Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BLOWJOB'TOSSER'BUGFUCK'MARGARET THATCHER'DAMN'DOUCHEBAG'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PORCH MONKEY neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TURD, sudden EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTT PIRATE or SCROTUM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SOD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PECKERHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ORGASM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING BASEBALL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] PISS ARTIST words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY DICK utterFUCKance of socially TIMBER NIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHOAD television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

SPUNK Tourette's is BOB SAGET not to be WIENER confused with ORGASM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JUSTIN BIEBER random SMEG disorientation, culturally-CRAPPY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BIGNOSE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSCRACK ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHAV souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities INCEST of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A TESTICLE CHOKE Polite Note to the GOAT DICK Author:

The FRENCH TICKLER Tourette's ASSHAT Research Institute was CHINK founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITTY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE article TACO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI swear. You can YID blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHINK TV, for always focusing on the CUNNILINGUS bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main SON OF A BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MALARKY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MOTHERFUCKER knee FUCKWIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TOSSER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AY-AY-AY school for GANGBANG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE sufferers to become KNOBJOCKEY manically depressed and ASS commit BASTARD suicide.
• There is no BUTT PIRATE cure, and the NIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNTRAG tics often have adverse PISS ARTIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUM perodol" which caused my entire COCK body to go COCKING FUCKBOROUGH numb and THONG TASTER basically made it NIGGA! worse than DIPSHIT it is without the WANK drug.

I am an active member of a 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT tourette syndrome [expletive deleted] association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BLOWJOB the GIVING HEAD public view of Tourettes as a "DICKWAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YOU WANKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHICKEN SHIT sorry for NAZI "hi-jacking" your JACK OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like P'KANG this that really ASSHAT annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this REBECCA BLACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WIGGER, and making fun of a BULLSHIT horrible disorder is (not) PUSSYLICKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE time.

Best FELLATIO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “EPIDIDYMIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. DOG SHIT Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can REDSKIN punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAPE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FELLATIO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TURD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SCROTUM and SUCK MY COCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HENTAI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SCROTUM BAND WITH 4 CHICKEN SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ARSE HORSE! TURD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TURD'S HOUSE

How SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE to WANK cure FUCK OFF the SOD Tourette's FUCKING A Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN IT for FUCKTARD Tourette's PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome FUCKHEAD is EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG following DAMN these LAKE TITICACA rules RAPE in QUEEF order:

• 1: Avoid LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! immature FELCHING little POOPOO kids,
• 2: Count to TWAT within OLD CHRIST OF A 10 CUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your POOPY GENITALIA BATHING SUIT AREA nor DICKLICK talk,
• 4: Tell CHICKEN FRIES yourself you CUNT don't MALARKY have DICKHEAD this HELL disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JACKASS WITH NASTY URINE-GARGLING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TURD last straw ASS!

I fucking put JACKASS SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE TWO-INCH PENIS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAT'S COCK the TOP OF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS THIS GENITALIA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITBALLS offensive. LENS CRAFTERS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try SPUNK to battle ASSCRACK'O KURWA! that tight-ass HELL 17-year-FUCK OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BATHING SUIT AREA it now, but someone said GOBSHITE' DOUCHE NAZI WANK'FUCKSTAIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SCROTUM is a laughing ASSHAT matter. Plus there TOSSER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOAT DICK Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFACE stuff. So CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON that means DUMBASS stop getting mad at the SHITFACE first part too and DAMN talking about the SHITCUNTING letter that it's ANUSCAKE mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what PISS ARTIST the heck you're talking about). Adrian IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! hi self WANK even made a really BULLSHIT good point. "It's BOOBS nothing more INCEST from a head nod to a WANK knee tick". SHITFUCKER. Which I'll add TURD onto MILF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POLAK suffer that GOD DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TWAT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PUNANI be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DIPSHIT hilarious. If you DOUCHEBAG Want facts, go on BUTT PIRATE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK be offended, don't read FUCKSTAIN the freaking PISS article anyway.

ASSHOLE CRACKER CUNT HELL JACKASS O KURWA! FUCKHEAD HOSER MILF DONKEY DICK

SHITFACE HORSE SHIT CUNTYMINTS BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT PENIS DICKLICK FUCK SON OF A BITCH ORGASM HOLY DUMB FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX HELLFUCKER BLUMPKIN JOHN SMILEY FACE SCROTUM HOT GRITS BASTARD ALF VAGINA BASTARD AY-AY-AY 666 PISS UP MY ARSE POOPOO TOTAL PISS CLEVELAND STEAMER ORGASM DICK DONGSHOVER BORDER HOPPER PRICK WALRUS SHIT TOWELHEAD ASSHAT DILDO BULLSHIT BLUMPKIN POO POO BLOWJOB VAGINA JOHN ELWAY FUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SIGMUND FREUD SHITE MACACA BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CHINK BULLSHIT BELLEND BELLEND [Insert yet another person's name here] CUM PENIS CUNTRAG JACKASS DICK YOGHURT CANNON FUCKFACE SOD OFF JACK ABRAMOFF TOWELHEAD PAKI CHING CHONG CHINK BUKKAKE FROG'S FAT ASS FUDGEPACKER PUSSYLICKER FELLATIO DAMN SHITHEAD ASSFACE ASS FRITZ DICK CLUSTERFUCK CUNT TAFFY BAT FUCK INSANE SHITHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TWAT FUCK YOU RAGHEAD WANK BUDDHIST MONK DONKEY DICK BUTT PIRATE TEDDY BEARS PIECE OF SHIT CLEMEN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SUGARTITS SHITE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SOD OFF BUTT PIRATE SNUFF PORN CUNT CANNED QUOTE BEAVER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIENER SHIT GIVING HEAD TITS & DICKS BLOWJOB ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BIGNOSE BELGIUM HO WHORE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JENKEM DAMN FUCKSTAIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! O KURWA! I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DAGO KAFFIR DAMN IT SHIT ASSHOLE CUNT TITWANK HELL BITCH JOHN ELWAY FIST FUCK BULLSHIT MACACA FUCKFACE DAMN FUCKING PAKI ASSHAT CUNT CRAPPER BASTARD PRICK COCKGOBLIN PISS OFF DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE CHAV BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GENITALIA KAFFIR FUCKHEAD BUKKAKE BEAVER TOSSER LAKE TITICACA FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SEX FELCHING FUCKER WILLY WONKA DAMMIT KNOBJOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN DOUCHE NAZI WIENER DILDO TWISTY VAGINA GOBSHITE JACKASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS LET'S SHIT WIGGER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD PENIS WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! SON OF A BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S COCK MARGARET THATCHER MICK CRAP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHETITS WIENER COLGATE SHITE SOD OFF TWAT COCK SOD POOPY WHITE RIGHTS SEX JOHNNY HELL BULLCRAP TITS & DICKS TWAT SHITFACE MOCKIE COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASS FUDGEPACKER O CANADA FUCKER ASSHAT ASSWIPE FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITTY MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN BOOBS FELLATIO DICKHEAD BULLCRAP TITTIES DOUCHEBAG FUCKFACE JACKASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITSLINGING CC PLZ CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK POOPOO BAT FUCK INSANE MILF GENITALIA INBRED BASTARD ASSBANDIT GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! LENS CRAFTERS MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES BASTARD DICKLICK YOU WANKER DOUCHE WIKIPEDIA NIGGER TEDDY BEARS FLYING FUCK WANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS POLAK BENCH PRESS PISS CUNNILINGUS SOD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSHOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK BASTARD DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER WOP EMO ANAL DIABETES FUCKER WOP BULLSHIT JAP MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DOG SHIT O CANADA RAT'S COCK GREASER FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER JACK OFF CHINK NIGGER SHITTY DONKEY DICK CUM JACKASS ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GO HOME AND DIE WIKIPEDIA BOOBS FRIG TWAT BOOBIES PISSHOLE DICK LIMEY FRAK CHICKEN FRIES TOSSER ARSE JERK OFF RAT'S COCK COCK BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER SOD OFF BUTTFUCKER INCEST CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK RUSTY TROMBONE CHOAD KRAUT CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS QUEEF DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HYPERINFLATION CRAPPY PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK FROG PISS HO PENIS ON A STICK PRICK RANDY TRAVIS RAGHEAD SHITFACE SAND NIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITBALLS SHITFACE SEX CUNT TWISTY VAGINA HOMO BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE GANGBANG DEMOCRACY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS JACKASS JERK OFF DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST TAMPONS SAMUEL L. JACKSON NEGRO WANK JIZZ BUGFUCK FUCKWIT WANK CUNT JOHNNY ASSRAPING GENITALIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER PAKI MOTHERFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE SEX FELLATIO INCEST CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMMIT JAP TAMPONS VENEREAL DISEASE QUEEF ART METAL PRODUCTS FIST FUCK PISSHOLE INBRED HELL FUCK MARGARET THATCHER YOU WANKER BASTARD WANK LIMEY BULLSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE PEDOPHILIA PIGFUCKER SOD GOD DAMMIT NIGGER CAUCASIANS CUNTYMINTS BITCH PISS DONALD RUMSFELD ARSE KAFFIR BONG MONKEY'S UNCLE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSHOLE ASSHAT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BITCH BOON TIBET PENIS ON A STICK SEX FUCKWIT TURD NEGRO FLYING FUCK CRAP NIPPLES ASSHAT POLESMOKER TITS HELL TITTYWANK HONKY FUCKING JUMP! ARSE FUCKWIT GREASER YOU WANKER POMMIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHE SEX SHIT TIMBER NIGGER BENCH PRESS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHOAD AY-AY-AY FELCHING RAPE WOODPECKERSHIT BUTTFUCKER DESU FUCKER INJUN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FRIG SHIT LIKE A HORSE ANAL FUCKFUCKFUCK PENISBIRD SHITE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WIKIPEDIA COON WOODPECKERSHIT GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CRACKER WANK MINORITIES SOD OFF SHITSKIN FAG COON SCUMBAG DONKEY PUNCHER JERK OFF SHITE DAMN HELL GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKFACE TACO BORDER HOPPER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOLLOCKS SHITTY TURD FUCKER CROTCH CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG DICKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT ALEX TREBEK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT SHITCUNTING NIGGER SHITE PUSSY PRICK BUTTFUCKER STUDENT RIOTS COCKSHITTER FUCK OFF HORSE PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT TIMBER NIGGER POLACK BULLSHIT DICK CHICKEN SHITTY KIKE BIG FOOT FUCKING FLYING FUCK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN TITTYWANK CUNT [EXPLETIVE] HELL POMMIE GANGBANG DICK IN A BOX SHITFACE POMMIE GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD MOCCASINS GANGBANG O CANADA DOG FUCKER SHIT SHITFUCKER BITCH AUTOFELLATIO BELLEND DIPSHIT ASSHAT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS OFF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS EAT MY SHIT! CUNT WALRUS SHIT BONER PEARL NECKLACE KIDDY FIDDLER EPIDIDYMIS COCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUGGER OFF SHITE TURD SLOPE DICK BRUSH MA TEETH STRAWBERRY ASS SUCK MY DICK THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS [EXPLETIVE] DICK CHICKEN RAPE CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK JACK OFF FUCK NUGGET YOU WANKER CRAPPY PISSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE BEAVER SHUT UP, MEG! COCK KIDDY FIDDLER TARTAR SAUCE SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT POMMIE ASS DISSIDENTS WIGGER BUDDHISM AMERICA ONLINE WANK HELL HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICK RECTUM RAIDER CUM FEWMETS QUEEF ON CRACK FUCKING A SHITHEAD FUCKING DOT HEAD SHITFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS POOPY FUCKTARD COCKSMOKER FUCKHEAD WALRUS SHIT FUCK YOU FUCKBAG TWAT SHITFUCKER INCEST FUCKFUCKFUCK FRIG PISS OFF BONER CROTCH SHIT ANAL WANK ASS FASCIST WIKIPEDIA COCK PISS ARTIST SHITTY FIRECROTCH FEWMETS DOUCHE CHIGGER BITCH CROTCH TURD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE 30 CASES OF PICKLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BALLS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FAG CRAPPY BOOBS SEMEN BUTT PIRATE JACKASS SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSHAT I WILL END YOU! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS OFF FUCK JIGGABOO THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT FRAK JAP FUCKING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOOBS CUNT ASSWIPE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MICK ORGASM ASS FUCKBAG PISS ARTIST FELLATIO PENISBIRD BITCH COCK BASTARD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA POOPY FUCKTARD FAGGOT PUSSY PICKANINNY YID MOTHERFUCKER JAP REDSKIN CHOAD DRAMA D'OH FUCK BOOBS WANKER COON CLUSTERFUCK CHICKEN FRIES CRAPMUNCHER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HELLFIRE 666 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY FREE ELECTIONS LAKE TITICACA ORGASM BUGGER CARPET MUNCHER YID WANK WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER TITS TITMOUSE LIMEY BUKKAKE FLYING FUCK DOT HEAD ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN ASS JOHNNY SHITFACE FUCK TOTAL LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PECKERHEAD TOWELHEAD UNICORNS MONKEY SHIT CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE TWAT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT DICKLICK HADJI GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITSKIN POMMIE ARSE TOURETTE'S IS FUN DICKFACE TURD FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER SEX SHITTY SHITE BLOWJOB FUCKING A GOD DAMN YOU WANKER I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND LIMEY TITTIES BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH JACKASS BITCH RAGHEAD THONG TASTER JIGGABOO ABO BIRD IN THE HOUSE JIGGABOO ASSHOLE BULLCRAP CUNT BONER ASS HORSE SHIT AOL IPs JERRY ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMMIT MALL SANTA DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE POLACK BUGFUCK HENTAI MICK JACKASS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR GRINGO DAMN IT FUCK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP NAZI CRAPPY SCRATCH! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BIGNOSE SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK FUCKING A FUCKER SHITTY CARPET MUNCHER SHITCUNTING JACKASS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DOM DeLUISE HORSE PENIS COCKSHITTER I WILL END YOU! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BALL SACK SHITFUCKER ASSFACE FUCKTARD PRICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSHAT CUNT SUCK MY DICK GENITALIA TITWANK SHITSLINGING YOU ASSHOLE TRANNY DICKHEAD WIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER CRAPPY PEDOPHILIA ARSE CHOAD GOD DAMN JACK OFF HORSE SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HAIL SATAN! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BEANER DYKE BONG SEMEN YOU WANKER DAGO CARPET MUNCHER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JIZZ HONKY FUCKING A HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUDDHIST MONK CARPET MUNCHER PENIS CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING D'OH BASTARD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DUNE COON DAMN BITCH AUTOFELLATIO CRACKER PISS ARTIST BIRD SHIT CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF COCKSHITTER FUCK OFF SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT CUNTSWILLING HOT GRITS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JOHNNY and with the ASS and his COLGATE of girraffes in which DICK while reading about PUSSY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BOLLOCKS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOOK