Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPICY CUNT FUCK'JACK ABRAMOFF'HELL'BOOBS'CONDOMS'DILDO'FUCKSTAIN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITFACE look at the DAMMIT talk page of this FUCK YOU article for notes or discussion before FALSE BENSON editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder LGBT RIGHTS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOATSE, sudden MASTURBATION m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! or JUSTIN BIEBER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TURD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DUNE COON words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WIENER CUNTBUCKET words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FELLATIO utterFUCKance of socially FAGGOT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS television programs to address FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's syndrome.

FELLATIO Tourette's is ASS not to be CUNTYMINTS confused with TAMPONS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAPE random CUM disorientation, culturally-MACACA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth AAAAAAAAA! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHOLE language, MARY WHITEHOUSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BIRD SHIT FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGFUCK souvenir shoppes and massive MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! quantities WANKER of ANAL DIABETES NORTH KOREA garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the FALSE BENSON Author:

The FUCKTARD Tourette's HEAVEN Research Institute was BITCH founded to HITLER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LOLCAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOLLOCKS article TIT SPRINKLES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INCEST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUKKAKE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers FAG swear. You can FAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POMMIE TV, for always focusing on the DIPSHIT bad side of a terrible JERK OFF thing.
• The main DAGO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ARSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BONER knee FU SPANG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SEMPRINI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSCRACK school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKER sufferers to become FOUR-EYES manically depressed and DOUCHEBAG commit HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! suicide.
• There is no NIGNOG cure, and the EPIDIDYMIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAG tics often have adverse RAPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOG SHIT perodol" which caused my entire CHIGGER body to go INBRED numb and OSTRICH MY ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD DAMN it is without the CROTCH drug.

I am an active member of a FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD tourette syndrome PUNANI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOAT DICK the DICKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "JACKASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HI, BILLY MAYS HERE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for MOTHERFUCKER "hi-jacking" your BALL SACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FLYING FUCK this that really MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTRAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSCRACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a ORGASM horrible disorder is (not) PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMMIT time.

Best FUCKING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS UP MY ARSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. RAGHEAD Regards to Andrew FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The RAT'S COCK bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKWIT punch him if you 666 want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS SHIT saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my SUCK MY DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOATSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TOSSER and BULLSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DIPSHIT BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FRIG HORSE! GOATSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOATSE'S HOUSE

How FLYING RAT'S ASS to WILLY WONKA cure BUGGER OFF the BLUE PENIS! Tourette's PUSSYLICKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHIGGER for SHITSLINGING Tourette's FROG'S FAT ASS Syndrome NEGRO is STEVE BALLMER following WANK these FELCHING rules FUCKFUCKFUCK in FUCK NUGGET order:

• 1: Avoid PISS immature JOHNNY little REBECCA BLACK kids,
• 2: Count to GOD DAMN within SHIT 10 RAPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WOP [expletive deleted] CLIT nor POMMIE talk,
• 4: Tell SUCK MY COCK yourself you COCKGOBLIN don't COON have YOU WANKER this [expletive deleted] disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WIENER WITH NASTY FRAK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOATSE last straw O KURWA!!

I fucking put RUSKIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSWIPE the TOP OF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT THIS ARSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUKKAKE offensive. BULLSHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to REBECCA BLACK people who try HO to battle BLUMPKIN'GENITALIA that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-BONER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JERK OFF it now, but someone said ASS' SHITBALLS PUSSY'NAZI on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CC PLZ is a laughing BOOBS matter. Plus there YID was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are FLYING RAT'S ASS articles PIGFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA stuff. So HEIL HITLER! that means RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the SCROTUM first part too and CANNED QUOTE talking about the CLUSTER FUCK letter that it's DOUCHING mocking (what WIKIPEDIA letter? I don't even know what JACKASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian INBRED hi self SHITE even made a really HI, BILLY MAYS HERE good point. "It's GARBAGE DAY! nothing more CHIGGER from a head nod to a ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT knee tick". CRACKER. Which I'll add CUNT onto RAT'S COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICK suffer that PISS ARTIST much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKER hilarious. If you FRENCH TICKLER Want facts, go on JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE be offended, don't read DICKFACE the freaking SHITSLINGING article anyway.

RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT RAPE JIGGABOO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLUE PENIS! CHIGGER SHITCUNTING HOMO

SCUMBAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COON SHITHEAD WOP HADJI BEANER SHITSKIN NEGRO SHIT BORDER HOPPER BUGGER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANK DICKFACE BASTARD SUITCASE PENIS FLYING FUCK DOG FUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS ARSE SEX WANK AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT BOOBS JACKASS BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK PISS TITWANK BIGNOSE PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA DAMN [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD PISS HOT GRITS BUGGER OFF SHITE RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS DOODIE HEAD HADJI POMMIE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK DICK FUDGEPACKER MOZILLA FIREFOX BLOWJOB CRAP ON A STICK CAMEL FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY GRIS PECKERHEAD ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK PAKI CUM FUCKBAG BONER HORSE PENIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON [expletive deleted] ASSCRACK GOD DAMN CUNT GRAPE PENIS BULLCRAP HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT SHITBALLS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITFACE ASSFACE DAMN IT PISS ARTIST HELL [expletive deleted] ARSE GOD DAMN PISSHOLE DICK TITS ASSHAT GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER CUNT LAPPER FUCK OFF FENCE JUMPER HITLER PISS OFF ASS HORSE PENIS FUCKTARD ASS SPUNK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSHITTER NIGGER FUCKER KNOBJOCKEY SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS POLESMOKER CLEVELAND STEAMER JIZZ SHIT LIKE A HORSE SUCK A BIG DICK STEVE BALLMER ASSFACE PISS ARTIST FUCKING JUMP! CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGGER SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT TRANNY CLIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BULLSHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS POOPY DUMBASS RAGHEAD BITCH CHRISTHUMPER YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER NI PEEPEE DARTH VADER JIGGABOO JOHNNY GENITALIA BITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN SUCK MY DICK SHITHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! ARSE GOBSHITE BALL SACK FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG NIGGER NECROPHILIA pen0r DONKEY DICK FUCKFACE SMEG PENIS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT CARPET MUNCHER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS OFF SNUFF PORN ARSE CHINK FOUR-EYES FUCKING BOON DAMN MOTHERFUCKER GYPSY DICKHEAD SPUNK DICKLICK YID YUKKY DOODY FAGGOT SHITSLINGING DICKFACE FUCK OFF LONGCAT IS LONG FUCKTARD INJUN FUCK FUCK WOP BITCH TIANENMEN SQUARE WANK ALEX TREBEK RAT'S ASS NECROPHILIA JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD PUSSY MILF DUMBASS WHORE NIGNOG TIT SPRINKLES CUNNILINGUS SCUMBAG BOOBIES INBRED NAZI BITCH EPIDIDYMIS ASS TITS FRED PHELPS BUTTFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SCUMBUCKET PEDOPHILIA SHITTY SUGARTITS PUSSYLICKER SHITTY YOU WANKER PEARL NECKLACE RUSKIE ASS SOD OFF SOD SHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN LAKE TITICACA DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF BANGKOK FROG TENTACLE RAPE BOOBS MALARKY TESTICLE CHOKE MONKEY BALLS FUCKSTAIN WANK MARY WHITEHOUSE ANUSCAKE BIRD IN THE HOUSE HADJI YUKKY DOODY FUCK WIENER BONER ASS FASCIST SHITE PISS UP MY ARSE DONGSHOVER POOPY SHITCOCK CHOAD URINE-GARGLING HELLFIRE MOCCASINS CUNT pen0r ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTT-HEAD GO HOME AND DIE SHIT CHUFF ARSE DILDO DAMMIT DICKHEAD TURD DICKHEAD WANK FUCKSTAIN FEATURED BULLCRAP JACK ABRAMOFF DIRTY SANCHEZ SOD OFF pen0r FUCK HELL BITCH FELCHING HOMO VAGINA PUNANI FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT FUCK OFF 666 BASTARD NIGGER BOLLOCKS JESSE McCARTNEY BUTT-HOLE RAT'S ASS COON CONDOMS WANK TITS & DICKS PISS OFF FUCKTARD ASSHOLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JIZZ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT GOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER COCKSUCKER GANGBANG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCK A DUCK NORTH KOREA ASS GIVING HEAD BIGNOSE ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHOLE BIG FOOT CRAPMUNCHER I WILL END YOU! ASS ARSE GOD DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSHOLE JENKEM SCUMBAG DOODIE HEAD LGBT RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN [EXPLETIVE] SHIT LIKE A HORSE JACK OFF WALRUS SHIT SMEG PISS ARTIST ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCK A DUCK RANDY TRAVIS LOGJAMMER BALLS CLUSTER FUCK CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD WANK DAMN PENIS BITCH BOOBS GENITALIA NAZI ASS KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHEBAG [expletive deleted] RECTUM RAIDER CLEAN DRINKING WATER SHAKOPEE CLEMEN DONGSHOVER BASTARD FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCKER WIKIPEDIA VAGINA FOUR-EYES WANK BITCH FUCKTARD ANAL SAND NIGGER GOBSHITE HELL ASSWIPE INBRED CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER INVISIBLE! MILF ASSRAPING SHITHEAD MOCKIE I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMMIT BALLS SCUMBAG TAMPONS GOBSHITE HONKY CHRISTHUMPER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE INCEST LET'S SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK LOLCAT FUCKING DICKFACE VAGINA WHORE FUCKBAG BASTARD PISS OFF MY ASS [Insert swear here] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHENEY DOM DeLUISE NAZI TIMBER NIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA BLUMPKIN ASSFACE FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS CHAV WANK DARTH VADER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MILF FEMADOM TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING A POLACK DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY SHIT DAMN TIT DIRT MOTHERFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK RAT'S ASS PUNANI DAMN NIPPLES MONKEY BALLS EXTRA LONG PENIS GANGBANG ASS YID HONKY BITCH HELL BIRD SHIT GRUE RAPE CHICKEN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU WEHATEMARIO FIST FUCK RAT'S ASS DICK WALRUS SHIT BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG I WILL KILL YOU! GOOK EAT MY SHIT! FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM DAMN DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY DILDO BALLS GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DIRTY SANCHEZ CUM COCKSHITTER INCEST FUCKHEAD CLUSTER FUCK KIKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH I RAPE WALRUSES! ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES BOLLOCKS PEDOPHILIA YOGHURT CANNON SHIT POMMIE WIENER BOLLOCKS SEMEN COCKSUCKER PRICK BATHING SUIT AREA BIG FOOT ASSCRACK HENTAI TUBA MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER DICKHEAD SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT BASTARD BASTARD INBRED BUKKAKE FOUR-EYES ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WETBACK SHITPISSER HELL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES REDSKIN FELCHING SAND NIGGER DYKE PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS FAG TITTIES CLEMEN SHITSLINGING BEANER TAMPONS WIENER RUSTY TROMBONE PUSSYLICKER BUTTFUCKER HATE HATE HAT FUCKWIT SUCK MY DICK CLUSTER FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TOSSER ORGASM RAT'S ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOOBIES I RAPE WALRUSES! OLD CHRIST OF A FELLATIO DOUCHE NAZI BITCH SNUFF PORN ASSWIPE FUCKER GYPSY SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICKFACE FRITZ TITWANK FUCK DOG FUCKER RAPE KIKE MICK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE CUM WANKSPLAT NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! JACKASS SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUNNILINGUS PRICK BALL SACK WANK FELCHMONKEY SHITSLINGING GOATSE BASTARD BEAVER SUCK MY DICK MALARKY CUNTSWILLING UNICORNS WANK DONGSHOVER FUCK FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER SPUNK JUSTIN BIEBER CLUSTER FUCK WANK GOBSHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SEMPRINI O CANADA SCROTUM ASSWIPE SHITFACE HELL JACK OFF ASSBANDIT PISS JACK ABRAMOFF REDNECK LIMEY COON PRICK BITCH SHITE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD O CANADA CUNT BLOWJOB MONKEY'S UNCLE PEDOPHILIA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITCOCK WIKIPEDIA LOGJAMMER HELL FUCKING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FLYING FUCK BELLEND GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FOUR-EYES REDNECK CRAP ON A STICK WOP COCKSTUFFER DICK TITS OSTRICH MY ASS FROG'S FAT ASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKING [Insert swear here] SHIT YID CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER GRIS ORGASM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NEGRO BULLCRAP CUNT BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY BEAVER DUMBASS JIZZ SHITCUNTING SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKFACE MICK DICKWAD AUTOFELLATIO ANAL DIABETES DICKLICK GOBSHITE SHITPISSER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU SCROTUM SCUMBAG ASSCRACK ORGASM SHAKOPEE KIKE ASS FASCIST BITCH DILDO BUGGER SPANK THE MONKEY CUNTRAG FLYING RAT'S ASS BLUE PENIS! FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS BALL SACK PUSSY MICK GOBSHITE JACK ABRAMOFF DOG FUCKER BLUMPKIN CUM TIT DIRT SIGMUND FREUD CHOAD SEX COCKGOBLIN TITS & DICKS DAMN FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA ANUSCAKE SHIT FUCKTARD CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CAMEL JOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER DAGO BIRD IN THE HOUSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITPISSER CUNTING ASSCRACK AY-AY-AY BASTARD CUM DOUCHEBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ BLESSED DAMN SAINT PISS OFF GENITALIA YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKTARD BALLS RECTUM RAIDER GIVING HEAD FUCKFACE FUCK OFF BITCH SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF COCK SUCK MY COCK FUCKING BASEBALL ASS SHITE BOOBS WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITTY SCUMBUCKET BULLSHIT HO CUNT CRAPPER SHITSLINGING DARTH VADER DILDO PEDOPHILIA CUNTBUCKET POOPY ASS DICKFACE CHAV FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER GENITALIA BOOBS SAND NIGGER SHIT ABO HELL SHIT SHITCUNTING INBRED BIRD SHIT DUMBASS WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT KNOBJOCKEY SHITSKIN JOHN ELWAY TWAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES I RAPE WALRUSES! CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY DICK ARSE HOSER BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FRITZ ARSE MACACA [EXPLETIVE] COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOUCHEBAG GOBSHITE DAGO RAT'S ASS DAMN DAGO SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT MASTURBATION ASSHOLE FUCKER SPIC SHITSKIN BOOBIES ORGASM DICKFACE FUCKTARD HADJI FUCK YOU SCUMBAG CLUSTER FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TWO-INCH PENIS CRAPFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! ARSE BUGGER RAPE DOUCHE pen0r FELCHING I WILL END YOU! FUCKFACE FUCK DOT HEAD FAG SHITSLINGING BITCH NIGGER TITS TITS YOU WANKER BELLEND ARSE FUCKBAG MILF FUCK SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE NI FUCK POTTYMOUTH DUMBASS PISS ARTIST INCEST HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK PISS BUGGER FUCKHEAD SHITE CHAV DICK TITS BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN FUCKER ASSFACE GOATSE NIPPLES YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT WHORE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELCHING CLIT DICKFACE DUNE COON Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive 666 and with the COCKSUCKER and his DOUCHEBAG of girraffes in which DILDO while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FAGGOT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUGFUCK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is HELL funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WHORE subject. If you do not find it funny [Insert yet another person's name here], it is probably because you are an INBRED INCEST ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NIGNOG joke loses its humour LOGJAMMER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSWIPE ignorant, then you wouldn't have PEDOPHILIA needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKFACE KAFFIR WALRUS SHIT PIGFUCKER COON!!!!!I <3 COCK

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