Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder WIENER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BRITNEY, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JESSE McCARTNEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FEMADOM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PUNANI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUKKAKE utterFUCKance of socially SAND NIGGER objectionable words).
KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's is MILF not to be BELGIUM confused with JESSE McCARTNEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BOOBIES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHIGGER random BUTTFUCKER disorientation, culturally-FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SONNY BILL WILLIAMS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BONER language, CLUSTERFUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD AUTOFELLATIO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive DOG SHIT quantities BULLSHIT of ANAL DIABETES FUCKER garbage.
Darnit.
A ASSHOLE Polite Note to the CAPTAIN CRUNCH Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGGER article I AM CORNHOLIO! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITWANK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUDGEPACKER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FRITZ Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CHIGGER Tourrette's sufferers REDSKIN swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT CRAPPER TV, for always focusing on the BITCH bad side of a terrible EXTRA LONG PENIS thing.
- The main SHITTY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHINK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK YOU' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INCEST knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is DIPSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUNG-HOLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BONG school for VAGINA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHAV sufferers to become SPIC manically depressed and SNUFF PORN commit PIECE OF SHIT suicide.
- There is no GOBSHITE cure, and the MONKEY'S UNCLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE tics often have adverse CODEINE IS A QUEER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire DONKEY PUNCHER body to go WIKIPEDIA numb and GRIS basically made it NIGGA! worse than HORSE SHIT it is without the BRUSH MA TEETH drug.
I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome BUGGER OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GO COUNT YOUR DICK the ASSHOLE public view of Tourettes as a "DUMBASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am TUBA sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your FRITZ entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JOHN SMILEY FACE this that really NEGRO annoys me. I am working towards a DOM DeLUISE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING, and making fun of a BONER horrible disorder is (not) SLOPE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUDGEPACKER time.
Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FUDGEPACKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply
As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.
Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen
P.S. IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Regards to Andrew BALL SACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply
As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?
Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SUGARTITS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BRITNEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are GOD DAMN and ASS FASCIST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TUBA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NI BAND WITH 4 ASSHAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! BRITNEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BRITNEY'S HOUSE
How PISS ARTIST to FROG'S FAT ASS cure JAP the NAZI Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment [expletive deleted] for BEAVER Tourette's SHITSLINGING Syndrome PISS is PISS OFF following PIECE OF SHIT these CRAP rules KRAUT in BELLEND order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKER immature SHIT little SCUMBAG kids,
- 2: Count to P'KANG within ASS 10 ASSWIPEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your KAFFIR DAMN HORSE SHIT nor BITCH talk,
- 4: Tell NAZI yourself you DICKHEAD don't ASSHOLE have PIG this OH SHI– disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNNILINGUS WITH NASTY PISS ARTIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S KRAUT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BRITNEY last straw {{USERNAME}}!
I fucking put MOCCASINS' my comment at the TOP OF THE CRAPFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WOP the TOP OF POLAK THIS PEARL NECKLACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHOAD KISSER offensive. HELL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FELCHMONKEY people who try LET'S SHIT to battle RAGHEAD'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT that tight-ass MASTURBATION 17-year-SHITE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKTARD it now, but someone said SHITTY' DUNE COON SHITTY'SHITSLINGING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BELGIUM is a laughing BOOBS matter. Plus there GOD DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JACKASS SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are YOU WANKER articles DELICIOUS CAKE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching OSTRICH MY ASS stuff. So ASSCRACK that means SHIT stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and FUCKER talking about the ASSHOLE letter that it's DOUCHE NAZI mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what TURD the heck you're talking about). Adrian JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE hi self CUNNILINGUS even made a really CUNT good point. "It's FLYING FUCK nothing more GOOK from a head nod to a NIPPLES knee tick". SHITFACE. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto MALARKY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ANAL suffer that FENCE JUMPER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes STEVE BALLMER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LOGJAMMER be, because if I were a TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SUCK MY COCK hilarious. If you SAMUEL L. JACKSON Want facts, go on MOZILLA FIREFOX Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WIKIPEDIA be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking JACKASS article anyway.
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ASSHAT ORGASM PENIS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FUCK CARPET MUNCHER FUCKTARD FUCK CLEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS LICKER DICK DILDO NICARAGUA DIPSHIT YOU WANKER BITCH PISS ARTIST MASTURBATION SPUNK BUGGER OFF ASSHOLE NIGGER TITS TRANNY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GYPSY DIRTY SANCHEZ DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH HOT GRITS CHAV COCKSUCKER GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG PISS AUTOFELLATIO FASHION BUG NI AUTOFELLATIO HELLFIRE CUNT DICK SHIT BOON DAMN IT ASSHOLE SMEG TAMPONS CUNT HOMO ASSHOLE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! BEAVER DAMN FUCKWIT POWERSHIT FROG I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITTY YID POWERSHIT POKÉMON ASSFACE FAG CUNT TWAT POLAK DICKWAD CHOAD COCKSHITTER JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE HELL FUCK A DUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PIGFUCKER COCKGOBLIN CUNT D'OH RAT'S COCK SHITE ASSHAT GOD DAMN SAND NIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSHOLE CUNTBUCKET CUNNILINGUS ASSBANDIT COCK HAIL SATAN! I'LL RAPE YOU DELICIOUS CAKE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKSTAIN TWAT MALARKY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ORGASM PICKANINNY I'LL RAPE YOU FIRECROTCH GOD DAMMIT MOLDY TITS DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS CHINK CONSENSUS PRICK MOCCASINS NIPPLES VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S ASS SAND NIGGER PENIS SACRED JACKASS FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKWIT SHIT PRICK GOATSE AY-AY-AY UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FUCK YOU SHITCOCK ARSE ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT ORGASM JERK OFF CHAV DONKEY DICK SHITSKIN FUCK MONKEY SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE AY-AY-AY TRANNY BUKKAKE SHITSKIN I'LL RAPE YOU EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TAMPONS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NICARAGUA QUEEF STEVE BALLMER CUNT FLYING FUCK CLEMEN WHITE RIGHTS WIKIPEDIA SUITCASE PENIS JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE DAMN NECROPHILIA TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITCUNTING DYKE TITS & DICKS UNITED KINGDOM FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBS ASSFACE ASS CHIGGER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive RAT'S COCK and with the TITS & DICKS and his FIST FUCK of girraffes in which SPUNK while reading about HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DICKHEAD also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- CUNTSWILLING
Article written in the style of its subject This article is FUCKFACE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its RAPE subject. If you do not find it funny BASEBALL, it is probably because you are an INBRED SEMEN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PISS UP MY ARSE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHOAD joke loses its humour DICK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BASTARD ignorant, then you wouldn't have FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BALLS TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS CONDOMS!!!!!I <3 COCK |

