Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'[expletive deleted]'GIVING HEAD'JACKASS SHIT'TUBA'JACKASS'WALRUS SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHAT neurochemical FUCK disorder ABO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITS, sudden GYPSY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HELL or EPIDIDYMIS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MALL SANTA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NORTH KOREA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TWISTY VAGINA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DIPSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITE HOMO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS utterFUCKance of socially ARSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANKSPLAT television programs to address CARPET MUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette's is CRAPMUNCHER not to be FUCKFACE confused with BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BOLLOCKS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAPE random SHIT LIKE A HORSE disorientation, culturally-COON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FROG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SPUNK language, WALRUS SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUGGER OFF CRAPPY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! souvenir shoppes and massive TWAT quantities WANKER of ANAL DIABETES FUCKWIT garbage.

Darnit.

A VAGINA Polite Note to the BUGFUCK Author:

The CHINA IS CAPITALIST Tourette's DOUCHE NAZI Research Institute was BITCH founded to FUCKING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSRAMMER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COCKSHITTER article PENISFUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I DON'T HAVE AIDS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOG SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS LICKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JOHNNY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNTRAG Tourrette's sufferers ASSCRACK swear. You can COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FENCE JUMPER TV, for always focusing on the TURD bad side of a terrible HUMAN RIGHTS thing.
• The main FLYING FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUNG-HOLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSCRACK knee I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BONER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for CHOAD KISSER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and CHICKEN SHIT commit BUTT-FOR-BRAINS suicide.
• There is no CRACKER cure, and the DOG SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BELLEND tics often have adverse SHITFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go PISS numb and DARTH VADER basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITHEAD it is without the SHITFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome GOD DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PRICK the ASSBANDIT public view of Tourettes as a "FRITZ swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WOODPECKERSHIT sorry for FUCK OFF "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BANGKOK this that really SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS annoys me. I am working towards a WANKSPLAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MASTURBATION article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and making fun of a FUCKING A horrible disorder is (not) ASSRAPING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITCOCK time.

Best 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. TAMPONS Regards to Andrew DILDO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The HITLER bastard who wrote this article. You can TITS punch him if you RAT'S COCK want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WINDOWS VISTA saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my SHITSKIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOT HEAD and GENITALIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JACK OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RUSTY TROMBONE BAND WITH 4 FUCK OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKHEAD HORSE! TITS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITS'S HOUSE

How MONKEY'S UNCLE to ASS LICKER cure DIPSHIT the FUCKSTAIN Tourette's DOUCHING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PUSSY for JERRY Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Syndrome WOODPECKERSHIT is MOTHERFUCKER following HOSER these GOD DAMN rules RAT'S ASS in DILDO order:

• 1: Avoid CHOAD immature BITCH little ASS kids,
• 2: Count to ASSRAPING within BITCH 10 JACKASS SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HORSE SHIT FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH nor CUNT talk,
• 4: Tell JACK OFF yourself you BITCH don't ASS have WETBACK this TACO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY JACKASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITS last straw HELL!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITTY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MASTURBATION the TOP OF POLAK THIS I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS offensive. DOT HEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to LOLCAT people who try 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 to battle DICKFACE'MONKEY SHIT that tight-ass SON OF A BITCH 17-year-PUNANI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BAT FUCK INSANE it now, but someone said VENEREAL DISEASE' POISON IN BABY FORMULA CHOAD KISSER'ARSE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIPPLES is a laughing SHITTY matter. Plus there COCKSMOKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKSTAIN Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKER articles JUSTIN BIEBER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRIG stuff. So FUCK YOU that means GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY stop getting mad at the FUCKING first part too and FUCKBAG talking about the WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! letter that it's BUKKAKE mocking (what DICK letter? I don't even know what JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST the heck you're talking about). Adrian PEDOPHILIA hi self BUTTFUCKER even made a really NEGRO good point. "It's SHITCOCK nothing more GIVING HEAD from a head nod to a WHORE knee tick". TAMPONS. Which I'll add WOP onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LIKE FATHER LIKE SON suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PISS ARTIST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOUGHNUT PUNCHER be, because if I were a DAMN IT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOSER hilarious. If you LET'S SHIT Want facts, go on ASSHAT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOTHERFUCKER be offended, don't read PISS the freaking DIPSHIT article anyway.

FUCKTARD RAPE REDNECK FUCKING A DICKHEAD CAMEL FUCKER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CHAV TURD ASS

GIVING HEAD ASS FRAK HADJI CUNT BUKKAKE INCEST ASSHAT JACKASS EPIDIDYMIS FUCKTARD CRACKER SCUMBAG FEWMETS CLUSTER FUCK BUGGER OFF FUCKING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER POOPOO FUCK BUGFUCK INBRED {{USERNAME}} FELLATIO HONKY ART METAL PRODUCTS HORSE SHIT BALL SACK [expletive deleted] FUDGEPACKER BEAVER PENIS TWAT FAGGOT FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING SUCK MY DICK ANUSCAKE NIPPLES WIKIPEDIA INVISIBLE! HORSE SHIT ASS LICKER STUDENT PROTESTS TURD FUCKSTAIN ASS TOWELHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN MICK DOUCHETITS 30 CASES OF PICKLES BOOBS FUCKER [EXPLETIVE] FUCK TAMPONS WANK BALL SACK FUCK HORSE PENIS NIGGER BELGIUM CHOAD BUKKAKE SHITPISSER DUMBASS RAPE HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER OLD CHRIST OF A PISSHOLE CHIGGER BELLEND FELLATIO FUCK SHITE CLUSTER FUCK FLAMEVIPER MALL SANTA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COON YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS suck my mothers BEANER BOON TURD DOG SHIT FUCK NUGGET NIPPLES CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER SCUMBAG RAPE DOUCHEBAG SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE RUSTY TROMBONE NORTH KOREA SHIT JACK OFF AMERICA ONLINE LET'S SHIT DICKFACE PUSSYLICKER SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKBAG NICARAGUA BLUMPKIN LENS CRAFTERS RAGHEAD FUCKER FUCK FUCK OFF FELCHING ASSWIPE VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER RICK MORANIS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL SHITCOCK CRACKER TITTIES FLYING FUCK POLESMOKER CUNT HELL ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD FUCKING CUNTBUCKET WINDOWS VISTA PEDOPHILIA FUCK HAIL SATAN! FLYING FUCK PIGFUCKER BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAGO OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CAMEL FUCKER PIG ASS LICKER NIGGER TITS SHAKOPEE PISS OFF RAT'S ASS TRANNY FUCKHEAD FRIG TAMPONS FUCKHEAD TOTAL ALEX TREBEK CUNT CRAPPER ASSFACE SHITBALLS SPANK THE MONKEY 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKER DOUCHE NAZI MOTHERFUCKER HELL FAGGOT DICKHEAD TWAT FUCKER SHITHEAD FRENCH TICKLER PRICK WANK FIRECROTCH CC PLZ RAPE DEVELOPERS! ABO NAZI SHITE HELL CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER DAMN WANKSPLAT PIG ASS BITCH DICKLICK DAMN DAGO JAP JACKASS SHIT YOGHURT CANNON FRITZ ASSHAT PENIS BRITNEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FLYING RAT'S ASS TWO-INCH PENIS DOUCHE NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS TOSSER HO FAGGOT COCK HORSE SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICK TITS FROG SAGGY TITS ORGASM DONKEY PUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT WOP REDNECK MOLDY TITS WOP DAMN PAKI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TUBA QUEEF POLACK FUCK CRAP ON A STICK WIENER BIRD SHIT ASS BUGGER OFF HADJI TAFFY FUCKHEAD RAPE HELLFIRE JACKASS SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT SHUT UP, MEG! SHIT FUCKER BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER PRICK ASSFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GRINGO GO COUNT YOUR DICK HAIL SATAN! PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU RECTUM RAIDER FUCK ASS LICKER WANK TWAT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCK NUGGET WIKIPEDIA FIRECROTCH BONER NIPPLES BASTARD FRAK ASSCRACK CHICKEN FRIES TITS HELL PENIS CUNT CRAPPER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING JUMP! FELCHING WIKIPEDIA ASS JIZZ PIECE OF SHIT CHIGGER JACKASS WANK CUNT LOLCAT EPIDIDYMIS NAZI JAP TITS & DICKS JOHNNY ASS HOMO I WILL END YOU! CARPET MUNCHER JENKEM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ORGASM BUGGER OFF JUNGLE BUNNY GYPSY pen0r PISS JOHNNY NIGNOG FAGGOT CAMEL FUCKER POMMIE DUMBASS TURD SHIT WANK JAP INCEST FUCKBAG BOB SAGET BALL SACK CLEVELAND STEAMER TAFFY FUCKTARD BEAVER FUCK YOU ARSEBADGERS CUNT NAZI BEAVER INJUN NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX GOAT DICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NIGGER DOODIE HEAD MOCKIE BONER HELL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIRTY SANCHEZ BLUE PENIS! BULLSHIT MALARKY ASS LICKER TURD JUNGLE BUNNY BUTT PIRATE FUCKING SOD RAPE PISSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT TURD ASS FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SCROTUM FELLATIO YOU HOT GRITS GOD DAMMIT COON FUCK NUGGET SHITCUNTING SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PECKERHEAD SHITHEAD JAP FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PEEPEE FUCK NIPPLES YOU WANKER FUCKWIT PUSSYLICKER PUSSY CUNNILINGUS FEMADOM CROTCH WIKIPEDIA WIKIPEDIA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHAKOPEE INJUN MOTHERFUCKER ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] DONKEY DICK DAMN CHOAD HOMO BRUSH MA TEETH GOD DAMN FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS SIGMUND FREUD CUNT FUCKWIT FUCK A DUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITFUCKER FUCK DAMN PEDOPHILIA RICK MORANIS DYKE MALARKY DOG SHIT CHOAD KISSER SIGMUND FREUD THONG TASTER QUEEF CUNT SHIT NINTENDOGS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JUNGLE BUNNY ARSE RAPE SUCK MY DICK FUCKTARD HELL SAGGY TITS NIGGER PIG DAMN FUCKWIT ASSFACE TOWELHEAD CRACKER SHITE BULLSHIT DONKEY DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INBRED MONKEY SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING YOU WANKER FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU SUCK BALLS MILF BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGFUCK ASSHAT PENISBIRD NIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DOUCHE NAZI WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS FELCHING BOLLOCKS CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHAKOPEE PRICK PENIS FUCKFACE PEEPEE SHITCOCK BORDER HOPPER DIRTY SANCHEZ POLESMOKER DICKFACE FUCKER BULLSHIT MASTURBATION ARSE EXTRA LONG PENIS SUCK MY COCK DILDO MOCCASINS DOUCHE SEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TOWELHEAD HELL DAMN GOATSE SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TRANNY DAMN IT ARSE FIRECROTCH SON OF A BITCH PUNANI [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DOUCHING FUCK YOU SEMEN COCKSHITTER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT GOATSE GENITALIA NORTH KOREA BEANER RAT'S ASS KIKE CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF ANAL BULLSHIT RAPE FUCKING PEEPEE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TWISTY VAGINA BULLSHIT REDSKIN FUCK TENTACLE RAPE RAT'S COCK FUCK COCKSUCKER SHITFACE CUNT COCKSUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CRACKER DAMN WANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOMO FUCK A DUCK JOHN ELWAY BIGNOSE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS PAKI SHIT DEVELOPERS! GOD DAMN [Insert swear here] FUCKTARD CUNT FUCKING BITCH WOP SHAKOPEE NICARAGUA FUCKTARD JIZZ ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER PAKI LET'S SHIT ASSCRACK ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST MACACA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSCRACK MONKEY BALLS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD QUEEF PAKI FUCK GIVING HEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RAGHEAD PICKANINNY BASTARD MOCCASINS EXTRA LONG PENIS JOHNNY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DANDELIONS TOWELHEAD ASS SCROTUM SHIT HELL FUCK DIPSHIT CHOAD KISSER FROG'S FAT ASS HELL CUNTBUCKET POLACK MOLDY TITS SPIC BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE COLGATE PICKANINNY BIRD SHIT COCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT CUNT CRAPPER INJUN TOWELHEAD NECROPHILIA BLUE PENIS! FUCKSTAIN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PENIS HELL TRANNY VAGINA PISS OFF SHITFACE BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER [EXPLETIVE] BUGFUCK WALRUS SHIT [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF TURD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOBSHITE MONKEY BALLS CUNT INCEST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAPFUCKER [expletive deleted] SEX JAP BITCH FUCKBAG CHOAD TITTIES KIDDY FIDDLER PISSHOLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MOSES FUCKING JUMP! GREASER HO NIGGER TITS GRAPE PENIS FUCK ASSCRACK BIRD IN THE HOUSE PENIS CUNT BIGNOSE FELCHING BITCH DAMNATION TITTIES BOOBIES MACACA RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK REDSKIN BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHICKEN SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SACRAMENTO WEHATEMARIO PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BUNG-HOLE JACKASS SHIT PRICK POMMIE SHITCUNTING ARSE BALLS ASSFACE PENIS DOG FUCKER DOODIE HEAD SACRAMENTO SON OF A BITCH GOATSE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! O CANADA BIGNOSE GO HOME AND DIE FRIG CHOAD TAFFY PRICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RUSTY TROMBONE NAZI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLUMPKIN WARNER MUSIC GROUP FAG JACKASS PISS BOOBIES CUNTBUCKET CHAV HELLFUCKER RAPE PUSSYLICKER ASSHOLE GRINGO FUCK BUTTFUCKER WANK AUTOFELLATIO AY-AY-AY DONKEY DICK PISS OFF DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE CHICKEN SHIT DUNE COON ASSFACE WANK JOHN SMILEY FACE NIGGER RAPE WIKIPEDIA GOATSE QUEEF FLYING RAT'S ASS BALLS DILDO DAMN IT GOD BLESS AMERICA POLESMOKER BALLS I WILL KILL YOU! JACKASS BUTTFUCKER JERK OFF DAMN DOG SHIT THONG TASTER HELL FUCKTARD CUNTBUCKET SPICY CUNT FUCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SHIT DUMBASS FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU [expletive deleted] BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER ASS BITCH COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WETBACK GANGBANG JACKASS ANUSCAKE CUNT GOD DAMN WEHATEMARIO GOD DAMN WIKIPEDIA SPIC GOD DAMN HUEY P. NEWTON O CANADA DAMN IT FUCKFACE DOG SHIT BRITNEY DIPSHIT GOD DAMN FUCKTARD PRICK DUMBASS JERK OFF CAMEL FUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES SUGARTITS HELL WANKER TOSSER AY-AY-AY COLGATE DAMN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MAMA MIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JENKEM FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH DOG SHIT TONY LA RUSSA MASTURBATION TITWANK ANAL NIGGER MACACA PENIS ON A BUN WANK ASSCRACK SUGARTITS CONAN O'BRIAN CONAN O'BRIAN RAPE TAMPONS FUCKHEAD ASS LICKER BALL SACK NIGGER DICK WANK BITCH ASSHOLE FUCKFACE ASSWIPE WIENER PENIS NIGGER SHITE CRAPMUNCHER FROG ASS FUCKBAG PENIS SUCK A BIG DICK PISS FLYING FUCK TOSSER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WIENER RUSKIE FUCKTARD DICK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT MOLDY TITS ASS CARPET MUNCHER CHUFF SCUMBAG HITLER TURD ANAL DIABETES HELLFUCKER FUCK CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD JACKASS FUCKTARD COCK FUCKWIT VAGINA PUSSY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FAG COCKSHITTER NEOPETS SHITHEAD I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY JOHNNY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF PENIS DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL COCK FUCKING [expletive deleted] GOAT DICK VAGINA DAMN CUNT MARGARET THATCHER WANK GOD DAMN ASSCRACK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HO COCK FUCKSTAIN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JOHNNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHEBAG KRAUT SHITE TACO MONKEY SHIT GOATSE ORGASM FUCKWIT BOOBIES NAZI ASSHAT TAMPON IN MY ASS CUM All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy HONKY JACKASS SHIT HELL TOSSER ASSWIPE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE TWAT INCEST NIGGER TITS CLIT EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK POLACK NICARAGUA TENTACLE RAPE DAMN CHOAD KISSER DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKFACE WANK GO HOME AND DIE MOCKIE SHITSLINGING DOG SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS REDSKIN BLISTERING BARNACLES BOB SAGET GYPSY DUMBASS HELL PUSSY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HENTAI TITTIES GOD DAMN SUGARTITS GENITALIA SHITTY ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS MONKEY SHIT CRAPFUCKER FLYING FUCK INCEST CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCK COCKSUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FASHION BUG ANAL DICKHEAD MASTURBATION DOG SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK NUGGET PISS ARTIST SPIC KIKE BEAVER ASS FASCIST TITWANK PIECE OF SHIT SEX SHIT CONDOMS CLUSTER FUCK BUKKAKE FUCK SHITTY NIGNOG POMMIE BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT WALRUS SHIT SON OF A BITCH BUGFUCK INBRED CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A FRIG DIPSHIT DUMBASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK INBRED JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK FENCE JUMPER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE SOD OFF WIENER SHITHEAD SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BORDER HOPPER HELL OH SHI– DICKLICK COON CRAPMUNCHER HORSE PENIS DAGO POMMIE KRAUT MACACA CHIGGER HONKY SCROTUM FUCKTARD FUCKTARD FOUR-EYES JACKASS TURD TITS TOSSER PISS TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING A GANGBANG HELL BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT CONDOMS RAPE FRENCH TICKLER MOTHERFUCKER NAZI I WILL KILL YOU! ANUSCAKE FUCK YOU FUCKING BASEBALL NAZI FAGGOT HELL SHIT FUCKHEAD DUMBASS TIMBER NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT DRAMA SHITCUNTING THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE HELLFIRE FUCKER BENCH PRESS TUBA CHAV FUCKER DAMN IT MASTURBATION BLUMPKIN WANK HELL SHITSKIN GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS MOCCASINS FUCKER BEAVER GOD DAMN FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] FLYING FUCK GRAPE PENIS BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITHEAD SEMEN CUNTBUCKET TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT ASSFACE GRAPE PENIS GOBSHITE ANAL HELL P'KANG PORCH MONKEY SHITTY JAP FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOOBS YUKKY DOODY MOCCASINS SHITCOCK GOD DAMN SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMMIT SHIT TITTYWANK MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS WANKSPLAT DICKHEAD PIGFUCKER SHITE HITLER DAMN SHITE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICK and with the WANKER and his BASTARD of girraffes in which EXTRA LONG PENIS while reading about BATHING SUIT AREA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSHOLE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKING

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SAGGY TITS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKSTAIN subject. If you do not find it funny BUNG-HOLE, it is probably because you are an INBRED CRAP ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BASTARD joke loses its humour CUNT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BIGNOSE ignorant, then you wouldn't have ARSE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TENTACLE RAPE FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN FOUR-EYES GANGBANG!!!!!I <3 COCK