Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITFACE'COCK'SPANK THE MONKEY'ASS'SUCK MY COCK'JAP'DAMNATION Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COLGATE neurochemical FUCK disorder COON characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MASTURBATION, sudden ANUSCAKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MONKEY'S UNCLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOB SAGET way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WHORE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRACKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BATHING SUIT AREA utterFUCKance of socially MY ANUS IS BLEEDING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FRED PHELPS television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

BIBLE BASHER Tourette's is ASS not to be GOD DAMN confused with NIPPLES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random KIKE disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICK TITS language, ASSWIPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SAND NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive INJUN quantities JACK OFF of ANAL DIABETES JUNGLE BUNNY garbage.

Darnit.

A HEIL HITLER! Polite Note to the TIT DIRT Author:

The ASSFACE Tourette's GANGBANG Research Institute was MOZILLA FIREFOX founded to URINE-GARGLING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FOUR-EYES article RANDY TRAVIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOLLOCKS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSCRACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SAND NIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BITCH Tourrette's sufferers BALL SACK swear. You can FUCK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the SHITFUCKER bad side of a terrible FUCKTARD thing.
• The main WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I WILL KILL YOU!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small [expletive deleted] knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SAND NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SUCK A BIG DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for TURD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIPPLES sufferers to become FLYING RAT'S ASS manically depressed and DOUCHE commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no WHORE cure, and the BLESSED DAMN SAINT drugs that are available to, "calm" the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA tics often have adverse DILDO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COLGATE perodol" which caused my entire SUCK MY COCK body to go CUNT numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than COCKSHITTER it is without the SHITFACE drug.

I am an active member of a SPANK THE MONKEY tourette syndrome HEIL HITLER! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOTHERFUCKER the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "FAGGOT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITMOUSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MARGARET THATCHER sorry for SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS "hi-jacking" your DIPSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a WHORE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMMIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLUSTERFUCK, and making fun of a FUCKING BASEBALL horrible disorder is (not) WANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIPPLES time.

Best GENITALIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAGHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew ART METAL PRODUCTS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The TESTICLE CHOKE bastard who wrote this article. You can OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA punch him if you LIMEY want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my CUNTYMINTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MASTURBATION Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKING and GRIS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKSTAIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKING BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUKKAKE HORSE! MASTURBATION IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MASTURBATION'S HOUSE

How DICK to SPUNK cure CHICKEN SHIT the PISS Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGGER TITS for DOODIE HEAD Tourette's PEEPEE Syndrome DUMBASS is TOWELHEAD following WANK these PAKI rules FROG in PISS OFF order:

• 1: Avoid ASSHAT immature NIGGER little FELCHMONKEY kids,
• 2: Count to QUEEF within MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE 10 JACKASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAGHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM nor JACKASS talk,
• 4: Tell PISS yourself you DICK TITS don't TITTIES have FUCKSTAIN this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY REBECCA BLACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MASTURBATION last straw BENCH PRESS!

I fucking put SUITCASE PENIS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOLLOCKS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GIVING HEAD the TOP OF FUCKING A THIS PUSSY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DUMBASS offensive. BOOBS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHOAD KISSER people who try SON OF A BITCH to battle COCK'SHITFUCKER that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-DAMN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WOODPECKERSHIT it now, but someone said CRAPMUNCHER' FUCK OFF SHITTY'WANKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKHEAD is a laughing FUCKSTAIN matter. Plus there BELGIUM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOBSHITE Uncyclopedia, there are GOD DAMMIT articles GO HOME AND DIE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS stuff. So WIENER that means FUCKING A stop getting mad at the TITWANK first part too and SEX talking about the CONDOMS letter that it's PISS ARTIST mocking (what KNOBJOCKEY letter? I don't even know what INBRED the heck you're talking about). Adrian HOMO hi self GENITALIA even made a really JERK OFF good point. "It's DICK TITS nothing more BASKETBALL HOOP from a head nod to a FIRECROTCH knee tick". FUCKTARD. Which I'll add SPANK THE MONKEY onto FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING JUMP! suffer that BUTTFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SACRAMENTO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MONKEY SHIT be, because if I were a CHOAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TOTAL hilarious. If you TWAT Want facts, go on DOT HEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MONKEY SHIT be offended, don't read DEVELOPERS! the freaking ASSFACE article anyway.

CUNT CHAV SAGGY TITS OH SHI– CRAPFUCKER DEVELOPERS! ART METAL PRODUCTS PIG WANK

HELLFIRE BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK HELL GOD DAMMIT FUCKFUCKFUCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKWAD YOUTUBE, BITCH CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMN GOOK ANAL BUGGER OFF RAINBOWS PISSHOLE BITCH WHORE DOUCHETITS DOUCHE NAZI SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER DOUCHING BUTT PIRATE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER BITCH CECIL JOHN RHODES MOTHERFUCKER NAZI VAGINA AAAAAAAAA! SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NORTH KOREA LIMEY HO DICKWAD WANK HELL DICK CHICKEN PRICK ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO FUCK GOAT DICK JAP DUMBASS SHIT SCROTUM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA INJUN ASSHAT ANAL PRICK COMMUNIST DILDO SOD OFF FLYING FUCK SHITE NIPPLES HELLFUCKER SHIT NEGRO BULLSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARSE BASTARD DICK MOTHERFUCKER SHIT COON DOUCHE URINE-GARGLING POTTYMOUTH COCKSUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMN FUCK PIECE OF SHIT SHITFACE [expletive deleted] ASS FUCK OFF FUCK NUGGET NIGGER NIPPLES DAMN WIKIPEDIA RAPE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS POWERSHIT BOOBIES ASS LICKER I'LL RAPE YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFUCKER FOUR-EYES PISS UP MY ARSE CHIGGER BITCH LOLCAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKHEAD lowercase WANKER NAZI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHICKEN FRIES BUTT-FOR-BRAINS YOU WANKER ASSHOLE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CONDOMS NIGNOG PENISFUCK BALL SACK SHITSLIDE ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! LET'S SHIT HONKY SLOPE SHIT FAGGOT PUSSY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SCUMBAG ASSHOLE TAMPONS COCK ASS MARGARET THATCHER NIGGER BASTARD RAT'S COCK SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMMIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKSTAIN DICK BUTTFUCKER JAP GOD DAMN SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITHEAD NECROPHILIA KNOBJOCKEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS SLOPE PRICK DAMN IT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTING ASSCRACK RUSKIE DAMN IT RAT'S COCK GENITALIA FUCK BASTARD GANGBANG JAP HO PEARL NECKLACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS MALARKY I AM CORNHOLIO! HELL TITTIES ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER NEOPETS MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHAV JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CROTCH FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT ASS SEX DOT HEAD CHINK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING SHIT DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY WANK SOD OFF QUEEF RAPE RAPE SHITFUCKER DILDO CUNT RAT'S COCK COCKSHITTER RAGHEAD HELL DOUCHING BEAVER COCK P'KANG TAMPONS REBECCA BLACK JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT RAT'S ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE DIPSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HEIL HITLER! FUCK COCK GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN COCK DONKEY DICK WANK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS CUNTSWILLING YID FLYING FUCK POMMIE GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK BASTARD SON OF A BITCH BASTARD PISS JACKASS DICKFACE GOBSHITE ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK BALLS GANGBANG FUCK YOU FUCK BUKKAKE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TENTACLE RAPE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST NAZI GREASER FEWMETS WANK SUITCASE PENIS HELL NI BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WIGGER JACK OFF HELL ARSE DOUCHING FUCK JENKEM SHITSKIN LOLCAT LGBT RIGHTS FENCE JUMPER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A AUTOFELLATIO CUNT CUNT JACKASS SUCK A BIG DICK POLESMOKER FLYING FUCK GANGBANG WOODPECKERSHIT CC PLZ SHITTY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ORGASM FUCKING JUMP! FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT CHUFF POOPOO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BALLS FUCK A DUCK ORGASM BASTARD POMMIE I RAPE WALRUSES! DILDO BOON NI DOUCHETITS DAMN TIMBER NIGGER ARSE DIPSHIT FUCKFACE COCK CROTCH DAMN POMMIE PRICK FUCK YOU NICARAGUA NIPPLES SCROTUM TACO FUCKING A CRACKER FUCKWIT DICK TITS BOB SAGET BRITNEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YID BASTARD SUGARTITS GOD DAMN DOT HEAD WIKIPEDIA COMMUNIST DILDO AUTOFELLATIO SEX SCROTUM TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MASTURBATION I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY MOTHERFUCKER pen0r WANK BIRD SHIT JERRY CLEVELAND STEAMER WANKER MOZILLA FIREFOX BALL SACK CRAP TITS ART METAL PRODUCTS BASTARD SHIT CLEMEN CONDOMS PISSHOLE DICKFACE FUCK ASSHAT BOLLOCKS COCK PUNANI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE DIMETHYL GLYCOL TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! I RAPE WALRUSES! FOUR-EYES PISS FUCK OFF CUNT PISS ARTIST FELLATIO CLIT ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX BUTTFUCKER BEANER SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT CUM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOCCASINS DICKLICK ASS FASCIST ASSHAT DIPSHIT SHIT CROTCH MASTURBATION RAT'S ASS BIBLE BASHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU CHOAD DANDELIONS BULLSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKING BLOWJOB HOMO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON GRAPE PENIS JAP POLAK NIGGER TITS TITS SHITHEAD BALLS PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE DILDO FUDGEPACKER NI DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA TAFFY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS RAT'S ASS FRIG FUCKSTAIN SHIT CRAP ON A STICK JOHN ELWAY FRAK BASTARD NIPPLES ROMANIA ASS LICKER SPIC ASSHAT NAZI SCUMBAG TIT SPRINKLES BOOBIES SHIT GREASER INCEST [expletive deleted] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FAG DAMN FENCE JUMPER FUCK FUCK YOU JAP CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JIZZ I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TWAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK CAMEL JOCKEY COMMUNIST DILDO CC PLZ CLUSTERFUCK CUNT LAPPER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHINK WANKER FUCKER BUTTFUCKER SHITSKIN COCK FUCK FELLATIO FUCKER PIG HELL ASSFACE TWAT PRICK LET'S SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD GANGBANG GENITALIA BASTARD FUCKSTAIN I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNTSWILLING REDNECK GENITALIA DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SEMEN CUNT AMERICAN SPELLING MOCKIE FUCK OFF LIMEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PENIS FUCKWIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH DIPSHIT NIGGER SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FAGGOT CHIGGER SPUNK CHOAD KISSER NIPPLES CRAPMUNCHER DOG SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY NAZI BONER PISSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE ORGASM PUNANI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKHEAD [expletive deleted] PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BOB SAGET WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER TITS VENEREAL DISEASE JUSTIN BIEBER FENCE JUMPER LIMEY CUNTRAG HORSE SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS ARSE WETBACK MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBUCKET ASSCRACK ASSRAPING SEX SHITE DIPSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WANK RAT'S ASS BASTARD PISS ARTIST TITMOUSE FUCK YOU CUNTRAG SOD OFF PENISFUCK CRAP NIGGER ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD JACKASS NECROPHILIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUKKAKE FELLATIO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOON ORGASM FLYING FUCK PEDOPHILIA GENITALIA FAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIRD SHIT HOSER TITWANK INBRED FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DONKEY PUNCHER BALL SACK BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKWIT SHITTY SUGAR FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK DEVELOPERS! FUCKHEAD TWAT BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHETITS TRANNY CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITBALLS MALARKY FUCKSTAIN PISS PRICK SMEG ARSEBADGERS NIGGER WEHATEMARIO SHITSKIN FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA pen0r BIG FOOT BOOBIES MONKEY BALLS MONKEY SHIT FELCHMONKEY INBRED BULLSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER DELICIOUS CAKE GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS POMMIE ASSFACE DIPSHIT PRICK INCEST FUCKER DICK MOCCASINS BITCH DOUCHE DUMBASS CHOAD SLOPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSFACE DAMN BLOWJOB LIMEY VAGINA BANGKOK WANK DOUCHETITS SPIC SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUGGER CLIT HOT GRITS PISS GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE 1984 KAFFIR ASSCRACK BASTARD BOOBS FUCK NIGGER SPIC TWAT FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT FUCKER SAND NIGGER GIVING HEAD SHIT SHITFACE HITLER TWISTY VAGINA BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS COMMUNION WAFER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! VENEREAL DISEASE BELLEND BAT FUCK INSANE POLAK BULLSHIT TWAT CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE BIGNOSE CRAP PUSSY PUNANI TITTIES PICKANINNY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BOOBS TITS ARSEBADGERS CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN IT POO POO BLOWJOB ARSE PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSEBADGERS A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD HELL TOWELHEAD ARSE POO POO BLOWJOB WANK SHITE COCK DAMN ASS RAT'S COCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUKKAKE ASSHAT BASKETBALL HOOP FUCKSTAIN BOOBS WETBACK FUCKING A GIVING HEAD JACKASS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE AUTOFELLATIO DEVELOPERS! HELL MONKEY BALLS JACKASS MARGARET THATCHER BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT FUCKING BASEBALL TACO POMMIE FELLATIO ASS WANK TURD DUMBASS SHITSLIDE FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS SEMEN NORTH KOREA BUTTFUCKER HONKY MOTHERFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SCUMBUCKET SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNNILINGUS RAPE COCKSTUFFER GYPSY COON SHITPISSER DICKWAD DILDO FUCKING BLUMPKIN DAMN SAND NIGGER FUCKER BEAVER BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] SPIC ARSE BANGKOK ANAL DIABETES BASTARD INCEST DICKFACE RAT'S ASS FUCKER SHITE WIGGER FUCKING ASSWIPE SUCK MY COCK CHENEY CHOAD FASHION BUG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS DAMMIT ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS GRINGO CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHOLE SHITE ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHAV DISSIDENTS FUCK FUCKING A DOUCHING SHIT BASTARD SHITFACE COON DILDO DOG SHIT DAGO CROTCH FLYING FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JACKASS BUTTFUCKER JESUS H. 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VAGINA REDNECK FUCKFACE BLOWJOB QUEEF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITFACE DYKE LOLCAT DICKLICK JOHNNY MOZILLA FIREFOX NEGRO MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN BITCH POLACK JACK OFF FUCKER ASSCRACK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOOK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKFACE RAPE SHITSLINGING DOG FUCKER POLACK BALLS SHIT PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCK BITCH FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST WOODPECKERSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POMMIE CHOAD KISSER ASSHAT EAT MY SHIT! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BELLEND GRINGO FUCKING BOB SAGET ASS GOD DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BONER and with the AUTOFELLATIO and his FEMADOM of girraffes in which RAT'S COCK while reading about BELLEND!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUGFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JACKASS