Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKING'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'DOUCHEBAG'CHING CHONG CHINK'ASS'BOLLOCKS'suck my mothers Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASSHAT look at the FUCKTARD talk page of this FUCK OFF article for notes or discussion before DOUCHE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSRAPING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITSLINGING, sudden FUCKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HONKY or STRAWBERRY ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITS & DICKS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITCUNTING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BLUE PENIS! BOYCOTT VIACOM! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITE utterFUCKance of socially ASSRAMMER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITBALLS television programs to address CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

HO Tourette's is DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT not to be SHITTY confused with TESTICLE CHOKE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAMEL FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITBALLS random FUCK disorientation, culturally-POMMIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRITZ language, PEDOPHILIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK LICK PUSSY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S COCK souvenir shoppes and massive JOY quantities CRAP of ANAL DIABETES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the JACKASS Author:

The I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was SAGGY TITS founded to DONKEY DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES article FUCKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TIT DIRT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PENIS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALL SACK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHIGGER Tourrette's sufferers FUCKHEAD swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MICK TV, for always focusing on the OH SHI– bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
• The main SHAKOPEE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOU WANKER knee MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CRAPPY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISSHOLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PUNANI school for AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKFACE sufferers to become EXTRA LONG PENIS manically depressed and TAMPON IN MY ASS commit DICK CHICKEN suicide.
• There is no JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST cure, and the SEMEN drugs that are available to, "calm" the GANGBANG tics often have adverse JACKASS SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POLESMOKER perodol" which caused my entire HOT GRITS body to go PUSSYLICKER numb and DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than JIGGABOO it is without the WARNER MUSIC GROUP drug.

I am an active member of a SCROTUM tourette syndrome FUCKING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HOLY DUMB FUCK the SCROTUM public view of Tourettes as a "BUTTFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PORCUPINE'S BALLS sorry for SCUMBAG "hi-jacking" your WIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TOWELHEAD this that really MILF annoys me. I am working towards a WHORE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOOBS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING A, and making fun of a LIKE FATHER LIKE SON horrible disorder is (not) MASTURBATION funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING FUCKFUCKER time.

Best JACKASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FLYING FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIENANMEN SQUARE in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. BUGFUCK Regards to Andrew FOUR-EYES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The CHENEY bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you NAZI want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FENCE JUMPER saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my ASSBANDIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITSLINGING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI and [Insert silly non-swear here] playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DILDO BAND WITH 4 BELLEND MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! SHITSLINGING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITSLINGING'S HOUSE

How BALLS to DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! cure DAMMIT the DARTH VADER Tourette's BUTT PIRATE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCUMBAG for PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette's CRAPPY Syndrome 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 is SHIT following FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA these BUGFUCK rules FUCKWIT in FUCKWIT order:

• 1: Avoid FLAMING ASS BADGER immature HONKY little CRAPPY kids,
• 2: Count to BOYCOTT VIACOM! within HELLFUCKER 10 FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSHOLE SHIT ASS nor NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! talk,
• 4: Tell TENTACLE RAPE yourself you SHITTY don't GARBAGE DAY! have WOP this ASSFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLYING FUCK WITH NASTY DUNE COON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUTTFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITSLINGING last straw BUGGER!

I fucking put JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST' my comment at the TOP OF THE PENIS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at P'KANG the TOP OF JACKASS THIS HONKY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT offensive. TITTYWANK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to YOU WANKER people who try SHITFACE to battle BITCH'DICKFACE that tight-ass ANUSCAKE 17-year-BITCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOUCHING it now, but someone said MOCKIE' YOU WANKER CHIGGER'GANGBANG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSHAT is a laughing ASSCRACK matter. Plus there PRICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAT'S COCK Uncyclopedia, there are SHITE articles ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LAKE TITICACA stuff. So RAT'S ASS that means ASSCRACK stop getting mad at the DIPSHIT first part too and I'LL RAPE YOU talking about the YOU WANKER letter that it's SHITBALLS mocking (what FUCK OFF letter? I don't even know what FUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian GANGBANG hi self SHITE even made a really TURD good point. "It's SHITHEAD nothing more HELLFUCKER from a head nod to a FLYING RAT'S ASS knee tick". FELCHING. Which I'll add PISSHOLE onto ASS LICKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BOOBS suffer that INJUN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCKSUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a MASTURBATION Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT hilarious. If you GOBSHITE Want facts, go on MOCKIE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITWANK be offended, don't read WHORE the freaking FUCKING A article anyway.

VAGINA LOGJAMMER TOWELHEAD INBRED FLYING FUCK SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WOMEN'S RIGHTS

ASS BIGNOSE CAMEL JOCKEY DIPSHIT FUCK WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NI BITCH DAMN SHITFACE FUCKFACE FUCKING BASEBALL GOATSE CUNTYMINTS pen0r SCUMBUCKET CHOAD TAMPON IN MY ASS YOUR MOM JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITPISSER PISS I'LL RAPE YOU LIMEY MARY WHITEHOUSE FEWMETS CHINK VAGINA GOD DAMN SEMPRINI ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GIVING HEAD FUCKER CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON FENCE JUMPER TWAT DICKHEAD ASS 666 FUCKING BASEBALL LAKE TITICACA BASTARD HEIL HITLER! WANK KAFFIR ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FRIG CLUSTERFUCK RAPE LAKE TITICACA PISS ARTIST HELL PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE POO POO BLOWJOB HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SPIC BASTARD RAT'S ASS ASSHAT FRENCH TICKLER ASSWIPE SHIT BIGNOSE SHITFUCKER PRICK CHIGGER ASSRAPING BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK NUGGET GREASER FAG NIGGER RAT'S COCK GARBAGE DAY! TWAT FUCKHEAD BASTARD CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA SUCK MY COCK DUMBASS FUCKWIT SPUNK DUMBASS PENIS ON A BUN RECTUM RAIDER SHITTY TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK HELL BALLS TRANNY SHITBALLS BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER ASS DOG FUCKER CRAPFUCKER WALRUS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE EPIDIDYMIS TITTIES BITCH BUKKAKE PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH TIT SPRINKLES JERK OFF DAMN TITS SON OF A BITCH INBRED MALARKY TITS FUCKWIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CHAV COCKSTUFFER FRIG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHORE ASS I WILL END YOU! ASSHAT SEX FRENCH TICKLER FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT CUNT RAPE WIGGER PISS ARTIST CLEMEN CHENEY JESUS H. 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SHITFACE TRANNY YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS SCROTUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POLESMOKER CHICKEN FRIES PIECE OF SHIT ASSFACE TAFFY MY COMMUNION WAFER OF JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKFACE POKÉMON GO HOME AND DIE TITTIES DICKLICK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! EPIDIDYMIS PISSHOLE DAGO YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT BONG ORGASM FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK KRAUT BITCH BOOBS LIMEY ASS TAFFY ASSCRACK DICK IN A BOX JACK OFF 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNT SEMEN BITCH SPIC SHITHEAD FAG SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE WETBACK FUCK OFF POOPY HO CHENEY YOU WANKER HELL PEDOPHILIA DILDO MICK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK NUGGET CUNT FUCKER NIGNOG CLIT GYPSY MALARKY ASS DOG SHIT ASSHAT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP POMMIE DICKLICK DICK IN A BOX CUNT CUNT FAGGOT WANK MOTHERFUCKER ARSE SHIT FIRECROTCH BUTT-HOLE ASS HONKY GO HOME AND DIE TRANNY DAMN DAMN CUNTRAG DICK CHICKEN TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BORDER HOPPER SUGARTITS SEX DANDELIONS POMMIE TENTACLE RAPE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HORSE SHIT CUNT GANGBANG BULLSHIT SHITE ASSCRACK BULLSHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BONER SHITTY BITCH SHITFACE SHIT BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT REBECCA BLACK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE HELL CUNT COON FUCKWIT OSTRICH MY ASS CLEMEN SLOPE NIGNOG DAMN BONER MACACA MONKEY SHIT DAMN PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS NICARAGUA BULLSHIT GANGBANG FELLATIO BITCH PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT PECKERHEAD JAP FUCKWIT FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNTYMINTS ASSFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE AMERICA ONLINE YOU WANKER SCUMBUCKET ASSBANDIT ART METAL PRODUCTS TONY LA RUSSA MOCCASINS SHITCUNTING CUNT FIRECROTCH CRAP CHOAD HELL GOD DAMMIT HOSER VAGINA ASSCRACK GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING BITCH ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEX RAPE COON SUCK MY DICK BASTARD SHITCOCK DIPSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CAMEL JOCKEY FOOTBALL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GRIS CLIT SOD OFF SHITCUNTING FUCKBAG JACKASS SEMEN CUNT TOWELHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK TWAT NIGNOG GRAPE PENIS FUCK OFF BELLEND DAMN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITSLINGING SON OF A BITCH NORTH KOREA FAGGOT WOP 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MACACA ASSCRACK JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK BENCH PRESS I WILL END YOU! CHINK ANAL TAFFY MALARKY FELCHMONKEY TIMBER NIGGER DAMN IT ASSRAPING DOUCHING CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLEVELAND STEAMER JACK OFF CHUFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMN CRAPMUNCHER SHIT BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK INBRED FUCKWIT PRICK TIT DIRT SHITTY CHINK SOD OFF PISS OFF BITCH BOOBIES DAGO CRACKER RAT'S COCK ASS BITCH HELL JAP MAMA MIA BOB SAGET FUCKBAG I'LL RAPE YOU SOD CUNT GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FUCK YOU HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSCRACK YOU WANKER DAMN DOODIE HEAD PISSHOLE [expletive deleted] TAFFY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNNILINGUS ANAL STEVE BALLMER DIPSHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NIGGER PISS ARTIST PIECE OF SHIT CUNT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BELGIUM JIGGABOO EMO ASSRAPING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICKWAD FUCKSTAIN JESSE McCARTNEY ANAL DIABETES JAP FUCKHEAD FUCKING A NAZI BLOWJOB BUGFUCK WHORE CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONKEY PUNCHER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY PIGFUCKER BUGGER WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITSLIDE BULLSHIT FEWMETS CHAV CHRISTHUMPER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ALEX TREBEK REBECCA BLACK ASSHAT RAT'S COCK HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLUMPKIN ORGASM DOUCHE NAZI EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM CUNT SHITBALLS OSTRICH MY ASS NEGRO STRAWBERRY ASS YOGHURT CANNON BAD MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT BELGIUM SHITPISSER HORSE SHIT SHITFUCKER PUSSY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HELL TOWELHEAD NIPPLES RAGHEAD ANAL DIABETES PUSSY DICKFACE PEEPEE 30 CASES OF PICKLES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ANUSCAKE DOUCHEBAG CONDOMS SHITFUCKER VAGINA BRITNEY BASTARD BOLLOCKS CLUSTERFUCK POLAK FUCK RAPE FUCKING JUMP! ASS FASCIST ASS CRACKER MASTURBATION DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX HUEY P. NEWTON O KURWA! FUCKHEAD BITCH YOU WANKER BELLEND ASS AAAAAAAAA! BASTARD FELCHING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HORSE SHIT NIPPLES RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUGGER FEWMETS POLESMOKER ASS LICKER HELLFIRE SHITBALLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK HELL FUCKFACE HELL AUTOFELLATIO BUGFUCK FUCK WANK [Insert swear here] SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOATSE BIBLE BASHER FIST FUCK SHIT TIT DIRT SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS NAZI ASSCRACK [expletive deleted] SHITBALLS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH CRAP BOOBS GANGBANG TRANNY CUNT CRAPPER PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE NI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PUSSYLICKER GOD DAMMIT DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER CC PLZ ASSHOLE I WILL KILL YOU! LOLCAT BATMAN & ROBIN I'LL RAPE YOU SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HOLY DUMB FUCK CHUFF [EXPLETIVE] SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FLYING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHIT JAP POO POO BLOWJOB MASTURBATION DAGO DONGSHOVER FIRECROTCH TITS FUCK YOU ART METAL PRODUCTS FIRECROTCH FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK DICK ASSRAMMER MONKEY BALLS RAPE GRINGO SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY MICK HELL PIECE OF SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL PEEPEE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLEMEN GOD DAMN SPUNK HORSE PENIS PIGFUCKER [expletive deleted] DICKLICK FUCK SHITSLINGING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK PISS ARTIST MALARKY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WANK JACKASS BUKKAKE FRENCH TICKLER PISS SHITHEAD LENS CRAFTERS FUCKFACE CLEMEN ASSCRACK WARNER MUSIC GROUP NEOPETS POLAK YOU WANKER RUSKIE LET'S SHIT INBRED NIGGER INCEST KRAUT BOOBIES FLYING FUCK DARTH VADER ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS CUNT DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER FUCKING BASEBALL SHITTY BITCH PUSSY DAMMIT SCUMBAG FUCKWIT PISS MONKEY'S UNCLE NEGRO DOUCHE NAZI PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKSTAIN SEMEN ASSRAPING FOUR-EYES PISS SPICY CUNT FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH MOCKIE JACKASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITTY RANDY TRAVIS REDNECK AY-AY-AY DAMN BITCH BLUE PENIS! ASS REDNECK I WILL KILL YOU! YID RUSTY TROMBONE I'LL RAPE YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN WANK COCKSUCKER FUCKWIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH BASTARD PENIS BEAVER FUCKSTAIN FUCK MAMA MIA WIENER ARSE