Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNTRAG'AUTOFELLATIO'JUNGLE BUNNY'ASSFACE'PISS OFF'SHITCOCK'FUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PENIS look at the SHIT talk page of this BULLSHIT article for notes or discussion before DAMN editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITS & DICKS neurochemical FUCK disorder DIPSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHENEY, sudden SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEMPRINI or PISS UP MY ARSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MASTURBATION by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOG FUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ORGASM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MARY WHITEHOUSE utterFUCKance of socially CUNT LAPPER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LIKE FATHER LIKE SON television programs to address HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Tourette's syndrome.

PIG Tourette's is BUGGER not to be DICKFACE confused with RAPE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SUCK MY DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLIT random AUTOFELLATIO disorientation, culturally-COLGATE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ORGASM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YOU language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places THONG TASTER FUCKTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive SONNY BILL WILLIAMS quantities TWAT of ANAL DIABETES SHITCOCK garbage.

Darnit.

A TITTIES Polite Note to the HAPPINESS Author:

The FUCK YOU Tourette's CARPET MUNCHER Research Institute was DICK founded to TITMOUSE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICK CHICKEN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMMIT article INBRED funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCUMBAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NORTH KOREA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLYING FUCK Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can BUTTFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSWIPE TV, for always focusing on the FUCK YOU bad side of a terrible CUNTSWILLING thing.
• The main NIPPLES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HIGH WAGES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ORGASM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INJUN knee BEANER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JACKASS SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ARSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT school for SON OF A BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ABO sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and DOUCHING commit CUNT suicide.
• There is no PEDOPHILIA cure, and the DICKWAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the COON tics often have adverse KOREA LOVER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire QUEEF body to go BOOBS numb and MOLDY TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS UP MY ARSE it is without the BONER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKHEAD tourette syndrome KAFFIR association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE the RECTUM RAIDER public view of Tourettes as a "WANKSPLAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NAZI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TWAT sorry for BIRD IN THE HOUSE "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FLYING RAT'S ASS this that really NAZI annoys me. I am working towards a AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FIRECROTCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DELICIOUS CAKE, and making fun of a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH horrible disorder is (not) FELCHING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best PRICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing INDIA HAS NUKES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. ASS Regards to Andrew COCKSUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The KRAUT bastard who wrote this article. You can JIGGABOO punch him if you SOD want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TRANNY saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHENEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS and PEARL NECKLACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTING ASSCRACK BAND WITH 4 SEX MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HORSE! CHENEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHENEY'S HOUSE

How VENEREAL DISEASE to AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! cure BOB SAGET the FUCKWIT Tourette's PORCUPINE'S BALLS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COON for FELCHMONKEY Tourette's COCK Syndrome SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM is FUCKWIT following FALUN GONG these FRIG rules GO HOME AND DIE in SHITSLINGING order:

• 1: Avoid GRIS immature NIGNOG little VAGINA kids,
• 2: Count to BOON within IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 10 DONKEY PUNCHERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKFACE GRINGO nor SON OF A BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell FRENCH TICKLER yourself you BASTARD don't MACACA have BOOBS this HOLY DUMB FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ARSE WITH NASTY BELLEND DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHENEY last straw CLIT!

I fucking put HORSE SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMMIT the TOP OF PIG THIS BONER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BLISTERING BARNACLES offensive. SON OF A BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SOD people who try WETBACK to battle MARGARET THATCHER'WANK that tight-ass KAFFIR 17-year-SHITSLINGING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BITCH it now, but someone said WIENER' JUNGLE BUNNY DUMBASS'BRUSH MA TEETH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITE is a laughing MOTHERFUCKER matter. Plus there REDSKIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SACRAMENTO Uncyclopedia, there are BIGNOSE articles DAMN IT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LOLLIPOPS stuff. So WOMEN'S RIGHTS that means OH SHI– stop getting mad at the PISS OFF first part too and CUNTYMINTS talking about the BUGGER letter that it's SEMEN mocking (what BIG FOOT letter? I don't even know what BASTARD the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUKKAKE hi self PISS OFF MY ASS even made a really FLYING FUCK good point. "It's FELCHMONKEY nothing more FUCK OFF from a head nod to a PISS OFF knee tick". DOUCHING. Which I'll add OH SHI– onto CARPET MUNCHER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YUKY DOODY suffer that DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to KNOBJOCKEY be, because if I were a NIPPLES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HAPPINESS hilarious. If you TAFFY Want facts, go on OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BULLSHIT be offended, don't read WIGGER the freaking MICK article anyway.

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JACKSON BUGFUCK JAP BLISTERING BARNACLES RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFACE ASSFACE FUCKTARD FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST JUSTIN BIEBER SHITHEAD TOSSER DAMMIT TUBA INBRED INBRED SCUMBUCKET JIGGABOO DOUCHETITS FUCK SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT DONKEY DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING BASEBALL CLEMEN DIPSHIT CHIGGER ASSWIPE JERRY NIGNOG BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO EXTRA LONG PENIS GOD DAMMIT SPUNK FUCK YOU BENCH PRESS BUGFUCK FUCKING NI MICK PISS UP MY ARSE CRAPPY ASSHAT LET'S SHIT COCKSUCKER SHITE FUCKFACE PENISFUCK DYKE FLYING RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER PUNANI SHITE FUCKING SHITHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS WIKIPEDIA AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUTT PIRATE PEDOPHILIA GOAT DICK FU SPANG 30 CASES OF PICKLES BIGNOSE DUMBASS DAMN IT ASSCRACK EXTRA LONG PENIS HONKY DUMBASS RANDY TRAVIS JACKASS DOG FUCKER SUCK MY DICK BUTTFUCKER SOD ASS BEANER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA JACKASS SHIT SHITFUCKER MALARKY PISS BASTARD ADMINS ARE GAY FELCHING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMMIT WALRUS SHIT KRAUT NEGRO ALF SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK WEHATEMARIO BIRD SHIT DICK CHICKEN DAMN IT DAMN IT CRAP ON A STICK CUNT PIECE OF SHIT NIPPLES JAP COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT SHITCOCK ORGASM TIT SPRINKLES EMO MOTHERFUCKER URINE-GARGLING SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING CC PLZ INBRED 30 CASES OF PICKLES POMMIE WANKER ASSHAT NORTH KOREA COON DELICIOUS CAKE ANAL DIABETES SCUMBAG NAZI BONER ASS GIVING HEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! CLUSTERFUCK TITS TITTIES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY DICKLICK BENCH PRESS CHENEY DIPSHIT TITS BIG FOOT HONKY CUNT FUCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN CRACKER RAT'S ASS HELL PISS HELL STEVE BALLMER FUCKWIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKBAG TITWANK SHITE ABO PISS ARTIST FRIG PISS OFF PEARL NECKLACE MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU SCROTUM DOG SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BITCH DICK CHICKEN SHIT HORSE SHIT CUNTBUCKET FUCKER FELLATIO DICKLICK BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! PRICK COCK RUSKIE GOOK WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHENEY ASS TRANNY RECTUM RAIDER SHITE ORANGE TURTLE ASSWIPE DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMMIT GO HOME AND DIE PISS UP MY ARSE CHIGGER ANAL DIPSHIT ASS DUMBASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN IT JIGGABOO PIG 30 CASES OF PICKLES ARSE SHITFACE BEAVER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK PIECE OF SHIT SUGARTITS SPICY CUNT FUCK CRAP ASSWIPE SHITTY LAKE TITICACA DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA RAPE FUCKWIT DIPSHIT MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO COMMUNIST DILDO DIRTY SANCHEZ JACKASS NICARAGUA WHORE RECTUM RAIDER SAND NIGGER FUCK NUGGET YOGHURT CANNON DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER POLESMOKER NIGGER SEX FUCKBAG SHITFACE suck my mothers GYPSY CUNT FUCKSTAIN CHINK CHOAD NIGNOG HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! ASS ASS FASCIST INBRED NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHAT CUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES BULLSHIT STUDENT RIOTS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FROG DAMN FUCK YOU KAFFIR MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN SHITCOCK SHUT UP, MEG! ART METAL PRODUCTS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSCRACK SAGGY TITS SHITE SHITHEAD JACKASS DONKEY DICK WANK ASSHOLE REBECCA BLACK GO HOME AND DIE TITWANK TITS CUNT HEIL HITLER! WANK POTTYMOUTH SHITFUCKER FUCKING ASSWIPE FEATURED BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PENISPENISPENIS!!! MONKEY BALLS DAMMIT SEX GO COUNT YOUR DICK MONKEY'S UNCLE SHIT HOMO BUGGER OFF TWAT BUTT-HOLE VAGINA FUCKBAG FUCKFACE CUM ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT SAGGY TITS SOD OFF DICK CHICKEN FELCHMONKEY TRANNY DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT PISS CHAV NEOPETS DAMN WANK BUTT-HEAD ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD BASTARD ASS DICK TONY LA RUSSA DARTH VADER TURD WANK FROG'S FAT ASS POLACK BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN TEDDY BEARS SPANK THE MONKEY SHUT UP, MEG! BALL SACK POLESMOKER BRITNEY TURD FUCKWIT ASSBANDIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK OFF GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST NIGGER POLAK SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE WILLY WONKA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! [EXPLETIVE] FUCK VAGINA FUCKING A WANK WIGGER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BOLLOCKS ASS AY-AY-AY BALL SACK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH CUNT LAPPER REBECCA BLACK POOPY YOU WANKER PISS HIV NEGATIVE NAZI JUSTIN BIEBER PORCH MONKEY BUGGER REBECCA BLACK ASSFACE DOG SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG CUNT JOY CUNT PUSSY GENITALIA [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCK YOU JACK OFF JAP PEDOPHILIA JIZZ DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT AMERICA ONLINE DICKHEAD BULLSHIT SHITFACE DAMN IT DICKHEAD INCEST BASTARD INBRED CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA FEWMETS VAGINA WIGGER SEX SHITE SON OF A BITCH HORSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT HITLER FUCK YOU FUCK NAZI SHITE MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY DUMBASS CHRISTIANITY PISS FUCK DONGSHOVER FROG DAMN IT FUCKFACE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PISSHOLE CLEMEN CRACKER FUCKING A PUNANI SHIT CUNT FUCKHEAD SHITCOCK FIRECROTCH D'OH TACO SHITTY DICKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE NIGGER FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN AY-AY-AY AY-AY-AY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SON OF A BITCH GRIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITTYWANK PAKI DILDO YOGHURT CANNON FAGGOT FLYING RAT'S ASS EPIDIDYMIS FENCE JUMPER SCUMBAG CONDOMS FUCKING BONER WIENER [Insert silly non-swear here] PISS OFF WALRUS SHIT ARSE DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH WEHATEMARIO AY-AY-AY PEARL NECKLACE DICKLICK TAMPONS ASSHAT DAMN ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY DILDO WANK BITCH SPUNK FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN SCUMBAG PUSSY SHIT DICK TITS & DICKS BONER DANDELIONS MAMA MIA RAT'S ASS COON GOOK DICK KAFFIR I'LL RAPE YOU JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER SHIT FELCHING ASSHOLE PISS TITMOUSE COCKSUCKER POLESMOKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING FUCKHEAD SHITCOCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LENS CRAFTERS FUCK YOU GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CLEMEN SHIT FUCKFACE BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN BRUSH MA TEETH NIGNOG DICKWAD YUKY DOODY CLIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PISS OFF DICK CHICKEN CRAP ON A STICK GOBSHITE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE JESSE McCARTNEY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS ARTIST PISS GYPSY PIECE OF SHIT ANAL DIABETES FUCKFACE ASSCRACK CUNTING ASSCRACK SLOPE TITS FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX COON BEANER GOATSE BASTARD BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS TITMOUSE ANUSCAKE BLUE PENIS! ANAL DIABETES CHENEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ MACACA FLYING FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES ASSWIPE SUCK MY COCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK KRAUT JACKASS SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKLICK ASS FUCK YOU ARSE FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU GIVING HEAD FUCKFACE BASTARD WANKER CLUSTERFUCK BITCH BELLEND BAT FUCK INSANE WANK ASS SAGGY TITS ASSHAT DIPSHIT TIT SPRINKLES DAMN IT TURD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PUSSY BUGFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS BUTTFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER CHAV BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE ASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHAT ORGASM DIPSHIT UNICORNS RAT'S ASS COCK SHITE BOOBS CHICKEN SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY THONG TASTER FUCK NUGGET PEDOPHILIA FAG ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT CLIT HELL CHRISTHUMPER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITHEAD TITWANK BELLEND SOD CUNT I WILL KILL YOU! SHITFACE SPIC GOD DAMN BOOBS FLYING FUCK BANGKOK CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT ASSWIPE TAMPON IN MY ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FAGGOT BLUE PENIS! FUCK DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER PAKI ORGASM SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN PISS BEAVER DICKHEAD FROG EMO NIGGER TWAT COCKSUCKER ORGASM ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GIVING HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU EXTRA LONG PENIS JAP JERRY LAKE TITICACA ASSHAT ASSHAT JACKASS NIGGER TITS SHIT ASS BULLSHIT JACK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK ASSWIPE HORSE PENIS FUCKING A ARSEBADGERS ASSWIPE FRAK ASS CLUSTERFUCK VENEREAL DISEASE FELCHING ANAL DIABETES FROG'S FAT ASS TITWANK DOT HEAD FUCKTARD MOLDY TITS DILDO TITWANK SHIT POLACK ANUSCAKE ASS FUCK GO HOME AND DIE FUDGEPACKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT HELL LAKE TITICACA DAMMIT SCUMBAG COCK RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE NIGNOG DICKHEAD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! 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ASSFACE MOCKIE CHUFF SHITCOCK TWAT PENIS ON A STICK FUCKFUCKFUCK SHIT STEVE BALLMER DARTH VADER SHIT NIGNOG BASKETBALL HOOP MOCKIE FUCK YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SAND NIGGER CAMEL FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITSLINGING ASS SHIT DICKFACE SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKSTAIN HADJI HELL SPUNK BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK HELL DICKHEAD EPIDIDYMIS DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE BUGGER OFF SHIT MICK TITMOUSE SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK SHIT SHITE FUCK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITMOUSE BELGIUM DAMNATION FUCKSTAIN REDNECK WOP DICKWAD NAZI BUTTFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SCROTUM ASS BALLS CLIT NIPPLES 666 FUCKTARD BOOBS DUMBASS STEVE BALLMER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT BASTARD DOUCHE CHENEY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN FUCKER TITS & DICKS CAMEL JOCKEY SCUMBAG SUNSHINE FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT BASTARD DELICIOUS CAKE FELCHING SOD MICK SMEG DICKHEAD YOU WANKER NIGGER BORDER HOPPER NORTH KOREA FUCKBAG YOU WANKER FUCKING BASEBALL BOB SAGET CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD DAMN ASS FUCKFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SEX AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY COCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FELCHING PISS ARTIST DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG CHING CHONG CHINK FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK BONG HELL GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CLIT FUCK BORDER HOPPER ORGASM TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITCOCK BOOBIES FIST FUCK CUNT PEARL NECKLACE AY-AY-AY JACKASS SHIT CUNT GOD DAMN BIRD SHIT FUCKING KRAUT CRACKER SCROTUM CLEMEN WEHATEMARIO SCUMBAG OSTRICH MY ASS LOGJAMMER HENTAI WIENER ABO FU SPANG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNTYMINTS NECROPHILIA DOUCHETITS PUSSY JAP ASSHAT INJUN FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE NAZI BIRD SHIT BITCH JERK OFF PISS OFF FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO INBRED FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT JUSTIN BIEBER DICKHEAD BLOWJOB BASTARD QUEEF RAPE CHICKEN SHIT FIRECROTCH YOU WANKER YOU WANKER FUCK YOU FLAMING ASS BADGER BULLSHIT JIZZ SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH WANKER GANGBANG HADJI DUMBASS CUM DAMMIT MALARKY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the POLAK and his CLUSTERFUCK of girraffes in which FUDGEPACKER while reading about BATHING SUIT AREA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSCRACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WANK