Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK YOU'FRIG'FUCKWIT'PEEPEE'SHITHEAD'PORCH MONKEY'POTTYMOUTH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS LICKER neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTTFUCKER, sudden CRAPMUNCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNTBUCKET or NECROPHILIA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SPICY CUNT FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELLFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JIGGABOO DOUCHE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAPE utterFUCKance of socially FRIG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DONKEY PUNCHER television programs to address NEOPETS Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is 666 not to be ASSWIPE confused with DOUCHEBAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VENEREAL DISEASE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JOHNNY random JAP disorientation, culturally-AUTOFELLATIO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DILDO language, Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING A RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive ASSCRACK quantities SAND NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES IT'S OVER 9000! garbage.

Darnit.

A WHITE RIGHTS Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's PAKI Research Institute was NIGGER founded to MICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HOMO article FUCKTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FROG'S FAT ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSHAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BITCH Tourrette's sufferers HO swear. You can FUCKHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the VAGINA bad side of a terrible ASSCRACK thing.
• The main RAT'S ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SUCK MY COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NECROPHILIA knee RAPE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FEWMETS school for FUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOOK sufferers to become SHITSKIN manically depressed and SHIT commit SHITHEAD suicide.
• There is no TUBA cure, and the RAT'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAT'S ASS tics often have adverse FUCKBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire SHITTY body to go CHOAD numb and ORGASM basically made it NIGGA! worse than HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS it is without the YOU WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT CRAPPER tourette syndrome DOUCHEBAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WIKIPEDIA the BIRD IN THE HOUSE public view of Tourettes as a "CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKSUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HELL sorry for REBECCA BLACK "hi-jacking" your FUCKING A entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS this that really DILDO annoys me. I am working towards a PEDOPHILIA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOBSHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FELCHING, and making fun of a SCUMBUCKET horrible disorder is (not) TIT DIRT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “UNITED KINGDOM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. MOTHERFUCKER Regards to Andrew DAMMIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The ASSWIPE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITSLIDE punch him if you I WILL KILL YOU! want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MARCH OF FLAMES saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUTTFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS and CUNTRAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) EXTRA LONG PENIS BAND WITH 4 CHOAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT HORSE! BUTTFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUTTFUCKER'S HOUSE

How YOU WANKER to CUNT cure SUCK COCKS IN HELL! the SHITCOCK Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TIMBER NIGGER for SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourette's INBRED Syndrome SPICY CUNT FUCK is WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? following BLOWJOB these SHIT rules PECKERHEAD in FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD order:

• 1: Avoid NICARAGUA immature DICKLICK little MOTHERFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to JESUS FUCKING CHRIST within I'LL RAPE YOU 10 JACK OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY HAIL SATAN! nor SHITHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS yourself you SHITBALLS don't SHITE have SON OF A BITCH this DIRTY SANCHEZ disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! WITH NASTY DONALD RUMSFELD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT LAPPER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUTTFUCKER last straw SHIT!

I fucking put RAT'S COCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE DARTH VADER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF CUNNILINGUS THIS WIENER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JERRY offensive. BALLS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MALARKY people who try DEVELOPERS! to battle BIRD SHIT'GRINGO that tight-ass suck my mothers 17-year-CROTCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POMMIE it now, but someone said ASSWIPE' CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH'TIBETAN BUDDHISM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS is a laughing FRIG matter. Plus there CHICKEN SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICK Uncyclopedia, there are POMMIE articles WIKIPEDIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PRICK stuff. So FENCE JUMPER that means FUCKHEAD stop getting mad at the TITTYWANK first part too and NEOPETS talking about the FAGGOT letter that it's PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT mocking (what GRAPE PENIS letter? I don't even know what DYKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self PISS OFF even made a really BUTT PIRATE good point. "It's JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS nothing more FUCKTARD from a head nod to a TRANNY knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add ASS onto JACKASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TOURETTE'S IS FUN suffer that AUTOFELLATIO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSCRACK be, because if I were a BEANER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POLESMOKER hilarious. If you DUMBASS Want facts, go on COMMUNIST DILDO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TRANNY be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking FUCKTARD article anyway.

FUCK OFF CUNNILINGUS CLEMEN FUCKTARD DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS CAPTAIN CRUNCH JENKEM KIDDY FIDDLER ASS

DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POMMIE CUM COON FELCHING FUCK THONG TASTER DAMMIT NECROPHILIA DICKLICK PENIS DIPSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT ASSWIPE CHRISTHUMPER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JERK OFF SHITHEAD BULLSHIT PENIS ON A BUN PEDOPHILIA ARSE SHIT DICKWAD DUNE COON GOBSHITE DAMNED TABERNACLE CHRISTHUMPER SUCK MY COCK SPUNK FOUR-EYES BANGKOK HOLY DUMB FUCK PIGFUCKER BIRD SHIT SCROTUM REBECCA BLACK ASSHOLE CHICKEN FRIES FELLATIO DAMN IT KNOBJOCKEY EPIDIDYMIS CUNT MR WINKLER IS GAY VENEREAL DISEASE PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FEWMETS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN IT RAT'S COCK NIPPLES SHITFUCKER SMILES BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIENER SPIC ALF FENCE JUMPER DOG FUCKER GOBSHITE COCKGOBLIN NIGGER CHENEY CRACKER EUROIPODS BLOWJOB PISSHOLE PISS DAGO DAGO FUCK SHITE SEX COON PIGS MIGHT FLY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TURD BELLEND NAZI INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE SPUNK BUTT PIRATE FUCK GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS SHIT FUCK YOU JENKEM JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PUSSY DICKWAD GRAPE PENIS FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK CLIT TWAT GOD DAMN DILDO DOUCHEBAG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING A SHITTY CRAP QUEEF SACRAMENTO NICARAGUA SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK GYPSY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN TOWELHEAD VAGINA ASSCRACK EMO FUCKTARD KRAUT CLUSTERFUCK CUM DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITPISSER JIZZ FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT JIGGABOO CLUSTERFUCK PISS SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITTY FUCKING CAPTAIN CRUNCH UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNNILINGUS DICKLICK SCUMBAG VENEREAL DISEASE WOP BOON BASTARD PUSSY FELLATIO COLGATE PISS ARTIST ASS SPANK THE MONKEY ASS JIGGABOO MONKEY'S UNCLE JIGGABOO BRITNEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE BALL SACK DAMN HENTAI JAP NIGNOG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITTY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SCUMBAG DAMN PENISBIRD CUNTRAG WANK BASTARD GRINGO SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER FENCE JUMPER CUNNILINGUS INBRED FLYING FUCK FUCK RAPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ORGASM ARSE I WILL END YOU! WALRUS SHIT SHITTY NIGNOG DICKHEAD WANK PISS OFF SHITE VAGINA SOD RAT'S COCK JOHN ELWAY SHITE SHITBALLS SMEG MOCKIE PORCUPINE'S BALLS SUCK A BIG DICK SHITTY FROG CLEMEN ASS WANK CUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BLOWJOB PISS OFF TWAT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] ALEX TREBEK DIPSHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PEARL NECKLACE TAMPON IN MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO BOOBIES HONKY DAMN ALF DOT HEAD PENISPENISPENIS!!! SON OF A BITCH CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT DILDO SHITE BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS JACKASS PEDOPHILIA FENCE JUMPER TWAT FUCKTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON NEGRO JOHNNY FUCK OFF MONKEY SHIT FUDGEPACKER [Insert yet another person's name here] TITS COCKSUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SON OF A BITCH TUBA PISS STEVE BALLMER BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT FUCK YOU BUGGER EMO PENISFUCK PUSSY NIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PEARL NECKLACE CLEVELAND STEAMER SCUMBUCKET MONKEY SHIT BASTARD FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS OFF FUCK OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TAMPON IN MY ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TWAT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FUCK OFF RUSKIE DOUCHE MOCCASINS CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT WALRUS SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARSE CUNNILINGUS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MOCKIE VAGINA GIVING HEAD HELL TUBA WOP TWAT DAMN CLUSTERFUCK SEMEN FUCKING JUMP! QUEEF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PORCH MONKEY TWAT CUNT BONER DAGO FUCKWIT DAMMIT YID NAZI I WILL KILL YOU! PAKI RAT'S ASS ASSFACE ARSE GOD DAMMIT MOCCASINS JUNGLE BUNNY BUTT PIRATE POTTYMOUTH BUTT PIRATE PEDOPHILIA BONER PISS OFF BITCH COON PUSSY ROSIE O'DONNELL MASTURBATION JUSTIN BIEBER TWAT FUCKHEAD STRAWBERRY ASS CONDOMS MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER TITS CHINK TITS & DICKS BLOWJOB BUKKAKE DELICIOUS CAKE MASTURBATION BITCH TITS & DICKS MICK O CANADA BITCH COCKSMOKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON I AM CORNHOLIO! TITS FUCK OFF BUKKAKE SHITE CROTCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NI CUNTRAG FUCK NUGGET CUNT BLOWJOB PISS OFF BOOBIES GRIS SHITE GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST CHENEY FUCKER DUNE COON PISS SHITHEAD BUTT-HOLE MACACA SEX O CANADA YUKY DOODY DAMMIT CHIGGER FUCK MILF DOUCHETITS SHITTY ASSHOLE ARSEBADGERS ASSCRACK ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK OFF SHIT FELLATIO SAGGY TITS COMMUNIST DILDO GOD DAMN HELL DICKFACE ASSCRACK FUCK OFF LENS CRAFTERS NIGGER DICKLICK POMMIE BOOBS EUROIPODS TITTYWANK JACKASS SHIT DAMN IT BOLLOCKS NAZI TITS SHIT LIKE A HORSE CLIT PENIS WANK REDSKIN FUCKING DAMNATION COCK POTTYMOUTH POLACK HELL BORDER HOPPER MOZILLA FIREFOX BOON WANK PEARL NECKLACE BUTTFUCKER ABO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE YID TITTYWANK PISS OFF DUMBASS TURD INJUN FUCKFACE DICKHEAD COON SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMN ASS DAMN IT MUGABE'S MOMMA ANAL MOZILLA FIREFOX CC PLZ DICKHEAD NIPPLES BULLSHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITFUCKER ASSFACE YUKY DOODY BITCH ARSE COCKSHITTER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING ANUSCAKE COCKSHITTER JERK OFF CUNT MILF TITS SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK BLUMPKIN SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TWAT JOHN ELWAY WANK SHIT DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT BASTARD NAZI DIPSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS ASS FASCIST FUCKER ARSE ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS LICKER CONDOMS BULLSHIT WIENER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT RAT'S COCK CHOAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COCKSMOKER WEHATEMARIO GRINGO WIENER BITCH YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN SHITFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER FRENCH TICKLER BALL SACK DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN OSTRICH MY ASS CHIGGER BULLSHIT FUCK OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HUEY P. NEWTON ANUSCAKE PISS DICKLICK TITMOUSE PISS DOG FUCKER ASSFACE DAMN JAP FELCHMONKEY SHITBALLS DAMN ASS SHITHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOG SHIT SHITFUCKER TWAT JAP DAMN IT FUCKING A LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL JACK OFF MOCKIE SHIT SHITSLIDE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITTY GANGBANG BLOWJOB TWAT RAT'S ASS HENTAI DICKFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SOD OFF REDNECK FASHION BUG SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON DILDO BOON SPRINKLES HEIL HITLER! CHRISTHUMPER MOTHERFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS BULLSHIT INCEST PISS ARTIST EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNTRAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY BITCH JERK OFF WOP SHIT FEMADOM FUCK [expletive deleted] CHUFF FRENCH TICKLER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SCUMBAG SEX CUNTRAG CUNT GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD NIGGER TITS NAZI ASSCRACK DYKE BULLSHIT MUGABE HAS AIDS JUSTIN BIEBER INBRED HOSER CRAPMUNCHER ARSEBADGERS HITLER QUEEF YOGHURT CANNON ASSHAT HITLER PISS ARTIST AY-AY-AY SPUNK FUCKTARD DELICIOUS CAKE CLIT NAZI ASSCRACK NICARAGUA HELL SHIT DOG SHIT YOU WANKER CHOAD ASS HELL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS EPIDIDYMIS DAMN SHUT UP, MEG! BEAVER DICKFACE ASSHOLE SHITE MARGARET THATCHER WANK CRAPPY GRAPE PENIS CUNTYMINTS FUCKWIT JACKASS FUCK YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BONER suck my mothers BOOBS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PENIS GANGBANG CRAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JAP LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PEARL NECKLACE ARSEBADGERS PISS ARTIST DAMN IT MONKEY SHIT SHIT DAMN SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST CONDOMS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKTARD BULLSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES JOHN ELWAY ARSEBADGERS TITS SHITTY PISS OFF SAND NIGGER MILF WIENER DOT HEAD TRANNY GANGBANG WIENER BAT FUCK INSANE ARSE ASSHAT REDSKIN BENCH