Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's LAKE TITICACA'FUCKFUCKFUCK'COCKSUCKER'PISS OFF'NEOPETS'FUCKHEAD'SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSCRACK neurochemical FUCK disorder DOG FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FELLATIO, sudden SHOOP DA WHOOP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKWIT or BIRD SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELLFIRE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FELLATIO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HONKY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TIMBER NIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE utterFUCKance of socially FROG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first URINE-GARGLING television programs to address MONKEY SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

HELL Tourette's is POLACK not to be CLUSTERFUCK confused with DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSHAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JUSTIN BIEBER random CHUFF disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HONKY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUKKAKE language, MOCCASINS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUGGER FRITZ of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGFUCK souvenir shoppes and massive ASSCRACK quantities BELLEND of ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Author:

The CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Tourette's TAMPONS Research Institute was TANK MAN founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TIT SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FRITZ article ASSHAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TURD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLEMEN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JACK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PRICK Tourrette's sufferers FUCKSTAIN swear. You can 666 blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the WANK bad side of a terrible CONDOMS thing.
• The main DOG SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PENISBIRD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GIVING HEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SOD knee NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HEIL HITLER! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PEARL NECKLACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISSHOLE school for FUCK YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITFUCKER sufferers to become BUTT PIRATE manically depressed and ART METAL PRODUCTS commit SIGMUND FREUD suicide.
• There is no SHIT cure, and the PISS UP MY ARSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the QUEEF tics often have adverse CHOAD KISSER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire CUNTRAG body to go JOHNNY numb and DOUCHEBAG basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITCUNTING it is without the TITTIES drug.

I am an active member of a BUKKAKE tourette syndrome PUSSY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MILF the FUCKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLYING FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JAP sorry for CLUSTERFUCK "hi-jacking" your BOOBIES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CARPET MUNCHER this that really STRAWBERRY ASS annoys me. I am working towards a GREASER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOCKIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITWANK, and making fun of a BOLLOCKS horrible disorder is (not) PORCH MONKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOOK time.

Best BULLSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIENANMEN SQUARE reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. FUCKFACE Regards to Andrew POWERSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The DICKWAD bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITPISSER punch him if you YOU WANKER want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my ASSHAT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FELLATIO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASS and GOD DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I'LL RAPE YOU music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BLUMPKIN BAND WITH 4 WOODPECKERSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SUGARTITS HORSE! FELLATIO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FELLATIO'S HOUSE

How YOU WANKER to BITCH cure EMO the SLOPE Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKFACE for JERK OFF Tourette's FUCK A DUCK Syndrome JIZZ is DUMBASS following SOD these DUMBASS rules FUCKHEAD in JIGGABOO order:

• 1: Avoid 666 immature TAMPON IN MY ASS little PIG kids,
• 2: Count to MASTURBATION within TWAT 10 GIVING HEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DOT HEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCKSMOKER nor WIKIPEDIA talk,
• 4: Tell BEANER yourself you DICKLICK don't NIGGER have ASSHAT this ASSFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JENKEM WITH NASTY WALRUS SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FELLATIO last straw DUMBASS!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BONER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE the TOP OF CUNNILINGUS THIS BOOBS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNTING ASSCRACK offensive. WIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FEWMETS people who try FAGGOT to battle ASSCRACK'PIGFUCKER that tight-ass 4CHAN 17-year-SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! it now, but someone said INBRED' BULLCRAP BUGGER'ANAL on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGGER TITS is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there HELL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOG SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are LET'S SHIT articles FUCKWIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ALF stuff. So ASSHAT that means JIGGABOO stop getting mad at the DICKHEAD first part too and MALL SANTA talking about the PUSSY letter that it's PIECE OF SHIT mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICK CHICKEN hi self COCKSUCKER even made a really CAPTAIN CRUNCH good point. "It's RAT'S COCK nothing more I RAPE WALRUSES! from a head nod to a TOWELHEAD knee tick". BOLLOCKS. Which I'll add SHITHEAD onto PICKANINNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JUSTIN BIEBER suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELL be, because if I were a TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITFUCKER hilarious. If you DIPSHIT Want facts, go on COCKGOBLIN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUKKAKE be offended, don't read TAFFY the freaking CLIT article anyway.

INJUN PISS OFF ARSEBADGERS ASSRAPING SPUNK PIGFUCKER WANK ASSWIPE DOUCHE NAZI FUCKFACE

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JOHNNY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JACK OFF RAPE UIGURS YOU WANKER JERRY SHITE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SON OF A BITCH KIKE 666 BITCH PIECE OF SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS SHITFACE ALF FEWMETS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNTRAG BUGGER CUNT BITCH JOHNNY MOCKIE DAMN [expletive deleted] ARSE JACKASS SOD OFF BOB SAGET BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD CHALICE MASTURBATION KNOBJOCKEY FUCKING TITS & DICKS NIGNOG DONKEY DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY BOYCOTT VIACOM! BOOBS FUCK YOU FUCK NUGGET LOGJAMMER DICK CHICKEN FUCK JACKASS SHIT NICARAGUA MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT CRACKER FRENCH TICKLER STRAWBERRY ASS GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY CAMEL JOCKEY SEMEN STRAWBERRY ASS TWISTY VAGINA GRIS DICK DOG FUCKER BUKKAKE SPANK THE MONKEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SON OF A BITCH GENITALIA DOUCHE WINDOWS VISTA RAT'S COCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DICK CHICKEN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CRAP ON A STICK SHITBALLS FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT LET'S SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FELLATIO FUCKFACE HORSE PENIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAPE FUCK OFF CHIGGER ASSWIPE DOM DeLUISE SOD FOUR-EYES DOUCHE NAZI ASSWIPE YOU WANKER GOBSHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KAFFIR DARTH VADER lowercase SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ANUSCAKE VENEREAL DISEASE ANAL LIMEY PUSSY FRED PHELPS WANK DOUCHE NAZI YID ASSFACE FELLATIO BOYCOTT VIACOM! BASTARD I DON'T HAVE AIDS PUSSYLICKER SHITPISSER ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT LIMEY SPIC GOD DAMN HITLER TITMOUSE TITTIES BUTT PIRATE POKÉMON COCK JERK OFF SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT GARBAGE DAY! FUCKER ASSRAPING DICK MOCKIE DICK DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY NEGRO BUTT PIRATE MONKEY SHIT [expletive deleted] FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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INJUN SPIC SHITCUNTING DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER TUBA WIKIPEDIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER WANK PISS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BLOWJOB HENTAI DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES SON OF A BITCH SPUNK CROTCH SHITTY DICKFACE FUCKFACE TURD BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAT'S COCK TWO-INCH PENIS BENSON SUCKS PUSSY DAMN NI MOTHERFUCKER MOLDY TITS SHITPISSER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COON JACKASS FUCK YOU SHITCOCK BUTTFUCKER PENIS SHITFUCKER GYPSY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BULLSHIT DAMN IT SHITE ASSFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOG FUCKER INCEST SUCK MY DICK DICK BENCH PRESS BUGFUCK BOOBS MAMA MIA TIT DIRT MONKEY SHIT MASTURBATION CUM BOLLOCKS INCEST DAMN POKÉMON ASSWIPE WIENER AUTOFELLATIO RAGHEAD PUSSY DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST HELL NICARAGUA JACKASS CONAN O'BRIAN ASS FASCIST PAKI MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE NIGGER FUCKER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCKSTAIN ASS ASSFACE CUNT FUCKBAG NIGGER BASTARD BRUSH MA TEETH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ARSE NEOPETS KIKE SHITFACE BIBLE BASHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CROTCH JACK OFF HIGH WAGES CHIGGER NORTH KOREA DOG SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKFACE SEMEN FUCKTARD ARSE PISS MALL SANTA SEMEN HELL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS BIG FOOT COCK SHITTY POLACK COCKSUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHETITS SHITSLINGING ALF BELGIUM GRAPE PENIS CUNT FUCKWIT FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE COLGATE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DONKEY DICK SHIT BULLCRAP TITS & DICKS RAPE FLYING RAT'S ASS TOWELHEAD ASSHAT CONDOMS ASSWIPE HOLY DUMB FUCK CHOAD NIGGER SHAKOPEE WOP ORGASM TITWANK DUNE COON WANK FUCKING A NIGGER MOCKIE RUSKIE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITBALLS GOD DAMN PRICK BUGGER P'KANG BEAVER RAT'S COCK PEDOPHILIA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT WANKSPLAT QUEEF GRINGO TITTYWANK CLUSTERFUCK AY-AY-AY DAMNATION RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST FUCKER ASSWIPE FELLATIO SAGGY TITS HELL KRAUT [Insert swear here] JACK ABRAMOFF VENEREAL DISEASE JUNGLE BUNNY DICKWAD DARTH VADER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKER BANGKOK LET'S SHIT DICKHEAD BOOBS WIENER BLISTERING BARNACLES FREE ELECTIONS CRAPPY TAFFY CUNTRAG SHIT DILDO PUNANI FRIG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BONER FLYING FUCK TOSSER FUCKTARD BUKKAKE GOBSHITE HELLFUCKER DOUCHEBAG PISSHOLE COON POLESMOKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH DOUCHEBAG BEANER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SOD DOUCHEBAG SCROTUM PISS ARTIST FOOTBALL FELLATIO BEAVER JOHN SMILEY FACE BULLSHIT HELL PISSHOLE ASSWIPE SACRAMENTO CUM HORSE SHIT DIPSHIT SOD WANK RAPE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GREASER MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BOYCOTT VIACOM! TUBA DONKEY PUNCHER BELGIUM JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHOLE BUGGER MARGARET THATCHER JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHAT CRAPFUCKER NIPPLES SUCK MY DICK SCUMBAG TWAT NEGRO JIZZ SON OF A BITCH DOUCHETITS BOOBS BASTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HADJI suck my mothers MOZILLA FIREFOX PISSHOLE VAGINA HO MILF WANK FUCK OFF FUCK OFF ASS BUGGER OFF BORDER HOPPER JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! ASS FUCK SHITE BIRD SHIT JOHNNY FUCKING BASEBALL PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SON OF A BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES REDNECK SHITE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DAMN IT TITS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the FUCK OFF and his JERK OFF of girraffes in which DICKHEAD while reading about WOP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS LICKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKING BASEBALL