Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TUBA'HENTAI'HI, BILLY MAYS HERE'suck my mothers'ASSCRACK'IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!'DOUCHE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COMMUNION WAFER neurochemical FUCK disorder BEAVER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid pen0r, sudden FUCKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or WANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKSTAIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WOODPECKERSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DYKE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK POLACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMN utterFUCKance of socially SCRATCH! GROUNDER! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CC PLZ television programs to address AMERICAN SPELLING Tourette's syndrome.

GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Tourette's is PEARL NECKLACE not to be RICK MORANIS confused with TOSSER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUTT PIRATE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNTSWILLING random SUCK COCKS IN HELL! disorientation, culturally-FUCKFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YOU language, FOUR-EYES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIKIPEDIA souvenir shoppes and massive SHITBALLS quantities ASSWIPE of ANAL DIABETES TAMPON IN MY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Polite Note to the FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER Author:

The RAT'S COCK Tourette's TAMPON IN MY ASS Research Institute was CHINK founded to GIVING HEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BAT FUCK INSANE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article CUNTRAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WANK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or D'OH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BAD MOTHERFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JUNGLE BUNNY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Tourrette's sufferers ART METAL PRODUCTS swear. You can CUM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JACKASS TV, for always focusing on the URINE-GARGLING bad side of a terrible SUCK COCKS IN HELL! thing.
• The main FUCKSTAIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CONSENSUS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DARTH VADER knee AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRIG school for SHITSLINGING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TRANNY sufferers to become DUMBASS manically depressed and FUCKING commit CLUSTERFUCK suicide.
• There is no BELLEND cure, and the AMERICA ONLINE drugs that are available to, "calm" the NIPPLES tics often have adverse BUGGER OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WALRUS SHIT perodol" which caused my entire AUTOFELLATIO body to go FUCKING FUCKFUCKER numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than RUSTY TROMBONE it is without the COCKSTUFFER drug.

I am an active member of a PISS ARTIST tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the FLYING FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING A swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENISBIRD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BASTARD sorry for 666 "hi-jacking" your CAUCASIANS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JOHNNY this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELLFUCKER, and making fun of a NICARAGUA horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HOMO time.

Best LAKE TITICACA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIENANMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMMIT Regards to Andrew FRAK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The FROG'S FAT ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS punch him if you ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TWAT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my FUCK NUGGET intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine pen0r Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANK and HAIL SATAN! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) POWERSHIT BAND WITH 4 BOOBS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BANGKOK HORSE! pen0r IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO pen0r'S HOUSE

How ASSHAT to BOOBS cure DAMN IT the BUKKAKE Tourette's HOLY DUMB FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COON for COON Tourette's COCK Syndrome TOSSER is DAMN IT following PEEPEE these FIRECROTCH rules ASSHAT in HONKY order:

• 1: Avoid DOG SHIT immature FIRECROTCH little CUNNILINGUS kids,
• 2: Count to DICK IN A BOX within POLACK 10 CRAPFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOATSE FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER nor CHINK talk,
• 4: Tell SHITCUNTING yourself you CUNT don't SEX have JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS this DILDO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DIPSHIT WITH NASTY RUSTY TROMBONE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAT'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the pen0r last straw RAPE!

I fucking put GOAT DICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE GRAPE PENIS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF CLEMEN THIS CUNTRAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INCEST offensive. WHORE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK A DUCK people who try FUCKSTAIN to battle GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS'DOG SHIT that tight-ass REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE 17-year-HOMO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BLOWJOB it now, but someone said THONG TASTER' IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HELL'CUNTRAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CAMEL JOCKEY is a laughing RAT'S COCK matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BAD MOTHERFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are MOTHERFUCKER articles ASSRAPING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PUNANI stuff. So CLUSTERFUCK that means FUCKHEAD stop getting mad at the PEARL NECKLACE first part too and SHITE talking about the WIENER letter that it's CUNTBUCKET mocking (what ASS letter? I don't even know what JIGGABOO the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN IT hi self CAPTAIN CRUNCH even made a really BALL SACK good point. "It's PISS ARTIST nothing more POLAK from a head nod to a DOODIE HEAD knee tick". FUCKING. Which I'll add DAMN IT onto ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKTARD suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SLOPE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUGFUCK be, because if I were a COCKSMOKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS hilarious. If you JAP Want facts, go on STEVE BALLMER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACK OFF be offended, don't read FELCHING the freaking ASSHAT article anyway.

DOUCHE NAZI FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS FUCK BIRD SHIT FLYING FUCK DICKLICK O CANADA PISS ARTIST TOWELHEAD

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BALLS COCKSTUFFER COCK BUGFUCK YUKY DOODY TIENANMEN SQUARE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING POLAK PEDOPHILIA PICKANINNY 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKSTAIN BEAVER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES YID DICKFACE MILF BRITNEY BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CHRISTHUMPER SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK FIST FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ BEAVER WOP LOGJAMMER PUNANI SHIT NIHILISM POLESMOKER DOUCHE HAIL SATAN! INJUN AMERICA ONLINE DAMMIT CRAPPY O KURWA! PISSHOLE TOTAL FREE ELECTIONS SHITTY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT TITTIES ASS LICKER DONKEY DICK BUGGER TOWELHEAD PRICK ASSCRACK ANAL SHITHEAD SHIT ASSHAT BUTT-HOLE WANK MARCH OF FLAMES PENIS HITLER JACK ABRAMOFF CLUSTERFUCK PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT ASSCRACK BALLS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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MINORITIES MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI GOBSHITE WIKIPEDIA RULES CHICKEN FRIES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKSTAIN NAZI ARSE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAT'S COCK SHIT FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOD POLACK DAMN IT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT CHIGGER JIZZ ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PENISPENISPENIS!!! SLOPE RAT'S COCK DAMN SHAKOPEE THIS IS SPARTA! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MONKEY SHIT CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST DICK CHICKEN HELL RAGHEAD CHRISTHUMPER MOLDY TITS [expletive deleted] VANDAL YOU SUCK BALLS SHITBALLS VAGINA POOPOO BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKBAG PISS ARTIST BUGFUCK BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER DONKEY DICK ASSBANDIT PENIS TITS & DICKS CLUSTERFUCK SHITSLINGING DUMBASS DICKHEAD DAMN IT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS LAKE TITICACA SHITCUNTING NIGGER HUMAN RIGHTS MOCKIE TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSFACE SHIT LIKE A HORSE DEVELOPERS! HEIL HITLER! YOU WANKER DICKLICK BASTARD DAMN GANGBANG I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT WANK DICKFACE CHIGGER BULLSHIT SUNSHINE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY FUCK YOU ARSE ASS LICKER FUCKTARD SEX SON OF A BITCH BOOBS POTTYMOUTH FUCKING GIVING HEAD JACKASS GRINGO MOTHERFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE CHOAD PAKI ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT TOSSER SHITFACE FUCKFACE TWAT ASSHOLE CRAP FUCKER SHIT FUCK BOOBS ASSHAT BIRD SHIT NIGGER GOD DAMMIT CC PLZ SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE MONKEY SHIT BEANER HONKY MALARKY DOT HEAD DOUCHING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK YOU FELCHING FUCK OFF YOU WANKER WANK BUTTFUCKER SHITTY SCUMBUCKET CRAP ON A STICK DONKEY DICK DOG SHIT BITCH BASEBALL CUNTSWILLING CHIGGER CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST SHITTY RADIO FREE LUNCH CUM I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTSWILLING DICK CHICKEN FUCK YOU SHITTY FUCKBAG BUTT PIRATE SHITSKIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUKKAKE POWERSHIT ASS WILLY WONKA HELL SHITE SHITFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK PENIS ON A BUN GARBAGE DAY! 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DOM DeLUISE FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF JIGGABOO SHIT TITTIES DICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU TIMBER NIGGER MINORITIES FELCHING BOLLOCKS BITCH WIKIPEDIA MOCKIE ORGASM PRICK WIKIPEDIA ASS LIMEY CUNT [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN DICKFACE PIG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CRAP CUNTBUCKET RUSTY TROMBONE WIGGER HELL FUCK SNUFF PORN BUTT-HOLE JOHN ELWAY BOB SAGET COCK ASS JERK OFF ALEX TREBEK TOWELHEAD GANGBANG WANK ARSEBADGERS CHIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BONER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL INCEST INCEST HAIL SATAN! SEX GOD DAMMIT SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT FOUR-EYES FELLATIO NAZI POLAK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST BIRD SHIT CLUSTERFUCK GOOK MOTHERFUCKER DAMNATION BITCH YOU WANKER CUM ASS BOOBS BASTARD NAZI BEAVER BITCH CHINK PAKI MONKEY SHIT BUTT-HOLE LAKE TITICACA FELCHING BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA DUNE COON FUCKING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COMMUNIST DILDO ARSE O KURWA! CUNT INBRED FLYING FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKHEAD FUCK OFF DICK YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS HORSE SHIT WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS JAP CUNTING ASSCRACK MONKEY SHIT CUNTRAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GRIS ASSFACE WALRUS SHIT BUTT-HEAD FUCKSTAIN BONG COCKSMOKER BUTTFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PRICK D'OH BAD MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY ASSWIPE JACKASS BOON YOU TURD FRIG suck my mothers ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA INBRED FLYING FUCK SAND NIGGER JACK OFF O KURWA! TURD FUCKHEAD GOATSE DOG SHIT BALLS DUMBASS FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS ABO DAMN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SMEG MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKTARD FUCKING BASEBALL DAMMIT ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFUCKER BELGIUM BLUMPKIN FLYING FUCK NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER GIVING HEAD CHRIS CHAN POWERSHIT BITCH DICKFACE CRAP PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMMIT NIGGER JERRY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT [expletive deleted] SHITBALLS DICKFACE GOAT DICK FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUM FUCKTARD HELLFUCKER FUCK DAMN DOM DeLUISE FIRECROTCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PENISFUCK YOU WANKER NEOPETS DONKEY PUNCHER KIKE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MOTHERFUCKER SHIT GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE NAZI RAT'S ASS PUSSY ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SLOPE RAPE CHAV PISSHOLE RAPE CHIGGER WIGGER CUNT LAPPER DICKFACE GREASER CLIT FASHION BUG YID SHITE SHITFACE FRED PHELPS TAFFY PORCH MONKEY PEARL NECKLACE DAMN LIMEY CUNT LOLCAT SCUMBAG ASS LICKER ANAL DIABETES CUM SUCK MY COCK BITCH WALRUS SHIT CUNTBUCKET LOLCAT BOLLOCKS DOT HEAD JIZZ FUCKER SUITCASE PENIS I WILL END YOU! TAMPONS VAGINA TOWELHEAD TITWANK BASTARD CROTCH SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSHOLE DALAI LAMA BASTARD FRITZ BIRD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE GRINGO [expletive deleted] FUCKFACE ASSFACE CUNT AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK MOLDY TITS PISS BLISTERING BARNACLES I'LL RAPE YOU VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BASTARD SUCK MY COCK QUEEF YOUR MOM WANKSPLAT TAFFY SEX RAPE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNTSWILLING MOTHERFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ANAL NECROPHILIA NAZI ARSE NIPPLES ASS COCKSMOKER LIMEY ANAL DIABETES JIGGABOO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BLUMPKIN ASS PISS FUCKSTAIN JAP DOODIE HEAD PISSHOLE LET'S SHIT FUCKING JIGGABOO FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO WIKIPEDIA GO COUNT YOUR DICK NECROPHILIA BITCH TWAT FUCKER KIKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DONKEY DICK HELL RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NECROPHILIA [Insert silly non-swear here] FROG DILDO CUNTBUCKET BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD VAGINA DICKFACE BRITNEY SPUNK DUMBASS BOOBIES BOOBS ASS FUCK YOU SEMEN PUNANI BUGGER BASTARD REDNECK DICK IN A BOX CROTCH CUNT MILF SEX DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK OFF PISS CRAPPY ANUSCAKE BITCH BUGGER OFF JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BASTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JUSTIN BIEBER COCK PISS OFF BULLCRAP TONY LA RUSSA WANK SHIT JACKASS SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING ASSRAPING SHIT TITMOUSE IT'S OVER 9000! YUKY DOODY ASSFACE PEEPEE FUCK DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FAG CUNT YOUR MOM RAGHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS SCROTUM SHIT RECTUM RAIDER I WILL END YOU! FEMADOM FUCKWIT BITCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HORSE SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK MOCKIE COCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK OFF DAGO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SCUMBAG LENS CRAFTERS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLEVELAND STEAMER and with the BORDER HOPPER and his SEMEN of girraffes in which DUMBASS while reading about PRICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NEOPETS