Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKHEAD'ASSHAT'DICKHEAD'ASS'SLOPE'CLIT'SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TWAT neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden FRIG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUGGER or PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ANUSCAKE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHINK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACKASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE D'OH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SCRATCH! GROUNDER! utterFUCKance of socially MOSES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HO television programs to address BUGGER OFF Tourette's syndrome.

SHITE Tourette's is BUGGER not to be SHITHEAD confused with DICK IN A BOX Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHINK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BALL SACK random PISS ARTIST disorientation, culturally-FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TIT DIRT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I RAPE WALRUSES! language, NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky IN SACREMENT souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN IT quantities JACKASS of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING garbage.

Darnit.

A PUSSYLICKER Polite Note to the BUKKAKE Author:

The INCEST Tourette's FUCK YOU Research Institute was COCK founded to DILDO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOOBIES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BLOWJOB article SACRAMENTO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YID I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITTY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DELICIOUS CAKE Tourrette's sufferers CUNTSWILLING swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIENER TV, for always focusing on the BALL SACK bad side of a terrible BELLEND thing.
• The main BALL SACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LET'S SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING FUCKFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MOTHERFUCKER knee FROG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING RAT'S ASS school for PUSSY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNNILINGUS sufferers to become FALSE BENSON manically depressed and GOD DAMN commit NIGGER suicide.
• There is no SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS cure, and the FELCHING drugs that are available to, "calm" the HADJI tics often have adverse ANAL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire WANKER body to go FLYING RAT'S ASS numb and DIPSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FELCHMONKEY it is without the SNUFF PORN drug.

I am an active member of a BUTTFUCKER tourette syndrome NIHILISM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMN the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TWISTY VAGINA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE sorry for DELICIOUS CAKE "hi-jacking" your LIKE FATHER LIKE SON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really SON OF A BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a MARY WHITEHOUSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POOPY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT, and making fun of a MACACA horrible disorder is (not) NIGNOG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your O KURWA! time.

Best CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUNG-HOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As KOREA LOVER Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. DONGSHOVER Regards to Andrew PICKANINNY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The MALL SANTA bastard who wrote this article. You can CHAV punch him if you ASSBANDIT want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TOWELHEAD saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my SEMPRINI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIGNOG and PORCH MONKEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INCEST music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BLOWJOB BAND WITH 4 CARPET MUNCHER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS HORSE! FUCKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFACE'S HOUSE

How SCUMBAG to DICK IN A BOX cure JACKASS the I WILL END YOU! Tourette's PIG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POLACK for pen0r Tourette's CLEMEN Syndrome FUCKER is JACK OFF following GOD DAMMIT these RAPE rules WANKER in DICK order:

• 1: Avoid ARSE immature BANGKOK little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to NI within SUCK MY COCK 10 DICKFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISSHOLE FUCKWIT BITCH nor HITLER talk,
• 4: Tell AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI yourself you PISS ARTIST don't JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK have PUSSY this ASSHAT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICK CHICKEN WITH NASTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POLAK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFACE last straw BIRD SHIT!

I fucking put OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE DILDO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ROSES the TOP OF SHIT THIS ARSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTT-FOR-BRAINS offensive. YOU WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SUCK MY DICK people who try CRAPMUNCHER to battle FUCKWIT'TAFFY that tight-ass SHIT 17-year-IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POWERSHIT it now, but someone said CHINK' NAZI YOU WANKER'LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SCROTUM is a laughing BUGFUCK matter. Plus there RAPE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHOLE Uncyclopedia, there are DUMBASS articles SHITSLINGING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SOD OFF stuff. So REBECCA BLACK that means JACKASS stop getting mad at the RAPE first part too and WANKER talking about the POMMIE letter that it's FUCKWIT mocking (what DUMBASS letter? I don't even know what SCUMBAG the heck you're talking about). Adrian POMMIE hi self FUCKHEAD even made a really BONER good point. "It's NEGRO nothing more NIGGER TITS from a head nod to a SOD knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add TITTIES onto CRAPFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITHEAD suffer that SHITTY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITSKIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK IN A BOX be, because if I were a SHITTY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING A hilarious. If you FU SPANG Want facts, go on SPUNK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAT'S COCK be offended, don't read WALRUS SHIT the freaking TITS article anyway.

DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DUMBASS KIKE NIGGER TITS CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT JENKEM GYPSY KIKE

PISS OFF SAND NIGGER BULLSHIT WANKER FUCKFACE BASTARD BUNG-HOLE BASTARD NI JUNGLE BUNNY DUMBASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FLYING FUCK PISS OFF CUNT MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY PUSSYLICKER ANAL JIZZ HELL DICK BELLEND MASTURBATION PISS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUKKAKE SNUFF PORN TURD NECROPHILIA PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD FLYING FUCK WANK BIGNOSE WHORE MOTHERFUCKER WANK DIPSHIT BLUMPKIN DICK TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YID ASS FASCIST BALL SACK SOD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCK BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! SEX CHIGGER DILDO DAMN MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING ARSE SEX ASS CLEMEN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YUKY DOODY FUCKWIT WANK QUEEF RAT'S ASS BITCH FAGGOT ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK PIG SHITE ASS BUTT-HOLE COLGATE FUCKER MASTURBATION SHIT TOWELHEAD RAPE KNOBJOCKEY BOLLOCKS DIRTY SANCHEZ DUMBASS WANKER DIRTY SANCHEZ QUEEF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMN JAP WIENER CHIGGER PENIS CUNT PIGFUCKER REDNECK FUCKHEAD BIRD SHIT STEVE BALLMER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BOOBIES WANK DAMN JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER PECKERHEAD FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CARPET MUNCHER FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK GOD DAMN ASSHOLE FUCKFUCKFUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TIT DIRT GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BULLCRAP BIRD SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN IT DONGSHOVER FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI KIKE DAMMIT SHIT PISS PRICK I WILL KILL YOU! DICKFACE THONG TASTER TANK MAN BITCH CUNT CRAPPER PIECE OF SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY CUM FUCKFACE POWERSHIT BALL SACK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BULLSHIT WHITE PEOPLE CRAPMUNCHER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! DAMMIT FUCK TURD FUCKING O KURWA! ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA ASS NIPPLES ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH SHOOP DA WHOOP DOUCHEBAG SMEG ARSE FUCKING HITLER OH SHI– WANK ARSE SHITSLINGING PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE HELL BEAVER ANAL SHIT ASSWIPE [EXPLETIVE] POKÉMON ASSRAPING TOSSER GENITALIA DICK CHICKEN CONAN O'BRIAN KIKE ASSCRACK SHIT TITS DONKEY DICK FUDGEPACKER JACKASS PISS ARTIST YUKY DOODY SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN HEIL HITLER! DUNE COON I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISS ARTIST AMERICA ONLINE DICKHEAD NIGNOG CHRISTHUMPER INBRED COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK DICKHEAD COCK WEHATEMARIO EMO POLESMOKER TITS DIPSHIT HEIL HITLER! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOOBIES 666 FAG GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU RICK MORANIS EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG MILF NECROPHILIA BUGGER OFF FUCK A DUCK SON OF A BITCH SHITBALLS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNTBUCKET DICKHEAD COCKSTUFFER BITCH DICKHEAD MASTURBATION SOD SON OF A BITCH GRAPE PENIS SHUT UP, MEG! WIKIPEDIA BASTARD FUCKING SHITCUNTING CUM BLOWJOB QUEEF PUSSY ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAPFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUDGEPACKER BASTARD DAMN CUNT PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTERFUCK CRAPMUNCHER BAT FUCK INSANE GREASER NIGGER SAND NIGGER SHITTY POTTYMOUTH KAFFIR NAZI HELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! YOU SUCK BALLS FUCK PISS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WANKSPLAT WALRUS SHIT GOOK SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS DUMBASS BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT REDSKIN JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER BOB SAGET GANGBANG OLD CHRIST OF A GOD DAMMIT TWO-INCH PENIS BLUMPKIN DICKFACE BULLSHIT WIKIPEDIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH SHIT POMMIE WEHATEMARIO TIMBER NIGGER SHITE BITCH FUCKER ARSE SHITCUNTING AUTOFELLATIO DAMN CUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CLEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER EAT MY SHIT! SON OF A BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHUFF JACKASS TRANNY ARSE PAKI PENIS PECKERHEAD ORGASM REDSKIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHUFF RAT'S COCK DAMN IT WANK WIKIPEDIA BEAVER ASSHAT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NIGNOG FUCKTARD CUNT CRAPPER GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO PORCUPINE'S BALLS ARSE KIKE COCKSTUFFER POO POO BLOWJOB BOOBIES KRAUT DICKFACE FIST FUCK GANGBANG ASS FASCIST ORGASM CRAPFUCKER BULLSHIT PISSHOLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] ASSFACE PENISBIRD FUCKHEAD SCROTUM MONKEY BALLS FENCE JUMPER DIPSHIT TITTIES ASS FASCIST NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOLLOCKS JERK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKSTAIN SEX BITCH GOBSHITE BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER LAKE TITICACA DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE SPIC I AM CORNHOLIO! CARPET MUNCHER DUMBASS BLUMPKIN BELLEND FEATURED YUKY DOODY CUNT CRAPPER WIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HELL POLACK FUCK YOU CHINK MALARKY BALL SACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BANGKOK BITCH FELCHING FUCK PISSHOLE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 MOTHERFUCKER PRICK GO HOME AND DIE CHING CHONG CHINK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SOD OFF TAMPONS CUNT BOOBIES GOD DAMN BITCH BUTT-HOLE FUCKING COON BIGNOSE POWERSHIT WHORE CHAV MALARKY ASSCRACK TAMPONS AMERICA ONLINE CHOAD KRAUT YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT NAZI SCROTUM BUKKAKE ASSFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BOOBS URINE-GARGLING CRAPFUCKER CUNT WALRUS SHIT ORGASM EAT MY SHIT! DICKFACE ORGASM CUNT FUCKTARD BOOBS FUCKSTAIN I WILL KILL YOU! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS PIECE OF SHIT BITCH FUCKER CHINK HONKY JOHN SMILEY FACE CLUSTERFUCK MOCKIE FUCK OFF CRAP ON A STICK TAMPON IN MY ASS SCUMBAG TITTIES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HAIL SATAN! ASSHOLE PENIS RAPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSWIPE CUNNILINGUS PRICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELLATIO CUNTSWILLING SEMEN FIST FUCK WANK FUCKING A GOD DAMN MALARKY SEX I'LL RAPE YOU I WILL KILL YOU! NIGGER CHOAD PIGS MIGHT FLY WALRUS SHIT SHITE COON CUNT FASHION BUG SPIC CRAP GOATSE PECKERHEAD FUCKWIT PENIS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD SLOPE POLACK FUCKFACE DICKFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TARTAR SAUCE DICKHEAD TIT DIRT BALLS BUGGER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DOODIE HEAD O CANADA HELL SHITE CUNT LAPPER FOOTBALL SHIT GOD DAMMIT INBRED YID PISS OFF GRINGO FUCK YOU BIRD SHIT [expletive deleted] GOD BLESS AMERICA TOTAL NIPPLES ASSFACE BIGNOSE HELL FUCKFACE SPUNK BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING FUCK BUGGER RUSTY TROMBONE SHITTY SUGARTITS ALF SHITE ARSE MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK FRAK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CLEMEN DIPSHIT GYPSY MOLDY TITS PUSSY PAGE BLANKING YOU WANKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BLOWJOB DOUCHETITS O CANADA FUCK OFF FUCK DICK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A TAMPONS DIPSHIT ASS LICKER CRAP ON A STICK CAMEL FUCKER YOU WANKER ARSEBADGERS JIZZ MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNNILINGUS DOUCHING NI RAT'S COCK I RAPE WALRUSES! STEVE BALLMER DICKFACE ANAL CHRIST OF TABERNACLE JERRY BALL SACK WETBACK CAMEL JOCKEY COON I'LL RAPE YOU DAMMIT MOCCASINS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA REDSKIN DOUCHING SHITE PRICK PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL ASSFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CHOAD DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO BOOBIES BULLCRAP CUNT POMMIE FUCKING DAMN TRANNY CHOAD KISSER SHIT BULLSHIT GOD DAMN BULLSHIT FUCKER PISS OFF ASSFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS BUTT-HOLE BALL SACK ASSHOLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CLEVELAND STEAMER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CLIT MOTHERFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKFACE DICKHEAD KRAUT PENISBIRD PISS ARTIST TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK FUCK OFF LIMEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JACKASS SHITPISSER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANKSPLAT FUCKTARD DICKHEAD FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKFACE BOOBS DAMMIT BANGKOK CUNT CRAPPER BITCH COCKSUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN IT SHIT FELLATIO SCROTUM NIGGER CRACKER WANK GOD DAMMIT PIKACHU YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS PEEPEE FUCK YOU MASTURBATION MONKEY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY CLIT DOG FUCKER BALLS CUNTRAG PIG FELLATIO BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD CLIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BELLEND CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NORTH KOREA PENISBIRD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FENCE JUMPER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK SEMEN ARSE COON VENEREAL DISEASE CONDOMS WALRUS SHIT FUCKING A SHITE DAMN DIPSHIT HELL RUSKIE BIG FOOT SHITSLIDE NAZI MOLDY TITS DONKEY PUNCHER MACACA NAZI VAGINA BIGNOSE PISS OFF HELLFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HOSER BUTT-HOLE VAGINA YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO PEDOPHILIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DYKE DAMN WIKIPEDIA LET'S SHIT BENCH PRESS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCROTUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! VANDAL TITMOUSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WEHATEMARIO suck my mothers TURD O CANADA COON NEOPETS SHIT BALLS ASSCRACK CHUFF HELL AY-AY-AY SPUNK BIGNOSE DICKLICK KNOBJOCKEY GOD DAMMIT EPIDIDYMIS BASTARD RAT'S ASS SHIT SHIT CRAPFUCKER SUGARTITS BULLCRAP ASSWIPE HOSER JOHN SMILEY FACE GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY DICK DELICIOUS CAKE CUM BUGGER OFF BUKKAKE POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK FUCKWIT DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT FUCK DOT HEAD DICKFACE FUCK YOU FAG MONKEY BALLS GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCK MAMA MIA CUNT MOTHERFUCKER pen0r DICKHEAD DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE JACKASS FUCKHEAD GREASER TOTAL MONKEY SHIT SON OF A BITCH WIENER CLIT FUCKHEAD SAND NIGGER CHIGGER FUCKING BASTARD BITCH TIMBER NIGGER JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHUFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSCRACK SEX FUCK A DUCK DONKEY PUNCHER JACK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS FAGGOT BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN PRICK ASSRAMMER DEMOCRACY DUMBASS DONKEY PUNCHER ASS I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK WEHATEMARIO COCK TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEX FUCKWIT JOHNNY PORCH MONKEY BITCH CANNED QUOTE TESTICLE CHOKE COCKSUCKER COON FROG TWAT FUCKBAG SUCK MY DICK SPIC NECROPHILIA I AM CORNHOLIO! WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! EUROIPODS FLYING FUCK PISS MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS PISS OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOCKIE NEGRO GOBSHITE FIRECROTCH SHITHEAD PISSHOLE BOOBS PEEPEE CONDOMS BASTARD SHIT SHITCOCK WALRUS SHIT WANK BIGNOSE CLIT YOU WANKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITCUNTING CLIT JERK OFF JACKASS SHIT VAGINA DOG FUCKER RAT'S COCK DAMN BITCH FUCK SON OF A BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NECROPHILIA YOGHURT CANNON EMO MICK BANGKOK BELGIUM Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RANDY TRAVIS and with the DAMN and his SHIT of girraffes in which DYKE while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See VENEREAL DISEASE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BIRD IN THE HOUSE