Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without ASSHAT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SCUMBUCKET article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BEANER neurochemical FUCK disorder FROG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING A, sudden FRIG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMNATION or I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIPPLES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NECROPHILIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MASTURBATION words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FROG NAZI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS ARTIST utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKFACE television programs to address CUNTRAG Tourette's syndrome.

DICKFACE Tourette's is SHITCOCK not to be WANK confused with RAT'S COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POLESMOKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT random CLUSTERFUCK disorientation, culturally-WINDOWS VISTA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DIPSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHOLE language, FUCK YOU and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FELLATIO FUCKTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ART METAL PRODUCTS souvenir shoppes and massive ASSCRACK quantities SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD of ANAL DIABETES CAMEL JOCKEY garbage.

Darnit.

A CAMEL JOCKEY Polite Note to the I'LL RAPE YOU Author:

The NICARAGUA Tourette's JIZZ Research Institute was DONKEY DICK founded to SCROTUM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! article SHITTY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNTRAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUKKAKE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can FUCKTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ROSIE O'DONNELL TV, for always focusing on the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
The main TAMPONS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'VENEREAL DISEASE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUNE COON knee FUCKING NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is DARTH VADER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKWAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOBSHITE school for ASS LICKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SPICY CUNT FUCK sufferers to become FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and SCROTUM commit POMMIE suicide.
There is no DAMMIT cure, and the BOLLOCKS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITBALLS tics often have adverse REDSKIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire BELLEND body to go DELICIOUS CAKE numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DONKEY DICK it is without the CLIT drug.

I am an active member of a WIENER tourette syndrome TOSSER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKSTAIN the BATMAN & ROBIN public view of Tourettes as a "PEARL NECKLACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JACK OFF sorry for MILF "hi-jacking" your PUNANI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PIG this that really SHITHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SEMEN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a CHINK horrible disorder is (not) ARSEBADGERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DONKEY PUNCHER time.

Best ASS LICKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAGHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not PROXY SITES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. SHITPISSER Regards to Andrew SHITHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The PISS ARTIST bastard who wrote this article. You can DONALD RUMSFELD punch him if you HO want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOOK saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DAGO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKING A Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICKHEAD and SHITHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DANDELIONS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WINDOWS VISTA BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNTSWILLING HORSE! FUCKING A IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING A'S HOUSE

How NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! to ASS cure RICK MORANIS the FUCKFACE Tourette's ABO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAMEL FUCKER for YOGHURT CANNON Tourette's JUNGLE BUNNY Syndrome DAMN is CUNTSWILLING following PAKI these PISSHOLE rules WANK in CAMEL FUCKER order:

1: Avoid FLYING FUCK immature VENEREAL DISEASE little FAGGOT kids,
2: Count to DOG SHIT within SHITHEAD 10 INJUNseconds,
3: Do not open your NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH nor REDNECK talk,
4: Tell FAGGOT yourself you SAGGY TITS don't GOD DAMN have HELL this PIGFUCKER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK [EXPLETIVE] WITH NASTY ARSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKWIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKING A last straw DAMN!

I fucking put BAD MOTHERFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT CRAPPER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SON OF A BITCH the TOP OF HELL THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MALARKY offensive. FUCKING JUMP!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOD DAMMIT people who try SHITE to battle FIRECROTCH'FUCKWIT that tight-ass CLUSTERFUCK 17-year-DONKEY DICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFUCKER it now, but someone said TWAT' DYKE BUTTFUCKER'TWAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ALF is a laughing CUNTRAG matter. Plus there BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Uncyclopedia, there are GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS articles NAZI about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So BITCH that means POLESMOKER stop getting mad at the AUTOFELLATIO first part too and SAMUEL L. JACKSON talking about the ARSEBADGERS letter that it's CRAPFUCKER mocking (what PISSHOLE letter? I don't even know what PISS OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian INJUN hi self CROTCH even made a really WEHATEMARIO good point. "It's WIGGER nothing more CRAPMUNCHER from a head nod to a FUCKING knee tick". FUCKHEAD. Which I'll add BENCH PRESS onto GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHAT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAT'S ASS be, because if I were a MOCCASINS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SAND NIGGER hilarious. If you DICK TITS Want facts, go on GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FAG be offended, don't read suck my mothers the freaking YID article anyway.

LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! COON CUNTRAG INCEST SHIT JAP SHIT PEDOPHILIA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK

WETBACK CLIT ANAL PISS AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING PUSSY DICK FRAK DIPSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER ASS GOOK TENTACLE RAPE ASSHOLE COCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS STRAWBERRY ASS CUM BUGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCKER FELCHING ASSFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE HO TITTIES BLOWJOB LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DOUCHEBAG MOCKIE DOG SHIT RECTUM RAIDER PISSHOLE HITLER BAT FUCK INSANE PUSSY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT CUNT GOD DAMN BASTARD SHIT BUGGER OFF WANK FUCKBAG HOMO JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD SLOPE SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUTT-HEAD WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT WANK CRAP TOSSER OSTRICH MY ASS SHITTY suck my mothers FUCKSTAIN CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE WANKER INJUN BUKKAKE BUGGER OSTRICH MY ASS NIGNOG ASSBANDIT CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTTFUCKER GOAT DICK CUNT ASSFACE JOHNNY SHITE SHITTY EMO CLUSTERFUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL BUTT PIRATE ARSEBADGERS RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COON SON OF A BITCH SHIT ASSFACE DICKHEAD BELLEND INBRED SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JACKASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSCRACK ANUSCAKE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TONY LA RUSSA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HEIL HITLER! TITTYWANK WANKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SCROTUM BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER CUM MAMA MIA SHITSLINGING DOG FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITCOCK REDNECK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT AUTOFELLATIO COCK DAMN IT SHITTY INBRED FUCKFACE CHAV BITCH HELL WANK CUNT DAMN ARSE MOCCASINS CUNTBUCKET MOCCASINS SPIC SPICY CUNT FUCK SMEG JIZZ NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER RAT'S COCK DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT POTTYMOUTH PEARL NECKLACE SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKER SHIT BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FRENCH TICKLER YOU WANKER HITLER SON OF A BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMN RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MILF POLAK INJUN INJUN BITCH RIGHT WING BUTTFUCKER CHOAD FUCK OFF SHITFACE MOLDY TITS JOHN SMILEY FACE POMMIE FUCK NUGGET CLUSTERFUCK KNOBJOCKEY FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER BELLEND FUCK COON FRITZ HAIL SATAN! ASSHOLE DISSIDENTS SHIT LIKE A HORSE I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN TITWANK SLOPE FUCK NUGGET WANK CHOAD KISSER ARSE ASS PENIS FUCKWIT BONG EAT MY SHIT! TOWELHEAD RAT'S ASS NIPPLES CHICKEN SHIT PEARL NECKLACE BUKKAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ I WILL END YOU! SHIT DICKHEAD KITTENS FAG TITS & DICKS GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT STEVE BALLMER DUNE COON JERK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT NIPPLES PISS ARTIST CHALICE HELLFIRE BUTT PIRATE RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT MILF SHITCOCK SCUMBUCKET CUNT WILLY WONKA CHRIS CHAN GOD DAMN BALLS VILLAGE DUMP BUTT-HOLE BUTT-HEAD GOD DAMN SEX REBECCA BLACK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? LENS CRAFTERS CONAN O'BRIAN PISS PENIS O CANADA SHIT TIT DIRT ASS FUCKWIT BIGNOSE BLUE PENIS! FUDGEPACKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS JOHNNY PISS ARTIST FRAK INBRED DOT HEAD PEDOPHILIA I WILL KILL YOU! CUNTRAG BASTARD VAGINA THONG TASTER BIGNOSE DILDO PISS ARTIST DICKLICK FUCKING CLEVELAND STEAMER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICKHEAD FUCKWIT BONER WANK FUCKFACE BULLCRAP pen0r INBRED BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKWIT BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS CUNT BLUE PENIS! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ANUSCAKE VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK FUCKING ASSHOLE HO NICARAGUA NORTH KOREA INCEST JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOUCHE NAZI SHITFUCKER ASSHAT FLAMING ASS BADGER COCKSMOKER PIGFUCKER YOU WANKER SHITE BUGGER OFF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER PISS BITCH GOD DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE SHITFACE SPUNK HELL PUSSY DICKLICK DARTH VADER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH GOD DAMMIT SOD DOUCHING WEHATEMARIO BASTARD CONAN O'BRIAN HO FUCK YOU NAZI CUNNILINGUS MOLDY TITS GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHOLE PISSHOLE ARSEBADGERS EXTRA LONG PENIS JERK OFF POOPOO SHITHEAD DAMN IT CUNTRAG JACK OFF BOLLOCKS FUCKING BALLS TIT DIRT GRIS RAT'S COCK TWISTY VAGINA NIGGER FIST FUCK CUNT COON RUSKIE OH SHI– I AM CORNHOLIO! ASS FASCIST LOLCAT DAGO OSTRICH MY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER POLAK GANGBANG PEARL NECKLACE SHIT ABO SUCK MY DICK MARY WHITEHOUSE suck my mothers YOU WANKER WOP FUCKSTAIN WANK WANK TURD CUNT CRAPPER CHRISTHUMPER DICK CHICKEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT ORGASM PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING MOCKIE FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU JIZZ WANK JOHNNY BIRD SHIT CHAV TOSSER RAGHEAD FUCKER GRAPE PENIS JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD MOCCASINS FELLATIO QUEEF TOWELHEAD ASSHAT WANK PRICK CROTCH BOOBIES ASSCRACK FUCK YOU VAGINA CHAV BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER GENITALIA DOODIE HEAD DICK IN A BOX PRICK SEX JOHN SMILEY FACE TAMPONS BLUE PENIS! FUCKING JUMP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DELICIOUS CAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE ANAL FRENCH TICKLER TWAT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH PISS OFF SHITE WINDOWS VISTA TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER BITCH YOU WANKER POWERSHIT FUCK YOU DONKEY PUNCHER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK OFF CUNT CC PLZ PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCK COCKSUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD JERRY TITTIES BASTARD BITCH EPIDIDYMIS SOD WIKIPEDIA TURD FELCHMONKEY DUMBASS TAFFY HORSE PENIS FUCKWIT OLD CHRIST OF A MASTURBATION CUNT ARSE GOOK GOD DAMMIT MONKEY BALLS EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK YOU BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHUT UP, MEG! VAGINA PISS GOOK SHITHEAD CUNT YOU WANKER BIG FOOT SOD OFF FUCKING A ASS PUSSY DICKWAD PENIS CROTCH MOZILLA FIREFOX TWISTY VAGINA MILF YUKY DOODY BASTARD SOD SPICY CUNT FUCK PEDOPHILIA FAGGOT SHITSLINGING SHITBALLS ASSHAT FEMADOM FASHION BUG INBRED pen0r YOU WANKER MACACA DONKEY DICK PUNANI DOODIE HEAD GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD WANK CLIT AUTOFELLATIO EPIDIDYMIS FOUR-EYES CAMEL JOCKEY NIGNOG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FRED PHELPS KIKE FUCKING A FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT DOODIE HEAD SHIT ASS FASCIST DAMN ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER COMMUNIST DILDO SPUNK SHITHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PEARL NECKLACE DOG SHIT WIENER SEX ASS REBECCA BLACK ASS DILDO SPUNK MARGARET THATCHER SHITE GANGBANG VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY CHING CHONG CHINK TAMPONS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKING A BITCH GO HOME AND DIE DARTH VADER DOT HEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOLDY TITS DIRTY SANCHEZ FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHOAD CHENEY DAMN BULLCRAP BEANER INJUN PEEPEE BORDER HOPPER ASSCRACK WOP GOD DAMN FREE ELECTIONS LET'S SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BASTARD PRICK GOBSHITE LET'S SHIT SEMEN SHITPISSER ARSEBADGERS DOUCHETITS WANK PEEPEE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FELLATIO ASSCRACK FUCKFACE WANK SPANK THE MONKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSWIPE TWAT GOD DAMMIT ANAL SAGGY TITS BASTARD GIVING HEAD DELICIOUS CAKE FENCE JUMPER BOB SAGET POMMIE SHITFACE DAMN DUMBASS CUNTBUCKET JACK OFF THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CONDOMS RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER BUKKAKE KRAUT BITCH PIG BALL SACK TRANNY DAMN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR JUSTIN BIEBER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS LIMEY DAMN BITCH [Insert swear here] BALLS URINE-GARGLING FUCKING SCROTUM BITCH SHIT LIKE A HORSE JOHNNY TITS TWAT TIMBER NIGGER FLYING FUCK NEGRO SHITFUCKER COON FUCKHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOD DAMN ASS HELL OH SHI– WIENER SHITE BUTT-HEAD SEX FUCKING A SACRAMENTO FROG FOUR-EYES PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIKIPEDIA RAGHEAD WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD HELL KNOBJOCKEY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TURD BUGGER OFF YID FENCE JUMPER BALL SACK FUCK JACKASS CLIT ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PISS MAMA MIA WINDOWS VISTA CLUSTERFUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMN FUCKER FAGGOT DAMN IT AMERICA ONLINE DICK FUCK ASSCRACK SHIT TITTIES FUCKTARD ALEX TREBEK GOD DAMMIT JACKASS MOLDY TITS ABO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BIG FOOT EXTRA LONG PENIS SCUMBAG SHIT NEGRO DUNE COON DIPSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES ARSE FUCK CROTCH FUCK CUNT suck my mothers CUNT TOSSER GREASER CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD PRICK HO BULLCRAP FRENCH TICKLER CUNTYMINTS SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS PENIS HOMO BLOWJOB IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK A DUCK KNOBJOCKEY CLIT RAPE DIPSHIT FROG FUCKER BITCH FROG SHITHEAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE ASS WANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER SHITSKIN CUNNILINGUS SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER JIZZ OPINION BASTARD BASTARD BAT FUCK INSANE PISS CHINK BASTARD DOM DeLUISE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT JERRY RHODESIA NIGNOG BUGFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROG PICKANINNY DIPSHIT YOU WANKER SEX GOBSHITE PISS UP MY ARSE ALF POLESMOKER HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT POMMIE TENTACLE RAPE BIRD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! I WILL KILL YOU! POMMIE PAKI AMERICA ONLINE WANK FUCK HELL FUCK OFF FUCK A DUCK SEX RAT'S COCK BEAVER FELCHING BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS SHIT MOCKIE GOD DAMN COCK BITCH SOD OFF TUBA JIZZ DICKHEAD SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN SCUMBAG SHITSLINGING GENITALIA SPUNK MOCCASINS HAIL SATAN! DOG FUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DIPSHIT TITS TRANNY BOLLOCKS D'OH PISS OFF MY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMN GOATSE D'OH SHITTY ANAL FUCK BITCH YID ASSFACE YOGHURT CANNON YOU CHUFF PENISPENISPENIS!!! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARSEBADGERS DONKEY PUNCHER SCUMBAG COCKSMOKER FUCKING ASSHOLE JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKING A LUV CUNT ASS FAG JUSTIN BIEBER FELLATIO MASTURBATION TOWELHEAD MACACA BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK CUNNILINGUS INBRED SHITE SUCK MY DICK CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE FROG PEARL NECKLACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANK ELECTION GANGBANG ASSRAMMER CONDOMS BASTARD SHITFUCKER BONER WIENER GOD DAMN WIGGER SPUNK GOD DAMMIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS DOUCHE NAZI KIKE CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT DAMN ANAL DIABETES COCK DAMN MONKEY SHIT DUMBASS FRED PHELPS PIGFUCKER BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY ASS O CANADA FROG'S FAT ASS NECROPHILIA SHITE JACKASS SHIT WHORE KIKE JIGGABOO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CTHULHU FHTAGN RAGHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK BITCH SON OF A BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUTTFUCKER ABO PAKI SHITSLIDE TAMPONS SHIT CUNTRAG ASS LICKER DOUCHING CRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT MARGARET THATCHER BEANER DICKFACE CUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

TIBET MARGARET THATCHER CLUSTERFUCK JOHNNY DAMN HELL BASTARD WIENER DIPSHIT DAMN CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMN HAIL SATAN! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GOBSHITE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FEMADOM JOHNNY JERK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFUCKER CRAP ARSE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BATMAN & ROBIN CUM FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK SCUMBUCKET DAMN CROTCH CUNTING ASSCRACK SEMPRINI PIECE OF SHIT FASHION BUG FUCK YOU ASSHOLE FUCK NUGGET YOU WANKER FUCK YOU PRICK DAMN SPIC WANK JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS TWISTY VAGINA PENIS ON A BUN HELL BITCH PRICK FRENCH TICKLER BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK BUTT-HEAD SACRAMENTO FUCKWIT POOPOO SON OF A BITCH BALLS GOD DAMMIT ARSE RAGHEAD MALL SANTA BITCH CLUSTERFUCK DAMN SHITSKIN COON FLYING FUCK MOCKIE GOD DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive I'LL RAPE YOU and with the CHOAD and his DOG SHIT of girraffes in which RAT'S COCK while reading about DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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