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For those without COMMUNIST DILDO comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DOT HEAD article about Tourette's syndrome.
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I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.

Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAGHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BORDER HOPPER, sudden PIGFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS or TITTIES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I CAN AFFORD FOOD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIPSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken AY-AY-AY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSCRACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PRICK SCROTUM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MARY WHITEHOUSE utterFUCKance of socially SUCK MY DICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TWAT television programs to address NAZI Tourette's syndrome.

SHITBALLS Tourette's is JERRY not to be GOD DAMN confused with EPIDIDYMIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LOLCAT random ASS disorientation, culturally-HAIL SATAN!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNTSWILLING language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WETBACK ASSHAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SAND NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive BALL SACK quantities ABO of ANAL DIABETES COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A EMO Polite Note to the BEAVER Author:

The THERE IS A CABAL Tourette's DIPSHIT Research Institute was CLUSTER FUCK founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FELCHING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POTTYMOUTH article O KURWA! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RAPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMMIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POMMIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about suck my mothers Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CLEMEN Tourrette's sufferers SPIC swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SACRAMENTO TV, for always focusing on the CHAV bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
  • The main GOD DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POLAK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING knee BOB SAGET NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is MOZILLA FIREFOX no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SCUMBAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for KU KLUX KLAN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKFACE sufferers to become POLACK manically depressed and ANAL commit YOU WANKER suicide.
  • There is no NAZI cure, and the POLAK drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHAT tics often have adverse IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DONGSHOVER perodol" which caused my entire LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD body to go RANDY TRAVIS numb and FUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIGGER it is without the pen0r drug.

I am an active member of a LUV tourette syndrome GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the MONKEY SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHING CHONG CHINK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOG SHIT sorry for CHOAD "hi-jacking" your PEDOPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISSHOLE this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CROTCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKWIT, and making fun of a ASSBANDIT horrible disorder is (not) DAMN IT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TACO time.

Best TOURETTE'S SYNDROME regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CLEMEN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. LOGJAMMER Regards to Andrew FUCKTARD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can CRAP ON A STICK punch him if you PEARL NECKLACE want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEEPEE saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my BEANER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How TITTYWANK to DILDO cure JESSE McCARTNEY the DIPSHIT Tourette's ANUSCAKE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BANGKOK for FRED PHELPS Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Syndrome BELLEND is BUTT PIRATE following BIRD SHIT these BORDER HOPPER rules DIPSHIT in COCK order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK immature HORSE SHIT little AUTOFELLATIO kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITPISSER within FAGGOT 10 SOD OFFseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GENITALIA CHINK CHIGGER nor DICKFACE talk,
  • 4: Tell TIMBER NIGGER yourself you YUKKY DOODY don't RAGHEAD have BITCH this VAGINA disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POLACK WITH NASTY WIENER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BORDER HOPPER last straw ASSHOLE!

I fucking put FEATURED' my comment at the TOP OF THE FEMADOM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BIRD IN THE HOUSE the TOP OF MONKEY BALLS THIS COLGATE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING offensive. MICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING people who try NAZI to battle ASS'CUNT CRAPPER that tight-ass GOD DAMMIT 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find THIS IS SPARTA! it now, but someone said ARSE' SHITE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD'O KURWA! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING IT'S OVER 9000! is a laughing SHITCUNTING matter. Plus there JESSE McCARTNEY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITTIES Uncyclopedia, there are MALARKY articles WIENER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUM stuff. So SHIT that means WANK stop getting mad at the MY COMMUNION WAFER OF first part too and GOD DAMN talking about the GRAPE PENIS letter that it's JACK ABRAMOFF mocking (what CTHULHU FHTAGN letter? I don't even know what HEIL HITLER! the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self SHITTY even made a really AAAAAAAAA! good point. "It's MONKEY'S UNCLE nothing more TESTICLE CHOKE from a head nod to a TOWELHEAD knee tick". JIZZ. Which I'll add FUCK onto BOLLOCKS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMMIT suffer that REDSKIN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FAGGOT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TAMPON IN MY ASS be, because if I were a FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICKFACE hilarious. If you CUNTING ASSCRACK Want facts, go on DONALD RUMSFELD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INJUN be offended, don't read SPIC the freaking PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article anyway.

PENIS ON A STICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKING POMMIE ALF [EXPLETIVE] FUCKTARD EAT MY SHIT! BOOBIES WOP

CUNT PENIS ON A BUN SUGARTITS SLOPE BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER GRINGO CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK JACKASS ORGASM 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 TURD SHITHEAD NIPPLES ASS DICKFACE JOHNNY SHITE FUCK YOU BASTARD FRED PHELPS O KURWA! SHITTY JUNGLE BUNNY ASSCRACK POLACK CONAN O'BRIAN WHORE VAGINA HOLY DUMB FUCK VAGINA FELCHING DAMN CHICKEN SHIT TWAT KAFFIR SHITSLINGING I AM CORNHOLIO! CHINK BUGGER OFF VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKBAG VENEREAL DISEASE WOP TIT DIRT BLOWJOB SHITTY FUCKTARD ASS NAZI ASS FUCKING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU FUCKING A HAIL SATAN! TUBA DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HOSER ASSBANDIT MONKEY SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FEWMETS DAMN IT RONNIE CORBETT DAMN IT ASSHAT BOOBS DOG FUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIENER DOUCHE PENIS ON A BUN BASTARD ASSHOLE FEMADOM RANDY TRAVIS TITS & DICKS CUNTRAG GO HOME AND DIE VAGINA JACKASS MALARKY ANAL DAMMIT SHITFUCKER POOPY JACKASS SHIT FUCKHEAD DICKFACE PISS HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! PIXIES ALEX TREBEK DAMN DICK BOOBS DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS OFF CRACKER SHITFACE GOD DAMN BEANER CUNT PENIS ON A STICK SCUMBAG BULLSHIT GOATSE CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS NIPPLES NAZI DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE LOLCAT CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN IT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PEDOPHILIA CRACKER ASSWIPE INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD SCUMBUCKET PISS OFF WIENER JAP GANGBANG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSFACE FLYING FUCK CUNTSWILLING PRICK JIZZ HELL FRITZ BUGFUCK CUNTBUCKET FUCK MOLDY TITS [EXPLETIVE] BULLSHIT NIPPLES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN IT CONAN O'BRIAN RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER DICKLICK BEANER CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DAGO [EXPLETIVE] AUTOFELLATIO GRIS PISS ARTIST HOSER SHITCOCK DOG SHIT DONKEY DICK CRAP PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF SHIT PRINCE PHILIP HELL YOU WANKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COON RAT'S COCK ASSHAT JOHNNY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DONGSHOVER FUCKER CROTCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD POMMIE LIMEY WANK ASS GOD DAMMIT D'OH CUNNILINGUS CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT ABO ASS GENITALIA FLYING FUCK KIKE PISS BALLS JACKASS DIPSHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JAP FUCKER LET'S SHIT COCK CHIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FAG ASS P'KANG ASSBANDIT I'LL RAPE YOU BLESSED DAMN SAINT NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER MONKEY BALLS SHITHEAD MONKEY SHIT TITTIES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JACKASS NIGGER POLAK FUCK LET'S SHIT WANK COCKGOBLIN KRAUT BUTT-HOLE HADJI DAMN IT DICKLICK ASS CUNT TITWANK FUCKWIT FUCK JOHNNY FUCK YOU SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER DIPSHIT ASSHAT HONKY VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD HORSE PENIS TWAT FELCHMONKEY ARSEBADGERS BUTT-HEAD GIVING HEAD DUNE COON GO HOME AND DIE CUNT CRAPPER SNUFF PORN FUCK OFF BITCH BULLSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMN HELL PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN SHITTY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTT PIRATE MASTURBATION SHITHEAD YOU WANKER BARBRA STREISAND QUEEF VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHE NAZI WHORE FUCK A DUCK PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE ASSFACE SHIT BOB SAGET GIVING HEAD CONDOMS INBRED EPIDIDYMIS ASS DAMN DUMBASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH KRAUT KAFFIR SHITE FUCK WIENER SHITBALLS BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! WANK FUCK FUCKING FUCKER GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKLICK BEAVER FUCKTARD SHITSLIDE FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK BIG FOOT CLEVELAND STEAMER KIKE WANK BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT CANNED QUOTE DONKEY DICK DOG SHIT CUNT SHITFACE GIVING HEAD TUBA BULLSHIT SUGARTITS JACKASS BEAVER CRAPMUNCHER ALEX TREBEK SEMEN BUTTFUCKER WEHATEMARIO TESTICLE CHOKE PUSSY FELCHING SHITCUNTING NAZI NORTH KOREA ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GIVING HEAD CHAV SOD OFF BUTTFUCKER CUNT TITTIES suck my mothers FEMADOM OH SHI– SUCK MY DICK WANK TITWANK FUCKWIT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! SHITFACE HOMO LAKE TITICACA FOUR-EYES YOU WANKER PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKSTAIN VAGINA FUCK BUTT PIRATE ASSHAT COCKSUCKER HONKY SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES CC PLZ SCUMBUCKET FUCK YOU FUCK OFF BELLEND RECTUM RAIDER NIGGER TITS BOOBIES DONKEY DICK BUGGER CHING CHONG CHINK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PIGFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS VAGINA SUCK MY DICK VENEREAL DISEASE BALLS BALLS MARGARET THATCHER JACK OFF BIGNOSE SAGGY TITS SHIT BEANER CRACKER SEMEN BITCH HUMAN RIGHTS BUNG-HOLE SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE NIGGER BUTTFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WIGGER ANAL DIABETES JAP WANK COCKSUCKER FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN SHITE DONKEY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REDSKIN TIT DIRT DICK JACKASS suck my mothers SOD HELL MASTURBATION DICK TITS DOG FUCKER SHITFACE FUCK JOHN ELWAY DICK CHICKEN GRUE RAPE YOGHURT CANNON PISS OFF FUCKER FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY NIPPLES ARSE BIRD SHIT TUBA LET'S SHIT CRAP INBRED CAMEL JOCKEY JAP SON OF A BITCH GOAT DICK ASSFACE SHITTY SHITHEAD BALLS HELL BUTTFUCKER BEANER FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD HELL CRAP BUTTFUCKER PRICK BITCH FUCKSTAIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! YOGHURT CANNON PUSSYLICKER SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH BASTARD HAIL SATAN! FUCKING A ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TWAT BITCH DUMBASS PISS GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH BEANER DESU O CANADA BORDER HOPPER ASS PRICK EMO FUCKTARD ASSHAT SHITBALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S COCK HELL CRAPMUNCHER NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING PISS SPANK THE MONKEY DICKLICK TURD FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CRAPMUNCHER MALARKY QUEEF PENIS ON A STICK SUGARTITS CHAV ASS FUCKER TWAT POOPY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE RAPE REBECCA BLACK FUCKWIT SAGGY TITS OH SHI– GOD DAMN COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK YOU PAKI RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER DICK BELGIUM CUNNILINGUS GANGBANG SON OF A BITCH ASS CHIGGER EMO DESU HONKY DOUCHING RAT'S ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA ANAL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKWIT FAG ASSFACE YID SUGARTITS BITCH PUSSY SHUT UP, MEG! AMERICAN SPELLING BUNG-HOLE HOSER YUKKY DOODY CONDOMS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FLYING FUCK GREASER SHIT RECTUM RAIDER KAFFIR TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITFACE TIT SPRINKLES DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD DUMBASS CUNT CUNTSWILLING TURD BITCH HITLER BITCH CHOLERA IS FUN! DICKLICK ASSWIPE POLESMOKER FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS CLEVELAND STEAMER PUNANI SHITCOCK WEHATEMARIO DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BIRD SHIT PRICK FUCKHEAD DUMBASS VAGINA CLEMEN SUGARTITS [expletive deleted] CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMN FUCKBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARSEBADGERS CHIGGER FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER SHITFACE RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS BOB SAGET DAMN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUKKAKE and with the TAFFY and his SEX of girraffes in which TWISTY VAGINA while reading about WANK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See ASSHAT also

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FUCK YOU Margaret Thatcher! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!

Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)
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This article is FUCK YOU funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PISS subject. If you do not find it funny MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS, it is probably because you are an INBRED BASTARD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKTARD joke loses its humour O CANADA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITFACE ignorant, then you wouldn't have TAMPONS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! NIPPLES BIRD SHIT POLESMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK MY DICK!!!!!I <3 COCK
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