Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JAP, sudden TESTICLE CHOKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MARGARET THATCHER or DOG SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly REBECCA BLACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHAKOPEE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TAMPONS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS YOU WANKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHOLE utterFUCKance of socially I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL objectionable words).
FUCKWIT Tourette's is CUNT not to be PIECE OF SHIT confused with BUTT PIRATE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TWAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ROSES random HO disorientation, culturally-HO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GIVING HEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRITZ language, SCUMBUCKET and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places VENEREAL DISEASE WIKIPEDIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOCCASINS souvenir shoppes and massive PORCUPINE'S BALLS quantities JIZZ of ANAL DIABETES TWAT garbage.
Darnit.
A DOUCHEBAG Polite Note to the HELL Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOCKIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SNUFF PORN article PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOZILLA FIREFOX I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or AUTOFELLATIO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOTHERFUCKER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourrette's sufferers BULLCRAP swear. You can JACK ABRAMOFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BEAVER TV, for always focusing on the WIGGER bad side of a terrible suck my mothers thing.
- The main SOD OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOAT DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JOY knee HADJI NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WIKIPEDIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOU WANKER school for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FROG'S FAT ASS sufferers to become NIPPLES manically depressed and FRED PHELPS commit SHITFUCKER suicide.
- There is no JIZZ cure, and the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOZILLA FIREFOX tics often have adverse CLUSTER FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LIKE FATHER LIKE SON perodol" which caused my entire GRIS body to go BALLS numb and FUCKTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CAMEL JOCKEY it is without the FLYING FUCK drug.
I am an active member of a FUCKTARD tourette syndrome FUCKING BASEBALL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT LIKE A HORSE the RAPE public view of Tourettes as a "SCUMBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TAMPONS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA sorry for RAT'S COCK "hi-jacking" your SUCK MY COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HOMO this that really [EXPLETIVE] annoys me. I am working towards a CHINK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SCROTUM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAPE, and making fun of a FUCK YOU horrible disorder is (not) BIRD IN THE HOUSE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your AUTOFELLATIO time.
Best ASSHAT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “JIGGABOO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply
As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society DISSIDENTS.
Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen
P.S. KAFFIR Regards to Andrew FLOWERS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply
As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this CONDOMS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?
Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ORGASM saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my INBRED intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine JAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are MALL SANTA and CC PLZ playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUCHE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITWANK BAND WITH 4 MONKEY BALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FELLATIO HORSE! JAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JAP'S HOUSE
How WANK to GENITALIA cure BALL SACK the FUCKING JUMP! Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment DAMN for RAT'S ASS Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome BONER is WANKSPLAT following HO these SHITSLINGING rules BORDER HOPPER in COCK order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKWIT immature PICKANINNY little SHITHEAD kids,
- 2: Count to POOPOO within CHIGGER 10 SHITHEADseconds,
- 3: Do not open your JACKASS SHITE DAMN nor DOUCHEBAG talk,
- 4: Tell PEDOPHILIA yourself you MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! don't DOODIE HEAD have CANNED QUOTE this RAT'S ASS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SOD WITH NASTY OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the JAP last straw FUCKSTAIN!
I fucking put FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN the TOP OF ASSBANDIT THIS NEGRO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK OFF offensive. BONER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING people who try COMMUNIST DILDO to battle I'LL RAPE YOU'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! that tight-ass AUTOFELLATIO 17-year-[expletive deleted]—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TRANNY it now, but someone said GOD DAMN' TWAT MOTHERFUCKER'I WILL KILL YOU! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMN is a laughing NICARAGUA matter. Plus there FELCHING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITFACE Uncyclopedia, there are DONKEY PUNCHER articles GANGBANG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKSTAIN stuff. So PIG that means HELL stop getting mad at the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! first part too and DOUCHING talking about the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA letter that it's SHIT mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAPE hi self DAMMIT even made a really AY-AY-AY good point. "It's SHIT nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a MOCCASINS knee tick". SHITE. Which I'll add O CANADA onto CRACKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't URINE-GARGLING suffer that CHIGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PENISBIRD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE be, because if I were a DICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WALRUS SHIT hilarious. If you DUNE COON Want facts, go on HELL Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FELLATIO be offended, don't read COCKSMOKER the freaking [expletive deleted] article anyway.
CUNTBUCKET WOP MASTURBATION JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BONER EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG SLOPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BASTARD CRAPPY
INBRED DICKFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHIT ASS JOHN ELWAY ASS PISS LOLCAT QUEEF BALLS JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIKIPEDIA YOUR MOM WIKIPEDIA CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN RAT'S ASS BASTARD POMMIE CUNT SNUFF PORN ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! WOODPECKERSHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE AY-AY-AY PUSSY SPANK THE MONKEY JACKASS JOHNNY TAMPONS BOOBIES SHITBALLS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS RUSTY TROMBONE SHITSKIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOCCASINS BLUMPKIN STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK WOP GENITALIA PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS BITCH BUGGER OFF BOB SAGET TAMPON IN MY ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TWAT DOG SHIT TITS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK YOU YOU WANKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HO WANKER HELL WEHATEMARIO FUCK A DUCK CLIT SHIT BASTARD DILDO PISS OFF MY ASS SHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! FUCKWIT BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DILDO FRAK CHRISTHUMPER KIDDY FIDDLER SON OF A BITCH HAPPINESS BULLSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAGO COMMUNIST DILDO FELLATIO JOHNNY ASS FASCIST GOD DAMMIT TAMPONS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PORCH MONKEY FUCKBAG suck my mothers GOD DAMN FUCK INCEST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY DICK JIGGABOO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHIT SCUMBAG ASS BIRD SHIT CROTCH BOLLOCKS MILF HELL MOCKIE TOWELHEAD BITCH RAGHEAD SHITE PISS HORSE SHIT HADJI TAMPON IN MY ASS SUCK MY DICK SOD PEDOPHILIA DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUM ASSHOLE GENITALIA POOPOO DESU ASS PENISBIRD DAMN SHITE FUCKSTAIN HELL CECIL JOHN RHODES TAMPONS VENEREAL DISEASE DOODIE HEAD DICK TITS BITCH TITWANK DAMN CAMEL FUCKER NI FUCKFACE COON DICKFACE SHITPISSER CAMEL FUCKER FRAK ASSRAPING JIGGABOO SHITTY GOD BLESS AMERICA BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP ARSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG SHIT POMMIE BOB SAGET FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAPE GRINGO OSTRICH MY ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING FUCK YUKKY DOODY PROLES ASSRAPING BASTARD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CAMEL JOCKEY WANKER COCKSHITTER ABO DICKFACE DOG SHIT TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT DICK FUCKTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK TRANNY ASSCRACK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN HENTAI MARCH OF FLAMES CAMEL FUCKER CHOAD KAFFIR RAT'S COCK FUCKBAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING GOD DAMN SHIT TITTIES FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER CLIT DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! CONDOMS FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A PUNANI GARBAGE DAY! DUMBASS ASSFACE ASS BUGGER OFF TAMPONS BUTT PIRATE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER PIGFUCKER HELL SHITE WANKER SHIT FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA COCK BRITNEY MASTURBATION SHITSLINGING ABO BATMAN & ROBIN LIMEY WANK SON OF A BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK GREASER DIPSHIT BOOBS DICKFACE pen0r I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTER FUCK LUV BEANER FUCKING A FUCK OFF GOBSHITE BULLSHIT ANAL DIABETES CONDOMS FRAK INCEST PENIS PIGFUCKER BITCH FUCK YOU HEIL HITLER! 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BEANER CHIGGER DOUCHE FUCKHEAD BITCH ASSWIPE CUNT RAPE BOOBIES WETBACK SHITHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GOD DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKFACE PISS OFF MARGARET THATCHER SHITFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK BASTARD DOUCHEBAG DOUCHE CRAP JACKASS FRIG SPICY CUNT FUCK BOOBIES BATHING SUIT AREA REDSKIN INCEST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITWANK CC PLZ GOOK BALL SACK DOG FUCKER CUNTRAG LIMEY CLUSTER FUCK HELL CARPET MUNCHER JACKASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT COCK DOG FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER ASS KRAUT NEGRO ASSHOLE BITCH D'OH NECROPHILIA WANK BOOBS POLAK POMMIE COON DAMN DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ANUSCAKE COCK BELGIUM COLGATE ASS ASS JENKEM SMEG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHIT BITCH HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SHIT FUCKING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PUSSYLICKER CHOAD BUTT-HOLE FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER COCKSUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE GOD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK WIENER PORCH MONKEY GOOK DIPSHIT EMO DAGO RAT'S ASS FRIG ANAL DIABETES MILF SHITFACE OH SHI– TIMBER NIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASS ASSFACE NIGGER FUCK DAMN BUTTFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUTTFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JIZZ CUNT CUNT CANNED QUOTES VAGINA FUCK HELLFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT FUCK TACO FELLATIO MARCH OF FLAMES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOUCHETITS BUTT PIRATE DOODIE HEAD WANK JUNGLE BUNNY SHITTY BITCH SEMEN JERRY FUCKER MOCKIE JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK MARCH OF FLAMES SHITSLIDE SHITSLINGING WANKER PEDOPHILIA CONAN O'BRIAN KAFFIR ARSE INBRED ASSHAT DICKWAD SUCK MY COCK ASSFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER CAMEL JOCKEY WIENER CUNTBUCKET HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK TITWANK CUNT SHITFUCKER JERK OFF CUNTRAG BUKKAKE KIKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH GYPSY FUCK MASTICATION FOR THE NATION MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS CRAPFUCKER SHITFUCKER pen0r FRENCH TICKLER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH MONKEY SHIT PIG TURD TWAT SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE ASS ASSHOLE GANGBANG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! TITWANK WOODPECKERSHIT SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH DONKEY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELCHMONKEY SPIC BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU I WILL KILL YOU! MR WINKLER IS GAY [expletive deleted] SUCK MY DICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKING SCROTUM LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT OSTRICH MY ASS [EXPLETIVE] DONKEY DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS JIGGABOO SHITTY KAFFIR MONKEY'S UNCLE BATHING SUIT AREA LAKE TITICACA CHINK SHITSLINGING BONG DAMMIT MALL SANTA 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 LOLCAT BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! SHITCOCK FOUR-EYES OH SHI– JIGGABOO BUDDHISM HELL JUNGLE BUNNY FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD BIGNOSE JESSE McCARTNEY SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD CUNTYMINTS ASSWIPE FUCK YOU PUNANI WIKIPEDIA JOHNNY COCK FUCKING DUNE COON TURD WANKER YOU WANKER CONAN O'BRIAN BUTT PIRATE JOHN ELWAY RANDY TRAVIS MOCCASINS JIZZ CHUFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITTY DICK FUCKING JUMP! BOOBIES FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY HONKY BITCH O KURWA! ASSRAMMER CRAP FUCKING JUMP! CUNT NI FUCKER DOUCHE NAZI ASSWIPE URINE-GARGLING CLUSTER FUCK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JOHN SMILEY FACE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTT PIRATE REDSKIN SHITTY SUCK A BIG DICK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PENIS ASSWIPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELLATIO FUCKING A FELLATIO DAGO OH SHI– WIKIPEDIA FUCKTARD DOUCHEBAG FUCKWIT JACKASS ASS ASSWIPE [Insert swear here] SHUT UP, MEG! COCK HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS ON A STICK BUGGER OFF SHITPISSER PISS OFF TWAT PEARL NECKLACE SHITE BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA GRUE RAPE ASSFACE AMERICA ONLINE CUNNILINGUS DAMN ASS BELLEND NIGGER TITS FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE BALLS BONER BASTARD BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT NEGRO NAZI WANK FUCK WIENER PUNANI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN MILF CLUSTER FUCK GOOK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CLIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SMEG P'KANG BOOBIES HELL BOOBS TOSSER SHIT WANKSPLAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GRUE RAPE HOMO CRAP ON A STICK ORGASM TOSSER SUCK MY DICK TWAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS SHITE CUNT RAINBOWS GOD DAMMIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT PUNANI PORCUPINE'S BALLS VAGINA MARGARET THATCHER CROTCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT WANK JIZZ DUNE COON RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER KNOBJOCKEY HELL COCKSMOKER FUCK NICARAGUA REBECCA BLACK CONDOMS SHITTY DAMN FUCKTARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! CHIGGER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT INCEST POLAK FLYING FUCK NAZI CUNTRAG SHITSLINGING JACKASS SHIT SHIT POOPY HADJI DUMBASS PISS MACACA CLUSTER FUCK BOOBIES O CANADA BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT FUCK OFF MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BITCH CUNT JENKEM FRED PHELPS DICKFACE YOUR MOM SOD OFF FROG'S FAT ASS BOLLOCKS BUTT-HOLE BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKHEAD DICKHEAD HELL DAMNED TABERNACLE DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JERRY URINE-GARGLING PRICK SEX BALLS HO YOU WANKER BITCH ASSHAT DONALD RUMSFELD FAG FELCHING WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICKHEAD DAMN IT FELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WALRUS SHIT ANUSCAKE ASSWIPE FUCK OFF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PENIS JOHN ELWAY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CRACKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOZILLA FIREFOX BIRD SHIT JIZZ JOHN SMILEY FACE SPUNK FUCK OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POTTYMOUTH GOBSHITE TIMBER NIGGER JACK OFF HOLY DUMB FUCK BULLSHIT BUKKAKE FLYING RAT'S ASS BEAVER SEX LIMEY COCK FUCKING DAMN IT PISS DICKFACE FUCKTARD STEVE BALLMER COCKSMOKER HORSE PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER BIRD SHIT CUNTSWILLING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING A DAMN BUTTFUCKER P'KANG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DILDO WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOT HEAD BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN POLAK SCUMBAG FUCKING A BATHING SUIT AREA GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DOUCHING PUSSY NICARAGUA SHITTY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKFACE FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT FEMADOM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CAMEL FUCKER PIKACHU FLYING RAT'S ASS SHOOP DA WHOOP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCK JERK OFF FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER PEEPEE JIGGABOO STRAWBERRY ASS PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH LET'S SHIT SOD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU GOD DAMN BANGKOK INBRED YOUR MOM BAD MOTHERFUCKER INBRED GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING A COLGATE KNOBJOCKEY PEDOPHILIA MALL SANTA SHITSKIN BRITNEY O KURWA! BONG FUCKTARD FUCK WANKSPLAT JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKWIT BIGNOSE CUNT LAPPER WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PECKERHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DEVELOPERS! PISS TURD POTTYMOUTH TIMBER NIGGER DAMMIT WIENER MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF NIPPLES FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT SHITE ASS ALEX TREBEK FUCK YOU ASSHAT SHITTY HAIL SATAN! SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKFACE BASTARD ASS JACK OFF DAMMIT BONER SHITFACE SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS BITCH BLUE PENIS! DICKFACE CUNT BULLSHIT SHIT SHITHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE BULLCRAP COCKSUCKER PENISBIRD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITHEAD WIENER RAT'S COCK JAP ASS FASCIST ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU HORSE SHIT FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA NIPPLES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? YOU WANKER KIKE FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKTARD TRANNY DICKFACE DOG FUCKER JACKASS SHIT ASS SPUNK CUNT FUCKER TACO DOUCHEBAG SEMEN WANK BITCH BIGNOSE GOBSHITE CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT QUEEF SHITE ASSHAT SHAKOPEE JAP CLEMEN ASSWIPE CUM BASTARD NAZI SHITE HELL CHING CHONG CHINK ASS HEIL HITLER! NIPPLES CUNT GANGBANG SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD ASS BONG BALLS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FRED PHELPS FUCK OFF COON NICARAGUA FUCKTARD FUCK OFF BLUE PENIS! SAND NIGGER TITS DAMNATION I'LL RAPE YOU SHITBALLS CHALICE DICK YOU WANKER ASSHOLE ASSBANDIT FRITZ ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JERRY SIGMUND FREUD BONER SHITSLINGING DAMN CRAPMUNCHER CUNT CRAPPER DICKHEAD SCUMBAG BASTARD TAMPONS FUCKWIT PISS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BALLS INBRED GOD DAMN DAMN DICKLICK HELL SHAKOPEE RAT'S COCK RAPE SHITHEAD SUGARTITS SPANK THE MONKEY AUTOFELLATIO CUM PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! NAZI GOD DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MALARKY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITS DICKFACE DAMN HELL DICK IN A BOX COON DUMBASS [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FAGGOT FAGGOT MARY WHITEHOUSE MOTHERFUCKER PRICK DICKLICK PISS ORGASM JACKASS AY-AY-AY ASSWIPE THONG TASTER WANK GOD DAMN DOM DeLUISE DAMN IT MILF BITCH STUB ORGASM FLYING RAT'S ASS TIT SPRINKLES TITS KAFFIR INBRED FELLATIO GOD DAMN FUCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PAKI SCUMBAG GOATSE JIZZ JERRY GOBSHITE BULLSHIT FUCKING A RAT'S ASS YOUR MOM FUCKHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOCCASINS WIENER DOUCHEBAG WANK HONKY BALL SACK YOU WANKER WIENER MILF CROTCH FENCE JUMPER D'OH POOPY TAFFY YID RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT NEOPETS ALF CLUSTER FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS FENCE JUMPER TITS GOOK CLUSTER FUCK PISSHOLE MALL SANTA BOON JOHNNY NIPPLES I WILL END YOU! STRAWBERRY ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WHORE WIENER TITS PISS OFF FUCKHEAD JACK ABRAMOFF ASSHOLE FUCKING BASEBALL WILLY WONKA FUCKTARD NIGGER TITS HEIL HITLER! FUCKING A DAMN ASSHOLE MASTURBATION CUNTSWILLING CUNT COON ASSRAPING DILDO [Insert silly non-swear here] SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] ASSHAT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING HELL FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST ASSFACE THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING A GRINGO TURD BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHAT TIMBER NIGGER BITCH GRINGO COCK HITLER PISS Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive JACKASS SHIT and with the CAMEL JOCKEY and his SECOND BALLS of girraffes in which I WILL END YOU! while reading about SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See SHIT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCK
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DAMN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK subject. If you do not find it funny BALLS, it is probably because you are an INBRED WOODPECKERSHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. WANKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CLUSTER FUCK joke loses its humour YOUR MOM when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKING A ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITFACE PUSSY DAMN CUNT GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!I <3 COCK |
