Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK'PISS OFF MY ASS'GO HOME AND DIE'FUCK OFF'CLUSTERFUCK'P'KANG'BUGGER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICKFACE, sudden LET'S SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BIGNOSE or DICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SCUMBUCKET in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SONNY BILL WILLIAMS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FROG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DYKE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKHEAD CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOLLOCKS utterFUCKance of socially FUCKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MONKEY BALLS television programs to address DONKEY DICK Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is JUNGLE BUNNY not to be CHUFF confused with SHITFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KNOBJOCKEY random CHRISTMAS TREES disorientation, culturally-ABO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DONKEY DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITHEAD language, CUNNILINGUS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FEMADOM SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUTTFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive BUTTFUCKER quantities ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP of ANAL DIABETES BAT FUCK INSANE garbage.

Darnit.

A [expletive deleted] Polite Note to the COCK Author:

The VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's TWO-INCH PENIS Research Institute was PENIS founded to CHOAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your STRAWBERRY ASS article FUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHAV I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SOD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLEVELAND STEAMER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PUNANI Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PENIS Tourrette's sufferers SHITTY swear. You can DICKLICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the DONGSHOVER bad side of a terrible CUM thing.
• The main GIVING HEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITTY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAT'S COCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSRAMMER knee SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TWISTY VAGINA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BAD MOTHERFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PRICK school for JOHN SMILEY FACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JERK OFF sufferers to become MONKEY BALLS manically depressed and FELLATIO commit JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS suicide.
• There is no FUCKING BASEBALL cure, and the LIMEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the JUNGLE BUNNY tics often have adverse GRINGO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FIRECROTCH perodol" which caused my entire POLAK body to go SUGAR numb and GOBSHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than KAFFIR it is without the MARGARET THATCHER drug.

I am an active member of a I WILL END YOU! tourette syndrome PISS OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKTARD the DOUCHE public view of Tourettes as a "ASSCRACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GRIS sorry for SMEG "hi-jacking" your RAGHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHICKEN SHIT this that really GOD DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a DICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SAND NIGGER, and making fun of a NAZI horrible disorder is (not) CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNTYMINTS time.

Best SUITCASE PENIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CLUSTERFUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “CULT OF THE DEAD COW” Wen

P.S. SUCK MY COCK Regards to Andrew BALLS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The DAGO bastard who wrote this article. You can SOD punch him if you POMMIE want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BATHING SUIT AREA and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNNILINGUS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) [EXPLETIVE] BAND WITH 4 SHITFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHOLE HORSE! DICKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICKFACE'S HOUSE

How MARGARET THATCHER to NIGNOG cure FLYING RAT'S ASS the MONKEY BALLS Tourette's DOG SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKSTAIN for BITCH Tourette's SHITE Syndrome FUCKWIT is POOPY following SCRATCH! GROUNDER! these CUNT rules DUMBASS in FUCKING order:

• 1: Avoid DIPSHIT immature NAZI little HOMO kids,
• 2: Count to SEX within NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 10 FUCK A DUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PIECE OF SHIT DICK TITS CUNTRAG nor PRICK talk,
• 4: Tell CUNTBUCKET yourself you CUNT don't REDNECK have ARSE this EXTRA LONG PENIS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLYING FUCK WITH NASTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICKFACE last straw PUNANI!

I fucking put WHORE' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DALAI LAMA the TOP OF FRAK THIS BLISTERING BARNACLES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHICKEN SHIT offensive. CHINK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WIGGER people who try HAIL SATAN! to battle ASSHAT'PISS ARTIST that tight-ass FUCK OFF 17-year-PUSSY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MONKEY SHIT it now, but someone said PISS OFF MY ASS' FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLEMEN'RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GENITALIA is a laughing GOOK matter. Plus there 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ANUSCAKE Uncyclopedia, there are SMEG articles DYKE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ROSIE O'DONNELL stuff. So CUNTING ASSCRACK that means I'LL RAPE YOU stop getting mad at the BITCH first part too and CHIGGER talking about the TAFFY letter that it's SHITFUCKER mocking (what AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI letter? I don't even know what JACK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian WOP hi self CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE even made a really TITS good point. "It's FRAK nothing more SHITSLINGING from a head nod to a CUNT knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add GOD DAMN onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NEGRO suffer that GREASER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNNILINGUS be, because if I were a FAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK OFF hilarious. If you MOCCASINS Want facts, go on REBECCA BLACK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read INBRED the freaking SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM article anyway.

BIGNOSE COON DICK NORTH KOREA BUTT-HOLE CAMEL FUCKER DICKHEAD ASSHOLE ASSFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS

DOG SHIT TITS TWAT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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BALL SACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MICK FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA CHOLERA IS FUN! BAD MOTHERFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PENIS ASSHAT COON MOLDY TITS SLOPE SHITFACE JIGGABOO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON INBRED JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISSHOLE FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING GOD DAMN DICK TITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! KAFFIR WANKER ORGASM FUCKFACE WIENER ASSHOLE INBRED FUCK FUCK FUCK CAMEL FUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER MOCCASINS FEMADOM DOUCHING SMEG BASTARD POLAK CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WIKIPEDIA TOURETTE'S IS FUN PEDOPHILIA DICKHEAD CHOAD KISSER JACKASS SHIT 666 CHOAD ASSRAPING BUTT-HOLE TIMBER NIGGER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FIST FUCK SPIC FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD KISSER PRICK BOOBS MASTURBATION FUCKTARD CHOAD BUTTFUCKER VAGINA DICK [EXPLETIVE] FAGGOT BOLLOCKS MICK FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITBALLS BALLS EMO CLIT FASHION BUG PIGFUCKER DILDO BALL SACK FUCKER THONG TASTER CROTCH RAPE ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN COCK GOD DAMMIT HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX COON DILDO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GIVING HEAD GOAT DICK MAMA MIA DOG FUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE JESSE McCARTNEY CHOAD MOCKIE BEAVER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK CUNT YOU WANKER BULLSHIT DILDO YOU WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS FEWMETS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BOOBIES MILF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SUGARTITS DOUCHETITS PENISPENISPENIS!!! NAZI FLYING FUCK CLUSTERFUCK JACK OFF SHITSLINGING CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ALF CARPET MUNCHER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA POMMIE FUCK SUCK MY COCK SON OF A BITCH JERK OFF CUNNILINGUS CHING CHONG CHINK YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS SEMEN SHITE POOPOO BEAVER FRENCH TICKLER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKTARD GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TENTACLE RAPE HUEY P. NEWTON DUMBASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK FUCKING BASEBALL MARY WHITEHOUSE HEIL HITLER! BUGFUCK AOL IPs WIENER BOLLOCKS POISON IN BABY FORMULA ASSRAPING FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SCROTUM DICK TITS TITWANK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK FUCKTARD NEGRO BUNG-HOLE SHIT PEARL NECKLACE BALL SACK BONER CUNNILINGUS WIGGER SHITSKIN SHITHEAD BALLS GOATSE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN KRAUT FUCK YOU BASTARD CARPET MUNCHER CHOAD KISSER I WILL END YOU! KIKE DAMN IT MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKING A HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT CHUFF ARSE SMEG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HENTAI SHITTY CUNTBUCKET BONER SPICY CUNT FUCK WIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS DAGO MALARKY ASSRAMMER BOOBIES PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKFACE ON CRACK FRITZ TOWELHEAD FUCK BUGGER OFF DICKWAD SHITE SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ARSE GOD DAMN DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS HOSER BUTTFUCKER CUNT WANKER FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES INBRED SHIT HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FOUR-EYES JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT SPIC PUSSY FUCKING A SHITE GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE GYPSY CARPET MUNCHER FASHION BUG FIRECROTCH TOTAL HELL BUGGER ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE KAFFIR HAIL SATAN! FROG'S FAT ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MONKEY BALLS SLOPE HELL TEDDY BEARS FUCKER STUDENT PROTESTS MONKEY BALLS ASSWIPE FAGGOT GO HOME AND DIE CUNNILINGUS WANK NIPPLES FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TAMPONS SHITTY RANDY TRAVIS FLYING FUCK POTTYMOUTH DICK TITS POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUTT PIRATE CUNT SUCK MY COCK ABO DAMN DAMN FLYING FUCK BOOBIES JERK OFF NIGNOG YOU WANKER JAP FUCKFACE SACRED TITS & DICKS GOBSHITE DOM DeLUISE PISS OFF ASS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG DONKEY PUNCHER CUM CUNTRAG BOOBIES CUNNILINGUS GREASER ASS LICKER STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHAT NI FUCKBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT FRIG MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY FUCKWIT SEX BASTARD RAT'S COCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKER NAZI SHITFACE BANGKOK FUCKHEAD GENITALIA CHINK SPIC VOTE [EXPLETIVE] HITLER ASSCRACK SHITE FUCKTARD PEEPEE DEMOCRACY DAMN TWAT DYKE PORCH MONKEY NIGGER NIPPLES INCEST FRIG GANGBANG NI STRAWBERRY ASS SEX SHITSKIN FUCKFACE DICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FLYING FUCK DICK CUNTRAG MOCCASINS CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUGGER OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN IT SUGARTITS YUKY DOODY DOODIE HEAD BRITNEY CUNT SHITHEAD I DON'T HAVE AIDS CROTCH INBRED CHRIST OF TABERNACLE GRIS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK OFF ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS SHIT NIGGER TITS DAMMIT GANGBANG WANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BIG FOOT PRICK WIENER YID INCEST MARGARET THATCHER GIVING HEAD COON EXTRA LONG PENIS NIGGER CUNT ASSCRACK WOP COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG SHIT GENITALIA WANK ASSHAT PRICK FUCKSTAIN PUSSY PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOCCASINS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEEPEE WOMEN'S RIGHTS CONAN O'BRIAN ASSFACE DAMN INCEST TITMOUSE SHITCUNTING OH SHI– BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUTTFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! [EXPLETIVE] RECTUM RAIDER CAMEL FUCKER COCK DEVELOPERS! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE RUSTY TROMBONE KAFFIR MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOBSHITE DOUCHE NAZI DYKE JIGGABOO CUNNILINGUS BOOBS FUCKTARD REDNECK WOODPECKERSHIT PEARL NECKLACE CUNT WANKER CHIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITTY DICKFACE PRICK DAMN DUMBASS HELL BANGKOK MOTHERFUCKER SPIC DICKLICK DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT ASS COON FUCKWIT SPIC SHITCUNTING WIENER PORCH MONKEY CUM IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JOHN ELWAY CUNT DOG SHIT DOUCHING GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUTT PIRATE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TAFFY MONKEY BALLS WIENER FELLATIO DAMMIT BULLSHIT FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DILDO BUTT PIRATE BUGGER BOOBS CHIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKWAD MICK DIPSHIT CUNT KAFFIR BITCH 666 DICKHEAD DUMBASS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ASS CLUSTERFUCK JAP VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS INJUN BALLS HONKY DICKLICK PRICK DIMETHYL GLYCOL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKFACE PEDOPHILIA BALLS ASS SHIT INCEST DICKFACE SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD FUCKER TITWANK BEAVER TOSSER FUCK OFF DOG SHIT ASSFACE JENKEM MARCH OF FLAMES GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG WIENER JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN DAMN SHIT FELLATIO PENIS DIPSHIT DAMN FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK POISON IN TOOTHPASTE TURD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GIVING HEAD BASTARD BITCH TRANNY JOHNNY MASTURBATION HORSE PENIS POTTYMOUTH MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD BALL SACK HOLY DUMB FUCK FRED PHELPS ASS WIENER ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNT BUKKAKE BEANER FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER GUMDROPS SAMUEL L. 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SOD OFF CUNT LAKE TITICACA HENTAI CHUFF MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER YOU WANKER ORGASM SUCK MY DICK DICKHEAD SHITFACE LOGJAMMER ASSFACE SHITSLINGING SHITFACE SEX CUNT FUCK PISS PIGS MIGHT FLY SMEG CHICKEN SHIT TAFFY ASS SCUMBAG WIGGER DICKHEAD ASSFACE PENIS POLAK PISS MILF DICKHEAD BOOBIES FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RUSTY TROMBONE CRAPPY TOSSER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT EMO SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK SAND NIGGER DOG SHIT DOUCHEBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK CUNT CRAPPY CUNNILINGUS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAGO PUNANI CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITSLINGING HELL DIPSHIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCK CONDOMS ASSHOLE COON ANUSCAKE CAMEL JOCKEY FRAK BITCH CRAP ON A STICK BENSON SUCKS TITMOUSE NIPPLES GIVING HEAD MAMA MIA JESSE McCARTNEY HOLY DUMB FUCK INJUN O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK ASS LICKER FUCKING A SCROTUM SUITCASE PENIS SHIT NIGNOG HADJI SHITSLINGING DAMN SHITE NIPPLES SHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE CHINK NAZI ARSE BASTARD BUTTFUCKER D'OH TOTAL ASS WIKIPEDIA FUCK OFF FELCHMONKEY DOUCHE AMERICA ONLINE WHITE PEOPLE BITCH AY-AY-AY INBRED ANUSCAKE SUITCASE PENIS WIENER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BOLLOCKS WANK OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING FUCK DOUCHING PISSHOLE FUCKTARD INBRED BOLLOCKS ASSRAPING CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT TITS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK OFF BOB SAGET CONDOMS SHIT FUCK BASTARD FASHION BUG SHIT PEDOPHILIA ASS BOON BIRD IN THE HOUSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KAFFIR BIRD SHIT VAGINA DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER SEX CAMEL FUCKER BUTTFUCKER CRAPPY PICKANINNY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POMMIE FUCK OFF WANKSPLAT DAMN BELGIUM BASTARD WANK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGGER and with the POOPY and his FLYING FUCK of girraffes in which CARPET MUNCHER while reading about DONKEY DICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MILF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKTARD