Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WALRUS SHIT'PENISFUCK'ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA'BRITNEY'PIG'NIGGER'CHIGGER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSRAMMER neurochemical FUCK disorder COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLSHIT, sudden DARTH VADER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOMEN'S RIGHTS or WETBACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUNG-HOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NIPPLES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CAMEL JOCKEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CONDOMS [EXPLETIVE] words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKFACE utterFUCKance of socially CLEVELAND STEAMER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BATHING SUIT AREA television programs to address DICK Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD Tourette's is CHINK not to be TITS confused with DICK CHICKEN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WHORE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SPICY CUNT FUCK random SOD disorientation, culturally-BULLSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MICK language, PEDOPHILIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFACE FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS LICKER souvenir shoppes and massive FAGGOT quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES 666 garbage.

Darnit.

A SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Polite Note to the DELICIOUS CAKE Author:

The CHOAD Tourette's FELCHMONKEY Research Institute was PISS OFF MY ASS founded to TAMPONS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITWANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SCUMBAG article WOP funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK A DUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK A DUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKSMOKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ABO Tourrette's sufferers SHITSLINGING swear. You can SEMEN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLUSTERFUCK TV, for always focusing on the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! bad side of a terrible ASSWIPE thing.
• The main DIRTY SANCHEZ symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT knee FUCKTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSBANDIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING A cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MONKEY SHIT school for JOHNNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKSMOKER sufferers to become WIENER manically depressed and FUCKING JUMP! commit WIGGER suicide.
• There is no YOU WANKER cure, and the KIKE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SON OF A BITCH tics often have adverse FUCKFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GIVING HEAD perodol" which caused my entire ORGASM body to go FUCKING numb and DAMN IT basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the CHIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome RAPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NECROPHILIA the BUKKAKE public view of Tourettes as a "POLACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for SAGGY TITS "hi-jacking" your JERRY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BELLEND this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a DICKFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUKKAKE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LIMEY, and making fun of a ARSE horrible disorder is (not) SHITFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JIZZ time.

Best WANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “QUEEF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. SMEG Regards to Andrew FRENCH TICKLER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply

The EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT LIKE A HORSE punch him if you PAKI want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE HAS AIDS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POMMIE saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my ASSRAPING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BULLSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MONKEY SHIT and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKWIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BASTARD BAND WITH 4 PIGFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT HORSE! BULLSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BULLSHIT'S HOUSE

How FUCKTARD to YOUR MOM cure NIGNOG the LET'S SHIT Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHING CHONG CHINK for GANGBANG Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE is CHOAD following ASSCRACK these CUNT rules JUSTIN BIEBER in TITS order:

• 1: Avoid CAMEL JOCKEY immature BITCH little JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE kids,
• 2: Count to BIGNOSE within ASS 10 FUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSHAT TENTACLE RAPE ASS nor NIGGER TITS talk,
• 4: Tell ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA yourself you BLUMPKIN don't DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! have DOM DeLUISE this DIPSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOOBS WITH NASTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICK CHICKEN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BULLSHIT last straw SCUMBAG!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE FIRECROTCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKHEAD the TOP OF SEMEN THIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SEX offensive. PISS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try ASS to battle CLUSTERFUCK'DUMBASS that tight-ass GOD DAMN 17-year-CARPET MUNCHER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIG it now, but someone said ASSFACE' PEDOPHILIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER'CHINK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TACO is a laughing 30 CASES OF PICKLES matter. Plus there MASTURBATION was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITSLINGING Uncyclopedia, there are IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD articles MACACA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIENER stuff. So ASSHOLE that means CHOAD stop getting mad at the BULLSHIT first part too and HELL talking about the MOTHERFUCKER letter that it's COCKING FUCKBOROUGH mocking (what KNOBJOCKEY letter? I don't even know what DONKEY PUNCHER the heck you're talking about). Adrian DONKEY DICK hi self I'LL RAPE YOU even made a really WIGGER good point. "It's BATMAN & ROBIN nothing more MOTHERFUCKER from a head nod to a BUKKAKE knee tick". CLIT. Which I'll add ARSEBADGERS onto NEOPETS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TOSSER suffer that TWAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKBAG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to EXTRA LONG PENIS be, because if I were a SAND NIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article INCEST hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on GOD DAMMIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAT'S ASS be offended, don't read FUCKER the freaking HELL article anyway.

SHITE DAMN ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS NECROPHILIA DARTH VADER CHRISTHUMPER JUSTIN BIEBER ASSFACE SHITTY BITCH

ANAL DIABETES DARTH VADER BASTARD NIPPLES WIGGER [expletive deleted] FELLATIO DAMMIT FUCKER STEVE BALLMER CRAP VAGINA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! POLAK REDSKIN HELLFIRE BEANER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO SCUMBUCKET SHITHEAD GOBSHITE CLIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SEMEN TITMOUSE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY EMO BORDER HOPPER BANGKOK SEX SHITTY POOPOO YID FUCKING DAMN EPIDIDYMIS PECKERHEAD SOD OFF GOD DAMN JOHN ELWAY PISS OFF MY ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RHODESIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WIGGER CHOAD COCKSTUFFER NIGGER TITS DICK DIPSHIT PRICK NORTH KOREA CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK FRENCH TICKLER PISS CUNNILINGUS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMMIT ORGASM ASS BUGGER JOHN ELWAY MOCCASINS ORGASM GOBSHITE I RAPE WALRUSES! BLUMPKIN GYPSY NIGGER HELL YOU WANKER BOLLOCKS WIENER ASSRAPING ASSHAT JENKEM RAGHEAD TIT SPRINKLES TURD CONDOMS TESTICLE CHOKE JACKASS LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! GANGBANG KAFFIR SHITFACE FUCKING DOUCHING TESTICLE CHOKE INCEST TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK TITWANK CONDOMS ASSCRACK DAMN CONDOMS MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER SOD OFF DAMN DYKE TITTYWANK CRAPPY SHAKOPEE JIGGABOO BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD REBECCA BLACK SHITFUCKER COMMUNISM IS STUPID LAKE TITICACA CUNT BALLS SHITTY KIDDY FIDDLER SHITE WANK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SEX SON OF A BITCH CUNT SHITHEAD JENKEM FUCKBAG MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMN NIGGER WANK GANGBANG CLUSTERFUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS ARTIST HAIL SATAN! WEHATEMARIO STUDENT MOVEMENT BLUE PENIS! FUCK OFF DICKHEAD INBRED WANK JUSTIN BIEBER HADJI 666 MALARKY FUCK YOU FUCKBAG COON JAP WANKSPLAT BUGGER DAMN IT CHUFF FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING MASTURBATION SHITE CUNT BUTTFUCKER JACKASS I WILL END YOU! MILF FUCKWIT ASS SNUFF PORN SHITTY BRITNEY DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TACO PENISFUCK NAZI COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! NIGGER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCK OFF SMEG MONKEY SHIT CLEMEN CUNT ASSHAT HELL CUM RAT'S COCK ASSRAPING DOG FUCKER SON OF A BITCH HAIL SATAN! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! INCEST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLUE PENIS! TWAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK GO HOME AND DIE CAMEL JOCKEY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SPANK THE MONKEY VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX CHOAD ASS SEX DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK FUCKBAG BAT FUCK INSANE FRED PHELPS RUSTY TROMBONE AMERICA ONLINE SHITTY HELL FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ PECKERHEAD SHITFACE ASSHAT PISS OFF MY ASS JACKASS SHIT NEGRO SCROTUM JACKASS POLAK GOD DAMMIT TWAT THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES TWAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAPE FAGGOT DIPSHIT DAMN CLIT COCK I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE PISS SEMEN DIPSHIT NEGRO SHITFACE BUGFUCK FELCHMONKEY SUGARTITS ASSHOLE AMERICA ONLINE SAGGY TITS WIENER BUTTFUCKER PISS FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WETBACK HEIL HITLER! FRENCH TICKLER GOOK BASTARD ASS MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER DYKE BALLS SCUMBUCKET CUNT BOON PISS DUNE COON CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS BOOBS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! FRAK FUCKSTAIN ASS WIGGER GOATSE COCKGOBLIN BUGGER OFF SHITPISSER FAG GYPSY ASSRAMMER PISS FROG'S FAT ASS JESSE McCARTNEY SHITTY FUCK ANAL PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK BUTT PIRATE BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CONDOMS FUCK A DUCK BUGFUCK ASSHOLE WILLY WONKA TITMOUSE SAMUEL L. JACKSON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST MONGOLIANS URINE-GARGLING FUCKWIT RUSTY TROMBONE CHOAD CUNT CUNTSWILLING CUNT PRICK SCROTUM MILF ASS FASCIST WANK SOD OFF PRICK INCEST BULLSHIT THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES RECTUM RAIDER BALLS MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKER CUM GRIS BULLSHIT PISSHOLE CHINK BOOBS SPIC YOU WANKER FUCKING A JACKASS ANUSCAKE LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SHITFUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS MONKEY BALLS FEATURED DAMN JERK OFF CRAP BUTT PIRATE GRUE RAPE MASTURBATION FIRECROTCH VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING RAT'S ASS BRITAIN FUCKING GOOK FENCE JUMPER NIPPLES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY DARTH VADER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WIENER GOBSHITE DILDO CUNTRAG PUSSY FUCKSTAIN PISS NAZI EMO REBECCA BLACK TIENANMEN SQUARE CHOAD KISSER PAKI DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS ARTIST GRIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PIGFUCKER WIKIPEDIA HOT GRITS TITWANK BUTTFUCKER TWAT 666 SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GREASER FUCK YOU ARSE SUCK MY COCK SLOPE MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT QUEEF SPUNK FUCKFACE ASS RAGHEAD DICKLICK BITCH SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITFACE DAMMIT O CANADA POLESMOKER SHITCOCK FUCKWIT BULLSHIT POOPOO PAKI JERK OFF CLUSTERFUCK DOT HEAD BASTARD POMMIE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITTY SHITE RUSTY TROMBONE DICKFACE BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JELLY BEANS BUTT-HOLE ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER DONKEY PUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS MOCKIE FAG ASS DICKHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH BUKKAKE SIGMUND FREUD MONKEY'S UNCLE DOM DeLUISE CUNTRAG TITWANK HOMO CHING CHONG CHINK COCK FUCKING BASEBALL CRACKER TITS CONDOMS NECROPHILIA ASS LICKER JACKASS HITLER FROG'S FAT ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES KAFFIR FUCKFACE GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN HENTAI MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JACKASS LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD YOUR MOM SHITSLINGING BELLEND HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD REDSKIN FAG CLIT TUBA GOD DAMN JOHNNY SHIT GYPSY COCKSMOKER VILLAGE DUMP LAKE TITICACA I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTERFUCK JERK OFF JIZZ BUTTFUCKER FEMADOM MALARKY SHITE SHITBALLS SHITCOCK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE PISS ASSHAT SHITHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POLACK CANNED QUOTES ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE TOSSER SHITHEAD ABO FUCK SUITCASE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS ANUSCAKE PUSSY CHIGGER BUTT PIRATE NICARAGUA SHITE BITCH JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD DICK CHICKEN CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS DICK WOODPECKERSHIT suck my mothers HORSE SHIT [expletive deleted] DOUCHING TITS & DICKS FOUR-EYES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSFACE DICKFACE BULLSHIT WANK TUBA LIMEY BALL SACK PENIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS FASCIST EUROIPODS PRICK FUCKTARD YOUR MOM KU KLUX KLAN BULLSHIT CUNTSWILLING FLYING FUCK BULLCRAP CRAPPY JOHNNY DILDO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BALLS DILDO PISS GENITALIA POMMIE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BULLSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS HO EAT MY SHIT! FUCKTARD DUMBASS FUCKING FLAMING ASS BADGER MASTURBATION BUGFUCK DICK PISS OFF BELGIUM ANAL SHITHEAD JACKASS ANUSCAKE GENITALIA WOODPECKERSHIT AMERICA ONLINE INBRED SEMEN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HELLFIRE DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER ALF BASTARD FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE INCEST NI ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! ASSHOLE FUCKFUCKFUCK FRITZ HELL PUNANI [Insert yet another person's name here] HELL IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TRANNY CUNT CRAPPER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING A JACKASS BULLSHIT NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKTARD HORSE PENIS DOT HEAD SHIT BUTTFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HELL ORGASM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK EPIDIDYMIS SUGARTITS NIPPLES BENSON SUCKS FUCKER NIGNOG FUCKWIT CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING FROG'S FAT ASS KAFFIR FRIG CRAPFUCKER BUTT-HEAD FUCKSTAIN PUSSYLICKER DOUCHEBAG TITS FUCKING JUMP! CROTCH DAMN IT SHITE SEMPRINI CHRISTIANITY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNTRAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS CROTCH SHITCOCK CUNT TITMOUSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRAPFUCKER TOTAL DOG SHIT COCKSHITTER TWISTY VAGINA DUMBASS FALSE BENSON TITWANK COCKSUCKER FAGGOT FLYING RAT'S ASS BENCH PRESS BONER WANK CUNTBUCKET IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FRITZ CHIGGER CLEMEN BUGGER OFF GOAT DICK BELGIUM SHIT SHIT SHITSLIDE CUM ASSWIPE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! lowercase SPUNK FUCK FUCKSTAIN BRITNEY FUCKER ASS GOBSHITE ASS LICKER JIGGABOO GOBSHITE DIPSHIT 666 AUTOFELLATIO BITCH BOOBS DAMN GANGBANG FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT INCEST BASTARD SHUT UP, MEG! RUSTY TROMBONE WEHATEMARIO DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JOHN ELWAY HELL HO COON CRAPFUCKER ORGASM DOM DeLUISE GRIS ASS TACO FUCKWIT GOD BLESS AMERICA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TAMPONS BEAVER BAT FUCK INSANE WIENER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACKASS DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! PUSSY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS KRAUT GOATSE FUCKING JUMP! BOYCOTT VIACOM! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK PIGFUCKER DOODIE HEAD JACKASS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA COCKSHITTER FUCKFACE HELL FUCKING GOD DAMN BUGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PISS ARTIST MONKEY SHIT WALRUS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSHAT JACKASS BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF SCUMBAG CUM AY-AY-AY D'OH ARSE ASS FUCKSTAIN FRIG TITWANK ASSRAMMER CUNNILINGUS FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SUCK MY COCK AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT DOT HEAD FUCKER MALARKY WIENER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMMIT JACK OFF FREE ELECTIONS MILF QUEEF FUCK WANK INJUN CAMEL JOCKEY STEVE BALLMER NAZI CROTCH HELL FAG CRACKER TWAT BASTARD JACK OFF BELGIUM FLYING RAT'S ASS TAFFY JOHN SMILEY FACE NICARAGUA INCEST NI DILDO HELL SPUNK DAMN TITS & DICKS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMNED TABERNACLE ARSEBADGERS THONG TASTER JAP HELL FLYING FUCK BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT MOCCASINS DIPSHIT ARSE SHITHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS JERRY ASS PRICK PEARL NECKLACE CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKER STEVE BALLMER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS ALF HORSE PENIS [EXPLETIVE] MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LAKE TITICACA DUMBASS SPIC ORGASM BULLSHIT TITS CHOAD KISSER FUCK COCKSUCKER NECROPHILIA FUCKWIT ASS LICKER CRACKER ASS SEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER OFF ASSHOLE PISS OFF SHITTY SON OF A BITCH PENISBIRD FUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE LET'S SHIT NAZI DAMN SHIT SHITFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIPSHIT YOU WANKER BULLCRAP DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN JENKEM BITCH TIT DIRT FUCKING CRAPPY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FRENCH TICKLER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKTARD BANGKOK BLUE PENIS! BONER JACKASS BUTTFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSRAPING DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD [expletive deleted] ASS BIGNOSE PRICK DUMBASS BITCH BUTT PIRATE DAMN IT CUNT AMERICA ONLINE PENIS CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT CHOAD POOPY YOGHURT CANNON BOOBIES GRINGO ASSWIPE YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS HO NAZI BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER SHITFUCKER PISS OFF ASSHAT JAP GRIS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAPE SHITE ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT ANAL DIABETES BOOBIES GOD DAMMIT MOLDY TITS SCROTUM BIRD SHIT DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE COCKSMOKER PRICK NI SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA BALL SACK INBRED 666 BONG PRICK FAG SHITE GOD DAMN DICKFACE RECTUM RAIDER PUSSYLICKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN FU SPANG PENISPENISPENIS!!! FRAK NEGRO SHITE FELCHING WANK GOD BLESS AMERICA ROSIE O'DONNELL WETBACK STEVE BALLMER DYKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK CHIGGER HORSE SHIT BELLEND BITCH LAKE TITICACA FUCK FUCK POLESMOKER CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE BITCH PUNANI BUNG-HOLE FUCKWIT CUNT YOU WANKER NORTH KOREA BLUMPKIN ORGASM TWAT DIPSHIT BLUE PENIS! PISS FUCKER BUTT-HEAD SHITFACE MASTURBATION PISS ARTIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS DICKHEAD FUCKBAG BASTARD COCK FUCKWIT ASSHOLE BASTARD ASSFACE CUM GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOD DAMN JOHNNY AY-AY-AY MICK JUSTIN BIEBER FRIG JERK OFF PIG CUNT FUCKSTAIN SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD DAMN GOD DAMMIT TITTYWANK FUCK YOU JOHNNY POOPOO MOCKIE FRIG MALARKY JIGGABOO WHORE BITCH TITS ASSHAT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK CHUFF CC PLZ POOPOO FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLINGING HORSE PENIS CUNTYMINTS GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO ANAL DIABETES MOCCASINS ASSHAT RICK MORANIS FENCE JUMPER CRAPFUCKER SLOPE WETBACK BULLSHIT BONER BALLS PUSSY GOATSE BASTARD POLACK GOD DAMMIT WANKER RAPE RAT'S ASS DAMN IT SEMEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS CLUSTERFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS FAGGOT DOT HEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS NORTH KOREA PIG SHITTY MICK CAMEL JOCKEY GRINGO JERRY RAT'S ASS HELL CROTCH BONER RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

GENITALIA SPUNK [EXPLETIVE] 666 FUCKER HADJI WHORE SCROTUM EAT MY SHIT! CONDOMS DAMN PEDOPHILIA KIKE DICK CLUSTERFUCK COLGATE COCKGOBLIN BITCH FUCKWIT JUNGLE BUNNY TAMPONS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS & DICKS BOOBS ARSE [expletive deleted] LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CUNTSWILLING SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SCROTUM and with the DAGO and his BITCH of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUGGER OFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• YOU WANKER