Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHIT'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'CUNT'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'JACKASS'CHUFF'MASTURBATION Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD, sudden SON OF A BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING or INBRED vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FRITZ in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOLLOCKS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOU WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PENIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JERK OFF utterFUCKance of socially PISS OFF MY ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first INJUN television programs to address CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK A DUCK Tourette's is SHIT LIKE A HORSE not to be AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI confused with DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACK OFF random WANK disorientation, culturally-CHOAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WARNER MUSIC GROUP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, MALARKY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFACE FUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CRACKER souvenir shoppes and massive JERRY quantities GIVING HEAD of ANAL DIABETES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! garbage.

Darnit.

A RAT'S COCK Polite Note to the GOBSHITE Author:

The NIPPLES Tourette's LIMEY Research Institute was JOHNNY founded to JACK OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POOPOO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FELLATIO article MOTHERFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOLDY TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSHAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITCUNTING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS LICKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can CAPTAIN CRUNCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOON TV, for always focusing on the BLUMPKIN bad side of a terrible WILLY WONKA thing.
• The main I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACKASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SEX' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DYKE knee JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN IT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISSHOLE school for DONALD RUMSFELD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SPIC sufferers to become PEDOPHILIA manically depressed and ASS commit DICK suicide.
• There is no COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT cure, and the CLUSTERFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the JIGGABOO tics often have adverse INCEST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PUSSYLICKER perodol" which caused my entire ASSCRACK body to go BLOWJOB numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CAMEL FUCKER it is without the INBRED drug.

I am an active member of a RAT'S ASS tourette syndrome INBRED association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SCROTUM the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "PENIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SLOPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BALLS sorry for TITTIES "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I WILL END YOU! this that really FELCHING annoys me. I am working towards a PISS UP MY ARSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a WOODPECKERSHIT horrible disorder is (not) ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BAD MOTHERFUCKER time.

Best WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DILDO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. FUCKWIT Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The DUMBASS bastard who wrote this article. You can LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD punch him if you TWAT want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLUMPKIN saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my SCUMBAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUTT-HOLE and BRUSH MA TEETH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCKSMOKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHOAD KISSER BAND WITH 4 PUSSY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING HORSE! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD'S HOUSE

How FLAMING ASS BADGER to NAZI cure WANK the CRAPPY Tourette's SUCK MY DICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for SHITFUCKER Tourette's ORGASM Syndrome DICKHEAD is FUCKTARD following ASSFACE these WIENER rules CRACKER in 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid JACKASS immature SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH little WALRUS SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to SHIT within BITCH 10 FRIGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FELLATIO TAMPON IN MY ASS SPIC nor VAGINA talk,
• 4: Tell ANAL yourself you CUNT don't FUCKER have BOOBS this HADJI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WITH NASTY TWAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PEDOPHILIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD last straw JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!

I fucking put QUEEF' my comment at the TOP OF THE SEMEN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM the TOP OF PRICK THIS TITS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHRISTHUMPER offensive. CLEMEN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITFUCKER people who try WIGGER to battle MOTHERFUCKER'JOHNNY that tight-ass INBRED 17-year-JACKASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCKSHITTER it now, but someone said CRAPFUCKER' BULLCRAP HELL'PISSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing FELLATIO matter. Plus there FIST FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are O CANADA articles MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RECTUM RAIDER stuff. So BALLS that means BOON stop getting mad at the HAIL SATAN! first part too and LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! talking about the WARNER MUSIC GROUP letter that it's FRAK mocking (what PISS letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITHEAD hi self GOBSHITE even made a really RAPE good point. "It's ARSE nothing more BATHING SUIT AREA from a head nod to a ASSRAPING knee tick". BASTARD. Which I'll add ASSHAT onto PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FELCHING suffer that BOLLOCKS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MARGARET THATCHER be, because if I were a SAGGY TITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAMEL JOCKEY hilarious. If you D'OH Want facts, go on WEHATEMARIO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOZILLA FIREFOX be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking PEARL NECKLACE article anyway.

PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT ASS DICK TITS VENEREAL DISEASE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITFUCKER DOT HEAD FUCK DAMN

ASS GRINGO ASSCRACK HORSE PENIS ASS I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS BULLSHIT ASSCRACK BALLS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKSTAIN FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS PISS OFF MY ASS ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ COLGATE WHORE SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING ARSE SHIT FELCHMONKEY ASSFACE SHITFACE SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO CHAV VANDAL ASS FIST FUCK BIG FOOT JERK OFF WANK RAT'S ASS CUNT GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCKFACE TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKFUCKFUCK CLEMEN BITCH BUTTFUCKER JIGGABOO HADJI VAGINA SHITFACE ASS FUCKFACE TIT SPRINKLES CHIGGER DILDO ABO D'OH BEANER GOD BLESS AMERICA TAMPONS NIGNOG WIENER FIRECROTCH TWAT RAT'S COCK CLUSTERFUCK BITCH ASS LICKER DAMN FUCKSTAIN BASEBALL JIZZ SAND NIGGER BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PORCH MONKEY KRAUT NIPPLES WANK DAMN TAMPONS DOG FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH ORGASM SHITTY POMMIE DOUCHE NECROPHILIA BLISTERING BARNACLES LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DILDO PEEPEE GENITALIA WALRUS SHIT COLGATE POMMIE FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKSTAIN ASS PORCH MONKEY GENITALIA RAPE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BEAVER I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITCOCK BASTARD GOD DAMMIT YID CRAP ON A STICK BASKETBALL HOOP SHIT BUTT PIRATE FELLATIO SMEG WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! BITCH BUGFUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD MOSES ABO COCKSUCKER TAMPONS YID DAMMIT ASSRAMMER BOOBIES ARSE FEATURED YOU WANKER SOD OFF BITCH PENIS ON A STICK MASTURBATION NEGRO FRITZ MOCCASINS CRAPPY BUGGER QUEEF SOD DAMN AY-AY-AY ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKHEAD ASSHAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH DOUCHING CHOAD DUMBASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HADJI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKTARD MILF SHITE WANK NIGNOG FLYING FUCK BOOBS RECTUM RAIDER POLACK JACKASS SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO FAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON INBRED ORGASM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITE LET'S SHIT DONKEY DICK TRANNY O KURWA! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BASTARD ANAL WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE VAGINA BITCH BIG FOOT SEX KIKE WANKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GENITALIA SAGGY TITS PEEPEE TOTAL FUCKSTAIN SHITE GIVING HEAD BASTARD BLUMPKIN JACKASS TWAT BITCH ORGASM WILLY WONKA BUTTFUCKER JOHNNY CHINK BIRD SHIT PENIS DYKE TAMPONS WANK ASSHOLE NICARAGUA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD O KURWA! TITTIES BOLLOCKS SCROTUM SHITCOCK FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST HENTAI CUNT CARPET MUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO BALLS NIPPLES SCUMBUCKET SHITE BUTTFUCKER INCEST CHUFF ARSE SHIT PISS ARTIST DOUCHE GOOK NICARAGUA PAKI RAT'S COCK CRAPFUCKER BASTARD COCK HORSE SHIT POMMIE FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER BEANER ASSCRACK HEIL HITLER! FELLATIO JACKASS O KURWA! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POLESMOKER DONALD RUMSFELD SHITFUCKER WANK CUNTSWILLING CUNTRAG KIKE ART METAL PRODUCTS TURD I'LL RAPE YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF ASSHAT SHITPISSER ORGASM PRICK PEDOPHILIA TIMBER NIGGER SHIT EPIDIDYMIS PIG NICARAGUA HELL RAT'S ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NAZI ASSHAT PISS OFF MY ASS GRUE RAPE FUCKFACE NIGGER TITS ASS RAPE HOMO HEIL HITLER! SAND NIGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN IT CUNTING ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT RUSKIE SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMN CHICKEN FRIES GOATSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK HELL MALL SANTA PISS OFF MY ASS WANK BASTARD LAKE TITICACA CAMEL FUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIG GOD DAMN SHIT MICK COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN POOPOO WANK CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG BUGGER OFF RAT'S COCK KIKE DUMBASS SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN WIKIPEDIA DOUCHEBAG CAMEL JOCKEY TITMOUSE PISS OFF MY ASS FRITZ JESSE McCARTNEY YOGHURT CANNON FEWMETS GIVING HEAD YID PEDOPHILIA SUGARTITS DUMBASS SHITHEAD SHIT SAND NIGGER ARSE SOD FUCKSTAIN MOLDY TITS DAMN IT KIKE MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMMIT BALLS [expletive deleted] COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHOLE SHITTY SHITHEAD 4CHAN CROTCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES LENS CRAFTERS BUGFUCK SHIT ASS JAP DAMN ASSCRACK DOUCHE NAZI BEAVER CUM BLUMPKIN CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN SHITCOCK CAMEL FUCKER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FLAMING ASS BADGER LET'S SHIT POLACK DOG FUCKER PISS RAT'S COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK SUGARTITS FLYING FUCK HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY TURD TOWELHEAD DICKLICK SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER HADJI SUGARTITS FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK TITMOUSE SPUNK BOLLOCKS IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU REDNECK SHIT WOP FUCKWIT SHITE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RUSTY TROMBONE KRAUT BOOBIES PENIS GOATSE LET'S SHIT SCUMBAG MALL SANTA BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK JENKEM FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSHAT POLAK BOOBS GOD DAMMIT ASS CONAN O'BRIAN MOCKIE DICKFACE FRED PHELPS FLYING RAT'S ASS SPIC CAMEL JOCKEY ASS TITWANK DAMN SHIT JACKASS SHIT SHIT BALLS NIGGER TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK BUGGER PENIS ON A BUN DONKEY PUNCHER RUSKIE CROTCH WIENER PICKANINNY KAFFIR FIRECROTCH MILF CUNT NIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DESU CONDOMS CHING CHONG CHINK DOUCHETITS DUMBASS DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK CHENEY QUEEF PUSSY INCEST TURD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MALL SANTA GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE SOD OFF HELL SPANK THE MONKEY CONDOMS RAPE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT DUMBASS FLYING RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER BATHING SUIT AREA FIRECROTCH PENIS DEVELOPERS! ASSRAMMER DAMN PEDOPHILIA WANK GIVING HEAD SEX SHITTY BALL SACK PUSSY POTTYMOUTH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUTTFUCKER BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! HORSE SHIT JOHNNY SHITHEAD BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKSTAIN WANK ASSHAT DAMN IT ASSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DYKE FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GREASER LIMEY SHITHEAD SHITTY SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS POLAK FEWMETS CUNT DOG FUCKER ASSFACE TITS FRENCH TICKLER NORTH KOREA DIPSHIT ASSCRACK POLESMOKER BONG FUCK THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS DUNE COON SHAKOPEE FUCK MAMA MIA DAMMIT FELCHING COMMUNIST DILDO CC PLZ BEAVER JIGGABOO DUMBASS FUCKTARD JAP DICK TITS PEARL NECKLACE SAGGY TITS FUCKHEAD DEVELOPERS! PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO POMMIE BEANER SHITPISSER SCUMBAG PISS NICARAGUA MARGARET THATCHER SHIT BASTARD MILF DICKHEAD ASSCRACK FUCK YOU DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT WANK INBRED WANK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITHEAD CHENEY MOLDY TITS ANAL DIABETES DYKE BIRD SHIT BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMMIT PISS MOLDY TITS GENITALIA SOD DAMN IT YOU WANKER I WILL END YOU! GREASER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JAP MOZILLA FIREFOX ANAL YOU WANKER PISS OFF SHITFUCKER BONER BUTTFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS ASSWIPE NORTH KOREA SHITE SPUNK ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT NIGGER FUCKWIT REBECCA BLACK SHIT CRAPPY FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN DYKE JERK OFF BITCH DOG FUCKER ASS JACK ABRAMOFF TWAT PEEPEE ARSE HADJI PEARL NECKLACE POLACK SHITCOCK DOODIE HEAD DONKEY DICK SOD YOU WANKER BORDER HOPPER DONKEY PUNCHER DICK IN A BOX DAGO MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER BALLS ASS suck my mothers FELCHMONKEY SCROTUM PUSSY BUKKAKE BOOBS COCK GRAPE PENIS HOT GRITS WOODPECKERSHIT 4CHAN TRANNY SHITTY RAGHEAD BELGIUM FUCK OFF CROTCH MOLDY TITS HELLFUCKER ARSEBADGERS FUCKHEAD WANK DAMN IT WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAPE INBRED BUTT-HOLE FUCKING A BASTARD [expletive deleted] PUSSY WANK CUNT CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSHITTER JACK OFF SUCK MY DICK SCROTUM ANUSCAKE FUCKFACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR RAT'S COCK TIMBER NIGGER CUNNILINGUS GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT PUSSYLICKER ARSE FIST FUCK DILDO HADJI SHITSKIN WANKSPLAT BALL SACK DARTH VADER DICKHEAD BOB SAGET [EXPLETIVE] TITTIES WIKIPEDIA TIT SPRINKLES BUGFUCK SHITTY CHENEY BLUMPKIN PRICK JACK ABRAMOFF SACRAMENTO VAGINA FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA BASTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK LIMEY CRACKER SHITSKIN LAKE TITICACA ASSFACE TOSSER BELGIUM BULLSHIT SAND NIGGER SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER BUTT PIRATE FUCKING A TOTAL YOU WANKER FAG ORGASM HADJI GOD BLESS AMERICA SMEG FRIG TENTACLE RAPE COCKSUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CLEMEN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT INJUN RUSKIE MICK VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD JERK OFF DAMN ANAL TONY LA RUSSA BUGFUCK PISS OFF BITCH DUMBASS KRAUT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF MY ASS SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER PISS DIPSHIT INCEST SHITE MARGARET THATCHER JIZZ TAMPONS BUGGER OFF FUCKTARD YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING HOSER FUCKFACE SEMEN NAZI ASS CLEMEN MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE FUCKING KRAUT CRACKER SAND NIGGER WIGGER WANK FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! FELLATIO TURD NEOPETS WANK GOD DAMN TITTIES CUNTSWILLING YOUR MOM COCKGOBLIN AUTOFELLATIO HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSCRACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITCUNTING GRIS COON COCKSUCKER DAMN COCKSMOKER BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHEBAG FENCE JUMPER BASTARD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSWIPE BLOWJOB PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GIVING HEAD DICKFACE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DONKEY DICK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BIRD SHIT HOMO DAGO WANK VAGINA COON SHIT DUMBASS NAZI INCEST FUCKING NIGGER ASSHOLE O CANADA SHITFACE HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HAIL SATAN! NIPPLES BULLSHIT DAMN IT BIGNOSE POMMIE CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS WHORE FUCKING BASEBALL REDNECK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FEMADOM FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBS FUCKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! BULLSHIT DILDO SHIT CARPET MUNCHER GOAT DICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES WANK LET'S SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU CRAP CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNTING ASSCRACK WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITBALLS PAKI FUCK IT'S OVER 9000! DIPSHIT TWAT DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ARSE NIGGER ASSHAT FUCKTARD DAMN PECKERHEAD SLOPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSHOLE FENCE JUMPER BONG SOAPY TITWANK GOD DAMN TOWELHEAD AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN GREASER I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKBAG HELL ARSEBADGERS TAMPONS FRED PHELPS PISS SHITE REDSKIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICKWAD RAT'S COCK YOGHURT CANNON DAMN HITLER MILF DICK TITS WHORE DOG SHIT NAZI FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT SHITTY FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT suck my mothers BASTARD BUKKAKE NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST HELL CUNT DIPSHIT INJUN POMMIE SAGGY TITS NIGNOG ARSE SHIT FUCK YOU GOBSHITE CHICKEN SHIT BITCH BENCH PRESS GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY FLYING FUCK SUCK MY COCK SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER POLAK DONALD RUMSFELD STUB GO HOME AND DIE VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE O KURWA! DICK IN A BOX SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN SMEG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELLATIO PORCH MONKEY COCKSMOKER ARSE ASS SCROTUM COCKGOBLIN JACKASS DOUCHETITS DAMN IT NEGRO SON OF A BITCH FROG MOZILLA FIREFOX LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSHOLE SHITCUNTING BITCH BOOBS SHITCOCK DUMBASS AMERICA ONLINE GOD BLESS AMERICA HENTAI FLYING FUCK BUGGER DAMMIT AAAAAAAAA! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BUGGER OFF ASS ANUSCAKE DAMMIT DOUCHING FAG QUEEF ASSCRACK HEIL HITLER! MARY WHITEHOUSE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN IT CUM FUCK OFF JACKASS FIST FUCK CUNTSWILLING I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF FUCK JACKASS YID FUDGEPACKER MOTHERFUCKER DICK [expletive deleted] CHINK FALSE BENSON MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CROTCH FIRECROTCH TURD BEAVER FUCKING A LOLCAT BUGGER OFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SMEG JUSTIN BIEBER YOU SUCK BALLS MOTHERFUCKER INCEST FUCK YOU EMO JIZZ BULLCRAP LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TAMPONS CHOAD KISSER 666 EPIDIDYMIS WANK TITTIES BASTARD MICK FUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKFACE NAZI MOZILLA FIREFOX WARNER MUSIC GROUP YUKY DOODY FLYING FUCK SHIT CRACKER CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMN JAP TITWANK GOD DAMN VAGINA FUCK YOU SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNNILINGUS FLYING FUCK PUSSY PISS ARTIST ASS WIENER FLYING RAT'S ASS WETBACK NIGNOG SHITCUNTING CUNT FELCHMONKEY DOT HEAD ASSHAT SHITFUCKER BONER SPUNK ARSE CHOLERA IS FUN! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FAGGOT YOU WANKER FUCKING A RAT'S COCK RUSTY TROMBONE BORDER HOPPER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BULLSHIT ASSFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BOYCOTT VIACOM! WALRUS SHIT CLEMEN CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG CUNT FUCKTARD DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NEGRO PECKERHEAD MONASTERIES DIPSHIT BALL SACK SHITHEAD BOB SAGET VENEREAL DISEASE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DOG FUCKER DOUCHEBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BALLS MARY WHITEHOUSE FELLATIO DICKHEAD FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN RUSKIE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BOLLOCKS SHITSKIN I'LL RAPE YOU COMMUNIST DILDO WANK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COON and with the HELL and his PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM of girraffes in which YOU WANKER while reading about DICKWAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MOCCASINS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COCKING FUCKBOROUGH