Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!!'BIG FOOT'PENIS'BUTT-HOLE'ASS'FLYING FUCK'HEIL HITLER! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSWIPE neurochemical FUCK disorder NIPPLES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SAND NIGGER, sudden ASSHAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DYKE or CUNNILINGUS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PEDOPHILIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TAMPONS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRAPFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GIVING HEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FRIG television programs to address FUCK YOU Tourette's syndrome.

JOHNNY Tourette's is FUCKTARD not to be DAMMIT confused with ARSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CROTCH random BUTT PIRATE disorientation, culturally-SHITTY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELCHING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAPE language, 30 CASES OF PICKLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RUSTY TROMBONE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TAMPONS souvenir shoppes and massive EPIDIDYMIS quantities FUCKBAG of ANAL DIABETES YID garbage.

Darnit.

A I'LL RAPE YOU Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

The YOU WANKER Tourette's FRENCH TICKLER Research Institute was NAZI founded to DOUCHE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WALRUS SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD article BUTT PIRATE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRACKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PRICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ANUSCAKE Tourrette's sufferers PICKANINNY swear. You can NECROPHILIA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TV, for always focusing on the NIGNOG bad side of a terrible I WILL KILL YOU! thing.
• The main DIPSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHIGGER knee PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JOHN SMILEY FACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSFACE school for SHITFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMMIT sufferers to become YOU WANKER manically depressed and TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE commit DUMBASS suicide.
• There is no POMMIE cure, and the DUMBASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FELLATIO tics often have adverse WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HATE HATE HAT perodol" which caused my entire TITTIES body to go DUMBASS numb and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DUMBASS it is without the CHRISTHUMPER drug.

I am an active member of a PUSSY tourette syndrome ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAINBOWS the SACRAMENTO public view of Tourettes as a "YUKY DOODY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNTYMINTS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JIGGABOO sorry for ANAL "hi-jacking" your PISS ARTIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLEVELAND STEAMER this that really DOUCHE annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTSWILLING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BAD MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be EPIDIDYMIS, and making fun of a COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT horrible disorder is (not) PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best SUCK MY DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PEDOPHILIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your TIENANMEN SQUARE capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. TITTYWANK Regards to Andrew LIMEY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply

The JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFUCKER punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOODIE HEAD saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SAND NIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COMMUNIST DILDO and O CANADA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOOK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HOSER BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NIGGER HORSE! SAND NIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SAND NIGGER'S HOUSE

How BONER to RAT'S COCK cure BULLCRAP the HEIL HITLER! Tourette's CLIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEARL NECKLACE for BASTARD Tourette's GOD BLESS AMERICA Syndrome NIGGER is CUNT following DICKFACE these FUCKING FUCKFUCKER rules SHIT in FUCKSTAIN order:

• 1: Avoid LAKE TITICACA immature LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE within DICK IN A BOX 10 CHOADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD HITLER nor BEAVER talk,
• 4: Tell CHIGGER yourself you INJUN don't SHITTY have TAMPONS this FUCKING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HITLER WITH NASTY CHICKEN SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CROTCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SAND NIGGER last straw EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!

I fucking put CHIGGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE BLISTERING BARNACLES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING A the TOP OF NECROPHILIA THIS TAFFY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MALARKY offensive. I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKFACE people who try ASS to battle DICKLICK'DOUCHING that tight-ass GOD DAMN 17-year-WANK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK YOU it now, but someone said COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT' BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY'BEANER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DUMBASS is a laughing INJUN matter. Plus there FUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Uncyclopedia, there are I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! articles CUNTRAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BIGNOSE stuff. So DICKFACE that means PRICK stop getting mad at the FUCKFACE first part too and BUTTFUCKER talking about the ABO letter that it's NIGGER mocking (what BUKKAKE letter? I don't even know what SUCK A BIG DICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSFACE hi self HONKY even made a really SPUNK good point. "It's ARSE nothing more DYKE from a head nod to a FUCKFACE knee tick". BORDER HOPPER. Which I'll add HORSE SHIT onto PISS OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HEIL HITLER! suffer that CUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BASTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WOP be, because if I were a THIS IS A RARE SWEAR Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSWIPE hilarious. If you DICKWAD Want facts, go on SUCK A BIG DICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HELL be offended, don't read VAGINA the freaking DONKEY PUNCHER article anyway.

ASSHAT FRED PHELPS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS VAGINA ASSHAT PENIS ON A BUN BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK

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FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT WIGGER ASSHOLE BITCH BITCH PENIS ON A BUN CARPET MUNCHER WANK FUCK ASSWIPE PISS TAMPONS BASTARD TIT SPRINKLES GOD DAMMIT GYPSY SHIT GOBSHITE PUSSY SAND NIGGER KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKING WHORE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASSFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK FUCK FUCKHEAD WINDOWS VISTA FUCKWIT TACO BUTTFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER DAMN BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER SCUMBAG ASSCRACK SPANK THE MONKEY CLIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASS MASTURBATION FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING GIVING HEAD FROG'S FAT ASS PISSHOLE SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BLOWJOB DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE SHITHEAD CHIGGER BUGGER RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT SHITBALLS SLOPE NEGRO SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITPISSER FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS HONKY ASS FUCKWIT KIDDY FIDDLER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JAP FUCKWIT CRACKER VAGINA FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD STEVE BALLMER HELL ASS MARGARET THATCHER BITCH POO POO BLOWJOB ASSHAT RAGHEAD DICKWAD SAGGY TITS DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAPING TITS CROTCH GOD DAMN BOLLOCKS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKER WANKSPLAT BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOOK POLAK DOUCHE TITS SHITPISSER NIGGER FUCKTARD BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY BORDER HOPPER SPUNK SHITFUCKER ASS DOUCHING ASSFACE SEMEN ASSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER HELL PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU BIGNOSE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKFACE GANGBANG PISS OFF JERK OFF BUTT-HOLE FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! CHOAD KISSER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKING A CUNT DICKHEAD SHIT CUNTSWILLING DICKFACE RIGHTS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT PIECE OF SHIT ANUSCAKE ASSWIPE [EXPLETIVE] CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT and with the TOSSER and his CUM of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUM also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DIPSHIT