABOO CLUSTERFUCK VAGINA YOU PISS CARPET MUNCHER GRIS WARNER MUSIC GROUP DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE BUGGER FUCKFACE POLACK FAG DICKHEAD MOCKIE FROG'S FAT ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT NI MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON SMEG TENTACLE RAPE CONDOMS WOODPECKERSHIT BUTT PIRATE SPUNK TIMBER NIGGER CHINK FUCK FUCKING A SHITFACE SHITHEAD NORTH KOREA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIENER HYPERINFLATION TAMPON IN MY ASS ABO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS ARTIST BOOBIES RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK COCKSTUFFER ROSIE O'DONNELL JACK OFF AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT FUCKING COON WIKIPEDIA FUCKTARD RECTUM RAIDER SHITBALLS SON OF A BITCH PORCH MONKEY BALLS PISS SHITSKIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIPPLES ANAL DIABETES DONKEY DICK FELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK ANAL PRICK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SCROTUM SHITBALLS ASSHAT FLYING FUCK GENITALIA CHENEY JIGGABOO CUNNILINGUS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKSTAIN TESTICLE CHOKE ASSWIPE ASS COMMUNIST DILDO TOWELHEAD SHITFACE CHIGGER MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT TITS POMMIE NEGRO ARSE AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS HELL TWAT BOOBIES PICKANINNY HEIL HITLER! REDNECK SHITHEAD JACK OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOT HEAD DAGO TACO ASSHOLE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNT WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NI ASSHOLE SHIT DOUCHE BELLEND SHITFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HENTAI and with the RECTUM RAIDER and his INCEST of girraffes in which SOD OFF while reading about ARSEBADGERS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUM also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• RAT'S ASS