Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER'FEWMETS'DOUCHING'BELLEND'WIENER'I WILL KILL YOU!'GRINGO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOLLOCKS neurochemical FUCK disorder SEMEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PICKANINNY, sudden BEANER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HELL or FASHION BUG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COON in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRACKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DRAMA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOOBIES CHENEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCK utterFUCKance of socially PISS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKING television programs to address [Insert yet another person's name here] Tourette's syndrome.

PUSSY Tourette's is PEDOPHILIA not to be GOBSHITE confused with ASSWIPE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EXTRA LONG PENIS random MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-BULLSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BOOBIES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, SHITSLINGING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITS WOODPECKERSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive YOU WANKER quantities JIGGABOO of ANAL DIABETES INCEST garbage.

Darnit.

A I'LL RAPE YOU Polite Note to the ASSHOLE Author:

The TITMOUSE Tourette's JOHNNY Research Institute was HI, BILLY MAYS HERE founded to WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BENCH PRESS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ANUSCAKE article DIPSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WANK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers SEMPRINI swear. You can WIKIPEDIA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TV, for always focusing on the FUCKFUCKFUCK bad side of a terrible SCUMBAG thing.
• The main COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHOLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSRAMMER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ARSE knee GOD DAMMIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is [expletive deleted] no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WARNER MUSIC GROUP school for PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NORTH KOREA sufferers to become DARTH VADER manically depressed and WANKSPLAT commit DAMN suicide.
• There is no AY-AY-AY cure, and the SPICY CUNT FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT tics often have adverse HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MILF perodol" which caused my entire FUCK A DUCK body to go BITCH numb and NEGRO basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the [expletive deleted] drug.

I am an active member of a SCUMBAG tourette syndrome PIG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FLYING FUCK the POLACK public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHOLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUCK MY DICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BOOBS sorry for BATHING SUIT AREA "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS ARTIST this that really FRENCH TICKLER annoys me. I am working towards a CAMEL JOCKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BRUSH MA TEETH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOSES, and making fun of a DICKLICK horrible disorder is (not) FUCKHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SEMEN time.

Best JIZZ regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MEG degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing INDIA HAS NUKES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. BALLS Regards to Andrew [EXPLETIVE] Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The JESSE McCARTNEY bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKWIT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ARSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PICKANINNY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FLYING FUCK and WANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITBALLS BAND WITH 4 INBRED MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COCKSUCKER HORSE! PICKANINNY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PICKANINNY'S HOUSE

How HADJI to JOHNNY cure FEATURED the BOOBIES Tourette's HAIL SATAN! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FREEDOM OF SPEECH for JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's HELL Syndrome POMMIE is SEX following ASSRAPING these SCUMBAG rules POLACK in SHITE order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN immature GOD BLESS AMERICA little SHITFACE kids,
• 2: Count to ASSCRACK within SUCK MY COCK 10 FUCKWITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT DOG SHIT KIKE nor BLUMPKIN talk,
• 4: Tell GENITALIA yourself you FUCKING JUMP! don't FRAK have MOTHERFUCKER this ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK REDSKIN WITH NASTY DYKE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PICKANINNY last straw SHITSKIN!

I fucking put SHITFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CRAP PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF SHITE THIS ASSHAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ARSE offensive. CLIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COCKGOBLIN people who try FUCKING A to battle DAGO'RECTUM RAIDER that tight-ass pen0r 17-year-SHITBALLS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS' FUCKING BASEBALL ASS'WOP on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING O KURWA! is a laughing CRAPMUNCHER matter. Plus there CLEMEN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POMMIE Uncyclopedia, there are BASTARD articles ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN stuff. So BITCH that means MASTURBATION stop getting mad at the FUCK first part too and MILF talking about the BAD MOTHERFUCKER letter that it's TURD mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what FUCKWIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKSMOKER hi self FLYING FUCK even made a really POLAK good point. "It's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT nothing more WALRUS SHIT from a head nod to a BLISTERING BARNACLES knee tick". REDNECK. Which I'll add SOD onto FROG'S FAT ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SONNY BILL WILLIAMS suffer that TONY LA RUSSA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WETBACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TOWELHEAD be, because if I were a PORCH MONKEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article YOU WANKER hilarious. If you pen0r Want facts, go on VAGINA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANK be offended, don't read SHITBALLS the freaking PENIS ON A BUN article anyway.

SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSWIPE DUNE COON INBRED SHIT SHITSLIDE SEX AY-AY-AY NIGNOG BEANER

FIRECROTCH PIG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER COCKGOBLIN SPIC PISS ARTIST SOD GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CLEMEN JESSE McCARTNEY SHITHEAD NIPPLES ASSHAT BASTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JERK OFF CUNT WANK DONKEY PUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTSWILLING CRAPMUNCHER DOT HEAD PAKI MACACA D'OH SHITBALLS VENEREAL DISEASE TITS FUCKFACE MALL SANTA TOSSER ASSCRACK JIZZ MILF NIGGER CUNT FLYING FUCK PICKANINNY BOOBS PISS NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES DOUCHE NAZI GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ORGASM ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK ASS CUNT BEANER PISS DUMBASS YUKY DOODY FUCKTARD CHIGGER DALAI LAMA WANK CRAPPY FUCK YOU BASTARD BUTT PIRATE TITS & DICKS FUCKBAG DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS ARTIST BASTARD PEEPEE PISS ARTIST RAPE JACKASS SHIT NAZI SEX DICKFACE BOB SAGET TURD NIGGER TITS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKWIT GRIS ABO FUCKSTAIN PENISBIRD LHASA FUCK BIG FOOT BULLSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BITCH TWAT PISS PRICK GRINGO VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL FUCKER ASS FELCHING KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSWIPE DAMN IT NIGGER TITS SUGARTITS BEAVER TITTYWANK TOSSER BELGIUM YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS PUSSYLICKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKBAG [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT DIPSHIT FUCK YOU LENS CRAFTERS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JUSTIN BIEBER INCEST JACK ABRAMOFF SUCK MY DICK NICARAGUA CUNTRAG CHIGGER FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD NICARAGUA COCK WHORE FUCKFACE PRICK JUNGLE BUNNY JACKASS WINDOWS VISTA CUNTSWILLING SHITFUCKER JACKASS JACKASS SHIT JACKASS FUCKING MOZILLA FIREFOX MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NIPPLES PRICK CUNT FUCK A DUCK PISSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER PISS ARTIST DICK TITS REBECCA BLACK FASHION BUG FUCKING SHITE SHITFUCKER PENISFUCK GO HOME AND DIE FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CHUFF FUCK MOLDY TITS YOU WANKER INJUN LET'S SHIT DUMBASS BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH DICK CHICKEN YID JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HOMO COCKSTUFFER BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING A FLYING FUCK DICKLICK PORCH MONKEY ASS JAP GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT MAMA MIA HOMO DIPSHIT CUNT TOSSER MOCCASINS PISS OFF CUNTSWILLING BOOBS MOCCASINS CHUFF ARSE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSBANDIT ANAL TOSSER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY VAGINA DOUCHE CHUFF GOAT DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS 666 ABO TITS FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISSHOLE SEX SHIT DICKFACE FUCK BEAVER SHITE ARSEBADGERS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JIGGABOO GOBSHITE ASS SOD LAKE TITICACA AUTOFELLATIO ARSEBADGERS TOURETTE'S IS FUN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PISSHOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING A WIGGER MARY WHITEHOUSE BIRD SHIT SHIT HOMO SHITTY INBRED SHIT TRANNY GANGBANG POOPY WIENER JOHN ELWAY FUCK YOU WHORE ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMN MOCCASINS [Insert swear here] MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUGGER OFF PISS CHICKEN SHIT ANAL BUKKAKE BITCH YID TITS JENKEM MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKTARD WOP SHIT WANK COON ASSHAT SHITE YOUR MOM SHITE ARSE COCKSUCKER FLAMEVIPER HOMO TAFFY DICKWAD FELLATIO ASSFACE RANDY TRAVIS CUNTYMINTS BITCH POLESMOKER CRAP ON A STICK SHITFACE ASSHAT GIVING HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS STEVE BALLMER FELLATIO HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER NAZI PORCUPINE'S BALLS SAGGY TITS FUCKING DILDO FUCKER KIKE TITS CRAPFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO BUKKAKE BORDER HOPPER DOG SHIT CLIT SPUNK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GIVING HEAD COCK BUGGER FUCK A DUCK FUCK CLEMEN SMEG DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DUMBASS BONER DILDO BOON RAPE SUCK MY DICK TWAT FLAMING ASS BADGER JESSE McCARTNEY BIRD SHIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE PISS OFF NAZI BULLSHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS LICKER SCUMBAG ASSBANDIT BRITNEY ALF CHIGGER NECROPHILIA BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK SAND NIGGER ARSEBADGERS COCKSHITTER SHITTY GO HOME AND DIE CONDOMS YOU WANKER COON BAD MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD PENIS ON A BUN BENCH PRESS PISS OFF CUNTYMINTS POLAK GOD DAMMIT FRITZ FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT BLUMPKIN AY-AY-AY GOD DAMN CUNT FUCKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT O CANADA HOSER NECROPHILIA PISS ARTIST FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CROTCH FUCKWIT FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY PISS DAGO PAKI VENEREAL DISEASE BOON TWAT DAMN IT BOOBIES SON OF A BITCH HEIL HITLER! MACACA PUSSY POLACK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKWIT YID WANK SPRINKLES FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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RAT'S ASS PEEPEE SHITPISSER CAPTAIN CRUNCH YOUR MOM CRAP ON A STICK DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS GANGBANG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD INCEST FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB SHITSKIN HORSE PENIS VAGINA DICKFACE KIKE WARNER MUSIC GROUP REDEEMING VALUE SHITFUCKER GRAPE PENIS FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY BEANER JUNGLE BUNNY COMMUNION WAFER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE BITCH ASS SHIT DOT HEAD BALL SACK CUNTBUCKET JOHNNY HEIL HITLER! NIPPLES SUCK MY COCK INJUN ASSHOLE CONDOMS DOUCHE BUTTFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GOAT DICK CC PLZ SAND NIGGER GRINGO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ARSE ORGASM DAMN GOBSHITE NECROPHILIA SAND NIGGER FRENCH TICKLER DAMN MOTHERFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES HIV NEGATIVE FUCK ANAL CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER CHENEY CUNTYMINTS TITWANK ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN IT FUCKER ASS D'OH DAMN DAMMIT INJUN SEX BIRD SHIT DAMN CUM CUNT HELL HELL PUPPIES FUCKFACE PUNANI PEDOPHILIA FELCHING PENIS ON A STICK SCUMBUCKET KRAUT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK PISS SEX CRAPMUNCHER ARSEBADGERS CUNT CONDOMS FUCK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE WALRUS SHIT RAT'S COCK ASSHAT AOL IPs CUNTYMINTS CHIGGER RICK MORANIS SPIC NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DICK CHICKEN TAMPON IN MY ASS ORGASM BASTARD COCKSUCKER FUCKTARD NIGGER PENISPENISPENIS!!! BALLS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? OSTRICH MY ASS CRAPFUCKER CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKER FIST FUCK FUCKFACE PIG SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBUCKET TWAT HELLFUCKER CUNTBUCKET NIPPLES PIGFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT CUNT FUCKWIT ARSE DAMN TARTAR SAUCE FUCKING A JACKASS RAT'S ASS BITCH BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT HEIL HITLER! COCKSMOKER BORDER HOPPER KRAUT ASSHAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SEX GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM PENISBIRD DICKHEAD GOOK HOT GRITS FUCK WANK I WILL KILL YOU! SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING FELLATIO MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK MARGARET THATCHER ASSWIPE JESSE McCARTNEY DONKEY PUNCHER PAKI POOPOO BULLSHIT BUKKAKE DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS LIMEY DOM DeLUISE FUCK YID FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK BIG FOOT 666 GENITALIA CHOAD SHITBALLS SHITCUNTING DAMN HORSE SHIT HELL ASSHOLE FASHION BUG DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! TITWANK FUCKTARD WALRUS SHIT CUNT LAPPER CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO EMO SHITCOCK SHITSKIN FELLATIO RAT'S COCK FRENCH TICKLER FUCKING FIRECROTCH BOOBIES DOUCHETITS ORANGE TURTLE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF SHITCOCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSWIPE HOMO MALL SANTA TURD WANKSPLAT CUNT SHITHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB suck my mothers PENIS ON A STICK SON OF A BITCH TWAT URINE-GARGLING ASS WIENER ANAL DILDO WOODPECKERSHIT SHOOP DA WHOOP JAP FUCKING DONALD RUMSFELD BIG FOOT BELLEND DICKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE SOD OFF WANK ASSHOLE DICKHEAD BULLSHIT AY-AY-AY DONKEY DICK NIGNOG BALLS CUNT MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK DAMN IT BULLSHIT CUNT GOD DAMMIT DAMN TAFFY FUCKING JUMP! SHITFACE TITWANK CHOAD FUCKSTAIN BOOBS PENIS ON A BUN AY-AY-AY NECROPHILIA JACKASS RIVER CRABS SUCK ASS GOBSHITE DOG FUCKER ABO BOOBIES MASTURBATION BIGNOSE PISS CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL PUSSYLICKER BOOBIES SHITE BOOBIES SPIC SPUNK CLUSTERFUCK BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACKASS CUNT BEAVER HELL STEVE BALLMER SEMEN BULLSHIT TOURETTE'S IS FUN RAPE FUCK YOU ASSWIPE FLAMING ASS BADGER WALRUS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER JESSE McCARTNEY OSTRICH MY ASS CUNT TITTIES MARGARET THATCHER ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER DONKEY DICK SACRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MICK RAT'S COCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAPE PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAGHEAD SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE KRAUT FUCK MASTURBATION SAGGY TITS NAZI DAMN IT BALL SACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUKKAKE SHITFACE FROG MICK BITCH [expletive deleted] SLOPE HOT GRITS FUCKER RUSKIE TITS & DICKS JUNGLE BUNNY THERE IS A CABAL HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CONSENSUS COCKSTUFFER FUCK LIMEY POLACK FUCKSTAIN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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SHITFUCKER SLOPE DAMN WALRUS SHIT SEMEN SAGGY TITS DICKFACE FIST FUCK CHAV KNOBJOCKEY FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD BLUMPKIN PISS NIPPLES BAT FUCK INSANE MONKEY'S UNCLE SUITCASE PENIS SAGGY TITS GYPSY SUCK MY DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO POLACK DICKHEAD CUNT DICKFACE EPIDIDYMIS SHITTY LET'S SHIT WIGGER NI CHOAD DUMBASS DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY BALLS BUGGER OFF CUM LET'S SHIT SHITTY BITCH CLEMEN TOWELHEAD CRAPPY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JOHNNY PENIS ON A BUN BORDER HOPPER ASSHAT CUNT COCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANKSPLAT and with the FUCKER and his GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS of girraffes in which FUCKSTAIN while reading about FUCKING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BASTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITSLIDE