Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's LOLCAT'MOTHERFUCKER'GRAPE PENIS'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL'GOD DAMN'CLUSTERFUCK'WIENER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder AUTOFELLATIO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKWIT, sudden POMMIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK or DUMBASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BIRD SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FLYING RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKWIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHRISTHUMPER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BEANER WARNER MUSIC GROUP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PORCH MONKEY utterFUCKance of socially CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DILDO television programs to address FUCKING Tourette's syndrome.

MOLDY TITS Tourette's is BASTARD not to be PISS ARTIST confused with SEX Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WETBACK random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-PUNANI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local INCEST language, HI, BILLY MAYS HERE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places VAGINA FUCKFUCKFUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive HOSER quantities RAT'S ASS of ANAL DIABETES BONER garbage.

Darnit.

A HAIL SATAN! Polite Note to the BUTT PIRATE Author:

The GRIS Tourette's SHITTY Research Institute was SHITHEAD founded to JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GIVING HEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS article CUNTRAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN IT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITS & DICKS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHENEY Tourrette's sufferers DICKFACE swear. You can NI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JENKEM TV, for always focusing on the ASSWIPE bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
• The main AMERICA ONLINE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING A' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHAKOPEE knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CRAPPY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FEWMETS school for COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become CLEMEN manically depressed and WHORE commit DICKFACE suicide.
• There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the NIGGER TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DONKEY PUNCHER tics often have adverse DOT HEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BIG FOOT perodol" which caused my entire FUCKER body to go FROG'S FAT ASS numb and FUCKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN it is without the FUCKWIT drug.

I am an active member of a MONKEY BALLS tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEX the JIZZ public view of Tourettes as a "SHITFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING FUCKFUCKER sorry for CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTT PIRATE this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHETITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFACE, and making fun of a BULLSHIT horrible disorder is (not) NIGNOG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MARGARET THATCHER time.

Best HO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FRITZ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! Regards to Andrew HORSE SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITTY punch him if you HOT GRITS want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKSTAIN saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PIECE OF SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKWIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TOSSER and IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKFACE BAND WITH 4 NIGNOG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A INBRED HORSE! FUCKWIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKWIT'S HOUSE

How DAMN IT to FUCKSTAIN cure DAMN IT the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUM for FUCK OFF Tourette's CHUFF Syndrome OH SHI– is FLYING FUCK following FOUR-EYES these FUCKING rules PENIS in RAT'S ASS order:

• 1: Avoid ASS immature SUCK COCKS IN HELL! little DAGO kids,
• 2: Count to RUSTY TROMBONE within FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE 10 CRAPMUNCHERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your [EXPLETIVE] DAMN IT NIGGER nor DICK IN A BOX talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you NECROPHILIA don't JACKASS have DAMMIT this BASTARD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 WITH NASTY FUCKHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKWIT last straw DIPSHIT!

I fucking put JUNGLE BUNNY' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOTHERFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTTFUCKER the TOP OF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA THIS GOD DAMMIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. FROG'S FAT ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MARY WHITEHOUSE people who try TAMPONS to battle WILLY WONKA'TITS that tight-ass CAUCASIANS 17-year-FUCK YOU—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GENITALIA it now, but someone said FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA' OH SHI– BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'HO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHIGGER is a laughing WETBACK matter. Plus there BALLS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKTARD articles SEMEN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LIMEY stuff. So DICKHEAD that means JENKEM stop getting mad at the SHITSLINGING first part too and FUDGEPACKER talking about the TOSSER letter that it's I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what CAMEL JOCKEY the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self DOUCHE NAZI even made a really PORCH MONKEY good point. "It's FUDGEPACKER nothing more FUCKWIT from a head nod to a BALL SACK knee tick". POMMIE. Which I'll add CAMEL JOCKEY onto TITTIES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SPUNK suffer that GOATSE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TAMPON IN MY ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITFACE be, because if I were a FUCKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JACK OFF hilarious. If you PIGFUCKER Want facts, go on RAT'S COCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSRAPING be offended, don't read GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS the freaking FUCKER article anyway.

TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE JIGGABOO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NAZI BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK NUGGET ASSRAPING

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOD DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY SEX JOHNNY CHINK BOON FUCK OFF BEANER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BOLLOCKS NICARAGUA PISS OFF DILDO BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK DOG SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA OSTRICH MY ASS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH HELL FUCKBAG WIGGER SHITFACE FUCKHEAD SHITE SPANK THE MONKEY SAGGY TITS FUCKER DOUCHE SHIT FUCK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] SLOPE CUNNILINGUS TESTICLE CHOKE NAZI FAGGOT PICKANINNY 1984 WHORE INBRED POO POO BLOWJOB CHINK FUCKSTAIN HELL SCROTUM I RAPE WALRUSES! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH FEMADOM HELLFUCKER YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN CHUFF HADJI FAGGOT MONKEY'S UNCLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK TITWANK WOP POWERSHIT BOB SAGET FUCK WIENER FUCKHEAD BANGKOK RAT'S COCK SEX BUTT PIRATE CUNT O CANADA SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOLDY TITS ASSFACE ABO DICKHEAD ARSE FRIG FUCK YOU LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS TITS SUCK MY DICK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST PAKI ASSHAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY WANK TACO FUCKING TITTYWANK NIPPLES LIMEY CLUSTERFUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICKWAD SHITFUCKER JACK OFF FUCK OFF SHIT CROTCH EXTRA LONG PENIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT WANK MASTURBATION DICKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER HITLER WOP RAT'S COCK PISSHOLE SHITFACE PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH JOHNNY HELL SHITE PAKI CHRIST OF TABERNACLE RAT'S COCK FIST FUCK FAG TUBA PISS ARTIST BASTARD TITWANK BLUMPKIN FUCKING TITS BUTT-HEAD NEOPETS PISS GRINGO DAGO FUCK OFF FUCKER ASSHOLE YOU WANKER MOCCASINS MOCCASINS WEHATEMARIO WIGGER ASSHOLE D'OH DUMBASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SUCK MY DICK BUTTFUCKER WOP JOHN ELWAY KRAUT NECROPHILIA HAIL SATAN! BATHING SUIT AREA SPUNK ARSE KAFFIR BOON SHITBALLS BEANER RAT'S COCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSWIPE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TAMPONS BUGFUCK ASSFACE URINE-GARGLING MONKEY SHIT FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA BELLEND FAG FUCKHEAD WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DAGO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASTARD ASS RAGHEAD SHITFUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY INBRED CHENEY BAT FUCK INSANE RAT'S ASS FUCKING FUCKING JUMP! POMMIE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DICKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITFACE JUNGLE BUNNY WOP MR WINKLER IS GAY DOG FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PRICK CUNT RAT'S COCK GOBSHITE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ARSE DICKLICK ASSHAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT YOU SUCK BALLS ROSIE O'DONNELL BALL SACK LIMEY BUGFUCK TITS & DICKS BEAVER SHITCOCK DICKFACE GOD DAMN QUEEF DAMN DAMN IT BASTARD FUCKING BASEBALL FUCK YOU CROTCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DUNE COON SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT SLOPE CUNTRAG BITCH SLOPE SUGARTITS DUMBASS BOLLOCKS DICK CHICKEN FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ARSE FLYING FUCK [Insert swear here] CUNT SHITE FUCKTARD DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT ASSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKSTAIN BALLS PISSHOLE BENCH PRESS RECTUM RAIDER CRAP WINDOWS VISTA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUDGEPACKER FUCK DICK SMEG FEWMETS JACK OFF CUNNILINGUS LOGJAMMER DICKFACE LET'S SHIT LOGJAMMER FUCK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ JAP GOD DAMMIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SPANK THE MONKEY BOLLOCKS FUCKFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHOLE BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITSKIN DONKEY DICK PISS OFF FUCKING BASEBALL BITCH BULLCRAP SCROTUM SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE CAUCASIANS BIG FOOT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TIBET TWAT TITTYWANK PRICK FRIG ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GYPSY 666 DICK CHICKEN FUCK YOU FUCKFACE PIECE OF SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN POTTYMOUTH FIST FUCK PISS FUCKHEAD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES PENIS BULLSHIT MOCKIE FELCHMONKEY BALLS LAKE TITICACA CUNT DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY ASS FUCKING A CHING CHONG CHINK ASSCRACK NAZI BOLLOCKS MILF CUNT FUCK HELL VAGINA FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFACE HADJI PUSSY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SAND NIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PUSSY DEVELOPERS! SHIT DAMN IT FAG PUSSY PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHIT ASS SCUMBAG PENIS ON A BUN ASS JACKASS BITCH BITCH JACKASS AMERICA ONLINE ASSHAT FELLATIO SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKFACE CROTCH NECROPHILIA ANAL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN BEAVER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNNILINGUS BUTT PIRATE RAGHEAD CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT FUCKFACE HELL VILLAGE DUMP BLOWJOB TITWANK FUDGEPACKER BRITNEY FUCKHEAD FEMADOM FALSE BENSON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MACACA FUCKFACE PRICK DICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BUGFUCK DAMNATION DOUCHEBAG CLEMEN MONKEY'S UNCLE BALLS BASTARD FOUR-EYES GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK INBRED MILF UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY BALLS WANK INJUN ANUSCAKE FUCKWIT ASS TWAT WIGGER NIPPLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS SMEG I WILL END YOU! WIENER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN CHENEY HELLFUCKER FUCK GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT SPANK THE MONKEY DICKLICK DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK GO HOME AND DIE GYPSY FEMADOM BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON HELL BITCH CUNT FEWMETS LOLCAT AUTOFELLATIO JACK ABRAMOFF MOCKIE SLOPE PECKERHEAD SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT TWAT FLYING FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HADJI ASSFACE KIKE CLEMEN DAMN FUCKING JUMP! BUTT-HOLE DONKEY DICK VAGINA HOLY DUMB FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK CLEMEN SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES REDSKIN TESTICLE CHOKE TITTIES HELL DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY HADJI ASS HORSE SHIT CLEMEN RECTUM RAIDER PISS HEIL HITLER! MARY WHITEHOUSE HAIL SATAN! MAMA MIA JACKASS FUCKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOM DeLUISE BITCH TIT DIRT TIT DIRT SHITE CARPET MUNCHER JACK ABRAMOFF COCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BALLS CUNTBUCKET SHITHEAD BONER SHITFACE TWAT SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING DAMN IT FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PISS ARSE BOOBS MASTURBATION BITCH BENCH PRESS CLEMEN KAFFIR TACO FUCK YOU FUCKFUCKFUCK BALLS KNOBJOCKEY FROG'S FAT ASS ABO COCK BUTT PIRATE GRAPE PENIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITTY FRIG ASS REBECCA BLACK MAMA MIA CC PLZ DAMN PUSSY ASS PORCH MONKEY DICK INCEST COCKSUCKER JACKASS CUNNILINGUS BALL SACK CUM DOG FUCKER LENS CRAFTERS BASTARD SHITFACE DAMMIT SOD JACKASS SHIT DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT PISSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PAKI BLOWJOB SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAPE DOUCHEBAG BULLSHIT EPIDIDYMIS SHITSLINGING TITS YID JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHOLE SHITFACE HATE HATE HAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOM DeLUISE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TWAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NIPPLES BASTARD CUNT ASSCRACK FUCKFACE FUCK OFF KAFFIR CUNT CHUFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHIGGER FUCK A DUCK BALL SACK DAGO ASSCRACK DOUCHING I WILL END YOU! CRIMETHINK SHIT ASSRAPING ASS SHITE FAGGOT CUNTBUCKET FUCK DOUCHE FLYING FUCK SHIT PEEPEE INJUN SLOPE ASS SHITE MICK BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY BEANER CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES REBECCA BLACK MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF HADJI FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE DAGO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKER ASS PISS CHOAD KISSER TITS ARSE DUMBASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CRAP ON A STICK DICK CHICKEN I'LL RAPE YOU COMMUNIST DILDO MARGARET THATCHER HONKY FUCK NUGGET CHICKEN SHIT MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD DAMN IT PENIS ON A STICK BORDER HOPPER FUCKING A NI SHITTY JERK OFF DAMN FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT HELL POO POO BLOWJOB MACACA CUNNILINGUS SUITCASE PENIS SHIT BLOWJOB BITCH BEAVER HELL NAZI JIGGABOO FUCKTARD SHITE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOU WANKER CUNTRAG FEMADOM CONAN O'BRIAN ARSE SIGMUND FREUD FIST FUCK JAP ASSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS TITS & DICKS ASSFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE ROSIE O'DONNELL YOU WANKER HOSER FUCKFACE COON HORSE PENIS COON KIKE TITWANK RAT'S COCK JIZZ FELLATIO POMMIE JACKASS JOHNNY PIECE OF SHIT BORDER HOPPER SPUNK BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER MALARKY TITWANK BASTARD CLIT HONKY MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK PICKANINNY FROG'S FAT ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKFACE CLIT FENCE JUMPER SHITFACE SHIT ALEX TREBEK FUCKSTAIN MALARKY FUCKING POWERSHIT FLYING FUCK FELLATIO SOD OFF PIECE OF SHIT EPIDIDYMIS GENITALIA MARCH OF FLAMES FRIG RAT'S COCK JACKASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MOCKIE TWAT ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN RAPE [expletive deleted] SHITFACE DAGO TITTIES SHITSLINGING ASS SCUMBAG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PROTESTS ASS CUNT DIPSHIT BASTARD TOWELHEAD BALLS WANKSPLAT YOUR MOM CHAV SHITFUCKER CLIT DOG SHIT CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP BOOBS YOUR MOM HORSE PENIS HONKY SPUNK CHAV PUSSY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHIT LIKE A HORSE VOTE TONY LA RUSSA STRAWBERRY ASS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS SEX QUEEF DOG FUCKER FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT SHIT POOPY JACKASS DUMBASS COCKSUCKER DAMMIT I AM CORNHOLIO! POMMIE TAMPON IN MY ASS MARGARET THATCHER ABORTIONS FOR ALL TAMPONS PENISFUCK BITCH MOCCASINS FUCK YOU CUNTING ASSCRACK TACO BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITE POWERSHIT BLOWJOB URINE-GARGLING DOUCHEBAG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MILF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA I DON'T HAVE AIDS SHITFACE SHIT CLUSTERFUCK WANK FRIG LIMEY DICKHEAD JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING FUCK PENIS FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH MALARKY YID SHITSKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTTFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT HORSE SHIT DILDO DELICIOUS CAKE TURD FUCKTARD MACACA FALSE BENSON PENISBIRD PEEPEE YID SCUMBUCKET DONKEY DICK FUCKBAG JOHN SMILEY FACE CUM FELLATIO MICK BEAVER CUNTBUCKET PISS CRAPPY JERRY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES TWO-INCH PENIS SUGARTITS VAGINA BITCH POMMIE CRACKER MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FU SPANG FIRECROTCH MALARKY FUCKTARD EMO ASSCRACK FUCK WILLY WONKA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIRTY SANCHEZ I AM CORNHOLIO! DOT HEAD ANAL CUNTING ASSCRACK TITWANK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FAGGOT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JOY DAMN IT SHIT FELLATIO WALRUS SHIT FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FUCKFACE HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE CHENEY SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKING HELL SHITPISSER FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT COON FUCK FUCK OFF BIGNOSE HELL DAMMIT BOB SAGET SPUNK ASSWIPE SHITHEAD CHRISTHUMPER URINE-GARGLING FIRECROTCH FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS CHALICE PUSSY BASTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOLY DUMB FUCK PENIS SHITE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CLEMEN TESTICLE CHOKE WIENER CLEMEN CROTCH ASSHOLE FIRECROTCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PUSSY GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN BELLEND CRAP RAGHEAD SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT CHENEY ASS BITCH JACKASS PORCH MONKEY SHITE BLUMPKIN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PUSSY INBRED PIECE OF SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS PENIS SON OF A BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN O KURWA! ASSFACE FUDGEPACKER HYPERINFLATION SOD OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITPISSER POMMIE BASTARD BULLCRAP SHIT [expletive deleted] CHOAD DONGSHOVER FUCKFACE ASSHAT INBRED BALL SACK FUCKING A LOLCAT FUCK KAFFIR GYPSY CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK ASSHOLE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD FELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY RAPE FUCK YOU NEGRO JOHN SMILEY FACE SAGGY TITS WALRUS SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COON FUCK OFF YOU WANKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKFACE CHIGGER GRASS MUD HORSE TITWANK HORSE PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANK BLUMPKIN BITCH P'KANG PEEPEE NECROPHILIA TWAT FUCKING CUM FUCKER ASSCRACK GENITALIA ASS SHITFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BALLS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT WANKSPLAT SON OF A BITCH TAMPONS FUCK FRIG POLACK JACKASS COMMUNIST DILDO FRAK BIGNOSE TURD SUCK MY DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITBALLS GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT JACKASS SHIT ASS MONKEY SHIT SHIT PORCH MONKEY HEIL HITLER! ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT JOHN SMILEY FACE WANK FUCKFACE SHIT COCKSTUFFER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MALARKY RANDY TRAVIS DAMN FUCKTARD JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT CUNT LAPPER WANK COON JOHNNY WANKER FUCKTARD SHITHEAD TRANNY PISSHOLE TRANNY CUNTYMINTS JACK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBIES PRICK BASTARD HELL ABO SCROTUM FUCKER HENTAI FUCKHEAD BITCH CONDOMS ASSCRACK SUCK A BIG DICK WALRUS SHIT BEANER PENIS FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA ORGASM NECROPHILIA PISS FROG MALL SANTA BITCH ARSEBADGERS FAG CONDOMS ASSHAT SHITFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GENITALIA and with the FELLATIO and his FROG of girraffes in which FALSE BENSON while reading about BANGKOK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUGGER OFF