Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKFACE'JERRY'FAGGOT'DAMN'SCROTUM'PISS OFF'GOD BLESS AMERICA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TOSSER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNTRAG, sudden SON OF A BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FEWMETS or SHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SACRAMENTO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNTBUCKET way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PRICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BULLSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SAMUEL L. JACKSON AUTOFELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUGHNUT PUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially PISS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPFUCKER Tourette's is YOU WANKER not to be RAT'S ASS confused with SHITBALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GRIS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMMIT random PISS ARTIST disorientation, culturally-PRICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKFACE language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CAPTAIN CRUNCH RAT'S COCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL souvenir shoppes and massive FROG'S FAT ASS quantities BUGGER of ANAL DIABETES DOUCHE garbage.

Darnit.

A OH SHI– Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's CRAPFUCKER Research Institute was MOCKIE founded to SEX.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNNILINGUS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSHOLE article ARSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers BIRD SHIT swear. You can HI, BILLY MAYS HERE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOATSE TV, for always focusing on the POOPY bad side of a terrible IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

thing.

• The main SON OF A BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HEIL HITLER!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUKKAKE knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGFUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A school for FELLATIO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DIPSHIT sufferers to become MOCCASINS manically depressed and CROTCH commit SOD OFF suicide.
• There is no CUM cure, and the FUCKTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the FRED PHELPS tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire DAMN body to go FUCK YOU numb and CLIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTERFUCK it is without the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST drug.

I am an active member of a GOBSHITE tourette syndrome BEANER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GIVING HEAD the POMMIE public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOOBS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WIKIPEDIA sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your FUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REBECCA BLACK this that really [expletive deleted] annoys me. I am working towards a INJUN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POLAK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOON, and making fun of a JENKEM horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INBRED time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHEBAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. NIGGER Regards to Andrew QUEEF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The FUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you BOB SAGET want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my BALL SACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNTRAG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WALRUS SHIT and GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TWAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BALL SACK BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COCK HORSE! CUNTRAG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNTRAG'S HOUSE

How BITCH to NIGGER cure PISS ARTIST the ASSWIPE Tourette's JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKFUCKFUCK for BOOBIES Tourette's DICK Syndrome FUCKTARD is POMMIE following POMMIE these SHOOP DA WHOOP rules BULLSHIT in TOWELHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKING immature BASTARD little NIGGER kids,
• 2: Count to PENIS within TITWANK 10 ASSFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHUT UP, MEG! JACKASS GOD DAMN nor TAMPONS talk,
• 4: Tell FROG'S FAT ASS yourself you JUSTIN BIEBER don't ASSHAT have Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! this SHITHEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TOWELHEAD WITH NASTY 666 DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNTRAG last straw BITCH!

I fucking put OH SHI–' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHOAD KISSER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOTHERFUCKER the TOP OF SHIT THIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JACKASS offensive. PISS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITTY people who try INBRED to battle CRACKER'GARBAGE DAY! that tight-ass TITTIES 17-year-ASS FASCIST—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOM DeLUISE it now, but someone said KAFFIR' FUCKSTAIN TENTACLE RAPE'CLIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BULLSHIT is a laughing FUCKER matter. Plus there MOTHERFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WHORE Uncyclopedia, there are FROG articles RAPE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DUMBASS stuff. So DAMN IT that means POLAK stop getting mad at the CRACKER first part too and GOD DAMMIT talking about the JIZZ letter that it's COON mocking (what JOHNNY letter? I don't even know what SHITBALLS the heck you're talking about). Adrian LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT hi self DICKLICK even made a really THONG TASTER good point. "It's FUCKING nothing more ABO from a head nod to a HELLFIRE knee tick". MARGARET THATCHER. Which I'll add WANK onto MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that JOHN ELWAY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKSTAIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JACKASS be, because if I were a MOCCASINS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GANGBANG hilarious. If you FROG'S FAT ASS Want facts, go on FLAMING ASS BADGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! the freaking PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS article anyway.

MOCKIE PISS FRITZ KRAUT AUTOFELLATIO CUNTSWILLING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD

MALARKY PISS DONKEY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER THONG TASTER JIZZ CUM ANAL DIABETES SHITPISSER NIPPLES FUCKHEAD SHIT BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMMIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS SCROTUM ASSHOLE POOPOO ASS FUCK YOU FUCK BELGIUM BITCH SHITPISSER CLEMEN BEAVER PUSSY BULLSHIT WANK SHITE CRACKER POLACK FUCK DICKWAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKWIT BITCH BOOBIES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSWIPE KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH D'OH DAMN SHITSLINGING HELL FUCKING ASS SEMEN DUMBASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSHAT ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PRICK OSTRICH MY ASS DICK PISS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JERRY NIGGER TITS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! AUTOFELLATIO WANK SHIT PEARL NECKLACE HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMMIT FASHION BUG PIGFUCKER WETBACK MONKEY BALLS FUDGEPACKER ASSBANDIT FUCK CAMEL FUCKER CUM BUTT-HEAD WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN CHUFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK OFF BELGIUM BOOBS CUNTING ASSCRACK PENIS RUSKIE PUSSY TITS SHITHEAD FENCE JUMPER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COON FUCKER SHITFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACK OFF BALLS RICK MORANIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITS BITCH FUCK YOU WANK NAZI POMMIE CLEMEN SOD CUNT HELLFUCKER FUCKBAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD WIGGER SHITBALLS NAZI RAPE RAGHEAD BOOBIES FELCHMONKEY PISS ARTIST WANK TRANNY FELCHING FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS QUEEF DIPSHIT VAGINA BIRD SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITTY BLUE PENIS! 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PHELPS RAT'S ASS GREASER NIGGER FUCK OFF BULLCRAP YOUR MOM ASS PEDOPHILIA SHITFUCKER WANK BITCH HENTAI SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 30 CASES OF PICKLES WOP CRAPPY COON MOTHERFUCKER JAP FUCK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SCROTUM BEAVER CUNT FUCKING A FUCKING A HELL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK COON DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK BRITNEY FLAMING ASS BADGER HO PIG DICK CHICKEN SEMPRINI FUCKER HORSE SHIT WIKIPEDIA LIMEY RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE CROTCH DOUCHE FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BEANER PISS OFF DICKFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITE TWAT PEDOPHILIA FUCK NIPPLES DARTH VADER COCKSTUFFER TAFFY QUEEF JACKASS JAP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ANAL FUCK YOU SHITTY SIGMUND FREUD FLYING FUCK KAFFIR SHITFACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH PUSSYLICKER DUMBASS BASTARD WANK GOD DAMMIT STEVE BALLMER JACKASS FLYING FUCK PEARL NECKLACE MASTURBATION VAGINA SAMUEL L. JACKSON TRANNY JAP FUCKER GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKER FUCKWIT EPIDIDYMIS QUEEF CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKBAG BLISTERING BARNACLES BALL SACK CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT FUCK YOU JACKASS DAMMIT CHUFF CUNNILINGUS COON SHAKOPEE DUNE COON MARGARET THATCHER WANK CHICKEN SHIT TRANNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS BELGIUM EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HEIL HITLER! CHOAD SHITSLINGING MARCH OF FLAMES SUGARTITS NECROPHILIA COMMUNION WAFER PISS OFF BUNG-HOLE RAT'S ASS SOD OFF LET'S SHIT WANK DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSHOLE DICKLICK NICARAGUA ASSCRACK INBRED GIVING HEAD ASSFACE ASS ASSFACE ASS JACK OFF WIENER RAT'S COCK COCK RAPE CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER INCEST FUCKTARD SUGARTITS BUTT-HOLE MACACA FUCKER SNUFF PORN CRAPPY MONKEY SHIT TITS & DICKS BIGNOSE CRAP SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE SUCK MY COCK JUNGLE BUNNY SIGMUND FREUD PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNTRAG DOUCHE RECTUM RAIDER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BLOWJOB JIGGABOO MARCH OF FLAMES I'LL RAPE YOU PUNANI FALUN GONG RAGHEAD LENS CRAFTERS OH SHI– DAGO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN BUTT PIRATE SHITE TIMBER NIGGER SHIT GRINGO SHIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKBAG JUNGLE BUNNY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SUCK A BIG DICK TWAT SHITE REDSKIN RAPE RANDY TRAVIS PISSHOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK FUCKING DAMNATION DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE PISS UP MY ARSE ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LONGCAT IS LONG FUCKING PENIS ON A BUN DAMN SPUNK QUEEF CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT HELL DICKFACE BOON GOD DAMN FASHION BUG NIPPLES SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK OFF TITWANK BEAVER REBECCA BLACK ANAL FUCK OFF WOP HELL 666 BULLSHIT FELCHING KAFFIR BITCH JOHNNY SPANK THE MONKEY MACACA PISS ARTIST PRICK WOP DOG SHIT ARSEBADGERS CHINK PUNANI BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS NAZI BEAVER LICK PUSSY SHIT POOPOO WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOLDY TITS PUSSYLICKER FUCKING RAT'S COCK JACKASS SIGMUND FREUD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! [expletive deleted] ASS YOU WANKER SHITTY SHIT NIGGER MONKEY SHIT COCK TITTYWANK JACKASS FENCE JUMPER TIMBER NIGGER GO HOME AND DIE ALF DAMN PISS ORGASM TOWELHEAD DICKLICK SHITE SLOPE NIPPLES SOD LET'S SHIT GRAPE PENIS CHOAD BOOBS PISS OFF ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS D'OH RECTUM RAIDER ASS MONKEY SHIT DICK DOUCHE FUCK OFF SHITE BULLSHIT FROG FLYING FUCK ASSFACE MASTURBATION TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BEANER GO HOME AND DIE FUCKER FALSE BENSON BUKKAKE MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN COCKSHITTER MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT GOBSHITE ASSFACE DOUCHEBAG REDSKIN DOG FUCKER ASSCRACK GIVING HEAD POLACK PIG DICKHEAD BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ROSIE O'DONNELL THONG TASTER SHITFUCKER BALL SACK FUCK OFF MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY SHITHEAD GOD DAMN SHITBALLS FAGGOT GOD DAMN CUM PENIS HELL LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! WANK PIKACHU BOYCOTT VIACOM! MOZILLA FIREFOX BUGGER OFF FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT BASTARD GOD DAMMIT CC PLZ SHITE HOT GRITS FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS WANKER FELCHMONKEY PENIS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH REBECCA BLACK SHITCOCK SHITTY TIT DIRT DICKHEAD FUCK YOU HELL BUGGER ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING LET'S SHIT DOUCHING DAMN HADJI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HELL BOB SAGET FUCKTARD MINORITIES CRAPMUNCHER BITCH FRITZ ARSE CRAPPY TITWANK DAMN IT CUNT BITCH GOD DAMN DOUCHETITS BRUSH MA TEETH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SEX PRICK DICK TITS SCUMBAG DARTH VADER PISS SHITFACE FUCK NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT BITCH FUCKHEAD WANK MASTURBATION SEMPRINI CLEMEN FUCKFACE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKING SUCK MY DICK CUNTRAG JERRY KIKE GENITALIA DOODIE HEAD ASSHOLE DICKLICK HELL DAMN TURD SHITPISSER FUCKWIT NAZI LAKE TITICACA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHINK TURD TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN MILF SHITHEAD DAMN IT WOODPECKERSHIT TWAT CHINK BOB SAGET HENTAI DAMN DAMN FUCK YOU PISS SHITFUCKER SPUNK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS CHIGGER PRICK COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX POMMIE PORCH MONKEY FUCK FAG BASTARD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITFUCKER HELLFIRE DAMMIT CHAV WHORE GIVING HEAD JIGGABOO DICK HITLER JAP HAIL SATAN! ASSCRACK SPIC PISS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TOSSER HITLER PIGFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHIGGER TWAT FUCK OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER DUMBASS BIG FOOT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BIGNOSE SHITFACE WEHATEMARIO POMMIE PENISBIRD TITTIES BALLS FUCKING MONKEY SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE YOU WANKER GOATSE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CHOAD FRIG CUNT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK LOLCAT ASSHOLE DAGO SHIT WANK BONER FROG SHITCUNTING CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY DOT HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SHITBALLS CUNTRAG SUCK MY DICK FUCKFACE BUGGER OFF WANK FUCK DONKEY DICK FOUR-EYES CUNNILINGUS D'OH SHIT FENCE JUMPER ASS MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER EMO TURD BITCH CRAPFUCKER ASS LICKER POO POO BLOWJOB DOODIE HEAD POLESMOKER SMEG FROG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST DILDO KAFFIR FELLATIO WANKER WIENER FUCKING A CUNT BOLLOCKS TOTAL MOCCASINS GOATSE YOU WANKER PUNANI DAMN CUNT GOD DAMN PIG SHITFACE FUCK ARSEBADGERS PISSHOLE ASSCRACK CHUFF FIRECROTCH INCEST MOLDY TITS POTTYMOUTH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DEVELOPERS! RAT'S COCK FRENCH TICKLER SHIT DICKHEAD FUCKWIT WALRUS SHIT GOD DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRED PHELPS BALL SACK DICKWAD GOD DAMN WIKIPEDIA FELCHING SEMEN GARBAGE DAY! DUNE COON LET'S SHIT DOUCHE NAZI BULLSHIT JOHNNY BULLCRAP DOUCHE NAZI TWAT ASSHAT WETBACK PENIS FOUR-EYES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT ASS CRAPPY SEMEN SEX KAFFIR POLESMOKER STUDENT RIOTS TITS I WILL END YOU! NEGRO BUGFUCK BUKKAKE SUCK MY COCK PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT ANAL DIABETES SHITTY DILDO TACO SHITHEAD BUDDHISM MILF HADJI PUSSY TRANNY CHOAD BULLCRAP DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS GRINGO CHOAD DUMBASS FUCKBAG HELLFIRE CUNT MACACA MALARKY GOAT DICK QUEEF FUCK FUCKSTAIN BOOBS ASSWIPE PEARL NECKLACE SHIT DAMN LOGJAMMER COCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BALLS CAPTAIN CRUNCH BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH SHIT PAKI CONDOMS BENCH PRESS COCK BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY BUGFUCK BOB SAGET CLEMEN FUCKING CUNTYMINTS CROTCH BENCH PRESS KITTENS CHOAD YOU WANKER BASTARD SHITFACE PISS ASS CUNT GOD DAMMIT DAMN NECROPHILIA DICK BUGGER OFF POOPY HELL DICKHEAD PENIS ON A STICK SOD OFF FUCK OFF CRAP ON A STICK FUCKFACE ASS BOB SAGET NIGGER TITS O CANADA FEWMETS WHORE FUCKTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK POLAK SHITSKIN ANAL DIABETES POTTYMOUTH MONKEY SHIT QUEEF FUCKSTAIN FIRECROTCH ASSWIPE SHITFACE INJUN BUKKAKE QUEEF DIPSHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ARSEBADGERS POMMIE POLESMOKER FUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF WHORE ARSE JIZZ FUCKER FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONKEY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER TITMOUSE WANK NIPPLES JUSTIN BIEBER MONKEY BALLS CRAP ON A STICK MOCKIE ASSHAT DOUCHING NEGRO NAZI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT JIZZ NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NIPPLES FUCKTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SEMPRINI ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT ASSHAT SHITE FUCK YOU FUCK OFF TOWELHEAD NIGGER GRINGO COCK RAT'S COCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PENISBIRD STEVE BALLMER CLEMEN ASSWIPE BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD NEOPETS DOUCHE SLOPE TAMPON IN MY ASS CHICKEN FRIES HATE HATE HAT SHITHEAD MALARKY PISS OFF PISS ARTIST PENIS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAT'S COCK CONDOMS SHITSKIN DICK FUCK YOU ASSBANDIT FUCKING BIRD SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU JIZZ TAMPONS GANGBANG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITTYWANK FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE FELLATIO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTT PIRATE SHITBALLS ANAL DAMN GOAT DICK CUM ASSCRACK BUGGER PIGFUCKER ANAL SHITPISSER ARSEBADGERS TENTACLE RAPE SON OF A BITCH TUBA MOCCASINS BITCH CUNT BUTT PIRATE EMO JOHNNY MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTRAG CHING CHONG CHINK DEVELOPERS! BORDER HOPPER WINDOWS VISTA DUNE COON GIVING HEAD ASSWIPE HORSE PENIS BUKKAKE NEGRO TITS & DICKS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANK SHITBALLS WANK WANK FUCKER ABO CHIGGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PENIS MALARKY MONKEY SHIT SHITTY DAMN IT SPICY CUNT FUCK BUTTFUCKER SHITE HONKY BITCH EAT MY SHIT! INBRED WANK NIGGER SOD OFF HEIL HITLER! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SAGGY TITS and with the PISS and his PISS of girraffes in which TAMPONS while reading about SPANK THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FEWMETS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FIST FUCK