Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder YUKKY DOODY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITE, sudden BELLEND m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HI, BILLY MAYS HERE or NEOPETS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BENCH PRESS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTT PIRATE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHING CHONG CHINK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING JUMP! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUCHING utterFUCKance of socially SCRATCH! GROUNDER! objectionable words).
NIGGER Tourette's is OLD CHRIST OF A not to be FUCK confused with TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BULLSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COMMUNIST DILDO random YOU WANKER disorientation, culturally-SHITBALLS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKING A outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DARTH VADER language, SEX and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POLACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHETITS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKTARD quantities FUCKFACE of ANAL DIABETES DOUCHE NAZI garbage.
Darnit.
A PENIS Polite Note to the JUSTIN BIEBER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOBSHITE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article POTTYMOUTH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BLISTERING BARNACLES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WIKIPEDIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about STEVE BALLMER Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers JERK OFF swear. You can HELL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS LICKER TV, for always focusing on the FELCHING bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
- The main LET'S SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DYKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANKSPLAT knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GUMDROPS school for VAGINA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TITS sufferers to become MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! manically depressed and COON commit PIECE OF SHIT suicide.
- There is no FUCKING A cure, and the POMMIE drugs that are available to, "calm" the AUTOFELLATIO tics often have adverse HI, BILLY MAYS HERE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DIPSHIT perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING FUCKFUCKER body to go FUCKTARD numb and TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than EMO it is without the MONKEY BALLS drug.
I am an active member of a JIZZ tourette syndrome DOG FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITFACE the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP public view of Tourettes as a "IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am SHITPISSER sorry for SHITSLINGING "hi-jacking" your MONKEY SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EMO this that really CUNT CRAPPER annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PENISBIRD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POTTYMOUTH, and making fun of a CHOAD KISSER horrible disorder is (not) COCK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITSLINGING time.
Best PUSSY regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “PENIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply
As AAAAAAAAA! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CULT OF THE DEAD COW in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.
Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen
P.S. COCKSHITTER Regards to Andrew CLUSTER FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply
As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?
Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my WANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are PIG and ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) POLAK BAND WITH 4 CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLEMEN HORSE! SHITE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITE'S HOUSE
How BOON to FUDGEPACKER cure GOD DAMMIT the GOOK Tourette's PISSHOLE Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FUCKWIT for GOD DAMN Tourette's MOLDY TITS Syndrome DOUCHETITS is MOCCASINS following HELL these NIPPLES rules ASSCRACK in [Insert silly non-swear here] order:
- 1: Avoid JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK immature SHIT little SUGARTITS kids,
- 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within ASS 10 IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
seconds,
- 3: Do not open your FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK nor BIRD IN THE HOUSE talk,
- 4: Tell DUNE COON yourself you ABO don't FUCK have EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG this BOOBS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY SACRAMENTO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITE last straw JAP!
I fucking put FUCKFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE BASTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITSLINGING the TOP OF DONGSHOVER THIS [expletive deleted] ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JAP offensive. WOP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! people who try FUCK A DUCK to battle PISS'CAPTAIN CRUNCH that tight-ass BASTARD 17-year-SNUFF PORN—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find YOU WANKER it now, but someone said SPUNK' DAMN SAGGY TITS'NIGGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing SHITHEAD matter. Plus there PIECE OF SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUTTFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKFACE articles FUCKING A about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So ASS that means ASSFACE stop getting mad at the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT first part too and PENISFUCK talking about the PIG letter that it's EPIDIDYMIS mocking (what MOCCASINS letter? I don't even know what MONKEY SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian CRAPFUCKER hi self DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! even made a really JACKASS good point. "It's PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a NECROPHILIA knee tick". SHITTING DICK NIPPLES. Which I'll add NAZI onto DICKFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't INCEST suffer that SHITPISSER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRAP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SEMEN be, because if I were a PIG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HONKY hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on FLYING RAT'S ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE be offended, don't read SON OF A BITCH the freaking TWISTY VAGINA article anyway.
GOOK GOD DAMMIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOG SHIT FENCE JUMPER JESSE McCARTNEY RUSTY TROMBONE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BRUSH MA TEETH PISS ARTIST
MONKEY'S UNCLE THONG TASTER GOOK URINE-GARGLING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S ASS JIZZ DUNE COON PUSSYLICKER HELL ASSFACE CONAN O'BRIAN SHITHEAD FUCKBAG DOM DeLUISE BOOBS 666 DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOCCASINS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSHOLE GOD DAMN DAMN IT CUNTRAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WALRUS SHIT ASS BATHING SUIT AREA DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF HONKY BEAVER HELL COCKSUCKER SHITSLINGING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICK CHICKEN BONER HELL JUMPING JESUS!!! CAMEL JOCKEY FROG CUM JACKASS JERK OFF BLUE PENIS! ASSBANDIT SHAKOPEE JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSRAMMER JAP NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FLYING RAT'S ASS KAFFIR VAGINA TITS & DICKS CHRISTHUMPER MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK P'KANG BASTARD SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD TWAT BUGFUCK CAMEL FUCKER RAPE FUCKSTAIN ASS JERRY MARCH OF FLAMES PENISBIRD GOD DAMN QUEEF SHIT SHITE CROTCH JACKASS SHITPISSER COON POLACK BALL SACK I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKTARD FELCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITCOCK JACKASS SHIT FUCK YOU PAKI GOD DAMMIT ORGASM BULLCRAP TAMPONS TITS & DICKS NIGGER GIVING HEAD PISS OFF ASSWIPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANK TOTAL MALL SANTA FUCK OFF TITTIES CHING CHONG CHINK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PRICK PRICK YOU WANKER ASS CUNT WANK HELL GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SOD OFF DAGO SHITHEAD RECTUM RAIDER ASSRAPING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POLACK FUCKWIT P'KANG TITS MOCCASINS ANAL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE FUCKTARD FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN FAG HELL TITS ASS RAT'S COCK FUCK CRAP SHIT DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD RUSKIE GOD DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RAT'S COCK MONKEY SHIT REDSKIN DUNE COON ASSCRACK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA BALL SACK DAMN ASS FASCIST CROTCH WANKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PUNANI ASSWIPE BLOWJOB MAMA MIA SCROTUM FUCK YOU DICKFACE POOPY CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITTY MICK BANGKOK BLUMPKIN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK NIHILISM I CAN AFFORD FOOD DICK BIG FOOT BIGNOSE DIRTY SANCHEZ INBRED ASS TIT SPRINKLES DONKEY PUNCHER NI MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN BULLCRAP PENIS ON A BUN POLACK MONKEY BALLS D'OH WIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DARTH VADER BOOBS BOOBIES BOOBS DAMN IT WHORE FRAK HO DUMBASS PISS ARTIST CHINK SHIT REDSKIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HOMO NICARAGUA DAMN DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE WANKER PIECE OF SHIT TOWELHEAD STEVE BALLMER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE suck my mothers COCKSMOKER GRAPE PENIS SMEG MALARKY CLUSTER FUCK FUCKTARD BUGFUCK ASSCRACK CRACKER DAMN IT COCKSUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INBRED BUTTFUCKER LAKE TITICACA PEARL NECKLACE FUCK CLEMEN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL AUTOFELLATIO INJUN CHOAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SOD OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN IT BUGGER WANK DICKFACE DAMN FUCKFACE BIG FOOT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN PAKI YID FUCKTARD BELGIUM TITS TWAT TOWELHEAD SEX CROTCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON KIKE JIZZ TONY LA RUSSA PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE THONG TASTER ASSFACE FUCKFACE FELCHMONKEY PUNANI BITCH SHITE FROG RECTUM RAIDER BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PRICK BLUE PENIS! PRICK BIRD SHIT INBRED FUCK OFF HITLER CHIGGER SHITSLINGING JESSE McCARTNEY SHITE CRAP ON A STICK WANK WIENER FASHION BUG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOUCHE COCKSMOKER DICK CHICKEN TITMOUSE KRAUT SCROTUM PISS ARTIST VENEREAL DISEASE YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE BLUMPKIN BUKKAKE BUGFUCK TITTYWANK CUM MOTHERFUCKER POLAK PENISBIRD PENIS ON A STICK WANK ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK NIPPLES SHITSKIN NIGGER WANK MOLDY TITS AUTOFELLATIO FROG BITCH ASS DAGO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CAPTAIN CRUNCH RECTUM RAIDER ASSHAT SHITHEAD ARSE ASSHOLE I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY DICKWAD CLUSTER FUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCKER RAT'S COCK SPUNK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK YOU PISS SON OF A BITCH BITCH RAGHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS HADJI STRAWBERRY ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK DAGO CUNT FUCK CHUFF BUTTFUCKER ANAL HELLFIRE QUEEF COON ASSRAMMER INBRED PENIS TWAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHOAD BUTT PIRATE PEARL NECKLACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GANGBANG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BOOBS HOMO FLYING FUCK BUGFUCK DUNE COON ASS FASCIST FUCKER JERRY NAZI ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT HO ASSWIPE FUCK A DUCK ASSCRACK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ORGASM SPUNK SEMEN CUNT ASS DAMN IT FUCKHEAD FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE BOB SAGET BUKKAKE CONDOMS CLEMEN FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE DUMBASS SHIT FELCHMONKEY SHIT KRAUT CHUFF FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS FUCKWIT HORSE SHIT TOSSER CLUSTER FUCK SHAKOPEE ORGASM INCEST DAMN KIKE PAKI BALL SACK TRANNY GOD DAMN BITCH SOD OFF PISS MOCCASINS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU MAMA MIA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNT BULLSHIT GREASER ALEX TREBEK SEMEN suck my mothers JAP CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHAT HELL NIGGER BONER FUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN TITS [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCKSTAIN WANKER DAGO BIGNOSE CANDY BASTARD FUCK FUCK YOU JERK OFF PRICK MALL SANTA SHITSLINGING HITLER YID BITCH ANUSCAKE BUTT PIRATE CAMEL JOCKEY MILF REDNECK FUCKWIT FASHION BUG SPUNK RAT'S COCK SCROTUM GOD DAMN TURD PISS ARTIST FUCKING PENIS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUNG-HOLE FUCK ASS LICKER WANK ASS SHITE FUCKING BALL SACK CHALICE YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE GRAPE PENIS CRAP ARSE REBECCA BLACK ASS SHITE DICKWAD SHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES BASTARD FUCK MICK HITLER SHIT [Insert swear here] BITCH MOCKIE SUCK MY COCK FUCKSTAIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUGFUCK FENCE JUMPER WIGGER TONY LA RUSSA CHING CHONG CHINK ASS FELCHING DONGSHOVER [EXPLETIVE] HELL ASS CONAN O'BRIAN DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL RAT'S ASS PISS ASSRAPING DOUCHING DYKE WANKER MASTURBATION ASSHOLE FAGGOT FRED PHELPS BOLLOCKS HENTAI BITCH NIGNOG FROG BIG FOOT SHITFUCKER SPUNK FUCKTARD HITLER SHIT FUCKER RAT'S COCK SHITSKIN CHOAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SACRED FIST FUCK STEVE BALLMER POO POO BLOWJOB YOU WANKER FUCKFACE BOB SAGET WANK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 TRANNY POO POO BLOWJOB HITLER ORGASM BITCH FRIG DAGO HOMO YOU WANKER GRINGO DOG SHIT FUCKING A NAZI ASS BUKKAKE GOD DAMN JAP JIZZ SHAKOPEE CUNT BUGGER OFF FUCKHEAD FENCE JUMPER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING A HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAGO ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU HELL BUGFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE CC PLZ NECROPHILIA WANK RUSKIE SHITFACE PIG JACK OFF FRIG BUKKAKE FUCKWIT TAMPONS LENS CRAFTERS CUNT WINDOWS VISTA HITLER WOP MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT SEX HELL PISS SHITFUCKER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PASTURE CRAP INJUN THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! BASTARD BONER ASSHOLE FUDGEPACKER BITCH PEDOPHILIA DAMN WALRUS SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RUSTY TROMBONE DILDO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT FUCKHEAD ASS NEGRO VAGINA INBRED SEMEN STUB FELLATIO YOGHURT CANNON POOPY CHIGGER JACK OFF MASTURBATION INCEST CLEVELAND STEAMER FELCHING BITCH SUCK MY DICK FAG NIGGER RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST TWAT NIPPLES TITMOUSE BOB SAGET JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TITWANK COON POOPY COON JACK OFF TAMPONS MOLDY TITS SHITE DARTH VADER PUSSY BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER BULLSHIT CRACKER HONKY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PEARL NECKLACE HOSER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHOLE BIRD SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANK RIVER CRABS SUCK BEAVER MARGARET THATCHER CROTCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP BANGKOK suck my mothers SCUMBAG FUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! BLOWJOB HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COLGATE O KURWA! SUCK MY COCK JACK ABRAMOFF CHINK CRAPMUNCHER DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE SHITCUNTING POMMIE BOYCOTT VIACOM! DOUCHEBAG SHITE HOT GRITS NECROPHILIA BASTARD DOUCHING BOOBIES BAT FUCK INSANE SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITCOCK MICK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD TURD CUNNILINGUS BIRD SHIT COCKSHITTER NICARAGUA SHIT SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS DOG SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MILF FLYING RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHOAD FUCK HELL PEARL NECKLACE DUMBASS EAT MY SHIT! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FASHION BUG NIGGER TITS 666 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FLYING FUCK DUMBASS PISS CUM NEGRO FUCK OFF BOOBS MACACA PISS ARTIST SHIT NIPPLES FLAMING ASS BADGER SIGMUND FREUD CHINK WOP HELL HADJI ASSWIPE SHITE FUCKFACE URINE-GARGLING BRITAIN CUNT DOG FUCKER SHITTY PUNANI DOM DeLUISE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITE INBRED HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING A CUNTYMINTS WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN CRAP ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BANGKOK PIECE OF SHIT ARSE GOD DAMN JACK OFF INCEST FUCKSTAIN GRINGO FUDGEPACKER RAT'S ASS SLOPE BASTARD NECROPHILIA TAFFY OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING FUCK DAMN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS COCK TURD CHICKEN FRIES SHITCOCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! COCKGOBLIN FUCKWIT HELL NIPPLES ASSRAPING FUCK JACKASS SLOPE DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN JAP JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DUMBASS FUCKING FUCK YOU COCK CRAP ON A STICK VAGINA FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO NIGNOG CUNTYMINTS CUM CRAPMUNCHER TWAT DAMN IT JESSE McCARTNEY WIENER BEANER ASSCRACK FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK BONER FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK SHITBALLS MASTURBATION FUCK [Insert swear here] KRAUT CHENEY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU TIMBER NIGGER DOUCHEBAG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKBAG NEGRO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CHING CHONG CHINK MOLDY TITS CRAPMUNCHER ASS SCUMBAG GANGBANG [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] INCEST BRUSH MA TEETH BULLCRAP PISS OFF ASSWIPE TITS LOLCAT FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BULLSHIT JERRY NECROPHILIA suck my mothers WIENER KAFFIR ARSE FRAK DILDO ASSFACE WETBACK BULLCRAP SHAKOPEE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIPSHIT ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE IN SACREMENT CRACKER FUCKHEAD VAGINA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS OFF FUCKER BONER RUSKIE GOATSE NICARAGUA BOOBIES DICKFACE ASSBANDIT ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT RUSKIE SEX LICK PUSSY LIMEY [Insert stupid word you just made up here] HELL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GYPSY SHITE BLUMPKIN CHRISTHUMPER FRITZ BALL SACK FUCK ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF RAPE SACRAMENTO JOHNNY CUNT FOUR-EYES BITCH FUCKING A SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN BUTT PIRATE PISS OFF JOHNNY CHING CHONG CHINK MOLDY TITS TOSSER POMMIE FUCKSTAIN DAMN DONGSHOVER BLOWJOB BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD BUTT PIRATE DOG SHIT JACKASS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS MICK BORDER HOPPER DOM DeLUISE SHITFACE LAKE TITICACA NECROPHILIA BULLCRAP RAPE POLACK JAP WANKSPLAT BUTT-HEAD ASSHAT CUNTRAG SHIT BALL SACK ARSE DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TAFFY PEDOPHILIA MICK GENITALIA [EXPLETIVE] POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN IT DIPSHIT CUNT FUCK HAIL SATAN! AUTOFELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS FAGGOT RAGHEAD ASSHOLE ASS ASSFACE ROSES BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS DAMN WALRUS SHIT WIKIPEDIA BIRD SHIT SEMPRINI ASSHAT FUCK OFF FUCK PICKANINNY DUMBASS PISS OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FASHION BUG [expletive deleted] CHOAD KISSER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GREASER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCKGOBLIN BLOWJOB ASSFACE [Insert swear here] ASSFACE FUCK WIENER PUSSY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FEMADOM CUNTYMINTS ASS YOU WANKER DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKFACE JERRY SEX JUNGLE BUNNY CHINK ABO DICKLICK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN CHENEY EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG O CANADA HELL GOD DAMMIT HELL HO FLYING FUCK PEDOPHILIA TOWELHEAD DAMN FUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CLIT CLEVELAND STEAMER LET'S SHIT DICK SHITSLIDE TWAT DOG SHIT TIMBER NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA PISS DICK TITS ASSHOLE NIPPLES FUCKER SHITTY DONKEY PUNCHER PISS SEX FUCKING BLUMPKIN PRICK MONKEY BALLS CHUFF BLUMPKIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SLOPE KAFFIR TITWANK JACKASS SHIT TWAT DICK TITS CUM ASS FUCK NUGGET MARGARET THATCHER SPANK THE MONKEY EUROIPODS WANK OH SHI– KRAUT WIENER KIKE JOHN ELWAY COON TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON SEX DAMN NAZI SHITFACE NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO FELCHMONKEY WETBACK SHITFACE SHITCUNTING DICKWAD TAFFY THERE IS A CABAL WANK DONALD RUMSFELD CRACKER ASS FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive JACKASS SHIT and with the GOD DAMN and his BONER of girraffes in which SHITE while reading about SHITFACE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See SUCK A BIG DICK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- POMMIE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is GOBSHITE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BEANER subject. If you do not find it funny INBRED, it is probably because you are an INBRED PAKI ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CUNT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JIGGABOO joke loses its humour DAMN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PRICK ignorant, then you wouldn't have JACKASS SHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSHOLE MICK NIGGER TITS TITMOUSE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK |
