Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder FEMADOM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMMIT, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JUNGLE BUNNY or GARBAGE DAY! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOUCHEBAG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TOWELHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DELICIOUS CAKE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICK CHICKEN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOODIE HEAD NECROPHILIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SPANK THE MONKEY utterFUCKance of socially ORGASM objectionable words).
SCUMBAG Tourette's is RAT'S ASS not to be FUCK YOU confused with ASSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKWIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOOBS random DONALD RUMSFELD disorientation, culturally-FLYING RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PUSSY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHRISTHUMPER language, TAMPONS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS ARTIST MOCCASINS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive DICK quantities KRAUT of ANAL DIABETES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST garbage.
Darnit.
A MOTHERFUCKER Polite Note to the PEDOPHILIA Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your VAGINA article COON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POOPOO.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of YID Tourrette's sufferers BATMAN & ROBIN swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JERK OFF TV, for always focusing on the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
- The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITPISSER knee CUNTBUCKET NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SONNY BILL WILLIAMS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA school for ABO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I'LL RAPE YOU sufferers to become DYKE manically depressed and LIMEY commit Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS suicide.
- There is no DONGSHOVER cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the ALEX TREBEK tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go PISSHOLE numb and CRAPMUNCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than TRANNY it is without the TITS & DICKS drug.
I am an active member of a IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! tourette syndrome IN SACREMENT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHRISTHUMPER the TITTYWANK public view of Tourettes as a "JACKASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am AUTOFELLATIO sorry for BIRD IN THE HOUSE "hi-jacking" your SON OF A BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really SEX annoys me. I am working towards a ASSBANDIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITS & DICKS, and making fun of a WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? horrible disorder is (not) POOPOO funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YOU WANKER time.
Best PISS OFF regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FUCKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese LHASA reply
As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society PORTUGAL.
Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen
P.S. QUEEF Regards to Andrew FUCKING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply
As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?
Mpopo “MUGABE'S MOMMA” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFACE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine GOD DAMMIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SON OF A BITCH and BEANER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUCHING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DELICIOUS CAKE BAND WITH 4 FUCKSTAIN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! GOD DAMMIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMMIT'S HOUSE
How YOU WANKER to ASSHAT cure BUGGER the CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's SHIT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FUCKFACE for CUM Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome SHITSLINGING is FUCK following ASS these DICKFACE rules MICK in CRAPPY order:
- 1: Avoid GOD DAMN immature WANK little JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST kids,
- 2: Count to POLAK within PORCUPINE'S BALLS 10 CHICKEN SHITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FELCHING BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ nor PISS UP MY ARSE talk,
- 4: Tell KRAUT yourself you AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI don't MOTHERFUCKER have PISS ARTIST this TITS & DICKS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY JIGGABOO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SAND NIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the GOD DAMMIT last straw TITTIES!
I fucking put DYKE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTTFUCKER the TOP OF FLYING FUCK THIS SHITTY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK YOU offensive. INBRED. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN people who try MOTHERFUCKER to battle PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM'STUDENT MOVEMENT that tight-ass AMERICA ONLINE 17-year-HOT GRITS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKER it now, but someone said IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK' SHIT SHITE'CROTCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BENCH PRESS is a laughing YOU WANKER matter. Plus there DICKHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAPE Uncyclopedia, there are WHITE POWER articles All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAT'S COCK stuff. So COCKSTUFFER that means DIRTY SANCHEZ stop getting mad at the BLOWJOB first part too and CUNT talking about the BLISTERING BARNACLES letter that it's BASTARD mocking (what PISS ARTIST letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITS hi self CUNNILINGUS even made a really JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST good point. "It's NECROPHILIA nothing more MALARKY from a head nod to a BUGFUCK knee tick". I WILL KILL YOU!. Which I'll add ASS onto SON OF A BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BASTARD suffer that GRINGO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ANAL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JACK OFF be, because if I were a DOUCHING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOMO hilarious. If you BULLCRAP Want facts, go on INCEST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGGER be offended, don't read GRINGO the freaking SHIT article anyway.
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PISS ARTIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE SAGGY TITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP PENIS TONY LA RUSSA JENKEM CONAN O'BRIAN O CANADA GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT FUCKING AY-AY-AY FUCK TWAT COCKSMOKER DIPSHIT PISS PECKERHEAD FAG BUTTFUCKER ASS FASCIST SHITE FUCKTARD AY-AY-AY BLESSED DAMN SAINT GRIS D'OH LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TACO COMMUNION WAFER FUCKWIT FUCKING INCEST PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITSKIN CHOAD SHIT OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA COCKGOBLIN HUMAN RIGHTS PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JOHNNY [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS SAGGY TITS DONKEY PUNCHER DAMMIT SHITBALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS ARTIST BENCH PRESS FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PORCH MONKEY CRAP ON A STICK suck my mothers SHITSLINGING FUCK A DUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL RAT'S COCK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PAKI REDSKIN ASSRAPING LOLCAT MOCKIE LIMEY FUCK DAMN WIKIPEDIA RULES TOWELHEAD RANDY TRAVIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK DAMN PENISFUCK SHITTY FUCK YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JAP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BULLSHIT ASSRAPING DICK GRINGO MICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BLISTERING BARNACLES SCUMBAG CUM CAMEL JOCKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] TAMPON IN MY ASS BOOBS FLYING FUCK PIG ASSWIPE FELCHING GARBAGE DAY! ARSE MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHETITS BUGGER WANK WANK ASSHOLE WIENER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SAND NIGGER FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT POMMIE CUNTBUCKET HELL ASSFACE WHITE PEOPLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNTYMINTS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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FUCK YOU FUCK CUNT GOD DAMN DAMN BELGIUM TITTIES WOODPECKERSHIT CHUFF HELL TURD FRED PHELPS WANKSPLAT FAGGOT BASTARD SHITSKIN MASTURBATION SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT GOD DAMMIT BRITNEY OSTRICH MY ASS PENIS ON A BUN TITMOUSE ASSHAT INCEST SHITE PENISBIRD [expletive deleted] TRANNY FELCHING LET'S SHIT KIKE BOOBIES FAGGOT TACO CUNTRAG PAKI WANK NIGGER BLUE PENIS! FUCKTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITE GRIS CUM IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU EMO CHIGGER HELL DAMN DICKWAD SHITBALLS RAPE BULLCRAP CUNT NIGGER JERK OFF [expletive deleted] BULLSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CAMEL FUCKER DILDO UNICORNS INBRED JACK ABRAMOFF suck my mothers DUMBASS ASSCRACK SPIC ASSHOLE NIGGER PICKANINNY GIVING HEAD RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YID FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GANGBANG CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS DICKLICK FELCHING TITTIES BULLSHIT CHINK SHIT POLESMOKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK REDNECK BUTTFUCKER EDITABLE DYK CLIT STRAWBERRY ASS SHITFACE LOGJAMMER SUCK A BIG DICK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER SIGMUND FREUD NECROPHILIA TITWANK HELL DICKLICK FUCK YOU SCUMBAG FUCKWIT FENCE JUMPER FUCKFUCKFUCK SON OF A BITCH CARPET MUNCHER CHOAD BULLSHIT TITS & DICKS SOD CARPET MUNCHER SAND NIGGER ASSWIPE TAFFY FUCKING BASEBALL YOU WANKER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CUNT ASS FROG CUNTYMINTS FUCKTARD TOTAL DICKFACE WIENER ASS PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! TURD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITTY RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS ORGASM SPUNK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FROG DUMBASS BUNG-HOLE FALSE BENSON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD CONDOMS NIPPLES SHITFUCKER SHITSKIN POMMIE SHITCUNTING ALF COCK SCROTUM BASTARD RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS NIGGER TITS BONG MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FUCKWIT BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS PENIS ON A BUN HUMAN RIGHTS PENIS ON A BUN DICKHEAD ARSE CTHULHU FHTAGN SCUMBAG JACK OFF FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER SHIT JOHNNY DUMBASS NIGGER BASTARD YUKY DOODY ASS CUNT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN NAZI BLOWJOB SHIT JACKASS DAMNATION DAMN HOMO SHITE CUNTSWILLING BIG FOOT ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING ASS LICKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DYKE HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKHEAD PEEPEE LAKE TITICACA FUCKER GARBAGE DAY! FUCKHEAD PUSSY YOUR MOM [EXPLETIVE] DIPSHIT FASHION BUG FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE BOOBS ANAL DIABETES LOGJAMMER CUNTRAG INBRED CUNT CRAPPER PUSSY CROTCH PIXIES HAIL SATAN! HITLER WIENER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS WANKER TITS SLOPE GRINGO BALLS FUCK DYKE FUCKSTAIN 30 CASES OF PICKLES POWERSHIT ARSE ASS WIENER MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN DOUCHING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS DAMMIT NORTH KOREA WANK I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS pen0r ASSHOLE NAZI DOT HEAD DOUCHEBAG CUNT JIGGABOO FUCKING FUCK TWISTY VAGINA EPIDIDYMIS TITS FRENCH TICKLER SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF DICK IN A BOX BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON CUM ORGASM YID SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITHEAD ASSWIPE BITCH AMERICA'S GREAT! FELCHMONKEY TACO MOCKIE TITMOUSE FUCKFUCKFUCK HELL COON BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BONER FUCKING GANGBANG ASSFACE SHITHEAD BOB SAGET BITCH BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DONGSHOVER DAMN HOMO BLESSED DAMN SAINT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE WILLY WONKA DICKHEAD BULLSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNNILINGUS CONDOMS SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST BOOBS WOMEN'S RIGHTS CONAN O'BRIAN ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITTYWANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FAG VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD SEX CLUSTERFUCK TACO CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! JACKASS TAMPONS FELCHING [Insert yet another person's name here] CUNTBUCKET GENITALIA O CANADA BELGIUM NORTH KOREA CLEVELAND STEAMER DILDO ASSHAT WANKER HOMO MOZILLA FIREFOX TENTACLE RAPE RAT'S COCK POLACK BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAT'S ASS DAMN FAG WIGGER SHITHEAD HORSE PENIS BASTARD STEVE BALLMER FUCKING YOU WANKER SUCK MY COCK TENTACLE RAPE SEMEN BOOBS INBRED TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN CRAPMUNCHER RECTUM RAIDER DAMN IT SHAKOPEE DAMN FUCKING DIPSHIT DICKFACE PRICK ASS JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE DOUCHING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHUFF CUNNILINGUS Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive TWAT and with the SHITTY and his SEX of girraffes in which I WILL END YOU! while reading about SHITFUCKER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BEANER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- SHITHEAD
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is SALISBURY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DOUCHEBAG subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKTARD, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PIECE OF SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SPRINKLES joke loses its humour D'OH when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! HONKY GREASER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST!!!!!I <3 COCK |
