Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT'LIMEY'BUTT PIRATE'BITCH'SHITSLINGING'PORCUPINE'S BALLS'PENIS ON A STICK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SCRATCH! GROUNDER! look at the DAMN talk page of this DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT article for notes or discussion before SUCK MY DICK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING A neurochemical FUCK disorder PUSSYLICKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PORCH MONKEY, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD BLESS AMERICA or PIECE OF SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNTBUCKET include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SEX MONKEY SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRAPFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SCUMBAG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TWAT television programs to address CARPET MUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

SHITFUCKER Tourette's is WETBACK not to be CHING CHONG CHINK confused with SHITFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRAPMUNCHER random I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE disorientation, culturally-NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HORSE PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CRACKER language, TAMPON IN MY ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOOBS WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOTHERFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive JIGGABOO quantities PECKERHEAD of ANAL DIABETES FAG garbage.

Darnit.

A TITTIES Polite Note to the ALF Author:

The MONKEY'S UNCLE Tourette's DICKHEAD Research Institute was SAND NIGGER founded to DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GANGBANG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PORCH MONKEY article [EXPLETIVE] funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FEWMETS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POMMIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTTFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MR WINKLER IS GAY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GYPSY Tourrette's sufferers WOODPECKERSHIT swear. You can FUCK A DUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIKIPEDIA TV, for always focusing on the PIG bad side of a terrible FELCHING thing.
• The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NECROPHILIA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TAMPONS knee WETBACK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUM school for NECROPHILIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMMIT sufferers to become DICKLICK manically depressed and TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE commit DIPSHIT suicide.
• There is no YOU WANKER cure, and the PRICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK YOU tics often have adverse I AM CORNHOLIO! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DUMBASS perodol" which caused my entire TITTYWANK body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and BAD MOTHERFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than AUTOFELLATIO it is without the MARCH OF FLAMES drug.

I am an active member of a JAP tourette syndrome CHOAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DILDO the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "FROG'S FAT ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JERRY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKWIT sorry for POOPOO "hi-jacking" your DICK CHICKEN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POOPY this that really PEARL NECKLACE annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMMIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHE, and making fun of a BAD MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) DICKHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JACK ABRAMOFF time.

Best TAFFY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

The [expletive deleted] bastard who wrote this article. You can HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS punch him if you ASS want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE HAS AIDS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WEHATEMARIO saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my DOG SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PORCH MONKEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK and DOT HEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I WILL END YOU! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIGNOG BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSFACE HORSE! PORCH MONKEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PORCH MONKEY'S HOUSE

How MILF to TOTAL cure HOSER the DOUCHETITS Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING FUCK for AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's VENEREAL DISEASE Syndrome EXTRA LONG PENIS is CRACKER following CUNT these DONKEY DICK rules ASSHAT in WANKSPLAT order:

• 1: Avoid I WILL KILL YOU! immature MASTURBATION little FEMADOM kids,
• 2: Count to FU SPANG within TWAT 10 RAPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your YOU WANKER DICKLICK CUNT nor FUCK YOU talk,
• 4: Tell DYKE yourself you OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! don't HELL have OSTRICH MY ASS this DIPSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WITH NASTY SCUMBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PORCH MONKEY last straw CUNTSWILLING!

I fucking put GIVING HEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOD BLESS AMERICA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NIGGER the TOP OF MASTURBATION THIS BUGFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BITCH offensive. WIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to AUTOFELLATIO people who try FELLATIO to battle ANAL'DAMMIT that tight-ass REDSKIN 17-year-GO HOME AND DIE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MONKEY'S UNCLE it now, but someone said SHITTY' OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DICK IN A BOX'KIKE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA is a laughing BATHING SUIT AREA matter. Plus there ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING articles DIPSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT stuff. So BALL SACK that means BUGGER OFF stop getting mad at the HOSER first part too and GOAT DICK talking about the HEIL HITLER! letter that it's FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE mocking (what SMEG letter? I don't even know what JIZZ the heck you're talking about). Adrian FELLATIO hi self I WILL KILL YOU! even made a really MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE good point. "It's RUSKIE nothing more PUSSY from a head nod to a CUNTRAG knee tick". MILF. Which I'll add FUCK onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't INCEST suffer that CAUCASIANS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WANKSPLAT be, because if I were a BUTT PIRATE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you 666 Want facts, go on JESSE McCARTNEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EMO be offended, don't read BALLS the freaking SUCK MY COCK article anyway.

COCK MALARKY CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE JACK OFF POOPY ASS FUCK YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT

PEARL NECKLACE INBRED FIST FUCK BITCH INBRED LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSFACE TIMBER NIGGER WHORE CUNT GRAPE PENIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BIRD SHIT CLIT SCUMBAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITCOCK WIENER FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD CHINK COMMUNION WAFER CLIT CUM DOUCHING QUEEF TOURETTE'S SYNDROME TITS PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU WHORE BITCH GIVING HEAD CUNT CUNT ARSE PUSSY PORCH MONKEY PISS POMMIE INBRED SHITTY FELCHING PISS ARTIST FRIG MOLDY TITS FIST FUCK FUCKFACE FUCK NUGGET DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! NIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SEX TITWANK NIGGER FUCKING TWAT SHITFUCKER ORGASM JENKEM SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKFUCKFUCK TRANNY WIENER PEDOPHILIA SUCK MY DICK SHITE ASS QUEEF MOTHERFUCKER WANK HORSE PENIS AUTOFELLATIO PISSHOLE DAMN IT NECROPHILIA MOCKIE TOWELHEAD WIENER GREASER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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GOD DAMN FUCKER CTHULHU FHTAGN JIGGABOO DICKHEAD ASS WANK DAMMIT SHITTY SON OF A BITCH ASS DOT HEAD COCKSMOKER SHITHEAD PISS BLOWJOB BOOBIES CRAPFUCKER BITCH BLOWJOB DUMBASS ASS BITCH GOATSE BUTTFUCKER SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SCUMBAG NIGGER EMO DIRTY SANCHEZ O CANADA SCUMBAG DICKHEAD FUCKING A COLGATE DICK HELL [expletive deleted] POOPOO FUCKSTAIN WANKER ARSE ALF SON OF A BITCH BASTARD FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER FUCKER TIT SPRINKLES FUCKING A FUCK YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ABO COON ARSE BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER DILDO JERRY POLAK INJUN FUCKING A NIGGER ASSHAT DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN DAMN CLIT BAT FUCK INSANE HELL IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSHAT PENISBIRD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JUNGLE BUNNY WOP CHICKEN FRIES DAMN ARSE PUSSY WANK QUEEF SAMUEL L. JACKSON RUSTY TROMBONE ASS ASSHOLE JOHNNY I AM CORNHOLIO! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPUNK HAIL SATAN! FUCK NUGGET ORGASM COCKSMOKER NI COCK SHITTY {{USERNAME}} RAT'S ASS CHING CHONG CHINK ANAL DAGO DARTH VADER SACRAMENTO ARSE CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK YOU [EXPLETIVE] DICK RAPE SHITSKIN ARSE GOBSHITE INCEST DIPSHIT FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTT PIRATE NECROPHILIA SAGGY TITS SCROTUM FUCKTARD CHOAD DICK DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN DOT HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT WOP VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUGFUCK RAPE FUCK A DUCK INJUN HITLER CLEMEN SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOCKIE GOD DAMMIT CUNT PEDOPHILIA WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS HAIL SATAN! THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JOHNNY BOOBS JIGGABOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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CAMEL JOCKEY TOWELHEAD PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT QUEEF NAZI DIPSHIT SHITFACE COON GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUGGER OFF CC PLZ NIGGER TITS DAMN SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JERK OFF NIGNOG COLGATE TITWANK NECROPHILIA FUCK BASTARD ASSHAT DAMN MAMA MIA CRACKER DONALD RUMSFELD FRENCH TICKLER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BUGGER OFF SHITBALLS CLUSTER FUCK PUSSY FELCHING SHITPISSER DAMNATION FUCKING KIKE PORCH MONKEY BITCH TURD GANGBANG HENTAI GRIS MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DAMN CLUSTER FUCK SHITE PISS OFF FUCK PENIS WANK BIG FOOT TIBET PENIS SUCK MY DICK JACKASS GOOK PAKI POMMIE GO HOME AND DIE FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! TWAT CUNT BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN CHINA IS CAPITALIST SHITCUNTING DICKWAD MOCKIE PISS ARTIST NAZI COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CUM MALARKY SUITCASE PENIS BUKKAKE BUGFUCK WHORE JIZZ SUITCASE PENIS FUCKING MACACA TWAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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PAKI HELL SHITFUCKER SHITFACE TURD HELLFIRE TAFFY BULLSHIT SCROTUM FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER TITMOUSE RAGHEAD ASSCRACK CUNT FUCKING CLIT WANKER TWAT ASSHOLE FUCKWIT REBECCA BLACK NAZI COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCK YOU MOLDY TITS YID JUSTIN BIEBER FEWMETS JIGGABOO DILDO BUGFUCK PISS CLUSTER FUCK SEMEN BANGKOK ASSHAT NAZI PIGFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE DICK IN A BOX DILDO EAT MY SHIT! SHITTY ANAL RUSKIE NIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS STRAWBERRY ASS CUNTBUCKET CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TWAT DICKWAD VAGINA FUCK CC PLZ MACACA FUCKFACE GOD DAMN TITS SAGGY TITS KITTENS WANKER LAKE TITICACA DAMN POISON IN BABY FORMULA CUM SHITTY TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU QUEEF FROG DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD PISS ARTIST WIGGER GENITALIA PUSSY D'OH CC PLZ FRITZ NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GIVING HEAD WANK BULLSHIT TITWANK FUCK DICKFACE WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK GANGBANG JOHN SMILEY FACE PEDOPHILIA POOPOO HOMO DOUCHE FUCKING A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA TURD RAGHEAD LAKE TITICACA DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD DOUCHING YOU BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT SHITFACE CUM BENCH PRESS BALL SACK FROG'S FAT ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JERRY PISSHOLE BALL SACK CUNT BASTARD TITTIES TRANNY GYPSY JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE TAFFY CHINK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DONKEY DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT REBECCA BLACK YOU WANKER NIPPLES SHIT D'OH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PENIS ON A BUN COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK TOSSER DICKFACE FUCK OFF WIGGER FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO JOHNNY INCEST BOON YOGHURT CANNON DYKE JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHEBAG HADJI DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LAKE TITICACA PRICK NIGGER SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST DUMBASS JERRY CROTCH FUCKING SHITE TITWANK SUCK MY DICK HELL HENTAI DAMN DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITPISSER EARS OF CHRIST CHOAD KISSER FUCKBAG CHUFF HADJI I WILL END YOU! FUCKTARD TOURETTE'S IS FUN O CANADA SUCK MY DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK PENIS BUTTFUCKER WIENER PENIS I WILL END YOU! CUNTSWILLING CUNT PISSHOLE DICKHEAD FELLATIO SHITFACE BULLCRAP SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT JACKASS SHITFUCKER PRICK BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CONAN O'BRIAN SHITFACE FRIG HOMO GOD DAMMIT WANK JAP PEDOPHILIA FUCKTARD BASTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS JUMPING JESUS!!! DONKEY PUNCHER DICK TITS ABO SHITSLIDE WANKSPLAT CONDOMS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE BONER DICK IN A BOX RUSKIE DAMN GIVING HEAD BULLSHIT WANK NICARAGUA LAKE TITICACA NIGGER WIKIPEDIA EDITABLE DYK FUCK BALLS PENIS suck my mothers MICK I RAPE WALRUSES! DOUCHE JAP BOLLOCKS DAMN WHORE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PEDOPHILIA PENISBIRD POLESMOKER MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER FUCK NUGGET NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE SLOPE LAKE TITICACA DICKFACE PEDOPHILIA JACK ABRAMOFF BIGNOSE [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT MALARKY DUMBASS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BITCH PICKANINNY YOU WANKER JERK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS FUDGEPACKER NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH DAMMIT JACKASS JACKASS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG TOTAL CUNT CONDOMS MICK SIGMUND FREUD EPIDIDYMIS FLYING FUCK GOOK POTTYMOUTH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHIGGER TITS & DICKS SHITHEAD SEX PRICK BUTTFUCKER CHENEY TAMPONS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CRACKER JAP RAGHEAD SIGMUND FREUD WIENER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT QUEEF 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHING ARSE PRICK POISON IN TOOTHPASTE PISS BASTARD HYPERINFLATION ASS NIPPLES FUCK OFF CRAPPY BITCH LET'S SHIT AUTOFELLATIO ASS REDNECK SHITSKIN FUCKING ASSBANDIT FUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY WANK DAMN PISSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE CLEMEN PEARL NECKLACE POLACK SHIT GANGBANG SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN IT CLEMEN JACK ABRAMOFF CRAPFUCKER BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PENIS ON A BUN SON OF A BITCH SOD ORGASM CRAP FUCKING A SHIT TOSSER WIENER BALL SACK ASSHAT PISS ARTIST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOYCOTT VIACOM! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CLEMEN INBRED NIPPLES RAGHEAD WANK MOLDY TITS DUNE COON HORSE SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WOP TOSSER FUCK YOU PUSSYLICKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WHORE RAT'S ASS FUCK SUCK MY COCK CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER ASSCRACK CRAPMUNCHER DICKHEAD DILDO FUCKTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHIGGER TOURETTE'S IS FUN WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT KNOBJOCKEY KIKE RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD ARSE FUCK CRAPMUNCHER CUNTRAG CUNT TENTACLE RAPE BASTARD POLESMOKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK FUCKBAG ASS FUCKER BALLS SHITBALLS PEARL NECKLACE PENIS ON A STICK TITTYWANK JACKASS SHIT HELL FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS MOTHERFUCKER WIENER BOOBIES SUGARTITS TITTIES JENKEM DICKLICK THIS IS SPARTA! DICKLICK POLESMOKER ABO ASSRAMMER DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD YOU WANKER I AM CORNHOLIO! SHIT COCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUM FUCK OFF WANK TIT DIRT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FROG PISS OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FIRECROTCH and with the BEANER and his ANUSCAKE of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about EARS OF CHRIST!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JAP also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITSLIDE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CUNT subject. If you do not find it funny FRITZ, it is probably because you are an INBRED DONKEY DICK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. HOLY DUMB FUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITE joke loses its humour FUCKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK OFF ignorant, then you wouldn't have WHORE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! THONG TASTER FRED PHELPS TRANNY PORCH MONKEY BITCH!!!!!I <3 COCK

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