Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITMOUSE neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGNOG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FIST FUCK, sudden JESSE McCARTNEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT or CARPET MUNCHER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HOLY DUMB FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DUMBASS FRAK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHUFF utterFUCKance of socially WILLY WONKA objectionable words).
HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette's is PUNANI not to be FUCKHEAD confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random MALARKY disorientation, culturally-I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DELICIOUS CAKE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOZILLA FIREFOX language, SPANK THE MONKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS BEAVER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SONNY BILL WILLIAMS souvenir shoppes and massive FELCHMONKEY quantities BUTT-HEAD of ANAL DIABETES SHITE garbage.
Darnit.
A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the HEIL HITLER! Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FRAK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKER article SHITHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FREE ELECTIONS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BASTARD.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ORGASM Tourrette's sufferers GRIS swear. You can BUNG-HOLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
- The main RAT'S ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHRISTHUMPER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MALARKY knee STUB NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is RAPE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOLY DUMB FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at KRAUT school for ASSCRACK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNNILINGUS sufferers to become FUCKER manically depressed and WIENER commit REDNECK suicide.
- There is no FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH cure, and the DOT HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELL tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOCCASINS perodol" which caused my entire SAND NIGGER body to go FELLATIO numb and FUCKING A basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the CUNT drug.
I am an active member of a FUCK YOU tourette syndrome ABO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITHEAD the HO public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHEBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHRISTHUMPER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am SON OF A BITCH sorry for SAND NIGGER "hi-jacking" your RAT'S COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNTSWILLING this that really CHIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MARCH OF FLAMES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be KIDDY FIDDLER, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) HOLY DUMB FUCK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RUSTY TROMBONE time.
Best EAT MY SHIT! regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “CAUCASIANS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply
As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society DISSIDENTS.
Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen
P.S. FUCKBAG Regards to Andrew ASSWIPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE HAS AIDS white?
Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TOTAL saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my TURD intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FIST FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BUTT PIRATE and BUKKAKE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHRISTHUMPER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RAT'S COCK BAND WITH 4 NIHILISM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ARSE HORSE! FIST FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FIST FUCK'S HOUSE
How FELLATIO to 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT cure WIENER the RECTUM RAIDER Tourette's HAIL SATAN! Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FUCK NUGGET for TOSSER Tourette's BLOWJOB Syndrome CHICKEN FRIES is BLUMPKIN following DAMN these GOD DAMN rules DAGO in GOD DAMN order:
- 1: Avoid ASSFACE immature BLUMPKIN little COCKSUCKER kids,
- 2: Count to DICKLICK within SHITHEAD 10 FELLATIOseconds,
- 3: Do not open your JAP BEAVER BATHING SUIT AREA nor BULLSHIT talk,
- 4: Tell SAGGY TITS yourself you CAMEL JOCKEY don't SHITTY have BANGKOK this SHITHEAD disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FELLATIO WITH NASTY CRAPMUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FIST FUCK last straw CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON!
I fucking put SHITCOCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE VANDALISM IS COOL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SUGARTITS the TOP OF JERK OFF THIS HOMO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT offensive. TITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try ASS to battle NI'VENEREAL DISEASE that tight-ass KNOBJOCKEY 17-year-GANGBANG—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find suck my mothers it now, but someone said HELLFIRE' O CANADA BITCH'JACKASS SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELLFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are WANKER articles ASSWIPE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FAG stuff. So SHIT that means JUSTIN BIEBER stop getting mad at the BULLSHIT first part too and ASSHOLE talking about the [Insert swear here] letter that it's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! mocking (what YOU WANKER letter? I don't even know what PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS the heck you're talking about). Adrian PRICK hi self LET'S SHIT even made a really MALL SANTA good point. "It's GOATSE nothing more DICK from a head nod to a BONER knee tick". suck my mothers. Which I'll add MOCCASINS onto LET'S SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUTT PIRATE suffer that JERK OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCKSHITTER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSHOLE be, because if I were a PRICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WOODPECKERSHIT hilarious. If you JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Want facts, go on FELCHMONKEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NEGRO be offended, don't read JUSTIN BIEBER the freaking JAP article anyway.
CUNT PORCH MONKEY CHIGGER SHIT FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL JIZZ HELL
CONAN O'BRIAN GOD DAMMIT COON BANGKOK BELGIUM FUCK OFF TESTICLE CHOKE STRAWBERRY ASS WANKSPLAT O CANADA PAKI BUGFUCK PUSSY HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BOON DICKHEAD REDNECK DOUCHEBAG PUSSYLICKER BONER BOOBS WARNER MUSIC GROUP CLUSTER FUCK BUTTFUCKER COCK MOTHERFUCKER INBRED DAGO GRINGO HORSE SHIT FUCKING A PISS OFF ABO PENIS 666 BEAVER FUCKHEAD LET'S SHIT FUCKING BALL SACK SHITTY WIKIPEDIA DAMN SUGARTITS DUNE COON RAT'S ASS CHICKEN FRIES GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITTY BOOBS FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HELL ASSWIPE HOSER SHITBALLS DOG FUCKER BANGKOK REBECCA BLACK WOP CRAPMUNCHER BALL SACK PISS BRITNEY POLAK FUCKTARD CUNTBUCKET AUTOFELLATIO MALARKY FUCK NUGGET MONKEY SHIT SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NECROPHILIA MONKEY BALLS BULLSHIT COMMUNIST DILDO JAP WETBACK FELLATIO SHITBALLS CUNT PENIS PENIS BULLSHIT COON IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING A INBRED SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS DICKHEAD BITCH RAT'S COCK CUNNILINGUS SHAKOPEE CHAV BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BITCH TIT DIRT FAG GOAT DICK IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SHIT SCUMBUCKET DAMN SHITFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JESSE McCARTNEY WANK CRAP FLYING FUCK HORSE SHIT TWAT LENS CRAFTERS RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA BUTT-HOLE SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT NIPPLES TITS & DICKS GOD DAMMIT SHITE BASTARD FUCKING ASS CRAPFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO ARSE RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD HELL NEGRO GRIS TWAT TAMPONS AY-AY-AY BUGGER TWO-INCH PENIS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS INBRED BALL SACK DICKFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SCUMBUCKET FUCK CRAP ON A STICK DUMBASS SPUNK PENIS ON A STICK PISS ARTIST TOSSER BLOWJOB MOCKIE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ARSE ASSHAT ASSHAT DAMN FUCKTARD BULLSHIT DESU SPICY CUNT FUCK KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CUNT CRAPPER DOG FUCKER BITCH PORCH MONKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HOT GRITS BONER BASTARD BRITNEY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SLOPE FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER DICKWAD FUCK SHIT RICK MORANIS FUCK BUTT PIRATE ASSRAPING SEX FRIG SEMEN SEMEN DUMBASS DICK MALARKY FUCK OFF FUCKTARD YUKKY DOODY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CANNED QUOTE BOLLOCKS HUMAN RIGHTS ARSE SHITBALLS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKLICK GREASER PUNANI WANK MOTHERFUCKER NAZI SHIT PIGFUCKER PIGFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE YID AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY DICK FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER SHITPISSER BELLEND DAMN SHITFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DELICIOUS CAKE TIT DIRT GOD DAMN DAMNATION BIGNOSE CHENEY I'LL RAPE YOU CONAN O'BRIAN SHIT GARBAGE DAY! TWAT SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITBALLS BITCH pen0r CRACKER ASSHAT BONG PEDOPHILIA FOUR-EYES DICKHEAD ASSHAT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITFACE SCROTUM WIENER DICKLICK CUNT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SEMEN FUCKTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS ARSE JACK OFF BUTT-HOLE BUTT PIRATE CUNT TRANNY I'LL RAPE YOU 30 CASES OF PICKLES TURD CUNT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BITCH BITCH DOG FUCKER COON EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JIZZ CUNTRAG ANAL DIABETES DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE RAT'S COCK JERK OFF YOUR MOM MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS SUCK A BIG DICK ASS AAAAAAAAA! FUCK CUNTRAG BRITNEY DAMN BELGIUM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKFACE SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE WETBACK WANKER SHITFACE GOD DAMN MICK COCKSTUFFER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE CUNNILINGUS SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSCRACK POMMIE SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY ARSEBADGERS ORGASM BITCH COCKSHITTER COON WETBACK ARSE PUSSY DAMN DOT HEAD ASSWIPE TOTAL HONKY ASSRAMMER P'KANG CHENEY DAMN IT SEMEN PRICK CUNT ASSWIPE GANGBANG FUCK MOCKIE FRIG FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE PRICK FUCKSTAIN SEX JOHN SMILEY FACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WANK AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTER FUCK MILF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BULLSHIT JERK OFF POLACK GANGBANG CROTCH TITS COCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RUSTY TROMBONE CROTCH FUCK CONSENSUS COCKSUCKER GARBAGE DAY! CRAP ON A STICK SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUM CUNT INBRED PISS ARTIST PISS REDNECK PORCUPINE'S BALLS HORSE SHIT FUCKING BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE SNUFF PORN SPICY CUNT FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ GOOK ASS TITS & DICKS TITTIES GOOK WETBACK HO SON OF A BITCH TITS & DICKS JACK OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BEAVER BANGKOK WANK FRENCH TICKLER HEIL HITLER! BALL SACK CLUSTER FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD SHITFACE FIST FUCK POTTYMOUTH DILDO CUNTRAG DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JOHNNY GO HOME AND DIE CUNT HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER BITCH ARSEBADGERS SHITE JAP MAMA MIA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANK BASTARD PISS OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLUSTER FUCK P'KANG ARSE CENSORSHIP ASSWIPE FUCKING ASS CHUFF GOBSHITE TACO FUCKFACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DICK LENS CRAFTERS BASTARD POMMIE PEEPEE KRAUT FLYING FUCK HELL NEGRO PISS FUCKFACE SCROTUM CUNT FUCKER BASTARD DAMN SHIT GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING JUMP! FUCKHEAD HORSE SHIT CAMEL FUCKER DOT HEAD INCEST GENITALIA DAMN IT SCUMBAG DICK VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST VAGINA BIRD SHIT TITS & DICKS TITTIES SHITFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITWANK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JAP SPICY CUNT FUCK PEACEFUL DICKHEAD JUMPING JESUS!!! DAGO JOHN SMILEY FACE SCUMBAG SHIT ASSBANDIT BATHING SUIT AREA JIZZ HO DICKHEAD DOUCHE NAZI HUMAN RIGHTS PENIS ASS LICKER HO SHITFACE BULLSHIT RAPE FUCKWIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKSTAIN lowercase CUNT SHITTY WETBACK BANGKOK BASTARD FUCK PUSSY GOD DAMN GENITALIA ASSWIPE POLAK DONGSHOVER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUGGER BUTT PIRATE ASS FASCIST MALARKY CHENEY BITCH COCK QUEEF ASS FUCKSTAIN TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK YOU INBRED TAMPON IN MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOT HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT suck my mothers BASTARD PIGFUCKER SHAKOPEE SHITSKIN FUCKER NIGGER DAMN ARSE DOG SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TOSSER FUCK RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING FUCK I LIKE SCHOOL CHICKEN SHIT CRAPPY PEDOPHILIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIPSHIT HAIL SATAN! FIST FUCK PISS ARTIST WIENER {{USERNAME}} HOMO SHITTY CROTCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BALLS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER BITCH WANK BOOBIES ASS LICKER YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT CUNT FUCKSTAIN ORGASM GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKTARD JACK ABRAMOFF CUNT BITCH ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO SEMEN SHITFACE BASTARD GIVING HEAD ARSEBADGERS WIENER SAMUEL L. JACKSON FAGGOT CLUSTER FUCK BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DICK TITS ARSEBADGERS FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGGER HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GRINGO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SCUMBAG TOWELHEAD MOCCASINS ASSHOLE SPANK THE MONKEY BRUSH MA TEETH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA FUCKING A JERK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE POOPY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HOSER CC PLZ WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! BELLEND P'KANG BEAVER MILF [expletive deleted] DAMN SHITE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKHEAD DUNE COON PENISBIRD WANKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HONKY JIGGABOO CRAPPY RECTUM RAIDER CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK O KURWA! FELLATIO O CANADA GOD DAMN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE MICK CHIGGER ANAL JUNGLE BUNNY HELLFIRE 666 FUCKSTAIN CUNT PRICK I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITFACE FUCKER KIKE PUSSYLICKER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SHIT ASS BUKKAKE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK A DUCK HELL SHITTY ASS LICKER DOT HEAD FAG SHITPISSER CHIGGER BUGFUCK CUNT PENISFUCK WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITTY GENITALIA TURD CUNTBUCKET CLUSTER FUCK SEX PUSSY WIENER NIGNOG JACK OFF SACRAMENTO ASSCRACK SHIT BUTTFUCKER GOATSE SHITFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ALEX TREBEK TOWELHEAD DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT SHIT SCUMBUCKET CUNTSWILLING CLUSTER FUCK FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT SHITHEAD SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK PAKI FUCKBAG JAP TITS FUCK HADJI CUNNILINGUS TITS GIVING HEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ARSE NAZI CUNTBUCKET MOCCASINS FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT TWISTY VAGINA FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSHOLE COCKSTUFFER SEX ASSBANDIT BLUMPKIN SUCK MY DICK ANUSCAKE FLYING FUCK POLACK DILDO ASS PISS ARTIST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE WIENER SHIT SHITHEAD BOOBS DIPSHIT COCKSHITTER ASS FASCIST MASTURBATION GO HOME AND DIE TAMPONS BULLSHIT SOD HOSER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BITCH MOCCASINS KRAUT SHITHEAD BUGGER OFF IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU BUKKAKE NORTH KOREA FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS pen0r JOHNNY CLEMEN 666 FUCK ARSE EMO WANK FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKBAG DAGO JACKASS TESTICLE CHOKE PORCH MONKEY ASSRAPING MAMA MIA CHUFF RAT'S COCK FROG CLUSTER FUCK PORCH MONKEY BOLLOCKS BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNT SHIT SUGARTITS FUCK KNOBJOCKEY ASSHAT RAT'S ASS DUMBASS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DILDO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DISSIDENTS SHITFACE YID FUCK SHITTY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAMEL JOCKEY ANAL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS OFF NECROPHILIA GOD BLESS AMERICA NIGGER PECKERHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB SCUMBAG KIKE HEIL HITLER! ASSCRACK TITWANK FUCK FUCK DICKLICK NIGNOG PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN TAMPON IN MY ASS BIG FOOT ASSHAT PENIS ON A BUN ASS HOSER WOMEN'S RIGHTS DYKE SPANK THE MONKEY WALRUS SHIT PUNANI SUCK MY DICK GREASER TOSSER PRICK PRICK SHITE HELL SCROTUM TITTIES FAGGOT JESSE McCARTNEY NIGGER ASSWIPE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FRAK RUSTY TROMBONE DUNE COON ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT REDNECK FUCKING A DAMNATION SHITTY POOPOO PUSSY ASSHOLE SAND NIGGER COCK NECROPHILIA BUTT PIRATE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POOPY TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMN TWAT SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN BRUSH MA TEETH FEWMETS INCEST COCKSUCKER HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CLEVELAND STEAMER BEAVER PENIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK PEDOPHILIA BUKKAKE JACKASS RAT'S COCK GOBSHITE PENIS ON A STICK CROTCH NIGGER GYPSY DICK CHICKEN BUGGER SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT WANK SHIT PUSSY DONKEY DICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PISS OFF All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKWIT ASS SHAKOPEE JUNGLE BUNNY BAT FUCK INSANE COCKSMOKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER SCUMBAG FOUR-EYES ASS DAMNATION SOD GOD DAMMIT ANUSCAKE TOWELHEAD NEGRO FUCKTARD CHOAD PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD ASSHAT [EXPLETIVE] SHITFUCKER PAKI EXTRA LONG PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITTY COCK DAMN SPUNK SON OF A BITCH NIPPLES FENCE JUMPER BUTTFUCKER ALF PISS FROG'S FAT ASS suck my mothers POKÉMON CHAV DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER WANK FUCKING A CRAPMUNCHER BITCH RICK MORANIS POMMIE JACKASS WANKER DICKFACE CRAP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive DICKFACE and with the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! and his EPIDIDYMIS of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about DONKEY DICK!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BOOBS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- LOLCAT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is FLYING RAT'S ASS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK OFF subject. If you do not find it funny DIPSHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED ARSE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DAMN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a RICK MORANIS joke loses its humour FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so GRINGO ignorant, then you wouldn't have GOD DAMMIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ARSE KIKE [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING JUMP!!!!!!I <3 COCK |
