Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HELL'MACACA'HELLFIRE'MARGARET THATCHER'DELICIOUS CAKE'ASSCRACK'PICKANINNY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MARCH OF FLAMES neurochemical FUCK disorder TENTACLE RAPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SOD OFF, sudden MASTICATION FOR THE NATION m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTTFUCKER or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CLIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCKSHITTER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS ARTIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK FAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GENITALIA utterFUCKance of socially ASSWIPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BANGKOK television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette's is HENTAI not to be ASSFACE confused with RUSKIE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITHEAD random JACKASS disorientation, culturally-SAMUEL L. JACKSON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CAMEL JOCKEY language, MASTURBATION and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKBAG CARPET MUNCHER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIKIPEDIA souvenir shoppes and massive PISS OFF quantities ASSHAT of ANAL DIABETES CARPET MUNCHER garbage.

Darnit.

A JERK OFF Polite Note to the BAT FUCK INSANE Author:

The SHITE Tourette's POMMIE Research Institute was AMERICA ONLINE founded to ARFENHOUSE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP article SHITSLIDE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CLEMEN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TALK PAGES Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can JACK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITE TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! thing.
• The main BUTT PIRATE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MARCH OF FLAMES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCUMBUCKET' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DONKEY DICK knee MALL SANTA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JIZZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TACO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKBAG school for HOMO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COLGATE sufferers to become PORCH MONKEY manically depressed and ARSE commit DONKEY PUNCHER suicide.
• There is no ANUSCAKE cure, and the GANGBANG drugs that are available to, "calm" the WOP tics often have adverse SCROTUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SEX perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMMIT body to go PISS ARTIST numb and REBECCA BLACK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHIGGER it is without the PEARL NECKLACE drug.

I am an active member of a SPIC tourette syndrome TAMPONS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSRAPING the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PRICK sorry for JACKASS "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HITLER this that really JESUS FUCKING CHRIST annoys me. I am working towards a DIPSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this KRAUT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DIPSHIT, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) BUGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLEMEN time.

Best BUTTFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHING CHONG CHINK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Regards to Andrew NAZI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The REDEEMING VALUE bastard who wrote this article. You can JACKASS punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WETBACK saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my MONKEY BALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SOD OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ORGASM and FUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POOPOO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SEMPRINI BAND WITH 4 FUCKING A MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUCHEBAG HORSE! SOD OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SOD OFF'S HOUSE

How GOD DAMN to FLYING RAT'S ASS cure CHOAD the MASTURBATION Tourette's CRAPFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MACACA for DICK Tourette's ASSWIPE Syndrome CUNTRAG is MONKEY SHIT following DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT these DILDO rules POLACK in DONGSHOVER order:

• 1: Avoid LAKE TITICACA immature CLUSTERFUCK little SEX kids,
• 2: Count to CROTCH within GOD DAMMIT 10 NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN BUGGER GOD DAMN nor FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKSTAIN yourself you UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! don't FUCKER have CUNTSWILLING this BAD MOTHERFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POMMIE WITH NASTY BONER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SOD OFF last straw WANK!

I fucking put ASSWIPE' my comment at the TOP OF THE TAMPON IN MY ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LIMEY the TOP OF SEX THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DUMBASS offensive. BUGFUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKSTAIN people who try RAT'S COCK to battle NIGNOG'STUDENT RIOTS that tight-ass RAT'S COCK 17-year-FUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIGGER it now, but someone said WOODPECKERSHIT' FUCKSTAIN PUSSY'DUMBASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELLFIRE is a laughing ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CROTCH Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles BOOBIES about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So SUCK MY DICK that means I'LL RAPE YOU stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE first part too and LIMEY talking about the HELL letter that it's NIGGER mocking (what DOODIE HEAD letter? I don't even know what CAMEL JOCKEY the heck you're talking about). Adrian CLUSTERFUCK hi self FIST FUCK even made a really FEWMETS good point. "It's LET'S SHIT nothing more PISS from a head nod to a FUCK knee tick". TITTIES. Which I'll add SHITE onto TWAT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUDGEPACKER suffer that CHOAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LIMEY be, because if I were a COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSHAT hilarious. If you FIST FUCK Want facts, go on MILF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICKHEAD be offended, don't read CUNT the freaking RAT'S COCK article anyway.

SHITE CUNT MONASTERIES BOOBS DYKE PORCH MONKEY LET'S SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITSLINGING PORCH MONKEY

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DAMMIT FRITZ RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH TAFFY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITE SHITSLINGING FELLATIO DAMN BEAVER FUCKBAG FELLATIO BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FRITZ CARPET MUNCHER PISS OFF BLUMPKIN OLD CHRIST OF A PISS ARTIST PORCUPINE'S BALLS EXTRA LONG PENIS SHIT PISS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHENEY FROG'S FAT ASS JACK OFF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD TRANNY FAG SHITTY BOOBS BITCH JOHNNY RAINBOWS TAMPONS VENEREAL DISEASE CLUSTERFUCK ORGASM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE MONKEY SHIT BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE BITCH DUMBASS WIGGER BEAVER BUKKAKE FUCKFUCKFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX [Insert swear here] CROTCH ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBAG COON ASSHAT CUNT TAMPONS DONKEY DICK ANAL DIABETES CLUSTERFUCK CLIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE SUITCASE PENIS FUCKING A LENS CRAFTERS FUCK OFF FUCKING JUMP! CUNT CUNT BOOBIES DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT DUNE COON CUNT DUMBASS WANK CUNT DAMN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS POLAK JAP PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT FAGGOT ORGASM I AM CORNHOLIO! CLEMEN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! FAG BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! DAMN IT WANKSPLAT ASS CRAP ON A STICK FEWMETS O CANADA ASS SHITE PISS OFF PISS ARTIST NIGGER ASSHOLE FAG ASS MASTURBATION WANK GRAPE PENIS SHIT FUCK TAMPONS DOUCHING JACK OFF DOG FUCKER FAGGOT BLESSED DAMN SAINT BEANER PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF FUCK WIENER SHITE CHUFF SHIT ASSWIPE TOWELHEAD DICKHEAD NEGRO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY SPIC DOUCHING POMMIE FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CLEMEN FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK BATHING SUIT AREA VAGINA ASSHOLE SHITTY RAPE SAND NIGGER DICKLICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TACO SHIT HELL AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKSUCKER MOLDY TITS COON POLACK FUCKSTAIN CHENEY BITCH GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK MOTHERFUCKER WIENER BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF ANAL WANK FRIG CUNT DOT HEAD HORSE SHIT WANK PISSHOLE SHITSLINGING SAND NIGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS BALLS SCUMBAG I WILL END YOU! LET'S SHIT CRAPMUNCHER CHUFF FROG'S FAT ASS TITS CUNT CRAPPER BENCH PRESS FROG NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FUCKING A PEDOPHILIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOG SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY BLISTERING BARNACLES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BOOBS POLESMOKER JOHN ELWAY BALLS CUNT SON OF A BITCH ORGASM SPUNK CLIT DOUCHING CLIT BUGGER YOU WANKER PISSHOLE YOU WANKER FEWMETS suck my mothers FUCK TITS & DICKS MARY WHITEHOUSE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCUNTING DOT HEAD JACKASS BIG FOOT BULLSHIT STUDENT PROTESTS DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE PUNANI CUNT CLUSTERFUCK CRIMETHINK GYPSY PUNANI GOATSE CUNT BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE JACK OFF HORSE SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BLISTERING BARNACLES HOSER BITCH DAMN ASSRAMMER LAKE TITICACA I WILL END YOU! CHOAD CLEVELAND STEAMER BUKKAKE MONKEY BALLS COCKSHITTER BITCH BASTARD BALLS FUCK ASS NIGGER FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE FELCHING DAMNED TABERNACLE FIST FUCK SHITPISSER GIVING HEAD HO FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS NECROPHILIA CRACKER FELLATIO DAMN SHITCOCK DICKLICK BEAVER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BOON PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKING ASS AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF GENITALIA HELL COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLCRAP COON SPUNK SHIT BOOBIES SHITTY 666 FUCK SUCK MY COCK GOBSHITE FUCKING BORDER HOPPER PISS PRICK FUCKING TESTICLE CHOKE HITLER CHICKEN SHIT SCROTUM SPUNK DAMN PISS ASSHAT FASHION BUG DIPSHIT ASS SHITHEAD NIPPLES TALK PAGES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MOCCASINS DICKHEAD HORSE PENIS BITCH NIGNOG MASTURBATION BUGGER INBRED ASSCRACK NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN BITCH DICKFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE PUSSY CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD MOCCASINS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT ARSEBADGERS BANGKOK GANGBANG BULLCRAP COCKSMOKER PEDOPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FAG NIGNOG PAKI DOG FUCKER FAGGOT FIRECROTCH SHITSLINGING CUNTSWILLING FAG CUNNILINGUS CHAV JOHN ELWAY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUTTFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MOCKIE BIBLE BASHER BUGFUCK BUGGER FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN DAMN IT CUNTBUCKET DICKHEAD BASTARD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMNED TABERNACLE QUEEF BUGFUCK BENCH PRESS DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE FEMADOM DUMBASS ASSHOLE DILDO BULLSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CRACKER AUTOFELLATIO FROG FUCKWIT DAMN IT SCROTUM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FRIG ASSFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNT FUCK SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT REBECCA BLACK DOUCHE YOU WANKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS ARSE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MOCKIE ASS MONKEY SHIT DUMBASS SNUFF PORN BUKKAKE WANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CROTCH FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT TWAT GOBSHITE RAT'S COCK EAT MY SHIT! GANGBANG O CANADA WIENER JACK ABRAMOFF PEDOPHILIA WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMMIT URINE-GARGLING CUNT POLAK INJUN SUITCASE PENIS BIGNOSE DOUCHE NAZI PUSSY FRAK JOHN SMILEY FACE PIECE OF SHIT BALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HORSE SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAPE FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS BOOBS BITCH SON OF A BITCH FLYING FUCK DILDO SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! [Insert swear here] FUCKFACE NIGGER TITS SHIT CUNT FUCK OFF ASSWIPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWAT YOU BITCH JAP BATHING SUIT AREA DONKEY PUNCHER DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK HELL I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN CRACKER MOZILLA FIREFOX MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS DICKFACE ASSWIPE DEVELOPERS! ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISSHOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JUNGLE BUNNY DOODIE HEAD SAGGY TITS NAZI WIENER [expletive deleted] SEMEN BUNG-HOLE POOPY ASS ASSWIPE DONKEY DICK NIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACKASS FUCKTARD MARGARET THATCHER TITS ASSRAMMER SIGMUND FREUD DELICIOUS CAKE KNOBJOCKEY CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BITCH DIPSHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! FAG ANAL FELLATIO SPICY CUNT FUCK DARTH VADER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOCKIE NEOPETS CRAP ON A STICK SHITBALLS ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN DILDO BASTARD BUTTFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK COMMUNIST DILDO CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS CLEMEN 666 NEOPETS SEX CROTCH HELL CONDOMS FUCK NAZI HORSE PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KAFFIR BASTARD GOAT DICK JENKEM BULLCRAP TITS & DICKS PEARL NECKLACE HENTAI DIPSHIT CHENEY PENIS PENIS SEX YOUR MOM SHITE WANKER ASSFACE FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK AMERICA ONLINE CUNTSWILLING SHITFACE FROG DAMN EMO BALLS CUNT DAMN IT SHITTY TITWANK POMMIE BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER PRICK FUCKER BUGGER WALRUS SHIT BITCH BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TITS & DICKS DAMN ASSWIPE ORGASM LET'S SHIT INBRED NAZI CRAPMUNCHER DRAMA I AM CORNHOLIO! COCKSUCKER BUGGER OFF DOT HEAD CUNTYMINTS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CLUSTERFUCK GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD BIGNOSE FOUR-EYES COCK DICKHEAD PISS OFF FUCK OFF DAMN CUNT I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS BUTT-HOLE EPIDIDYMIS ASSHOLE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAPE FUCKER CRAP ABO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BOON MALARKY BUTT-HEAD WOP BOOBIES ORGASM GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE MILF JACK OFF GOD DAMN POLACK MOTHERFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUGFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE BITCH ASSHOLE GYPSY FUCKHEAD ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD MOLDY TITS FUCK FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE and with the BULLSHIT and his ASS of girraffes in which CHALICE while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ABO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• RAPE