Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PAKI, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or JACKASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PUSSY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKLICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WIENER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERRY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BLUMPKIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKWIT utterFUCKance of socially COCK objectionable words).
FUCKING A Tourette's is BONER not to be CAMEL JOCKEY confused with FENCE JUMPER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOAT DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES random ASS FASCIST disorientation, culturally-PUSSY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMNED TABERNACLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, WIENER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PAKI BALL SACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive DAMNATION quantities BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA of ANAL DIABETES BOOBS garbage.
Darnit.
A PISS ARTIST Polite Note to the DAMMIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSBANDIT article DAMN IT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ALF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BLOWJOB.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOUCHE NAZI Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers PECKERHEAD swear. You can FUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INCEST TV, for always focusing on the GRINGO bad side of a terrible COON thing.
- The main JERK OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FIST FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CAMEL FUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMMIT knee ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is INBRED no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKWIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISSHOLE school for WARNER MUSIC GROUP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage STRAWBERRY ASS sufferers to become PORCH MONKEY manically depressed and TWO-INCH PENIS commit COCKSTUFFER suicide.
- There is no CUNTBUCKET cure, and the SAGGY TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! tics often have adverse NECROPHILIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKSTAIN perodol" which caused my entire MAMA MIA body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and FUCKTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than RAT'S COCK it is without the WOODPECKERSHIT drug.
I am an active member of a CUNT CRAPPER tourette syndrome AUTOFELLATIO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the SEX public view of Tourettes as a "ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BUKKAKE sorry for YID "hi-jacking" your PRICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a PUNANI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHE NAZI, and making fun of a ASSHOLE horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.
Best FUCKWIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BELGIUM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese GOOGLE reply
As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an KOREA LOVER effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society DISSIDENTS.
Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen
P.S. IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Regards to Andrew BLUMPKIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?
Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my CONDOMS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine PAKI Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SOD and BOOBS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKWIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) YOU WANKER BAND WITH 4 SON OF A BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A IT'S OVER 9000! HORSE! PAKI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PAKI'S HOUSE
How SHIT to CRACKER cure PORCUPINE'S BALLS the CONDOMS Tourette's ANUSCAKE Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FUCKER for CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Syndrome DILDO is FLYING RAT'S ASS following INBRED these CHOAD rules MONKEY SHIT in BALL SACK order:
- 1: Avoid PISSHOLE immature DICKFACE little MARY WHITEHOUSE kids,
- 2: Count to GOD DAMMIT within I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL 10 TITTIESseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JENKEM BALLS nor PUSSY talk,
- 4: Tell DAMN IT yourself you POLACK don't GOD DAMMIT have CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON this POWERSHIT disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WITH NASTY FELCHING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSKIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the PAKI last straw TITS!
I fucking put NIGGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FELCHING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOODIE HEAD the TOP OF SHITE THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTTFUCKER offensive. FUCKING JUMP!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INJUN people who try FUCKTARD to battle GANGBANG'GRIS that tight-ass BOB SAGET 17-year-GOOK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TALK PAGES it now, but someone said INBRED' GENITALIA SUCK MY DICK'HOSER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ANAL DIABETES is a laughing DUMBASS matter. Plus there 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NIPPLES Uncyclopedia, there are DIPSHIT articles CHRISTHUMPER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKWIT stuff. So DAMN IT that means POLACK stop getting mad at the POLACK first part too and REDSKIN talking about the 30 CASES OF PICKLES letter that it's GYPSY mocking (what WARNER MUSIC GROUP letter? I don't even know what SOD OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian WANK hi self ASS even made a really TITS good point. "It's TIT SPRINKLES nothing more HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY from a head nod to a DAGO knee tick". INCEST. Which I'll add FLYING RAT'S ASS onto FENCE JUMPER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUDGEPACKER suffer that SEMEN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes EUROIPODS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YUKY DOODY be, because if I were a HOT GRITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SEX hilarious. If you SCROTUM Want facts, go on CLEAN DRINKING WATER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FAGGOT be offended, don't read DUMBASS the freaking PENISPENISPENIS!!! article anyway.
YOU WANKER DICK INBRED COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN TACO SAND NIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK DOUCHEBAG
ASSRAPING RAT'S COCK JERRY DAMN MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER BANGKOK LAKE TITICACA ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JIGGABOO DAGO FUCKING HUEY P. NEWTON PRICK ANAL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ARSE DOUCHE CUNT FEWMETS SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY TOWELHEAD PISS ARTIST MALARKY CAMEL FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMMIT FRAK FLYING FUCK [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING BEANER RUSTY TROMBONE GO HOME AND DIE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BITCH TITWANK BALLS FEWMETS BAT FUCK INSANE ASSFACE LGBT RIGHTS BOOBIES CHOAD RAT'S COCK MALARKY SHITE COCKGOBLIN JIZZ FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSHOLE WEHATEMARIO QUEEF DOUCHING PISS OFF CUNT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NAZI DYKE GRINGO FRAK SHIT JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK GYPSY HOLY DUMB FUCK INCEST CANNED QUOTE VENEREAL DISEASE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DIPSHIT ANAL DIABETES DONKEY PUNCHER JUSTIN BIEBER FAGGOT JIZZ SHITFACE PISS CHRISTHUMPER I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! WANKSPLAT JIGGABOO CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BELLEND GOOK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIGGER CUNTSWILLING FUCKWIT BULLSHIT KIDDY FIDDLER TIMBER NIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES BALL SACK CONAN O'BRIAN GOD DAMN DILDO DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK BITCH SHIT SHITE PISS ANAL DIABETES POLACK SEX BUGFUCK BLOWJOB FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS WOP SAMUEL L. JACKSON OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DICKFACE FUCKING JUMP! GOBSHITE WANK FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BALL SACK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKHEAD [expletive deleted] FEMADOM SOD DICKLICK TOSSER CHINK EPIDIDYMIS HOSER PUNANI PICKANINNY CUNT DILDO ARSE VILLAGE DUMP CRAP PEDOPHILIA [expletive deleted] DOG FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER INBRED CLEMEN SACRAMENTO BALLS DOODIE HEAD SLOPE SHITHEAD DOUCHE NIGGER PENIS DOUCHEBAG BALL SACK SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICK BITCH ASSRAMMER BUGFUCK HORSE PENIS HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKHEAD FEMADOM MICK JENKEM I WILL KILL YOU! NEOPETS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY ASS DICKFACE DAMN CAMEL FUCKER VAGINA BUTT-HOLE PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD FELCHING TOSSER DICKLICK WANK SOD BASTARD FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE BUKKAKE SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ NIHILISM POMMIE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BULLSHIT BOB SAGET FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FELCHING NINTENDOGS NECROPHILIA NIGGER SHITFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BATMAN & ROBIN GOAT DICK ARSE POMMIE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WIKIPEDIA DOODIE HEAD SPANK THE MONKEY EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GYPSY {{USERNAME}} ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS CUNTYMINTS GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT SHITE FAG RECTUM RAIDER CUNT BITCH DICKHEAD DONKEY DICK INBRED MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS CAMEL FUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK SEMPRINI SHITFUCKER CRAPFUCKER SHITFACE PISS ANAL CUNT DICKFACE SHITPISSER FUCKING JACKASS TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BALLS SHITFUCKER MAMA MIA SEX PISSHOLE BELLEND NICARAGUA FLYING FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! ARSE DICKHEAD SHAKOPEE TITS & DICKS DONKEY DICK CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX TITWANK PUSSYLICKER SMILES DOUCHEBAG BALL SACK HAIL SATAN! POMMIE JESSE McCARTNEY FIRECROTCH GRINGO BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK FRIG FUCK OFF SPUNK DAMN NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS CHINK SHITE CUNTING ASSCRACK SPANK THE MONKEY DILDO FUCKSTAIN NIGGER BUKKAKE DUMBASS BULLSHIT LAKE TITICACA SUCK A BIG DICK ANAL LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAMEL JOCKEY TITTYWANK ASSFACE INBRED JOHNNY HO PEDOPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK BITCH [expletive deleted] FROG'S FAT ASS POLAK JAP BITCH WANKSPLAT GYPSY CHIGGER SHITTY ASSHAT BITCH TITS ARSE NEOPETS BOOBIES WHITE RIGHTS BOOBS WEHATEMARIO DIPSHIT COCKSMOKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE BOB SAGET VENEREAL DISEASE RUSTY TROMBONE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE BASTARD BUTTFUCKER BUDDHISM HENTAI FUCKTARD OLD CHRIST OF A WOODPECKERSHIT BUTTFUCKER PRICK FUCKER BOON WIKIPEDIA CUNT SCROTUM MASTURBATION DILDO CLUSTERFUCK NIPPLES O KURWA! DILDO RECTUM RAIDER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BULLCRAP MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITTY EPIDIDYMIS SHITFUCKER ASS SUITCASE PENIS SHITSLINGING PISS OFF MY ASS MOCCASINS DICKFACE SHITHEAD COON JACK OFF SHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX BALLS KNOBJOCKEY KIKE SON OF A BITCH SEMEN CUNT DYKE MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITHEAD GANGBANG CUNT RAT'S COCK NIPPLES ASSHOLE TOSSER BATHING SUIT AREA SPICY CUNT FUCK NI BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JACKASS SHIT DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER FENCE JUMPER FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK TWAT O KURWA! suck my mothers PISS MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK TWAT FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NAZI DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JACKASS SHIT TURD ARSE MAMA MIA DOM DeLUISE FUCK DICKHEAD SLOPE SHITHEAD RAGHEAD CLIT NI YOU WANKER REDNECK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKTARD COCKSHITTER FUCK BORDER HOPPER TIT DIRT HELL TWAT EUROIPODS HOSER FELLATIO BRUSH MA TEETH JACKASS CHIGGER CLEMEN ASS SEX NECROPHILIA CRACKER BLISTERING BARNACLES CHICKEN FRIES WETBACK RAT'S COCK WANK BUTT PIRATE CLEVELAND STEAMER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SOD SCUMBAG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JENKEM O CANADA DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE VENEREAL DISEASE FRENCH TICKLER CC PLZ DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE TITS SHIT BITCH LAKE TITICACA I'LL RAPE YOU JOY PAKI YOU WANKER MONKEY'S UNCLE REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER I WILL END YOU! JUSTIN BIEBER EMO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICKHEAD TRANNY PISS OFF BEAVER ASS FUCKING PUNANI BELLEND BITCH PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER TITTIES FUCK POOPOO SHITHEAD SHITBALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING A PRICK PISS I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS COCK I CAN AFFORD FOOD BUKKAKE SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX BITCH BEAVER CUNT BULLSHIT BITCH SOD 1984 DYKE BUGFUCK CUNT YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS P'KANG SCUMBAG SHITFACE FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JACKASS ASSCRACK BONER PENISFUCK CLEMEN PUNANI SUCK MY COCK ASS GOD DAMMIT FIRECROTCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY PUNCHER BLISTERING BARNACLES GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX LIMEY SPUNK FUCKSTAIN FUCK PUSSYLICKER FUCKHEAD WIKIPEDIA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKWIT CRACKER BUKKAKE BUTTFUCKER CHOAD DICKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY TITWANK FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF PUSSY DUNE COON BITCH DAMN IT NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES BENSON SUCKS HOMO WANK ASSHOLE JIZZ INCEST CRAPMUNCHER FUCK SLOPE TWAT HOMO FROG'S FAT ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FLYING FUCK PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU I WILL END YOU! ASSWIPE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 pen0r DAMN TWAT SMEG FRITZ HELL SON OF A BITCH BEANER ASS HOSER ARSE DICKHEAD SUCK MY DICK POLAK FUCK NUGGET SEMEN SUCK A BIG DICK I'LL RAPE YOU HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PORCH MONKEY HONKY CUNT LAPPER SEX BLESSED DAMN SAINT LET'S SHIT BRITNEY NORTH KOREA JAP GOAT DICK SHITSLINGING PUSSY DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT FIRECROTCH PISSHOLE SHAKOPEE DEVELOPERS! FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD DAMN IT SCROTUM DAMN POTTYMOUTH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK DILDO GENITALIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN BALLS DAMN IT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JACKASS SHIT CONDOMS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS INBRED CUNT BITCH HOMO GRASS MUD HORSE DOUCHING MILF DOUCHETITS ORGASM PISS ARTIST LIMEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BENCH PRESS SMEG DIPSHIT WIENER FELLATIO ASSFACE WANK GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE SCUMBAG SHITFACE YOU SUCK BALLS ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSFACE [EXPLETIVE] BAT FUCK INSANE BELGIUM ASSHOLE JACK OFF ARSE TURD POOPY PIECE OF SHIT CUNT CHINK WANK CLEMEN POMMIE TIMBER NIGGER ARSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HOMO MALARKY GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER PENIS CUNT DAMN IT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JACKASS TAFFY TWISTY VAGINA GOAT DICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JIGGABOO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL FUCKER BASTARD JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN ARSEBADGERS TITTIES BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO COON MOZILLA FIREFOX ABO DICKHEAD ASS LICKER SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS CRAP I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I WILL END YOU! FRITZ WETBACK DARTH VADER SEMEN COCKSUCKER CANDY FRIG CAMEL JOCKEY PISSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKFACE DAMN SHITHEAD DAMN ASS SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHIGGER YOU WANKER SCUMBUCKET PENISBIRD BITCH CUNTYMINTS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT SHIT BANGKOK ASSFACE BASTARD MONKEY SHIT BELGIUM RAT'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MALARKY FELCHING PECKERHEAD TOWELHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE NAZI SHITPISSER BOB SAGET CUNT CUNTYMINTS DIPSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GANGBANG DIPSHIT WIENER SHITE COON FROG'S FAT ASS SEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK SHITFACE FAGGOT FUCK NUGGET SHITCOCK NIGNOG VAGINA CUNTING ASSCRACK SCROTUM FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DICKFACE SHIT RAT'S ASS BITCH BUTTFUCKER BUGFUCK RAPE BUTTFUCKER SPUNK TITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALL SACK MOLDY TITS COON ASSFACE SHIT FUCK CONDOMS DONKEY DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE [EXPLETIVE] WANK PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANK OPINION WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FUCK YOU POLACK GIVING HEAD [EXPLETIVE] DICKLICK MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING LET'S SHIT DAMN CUNNILINGUS GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JERK OFF DICKHEAD HO KIKE DOUCHETITS NEOPETS FUCKER DOG SHIT CUNTYMINTS BATMAN & ROBIN POLACK FUCKTARD BOON WIGGER HORSE SHIT ARSE DIRTY SANCHEZ DIPSHIT CUNT CHENEY NAZI TITWANK FRITZ FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK NIPPLES WIGGER WIGGER FUCK YOU MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKFACE SEMEN FUCK GOD DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY JERK OFF CONDOMS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT COCKSUCKER CAMEL FUCKER BOB SAGET FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN POLAK ASSHAT DICK PUSSYLICKER FUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCK WIENER WIKIPEDIA GARBAGE DAY! TACO COON FUCKING NEOPETS FUCKFACE COON GANGBANG DOG FUCKER CUNNILINGUS GRINGO DIPSHIT SOD DAMN MONKEY SHIT HOT GRITS TITS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WARNER MUSIC GROUP JESSE McCARTNEY COCKSHITTER MALARKY BULLCRAP BASTARD RAPE DOODIE HEAD POMMIE GOD DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER BITCH AOL IPs I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU BASTARD JIZZ FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TWAT OH SHI– POLESMOKER ARSE JERK OFF FUCKWIT WETBACK POMMIE PICKANINNY TITTYWANK FUCKER GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT SPANK THE MONKEY DILDO WANK PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCKER and with the O CANADA and his FUCK of girraffes in which SHITFUCKER while reading about CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CHUFF also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKFACE
Article written in the style of its subject This article is CUNT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SUCK MY DICK subject. If you do not find it funny BLISTERING BARNACLES, it is probably because you are an INBRED DARTH VADER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITFUCKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NICARAGUA joke loses its humour DUMBASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN IT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FALSE BENSON [Insert silly non-swear here] TURD COON RECTUM RAIDER!!!!!I <3 COCK |

