Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS'DICKHEAD'JOHN SMILEY FACE'PUSSY'SCUMBAG'ASS'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WHITE POWER, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOON or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CLIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SMEG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOOK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOLLOCKS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TWISTY VAGINA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHICKEN FRIES utterFUCKance of socially SHAKOPEE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first KIKE television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

SHITE Tourette's is REDSKIN not to be SHIT confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOOBIES random BUGGER disorientation, culturally-BUTTFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JIGGABOO language, RAT'S COCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FROG ANAL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TRANNY souvenir shoppes and massive DICK quantities PRICK of ANAL DIABETES SEMPRINI garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN IT Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The ARSE Tourette's ASSFACE Research Institute was FUCKHEAD founded to ANUSCAKE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WARNER MUSIC GROUP article BIRD SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FRIG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOTHERFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOTHERFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WIKIPEDIA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOOBS Tourrette's sufferers ASSCRACK swear. You can GOD DAMMIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the FUCK bad side of a terrible DOUCHING thing.
• The main CHICKEN SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NICARAGUA knee JACK OFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DONKEY PUNCHER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SCUMBAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRACKER school for NEGRO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK A DUCK sufferers to become FUCKFACE manically depressed and SCROTUM commit PEEPEE suicide.
• There is no ASSRAMMER cure, and the YOU SUCK BALLS

drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE tics often have adverse BUGGER OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT perodol" which caused my entire PIG body to go JOHN SMILEY FACE numb and DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a SHITSKIN tourette syndrome CHUFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNNILINGUS the LET'S SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "DICKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS sorry for BUGGER OFF "hi-jacking" your ASSCRACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a DUMBASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a SUCK A BIG DICK horrible disorder is (not) FUCKFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DEVELOPERS! time.

Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries TIENANMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew HOMO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The FUCKSTAIN bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSFACE punch him if you CHIGGER want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DIRTY SANCHEZ saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my BALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WHITE POWER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACK ABRAMOFF and PORCH MONKEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 TITS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SPIC HORSE! WHITE POWER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WHITE POWER'S HOUSE

How DICKHEAD to GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK cure AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI the MOCCASINS Tourette's COCKSUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMN for CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette's TITS Syndrome NIPPLES is PRICK following FUCKTARD these WIGGER rules LIKE FATHER LIKE SON in ASS FASCIST order:

• 1: Avoid SEMEN immature DICKLICK little TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE kids,
• 2: Count to FLYING FUCK within WOODPECKERSHIT 10 STUDENT PROTESTSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TURD ASSBANDIT pen0r nor PISS talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you YOU WANKER don't CLIT have GO HOME AND DIE this LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLUSTERFUCK WITH NASTY GOD DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHUFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WHITE POWER last straw QUEEF!

I fucking put COCKSUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PIG the TOP OF BUTT PIRATE THIS BUTTFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. BEAVER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSHAT people who try DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! to battle BUGGER OFF'FUCK that tight-ass SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 17-year-FUCKING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BOYCOTT VIACOM! it now, but someone said ASSCRACK' PIGS MIGHT FLY ASS'FLYING FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING KU KLUX KLAN is a laughing WANK matter. Plus there CLEMEN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BEAVER Uncyclopedia, there are VANDAL articles SHITFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GREASER stuff. So SCROTUM that means FELLATIO stop getting mad at the CUNTBUCKET first part too and PISS talking about the MASTURBATION letter that it's JERK OFF mocking (what SHITE letter? I don't even know what SCRATCH! GROUNDER! the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITE hi self CRACKER even made a really RAT'S ASS good point. "It's JESSE McCARTNEY nothing more FUCKFACE from a head nod to a NIGGER knee tick". VAGINA. Which I'll add ORGASM onto BANGKOK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PRICK suffer that JERK OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POMMIE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUDGEPACKER be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article URINE-GARGLING hilarious. If you WALRUS SHIT Want facts, go on PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITTIES be offended, don't read KRAUT the freaking BASTARD article anyway.

ASS FUCK REDNECK ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENISBIRD DYKE BUGGER OFF SPIC BULLCRAP

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CC PLZ and with the SHITSLINGING and his QUEEF of girraffes in which POLAK while reading about COCKGOBLIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FALSE BENSON