Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COCKSUCKER'CRAPMUNCHER'HELL'FUCKING'KIKE'JERK OFF'ASSHOLE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or EUROIPODS neurochemical FUCK disorder FOUR-EYES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden ANUSCAKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKER or SON OF A BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SPICY CUNT FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHICKEN FRIES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSWIPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JAP GOOK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FLYING RAT'S ASS utterFUCKance of socially PEEPEE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PUNANI television programs to address DYKE Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKING JUMP! Tourette's is FUCKTARD not to be FUCKER confused with JOHNNY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTY random COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT disorientation, culturally-WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS language, PISS OFF MY ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SCROTUM CLEMEN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANK souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE of ANAL DIABETES ASSCRACK garbage.

Darnit.

A RANDY TRAVIS Polite Note to the DIRTY SANCHEZ Author:

The FELCHMONKEY Tourette's ARSE Research Institute was SHIT founded to FREE ELECTIONS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article MOCKIE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JUSTIN BIEBER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers CAMEL FUCKER swear. You can JESUS FUCKING CHRIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BLUMPKIN TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible REDSKIN thing.
• The main SHITTY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD knee BALLS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TRANNY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for HELL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANK sufferers to become SCRATCH! GROUNDER! manically depressed and CRAPMUNCHER commit [expletive deleted] suicide.
• There is no DONKEY DICK cure, and the COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FROG'S FAT ASS tics often have adverse CHRISTHUMPER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire RANDY TRAVIS body to go WIENER numb and NECROPHILIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOZILLA FIREFOX it is without the PISSHOLE drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKWIT tourette syndrome SHAKOPEE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGGER the NORTH KOREA public view of Tourettes as a "D'OH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LIMEY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for TOWELHEAD "hi-jacking" your CHOAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SON OF A BITCH this that really BUTTFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a SEMEN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BELLEND article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!, and making fun of a CHOAD horrible disorder is (not) BEAVER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HAIL SATAN! time.

Best JIGGABOO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The ART METAL PRODUCTS bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you NIGGER want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD BLESS AMERICA saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICKLICK and HOSER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GO HOME AND DIE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FLYING FUCK BAND WITH 4 FUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITBALLS HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE

How KIKE to CUNTSWILLING cure ASSHAT the MILF Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLUSTERFUCK for DICK TITS Tourette's COCKSUCKER Syndrome ASS LICKER is HITLER following DICKFACE these HELL rules PENIS in RAGHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid NIGGER immature ASS LICKER little DAGO kids,
• 2: Count to NECROPHILIA within GOD DAMN 10 BOONseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SIGMUND FREUD CHOAD ASS LICKER nor ASSHOLE talk,
• 4: Tell ASSHAT yourself you WHORE don't CLIT have NIGGER TITS this ASSHAT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTT PIRATE WITH NASTY D'OH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POTTYMOUTH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw SHITE!

I fucking put CLUSTERFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FRIG the TOP OF FUCK THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! offensive. CRACKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try DELICIOUS CAKE to battle CAMEL JOCKEY'PIECE OF SHIT that tight-ass DAMN IT 17-year-I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SAGGY TITS it now, but someone said TITS' FEMADOM BUGGER'WANKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TWAT is a laughing IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! matter. Plus there CLIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SAND NIGGER Uncyclopedia, there are NAZI articles MALARKY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CANNED QUOTES stuff. So DOUCHEBAG that means BELLEND stop getting mad at the YUKY DOODY first part too and CLIT talking about the BITCH letter that it's CUNNILINGUS mocking (what EAT MY SHIT! letter? I don't even know what CUNTSWILLING the heck you're talking about). Adrian I WILL END YOU! hi self PISS ARTIST even made a really JACKASS good point. "It's SHITHEAD nothing more DIPSHIT from a head nod to a WIGGER knee tick". ASS. Which I'll add GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS onto CUNNILINGUS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that NIGGER TITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKWIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RUSTY TROMBONE be, because if I were a SHITTY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! hilarious. If you LENS CRAFTERS Want facts, go on SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DONKEY PUNCHER be offended, don't read DICKWAD the freaking DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT article anyway.

WALRUS SHIT CHIGGER DOT HEAD PISS INCEST FEMADOM FLYING RAT'S ASS NEGRO RAPE TITS

POOPY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DUMBASS FUCK A DUCK ORGASM BUTT-HEAD HITLER FUCKFACE SPUNK PISS PAKI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER SIGMUND FREUD SOD OFF PEDOPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS RAPE SHITFUCKER HELL DUMBASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WIENER FUCKFACE FUCKER KRAUT BOLLOCKS ASSRAPING SHIT PENIS CUNT COON TOTAL INJUN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PEARL NECKLACE ANAL ARSE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNTSWILLING BALLS DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX BUKKAKE suck my mothers SEMPRINI [expletive deleted] CUNTRAG AUTOFELLATIO BOLLOCKS CARPET MUNCHER FUCK OFF MOLDY TITS FUCK ASSHOLE CUNTRAG PISS OFF FIRECROTCH GARBAGE DAY! SHITCOCK DAMN ARSE SCUMBAG SOD OFF TITTIES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I'LL RAPE YOU I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DUMBASS ASSFACE ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE FASHION BUG [expletive deleted] CONAN O'BRIAN SHITE BASTARD POO POO BLOWJOB NICARAGUA MOZILLA FIREFOX IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES MASTURBATION SHITFACE ASSCRACK YOU WANKER PISS ARSE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TOWELHEAD DUMBASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CLUSTERFUCK BIGNOSE BULLSHIT DOG SHIT CAMEL FUCKER WANK FELCHMONKEY SHITBALLS BULLSHIT SHITFACE YOU WANKER DICKHEAD DAMN CUM SCROTUM CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING BIG FOOT GOATSE JERRY SHITPISSER FRITZ ASS DAMNATION SHITE FRIG All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD DAMN BITCH POLACK FUCKER PEEPEE CUNTYMINTS BASTARD JOHNNY JUNGLE BUNNY NAZI GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSHAT FUCKING JUMP! CRAPPY KIDDY FIDDLER ASS CUNTRAG SUCK A BIG DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS FASCIST SMEG PISSHOLE CUNNILINGUS FLYING FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITFACE JERRY FUCK CLIT CAMEL JOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK FEMADOM DICKWAD RUSTY TROMBONE BULLCRAP NECROPHILIA WIENER MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DAMN CANNED QUOTE LENS CRAFTERS PISS ARTIST SUCK MY COCK YOU WANKER TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK WANK FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE DONALD RUMSFELD TITWANK TIMBER NIGGER FUCKFACE HO FUCKING JUMP! BALLS FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE TUBA VAGINA FUCKER HADJI ASSCRACK FUCKFACE URINE-GARGLING ASS NEOPETS FUCKING JUMP! PISS ARTIST THONG TASTER NI SOD OFF DICKHEAD GOD DAMN BLOWJOB FUCKING BASEBALL FUCK YOU DOUCHE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUGGER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER FUCK PISS FUCKTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF MALL SANTA GOD DAMN DOUCHE FROG'S FAT ASS EAT MY SHIT! DOUCHE NAZI DICKFACE SHITTY CLIT FUCK RAT'S ASS BOOBIES JENKEM BLUMPKIN BELLEND DILDO PEARL NECKLACE DAMN SOD OFF JENKEM DOUCHE HOMO CUNT BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN POMMIE COCKGOBLIN ASS NIPPLES TURD CUNT ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER SOD OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MARGARET THATCHER DUMBASS SEMEN BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITFACE DONKEY DICK SHIT ASS FUCKFACE ASSCRACK SHITE BASTARD PENIS ON A STICK DIPSHIT BASTARD HELL BASTARD ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF NIGGER TITS NIGNOG SCUMBAG PENIS SAND NIGGER LOLCAT DAMN FLYING FUCK INBRED BITCH VAGINA KNOBJOCKEY BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS UP MY ARSE GANGBANG TRANNY CHIGGER BITCH COCK CONDOMS SHITSLINGING SUCK MY COCK FUCKWIT DICKFACE BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HOMO BASTARD BALL SACK SCUMBAG FUCK CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT RECTUM RAIDER PUSSY FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK MONASTERIES ASSFACE CUNT DAMN ASSHAT MALARKY FUCKHEAD GENITALIA DEVELOPERS! JAP FUCKTARD AMERICA ONLINE GANGBANG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! POTTYMOUTH DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHE SHIT HAIL SATAN! SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER FELLATIO WANK PENIS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PENIS PISS OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER PISS MASTURBATION TITTIES RAPE SHIT BLUMPKIN RAT'S ASS COCK ORGASM SHITCOCK SHITHEAD FUCKER NIGGER GOD DAMN FAGGOT NICARAGUA MOCCASINS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK PISS OFF TITWANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BASTARD GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKER FAGGOT TOSSER THONG TASTER FUCK DICKFACE SUCK A BIG DICK BASTARD POOPY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TITTYWANK FUCKING JUMP! PEDOPHILIA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? BULLSHIT LIMEY FUCK JOHNNY HUEY P. NEWTON CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN FRITZ JACK OFF MALL SANTA RAT'S ASS JACKASS TOWELHEAD WIENER WIENER HOSER AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY ASSWIPE SHIT KAFFIR BUGFUCK TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER DOUCHE NAZI ASS I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU FUCK LET'S SHIT POISON IN BABY FORMULA ASSHOLE WINDOWS VISTA GRIS JOHNNY DAMN DICKLICK DOG SHIT CLEMEN CLUSTERFUCK HELL DICKHEAD DAMN MARCH OF FLAMES KAFFIR ASS DUMBASS FUCKER ASSWIPE ASS TESTICLE CHOKE WEHATEMARIO DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE NIPPLES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DELICIOUS CAKE AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN SHITSLINGING CRAP ON A STICK DAMN CRACKER DOUCHE NAZI BELLEND GOD DAMN SHITFACE SUCK A BIG DICK DICK SHIT ASS CHOAD FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS DAMN JELLY BEANS REDNECK DONKEY DICK GRUE RAPE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HOMO CLUSTERFUCK SCROTUM BLOWJOB SHIT BENCH PRESS DONKEY DICK SHITHEAD HELLFIRE NIPPLES FELCHING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE SPIC DOUCHING DYKE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKBAG INBRED I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSFACE SHIT FUCKSTAIN SEX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA DIPSHIT FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE RAPE TITS YOGHURT CANNON BOOBS DONKEY PUNCHER SHITCUNTING PISS OFF PUSSY JUSTIN BIEBER suck my mothers JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PORCH MONKEY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCK A DUCK RAT'S COCK NIPPLES FUCK YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT HELLFIRE SUGARTITS EXTRA LONG PENIS RUSKIE BUTT-HEAD DOUCHEBAG GOATSE ARSEBADGERS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT FRAK DIPSHIT BEAVER PIG WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER CUM I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DONKEY DICK NIGGER SUCK MY COCK COLGATE HELL DAMN TURD FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST JOHNNY CAMEL JOCKEY BOLLOCKS SHITFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK JUNGLE BUNNY JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITBALLS STEVE BALLMER CONDOMS HELL COCKSMOKER FUCK CUNT BASTARD FU SPANG RAPE TITS & DICKS TWAT SHITSLINGING BITCH THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE PORCH MONKEY MARGARET THATCHER NECROPHILIA NAZI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICK GREASER FRIG FUCK CHALICE HONKY FUCK ASSHAT SHITCOCK WANK JUSTIN BIEBER ARSE ASSCRACK FENCE JUMPER POWERSHIT SHITCOCK CLEVELAND STEAMER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NAZI YOU WANKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGGER OFF BOB SAGET FUCKWIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BULLCRAP TUBA SHIT BITCH CUNT YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK FUCKBAG CROTCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ALF SUCK MY COCK MILF TITTYWANK WANK pen0r SHITBALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHAT PUSSY LIMEY TEDDY BEARS FUCKING FUCKSTAIN SHIT FUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JIGGABOO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BIGNOSE SUCK MY DICK CAMEL FUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH TITS & DICKS MOCCASINS GRIS BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK INJUN BIG FOOT QUEEF GANGBANG SHITSLINGING COCKSUCKER CRAP ANAL DIABETES DILDO DICK CHRISTHUMPER LAKE TITICACA FRIG SHITSLINGING NI SHITSLINGING PENISBIRD SHITFACE RAT'S COCK TWISTY VAGINA BATHING SUIT AREA PIG BITCH BUGGER OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK DAMN NORTH KOREA KAFFIR WANK GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS HONKY BIGNOSE GOOK SHITFACE BUNG-HOLE SCUMBAG HEIL HITLER! POOPOO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER BELGIUM BLISTERING BARNACLES MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAMMER SHITE FAG FUCK SHITSLINGING DEVELOPERS! FENCE JUMPER FAGGOT BOOBIES FUCK NUGGET DYKE BATHING SUIT AREA COON BUTT-HEAD GREASER KNOBJOCKEY BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS WANKER FAGGOT BUKKAKE FUCK OFF FUCKING HELL FAGGOT SHIT QUEEF I CAN AFFORD FOOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITCOCK BLISTERING BARNACLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK OFF BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS SPANK THE MONKEY CLEMEN BITCH WANKER RANDY TRAVIS BONER ASSWIPE GRINGO BITCH DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK CC PLZ SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BEANER DARTH VADER SHITFUCKER SHITCOCK O CANADA MALARKY ORGASM CUNTRAG I AM CORNHOLIO! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HORSE SHIT SAGGY TITS [expletive deleted] WANK DICK PISS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BIGNOSE SLOPE DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX TOWELHEAD SHITFACE FUCKING A HOMO FUCK CRAPFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKFUCKFUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS BITCH RAPE NIGNOG CUNT CUNT LAPPER FAGGOT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PENIS CUNTRAG LET'S SHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] PUNANI CUNT BEAVER BEANER COON BUKKAKE POOPY DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! PEARL NECKLACE FELCHING SMEG COMMUNION WAFER FLYING RAT'S ASS ABO DAMMIT CHRIS CHAN WETBACK VENEREAL DISEASE BOLLOCKS SMILES BAD MOTHERFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS CHIGGER SHIT FUCK FUCKBAG BASTARD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOG FUCKER DOODIE HEAD DUMBASS BALL SACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN MALARKY FUCKWIT JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON AAAAAAAAA! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOOBIES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BRITNEY DIPSHIT POWERSHIT FUCKING JUMP! SHITTY JACKASS WIENER FUCKING PISS OFF JACKASS BALLS PENIS ON A BUN JOHN ELWAY ASSHOLE DUMBASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING PIGFUCKER FIRECROTCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FLYING FUCK EPIDIDYMIS CHENEY FASHION BUG CAMEL FUCKER FELLATIO CHOAD KISSER DICKFACE HELL DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WIGGER SCUMBAG SAND NIGGER PEDOPHILIA JACKASS SHIT BIGNOSE POMMIE CHOAD WETBACK MARGARET THATCHER BEANER SHITTY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! INJUN DOG FUCKER ASSHAT THONG TASTER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITS NEGRO CLIT WOP BASTARD THONG TASTER ALF FUCK HITLER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BOOBS TITWANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLSHIT BANGKOK FUCK BOLLOCKS HELL GANGBANG DICKFACE CRAP ON A STICK WANK DAGO FRIG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSBANDIT CUNTING ASSCRACK SOD FEWMETS NIHILISM PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS EMO RAGHEAD REDSKIN RAT'S COCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSWIPE POLACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK SEX TACO ANUSCAKE HADJI FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK CUM DOUCHE SHITFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CRAPMUNCHER HORSE SHIT JAP SHIT HELLFIRE FUCKER TOSSER AUTOFELLATIO FELCHING TACO QUEEF TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST PISSHOLE BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CLEVELAND STEAMER SON OF A BITCH COCK RUSKIE BITCH DICK CRAPPY TWO-INCH PENIS BITCH CLUSTERFUCK WIKIPEDIA INJUN FRITZ ASS INBRED PISS OFF FUCK OFF SHIT STEVE BALLMER CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA FUCKTARD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TITTYWANK FUCKING SHITFUCKER NEGRO SEMEN EUROIPODS CHIGGER ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER SHITTY COON SCUMBAG NECROPHILIA SMEG SOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CUNT POOPY DAMN SHIT LET'S SHIT CHINK CHRISTHUMPER EXTRA LONG PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING MAMA MIA DOUCHING PUNANI SHITFACE CLIT ARSE I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS UP MY ARSE FELLATIO ORGASM TITWANK MONKEY SHIT TITWANK WIGGER MICK PISS ARTIST TRANNY WOP DAGO BALLS PRICK BASTARD FELCHING GANGBANG INBRED FUCK CLUSTERFUCK BUKKAKE HORSE SHIT URINE-GARGLING SON OF A BITCH BASTARD ASSWIPE MARGARET THATCHER NAZI ASSWIPE BUKKAKE DICKFACE SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISSHOLE [expletive deleted] POLESMOKER DAMN ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE BASTARD GOD DAMN SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHINK ASS FROG'S FAT ASS COCK PIECE OF SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMNATION TAMPONS CUM COMMUNIST DILDO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POOPOO BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING RAGHEAD JACKASS SHIT WANK TAMPONS DOUCHING POMMIE NEGRO BLOWJOB FLAMING ASS BADGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKTARD INCEST HORSE PENIS DUNE COON CAPTAIN CRUNCH FAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CROTCH RIGHT WING JACK OFF INBRED FUCKSTAIN COON GOBSHITE JACKASS HO FUCK PENIS WANK TITTYWANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COLGATE FUCKHEAD BEANER COCKSUCKER POMMIE FRIG PUSSY SHITBALLS FEMADOM DAGO RAT'S COCK BASTARD WANK FUCK SHIT JACKASS ASS PORCH MONKEY HELLFUCKER DILDO MALL SANTA POLAK PENIS ON A BUN KNOBJOCKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIPPLES SCROTUM GARBAGE DAY! ASSHAT TITWANK ART METAL PRODUCTS BLUMPKIN WIGGER MARGARET THATCHER FLYING FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS YOGHURT CANNON GOD DAMMIT COON POOPOO ASS CECIL JOHN RHODES SHITFUCKER FUCKING FUCKHEAD DICKFACE [EXPLETIVE] AUTOFELLATIO DIRTY SANCHEZ FELCHING GOD DAMMIT HO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLUSTERFUCK and with the CHINK and his DOUCHE of girraffes in which NIGGER TITS while reading about DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CRAPPY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASS FASCIST