Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TAMPON IN MY ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder RAPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIRTY SANCHEZ, sudden GOD DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BLUMPKIN or PISS ARTIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POTTYMOUTH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTER FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHING CHONG CHINK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUGFUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TRANNY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat 30 CASES OF PICKLES PEACEFUL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHOLE utterFUCKance of socially CRAPPY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BLISTERING BARNACLES television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

FAG Tourette's is MOTHERFUCKER not to be CHOAD confused with ASSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SUITCASE PENIS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random VAGINA disorientation, culturally-ASSFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSCRACK language, NAZI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HAIL SATAN! souvenir shoppes and massive CONDOMS quantities FELLATIO of ANAL DIABETES ANUSCAKE garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKSTAIN Polite Note to the BONER Author:

The NAZI Tourette's SNUFF PORN Research Institute was DAMN IT founded to COCKSUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PENIS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITS article TWISTY VAGINA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WIKIPEDIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKBAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BLOWJOB Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOLLOCKS TV, for always focusing on the BASTARD bad side of a terrible FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE thing.

  • The main TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MASTURBATION' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCK knee FRIG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is LIKE FATHER LIKE SON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BONER school for FUCKING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COMMUNIST DILDO sufferers to become DAMN IT manically depressed and GOBSHITE commit DONALD RUMSFELD suicide.
  • There is no BIGNOSE cure, and the GOBSHITE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FIRECROTCH tics often have adverse RAT'S ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUGGER perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go CHRISTHUMPER numb and FRAK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BONER it is without the MAMA MIA drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome BIGNOSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PUSSYLICKER the RECTUM RAIDER public view of Tourettes as a "SNUFF PORN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for SHITTY "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN IT this that really OH SHI– annoys me. I am working towards a CROTCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RANDY TRAVIS, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) SHITBALLS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YID time.

Best NIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As EUROIPODS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. GRIS Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can GREASER punch him if you LAKE TITICACA want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCK saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BASTARD to ASSHOLE cure POLACK the LOGJAMMER Tourette's I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! for ASSWIPE Tourette's SIGMUND FREUD Syndrome BOON is STRAWBERRY ASS following NAZI these FUCKING rules FUCKSTAIN in CUNT order:

  • 1: Avoid BUTTFUCKER immature BUGGER OFF little CLEMEN kids,
  • 2: Count to MARGARET THATCHER within CLEMEN 10 ASSFACEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DOUCHEBAG HELLFUCKER DICKLICK nor WANK talk,
  • 4: Tell BASTARD yourself you DICKFACE don't COON have CHUFF this NI disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PIG WITH NASTY BOOBIES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DIRTY SANCHEZ last straw ARSE!

I fucking put GO HOME AND DIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE REBECCA BLACK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSHAT the TOP OF AY-AY-AY THIS O CANADA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be LOLCAT offensive. FUCKFACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNTBUCKET people who try SPIC to battle SHITFUCKER'DOG FUCKER that tight-ass BUTT PIRATE 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MARY WHITEHOUSE it now, but someone said FUCK' NAZI TWAT'SOD OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK is a laughing GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS matter. Plus there CONDOMS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on I'LL RAPE YOU Uncyclopedia, there are FROG'S FAT ASS articles WIGGER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HELLFIRE stuff. So SHIT that means SPUNK stop getting mad at the JACKASS SHIT first part too and TOTAL talking about the ASSFACE letter that it's BULLSHIT mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what CUM the heck you're talking about). Adrian SPICY CUNT FUCK hi self DOG FUCKER even made a really YOU WANKER good point. "It's SCROTUM nothing more DICKFACE from a head nod to a FUCK knee tick". CAMEL JOCKEY. Which I'll add DIPSHIT onto FUCKFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LIMEY suffer that PISS OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMMIT be, because if I were a SEMEN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FRED PHELPS hilarious. If you GANGBANG Want facts, go on PISS OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITCUNTING be offended, don't read DONKEY PUNCHER the freaking BOB SAGET article anyway.

PUSSY DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN RUSTY TROMBONE FAG PISS ASSWIPE FENCE JUMPER [EXPLETIVE] COCKGOBLIN

COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH I CAN AFFORD FOOD SOD OFF DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA CAMEL FUCKER GOBSHITE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE TITS ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK DICK IN A BOX CHINK TWAT RAT'S COCK PISS SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT SHITCOCK BASTARD CUNTRAG MAMA MIA ASSHAT WALRUS SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS [expletive deleted] SHIT LIKE A HORSE YOU WANKER JAP PIG DICK DAMN CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS GRINGO GENITALIA DEMOCRACY HO GOOK COON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKING PISS DAMN DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER DAMN MOCKIE NAZI CHICKEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER POMMIE TWAT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP QUEEF JAP INBRED COCKSMOKER GOAT DICK CUNT WANK CTHULHU FHTAGN PRICK SHITBALLS STRAWBERRY ASS SHITFACE FUCK OFF FUCKING A CHUFF BITCH DAMN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUTTFUCKER HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA ASS FRIG FUCKTARD PECKERHEAD BIG FOOT NICARAGUA HORSE PENIS DICKFACE NIPPLES GOBSHITE PENIS BORDER HOPPER CONAN O'BRIAN FOUR-EYES CLEMEN JACK OFF HORSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE ORGASM ORGASM MONKEY SHIT DILDO MONKEY'S UNCLE VAGINA LOGJAMMER BITCH CUNT ARSE CHRISTHUMPER WEHATEMARIO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BALLS I RAPE WALRUSES! GENITALIA FUCKING JUMP! FRENCH TICKLER JAP HELL SHITTY SEMEN DAMN DAMN IT DIPSHIT HELLFUCKER PISSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY MOLDY TITS CRACKER SHITFACE POMMIE SEMEN SIGMUND FREUD BUGGER OFF BUGFUCK AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HORSE SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSCRACK BOOBS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! KAFFIR TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICK IN A BOX DOG SHIT FUDGEPACKER DAMN IT SCUMBAG LET'S SHIT DICK YOU WANKER FUCKFACE SNUFF PORN WOP FUCK OFF FUCK BENCH PRESS CHING CHONG CHINK GANGBANG SAGGY TITS CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SACRAMENTO ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER SHITTY PISS ARTIST SHITTY FOUR-EYES DOUCHEBAG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MARGARET THATCHER ANUSCAKE FUCK DICK TITS CUNT ASSHOLE REDNECK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BEAVER PEEPEE 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKING MASTURBATION GOATSE TOSSER BLOWJOB SHIT WALRUS SHIT GOOK BIRD SHIT RAT'S ASS THONG TASTER VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST DAMN YUKKY DOODY KIKE DONALD RUMSFELD SEMEN FUCKBAG MARY WHITEHOUSE RAPE BONG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RAPE TITMOUSE ASSFACE DICKLICK CLEMEN FUCK FUCKING TITS SHITSLINGING SHIT DAMNATION SAND NIGGER PUNANI LAKE TITICACA HONKY JUSTIN BIEBER BUGGER JACKASS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SOD OFF PENIS FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE HORSE PENIS FLAMING ASS BADGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS HELL BANGKOK WANK TIT DIRT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BONER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS LICKER SHITFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS PRICK FUCK YOU CHAV SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNTSWILLING BOOBIES FUCKER TITS & DICKS GOD DAMMIT BRITNEY CHIGGER DAGO DIPSHIT MOLDY TITS ART METAL PRODUCTS CHOAD ANAL DOUCHING FUCKTARD SHIT BITCH HENTAI SHITPISSER AMERICA ONLINE YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE POWERSHIT LET'S SHIT ANUSCAKE DOM DeLUISE PISSHOLE DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH POMMIE 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOD DAMN BELLEND HELL NIPPLES LENS CRAFTERS MONKEY SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BITCH FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FLYING FUCK GRINGO GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT INCEST DICK TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PANCHEN LAMA CUNTRAG ANAL DIABETES ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAGHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWISTY VAGINA DICK CHICKEN SHIT SHITE FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT COON SPIC BALL SACK DICKFACE O CANADA INBRED FUCKTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S COCK AMERICA ONLINE CLEMEN YOU WANKER COCK SPIC FUCK TWAT PISS OFF SOD OFF SAND NIGGER GOBSHITE PEARL NECKLACE POMMIE FROG FLYING FUCK CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES {{USERNAME}} FUCK CROTCH FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE KIKE TRANNY SHITCUNTING DOUCHING DICKFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NECROPHILIA DILDO BOOBS NICARAGUA TESTICLE CHOKE SHITSKIN MONKEY SHIT POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMN TITS FELCHING BUKKAKE BOOBIES BEAVER BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! FASHION BUG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INBRED JIGGABOO SHITFACE TITTIES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NORTH KOREA BATMAN & ROBIN GIVING HEAD HELLFIRE GOATSE RAT'S ASS SLOPE I WILL END YOU! FUCKWIT PEARL NECKLACE PEDOPHILIA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LOGJAMMER SCUMBUCKET CHOAD KISSER GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN WOP EARS OF CHRIST 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKWIT WANK GOBSHITE FUCKWIT DOUCHETITS SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU TACO FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN BITCH JAP GRIS VAGINA JAP BOOBIES ARSE CHOAD CRACKER PENISBIRD NEGRO DAGO FUCKER CUNNILINGUS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MASTURBATION ASSRAPING TRANNY COON CRAPPY JOHN ELWAY SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING JOHNNY DOT HEAD HOCKEY KAFFIR SOD AUTOFELLATIO LIMEY BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BULLSHIT FUCK STEVE BALLMER HOT GRITS BALLS FELLATIO YOU WANKER SHITCUNTING FUCKBAG JAP BIGNOSE POO POO BLOWJOB SHITCOCK ASS DICK CHICKEN DIPSHIT FAGGOT SCUMBUCKET PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU ASSFACE SHIT GOBSHITE KIKE SUITCASE PENIS BUKKAKE SPICY CUNT FUCK SOD OFF BIG FOOT FROG'S FAT ASS RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKHEAD BLUE PENIS! SUITCASE PENIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NECROPHILIA JAP DUMBASS PISS FENCE JUMPER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD FUCKBAG PISS OFF PRICK FUCKING SHITTY JACKASS DICKHEAD POMMIE FUCK OFF GENITALIA SHIT SUCK MY DICK BONER SHITSLIDE QUEEF DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN CHUFF JACKASS SHIT HAIL SATAN! SHITFUCKER PEEPEE BIGNOSE GANGBANG FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NI ASSRAPING DICKLICK MOLDY TITS DAMN DONKEY DICK JIGGABOO CHING CHONG CHINK ASS FASCIST WILLY WONKA BUGGER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK ELECTION SAND NIGGER BUTT-HEAD MACACA COCK WETBACK WIENER DILDO BASTARD TWAT NIGNOG PISSHOLE BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SON OF A BITCH JERRY WANKSPLAT SOD OFF CHUFF SUITCASE PENIS BLOWJOB DAMN SEX FUCKFACE DAGO HELLFIRE GIVING HEAD SUITCASE PENIS JUNGLE BUNNY DEVELOPERS! SCUMBAG FELCHING PORCH MONKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITTY DILDO GOBSHITE DONKEY DICK RAT'S ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SEMEN WIENER EAT MY SHIT! PAKI SHITE TIMBER NIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS MOCKIE SIGMUND FREUD MAMA MIA WALRUS SHIT BOOBS SHIT FELLATIO ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT BANGKOK SHITCOCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PORCH MONKEY BASTARD DAMN ASS SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN CHICKEN FRIES BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT SHITHEAD PUNANI KIKE NIPPLES FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TAMPONS FUCKFACE STEVE BALLMER LOGJAMMER FLAMING ASS BADGER DIPSHIT CUNT BEAVER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS FASCIST and with the NEGRO and his DIPSHIT of girraffes in which JACKASS while reading about DONKEY PUNCHER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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