Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITE'HO'TURD'BUTT-HEAD'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL'FELCHING'ANAL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder MILF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden ORGASM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AUTOFELLATIO or ASSHAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CONDOMS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCUMBUCKET include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOODIE HEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER MASTURBATION words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially MICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LOLCAT television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

BELLEND Tourette's is SHIT not to be SCUMBAG confused with AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TIMBER NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRACKER random BUTT PIRATE disorientation, culturally-CHICKEN SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YOU WANKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITWANK language, ORGASM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MARY WHITEHOUSE TOTAL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SOD OFF souvenir shoppes and massive DELICIOUS CAKE quantities VENEREAL DISEASE of ANAL DIABETES SEX garbage.

Darnit.

A MICK Polite Note to the CLEMEN Author:

The NAZI Tourette's JUNGLE BUNNY Research Institute was BASTARD founded to TAFFY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ANAL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOLDY TITS article SHITFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FRENCH TICKLER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PIGS MIGHT FLY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I WILL KILL YOU! Tourrette's sufferers FUCKER swear. You can TWISTY VAGINA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA bad side of a terrible DOUCHEBAG thing.
• The main YID symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LET'S SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small AUTOFELLATIO knee JACKASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKGOBLIN school for COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS sufferers to become BIGNOSE manically depressed and SAGGY TITS commit WIKIPEDIA suicide.
• There is no DICK IN A BOX cure, and the GRAPE PENIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHEBAG tics often have adverse ASSHOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS FASCIST perodol" which caused my entire TACO body to go COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK numb and TAFFY basically made it NIGGA! worse than I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL it is without the DIRTY SANCHEZ drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN IT tourette syndrome SCROTUM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICK the YOU WANKER public view of Tourettes as a "NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS FASCIST much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK "hi-jacking" your ASSRAPING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KNOBJOCKEY this that really SACRAMENTO annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this KAFFIR article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a FENCE JUMPER horrible disorder is (not) TITWANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ALEX TREBEK time.

Best WANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing SLITTY EYES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. WIENER Regards to Andrew DICKLICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The BOOBS bastard who wrote this article. You can INBRED punch him if you SHIT LIKE A HORSE want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BELLEND saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my HELLFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HELL and ASS FASCIST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUGHNUT PUNCHER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TAMPONS BAND WITH 4 DIRTY SANCHEZ MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FAGGOT HORSE! FUCKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFACE'S HOUSE

How PIG to DUNE COON cure BELLEND the BITCH Tourette's EPIDIDYMIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITCOCK for ASSHAT Tourette's SEX Syndrome ABO is SHIT following MONKEY BALLS these SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH rules REDNECK in SHITSLINGING order:

• 1: Avoid HOLY DUMB FUCK immature NIPPLES little TITTIES kids,
• 2: Count to CUNNILINGUS within GO COUNT YOUR DICK 10 LET'S SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG SCUMBAG nor CHRISTHUMPER talk,
• 4: Tell TITS & DICKS yourself you CUNT don't FLYING FUCK have DIPSHIT this suck my mothers disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMMIT WITH NASTY BALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFACE last straw GANGBANG!

I fucking put WANKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FIRECROTCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MICK the TOP OF CLEMEN THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DONKEY DICK offensive. TRANNY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SLOPE people who try PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT to battle O KURWA!'GOD DAMMIT that tight-ass DARTH VADER 17-year-BUGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SLOPE it now, but someone said BALL SACK' BOOBIES ASSHAT'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POOPY is a laughing GANGBANG matter. Plus there DILDO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOT HEAD Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMN stuff. So GREASER that means MY ANUS IS BLEEDING stop getting mad at the PISS OFF first part too and TOSSER talking about the DIRTY SANCHEZ letter that it's EPIDIDYMIS mocking (what FUCKSTAIN letter? I don't even know what TOWELHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian PUNANI hi self SEX even made a really BITCH good point. "It's CAMEL FUCKER nothing more FUCKTARD from a head nod to a BASTARD knee tick". DOUCHE. Which I'll add CHICKEN FRIES onto RECTUM RAIDER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TAFFY suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DUNE COON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DILDO be, because if I were a FUCKING JUMP! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DONKEY PUNCHER hilarious. If you NIPPLES Want facts, go on JACKASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! be offended, don't read DAMMIT the freaking GOD DAMMIT article anyway.

SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT FUCK DAMN DICK FRAK WHORE HELL

DOT HEAD DOUCHE BITCH SUGARTITS FUCK CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASS PISSHOLE MOLDY TITS BULLSHIT BASTARD WEHATEMARIO WINDOWS VISTA DIRTY SANCHEZ JUSTIN BIEBER CRAP CUNNILINGUS VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER WANK SCUMBAG CUM STUB AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOOBS LAKE TITICACA TWAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS GOBSHITE COCK PAKI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE BUTTFUCKER WANKER CUNT HELL FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER DICKFACE PRICK DAMN IT GIVING HEAD NIGGER ASS O CANADA [expletive deleted] CHAV FUCK YOU WANK DAMN ASSBANDIT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DOUCHETITS PEDOPHILIA LET'S SHIT NECROPHILIA GANGBANG POWERSHIT HOMO GOOK SAGGY TITS HOMO JACKASS TAMPON IN MY ASS GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA NIGNOG FAG GOD DAMN A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK FUCK OFF REDSKIN PISS DAGO FUCK YOU BASTARD ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE PRICK COCK CLEAN DRINKING WATER HO SEX DAMN BASTARD BENSON SUCKS DONKEY PUNCHER BIGNOSE GRAPE PENIS I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S ASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SCUMBAG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISSHOLE EAT MY SHIT! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKING FEMADOM REDSKIN LET'S SHIT CLUSTERFUCK WALRUS SHIT HORSE SHIT GOATSE FASHION BUG DOT HEAD CRAPMUNCHER LOLCAT CRAPFUCKER JACKASS REDNECK CLEMEN MAMA MIA SPIC VAGINA BRUSH MA TEETH FAG TITTIES RAT'S ASS FRENCH TICKLER KNOBJOCKEY NICARAGUA DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK ARSE WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTY SHITE SHITFACE ASSRAPING BLUE PENIS! ASS CAMEL JOCKEY PISSHOLE SHITE DICKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT FELLATIO DICKFACE MARGARET THATCHER CUNTSWILLING BUTT-HOLE POMMIE FUCK A DUCK VAGINA COCK CRAPMUNCHER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TACO FENCE JUMPER DAMN DILDO NIGGER TITS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BAD MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK OFF MOCCASINS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WARNER MUSIC GROUP PAKI CLEVELAND STEAMER [expletive deleted] TITS FUCKSTAIN CUNT SNUFF PORN ARSE ASSCRACK GOD DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD FUCK FELCHMONKEY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HO BEANER TOSSER HELL GOD DAMMIT SLOPE ARSE SHITCOCK BENCH PRESS COCKSTUFFER SHITHEAD FAG PRICK SHITSLINGING NIPPLES DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK FUCK FAG DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON JACK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN BUTT PIRATE ASS SHAKOPEE TIT SPRINKLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOATSE CUNT REDSKIN JERRY JACKASS SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING A [Insert silly non-swear here] WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? SLOPE FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY pen0r RECTUM RAIDER INJUN FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST JERK OFF CUNT FUCK OFF GOD DAMN BUGFUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT ALEX TREBEK SUCK MY COCK DAMMIT FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN MOCCASINS CUNT BASTARD DAGO HOMO JACKASS BUGFUCK FUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICKLICK ASSCRACK FIST FUCK SHITFUCKER SAND NIGGER LGBT RIGHTS HENTAI FUCKING DICKFACE FUCKER HONKY DAMN NIGGER TOWELHEAD DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKHEAD BUGGER FRENCH TICKLER RHODESIA KAFFIR CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT LAPPER SHITFACE TIT DIRT PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF SHIT ASSFACE SHITFUCKER BUGGER DOUCHE TWAT SHIT DAMN BITCH PENIS BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER DICK MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICK CHICKEN WHORE CHIGGER LOLCAT SPANK THE MONKEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNTYMINTS DICK TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK SUCK MY COCK FUCKER JACK OFF NIGGER CHOAD FASHION BUG EXTRA LONG PENIS CHIGGER WANK FUCKER ASS LICKER JOHNNY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK BEANER CUM HORSE SHIT YOUR MOM PIGFUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ANAL CRAPMUNCHER BORDER HOPPER CUNTRAG SCROTUM DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH ASS ANUSCAKE WOP PEARL NECKLACE [EXPLETIVE] ARSEBADGERS SPICY CUNT FUCK PENIS BUKKAKE NECROPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ANAL DIABETES PISS WANK MOLDY TITS HOSER SOD MASTURBATION PANCHEN LAMA O CANADA GREASER FUCKTARD BITCH PUSSY TIMBER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER HELL GRINGO NICARAGUA GANGBANG WANK YID WHORE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RAPE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JACKASS JOHN SMILEY FACE BUKKAKE NIGNOG DIPSHIT JOHN ELWAY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUNG-HOLE BEAVER CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITE DOUCHEBAG DICKFACE TRANNY I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING SHITE FUCKBAG FUCK BONER BELLEND TIMBER NIGGER SUCK A BIG DICK JESSE McCARTNEY DAMNATION KNOBJOCKEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA O CANADA ASSRAMMER ARSE INJUN BUGGER OFF DICK IN A BOX ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST MOCCASINS WHORE NAZI BITCH SHITTY FUCK BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER JUNGLE BUNNY BULLSHIT FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN BEANER NIPPLES SHIT SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA JOHNNY COON DUMBASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKFACE FUCKFACE BASTARD MOCKIE TITTIES FUCKTARD DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN BEAVER BASTARD FUCKER FRITZ DELICIOUS CAKE WANK WIENER PEEPEE PENIS ON A STICK COMMUNIST DILDO RAPE PAKI DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE FUCK OFF TAFFY GOD DAMN SHIT FUCKFACE SHUT UP, MEG! SOD OFF BULLSHIT ASSCRACK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BITCH CHAV SHITFACE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS CRAPMUNCHER SHIT SPIC PRICK MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK JACKASS RAGHEAD DUMBASS FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS PENIS ON A STICK DONKEY DICK EMO CARPET MUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH BELGIUM CUNT CUNNILINGUS POMMIE SHIT FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKTARD DAMNATION BOOBS ASSWIPE MASTURBATION PUNANI HELLFIRE FUCKING A JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK INBRED FAG BONER ARSE DOG SHIT JIGGABOO DICK TITS BOOBIES PUSSYLICKER POLESMOKER MILF PUSSY SHITHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DONKEY DICK TAMPONS NAZI JACKASS SHIT DOODIE HEAD DOUCHING FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PISSHOLE DOUCHEBAG RECTUM RAIDER JIZZ GARBAGE DAY! ASS ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE MOCKIE SHITHEAD ARSE WHORE JACK OFF SPUNK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TURD JACK ABRAMOFF DONKEY DICK POWERSHIT GOBSHITE CROTCH ASSWIPE FUCKER DISSIDENTS FUCKSTAIN CUNT BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! JERK OFF PUSSY ANAL DOT HEAD DUMBASS CUNT BRITNEY ASSWIPE BATHING SUIT AREA JACKASS SOD OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RIVER CRABS SUCK TITTIES GOD DAMN FUCK SON OF A BITCH BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER STRAWBERRY ASS DUMBASS BALL SACK FUCKER FELCHMONKEY FUCKWIT FUCKER COON CLEMEN DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS OFF POOPY DICK CHICKEN FRIG SPUNK CUM KIKE MARGARET THATCHER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER COCKSMOKER CUNT FUCKSTAIN MARY WHITEHOUSE BALLS CROTCH SHITHEAD DICK ASSHAT ASS MASTURBATION MARCH OF FLAMES HELL I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS WANK TWAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN INBRED STRAWBERRY ASS SHITTY NAZI POMMIE NICARAGUA FRAK PEARL NECKLACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER BOOBIES PRICK AMERICA ONLINE CRAP RECTUM RAIDER BLESSED DAMN SAINT DOUCHE TAMPONS LET'S SHIT BUGGER OFF BASTARD HELL REDNECK FUCKING A NIGGER FLYING FUCK WANK FENCE JUMPER FROG'S FAT ASS NAZI BASTARD HELL CHICKEN SHIT DOM DeLUISE DIPSHIT CHAV FUCKHEAD JOHNNY RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT BASTARD BATMAN & ROBIN WANK SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK POTTYMOUTH TOSSER ASS COCKSUCKER DAMN IT FRAK PISS OFF RAGHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS VAGINA O CANADA DICKHEAD PISS FIST FUCK REDSKIN FASHION BUG EPIDIDYMIS ABO JENKEM SPIC CUM CHOAD DILDO SCUMBAG TOWELHEAD ASSFACE NIHILISM PISS COON YOU WANKER SHAKOPEE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS ARTIST TITS DOT HEAD ASSBANDIT FUCKER BLOWJOB SAND NIGGER DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! DOUCHETITS PISS [expletive deleted] LIMEY JOHNNY CRAP SUCK MY DICK BASTARD BOLLOCKS O CANADA MASTURBATION AMERICA ONLINE COCKSMOKER CHUFF ASSHAT DAMMIT SHIT DICKHEAD DIPSHIT CHOAD CHINK BELLEND SHIT FUCKING FUCKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK A DUCK PISS ARTIST HELL MARGARET THATCHER JUSTIN BIEBER SHITFUCKER SHITTY DAMN SEX TRANNY ARSE FUCKING BASEBALL WANK MAMA MIA FUCKHEAD TWISTY VAGINA SHITHEAD DOUCHETITS pen0r YID WOP FUCK PIG DAMN POLAK ASSCRACK BASTARD TITWANK I AM CORNHOLIO! DOG SHIT BITCH TITS & DICKS CHICKEN SHIT PRICK FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE CUNT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FENCE JUMPER FUCKFUCKFUCK BITCH HELL DICKHEAD ASSRAMMER PUNANI BOB SAGET CROTCH LAKE TITICACA CHUFF JENKEM ASS YOU WANKER DOG SHIT DOG SHIT FUCK SLOPE FUCKING A DAMMIT SHITHEAD FELCHING INBRED JAP WHORE SHITE BATHING SUIT AREA ANUSCAKE SOD OFF MALARKY WHORE FUCK WANKER NI SACRAMENTO PIECE OF SHIT SHITCUNTING DIPSHIT FUCKING SHITFACE HELL LIMEY JUSTIN BIEBER KIKE FELCHMONKEY ASSHAT SUCK MY DICK GOOK FUCKING ASS LICKER MOLDY TITS WIENER CUNT BITCH SHITFACE SCUMBAG ROSIE O'DONNELL BASTARD DELICIOUS CAKE TITS & DICKS BEAVER FUCKHEAD ASSRAPING FUCKING A BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT PEARL NECKLACE COCK TWO-INCH PENIS ASSCRACK DOUCHING I'LL RAPE YOU CUM BULLSHIT NIPPLES MICK GOBSHITE FUCK WHORE LENS CRAFTERS BUGGER SHITSLINGING FUCKING WANK FUCK OFF DICKHEAD FRIG SNUFF PORN PISS OFF BANGKOK TITWANK JAP suck my mothers NECROPHILIA PISS WIGGER WIKIPEDIA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNNILINGUS SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMNATION SEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE DIRTY SANCHEZ PENISBIRD SLOPE BUGGER SOD OFF BLESSED DAMN SAINT CUNT MASTURBATION SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BULLSHIT CRAP GOD DAMN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH ASS WOODPECKERSHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BULLSHIT NIPPLES FUDGEPACKER GARBAGE DAY! WIENER ASSCRACK FUCKWIT PISS ASSCRACK TITTYWANK SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICK CHICKEN HELL SPANK THE MONKEY SHAKOPEE MOZILLA FIREFOX CHOAD KISSER FUCK YOU ROSIE O'DONNELL AUTOFELLATIO YUKY DOODY ASSCRACK BEAVER DICKHEAD BASTARD MOCKIE CHOAD CHRISTHUMPER TITTYWANK CHALICE SUCK A BIG DICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS LET'S SHIT HOMO WANK SHITFACE PENIS GOOK DARTH VADER WANK GOD DAMMIT BITCH ASSFACE BOLLOCKS RAPE WANK CUNT GOD BLESS AMERICA DICKFACE CUNT DICK ASS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PIG TOWELHEAD WANK NEGRO SON OF A BITCH FUCKING DAGO NIGGER TITS BELGIUM PIECE OF SHIT IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU DICKHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP COCKSUCKER FUCKTARD ASS POOPOO CHINK HATE HATE HAT PEARL NECKLACE BONER PRICK COCKSHITTER BELLEND ASSFACE MILF I'LL RAPE YOU DAMMIT BUTT-HEAD TENTACLE RAPE CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE TOWELHEAD [expletive deleted] FAG BALLS FAG BENCH PRESS FUCK JENKEM FRED PHELPS SHITFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITFACE BOOBIES KEEP FUCKSTAIN TITWANK BIG FOOT FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK DOM DeLUISE FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT FELLATIO COON POOPY FUCK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! KU KLUX KLAN PISS UP MY ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WIKIPEDIA FEMADOM STEVE BALLMER DICKHEAD WANK CLUSTERFUCK NIGNOG TOSSER CARPET MUNCHER FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT BEAVER CHINK DAMN IT LIMEY RECTUM RAIDER BULLSHIT GANGBANG CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER CANDY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SWIMMING POOL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN CUNTRAG DUNE COON WANK CUNTSWILLING WANK TWAT POMMIE FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKHEAD GANGBANG DICKHEAD LAKE TITICACA CUNTRAG DOG SHIT [EXPLETIVE] SHITSLINGING CLIT WANK BASTARD CRAP ON A STICK NIGGER DOUCHING CRAPPY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITFUCKER SHITFACE SHITE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POTTYMOUTH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GANGBANG GOBSHITE SMEG GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK HELL TITTYWANK STRAWBERRY ASS SAND NIGGER ABO CRAP BUNG-HOLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TRANNY WOODPECKERSHIT AUTOFELLATIO BATHING SUIT AREA BIRD SHIT CRAP DONKEY PUNCHER BIGNOSE WANK BULLSHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS ARTIST ASSFACE DUMBASS HEAVEN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK FUCK SHIT FUCKING JAP PIG [Insert silly non-swear here] SUGARTITS SHIT SPIC SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SOD OFF SHITFUCKER BITCH OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES I'LL RAPE YOU PUSSY KIKE JIGGABOO TURD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DONKEY PUNCHER FAGGOT THONG TASTER FIST FUCK FUCKSTAIN HELL FOUR-EYES DICKFACE GOD DAMN GOAT DICK SHITTY SON OF A BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES WEHATEMARIO WANK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD FLYING FUCK WIKIPEDIA PRICK DIPSHIT BUGFUCK COLGATE POLAK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK and with the SEX and his CHOAD of girraffes in which SCUMBUCKET while reading about BUGFUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISSHOLE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BALLS