Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN IT'INBRED'GANGBANG'FUCK'TUBA'POMMIE'DUNE COON Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WALRUS SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!, sudden DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or LET'S SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITBALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CC PLZ include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NECROPHILIA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT CRAPPER JUNGLE BUNNY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTT PIRATE utterFUCKance of socially CRACKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA television programs to address BULLSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's is LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD not to be PEDOPHILIA confused with DICKLICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFUCKER random CLEMEN disorientation, culturally-HO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FAGGOT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKFACE language, COCKSHITTER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FAGGOT SUCK MY DICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive TONY LA RUSSA quantities FU SPANG of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A CRACKER Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The SHITFACE Tourette's MAMA MIA Research Institute was DOUCHING founded to SOD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article WANKSPLAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YOU WANKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MY ANUS IS BLEEDING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLUSTERFUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NECROPHILIA Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can SHITBALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMMIT TV, for always focusing on the FUCKWIT bad side of a terrible CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON thing.
• The main BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JERK OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BAD MOTHERFUCKER knee DIPSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is KAFFIR no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PEDOPHILIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for SHITHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become PISS UP MY ARSE manically depressed and POOPY commit CUNT suicide.
• There is no SMEG cure, and the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFUCKER tics often have adverse CUNT CRAPPER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ARSE perodol" which caused my entire DILDO body to go ASSWIPE numb and SHITCOCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the ORGASM drug.

I am an active member of a OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BALL SACK the TAMPONS public view of Tourettes as a "FIRECROTCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for AUTOFELLATIO "hi-jacking" your CUNTBUCKET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK A DUCK this that really LOGJAMMER annoys me. I am working towards a JESSE McCARTNEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DONALD RUMSFELD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BELLEND, and making fun of a DICK TITS horrible disorder is (not) STUB funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS time.

Best FUCKING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACKASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not PRINCE PHILIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. SHIT LIKE A HORSE Regards to Andrew CHRISTIANITY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The ART METAL PRODUCTS bastard who wrote this article. You can RAT'S COCK punch him if you WETBACK want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITSLINGING saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOOK and Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RUSKIE BAND WITH 4 FUCKFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AUTOFELLATIO HORSE! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!'S HOUSE

How HI, BILLY MAYS HERE to ASSCRACK cure TUBA the DOG SHIT Tourette's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLSHIT for CHIGGER Tourette's PUNANI Syndrome SONNY BILL WILLIAMS is KAFFIR following RAPE these JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK rules BUTT PIRATE in CHOAD order:

• 1: Avoid CHUFF immature NIGGER little PIGS MIGHT FLY kids,
• 2: Count to ARSE within LAKE TITICACA 10 SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PENIS ON A BUN PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU nor NICARAGUA talk,
• 4: Tell COCKSUCKER yourself you CHIGGER don't BALLS have GOD DAMN this WOP disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WIGGER WITH NASTY DICK TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! last straw ASSHAT!

I fucking put CLIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKSTAIN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH the TOP OF PENIS THIS YOGHURT CANNON ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WANK offensive. SAMUEL L. JACKSON. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIGGER people who try WHORE to battle PISS ARTIST'[EXPLETIVE] that tight-ass SHIT 17-year-TRANNY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NEOPETS it now, but someone said JACKASS' CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKHEAD'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT is a laughing GOBSHITE matter. Plus there SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSFACE Uncyclopedia, there are FELLATIO articles IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TACO stuff. So DONKEY PUNCHER that means COON stop getting mad at the SHITTY first part too and BANGKOK talking about the DAMMIT letter that it's PISS mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what FUCK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE hi self I'LL RAPE YOU even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's FLYING FUCK nothing more DAGO from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". PISS. Which I'll add SHITHEAD onto MOCCASINS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't I'LL RAPE YOU suffer that MOLDY TITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YOU be, because if I were a FUCK OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOD DAMMIT hilarious. If you I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Want facts, go on COON Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking ASSRAPING article anyway.

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GROUNDER! SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI [EXPLETIVE] HENTAI BLOWJOB DOUCHETITS PISS OFF MOCKIE WANK ASSCRACK ASS DICKFACE ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING OH SHI– FEMADOM WHORE NAZI MONKEY SHIT COCKGOBLIN DAMN BRITNEY TURD COCKSUCKER MACACA SLOPE BULLSHIT BALLS WANKER FUCKFACE GENITALIA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN IT QUEEF GOBSHITE SPIC ASS SPANK THE MONKEY MALL SANTA SHITE FUCK OFF ASS YID WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKFACE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH FRIG ASS JACKASS COON BANGKOK SHITHEAD CUNTSWILLING DIPSHIT I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO CHIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE YID FUCKWIT FUCKER FUCKING COCKSUCKER BEANER PENIS LENS CRAFTERS INCEST PRICK SHITBALLS NIGGER MOCCASINS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCKSMOKER TITTIES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSHAT TURD SAND NIGGER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! I WILL KILL YOU! PRICK BUGFUCK BITCH AMERICA ONLINE FAG DOUCHETITS PUNANI SHITE BOOBS DAMMIT OSTRICH MY ASS ASS WIKIPEDIA RULES FUCK FELCHING SHITHEAD BUTT-HOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS ARTIST OH SHI– SHITE CUNT SHIT ASSHAT BUGFUCK CHENEY WIGGER GOD DAMMIT PRICK CUNT FUCK BOLLOCKS WIGGER SNUFF PORN SHITHEAD TITWANK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD BOLLOCKS CRAP ON A STICK CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS FRITZ RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT POTTYMOUTH ASSHAT CUM AUTOFELLATIO TRANNY RAT'S COCK WEHATEMARIO PRICK REDNECK HOMO WIGGER SHIT CUNNILINGUS ASS PRICK I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY BATHING SUIT AREA BATHING SUIT AREA JOY PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT HITLER CC PLZ TITS DONKEY DICK RUSTY TROMBONE SHITTY PRICK DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK KIDDY FIDDLER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TRANNY BEAVER FUCK YOU TITTIES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FRIG ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY INBRED BELLEND FEMADOM SCUMBAG NORTH KOREA SPUNK ASSWIPE INCEST DICKLICK GIVING HEAD HONKY KIDDY FIDDLER ASSHAT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PENIS RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT TWAT WIENER FUCKING A FAG JOHNNY TACO MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE CANNED QUOTE CRAPPY CLEMEN SHITSLINGING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SCUMBAG BITCH DICKHEAD TITS WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS JOHNNY SCUMBAG DAGO NIGGER TESTICLE CHOKE JERK OFF PENISBIRD PISS CUNTBUCKET PUSSY suck my mothers WANKER JOY BULLSHIT BALL SACK PIG BITCH DOUCHEBAG CUNT JIZZ CRACKER BITCH PISSHOLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NI SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT GRAPE PENIS DOUCHETITS FUCKTARD GOD DAMN BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! CUNT PAKI POWERSHIT ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JUSTIN BIEBER DUMBASS DUMBASS FRIG ORGASM AUTOFELLATIO BULLCRAP DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS POLACK FLYING FUCK BOOBS VENEREAL DISEASE BALL SACK BITCH HONKY TOSSER TRANNY FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB MR WINKLER IS GAY ASSWIPE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUTTFUCKER SHIT SCUMBUCKET TAFFY ASS ASSCRACK SHIT BASTARD SEMEN WANKSPLAT BULLSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT AUTOFELLATIO MALARKY ASSCRACK FAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUSSY INBRED RUSKIE CLIT ASSHAT RAT'S COCK SAGGY TITS BATHING SUIT AREA MASTURBATION FUCK YOU FUCK SON OF A BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WOP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS OFF BITCH RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN TAFFY DAMN IT ASSCRACK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MICK CUM SPUNK SHITFUCKER PISS SHITTY DOUCHEBAG GRUE RAPE JACKASS CHICKEN SHIT KIKE MONKEY'S UNCLE WALRUS SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA KIKE SHITE PRICK ASSHOLE CUM FUCKSTAIN PRICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN IT GYPSY SOD OFF WIKIPEDIA RAT'S COCK PROXY SITES FENCE JUMPER DARTH VADER FUCK NUGGET SAND NIGGER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY JAP POLACK CRAP ON A STICK BATHING SUIT AREA DIPSHIT YOU WANKER DEVELOPERS! ASS MONKEY SHIT DONKEY DICK RAGHEAD GANGBANG CHOAD SACRAMENTO SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKING SUCK MY COCK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN SHIT BALL SACK FUCK DIPSHIT COCK BITCH URINE-GARGLING FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER ASSRAMMER GREASER TWISTY VAGINA WANK INCEST CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LUV BLOWJOB WANK PISS MONKEY SHIT BASTARD SCUMBAG COON ASSHOLE FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE GYPSY DUMBASS PENIS FUCK WHORE FIRECROTCH FLYING FUCK SHIT DIPSHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT BUKKAKE YID GOBSHITE DILDO SHIT VAGINA FUCKER REDSKIN DUMBASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUNG-HOLE PISS ARTIST GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER SHITTY GIVING HEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNTBUCKET PENIS PISS CHOAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NIGGER CARPET MUNCHER RAGHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT SPUNK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSCRACK CHOLERA IS FUN! MOTHERFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TAMPONS NIGGER CUNT DICKFACE SHITTY SON OF A BITCH FUCKING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER WANKSPLAT ANUSCAKE YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER ASSCRACK CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO JAP DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH BALLS NIGGER TITS ARSE KAFFIR JACKASS SHIT SEX FUCKER NIGGER SHITE WANK MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER KRAUT SHITFACE GOD DAMN SHITE SHIT D'OH CHENEY FUCKTARD WANKER HELL INBRED RAT'S ASS SLOPE ARSE BOOBS SHITSLINGING STEVE BALLMER PENIS CHINK ASSWIPE TAMPONS SEX SHITFUCKER RAPE DICKLICK TWAT GO HOME AND DIE DIPSHIT MONKEY BALLS PORCH MONKEY WETBACK ASSRAMMER REDNECK WANK JUNGLE BUNNY pen0r pen0r HOSER GIVING HEAD BULLSHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] TWAT WANKER DOG SHIT ORGASM DOT HEAD BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN NORTH KOREA WIENER JOHNNY RAT'S COCK COMMUNIST DILDO TITS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WIENER FUCKSTAIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NAZI I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMN FRIG NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS PRICK TWAT JACKASS SHIT FRITZ DICK CHICKEN MONKEY SHIT NICARAGUA [EXPLETIVE] TAMPONS ASS AUTOFELLATIO SLOPE JENKEM GOD DAMN NIPPLES BONER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JAP DONKEY DICK FUCK NUGGET Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GANGBANG NIGGER ASSHAT DICK WIKIPEDIA GOATSE COON TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACK ABRAMOFF LET'S SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY RUSTY TROMBONE DOT HEAD ASS WIENER REDNECK PISS JOHN ELWAY DUMBASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOD DAMN FRIG FOUR-EYES FUCKSTAIN GOD BLESS AMERICA ROSIE O'DONNELL FELCHMONKEY JACKASS SHIT DAMN NIGNOG FUCK YOU WANK POMMIE SHIT EAT MY SHIT! BEAVER ASSWIPE KAFFIR BELGIUM ANUSCAKE WINDOWS VISTA POLACK NICARAGUA SON OF A BITCH ABO CAMEL JOCKEY RECTUM RAIDER DANDELIONS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FRIG I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT MONKEY SHIT TOSSER SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TWAT SAGGY TITS ANAL CAPITALISM REDNECK WANK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ANUSCAKE FUDGEPACKER CHICKEN SHIT SHIT DAMN MALARKY RUSTY TROMBONE TOSSER HELLFUCKER FEMADOM BOLLOCKS CUNT BATHING SUIT AREA CHOAD DOT HEAD ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT POWERSHIT CHRISTHUMPER [Insert swear here] PISS ARTIST PISS OFF SUCK MY COCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ANAL FRIENDS HELL BOOBIES FUDGEPACKER JIZZ LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK JIZZ ASSWIPE DOG SHIT D'OH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TUBA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUTT PIRATE WANK FUCKHEAD HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! FLYING FUCK DAMN HOSER SHIT STUDENT MOVEMENT FEATURED MILF FUCKTARD FUCKING A FUCK SHITTY CONAN O'BRIAN DONKEY DICK FUCK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BULLSHIT SHITE DAMN FUCK CRACKER WOODPECKERSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICK IN A BOX YOU WANKER TUBA CC PLZ BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK YOU WANKER CUNT CRAPPER DONKEY PUNCHER I WILL END YOU! FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT GIVING HEAD PENIS SCROTUM PENIS CLEMEN MONKEY BALLS SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT BUNG-HOLE FUCK OFF COON JAP DUMBASS HELL RANDY TRAVIS HORSE SHIT PEEPEE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE ASSWIPE ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FEMADOM DICK SIGMUND FREUD PUSSY DICKHEAD CUNT BEAVER BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITHEAD BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN WANKER DICK DICKFACE PENIS FROG SEX FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CRAP SHAKOPEE SHITE GOD DAMMIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUKKAKE CROTCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PIGFUCKER NIGGER COMMUNION WAFER VAGINA ASSCRACK YOU WANKER TITS HELL PISS OFF MY ASS POOPOO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEEPEE SHITE PISS ARTIST DUNE COON CUNT NECROPHILIA WANK MALARKY ASS [Insert swear here] 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BEAVER BOOBS FLYING FUCK SHIT PRICK ASS DAMN CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD ASS BITCH TIENANMEN SQUARE NI MOCCASINS ORGASM BEAVER SHITBALLS SOD SHITTY ASSHAT DICK DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA CRAPMUNCHER SIGMUND FREUD ANAL GANGBANG SHITSLINGING REDSKIN SHITSLINGING CHOAD HOMO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WIGGER GOAT DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICKHEAD GOBSHITE GOD DAMN FUCKWIT DUMBASS [expletive deleted] BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUTT PIRATE SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTT PIRATE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NI SPIC CUNT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT HAIL SATAN! HELL MARGARET THATCHER JAP BEANER GOD DAMN TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU DAGO HOSER WANK ASS CUNTSWILLING SHITE EUROIPODS CARPET MUNCHER RUSKIE SHIT MOCKIE LIMEY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIENER FLYING FUCK JACK OFF PORCH MONKEY JIGGABOO ART METAL PRODUCTS DEMOCRACY BEANER RAGHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS DAMMIT SHITBALLS FEMADOM BALL SACK CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SPUNK ASS TITTIES CLEMEN PUSSY CHICKEN SHIT SEX PISS ARTIST COCKSTUFFER SHITFUCKER COON CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE CLEMEN EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM HO DOG SHIT FUCKTARD FELCHMONKEY TITS & DICKS BALLS OSTRICH MY ASS DICK FUCK YOU NAZI FUDGEPACKER PUSSY FUCKWIT SPIC NIGGER CC PLZ MALARKY FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT FUCKTARD CHIGGER DOG FUCKER DAMN IT LET'S SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN SHITTY CUNNILINGUS WANK MASTURBATION BUDDHISM GOD DAMMIT HELL SHITSKIN DARTH VADER CLUSTERFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BULLSHIT FAG MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE JACKASS MARGARET THATCHER JAP BITCH REDNECK DICKHEAD DICK FUCKSTAIN GRAPE PENIS DAMMIT GOD DAMN Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SUCK MY COCK and with the DICKFACE and his GOD DAMMIT of girraffes in which CHINK while reading about BUTTFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FENCE JUMPER