Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WOODPECKERSHIT'DICKFACE'SHITSLINGING'BRUSH MA TEETH'DOUCHEBAG'FUCKER'LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BLOWJOB look at the HELL talk page of this CARPET MUNCHER article for notes or discussion before PISS OFF MY ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder MASTICATION FOR THE NATION characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS, sudden WANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or PUSSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSBANDIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated POLESMOKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLEMEN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NAZI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN CHOAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous AY-AY-AY utterFUCKance of socially WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKER television programs to address QUEEF Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is MASTURBATION not to be TIMBER NIGGER confused with PEDOPHILIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ART METAL PRODUCTS random NEGRO disorientation, culturally-SON OF A BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NIGGER TITS language, DARTH VADER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOB SAGET SCROTUM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKFACE quantities SAND NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES SCROTUM garbage.

Darnit.

A QUEEF Polite Note to the QUEEF Author:

The RAT'S ASS Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was SUGARTITS founded to FUCKSTAIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have STEVE BALLMER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FRED PHELPS article NIGGER TITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DUMBASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONALD RUMSFELD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FEMADOM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DONKEY DICK Tourrette's sufferers SHITBALLS swear. You can BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CC PLZ TV, for always focusing on the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
• The main SUITCASE PENIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLEVELAND STEAMER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FEATURED knee SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKFACE school for CLEMEN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PEDOPHILIA sufferers to become SHITFACE manically depressed and DILDO commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no SHITSKIN cure, and the NAZI drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHIT tics often have adverse ORGASM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAGO perodol" which caused my entire BOOBS body to go HOCKEY numb and BLOWJOB basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHE it is without the DICK TITS drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome DIPSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSWIPE the INBRED public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAGHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING sorry for ALF "hi-jacking" your INJUN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA this that really CROTCH annoys me. I am working towards a COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCKSMOKER time.

Best LIMEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SCRATCH! GROUNDER!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Regards to Andrew I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE bastard who wrote this article. You can TOWELHEAD punch him if you JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BONER saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ASSHAT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HELL and FLYING FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNTSWILLING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIPPLES BAND WITH 4 FUCKTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITMOUSE HORSE! ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASS'S HOUSE

How YOU WANKER to JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK cure ASSWIPE the TAFFY Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for BEAVER Tourette's FELCHING Syndrome FUCKING JUMP! is PUNANI following PIGFUCKER these ASSWIPE rules BUTT PIRATE in DIRTY SANCHEZ order:

• 1: Avoid BALL SACK immature FAG little Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS kids,
• 2: Count to IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK within DUNE COON 10 PRICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your QUEEF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK nor BULLSHIT talk,
• 4: Tell MILF yourself you SHITTING DICK NIPPLES don't PENIS have EXTRA LONG PENIS this ASSRAMMER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY CRAPPY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASS last straw FAG!

I fucking put MAMA MIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE DIPSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ANAL the TOP OF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS THIS BULLSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TRANNY offensive. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RAT'S COCK people who try WHORE to battle MOCKIE'SAMUEL L. JACKSON that tight-ass RAINBOWS 17-year-DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CROTCH it now, but someone said WANK' BRUSH MA TEETH SHIT'FUCKSTAIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING INBRED is a laughing DICK TITS matter. Plus there STEVE BALLMER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are TITS articles BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NIGGER stuff. So PIECE OF SHIT that means NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! stop getting mad at the DICK first part too and ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA talking about the FUCK YOU letter that it's A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! mocking (what FUCKHEAD letter? I don't even know what POOPY the heck you're talking about). Adrian MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE hi self TWAT even made a really MOLDY TITS good point. "It's DALAI LAMA nothing more SCRATCH! GROUNDER! from a head nod to a HOSER knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add FLAMING ASS BADGER onto BATMAN & ROBIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PRICK suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RUSTY TROMBONE be, because if I were a FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITE hilarious. If you FUCK YOU Want facts, go on PENISPENISPENIS!!! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll YOUR MOM be offended, don't read BUGGER OFF the freaking LIMEY article anyway.

COCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TURD FUCK JACKASS SHIT FUCK OFF BASTARD SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE FUCKING JUMP!

GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING HELL WANK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK LET'S SHIT DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT MOCKIE DYKE CHOAD ANAL DIABETES NIGGER TITS 666 SON OF A BITCH SHIT DUMBASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH BOB SAGET NAZI TWAT HEIL HITLER! HELL NECROPHILIA PUSSY MOLDY TITS BOON WIENER DOG SHIT JACKASS SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE YOU WANKER NEGRO DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! NAZI NECROPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD NEGRO DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BASTARD AY-AY-AY PISS OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CROTCH NORTH KOREA CHOAD FUCK NECROPHILIA NIPPLES FAG FELCHING suck my mothers POOPY PORCH MONKEY FRIG ASSWIPE WHORE FUCK FUCK OFF NORTH KOREA ASSRAPING PISS GOBSHITE CUNT DIPSHIT DOUCHE NAZI KRAUT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ARSE INCEST PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKER BITCH WIGGER PISS OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPUNK OSTRICH MY ASS PEDOPHILIA ANAL DIABETES NORTH KOREA YID RAT'S ASS FRENCH TICKLER JERK OFF FLYING FUCK YOGHURT CANNON CHOAD FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER GREASER WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT VAGINA FENCE JUMPER DAMMIT O KURWA! LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER ASS LICKER TAMPONS SEMPRINI ASSFACE MICK DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU POOPY ASSHAT ASS LICKER DONKEY DICK SEMEN TITMOUSE CUNT BITCH BUTT-HOLE WANK FUCK BITCH URINE-GARGLING DOUCHING HELL JACKASS CHOAD KISSER HELL FUCKFACE SUCK MY DICK CUNT DICKHEAD FUCKFACE ASSFACE FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBUCKET SHITFACE TWO-INCH PENIS BELGIUM EMO FUCK POMMIE SEMPRINI FUCK O KURWA! PIKACHU FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN SOD OFF GOD DAMN FROG IN SACREMENT MOCCASINS BULLSHIT BITCH FELLATIO PUSSY FUCKHEAD BLOWJOB ASS FUCK RAPE O KURWA! FUCK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAGO SACRED MILF FUCKSTAIN BASTARD BITCH RAPE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST JAP BELGIUM COCKGOBLIN SHIT ABO DAMN BELGIUM COCK BLISTERING BARNACLES BENCH PRESS FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHETITS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER TURD TITS & DICKS FUCKING MILF MAMA MIA BALLS PISSHOLE JACKASS DOUCHING KAFFIR FIRECROTCH SNUFF PORN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PEEPEE DAMN FUCKFACE DAMN KIKE POLAK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMMIT INBRED ASSFACE CUNTSWILLING CUNTSWILLING ASS JOHNNY SUGARTITS FUCK YOU ASSHAT BUKKAKE WIGGER POMMIE BLUMPKIN FUCK DILDO CUNT KAFFIR SUCK A BIG DICK TITWANK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER LOGJAMMER ASSFACE MALARKY FUCK YOU STEVE BALLMER SHITFUCKER DICK DAMN IT FLYING RAT'S ASS FEWMETS TOSSER DAMN IT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD ASSWIPE BALL SACK GOATSE ASS SOD DICKHEAD FELLATIO BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK NUGGET MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLINGING RECTUM RAIDER PISS ARTIST FUCK CUNT COON COCK ASSWIPE BUNG-HOLE HELL OSTRICH MY ASS FRIG LET'S SHIT DUNE COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWAT SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK FUCKING A BALL SACK GO HOME AND DIE BENSON SUCKS DICKHEAD DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT FUCKING DUMBASS EMO FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH FUCK OFF HENTAI WIKIPEDIA SHIT PUSSYLICKER SUGAR MONKEY BALLS BUKKAKE WANK LET'S SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GRINGO SAND NIGGER YOU SUCK BALLS RECTUM RAIDER I RAPE WALRUSES! BUGFUCK BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! SNUFF PORN BULLSHIT CHINK CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT JENKEM DOG FUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FLYING FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S COCK CUNT DUMBASS ARSE RAT'S ASS BITCH SHIT POMMIE SEX COCKSHITTER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WANK FLYING FUCK INBRED BALL SACK PISS OFF MASTURBATION ANAL JACKASS PRICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DIPSHIT POMMIE WANKSPLAT HEIL HITLER! GOAT DICK BENCH PRESS FUCK ASS DARTH VADER YOUR MOM GOOK ANUSCAKE SUITCASE PENIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PENIS ON A BUN VAGINA ARSE FUCKING JUMP! JACKASS BITCH ASS CLUSTERFUCK SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU PISS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PORCH MONKEY DAMN IT SHITTY PENIS FRITZ FUCKING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHOAD KISSER GENITALIA FOUR-EYES I WILL END YOU! CHALICE lowercase SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT ASSCRACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CROTCH SHIT FUCK A DUCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CUNT WIENER SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS WANKER POMMIE KNOBJOCKEY PRICK YOU WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY GIVING HEAD NIPPLES LET'S SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BEANER RAT'S COCK BUGFUCK JIZZ suck my mothers CUNT ARFENHOUSE JENKEM BASTARD POO POO BLOWJOB POOPOO DICK FELCHMONKEY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN BOON WIENER BIRD SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SEMEN TWAT FROG SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANKER ASS QUEEF POLAK BIRD SHIT ORGASM NIGGER ASS PISS FROG FUCKING CUNT CRAPPER RHODESIA SHITE MARGARET THATCHER SPUNK LOGJAMMER PRICK FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK DAMN FLYING FUCK SHITTY I WILL END YOU! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE ASSCRACK FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE DUMBASS FUCKING ANAL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR REDNECK BOOBS SHITCUNTING HELL PRICK LOLCAT CHINK FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS CLIT GO HOME AND DIE YOU WANKER TOTAL P'KANG JACK OFF FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER I WILL KILL YOU! GRUE RAPE FUCKSTAIN OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH FUCKTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK JAP BITCH FELLATIO SHITCOCK TWAT JIZZ DOG FUCKER HONKY QUEEF FUCK OFF DICK TITS SHITE HENTAI SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS DOM DeLUISE GIVING HEAD DOT HEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOUCHEBAG CUNT COMMUNION WAFER BAD MOTHERFUCKER GREASER CLUSTERFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH AMERICA ONLINE DAMN FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS DAMN IT FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN BALLS POLAK CLEMEN FUCK OFF DAMN DAMMIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR [Insert swear here] FUCK ASS SMILES TRANNY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMMIT HELL SHITHEAD ASSCRACK SPUNK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NAZI PISS OFF SAGGY TITS JACKASS SHIT FUCKER TAMPONS DAMN FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE FUCKFUCKFUCK NAZI P'KANG CUNT FUCK POMMIE FUCKSTAIN SUCK A BIG DICK OPINION JIGGABOO SHITE WANK BOB SAGET FAGGOT NIGGER ASSHAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NEOPETS POMMIE RAT'S ASS DUMBASS PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT PUNANI ASSWIPE RICK MORANIS PISS SHITFUCKER SPUNK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOBSHITE ARSE SON OF A BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX BUGFUCK BUTTFUCKER JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FELLATIO ASS GOBSHITE DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER SMEG RAPE BITCH LAKE TITICACA BOLLOCKS JACK ABRAMOFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM VENEREAL DISEASE DYKE DIPSHIT SOD OFF JOHNNY BULLSHIT HELLFIRE SHIT SHITE BALLS BIGNOSE DICKHEAD AMERICA ONLINE DAMN LOGJAMMER NAZI FELLATIO PIGFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S COCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 666 FASHION BUG PISSHOLE MALARKY PRICK GOD DAMMIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CAMEL JOCKEY FRIG DOUCHE NAZI JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST LET'S SHIT BOON CUNT DICKFACE FUCKFACE RAPE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COCK FUCKING FUCK NIPPLES JERK OFF FUCKING FUCKTARD BULLSHIT NORTH KOREA PEDOPHILIA TWAT POLESMOKER GRIS BUGFUCK WANK JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE DICKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF POLESMOKER FUCKING BASEBALL DICKFACE HELL BITCH POTTYMOUTH CUNT FUCKING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BOOBS BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT BASTARD SAGGY TITS YOU WANKER HOT GRITS NICARAGUA ANAL TOSSER DICK CHICKEN VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD WANKER CHICKEN SHIT CUNT HELL WIENER TUBA NECROPHILIA BAT FUCK INSANE BALL SACK TITTIES DAMN IT DILDO SCROTUM BANGKOK DELICIOUS CAKE JOHN SMILEY FACE BUGGER POLACK BITCH HO CRAPMUNCHER PRICK DAMN TURD TWISTY VAGINA RAT'S COCK HOSER ASS FOREIGN CURRENCY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE YOU WANKER COCK GIVING HEAD AUTOFELLATIO UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH GOD DAMMIT FUCKING CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HONKY BUGGER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SCROTUM TAMPON IN MY ASS WANK DAMN MOLDY TITS DOG FUCKER SHITSLINGING BIGNOSE GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PECKERHEAD ARSEBADGERS SHITTY FOUR-EYES BOOBS BONER PRICK WETBACK FUCKING TITMOUSE CHIGGER GIVING HEAD BORDER HOPPER SHITE RAPE MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER TAMPON IN MY ASS HIGH WAGES TOSSER HELL CUNNILINGUS ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PEEPEE HOT GRITS ASS COCKSTUFFER OSTRICH MY ASS CRAP FUCK YOU COCKSMOKER WANK CUNT CRAPPER FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT BEAVER COCKSUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO BIRD SHIT MASTURBATION CHUFF WANKER ASS WILLY WONKA FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK JACKASS RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER NI COON SHITHEAD I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CAMEL JOCKEY WOODPECKERSHIT ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NIPPLES RUSTY TROMBONE THONG TASTER CUNTBUCKET NIGGER TITS FUCKWIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BALLS WEHATEMARIO DONALD RUMSFELD CUM FUCK OFF CUNT ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT PISS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CARPET MUNCHER GOD DAMN ASSCRACK BUGFUCK CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT JACKASS LICK PUSSY CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN MICK SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITS PAKI BITCH MOCKIE FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE WIKIPEDIA SHITE BOB SAGET SHITHEAD FELLATIO SHITFACE CUNT JACKASS SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS INCEST POLESMOKER FUCK OFF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISS ARTIST BITCH PISS ARTIST CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HO DAMN IT JOHN SMILEY FACE BONER PRICK DICKHEAD SUCK MY DICK ALF BAT FUCK INSANE SPIC BUTTFUCKER HONKY CHRIS CHAN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK MAMA MIA SUITCASE PENIS PISS ARTIST SHIT LIKE A HORSE HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITE PRICK JERK OFF PISS ARTIST DOUCHE RAT'S COCK CHAV DOUCHEBAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BUKKAKE CHENEY FUCKFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKSTAIN TESTICLE CHOKE SMEG BORDER HOPPER NIGNOG SPIC SHIT TITTYWANK FUCKBAG I AM CORNHOLIO! NORTH KOREA FLYING RAT'S ASS CHENEY FLYING RAT'S ASS HOMO BUGFUCK WANKSPLAT PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! FUCK SCUMBAG FUCK OFF WANK DAMN WHORE BORDER HOPPER BONER SHITTY NIPPLES EMO RAPE ASSCRACK CONDOMS PISS OFF CLIT CUNT BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS CRAP DUMBASS BASTARD FUCKTARD ASSWIPE COCKSTUFFER EMO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GIVING HEAD DOODIE HEAD FENCE JUMPER TWAT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT SHIT PEDOPHILIA SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER GYPSY CONAN O'BRIAN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS & DICKS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JAP CLEVELAND STEAMER YOU WANKER YOU WANKER KNOBJOCKEY TESTICLE CHOKE ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITTY FLYING FUCK JACKASS DICK IN A BOX FRAK CRAP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAGHEAD DICKFACE RAT'S COCK BLOWJOB FUDGEPACKER WINDOWS VISTA YOU WANKER WANK FUCK NUGGET PISS ARTIST INBRED AMERICA ONLINE BALL SACK WANK GO HOME AND DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT SHITSLINGING HO MOTHERFUCKER FEMADOM MOZILLA FIREFOX ABO ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BLOWJOB PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HELL FUCKING SHITFACE HEIL HITLER! BLOWJOB ASSCRACK I WILL KILL YOU! SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING SAMUEL L. JACKSON SPUNK JERK OFF ASS TITTYWANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JIZZ FENCE JUMPER JERRY SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT FROG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HORSE SHIT DAMMIT TITMOUSE CROTCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD PISS OFF SCROTUM HO HELL CLEMEN SCROTUM WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER YOGHURT CANNON CLEMEN SHIT BEANER FUCKING JUMP! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YOU WANKER WHORE SEMEN WANKER BOB SAGET DAMNATION TAFFY JACK OFF BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS DAMN ASSHOLE FUCK A DUCK RAPE SNUFF PORN FUCKSTAIN 30 CASES OF PICKLES CARPET MUNCHER PISS OFF MY ASS WIGGER DICKLICK FLYING FUCK BASTARD SOD SHITE SHIT FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS DIPSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK WALRUS SHIT CUNTBUCKET HO ASSHOLE JOHN ELWAY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY EXTRA LONG PENIS SEMEN DICKFACE BAT FUCK INSANE DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DICK CHICKEN JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD PENIS YOU WANKER FROG DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER MONKEY SHIT PISS FRIG RANDY TRAVIS FRIG INBRED FASHION BUG HELL YID TURD SHITE BUTT PIRATE SEMEN JOHN ELWAY FUCKHEAD CRAPPY HELL DISSIDENTS PISS ARTIST TIMBER NIGGER PISS TRANNY WIENER BUKKAKE NIGGER ASSHOLE CLEMEN FUCKBAG MOLDY TITS DUMBASS CHOAD TIT DIRT SOD HORSE SHIT FUCKING JAP BITCH JACKASS GOD DAMN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NEOPETS Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BOB SAGET and with the AY-AY-AY and his TAMPON IN MY ASS of girraffes in which BUTTFUCKER while reading about NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SEX