Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden HITLER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TEDDY BEARS or DARTH VADER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSCRACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken D'OH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TRANNY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN DILDO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous INCEST utterFUCKance of socially ASSHAT objectionable words).
COMMUNIST DILDO Tourette's is MILF not to be TWISTY VAGINA confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLOWERS random SAMUEL L. JACKSON disorientation, culturally-LIMEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CRAPMUNCHER language, ASS FASCIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHRISTHUMPER BUGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES DOG SHIT garbage.
Darnit.
A DONKEY DICK Polite Note to the NIGGER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MAMA MIA article CHOAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INJUN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or AUTOFELLATIO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AUTOFELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of INBRED Tourrette's sufferers I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! swear. You can ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ART METAL PRODUCTS TV, for always focusing on the RECTUM RAIDER bad side of a terrible SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS thing.
- The main REDSKIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SCUMBUCKET involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TOWELHEAD knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BUKKAKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SCUMBAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POO POO BLOWJOB school for FUCK YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK YOU sufferers to become MILF manically depressed and TWAT commit CRAPMUNCHER suicide.
- There is no SHITE cure, and the RUSKIE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUNG-HOLE tics often have adverse SEX side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSWIPE perodol" which caused my entire DOG FUCKER body to go FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD numb and IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than DUMBASS it is without the FUCK YOU drug.
I am an active member of a CHAV tourette syndrome DONKEY PUNCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! the O CANADA public view of Tourettes as a "CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TESTICLE CHOKE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am REDNECK sorry for FLYING FUCK "hi-jacking" your CUNNILINGUS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really JIZZ annoys me. I am working towards a ASSCRACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INCEST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DIPSHIT, and making fun of a MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PIG time.
Best DONKEY PUNCHER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “GENITALIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply
As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society VOTE.
Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen
P.S. WIENER Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply
As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?
Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PUSSYLICKER saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my TURD intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES and CRACKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUGGER BAND WITH 4 CLIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE
How TACO to FLYING FUCK cure FUCKHEAD the TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette's CUNT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment WARNER MUSIC GROUP for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome HELL is I WILL END YOU! following JAP these SONNY BILL WILLIAMS rules CHOAD KISSER in PUNANI order:
- 1: Avoid SUCK MY DICK immature ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT little HENTAI kids,
- 2: Count to FIST FUCK within GOD DAMN 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SHITSLINGING GENITALIA PEDOPHILIA nor SHITSLIDE talk,
- 4: Tell PIECE OF SHIT yourself you AUTOFELLATIO don't ART METAL PRODUCTS have CONDOMS this SHITFUCKER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COMMUNISM IS STUPID WITH NASTY FUCKING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FEATURED FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw GENITALIA!
I fucking put NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHIGGER the TOP OF MICK THIS GRAPE PENIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FROG'S FAT ASS offensive. RAT'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WETBACK people who try SPICY CUNT FUCK to battle BUGFUCK'FUCK YOU that tight-ass CLIT 17-year-CRAP—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE it now, but someone said DAMN IT' HENTAI HORSE SHIT'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HIGH WAGES is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there GRINGO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITFACE Uncyclopedia, there are JACKASS articles NEGRO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKHEAD stuff. So FLYING RAT'S ASS that means DONGSHOVER stop getting mad at the FELLATIO first part too and HAIL SATAN! talking about the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI letter that it's HUEY P. NEWTON mocking (what DAMMIT letter? I don't even know what FUCKFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE hi self ARSE even made a really MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE good point. "It's GOD BLESS AMERICA nothing more PISS from a head nod to a WARNER MUSIC GROUP knee tick". EMO. Which I'll add JESUS FUCKING CHRIST onto FUCKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that BLUE PENIS! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POMMIE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MICK be, because if I were a YOU WANKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIGGER hilarious. If you FUCKING Want facts, go on BALLS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT CRAPPER be offended, don't read CUNTBUCKET the freaking MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS article anyway.
SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TENTACLE RAPE FRAK GOD DAMMIT FRAK DUNE COON PEDOPHILIA FEWMETS
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SHITSLINGING CUNT RUSKIE SHITTY FIRECROTCH FEMADOM WOODPECKERSHIT JERK OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKTARD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FOUR-EYES 666 DIRTY SANCHEZ FLAMEVIPER SHIT SHITE NIGGER THONG TASTER DICK BEAVER TOTAL ORGASM WANKSPLAT BOOBIES FU SPANG FUCKER CUNT GOD DAMN BULLSHIT CHINK NIGNOG FASHION BUG NIGGER MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK OFF TAMPONS SPIC CUNTYMINTS FUCK CHAV PISS ARTIST TOWELHEAD LENS CRAFTERS NIGNOG DICKFACE DONGSHOVER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FUCKHEAD FUCK NUGGET BUTT-HEAD CRAPMUNCHER YOUR MOM BASTARD SCUMBUCKET SCUMBAG SHITFACE FUCKWIT DAMN FENCE JUMPER ASS BUGGER OFF PISS FLYING FUCK YID TOSSER CUNT WIGGER ASSHAT URINE-GARGLING BONG MOTHERFUCKER SEX SMEG BIGNOSE BUTTFUCKER MOLDY TITS LIMEY ASSRAMMER MICK ASSWIPE SCROTUM BIGNOSE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN POOPOO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PORCH MONKEY BASTARD CLIT BASTARD ASSHOLE ORGASM CHICKEN FRIES ARSE SCUMBAG DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE POLESMOKER ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER CHIGGER LAKE TITICACA DAMN CUNT DUMBASS DAGO CUM HORSE SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HORSE SHIT DEVELOPERS! NAZI BITCH BLUE PENIS! FUCKER BORDER HOPPER SHITCOCK BAT FUCK INSANE WANKER SHITTY HAIL SATAN! FUCKHEAD HELL CROTCH DAMN BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU [EXPLETIVE] DICKLICK DAGO ASSRAMMER YOU WANKER PENIS BITCH RAPE ASSWIPE MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF COCKSMOKER MACACA FUCKWIT SPICY CUNT FUCK CLUSTERFUCK BITCH MOLDY TITS BLOWJOB RAPE AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DILDO HELLFUCKER BELLEND FUCKTARD SCUMBUCKET POMMIE DARTH VADER YOU WANKER ALEX TREBEK PENIS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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CUNT JACKASS SHITBALLS WANKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HELL SCROTUM BUTT-HEAD SHITBALLS FUCKER MAMA MIA INCEST CLUSTERFUCK BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS LICK PUSSY KAFFIR ART METAL PRODUCTS SAND NIGGER ROSIE O'DONNELL JACKASS FUCKSTAIN CONAN O'BRIAN FELCHMONKEY JIZZ TESTICLE CHOKE SHIT BEAVER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS TITS & DICKS VAGINA WALRUS SHIT FUCK DAMN SHITCUNTING POMMIE SON OF A BITCH SCROTUM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKING A CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD FUCK A DUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA BALL SACK SCROTUM PAGE BLANKING POLESMOKER DOUCHEBAG ASS BASTARD FUCKTARD INBRED PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION DIPSHIT BULLSHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE MARGARET THATCHER BIRD SHIT FUCKING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD DAMN [expletive deleted] MARGARET THATCHER SHITHEAD CRAPPY BOLLOCKS ASS YOU WANKER WANK DAMN ASS HONKY NICARAGUA JACKASS BOOBIES REBECCA BLACK ASSCRACK PUNANI BUGFUCK CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH DILDO BITCH D'OH NI NAZI TURD BLUMPKIN WANK AY-AY-AY SHITE NIGGER BULLSHIT CHINK O CANADA JOHN ELWAY PORCH MONKEY CUNT INJUN CHICKEN FRIES ASSWIPE GOBSHITE JAP FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT FUCK NUGGET CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN WANK WIKIPEDIA JACKASS BLOWJOB SHITTY BUTT PIRATE POLESMOKER RAT'S COCK CUNT FUCK BUTT-HEAD TITWANK ASS BASTARD NIGGER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM COON SLOPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLACK CAMEL JOCKEY SCROTUM FAG NINTENDOGS MILF CHINK BOOBIES BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DYKE INBRED BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BONER FRENCH TICKLER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GOAT DICK WANKER GRAPE PENIS ASS BEAVER DOT HEAD SHITE SHITE NECROPHILIA PISSHOLE PRICK BULLCRAP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PRICK FUCKER TWAT ASSWIPE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU DAMN ASSHOLE SAND NIGGER TAFFY ASSHAT DOG SHIT TOSSER suck my mothers TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN DONKEY DICK TUBA CLEMEN PRICK DOUCHE HORSE SHIT WHORE ASS SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
BOON WANK CUNT RAT'S COCK SHITBALLS O KURWA! DICK CHICKEN CHIGGER RUSKIE BITCH BOB SAGET LIMEY INBRED TIT DIRT SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? MASTURBATION SHITFACE ARSE SON OF A BITCH DICKWAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT SUCK MY DICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST YUKY DOODY FUCK NUGGET BITCH SCUMBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKSTAIN GRINGO Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive CUNTBUCKET and with the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE and his POO POO BLOWJOB of girraffes in which FLAMING ASS BADGER while reading about ASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CUNT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FROG'S FAT ASS
Article written in the style of its subject This article is BASTARD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its NAZI subject. If you do not find it funny SCRATCH! GROUNDER!, it is probably because you are an INBRED CUNT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DOUCHETITS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a LAKE TITICACA joke loses its humour ORGASM when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so IN SACREMENT ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSHAT TURD GENITALIA POOPOO BUTTFUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK |

