Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SEX comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a KIDDY FIDDLER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOM DeLUISE neurochemical FUCK disorder BONER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHOLE, sudden INBRED m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TRANNY or FASHION BUG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DUMBASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ABO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITCUNTING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUGGER OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITWANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAT'S COCK utterFUCKance of socially RAPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NECROPHILIA television programs to address BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourette's syndrome.

DILDO Tourette's is GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS not to be COCKING FUCKBOROUGH confused with PEDOPHILIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PENIS ON A BUN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKSTAIN random RAPE disorientation, culturally-LET'S SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELL language, ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PENISBIRD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHAT quantities TITTYWANK of ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING garbage.

Darnit.

A CAMEL JOCKEY Polite Note to the PIXIES Author:

The BULLSHIT Tourette's CAPTAIN CRUNCH Research Institute was NIGGER founded to MONKEY BALLS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKHEAD article TRANNY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FIST FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GANGBANG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK YOU Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of PISS Tourrette's sufferers [Insert silly non-swear here] swear. You can BONER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JUSTIN BIEBER TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible DICK CHICKEN thing.
The main COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TWISTY VAGINA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FAG knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COON school for YID something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CC PLZ sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE manically depressed and PIECE OF SHIT commit BELLEND suicide.
There is no JAP cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITMOUSE tics often have adverse CHIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELLATIO perodol" which caused my entire GRUE RAPE body to go BULLSHIT numb and WIENER basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS it is without the INCEST drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKSTAIN tourette syndrome GIVING HEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEMEN the VAGINA public view of Tourettes as a "YOU WANKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKSTUFFER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLUSTERFUCK sorry for O CANADA "hi-jacking" your PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like AAAAAAAAA! this that really TITS annoys me. I am working towards a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICK IN A BOX article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COLGATE, and making fun of a COCKSMOKER horrible disorder is (not) GANGBANG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSCRACK time.

Best NIGNOG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. RUSTY TROMBONE Regards to Andrew TESTICLE CHOKE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The COCKSMOKER bastard who wrote this article. You can CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FLYING FUCK saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BORDER HOPPER and CHENEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAT'S ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BELLEND BAND WITH 4 TWAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS ARTIST HORSE! ASSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHOLE'S HOUSE

How SPIC to HENTAI cure DOUCHETITS the FRENCH TICKLER Tourette's BATHING SUIT AREA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment I WILL KILL YOU! for DUMBASS Tourette's ORGASM Syndrome HITLER is HORSE PENIS following DUMBASS these ORGASM rules DAMN in DARTH VADER order:

1: Avoid GOATSE immature DUMBASS little RAT'S ASS kids,
2: Count to CHICKEN SHIT within GIVING HEAD 10 TAMPONSseconds,
3: Do not open your FUCK EARS OF CHRIST COCKSUCKER nor BALLS talk,
4: Tell DOG FUCKER yourself you LET'S SHIT don't JUSTIN BIEBER have I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE this BOOBS disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD WITH NASTY COCKSMOKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHOLE last straw GANGBANG!

I fucking put FUCKING' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITS the TOP OF SUGARTITS THIS WETBACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HENTAI offensive. MOTHERFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DIPSHIT people who try BITCH to battle SHITFUCKER'SHITTY that tight-ass ASSWIPE 17-year-KAFFIR—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN IT it now, but someone said FUCK YOU' BIG FOOT CUNTRAG'PUSSY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK A DUCK is a laughing PISS OFF MY ASS matter. Plus there FUCKHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SPIC Uncyclopedia, there are FOUR-EYES articles SHITSLINGING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING A stuff. So TWAT that means CUNT stop getting mad at the TURD first part too and GOOK talking about the SAGGY TITS letter that it's FUCKING JUMP! mocking (what FROG'S FAT ASS letter? I don't even know what DOT HEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRED PHELPS hi self FELLATIO even made a really HADJI good point. "It's CHIGGER nothing more FLYING FUCK from a head nod to a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS knee tick". FUCKFACE. Which I'll add KIKE onto CLEMEN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM suffer that SONNY BILL WILLIAMS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA be, because if I were a JAP Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS OFF hilarious. If you FUCKHEAD Want facts, go on SMEG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking ASSHOLE article anyway.

RAPE DAMN IT SCUMBAG WIGGER FUCKHEAD WANK JENKEM DAMN ANAL TWAT

OSTRICH MY ASS TWAT SUCK MY COCK CUNTBUCKET [Insert swear here] GRINGO BONG ASS MALARKY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! KAFFIR PORCH MONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MALL SANTA CUNT CHRISTHUMPER BIGNOSE WOP SUITCASE PENIS DESU LAKE TITICACA SHITSLIDE DICKFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAGHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY FRIG CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONKEY SHIT BALL SACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SEMEN MICK CHIGGER FELLATIO SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER CHRISTHUMPER COCKGOBLIN BORDER HOPPER WHORE CLUSTERFUCK COMMUNISM IS STUPID SHIT OUT OF MY DICK ORGASM FUCK YOU POTTYMOUTH INBRED FUCK TITS BIRD SHIT BOOBS SHITSKIN DICK FLYING FUCK BUGGER OFF pen0r I'LL RAPE YOU BALL SACK BOB SAGET CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BUKKAKE POTTYMOUTH BOOBS JACK ABRAMOFF ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS SHITFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY SON OF A BITCH FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT BITCH BUGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK DARTH VADER BAT FUCK INSANE VAGINA SPIC HENTAI FUCKING DOUCHE PEEPEE MILF FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES CUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GENITALIA FUCKTARD PUNANI WARNER MUSIC GROUP TWISTY VAGINA FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS NECROPHILIA WIENER MOCCASINS GOATSE [EXPLETIVE] LOGJAMMER CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH CROTCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING PEDOPHILIA JIGGABOO BALL SACK BITCH GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PENIS JACKASS FUCK BITCH ARSEBADGERS RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN FUCKBAG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PRICK JUNGLE BUNNY JIZZ PISSHOLE PENIS ON A STICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WIGGER DILDO GANGBANG DOUCHING TWAT WOP PENISBIRD LIMEY PISS SHITTY FUCK EPIDIDYMIS DICKHEAD FRIG JOHNNY KU KLUX KLAN SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BONER SHITBALLS BUGFUCK TITS QUEEF POLACK BUGGER OFF INVISIBLE! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! YOU WANKER MOCCASINS PISS DICKLICK FUCKHEAD PENIS BITCH HADJI CHRIS CHAN FAGGOT SHITPISSER FUCKFACE FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SAGGY TITS RAGHEAD BITCH ALEX TREBEK FUCKING SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT HO CAMEL FUCKER BELGIUM NIGNOG DUMBASS CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS CRAP TRANNY CRAPMUNCHER SHITE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICK IN A BOX FUCK OFF ASSHOLE NAZI PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNT ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE PIGFUCKER CHOAD CHIGGER DONGSHOVER AMERICA ONLINE JUSTIN BIEBER TOTAL CHIGGER YOGHURT CANNON SHIT REDSKIN FLYING FUCK SHITFACE CRAPFUCKER SHITE MASTURBATION BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPIC POOPY DAMN FUCKFACE FAG CUNT SHITTY WEHATEMARIO PENIS DAMN PUSSYLICKER PISSHOLE SNUFF PORN PRICK ASSHAT DICK SHITSLINGING TOSSER COCKSUCKER WHORE MARGARET THATCHER NIPPLES SHITTY KNOBJOCKEY RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH TIT DIRT THIS IS SPARTA! I AM CORNHOLIO! MONKEY SHIT CROTCH FENCE JUMPER TITTYWANK ASSRAPING FRAK FUCKER CRAPPY HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT FUCKER [expletive deleted] SHIT BULLSHIT BALL SACK BITCH DAMN BALLS CLEMEN NIGGER DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT FLYING FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COCK FUCKTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HOMO FUCK YOU PIG PUSSY ASSHAT FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH DAMMIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HUEY P. NEWTON FUCKING DAMN PUSSYLICKER CUNTING ASSCRACK PUSSY DAMNATION DUNE COON DICKWAD ASSHOLE GOATSE CHICKEN FRIES FUCKER RAT'S COCK DICK SHUT UP, MEG! STEVE BALLMER TITS & DICKS BOOBS MONKEY'S UNCLE MONKEY BALLS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK JAP GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SEMEN PISS WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE HEIL HITLER! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! COCKSMOKER NORTH KOREA ORGASM ASSWIPE GYPSY DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG ASS FASCIST I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITTYWANK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMMIT BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS SCUMBAG ASSFACE DOUCHE NAZI DAMN JERK OFF MONKEY BALLS KRAUT TWAT ASSFACE BIRD SHIT BEAVER HOMO TITS & DICKS FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EXTRA LONG PENIS BEAVER SHITSKIN CAMEL JOCKEY TURD CUM GOBSHITE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CHINK DIPSHIT TOSSER SOD OFF ANUSCAKE BASTARD JACKASS HELL YOU WANKER ASS LICKER P'KANG TWAT POWERSHIT BOB SAGET PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WETBACK SHITE DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT CUNT NAZI CRACKER INBRED DONKEY DICK CLIT SHITTY BUNG-HOLE SHITFACE CUNTBUCKET NAZI HELL DILDO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITWANK BOB SAGET PISS OFF CLIT SPIC CHOAD SHITFUCKER SLOPE FIST FUCK FUCKTARD FUCK OFF PISS OFF MY ASS HADJI RAPE SHITTY BLOWJOB GO HOME AND DIE KRAUT CLEAN DRINKING WATER CANNED QUOTE SCUMBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN COMMUNISM IS STUPID CUNT FUCKTARD FUCKFACE BULLCRAP LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TIT SPRINKLES CONDOMS COCK DOG SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CAMEL FUCKER FUCK FUCKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE THONG TASTER NORTH KOREA MOZILLA FIREFOX MOCKIE NIGGER DAMN MOCKIE HELLFUCKER FUCKTARD SACRED PISS SACRAMENTO SHOOP DA WHOOP BUGGER OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DEVELOPERS! FAG BUGFUCK SHITE FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD WANK NAZI CLEMEN JIGGABOO PISS ARTIST RAPE FAGGOT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITE JERK OFF NIPPLES ASS KIKE MARY WHITEHOUSE SEX FUCK PIECE OF SHIT INBRED I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GANGBANG SHITBALLS FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGFUCK PENIS ON A STICK LOLLIPOPS LIMEY CUNT DAMN TITS & DICKS PORCH MONKEY HELL CAMEL JOCKEY CLIT FLAMING ASS BADGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HORSE SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS DAMN IT BULLSHIT SEMPRINI FUCK YOU ASS WANKSPLAT JOHN SMILEY FACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BEANER JACKASS SHIT MICK DAMN IT FLOWERS RANDY TRAVIS FUCKSTAIN CLIT SHITFACE FUCK TITTIES CANNED QUOTE WOP DUMBASS FUCKING ORGASM FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER FRIG SHIT JIGGABOO VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD ARSE COON SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS BALLS ASSRAPING CLUSTERFUCK I WILL KILL YOU! MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK JOHNNY SEMEN JACKASS [Insert swear here] RECTUM RAIDER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK ASSHOLE WIENER PISS OFF SHITFACE HELL CHOAD KISSER MOTHERFUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY ASS ASSFACE GOD DAMN INBRED TAMPONS OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD HIGH WAGES HELL FUCKING A COMMUNIST DILDO SUCK A BIG DICK ASSWIPE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSRAMMER CHIGGER PUSSY JENKEM BEAVER SHITCOCK BOOBS DICK CUNT RAT'S COCK SHIT FUCK PENIS CRAPFUCKER BALL SACK HORSE SHIT WANK FUCKWIT YOU WANKER HADJI PISS ARTIST FUCKING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TURD SHIT FELCHING TRANNY DOUCHEBAG ASS TITTYWANK CLEMEN CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER VAGINA BUGGER OFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HELLFIRE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE WANK NIGNOG TITTIES JENKEM FUCKWIT FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN PENIS SHITBALLS BALL SACK PIECE OF SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! ASS CUNT JENKEM RAT'S ASS FUCK DEVELOPERS! SHITTY SHITHEAD BLUE PENIS! DOUCHEBAG ARSE OH SHI– JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTTFUCKER CROTCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BULLCRAP JACKASS SHIT TURD KRAUT DOG SHIT FOUR-EYES GIVING HEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS HITLER CLUSTERFUCK DOG FUCKER JACKASS CUM POLAK VAGINA ALF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POMMIE FUCK YOU NIGGER REDNECK YOU WANKER DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BASTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TWISTY VAGINA PISSHOLE DOUCHEBAG ORGASM COMMUNIST DILDO BUGFUCK HEIL HITLER! GOBSHITE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING BASEBALL BOB SAGET FUCK YOU TIT SPRINKLES TITTYWANK SHITSLINGING CUM SNUFF PORN BONER ARSE DILDO ASS FASCIST FUCK BITCH DILDO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SCUMBAG RICK MORANIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT ASSHOLE DONKEY DICK FUCKBAG WANKSPLAT JAP HENTAI FUCK OFF ASS HOMO DICKLICK OH SHI– AUTOFELLATIO HELL CRAP ASSHOLE SHITTY INJUN ASSCRACK HOMO ASS DILDO CRAPPY JIZZ COCK CUNTRAG WANKER TITWANK PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHE NAZI BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD TITS HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE WANKER COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT FOUR-EYES PUSSY ASSRAPING ASSHOLE FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FIST FUCK INCEST SHITFACE DAMN IT DARTH VADER BALL SACK YOU WANKER AY-AY-AY CC PLZ ARSE EXTRA LONG PENIS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITSLINGING RICK MORANIS NIGGER ASS POTTYMOUTH BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TENTACLE RAPE ASSFACE BULLSHIT BUGGER OFF FRIG CHICKEN SHIT HUEY P. NEWTON RUSKIE SHIT FAG NI CRAP BOOBS GYPSY BASKETBALL HOOP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GIVING HEAD BONG CHING CHONG CHINK PISS OFF CLIT DIPSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK NAZI JACK OFF BIRD SHIT TOSSER WINDOWS VISTA WANK FUCKER COCK GIVING HEAD PICKANINNY TITS SOD BELLEND INBRED ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN BALL SACK VAGINA ASS RAT'S COCK TURD RAT'S ASS POOPOO CUNNILINGUS NIPPLES SAND NIGGER ASS FUCK CLEMEN SEX LIMEY YUKY DOODY CRAPMUNCHER ASSHOLE TWAT BULLCRAP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN WIENER BITCH BITCH JACKASS SHIT HELL JERK OFF CUNTRAG GRINGO ASSHOLE HORSE PENIS WHORE KIDDY FIDDLER BALL SACK JACK ABRAMOFF CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN ASSFACE POOPOO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SAND NIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS BEANER WOODPECKERSHIT CUNNILINGUS GOOK SAGGY TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITFACE COCK BITCH FUCK TIMBER NIGGER MALARKY BULLSHIT GO HOME AND DIE BOLLOCKS FUCK PICKANINNY PENISBIRD GOD DAMMIT JOHN ELWAY DICKHEAD HELL DIPSHIT DOUCHE ARSE PAKI DOG SHIT NIGGER TITS CHINK GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG DAMN DOUCHEBAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BULLSHIT SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD PISS ARTIST PEDOPHILIA FRITZ I AM CORNHOLIO! BUGGER MOCKIE CRAPFUCKER NICARAGUA DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT EUROIPODS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WIGGER BALLS DOG SHIT TITWANK FUCK FOUR-EYES SCROTUM DICKWAD AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST LET'S SHIT DAMN CHRISTHUMPER HELL COON HOMO PIECE OF SHIT SHIT ASS LICKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER REDSKIN YUKY DOODY ASSWIPE PISS OFF DYKE DIRTY SANCHEZ COMMUNIST DILDO SEX ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER DICK PIECE OF SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH FUCK A DUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP MONKEY'S UNCLE QUEEF BRITNEY TITTYWANK TITTYWANK FUCKING DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK REDSKIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITTY CARPET MUNCHER DEMOCRACY SHITPISSER CUNNILINGUS JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE SHITCOCK ASS DAMN FIRECROTCH FEMADOM BUTTFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSRAMMER SHIT FUCKING DIRTY SANCHEZ CUM BLUMPKIN JOHN SMILEY FACE KRAUT FUCKSTAIN CUNTYMINTS FUCKFACE DOUCHE CHUFF I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BOOBIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITPISSER THIS IS SPARTA! WANK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS URINE-GARGLING I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD DICKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING A WANK COCK FUCK DAMMIT DAMN ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! WIENER ANUSCAKE GRUE RAPE COCKGOBLIN JACK OFF NIGGER DICKLICK SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT ASS LICKER MILF COCKSMOKER SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK OFF TWAT PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI TAMPONS ASSCRACK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUGGER NIGGER TITS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CROTCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FRITZ WANKER CLUSTERFUCK WOP ART METAL PRODUCTS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELLATIO ART METAL PRODUCTS DARTH VADER CUNTBUCKET FUCKWIT DICK IN A BOX DILDO FOUR-EYES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SOD DICKHEAD DAMN IT BULLCRAP DILDO BUTT PIRATE DAMN BENSON SUCKS SHIT YUKY DOODY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE BITCH SHIT suck my mothers BOLLOCKS I CAN AFFORD FOOD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUM BUGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS FAGGOT BALLS FRITZ WANK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN CHOAD SHITFUCKER HO ASSWIPE JERRY TWAT LAKE TITICACA ABO PICKANINNY ASSHOLE LOGJAMMER DICKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOATSE BLISTERING BARNACLES BOOBS BITCH POLACK RAGHEAD AUTOFELLATIO MICK ASSFACE DAMN MACACA pen0r CHIGGER MARCH OF FLAMES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST THONG TASTER INCEST GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FEWMETS NIGGER O KURWA! JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK OFF PENIS FLYING FUCK WHORE TIMBER NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS BITCH SHITSKIN POTTYMOUTH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSFACE FUCKFACE BLUE PENIS! PEDOPHILIA FLAMING ASS BADGER PUSSY FUCKBAG ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL FUCKER GENITALIA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PIECE OF SHIT BONER GENITALIA PUSSYLICKER BRITNEY Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DYKE and with the SPRINKLES and his TOSSER of girraffes in which BALLS while reading about NIGNOG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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