Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FRIG neurochemical FUCK disorder INBRED characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIG, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements OH SHI– or CUNTBUCKET vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TWAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JOHNNY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITTING DICK NIPPLES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLEMEN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POLACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PUNANI CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP utterFUCKance of socially CHIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS television programs to address GOD DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is FROG'S FAT ASS not to be QUEEF confused with SHITFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JENKEM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOU WANKER random BULLSHIT disorientation, culturally-FUCKHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AUTOFELLATIO language, SOD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOBSHITE POOPOO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BIRD IN THE HOUSE souvenir shoppes and massive CLUSTER FUCK quantities WIKIPEDIA of ANAL DIABETES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DICK Polite Note to the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Author:

The PRICK Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Research Institute was TWO-INCH PENIS founded to DOUCHE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BLOWJOB article SHITSLIDE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SPANK THE MONKEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BLOWJOB changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SON OF A BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BOOBS Tourrette's sufferers ASSWIPE swear. You can COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POLACK TV, for always focusing on the EMO bad side of a terrible COCKSHITTER thing.
  • The main DICK IN A BOX symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SECOND BALLS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOGHURT CANNON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PENIS knee FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSRAPING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN IT school for SCROTUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUGGER sufferers to become WHITE PEOPLE manically depressed and BULLSHIT commit DICK TITS suicide.
  • There is no DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to, "calm" the TAMPONS tics often have adverse SHITCOCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA perodol" which caused my entire DICKLICK body to go RAGHEAD numb and CAMEL JOCKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FELLATIO it is without the CANNED QUOTE drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome GRAPE PENIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICK the FUCKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "CUNTBUCKET swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for DAMN IT "hi-jacking" your SCUMBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITFACE this that really WIENER annoys me. I am working towards a WIENER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOOBS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a ANAL horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING A funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BULLSHIT time.

Best MALARKY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FOUR-EYES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT” Wen

P.S. MASTURBATION Regards to Andrew FU SPANG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS ARTIST punch him if you GOD BLESS AMERICA want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PRICK saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my DILDO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PEEPEE to BOOBS cure CLUSTER FUCK the ASSFACE Tourette's GO COUNT YOUR DICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUDGEPACKER for SOD OFF Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Syndrome ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT is DAMN following PISS these JACKASS rules FIST FUCK in SHITFACE order:

  • 1: Avoid TITWANK immature VAGINA little ASSWIPE kids,
  • 2: Count to AY-AY-AY within RAPE 10 SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CLUSTER FUCK MASTURBATION ABO nor TITS talk,
  • 4: Tell BITCH yourself you NIGGER TITS don't SHITFUCKER have ASSCRACK this YOU WANKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TURD WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCKSUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

HEIL HITLER! SHITFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSBANDIT WETBACK SHITFUCKER ANAL FUCKWIT SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS

GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS AY-AY-AY CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHE GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE BLISTERING BARNACLES GOD DAMN MASTURBATION WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK YOU SHITTY EXTRA LONG PENIS KIDDY FIDDLER COCKSTUFFER SCUMBAG CRAPPY I RAPE WALRUSES! POOPY MONKEY SHIT AMERICA ONLINE RICK MORANIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YOU WANKER HELL BITCH BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER FRITZ SOD OFF BORDER HOPPER STEVE BALLMER HOSER I'LL RAPE YOU BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK HELL I WILL KILL YOU! BALLS DAMMIT SHITTY DONKEY PUNCHER FRAK PISS YOU WANKER I AM CORNHOLIO! CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK FUCKWIT CLEMEN SPANK THE MONKEY SHUT UP, MEG! WIENER RECTUM RAIDER FELCHMONKEY FUCKSTAIN DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN CHENEY OSTRICH MY ASS CARPET MUNCHER HONKY PORCH MONKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POOPY POOPOO SPUNK FUCKING A FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TURD NIGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS FELLATIO PIG YOGHURT CANNON CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BALL SACK SHITTY TIMBER NIGGER CLUSTER FUCK SHITE BUKKAKE CHOAD FUCKTARD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOOK WANKSPLAT DILDO FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT HAIL SATAN! I AM CORNHOLIO! HELLFUCKER NAZI ASSRAPING ASSHOLE SHITBALLS POMMIE GREASER FAG BOLLOCKS CUNT PEDOPHILIA DICKHEAD RICK MORANIS FAGGOT ASSWIPE KIKE WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER ASSRAMMER ASSHAT HEIL HITLER! NIGGER PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE BUTT PIRATE FELLATIO JERK OFF ASSHOLE NEOPETS TESTICLE CHOKE I RAPE WALRUSES! ARSE CRAPFUCKER HIGH WAGES SIGMUND FREUD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PRICK MOTHERFUCKER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A WETBACK SHITPISSER ASSHAT JERRY TITS JUNGLE BUNNY YID GRAPE PENIS SHITCOCK QUEEF JAP ASSHAT REDSKIN FUCKHEAD DYKE AUTOFELLATIO JERRY SHIT DUMBASS WIENER SUCK MY DICK HADJI PISS SHIT FUCKING WARNER MUSIC GROUP TOWELHEAD CUNNILINGUS BITCH FELCHING ASS JERRY BITCH ARSE NIGGER TITS CUNT ASS LICKER ASSWIPE WANKSPLAT PORCH MONKEY FUCKER DAMMIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DUMBASS MALARKY WANKER ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT ASSRAMMER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TWAT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PEARL NECKLACE SEX ASS FLAMEVIPER AUTOFELLATIO DELICIOUS CAKE PEARL NECKLACE TOSSER DAMMIT PISS OFF MY ASS CHOAD FUCK LOLCAT CUNNILINGUS FUCKING CUNT ASSCRACK MARGARET THATCHER NEOPETS BASTARD GOBSHITE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HELLFUCKER JACKASS SHIT HELLFUCKER BIRD SHIT SHITE ASSWIPE FUCKFACE DONGSHOVER SLOPE PEDOPHILIA RAGHEAD STUDENT RIOTS FAG BULLCRAP HELL GREASER FUCKBAG FUCKTARD HELL FUCKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS AUTOFELLATIO TAFFY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEAVER SMEG RAGHEAD CHINK FUCKSTAIN FIST FUCK BUGGER OFF MONKEY SHIT WEHATEMARIO POO POO BLOWJOB DAMNED TABERNACLE WANK I AM CORNHOLIO! DOUCHING BULLSHIT DALAI LAMA URINE-GARGLING DAGO NIGGER ARSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS KAFFIR BIGNOSE FUCKFACE POTTYMOUTH ASS RAT'S COCK DAMN SHITTY JIGGABOO SHITCUNTING FUCK OFF I WILL END YOU! DOT HEAD INBRED TWAT GOD DAMMIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JIGGABOO BLUE PENIS! PUSSYLICKER RECTUM RAIDER DAMN WINDOWS VISTA FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS I'LL RAPE YOU PISS DIPSHIT MICK SUCK MY DICK WANK MALARKY DUMBASS POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER MALARKY CUM TURD TITTIES DUMBASS KIDDY FIDDLER DILDO ASSWIPE JOHNNY NAZI JIZZ GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BLOWJOB PISS UP MY ARSE JACKASS PENISPENISPENIS!!! RAGHEAD ASS ASSBANDIT BALLS TWAT DOUCHE NAZI REBECCA BLACK FUCKING A REDSKIN TRANNY DOUCHE TITWANK TENTACLE RAPE CRAPMUNCHER WETBACK FUCK YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITSLINGING FUCK A DUCK CAMEL FUCKER WANK ASSHOLE SLOPE PISS ARTIST JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE INBRED WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASS SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO BOB SAGET TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ALEX TREBEK SHITCUNTING PISSHOLE PECKERHEAD SHIT BULLSHIT HORSE SHIT NIGGER TITS SEX TOSSER TOTAL HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS KIDDY FIDDLER DICK HELL SHIT SHITSLINGING JACKASS PIG GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD FUCK YOU FUCK RAT'S COCK DILDO ASSHOLE FUCK SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT PECKERHEAD POTTYMOUTH FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON DICK DIPSHIT HONKY PISS SUCK MY COCK PISS OFF DAMN TITTIES SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER ASS SON OF A BITCH FUCK HORSE SHIT PENIS ON A STICK RAT'S COCK EAT MY SHIT! BOYCOTT VIACOM! TACO FUCK GO HOME AND DIE JACK OFF BIG FOOT HELL FLYING FUCK SHITTY BALLS PUSSY TITS & DICKS NIGGER TITS TITTIES I RAPE WALRUSES! ANAL TITS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITCOCK TIMBER NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX DYKE NECROPHILIA ASSFACE FUCK DAMN IT TENTACLE RAPE MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNNILINGUS PENISBIRD PENIS SHIT SHITSLINGING ASS LICKER POMMIE BASTARD DAMN CROTCH ASS FUCKING A SHITCOCK BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN FRITZ PIG JOHNNY I LIKE SCHOOL AY-AY-AY BIRD SHIT ASS CUNTRAG CUNTBUCKET COCKSTUFFER POOPY ORGASM REDNECK MARY WHITEHOUSE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAPE FIRECROTCH BALL SACK NAZI INBRED RONNIE CORBETT TITWANK BASTARD WIKIPEDIA WHORE BUKKAKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HUMAN RIGHTS EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG CRAPFUCKER SHIT NECROPHILIA BEAVER INBRED FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX RUSKIE GOD DAMMIT ARSE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BATHING SUIT AREA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITS & DICKS POLAK DAMN IT HORSE PENIS EXTRA LONG PENIS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITSLINGING GO HOME AND DIE SHITFACE SCROTUM GENITALIA GENITALIA PENIS ON A STICK FUCKHEAD LUV CHRISTHUMPER FUCKHEAD CHRISTHUMPER GANGBANG SUCK A BIG DICK CUNNILINGUS BEANER SHITE MOTHERFUCKER HOMO NIGNOG HOSER JENKEM BULLCRAP FRENCH TICKLER PISS OFF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ORGASM CHOAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS RAPE FUCK OFF SHITFACE CLEMEN WANK TUBA BALLS JOHN ELWAY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKING JUMP! TITWANK SCUMBUCKET CHOAD FUCKSTAIN COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISSHOLE GIVING HEAD PIG BELLEND FUCK DUMBASS FUCK YOU FUCKER PIXIES I WILL END YOU! DYKE HO CUNTSWILLING TWISTY VAGINA RUSTY TROMBONE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JACK OFF PAKI ANUSCAKE FLAMING ASS BADGER MOTHERFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL LIMEY SHITTY PISS WANKSPLAT YID NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD WIENER BONER QUEEF SHITSLINGING SHITBALLS ASSWIPE INBRED SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DUMBASS REDSKIN CUNT CLEMEN ASSCRACK DAMN ASSWIPE FUCKING PENIS BUTTFUCKER FUCK COCKSUCKER DICKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNT BOOBIES FUCK A DUCK FUCK DAMN GOATSE DOUCHE SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DIPSHIT FUCKFACE DAMN IT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASSFACE JAP CHIGGER BATMAN & ROBIN FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD BASTARD CUM FUCK HELL DAGO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FRIG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive POLACK and with the FUCK and his BOOBS of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about SONNY BILL WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See I'LL RAPE YOU also

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