Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK OFF'MOTHERFUCKER'BUGFUCK'TOTAL'PENIS'IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK'SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder COCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BASTARD, sudden DUMBASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS OFF or FUCKWIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RUSKIE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AMERICA ONLINE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSEBADGERS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WIENER JIGGABOO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HELLFIRE utterFUCKance of socially FUCKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first VAGINA television programs to address GOD DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's is YOU WANKER not to be DOT HEAD confused with ARSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUGGER OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WILLY WONKA random SHIT disorientation, culturally-TITTYWANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FIST FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SONNY BILL WILLIAMS language, DIPSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HORSE SHIT CUNT CRAPPER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive GRINGO quantities DOUCHETITS of ANAL DIABETES NECROPHILIA garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSFACE Polite Note to the FELCHING Author:

The BITCH Tourette's NECROPHILIA Research Institute was PICKANINNY founded to THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NECROPHILIA article WILLY WONKA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POLACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT LAPPER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITSLINGING Tourrette's sufferers PISS OFF swear. You can ALEX TREBEK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWAT TV, for always focusing on the WOP bad side of a terrible FUCKING A thing.
• The main WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ABO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SMEG knee DICK CHICKEN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TURD school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKBAG sufferers to become COCKING FUCKBOROUGH manically depressed and WIENER commit TITTYWANK suicide.
• There is no FUCK YOU cure, and the FAGGOT drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKSHITTER tics often have adverse PISS ARTIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKSTAIN perodol" which caused my entire ORGASM body to go FELCHING numb and POLAK basically made it NIGGA! worse than INCEST it is without the NEGRO drug.

I am an active member of a SHITCUNTING tourette syndrome IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT LAPPER the TENTACLE RAPE public view of Tourettes as a "HATE HATE HAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOZILLA FIREFOX much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICKFACE sorry for BOLLOCKS "hi-jacking" your CHING CHONG CHINK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANKER this that really CLEVELAND STEAMER annoys me. I am working towards a TRANNY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHING CHONG CHINK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT, and making fun of a FAGGOT horrible disorder is (not) PORCH MONKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HADJI time.

Best SHITFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WOODPECKERSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. ASSWIPE Regards to Andrew VAGINA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The I RAPE WALRUSES! bastard who wrote this article. You can PEARL NECKLACE punch him if you JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK IN A BOX saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my MAMA MIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BASTARD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANK and MOTHERFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JIZZ music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFACE BAND WITH 4 FUCKWIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAGO HORSE! BASTARD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BASTARD'S HOUSE

How BUTTFUCKER to BLESSED DAMN SAINT cure FUCKING the DAGO Tourette's POOPOO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment I'LL RAPE YOU for MONKEY BALLS Tourette's DICK TITS Syndrome FUCK is I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL following ANUSCAKE these DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! rules PORCUPINE'S BALLS in AUTOFELLATIO order:

• 1: Avoid MY ANUS IS BLEEDING immature BIRD IN THE HOUSE little HORSE PENIS kids,
• 2: Count to BUTTFUCKER within MY ANUS IS BLEEDING 10 BUGGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NEGRO WANK ASSWIPE nor DYKE talk,
• 4: Tell SHITSLINGING yourself you I WILL END YOU! don't BALL SACK have CLUSTERFUCK this BELGIUM disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE WITH NASTY JOHNNY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HENTAI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BASTARD last straw ROSIE O'DONNELL!

I fucking put FAG' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ORGASM the TOP OF PISS THIS [expletive deleted] ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BIRD SHIT offensive. FUCKING. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FLYING FUCK people who try SEX to battle SMEG'OSCAR WILDE IS GAY that tight-ass PEARL NECKLACE 17-year-CC PLZ—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find EMO it now, but someone said BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS!' BUTT PIRATE CHRISTHUMPER'NI on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CRAPMUNCHER is a laughing PEARL NECKLACE matter. Plus there PRICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SCUMBAG Uncyclopedia, there are RUSTY TROMBONE articles MOZILLA FIREFOX about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NAZI stuff. So GOD DAMMIT that means RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU first part too and SHITE talking about the MASTURBATION letter that it's SHITE mocking (what CUNTYMINTS letter? I don't even know what TITWANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian WANK hi self DOUGHNUT PUNCHER even made a really JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE good point. "It's PEDOPHILIA nothing more SPANK THE MONKEY from a head nod to a BUKKAKE knee tick". BASTARD. Which I'll add FASHION BUG onto REBECCA BLACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SEMEN suffer that BUGGER OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICK TITS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GO COUNT YOUR DICK be, because if I were a CUNNILINGUS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BORDER HOPPER hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANK be offended, don't read O KURWA! the freaking SCUMBUCKET article anyway.

SACRAMENTO FUCKWIT BALL SACK DOUCHEBAG RAT'S ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JOHNNY JOHNNY CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST BALLS

PISS BOOBS GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN FELCHING CRAPMUNCHER HELL COLGATE BATHING SUIT AREA SHITE SHITFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HONKY PORCH MONKEY MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO CUNT DOUCHEBAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS ARTIST ROSIE O'DONNELL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE [Insert swear here] BANGKOK BUTTFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL NIGGER YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD TITS & DICKS BELLEND HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING JUMP! WALRUS SHIT DILDO SHITFACE REBECCA BLACK [expletive deleted] DILDO FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK FUCK OFF ASSHAT BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER QUEEF TITTIES NEGRO QUEEF WANKSPLAT FUCKER BUTTFUCKER DOUCHING PENIS ON A STICK RAT'S COCK PENIS OH SHI– SUCK MY COCK SHITCOCK FAGGOT BUKKAKE GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING SCROTUM FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GIVING HEAD HELL CUNT ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING FROG FUCKTARD ASSWIPE TAMPON IN MY ASS TITS QUEEF FUCK OFF HELL DAMN SOD OFF CRACKER WOP COCK SHITFUCKER CRAP JERRY CUNTRAG DUNE COON DAMN DAMN FUCK A DUCK CANNED QUOTE WANK PISSHOLE WANKER CROTCH PISSHOLE FRITZ LOLCAT NIPPLES CLIT DAMN DONALD RUMSFELD DOODIE HEAD SUCK MY DICK CAMEL JOCKEY TURD WANK BASTARD PISSHOLE WANK PRICK BAT FUCK INSANE WIENER ASSHAT DAMN IT JACKASS PISS OFF MY ASS YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS RAPE TITTYWANK FUCK PEDOPHILIA TAMPONS BITCH COCK PEDOPHILIA WIENER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN CHICKEN SHIT TAMPONS WHORE TIT DIRT CUNTRAG BUGFUCK MUGABE HAS AIDS CUNT FUCK LICK PUSSY DUMBASS MILF POLESMOKER SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH POMMIE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN ASS FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BULLSHIT JAP FUCKBAG SHIT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE JIGGABOO JACKASS SHIT BUKKAKE GYPSY SHITHEAD DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE PECKERHEAD MONKEY BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SCROTUM FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD YID AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY ASSCRACK MACACA DIPSHIT DICK FELLATIO BALL SACK DICKLICK NIGGER DAMNATION CLUSTERFUCK ARSE BITCH PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO TWO-INCH PENIS CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY GOOK D'OH AAAAAAAAA! FUCK OFF SOD OFF WETBACK SHITBALLS JOHNNY BLISTERING BARNACLES BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TIMBER NIGGER HORSE SHIT RICK MORANIS CHUFF STRAWBERRY ASS VAGINA DAMN CROTCH JERK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I WILL END YOU! YID FUCK ABO SHIT SON OF A BITCH GOBSHITE CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN ASSHAT MONKEY BALLS PENIS ON A STICK SHITSLINGING HORSE SHIT BASTARD GOOK JACKASS JOHN SMILEY FACE FROG BUGGER OFF PISS BONER SON OF A BITCH HELL BULLSHIT HADJI DIRTY SANCHEZ FELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE CUNT MASTURBATION FRITZ SHITE FUCKING DICKFACE POTTYMOUTH HELLFIRE ABO DYKE SAGGY TITS CHOAD RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FENCE JUMPER JOHN SMILEY FACE DONKEY DICK DAMNATION QUEEF RAGHEAD SUCK MY DICK JACKASS FUCK AAAAAAAAA! TITS FUCKWIT COCK DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF YOU SUCK BALLS HELL FUCKSTAIN SHITTY GRIS PORCH MONKEY POLACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUM NECROPHILIA BITCH ASS GO HOME AND DIE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WANKER DOUCHING FENCE JUMPER I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH SHITTY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MASTURBATION FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK RAT'S COCK BRUSH MA TEETH CUM SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT TACO CUNT YOU WANKER BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER DICKFACE SEMPRINI MOCKIE PISS WETBACK JACKASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FELLATIO SAMUEL L. JACKSON MILF MOCKIE DAMN TIMBER NIGGER BIRD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKFACE SEMPRINI PICKANINNY FUCKBAG INBRED NEGRO CHIGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS O CANADA BRITNEY SUCK A BIG DICK SHITE MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY JIZZ YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD DUMBASS PENIS HELL COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUGFUCK GOD DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE RAT'S ASS suck my mothers GYPSY COON THONG TASTER SPIC COCKGOBLIN PRICK DICKLICK SHIT YID WHORE YOGHURT CANNON CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT BLUMPKIN FUCKWIT DICKHEAD EUROIPODS GRAPE PENIS [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCK YOU CLUSTERFUCK WANKER TITS & DICKS CAMEL JOCKEY DUMBASS BASTARD POOPOO NIPPLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHUT UP, MEG! CUNT HOT GRITS WANKSPLAT ASSWIPE HELL POLACK RAT'S COCK JIZZ VAGINA SHITFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAPFUCKER BASTARD DUMBASS CHIGGER GOD DAMN TWAT WETBACK I WILL END YOU! BASTARD PISS ARTIST CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN WIGGER BOOBS FLYING FUCK DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JOHN ELWAY GRUE RAPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUCHE DILDO JENKEM TITS ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SOD OFF ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT VAGINA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSFACE FUCKHEAD DAGO POOPOO FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN MICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FELCHMONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK JOHN ELWAY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PENIS RAT'S COCK BLOWJOB FUCKFACE SPUNK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS PISSHOLE ASS RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD NORTH KOREA DOUCHEBAG CONAN O'BRIAN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK P'KANG DILDO D'OH BOLLOCKS FIRECROTCH SHIT CRACKER JACKASS SHITSLINGING GIVING HEAD WANKSPLAT LET'S SHIT CUNT FELLATIO BRUSH MA TEETH I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAGO CUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD NAZI BUGGER OFF BITCH CHOAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP MARGARET THATCHER GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT CUM [Insert silly non-swear here] TALK PAGES DAMN ASSFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLEMEN JERK OFF TACO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN ASSHOLE MACACA PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK BOOBS BUGGER ASSHAT I WILL END YOU! GOOK WANK TITWANK FUCKING TITTIES BELLEND FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT HONKY CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT FELLATIO HOT GRITS WETBACK PISSHOLE GREASER HEIL HITLER! INBRED TITWANK FIST FUCK PRICK FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM CUNTBUCKET CRAPMUNCHER SHITE SHITSKIN FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE CRACKER PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT GRINGO BELGIUM ASS NORTH KOREA MARGARET THATCHER BIGNOSE SHITPISSER REDNECK GOD DAMMIT STRAWBERRY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD SHITSKIN WETBACK CHIGGER PIECE OF SHIT SAGGY TITS HAIL SATAN! SHITE TWAT BOB SAGET YOU WANKER DICKFACE BANGKOK CUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK YOU FUCKING OH SHI– YOGHURT CANNON BITCH CHRISTHUMPER FROG'S FAT ASS JENKEM OH SHI– TITMOUSE PISS OFF DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER NIGNOG FEMADOM SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGNOG DOUCHING SHIT BITCH FUCK OFF SPRINKLES BITCH NEOPETS TURD FROG'S FAT ASS GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMN FUCKFACE WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK OFF DONALD RUMSFELD TESTICLE CHOKE JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHE NAZI SEX BUKKAKE NICARAGUA PISSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS CHAV POTTYMOUTH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SMILES CHINK ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD FUCK A DUCK DICKLICK SHITSKIN TAFFY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT CONDOMS FRAK 4CHAN CHIGGER DICK TITS GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT PUSSY FRAK MOLDY TITS SUCK MY COCK TITWANK TURD TAMPONS GOD DAMN POO POO BLOWJOB 1984 ASSCRACK BEAVER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT HEIL HITLER! DAMN SHITHEAD CUNT DILDO JUSTIN BIEBER NIPPLES CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMMIT DAMN SHITFUCKER SHITE MALARKY CLIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH BITCH I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST TURD FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER GOATSE POLACK GIVING HEAD JOHN ELWAY SON OF A BITCH GO HOME AND DIE SHIT FUCKHEAD DOUCHE GOBSHITE BORDER HOPPER REDNECK DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNNILINGUS TOWELHEAD JUMPING JESUS!!! PUSSYLICKER ANUSCAKE ASSHOLE FRIG CLIT TWAT GENITALIA PISS ARTIST SHITFACE DAMN IT suck my mothers FRAK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CAMEL JOCKEY RAGHEAD BOOBS MARGARET THATCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS INCEST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK ASS TURD WARNER MUSIC GROUP SPIC ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT WINDOWS VISTA MACACA POLAK SEX INBRED 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITSLINGING MARY WHITEHOUSE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT FUCK YOU CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS CRAP BUNG-HOLE MALL SANTA BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WINDOWS VISTA NORTH KOREA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUGGER ANUSCAKE SON OF A BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKFACE CONDOMS GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK TITS BUGGER CLIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE OLD CHRIST OF A BASTARD TITWANK JACKASS DICK TITS TIMBER NIGGER POMMIE HORSE SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKFACE NIGGER COON PISS ARTIST SHIT WANK WIENER DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE DAMN SON OF A BITCH JACKASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ANAL DIABETES BRUSH MA TEETH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MASTURBATION BONER FLYING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT HADJI ASS CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE QUEEF FELLATIO DILDO CHING CHONG CHINK CAMEL FUCKER SHIT INBRED WIENER CLEMEN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PISS OFF DICK [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COON RAGHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK DICK I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! HIGH WAGES FRITZ BUTTFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK RAGHEAD GOD DAMMIT EAT MY SHIT! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HEIL HITLER! TOSSER FUCKER BEAVER SAGGY TITS MOCCASINS SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG ASSFACE SHITHEAD CUNT BELLEND BALLS INBRED ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTERFUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BATMAN & ROBIN COCK DICKHEAD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE PEDOPHILIA WANK CLUSTERFUCK BOB SAGET PISS ARTIST DAMN VAGINA DONKEY DICK FELCHING ROSIE O'DONNELL SHAKOPEE WOP EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLCRAP BULLSHIT CHIGGER ASSRAPING SHIT BLOWJOB REDNECK BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKING CUNTBUCKET PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUTT PIRATE DOUCHING CARPET MUNCHER ASSFACE PRICK PISSHOLE FELLATIO TAMPONS ANAL DIABETES KIDDY FIDDLER CONAN O'BRIAN CUNTSWILLING CRAPMUNCHER INBRED FUCKBAG BULLCRAP TURD BIRD SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE HENTAI BENSON SUCKS pen0r BUGFUCK BOOBS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BITCH ORGASM MASTURBATION PORCH MONKEY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DICKLICK FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKLICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHIT FIRECROTCH FUCK OFF MOSES PISS MARY WHITEHOUSE ORGASM ASSCRACK WHITE RIGHTS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHIGGER DAMN LUV SHITTY WEHATEMARIO TIENANMEN SQUARE HELLFUCKER ASS BITCH WANK TWAT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH BOOBS WANK GOD DAMMIT JACKASS CLIT SHITE ORGASM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCK BALLS BALLS HONKY DICKLICK DOT HEAD DICK SHITSLINGING TWISTY VAGINA ASS NIPPLES NICARAGUA HOLY DUMB FUCK FELCHMONKEY FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER NICARAGUA FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF and with the MARGARET THATCHER and his FUCK of girraffes in which CROTCH while reading about MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CLUSTERFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BALLS