Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without YOU WANKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a KAFFIR article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or O KURWA! neurochemical FUCK disorder JUSTIN BIEBER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DONKEY DICK, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHOLE or COLGATE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may suck my mothers include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BULLCRAP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS CHAV words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous I'LL RAPE YOU utterFUCKance of socially CUNTING ASSCRACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YOU television programs to address CRACKER Tourette's syndrome.

FENCE JUMPER Tourette's is CHINK not to be FUCK OFF confused with DIPSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SOD random FUCKHEAD disorientation, culturally-FUCKWIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HEIL HITLER! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BALL SACK language, SONNY BILL WILLIAMS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TAFFY NI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOOBIES souvenir shoppes and massive CHAV quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A TWAT Polite Note to the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Author:

The FUDGEPACKER Tourette's DARTH VADER Research Institute was SHIT founded to HELL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WETBACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLEMEN article CLEVELAND STEAMER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TOWELHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUKKAKE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of OSTRICH MY ASS Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can [Insert yet another person's name here] blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BLOWJOB TV, for always focusing on the JACK OFF bad side of a terrible WIENER thing.
The main FUCKWIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FRAK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PIECE OF SHIT knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is ARSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMMIT school for DONKEY DICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BRITNEY sufferers to become SAGGY TITS manically depressed and BEAVER commit SHITE suicide.
There is no CUNNILINGUS cure, and the BIRD SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the TRANNY tics often have adverse P'KANG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHETITS body to go FUCK numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than SPUNK it is without the PEDOPHILIA drug.

I am an active member of a PAKI tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BONG the ASSWIPE public view of Tourettes as a "MOTHERFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKBAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PENIS ON A STICK sorry for BITCH "hi-jacking" your DIPSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TENTACLE RAPE this that really DIPSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a [EXPLETIVE] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SMEG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be REDNECK, and making fun of a I'LL RAPE YOU horrible disorder is (not) CLUSTERFUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITPISSER time.

Best DAGO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSCRACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries KENNY leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. TITS & DICKS Regards to Andrew COCKSMOKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The ORGASM bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSWIPE punch him if you NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BELLEND saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my WANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DONKEY DICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SCUMBAG and POLESMOKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PORCH MONKEY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMN BAND WITH 4 SACRED MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKWIT HORSE! DONKEY DICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DONKEY DICK'S HOUSE

How INCEST to TIT SPRINKLES cure POMMIE the CUNT Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FRAK for DUNE COON Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Syndrome CRAPMUNCHER is CUNT following COCKSUCKER these DOUCHEBAG rules SHITSLINGING in PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS order:

1: Avoid DOG SHIT immature DILDO little FRAK kids,
2: Count to WOMEN'S RIGHTS within DAMN 10 JACKASS SHITseconds,
3: Do not open your DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT TURD nor WOODPECKERSHIT talk,
4: Tell DEVELOPERS! yourself you SHITCUNTING don't COCKING FUCKBOROUGH have ART METAL PRODUCTS this JAP disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FREE ELECTIONS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DONKEY DICK last straw PUSSY!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKSTAIN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLIT the TOP OF NIPPLES THIS PIG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKWAD offensive. JACK ABRAMOFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANK people who try BALL SACK to battle FAG'BITCH that tight-ass JAP 17-year-BUGFUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POLAK it now, but someone said CHICKEN SHIT' PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKWIT'MOCKIE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COMMUNIST DILDO is a laughing 666 matter. Plus there NECROPHILIA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are TIT DIRT articles NORTH KOREA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNTING ASSCRACK stuff. So REDNECK that means ANAL DIABETES stop getting mad at the RECTUM RAIDER first part too and FROG'S FAT ASS talking about the SPUNK letter that it's BUTT-FOR-BRAINS mocking (what DAMN letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian NAZI hi self [Insert swear here] even made a really TESTICLE CHOKE good point. "It's YOU WANKER nothing more DAMMIT from a head nod to a BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! knee tick". QUEEF. Which I'll add FUCKFACE onto WOODPECKERSHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMMIT suffer that GOD DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK be, because if I were a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WIGGER hilarious. If you RAT'S ASS Want facts, go on DICK TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL be offended, don't read FOUR-EYES the freaking CHINK article anyway.

DAGO COCKSUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FLYING FUCK VAGINA BONER SCUMBAG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD ASSWIPE

CHOAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COLGATE FUCKER WINDOWS VISTA ASSWIPE TOSSER SUCK MY DICK FUCKWIT SUCK MY DICK DUMBASS GOATSE RAPE SPUNK ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST DAMN NIGGER TITS AUTOFELLATIO WANKER SHITFUCKER KAFFIR DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE JOHN ELWAY FUCKFACE DAMN DOT HEAD CUNTRAG CRAPFUCKER CHENEY TIT DIRT FROG YID TWO-INCH PENIS ASS TWAT BUGGER OFF AUTOFELLATIO DONGSHOVER BOLLOCKS CUNT MICK DICKWAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK NUGGET TITS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SEMEN DILDO WIGGER PIECE OF SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKER FAGGOT DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT COLGATE DONKEY DICK CHOAD KISSER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TWAT MASTURBATION ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BULLSHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CARPET MUNCHER BOB SAGET BEAVER REDSKIN ASSWIPE FUCK OFF DAMN NIGGER ELECTION COCKGOBLIN I AM CORNHOLIO! JUNGLE BUNNY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS REDSKIN EMO FEWMETS NIGGER TITS HELL POOPY ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN IT FUCK YOU SHITCOCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK FLYING FUCK BITCH SHITFACE NIGGER ASS AUTOFELLATIO MOCCASINS CRAPPY BOLLOCKS BASTARD BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKER BALL SACK RAT'S COCK NI INBRED NICARAGUA BOOBS PRICK FUCKSTAIN POMMIE BOLLOCKS YOUR MOM TITS & DICKS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISS OFF GOOK AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST SHITFACE PENISBIRD FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT DYKE AAAAAAAAA! TAMPONS DICKHEAD FUCKTARD PEARL NECKLACE DICK CHICKEN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT BITCH FELLATIO WIKIPEDIA YUKY DOODY MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS BITCH FELLATIO FUCK COCK POLAK MARY WHITEHOUSE BALL SACK FRITZ SLOPE BORDER HOPPER RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD FELCHING LIMEY BLUMPKIN YOU WANKER CUNT RAGHEAD FAGGOT WIENER CLIT FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SPUNK FUCK YOU SEMEN DAGO ASSFACE DAMN GOD DAMN TENTACLE RAPE BELLEND FUCKBAG YOU WANKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DOUCHE CUNT SPIC BASTARD NAZI HELL FUCKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK SPUNK YOUR MOM CROTCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOB SAGET PECKERHEAD SEMEN BITCH FUCKHEAD POLAK BASTARD TITTIES MOCKIE PRICK GANGBANG EUROIPODS DANDELIONS CLEMEN SUCK MY COCK URINE-GARGLING HORSE SHIT WHITE RIGHTS WANKER CUM BASTARD ARSEBADGERS BOLLOCKS DICKFACE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS SHITSLINGING COON IT'S OVER 9000! FUCKWIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITMOUSE GOD DAMMIT DYKE FIRECROTCH SEMPRINI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HO COCKSUCKER GOBSHITE GRINGO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN DICKHEAD PISS POMMIE PAKI BOON BOOBIES ASSHAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF WANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES PRICK SHITTY PENIS FUCKWIT FELCHING BULLSHIT BEAVER SHITTY JAP SHITE DICK TITS LGBT RIGHTS FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK DICK IN A BOX POLESMOKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PISS OFF BUGFUCK DAMN IT ASSFACE NIGNOG PIECE OF SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK BELLEND CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE SLOPE JUNGLE BUNNY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MASTURBATION STEVE BALLMER FUCKFACE BLUMPKIN FROG'S FAT ASS EARS OF CHRIST SHIT MALARKY VAGINA NAZI TIMBER NIGGER KIDDY FIDDLER SHITTY FUCKHEAD FOUR-EYES MILF CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF COLGATE RAPE TURD STEVE BALLMER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT SEMEN TITS CRAPFUCKER SHITTY ANAL SHITFACE I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE SHIT HELL BASTARD FELCHING RAT'S ASS FUCKING A RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ RAPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT DICK CHICKEN FROG ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS FASCIST FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK INBRED DAMN CHRISTHUMPER NEGRO DICK IN A BOX RAT'S ASS BONER SPANK THE MONKEY PUSSYLICKER GREASER DOUCHE POLACK FUCKING A BLUMPKIN WANKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NEOPETS FAG CUNTRAG SHITE PORCH MONKEY TIMBER NIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? REDSKIN FELLATIO RECTUM RAIDER ASSCRACK DIPSHIT PIG FREE ELECTIONS SCUMBAG ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WINDOWS VISTA GOD DAMMIT FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSFACE WIENER SHIT FIST FUCK SHIT CHAV SHIT ASSCRACK BULLSHIT TIT DIRT BEAVER DOG FUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT HELL FRIG BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS BITCH NIGGER SAND NIGGER ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKING BASEBALL SHITHEAD WEHATEMARIO ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE JAP BULLSHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES JAP AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD CHOAD HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SOD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NIGGER FUCKSTAIN WIENER FRIG BAT FUCK INSANE TITS & DICKS BELLEND TWAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? YOU WANKER BITCH HELL KNOBJOCKEY NECROPHILIA ARSE SPICY CUNT FUCK MASTURBATION DOUCHE THONG TASTER KAFFIR PEEPEE BITCH BITCH POOPY FRIG PAKI BOLLOCKS ABO POO POO BLOWJOB SCUMBAG ASSFACE DAMMIT WIENER DAMMIT [expletive deleted] FUCKFUCKFUCK TRANNY BEANER SHITFACE LOLLIPOPS GOD DAMMIT BITCH COCKSUCKER CLEMEN ASS DICK BRUSH MA TEETH CUNTBUCKET BUTT PIRATE GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POLAK PISS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HOMO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH BASTARD FUCK HORSE SHIT DAMN IT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER DIPSHIT SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MY ASS DICKLICK YOUR MOM DARTH VADER BUTTFUCKER SAND NIGGER EAT MY SHIT! SHITCOCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PISS LOGJAMMER TRANNY CUNTRAG BOOBS BOYCOTT VIACOM! LIMEY CROTCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ORGASM SCROTUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITCOCK ALF ANUSCAKE DAMMIT ASS LICKER ASSHOLE HORSE SHIT [expletive deleted] CUNTRAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE INVISIBLE! TOSSER CUNT CRAPPER PUNANI I AM CORNHOLIO! CHICKEN SHIT SHITBALLS FUCK OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK FUCK OFF KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER POWERSHIT WIENER BONER JENKEM SUGAR URINE-GARGLING SHITFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKFACE CHAV BOLLOCKS HOMO GOBSHITE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG PEEPEE BOB SAGET I'LL RAPE YOU PISS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG EMO POLESMOKER O CANADA HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF BASTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN SHITE NECROPHILIA MOCKIE HELLFIRE HADJI DAMN IT CUNT ASSHOLE PAKI SHITSLINGING BIGNOSE AY-AY-AY CRAPPY CLEVELAND STEAMER PUSSY BENCH PRESS FUCK MASTURBATION HELL PISS OFF SHITHEAD BUKKAKE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS PENIS ON A BUN DIPSHIT CLIT MILF HADJI TUBA BUKKAKE JUNGLE BUNNY CAMEL FUCKER TITTYWANK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PRICK ROMANIA SHITSLINGING FUCKING A COCKSUCKER NEGRO CRAPFUCKER DAMN FUCKTARD BRUSH MA TEETH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WOP BASTARD INCEST GANGBANG TIMBER NIGGER FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES MOTHERFUCKER BUNG-HOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK MICK FUCKING FUCKER DAMN IT DOUCHING JACKASS FRITZ COON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DILDO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FELCHING ABO POLESMOKER JIZZ HITLER GREASER YOU SUCK BALLS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON REDEEMING VALUE CHOAD KISSER HAIL SATAN! PENISBIRD TOWELHEAD SACRED BAD MOTHERFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CROTCH CUNT NIPPLES FIST FUCK RANDY TRAVIS JOHN ELWAY AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S COCK DILDO CLUSTERFUCK NEOPETS FRITZ SHITE TURD CLUSTERFUCK RICK MORANIS SHIT FUCKSTAIN RECTUM RAIDER VAGINA SAGGY TITS DONKEY DICK DAMN IT GOD DAMN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR PIGFUCKER RAPE ARSE PENIS PISS DAMN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKER TOTAL BULLSHIT FRED PHELPS WANK WOODPECKERSHIT BOOBS DICKHEAD FUCK CUNT COON SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY ASS FASCIST GOATSE SHIT ASSHAT QUEEF BITCH POLAK CRAPPY WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI BUGGER CLUSTERFUCK SHITFUCKER ARSE PISS PUSSYLICKER YOU WANKER BULLCRAP FUCK SHITSKIN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITFUCKER NIGGER TITS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLYING FUCK DAMMIT JOHNNY SAMUEL L. JACKSON VAGINA SON OF A BITCH WIENER LENS CRAFTERS FUCKSTAIN REDSKIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSCRACK GENITALIA TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE BASTARD DICKFACE FUCK OFF TOTAL SHITTY NICARAGUA CLIT FUCKWIT PENIS HORSE PENIS SHIT LIKE A HORSE pen0r HELL MASTURBATION INCEST INCEST DICKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE BUGGER OFF JIGGABOO FUCKFACE RECTUM RAIDER RAPE FUCK YOU SHIT AY-AY-AY FU SPANG DICK WIENER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSHOLE HELL SHUT UP, MEG! PEDOPHILIA SPANK THE MONKEY PISS OFF MY ASS PORCH MONKEY NIGNOG INJUN BITCH DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CLUSTERFUCK DAMMIT MASTURBATION ASSHAT FUCKHEAD RAPE ART METAL PRODUCTS DONALD RUMSFELD SPICY CUNT FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS EAT MY SHIT! POMMIE SHITTY WANK CUNT FIRECROTCH ASSBANDIT KIKE WOP SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NIGGER PRICK FOUR-EYES HELL PENISBIRD DOM DeLUISE WETBACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I WILL END YOU! WANK PISS SUGARTITS DOUCHE CUNT DUMBASS TESTICLE CHOKE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JENKEM SMEG FUCKING DUMBASS DUNE COON TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NEGRO FUCKFACE PENIS BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKTARD GYPSY DAMN IT SEX DICKHEAD DUNE COON MOTHERFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUM WANK SPIC ASSHOLE CUNT EAT MY SHIT! OSTRICH MY ASS AY-AY-AY BAT FUCK INSANE SHITE NIPPLES REDNECK PIG HOSER FUCKING A TRANNY SHITFACE BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAA! GOD DAMN RAGHEAD FUCKFACE GOAT DICK BUTTFUCKER SHIT ASS PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS LICKER POLACK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKFACE BELGIUM FRIG ANAL IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BEAVER WIGGER BITCH ASS BOOBS ORGASM AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING A BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE PENIS CUNT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD STEVE BALLMER FIRECROTCH POTTYMOUTH BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKFACE SHITBALLS ARSEBADGERS OSTRICH MY ASS CLUSTERFUCK CARPET MUNCHER HELL ASSHAT MOCKIE D'OH FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT GOD DAMN BIG FOOT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CUNT PISS OFF FU SPANG PUNANI TITS BIRD SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKTARD BASTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKGOBLIN FUCK NUGGET ASS FUCK HOMO DAMN IT REDSKIN BELLEND PISS ARTIST SHITTY CHOAD SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK FUCK ASSHAT DICKHEAD SHIT CRACKER MONKEY SHIT HORSE PENIS NIGGER FIST FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS CRAPPY POMMIE LENS CRAFTERS BONER DOUCHE DOG SHIT NICARAGUA INBRED INJUN SOD PRICK FUCKFACE DICKLICK CUNT SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOUCHE TWAT BALLS MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKHEAD INCEST SEMPRINI BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YOU NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PENIS PIG [expletive deleted] LET'S SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHIGGER AY-AY-AY DAMNATION BUTT PIRATE ASSFACE CHOAD BLUE PENIS! RUSKIE CUNT FUCK OFF SHITSKIN PIECE OF SHIT FUCK SHITE RAPE MASTURBATION BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT NICARAGUA JACKASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITS & DICKS JACK ABRAMOFF BULLSHIT ASSCRACK ASS PEDOPHILIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUTT PIRATE COCKSMOKER ASSFACE INBRED CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DICKFACE HIGH WAGES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WIGGER FUCK HELL RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE DICK TITS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCKING BASEBALL FUCK RAGHEAD DOUCHETITS PROLES SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS CLUSTERFUCK BLUMPKIN SOD CLEMEN SHIT JACKASS SHIT DICKWAD DICKFACE FRAK SHITFUCKER JERRY TWAT PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YID BEANER ASS FROG'S FAT ASS DICKFACE SCROTUM KIDDY FIDDLER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PEDOPHILIA and with the SHITTY and his SEX of girraffes in which ASSFACE while reading about KIKE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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