Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS'BASTARD'SHITTING DICK NIPPLES'YOU WANKER'CRAP ON A STICK'PISS OFF'PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHAT neurochemical FUCK disorder PAKI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JENKEM, sudden BUTT-HEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or CRACKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MALARKY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOU SUCK BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SAGGY TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PRICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DIPSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BULLCRAP POMMIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHICKEN SHIT utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELLFUCKER television programs to address PENIS Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTRAG Tourette's is FROG'S FAT ASS not to be JESSE McCARTNEY confused with POLAK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUM random TWO-INCH PENIS disorientation, culturally-TIMBER NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOG SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BEAVER language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLEVELAND STEAMER CANNED QUOTE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS Polite Note to the SPUNK Author:

The ALEX TREBEK Tourette's INCEST Research Institute was PAKI founded to COCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FU SPANG article DAGO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITPISSER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITTY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JACK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about REDSKIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers NIPPLES swear. You can LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MACACA TV, for always focusing on the CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON bad side of a terrible JACKASS thing.
• The main FUCKWIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHAKOPEE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GRAPE PENIS knee BOB SAGET NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DONKEY PUNCHER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITSLIDE school for PORCUPINE'S BALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JOHN SMILEY FACE sufferers to become SCUMBAG manically depressed and BEANER commit BLOWJOB suicide.
• There is no PRICK cure, and the VAGINA drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse ASSHOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BULLSHIT perodol" which caused my entire SOD body to go OSTRICH MY ASS numb and SHITHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANK it is without the YOGHURT CANNON drug.

I am an active member of a MILF tourette syndrome CHICKEN SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MALARKY the I WILL END YOU! public view of Tourettes as a "WOP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOT HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am [expletive deleted] sorry for VENEREAL DISEASE "hi-jacking" your FUCKBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GIVING HEAD this that really AUTOFELLATIO annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN IT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FLAMING ASS BADGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLIT, and making fun of a HORSE PENIS horrible disorder is (not) DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best ALF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WOP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. DAGO Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The NI bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHING punch him if you NIGGER want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE'S MOMMA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLUMPKIN saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my INCEST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JENKEM Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DYKE and FAGGOT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAT'S COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BITCH BAND WITH 4 FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PRICK HORSE! JENKEM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JENKEM'S HOUSE

How BALL SACK to SCROTUM cure SHITFUCKER the NECROPHILIA Tourette's RAPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CROTCH for MALARKY Tourette's NAZI Syndrome BUGFUCK is CUNTRAG following POLESMOKER these FRAK rules FUCKWIT in PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! order:

• 1: Avoid CUNT immature HELLFIRE little WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? kids,
• 2: Count to WIKIPEDIA within PEEPEE 10 I FUCKED KIM JONG-ILseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK OFF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CRAPMUNCHER nor BULLSHIT talk,
• 4: Tell REDSKIN yourself you CROTCH don't NIGGER have NIPPLES this BUTTFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SPANK THE MONKEY WITH NASTY CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JENKEM last straw BIGNOSE!

I fucking put DICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE SON OF A BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN the TOP OF ASSCRACK THIS D'OH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CRAPPY offensive. BATHING SUIT AREA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAGO people who try FUCKTARD to battle GOD DAMMIT'JUSTIN BIEBER that tight-ass HORSE SHIT 17-year-POLESMOKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELL it now, but someone said SHIT' CUNTSWILLING SHITE'SHITCOCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WHORE is a laughing COCKSUCKER matter. Plus there ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHUT UP, MEG! Uncyclopedia, there are YOUR MOM articles WIENER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JAP stuff. So FUCK YOU that means FLYING RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the O KURWA! first part too and BITCH talking about the COCKSUCKER letter that it's CUNT mocking (what DICK TITS letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHRIST OF TABERNACLE hi self WANK even made a really PISS OFF good point. "It's ASSWIPE nothing more DOG FUCKER from a head nod to a FRIG knee tick". SHITSLINGING. Which I'll add DICK CHICKEN onto ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that FUCKING A much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes STUDENT MOVEMENT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITCUNTING be, because if I were a MARGARET THATCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MY ANUS IS BLEEDING hilarious. If you ABO Want facts, go on PISS OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITWANK be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS article anyway.

CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PIECE OF SHIT BONER FRED PHELPS SEX JENKEM FUCKBAG CUNT WOP HELL

PISS PENIS BLOWJOB HORSE SHIT BIRD SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITFACE CONDOMS GREASER DICKLICK WIKIPEDIA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BALL SACK FUCKING LIMEY SOD YOU WANKER SPIC 30 CASES OF PICKLES LAKE TITICACA TOTAL EMO MOCCASINS DONKEY DICK DAMN FIST FUCK BITCH SEX BITCH DOUCHE BIGNOSE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FAG I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK OFF GYPSY CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITSLINGING ASS FASCIST I'LL RAPE YOU BONG RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKHEAD BASTARD FUCKWIT ASSWIPE SHITE ARSE FLYING FUCK TAMPONS NIGGER BIBLE BASHER CHOAD I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DAMN IT WANK ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN FENCE JUMPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT LIMEY SHITFUCKER RAPE PISS WETBACK CRAP GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT CUM DAMN SHITTY FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN SHITCOCK VENEREAL DISEASE DIRTY SANCHEZ VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] NAZI DIRTY SANCHEZ KAFFIR CHICKEN FRIES SHITHEAD ASSWIPE BONER AUTOFELLATIO REDNECK ARSE POOPY FRAK CRACKER BELLEND PISSHOLE CUM FELLATIO FUCKTARD DAMN IT DAMN WANKER BALLS FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER BLESSED DAMN SAINT VAGINA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKFACE DIPSHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BUGGER OFF MILF WANKER HOLY DUMB FUCK SUGARTITS FEMADOM PICKANINNY ASSHAT FUCKING BASEBALL ASSHAT MARGARET THATCHER ASSHOLE I AM CORNHOLIO! MOCCASINS ASS BASTARD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JACKASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 666 WANK DICKWAD SHITE DICKHEAD DICKLICK GOD DAMN ASSFACE GOD DAMN ARSEBADGERS BOB SAGET JOHNNY HORSE SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MASTURBATION DUNE COON BULLSHIT HADJI MOTHERFUCKER BORDER HOPPER WHITE POWER NAZI CARPET MUNCHER PISS ARTIST COCK BITCH ARSE ASSWIPE DICK IN A BOX CUNTRAG CUNT FUCK DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BORDER HOPPER DICKHEAD CUM SHITE RICK MORANIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VAGINA FUCKING DICK CHICKEN RAGHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER POLESMOKER DAMN SMEG suck my mothers DOUCHING PISS ASSHAT SHITFACE FRIG ASS RICK MORANIS BEANER FUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCK CUNT JACKASS SHIT SHITTY WIKIPEDIA CUNT DICKHEAD ASSWIPE BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S ASS BELGIUM FLYING FUCK JACKASS BASTARD PUNANI TAMPON IN MY ASS TIT DIRT GANGBANG COMMUNIST DILDO BUTTFUCKER SOD CHIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JACKASS FUCKING YOUR MOM JACKASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DYKE DUNE COON CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMN GOD DAMN BUTT-HEAD WANKSPLAT PENIS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SHITCUNTING BUTTFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU HELLFIRE JACKASS FUCKING SHITE FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK QUEEF FLYING FUCK CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DOG SHIT FUCKTARD JAP PISS OFF BIRD SHIT GOAT DICK TITTYWANK CUNTYMINTS FUCKING A PUSSYLICKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HUMAN RIGHTS KRAUT ANAL SHIT BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS HELL VAGINA HELL ANUSCAKE SHITCOCK FUCK A DUCK ASSHOLE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKTARD BITCH FUCKING A WANK CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST DOODIE HEAD ASSHAT CHINK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WANK CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT CUM SHIT CUNT WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IT'S OVER 9000! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK ASSHOLE CRAP ON A STICK FUCKHEAD FASHION BUG CUNT MOCKIE JAP FUCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN SOD OFF KIKE REDNECK SEMEN CUNT LAPPER KRAUT CONDOMS RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS MOCCASINS TIMBER NIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COON SHITSLINGING INCEST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SOD OFF BATHING SUIT AREA SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING DAMN SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT DAGO NAZI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICKLICK TAFFY FUCKFACE WANKER CLIT BLUMPKIN FENCE JUMPER BUGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK OFF JAP DEVELOPERS! BASTARD HELL FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSCRACK TRANNY CRAPMUNCHER TITTYWANK WETBACK SHITFACE TITS GOD DAMN PIG DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH FUCK OFF SEMEN POMMIE NORTH KOREA GYPSY RAT'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICKLICK DAMN IT DIMETHYL GLYCOL CLIT HELLFIRE PECKERHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COCK ANAL DIABETES VAGINA DAMMIT ASSHOLE ASS YOU WANKER FASHION BUG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SAND NIGGER CUNT BASTARD SAND NIGGER LET'S SHIT CUNTRAG PORCH MONKEY NAZI FUCK NUGGET SHIT GOD DAMN HYPERINFLATION CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSWIPE MARY WHITEHOUSE DOUCHEBAG TWO-INCH PENIS SHITE WANK FUCKSTAIN TRANNY FU SPANG SACRAMENTO MALARKY YOU WANKER [expletive deleted] BONER PEEPEE GENITALIA FUCK SHITHEAD TUBA SHITBALLS WIENER CLIT FUCKING A BITCH HADJI NAZI SOD OFF SEX ASSHOLE SEX I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CANNED QUOTE RAPE PRICK DAMN SHIT ORGASM GOD DAMN ASS ARSE FUCKER CUNTRAG FUCKING SHITHEAD DAMN IT FUCKING ASSHAT KIKE CAMEL JOCKEY UIGURS SIGMUND FREUD SHAKOPEE DEMOCRACY SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET CUNT JOHN ELWAY DICKWAD BEAVER SHITSLINGING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA VENEREAL DISEASE NICARAGUA BOOBIES FUCKING A CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU CUNTRAG TACO FELLATIO RAPE PISS DIPSHIT GO HOME AND DIE NAZI GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE RAT'S COCK SNUFF PORN CHOAD PISS OFF INBRED INCEST CUNTING ASSCRACK GOOK SHIT NEOPETS CRAPMUNCHER BLOWJOB WANKER BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER INBRED GOD DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BALL SACK FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITE SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BIRD SHIT COCKSTUFFER SHITSKIN JERK OFF CLEMEN FELCHING CUM IT'S OVER 9000! CUNTING ASSCRACK CLEMEN AUTOFELLATIO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BITCH TIT SPRINKLES I'LL RAPE YOU SEX DAMN GOD DAMN FUDGEPACKER BASTARD NIPPLES GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD FUCKER CHIGGER SHIT WANK PEACEFUL PISS POMMIE DILDO FUCK OFF SCUMBUCKET BONER CLUSTERFUCK BUKKAKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITHEAD INBRED GOAT DICK PEACEFUL GIVING HEAD SPIC FUCK FUCK YOU OSCAR WILDE IS GAY DICK IN A BOX CUNT [EXPLETIVE] STUDENT MOVEMENT CHENEY CONDOMS TITWANK TIMBER NIGGER MONKEY SHIT GRUE RAPE REBECCA BLACK WANK COCK MACACA FAGGOT ANUSCAKE NIGGER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TWAT FELLATIO BOLLOCKS PISS OFF P'KANG BOLLOCKS EXTRA LONG PENIS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTRAG OH SHI– HELL RAGHEAD THONG TASTER SEX POMMIE FOUR-EYES CAUCASIANS FOUR-EYES SEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGGER OFF JIZZ PISS GOAT DICK ASS SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER SEX CUNT FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH SAGGY TITS SCROTUM BULLCRAP RUSTY TROMBONE JERK OFF FUCK CRAPPY PISSHOLE BALLS HELL CUNTBUCKET TOWELHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN TIT DIRT CHING CHONG CHINK HAIL SATAN! WANK CODEINE IS A QUEER SHITTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLESMOKER FUCKING A HELL PUSSY ASSFACE DICK TITS CUNNILINGUS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MONKEY BALLS HELL WIGGER TITTIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY VAGINA SHITE DAMN IT DOG FUCKER SHITTY ASSCRACK CHIGGER HONKY FUCKER DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER GOBSHITE FUCK YOU NICARAGUA COCKGOBLIN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELL DICKHEAD NEGRO ASSFACE POMMIE DAMN BIRD SHIT BITCH INCEST I'LL RAPE YOU POWERSHIT CUNTSWILLING HELL MACACA BUGGER POLESMOKER SMEG PORCUPINE'S BALLS POMMIE FUCK BONG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNT DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD BULLSHIT FUCK BELLEND PIECE OF SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE RAT'S ASS SHIT FRITZ BAT FUCK INSANE ASSWIPE PUNANI BONER FUCKFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER DICK ORGASM EPIDIDYMIS VENEREAL DISEASE BLUE PENIS! TIMBER NIGGER WIENER POMMIE RANDY TRAVIS BIGNOSE PAKI CUNT ASSRAPING WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSWIPE BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? INBRED HELLFIRE SHIT BIGNOSE LOLCAT PENIS ON A STICK PECKERHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKSTAIN FROG POLAK PIECE OF SHIT BITCH FUCKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMN WIENER GOAT DICK DICKLICK LIMEY PISS GOBSHITE BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK COMMUNIST DILDO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SON OF A BITCH BOOBS CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY REDNECK JERK OFF DICKWAD RUSKIE CUNTBUCKET KRAUT DOM DeLUISE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK BULLSHIT BEAVER ASS FUCKING COCKSUCKER COCKSMOKER AMERICAN SPELLING SHITFACE DICK SCROTUM BUTT PIRATE PIGFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT WANK GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN MALARKY DAMMIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DOG FUCKER FUCKING A DICKWAD CRAPFUCKER BLOWJOB SHIT MACACA MONKEY BALLS DOUCHING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOAT DICK SHITFACE FUCKFACE RAPE SHITSLINGING DYKE BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE CLIT ARSE SCUMBUCKET SHITHEAD CHINK SHITE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GENITALIA FRITZ BULLCRAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHAT HADJI DIRTY SANCHEZ BORDER HOPPER BASTARD ABO HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! WIKIPEDIA DIPSHIT TOSSER JACKASS FUCK YOU 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SPIC NECROPHILIA CRAPMUNCHER GOBSHITE CHOAD AY-AY-AY ASSCRACK O KURWA! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DAGO AUTOFELLATIO PISS DOODIE HEAD ASSWIPE JAP CLEMEN YOU WANKER JAP FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POMMIE CRAPPY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSFACE SHITSLIDE BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN HELL SAND NIGGER SPUNK CUNT BASTARD PISS SHIT GOD DAMN DICKHEAD BOOBIES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JOHN SMILEY FACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLOWJOB PENIS TOSSER FUCK OFF GARBAGE DAY! FUCKFACE SHITE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE MACACA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS EMO COCKSMOKER FUCKWIT POKÉMON ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE PAKI BASTARD CUNT FUCKING RAINBOWS BUTT-HOLE BENCH PRESS BASTARD DICK SUITCASE PENIS SNUFF PORN CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF MY ASS BANGKOK YOUR MOM REDSKIN CHIGGER GANGBANG MARGARET THATCHER ASS FUCKHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK JUSTIN BIEBER STEVE BALLMER I AM CORNHOLIO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BLUE PENIS! ASSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CAPTAIN CRUNCH POLACK HIGH WAGES NIGGER TITS CHINK JACKASS PRICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WANK FROG'S FAT ASS FAG DAMN FRAK CLUSTERFUCK HONKY PISS CUM BEAVER RAGHEAD ASS KAFFIR WANK BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK SHAKOPEE FRITZ DAMN IT BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER DUNE COON SHIT ASS PISS ARTIST GENITALIA FUCK OFF BALL SACK FUCKER CHENEY CUNT SEMEN BUTT-HOLE BIGNOSE POTTYMOUTH WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive IN SACREMENT and with the CRAP and his COON of girraffes in which SOD OFF while reading about ANAL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NIGGER