Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's INJUN'ASSHOLE'NEGRO'CRAPMUNCHER'PENIS'GOD DAMMIT'DICKFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ARSEBADGERS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CONDOMS, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING or FUCKBAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITTYWANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE WANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HOSER utterFUCKance of socially HI, BILLY MAYS HERE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITBALLS television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Tourette's is ART METAL PRODUCTS not to be MACACA confused with HONKY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIXIES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EPIDIDYMIS random ASSRAPING disorientation, culturally-CLIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HATE HATE HAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local LONGCAT IS LONG language, SHITTY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JIZZ COCKGOBLIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive BLISTERING BARNACLES quantities HOMO of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKLICK Polite Note to the CUNT LAPPER Author:

The SEX Tourette's SAGGY TITS Research Institute was BOOBS founded to DAMNATION.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HOMO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHUT UP, MEG! article HIGH WAGES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FEMADOM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I'LL RAPE YOU.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TITTYWANK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourrette's sufferers TWAT swear. You can LAKE TITICACA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FIST FUCK TV, for always focusing on the HOCKEY bad side of a terrible COCK thing.
• The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANKSPLAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PUSSY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOATSE knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITCOCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WILLY WONKA school for PISS ARTIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage [expletive deleted] sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and SHITE commit BAD MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
• There is no DICK CHICKEN cure, and the SHIT LIKE A HORSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna D'OH perodol" which caused my entire FUCKTARD body to go SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH numb and GOBSHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ELECTION it is without the TITTYWANK drug.

I am an active member of a NIGGER tourette syndrome ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CRAPPY sorry for HATE HATE HAT "hi-jacking" your PISS ARTIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICKFACE this that really GOD DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a JAP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SONNY BILL WILLIAMS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INCEST, and making fun of a RANDY TRAVIS horrible disorder is (not) TITTIES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTTFUCKER time.

Best POMMIE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PENIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. FUCKING A Regards to Andrew CHOAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The FUCKING A bastard who wrote this article. You can JACKASS SHIT punch him if you SHITFUCKER want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BASTARD saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my GIVING HEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CONDOMS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GRAPE PENIS and DOUCHEBAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKFACE BAND WITH 4 BOLLOCKS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A REDNECK HORSE! CONDOMS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CONDOMS'S HOUSE

How MALL SANTA to BITCH cure ABO the LET'S SHIT Tourette's CUNTING ASSCRACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSFACE for SHITTY Tourette's VAGINA Syndrome RAT'S ASS is ANUSCAKE following CLUSTERFUCK these SHIT rules SHIT in PRICK order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature BELGIUM little ASSWIPE kids,
• 2: Count to ASS within BAD MOTHERFUCKER 10 EAT MY SHIT!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK BASTARD GOOK nor JERK OFF talk,
• 4: Tell [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] yourself you FRITZ don't SHITSLINGING have CRACKER this FUCKFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GARBAGE DAY! WITH NASTY SHITSLINGING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CONDOMS last straw BULLSHIT!

I fucking put SONNY BILL WILLIAMS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK the TOP OF TWAT THIS DOUCHE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHAV offensive. ASSCRACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ROMANIA people who try INBRED to battle FUCKTARD'ASSHOLE that tight-ass SHITE 17-year-VAGINA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKFACE it now, but someone said DAMMIT' FLYING FUCK FUCK'WIKIPEDIA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS is a laughing LOLCAT matter. Plus there POMMIE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HITLER Uncyclopedia, there are HORSE SHIT articles JIZZ about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So PICKANINNY that means DICK TITS stop getting mad at the DAGO first part too and FENCE JUMPER talking about the HORSE SHIT letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what WETBACK letter? I don't even know what ORGASM the heck you're talking about). Adrian BULLSHIT hi self COCKGOBLIN even made a really JACKASS good point. "It's ASSCRACK nothing more DOUCHEBAG from a head nod to a BASTARD knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add GIVING HEAD onto PORCH MONKEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING suffer that DICKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BIBLE BASHER be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SLOPE hilarious. If you NORTH KOREA Want facts, go on FLYING FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGGER TITS be offended, don't read SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY the freaking CROTCH article anyway.

MOCCASINS NEGRO FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER DONGSHOVER CLIT PENIS ON A STICK CLUSTERFUCK FUCK NUGGET ARSE

SMEG PRICK ASSFACE DICKFACE SHITSLINGING ARSEBADGERS BUGFUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKER SAND NIGGER FEWMETS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FELCHING WHORE DAGO CLUSTERFUCK INCEST CUNT CHUFF TWISTY VAGINA DAMNATION MONKEY SHIT SEMEN [Insert silly non-swear here] PENIS BIGNOSE YOUR MOM LOLCAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! JUNGLE BUNNY JERRY CRAPFUCKER POLESMOKER ASS NORTH KOREA BITCH FELLATIO GANGBANG AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO JUNGLE BUNNY THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES TITS SHITCOCK INBRED TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAPE CHICKEN SHIT CUNT SACRAMENTO FUCK NUGGET I AM CORNHOLIO! DIPSHIT CROTCH NIGNOG SHITTY WANK POLACK BASTARD DAMN IT DUNE COON SACRAMENTO POOPY JACKASS SHIT NAZI ASSHAT ASSHAT REBECCA BLACK SHITCOCK PUSSY suck my mothers RAPE SHITFUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUKKAKE BLOWJOB MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKFACE HELL SCUMBAG BULLSHIT SHITTY BALL SACK DUMBASS HAIL SATAN! BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE FUCKBAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE PENIS O KURWA! 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FUCKFACE FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST POOPOO MOCCASINS AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD DICK CHICKEN FUCK REDNECK FUCKING BAT FUCK INSANE TITWANK CHICKEN SHIT TITTYWANK RAPE FUCKBAG FRAK SHIT GOD DAMN AMERICAN SPELLING BATHING SUIT AREA TITS HO WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS BRITNEY FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH NIGGER TITS PICKANINNY CODEINE IS A QUEER MOZILLA FIREFOX SOD COCK BALLS ART METAL PRODUCTS BIRD SHIT NAZI GREASER FUCKWIT SOD SHITE INBRED RHODESIA INJUN JIGGABOO SON OF A BITCH BLUE PENIS! VENEREAL DISEASE FELCHING ASS TAFFY CRAP IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAMN BUTT-HEAD DUMBASS TITTIES CRAPFUCKER ASS BITCH EUROIPODS I WILL END YOU! SPUNK SHITFACE RAT'S ASS TITTYWANK CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S COCK BENSON SUCKS ARSEBADGERS FELCHING BUTTFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS FUCKING TIT SPRINKLES TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK YOU WANKER CRACKER HATE HATE HAT MARGARET THATCHER BIRD SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNNILINGUS BOOBIES SUGARTITS BITCH DUMBASS ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S ASS RAGHEAD TACO INBRED BUTTFUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN FUCK BANGKOK SHITHEAD ARSE TUBA BEANER FUCK MONKEY SHIT WALRUS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER POOPY TUBA SEX CUNNILINGUS HOMO MASTURBATION WIGGER HELL FUCK NUGGET WANK FUCKSTAIN CUNT HADJI TIT SPRINKLES FROG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GIVING HEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHAT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE DOT HEAD WANKER ASSWIPE CUM FELLATIO FUCKHEAD HELL LAKE TITICACA CHINK BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISSHOLE RAT'S ASS PRINCE PHILIP SPIC BIGNOSE MILF CHINK FUCKHEAD MAMA MIA CLIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE SOD BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE SCROTUM BASTARD BUTT-HEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSRAPING SHITBALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WIGGER CLEMEN CUNT HENTAI DICK DEVELOPERS! FUCK A DUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HELL FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS JERK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT TRANNY FUCKING POLACK SHITE FUCK YOU SHITFACE CUNTYMINTS GANGBANG POMMIE SHITHEAD PENISFUCK DAMMIT LAKE TITICACA HOLY DUMB FUCK REDSKIN ORGASM BUTTFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD DICK IN A BOX ARSEBADGERS PRICK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GIVING HEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD HELL FUCK BITCH NECROPHILIA BALLS PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITSLINGING TRANNY I'LL RAPE YOU WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH DICKHEAD TOSSER BULLCRAP FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT BALL SACK FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT FEMADOM ORGASM SHITTY SCUMBAG STEVE BALLMER FENCE JUMPER SEMEN DOUCHE PRICK POMMIE BRUSH MA TEETH SHITBALLS FUCK POLACK WINDOWS VISTA SEMEN SHITTY SPUNK HO MOLDY TITS BITCH BUTT-HEAD WANKER HITLER PEDOPHILIA PUSSY INBRED BASTARD RAPE SHIT BULLSHIT CHAV EMO BALL SACK CLEMEN BEAVER CHENEY 666 CRAP PISS TITWANK SHIT SEX CUNNILINGUS FUCKBAG VENEREAL DISEASE GARBAGE DAY! FUCK OFF GOD DAMN PENIS WANK NI BLOWJOB FUCK A DUCK ANAL BASTARD BASTARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITPISSER FUCKER COCKSMOKER BOB SAGET FAG MACACA JACK ABRAMOFF BASTARD JACKASS CAMEL FUCKER SEMEN JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITTY SUCK MY COCK ARSE MOCKIE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SHITFUCKER TITS HOMO ASSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT CHOAD CUNT FOUR-EYES HONKY FUCK OFF FUCKER COCK CUNT FUCKHEAD FASHION BUG I RAPE WALRUSES! DUMBASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELLFIRE WETBACK SHIT QUEEF ASSHAT JACKASS TOSSER CLIT JACKASS SHIT CHICKEN FRIES GANGBANG TWAT YOU WANKER ART METAL PRODUCTS PUSSYLICKER MONKEY SHIT WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER DOG SHIT ASSCRACK HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER LET'S SHIT FUCK TAMPONS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS OFF FRIG SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JOHNNY BASTARD PICKANINNY TURD FUCK YOU BLOWJOB COMMUNIST DILDO STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SAND NIGGER FUCKING BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ANAL DIABETES SUCK MY COCK BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TWISTY VAGINA DICKHEAD DICKFACE FASHION BUG JACKASS SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP HELL DAGO STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCK SACRED DICK GOD DAMN TITTIES ASSFACE FUCKHEAD DAMN IT OH SHI– PRICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SUITCASE PENIS FELCHMONKEY I RAPE WALRUSES! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PEDOPHILIA DAMN FRENCH TICKLER TITTYWANK DICKHEAD JAP PUNANI FUCKING A MACACA COCK SEMEN FUCKTARD PISS DOG SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBS [Insert swear here] HITLER ASSHAT SHIT BASTARD HADJI LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! INBRED RANDY TRAVIS ORGASM FUCKTARD COLGATE FIST FUCK ASS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 COCKSTUFFER NIGGER COCKSMOKER SHIT CHOAD SEX CUNTYMINTS YID GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNT WILLY WONKA MY COMMUNION WAFER OF DILDO JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK A DUCK FUCKHEAD TWAT FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER GENITALIA CLIT CUM HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMN JIGGABOO JAP SHITTY BUTTFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BULLSHIT BULLSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK VAGINA PUSSY OSTRICH MY ASS YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKBAG DONKEY DICK BASTARD SEMEN SUCK MY COCK ASS ANAL DIABETES BENSON SUCKS SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN PISS ANAL DIPSHIT BOOBS BITCH HELLFUCKER MASTURBATION BASTARD SUGARTITS CHIGGER FUCKFACE GOD DAMN DAMN CLEMEN CRAPPY WANK CUNT CRAPFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS DICK FUCKBAG CHENEY DOUCHETITS SUITCASE PENIS DICKHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YOU POLAK GRIS POMMIE SHITPISSER BALLS POTTYMOUTH SUITCASE PENIS CRAPMUNCHER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CLUSTERFUCK SHITE CHICKEN FRIES GOD DAMN ASSHAT SCROTUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS PUSSY SHIT SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HELL ANUSCAKE MARY WHITEHOUSE BITCH BUTT PIRATE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SUCK MY DICK PISS BULLSHIT RAGHEAD CHOAD KISSER MOTHERFUCKER BONER O KURWA! SHITBALLS GIVING HEAD ASS DICK ASSWIPE SEX WANKER DICK DELICIOUS CAKE BELGIUM FUCK INBRED GOBSHITE HATE HATE HAT SHITTY GOD DAMMIT BASTARD NAZI BEAVER FELLATIO FLYING FUCK FELCHING SHITFUCKER SOD OFF MASTURBATION CUNTBUCKET BITCH BASTARD TITWANK GOOK SHITFACE URINE-GARGLING PAKI CHAV SHITE BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER CUNT SCROTUM PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONALD RUMSFELD BITCH CUNT WHITE POWER DOODIE HEAD CUNT TAMPONS FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PUSSY FUCKTARD MOCCASINS NAZI SHITCOCK BITCH ASS BUKKAKE DAMN GOD DAMMIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MASTURBATION HORSE PENIS RAPE DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER ALF SHITSLINGING BATHING SUIT AREA FOUR-EYES MOZILLA FIREFOX SHUT UP, MEG! AY-AY-AY GOAT DICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I'LL RAPE YOU TITWANK CHENEY DICKWAD PENISFUCK YOUR MOM COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITE CLEMEN MILF SHITFACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CRACKER HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD DUMBASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD QUEEF FUCK YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE BLISTERING BARNACLES CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR EMO DUMBASS SHITFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CRAPFUCKER BOOBS DICK CHICKEN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN JAP FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD WOP DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT NIGGER SHAKOPEE WIGGER GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN PISS UP MY ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD ASSBANDIT SOD BELGIUM BOOBIES BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT GOD DAMN TOTAL PRICK FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER TITS DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD WANK DOG SHIT GIVING HEAD MOCKIE ASSWIPE TITS & DICKS BASTARD HADJI CLEVELAND STEAMER BALL SACK SHIT HOSER ON CRACK PISS BASTARD BUTT-HEAD FUCKING PISS ARTIST SUGARTITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNTRAG FELCHMONKEY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGGER TITS FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK MICK PRICK FUCKER [expletive deleted] SEX HELL FRIG WIENER SHITTY DAGO SHITSLINGING JIZZ GYPSY YID SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUTT PIRATE WOP FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE ASS SUCK A BIG DICK JIZZ TESTICLE CHOKE DONGSHOVER ASSFACE SHITHEAD MARGARET THATCHER TITS CUNT HELL CHINK CUNTBUCKET DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITE JACKASS SHIT DAMN IT AAAAAAAAA! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GENITALIA PISSHOLE GOD DAMN BONER ICE CREAM DOUCHEBAG SHIT LIKE A HORSE I RAPE WALRUSES! AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS CROTCH SHITSLINGING CRAPPY ASS FUCKWIT ASSCRACK FU SPANG POO POO BLOWJOB BITCH JACKASS FUCKWIT BONER CHOAD KISSER DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING SEX WANKSPLAT CHING CHONG CHINK VAGINA FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK SHITHEAD SEMEN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HOLY DUMB FUCK and with the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS and his SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of girraffes in which SHITHEAD while reading about FUCKING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOUCHEBAG