Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOOK'AUTOFELLATIO'WANK'NI'BALLS'TENTACLE RAPE'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BIGNOSE neurochemical FUCK disorder FELLATIO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT, sudden CRAP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHICKEN SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MONKEY'S UNCLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BEAVER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SPUNK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FEMADOM NIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MARGARET THATCHER utterFUCKance of socially CUNT LAPPER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YOU television programs to address SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is JAP not to be FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD confused with IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KAFFIR random DAMN disorientation, culturally-ASSFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOZILLA FIREFOX outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local INBRED language, [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK ORGASM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN IT souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities FLYING RAT'S ASS of ANAL DIABETES ORGASM garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The COCKSUCKER Tourette's WANKSPLAT Research Institute was CAMEL FUCKER founded to BONER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITWANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOT HEAD article EPIDIDYMIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHOAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITBALLS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POOPOO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers MOCCASINS swear. You can INJUN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TV, for always focusing on the BITCH bad side of a terrible SHITE thing.
• The main P'KANG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAGO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITFACE knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ANAL DIABETES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JENKEM school for TWAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HOLY DUMB FUCK sufferers to become DOUCHEBAG manically depressed and WANK commit THIS IS SPARTA! suicide.
• There is no JOHNNY cure, and the SUCK MY DICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUNG-HOLE tics often have adverse JUSTIN BIEBER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKER perodol" which caused my entire CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT body to go CUNT numb and ASS LICKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than TWO-INCH PENIS it is without the FUCKING drug.

I am an active member of a ASSWIPE tourette syndrome FELCHMONKEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM the BUGGER OFF public view of Tourettes as a "FELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRAP ON A STICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SOD OFF sorry for NAZI "hi-jacking" your FUCKSTAIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CRAPMUNCHER this that really TITS annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMMIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BRITNEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MICK, and making fun of a GYPSY horrible disorder is (not) FRENCH TICKLER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA time.

Best FUCKING A regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As TIENANMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. WANKSPLAT Regards to Andrew YID Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The PISS OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKFACE punch him if you BLISTERING BARNACLES want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU and NAZI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOT HEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOON BAND WITH 4 NEGRO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A RAT'S ASS HORSE! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'S HOUSE

How BUTTFUCKER to DOG SHIT cure SUGAR the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUM for BULLSHIT Tourette's TITTYWANK Syndrome CUNT is FENCE JUMPER following CUNT these CARPET MUNCHER rules SEMEN in SPUNK order:

• 1: Avoid HOLY DUMB FUCK immature AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI little CLEMEN kids,
• 2: Count to ASS within EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA 10 INBREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM nor HELL talk,
• 4: Tell DICKFACE yourself you SHITFUCKER don't JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE have GIVING HEAD this DICK IN A BOX disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FEATURED WITH NASTY NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT last straw HOLY DUMB FUCK!

I fucking put HOMO' my comment at the TOP OF THE FENCE JUMPER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WIKIPEDIA the TOP OF BITCH THIS FUCKING BASEBALL ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSWIPE offensive. HELL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POMMIE people who try CUNTBUCKET to battle GOBSHITE'ASSCRACK that tight-ass GANGBANG 17-year-SHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JOHN SMILEY FACE it now, but someone said FRENCH TICKLER' ASSWIPE SHITFACE'SCROTUM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING [expletive deleted] is a laughing MONKEY SHIT matter. Plus there PORCH MONKEY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are FELCHING articles BITCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POLESMOKER stuff. So TAMPON IN MY ASS that means SHIT stop getting mad at the PUSSY first part too and FUCK talking about the VAGINA letter that it's FENCE JUMPER mocking (what DILDO letter? I don't even know what P'KANG the heck you're talking about). Adrian CROTCH hi self BOOBIES even made a really TITMOUSE good point. "It's CLUSTERFUCK nothing more VENEREAL DISEASE from a head nod to a HOSER knee tick". DIPSHIT. Which I'll add CRAPMUNCHER onto PEARL NECKLACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKSTAIN suffer that BOB SAGET much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes VENEREAL DISEASE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUGGER be, because if I were a CUM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKBAG hilarious. If you YOU WANKER Want facts, go on BUTT-HEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FOUR-EYES be offended, don't read MOCCASINS the freaking BUTT-FOR-BRAINS article anyway.

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS COON CLEMEN TURD FUCKTARD BITCH FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT suck my mothers BLUE PENIS! MILF COMMUNIST DILDO DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFUCKER FEWMETS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TITWANK TALK PAGES BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKFACE HELL SUCK MY COCK BUTT PIRATE BULLSHIT HELL MALL SANTA COCK BOOBIES BLOWJOB HADJI RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN NIGGER SHITE CARPET MUNCHER PRICK CRAPMUNCHER JAP ABO ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD JACKASS ASS NIGNOG BOLLOCKS HO CAPTAIN CRUNCH RAPE SHIT SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS BEANER TITWANK ASS ANAL FUCKSTAIN FUCKING BASEBALL ASSCRACK PISSHOLE HADJI GO HOME AND DIE SPANK THE MONKEY GIVING HEAD TWAT MICK SHIT TITS & DICKS CHIGGER BULLSHIT DESU BUKKAKE MARY WHITEHOUSE HELLFUCKER SHIT CUNNILINGUS [expletive deleted] HELL COMMUNIST DILDO MAMA MIA THERE IS A CABAL ASSCRACK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the BUTTFUCKER and his CHIGGER of girraffes in which BUTT PIRATE while reading about SPICY CUNT FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS LICKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOOK