Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without POMMIE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a ASS article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder PUSSY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SPUNK, sudden HADJI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! or GOAT DICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MACACA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GRINGO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS LICKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOUCHE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMMIT utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DIRTY SANCHEZ television programs to address KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's syndrome.

LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Tourette's is TRANNY not to be ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA confused with COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WALRUS SHIT random BIRD SHIT disorientation, culturally-CHIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BOLLOCKS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MARY WHITEHOUSE language, HITLER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK quantities ART METAL PRODUCTS of ANAL DIABETES FIST FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A SOD Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The SLOPE Tourette's RAGHEAD Research Institute was CLUSTERFUCK founded to MOTHERFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COMMUNION WAFER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BENSON SUCKS article GOD DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SON OF A BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PUSSY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITTY Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of PISS OFF Tourrette's sufferers CLUSTERFUCK swear. You can NIGGER TITS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the DOM DeLUISE bad side of a terrible DICK thing.
The main ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I'LL RAPE YOU' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANKSPLAT knee FRITZ NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is BOOBS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JIZZ cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for ORGASM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITFUCKER sufferers to become TENTACLE RAPE manically depressed and FAG commit RECTUM RAIDER suicide.
There is no GOD DAMMIT cure, and the BONER drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCK tics often have adverse FASHION BUG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DILDO perodol" which caused my entire DONALD RUMSFELD body to go CHOAD numb and BOOBIES basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOAD it is without the I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! drug.

I am an active member of a JACKASS tourette syndrome FUCKWIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the REDSKIN public view of Tourettes as a "PAKI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HONKY sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your PUNANI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NAZI this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITTY, and making fun of a FUCKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) WIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELLFUCKER time.

Best FEWMETS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITTIES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. DICK CHICKEN Regards to Andrew DAMMIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The MOTHERFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you SHAKOPEE want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK YOU saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my CHINK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SPUNK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOD DAMMIT and TOTAL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIGGER BAND WITH 4 CHIGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HORSE! SPUNK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SPUNK'S HOUSE

How SNUFF PORN to 30 CASES OF PICKLES cure COMMUNIST DILDO the BELGIUM Tourette's CHIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLIT for FUCK YOU Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome SHITTY is NAZI following BULLSHIT these FELLATIO rules TOTAL in POLACK order:

1: Avoid FLYING RAT'S ASS immature POMMIE little FLYING FUCK kids,
2: Count to DICK within JACKASS SHIT 10 PISSseconds,
3: Do not open your ASSCRACK FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER nor TUBA talk,
4: Tell TIT DIRT yourself you SIGMUND FREUD don't ASS have BAT FUCK INSANE this EAT MY SHIT! disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WITH NASTY RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POLACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SPUNK last straw FUCKING A!

I fucking put NAZI' my comment at the TOP OF THE WHORE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at YOGHURT CANNON the TOP OF DONKEY PUNCHER THIS CHINK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PUSSY offensive. ARSE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SUITCASE PENIS people who try FUCKWIT to battle GOATSE'OPINION that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-AUTOFELLATIO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FELCHMONKEY it now, but someone said IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ' FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN'BUGGER OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING YOU WANKER is a laughing WILLY WONKA matter. Plus there JERRY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JAP Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK YOU articles SUITCASE PENIS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS stuff. So WOP that means BUTT PIRATE stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and FUCKING talking about the WANKSPLAT letter that it's SEX mocking (what BOOBIES letter? I don't even know what FUCKSTAIN the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self GARBAGE DAY! even made a really WOODPECKERSHIT good point. "It's BITCH nothing more RHODESIA from a head nod to a GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY knee tick". TITS. Which I'll add PUSSY onto FUCKWIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GENITALIA suffer that FUCKING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MOZILLA FIREFOX be, because if I were a FU SPANG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASS hilarious. If you BUTTFUCKER Want facts, go on CLIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS ARTIST be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking BLOWJOB article anyway.

WIKIPEDIA FUCKBAG SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF FUCKWIT DICKLICK DICKFACE CUNTRAG FUCKFACE TAMPONS

FUCKING FUCKSTAIN PRICK SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS LIMEY ORGASM SHITE CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS SAND NIGGER RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA PUSSY ASSHOLE TITTYWANK CLEVELAND STEAMER FOUR-EYES CROTCH DIPSHIT FUCK YOU DOUCHETITS QUEEF CRAPPY FUCKTARD FUCKER PISS SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT ASSCRACK TACO FUCK CLUSTERFUCK SEMEN DAGO YOGHURT CANNON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAT'S COCK GOOK CUNT SHITHEAD CARPET MUNCHER BLOWJOB SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MR WINKLER IS GAY FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU WOP MASTURBATION BEAVER JACKASS SHITTY ORGASM GARBAGE DAY! 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ASSWIPE FUCKWIT SLOPE SOD OFF BALL SACK CUNNILINGUS DUNE COON CUNTBUCKET SHITE CROTCH GO HOME AND DIE PUSSY EMO DAMN BASTARD BOB SAGET FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY DICKFACE PEEPEE FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE SACRAMENTO RAT'S ASS DAMNATION FOUR-EYES CRACKER CHINK CLEVELAND STEAMER WIKIPEDIA SPANK THE MONKEY FIRECROTCH MOLDY TITS BIG FOOT FUCKING GOOK SCROTUM FUCKHEAD PISS OFF MOCCASINS ASSHOLE VAGINA SAND NIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK ASSWIPE JAP FUCK SON OF A BITCH BASTARD BRITNEY ORGASM TURD ARSE TIT SPRINKLES PEARL NECKLACE DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKTARD FUCK ASSHAT CUNT LAPPER PISS SHITHEAD HADJI THONG TASTER MOTHERFUCKER ABO BITCH WANK GANGBANG FUCK YOU FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DAMN NIGGER BULLSHIT WANK GOD DAMN O KURWA! COCK PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMMIT RICK MORANIS CHOAD DOUCHE EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSWIPE PISS DUMBASS WETBACK YID POWERSHIT WIGGER CUNTYMINTS POLESMOKER BOOBIES SAGGY TITS BIRD SHIT BALLS ASSHAT SHITPISSER SEX TUBA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITCOCK DOUCHE DAGO MARCH OF FLAMES BUTTFUCKER BITCH BOLLOCKS MOCKIE SHITCOCK DOUCHING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DUNE COON BELGIUM INBRED DONGSHOVER SHIT BENSON SUCKS RAT'S COCK SUCK MY DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON DUMBASS DIPSHIT DAMN COCKSMOKER SHAKOPEE TWAT BOOBIES POLACK CUNTRAG I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT [Insert silly non-swear here] DONKEY PUNCHER TIT DIRT GANGBANG 666 JAP GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER INJUN HELL ASSHAT PAKI WIKIPEDIA JACKASS CUNNILINGUS BASTARD BLUMPKIN PISS OFF MY ASS ASS TOSSER FUCKSTAIN HONKY SEMEN DYKE FUCK POLAK ANAL FUCKSTAIN HELL ARSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FELCHMONKEY WALRUS SHIT ASSFACE BOOBS REDNECK FUCKSTAIN CUNT MICK CUNTSWILLING PUSSY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLIT CHOAD SON OF A BITCH LIMEY FUCKING JUMP! LIMEY JOHNNY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS COCKSUCKER CUNTBUCKET QUEEF BLISTERING BARNACLES DICK COON HEIL HITLER! BITCH DAMN ASS TIT SPRINKLES ASSWIPE BUGGER OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER FRIG PENISFUCK FUCKER BASTARD BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHIGGER O KURWA! SHIT TITWANK SHITFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON EPIDIDYMIS YOGHURT CANNON YID CONDOMS FRIG FUCK YOU CUNT GOD BLESS AMERICA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKHEAD SHITE FUCKWIT TITTYWANK NECROPHILIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! FUCKFACE FUCKER ASSRAPING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PROLES FUCK SEMEN EAT MY SHIT! 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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See VAGINA also


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