Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSWIPE neurochemical FUCK disorder HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOG SHIT, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOODPECKERSHIT or TAMPONS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SCUMBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BULLSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD DAMMIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TIMBER NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YOU WANKER DAMN IT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNNILINGUS utterFUCKance of socially JIGGABOO objectionable words).
CUNT LAPPER Tourette's is GARBAGE DAY! not to be FUCK OFF confused with JAP Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FELLATIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HADJI random HO disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKBAG language, FROG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I'LL RAPE YOU HONKY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PIECE OF SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities JIGGABOO of ANAL DIABETES BALL SACK garbage.
Darnit.
A DONALD RUMSFELD Polite Note to the NAZI Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING JUMP! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSCRACK article O CANADA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONALD RUMSFELD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PRICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of WHITE POWER Tourrette's sufferers WIGGER swear. You can SAGGY TITS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the HONKY bad side of a terrible ASSFACE thing.
- The main BULLSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTT-FOR-BRAINS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SOD knee DICKFACE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BULLCRAP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FASHION BUG school for LET'S SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HENTAI sufferers to become DAMN IT manically depressed and LAKE TITICACA commit HELL suicide.
- There is no RAT'S ASS cure, and the PENIS ON A BUN drugs that are available to, "calm" the MAMA MIA tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOATSE perodol" which caused my entire TAMPONS body to go FUCK numb and FUCKING JUMP! basically made it NIGGA! worse than WHORE it is without the BITCH drug.
I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome FELLATIO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the MOZILLA FIREFOX public view of Tourettes as a "BUGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...
I am VAGINA sorry for AMERICA ONLINE "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really SHITFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a DICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BELLEND article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHE, and making fun of a INBRED horrible disorder is (not) RAT'S COCK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIKIPEDIA time.
Best MOZILLA FIREFOX regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “MACACA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply
As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIANENMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society TAIWAN.
Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen
P.S. ORGASM Regards to Andrew FAGGOT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply
As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?
Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JERK OFF saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DOUCHEBAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine DOG SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are REBECCA BLACK and EAT MY SHIT! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I'LL RAPE YOU music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BAND WITH 4 BUGFUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A LAKE TITICACA HORSE! DOG SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOG SHIT'S HOUSE
How HENTAI to SHITTY cure PISS ARTIST the DILDO Tourette's PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment [EXPLETIVE] for PRICK Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome SCUMBAG is WANK following FAGGOT these SHIT rules ASS in CUNT order:
- 1: Avoid TWAT immature TESTICLE CHOKE little BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA kids,
- 2: Count to SMEG within GOD DAMMIT 10 BONERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your WANK PECKERHEAD GOBSHITE nor YOU SUCK BALLS
talk,
- 4: Tell JUNGLE BUNNY yourself you FLYING RAT'S ASS don't SACRAMENTO have PIGFUCKER this HENTAI disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING A WITH NASTY FLAMEVIPER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BEANER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the DOG SHIT last straw COON!
I fucking put CUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DIRTY SANCHEZ the TOP OF BOOBS THIS DARTH VADER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLEVELAND STEAMER offensive. JUNGLE BUNNY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKHEAD people who try PISS OFF MY ASS to battle SAND NIGGER'MICK that tight-ass ASSRAMMER 17-year-DOG SHIT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TURD it now, but someone said FUCK' WIGGER TAMPONS'DICKHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING RECTUM RAIDER is a laughing REBECCA BLACK matter. Plus there DAMN IT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NAZI Uncyclopedia, there are BUGGER articles PIECE OF SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCROTUM stuff. So POLAK that means BASTARD stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT talking about the JOHN ELWAY letter that it's DICKFACE mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITE hi self ASSHAT even made a really MOLDY TITS good point. "It's COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK nothing more FUCKWIT from a head nod to a BULLSHIT knee tick". TOURETTE'S SYNDROME. Which I'll add BASTARD onto [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TWAT suffer that REDNECK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKSTAIN be, because if I were a DIPSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FU SPANG hilarious. If you DYKE Want facts, go on WANKSPLAT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMMIT be offended, don't read INJUN the freaking DONKEY PUNCHER article anyway.
