Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKLICK neurochemical FUCK disorder FLAMING ASS BADGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMN, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I WILL KILL YOU! or TITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GO COUNT YOUR DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PRICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BONER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat QUEEF ASSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CONDOMS utterFUCKance of socially CLUSTERFUCK objectionable words).
BIG FOOT Tourette's is ANAL not to be LENS CRAFTERS confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNNILINGUS random BITCH disorientation, culturally-CRACKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth REBECCA BLACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKFACE quantities MILF of ANAL DIABETES TURD garbage.
Darnit.
A SUGARTITS Polite Note to the GENITALIA Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUNG-HOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I'LL RAPE YOU article ART METAL PRODUCTS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DUMBASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING A changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUNG-HOLE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers SON OF A BITCH swear. You can TEDDY BEARS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING A TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible HADJI thing.
- The main CUNTING ASSCRACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOATSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSLINGING knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is FELCHING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes P'KANG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POLACK school for FUCKWIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ANUSCAKE sufferers to become COON manically depressed and BUTT PIRATE commit CUNT suicide.
- There is no ANUSCAKE cure, and the SHITHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the [Insert silly non-swear here] tics often have adverse TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SOD OFF perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go BOB SAGET numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITBALLS it is without the SNUFF PORN drug.
I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome ASSWIPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTYMINTS the FRED PHELPS public view of Tourettes as a "CUNNILINGUS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I AM CORNHOLIO! much much (hand spasms) more...
I am GRAPE PENIS sorry for CROTCH "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI this that really FAG annoys me. I am working towards a NEGRO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOG FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BONER, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) BOOBIES funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INBRED time.
Best MACACA regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BULLSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese GOOGLE reply
As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society CAPITALISM.
Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen
P.S. FUCKFACE Regards to Andrew BIRD SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply
As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?
Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITWANK saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my ASSHOLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine GOD DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are NAZI and WINDOWS VISTA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FASHION BUG BAND WITH 4 CUNTBUCKET MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOT HEAD HORSE! GOD DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMN'S HOUSE
How [expletive deleted] to FELCHMONKEY cure CAPTAIN CRUNCH the PISS ARTIST Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SAGGY TITS for HELL Tourette's BUGFUCK Syndrome ARSE is TACO following TAFFY these GOATSE rules ANAL DIABETES in TOSSER order:
- 1: Avoid DAMN immature ON CRACK little TOTAL kids,
- 2: Count to BITCH within FUCKING 10 BUNG-HOLEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your TOSSER DICKLICK FUDGEPACKER nor AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI talk,
- 4: Tell CLEMEN yourself you CUM don't POMMIE have MONKEY'S UNCLE this WIGGER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD WITH NASTY WANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the GOD DAMN last straw ASSCRACK!
I fucking put ASSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at VAGINA the TOP OF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT THIS BLOWJOB ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FEATURED offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOG SHIT people who try ASSHAT to battle SHIT'BITCH that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-HO—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NEGRO it now, but someone said REBECCA BLACK' WIENER DAMN'SON OF A BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING RAPE is a laughing FUCK YOU matter. Plus there DONKEY DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SLOPE Uncyclopedia, there are CRAPPY articles DOUCHE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching REDNECK stuff. So FLYING RAT'S ASS that means ASS stop getting mad at the BONER first part too and CHRISTHUMPER talking about the SHITE letter that it's RAPE mocking (what TONY LA RUSSA letter? I don't even know what WOMEN'S RIGHTS the heck you're talking about). Adrian VENEREAL DISEASE hi self SHITSLIDE even made a really CUNTRAG good point. "It's GOOK nothing more COON from a head nod to a WOODPECKERSHIT knee tick". SHITE. Which I'll add FELCHING onto TITTIES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POO POO BLOWJOB it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS be, because if I were a HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSFACE hilarious. If you ORGASM Want facts, go on DICKFACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS be offended, don't read INCEST the freaking DICK article anyway.
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TITTIES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING A CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH CHOAD KISSER SUCK MY COCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOLLOCKS EPIDIDYMIS GOD DAMN ASSHAT ASSFACE PEARL NECKLACE SON OF A BITCH POLACK FUCKWIT COCK YOUR MOM DICK RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET SLOPE FUCK NEGRO DILDO WANK SEMPRINI INBRED WIGGER REBECCA BLACK WHORE SHITFUCKER JACKASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CHENEY JOHN SMILEY FACE DICK HELLFUCKER SHITSKIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITFACE TITS DILDO SHITHEAD ASS CHIGGER QUEEF FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD TITS & DICKS LIMEY SEMEN CHAV SHITFUCKER THONG TASTER QUEEF ASSHAT PENISFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE SHITTY FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH BUKKAKE CUNT SMEG TOWELHEAD PISS FUCK YOU WANKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG FUCK CARPET MUNCHER DICKFACE WANK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSCRACK DONGSHOVER DUNE COON SOD GRAPE PENIS BIRD SHIT FUCKING GO HOME AND DIE JAP JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACKASS SUCK MY COCK ASSHAT GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKER MAMA MIA DICKHEAD BULLSHIT TWAT INBRED BELLEND JACKASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT BULLSHIT SOD OFF BORDER HOPPER WOODPECKERSHIT POLAK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HELLFIRE FAGGOT ASSHAT CARPET MUNCHER DUNE COON COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT LAPPER I WILL KILL YOU! BALL SACK BLOWJOB MOCKIE TURD BITCH YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCKING GRINGO MOTHERFUCKER FUCK PENIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RUSTY TROMBONE SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKING WEHATEMARIO MELAMINE CUNT DICKWAD CUNT FRAK BRITNEY POLESMOKER FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DOT HEAD TITWANK suck my mothers INJUN ANUSCAKE FIST FUCK BITCH PISS INCEST FELLATIO FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT BALLS BOOBS GENITALIA FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS SEX TWAT MASTURBATION JIGGABOO HELL CUM BALL SACK NIPPLES TUBA HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! FUCKING CHUFF JOHN ELWAY ANAL BOOBS ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER BOB SAGET GO HOME AND DIE SHITSKIN PUSSY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RUSTY TROMBONE INJUN FUCKER SPUNK PISS BIRD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG GRIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TAMPONS DUMBASS SHITE ASSHAT FUCK DOUCHETITS BITCH ASSRAPING BELGIUM CRACKER CRAPFUCKER HENTAI PENIS ON A BUN RAT'S COCK REDSKIN BIRD SHIT SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD VANDALISM IS COOL SHIT TWAT SHIT PECKERHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP BASTARD SOD OFF BITCH DOG FUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE BUGGER PIG CRAPMUNCHER REDNECK DIPSHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL YOU WANKER PUSSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTYMINTS TAFFY RECTUM RAIDER ARSE SCUMBAG SEX OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HONKY GREASER I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE HOMO WHORE GOAT DICK CAMEL JOCKEY MARY WHITEHOUSE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WARNER MUSIC GROUP DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE [expletive deleted] SAMUEL L. JACKSON SPICY CUNT FUCK POLAK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WHORE PIG FELLATIO ASSHOLE GREASER INBRED TOWELHEAD NEOPETS SHITFUCKER KAFFIR SPANK THE MONKEY DICK FROG URINE-GARGLING VENEREAL DISEASE WIGGER BELLEND COCKGOBLIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT NECROPHILIA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSHAT CLIT FUCKER FELCHING DICKHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK MY DICK TRANNY SHITCOCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD [expletive deleted] 666 INCEST TIBETAN BUDDHISM BUGFUCK SOD OFF CUNT MONKEY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
ASSCRACK WANK TOSSER JACK OFF GOD DAMN SHITHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! POO POO BLOWJOB AUTOFELLATIO GENITALIA DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FOUR-EYES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKWIT DAMN IT FUCKWIT HENTAI FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKFACE BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK TITS & DICKS SOD JAP DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER COON JACKASS SHIT BENSON SUCKS GRINGO KRAUT DAMN SHITE BEANER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive ASSHAT and with the HELL and his COCKGOBLIN of girraffes in which FUCKING while reading about POOPOO!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CHUFF also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- SCRATCH! GROUNDER!
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is GREASER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ROSIE O'DONNELL subject. If you do not find it funny HONKY, it is probably because you are an INBRED CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FLYING RAT'S ASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST joke loses its humour PORCH MONKEY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so HELL ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKTARD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! KRAUT SHITE POLAK SHITFACE BOOBS!!!!!I <3 COCK |
