Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITHEAD'TWAT'YOU WANKER'MY ANUS IS BLEEDING'POLACK'FUCK'MOCCASINS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PAKI neurochemical FUCK disorder NIPPLES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MILF, sudden COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFACE or DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAP in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIRTY SANCHEZ way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOCCASINS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VENEREAL DISEASE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BULLSHIT utterFUCKance of socially PISS ARTIST objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POLAK television programs to address PRICK Tourette's syndrome.

POTTYMOUTH Tourette's is ORGASM not to be NI confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SPUNK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOOBS random FUCK disorientation, culturally-SAMUEL L. JACKSON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SOD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTT PIRATE language, CHUCK NORRIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places 666 GRINGO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive SHITCOCK quantities OH SHI– of ANAL DIABETES Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTTFUCKER Polite Note to the BUKKAKE Author:

The ASS Tourette's FUCKBAG Research Institute was WOMEN'S RIGHTS founded to SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ALF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your REBECCA BLACK article SHITFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSCRACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUGGER OFF Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS SHIT swear. You can BUTTFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING TV, for always focusing on the MONKEY'S UNCLE bad side of a terrible PICKANINNY thing.
• The main NORTH KOREA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITTY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITBALLS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DONKEY PUNCHER knee Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CRAPFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HOMO school for PICKANINNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and ASS commit NIGGER suicide.
• There is no YOU WANKER cure, and the URINE-GARGLING drugs that are available to, "calm" the MONKEY BALLS tics often have adverse DAMN IT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GRAPE PENIS perodol" which caused my entire BLOWJOB body to go DICKFACE numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than WIKIPEDIA it is without the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS drug.

I am an active member of a PISS OFF tourette syndrome BALL SACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SUCK A BIG DICK the ABO public view of Tourettes as a "HORSE PENIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FAGGOT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS ARTIST sorry for FRITZ "hi-jacking" your FLYING FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTTFUCKER this that really SHITE annoys me. I am working towards a DOUGHNUT PUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SEMEN, and making fun of a PUNANI horrible disorder is (not) QUEEF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TAMPONS time.

Best BRITNEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITTY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIENANMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. FENCE JUMPER Regards to Andrew SEMPRINI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The FUCK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you DICKLICK want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TIMBER NIGGER saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my TWISTY VAGINA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MILF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HELL and SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUCK A BIG DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) POMMIE BAND WITH 4 ANAL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BASTARD HORSE! MILF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MILF'S HOUSE

How POOPY to TITTYWANK cure COCKSUCKER the COCKGOBLIN Tourette's DAMN IT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PRICK for FLYING FUCK Tourette's GYPSY Syndrome DOUCHE is SHITPISSER following HOSER these SHITBALLS rules ASSHAT in CUNTRAG order:

• 1: Avoid TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! immature FIST FUCK little CHUFF kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING within ASSFACE 10 BUNG-HOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BASTARD CUNTRAG PUSSY nor GOBSHITE talk,
• 4: Tell GO COUNT YOUR DICK yourself you PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! don't JIGGABOO have DICKFACE this DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BALL SACK WITH NASTY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WEHATEMARIO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MILF last straw WANKSPLAT!

I fucking put MOZILLA FIREFOX' my comment at the TOP OF THE SAND NIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKSUCKER the TOP OF ASS THIS BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be suck my mothers offensive. TONY LA RUSSA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKBAG people who try DAMN to battle BITCH'MOTHERFUCKER that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-YOU WANKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCK it now, but someone said HELLFUCKER' FIST FUCK COON'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MARY WHITEHOUSE is a laughing MOZILLA FIREFOX matter. Plus there EAT MY SHIT! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Uncyclopedia, there are GENITALIA articles COON about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I AM CORNHOLIO! stuff. So NAZI that means CHINK stop getting mad at the YOU WANKER first part too and MARCH OF FLAMES talking about the CUNTBUCKET letter that it's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI mocking (what ORGASM letter? I don't even know what TITS the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING A hi self TITWANK even made a really SUITCASE PENIS good point. "It's PEDOPHILIA nothing more DONKEY PUNCHER from a head nod to a ASSHOLE knee tick". BRITNEY. Which I'll add PISSHOLE onto HITLER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes KAFFIR it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING FUCK be, because if I were a FUCKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you HELLFUCKER Want facts, go on CLIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read DIPSHIT the freaking DICK CHICKEN article anyway.

CUNT DICK TITS PISS UP MY ARSE MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKSMOKER CLUSTERFUCK DAMNATION SHIT CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN

AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HELL DICK CHICKEN JENKEM SEMEN DUMBASS PRICK ANAL BOLLOCKS ASSWIPE BLUMPKIN DAMN IT JACK OFF DIPSHIT QUEEF SHIT DOUCHE SHITCUNTING TWISTY VAGINA DONALD RUMSFELD EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS ALF CROTCH CHOAD TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN SHITFACE FRAK GOD DAMN ASSFACE DAMN COCKSHITTER MILF HORSE SHIT CONDOMS TACO I'LL RAPE YOU DAMNATION PUSSY EPIDIDYMIS QUEEF PORCH MONKEY MILF POMMIE PORCUPINE'S BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE AUTOFELLATIO DAMN PISS ARTIST DAMNATION FELCHMONKEY I AM CORNHOLIO! FLYING FUCK SHIT EUROIPODS BENCH PRESS FUDGEPACKER TRANNY JENKEM ORGASM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN GOD DAMMIT FLOWERS JACKASS PECKERHEAD BUTTFUCKER BEANER CC PLZ COCKSUCKER FROG EAT MY SHIT! POLACK WIKIPEDIA DAMN IT BOOBS GOD DAMN COON CUNTSWILLING AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY TWAT ART METAL PRODUCTS FRAK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK CHOAD GRAPE PENIS QUEEF FUCK YOU WANKER BULLSHIT FUCKTARD JIZZ DILDO DAMN MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT INBRED RAPE POMMIE SHITCOCK TENTACLE RAPE BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU CUNT DOG SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS AY-AY-AY GREASER CUNTBUCKET JACKASS PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK CUNT BALL SACK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITSLIDE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER FAG VENEREAL DISEASE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NEGRO RECTUM RAIDER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MALL SANTA ASSFACE DIPSHIT YOU WANKER STUDENT PROTESTS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTRAG CLUSTERFUCK BITCH PIECE OF SHIT PORCH MONKEY ORGASM I WILL END YOU! 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SPIC VENEREAL DISEASE SHITBALLS LOLCAT [Insert yet another person's name here] PIGFUCKER CUNTSWILLING I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! SHITHEAD ASS BUGGER FUCKING A DAMN PENIS DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE PEEPEE MILF FELCHING FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK CHINK SACRAMENTO SAGGY TITS JIZZ BONER WILLY WONKA YOU WANKER PISS OFF WIGGER SUCK MY COCK MOLDY TITS BALLS DAGO ORGASM MARGARET THATCHER BOOBIES MOLDY TITS DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG DOUCHE NI CUNTBUCKET MALL SANTA ORGASM MONKEY SHIT CHIGGER CHOAD KISSER CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHETITS SHITHEAD SHITE BULLSHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITE REDNECK FEMADOM MOTHERFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA COCKSHITTER TIT DIRT WOP LET'S SHIT HELLFUCKER FUCKTARD REDSKIN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT COCKSUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB TITS JAP FEMADOM REBECCA BLACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST BOLLOCKS HELL BASTARD BASTARD SHITTY HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! FUCK YOU WANKER ASSWIPE BULLSHIT DUMBASS 666 BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TACO SCROTUM ASSHOLE VAGINA HELL SHITTY BIRD SHIT FIRECROTCH COCKSUCKER FUCKBAG JAP DUMBASS CODEINE IS A QUEER ARSE BALL SACK CONAN O'BRIAN REDNECK BUTTFUCKER MILF lowercase SHIT BULLCRAP CONDOMS CUNNILINGUS suck my mothers WANKER FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JERK OFF GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT JIGGABOO SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOU WANKER BITCH SCUMBAG WIENER KEEP CUNT ANAL FELLATIO GO HOME AND DIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PENIS ON A BUN CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH DYKE CHOAD KISSER BIRD IN THE HOUSE DONKEY DICK MOLDY TITS ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO BULLCRAP ANUSCAKE TITTIES BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER FEMADOM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WALRUS SHIT JACKASS FUCKER DAMN BOOBS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKSUCKER DAMN KIKE BITCH TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING A ASS DOUCHETITS GREASER ASSHOLE COCK BALLS GOD DAMN BLUMPKIN WIENER BEAVER BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER NIPPLES RANDY TRAVIS CHOAD CUNT ORGASM FUCKWIT FUCK CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT SEX BRITNEY QUEEF FUCKBAG HORSE SHIT SHIT GREASER PISS ARTIST PEACEFUL CRAP ON A STICK FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK BALLS PENIS ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE ASS HELL ASSCRACK SOD OFF FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK FUCKTARD SPUNK DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE HOSER TAMPONS BORDER HOPPER CLEVELAND STEAMER HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITBALLS FUCKING ASSFACE QUEEF COCK INCEST TUBA DUMBASS BEAVER JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKSTAIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POMMIE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TITS DAMN IT BULLSHIT ASS FUCKSTAIN JACKASS DAMMIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DUMBASS FUCK FUCKSTAIN BITCH SAGGY TITS SHITFUCKER WANK INBRED DICKFACE BEAVER URINE-GARGLING ASSWIPE FUCK DAMN IT DONKEY DICK BONER TITS & DICKS CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER HELL HELL ASSRAPING DOUCHE NAZI TIENANMEN SQUARE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUGGER DIMETHYL GLYCOL BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE DIPSHIT CHICKEN FRIES WANKSPLAT BITCH CHAV MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET REDNECK DILDO FIRECROTCH FUCK YOU PISS OFF MY ASS EPIDIDYMIS POLESMOKER CLIT COLGATE JACK OFF POO POO BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS PEEPEE HO PISS ARTIST FRIG PISS BELGIUM BALLS SEMEN KNOBJOCKEY SHITFACE ASS BONER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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TOSSER DONKEY PUNCHER ASS BUTTFUCKER SHITE SHITPISSER FELLATIO CUNTRAG FLYING FUCK PISS OFF GENITALIA NEGRO SHITBALLS DAMNATION TOSSER BUTTFUCKER JACKASS SHIT DAMN NI ASSWIPE FUCKING TIT SPRINKLES FELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING SHITHEAD ASS DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE MALARKY PEARL NECKLACE SUCK MY DICK DIPSHIT SOD SHIT LIKE A HORSE TURD FUCKFACE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER COCK PUSSY CHOAD MONKEY SHIT SHITHEAD DYKE FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING WILLY WONKA POMMIE COLGATE CHOAD VAGINA ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN BASTARD HADJI POLESMOKER DARTH VADER MARY WHITEHOUSE VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN BITCH WANK MOCCASINS CUM WOP DICKFACE INBRED JOHN SMILEY FACE HITLER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FRITZ JAP I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL JOCKEY HELL SHITE CLUSTERFUCK THONG TASTER RAPE CRAP ON A STICK BOLLOCKS GOATSE GOD DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE CHIGGER DILDO FRIG CLEVELAND STEAMER PUNANI CUNT CAMEL FUCKER WOP GOD DAMMIT POLACK TWISTY VAGINA BOOBS ABO TITS FROG'S FAT ASS DOG FUCKER SHIT DICK CHICKEN YOU WANKER BULLCRAP SHIT SOD OFF PEEPEE FENCE JUMPER JUNGLE BUNNY SHITTY BLUMPKIN YOU WANKER NAZI BIRD SHIT HITLER COON SUITCASE PENIS PUSSY FUCKER NICARAGUA BASTARD ASS HO CONDOMS FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS CLEMEN BALLS QUEEF MAMA MIA BUGGER OFF ORGASM FAGGOT BLOWJOB SHITHEAD COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GREASER SHITHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB PISSHOLE DICK TITS DIPSHIT SAND NIGGER BULLCRAP DIPSHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! BASTARD CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST BUTTFUCKER DAGO BASTARD FROG POOPY SOD FUCKFACE FELLATIO BEAVER COCKGOBLIN GOD DAMMIT POOPOO SACRAMENTO FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER PRICK CUM BELLEND DELICIOUS CAKE DAMN SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME LET'S SHIT FUCKTARD DOG FUCKER SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER CUNT SHITHEAD NICARAGUA CLIT BOOBS SOD TURD BALLS TOURETTE'S IS FUN GOD DAMN SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER DAMN IT ASSWIPE DAMN SHITCOCK ASS SHITTY SPUNK DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK JACK OFF ABO FELLATIO PISS OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH BASTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKSTAIN PENIS DAMN FUCKING JUMP! CHING CHONG CHINK DICK TITS INBRED ORANGE TURTLE TITS & DICKS LIMEY SPANK THE MONKEY WIENER EMO FUCK ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HEIL HITLER! I WILL KILL YOU! TIMBER NIGGER SAND NIGGER ARSE FUCKWIT FRENCH TICKLER EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA PIGFUCKER COCKGOBLIN RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST AMERICA ONLINE CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BUTT-HOLE MOCKIE FIST FUCK FUCKER DAMN FUCKING A TITS PISS OFF BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY EXTRA LONG PENIS JUNGLE BUNNY BIGNOSE GENITALIA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MARGARET THATCHER BASTARD CUNT WIGGER PRICK CHING CHONG CHINK JERRY HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN JOHNNY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELL COCKSHITTER REDNECK DOUCHE HELL SHIT COON SHIT SHITE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RAPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TITS & DICKS PIGS MIGHT FLY NEGRO TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ FUCKBAG DAMN IT BRITNEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WANKER FIRECROTCH DAMN GREASER SHITBALLS BONER DIPSHIT ASSWIPE HELL PISS OFF HENTAI OH SHI– CARPET MUNCHER NICARAGUA SUCK MY DICK CUNT SHITSLINGING FELCHING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ORGASM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JACKASS SHIT HORSE SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK FROG'S FAT ASS NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK CUNT IN SACREMENT [expletive deleted] PISS OFF MY ASS SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TITWANK BITCH TITS FUCKSTAIN HELL MALARKY BRITNEY PISS FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK LOLCAT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ARFENHOUSE FROG FUCKSTAIN LENS CRAFTERS FUCKTARD FUCKING JUMP! MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! NECROPHILIA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN WANK HENTAI TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PEDOPHILIA FUCK OFF DICKHEAD MASTURBATION PEARL NECKLACE FLAMING ASS BADGER FELLATIO WIENER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY SEMEN DOG SHIT DAMN HADJI KAFFIR GOAT DICK CUNT RAT'S ASS CARPET MUNCHER CUNT ANAL DIABETES BAT FUCK INSANE INVISIBLE! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITS & DICKS DAMN SAND NIGGER FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER BUGFUCK WIENER SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK BITCH DOUCHING FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS HELL PEARL NECKLACE HELL MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY CUNT WANKSPLAT CHIGGER JACKASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SCUMBUCKET DOT HEAD ASSHAT FUCK A DUCK ASSHAT SCROTUM ASS BITCH POOPOO INBRED POWERSHIT ARSE GYPSY TOSSER WILLY WONKA FRITZ DAMN GOD DAMMIT TITMOUSE [Insert swear here] CLIT CRAPMUNCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GANGBANG BITCH PIG VAGINA FLYING FUCK CUNT FELCHING FUCK YOU ROSIE O'DONNELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE DOM DeLUISE NICARAGUA VAGINA PISS YOU WANKER INVISIBLE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISSHOLE BITCH FROG RAGHEAD FUDGEPACKER SHITE WANK ASSCRACK GYPSY GUMDROPS BLISTERING BARNACLES THONG TASTER FUCK NUGGET BEANER FELCHING PISS PISS OFF FUCK OFF REDSKIN CHICKEN SHIT CUNT GO HOME AND DIE DOG SHIT GOD DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS DUMBASS FUCKBAG FEMADOM FUCK CHOAD BITCH DAMN IT POOPY CUNTSWILLING BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITBALLS FOUR-EYES CHENEY GOBSHITE THONG TASTER DOUCHE NAZI WETBACK ASSHOLE FRIG SHITE FUCK COCKSUCKER PIECE OF SHIT LET'S SHIT GRAPE PENIS SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN GOD DAMMIT YID BITCH BITCH HATE HATE HAT CARPET MUNCHER CUNT BELGIUM NAZI DICK IN A BOX HELL CUNT CUNT FUCK LOLCAT CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TWAT CUNTBUCKET BITCH CUNT BIGNOSE PUNANI ASS LICKER PISS [EXPLETIVE] DOUCHING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COCK and with the FUCKFACE and his GYPSY of girraffes in which ORGASM while reading about GOAT DICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITTY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DONKEY DICK