Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SHITSLINGING comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FELCHING article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AUTOFELLATIO neurochemical FUCK disorder CHINK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMN, sudden BUTTFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGNOG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FROG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUGFUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I RAPE WALRUSES! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA [expletive deleted] words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MICK JELLY BEANS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BORDER HOPPER utterFUCKance of socially LET'S SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKER television programs to address SAGGY TITS Tourette's syndrome.

SEMEN Tourette's is WALRUS SHIT not to be FLYING FUCK confused with ASSFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSHAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random KAFFIR disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHUFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAT'S ASS language, LOLCAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WOP PISS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLYING FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive DOG SHIT quantities GIVING HEAD of ANAL DIABETES DIRTY SANCHEZ garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the NIGGER Author:

The PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's COCKSTUFFER Research Institute was MOLDY TITS founded to BIG FOOT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITHEAD article CUNNILINGUS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TOWELHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANK Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SHITSLINGING Tourrette's sufferers TITS & DICKS swear. You can SHITSLINGING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the WANK bad side of a terrible MONKEY BALLS thing.
The main DUNE COON symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOCKIE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '30 CASES OF PICKLES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSLINGING knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is DAMN IT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BULLSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SONNY BILL WILLIAMS school for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TOWELHEAD sufferers to become SCRATCH! GROUNDER! manically depressed and FUCKWIT commit FUCK suicide.
There is no PAKI cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the PENIS tics often have adverse INCEST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTTFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire GRINGO body to go FELCHING numb and ART METAL PRODUCTS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKHEAD it is without the TURD drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKBAG tourette syndrome PENIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FAGGOT the MOZILLA FIREFOX public view of Tourettes as a "INBRED swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOD BLESS AMERICA sorry for CLEMEN "hi-jacking" your MILF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLIT this that really MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a DICKWAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BALL SACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ANAL DIABETES, and making fun of a WANKER horrible disorder is (not) FROG'S FAT ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JERK OFF time.

Best DUNE COON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “CHINA SUCKS” Wen

P.S. DELICIOUS CAKE Regards to Andrew THONG TASTER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The ASSCRACK bastard who wrote this article. You can CAUCASIANS punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my O CANADA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DYKE and MOTHERFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK YOU BAND WITH 4 FUCKHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITWANK HORSE! GOD DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMN'S HOUSE

How FUCK OFF to NIPPLES cure SHIT the WIENER Tourette's GENITALIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment REDSKIN for ASS Tourette's GRINGO Syndrome MONKEY SHIT is YUKY DOODY following CHINK these MARGARET THATCHER rules MOTHERFUCKER in CUNTYMINTS order:

1: Avoid DICKLICK immature PISS OFF little MACACA kids,
2: Count to SON OF A BITCH within DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 10 NIGGERseconds,
3: Do not open your COON DICKHEAD CUNT nor ASSCRACK talk,
4: Tell LET'S SHIT yourself you MONKEY BALLS don't GOD DAMMIT have QUEEF this YOU WANKER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER TITS WITH NASTY TWAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMN last straw HADJI!

I fucking put DIPSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JIZZ the TOP OF CLIT THIS BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be REBECCA BLACK offensive. CHIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOZILLA FIREFOX people who try MILF to battle DICKHEAD'HELL that tight-ass PISS OFF MY ASS 17-year-BEAVER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMMIT it now, but someone said HORSE SHIT' SEX WALRUS SHIT'SON OF A BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK is a laughing POMMIE matter. Plus there POLACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSWIPE Uncyclopedia, there are SHITE articles BLISTERING BARNACLES about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT CRAPPER stuff. So SEMEN that means DAMN stop getting mad at the ARSE first part too and FUDGEPACKER talking about the CONAN O'BRIAN letter that it's O KURWA! mocking (what TESTICLE CHOKE letter? I don't even know what GYPSY the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOG SHIT hi self FUCK OFF even made a really FUCKHEAD good point. "It's PICKANINNY nothing more NI from a head nod to a ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA knee tick". RAT'S ASS. Which I'll add GOBSHITE onto CUNNILINGUS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WHORE suffer that ASSRAPING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JUNGLE BUNNY be, because if I were a DAMN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BASTARD hilarious. If you LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS be offended, don't read MOTHERFUCKER the freaking EAT MY SHIT! article anyway.

BASTARD VAGINA FUCKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFUCKER BEANER SHITE ARSE BITCH PISS

BULLCRAP PISS OFF DOG SHIT PISSHOLE URINE-GARGLING DOUCHE NAZI CRACKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT DUMBASS SHITE CRAP ON A STICK DAMMIT COCK SHITE JERRY CHENEY FUCK YOU YOUR MOM FUCK YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAT'S COCK ASSHAT ASS suck my mothers FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOOK FUCKING A TENTACLE RAPE CHOAD KISSER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD REBECCA BLACK WANK ASSCRACK ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS FELCHING MILF GOOK BULLSHIT ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER SOD OFF YOU WANKER SOD COCKSHITTER CRACKER GOAT DICK FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT TITS & DICKS CHENEY CUNT DOT HEAD DOUCHING CLEMEN CUNT SHITFUCKER BITCH FAGGOT GANGBANG CUNT GOAT DICK DONKEY PUNCHER JACKASS DICKLICK CUNTRAG ASSBANDIT BITCH INCEST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JIGGABOO WINDOWS VISTA ASS JUSTIN BIEBER PUSSYLICKER DICK SON OF A BITCH DILDO FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TWAT BASTARD HAIL SATAN! FRIG SHITE WANKSPLAT CHIGGER FAGGOT PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO JIZZ NIGGER CUNTRAG MOZILLA FIREFOX MARCH OF FLAMES ASSHAT NIPPLES SHITTY POMMIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNTBUCKET DAMN RAPE NAZI MOCCASINS DICK CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE SAGGY TITS PRICK RAT'S COCK SHITE SHITPISSER BANGKOK SCROTUM SCUMBAG JOY TURD WOP I'LL RAPE YOU CLEMEN ASSFACE CLEMEN WIGGER PISS ARTIST DICKLICK BASTARD HO FUCK CUM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK BITCH PORCH MONKEY WALRUS SHIT FRENCH TICKLER BALLS HO LENS CRAFTERS BITCH BITCH MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY VENEREAL DISEASE HITLER WINDOWS VISTA TITTIES FUCKTARD SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD BUGGER ASS RAT'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK JACK OFF REDSKIN SHITFACE SHITFACE JIZZ DICKHEAD DAMN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA SHIT MALARKY DONKEY DICK BALL SACK HONKY TURD PUSSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING BITCH CUNT CRAPPER DILDO PUSSYLICKER MARGARET THATCHER CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HOMO ASS FASCIST PRICK SHITPISSER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DICK TITS KAFFIR FUCKWIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES BITCH WANK DUMBASS PIG ASS RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT INJUN DAMN KNOBJOCKEY FUCKFACE DICKFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSHAT SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WANK DICK TITS FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER OFF CUNT SHITE EAT MY SHIT! SHITHEAD WANK MACACA FUCKHEAD CUNT YOU WANKER GOD DAMN HADJI SACRAMENTO BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY NORTH KOREA REDNECK GANGBANG DOUCHE NAZI NIGNOG DAMNATION FLYING RAT'S ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TURD BITCH GOBSHITE FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNNILINGUS SHIT BONG CUNTYMINTS SALISBURY CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK POOPOO ASS CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BLUMPKIN SHIT DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT DAMN IT ASSHAT FUCKHEAD FRITZ CAMEL FUCKER PUSSY BUNG-HOLE PISSHOLE FIST FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PENIS ON A BUN SHITCOCK GANGBANG WOODPECKERSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK SHITCOCK SACRAMENTO COON HENTAI SOD DILDO SHITHEAD GYPSY FIST FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSFACE DOUCHE RAT'S COCK BUGGER INJUN WINDOWS VISTA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TACO PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ MOLDY TITS SHITSKIN FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES INCEST FUCKTARD DICKFACE TAFFY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN CROTCH BASTARD PORCH MONKEY COCKSHITTER CUNTRAG GANGBANG BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK CRAPMUNCHER ASSBANDIT SHITTY BAD MOTHERFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WIKIPEDIA CONDOMS MASTURBATION FRAK GOD DAMN FEWMETS MOLDY TITS DUMBASS FUCKFACE DICK BULLSHIT KIKE SHAKOPEE ARSE QUEEF CHIGGER DICKHEAD NAZI SMILES BONER SHITE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SCROTUM FUCKFACE POLAK BIRD IN THE HOUSE WEHATEMARIO WANK BUNG-HOLE HOMO FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS RIGHT WING LAKE TITICACA QUEEF BLUE PENIS! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CONDOMS AUTOFELLATIO EXTRA LONG PENIS INCEST ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY FRENCH TICKLER TURD FRITZ MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ORGASM INJUN BEANER DAMN JERRY TRANNY COCKGOBLIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK NAZI GOD DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK HOSER CUNT SHITSLINGING ORGASM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FIST FUCK JAP BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SPIC AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF FELLATIO ASSHAT CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SAMUEL L. JACKSON SOD CRAP ON A STICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITE PORCH MONKEY FIST FUCK RAT'S COCK WANK MASTURBATION DONKEY DICK GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSHAT SMEG ASSWIPE MOCCASINS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKER CHUFF FUCK NUGGET TAMPONS FUCK A DUCK SCUMBAG ASS CUNT MONKEY SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT DICKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD COCK SHITTY GRIS JAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TURD BLOWJOB TOWELHEAD PIGFUCKER PIG DUMBASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER NICARAGUA TWISTY VAGINA DUMBASS CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POOPY POMMIE COMMUNIST DILDO BANGKOK POLESMOKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HENTAI TURD DIRTY SANCHEZ COMMUNISM IS STUPID JESSE McCARTNEY SHITE CUM ORANGE TURTLE YID MOCCASINS CLEVELAND STEAMER JERK OFF pen0r GANGBANG NIGGER BLOWJOB FROG GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT FAG YUKY DOODY FUCKSTAIN FUCKER PENISFUCK BOB SAGET DICK CHICKEN SHITE DAMN CLIT ASSHAT TITS & DICKS BEANER DICKLICK ASS LICKER ASSRAPING CRAP JACKASS FUCKWIT PISS BRITNEY COCKSTUFFER SALISBURY FLYING FUCK WANK ASS DICK GYPSY MILF DONALD RUMSFELD ASSCRACK FUCK DICK TITS DAMN POMMIE NIGGER DOUCHE NAZI CUNT DUMBASS CONDOMS SUCK MY COCK CLEMEN CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A TESTICLE CHOKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT FUCKER SHIT ARFENHOUSE BALLS SMEG RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS PEEPEE SAMUEL L. JACKSON QUEEF CLUSTERFUCK TONY LA RUSSA SHITE FUCK NUGGET SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD BUKKAKE PISS OFF DYKE WHORE SHITHEAD PISS OFF IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU EMO WANK BATHING SUIT AREA WETBACK SEX SHITE JACKASS JUSTIN BIEBER BLOWJOB POMMIE NEGRO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMN SOD BONER SHUT UP, MEG! GO COUNT YOUR DICK FAGGOT BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON BONER OH SHI– BUTTFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK CHINK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT FUCKING A DOUCHE MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON PISSHOLE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSFACE NICARAGUA EDITABLE DYK DONGSHOVER GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER ASS DICK IN A BOX FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SAND NIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKHEAD DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT NIGGER FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LOLCAT MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA BULLCRAP DOUCHETITS PISS CUNT BUGFUCK TACO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PRICK DICK SHIT SHITE GOOK ASS BOOBS CHIGGER TRANNY PRICK PICKANINNY SPIC DAMN IT HORSE SHIT SAND NIGGER MACACA CRAPMUNCHER DONKEY DICK ANAL SHITFUCKER TOWELHEAD DOUCHEBAG TIMBER NIGGER FAGGOT CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S COCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ABO NIGNOG I'LL RAPE YOU QUEEF CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSRAPING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES INBRED FELLATIO BULLSHIT BUGFUCK JACKASS SHIT GOBSHITE CRAP BIBLE BASHER COCK SMEG MARGARET THATCHER POOPY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN SHUT UP, MEG! MOCKIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANUSCAKE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SON OF A BITCH BASTARD RAT'S COCK GOOK BITCH MASTURBATION HORSE SHIT YOUR MOM JAP COCKSUCKER BASTARD CHOAD BELLEND FRENCH TICKLER PISS SHIT D'OH OH SHI– BALLS TWAT GOATSE LIMEY DUMBASS PISS BLISTERING BARNACLES WILLY WONKA GOD DAMMIT SUGARTITS TURD DICKHEAD SHIT DAMN TITS RUSKIE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITFACE DOUCHETITS SHIT COCKSUCKER PISS OFF YOU WANKER BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT GOD DAMN ANAL NAZI ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NI DAMMIT SMEG NAZI SHITCUNTING SHITTY PISSHOLE GARBAGE DAY! BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN CHINK POLESMOKER DOUCHING ASSCRACK ASSCRACK INCEST FUCK PAKI PISS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DONGSHOVER DUNE COON FUCKING ASSHAT DICKLICK MASTURBATION DONKEY DICK SHITE CRAPMUNCHER SHIT DAMN BUTT PIRATE ASS MARGARET THATCHER BUTT-HEAD RAPE I RAPE WALRUSES! BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKLICK DUMBASS SHITE CHAV DOT HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKING VAGINA DICKFACE BITCH DONKEY DICK CUNTYMINTS CRAPMUNCHER CLIT HELL IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK A DUCK DAMNATION CHOAD CHENEY CROTCH SHITHEAD SHITPISSER COCK NICARAGUA JACKASS SHIT INJUN SHITSLINGING BIG FOOT DILDO FLAMING ASS BADGER HOMO ASS ANAL DIABETES suck my mothers WANK PAKI FUCKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU NIPPLES IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSHAT SEMEN GARBAGE DAY! FUCKFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DICKHEAD WIKIPEDIA ANUSCAKE AMERICA ONLINE SPIC FALUN GONG MALARKY HO QUEEF FLYING FUCK WOP ARSE EPIDIDYMIS RAT'S COCK ASS LICKER WANKER FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH BALL SACK TOSSER CUNT PIECE OF SHIT DAMN DICKFACE PISS ARTIST DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JAP BEANER DICKHEAD YOGHURT CANNON QUEEF POOPY SHITHEAD YOUR MOM MOCKIE HELL WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN REDNECK DICKHEAD POMMIE FUCKWIT CHOAD TWAT CUNT FELLATIO CUNT CRAPPER MOTHERFUCKER NEOPETS SCROTUM SHITE GRINGO SEX WHORE WETBACK JIGGABOO SNUFF PORN FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT CHIGGER SHUT UP, MEG! TITTIES TITS DAMMIT FRAK BULLSHIT CRAP BUTT PIRATE KRAUT CONDOMS RAPE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! TWAT BEAVER INJUN RECTUM RAIDER FUCKTARD DICKFACE PISS POOPY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SPUNK CLEMEN SHAKOPEE CUNT DICK CHICKEN REDNECK BUGGER OFF YUKY DOODY PISS OFF BITCH OLD CHRIST OF A COMMUNIST DILDO WANKER JENKEM WIENER JAP BOOBIES ASSRAPING PENISFUCK DAMN IT SEX DICKFACE BALLS CUNNILINGUS SEX EAT MY SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JIZZ GOBSHITE SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING A BALLS FUDGEPACKER SEMEN PECKERHEAD KIKE WIENER JOHNNY CUM D'OH ASSHOLE GOD DAMN SCUMBUCKET CHIGGER PISS POMMIE DONKEY PUNCHER MONGOLIANS SHITSKIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICKHEAD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX VILLAGE DUMP FUCK CUNT CLIT CUM YOU WANKER D'OH NIPPLES HELL GOD DAMN TACO PRICK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITSLINGING ARSE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU I WILL KILL YOU! DICKHEAD SHAKOPEE MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-HEAD CONDOMS TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKER FUCK JIZZ DONKEY PUNCHER WANK CAMEL JOCKEY HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JOHNNY PRICK PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! FELCHMONKEY MASTURBATION SHITTY JACKASS JAP TWAT DOG SHIT FUCKFACE DICKFACE GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE VENEREAL DISEASE CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY VAGINA DAMN Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive VAGINA and with the VAGINA and his FELCHING of girraffes in which P'KANG while reading about PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITSLINGING also


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