Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKING'DOG SHIT'PORCH MONKEY'SOD'D'OH'FLYING FUCK'DICKLICK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a RAPE look at the ASSHOLE talk page of this SHIT article for notes or discussion before FUCK NUGGET editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BELLEND neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSLINGING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOG SHIT, sudden KNOBJOCKEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HO or STEVE BALLMER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOZILLA FIREFOX in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BLOWJOB way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REDSKIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MONKEY BALLS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HORSE PENIS utterFUCKance of socially SAND NIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIRD SHIT television programs to address SAMUEL L. JACKSON Tourette's syndrome.

ASSCRACK Tourette's is JAP not to be WANKSPLAT confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BLUE PENIS! random SHIT disorientation, culturally-FUCKING A-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOUCHE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YOU language, HAIL SATAN! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUTT-FOR-BRAINS OH SHI– of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DUNE COON souvenir shoppes and massive MONKEY SHIT quantities BUTT PIRATE of ANAL DIABETES TAMPON IN MY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A HOMO Polite Note to the BEANER Author:

The ANUSCAKE Tourette's JACKASS Research Institute was JACK OFF founded to JIZZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WIKIPEDIA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOODIE HEAD article JACK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POWERSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PORCH MONKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance VAGINA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITSLINGING Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BRITNEY Tourrette's sufferers TITMOUSE swear. You can URINE-GARGLING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITSKIN TV, for always focusing on the FUCK bad side of a terrible FUCKWIT thing.
• The main POLESMOKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOCKIE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTT-HOLE knee JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BASTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PUSSY school for DUNE COON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BRITNEY sufferers to become FUCKING A manically depressed and JACKASS commit FEMADOM suicide.
• There is no BIRD SHIT cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the JENKEM tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHRISTHUMPER perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go SHOOP DA WHOOP numb and CHRIST OF TABERNACLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than VENEREAL DISEASE it is without the DUMBASS drug.

I am an active member of a WANK tourette syndrome TOTAL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating D'OH the SHITFACE public view of Tourettes as a "WIENER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUCK MY DICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GIVING HEAD sorry for BASTARD "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KAFFIR this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PRICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a SHITCUNTING horrible disorder is (not) BUKKAKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BULLSHIT time.

Best EXTRA LONG PENIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I WILL END YOU!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society CHRISTIANITY.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. HATE HATE HAT Regards to Andrew VENEREAL DISEASE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHING punch him if you WIGGER want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DILDO saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my TITTYWANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOG SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FELLATIO and BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHOAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WOODPECKERSHIT BAND WITH 4 COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ANAL HORSE! DOG SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOG SHIT'S HOUSE

How HORSE SHIT to ASS LICKER cure DOT HEAD the BALLS Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COON for BLOWJOB Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Syndrome ARSE is SOD following FEMADOM these DAMN rules FAGGOT in FUCKTARD order:

• 1: Avoid THIS IS A RARE SWEAR immature JELLY BEANS little DARTH VADER kids,
• 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE within WHITE PEOPLE 10 GREASERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU ASS FASCIST nor DOUCHEBAG talk,
• 4: Tell PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS yourself you GOBSHITE don't I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! have CHOAD this FUCKSTAIN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WIENER WITH NASTY LAKE TITICACA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TAMPONS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOG SHIT last straw ASSFACE!

I fucking put FUCKING' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTTFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS OFF the TOP OF CHOAD THIS BORDER HOPPER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. PUSSY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to D'OH people who try CUNT to battle POKÉMON'CONAN O'BRIAN that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BELGIUM it now, but someone said SHIT' BONER JACKASS'COCKGOBLIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SOD is a laughing WALRUS SHIT matter. Plus there MOCCASINS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCKSTUFFER Uncyclopedia, there are WETBACK articles TURD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching VAGINA stuff. So SHITHEAD that means SON OF A BITCH stop getting mad at the SEMEN first part too and TOTAL talking about the TITS & DICKS letter that it's TWO-INCH PENIS mocking (what CLUSTERFUCK letter? I don't even know what MOTHERFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHOAD hi self LOLCAT even made a really SACRAMENTO good point. "It's COLGATE nothing more PROLES from a head nod to a CLEMEN knee tick". WANK. Which I'll add FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD onto CUNTING ASSCRACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKHEAD suffer that ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to KIDDY FIDDLER be, because if I were a HOMO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN hilarious. If you SAND NIGGER Want facts, go on SHUT UP, MEG! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll 4CHAN be offended, don't read HENTAI the freaking BALLS article anyway.

CUNT COCKSMOKER CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON BALLS BELGIUM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES

POWERSHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITBALLS WANKSPLAT POLAK MOZILLA FIREFOX COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE CHAV MOZILLA FIREFOX DUNE COON BOLLOCKS BIGNOSE PENIS TENTACLE RAPE FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH BITCH BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! HELLFIRE SHITE SUCK A BIG DICK DOUCHEBAG RAGHEAD TURD GIVING HEAD RAT'S COCK FUCK NUGGET HEIL HITLER! SHITFACE CUNT JACKASS POLESMOKER AUTOFELLATIO BALL SACK BASTARD FELLATIO SOD BIRD IN THE HOUSE GOD DAMN SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE FELCHMONKEY CLUSTERFUCK BONER FELLATIO FUCK OFF YID GOD DAMMIT POLACK YOU WANKER FUCK REDSKIN ASSWIPE DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST INBRED FUCKTARD DICKLICK CLIT CONDOMS HELL FUCKING DIPSHIT FUCKFACE SOD BALLS SPIC FRENCH TICKLER FUCK JOHNNY YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ ORGASM CUNT FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS OFF ASSCRACK CRAPPY RAT'S ASS HELL TOSSER HORSE SHIT TOWELHEAD CUNT BASTARD FUCKING A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITE SHIT CHENEY FELLATIO SAND NIGGER FUCKFACE NAZI DIRTY SANCHEZ SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN FLYING FUCK ASS PUSSY GYPSY FELCHMONKEY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT WOODPECKERSHIT WIENER JAP POLESMOKER ANAL DIABETES FUDGEPACKER CAMEL FUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! TITS & DICKS FUCKING GENITALIA SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SMEG NECROPHILIA MARGARET THATCHER SHITSKIN FUCKSTAIN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH MICK CRAP MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS CHENEY RAT'S ASS JENKEM WANK DONKEY PUNCHER WIKIPEDIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCUMBUCKET FIST FUCK DOUCHE NAZI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT LIKE A HORSE BOOBS SNUFF PORN SCUMBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELL BUGGER OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOBSHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH BUTTFUCKER HONKY DICKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER REDNECK DESU CUNTRAG SCUMBAG WIKIPEDIA SCUMBUCKET FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS NAZI LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK BALL SACK BELLEND TUBA FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKHEAD SHIT SHAKOPEE BUGGER OFF STRAWBERRY ASS WANKSPLAT BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD RAT'S ASS SHIT FUCK OFF TOTAL FELLATIO FUCK YOU HELL JACK OFF WIGGER FUCKING TITTYWANK TURD DOUCHETITS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIGGER SCUMBAG DAGO DIPSHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN IT SHITSLINGING FELLATIO INBRED FUCK YOU BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF WETBACK FUCK GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY WETBACK DICK IN A BOX CARPET MUNCHER ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA RAT'S ASS BELGIUM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! KRAUT FELCHMONKEY PROTESTS MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE KNOBJOCKEY JACKASS RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD SHITE COCKSUCKER MASTURBATION CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] WOODPECKERSHIT TWAT GRAPE PENIS HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK YOU DAMMIT BIGNOSE JACKASS SHIT TURD FIRECROTCH MONKEY SHIT FUCK MOCKIE CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH DOUCHEBAG DOUCHING RAT'S COCK ASS TIT DIRT FUCK TOWELHEAD SUCK MY COCK HAIL SATAN! GENITALIA NAZI PEDOPHILIA CUNTRAG MONKEY SHIT BASTARD FUCKER POOPY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD ORGASM DIPSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE DOG SHIT ANAL ASS SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER VAGINA FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK NUGGET QUEEF SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT FUCKER TWAT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOT HEAD HELL CLUSTERFUCK CUM SHITSLINGING JACK OFF RECTUM RAIDER ASSRAPING BOOBS SON OF A BITCH NECROPHILIA WETBACK GO HOME AND DIE BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER RAGHEAD ASS SHAKOPEE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WOODPECKERSHIT CHIGGER HUMAN RIGHTS SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HITLER CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK RAPE FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BULLSHIT HADJI LOGJAMMER NICARAGUA DILDO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DONKEY DICK DAMN SHITFACE RUSKIE CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU DICK TIT DIRT REDSKIN COON SHITHEAD BONER MASTURBATION WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PEARL NECKLACE HOSER DAMN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DOUCHE BITCH GO HOME AND DIE FUCKTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SON OF A BITCH FUCKING MOCKIE GREASER DILDO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEDOPHILIA ASS WIKIPEDIA MASTURBATION ORGASM JIGGABOO RAPE FUCK BOOBS SHITFUCKER HELL CUNT FUCKTARD HELL GOATSE DAMMIT SUGARTITS CRACKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKFACE CUNT SHIT NIGGER CUNTBUCKET [Insert stupid word you just made up here] PIECE OF SHIT ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKFACE EMO SUCK MY DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT LAKE TITICACA LENS CRAFTERS DICKFACE DICK BITCH JOHNNY BOOBS WIENER CUM JIZZ HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUNG-HOLE WANKSPLAT JIGGABOO AUTOFELLATIO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSWIPE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER PISS OFF MY ASS NEGRO DAMN SHITHEAD FELLATIO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TWAT WIGGER CUNT CRAPPER RUSKIE BUGGER OFF CUNTSWILLING BOB SAGET SCUMBAG JACKASS CUNTRAG ARSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELLATIO TOSSER TITS DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER WANK BITCH PEDOPHILIA COON SPIC COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BEAVER FREE ELECTIONS TWAT SHIT AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS SHIT ORGASM DAMN BUTTFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK ASSHAT ASS ASS WANK FUCK YOU SHITHEAD PEEPEE CUNT NICARAGUA CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH ORGASM TWAT CECIL JOHN RHODES SHIT BUGGER FALSE BENSON BULLSHIT PISS OFF BALL SACK CHIGGER FUCK FENCE JUMPER FIRECROTCH HONKY FLYING RAT'S ASS POMMIE PEARL NECKLACE BEANER BASTARD DICK ORGASM DAMN FUCKING COON CUNNILINGUS TOTAL WIKIPEDIA RULES BUGFUCK FUCK ARSEBADGERS NIGNOG GENITALIA BITCH YOUR MOM JACK OFF GOD DAMN DOUCHING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHAT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK YOU AY-AY-AY ASS SACRAMENTO DAMN IT FUCK DUMBASS CONDOMS FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A BUN TOSSER DAMN SUCK MY DICK FUCKTARD CHOAD KISSER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COON ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK OFF SCROTUM FUCK NUGGET DAMN ASSWIPE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JACK OFF WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT HELL POMMIE GIVING HEAD SHITSLINGING MARGARET THATCHER ANUSCAKE SHITE FUCKING SOD WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKFACE HELL HORSE SHIT CLIT SHITTY SHITE JACKASS EARS OF CHRIST PEDOPHILIA GINGERBREAD FUCK DOUCHING EAT MY SHIT! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSCRACK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SCROTUM PISSHOLE SHITE DUMBASS PEARL NECKLACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DONKEY DICK BUGFUCK CHALICE MASTURBATION BASTARD WANKSPLAT BITCH FUCK HITLER GREASER FAG PUSSY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK WANK NAZI TITWANK SCUMBUCKET SPUNK FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF MY ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RANDY TRAVIS FASHION BUG CHICKEN SHIT PEDOPHILIA SUCK MY DICK GANGBANG PUNANI ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S COCK HOCKEY DICKFACE BOOBS TWO-INCH PENIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKBAG HADJI FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKING QUEEF WANK MICK BIRD SHIT CANDY GOATSE ARSE RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG BOLLOCKS FROG ASS CUNTSWILLING FOREIGN CURRENCY DICKHEAD GIVING HEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER NEOPETS COCKSMOKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKING BASEBALL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CUNNILINGUS CRAPMUNCHER TITWANK SHITPISSER JIZZ FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN PISS OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TRANNY SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG BULLSHIT SHITTY SEX MARGARET THATCHER HENTAI RANDY TRAVIS FUCKSTAIN HOMO ASS DICK DICKFACE HOMO CHRISTHUMPER TURD TIT DIRT OH SHI– PENISBIRD TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK OFF BENCH PRESS BUGGER OFF ASSCRACK FUCK WIENER FELCHING NIPPLES DUMBASS FROG DAMN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! COCK FUCKING JUMP! MOCCASINS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL BIRD SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUDGEPACKER TIT DIRT SHIT LAKE TITICACA PAKI GANGBANG JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS LAKE TITICACA SPIC WANK MOTHERFUCKER COON GOD BLESS AMERICA MOCKIE ALF HELL JERK OFF TACO P'KANG DILDO SHITFUCKER PRICK NIGGER [Insert swear here] ASSHOLE YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA INBRED [expletive deleted] FUCK BUGFUCK BITCH SMEG FUCK CHOAD KISSER COCKSUCKER DONGSHOVER WANKER COCKSTUFFER GOD DAMN CUNT FUCKTARD WANKER AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD KISSER FUCK YOU FUCK CHIGGER SHITE BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK OFF TITWANK FUCKWIT NICARAGUA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HEAVEN SHIT SHIT FOREIGN CURRENCY DOG FUCKER NAZI DICK FUCK WIKIPEDIA HOMO ASSHAT SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER WIKIPEDIA DICK CHICKEN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN OSTRICH MY ASS JERRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D'OH JERK OFF GRINGO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH CROTCH HELL GOBSHITE SCUMBAG CLEMEN DICK BOLLOCKS ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSFACE DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS JACKASS FUCK YOU FUCKING RICK MORANIS RUSKIE CUNTYMINTS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NIPPLES RICK MORANIS ASSRAPING CRAPMUNCHER ASSWIPE DYKE BALLS WEHATEMARIO FUCKBAG HELL FUCKING SUCK MY DICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POMMIE ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHE NAZI BALLS FOUR-EYES TURD HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PRICK [expletive deleted] ASS D'OH RAT'S COCK FELLATIO YID BUKKAKE CROTCH SHITTY SOD OFF CLUSTERFUCK PRICK YOU WANKER FUCK YOU FUCKING JUMP! GOD BLESS AMERICA CONDOMS ASS PISS DAMN SOD OFF DOT HEAD JAP SIGMUND FREUD CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHOAD ASSCRACK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BELLEND PICKANINNY FAG CHIGGER ASSRAPING CUNT MAMA MIA ASSCRACK JACKASS ASSFACE [Insert swear here] GARBAGE DAY! 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DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MILF PENISBIRD BRITNEY TENTACLE RAPE AY-AY-AY DAGO TWAT RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK JIZZ DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NEGRO BUGGER SEMEN SNUFF PORN JIZZ FRED PHELPS TAMPON IN MY ASS BITCH MOLDY TITS 666 WANK CUNT SUGARTITS FRITZ BITCH CUNTRAG NEOPETS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DILDO CUNT CLUSTERFUCK WIENER WETBACK ARSE DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPRINKLES ARSE DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN BOOBS FRAK SHITFUCKER PIGFUCKER DICK CAMEL FUCKER FUCKER SHITSLINGING CLEMEN SPANK THE MONKEY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM COON FUCKTARD SHITE TWISTY VAGINA ORGASM FELLATIO CONDOMS YOU WANKER HOMO CHICKEN FRIES CHALICE SPANK THE MONKEY MOCKIE FLYING FUCK FUCKING JUMP! JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHAT FUCKWIT HUMAN RIGHTS SOD OFF CUNT PEDOPHILIA ARSE YOUR MOM BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CHINK ANUSCAKE TWAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING A ASSHOLE YUKY DOODY FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSBANDIT BUGFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT CANNED QUOTE DOUCHE NAZI BEAVER DOUCHING CLEMEN SHIT CUM 30 CASES OF PICKLES CROTCH MACACA CHICKEN SHIT INBRED RICK MORANIS TURD SPIC PISS OFF YOU WANKER SAND NIGGER STEVE BALLMER ASSFACE COCKSHITTER FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKSTAIN WIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HO JAP YID FUCKTARD SEX FRIG BITCH REDSKIN CHUFF POMMIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BLUE PENIS! GYPSY RAGHEAD CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAGO MOCKIE DUNE COON FLYING FUCK BITCH FELCHING FUCKING A TURD CHENEY DAMN BUTTFUCKER TURD FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG AAAAAAAAA! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NAZI I AM CORNHOLIO! BENCH PRESS DONKEY DICK DOT HEAD FUCK YOU COCK DICKLICK TACO GOD DAMN FUCK ALEX TREBEK YID CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNTYMINTS SHITE ASSCRACK NAZI FRED PHELPS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FELLATIO and with the ANUSCAKE and his BALLS of girraffes in which CHOAD while reading about CHINK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNNILINGUS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BASTARD