Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACK ABRAMOFF neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN IT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFACE, sudden SPANK THE MONKEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NORTH KOREA or FROG'S FAT ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMNATION in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated POOPOO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may I'LL RAPE YOU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOOK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RAPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GRINGO TWAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CAMEL JOCKEY utterFUCKance of socially SHITFUCKER objectionable words).
GOBSHITE Tourette's is CHING CHONG CHINK not to be BULLSHIT confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GENITALIA random TITS disorientation, culturally-SHITBALLS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLEVELAND STEAMER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AUTOFELLATIO language, WOODPECKERSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS FASCIST PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BATHING SUIT AREA souvenir shoppes and massive BUTT PIRATE quantities JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE of ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH garbage.
Darnit.
A PISS OFF Polite Note to the SHITCOCK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CAPTAIN CRUNCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YID article MARCH OF FLAMES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOTHERFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FIST FUCK Tourrette's sufferers [Insert swear here] swear. You can COON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I WILL END YOU! TV, for always focusing on the CHIGGER bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
- The main CROTCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JIGGABOO knee JOHNNY NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CHRISTHUMPER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKSUCKER school for FUCK NUGGET something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHUT UP, MEG! sufferers to become HADJI manically depressed and DAMN commit DUNE COON suicide.
- There is no WANKER cure, and the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNNILINGUS tics often have adverse DOUCHEBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HONKY perodol" which caused my entire YOU WANKER body to go ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS numb and ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than JERRY it is without the ASSCRACK drug.
I am an active member of a WIKIPEDIA tourette syndrome DELICIOUS CAKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JOHNNY the TAMPONS public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BAT FUCK INSANE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am JACKASS sorry for SHITSKIN "hi-jacking" your REDNECK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLEMEN this that really HELLFIRE annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HOMO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BAD MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a GOD DAMN horrible disorder is (not) PIGFUCKER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ANAL time.
Best I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “YOUR MOM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply
As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIANENMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIANENMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society CHRISTIANITY.
Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen
P.S. TITS Regards to Andrew POLESMOKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply
As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?
Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NAZI saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my JERRY intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BAD MOTHERFUCKER and CUNNILINGUS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BAND WITH 4 MOTHERFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN IT HORSE! SHITFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITFACE'S HOUSE
How DICKFACE to NIGGER cure AUTOFELLATIO the PISS Tourette's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment CUM for SHIT Tourette's TAFFY Syndrome BUTTFUCKER is CUNTYMINTS following DAMN IT these INBRED rules NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES in CLIT order:
- 1: Avoid KRAUT immature FUCKING JUMP! little FUCKHEAD kids,
- 2: Count to PIECE OF SHIT within SHITBALLS 10 DAMNseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! nor SCRATCH! GROUNDER! talk,
- 4: Tell [Insert stupid word you just made up here] yourself you KRAUT don't PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! have SONNY BILL WILLIAMS this DAMN disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY SHITFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITFACE last straw BUTT PIRATE!
I fucking put BUTTFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE AUTOFELLATIO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at YID the TOP OF BASTARD THIS MONKEY SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOG SHIT offensive. MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CAMEL FUCKER people who try JIZZ to battle WANKER'BATHING SUIT AREA that tight-ass INBRED 17-year-FROG—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANK it now, but someone said HELL' DONKEY DICK STRAWBERRY ASS'JACKASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR is a laughing [expletive deleted] matter. Plus there CRAP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITS Uncyclopedia, there are PENIS articles BAD MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching AUTOFELLATIO stuff. So GOD DAMMIT that means INBRED stop getting mad at the DAMMIT first part too and ASS talking about the FIST FUCK letter that it's INCEST mocking (what ASSRAPING letter? I don't even know what ASSHOLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DESU hi self ASSHOLE even made a really SHITTY good point. "It's CHENEY nothing more TWAT from a head nod to a LIKE FATHER LIKE SON knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add FENCE JUMPER onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FAGGOT suffer that CLEMEN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SPUNK be, because if I were a COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICK hilarious. If you PIG Want facts, go on HELL Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BEAVER be offended, don't read DOUCHING the freaking TITTIES article anyway.
SHITFACE JAP GRAPE PENIS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! JUSTIN BIEBER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MAMA MIA HO SCROTUM NAZI
FELCHMONKEY BASTARD DYKE DIPSHIT BUGGER OFF ASSHOLE DIPSHIT SHITHEAD WIENER CUNT FUCKFACE BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE PISS ASSFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DONKEY PUNCHER COCKSUCKER YUKKY DOODY SOD OFF DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELLFUCKER PRICK SAGGY TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TURD GOD DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX GANGBANG FRAK PECKERHEAD NIGGER BEAVER FELCHING BIBLE BASHER MONKEY SHIT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST NECROPHILIA CLEMEN ASSCRACK FUCK BONER DAMN RAT'S COCK CHIGGER COCKSUCKER CUM BULLSHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOLDY TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITS & DICKS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO CUNT PEEPEE BEAVER BULLSHIT DICKFACE SHITSLINGING ARSEBADGERS HELLFIRE HELL BUGGER OFF POO POO BLOWJOB GOAT DICK ASS RUSTY TROMBONE CONDOMS LAKE TITICACA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BONER BIRD IN THE HOUSE BOB SAGET GOOK HAIL SATAN! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive PISS OFF and with the CROTCH and his CUNTING ASSCRACK of girraffes in which POTTYMOUTH while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FUCK OFF also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- COON
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CUNTING ASSCRACK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CUNTRAG subject. If you do not find it funny I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM!, it is probably because you are an INBRED CLEMEN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITTY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a MARCH OF FLAMES joke loses its humour RAT'S ASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SIGMUND FREUD ignorant, then you wouldn't have ASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN AUTOFELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MAMA MIA!!!!!I <3 COCK |
