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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHING CHONG CHINK neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHOLE, sudden MALARKY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISSHOLE or SHITSLINGING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CROTCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK A DUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may I'LL RAPE YOU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous AY-AY-AY utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKFACE television programs to address FUCK A DUCK Tourette's syndrome.

HELL Tourette's is BLISTERING BARNACLES not to be SHITHEAD confused with CAMEL JOCKEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANK random DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! disorientation, culturally-PISS OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TAFFY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local KIKE language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLUSTERFUCK NAZI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TOSSER souvenir shoppes and massive INCEST quantities SEX of ANAL DIABETES [expletive deleted] garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKING Polite Note to the NAZI Author:

The SEX Tourette's FUCKHEAD Research Institute was BITCH founded to CHUFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have KNOBJOCKEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST article HONKY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING A changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CRAPMUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers WANK swear. You can DIRTY SANCHEZ blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BALL SACK TV, for always focusing on the JUNGLE BUNNY bad side of a terrible P'KANG thing.
  • The main SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BALL SACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNNILINGUS knee BUTTFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISSHOLE school for SHIT LIKE A HORSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HORSE PENIS sufferers to become GO HOME AND DIE manically depressed and PISS commit FEMADOM suicide.
  • There is no DIPSHIT cure, and the DILDO drugs that are available to, "calm" the ANAL DIABETES tics often have adverse PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CROTCH perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING A it is without the TENTACLE RAPE drug.

I am an active member of a TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! tourette syndrome DICKWAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "NEGRO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOLDY TITS sorry for JACK OFF "hi-jacking" your FUCK NUGGET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BRITNEY this that really ASSFACE annoys me. I am working towards a 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFUCKER, and making fun of a PEARL NECKLACE horrible disorder is (not) DOODIE HEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSCRACK time.

Best PRICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. DYKE Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The INBRED bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGFUCK punch him if you TAMPON IN MY ASS want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WIENER and DAGO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ARSE BAND WITH 4 SHITTY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOOK HORSE! ASSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHOLE'S HOUSE

How SONNY BILL WILLIAMS to FLYING FUCK cure ASSCRACK the FIRECROTCH Tourette's DEVELOPERS! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITHEAD for FUCKTARD Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome ASS is WANKSPLAT following TRANNY these DAMN rules TITTIES in PISS order:

  • 1: Avoid BONG immature KIKE little JACKASS SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to JAP within CHOAD 10 TAMPONSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your [EXPLETIVE] CUNT CROTCH nor SIGMUND FREUD talk,
  • 4: Tell DEVELOPERS! yourself you COCKSMOKER don't DAMNATION have FUCKWIT this BIGNOSE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PIECE OF SHIT WITH NASTY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FROG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHOLE last straw PISS OFF!

I fucking put DOUCHE' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAGO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF OH SHI– THIS JERRY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. [Insert swear here]. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! people who try JACKASS to battle DICK IN A BOX'BIGNOSE that tight-ass RAT'S ASS 17-year-SOD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANKER it now, but someone said FOREIGN CURRENCY' FUCK CANNED QUOTE'IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing WILLY WONKA matter. Plus there MARCH OF FLAMES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FROG'S FAT ASS Uncyclopedia, there are BATHING SUIT AREA articles MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PIGFUCKER stuff. So MINORITIES that means DIRTY SANCHEZ stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and JACK OFF talking about the SHITTY letter that it's HORSE PENIS mocking (what DOUCHEBAG letter? I don't even know what SHITFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self CRACKER even made a really DOUCHE NAZI good point. "It's BOYCOTT VIACOM! nothing more ASSCRACK from a head nod to a PUSSY knee tick". I'LL RAPE YOU. Which I'll add SHIT onto BUGGER OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that BORDER HOPPER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YOU WANKER be, because if I were a CLUSTERFUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BLUE PENIS! hilarious. If you SUGARTITS Want facts, go on HONKY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAGO be offended, don't read SHITFUCKER the freaking CONAN O'BRIAN article anyway.

RAT'S ASS HELL BOOBS RUSKIE SHIT PENIS ON A BUN FUCKER FAG SHITE JACKASS

BUGFUCK ARSE HOMO SHITSKIN ASS BALLS GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHOAD PISS UP MY ARSE DOUCHEBAG DAMN IT YID TAMPONS FUCKTARD MOCKIE DICKHEAD SOD OFF BALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD COCK JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO MOLDY TITS GANGBANG PUSSYLICKER SPUNK TIMBER NIGGER SOAPY TITWANK FUCK SHIT PENIS SHITSLINGING CUNTBUCKET WANK DICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH MICK SOD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FOUR-EYES TOSSER DONKEY DICK BLUE PENIS! I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSHITTER SHITFACE GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMMIT CRACKER SHIT CUM CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS FUCK GOD DAMN CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALLS BUGFUCK SHITTY JIGGABOO FUCK BITCH FUCKSTAIN VAGINA TACO FUCKHEAD SHITE BRITNEY DIPSHIT LAKE TITICACA CUNTING ASSCRACK ARSE TAMPON IN MY ASS CUM ASSFACE COCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JAP BALL SACK FAGGOT CLUSTERFUCK WEHATEMARIO HADJI FUCK OFF JACKASS SHIT COON FUCKER CTHULHU FHTAGN CUNNILINGUS RAPE FUCKTARD TITTIES JACK OFF GRUE RAPE POWERSHIT SUITCASE PENIS CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE WALRUS SHIT RUSKIE RECTUM RAIDER GENITALIA JIGGABOO MONKEY SHIT SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE INBRED BENSON SUCKS BRUSH MA TEETH HELL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POLAK YOU WANKER HOMO FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN BRITNEY DOG FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU JACK OFF BOLLOCKS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK JERRY ASSCRACK ORGASM PEEPEE WANK GANGBANG PISS UP MY ARSE BIGNOSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST PENISBIRD POLACK TITTIES FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER JOHNNY FLYING FUCK INBRED SHIT HELL WEHATEMARIO DOUCHING HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOG SHIT ASSFACE TOTAL BONER QUEEF WHITE RIGHTS TENTACLE RAPE ASSHOLE SCROTUM FUCKING JERK OFF DOG FUCKER SPUNK MASTURBATION BUKKAKE NICARAGUA FUCK ARSEBADGERS DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT JOHNNY SOD OFF MICK BLOWJOB ASS DAMN BASTARD ASSFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT O CANADA CHINK MOCKIE SCUMBAG PRICK HIGH WAGES WANK NIGGER BULLSHIT FASHION BUG PENIS ON A STICK DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WANK BLOWJOB TITWANK PIGFUCKER PRICK PEDOPHILIA BIGNOSE ASSWIPE YOU WANKER JAP CRAP PEEPEE RUSKIE pen0r CHINK BIGNOSE PORCH MONKEY BAT FUCK INSANE HENTAI WIENER NAZI CHINK SAGGY TITS MICK BITCH COLGATE [Insert stupid word you just made up here] HAIL SATAN! PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK FUCKING RAPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JACKASS ASSHOLE HOMO WOMEN'S RIGHTS pen0r FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER DUMBASS PISS CHOAD MOLDY TITS TURD FELLATIO CARPET MUNCHER ASSHAT SHITE ANAL DIABETES HADJI FELLATIO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHOAD WALRUS SHIT BRITNEY WANK PIKACHU CUNTRAG WINDOWS VISTA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GO HOME AND DIE MALARKY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FELLATIO DOODIE HEAD CRAP DICK CUNNILINGUS CUNT SACRAMENTO FUCK PENISFUCK CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING A DAMN DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN HYPERINFLATION JOHN ELWAY DOT HEAD SNUFF PORN JERK OFF FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT MILF DOUCHING FUCKING SUCK MY DICK RAT'S COCK TITMOUSE COON FUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE PUSSY STUB DICK SHITE SOAPY TITWANK DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT WANKER WOP [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FUCKTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT MICK ASSHAT SCUMBAG TOSSER SHIT DOUCHING CLUSTERFUCK ASSFACE CLIT RAT'S ASS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE JACK OFF PISS OFF MY ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEX CUNT INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES BEAVER MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DONALD RUMSFELD COCKSHITTER PUSSY INDIA HAS NUKES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PENIS ON A BUN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU GRIS GARBAGE DAY! GRIS RECTUM RAIDER FUCK BOOBS FELLATIO HOSER WANK WOODPECKERSHIT BIGNOSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH DAMN ASSRAPING DICK PISS OFF MY ASS WANK CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT THONG TASTER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSKIN POOPY NECROPHILIA RAT'S COCK ASS SHITBALLS BASTARD SOD OFF NIGGER ASSRAPING FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG DUNE COON SLOPE FUCKSTAIN SUGARTITS PEDOPHILIA FUCKING BASEBALL DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN PENIS ASSHOLE YUKY DOODY FELCHING MARGARET THATCHER CRAPPY TITS SCUMBAG DOUCHEBAG FUCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD I WILL KILL YOU! PISS BEAVER KIKE THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI BOOBS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FELLATIO WANK JAP FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT EAT MY SHIT! MARCH OF FLAMES PEARL NECKLACE INCEST CHOAD SEMPRINI WANK BOOBIES POLAK FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS NIGNOG WETBACK FUCK YOU BASTARD DYKE YOU WANKER GOBSHITE SUCK MY DICK WANK TITS SHIT TAFFY ASSHAT BUGGER OFF CUNNILINGUS BASTARD SHITTY MILF FUCK OFF FELLATIO DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS PUSSY ANAL DIABETES DICKHEAD SHITCOCK CRACKER RAT'S COCK SHIT FUCKING A BITCH BALLS INJUN WOODPECKERSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES DIPSHIT PUSSY REDNECK GIVING HEAD FUCKING ASS TAFFY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIGGER CUNT SHITCUNTING MOCKIE TIBETAN BUDDHISM REDNECK BUKKAKE CHOAD SHITFUCKER POLACK WANK HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHIT HO SHITHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON JUSTIN BIEBER POLACK DAMN WANK SPUNK WETBACK SEX MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOUCHING JOHN SMILEY FACE GIVING HEAD ASS BELGIUM SHITSLINGING JERRY FUCKWIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT ASS DUMBASS FAG PISS OFF SHITTY HOMO RUSKIE BITCH SHITE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FRIG PRICK BOON FUCKING FUCKFUCKER REDNECK FRIG BUGFUCK DAMN OH SHI– RAT'S ASS MILF DOM DeLUISE JENKEM SAGGY TITS HONKY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ORGASM ASS [Insert swear here] CRAPFUCKER PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING JERK OFF SHITCUNTING GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKHEAD GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK BITCH HELL FUCKSTAIN ANUSCAKE DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA BUTT PIRATE RAT'S COCK TURD JACK OFF FUCKTARD TITS & DICKS NEGRO SHIT HEIL HITLER! FUCK JIGGABOO FUCK SHIT GENITALIA TWISTY VAGINA GIVING HEAD BENCH PRESS FLYING FUCK SOD OFF PISS OFF MY ASS CHAV DICKHEAD ARSE CLIT DUMBASS FUCK YOU MOCCASINS DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA STEVE BALLMER RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKFACE HORSE SHIT ASSHAT RICK MORANIS PRICK DAMN WHORE JACK OFF ASSWIPE SHITTY BELLEND D'OH HELL NAZI GIVING HEAD JERK OFF STEVE BALLMER WIENER ASS SHITTY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER FRAK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING A SHITSKIN BALLS CHICKEN SHIT BALL SACK FOUR-EYES FUCK NIHILISM FLYING RAT'S ASS JUSTIN BIEBER WIGGER FUCKHEAD CUNT SOD FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PORCH MONKEY I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU FUCK OFF DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS TITS SHITTY FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER INJUN SHAKOPEE FUCKHEAD HOSER JAP BONER ASSWIPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DUMBASS CHIGGER FUCK NUGGET WANK CUNNILINGUS BASTARD CUNT BLUMPKIN PECKERHEAD FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK BALL SACK JAP LOLCAT BANGKOK RUSTY TROMBONE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKING FU SPANG PENIS ON A BUN ANUSCAKE CRAPMUNCHER INCEST DONGSHOVER CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A HELL SHITTY DICKFACE YID IN SACREMENT ARSE PIG PISS HITLER COCKGOBLIN POLAK CUNT ASSHOLE CUM DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TITS DAMN IT WIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT ASS LICKER MACACA SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DAMN CUNT DUMBASS FLYING FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FELCHMONKEY NIPPLES FRAK RAT'S ASS JACKASS DOUCHEBAG HOMO DIPSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK SHITSLINGING NAZI FUCKFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FAG TOWELHEAD ABO FUCKTARD WANK HOMO CUNT CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCROTUM ASSWIPE DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! O CANADA I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD FUCK OFF BIG FOOT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU DEVELOPERS! REDNECK CHOAD KISSER STEVE BALLMER FUCKING BASEBALL DOUCHETITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT REDSKIN CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD GOVERNMENT FILTERS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER DUNE COON CHOAD FUCKING A FIRECROTCH DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! [EXPLETIVE] GOBSHITE TWAT JERRY GOBSHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH COON RAGHEAD FUCKTARD KRAUT SEMEN [Insert swear here] CAPTAIN CRUNCH TIT SPRINKLES HELL MICK SOD FIRECROTCH BUTT PIRATE WINDOWS VISTA PUNANI SHUT UP, MEG! PISS OFF NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS JERRY DIPSHIT TIMBER NIGGER DOG FUCKER BUGFUCK TAFFY PISS ARTIST NEOPETS FRAK DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY BONER ANUSCAKE THIS IS SPARTA! MONKEY SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSCRACK NIGGER KRAUT CAMEL JOCKEY COCKSMOKER CUNT SHITE HATE HATE HAT BIG FOOT CUNTYMINTS HOSER FUCKER FROG BULLSHIT BITCH BONG DAMN IT PIG RAT'S COCK CHIGGER SHITSKIN TOTAL SHITCOCK GENITALIA DAGO RAGHEAD SCUMBAG PIGFUCKER PISS CUNT BASTARD ASS DUMBASS SEX BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITFACE SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO MALARKY SHIT FUDGEPACKER DICKHEAD ANUSCAKE MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER FUCKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY TAFFY INBRED PENISFUCK KIKE GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA GO COUNT YOUR DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSWIPE DICK DAMN BALLS GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSMOKER CUNTRAG NAZI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKTARD YUKY DOODY RAPE BITCH FUDGEPACKER POOPOO CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS JOHNNY PISS ARTIST SPUNK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DILDO DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST WHORE FROG'S FAT ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER HELL PENIS DICK CHICKEN FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN YID NIGGER MILF JIZZ CLUSTERFUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT LET'S SHIT WANK POOPOO TITS & DICKS HELLFIRE DONALD RUMSFELD TITTIES PISS OFF BALL SACK PEARL NECKLACE THIS IS SPARTA! DICKHEAD FUCK FLYING FUCK BOOBS REDNECK BOOBS WANKSPLAT BITCH FUCKTARD WALRUS SHIT INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE DOG FUCKER SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKWAD CUNT CUNT BITCH BALL SACK CHINK FUCKING JUMP! TACO FLYING FUCK PUSSYLICKER BALL SACK CHRISTHUMPER PISS OFF SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SLOPE and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his POMMIE of girraffes in which SUCK COCKS IN HELL! while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WOP also

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