TACO PEARL NECKLACE '"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000100-QINU`"'DOM DeLUISE'"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000102-QINU`"' FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE DAMNATION FUCKING A DILDO SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS
VENEREAL DISEASE PORCH MONKEY ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKSMOKER DICKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN NICARAGUA REDNECK JACKASS SHIT PUSSY JIGGABOO CRAP ON A STICK DAMN GO HOME AND DIE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEANER CHIGGER RAT'S COCK DAMNATION CROTCH GENITALIA MASTURBATION MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DEVELOPERS! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BALL SACK FIST FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY ASS DAMN PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD GOOK JACKASS PAKI POTTYMOUTH BUNG-HOLE SHAKOPEE WHORE PIGFUCKER BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT GOBSHITE FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPICY CUNT FUCK NIPPLES ORGASM DOG SHIT BULLCRAP CUNT DAGO ARSE SUITCASE PENIS DAMN TONY LA RUSSA SHITSLIDE JACKASS HELL COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INCEST ASSBANDIT BULLSHIT ASSHOLE TAFFY DOUCHE WETBACK FUCKING BULLSHIT BELGIUM CUNTRAG CHRISTHUMPER ASSHAT BASTARD TESTICLE CHOKE ASSHOLE DUMBASS OSTRICH MY ASS ANAL DIABETES CONAN O'BRIAN HOMO FUCK SCROTUM BASTARD DUMBASS BOLLOCKS COCKSUCKER MAMA MIA CUNTRAG CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU INCEST JACK OFF ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN DICK TITS BITCH SHIT FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSFACE CUNTRAG LAKE TITICACA BORDER HOPPER 30 CASES OF PICKLES HELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WOODPECKERSHIT DONALD RUMSFELD AY-AY-AY KRAUT PISS ARTIST CUNT FUCKER FUCKFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSRAMMER BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET FUCKING FUCKHEAD KRAUT WIKIPEDIA SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD BOOBIES VENEREAL DISEASE PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE AY-AY-AY RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS YOU WANKER FRENCH TICKLER PIGFUCKER CHOAD KISSER SHITFACE WOP TOSSER CAMEL JOCKEY NORTH KOREA SHITTY GOD DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET ARSEBADGERS BOOBS JACKASS SOD COCKSHITTER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN POO POO BLOWJOB PISSHOLE ASS TWAT FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH JIZZ FUCKTARD SHITFACE I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS I RAPE WALRUSES! DUMBASS PIG BOLLOCKS MOCCASINS WALRUS SHIT PISS WANK WIGGER ASS MILF TIMBER NIGGER JENKEM HELL RAPE BUTTFUCKER RAPE SHITBALLS ASSHAT DAMN ASSWIPE FIST FUCK NIGGER RAGHEAD WANKSPLAT DICK IN A BOX SCROTUM BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMMIT BOB SAGET PISS GARBAGE DAY! DAMN IT JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHOLE HOMO TOWELHEAD TITS DICKLICK BOON MAMA MIA BULLSHIT HADJI CRAPMUNCHER PRICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT RAT'S COCK CUNT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH ASSCRACK TIMBER NIGGER NI JAP POLESMOKER LIMEY WANKER FIRECROTCH TOTAL WANK DONKEY PUNCHER JACKASS SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE FIRECROTCH PENIS ON A BUN PEARL NECKLACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS YOUR MOM FUCKTARD FUCK FUCKER [expletive deleted] BUGGER OFF FUCKFUCKFUCK MALL SANTA NEOPETS GANGBANG BITCH GOOK RAGHEAD BUTT PIRATE SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD SPUNK DOUCHEBAG DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKING A EMO FUCK YOU WANK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! POLESMOKER LET'S SHIT FUCKER CHRISTMAS TREES FUCKWIT FUCK HO SPUNK JERK OFF CROTCH GOAT DICK JOHN SMILEY FACE GIVING HEAD KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER I CAN AFFORD FOOD BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING BASEBALL JACKASS RANDY TRAVIS DARTH VADER SEX PISS [Insert silly non-swear here] ASSRAPING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SUGARTITS BORDER HOPPER ASSHOLE REBECCA BLACK CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HELL SHIT SHITFUCKER NAZI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BULLCRAP FUCKFACE FAGGOT ASS FUCK PUSSYLICKER PENIS FUCKBAG FRIG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES WEHATEMARIO REDNECK FUCK CUNTSWILLING VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE DAMN DOG SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE CUNT GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION BITCH ASSFACE CUNT TWAT CUM HATE HATE HAT DAMNATION FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMN CONDOMS CUNTYMINTS CC PLZ GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER BUNG-HOLE DAMMIT ANAL DIABETES KIDDY FIDDLER YOU WANKER ASS ASS LICKER DAMN IT NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT JACKASS GYPSY CUNT CROTCH SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK SAND NIGGER ASSCRACK PAKI TWAT SAND NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN IT CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO [expletive deleted] BASTARD FELCHING SHITTY BUNG-HOLE DICKHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOON ARSE BULLSHIT FUCK NUGGET VENEREAL DISEASE CHINK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITPISSER ASS CLUSTERFUCK DAMN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HO CAMEL JOCKEY TOWELHEAD GOBSHITE PISS FLYING FUCK BOOBIES CUM VAGINA JACKASS SHITBALLS FRAK SON OF A BITCH CONDOMS CAMEL JOCKEY JACK ABRAMOFF SHIT JIZZ DOUCHETITS FEWMETS WOP FRIG pen0r REDNECK MAMA MIA BONER CARPET MUNCHER FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BULLSHIT SHIT CLIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING A DOUCHING PISS YID CLIT TWAT BUNG-HOLE JERRY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DICKLICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BOOBS VENEREAL DISEASE FAG NIGGER SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TURD LET'S SHIT [expletive deleted] GENITALIA PISS FUCK FOUR-EYES WANK CONAN O'BRIAN DONALD RUMSFELD THONG TASTER BONER CLUSTERFUCK SCUMBUCKET SUNSHINE DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT FUCKHEAD CLIT GIVING HEAD CUNTYMINTS CRAPMUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT HOSER GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOD DAMN DICKLICK FLYING RAT'S ASS REDSKIN PISS UP MY ARSE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN IT TURD DICK TITS CLUSTERFUCK TAFFY MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACK ABRAMOFF NI BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI TAFFY SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COCKSTUFFER THIS IS SPARTA! DAMN SHITSKIN AMERICA ONLINE SHITBALLS DICKLICK HOLY DUMB FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG HELL SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD INCEST TWAT ASS NIGNOG BALL SACK FELCHING YOU WANKER SEX MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JOHNNY CHINK BITCH BALLS GRINGO BOLLOCKS FUCKTARD O KURWA! COLGATE OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JERK OFF FUCK DICKFACE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON COMMUNIST DILDO TURD SHITSKIN LAKE TITICACA WOODPECKERSHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! FAGGOT ASS SHITFACE BONER DICKLICK RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POTTYMOUTH GO COUNT YOUR DICK PEDOPHILIA MAMA MIA WANKER MOCKIE BUKKAKE HO JERRY BOOBIES FELCHMONKEY FUCK AY-AY-AY HENTAI BRITNEY BOOBIES OSTRICH MY ASS SEX SON OF A BITCH pen0r RAT'S COCK PISSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE TITS RAPE ASS BONER FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN REDNECK KRAUT BUTT PIRATE SEMEN FUCKING JUMP! ALF MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CAMEL JOCKEY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT DUMBASS CUM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN I'LL RAPE YOU BATHING SUIT AREA AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT ORGASM DIPSHIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT BIG FOOT HEIL HITLER! BOYCOTT VIACOM! WANK FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK FEWMETS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HONKY FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER TWAT BEANER COCK BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING BEANER SAND NIGGER NAZI ASS ARFENHOUSE SOD BUGGER SHITFACE CUNTRAG SUCK MY DICK ASSHAT SHITTY CUNTRAG ALF SHITE FUCKFACE HAIL SATAN! TUBA POOPY ARSE BOOBIES GREASER PEARL NECKLACE FUCK CUNT BITCH BATMAN & ROBIN ASSWIPE DICKHEAD TWAT TOWELHEAD ASSHAT CHENEY GOD DAMN BLOWJOB FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT BELLEND BUTTFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE PEDOPHILIA FAG WILLY WONKA CUNNILINGUS DICK TITS DEVELOPERS! SPUNK JACKASS SHIT FUDGEPACKER DAMN IT FEWMETS DONKEY PUNCHER ARSEBADGERS FUCK NI BUGGER HADJI YOU WANKER MOCKIE HEIL HITLER! FUCKER FUCK YOU ASSRAPING ARSE BUTT PIRATE COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARSE ASS FUCK SHITE FUCK NUGGET SPANK THE MONKEY BOOBS FUDGEPACKER FLYING RAT'S ASS TAMPONS JAP DICKHEAD KIKE CUM NAZI NIGNOG CUM INBRED ORGASM CHOAD FUCKFACE SHITE HO CHOAD GENITALIA ASSHAT NEOPETS ASSHAT TITS CHIGGER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BALLS ASS SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOG FUCKER FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING FUCKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE FUCKFACE DAMN EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG DAMN ASSCRACK ORGASM FUCK OFF FUCKER WEHATEMARIO CRACKER FLAMEVIPER SHITFACE SHITSLINGING WIKIPEDIA HO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN FELCHING DARTH VADER JOHN ELWAY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTRAG JUSTIN BIEBER SHITPISSER PUSSYLICKER DICKFACE PISS ARTIST VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK ASS CRAPFUCKER JAP ASSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS I'LL RAPE YOU KIKE HELL FUCKSTAIN HELLFIRE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BELLEND BONER PECKERHEAD FUCKWIT FUCKTARD BASTARD BIG FOOT ASS YID JACK OFF CROTCH INCEST ARSEBADGERS JACK OFF SHITBALLS WIKIPEDIA NICARAGUA WANKER CUNTBUCKET DOM DeLUISE FUCKSTAIN CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKWIT BULLSHIT COCK DOG SHIT FEWMETS FOUR-EYES SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY NECROPHILIA FEWMETS GRINGO RAPE BITCH FELCHING SHITHEAD BASTARD GOAT DICK SHIT SHITSLIDE FUCK OFF URINE-GARGLING GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PENIS ON A STICK I'LL RAPE YOU BEANER MONKEY SHIT SCROTUM JOHN ELWAY CUNT DOT HEAD CRAP GO COUNT YOUR DICK STRAWBERRY ASS CLUSTERFUCK CRAP AUTOFELLATIO SLOPE FAG FUCKHEAD CHOAD HEIL HITLER! TITWANK BASTARD WIENER LOLCAT BITCH KAFFIR SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING FLAMING ASS BADGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES WANK DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHING CHONG CHINK KAFFIR IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SAND NIGGER SHITFACE FUCK YOU BITCH SHITE COCKSMOKER FEWMETS CUNT GIVING HEAD TAFFY DOG SHIT PUSSY KAFFIR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCKSUCKER INCEST BUTT-HOLE TWAT DOG SHIT ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ HENTAI SHITSLINGING BITCH ASSCRACK NIPPLES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SCUMBAG BULLCRAP VENEREAL DISEASE GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK MELAMINE BIGNOSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SPIC BAT FUCK INSANE CHOAD PENIS ASS YOGHURT CANNON DOG SHIT FUCKING JUMP! CRAPPY BASTARD SHITFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE JERK OFF BALLS FUCK NUGGET HAIL SATAN! PAKI POMMIE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER INBRED MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSWIPE ASS FASCIST BANGKOK LIMEY MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE CUM ASSCRACK COCK POOPY GIVING HEAD LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING ASS CONDOMS FUCK MILF FLYING FUCK FUCKING BASEBALL HITLER DOUCHING NIGGER PUSSY TITTIES LET'S SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive CLEMEN and with the FUCK YOU and his FIST FUCK of girraffes in which I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT while reading about ASSBANDIT!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See SPUNK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- LET'S SHIT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is POMMIE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its JIGGABOO subject. If you do not find it funny YOU WANKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BOOBIES If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TWAT joke loses its humour CLUSTERFUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ARSE ignorant, then you wouldn't have TRANNY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CRAPFUCKER SOD FIRECROTCH SHIT FUCK YOU!!!!!I <3 COCK |
