Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's 666'SHITE'RAGHEAD'BULLSHIT'ROSIE O'DONNELL'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS'I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BIRD IN THE HOUSE neurochemical FUCK disorder SOD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HORSE PENIS, sudden ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JOHNNY or MOTHERFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CAMEL JOCKEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS FASCIST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NIHILISM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HENTAI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KNOBJOCKEY WANKSPLAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous VAGINA utterFUCKance of socially BALLS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DIPSHIT television programs to address SCROTUM Tourette's syndrome.

BELLEND Tourette's is I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL not to be CAMEL JOCKEY confused with JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAT'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SOD random TOURETTE'S SYNDROME disorientation, culturally-GENITALIA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKFACE language, SACRAMENTO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT CRAPFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GO HOME AND DIE souvenir shoppes and massive DOUCHEBAG quantities SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS of ANAL DIABETES CHIGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the BALLS Author:

The FRIG Tourette's LET'S SHIT Research Institute was YID founded to CHAV.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITSLINGING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLEMEN article CAMEL JOCKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOOBS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PEEPEE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WIGGER Tourrette's sufferers BANGKOK swear. You can WIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PRICK TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible DOUCHING thing.
• The main ASSWIPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NECROPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WINDOWS VISTA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WOP knee GENITALIA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for FUCKING A something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING JUMP! sufferers to become TITMOUSE manically depressed and ANAL DIABETES commit YOU WANKER suicide.
• There is no CHOAD cure, and the DUMBASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER tics often have adverse LOGJAMMER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSCRACK perodol" which caused my entire ASSCRACK body to go TWAT numb and BUTTFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHAT it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a SEX tourette syndrome INBRED association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS the DONKEY DICK public view of Tourettes as a "PISS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TAMPON IN MY ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKWIT sorry for BULLSHIT "hi-jacking" your ASSWIPE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNNILINGUS this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKSTAIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SOD OFF, and making fun of a SPICY CUNT FUCK horrible disorder is (not) SAGGY TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DONALD RUMSFELD time.

Best PUPPIES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DILDO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. RAGHEAD Regards to Andrew CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can RADIO FREE LUNCH punch him if you Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this CONDOMS country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PAKI saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HORSE PENIS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SUCK MY COCK and MOTHERFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOUCHEBAG BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PORCH MONKEY HORSE! HORSE PENIS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HORSE PENIS'S HOUSE

How CONDOMS to GO COUNT YOUR DICK cure YOU WANKER the FRIG Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MOZILLA FIREFOX for DUMBASS Tourette's BUGGER Syndrome DOUGHNUT PUNCHER is FUCK following SEMEN these BOYCOTT VIACOM! rules RUSKIE in MONKEY SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK immature FUCKING BASEBALL little DOG SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to SON OF A BITCH within HELL 10 SUITCASE PENISseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CAMEL JOCKEY MICK FUCKER nor SHITHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell GO COUNT YOUR DICK yourself you DICK don't WANK have Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! this RAPE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WITH NASTY TITS & DICKS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAPPY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HORSE PENIS last straw DEVELOPERS!!

I fucking put PENIS ON A BUN' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMN the TOP OF DICKFACE THIS WIENER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING JUMP! people who try DICKFACE to battle GOD DAMMIT'FUCKER that tight-ass SEX 17-year-CUNT CRAPPER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTING ASSCRACK it now, but someone said NIGNOG' I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOM DeLUISE is a laughing FUCKSTAIN matter. Plus there BASTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SEX Uncyclopedia, there are CLIT articles DAMMIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAT'S ASS stuff. So ASSHOLE that means SHITSLIDE stop getting mad at the JACK OFF first part too and SEX talking about the MAMA MIA letter that it's EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA mocking (what lowercase letter? I don't even know what TIMBER NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITE hi self GIVING HEAD even made a really TIT DIRT good point. "It's SCROTUM nothing more GOOK from a head nod to a URINE-GARGLING knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add CLIT onto WIENER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NAZI suffer that DOUCHING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a FRIG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITFACE hilarious. If you FUCKING BASEBALL Want facts, go on FUCKSTAIN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JIGGABOO be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking SHITSLINGING article anyway.

FUCKING A MILF SHIT QUEEF WANK FUCKFACE PEEPEE WIGGER CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT

KRAUT FEMADOM PUSSY CAMEL FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE GRAPE PENIS LONGCAT IS LONG YOU WANKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICK SHITFUCKER CUNTSWILLING SHITSLINGING WIENER DEVELOPERS! DICKHEAD YUKY DOODY VENEREAL DISEASE SHAKOPEE WALRUS SHIT FUDGEPACKER HADJI JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JAP YUKY DOODY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DAGO BEAVER BUTTFUCKER HELL MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSFACE FUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE TITWANK HELL GRINGO GIVING HEAD CUNT WEHATEMARIO BASTARD [expletive deleted] DIPSHIT CLIT FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN CRAPFUCKER LIMEY ASS DOUCHEBAG HITLER FUCKWIT SOD GOD DAMN MONKEY SHIT HOT GRITS FUCK OFF DUMBASS ASS FASCIST TACO BUNG-HOLE BOLLOCKS NIGGER GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK YOU WANKER REDNECK SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT ASSWIPE MASTURBATION PUSSY FUCK GANGBANG LAKE TITICACA FUCK YOU FRAK SHIT LIKE A HORSE REDNECK ARSE SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANK ABO INBRED ASS NAZI CHOAD BRUSH MA TEETH CHUFF PRICK SCUMBAG CHOAD CRACKER FUCKER DAMN SHITFACE OSCAR WILDE IS GAY WILLY WONKA SUCK MY COCK BIGNOSE DICK DAMN CRAP ON A STICK ASSHOLE FUCKBAG GOD DAMN POMMIE BASTARD GOAT DICK DICK CHICKEN ASSWIPE NIGNOG ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS WIGGER FUCKTARD NIGGER WIENER FUCKBAG WANKSPLAT FU SPANG BUNG-HOLE BANGKOK HELL HELL GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK CRAPMUNCHER PENIS CUNTRAG GYPSY VAGINA JACKASS SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ASS BEAVER FUCKING A TOSSER CUNTRAG DOT HEAD DAMN YUKY DOODY TITWANK ASS LICKER I RAPE WALRUSES! POLAK MONKEY'S UNCLE YOU WANKER FUCK BUGGER OFF ASSCRACK WOP BLUE PENIS! BRITNEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! POOPOO FUCK OFF CUNT GOAT DICK SHITCOCK WIGGER suck my mothers CUNTING ASSCRACK BIGNOSE DOG SHIT CHINK KNOBJOCKEY GIVING HEAD ARSE NIHILISM NAZI NEGRO BASTARD POLAK POLACK FUCK YOU JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SUGAR FUCKTARD ARSE GOD DAMMIT VAGINA TWAT SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY FUCKING A JOHNNY [EXPLETIVE] BLUE PENIS! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HOT GRITS SHIT CUNNILINGUS BUGGER SHITE FUCK ASSWIPE BATHING SUIT AREA ASS CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHING VAGINA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT SHITHEAD WETBACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ANAL BIRD IN THE HOUSE FLYING FUCK GOOK HEAVEN CHOAD COMMUNIST DILDO DOUCHEBAG BOLLOCKS DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER TURD CONDOMS JAP NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOUCHEBAG SPUNK SHITHEAD DIPSHIT ASSCRACK PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASSCRACK FUCKTARD FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE INBRED INBRED DICKHEAD BUKKAKE DONKEY DICK DIPSHIT TACO CUNTRAG TITWANK GYPSY CUNT COCKSUCKER SPIC SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKLICK CUNTBUCKET BUTTFUCKER POTTYMOUTH ANAL HELL DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMN ASSWIPE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HELL FUCK OLD CHRIST OF A ASSCRACK SEMEN DAMN VAGINA POMMIE GIVING HEAD CUNTRAG SLOPE GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT SHIT I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU TITTIES SHITFACE CUNTRAG PENISPENISPENIS!!! O CANADA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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BITCH ANAL BUKKAKE DAMN JERK OFF TITS & DICKS GOATSE BASTARD ASSCRACK SOD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT RECTUM RAIDER DIPSHIT DESU MARGARET THATCHER SHITFUCKER URINE-GARGLING LET'S SHIT CONDOMS suck my mothers PEARL NECKLACE SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT NECROPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER MACACA BULLSHIT DIPSHIT JACKASS GOD DAMN CUM BENCH PRESS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNT FUCKING JUMP! FELCHING [Insert stupid word you just made up here] COCKSUCKER WANKER CLUSTERFUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKER NAZI POLESMOKER PEARL NECKLACE FIST FUCK DAMMIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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DAMN IT BUTT-HOLE WANK KAFFIR FUCK HELL ORGASM COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BLOWJOB DAMMIT SHITFUCKER RAPE FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD DAMN FUCK PICKANINNY GENITALIA PISS OFF ASSHAT FRITZ TWAT ASSFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGGER JERK OFF FLYING FUCK VAGINA SHIT HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBUCKET BALLS ARSE BONG FLAMING ASS BADGER COON REDSKIN DAMN SHIT DAMN BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX UNITED KINGDOM HELL DONKEY PUNCHER BLUE PENIS! YOUR MOM CHOAD SCROTUM JENKEM SHOOP DA WHOOP FUCK NUGGET LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TOWELHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A POO POO BLOWJOB CRAP ON A STICK BELGIUM I LIKE SCHOOL TWAT WOP MOZILLA FIREFOX SLOPE CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH BASTARD ASSCRACK PISS OFF FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL WANK TONY LA RUSSA PENISPENISPENIS!!! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER ASS BITCH FUCKER DOG FUCKER INCEST DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN BIG FOOT WANKSPLAT BELGIUM All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITFACE KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MOTHERFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS