Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's RAPE'JOY'BUGFUCK'PISS OFF'DAMN'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'TRANNY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIECE OF SHIT, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ALF or PEARL NECKLACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken QUEEF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FLYING FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK YOU words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN IT utterFUCKance of socially ASSFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BRITNEY television programs to address FUCKBAG Tourette's syndrome.

CHIGGER Tourette's is FUCKFUCKFUCK not to be SHITTY confused with FUCK OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFACE random DAGO disorientation, culturally-CLEMEN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth AMERICAN SPELLING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PIGFUCKER language, CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGFUCK souvenir shoppes and massive TURD quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES CRAP garbage.

Darnit.

A JOHNNY Polite Note to the LAKE TITICACA Author:

The HORSE PENIS Tourette's I RAPE WALRUSES! Research Institute was HELL founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOATSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHUFF article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or AY-AY-AY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers FUCKHEAD swear. You can ASSFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 TV, for always focusing on the BOOBS bad side of a terrible FLAMING ASS BADGER thing.
• The main BRITNEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ORGASM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOBSHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FELCHING knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BALL SACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DONKEY DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKTARD school for POLAK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BONER sufferers to become AY-AY-AY manically depressed and CLEVELAND STEAMER commit JESUS FUCKING CHRIST suicide.
• There is no FUCKING A cure, and the PIG drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKTARD perodol" which caused my entire GIVING HEAD body to go FLYING RAT'S ASS numb and PUSSY basically made it NIGGA! worse than REBECCA BLACK it is without the NIPPLES drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKSTAIN tourette syndrome DOUCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK the MARGARET THATCHER public view of Tourettes as a "DAMNATION swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BIRD SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITCUNTING sorry for BOOBIES "hi-jacking" your FROG'S FAT ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a GANGBANG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLUSTERFUCK, and making fun of a ASS LICKER horrible disorder is (not) BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HOMO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. BULLSHIT Regards to Andrew [EXPLETIVE] Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The TIENANMEN SQUARE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING A punch him if you NIPPLES want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU WANKER saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIECE OF SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are [expletive deleted] and FUCK OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUCHEBAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TWO-INCH PENIS BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! PIECE OF SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIECE OF SHIT'S HOUSE

How TITTIES to FUCK cure SEX the JIGGABOO Tourette's BENCH PRESS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT is FUCKWIT following IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! these CHOAD rules BOOBIES in JAP order:

• 1: Avoid AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI immature HO little SCUMBAG kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING within TWISTY VAGINA 10 SLOPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT ASSFACE CLIT nor NAZI talk,
• 4: Tell ANAL yourself you HELL don't BULLSHIT have SIGMUND FREUD this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING WITH NASTY CUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHAKOPEE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIECE OF SHIT last straw COCKGOBLIN!

I fucking put ARSE' my comment at the TOP OF THE INBRED PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BALL SACK the TOP OF BULLSHIT THIS CHICKEN FRIES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NECROPHILIA offensive. FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIGFUCKER people who try KNOBJOCKEY to battle CUM'DAMN IT that tight-ass CUNNILINGUS 17-year-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JESSE McCARTNEY it now, but someone said NECROPHILIA' SHITE EAT MY SHIT!'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NAZI is a laughing ANAL matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCK Uncyclopedia, there are SHITBALLS articles FIST FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TITTYWANK stuff. So DOUCHING that means HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the CLIT first part too and BIRD SHIT talking about the RAT'S ASS letter that it's DICKHEAD mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what JACK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian MASTURBATION hi self COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT even made a really DILDO good point. "It's HOLY DUMB FUCK nothing more BUGFUCK from a head nod to a TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! knee tick". JAP. Which I'll add AUTOFELLATIO onto PIGFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POLACK suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BIGNOSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKER hilarious. If you PISS ARTIST Want facts, go on GRIS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITS be offended, don't read SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH the freaking WANK article anyway.

RAT'S ASS SEMEN DOUCHEBAG NICARAGUA FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING BUTT-HOLE MOCCASINS CUNT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST

CUNTRAG ASS FASCIST ASSFACE HADJI SHITCOCK CHENEY DIPSHIT ASSWIPE SHIT SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS MOLDY TITS HONKY FUCKWIT HORSE SHIT YOU SHITHEAD POOPOO CHOAD BITCH RAGHEAD SHITTY TUBA 666 FUCK OFF HORSE PENIS FUCKING A CUNT COCKSHITTER SPUNK BUGGER OFF TIT DIRT ANAL FUCKING DAMN RAT'S COCK FUCK FUCKER SHITFUCKER BEAVER SHITE RAT'S COCK FUCKING A SHIT MACACA WHORE CUNNILINGUS REDNECK ASSHOLE CUNT ASSWIPE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PEDOPHILIA SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO DICKLICK WETBACK WIGGER GRINGO I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITHEAD ORGASM POMMIE FUCKING A NEGRO VAGINA FUCK PISS ARTIST GRIS GOD DAMN CUNT SMEG SHIT BUNG-HOLE ABO HAIL SATAN! CLIT FUCKING JIGGABOO GRAPE PENIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JOHNNY CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL SHIT RECTUM RAIDER HOT GRITS MOZILLA FIREFOX TITTIES ASS LICKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NIPPLES NAZI CARPET MUNCHER GOD DAMN BASTARD CLIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SHITHEAD DOUCHE NAZI SHIT BOOBS HOLY DUMB FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHING BOOBS WANKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOLDY TITS ASSFACE BOOBS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSCRACK BEANER FUCKSTAIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH GRIS BEAVER DICK TITS INJUN DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT HADJI PUSSY SCUMBUCKET CUNTYMINTS REDSKIN TURD EAT MY SHIT! BONG ORGASM BUKKAKE WALRUS SHIT DOODIE HEAD SHITHEAD SHIT PISSHOLE DEVELOPERS! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSY BLUMPKIN CUNTSWILLING MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITCOCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BITCH GOD DAMMIT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! DAMN IT MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS DUNE COON ASS BEAVER I WILL KILL YOU! SEX ASSRAMMER FUCK YOU SHIT CUM FRAK WIENER CUNT PENIS CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SAMUEL L. JACKSON HOMO YOU WANKER REDSKIN ORGASM GOATSE MARGARET THATCHER RUSKIE DUMBASS WIENER LIMEY WIGGER TITTYWANK WIKIPEDIA PEARL NECKLACE NICARAGUA FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCKING BLUMPKIN MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN EPIDIDYMIS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNTBUCKET JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BASTARD FUCKER DAMN CLUSTERFUCK DICKWAD PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKSUCKER SCROTUM ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL JOCKEY YID CHING CHONG CHINK GOATSE PEEPEE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PEEPEE RAT'S ASS ASSFACE WOP GIVING HEAD DUMBASS TURD KNOBJOCKEY SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS FAG DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH DICK BUKKAKE WALRUS SHIT FRED PHELPS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DIPSHIT CUNTRAG DOUGHNUT PUNCHER EPIDIDYMIS ORGASM [EXPLETIVE] FUCKHEAD CUNT CRAPPER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MONKEY BALLS PRICK JACKASS TUBA BOB SAGET RAPE FOUR-EYES MASTURBATION GOBSHITE COMMUNION WAFER ASS HENTAI TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE FUCKING A I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS ARTIST TENTACLE RAPE WIGGER PISS SHIT LIKE A HORSE EAT MY SHIT! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POLACK ASSHAT NIGGER SHITSLINGING SPUNK SHITFACE SHITE BEAVER SEX DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN CLIT CARPET MUNCHER FUCK TURD FLAMING ASS BADGER COCK BULLSHIT BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS TRANNY TITTYWANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITWANK ASSHAT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! BALL SACK SHITTY FUCKBAG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FELCHING CUNT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 NIGGER ASS PORCH MONKEY PISS ARTIST FROG WALRUS SHIT ASSFACE SHITE O CANADA ASS DARTH VADER FUCK CHUFF TWAT BALLS 30 CASES OF PICKLES SEMEN FUCKER BELLEND PISS ARTIST BUNG-HOLE JACK OFF DICKHEAD TRANNY CUNT JACK OFF FELLATIO EDITABLE DYK FUCK DYKE GREASER ASSHOLE BUGGER OFF CUNNILINGUS HELL CUNTRAG CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG MASTURBATION PRICK SON OF A BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA PUSSYLICKER CAMEL FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT SPIC WIENER FUCKING MOCCASINS PISS FEMADOM [expletive deleted] TAMPONS SUITCASE PENIS TITTIES CROTCH DONKEY DICK POLACK JIZZ LOGJAMMER SHITHEAD GOD DAMN CUNT PEARL NECKLACE DILDO KRAUT FUCKING PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ART METAL PRODUCTS BONG ASSWIPE NIGGER FUCKING A SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY MARGARET THATCHER COON BLUMPKIN KNOBJOCKEY FAGGOT CUNT BLUE PENIS! PISS ARTIST PUSSYLICKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! MILF REDNECK TESTICLE CHOKE VENEREAL DISEASE BEAVER GO HOME AND DIE MONKEY SHIT FALSE BENSON DOUCHE WANK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ORGASM EDITABLE DYK WIGGER WANK INBRED VAGINA CUNT BOON DUMBASS MOCCASINS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BONER FRITZ MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS BEAVER ARSE BITCH PRICK GOATSE SEX MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTBUCKET SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD WILLY WONKA NIGGER FELCHMONKEY CUNTING ASSCRACK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCKWIT LOLCAT FELCHMONKEY YOUR MOM MONKEY BALLS TITWANK SHITTY TAMPON IN MY ASS RAPE INCEST DICKFACE JACK OFF BASTARD WILLY WONKA ASSRAPING PORCUPINE'S BALLS GIVING HEAD BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FASHION BUG MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT DICKFACE CHIGGER BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD CLIT DYKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TIMBER NIGGER SHITE KIDDY FIDDLER HELL DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER BEAVER JIZZ BLUMPKIN WANK SCROTUM PISS NAZI JIGGABOO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PUSSY CLUSTERFUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JACKASS SHIT TITS DAMN SCROTUM DAMN JOHNNY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAT'S COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUNG-HOLE DOUCHEBAG HELL BUGFUCK QUEEF WANK GOBSHITE CUM FIRECROTCH CHIGGER FLYING FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE HOSER TITS TITTIES SIGMUND FREUD DICKHEAD WANK DICKHEAD JACK ABRAMOFF PUSSYLICKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARSE SEMEN CUNT TITS JACKASS BONER SHITTY PISS OFF GO HOME AND DIE DAMN DAMN PENIS GIVING HEAD MOLDY TITS FLYING FUCK FEWMETS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSFACE GOBSHITE GOD DAMN VAGINA SHITSLIDE ASSWIPE NICARAGUA PIG TURD FROG'S FAT ASS JAP CUM STEVE BALLMER PENIS DOUCHING SHAKOPEE SHITE BRUSH MA TEETH ASS FASCIST SAND NIGGER WANK CHOAD SUCK MY DICK DICKWAD JIZZ SHUT UP, MEG! JIGGABOO INBRED RUSTY TROMBONE SHITHEAD DAMN SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS SHIT ADMINS ARE GAY WANKSPLAT TITS & DICKS FUCKER ANAL ASSCRACK JACK OFF FUCKING ASS DAMN WIGGER PIGFUCKER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKFACE FUCKWIT NICARAGUA SHIT PUSSY OH SHI– PISS OFF GENITALIA SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT TOSSER SHIT FLYING FUCK WANK FUCKER GRIS SLOPE CHIGGER GIVING HEAD FELLATIO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK GENITALIA FUCK OFF MILF CLIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JACKASS BALL SACK BLOWJOB REDNECK ASSHAT VAGINA BITCH DOG FUCKER GOD DAMMIT TITWANK CONDOMS GOD DAMMIT FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKHEAD TITWANK COMMUNIST DILDO VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH BITCH DAMN PEDOPHILIA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK WIKIPEDIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BIRD SHIT FOUR-EYES MONKEY SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS BEANER SON OF A BITCH CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BULLSHIT ORGASM CHINK JIZZ SHITE HORSE SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCKSUCKER SHITHEAD CHOAD SEMPRINI DAMN IT MILF BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH STEVE BALLMER CUNT BASTARD BLISTERING BARNACLES CLEVELAND STEAMER DOG SHIT DARTH VADER YOU WANKER JIZZ I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH POLACK MARCH OF FLAMES ASSHAT NIGGER TITS BONER CHING CHONG CHINK MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SOD OFF DICK AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS BULLSHIT EMO HO MILF SHITSKIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENISFUCK DICKWAD CHIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA BEAVER CRAPMUNCHER BUNG-HOLE SACRAMENTO DICK CRAPMUNCHER WANK BALL SACK SMEG COON PEEPEE BELLEND DAMN SHITFACE WHORE BLUMPKIN DONALD RUMSFELD SAGGY TITS ASS SHIT JACKASS FUCKHEAD POLAK SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD HELL HELL DOUCHE BALLS SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE PISS ARTIST BUGGER ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE THONG TASTER GOD DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE SHITHEAD DICKHEAD KAFFIR DICKHEAD SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK CUNT FROG DAMN IT FUCKWIT QUEEF GOD DAMN SHITE FUCKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT CARPET MUNCHER DAMN WIKIPEDIA ASS PIG FRIG CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT TITS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOG SHIT LET'S SHIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD ORGASM PRICK EPIDIDYMIS ASSWIPE TESTICLE CHOKE PUNANI CUM BELLEND BUTTFUCKER SUCK MY COCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE THIS IS SPARTA! COCKSUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD MALL SANTA COCK ABO I'LL RAPE YOU SPUNK CUNNILINGUS CUNTBUCKET FUCKING BASEBALL SON OF A BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG HORSE SHIT CUNNILINGUS NEGRO JACKASS FUCKING CROTCH BONER DOM DeLUISE CONAN O'BRIAN BASTARD BAT FUCK INSANE DICKLICK CHICKEN FRIES CUNT FUCKING BASEBALL COCK CUNTYMINTS HOSER CUNTRAG BONER DICKFACE TITTIES FROG FLYING FUCK SOD CUNT RAPE BONER NIGGER TITS SHITFUCKER COCKSTUFFER SEMPRINI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH HELL BASTARD MALARKY SPUNK CAMEL FUCKER FRITZ FUCKWIT YOU WANKER BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HO O KURWA! CROTCH FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FIRECROTCH DILDO DARTH VADER YOU WANKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME TIT DIRT SOD OFF TURD HELLFIRE COCKGOBLIN CHUFF SOD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSFACE FLYING FUCK BONG POLACK BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD COCKSMOKER EPIDIDYMIS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT TOSSER MILF WANK DOG FUCKER TOWELHEAD POOPY GOD DAMMIT HADJI TWAT DALAI LAMA ASS ASSFACE NIGGER [expletive deleted] D'OH ASSWIPE DOUCHING SHITBALLS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TAFFY WANKSPLAT PRICK CUNTBUCKET FLYING FUCK KIKE INJUN HENTAI ASSCRACK FUCK WANK ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN FUCK OFF BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT SUGARTITS CLUSTERFUCK BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH CHENEY JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHING SHOOP DA WHOOP DAMN IT COCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SOD OFF ASSHOLE NIGNOG COON DOUCHEBAG SHITCUNTING FUCK TWAT DONKEY DICK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JESSE McCARTNEY URINE-GARGLING GOD DAMMIT HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK COCKSHITTER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TWISTY VAGINA EAT MY SHIT! REDNECK ANAL DIABETES BALLS FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE TITS & DICKS BASTARD DICKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK CAMEL FUCKER HOSER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSLIDE JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITTY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DUNE COON GRAPE PENIS SON OF A BITCH QUEEF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RICK MORANIS DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITTY DEVELOPERS! BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS BEAVER CHING CHONG CHINK HEAVEN HELL RUSKIE PEARL NECKLACE FUCK FRENCH TICKLER TWAT HELL SHITTY BLISTERING BARNACLES AUTOFELLATIO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HOSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I RAPE WALRUSES! CHOAD KISSER HELLFIRE SHITTY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSHOLE ASS GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST JERK OFF MICK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI NECROPHILIA FUCKING BASEBALL PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS POLAK SOD FRITZ FUCKHEAD INBRED SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CLEMEN HELLFIRE PUSSY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HOMO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA THONG TASTER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS JUSTIN BIEBER SLOPE BASTARD TITWANK JOHN ELWAY DICK GOD DAMMIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PENIS DICKHEAD BELGIUM BASTARD MICK SHITSLINGING CUNT PENIS CROTCH BITCH ASSHAT SHITTY JACKASS SHITFUCKER PRICK TOSSER FUCK NUGGET NEGRO MALARKY JIGGABOO AUTOFELLATIO CUNT RAT'S COCK HELL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKFACE CUNT PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK HELL POOPY FELLATIO CONDOMS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GARBAGE DAY! ASSCRACK POLESMOKER CLUSTERFUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POMMIE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SCUMBUCKET DICKLICK SHIT PISS SCROTUM GOATSE POLESMOKER O KURWA! BUTT-HEAD BONER FUCKING A JACKASS POLAK STEVE BALLMER AUTOFELLATIO BLISTERING BARNACLES BONER BUTT PIRATE DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT TITS DIPSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTY ANAL DIABETES PENIS LICK PUSSY

Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHINK and with the GIVING HEAD and his FUCK of girraffes in which ANAL while reading about MOCCASINS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BOLLOCKS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POMMIE