PRESS NORTH KOREA WANK EMO FROG'S FAT ASS PIECE OF SHIT EAT MY SHIT! CLUSTERFUCK REDSKIN BITCH CUNTSWILLING ARSEBADGERS ASSFACE BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN DICK D'OH DAMMIT BRITNEY AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A CHIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PEEPEE BOOBS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CC PLZ SHITE SHITCUNTING ASSHAT SHITHEAD WANK AUTOFELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLIT CUNT HEIL HITLER! INCEST AUTOFELLATIO WANKSPLAT ALF NAZI GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK SHOOP DA WHOOP CUNT PORCH MONKEY TITWANK PISS SHITTY TAMPON IN MY ASS YID BALLS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK POMMIE BOLLOCKS [EXPLETIVE] ASSCRACK CRAPFUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCK [expletive deleted] HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKFACE CHALICE JENKEM DICKHEAD SHITSKIN JIGGABOO DAMN SHITE GRIS ASSCRACK MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN PRICK PIGFUCKER BELLEND BLUMPKIN FAGGOT ASSHOLE FUCKFACE ASSWIPE CUNNILINGUS CLEMEN ANUSCAKE SHITFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MOCCASINS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHRISTHUMPER NECROPHILIA FLYING FUCK SHITE TITS & DICKS SCUMBUCKET ASS FASCIST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS ASS BIRD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA GOATSE CUNTRAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUSSYLICKER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPIC TITS SHITFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE GIVING HEAD SHITSLIDE FUCK KRAUT DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER NIGNOG MAMA MIA GOD DAMMIT DAMN BOOBS COCKGOBLIN FELCHING PECKERHEAD [EXPLETIVE] CHOAD KISSER BAT FUCK INSANE DOG FUCKER ORGASM POLESMOKER CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT POLACK ASSCRACK SHITE COON FUCKHEAD ANAL BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN PENISBIRD ASSHOLE SHITFACE SHIT FRIG DUMBASS FELLATIO GO HOME AND DIE GENITALIA ORGASM PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER FEWMETS TITWANK SHIT YID BUKKAKE HORSE SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI POOPOO MICK JESUS H. 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GYPSY ASS YID LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JACKASS SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHAKOPEE FELCHMONKEY BUKKAKE DOUCHE NAZI SHITTY POMMIE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ANAL SCROTUM FAG WIKIPEDIA COMMUNION WAFER PISS OFF SCUMBAG SHITE INJUN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DOUCHE CHINK WALRUS SHIT ASS GOD DAMN BASTARD FUCK A DUCK TITWANK DICK IN A BOX FLYING FUCK P'KANG FRIG TWAT MASTURBATION SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS AMERICAN SPELLING CHENEY GOOD MORNING MR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MARGARET THATCHER TACO FUCKHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GO HOME AND DIE WANKER SHITSLINGING FELCHING I WILL END YOU! RAGHEAD ASSWIPE AY-AY-AY MASTURBATION SHIT BATMAN & ROBIN NECROPHILIA FUCKWIT FUCKING PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CHICKEN SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKSUCKER DOM DeLUISE LAKE TITICACA DILDO ASSHOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CROTCH RAPE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! MASTURBATION FUCK ASSHOLE DICKFACE DOM DeLUISE SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER FUCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SHITFACE POMMIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHINK YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS SHITFACE SIGMUND FREUD PIG INCEST TURD SHITBALLS HAPPINESS INJUN HAIL SATAN! I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT AUTOFELLATIO BITCH JAP GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE SCUMBAG DYKE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS POWERSHIT SHITHEAD BOOBIES DOODIE HEAD WANK BOOBS JACKASS DAMN BLUMPKIN BLOWJOB REDSKIN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKWIT ASSBANDIT PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUNNILINGUS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! and with the BASTARD and his DICK of girraffes in which GANGBANG while reading about CUNTING ASSCRACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAT'S COCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COMMUNIST DILDO