Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder LOLCAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKWIT, sudden JACKASS SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS OFF or URINE-GARGLING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTTFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKWIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KNOBJOCKEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANKER utterFUCKance of socially ASS objectionable words).
SHIT Tourette's is SHITSLINGING not to be SHITTING DICK NIPPLES confused with PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHICKEN FRIES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BAT FUCK INSANE random P'KANG disorientation, culturally-BUTT-HOLE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, EAT MY SHIT! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TWAT FUCKING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities KRAUT of ANAL DIABETES DONKEY DICK garbage.
Darnit.
A SEX Polite Note to the I'LL RAPE YOU Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DYKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKSTAIN article DARTH VADER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAGO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FROG'S FAT ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSCRACK.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHOAD KISSER Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TITTIES Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHE NAZI TV, for always focusing on the FLYING FUCK bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
- The main DAMN IT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PEEPEE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WHORE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CRACKER knee SHITBALLS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is TITTIES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BELLEND cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for GOD DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage suck my mothers sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and JUNGLE BUNNY commit BOOBIES suicide.
- There is no BASTARD cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse DELICIOUS CAKE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHOAD perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go CROTCH numb and DICK CHICKEN basically made it NIGGA! worse than DIPSHIT it is without the CLEMEN drug.
I am an active member of a WANK tourette syndrome CUNTBUCKET association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITMOUSE the TRANNY public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DONKEY DICK much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for TIT SPRINKLES "hi-jacking" your SHITFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLEMEN this that really COCK annoys me. I am working towards a GIVING HEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITPISSER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT, and making fun of a FAGGOT horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.
Best MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FUCKWIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply
As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not TIANENMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.
Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen
P.S. MARY WHITEHOUSE Regards to Andrew MOTHERFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply
As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?
Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JAP saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FELCHING intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCKWIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are ASSHOLE and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOAT DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUNG-HOLE BAND WITH 4 ASS LICKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WARNER MUSIC GROUP HORSE! FUCKWIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKWIT'S HOUSE
How TURD to THONG TASTER cure VAGINA the STUDENT PROTESTS Tourette's FUCKFUCKFUCK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] for I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette's BORDER HOPPER Syndrome IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! is MARGARET THATCHER following ASSFACE these FRIG rules SON OF A BITCH in HELL order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKHEAD immature DOT HEAD little I'LL RAPE YOU kids,
- 2: Count to JACK OFF within SHITHEAD 10 CHOAD KISSERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your GOOK DICKFACE NIGGER nor CRAPMUNCHER talk,
- 4: Tell MONKEY'S UNCLE yourself you JACKASS don't SHITHEAD have DICK this SON OF A BITCH disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY SEX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCKWIT last straw I AM CORNHOLIO!!
I fucking put JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHOLE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JIGGABOO the TOP OF HELLFIRE THIS CHIGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HORSE SHIT offensive. SHITTY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNTRAG people who try PISS ARTIST to battle POMMIE'GOOK that tight-ass DONKEY PUNCHER 17-year-POLESMOKER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BOOBIES it now, but someone said NECROPHILIA' NIPPLES FUCK'MOZILLA FIREFOX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TOTAL is a laughing DUMBASS matter. Plus there SPUNK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WANKER Uncyclopedia, there are GOD DAMN articles DOODIE HEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So DIPSHIT that means BLOWJOB stop getting mad at the ASSCRACK first part too and FLYING FUCK talking about the FUCK YOU letter that it's EAT MY SHIT! mocking (what ASSHAT letter? I don't even know what INBRED the heck you're talking about). Adrian FELLATIO hi self DICK even made a really MACACA good point. "It's POMMIE nothing more HAIL SATAN! from a head nod to a WANK knee tick". CHIGGER. Which I'll add 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT onto GANGBANG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS OFF MY ASS suffer that PISS OFF MY ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PRICK be, because if I were a WIENER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MONKEY SHIT hilarious. If you HORSE SHIT Want facts, go on SON OF A BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS be offended, don't read BALL SACK the freaking BALLS article anyway.
VENEREAL DISEASE NIGNOG KAFFIR MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HOMO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICKLICK HO JAP DAMN IT
CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER WETBACK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A GOOK FOUR-EYES JACKASS FUCKER ASSHOLE FRAK BASTARD GOD DAMN GOD DAMN SHIT MOCCASINS SIGMUND FREUD COCK PECKERHEAD WANKSPLAT DICKLICK DOUCHING TENTACLE RAPE AY-AY-AY CLUSTER FUCK PISS CUNT SHITTY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST REDSKIN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT SACRAMENTO PORCUPINE'S BALLS BLOWJOB BEAVER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTSWILLING CHICKEN SHIT BIGNOSE VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK PEARL NECKLACE SHITE SON OF A BITCH FELCHING FAGGOT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BONER CUNT COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION FUCK SHITSLINGING SPIC TRANNY PENIS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASS ASSCRACK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FEMADOM VAGINA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP POLAK DICKFACE SCUMBAG ASSWIPE CUNT WIGGER PISS BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS SOD OFF CUM JESSE McCARTNEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MASTURBATION DAMN IT SHIT HITLER NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER I WILL END YOU! TWAT OLD CHRIST OF A REDSKIN HELL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSMOKER TITTYWANK PUSSYLICKER ARSE FUCKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! ASS FUCKWIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUGFUCK WIKIPEDIA SPUNK FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK SPANK THE MONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS REDNECK BELGIUM JUMPING JESUS!!! WARNER MUSIC GROUP DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES KIDDY FIDDLER SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD SHITTY FUCK YOU DOT HEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES I WILL KILL YOU! JOHN ELWAY WANK FUCKWIT HOLY DUMB FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! DEMOCRACY [expletive deleted] AY-AY-AY BOOBS GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NIGGER PISS FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK JERK OFF [EXPLETIVE] JACK OFF PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! RAT'S ASS HEIL HITLER! LOGJAMMER INBRED WANKSPLAT ASSHOLE COCK FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD POOPY POO POO BLOWJOB NICARAGUA VENEREAL DISEASE DESU FELCHING SUCK A BIG DICK BOOBIES PIG BLOWJOB BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER ASS SON OF A BITCH GOBSHITE BLUMPKIN TOWELHEAD WANKSPLAT FUCKER BULLSHIT FUCKING LAKE TITICACA BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! WETBACK DUMBASS [expletive deleted] VAGINA CHINK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JENKEM DAMN DAMN BOOBS BASTARD DICKHEAD PICKANINNY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKFACE ASSHAT ARSE BUNG-HOLE TAMPONS DUNE COON WANKSPLAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHOAD KISSER BULLSHIT GARBAGE DAY! ART METAL PRODUCTS HOT GRITS ASSHOLE PIGFUCKER DICKWAD BULLSHIT GARBAGE DAY! LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DICK CLIT SHITTY TESTICLE CHOKE SPIC SHITBALLS POLESMOKER FIST FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT HELL HONKY HORSE PENIS SEMEN HEIL HITLER! FRAK BEANER INCEST ASS TOURETTE'S IS FUN SPIC INBRED DARTH VADER MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK HORSE PENIS SHITFACE FUCKHEAD WALRUS SHIT BUTT PIRATE ASSRAMMER SAND NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT NIGNOG ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT [EXPLETIVE] ASS POLESMOKER TITS & DICKS HOLY DUMB FUCK VAGINA SHITE BITCH ANAL FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD ORGASM KIDDY FIDDLER PICKANINNY JACKASS SHIT JACK OFF NEOPETS DUMBASS SHITTY POOPOO DICKLICK TWAT POLAK FALSE BENSON PEDOPHILIA ASS FUCK WHORE WETBACK DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS ADMINS ARE GAY HELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITE FRITZ PRICK GOD DAMMIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ANAL DIABETES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FRIG FELLATIO FUCKFACE YOGHURT CANNON BULLSHIT FIRECROTCH SHITE DUMBASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACK ABRAMOFF SHITSLINGING PENISBIRD DOUCHING COCKSHITTER PEDOPHILIA CHENEY SHITE CRAP ON A STICK POMMIE WANK RAT'S COCK DRAMA SHIT CRAP ON A STICK I WILL KILL YOU! JACKASS PISS DICKWAD AUTOFELLATIO SEMPRINI SHIT FUCKTARD NORTH KOREA SHITTY ASS DOUCHE NAZI BULLSHIT SHITFACE BITCH DAMN IT PRICK CHINK RUSKIE JACKASS BALLS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA suck my mothers WIKIPEDIA HELL CUNT HELL CLUSTER FUCK BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE REBECCA BLACK DAMMIT JOHNNY FUCK YOU THONG TASTER URINE-GARGLING ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE FROG'S FAT ASS TITS ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] KIKE BLUMPKIN [expletive deleted] NICARAGUA SHIT CRAP ON A STICK MARCH OF FLAMES ASSWIPE BOLLOCKS ASS JAP JUNGLE BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER KAFFIR MOLDY TITS FRITZ ARSE CUNTBUCKET BEAVER FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER SHITTY JESSE McCARTNEY RAGHEAD PEDOPHILIA RECTUM RAIDER SCROTUM DAGO NIGNOG DIRTY SANCHEZ DUNE COON SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITCOCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKWIT FUCKTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PAKI CUM SHITFUCKER CLIT RUSTY TROMBONE CHUFF ANUSCAKE SHITFACE BASTARD FELLATIO ASSHAT I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT [expletive deleted] MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG CUNT PRICK DOUCHE PISS RAPE MILF SHIT LOGJAMMER ON CRACK DICKHEAD DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COCKSHITTER FUCK OFF GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER SPIC HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SPUNK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING A RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT MICK CARPET MUNCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH DICKHEAD JACK OFF BONER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELLATIO POOPOO SHITCOCK JOHN SMILEY FACE HORSE SHIT COCKSMOKER COLGATE FUCK DOUCHETITS BUTTFUCKER TURD JAP JERK OFF FUDGEPACKER TENTACLE RAPE VAGINA MACACA RECTUM RAIDER VAGINA FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER ASSBANDIT HELL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SPIC I WILL KILL YOU! JENKEM suck my mothers BANGKOK CRAPPY BONER BOB SAGET CUNT FUCKWIT CHING CHONG CHINK RAT'S ASS GREASER BEAVER SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHIT suck my mothers PUSSY IT'S OVER 9000! GOD DAMN ASSHOLE DICKFACE TAFFY YOGHURT CANNON SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING A TOSSER ORGASM AUTOFELLATIO QUEEF DAMN WANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JUNGLE BUNNY INBRED SOD OFF FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER BULLSHIT GOD DAMN MICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOTHERFUCKER REBECCA BLACK JAP SHITSLIDE SACRAMENTO FUCK HELL I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TITTIES FUCKING CLIT PENISFUCK TITTIES I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITFACE WANK FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE NAZI FUCKER FUCKWIT SHIT BUTTFUCKER PISS WANK CUNTYMINTS INCEST SLOPE SHITHEAD BITCH WIKIPEDIA CC PLZ SUCK MY COCK YOU WANKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISSHOLE I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT FUCK A DUCK HELL BUTTFUCKER BANGKOK BUKKAKE CHICKEN FRIES MASTURBATION POMMIE PISSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOUCHETITS BLUMPKIN TITS & DICKS DICKFACE NIGNOG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK DAMN ARSE TWAT PENIS FUCK PICKANINNY TITTYWANK SOD SPIC MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT DAMMIT WIENER CUNT BEAVER DUMBASS JACKASS SHITSLINGING WINDOWS VISTA SHITTY DAMN DICKFACE CHOAD FUCKHEAD WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK CHAV PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPUNK SPANK THE MONKEY SHITBALLS CUM LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSHAT GINGERBREAD MALARKY SEMEN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DIPSHIT SHITHEAD BULLSHIT MONKEY SHIT SHIT BASTARD TURD CUNT JERRY COCKSUCKER COCK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK OFF [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] SON OF A BITCH ASS FASCIST HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICK CHICKEN SHITFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BRITNEY CRAP DUMBASS HO OSTRICH MY ASS LIMEY ASS BITCH SUCK MY DICK DUNE COON SHAKOPEE KRAUT FUCK FRIG SOD OFF DUNE COON RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE RAGHEAD SHITE HELLFUCKER TOSSER SON OF A BITCH HELL CUNTSWILLING FELLATIO ANAL DIABETES SHITCOCK BALLS SHAKOPEE PENISFUCK CUNT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD BOLLOCKS BATHING SUIT AREA SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT MOLDY TITS CRAPMUNCHER BUTTFUCKER VAGINA PISS MONKEY SHIT SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN IT JACKASS SHITBALLS CHIGGER FRITZ WANKER TWO-INCH PENIS TITS SHITSLINGING PUNANI FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS COON CHRISTHUMPER BUGGER OFF BALL SACK POOPOO FELCHING BITCH ASS INJUN ART METAL PRODUCTS SPICY CUNT FUCK POMMIE BASTARD TITMOUSE RAT'S COCK HADJI CHOAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HENTAI CUNTBUCKET HELL TITS & DICKS TITS & DICKS BONER TITS & DICKS ASSWIPE MICK NIGNOG DAMMIT POLACK WANKSPLAT TWISTY VAGINA HELL FIRECROTCH SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING SHITPISSER SUCK MY DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TOWELHEAD WETBACK FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG DOUCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH SHITE O KURWA! BULLSHIT DOUCHETITS CLEMEN DICKHEAD TURD BOB SAGET LOLCAT NIGNOG ASSHOLE FUCK YOU 666 BOOBIES JOHN SMILEY FACE BOOBS PORCH MONKEY LOGJAMMER ASSFACE TWO-INCH PENIS ASSHAT BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK URINE-GARGLING FUCKER TITS & DICKS GANGBANG BULLSHIT SHIT SUCK MY DICK FUCKFACE BLUE PENIS! JENKEM FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT NAZI WALRUS SHIT SNUFF PORN FUCK GOBSHITE RAPE TITTYWANK MARGARET THATCHER MOCCASINS PISS ARTIST SHITFACE DAMN SHIT FOUR-EYES BATHING SUIT AREA ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER ANAL BALLS DICKWAD ASS COCKSUCKER ASSFACE FELCHMONKEY TRANNY NIGNOG FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER MOCCASINS CUNTYMINTS BITCH NEGRO FUCK BONG SHITFACE FUCKING JUMP! CUNT JACK OFF SHITFACE DAMN BONER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKWIT O CANADA FUCK YOU PISS OFF D'OH FROG'S FAT ASS CRAP ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD DAMN FUCKING CHIGGER SHITFUCKER SOD FUCKING A YOUR MOM DICK HOT GRITS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCK RAPE URINE-GARGLING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JOHN ELWAY CHAV TITTIES FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN HOMO ASSRAPING SHITSLINGING DICKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICK DICK THIS IS SPARTA! DICKWAD COCK HITLER SHIT BUGFUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FELCHING I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT BELLEND FRIG POLACK BITCH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JUSTIN BIEBER GRIS DILDO SHITCOCK DAMNATION HITLER BULLCRAP SHITHEAD HOSER DICK IN A BOX DAMN SHITE CHIGGER PORCH MONKEY SHITHEAD ARSE SON OF A BITCH DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MONKEY'S UNCLE BULLSHIT MILF ARSE BITCH TITMOUSE JUMPING JESUS!!! JACKASS FUCK YOU DICK CHICKEN FUCKER NAZI SHIT CRAPPY SHITSLINGING DAMN BUGFUCK CUNT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FENCE JUMPER and with the WANK and his FUCKING of girraffes in which MACACA while reading about CUNTRAG!!!!!!!!!
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See SAGGY TITS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- SWIMMING POOL
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is JERK OFF funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITFUCKER subject. If you do not find it funny SUCK MY COCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED PORCH MONKEY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. TONY LA RUSSA If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DOUCHING joke loses its humour SCUMBAG when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PORCH MONKEY ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKING BASEBALL needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! JOHN ELWAY SHIT PISS OFF BUKKAKE FUCK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
