Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'ALF'FEWMETS'ARSE'GOD DAMN'TIMBER NIGGER'TURD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or KAFFIR neurochemical FUCK disorder FELLATIO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHOLE, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHOLE or COCKSUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MELAMINE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSCRACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACKASS SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHUT UP, MEG! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTSWILLING SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOOBS utterFUCKance of socially CUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BULLSHIT television programs to address DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

GIVING HEAD Tourette's is CUNT not to be DICK IN A BOX confused with FUCKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLUSTERFUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves INBRED random DAMN disorientation, culturally-DYKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PEDOPHILIA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, FAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TOWELHEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SON OF A BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive SUGARTITS quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHING Polite Note to the WIGGER Author:

The LENS CRAFTERS Tourette's FUCKTARD Research Institute was DUNE COON founded to COCKING FUCKBOROUGH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITTY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article BELLEND funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and AMERICA ONLINE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKSTAIN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOTHERFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SPIC Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WALRUS SHIT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKSTAIN swear. You can SUGARTITS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AUTOFELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the EPIDIDYMIS bad side of a terrible FUCK OFF thing.
• The main JACK ABRAMOFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BLUE PENIS! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TRANNY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITHEAD knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BORDER HOPPER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COON cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for WANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BIRD SHIT sufferers to become STEVE BALLMER manically depressed and GANGBANG commit CRAPMUNCHER suicide.
• There is no ASS cure, and the RAT'S COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SON OF A BITCH tics often have adverse PICKANINNY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JENKEM perodol" which caused my entire SPIC body to go SMEG numb and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHE it is without the CHICKEN SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CROTCH the FUCKWIT public view of Tourettes as a "FIST FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EMO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MASTICATION FOR THE NATION sorry for BONG "hi-jacking" your DIPSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSCRACK this that really BUTT PIRATE annoys me. I am working towards a JAP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ALEX TREBEK, and making fun of a SHITBALLS horrible disorder is (not) DAMN IT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your URINE-GARGLING time.

Best RAPE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITTY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of EUROIPODS degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society PRINCE PHILIP.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. DAMN IT Regards to Andrew MALARKY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The ASSHAT bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK OFF punch him if you PORCUPINE'S BALLS want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my CHOAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKER and YOUR MOM playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOZILLA FIREFOX BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PORCH MONKEY HORSE! ASSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHOLE'S HOUSE

How DONKEY DICK to CHAV cure YOU WANKER the SEMEN Tourette's LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BLUMPKIN for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome FUCK OFF is MICK following SHITFUCKER these I WILL END YOU! rules FUCK OFF in IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU order:

• 1: Avoid O CANADA immature WHORE little BRITNEY kids,
• 2: Count to GENITALIA within FUCK OFF 10 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITHEAD DOUCHING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA nor I WILL END YOU! talk,
• 4: Tell BUGGER yourself you GYPSY don't FAG have ASSHOLE this CHICKEN SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHOLE last straw PISS OFF!

I fucking put RAT'S ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIENER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOTHERFUCKER the TOP OF BITCH THIS FUCKSTAIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. JOHN SMILEY FACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOCKIE people who try FUCK to battle NAZI'MOZILLA FIREFOX that tight-ass TAMPONS 17-year-FELLATIO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS ARTIST it now, but someone said MOCKIE' PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST'FUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ANAL is a laughing WOP matter. Plus there JAP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CLEVELAND STEAMER Uncyclopedia, there are RAT'S ASS articles ASSHAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKFACE stuff. So JENKEM that means MILF stop getting mad at the PICKANINNY first part too and CLIT talking about the ASSFACE letter that it's COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what LIKE FATHER LIKE SON the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self SHITE even made a really FELLATIO good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more CRAPMUNCHER from a head nod to a BALLS knee tick". [expletive deleted]. Which I'll add JIZZ onto BIRD SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SPICY CUNT FUCK suffer that ASSRAMMER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WETBACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JERK OFF be, because if I were a MOLDY TITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP hilarious. If you TITTYWANK Want facts, go on JACKASS SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BANGKOK be offended, don't read BEAVER the freaking GOD DAMN article anyway.

pen0r SHITSLINGING '"`UNIQ--nowiki-000000FE-QINU`"'DAMN'"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000100-QINU`"' FUCKING BASEBALL BUNG-HOLE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSCRACK BANGKOK DAMN

HOSER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BATMAN & ROBIN FUCK YOU TITS FUCKING CUNT DUMBASS CAMEL JOCKEY SPIC GYPSY TUBA POLESMOKER RUSTY TROMBONE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA EAT MY SHIT! JOHNNY NEGRO BALL SACK BOOBS PIG LET'S SHIT BOON BASTARD COCKSUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JACKASS DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT FIST FUCK JIGGABOO SHIT SHITPISSER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT CAMEL FUCKER JACK OFF CC PLZ RAPE VAGINA GOD DAMN BASTARD ASS FASCIST SUITCASE PENIS SHITE BATHING SUIT AREA HOMO BASTARD CUNT CRAPPER JUNGLE BUNNY GO HOME AND DIE GREASER CUNT CRAPPER FUCK DYKE P'KANG SHIT DAMN 666 WANK YOU SUCK BALLS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNTBUCKET WANK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HOSER SAND NIGGER SHITE TITTIES TITWANK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CRAPFUCKER BOB SAGET PENIS SHITBALLS FUCK JACKASS [Insert yet another person's name here] ASS YOGHURT CANNON SOD DIPSHIT FUCK DAMMIT DICKHEAD FUCKFACE GOBSHITE RECTUM RAIDER POMMIE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHITE PEOPLE WIENER CROTCH PUNANI ASSFACE LET'S SHIT WANKER [Insert swear here] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITTYWANK CRAP ON A STICK FLYING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT BLUMPKIN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUM SON OF A BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE GREASER FLYING FUCK SHITPISSER BAD MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT PISS ARTIST CUNTBUCKET FROG BALLS QUEEF BOOBS FUCK YOU ASSHAT MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK PENIS FLYING FUCK KAFFIR BUTTFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES GOAT DICK TITTYWANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POMMIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SOAPY TITWANK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BALLS SHIT DOT HEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JAP PISS DAMN ASSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT JIGGABOO BORDER HOPPER WANK CONAN O'BRIAN INBRED JAP COMMUNION WAFER FUCK YOU FUCK COCK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN FUCK YOU SOAPY TITWANK MOTHERFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MILF DUMBASS COON TENTACLE RAPE FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! CUNTYMINTS BUKKAKE SHITBALLS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SCUMBUCKET PUNANI VAGINA MOCCASINS BUGGER OFF CUNTRAG CC PLZ TWAT SHITFACE ORGASM FUCK ASS HELLFIRE RAPE NIGGER BANGKOK DILDO CLIT FUCKING CHIGGER FOUR-EYES SCROTUM JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSWIPE BITCH WANK BLUMPKIN TAFFY TWAT SHIT CRAP ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN FELCHMONKEY FUCKING A TOSSER CRAPPY SHIT DICKFACE ARSE CUNT CRAPPER ASS ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU MASTURBATION WANKER SUCK MY DICK ALEX TREBEK AUTOFELLATIO PEDOPHILIA [expletive deleted] BASTARD BUTT PIRATE GANGBANG SPUNK FUCKER CHRISTHUMPER PISS JERK OFF CUNT WIGGER BONER PUSSYLICKER GO HOME AND DIE TOWELHEAD YOUR MOM FUCKWIT EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKER ARSE MOCKIE SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS TITWANK FAG BELGIUM PISS ARTIST pen0r [EXPLETIVE] DICKHEAD DICK IN A BOX CHINK DELICIOUS CAKE BASKETBALL PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JERRY DUNE COON DAMN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WANK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAGO WOP DAGO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FLYING FUCK BOOBS TITTIES CHOAD SHITSLINGING ASS I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT FAGGOT DIRTY SANCHEZ I AM CORNHOLIO! CUNT [expletive deleted] TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT SCUMBAG ASSWIPE BUNG-HOLE SHITTY ASS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK HO LAKE TITICACA JOHN ELWAY SEX PIG BULLSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKHEAD GOATSE KRAUT BOOBS GENITALIA COCK COCK EARS OF CHRIST CHINK DAMN COCKSHITTER FUCKER DICKLICK FASHION BUG JACK OFF MONKEY'S UNCLE NIGNOG HELL BONER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MASTURBATION PUNANI DOUCHEBAG FRAK RAPE PIECE OF SHIT FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JIGGABOO PISS OFF BALL SACK DAMN TWAT GOD DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK CUNNILINGUS SAND NIGGER SUCK MY COCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKTARD BLOWJOB CC PLZ DIPSHIT DAGO ASSHOLE ROSIE O'DONNELL PRICK KIKE SHITBALLS BLOWJOB SCUMBUCKET SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER HOMO BOOBIES DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE KIKE WIENER TOSSER BASTARD COON JUSTIN BIEBER SLOPE PIECE OF SHIT TURD WANK CUNT ALEX TREBEK WANK BOOBS YID GOD DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT PISSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNTRAG CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO WIGGER MASTURBATION SHUT UP, MEG! YOU WANKER DAMN IT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITCUNTING FUCKFACE FELLATIO SHITHEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RAT'S COCK NAZI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JAP YOU WANKER ASSCRACK BITCH DICKWAD CONDOMS SHITTY BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF PRICK CAMEL JOCKEY PISS OFF DILDO SHITSLINGING JAP ASSBANDIT BITCH CHALICE DOUCHE NAZI DICK IN A BOX SEMEN REDSKIN ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE DAMN FUCKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES DICK FUCKING SACRAMENTO SHIT TOWELHEAD VAGINA BOON SHITHEAD CUNT KIKE TWAT FLYING FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SEMEN BASTARD SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSWIPE BASTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SOD OFF FUCKHEAD FUCKER DAMN ASSHAT CRAPMUNCHER MARY WHITEHOUSE RECTUM RAIDER FRITZ FUCK OFF JAP JERRY PISS ARTIST ARSE SPANK THE MONKEY JIZZ ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ CARPET MUNCHER DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GOD DAMMIT FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT POLAK CRAP NIGGER BUTTFUCKER SHIT SHIT DICK CHICKEN RAT'S ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HO FUCK OFF FELLATIO BULLSHIT FUCK OFF POTTYMOUTH PAKI KNOBJOCKEY ASS DUMBASS FUCK DICKFACE CUNTYMINTS WIENER BUTTFUCKER HONKY MONASTERIES MASTURBATION GENITALIA CUNTSWILLING CUM ASS PISS ASSRAMMER TRANNY SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT CONDOMS COCKSMOKER SOD BALL SACK HOMO ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT RICK MORANIS O CANADA FROG INBRED BEAVER SCROTUM PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD WANK SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTT PIRATE SOD I WILL KILL YOU! INBRED CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO SAGGY TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS ARTIST PIECE OF SHIT FUCK FELLATIO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT RICK MORANIS QUEEF QUEEF RICK MORANIS COCKGOBLIN SHITFACE JIZZ CUNNILINGUS RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! ASSWIPE COON BALL SACK WEHATEMARIO CHOAD ASS FUCK PISS ARTIST FUCKING BASEBALL SIGMUND FREUD I WILL KILL YOU! BEAVER HELLFIRE FENCE JUMPER FAGGOT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FELCHING FUCKING WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! LAKE TITICACA [expletive deleted] SUCK A BIG DICK DONKEY DICK PISS SHITTY REDSKIN ASSHOLE ASSWIPE ALEX TREBEK DAMN GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE WALRUS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE PISS OFF MY ASS CRAP ON A STICK BALLS YOU WANKER NAZI RICK MORANIS TITTIES SAND NIGGER JAP RAT'S COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RAPE ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT PISS UP MY ARSE DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT BONER SEX DONKEY PUNCHER SON OF A BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HOSER TOSSER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DIRTY SANCHEZ SPUNK DICKFACE MARCH OF FLAMES DAMNATION CHENEY NAZI DAMN IT SUCK MY DICK SHITTY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHOAD FUCKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS MONKEY SHIT DAGO ASSHAT ASSHAT FROG CUNT SUCK MY DICK JIGGABOO FELCHING PENISBIRD GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK INCEST MICK FELLATIO TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT REBECCA BLACK SCUMBAG EXTRA LONG PENIS BLUMPKIN I'LL RAPE YOU BUGFUCK CHOAD REDSKIN MAMA MIA ASS WIGGER MOCCASINS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLYING FUCK ASS CUNNILINGUS DAMN PENISBIRD WANK WIENER JACKASS ANUSCAKE PIECE OF SHIT MICK ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK WANK I AM CORNHOLIO! SAMUEL L. JACKSON DIRTY SANCHEZ LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHIT SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT BIGNOSE FELLATIO ASS FASCIST MONKEY'S UNCLE JOHNNY DYKE PUSSY PAKI SHITFACE BIGNOSE BOON BITCH POOPY NIPPLES DICK DEVELOPERS! DONKEY PUNCHER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITHEAD CUNT SHITFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITE HOMO FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKHEAD SPUNK GOAT DICK CUNT BOOBS DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT WIGGER NIGGER TITS DUMBASS BRITNEY TOSSER WOP CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCUMBAG BOOBS JACKASS SHITFUCKER GRIS FUCKHEAD MICK TWAT BLUE PENIS! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PISS OFF DELICIOUS CAKE GRIS RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS GOOK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUGGER OFF and with the CLIT and his WOP of girraffes in which MOCKIE while reading about BIG FOOT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CLIT