Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITHEAD'SUCK MY DICK'HO'BOOBIES'CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT'SUCK MY COCK'SOD OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHIT look at the TAMPONS talk page of this WANK article for notes or discussion before GOD DAMMIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LIKE FATHER LIKE SON neurochemical FUCK disorder PEARL NECKLACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOTHERFUCKER, sudden ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? or Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOU WANKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITTIES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAPFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RECTUM RAIDER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SAND NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially WIENER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MASTURBATION television programs to address PRICK Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is 30 CASES OF PICKLES not to be SHITPISSER confused with FUCKING BASEBALL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUDGEPACKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JUNGLE BUNNY random FUCK disorientation, culturally-FLAMING ASS BADGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOB SAGET language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive CUNTBUCKET quantities SAGGY TITS of ANAL DIABETES DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A DAGO Polite Note to the POLESMOKER Author:

The I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Research Institute was MARCH OF FLAMES founded to SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SPUNK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article CARPET MUNCHER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOB SAGET Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSFACE Tourrette's sufferers PEDOPHILIA swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKFUCKFUCK TV, for always focusing on the DICKHEAD bad side of a terrible BRITNEY thing.
• The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSWIPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DARTH VADER knee MARGARET THATCHER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PISS ARTIST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOTHERFUCKER school for DAGO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become BUKKAKE manically depressed and GRINGO commit CUNT suicide.
• There is no D'OH cure, and the FUCKING A drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAMEL JOCKEY tics often have adverse MICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WILLY WONKA perodol" which caused my entire FRENCH TICKLER body to go IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

numb and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS basically made it NIGGA! worse than BITCH it is without the BORDER HOPPER drug.

I am an active member of a POLESMOKER tourette syndrome PEARL NECKLACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BEAVER the CUNNILINGUS public view of Tourettes as a "CHUFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HELL sorry for FROG'S FAT ASS "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOUCHETITS this that really DICK annoys me. I am working towards a FLYING FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IN SACREMENT, and making fun of a TUBA horrible disorder is (not) I AM CORNHOLIO! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKSTAIN time.

Best LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIANENMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen

P.S. PUSSY Regards to Andrew O CANADA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The PUSSY bastard who wrote this article. You can BAD MOTHERFUCKER punch him if you RAPE want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHOLE saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MOTHERFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RUSTY TROMBONE and SEX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIRD SHIT BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FAG HORSE! MOTHERFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MOTHERFUCKER'S HOUSE

How POLAK to FROG cure SHITE the FRAK Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for TITTIES Tourette's ASS LICKER Syndrome CROTCH is YOU WANKER following BUKKAKE these EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM rules SCUMBAG in BAD MOTHERFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid WIGGER immature GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS little PUNANI kids,
• 2: Count to PUNANI within BENCH PRESS 10 DONGSHOVERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BONER BONER SHITSLINGING nor FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR yourself you BOYCOTT VIACOM! don't HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS have HELLFIRE this suck my mothers disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRAPFUCKER WITH NASTY FUCKFUCKFUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUSSY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MOTHERFUCKER last straw RANDY TRAVIS!

I fucking put PISS OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE JIGGABOO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING A the TOP OF NI THIS HOLY DUMB FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be YUKKY DOODY offensive. DOUCHE NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUGHNUT PUNCHER people who try BAD MOTHERFUCKER to battle ASS'AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! that tight-ass FALSE BENSON 17-year-SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOM DeLUISE it now, but someone said RAT'S COCK' CONDOMS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy'FROG'S FAT ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKTARD is a laughing COCKSUCKER matter. Plus there SHITHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Uncyclopedia, there are CC PLZ articles BOOBS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANKER stuff. So ASS that means WANK stop getting mad at the NIPPLES first part too and NEGRO talking about the DICKHEAD letter that it's ASS mocking (what PIECE OF SHIT letter? I don't even know what CHICKEN SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian SAMUEL L. JACKSON hi self DONKEY DICK even made a really PEARL NECKLACE good point. "It's GIVING HEAD nothing more MASTURBATION from a head nod to a FELCHING knee tick". TAMPONS. Which I'll add CARPET MUNCHER onto GOBSHITE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DIMETHYL GLYCOL suffer that WOODPECKERSHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FELLATIO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKBAG be, because if I were a CHIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITHEAD hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on MASTURBATION Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DONALD RUMSFELD be offended, don't read ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP the freaking SHITPISSER article anyway.

HELL FUCK YOU WANKER DOM DeLUISE TITWANK FUDGEPACKER MALARKY BOB SAGET GOAT DICK BITCH

HELL YID ASSCRACK SHIT HELL FUCKTARD POLACK AY-AY-AY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS VAGINA WOP POTTYMOUTH YID PISS OFF FUCK A DUCK PISS FUCK SEX GO COUNT YOUR DICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SEX COCKSUCKER DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT BOOBIES BIBLE BASHER PORCH MONKEY FELLATIO CRAP ON A STICK SHIT CRAPPY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JACKASS HADJI DAMN BOB SAGET MOSES HELLFIRE CHING CHONG CHINK HELL MAMA MIA POMMIE SUCK MY DICK 666 SCUMBUCKET FIST FUCK RUSKIE HORSE SHIT JAP SHIT TRANNY FUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS PEARL NECKLACE STEVE BALLMER DOUCHING JUSTIN BIEBER I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT DIPSHIT HEIL HITLER! RAT'S COCK CRAP ON A STICK NIGGER MASTURBATION HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SON OF A BITCH PENIS TURD TITWANK O CANADA NIPPLES DAMN IT CRAP SHITFUCKER FUCK FIRECROTCH SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER WANK SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD ORGASM TWAT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FRED PHELPS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JAP BUGFUCK FUCK YOU FUCKING LAKE TITICACA HOT GRITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG'S FAT ASS SPUNK MOCKIE GOBSHITE WARNER MUSIC GROUP ROSIE O'DONNELL NIGGER TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKWAD FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE BOB SAGET FUCKTARD HELL CRACKER SHAKOPEE DAMN MOCKIE SOD OFF SOD HONKY INBRED SEX INBRED HADJI DYKE FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH SHITFACE DILDO PISS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DAMN MARGARET THATCHER BRITNEY ASSCRACK ASS DYKE ANAL FRENCH TICKLER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG EPIDIDYMIS CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO FLYING FUCK REDNECK COON DOG SHIT FUCKING A 666 FUCKWIT 666 ASS HELLFIRE DICKFACE POWERSHIT SOD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKWIT BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD BASTARD BALL SACK ASSRAPING GYPSY FUCKING BASEBALL RAGHEAD FELCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BASTARD FIST FUCK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GENITALIA CLUSTER FUCK LET'S SHIT TOURETTE'S IS FUN O CANADA HORSE SHIT DONGSHOVER POLESMOKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUTT-HOLE CUM FUCK OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GENITALIA TWAT DICKWAD FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT FEMADOM DYKE INBRED GANGBANG DUMBASS SHIT PISS ANAL KRAUT FUCK YOU SOD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOCCASINS BRUSH MA TEETH INBRED DICK CHICKEN ASS BOOBS FUCKHEAD CUNTBUCKET NAZI BONER ASSHOLE DAMMIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WIGGER RAGHEAD ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT HORSE PENIS JOHNNY CRACKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PUNANI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ARSE ASSHAT YUKKY DOODY SHITFACE FUCKHEAD CUNT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BASTARD LOLCAT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASS JACKASS JOY ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU FUCK NUGGET MOCCASINS BITCH FUCKING A MICK DAMN DUMBASS SAGGY TITS DONKEY DICK INBRED FELCHMONKEY MOCCASINS WANK CHOAD DAMN IT BIGNOSE CUNNILINGUS DALAI LAMA FUCK DAMN PISS JAP MILF WANK FUCK OFF ASS ASSFACE BITCH MARGARET THATCHER SCUMBAG VANDAL CUM MOTHERFUCKER CUNT PISS ARTIST NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN NEGRO SHITE PENIS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOUCHING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GARBAGE DAY! JUNGLE BUNNY GOD DAMMIT DAMN AUTOFELLATIO LIMEY DICKFACE DICK GARBAGE DAY! SHIT RAT'S ASS PICKANINNY PISS OFF SEMEN ASSFACE TAMPONS DUMBASS TITTIES DUMBASS ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS LICKER ASSHOLE YOU