Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's P'KANG'PIGFUCKER'PIECE OF SHIT'JAP'BULLSHIT'BIRD SHIT'LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS ARTIST characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid YOUR MOM, sudden CUNNILINGUS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PEDOPHILIA or SON OF A BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may [expletive deleted] include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JERK OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUCK MY DICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WHORE WIKIPEDIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially MORGAN TSVANGIRAI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is GOD DAMN not to be PORCH MONKEY confused with FELLATIO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random INBRED disorientation, culturally-BAD MOTHERFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PIGFUCKER language, DONGSHOVER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SEX FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKGOBLIN souvenir shoppes and massive IN SACREMENT quantities RUSTY TROMBONE of ANAL DIABETES KIKE garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITHEAD Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

The CLIT Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Research Institute was RAT'S COCK founded to SHITFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PIGFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JIGGABOO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NAZI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PAKI Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BITCH Tourrette's sufferers HOMO swear. You can PEEPEE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ORGASM TV, for always focusing on the WIENER bad side of a terrible DELICIOUS CAKE thing.
• The main GOD DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOZILLA FIREFOX' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIRD SHIT knee PAKI NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKWIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SLOPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD school for BLOWJOB something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT sufferers to become JIGGABOO manically depressed and TRANNY commit JACKASS suicide.
• There is no DAMN cure, and the GOD DAMMIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BLESSED DAMN SAINT tics often have adverse ORGASM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire BONER body to go DICKHEAD numb and FUCKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than BELLEND it is without the FUCK A DUCK drug.

I am an active member of a REDSKIN tourette syndrome HOLY DUMB FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CROTCH the GENITALIA public view of Tourettes as a "CRACKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT LAPPER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for DILDO "hi-jacking" your BUTT-HOLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMMIT this that really MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE annoys me. I am working towards a CONSENSUS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICKFACE, and making fun of a FUCKFACE horrible disorder is (not) FUCKHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best TITTIES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! Regards to Andrew BUTT PIRATE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The FRITZ bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNNILINGUS punch him if you HITLER want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAGO saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FUCKTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine YOUR MOM Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ORGASM and FUCKHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFUCKER BAND WITH 4 DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSWIPE HORSE! YOUR MOM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO YOUR MOM'S HOUSE

How BALLS to CUNTRAG cure FUCKER the MONKEY SHIT Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSFACE for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's FUCK YOU Syndrome MONKEY'S UNCLE is SHITPISSER following CHENEY these SEX rules I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND in FUCKSTAIN order:

• 1: Avoid JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST immature CHENEY little IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! kids,
• 2: Count to ARSE within JUNGLE BUNNY 10 INBREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your POLAK COMMUNIST DILDO BOLLOCKS nor PIG talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFACE yourself you CHOAD don't CROTCH have ARSE this COCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHUFF WITH NASTY DUMBASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INJUN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the YOUR MOM last straw NIGGER!

I fucking put DILDO' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAPE the TOP OF FUCKWIT THIS TAMPONS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI offensive. NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITSLINGING people who try CUNNILINGUS to battle BALL SACK'FIST FUCK that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-FUCKTARD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SUCK MY COCK it now, but someone said SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM' CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COON'FUCKBAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS OFF is a laughing PRICK matter. Plus there INCEST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BAT FUCK INSANE Uncyclopedia, there are CROTCH articles TIMBER NIGGER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SPIC stuff. So ASS that means KAFFIR stop getting mad at the HENTAI first part too and BASTARD talking about the SPUNK letter that it's JESSE McCARTNEY mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what SHITTY the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT hi self GOD DAMN even made a really EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA good point. "It's BEAVER nothing more SONNY BILL WILLIAMS from a head nod to a FUCK YOU knee tick". ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA. Which I'll add HELL onto MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CRACKER suffer that MELAMINE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COMMUNIST DILDO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a SHITBALLS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTT-HEAD hilarious. If you FUCKSTAIN Want facts, go on FAG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read BIGNOSE the freaking FUCK article anyway.

JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS P'"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000101-QINU`"'KANG POWERSHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE FRITZ THONG TASTER FUCKBAG PISS OFF JACKASS

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PULL THE STRING!! SHITFACE SHITFACE FUCKING A SHITSLINGING WIENER NAZI GYPSY TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HAIL SATAN! SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD SEX WIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSCRACK FUCKER PORCH MONKEY SEMEN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAMA MIA FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK JACK OFF SCUMBAG TOWELHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKBAG DONKEY DICK RAGHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FOUR-EYES SHIT PENIS ON A BUN MONKEY SHIT SCUMBUCKET SHITSLINGING I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKWIT SCROTUM GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF CRAP POMMIE BOYCOTT VIACOM! PUSSY BUKKAKE BLOWJOB CRAPPY JOHN ELWAY FEWMETS DICKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY SON OF A BITCH NIGNOG TURD NIGNOG ASS FUCK YOU PENIS ON A BUN BATMAN & ROBIN SHIT LIKE A HORSE I AM CORNHOLIO! SEMEN ARSE BASTARD BONER BELLEND FLYING FUCK DOT HEAD BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU SHAKOPEE SHITFUCKER FRITZ FUCK NUGGET [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCK FUCK NUGGET IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PISS FUCKBAG CLUSTERFUCK TITS & DICKS DOUCHE NAZI TITWANK HENTAI YOU WANKER GOD DAMN INBRED PUSSY CONDOMS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK DAMN 666 SUCK A BIG DICK ASSFACE TAMPONS CLIT SEMEN YOU WANKER ANAL DIABETES YID FUCKING BORDER HOPPER HORSE SHIT CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE CHOAD WIKIPEDIA BALL SACK COON THONG TASTER JACKASS RAT'S COCK CHOAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST OPINION DAMN GENITALIA CLEMEN BLUMPKIN INCEST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTT-HOLE BLISTERING BARNACLES BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WOODPECKERSHIT PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA INCEST SPIC BLOWJOB Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK DAMN PRICK WOODPECKERSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS BUGFUCK DILDO CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A KRAUT ASSCRACK TWISTY VAGINA CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK TITS & DICKS BOB SAGET FUCK BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE SHITHEAD HELL COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BUTT-HEAD BENCH PRESS INJUN JACKASS PORCH MONKEY NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKER FIRECROTCH BITCH SHITSLINGING SEX MALARKY DEVELOPERS! PEDOPHILIA PORCH MONKEY ASSHOLE FAGGOT GANGBANG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTT-HEAD FUCK YOU COCK SHITBALLS DAMN DOG SHIT TITS & DICKS WIENER FEMADOM MILF FALSE BENSON GRASS MUD HORSE TITWANK DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK HELL PISS UP MY ARSE AY-AY-AY FUCKER CUNT HEIL HITLER! DICKHEAD GOAT DICK DICK CHICKEN SEX GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT GRIS BUTT PIRATE FLYING FUCK MOCCASINS WANK BASTARD TOSSER COCK WANK MALARKY CONDOMS AY-AY-AY PEEPEE ASSWIPE DAMMIT TOTAL POLACK HELL CHINK WALRUS SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO CUM FAGGOT CARPET MUNCHER FUCK BASTARD SCROTUM CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING A SHIT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CUM WETBACK TITMOUSE VAGINA CUNTRAG HORSE SHIT FRAK YOGHURT CANNON DOUCHE NAZI PRICK ARSE NI ASSWIPE DICKHEAD NIGGER DILDO FRIG ASS LICKER DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHING JAP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SAMUEL L. JACKSON NEGRO CAMEL FUCKER FUCKWIT ASSFACE BALL SACK SHITFACE DUMBASS BITCH PISS CRAPPY ALF GOAT DICK NIGGER HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD DUNE COON SUGARTITS NECROPHILIA PISS OFF BOB SAGET YOU WANKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PEDOPHILIA ADMINS ARE GAY HOMO CONDOMS HELLFUCKER BEAVER DYKE POLACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PUNANI SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO HEIL HITLER! CHICKEN FRIES SHITSLIDE FUCKING PISS UP MY ARSE CRAPFUCKER JAP DAMN SHITCUNTING FUCK A DUCK DICK CUNTBUCKET SCUMBAG TAFFY LIMEY JAP ARSE HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TOWELHEAD GOBSHITE MARY WHITEHOUSE CHIGGER THONG TASTER NAZI BRITNEY FUCKING BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT GOATSE SAGGY TITS FUCK A DUCK CUNT FENCE JUMPER FUCKING DICKHEAD INCEST FUCK YOU TAMPON IN MY ASS GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT SUITCASE PENIS GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE LET'S SHIT BIGNOSE REDNECK FLYING FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE BELLEND HELL WANKSPLAT SCUMBAG VAGINA HENTAI FUCK POMMIE SUCK MY COCK PISS DYKE FUCKBAG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HELL FASHION BUG YOGHURT CANNON BULLCRAP HAIL SATAN! SCUMBAG MICK DICKLICK CUM DAMN TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I RAPE WALRUSES! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GRIS FUCK WANK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TITWANK SHITSLINGING RAGHEAD BIRD SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT ASSHAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING CLEMEN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOG SHIT CHENEY SUCK A BIG DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK JOHNNY BIGNOSE SUCK MY DICK WIKIPEDIA ASSWIPE CLIT ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER SHIT PORCH MONKEY SHITFACE FUCK GOOK BUKKAKE JUSTIN BIEBER BEANER SHIT DIPSHIT FUCK OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN FUCKWIT BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TRANNY ASS SEMEN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JENKEM CUNTBUCKET FUCKING BASEBALL INBRED VAGINA DONKEY DICK WEHATEMARIO SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY JOHN ELWAY BITCH BULLSHIT NAZI PUSSY CANDY OPINION SHITBALLS ASSHOLE CUNT ASSCRACK DEVELOPERS! MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING A ASSBANDIT GENITALIA LIMEY DAMMIT O KURWA! ASS LICKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUCHE NAZI MALL SANTA CROTCH TITWANK ASSWIPE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUM and with the BIGNOSE and his PISSHOLE of girraffes in which FUCKSTAIN while reading about SHITTY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CLUSTERFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NAZI