Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNTYMINTS neurochemical FUCK disorder CAMEL FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITE, sudden KIKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT or GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SLOPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOG SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FROG'S FAT ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNNILINGUS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN IT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SON OF A BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS utterFUCKance of socially FUCK YOU objectionable words).
DILDO Tourette's is NIPPLES not to be COMMUNION WAFER confused with ASS LICKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAPTAIN CRUNCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITHEAD random DAMN disorientation, culturally-PISS OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKWIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHAT language, DOG FUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CRACKER EPIDIDYMIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TOSSER souvenir shoppes and massive BUTTFUCKER quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES CUM garbage.
Darnit.
A FROG'S FAT ASS Polite Note to the DOT HEAD Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PENIS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POMMIE article FUCKSTAIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SOD OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKHEAD.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISSHOLE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourrette's sufferers AY-AY-AY swear. You can YID blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DILDO TV, for always focusing on the TACO bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
- The main INBRED symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BULLSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FLYING RAT'S ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee PISS OFF NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is MILF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOCCASINS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLUSTER FUCK school for CHOAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CROTCH sufferers to become HORSE SHIT manically depressed and GOOK commit JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST suicide.
- There is no GOD DAMN cure, and the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? drugs that are available to, "calm" the SAMUEL L. JACKSON tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? numb and ASSWIPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PICKANINNY it is without the CLIT drug.
I am an active member of a CRACKER tourette syndrome JIGGABOO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POOPY the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SEMEN much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FUCK sorry for ARSE "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like VAGINA this that really TOSSER annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DEVELOPERS!, and making fun of a RUSKIE horrible disorder is (not) DONKEY PUNCHER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SPUNK time.
Best BULLSHIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese 1984 reply
As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not PROXY SITES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your KOREA LOVER capitalist society ELECTION.
Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen
P.S. INCEST Regards to Andrew PEDOPHILIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?
Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the URINE-GARGLING saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my HELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are FUCK and DICKLICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSHAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BASTARD BAND WITH 4 GIVING HEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NAZI HORSE! SHITE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITE'S HOUSE
How SUCK A BIG DICK to GOD DAMN cure DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT the WANK Tourette's CUNT LAPPER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment JIZZ for SHIT Tourette's ASSWIPE Syndrome FUCKFACE is COCKSHITTER following FUCKHEAD these CUNT LAPPER rules YOGHURT CANNON in HORSE SHIT order:
- 1: Avoid BOOBS immature SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? little ASSFACE kids,
- 2: Count to TWO-INCH PENIS within CONDOMS 10 TAFFYseconds,
- 3: Do not open your O KURWA! PENIS DICKHEAD nor FUCKING A talk,
- 4: Tell CUNT yourself you DAMN don't TOTAL have KAFFIR this DIPSHIT disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ORGASM WITH NASTY PISS OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK YOU FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITE last straw INCEST!
I fucking put CHAV' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOCCASINS the TOP OF DONKEY PUNCHER THIS SPUNK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BONER offensive. GOD DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CARPET MUNCHER people who try PISSHOLE to battle HOMO'PISS ARTIST that tight-ass POMMIE 17-year-WHORE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CC PLZ it now, but someone said SHITTY' ASS FASCIST JOHNNY'SHITSLINGING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BASTARD is a laughing BUKKAKE matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are SHIT articles SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CRAPMUNCHER stuff. So MOTHERFUCKER that means MOCKIE stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and MARCH OF FLAMES talking about the SHUT UP, MEG! letter that it's WOP mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what LICK PUSSY the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self FRITZ even made a really MALARKY good point. "It's FUCKFACE nothing more BUTT PIRATE from a head nod to a KIKE knee tick". MOCKIE. Which I'll add LIMEY onto FROG'S FAT ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNTBUCKET suffer that HORSE SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ORGASM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIPSHIT be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MASTURBATION hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on FUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GRIS be offended, don't read DILDO the freaking CUNT article anyway.
FUCKSTAIN FUCK NUGGET BULLSHIT POLACK FRIG LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITHEAD JIZZ MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BASTARD
FUCK YOU FELLATIO FUCK PENIS PISS ARTIST TOURETTE'S IS FUN FUCKHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK YOU ASSFACE DUMBASS HO FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER WIGGER BITCH CHUFF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CROTCH DILDO INBRED CHOAD FUCKER HELL BUGFUCK TAMPONS REDNECK FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKER DICKHEAD ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER FUCKWIT JERRY BLUMPKIN GENITALIA POO POO BLOWJOB BALL SACK COON CHICKEN SHIT BULLCRAP KRAUT SON OF A BITCH GANGBANG I'LL RAPE YOU BLUMPKIN ASS LICKER WALRUS SHIT BITCH TRANNY DIPSHIT FRAK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITSKIN GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS HIV NEGATIVE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DILDO DICKHEAD SHITE WIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT DICKLICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUDGEPACKER WHITE RIGHTS BUTT PIRATE CUNTBUCKET SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOLDY TITS CUNT INBRED BALLS FUCKING A MAMA MIA BUTT PIRATE SON OF A BITCH TITMOUSE HELL JENKEM TIT DIRT ALF BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST EXTRA LONG PENIS ORGASM WIENER FUCK NUGGET PENIS MALARKY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FRED PHELPS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SPIC TIMBER NIGGER TOWELHEAD TWAT COCKGOBLIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOLDY TITS [expletive deleted] CRACKER PANCHEN LAMA COCKSMOKER JUSTIN BIEBER DICK CHICKEN SAND NIGGER TITS FAG HELL FUCKER CHAV HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL CC PLZ SHITFACE WALRUS SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE HEIL HITLER! SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK DICKHEAD SCUMBAG SHITTY SEMEN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNTSWILLING ASSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK POOPOO WALRUS SHIT ASSHOLE CUNTBUCKET POMMIE 666 PUSSY BALLS VAGINA CLUSTER FUCK BASTARD CHAV JOHN ELWAY ASSHOLE HELL HITLER FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK SOD CUNTYMINTS HELL CONAN O'BRIAN HELL BOOBIES BUGFUCK HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL GOD DAMN DICK JENKEM BUTTFUCKER INBRED HELL GRINGO BOOBS FIRECROTCH DOG FUCKER CHINK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL TONY LA RUSSA SHITHEAD SHITBALLS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GANGBANG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITFUCKER ASSHAT HELL FUCKTARD WANK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO CUNTSWILLING CUNT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK URINE-GARGLING FROG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DILDO TITWANK SPIC DIPSHIT CRAP GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKER COCKSMOKER PISSHOLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM VAGINA BUTTFUCKER PIGFUCKER BUGGER FRAK NAZI DAMN IT PEARL NECKLACE FENCE JUMPER DAMMIT CUNTRAG PUSSY FELLATIO WIENER CUNT AY-AY-AY PRICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WOODPECKERSHIT AY-AY-AY FRENCH TICKLER FIRECROTCH FELCHING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA EPIDIDYMIS DAMN COCK AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS RAPE DICKHEAD FUCK ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PENIS ON A STICK BEANER JACKASS CHUFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FEATURED SHITE ARSE COCK [expletive deleted] DAMN AUTOFELLATIO ORGASM WANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BONER DAMMIT POLACK KIKE CUNNILINGUS TWO-INCH PENIS PISS OFF CUNT SCROTUM WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? POLAK WOODPECKERSHIT PRICK BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT BITCH CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S COCK NEOPETS BORDER HOPPER PUSSYLICKER FUCKING ROSIE O'DONNELL TWAT SHITTY CRAPFUCKER DICKFACE JAP YID D'OH SEMEN CUNTBUCKET FUCKING BASTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GENITALIA FELCHING ASSFACE LET'S SHIT SHITSLIDE FUCKING A MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FLOWERS ASSWIPE MARGARET THATCHER DOG SHIT PRICK HORSE SHIT PISS DICKHEAD CHOAD KISSER HORSE SHIT CAMEL FUCKER SEX FUCK JAP SLOPE CRACKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOMO SHITE SHIT JACKASS SHIT SHITE FUCKHEAD WHORE YOUR MOM ASS SHITSLINGING HELL CHAV SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS FASCIST SON OF A BITCH SHAKOPEE TITTIES TITTIES CONDOMS COCKSMOKER DICKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG FUCKING BASEBALL BELGIUM HELL RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU BIRD SHIT TITMOUSE TUBA BUKKAKE BULLCRAP RICK MORANIS YID MARGARET THATCHER NEOPETS POOPOO BULLSHIT BUGGER WIENER ASS FASCIST BASTARD DAGO VENEREAL DISEASE SEX DONALD RUMSFELD ASS BUTTFUCKER TWAT POLACK FUCKWIT JACKASS COON FUCKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUGGER OFF SHITTY COCKSHITTER NORTH KOREA FUCKING SHITTY CUNT JACKASS ASS LICKER 666 VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFACE GO HOME AND DIE NI MOCCASINS DICKFACE DICKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA FEMADOM BASTARD GANGBANG FUCKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX BIRD IN THE HOUSE NAZI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK FUCK BASTARD SHITCOCK ASSRAPING BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NIPPLES FUCK OFF CLEMEN SHITBALLS AMERICA ONLINE GOD DAMMIT [EXPLETIVE] DYKE BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY GOOK COCK BALL SACK ASSCRACK PISSHOLE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NICARAGUA BULLSHIT FUCK HELL VENEREAL DISEASE CONAN O'BRIAN INBRED PRICK JACKASS SHIT DOUCHING BUGFUCK ASSHAT QUEEF WHORE PEARL NECKLACE CUNT ASSFACE FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK NIGNOG SCUMBUCKET BUTT PIRATE CLUSTER FUCK ANAL SHIT FAGGOT YOU WANKER YOU WANKER FELCHING SHITHEAD ASS BAT FUCK INSANE PEDOPHILIA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS BULLSHIT GRINGO JIGGABOO MR WINKLER IS GAY WIENER D'OH WANKSPLAT JACKASS CHIGGER NIHILISM PRICK NEGRO TAIWAN SEX SHITFACE SHIT CARPET MUNCHER ASSFACE GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH GENITALIA WANK INCEST CHOAD PISS SHITHEAD SHIT BIRD SHIT YOU WANKER SOD NIGNOG FUCKFACE FAGGOT BLESSED DAMN SAINT JAP SHITCOCK DICKFACE GREASER RAT'S COCK HOMO JOHNNY GOBSHITE WIENER DAMN FUCKFACE CHINK FRIG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BEAVER SOD SCROTUM BASTARD DAMN IT CUNTING ASSCRACK I WILL KILL YOU! PENIS BULLSHIT CUNT DUNE COON NIGGER TITTYWANK DIPSHIT FELCHING BUGFUCK DAMN CUNT WANK KAFFIR WALRUS SHIT BONG MARGARET THATCHER YOU WANKER INBRED ARSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSCRACK WANK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM MOCKIE DICK CHICKEN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKWIT FUCK YOU POMMIE DIPSHIT SOD CRAPPY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NAZI SHITTY GOD DAMN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKHEAD O KURWA! TOSSER DEVELOPERS! MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET BONER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICKFACE BASTARD FROG BEAVER DOG FUCKER DIPSHIT ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX pen0r DOG SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE FUCKSTAIN TWAT DICKHEAD PECKERHEAD SHITSLINGING TITTIES CRACKER FROG'S FAT ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE NAZI ASSCRACK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] FUCKING JUMP! TWAT RAT'S ASS DICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUTTFUCKER INBRED BUTTFUCKER THONG TASTER FUCKING JUMP! BUTT PIRATE GENITALIA PISS ARTIST SCUMBUCKET DOUCHING SHITSKIN ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! EARS OF CHRIST SON OF A BITCH YOUR MOM ASSRAPING DOG FUCKER BALL SACK NIGGER SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK NECROPHILIA BOLLOCKS CLEMEN GOOK SHAKOPEE BENSON SUCKS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POMMIE ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO FRIG FUCK YOU FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CARPET MUNCHER FUCK COCKSMOKER FUCK YOU FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS BONER GOAT DICK CHIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER FUCKFACE GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSYLICKER DIPSHIT COON DICKHEAD HELL SAND NIGGER DOUCHING NEGRO RUSKIE SACRED BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK DAMN CRAPPY FUCK YOU AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD SUGARTITS CRAPFUCKER BORDER HOPPER DICK DIPSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! SEX DAMN PIGFUCKER DUNE COON DICKWAD FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT CRAPPER BAD MOTHERFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS DOUCHE NAZI CUNT TURD ASS DUMBASS DOG SHIT GOATSE DOUCHEBAG PIG TITS FUCKTARD PENISFUCK FUCKER SHITTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT FUCKFACE WANKER SMEG BOOBS FUCKFUCKFUCK WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JOHN ELWAY DAMMIT SHITE OSTRICH MY ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICKHEAD PRICK BUKKAKE ASS DICKLICK ORGASM THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CUNT INBRED PISSHOLE INBRED DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TOWELHEAD GOBSHITE GIVING HEAD DUMBASS YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS ARTIST SHITE YUKKY DOODY JACKASS PISSHOLE WANKER IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHING STEVE BALLMER PECKERHEAD KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER POWERSHIT MASTURBATION CROTCH FRAK ASSFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FELLATIO FUCK OFF ARSE YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT BONER ASSRAPING MILF JOHN ELWAY HELL QUEEF INJUN BITCH HO FELCHING DAMNED TABERNACLE SHITFACE EAT MY SHIT! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD KIKE SHITFUCKER FUCKING A EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAGO SHITFACE DAMN IT COCKSHITTER POOPY HENTAI FUCKFUCKFUCK ARSE GRIS PAKI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FRITZ SHITSLINGING FUCK FUCK OFF FUCKTARD WANK WANKER FUCKING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP CUNNILINGUS POOPY CUNTING ASSCRACK DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD SHIT DUMBASS COCKSUCKER DAMN FROG [expletive deleted] CHUFF O CANADA GOAT DICK DIPSHIT ASSBANDIT PORCH MONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS OFF SHIT HENTAI KNOBJOCKEY D'OH MOZILLA FIREFOX WINDOWS VISTA WIENER FUCK TITTIES SHIT TURD ORGASM ASSCRACK NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK BUTTFUCKER DICK REBECCA BLACK SHITSKIN WANK WANK BUTT PIRATE ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER CLUSTER FUCK PISS OFF LET'S SHIT BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI BUKKAKE PENIS ON A BUN VAGINA FUCKTARD SCROTUM DOG SHIT DAMMIT FIRECROTCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FAG CHAV CHRISTHUMPER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER BALL SACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HORSE SHIT KAFFIR JACKASS SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICK FUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS FLYING FUCK DAMN IT SHITFUCKER HELL PUNANI POMMIE CARPET MUNCHER HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY PISS ARTIST NIGGER YOU WANKER TRANNY FUCKWIT DICK IN A BOX FUCK FELCHING NEGRO PENISPENISPENIS!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWAT O CANADA RAT'S COCK ASS DILDO CUNT HAPPINESS MOCKIE FUCKING FUCKING A DAMMIT VAGINA CRAPPY CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU PISS OFF JACKASS SHITCOCK ANAL QUEEF SMEG BUTTFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT PUSSY DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA JAP suck my mothers CLUSTER FUCK HENTAI CUNT JERK OFF DONALD RUMSFELD SIGMUND FREUD SPUNK WANKSPLAT BALLS PAKI CUNT BLUE PENIS! FUCK DAMNATION BLUMPKIN TITS PENIS FUCKSTAIN NAZI BIGNOSE BITCH PENISBIRD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK HELL FALSE BENSON YOUR MOM ARSE CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S COCK SHITCOCK DICKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY KIDDY FIDDLER RAGHEAD BOOBS COON NECROPHILIA EXTRA LONG PENIS BATHING SUIT AREA STRAWBERRY ASS CC PLZ SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT INBRED CRAP DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! SACRAMENTO POOPOO BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SCUMBAG and with the ASSBANDIT and his HORSE PENIS of girraffes in which BIRD IN THE HOUSE while reading about FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See WANK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- PORCH MONKEY
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is FENCE JUMPER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PISS ARTIST subject. If you do not find it funny TESTICLE CHOKE, it is probably because you are an INBRED WANK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. INJUN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a PISS UP MY ARSE joke loses its humour BOOBIES when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DICKHEAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have ASSHOLE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CUNT TAMPONS SHITTY FLYING FUCK DAMN!!!!!I <3 COCK |
