Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's RUSTY TROMBONE'YOUR MOM'HELLFIRE'JIGGABOO'SUCK COCKS IN HELL!'FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE'FUCKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TURD look at the SHIT talk page of this GRINGO article for notes or discussion before CHAV editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder DONGSHOVER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTTFUCKER, sudden FUDGEPACKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOUCHE NAZI or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BIGNOSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITS & DICKS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA INJUN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DAGO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TRANNY utterFUCKance of socially [Insert yet another person's name here] objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIRD SHIT television programs to address FUCKING Tourette's syndrome.

BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourette's is NIHILISM not to be LET'S SHIT confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING A chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! random I RAPE WALRUSES! disorientation, culturally-BATMAN & ROBIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIENER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SEX language, DAMMIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUMBASS FUCKTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING A souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities TWAT of ANAL DIABETES TITTIES garbage.

Darnit.

A BAD MOTHERFUCKER Polite Note to the WOP Author:

The BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! Tourette's HO Research Institute was AUTOFELLATIO founded to FUCKWIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article NIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKWAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HOMO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HAIL SATAN! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers CC PLZ swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BAT FUCK INSANE TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible BUKKAKE thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ARSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JUMPING JESUS!!!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MAMA MIA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FOUR-EYES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ORGASM school for DICK IN A BOX something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKSTAIN sufferers to become ASSRAMMER manically depressed and TWO-INCH PENIS commit HENTAI suicide.
• There is no DIPSHIT cure, and the LET'S SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the LIMEY tics often have adverse TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHAV perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go BONER numb and SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than INCEST it is without the CLUSTERFUCK drug.

I am an active member of a BULLSHIT tourette syndrome BLOWJOB association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOZILLA FIREFOX the MOTHERFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "RAT'S COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DONKEY DICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for RAPE "hi-jacking" your FROG'S FAT ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BLOWJOB this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NORTH KOREA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a SHITE horrible disorder is (not) MAMA MIA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKFACE time.

Best SOD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew CONDOMS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The ALF bastard who wrote this article. You can DRAMA punch him if you BITCH want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE'S MOMMA white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOUCHING saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BOLLOCKS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUTTFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTY and SAND NIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUGARTITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICK CHICKEN BAND WITH 4 CHINK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PUSSY HORSE! BUTTFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUTTFUCKER'S HOUSE

How [expletive deleted] to HELL cure HORSE SHIT the JERK OFF Tourette's RAT'S ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BRITNEY for AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's BELGIUM Syndrome WIKIPEDIA is JOHNNY following PRICK these TITWANK rules FUCK in MONKEY SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid JENKEM immature WIGGER little SCRATCH! GROUNDER! kids,
• 2: Count to FRITZ within RAPE 10 FRIGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NIGGER DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK nor SHITTY talk,
• 4: Tell BIRD SHIT yourself you CHRIST OF TABERNACLE don't SHIT OUT OF MY DICK have EPIDIDYMIS this NAZI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE WITH NASTY MALL SANTA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MAMA MIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUTTFUCKER last straw DOUCHETITS!

I fucking put SNUFF PORN' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS SHIT the TOP OF MAMA MIA THIS INJUN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS offensive. BUTT PIRATE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSHOLE people who try CAMEL JOCKEY to battle HELL'JAP that tight-ass I'LL RAPE YOU 17-year-TOSSER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said REBECCA BLACK' DAMN COON'DICKLICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSWIPE is a laughing ASSCRACK matter. Plus there FUCKBAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HITLER Uncyclopedia, there are SHITHEAD articles DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS stuff. So ASS that means SCUMBUCKET stop getting mad at the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! first part too and FALSE BENSON talking about the DOUCHING letter that it's DAMMIT mocking (what NICARAGUA letter? I don't even know what PICKANINNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian ORGASM hi self DICKFACE even made a really TURD good point. "It's 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT nothing more ASSCRACK from a head nod to a FUCKTARD knee tick". CUM. Which I'll add I WILL END YOU! onto O KURWA! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BASTARD suffer that PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIPSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BASTARD be, because if I were a HELLFIRE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JUSTIN BIEBER hilarious. If you CUNNILINGUS Want facts, go on CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CLIT be offended, don't read JERK OFF the freaking FUCKHEAD article anyway.

YUKY DOODY GOBSHITE RECTUM RAIDER BUKKAKE NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER CROTCH FUCKHEAD [expletive deleted] TWO-INCH PENIS

TWAT DICKFACE DIPSHIT SUCK MY COCK ASSHAT ASS ASSFACE O CANADA TRANNY ASSHOLE FRAK BORDER HOPPER COCKSUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CTHULHU FHTAGN WIGGER CHOAD RAT'S COCK BUTT-HEAD AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN HELL FUCK OFF DAMMIT DOUCHING DIPSHIT BITCH NAZI DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS CC PLZ PENISFUCK BITCH BELLEND BASTARD ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DIPSHIT HONKY MASTURBATION SHITFACE FUCK COCKSUCKER HENTAI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS [Insert silly non-swear here] VAGINA FUCK OFF I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE NIGNOG JACKASS SEX SHITHEAD FEMADOM GANGBANG BLUMPKIN ASS TURD SHITHEAD MONKEY SHIT HELLFIRE DICK CHICKEN HELL GOBSHITE FUCKER FRENCH TICKLER FRENCH TICKLER TITS WETBACK DAGO SHITE MACACA BEAVER SLOPE SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY NAZI BITCH DAMN IT DILDO DICK COON DOUCHE COON DIPSHIT TAMPONS EPIDIDYMIS COCK CHING CHONG CHINK FLYING FUCK ASSRAMMER FUCK YOU WANKSPLAT STEVE BALLMER GOATSE RAPE FUCK ANUSCAKE CHIGGER SMEG MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN SAND NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK CHAV DILDO TITS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE GOATSE TITS SCROTUM GO COUNT YOUR DICK ALF FUCK OFF PIGFUCKER FEMADOM RAT'S COCK SEMEN PEDOPHILIA FUCKER HELL FUCKING BRITNEY PEARL NECKLACE TACO NIGGER ABO GANGBANG VAGINA SAMUEL L. JACKSON JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN IT NAZI ARSE FUCK DAMN DAMN IT SAGGY TITS MONKEY BALLS RAT'S ASS CRAP BOOBS DICKHEAD HELL BUGGER DUMBASS PENIS FUCKING JUMP! BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKWIT CUNT BLISTERING BARNACLES DOG FUCKER CHAV SCUMBAG DYKE TITS SACRAMENTO I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING A SHITTY PRICK FRIG BOOBIES DOT HEAD NINTENDOGS CUNTSWILLING FUCKING A CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS CTHULHU FHTAGN BUTTFUCKER NIPPLES FAG ROSIE O'DONNELL NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TWISTY VAGINA SHIT RAPE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOOBS CHINK SHIT CUNNILINGUS CUNTYMINTS BUGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS PISSHOLE ANAL GIVING HEAD DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN BULLSHIT CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CHRISTMAS TREES [Insert swear here] FROG GOD DAMN FAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT CRAPPER BONER NIPPLES NIGGER TITS DUMBASS WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN DOG FUCKER CRAPPY DOUCHING DOM DeLUISE FUCKER FUCKBAG FUCKHEAD FEMADOM DYKE DIPSHIT SCROTUM PRICK GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BASTARD ANAL PISS ARTIST SHITE TOTAL CUNT CUNNILINGUS FUCKING BASEBALL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITCOCK BUKKAKE PISS ARTIST GANGBANG DAMN IT PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK TRANNY RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKER FUCKER WILLY WONKA SHIT DICK IN A BOX WANK DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK NUGGET ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER HAIL SATAN! KRAUT CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE POLAK FUCKING JUMP! PORCH MONKEY HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN FAG HONKY WALRUS SHIT SHITE SHITHEAD INJUN CARPET MUNCHER YOU WANKER SHIT WANK FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU JOHNNY FUCKING A ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING BELLEND CLUSTERFUCK POOPY PENIS BUKKAKE BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT YOGHURT CANNON COCK BOOBIES ASS SHITE NAZI JIZZ BUKKAKE CHIGGER TURD CRAPFUCKER GOBSHITE POLESMOKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ARSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE I WILL END YOU! INBRED BITCH FAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT JACK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT FUCKWIT BUGGER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BULLSHIT GENITALIA POLACK BASTARD BUGFUCK EPIDIDYMIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD TESTICLE CHOKE DONKEY PUNCHER DILDO FROG'S FAT ASS BELLEND [expletive deleted] ASSHOLE HONKY DAMN BUGFUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT NIGGER TITS CUNT GRINGO PISSHOLE POLACK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DILDO MARCH OF FLAMES WANK I AM CORNHOLIO! RAPE BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER TENTACLE RAPE WIENER POMMIE BITCH FIST FUCK TURD ASSHAT PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER WIKIPEDIA DICKHEAD CHAV RICK MORANIS ASSWIPE NIPPLES SHITE CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NIGNOG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YOU WANKER TAFFY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DICK PRICK RAT'S ASS DICK DUMBASS CRAP NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRAPPY SHITSLIDE CAMEL JOCKEY WHITE PEOPLE FUCKTARD DICK CHICKEN BATHING SUIT AREA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS FELCHING DOG SHIT FRITZ SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS BASTARD BEANER FIRECROTCH FROG'S FAT ASS HOMO BULLSHIT NIGGER JERK OFF WANKER HEIL HITLER! PISS WANK PRICK PIG CUNT ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER YOU WANKER POMMIE FUCK BALLS WALRUS SHIT SHITFACE FUCKTARD SHIT PISS ARTIST GANGBANG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS SHIT FUCKBAG DAMN GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA YUKY DOODY SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX CHOLERA IS FUN! SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH SHITFACE CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKER PENIS SHITE GOATSE FOUR-EYES PISS ARTIST CHUFF LET'S SHIT GOBSHITE NI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RAPE GIVING HEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT WOP PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT GARBAGE DAY! HOSER WANK PISS OFF DICKLICK SPRINKLES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES YOU WANKER WANK SHITE PRICK MOCCASINS SHITSLINGING POTTYMOUTH TOWELHEAD CLEMEN SAND NIGGER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SNUFF PORN GO HOME AND DIE BUGGER TWAT JACK OFF FUCK YOU ASSHOLE MOLDY TITS MALARKY CUNT MILF SHITFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSRAPING PEDOPHILIA DARTH VADER CLIT SON OF A BITCH WANK TITWANK INCEST POWERSHIT FUCKING WANK WANKSPLAT EAT MY SHIT! CRACKER ASS FASCIST FUCK ASSFACE SHITPISSER GREASER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCK COCKSMOKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SPIC PIG SHITCOCK COCKSMOKER BELLEND SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOOBS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BITCH D'OH DAMN TUBA FRAK ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK OFF SLOPE ASS JAP MOCCASINS DICKHEAD ARFENHOUSE SLOPE DOG SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND BASTARD DOG FUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKWIT SEMEN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING JUMP! BALL SACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHOAD ORGASM CUM INCEST 30 CASES OF PICKLES BATHING SUIT AREA NEGRO RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE NIGGER DICKFACE BIRD SHIT YUKY DOODY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOOBS CUNTSWILLING RAT'S COCK SLOPE SHITFACE DICKLICK BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCROTUM MILF FAG FUCKSTAIN JIZZ WANK CHIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SAND NIGGER NAZI ASS CHICKEN SHIT DAMN RAT'S ASS LUV PIKACHU SHITSLINGING CHIGGER SHITSLINGING SHAKOPEE FENCE JUMPER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT SMEG PISS OFF MY ASS ORANGE TURTLE LENS CRAFTERS PUSSYLICKER TITTYWANK FUCK OFF PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHIT NIPPLES DOUCHE NAZI FLYING FUCK BUGGER OFF JIGGABOO FUCKER SHITFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITE SAGGY TITS DOG SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES LOGJAMMER CLEMEN COON BASTARD LET'S SHIT HELL WINDOWS VISTA PORCH MONKEY AY-AY-AY ASS GARBAGE DAY! HELL CUNTING ASSCRACK BIBLE BASHER MARGARET THATCHER LET'S SHIT INCEST LOLCAT PENIS ON A BUN SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD DONKEY DICK OH SHI– NAZI BIRD IN THE HOUSE DARTH VADER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSWIPE TALK PAGES GOD DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT POLAK KAFFIR FRIG SEMEN ASS DUMBASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF VAGINA HOSER DAMN JACK OFF FUCKER PRICK JOHNNY ASS RUSKIE JACKASS POOPY FUCK HITLER KNOBJOCKEY COMMUNIST DILDO SHITSLINGING BATHING SUIT AREA PRICK JERRY JACKASS DOUCHE JOHN ELWAY SHITE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BITCH FUCKER TWAT CUNT CLIT CLEVELAND STEAMER BONER FAGGOT DIPSHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FRED PHELPS FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU PISS UP MY ARSE PRICK FUCK NUGGET URINE-GARGLING COCKSMOKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTRAG CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKFACE FAG WOODPECKERSHIT SPUNK ASS FELCHING FUCK YOU DICK PISS OFF FELLATIO GO COUNT YOUR DICK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DIPSHIT ABO NIPPLES BAT FUCK INSANE TENTACLE RAPE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! VILLAGE DUMP BULLSHIT FRITZ COCK JIGGABOO CAMEL JOCKEY DICK AUTOFELLATIO PEDOPHILIA REDNECK BEAVER INCEST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COLGATE PUSSY COLGATE NIGGER CHOAD KISSER CUNTYMINTS GENITALIA SUGARTITS FUCK ASSCRACK DICKLICK CC PLZ JACKASS SHITFUCKER HELL SHIT CRAP ON A STICK CAUCASIANS FOUR-EYES BALLS GYPSY DIRTY SANCHEZ MOTHERFUCKER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] PISS OFF MY ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COON TENTACLE RAPE CHOAD KISSER DICKHEAD REBECCA BLACK SHITSLINGING BITCH BIGNOSE THONG TASTER DICKHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! ARSE GRIS WIGGER DOG FUCKER GOD DAMN BOON CUNT CRAPPER DIPSHIT CUNT SAGGY TITS DAMMIT SHITCOCK SACRAMENTO WIENER JACKASS BASTARD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BOOBS HITLER FUCKING A MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT CUNT FUCK OFF SEX GENITALIA CHIGGER NI MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DAMN SMEG FUCK OFF CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE JENKEM POMMIE HELLFUCKER CUNTBUCKET CHICKEN FRIES BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS WETBACK HELL REDSKIN DAGO BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD TIT SPRINKLES TAMPONS SHITE DOUCHETITS JERRY HENTAI SHITTY ASSFACE ASSRAPING LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT O CANADA BOOBS HO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER AY-AY-AY BOOBS JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTBUCKET ARSEBADGERS HELL RUSKIE DICKFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE MICK REDNECK JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER BEANER POMMIE DIPSHIT BASTARD WINDOWS VISTA FELLATIO FUCK YOU CHUFF PISS ARTIST RANDY TRAVIS SOD PENIS ON A STICK INCEST COCKSTUFFER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ASS FUCKTARD COON CHENEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK CUNTRAG SHIT FRITZ JACKASS CUNT BLOWJOB FROG'S FAT ASS HO DICKWAD TOSSER WILLY WONKA ARSE SHIT SOD OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WANK BANGKOK RUSKIE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! SEX FUCK POTTYMOUTH BENCH PRESS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCKSTAIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOOBIES YOUR MOM SHITFACE HEIL HITLER! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIRD SHIT BUKKAKE AY-AY-AY BORDER HOPPER ASSRAMMER CROTCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE suck my mothers JACKASS SHIT FRAK FUCKTARD SUCK MY COCK FUCKWIT CUNT SLOPE SMEG JENKEM CHING CHONG CHINK BAD MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS ANAL CUNT CRAPPER HELL POLACK DOG SHIT ASS DONKEY DICK TITS PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX CHIGGER DOM DeLUISE TITTIES CHING CHONG CHINK DYKE BATMAN & ROBIN YID KIKE LENS CRAFTERS BITCH SHITFACE BELLEND SEX DICK CHICKEN BUKKAKE DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHUT UP, MEG! WOP GENITALIA DIPSHIT BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY BOOBIES SHITFUCKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DAMMIT WEHATEMARIO AUTOFELLATIO GIVING HEAD ORGASM WETBACK BELLEND BITCH FELLATIO GENITALIA TWAT FAG SHITE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS OFF CRACKER DIPSHIT CUNTYMINTS ARSE PIECE OF SHIT WHORE JACKASS SHITE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! SMEG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMMIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HOSER BENCH PRESS FUCKFACE HELL TWAT WEHATEMARIO POOPOO SUITCASE PENIS SPICY CUNT FUCK PENIS DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER FUCKING SEMEN PISS OFF CUNT CRAPPER GENITALIA FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DOODIE HEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK DAMN BUTTFUCKER DOG SHIT CHIGGER BALL SACK SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER TACO GOOD MORNING MR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DUNE COON GENITALIA FUCK A DUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BORDER HOPPER DAMMIT SCROTUM KIKE COCKSUCKER RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BIGNOSE FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHOLE CARPET MUNCHER BIGNOSE WANK GOD DAMN WINDOWS VISTA YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER FUCK INBRED FUCK YOU WANKER KAFFIR FELLATIO ALEX TREBEK CLIT BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT BEANER CUNNILINGUS GO HOME AND DIE PISSHOLE GOBSHITE INBRED WINDOWS VISTA MACACA FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA FUCK GOD DAMN FUCKING A GOD DAMN CLEMEN WANK LENS CRAFTERS WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKTARD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS BELLEND JERRY JAP CROTCH HORSE SHIT CRAP ON A STICK GANGBANG FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ASSHOLE ASSBANDIT FUCK YOU SHITE FUCKING A TWAT MONKEY BALLS FOOTBALL AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SEX LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS and with the FUCK and his BAD MOTHERFUCKER of girraffes in which WIGGER while reading about SOD OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SAND NIGGER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHIGGER