Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE'BUTTFUCKER'DOT HEAD'TONY LA RUSSA'COON'GOAT DICK'FUCKFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKING look at the FLYING FUCK talk page of this DAMN article for notes or discussion before FUCKING editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder CHINK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TACO, sudden ABO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAPE or YID vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MARGARET THATCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCUMBAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POMMIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HONKY EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTT PIRATE utterFUCKance of socially TAFFY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIGNOSE television programs to address FRAK Tourette's syndrome.

AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's is FRAK not to be PISS ARTIST confused with FUCKING A Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PRICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOT HEAD random SHITFACE disorientation, culturally-NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WARNER MUSIC GROUP language, SHITE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BEAVER CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PEDOPHILIA souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHAT quantities FUCKSTAIN of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A SMEG Polite Note to the ASSCRACK Author:

The CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Tourette's TWAT Research Institute was SACRAMENTO founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POLACK article SHITSKIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I WILL KILL YOU! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BELLEND changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BASTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOT HEAD Tourrette's sufferers POMMIE swear. You can FUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TV, for always focusing on the BAD MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible BOOBIES thing.
• The main REDNECK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLEMEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNTRAG knee INBRED NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUKKAKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK NUGGET cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITHEAD school for GOD DAMMIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAPFUCKER sufferers to become SAND NIGGER manically depressed and TENTACLE RAPE commit IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

suicide.

• There is no MILF cure, and the CUNNILINGUS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEDOPHILIA tics often have adverse ASSHAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOCCASINS perodol" which caused my entire DAMN IT body to go SHITFACE numb and ASSWIPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than POMMIE it is without the FUCKSTAIN drug.

I am an active member of a SPANK THE MONKEY tourette syndrome AUTOFELLATIO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is VAGINA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am VAGINA sorry for CONAN O'BRIAN "hi-jacking" your WIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really MARCH OF FLAMES annoys me. I am working towards a TIT DIRT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS LICKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TRANNY, and making fun of a SHITFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSCRACK time.

Best BUTT-HOLE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “EDITABLE DYK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. FUCKTARD Regards to Andrew DICKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The TWAT bastard who wrote this article. You can JUSTIN BIEBER punch him if you ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “MUGABE'S MOMMA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DIPSHIT saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TACO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT and PUSSY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELLFIRE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANKER BAND WITH 4 MORGAN TSVANGIRAI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNTSWILLING HORSE! TACO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TACO'S HOUSE

How FLUFFY CLOUD to BEAVER cure FUCK the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Tourette's SHUT UP, MEG! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOU SUCK BALLS for BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's FUCK Syndrome DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! is DAMN IT following SHITTY these RAPE rules ASSWIPE in DOUCHE NAZI order:

• 1: Avoid SHITPISSER immature POLAK little BITCH kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKTARD within SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 10 FUCKFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISSHOLE DONGSHOVER GREASER nor SNUFF PORN talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT yourself you DAMN don't ASSWIPE have AUTOFELLATIO this DUMBASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCK WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TACO last straw DAMN!

I fucking put CLIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMMIT the TOP OF GOD DAMN THIS INBRED ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BALL SACK offensive. BLISTERING BARNACLES. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITS people who try All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy to battle INBRED'SHITHEAD that tight-ass TAFFY 17-year-ALEX TREBEK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BITCH it now, but someone said WANK' FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITWANK'DYKE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHOAD KISSER is a laughing SPANK THE MONKEY matter. Plus there DARTH VADER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POOPOO Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles CHING CHONG CHINK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANK stuff. So SHITFUCKER that means POMMIE stop getting mad at the POOPOO first part too and RAGHEAD talking about the TWAT letter that it's FUCKER mocking (what PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! letter? I don't even know what DAMNED TABERNACLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian WIGGER hi self WANK even made a really PISS OFF good point. "It's RIVER CRABS SUCK nothing more SHITFACE from a head nod to a DAMMIT knee tick". PORCUPINE'S BALLS. Which I'll add BENCH PRESS onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that FUCKTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOTHERFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SUITCASE PENIS be, because if I were a GREASER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FLYING RAT'S ASS hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on BASTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll AUTOFELLATIO be offended, don't read FEWMETS the freaking FROG article anyway.

DOUCHING ASSBANDIT BLUMPKIN JACKASS BUGGER OFF MARGARET THATCHER GENITALIA DIPSHIT ASSFACE DICKWAD

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MASTURBATION LET'S SHIT NIGGER SHITSLIDE FRITZ SOD YID BUGFUCK TIMBER NIGGER CUNT DAMN GYPSY DAMN COCKGOBLIN POLAK BUTT-HOLE [expletive deleted] FLYING RAT'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNNILINGUS GYPSY MILF BONER MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG CRAPPY SIGMUND FREUD CONDOMS INJUN NIPPLES SPIC CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS GOD DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOAT DICK BITCH TENTACLE RAPE DICK IN A BOX FAG FUCKTARD GANGBANG POMMIE BASTARD DUMBASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WIENER SHITSKIN CHUFF BUGFUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SLOPE RAGHEAD SUCK MY COCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SOD REDNECK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BRUSH MA TEETH PUNANI SUCK MY COCK AUTOFELLATIO BALL SACK CUNTBUCKET JACK OFF POTTYMOUTH FUCK YOU JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WHITE RIGHTS DAMMIT FEMADOM BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS TWAT PENIS PEARL NECKLACE ASSCRACK SHITSKIN FUCK CHOAD KISSER TIT DIRT BOLLOCKS SHITTY SHITSKIN BLOWJOB MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITFACE BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCK SHITE ASSFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA ASSWIPE BATMAN & ROBIN NORTH KOREA KIKE ASS LICKER LIMEY DAMN IT JACKASS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER CUNTSWILLING DAMN DOUCHEBAG WINDOWS VISTA HELL DUMBASS ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK GOAT DICK MASTURBATION SCRATCH! 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COCK FRIG FUCKER FUCKWIT JACK OFF FAG DOG SHIT DOG FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER POMMIE YOU WANKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DUMBASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JUNGLE BUNNY GOOK SHITE NIGGER CUNTBUCKET PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITHEAD BITCH TOURETTE'S IS FUN SHIT HELLFUCKER SHITFACE COCKGOBLIN FUCKFACE SEX BUGFUCK DICKLICK ASSHOLE DUMBASS PISSHOLE PIKACHU SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT RADIO FREE LUNCH JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHAT FIST FUCK CUNT CAMEL FUCKER ASSHAT TITS FUCK OFF JOHNNY BATMAN & ROBIN I WILL KILL YOU! 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JERRY PIGFUCKER WEHATEMARIO REDNECK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSFACE FLYING FUCK FUCK ASS GYPSY CENSORSHIP QUEEF THONG TASTER ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUTT-HEAD COCKSMOKER INBRED 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WANKER BORDER HOPPER SOD OFF BITCH FOUR-EYES VANITY PAGES ROCK NEGRO CUNT WHITE RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN CHING CHONG CHINK SHITSLINGING WANK ASSHOLE BUKKAKE TURD BRITNEY REDSKIN NIGNOG FASHION BUG SHITSLINGING FUCKER HELL RECTUM RAIDER PAKI NIPPLES FOUR-EYES GOD DAMMIT WANKSPLAT GO HOME AND DIE JOHN SMILEY FACE GOD DAMMIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BULLSHIT SCROTUM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN IT MONKEY BALLS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PUSSYLICKER SHITE MOTHERFUCKER ASS KIKE SHITHEAD WOP MOLDY TITS GIVING HEAD LICK PUSSY BITCH AUTOFELLATIO CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKING DAMN BALL SACK DOG SHIT JIZZ DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS FASCIST HONKY MARGARET THATCHER GOBSHITE ARSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK MALARKY CUNT FUCKING DAMN YID WANK DICK CHICKEN DUNE COON GOD DAMN PISSHOLE WIGGER ASSHOLE POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FLYING FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT KAFFIR PEEPEE ASS FUCKSTAIN SPIC BEAVER DAMN IT DICK CHICKEN SAMUEL L. JACKSON CAPTAIN CRUNCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HORSE SHIT POMMIE WIKIPEDIA TITMOUSE FUCKTARD NIPPLES WANKSPLAT KRAUT HELL SHITE GRAPE PENIS CUNTSWILLING CRAPMUNCHER DAMNATION ASSHOLE INBRED JACKASS JESSE McCARTNEY KNOBJOCKEY FUCK YOU AY-AY-AY FELCHMONKEY YOGHURT CANNON TWAT AY-AY-AY ASSHAT DIPSHIT CUNTBUCKET PUNANI PUNANI RAT'S ASS O KURWA! ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD FUCKFACE POMMIE HEIL HITLER! YID FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN NIGGER PUSSY I'LL RAPE YOU ASS FASCIST FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS BRITNEY HELLFIRE WANK DOT HEAD [expletive deleted] DOUCHEBAG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIPPLES O CANADA SHITFACE O CANADA SHITSLINGING BASKETBALL HOOP NECROPHILIA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS COCKSHITTER JUSTIN BIEBER DIPSHIT BULLSHIT NIGGER CUNT FUCK CHOAD INCEST FUCK A DUCK CHOAD KISSER DICK FELCHING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE JAP DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS FASCIST FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER INBRED BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICK ANAL DIABETES WILLY WONKA FUCKING YID WALRUS SHIT DICKLICK OSTRICH MY ASS DILDO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KNOBJOCKEY CUNT SWIMMING POOL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH O CANADA JACKASS FRAK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PRICK INBRED CLEMEN HONKY SOD OFF GANGBANG MOCKIE JENKEM FUCKWIT ASS FUCK DIPSHIT SHITHEAD NECROPHILIA SCUMBAG BOB SAGET GENITALIA PECKERHEAD FUCKING HAIL SATAN! POMMIE BOOBS SCROTUM PEEPEE JIZZ BUTTFUCKER CRACKER FRIG SHITE BOB SAGET SHITTY FALSE BENSON BULLSHIT CARPET MUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK DAMNED TABERNACLE ALF CLUSTERFUCK ASS PIECE OF SHIT HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE GYPSY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JOHN SMILEY FACE MOCCASINS CRAPPY ARSE ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WHORE JERK OFF HAIL SATAN! DAMN IT ORGASM RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS BELLEND CANNED QUOTE ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIPSHIT FELCHING SUCK A BIG DICK pen0r PISS OFF PAKI INJUN COON AUTOFELLATIO ANUSCAKE TITTIES CLEVELAND STEAMER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy INJUN FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PEARL NECKLACE JACK OFF COLGATE BATMAN & ROBIN pen0r SLOPE I AM CORNHOLIO! MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNTSWILLING ASSWIPE TITTYWANK JACKASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMN IT CUM TOTAL FUCKTARD FUDGEPACKER BUKKAKE SPIC ASSWIPE BUKKAKE PENIS DICK BALLS HOSER FELCHING WANKSPLAT REDNECK ASSFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHENEY MOTHERFUCKER ASS DOUCHETITS JACKASS DICKWAD RUSKIE MAMA MIA NAZI FUCK YOU JESSE McCARTNEY DONKEY DICK SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHE PAKI DOUCHE BASTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SUCK MY DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF SCUMBAG SHITSLINGING ASS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKFACE FUCKWIT SHITTY ASSCRACK JACK OFF ASSHOLE PISSHOLE THIS IS SPARTA! FUCK SEMEN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS LOLCAT DICKLICK FELCHING [expletive deleted] DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TITS & DICKS TOWELHEAD BITCH GOOK CUNT WANKSPLAT COCKSUCKER BLUMPKIN COCK WIGGER BASTARD VAGINA BALLS MARGARET THATCHER FRAK FUCK OFF 666 GOOK FROG'S FAT ASS CRAP ORGASM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BLISTERING BARNACLES RAT'S ASS ASS PORCH MONKEY JACKASS BOOBIES INCEST PISS ARTIST BOOBS REDSKIN CONDOMS WANK PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITTYWANK PRICK DICKLICK BUTT PIRATE SHIT SHITHEAD CARPET MUNCHER WINDOWS VISTA CC PLZ COCK CUNT CRAPPER TACO CRAPMUNCHER ASSWIPE WANK NAZI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKHEAD BOOBS PEDOPHILIA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITTY HITLER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WOP DAMN IT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DOUCHEBAG DAMN PISS OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ALF and with the PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! and his SHITFUCKER of girraffes in which PAKI while reading about NIGGER TITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ARSE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HOLY DUMB FUCK