Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HITLER'WIENER'CARPET MUNCHER'CLUSTERFUCK'BAT FUCK INSANE'ASSHOLE'GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WOP neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FLYING RAT'S ASS, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CLUSTERFUCK or KEEP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOUGHNUT PUNCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITTIES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FELLATIO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BULLSHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS LICKER utterFUCKance of socially JACKASS SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HITLER television programs to address SHITSKIN Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHE Tourette's is DONKEY PUNCHER not to be JUNGLE BUNNY confused with LENS CRAFTERS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying EDITABLE DYK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WOMEN'S RIGHTS random GINGERBREAD disorientation, culturally-CRAPFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CROTCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DONKEY PUNCHER language, DOG FUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISSHOLE PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ANUSCAKE souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN IT quantities SHITTY of ANAL DIABETES I WILL END YOU! garbage.

Darnit.

A TARTAR SAUCE Polite Note to the WARNER MUSIC GROUP Author:

The CUNT Tourette's CHICKEN SHIT Research Institute was KRAUT founded to FELLATIO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FRENCH TICKLER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHIGGER article MILF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIGNOG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MONKEY BALLS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SCUMBUCKET Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DONKEY PUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can GOD DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INBRED TV, for always focusing on the JAP bad side of a terrible ABO thing.
• The main PIECE OF SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POOPY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DELICIOUS CAKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH knee BUTTFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICK TITS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HORSE PENIS school for CRAPFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMNATION sufferers to become ASS manically depressed and GARBAGE DAY! commit JACKASS SHIT suicide.
• There is no FUCKFACE cure, and the DOG SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the COMMUNIST DILDO tics often have adverse SPIC side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELCHING perodol" which caused my entire PISSHOLE body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and PORCH MONKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHIGGER it is without the SCUMBAG drug.

I am an active member of a SON OF A BITCH tourette syndrome ASSHAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHINK the FROG'S FAT ASS public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SPRINKLES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSWIPE sorry for RADIO FREE LUNCH "hi-jacking" your D'OH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOYCOTT VIACOM! this that really RAPE annoys me. I am working towards a DAMNATION better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITBALLS, and making fun of a BULLSHIT horrible disorder is (not) SHAKOPEE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITHEAD time.

Best FROG'S FAT ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BONG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries CULT OF THE DEAD COW leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. BLUMPKIN Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The PISSHOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can DUMBASS punch him if you SCRATCH! GROUNDER! want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FRAK saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my DILDO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FLYING RAT'S ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOCKIE and NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITSLINGING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIKIPEDIA BAND WITH 4 YID MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS HORSE! FLYING RAT'S ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FLYING RAT'S ASS'S HOUSE

How DELICIOUS CAKE to FUCKSTAIN cure RECTUM RAIDER the SHIT Tourette's BANGKOK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTT-HOLE for ASS Tourette's CUM Syndrome DILDO is BASTARD following DOUCHING these FUCK NUGGET rules DUMBASS in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid TOSSER immature DAMN little INBRED kids,
• 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within RUSTY TROMBONE 10 WILLY WONKAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE LIMEY nor FUCKFACE talk,
• 4: Tell GOD DAMMIT yourself you BALL SACK don't TITS have I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE this DICKFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FLYING RAT'S ASS last straw MALARKY!

I fucking put SHITFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CAMEL FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNTRAG the TOP OF TOURETTE'S SYNDROME THIS DIPSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK YOU offensive. RAPE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to O CANADA people who try RANDY TRAVIS to battle JERK OFF'BEAVER that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-JAP—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NORTH KOREA it now, but someone said JACKASS SHIT' DAMN FUCKTARD'BELLEND on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS ARTIST is a laughing BIGNOSE matter. Plus there WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BATHING SUIT AREA Uncyclopedia, there are HELL articles CRACKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAT'S ASS stuff. So RAT'S COCK that means DELICIOUS CAKE stop getting mad at the RAT'S COCK first part too and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT talking about the SON OF A BITCH letter that it's WIGGER mocking (what FUCKFACE letter? I don't even know what JACKASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING hi self BUGFUCK even made a really ASS good point. "It's HORSE SHIT nothing more ASS from a head nod to a I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! knee tick". COCK. Which I'll add WALRUS SHIT onto CHUFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BALLS suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHENEY be, because if I were a PISSHOLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PENIS ON A STICK hilarious. If you DIRTY SANCHEZ Want facts, go on ART METAL PRODUCTS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUM be offended, don't read SACRAMENTO the freaking PECKERHEAD article anyway.

FELLATIO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD LET'S SHIT TOWELHEAD FUCKING BASEBALL SCROTUM O KURWA! PIG DEMOCRACY FUCKER

[EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMN CHUFF SHITTY ASSWIPE PUNANI DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUNG-HOLE SPANK THE MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK MOCCASINS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKER SECOND BALLS FUCKFACE ASS CLUSTERFUCK DAMN IT TITTIES INBRED DAMN FUCKING A WILLY WONKA GOD DAMN PRICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE INCEST BITCH BITCH ANAL DIABETES CAMEL JOCKEY MACACA PENIS FUCK POOPY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISSHOLE CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TOWELHEAD ARSE PICKANINNY ASSHAT TONY LA RUSSA EAT MY SHIT! YOU WANKER FEATURED CUNT JERK OFF CHOAD ASS NIGGER GOD DAMMIT WETBACK SPUNK JAP FUCKWIT LAKE TITICACA FUCKING BASEBALL FRIG PORCH MONKEY CHINK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOATSE DEVELOPERS! BITCH SHITSLINGING FUCKFACE FENCE JUMPER ANAL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! HELL HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! PENISBIRD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy I WILL END YOU! 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CUM TACO ORGASM RAT'S ASS DEVELOPERS! ASSCRACK BLUMPKIN BASTARD JIZZ SHITHEAD SUGARTITS PAKI TONY LA RUSSA PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE PRICK CHIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SOD OFF HELL GYPSY BUGGER YID DOUCHETITS CRACKER ASSHAT RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE SHITE PEEPEE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKING BIGNOSE MASTURBATION HELL FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMN DICKFACE DILDO CUNT CLIT GYPSY HELL CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT SNUFF PORN JERK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SPICY CUNT FUCK BULLCRAP GOD DAMN MACACA TOSSER PISS ARTIST BUGGER WHORE DUMBASS HOT GRITS ASS FASCIST DICKHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO CHOAD MALARKY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BORDER HOPPER TWO-INCH PENIS PISS ARTIST DAMN CROTCH PENISFUCK BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ STRAWBERRY ASS WANK PAKI WANK BASTARD HYPERINFLATION FUCK YOU FUCKING A MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT DAGO YOU WANKER GOATSE MOZILLA FIREFOX YOGHURT CANNON FUCKTARD SHITE HELL GO HOME AND DIE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HELL WIENER COCKSUCKER HOMO HELL BITCH HELL BOOBS BOOBS FUCKER YOU WANKER INCEST GOOK CUNT BUTTFUCKER MR WINKLER IS GAY BASTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK WIENER FUCKING A SHIT FRENCH TICKLER SUCK MY COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT DAMN TIT SPRINKLES FRIG FRIG BITCH EDITABLE DYK SLOPE CHUFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK ANAL SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL SUCK A BIG DICK WILLY WONKA PENISFUCK FEMADOM DOUCHETITS SON OF A BITCH BEANER CUNT HOMO TAMPONS GENITALIA HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! HOMO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DYKE CUNNILINGUS BEAVER BOOBS I WILL KILL YOU! DICKHEAD ASSHAT VOTE POWERSHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKER BUTTFUCKER FUCK YID IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOB SAGET PISS OFF MY ASS BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT FUCK YOU CLIT POLACK LICK PUSSY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FRAK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NEOPETS MICK BUGGER OFF FUCKING A FUCKER BEAVER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGFUCK ASS FUCKWIT GOD BLESS AMERICA KIDDY FIDDLER ASSHAT CUNT CRAPPER FLYING FUCK CUNT CRAPPER RANDY TRAVIS CLIT SHITTY ASS LICKER ASS NIGGER WIGGER FUCKFUCKFUCK CHOAD TITTIES BOOBIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTT-HEAD NICARAGUA BOOBIES HELL CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS HENTAI PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS TITWANK TACO CLEMEN PAKI PENIS [expletive deleted] BRITNEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MAMA MIA BUTT-HOLE SUCK MY DICK SAGGY TITS BOLLOCKS LOGJAMMER DOG FUCKER SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO BAT FUCK INSANE FELCHING FUCK OFF FELLATIO CUNT PISS ARTIST CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITTY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NAZI BLOWJOB SHITSLINGING SHIT YOU WANKER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE GOATSE PISS OFF RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG ASS INCEST CHIGGER ASS GIVING HEAD FRITZ BUGGER OFF DILDO FUCK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES ARSE FUCK ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT BOOBIES DUMBASS HOLY DUMB FUCK COCK TWAT RICK MORANIS DOG SHIT DAMN WETBACK SHIT FUCK YOU HONKY WIGGER SHIT SHITFACE CUNT DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER FELLATIO COCKSMOKER PUSSY TITMOUSE DILDO P'KANG SEX TOSSER SIGMUND FREUD TITTIES WIENER NEGRO FUCKSTAIN DAMN BIGNOSE BLOWJOB FUCKER TIT DIRT ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PUSSY HOLY DUMB FUCK TITMOUSE JACK OFF CHINK PISS ARTIST SMEG DUMBASS INBRED SHITFACE SHIT CUNT CAMEL FUCKER SON OF A BITCH O CANADA POMMIE GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITE NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER CUNT HOCKEY ASSHAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOU WANKER WANK PISS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HO DICK IN A BOX CUNTING ASSCRACK DOG FUCKER BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST THONG TASTER AMERICA ONLINE OSTRICH MY ASS PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT KNOBJOCKEY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MICK DIPSHIT BOOBIES JUNGLE BUNNY CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF NI HORSE PENIS PAKI GANGBANG BITCH SCROTUM ORGASM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PRICK SEX PUPPIES HELL 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITTYWANK JACKASS PENISBIRD DICK DICK IN A BOX POTTYMOUTH DAMN PENISBIRD BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK A DUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BASTARD GOD DAMMIT TITS PISS UP MY ARSE SHUT UP, MEG! DIRTY SANCHEZ WINDOWS VISTA PENIS ON A STICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON PENIS ON A STICK CLIT CUNT PRICK FUCK COCKSMOKER SHITE POOPY WANK WILLY WONKA GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN CUNT POMMIE BUNG-HOLE JUSTIN BIEBER PISS OFF ASSHOLE PUNANI SCROTUM 666 BEAVER RAPE DANDELIONS BEAVER I WILL END YOU! ASS FASCIST BEAVER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HOT GRITS WANK FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK YOU ASS PISS BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK BULLSHIT ASS LICKER GIVING HEAD FAG BOOBS SON OF A BITCH SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT NICARAGUA JAP FROG KIKE CHICKEN FRIES JELLY BEANS CHRIS CHAN CAMEL JOCKEY POLESMOKER BASTARD OH SHI– FOUR-EYES [EXPLETIVE] AUTOFELLATIO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HEIL HITLER! 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NIGGER DICKFACE FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK YOU ASS PISS OFF GOBSHITE CUNT FUCKSTAIN WINDOWS VISTA EXTRA LONG PENIS CRAP FUCK MOCKIE MARGARET THATCHER CROTCH DOUCHETITS FUCKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL JACKASS SHIT PISS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PEARL NECKLACE SUCK MY DICK FELCHING BIG FOOT SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER I LIKE SCHOOL DAMN TITTIES NIGGER INBRED MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING A FUCKER ASS CROTCH SOD OFF NIGGER TITS CRAP ON A STICK BIGNOSE TOTAL SHIT BASTARD CHIGGER INCEST CUNT WIKIPEDIA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELL SHITCUNTING WANK FIRECROTCH SHITFUCKER DOUCHE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GOBSHITE SHITHEAD PUSSY DAMN SHITSLIDE GO HOME AND DIE HO CRAPPY DOUCHE NAZI EPIDIDYMIS BITCH PUNANI BALLS PISS OFF ORGASM PIGFUCKER BEAVER FUCK HELLFUCKER CRACKER RUSKIE ASSHOLE CRAP FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BEAVER FUCKWIT FUCKWIT DAMN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN WANK FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH FELLATIO KRAUT RADIO FREE LUNCH HO SHITHEAD CHUFF BUTT PIRATE MONKEY SHIT FUCK YOU JACKASS DIPSHIT POLAK HATE HATE HAT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink suck my mothers RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS JUNGLE BUNNY PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH NIPPLES WETBACK FUCKER MONKEY SHIT BUGFUCK PUSSY ASSRAPING HELL DICKLICK BEANER CLEMEN DOUCHING PIECE OF SHIT RUSKIE FROG'S FAT ASS ASS GOD DAMMIT CRAP CHICKEN SHIT GO HOME AND DIE FLYING RAT'S ASS BONER ASSWIPE WEHATEMARIO FUCK BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT GIVING HEAD SCROTUM ASSFACE TITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS SOD OFF ASSHOLE DIPSHIT SEX GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK ASSWIPE FUCK OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK WETBACK DUNE COON PAKI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKFACE CUNT 666 MASTURBATION WALRUS SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NIGGER BUGFUCK BELLEND CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE CHAV BONER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FROG'S FAT ASS BUTT PIRATE BASTARD NAZI CLUSTERFUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKING BASEBALL FUCK OFF MARCH OF FLAMES POOPOO PEDOPHILIA FUCKING A STUDENT PROTESTS NIGGER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LOLCAT and with the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT and his DICKFACE of girraffes in which LET'S SHIT while reading about TITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JUSTIN BIEBER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS