Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SEX neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD DAMN or ASSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DONGSHOVER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOB SAGET way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MALARKY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRAPMUNCHER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ARSE utterFUCKance of socially HOLY DUMB FUCK objectionable words).
I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's is PICKANINNY not to be MOTHERFUCKER confused with EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOTHERFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [expletive deleted] random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-FUCKING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOT HEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BIGNOSE language, WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities WILLY WONKA of ANAL DIABETES WOODPECKERSHIT garbage.
Darnit.
A LET'S SHIT Polite Note to the CLIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BEANER article TIT DIRT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITPISSER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of MASTURBATION Tourrette's sufferers WANKSPLAT swear. You can DICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CAMEL FUCKER TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
- The main ORGASM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOCCASINS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FELCHMONKEY knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SLOPE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOODIE HEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CARPET MUNCHER school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE sufferers to become BUKKAKE manically depressed and SHITSLINGING commit GOD DAMMIT suicide.
- There is no DAMN cure, and the SCUMBUCKET drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS OFF MY ASS tics often have adverse BULLCRAP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE perodol" which caused my entire DICK body to go CLEMEN numb and PRICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CRAPPY it is without the FUCKTARD drug.
I am an active member of a FAGGOT tourette syndrome NEOPETS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHOAD the WIENER public view of Tourettes as a "COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MY ANUS IS BLEEDING much much (hand spasms) more...
I am CONAN O'BRIAN sorry for DICK "hi-jacking" your DILDO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INVISIBLE! this that really HELLFIRE annoys me. I am working towards a CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DARTH VADER, and making fun of a LAKE TITICACA horrible disorder is (not) DAMMIT funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNNILINGUS time.
Best NI regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “LAKE TITICACA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply
As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society DALAI LAMA.
Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen
P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew TIT SPRINKLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply
As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?
Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIPPLES saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are GANGBANG and PISS ARTIST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DONGSHOVER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKFACE BAND WITH 4 PISS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MASTURBATION HORSE! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK'S HOUSE
How LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD to PICKANINNY cure FELCHMONKEY the PISS Tourette's FROG Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment TITTIES for FUCKWIT Tourette's FUCK Syndrome JESUS FUCKING CHRIST is DOODIE HEAD following INBRED these ARSE rules SHIT in LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD order:
- 1: Avoid DICKLICK immature PORCUPINE'S BALLS little SEX kids,
- 2: Count to TITS & DICKS within ASSWIPE 10 MARGARET THATCHERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your RUSKIE GIVING HEAD CHRISTHUMPER nor POLAK talk,
- 4: Tell 666 yourself you MALARKY don't INJUN have CUNTSWILLING this SACRAMENTO disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER WITH NASTY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK last straw TITS!
I fucking put PENIS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING A the TOP OF O CANADA THIS FLYING RAT'S ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be EMO offensive. BENCH PRESS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SAND NIGGER people who try BUTT PIRATE to battle COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT'HORSE PENIS that tight-ass SHITHEAD 17-year-TWAT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NAZI it now, but someone said CUNT' BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD'JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DEVELOPERS! is a laughing POMMIE matter. Plus there BALL SACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JERK OFF Uncyclopedia, there are MOTHERFUCKER articles GOD DAMMIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DIPSHIT stuff. So ANAL DIABETES that means CRAPMUNCHER stop getting mad at the DILDO first part too and SHITCOCK talking about the EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG letter that it's TUBA mocking (what FIST FUCK letter? I don't even know what RAT'S COCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING hi self FAG even made a really BUTTFUCKER good point. "It's WANK nothing more CLEMEN from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". I'LL RAPE YOU. Which I'll add NICARAGUA onto JACK OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHENEY suffer that DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DELICIOUS CAKE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PRICK be, because if I were a SHITSLIDE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JESUS FUCKING CHRIST hilarious. If you FUCKING Want facts, go on FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHENEY be offended, don't read LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT the freaking INBRED article anyway.
