Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BASTARD'MOTHERFUCKER'DICK'JOHN SMILEY FACE'DYKE'CHINK'MONKEY BALLS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a I WILL END YOU! look at the FUCKWIT talk page of this HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS article for notes or discussion before DAGO editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JESSE McCARTNEY neurochemical FUCK disorder FROG'S FAT ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK, sudden MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITHEAD or TACO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNNILINGUS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BLOWJOB words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNNILINGUS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially INBRED objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOT HEAD television programs to address IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette's syndrome.

PISS Tourette's is SON OF A BITCH not to be FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCKSTUFFER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOOBS random FUCKWIT disorientation, culturally-SHAKOPEE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK language, DICKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POTTYMOUTH PISS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PRICK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities BRUSH MA TEETH of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHAT Polite Note to the GENITALIA Author:

The DAMNATION Tourette's RUSTY TROMBONE Research Institute was BELLEND founded to JERRY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT CRAPPER article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEMEN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PENIS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FENCE JUMPER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BALL SACK Tourrette's sufferers FELCHING swear. You can FUCKTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible WANKSPLAT thing.
• The main ANAL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CAPTAIN CRUNCH knee WHORE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKING JUMP! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIGNOSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITTY school for INBRED something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITBALLS sufferers to become WETBACK manically depressed and ALEX TREBEK commit MOZILLA FIREFOX suicide.
• There is no FLAMING ASS BADGER cure, and the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSLINGING tics often have adverse FUCKWIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna VENEREAL DISEASE perodol" which caused my entire DUMBASS body to go CUNTBUCKET numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN it is without the GOD DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a WANK tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK YOU the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! public view of Tourettes as a "ANAL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TAMPONS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOTHERFUCKER sorry for CHICKEN FRIES "hi-jacking" your ORGASM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a MARGARET THATCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this QUEEF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNTBUCKET, and making fun of a CAPTAIN CRUNCH horrible disorder is (not) SOD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ARSE time.

Best VAGINA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PECKERHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. WANK Regards to Andrew SOD OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The FUCK YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! punch him if you WIGGER want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE'S MOMMA article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONKEY DICK saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOAT DICK and RAPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DUMBASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAND WITH 4 JACKASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HORSE! COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK'S HOUSE

How 30 CASES OF PICKLES to BUTT PIRATE cure CUNT the CLEMEN Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITTY for PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette's CUNT Syndrome NAZI is FAG following BULLSHIT these BUTTFUCKER rules COCKSHITTER in POTTYMOUTH order:

• 1: Avoid RAT'S ASS immature JESSE McCARTNEY little POLAK kids,
• 2: Count to DOG SHIT within MOLDY TITS 10 SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TWISTY VAGINA WANK FUCKWIT nor SHITFACE talk,
• 4: Tell PIECE OF SHIT yourself you DICK CHICKEN don't FUCKING BASEBALL have MASTURBATION this NIPPLES disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JOHN ELWAY WITH NASTY RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK last straw FUCK!

I fucking put FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE AUTOFELLATIO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE the TOP OF DOT HEAD THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FLYING FUCK offensive. FLYING FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK YOU people who try HORSE PENIS to battle SEMEN'SHITFUCKER that tight-ass DOG SHIT 17-year-DYKE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MONKEY SHIT it now, but someone said DIPSHIT' JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICKHEAD'CHUFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGNOG is a laughing BASTARD matter. Plus there FUCKING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BEAVER Uncyclopedia, there are PENIS ON A STICK articles FUDGEPACKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT stuff. So SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS that means FUCK OFF stop getting mad at the RAT'S COCK first part too and PISSHOLE talking about the DAMN IT letter that it's DAMN mocking (what TIT SPRINKLES letter? I don't even know what PISS ARTIST the heck you're talking about). Adrian GANGBANG hi self SHITHEAD even made a really SUCK A BIG DICK good point. "It's NIGGER nothing more TUBA from a head nod to a GOATSE knee tick". HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. Which I'll add HADJI onto GREASER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WOMEN'S RIGHTS suffer that INBRED much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POLACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WANK be, because if I were a CAMEL JOCKEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SPICY CUNT FUCK hilarious. If you SHITFACE Want facts, go on SLOPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read BUTT PIRATE the freaking THONG TASTER article anyway.

IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRACKER NEGRO WHORE TUBA BUGGER FROG WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF FUCKFACE

MAMA MIA PORCH MONKEY SHIT SHITHEAD FUCK RAT'S COCK ANAL DIABETES COCK FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT JOHN ELWAY DAMN BITCH ARSE GYPSY DICKHEAD CUNTYMINTS DAMN MELAMINE YOU WANKER DAGO DAMN TONY LA RUSSA FREE ELECTIONS WIKIPEDIA ASS JOHN ELWAY SHITE SHITFACE WOP BLUMPKIN DYKE DICKHEAD PENISBIRD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE INBRED COCKSMOKER MILF BASTARD ARSE HONKY STRAWBERRY ASS CRACKER DICK TITS SAND NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO MONKEY BALLS HENTAI BUDDHISM SEMEN HORSE SHIT FAGGOT DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN SHIT SUCK MY DICK HITLER BELLEND POMMIE HEAVEN HENTAI CHINK DICKLICK DAMN IT NAZI TITS MOTHERFUCKER NAZI ASS LICKER MOLDY TITS AMERICA ONLINE FUCKHEAD CUNT O CANADA BALLS RAPE CUM AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS JACK ABRAMOFF I WILL KILL YOU! WOP JACKASS GIVING HEAD DICKFACE BASTARD ASSBANDIT BULLSHIT SEMPRINI ASSWIPE DAMN SPIC SMEG JACK OFF FUCKBAG FELLATIO HENTAI WHORE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GENITALIA CLEMEN BASTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK BLOWJOB CHICKEN SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS CONAN O'BRIAN JAP DYKE CUNT YID FAGGOT CUNNILINGUS NIPPLES BALL SACK BULLCRAP OSTRICH MY ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISS ARTIST SHITFACE MICK ASS CAMEL FUCKER NIPPLES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITBALLS HELL D'OH TAMPONS HORSE SHIT DICK TITS INBRED TITMOUSE ARSE DIPSHIT ASSHOLE CLEMEN POMMIE WANKER GANGBANG YID FELLATIO DICKHEAD SPUNK SOD FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUGGER SHITSLINGING PENISBIRD TIMBER NIGGER DEVELOPERS! MALL SANTA CUNT REDNECK TWAT BELLEND PECKERHEAD JENKEM PISS ARTIST CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON OSTRICH MY ASS TITTYWANK ASSRAPING TACO ASSCRACK BULLSHIT FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD WANKSPLAT SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKSTAIN pen0r DONGSHOVER CTHULHU FHTAGN LET'S SHIT MONKEY SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH RAGHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS ASS MOLDY TITS PISS ARTIST JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSMOKER RANDY TRAVIS DOUCHING KRAUT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING A SEMEN NEGRO SCUMBAG HELL DONKEY PUNCHER SCUMBUCKET BUGGER HELL DICK CHICKEN WANK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAGO MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ANAL DIABETES MILF FUCK TITMOUSE TOSSER FUCKHEAD FAGGOT THONG TASTER CHOAD HEIL HITLER! CLUSTERFUCK CLEMEN POOPY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEEPEE NECROPHILIA CUNT GOD DAMN PISSHOLE SHITTY ASS FUCKFACE BEANER PISS OFF BOOBIES BORDER HOPPER CRAP PISS DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH I LIKE SCHOOL INBRED TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKBAG DICKFACE REBECCA BLACK DAMN NIGGER SHITBALLS DAMMIT YOUR MOM ASS FASCIST CUNT DOUCHE HELL MONKEY BALLS CUNT YOU WANKER BALL SACK GRINGO DICKHEAD PISS OFF TOWELHEAD DAMMIT ROSES ART METAL PRODUCTS COCK AAAAAAAAA! DOUCHE ASSFACE CUM ASS DAMN DOUCHE POMMIE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FELCHING NIGNOG FUCK RAT'S ASS CHUFF CLUSTERFUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WHORE PISS FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFACE JACKASS ART METAL PRODUCTS LET'S SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISS OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT TWAT GRINGO SHITHEAD PAKI BONG HELL VAGINA FELLATIO TURD WANK WOMEN'S RIGHTS COCKSMOKER FRIG PUNANI FRED PHELPS DOUCHE [expletive deleted] YOU WANKER BALL SACK PENIS RICK MORANIS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ORGASM CUNTYMINTS SHIT SMEG ASSHOLE POMMIE DAMN GRINGO CHINK WANK GOD DAMMIT PISS QUEEF SHIT SCROTUM FEWMETS TOSSER MONKEY BALLS DOM DeLUISE JACK ABRAMOFF SHITE PRICK ASS DAMN WANKSPLAT SHITFACE FUCKWIT DICKHEAD COCK MALARKY ASS WILLY WONKA SON OF A BITCH DICKLICK CRAP DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITSLINGING FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD BEANER FUCK YOU HELL ASS DICK HITLER I AM CORNHOLIO! LAKE TITICACA ASSHOLE BALL SACK CAMEL JOCKEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK YOU WOP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CRAPPER ASS HOSER GOBSHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS WETBACK BUTTFUCKER SOD OFF LIMEY PUNANI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PIECE OF SHIT WANK FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT SHITCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BASTARD ASSRAMMER MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER EMO MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK PRICK FUCKSTAIN TESTICLE CHOKE CUNTYMINTS FRENCH TICKLER COCKSHITTER HORSE SHIT BONER PEDOPHILIA IN SACREMENT PRICK SUCK MY DICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POLACK ASS LICKER ABO CRAPMUNCHER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ANAL DIABETES BUGFUCK CLUSTERFUCK ANAL HELL HEIL HITLER! KAFFIR WOP BONER JUNGLE BUNNY NAZI JAP BUTT PIRATE COCKSMOKER RICK MORANIS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK SHITFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BALL SACK SHITHEAD [expletive deleted] ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH DICKHEAD JOHN ELWAY BULLSHIT DONALD RUMSFELD AY-AY-AY BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA BUTTFUCKER CHOAD PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS LIMEY KIKE GOBSHITE DUMBASS BLOWJOB COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK BOOBS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NAZI FUCKING COCKSHITTER DUMBASS WANKER MARGARET THATCHER BASTARD TITWANK BONER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITSLINGING CUNT CRAPPER TOURETTE'S IS FUN SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF BUTTFUCKER TWAT ASSHOLE HELL OH SHI– WALRUS SHIT SHITTY HOLY DUMB FUCK FLYING FUCK MACACA PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNT COON MONKEY'S UNCLE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK DAMN FUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! LOLCAT I RAPE WALRUSES! AUTOFELLATIO TITTYWANK BUTTFUCKER HEIL HITLER! DOT HEAD SOD OFF SHITTY CHOAD COCKSUCKER SCUMBUCKET TWISTY VAGINA JACK OFF FUCK OFF SHIT NIGNOG INCEST YOGHURT CANNON DOUCHEBAG MONKEY SHIT SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER BITCH QUEEF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHINK SCUMBAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SOD OFF HO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER HELLFIRE REDNECK DYKE FEWMETS I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU FUCKHEAD AMERICA ONLINE SHITHEAD FUCKWIT FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CONDOMS RAGHEAD TWAT DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAGO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMMIT COCK MOCCASINS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOLCAT SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN SUCK A BIG DICK ASSCRACK SOD SCUMBAG SHIT BLUMPKIN HELLFUCKER CRACKER SHITE ASSHAT PUSSY SHITFUCKER BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GRAPE PENIS BLUMPKIN CUNTRAG FUCK A DUCK BUKKAKE RAPE BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER [Insert swear here] DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CROTCH BUKKAKE BEANER FUDGEPACKER WANK FUCKTARD CUNT FUCKING JUMP! ASS JACK OFF DOUCHING AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE SHIT ASSHAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TURD DUMBASS WANK FUCKFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD FLYING FUCK RUSKIE REDSKIN NIGGER TITS PISS SUCK A BIG DICK WOP GOD DAMN FUCK OFF TWAT DAGO POLAK TITS & DICKS DAMN SPUNK ORGASM FUCKWIT BASTARD WANK COCKGOBLIN BALL SACK HELL DAMMIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GRAPE PENIS NIPPLES SOD TITS BALLS INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOCKIE SACRAMENTO I WILL END YOU! TENTACLE RAPE ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK JACKASS KIDDY FIDDLER MACACA CRAPMUNCHER ARSE ASSHOLE SCUMBAG GRINGO FUCKTARD ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING BASEBALL SHITHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING FEATURED SOD OFF SEX GOD DAMMIT CROTCH POWERSHIT WANK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUGFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE WALRUS SHIT DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM ORGASM DAGO POMMIE GOAT DICK GOD DAMN GANGBANG OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH DAGO JAP SOD OFF DICK IN A BOX CROTCH BITCH DAMN AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH SHITE DAMN SHITSLINGING NIGGER DOODIE HEAD REDNECK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SOD DOUCHEBAG CUNT HOSER DOODIE HEAD BUTT-HOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GANGBANG CANNED QUOTES PUSSY BULLSHIT BULLSHIT REDSKIN FUCK OFF WALRUS SHIT WIENER GOD DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE WANK SHIT RAT'S COCK CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK SCUMBAG CAPTAIN CRUNCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK BUTT PIRATE JIGGABOO CRACKER GOBSHITE FUCKWIT CHOAD CAMEL FUCKER DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE DICKWAD LENS CRAFTERS SCROTUM GOD DAMN BUGGER TITWANK BITCH BITCH GOOK ASSWIPE DAMMIT ASS [expletive deleted] STUDENT RIOTS DOUCHING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MOTHERFUCKER WANK FUCK FRITZ EPIDIDYMIS BULLCRAP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DIPSHIT CROTCH DUMBASS FUCKBAG CRAPFUCKER BIRD SHIT BASTARD SHITE VENEREAL DISEASE BUKKAKE DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING YUKY DOODY EAT MY SHIT! 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DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOODIE HEAD FUCK PRICK SHIT YOUR MOM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT FRITZ ORGASM FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKER PUNANI BOB SAGET REDSKIN MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS SHIT SHITE HELLFIRE SHITFACE TURD TIMBER NIGGER SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT SAND NIGGER DICK TOSSER SOD OFF ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TACO pen0r COCK BOB SAGET SIGMUND FREUD PRICK FUCKING A SHITTY SHITFUCKER BITCH PISS OFF DICKHEAD DAMNATION DOUCHEBAG CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD MALARKY TWISTY VAGINA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BLUE PENIS! DICKWAD KRAUT BUGGER OFF SHITFACE INCEST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WETBACK HEIL HITLER! BONER BASTARD ASS ANAL DIABETES SHIT GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA ASS ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOOK FUCK RAT'S COCK MALARKY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITPISSER JACKASS SHIT PISS ARTIST WANKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! LENS CRAFTERS POWERSHIT CLEMEN BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT DAMN DICKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCKSUCKER PRICK CRAP ON A STICK BUTT PIRATE PISS OFF GOD DAMN RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN TOURETTE'S IS FUN O CANADA GREASER NIPPLES FUCK OFF BUTT-HEAD GO HOME AND DIE FUCK CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD ASSHAT CHIGGER FUCKHEAD ANAL DIABETES DICKFACE CHRISTHUMPER CUNT WIKIPEDIA DAMN HELL LET'S SHIT CUNTBUCKET PISSHOLE SPUNK MICK MARCH OF FLAMES GREASER JAP FUCK YOU FASHION BUG HAIL SATAN! GANGBANG FUCK YOU Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GANGBANG and with the SHITFACE and his BORDER HOPPER of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NIGGER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHIGGER