Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SOD OFF comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a EAT MY SHIT! article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELL neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SPICY CUNT FUCK, sudden DAMMIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HELL or DYKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITWANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SPANK THE MONKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TURD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DIPSHIT utterFUCKance of socially NORTH KOREA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKBAG television programs to address ALEX TREBEK Tourette's syndrome.

COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Tourette's is PISS not to be FUCK confused with DUMBASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SOD OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ARSE random WANKSPLAT disorientation, culturally-30 CASES OF PICKLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAT'S COCK language, SHITCOCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAT'S COCK FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive PECKERHEAD quantities CLUSTERFUCK of ANAL DIABETES TITTYWANK garbage.

Darnit.

A BALLS Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette's BLOWJOB Research Institute was JOHN SMILEY FACE founded to COCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DILDO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KNOBJOCKEY article HO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNTRAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING FUCKFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICK CHICKEN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers RAGHEAD swear. You can BOOBS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHIGGER TV, for always focusing on the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT bad side of a terrible FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK thing.
The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOUCHING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLUSTERFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HOSER knee DOODIE HEAD NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is FUCK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAMEL JOCKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SAND NIGGER school for PEARL NECKLACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BIRD IN THE HOUSE sufferers to become MILF manically depressed and MALARKY commit BULLSHIT suicide.
There is no AUTOFELLATIO cure, and the SEX drugs that are available to, "calm" the TIMBER NIGGER tics often have adverse SHITCOCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CRAPMUNCHER perodol" which caused my entire BULLSHIT body to go FUCK OFF numb and YOU WANKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOAD it is without the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL drug.

I am an active member of a BIG FOOT tourette syndrome BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the PORCH MONKEY public view of Tourettes as a "TOSSER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIPPLES sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your HENTAI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAT'S ASS this that really CUM annoys me. I am working towards a BAD MOTHERFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MARY WHITEHOUSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEDOPHILIA, and making fun of a POMMIE horrible disorder is (not) FEWMETS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GIVING HEAD time.

Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FELCHMONKEY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill KOREA LOVER Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. NIGGER Regards to Andrew PIECE OF SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHOLE punch him if you CARPET MUNCHER want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my MOLDY TITS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SPICY CUNT FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS OFF and CRAPMUNCHER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIPPLES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIGNOSE BAND WITH 4 CHICKEN SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A KIKE HORSE! SPICY CUNT FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SPICY CUNT FUCK'S HOUSE

How JESUS FUCKING CHRIST to INBRED cure DUMBASS the NEGRO Tourette's NAZI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS OFF MY ASS for ASS Tourette's HYPERINFLATION Syndrome NIGGER TITS is TIT SPRINKLES following SHITFACE these VENEREAL DISEASE rules TURD in GOD DAMN order:

1: Avoid RICK MORANIS immature [Insert swear here] little FROG'S FAT ASS kids,
2: Count to SUCK MY COCK within FUCKING FUCKFUCKER 10 WARNER MUSIC GROUPseconds,
3: Do not open your CLIT BASTARD BUGGER OFF nor BIGNOSE talk,
4: Tell FELLATIO yourself you FUCKING JUMP! don't PISS ARTIST have COCK this MASTURBATION disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SEX WITH NASTY WANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INBRED FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SPICY CUNT FUCK last straw ASS!

I fucking put GOOK' my comment at the TOP OF THE MALARKY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK the TOP OF GOD DAMN THIS TITS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSHAT offensive. FUCKING. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PORCUPINE'S BALLS people who try FUCKWIT to battle AMERICA'S GREAT!'JIZZ that tight-ass GOD DAMMIT 17-year-FUCK OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find KNOBJOCKEY it now, but someone said FUCKING A' GIVING HEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES'CHIGGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT is a laughing HORSE SHIT matter. Plus there JERRY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SPIC Uncyclopedia, there are DAMMIT articles GENITALIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TIT DIRT stuff. So CHRISTHUMPER that means SHITHEAD stop getting mad at the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT first part too and MOCCASINS talking about the CAMEL FUCKER letter that it's SHITE mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what SHITSLINGING the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSHOLE hi self FUCK YOU even made a really BITCH good point. "It's DICKFACE nothing more BUKKAKE from a head nod to a WHORE knee tick". DICKHEAD. Which I'll add DONKEY DICK onto GO HOME AND DIE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RUSKIE suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAGO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUKKAKE be, because if I were a GOOK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSCRACK hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on BRITNEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll 666 be offended, don't read WANKER the freaking MONKEY SHIT article anyway.

I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE MARGARET THATCHER CUNNILINGUS COLGATE EPIDIDYMIS SHIT TITS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INBRED

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BUTTFUCKER YOUR MOM SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH AUTOFELLATIO CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING A CUNTSWILLING TURD BUGGER BOOBIES DOODIE HEAD ASS TURD FROG BOOBIES ARSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER QUEEF DICKHEAD FUCKBAG SHITCOCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLUSTERFUCK CRAPMUNCHER CUNTBUCKET DOT HEAD SPANK THE MONKEY PISS UP MY ARSE INBRED ASSHAT BOOBS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GO HOME AND DIE pen0r DIMETHYL GLYCOL FUCKING WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? COCKSTUFFER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK YOU CRAP ON A STICK ASSHOLE WETBACK [EXPLETIVE] KRAUT BOOBS PAKI PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM REDNECK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS FROG PENIS BUTT-HEAD SON OF A BITCH CUM CUM RICK MORANIS GOD DAMN KNOBJOCKEY CHINK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DYKE CLEVELAND STEAMER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIGGER DICKFACE PECKERHEAD BUGGER OFF DOUCHE FELLATIO GIVING HEAD CONDOMS SON OF A BITCH TITMOUSE PISSHOLE JERRY OLD CHRIST OF A WANKSPLAT CUNNILINGUS BASTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUGFUCK ASSHOLE CHIGGER MACACA TWAT CC PLZ COCKSUCKER TITTIES COMMUNIST DILDO SOD OFF DAMN IT FENCE JUMPER CRAPMUNCHER BITCH TITS SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER FAG FUCKING A OSTRICH MY ASS PENIS ON A BUN CUNT VAGINA FUCK YOU GANGBANG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMN RAPE SHITTY RADIO FREE LUNCH FUCKSTAIN BITCH BUGGER PISS suck my mothers FUCKER ANAL DIABETES FUCKING JUMP! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TITS & DICKS DILDO BUGGER NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER NIPPLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT BOOBS FUCK YOU FUCKTARD FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT BENSON SUCKS PISS BUTTFUCKER BONER MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE SUCK MY COCK ORGASM WALRUS SHIT DICKHEAD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DIPSHIT KAFFIR OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SCUMBAG ADMINS ARE GAY CRAPMUNCHER ASSHOLE INJUN BASTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON ALF AAAAAAAAA! 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WANK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PENIS HENTAI BELGIUM SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU BULLCRAP GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE HO ASSHOLE CUNTRAG PISS ARTIST CHINK YUKY DOODY CUNT FUCK YOU GOBSHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RUSKIE JACKASS SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS WIKIPEDIA DAMN BITCH TWAT ASS SHITCOCK JERK OFF SHITE BEAVER COON MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YOUR MOM SACRAMENTO CHICKEN SHIT LAKE TITICACA BOB SAGET SHIT RAT'S COCK CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBS GIVING HEAD ANAL SHITHEAD SLOPE COCKSMOKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST O CANADA PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK NIGNOG ART METAL PRODUCTS BALLS DAMN FUCK DICKLICK BUGGER FUCKHEAD WIENER HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIENER PIGFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKER PISS SON OF A BITCH NIGGER TACO DUMBASS GOAT DICK ORGASM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITTY BALLS FUCKWIT BIBLE BASHER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA 666 FRENCH TICKLER DAMN IT SPIC ASSWIPE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG DICKLICK TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT ASSFACE FELCHING MICK CUNT CRAPPER CLUSTERFUCK AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS FUCK HONKY BOOBIES BIGNOSE ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS WIENER SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN TAMPON IN MY ASS BEAVER ASSHAT FUCK HORSE SHIT COCK TITTYWANK VENEREAL DISEASE BELLEND DOT HEAD ASS LICKER PISS ARTIST SHIT ASS TITTYWANK SHITTY ANUSCAKE POLAK WANKSPLAT COCK RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK GIVING HEAD TWAT ABO JIGGABOO SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COCKSMOKER CRACKER BOOBIES WANK FUCKHEAD HITLER SPANK THE MONKEY FELCHING SHITSKIN CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT WIKIPEDIA Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive REDSKIN and with the FUCKHEAD and his DICKHEAD of girraffes in which CAMEL JOCKEY while reading about SEMEN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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