Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's LENS CRAFTERS'DICKFACE'PRICK'TWAT'COON'EXTRA LONG PENIS'POMMIE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GANGBANG look at the FUCK OFF talk page of this CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT article for notes or discussion before BOB SAGET editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FU SPANG neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FRIG, sudden CHOAD KISSER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YUKY DOODY or SHITFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly REBECCA BLACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BELLEND way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TRANNY FUCK OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ARSE utterFUCKance of socially DIRTY SANCHEZ objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TWAT television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

BUGGER OFF Tourette's is FEMADOM not to be SHUT UP, MEG! confused with CHOAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying STEVE BALLMER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTTFUCKER random BITCH disorientation, culturally-CRAPMUNCHER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITSLINGING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHIGGER language, FROG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITSLINGING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COLGATE souvenir shoppes and massive RUSKIE quantities FEWMETS of ANAL DIABETES FUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A BALL SACK Polite Note to the YOGHURT CANNON Author:

The SHITHEAD Tourette's JACKASS Research Institute was ART METAL PRODUCTS founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHUFF article PIGFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and AUTOFELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HEIL HITLER! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JACKASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I WILL END YOU! Tourrette's sufferers FUCKSTAIN swear. You can FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the BALL SACK bad side of a terrible CHALICE thing.
• The main CHENEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUKKAKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WEHATEMARIO knee CONDOMS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOUCHEBAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes VENEREAL DISEASE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POLACK school for [expletive deleted] something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD BLESS AMERICA sufferers to become FUCKSTAIN manically depressed and FIRECROTCH commit FROG'S FAT ASS suicide.
• There is no ASSHOLE cure, and the BUKKAKE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BLOWJOB tics often have adverse TIT SPRINKLES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS perodol" which caused my entire FRITZ body to go INBRED numb and BOYCOTT VIACOM! basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKHEAD it is without the SPUNK drug.

I am an active member of a MOTHERFUCKER tourette syndrome ARSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSWIPE the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "SON OF A BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COON much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FROG'S FAT ASS sorry for HO "hi-jacking" your SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SPIC this that really BALLS annoys me. I am working towards a SUCK MY COCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOCCASINS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKWIT, and making fun of a FUCKSTAIN horrible disorder is (not) CHICKEN SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your EPIDIDYMIS time.

Best THONG TASTER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FLYING RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. NIPPLES Regards to Andrew SEX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can DOG SHIT punch him if you BUTT-HOLE want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my CAMEL JOCKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FRIG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS and DOUCHE NAZI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WALRUS SHIT BAND WITH 4 DOG FUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITE HORSE! FRIG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FRIG'S HOUSE

How NIGGER to BASTARD cure CUNTING ASSCRACK the DAGO Tourette's SCROTUM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKFACE for ASSRAPING Tourette's CUNT Syndrome FUDGEPACKER is ASS FASCIST following PISS ARTIST these PISS rules LET'S SHIT in COCKSUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK immature TAMPON IN MY ASS little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to GENITALIA within NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES 10 WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?seconds,
• 3: Do not open your MICK WALRUS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE nor INJUN talk,
• 4: Tell PECKERHEAD yourself you CUNTRAG don't SHITFACE have PENIS ON A STICK this KNOBJOCKEY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD WITH NASTY FUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANKSPLAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FRIG last straw BIGNOSE!

I fucking put YOU WANKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKING FUCKBOROUGH the TOP OF DISSIDENTS THIS BULLSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. DAMMIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK YOU people who try DIPSHIT to battle MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS'DAMN that tight-ass WOP 17-year-SHITFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find AUTOFELLATIO it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' FUCKTARD NIPPLES'YOU WANKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing NECROPHILIA matter. Plus there NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NEOPETS Uncyclopedia, there are BOOBS articles FUCK YOU about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNTBUCKET stuff. So MONKEY SHIT that means BUGGER stop getting mad at the FUCK NUGGET first part too and WIGGER talking about the DICKWAD letter that it's FUCK mocking (what CC PLZ letter? I don't even know what HELL the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRITZ hi self FELLATIO even made a really BEANER good point. "It's SHITFUCKER nothing more OSTRICH MY ASS from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". NIGGER. Which I'll add SHIT onto INCEST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITHEAD suffer that FUCKTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TURD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CRAPMUNCHER be, because if I were a PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SAGGY TITS hilarious. If you TWAT Want facts, go on BATHING SUIT AREA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHICKEN SHIT be offended, don't read CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM the freaking PIG article anyway.

JUSTIN BIEBER SEX SCUMBAG 666 TRANNY BUGGER DICK TITS DICKLICK WIKIPEDIA SON OF A BITCH

BASTARD COCK PISSHOLE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE FUCKTARD FUCKFACE PUSSYLICKER FUCKING HONKY MOTHERFUCKER JERRY PISS ARTIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK OFF INCEST CLIT CLIT FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BEANER WARNER MUSIC GROUP DICKFACE PEEPEE CRAP ON A STICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT MALARKY FUCKING A DAMN BOOBS WIKIPEDIA MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF CHAV SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BRITNEY CLEMEN ARSEBADGERS BUKKAKE LENS CRAFTERS BITCH FUCKFACE CHOAD KISSER RICK MORANIS HOT GRITS BASEBALL SHITTY COCK GENITALIA FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNT DICKHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITHEAD FUCKING SHITTY VAGINA WIKIPEDIA CHIGGER SHITBALLS FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER OFF CLUSTERFUCK CUNT DONKEY DICK WIENER DOUCHING SON OF A BITCH I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PIG WIKIPEDIA TOSSER NI TWISTY VAGINA BONER HENTAI PISS PUSSYLICKER FUCKWIT BELLEND SHITFACE REDNECK BUGGER PENISFUCK DICKFACE CHUFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKWIT GRUE RAPE HELLFUCKER FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK NIGGER SHIT CLIT CONDOMS FUCK OFF POMMIE BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE TAFFY HELL BUTT-HEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS DAMN DUMBASS DICKLICK BATHING SUIT AREA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS ARTIST POLAK PIECE OF SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DANDELIONS FUCK YOU DICKFACE SEMPRINI ASSWIPE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER SAGGY TITS DICK TITS FUCKHEAD DAMN FUCKBAG COON I RAPE WALRUSES! CAMEL JOCKEY MOCCASINS TRANNY TIT SPRINKLES ABO INBRED ASSCRACK CRACKER TWAT SHITFUCKER BANGKOK BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE DUMBASS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] VENEREAL DISEASE HENTAI NIGNOG FUCK YID PISS OFF MY ASS ARSE BOOBIES FUCK JACK OFF COCK WOODPECKERSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHETITS INBRED P'KANG GOBSHITE SPUNK POTTYMOUTH WIENER WANK BUTT PIRATE SHITE TESTICLE CHOKE MOCCASINS TITTYWANK DAMN IT FUCKHEAD POLAK GOD DAMN HORSE PENIS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BORDER HOPPER DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG MALARKY SHITSKIN SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BALLS [EXPLETIVE] CONDOMS BIRD SHIT DOUCHETITS FEMADOM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WIENER LOLCAT FIST FUCK KIKE DAMN TURD FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE BUTT-HEAD MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA REDSKIN ROSIE O'DONNELL HAIL SATAN! CLIT FRIG PIG DOUCHE SHIT HORSE PENIS CHINK FUCKHEAD TOSSER POOPOO CUNTRAG ASSHOLE NEGRO FROG'S FAT ASS MARCH OF FLAMES COCK BUNG-HOLE I WILL END YOU! FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNTBUCKET TURD TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN PUSSYLICKER MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE FUCK SHITFACE JIZZ TITS HONKY NORTH KOREA FELCHING O CANADA NIGGER TITS ABO DOUCHE suck my mothers HELL CUNNILINGUS FUCK TURD SPRINKLES EUROIPODS SHITHEAD HELLFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE CRACKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS COCK JOHNNY suck my mothers BALLS LENS CRAFTERS DICK IN A BOX ASS FUCKFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS NORTH KOREA SHITFUCKER TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CAMEL FUCKER ABO PISS OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ARSE SHITTY PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF BITCH CLUSTERFUCK GOOK POOPOO CHIGGER ASS SHITE TRANNY SHITE COCKSHITTER MASTURBATION MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK TUBA JIZZ THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAGO I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH FIST FUCK TITWANK MICK FUCK DARTH VADER BULLSHIT WIENER ARSE COCK HITLER FUCKER FUCKTARD SPUNK DONGSHOVER URINE-GARGLING TRANNY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ARFENHOUSE SHITFUCKER PENIS PISS OFF ASS RUSKIE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WINDOWS VISTA CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU VAGINA QUEEF HELL PICKANINNY HO TITTYWANK pen0r WIENER PUNANI NIPPLES RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG COON JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITSLINGING FUCKING CUM ASS DICKFACE FUCKFACE TESTICLE CHOKE BONER FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO LET'S SHIT JOHNNY ASSFACE TWAT SHITSLINGING INCEST ASSCRACK FELLATIO FUCKFUCKFUCK GOD DAMN FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITCUNTING SHITE FUCK YOU REDSKIN VAGINA SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN SHITCOCK ASSHOLE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS ARTIST I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WHORE MILF JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKTARD CHINK CC PLZ CLIT SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE STEVE BALLMER RECTUM RAIDER PIKACHU NORTH KOREA CUNT DICK IN A BOX MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSHOLE SCUMBAG PRICK DONKEY DICK SCROTUM I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BAT FUCK INSANE CHING CHONG CHINK CUNTRAG VENEREAL DISEASE WIENER FAG COCK TOTAL MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHIT KRAUT FRAK CUNT BOOBIES BITCH BIG FOOT ASS DOUCHETITS FUCKWIT ASSWIPE SHITFACE JAP SHITSLINGING I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK NUGGET DAMN LIMEY WANKER FUCKBAG CRAPPY RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INCEST TWISTY VAGINA POOPY BALL SACK SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY PIG ARSE SHIT ASSHOLE FELCHMONKEY HOSER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CARPET MUNCHER PECKERHEAD DUMBASS FUCKFACE SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN INJUN MASTICATION FOR THE NATION PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS PENISPENISPENIS!!! CONDOMS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFACE FUCKWIT FROG ANAL DIABETES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FLYING RAT'S ASS YID TITTYWANK INJUN SHITTY DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KAFFIR VAGINA FENCE JUMPER SCUMBAG ASSHAT TWAT DOUCHE NAZI HAIL SATAN! DELICIOUS CAKE CHENEY COCKSMOKER BOOBS SHITHEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DILDO FROG'S FAT ASS GOAT DICK FUCKFUCKFUCK DICKFACE WANK GOD DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ART METAL PRODUCTS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITPISSER SHITFACE PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JUNGLE BUNNY WHORE HORSE SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA YOU WANKER COON RICK MORANIS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO ANAL DIABETES CARPET MUNCHER JAP JIGGABOO POTTYMOUTH SEX DOT HEAD SEMEN RAT'S COCK SHITFACE SPRINKLES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITWANK CLUSTERFUCK DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHE NAZI CROTCH ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FELLATIO CUNTRAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MINORITIES POO POO BLOWJOB PISS ARSE WANK WANK FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MARY WHITEHOUSE REDSKIN NIGGER PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD SOD OFF BALL SACK PEEPEE I WILL END YOU! WOP FLYING FUCK SOD OFF SHITTY BITCH SHITCOCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES LET'S SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CARPET MUNCHER RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER DYKE WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE DIPSHIT BELLEND JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CRAPMUNCHER DICK CHINK NIGNOG COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK DILDO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER CUNT CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT PRINCE PHILIP WANK SON OF A BITCH DICKLICK CUNTRAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK MR WINKLER IS GAY CUNT GO HOME AND DIE SHITCUNTING TOSSER RAGHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS SPICY CUNT FUCK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN BENSON SUCKS BASKETBALL ASSCRACK ASS I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU BULLSHIT ASSHOLE FEMADOM ROSIE O'DONNELL NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LIMEY SHITTY BLUMPKIN FEMADOM BITCH SHITFUCKER TITS GIVING HEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKHEAD FUCK JACKASS CUNT CRAPPER PUSSYLICKER BOOBIES FUCKTARD NIGGER NIGGER HAIL SATAN! ASSHOLE ASS SHIT EMO EPIDIDYMIS BEANER VENEREAL DISEASE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK A DUCK FIRECROTCH CHOAD MOLDY TITS SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD DAGO DAMN CRAPMUNCHER YID KIKE PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE BITCH CRAPMUNCHER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DOG SHIT FUCKER NIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NIPPLES FUCK PISS OFF SHITHEAD DICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BIRD SHIT KNOBJOCKEY VAGINA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HENTAI SHIT RUSKIE BUGGER FUCKSTAIN COON ASSHAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITSLINGING MONKEY'S UNCLE DOG SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FLYING FUCK DAMN CAMEL FUCKER SHIT COON JACKASS DONKEY DICK REDNECK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER MILF INJUN WANK SHITE CUM FUCKFACE NEGRO BEANER FUCKWIT JACK ABRAMOFF NECROPHILIA FUCK PIG CRACKER CUNT CUM QUEEF CUNTSWILLING LOLCAT CUNNILINGUS FUCKING JUMP! PRICK BUNG-HOLE DONALD RUMSFELD JACKASS ASS SHITFACE FUCKTARD SUCK MY DICK CHINK RAPE POOPY SOD FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK GIVING HEAD PUNANI DAMMIT BIRD SHIT NIPPLES I AM CORNHOLIO! FELLATIO POLAK YOU WANKER BLOWJOB TUBA BALLS SHITTY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CUNNILINGUS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! suck my mothers DAMN RAGHEAD COCK SHITTY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NICARAGUA CUNTING ASSCRACK STEVE BALLMER SPANK THE MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! POLACK HYPERINFLATION ASS FUCK NECROPHILIA LICK PUSSY I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASS BALLS LAKE TITICACA DAMN WARNER MUSIC GROUP SUGARTITS PISS ARTIST 666 AAAAAAAAA! BEAVER FUCKING HONKY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICKHEAD HADJI FOUR-EYES EDITABLE DYK NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER GRINGO DICKFACE BULLSHIT DICK TITS CHINK FUCK BOOBIES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ORGASM DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE VAGINA CHOAD SHITSLINGING OSTRICH MY ASS SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN AY-AY-AY GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK DUMBASS TWAT CHENEY SHOOP DA WHOOP WIENER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHIT LIKE A HORSE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING WANK SUCK MY DICK DOUCHEBAG BITCH FELCHMONKEY WOODPECKERSHIT WANK INJUN DAMN 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CROTCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHE NAZI SEX BULLSHIT DICKWAD EAT MY SHIT! WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE NEGRO BLUMPKIN LET'S SHIT DOT HEAD VAGINA SEX FUCK TITS FIRECROTCH BOON SHITHEAD FUCKWIT SEX SHIT LIKE A HORSE NECROPHILIA DUMBASS MOCKIE WANK SHAKOPEE BITCH NIGGER DAMN TITMOUSE HELLFIRE BULLSHIT ANAL DIPSHIT ANAL SHITTY JERK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE WOP FIST FUCK DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YOU CLEMEN ASSFACE FUCKING EARS OF CHRIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCK SHITSLINGING WIKIPEDIA DIPSHIT BUGGER OFF ASS LICKER BRITNEY BLOWJOB BITCH FUCK SUCK MY COCK BASTARD ASSWIPE BASTARD HORSE PENIS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PISS OFF SHITFUCKER 666 FUCKSTAIN ASSRAMMER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUM RAT'S COCK TAFFY POMMIE ASS DAGO FUCKING PISS COON FLYING FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COON YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT DAMN IT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSRAMMER COCKSMOKER ASS FUCKTARD SHIT ASS DONGSHOVER IT'S OVER 9000! NIGNOG BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS MONKEY BALLS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN AY-AY-AY FUCKFACE SHITHEAD FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES TOSSER SEMEN BIRD SHIT MILF FUCK JERK OFF DUMBASS SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT FUCK MOCKIE PISS ARTIST GOOK JESSE McCARTNEY WHITE POWER NIGGER FIST FUCK JENKEM FUCK YOU GOBSHITE NIPPLES TIT SPRINKLES RAT'S ASS WHORE BASTARD GOAT DICK CONAN O'BRIAN WANK COLGATE BIRD SHIT SPIC FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICK TITS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BULLSHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JAP FUCK HADJI CC PLZ RAPE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON I'LL RAPE YOU LOGJAMMER JACKASS NEOPETS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOBSHITE INCEST SAND NIGGER FRIG FUCK OFF BASTARD DAMN SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RECTUM RAIDER CLUSTERFUCK BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHAT CHUFF CAMEL FUCKER FELLATIO TAFFY PORCUPINE'S BALLS BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH TAMPONS PIECE OF SHIT TITMOUSE FAG WANKSPLAT FUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSHOLE ASS ALEX TREBEK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA MICK RECTUM RAIDER DELICIOUS CAKE BUDDHIST MONK 666 WETBACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITBALLS SUCK MY DICK RAT'S COCK ASS SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX SCUMBAG SHITFACE COCK POO POO BLOWJOB SCROTUM WIKIPEDIA TITS & DICKS SHITFACE PISS OFF MY ASS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! [expletive deleted] ABO KNOBJOCKEY HORSE PENIS DONGSHOVER SHITE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BLUE PENIS! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HELL CLEMEN I RAPE WALRUSES! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BONER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOCCASINS DILDO MOCKIE DAMN GOAT DICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT CHOAD BUGGER OFF SAND NIGGER CUNT GIVING HEAD DOUCHEBAG I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT BALL SACK HORSE SHIT CHOLERA IS FUN! DICKLICK RAT'S COCK DOM DeLUISE CHICKEN SHIT WANKER PEARL NECKLACE FELLATIO TITTYWANK FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH ORGASM SHITE FIST FUCK JACKASS HATE HATE HAT FELCHMONKEY DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY DYKE SHITCOCK YOUR MOM GIVING HEAD BULLCRAP HENTAI CROTCH CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS SHITHEAD POOPY CHOAD BLUMPKIN TWO-INCH PENIS TWISTY VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS SEX VAGINA BASTARD CONDOMS RAPE ASS BALL SACK NIGGER GIVING HEAD DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITHEAD GOD DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT GOBSHITE BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE PRICK SCUMBAG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF and with the FUCK and his CROTCH of girraffes in which CUNTYMINTS while reading about DOT HEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COCKSUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• EUROIPODS