Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without WOP comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHITCOCK article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCKSHITTER neurochemical FUCK disorder JACKASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PRICK, sudden DEVELOPERS! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEX or THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITTY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JAP way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PUSSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNNILINGUS POLESMOKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS utterFUCKance of socially BAT FUCK INSANE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMN television programs to address DICK CHICKEN Tourette's syndrome.

COON Tourette's is JACK OFF not to be VENEREAL DISEASE confused with DILDO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POMMIE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS LICKER random WINDOWS VISTA disorientation, culturally-SHITBALLS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GRIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELL language, MOTHERFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK WHORE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BEANER souvenir shoppes and massive BULLSHIT quantities CHIGGER of ANAL DIABETES INBRED garbage.

Darnit.

A ASS FASCIST Polite Note to the FUCKSTAIN Author:

The ANUSCAKE Tourette's LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Research Institute was BAT FUCK INSANE founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TURD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING A article LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GO HOME AND DIE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SAND NIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SEMEN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JOY Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers FUCK YOU swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GRAPE PENIS TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible DICKFACE thing.
The main SAND NIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SAGGY TITS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INCEST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PUNANI knee PENISPENISPENIS!!! NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAMEL FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

school for DOG SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JOHN SMILEY FACE sufferers to become WANKSPLAT manically depressed and COON commit CHINK suicide.

There is no TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAMEL JOCKEY tics often have adverse SHITHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOUCHEBAG perodol" which caused my entire COCKSMOKER body to go SHITBALLS numb and BULLSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than EAT MY SHIT! it is without the SHITFACE drug.

I am an active member of a CAPTAIN CRUNCH tourette syndrome SHITHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FRED PHELPS the FUCKSTAIN public view of Tourettes as a "RAT'S COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GO HOME AND DIE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSWIPE sorry for SPANK THE MONKEY "hi-jacking" your WIENER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SPANK THE MONKEY this that really BALLS annoys me. I am working towards a TWAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKWIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FIST FUCK, and making fun of a ASSHOLE horrible disorder is (not) PRICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YOU WANKER time.

Best CLUSTERFUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SLOPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. SCUMBAG Regards to Andrew DOODIE HEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The WHORE bastard who wrote this article. You can ARSE punch him if you POLAK want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE'S MOMMA white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLOWJOB saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my WIENER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PRICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANKSPLAT and TITS & DICKS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 FRIG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS OFF HORSE! PRICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PRICK'S HOUSE

How GOD DAMN to HELL cure COCKSMOKER the SPIC Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MALARKY for SOD OFF Tourette's RAT'S COCK Syndrome SHITFACE is GREASER following DAMN these DICKFACE rules BALL SACK in DAMN IT order:

1: Avoid RICK MORANIS immature I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL little MONKEY'S UNCLE kids,
2: Count to pen0r within PISS 10 SODseconds,
3: Do not open your FUCKING FRED PHELPS BIBLE BASHER nor CUNT talk,
4: Tell HOT GRITS yourself you DAMMIT don't FRED PHELPS have PISS ARTIST this WIENER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NECROPHILIA WITH NASTY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SOD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PRICK last straw FUCKHEAD!

I fucking put CUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE I'LL RAPE YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PRICK the TOP OF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! THIS FALSE BENSON ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BULLSHIT offensive. MOCCASINS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try BASTARD to battle D'OH'CONDOMS that tight-ass FUCK A DUCK 17-year-I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKHEAD it now, but someone said RUSTY TROMBONE' IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CLUSTERFUCK'PEARL NECKLACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COCKSTUFFER is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there SOD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Uncyclopedia, there are SON OF A BITCH articles TAMPON IN MY ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLUSTERFUCK stuff. So MY ANUS IS BLEEDING that means FUCK stop getting mad at the FLYING RAT'S ASS first part too and CUNNILINGUS talking about the COCKSHITTER letter that it's BALL SACK mocking (what MONKEY SHIT letter? I don't even know what DICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOZILLA FIREFOX hi self BUTT PIRATE even made a really TWAT good point. "It's AY-AY-AY nothing more BONG from a head nod to a FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE knee tick". HORSE SHIT. Which I'll add HO onto FUCK YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITFACE suffer that CONDOMS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUTT-HOLE be, because if I were a CUM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article D'OH hilarious. If you TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! Want facts, go on FRIG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHAT be offended, don't read HELL the freaking BITCH article anyway.

CUNT DICKHEAD BUGGER OFF YOU WANKER BELLEND GIVING HEAD HELL ASS CLUSTERFUCK WILLY WONKA

VAGINA CUNT ASSRAMMER TITS MONKEY BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHEBAG FELCHING FUCKWIT FUCK YOU JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SOD OFF WIENER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWISTY VAGINA BIRD SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSCRACK DOUCHETITS BITCH SHIT JIZZ ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO SHITCOCK HAIL SATAN! DAGO GRASS MUD HORSE HELLFUCKER SHITSLINGING D'OH DAMN MASTURBATION HENTAI GENITALIA LIMEY TWAT INCEST FUCKWIT REBECCA BLACK NIGGER DUMBASS SAGGY TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ARSE SHITTY CHOAD YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK WANK MASTURBATION TOTAL ARSE ARSEBADGERS SHITE YOU WANKER GENITALIA FUCK YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE BIGNOSE SHITFACE PENIS AUTOFELLATIO CUNT CRAPPER KRAUT FOUR-EYES TWAT SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS BULLCRAP CAMEL FUCKER POLESMOKER DOUCHE TITWANK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BUKKAKE YID SAND NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY PIECE OF SHIT BITCH ANAL KITTENS PIG FUCK ARSE SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SEMEN BITCH MALARKY GRAPE PENIS RAT'S ASS FELCHING BUGFUCK CHRISTHUMPER SHITTY SON OF A BITCH WIGGER EMO FUCK BASTARD FUCK PEEPEE BALL SACK ASSCRACK CRACKER BITCH GO HOME AND DIE NICARAGUA WILLY WONKA FROG'S FAT ASS ASS HELL DICKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SON OF A BITCH CUNTSWILLING TITTYWANK PIG DOG SHIT GOBSHITE FUCKER BIG FOOT FUCK OFF CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA SEX DICKFACE MARCH OF FLAMES ASS BULLCRAP COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YOU WANKER SHITHEAD BUGFUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT RUSKIE ANUSCAKE WHITE PEOPLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE BALL SACK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT CRAPPER ASSHOLE RAPE DAMN TITTYWANK GANGBANG JOHN ELWAY COCKSUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD JACKASS RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN PISS OFF PENIS ON A BUN BOOBS BONER JERRY DILDO HELL FUCK YOU TUBA PEEPEE PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BOOBIES SHITBALLS EMO HENTAI SHITFUCKER DAMN ORGASM ASSHAT TITTIES BITCH SHIT GOATSE CUNTSWILLING CROTCH SHIT SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITPISSER PENISFUCK GOD DAMMIT SUNSHINE FIST FUCK CUM MONKEY'S UNCLE COCK ASSFACE DILDO SHITTY FUCK DICKWAD BOLLOCKS POMMIE RAT'S COCK GRINGO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITBALLS I WILL END YOU! INBRED DICK CHICKEN CUNT DUMBASS NICARAGUA ASSFACE YOGHURT CANNON YID FUCK BITCH FUCKING TITS & DICKS BOLLOCKS SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE VENEREAL DISEASE CUM D'OH BUGFUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FAGGOT FUCK FUCK SEX RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A STICK FUCKHEAD GOATSE RAPE AUTOFELLATIO JIGGABOO REBECCA BLACK NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH BITCH SUGARTITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHICKEN SHIT BOB SAGET BOB SAGET COON POMMIE HIGH WAGES CHOAD KISSER VAGINA BOOBIES PISS ARTIST INBRED SHITE FOUR-EYES ABO BLOWJOB CHICKEN SHIT JAP BASTARD DUMBASS URINE-GARGLING BALLS BASTARD WIENER DYKE DONKEY DICK DICKHEAD GOD DAMN YOU WANKER HO SHITTY JENKEM POKÉMON FUCKING SHIT DUMBASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN WALRUS SHIT SAND NIGGER GENITALIA MOCKIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INBRED NIGGER TITS FEMADOM SHITE BLUE PENIS! FRAK FUCKING FUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER BOOBS ASS POWERSHIT INBRED ASS FUCK MONKEY BALLS FUCKING A CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN DAMN FUCKING JUMP! PIG SHITHEAD SHITE DICK PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! FELCHING FUCK BOOBS BALLS GANGBANG JERRY SHIT RAT'S COCK BALLS VAGINA ASSHAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BEANER BULLSHIT CUNTRAG BUNG-HOLE SEX LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD COON MASTURBATION CUNTYMINTS P'KANG JACKASS FUCKING PISS OFF DILDO SHITPISSER I WILL END YOU! DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH FUCKTARD SHITTY ANAL DICKLICK POLACK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BIGNOSE SUGARTITS NAZI RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA GOD BLESS AMERICA NIGGER TIT DIRT PISS OFF ASSRAPING FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH FUCK YOU GOOK SHITHEAD DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT SHIT MARGARET THATCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS TUBA FUCKTARD DAMN ARSE ASS FASCIST RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION HOMO ASSHOLE CLEMEN PISS OFF JAP HELL FUCKFUCKFUCK CHENEY VAGINA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ARSEBADGERS RAT'S COCK BLOWJOB TWAT ASS LICKER FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOLLOCKS SCUMBAG BEAVER HORSE SHIT ASS BASTARD HOMO PENIS GOD DAMMIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TACO FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST FUCKING LAKE TITICACA SAGGY TITS CUM SCUMBAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITSLINGING ASS MOCCASINS DICK MARGARET THATCHER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FELCHING ANUSCAKE SOD BUTT PIRATE GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK THONG TASTER THONG TASTER SON OF A BITCH COCK WILLY WONKA ASSWIPE THONG TASTER PUSSYLICKER PENIS SON OF A BITCH CUNT GRAPE PENIS COCKSMOKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST KIKE NIGGER MOCKIE MOCCASINS CROTCH RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD COCKSMOKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHOAD BUGGER OFF FEMADOM FUCK SPIC PENIS VAGINA DAMN PUNANI PENIS CUNNILINGUS SHITTY HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER ANAL PENIS WETBACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH KRAUT FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] BOLLOCKS BOB SAGET I'LL RAPE YOU HOLY DUMB FUCK BUGGER HELL [Insert swear here] DICK ASSWIPE WHORE SHITFUCKER FIRECROTCH SOD OFF ASS RANDY TRAVIS NAZI suck my mothers SEMEN WETBACK FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT CUNT DOUCHE BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER DOG FUCKER HELLFIRE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HENTAI COON BUGGER OFF PRICK VAGINA DUMBASS CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MICK BUGGER DOUCHEBAG ORGASM RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD TOTAL MALARKY WHORE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BALLS PRICK SHITE SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER YOU WANKER GOD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT ARSEBADGERS HORSE SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKTARD MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT SEMEN BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TRANNY ASSCRACK SHITE VENEREAL DISEASE CLEMEN DIPSHIT CC PLZ RAPE EMO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS JOHNNY COON MOTHERFUCKER BIBLE BASHER WANK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD JACK ABRAMOFF BEANER BLOWJOB TOSSER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT BUTT-HOLE WIENER GO COUNT YOUR DICK JAP JIGGABOO SHITTY FUCKHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKTARD FUCKING A BUKKAKE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT SHITHEAD WANK DOUCHE PAKI TITWANK I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FUCKFACE COCK ASS COCKSHITTER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKWIT PRICK FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT FIST FUCK PUSSY HOSER CAMEL FUCKER BIGNOSE BOON WANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GANGBANG PISS PORCH MONKEY RANDY TRAVIS PENISPENISPENIS!!! PISSHOLE ASSCRACK GRIS DICK FENCE JUMPER TITS DOUCHING TITS & DICKS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TRANNY ASSHOLE BEAVER PAKI SLOPE SUGARTITS VENEREAL DISEASE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUKKAKE GOAT DICK DONKEY DICK CUNT CUNTYMINTS SON OF A BITCH TITTIES DAMMIT CRAP OH SHI– WOP GOD DAMN SCROTUM ASSFACE ARSE FUCKING DICKHEAD BULLSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITWANK EMO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! YOUR MOM SHITE BUGFUCK AMERICA ONLINE TURD GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHOAD DOUCHEBAG BORDER HOPPER EMO WIENER FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU QUEEF [expletive deleted] SHITTY FUCKTARD CRAPPY DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT PISSHOLE GOD DAMMIT NAZI BASTARD WANK INBRED FREE ELECTIONS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GANGBANG MASTURBATION HITLER COMMUNIST DILDO TITMOUSE DOUCHING FUCK HADJI DICKFACE SHITBALLS DAMN BITCH FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA JUNGLE BUNNY CUM GRIS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKFACE PRICK MALARKY BASTARD TOTAL FASHION BUG HELL DAMNATION BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING I WILL KILL YOU! PRICK SHITFUCKER POMMIE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? POLAK COCK DUMBASS ASSWIPE SHOOP DA WHOOP TOSSER ASSFACE NIGGER SHITSLINGING ASS INCEST NAZI SHITTY SHITFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH MONKEY SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT JACK OFF TOWELHEAD FELLATIO ASSHAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MICK BALL SACK RAGHEAD CUM BASTARD TITTYWANK RAGHEAD DAMN ASSCRACK BITCH BUTT-HOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL LICK PUSSY DOUCHING CHENEY BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD BITCH SPIC RAPE FLYING FUCK BONER I WILL END YOU! PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT TITS DUMBASS INBRED BLUMPKIN FUCKING DYKE EPIDIDYMIS CROTCH JACKASS SHIT TITTYWANK SHITFACE SHITHEAD HELL CUNT CRAPPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMMIT PUSSY FAG DAMN FUDGEPACKER FELCHING TITS & DICKS TAMPONS SOD FLYING FUCK SPUNK BITCH SHITSLINGING PISS ARTIST DAMNATION BITCH FUCKHEAD CHINK WANKSPLAT WANK ASSHOLE BLOWJOB BEAVER SHITFUCKER HELL ASSFACE BALLS SUCK MY DICK POMMIE ASSWIPE NAZI FIST FUCK LOGJAMMER ARSE MOCKIE ASS BOLLOCKS CARPET MUNCHER DOUCHETITS FIST FUCK BUTTFUCKER GANGBANG SHITTY HATE HATE HAT SHIT TIT DIRT DICK CHICKEN AUTOFELLATIO JUNGLE BUNNY FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITSLIDE BASTARD SHITCUNTING BITCH CHIGGER CRAPMUNCHER YUKY DOODY GOD DAMMIT WILLY WONKA SHITCUNTING TONY LA RUSSA HAIL SATAN! CUNT BUTTFUCKER GRAPE PENIS CHINK TITS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CHINK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHOLE CRAP BELLEND MALARKY CLIT COCKSHITTER DAMN POLESMOKER FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT SAND NIGGER TAMPONS FUCKWIT BITCH REDNECK SAMUEL L. 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JACK OFF WIENER PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING A FUCKER ASSHOLE PISS WANK VAGINA BITCH [EXPLETIVE] GANGBANG VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS ALF MOTHERFUCKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM LENS CRAFTERS CC PLZ SHITE FELCHMONKEY WANK PRICK DUNE COON HOSER MARY WHITEHOUSE POLESMOKER HELL MONGOLIANS WANK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POLESMOKER EXTRA LONG PENIS YOU WANKER DAMNATION SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKFACE HADJI SEX SHITTY SHITSLIDE WANK ASS BASTARD SHITHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT and with the PRICK and his MACACA of girraffes in which HAIL SATAN! while reading about PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GIVING HEAD also


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