RAGHEAD HELL WHORE HELL PORCH MONKEY SOD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITE CONDOMS CUNTSWILLING
HELL RUSKIE FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE PUSSY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FOUR-EYES NICARAGUA FUCK KRAUT POOPY DOUCHEBAG FIRECROTCH FENCE JUMPER POMMIE JIZZ SHITFUCKER DICK IN A BOX CLEAN DRINKING WATER FUCK PICKANINNY FUCKTARD TRANNY COCKSUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BULLCRAP ASS FASCIST I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FRITZ SHITSLINGING BOON FUCK FUCKWIT SHITHEAD FUCKFACE TACO RAT'S ASS ARSEBADGERS FUCKBAG RUSTY TROMBONE POO POO BLOWJOB PORCH MONKEY REDSKIN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS ARTIST SPIC JACKASS YOU WANKER DAMN IT SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE CRAPPY CULT OF THE DEAD COW SHITSKIN ROSIE O'DONNELL BALLS CUNT suck my mothers WIKIPEDIA POLACK FUCKTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS LICKER TITS [expletive deleted] SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY NIPPLES POOPOO [Insert silly non-swear here] OH SHI– GANGBANG MONKEY SHIT ORGASM SHIT BEANER POLACK FUCK ASSHAT DOG FUCKER GREASER SCUMBAG FUCKING A RAPE HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD SOD OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! VAGINA WANK DAMN SHITE SHITFACE JACKASS BALLS DOUCHE TITTYWANK BOB SAGET BONG WOODPECKERSHIT TIT DIRT DOG SHIT BULLSHIT ASS FAG LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU SHITFACE JIZZ JAP SPICY CUNT FUCK DIPSHIT 666 FRIG DILDO BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE SHITCOCK FUCKER SHIT POTTYMOUTH ASSFACE NORTH KOREA ARSE DONKEY PUNCHER PIECE OF SHIT INBRED DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! GO HOME AND DIE SHITSLINGING NAZI SHITFACE ORGASM JACK OFF ASSHOLE FUCK DICK TITS HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKLICK FUCK YOU TITS GO HOME AND DIE YOUR MOM PEARL NECKLACE POLAK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMMIT HOSER GARBAGE DAY! RAT'S ASS BASTARD WANK D'OH PISS DIPSHIT HONKY MASTURBATION ARSE FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK FENCE JUMPER KIDDY FIDDLER GOD DAMN ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER MOCCASINS WIENER PISS ARTIST CHOAD MOZILLA FIREFOX BLOWJOB SHITHEAD [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER BONER SHITHEAD ASS PEDOPHILIA FUCKTARD CUNT DOG FUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHE ORGASM BUNG-HOLE JENKEM GOD DAMN CARPET MUNCHER COCKSUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER TEDDY BEARS CHIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCK YOU HAIL SATAN! FALSE BENSON ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH NAZI QUEEF CLEMEN PISS OFF DOUCHE ASSWIPE BASTARD SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PRICK TITS & DICKS GOD DAMMIT DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY DOODIE HEAD DONKEY DICK WANKER CHOAD KNOBJOCKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITCUNTING YUKKY DOODY ANAL COON FUCK WANK SUGARTITS FRITZ FUCKING A FUCKER CUM BLUE PENIS! MOTHERFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE CROTCH TITTIES OH SHI– FRIG I CAN AFFORD FOOD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TUBA TITWANK CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD KISSER FUCKER ARSE GOAT DICK BAT FUCK INSANE WANK DONKEY PUNCHER BLOWJOB MILF BASTARD FUCKSTAIN BONER BLUMPKIN FUCKBAG FUCK NEGRO FUCK YID ORGASM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR JAP SHITE ANUSCAKE TOWELHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! INCEST NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN GREASER WANK NIPPLES JACK OFF SCUMBAG ASS COCKSHITTER BIGNOSE VAGINA SHITE FUCKING MOCKIE POMMIE FUCKING DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD ABO BUGFUCK ANUSCAKE ASSFACE COCK BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL ARSE BASTARD WANKER TIT DIRT YOU WANKER COCK RAT'S ASS REDSKIN HELLFIRE INBRED CUM FLYING FUCK FUCKER BITCH BASTARD BITCH ASSFACE LOLCAT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SCUMBUCKET DICKFACE FUCKER FELLATIO SHITBALLS FUCK YOU SCROTUM SHIT WANK CLIT GRINGO BUGFUCK TACO DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD BALL SACK JUNGLE BUNNY BUKKAKE STRAWBERRY ASS PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK OFF WIENER COON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD ASSBANDIT HORSE PENIS FELLATIO SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN MOCKIE BEAVER WIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE DICK CUNT LAPPER ASSFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITTY PISS ARTIST PUNANI BOOBS DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSMOKER ASSHAT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PIECE OF SHIT DYKE DICKFACE DAMN CLIT FUCK DOM DeLUISE JIZZ COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SAGGY TITS DAGO FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS BRITNEY DICKLICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH NECROPHILIA CAMEL FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK CUNT SHITSKIN TIMBER NIGGER DUNE COON SAGGY TITS FUCKSTAIN NEGRO BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK FUCKING ASSRAMMER PORCH MONKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS MILF ASSHAT SEMEN SNUFF PORN BUTTFUCKER REBECCA BLACK MONKEY SHIT CLEMEN SCUMBUCKET BITCH SCROTUM FUCK YOU DIPSHIT SHIT FUDGEPACKER SLOPE BIRD IN THE HOUSE SON OF A BITCH TAMPONS ABO FENCE JUMPER SON OF A BITCH SHITSKIN DICKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HITLER FAG BOOBS KRAUT HENTAI FOUR-EYES SMEG JIGGABOO NAZI SHITSLINGING TITS & DICKS FOUR-EYES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEX RUSKIE FRIG SHAKOPEE SACRED SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RAPE WANK SHITTY TITS & DICKS DOUCHE SHIT NEGRO PENIS ON A BUN CHAV YOUR MOM WANK INCEST FUCKING A GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CUNNILINGUS SHITTY POTTYMOUTH YOU WANKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JIZZ CLUSTER FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHINK JIZZ FLAMING ASS BADGER JUSTIN BIEBER RAGHEAD QUEEF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOBSHITE CHICKEN SHIT HELL DAGO TWAT PISS TRANNY FUCKING A IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NORTH KOREA 1984 BULLCRAP RECTUM RAIDER FRITZ O CANADA PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU INCEST MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU RAPE WIKIPEDIA pen0r PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CHRISTHUMPER SNUFF PORN BITCH FUCKING A RAPE SHIT FOUR-EYES RICK MORANIS TRANNY SAND NIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS BASTARD ABO ASSWIPE BASTARD CHOAD KISSER FROG TITTIES SHIT LIMEY SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES CLIT FUCKING A GRINGO COCKSUCKER NAZI HAIL SATAN! WOODPECKERSHIT HAIL SATAN! SHITSLINGING NIHILISM MOCCASINS WALRUS SHIT ASS FUCKFACE FUCKFACE MACACA SOD CUNTRAG QUEEF [expletive deleted] ANAL DAMN ASSWIPE CUNT 666 ASS ASSWIPE MONKEY BALLS TITTYWANK ON CRACK SHIT WIENER ASSFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL GOD DAMN FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH SHIT BELGIUM TOWELHEAD HITLER VENEREAL DISEASE KRAUT PIGFUCKER INCEST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WILLY WONKA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN ICE CREAM PISS ARTIST MOLDY TITS MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK HEIL HITLER! DAMMIT CRAPFUCKER COON ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JACKASS SHIT BELLEND CLEMEN WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FUCKFACE ARSE CLEMEN JACK OFF FUCKFACE CUNTBUCKET FUCKTARD WEHATEMARIO NICARAGUA DAMN FUCK OFF FUCKTARD FUCK YOU EPIDIDYMIS RUSTY TROMBONE ASS WANKER PISS ARTIST CUM ANAL FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JACKASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLUMPKIN NIGGER TITS DOUCHE NAZI SHIT DUNE COON SHITCOCK SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN BLOWJOB CAMEL JOCKEY GREASER CLUSTER FUCK DICKHEAD SHITFACE FRIG SHITHEAD ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JAP I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISS PUSSY NECROPHILIA FUCKER SHITE ASSHOLE CRACKER BUTTFUCKER WIENER TWAT JESSE McCARTNEY TAFFY DAMN KNOBJOCKEY SEX JAP INCEST TAMPONS COCKSUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE BEAVER EPIDIDYMIS DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF CHOAD BOLLOCKS WOMEN'S RIGHTS HAIL SATAN! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT DOUCHE VAGINA SHITPISSER TIT SPRINKLES SPICY CUNT FUCK KIKE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ARSE SHITFACE NAZI CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS SHIT SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD DUMBASS REBECCA BLACK DYKE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD HOT GRITS BITCH WANKSPLAT ART METAL PRODUCTS SMEG BALLS MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT FAGGOT FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE WANK BALLS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PORCUPINE'S BALLS WOP DOG FUCKER ORGASM BOB SAGET FUCK OFF CUNT BITCH MORGAN TSVANGIRAI COCKSMOKER DAMMIT FELLATIO SHUT UP, MEG! CHAV ARSE DAMN DILDO HELL HATE HATE HAT CUNTRAG WIKIPEDIA POMMIE GANGBANG BUGFUCK DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN LENS CRAFTERS ASSHAT TOWELHEAD SHITE CUM FUCKING POLACK WINDOWS VISTA WIENER DESU PUSSY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! KIKE ASSRAMMER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FIRECROTCH CHRISTHUMPER PISS UP MY ARSE BITCH SPIC SON OF A BITCH PAKI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITCUNTING GINGERBREAD ALEX TREBEK CUNT HENTAI CUNNILINGUS NEGRO BASTARD KIKE FUCK OFF NIGGER TITS SHITFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK YOU SLOPE DAMN DOUCHE BUTT-HOLE PISS ARTIST ASS FUCK YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MASTURBATION TITTYWANK ASS LICKER SHITFACE FUCKFACE JACKASS SHITE CRAPMUNCHER OH SHI– FUCK INBRED I WILL END YOU! PISS OFF YOUR MOM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PORCUPINE'S BALLS NIPPLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK OFF FUCK P'KANG SCROTUM BULLSHIT TITTIES SHITTY BITCH FUCK YOU BEAVER ASSFACE DAMN CAMEL FUCKER FUCK YOU POOPOO ASSCRACK DICK IN A BOX KIKE GOD DAMN POOPOO FUCK GRUE RAPE ASSFACE ANAL MOZILLA FIREFOX WANKSPLAT MAMA MIA GOD DAMN MAMA MIA DONKEY DICK DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT ARSE RAT'S COCK CONDOMS Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive [expletive deleted] and with the GOD DAMMIT and his BASTARD of girraffes in which DONALD RUMSFELD while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See SHITSKIN also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BUGGER OFF
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is HOMO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its POMMIE subject. If you do not find it funny I WILL KILL YOU!, it is probably because you are an INBRED CLEMEN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKWIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DIPSHIT joke loses its humour CLEVELAND STEAMER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so COCKGOBLIN ignorant, then you wouldn't have JACKASS SHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CLUSTER FUCK TURD DILDO DOUCHETITS RECTUM RAIDER!!!!!I <3 COCK |
