Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DIPSHIT'RAT'S ASS'DICK'PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'TWAT'YOU WANKER'ARSE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSWIPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TRANNY, sudden GO HOME AND DIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! or FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITTY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHEBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BULLSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PENISFUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA EPIDIDYMIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS OFF GOD DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MALL SANTA utterFUCKance of socially SAGGY TITS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourette's syndrome.

TWISTY VAGINA Tourette's is ASSWIPE not to be FUCK confused with SHITFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RANDY TRAVIS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMMIT random IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOCCASINS language, PUSSYLICKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING FUCK FRENCH TICKLER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FRAK souvenir shoppes and massive CAPTAIN CRUNCH quantities TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE of ANAL DIABETES COCKSTUFFER garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the SHITFACE Author:

The COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's CUNTYMINTS Research Institute was CUNT founded to LAKE TITICACA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DUMBASS article FUCKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ANAL DIABETES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS ARTIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHUFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BONER Tourrette's sufferers ASSHOLE swear. You can FRAK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITCOCK TV, for always focusing on the PISS bad side of a terrible KRAUT thing.
• The main DOM DeLUISE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FELCHING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISSHOLE knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for CHICKEN SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DILDO sufferers to become THIS IS SPARTA! manically depressed and FUCKFACE commit SUCK MY DICK suicide.
• There is no SEMEN cure, and the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS drugs that are available to, "calm" the POLAK tics often have adverse ASSHAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHIGGER perodol" which caused my entire WIENER body to go WIENER numb and DICKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHAT it is without the SHITE drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome GIVING HEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the CARPET MUNCHER public view of Tourettes as a "PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GREASER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKSHITTER sorry for BEANER "hi-jacking" your BULLSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE annoys me. I am working towards a SHITSKIN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a BIRD IN THE HOUSE horrible disorder is (not) CUM funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WOODPECKERSHIT time.

Best DAGO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. CAMEL JOCKEY Regards to Andrew BALLS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The BIGNOSE bastard who wrote this article. You can FELLATIO punch him if you TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my WANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TRANNY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HORSE SHIT and SAGGY TITS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JUNGLE BUNNY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) EXTRA LONG PENIS BAND WITH 4 FUCK A DUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BOOBS HORSE! TRANNY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TRANNY'S HOUSE

How WALRUS SHIT to AUTOFELLATIO cure BELLEND the CANDY Tourette's CLIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette's TIT SPRINKLES Syndrome HONKY is BOLLOCKS following OSTRICH MY ASS these BUTTFUCKER rules FLYING FUCK in DUNE COON order:

• 1: Avoid SOD immature NIGGER little JUNGLE BUNNY kids,
• 2: Count to VENEREAL DISEASE within WHORE 10 WANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FRAK FROG'S FAT ASS DAMMIT nor SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS talk,
• 4: Tell KNOBJOCKEY yourself you RUSKIE don't FELCHING have STEVE BALLMER this ASSHAT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITHEAD WITH NASTY ANAL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOLLOCKS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TRANNY last straw WOP!

I fucking put CHOAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE GIVING HEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BIGNOSE the TOP OF SHIT THIS FUCKSTAIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKFACE offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COCKSTUFFER people who try LOLCAT to battle DICKWAD'EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA that tight-ass COCKSUCKER 17-year-JACKASS SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT it now, but someone said PROXY SITES' MAMA MIA ARSE'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING KRAUT is a laughing SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM matter. Plus there CONDOMS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PRICK Uncyclopedia, there are I AM CORNHOLIO! articles DUMBASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NIGGER stuff. So DOUCHETITS that means CUNTRAG stop getting mad at the FUCKING BASEBALL first part too and VENEREAL DISEASE talking about the SPIC letter that it's PISS OFF mocking (what JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK letter? I don't even know what HO the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOT HEAD hi self BLOWJOB even made a really ASSFACE good point. "It's MOCCASINS nothing more BOB SAGET from a head nod to a UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! knee tick". JACKASS. Which I'll add RECTUM RAIDER onto BASKETBALL saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't OSTRICH MY ASS suffer that DOUGHNUT PUNCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FROG'S FAT ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to [expletive deleted] be, because if I were a NICARAGUA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JACKASS hilarious. If you CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Want facts, go on SHITTY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HONKY be offended, don't read FUCK NUGGET the freaking COLGATE article anyway.

FUCK OFF PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS SCROTUM ASSFACE LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT D'OH PISS ARTIST PUPPIES CLUSTERFUCK

ASSRAPING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK GOAT DICK ALF CUNTRAG JIGGABOO CUNT BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS FOUR-EYES CUM SOD TACO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CAMEL FUCKER CRAPPY SEX CUNT NIPPLES Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WOP DUMBASS FUCK YOU NAZI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BANGKOK I'LL RAPE YOU SWIMMING POOL INBRED NI FREEDOM OF SPEECH RICK MORANIS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FAG ASS CLUSTERFUCK DUNE COON DICK SHITE SCROTUM PRICK DAMN OH SHI– DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKING A SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA ARSE BUTTFUCKER DICKWAD FUCKWIT INCEST DICK SHITPISSER ASSWIPE GYPSY WALRUS SHIT CUNT DUMBASS DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE ASSHAT SCROTUM ASSFACE JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCK YOU BITCH DAGO GIVING HEAD SHITCOCK PORCH MONKEY BEAVER CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MAMA MIA BULLSHIT GOBSHITE BEAVER DICKFACE TAFFY WANK DILDO GOD DAMN BITCH BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER JIGGABOO HELL PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FRED PHELPS WIGGER PEDOPHILIA CUNTRAG JACKASS ASSFACE POO POO BLOWJOB MONKEY'S UNCLE PISS BALLS RAT'S COCK FRENCH TICKLER SHITSLINGING FELLATIO DAMMIT FLYING FUCK HORSE PENIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FEWMETS ASSCRACK GO HOME AND DIE FUCKHEAD O CANADA PISS OFF INCEST SAGGY TITS HELL O CANADA CUNTRAG SEX MASTURBATION SHITE FUCKING WANK TWISTY VAGINA POOPOO BITCH TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD RAT'S ASS SHIT WHORE TITTIES PORCH MONKEY DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FELCHMONKEY PUSSY AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD DILDO ANAL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ANUSCAKE BELLEND SHITTY A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! YOUR MOM FUCK YOU GOD DAMN TIT DIRT CUNTING ASSCRACK FELCHMONKEY TWISTY VAGINA BULLSHIT JOHNNY NAZI CUNTBUCKET ASSFACE FRAK NEGRO JACKASS DILDO JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE RICK MORANIS TITS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISSHOLE PENIS NIGNOG CUNT TURD DICKFACE SHAKOPEE TWAT KNOBJOCKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DYKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING JUMP! CUNT DAMN IT FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK HELL SHITPISSER PENIS ON A STICK TAMPONS CRACKER HELL FUCK A DUCK DIMETHYL GLYCOL DARTH VADER CHICKEN FRIES HELL GOBSHITE DAMN BUTT PIRATE MALARKY CUNT BASTARD TWO-INCH PENIS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SON OF A BITCH POMMIE CRACKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CRAP PISS ASSHOLE PUSSY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JUSTIN BIEBER BANGKOK COCKSHITTER ASSCRACK CHENEY DUMBASS MOZILLA FIREFOX HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! ARSE BOOBS CHOAD FUCK CUNT NEGRO ARSE FUCK MASTICATION FOR THE NATION CLIT FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKER SHITCUNTING SPICY CUNT FUCK MOCCASINS TITWANK CONDOMS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SNUFF PORN INCEST HELL GYPSY ASSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHEBAG FLAMING ASS BADGER COCK COMMUNIST DILDO Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DILDO POLESMOKER BASTARD BASTARD HELL JERK OFF PUNANI JOHN ELWAY BIG FOOT SOD MOLDY TITS BULLSHIT DIPSHIT ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK GREASER JACKASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FAG MONKEY'S UNCLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCK YOU SNUFF PORN ASSRAMMER BIG FOOT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKHEAD TRANNY CHOAD KISSER VAGINA AUTOFELLATIO HUEY P. NEWTON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNT RAPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TESTICLE CHOKE ORANGE TURTLE MALARKY CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIGGER GENITALIA HORSE SHIT PUNANI THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER BASTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK COON FEMADOM FUCKING RUSKIE ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN COLGATE FELLATIO DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT FUCKHEAD BELLEND WIENER BLUE PENIS! SHITHEAD MICK BASTARD SHITSKIN NEGRO ASS LICKER TITS OSTRICH MY ASS CUM GRINGO ASS ASSHAT SNUFF PORN PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITTY FUCKING EAT MY SHIT! SCUMBAG JIGGABOO BOOBS DAMN HO BORDER HOPPER BUGGER OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE POMMIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH PICKANINNY CHOAD POTTYMOUTH HONKY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR EUROIPODS HOSER TAFFY SOD ASS LICKER BUTTFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE [expletive deleted] CHOAD HUMAN RIGHTS DUNE COON DICK FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS JIZZ SHITTY GIVING HEAD RAT'S ASS SHITFACE FUCKER DICKHEAD BUTT PIRATE FUCKER ASS LICKER BUGGER OFF WANK DICK TITS BLUMPKIN BIG FOOT GENITALIA SOD JACKASS JACKASS NI GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY CLIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITE JACKASS SHIT P'KANG RANDY TRAVIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! VENEREAL DISEASE HADJI FELCHING CUNT LAPPER GOD DAMMIT JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK EPIDIDYMIS DICKHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK YOU WANKER JOHNNY EPIDIDYMIS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COON DOODIE HEAD FUCKER RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN TITS CUNTRAG PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST BORDER HOPPER SHITCOCK GOBSHITE P'KANG TITTIES FROG PENIS BITCH JACKASS NEGRO DAMN SHITFUCKER SCUMBAG CRACKER BOOBS NIPPLES ASS DUMBASS DIPSHIT LOLCAT CONDOMS PRICK NICARAGUA TITTYWANK FUCKWIT WOP GO HOME AND DIE NAZI COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH COON KNOBJOCKEY YID ASS FUCKING KNOBJOCKEY TENTACLE RAPE VENEREAL DISEASE I'LL RAPE YOU WOP JOHNNY SNUFF PORN HOT GRITS DOG SHIT ORGASM YUKY DOODY TIT DIRT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE AMERICA ONLINE JUNGLE BUNNY DICK RAPE RAGHEAD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CHING CHONG CHINK BITCH TITS FUCKFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITTY WANKSPLAT DICK IN A BOX CHOAD KISSER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITBALLS GOD DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SPUNK JACK OFF GOD DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAPTAIN CRUNCH VAGINA CUNT BULLSHIT BRITNEY JACKASS SHIT SPUNK PUNANI NIGGER SLOPE NEGRO SHIT BALLS RICK MORANIS JACKASS SHITE CLIT BLOWJOB I WILL END YOU! POOPY NIGGER SON OF A BITCH INCEST PISS ARTIST FLAMING ASS BADGER GOD DAMMIT ASS TACO CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAGGY TITS ALEX TREBEK JIZZ TWAT TITS TOSSER CRACKER SCROTUM FUCKER DAMN IT FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITTY JACKASS SHIT PUSSY BATHING SUIT AREA BULLSHIT CHOAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS LICKER SHITE CHOAD MILF INDIA HAS NUKES FUCKING FUCKWIT ASS DIPSHIT FUCKING FUCKFACE YUKY DOODY WANK SPUNK SUCK MY DICK SHIT CUNTRAG DICK TITS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKFACE PISS [expletive deleted] CLEMEN BEANER I RAPE WALRUSES! EXTRA LONG PENIS FAGGOT DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD PENISBIRD ARSE DIPSHIT GANGBANG CUNT CRAPPER BITCH INCEST GENITALIA MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISSHOLE HELL POOPY I RAPE WALRUSES! CRAP SHIT BATMAN & ROBIN DOG SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NI CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DUMBASS PISS ARTIST DOUCHING FUCKWIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK JERRY WANK BUTT PIRATE ASSHOLE DAMN IT PENISBIRD ASSWIPE THONG TASTER DICK TITS CHINK BUTTFUCKER GIVING HEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT FUCK DAMMIT JENKEM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKWIT BUGFUCK DICKHEAD CUNTRAG I AM CORNHOLIO! TITS ANAL BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNT SUITCASE PENIS COON PUSSY FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSWIPE ASS KITTENS MONKEY BALLS CUNT CHIGGER JERK OFF PIG WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? PUNANI BITCH HENTAI RAGHEAD CUNT CRAPPER WANKSPLAT BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP FELLATIO SHITCOCK JERK OFF NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER JIGGABOO NIPPLES DAMN WANK FIRECROTCH JOHNNY OH SHI– BULLSHIT LICK PUSSY HOMO BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! PENIS OSCAR WILDE IS GAY ASSHAT CROTCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS NICARAGUA FOUR-EYES GREASER PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASSHOLE FUCK HELL BLESSED DAMN SAINT TURD CUNNILINGUS CHIGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSCRACK YID CHALICE CLUSTERFUCK COON CUNT ALF BONER RAPE CHUFF DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED REDSKIN DELICIOUS CAKE SHITFACE CUNT SIGMUND FREUD DOG SHIT ASSHAT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DONKEY PUNCHER SON OF A BITCH PIXIES I'LL RAPE YOU DICKFACE FUCKFACE JESSE McCARTNEY ARSE TAMPONS KAFFIR PORCH MONKEY KIKE PRICK PENIS SHITTY PUSSY ASS LICKER AY-AY-AY FLYING RAT'S ASS LIMEY EARS OF CHRIST BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK HELL FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT RAT'S COCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHAT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A ABO COCK PIGFUCKER FUCKER DYKE CROTCH BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE CLEMEN TITMOUSE PISS OFF DEMOCRACY WOODPECKERSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY RAT'S COCK RAT'S COCK ROSIE O'DONNELL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN FRENCH TICKLER P'KANG TITTIES DUMBASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN JAP DILDO YID NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES QUEEF WANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH HELL WANK CUM I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND SHITSLINGING RUSTY TROMBONE CUNNILINGUS SHITTY SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK TOWELHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOUCHE NAZI SHIT HOMO GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SMEG BEANER SHITCOCK DICKLICK AAAAAAAAA! CUNNILINGUS DARTH VADER CLUSTERFUCK CUNT GANGBANG PUNANI ASS COCK SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN IT BONER NIGGER TITS AAAAAAAAA! NICARAGUA PRICK DAMN DICK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 PISSHOLE WANK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE TAMPONS ASSHAT SHITCUNTING DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE RUSKIE WHORE ASSCRACK PRICK JERK OFF FUCKING WANK BOOBS BLUE PENIS! DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING CRAP ON A STICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MONKEY'S UNCLE CAMEL FUCKER I WILL END YOU! FUCKHEAD MILF O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKHEAD DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD RAINBOWS SAGGY TITS JACKASS CUM FUCKTARD CUM SON OF A BITCH SHIT WINDOWS VISTA YOUR MOM STEVE BALLMER SHIT DICKFACE DICKHEAD BIGNOSE SIGMUND FREUD SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD JACKASS RUSTY TROMBONE NI NAZI FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD SHIT TITS & DICKS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WOP BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DAMN BUGFUCK REDNECK GOD DAMN ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKWIT I WILL END YOU! DICKLICK O CANADA SHITTY PISS OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU KIKE SHIT GRIS DUNE COON FLYING FUCK WALRUS SHIT TOWELHEAD HO DAMN YID ASSWIPE ASSRAPING TWAT BITCH CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD SHIT TAMPONS BOOBS SHITSLINGING DUNE COON CUNT GOAT DICK GOD BLESS AMERICA DOUCHE PISS OFF MY ASS CROTCH HEIL HITLER! FUCKING A SCROTUM FUCKHEAD SHAKOPEE HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BONER and with the MALARKY and his MOCCASINS of girraffes in which PIECE OF SHIT while reading about WOODPECKERSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See REDNECK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FELCHMONKEY