Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS'DONALD RUMSFELD'ASSHOLE'FLYING FUCK'FUCKFACE'JUNGLE BUNNY'SHITFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SAMUEL L. JACKSON look at the FRAK talk page of this BASTARD article for notes or discussion before ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITSLINGING neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS LICKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHIGGER, sudden FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WILLY WONKA or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SMEG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOUCHING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SPIC words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DONKEY DICK CHINK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHINK utterFUCKance of socially EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! Tourette's is NI not to be MY ANUS IS BLEEDING confused with MARCH OF FLAMES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKBAG random I WILL END YOU! disorientation, culturally-SPUNK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT language, MASTURBATION and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITBALLS ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GRINGO souvenir shoppes and massive QUEEF quantities ARSE of ANAL DIABETES FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A I AM CORNHOLIO! Polite Note to the LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Author:

The ASSFACE Tourette's BASTARD Research Institute was JAP founded to SHAKOPEE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PENISFUCK article TITTIES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PEDOPHILIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TAMPON IN MY ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOUCHETITS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSFACE Tourrette's sufferers BUGGER swear. You can LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITCOCK TV, for always focusing on the DOG SHIT bad side of a terrible PISS UP MY ARSE thing.
• The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CRAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHIGGER knee CHALICE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JACKASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHINK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GRIS school for GRAPE PENIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUTT-FOR-BRAINS sufferers to become PISS OFF manically depressed and FUCK commit LET'S SHIT suicide.
• There is no SHITPISSER cure, and the FLYING FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FRED PHELPS tics often have adverse FUCKBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go EMO numb and TWISTY VAGINA basically made it NIGGA! worse than POOPOO it is without the MASTURBATION drug.

I am an active member of a IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK tourette syndrome BOOBS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating [Insert swear here] the COCKSUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "MASTURBATION swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MONKEY SHIT sorry for GOD DAMMIT "hi-jacking" your LIMEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING JUMP! this that really SUCK MY DICK annoys me. I am working towards a BIGNOSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FELCHING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LOGJAMMER, and making fun of a BULLSHIT horrible disorder is (not) BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MAMA MIA time.

Best COCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society PORTUGAL.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. SHIT LIKE A HORSE Regards to Andrew PISS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The MOTHERFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can PECKERHEAD punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SUNSHINE saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANK and YID playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOZILLA FIREFOX music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITSLIDE BAND WITH 4 MONKEY BALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BULLSHIT HORSE! CHIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHIGGER'S HOUSE

How SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS to SHIT cure SAND NIGGER the FEWMETS Tourette's JAP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JACK ABRAMOFF for SNUFF PORN Tourette's BIGNOSE Syndrome NAZI is ASS following DICKHEAD these COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT rules BAD MOTHERFUCKER in FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKING immature TITTYWANK little FUCK OFF kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK YOU within DOUCHING 10 DEMOCRACYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WANK HELLFIRE TRANNY nor ARSE talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN yourself you BUGFUCK don't GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY have GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS this DIPSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY FUCK A DUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHIGGER last straw TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!!

I fucking put DICKLICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF FUCKSTAIN THIS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNTBUCKET offensive. PENISPENISPENIS!!!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHINK people who try DIPSHIT to battle CHIGGER'YOU that tight-ass ASSHOLE 17-year-BLOWJOB—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TACO it now, but someone said INBRED' DAMN DUMBASS'SCUMBAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING RAPE is a laughing MONASTERIES matter. Plus there PISSHOLE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING A Uncyclopedia, there are WIENER articles DEVELOPERS! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST stuff. So SHITFUCKER that means BUTTFUCKER stop getting mad at the TWISTY VAGINA first part too and RAT'S ASS talking about the SHITFACE letter that it's SHIT mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what JESUS FUCKING CHRIST the heck you're talking about). Adrian SEX hi self SOD even made a really YUKKY DOODY good point. "It's GARBAGE DAY! nothing more WIGGER from a head nod to a DONKEY PUNCHER knee tick". ART METAL PRODUCTS. Which I'll add ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT onto ASSHAT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FALSE BENSON suffer that GRIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GO COUNT YOUR DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a CHIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you YID Want facts, go on COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SEMEN be offended, don't read FUCKBAG the freaking BUKKAKE article anyway.

FUCKFACE FUCKTARD CUNTBUCKET ASSFACE CLUSTER FUCK CUNT GREASER CHICKEN FRIES PENISBIRD HELL

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DOUCHE YOU WANKER PISSHOLE DUMBASS FUCK DICKFACE ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING FIRECROTCH GOD DAMMIT DUNE COON FUCKING ASS BUGGER SHITE BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK FUCKFACE FEMADOM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JACKASS PEDOPHILIA YOUR MOM CHOAD WANK DYKE FEMADOM WEHATEMARIO ASSCRACK FUDGEPACKER TACO JACKASS FUCKFACE INCEST FUCK SOD OFF DICK COCK GRASS MUD HORSE MOCCASINS FUCKING PISS ARTIST LIMEY DICK CHICKEN HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI [EXPLETIVE] RAT'S ASS DICK IN A BOX FELCHING SEMEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN WANK GOOK FUCKING A ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PUSSY ASSHOLE CHRISTIANITY POOPY ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER DICKFACE POLACK SHUT UP, MEG! MOCKIE VAGINA FUCKBAG DICKHEAD FUCK SLOPE SOD FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS suck my mothers WETBACK HELLFIRE DONGSHOVER CUNTYMINTS FUCKBAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK BITCH FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE DOUCHETITS SEMEN ASSHOLE SHIT POOPY SOD OFF ASS GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK FRIG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CRAPFUCKER FUCK YOU SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICK IN A BOX IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BALL SACK PISS UP MY ARSE HONKY FUCK YOU CLEMEN NORTH KOREA FUCK YOU PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU GREASER HELL RAT'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICK GOD DAMMIT HOMO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS QUEEF RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN IT SAND NIGGER SHITBALLS DAMMIT POMMIE SEX ASS FASCIST CONDOMS CUNT AMERICA ONLINE FUCK OFF PUSSY HELL SHIT MELAMINE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASS TESTICLE CHOKE SOD ASSHAT CRIMETHINK NEGRO D'OH BUGFUCK RAGHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT SCROTUM WANK TITS NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU GRIS CHRISTMAS TREES WHORE I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS DAGO CHENEY ORGASM WIENER NIPPLES CROTCH BOOBS JOHN ELWAY TWISTY VAGINA ASSHAT SHITTY RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MALARKY PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT FUCKING A ANUSCAKE DICKHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO FOUR-EYES PEDOPHILIA CRAP ON A STICK MICK CUNTRAG NIGGER TITS QUEEF DAMN COON COCKSUCKER CROTCH P'KANG HAIL SATAN! FUCKTARD ARSE KNOBJOCKEY O KURWA! DOUCHEBAG SPANK THE MONKEY BULLSHIT FUCK OFF LAKE TITICACA WANKSPLAT CC PLZ ANUSCAKE CHIGGER CHICKEN FRIES GYPSY JERK OFF DAMMIT FRITZ QUEEF pen0r PISS HONKY SOD SEX I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING A WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELL TITS ASSFACE RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING JACKASS OSTRICH MY ASS EAT MY SHIT! NAZI MOCKIE DOUCHEBAG CUNT BALLS CHUFF ASSCRACK MARCH OF FLAMES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS FASCIST FUCKTARD TIT DIRT FUCKBAG HORSE SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MALL SANTA ASSBANDIT DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT KRAUT NAZI DICK TITS BITCH O CANADA FUCKER FIST FUCK BASTARD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WANKSPLAT FUCKSTAIN EPIDIDYMIS FUCKWIT DAMN CHENEY TOSSER LET'S SHIT ASS POOPY POLACK WANK MOTHERFUCKER SLOPE BANGKOK BALLS TITS & DICKS SHIT COCKSUCKER CLEMEN WANK CUNTBUCKET CUNTRAG BULLSHIT TITS BEAVER WIGGER GOD DAMN NIGGER FUCKFACE TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BLOWJOB FUCKWIT SHIT DICK SCUMBAG FUCK YOU DIPSHIT ASSWIPE DAMN WALRUS SHIT HENTAI CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHENEY CUNT SIGMUND FREUD LAKE TITICACA TITS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKER ASSFACE I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH ASSRAPING BOON EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CONDOMS TIT SPRINKLES SHITTY DAMN BUTT PIRATE DAGO ASSFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSRAMMER BENCH PRESS DICKHEAD MOLDY TITS BITCH CHOAD HELL COCK DOM DeLUISE FUCK FUCK YOU NORTH KOREA BUGGER JOHNNY WANK TWISTY VAGINA COCKSHITTER SHITBALLS BELLEND SHITE HELL DILDO INBRED [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CUNT SHITFUCKER ASSFACE FUCKFACE TIT SPRINKLES RAPE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HOMO PEEPEE BUTTFUCKER WIENER SHITPISSER INJUN BEAVER GENITALIA DOG FUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE ASSHAT TITTYWANK SCUMBAG BLOWJOB CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN FELCHMONKEY BASTARD SHITTY JAP DARTH VADER RAT'S ASS POOPOO ASSCRACK PEEPEE TAMPON IN MY ASS BUGGER OFF DAMN BIRD SHIT ASS LICKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHUFF GYPSY BUTTFUCKER NAZI GANGBANG SHIT NIGGER DAMN NIGGER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN WETBACK DARTH VADER ASSCRACK SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNNILINGUS POTTYMOUTH ASSHAT BITCH INCEST SHIT SHITFACE GYPSY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK EMO TITTIES JACK OFF ASSBANDIT BONG FAG SHIT WANK JERK OFF QUEEF MONKEY SHIT WHORE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER BLUMPKIN DAMN WANKSPLAT SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CLIT PORCH MONKEY CRAPMUNCHER INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS BUTTFUCKER ASS ALF ASSWIPE BITCH ASS SOD OFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON INJUN CLEMEN HONKY ASSHAT SHITHEAD FUCKWIT COCK GOBSHITE TITTYWANK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLIT BIRD SHIT ARSE YOU WANKER BITCH ASS LICKER SHITHEAD ASSFACE CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBAG BUGGER OFF VAGINA FENCE JUMPER SHIT NIPPLES DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT STEVE BALLMER SHITFACE FELCHING TITS & DICKS DAMN IT CUNT DUMBASS NI SHIT FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS ARTIST BIRD SHIT URINE-GARGLING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK CUNNILINGUS WIGGER JOY CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITBALLS ANAL TITS & DICKS CAMEL JOCKEY HELL BULLSHIT BIG FOOT [expletive deleted] SCUMBAG JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKFACE ORGASM BULLSHIT SEMPRINI CUNT PISS OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER CLEVELAND STEAMER WANKSPLAT SHAKOPEE BASTARD WANK FELCHMONKEY SCUMBAG SPICY CUNT FUCK HITLER POMMIE ASSWIPE CHINK MOTHERFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKING NIGGER COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT SHIT BUKKAKE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DOG SHIT POLESMOKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PISS ARTIST ASSHAT SHIT MOCKIE YID SHITCUNTING TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMMIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! SAMUEL L. JACKSON PRICK ARSEBADGERS CAMEL FUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WANK OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA P'KANG WANK GENITALIA TITWANK ARSE SOD TITWANK TITTIES BALL SACK ASSWIPE FRAK FUCKTARD MOCKIE BEAVER SHITCOCK NICARAGUA FUCK SHIT BLUMPKIN BITCH [EXPLETIVE] SHITHEAD BANGKOK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS STRAWBERRY ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BULLSHIT DICKLICK BLUMPKIN GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT SLOPE ASSWIPE GOD DAMN NIGGER CROTCH FUCKING RAT'S COCK LET'S SHIT REDNECK COON FUCKING GARBAGE DAY! MASTURBATION CHINK DAMN ASSCRACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN IT SHIT HO CRAPPY CHIGGER SHITSLINGING DAMMIT GOD DAMN TIMBER NIGGER CUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I WILL END YOU! FUCKFACE NECROPHILIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DUMBASS I WILL KILL YOU! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! LET'S SHIT BALL SACK CAMEL FUCKER CUNT SHITCOCK ASS PRICK CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER MACACA CRAPMUNCHER TURD CUNT ASSWIPE [expletive deleted] SHITE CARPET MUNCHER CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S COCK HELL ASSFACE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY ORGASM ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA SHITTY FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS SHITFACE FUCK FUCKER FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT TENTACLE RAPE MASTURBATION JACKASS CRACKER ANAL BONER REBECCA BLACK RAT'S COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COON DICK WOODPECKERSHIT NICARAGUA suck my mothers GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NAZI NIPPLES RANDY TRAVIS FRITZ BITCH SAGGY TITS DUNE COON INBRED BUTT-HOLE JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GO HOME AND DIE TOSSER FELLATIO FUDGEPACKER COCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH SEX FUCKER SEMEN STEVE BALLMER CRACKER MOCCASINS FUCKWIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUM ASS LICKER ARSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH SHIT DOUCHE NAZI DIPSHIT ASS WIENER SHITCUNTING FELLATIO YOU WANKER HELL TAMPONS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHITHEAD BONER LIMEY BUGFUCK SHIT GOOK CUNNILINGUS DAMN HORSE SHIT GOBSHITE YOU WANKER MAMA MIA BUGFUCK PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BIRD SHIT SHITPISSER HELL LOLCAT DOODIE HEAD ASSCRACK SUGARTITS GYPSY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE SCUMBUCKET DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BIG FOOT FUCKFACE FIRECROTCH BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT SHITE FUCKSTAIN ROSIE O'DONNELL TURD MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS FASCIST TIMBER NIGGER SHITSLINGING HORSE PENIS DARTH VADER LAKE TITICACA HOSER SHIT ASSCRACK SHITTY BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FELCHING JIZZ POLAK FROG NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE VAGINA DAMN KRAUT PISS UP MY ARSE MONKEY SHIT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM TENTACLE RAPE TWISTY VAGINA ORGASM DUMBASS DAMNATION CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR INBRED BLOWJOB NIPPLES ASS SHITFACE LAKE TITICACA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BITCH SHITFACE DILDO CLIT FUCKER CRACKER pen0r ASS FUCKTARD JERRY CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT PENIS NAZI BRUSH MA TEETH TOSSER CUM SEMEN SHITFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAGHEAD GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS CLEMEN I RAPE WALRUSES! I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSWIPE and with the FEWMETS and his SOD OFF of girraffes in which I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL while reading about ORGASM!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COCKSHITTER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WINDOWS VISTA

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BUTT-FOR-BRAINS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WHORE subject. If you do not find it funny SEMEN, it is probably because you are an INBRED SCUMBAG ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PUSSYLICKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DONGSHOVER joke loses its humour DICK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BULLSHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have COCKSUCKER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CHICKEN SHIT PECKERHEAD POMMIE SAGGY TITS ABO!!!!!I <3 COCK