Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MACACA neurochemical FUCK disorder GOATSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden FROG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or PEARL NECKLACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PRICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTTFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TAMPONS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YID BUTTFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MONKEY BALLS utterFUCKance of socially DICKFACE objectionable words).
PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's is FUCKHEAD not to be WANK confused with FUCKING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RUSTY TROMBONE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BITCH random PISSHOLE disorientation, culturally-SAGGY TITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNNILINGUS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YOU language, LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JAP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BIRD SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKSTAIN quantities BELGIUM of ANAL DIABETES ORGASM garbage.
Darnit.
A BULLCRAP Polite Note to the HONKY Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SCUMBAG article BALL SACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YOU WANKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HEIL HITLER! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SEMEN.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DYKE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BONER Tourrette's sufferers NIPPLES swear. You can TOURETTE'S SYNDROME blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WETBACK TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S COCK bad side of a terrible PEDOPHILIA thing.
- The main BUTTFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CONDOMS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'LIKE FATHER LIKE SON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITE knee BULLSHIT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BOOBIES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIGNOSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for CHAV something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITTY sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and HORSE SHIT commit WALRUS SHIT suicide.
- There is no FUCKFUCKFUCK cure, and the UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! drugs that are available to, "calm" the HITLER tics often have adverse RADIO FREE LUNCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RAT'S COCK perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHING body to go LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! numb and CROTCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOCKIE it is without the COCKSUCKER drug.
I am an active member of a CHOAD tourette syndrome FUCKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the FUCKWIT public view of Tourettes as a "DILDO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MONKEY SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FUCK sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your BAD MOTHERFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EMO this that really AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI annoys me. I am working towards a PISS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BORDER HOPPER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFUCKER, and making fun of a ANAL DIABETES horrible disorder is (not) HONKY funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.
Best CROTCH regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “HIGH WAGES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply
As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your MEG capitalist society PROTESTS.
Li Chiang “DISSIDENTS” Wen
P.S. AUTOFELLATIO Regards to Andrew COCKGOBLIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply
As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?
Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the EXTRA LONG PENIS saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my LENS CRAFTERS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine CUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DOT HEAD and COCKSMOKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOAT DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKFACE BAND WITH 4 DICK CHICKEN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITHEAD HORSE! CUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT'S HOUSE
How FELLATIO to MASTURBATION cure DUMBASS the FUCKFUCKFUCK Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BUTT-FOR-BRAINS for FUCK OFF Tourette's EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Syndrome FUCKFACE is SHITFACE following FUCKING FUCKFUCKER these JESSE McCARTNEY rules CAMEL JOCKEY in CHRISTHUMPER order:
- 1: Avoid DAMN immature GRAPE PENIS little POLACK kids,
- 2: Count to CLEMEN within RUSTY TROMBONE 10 FUCKWITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CUNT NIPPLES GO COUNT YOUR DICK nor TACO talk,
- 4: Tell PEARL NECKLACE yourself you FIST FUCK don't FUCK OFF have ORGASM this DICKFACE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITSLINGING WITH NASTY BOOBIES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the CUNT last straw BRITNEY!
I fucking put FRITZ' my comment at the TOP OF THE HENTAI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE the TOP OF SHITTY THIS MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WALRUS SHIT offensive. JENKEM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try PISS to battle SHITTY'ASS that tight-ass CHICKEN SHIT 17-year-CHIGGER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POLACK it now, but someone said MOCCASINS' BUGGER SHITTY'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FASHION BUG is a laughing IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! matter. Plus there ASSFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TESTICLE CHOKE Uncyclopedia, there are HORSE PENIS articles FRAK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIENER stuff. So JUNGLE BUNNY that means LIKE FATHER LIKE SON stop getting mad at the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! first part too and CAMEL FUCKER talking about the MICK letter that it's BALLS mocking (what SCROTUM letter? I don't even know what PEDOPHILIA the heck you're talking about). Adrian POMMIE hi self COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT even made a really ARSE good point. "It's PUNANI nothing more I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add PUSSY onto SOD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FRIG suffer that GANGBANG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POMMIE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a DONKEY DICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANK hilarious. If you CHUFF Want facts, go on WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT be offended, don't read SEX the freaking LGBT RIGHTS article anyway.
AUTOFELLATIO SPANK THE MONKEY TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK WHITE PEOPLE FUDGEPACKER PUNANI DYKE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BASTARD
DAMN HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN ORGASM PISS ARTIST BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE WOP PENIS PISSHOLE RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS SHIT PRICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS ARTIST [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BUTTFUCKER WHORE POMMIE ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNT REDSKIN FUCKER [expletive deleted] PENIS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY PEEPEE BULLSHIT DOUCHETITS BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS PUSSY PEDOPHILIA GO HOME AND DIE DIPSHIT JIGGABOO TITS & DICKS PISSHOLE FOUR-EYES BITCH POOPOO SHIT FUCKWIT CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ YOU WANKER DOM DeLUISE DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMMIT BONER DOUCHEBAG HO DAMN HADJI SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH FAG MILF GOD DAMN DELICIOUS CAKE MACACA SHITSKIN JACKASS BELLEND BLOWJOB SPUNK TURD GREASER PIECE OF SHIT NICARAGUA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA CONDOMS FUCKTARD FUCKWIT DYKE SUCK MY COCK DUNE COON CUNTBUCKET PISS ARTIST HORSE SHIT CLEMEN POMMIE HORSE SHIT TURD DIPSHIT DICKHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TOTAL RAT'S ASS ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT ARSE GOATSE MONKEY SHIT JENKEM JOHNNY DILDO YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD TACO ASS SHIT SLOPE CHOAD KISSER DAMNATION PECKERHEAD HITLER SHITTY HOSER WANK BASTARD CHAV SHITBALLS HELL BIRD SHIT BRITNEY RAGHEAD PISSHOLE DAGO CONAN O'BRIAN YOUR MOM FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING ASS FASCIST COMMUNIST DILDO WANK MARY WHITEHOUSE HONKY HORSE SHIT NIGGER SHITSKIN EMO SHIT RAT'S ASS CHRISTHUMPER DOUCHEBAG CRAP ON A STICK RAGHEAD BASTARD RICK MORANIS DAMN BIGNOSE PISSHOLE FEWMETS BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BALL SACK COMMUNIST DILDO ASSWIPE YID COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BIRD IN THE HOUSE FRITZ PENISBIRD PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD BELLEND DIPSHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA RAPE GREASER CLEMEN FUCKING A 666 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! GYPSY GOATSE FUCK NUGGET PUSSY CHOAD KISSER BALL SACK CHOAD KISSER TWAT SHOOP DA WHOOP HOMO SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING A [expletive deleted] CLEVELAND STEAMER HAIL SATAN! BALLS ARSE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICK CHICKEN FAG BITCH MASTURBATION DICKFACE MONKEY SHIT DUMBASS HOMO GOD DAMMIT BITCH YOU WANKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN IT MALARKY CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HELL BITCH GIVING HEAD DONKEY DICK MICK ANAL SON OF A BITCH WANK OSTRICH MY ASS NECROPHILIA DAMN IT FLYING FUCK NIGGER INCEST FASHION BUG D'OH 666 DOG SHIT TITTIES FUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TAFFY BUTTFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCK DILDO WANKSPLAT REBECCA BLACK BASTARD DUMBASS MASTURBATION NEGRO FAG CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE SON OF A BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK GO HOME AND DIE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JACKASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BELLEND PAKI FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX TONY LA RUSSA YID DAMN JIZZ BONG DOG FUCKER LOLCAT MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHEBAG GOOK FROG ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ANAL SHUT UP, MEG! SHITPISSER BUGGER OFF SHITTY BLISTERING BARNACLES PUNANI NICARAGUA DICKHEAD MAMA MIA HADJI PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE YID AMERICA ONLINE FUCKER TURD WANK DAMN ASSCRACK TRANNY FRENCH TICKLER PUSSY BITCH SHITTY ASSFACE NIGGER SON OF A BITCH RAGHEAD CUM EPIDIDYMIS WIENER RUSKIE BITCH DAMN FUCKTARD TITS & DICKS WEHATEMARIO SHITCOCK TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS JIZZ SCUMBAG ASSFACE [Insert stupid word you just made up here] YID WIENER PISS SPANK THE MONKEY TITTIES HELL JAP WANKSPLAT FUCK A DUCK COON OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT KIKE CLUSTERFUCK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] TAFFY JERK OFF NIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FELCHMONKEY FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD ASSHAT FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER NORTH KOREA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKFACE FUCKFACE DAMN INBRED BULLSHIT COCK SPUNK I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG BLUE PENIS! GREASER WOP BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN GOOK FUCK OFF TOWELHEAD CHOAD CUNT SON OF A BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST FUCKING JUMP! FAG POLESMOKER FOUR-EYES HELL LIMEY THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! WILLY WONKA CHINK ASS MONKEY BALLS FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FRENCH TICKLER BLOWJOB MOCCASINS SCROTUM SIGMUND FREUD LIMEY CUM KNOBJOCKEY BALL SACK TWAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT P'KANG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHETITS WOP JIZZ FUCKWIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HELL KIKE HORSE PENIS BANGKOK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCK TITS MALARKY BITCH MILF TACO RAGHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WOODPECKERSHIT TWAT CLUSTERFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE DONKEY DICK DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN MALARKY BITCH NIPPLES DUMBASS POLAK PENISPENISPENIS!!! PUSSY DILDO FELCHMONKEY CUNT SCROTUM YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN MOCKIE COMMUNIST DILDO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PEEPEE O KURWA! VAGINA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS AUTOFELLATIO PISSHOLE NECROPHILIA FUCKTARD FENCE JUMPER ASSHAT CUM BITCH HADJI SHIT BASTARD FUCK YOU WIENER PISS ARTIST SHIT PENIS AUTOFELLATIO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BUKKAKE ALEX TREBEK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS DAMN PIGFUCKER PISSHOLE BENCH PRESS SIGMUND FREUD ASS FUCK SHITBALLS MICK DAMN IT CUNT BITCH [Insert stupid word you just made up here] HEIL HITLER! BALLS CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST WANK COON FEWMETS SPUNK INCEST ASSCRACK ASSFACE DICK COCKSMOKER COCK BASTARD CUM FRIG HIGH WAGES TWAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASKETBALL HOOP PISS FUCKSTAIN RHODESIA JOHNNY SHIT DONKEY DICK MONKEY BALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKFACE ASS CHOAD KISSER GOBSHITE FUCKTARD CRAPMUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS YOUR MOM FUCKWIT FUCK NUGGET RAT'S COCK RAT'S ASS NIGGER ARSE TIT DIRT TAMPONS FUCK OFF BELLEND PRICK BUGFUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BULLSHIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BASTARD SEX DICKHEAD SHITTY PEDOPHILIA NIGNOG BUGGER FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKFACE SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLUMPKIN SPICY CUNT FUCK CUM BUTTFUCKER ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG FUCK YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES SHOOP DA WHOOP FLYING RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JOHNNY FUCKER NAZI FUCKING DICKFACE FUCK HELL GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FAGGOT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITCOCK DICK IN A BOX KNOBJOCKEY PROLES YUKY DOODY CLEVELAND STEAMER EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK BOOBS BLOWJOB FUCKING CRAP SMEG SHIT KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DILDO DAMN IT SEX CLUSTERFUCK O CANADA JACKASS SHIT DIPSHIT BITCH COLGATE I AM CORNHOLIO! EPIDIDYMIS FUCK BUKKAKE DICKHEAD POWERSHIT BITCH CANNED QUOTE NIGNOG suck my mothers MOCCASINS ASSBANDIT SEMEN LOLCAT SEMEN BASTARD BASTARD NAZI ASSWIPE WARNER MUSIC GROUP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTTFUCKER GREASER KRAUT GYPSY GRINGO NICARAGUA DAGO SHITHEAD RAPE FUCKTARD FUCK OFF ASS BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE REBECCA BLACK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPICY CUNT FUCK HUMAN RIGHTS HADJI JACK ABRAMOFF BOOBS KAFFIR DAMN SHITE ARSE ASS HORSE SHIT CC PLZ ANUSCAKE FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK NUGGET PAKI BASTARD BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK WHORE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCK WOODPECKERSHIT D'OH NAZI JIGGABOO TITMOUSE RUSTY TROMBONE JACKASS BALLS BITCH GIVING HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT BEAVER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHIT DAMN suck my mothers MACACA JOHNNY NEOPETS SHITSLINGING POLACK FUCK YOU PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHIT GARBAGE DAY! DILDO DICKHEAD CUNTSWILLING CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITTY SHITSLINGING SHITTY HONKY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HELL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKSTAIN REDNECK CHRISTHUMPER ASSCRACK ANAL NAZI FIST FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE BLOWJOB PISS OFF MY ASS CHRISTHUMPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS PUNANI LET'S SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JERK OFF DOG FUCKER CHOAD KISSER suck my mothers JENKEM FLYING FUCK HO MONKEY BALLS PIGFUCKER NIGGER SCROTUM FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER ASS PIECE OF SHIT BITCH BULLSHIT GENITALIA WOP CONAN O'BRIAN CUNNILINGUS BITCH SHITE HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! DOUCHING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT BULLSHIT ARSE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKWIT FROG MOLDY TITS TOWELHEAD BOOBIES CHICKEN SHIT FROG FUCKWIT GARBAGE DAY! MALARKY SHITFACE SUITCASE PENIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK KRAUT COCKSUCKER BULLCRAP BITCH JACKASS PUSSY SUCK MY COCK ARSE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NEGRO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TRANNY POLACK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GENITALIA FELCHMONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER [expletive deleted] RAPE FUCKTARD YOU WANKER CUNTYMINTS FUCKFACE BUTT-HEAD BONER JACKASS SHIT PENIS ASSFACE ASSFACE ASS FUCK DAMN SHITE SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT JACKASS SHIT MONKEY SHIT CHENEY CHINK WANK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WIKIPEDIA SACRAMENTO BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ DICK COON LET'S SHIT FUCKING A FUCK YOU BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BATMAN & ROBIN CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKWIT SCUMBAG FRIG GIVING HEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIPPLES SHITFUCKER PENIS O CANADA CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER FUCKFACE FUCKBAG ASSHAT BUGGER OFF FUCKING A TOTAL VAGINA LOLCAT KRAUT GREASER PUSSY FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS BOOBS BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN DOUCHEBAG CHIGGER SEMEN JACKASS SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DAGO ASSFACE NEGRO MAMA MIA FUCKBAG TITWANK NAZI WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK PIG PISS OFF LIMEY TAFFY FUCKSTAIN SUITCASE PENIS BOON MOTHERFUCKER BITCH CHIGGER SAGGY TITS JAP DICK CHICKEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELLFUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT INBRED RAGHEAD WANK SHIT COCK PUSSY JOHNNY SPICY CUNT FUCK CARPET MUNCHER CLEMEN PISSHOLE DOG FUCKER WHORE CROTCH BULLSHIT RAPE TITS CUNT LAPPER FRIG CRAP NIPPLES JACKASS FRITZ SHITFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO WANK SHITHEAD NIGGER YOGHURT CANNON CHRISTHUMPER SHITE ORGASM BALL SACK EMO POLESMOKER SHITCOCK PRICK SON OF A BITCH HELL BUGGER OFF SCROTUM COON WANKER BUTTFUCKER BASTARD CHIGGER CUNTBUCKET RAPE FUCK EMO ASSFACE DAMN WIENER SHIT LIKE A HORSE EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMMIT NECROPHILIA ASSWIPE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSCRACK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BASTARD DICKHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKING ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SHIT NAZI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FELLATIO NIGGER MICK DOUCHE NAZI FUCKSTAIN HOLY DUMB FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD JACKASS BALLS MAMA MIA SHITSKIN MARGARET THATCHER SHITCUNTING I LIKE SCHOOL YOU SUCK BALLS CUNTYMINTS FUCK OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! INCEST ASS GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER LIMEY CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK OFF JELLY BEANS GOD DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO DICKWAD MARGARET THATCHER SHITHEAD RAPE GENITALIA [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING A POTTYMOUTH CUNT HITLER PISS OFF MILF 666 WANKSPLAT BASTARD WANK WOP BITCH SHIT CUNT DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNTRAG I CAN AFFORD FOOD PIG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BELLEND SAND NIGGER ASSHAT CONAN O'BRIAN BIG FOOT SHITFACE DIPSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER SEX ASS HELL NAZI BLOWJOB WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DUMBASS DICKLICK DICKFACE BITCH DICKLICK PISSHOLE FUCK OFF TURD STRAWBERRY ASS FIST FUCK JIZZ MASTURBATION CROTCH ASSCRACK FELLATIO SEX ASSHAT SHITFUCKER ARSE BUGFUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JERK OFF SCROTUM CROTCH BITCH SON OF A BITCH CUNT DICKLICK FUCKING A JIGGABOO SIGMUND FREUD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL TITMOUSE BITCH KNOBJOCKEY FLYING FUCK PISS RAPE BITCH BELGIUM PENISBIRD BITCH CRAPMUNCHER SCROTUM GOD DAMN SCROTUM BOOBIES FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKBAG FUCKER PRICK BOOBS DOUCHING RAT'S ASS CHOLERA IS FUN! BEAVER BULLSHIT HELL ORGASM RAPE WETBACK TITS NIGNOG FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUTT PIRATE JENKEM FIRECROTCH SHIT BIRD SHIT SCUMBAG FUCK PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT BLOWJOB BEANER TITS BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE WIENER DIPSHIT SPUNK ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER PRICK AMERICA ONLINE CHING CHONG CHINK PIECE OF SHIT POOPY DOT HEAD FUCK OFF O CANADA TIMBER NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK GARBAGE DAY! MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK SHIT ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MARGARET THATCHER ASSHOLE DOUCHING CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER TITMOUSE RECTUM RAIDER WANK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BUGGER OFF BEAVER BRITNEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAT'S COCK JENKEM HELL MOLDY TITS DAMN NICARAGUA CHICKEN SHIT TAMPONS SHITFACE BAT FUCK INSANE JACK OFF FUCKFACE HELL DONALD RUMSFELD ASS TITS GENITALIA NIGNOG Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive JOHNNY and with the ALEX TREBEK and his WIENER of girraffes in which SHITTY while reading about POLESMOKER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See ASS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- ASSFACE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is ASSHAT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BUTT PIRATE subject. If you do not find it funny DAMN IT, it is probably because you are an INBRED HEIL HITLER! ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FROG If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD joke loses its humour AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so VENEREAL DISEASE ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BOOBS NECROPHILIA JERK OFF ABO JUNGLE BUNNY!!!!!I <3 COCK |
