Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JIZZ neurochemical FUCK disorder KIKE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NAZI, sudden EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKGOBLIN or RUSKIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EMO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BRITAIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken O KURWA! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BRUSH MA TEETH CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTING ASSCRACK utterFUCKance of socially DICKWAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOZILLA FIREFOX television programs to address COCKGOBLIN Tourette's syndrome.

DICK Tourette's is LOGJAMMER not to be SCUMBAG confused with I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGFUCK random DOM DeLUISE disorientation, culturally-DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING JUMP! language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT WANKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSKIN souvenir shoppes and massive INBRED quantities DOG SHIT of ANAL DIABETES MACACA garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITHEAD Polite Note to the TURD Author:

The PISS Tourette's WIGGER Research Institute was SCUMBAG founded to BUGFUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JERK OFF article SCUMBUCKET funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DUMBASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SEMEN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of NIGNOG Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can WANK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELLFIRE TV, for always focusing on the BALL SACK bad side of a terrible PISS ARTIST thing.
The main KRAUT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JACKASS SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKBAG knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is DAMMIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHOAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JAP school for BIGNOSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK YOU sufferers to become CHIGGER manically depressed and PAKI commit SHIT suicide.
There is no COCKING FUCKBOROUGH cure, and the HO drugs that are available to, "calm" the DUMBASS tics often have adverse SCUMBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire CLUSTERFUCK body to go WINDOWS VISTA numb and SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICK TITS it is without the NIPPLES drug.

I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome BOYCOTT VIACOM! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ARSE the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "EPIDIDYMIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RUSKIE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BLUMPKIN sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your FROG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SCROTUM this that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIPPLES, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) ANUSCAKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKHEAD time.

Best NIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHRISTHUMPER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA SUCKS countries. When showing INDIA HAS NUKES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your TIENANMEN SQUARE capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. FUCKSTAIN Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The FRENCH TICKLER bastard who wrote this article. You can MALL SANTA punch him if you WETBACK want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHINK saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my PENIS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NAZI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FRENCH TICKLER and PISS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INBRED music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DILDO BAND WITH 4 SHITCOCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ARSEBADGERS HORSE! NAZI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NAZI'S HOUSE

How RAT'S COCK to WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? cure BUTTFUCKER the TITTYWANK Tourette's TOSSER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIPPLES for FAGGOT Tourette's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Syndrome REBECCA BLACK is COMMUNIST DILDO following FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA these FLAMING ASS BADGER rules ANAL in BOYCOTT VIACOM! order:

1: Avoid BASTARD immature ASS little BITCH kids,
2: Count to ASSRAPING within JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST 10 BEANERseconds,
3: Do not open your VENEREAL DISEASE ASSWIPE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! nor HEIL HITLER! talk,
4: Tell EMO yourself you JAP don't DUMBASS have FUCKFACE this TOSSER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAPE WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SAGGY TITS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NAZI last straw BALL SACK!

I fucking put BULLSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at KIKE the TOP OF HELL THIS DOM DeLUISE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMNATION offensive. CHOAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNTING ASSCRACK people who try HORSE SHIT to battle VAGINA'WANK that tight-ass NIGGER 17-year-BOOBIES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BLOWJOB it now, but someone said CHOAD' JACKASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA'TENTACLE RAPE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKER is a laughing NECROPHILIA matter. Plus there PISS ARTIST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHAT Uncyclopedia, there are COON articles BITCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOOBIES stuff. So PENIS that means NIGGER stop getting mad at the SHITFUCKER first part too and TOSSER talking about the JUSTIN BIEBER letter that it's D'OH mocking (what PENISBIRD letter? I don't even know what ASSFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian HI, BILLY MAYS HERE hi self WANKER even made a really JACKASS SHIT good point. "It's TITS nothing more FRENCH TICKLER from a head nod to a AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI knee tick". I WILL KILL YOU!. Which I'll add YOU WANKER onto TITS & DICKS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHING suffer that KNOBJOCKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes I WILL END YOU! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to KAFFIR be, because if I were a JERK OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK OFF hilarious. If you NIGGER TITS Want facts, go on TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CLIT be offended, don't read FRIG the freaking SHITHEAD article anyway.

EMO KIDDY FIDDLER ASSWIPE BITCH DICKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER CRAPPY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FEMADOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HEIL HITLER! DICK BITCH NIGNOG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACK OFF CHRIST OF TABERNACLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT HELL DICKWAD RAT'S ASS DAMNATION YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN NAZI BUTT-HEAD DOODIE HEAD BASTARD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PENIS SEMEN BUTTFUCKER YUKY DOODY PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S COCK FIST FUCK WIENER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SOD PISS OFF EAT MY SHIT! SHITTY CONAN O'BRIAN SUCK MY DICK ASSWIPE BUGGER EPIDIDYMIS FAGGOT FENCE JUMPER DAMN FUCKHEAD SCROTUM CHAV BOOBS FELLATIO DAMNATION FUCK YOU KAFFIR D'OH DAMN COCKSMOKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE PORCUPINE'S BALLS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JOHN ELWAY BITCH DICKLICK TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKER GOD DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL JACKASS PISS ASSBANDIT SHIT FRIG ASS CRAPPY WHORE JERRY MASTURBATION CHING CHONG CHINK CC PLZ GO COUNT YOUR DICK MONKEY BALLS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKFACE SUGARTITS BUTT PIRATE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FELLATIO WANK DICK CHICKEN ART METAL PRODUCTS JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER WANK BOOBIES BLUE PENIS! QUEEF DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK MILF TURD DOT HEAD ANAL I'LL RAPE YOU TITS JACKASS FUCK GANGBANG CHIGGER suck my mothers HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TITWANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MILF JUNGLE BUNNY KAFFIR JACKASS LAKE TITICACA BOOBS SHIT CUNT PIG DAMNATION WANK SHITSLINGING DAMN IT [expletive deleted] NIGGER TITS CRAPMUNCHER FRAK MARGARET THATCHER HOMO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BRITNEY FEWMETS CLUSTERFUCK BIRD SHIT BUTT-HOLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASS MOLDY TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS STUB IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CONDOMS CLIT FUCKING DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE NIGGER CHRISTHUMPER PISS OFF AMERICA ONLINE KRAUT SHITPISSER POOPY DIPSHIT REDEEMING VALUE WOODPECKERSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DAMMIT ASSCRACK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NECROPHILIA BATHING SUIT AREA DAMMIT DICKFACE PISSHOLE DILDO KNOBJOCKEY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKHEAD BASTARD TOWELHEAD HORSE SHIT ARSE SNUFF PORN ABO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PUSSYLICKER GOATSE RAPE CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLIDE PIGFUCKER HAIL SATAN! FUCKING A FUCKING A COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK WOP ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE HEIL HITLER! CONDOMS RAGHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKTARD HEIL HITLER! MOCKIE AUTOFELLATIO HUMAN RIGHTS SCUMBAG HELL CUNT DILDO GOOK PIG MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU AOL IPs CLIT SUCK MY COCK FUCKER POTTYMOUTH FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JOHNNY HOMO HOSER DAMN CHICKEN SHIT AMERICA ONLINE TUBA FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE PIG GIVING HEAD WOODPECKERSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKING JUMP! MOZILLA FIREFOX PENIS HOMO RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE ASS CUNT DOUCHEBAG BUKKAKE JOHN ELWAY SHITE HOMO FUCKBAG FUCKING A RAPE BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT BUNG-HOLE DYKE AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY SHIT NAZI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! [EXPLETIVE] FIREWALLS CUNT JENKEM ASS FIRECROTCH SON OF A BITCH ASSRAPING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH FUCK OFF WANKER ASS DAMN NIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE REDSKIN HADJI CHINK BELLEND BUGGER JACKASS SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK GRASS MUD HORSE PUSSY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT POLACK DICKHEAD CUNT DAMN FUCKING A BITCH ASS TITTIES TITWANK MONKEY SHIT CUNT INJUN REBECCA BLACK WOP ARSEBADGERS ASSWIPE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FAG FUCKING JUMP! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKHEAD NIGGER TITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DILDO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WIGGER FELCHMONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX CHOAD FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS ARTIST PRICK BUGGER OFF ARSE GOOK SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB PISS OFF TITS & DICKS FUCK ASSRAPING SPANK THE MONKEY WANKSPLAT BLUMPKIN WILLY WONKA COCKSUCKER REDSKIN HOSER ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICKHEAD BEANER BIGNOSE HO OLD CHRIST OF A NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FELLATIO FUCK GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE DAMMIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING LET'S SHIT BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH HADJI CUNTSWILLING RAT'S COCK VENEREAL DISEASE ASS PICKANINNY DAMN PUSSY CUNTSWILLING OLD CHRIST OF A SHITPISSER DIPSHIT DOUCHE CUNT BULLSHIT DICK CHICKEN SEMEN MALARKY FROG SHITE DOG SHIT CONDOMS DOUCHING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TAMPONS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GANGBANG FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITFACE BITCH DAMN PENISFUCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BUKKAKE WANK CAMEL JOCKEY BONER ASS NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSWIPE JACK ABRAMOFF GIVING HEAD ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITFACE CUNT ASSCRACK BONER SHIT FUCK OFF SHAKOPEE ASSWIPE BUGFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE DICK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE PISS FUCKING ASSFACE CHOAD KISSER BULLSHIT ASS RUSKIE GOAT DICK TITS BITCH FUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY CUNT SHITFACE GRIS KIDDY FIDDLER SHITHEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE JERK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH NIPPLES LOGJAMMER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS UP MY ARSE HOSER BOOBS GO COUNT YOUR DICK PENISFUCK HATE HATE HAT SHITE SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE CARPET MUNCHER FUCK OFF I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT STEVE BALLMER FUCK OFF BORDER HOPPER DUMBASS INBRED TWISTY VAGINA DAMN TITS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GENITALIA SEX ASS WOODPECKERSHIT JENKEM CLIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS I WILL END YOU! NEGRO RUSTY TROMBONE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BOOBS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK CHIGGER BLESSED DAMN SAINT FLAMING ASS BADGER SMEG WIENER HONKY O CANADA COON SHIT POOPOO NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! INJUN FUCK SHITE FUCKTARD NIPPLES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SAND NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER FUCK OFF NIGGER JIZZ BEANER MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES SHITE DAMN GENITALIA RAT'S COCK PEARL NECKLACE GYPSY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JOHN SMILEY FACE TWO-INCH PENIS SCROTUM SUCK MY DICK FELLATIO SUCK A BIG DICK SOD CUNT POO POO BLOWJOB NECROPHILIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER BITCH FUCK YOU MONKEY SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FELLATIO CHIGGER ASSCRACK TACO FAGGOT BELGIUM PIG MILF CLIT BASTARD BAT FUCK INSANE CROTCH SUCK A BIG DICK GENITALIA CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POLACK SHIT SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAT'S ASS FUCKING TRANNY POLAK SPIC PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELCHING BASTARD DOM DeLUISE DIPSHIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DRAMA PISS ARTIST FELLATIO GOD DAMN FUCKING TITS & DICKS JERK OFF TITS CLIT DICK TURD BUTT PIRATE PEDOPHILIA CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A ARSEBADGERS CUNT WANK WANK SUCK MY DICK PRICK BOB SAGET FUCKING YOU WANKER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD CAMEL JOCKEY REDNECK CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT MACACA CAMEL JOCKEY BONER FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS TIT SPRINKLES CLUSTERFUCK BLUMPKIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SACRED ASS WOP SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSFACE CONDOMS TOSSER DUNE COON ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER CHOAD PICKANINNY TUBA DAGO FENCE JUMPER DAMN SCUMBAG BULLSHIT SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT HELL JERK OFF CUNTYMINTS NAZI PISS ARTIST THONG TASTER JOHN ELWAY POLAK SCUMBUCKET BOOBS CHOAD TAFFY DIPSHIT SHITBALLS HELL TOTAL JOHNNY SHIT FUDGEPACKER BUGGER DOG SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMMIT FRIG BLUMPKIN SUCK MY COCK WINDOWS VISTA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PEACEFUL CUNT BEAVER SOD BULLSHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX SOD OFF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAT'S COCK DUMBASS O CANADA DICK CHICKEN CUNT DICK CHICKEN DAGO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHIGGER FUCKFACE JIGGABOO CAMEL JOCKEY DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT JESSE McCARTNEY BONER CARPET MUNCHER BOB SAGET BIG FOOT PISS OFF NECROPHILIA BUTTFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S COCK DAMNATION NAZI DOUCHING GOD DAMN PRICK MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD DOT HEAD BASTARD CHINK CHRISTHUMPER GIVING HEAD NI LIMEY SHITCOCK SUGARTITS LAKE TITICACA ASS DOUCHE FRIG TRANNY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHINK FAGGOT ASS CUNT CLUSTERFUCK MAMA MIA RAT'S COCK HELL SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKLICK JUNGLE BUNNY SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKBAG FUCKWIT BULLSHIT ASSHAT SEX DUMBASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT SHITE SCUMBUCKET BONER TRANNY CUNT CHAV CRAP KRAUT BUKKAKE CHIGGER FUCK ASS LICKER WHITE RIGHTS PORCH MONKEY GYPSY TAMPON IN MY ASS BASTARD SAND NIGGER I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY ASSHOLE NEGRO SHITCUNTING TWAT BITCH [EXPLETIVE] BITCH EAT MY SHIT! SHITBALLS ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK DAMN DONKEY DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICK MACACA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHIT WALRUS SHIT ASS FASCIST BUKKAKE TITS SHITTY SHIT BITCH BIRD SHIT P'KANG DICKFACE WHITE POWER PENISFUCK FLYING FUCK COCK DONKEY DICK MILF DICKHEAD POLACK PISSHOLE SPUNK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BASTARD SHITHEAD NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH SHIT LET'S SHIT CUNT BOLLOCKS CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU FUCKING SEMEN BOB SAGET TWAT GIVING HEAD AUTOFELLATIO DICK IN A BOX CUNTRAG DIPSHIT NAZI DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICK IN A BOX GRIS PECKERHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUKKAKE SHITTY GOD DAMN FUCKWIT OSTRICH MY ASS PRICK GOD DAMMIT TITTIES WIKIPEDIA TITTIES CUM BIGNOSE OSTRICH MY ASS WOP I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN IT HAIL SATAN! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSLINGING SHIT JOHN ELWAY JOHN SMILEY FACE TOTAL BASTARD SEX DAMN DOUCHE HELL CUNT BLUMPKIN FAGGOT ASSCRACK DOUCHETITS JACKASS WIKIPEDIA PISS ARTIST SHIT PUSSYLICKER CHAV BELLEND MICK DOT HEAD SHITFUCKER ANAL MASTURBATION PAKI SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER FEMADOM BITCH POMMIE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSHAT TWAT TITS & DICKS ASSHAT SHIT AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER ASSHAT BLUMPKIN JACK OFF WANK SHITSKIN FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTYMINTS ANAL SPIC PECKERHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT LAPPER FUCK YOU WIGGER GENITALIA CAMEL JOCKEY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PROTESTS DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNTRAG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISSHOLE FUCK SOD CHICKEN FRIES FRENCH TICKLER CUNT YOU SUCK BALLS PIG DICK SHITHEAD LAKE TITICACA INBRED NIGGER TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKWIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BLUMPKIN DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT FUCK FIST FUCK JIGGABOO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN MACACA DIPSHIT PISS SHIT CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT INBRED POMMIE REBECCA BLACK JACK OFF TITS TOSSER DONGSHOVER DICKHEAD ASSRAMMER DICKHEAD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FRITZ BASTARD NIGNOG GARBAGE DAY! BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS URINE-GARGLING JACK ABRAMOFF SAGGY TITS FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS SHITFACE BLOWJOB NI FLYING FUCK WALRUS SHIT CRAPFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT BEAVER GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD FUCK ASSHAT FUCKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE GOD DAMN CLIT PUSSY BALLS PISS CUNT DICKHEAD FUCK FUCK YOU BULLSHIT BUGFUCK MOCKIE SAGGY TITS COCK GOOK MALARKY NIGNOG HOLY DUMB FUCK YID FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS MARGARET THATCHER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS FAG SCROTUM DICK FUCKER DAMMIT TACO CONDOMS TITTYWANK HOLY DUMB FUCK CUM SHITE CUNT DILDO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PENISPENISPENIS!!! PISS ARTIST BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS SHIT FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER FIRECROTCH MONKEY BALLS FELLATIO SHITFACE ASSBANDIT SOD OFF BASTARD SHITE I RAPE WALRUSES! BOLLOCKS BASTARD FLYING FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE CONDOMS SHITHEAD I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT ASS GOD DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER GENITALIA HADJI TOSSER ART METAL PRODUCTS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ANAL INBRED PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS DICK IN A BOX COCKSTUFFER COCKSHITTER NORTH KOREA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISSHOLE COCK FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER FUCKER DICKHEAD WANK MICK NIPPLES NIGNOG BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOOBIES MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH PORCH MONKEY COLGATE FUCKWIT YUKY DOODY SHITE FUCKHEAD ASS FASCIST CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ORGASM MILF JIZZ DICKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY NEGRO COCK FUCKSTAIN BOOBS CUM All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASS JOHN ELWAY GOD DAMN JACKASS JESSE McCARTNEY AY-AY-AY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT BASTARD NIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANK SHITFACE GINGERBREAD CHOAD KISSER FELCHING CUNT PISS ARTIST AMERICAN SPELLING BOOBS CONAN O'BRIAN SHITE TITS & DICKS DOUCHETITS BULLSHIT FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSRAPING WANK SHIT YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS GENITALIA SAGGY TITS SHITTY SEMEN PENISPENISPENIS!!! DAMN GENITALIA THONG TASTER [EXPLETIVE] DICKHEAD SCUMBAG SHIT LIKE A HORSE WIGGER BUKKAKE SPANK THE MONKEY SNUFF PORN CLEVELAND STEAMER PEEPEE POOPY BIRD IN THE HOUSE BOOBIES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CANNED QUOTE BANGKOK Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CONDOMS and with the GOATSE and his ASSHOLE of girraffes in which ASS while reading about CHOAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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