Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAGO'FUCKHEAD'HEIL HITLER!'ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT'SHITSLINGING'POMMIE'FUCKING A Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HORSE SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder KRAUT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GANGBANG, sudden RAT'S COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or TAMPONS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAGO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SNUFF PORN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MONKEY SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FELCHING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TACO FUCKING A words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOG SHIT utterFUCKance of socially PENIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NICARAGUA television programs to address BUTTFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTBUCKET Tourette's is JACKASS SHIT not to be FIRECROTCH confused with BATHING SUIT AREA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JIZZ chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KRAUT random LIKE FATHER LIKE SON disorientation, culturally-PUSSY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLEVELAND STEAMER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN JACKASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive JAP quantities JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE of ANAL DIABETES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS garbage.

Darnit.

A POLACK Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The FRED PHELPS Tourette's FUCKING Research Institute was BITCH founded to PIG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your STEVE BALLMER article MONKEY BALLS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SAGGY TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGGER OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers SON OF A BITCH swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHEBAG TV, for always focusing on the BLUMPKIN bad side of a terrible ASSRAPING thing.
• The main AUTOFELLATIO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNNILINGUS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JERK OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING FUCK knee BORDER HOPPER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN IT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOBSHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POMMIE school for GANGBANG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUTTFUCKER sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and NEGRO commit ASSWIPE suicide.
• There is no BITCH cure, and the CLEMEN drugs that are available to, "calm" the SUCK MY COCK tics often have adverse JACKASS SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go FUCK YOU numb and DILDO basically made it NIGGA! worse than HADJI it is without the FLYING RAT'S ASS drug.

I am an active member of a FELCHING tourette syndrome FROG'S FAT ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the DOUCHETITS public view of Tourettes as a "SOD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POTTYMOUTH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ARSE sorry for BAD MOTHERFUCKER "hi-jacking" your IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF this that really [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] annoys me. I am working towards a FELCHING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HOSER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a INBRED horrible disorder is (not) HADJI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FIRECROTCH time.

Best TWISTY VAGINA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MEG byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. WIENER Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The GOBSHITE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKWIT punch him if you BOOBIES want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FASHION BUG saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my WALRUS SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GANGBANG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WOP and HONKY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HORSE SHIT BAND WITH 4 FUCKSTAIN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS OFF MY ASS HORSE! GANGBANG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GANGBANG'S HOUSE

How PRICK to COON cure NAZI the BULLSHIT Tourette's I RAPE WALRUSES! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TAFFY for DOUCHEBAG Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome FRENCH TICKLER is GANGBANG following TURD these TITTYWANK rules DICKHEAD in COCK order:

• 1: Avoid SLOPE immature PRICK little TWAT kids,
• 2: Count to NIGGER within LHASA 10 SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TAFFY ASS KAFFIR nor PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS talk,
• 4: Tell IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK yourself you SHAKOPEE don't JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK have MARY WHITEHOUSE this SUCK MY COCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITS WITH NASTY NORTH KOREA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GANGBANG last straw BUGGER!

I fucking put NAZI' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HUMAN RIGHTS the TOP OF CUNTRAG THIS FIST FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. WIENER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DUMBASS people who try MOTHERFUCKER to battle BULLCRAP'STEVE BALLMER that tight-ass ANUSCAKE 17-year-DICKLICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SAGGY TITS it now, but someone said CHOAD' DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT'ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HADJI is a laughing TRANNY matter. Plus there FUCKING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKFACE Uncyclopedia, there are REBECCA BLACK articles WIKIPEDIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HADJI stuff. So BEAVER that means RECTUM RAIDER stop getting mad at the JIZZ first part too and POISON IN BABY FORMULA talking about the O CANADA letter that it's HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY mocking (what ASS letter? I don't even know what DIPSHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian YOU SUCK BALLS hi self SCUMBUCKET even made a really CTHULHU FHTAGN good point. "It's SUCK MY DICK nothing more MOCCASINS from a head nod to a JACK ABRAMOFF knee tick". YOU WANKER. Which I'll add CUNNILINGUS onto JACKASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't 666 suffer that COCKSMOKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITTIES be, because if I were a BONER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SUCK COCKS IN HELL! hilarious. If you VAGINA Want facts, go on BUKKAKE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SON OF A BITCH be offended, don't read DUMBASS the freaking OSTRICH MY ASS article anyway.

FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD WIENER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BUGFUCK CUNT DOODIE HEAD MOCCASINS CLEMEN MONKEY SHIT

RANDY TRAVIS BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK HITLER JACKASS COON PISS SEMEN PIECE OF SHIT HOMO BIRD IN THE HOUSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFACE DAMN TRANNY DONKEY PUNCHER HOSER BONER SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITE QUEEF JOHNNY POMMIE FUCKING A ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK WANK CAMEL FUCKER DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOOBS DELICIOUS CAKE CRAPMUNCHER FROG BOB SAGET I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT LIMEY SPIC CHICKEN SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISSHOLE BRITNEY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YOU CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BASTARD SHITSLINGING PRICK DAMMIT LIMEY MONKEY SHIT SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT JACK ABRAMOFF SEMEN HITLER SHITSLIDE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK VENEREAL DISEASE I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS I'LL RAPE YOU DELICIOUS CAKE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FROG DAMN DOG FUCKER BUGGER BOOBS ARSE WANK WANK ANUSCAKE BASTARD TITWANK JOHN SMILEY FACE RAT'S COCK DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE KIKE SACRAMENTO CAPTAIN CRUNCH WOP VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD SUITCASE PENIS TAMPONS ASSCRACK BLISTERING BARNACLES O KURWA! I'LL RAPE YOU FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MASTURBATION MILF SHITHEAD GOATSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIPPLES GOD DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! FLYING FUCK JACKASS SOAPY TITWANK TAFFY VENEREAL DISEASE NIPPLES PENIS FUCK REDSKIN TWAT TITS & DICKS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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DOUCHETITS DAMN NECROPHILIA CROTCH PIECE OF SHIT SHAKOPEE NI PENIS ON A BUN EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM PEDOPHILIA PENIS BOOBS JAP YID WINDOWS VISTA DUMBASS BIG FOOT TACO WIKIPEDIA MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNNILINGUS BONER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY BATHING SUIT AREA SHITCOCK NIPPLES JIGGABOO POLAK BIRD SHIT ARSE CHOAD KISSER PENIS VAGINA BELLEND BLOWJOB KAFFIR SPICY CUNT FUCK [expletive deleted] LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TWISTY VAGINA SHITSLINGING FUCK A DUCK ASSRAPING PAKI ASS JACK ABRAMOFF THONG TASTER JACKASS SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POMMIE SOD BUGGER OFF VAGINA HO PIECE OF SHIT BUGFUCK O CANADA JOHN SMILEY FACE BULLCRAP ANAL GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS suck my mothers BUTT-HEAD JACKASS TOSSER DIPSHIT DEMOCRACY DUNE COON ASS GOD DAMN FUCKING GOD DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TWAT VAGINA GRIS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS EAT MY SHIT! BLUE PENIS! ASSCRACK SHITE FLYING FUCK WANK JACKASS DOUCHETITS JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD SHITSLINGING P'KANG [expletive deleted] BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOUCHETITS FIST FUCK SLOPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FENCE JUMPER JAP FUCK NORTH KOREA ARSEBADGERS TITTYWANK WIENER DUMBASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JERRY HELLFIRE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING WANK DOUCHING DAMN GREASER ASS FASCIST GOAT DICK TRANNY PRICK ASSWIPE FUCKWIT SAND NIGGER CUNT GOAT DICK BOB SAGET DIPSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD 30 CASES OF PICKLES BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER CRACKER CLIT DAMN GANGBANG ORGASM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTT PIRATE suck my mothers DAMN BOOBIES JACKASS COON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITBALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GYPSY BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRIG POLAK CUNT FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BONER CAMEL FUCKER FUCK OFF BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS GO HOME AND DIE BITCH WIGGER BENSON SUCKS FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY pen0r NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISSHOLE BALLS CROTCH FENCE JUMPER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JERK OFF YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER CARPET MUNCHER MAMA MIA BOOBIES JOHN SMILEY FACE CLUSTERFUCK POOPOO BONER CAMEL FUCKER O CANADA TACO RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING BITCH SHITFUCKER DICKWAD BLISTERING BARNACLES CHING CHONG CHINK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS FUCKBAG TOWELHEAD KIKE BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE CLIT NIHILISM YOU WANKER ASSRAPING SAGGY TITS PUSSY ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER ASS KAFFIR FRIG RANDY TRAVIS DIPSHIT POLACK HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN IT FUCKTARD SEX ARSE FUCKING PUSSY ARSEBADGERS PAKI CHOAD KISSER EMO DILDO TITS & DICKS YOGHURT CANNON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELLFIRE SHITFUCKER VAGINA GANGBANG BLUMPKIN LET'S SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG JERK OFF TITS DIPSHIT FUCKER PENIS PUSSYLICKER REDNECK RAPE WANKSPLAT FUCKWIT GOD DAMN ASSCRACK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CUNT PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! SHITHEAD FUCK YOU HELL ASS DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER DONKEY DICK WIENER PEDOPHILIA COCK SHIT HADJI GRINGO FALSE BENSON JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUGGER OFF NIGGER NIPPLES DUNE COON ASSWIPE JACKASS SHIT ANUSCAKE FUCK RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD CHRISTHUMPER FELCHMONKEY suck my mothers BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! 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ASSFACE CHINA IS CAPITALIST ASS LENS CRAFTERS SHUT UP, MEG! PISS ARTIST PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING DICKWAD PROTESTS O CANADA SUITCASE PENIS DONALD RUMSFELD DOT HEAD DICK CHICKEN FEWMETS BUTTFUCKER CUNTSWILLING BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SAND NIGGER NORTH KOREA FRITZ DOUCHE NAZI FUCK HAIL SATAN! LGBT RIGHTS SHITE FUCK HELL DAMN WETBACK I'LL RAPE YOU PENISBIRD DAMN NECROPHILIA BALL SACK PISSHOLE BIRD SHIT FUCK OFF TANK MAN JERK OFF ASS BLOWJOB OSTRICH MY ASS OLD CHRIST OF A FELLATIO GOATSE FELLATIO GO HOME AND DIE DYKE JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKFACE SPUNK BASTARD YID BLUE PENIS! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BIGNOSE CHINK POTTYMOUTH BUKKAKE DILDO WANK CUM [Insert swear here] FUDGEPACKER SCROTUM PISS UP MY ARSE SUCK MY DICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOON GOD DAMN CHUFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRINGO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN BUGGER EMO CUM ASSRAPING FUCK OFF FUCKING A WIENER FUCKING PISS FUCKING A ASSHOLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TWAT NEGRO SHIT CHUFF FUCKWIT NAZI BUGGER OFF SHITE QUEEF HOSER SHITTY FUCKSTAIN BEANER JOHN ELWAY PEDOPHILIA BONG BASTARD DICK CHICKEN CUNT SHIT SON OF A BITCH FENCE JUMPER FUCKING A DOG FUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS REDSKIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANK WIKIPEDIA YOU WANKER BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WIENER AUTOFELLATIO WOP WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GREASER SHIT HELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUM BULLSHIT SHITFACE BOLLOCKS EPIDIDYMIS PISS PUSSYLICKER DICK FUCK DEVELOPERS! FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE SCROTUM WANK DOG FUCKER DIPSHIT PUSSY HELL BIGNOSE FLYING FUCK BLUE PENIS! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK BUTT PIRATE GRINGO MOZILLA FIREFOX MOCKIE CUNNILINGUS SPIC FUCK YOU SHITE DAMN IT MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMNATION RAPE DAMN CUNT DICK ALF RHODESIA URINE-GARGLING I WILL END YOU! WANK SUCK A BIG DICK BITCH SHITFACE GYPSY SHIT JACKASS BASTARD MONKEY BALLS CONDOMS BITCH FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK HORSE PENIS VAGINA JACKASS CRAPPY DAMN DAGO PISS ARTIST WEHATEMARIO FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAPPY CLEMEN RAPE PENIS DICKFACE HELL HITLER WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER SHIT JIZZ NIPPLES DAMN UNITED KINGDOM JOHNNY DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH NI BONER CUNTBUCKET FRAK FEMADOM BUNG-HOLE FUCKER BOOBS PUSSYLICKER MOLDY TITS ASS FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE GRINGO ASS TITMOUSE THONG TASTER BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNT ARSE CLIT SPUNK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE EMO BALLS WOP CHOAD GOD DAMMIT PENIS ON A BUN FUCKWIT HELLFUCKER DOUCHEBAG BAT FUCK INSANE WINDOWS VISTA SHITE BOLLOCKS BIG FOOT FELLATIO WANK BORDER HOPPER NORTH KOREA TWAT DAGO BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY PUNANI RAGHEAD ASSHAT DAMN FUCKTARD BOB SAGET CUNTYMINTS DUMBASS FELCHING BUTTFUCKER BASTARD NAZI FENCE JUMPER FIRECROTCH BALL SACK COON FEMADOM JOHN ELWAY QUEEF BATHING SUIT AREA SHITSLINGING FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MONKEY BALLS HELL TAFFY SEX BUTTFUCKER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? POTTYMOUTH NIPPLES GOOK BUGFUCK GOATSE MOCCASINS SHIT FUCK NIGNOG DICK CLIT WOP RAT'S COCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE TAMPONS DICKFACE RAGHEAD GRIS VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER SHITHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WIGGER DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER SHITFACE MONKEY SHIT RUSKIE PENIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS DIPSHIT NIPPLES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I'LL RAPE YOU LIMEY BASTARD FUCKWIT ALF ASSFACE PUSSYLICKER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS BELGIUM TIT SPRINKLES CLUSTERFUCK WANKSPLAT BUTT PIRATE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ANUSCAKE PISS ARTIST TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MOZILLA FIREFOX TURD FUCKTARD FOUR-EYES SMEG SAGGY TITS DICK IN A BOX FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHAT ARSE BASTARD WANK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKWAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS DIPSHIT ASSHAT COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EPIDIDYMIS BUTT PIRATE ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH SHAKOPEE SHITE PISS OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY SIGMUND FREUD PISS LET'S SHIT NAZI CHRISTHUMPER PISS SHAKOPEE BASTARD FUCKER BLUMPKIN PIGFUCKER DUMBASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DICK IN A BOX BOLLOCKS BOOBIES SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKER WANK CHOAD KISSER FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TUBA MARGARET THATCHER PISS ASS DUMBASS COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMN CHOAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING JUMP! BOB SAGET VAGINA SHITHEAD FUCKWIT JACK ABRAMOFF SHITCOCK GRINGO MAMA MIA MILF SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DIPSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

NIGNOG SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAPE DAMN BOOBIES SHITE ASSHOLE KRAUT DAMN FUCK WIENER POLACK FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ALEX TREBEK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOLDY TITS BOON PUNANI pen0r WOP WANK CLIT COLGATE DOUCHETITS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FRENCH TICKLER GOBSHITE SHIT BOOBIES DAMMIT DOG FUCKER FUCK ASSHAT DICKFACE INCEST PISS ASS DONGSHOVER ASS DONKEY DICK JACKASS PEDOPHILIA FAG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BULLSHIT BIG FOOT HADJI CUNTYMINTS SHAKOPEE JOHNNY PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT FUCKING A DICKFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FELCHING CLUSTERFUCK P'KANG DICK JERK OFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MOCCASINS QUEEF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT LAPPER and with the CUNTBUCKET and his MARGARET THATCHER of girraffes in which BUTT-HEAD while reading about PEDOPHILIA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHIGGER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS