Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSWIPE neurochemical FUCK disorder URINE-GARGLING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BASTARD, sudden FUCKING A m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or JOHNNY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PAKI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIPPLES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SEMEN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WETBACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN MONKEY SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JOHNNY utterFUCKance of socially JESSE McCARTNEY objectionable words).
ASS Tourette's is ASSHAT not to be PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! confused with SPUNK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BAT FUCK INSANE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random ARSE disorientation, culturally-FEMADOM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTT-HOLE language, GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places KRAUT FLYING RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK OFF souvenir shoppes and massive SAND NIGGER quantities SON OF A BITCH of ANAL DIABETES O KURWA! garbage.
Darnit.
A GOD DAMMIT Polite Note to the MOCCASINS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITSKIN article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIG FOOT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NAZI Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SHITCUNTING Tourrette's sufferers BORDER HOPPER swear. You can LOLLIPOPS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the SHITCUNTING bad side of a terrible DOUCHE thing.
- The main EAT MY SHIT! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITWANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SACRAMENTO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ORGASM knee PEDOPHILIA NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is ASSFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PRICK school for SHITFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANK sufferers to become TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE manically depressed and SMILES commit FUCK YOU suicide.
- There is no JERRY cure, and the ARSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEDOPHILIA tics often have adverse SHITFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SNUFF PORN perodol" which caused my entire TAMPONS body to go SECOND BALLS numb and GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG SHIT it is without the DAMN drug.
I am an active member of a SHITPISSER tourette syndrome DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY PUNCHER the BIGNOSE public view of Tourettes as a "BUTT PIRATE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LOLCAT much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FUCKHEAD sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your FELCHMONKEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CRAPFUCKER this that really WANKER annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKWIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this P'KANG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PORCH MONKEY, and making fun of a BORDER HOPPER horrible disorder is (not) CHIGGER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK A DUCK time.
Best PORCUPINE'S BALLS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.
Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen
P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply
As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?
Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FLYING RAT'S ASS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BASTARD Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BASTARD and IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PIECE OF SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) REDSKIN BAND WITH 4 I RAPE WALRUSES! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSWIPE HORSE! BASTARD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BASTARD'S HOUSE
How SHITHEAD to PENIS ON A BUN cure TAMPON IN MY ASS the PUNANI Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment HELL for PISS Tourette's HOMO Syndrome HITLER is MOZILLA FIREFOX following GRINGO these NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! rules TOWELHEAD in DUMBASS order:
- 1: Avoid ASSHOLE immature P'KANG little FREEDOM OF SPEECH kids,
- 2: Count to ARSE within SOD OFF 10 BAD MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your DAMN CRACKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP nor CUNTYMINTS talk,
- 4: Tell SHIT yourself you CRAP ON A STICK don't SHITHEAD have 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT this DOG FUCKER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TACO WITH NASTY JACK ABRAMOFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSLINGING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BASTARD last straw GARBAGE DAY!!
I fucking put ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP' my comment at the TOP OF THE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF DUMBASS THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ANUSCAKE offensive. FUCKSTAIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try POOPOO to battle RAT'S ASS'ASSFACE that tight-ass ARSE 17-year-TITTIES—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BITCH it now, but someone said YOU WANKER' DILDO VAGINA'TWISTY VAGINA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BALLS is a laughing SHITHEAD matter. Plus there MALARKY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SPIC Uncyclopedia, there are SHITSLIDE articles TOSSER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CROTCH stuff. So PRICK that means CAMEL JOCKEY stop getting mad at the RAT'S ASS first part too and YOU WANKER talking about the FUCKBAG letter that it's INCEST mocking (what FROG'S FAT ASS letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUGGER hi self FUCKFACE even made a really PISS ARTIST good point. "It's JUMPING JESUS!!! nothing more MOCCASINS from a head nod to a POLACK knee tick". SMEG. Which I'll add PENIS onto YOU WANKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HOMO suffer that LIMEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COLGATE be, because if I were a MARY WHITEHOUSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANK hilarious. If you EARS OF CHRIST Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PENIS ON A BUN be offended, don't read CHOAD the freaking MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE article anyway.
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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BUTTFUCKER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- CUNT CRAPPER
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CUNT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS subject. If you do not find it funny MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKTARD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PISS ARTIST If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SEX joke loses its humour DIPSHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ignorant, then you wouldn't have FELLATIO needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITE PIG CHICKEN FRIES SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE!!!!!I <3 COCK |
