Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST'INBRED'SUITCASE PENIS'FUCK YOU'COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK'YOUR MOM'I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a POO POO BLOWJOB look at the SUGARTITS talk page of this GYPSY article for notes or discussion before PORCH MONKEY editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HOMO neurochemical FUCK disorder COON characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FELLATIO, sudden GREASER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHIGGER or WHITE POWER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DILDO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KIDDY FIDDLER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CONAN O'BRIAN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SMEG utterFUCKance of socially CAMEL JOCKEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

BONG Tourette's is CHIGGER not to be BASTARD confused with DUMBASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAT'S COCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK A DUCK random RUSTY TROMBONE disorientation, culturally-MACACA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, ASS LICKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TAFFY VAGINA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOTHERFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive WOODPECKERSHIT quantities BLUE PENIS! of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMN Polite Note to the CUNT CRAPPER Author:

The BLOWJOB Tourette's CHOAD Research Institute was SHITHEAD founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKFACE article ASSWIPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIECE OF SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BRITNEY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SPUNK Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMMIT swear. You can DAMMIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAT'S COCK TV, for always focusing on the BUGGER bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
• The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'EXTRA LONG PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACK ABRAMOFF knee ASSRAPING NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MOTHERFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING JUMP! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GANGBANG school for ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WHORE sufferers to become BULLSHIT manically depressed and MOCKIE commit HELL suicide.
• There is no JOHNNY cure, and the SHITE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSWIPE tics often have adverse CROTCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna INJUN perodol" which caused my entire WIENER body to go HATE HATE HAT numb and POLAK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FIST FUCK it is without the DIPSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a DUMBASS tourette syndrome DICK CHICKEN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY PUNCHER the PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "MOTHERFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TURD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FROG sorry for TITS & DICKS "hi-jacking" your DILDO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WIKIPEDIA this that really MICK annoys me. I am working towards a SHUT UP, MEG! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YID article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a SMILES horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MONKEY SHIT time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I'LL RAPE YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. COCKSMOKER Regards to Andrew RECTUM RAIDER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! bastard who wrote this article. You can MASTURBATION punch him if you HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONKEY PUNCHER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FELLATIO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FRED PHELPS and CUNNILINGUS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DONKEY PUNCHER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LENS CRAFTERS BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN IT HORSE! FELLATIO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FELLATIO'S HOUSE

How SIGMUND FREUD to CHOAD cure POMMIE the SPUNK Tourette's WANKSPLAT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BAD MOTHERFUCKER for PISS OFF Tourette's ARSE Syndrome TIMBER NIGGER is SUCK MY COCK following FROG these RAT'S ASS rules FUCKSTAIN in GOD DAMMIT order:

• 1: Avoid CONDOMS immature TITWANK little SUGARTITS kids,
• 2: Count to INCEST within SHITFUCKER 10 ASS LICKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKFACE nor LIKE FATHER LIKE SON talk,
• 4: Tell WOODPECKERSHIT yourself you FUCK YOU don't PEEPEE have SPICY CUNT FUCK this JERK OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKTARD WITH NASTY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FELLATIO last straw FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE!

I fucking put FAGGOT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS FASCIST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKFACE the TOP OF CRAPMUNCHER THIS GIVING HEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNTSWILLING offensive. SAMUEL L. JACKSON. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DIPSHIT people who try FROG to battle FUCKING'DICKHEAD that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-SHITBALLS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON it now, but someone said PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS' NIGGER CRAPFUCKER'GRINGO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLUSTER FUCK is a laughing JENKEM matter. Plus there DOUGHNUT PUNCHER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Uncyclopedia, there are BONER articles DYKE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TITMOUSE stuff. So TUBA that means KIKE stop getting mad at the OSTRICH MY ASS first part too and FAG talking about the BOB SAGET letter that it's MOTHERFUCKER mocking (what BLOWJOB letter? I don't even know what KAFFIR the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNNILINGUS hi self PUSSY even made a really STRAWBERRY ASS good point. "It's JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST nothing more SEMEN from a head nod to a STRAWBERRY ASS knee tick". MOZILLA FIREFOX. Which I'll add CONDOMS onto DICKFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't REDSKIN suffer that JACKASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHAV it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CAMEL JOCKEY be, because if I were a LET'S SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANK hilarious. If you EAT MY SHIT! Want facts, go on CLUSTER FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN be offended, don't read FUCKTARD the freaking WINDOWS VISTA article anyway.

PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TWAT JAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUKKAKE PEARL NECKLACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BALL SACK

FIST FUCK WHORE SHITSLIDE MOCCASINS HELLFUCKER FELCHING SHIT KAFFIR DOT HEAD PIECE OF SHIT CLIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TACO ASS TAIWAN DOG FUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BONER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CRAPPY DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BATMAN & ROBIN TWAT BUTT PIRATE FUCKER CUNTSWILLING HELL SECOND BALLS DOM DeLUISE HUEY P. NEWTON WANK DUNE COON GANGBANG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK POOPY RAGHEAD DOUCHEBAG DICKFACE FRIG FENCE JUMPER PAKI COCK DICKFACE BATMAN & ROBIN CUNNILINGUS ASS DAMN ASS FUCKFACE CHOAD KISSER GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKSTAIN SHITTY CROTCH BUTTFUCKER DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE CRAPMUNCHER THONG TASTER BEANER DAMN IT FUCK OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POLAK SHITE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DUMBASS FUCK OFF CUM SHIT ASSHOLE THONG TASTER ANAL SHITFACE SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS SHIT RICK MORANIS FELCHING FUCK OFF SLOPE CUNNILINGUS FUCK GOBSHITE NICARAGUA FAG BULLSHIT EPIDIDYMIS ASS POOPY BITCH DOUCHING SHITFUCKER VAGINA RAT'S COCK FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSCRACK DICKWAD EPIDIDYMIS SHITCOCK COON FRAK CUNT BITCH TURD FEMADOM COON CLIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BLUE PENIS! DILDO BOOBIES FUCKWIT MOCKIE SCROTUM ASSFACE CUNT JACK ABRAMOFF BIG FOOT BLUMPKIN CUNT SUCK MY DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS WOODPECKERSHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE EPIDIDYMIS CUNT HENTAI ASSRAPING TENTACLE RAPE RAT'S COCK BITCH FUCK NUGGET SHITCUNTING BUGGER BITCH LET'S SHIT FLYING FUCK SCROTUM BONG GOD DAMMIT NICARAGUA YOU WANKER SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JUNGLE BUNNY CHAV WIENER BRITNEY FUDGEPACKER JAP PUSSYLICKER DOG SHIT ASS COCKSMOKER ASS JERRY FELLATIO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WILLY WONKA MASTURBATION HELL ARSEBADGERS TWAT TITS & DICKS SHAKOPEE WIENER EPIDIDYMIS NEGRO DILDO PUSSYLICKER FUCKWIT ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER DUMBASS ASSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK DICK DEVELOPERS! SHITHEAD BEANER ASS PEEPEE FUCKING JUMP! SHITE CUM FLYING RAT'S ASS DEVELOPERS! EMO QUEEF FUCKING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITBALLS GOAT DICK FUCK suck my mothers DIPSHIT ASSCRACK JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER WANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT REDSKIN DOUCHE CLUSTER FUCK DARTH VADER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT JACKASS RIGHTS CUNT MICK FUCKWIT BORDER HOPPER GENITALIA TRANNY COON DUMBASS SUGARTITS MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS DYKE FUCKWIT GOBSHITE HELL DICK FOUR-EYES TITWANK SAND NIGGER DICKFACE ASSFACE GOATSE INBRED ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JERRY NEGRO VENEREAL DISEASE JIGGABOO FUCK OFF SAGGY TITS BOYCOTT VIACOM! WIGGER GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN BOOBS BASTARD ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST DAMN TOSSER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CECIL JOHN RHODES PISS OFF KIDDY FIDDLER ASSHAT SHITSLINGING BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSFACE DUMBASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAPE JUNGLE BUNNY TIMBER NIGGER WANK BELLEND SHITFACE ARSEBADGERS SHITBALLS YOU WANKER NIPPLES SHITBALLS WANKER BALLS FUCK OFF NAZI SHITCUNTING DARTH VADER SUITCASE PENIS CROTCH FLYING FUCK FELCHMONKEY SON OF A BITCH THONG TASTER INCEST FUCKFACE FIST FUCK [expletive deleted] SHIT COCK PISS OFF POTTYMOUTH FUCKSTAIN FUCK SHITSLINGING CUM FREEDOM OF SPEECH ASS COON YID BUTT PIRATE BLISTERING BARNACLES CC PLZ FUCKBAG REDNECK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! VENEREAL DISEASE PISS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NIGNOG PICKANINNY WIKIPEDIA ASSWIPE JIZZ CUNNILINGUS RAT'S COCK JAP PUNANI DAMN IT FUDGEPACKER WANK FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT HORSE PENIS WIENER PISS OFF DICKFACE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! JERRY ASSHAT BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU DAGO MARY WHITEHOUSE NICARAGUA CLEVELAND STEAMER SCROTUM FLYING FUCK CUNTYMINTS BITCH BIGNOSE CHRISTHUMPER ASS WETBACK FRAK DICKFACE DILDO FUCKFACE BOB SAGET TWISTY VAGINA NIGGER JACKASS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKTARD ASSHOLE FUCK FUCKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSLINGING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FRAK BEANER POLESMOKER SHITBALLS VAGINA BELLEND PISSHOLE CHING CHONG CHINK DOUCHING VAGINA BOB SAGET TACO JESSE McCARTNEY HELL NIGGER DELICIOUS CAKE DEVELOPERS! BALL SACK EAT MY SHIT! FUCK SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST SOD OFF DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY KIKE GOATSE WIENER CLUSTER FUCK FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT ABO FUCKER DICKFACE SEMEN KIKE PORCH MONKEY CHINK GRAPE PENIS PECKERHEAD WIGGER DUMBASS SHIT BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH PEARL NECKLACE AMERICA ONLINE BUKKAKE BANGKOK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE SCROTUM POMMIE FUCKING NECROPHILIA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FLYING FUCK REDSKIN ASSHAT FUCKER DAMN TIT SPRINKLES BATHING SUIT AREA TOSSER SHIT SHITHEAD BENCH PRESS RAPE CHUFF COCKSTUFFER QUEEF SHIT ORGASM FUCK ASSCRACK ASS BOLLOCKS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LOLLIPOPS FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JENKEM PISS WETBACK DONKEY DICK DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTBUCKET DAMN JIZZ TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCKSUCKER CLEMEN FUCKFACE ASSHOLE CUM HEIL HITLER! JACKASS SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FROG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT BITCH CUNT VAGINA FUCK YOU WINDOWS VISTA ROSIE O'DONNELL BIG FOOT REDSKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE POLAK PENIS BULLSHIT MAMA MIA [EXPLETIVE] CODEINE IS A QUEER FUCK OFF POLACK STEVE BALLMER DAMN IT FROG SPANK THE MONKEY FUDGEPACKER DAMMIT FUCKWIT HONKY HELL CRAPPY JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT JERRY SHIT SOD DIPSHIT NI GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOCCASINS SHITFACE FUCKING SPICY CUNT FUCK BOOBS PRICK WETBACK BALL SACK DAMN BUKKAKE INBRED FEMADOM WANK BUTTFUCKER NAZI FUCKWIT POOPOO KAFFIR CLIT FRENCH TICKLER CUNT FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER SHITPISSER CRACKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK YOU WANKER FRENCH TICKLER FUCK ASSCRACK MONKEY SHIT YOUR MOM MARGARET THATCHER DICK DAMN SHITE SMEG SOD PEDOPHILIA WIENER POLESMOKER DAMN DUMBASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN DYKE FAG AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE BASTARD BOOBS WANK RUSKIE COON PENIS POLAK INVISIBLE! ASS FUCK OFF MASTURBATION WANK WANKSPLAT ORGASM JAP CUNNILINGUS JAP CAUCASIANS SUCK MY COCK FENCE JUMPER FUCKWIT IT'S OVER 9000! FUCK A DUCK DARTH VADER POLAK POLAK MILF ASSCRACK CUNTSWILLING P'KANG HELL TITWANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S ASS SCROTUM BIG FOOT CROTCH TITMOUSE HADJI MONKEY SHIT SCROTUM FRENCH TICKLER FAGGOT COCK BALLS DOG FUCKER NEGRO DOUCHEBAG YOU WANKER DOUCHING CONDOMS MALARKY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAGHEAD RAT'S ASS HOT GRITS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS WIENER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK CHAV FUCKING JUMP! ASSWIPE JUNGLE BUNNY FEWMETS SHITTY ARSE KIKE BITCH PISS OFF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WANKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WETBACK BIRD SHIT NORTH KOREA SUGARTITS CARPET MUNCHER FUCK OFF BELLEND CONAN O'BRIAN BIRD SHIT BUKKAKE ARSE BOOBS CUNTRAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNTBUCKET BASTARD CUNTYMINTS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSRAPING FUCKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICK CHICKEN SHITE BASTARD pen0r KIKE UNICORNS HELL ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS GOBSHITE HOT GRITS DICKLICK TAMPONS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKLICK PISSHOLE BUTT-HOLE FUCK A DUCK FUDGEPACKER SHITFACE SHIT BUGGER OFF BLUMPKIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITSKIN SHITTY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ALF I WILL END YOU! POLESMOKER FEMADOM DAMN BOOBS HELL WOP FLYING FUCK DILDO BLOWJOB PAKI BALL SACK DICKWAD PENIS ON A BUN GOD DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKTARD PRICK BLOWJOB NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD TAFFY RUSKIE DOG FUCKER JIZZ FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS PEARL NECKLACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ANAL DIABETES RUSKIE DUNE COON WIENER NORTH KOREA CLEVELAND STEAMER DOT HEAD ASS LICKER FUCK OFF FUCK YOU HEIL HITLER! NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS BUNG-HOLE WOODPECKERSHIT RAGHEAD FOUR-EYES HELL BUTT PIRATE GENITALIA EMO TITS CHOAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SAND NIGGER and with the ANUSCAKE and his JERRY of girraffes in which TACO while reading about SHITSKIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKTARD

Article written in the style of its subject This article is FUCKING funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its COCK subject. If you do not find it funny COCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED CHIGGER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DICK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NIPPLES joke loses its humour DIPSHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DUNE COON ignorant, then you wouldn't have MONKEY'S UNCLE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BITCH SOD OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS JACKASS SHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK