Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BASTARD'DICKHEAD'DOUGHNUT PUNCHER'ABO'BUKKAKE'SHIT LIKE A HORSE'CHOAD KISSER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK YOU neurochemical FUCK disorder BLUE PENIS! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SAND NIGGER, sudden PUSSY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BIRD IN THE HOUSE or BIG FOOT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SMEG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EMO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSWIPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMMIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous INCEST utterFUCKance of socially DAGO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOT HEAD television programs to address CUNNILINGUS Tourette's syndrome.

KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's is SPIC not to be AMERICA ONLINE confused with ARSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FLYING RAT'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SEMEN random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-HELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SUCK MY DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! language, DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HADJI REBECCA BLACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE quantities WOMEN'S RIGHTS of ANAL DIABETES JENKEM garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHETITS Polite Note to the BALLS Author:

The FUCK Tourette's PISSHOLE Research Institute was PISS OFF founded to CHINK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CRAPMUNCHER article CUNT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHOAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TURD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SOD OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CAPTAIN CRUNCH Tourrette's sufferers SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHOLE TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible SPIC thing.
• The main FUCKWIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SEMEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BIGNOSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DEMOCRACY knee [EXPLETIVE] NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BALL SACK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRAK school for TURD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ARSE sufferers to become TITS manically depressed and FUCKHEAD commit DICKFACE suicide.
• There is no BUTTFUCKER cure, and the GOAT DICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the NAZI tics often have adverse SEX side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BLOWJOB perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING A body to go [Insert silly non-swear here] numb and DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHING it is without the SHITHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a JACKASS SHIT tourette syndrome TITTIES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PUSSY the DAGO public view of Tourettes as a "COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WANK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BASTARD sorry for FAG "hi-jacking" your PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NAZI this that really SONNY BILL WILLIAMS annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHE NAZI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DYKE, and making fun of a PISSHOLE horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BLUMPKIN time.

Best FRIG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill EUROIPODS Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing TIENANMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. NAZI Regards to Andrew SON OF A BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can CHICKEN SHIT punch him if you POLAK want to.

As a MUGABE'S MOMMA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFACE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my BIG FOOT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SAND NIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS ARTIST and FLYING RAT'S ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BULLSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITTYWANK BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BOOBIES HORSE! SAND NIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SAND NIGGER'S HOUSE

How PAKI to I'LL RAPE YOU cure DARTH VADER the LIMEY Tourette's THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHENEY for LOLCAT Tourette's LOLCAT Syndrome {{USERNAME}} is NORTH KOREA following BIGNOSE these ASSWIPE rules CARPET MUNCHER in DAMN order:

• 1: Avoid HITLER immature ASSWIPE little WIENER kids,
• 2: Count to CHOAD within WANK 10 I FUCKED KIM JONG-ILseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ARSEBADGERS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SOD OFF nor EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFUCKER yourself you PIECE OF SHIT don't DICKFACE have NEGRO this BULLSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH NASTY CLEMEN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SAND NIGGER last straw FLAMING ASS BADGER!

I fucking put TWISTY VAGINA' my comment at the TOP OF THE FROG'S FAT ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKSUCKER the TOP OF BITCH THIS WHORE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JESSE McCARTNEY offensive. INBRED. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? people who try BULLSHIT to battle JACKASS'FUCKWIT that tight-ass ASS 17-year-INBRED—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCK it now, but someone said SPANK THE MONKEY' SCUMBAG D'OH'BANGKOK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS is a laughing PRICK matter. Plus there SCUMBAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITS & DICKS Uncyclopedia, there are WOODPECKERSHIT articles COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So CHOAD that means CLUSTERFUCK stop getting mad at the SHITHEAD first part too and GOD DAMN talking about the TUBA letter that it's BATHING SUIT AREA mocking (what O CANADA letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian AAAAAAAAA! hi self DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT even made a really GOD DAMMIT good point. "It's FRITZ nothing more DEVELOPERS! from a head nod to a NIPPLES knee tick". FAGGOT. Which I'll add TWAT onto SHUT UP, MEG! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SUCK COCKS IN HELL! suffer that SAMUEL L. JACKSON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INCEST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YOU WANKER be, because if I were a NEGRO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SUCK MY DICK hilarious. If you HEIL HITLER! Want facts, go on DOUCHE NAZI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read CUNTING ASSCRACK the freaking NIPPLES article anyway.

BUGGER JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT FOUR-EYES DAMNED TABERNACLE ASS LICKER CRAPPY CRAPMUNCHER HOLY DUMB FUCK WIKIPEDIA

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COCKSMOKER NIGNOG HELLFIRE CECIL JOHN RHODES SHAKOPEE JAP BUGFUCK CLUSTERFUCK ABO YOU WANKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BONER GOD DAMMIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN IT QUEEF CHOAD FUCK OFF BOOBIES WALRUS SHIT KOREA LOVER TWAT CUNTRAG ASS POLAK JACKASS BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE TURD GOD BLESS AMERICA DICKHEAD COCKSTUFFER CLIT BIRD SHIT WIGGER SON OF A BITCH BENCH PRESS MACACA FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO TACO COCKSHITTER TWISTY VAGINA DICK IN A BOX FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNTRAG INBRED FUCKSTAIN PIG VAGINA FUCKING SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD BITCH FUCKTARD D'OH ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNTRAG FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH DAMN IT REDSKIN JIZZ CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER FUCKHEAD BONER FELCHMONKEY CHIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! EPIDIDYMIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHENEY BUGGER OFF TITWANK RAPE DAMN SCROTUM NIPPLES MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE WANKER PUSSY SPICY CUNT FUCK ALF DYKE PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD MILF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING BASEBALL GOD DAMN BUGFUCK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE COCK BEANER FLYING RAT'S ASS GRINGO BIRD SHIT POLACK SHITFACE DUNE COON SON OF A BITCH WANK PENIS ON A BUN WALRUS SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK COCK FELCHMONKEY [Insert swear here] ASSCRACK FUCK OFF FIST FUCK GOD DAMN PEDOPHILIA DAGO FROG SHIT LIKE A HORSE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DIPSHIT FUCKING A CUM DICKHEAD BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS MILF FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN PORCH MONKEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITS TOSSER CAMEL JOCKEY NAZI BLUE PENIS! CLEMEN HOMO CUM SHITE CUNTRAG DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO FUCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! HONKY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOODIE HEAD CHOAD BAT FUCK INSANE FELLATIO WANK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BAD MOTHERFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF LIMEY FUCKWIT FUCK CHOAD BALL SACK PIGS MIGHT FLY PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHAT BLUMPKIN SHITTY FUCKWIT DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER DOG SHIT DICKHEAD COCKSMOKER SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT SHITE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT FRIG PUSSY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAT'S ASS WOP DONKEY PUNCHER SHUT UP, MEG! CARPET MUNCHER SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE SAND NIGGER DIPSHIT COCK SUCK MY COCK ASSHAT YOU WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FEMADOM MONKEY SHIT FUCK OFF DARTH VADER FUCK FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PRICK ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE WIKIPEDIA FUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCKING A BEANER DILDO CHICKEN SHIT CROTCH FUCKHEAD NIPPLES IN SACREMENT CUNNILINGUS WETBACK CHOAD COCKGOBLIN SUITCASE PENIS WOP PRICK POLACK COON GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCK PENIS ON A STICK JUMPING JESUS!!! VAGINA DICK BEAVER CUNT GO HOME AND DIE WIENER FUCKHEAD DARTH VADER GRIS YOU WANKER FEATURED RUSKIE SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER GRINGO DICKHEAD DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COCKSMOKER ASSCRACK CHRISTHUMPER NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS DAMMIT BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MACACA HELL PISS MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITHEAD [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DILDO FUCK OFF JOHN ELWAY SUGARTITS GENITALIA HO SHITCUNTING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHOLE FUCK YOU FUCK ASS TIT DIRT CRAP ON A STICK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] ASS FASCIST HORSE SHIT 666 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHRISTHUMPER I WILL END YOU! PUNANI MICK SHITCUNTING FRITZ CUNTRAG PEDOPHILIA SCROTUM CHOAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PEDOPHILIA POLESMOKER PEARL NECKLACE GO HOME AND DIE LHASA DICKFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DONKEY DICK ANUSCAKE FUCKWIT ASS JENKEM 666 MILF HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER INJUN DICKLICK BOLLOCKS BOOBS WALRUS SHIT ABO PENISBIRD SPANK THE MONKEY HO BLOWJOB DICK CHICKEN BITCH TURD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNTRAG RAGHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT FEATURED BASTARD FROG BUGGER TIT DIRT GO COUNT YOUR DICK KIDDY FIDDLER WIKIPEDIA FUCK SEMEN OSTRICH MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLINGING DAMMIT FUCKBAG WANK PIXIES ASSBANDIT TAMPONS FELCHING O KURWA! WHORE I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS PEDOPHILIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DUNE COON DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN JACKASS CUNT QUEEF SHIT SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER DIPSHIT WHORE MOZILLA FIREFOX RANDY TRAVIS CUNTRAG FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT DAMN RAPE CRAPPY BITCH PEDOPHILIA INBRED BUGGER SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITE SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER DICKFACE JAP TITWANK SHITFACE BONG HELLFUCKER NIPPLES ASSBANDIT DICKHEAD HOMO RUSKIE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JERK OFF DEVELOPERS! CHICKEN SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING POTTYMOUTH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT WANKSPLAT TOWELHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKING COCK TOWELHEAD DONKEY DICK FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK BOOBS CHOAD KISSER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOG SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY ALF FUCK YOU WANK ASSHAT PISSHOLE CHOAD FLYING FUCK JACK OFF FUCKER DAMN IT NIGGER ASSRAPING AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS ASSFACE FELLATIO ORGASM GOD DAMN FAG NICARAGUA FAGGOT ASSHOLE SHIT RAT'S COCK FOUR-EYES PORCH MONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS ARTIST PEDOPHILIA DICK CHICKEN SHITE GRIS EPIDIDYMIS HEIL HITLER! DAMMIT JAP SCROTUM VAGINA RECTUM RAIDER VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING HO FRITZ RAPE FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS BIGNOSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOCKIE PEARL NECKLACE SHIT RAPE WANK GOD DAMMIT WANK DAMN RAT'S ASS NECROPHILIA BONER FUCKFACE DAMN IT NECROPHILIA GOD DAMMIT DELICIOUS CAKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELCHMONKEY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GOD DAMMIT CRACKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POLAK PEARL NECKLACE ASSWIPE ASS CHUFF FUCKSTAIN YID YOU WANKER SHIT SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK BUTTFUCKER SHITTY FELCHMONKEY CHOAD CUNT JERRY SUCK MY DICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKFACE BATHING SUIT AREA ORGASM PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO ASS PORCH MONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES BEANER COON FUCK OFF BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT BEAVER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGGER OFF SHITSLIDE SACRAMENTO BUTTFUCKER BLUE PENIS! SON OF A BITCH ASSRAPING WANK SHIT CUNT FENCE JUMPER ASSRAPING SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER WEHATEMARIO ASS STEVE BALLMER PISS ARTIST FUCKER WETBACK FUCKING JUMP! WANK ASS GREASER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITSLINGING WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN SHITCOCK FUCK YOU FUCKFACE FOUR-EYES DAMNED TABERNACLE MASTURBATION SHITSLINGING MILF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICK FELLATIO MONKEY SHIT AY-AY-AY ARSEBADGERS BLUE PENIS! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BRITNEY FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT CROTCH WHORE MOCCASINS WANK DUNE COON ASSHAT BELLEND ARSE DICKWAD FUCKSTAIN HYPERINFLATION PORCH MONKEY FUCKER BITCH SHITSKIN DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMN JIZZ CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS FUCK SHITCOCK DICKFACE FUCKING JUMP! WANK ASS FASCIST MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITCOCK FAGGOT BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER WINDOWS VISTA BITCH ASSCRACK GOD DAMN DUMBASS CROTCH CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] POTTYMOUTH HENTAI GOAT DICK MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD TITS BELLEND FUCKFACE CHOAD KISSER DAMN RAT'S ASS ASSFACE RAT'S ASS CHIGGER EPIDIDYMIS ASSCRACK PAGE BLANKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK ASS PISSHOLE POMMIE TITS & DICKS POTTYMOUTH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD DAMN WETBACK BOB SAGET SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS DAMN MONKEY SHIT SHITE DAGO TAMPONS WOP RECTUM RAIDER CRAP ON A STICK DUMBASS TACO BATMAN & ROBIN ASS FUCKING CRAPPY WOP CRAPPY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PENISFUCK DEVELOPERS! RAT'S ASS COON DAMN IT PUSSY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHITE POWER DOUCHING JIGGABOO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU BOOBS YOU WANKER TITS FU SPANG DICKFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER CROTCH JENKEM FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER BRITNEY NAZI BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE FUCK YOU MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA CAUCASIANS TIT DIRT TOTAL DICK RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YOU DILDO CUNNILINGUS CLUSTERFUCK KIKE FAGGOT BITCH PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN GOATSE KIDDY FIDDLER DAMN BUTTFUCKER TRANNY PECKERHEAD ARSEBADGERS CANDY WOP SEX INBRED TAMPONS ALF NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT CUM DAMMIT DICKHEAD SCROTUM BASTARD ASS NIGGER ASSHAT SPICY CUNT FUCK WANK SHIT INCEST ABO FIST FUCK SON OF A BITCH JERK OFF FLYING FUCK MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS CLEMEN CRACKER BRITNEY YUKY DOODY PICKANINNY PIKACHU FUCKING SCUMBAG COCKSHITTER OSTRICH MY ASS PEARL NECKLACE MICK BASTARD FUCKING BELGIUM TWAT FUCK YOU FUCKFACE JACK OFF PRICK GOBSHITE TITS INBRED CAMEL FUCKER FUCKING BASEBALL GOBSHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSRAPING SPIC DICK JOHN ELWAY BEANER FAG WIGGER PRICK RAGHEAD BOOBIES SHIT FUCK YOU CUNTYMINTS SHIT BOOBIES FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD RAPE BUTTFUCKER TUBA ASS FASCIST DOUCHE CLIT BUTT PIRATE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICK CHICKEN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOOBS FRIG GOD DAMN BITCH TOWELHEAD WANKSPLAT FUCK HELL FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST FUDGEPACKER DICKFACE CUNT CHOAD FUCKFACE JIZZ ALEX TREBEK SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST BOOBIES FUCK YOU TOWELHEAD TURD KIKE BASTARD HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ RAT'S COCK JOHN ELWAY FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT CUNT O KURWA! WANKSPLAT SHITCUNTING COLGATE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASS SCUMBAG SHITE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD DUNE COON BOOBS KRAUT KAFFIR TWAT FLYING FUCK POLAK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GREASER suck my mothers SPICY CUNT FUCK PEEPEE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT SEX WHORE ASS NIPPLES MONKEY'S UNCLE DOG SHIT PRICK OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK ASSHAT ABO CUNT INCEST COCK FUCKWIT DIPSHIT DARTH VADER ASSRAPING JOHN ELWAY HORSE PENIS P'KANG HELL PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JACK OFF HORSE PENIS BASTARD MR WINKLER IS GAY FUCKFACE FUCK YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MICK NIGNOG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK CUNTBUCKET BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK ARSE CHAV SHITSLINGING PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE BUTT PIRATE PIG DONKEY DICK BATHING SUIT AREA CLUSTERFUCK TOSSER NEOPETS SHIT GOAT DICK HELLFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK TITS & DICKS SEMPRINI RAPE SEMEN COMMUNIST DILDO DONALD RUMSFELD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GARBAGE DAY! ASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LIKE FATHER LIKE SON and with the KAFFIR and his FUCK of girraffes in which ASS while reading about ASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PENISFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SUITCASE PENIS