Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKHEAD'SHITFACE'SHIT'CROTCH'FUCK NUGGET'ASSFACE'JACKASS SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JUSTIN BIEBER neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHEBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ROSIE O'DONNELL, sudden [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS or CHICKEN SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BOOBS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DESU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICK IN A BOX words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIPPLES utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address HELLFIRE Tourette's syndrome.

MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's is TITWANK not to be NIGGER confused with CUNTBUCKET Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITTY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random BULLSHIT disorientation, culturally-PUSSYLICKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! language, RAT'S ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FOOTBALL DOT HEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICK souvenir shoppes and massive MONKEY SHIT quantities WOMEN'S RIGHTS of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING garbage.

Darnit.

A DILDO Polite Note to the SHITFUCKER Author:

The FEATURED Tourette's YID Research Institute was SHAKOPEE founded to POLESMOKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHAKOPEE article BANGKOK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOG FUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIRD SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of AY-AY-AY Tourrette's sufferers CUM swear. You can SHITSKIN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible ASSHAT thing.
• The main RAPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SPIC involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INCEST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SCROTUM knee COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MILF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING school for HELLFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FAGGOT sufferers to become SHUT UP, MEG! manically depressed and HITLER commit SHITHEAD suicide.
• There is no PENIS cure, and the CUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKSTAIN tics often have adverse SHITFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING body to go RAT'S COCK numb and FUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUTT-HEAD it is without the SHITHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! tourette syndrome CLIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHAKOPEE the POOPOO public view of Tourettes as a "BULLCRAP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUGFUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MONKEY SHIT sorry for BIRD SHIT "hi-jacking" your DIRTY SANCHEZ entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHIGGER this that really BEAVER annoys me. I am working towards a TESTICLE CHOKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JENKEM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be OSTRICH MY ASS, and making fun of a CONAN O'BRIAN horrible disorder is (not) RAT'S COCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BLUMPKIN time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. WANKER Regards to Andrew DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The AUTOFELLATIO bastard who wrote this article. You can RAT'S ASS punch him if you TWAT want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIPPLES saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CHIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ROSIE O'DONNELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK YOU and ASSWIPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) [expletive deleted] BAND WITH 4 YOGHURT CANNON MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELL HORSE! ROSIE O'DONNELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ROSIE O'DONNELL'S HOUSE

How JACK OFF to ASSHOLE cure TITTIES the BASTARD Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment [Insert stupid word you just made up here] for FUCKWIT Tourette's HADJI Syndrome All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy is FUCKWIT following SHIT LIKE A HORSE these ANUSCAKE rules ASSHAT in TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE order:

• 1: Avoid SONNY BILL WILLIAMS immature TIMBER NIGGER little RAT'S ASS kids,
• 2: Count to KAFFIR within COCKSMOKER 10 PIGFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHENEY WOODPECKERSHIT WIENER nor CRAPFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON yourself you DIRTY SANCHEZ don't COCK have WOODPECKERSHIT this SUGARTITS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAT'S ASS WITH NASTY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S suck my mothers FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ROSIE O'DONNELL last straw BELLEND!

I fucking put REDNECK' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PORCH MONKEY the TOP OF FUCKWIT THIS BASEBALL ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING A offensive. COON. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GIVING HEAD people who try DAMN to battle CUNNILINGUS'PRICK that tight-ass DAMN IT 17-year-DICKFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BASTARD it now, but someone said CANNED QUOTE' ARSE BUKKAKE'FROG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BALLS is a laughing HOMO matter. Plus there JACKASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BEANER Uncyclopedia, there are BRITNEY articles POLAK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JAP stuff. So WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS that means SHITHEAD stop getting mad at the BUTTFUCKER first part too and DONKEY PUNCHER talking about the SHITPISSER letter that it's BLUMPKIN mocking (what DICK letter? I don't even know what FUCK NUGGET the heck you're talking about). Adrian BONER hi self ARFENHOUSE even made a really DOG SHIT good point. "It's CHAV nothing more TUBA from a head nod to a MOTHERFUCKER knee tick". TIT SPRINKLES. Which I'll add HELL onto TAMPONS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that CAMEL FUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAT'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FIST FUCK be, because if I were a DIPSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITPISSER hilarious. If you STEVE BALLMER Want facts, go on BUTT-HEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TAMPON IN MY ASS be offended, don't read FUCKING JUMP! the freaking HORSE SHIT article anyway.

TIMBER NIGGER CUNTBUCKET GENITALIA DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ARSE FUCKING SHIT NI

DARTH VADER JACKASS PUSSY WANKSPLAT BOOBS PEDOPHILIA PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN CUNT SPIC CUM FOUR-EYES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITHEAD SCROTUM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BLUMPKIN FELCHING OH SHI– BUGGER OLD CHRIST OF A SEMEN FUCK YOU PISS OFF FRIG HADJI JAP BOB SAGET PENISBIRD SEMEN ROSIE O'DONNELL BIGNOSE BULLCRAP CUNNILINGUS FUCKING JUMP! ARSE COMMUNIST DILDO SOD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKWIT DIPSHIT FUCK A DUCK BUGGER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SUCK MY DICK STRAWBERRY ASS DICKHEAD MILF SUCK A BIG DICK AMERICA ONLINE ASSFACE SHIT FELCHING BALLS WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! BOON PUSSY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST PISS GOBSHITE LET'S SHIT DICKHEAD PUNANI DAMN IT FUCKWIT CRAP BITCH TAMPONS HELLFUCKER DICK TITS FUCKSTAIN GREASER JUSTIN BIEBER NIGNOG ASSHAT WHORE SHIT MOLDY TITS BALL SACK YOUR MOM MALL SANTA BUTTFUCKER JACK OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASS BULLSHIT JERK OFF BALL SACK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHIT SCROTUM SHITE DOG SHIT INBRED SHIT FLYING FUCK BALLS DICK INBRED ASS CARPET MUNCHER FLAMING ASS BADGER JERK OFF GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH HELL DICKLICK BITCH SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS EPIDIDYMIS PISS ARTIST TITWANK CUNNILINGUS FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE PISS OFF CLUSTER FUCK NIGGER ASSHOLE RUSKIE JACKASS FUCKSTAIN BONER AUTOFELLATIO YID ASSRAMMER SON OF A BITCH JACKASS ASSHOLE TRANNY SEMEN CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS MALARKY ASSWIPE DUNE COON FUCKHEAD ASS FASCIST SHITE COON BONER SHIT MILF FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMN COCKSTUFFER BALLS JIGGABOO HELL CUM FUCKING A TITS CROTCH CLEMEN [expletive deleted] JERRY HOLY DUMB FUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DICK CHICKEN PENISFUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PIG ASSBANDIT DAMN FUCKER DICKHEAD ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK SHITFACE PAGE BLANKING SHITCUNTING FUCKHEAD BITCH ANUSCAKE SPUNK TITWANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PRICK ASS KIKE ASSHAT DUMBASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DONGSHOVER MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST COON INCEST MARY WHITEHOUSE MALARKY SHITCOCK DICKHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JIZZ JENKEM TITS CUM CHOAD BORDER HOPPER AUTOFELLATIO BUTT PIRATE HELL PEDOPHILIA CUNTYMINTS FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITE SOD SHITE HELL CRAPMUNCHER EMO DICKHEAD BALLS JUSTIN BIEBER KNOBJOCKEY WANK FUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE SON OF A BITCH NAZI CUM JOHN SMILEY FACE FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK DYKE VAGINA PENIS ON A BUN NI PRICK FELLATIO FRIG PUSSYLICKER AMERICA ONLINE VENEREAL DISEASE TITS ASS LICKER GANGBANG pen0r FUCK SHITBALLS SEX FELCHMONKEY FRIG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKING CRAPFUCKER FUCKTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKSHITTER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAT'S COCK CHING CHONG CHINK SUGARTITS I WILL KILL YOU! INBRED TWAT TITWANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHAT FRIG DAMNATION CHIGGER BALL SACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INJUN CROTCH BULLSHIT ASSHAT SHITTY PRICK RAT'S COCK PENIS ARSE SWIMMING POOL BITCH SEMEN RAT'S COCK HOMO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S COCK SHITE CHOAD KISSER COCKSTUFFER JACKASS JIGGABOO BALLS GOD DAMMIT CRAP ON A STICK HOLY DUMB FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FOUR-EYES CHOAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NECROPHILIA GARBAGE DAY! DAMN BUTTFUCKER PIGFUCKER TITTIES MONKEY SHIT SON OF A BITCH FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST I RAPE WALRUSES! BUKKAKE EMO FUCKING BELLEND SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU SEX ASSHAT NIGNOG JOHN ELWAY FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF BUTT-HEAD FUCKTARD NORTH KOREA QUEEF CUM CHOAD KISSER JAP MOCKIE FELLATIO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS DIPSHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMNED TABERNACLE SHITFACE ASSWIPE CHOAD KISSER FAGGOT SIGMUND FREUD BITCH SEX OSCAR WILDE IS GAY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN ASSWIPE HO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AUTOFELLATIO I WILL KILL YOU! PISS POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK PENIS GOBSHITE GOD DAMN TITS BUTTFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RANDY TRAVIS WANK TOWELHEAD TURD TWAT GENITALIA SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER BITCH D'OH FUCKING FUCK CLUSTER FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BOON POLESMOKER SOD OFF DAMN EMO CLUSTER FUCK BUGGER OFF PISS JOY CAMEL FUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! SHIT I WILL END YOU! NIGGER TITS I RAPE WALRUSES! DICK IN A BOX CUNT PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER BONER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSFACE FUCK MONKEY SHIT SHITTY NIPPLES FAG PIG ARSEBADGERS TOSSER BENCH PRESS DOM DeLUISE PENIS PISSHOLE FAG ASS PENISFUCK FUCKER BITCH DUMBASS PISS ARTIST SNUFF PORN FIRECROTCH BRITNEY PUSSYLICKER FAGGOT BASTARD NIGNOG FOUR-EYES JENKEM ARSE FUCK YOU CONAN O'BRIAN DOUCHING DUNE COON GOBSHITE FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH CRACKER SHITHEAD CRACKER SCROTUM WETBACK CRAP ON A STICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NIGGER ARSE FUCKSTAIN DICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS MICK HELL CHING CHONG CHINK TOWELHEAD STEVE BALLMER DIPSHIT GOBSHITE WIENER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN DAMN PRICK SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT SMILES ARSE POMMIE JERRY HAIL SATAN! CUNT TITS PISS ARTIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMMIT SIGMUND FREUD SLOPE CUNT SLOPE FUCKHEAD CUNT BUTT PIRATE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BORDER HOPPER JUNGLE BUNNY SHITTY FUCKFACE FUCK OFF WIENER SHITFACE FUCKFACE COCK TWAT CHING CHONG CHINK SHITHEAD GYPSY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOU WANKER BELGIUM LET'S SHIT CRAPMUNCHER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CLIT INCEST FRAK SUCK A BIG DICK FIST FUCK DIPSHIT MASTICATION FOR THE NATION GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG ASSHAT WIENER WANK GRINGO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH SHITTY VAGINA FAG WHITE POWER GOD DAMMIT DOT HEAD BUKKAKE TITTYWANK ASS FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SCUMBUCKET CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE O CANADA GOD DAMN PIG CONAN O'BRIAN SCROTUM DOUCHE FUCK YOU PISS OFF MY ASS CUNTRAG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SEMEN ASSHOLE BASTARD PISSHOLE BEAVER ABO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JESSE McCARTNEY DARTH VADER I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS RICK MORANIS CHUFF SHITSKIN ASS NEGRO WIGGER BITCH GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK TITS CROTCH DEVELOPERS! DAMN REDSKIN PISS OFF CUM TOWELHEAD SHITE DICK IN A BOX ASS LICKER CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHE SOD PISS ARTIST JIZZ FUCK STEVE BALLMER MICK DICKLICK DICKFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHIT DICK TITS WALRUS SHIT DICK TITS NEGRO ARSEBADGERS WOODPECKERSHIT FELLATIO BONER GOD DAMN PEDOPHILIA REDNECK GOD BLESS AMERICA GIVING HEAD DAMN AMERICA ONLINE CHOAD POLESMOKER GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA SHITSLINGING YID SUCK MY COCK PENIS PUNANI SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK INBRED AY-AY-AY CHRISTHUMPER MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK DICKHEAD TWAT ASSHOLE TURD VENEREAL DISEASE VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING A FUCK