Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK YOU'POLAK'SHITCOCK'PEEPEE'GRINGO'MONKEY BALLS'JACKASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ABO neurochemical FUCK disorder ORGASM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIGGER, sudden FUCK OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FENCE JUMPER or ASSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly INCEST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITTIES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT POMMIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DYKE utterFUCKance of socially CUNNILINGUS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK OFF television programs to address POLAK Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is CUNT not to be TITTYWANK confused with MONKEY BALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TAFFY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE random ASS disorientation, culturally-666-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUTTFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSCRACK language, TIMBER NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive FELLATIO quantities DICK CHICKEN of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the SOD Author:

The ALEX TREBEK Tourette's FROG'S FAT ASS Research Institute was RANDY TRAVIS founded to NIPPLES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAGO article CUNT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POTTYMOUTH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSHAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about LOGJAMMER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourrette's sufferers SOD OFF swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHRISTHUMPER TV, for always focusing on the PENIS bad side of a terrible CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT thing.
• The main DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SCROTUM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BASTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small AMERICA ONLINE knee MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HOLY DUMB FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COLGATE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for JAP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITTY sufferers to become INCEST manically depressed and I'LL RAPE YOU commit QUEEF suicide.
• There is no SHIT cure, and the CLUSTERFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the BLUMPKIN tics often have adverse GOD DAMMIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DIRTY SANCHEZ perodol" which caused my entire BOLLOCKS body to go PISS ARTIST numb and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than SUITCASE PENIS it is without the JENKEM drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHEBAG tourette syndrome JUNGLE BUNNY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMN the CRAPMUNCHER public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CAMEL FUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for SCRATCH! GROUNDER! "hi-jacking" your INBRED entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN IT this that really COON annoys me. I am working towards a ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MACACA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SMEG, and making fun of a KIKE horrible disorder is (not) WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITBALLS time.

Best BUTT-FOR-BRAINS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WALRUS SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIENANMEN SQUARE reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. PENISFUCK Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The DYKE bastard who wrote this article. You can WOP punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS OFF saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my RAGHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POLACK and CHINK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with VAGINA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) YUKY DOODY BAND WITH 4 666 MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FRIG HORSE! WIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WIGGER'S HOUSE

How SUCK MY COCK to SEX cure ASS the DILDO Tourette's TWO-INCH PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING FUCKFUCKER for ARSE Tourette's POMMIE Syndrome PEARL NECKLACE is ASS following BULLSHIT these MILF rules SONNY BILL WILLIAMS in BOOBS order:

• 1: Avoid SLOPE immature TAFFY little FUCK YOU kids,
• 2: Count to PEARL NECKLACE within CUNTRAG 10 SHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your LIMEY SHITBALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

nor RAPE talk,

• 4: Tell TOSSER yourself you HOLY DUMB FUCK don't BITCH have SPICY CUNT FUCK this FUCKING FUCKFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE WITH NASTY FUCK YOU DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAT'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WIGGER last straw NIGGER TITS!

I fucking put SAGGY TITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICK TITS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF HELL THIS TITTIES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSHAT offensive. BAD MOTHERFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to REDNECK people who try BULLSHIT to battle ANUSCAKE'DONKEY DICK that tight-ass POMMIE 17-year-FLAMING ASS BADGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMN it now, but someone said JACKASS' PUSSY CRAP'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WIENER is a laughing NICARAGUA matter. Plus there FEMADOM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WHITE RIGHTS Uncyclopedia, there are CHUFF articles BUGFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So FUCKFACE that means TACO stop getting mad at the GUMDROPS first part too and WILLY WONKA talking about the CUNT letter that it's COCKSUCKER mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what IT'S OVER 9000! the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKSTAIN hi self POLESMOKER even made a really 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT good point. "It's JACKASS SHIT nothing more WOP from a head nod to a MAMA MIA knee tick". HITLER. Which I'll add NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! onto STEVE BALLMER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHING suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITCOCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MACACA be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOCCASINS hilarious. If you JUMPING JESUS!!! Want facts, go on HORSE SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK OFF be offended, don't read O KURWA! the freaking JACKASS SHIT article anyway.

SCUMBAG TWAT BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BEAVER CLIT BUTTFUCKER THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING A

FELLATIO MALARKY CUNT POMMIE BALLS TITS FLYING FUCK BUTT-HEAD SOD SEMPRINI INCEST BELGIUM PIGFUCKER CUM HOSER SHITPISSER DAMNATION DOG SHIT FOUR-EYES LIMEY BULLSHIT TACO WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD GOBSHITE ASSCRACK SLITTY EYES RAGHEAD SHITE SNUFF PORN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHOLE FUCKING ANAL DIABETES QUEEF TITTYWANK FUCKING PORCH MONKEY COCKSTUFFER WANKSPLAT JIZZ DICKFACE ASS NIPPLES [Insert swear here] SPIC SHITCUNTING FLAMEVIPER BASTARD RAT'S ASS FRED PHELPS HELL I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT BUTTFUCKER CUNT BOOBS FUCKING WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE DOG SHIT PIGFUCKER BALLS BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN SHITFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MASTURBATION WANK BASTARD FLYING FUCK EAT MY SHIT! FUCKWIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING BASEBALL PISS SHITFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! CHRISTHUMPER FRED PHELPS BASTARD CRAP DUMBASS DONKEY PUNCHER KIDDY FIDDLER NECROPHILIA DICKHEAD DOUCHING DYKE PISS REDNECK NEGRO FUCK BEANER TACO BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER TOSSER SHUT UP, MEG! HOSER SHITTY RAPE SUCK MY DICK JESSE McCARTNEY DONKEY PUNCHER HELL RAT'S ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HORSE PENIS TOWELHEAD CUNNILINGUS FELCHING FENCE JUMPER FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST MASTURBATION CHRISTHUMPER ANAL DIABETES DAMN TOSSER KRAUT SHITFUCKER INBRED TITS & DICKS ASSRAPING WALRUS SHIT DEVELOPERS! YOU WANKER NIGGER TAFFY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK BOB SAGET TURD CAMEL JOCKEY GANGBANG DOUCHE MALL SANTA POLACK HELL WANK AY-AY-AY SCROTUM GANGBANG FELCHING FRAK CHENEY CRAPFUCKER DOG SHIT DOT HEAD MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT DOG FUCKER SHITCOCK WANK BITCH CROTCH PISS OFF TAMPONS PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK RUSTY TROMBONE DIPSHIT ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY BOLLOCKS RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY DICKFACE BITCH POOPOO BITCH HOT GRITS GOOK SOD NIPPLES WANK TOSSER PUSSYLICKER CHINK SMEG GANGBANG DICK TITS BONER VENEREAL DISEASE BATHING SUIT AREA AUTOFELLATIO FLYING FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TIT SPRINKLES CLUSTERFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AY-AY-AY BITCH DOUCHEBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS LICKER STEVE BALLMER LOGJAMMER DAMN GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD NIPPLES RAPE SCUMBAG FELLATIO FUCK DONGSHOVER BASTARD FRAK FUCKING ASS CHRISTMAS TREES FUCKBAG DICKHEAD SHITTY COCKSHITTER PAKI CLEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN PISS GANGBANG SCROTUM BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK PISS CLEMEN KAFFIR POTTYMOUTH SHITFUCKER FELCHMONKEY MOCKIE BASTARD SHITHEAD SHITBALLS HELL SHITE NAZI SHITSLINGING PISS OFF DAMN BITCH DUMBASS BEAVER PISS ARTIST CUNT LAPPER BOOBIES CUNT BALLS CLUSTERFUCK FENCE JUMPER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS P'KANG FAG FUCK SCROTUM DICKWAD YOU WANKER BELLEND EMO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKSTAIN PAKI CLIT HOSER SHITE GENITALIA YOU WANKER RECTUM RAIDER ASSFACE FUCK YOU FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD INJUN DAMN ASSCRACK POLAK D'OH BOOBS RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SEX DICKHEAD HELL WALRUS SHIT TIMBER NIGGER PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS CHING CHONG CHINK DOG SHIT DAGO BIGNOSE DAMN MOLDY TITS BLUE PENIS! FUCK BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT DICKHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE SHITFACE SUITCASE PENIS BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN PRICK ORANGE TURTLE SHITSLINGING FUCK BUGFUCK BASTARD DICKFACE KRAUT EXTRA LONG PENIS GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES HOSER DAMN NIPPLES ASS LICKER FUDGEPACKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSBANDIT SPUNK GOD DAMN MELAMINE CLUSTERFUCK SHIT TURD PORCH MONKEY JERK OFF SACRAMENTO PUNANI SUGARTITS CUNNILINGUS RAGHEAD CHALICE BIRD SHIT BITCH COCKSHITTER CUM SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER WIENER CUNT GENITALIA GOATSE MACACA NEGRO Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ABO MILF COCKSUCKER RAPE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BOOBS FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS AMERICA ONLINE ASSCRACK TITWANK BUTT PIRATE FUCKER RAT'S COCK WOODPECKERSHIT CHAV DUMBASS FUCKFUCKFUCK DIPSHIT SHITFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY NEOPETS GOD DAMN DOG SHIT P'KANG DARTH VADER NIPPLES VENEREAL DISEASE PUNANI COCKSMOKER CUNTBUCKET DAMN FLYING FUCK FIRECROTCH BITCH DAMMIT FUCK OFF WIENER RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN ASS LICKER CHICKEN SHIT WANK BLUMPKIN ORGASM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GARBAGE DAY! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK GYPSY FUCKBAG SHIT BUTTFUCKER RAPE HOMO DAMN PUNANI JACKASS SHIT RAPE FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD TITTYWANK DOUCHE COCKSHITTER SHIT WANKER ASS TWISTY VAGINA JERRY HORSE PENIS FAGGOT CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SEX TITS DALAI LAMA FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN FRENCH TICKLER BOOBS NIGNOG SUCK MY COCK SHITE DOUCHING ASSFACE ASS COON WETBACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE WILLY WONKA SHIT RAT'S COCK DAMN IT RAPE CHICKEN FRIES COCKSHITTER PRICK DAMN DOT HEAD INBRED BUGFUCK ABO INCEST LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKER PAGE BLANKING DICKFACE TOSSER CUNT SEMEN FUCKSTAIN HOT GRITS BIRD IN THE HOUSE HORSE SHIT DAMNATION DOUCHE NAZI JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKING FUCKSTAIN CUM SEX HOMO WOODPECKERSHIT CONDOMS ASS BITCH PUNANI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ANAL MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE COCK RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSCRACK FUCKWIT CHIGGER GENITALIA BONER INBRED CUNT FUCK OFF PISSHOLE CUNT SHITE SUCK MY DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICK TITS RECTUM RAIDER CUNNILINGUS FUCKING HENTAI pen0r WANK DICK DICK CHAV NAZI FUCKFACE BUTT PIRATE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS TITTYWANK CUNT SOD SCROTUM FUCK SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE LOLCAT ALF DONGSHOVER DIPSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY PEDOPHILIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HORSE SHIT BLUE PENIS! FUCKHEAD FUCKER PUSSY PEDOPHILIA SEMEN CRACKER SHIT SON OF A BITCH FRITZ PRICK CUNT JACKASS GOD DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH DAMMIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIGGER RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKBAG KIDDY FIDDLER BITCH OLD CHRIST OF A NIPPLES BUGFUCK FUCKFACE SHITBALLS SHIT HELLFIRE ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER CRAP SUCK A BIG DICK DELICIOUS CAKE ASSWIPE SAND NIGGER DAMN SCROTUM SHIT DIPSHIT BITCH BATMAN & ROBIN FUCK OFF DICKHEAD QUEEF DAMN SUGARTITS SMILES MONKEY BALLS VAGINA FUCK NUGGET ASS FASCIST SEX JESSE McCARTNEY CHUFF YOGHURT CANNON [expletive deleted] PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPIC SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HELL WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT FUCKWIT SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS CUNT HORSE PENIS CUNTBUCKET PISS OFF MY ASS CRAPFUCKER WETBACK NORTH KOREA ASSHAT SUITCASE PENIS SHITHEAD TITMOUSE AUTOFELLATIO WILLY WONKA GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CROTCH NAZI SUCK A BIG DICK CHICKEN SHIT PISSHOLE HOT GRITS OH SHI– GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TITMOUSE NEGRO SCUMBUCKET ASSFACE REDSKIN YOUR MOM STEVE BALLMER PISS DOUCHETITS FUCKING 666 COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHIT BANGKOK FUCKHEAD VAGINA NECROPHILIA WANK INCEST PISS BULLSHIT IN SACREMENT PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HELL PIECE OF SHIT CHICKEN FRIES BOOBS ASS FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD SHITTY JACKASS FUCKTARD JACK OFF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA REDNECK VENEREAL DISEASE CONAN O'BRIAN PAKI DARTH VADER STEVE BALLMER VENEREAL DISEASE SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH CRACKER PISSHOLE JERK OFF COON FUCKER SHITSLINGING POLACK CUNTSWILLING DIRTY SANCHEZ DOG SHIT KRAUT VAGINA FUCK YOU CRACKER DOUCHEBAG BONER GOD DAMN YOU SUCK BALLS OH SHI– KRAUT NICARAGUA FAGGOT COLGATE BEANER ARSE NIPPLES FUCK YOU SHITE GOATSE HORSE SHIT TACO SHITFACE FUCKTARD GOAT DICK DAGO CAMEL JOCKEY DOUCHEBAG ASSRAMMER DICKHEAD WOP BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKLICK BITCH GOOK BITCH BITCH VAGINA WIKIPEDIA PISS OFF PISS OFF FUCK OFF PENISFUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITHEAD TENTACLE RAPE INCEST CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA BLOWJOB JACKASS FUCKSTAIN CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! P'KANG TACO FUCK NUGGET POOPY DICKHEAD ASS SHIT FOUR-EYES FELCHING SACRAMENTO CRAP HELLFUCKER FELLATIO TITS & DICKS SHITFACE HELL PECKERHEAD GANGBANG SCROTUM SCUMBAG BULLSHIT ALF HELL FUCK ANAL TWAT POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD BONER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SPIC PROTESTS HORSE SHIT PEACEFUL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT GOBSHITE DICK IN A BOX WANK DICK ASS MOCCASINS CRAP FOREIGN CURRENCY HORSE PENIS TWAT LET'S SHIT MALL SANTA PIGS MIGHT FLY DICKHEAD HONKY CUNT INBRED FOOTBALL FUCKFACE ASS BUNG-HOLE MALARKY DAMN DICK CHICKEN BIG FOOT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT COON SHIT BALLS HENTAI TWO-INCH PENIS ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS HONKY ASSWIPE RAPE BOLLOCKS AUTOFELLATIO SHIT LIKE A HORSE CHINK [Insert silly non-swear here] WHORE ASS DAMN FUCKER COLGATE DAMMIT PRICK BEAVER RAPE DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RAT'S ASS NIGGER BUGFUCK FELCHING BUGGER ASSRAPING TONY LA RUSSA YOU pen0r MONKEY BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU CHUFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JENKEM BITCH HOSER AUTOFELLATIO WANK ABORTIONS FOR ALL MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT CRIMETHINK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY'S UNCLE HORSE SHIT SHITFUCKER FOUR-EYES INBRED BUGFUCK NIGGER CUNT FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD CUNT BASTARD FUCK INCEST ASSFACE DOUCHE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKER MILF GENITALIA TWISTY VAGINA TONY LA RUSSA TENTACLE RAPE FAG FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JUNGLE BUNNY SPIC DESU SHIT SEX PISSHOLE SHITFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK TIMBER NIGGER DOUCHE SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FRED PHELPS FROG WHORE BASTARD DEVELOPERS! ASS PISS OFF MY ASS ASS ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE PISSHOLE SCUMBUCKET BULLSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS SIGMUND FREUD FRENCH TICKLER SHITHEAD PISS ASSFACE RHODESIA YOU WANKER FUCKTARD BONER P'KANG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPUNK BONG CUNT KNOBJOCKEY SHITFACE HADJI SHITTY DOUCHEBAG BITCH PAKI DAMN DOUCHEBAG GRINGO MALARKY GANGBANG HELL [expletive deleted] FRIG HELL DICKFACE BITCH BUGGER TURD CRAPMUNCHER HORSE SHIT ASS MILF CUNT PISS ARTIST ASS BIBLE BASHER SIGMUND FREUD NIGGER TITS MICK MICK FUCK YOU DIPSHIT GO HOME AND DIE BITCH SPIC CLIT BEAVER RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK BALL SACK TOSSER TWISTY VAGINA JOHN ELWAY HELL MONKEY'S UNCLE BEAVER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JUNGLE BUNNY YUKY DOODY DONKEY DICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CC PLZ and with the FRIG and his BUKKAKE of girraffes in which CRAPPY while reading about JIZZ!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SCUMBAG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH