Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS FASCIST'JUMPING JESUS!!!'JOHNNY'FUCKFUCKFUCK'ASSFACE'NAZI'NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASSWIPE look at the DUMBASS talk page of this PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM article for notes or discussion before FEMADOM editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOLLOCKS, sudden BLISTERING BARNACLES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACK OFF or FAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NECROPHILIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTT PIRATE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SUGARTITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITSLINGING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FELLATIO FRAK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAT'S ASS utterFUCKance of socially BELLEND objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFUCKER television programs to address DOG FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

GREASER Tourette's is BALLS not to be TRANNY confused with CLIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying O CANADA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FROG'S FAT ASS random FUCK YOU disorientation, culturally-FRENCH TICKLER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSWIPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKER language, GOATSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JUNGLE BUNNY souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities SHITSLINGING of ANAL DIABETES MALARKY garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTTFUCKER Polite Note to the MARGARET THATCHER Author:

The FUCKSTAIN Tourette's UNICORNS Research Institute was ASSHOLE founded to DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS ARTIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COCK article BELGIUM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNTING ASSCRACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WOODPECKERSHIT Tourrette's sufferers SHITE swear. You can SAND NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSBANDIT TV, for always focusing on the DICKFACE bad side of a terrible PECKERHEAD thing.
• The main CUNNILINGUS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RICK MORANIS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANKSPLAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BRITNEY knee BULLSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DUNE COON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HITLER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BAD MOTHERFUCKER school for OH SHI– something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMN sufferers to become SPIC manically depressed and INCEST commit FRITZ suicide.
• There is no DAMN cure, and the FUCK OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the TAMPON IN MY ASS tics often have adverse MILF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNTRAG perodol" which caused my entire CLEVELAND STEAMER body to go CHAV numb and DOUCHING basically made it NIGGA! worse than TWAT it is without the BALL SACK drug.

I am an active member of a FOUR-EYES tourette syndrome WIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CLEMEN the PIECE OF SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "CARPET MUNCHER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRAPMUNCHER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITBALLS sorry for I WILL KILL YOU! "hi-jacking" your KNOBJOCKEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRAK this that really JOHNNY annoys me. I am working towards a COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKLICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a HAPPINESS horrible disorder is (not) NEGRO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FLYING FUCK time.

Best BRUSH MA TEETH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKBAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply

As BELGIUM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing BELGIUM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not PROXY SITES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. REBECCA BLACK Regards to Andrew DOUCHING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The CHIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you LIMEY want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHINK saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my pen0r intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BOLLOCKS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUGGER OFF and DICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SAND NIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 TITTIES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSCRACK HORSE! BOLLOCKS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BOLLOCKS'S HOUSE

How BATMAN & ROBIN to ASSWIPE cure DAGO the SACRAMENTO Tourette's SPIC Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for BUKKAKE Tourette's FEWMETS Syndrome SIGMUND FREUD is FUCKING A following HUEY P. NEWTON these THONG TASTER rules HELL in ASSFACE order:

• 1: Avoid CUNTING ASSCRACK immature MICK little SHITFACE kids,
• 2: Count to POLACK within HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN 10 ABOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SCUMBAG CRAPFUCKER ASS nor CUNTSWILLING talk,
• 4: Tell MOTHERFUCKER yourself you BOOBS don't ORGASM have OSTRICH MY ASS this BASTARD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DUNE COON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BOLLOCKS last straw SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS!

I fucking put BUGGER OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNNILINGUS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF CHIGGER THIS DILDO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HORSE SHIT offensive. POMMIE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try DICKFACE to battle DIPSHIT'GENITALIA that tight-ass PUNANI 17-year-JIZZ—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COON it now, but someone said FRIG' BASTARD MONKEY SHIT'LIKE FATHER LIKE SON on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PRICK is a laughing SHITFACE matter. Plus there POWERSHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on KNOBJOCKEY Uncyclopedia, there are SHITFACE articles SHITSLINGING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHIGGER stuff. So FELLATIO that means HORSE SHIT stop getting mad at the GOD DAMN first part too and MILF talking about the JACKASS letter that it's SUITCASE PENIS mocking (what FEMADOM letter? I don't even know what BUGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHAKOPEE hi self FUCKSTAIN even made a really BITCH good point. "It's GOD DAMMIT nothing more THONG TASTER from a head nod to a DUNE COON knee tick". WIENER. Which I'll add BUTTFUCKER onto DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TWAT suffer that COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GO COUNT YOUR DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSWIPE be, because if I were a FRITZ Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNTING ASSCRACK hilarious. If you SPIC Want facts, go on GYPSY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOATSE be offended, don't read HENTAI the freaking INCEST article anyway.

YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN WANK FUCKING BASEBALL CHIGGER NAZI FUCK INBRED

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PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLESMOKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES BASTARD CROTCH COCKGOBLIN ASSWIPE FUCKWIT BELLEND SOD MAMA MIA SNUFF PORN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMN TWAT PIG NIPPLES YUKY DOODY TITS RAT'S COCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ANUSCAKE WOMEN'S RIGHTS TUBA CLIT AUTOFELLATIO ANAL WEHATEMARIO [expletive deleted] CHICKEN SHIT INCEST ARSE BITCH SHOOP DA WHOOP DICKHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK VAGINA COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT AUTOFELLATIO WOP I WILL KILL YOU! SHITFUCKER HONKY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOUCHING WANK SHITFACE JACK ABRAMOFF GENITALIA BUGFUCK CLIT SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSCRACK SHIT DYKE BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CHINK DICKFACE ORANGE TURTLE ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SEX BUGFUCK SHITBALLS DUMBASS DYKE BIGNOSE SHITFACE DIPSHIT MASTURBATION GREASER DAMN PENIS NIPPLES JUNGLE BUNNY PISS OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BOOBIES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DILDO SLOPE ORGASM WETBACK CUNTRAG FUCKING A COMMUNIST DILDO NIGGER DUMBASS WANKSPLAT BITCH FUCK BASTARD FUCKING A SHITE BITCH NIGGER GENITALIA PICKANINNY FELLATIO DAMMIT BOOBS HONKY MONKEY BALLS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT BUTT-HEAD ASSHAT DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHICKEN SHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE COCKSTUFFER NIPPLES RAPE FEMADOM NECROPHILIA JOHNNY BUTT PIRATE POLAK TENTACLE RAPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALLS DAMN RAT'S ASS CHOAD KISSER PEEPEE DIRTY SANCHEZ POOPY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CLUSTERFUCK BIRD SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHOLE REBECCA BLACK SEX SHIT LAKE TITICACA SOD SHITTY BULLSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER NIGGER TITS DOUCHEBAG SHITHEAD NIPPLES MOCKIE DOODIE HEAD SCUMBAG SON OF A BITCH SOD OFF DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A HELL ASSRAPING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANK BUNG-HOLE CHOAD KISSER WOP SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE SLOPE IN SACREMENT ARSE FOUR-EYES MOCCASINS POMMIE ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT RUSKIE MASTURBATION DAMN IT FELCHING FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE PUSSYLICKER AMERICA ONLINE BUTTFUCKER GOOK FUCKSTAIN TITS SHITCOCK SOD OFF FUCK YOU DAMN PENIS CUNT WHORE ASSHOLE WIKIPEDIA CHICKEN SHIT SNUFF PORN SEMEN SHIT FUCK YOU KRAUT DESU PIG HORSE SHIT WANK CLUSTERFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS JESSE McCARTNEY DYKE FUCKFACE ARSE DOUCHE FUCK PISS ARTIST DICKFACE FUCKTARD DAMNATION PENIS SOD ASS DEVELOPERS! MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER IT'S OVER 9000! GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD DAMMIT CHOAD KISSER FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S COCK HORSE SHIT HELL VENEREAL DISEASE YOGHURT CANNON BULLSHIT FUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PENIS TAMPON IN MY ASS EAT MY SHIT! FUCK OFF DAMNATION ASSFACE HORSE SHIT CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS BUTT PIRATE ASSCRACK FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD GOOK DAMN ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD BANGKOK TUBA JOHN ELWAY FUCKFACE FUCKTARD PISS JACKASS RECTUM RAIDER SHITSLIDE INCEST JERK OFF FUCK BUTTFUCKER D'OH FROG'S FAT ASS PROTESTS MASTURBATION PISSHOLE JERK OFF SUGARTITS FUCKBAG TURD JUSTIN BIEBER DIMETHYL GLYCOL WIENER JAP VAGINA CROTCH DICKHEAD FELLATIO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TOSSER GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] CHINK FALSE BENSON TITTIES INCEST JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKHEAD HORSE PENIS WANK FUCK ORGASM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WILLY WONKA TAFFY DAMN CUNTYMINTS SEMEN SHITHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS TITMOUSE DOG SHIT DUMBASS LET'S SHIT PAKI I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TITS & DICKS SOD OFF DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA FRITZ DYKE FUCKWIT INJUN SHITSLINGING DOT HEAD I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CRAPFUCKER BALLS WETBACK HADJI JERRY NECROPHILIA CC PLZ ABO ASS FELCHING SHITSLIDE SEMPRINI SOD POLESMOKER DAMN DILDO BITCH WANKER WALRUS SHIT BEANER SHITBALLS MAMA MIA ASSHOLE O CANADA CONAN O'BRIAN ASS COCK BIGNOSE CUNT NIGGER WANK BIRD SHIT WIENER POMMIE NIGGER WIGGER SAND NIGGER KRAUT HOMO MARY WHITEHOUSE WEHATEMARIO SHITSLINGING DYKE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT BUTTFUCKER PIG MILF GYPSY DUNE COON DICKLICK SHIT MALL SANTA COON COCKGOBLIN WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING JUMP! PRICK CLIT SHIT ARSE FUCKING BITCH FUCKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! STEVE BALLMER BOOBIES BLISTERING BARNACLES PRICK BELLEND BITCH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PISS FUCKHEAD PENISBIRD MOCCASINS JENKEM WOODPECKERSHIT YID CUNT FUCKWIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S ASS GOATSE GOAT DICK HELL CRAP ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

TITTYWANK DICKFACE DAMN DICK GOD DAMMIT TWAT WIENER JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FLYING FUCK BLUMPKIN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT STRAWBERRY ASS DONGSHOVER POO POO BLOWJOB CHINK MICK FUCK OFF JACKASS CHOAD DAMN BITCH SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER SAGGY TITS KNOBJOCKEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JERK OFF WIENER OSTRICH MY ASS YOU WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING JUMP! NIPPLES Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKTARD and with the WANK and his MOTHERFUCKER of girraffes in which CUNNILINGUS while reading about TIT SPRINKLES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MAMA MIA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!