Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ARSE'ASSHAT'WALRUS SHIT'SHIT'NIPPLES'BULLSHIT'ALEX TREBEK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HI, BILLY MAYS HERE neurochemical FUCK disorder EMO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid P'KANG, sudden COON m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOG FUCKER or ASSFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JAP in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GANGBANG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKWAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSLINGING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GARBAGE DAY! BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous AUTOFELLATIO utterFUCKance of socially NIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS television programs to address TENTACLE RAPE Tourette's syndrome.

WHORE Tourette's is BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! not to be YOU WANKER confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SON OF A BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING A random SHITHEAD disorientation, culturally-FUCKWIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MILF language, FUCKING JUMP! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICK souvenir shoppes and massive COCKSMOKER quantities DOUCHE NAZI of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKER Polite Note to the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Author:

The SUCK MY COCK Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was BUTT PIRATE founded to CHRISTMAS TREES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LOLCAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOUCHE article BLUMPKIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COMMUNIST DILDO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRITZ.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS LICKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BEAVER Tourrette's sufferers VAGINA swear. You can GOD DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS OFF TV, for always focusing on the RUSTY TROMBONE bad side of a terrible JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS thing.
• The main GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POLACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSCRACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLSHIT knee BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HONKY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMMIT school for NIPPLES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LET'S SHIT sufferers to become DOG SHIT manically depressed and HELL commit COON suicide.
• There is no CUNTING ASSCRACK cure, and the I WILL KILL YOU! drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse SLOPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POLESMOKER perodol" which caused my entire CHINK body to go DAMN IT numb and JAP basically made it NIGGA! worse than BITCH it is without the ABO drug.

I am an active member of a TAMPONS tourette syndrome CRAP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHEBAG the PUNANI public view of Tourettes as a "FLYING FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISSHOLE sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your PIECE OF SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HOSER this that really HELL annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INCEST, and making fun of a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS horrible disorder is (not) ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! time.

Best LET'S SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BELGIUM Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. DAMN IT Regards to Andrew MARGARET THATCHER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES bastard who wrote this article. You can CLUSTERFUCK punch him if you TOWELHEAD want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COON saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine P'KANG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TENTACLE RAPE and COCKSMOKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOTHERFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) AY-AY-AY BAND WITH 4 DEVELOPERS! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOG FUCKER HORSE! P'KANG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO P'KANG'S HOUSE

How GANGBANG to CUNT cure DICKFACE the RECTUM RAIDER Tourette's FUCKBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HEIL HITLER! for PISS Tourette's FUCKING BASEBALL Syndrome NI is ASSWIPE following FRED PHELPS these GENITALIA rules WOP in BUKKAKE order:

• 1: Avoid FAGGOT immature SON OF A BITCH little HOMO kids,
• 2: Count to DRAMA within DAMN 10 SON OF A BITCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CAMEL JOCKEY HELL JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE nor TOSSER talk,
• 4: Tell FRAK yourself you CUNT don't SHITHEAD have PISS this CROTCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK QUEEF WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the P'KANG last straw BALL SACK!

I fucking put FUCKFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKBAG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at KU KLUX KLAN the TOP OF FUCKING THIS SPANK THE MONKEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT CRAPPER offensive. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SOD people who try PISS to battle SCUMBAG'FUCKTARD that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-DUMBASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAPE it now, but someone said SUGARTITS' CHENEY FUCKHEAD'PEDOPHILIA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMMIT is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there ORGASM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POOPOO Uncyclopedia, there are GRIS articles TAMPON IN MY ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GRINGO stuff. So RAT'S COCK that means BUGGER stop getting mad at the BITCH first part too and DICK talking about the NIGGER letter that it's NIHILISM mocking (what FELLATIO letter? I don't even know what ART METAL PRODUCTS the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self FELLATIO even made a really COON good point. "It's HATE HATE HAT nothing more FUCKSTAIN from a head nod to a BASTARD knee tick". CRAP. Which I'll add BUKKAKE onto PISS UP MY ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GRIS suffer that ASSWIPE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TACO be, because if I were a [Insert yet another person's name here] Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TIT SPRINKLES hilarious. If you BIRD SHIT Want facts, go on BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK YOU be offended, don't read FAGGOT the freaking HI, BILLY MAYS HERE article anyway.

LAKE TITICACA FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE I WILL KILL YOU! DICKFACE TITS [Insert swear here] ASSHAT TOURETTE'S IS FUN DOUCHE

DAMMIT BUKKAKE CUNT TITS & DICKS FUCKER [expletive deleted] BITCH BITCH CUNT DAGO RHODESIA HELL ASS BOOBS ABO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ARSE FUCKTARD FUCKTARD FUCK BITCH ASSHOLE TAMPONS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SPUNK SHIT BASTARD FUCKSTAIN AAAAAAAAA! GO COUNT YOUR DICK SACRAMENTO CLEMEN PORCH MONKEY PISS OFF MALL SANTA DONALD RUMSFELD TWO-INCH PENIS FRIENDS FUCKSTAIN BUGGER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS RECTUM RAIDER DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JACKASS SUGARTITS TACO CLEMEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SLOPE PISS ARTIST WANK WANK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKFACE ASS LIMEY SPUNK BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY JAP SCUMBUCKET RUSTY TROMBONE POLAK GOD DAMN FAG BALLS TOWELHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

JENKEM BUTTFUCKER BOOBS FUCK PIGFUCKER REDSKIN CUNTRAG BUGGER OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YID POMMIE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DOG SHIT KNOBJOCKEY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I RAPE WALRUSES! TONY LA RUSSA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFACE ANAL HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD CROTCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS POOPY WIENER ASS GANGBANG WIGGER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANKSPLAT TRANNY WOP BOOBS PENISBIRD BASTARD CRAPPY BOOBS YOU WANKER RECTUM RAIDER ASS TACO D'OH GOD DAMN MOLDY TITS BALL SACK HORSE SHIT GREASER QUEEF TOTAL GYPSY FUCK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE GOBSHITE JIZZ Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the ASS and his GOD DAMMIT of girraffes in which CLUSTERFUCK while reading about RAPE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WANK