Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DYKE'DELICIOUS CAKE'FUCKING'JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST'BALLS'RAPE'FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCK look at the EPIDIDYMIS talk page of this WANK article for notes or discussion before BEANER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONALD RUMSFELD neurochemical FUCK disorder FRIG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITWANK, sudden YOU WANKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PENIS ON A STICK or FELCHING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FROG'S FAT ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSWIPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CAMEL JOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITE utterFUCKance of socially FUCKFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SPIC television programs to address ASSWIPE Tourette's syndrome.

BIG FOOT Tourette's is FLYING RAT'S ASS not to be TITTIES confused with WANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HITLER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AUTOFELLATIO random JACKASS disorientation, culturally-GANGBANG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ALF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHING language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SAGGY TITS SPANK THE MONKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TAMPONS souvenir shoppes and massive YOUR MOM quantities THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! of ANAL DIABETES FELCHING garbage.

Darnit.

A 666 Polite Note to the SHITSLINGING Author:

The BAT FUCK INSANE Tourette's DOUCHE Research Institute was ARSEBADGERS founded to SHITTY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NICARAGUA article GOD DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CRACKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAPMUNCHER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DYKE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PEDOPHILIA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourrette's sufferers ASSHOLE swear. You can FLAMING ASS BADGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MASTURBATION TV, for always focusing on the NIGNOG bad side of a terrible RAT'S COCK thing.
• The main LAKE TITICACA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FLYING RAT'S ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FROG'S FAT ASS knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TITS & DICKS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FLYING FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for NORTH KOREA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BIGNOSE sufferers to become INBRED manically depressed and ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP commit NAZI suicide.
• There is no JACKASS SHIT cure, and the SHITE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH tics often have adverse YID side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LET'S SHIT perodol" which caused my entire SUCK A BIG DICK body to go GOBSHITE numb and NIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than FELCHMONKEY it is without the BUGFUCK drug.

I am an active member of a suck my mothers tourette syndrome CARPET MUNCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGGER the POLAK public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHOLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MARY WHITEHOUSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUTT-HEAD sorry for YOU SUCK BALLS "hi-jacking" your MOTHERFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be KIKE, and making fun of a CAPTAIN CRUNCH horrible disorder is (not) DOUCHING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TACO time.

Best TACO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSCRACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIENANMEN SQUARE byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. TRANNY Regards to Andrew FUCKBAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The PISS ARTIST bastard who wrote this article. You can FIRECROTCH punch him if you PEDOPHILIA want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAPE saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my HOMO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITWANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCKSUCKER and DOT HEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING A music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NORTH KOREA BAND WITH 4 YOU WANKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JERRY HORSE! TITWANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITWANK'S HOUSE

How TOTAL to CHICKEN SHIT cure GIVING HEAD the BUTTFUCKER Tourette's DICKFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTT PIRATE for GRAPE PENIS Tourette's WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Syndrome ANAL DIABETES is FUCKBAG following ASS these HELL rules NIGGER TITS in LIKE FATHER LIKE SON order:

• 1: Avoid GRINGO immature SHITE little JERK OFF kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK OFF within DAMN 10 BITCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your YOU WANKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PIECE OF SHIT nor DOG FUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell FROG'S FAT ASS yourself you GO COUNT YOUR DICK don't SHITTY have COCKSUCKER this PIGFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK QUEEF WITH NASTY ARSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITWANK last straw POOPY!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE EMO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUKKAKE the TOP OF ASSCRACK THIS ASS LICKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TAMPONS offensive. GANGBANG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try PRICK to battle NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES'PENIS ON A BUN that tight-ass SHITTY 17-year-ASSCRACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICK it now, but someone said FUCKING' FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DIPSHIT is a laughing PUSSY matter. Plus there DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on REDSKIN Uncyclopedia, there are PEARL NECKLACE articles PRICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMMIT stuff. So FELLATIO that means RICK MORANIS stop getting mad at the FUCKSTAIN first part too and PUNANI talking about the COON letter that it's GOD DAMMIT mocking (what YOU WANKER letter? I don't even know what PENIS the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKHEAD hi self FUCKING FUCKFUCKER even made a really CUM good point. "It's GRIS nothing more SHITCUNTING from a head nod to a INBRED knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add FUCK onto FUCKFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POOPY suffer that [expletive deleted] much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CAMEL FUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YOU be, because if I were a SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A hilarious. If you SHITBALLS Want facts, go on CRAPPY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SON OF A BITCH be offended, don't read YOU WANKER the freaking DICKLICK article anyway.

TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NIPPLES MARGARET THATCHER BLOWJOB POMMIE MALL SANTA LET'S SHIT FLYING FUCK PUSSY HELL

ASSHAT BOLLOCKS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH RICK MORANIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKWIT SHAKOPEE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKFACE SOD SHITSLINGING FROG CHICKEN FRIES MONKEY SHIT ANAL DIABETES DICK TITS ASSRAPING CUNT RAT'S COCK KIKE DILDO BUTTFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER RAINBOWS ASSHOLE PRICK FUCKING DICKLICK VENEREAL DISEASE O KURWA! BITCH SHITHEAD HELL GIVING HEAD TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN HELL DAMN CRACKER GRINGO BITCH GOBSHITE SHITE SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD HONKY AY-AY-AY SHITFUCKER HELL MACACA GRIS HELL PISS OFF JACK OFF CHIGGER DYKE HELL DICK TITS DEVELOPERS! SHITFUCKER DICKFACE WANKER CROTCH SHITE MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER BULLSHIT JIZZ I'LL RAPE YOU [Insert swear here] FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER BUTTFUCKER FELCHING COMMUNIST DILDO P'KANG DAMN NIGGER BORDER HOPPER COCK BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE GANGBANG FRED PHELPS JERK OFF JACKASS SHIT LET'S SHIT KNOBJOCKEY BONER GOD DAMN BASTARD SHIT SHIT SCUMBAG LAKE TITICACA FROG'S FAT ASS ASSWIPE PEARL NECKLACE SCUMBAG BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT EMO INCEST JERK OFF FRITZ BALLS FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER ASSRAMMER PISSHOLE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TACO FUCKWIT ASSHAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELL NIGGER SHITE CHING CHONG CHINK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE KRAUT BASTARD SUCK MY COCK CLEVELAND STEAMER BUKKAKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! CLUSTERFUCK JIZZ BITCH BOB SAGET DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE SHITHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL LIMEY CLIT MICK MARY WHITEHOUSE JACK OFF HENTAI COCKSTUFFER MILF TWAT ORGASM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING BASEBALL FIST FUCK TITTYWANK CHOAD SHITTY ASS LICKER GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD BANGKOK SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA FOUR-EYES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS BLUE PENIS! RAT'S COCK BEAVER ASSHOLE SHITCUNTING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITFACE BOOBIES FUCKHEAD PENIS FUCK YOU I AM CORNHOLIO! KAFFIR COCKSUCKER WIENER ASS BOLLOCKS STEVE BALLMER LET'S SHIT PAKI MOTHERFUCKER ASS NIGGER TITS MILF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITTY BLOWJOB PISS OFF NIPPLES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BLOWJOB HELLFUCKER ORGASM COCKSTUFFER WANK CRAPMUNCHER BIGNOSE FROG'S FAT ASS PORCH MONKEY BRUSH MA TEETH DONKEY PUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POMMIE RUSTY TROMBONE INJUN BULLCRAP FUCKER PIG MASTURBATION KIKE SEMEN BULLSHIT HADJI ASS SHITSKIN BOLLOCKS JAP FUCK YOU DICK WALRUS SHIT JIGGABOO SHITBALLS BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK WOP TITS & DICKS COON MASTURBATION I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGGER OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIGGER GOAT DICK SUCK MY COCK SHITTY I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES SON OF A BITCH BLOWJOB SHITSKIN TITS & DICKS BOYCOTT VIACOM! SEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD COON ASS SHITE FEWMETS HORSE SHIT BELLEND ASSHOLE MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HADJI FUCK SPUNK GOAT DICK CHICKEN SHIT FRENCH TICKLER POMMIE INJUN COON CHRISTHUMPER ASS CLIT CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY ORGASM RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER FUCKSTAIN COON FAGGOT PENIS ON A STICK BRUSH MA TEETH BOOBIES CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SMEG COMMUNIST DILDO FASHION BUG FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF DAMN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME POLESMOKER WANK PRICK COON GOBSHITE ASSHOLE PUNANI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITSKIN GOD DAMMIT INCEST ASSFACE BONER CAMEL FUCKER SEX NIGGER MILF FLYING FUCK CONDOMS FUCKFACE TITS JIGGABOO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CLUSTERFUCK MOCKIE SPANK THE MONKEY INVISIBLE! JENKEM NIGGER TITS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WIGGER GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS OFF ASS RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE HELL FUCKSTAIN HELL BATHING SUIT AREA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PUSSYLICKER FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST PEDOPHILIA BALL SACK SHIT FUCK YOU EPIDIDYMIS BASTARD BOLLOCKS HATE HATE HAT SOD OFF LUV BITCH BULLSHIT NIGNOG DARTH VADER JACK OFF ASSRAMMER NEGRO INBRED ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER TITS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE GENITALIA PISS CUM EAT MY SHIT! BLISTERING BARNACLES JUNGLE BUNNY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PUSSY SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? PIG ASSHAT SHIT CUNTYMINTS SHIT DILDO FIST FUCK ASSCRACK ABO CUNT TWISTY VAGINA RECTUM RAIDER FLYING FUCK FUCKING A RUSKIE LOLCAT BONER RAPE WALRUS SHIT NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN IT CUNTBUCKET DAMN IT JACKASS JUSTIN BIEBER PAKI BUGGER ASS CANNED QUOTE CUNT CRAPPER FRITZ FUCK YOU YOU WANKER FUCKER DOG SHIT YID PUNANI GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PUNANI BASTARD SEX WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BITCH FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER PEARL NECKLACE PEDOPHILIA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TIT DIRT JERK OFF JACKASS TAFFY PRICK BITCH JAP ASS LICKER BULLSHIT WOP POMMIE BLOWJOB HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FUCK YOU SHITSKIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE BULLSHIT CROTCH CUM RAGHEAD BASTARD FOUR-EYES BOOBIES FRITZ ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK OFF CUNT HELL [expletive deleted] HAIL SATAN! SHITHEAD CLEMEN AUTOFELLATIO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CROTCH WIENER INBRED DAMN PENIS LOGJAMMER SHIT BUTT-HOLE SON OF A BITCH COCK PORCH MONKEY BONER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CRAP ON A STICK HO CLIT JOHN ELWAY TOWELHEAD WIKIPEDIA ASSBANDIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RECTUM RAIDER MOTHERFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST POMMIE [expletive deleted] TWAT GOBSHITE WALRUS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER PORCH MONKEY BELGIUM MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITSLINGING SOD WHORE RAPE BUNG-HOLE TIMBER NIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES YOU WANKER ASSFACE CANNED QUOTE TITMOUSE DICKWAD JIGGABOO FUCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PEEPEE BONG I WILL END YOU! CUNT PUSSY TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH PECKERHEAD SPIC NIPPLES CLIT HELL MOTHERFUCKER DAMN CHIGGER FRENCH TICKLER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE LENS CRAFTERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING A LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT MILF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT MICK SEX MONKEY BALLS FUCKING A D'OH SWIMMING POOL PUSSY SPICY CUNT FUCK INCEST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ARSE CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN FRIES FUCK NAZI INBRED ANUSCAKE WEHATEMARIO HADJI BONER GO COUNT YOUR DICK TWISTY VAGINA ASSFACE BULLSHIT CHRISTHUMPER COCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CAMEL FUCKER FRIG INBRED MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NICARAGUA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER WHITE RIGHTS AMERICA ONLINE SUCK MY COCK SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SEX FAGGOT SHITSKIN HOMO TITS SHIT MOCCASINS BITCH BALLS DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMN DAMN CUNT TITTYWANK PISS RECTUM RAIDER CONAN O'BRIAN BITCH CHOAD GOBSHITE LOLCAT SPUNK CRAPMUNCHER BUTT PIRATE HELL TOWELHEAD FUCKTARD FELLATIO RANDY TRAVIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SON OF A BITCH ARSE DICK JOHN SMILEY FACE WIENER ASSFACE RECTUM RAIDER MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH FRAK ASSWIPE CUM WANK POLESMOKER ARSE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CAMEL FUCKER ASS HELL NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DUMBASS ASSFACE AMERICAN SPELLING BALLS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICK CHICKEN SOD ASSFACE PRICK FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS DIPSHIT SEX FELLATIO INBRED REDNECK SHITTY ABO BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER CUNNILINGUS GENITALIA PEARL NECKLACE HO TOSSER COCKSMOKER YOU WANKER SCUMBAG BUTT PIRATE TITMOUSE FLYING FUCK COCKSHITTER FUCK KNOBJOCKEY SHIT CRACKER ASS FUCK DAMN IT SNUFF PORN QUEEF BULLSHIT FASHION BUG GREASER BASTARD HORSE SHIT BUGGER NIGNOG CONDOMS LET'S SHIT MASTURBATION TWISTY VAGINA HELL PISS ASS MILF NI GREASER ASSFACE STRAWBERRY ASS EMO FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM CUNTRAG CUNT DOUCHETITS HELL CLIT BITCH ASS LICKER WOP HELLFUCKER O CANADA PIECE OF SHIT SMEG DICK CHRISTHUMPER HORSE SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WOP FUCKSTAIN FUCKING SHITE CHIGGER MICK CLEMEN MOZILLA FIREFOX JACK ABRAMOFF SOD OFF GIVING HEAD FUCKFACE SHITHEAD SUCK MY COCK CLEMEN FELCHING CUNT ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JACKASS COON SUCK MY DICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CONDOMS WOODPECKERSHIT HENTAI SHITHEAD DAMN SHITFACE WIENER GARBAGE DAY! DUMBASS NORTH KOREA SNUFF PORN CROTCH CAMEL FUCKER BEAVER DONALD RUMSFELD MASTURBATION ASS CHOAD RAT'S COCK LET'S SHIT ASS CHOAD KISSER COCKSHITTER BITCH GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF TWAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SLOPE FAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SAGGY TITS PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN BUNG-HOLE TITS TAFFY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DYKE GIVING HEAD ASS FUCKTARD CAPTAIN CRUNCH CHOAD CLEMEN ASS GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE FUDGEPACKER NIPPLES PISS NIGGER FUCKSTAIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TAMPONS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD OH SHI– JELLY BEANS PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU CHOAD YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS FUCKHEAD FELCHMONKEY MONKEY SHIT DAMN IT PISSHOLE PISS ARTIST SUCK MY COCK SON OF A BITCH CHUFF NIGNOG TWAT SPIC NEGRO WIENER GYPSY CUNT JACKASS HO FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS ALEX TREBEK ASSHOLE FUCKWIT SHIT RAT'S ASS PRICK HO ASSHOLE FUCK SHITSLIDE RAGHEAD GOD DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING CHOAD KISSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALL SACK POOPY INCEST WANK SHIT NEGRO NAZI QUEEF FUCK NUGGET SPUNK KAFFIR DOUCHE NAZI DAMN DAMN IT DONGSHOVER WIENER WIGGER CHOAD VAGINA SPIC SHITTY GENITALIA STEVE BALLMER AUTOFELLATIO HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN SHITHEAD TOWELHEAD ASSWIPE VENEREAL DISEASE GANGBANG SHITE ASSCRACK WANK NIPPLES DICK CHINK PUSSY ALEX TREBEK FRAK CUNT pen0r TAMPON IN MY ASS STRAWBERRY ASS CROTCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MOLDY TITS [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG FLYING FUCK JACKASS ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNNILINGUS FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK BEAVER MARGARET THATCHER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NIGNOG ASSHAT ANUSCAKE SHIT CLEMEN BITCH MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBUCKET FROG'S FAT ASS WANKER RANDY TRAVIS AMERICA ONLINE SHITE ASS LICKER JACK OFF FUCK YOU BOOBS CRAPPY [EXPLETIVE] BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS TOWELHEAD DAMMIT ASS ASS CHOAD O KURWA! PISS OFF CUM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKFACE DAMN BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RUSTY TROMBONE BLOWJOB BEANER HOSER CONDOMS TITS FLYING FUCK JERK OFF WIENER CHOAD PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE TITMOUSE MALARKY GRINGO HELL TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE BIRD SHIT GYPSY ASSWIPE WANK SHITE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RICK MORANIS FUCKHEAD JAP DOG FUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA PAKI MALARKY KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKING A TAMPONS LOGJAMMER JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN NIGGER SHIT NIGGER PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE SHITTY TAFFY BALLS CUNTBUCKET POLESMOKER MOCCASINS RAPE CRAPMUNCHER FUCKFACE SEMEN SHITFUCKER PUNANI FROG TWAT MASTURBATION SEX ALEX TREBEK JOHNNY TIMBER NIGGER CRAPFUCKER LIMEY NIGGER SHITSLINGING TWISTY VAGINA FLYING FUCK ASS SHITFACE DOUCHE FASHION BUG FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPFUCKER SHITFUCKER ASSFACE BITCH BOLLOCKS DOUCHE NAZI VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUM ASS SHITE BITCH CHICKEN SHIT BENCH PRESS TOSSER PENIS ON A BUN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNTSWILLING INBRED CUNNILINGUS PENIS WOP SHIT WANK EAT MY SHIT! FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN O KURWA! CRAPPY MOCCASINS BLUE PENIS! CHIGGER BUTT-HEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S COCK ASSHAT YOU WANKER ASSCRACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DOUCHE PORCH MONKEY SHIT HEIL HITLER! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKTARD I WILL KILL YOU! EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKHEAD BEAVER NIGGER SEX WOODPECKERSHIT DICKLICK LET'S SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT JERK OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PAKI NIGGER BUGGER BALLS SHITE CRACKER JIZZ BOB SAGET DAMN DOUCHING YOU WANKER DOG FUCKER CHOAD KISSER DAMN SUITCASE PENIS ASSWIPE ORGASM CONDOMS BULLSHIT HELL CAMEL JOCKEY DONKEY PUNCHER [expletive deleted] BASTARD NIPPLES DAMN MALL SANTA FAG BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER PEEPEE ASSHOLE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GENITALIA and with the FROG'S FAT ASS and his JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST of girraffes in which PISSHOLE while reading about QUEEF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WIGGER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BORDER HOPPER