Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TRANNY'WETBACK'WANK'DAMN IT'COCKSUCKER'PEEPEE'POLACK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCK look at the PRICK talk page of this KNOBJOCKEY article for notes or discussion before JOHN SMILEY FACE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or 666 neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK OFF, sudden BULLSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PRICK or DICKLICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKBAG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HORSE SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITSLIDE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD BLESS AMERICA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER FALSE BENSON words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially COCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSRAPING television programs to address VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKING Tourette's is ABO not to be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST confused with RAT'S COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HORSE SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMN random DICK TITS disorientation, culturally-WANKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWO-INCH PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CRAP ON A STICK language, CLIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING JUMP! REBECCA BLACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE souvenir shoppes and massive TRANNY quantities ASS LICKER of ANAL DIABETES GRINGO garbage.

Darnit.

A MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Polite Note to the JOHNNY Author:

The SCUMBAG Tourette's BALL SACK Research Institute was FUCKWIT founded to MONKEY SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LAKE TITICACA article FUCKSTAIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and [Insert yet another person's name here] I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOCCASINS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSCRACK Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can DUMBASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHEBAG bad side of a terrible BUTT PIRATE thing.
• The main ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHENEY knee WHORE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHICKEN FRIES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FEWMETS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JOHNNY school for CLUSTERFUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SON OF A BITCH sufferers to become FUCKTARD manically depressed and DOUCHEBAG commit SOD OFF suicide.
• There is no COCKSTUFFER cure, and the JACK OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUNG-HOLE tics often have adverse DAGO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKWIT perodol" which caused my entire AMERICA ONLINE body to go CUNTSWILLING numb and FLYING RAT'S ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS ARTIST it is without the COCKSUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a SEMPRINI tourette syndrome REBECCA BLACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TIT SPRINKLES the POOPY public view of Tourettes as a "FRIG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KIKE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TWISTY VAGINA sorry for CHOAD "hi-jacking" your WIENER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really NIGGER TITS annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SEMPRINI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA, and making fun of a AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI horrible disorder is (not) ASSWIPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HI, BILLY MAYS HERE time.

Best TWO-INCH PENIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SLOPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As BELGIUM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing BELGIUM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIENANMEN SQUARE in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. DAGO Regards to Andrew KIKE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The YID bastard who wrote this article. You can MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! punch him if you WETBACK want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my YOGHURT CANNON intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLIT and OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TOWELHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NECROPHILIA BAND WITH 4 JACK OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TWISTY VAGINA HORSE! FUCK OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK OFF'S HOUSE

How DUNE COON to LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD cure HOLY DUMB FUCK the HOSER Tourette's PISS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for BASTARD Tourette's SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? Syndrome ASS LICKER is POLAK following SHITFACE these FUCKWIT rules BOOBS in RANDY TRAVIS order:

• 1: Avoid YOU WANKER immature BULLSHIT little FUCKING kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKER within MARGARET THATCHER 10 TITTIESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BULLCRAP PISS ARTIST GANGBANG nor MARGARET THATCHER talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN IT yourself you OSTRICH MY ASS don't PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS have PRICK this JACKASS SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITTIES WITH NASTY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK OFF last straw SCUMBUCKET!

I fucking put MOCCASINS' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKSTAIN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES the TOP OF HOLY DUMB FUCK THIS DICKHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE offensive. YOUR MOM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HO people who try HENTAI to battle FUCK NUGGET'GOD DAMN that tight-ass DOG SHIT 17-year-HELL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LET'S SHIT it now, but someone said DICKFACE' DAMN IT GENITALIA'JACKASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BLUMPKIN is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there FUCKTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOUCHE Uncyclopedia, there are ARSE articles JAP about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ROMANIA stuff. So FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE that means BITCH stop getting mad at the QUEEF first part too and DOG SHIT talking about the CRAP letter that it's YOGHURT CANNON mocking (what BULLCRAP letter? I don't even know what BUTT PIRATE the heck you're talking about). Adrian BASTARD hi self BIRD SHIT even made a really DOUCHE good point. "It's DICKFACE nothing more SHITFACE from a head nod to a BIBLE BASHER knee tick". FUCKING A. Which I'll add DAGO onto WANKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOCCASINS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOOK be, because if I were a BULLSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMNATION hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on DOUCHE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FELCHING be offended, don't read KU KLUX KLAN the freaking GO COUNT YOUR DICK article anyway.

BOOBIES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN TRANNY BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD FUCK SHIT SHITE DICK

GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POOPY REDNECK TWAT NAZI CLIT PENIS ASSHAT FUCK JERRY NIGGER TITS SHITSLINGING SHITFACE GOD DAMN KRAUT SEMPRINI WIKIPEDIA DILDO REBECCA BLACK DOG SHIT PUNANI WANK FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU PEARL NECKLACE O CANADA POO POO BLOWJOB FELCHMONKEY TITTIES FUCKING BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHOAD WILLY WONKA PISS OFF ALEX TREBEK PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE ASSWIPE SEX DICKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JAP RAGHEAD NAZI TAMPON IN MY ASS BUGGER WANKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WETBACK BONER FUCKFACE DOUCHETITS FUCK YOU DICKHEAD CHINK GREASER SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS OFF FUCKFACE SHITE FUCK SHITFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER AUTOFELLATIO HELL SMEG PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WOP TWAT SHAKOPEE YID YOU WANKER POLESMOKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES INBRED RUSKIE FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH COLGATE BUGGER OFF JIGGABOO CROTCH PUSSYLICKER BATHING SUIT AREA SUCK A BIG DICK MASTURBATION SHITTY STRAWBERRY ASS DICK IN A BOX DOUCHEBAG DICK DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK BASKETBALL HOOP LOLCAT BATHING SUIT AREA NIGGER GOOK JERK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NAZI SHITCOCK ASSCRACK TITTYWANK D'OH TWISTY VAGINA BORDER HOPPER WANK DAGO CAMEL FUCKER PAKI COMMUNIST DILDO HENTAI LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD BOOBIES PEDOPHILIA TWISTY VAGINA PISS BELLEND GOD DAMN AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! RAT'S ASS P'KANG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS LICKER TITMOUSE TITTIES FUCKING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITCUNTING SMEG HELL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SLOPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE TITS COCKSMOKER MOZILLA FIREFOX HAIL SATAN! RECTUM RAIDER ARSE DICK IN A BOX HELL CHOAD BUGGER OFF CLIT GENITALIA CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] EUROIPODS MONKEY BALLS ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX POOPOO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SPUNK DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT POTTYMOUTH CAPTAIN CRUNCH CLEMEN BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX CLUSTERFUCK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! NAZI TONY LA RUSSA YOGHURT CANNON GARBAGE DAY! TITTYWANK KEEP GRAPE PENIS FUCKING A BALL SACK POMMIE PISS CLIT WANK ASS LICKER WANK TUBA COCKSUCKER FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER PEARL NECKLACE BELGIUM SAND NIGGER MICK CRACKER RAPE ARSEBADGERS JAP BOLLOCKS KAFFIR PENISBIRD MALL SANTA PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CUM ASSHOLE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PUSSY CONDOMS SAND NIGGER FUCKING FUCK YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITTY SON OF A BITCH [Insert swear here] HELL SON OF A BITCH BASTARD CANNED QUOTE PEDOPHILIA MARY WHITEHOUSE RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT I AM CORNHOLIO! FELLATIO HELL CUNT NECROPHILIA HELL BOLLOCKS BUTT-HOLE LOGJAMMER SEMEN NI NIPPLES FELCHMONKEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COON WANKER SHIT ASSFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSFACE JIZZ BONG FROG'S FAT ASS ASS DAMN ORGASM DAMN PORCH MONKEY I WILL KILL YOU! VAGINA DONKEY DICK TITS & DICKS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CRAPMUNCHER WIENER ASSRAPING DOT HEAD ASSRAPING JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHAT DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING A PRICK JACKASS SHITSKIN ASSWIPE BONER CUNT DUMBASS TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKFACE FUCK OFF TWAT BASTARD FUCKFUCKFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KRAUT BOOBIES EAT MY SHIT! CUNNILINGUS DAMN ASS FAG BEANER CRAPPY FELCHING BITCH GO HOME AND DIE EPIDIDYMIS NEGRO PENISBIRD SHITCUNTING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FEMADOM DOG FUCKER CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMN CHALICE HITLER TRANNY TALK PAGES DOG SHIT AAAAAAAAA! GIVING HEAD PEDOPHILIA FELCHMONKEY BEAVER MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMNATION ARSE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKSTAIN PISS SHITHEAD WANK ASS BULLCRAP MAMA MIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NORTH KOREA DICK JUNGLE BUNNY DAMMIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CHRISTHUMPER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH MICK FUCKTARD COCKSHITTER DAMN TWAT GOOK SPANK THE MONKEY BULLSHIT THONG TASTER CUNT PRICK ANAL BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WETBACK BLUMPKIN EPIDIDYMIS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE D'OH [expletive deleted] SAGGY TITS OSTRICH MY ASS BIRD SHIT DOUCHING BULLSHIT TAFFY DOUCHE DICKFACE SOD OFF PRICK MASTURBATION POLESMOKER COCKSUCKER POOPY SMEG ORGASM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY SEX VAGINA MOZILLA FIREFOX CONDOMS DONKEY DICK OSTRICH MY ASS DIPSHIT PRICK KRAUT CRACKER PISS DICK CHICKEN COCKSMOKER TENTACLE RAPE PENISBIRD WANK NIGGER BULLSHIT SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST COCKSMOKER FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE PIGFUCKER BITCH BULLSHIT THIS IS SPARTA! SHITFACE VAGINA NIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES KNOBJOCKEY ORGASM SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BIRD SHIT SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT SHIT WANKER INBRED DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO COCKSUCKER DUMBASS RAT'S COCK SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LENS CRAFTERS FUCKSTAIN I RAPE WALRUSES! BALL SACK BUGGER BLUE PENIS! POMMIE CROTCH DUNE COON GOD DAMMIT PENISBIRD NIGGER BUTT-HEAD GOD BLESS AMERICA GOAT DICK WETBACK ASSHOLE HOSER [Insert swear here] COCK PAGE BLANKING BITCH CHOAD FUCK YOU PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNTRAG TITMOUSE BOYCOTT VIACOM! DARTH VADER WOP SUGARTITS SHITE BASTARD VAGINA FUCK OFF NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YUKY DOODY ASS LICKER CHOAD BALLS DICKFACE WIENER GO COUNT YOUR DICK PUSSY GOOGLE FASHION BUG ASS FLYING FUCK BRITNEY DICKFACE HELLFUCKER FRIG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FROG'S FAT ASS MONGOLIANS BALLS BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE TITTYWANK MOLDY TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS DICKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH HELL PISS OFF BLUE PENIS! CROTCH QUEEF STRAWBERRY ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANKER BUTT PIRATE YID DICK POWERSHIT JERRY CHING CHONG CHINK INBRED JACKASS FUCK ANAL TITS LET'S SHIT INCEST ASS CRAPFUCKER ASSHAT PISS HIV NEGATIVE GANGBANG PUSSY TOTAL GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHIT WANKER FUCK BELLEND HENTAI BULLCRAP WIGGER RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD FUCK NUGGET BLOWJOB DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER JERK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS REDNECK DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS SUCK MY COCK CLEVELAND STEAMER HO TITWANK O CANADA PRICK FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA SPUNK FUCK DILDO SUITCASE PENIS REDSKIN FRENCH TICKLER SAND NIGGER RICK MORANIS DUNE COON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK CUM CUNT DUMBASS RAT'S COCK DONALD RUMSFELD DIPSHIT ARSE JAP FIRECROTCH EXTRA LONG PENIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! POMMIE JESSE McCARTNEY WANK COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RUSKIE GOD DAMN SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER CLIT GO HOME AND DIE TITS & DICKS MILF BASTARD FUCK OFF BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS SAND NIGGER FUCK TWAT DOG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING FUCK WIGGER MICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOUCHEBAG DOUCHING ASSRAPING MOCCASINS YOU BOOBS BORDER HOPPER STEVE BALLMER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CHUFF SUGARTITS SAGGY TITS BASTARD COCKSMOKER PISS OFF 666 FUCK YOU DICKFACE SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGGER DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SEX VAGINA DUMBASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTT PIRATE CLIT BOOBS RAGHEAD SHITCOCK VAGINA INBRED BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOTHERFUCKER CUNT BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HAIL SATAN! WIENER REDNECK INBRED YOU WANKER MONKEY BALLS RAT'S COCK PISS OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIGGER SHITFACE JOHN ELWAY CUNT FUCKING JUMP! JOHN ELWAY CONAN O'BRIAN SCUMBUCKET BOON FLYING FUCK DESU GOBSHITE NEOPETS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKER BOOBIES SHITSLINGING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS POWERSHIT BALL SACK TITWANK GANGBANG PENISFUCK DAMMIT MASTURBATION FUCKING SHIT DOUCHING BELLEND DAGO EAT MY SHIT! NICARAGUA WANKER NIGNOG BITCH SAND NIGGER GENITALIA CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH TAMPONS VAGINA FUCK ASS PEDOPHILIA CUNTBUCKET CHINK THERE IS A CABAL CRAP ON A STICK CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! CRAP I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS ABO GOD DAMN CRAP ON A STICK DILDO SHITTY AMERICA ONLINE JUNGLE BUNNY CLIT YOU DIPSHIT MILF DONKEY DICK CLIT BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNTING ASSCRACK BIGNOSE COON ARSE FUCKING GOD DAMMIT TWAT GOD DAMMIT DYKE GOD DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PEARL NECKLACE MASTURBATION WANK SHIT ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE INBRED NIGGER NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YOU WANKER BASTARD BLUMPKIN POLESMOKER TITS SHITFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITFACE CHIGGER SHOOP DA WHOOP AY-AY-AY SHITHEAD DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHETITS COCKSTUFFER DICK HENTAI NIPPLES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAT'S COCK NI JACKASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT PORCH MONKEY DICK FROG CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER HONKY NAZI FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SLOPE BIGNOSE JELLY BEANS AUTOFELLATIO PUNANI BOYCOTT VIACOM! PRICK BENCH PRESS CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD SHITFUCKER FREE ELECTIONS PEEPEE SHITFACE BONER DOG FUCKER FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH HENTAI TWAT WIKIPEDIA BANGKOK TITTIES FUCK BONER WOODPECKERSHIT RAGHEAD NEOPETS ASS DOUCHE NAZI CHICKEN SHIT TITS DICKHEAD ARSEBADGERS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PISS RAPE ORGASM SHIT BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING BOYCOTT VIACOM! PISS ARTIST WIENER BITCH FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER suck my mothers JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HO GOD DAMN FUCK YOU FUCKWIT WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHIGGER CUNNILINGUS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER TAMPONS JACKASS BALL SACK GARBAGE DAY! BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FAG BITCH ASSHOLE WIKIPEDIA BUTTFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN LOGJAMMER TITS FUCK BITCH SEX ARSE BALLS SOD OFF JACKASS GENITALIA BUTT PIRATE NAZI WIENER COCK JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S ASS JERK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU ASS FEWMETS FUCKER PENIS SHITCUNTING BALL SACK BULLSHIT DAMMIT SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER WEHATEMARIO CHIGGER PUSSY GOATSE CUNT DEVELOPERS! BIBLE BASHER MOCCASINS [expletive deleted] REDNECK RAPE SHITFUCKER ABO CONDOMS RAT'S COCK DOUCHE NAZI KAFFIR DUMBASS GIVING HEAD BUGFUCK TWO-INCH PENIS JACKASS RAT'S ASS O KURWA! COCKSUCKER FUCK OFF RAPE DICKFACE FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DAMN NEGRO MAMA MIA DONGSHOVER RAPE MOTHERFUCKER TUBA GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT SHITTY YOGHURT CANNON GARBAGE DAY! GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU WANKER DIPSHIT I WILL END YOU! FAGGOT FIRECROTCH MOCCASINS BOON CHOAD POMMIE YOU WANKER COON CC PLZ SHITTY DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSHOLE SEMEN FELLATIO ANAL PAKI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MILF FAGGOT BIRD SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIGGER COCKSTUFFER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT RAPE JUSTIN BIEBER PRICK GANGBANG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS SHITHEAD ASSWIPE PUSSYLICKER FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE MICK HENTAI DICKFACE CHUFF ASSWIPE MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER FRED PHELPS FASHION BUG BUKKAKE BOON TITS & DICKS FUCKBAG WOP BOOBS CUNTBUCKET BEAVER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TIMBER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN PUNANI CHOAD SHITFUCKER TONY LA RUSSA PENIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOD FUCKFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JAP COCK DICKFACE SCROTUM BASTARD FUCKHEAD ASSFACE BEAVER FUCKING SHITCUNTING FUCKFACE DICKHEAD ASSCRACK CUNT CUNTBUCKET DOT HEAD FLYING FUCK BIG FOOT BRITNEY TOWELHEAD WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING YOU WANKER PRICK DOUCHETITS BOB SAGET DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCK NUGGET DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH JACKASS JAP DAMMIT NIGNOG COCKSHITTER TAMPON IN MY ASS HITLER SHITE GOBSHITE WANKSPLAT BRITAIN HOLY DUMB FUCK CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE FEWMETS PEDOPHILIA EMO DOM DeLUISE BULLSHIT FUCK YOU CHUFF CLIT ASS GENITALIA CUNT DICK IN A BOX BOON ASS CUNT FRITZ PRICK SHAKOPEE FUCK ARSE SLOPE FAGGOT CUNTING ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS BALLS BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ARSE POLAK TIMBER NIGGER ARSE FUCKER BANGKOK DUMBASS SHITFUCKER HELL CUM PUSSY DICKHEAD DICK CHICKEN VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT CUNNILINGUS MAMA MIA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITFACE POMMIE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHIGGER DIPSHIT YOU WANKER DOUCHE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOCKIE ASS FASCIST BUGGER HO COCKSTUFFER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOSES and with the Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! and his TESTICLE CHOKE of girraffes in which COCK while reading about LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FELCHING