Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKING A'HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'TITTIES'CLIT'NAZI'BOB SAGET Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKWIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICKFACE, sudden COCKSHITTER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FROG'S FAT ASS or MOZILLA FIREFOX vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HONKY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITTY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NIPPLES DOODIE HEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITTY utterFUCKance of socially OSCAR WILDE IS GAY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS television programs to address FUCKBAG Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKING Tourette's is PISS ARTIST not to be DIPSHIT confused with BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JERRY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHENEY random HELL disorientation, culturally-DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HADJI language, MALARKY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKBAG PISSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive LAKE TITICACA quantities COCKSTUFFER of ANAL DIABETES DUMBASS garbage.

Darnit.

A GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS Polite Note to the DOG SHIT Author:

The CLIT Tourette's ASS FASCIST Research Institute was YOU WANKER founded to PISSHOLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUDGEPACKER article RECTUM RAIDER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INBRED I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SONNY BILL WILLIAMS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S COCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHICKEN FRIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUGFUCK Tourrette's sufferers FUCKWIT swear. You can SUITCASE PENIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TV, for always focusing on the POMMIE bad side of a terrible SHITTING DICK NIPPLES thing.
• The main ASSCRACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRAPFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOG SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ARSE knee OLD CHRIST OF A NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JERK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DILDO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK OFF school for DICK CHICKEN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage VAGINA sufferers to become PIG manically depressed and GIVING HEAD commit FUCKHEAD suicide.
• There is no TIMBER NIGGER cure, and the CLUSTERFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHOAD KISSER tics often have adverse DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go BUTTFUCKER numb and EPIDIDYMIS basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHINK it is without the SAGGY TITS drug.

I am an active member of a RANDY TRAVIS tourette syndrome GRINGO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HELLFIRE the I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITWANK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHENEY sorry for FUCKFACE "hi-jacking" your BONER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DUMBASS this that really NIGNOG annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHOAD, and making fun of a FUCKER horrible disorder is (not) FRITZ funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BULLCRAP time.

Best JACK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “TIENANMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. JAP Regards to Andrew DICKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The SHAKOPEE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK OFF punch him if you GOD DAMN want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MACACA saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my I WILL KILL YOU! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK YOU and MICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POO POO BLOWJOB music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PEEPEE BAND WITH 4 FUCKSTAIN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WIENER HORSE! DICKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICKFACE'S HOUSE

How PIECE OF SHIT to HELL cure SUCK MY COCK the PEACEFUL Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANK for PUSSY Tourette's DONKEY DICK Syndrome SHITFUCKER is CHIGGER following SCUMBAG these FUCKER rules DICKHEAD in DICKHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid CUM immature ARSE little SHOOP DA WHOOP kids,
• 2: Count to ASSWIPE within COCKSMOKER 10 SHITHEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your LONGCAT IS LONG PENIS ON A STICK HELL nor PENISPENISPENIS!!! talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN yourself you GRIS don't BATHING SUIT AREA have MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! this IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BLOWJOB WITH NASTY PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITPISSER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICKFACE last straw CAMEL JOCKEY!

I fucking put TAFFY' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOTHERFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOTHERFUCKER the TOP OF CLIT THIS DICKHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JIZZ offensive. CLEVELAND STEAMER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COLGATE people who try SLOPE to battle CUNT'PENIS that tight-ass Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 17-year-ALF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NAZI it now, but someone said JIZZ' CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD KISSER'JUNGLE BUNNY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing YOU WANKER matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CRACKER Uncyclopedia, there are BOOBIES articles FUCK YOU about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOB SAGET stuff. So CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST that means CAUCASIANS stop getting mad at the DICK first part too and DAMN talking about the CARPET MUNCHER letter that it's CUNT CRAPPER mocking (what SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM letter? I don't even know what FRIG the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self CUNT even made a really CRAPMUNCHER good point. "It's KAFFIR nothing more DUMBASS from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". CUNTING ASSCRACK. Which I'll add PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT onto REDSKIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MARGARET THATCHER suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITCOCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YOU be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COCK hilarious. If you CUNNILINGUS Want facts, go on DOUCHETITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BALL SACK be offended, don't read PISS the freaking HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS article anyway.

JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE CHOAD NAZI FUCKING BASEBALL BOOBS RAPE SPUNK ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ

I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSHAT CUNT LAPPER DICK KNOBJOCKEY CLIT FUCK OFF DEMOCRACY PUSSY POLESMOKER FUCKHEAD PISS SHITTY FUCKWIT ASSWIPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PUSSYLICKER SHIT SHITSLINGING CUNTRAG YOU WANKER suck my mothers GO HOME AND DIE BUTT-HOLE ARSE CROTCH 666 CUNT YID POLAK INJUN YOUR MOM PEEPEE SCUMBAG ALF FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCK ASSCRACK ASSFACE O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT DOUCHEBAG JAP ASSHOLE TITWANK SCUMBAG BOOBS ASSFACE RANDY TRAVIS ANUSCAKE DICKFACE SCROTUM ASS JIZZ SON OF A BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE TACO BOOBS SOD I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT PISSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! PISS UP MY ARSE DONKEY DICK INCEST FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS COON SUGARTITS RAPE GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING JUMP! 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RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH DILDO COCKSUCKER TOSSER TITS DIPSHIT FUCK NIGGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NIGGER WIENER ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT TITTYWANK FUCKING BASEBALL EMO RAPE SHITHEAD WANKER GOD DAMN BALL SACK BUTT-HOLE DIPSHIT WOP SHITFUCKER BALLS JIZZ HELLFIRE CUM FUCK PECKERHEAD YID BOLLOCKS I LIKE SCHOOL FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE FUCKING A FUCKING A FUCKFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELCHING SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD GRINGO COCKSUCKER MARGARET THATCHER SHIT SHITFUCKER NIPPLES CUNT FLYING FUCK AMERICA ONLINE ASSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WOP NEGRO DAMN CARPET MUNCHER COON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMNATION WANK SEMEN DOUCHE JACK OFF QUEEF NIPPLES BANGKOK CRAPMUNCHER DONGSHOVER SHIT REBECCA BLACK BULLSHIT TRANNY JACKASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP RANDY TRAVIS GOD DAMMIT NI CUNT RAT'S COCK HAIL SATAN! FUCKTARD COON IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASS WINDOWS VISTA DICKHEAD JERK OFF HELLFUCKER NICARAGUA SHITHEAD DUMBASS RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS [Insert silly non-swear here] BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMMIT WIENER PISS OFF SHIT FUCK HELL WANKER FUCKTARD INBRED CONDOMS EXTRA LONG PENIS BANGKOK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK GOD DAMN COON EXTRA LONG PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS MARGARET THATCHER [EXPLETIVE] LAKE TITICACA RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT LIMEY DAMN BUTT PIRATE BONER BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKING BASEBALL GANGBANG SHITFACE PAKI SHITSLINGING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOZILLA FIREFOX DONKEY DICK BALLS MONKEY BALLS JAP DOT HEAD CLIT JERK OFF SHITPISSER VAGINA MILF BIRD IN THE HOUSE BEAVER CLUSTERFUCK CHRISTMAS TREES BUTTFUCKER JERRY MILF OSTRICH MY ASS LICK PUSSY TONY LA RUSSA I'LL RAPE YOU CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF CHAV FUCKTARD SHITHEAD THONG TASTER JESUS H. 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VENEREAL DISEASE HADJI TITS CLIT BUGGER EMO FEWMETS ASS VAGINA FUCKER GOD DAMN TIENANMEN SQUARE I WILL KILL YOU! BUTT-HOLE TURD SHITCUNTING SAGGY TITS SOD BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMN CRAP BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER SCUMBUCKET FELLATIO CLEMEN ASSHOLE CUNT NEGRO CLIT SPICY CUNT FUCK YOU WANKER JAP JACKASS DOUCHEBAG HELL PEEPEE BOOBS LOLCAT POOPY SHITSLINGING VAGINA ALF FUDGEPACKER ASSRAPING WANKER JENKEM ASSHOLE ADMINS ARE GAY SPIC VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSUCKER SPIC SHIT LIKE A HORSE GANGBANG MARGARET THATCHER FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD BUKKAKE DICKHEAD suck my mothers DUMBASS SHITFACE TESTICLE CHOKE JUSTIN BIEBER WANK PIG DOG SHIT SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK GOAT DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHAT FUCKING A HO ASS SUGARTITS ASSHAT FOUR-EYES CUM CUNT PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX TITTIES CUM RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT WANK PISSHOLE NIGGER FUCKING DOG FUCKER BUGGER OFF CUNT SHIT HOMO PISS OFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK OFF BELLEND LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH LIMEY AMERICA ONLINE FUCK CHICKEN SHIT DOODIE HEAD [EXPLETIVE] DAMMIT BUDDHIST MONK SHITFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WIGGER HORSE PENIS DAMN GOAT DICK NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE TAMPON IN MY ASS PICKANINNY WANK HO WANK EMO JOHN SMILEY FACE ROSIE O'DONNELL INJUN DICK SHITFACE ASS FASCIST GENITALIA DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PUSSYLICKER OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES BELGIUM JACKASS TITS BONG SUGARTITS FUCK SHAKOPEE MAMA MIA CHRISTHUMPER PRICK CLEVELAND STEAMER 666 SHITFACE SHITHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! WANK VAGINA JERK OFF NI BUTTFUCKER FUCKER FUCK YOU BASTARD SHITTY FRIG FUCKTARD COCKSHITTER SHITPISSER HOMO SAND NIGGER MOLDY TITS BITCH FRED PHELPS SHITE FUCKHEAD BASTARD FUCKER TITS & DICKS SAND NIGGER HOMO ASSCRACK RAPE BELGIUM CUNTBUCKET FLYING FUCK WANK PIECE OF SHIT NEGRO DOUCHE BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF I WILL END YOU! SCUMBAG SPUNK FUCKING A DAMN BUTT PIRATE SEMEN CHOAD FUCKING A JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE JIZZ FUCKING A ALEX TREBEK NIGGER TITS I'LL RAPE YOU HAIL SATAN! RUSTY TROMBONE BALLS CLEMEN FUCKING A BUGFUCK GREASER BITCH CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER JACKASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ANUSCAKE LOLCAT BEAVER ABO FUCKBAG SHITSLIDE TACO CHIGGER BONER MOCKIE JOHN ELWAY MONKEY SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKWAD FUCKER NIGGER CUNTRAG LET'S SHIT I DON'T HAVE AIDS ASSHAT DOG SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN WOP WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT HELL FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHOAD KISSER POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS NECROPHILIA BOON VAGINA CANNED QUOTE WIKIPEDIA DAGO PISS ARTIST TWAT MARGARET THATCHER GOBSHITE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU FUCK PISS WANK GOAT DICK CUNT BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS AUTOFELLATIO BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUCHEBAG HELL SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK DAMN FUCKHEAD FUCKER SOD OFF BOOBS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BITCH FUCKWIT WANK SHITCOCK INCEST HITLER SHITHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISSHOLE ASSFACE MILF FELLATIO BONER PECKERHEAD BUTTFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY THIS IS SPARTA! COCK TALK PAGES ASS HADJI SUITCASE PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT ASSRAPING ASSHOLE DOUCHE FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS EAT MY SHIT! CUNTBUCKET FLYING FUCK FELCHMONKEY KAFFIR ASSWIPE SHIT KAFFIR PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD WHORE SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN BATHING SUIT AREA POMMIE CUNT DOUCHE NAZI GRAPE PENIS TRANNY VENEREAL DISEASE CHENEY BALLS OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING CONAN O'BRIAN SEMEN BUKKAKE TITS SCUMBUCKET HEIL HITLER! DIMETHYL GLYCOL HORSE PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIPSHIT DOUCHE NAZI ARSE YOU WANKER CRAPFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! FELLATIO SHITFACE DAMN CHIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTTFUCKER COCK RAT'S COCK CAMEL FUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS HADJI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD GENITALIA ASSRAPING ABO INBRED INBRED Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOTHERFUCKER and with the JAP and his BASTARD of girraffes in which POOPOO while reading about WANK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSHAT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITFUCKER