Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHAKOPEE'REDSKIN'RICK MORANIS'MOTHERFUCKER'FUCKTARD'FUCKER'SAGGY TITS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASSWIPE look at the ASSRAPING talk page of this KRAUT article for notes or discussion before DOG SHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WIENER neurochemical FUCK disorder FELCHMONKEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FRAK, sudden INBRED m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or GARBAGE DAY! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POLAK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ORGASM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken REDSKIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JIZZ words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat URINE-GARGLING BUGFUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RUSKIE utterFUCKance of socially IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TWISTY VAGINA television programs to address CRAP ON A STICK Tourette's syndrome.

JENKEM Tourette's is CLEMEN not to be CHOAD KISSER confused with BENCH PRESS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MALL SANTA random ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA disorientation, culturally-DOUCHEBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WOODPECKERSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, FELCHING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BULLSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HOT GRITS souvenir shoppes and massive BAD MOTHERFUCKER quantities ORGASM of ANAL DIABETES COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A PORCH MONKEY Polite Note to the SHITFACE Author:

The TITS Tourette's GOAT DICK Research Institute was ASSCRACK founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIPPLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOOBS article JUNGLE BUNNY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT CRAPPER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WOODPECKERSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MILF Tourrette's sufferers BONER swear. You can CUNNILINGUS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKFACE TV, for always focusing on the GANGBANG bad side of a terrible BELGIUM thing.
• The main BLUE PENIS! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JAP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCUMBAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BLUE PENIS! knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MARY WHITEHOUSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RECTUM RAIDER school for CARPET MUNCHER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HONKY sufferers to become GOATSE manically depressed and FUCK commit FALUN GONG suicide.
• There is no DOUCHETITS cure, and the JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAGO tics often have adverse FUCKSTAIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHUFF perodol" which caused my entire BELLEND body to go FELCHMONKEY numb and BLOWJOB basically made it NIGGA! worse than GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY it is without the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a NEOPETS tourette syndrome BUTTFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating INBRED the FAG public view of Tourettes as a "CHIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TWAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for GOD DAMMIT "hi-jacking" your KIKE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NEGRO this that really MOLDY TITS annoys me. I am working towards a HORSE SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YOGHURT CANNON article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TIMBER NIGGER, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) FUCKWIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best CUNTSWILLING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIANENMEN SQUARE byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “TIANENMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. FLAMING ASS BADGER Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The ARSE bastard who wrote this article. You can MALARKY punch him if you FUCKSTAIN want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FRAK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHIGGER and GRIS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JERRY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKHEAD BAND WITH 4 BUTT-HEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HORSE! FRAK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FRAK'S HOUSE

How JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS to FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! cure PISSHOLE the DICKHEAD Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COLGATE for GRINGO Tourette's GIVING HEAD Syndrome AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI is BOB SAGET following SHITFACE these WANKSPLAT rules PUSSY in NEGRO order:

• 1: Avoid CROTCH immature AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS little HI, BILLY MAYS HERE kids,
• 2: Count to JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS within PISS 10 YIDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HELL BUKKAKE BITCH nor WIENER talk,
• 4: Tell CLEVELAND STEAMER yourself you POTTYMOUTH don't BULLCRAP have PISS OFF this COON disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOD DAMN WITH NASTY WANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SEMPRINI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FRAK last straw BANGKOK!

I fucking put RAPE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at REBECCA BLACK the TOP OF FOUR-EYES THIS GENITALIA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FOUR-EYES offensive. CUNTRAG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOG SHIT people who try RUSTY TROMBONE to battle MILF'DONKEY PUNCHER that tight-ass SHAKOPEE 17-year-WIENER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COON it now, but someone said RAGHEAD' O CANADA MOCKIE'FROG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there PAKI was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITCUNTING Uncyclopedia, there are DUMBASS articles BATHING SUIT AREA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ARSEBADGERS stuff. So NAZI that means PEARL NECKLACE stop getting mad at the CLUSTER FUCK first part too and FLAMING ASS BADGER talking about the JACKASS letter that it's RIVER CRABS SUCK mocking (what ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA letter? I don't even know what HELL the heck you're talking about). Adrian MILF hi self SUCK COCKS IN HELL! even made a really JACKASS good point. "It's DOUCHEBAG nothing more MARGARET THATCHER from a head nod to a FUCKER knee tick". NIGNOG. Which I'll add SPIC onto TOWELHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICK suffer that IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNTING ASSCRACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELL be, because if I were a PIXIES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FAGGOT hilarious. If you JUSTIN BIEBER Want facts, go on DONKEY PUNCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANK be offended, don't read HELL the freaking CUNT article anyway.

DUMBASS CHOAD KISSER FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER URINE-GARGLING EUROIPODS FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE

HELL SON OF A BITCH TAMPONS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ORGASM I AM CORNHOLIO! VAGINA FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN IT HELL FUCK YOU BORDER HOPPER HELLFIRE FUCKER TURD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SCROTUM WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CROTCH ASS FASCIST DILDO WALRUS SHIT HATE HATE HAT SEMEN FUCK YOU WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GRIS JACKASS POLAK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF ANUSCAKE FUCKHEAD MAMA MIA PISS ARTIST BUTT PIRATE GENITALIA CHIGGER YOUR MOM ASSCRACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHAT FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS SHITHEAD PAKI TWAT DUMBASS DAGO KIKE BUTT PIRATE MOCCASINS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RAT'S COCK REDSKIN SUGARTITS CROTCH ASSRAPING RAGHEAD DICKWAD OSTRICH MY ASS NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN BITCH PICKANINNY DEVELOPERS! FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BALLS BULLSHIT CAMEL FUCKER ASS BEANER CUNT BASTARD ASSHOLE FUCK YOU BELLEND CHING CHONG CHINK RAT'S COCK PIG BASTARD CUNT HELLFUCKER PISS TITS I'LL RAPE YOU HADJI PUSSY ASS JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD DAMN SON OF A BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF NAZI DONKEY DICK BAT FUCK INSANE GO HOME AND DIE COCKSUCKER MALARKY ARSE BOON TITMOUSE SHITFACE PECKERHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TWO-INCH PENIS DAGO RECTUM RAIDER ASSCRACK JERK OFF BOLLOCKS FALSE BENSON FELCHING DOM DeLUISE NIGGER TITS CUNT MONKEY SHIT BELGIUM ASS POMMIE COCKSHITTER CUNNILINGUS CHING CHONG CHINK WANK TITS & DICKS BULLCRAP TWISTY VAGINA HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS KIKE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! [Insert yet another person's name here] SHITTY ARSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKWIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DOUCHETITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICK IN A BOX CLUSTER FUCK QUEEF WHORE MOCCASINS DICKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH TOSSER HELL DAMNATION FLYING FUCK CUM SCUMBAG DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH BANGKOK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN WANK YOU WANKER COCK ASSHOLE NIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT DYKE CROTCH EARS OF CHRIST EPIDIDYMIS TITWANK DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS GOOK BUGGER BOLLOCKS PROXY SITES BOLLOCKS PORCH MONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT DAMN WANK ASSHOLE SCUMBAG suck my mothers CHOAD COCKSUCKER TWAT FENCE JUMPER KAFFIR FRIG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JERK OFF DARTH VADER NECROPHILIA CHUFF CUNTING ASSCRACK SPIC SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKING DILDO FRIG I WILL END YOU! WILLY WONKA TOTAL FRITZ OSTRICH MY ASS ASSRAPING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH SCUMBAG CUNTBUCKET CUM YOU WANKER FUCK CRAPFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSMOKER ASS DAMN NEOPETS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI suck my mothers WIENER REBECCA BLACK BANGKOK CUNT FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE CRACKER SAND NIGGER CLIT FUCKING NIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S COCK ANUSCAKE ANAL CARPET MUNCHER BALLS ANUSCAKE PISS OFF FUCKFACE POMMIE HELL MOLDY TITS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA DAMN PRICK ASS I WILL KILL YOU! TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COON TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BALLS BULLSHIT SHITFACE JIGGABOO SHIT DAMN DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK CHIGGER SHITE ASSBANDIT FUCKHEAD TOWELHEAD TRANNY JUSTIN BIEBER CLUSTER FUCK GIVING HEAD FALSE BENSON FIRECROTCH BIRD SHIT KIKE MASTURBATION WIENER HADJI NIGGER PEEPEE LIMEY DICKHEAD FUCK TOSSER PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE FUCK NUGGET NIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITCUNTING PUSSY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WIGGER COCKSHITTER BELGIUM ARSE BITCH MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE CAMEL FUCKER TOWELHEAD MALARKY BIRD SHIT CRAP ON A STICK GENITALIA SHITHEAD SHITFACE ASSWIPE FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING WANK BONER DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK RUSKIE SEX DAMMIT AY-AY-AY HELL PUSSYLICKER SEMPRINI BONER RAT'S COCK SHITTY CUNT BASTARD PISS FAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISSHOLE BASTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GANGBANG CUNT COCKSHITTER PIG BALL SACK MILF JERK OFF THONG TASTER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PENISFUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PENISFUCK WANKSPLAT DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! SON OF A BITCH BOOBIES IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKFACE ASSHOLE PENIS ON A STICK TAMPONS FUCK YOU SHAKOPEE WANK BITCH CUNNILINGUS SHITTY TITTIES POOPY I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKTARD DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK DUMBASS MAMA MIA TITMOUSE SHITFUCKER COCKGOBLIN SHITFUCKER ASSFACE DOUCHE DAGO FUCKING JUMP! CRAP ON A STICK GOAT DICK FELLATIO PRICK FELLATIO FENCE JUMPER SHIT NIPPLES DAMN MOCKIE VAGINA MARCH OF FLAMES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SEX NIPPLES SHITFUCKER CHUFF NIPPLES D'OH SEX VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD POLACK FUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! FEWMETS SHITFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SUGARTITS HELLFIRE BUTTFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE QUEEF BOLLOCKS PIGFUCKER BUGGER OFF WHORE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCKING A SHITBALLS I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BLUE PENIS! FEMADOM SHITE SUCK MY DICK FUCK OFF DICKHEAD BASTARD DAMMIT CUNT SEMEN FIST FUCK ASSHAT BUGFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK MR WINKLER IS GAY FUCKSTAIN TAFFY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER TOWELHEAD LIMEY GOD DAMN REDSKIN COON FUCKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY BOLLOCKS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PRICK FELCHING BIGNOSE WIENER GENITALIA BLOWJOB BALLS SOD ASSCRACK SHUT UP, MEG! STRAWBERRY ASS BOOBIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS BULLSHIT PECKERHEAD MOCCASINS DOT HEAD BOON KIKE CRAP SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TURD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS INBRED MONKEY SHIT WANK POLAK BUKKAKE ASS SHIT LIMEY KIDDY FIDDLER SPIC MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SECOND BALLS lowercase MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FIST FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHOAD PUSSY GOD DAMMIT ASS TOSSER ALEX TREBEK INBRED FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! PRICK FUCK OFF BITCH HELLFIRE RAPE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITHEAD AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSWIPE POWERSHIT STUDENT MOVEMENT DIPSHIT SEX SON OF A BITCH DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! FASHION BUG RANDY TRAVIS MONKEY BALLS CHOAD WOP CHOAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOUCHEBAG NEGRO ASSFACE DOG SHIT FUCKING PIGFUCKER WEHATEMARIO FUCKER DICKHEAD ANAL DIABETES REDNECK BUGGER FAGGOT FUCK OFF SUCK MY DICK WANKSPLAT BUGGER OFF TITTIES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JAP TITS FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING HO 666 FUCKHEAD SHIT DAGO RAPE TWAT OH SHI– CANNED QUOTE BAT FUCK INSANE FAG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CAPTAIN CRUNCH MUGABE'S MOMMA I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNTSWILLING BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING SHIT FELLATIO BUGGER OFF DAMMIT BASTARD FAGGOT FUCKWIT SHITE TWAT FLYING FUCK PISS 666 FUCK FENCE JUMPER CUM PIG BULLSHIT SHIT SIGMUND FREUD FAGGOT AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG BUGGER HELL FUCK YOU DAMN ASSHAT FUCK YOU CHINK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PUSSY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK FUCKING BEANER FRED PHELPS BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST MILF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSHAT BIGNOSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUM WANK GOATSE THONG TASTER DAMN IT CROTCH FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY RAPE COON COLGATE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TWAT FUCKHEAD REDNECK FUCKWIT FUCK YOU ASSHAT SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD DOUCHING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FRENCH TICKLER NAZI TITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NAZI OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PISS DIPSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUCHING PISS OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HADJI PUNANI ASSCRACK CUNTRAG SPIC BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT RICK MORANIS ORGASM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM EMO MARGARET THATCHER VENEREAL DISEASE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COON SEMEN SHITFACE RAGHEAD CECIL JOHN RHODES TWO-INCH PENIS FIRECROTCH TURD FEMADOM BALL SACK GIVING HEAD JIZZ FEWMETS MOLDY TITS BOON TOWELHEAD BALLS BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CC PLZ FELCHMONKEY PISS SON OF A BITCH TOWELHEAD DICKFACE STEVE BALLMER TITTYWANK JOHN SMILEY FACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CROTCH YOU WANKER BASTARD GOOK SHIT DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE MALARKY DAMN FEMADOM GOD DAMMIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES POLESMOKER BASTARD FUCKTARD WILLY WONKA BRITNEY GOD DAMMIT HONKY NORTH KOREA SAND NIGGER BITCH ALEX TREBEK STEVE BALLMER JENKEM COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOTHERFUCKER FIRECROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAP BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD LOLCAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BULLSHIT MICK FUDGEPACKER KIKE FUCK NUGGET INBRED PENIS BOB SAGET BUTTFUCKER O CANADA FUCK SHIT ASSHAT CHINK WIENER STRAWBERRY ASS LIMEY DUNE COON ASS JERRY FUCKWIT CLEMEN PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT WANK MONKEY BALLS TOWELHEAD HELL MARY WHITEHOUSE MONKEY'S UNCLE PISS ARTIST SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] DELICIOUS CAKE TITWANK SPUNK JIGGABOO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS ARTIST ORGASM JIGGABOO FUCK YOU CRAPFUCKER SEMEN SEMEN ASSWIPE POWERSHIT BOLLOCKS BORDER HOPPER PRICK FELCHING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD POTTYMOUTH ASS LICKER SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO MOTHERFUCKER TURD SPIC BASTARD FUCKBAG ASSHOLE CHOAD KISSER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DANDELIONS BIGNOSE FEWMETS GRIS JACKASS SCUMBAG NAZI MONKEY SHIT PUSSY GREASER NORTH KOREA TITS PISS FIRECROTCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN FAG SHIT BANGKOK WETBACK FUCKFACE WIENER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BOOBS SHITTY MOCKIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DYKE PEARL NECKLACE TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS WIGGER TITTIES HOCKEY WANKER CROTCH CUNT SHIT SHITHEAD DIPSHIT BULLSHIT ASSHAT DAMN HO WANKSPLAT JENKEM ASS CLUSTER FUCK ASS TOWELHEAD BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK MACACA MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG BOOBS FELLATIO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS SEX BUGGER DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS I'LL RAPE YOU WOP DAMMIT STEVE BALLMER TESTICLE CHOKE TACO TITWANK DAMN PISS ARTIST FRITZ GOD DAMMIT PRICK DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD DICK TITS PICKANINNY PORCH MONKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSRAPING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITCOCK BENCH PRESS AMERICA'S GREAT! DICKFACE FUCKING PISS OFF MY ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKSUCKER ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBAG CHRISTMAS TREES NEGRO FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS PENIS THONG TASTER KIDDY FIDDLER SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER PAKI DAMN IT FUCKFACE DICK FUCKTARD YUKKY DOODY DICKHEAD GOBSHITE CROTCH FUCKWIT GANGBANG SPUNK BORDER HOPPER WOODPECKERSHIT ARSE CUNT SOD OFF BLUMPKIN GENITALIA SHIT TITS BULLSHIT CUNT DIPSHIT DIPSHIT GRAPE PENIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR FELCHMONKEY MICK TAMPONS CLUSTER FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKSTAIN FIST FUCK DAMN CAMEL FUCKER BITCH GOAT DICK INBRED ASSHOLE JERK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEDOPHILIA ALF BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO TITS PRICK SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ORGASM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD FUDGEPACKER [expletive deleted] CLUSTER FUCK CAMEL FUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH SEMPRINI DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RAT'S COCK PAKI [expletive deleted] HELL BOOBS TITS I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! TITWANK PEARL NECKLACE HELLFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE DICK CHICKEN FUCK JIZZ NEGRO CRACKER MASTICATION FOR THE NATION TITTIES FUCKSTAIN DAMN PEDOPHILIA TITS CRACKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TITS & DICKS CRAP CUNT JIZZ BEANER SCUMBAG FUCKER WOP ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS BUGGER COCKSHITTER FROG'S FAT ASS ASSRAPING WANK BUDDHISM NIPPLES WHITE POWER TITS THONG TASTER CHOAD FUCKING A KIKE BASKETBALL QUEEF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS HELL ART METAL PRODUCTS CROTCH FUCKTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TRANNY HELLFIRE FUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS pen0r DAMN LENS CRAFTERS TAMPONS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! JIZZ CUNT RAGHEAD PEDOPHILIA JACKASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAT'S ASS JUSTIN BIEBER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT GOBSHITE SAND NIGGER ASS DICKWAD BUTT PIRATE THONG TASTER BASTARD GIVING HEAD TITWANK MILF CENSORSHIP FUCKING A DOT HEAD DONALD RUMSFELD ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ GYPSY SHITTY NAZI BUTTFUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB BRITNEY INBRED POMMIE ASSWIPE ASSCRACK NIGGER NICARAGUA WIENER HADJI CUNT LAKE TITICACA SHITSKIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SACRAMENTO WHORE DICKHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WOODPECKERSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK YOU BLOWJOB IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DICK SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD COCKSMOKER BEAVER WILLY WONKA FELCHING SHIT ASSHOLE SHITFACE ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT CHICKEN SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING BASEBALL SHITFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK POMMIE BALLS RAPE WOODPECKERSHIT REDNECK BULLSHIT COLGATE DICK BUGFUCK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKWIT and with the SUCK COCKS IN HELL! and his HOMO of girraffes in which GOATSE while reading about JAP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FELCHMONKEY

Article written in the style of its subject This article is DUMBASS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ARSE subject. If you do not find it funny NIGGER, it is probably because you are an INBRED BITCH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. WEHATEMARIO If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a GOBSHITE joke loses its humour FOUR-EYES when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so GYPSY ignorant, then you wouldn't have BEANER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! REBECCA BLACK CRACKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PENISBIRD BALL SACK!!!!!I <3 COCK