Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKHEAD'WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 'SOD OFF'WANK'DONKEY DICK'GENITALIA'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TIMBER NIGGER look at the DICKFACE talk page of this FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK article for notes or discussion before RUSKIE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MILF neurochemical FUCK disorder MONKEY SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOG SHIT, sudden FELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HONKY or LET'S SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PEARL NECKLACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTERFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITSKIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WHORE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITCUNTING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially ASSHOLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

[expletive deleted] Tourette's is SPIC not to be FENCE JUMPER confused with BOLLOCKS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DUMBASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves REDSKIN random POOPY disorientation, culturally-CHAV-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I WILL END YOU! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, ASSHAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TIT SPRINKLES HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOOBIES souvenir shoppes and massive COCKSMOKER quantities JACKASS of ANAL DIABETES GREASER garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMN Polite Note to the SAND NIGGER Author:

The VAGINA Tourette's TOWELHEAD Research Institute was DOUCHING founded to DICKHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOLLOCKS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DUNE COON article CUNT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MONKEY SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIGNOG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PUSSY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers TAMPON IN MY ASS swear. You can BELLEND blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame [Insert silly non-swear here] TV, for always focusing on the GRIS bad side of a terrible GREASER thing.
• The main BUTT PIRATE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DILDO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMMIT knee IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is 30 CASES OF PICKLES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACKASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! school for JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NAZI sufferers to become VAGINA manically depressed and ASSRAPING commit CUNT suicide.
• There is no SHITFUCKER cure, and the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOG SHIT tics often have adverse FUCKING JUMP! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CRAPMUNCHER perodol" which caused my entire RICK MORANIS body to go MAMA MIA numb and BELLEND basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHING it is without the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! drug.

I am an active member of a CLEMEN tourette syndrome CHUFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HOT GRITS the FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK public view of Tourettes as a "PISS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SOD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HORSE PENIS sorry for CHINK "hi-jacking" your SCUMBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK this that really BUGGER annoys me. I am working towards a COCKSMOKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOG SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I AM CORNHOLIO!, and making fun of a CHINK horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best POOPOO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. BUKKAKE Regards to Andrew DONKEY DICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The PISSHOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHOLE punch him if you FUCKING A want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANKSPLAT saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITCUNTING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOG SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUGGER and JIZZ playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BOYCOTT VIACOM! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MALARKY BAND WITH 4 BASTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! DOG SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOG SHIT'S HOUSE

How KITTENS to POOPY cure ASSFACE the SON OF A BITCH Tourette's TIT SPRINKLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ANAL for FUCKING A Tourette's TWAT Syndrome GRINGO is DOUCHE following I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! these HELL rules FUCKSTAIN in JIZZ order:

• 1: Avoid EPIDIDYMIS immature NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! little COCKSHITTER kids,
• 2: Count to DOUCHETITS within FUCK OFF 10 HI, BILLY MAYS HEREseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MOLDY TITS BULLSHIT I WILL KILL YOU! nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell BELLEND yourself you JERRY don't NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! have ASS FASCIST this GYPSY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK QUEEF WITH NASTY HITLER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JIGGABOO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOG SHIT last straw ALEX TREBEK!

I fucking put SUGARTITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE PUNANI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITFACE the TOP OF PUSSYLICKER THIS ADMINS ARE GAY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INCEST offensive. YOU WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSFACE people who try SHIT to battle PUSSY'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS that tight-ass ASSHOLE 17-year-ARSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BALLS it now, but someone said DAMN' SLOPE P'KANG'GRINGO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKFACE is a laughing FEMADOM matter. Plus there ASSCRACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BLISTERING BARNACLES Uncyclopedia, there are SCUMBUCKET articles CRAPPY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PEARL NECKLACE stuff. So FUCKER that means BUGGER OFF stop getting mad at the JUNGLE BUNNY first part too and ASS talking about the Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! letter that it's PRICK mocking (what BONG letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian RICK MORANIS hi self PISSHOLE even made a really CRACKER good point. "It's FUCKER nothing more PISS OFF MY ASS from a head nod to a SHIT knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add JERRY onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANKSPLAT suffer that JUNGLE BUNNY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YOU be, because if I were a WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SAMUEL L. JACKSON hilarious. If you BOOBIES Want facts, go on ARSE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BAD MOTHERFUCKER be offended, don't read CUNTYMINTS the freaking CHOAD article anyway.

DICK CHICKEN DUMBASS SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS SHITSKIN DUNE COON TOSSER YOU WANKER SHITBALLS PISSHOLE ASSCRACK

COCK FAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITE MOTHERFUCKER COCK FUCKER NECROPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS HORSE SHIT SPUNK REBECCA BLACK PENISFUCK FUCKSTAIN POLACK CUNT SCUMBUCKET ASSWIPE SCUMBAG DONKEY PUNCHER FRIG FUCKWIT CLIT DOUCHE NAZI SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGNOG CHIGGER SHITE SAND NIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK WANK BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK TOWELHEAD GOBSHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOBSHITE YOU WANKER ALEX TREBEK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOOBIES BALLS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BITCH FUCKHEAD SHIT FRIG PUSSYLICKER DOUCHE NAZI MARGARET THATCHER PEDOPHILIA HATE HATE HAT FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG FUCK OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHINK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RUSKIE DOUCHE NAZI INBRED FUCK A DUCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? OH SHI– CC PLZ ORGASM TAMPONS SPUNK FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WANKSPLAT [Insert swear here] WIENER ORGASM CRAPMUNCHER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TWAT CUNT JAP SAMUEL L. JACKSON ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKER RAGHEAD [Insert swear here] PUSSY CHENEY BULLSHIT CLEAN DRINKING WATER SHITTY TITS ASSWIPE POMMIE HOMO COCKSUCKER CHICKEN FRIES PISS FUCK OFF CHOAD TITTIES KAFFIR FUCKHEAD INBRED BALL SACK DIPSHIT EMO FUCKING BASEBALL CUNTRAG TITWANK BASTARD CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD BULLCRAP GOD DAMN SUCK MY DICK CUNTBUCKET PIGFUCKER TURD TWAT SUCK A BIG DICK CHOAD DYKE HONKY TIT DIRT RAPE HEIL HITLER! DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA ORGASM BOOBS CRAPFUCKER FLYING FUCK BORDER HOPPER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GANGBANG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FENCE JUMPER ASS SPUNK SHITTY EXTRA LONG PENIS LOLCAT NAZI suck my mothers P'KANG FRENCH TICKLER WEHATEMARIO ASSWIPE SHITE WIENER DICKFACE TITS RUSTY TROMBONE O CANADA PUSSYLICKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JIZZ POLACK POLACK NIPPLES POLACK D'OH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY HELLFUCKER CUNT BIGNOSE TACO I WILL END YOU! PISS RECTUM RAIDER JERK OFF BORDER HOPPER FUCK CUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF JACKASS SHIT FRED PHELPS FUCKHEAD FUCK FLYING FUCK TITWANK HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE CRAP FUCK SHITTY GRASS MUD HORSE ANAL CUNT INBRED REBECCA BLACK BLUE PENIS! FUCKTARD CRAPFUCKER CONDOMS FUCK OFF PISS OFF CONDOMS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOUCHETITS SPUNK BULLCRAP BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER PUSSYLICKER DIPSHIT POOPY LET'S SHIT MALARKY CUNT DICKHEAD HOT GRITS FIST FUCK PISSHOLE YOU WANKER BITCH PISS OFF BULLSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER MALARKY BALL SACK ASSFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOD WIKIPEDIA PEEPEE SUCK MY DICK DUMBASS GRINGO CUNNILINGUS COON SHITHEAD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! WANK ASSCRACK WEHATEMARIO DOUCHEBAG PENIS ON A STICK BUTT-HOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT POLESMOKER FUCK NIGGER TITS PISS JOHN SMILEY FACE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE [expletive deleted] TWAT HO WETBACK GOD DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER BULLCRAP FRENCH TICKLER GENITALIA 666 LIMEY SIGMUND FREUD BITCH PAKI BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY DOUCHETITS 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKFACE TAFFY BUGFUCK TITTYWANK JOHN SMILEY FACE CAMEL JOCKEY WANK YOU BORDER HOPPER ASSWIPE FUCKBAG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WOODPECKERSHIT COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING JUMP! FUCKWIT BASTARD GOAT DICK WOP COMMUNIST DILDO BEANER TITMOUSE NIGGER JACKASS TAMPONS CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER suck my mothers CUNT FEWMETS FROG INCEST SAGGY TITS FELCHING RAPE WIGGER SEX CONDOMS BELLEND RECTUM RAIDER ASSRAMMER MOTHERFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE TAFFY HAIL SATAN! ARSE CRACKER CLEMEN MONKEY SHIT DAMN BUKKAKE SHITTY HELL JACKASS FUCKSTAIN FUDGEPACKER WANK BITCH DYKE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JIZZ [Insert silly non-swear here] TWAT INJUN PISS ARTIST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS YOU WANKER BASTARD BUGGER POLACK BUTT PIRATE BITCH DOG SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK BUTT PIRATE CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BELLEND MALARKY FUCKER POLAK PORCH MONKEY CUNT LIMEY FUCK NUGGET FAGGOT FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GOD DAMN CRACKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DILDO COCKSMOKER FUCKWIT SHITTY SHITFACE BELLEND CLIT SHITFUCKER BASTARD GOVERNMENT FILTERS SLOPE SHITFUCKER DUMBASS GOD DAMN WANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITS TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING A SEX FUCK SHITPISSER SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY HITLER STUB BITCH DOG SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD FUCKER PISSHOLE YOU WANKER FUCKFACE FRENCH TICKLER BUTTFUCKER HELL DONGSHOVER BUTTFUCKER CUNT JACKASS WILLY WONKA ARSE INJUN SUCK MY COCK ASSWIPE INCEST FUCK YOU DILDO DONKEY DICK COCK BRITNEY NEGRO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAGO URINE-GARGLING GOD DAMN FUCK A DUCK ASSFACE PISS OFF BASTARD SHITTY HOLY DUMB FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST STEVE BALLMER CONDOMS SAMUEL L. JACKSON PIG SHITE CARPET MUNCHER WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHIT COCKSUCKER COCKGOBLIN ANAL CUM CAMEL JOCKEY HAIL SATAN! PORCH MONKEY BATHING SUIT AREA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WANKSPLAT POMMIE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FLYING FUCK I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKER BASTARD SHITFACE JACKASS NAZI FAG SHITTY FUCK BALL SACK HO CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING ASS DOUCHE ASSHAT FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER D'OH SCUMBUCKET JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK NUGGET JAP DAMN WIKIPEDIA DAMMIT RAPE CLEVELAND STEAMER TENTACLE RAPE CANNED QUOTE SHIT SHITCOCK NIPPLES FELLATIO INCEST FEWMETS CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN NAZI FIST FUCK MAMA MIA DOUCHEBAG DICKFACE SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT ASS SHITHEAD BUKKAKE SEX SOD OFF NAZI FUCK GOAT DICK NIGGER SCROTUM BITCH BOLLOCKS JOHN ELWAY KIKE PENIS ON A BUN JERK OFF SUGARTITS GRAPE PENIS POLESMOKER SPICY CUNT FUCK CHOAD SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS COCK GRAPE PENIS PECKERHEAD MOCCASINS SHIT P'KANG COCKSHITTER DIPSHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS GO HOME AND DIE TITTIES DAMMIT CUM JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT NIGGER TITS DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHOLE CHINK YOU WANKER ORGASM ASS WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHAT ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! PEARL NECKLACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK POLAK BORDER HOPPER POLAK WANK FUCK ASS COCK BONER JIZZ DICK IN A BOX DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS CAMEL JOCKEY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PENISFUCK FRAK SHITTY FUCKWIT PISSHOLE BIRD IN THE HOUSE SPIC PISSHOLE SUGARTITS DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS PEEPEE CRAPMUNCHER DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS OFF ASSWIPE SLOPE BUGGER AY-AY-AY HELL SHITFACE SHIT BOOBIES DAMNATION DEVELOPERS! GENITALIA DICKFACE BITCH TOSSER PENIS SHIT JIGGABOO TAFFY BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS SHIT SEMEN FUCK ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK FUCKING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITSLINGING FLAMING ASS BADGER DOT HEAD NIGGER ASSCRACK BITCH CHINK PEDOPHILIA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE PRICK FUCKFACE FUCKBAG TAMPONS YOU WANKER DAMNATION SHITHEAD ASS BOB SAGET CUNT RAPE FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BONER TITS SHITHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS BITCH FUCKWIT SHITE DAMMIT GOAT DICK PRICK NIGNOG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT REBECCA BLACK SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOLDY TITS WANK YOU WANKER SHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FAGGOT SHITFACE JOHNNY RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAPE FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE GANGBANG SEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH TUBA SOD DONKEY DICK HADJI DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! DAMN FUCKTARD PUSSY BUTTFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE JACKASS SHIT PRICK DAMN FUCKTARD DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK PUSSYLICKER SHITTY CONDOMS WANKSPLAT BUTT PIRATE ASS FASCIST WIENER DAMN CUNT NAZI YID FUCK WIENER BALL SACK NAZI CHINK DILDO POLESMOKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI KAFFIR TITS SHITFACE SCROTUM SHITSLINGING HADJI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE ASSHAT BALL SACK FUCKING DELICIOUS CAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COCKSMOKER SHITSLINGING JUMPING JESUS!!! SHUT UP, MEG! NECROPHILIA DIRTY SANCHEZ MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE DIPSHIT SHIT GO HOME AND DIE PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! DICKFACE BALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NAZI FOUR-EYES TIMBER NIGGER JERRY PUSSY BLISTERING BARNACLES TRANNY DAMN IT PENIS ASSFACE BOOBIES TWAT ASSHAT PRICK FUCK VAGINA SCUMBAG NIPPLES P'KANG FUCKER HELL CHINK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS MOCCASINS WANK GRUE RAPE PISS ARTIST WILLY WONKA ASS MACACA YOU WANKER CC PLZ RAPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PRICK SOD FUCKFACE CHENEY BULLCRAP BOOBS CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER SHIT DAMN IT GOD DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS DICK TITS TAMPON IN MY ASS DUMBASS ASSWIPE MILF 30 CASES OF PICKLES JOHNNY CUNT HONKY SHIT RAT'S ASS HELL SAND NIGGER WIKIPEDIA CRACKER GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN JAP CUNTING ASSCRACK CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLINGING ASSFACE SHIT SHIT RAT'S COCK WANK ANAL FUCK OFF DUNE COON INBRED FUCKHEAD CHUFF WIGGER HORSE PENIS MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING FUCKTARD SUCK MY DICK COON DICK NIGGER NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK CUNT PISS ARTIST BASTARD FUCKING CLEMEN SHIT HITLER PISS OFF DAMN IT KIKE COCKGOBLIN HELL GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE BLUMPKIN BUKKAKE DAMN DICKFACE FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EMO FUCKING MOCKIE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PEARL NECKLACE PUNANI DOT HEAD CUNNILINGUS SHITCOCK SPANK THE MONKEY TITS HEIL HITLER! O KURWA! CUNTYMINTS RAT'S ASS RAINBOWS CUNT TITS & DICKS FIST FUCK GIVING HEAD WIENER FUCKFACE BIGNOSE BUGGER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG [expletive deleted] INBRED JUSTIN BIEBER WANK QUEEF SON OF A BITCH JERRY HELL SHIT GRIS NECROPHILIA HORSE SHIT ANUSCAKE CUNT CRAPPER PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU JENKEM BOB SAGET FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TIT SPRINKLES SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD ICE CREAM SCUMBUCKET CUNNILINGUS FUCKING SHITBALLS DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE PISS ARTIST SHUT UP, MEG! TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DIPSHIT ABO ASSRAPING FUDGEPACKER HOMO FLYING FUCK CUNT DUMBASS WALRUS SHIT ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER BUKKAKE ASSHOLE WANK PUSSY DOUCHE NAZI SPIC DOG FUCKER FAGGOT SHITE FRITZ ART METAL PRODUCTS GREASER REDSKIN DUMBASS RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS WANKSPLAT BITCH JERK OFF CUNT DUMBASS YOU WANKER SHIT MALL SANTA VAGINA FUCK BOOBIES CHIGGER BONG BBBBBBBBB! SCUMBAG DAMMIT JACK ABRAMOFF REDNECK JACKASS SHIT O CANADA FUCK YOU MALARKY PROTESTS SAGGY TITS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK POMMIE ART METAL PRODUCTS PRICK FUCK BUKKAKE GENITALIA WIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING DICK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GYPSY JACKASS PISS DICK TITS LOGJAMMER FUCKTARD JERK OFF VAGINA FUCKER AMERICA ONLINE MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS BASTARD GREASER NIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS ASSFACE TENTACLE RAPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI VAGINA COCK DAMN IT DYKE BALLS BULLCRAP I'LL RAPE YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SON OF A BITCH FRAK SHITFACE DICKHEAD DAMN FUCK FUCK NICARAGUA SOD CUNT HADJI SHIT FUCKHEAD GREASER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKING A DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK JOHNNY SHITCOCK CHIGGER YOUR MOM DAMN BITCH HELL FUCKING THONG TASTER FELLATIO ARSE SHIT ASS FUCK SPIC FUCKTARD MILF FUCK BASTARD BITCH YOU WANKER FUCKING JUMP! INBRED FUCKING FEWMETS ARSE DICKHEAD CRAP ON A STICK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH DOUCHE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITHEAD GOOK BASTARD BLUMPKIN [expletive deleted] SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMMIT JACKASS HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TOTAL CUNT CRAPPER ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE BASTARD [EXPLETIVE] LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITFUCKER SUCK MY DICK SHITSLINGING DAMN FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA RECTUM RAIDER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TIMBER NIGGER SHIT MONKEY SHIT suck my mothers SHITPISSER SHITFUCKER BITCH TAMPONS YOU WANKER FIRECROTCH ARSE JOHN ELWAY COCK BOOBS CRAPMUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE CONDOMS PEDOPHILIA PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SIGMUND FREUD GOD DAMMIT ASS LICKER FUCKTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICK CHICKEN VENEREAL DISEASE BONER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CARPET MUNCHER KIKE WANK GOD DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK DOUCHETITS SHITE MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES BOON YOUR MOM REDNECK PENIS ON A STICK DICKHEAD TAMPONS TITTYWANK TURD JOHNNY FUCKING POMMIE DAMN IT COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the FUDGEPACKER and his DAMN of girraffes in which PRICK while reading about MACACA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CONDOMS