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For those without SNUFF PORN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CUNTING ASSCRACK article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FIRECROTCH neurochemical FUCK disorder JESSE McCARTNEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden WANKSPLAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or JOHNNY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLOWJOB in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I WILL END YOU! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SOD OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOCKIE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BRUSH MA TEETH WANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLUSTERFUCK utterFUCKance of socially SHITFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first YOU SUCK BALLS television programs to address JOHNNY Tourette's syndrome.

GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Tourette's is DIPSHIT not to be ORGASM confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GANGBANG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRAPFUCKER random CHOAD KISSER disorientation, culturally-PAKI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMMIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIGGER language, SHITSLINGING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN PIG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKBAG souvenir shoppes and massive IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! quantities MOZILLA FIREFOX of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNNILINGUS Polite Note to the NICARAGUA Author:

The SAMUEL L. JACKSON Tourette's CHIGGER Research Institute was PISS founded to I RAPE WALRUSES!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMN article TITMOUSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSCRACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK A DUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSHAT Tourrette's sufferers VENEREAL DISEASE swear. You can BALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSWIPE TV, for always focusing on the TITWANK bad side of a terrible COON thing.
  • The main RAT'S COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GIVING HEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SON OF A BITCH knee LENS CRAFTERS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RUSTY TROMBONE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HORSE SHIT school for DONKEY DICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become ASSHAT manically depressed and FRITZ commit WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? suicide.
  • There is no JENKEM cure, and the PISS drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOTHERFUCKER tics often have adverse MICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUKKAKE perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S COCK body to go HELL numb and VENEREAL DISEASE basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD DAMMIT it is without the SUCK MY DICK drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHOLE tourette syndrome TITMOUSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR the TIT DIRT public view of Tourettes as a "CLIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ARSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSCRACK sorry for 666 "hi-jacking" your DONGSHOVER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GENITALIA this that really MOCCASINS annoys me. I am working towards a HORSE SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JESSE McCARTNEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH, and making fun of a FLYING FUCK horrible disorder is (not) KAFFIR funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOBSHITE time.

Best FUCK YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. suck my mothers Regards to Andrew GANGBANG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The REBECCA BLACK bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSRAMMER punch him if you WILLY WONKA want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WOP saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCKSTAIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BELLEND and GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCKSHITTER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) INBRED BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FAGGOT HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE

How BASTARD to FAGGOT cure DOUCHING the HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourette's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SPUNK for BITCH Tourette's SEX Syndrome DICK is CRAPMUNCHER following PORCUPINE'S BALLS these DUMBASS rules FUCKSTAIN in DAMN order:

  • 1: Avoid ASSCRACK immature NI little JAP kids,
  • 2: Count to SEX within BORDER HOPPER 10 GARBAGE DAY!seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CHOAD SHITHEAD NIGGER TITS nor BASTARD talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKING yourself you I RAPE WALRUSES! don't IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! have PRICK this AUTOFELLATIO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTT-HEAD WITH NASTY BOOBIES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TIT SPRINKLES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw BANGKOK!

I fucking put DICKLICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKSMOKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CC PLZ the TOP OF GO COUNT YOUR DICK THIS BUGFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JERK OFF offensive. DOT HEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITHEAD people who try CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM to battle PUSSY'KNOBJOCKEY that tight-ass BUTTFUCKER 17-year-CHICKEN FRIES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS OFF it now, but someone said PIECE OF SHIT' CLUSTERFUCK GRAPE PENIS'POOPY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BATMAN & ROBIN is a laughing GENITALIA matter. Plus there FELCHMONKEY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HOSER Uncyclopedia, there are SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH articles LET'S SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SEX stuff. So COCK that means GREASER stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and MARCH OF FLAMES talking about the SHITFUCKER letter that it's FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what BOOBS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BLOWJOB hi self BITCH even made a really VENEREAL DISEASE good point. "It's HORSE SHIT nothing more SOD OFF from a head nod to a ASSHOLE knee tick". COCK. Which I'll add CONDOMS onto DUNE COON saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSHOLE suffer that YOU much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKBAG be, because if I were a PICKANINNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ANAL DIABETES hilarious. If you DOUCHING Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITCOCK be offended, don't read FRIG the freaking CAPITALISM article anyway.

TWISTY VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCK OFF BITCH SON OF A BITCH CHOAD ASS FLYING FUCK HORSE PENIS

PUSSY BOOBIES RAPE POLACK ANAL RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM BUNG-HOLE CHRISTHUMPER ARSE ASSWIPE WIGGER GOATSE VENEREAL DISEASE CARPET MUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU BLOWJOB SHITE SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! PECKERHEAD MOCKIE ANUSCAKE COON [expletive deleted] HAIL SATAN! FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE MOCCASINS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE DOUCHE NAZI DAMN FLYING FUCK FENCE JUMPER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSHOLE SHIT JERK OFF SHITSLIDE DAMMIT SOD JACKASS SHIT SHITSLINGING FEWMETS GOD DAMN FUCKING A MOCCASINS WANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WANK JACK ABRAMOFF BASTARD WIENER HADJI BITCH SHITE JESSE McCARTNEY TRANNY MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT CRAPPER ASSWIPE TURD [expletive deleted] MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITHEAD FENCE JUMPER FUCK YOU SHITBALLS SHITE BUTT PIRATE WANK PICKANINNY FUCKHEAD TAMPONS HUMAN RIGHTS BEAVER SHITSKIN SHITTY DAMMIT GOOK HOSER ASSCRACK BASTARD ASSHAT PENIS FUCKING ASSFACE DUMBASS FUCK NUGGET CHOAD REDNECK FLYING FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY SHITTY BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER DAGO DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN BUGGER FENCE JUMPER DICKLICK ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE DOUCHEBAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RUSTY TROMBONE suck my mothers WANK TAMPONS BULLCRAP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSWIPE PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PENIS ON A BUN DICKHEAD VAGINA MASTURBATION TWAT MONKEY BALLS TWAT FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MY DICK PORCH MONKEY POLESMOKER DAMNATION HORSE SHIT ANAL ASS CROTCH ASS CUNTBUCKET SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSWIPE JUMPING JESUS!!! CHUFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE REDSKIN SHITTY COCKSHITTER BEANER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT ASSCRACK BLOWJOB WANK CHINK BLUMPKIN BALLS TRANNY BASTARD SAND NIGGER BOB SAGET CLEMEN CRAP CUNTING ASSCRACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOOBS FUCKWIT EMO BEAVER QUEEF JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMN JACKASS BITCH PUSSY DICKLICK CRAPFUCKER BULLSHIT FIRECROTCH NAZI FUCKTARD HORSE PENIS BULLSHIT NIPPLES COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING JUMP! HELLFUCKER BITCH BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN IT FUCKWIT CHAV COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS PISS BIGNOSE FUCKTARD BOOBS PIECE OF SHIT NEGRO ASSRAPING DICK TITS FUCKHEAD DAMMIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JAP HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHOAD PEARL NECKLACE BITCH BRITNEY HORSE SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CAMEL FUCKER FRIG DELICIOUS CAKE DAMMIT SHITTY TAMPON IN MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PUSSYLICKER FUCKHEAD HORSE SHIT BOOBIES NEGRO TIT SPRINKLES HELL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK CRAP ON A STICK YOGHURT CANNON CRAPPY HELL SPICY CUNT FUCK SEX HOMO INBRED PICKANINNY DYKE JERK OFF DICKFACE BONER INBRED FUCKTARD FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH BASTARD MONKEY BALLS HELL BULLSHIT CUNT WIGGER GOD DAMMIT COON LGBT RIGHTS SPUNK DAMN BIGNOSE FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER NIPPLES BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BITCH BIRD SHIT INBRED TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CHOAD KAFFIR BUGGER MARGARET THATCHER FROG CUNTRAG SHITCUNTING CUNTRAG PISS WIENER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS POO POO BLOWJOB SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKHEAD DOT HEAD BASTARD FUCK ASSFACE HO TITS ASS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PENIS PISS ARTIST CUNT LAPPER CRACKER SOD CAMEL JOCKEY WANK DAMMIT TAMPONS FAGGOT CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT GREASER WANK GO HOME AND DIE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NAZI DOUCHING MICK ASSHOLE WANK FUCKFACE COCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT TITS INBRED GOOGLE TOTAL I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSHITTER ORGASM GRINGO HORSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER FRAK JUNGLE BUNNY TWISTY VAGINA POLACK DICK CHICKEN FUCKER PRICK DICK BELLEND PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN HOMO PISSHOLE JACKASS CAMEL JOCKEY BUGFUCK PISS POLAK SON OF A BITCH WIENER ASSRAPING I'LL RAPE YOU WIKIPEDIA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BOOBIES TRANNY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD SUGARTITS CUNTSWILLING DUNE COON SOD OFF DICKFACE NIGGER TITS FROG'S FAT ASS HEIL HITLER! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FIST FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY ROSIE O'DONNELL PISS OFF MY ASS MONKEY SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MY ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GYPSY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKER SHIT RAT'S ASS KRAUT DEVELOPERS! GYPSY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PENIS SAND NIGGER MICK SEX GANGBANG PUSSY BONER SHITTY DAMN INCEST DICK FELCHING FLYING FUCK CLUSTERFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE THONG TASTER SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITMOUSE PUSSY WALRUS SHIT TITS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PICKANINNY AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER COON SHITE DOUCHE BONER COCK KRAUT FUCK NUGGET JERRY DOG SHIT FUCK OFF HOMO HOMO GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA JOHNNY CUNT CRAPPER VANITY PAGES ROCK WIENER SOD FOREIGN CURRENCY BOON JOHNNY SHAKOPEE MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNTSWILLING YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER HOMO FENCE JUMPER ASS FUCK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE INBRED SHIT ASS LET'S SHIT WANK DOUCHEBAG DOODIE HEAD CUNT PENISFUCK GIVING HEAD ASSHOLE RUSTY TROMBONE CAMEL FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK BLISTERING BARNACLES DUMBASS SHITCOCK BASTARD MY COMMUNION WAFER OF COMMUNIST DILDO BALL SACK KNOBJOCKEY WIKIPEDIA VAGINA ASSWIPE MOZILLA FIREFOX PENIS ON A BUN DOUCHEBAG CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TAFFY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER HO COON PENISBIRD MOTHERFUCKER TONY LA RUSSA TWAT SEMEN FUDGEPACKER COCKSTUFFER NICARAGUA MOTHERFUCKER POLESMOKER ASSCRACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNTYMINTS PISS WHORE BUTT PIRATE BUGGER OFF PENIS ASS CHOAD KAFFIR EAT MY SHIT! FUCK DOUCHE NAZI ANAL I'LL RAPE YOU FRIG DIPSHIT BALLS MONGOLIANS WALRUS SHIT BUGGER SHITE ASSHOLE SHITTY DONKEY PUNCHER ASSCRACK JACK OFF PUSSY CRAPPY ASSFACE ASSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RECTUM RAIDER COCKSUCKER CRACKER SHIT KIKE DAMN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BUNG-HOLE DONKEY DICK PENISFUCK SAGGY TITS [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JOHN SMILEY FACE EPIDIDYMIS WIGGER FUCKER CUNT LAPPER PRICK DICK IN A BOX SHITE CRAP ON A STICK ASS CHOAD KISSER FIRECROTCH CUNT NAZI GOBSHITE REDSKIN BLUMPKIN TUBA CROTCH BALL SACK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKTARD CUNTRAG FRAK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRACKER CONAN O'BRIAN MONKEY SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! INBRED BASTARD ASSHAT CUNTRAG BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP JOHNNY VAGINA RAGHEAD HENTAI BOOBIES REDSKIN HOMO DONALD RUMSFELD CUNTRAG COCKSMOKER PEDOPHILIA LAKE TITICACA BALLS DICKLICK MICK SHITFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER PISS SHITE ICE CREAM AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER NORTH KOREA SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE DUNE COON DICKFACE DUMBASS DAGO WANK PORCH MONKEY BUKKAKE EAT MY SHIT! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL SHIT DOUCHE NAZI DONALD RUMSFELD BITCH TITTYWANK FUCKER HOMO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUGFUCK BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER SAND NIGGER FELCHMONKEY KAFFIR INBRED ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CLEMEN FUCK OFF SUITCASE PENIS AY-AY-AY HOSER MILF FUCKFACE GENITALIA HORSE SHIT SEX CAMEL FUCKER CUNTRAG ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WIGGER CLIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TITTYWANK PIGFUCKER REBECCA BLACK CUNT CHRISTHUMPER TRANNY DIPSHIT FUCK DICK CHICKEN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BOOBIES TITS BUKKAKE ASS MONKEY SHIT FUCKTARD GOBSHITE LET'S SHIT BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU CUNT CHUFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANK CHENEY COCKSUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POLAK SOD CHICKEN FRIES ASS FELLATIO SIGMUND FREUD FRIG ASS TESTICLE CHOKE BOB SAGET SAND NIGGER BUTTFUCKER TURD PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT CHINK FUCKING FUCKING ARSEBADGERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POTTYMOUTH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY INBRED WIKIPEDIA PRICK FRITZ SHITSLINGING SUGAR GRINGO FOUR-EYES BIRD SHIT INCEST CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CHAV ORGASM ALF WETBACK TAMPONS FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSCRACK RICK MORANIS ASSRAPING TACO FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS BUTT PIRATE BUGGER OFF WIENER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 GOD DAMMIT WHORE SHITFUCKER FUCK DOUCHING UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! NIGGER FUCK YOU FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT NICARAGUA FELLATIO ASSHAT RAPE FUCKSTAIN PISS HELL CLEMEN ASSRAPING KIKE CLUSTERFUCK ASSFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT BASTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JOHN SMILEY FACE BASTARD FELLATIO FAGGOT HORSE PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER DOG FUCKER SUCK MY COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK MOLDY TITS ASSHOLE MOCKIE PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMMIT BITCH CRAPFUCKER DONKEY DICK DAMN RUSKIE SHIT DAMN TITTIES JAP CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKHEAD GYPSY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS COCK MICK SUITCASE PENIS SCUMBUCKET SLOPE SAND NIGGER ASSHOLE FELCHING INCEST JAP COCKGOBLIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHINK PENIS ON A BUN WETBACK SOD OFF MOCCASINS BOOBS GOD DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSFACE YOGHURT CANNON THONG TASTER WIENER SMEG ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE GOBSHITE ASSCRACK CLIT WOODPECKERSHIT RICK MORANIS TITS FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKFACE SHITE EDITABLE DYK INCEST FUCKING SPIC NIGGER DICK FAG DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NECROPHILIA BITCH BUGFUCK CLIT FUCK OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES RAGHEAD DAMN TENTACLE RAPE BITCH [expletive deleted] COON BIGNOSE BASTARD CHAV SUCK A BIG DICK BUTT PIRATE CUNNILINGUS WANK DOT HEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS ARTIST BIGNOSE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT LET'S SHIT NICARAGUA I RAPE WALRUSES! ARSE HELL SEX SHITCUNTING WINDOWS VISTA VAGINA CHING CHONG CHINK PISS ARTIST LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S ASS BITCH WANK NAZI SHITFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TITTIES RUSTY TROMBONE SAND NIGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITTIES FAGGOT MASTURBATION ASSHOLE BUTT PIRATE FUCK RUSKIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITE HEIL HITLER! HEIL HITLER! MICK BITCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CLEMEN PIECE OF SHIT COCKSHITTER GENITALIA FUCK SACRAMENTO PENIS ON A BUN COCKSTUFFER FUCK SHITHEAD DILDO DOUCHEBAG BASTARD FRIG CUNT SNUFF PORN GOD DAMMIT CUNT CHUFF TWAT BULLSHIT POLESMOKER suck my mothers ANUSCAKE BOB SAGET HITLER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS YOGHURT CANNON BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH HELL PISS QUEEF PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK LOGJAMMER FROG WIENER MACACA KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH BLUMPKIN FUCK NEGRO BOB SAGET PIECE OF SHIT ASSFACE BASTARD BEAVER YOU WANKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FROG JACKASS SHIT PENIS ON A BUN HENTAI SEX SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKFACE SCUMBAG GOATSE BUTT-HOLE ORGASM POLAK CUM DAMMIT DEVELOPERS! COCKGOBLIN CHINK FUCKWIT CHAV DAMN TWAT MOCKIE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUNT HELLFUCKER BALLS PEDOPHILIA DAMN FUCKTARD FAG PUSSYLICKER YOU WANKER ARSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S COCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITTY PEDOPHILIA CANDY FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA JOHNNY FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMN SCUMBAG FUCKING DYKE MOTHERFUCKER RAPE POMMIE COCKSTUFFER PEARL NECKLACE VENEREAL DISEASE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HEIL HITLER! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DONKEY DICK TOWELHEAD SHITE BASTARD WANK DAMN IT FIRECROTCH HIV NEGATIVE FUCKING BASEBALL WOODPECKERSHIT TENTACLE RAPE FEWMETS FRED PHELPS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSHAT CHICKEN SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICKFACE ASSHOLE WOP BULLSHIT ASS CHOAD NECROPHILIA DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF YOUR MOM BUKKAKE BITCH BOOBS NIGGER TITS DICKFACE DOG FUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE EXTRA LONG PENIS DIPSHIT WALRUS SHIT GRIS HELL FUCKWIT JACK OFF JACKASS INBRED SHIT PORCH MONKEY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS INBRED SHITFACE DARTH VADER TURD PISS OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CONDOMS ASSHOLE CUNTRAG WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASS LICKER SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FRITZ MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTTFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DICK TITS BASTARD SAGGY TITS FEMADOM DYKE QUEEF ASSFACE BITCH FUCKWIT TITS BALLS CHOAD KISSER BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK BONG NAZI FELCHING SAND NIGGER SHITTY MALL SANTA JACKASS MOCKIE TWAT CLEMEN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RICK MORANIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIECE OF SHIT PUNANI DUMBASS TOTAL GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT HELL SPIC VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT WANKSPLAT ASS ASS MOCCASINS FROG GOAT DICK INBRED WEHATEMARIO WANK LAKE TITICACA PISS MOCKIE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT YID FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK HELL FUCK YOU STRAWBERRY ASS JACKASS FUCK WANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSWIPE BATHING SUIT AREA YOU WANKER THONG TASTER COCK SEX HORSE SHIT BASTARD JIGGABOO O CANADA ASSHAT FRITZ VENEREAL DISEASE FEWMETS FASHION BUG ANUSCAKE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BELGIUM and with the ASSHOLE and his DILDO of girraffes in which PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT while reading about DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BELGIUM also

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