WANKER TITWANK I'LL RAPE YOU MAMA MIA SPUNK BULLSHIT WOP ASSWIPE FU SPANG FUCK A DUCK NECROPHILIA SCROTUM GREASER DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! BUKKAKE TOSSER KIDDY FIDDLER INCEST SON OF A BITCH CHRISTIANITY WANKSPLAT REBECCA BLACK TAMPONS SACRAMENTO GOD DAMN BUGGER OFF BIG FOOT GOBSHITE FUCK HIGH WAGES GREASER DOUCHING FRAK SHITHEAD FUCKBAG TWAT WIGGER FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE BALL SACK ASSFACE MAMA MIA 30 CASES OF PICKLES BOOBS PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY MY COMMUNION WAFER OF SAGGY TITS SHITCOCK KAFFIR HELL SHITCOCK JIZZ MY ANUS IS BLEEDING 666 FROG'S FAT ASS NECROPHILIA BELLEND TITS DOG SHIT BUKKAKE BUGGER HORSE SHIT DAMN BASTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FROG CHICKEN FRIES FELCHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER TWAT BASTARD WIKIPEDIA CLUSTER FUCK ASS CONAN O'BRIAN TITTIES SEMEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION NIPPLES I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK KAFFIR HOSER CUNT CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH NIPPLES BASTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK TACO MOTHERFUCKER COCK BUGGER OFF YOUR MOM YOU WANKER ASSFACE BOOBS INJUN BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK FUCK FRIG COCKSUCKER TITS TITS MOCKIE MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER ARSE BULLSHIT CROTCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKSTAIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE FUCK OFF ASSRAPING RECTUM RAIDER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK CHUFF TITS BLISTERING BARNACLES JOHNNY SCUMBUCKET STRAWBERRY ASS CARPET MUNCHER HOCKEY SEMEN WANK SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE CRAP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI D'OH [EXPLETIVE] BITCH SON OF A BITCH CRAP ON A STICK BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD PISS OFF MY ASS PRICK GOD DAMN BELGIUM ASS LICKER LIMEY FLYING FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COCKSUCKER HEIL HITLER! FUCKTARD TENTACLE RAPE CONDOMS GOD BLESS AMERICA BLUMPKIN NIPPLES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER DICK DICKHEAD NIPPLES SEMPRINI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ALEX TREBEK FUCK DOUCHE HO CUM ASSCRACK PUSSY TITWANK DIPSHIT FUCK GOD DAMN BASTARD BLUMPKIN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BITCH BUKKAKE SHITTY DAMN PISS ARTIST POMMIE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LICK PUSSY SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH CHOAD GOBSHITE HELL FUCK YOU FUCK OFF THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CHOAD CROTCH SUITCASE PENIS JACKASS BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE MONKEY SHIT DICKFACE TRANNY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FRAK NIGGER COCK MOCKIE MICK SLOPE 666 PENIS SHITCOCK TOWELHEAD VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NIGGER REBECCA BLACK FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF BULLSHIT NIGGER INBRED MOTHERFUCKER SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE SHITHEAD SHAKOPEE SHIT JAP BONER FLYING FUCK WANKER DAMMIT ASS SHITFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JACK OFF P'KANG MILF ARSE FIST FUCK RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! TAFFY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! YOU WANKER PUSSY BASTARD CHOAD TWAT FIRECROTCH FUCKSTAIN SHITE PRICK TOSSER BALLS DAMN IT SHITHEAD BITCH JOHN ELWAY CUNT NIPPLES CUNTYMINTS FUCKING A COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WETBACK SHIT ASS DONGSHOVER STUB SHITPISSER EPIDIDYMIS DICKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHOAD POOPY SHITHEAD MOCCASINS DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JIGGABOO BOOBIES JAP DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST TITWANK PENIS ASS SHITHEAD TRANNY SOD OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX AMERICA ONLINE CUNT BORDER HOPPER GANGBANG JACKASS SHIT SUCK MY DICK ASS FASCIST ASS FASCIST BORDER HOPPER HONKY FUCKFACE BRITNEY DONKEY DICK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK FUCKTARD CAMEL JOCKEY COMMUNION WAFER GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMMIT ASS JAP CUNNILINGUS BALL SACK HOMO WIENER SLOPE TACO PENIS PUSSYLICKER FUCK OFF CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITFACE SHITTY RAT'S COCK CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK YOU SIGMUND FREUD HORSE SHIT HENTAI FUCKSTAIN COON FUCK YOU ASSFACE BUGGER FUCKING ALF CRAP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIGNOG CHIGGER HELL VAGINA DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN MACACA ASSHAT TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE SHITCOCK FRITZ [Insert swear here] NIPPLES MICK BIG FOOT FUCKFACE ASS PENIS ALF CUNTRAG FRAK CUNT FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH BALLS CAMEL JOCKEY NAZI ASSRAPING SHITCOCK DILDO GOD DAMN SHITSKIN CROTCH CLUSTER FUCK SHIT POLAK BOOBS FAGGOT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS LET'S SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER HADJI BOOBIES FUCKFACE POOPY BUGGER PORCH MONKEY SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! HADJI COCKSUCKER FUCKING A NEGRO WANK GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT VAGINA NI MOCKIE FRIG BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY CRAPMUNCHER BOLLOCKS GREASER FRAK COCKSHITTER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISSHOLE BIGNOSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MALL SANTA CRACKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NIGGER EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM COON FUCKING A BOOBS COCKSHITTER JOHNNY PIGFUCKER BITCH SHITFACE COON GOBSHITE PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN PUSSY CAMEL JOCKEY BIRD SHIT SHIT SHITSLINGING INBRED HELL FUCK RAT'S COCK DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN PENISFUCK HEIL HITLER! WETBACK [expletive deleted] SHITSKIN FUCK HELLFIRE DICK CHICKEN ABO BULLSHIT BALLS CANNED QUOTE INBRED BOOBS PENISBIRD PISS ARTIST COON CLUSTER FUCK CRAP ON A STICK TOSSER PENIS ON A STICK PENIS BIBLE BASHER CRACKER QUEEF GRINGO FAGGOT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! POO POO BLOWJOB CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF COMMUNIST DILDO DAMNATION LET'S SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK NIGGER DOUCHING DICK CHICKEN BASTARD GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD DICKFACE ASS RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK GYPSY SHIT DONKEY DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GREASER DICKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SOD OFF CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE I WILL END YOU! JERRY CUNT WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT RAT'S COCK SEMEN CROTCH DICK TITS BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ASSWIPE CAMEL JOCKEY ABO BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN CUNTSWILLING TONY LA RUSSA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FELCHING VAGINA MOZILLA FIREFOX HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JAP HADJI CUNT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PEARL NECKLACE MONKEY SHIT TACO INBRED SUCK A BIG DICK DICKFACE DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE BAT FUCK INSANE BOON D'OH FENCE JUMPER FUCK SON OF A BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT LAPPER NEGRO JERRY SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNT CLUSTER FUCK ASSHAT FUCKER TITS & DICKS OSTRICH MY ASS SLOPE FLYING FUCK FRIG ALEX TREBEK FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK BITCH WIKIPEDIA CRAP BOOBIES DICK TITS SPANK THE MONKEY GANGBANG WANK COMMUNIST DILDO LOLCAT DUMBASS WANK TOSSER BLUMPKIN CUNTYMINTS CHAV SPIC SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKER LIMEY PECKERHEAD DONGSHOVER SHITHEAD NIGGER STEVE BALLMER BITCH BOOBS CLUSTER FUCK [expletive deleted] BALLS ASSWIPE WANK PUSSY SPICY CUNT FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ FLYING FUCK NAZI JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GO HOME AND DIE DICKLICK JACKASS CUNTYMINTS TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMMIT DIPSHIT ASSBANDIT GOD DAMMIT SHITE BATHING SUIT AREA DOUCHEBAG GRAPE PENIS CONDOMS JACK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKWIT GRAPE PENIS FUCK YOU CAPTAIN CRUNCH SUGARTITS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN MONKEY SHIT SHITHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACKASS HIGH WAGES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST EMO INJUN SHITHEAD BITCH FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH CLUSTER FUCK JAP TOTAL ASSHOLE PORCH MONKEY RAPE FUCK OFF BITCH DICK CHICKEN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAGO BALLS CHINK FLAMING ASS BADGER FLYING FUCK RECTUM RAIDER ARSE MAMA MIA SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLIT SHIT TURD WHORE CANNED QUOTE MASTURBATION COCK MOTHERFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS IT'S OVER 9000! SNUFF PORN HENTAI ASSHOLE GOOK LAKE TITICACA WIKIPEDIA TITTIES DICKFACE ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKSTAIN FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER FEATURED INBRED PISS OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSFACE BALLS BENCH PRESS FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE PORCH MONKEY WIENER BUTT-HEAD BATMAN & ROBIN GENITALIA DONKEY DICK PISS ARTIST PISSHOLE DAMN IT I WILL KILL YOU! PENISBIRD CUNNILINGUS SAGGY TITS SHITFACE BASTARD COCKSTUFFER ANAL DIABETES DOUCHE DOG SHIT BOB SAGET PICKANINNY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FRAK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH HELL DICK CHICKEN WANK VAGINA MASTURBATION GRIS SHITHEAD FUCKBAG PRICK PISS OFF BASTARD LET'S SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BALLS AUTOFELLATIO SHITE BASTARD TITS I WILL END YOU! FUCKWIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SAND NIGGER BEANER CARPET MUNCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOM DeLUISE BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT JENKEM LIMEY SEMEN ASSFACE ELECTION I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! YOU WANKER SHIT COCK COCK BASKETBALL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER O CANADA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUM FRIG WANK COCKSMOKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BEANER PEEPEE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TIT SPRINKLES PIECE OF SHIT FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DICK NAZI pen0r CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOLDY TITS TESTICLE CHOKE ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLUSTER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK DONGSHOVER I'LL RAPE YOU CHICKEN SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK A DUCK HELL DICK TITS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT CHOAD TWAT DOUCHING FRITZ JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DIPSHIT BALLS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK BIRD SHIT ASSHAT HO INCEST TIT SPRINKLES COCK PUSSY BOON WANK SON OF A BITCH NIHILISM JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH LET'S SHIT FAGGOT CUNT RAPE HENTAI Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKFACE and with the CUNTSWILLING and his BUTTFUCKER of girraffes in which PENIS while reading about FOUR-EYES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See POTTYMOUTH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DONKEY DICK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is CLUSTER FUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CUNT subject. If you do not find it funny COCKSHITTER, it is probably because you are an INBRED ASSHOLE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKSTAIN joke loses its humour REDSKIN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so JAP ignorant, then you wouldn't have MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! POLESMOKER BELLEND ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SPANK THE MONKEY TAFFY!!!!!I <3 COCK

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