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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS ARTIST neurochemical FUCK disorder HADJI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIGFUCKER, sudden JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S ASS or JACKASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FRIG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may INBRED include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS ARTIST television programs to address TUBA Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKING A Tourette's is GOOK not to be PRICK confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random DONKEY DICK disorientation, culturally-PIG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITCUNTING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE language, TWAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places KIDDY FIDDLER SACRAMENTO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NEOPETS souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities PENISFUCK of ANAL DIABETES FUCK YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTTFUCKER Polite Note to the REBECCA BLACK Author:

The BALL SACK Tourette's JERK OFF Research Institute was TRANNY founded to FUCKSTAIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BANGKOK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article SHUT UP, MEG! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and EXTRA LONG PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WOODPECKERSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MONKEY'S UNCLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can FLYING RAT'S ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame REBECCA BLACK TV, for always focusing on the TOURETTE'S IS FUN bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
  • The main FUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CAMEL JOCKEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK OFF knee NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BUGFUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TIT DIRT school for TWAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS LICKER sufferers to become SEX manically depressed and HOT GRITS commit MOCKIE suicide.
  • There is no BALL SACK cure, and the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITTIES tics often have adverse BUTT-HOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CROTCH perodol" which caused my entire QUEEF body to go [EXPLETIVE] numb and JOHNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than COCK it is without the TOWELHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a URINE-GARGLING tourette syndrome ASSWIPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PRICK the DONKEY PUNCHER public view of Tourettes as a "ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GANGBANG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAT'S COCK this that really PENISPENISPENIS!!! annoys me. I am working towards a WHORE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GANGBANG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHING, and making fun of a NIGGER horrible disorder is (not) JACK ABRAMOFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SEX time.

Best DUMBASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. INCEST Regards to Andrew FUCKTARD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The FROG'S FAT ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can TITTYWANK punch him if you KAFFIR want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ANUSCAKE saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIGFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BULLSHIT and SOAPY TITWANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BASTARD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TAMPONS BAND WITH 4 WEHATEMARIO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOG SHIT HORSE! PIGFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIGFUCKER'S HOUSE

How BUGFUCK to PENIS ON A STICK cure YOGHURT CANNON the DOUCHEBAG Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ART METAL PRODUCTS for JERK OFF Tourette's LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Syndrome RUSTY TROMBONE is GOBSHITE following BUTTFUCKER these FUCK YOU rules JIZZ in FALUN GONG order:

  • 1: Avoid TOURETTE'S SYNDROME immature FUCK little LICK PUSSY

kids,

  • 2: Count to VANDALISM IS COOL within TOWELHEAD 10 WANKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CUNT NECROPHILIA SAND NIGGER nor CLEVELAND STEAMER talk,
  • 4: Tell CRAPPY yourself you JACKASS don't SHITE have BLISTERING BARNACLES this NAZI disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY FUCKTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOU WANKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIGFUCKER last straw TITS!

I fucking put RAINBOWS' my comment at the TOP OF THE KNOBJOCKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WIKIPEDIA the TOP OF FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS THIS BRITNEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ORGASM offensive. JIZZ. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NAZI people who try EAT MY SHIT! to battle RAT'S ASS'GOD DAMMIT that tight-ass RAGHEAD 17-year-NIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMN it now, but someone said SCUMBAG' CHOAD FUCKWIT'JAP on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHAKOPEE is a laughing SHITFACE matter. Plus there SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FIST FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are RAPE articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKHEAD stuff. So FUCK YOU that means SEMEN stop getting mad at the SAGGY TITS first part too and BUTT PIRATE talking about the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA letter that it's I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! mocking (what ART METAL PRODUCTS letter? I don't even know what ASSHAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FEMADOM hi self ASSHAT even made a really DILDO good point. "It's PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS nothing more HO from a head nod to a CAMEL FUCKER knee tick". CUNTYMINTS. Which I'll add JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK onto INCEST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SMEG suffer that ASSHAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITCOCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WHORE hilarious. If you CLIT Want facts, go on BULLSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOUCHING be offended, don't read NEGRO the freaking ASS article anyway.

SOD OFF FUCKING BOOBS TWISTY VAGINA BULLCRAP CRAPPY FUCK YOU HELL COCKSMOKER ON CRACK

BORDER HOPPER SCUMBAG CLIT SHIT INBRED HOT GRITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITWANK DAMN BALL SACK PUSSY DICKWAD ASSHOLE SHAKOPEE DICKLICK JACKASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PUSSYLICKER JACKASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHIT PRICK BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER WOODPECKERSHIT GREASER FUCK DAMN PISS URINE-GARGLING YOGHURT CANNON FIST FUCK POLESMOKER GANGBANG CHIGGER PISSHOLE BASTARD CRACKER ASSHOLE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHIT WIENER HELLFUCKER JAP MALARKY TONY LA RUSSA KIKE TAMPONS SHITTY CUNT DAMMIT MARCH OF FLAMES PISS UP MY ARSE HENTAI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SON OF A BITCH CROTCH NIGGER CUNT ASS GOD DAMN QUEEF HO FUCKFACE MONKEY SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WHORE SOD OFF BASTARD PISS OFF DOUCHE NAZI ORGASM FAGGOT DICKHEAD HELLFIRE PIGFUCKER GOOK BEAVER FUCKING A NEOPETS CAPTAIN CRUNCH JACK OFF SCROTUM COON DOUGHNUT PUNCHER LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK CHUFF SNUFF PORN CLIT KAFFIR SLOPE CHRISTHUMPER DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HOMO GOOK JENKEM JUSTIN BIEBER BUTT PIRATE BALLS BITCH SHITFUCKER DICKFACE NIGNOG WANK WANK FOUR-EYES RAPE INBRED BONER ASSWIPE WIENER BLISTERING BARNACLES BLESSED DAMN SAINT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD BLESS AMERICA DONKEY DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CLUSTER FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH BITCH CUM SHITSLIDE ANUSCAKE DYKE FUCKING JUMP! LOLCAT FAG DICKWAD JACK ABRAMOFF TOWELHEAD ASS ASSFACE BORDER HOPPER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DUNE COON SCUMBAG FRIG RAT'S ASS INBRED ASS HORSE SHIT DONKEY DICK RAPE FOUR-EYES SEMEN CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER TITS WANK SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE ASSFACE CC PLZ INBRED NIGGER SHITHEAD CODEINE IS A QUEER BUGGER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HYPERINFLATION HELL FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO PIECE OF SHIT PUSSYLICKER FRIG BASTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOD BLESS AMERICA REDSKIN FUCKING DUNE COON CUNNILINGUS ANAL PUNANI FUCKFACE CHOAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUGGER OFF FUCK CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN DILDO SHITCOCK BOOBS RAT'S COCK HO ASS GO HOME AND DIE JACKASS ASSHOLE WANK ASSHOLE TITWANK PIECE OF SHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE TUBA DONGSHOVER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUGGER SHITBALLS THONG TASTER CUM SCUMBAG PRICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSCRACK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CONDOMS BULLSHIT STUDENT RIOTS LOGJAMMER SACRED GOOK FUCKHEAD SNUFF PORN WIENER BIRD IN THE HOUSE [EXPLETIVE] CUNTSWILLING COCKSTUFFER FUCKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN BASTARD ASSWIPE AMERICA ONLINE DOUCHE FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! POLAK RAPE WANKSPLAT SHIT NEGRO WIGGER SHIT WHORE MARGARET THATCHER FUCK ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! BASTARD YOU WANKER FELCHING RAT'S COCK TITS CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS OFF WANK RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SUCK MY COCK YOUR MOM SHITCUNTING GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NIPPLES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT BOLLOCKS ORGASM GOD DAMMIT PISS WINDOWS VISTA ORGASM CUNT SHITFUCKER FELCHMONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS PORCH MONKEY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSWIPE DELICIOUS CAKE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! VAGINA SCUMBAG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITE PISS OFF MY ASS GOATSE GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD FRIG ASSHOLE INCEST BATHING SUIT AREA HELL FUCKHEAD FUCKING ARSE GOAT DICK REBECCA BLACK PUSSYLICKER VAGINA HO DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUTTFUCKER MONKEY BALLS WIGGER SHITSLIDE SHITSKIN WANK CHIGGER GANGBANG CHOAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RAT'S ASS MALARKY DICK BULLSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKFACE PIGFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD WOODPECKERSHIT GYPSY KRAUT ARSE BLUMPKIN FUCKSTAIN URINE-GARGLING SHITBALLS FUCKWIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COCK YUKKY DOODY PAKI POLACK ASS JIGGABOO CONDOMS ASS VENEREAL DISEASE VAGINA ASSHOLE FUCKTARD FUCK FUCK ARSE RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK HELL HELL DOUCHE SHITHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RAPE DUNE COON HO MOLDY TITS FRENCH TICKLER FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN SHITSLINGING FUCK ASSFACE BELGIUM FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN WEHATEMARIO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHIT WANK PENISPENISPENIS!!! DICKFACE DICK IN A BOX PEDOPHILIA TOWELHEAD CUM PEEPEE RAT'S COCK HIGH WAGES HORSE PENIS ASS FUCK JOHNNY GOD DAMN HONKY SEMPRINI CUM ASSWIPE HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! PEEPEE FUCKHEAD FUCK RECTUM RAIDER WIENER FUCK SPIC EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT SOD SHITFACE CARPET MUNCHER FUCKFUCKFUCK I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY JERRY TITTIES TOTAL GIVING HEAD CUNT CUNT ANAL DIABETES [Insert stupid word you just made up here] FROG DUMBASS SHIT MONKEY SHIT FAG BUGFUCK FLYING FUCK COON ALEX TREBEK COCKSMOKER FUCKTARD FUCKTARD GOD DAMN TITS DUMBASS POOPY SAMUEL L. JACKSON BEAVER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL LENS CRAFTERS HELL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS DICKFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIPSHIT BELLEND ASS JACKASS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SAGGY TITS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK OFF FUCKING A EAT MY SHIT! REDSKIN MALARKY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKWIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT PUSSY SOD BASTARD FRIG BOOBS ASSHAT O KURWA! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FAGGOT TITS CUNT CONDOMS CUNT CRAPPER INBRED WANK BONER COON NEOPETS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER COON HAIL SATAN! BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE GOBSHITE ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHIGGER SIGMUND FREUD MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE RAGHEAD BITCH I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT I CAN AFFORD FOOD RAGHEAD FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK CUNTRAG NEGRO I RAPE WALRUSES! BEANER SOD CRAPMUNCHER ASS RAT'S COCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT VAGINA KIKE BUTTFUCKER DOODIE HEAD COCKSHITTER BITCH COCK CRAPMUNCHER 666 I WILL KILL YOU! FAGGOT ASSHAT RAPE SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD SLOPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOUR MOM QUEEF JIGGABOO FASHION BUG BEANER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK CHALICE JAP JAP FUCK OFF FUCK RAPE SON OF A BITCH SCROTUM MONKEY BALLS FUCKHEAD DAMN IT BUGGER HELL PUSSY FUCK YOU BASTARD JACKASS FUCKING NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF SHITFACE CRAPPY RAT'S ASS ASSRAMMER DICK IN A BOX DAMN TOTAL EPIDIDYMIS SHIT DAMN IT CRAPMUNCHER DAMN DAMN TWAT FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMMIT STRAWBERRY ASS WANK CHENEY SHITE CUNNILINGUS HUEY P. NEWTON CLUSTER FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FEMADOM CLIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHING MALARKY WANK CHAV BOB SAGET CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON UNICORNS DAMN BULLCRAP HOMO DUMBASS CHINK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF PISSHOLE MONKEY SHIT PISS FAGGOT DONKEY PUNCHER HORSE SHIT NI BOYCOTT VIACOM! PENIS ON A BUN SON OF A BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY HELLFUCKER ASS FASCIST [EXPLETIVE] EPIDIDYMIS RAT'S COCK MASTURBATION ARSE JAP CUNT JACKASS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT GANGBANG NI ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS JACKASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE GANGBANG SHITE JERRY WANK BALL SACK DYKE BOOBIES HELL NIGGER WANK TWAT WANK GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBIES GIVING HEAD REDSKIN CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE TIMBER NIGGER DOUCHE SHIT DOUCHING BOOBS DIPSHIT BULLSHIT JOHNNY WIGGER CUNTSWILLING SEX DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISSHOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOLY DUMB FUCK TACO MALARKY FEMADOM SHITE POLACK ANUSCAKE SHITFUCKER SHITTY FRIG DOUCHEBAG SEMEN NAZI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS SOD ORGASM RUSKIE COLGATE TWAT PISS OFF TOSSER SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! BUKKAKE TURD ASSFACE SEX ASS FASCIST PISSHOLE MALARKY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITHEAD FAGGOT PECKERHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLSHIT FUCKWIT BITCH PISS OFF JACKASS NECROPHILIA BITCH NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN CRAP WALRUS SHIT ASSCRACK BEANER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DIPSHIT ASSFACE DIPSHIT CUNT CHENEY BUGGER OFF PICKANINNY DIPSHIT BUKKAKE DIPSHIT BUKKAKE BULLCRAP SHITCUNTING MALARKY STUDENT RIOTS DONKEY PUNCHER DYKE SCUMBAG PUSSY BIRD SHIT CHOAD SHITCUNTING DILDO COCK DOUCHE NAZI YID GOATSE WANK SHITFUCKER NIPPLES HELL CRAP BALLS [expletive deleted] PEACEFUL COCKSTUFFER BUTT-HEAD BOOBIES IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PORCH MONKEY FUDGEPACKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS JESSE McCARTNEY HELL HORSE SHIT TITS & DICKS DOUCHETITS SHIT CUNT GOATSE INCEST PENIS ON A BUN NICARAGUA CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST GOD DAMN TITS & DICKS BOON DILDO SHITTY DOUCHE GOD DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO QUEEF FLYING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT NAZI CC PLZ BASTARD SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITFUCKER TOSSER FUCKWIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER POLAK DOUCHING FELCHMONKEY YOU WANKER FUCK YOU JESSE McCARTNEY WILLY WONKA FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST DRAMA BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK CONDOMS GOD DAMMIT PISS DEMOCRACY JACKASS CUNT CAMEL FUCKER SHITFUCKER DOUCHETITS WOODPECKERSHIT HELL BITCH CUNNILINGUS DAMN IT MOLDY TITS GANGBANG HORSE PENIS JERRY JESSE McCARTNEY TOTAL FUCKHEAD JOHN ELWAY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BIRD SHIT WANKER HELL OH SHI– GOD DAMN PISS OFF TWAT GRINGO DICKFACE BASTARD LOLCAT DAGO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ORGASM DICKLICK REDSKIN BEANER GOD DAMMIT BASTARD GIVING HEAD DAMN STEVE BALLMER CLUSTER FUCK WANK BULLSHIT CUNTSWILLING FUCK ASS FASCIST SHIT VAGINA POWERSHIT suck my mothers HELL FUCK MONKEY SHIT REDSKIN BELLEND CUNT LAPPER DOG FUCKER SHITCUNTING BLISTERING BARNACLES INCEST DOUCHETITS DOUCHE NAZI WANKER FUCK YOU BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER WALRUS SHIT FUCKING JUMP! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONALD RUMSFELD BASTARD BALLS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DOT HEAD BEAVER SHITBALLS ORGASM FUCKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS BULLCRAP ANUSCAKE WANK GOD DAMN CLEMEN POLAK TURD [Insert silly non-swear here] HELL COCKGOBLIN FUCK NAZI POOPY JESUS H. 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ARSE HORSE PENIS TUBA DICKFACE POMMIE BASTARD ASSBANDIT SHIT BASTARD SHITPISSER suck my mothers PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK INBRED SCUMBAG ARSE TWAT CAMEL FUCKER PUSSYLICKER GOD DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO FRENCH TICKLER PUSSY PRICK JIZZ SHIT CARPET MUNCHER FUCK SHITFUCKER WIGGER CUNT MICK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNTING ASSCRACK DICK MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS POOPOO I WILL END YOU! POWERSHIT CUNTYMINTS CRAP DAMN MARGARET THATCHER MOZILLA FIREFOX DOT HEAD SHITFACE GOD DAMN WIENER RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING JERRY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE GOD DAMN FELCHMONKEY DUMBASS SPANK THE MONKEY CLIT DICKHEAD DICK PORCH MONKEY CHICKEN SHIT BUGGER JOHNNY CUNT DESU DIPSHIT POOPOO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BLOWJOB WANK WEHATEMARIO CUNNILINGUS PENIS FUCKHEAD BITCH POTTYMOUTH SHIT NAZI PISSHOLE PUSSY BUGFUCK GENITALIA SHITCUNTING DONALD RUMSFELD DAMN GOBSHITE WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT FAG HELL PUSSY SIGMUND FREUD FEWMETS TAMPONS WIKIPEDIA COON PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! DAMMIT CRACKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT RAT'S COCK FAGGOT EPIDIDYMIS WIENER PIKACHU PEDOPHILIA FUCKFACE SEMEN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BOOBIES and with the CARPET MUNCHER and his WANKER of girraffes in which WANK while reading about RAPE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAT'S ASS also

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This article is SHITHEAD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FU SPANG subject. If you do not find it funny ASSHOLE, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK YOU ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DUMBASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NIGGER joke loses its humour SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so POMMIE ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKTARD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DAMN PENISFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKFACE TURD!!!!!I <3 COCK