Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SON OF A BITCH'SHITFACE'BRUSH MA TEETH'FUCKFACE'CHICKEN SHIT'MALARKY'NINTENDOGS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNTING ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICKHEAD, sudden STUB m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUM or PISS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOTHERFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOLLOCKS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOT HEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MASTURBATION by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHOAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat EPIDIDYMIS COCKSUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially JOHN SMILEY FACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKSTAIN television programs to address CRAP Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is PRICK not to be VENEREAL DISEASE confused with SHITSLINGING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS ARTIST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOTHERFUCKER random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BLOWJOB language, DYKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FOUR-EYES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky QUEEF souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKHEAD quantities FUCKSTAIN of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A POOPY Polite Note to the CUNTRAG Author:

The FUCK OFF Tourette's DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Research Institute was ASSCRACK founded to JERK OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BLUMPKIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KRAUT article GENITALIA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SACRAMENTO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JERK OFF Tourrette's sufferers 666 swear. You can CLEVELAND STEAMER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COLGATE TV, for always focusing on the MOZILLA FIREFOX bad side of a terrible INJUN thing.
• The main VENEREAL DISEASE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNNILINGUS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee POMMIE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHE NAZI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS ARTIST school for MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMN sufferers to become SCROTUM manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit HENTAI suicide.
• There is no POMMIE cure, and the COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSKIN tics often have adverse DICKHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! perodol" which caused my entire RHODESIA body to go WANKSPLAT numb and SHITCOCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than PEEPEE it is without the OH SHI– drug.

I am an active member of a WEHATEMARIO tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HELL the BONER public view of Tourettes as a "LENS CRAFTERS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for SHITE "hi-jacking" your FRIG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT this that really HELLFIRE annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHE NAZI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BALLS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a FUCKWIT horrible disorder is (not) DIPSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best ASSFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. DOG SHIT Regards to Andrew 30 CASES OF PICKLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can SCUMBAG punch him if you MOLDY TITS want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MUGABE'S MOMMA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POTTYMOUTH saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my ASSCRACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICKHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAT'S COCK and WANKSPLAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NICARAGUA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SEX BAND WITH 4 WIKIPEDIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GIVING HEAD HORSE! DICKHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICKHEAD'S HOUSE

How FUCK A DUCK to DONKEY PUNCHER cure FUCK A DUCK the RAPE Tourette's BLOWJOB Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUGGER for RAT'S COCK Tourette's MOCKIE Syndrome CUNTRAG is HORSE SHIT following MOLDY TITS these TOTAL rules BASTARD in BALLS order:

• 1: Avoid SAND NIGGER immature SHITE little BITCH kids,
• 2: Count to CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON within BITCH 10 CLUSTERFUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your INBRED TWAT BITCH nor ASSCRACK talk,
• 4: Tell GOBSHITE yourself you VAGINA don't CUNT have SHITCOCK this SONNY BILL WILLIAMS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WITH NASTY JESSE McCARTNEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIGFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICKHEAD last straw BORDER HOPPER!

I fucking put COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOOBS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT the TOP OF FEMADOM THIS ASSRAPING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. YOU WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIECE OF SHIT people who try BATHING SUIT AREA to battle RICK MORANIS'LET'S SHIT that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-NIPPLES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said DUNE COON' BALL SACK lowercase'ASSRAPING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING INBRED is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there SHITCUNTING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKTARD Uncyclopedia, there are WANKSPLAT articles ASSCRACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POOPOO stuff. So FUCKING A that means DIPSHIT stop getting mad at the ASSHAT first part too and JERK OFF talking about the YOGHURT CANNON letter that it's REDNECK mocking (what FUCKER letter? I don't even know what SON OF A BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAPE hi self CUM even made a really PISS good point. "It's YOU WANKER nothing more CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". RANDY TRAVIS. Which I'll add ASSBANDIT onto FUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a TWO-INCH PENIS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT hilarious. If you BUTTFUCKER Want facts, go on GOD DAMMIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WEHATEMARIO be offended, don't read PISS OFF the freaking PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article anyway.

WANK COON HELL SHITHEAD BALL SACK COCKSUCKER suck my mothers JERK OFF SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER

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DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BRITNEY BUTT PIRATE HORSE PENIS KAFFIR FUCKSTAIN SHIT PISS ABO SUCK MY DICK SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD CRAPFUCKER NIGGER BITCH ASS DUMBASS INJUN RAT'S COCK SOD RAGHEAD TITTIES MICK DUMBASS MOLDY TITS HELL DIPSHIT BALLS WILLY WONKA CONDOMS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FLYING RAT'S ASS EAT MY SHIT! TAMPONS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BITCH REDSKIN DYKE ASS FUCKING SEX TACO GOD DAMMIT WIENER BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT ASS SUCK MY DICK SHITFACE ANUSCAKE BORDER HOPPER FUCKING JUMP! GREASER JERK OFF ASS FASCIST MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA RULES FUCKFACE SCUMBAG SHIT DOUCHEBAG ORGASM SHITFACE TACO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT SHITE CUNT POWERSHIT GIVING HEAD FUCK YOU DAMN BULLSHIT WETBACK FUCKING JUMP! CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD ALEX TREBEK SHITSLINGING FUCKING FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD PUSSY FUCK OFF DAMN PISS OFF FUCKHEAD CUNT ALF DUMBASS NECROPHILIA BONG CUNTING ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS NIGGER BUKKAKE JESSE McCARTNEY BIG FOOT NAZI FUCKER FUCKER INBRED DAMN IT CROTCH MOCKIE BUKKAKE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKING JUMP! SEX FUCKING A PISS ARTIST MAMA MIA DICK DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD SON OF A BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITE BALL SACK BATHING SUIT AREA ASS GOBSHITE DAMN IT BALLS WARNER MUSIC GROUP DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN ANAL ASSFACE ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER SHIT JERK OFF BOB SAGET LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DIPSHIT DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER JACKASS SHIT WOP GOD DAMN FUCK YOU CANNED QUOTE GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER SHUT UP, MEG! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSRAMMER and with the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA and his FUCKING of girraffes in which CUNTRAG while reading about JERRY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BONER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUGFUCK