Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's RAT'S COCK'DIRTY SANCHEZ'BOLLOCKS'COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK'DAMN'BITCH'FUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a COCKSMOKER look at the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE talk page of this ASSCRACK article for notes or discussion before BEAVER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NICARAGUA neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MALL SANTA, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or SHITHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNTSWILLING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BLOWJOB way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PENIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat AY-AY-AY CLIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING A utterFUCKance of socially PRICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address CROTCH Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKHEAD Tourette's is DEVELOPERS! not to be FUCK confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS ARTIST random BOOBS disorientation, culturally-NIPPLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PRICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MACACA language, VENEREAL DISEASE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHINK CONDOMS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky AMERICA ONLINE souvenir shoppes and massive JUNGLE BUNNY quantities BASKETBALL HOOP of ANAL DIABETES PISS ARTIST garbage.

Darnit.

A POLAK Polite Note to the KIKE Author:

The DICKHEAD Tourette's FEMADOM Research Institute was SHITFACE founded to CUNTRAG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMN article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNNILINGUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSWIPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TURD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLEMEN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers SHITFUCKER swear. You can BUTT PIRATE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SMEG TV, for always focusing on the JACKASS SHIT bad side of a terrible TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! thing.
• The main IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SOD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIPPLES knee CHIGGER NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN IT school for BRITNEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage VENEREAL DISEASE sufferers to become ASSFACE manically depressed and SPICY CUNT FUCK commit ARSE suicide.
• There is no ASS FASCIST cure, and the TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse POLESMOKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TWAT perodol" which caused my entire CUNTING ASSCRACK body to go EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA numb and RAGHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than JIGGABOO it is without the CUNT LAPPER drug.

I am an active member of a CHOAD KISSER tourette syndrome CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WOP the O KURWA! public view of Tourettes as a "BALLS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COLGATE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NAZI sorry for PISSHOLE "hi-jacking" your PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a P'KANG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TOTAL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS, and making fun of a WIGGER horrible disorder is (not) PISS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOTHERFUCKER time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I'LL RAPE YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. JESSE McCARTNEY Regards to Andrew BUKKAKE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHAT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my RAPE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MALL SANTA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JERK OFF and PEDOPHILIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNNILINGUS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOUCHE BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MARGARET THATCHER HORSE! MALL SANTA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MALL SANTA'S HOUSE

How [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] to LAKE TITICACA cure JESSE McCARTNEY the DONGSHOVER Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKWIT for CUNTRAG Tourette's GRAPE PENIS Syndrome ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS is RAGHEAD following BUTT PIRATE these SUITCASE PENIS rules REDSKIN in MAMA MIA order:

• 1: Avoid COCKSMOKER immature PEARL NECKLACE little [Insert stupid word you just made up here] kids,
• 2: Count to GOD DAMMIT within SAMUEL L. JACKSON 10 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OIseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMMIT GENITALIA DAMN nor FELCHING talk,
• 4: Tell EPIDIDYMIS yourself you SHIT don't TONY LA RUSSA have ASS this FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MALL SANTA last straw CUNT!

I fucking put GOD DAMMIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ANAL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOTHERFUCKER the TOP OF FROG'S FAT ASS THIS CROTCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BITCH offensive. YOU WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSWIPE people who try FUCK YOU to battle REDSKIN'ASS that tight-ass DAMMIT 17-year-DUMBASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MASTURBATION it now, but someone said BANGKOK' SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST'BUGGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMMIT is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there YOU WANKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PEDOPHILIA Uncyclopedia, there are JACKASS articles SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So CHIGGER that means GOOK stop getting mad at the EXTRA LONG PENIS first part too and POTTYMOUTH talking about the ASSHAT letter that it's SHIT mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what WALRUS SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian EPIDIDYMIS hi self RAT'S ASS even made a really MOTHERFUCKER good point. "It's ARSE nothing more MILF from a head nod to a FUCK knee tick". JERK OFF. Which I'll add YID onto CRAPMUNCHER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NORTH KOREA suffer that CANNED QUOTE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ALEX TREBEK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CLUSTERFUCK be, because if I were a TITS & DICKS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article REDSKIN hilarious. If you TWAT Want facts, go on DONKEY PUNCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POMMIE be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking FELLATIO article anyway.

GOBSHITE JACKASS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER POOPOO FASHION BUG SHITSKIN BOB SAGET FENCE JUMPER CRAPPY RUSTY TROMBONE

BITCH SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER SOD CANNED QUOTE SHITSLINGING SHITFACE INJUN JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH ASSHOLE COON WALRUS SHIT FUCK CRAPPY TITS JIZZ TITWANK WANK ALEX TREBEK WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF REDNECK SHITSLINGING ASS BASTARD DICKFACE GRINGO GANGBANG BOOBS HOSER TAMPONS CAMEL JOCKEY WOODPECKERSHIT PEEPEE THONG TASTER SCUMBAG DICKHEAD SUGARTITS DOG SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES PRICK FUCK RAPE PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITSLINGING NIGGER TITS & DICKS BALL SACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CUNT FUCK YOU NORTH KOREA HORSE PENIS SHITSKIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SAGGY TITS PAKI BUKKAKE CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT VAGINA SHITCOCK PRICK BUGGER OFF NEGRO BELLEND CHRIS CHAN FUCKING A DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITMOUSE FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG FRAK RAGHEAD DILDO PUSSY DAMN WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOUCHING BASTARD LICK PUSSY HOT GRITS SHITE CUNTBUCKET CHENEY SHITFACE FUCK NI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOBSHITE ASSRAPING BLOWJOB FAG BITCH NECROPHILIA PIECE OF SHIT MOCCASINS TAFFY ANUSCAKE ASSFACE CRAP ON A STICK JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT YOU WANKER PENIS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JESSE McCARTNEY SHITE COON CHENEY PRICK ASSCRACK BIGNOSE WANK CUNT PISS OFF FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER TAFFY THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS FRIG RAPE EPIDIDYMIS ASSCRACK NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BULLCRAP EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS ARTIST TITTYWANK NEGRO REDNECK LIMEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN IT DAMNATION SON OF A BITCH RUSKIE ASS WINDOWS VISTA PAGE BLANKING BRITNEY PIGFUCKER HADJI ASSFACE LOLCAT FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT NORTH KOREA ASSHAT RAT'S COCK BANGKOK SOD PUNANI DUMBASS RUSTY TROMBONE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! THONG TASTER I CAN AFFORD FOOD FUCKSTAIN ASS HENTAI FUCKWIT SHIT TURD DIPSHIT LAKE TITICACA DIRTY SANCHEZ WIENER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE DOG SHIT FUCK OFF BUTT PIRATE COCKGOBLIN FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BULLSHIT DOUCHETITS YOUR MOM PISS ARTIST MAMA MIA LIMEY TITWANK ANAL DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSRAMMER FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE GO HOME AND DIE CRAP DICKHEAD MASTURBATION SCUMBAG SUCK MY COCK CUNT BIRD SHIT BALL SACK FUCKWIT ARSE ASSHAT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE JENKEM ASSCRACK DICKFACE BELGIUM DAMN IT BOOBIES TIT DIRT CUM HELLFIRE FUCK HELL BALLS NEOPETS CUNT TIMBER NIGGER PEEPEE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CAMEL JOCKEY KRAUT BLOWJOB SCROTUM SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PORCUPINE'S BALLS BANGKOK DICK PUSSY BEAVER SOD RANDY TRAVIS CUNTRAG REDNECK FROG CUNT BUGFUCK WOP JERRY SHITE LHASA RAT'S ASS SEX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MONKEY SHIT BASTARD DARTH VADER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG MONKEY'S UNCLE REDSKIN BALL SACK BOLLOCKS QUEEF DAMNATION PAKI KIKE ASSWIPE CAMEL JOCKEY O KURWA! BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS PISS ARTIST DOUCHE NAZI MONKEY SHIT TITS & DICKS BAD MOTHERFUCKER THONG TASTER FROG'S FAT ASS HOMO CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK SPANK THE MONKEY BASTARD CHOAD KISSER THONG TASTER JIZZ FUCKING SHITTY COLGATE POO POO BLOWJOB PIXIES VENEREAL DISEASE VAGINA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S ASS HELL FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS JACKASS DICKHEAD BULLSHIT SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKFACE INBRED HADJI FOUR-EYES FLYING RAT'S ASS JERK OFF BEAVER NEGRO WINDOWS VISTA BUKKAKE WIENER NIGGER CUNT RUSKIE DICK IN A BOX SHITFUCKER BOON NI SON OF A BITCH ANUSCAKE BLISTERING BARNACLES FLYING RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS WOP BRUSH MA TEETH JIZZ I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHOAD SHITTY YOUR MOM FUCK YOU JACK OFF BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS GOOK CUNT BIRD SHIT NECROPHILIA DOUCHING WIENER DUNE COON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD O KURWA! FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NAZI PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOUCHE NAZI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE TWAT FUCKTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIENER CUNTRAG BASTARD BITCH WHORE PIECE OF SHIT SHITSKIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS CHIGGER FIREWALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT CUM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HO ASSCRACK WANK WANKSPLAT SCUMBAG HORSE SHIT HORSE PENIS HEAVEN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO NAZI BALLS PISS CONDOMS INBRED DICKHEAD THONG TASTER SHIT TURD SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! GRINGO FELCHMONKEY SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMN IT BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RAPE FUCKWIT FUCK OFF ASS YID DICKLICK DICKHEAD WANK CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WIENER INCEST PUSSY BUGGER DOT HEAD TITWANK FUCKSTAIN WANK SHITFACE CRAPPY PUSSYLICKER TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN DOUCHEBAG Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS BIGNOSE IN SACREMENT TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN HADJI HAIL SATAN! SUITCASE PENIS ASSHAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SOD HELL POMMIE YOU WANKER DONKEY DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS VAGINA CLIT RAT'S COCK I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITE GOD DAMMIT INJUN FUCKWIT PUSSY BALLS SPICY CUNT FUCK COCK YOU WANKER DILDO TWISTY VAGINA DYKE DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE SMEG FUCK OFF WIGGER ORGASM BUTT PIRATE SHITE GANGBANG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELLFIRE MOLDY TITS BUGGER OFF WANK COON ORGASM TWAT PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS WIGGER ARSE FUCKTARD CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSEBADGERS CUNTRAG CAPITALISM FUCKTARD INCEST ASSWIPE ABO FUCK ASS AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST DEVELOPERS! FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TESTICLE CHOKE SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GIVING HEAD WANK MOTHERFUCKER INBRED ABO YOU WANKER HELL TIT SPRINKLES JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WANKER CLEMEN FUCKWIT KIKE BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S ASS DUMBASS DUNE COON FRED PHELPS COCKSUCKER SCUMBAG BONER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD SHIT SHITTY HELL BASTARD ANAL FENCE JUMPER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AUTOFELLATIO DOG SHIT YUKY DOODY DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRIG BULLSHIT NIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY CROTCH FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN EMO GOD DAMMIT COCK AUTOFELLATIO VANDAL JERK OFF INBRED COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS REDNECK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD SHITCOCK GYPSY DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! BITCH CLIT I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITSLINGING BLOWJOB TOSSER PISS ARTIST PISS CUNT BITCH BUGGER OFF COCK GOD DAMN 666 IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKTARD WINDOWS VISTA PENIS SEMEN CUM LOLCAT SHITSKIN DICK CHOAD [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT SHIT BELGIUM ASSBANDIT INBRED SHITHEAD TITWANK DIRTY SANCHEZ POMMIE KRAUT I RAPE WALRUSES! TWISTY VAGINA MOLDY TITS BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMN TITS FUCKING A SHITTY TITTIES [expletive deleted] BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER BUGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FAG PIGFUCKER REDSKIN FUCKBAG SHITTY SUGARTITS HOSER BITCH JERRY ASS PEARL NECKLACE SPICY CUNT FUCK BATMAN & ROBIN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BUKKAKE CAMEL JOCKEY HADJI WHORE BEANER FAGGOT CUNNILINGUS DOUCHEBAG HELL GOOK PRICK ORGASM NEGRO SHITFUCKER DICK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TITTIES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PEEPEE DOUCHE BUGGER OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK ASS INBRED COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING BUTTFUCKER PUNANI RAT'S COCK WANK TITMOUSE HUEY P. NEWTON JACKASS DOG FUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITE SHITTY ASSHOLE JAP GOAT DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD 666 BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS BUTTFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT TITMOUSE LIMEY FROG THONG TASTER FUCK CARPET MUNCHER TITTIES DICKHEAD 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DAMN DUMBASS GANGBANG WHORE HITLER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BULLSHIT SUGARTITS FU SPANG MOCKIE SOD OFF ASS COCKSUCKER HELL DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NAZI NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS YUKY DOODY POLESMOKER SHITSLIDE SHIT NECROPHILIA P'KANG FLYING FUCK BLUMPKIN SHITTY REDSKIN BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF SHITCOCK WIENER PORCH MONKEY SHITE REDNECK MOCKIE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MALARKY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA DAMN IT WHITE POWER DOUCHING DICKLICK JENKEM PISS OFF MY ASS POMMIE TWO-INCH PENIS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NIGGER ANUSCAKE FLYING FUCK WIENER ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKBAG BULLSHIT DOUCHING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COCK SOD POOPY JOHN SMILEY FACE I WILL KILL YOU! ANAL PUSSY FROG SEMEN SHIT ASSHOLE POLACK TIT DIRT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BOLLOCKS SHIT FRIG GENITALIA HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET O KURWA! MONKEY SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKHEAD BLOWJOB HELLFUCKER YOU WANKER WANK FUCKFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK ASS FOUR-EYES HELLFIRE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN COCKGOBLIN DICK CHICKEN POLACK PISS SNUFF PORN TESTICLE CHOKE WANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUGFUCK ARSE FELCHING MALL SANTA SHITCOCK DUNE COON ARSE YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK SHITBALLS URINE-GARGLING BOOBS JESSE McCARTNEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NAZI CUNT FAGGOT JIGGABOO FUCK YOU CUNT BUTT PIRATE CHOAD HELL BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBS BLISTERING BARNACLES PUNANI SEX GOD DAMN BIGNOSE CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE SPIC FEWMETS AMERICAN SPELLING CLIT GOD DAMN TRANNY PRICK DICKHEAD HELLFUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNT DICK CHICKEN ABO WANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ARSE ASSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITBALLS O CANADA CRAP ON A STICK SOD NIGGER SHITCOCK HELL INCEST HEIL HITLER! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BRITNEY CLEMEN MONKEY'S UNCLE CHICKEN SHIT MOCKIE FUCKER PISS GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER BITCH BOOBIES DAMN FUCKFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CAMEL FUCKER TITMOUSE GYPSY CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY COCK FAGGOT DOUCHEBAG CHIGGER DICK WIENER TOWELHEAD WANK NAZI CUNT ASSHAT COCKSMOKER FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER DAGO VAGINA CHIGGER ASS RICK MORANIS HENTAI SHITSLINGING CHOAD VAGINA TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! THONG TASTER FUCK YOU DOG FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICK TITS and with the ASSWIPE and his IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of girraffes in which DIRTY SANCHEZ while reading about WEHATEMARIO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FELLATIO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HO