FRITZ NAZI PISS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHIGGER FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DYKE CUNT YID DOUCHE NAZI JENKEM BORDER HOPPER TACO ASSHAT GARBAGE DAY! CUNT DICKWAD I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKING FUCK FELCHING HONKY CUNNILINGUS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCKSTUFFER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITTY SHITTY ASSHAT POLAK FUCKER ASSHOLE FUCKWIT BONG FAG CC PLZ MOTHERFUCKER MILF VAGINA RUSTY TROMBONE INCEST JIGGABOO ASS LICKER FUCK BITCH BULLSHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CHING CHONG CHINK FEMADOM DICKLICK WOODPECKERSHIT BALLS FUCKFACE CUNT ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER PISS ARTIST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLESMOKER ARSE ORGASM SHITCUNTING FRAK SCROTUM BITCH DAMMIT GOD DAMN D'OH BEANER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS HONKY TWAT INBRED PEARL NECKLACE WIGGER DICKFACE PISS JACKASS WIKIPEDIA DISSIDENTS GANGBANG FELLATIO SPICY CUNT FUCK HITLER PISS RAT'S ASS WHORE FUCK SNUFF PORN MARCH OF FLAMES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BITCH FUCKER SHITPISSER YOU WANKER suck my mothers AUTOFELLATIO [Insert yet another person's name here] JIGGABOO BASTARD CUNT REDSKIN BAT FUCK INSANE BEAVER AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF VENEREAL DISEASE ASS GOD DAMN BALL SACK PRICK TWISTY VAGINA BALL SACK NEGRO NICARAGUA HELL TWO-INCH PENIS RANDY TRAVIS FUCKHEAD BITCH CUNTSWILLING DAMN IT FROG GOD DAMMIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISS BITCH CC PLZ NIGGER HOSER PIGS MIGHT FLY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COON FUCKING JUMP! EXTRA LONG PENIS BUTTFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE SUCK MY DICK FUCKER ASSWIPE SMEG FLAMING ASS BADGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH PAKI MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING FELCHING YID SHITCOCK BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BEAVER DICKFACE RAGHEAD SHITSLIDE COLGATE SEX WIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE FUCKWIT CONDOMS suck my mothers CLIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ORGASM WIKIPEDIA BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DICKHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMN IT DRAMA WIGGER FUCK OFF HELL LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JUNGLE BUNNY SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSWIPE ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST HELL HAIL SATAN! INCEST ASS LICKER ARSE FUDGEPACKER BITCH TUBA JOHN SMILEY FACE MACACA DUMBASS FUCKFACE BASTARD FIRECROTCH ARSE suck my mothers TITTIES FIST FUCK GOD DAMMIT SPIC TIT SPRINKLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BIRD SHIT EAT MY SHIT! BOOBIES CLUSTER FUCK HELL HITLER SHIT BEAVER NIGNOG DARTH VADER TURD FUCKING JUMP! WOP WANK BULLSHIT DOUCHING ASSFACE DONALD RUMSFELD BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN FALSE BENSON PICKANINNY CHIGGER FRED PHELPS YID ROSIE O'DONNELL RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN SHIT SOD BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM CLEVELAND STEAMER PENIS ON A BUN BULLSHIT DOUCHEBAG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MALARKY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO CUNTRAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOZILLA FIREFOX SCUMBAG FUCK YOU SHIT TENTACLE RAPE HORSE PENIS FUCKING SCUMBAG PISS OFF MY ASS TOWELHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS AY-AY-AY PUSSYLICKER JACKASS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU LIMEY MASTURBATION SHITTY CHUFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FRED PHELPS QUEEF DAMMIT BELGIUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT LAPPER HORSE PENIS RAPE WOMEN'S RIGHTS RHODESIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BITCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BLOWJOB NIPPLES TITS & DICKS TESTICLE CHOKE CUM PAKI FLYING FUCK INCEST INCEST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PICKANINNY DOUCHE CHOAD DICKHEAD JACK OFF FLYING FUCK HONKY NAZI SHITSLIDE LICK PUSSY SHITSLINGING WANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HELL FUCKWIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGGER FRIG FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD DOG SHIT RAPE CLEMEN DICK WIKIPEDIA PISS OFF YID POOPOO FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT PISS SHITHEAD SUITCASE PENIS FUCK GOD DAMN BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT REDNECK TIMBER NIGGER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS INJUN SHITTY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BUTTFUCKER ANAL DIABETES FUCK CHIGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SPIC CUNT SAGGY TITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN ASS GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG BLOWJOB TIT DIRT ASSCRACK NIGNOG PISS FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD COON BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT DOUCHEBAG PUSSYLICKER LIMEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSLINGING RUSKIE SHITE ANAL DIABETES RICK MORANIS POO POO BLOWJOB NIGNOG BITCH CLUSTER FUCK LIMEY JIZZ SHITCUNTING POOPOO BENCH PRESS NIPPLES MALARKY DOUCHE NAZI NAZI CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DONGSHOVER BITCH TITS & DICKS CLIT HOLY DUMB FUCK STEVE BALLMER NORTH KOREA SOD OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK COCKSTUFFER FUCKTARD TRANNY DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK YOU TITS & DICKS POLESMOKER CARPET MUNCHER RAT'S ASS MARCH OF FLAMES DOUCHEBAG FLYING FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOG FUCKER FUCKING A DUMBASS BULLSHIT BENSON SUCKS CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FELCHMONKEY TESTICLE CHOKE CUNTRAG DICK CHICKEN ASSHOLE HITLER BUTT PIRATE NIGGER SHIT BIRD SHIT DAMN IT BLUMPKIN KRAUT TWAT BLUE PENIS! BLOWJOB IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! LIMEY JACK OFF BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink AMERICA ONLINE MONKEY SHIT SEX SCUMBUCKET TWAT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ORGASM BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! WIGGER CONDOMS JERK OFF NIPPLES RAT'S ASS DICKLICK D'OH DICKHEAD DAMN [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BUTTFUCKER SHIT PRICK FUCK DICKHEAD BALL SACK DEVELOPERS! CLIT GOAT DICK DICK FROG'S FAT ASS BRUSH MA TEETH BEANER ASSCRACK BANGKOK FAGGOT SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY WHITE PEOPLE TITS BITCH PUSSY GOD DAMN CUNT MASTURBATION TENTACLE RAPE DAMN GENITALIA FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUNT SEMEN PORCH MONKEY SEX SCUMBUCKET CLUSTER FUCK CRAPPY MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CAMEL FUCKER FUCK GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE HELL BOB SAGET DIPSHIT SHITCOCK MICK STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKER WHORE MALARKY CUNT LAPPER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK BOLLOCKS FLYING FUCK FUCK A DUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL FUCKER MICK FUCK YID Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKFACE and with the GYPSY and his BAD MOTHERFUCKER of girraffes in which SHITCOCK while reading about PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NICARAGUA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSWIPE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is FAG funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK subject. If you do not find it funny BUKKAKE, it is probably because you are an INBRED JOHN SMILEY FACE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. OSTRICH MY ASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JACKASS joke loses its humour POO POO BLOWJOB when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WIGGER ignorant, then you wouldn't have PIGS MIGHT FLY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKING TAFFY GIVING HEAD FUCK FUCK YOU!!!!!I <3 COCK

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