Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SCROTUM'CHAV'PENIS ON A STICK'RAPE'FUCKING A'BANGKOK'HAIL SATAN! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCK look at the SHITHEAD talk page of this DIRTY SANCHEZ article for notes or discussion before DUNE COON editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WOODPECKERSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder HOT GRITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PUSSY, sudden BUGGER OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOZILLA FIREFOX or FRIG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HOLY DUMB FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ARSE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BIBLE BASHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITTY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAGO STEVE BALLMER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHAT utterFUCKance of socially [expletive deleted] objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELL television programs to address RAT'S COCK Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is FUCK not to be DELICIOUS CAKE confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AUTOFELLATIO random SHITFACE disorientation, culturally-JAP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHOAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MILF language, PUSSY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places THONG TASTER POLACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! souvenir shoppes and massive DICKHEAD quantities DARTH VADER of ANAL DIABETES DAGO garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Author:

The FELLATIO Tourette's GREASER Research Institute was MARGARET THATCHER founded to ASSFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN IT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LOGJAMMER article MALARKY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCKSHITTER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YID changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WETBACK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can [Insert yet another person's name here] blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRENCH TICKLER TV, for always focusing on the MONKEY SHIT bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
• The main FENCE JUMPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DARTH VADER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIGGER knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSHOLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITSLINGING school for SHITCOCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK NUGGET sufferers to become TITWANK manically depressed and INBRED commit HELL suicide.
• There is no ASSFACE cure, and the WOODPECKERSHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKFACE tics often have adverse FUCKHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna VENEREAL DISEASE perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go PISS numb and PISS OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than RAT'S COCK it is without the LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS drug.

I am an active member of a FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS tourette syndrome DUNE COON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GRIS the DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "EXTRA LONG PENIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is REDSKIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WOODPECKERSHIT sorry for DONGSHOVER "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WARNER MUSIC GROUP this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a PISS ARTIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DUMBASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHOLE, and making fun of a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS horrible disorder is (not) FUCKSTAIN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SPICY CUNT FUCK time.

Best FLYING RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA SUCKS countries. When showing IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. BELGIUM Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The ASSFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you FUCKER want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HOSER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my JOHN ELWAY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PUSSY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACKASS and FIST FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WIENER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! PUSSY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PUSSY'S HOUSE

How WIENER to ASSWIPE cure BITCH the DUNE COON Tourette's BIGNOSE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for DOUCHING Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome CHICKEN SHIT is SHITTY following JACK OFF these 30 CASES OF PICKLES rules COCKSHITTER in CLIT order:

• 1: Avoid TWAT immature LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS little ASSWIPE kids,
• 2: Count to FRITZ within FLOWERS 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT BEAVER nor AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS talk,
• 4: Tell PISS yourself you CRAPFUCKER don't FUCKTARD have DONKEY DICK this I RAPE WALRUSES! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WITH NASTY CHICKEN SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PUSSY last straw BALL SACK!

I fucking put TITTIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMMIT the TOP OF DAMN THIS GOAT DICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FROG'S FAT ASS offensive. SHITFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FRENCH TICKLER people who try DICK to battle SHIT'ALEX TREBEK that tight-ass FUCKBAG 17-year-SON OF A BITCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HONKY it now, but someone said TACO' HADJI NIGGER'CONAN O'BRIAN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE is a laughing JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE matter. Plus there MARGARET THATCHER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCKSTUFFER Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles BONG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK OFF stuff. So WOP that means PENIS ON A BUN stop getting mad at the SHITFUCKER first part too and DUMBASS talking about the FUCKHEAD letter that it's FUCKTARD mocking (what HELL letter? I don't even know what GREASER the heck you're talking about). Adrian NAZI hi self SOD OFF even made a really TANK MAN good point. "It's CHRISTHUMPER nothing more DICKHEAD from a head nod to a PISS OFF knee tick". COON. Which I'll add TITS onto FUCKFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUKKAKE suffer that PEARL NECKLACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BONER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a TITTIES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITMOUSE hilarious. If you NIGGER TITS Want facts, go on MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT be offended, don't read COCK the freaking SEMEN article anyway.

PEARL NECKLACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TITS & DICKS HAIL SATAN! DICKFACE CUNT FUCKSTAIN PUNANI SHITBALLS CUNT

HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE DOG FUCKER FUCKING GO COUNT YOUR DICK KNOBJOCKEY FUCK CHOAD NORTH KOREA DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NICARAGUA ANAL MACACA SHITFUCKER TACO FEMADOM ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GOD DAMN BITCH CUNT DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT TIT SPRINKLES ART METAL PRODUCTS FU SPANG RAT'S ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOBSHITE GIVING HEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ANUSCAKE FEMADOM DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BEANER SHIT FUCKING MACACA NECROPHILIA BUNG-HOLE GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SMEG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRITZ GREASER WANKER BOOBS PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BEAVER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHAV ASS ANAL FELCHMONKEY SHIT PAKI FAGGOT HELL DIPSHIT [Insert swear here] GRAPE PENIS SHITFUCKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! COCK TOWELHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA CRAPMUNCHER RUSKIE SWIMMING POOL FROG'S FAT ASS CUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLACK POO POO BLOWJOB RAGHEAD BULLSHIT FUCK OFF PRICK RECTUM RAIDER CUNNILINGUS CARPET MUNCHER PISS COON FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! SHIT RAT'S ASS NIGNOG PISS ARTIST FUCK FLYING FUCK GOOK GOBSHITE DILDO ALF SHITFUCKER AY-AY-AY BUGGER OFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POLAK INCEST DAMN KAFFIR BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOCCASINS GOD DAMN FAGGOT SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE KRAUT SHITTY SHITE DICKLICK INCEST PISS OFF BULLSHIT BASTARD ASS PRICK ASS FRED PHELPS NIGGER SHITSLIDE CROTCH FUCKTARD BEAVER PISS OFF BASTARD ASS CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PENISPENISPENIS!!! REBECCA BLACK O CANADA DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK JACKASS JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF VENEREAL DISEASE CARPET MUNCHER TWAT CAMEL FUCKER TRANNY ASSFACE FROG CUNTRAG SHIT LIKE A HORSE DONGSHOVER COCKSUCKER SCUMBUCKET COMMUNISM IS STUPID DUNE COON SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIGFUCKER FUCK OFF NIPPLES COCKSTUFFER BUGGER OFF DOG SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS BOOBS JENKEM LICK PUSSY FRITZ REDSKIN CUNT HELL [expletive deleted] BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNT MALARKY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TENTACLE RAPE CHRISTHUMPER BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS LET'S SHIT MARGARET THATCHER BULLSHIT MILF GOD DAMN GOD DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK CHOAD PISS OFF MY ASS CHUFF NEGRO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SPUNK SHIT [expletive deleted] DAMN BORDER HOPPER NIPPLES DYKE JOHN ELWAY FUCK ASSFACE PISS OFF POOPY FAG PENIS SOD OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WHORE SHITSKIN SHITSLIDE DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH REBECCA BLACK DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA CRAPMUNCHER CROTCH MILF NICARAGUA POLAK INCEST FLYING RAT'S ASS BENSON SUCKS GREASER MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET BUTTFUCKER CUNT WANK CLIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JACKASS POLAK DUMBASS ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS ARSE DOUCHEBAG BUTTFUCKER JIGGABOO JUSTIN BIEBER WIENER DICKFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SUCK MY COCK RAT'S ASS DAMMIT TWAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD JOHNNY REBECCA BLACK FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT WANK SEMEN ASSHOLE GOD DAMN DIPSHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DELICIOUS CAKE AUTOFELLATIO CRACKER BAT FUCK INSANE NORTH KOREA CUNT SHIT HELLFUCKER PISS OFF BALLS MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT WANK COON ASS FASCIST SHITE TAMPONS CUNT FUCKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY SUGARTITS CRAPFUCKER MOCCASINS SEMEN BUGGER CUNT ASS CUNTRAG MOLDY TITS HADJI TUBA NAZI FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD SHITPISSER CUNTRAG BULLSHIT SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT suck my mothers JERRY TIMBER NIGGER BITCH ARSEBADGERS INBRED FUCKER RUSKIE FRAK NAZI PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD HORSE PENIS WETBACK DONKEY PUNCHER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HELL FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE INJUN SHIT DOG SHIT HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKHEAD PRICK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH YOU WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE JAP REBECCA BLACK PISS PISS OFF MY ASS SHAKOPEE LET'S SHIT NIGGER HELL COCKSUCKER PRICK HORSE SHIT SLOPE POLACK HADJI BONG TIT DIRT GOD DAMN ASSHAT JAP JUNGLE BUNNY ASSFACE HORSE SHIT CUNTYMINTS INBRED DOUCHETITS CROTCH ARSE WANKER JIZZ ASSWIPE BITCH TWAT HONKY DILDO CUNT FUCK YOU WANKER [Insert silly non-swear here] HELL WILLY WONKA SHITCUNTING HEIL HITLER! MONKEY BALLS ASSHAT SHITE 666 BULLSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SEMEN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHICKEN FRIES SEX POO POO BLOWJOB FELLATIO GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BUGFUCK LET'S SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BOOBS CUNTRAG ASSWIPE NIGGER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS OH SHI– GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS THONG TASTER ARSE RAT'S COCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN TURD TITS & DICKS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA NAZI ASS LICKER BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHEBAG DICKLICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS INBRED YID PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GIVING HEAD ASS OSTRICH MY ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK INJUN FLAMING ASS BADGER BOLLOCKS FUCKHEAD HELL CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A NIGGER PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER BEANER suck my mothers YUKY DOODY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] HEIL HITLER! I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FELCHING MONKEY BALLS CUM INBRED BUTTFUCKER BEAVER SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUTTFUCKER KAFFIR BIGNOSE CHINK SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH TOSSER SAGGY TITS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LET'S SHIT WANK P'KANG JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT BALL SACK BLOWJOB JOHN ELWAY FELLATIO ARSE DICKLICK BASTARD INBRED FUCKTARD PENIS DICKFACE pen0r JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH SPUNK SHITFACE QUEEF BASTARD PRICK GOD DAMN YUKY DOODY ASSHAT GRIS ABORTIONS FOR ALL FUCKING BUTTFUCKER HELL NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK I'LL RAPE YOU 666 FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT FLYING FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF GIVING HEAD WANKER GRIS FASHION BUG HADJI COON BONER CUM WOP SHIT LIKE A HORSE BULLSHIT MALL SANTA EPIDIDYMIS CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN CUNTBUCKET CUNT INJUN GOD DAMN HAIL SATAN! PEACEFUL SHIT FUCKBAG ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT CUNT YOU WANKER SHITE NICARAGUA POMMIE POMMIE FUCKWIT FUCK OFF DOODIE HEAD DICK CUNNILINGUS SPUNK TIENANMEN SQUARE BUTT-HOLE DAMN MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUM WIGGER KRAUT FELCHING YOU WANKER SHITE CUNTRAG FUCK YOU DYKE GOD DAMMIT LAKE TITICACA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUCHETITS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GO HOME AND DIE BOYCOTT VIACOM! REBECCA BLACK FUCK A DUCK BONER MONKEY BALLS COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! MOCKIE BOB SAGET ASS WIENER CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MY ASS GRINGO GOAT DICK CUNT DAMN IT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FRIG FUCK FUCK OFF PISS QUEEF YOUR MOM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GO HOME AND DIE SHITFACE ASS PEARL NECKLACE BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER HOSER PEDOPHILIA QUEEF PAKI SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT SEMEN MONKEY SHIT HELL SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHUT UP, MEG! CHRISTHUMPER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI POMMIE NECROPHILIA BONER POOPOO DAMN IT CUNT EPIDIDYMIS DICK DONALD RUMSFELD BIGNOSE EPIDIDYMIS TITS & DICKS BIRD SHIT JAP TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITTY SEMEN BITCH CLUSTERFUCK JAP 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CHOAD KISSER DICK TITS JACKASS SHIT SACRAMENTO AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE CLIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SUCK MY DICK CUM I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE FUCK JAP BOOBS BASTARD HONKY FUCKING BRUSH MA TEETH WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! BLISTERING BARNACLES DUMBASS DICKFACE SHITHEAD PISS 666 FRITZ SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FAGGOT FUCK GRINGO DOUCHETITS TRANNY SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKGOBLIN FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MONKEY BALLS JERK OFF DICKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER POTTYMOUTH RICK MORANIS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITHEAD FUCK YOU TAMPON IN MY ASS BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT BOOBS JACKASS DAMN IT BOLLOCKS SLOPE ABO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BOOBIES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIGGER ASS MAMA MIA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANK TAFFY SHITE BULLSHIT BRUSH MA TEETH PORCUPINE'S BALLS NIGGER DICKHEAD DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMN KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER ANAL DIABETES SHITCUNTING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA OLD CHRIST OF A CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER LOGJAMMER ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSCRACK ORGASM TRANNY HELLFUCKER CRAP INCEST WANK SHITFACE SHAKOPEE I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHOLE FUCK A DUCK FUCKSTAIN NICARAGUA DIPSHIT SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER COCK ORGASM RAGHEAD FRIG BAD MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS FAG DUMBASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DYKE WETBACK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FASHION BUG PORCH MONKEY BUTTFUCKER DOUCHEBAG POMMIE DONKEY DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITTY MONKEY'S UNCLE ICE CREAM TESTICLE CHOKE AUTOFELLATIO TITTIES FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE SPUNK FRITZ CHOAD VAGINA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HONKY STEVE BALLMER WIENER PUNANI WANKER BRITNEY WEHATEMARIO PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING A SCROTUM I LIKE SCHOOL FUCK YOU FALSE BENSON IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG FUCKWIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF HELLFIRE CHOAD KISSER DYKE FUCKSTAIN JUNGLE BUNNY SOD OFF ASSHOLE BUGGER OFF TOWELHEAD PUSSY DYKE VAGINA CHINK TUBA HOMO YUKY DOODY CUNTBUCKET AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER BITCH BONG WANK HADJI BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING WANK DOUCHING PISS ARTIST FOUR-EYES FRIG BORDER HOPPER GRIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN BRUSH MA TEETH YID TAMPON IN MY ASS DUNE COON GOD BLESS AMERICA PUSSY FUCK OFF DAGO GOD DAMN ASS FRAK CUNT [Insert silly non-swear here] ANUSCAKE VENEREAL DISEASE PISS TRANNY FUCKING JUMP! JIGGABOO YOU WANKER TWAT HORSE SHIT SHIT CUNTSWILLING MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN SHIT BOOBS CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SOD JACKASS WANK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK I WILL END YOU! EXTRA LONG PENIS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A LAKE TITICACA BOOBS BASTARD SEX HO COON DEVELOPERS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! VAGINA DUNE COON CUM WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSWIPE BALL SACK JIGGABOO DAMN FLYING FUCK BIRD SHIT FUCK OFF BASTARD DAMN GYPSY FRENCH TICKLER MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCK HELL CUNT ASSWIPE SUCK A BIG DICK PISS OFF MY ASS MONKEY SHIT CHUFF BLUMPKIN FRAK JERK OFF TRANNY FOUR-EYES HELL YOU WANKER FUCKING JUMP! CUNT GOD DAMN BOOBS WOMEN'S RIGHTS BENCH PRESS WANK CUNNILINGUS GOBSHITE MONKEY SHIT INJUN FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT SHITFACE MOCCASINS DUMBASS WANKSPLAT CRAP ON A STICK CLIT BALLS PISS ARTIST SPUNK CUNT HO NEGRO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER I'LL RAPE YOU All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy MARY WHITEHOUSE ABO REBECCA BLACK HELL DICK CHICKEN JUMPING JESUS!!! RECTUM RAIDER DOUCHE SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? BEANER SHITFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HITLER FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD VAGINA VAGINA GARBAGE DAY! FRITZ JACKASS CRAPMUNCHER BENSON SUCKS CRAP ON A STICK DICKWAD JUNGLE BUNNY JUNGLE BUNNY PUSSY DOUCHEBAG BOOBIES COMMUNION WAFER NIGNOG EMO SHITPISSER PENISBIRD HO ASS FASCIST DICK HADJI BALL SACK CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER SNUFF PORN ASSFACE HOSER FELLATIO ASS FASCIST DICK DOODIE HEAD SHIT RAT'S ASS CUNT POOPOO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PUSSY SPIC HORSE SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE SHIT NIGGER TITS FUCKING JUMP! TRANNY PENISBIRD ANAL DICKFACE CRAP ON A STICK TWISTY VAGINA RAGHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK RUSTY TROMBONE JACKASS PISS ARTIST SOD OFF GOD DAMN BITCH ASS CUNT SHITTY BUTTFUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES INCEST DAMMIT TURD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT BITCH WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK YOU ASSCRACK BIG FOOT D'OH POOPY SHIT SHITE WIKIPEDIA BALLS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS QUEEF BIRD IN THE HOUSE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIGGER RAT'S COCK FUCK A DUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS I'LL RAPE YOU DEMOCRACY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT EUROIPODS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN SHITE SCROTUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAT'S ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHRISTHUMPER PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST WILLY WONKA ASSHAT CHUFF DAMN SNUFF PORN POLESMOKER JACKASS SPICY CUNT FUCK BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN SAND NIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ BELLEND GREASER ASSBANDIT MOTHERFUCKER SEX KRAUT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT CLEMEN HEIL HITLER! LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN FRITZ PISS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GRINGO FUCKFACE BIGNOSE CUNTBUCKET SHITTY ASSWIPE PISS NIGGER GOD DAMN MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT FELCHMONKEY KAFFIR CANNED QUOTE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ANAL DIABETES CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPMUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER DESU PISS ARTIST FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SUGARTITS CHALICE HELL BUTTFUCKER GRIS ANAL DIABETES PRICK ASS ASSCRACK PUSSY HELL SPIC FEATURED BUTT PIRATE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS and his DICK of girraffes in which JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICKHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PORCH MONKEY