Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CRACKER'BLUMPKIN'SHIT OUT OF MY DICK'WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?'GOAT DICK'ASS FASCIST'BOOBS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder SOD OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JUSTIN BIEBER, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MARY WHITEHOUSE or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITCOCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSRAPING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TOWELHEAD DONKEY DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JAP utterFUCKance of socially POOPOO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

NEOPETS Tourette's is BASTARD not to be BUKKAKE confused with WHORE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BEAVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING random WANK disorientation, culturally-AUTOFELLATIO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BELLEND outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TWAT language, CRAPPY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places THONG TASTER BULLCRAP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive HORSE SHIT quantities PISSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the FUCKING A Author:

The PUSSY Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Research Institute was CHING CHONG CHINK founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITE article FUCKSTAIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JIGGABOO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CAMEL FUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MACACA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSHOLE Tourrette's sufferers ASSCRACK swear. You can JERK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLYING FUCK TV, for always focusing on the PISS OFF bad side of a terrible SHITCOCK thing.
• The main HEAVEN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HORSE SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'COMMUNIST DILDO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICK IN A BOX school for ASSFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITHEAD sufferers to become COCKSMOKER manically depressed and ABO commit SHITFUCKER suicide.
• There is no PENIS cure, and the REBECCA BLACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse BONG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CLUSTERFUCK perodol" which caused my entire DOG FUCKER body to go INBRED numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS it is without the PIECE OF SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a FRENCH TICKLER tourette syndrome BORDER HOPPER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I AM CORNHOLIO! the BAT FUCK INSANE public view of Tourettes as a "DARTH VADER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POLACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING RAT'S ASS sorry for PISS ARTIST "hi-jacking" your CLEVELAND STEAMER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMMIT this that really BIRD IN THE HOUSE annoys me. I am working towards a JAP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITSKIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CAMEL FUCKER, and making fun of a FLYING FUCK horrible disorder is (not) PIECE OF SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKHEAD time.

Best FUCKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNTRAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not WIKIPEDIA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. BIGNOSE Regards to Andrew O KURWA! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNTSWILLING punch him if you PISS OFF want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my CHIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JUSTIN BIEBER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICK CHICKEN and TITS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUCK MY COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMN BAND WITH 4 FUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK OFF HORSE! JUSTIN BIEBER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JUSTIN BIEBER'S HOUSE

How SHIT to ANUSCAKE cure JUNGLE BUNNY the SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette's CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITHEAD for ARSEBADGERS Tourette's HELLFUCKER Syndrome CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT is PEARL NECKLACE following BUTTFUCKER these FUCKTARD rules FUCK in NIGGER TITS order:

• 1: Avoid PEARL NECKLACE immature FUCKSTAIN little MOTHERFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to ANUSCAKE within DAMN 10 FELLATIOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST HOSER nor TOSSER talk,
• 4: Tell ARSE yourself you SHITE don't DAMN have MOTHERFUCKER this SPUNK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHUFF WITH NASTY CLUSTERFUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JUSTIN BIEBER last straw CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON!

I fucking put ASSFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SUCK MY COCK the TOP OF JOHNNY THIS DOT HEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT offensive. ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACK OFF people who try WARNER MUSIC GROUP to battle BALL SACK'HELL that tight-ass NIGGER 17-year-FLYING FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RANDY TRAVIS it now, but someone said I RAPE WALRUSES!' DONALD RUMSFELD SHITBALLS'FUCK NUGGET on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing YOU SUCK BALLS matter. Plus there SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are CROTCH articles PISS OFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANKER stuff. So DIRTY SANCHEZ that means SHITFUCKER stop getting mad at the DICKHEAD first part too and ASS talking about the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER letter that it's FUCK mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what DOG FUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian WIENER hi self SOD OFF even made a really ARSE good point. "It's FLYING RAT'S ASS nothing more FRITZ from a head nod to a CAMEL FUCKER knee tick". MASTURBATION. Which I'll add HORSE SHIT onto FRITZ saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIGGER suffer that TITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NEOPETS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SAND NIGGER be, because if I were a MALARKY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS hilarious. If you I WILL KILL YOU! Want facts, go on DAMNED TABERNACLE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BULLSHIT be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking ASS article anyway.

BOOBIES HELL CUNTRAG PISS HELL DAMN HOMO TAFFY DOUCHETITS FUCKER

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BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! HADJI AY-AY-AY FUCKING FUCKFACE DICKFACE FEATURED FUCKING PUSSY MARCH OF FLAMES DICK IN A BOX TOWELHEAD SUCK MY COCK COCKSUCKER CUNT SHITCOCK BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK FENCE JUMPER BASTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BEANER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUM TOWELHEAD COCKSTUFFER MOCKIE BLUMPKIN SPIC JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOOK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PEDOPHILIA ASS FASCIST FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHAKOPEE BANGKOK RAPE DYKE SHITFACE TITS BITCH HELLFIRE BOOBS NECROPHILIA NIGGER DAMN GO HOME AND DIE JUNGLE BUNNY TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK GOD DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CROTCH JIZZ ANUSCAKE SHITCOCK FRITZ SHITFACE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BALLS ASSHOLE FUCK ASS DICKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT SHITSLINGING AMERICA ONLINE BUTT-HOLE WANK ALEX TREBEK BUDDHIST MONK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ARSEBADGERS DICK GOBSHITE JACKASS FUCKFACE I DON'T HAVE AIDS SHITSKIN FUCKER HOMO FIST FUCK SACRAMENTO NIGGER TITS LET'S SHIT JACKASS HOLY DUMB FUCK TITTIES SON OF A BITCH TWAT COCKSUCKER ASSWIPE ASSCRACK SAGGY TITS BULLSHIT BITCH TOWELHEAD FLYING FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK BUTT-HOLE FRAK BASTARD NAZI CHIGGER BELGIUM BOOBS BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT CUNT FUCKSTAIN ORGASM ANUSCAKE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TWAT BONER KNOBJOCKEY DIPSHIT SHITHEAD CRAP ON A STICK FUCK LIMEY DAMNED TABERNACLE WANK SHITSLINGING CRAP CRAPFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH ANAL DIABETES FAGGOT CHICKEN SHIT WHITE PEOPLE SON OF A BITCH PISSHOLE BULLSHIT FUCK JACKASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE ABO BITCH COCKSTUFFER POMMIE PUSSY POLESMOKER POMMIE ASSHOLE SOD WIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER FELLATIO ASSFACE GOD DAMN DICK SHIT BASTARD ANUSCAKE WANKER HORSE SHIT COON MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NIGGER NEGRO BASTARD HORSE SHIT CUNNILINGUS BOON SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER PUNANI FLAMING ASS BADGER DAGO DAMN AY-AY-AY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHE MACACA BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT FUCKING A DUMBASS PISS ARTIST ANAL DIABETES DICKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT SHITCUNTING BUTT-HEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAT'S ASS TAMPONS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT INBRED ASS LICKER POLAK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CANNED QUOTES MILF GOBSHITE SOD OFF BASTARD PEEPEE RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG RECTUM RAIDER PISS ARTIST DAMN MOCKIE DOUCHE ASSFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NICARAGUA CUNTSWILLING ANUSCAKE TITS & DICKS BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE BATHING SUIT AREA POMMIE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON PECKERHEAD CLEMEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKSTAIN SACRAMENTO DYKE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY TITS BITCH ORGASM SCROTUM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER POLACK DAMN DAMMIT SOD SHITE PUSSY BUKKAKE COCKSHITTER FROG'S FAT ASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHIT OUT OF MY DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA POOPOO DUMBASS WOP ASSRAMMER DUMBASS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FELCHING WANK FUCK YOU TWAT POO POO BLOWJOB MOCKIE BOOBS AUTOFELLATIO I WILL KILL YOU! 666 BUTTFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIPSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING CRACKER DICKFACE HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! GOBSHITE DAMN DUMBASS DICKFACE DAMN VAGINA BASTARD SHITBALLS [expletive deleted] SUCK MY COCK BITCH FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK CUNT MONKEY'S UNCLE BOLLOCKS POMMIE DICKLICK FUCKING ORGASM I'LL RAPE YOU GREASER NEOPETS CRAP ON A STICK WOODPECKERSHIT PEDOPHILIA TWAT BUGFUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOOK BEANER JIZZ WHORE DICKHEAD BONER SPUNK PRICK BAT FUCK INSANE BUGFUCK WANK FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH NIGGER PRICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS SHITTY ARSEBADGERS HONKY POMMIE POLAK ASSHOLE FROG DICKFACE GIVING HEAD SUGARTITS FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE SHITE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA YID HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! NEGRO DIPSHIT SHITHEAD FUCK OFF TAMPONS TIT SPRINKLES FUCKFACE FELLATIO CHING CHONG CHINK PISSHOLE DICK RAT'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? suck my mothers GOAT DICK VAGINA FUCKER HORSE SHIT FIRECROTCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING FUCK GRINGO COON ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NAZI HITLER GOD DAMMIT BOOBS JESSE McCARTNEY SPUNK YOUR MOM NECROPHILIA CHOAD FRAK MOCCASINS JESSE McCARTNEY MONASTERIES INCEST HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT FUCKTARD ALF DAGO WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! BEAVER CHOAD WEHATEMARIO HELL COCKSHITTER GIVING HEAD BASTARD WEHATEMARIO ASSFACE JENKEM INJUN ASSHOLE SHITHEAD GARBAGE DAY! DOUCHEBAG KIKE PUNANI TITWANK SHAKOPEE PRICK BITCH KAFFIR FUCKING A DIPSHIT RICK MORANIS NI SCROTUM DOT HEAD [Insert silly non-swear here] POLAK TITTIES BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA POISON IN TOOTHPASTE SHITE BORDER HOPPER ARSE HELL GOD DAMMIT TURD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE PIG HOSER SHITCOCK CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ FAG GRINGO TAFFY ASSRAPING DOG FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN IT GOBSHITE JACKASS O KURWA! CLIT ASSRAPING CLUSTERFUCK WIGGER FUCKER KIDDY FIDDLER COON SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! BITCH BELLEND SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN CUNTBUCKET WANK NIPPLES GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BALL SACK TIMBER NIGGER HELL BOOBS FUCKING A CONDOMS FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT CHAV FUCKBAG ASSFACE DICK TIT SPRINKLES ASSWIPE BITCH LET'S SHIT TAFFY JOHN ELWAY FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK MY DICK TOSSER CRAP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CONDOMS CUNT ASSHAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK KIKE CAMEL FUCKER HUMAN RIGHTS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT LIMEY PICKANINNY FUCK NUGGET FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT RAT'S COCK WANKSPLAT SHITTY SLOPE FUCK CLEMEN DICK CHICKEN FELCHING SHITSKIN HOT GRITS JACKASS SHIT FRAK DICKLICK BUTT PIRATE BITCH FUCK YOU REDNECK SHITSLINGING JIGGABOO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASS SHITHEAD DONKEY DICK HELL FUCKER EMO YUKY DOODY PUNANI GOD DAMMIT O KURWA! BITCH GOD DAMMIT SOD WOMEN'S RIGHTS BITCH TOSSER FUCKWIT ASS ASSCRACK BASTARD ASS JIZZ BALLS BOOBS ASSFACE SAND NIGGER ALEX TREBEK FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PECKERHEAD PISS ARTIST NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLCRAP SHITFACE BITCH HELL BIGNOSE DUMBASS TOSSER DOUCHE NAZI ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CHRISTHUMPER SHITCUNTING ANAL DIABETES FRITZ PECKERHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITWANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK PUNANI FUCKING FAG POLESMOKER POLESMOKER BEANER BULLSHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS CRAP ON A STICK JIGGABOO POMMIE SHIT SNUFF PORN FLYING RAT'S ASS EAT MY SHIT! BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT TITS & DICKS DONKEY DICK NIGNOG O CANADA GOD DAMN SLOPE DOG SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK HORSE SHIT WEHATEMARIO JENKEM FUCKHEAD NIGGER PISS FUCKHEAD CHIGGER CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER HAPPINESS HELLFIRE GO HOME AND DIE CRAP ON A STICK SCROTUM QUEEF TIMBER NIGGER CUNT CRAPPER NAZI SEMEN TAFFY MOTHERFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD ORGASM SHITE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLEVELAND STEAMER VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER CUNT NORTH KOREA ASSFACE JAP CHUFF WINDOWS VISTA FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH BULLSHIT FUCK YOU REBECCA BLACK YID DUMBASS ASSFACE SHITFUCKER COON ART METAL PRODUCTS BULLCRAP JAP HORSE SHIT COON PAKI ASSHAT FUCK CUNT DIPSHIT SHITE ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA DAMN [expletive deleted] Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMN CHALICE FUCK YOU BLOWJOB HELL CROTCH HITLER I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKER WANK BLUMPKIN FUCKING TWAT CONDOMS ASSRAMMER DOUCHEBAG FROG'S FAT ASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS FELCHING SAND NIGGER NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE FAGGOT PEARL NECKLACE BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMN SHITHEAD FUCKING I AM CORNHOLIO! INCEST FIST FUCK SHITHEAD BULLCRAP O CANADA HONKY TAFFY SHITE WETBACK ASS BOLLOCKS URINE-GARGLING BASTARD WIENER WIGGER PISS OH SHI– BLUMPKIN CRAPMUNCHER SHITPISSER NIGGER TITS & DICKS NEGRO BANGKOK BALL SACK SHITE JACKASS PENIS BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK CLIT DOUCHE HELLFIRE INBRED MOTHERFUCKER REDNECK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS O KURWA! DAMN IT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WETBACK TWAT CROTCH pen0r JAP DOG SHIT AUTOFELLATIO INCEST NI VENEREAL DISEASE SON OF A BITCH COON GOAT DICK DIPSHIT NIPPLES PEEPEE MILF VAGINA BITCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK OFF STEVE BALLMER SLOPE SHITFUCKER BOOBS NEGRO BULLSHIT SHITCUNTING SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BONER BASTARD SHITTY DICK SOD 666 FUCKER WHORE PENIS TITMOUSE BIGNOSE BULLCRAP ASSCRACK ABO PIGFUCKER SAGGY TITS SHITPISSER SACRAMENTO YOU WANKER PISS TITS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DICK IN A BOX FELLATIO SON OF A BITCH CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKTARD BASTARD RAT'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PUSSY SHITSKIN YOU WANKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES TRANNY SNUFF PORN BELGIUM DOG FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS DIPSHIT BASTARD JOHNNY [expletive deleted] 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT AUTOFELLATIO CHICKEN SHIT DICK TITS BOOBS SHITSLINGING WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT CLIT MOCKIE FRIG BULLSHIT CUNT CRAPPER NIGNOG FRED PHELPS HITLER DOT HEAD FUCKTARD JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS and with the PAKI and his NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! of girraffes in which FUCKTARD while reading about LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BLISTERING BARNACLES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH