Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'CROTCH'PENIS'ORGASM'BUTT-HEAD'PEDOPHILIA'JOHNNY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a NIPPLES look at the TAFFY talk page of this SHITHEAD article for notes or discussion before SHITFUCKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK YOU neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITTY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POMMIE, sudden SPIC m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKSHITTER or BASTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSCRACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NAZI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RUSKIE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOLDY TITS JIZZ words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMMIT utterFUCKance of socially NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANK television programs to address HELLFIRE Tourette's syndrome.

PISS OFF MY ASS Tourette's is COCK not to be NECROPHILIA confused with [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING RAT'S ASS random MOLDY TITS disorientation, culturally-PUSSYLICKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth D'OH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOATSE language, CHINK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BIGNOSE CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive COMMUNION WAFER quantities DAMMIT of ANAL DIABETES DOM DeLUISE garbage.

Darnit.

A FRIG Polite Note to the JERK OFF Author:

The ASSFACE Tourette's DIRTY SANCHEZ Research Institute was TITTIES founded to CC PLZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SCUMBAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CONDOMS article WHORE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GINGERBREAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICK CHICKEN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PIGFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING A Tourrette's sufferers ORGASM swear. You can BOOBS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the TITWANK bad side of a terrible PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS thing.
• The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ALEX TREBEK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MALARKY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? knee DOT HEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELLFIRE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ANAL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS sufferers to become ASSFACE manically depressed and FUCKHEAD commit SEX suicide.
• There is no WIGGER cure, and the CHUFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK YOU perodol" which caused my entire FUCK YOU body to go MOSES numb and BLUMPKIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than WOMEN'S RIGHTS it is without the I AM CORNHOLIO! drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS the I AM CORNHOLIO! public view of Tourettes as a "PEARL NECKLACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JENKEM sorry for NIGGER "hi-jacking" your ART METAL PRODUCTS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICKLICK this that really BUTTFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a DAMMIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS, and making fun of a AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI horrible disorder is (not) BONER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DYKE time.

Best FRAK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CULT OF THE DEAD COW Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing MEG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your TIANENMEN SQUARE capitalist society TIANENMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. BUGGER Regards to Andrew SHITBALLS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The TITTYWANK bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you PEEPEE want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITSLINGING saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine POMMIE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKFACE and AY-AY-AY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CLUSTER FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 DIPSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS ARTIST HORSE! POMMIE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO POMMIE'S HOUSE

How DAMN IT to DAMN cure PISS OFF the SPUNK Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HELL for RANDY TRAVIS Tourette's BOLLOCKS Syndrome DICK CHICKEN is SHIT following SHITFUCKER these TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE rules WOMEN'S RIGHTS in FRAK order:

• 1: Avoid TURD immature PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM little BITCH kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKFACE within SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 10 FLAMING ASS BADGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD nor DAMNATION talk,
• 4: Tell PICKANINNY yourself you URINE-GARGLING don't BUTT PIRATE have ARSE this MOTHERFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFUCKER WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the POMMIE last straw TWAT!

I fucking put WALRUS SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE JAP PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PAKI the TOP OF COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK THIS WALRUS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHICKEN SHIT offensive. DOUCHETITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT people who try SMEG to battle WIENER'WANK that tight-ass I'LL RAPE YOU 17-year-GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKHEAD it now, but someone said SHITCOCK' CUNTBUCKET ARSE'MOZILLA FIREFOX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HOLY DUMB FUCK is a laughing NIPPLES matter. Plus there COCKGOBLIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are NICARAGUA articles WANKSPLAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS stuff. So MOCKIE that means IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! stop getting mad at the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS first part too and NECROPHILIA talking about the ALF letter that it's PENISBIRD mocking (what FROG letter? I don't even know what ASS LICKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT hi self TITMOUSE even made a really P'KANG good point. "It's FUCK nothing more DUMBASS from a head nod to a JACK OFF knee tick". DAMN IT. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto ASSWIPE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DYKE suffer that THIS IS A RARE SWEAR much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BIG FOOT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIPPLES be, because if I were a POMMIE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GANGBANG hilarious. If you SHITHEAD Want facts, go on TITTYWANK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT be offended, don't read SHITFUCKER the freaking CHENEY article anyway.

TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF WOP BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT BELLEND DELICIOUS CAKE BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER RANDY TRAVIS

JERK OFF WANK BALL SACK JERRY CLEMEN MONKEY'S UNCLE SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE MOCKIE BENCH PRESS AY-AY-AY TIT DIRT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CRAPPY CARPET MUNCHER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSRAPING CROTCH WETBACK ASS NORTH KOREA PISS BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER POMMIE DAMN IT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PUNANI ASS I'LL RAPE YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD SEX JIZZ SAMUEL L. JACKSON PIG ASSHAT COCKSHITTER KIKE SCUMBAG TIBETAN BUDDHISM TITS & DICKS NAZI CHICKEN FRIES JUNGLE BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER JUNGLE BUNNY PISS STEVE BALLMER WANK TIT SPRINKLES FENCE JUMPER MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER COON FUCKER CUNTSWILLING SHITFACE SOD NAZI DOUCHEBAG BIGNOSE CRACKER MACACA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE ASSRAMMER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS OH SHI– GOD DAMMIT FUCKER ASSHAT ASSHOLE DOUCHE ASSHAT DOUCHETITS DICK IN A BOX MICK SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER GANGBANG WIKIPEDIA PUSSY D'OH HOLY DUMB FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY BIRD SHIT SHITTY KIKE SAND NIGGER DYKE DAMN WHITE PEOPLE PUSSY FUCKING JENKEM BOLLOCKS AUTOFELLATIO FLAMING ASS BADGER CHICKEN FRIES CUNT CRAPPER BELGIUM BRUSH MA TEETH SAGGY TITS CUNT WANK MARY WHITEHOUSE KRAUT SHITE FUCK GOD DAMMIT BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITSKIN ORGASM HOSER HOSER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE SHIT BORDER HOPPER DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WOODPECKERSHIT SEX EPIDIDYMIS REBECCA BLACK FUCK YOU ASSRAPING ASS CHIGGER SHITE CHUFF BUTT PIRATE 30 CASES OF PICKLES PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIENER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FROG'S FAT ASS GANGBANG SHITFUCKER DOUCHING FUCK FRAK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITBALLS BLUMPKIN BITCH QUEEF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHAT YID SCUMBUCKET SHITE CHUCK NORRIS BOOBIES AUTOFELLATIO ASS YOU WANKER BASTARD KRAUT BOYCOTT VIACOM! WANK GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER CHIGGER ASS CUNT MAMA MIA DICKFACE SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUTTFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHRISTHUMPER COCKSMOKER RAPE TITTIES PUSSY DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE SON OF A BITCH HEIL HITLER! ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT DICK SHITHEAD PECKERHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK GRAPE PENIS TWISTY VAGINA BULLCRAP DOUCHETITS CHIGGER FRAK ASS LICKER TARTAR SAUCE FUCKFACE DICKFACE ASS NICARAGUA FUDGEPACKER FUCK SHITTY SHITHEAD ARSE CLEMEN ORGASM PECKERHEAD SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY GREASER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BALLS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK DYKE HELL I WILL END YOU! CUNT SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT CRAPPY SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD DUMBASS PISS SHITSLINGING COCK FUCKING JUMP! CUNT FUCKSTAIN FRITZ DIPSHIT JACKASS CLEMEN TAMPONS DICKHEAD SHAKOPEE WANK TITTIES YOU WANKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICK CHOAD ASSRAPING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FUCKING A POWERSHIT ASSFACE BOOBS SHITPISSER WANK PIECE OF SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITTY FUCKING SPICY CUNT FUCK FAGGOT WANK HAIL SATAN! DUMBASS BLISTERING BARNACLES MAMA MIA BULLCRAP SHIT FUCKSTAIN TITS PENIS HELL BUTTFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TITMOUSE CHENEY JACKASS CUNT BALL SACK CRAPMUNCHER INBRED FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH SEX FELCHMONKEY CLUSTER FUCK TITMOUSE COON COLGATE DILDO LOGJAMMER ASS BUKKAKE CARPET MUNCHER PISS OFF FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX CUNNILINGUS TWAT COLGATE FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER WANK FASHION BUG BASTARD ORGASM FUCK FLYING FUCK FUCKING JUMP! BITCH BITCH FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACKASS FUCKFACE CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BALL SACK CUNT CRAPPER CHIGGER SPUNK [expletive deleted] ALEX TREBEK MALARKY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITFACE REDSKIN INCEST ORGASM CUNT ASSHAT BEANER FRIG HAIL SATAN! DAMN IT DICKHEAD COCK I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HEIL HITLER! WIENER INCEST THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! DICK IN A BOX BITCH MARGARET THATCHER FUCKER PISSHOLE ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN DICKFACE BUGGER OFF RAINBOWS TITS DAMN DOT HEAD WANK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMN IT POOPY MARGARET THATCHER EPIDIDYMIS KIKE NIGGER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD CHOAD BULLCRAP HENTAI BUGFUCK GOD DAMMIT GREASER MOCCASINS PISS OFF DAMN FUCK TRANNY FUCKFACE JENKEM DAMN IT BALL SACK SHITSLINGING RANDY TRAVIS ASS FUCK YOU FUCKER FUCK FUCKTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHING YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS ASSCRACK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DOUCHING WOP ASSHAT NAZI SON OF A BITCH TACO FUCK ASSCRACK SCROTUM ARSE SUCK MY DICK SHITE FUCKFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BOB SAGET TITS JACK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD YOU WANKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BUTTFUCKER BENCH PRESS DAMMIT BULLCRAP DIRTY SANCHEZ REDNECK CUNNILINGUS BASTARD MASTURBATION BEANER BONG PEARL NECKLACE JAP FUCKFACE INBRED FRIG DAMN IT EXTRA LONG PENIS WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TACO BASTARD NI DAMMIT TOWELHEAD GOD DAMMIT HELL CLUSTER FUCK JAP WIENER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! RAPE FUCKING ASS DOUCHE CUNTBUCKET D'OH DICKFACE SAND NIGGER MONKEY SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL FROG SEX BOOBS BUGGER FUCK YOU SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER SPIC TOTAL ASSCRACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SEMEN SHITE SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA GANGBANG SHIT BUNG-HOLE DOUCHEBAG FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BUGGER OFF JERK OFF TITS & DICKS FUCK FEMADOM FUCKING BITCH SHITTY SHITSLINGING SUCK MY COCK DICK SHITHEAD ASSHOLE SUCK A BIG DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CLIT SHITFUCKER BITCH ASS BASTARD SHITSLINGING SHITTY DAMN IT BONER ORGASM FIREWALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKSTAIN SEMEN NAZI FRAK HORSE SHIT DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA YOU WANKER NIGNOG PISS OFF DICKFACE ASSCRACK GRINGO CLUSTER FUCK COCKSUCKER SEX ASSHAT NICARAGUA WANK FUCKFACE ABO FEWMETS YOU WANKER DIPSHIT ASSHOLE CARPET MUNCHER FRIG FELCHING BOOBIES SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA ASSFACE COLGATE DICK DAMN EPIDIDYMIS FAGGOT BORDER HOPPER SHITCOCK BIRD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER RAPE SHITTY CLIT FUCK OFF KAFFIR I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER OFF SHITCOCK TUBA SHITSKIN WETBACK SHITE BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT HORSE SHIT BUTT-HEAD CUNT MOTHERFUCKER SHIT POMMIE CUNT GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE ART METAL PRODUCTS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON STRAWBERRY ASS MALARKY PUNANI DOUCHEBAG pen0r PISS OFF TITS & DICKS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING JUMP! PISS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKWIT RUSKIE GOVERNMENT FILTERS SHITCUNTING FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER CUNT GENITALIA SPIC ASS SPIC FELLATIO SHITBALLS BALLS ASSFACE FRED PHELPS FUCKHEAD SHITE POMMIE I WILL END YOU! ASSHAT SHIT COON COMMUNIST DILDO POTTYMOUTH DIPSHIT YID BLOWJOB KAFFIR ASS FRIG BOOBS WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFUCKER CUNT CUNTRAG JACKASS JACKASS CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE FELLATIO CRAPFUCKER BULLSHIT FUCKFACE ON CRACK WINDOWS VISTA DESU NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SPIC PAKI SHIT DICK BALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SPIC BUGFUCK FUCK RAPE ABO BANGKOK BAT FUCK INSANE ANAL BULLSHIT JACKASS HELLFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! BEAVER COCKSHITTER [expletive deleted] ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER FENCE JUMPER CAMEL JOCKEY BIRD IN THE HOUSE STRAWBERRY ASS CUNNILINGUS NINTENDOGS BULLSHIT MOLDY TITS HELL HELL PEDOPHILIA TWAT CHINK BUGGER BALL SACK BATHING SUIT AREA BALL SACK JACKASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE SHIT SHITFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 GOD DAMMIT WETBACK SACRED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT HOMO EAT MY SHIT! DOUCHING DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKTARD CLIT CRACKER CRAPPY DICK SAND NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY PORCUPINE'S BALLS PEDOPHILIA FUCKFACE BELGIUM RAT'S ASS DICKFACE GOBSHITE TITS SCUMBAG TITTYWANK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITSKIN GOOK RUSTY TROMBONE COCK RANDY TRAVIS CUNTYMINTS PISSHOLE ROMANIA suck my mothers SIGMUND FREUD SCROTUM RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN COON CUNT REBECCA BLACK HONKY MOTHERFUCKER DAMN MOCKIE BLUE PENIS! SHITBALLS SHITE TACO PISS ARTIST TIMBER NIGGER COON BUTT-HOLE GOBSHITE BASTARD GOOK JERRY GARBAGE DAY! RAPE PEARL NECKLACE SHIT PRICK FUCKWIT NIGGER NAZI BASTARD LOGJAMMER UNICORNS BITCH SHITSLINGING PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! GOD DAMN FUCK OFF MALARKY BASTARD COCKSTUFFER ALEX TREBEK SHIT SHIT PEEPEE SHITSKIN PEEPEE WHORE DICKFACE FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ MILF DICKHEAD SHITCOCK DICKFACE SHITSLINGING WANKER JACKASS SEX HAIL SATAN! MONKEY SHIT BITCH GREASER GRINGO COCKSUCKER POLESMOKER NORTH KOREA POMMIE AUTOFELLATIO BALL SACK SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JACK OFF PISS ASSWIPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAT'S ASS BELGIUM SON OF A BITCH WANK GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING BITCH VAGINA BUGGER OFF CAMEL JOCKEY LOLCAT FUCKING A PISS GOD BLESS AMERICA BUTTFUCKER URINE-GARGLING SOD DIPSHIT BONER WANK BOOBS ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN ASS FASCIST BEANER STEVE BALLMER CHOAD KISSER DOUCHE NAZI FUCKSTAIN TOSSER JUSTIN BIEBER [Insert swear here] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER JACKASS JIZZ DUMBASS CUNT HUEY P. NEWTON RAT'S ASS TITS DICKFACE FUCKING A BIRD SHIT BOB SAGET BUTTFUCKER HELLFIRE DOG FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKTARD HELL FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN FASHION BUG GIVING HEAD BEAVER COCK SHITCOCK GRINGO BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE LOLCAT SON OF A BITCH SHIT FLYING FUCK CLEAN DRINKING WATER YOGHURT CANNON GENITALIA FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT ASS LICKER BOON DOUCHEBAG CHUFF TOTAL TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER RICK MORANIS BULLSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS JOHNNY FELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY TOWELHEAD THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POMMIE PIKACHU CRAPMUNCHER PIG NICARAGUA DAMNATION FOUR-EYES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! INCEST LAKE TITICACA NORTH KOREA DOUCHE TAMPONS HELL WIENER SEMEN MACACA JOHN SMILEY FACE JERK OFF LET'S SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! VAGINA FELCHING DOUCHE ASSCRACK FUCKTARD DAMN HELL TACO EXTRA LONG PENIS HELL PENIS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SOD OFF TITTIES CHOAD RAPE SAND NIGGER CHIGGER DIPSHIT DAMN IT SEX BASTARD BEANER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER ARSEBADGERS SHITSLINGING SHIT FUCK YOU EAT MY SHIT! ASSCRACK TUBA DICKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WIGGER FUCKHEAD ASSFACE BAT FUCK INSANE SUGAR PIG LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER SNUFF PORN SHITBALLS MOCCASINS FUCKING INBRED PUSSYLICKER TOSSER GOD DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER BITCH FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST COON FUCK FUCKFACE BOLLOCKS WANK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SAGGY TITS BONER BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKSTAIN TWAT LIMEY ASSCRACK SHITTY CUNT MARGARET THATCHER BITCH WALRUS SHIT FUCKING A ASSFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PRICK CHIGGER MOLDY TITS SON OF A BITCH FOUR-EYES GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY GARBAGE DAY! ASS BOLLOCKS FUCKFACE SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE CHAV MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SCUMBAG ASS LICKER YOU WANKER SHITE BALLS BULLSHIT NAZI FUCKBAG REDSKIN BITCH DICK TITS COCKSHITTER PENIS ON A BUN TITTYWANK BIGNOSE ASSCRACK ASSHAT BULLSHIT EUROIPODS URINE-GARGLING CUNTING ASSCRACK ORGASM CLUSTER FUCK FUCK SHITE DUMBASS RAGHEAD FUCK SON OF A BITCH GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ALF VAGINA FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU DICK PISS OFF MY ASS SHITTY PEEPEE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOCKIE FRENCH TICKLER DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CTHULHU FHTAGN MOLDY TITS WETBACK ASSHOLE ASSWIPE ASSRAMMER IN SACREMENT PISS RUSKIE TIMBER NIGGER PISS OFF INBRED ASSWIPE WANK DICKFACE COCKSUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SPUNK CHIGGER SCROTUM MONKEY'S UNCLE GOBSHITE P'KANG DOG FUCKER GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PRICK DICKFACE CHICKEN SHIT ASS FAGGOT DAMMIT DICKFACE MOCKIE FUCKING A CHING CHONG CHINK BOOBIES FUCKWIT BUTT-HOLE FUCK NUGGET DUMBASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TIMBER NIGGER JACKASS PISSHOLE GOBSHITE POMMIE QUEEF FUCKBAG SMEG GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY ASS JIZZ FROG'S FAT ASS DICK COCKSHITTER SOD CRAPMUNCHER HONKY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MASTURBATION SHITE COCK POMMIE DUMBASS TOSSER FLYING FUCK SHITFACE CHING CHONG CHINK ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN HUMAN RIGHTS DIPSHIT ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIG GREASER HELL Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PORCH MONKEY and with the MARY WHITEHOUSE and his DAMN of girraffes in which GRINGO while reading about DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAGO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOUCHEBAG

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BUGGER OFF funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its HELL subject. If you do not find it funny MARCH OF FLAMES, it is probably because you are an INBRED RUSTY TROMBONE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DAMN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BEAVER joke loses its humour SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITE ignorant, then you wouldn't have POLESMOKER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PECKERHEAD FUCK GOBSHITE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RAT'S COCK!!!!!I <3 COCK

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