Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SEX'STRAWBERRY ASS'FUCKER'SHIT'FEATURED'FUCK YOU'ANAL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder RAGHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PEARL NECKLACE, sudden FUCKING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! or TIT DIRT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BULLSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GRIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TOTAL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HOT GRITS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FEWMETS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOG SHIT DILDO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCKSMOKER utterFUCKance of socially COCKSUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address FUCKHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

ASSWIPE Tourette's is ANAL DIABETES not to be BULLSHIT confused with FLYING FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKER random TITTIES disorientation, culturally-MONGOLIANS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SON OF A BITCH language, GIVING HEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAT'S ASS BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive RAPE quantities HITLER of ANAL DIABETES CHIGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A AY-AY-AY Polite Note to the DONKEY DICK Author:

The YOU WANKER Tourette's I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE Research Institute was NIPPLES founded to SHITTY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have [EXPLETIVE] Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MICK article FLYING RAT'S ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BRUSH MA TEETH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MALARKY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can CLUSTERFUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the WANK bad side of a terrible BONER thing.
• The main PUNANI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CAMEL JOCKEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NECROPHILIA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIGGER knee FUCKTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PECKERHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAMEL JOCKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NAZI school for ASSHAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKGOBLIN sufferers to become COMMUNIST DILDO manically depressed and RAGHEAD commit BOOBIES suicide.
• There is no BUTT-FOR-BRAINS cure, and the COCKSUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the BOLLOCKS tics often have adverse JERRY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOTHERFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire HOMO body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and NEOPETS basically made it NIGGA! worse than POLACK it is without the DOUCHETITS drug.

I am an active member of a PISS ARTIST tourette syndrome WANKSPLAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the CENSORSHIP public view of Tourettes as a "OSTRICH MY ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RAPE sorry for PISS ARTIST "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSFACE this that really POOPY annoys me. I am working towards a DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKFACE, and making fun of a BEANER horrible disorder is (not) JOHNNY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CRAP time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISSHOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. DONGSHOVER Regards to Andrew ASSFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The FUCKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you FUCKTARD want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHAT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my FELLATIO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PEARL NECKLACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACK OFF and BALLS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WETBACK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BEAVER BAND WITH 4 WANKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CONAN O'BRIAN HORSE! PEARL NECKLACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PEARL NECKLACE'S HOUSE

How AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! to CLUSTERFUCK cure FUCK OFF the FAGGOT Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HELL for TITTYWANK Tourette's FUCKBAG Syndrome RANDY TRAVIS is PUSSY following STEVE BALLMER these WIENER rules FUCK in YID order:

• 1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature SHITSLIDE little FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA kids,
• 2: Count to PRICK within ABO 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITFUCKER PIG TITTYWANK nor PISS UP MY ARSE talk,
• 4: Tell TOSSER yourself you HELL don't PUSSYLICKER have SUCK MY DICK this SLOPE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKTARD WITH NASTY GO HOME AND DIE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PEARL NECKLACE last straw SEMEN!

I fucking put ASSHAT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ARSE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF REBECCA BLACK THIS O KURWA! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BALL SACK offensive. RAT'S COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ORGASM people who try DICKHEAD to battle PIECE OF SHIT'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! that tight-ass WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 17-year-SON OF A BITCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HOT GRITS it now, but someone said BITCH' VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE'DYKE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING INJUN is a laughing WIENER matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JIGGABOO Uncyclopedia, there are MR WINKLER IS GAY articles WETBACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKTARD stuff. So RAPE that means SHITE stop getting mad at the WALRUS SHIT first part too and CRAPPY talking about the FROG letter that it's SHIT mocking (what ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP letter? I don't even know what FELLATIO the heck you're talking about). Adrian VENEREAL DISEASE hi self DOG FUCKER even made a really EAT MY SHIT! good point. "It's BIGNOSE nothing more TITWANK from a head nod to a SUCK MY COCK knee tick". SHITE. Which I'll add CHIGGER onto MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SCROTUM suffer that PECKERHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SON OF A BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKWIT hilarious. If you DOUCHING Want facts, go on GARBAGE DAY! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read VAGINA the freaking DAMN article anyway.

JIGGABOO BUGGER AUTOFELLATIO JACK ABRAMOFF JUNGLE BUNNY CROTCH ASSHAT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON KEEP MILF

ASSWIPE JACKASS TITS & DICKS POTTYMOUTH PEARL NECKLACE SHITE SEMEN GO COUNT YOUR DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BITCH RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER PORCH MONKEY NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE DICK SHITCUNTING POMMIE FRIG ASS BRUSH MA TEETH TWAT BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GO COUNT YOUR DICK POLACK TITS I'LL RAPE YOU COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT TWAT WANKER DICK CHICKEN ANAL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUGGER OFF ANAL DIABETES CODEINE IS A QUEER INCEST WHITE POWER DICK IN A BOX STEVE BALLMER FUCK OFF POLAK CROTCH HELL CHOAD KISSER DICKLICK NEGRO GREASER RECTUM RAIDER SCROTUM DIPSHIT FRIG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MONKEY'S UNCLE GOD DAMN CLEMEN FUCK OFF GOBSHITE TWAT CHIGGER BOOBS WANK CRACKER FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER HOSER [expletive deleted] DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN LOGJAMMER PISS OFF DOT HEAD ABO CONDOMS FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE CUNTRAG CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DUNE COON CLIT PORCH MONKEY FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! SHITBALLS SHITFUCKER WANKSPLAT FROG ANAL DIABETES SUCK MY COCK HO FUCKWIT FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY BEAVER FROG'S FAT ASS TRANNY SEX MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK FELCHING SEMEN SHITPISSER BALLS DOUCHETITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITFUCKER TITWANK THONG TASTER DOT HEAD SPUNK FUCKER ASSFACE SHITE BIGNOSE FUCK POMMIE JACKASS FUCKSTAIN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JACK OFF BASTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TURD EPIDIDYMIS BATHING SUIT AREA SIGMUND FREUD HELLFUCKER DOG FUCKER SAGGY TITS DICKHEAD BLUMPKIN RECTUM RAIDER SPANK THE MONKEY GREASER JACKASS [EXPLETIVE] CHOAD KISSER SEX PICKANINNY GOD DAMN PENISBIRD HORSE SHIT FUCKER BLUMPKIN HELL NIPPLES D'OH RANDY TRAVIS GRINGO DAMMIT TWAT DICKFACE PISS WANKER CAMEL FUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! STRAWBERRY ASS BELLEND HOT GRITS WOMEN'S RIGHTS VANDAL BUTT-HEAD MALARKY SHIT SHIT DAMN FUCKTARD FRIG FUCK FRED PHELPS JESSE McCARTNEY VENEREAL DISEASE YID SHITTY BUGGER OFF DUMBASS TIBETAN BUDDHISM PEDOPHILIA SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK LGBT RIGHTS WOODPECKERSHIT AY-AY-AY VENEREAL DISEASE WIENER GOD BLESS AMERICA DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS FLYING FUCK SCROTUM NIGGER BEANER SHITTY ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WOP FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT IT'S OVER 9000! FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK SHITHEAD POWERSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNTRAG BALL SACK MARCH OF FLAMES DOT HEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NECROPHILIA LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT CROTCH JACKASS DYKE SHITCOCK SHITE KAFFIR BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA RAT'S ASS JACKASS BUKKAKE SHITE NECROPHILIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FAG [expletive deleted] DOG SHIT DAMN ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK CHAV IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLUSTERFUCK PUSSYLICKER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! RAT'S COCK POOPY TWISTY VAGINA ASS TWAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT NI IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING A DAMN IT FUCKTARD BITCH GRINGO CUNNILINGUS SHITSLIDE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER TAMPONS BLUE PENIS! FELCHMONKEY SHIT JAP FROG'S FAT ASS HUEY P. NEWTON CLUSTERFUCK PEEPEE DICKWAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WIGGER HELL PISS ARTIST PISS SMEG GO HOME AND DIE SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOBSHITE SCROTUM MONKEY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO PISS BULLSHIT STUB PRICK JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN FUCKER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ASS NECROPHILIA COON DOODIE HEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASS LICKER WANK FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS ARTIST COCKING FUCKBOROUGH OSTRICH MY ASS NIPPLES POTTYMOUTH POMMIE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE SOD OFF DAMN DAMN BASTARD FUDGEPACKER ASSFACE ASSHAT I WILL END YOU! CHICKEN SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JERK OFF GOD DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKTARD SUNSHINE FELLATIO BUTT PIRATE BUKKAKE FUCK FUCK OFF BOOBS SHITTY BITCH SHITE FUCKFACE WANKSPLAT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PEDOPHILIA DONKEY DICK DICKFACE SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER PISS ARTIST GOBSHITE BITCH DAMN FUCK DILDO FELLATIO FAG FUCKSTAIN BASTARD HORSE SHIT RUSKIE PECKERHEAD HELL DICKFACE CHOAD BANGKOK PRICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCKSUCKER SPIC FAG CLIT DOM DeLUISE FUCK NUGGET BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK SHITTY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKING A FUCK GOBSHITE PISS OFF AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS DAMN CUNT CRAP NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TOWELHEAD SUGARTITS DAMN IT FUCKING A FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! MASTICATION FOR THE NATION DONGSHOVER FUCKFACE JIZZ DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK HITLER FLYING FUCK CLIT FUCKHEAD DAMN REDNECK BONER BITCH FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING GENITALIA HELL CUNT DOM DeLUISE SHIT LIKE A HORSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PORCH MONKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOD DAMMIT BITCH TIMBER NIGGER ASSWIPE BALL SACK CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE PISS FUCKING JACKASS RECTUM RAIDER BATHING SUIT AREA [Insert yet another person's name here] BOLLOCKS RAGHEAD LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! YUKY DOODY LET'S SHIT DOUCHEBAG HELL NIPPLES BULLCRAP FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSMOKER ALEX TREBEK DONKEY DICK THERE IS A CABAL BEAVER SNUFF PORN ARSE CONAN O'BRIAN NECROPHILIA FUCKER JACKASS BLOWJOB CRACKER TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BALL SACK BOOBS MASTURBATION POOPOO PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA BOLLOCKS DYKE PUSSYLICKER SHIT SOD FUCKING JUMP! ASSHAT FUCKING A JOHN ELWAY PISSHOLE ASS SHITCOCK ARSE GIVING HEAD ABO CROTCH CUNNILINGUS ASS SHITCOCK WILLY WONKA SEX ART METAL PRODUCTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FEWMETS D'OH BULLCRAP CUNTRAG HELL DOUCHE NAZI BITCH OH SHI– SHIT PISS OFF BANGKOK SHITCUNTING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FENCE JUMPER PRICK TITS & DICKS JAP CHUFF MARCH OF FLAMES GOOK WETBACK BITCH MARGARET THATCHER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING A PAKI CANNED QUOTES I WILL END YOU! FUCKER NEGRO YID ORGASM JAP WANK JIZZ WIENER BALLS FUCK OFF SPIC DAMN IT DONKEY DICK FAGGOT JIGGABOO VAGINA BIRD SHIT SPIC FUCK NUGGET CHINK RAPE AMERICA ONLINE KIKE SHITE SHITTY FIRECROTCH FRITZ HONKY MOCCASINS FRIG CUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOHN SMILEY FACE TWAT FUCK BOOBIES ASSWIPE PISS OFF FAGGOT TITS & DICKS MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER GANGBANG LOGJAMMER TAMPONS ASSBANDIT FUCKBAG BASTARD BUKKAKE FUCKING A TURD CLUSTERFUCK FU SPANG JERRY BOON PENIS ON A BUN RAPE WOODPECKERSHIT ARSE PISS ARTIST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT HORSE PENIS TURD DIPSHIT BITCH ASS BELLEND REDSKIN MONKEY SHIT DICKFACE GANGBANG BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SAND NIGGER HO FUCKER ASSHOLE FUCK OFF YOU WANKER CUNT SPUNK POOPY NAZI TWISTY VAGINA YOUR MOM FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SEMEN FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE GOBSHITE INBRED FUCKSTAIN POMMIE BASTARD RAPE CUNTBUCKET BUGGER SON OF A BITCH BASTARD PENIS POWERSHIT BANGKOK POTTYMOUTH ANUSCAKE DONKEY PUNCHER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUTTFUCKER ABO JESSE McCARTNEY WANKSPLAT CONAN O'BRIAN SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST I WILL END YOU! COON CRAP ON A STICK DAMN BORDER HOPPER FEWMETS INJUN VILLAGE DUMP GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKTARD HOMO I RAPE WALRUSES! PENIS GOBSHITE RAT'S ASS BONER BITCH ARSE RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT MILF DUMBASS DICKHEAD PUSSY INCEST HORSE PENIS ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD DAMMIT HO BOOBS DAMN O KURWA! BULLSHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITSLINGING CLIT CUNT DICK BLUMPKIN GENITALIA HELL NEGRO SPUNK WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NICARAGUA SHITSLIDE PISS ARTIST BEAVER NECROPHILIA GIVING HEAD JIGGABOO JAP COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PIG FRIG GOAT DICK SHITFACE SHITFACE FUCKWIT KIKE WHORE NAZI FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK LET'S SHIT PENISBIRD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH SHIT FUCKER ASS ARSE SHITCOCK PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD CHIGGER MOLDY TITS VAGINA CHOAD KISSER DAMN JACKASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CLIT NEOPETS PAKI ASSFACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKING NIGGER COON HELL BOON SEX CUNT FUCKWIT PENISBIRD BUGFUCK CHAV [Insert silly non-swear here] SEMEN BASTARD DICK GRINGO DICKFACE PISS UP MY ARSE SHAKOPEE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PENISFUCK ASS LICKER TIT DIRT DILDO SOD OFF DAMN IT WIENER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS ARTIST FRAK SON OF A BITCH BALLS WOODPECKERSHIT STRAWBERRY ASS BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE DAMMIT FUCK HENTAI HENTAI FALUN GONG FUCKSTAIN FUCK BULLSHIT DONGSHOVER KAFFIR SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK TITS ABO WALRUS SHIT RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT BLUE PENIS! SHITHEAD ASSHOLE CRAP ON A STICK BELLEND SPIC THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCKWIT CUNT QUEEF SNUFF PORN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUGFUCK BITCH FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER DILDO FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT BALL SACK SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD SHITE BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY DICK IN A BOX Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DOUCHETITS BOOBIES POLACK BALL SACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CROTCH DOUCHE RUSTY TROMBONE I AM CORNHOLIO! CANNED QUOTES FUCKWIT DAMN INJUN FUCKING JUMP! PRICK PUSSY ASS ASSCRACK CUNT WETBACK BANGKOK VAGINA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS LET'S SHIT BASTARD PISSHOLE URINE-GARGLING FUCKWIT FASHION BUG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK DONGSHOVER BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER ASS LICKER FROG'S FAT ASS DUNE COON DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER PENIS TITMOUSE FALUN GONG SHITBALLS CAMEL FUCKER MONKEY SHIT HITLER MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER DUMBASS JACKASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE SLOPE BALL SACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHUFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TURD WANK FUCKWIT PAKI PUSSY TITTIES PUSSY YOU WANKER HORSE PENIS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM MOZILLA FIREFOX SOD OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT PISS ARTIST JACK OFF BUTT-HEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HELL SHITFUCKER CUNT BULLSHIT TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING POMMIE HORSE SHIT BITCH ARSEBADGERS SEMEN HOMO SNUFF PORN RAT'S ASS FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH DICKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HOSER O CANADA SHITBALLS TOWELHEAD DOUCHEBAG CROTCH WANK CRAPMUNCHER YOUR MOM EMO HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHIGGER PIG BUTT PIRATE NIPPLES DICKLICK DAMN IT MONKEY SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BONER CUNTBUCKET PEDOPHILIA OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CUM DICKLICK BASTARD ASS RAPE SHUT UP, MEG! PISSHOLE PAKI ASS FASCIST PIG WIENER ASS PORCH MONKEY BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER BITCH FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACK ABRAMOFF BALL SACK NAZI WHORE MILF I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB POTTYMOUTH BELGIUM DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN IT CRAPFUCKER COCK SHITE HELL FUCK YOU BAT FUCK INSANE WIKIPEDIA FOUR-EYES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOAT DICK EMO SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE WIGGER SPUNK FELLATIO FUCKING A PIECE OF SHIT SEMEN CHRISTHUMPER ABO ASS CROTCH JAP BEANER SHITSLINGING MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE FRENCH TICKLER BEAVER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST suck my mothers FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANKER ARSEBADGERS CLEMEN DAMN IT FUCKTARD HOSER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCK BIRD SHIT FRED PHELPS TITMOUSE PENIS YOUR MOM GENITALIA CHOAD KISSER GOATSE DONKEY DICK CHOAD KISSER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE SUCK MY DICK ANAL SHITE WANK JIZZ CHENEY DICKHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTT PIRATE CHINK BIRD SHIT BUTTFUCKER WOP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITE ASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RICK MORANIS FROG FUCKTARD ANAL DIABETES ART METAL PRODUCTS SUGARTITS SOD NECROPHILIA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BALLS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUTTFUCKER DYKE COON WANK GOOK FROG'S FAT ASS TOWELHEAD SHIT ASS RAT'S COCK POLESMOKER CRAP SHITHEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOD DAMMIT WANK DIPSHIT DOG SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DIPSHIT HELL PORCH MONKEY TWAT WIENER FUCK DICKHEAD NICARAGUA CUNT GIVING HEAD SLOPE JACKASS SHIT BALLS BONER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DILDO FUCKSTAIN TWISTY VAGINA NAZI PRICK DICKFACE FRENCH TICKLER DICK NIGGER GOD DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BEANER CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER WIENER DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION FUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKHEAD WIENER HELL DONKEY PUNCHER SPIC FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GYPSY CHICKEN SHIT BEANER MALARKY POMMIE HORSE SHIT MICK RAPE MOCKIE BATHING SUIT AREA HOMO CHRISTHUMPER CHUFF PRICK TOWELHEAD POMMIE TAMPONS DICKLICK FUCKING A FUCKBAG ASSWIPE CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUTTFUCKER and with the FROG'S FAT ASS and his SUGARTITS of girraffes in which YOU WANKER while reading about DONKEY PUNCHER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FELCHMONKEY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SEX