Tourette's Syndrome

Please take a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE look at the CUNTYMINTS talk page of this DICK IN A BOX article for notes or discussion before GRINGO editing.

For those without SEMEN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CLEMEN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITPISSER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PENISFUCK, sudden MASTURBATION m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNTRAG or DICKHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MAMA MIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SPANK THE MONKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHICKEN SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOUCHE NAZI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOB SAGET words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITE BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially CTHULHU FHTAGN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MASTURBATION television programs to address GOBSHITE Tourette's syndrome.

SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette's is FUCKER not to be SCUMBUCKET confused with HIGH WAGES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAT'S COCK random BALLS disorientation, culturally-NIGGER TITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELCHMONKEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POTTYMOUTH language, JERK OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JELLY BEANS HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK A DUCK souvenir shoppes and massive CHRISTHUMPER quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES MR WINKLER IS GAY garbage.

Darnit.

A SCROTUM Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The CC PLZ Tourette's SUCK MY DICK Research Institute was DICKFACE founded to LOLCAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have O KURWA! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PORCH MONKEY article DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSBANDIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOBSHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TOTAL Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of COMMUNIST DILDO Tourrette's sufferers DICK swear. You can AMERICA ONLINE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SOD OFF TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
The main LIKE FATHER LIKE SON symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACKASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIGGER knee FUCK YOU NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is CHENEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BEAVER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GENITALIA school for CLIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS ARTIST sufferers to become DONALD RUMSFELD manically depressed and NIGGER commit WANKSPLAT suicide.
There is no BITCH cure, and the CHENEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSLINGING tics often have adverse FUCKING A side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHEBAG body to go CHRISTMAS TREES numb and HIGH WAGES basically made it NIGGA! worse than FELLATIO it is without the SAMUEL L. JACKSON drug.

I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome HOLY DUMB FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the INBRED public view of Tourettes as a "PISS ARTIST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNTRAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIPPLES sorry for FUCKTARD "hi-jacking" your BELLEND entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really CRACKER annoys me. I am working towards a FLAMING ASS BADGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HAIL SATAN! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSFACE, and making fun of a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE horrible disorder is (not) ANAL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCROTUM time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those KENNY countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. JESSE McCARTNEY Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The FUCKWIT bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you QUEEF want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POLAK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PENISFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with KIKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOOBS BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING JUMP! HORSE! PENISFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PENISFUCK'S HOUSE

How JIGGABOO to SEMEN cure JACKASS SHIT the PISSHOLE Tourette's SIGMUND FREUD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JUMPING JESUS!!! for NAZI Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Syndrome PIGFUCKER is ASSCRACK following FLAMING ASS BADGER these FLYING RAT'S ASS rules INBRED in ASSWIPE order:

1: Avoid DICK immature HITLER little HOCKEY kids,
2: Count to SON OF A BITCH within GOAT DICK 10 WETBACKseconds,
3: Do not open your CLUSTERFUCK NINTENDOGS NIPPLES nor BRITAIN talk,
4: Tell RAT'S COCK yourself you SHITHEAD don't AMERICA ONLINE have ANAL this DICKWAD disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FEMADOM WITH NASTY HOMO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FREE ELECTIONS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PENISFUCK last straw PISS!

I fucking put PENIS ON A STICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAPE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF FUCKHEAD THIS GOD DAMMIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFACE offensive. JACKASS SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CRAPPY people who try SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD to battle FUCKING A'ASSRAMMER that tight-ass DILDO 17-year-YOU WANKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TIMBER NIGGER it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' FUCKTARD DONKEY PUNCHER'GOAT DICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE matter. Plus there GANGBANG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POWERSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are CUNTRAG articles DICKLICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So FUCKSTAIN that means DOUCHING stop getting mad at the TITS & DICKS first part too and JIGGABOO talking about the DAMN letter that it's TWAT mocking (what POLACK letter? I don't even know what 666 the heck you're talking about). Adrian YOU WANKER hi self GRINGO even made a really FUCK YOU good point. "It's NAZI nothing more DOUCHE from a head nod to a DOUGHNUT PUNCHER knee tick". ASSWIPE. Which I'll add FUCKING onto FUCKING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FEMADOM suffer that SHITBALLS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PENIS be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FELCHING hilarious. If you TURD Want facts, go on RAT'S ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING JUMP! be offended, don't read SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the freaking AMERICA ONLINE article anyway.

COCK IN , EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ORGASM SHITFACE VAGINA NEGRO CUNNILINGUS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK EMO DOUCHEBAG

SUCK MY COCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NECROPHILIA HELL ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE ASS LICKER BASTARD NEGRO SHITE BLUE PENIS! CRAPMUNCHER DAMN SIGMUND FREUD CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE SAGGY TITS FUCK YOU FUCKFACE WEHATEMARIO CHAV BEAVER RECTUM RAIDER SHITFUCKER NIGGER PROLES CARPET MUNCHER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S COCK YUKY DOODY CUNTBUCKET HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHICKEN SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMMIT CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK OFF SOD OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKTARD BIGNOSE BLUMPKIN SCROTUM PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING FRIG SEX DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER ASSRAPING SEX COCKGOBLIN BOOBS SCROTUM COCKSUCKER POLESMOKER FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF BOOBS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SEMPRINI BEAVER TOWELHEAD SOD GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT BONG DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] FUCKHEAD STEVE BALLMER YOU WANKER COCK HOMO CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER MOLDY TITS MASTURBATION JACKASS NIGNOG FUCK OFF SHITE BENSON SUCKS EPIDIDYMIS MASTURBATION ROSIE O'DONNELL 30 CASES OF PICKLES HAIL SATAN! ASSFACE GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK OFF WANK PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH MASTURBATION LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELL FUCKER [expletive deleted] CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE JAP DOG SHIT DAMN CLIT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? GOATSE DILDO SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD FUCKSTAIN TWAT BITCH TIMBER NIGGER PAKI SEX BULLCRAP FUCK YOU HADJI GANGBANG FUCKER ASSFACE DAMN COCKGOBLIN ASS FASCIST FUCKWIT PISS WHORE MONKEY SHIT DILDO FUCKING A ORGASM SHITHEAD CANNED QUOTE BULLSHIT BOOBS DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT FLYING FUCK suck my mothers OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA DIPSHIT DOG SHIT SON OF A BITCH MOCCASINS FELCHING JACKASS MICK GENITALIA DICK DIPSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY HEIL HITLER! DUMBASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISSHOLE BOLLOCKS NIGNOG FUCKFACE JACK OFF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITHEAD CLEMEN SHITHEAD BITCH FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS DAMN FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT ASS ASSCRACK DAMN CRAP ON A STICK HORSE PENIS FELLATIO RANDY TRAVIS EAT MY SHIT! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRITZ BOOBIES REDNECK SUGAR FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ANAL CUNT PISS OFF CUNTSWILLING DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK DILDO BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS SHAKOPEE BITCH DICKHEAD CLIT CHIGGER PISS ASSWIPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT GOD DAMN SHITE TIMBER NIGGER MICK DAMN IT pen0r SOD SUITCASE PENIS ASS FASCIST FLYING FUCK FUCKING ASSHOLE DICK INJUN TOSSER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNTSWILLING FRENCH TICKLER AY-AY-AY CUNTING ASSCRACK INCEST TAFFY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GARBAGE DAY! FRITZ CUNTBUCKET COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DONALD RUMSFELD WANK HELLFIRE FUCKSTAIN WANK CUM ARSE BOON WETBACK GOAT DICK TITTYWANK GOD DAMMIT FELCHING FUCKFUCKFUCK NIGGER FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKLICK CUNNILINGUS TIT DIRT FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN SHIT KIKE FUCK FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS YID GO HOME AND DIE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HADJI BASTARD GRINGO COON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POLESMOKER SHIT TITTIES I WILL END YOU! BONG FELCHING PUNANI CAMEL JOCKEY BIGNOSE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BIRD SHIT suck my mothers SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF COCKSUCKER FUCKING DOG SHIT FUCKER NIPPLES SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK DIPSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA SAND NIGGER CUNTRAG FUCKTARD BASTARD TESTICLE CHOKE RAT'S COCK BLOWJOB JUNGLE BUNNY TONY LA RUSSA SHIT TITTIES COCKSMOKER FASHION BUG SHAKOPEE BUKKAKE GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET SCUMBAG BUGGER OFF BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT CHICKEN SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT INCEST CROTCH FUCK HELL FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLIDE DICK TITS RAT'S COCK PISS FUCKHEAD DICK TITS TITS CHOAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMN FUCKER ARSE BULLSHIT MOCCASINS LET'S SHIT FUCK NUGGET HELL BLOWJOB PUSSY DICK CHICKEN SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIGGER GENITALIA FUCKER ARSE JOHN SMILEY FACE HEIL HITLER! VENEREAL DISEASE FEWMETS SMEG DANDELIONS PUNANI BOOBS ASSHAT BOOBIES SOAPY TITWANK NIPPLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOBSHITE RAGHEAD DOUCHETITS ORGASM GRINGO EPIDIDYMIS GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM VENEREAL DISEASE VENEREAL DISEASE BIRD IN THE HOUSE CROTCH FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FAGGOT ASS FASCIST NAZI TITS BLISTERING BARNACLES DICK IN A BOX SHITFACE DICKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHETITS DICKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT FRED PHELPS WIENER ASS FASCIST JACKASS SHIT MONASTERIES WIGGER DIPSHIT FELLATIO ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKLICK YOU BEANER BUGGER OFF CUNT MICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUTT PIRATE CUNTYMINTS RAT'S ASS DILDO DELICIOUS CAKE SCROTUM GRIS SHUT UP, MEG! MOCCASINS TWO-INCH PENIS ARSE FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER COCK DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN AMERICA ONLINE PISS ARTIST DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN 666 JAP GRINGO HELL JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITTY FRIG I WILL KILL YOU! NIGNOG FUCKTARD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PECKERHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK DUMBASS POLESMOKER JOHN ELWAY DOUCHING CHUFF I'LL RAPE YOU MICK FRIG FLYING FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DONKEY DICK JIZZ JAP TAMPONS WIKIPEDIA BUKKAKE FUCK BUGGER SHITTY DAMNATION MONKEY BALLS ASSRAPING CHIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK BALLS DICKFACE SHITSLINGING COCK DONGSHOVER ASS BITCH BONER YOUR MOM POLESMOKER SPANK THE MONKEY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD LAKE TITICACA DICKFACE ASSFACE TITTYWANK CUNNILINGUS SEX CHOAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WETBACK SHITTY FEWMETS JOHN SMILEY FACE PENISFUCK FEWMETS CUM JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN IT INJUN HO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT CRAPPER WIKIPEDIA AUTOFELLATIO HELL RAPE SUCK MY DICK FASHION BUG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICK ASSWIPE FIST FUCK SHITSLIDE FUCKSTAIN EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM ASS CROTCH TITWANK TOWELHEAD PEEPEE ASSHAT I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU FUCKING COON POLESMOKER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BAT FUCK INSANE TITS PISS ARTIST CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN CRAPMUNCHER FELCHING TITS CROTCH GOD DAMN BEAVER PISS UP MY ARSE HAIL SATAN! 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CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITBALLS JOHNNY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS ARTIST D'OH FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF WINDOWS VISTA ASSHAT BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHEBAG suck my mothers BITCH MASTURBATION CUNT WIENER HELL CONSENSUS PISS OFF MY ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DUMBASS BEAVER GYPSY FUCK FUCKING A YOU WANKER JAP BELGIUM RAGHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SCROTUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BOB SAGET THIS IS SPARTA! REDSKIN DUMBASS DOODIE HEAD TWAT MOTHERFUCKER SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK BUTTFUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITBALLS ASSWIPE POMMIE WIENER BONER KIDDY FIDDLER BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BOOBS ART METAL PRODUCTS FIRECROTCH CHICKEN FRIES JACKASS SHIT WETBACK YUKY DOODY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKTARD ASSCRACK PIG BRITNEY SHITFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BULLSHIT DICK IN A BOX BELGIUM PORCH MONKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE GOBSHITE GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD KIKE FUCKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN BUGFUCK DUMBASS TITS & DICKS PENISBIRD ANUSCAKE RAT'S COCK FROG FUCKBAG INBRED MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAPPY BAT FUCK INSANE HOMO ASSHAT GYPSY PENISBIRD DICK TITS YOU WANKER PEDOPHILIA ORGASM FUCKFUCKFUCK GOAT DICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MONKEY'S UNCLE SCROTUM FUCKING DICK MOCCASINS COMMUNION WAFER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS TITTYWANK FUCK OFF WANKSPLAT ASSHOLE FUCKWIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITE ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNT SOD OFF ARSE SHITSLINGING [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO BELLEND DICK CHICKEN MOLDY TITS ASSCRACK HAIL SATAN! ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL CUNTSWILLING BITCH SHITFACE CUNTRAG WANK RAT'S COCK ASSFACE DICKFACE OH SHI– HOSER FUCKHEAD MALL SANTA BITCH BALL SACK TRANNY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE suck my mothers BASTARD FUCK FUCK MOCCASINS PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BLISTERING BARNACLES COON KAFFIR TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DILDO SUGARTITS LET'S SHIT NEGRO SHITBALLS PUSSY PUSSY BUGGER OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG'S FAT ASS LET'S SHIT MOLDY TITS DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT DAMN BITCH BASTARD FUCK NUGGET YOU SUCK BALLS JACKASS SHIT PEDOPHILIA ASS SHITSLINGING MICK FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY BULLSHIT FUCK YOU BORDER HOPPER CC PLZ ALF JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT BULLSHIT PANCHEN LAMA NECROPHILIA DOG FUCKER VAGINA BITCH PISSHOLE JACK ABRAMOFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUMBASS ORGASM FUCKING JUMP! GREASER WANK SHITE CUNNILINGUS CAMEL JOCKEY CHIGGER PENIS ON A STICK SNUFF PORN INCEST WIKIPEDIA POMMIE BEANER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FRIG CAMEL FUCKER TWAT PISS ARTIST SHIT GO HOME AND DIE RANDY TRAVIS BASTARD DICKFACE NIGNOG TITTIES AUTOFELLATIO SPANK THE MONKEY SHITTY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKER ARSEBADGERS BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WEHATEMARIO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PRICK GIVING HEAD FUCK YOU MOCCASINS CUNT CUNT DICK CHICKEN BITCH DOUCHETITS O CANADA CUNTRAG CUNT DAMN SHITFACE KIDDY FIDDLER TESTICLE CHOKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUM DUMBASS CUNTBUCKET MARCH OF FLAMES DICKFACE HELL BASTARD BORDER HOPPER GANGBANG FELLATIO BOOBS ASSHAT CROTCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK LENS CRAFTERS JUNGLE BUNNY PISSHOLE FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT HELL CLUSTERFUCK CUNNILINGUS BAT FUCK INSANE WIENER FUCKFUCKFUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JACK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAGO FUCKFACE BUGGER WANK BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY SHITHEAD INBRED CHOAD ASSHAT COCKSTUFFER I WILL END YOU! FUCKFACE DUMBASS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST TAMPONS FUCK OFF SEMEN ARSE DICKHEAD TAMPONS SHAKOPEE GOD DAMN BUGFUCK I WILL END YOU! JERK OFF FALUN GONG DONGSHOVER ASSWIPE MARY WHITEHOUSE MACACA DICKHEAD PUSSY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS SHIT HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK KIKE GOD DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WIGGER WETBACK WIENER EPIDIDYMIS SACRED PISS OFF SCUMBAG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS INCEST DUMBASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TWISTY VAGINA BASTARD TUBA BLESSED DAMN SAINT WANKSPLAT FUCKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! FRITZ FUCK DICK WANK ARSE SHIT CHAV DICKFACE POO POO BLOWJOB DYKE AUTOFELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS EMO DICKFACE QUEEF MALL SANTA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOATSE FLYING FUCK RAPE FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK WANK BASTARD ASSRAPING O CANADA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA HAIL SATAN! FUCKING GOD DAMN SHITHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER SPIC FEATURED HORSE SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSCRACK SHIT CUNT NECROPHILIA FIST FUCK HELL CUNT TITTYWANK DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS SHITSLIDE TESTICLE CHOKE DICKWAD GOD DAMMIT ANAL HO ASSHAT SEX FUCK OFF SEMPRINI MOLDY TITS CLUSTERFUCK DAMN IT PIECE OF SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S COCK BITCH JACKASS FUCK YOU PRICK HELLFUCKER SHIT TWAT PIG HADJI BUTT-HEAD DICKFACE WANK WANK WILLY WONKA SHITE FUCKSTAIN DOM DeLUISE HEIL HITLER! BOOBS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NIGGER SHITFACE DAMMIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE PISSHOLE CUNT POMMIE FUCKTARD ASSHAT BULLSHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS ARTIST ASS LICKER SON OF A BITCH NAZI SHIT SHITTY INBRED I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF FUCK RAT'S COCK FIST FUCK FRITZ CUNTBUCKET FUCKSTAIN CUNT BASTARD WHORE MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE DILDO DYKE FUCK COON FUCKHEAD INBRED TWAT TOSSER FUCKWIT CUNTRAG CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE BULLSHIT FIRECROTCH FUCKSTAIN JAP SHITFUCKER FUCKING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BALL SACK SCROTUM GOATSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLSHIT JAP FUCKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUNG-HOLE BLOWJOB ASSHAT PRICK SHIT DIPSHIT MALARKY D'OH [EXPLETIVE] BALL SACK DUNE COON ALF CUNT AMERICA ONLINE WANK DOUCHING JERK OFF GOATSE YOU WANKER GOBSHITE PENIS ASSHOLE EXTRA LONG PENIS Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RAGHEAD and with the SHITSKIN and his CHICKEN SHIT of girraffes in which MOTHERFUCKER while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ARSEBADGERS also


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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is FRIG funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ORGASM subject. If you do not find it funny BUGGER, it is probably because you are an INBRED GRINGO ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. LICK PUSSY

If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITFUCKER joke loses its humour TITS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so REBECCA BLACK ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSRAMMER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH LET'S SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKBAG!!!!!I <3 COCK

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