Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CHIGGER'BEAVER'ARSE'ARSE'HELL'TRANNY'POWERSHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BALLS neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTTFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING A, sudden ASSCRACK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements EAT MY SHIT! or WANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BEAVER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BRUSH MA TEETH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK OFF utterFUCKance of socially LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DONALD RUMSFELD television programs to address DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Tourette's is KAFFIR not to be FUCKING confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING BASEBALL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random DAMN disorientation, culturally-JACK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELCHING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TIMBER NIGGER language, LENS CRAFTERS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BALL SACK JIZZ of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA quantities PISS of ANAL DIABETES CHICKEN SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A COCK Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The ASSBANDIT Tourette's BLOWJOB Research Institute was FUCKER founded to TITS & DICKS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKFUCKFUCK article DAMNATION funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GENITALIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NIPPLES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SPIC Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers RANDY TRAVIS swear. You can ASSRAMMER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DILDO TV, for always focusing on the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! bad side of a terrible REDSKIN thing.
• The main SHITHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTYMINTS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JOHNNY knee KAFFIR NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CANNED QUOTE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSWIPE school for CUNNILINGUS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage 666 sufferers to become SHITTY manically depressed and BULLCRAP commit TOSSER suicide.
• There is no SHITCUNTING cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFUCKER tics often have adverse MARY WHITEHOUSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MAMA MIA perodol" which caused my entire JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST body to go DAMN numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than DIPSHIT it is without the DICK drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFACE tourette syndrome DIRTY SANCHEZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the EAT MY SHIT! public view of Tourettes as a "POLAK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I'LL RAPE YOU sorry for WIENER "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MONKEY BALLS this that really ASSWIPE annoys me. I am working towards a SCUMBAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I AM CORNHOLIO!, and making fun of a BUGFUCK horrible disorder is (not) FRIG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BONER time.

Best DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CAMEL JOCKEY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing KOREA LOVER right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. FUCK Regards to Andrew CHIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The CUNNILINGUS bastard who wrote this article. You can DIPSHIT punch him if you I'LL RAPE YOU want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FAG saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my PIECE OF SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKING A Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLUSTERFUCK and BEAVER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BALL SACK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SCUMBAG BAND WITH 4 SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITTYWANK HORSE! FUCKING A IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING A'S HOUSE

How PISS OFF MY ASS to DICKHEAD cure WANK the WANK Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKBAG for PISS OFF MY ASS Tourette's DICK Syndrome BIBLE BASHER is JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST following ASSHAT these NIGGER rules GOD DAMMIT in SHITTY order:

• 1: Avoid CLUSTERFUCK immature PISS ARTIST little ORGASM kids,
• 2: Count to FROG within TWISTY VAGINA 10 RAPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your REDNECK BATHING SUIT AREA RAPE nor DOUCHEBAG talk,
• 4: Tell NECROPHILIA yourself you FRIG don't BULLSHIT have DAMN this FRITZ disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WIKIPEDIA WITH NASTY ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKING A last straw ASSRAPING!

I fucking put LET'S SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPUNK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNNILINGUS the TOP OF ARSEBADGERS THIS FUCKSTAIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JAP offensive. BUTTFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DIPSHIT people who try MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! to battle MACACA'SMEG that tight-ass BUGGER 17-year-DOG SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKSTAIN it now, but someone said DAMN' NIGGER ASSFACE'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKER is a laughing YOU WANKER matter. Plus there JOHNNY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING Uncyclopedia, there are JACK OFF articles JESUS FUCKING CHRIST about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE stuff. So SHITCOCK that means PECKERHEAD stop getting mad at the CUNTYMINTS first part too and CUNT talking about the BUTT PIRATE letter that it's CUNT mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what GOATSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian CONAN O'BRIAN hi self RUSKIE even made a really JUNGLE BUNNY good point. "It's SHIT nothing more KRAUT from a head nod to a INJUN knee tick". SEMEN. Which I'll add CUNT onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SUCK MY COCK suffer that PEARL NECKLACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK YOU it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BOLLOCKS be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS hilarious. If you DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Want facts, go on ANAL DIABETES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TACO be offended, don't read POTTYMOUTH the freaking BITCH article anyway.

POLESMOKER FUCKTARD FUCK JERK OFF RANDY TRAVIS SCUMBUCKET ASSHAT PISS BALL SACK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES

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MALARKY DAMN YID FROG'S FAT ASS DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKBAG CHRISTHUMPER FUCKER DAMMIT SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNT SHITFACE BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE SPUNK NIGGER TITS CAMEL JOCKEY COLGATE ASSFACE DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY BEAVER GANGBANG HONKY DUMBASS BITCH BUTT PIRATE COCKGOBLIN SCUMBAG WANK FIRECROTCH BASTARD FUCKWIT MILF FUCKING JUMP! FUCKWIT HOMO PUSSY ASSCRACK FUCK SUITCASE PENIS CRAP PEDOPHILIA GOAT DICK JACKASS PUSSY BIRD SHIT HOT GRITS CHOAD KISSER CUNT DICKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER BAT FUCK INSANE BALLS POTTYMOUTH HELL WANK INCEST FUCK OFF POLACK FUCK FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT JOHNNY CHOAD KISSER CUNNILINGUS MOCKIE DONKEY DICK KRAUT TUBA YOU WANKER WHORE SEX STEVE BALLMER RAGHEAD DAMN JERRY YID HORSE SHIT FIST FUCK HELL 666 FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE CRAP ON A STICK CUNT COCK NEOPETS SHITE EAT MY SHIT! 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SHIT BITCH BONER DICK DAGO BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY TIT DIRT ASSWIPE GOAT DICK WOODPECKERSHIT FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT COON SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TWO-INCH PENIS REDNECK HORSE SHIT QUEEF DOUCHEBAG ORGASM O CANADA BLOWJOB CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE ASSFACE DIPSHIT ASS ASSRAPING FUCKING A CROTCH ASSRAPING [expletive deleted] CHING CHONG CHINK DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHE CHUFF SHITE DICK GIVING HEAD TITS & DICKS ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER BASTARD [expletive deleted] TRANNY BITCH NEGRO KAFFIR FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSFACE SHITE BOLLOCKS FUCKING CUNT LAPPER JACKASS FUCK ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL KRAUT PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE I'LL RAPE YOU LET'S SHIT CRAPMUNCHER CUNT MACACA MOTHERFUCKER ANUSCAKE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BONER BUGGER CUNT BRITNEY BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITPISSER FRENCH TICKLER TIMBER NIGGER COCKSHITTER GENITALIA CONDOMS BUDDHIST MONK CLEMEN CHENEY KIKE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKWIT HOMO DICKFACE INCEST PISS OFF RAT'S COCK DAMNATION ASSHOLE SOD OFF SHITBALLS FUCK OFF BASTARD SAND NIGGER CRAP SON OF A BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN POOPY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKWIT PISS BLOWJOB MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITPISSER GOBSHITE PIGS MIGHT FLY JACKASS BOLLOCKS FUCKING BASTARD WANK ASS DIPSHIT CHINK BUGGER OFF REBECCA BLACK PISS ARTIST DILDO ALEX TREBEK TITS & DICKS SHITCOCK JACK OFF CLUSTERFUCK SHITFUCKER DUMBASS BUKKAKE CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FIRECROTCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NEOPETS BLESSED DAMN SAINT DAMMIT LOGJAMMER BAD MOTHERFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOATSE SCROTUM YOU WANKER PISS OFF TWAT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS TAMPONS FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK DYKE DICKLICK CHOAD WIGGER ASSCRACK MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE FUCKFACE FALSE BENSON NECROPHILIA GANGBANG CAMEL JOCKEY MALARKY SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN FUCKFACE BITCH NIGGER PISS DOUCHING GOD DAMN DAMN DILDO JIZZ FROG BITCH HELL WANK SHITCUNTING BUTTFUCKER FELCHMONKEY MOTHERFUCKER HO FUCKING FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD FRED PHELPS FUCK SHITHEAD NIPPLES AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE SEX FUCKER WIKIPEDIA LET'S SHIT BONER WANKSPLAT FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT ASSHOLE FUCKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX PENISPENISPENIS!!! VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU DICK CHICKEN ASS LICKER CRAPMUNCHER ASSCRACK TOSSER DIPSHIT CRAP ON A STICK WANKSPLAT SHITBALLS FUCKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT POMMIE BITCH HONKY BULLSHIT FUCK TWAT FUDGEPACKER CLIT BOOBIES Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the MOCCASINS and his FUCKING of girraffes in which TOSSER while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT