Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BLOWJOB'SHITFACE'TITS'SHITFACE'I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!'FRENCH TICKLER'FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKFUCKFUCK look at the PRICK talk page of this POLESMOKER article for notes or discussion before BONER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING A neurochemical FUCK disorder WALRUS SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SON OF A BITCH, sudden FUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACK ABRAMOFF or GOD DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly AMERICA ONLINE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JERK OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POLACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKWAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUTT-HOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISSHOLE DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TRANNY utterFUCKance of socially GOD DAMMIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRACKER television programs to address SHITE Tourette's syndrome.

BONER Tourette's is TITS not to be ASSHAT confused with CLIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TURD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE random WALRUS SHIT disorientation, culturally-STEVE BALLMER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TOSSER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK OFF language, EARS OF CHRIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITS & DICKS COCKSHITTER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SLOPE souvenir shoppes and massive AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI quantities ASSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES MACACA garbage.

Darnit.

A FRED PHELPS Polite Note to the HELLFUCKER Author:

The GANGBANG Tourette's YOU WANKER Research Institute was WANK founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK YOU article FUCK A DUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ARSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS ARTIST Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers ORGASM swear. You can ASSFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the WEHATEMARIO bad side of a terrible PISS ARTIST thing.
• The main FENCE JUMPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HELL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ANAL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIGGER knee RAPE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BASTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COMMUNIST DILDO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at D'OH school for BEANER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNNILINGUS sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and DOG FUCKER commit KAFFIR suicide.
• There is no suck my mothers cure, and the SCROTUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITCUNTING perodol" which caused my entire COCK body to go HELL numb and DONALD RUMSFELD basically made it NIGGA! worse than BORDER HOPPER it is without the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS drug.

I am an active member of a MOCKIE tourette syndrome WHORE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FASHION BUG the PISS public view of Tourettes as a "GOBSHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am INCEST sorry for BOOBS "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK IN A BOX this that really JIGGABOO annoys me. I am working towards a Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELLFIRE, and making fun of a DICK horrible disorder is (not) CHICKEN SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best NIGNOG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PIECE OF SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are KENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing BELGIUM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not MEG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. FUCKSTAIN Regards to Andrew FEWMETS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The SHITTY bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSWIPE punch him if you HELL want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INBRED saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHITFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SON OF A BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SPUNK and WIKIPEDIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with KIKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FEMADOM BAND WITH 4 FELLATIO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! SON OF A BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SON OF A BITCH'S HOUSE

How SON OF A BITCH to SHIT cure POOPOO the CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUGFUCK for CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's SEX Syndrome FUCK A DUCK is ASS LICKER following TITS & DICKS these SHITHEAD rules DICK TITS in PISS OFF order:

• 1: Avoid BITCH immature WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? little PEEPEE kids,
• 2: Count to BULLCRAP within SHITFACE 10 PRICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOAT DICK DICKFACE BLUE PENIS! nor GIVING HEAD talk,
• 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you MASTURBATION don't LAKE TITICACA have CUNT this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ARSE WITH NASTY FUCKING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUTT-HOLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SON OF A BITCH last straw SHITE!

I fucking put DICKLICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKTARD the TOP OF MALL SANTA THIS COLGATE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTTFUCKER offensive. ART METAL PRODUCTS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BONG people who try JACK OFF to battle GRIS'THIS IS SPARTA! that tight-ass MOTHERFUCKER 17-year-JOHN ELWAY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TITS it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' GREASER PISS'PORCH MONKEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING VAGINA is a laughing EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA matter. Plus there PISS ARTIST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on INBRED Uncyclopedia, there are MARCH OF FLAMES articles FASHION BUG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! stuff. So PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT that means RAPE stop getting mad at the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS first part too and RAT'S ASS talking about the SHITE letter that it's I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL mocking (what PORCH MONKEY letter? I don't even know what PICKANINNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITSLINGING hi self MOTHERFUCKER even made a really CHIGGER good point. "It's FELCHING nothing more NIPPLES from a head nod to a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT knee tick". GOD DAMN. Which I'll add PISS OFF MY ASS onto POMMIE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKFACE suffer that CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITSLINGING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MARGARET THATCHER be, because if I were a DAMMIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOLDY TITS hilarious. If you HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Want facts, go on BELLEND Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE be offended, don't read FUCKING A the freaking SHITE article anyway.

DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FELCHING CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU CRAP ON A STICK FUCKTARD NIGGER BALLS DICKFACE CUNTRAG

SHITE BANGKOK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMN HELL KIKE FUCKING A ASSWIPE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS POOPOO BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PISS PIGFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON HADJI FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHRIS CHAN TITS & DICKS MASTICATION FOR THE NATION CUNT BONER ASSHOLE JUSTIN BIEBER TENTACLE RAPE RAPE INBRED DAMN WANK YOU WANKER PISSHOLE FU SPANG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLINGING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN INCEST SHITPISSER PRICK FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLUSTERFUCK WANK TITWANK BAT FUCK INSANE PIG ASS TOSSER ASSHOLE FRAK SCUMBUCKET SHITFACE LOLCAT DICKFACE PISS RAT'S COCK ASSFACE DICKWAD BIRD SHIT ASS MOCKIE HELL FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD JIZZ SHITTY FUCK ANUSCAKE BOOBIES NEGRO BITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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ASSHAT RAT'S ASS CHUFF DOUCHE NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SEMEN THONG TASTER NIPPLES FUCK OFF NICARAGUA DAMN ASSFACE NEGRO BAT FUCK INSANE WANK RUSTY TROMBONE BONER JOHNNY NAZI TRANNY SLOPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHAT GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD FUCK SUCK MY DICK TIT SPRINKLES RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWIPE FUCK OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS suck my mothers PIGFUCKER GRIS COON DICK CHICKEN RAGHEAD SEMEN HOT GRITS BEAVER I RAPE WALRUSES! AAAAAAAAA! MAMA MIA REDNECK GANGBANG ASSCRACK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GOATSE BEAVER NICARAGUA DYKE NIGGER ASSHOLE NIGGER TITWANK FAGGOT PORCH MONKEY ASS TITWANK PORCH MONKEY FRAK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BEAVER PAKI CAMEL JOCKEY GENITALIA CLUSTERFUCK WIGGER ASS DONKEY DICK DAMN CUNT CRAPPER REBECCA BLACK JACK OFF FELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK COCKSUCKER CLUSTERFUCK SHITSLINGING FELLATIO SPICY CUNT FUCK CHRISTHUMPER BITCH SHITCOCK PUSSY SAMUEL L. 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OF COURSE! ASS SPANK THE MONKEY DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MACACA GRINGO DICK TITS WOP CUM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKFACE SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM EXTRA LONG PENIS CLIT BOOBS ASS I'LL RAPE YOU SUGARTITS BULLSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY INBRED SHITFUCKER SHITCOCK BITCH HENTAI ASSRAPING WANK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK PORCH MONKEY SPANK THE MONKEY TWAT I WILL END YOU! SCROTUM NEGRO BULLSHIT DIPSHIT PEEPEE PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CARPET MUNCHER ARSE RAT'S ASS NIGGER JACKASS SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY ASS DEVELOPERS! FEWMETS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE NIGGER FUCKING DAMN TWAT FUCK OFF SCUMBUCKET CHOAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANUSCAKE PEARL NECKLACE SON OF A BITCH FUCKING A DUMBASS GANGBANG DICKLICK GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK YOU BASTARD FUCK SHIT FUCKHEAD BALL SACK BIRD SHIT ASS BIGNOSE LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT I AM CORNHOLIO! HELL FUCK YOU FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSWIPE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PECKERHEAD SHITE FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT FRITZ CLIT SHITSLINGING BITCH SIGMUND FREUD SAMUEL L. JACKSON SIGMUND FREUD ASSWIPE BIGNOSE I'LL RAPE YOU BIRD SHIT AY-AY-AY HO ASSFACE PENIS ON A STICK KNOBJOCKEY ASS WHORE DARTH VADER HOLY DUMB FUCK SMEG BASTARD BULLCRAP DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER COCKSHITTER SHIT CHICKEN SHIT RECTUM RAIDER CUNT SHIT OUT OF MY DICK PEEPEE HOMO FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAP FUCK A DUCK BELGIUM WANKSPLAT CUNT BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER WIGGER [expletive deleted] GOD DAMN TIT DIRT ROSIE O'DONNELL TAMPONS WOP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS DUMBASS FUCKING JUMP! FELCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE ASS DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE ASSHAT CLUSTERFUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHEBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ANAL DIABETES TOTAL LET'S SHIT CUM KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE BASTARD COCK CANNED QUOTE SHITSLINGING DICKFACE PISSHOLE HENTAI ASS CLUSTERFUCK QUEEF COON EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BRITNEY CAMEL JOCKEY CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMN SUITCASE PENIS ARSEBADGERS BEANER SHITHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON YOU WANKER WANK I'LL RAPE YOU TITTIES CHAV FUCK CHOAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SPUNK ARSE SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CLEMEN BALL SACK SEMEN BASTARD GOD DAMN REBECCA BLACK SACRAMENTO FUCKTARD DUMBASS SCROTUM PISS OFF FENCE JUMPER FUCKHEAD PISS OFF DAMN CUNT INJUN SOD RAT'S COCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FAG BALLS SHITTY TWAT HONKY BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SHIT I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU ASSHOLE PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY CRAP ON A STICK ASS TACO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTRAG DOG SHIT TOWELHEAD RECTUM RAIDER YOU WANKER PIKACHU DAMN GOBSHITE JACK ABRAMOFF SEX RAT'S COCK DAMN PISS BASTARD FUCKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRENCH TICKLER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SPUNK EMO GOBSHITE SON OF A BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH DOG FUCKER CUNTSWILLING SHITCOCK DAMMIT HELL LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKFACE JERK OFF SEX HELL GOD DAMN FRITZ SHIT WINDOWS VISTA SAND NIGGER PISS OFF TITTIES DICKLICK GANGBANG DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY TOSSER WOODPECKERSHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! ARSE DOUCHING BEAVER DAGO GRAPE PENIS FROG I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU PISS SALISBURY BELGIUM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BOOBS HEIL HITLER! CUNT TAFFY DONALD RUMSFELD BOLLOCKS CHENEY BEAVER DOG FUCKER HONKY PENISBIRD JUNGLE BUNNY MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK DOUCHE NAZI TAMPONS PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY WOODPECKERSHIT ASS SHITE CROTCH TAMPONS SUCK A BIG DICK SOD OFF TITTIES CRAP ON A STICK CUNT SHIT FUCK ASSCRACK LIMEY HOMO COLGATE ORGASM INJUN SCUMBUCKET MALARKY ASSCRACK BASTARD PECKERHEAD FUCKWIT PUSSY CHOAD PUSSYLICKER ASS BUGGER OFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELL and with the PICKANINNY and his JACKASS SHIT of girraffes in which I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! while reading about BUGGER OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• REBECCA BLACK