Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'FELLATIO'TENTACLE RAPE'DAMMIT'BUTT-HEAD'CUNTING ASSCRACK'PENIS ON A STICK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOUR MOM neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITS, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS or FLYING FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAGHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOG SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRAPMUNCHER BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HELL utterFUCKance of socially HELL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMN television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

BELGIUM Tourette's is SCRATCH! GROUNDER! not to be CUNT confused with BALL SACK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUTTFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS random INCEST disorientation, culturally-FENCE JUMPER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WINDOWS VISTA language, NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLUSTERFUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLEVELAND STEAMER souvenir shoppes and massive AUTOFELLATIO quantities GOD DAMMIT of ANAL DIABETES SIGMUND FREUD garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTTFUCKER Polite Note to the FUCKER Author:

The YID Tourette's CRAP Research Institute was PAKI founded to CROTCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HADJI Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELLFUCKER article FUCK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DUNE COON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YOU changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BAD MOTHERFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GREASER Tourrette's sufferers VAGINA swear. You can HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING BASEBALL TV, for always focusing on the SHITBALLS bad side of a terrible NAZI thing.
• The main LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee SHITFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GOATSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT LIKE A HORSE school for HADJI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PUNANI sufferers to become ABO manically depressed and FUCKTARD commit DIPSHIT suicide.
• There is no GRIS cure, and the GOD DAMMIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the INBRED tics often have adverse HOMO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING A perodol" which caused my entire BIRD IN THE HOUSE body to go DYKE numb and FUCKING BASEBALL basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITTIES it is without the ALEX TREBEK drug.

I am an active member of a PRICK tourette syndrome GRIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the JOHN SMILEY FACE public view of Tourettes as a "FLYING RAT'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is VAGINA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POLESMOKER sorry for DICKHEAD "hi-jacking" your DOUCHETITS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MILF this that really TESTICLE CHOKE annoys me. I am working towards a GYPSY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMMIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BIRD SHIT, and making fun of a YOUR MOM horrible disorder is (not) PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TESTICLE CHOKE time.

Best WANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those GOVERNMENT FILTERS countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. RAPE Regards to Andrew PICKANINNY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The COCKSMOKER bastard who wrote this article. You can NINTENDOGS punch him if you CHING CHONG CHINK want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TWAT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my PUNANI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CRAP and DONKEY DICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BAND WITH 4 YOU WANKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BASTARD HORSE! TITS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITS'S HOUSE

How PENIS to MACACA cure SHITSLINGING the GYPSY Tourette's GANGBANG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for SHITSLINGING Tourette's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Syndrome POMMIE is DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! following CLEVELAND STEAMER these FUCK rules FUCKING in PORCUPINE'S BALLS order:

• 1: Avoid SLOPE immature CRAPFUCKER little BIRD IN THE HOUSE kids,
• 2: Count to BITCH within CHOAD 10 VENEREAL DISEASEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKHEAD nor SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell GOATSE yourself you AAAAAAAAA! don't LIMEY have MY ANUS IS BLEEDING this PEARL NECKLACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POLESMOKER WITH NASTY ASSHAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITS last straw CC PLZ!

I fucking put FUDGEPACKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FROG'S FAT ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING JUMP! the TOP OF REDSKIN THIS TURD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PRICK offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to AAAAAAAAA! people who try NIGGER to battle DYKE'BOOBS that tight-ass LOGJAMMER 17-year-ANUSCAKE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUM it now, but someone said WANK' SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT'GOD DAMMIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING INCEST is a laughing AMERICA ONLINE matter. Plus there MOCCASINS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FELLATIO Uncyclopedia, there are BUGFUCK articles KAFFIR about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKER stuff. So DAMN that means DICK CHICKEN stop getting mad at the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT first part too and GARBAGE DAY! talking about the SPICY CUNT FUCK letter that it's BALLS mocking (what PICKANINNY letter? I don't even know what DICKWAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHUFF hi self PISS ARTIST even made a really ASSFACE good point. "It's DIPSHIT nothing more DICK CHICKEN from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. Which I'll add BUTT PIRATE onto PISS OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CTHULHU FHTAGN suffer that BUGFUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TWAT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIGGER be, because if I were a FUCKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHE hilarious. If you CHIGGER Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCK be offended, don't read BENSON SUCKS the freaking NORTH KOREA article anyway.

INCEST FUCKFACE COCK FUCK OFF PISS OFF CHOAD SHIT FEMADOM PISS ARTIST BASTARD

CHINK MOTHERFUCKER WIENER PISS OFF MY ASS pen0r JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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BITCH SHIT WIENER DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DARTH VADER MARCH OF FLAMES LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITFACE PISS OFF JUNGLE BUNNY SUCK MY COCK OSTRICH MY ASS MICK CLUSTERFUCK ARSEBADGERS SHITBALLS DAMN [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] CUNTRAG DICKFACE BAT FUCK INSANE ORGASM JACK OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NIGGER I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN CUNT FUCKER DARTH VADER WANK DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOG SHIT DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER GIVING HEAD SHITE SHITSLIDE MALARKY ORGASM TITS & DICKS EMO PISS ARTIST CAMEL JOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK DONALD RUMSFELD NECROPHILIA OSTRICH MY ASS SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER ANAL DOUCHING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FRENCH TICKLER PAKI AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING BASEBALL LET'S SHIT REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BLOWJOB SHITPISSER DAMN SHIT PRICK GOD DAMMIT MARCH OF FLAMES YOGHURT CANNON ASSBANDIT ASS FUCKWIT CHOAD FLAMEVIPER JAP POO POO BLOWJOB PEDOPHILIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BLUMPKIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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CUM PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BULLSHIT CONAN O'BRIAN ASSCRACK SUITCASE PENIS FUCK YOU JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNT DICK CHICKEN DOUCHING TITS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FROG'S FAT ASS DONKEY PUNCHER BONER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHE GREASER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PISS ARTIST CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A STICK VAGINA SCROTUM CLEMEN FEWMETS BLUMPKIN JACK ABRAMOFF MONKEY'S UNCLE PIG DOG FUCKER DAMN HELL FEWMETS BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHINK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SEMEN FUCK TACO ASSWIPE SPIC FUCK CRAPFUCKER INJUN SHITBALLS ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL BUTT PIRATE FUCK HO JERRY BUTT-HOLE FUCK A DUCK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS DUMBASS HELLFIRE DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX INBRED GIVING HEAD FUCKER ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOMO FRAK SEX D'OH PEARL NECKLACE ASSCRACK PISSHOLE DAMN BITCH NICARAGUA SON OF A BITCH ASS ASSWIPE DICKLICK FUCKTARD ASSHAT SHITSLINGING DICK TITS ASSFACE ARSE PISS ARTIST NEOPETS WIGGER FRAK CRAPPY ASSHAT DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX WIENER COCKGOBLIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS SHIT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 QUEEF FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF PECKERHEAD KIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WARNER MUSIC GROUP INCEST CHINK HADJI MOTHERFUCKER FUCK PISS ARTIST CONDOMS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN PICKANINNY TAMPONS CRACKER REDNECK DIPSHIT ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK CUNT DAMN COCKSUCKER NORTH KOREA FUCK OFF DAGO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MOCCASINS FROG'S FAT ASS JENKEM JACKASS GIVING HEAD HORSE SHIT REBECCA BLACK HELL PISSHOLE AMERICA ONLINE JACKASS DAMN CUNT FLYING FUCK I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS PENIS POLACK ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY GANGBANG GOBSHITE SOD JACKASS SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BITCH INCEST COCKSUCKER ASSWIPE STRAWBERRY ASS HIV NEGATIVE FASHION BUG JUSTIN BIEBER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] POMMIE JACKASS SHIT CLIT WANK TAFFY FUCKING A RAGHEAD SHITTY ASS NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER RAPE FUCKER DICKHEAD CUNTYMINTS CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY COMMUNIST DILDO FUDGEPACKER FUCK OFF KIKE TIT SPRINKLES GOD DAMN SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICK CHICKEN PENIS BELGIUM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! DIPSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS CHOAD DUNE COON SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BIG FOOT DICK TITS DAMMIT BOLLOCKS EAT MY SHIT! FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF SHITE INBRED GOBSHITE PENIS CUNTSWILLING BLUE PENIS! JIGGABOO NAZI FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIGGER TITS ANUSCAKE SHITE FUCKTARD DOUCHING REBECCA BLACK JERK OFF ASSWIPE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SUITCASE PENIS CUM WANK COCKSUCKER WIKIPEDIA ASSCRACK SHITCOCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK YOU BIG FOOT NECROPHILIA SAND NIGGER MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMN DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER CONDOMS TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING SHIT GOBSHITE CHICKEN SHIT RAPE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S COCK PISSHOLE DUNE COON CUNT FELCHING BULLCRAP WALRUS SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT JAP FUCKER BUTTFUCKER ASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER SHIT BOLLOCKS BUKKAKE BITCH WIENER TITS TOSSER CHOAD DUMBASS TITS & DICKS RAPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK OFF NEGRO FUCKING JUMP! 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FUCK OFF SCROTUM HO GOD DAMN CARPET MUNCHER SEMEN JAP CHRISTHUMPER TITWANK BOOBIES WOODPECKERSHIT GRINGO MONKEY BALLS PENISBIRD JOHNNY DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITCOCK PAKI HOT GRITS ASSBANDIT BUTTFUCKER BASTARD DAMMIT AY-AY-AY FUCKER BITCH HELL SHITE MASTURBATION SHITE RUSTY TROMBONE KAFFIR SUGARTITS CUM NIGGER SHITPISSER CUNTRAG FELCHING SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS FENCE JUMPER CHENEY NI DOODIE HEAD PUSSY DUNE COON SOD OFF SUCK MY DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUEEF THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHIGGER INBRED D'OH DILDO MOCCASINS TITTIES SUGAR WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FAGGOT BANGKOK TURD BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKSTAIN HONKY WANKSPLAT FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN PISS UP MY ARSE SLOPE BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNTRAG BOB SAGET BALLS FUCKWIT GOOK CRAPPY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHIGGER HELL MALL SANTA WOODPECKERSHIT SCUMBAG SPICY CUNT FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIKIPEDIA PISS OFF MY ASS AMERICA ONLINE CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING JUMP! CHAV URINE-GARGLING REDSKIN BUTTFUCKER DICKLICK BITCH PUSSY PRICK JACKASS KIKE SHAKOPEE FUCKER BLUMPKIN DAGO DICK FRENCH TICKLER FUCKFACE SEX SUITCASE PENIS CLUSTERFUCK SPUNK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BALLS SHITE [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DAMN VAGINA GOATSE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN BALL SACK SON OF A BITCH INVISIBLE! SAGGY TITS FUCKWIT SHIT RAT'S ASS HENTAI COCKSMOKER NECROPHILIA CUNNILINGUS HELL FUCK PENIS ON A STICK SHITE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITFACE WIGGER MONKEY BALLS CUNT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 WALRUS SHIT FUCKWIT DEVELOPERS! BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHAKOPEE DICKHEAD FENCE JUMPER ORGASM POLACK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITFACE DICKLICK DAGO SEMEN MICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NIPPLES SHITSLINGING ASS BONG NIPPLES ASSCRACK TURD JIZZ ASSFACE CLIT CUM Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMMIT and with the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH and his DAMN of girraffes in which TOURETTE'S IS FUN while reading about DOUCHE NAZI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BOLLOCKS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOUCHEBAG