Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOU WANKER neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN IT, sudden SHITTY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUM or SHITTING DICK NIPPLES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated POTTYMOUTH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PUSSY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PASTURE DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WIENER utterFUCKance of socially HUMAN RIGHTS objectionable words).
HELL Tourette's is SHITTY not to be CAMEL FUCKER confused with NAZI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK CHICKEN random SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS disorientation, culturally-BLUMPKIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHUFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, DICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive PISS ARTIST quantities SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS of ANAL DIABETES DICK garbage.
Darnit.
A FLYING RAT'S ASS Polite Note to the PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POLAK article SUCK MY DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I RAPE WALRUSES! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MILF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POMMIE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SHIT LIKE A HORSE Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can POLESMOKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHING CHONG CHINK TV, for always focusing on the FLYING FUCK bad side of a terrible TWAT thing.
- The main SON OF A BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GRASS MUD HORSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS ARTIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIENER knee DILDO NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is ASS FASCIST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHE NAZI school for YOU WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! commit WOODPECKERSHIT suicide.
- There is no SON OF A BITCH cure, and the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR drugs that are available to, "calm" the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? tics often have adverse DAMN IT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire FUCKFACE body to go POMMIE numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than MAMA MIA it is without the FUCK drug.
I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome SOAPY TITWANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "HAIL SATAN! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RUSKIE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BULLSHIT sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your BUGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POO POO BLOWJOB this that really FUCK YOU annoys me. I am working towards a BOOBS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WIKIPEDIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FAGGOT, and making fun of a WIENER horrible disorder is (not) NIGGER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING BASEBALL time.
Best BONG regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FEMADOM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply
As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society RIGHTS.
Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen
P.S. SHITTY Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply
As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?
Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ORGASM saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my POLACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine DAMN IT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are POTTYMOUTH and SPUNK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FIST FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WHORE BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUCHEBAG HORSE! DAMN IT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN IT'S HOUSE
How DAMMIT to TENTACLE RAPE cure BIGNOSE the GOD DAMN Tourette's YID Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BIGNOSE for RAGHEAD Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Syndrome WANK is WANK following JERK OFF these PECKERHEAD rules FUCKING A in SCUMBUCKET order:
- 1: Avoid INJUN immature ASSWIPE little FUCKER kids,
- 2: Count to FUCKING within HONKY 10 OH SHI–seconds,
- 3: Do not open your PISS SON OF A BITCH DAMN nor CROTCH talk,
- 4: Tell [expletive deleted] yourself you TOTAL don't NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES have CUNNILINGUS this 666 disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS OFF MY ASS WITH NASTY VAGINA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SCROTUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the DAMN IT last straw BALLS!
I fucking put TAMPON IN MY ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKSTAIN the TOP OF CLEMEN THIS ASSRAMMER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKHEAD offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BANGKOK people who try FU SPANG to battle WIKIPEDIA'WANKSPLAT that tight-ass FUCK OFF 17-year-TWAT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK YOU it now, but someone said FUCKHEAD' ASSFACE ALEX TREBEK'SEMEN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PRICK is a laughing SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH matter. Plus there JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHOAD KISSER Uncyclopedia, there are HOMO articles CLEVELAND STEAMER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRAK stuff. So 666 that means SHIT stop getting mad at the TAMPON IN MY ASS first part too and WANK talking about the BELLEND letter that it's BLUMPKIN mocking (what HELL letter? I don't even know what JAP the heck you're talking about). Adrian GRAPE PENIS hi self BULLSHIT even made a really FUCKING A good point. "It's EPIDIDYMIS nothing more SOD OFF from a head nod to a INCEST knee tick". VAGINA. Which I'll add PEDOPHILIA onto FUCKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BIRD SHIT suffer that ASSWIPE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GREASER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWAT be, because if I were a THONG TASTER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHOAD hilarious. If you BASTARD Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JOHNNY be offended, don't read SUGARTITS the freaking HENTAI article anyway.
