Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's REDNECK'CUNNILINGUS'ABO'GIVING HEAD'BUKKAKE'ASS'BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden SHITHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMMIT or TITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly [EXPLETIVE] in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WOODPECKERSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTTFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BULLSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BEANER BEANER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSFACE utterFUCKance of socially POOPY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASTARD television programs to address FUCKWIT Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is TWO-INCH PENIS not to be FUCKER confused with TITTIES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSCRACK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random FUDGEPACKER disorientation, culturally-WANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SON OF A BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKFACE language, JACK OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CRACKER souvenir shoppes and massive DAGO quantities JUNGLE BUNNY of ANAL DIABETES suck my mothers garbage.

Darnit.

A DIRTY SANCHEZ Polite Note to the HELL Author:

The CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's SAND NIGGER Research Institute was HEIL HITLER! founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKBAG article DUNE COON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ABO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING JUMP! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Tourrette's sufferers NEGRO swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SUCK MY COCK TV, for always focusing on the COLGATE bad side of a terrible CHIGGER thing.
• The main DAMMIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTING ASSCRACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WIKIPEDIA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS OFF knee SHAKOPEE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CONDOMS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NECROPHILIA school for DAMNATION something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage YOU WANKER sufferers to become SHITCUNTING manically depressed and FUCKFACE commit BLISTERING BARNACLES suicide.
• There is no BUTT-FOR-BRAINS cure, and the WOODPECKERSHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAT'S ASS tics often have adverse BUTTFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MONKEY BALLS perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go SHITHEAD numb and COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKWIT it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a DICK CHICKEN tourette syndrome BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the GOD DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "GOD DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKSMOKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HO sorry for INBRED "hi-jacking" your SPUNK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a JACKASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ABO, and making fun of a TITTYWANK horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WOP time.

Best MOCCASINS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing TIENANMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. JIZZ Regards to Andrew ART METAL PRODUCTS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The DIPSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK MY DICK punch him if you SHIT LIKE A HORSE want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my WOODPECKERSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BASTARD and ARSE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DUMBASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BAND WITH 4 I'LL RAPE YOU MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How BALLS to NIPPLES cure YOU WANKER the WHORE Tourette's pen0r Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLSHIT for YOUR MOM Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome RAT'S ASS is CUNTSWILLING following MOTHERFUCKER these DAMN rules JESUS FUCKING CHRIST in SAMUEL L. JACKSON order:

• 1: Avoid ASSCRACK immature POLACK little BIGNOSE kids,
• 2: Count to SHIT within SHITE 10 EXTRA LONG PENISseconds,
• 3: Do not open your POLAK FRITZ MOTHERFUCKER nor NEOPETS talk,
• 4: Tell LENS CRAFTERS yourself you DAMMIT don't PIECE OF SHIT have DOT HEAD this PORCH MONKEY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY HOCKEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw SHITSLINGING!

I fucking put ARSE' my comment at the TOP OF THE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITSLINGING the TOP OF YOU WANKER THIS BRITNEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNNILINGUS offensive. NECROPHILIA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TWAT people who try PISS OFF MY ASS to battle COON'60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT that tight-ass INCEST 17-year-DONKEY PUNCHER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKSTAIN it now, but someone said BULLSHIT' NAZI BUGGER'TAMPONS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! matter. Plus there OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOUCHE NAZI Uncyclopedia, there are BUTT PIRATE articles TITS & DICKS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BULLSHIT stuff. So TWAT that means KIKE stop getting mad at the CONDOMS first part too and BASTARD talking about the CHIGGER letter that it's JERK OFF mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what TOWELHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian CLEMEN hi self ASSWIPE even made a really JENKEM good point. "It's BONER nothing more PISS ARTIST from a head nod to a ARSE knee tick". INJUN. Which I'll add PORCH MONKEY onto SHITTY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIHILISM suffer that CLEMEN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TOWELHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAPE be, because if I were a DICK CHICKEN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GANGBANG hilarious. If you ASSCRACK Want facts, go on TITS & DICKS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POTTYMOUTH be offended, don't read SAMUEL L. JACKSON the freaking JAP article anyway.

WANK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BONER CUNT FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER CUNNILINGUS RAGHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT

BLUMPKIN SHAKOPEE FUCKFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WIGGER FUCKBAG FLYING FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKWIT MALL SANTA BITCH FUCKER KRAUT SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WIKIPEDIA HELL BLUMPKIN BULLSHIT YOU WANKER DYKE ASS GREASER PAKI TWO-INCH PENIS NECROPHILIA FELCHING DAMN PIG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITBALLS BUTTFUCKER NEGRO DAMN FLYING FUCK DAMMIT TITS FUCKHEAD SHITFACE SCUMBUCKET GOBSHITE FUCKING ASS FASCIST POLAK PISS OFF HOMO GANGBANG DUMBASS FELCHING INBRED POMMIE SHITE BUGGER OFF BEAVER HOSER NIGGER AY-AY-AY ASSFACE JACK OFF I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKTARD COCK WILLY WONKA JIZZ NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT SHIT DIPSHIT SHITTY QUEEF DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY MACACA NIGNOG FIST FUCK BULLSHIT O CANADA DOG SHIT FUCKING JUMP! CUNT CRAPPER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALLS BENCH PRESS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BIRD SHIT VAGINA CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY CLIT RAT'S COCK FUCKER INCEST JACKASS POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMMIT HOT GRITS [expletive deleted] suck my mothers HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S COCK FUCKER TITS SHOOP DA WHOOP BULLCRAP ANAL BEAVER COLGATE TAFFY FUCKTARD BOYCOTT VIACOM! TURD SHAKOPEE DAMMIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BANGKOK FUCKING JUMP! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HOLY DUMB FUCK AMERICA ONLINE ANAL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWO-INCH PENIS PRICK I'LL RAPE YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTYMINTS FUCKING A CRAPFUCKER BITCH YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK TWAT WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER BUGGER OFF SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? GENITALIA ASSFACE SUGARTITS SEX TOWELHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKTARD JACKASS DAGO MILF GOBSHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! FELCHMONKEY RAPE MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT DOG FUCKER BOB SAGET JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANKSPLAT RECTUM RAIDER DICKHEAD ASSFACE BULLCRAP SCUMBAG DYKE MICK ASSCRACK INJUN NIGGER FUCKHEAD HORSE SHIT COON CUNT JAP JOHN ELWAY GYPSY DILDO CRAP ON A STICK PISS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOG FUCKER DAMNATION TAMPON IN MY ASS FLYING FUCK CHUFF CUNT SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT KIKE GIVING HEAD SHIT REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE PRICK SHIT PRICK SHITBALLS FELLATIO YID SCROTUM FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY [Insert swear here] COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FELCHING OLD CHRIST OF A SHITTY FUCKTARD DICKHEAD BIG FOOT SIGMUND FREUD RAT'S ASS JACKASS NIGGER ASSHAT SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTTFUCKER DAMN PIGS MIGHT FLY SAND NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO ANUSCAKE POMMIE ASSWIPE ASSHAT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER DICK TITS VENEREAL DISEASE BALLS CUNT HYPERINFLATION BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON PENIS DAMN PENIS ON A STICK CLUSTERFUCK BORDER HOPPER BALL SACK ASS DUMBASS PUSSY ASSWIPE QUEEF CRAP ON A STICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK YOU GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST BIGNOSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TACO CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY BONER FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER WANK FUCKTARD DICKLICK FRED PHELPS FUCKHEAD CLIT GIVING HEAD SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS BONER PIGFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITHEAD SUGARTITS EXTRA LONG PENIS CHIGGER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] FUCK OFF YID WANK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK POMMIE DONGSHOVER FUCKING ASSCRACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING RICK MORANIS RAT'S ASS FUCK BALLS FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE TACO GO HOME AND DIE FUCKHEAD TWAT FUCKER SLOPE FLYING RAT'S ASS SPIC MACACA DICK SHITFUCKER CUNT CLIT FUCKSTAIN CHOAD MOLDY TITS BITCH WINDOWS VISTA FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER SUCK A BIG DICK RAT'S COCK POMMIE TWISTY VAGINA FOUR-EYES TITWANK DICKHEAD LIMEY DOUCHEBAG WIKIPEDIA CHRISTIANITY AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS SHIT TITS & DICKS TIT DIRT NIPPLES SHITE BASTARD PRICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNT CRAPPER WIENER FLYING FUCK BALLS CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER ANUSCAKE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST JAP YOU WANKER SHITE ANAL DICKLICK DAMN DAMN PENISBIRD JAP TITWANK PENISBIRD FUCKHEAD PENIS ON A BUN JAP CHICKEN FRIES ASSHAT MOCKIE WOODPECKERSHIT NEOPETS SHITBALLS PIG CUM BANGKOK FUCK DAMNED TABERNACLE CUNT PRICK ASSBANDIT HEIL HITLER! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNTBUCKET HOLY DUMB FUCK SEX NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SEMPRINI PEDOPHILIA CUM FUCKBAG MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FELLATIO FUCKWIT SHITFACE JOHN ELWAY JACK OFF EMO NAZI MILF CHRISTHUMPER SHIT SHIT HORSE SHIT DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCK SHITTY ASSHOLE FUCKTARD SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN PISS TITTIES TWAT SEX CUNTBUCKET SUCK MY DICK FUCKING RAT'S COCK MASTURBATION GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY TWAT WOP SHITFACE SHITSKIN TOWELHEAD HELL DICKHEAD DAMN IT SHITTY CAUCASIANS ROSIE O'DONNELL COCKSMOKER CHINK FUCKER PISS OFF FU SPANG NORTH KOREA FUCK JACKASS NICARAGUA CHOAD SHITTY DAMN MICK FUCK ASSCRACK NIGGER PUNANI HELL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIPPLES EAT MY SHIT! DUMBASS MOCKIE MONKEY SHIT FEMADOM BUTTFUCKER GREASER CHOAD HO NEGRO SHAKOPEE BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK OFF BUTT-HOLE FUCKSTAIN BEAVER INBRED PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WANK CUNT COCK FUCK YOU DOG FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NAZI BUGFUCK ASSHOLE BONER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RAT'S COCK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO SHITE SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK EPIDIDYMIS SEMEN COMMUNION WAFER SHIT LIKE A HORSE CRACKER TOTAL ASSFACE BEANER PISS SHITCUNTING FUDGEPACKER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SPIC FLYING FUCK CAMEL FUCKER SCUMBAG UIGURS ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN BUKKAKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING ASSFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSCRACK PRICK BLUE PENIS! GOD DAMMIT SHIT PENIS FELCHING DOUCHE CHINK ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! BITCH HORSE SHIT SEX JACKASS SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL SUCK MY DICK TITS CHIGGER RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLIT RAGHEAD FUCKTARD SHITE DOODIE HEAD DICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST I RAPE WALRUSES! GIVING HEAD DAMMIT GINGERBREAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SOD OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ PIG HELLFUCKER WILLY WONKA ASSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GIVING HEAD BALL SACK DICKFACE DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS HAIL SATAN! SPICY CUNT FUCK SEMEN STEVE BALLMER SHITE FUCKHEAD CHIGGER ASSHOLE PRICK FUCK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK BUKKAKE SEMPRINI NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER ORGASM FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK FUCKHEAD JACK OFF GOD DAMN PEDOPHILIA NIGGER DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER DOM DeLUISE DELICIOUS CAKE TOWELHEAD TITTIES HELL BOOBS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAT'S COCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUGGER OFF HELL PEDOPHILIA MASTURBATION NICARAGUA FUCKTARD DOG SHIT FRAK INBRED COCK MOTHERFUCKER CLIT DICK IN A BOX POTTYMOUTH JERRY WIGGER FUCKING A CANNED QUOTE BALLS DICKFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK HENTAI BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO SHIT WHORE SHITE BALL SACK DICKFACE [Insert silly non-swear here] FRAK PUSSYLICKER FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT TUBA P'KANG WIENER COCK FUCKFACE BUKKAKE BLOWJOB REDNECK BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA PICKANINNY FELLATIO POTTYMOUTH TITTYWANK HO YOU WANKER SEX DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CLIT RUSTY TROMBONE DONKEY PUNCHER CUNNILINGUS FAGGOT CHINK AY-AY-AY SHIT COCK SHITTY SEMEN DAMN IT GENITALIA POLACK DAMN IT TITS COON QUEEF VAGINA CHIGGER YOU WANKER PEACEFUL PRICK OSTRICH MY ASS ARSE FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS LICKER ASS LICKER JAP RAGHEAD MOCCASINS PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITFACE TESTICLE CHOKE DICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS STRAWBERRY ASS BLUE PENIS! CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH FUCKWIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES JIZZ POLACK PEDOPHILIA JOHN ELWAY DICKLICK RAT'S COCK FUCKING BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS FUCKFACE NEGRO CRAP POMMIE FUCK YOU DAMN DAMMIT SHIT FUCK SHITTY DOG FUCKER LOLCAT DILDO DICKFACE WANK DICKFACE BANGKOK ARSE SAGGY TITS FIST FUCK HADJI FUCKTARD SHIT DYKE JERRY HOT GRITS GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT GOBSHITE DUMBASS SCUMBAG SOD DAMN SHITTY NECROPHILIA CHRISTHUMPER NECROPHILIA BENCH PRESS D'OH FIRECROTCH REDSKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS JIZZ JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKHEAD TITS & DICKS CUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MONKEY SHIT BOLLOCKS BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT DAMN FRAK MILF MARGARET THATCHER COCKSUCKER WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? FUCKWIT GOBSHITE FOUR-EYES CHOAD QUEEF BATMAN & ROBIN JOY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PIECE OF SHIT DEMOCRACY KRAUT KRAUT FUCKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK MASTURBATION YOU WANKER NIGNOG DUMBASS DIPSHIT RAPE SHITHEAD SEX SOD YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD HELL SHITHEAD JACK OFF CUM EMO DICK CHICKEN BUTTFUCKER PENIS KIKE BIRD SHIT BIGNOSE FUCKING JUMP! TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! I'LL RAPE YOU NORTH KOREA TONY LA RUSSA GIVING HEAD SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER PISS BULLSHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PICKANINNY GREASER FEMADOM DOG SHIT FRITZ DAMN PUSSY PENIS ON A BUN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TUBA FUCKTARD ASSHAT CRAPMUNCHER ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK SUCK MY DICK ASSWIPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LET'S SHIT TITS & DICKS SHITE PENIS CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT CLUSTERFUCK SPANK THE MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE NAZI WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! NIGNOG MACACA ASS MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF FUCK OFF TAMPONS ASSCRACK FUCK FUCKING EMO RAPE FUCKWIT {{USERNAME}} HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LIMEY SHAKOPEE DOUCHE TWAT DICKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HENTAI CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT BIRD SHIT PEEPEE WIGGER SHITTY DAMNATION CONDOMS ASSCRACK CHUFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK CRACKER HORSE SHIT SHITE BONER DAMN WANK AUTOFELLATIO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TIMBER NIGGER SAGGY TITS D'OH BONER SHITFUCKER SUGARTITS COCKSTUFFER I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT INBRED BELGIUM FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOODIE HEAD HADJI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FAG SEMEN ANUSCAKE PISSHOLE DAMN SUCK MY COCK FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO MILF ASS FRITZ JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO DICK CLIT ASSFACE BELGIUM MARY WHITEHOUSE RAPE CUNT DAMN CUM POLACK SEX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CROTCH HELL MONKEY SHIT MARGARET THATCHER HELL ANAL DIABETES DICK BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITS and with the ARSE and his DOUCHING of girraffes in which DILDO while reading about PENIS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See EPIDIDYMIS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• VAGINA