Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CAMEL FUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder SMEG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CRAPPY, sudden FUCK OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SONNY BILL WILLIAMS or BLOWJOB vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING A in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOUCHE NAZI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK CONDOMS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous EPIDIDYMIS utterFUCKance of socially MACACA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address FUCKSTAIN Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is RAPE not to be DAGO confused with EAT MY SHIT! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANK random SHITSLINGING disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YID outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, CUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKHEAD HORSE PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive COCKSUCKER quantities ANUSCAKE of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A YOU SUCK BALLS Polite Note to the RAGHEAD Author:

The FUCKFACE Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was NECROPHILIA founded to ASSRAPING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article FUCKING JUMP! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JESSE McCARTNEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHOAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOD DAMMIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about STEVE BALLMER Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of BOB SAGET Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM bad side of a terrible PROTESTS thing.
The main KNOBJOCKEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WOMEN'S RIGHTS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WARNER MUSIC GROUP knee JENKEM NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PENISFUCK school for BUGGER OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOZILLA FIREFOX sufferers to become NIPPLES manically depressed and CUNT commit BITCH suicide.
There is no MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS cure, and the JACKASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BALL SACK tics often have adverse SHITHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITHEAD perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go SHIT numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHIGGER it is without the BULLCRAP drug.

I am an active member of a CHING CHONG CHINK tourette syndrome BUTT PIRATE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating REDSKIN the FUCKING public view of Tourettes as a "CUNTBUCKET swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SEMPRINI sorry for MOCCASINS "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SON OF A BITCH this that really HELL annoys me. I am working towards a 666 better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SLOPE, and making fun of a CLUSTERFUCK horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSFACE time.

Best PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DIPSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. PEDOPHILIA Regards to Andrew AUTOFELLATIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The GOD DAMMIT bastard who wrote this article. You can SON OF A BITCH punch him if you MOCCASINS want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMMIT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CRAPPY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CRAPMUNCHER and ASSHOLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS ARTIST music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DONKEY DICK BAND WITH 4 SHITPISSER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! CRAPPY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CRAPPY'S HOUSE

How WIENER to BIRD SHIT cure I'LL RAPE YOU the NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Tourette's JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PRICK for SAND NIGGER Tourette's COCK Syndrome SHITFACE is BUGFUCK following PISSHOLE these DICK CHICKEN rules JIZZ in SPIC order:

1: Avoid DICK immature DOUCHE little HORSE SHIT kids,
2: Count to INBRED within ASSCRACK 10 TOWELHEADseconds,
3: Do not open your BALLS SHITBALLS TWAT nor JUSTIN BIEBER talk,
4: Tell COCKSMOKER yourself you BUTT-FOR-BRAINS don't OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! have FUCKTARD this PISS OFF disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOOK WITH NASTY SHAKOPEE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DUMBASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CRAPPY last straw CHIGGER!

I fucking put SHITSKIN' my comment at the TOP OF THE BULLCRAP PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FELLATIO the TOP OF NIGGER THIS DICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PENISPENISPENIS!!! offensive. FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHING people who try MONKEY SHIT to battle JUSTIN BIEBER'BALLS that tight-ass DAMN 17-year-HUMAN RIGHTS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISSHOLE it now, but someone said COMMUNIST DILDO' CRAP ON A STICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK'ASSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BONG is a laughing BELGIUM matter. Plus there SHITHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK YOU Uncyclopedia, there are PIECE OF SHIT articles FUCKFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ARSE stuff. So DICK that means BOON stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and TOSSER talking about the BALL SACK letter that it's SHIT mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI even made a really BUNG-HOLE good point. "It's PISS ARTIST nothing more PEDOPHILIA from a head nod to a FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE knee tick". BASTARD. Which I'll add CUNTBUCKET onto PUSSY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that ANUSCAKE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK OFF be, because if I were a DICKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SEMEN hilarious. If you SON OF A BITCH Want facts, go on GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BULLSHIT be offended, don't read REDNECK the freaking KAFFIR article anyway.

BEAVER WANKSPLAT SNUFF PORN CONDOMS FUCKTARD SHITFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITTYWANK SHITSLINGING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT

ASS FASCIST FUCK YOU CUNT CRAPPER BONG MONKEY BALLS ASSHAT HO ASSHOLE SOD OFF BOLLOCKS CHIGGER YOU WANKER FRENCH TICKLER ABO ASSFACE DOUCHETITS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSHAT SEX TOSSER DICKFACE FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN WANK ASSWIPE FUCKTARD VAGINA DUMBASS POLAK BITCH WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER SEX CHENEY CAMEL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER HOSER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FELCHMONKEY FUCKFACE HELL ASSWIPE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 CUM TITS PEEPEE MONKEY BALLS HORSE PENIS BUTT PIRATE FUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] PENISFUCK BITCH DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE RAT'S COCK COCKGOBLIN CUNT ASS DOUCHEBAG FUCKING JUMP! VAGINA BITCH PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS BELLEND PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO CUNTRAG GENITALIA WANK RAPE EPIDIDYMIS INBRED DAMN BITCH FUCKER FUCK MACACA HELL MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS VAGINA MARCH OF FLAMES MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DICKHEAD FUCK CHAV HOLY DUMB FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASS BALLS PRICK WIENER BITCH INBRED CRAPPY COLGATE REDNECK ASSHAT BUTT-HOLE DOG SHIT SACRAMENTO GOD DAMN FELCHING DUMBASS NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FROG'S FAT ASS LOLLIPOPS FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY BALLS FLYING FUCK MICK FUCKTARD ARSE JAP COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE YOU WANKER CHAV GOOK WOP COLGATE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS SPUNK HOLY DUMB FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JAP SEX CUM FAG PISSHOLE JAP PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY DICK SUCK MY DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT FUCK ARSE FRIG CHIGGER BUGGER FUCK COCK GOD DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER COON BITCH WALRUS SHIT FUCK OFF BIGNOSE SCROTUM BULLCRAP P'KANG SEMEN GOD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH TOWELHEAD BIRD SHIT CRACKER SHAKOPEE DAMN MILF HATE HATE HAT PUNANI SHIT CUM SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKSTAIN BORDER HOPPER BITCH BELLEND FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT CUM SEMEN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PORCH MONKEY SHITFACE BELGIUM CRAP BASTARD RAPE CUM FUCKING A NIPPLES TAMPONS FUCK RAT'S ASS OSTRICH MY ASS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITE DAMN DYKE YOGHURT CANNON LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ARSE I AM CORNHOLIO! NECROPHILIA CUNTRAG CUNTRAG NIGGER TITS BONER SCUMBAG THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS RAPE CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH FUCK TITWANK DYKE ANAL WOODPECKERSHIT DUNE COON HELL FUCKWIT MALL SANTA ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK SHIT SHITHEAD FUCK FUCK DILDO SAND NIGGER GENITALIA TURD THONG TASTER FRED PHELPS DAGO POLESMOKER SEX BENCH PRESS WANK TAFFY SHITHEAD TOSSER PUSSY FEWMETS ALEX TREBEK TITS CHENEY WOP TAMPONS GOD DAMN BEAVER MOZILLA FIREFOX JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WETBACK FUCKWIT CRAP ON A STICK NIHILISM ASSFACE GRIS ASSWIPE CONAN O'BRIAN STEVE BALLMER INJUN EXTRA LONG PENIS MARGARET THATCHER SON OF A BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP DEVELOPERS! BUTT-HOLE WIKIPEDIA RUSKIE RAT'S ASS CHOAD BASTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKTARD BITCH DOG SHIT JACKASS CUNT CRAPPER PEEPEE SON OF A BITCH HOT GRITS ARSE RAT'S COCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIENER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FROG SHITSLINGING JIZZ FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHINK NAZI HOT GRITS CUNT NEGRO DICKFACE POMMIE DICKLICK FELCHING FUCKER CUNNILINGUS CLIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PIG BORDER HOPPER SEX SHITCOCK BASTARD FUCKER GOBSHITE COCK SHITCOCK BUGGER OFF TITTIES LET'S SHIT ASSHAT SHITTY REDSKIN ASSHAT DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT FUCKSTAIN PISS MOCCASINS BONER TOSSER TITTIES INJUN BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK MAMA MIA TAMPON IN MY ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIGNOG I WILL END YOU! WANK COCKSHITTER ASSHAT DICKHEAD BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE PISS ARTIST GOOK PICKANINNY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FELCHING SHITFACE RAPE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK VAGINA TWAT WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SCUMBUCKET SHITFACE DICKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKBAG SHITFUCKER JACKASS REDNECK RAT'S COCK DOUCHE ALF PISS ARTIST FUCKING GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS INBRED CUNT DAMN CHOAD DICKHEAD FUCK SHITHEAD HELLFIRE BLOWJOB DICKLICK DOUCHING JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF NIGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS DIPSHIT SHITE GOD DAMN FUCK LOGJAMMER PIECE OF SHIT PENIS SHIT PECKERHEAD FUCK OFF TITWANK FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! GRIS SHIT ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ SPUNK FUCKING JACKASS SHIT DONGSHOVER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK JACKASS SHIT BITCH NECROPHILIA ASSWIPE KNOBJOCKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIPSHIT ARSE KAFFIR NAZI INCEST PISS FUCK DICKHEAD MICK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY FRIG FUCK OFF BITCH WIKIPEDIA PROLES JIZZ DICKHEAD RUSKIE SON OF A BITCH TAMPONS LET'S SHIT ANAL YOU WANKER PIGFUCKER HELL PISSHOLE CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE TITS PUSSY WANK NIGGER PUSSY DICKFACE HOSER CLEMEN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK YOU ASSHAT JERRY DOM DeLUISE MOCKIE ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK HEIL HITLER! BELLEND PENIS SHIT BLOWJOB DIPSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FIST FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS FRIG HOSER JACKASS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS SAND NIGGER SUCK MY COCK CLIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKING BUTTFUCKER POTTYMOUTH CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK CUNT PISS OFF CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ORGASM DICK CHICKEN HEIL HITLER! CUNT TITWANK DUNE COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER BIRD SHIT SHIT RECTUM RAIDER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT ARSE QUEEF CUNT FRITZ CHRISTMAS TREES FUCKWIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BOOBS CLUSTERFUCK PISS SHIT FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS JOHN ELWAY RAPE MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SACRAMENTO SUCK MY DICK DICKFACE TACO PISS SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE BOOBS CUNTBUCKET PENIS SEX SHITE INBRED ASS FASCIST CRAPPY YOU WANKER DEVELOPERS! FUCKTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNTBUCKET TWO-INCH PENIS CUNT FUCK DILDO HELL NIGGER TITS GOBSHITE QUEEF BOOBS TITWANK MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS DOUCHING FLYING FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX FRIG BUTTFUCKER ABO SHITE YOU WANKER CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE QUEEF FUCKSTAIN SHITE PISS PORCH MONKEY SHITSKIN REDNECK MONKEY SHIT TITS WIKIPEDIA TRANNY HELL DOUCHEBAG GIVING HEAD BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE COON BENCH PRESS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DUMBASS ASS HELL HELL DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE FELLATIO GOBSHITE FROG'S FAT ASS TWAT PORCH MONKEY FLYING FUCK PAKI DICKWAD PORCH MONKEY DOUCHE SHITE GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BALLS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY BLUMPKIN ASSWIPE HELL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK WANKSPLAT NIPPLES ASSHAT FUCK JACKASS PISS ARTIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHING CHONG CHINK ASSHAT QUEEF SHITE JIZZ ALEX TREBEK OH SHI– HOT GRITS NAZI FUCK OFF WILLY WONKA SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER BONER TALK PAGES SON OF A BITCH WANK ASSBANDIT CHOAD CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOUCHE NAZI MAMA MIA DAMMIT DICK CHIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES BRUSH MA TEETH CLUSTERFUCK PUNANI PEDOPHILIA pen0r DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE SHITSKIN DOUCHE PENIS JERK OFF MOLDY TITS PISSHOLE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITHEAD HOMO BEAVER SIGMUND FREUD MOTHERFUCKER WALRUS SHIT I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! HO FUCKSTAIN DAMN DIPSHIT SLOPE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! POOPY P'KANG FUCKFACE MALARKY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BELLEND NAZI RUSTY TROMBONE LET'S SHIT SOD DILDO DICK MALARKY KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 WINDOWS VISTA FROG'S FAT ASS JOHN ELWAY CUNTBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING FAGGOT CRAP ON A STICK BUTT-HEAD BLUE PENIS! MONKEY BALLS CHENEY GOOK YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD SHITE DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER ASS BASTARD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICK POLACK CHICKEN FRIES SHITTY SMEG CUNTBUCKET RAT'S ASS NICARAGUA ALEX TREBEK JOHN SMILEY FACE MARGARET THATCHER TITMOUSE WOODPECKERSHIT DONALD RUMSFELD D'OH FELLATIO FELLATIO CUNTBUCKET SHITSLINGING WALRUS SHIT FUCKWIT WANKSPLAT WIENER DICK TITS SPANK THE MONKEY ASSWIPE BOYCOTT VIACOM! TITTIES CHIGGER HADJI NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK OFF BELLEND SIGMUND FREUD DIPSHIT CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DONKEY DICK SHITFACE SHIT BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD SHIT GOBSHITE KIKE DAMN NI FUCKWIT BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK HEIL HITLER! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TWAT MOCKIE REDSKIN SHITE DIPSHIT BLOWJOB PISS ARTIST WHORE BULLSHIT GOD DAMN FELCHING CLEVELAND STEAMER QUEEF MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK BLUMPKIN BUKKAKE PISS UP MY ARSE SHITTY FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD BLUE PENIS! CUNT SHITSLINGING SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK NICARAGUA FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN ASS ASSWIPE SCUMBAG JACKASS PUSSY CRAP COON RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAFFY BUGGER OFF SHITTY NIPPLES DICKHEAD BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY ASSCRACK FUDGEPACKER TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN SIGMUND FREUD POLACK ORGASM DOUCHING AAAAAAAAA! SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD FAGGOT DOUCHE ASS FUCK MOCCASINS HELL INBRED TOSSER FUCK YOU GRINGO INJUN FENCE JUMPER INCEST CUNTRAG CROTCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKSTAIN DONALD RUMSFELD JUNGLE BUNNY FREE ELECTIONS CUNT KIKE BITCH PORCH MONKEY WANK VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD FUCK OFF DAMN GENITALIA TAFFY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOWELHEAD FELLATIO SHITPISSER PRICK RAGHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN SHIT CROTCH ASSRAPING GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FIRECROTCH FASHION BUG PUSSYLICKER DAMN IT HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PUSSY SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? TAMPONS HADJI FELCHMONKEY QUEEF RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA HOLY DUMB FUCK JACK OFF ARSE PEARL NECKLACE DICKHEAD HELL CONDOMS FEWMETS TITTYWANK WALRUS SHIT FUCK NUGGET YOU WANKER BULLSHIT DOUCHE WIGGER INJUN BOOBIES BITCH WANK BALL SACK FOREIGN CURRENCY HELL FUCKSTAIN HOT GRITS BORDER HOPPER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PORCH MONKEY DUMBASS TOSSER DICK CHICKEN ART METAL PRODUCTS MICK POLACK suck my mothers GOD BLESS AMERICA RAT'S COCK HELLFUCKER CUNTYMINTS SHIT LAKE TITICACA DAMN IT NAZI suck my mothers TWAT MOCCASINS BUTT PIRATE INBRED BITCH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK EPIDIDYMIS PAKI DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BORDER HOPPER CUNT PUSSY ARSE DICK TITS RAT'S COCK BRITNEY NAZI TITS & DICKS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS GO HOME AND DIE CHAV GOD BLESS AMERICA ARSE INBRED JOHN ELWAY CHOAD SHIT Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive POMMIE and with the DICKFACE and his HOLY DUMB FUCK of girraffes in which HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS while reading about D'OH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JAP also


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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is DAMN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BITCH subject. If you do not find it funny [expletive deleted], it is probably because you are an INBRED TITTYWANK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. GIVING HEAD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a ORGASM joke loses its humour FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so LIMEY ignorant, then you wouldn't have CUNTBUCKET needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CHRISTHUMPER JACKASS CROTCH BOOBS CUNT!!!!!I <3 COCK

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