Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSHAT'ALEX TREBEK'OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!'ORGASM'SHIT'PISS'MARGARET THATCHER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GIVING HEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder DELICIOUS CAKE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLUSTERFUCK, sudden SHITFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHIGGER or QUEEF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHENEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUGGER OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POTTYMOUTH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POWERSHIT GOAT DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? utterFUCKance of socially JIZZ objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 television programs to address CUM Tourette's syndrome.

CUNNILINGUS Tourette's is CLIT not to be GOD DAMN confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ART METAL PRODUCTS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT random PORCH MONKEY disorientation, culturally-MOCCASINS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLIT language, ASS FASCIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSLINGING POOPY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI quantities MONKEY SHIT of ANAL DIABETES DAMNATION garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The CHOAD Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was FUCK founded to FUCK OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PIGFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUNG-HOLE article DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SPICY CUNT FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITS & DICKS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUTT-HOLE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICKHEAD Tourrette's sufferers PISS ARTIST swear. You can COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICK TITS TV, for always focusing on the PISS bad side of a terrible NAZI thing.
• The main DELICIOUS CAKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NAZI involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTTFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICK TITS knee QUEEF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOON cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SMEG school for RAPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SOD sufferers to become MILF manically depressed and DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! commit SOD OFF suicide.
• There is no FLYING FUCK cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKFACE tics often have adverse PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire MOTHERFUCKER body to go FOOTBALL numb and DOUCHING basically made it NIGGA! worse than HOSER it is without the CUNTSWILLING drug.

I am an active member of a ARSE tourette syndrome DAGO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! public view of Tourettes as a "SHITSLINGING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JOHNNY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT "hi-jacking" your DOT HEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really GOOK annoys me. I am working towards a CONDOMS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING FUCK, and making fun of a SUGARTITS horrible disorder is (not) WIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YOU WANKER time.

Best PENISFUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS OFF MY ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew FLYING FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The BRITNEY bastard who wrote this article. You can LENS CRAFTERS punch him if you PUSSY want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WINDOWS VISTA saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CLUSTERFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BONER and ANAL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 BAD MOTHERFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A EMO HORSE! CLUSTERFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLUSTERFUCK'S HOUSE

How SONNY BILL WILLIAMS to HELLFIRE cure TITS the EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's CUNNILINGUS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKSTAIN for ASSFACE Tourette's ASS Syndrome RAT'S ASS is GENITALIA following LET'S SHIT these HEIL HITLER! rules ASSFACE in HO order:

• 1: Avoid TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! immature DIPSHIT little SEMEN kids,
• 2: Count to SHITE within SHAKOPEE 10 BALLSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DARTH VADER BUTTFUCKER STEVE BALLMER nor FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD talk,
• 4: Tell ASSFACE yourself you FRIG don't ASSRAMMER have EPIDIDYMIS this ASSWIPE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SOD OFF WITH NASTY WALRUS SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLUSTERFUCK last straw WANKSPLAT!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHAT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FEWMETS the TOP OF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE THIS BIRD SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS offensive. TIMBER NIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HADJI people who try THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE to battle CUNT LAPPER'ASS that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-CLIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JOHN SMILEY FACE it now, but someone said JAP' ASSFACE ORGASM'SHITBALLS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CTHULHU FHTAGN is a laughing ASSFACE matter. Plus there NAZI was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SCUMBAG Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT articles FAGGOT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK OFF stuff. So SAGGY TITS that means BULLSHIT stop getting mad at the JACKASS first part too and I'LL RAPE YOU talking about the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT letter that it's SCUMBAG mocking (what DONKEY DICK letter? I don't even know what ANAL the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self BUGFUCK even made a really CHRISTHUMPER good point. "It's MALARKY nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD knee tick". CAMEL JOCKEY. Which I'll add NIPPLES onto HOLY DUMB FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SPANK THE MONKEY suffer that URINE-GARGLING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes LET'S SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CONAN O'BRIAN be, because if I were a BALLS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING A hilarious. If you GREASER Want facts, go on TANK MAN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKHEAD be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking BUNG-HOLE article anyway.

CUNT BOOBIES FUCK OFF CRAPFUCKER GOOK PEARL NECKLACE LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN DICK CHICKEN RAGHEAD

EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT SHITE MALL SANTA SHITBALLS SCUMBAG ALF POLAK BAT FUCK INSANE HEIL HITLER! MOCCASINS PISS SOD MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF SACRAMENTO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MONKEY SHIT CUNT PRICK HONKY BUGGER [Insert yet another person's name here] DILDO BITCH FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE SPIC PEARL NECKLACE [EXPLETIVE] RUSTY TROMBONE ORGASM WANK FUCK OFF COCK PISS OFF CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FEMADOM BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER DUNE COON FRAK CUNTSWILLING I'LL RAPE YOU PRICK BOOBS INBRED NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING BASEBALL SIGMUND FREUD FUCK SHITBALLS RUSKIE ASS COCKSUCKER PENIS NAZI FEMADOM BITCH DAMN DILDO DIRTY SANCHEZ PORCH MONKEY PISS UP MY ARSE BALLS AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION DICK CHICKEN TWAT ALEX TREBEK BALLS FUCK IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU POOPY MILF AMERICA ONLINE NIGNOG FUCK I WILL END YOU! PEEPEE DAGO FLYING FUCK BEAVER SHITTY ASSWIPE FAGGOT SHITHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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HITLER BASTARD FUCKBAG FELCHING NICARAGUA FELCHING CHENEY DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK TOWELHEAD STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER JUSTIN BIEBER SHITFUCKER SLOPE WALRUS SHIT FRED PHELPS FUCKWIT JIGGABOO SPIC ART METAL PRODUCTS TONY LA RUSSA CROTCH D'OH BUKKAKE DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS SUCK MY COCK ASSFACE TAMPONS DARTH VADER REBECCA BLACK CROTCH SWIMMING POOL CUNT TITS YOU WANKER SHIT DOUCHE DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMMIT ORGASM ASSRAMMER FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK DOUCHETITS NECROPHILIA ASSFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PIG FLYING RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JAP REDNECK WALRUS SHIT BUGGER OFF FUCKER AMERICA ONLINE ORGASM JAP CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD [EXPLETIVE] FOUR-EYES DOUCHETITS DOUCHE NAZI INCEST SHITE BOB SAGET WANK DOT HEAD SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT SHITBALLS WANK SHITSLIDE HORSE SHIT BLUMPKIN SHITHEAD MILF GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT FAGGOT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BAT FUCK INSANE YOU WANKER DICKHEAD FUCK ASSFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PROLES BONG CANDY PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK JAP CUNT PIGFUCKER DOUCHING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSFACE INJUN FUCKFACE RAGHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT ASSHAT BITCH PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD WHORE DICK ASSHOLE TACO GOBSHITE BUGGER OFF FUCK YOU SPUNK FUCKFACE BULLSHIT DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS POLACK DAMNATION FUCK BUTT PIRATE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE BUDDHISM BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE ASSHOLE SOD OFF JACKASS RANDY TRAVIS FUCK OFF QUEEF FUCK SHAKOPEE BENCH PRESS GOD BLESS AMERICA LET'S SHIT DICK IN A BOX FUCKTARD COCK SHIT ASSCRACK ARSEBADGERS HELL FUCKSTAIN WOP POLESMOKER ANAL DIABETES ANAL CROTCH DUMBASS KIDDY FIDDLER GOAT DICK FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS suck my mothers MOCKIE BUNG-HOLE COCKSTUFFER ASSHAT JACKASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DILDO INCEST VENEREAL DISEASE SUITCASE PENIS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COON FUCK OFF MALARKY MOCKIE WALRUS SHIT SOD GANGBANG GOAT DICK BITCH COCKSMOKER GREASER SHITTY POMMIE PISS OFF SEMEN HOSER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PUSSY MALARKY CRAP ON A STICK TIT SPRINKLES RECTUM RAIDER LGBT RIGHTS DIPSHIT JERRY JUNGLE BUNNY FRITZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! BOLLOCKS FLYING FUCK SHIT SPUNK PEEPEE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES JACKASS FIST FUCK HITLER DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN FROG GREASER HOSER VAGINA SHAKOPEE FUCK CRAP TACO SPUNK HO HELL SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITFACE DAMN FLYING FUCK NIGGER SOD FEWMETS JERRY SUITCASE PENIS FUCK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT SHIT SHITFACE DICKWAD FRIG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FRENCH TICKLER SCROTUM HUEY P. NEWTON CAMEL FUCKER RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FAGGOT DYKE AY-AY-AY BASTARD DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN DILDO CUNNILINGUS ARSEBADGERS CUNTRAG KRAUT PEARL NECKLACE CHIGGER CHOAD CUNT FREEDOM OF SPEECH DAGO DAGO 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKHEAD GARBAGE DAY! BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRAK SHITHEAD ASS BIG FOOT CUNTRAG CROTCH BUGGER OFF DICK DUMBASS PISS OFF FUCK YOU DICK SHIT TWAT BUTT-HOLE BRUSH MA TEETH PIECE OF SHIT O CANADA BUKKAKE BUTTFUCKER PIGFUCKER GANGBANG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITE SHITTY NI SCUMBUCKET FASHION BUG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DOUCHEBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS RAGHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BIBLE BASHER ASS FUCK OFF FUCK RAPE BASTARD DAMMIT ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK HELL POOPOO RAGHEAD BOB SAGET BANGKOK WANK BASTARD JACKASS LET'S SHIT GOOGLE FUCK CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FALSE BENSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELL FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK CRAPFUCKER JENKEM GOD DAMN BOB SAGET DOUCHING FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMN CRAPPY ASSHAT GOD DAMN ORGASM AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FUCKFACE FAGGOT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DICK FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY SAGGY TITS ARSE TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKSTAIN CHRISTHUMPER SHIT POOPY KNOBJOCKEY SPUNK FUCK YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NIPPLES BOOBS MASTURBATION COCK KIKE DAMN IT SHITTY SHIT SUITCASE PENIS FUCK A DUCK DELICIOUS CAKE BASTARD ARSE ASSHAT FUCK FUCKTARD ORGASM DONKEY DICK JACKASS SHIT POLESMOKER JUNGLE BUNNY PENISBIRD TITWANK SPUNK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FELCHING SPIC BOOBS SHIT TWAT SOD FRAK BELGIUM SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER CHAV SHIT LIKE A HORSE CHAV DAMN CLEMEN BIG FOOT ASSHOLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON COLGATE SHIT PISS OFF JACK OFF All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy HELLFIRE FUCKWIT FUCK OFF FUCKING BUTT PIRATE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACK OFF SHIT WANK ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHUT UP, MEG! ARSE DILDO PEDOPHILIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLUSTERFUCK FRAK CHOAD WANK SOD OFF HELL BASTARD TIBET HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA PISS OFF DAMN GREASER BOOBIES FUCKING FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS CRAP GOD DAMMIT LENS CRAFTERS COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH SHITCOCK PISS WIENER PISS BOB SAGET SON OF A BITCH JUMPING JESUS!!! WILLY WONKA CUNT MOLDY TITS REDSKIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS TRANNY PUNANI RAT'S COCK BALLS RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK WIKIPEDIA MARCH OF FLAMES PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! FUCKER DICK IN A BOX DUMBASS DICK IN A BOX ASSWIPE DAMN TITS & DICKS CRAP NIGGER BALLS LIMEY CUNT BIGNOSE NIGGER DAMN IT DILDO FUCK FELLATIO DICK IN A BOX DICKFACE DICK ARSE POLACK FUCKSTAIN KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 HO TUBA ASSHOLE ASSHOLE WHORE PAKI PRICK CHING CHONG CHINK FLYING FUCK D'OH JACKASS INBRED DICKHEAD ORGASM FUCKWIT BUTT PIRATE DOG SHIT BOOBS BUTT-HOLE SPUNK BITCH WIGGER HAIL SATAN! POTTYMOUTH BASTARD DICK IN A BOX FUCKWIT DOODIE HEAD FROG'S FAT ASS PRICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE COCKSTUFFER GENITALIA PEARL NECKLACE FUCK FUCKHEAD WANK POOPY KRAUT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOOBIES O CANADA CC PLZ DONALD RUMSFELD WANK GOD DAMN GOD DAMN CRAPPY ASSHOLE DAMN SHIT DAMMIT MACACA I'LL RAPE YOU FRED PHELPS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKWIT TITS KIKE SHITFACE FUCKFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH SHITHEAD DOUCHE DUNE COON FUCK OFF PUSSYLICKER PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER SAGGY TITS JACKASS TURD CRAPPY ASSHOLE CLEMEN MALARKY MOZILLA FIREFOX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER SHITTY FUCKER WINDOWS VISTA FUCK FELCHING BENCH PRESS FUCK PISS OFF ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK FROG CROTCH AY-AY-AY FUCKTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SEMEN SCUMBUCKET CROTCH WIENER PISSHOLE ANAL FROG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COMMUNION WAFER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS BASTARD INBRED BASTARD DICKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIPSHIT ASSHAT PICKANINNY HOLY DUMB FUCK BANGKOK TITTYWANK CUNTING ASSCRACK TWAT JAP PISS OFF BITCH WALRUS SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSFACE WHORE BASTARD CHAV SHITSLINGING CUNT MASTURBATION WANKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! pen0r DAMN SHITE HELL WANK STEVE BALLMER FENCE JUMPER CUNTRAG FUCKTARD SPUNK FRENCH TICKLER BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITFUCKER MAMA MIA CLUSTERFUCK SEX LICK PUSSY KIKE PISSHOLE GOD DAMMIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS ARTIST NIGGER TITS FUCKING JUMP! PISSHOLE ICE CREAM PENIS SHITE BUGFUCK DICKHEAD BIGNOSE FUCK SHITBALLS FUCK HELL WANK MOCKIE SHITFACE MOLDY TITS BRUSH MA TEETH WALRUS SHIT DUNE COON NIGGER TITS SHIT SPIC DICKFACE HOMO MOLDY TITS HELL BITCH DIPSHIT PISS MOCCASINS BELLEND FUCK GOD DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKHEAD BULLCRAP DAMN MAMA MIA [expletive deleted] JENKEM TWAT INBRED PRICK ASS GIVING HEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOG FUCKER DUMBASS RAT'S ASS DICK GENITALIA ASSHAT FLYING FUCK DYKE I'LL RAPE YOU JESSE McCARTNEY FAGGOT TITWANK CUNT LAPPER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP [Insert silly non-swear here] SHIT CANNED QUOTE DICK BITCH JIGGABOO PUNANI YOU WANKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS BIGNOSE SEX FUCKWIT PISSHOLE RECTUM RAIDER HELL GO HOME AND DIE GIVING HEAD CUNTYMINTS BOOBS FIST FUCK ASS FUCKFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CLEMEN JACKASS ARSE RAGHEAD JACKASS CRACKER PECKERHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! RAT'S ASS SAND NIGGER FUCKING A SHITSLINGING FUCKFACE SHITBALLS CHING CHONG CHINK TITWANK GYPSY DAMN NIGNOG MOCCASINS CLIT CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUGARTITS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BENCH PRESS DIRTY SANCHEZ WOODPECKERSHIT DOG FUCKER ELECTION POLAK CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTRAG DICKHEAD MAMA MIA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive I WILL END YOU! and with the FUCKING and his SHITTY of girraffes in which SHITE while reading about TAMPON IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PIECE OF SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKTARD