Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SHAKOPEE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a YOU WANKER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ALF neurochemical FUCK disorder TURD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SEMPRINI, sudden SHITSLIDE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD DAMN or I WILL KILL YOU! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SPUNK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TOWELHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BLISTERING BARNACLES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUTTFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK A DUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMN NI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHIGGER utterFUCKance of socially FUCK YOU objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POLACK television programs to address SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? Tourette's syndrome.

DICKHEAD Tourette's is NIPPLES not to be WANK confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KAFFIR random WANK disorientation, culturally-YOU WANKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELLFIRE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FLAMING ASS BADGER language, COCKSHITTER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! quantities FEWMETS of ANAL DIABETES MILF garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the INCEST Author:

The JACK OFF Tourette's DIRTY SANCHEZ Research Institute was FUCK founded to TITWANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SCROTUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOUCHE article SUCK MY COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK NUGGET I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of DUMBASS Tourrette's sufferers YOU swear. You can ASSHAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING BASEBALL TV, for always focusing on the CUNNILINGUS bad side of a terrible SCUMBUCKET thing.
The main BUTTFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLEMEN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTTFUCKER knee SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is PISS OFF MY ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WALRUS SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLIT school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BALLS sufferers to become STUB manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit BULLSHIT suicide.
There is no WANK cure, and the ASSWIPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the QUEEF tics often have adverse WIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go TITS numb and ABO basically made it NIGGA! worse than WIENER it is without the I WILL END YOU! drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT the TAFFY public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LET'S SHIT sorry for SHITTY "hi-jacking" your EPIDIDYMIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKTARD this that really FUCKTARD annoys me. I am working towards a REDSKIN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHOLE, and making fun of a FUCKTARD horrible disorder is (not) CAMEL JOCKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COLGATE time.

Best DOUCHE NAZI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUGFUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. DICK IN A BOX Regards to Andrew ASSCRACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The FELCHING bastard who wrote this article. You can IN SACREMENT punch him if you EMO want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CROTCH saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SEMPRINI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MR WINKLER IS GAY and SHITSKIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GANGBANG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 SON OF A BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! SEMPRINI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SEMPRINI'S HOUSE

How YOU WANKER to FUCKSTAIN cure ASSFACE the FUCK Tourette's PISS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOU WANKER for WANKSPLAT Tourette's BOB SAGET Syndrome ASS is pen0r following ASSWIPE these CUNT rules SHIT in GREASER order:

1: Avoid REBECCA BLACK immature FUCK YOU little NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! kids,
2: Count to TACO within POLAK 10 CRAPFUCKERseconds,
3: Do not open your FELLATIO FUCK YOU PISS nor FRENCH TICKLER talk,
4: Tell SCUMBUCKET yourself you FUCK YOU don't PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS have WHORE this BOON disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHAT WITH NASTY O CANADA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PRICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SEMPRINI last straw QUEEF!

I fucking put TITWANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE NEOPETS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTTFUCKER the TOP OF FLYING FUCK THIS NIGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITSKIN offensive. GOD DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK A DUCK people who try TOSSER to battle DOT HEAD'FUCK YOU that tight-ass MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE 17-year-JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JACKASS it now, but someone said JACKASS' DAMMIT DAMMIT'ASSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLEMEN is a laughing OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA matter. Plus there BONER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH articles SCUMBAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MONKEY SHIT stuff. So WARNER MUSIC GROUP that means FEMADOM stop getting mad at the JUSTIN BIEBER first part too and FUCK A DUCK talking about the FUCK letter that it's JESSE McCARTNEY mocking (what FRITZ letter? I don't even know what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISS UP MY ARSE hi self PEDOPHILIA even made a really SHIT good point. "It's CLIT nothing more WIENER from a head nod to a SHITSKIN knee tick". ASS. Which I'll add SHITTY onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMMIT suffer that OSTRICH MY ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BULLCRAP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BELLEND be, because if I were a FUCKING A Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you CROTCH Want facts, go on FEMADOM Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CLUSTERFUCK be offended, don't read FENCE JUMPER the freaking GOD DAMMIT article anyway.

FUCKING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FLYING FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS CUNT CRAPPER SPANK THE MONKEY WALRUS SHIT

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FUCKER FOUR-EYES FUCK RAT'S ASS EMO POLAK DAMN IT DONALD RUMSFELD CAMEL FUCKER PENIS ON A STICK YOUR MOM JIZZ TITMOUSE TOTAL SCUMBAG HORSE SHIT ASS BALLS PISS PISS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOBSHITE FUCKWIT ASSWIPE CUNT ASSHAT SHIT DUMBASS CLEAN DRINKING WATER PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD FUCK RAT'S COCK FALSE BENSON BITCH ASS WIENER CONDOMS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK YOU WOP GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER WHORE CHOAD SLOPE DOUCHETITS HO CAPTAIN CRUNCH DYKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSFACE JOHNNY BLOWJOB CUM CHUFF INCEST FUCK YOU SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS GOOK BELGIUM COCKSUCKER BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT FUCKFACE BULLSHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD INBRED FUCK OFF BLOWJOB WIENER ASSWIPE SOD CAMEL FUCKER NECROPHILIA MAMA MIA FAG SHITFUCKER CUNT FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU LIMEY BUTT-HEAD BONER CLUSTERFUCK WEHATEMARIO BLUMPKIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PENISFUCK BASTARD DICKFACE I WILL END YOU! ASSRAPING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE [Insert silly non-swear here] BULLSHIT INBRED I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT DUMBASS BUGGER BITCH [EXPLETIVE] TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUKKAKE SHITCUNTING DICK IN A BOX BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD FUCK DILDO SUCK A BIG DICK RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING TACO FUCK YOU SMEG COCKSUCKER POOPOO PISSHOLE HELL FUCKHEAD BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK PUSSY POTTYMOUTH SAGGY TITS YOGHURT CANNON BEAVER DIPSHIT FUCKTARD ASSWIPE CUNT CRAPPER FUCKFACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BALLS ASSWIPE JACK OFF WOP INBRED POWERSHIT PUSSY BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK SHITSLINGING PENIS ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE FELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S COCK FELLATIO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLIT D'OH CAMEL FUCKER GOOK SHAKOPEE LET'S SHIT PUSSY TAFFY QUEEF GYPSY CLUSTERFUCK WANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAGO 4CHAN FELCHING TENTACLE RAPE KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REBECCA BLACK HELL DONGSHOVER GO HOME AND DIE DICKFACE FUCK NUGGET JOHNNY SPUNK WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT NIGGER TITS CARPET MUNCHER JACKASS WHORE REBECCA BLACK COCKSMOKER AY-AY-AY WETBACK FRED PHELPS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUCK MY COCK COCKSUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP BONER BELLEND BITCH HELL RAT'S COCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SOD WANK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT FUCKHEAD SAND NIGGER CROTCH POLACK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SUITCASE PENIS FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMMIT YID KIKE I LIKE SCHOOL JACKASS CHOAD MICK PENISPENISPENIS!!! FELLATIO TOSSER BOOBIES DICK DICKFACE SHITFACE ORGASM GOAT DICK SHITPISSER PENIS ASSHAT KAFFIR SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKWIT FELLATIO CAMEL FUCKER PENIS DICKWAD FUCK YOU CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE NIGGER TITS PEARL NECKLACE GANGBANG PISS ARTIST SAND NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER QUEEF FRIG FUCK YOU BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNT O CANADA BELGIUM IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! LIMEY NAZI BUKKAKE DAGO ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WEHATEMARIO PEARL NECKLACE JOHN SMILEY FACE WHORE PENIS DAMN FUCK DAMN IT WETBACK BLOWJOB YOU WANKER PEDOPHILIA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HELL NI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MASTURBATION KIKE CLEMEN GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU SOD HADJI FUCKWIT O CANADA BAD MOTHERFUCKER YID YOU WANKER ASSFACE BOB SAGET CUNT CRAPPER SHIT DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CRAPMUNCHER WANKSPLAT GARBAGE DAY! SIGMUND FREUD CUNT CONDOMS ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNTRAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKING A FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INCEST FRITZ TAFFY TITS FUCKBAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHOLE DIPSHIT BASTARD ARSE SEX FEMADOM RAPE CLIT SHITCOCK CHENEY INBRED PENIS NIPPLES GYPSY ASSCRACK MELAMINE NICARAGUA WANK PIECE OF SHIT FUCK NUGGET ASSWIPE JENKEM SHITTY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BLOWJOB BUTT-HOLE BIG FOOT RAT'S ASS CUNT ASSHAT TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES COCKSMOKER RAT'S ASS GOAT DICK RAT'S COCK SHITE FRIG I'LL RAPE YOU RUSTY TROMBONE DEVELOPERS! FUCKHEAD FELLATIO TOTAL BUGFUCK FUCKTARD JUNGLE BUNNY TIMBER NIGGER JACKASS SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK CRAP FUCK OFF SHITHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD RICK MORANIS MOZILLA FIREFOX SACRAMENTO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RAPE BEAVER ASS DOUCHE GYPSY MARCH OF FLAMES SHITFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! CAPTAIN CRUNCH SPICY CUNT FUCK DIPSHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FEWMETS BANGKOK Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SCUMBAG and with the FLYING FUCK and his LOGJAMMER of girraffes in which FLYING FUCK while reading about suck my mothers!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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