Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCK A DUCK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCK article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOUCHE NAZI neurochemical FUCK disorder PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MICK, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN IT or PAKI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COON way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FROG'S FAT ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ANAL WIKIPEDIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous AUTOFELLATIO utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HAIL SATAN! television programs to address MONKEY SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

POMMIE Tourette's is AMERICA ONLINE not to be ASSHAT confused with SHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random RAGHEAD disorientation, culturally-MONKEY SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUTT PIRATE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AUTOFELLATIO language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EPIDIDYMIS FRENCH TICKLER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ARSE souvenir shoppes and massive BLUE PENIS! quantities BONER of ANAL DIABETES MALARKY garbage.

Darnit.

A SUCK MY DICK Polite Note to the DICK Author:

The PUNANI Tourette's SHITFUCKER Research Institute was DAMN IT founded to [expletive deleted].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SPIC article DOUCHEBAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PUNANI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HEIL HITLER! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITS & DICKS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JOHN ELWAY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GOBSHITE Tourrette's sufferers CLIT swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELL TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
  • The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSRAPING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TITTYWANK knee [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is YOU WANKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at VENEREAL DISEASE school for TITS & DICKS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become ASSHOLE manically depressed and JACK ABRAMOFF commit SHITHEAD suicide.
  • There is no ARSE cure, and the COCKSUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the INBRED tics often have adverse CUNTSWILLING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TOWELHEAD perodol" which caused my entire lowercase body to go MARY WHITEHOUSE numb and NI basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKER it is without the BLISTERING BARNACLES drug.

I am an active member of a POLACK tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FEMADOM the DICKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "ASS LICKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TOWELHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLCRAP sorry for FUCKTARD "hi-jacking" your DILDO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD this that really ASSFACE annoys me. I am working towards a CAPTAIN CRUNCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and making fun of a TACO horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING A funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PENIS time.

Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DUMBASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. GOD BLESS AMERICA Regards to Andrew TOSSER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The FUCKSTAIN bastard who wrote this article. You can NIPPLES punch him if you DICK CHICKEN want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKER saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my SPIC intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCKTARD to TOURETTE'S IS FUN cure HONKY the BEANER Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BALLS for ASSWIPE Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome FUCKHEAD is NIGGER following CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A these HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS rules GO HOME AND DIE in BRUSH MA TEETH order:

  • 1: Avoid MICK immature POLESMOKER little GOD DAMN kids,
  • 2: Count to ARSE within BOYCOTT VIACOM! 10 JACKASS SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DAMN PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD nor MASTURBATION talk,
  • 4: Tell WIENER yourself you SHITSLINGING don't DICKWAD have FAGGOT this COON disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PROXY SITES WITH NASTY HUEY P. NEWTON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MONKEY BALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS JERK OFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKSTAIN TAMPON IN MY ASS GOOK JUNGLE BUNNY DICKLICK SHITBALLS

ASS RECTUM RAIDER TOWELHEAD GUMDROPS NORTH KOREA PECKERHEAD TOWELHEAD SPUNK TITS FUCK CUNT TOTAL CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY BEAVER NIGGER HELL ARSEBADGERS DICKHEAD DILDO FASHION BUG INCEST SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FUCK PENIS SHAKOPEE ASS FASCIST ARSE SHITE BONER DICKFACE COCKSHITTER BRITNEY FUCKFACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TENTACLE RAPE SCUMBAG GOD DAMN BOON PRICK BEAVER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL pen0r FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I WILL END YOU! DICKFACE LET'S SHIT DUMBASS PENIS ON A STICK SHITTY MACACA BIBLE BASHER FREEDOM OF SPEECH pen0r BRITNEY SEX DIPSHIT CLEMEN SHIT INJUN TIT SPRINKLES CHICKEN FRIES FUCKWIT BALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER FASHION BUG GOD DAMN MILF GOD DAMN PISS WANK ORGASM SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER LOGJAMMER BUTTFUCKER JOHN ELWAY CLEMEN YOU WANKER FUCKFACE PIGFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK FLAMEVIPER COCKSHITTER PAKI BUGGER BEAVER RONNIE CORBETT NIHILISM POOPOO FUCKWIT DOODIE HEAD BUKKAKE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MARGARET THATCHER JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH DICKWAD BALLS MOCKIE ASSWIPE PISS CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS SCUMBAG FUCKTARD HELL PAKI TRANNY FLAMING ASS BADGER FROG FUCK ABO CLEMEN FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DIPSHIT NEGRO CRAPPY FUCKTARD FUCKTARD NORTH KOREA FUCK FRENCH TICKLER PISS ARTIST NAZI JESSE McCARTNEY MAMA MIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON JUNGLE BUNNY DONALD RUMSFELD WALRUS SHIT FLYING FUCK DICK HELL BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! ASSWIPE SEX ASSWIPE DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE CHOAD KISSER ANAL DIABETES CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER SHITBALLS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GARBAGE DAY! PUNANI DICK TITS FROG'S FAT ASS BUGFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE GOOK SHITSKIN SHITCOCK POOPOO MOTHERFUCKER FUCK [EXPLETIVE] SHITTY SON OF A BITCH DAMN HEAVEN SEX I RAPE WALRUSES! JACK OFF SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING BONER TIMBER NIGGER SHIT DOUCHE NAZI MOTHERFUCKER TACO BUKKAKE BOOBS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN WHORE SMEG ASS WANKSPLAT JACKASS SHIT BUKKAKE GENITALIA FUCK OFF JOHNNY BALL SACK NIGGER COCKSUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TAMPONS DAMMIT ASSCRACK INJUN CANNED QUOTE VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN RAT'S ASS TESTICLE CHOKE SUCK A BIG DICK DOUCHING NIPPLES MOCKIE FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MARY WHITEHOUSE BEAVER DICKHEAD WANK BEANER ASSHOLE HONKY DICK CHICKEN ANUSCAKE BIGNOSE COCK HELL RAT'S COCK BALLS WIGGER SHIT LIKE A HORSE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ASS CROTCH COCKSMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS POLACK ASSFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS LENS CRAFTERS ASSHAT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK FIST FUCK SLOPE HOT GRITS BUKKAKE MALARKY CUNT CUNTBUCKET BALL SACK FUCKER ARSE OH SHI– EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD LET'S SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP CLEMEN NAZI I WILL END YOU! RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK FUCKING FUCK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE CAMEL FUCKER PISS OFF DOT HEAD CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY FUCK SUGARTITS YID JERRY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INJUN BULLCRAP PISSHOLE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE YOU WANKER TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN BUGGER ASS SHIT FELLATIO FUCK OFF BUGFUCK YUKKY DOODY TRANNY TITWANK JOHNNY BASTARD NIGGER ASS COCKSHITTER BATHING SUIT AREA CHICKEN SHIT TITTYWANK SHITBALLS EMO DOG FUCKER HONKY SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE WOODPECKERSHIT P'KANG BUKKAKE BITCH GOD DAMMIT FROG DOUCHING PISS OFF BOOBIES TOSSER TWAT FROG ASSRAPING AUTOFELLATIO CUNTRAG FUCK FRIG I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAT'S ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WIGGER POLACK DAMN CUNT ASS FUCK OFF DOUCHE WOODPECKERSHIT BATHING SUIT AREA DUMBASS SHITBALLS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAT'S COCK FELLATIO CROTCH HONKY CRACKER SHITFACE PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD BOOBS SOD DOUCHE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITCOCK YID PUSSYLICKER PISS OFF DYKE JACK ABRAMOFF LAKE TITICACA CLEMEN ORGASM FLYING RAT'S ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS ON A BUN [expletive deleted] PRICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT DICKFACE JOHN ELWAY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BALLS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CAMEL FUCKER SHITSLINGING GRIS GOD DAMMIT HOT GRITS SPUNK SHITSLINGING FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE FAGGOT INCEST FAG SMEG VAGINA CRAPFUCKER GIVING HEAD YUKKY DOODY BASTARD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BOOBS IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU CHAV RAGHEAD INBRED BLOWJOB BITCH SIGMUND FREUD BASTARD BONG FUCK OFF WANK SUCK A BIG DICK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! MALARKY NEGRO NIGNOG ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITSKIN HELL BLUE PENIS! AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING CUNTYMINTS BITCH JENKEM TITTIES CRAPFUCKER WANKER HELLFIRE PORCUPINE'S BALLS BALL SACK 666 CHICKEN SHIT PUSSYLICKER FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS FRITZ JUSTIN BIEBER HORSE SHIT SHITE SLOPE POLESMOKER KRAUT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CC PLZ WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTYMINTS BOOBS SHITE PRICK DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SEX MOLDY TITS HONKY BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOOBIES NEGRO SUCK MY DICK NAZI SHITSLINGING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TIMBER NIGGER PEEPEE FUCKWIT BALL SACK DOUCHEBAG FAGGOT DOUCHING INBRED GREASER JOHNNY FUCK YOU BALL SACK YOU WANKER LOLCAT BUTT PIRATE BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH INCEST SHITHEAD TITS PUSSY REDSKIN RAPE SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER DILDO JIGGABOO CUNNILINGUS BUGFUCK ANAL DIABETES ASSHOLE MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN FIRECROTCH PUSSY TITMOUSE CLUSTER FUCK DAMN IT PISS DAMMIT JACK OFF FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE NIGNOG SHITTY YOU WANKER DIPSHIT CONDOMS FUCK BIG FOOT DICKHEAD STEVE BALLMER TITS FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS ASSHAT FUCK NUGGET PENIS FUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK SHIT SOD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITTYWANK FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HORSE SHIT TIMBER NIGGER DICKFACE THIS IS SPARTA! BOYCOTT VIACOM! BOOBIES HELL FALSE BENSON FAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS YUKKY DOODY POOPY DIRTY SANCHEZ JACKASS CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER INBRED ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI NEGRO WIGGER GOAT DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK PORCH MONKEY EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK SHITCUNTING PISS ASSCRACK BOOBS NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS SPUNK ASSCRACK FUCK HELL RANDY TRAVIS CONDOMS PRICK DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH ASS FASCIST CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER SON OF A BITCH RIGHTS BITCH BULLSHIT WIGGER NICARAGUA BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER PISS ARTIST ANAL FUCKING DOUCHING JENKEM DUNE COON PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DARTH VADER ASS FUCK RAT'S COCK CUNT D'OH CRAPMUNCHER PUSSY BALLS WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN SHIT DOUCHING SOD OFF CAMEL JOCKEY NIPPLES NIGGER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LENS CRAFTERS and with the DICKFACE and his HOMO of girraffes in which ASSWIPE while reading about ASSCRACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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