FELCHING PENIS PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS TOWELHEAD CUNT CHUFF RUSTY TROMBONE DOUCHING TITS & DICKS TWO-INCH PENIS
GENITALIA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANKSPLAT TWAT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DICK CLIT PISS ARTIST TIT DIRT NAZI VILLAGE DUMP BOON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DONKEY DICK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FELLATIO HORSE PENIS TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD FUCK STEVE BALLMER CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TWAT DICKHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICKLICK YOU WANKER CHINK NORTH KOREA FRITZ SEMEN SLOPE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER BASTARD DOUCHE BITCH FRENCH TICKLER PISSHOLE PUSSY NIGGER FUCKSTAIN WANKER DICK FUCKFACE DICKHEAD PISS JACK OFF POMMIE WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE NEGRO YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER BOLLOCKS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNNILINGUS BITCH BOOBIES SHITSLINGING BOOBS DICK BELLEND BALL SACK CRAPMUNCHER DONGSHOVER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOCCASINS SHIT SHITTY MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTYMINTS I WILL KILL YOU! 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BIGNOSE ORGASM HORSE SHIT CRAPPY HADJI PUSSY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BULLSHIT PEACEFUL FROG'S FAT ASS GOAT DICK CAMEL JOCKEY DAGO FUCKING NAZI HENTAI I DON'T HAVE AIDS TESTICLE CHOKE PISS PIECE OF SHIT DICK ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE TITS CLUSTER FUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS MOCKIE PISS BASTARD BOOBIES CUNT INBRED REBECCA BLACK TITTIES TITWANK SHITTY HOMO DICK CHICKEN TITTYWANK SHITFUCKER JIGGABOO BIGNOSE JERK OFF AUTOFELLATIO SHITCUNTING TITTIES SUCK A BIG DICK DILDO DUMBASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DONGSHOVER BAT FUCK INSANE SAND NIGGER BOOBS BASTARD ROSES PISS POMMIE ASS BALLS COMMUNISM IS STUPID NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CLEVELAND STEAMER HITLER POLAK CHIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS VAGINA SHITHEAD BOLLOCKS BOOBS FUCKER DOUCHETITS MARCH OF FLAMES NEGRO POLAK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CROTCH TITS BUTTFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER WIENER CHICKEN SHIT SPIC FUCKFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BEAVER DOUCHE PISS DELICIOUS CAKE SPANK THE MONKEY COON DAMN ASSFACE SPIC YOU SUCK BALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSCRACK ROMANIA SHITSLINGING PENIS YOU WANKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ANUSCAKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GO COUNT YOUR DICK INBRED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKLICK SAGGY TITS HELL DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISS GYPSY MY COMMUNION WAFER OF ASSHOLE PENIS SEMEN PENIS PISS FRITZ BOOBS FUCK OFF TUBA DICKHEAD SMEG BITCH NIGGER TWAT FUCKHEAD BANGKOK DICKFACE BRITNEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH D'OH DICKFACE COCK [expletive deleted] BLISTERING BARNACLES FAGGOT COCK PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH PEEPEE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICK COON DICKHEAD SHITE JAP ASSHOLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHAKOPEE DILDO CHUFF JIZZ DARTH VADER YOU WANKER YOU WANKER FUCKER lowercase DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT SPIC LIMEY ORGASM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK OFF SHITBALLS BASTARD GOD DAMN CLIT SPIC ASS FASCIST WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD PROXY SITES MASTURBATION SHITE COCKGOBLIN FUCKER FAG GIVING HEAD GENITALIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JOHN ELWAY BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT ASSRAPING KRAUT FUCKING A DAMN TIBET YOU WANKER SEX DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE CUNT DAMN PISS PEDOPHILIA BULLCRAP CHING CHONG CHINK RAGHEAD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! RAPE DICK TITS DAMN FUCK GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER SHIT FELLATIO SHITPISSER WHORE SHITHEAD BEAVER BULLSHIT CUNT ARSE SAND NIGGER DOT HEAD MONKEY SHIT FUCKBAG SHITFUCKER SMEG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHAV NIGGER SHITFACE GANGBANG SHITHEAD CUM TIBETAN BUDDHISM SHIT FAG BULLSHIT FUCKING A PUSSYLICKER CRAPPY SHIT TARTAR SAUCE ORGASM SHITSLINGING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMMIT POOPOO DICK IN A BOX MALL SANTA FUCKHEAD ASS LICKER PUSSY PRICK FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ORGASM HITLER MILF CUNTYMINTS CLEMEN BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD JIGGABOO RAT'S COCK COCKSUCKER MASTURBATION GOD DAMN CHENEY NAZI PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD SPIC SHIT LIKE A HORSE MOTHERFUCKER IN SACREMENT SHAKOPEE FUCKING WIENER HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ARSE CHRISTHUMPER ASS LICKER SHITCOCK COMMUNIST DILDO ASS FASCIST FUCKSTAIN HELL PISS FUCK DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FAG BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT COCKSHITTER TWAT CHINK SHAKOPEE THONG TASTER WIGGER SHIT AAAAAAAAA! CUNT NIGGER TITS GOD DAMN ARSE SPIC PIECE OF SHIT BUTT PIRATE HOCKEY ASSCRACK WALRUS SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD BIBLE BASHER GYPSY YOUR MOM PISS GOD DAMN CROTCH SHITE HOSER PISS MALARKY ASSWIPE DAMN SEX CUM DOUCHEBAG ASSFACE WANK CLUSTER FUCK PRICK FUCKFACE FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BONG WIGGER FIST FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CARPET MUNCHER SHITHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BULLCRAP FUCK YOU HELLFIRE BITCH HADJI YOU WANKER MASTURBATION PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE FENCE JUMPER BUTTFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK A DUCK TWO-INCH PENIS BRITNEY BOOBS VAGINA WANK COCKSUCKER QUEEF SAGGY TITS TOWELHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! 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FRENCH TICKLER SWIMMING POOL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK OFF DICKHEAD TITWANK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HORSE PENIS BIRD SHIT AUTOFELLATIO ASS CHRISTHUMPER PENIS TWAT DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE INBRED COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF DUNE COON WALRUS SHIT GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHEBAG FRENCH TICKLER PISSHOLE NAZI ASSWIPE REDNECK JERRY BLOWJOB CHAV MACACA DOUCHING MILF TACO PISS ARTIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF DICKHEAD COCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WANK BLUMPKIN I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTYMINTS DUMBASS GOD DAMN TOSSER WIGGER FUCKBAG BIGNOSE SHIT JAP SON OF A BITCH JACKASS INCEST GRAPE PENIS BIRD SHIT FUCKING A BEAVER COCK CUNT FUCK BELLEND CHIGGER SUCK MY DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT POMMIE SHITBALLS POTTYMOUTH INBRED BOON POMMIE FELLATIO CUNT ROSES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAT'S ASS DICKFACE PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF ALEX TREBEK BRUSH MA TEETH NIPPLES BONER PEARL NECKLACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH ASSHOLE FUCK NIGGER TITS SHITHEAD SEX INCEST ORGASM JACKASS BUGFUCK PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE SHITTY BEAVER TIMBER NIGGER WIGGER TOWELHEAD WHORE HORSE SHIT INBRED ARSEBADGERS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITTY AY-AY-AY BUKKAKE FOUR-EYES SHITHEAD BELLEND HELL BONER BUGGER OFF PUSSY PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WHORE FUCKFACE ALF [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SHITTY PENIS ON A STICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOUCHE FRAK FIRECROTCH I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FUCK YOU FUCK FROG INCEST ASSFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASSHOLE WIKIPEDIA PISSHOLE FUCK ARSE BASTARD PISS ARTIST PIGFUCKER BELGIUM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOOK KAFFIR SON OF A BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY FELLATIO ASSHOLE SEX FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE CUNTSWILLING MOCCASINS ASSFACE DIPSHIT TITS & DICKS WANK [expletive deleted] BUTT PIRATE CUNTSWILLING URINE-GARGLING HOSER PUSSY HORSE SHIT FEWMETS CRAP ON A STICK INBRED DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA DOUCHETITS ASSHAT JERK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NEGRO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BOB SAGET COCK FLYING FUCK WANK GRASS MUD HORSE CUNT DAGO FUCK YOU WILLY WONKA FIST FUCK YOGHURT CANNON RUSKIE I'LL RAPE YOU CHIGGER FUCK A DUCK BASTARD DOUCHING PENIS RANDY TRAVIS DICKFACE PIGFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS SLOPE BLUMPKIN HAIL SATAN! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITTY RAPE SHITE MOLDY TITS NIGNOG FIRECROTCH INBRED RAPE SHITTY LET'S SHIT CUNT DOG SHIT BUTTFUCKER HADJI HELL PISS OFF OH SHI– CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DUMBASS PRICK SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN ABO I'LL RAPE YOU PRICK FAG ASSRAMMER TACO FUCKING JUMP! TITWANK DIPSHIT GREASER CHOAD WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT JIZZ DUNE COON TWAT CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT DILDO ASS SECOND BALLS SLOPE BOOBS DOUCHETITS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI GOD DAMN FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO TENTACLE RAPE HELL CHOAD FUCK OFF JAP BOLLOCKS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SUCK MY DICK DOUCHE NIPPLES BASTARD PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKHEAD FELCHING WANK CUNT CRAPPER FLAMING ASS BADGER WINDOWS VISTA GOD DAMN CLEMEN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU AUTOFELLATIO FLYING FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNT DIPSHIT FUCK NAZI BUGFUCK SHITCUNTING PISS [Insert yet another person's name here] HELL WIKIPEDIA FUCK YOU WANKER SHITHEAD TWISTY VAGINA PENIS ON A STICK BALLS GANGBANG SHITE FUCKFACE DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK WANKSPLAT PENISFUCK DAMNED TABERNACLE SEMEN HELL DAMN IT FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT CHUFF NICARAGUA SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
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SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See YOUR MOM also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- HOLY DUMB FUCK
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CAMEL JOCKEY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its MILF subject. If you do not find it funny MONKEY BALLS, it is probably because you are an INBRED FELCHMONKEY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SOD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BLOWJOB joke loses its humour CC PLZ when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSWIPE ignorant, then you wouldn't have BUTT-HOLE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! COMMUNIST DILDO WETBACK GOD DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA BULLSHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK |
