Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'DICK CHICKEN'[EXPLETIVE]'TESTICLE CHOKE'REDSKIN'FLYING RAT'S ASS'FUCKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUTTFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder PIG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE, sudden MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BAD MOTHERFUCKER or QUEEF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BAD MOTHERFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TWISTY VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WOODPECKERSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKFACE TWAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially O KURWA! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCUMBAG television programs to address TITWANK Tourette's syndrome.

MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's is FUCK not to be PICKANINNY confused with JACKASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOCCASINS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSBANDIT random CHINK disorientation, culturally-WANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive MOZILLA FIREFOX quantities FUCKTARD of ANAL DIABETES ORGASM garbage.

Darnit.

A DAGO Polite Note to the SHITFACE Author:

The NIGGER Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was DICKFACE founded to YOU WANKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TOWELHEAD article JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GRIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance O CANADA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PEEPEE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CC PLZ Tourrette's sufferers ASSHAT swear. You can MACACA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CAMEL JOCKEY TV, for always focusing on the SEX bad side of a terrible YID thing.
• The main LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING A cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MILF school for CONDOMS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING RAT'S ASS sufferers to become JACKASS SHIT manically depressed and SUCK MY COCK commit VAGINA suicide.
• There is no [expletive deleted] cure, and the MONKEY SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the SEMEN tics often have adverse MY ANUS IS BLEEDING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITSLINGING perodol" which caused my entire BALL SACK body to go CUNT numb and BALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING A it is without the CHIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a DIPSHIT tourette syndrome CRAP ON A STICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITCOCK the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "RAT'S COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PEDOPHILIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WIENER sorry for BOYCOTT VIACOM! "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BEANER this that really CHICKEN FRIES annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) ABO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JACKASS time.

Best JERRY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FROG'S FAT ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an TIENANMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. SHITE Regards to Andrew PEDOPHILIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The CUNT LAPPER bastard who wrote this article. You can ORGASM punch him if you CUNNILINGUS want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOCCASINS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! and GREASER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BAND WITH 4 IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSWIPE HORSE! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE'S HOUSE

How PISSHOLE to JACKASS cure GANGBANG the FUCKSTAIN Tourette's SHITCOCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOB SAGET for BUGFUCK Tourette's FUCKTARD Syndrome IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! is THONG TASTER following TAFFY these DUNE COON rules CUNT in Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS order:

• 1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature GOD BLESS AMERICA little RUSTY TROMBONE kids,
• 2: Count to OSTRICH MY ASS within JOHNNY 10 CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNONseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUNTYMINTS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DAMN nor BONER talk,
• 4: Tell BEANER yourself you ASSHOLE don't SEX have [Insert yet another person's name here] this BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WITH NASTY BULLSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE last straw ASSWIPE!

I fucking put BOOBIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL the TOP OF THONG TASTER THIS BOLLOCKS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PIECE OF SHIT offensive. SHITFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try INCEST to battle DAMN'CHIGGER that tight-ass POMMIE 17-year-BASTARD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RUSTY TROMBONE it now, but someone said SHITFACE' CUNT KAFFIR'BASTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMN is a laughing ASS matter. Plus there JACKASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TAFFY Uncyclopedia, there are POOPY articles DUMBASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YOU WANKER stuff. So FUCK that means PISS OFF stop getting mad at the POOPY first part too and WANK talking about the FUCKSTAIN letter that it's FUCK mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what TITS & DICKS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BELLEND hi self SHITCOCK even made a really PISS good point. "It's ASS nothing more BUGGER OFF from a head nod to a FELLATIO knee tick". MILF. Which I'll add FLAMING ASS BADGER onto CROTCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LIKE FATHER LIKE SON suffer that MOCCASINS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER be, because if I were a YID Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COLGATE hilarious. If you RAGHEAD Want facts, go on INBRED Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DILDO be offended, don't read JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS the freaking FUCKWIT article anyway.

DOUCHEBAG ARSE BASTARD ARSE SUGARTITS DAMN FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT COCK WIENER

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FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFACE CHIGGER PISS SOD GENITALIA CHOAD KISSER BASTARD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DYKE RIVER CRABS SUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MUGABE'S MOMMA D'OH HELL HELL CHAV DICKLICK BOOBIES EMO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITFUCKER COON SHIT P'KANG BATHING SUIT AREA NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY SMEG YID GYPSY BITCH SHIT SHIT BOOBS YOU WANKER BALLS SEX SPANK THE MONKEY SHITSLINGING FELLATIO CUNT LIMEY ASS WETBACK FAG CUNTBUCKET WOP DICKFACE BUTT-HEAD DICKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE DICK CUNT FUCK FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD DICKLICK BIGNOSE TIT SPRINKLES SHITSLINGING QUEEF BIG FOOT JACKASS SHIT DOM DeLUISE BALL SACK KIKE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LENS CRAFTERS SHITHEAD FUCKER WHORE SHITSLINGING SOD REBECCA BLACK ASS CRAP THIS IS SPARTA! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK ASS WIENER MALARKY FUCK OFF CRAP ON A STICK TOSSER ASSHOLE pen0r BASTARD CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP GRUE RAPE DUMBASS ORGASM TOURETTE'S SYNDROME D'OH SHIT NIPPLES OLD CHRIST OF A PASTURE REDSKIN COCKSTUFFER GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE VAGINA CHOAD QUEEF DICK CRAP BUTT-HOLE BATHING SUIT AREA MAMA MIA BLUMPKIN FUCKSTAIN FRIG FUCKBAG NIPPLES THONG TASTER SUGARTITS DICK SCUMBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NORTH KOREA SHIT DOUCHEBAG YOUR MOM MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BEANER JACKASS BALL SACK NICARAGUA NORTH KOREA GOBSHITE NECROPHILIA SOD DOUCHE BATHING SUIT AREA YID DIRTY SANCHEZ PUNANI TITMOUSE ASSHOLE TITTIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH LIMEY CLEMEN HELL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS FUCK CUNTBUCKET MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BALLS CRAP ON A STICK PIGFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ARSE DUMBASS PISS OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AUTOFELLATIO SCROTUM DILDO JOHN ELWAY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLINGING LOGJAMMER FUCKING SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS KRAUT I WILL END YOU! SPIC CRAPPY NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY SMEG JACKASS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT JIGGABOO ASSHAT FELLATIO NIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BALLS BOON RANDY TRAVIS JIGGABOO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DILDO I'LL RAPE YOU ASS CLEMEN HELL ASSHAT DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY DAMMIT SHITE SHITSLINGING MALARKY BELLEND DAGO 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKTARD SEX GOD DAMMIT FUCKER CONDOMS FELCHMONKEY CHRISTHUMPER JENKEM ARSEBADGERS HELL SLOPE MONKEY BALLS CLEMEN SEX P'KANG JAP COLGATE FUCKSTAIN DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING YOUR MOM ASSHOLE BUKKAKE PISS OFF POLACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE DARTH VADER FROG HELLFUCKER CRACKER SPIC CHOAD KISSER TITS MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN DAMN FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! RAPE GOBSHITE DICK IN A BOX INCEST SHITHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SAND NIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER SHITE FUCKING A JUMPING JESUS!!! SCROTUM FROG PEARL NECKLACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN URINE-GARGLING FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOYCOTT VIACOM! CAPTAIN CRUNCH WANK FUCKER SUCK MY COCK REDSKIN EXTRA LONG PENIS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSHOLE LIMEY ANAL BOLLOCKS TRANNY DOUCHE NAZI SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CUNTING ASSCRACK DAGO CUNT PISS BUGGER GRINGO NI SHIT O CANADA PUNANI CHINK HELL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JERK OFF O KURWA! SHIT I WILL END YOU! FUDGEPACKER PIGFUCKER FIST FUCK BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT RAT'S ASS HORSE PENIS WANK DICK TITS WANK FUCK YOU DAMN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DUNE COON TWISTY VAGINA SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY JOHNNY HOSER FLYING FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE NAZI RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK SHIT YOUR MOM NIGGER BENCH PRESS 1984 BOOBIES CUNT D'OH I WILL KILL YOU! PAKI POTTYMOUTH SHITFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KAFFIR FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER BALL SACK FLYING FUCK TIT DIRT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS PORCH MONKEY BIRD SHIT DAMMIT MACACA MOZILLA FIREFOX DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN EMO PISSHOLE FUCK OFF TESTICLE CHOKE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! [expletive deleted] PENISFUCK SHITFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PISS ARTIST HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT FUCKING BALL SACK SUCK MY COCK JERRY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN BALLS ASSHOLE SHITHEAD ASSHAT RAT'S COCK MOLDY TITS ASS FUCKTARD JOHN ELWAY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SEX HADJI CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT ASS LICKER MOCCASINS DAMN MARGARET THATCHER CRAPMUNCHER WOODPECKERSHIT Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITBALLS and with the RUSTY TROMBONE and his FUCKING of girraffes in which PISS ARTIST while reading about EXTRA LONG PENIS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHENEY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SCUMBAG