Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SUNSHINE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a TWISTY VAGINA article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELL neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CONDOMS, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HO or BUTT-FOR-BRAINS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KAFFIR way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BONER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WINDOWS VISTA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKFACE utterFUCKance of socially RADIO FREE LUNCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHAT television programs to address FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette's is DICKHEAD not to be HELL confused with FREE ELECTIONS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKFACE random BALL SACK disorientation, culturally-FUCKING A-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MILF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DEVELOPERS! language, SON OF A BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNTBUCKET SHITTY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKER quantities PEARL NECKLACE of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A BULLSHIT Polite Note to the BUGGER Author:

The ASS Tourette's BUGFUCK Research Institute was ASSHAT founded to OSTRICH MY ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MILF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS OFF article VAGINA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DARTH VADER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GREASER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MAMA MIA Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of DOUCHEBAG Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can CLEMEN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the DICKHEAD bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTRAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TWISTY VAGINA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHENEY knee POTTYMOUTH NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is KIDDY FIDDLER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FAG school for EARS OF CHRIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD sufferers to become FUCK YOU manically depressed and BIRD SHIT commit TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! suicide.
There is no JAP cure, and the YOU WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the PUSSY tics often have adverse FUCKWIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BALL SACK perodol" which caused my entire NIGGER body to go HOLY DUMB FUCK numb and GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY basically made it NIGGA! worse than DUMBASS it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a DEVELOPERS! tourette syndrome SCROTUM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HELL the HORSE SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TWAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JACK OFF sorry for AMERICA ONLINE "hi-jacking" your FUCKTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BULLSHIT this that really COCKSUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHE NAZI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS ARTIST, and making fun of a CHOAD KISSER horrible disorder is (not) SCUMBAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JACKASS time.

Best DAGO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CULT OF THE DEAD COW reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries CULT OF THE DEAD COW leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. I'LL RAPE YOU Regards to Andrew BUTTFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP bastard who wrote this article. You can CTHULHU FHTAGN punch him if you SOD OFF want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the 30 CASES OF PICKLES saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my DUMBASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CONDOMS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HONKY and PEDOPHILIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SEX music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FRITZ BAND WITH 4 CUNNILINGUS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLEAN DRINKING WATER HORSE! CONDOMS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CONDOMS'S HOUSE

How SHITFACE to LONGCAT IS LONG cure PIGFUCKER the STRAWBERRY ASS Tourette's GRINGO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COMMUNION WAFER for OH SHI– Tourette's CHOAD Syndrome SHITFACE is PISS following CUNT these BITCH rules HENTAI in NIGGER order:

1: Avoid WANK immature GENITALIA little TITTIES kids,
2: Count to FEWMETS within GANGBANG 10 CHICKEN SHITseconds,
3: Do not open your ARSE JAP PISS ARTIST nor ASSFACE talk,
4: Tell HIV NEGATIVE yourself you FUCKING A don't WANK have LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! this PORCH MONKEY disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUKKAKE WITH NASTY GENITALIA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CONDOMS last straw DONKEY PUNCHER!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE TWO-INCH PENIS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BULLSHIT the TOP OF REBECCA BLACK THIS SOD OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS ARTIST offensive. DILDO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DONKEY PUNCHER people who try BORDER HOPPER to battle MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE'GOD DAMN that tight-ass PEDOPHILIA 17-year-SHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JACKASS it now, but someone said JIGGABOO' VAGINA SHIT'WHORE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKER is a laughing SHITSLINGING matter. Plus there GOAT DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SEX Uncyclopedia, there are PORCH MONKEY articles SACRED about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So GOAT DICK that means CHRIST OF TABERNACLE stop getting mad at the INBRED first part too and FIRECROTCH talking about the FRED PHELPS letter that it's FUCKSTAIN mocking (what HELLFUCKER letter? I don't even know what LICK PUSSY the heck you're talking about). Adrian WOODPECKERSHIT hi self DARTH VADER even made a really WARNER MUSIC GROUP good point. "It's SHITSLINGING nothing more FUCKING A from a head nod to a HAIL SATAN! knee tick". PRICK. Which I'll add CAMEL FUCKER onto O CANADA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITCOCK suffer that LAKE TITICACA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SPUNK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR be, because if I were a FUCKSTAIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FRITZ hilarious. If you FLYING RAT'S ASS Want facts, go on RUSKIE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMMIT be offended, don't read NIGGER the freaking BRUSH MA TEETH article anyway.

PICKANINNY GOAT DICK CLEMEN BOLLOCKS FUCKING A SHITE HELL GENITALIA FUCK ASS

DAMN IT BLOWJOB EAT MY SHIT! SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK WANK MARCH OF FLAMES LAKE TITICACA TITS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JACK OFF FUCKBAG FAGGOT POLAK BLUE PENIS! HOT GRITS DIPSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SPANK THE MONKEY JESSE McCARTNEY BUGFUCK NORTH KOREA FUCKBAG DOUCHETITS CUNT DOT HEAD FUCK BUGFUCK DICKFACE CRACKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HELL I WILL END YOU! DUMBASS JIZZ CRACKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TITTIES FUCKER ASS PUSSY TOTAL BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMMIT MONKEY'S UNCLE SCUMBUCKET JAP CHUFF COCK GENITALIA BOOBS DOUCHETITS TITTYWANK COCK NAZI PEDOPHILIA FRITZ I'LL RAPE YOU ALF BUGFUCK DOM DeLUISE QUEEF PEEPEE FUCK A DUCK SHITE ASSHAT MICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MY COMMUNION WAFER OF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CRAPFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD FAGGOT YOU WANKER COCK CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU INBRED BITCH WANK SCROTUM BITCH SHITSKIN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BEANER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PEEPEE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR POTTYMOUTH CHINK CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH SHAKOPEE FELCHING DIPSHIT MONKEY BALLS BASTARD DIPSHIT SHITTY CHUFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHIT SHITTY BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POO POO BLOWJOB POMMIE CRACKER CHIGGER FUCKER YOU WANKER CC PLZ WANKSPLAT CUNT BALLS PECKERHEAD FUCKING GOD DAMMIT NIGGER MAMA MIA MICK DUMBASS [Insert swear here] RECTUM RAIDER FUCK INJUN STRAWBERRY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO MOZILLA FIREFOX SUITCASE PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITHEAD FUCK INBRED TACO ORGASM JAP DOUCHE NAZI CHAV DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST BASTARD HELL ASS WINDOWS VISTA CLUSTER FUCK FUCKBAG MACACA CHIGGER BONG LOGJAMMER FUCKBAG PEDOPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO ASS PISS ARTIST SHIT FUCKING HOMO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICK HELL WANK SAMUEL L. 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DAMN SHITHEAD NIPPLES WANKSPLAT BITCH SEMEN GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKWIT ASSRAPING GOD DAMN DICKLICK SCUMBAG REDSKIN HEIL HITLER! DUMBASS DOUCHE NAZI BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT FUCKTARD HELLFIRE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FAGGOT ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIENER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE POO POO BLOWJOB FRENCH TICKLER GRINGO WETBACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POO POO BLOWJOB WIKIPEDIA TITS SEMEN suck my mothers CUNT HELLFUCKER ASS LICKER JACKASS SHIT ASS FASCIST BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES WANK MACACA FUCKWIT EAT MY SHIT! CHINK BALL SACK FUCK ASSCRACK ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTTFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF PENIS ON A STICK PORCH MONKEY BOOBS CRAPMUNCHER DOT HEAD CONAN O'BRIAN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TAMPONS DAMN CLEMEN TWISTY VAGINA FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF MILF SHITTY FUCK OFF PUSSYLICKER 666 SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT TURD TITTYWANK MARGARET THATCHER HELL SHITBALLS FUCKWIT DOUCHETITS RECTUM RAIDER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! VAGINA GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD BOOBIES SON OF A BITCH TWAT BEANER CONAN O'BRIAN HAIL SATAN! SHITBALLS TACO POLACK CHINK PEEPEE RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BIRD SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKFACE FUCKING A FUCKER JACK OFF JACKASS HELL CAMEL JOCKEY FEMADOM BASTARD JIZZ FRIG FIST FUCK BANGKOK NECROPHILIA BEANER MOLDY TITS TITS FUCKSTAIN BALLS LET'S SHIT SCUMBUCKET FLOWERS [expletive deleted] CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTER FUCK DICKHEAD ASS BEAVER ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT SHIT REDNECK BUGFUCK POOPY FU SPANG FUCK OFF FUCKING TITS & DICKS CRAPMUNCHER BUTT-HOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER DOT HEAD CLUSTER FUCK INJUN ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN BITCH HOSER DILDO BUNG-HOLE DYKE BULLCRAP DAMN IT MOLDY TITS HELL SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER DAMN TOWELHEAD NAZI SPIC FUCK EAT MY SHIT! CUNT HOSER DOG SHIT DOG FUCKER PENIS SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FRENCH TICKLER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FLYING RAT'S ASS NEOPETS ASSWIPE BORDER HOPPER ASSHOLE HO PAKI NIGNOG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BITCH ARSE ARSE SHITFACE PISS OFF MY ASS CHIGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS BASTARD TAMPONS NIHILISM ANAL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HELL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ALF DONKEY PUNCHER PISS ARTIST FELCHING I'LL RAPE YOU DAMNATION ASS DOM DeLUISE GOD DAMMIT ABO BULLCRAP ORGASM ASSWIPE WETBACK TITS & DICKS POOPY GYPSY MONKEY'S UNCLE GIVING HEAD TITMOUSE KAFFIR MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BITCH DOUCHE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISS OFF DICKFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICK DAMN BORDER HOPPER JERK OFF JERRY BOB SAGET CHAV WANK TWAT WIKIPEDIA SHITFUCKER CUNT YOU WANKER HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! REDNECK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TOWELHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ARSE BALLS FELCHING CUNNILINGUS JAP BOOBS DILDO NI I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CHING CHONG CHINK POLACK FUCK SHITCOCK DOUCHETITS YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKWIT YOU WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I'LL RAPE YOU WANK CUNTSWILLING FRAK POLACK FUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES JACKASS SHIT CLIT CRAPFUCKER CRAP BIRD IN THE HOUSE DUMBASS GOBSHITE JACKASS CHOLERA IS FUN! SHITCOCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S COCK MASTURBATION CONDOMS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WIGGER HEAVEN JESSE McCARTNEY DICK FUCKTARD I WILL KILL YOU! HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE SEX INBRED BRUSH MA TEETH ALEX TREBEK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BONER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST ABO LAKE TITICACA PISS ARTIST WANK TWAT FELLATIO PRICK BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING BASEBALL CRAPFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD YOU WANKER MALARKY JAP MONKEY BALLS 666 SPIC DOUCHE NAZI Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITE and with the NIGNOG and his SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of girraffes in which FENCE JUMPER while reading about JIZZ!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CONAN O'BRIAN also


	FUCK YOU Sylvester the Cat! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TIT FUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)

Article written in the style of its subject
This article is RAT'S COCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BULLSHIT subject. If you do not find it funny SHITE, it is probably because you are an INBRED PAKI ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BUGFUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHIT joke loses its humour DICKFACE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ROSIE O'DONNELL ignorant, then you wouldn't have TRANNY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BASTARD!!!!!I <3 COCK

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