Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS'GYPSY'INBRED'FASHION BUG'YUKKY DOODY'PISS OFF'RAPE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKSTAIN look at the BUTT PIRATE talk page of this GOAT DICK article for notes or discussion before ORGASM editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITSLINGING, sudden JACKASS SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GENITALIA or HOSER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMNATION in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GYPSY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FELLATIO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOLLOCKS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BITCH CONDOMS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous THIS IS A RARE SWEAR utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POLACK television programs to address SHITFACE Tourette's syndrome.

DONALD RUMSFELD Tourette's is FUCKTARD not to be SHITSLINGING confused with GRINGO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUDGEPACKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random JACKASS disorientation, culturally-SPUNK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRACKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLEVELAND STEAMER language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN LAKE TITICACA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive TITTYWANK quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH garbage.

Darnit.

A BRUSH MA TEETH Polite Note to the HIGH WAGES Author:

The SHIT Tourette's BUTT PIRATE Research Institute was DIPSHIT founded to PISS OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DONALD RUMSFELD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS article SPUNK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I'LL RAPE YOU.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SOD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMN Tourrette's sufferers JAP swear. You can SAND NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BIRD IN THE HOUSE TV, for always focusing on the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
• The main PEARL NECKLACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BEAVER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TUBA knee BONER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HOMO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RUSTY TROMBONE school for SON OF A BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITE sufferers to become DOT HEAD manically depressed and FLYING RAT'S ASS commit PENIS suicide.
• There is no CHOAD cure, and the RAT'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PAKI tics often have adverse BIRD SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MONKEY SHIT perodol" which caused my entire CUNNILINGUS body to go FELCHING numb and COCKGOBLIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN IT it is without the CUM drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome TITS & DICKS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITFUCKER the SHITE public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOATSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TRANNY sorry for CHOAD KISSER "hi-jacking" your DONKEY DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FELCHMONKEY this that really TESTICLE CHOKE annoys me. I am working towards a TOSSER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKWIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NICARAGUA, and making fun of a RAT'S COCK horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best INBRED regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ABO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The MASTURBATION bastard who wrote this article. You can YID punch him if you DAMN IT want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the STEVE BALLMER saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my COON intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITSLINGING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTY and DICKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BAND WITH 4 PUSSY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HORSE! SHITSLINGING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITSLINGING'S HOUSE

How SIGMUND FREUD to JESSE McCARTNEY cure VENEREAL DISEASE the HORSE PENIS Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FALSE BENSON for SHITTY Tourette's BIRD IN THE HOUSE Syndrome O CANADA is ASSWIPE following MASTURBATION these WIKIPEDIA rules FELCHING in ORGASM order:

• 1: Avoid WANK immature COLGATE little GOATSE kids,
• 2: Count to All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy within DOG FUCKER 10 MICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DOG FUCKER CHOAD KISSER POLAK nor BIRD SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you MILF don't ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT have POO POO BLOWJOB this DONGSHOVER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER WITH NASTY SHITFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MACACA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITSLINGING last straw BIRD IN THE HOUSE!

I fucking put I'LL RAPE YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISS OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FELCHING the TOP OF TWAT THIS CHIGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NAZI offensive. WANK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK OFF people who try DAMN IT to battle CUNT'PEDOPHILIA that tight-ass HITLER 17-year-ASSFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITSKIN it now, but someone said BITCH' BUTTFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK'PENISPENISPENIS!!! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUGGER OFF is a laughing CLEMEN matter. Plus there FUCKING FUCKFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKSTAIN Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKSTAIN articles SEMEN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WOMEN'S RIGHTS stuff. So CRAPMUNCHER that means SCROTUM stop getting mad at the DOUCHING first part too and ASSFACE talking about the DIPSHIT letter that it's BONER mocking (what COCK letter? I don't even know what ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA the heck you're talking about). Adrian TOWELHEAD hi self I WILL END YOU! even made a really COCKSMOKER good point. "It's FUCK nothing more BUTT-HOLE from a head nod to a WIKIPEDIA knee tick". WANKER. Which I'll add LIMEY onto GOD DAMMIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NAZI suffer that MORGAN TSVANGIRAI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SOD OFF be, because if I were a HOSER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN IT hilarious. If you SUITCASE PENIS Want facts, go on DUNE COON Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASS be offended, don't read FUCKING the freaking VENEREAL DISEASE article anyway.

GANGBANG FUCKING HONKY ASSWIPE SHITHEAD BUGFUCK FUCKWIT BITCH GOD DAMN BUTT-HOLE

MOCKIE FUCKING LET'S SHIT FELLATIO KNOBJOCKEY PUSSY ANAL FROG'S FAT ASS DICKFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUKKAKE ASSFACE GREASER NAZI ASS SHITSLINGING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS FENCE JUMPER CHENEY FELCHING CHIGGER JIZZ PISS OFF CUNT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MAMA MIA DOUCHING FUCK CRAPMUNCHER SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH GENITALIA GENITALIA SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNT DICKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMMIT CHIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITFACE SHITHEAD NEGRO JACKASS FROG FUCK OFF DAMN GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT SHITTY DAMN DOUCHING FUCKFACE KU KLUX KLAN LOGJAMMER POMMIE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK FUCK YOU TURD FASHION BUG DAMN CHUFF POLACK DYKE CAMEL JOCKEY PENIS HENTAI FUCKBAG SPUNK FRED PHELPS PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT MOZILLA FIREFOX SCUMBUCKET BLOWJOB DOUCHEBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER SHITTY [EXPLETIVE] CLUSTER FUCK BUGFUCK CUNTSWILLING ARSE YOU WANKER FUCKING FUCKING A NICARAGUA DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUM DELICIOUS CAKE HONKY DICK CHICKEN CRAPPY SUITCASE PENIS SHITBALLS EPIDIDYMIS WANKSPLAT FRAK DAMN 666 CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE TWAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK HELL BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE MILF DUMBASS SCROTUM POLESMOKER WANK HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! BASTARD SHITFACE DALAI LAMA COCKSMOKER BLUMPKIN FUCK ORGASM HEIL HITLER! WANK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKSTAIN SEMEN GENITALIA HORSE PENIS SHITFUCKER TURD FUCKHEAD PENIS ON A STICK FAGGOT WOP BITCH NIPPLES TURD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FLYING FUCK LOLCAT BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS GRINGO POMMIE FEMADOM PENIS ON A BUN GOD DAMMIT SPIC CUNT INCEST PISS OFF BUKKAKE I'LL RAPE YOU EPIDIDYMIS BOYCOTT VIACOM! OSTRICH MY ASS NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE ARSE FELLATIO CLUSTER FUCK WANK ASSRAMMER WANK BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER WIENER DAMN SHITE SHITBALLS FUCK YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BALLS WARNER MUSIC GROUP IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NIGGER ASSHAT SEX AUTOFELLATIO ORGASM LHASA PUNANI SHIT FRIG FRIG SON OF A BITCH SPUNK ASS RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE YID PISSHOLE CUNTBUCKET CHING CHONG CHINK ASS OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMN BEAVER DUMBASS COCKSMOKER CHUFF SHITHEAD FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOTHERFUCKER INBRED BALLS FUCK MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT CRAPMUNCHER KU KLUX KLAN KRAUT TITTIES DOT HEAD ASSHOLE DAMN CRAP TOWELHEAD BASTARD DAMN IT SHITTY BUTTFUCKER ARSE FUCKBAG SCUMBAG HADJI COCKSMOKER SON OF A BITCH DARTH VADER WHORE SHITHEAD COCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HOLY DUMB FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NAZI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKHEAD ARSE BUGGER OFF ASSFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! RAT'S ASS EARS OF CHRIST FELLATIO WOMEN'S RIGHTS KIKE BITCH NIGNOG LAKE TITICACA DOT HEAD SHAKOPEE HITLER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK STUDENT RIOTS SHITHEAD WHITE POWER FUCK YOU WANKSPLAT ASSFACE FOUR-EYES INBRED CHOAD KISSER ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! HITLER DAMNED TABERNACLE NAZI FUCKTARD BULLCRAP HO BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO SHITHEAD VANDAL BITCH THERE IS A CABAL BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSKIN WIKIPEDIA DIRTY SANCHEZ JOHNNY FUCKER BENCH PRESS BUGGER SEX CUNTING ASSCRACK INJUN WALRUS SHIT TIMBER NIGGER SHUT UP, MEG! INCEST QUEEF TITS MOCKIE DICKHEAD SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKFUCKFUCK JENKEM FUCK OFF SOD OFF DOODIE HEAD DICK CUNT DICKHEAD DUNE COON CLUSTER FUCK BULLSHIT TITTIES CHOAD ASSCRACK WIENER PORCH MONKEY FELCHMONKEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK OFF MARGARET THATCHER ASSHAT MICK FUCK FUCK NUGGET GOATSE JUNGLE BUNNY REDNECK PISS OSCAR WILDE IS GAY DAMN BUTT-HOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE JACK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SUCK MY COCK FUCK OFF CRACKER ASS FLYING FUCK ASS SEX FEWMETS RAT'S COCK MASTURBATION WINDOWS VISTA JOY HADJI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER FUCKFUCKFUCK FRIG DEMOCRACY DOG SHIT SHIT CLUSTER FUCK SHITE SHITHEAD I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITFUCKER JAP SCROTUM GOD DAMN SHITSKIN FUCKING JUMP! SHITBALLS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKSTAIN TITTIES HAIL SATAN! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEDOPHILIA DOUCHE BITCH TIMBER NIGGER FUCKBAG SHIT TURD BASTARD JOHN ELWAY GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLIT SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER DILDO FUCK DICKHEAD FIRECROTCH BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BONER BUKKAKE I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITFUCKER ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK CLUSTER FUCK DAMMIT NIGGER FEWMETS KIKE CUNT ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOUCHE DARTH VADER RAPE DAGO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITWANK HOSER JOHN SMILEY FACE FELCHING CRAPMUNCHER BOON PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK CUM RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU DAMN DICKHEAD ASSWIPE PISS WANKER WOP UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY EPIDIDYMIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELLFIRE BUGFUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKING CLUSTER FUCK DEVELOPERS! ORGASM [EXPLETIVE] ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING A JACKASS ASSWIPE DICK IN A BOX DONGSHOVER SHIT BLUMPKIN FROG HELL BUTTFUCKER WANK BASTARD FROG PRICK ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ TITTYWANK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! RANDY TRAVIS DOUCHING BASTARD JUMPING JESUS!!! POTTYMOUTH DUMBASS ASSHOLE HELL DAMN BASKETBALL SCROTUM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NIGGER DOODIE HEAD SIGMUND FREUD DIPSHIT BULLSHIT ORGASM EUROIPODS GANGBANG MASTURBATION PISS LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FUCKING A BASTARD SHITFACE BLOWJOB CONSENSUS HELL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMN BRITNEY O CANADA DILDO WOP PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS COCKSUCKER YID COON PUSSY DONKEY DICK OH SHI– MONKEY SHIT CRAP HELL BITCH DICK PUSSYLICKER JESSE McCARTNEY JACK OFF GO HOME AND DIE DICKHEAD CHIGGER CANNED QUOTE REDSKIN ASSHAT BORDER HOPPER DICKLICK FUCKING A SOD BALL SACK JACKASS NAZI DAMN FELCHMONKEY DICKHEAD SHIT FEWMETS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SON OF A BITCH FUCK WIENER I CAN AFFORD FOOD JACK OFF CUNTRAG DOT HEAD PENIS WANK WALRUS SHIT SHITFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUNG-HOLE DICKFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKSTAIN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLIT FUCK OFF MALARKY DUNE COON GOD DAMN DICKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT FOUR-EYES MONKEY BALLS TITTYWANK DICKFACE SUCK MY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CONDOMS ASSFACE DAMN WANK FUCKING YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JAP CRAPMUNCHER FENCE JUMPER CUNTRAG BASTARD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK TIANENMEN SQUARE HOMO SHIT DOUCHE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JAP MASTURBATION NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST FRAK HELL JUNGLE BUNNY LET'S SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TIT DIRT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! PUSSY CLUSTER FUCK NECROPHILIA GOD DAMMIT BASTARD BLUMPKIN BUDDHIST MONK BONER JACKASS SHIT FIST FUCK FUCK OFF FAG BOOBS PISSHOLE HORSE SHIT POOPY BALLS JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT CHICKEN SHIT TURD COCKGOBLIN WANKSPLAT FUCKER COLGATE NECROPHILIA WANK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WIKIPEDIA LET'S SHIT PRICK BITCH GANGBANG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT NECROPHILIA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TAFFY FUCKING DOUCHING HELL WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF SUITCASE PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE JAP SHITE ART METAL PRODUCTS NAZI TOWELHEAD BITCH DAMN DAGO BEANER CUNT GOD BLESS AMERICA CHIGGER PISS UP MY ARSE [EXPLETIVE] SHITCOCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA ARSE suck my mothers JIGGABOO COCKSTUFFER WANKSPLAT DICKLICK FUCKING JUMP! WANK GOD BLESS AMERICA FLAMEVIPER TENTACLE RAPE CUNTSWILLING STRAWBERRY ASS NIGGER TITS ASSHOLE GOATSE FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TAMPONS NIGGER TITS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BORDER HOPPER COMMUNIST DILDO FENCE JUMPER POISON IN TOOTHPASTE JIZZ ASS CUNTYMINTS HORSE PENIS FUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTT PIRATE COMMUNIST DILDO FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN BEANER GOATSE SCUMBUCKET CRAPMUNCHER DUMBASS BIG FOOT FUCKTARD HORSE SHIT BUGGER COLGATE WIKIPEDIA RUSKIE RAT'S ASS FUCKING FUCK ASS SHIT O KURWA! EXTRA LONG PENIS FIST FUCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMN FUCKWIT INBRED SCUMBAG SOD OFF GENITALIA FUCK OFF TAFFY DAMN IT SEX DONKEY DICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CLEMEN CAMEL FUCKER FUCK CONDOMS JERK OFF WIENER SHITE WIGGER QUEEF BUTTFUCKER RICK MORANIS DICKHEAD QUEEF FLYING RAT'S ASS POWERSHIT MACACA NAZI BONER TITTIES TITWANK LET'S SHIT JACKASS BOOBIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICK FUCK FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMN BOB SAGET NIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS PIG FUCKER 666 CUNTING ASSCRACK TITTIES ASSCRACK DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT ORGASM DOUCHING ASSHAT BOOBS JAP COON BOOBIES FUCKWIT BEANER FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE BOOBS DAMN CUNTRAG VAGINA [EXPLETIVE] DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER MALL SANTA 666 FUCK TITMOUSE MICK CRAP ON A STICK ART METAL PRODUCTS CRACKER BUTTFUCKER FUCK BUTT PIRATE BUKKAKE BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH ASSHAT I RAPE WALRUSES! SPIC CUNT SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER FUCK GOD DAMMIT POO POO BLOWJOB YID HELL ASS FASCIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNTYMINTS JUSTIN BIEBER MAMA MIA SUGARTITS FELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN FUCKING FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN ANUSCAKE GIVING HEAD SHITE ASS LICKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUGFUCK FAGGOT SHITE DILDO CRAPPY FUCK FUCKHEAD FUCKING PISSHOLE GOD DAMMIT TACO ASSHOLE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT KAFFIR ASSHOLE DOUCHE NAZI I WILL END YOU! DICK CHICKEN FRENCH TICKLER YOU WANKER FUCKER GOOK FUCKTARD DICK PEACEFUL DICKWAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY CUM DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL ARSEBADGERS FUCKSTAIN YOUR MOM NORTH KOREA RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH SEX BASTARD KIKE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CRAPMUNCHER FALSE BENSON ASSRAPING DAMN BASTARD ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUDGEPACKER SON OF A BITCH DICK TITS BEAVER FUCK YOU MARGARET THATCHER HELL ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FOUR-EYES DOM DeLUISE BITCH GANGBANG LIMEY POMMIE GIVING HEAD JERK OFF DAGO OH SHI– DAMN TOSSER SEX JACKASS ABO NIGNOG CHOAD NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK WINDOWS VISTA WALRUS SHIT DAMNATION GIVING HEAD HOMO RAGHEAD DICKFACE RAT'S ASS SHITE KNOBJOCKEY JACKASS FUCK YOU PISSHOLE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ARSE GO HOME AND DIE LET'S SHIT FUCK A DUCK DAMN TAMPONS GARBAGE DAY! COON FUCKTARD MARCH OF FLAMES HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! FUCKTARD ANAL FENCE JUMPER FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY PISS OFF POMMIE SHITFACE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? pen0r DAMN FELCHMONKEY FUCK OFF POLAK RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK MICK FUCKSTAIN SHITE MILF PISSHOLE FUCKTARD KAFFIR PISS DAMMIT ABO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MASTURBATION NIGGER TITS BALLS PEDOPHILIA ASS FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOUCHING PUSSY BEAVER CAMEL JOCKEY SHITHEAD WIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK OFF HADJI JAP HORSE SHIT DYKE SON OF A BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK JENKEM CHOAD KISSER CUNT WANK WANKSPLAT GRASS MUD HORSE FELCHMONKEY CRACKER DICKHEAD suck my mothers BUGGER OFF SLOPE FLAMING ASS BADGER HELL ASSHAT CARPET MUNCHER SHITBALLS LENS CRAFTERS FUCK SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITTYWANK PISS RAGHEAD INBRED FRED PHELPS COCK HELLFIRE HOT GRITS FUCK WANK ASSCRACK COON HENTAI BUGGER OFF FUCK PEARL NECKLACE FIRECROTCH BITCH COLGATE DAMN MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER TRANNY BASTARD CUNTSWILLING WIENER INJUN GREASER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH WANKER AY-AY-AY CHOAD KISSER PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST RECTUM RAIDER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

AUTOFELLATIO CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM INCEST CUNTRAG BASTARD JIZZ AY-AY-AY BORDER HOPPER CUNT COCKSMOKER SHITFUCKER WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSWIPE MARGARET THATCHER GANGBANG WOMEN'S RIGHTS MARGARET THATCHER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DUNE COON SAND NIGGER SHITE FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! REDSKIN FUCK PROLES FUCKBAG CRAPMUNCHER SCROTUM YUKKY DOODY FUCKING CUNT NIGGER WANKER PUNANI SHITE JACKASS ASS WOP CUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HEIL HITLER! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN TITWANK ASSFACE GOBSHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK CLIT FUCKING A SPANK THE MONKEY ASS FASCIST CARPET MUNCHER BUTTFUCKER BALLS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS OFF HORSE PENIS ANUSCAKE BULLSHIT FUCK BUGGER OFF SHIT DICKLICK GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD WANK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the DONGSHOVER and his CUNT of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about POLESMOKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BALL SACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is GOD DAMMIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SCUMBAG subject. If you do not find it funny TITS & DICKS, it is probably because you are an INBRED TOWELHEAD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SUCK MY COCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NECROPHILIA joke loses its humour SPICY CUNT FUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BIGNOSE ignorant, then you wouldn't have CHINK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CRACKER BOLLOCKS DICK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK

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