Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PRICK'SHIT'FLYING RAT'S ASS'ANUSCAKE'KIKE'TITS & DICKS'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PENISFUCK look at the CUNT talk page of this WIENER article for notes or discussion before SPIC editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT CRAPPER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS UP MY ARSE, sudden WHORE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PEEPEE or TIT SPRINKLES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMMIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FELLATIO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BULLSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FROG'S FAT ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACKASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DUMBASS CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMN utterFUCKance of socially DAMN IT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACKASS SHIT television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

SHITSKIN Tourette's is SECOND BALLS not to be FEWMETS confused with WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOMO random MACACA disorientation, culturally-HITLER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICK CHICKEN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHOAD KISSER language, ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING JUMP! COON of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOUR MOM souvenir shoppes and massive NIPPLES quantities TWAT of ANAL DIABETES BIG FOOT garbage.

Darnit.

A BELLEND Polite Note to the ORGASM Author:

The BULLSHIT Tourette's CONAN O'BRIAN Research Institute was SON OF A BITCH founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKHEAD article WIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MY ANUS IS BLEEDING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS swear. You can ASS LICKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU TV, for always focusing on the HO bad side of a terrible ORGASM thing.
• The main CAMEL FUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I WILL KILL YOU! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BORDER HOPPER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIRTY SANCHEZ knee KNOBJOCKEY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ANAL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SOD OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOOBS school for FUCKSTAIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TWISTY VAGINA sufferers to become ASSHOLE manically depressed and SHUT UP, MEG! commit NIHILISM suicide.
• There is no HORSE SHIT cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the YOU tics often have adverse RAPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HOSER perodol" which caused my entire DICK body to go WANKER numb and RUSTY TROMBONE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PRICK it is without the PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKER tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the CANNED QUOTE public view of Tourettes as a "I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PRICK sorry for BRITNEY "hi-jacking" your NEGRO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SCUMBAG this that really COCKSTUFFER annoys me. I am working towards a DONKEY PUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a SHITSLINGING horrible disorder is (not) CUNNILINGUS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FELLATIO time.

Best AUTOFELLATIO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. 666 Regards to Andrew WINDOWS VISTA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The FUCKWIT bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you FUCK NUGGET want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ORGASM saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my DAGO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS UP MY ARSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASS FASCIST and CUNTRAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with [Insert yet another person's name here] music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKFACE BAND WITH 4 FUCKSTAIN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HORSE! PISS UP MY ARSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS UP MY ARSE'S HOUSE

How DAMN to POMMIE cure TOTAL the FUCKWIT Tourette's CUNT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEDOPHILIA for HELL Tourette's JACKASS SHIT Syndrome ASSWIPE is FUCK YOU following FUCKFACE these MONKEY SHIT rules JENKEM in FUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid BUGGER immature SHITFACE little BRITNEY kids,
• 2: Count to MOZILLA FIREFOX within ASSWIPE 10 WIENERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MARCH OF FLAMES MONKEY BALLS CROTCH nor JACKASS talk,
• 4: Tell GOD DAMN yourself you JUSTIN BIEBER don't DUNE COON have DONALD RUMSFELD this BLUMPKIN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JIZZ WITH NASTY MALARKY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOUR MOM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS UP MY ARSE last straw SPANK THE MONKEY!

I fucking put TITS & DICKS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTT PIRATE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNTBUCKET the TOP OF FUCK THIS I'LL RAPE YOU ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT offensive. SHITHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NEOPETS people who try CAMEL JOCKEY to battle KRAUT'CLUSTERFUCK that tight-ass LIKE FATHER LIKE SON 17-year-FUCKWIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM it now, but someone said BIRD SHIT' FUCKER FUCK OFF'INBRED on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MONKEY SHIT is a laughing SEX matter. Plus there CHING CHONG CHINK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHICKEN SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are INBRED articles AUTOFELLATIO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DUMBASS stuff. So ASS that means ORGASM stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE talking about the FUCKSTAIN letter that it's DUMBASS mocking (what HONKY letter? I don't even know what JAP the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self VENEREAL DISEASE even made a really DAMN good point. "It's TAMPON IN MY ASS nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a TITS knee tick". ASSWIPE. Which I'll add SEX onto RAT'S COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't P'KANG suffer that MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HITLER be, because if I were a NIGNOG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTT-HOLE hilarious. If you RECTUM RAIDER Want facts, go on TAMPONS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll YUKY DOODY be offended, don't read CLUSTERFUCK the freaking DICKWAD article anyway.

SHITSLINGING COCKSTUFFER DAMN BUKKAKE STRAWBERRY ASS TURD PRICK I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPPY BOLLOCKS

DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHINK HITLER ASSWIPE ASS FASCIST ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE LET'S SHIT GANGBANG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WANK D'OH FEWMETS WIGGER NIGGER AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD CUNT DIPSHIT [EXPLETIVE] TITS SEMEN FUCKSTAIN DILDO WANKER BULLSHIT CUNTRAG DAGO FUDGEPACKER BASTARD BULLSHIT CUNT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITSLINGING RUSTY TROMBONE FELLATIO DONGSHOVER ASSHAT WOP ASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NINTENDOGS SHIT FUCKHEAD WANK COON [Insert silly non-swear here] STRAWBERRY ASS INBRED DOUCHEBAG HELL FRIG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BOYCOTT VIACOM! WALRUS SHIT FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK COCKSUCKER BUGGER DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF JACKASS PUSSY BELLEND BAD MOTHERFUCKER ARSE BUTTFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU TITS & DICKS BASTARD RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK PISS OFF TURD CHICKEN SHIT DOT HEAD PISS FUCK LET'S SHIT 666 PRICK NIGNOG DAMMIT TESTICLE CHOKE BUTT-HEAD I WILL END YOU! FUCK [expletive deleted] JOHNNY PRICK MOZILLA FIREFOX ARSE PISS OFF TRANNY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KNOBJOCKEY CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A GENITALIA DIPSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT FUCKFACE GANGBANG DONKEY DICK FUCK FUCKING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WANK BOLLOCKS WANK HEIL HITLER! FUCKHEAD ALEX TREBEK FUCKING JUMP! PORCH MONKEY TITS HOT GRITS FELLATIO JERRY NAZI SHIT ARSE POLESMOKER SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT DOG SHIT FUCKTARD SUCK MY COCK DICKFACE SHITE BOOBS SIGMUND FREUD RUSKIE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF PISS OFF BOOBIES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHEBAG CHOAD RAPE BLUMPKIN [Insert silly non-swear here] BULLSHIT DONKEY DICK JIGGABOO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING YUKY DOODY FELLATIO SIGMUND FREUD JACKASS BUNG-HOLE FRITZ AUTOFELLATIO NORTH KOREA BITCH KRAUT FUCK OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTTFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY INBRED MARY WHITEHOUSE DUNE COON DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HONKY CRAPMUNCHER RAPE CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE DIPSHIT BEAVER SHITHEAD FUCK LET'S SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FLYING RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] CARPET MUNCHER PRICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOUCHEBAG WANKER YOU WANKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JACKASS SHIT WANK ASSRAMMER DICKFACE TAMPONS CUNNILINGUS TIT SPRINKLES SHITE RICK MORANIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIKIPEDIA PUSSY BITCH BIRD SHIT HELL ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA DAMN PIECE OF SHIT SNUFF PORN GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST FUCK BUTTFUCKER SHIT HOMO BELLEND ASS NAZI CHING CHONG CHINK HELL FUCKHEAD SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ANAL ASSHAT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WIKIPEDIA FEWMETS GOD DAMN DICKHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH RAPE ROSIE O'DONNELL CHICKEN FRIES FUCK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK FUCK TITS & DICKS WANK CLIT WANKSPLAT CUM JESSE McCARTNEY HOMO FLAMING ASS BADGER BULLSHIT NEOPETS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HATE HATE HAT TESTICLE CHOKE RAT'S COCK POTTYMOUTH TAFFY ASSCRACK WETBACK WIKIPEDIA JAP CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE TITS & DICKS BANGKOK PISS PISS BASTARD FUCKHEAD TOWELHEAD PUSSY SAND NIGGER PISS OFF FUCKWIT PISS CHUFF VAGINA PUSSYLICKER CHICKEN SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA BALLS DIPSHIT VAGINA WILLY WONKA CUNT DICK TITS MASTURBATION SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? NIPPLES TAMPONS CHUCK NORRIS SAND NIGGER SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER PIG INBRED BOOBS INCEST 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY PEEPEE MONKEY SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT FOOTBALL GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE PISS OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOT HEAD ASS FUCK TAMPONS POMMIE CAMEL JOCKEY CONDOMS WANK INBRED IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKING BASTARD SUCK MY COCK SHIT FUCK YOU SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOUCHETITS FLYING FUCK TIENANMEN SQUARE BIRD SHIT FUCK YOU FAG INBRED POOPOO SHOOP DA WHOOP SHITFACE COCK ASSHOLE COCK ASS NEOPETS PIGFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JIZZ NIGGER TITS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CLEMEN VAGINA CUNT WIKIPEDIA ASSRAPING SACRAMENTO MONKEY SHIT KIKE PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF COON CRAPFUCKER SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK WANK BOOBS FUCKSTAIN MOCKIE FUCKTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITBALLS SHITHEAD CUNT DONGSHOVER I'LL RAPE YOU TITS & DICKS MILF SOD OFF DICK DAMN TAFFY COMMUNIST DILDO BEANER CLUSTERFUCK JIGGABOO HELL RUSTY TROMBONE SEMEN DIPSHIT SAND NIGGER MONKEY'S UNCLE BOOBS CHUFF ROSES PUSSY POLESMOKER BULLCRAP DICK JACK OFF GOATSE FIRECROTCH JUSTIN BIEBER FEATURED TWAT GANGBANG HOSER FUCK DILDO CLUSTERFUCK TAFFY BELLEND TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BOLLOCKS BASTARD NIPPLES HO DAMN NIGNOG DAMMIT ASS PISSHOLE COON ASS DAMN IT CUNT ANAL BONER NAZI PISS OFF NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! TITS & DICKS DICKLICK DAMN FUCKING BASTARD COCKSUCKER DAMN LIMEY CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK FLYING FUCK CUNTRAG ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JACKASS STEVE BALLMER CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT SHITPISSER TAMPONS SCROTUM BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SEMEN ANAL CRAPPY CUNT AUTOFELLATIO SOD OFF MONKEY BALLS AMERICA ONLINE MALARKY I WILL END YOU! MICK LIMEY SEMEN BITCH YOU WANKER DAMN I CAN AFFORD FOOD BITCH BALLS GOD DAMN BOOBS FUCK YOU WIENER I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE PRICK WANKSPLAT CHIGGER TITTYWANK TITMOUSE NAZI CAMEL FUCKER NI DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT SEX WANK FUCK YOU FUCK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKWIT BEAVER FUCK YOU ASSHOLE COMMUNIST DILDO WANKER TUBA SHITFACE SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ORGASM CUNNILINGUS COCK WANK FEMADOM ASSHOLE JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKWIT BOON DOUCHETITS DAMN IT CUNTBUCKET SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO CRAPPY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKFACE POMMIE FLUFFY CLOUD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIGGER FUCKING BASEBALL FROG'S FAT ASS PISS RUSTY TROMBONE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTT PIRATE MASTURBATION TAFFY MASTURBATION HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITPISSER DUMBASS OH SHI– FU SPANG MONKEY SHIT FOUR-EYES MARCH OF FLAMES I WILL END YOU! NIGGER BASTARD HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER DILDO SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FRAK WANKSPLAT GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD BANGKOK WEHATEMARIO JACKASS PEDOPHILIA [expletive deleted] PISS OFF FELCHING I AM CORNHOLIO! MARCH OF FLAMES OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA ASS DAGO JACK ABRAMOFF SEX 666 pen0r FUCKER SEMEN DAMN ALEX TREBEK BUKKAKE DEMOCRACY PENISPENISPENIS!!! HELL SHITFUCKER HOMO ASS HELL GOD DAMMIT MICK CHICKEN FRIES FENCE JUMPER NAZI [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CRAP ON A STICK SUCK MY DICK FUCKING A FUDGEPACKER YID JENKEM DUMBASS WETBACK MOTHERFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCK BITCH TWISTY VAGINA CROTCH CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BAT FUCK INSANE CHOAD SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH NIGGER BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS SHAKOPEE ASS FASCIST DUNE COON DILDO DYKE ASS SEX ASS REDSKIN ASSFACE SUCK MY DICK HELLFUCKER ASSFACE HOSER ASSHAT ORGASM HELL MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU GOOK suck my mothers ASSCRACK ASS DUMBASS ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCK NAZI FELCHING HO 30 CASES OF PICKLES BEAVER FUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWAT MOZILLA FIREFOX HOMO WANK THONG TASTER [expletive deleted] COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! REBECCA BLACK BALLS BASTARD CRAPPY SEMEN GOD DAMN TITTIES JESSE McCARTNEY CHUFF DOG SHIT YOU WANKER HORSE PENIS FUCK YOU SAND NIGGER JACK OFF LET'S SHIT ASSWIPE BIGNOSE BUGGER OFF CUM HOLY DUMB FUCK CONDOMS BASTARD FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK RECTUM RAIDER BULLSHIT FUCK GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE ASSRAPING JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SOD GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT DICK SLOPE FUCKER DIPSHIT CRAP ON A STICK AY-AY-AY BITCH GOATSE FUCK FUCKHEAD DOUCHETITS AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GOD DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHIT PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT BANGKOK ORGASM ASS BONER BASTARD CUNT WANK PISSHOLE SHIT SNUFF PORN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BLUE PENIS! FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK PORCH MONKEY BASTARD LAKE TITICACA FUCK COCKSUCKER FRAK CHOAD KISSER BIGNOSE SHITBALLS MOLDY TITS CHIGGER GOD DAMN BASTARD SCUMBUCKET BUTTFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKER FUCK WOP ASSCRACK ARSE SHITCUNTING MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKER BOOBIES OSTRICH MY ASS PISS OFF SUCK MY COCK WANKER AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE INJUN GOBSHITE HELL MOCKIE TWISTY VAGINA COMMUNIST DILDO KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 HOMO SUITCASE PENIS MARGARET THATCHER SHITPISSER FUCKWIT FUCKFACE POLACK FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! LICK PUSSY BUTTFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PUSSY COCK WANKER DICKLICK BALLS FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD POOPOO FROG'S FAT ASS INJUN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS SHIT BLUMPKIN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CONDOMS PICKANINNY RAT'S ASS JACKASS HELLFIRE DICK CHICKEN CLEMEN BUNG-HOLE PEDOPHILIA PENISPENISPENIS!!! BULLSHIT BONER DIPSHIT PISSHOLE SPUNK MARCH OF FLAMES WANKER GOBSHITE ANAL ANAL DAMN YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK PEDOPHILIA PIECE OF SHIT NORTH KOREA HUMAN RIGHTS FUCKWIT BITCH PISSHOLE ASS POTTYMOUTH RAT'S COCK PORCH MONKEY PISS FOUR-EYES YOU WANKER YID PIECE OF SHIT CUNTSWILLING CHUFF FUCK MOCKIE BUNG-HOLE REDNECK TITTIES SHITE GO HOME AND DIE CUNTING ASSCRACK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD CUNT FUCK LAKE TITICACA FENCE JUMPER CUNT ASSHOLE BITCH GREASER CUNT ASSFACE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN DOUCHING TOTAL ALF TIMBER NIGGER TIT SPRINKLES CRAP ON A STICK P'KANG DICKLICK ASSCRACK DONGSHOVER FELLATIO DICKHEAD DICK DICK CHICKEN BUTTFUCKER DOT HEAD SHITE COCK MOLDY TITS GOD DAMN CUNT KIDDY FIDDLER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BIRD SHIT BUTTFUCKER VAGINA NAZI WANKSPLAT HELLFUCKER FUCK OFF DONALD RUMSFELD ARSE PISSHOLE PORCH MONKEY SPUNK DAMN TWAT MALARKY CLEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY RAGHEAD ASSHAT HOMO FRENCH TICKLER DOUCHING P'KANG SHITE SHITE BALLS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSRAPING BASTARD ASSBANDIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CLIT NICARAGUA ASSHOLE DICKFACE FUCKFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER MILF FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNTBUCKET JOHNNY SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK JOHNNY PISS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKING and with the HO and his BASTARD of girraffes in which NIGNOG while reading about WETBACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICKHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GIVING HEAD