Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's YOU WANKER'NIGGER TITS'DICKHEAD'DAMMIT'DICK IN A BOX'BEAVER'JIGGABOO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CAMEL JOCKEY look at the CLIT talk page of this ASS FASCIST article for notes or discussion before GOD DAMMIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS LICKER, sudden HENTAI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NORTH KOREA or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGGER TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CAMEL JOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JIZZ words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD BLESS AMERICA utterFUCKance of socially TESTICLE CHOKE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS television programs to address BORDER HOPPER Tourette's syndrome.

DIPSHIT Tourette's is DICK TITS not to be CHICKEN SHIT confused with FUCKWIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIGGER random NECROPHILIA disorientation, culturally-SHITPISSER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHALICE language, PISS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS LICKER BONER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLCRAP souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKSTAIN quantities COCK of ANAL DIABETES ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Polite Note to the DOG SHIT Author:

The ASS Tourette's HATE HATE HAT Research Institute was SHIT founded to WIKIPEDIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DARTH VADER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article FUCK YOU funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK YOU I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PEARL NECKLACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers AUTOFELLATIO swear. You can MOCCASINS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKWIT TV, for always focusing on the WIKIPEDIA bad side of a terrible FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH thing.
• The main DAMN IT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HELLFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS ARTIST cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for HEIL HITLER! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HEIL HITLER! sufferers to become FIRECROTCH manically depressed and GOD DAMN commit VAGINA suicide.
• There is no DUNE COON cure, and the TIT SPRINKLES drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHAT tics often have adverse SCRATCH! GROUNDER! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSFACE perodol" which caused my entire DAMN IT body to go ASS numb and I WILL KILL YOU! basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the FENCE JUMPER drug.

I am an active member of a ASSFACE tourette syndrome CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating VENEREAL DISEASE the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI public view of Tourettes as a "SHITHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUCK MY COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FOUR-EYES sorry for CUM "hi-jacking" your JOHN ELWAY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COON this that really LET'S SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a HITLER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this suck my mothers article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a TRANNY horrible disorder is (not) POKÉMON funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FRIG time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. DICKFACE Regards to Andrew BALL SACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The WANKSPLAT bastard who wrote this article. You can BALLS punch him if you SHITFUCKER want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my FELCHING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASS LICKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAT'S COCK and SON OF A BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SEX music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIENER BAND WITH 4 MONKEY SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITFACE HORSE! ASS LICKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASS LICKER'S HOUSE

How PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE to TITS cure PENIS ON A BUN the WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's HOT GRITS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SPUNK for FUCK NUGGET Tourette's BATHING SUIT AREA Syndrome CUNT is [expletive deleted] following MOLDY TITS these I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL rules FUCKWIT in DILDO order:

• 1: Avoid GO COUNT YOUR DICK immature HELL little BITCH kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK OFF within MOCKIE 10 FROG'S FAT ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SAGGY TITS FLYING FUCK CLUSTERFUCK nor JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST talk,
• 4: Tell CLUSTERFUCK yourself you FUCKING A don't FUCKFUCKFUCK have SON OF A BITCH this CUNT CRAPPER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WITH NASTY CRAPMUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASS LICKER last straw ASSWIPE!

I fucking put PUSSYLICKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE COON PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FELCHING the TOP OF ASS FASCIST THIS BUKKAKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HORSE SHIT offensive. GOD DAMMIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INCEST people who try JAP to battle TITS & DICKS'FLYING FUCK that tight-ass FROG'S FAT ASS 17-year-MICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ARSEBADGERS it now, but someone said YOU WANKER' TOTAL SHITPISSER'I'LL RAPE YOU on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SCROTUM is a laughing FUCK YOU matter. Plus there DAMN IT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DUMBASS Uncyclopedia, there are POLESMOKER articles HADJI about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So SCROTUM that means QUEEF stop getting mad at the DONKEY PUNCHER first part too and FUCK YOU talking about the HI, BILLY MAYS HERE letter that it's JACKASS mocking (what GOD DAMN letter? I don't even know what AUTOFELLATIO the heck you're talking about). Adrian CRACKER hi self DONKEY DICK even made a really JAP good point. "It's ASSRAMMER nothing more TUBA from a head nod to a SHITTY knee tick". SHITTY. Which I'll add LIKE FATHER LIKE SON onto SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKER suffer that STEVE BALLMER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSBANDIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SONNY BILL WILLIAMS be, because if I were a CROTCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NECROPHILIA hilarious. If you PEDOPHILIA Want facts, go on TITTIES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JOHN SMILEY FACE be offended, don't read NIGNOG the freaking VAGINA article anyway.

CLIT SHIT JIZZ DIPSHIT CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT BITCH SHITFACE ASS

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAT'S ASS PISS OFF DOUCHE WALRUS SHIT BLOWJOB NEGRO DOG FUCKER INVISIBLE! BUKKAKE DICK TITS BASTARD BUTTFUCKER WANK HELL WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTY FUCKFUCKFUCK BUGFUCK DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKFACE DUMBASS ASS REDNECK KAFFIR BIRD SHIT DAMN POMMIE CUNT SHITSKIN GOD BLESS AMERICA SIGMUND FREUD FUCK COON BUGGER TITS & DICKS JOHNNY YUKY DOODY NIGNOG WIGGER ASS PEDOPHILIA REDNECK GRIS FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE CHUFF FUCKBAG TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER FAG DAMMIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WANK TITTIES WARNER MUSIC GROUP JAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKSTAIN PISS FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING PISS OFF SHITBALLS BIRD SHIT PENIS PRICK FUCKFACE GENITALIA GOD DAMN DONKEY DICK HO DOUCHEBAG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBS HITLER WOODPECKERSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE DIPSHIT POOPY Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITTYWANK and with the DAMN IT and his COCK of girraffes in which GOD DAMN while reading about CRACKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MONKEY'S UNCLE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MALARKY