Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FRED PHELPS'INCEST'HONKY'PUNANI'NIGGER'DOG SHIT'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PIECE OF SHIT look at the CHOLERA IS FUN! talk page of this COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT article for notes or discussion before BEAVER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or [expletive deleted] neurochemical FUCK disorder SPANK THE MONKEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, sudden CAPTAIN CRUNCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITE or CHIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly [Insert yet another person's name here] in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BATHING SUIT AREA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLUSTER FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LIMEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLEMEN SEMEN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BAT FUCK INSANE utterFUCKance of socially NORTH KOREA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS UP MY ARSE television programs to address CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

BLOWJOB Tourette's is DICK CHICKEN not to be SCROTUM confused with JAP Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TESTICLE CHOKE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASKETBALL language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOON CUNNILINGUS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PROLES souvenir shoppes and massive BUGGER OFF quantities ASSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES FRAK garbage.

Darnit.

A MOZILLA FIREFOX Polite Note to the MALARKY Author:

The YOU WANKER Tourette's COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Research Institute was UNITED KINGDOM founded to SCUMBAG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS OFF MY ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEARL NECKLACE article PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HORSE PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BRUSH MA TEETH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FENCE JUMPER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CROTCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICK Tourrette's sufferers BEAVER swear. You can CHIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SAGGY TITS TV, for always focusing on the SOD bad side of a terrible JIZZ thing.
• The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNTRAG knee SUCK A BIG DICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DILDO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMMIT school for WANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACKASS sufferers to become FUCKING A manically depressed and DONKEY DICK commit FELCHING suicide.
• There is no BAD MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the CUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHEBAG tics often have adverse SLOPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ANAL perodol" which caused my entire COMMUNIST DILDO body to go RUSTY TROMBONE numb and ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than WHORE it is without the GOAT DICK drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING A tourette syndrome BUGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANK the BUKKAKE public view of Tourettes as a "YID swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JOHNNY sorry for TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! "hi-jacking" your DAMMIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAT'S ASS this that really CROTCH annoys me. I am working towards a O KURWA! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNNILINGUS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FELCHMONKEY, and making fun of a LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD horrible disorder is (not) RAT'S ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INBRED time.

Best DOUCHEBAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUCK MY COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The FUCKBAG bastard who wrote this article. You can INBRED punch him if you NIPPLES want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my DOG SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKSTAIN and PISS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GARBAGE DAY! BAND WITH 4 FUCKING A MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A YOU WANKER HORSE! I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST'S HOUSE

How SCUMBAG to IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! cure BOB SAGET the CHIGGER Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFUCKER for ANAL DIABETES Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR is DAGO following CHUFF these CRAPPY rules TITS in NEGRO order:

• 1: Avoid SHITCOCK immature TIMBER NIGGER little DICK CHICKEN kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK OFF within FUCKSTAIN 10 FUCK A DUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PENIS BASTARD BEAVER nor SON OF A BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKBAG yourself you FUCKHEAD don't SHIT have BITCH this TWO-INCH PENIS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY MONKEY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS ARTIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST last straw IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK!

I fucking put ABO' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKWIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at VENEREAL DISEASE the TOP OF TRANNY THIS RAGHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BAT FUCK INSANE offensive. ANUSCAKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SUCK MY DICK people who try DICK to battle WARNER MUSIC GROUP'DOG FUCKER that tight-ass DONKEY DICK 17-year-SOD OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK YOU it now, but someone said PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT' SON OF A BITCH MACACA'LENS CRAFTERS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER is a laughing SOD matter. Plus there PIECE OF SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHE NAZI articles FLYING FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITHEAD stuff. So JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK that means COCKSTUFFER stop getting mad at the EMO first part too and CLUSTER FUCK talking about the SOD letter that it's AUTOFELLATIO mocking (what HO letter? I don't even know what PUNANI the heck you're talking about). Adrian CLUSTER FUCK hi self FLYING FUCK even made a really PISS OFF good point. "It's FRAK nothing more WANKSPLAT from a head nod to a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add HOLY DUMB FUCK onto ASSCRACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOG SHIT suffer that PEARL NECKLACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHIGGER be, because if I were a CUNTSWILLING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSCRACK hilarious. If you MOTHERFUCKER Want facts, go on DOUCHING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA be offended, don't read NECROPHILIA the freaking BOOBS article anyway.

DOUCHING THONG TASTER WANK FELLATIO COCKSTUFFER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF PUSSY DICKWAD

BITCH CARPET MUNCHER DONALD RUMSFELD DOUCHEBAG SHITE FUCK OFF DICK EMO FLAMING ASS BADGER CHINK MOTHERFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS LICKER DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCKER HORSE SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT PISS DUMBASS NEGRO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS LICKER FUCKBAG BRITNEY VAGINA SHITFUCKER O CANADA ARSE BANGKOK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA O CANADA SHITSKIN STRAWBERRY ASS REDNECK SHITSKIN FALSE BENSON SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BOOBS TITWANK CUNT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELL PIGFUCKER SHITTY POLESMOKER LOLCAT SHIT GOBSHITE INBRED RAT'S COCK TAMPONS DONKEY PUNCHER TITTIES FELLATIO DONKEY DICK CUNT LAPPER SHITFACE FUCKFACE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PIG FUCKWIT FUCKTARD WIENER AY-AY-AY HOMO WANKER CUNT BULLSHIT MILF SHITE BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKWAD FUCKING A KNOBJOCKEY DAMN [EXPLETIVE] ASSBANDIT COON ASSCRACK CHIGGER CUNT SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WHORE CUNTBUCKET COON BIGNOSE WANK FELCHING PISS ARTIST NIPPLES FIST FUCK CROTCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RECTUM RAIDER FEMADOM GRINGO COCKSTUFFER CRAP FUCKHEAD YOUR MOM DAMN IT ARSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT O CANADA FEWMETS GO HOME AND DIE TITS BITCH BEAVER NAZI COCKSHITTER EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM VAGINA NECROPHILIA REDNECK TONY LA RUSSA FUCK OFF FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE WANKSPLAT INCEST ASSRAPING PUSSY AUTOFELLATIO COCKSMOKER TAMPONS BASTARD DAMN DUMBASS FUCK DAMN IT TITTIES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SAND NIGGER FELCHING SHIT DOUCHING HONKY TACO DAMN NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY WEHATEMARIO SHITBALLS CHUFF JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY FUCK NUGGET ARSE CARPET MUNCHER FUCKTARD LOGJAMMER BANGKOK HENTAI CUM FUCKING GENITALIA HORSE PENIS JIGGABOO DICK TITS NECROPHILIA BUTT-HOLE FUCK LET'S SHIT HOT GRITS EMO DAGO EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN [Insert swear here] COCKSHITTER CUNNILINGUS PROTESTS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PIECE OF SHIT CRAP VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BOB SAGET GO HOME AND DIE WANK NIGNOG HOSER GANGBANG MAMA MIA BOLLOCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PRICK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SEMEN BIRD SHIT TACO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING JUMP! GIVING HEAD CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE MOCCASINS MARY WHITEHOUSE BASTARD BUTTFUCKER pen0r MALARKY FUCKER WANK HELL WANK SCROTUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT VAGINA BITCH ASSFACE DICKFACE YOU WANKER SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT FUCK YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAP ON A STICK WANK HITLER ARSE HEIL HITLER! SMEG JACK ABRAMOFF DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD BALL SACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COCK DAMN MONKEY SHIT TAFFY BASTARD SHIT CUNT DAMN WALRUS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE WANK PISS HELL JACKASS SEX JAP REDNECK BELLEND JESSE McCARTNEY FELLATIO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING FUCK YOU PIGS MIGHT FLY MR WINKLER IS GAY JOHN ELWAY PICKANINNY POOPOO YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN [Insert stupid word you just made up here] GRINGO DYKE CUNTRAG POMMIE SHITSLINGING SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSCRACK FUCKING BLUMPKIN SHITE PENIS THIS IS SPARTA! BLISTERING BARNACLES SUCK A BIG DICK GREASER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKFACE DAMN SHITHEAD ASSCRACK CUNTSWILLING FLYING FUCK BLOWJOB FUCK BUTTFUCKER COCKSHITTER CHRISTHUMPER DICKWAD TOSSER TITMOUSE AY-AY-AY SHIT COCK MARCH OF FLAMES SHITFACE TWAT SHIT FLYING FUCK UNICORNS DICKHEAD PRICK DOG SHIT CROTCH PISS [expletive deleted] CUNT WIKIPEDIA JERK OFF COCK COMMUNION WAFER POWERSHIT FELCHMONKEY TWAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU SHAKOPEE FUCK TITS URINE-GARGLING DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SEMPRINI BUGFUCK JACKASS CHUFF RAT'S ASS WIENER SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASS REBECCA BLACK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SOD JIGGABOO BONG FUCKSTAIN SHITE ASSHOLE DAGO ASS RAPE CUNTBUCKET CLEVELAND STEAMER HONKY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BORDER HOPPER PORCH MONKEY FUCKER WANK SHITCOCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SACRED SHITPISSER ASSHOLE DICK IN A BOX SHIT TITS TIT SPRINKLES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKFACE SHITFUCKER WIKIPEDIA ASS ASSCRACK HELLFUCKER FUCK NUGGET CHENEY DARTH VADER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BUTTFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL WALRUS SHIT CHIGGER CUM FUCK FU SPANG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POMMIE BLOWJOB FRITZ SHITE JACK OFF HITLER HONKY REBECCA BLACK BITCH RAPE JACKASS REBECCA BLACK NIGNOG DILDO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! AY-AY-AY WOMEN'S RIGHTS GOD DAMN DOODIE HEAD DAMN IT SOD CHINK BULLSHIT HELL FUCKTARD BALLS DAMN COCKGOBLIN FUCKING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FAGGOT DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING BASEBALL SCUMBAG CHAV FUCK GREASER FAGGOT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DIPSHIT PORCH MONKEY BUKKAKE WANK GO HOME AND DIE JERRY FUCK NAZI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF DAMN SHIT CHAV POMMIE ASSFACE BELLEND SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT CUM BULLCRAP CHICKEN SHIT CRAPPY FREEDOM OF SPEECH JIGGABOO FASHION BUG GOD DAMN POLACK DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS DOUCHEBAG TIT DIRT PISS ARTIST SPUNK CUNT NIGNOG CUNT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSRAMMER FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK WOODPECKERSHIT BEANER RAT'S COCK NAZI TUBA JACKASS ORGASM HOMO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LIMEY ALEX TREBEK BITCH SMEG FUCK A DUCK CHOAD FUCKING A FUCKWIT DAMN SCUMBUCKET CUNNILINGUS PAKI All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU FUCK A DUCK CUNT GRIS ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD NAZI POLACK GENITALIA HELL GOOK ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHIGGER PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK PISS ARTIST NORTH KOREA FELCHMONKEY ASS ASSHOLE NAZI SHIT CRAPMUNCHER WOP DICKWAD FIST FUCK CHOAD KISSER ARSE DAMN DOUCHE JUSTIN BIEBER NAZI I WILL END YOU! DAMN FLUFFY CLOUD PENIS ON A BUN ASS TWAT SHITSKIN TAMPON IN MY ASS PECKERHEAD DOUCHETITS SEX WIENER CHAV JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS YOGHURT CANNON DAMN KIDDY FIDDLER ASSHOLE BALLS SHITE ASSWIPE DUNE COON SHITPISSER CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMN ASSHAT DAMMIT PUSSY MONKEY SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TITWANK JERK OFF JUMPING JESUS!!! FAG RANDY TRAVIS CONDOMS HELL CARPET MUNCHER BOLLOCKS GOD DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF BUGGER OFF AUTOFELLATIO BLOWJOB NECROPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED FUCKBAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON VENEREAL DISEASE VENEREAL DISEASE BUGGER ASSFACE CC PLZ CUNT FAGGOT DUMBASS COCKSMOKER SHITSLINGING CLIT FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT CROTCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FELCHING WHORE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK WANK WHORE RANDY TRAVIS FAG TESTICLE CHOKE BOB SAGET ASSHOLE LAKE TITICACA SHIT RANDY TRAVIS BUTT PIRATE TAFFY YOU WANKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK QUEEF FUCK A DUCK ASSHOLE FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER REBECCA BLACK CHICKEN SHIT DICKWAD SPANK THE MONKEY JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ARSEBADGERS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SPUNK CARPET MUNCHER GOD DAMN SPIC SNUFF PORN YUKKY DOODY [Insert swear here] LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BASTARD JERK OFF POLESMOKER ASSWIPE DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE BUTTFUCKER DOG SHIT TITTIES JERRY TOSSER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKING A FUCKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT WHORE FUCKING CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF SHIT PISS PISS OFF ANAL DIABETES FAG SHITFACE SHIT BIRD SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKTARD NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN JACKASS SHIT QUEEF SUGARTITS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD BLESS AMERICA GANGBANG DAMNATION TAMPONS SEX NIGGER TITS SHITTY MILF PUNANI FROG GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO JUSTIN BIEBER HORSE PENIS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BRITNEY BUGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS SNUFF PORN THONG TASTER DICK TITS CROTCH INCEST COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BALLS CLUSTER FUCK SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FEWMETS BASTARD FELCHING AMERICA ONLINE RAT'S ASS BONG PRICK FRENCH TICKLER BEAVER BANGKOK LAKE TITICACA I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SEMEN [expletive deleted] ASSCRACK SPIC FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMN FRITZ POMMIE CUNT INCEST NIGGER TITS HOMO DOG SHIT ASSCRACK ASSWIPE FUCKWIT MARGARET THATCHER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS DARTH VADER DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS CAMEL FUCKER MASTURBATION ABO CUNT COON BALLS SCROTUM INBRED MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG WANK BLUE PENIS! RUSKIE TESTICLE CHOKE DOG SHIT MOSES JACKASS CHOAD ASSHAT ARFENHOUSE CAMEL JOCKEY INJUN PISS OFF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK JAP GRINGO SCUMBUCKET JACKASS SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA O KURWA! ASSHAT BELGIUM 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FRIG ART METAL PRODUCTS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CRAP ON A STICK DICK TAMPONS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHRISTHUMPER SHIT SHITE TWISTY VAGINA BIG FOOT FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD HORSE PENIS LAKE TITICACA TAFFY BUTT PIRATE AY-AY-AY SHITFACE [expletive deleted] MILF SEX SOD OFF EPIDIDYMIS BUTTFUCKER BOOBS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BONER FUCKING A BULLSHIT FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CRAPFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU GENITALIA DAMMIT SHIT MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST WIKIPEDIA NEGRO COMMUNIST DILDO BUKKAKE VENEREAL DISEASE ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK OFF CUNT BITCH FUCKWIT SHITCOCK NEGRO WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? COCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DIPSHIT GRIS CUNT SAND NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS LAKE TITICACA BALL SACK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PISS BOOBS GOD DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHAT DYKE CONDOMS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHAT ASSRAPING REDNECK FUCK OFF NAZI BIRD IN THE HOUSE DUMBASS FRIG BATHING SUIT AREA DICKLICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DEMOCRACY CUNNILINGUS TAFFY SAGGY TITS CHOAD KISSER FUCK BANGKOK I AM CORNHOLIO! JACKASS HITLER BIG FOOT SHITBALLS NAZI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! RUSTY TROMBONE PISS OFF SHITCUNTING FROG'S FAT ASS JESSE McCARTNEY SHITE CROTCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WOP RICK MORANIS FUCKHEAD MONKEY BALLS FUCK YOU FUCKING CHIGGER FUCKING A BLESSED DAMN SAINT ASSHOLE BOB SAGET DICK CHICKEN ASSHAT COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCK SMEG BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE QUEEF ASSHAT SCROTUM MONKEY SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK FALUN GONG FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITSLIDE SOD OFF SOD OFF PENISPENISPENIS!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIGGER SHITE GOATSE SCUMBUCKET TWAT CANDY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NIGGER FUCKING A CHING CHONG CHINK ASSFACE INBRED CLEMEN GOOK SACRED ANAL DOG FUCKER HORSE SHIT JACKASS SHIT SHITE FUCK BEAVER ANAL DIABETES ASS ASSHOLE SIGMUND FREUD GYPSY CUNT COLGATE FUCK YOU WEHATEMARIO WETBACK BASTARD SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU SUCK BALLS

TOSSER DOUCHING CRAPFUCKER RAT'S ASS SCROTUM NIGNOG KNOBJOCKEY GOD DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER HAIL SATAN! WANK BAT FUCK INSANE DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMMIT FUCKING TWAT FUCK PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER BASTARD BUGFUCK POTTYMOUTH FUCK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT JIZZ FUCKHEAD NAZI FUCK OFF WANK DELICIOUS CAKE PUSSYLICKER I WILL END YOU! DOODIE HEAD ARSE MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT LAPPER FUCKFACE SHITFACE BENCH PRESS BOOBS CAPITALISM KEEP EMO ASS LICKER GOD DAMMIT Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOTHERFUCKER and with the FUCKTARD and his CHOAD of girraffes in which FUCKING A while reading about CHINK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SAND NIGGER

Article written in the style of its subject This article is DARTH VADER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ABO subject. If you do not find it funny CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, it is probably because you are an INBRED DIPSHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASSRAMMER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCK joke loses its humour ASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITSLIDE ignorant, then you wouldn't have CLIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! I'LL RAPE YOU PECKERHEAD BITCH FUCKWIT JIZZ!!!!!I <3 COCK

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