Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANK neurochemical FUCK disorder BALL SACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BANGKOK, sudden COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK or SHITCOCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITCOCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITTIES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PUNANI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SIGMUND FREUD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITS & DICKS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TURD FRITZ words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RICK MORANIS utterFUCKance of socially ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS objectionable words).
SHITTY Tourette's is DIPSHIT not to be DOG FUCKER confused with OH SHI– Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAPE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING RAT'S ASS random ASS LICKER disorientation, culturally-KIKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BALL SACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SMEG language, ASSHAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF ORGASM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NAZI souvenir shoppes and massive NEGRO quantities SLOPE of ANAL DIABETES CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT garbage.
Darnit.
A FUCKSTAIN Polite Note to the BULLSHIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WEHATEMARIO article BEANER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIGNOG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TURD.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PISS Tourrette's sufferers TITTYWANK swear. You can FUCKING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AUTOFELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the CRAP ON A STICK bad side of a terrible BIG FOOT thing.
- The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DILDO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FEMADOM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICK knee CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is PIECE OF SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER TITS school for SPIC something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GRIS sufferers to become FUCKTARD manically depressed and GO COUNT YOUR DICK commit WIENER suicide.
- There is no POLACK cure, and the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL drugs that are available to, "calm" the CROTCH tics often have adverse PISS OFF MY ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] body to go COCKSMOKER numb and SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than AY-AY-AY it is without the TRANNY drug.
I am an active member of a ARSE tourette syndrome BOLLOCKS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS OFF the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! public view of Tourettes as a "AUTOFELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DOUCHING sorry for DONKEY PUNCHER "hi-jacking" your KIKE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMMIT this that really SHITFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a NIPPLES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PORCH MONKEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOB SAGET, and making fun of a MOZILLA FIREFOX horrible disorder is (not) D'OH funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POOPOO time.
Best ASSHOLE regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “NIGNOG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply
As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.
Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen
P.S. CHIGGER Regards to Andrew CAMEL FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply
As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?
Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POLACK saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my PISS ARTIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BANGKOK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are FUCK A DUCK and CLUSTER FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BAND WITH 4 COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TAFFY HORSE! BANGKOK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BANGKOK'S HOUSE
How FROG'S FAT ASS to POO POO BLOWJOB cure GENITALIA the FUCK Tourette's URINE-GARGLING Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BATHING SUIT AREA for BATMAN & ROBIN Tourette's FEMADOM Syndrome INCEST is FUCK following PISS ARTIST these CUNT rules COCKSHITTER in BULLCRAP order:
- 1: Avoid PISS OFF immature CLEVELAND STEAMER little ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP kids,
- 2: Count to ASSWIPE within ASSWIPE 10 HEIL HITLER!seconds,
- 3: Do not open your BOOBIES PENIS ON A BUN PEDOPHILIA nor FUCK A DUCK talk,
- 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you FUCKING don't BOB SAGET have FLAMING ASS BADGER this [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITTY WITH NASTY LENS CRAFTERS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BANGKOK last straw DICKFACE!
I fucking put NECROPHILIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTTFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOOBIES the TOP OF POLESMOKER THIS PENIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NECROPHILIA offensive. BALLS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try BOOBIES to battle CUNT'BONER that tight-ass SHITSKIN 17-year-RAT'S ASS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BAD MOTHERFUCKER it now, but someone said COLGATE' PISS FUCKER'GOAT DICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing BLOWJOB matter. Plus there FLYING FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKLICK Uncyclopedia, there are DAMMIT articles JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITBALLS stuff. So CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR that means RIGHT WING stop getting mad at the TITMOUSE first part too and FUCKING talking about the BITCH letter that it's ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT mocking (what CARPET MUNCHER letter? I don't even know what BLUE PENIS! the heck you're talking about). Adrian FIST FUCK hi self WANKER even made a really JIGGABOO good point. "It's SHIT nothing more GOD DAMMIT from a head nod to a YOU WANKER knee tick". CRAP. Which I'll add KAFFIR onto MALARKY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that SCROTUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DILDO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELL be, because if I were a SEX Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article INCEST hilarious. If you PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Want facts, go on ASSWIPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FELLATIO be offended, don't read COCKSHITTER the freaking SHITFACE article anyway.
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ASS FASCIST WIENER SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT MALARKY SHITFACE YOU WANKER WANK KIKE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WARNER MUSIC GROUP CAMEL JOCKEY WIENER MOCKIE SHITTY BITCH COCKSMOKER WOODPECKERSHIT SHITBALLS PISS FUCK NUGGET CHIGGER FRAK CRAP ON A STICK TOTAL COMMUNISM IS STUPID CUNT ORGASM LAKE TITICACA SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT DOG FUCKER BITCH NIGGER JAP LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NIPPLES FUCK YOU PUNANI BUTTFUCKER HELL GARBAGE DAY! COCKSUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS STEVE BALLMER DAMN DUMBASS BLOWJOB COCKSTUFFER CUNT PISS OFF SEMPRINI GENITALIA MASTURBATION NIPPLES WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive YOU WANKER and with the RAT'S COCK and his CUNT of girraffes in which SPANK THE MONKEY while reading about ANAL DIABETES!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
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See SHITE also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- COCKSUCKER
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is SHITFUCKER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WANK subject. If you do not find it funny DOUCHEBAG, it is probably because you are an INBRED CANNED QUOTES ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PUSSYLICKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITHEAD joke loses its humour ARSEBADGERS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BORDER HOPPER ignorant, then you wouldn't have DOUGHNUT PUNCHER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! HADJI ASSCRACK GOD DAMN DOUCHE ASSHAT!!!!!I <3 COCK |
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