Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SLOPE neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKWIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!, sudden TWAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GIVING HEAD or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TRANNY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POLAK DAMN IT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SON OF A BITCH utterFUCKance of socially BALLS objectionable words).
SHITFACE Tourette's is MOTHERFUCKER not to be NAZI confused with BLUMPKIN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS OFF random ASSCRACK disorientation, culturally-MOCCASINS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKSTAIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS OFF language, SHITTY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING DUMBASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS souvenir shoppes and massive DONKEY DICK quantities ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA of ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER garbage.
Darnit.
A QUEEF Polite Note to the JERK OFF Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CONDOMS article DICKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FRAK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DARTH VADER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PENIS ON A STICK.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PUSSY Tourrette's sufferers DOUCHEBAG swear. You can PISS ARTIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTT PIRATE TV, for always focusing on the ASSFACE bad side of a terrible BUTT PIRATE thing.
- The main YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CAMEL JOCKEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS LICKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTTFUCKER knee DELICIOUS CAKE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CLEVELAND STEAMER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOCKIE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TRANNY school for BIG FOOT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKTARD sufferers to become GOD DAMN manically depressed and CHALICE commit MONKEY SHIT suicide.
- There is no BALL SACK cure, and the RAGHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the I AM CORNHOLIO! tics often have adverse POLAK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKTARD perodol" which caused my entire POLAK body to go BUGFUCK numb and YUKKY DOODY basically made it NIGGA! worse than AUTOFELLATIO it is without the FUCK YOU drug.
I am an active member of a DONGSHOVER tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MACACA the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN IT much much (hand spasms) more...
I am TENTACLE RAPE sorry for PORCH MONKEY "hi-jacking" your SHITTY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSE this that really SEMEN annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PORCH MONKEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TUBA, and making fun of a SHITE horrible disorder is (not) DUMBASS funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANKER time.
Best DOG SHIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply
As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society MONASTERIES.
Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen
P.S. NORTH KOREA Regards to Andrew NIGGER TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE HAS AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?
Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSWIPE saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my BULLSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE and TWAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHOAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUNG-HOLE BAND WITH 4 TAFFY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN IT HORSE! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!'S HOUSE
How SOD OFF to POMMIE cure PAKI the TITS Tourette's LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BUTTFUCKER for DOODIE HEAD Tourette's COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Syndrome SHITE is CUNTYMINTS following CUNTYMINTS these FUCK YOU rules DAMN in STEVE BALLMER order:
- 1: Avoid HENTAI immature LOLCAT little BOOBIES kids,
- 2: Count to BITCH within FUCKSTAIN 10 ASSWIPEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your ASS MASTURBATION DOUCHEBAG nor DAMN talk,
- 4: Tell ASSWIPE yourself you FUCK don't FUCK have SEX this PECKERHEAD disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY BATHING SUIT AREA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S 666 FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! last straw NECROPHILIA!
I fucking put NIGGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUGFUCK the TOP OF THONG TASTER THIS FUCKFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TITS & DICKS offensive. SCUMBUCKET. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BANGKOK people who try PIECE OF SHIT to battle FLYING FUCK'POLAK that tight-ass RAGHEAD 17-year-CLUSTER FUCK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMMIT it now, but someone said WANK' BALL SACK FUCKWIT'ASSBANDIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! is a laughing DICK matter. Plus there ASSRAPING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING Uncyclopedia, there are WETBACK articles PISS OFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKTARD stuff. So MOTHERFUCKER that means CRAPMUNCHER stop getting mad at the FROG first part too and BIRD SHIT talking about the DAMN IT letter that it's CUNT mocking (what DUNE COON letter? I don't even know what FUCKING the heck you're talking about). Adrian I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL hi self PISS even made a really PIG good point. "It's RAGHEAD nothing more CRACKER from a head nod to a ASS LICKER knee tick". PISS. Which I'll add ASSFACE onto HO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANKER suffer that RHODESIA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WIKIPEDIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JENKEM be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIPPLES hilarious. If you ASSWIPE Want facts, go on I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITHEAD be offended, don't read FUCKWIT the freaking CLEVELAND STEAMER article anyway.
DONKEY DICK suck my mothers PORCH MONKEY SAGGY TITS DAMN PENIS ON A BUN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SUCK MY COCK
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I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGNOG COON DAMN CLUSTER FUCK TACO SCROTUM DAMNATION NORTH KOREA NIGGER CLEMEN TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING GOD DAMN DAMN MOCCASINS TITWANK CUNT PISS OFF PISS ARTIST KIKE BITCH DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK NUGGET WANK COCKSMOKER PISS MACACA SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT SHIT MONKEY SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT TITS BORDER HOPPER GOBSHITE CHIGGER CLEMEN GOD DAMN SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE INCEST FUCKWIT REDNECK FLYING FUCK DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE REDNECK FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH BEANER BEANER SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER JESUS H. 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FUCKTARD BATHING SUIT AREA ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE INCEST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD BELGIUM PIECE OF SHIT CUNT PIGFUCKER CUNT HAIL SATAN! FUCK NUGGET PUSSY JACKASS MUGABE'S MOMMA CUNT FRAK BATHING SUIT AREA WANK GOBSHITE ROSIE O'DONNELL COCKSUCKER BLUE PENIS! FUCK A DUCK CHIGGER PRICK SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHIT JAP ART METAL PRODUCTS DOG FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKFUCKFUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WIKIPEDIA FELCHING CHRISTMAS TREES FUCK QUEEF VENEREAL DISEASE CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUTT-HOLE TURD THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SHITHEAD BASTARD BALL SACK FUCKER NIGNOG MONKEY'S UNCLE SUCK MY COCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS LOLCAT BEAVER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHIGGER [Insert yet another person's name here] SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITHEAD CUNTBUCKET FUCKTARD DOODIE HEAD FUCKTARD COCKSMOKER DUMBASS POMMIE REDSKIN TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS ARTIST INCEST RAPE I WILL END YOU! FUCK CUNNILINGUS PENISBIRD CRAPPY SPIC NIGGER TUBA BASTARD ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER TURD POMMIE FUCKSTAIN COCKSHITTER ASSRAPING I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD RAPE HELL FUCKWIT MOCKIE POMMIE MONKEY SHIT BITCH KRAUT FALSE BENSON WANKSPLAT DAMN IT DAMN DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT PUSSY SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK NI DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT FUCKTARD DICKFACE WANK BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK PEDOPHILIA BOOBS DAMN IT COON FLAMING ASS BADGER PORCH MONKEY BASTARD HELL FAGGOT WOP SHITE HELLFIRE FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FAGGOT WANKSPLAT TOSSER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BAT FUCK INSANE ALEX TREBEK WIKIPEDIA LENS CRAFTERS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCKFUCKFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DICKHEAD DICKFACE SHITFACE NIPPLES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SPIC BLISTERING BARNACLES TITS FUCKFACE NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS GO HOME AND DIE SPRINKLES KAFFIR PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUGGER OFF DUMBASS MONKEY'S UNCLE TOSSER FUCKFACE HOSER COCK WIGGER SAND NIGGER BASTARD SHITCOCK FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAGHEAD FUCKING A FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN KRAUT BLESSED DAMN SAINT WIKIPEDIA WIKIPEDIA JAP CUNTYMINTS MACACA POOPY FUCKING A RAPE ASS BASTARD FUCKING BASTARD SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE BENCH PRESS WIGGER TITTYWANK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CHENEY EMO FRITZ CUNT BONER MILF SHITFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK PUNANI GANGBANG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKFACE BUGFUCK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SHITFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE ASSHAT SHIT SHITPISSER BASTARD SCUMBAG CHAV SPUNK SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITSKIN SPANK THE MONKEY NEOPETS MOTHERFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON EMO FUCK YOU CHALICE TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS pen0r CROTCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! KNOBJOCKEY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DONALD RUMSFELD GIVING HEAD WOODPECKERSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE GENITALIA CRAPMUNCHER WANKSPLAT CUM CLIT HORSE PENIS WIKIPEDIA DONGSHOVER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD JACK ABRAMOFF DONALD RUMSFELD HORSE PENIS PISS GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF GRAPE PENIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PENIS FUCK OFF FUCK DICKHEAD DAMN PENIS GOD DAMN DAMN SPUNK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKWIT HELL CUM ART METAL PRODUCTS PENISPENISPENIS!!! TRANNY SHIT LIKE A HORSE CRACKER POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN IT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRED PHELPS GANGBANG POMMIE SHIT BUTTFUCKER BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS DAMMIT PAKI DOUCHE TACO POOPY DOUCHEBAG NAZI DUMBASS GENITALIA CUNT BEAVER ASSHOLE WHITE PEOPLE JOHN SMILEY FACE WANK PRICK SHITHEAD DOUCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ FELCHMONKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BOB SAGET DAMN SEX SHITFUCKER ANUSCAKE TESTICLE CHOKE BITCH FIRECROTCH SHITE POTTYMOUTH WANK BULLSHIT HO FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WANK ARSEBADGERS CLEMEN FEWMETS CHIGGER CHOAD KRAUT VAGINA BIG FOOT ASSHAT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PISS OFF POMMIE FAG DUMBASS ASS ASSHAT TITTIES SHITSLINGING BIG FOOT LIMEY BITCH WANKER LOLCAT SHITTY WARNER MUSIC GROUP PISSHOLE FUCK CHOAD PENIS ON A STICK PISSHOLE lowercase JAP PENIS AUTOFELLATIO LICK PUSSY CUNT TONY LA RUSSA SHITE PISS OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH HELL YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH TWAT SHAKOPEE ASSHOLE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BOLLOCKS WANK D'OH ROSIE O'DONNELL CRAPFUCKER LET'S SHIT BITCH PISSHOLE REBECCA BLACK JOHN SMILEY FACE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIKIPEDIA SHITPISSER DICK [Insert yet another person's name here] JERK OFF FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS MINORITIES PENIS ON A BUN BOOBIES FOUR-EYES SPIC BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI D'OH DOODIE HEAD HONKY JACK OFF SHITFUCKER FELCHMONKEY ASSHAT DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOT HEAD HELL SUITCASE PENIS FELCHING FUCK SCUMBAG FUCK PEDOPHILIA CLEMEN FUCKHEAD INCEST COCKSMOKER MILF BONER KIKE DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSLINGING MONKEY BALLS FUCK FUCKFACE URINE-GARGLING CUM O CANADA STEVE BALLMER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BITCH PISSHOLE GOD DAMMIT ASS LICKER FRAK DOG FUCKER BUTTFUCKER suck my mothers ABO DONKEY PUNCHER DICKWAD WINDOWS VISTA COMMUNION WAFER ASSHOLE FUCKTARD HOSER DOG FUCKER BALLS BLOWJOB WANKER I RAPE WALRUSES! AUTOFELLATIO PICKANINNY DIPSHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICKHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! RAGHEAD SEMPRINI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SCROTUM and with the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and his TESTICLE CHOKE of girraffes in which FUCKER while reading about FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FAG also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- LAKE TITICACA
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is ARSE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKSTAIN subject. If you do not find it funny BOLLOCKS, it is probably because you are an INBRED P'KANG ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CHUFF If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BALLS joke loses its humour WIGGER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PENIS ignorant, then you wouldn't have JACK OFF needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CRAPPY POOPY ASSHAT CLIT DILDO!!!!!I <3 COCK |
