Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOBSHITE'MASTURBATION'KNOBJOCKEY'DONGSHOVER'WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY!'PIECE OF SHIT'NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PIGFUCKER look at the WIGGER talk page of this RUSKIE article for notes or discussion before CAMEL FUCKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WARNER MUSIC GROUP neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GENITALIA, sudden ARSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BALLS or ASSCRACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JIGGABOO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOOBIES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DONKEY DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HITLER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COON ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DIPSHIT utterFUCKance of socially FUCKWIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PORCH MONKEY television programs to address BLUE PENIS! Tourette's syndrome.

TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Tourette's is HELLFUCKER not to be BORDER HOPPER confused with RAT'S ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM random FUCKSTAIN disorientation, culturally-MOLDY TITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MASTURBATION outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NORTH KOREA language, DICK TITS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HORSE SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGGER OFF souvenir shoppes and massive POOPY quantities QUEEF of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the FUCKWIT Author:

The FUCK OFF Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Research Institute was ASS founded to BUTTFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GENITALIA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your VAGINA article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WANKSPLAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACKASS SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DYKE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POO POO BLOWJOB Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I'LL RAPE YOU Tourrette's sufferers NICARAGUA swear. You can PORCH MONKEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS TV, for always focusing on the POLAK bad side of a terrible JACKASS thing.
• The main SHITTY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BOB SAGET involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSLINGING knee FLYING FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BALL SACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ANAL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BLISTERING BARNACLES school for TAFFY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DOG FUCKER sufferers to become CHIGGER manically depressed and INCEST commit CUNNILINGUS suicide.
• There is no BONG cure, and the DICK CHICKEN drugs that are available to, "calm" the SON OF A BITCH tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BONER perodol" which caused my entire POLAK body to go TAFFY numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIGGER it is without the CUNNILINGUS drug.

I am an active member of a DAMNATION tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD BLESS AMERICA the ASSCRACK public view of Tourettes as a "TAFFY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WIENER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TWAT sorry for SHITE "hi-jacking" your DICKHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSWIPE this that really SHITBALLS annoys me. I am working towards a LAKE TITICACA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FAG, and making fun of a BUKKAKE horrible disorder is (not) CLIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LIKE FATHER LIKE SON time.

Best DOUGHNUT PUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOBSHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. WOP Regards to Andrew PUSSY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The FRIG bastard who wrote this article. You can SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS punch him if you PISSHOLE want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GENITALIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICKFACE and BLOWJOB playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CARPET MUNCHER BAND WITH 4 ASSHOLE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS HORSE! GENITALIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GENITALIA'S HOUSE

How SHITHEAD to TURD cure DAMN the BANGKOK Tourette's FUCKFUCKFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ART METAL PRODUCTS for BASTARD Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome DUNE COON is MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE following ASSHOLE these MONKEY SHIT rules BITCH in DAMN order:

• 1: Avoid GENITALIA immature SHIT little DOG FUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to BASTARD within MONKEY SHIT 10 FUCKTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TITWANK NAZI SUCK A BIG DICK nor SHITFACE talk,
• 4: Tell JACK ABRAMOFF yourself you GOD DAMMIT don't TITTIES have [EXPLETIVE] this WALRUS SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WITH NASTY GOD DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GENITALIA last straw WANK!

I fucking put RAPE' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOAT DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKER the TOP OF ASSHOLE THIS MARGARET THATCHER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JOHN SMILEY FACE offensive. GOD DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT LIKE A HORSE people who try SHITE to battle DAMN'ASS LICKER that tight-ass BASTARD 17-year-LAKE TITICACA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAGO it now, but someone said BOOBIES' JESSE McCARTNEY GO HOME AND DIE'JACK OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WIENER is a laughing pen0r matter. Plus there POMMIE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are SHITSLINGING articles NI about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CONAN O'BRIAN stuff. So BALL SACK that means DELICIOUS CAKE stop getting mad at the FUCKFACE first part too and TWAT talking about the VENEREAL DISEASE letter that it's KRAUT mocking (what FRAK letter? I don't even know what ANUSCAKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSCRACK hi self WIGGER even made a really CLIT good point. "It's DONKEY PUNCHER nothing more ASS from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". FUCK OFF. Which I'll add CRAP ON A STICK onto TACO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PICKANINNY suffer that WHORE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMN be, because if I were a SHOOP DA WHOOP Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DIRTY SANCHEZ hilarious. If you [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BATMAN & ROBIN be offended, don't read PISS OFF the freaking HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS article anyway.

BASTARD DELICIOUS CAKE INBRED COCK LICK PUSSY DONKEY DICK FUCKING ASS CHUFF FAG

MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG CUNT PRICK SEX SHITFACE MUGABE HAS AIDS SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMMIT FUCKING JUMP! BULLCRAP WANK MACACA ASS LICKER LIMEY BEAVER RAPE YID SHIT CUNT WIKIPEDIA ASS PISS OFF PENIS ON A STICK PEEPEE WEHATEMARIO GANGBANG SHIT PORCH MONKEY BITCH SHITFACE REDNECK ASSRAPING ASS TESTICLE CHOKE COCKSUCKER JIGGABOO FIST FUCK GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE SHITTY SHIT D'OH SHITHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! HORSE SHIT FUCK BOOBIES BEAVER LOLCAT DOUCHE NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU SAMUEL L. JACKSON PUSSY FOOTBALL SUCK MY DICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PISS ARTIST CUNT PEEPEE SHITHEAD SAGGY TITS CLUSTERFUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TAFFY WALRUS SHIT WANK INBRED BOLLOCKS PISS ARTIST WOP BALLS SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MICK BALL SACK FEWMETS SHITFACE ASSCRACK FUCKFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE GANGBANG FUCKTARD BELLEND POMMIE PENIS BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS BOB SAGET BITCH CUNT BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMN ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS LICKER FROG'S FAT ASS PORCH MONKEY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SACRAMENTO SHITE RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO BUGGER OFF RAT'S COCK ASS TOSSER WALRUS SHIT FUCK OFF ASSFACE LIMEY DIRTY SANCHEZ CRAP ON A STICK CHING CHONG CHINK COCKGOBLIN GANGBANG BUKKAKE ASSWIPE CUNT ARSE TWAT CHIGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK NAZI GOBSHITE SHITE FUCKER PRICK BITCH SON OF A BITCH NAZI JACKASS PISSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNNILINGUS MOCKIE GOAT DICK WANK LENS CRAFTERS GOD DAMMIT JOHNNY COCK RAGHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF RAT'S ASS {{USERNAME}} CUNT BONG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SOD SHITFACE SHIT RAT'S COCK HO GO HOME AND DIE [expletive deleted] ASSHAT BITCH PISS FUCK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY MOCKIE DAMN BIRD SHIT SHITHEAD ASSHOLE CLIT FELLATIO BAT FUCK INSANE BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! EPIDIDYMIS PISS FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BALLS SHITFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI GRIS HELLFIRE SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! COCKSUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FIRECROTCH PRICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF FASHION BUG PIGFUCKER CLEMEN HOMO CLEMEN MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JACKASS SHIT DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAT'S ASS JERK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS OFF SHIT BRITNEY NAZI OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH BIRD SHIT JIGGABOO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN ORGASM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POLAK ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER JACK OFF CUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES INBRED 666 DAMN HORSE SHIT DICKHEAD ASSCRACK JOHNNY PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SLOPE TWAT BUGFUCK PICKANINNY BEAVER DONKEY DICK GENITALIA DICKHEAD SEX MACACA ASS HOSER DICKLICK PISS OFF MY ASS EMO PIG ANAL CUNT INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA OH SHI– CRACKER WEHATEMARIO CUNTRAG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS WOP I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK TOWELHEAD FRENCH TICKLER ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT MALARKY SON OF A BITCH ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ORGASM CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE SOD CUNNILINGUS JESSE McCARTNEY DICK NORTH KOREA DICKWAD COON FRENCH TICKLER SHITFUCKER FUCKBAG DAGO KAFFIR BITCH BITCH FUCKHEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DUMBASS JOHN SMILEY FACE BRITNEY MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER DICK CRAP ON A STICK TOTAL SHITTY MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CHINK CHICKEN SHIT BITCH DICKFACE WANK INCEST FUCKFACE CLEMEN JAP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP [expletive deleted] BALLS SUGAR FUCK BUGGER OFF LAKE TITICACA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS [EXPLETIVE] BAD MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS ASS CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE ASS CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER HO ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE MOCCASINS BUGFUCK MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT CLIT FUCKING YOGHURT CANNON FUCK FUCKSTAIN FRIG CRAPFUCKER MILF BITCH ARSE MALL SANTA GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE THIS IS SPARTA! CHOAD DICKHEAD JACK OFF FUCKWIT COCK PISS ARTIST KAFFIR WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOT HEAD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TRANNY BOOBIES FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK NUGGET PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY WOODPECKERSHIT TWAT INCEST GOD DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS LIMEY SHIT FRIG FOREIGN CURRENCY BELLEND TIMBER NIGGER JOHNNY JOHN ELWAY POTTYMOUTH FOUR-EYES FLUFFY CLOUD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POWERSHIT NORTH KOREA JOHN ELWAY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RUSKIE ASS GOD DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER BITCH BASTARD BITCH BUGFUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS BEANER SHITSKIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WARNER MUSIC GROUP KIDDY FIDDLER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BOOBS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITCUNTING BASTARD FUCK FEWMETS COLGATE KNOBJOCKEY SHIT FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TWAT SHITE SAND NIGGER 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASS OH SHI– MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER SHITHEAD SHITSKIN VAGINA FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS HELL FUCKWIT FELCHING SHITFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TITS [expletive deleted] SCUMBAG BASTARD SPIC FROG'S FAT ASS LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE FUCKING CHOAD ORANGE TURTLE STEVE BALLMER MOTHERFUCKER JAP CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD SOD OFF RAT'S ASS HELLFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PORCUPINE'S BALLS YOU WANKER MOCKIE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT DAMN TAFFY ASSFACE PISS OFF MY ASS BATHING SUIT AREA I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY CRAP ASSHOLE ASSWIPE ASSRAPING COCK CUNT JOHNNY SHITE MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS PISSHOLE BOLLOCKS INCEST MOSES CUNTRAG GARBAGE DAY! DOUCHEBAG CHENEY SON OF A BITCH SHAKOPEE WANK DAMN WANK SHITTY DOUCHEBAG PISS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIPSHIT COCK WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK CLIT SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK NI DICK CHICKEN DAMNATION BITCH SCUMBAG PUSSY PISS SHITTY FEWMETS BATHING SUIT AREA AMERICA ONLINE FROG BRITNEY PISS PEDOPHILIA JENKEM BITCH ALF FUCKFACE WALRUS SHIT HELL NAZI TOSSER SHITHEAD FUCK FAGGOT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHORE HO MASTURBATION FLAMING ASS BADGER WIENER KNOBJOCKEY POLESMOKER BOB SAGET BENCH PRESS ASSHOLE GOOK FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD RUSKIE HORSE SHIT JAP SON OF A BITCH NAZI COMMUNIST DILDO PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKBAG YOU WANKER ANAL TITTIES FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE SLOPE CHIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEAVER CAMEL JOCKEY KIKE BASTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH COCKSHITTER CUM CRAPMUNCHER AMERICA ONLINE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PUNANI INCEST WALRUS SHIT FUDGEPACKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT REDNECK NEGRO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITTY JERK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK FUCK EPIDIDYMIS DUMBASS MONKEY BALLS DIPSHIT REDSKIN FENCE JUMPER WIENER HELL CUNTRAG POMMIE SHAKOPEE JACKASS SHIT TITTIES RAGHEAD FIRECROTCH CLIT ASS SEMEN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT RAGHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE I AM CORNHOLIO! BULLSHIT FUCK CRAPFUCKER FUCKWIT SHITE DALAI LAMA FLYING FUCK CROTCH DUMBASS ARSEBADGERS FRITZ ASSHOLE [EXPLETIVE] HELLFUCKER FELCHING DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INCEST FAG BEANER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ARSE DUMBASS DICK CLIT JACKASS KNOBJOCKEY WANK TAFFY FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PENIS VAGINA POTTYMOUTH suck my mothers MILF DICKHEAD BITCH YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU POO POO BLOWJOB BONER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S ASS WANK ORGASM DOODIE HEAD TITWANK ARSE SHITSLINGING PISS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WANK FAG MONKEY BALLS JERK OFF SHITHEAD SHAKOPEE FUCKING CLEMEN PISS UP MY ARSE PUNANI NIPPLES BULLSHIT FUCK PIG PEEPEE FRAK DONALD RUMSFELD MARCH OF FLAMES DAMN PUSSY FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS SAGGY TITS OSTRICH MY ASS PEARL NECKLACE WANKER TITTYWANK CUNTRAG CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SOD SCUMBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLESMOKER O KURWA! NAZI FEMADOM WIENER RAPE MALARKY FUCKER SHITBALLS WANK PISS ROSES FUCKSTAIN FIRECROTCH GRINGO NIGGER SHITFACE BULLSHIT TITS FRIENDS BUGGER OFF I WILL END YOU! SCROTUM INJUN SCUMBAG PISS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS JIZZ GO HOME AND DIE BONER SHITTY ASSFACE SHIT DARTH VADER FUCK YOU HELL ASSFACE URINE-GARGLING AMERICA ONLINE FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK PUSSY SHIT FUCKFACE GENITALIA CLEMEN SUCK MY COCK FUCKING WANK WANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT SEMEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER DICKLICK KAFFIR FLYING FUCK FUCKING JUMP! DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SUCK MY DICK WETBACK INCEST SHITE SCUMBAG FUCKING BULLSHIT ARSE SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT HELL GOD DAMMIT HELLFIRE CUNT SAND NIGGER FAG SOD FUCKING HELL BALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITE DILDO DICKHEAD DICK CHICKEN ASS LICKER NAZI COMMUNIST DILDO WANKER GOD DAMMIT WIGGER DAMMIT WANK NAZI ASSHOLE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE DOUCHE BIRD SHIT PENIS ON A BUN THONG TASTER COON PIG FUCKSTAIN GRUE RAPE BUKKAKE ASSWIPE NAZI SON OF A BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK AY-AY-AY MARGARET THATCHER BONER CUNT PISS ARTIST PRICK CUM FLAMING ASS BADGER PUSSY WANKSPLAT JACKASS ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT CUNT ASS WANK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER ASS FUCKBAG SHITFACE DAMN CLEMEN {{USERNAME}} HELLFUCKER SHIT MALARKY FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER POLAK VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER NAZI FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FRED PHELPS TITMOUSE ASSCRACK BATHING SUIT AREA HONKY BUGGER WANK HELL SHIT LIKE A HORSE SCROTUM JAP CRAPMUNCHER PORCUPINE'S BALLS TENTACLE RAPE BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKBAG PEDOPHILIA HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK HO URINE-GARGLING FLYING FUCK SHITE ASSWIPE DIPSHIT BANGKOK PEEPEE BITCH DAMMIT BOOBS PEDOPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS PISS FUCKSTAIN ANUSCAKE PISS ARTIST FUCK DICKFACE DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER CUNTBUCKET DICKFACE WOP POLACK SHIT BEANER CUNT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHOAD CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS GENITALIA CONDOMS SHITFUCKER BALL SACK NIGGER ASSRAPING QUEEF JERK OFF ASS LICKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SUCK MY COCK AUTOFELLATIO BUGFUCK BULLSHIT BEAVER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POLESMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER CUNTRAG WANK DIPSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITSLINGING SHIT RAPE NEGRO SCROTUM JERRY LOLCAT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PISS OFF NIPPLES BOLLOCKS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE FUCKFACE TWO-INCH PENIS CUNT ASSWIPE SHITBALLS SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG FUCKTARD ASS LICKER FUDGEPACKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUKKAKE KNOBJOCKEY SHIT FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHAT YOU SUCK BALLS DONALD RUMSFELD CHICKEN SHIT TOWELHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD RAT'S ASS HOT GRITS FUCKER SHITSLINGING D'OH PEEPEE KRAUT ASSHOLE MILF GANGBANG CUM ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BALLS CUNTYMINTS SCROTUM DAMN POMMIE NIPPLES SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSHAT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FREEDOM OF SPEECH ASSRAPING FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BASTARD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY SHIT RAT'S ASS BITCH FUCK YOU PUNANI SHITFUCKER BOLLOCKS SAGGY TITS PISS GIVING HEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HOT GRITS ARSE FUCKING MONKEY SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO BIRD SHIT SHITFACE COCKSMOKER ASSCRACK CONDOMS DAMN MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK KAFFIR BULLCRAP JACKASS FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO GUMDROPS SHITBALLS pen0r FRITZ TRANNY FUCK RUSKIE FUCK MOCKIE FUCK YOU FUCKER GOOK CLIT BASTARD PUNANI PISSHOLE FENCE JUMPER SHITPISSER FUCK OFF PENIS ASSHOLE CHOAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITS GRIS NAZI WALRUS SHIT KAFFIR PAKI WANK DICK CHICKEN QUEEF TOTAL YID HOSER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK ASSFACE CUNT YOU WANKER TITS FU SPANG SEMEN ASSHOLE REDSKIN JERRY GRASS MUD HORSE 30 CASES OF PICKLES WEHATEMARIO FUCKSTAIN SPANK THE MONKEY DUNE COON TWISTY VAGINA HELL FUCKHEAD ASSHAT SAND NIGGER FRED PHELPS FUCKHEAD JIGGABOO FUCK BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT SHIT HAIL SATAN! WETBACK NAZI SCUMBUCKET FUCKER BITCH BITCH DILDO JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT GENITALIA WOP SHITBALLS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN IT LOLCAT SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SPICY CUNT FUCK CHIGGER SHITFACE SHITSLINGING ASSFACE FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHING CHONG CHINK CUNNILINGUS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WHORE FUCK YOU WANK SCROTUM FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG WOP CLUSTERFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS BENCH PRESS GOOK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive 30 CASES OF PICKLES and with the JACKASS and his FUCKTARD of girraffes in which POO POO BLOWJOB while reading about PISSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NAZI also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SAGGY TITS