PIG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL SPANK THE MONKEY DOUCHING TWAT FRIG CRAP CUNT CRAPPER ASSCRACK SHITE DICK BULLSHIT PUNANI JAP JACKASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS STUDENT RIOTS 666 KAFFIR COCKGOBLIN MONKEY'S UNCLE KIKE CUNT CRAPPER BASTARD POLAK CRAP ON A STICK WARNER MUSIC GROUP MILF SHIT TITWANK DOG SHIT TWAT SHITTY ASSCRACK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK A DUCK RUSKIE DICKFACE REDSKIN JIGGABOO SEMEN WIENER COCKSMOKER DICK MOTHERFUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS GANGBANG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY CUM DIPSHIT TURD PENIS CUNT DAGO KIKE JACKASS SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS pen0r MOSES FRAK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARSE BITCH LIMEY BLOWJOB SOD FUCK OFF CUNT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT MOCCASINS POTTYMOUTH BITCH HO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF BONER FUCKSTAIN SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITTYWANK I WILL END YOU! FUCK CHENEY FUCK BEANER CUNT LAPPER ANUSCAKE FELLATIO SHITSLINGING AY-AY-AY BITCH YID BONER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I RAPE WALRUSES! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! INBRED ASSHOLE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DONKEY DICK PISS ARTIST HONKY FUCK SHITFACE DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT DAMN GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT NIGNOG YID COCKSUCKER FUCKFACE POMMIE RECTUM RAIDER SHITSKIN FUCK NUGGET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BULLSHIT NIGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COCKSUCKER JOHN ELWAY CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT SHIT WOP FUCKING TAFFY ASSFACE PUNANI NICARAGUA CHIGGER WANK NECROPHILIA VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT CHENEY SHITTY FEMADOM CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK YOU NI DUNE COON HELL DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN FROG PENIS SHITSLIDE TWAT FELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER PRICK PIECE OF SHIT MALL SANTA NIGGER NICARAGUA DOODIE HEAD FRITZ JACKASS GANGBANG SEX FUCKTARD FUCK NUGGET SHIT SON OF A BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN CUNTSWILLING ASSRAPING SHIT CUNT CUNT SHITSLIDE FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BELLEND FUCK NUGGET POLAK TITTIES MONKEY BALLS ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD BELLEND CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOUCHETITS DICK CHICKEN AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHING GIVING HEAD LET'S SHIT SHITE MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK PAKI WANKER BIRD SHIT NIGNOG GOD DAMN COCK JERK OFF JACKASS BASTARD WANK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS FASCIST HELLFIRE CUNTSWILLING CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING A FUCKWIT FOUR-EYES DILDO BUTTFUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB DIRTY SANCHEZ WIENER BEANER TRANNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST [EXPLETIVE] FLYING FUCK CUNT [expletive deleted] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CRAP WOP FUCK OFF FUCK DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHRISTHUMPER ASSWIPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COMMUNIST DILDO DOUCHETITS WANK WILLY WONKA CHOAD BALL SACK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKER DOUCHE NAZI CRAP ON A STICK PECKERHEAD BITCH ASS FASCIST RAPE CRAPMUNCHER VAGINA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DUNE COON FUCKING A 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER CRAP CAMEL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH BAT FUCK INSANE YID PUSSYLICKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNT PUSSY DUMBASS MONKEY BALLS BULLCRAP BASTARD TWISTY VAGINA BALLS FEMADOM OH SHI– I WILL END YOU! DONKEY DICK BITCH CUNT DAMNATION ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA WIENER FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO EXTRA LONG PENIS MILF BOOBS DUNE COON BAD MOTHERFUCKER PENIS DAMMIT GOOK SCROTUM CROTCH BITCH SUCK MY DICK MARGARET THATCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS THIS IS SPARTA! BEANER ORGASM TITS SHITFACE COLGATE BRITNEY DICK CHICKEN DAMN FLYING FUCK HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FUCKING DOM DeLUISE FUCK DARTH VADER BASTARD PISSHOLE WANKSPLAT LOLCAT DAMN ASSFACE SEMEN WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PAKI and with the SUCK MY COCK and his BEANER of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about GREASER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WILLY WONKA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITBALLS