Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder MILF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!, sudden BUTT-FOR-BRAINS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAMPONS or SHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUGFUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GANGBANG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKBAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRAP ON A STICK BALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JACKASS utterFUCKance of socially CUM objectionable words).
FUCKING A Tourette's is EAT MY SHIT! not to be KIKE confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUTTFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BRUSH MA TEETH random POMMIE disorientation, culturally-I RAPE WALRUSES!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKFUCKFUCK language, DICKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HOMO TRANNY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT LIKE A HORSE souvenir shoppes and massive JIGGABOO quantities FUCKSTAIN of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.
Darnit.
A CRAP ON A STICK Polite Note to the DONKEY DICK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSE article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TURD.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of NEGRO Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can JOHNNY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAGHEAD TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible FELCHING thing.
- The main YOUR MOM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITMOUSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small I RAPE WALRUSES! knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is TWAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes VAGINA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for DILDO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING FUCK sufferers to become GYPSY manically depressed and DICKWAD commit RAPE suicide.
- There is no DOG FUCKER cure, and the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL drugs that are available to, "calm" the AUTOFELLATIO tics often have adverse ASSWIPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna AUTOFELLATIO perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go DICKHEAD numb and TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS UP MY ARSE it is without the GOAT DICK drug.
I am an active member of a TWAT tourette syndrome GOD DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MALL SANTA the SUCK MY COCK public view of Tourettes as a "SCROTUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is D'OH much much (hand spasms) more...
I am I RAPE WALRUSES! sorry for FUCKWIT "hi-jacking" your POLACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN IT this that really TITMOUSE annoys me. I am working towards a HENTAI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMN, and making fun of a CUNTRAG horrible disorder is (not) DILDO funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GYPSY time.
Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FUCK YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply
As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your KOREA LOVER capitalist society DALAI LAMA.
Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen
P.S. ASS Regards to Andrew DARTH VADER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply
As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?
Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the KIKE saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my PORCUPINE'S BALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are VENEREAL DISEASE and PAKI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INJUN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SWIMMING POOL BAND WITH 4 INBRED MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING A HORSE! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!'S HOUSE
How LAKE TITICACA to COCK cure SON OF A BITCH the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment CHENEY for FUCKWIT Tourette's BUTT PIRATE Syndrome SHIT is TOURETTE'S SYNDROME following FELLATIO these BAD MOTHERFUCKER rules SHITFACE in FOREIGN CURRENCY order:
- 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE immature CLUSTER FUCK little CHAV kids,
- 2: Count to FUCKING within EPIDIDYMIS 10 DIPSHITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your JIGGABOO ASS LICKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK nor ASSHOLE talk,
- 4: Tell SHAKOPEE yourself you COMMUNIST DILDO don't SHITHEAD have SUGARTITS this FUCK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSRAMMER WITH NASTY DOUCHETITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! last straw SEMEN!
I fucking put FUCKING' my comment at the TOP OF THE BIG FOOT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SOD OFF the TOP OF WIENER THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! offensive. BUKKAKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITE people who try FAG to battle TITS'ASSHOLE that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-YOUR MOM—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SCUMBAG it now, but someone said PRICK' GOATSE FEWMETS'I AM CORNHOLIO! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS UP MY ARSE is a laughing ARSE matter. Plus there DICKHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKWIT Uncyclopedia, there are COCKSUCKER articles SAGGY TITS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FLYING FUCK stuff. So BALLS that means ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and WEHATEMARIO talking about the BLISTERING BARNACLES letter that it's ANAL mocking (what PENIS ON A BUN letter? I don't even know what DAMN IT the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! even made a really SHIT good point. "It's ASSHOLE nothing more CLUSTER FUCK from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". DIPSHIT. Which I'll add NORTH KOREA onto FUCKING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAPE suffer that FUCKING BASEBALL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKSTAIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a ASSWIPE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BASTARD hilarious. If you SPUNK Want facts, go on All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FAGGOT be offended, don't read DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT the freaking FELCHING article anyway.
CHAV BUGGER 666 WIGGER SHITE WALRUS SHIT DUMBASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BELLEND CRAP ON A STICK
GRIS BITCH SHITFACE TOURETTE'S IS FUN FOUR-EYES NECROPHILIA CUNNILINGUS JACK OFF FRED PHELPS PAKI HELL INBRED CLUSTER FUCK PIG COMMUNIST DILDO GRAPE PENIS CUNTRAG BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICK CHICKEN O KURWA! [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BULLSHIT SPUNK JIZZ DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! KNOBJOCKEY COCK BASTARD LICK PUSSY WIENER SHITTY JACK OFF FIST FUCK DARTH VADER SHITSKIN FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK TOWELHEAD TACO MOCCASINS TITWANK NIGGER TWAT [Insert silly non-swear here] CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHING BEAVER YID WANK NAZI CUNTBUCKET JERK OFF HOLY DUMB FUCK TIBET GIVING HEAD NIGNOG DAGO ASSHAT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CLIT SPICY CUNT FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CONDOMS ASSWIPE CHUFF URINE-GARGLING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHIGGER CUNTYMINTS PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT SHITFACE CRACKER MASTURBATION FLAMING ASS BADGER GOAT DICK SHAKOPEE DOG SHIT COON TWAT JIZZ GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DONKEY DICK RUSTY TROMBONE TITS & DICKS RICK MORANIS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT CRAPPER HADJI CUNNILINGUS FIST FUCK SCROTUM CRAP GANGBANG PENISBIRD SHITCOCK SHITHEAD DOUCHE LET'S SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOG SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY ASS BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOY OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FLYING FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK SHITTY CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POLESMOKER FUCKFACE SNUFF PORN RAT'S COCK SHAKOPEE SAMUEL L. JACKSON PENIS SHIT REBECCA BLACK FAGGOT REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMMIT HOSER GANGBANG PRICK JERRY SCUMBAG HITLER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK HELLFUCKER SHIT YOU WANKER DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS SHIT PISS FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE OH SHI– CLUSTER FUCK WANK CUM RAT'S COCK NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT CUNNILINGUS WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! WIKIPEDIA SEMEN BUGFUCK ASSRAPING SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD RAGHEAD POMMIE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PEEPEE AUTOFELLATIO BULLCRAP DICK TITS HELL ASSHAT DOODIE HEAD PORCH MONKEY DEMOCRACY SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD DUMBASS FUCK CROTCH REDNECK NIGGER ORGASM BUGFUCK BLUMPKIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BALLS SHITTY FUCKTARD SHITPISSER SHITE BEANER FUCK YOU COCKSTUFFER [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! JERRY DICKLICK GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE SHIT DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCK MOLDY TITS ALEX TREBEK CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CONAN O'BRIAN FELCHING NI WIKIPEDIA CAMEL FUCKER DIPSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK A DUCK DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE CUNTING ASSCRACK BULLSHIT FUCKFACE O CANADA FLAMING ASS BADGER BONER FUCKSTAIN BONER 666 JUNGLE BUNNY WANKSPLAT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICK CHICKEN SHITTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COCK YOU WANKER BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITE FUCKTARD KIKE I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT SHITBALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS WOP WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOOBS MONKEY SHIT SMILES FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX POMMIE DOUCHE NAZI TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! INBRED DICKHEAD DAMN BELLEND LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOD DAMN BUKKAKE FUCKER NI GOD DAMN BIGNOSE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MILF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT FUCKING A BONER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RICK MORANIS FUCK BALLS BEANER RAT'S COCK HELL WANK CLUSTER FUCK WOP BUTT-HOLE BUTTFUCKER CRACKER FELCHMONKEY GENITALIA FUCKTARD FUCK SHITSLINGING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANK SHITFACE DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK DAMN FLYING FUCK DAMN WANK DELICIOUS CAKE SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER JUNGLE BUNNY NIPPLES JACKASS DAMN SHITSKIN FUCKSTAIN FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DIPSHIT ABORTIONS FOR ALL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLEMEN BULLCRAP CANNED QUOTE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHUT UP, MEG! PRICK SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD DAMN IT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHENEY FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF MY ASS DOM DeLUISE FUCK DUMBASS SCROTUM CRAP CLIT FRAK RAT'S COCK COON ASS NIPPLES CUNTYMINTS SHIT CHIGGER DICKLICK GRINGO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSRAPING MICK SHITE HAIL SATAN! DOUCHE NAZI FRED PHELPS WANK CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOU WANKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TIT DIRT FROG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? VENEREAL DISEASE SLOPE ASSHAT JAP SCUMBAG COON BUKKAKE SHIT O KURWA! BULLCRAP EAT MY SHIT! BULLSHIT CLEMEN ASSCRACK INBRED TOSSER GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN GOD BLESS AMERICA SON OF A BITCH SHIT FELCHMONKEY DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOOK ASS PEDOPHILIA KAFFIR ASSFACE ORGASM TOURETTE'S IS FUN BEAVER BOON FUCK DILDO SHITCUNTING CUNT FUCK YOU BASTARD CHINK GO COUNT YOUR DICK WIENER SAND NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING FUCK FUCKER SHITSLINGING BASTARD PUNANI FUCK OFF SUCK MY DICK SHITTY ASSCRACK YOGHURT CANNON ASSWIPE RAPE FUCKFACE FUCK NUGGET ORGASM CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT BEAVER MOLDY TITS SAND NIGGER CROTCH SHITBALLS AY-AY-AY LET'S SHIT REBECCA BLACK KNOBJOCKEY GOAT DICK KNOBJOCKEY INBRED LET'S SHIT POWERSHIT KIKE DOUCHING BOOBIES TITS HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA STRAWBERRY ASS PUSSYLICKER BRUSH MA TEETH LET'S SHIT INJUN BOLLOCKS ASSHAT RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS BALLS RAT'S ASS MICK SEMEN HELL DYKE FUCKSTAIN PROTESTS WOODPECKERSHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS VENEREAL DISEASE PORCH MONKEY JOHN ELWAY BUGFUCK BUKKAKE GRINGO FLYING FUCK CAMEL FUCKER DICKFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP OSTRICH MY ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GENITALIA BUNG-HOLE PORCH MONKEY KNOBJOCKEY BOB SAGET TAMPONS DAMN COON TWAT BATMAN & ROBIN JOHN ELWAY INBRED PIGFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMMIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GIVING HEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOYCOTT VIACOM! BONER PISS OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PRICK MICK SIGMUND FREUD SHITSLINGING FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN TITTIES JACKASS SHIT CUNT DAMMIT HELLFUCKER INCEST ROSIE O'DONNELL [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU PENIS BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK SHAKOPEE JAP DICKHEAD FRED PHELPS FLYING FUCK CRACKER CLUSTER FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS WHORE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JERRY PISS JAP DAMN PUSSYLICKER RIVER CRABS SUCK WANKER PISS ARTIST CHINK TOSSER PRICK HELL TWISTY VAGINA DAMN IT FUCKER FUCK GOATSE JACK OFF CUM JACK OFF MILF CRAP ON A STICK SON OF A BITCH WANK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT VAGINA HELL FAGGOT LIMEY GRINGO DAMN SPUNK INBRED FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST INBRED ASSHOLE DUMBASS DAMMIT SHITE PIG FAG CLIT FUCK YOU BIRD IN THE HOUSE BATHING SUIT AREA TITS & DICKS TIT DIRT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE ASSHAT TAMPONS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT BULLCRAP I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY PECKERHEAD WIGGER CUNT SEX CHINK VENEREAL DISEASE CUM BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT HONKY DUMBASS WANK MOCKIE DIPSHIT SCUMBAG ORGASM SHITBALLS O CANADA BOOBIES MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY DIRTY SANCHEZ JOHN SMILEY FACE GOD DAMMIT JIGGABOO BIGNOSE FRITZ DICKFACE POOPY BATHING SUIT AREA GYPSY PISS OFF ASS BRITNEY ART METAL PRODUCTS MOTHERFUCKER ASS ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK HOMO DOUCHE BUTT-HOLE CHOAD KISSER ASSWIPE DAMN ASS SHITFUCKER REDNECK HELLFUCKER BEAVER 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSHOLE OH SHI– WANKSPLAT PRICK FUCKER SAGGY TITS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DILDO CLIT RICK MORANIS FLYING FUCK JERK OFF ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT RECTUM RAIDER INCEST WANK FUCKTARD PEARL NECKLACE CUNNILINGUS SHITE ASS TWAT TWAT KNOBJOCKEY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PRICK YID FUCK OFF FUCKING WIENER SHITE DIPSHIT CHAV BLOWJOB CUNT CUNT ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIGNOSE PENIS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FRED PHELPS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POLAK D'OH STRAWBERRY ASS TITWANK DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK YOU FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK YOU RAPE MARCH OF FLAMES SHAKOPEE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN BITCH COCK POMMIE CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL DAMN YOU WANKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITTY PISS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TWAT SHITE GREASER SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER SHITE SHIT FUCK OFF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX YOGHURT CANNON REDSKIN FUCKER FUCK NAZI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CANNED QUOTE ABO CUNT CRAPPER CUNT BRUSH MA TEETH VAGINA COCKSUCKER RAT'S COCK CHIGGER WIKIPEDIA JACKASS GRIS PAKI FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD ASS CUNTRAG MOCCASINS MOCKIE DICKFACE PORCH MONKEY CUNNILINGUS CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSCRACK BONER CLEMEN AMERICA ONLINE DOUCHE NAZI YOU WANKER FUCKBAG NEGRO CUNTRAG FUCK CUNNILINGUS OH SHI– CUNTBUCKET SHITE FUCKING BEAVER FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK PENIS ON A STICK CHIGGER WANK MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL DUMBASS MOCCASINS SOD OFF SHAKOPEE RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU TESTICLE CHOKE JUMPING JESUS!!! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKWIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES TITWANK BITCH PENISPENISPENIS!!! HELL MILF WANK SHITFACE SEX SHITE FUCKING CUNT HUEY P. NEWTON SHITFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK WANK TACO MONKEY SHIT COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JESSE McCARTNEY PUPPIES GIVING HEAD ABO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BANGKOK DUMBASS CHIGGER FELCHING FUCKFACE DOT HEAD HAIL SATAN! THONG TASTER JACKASS CROTCH DAMN POMMIE CUNT POLACK PISS ARTIST HORSE PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNT FUCK FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH CHUFF DOG SHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] BUTT PIRATE SHITCUNTING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALLS SHITTY SCUMBAG ASSCRACK PUSSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE FUCKTARD BULLSHIT ARSE D'OH BITCH DIPSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRITZ GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT CANNED QUOTES CRAPFUCKER HUEY P. NEWTON YOU WANKER CUNT BATHING SUIT AREA TWISTY VAGINA FUCKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN ASSWIPE WANK MASTURBATION MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE FUCKING CARPET MUNCHER BASTARD BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF FASHION BUG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! LAKE TITICACA KIKE HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! BALL SACK YOU WANKER FELCHING POMMIE FUCKING CLIT STRAWBERRY ASS SAND NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING FUCK BUGGER OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER RUSTY TROMBONE FOUR-EYES PISS FUCK YOU MICK FUCKFACE NIGNOG CUNNILINGUS REDNECK SHITFACE CUNT WHITE POWER CRAPPY FUCK YOU MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PIECE OF SHIT PORCH MONKEY FELCHING TAMPONS YOU WANKER PISS OFF SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHING ASSWIPE FUCKWIT NICARAGUA I WILL END YOU! SHITBALLS DOUCHEBAG WANK ANUSCAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MAMA MIA DAMN IT SEMEN CARPET MUNCHER ASS ANAL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING A SHITHEAD INJUN BELLEND WANKER CLEMEN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS OH SHI– BULLSHIT BITCH ARSE CRAP ON A STICK BUGGER ANAL HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ HITLER JACKASS CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL CUNT DONKEY DICK HELL ASSHOLE GENITALIA CAMEL FUCKER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT and with the GOD BLESS AMERICA and his JOHNNY of girraffes in which SHITE while reading about [EXPLETIVE]!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DAGO also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- GYPSY
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CHIGGER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PUNANI subject. If you do not find it funny SHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED DICK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SLOPE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITCUNTING joke loses its humour LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK YOU needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TONY LA RUSSA FUCKSTAIN PUNANI MACACA SPUNK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
