Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DIPSHIT'TITS'ORGASM'O KURWA!'SEX'PUSSY'YID Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder GENITALIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid KNOBJOCKEY, sudden JIZZ m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKER or TAMPONS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FELCHING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WHORE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ALF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKWAD TWISTY VAGINA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTTFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKER television programs to address COCK Tourette's syndrome.

HOMO Tourette's is PISS not to be POOPY confused with CLUSTERFUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITTYWANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ARSE random PRICK disorientation, culturally-FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSWIPE language, FAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BASTARD CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky QUEEF souvenir shoppes and massive LET'S SHIT quantities BOOBIES of ANAL DIABETES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK A DUCK Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The CUNTYMINTS Tourette's NECROPHILIA Research Institute was SPIC founded to ASSHAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HAIL SATAN! article CAMEL JOCKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and QUEEF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GIVING HEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about [EXPLETIVE] Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUM Tourrette's sufferers ROSIE O'DONNELL swear. You can SHITCUNTING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HONKY TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible CRAP thing.
• The main BALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BLOWJOB involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HAPPINESS knee CRACKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is RUSTY TROMBONE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKHEAD school for DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and I AM CORNHOLIO! commit DONKEY PUNCHER suicide.
• There is no CRAP cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BULLCRAP tics often have adverse GANGBANG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BULLSHIT perodol" which caused my entire I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY body to go CUNT numb and THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE it is without the SHITFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a BOOBIES tourette syndrome BALL SACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the FAG public view of Tourettes as a "TURD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SEX sorry for PRICK "hi-jacking" your CRAP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SEX this that really DOG FUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be VENEREAL DISEASE, and making fun of a SNUFF PORN horrible disorder is (not) NIGGER TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LAKE TITICACA time.

Best ORGASM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JENKEM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. DUMBASS Regards to Andrew DAMMIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The WILLY WONKA bastard who wrote this article. You can HELL punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the QUEEF saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my CUNNILINGUS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine KNOBJOCKEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOUCHEBAG and MOTHERFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS OFF MY ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 DELICIOUS CAKE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DUMBASS HORSE! KNOBJOCKEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO KNOBJOCKEY'S HOUSE

How COCK to DESU cure PENIS ON A STICK the YOGHURT CANNON Tourette's SPUNK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DIPSHIT for JAP Tourette's HO Syndrome SHITE is PIECE OF SHIT following TITS & DICKS these ASSFACE rules TAMPON IN MY ASS in BOOBIES order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK A DUCK immature SHITHEAD little BOOBS kids,
• 2: Count to JESUS FUCKING CHRIST within INCEST 10 JACK ABRAMOFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WOP FLAMEVIPER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS nor INCEST talk,
• 4: Tell GOD DAMMIT yourself you FLYING FUCK don't BALL SACK have BUTTFUCKER this FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MILF WITH NASTY DOM DeLUISE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAGO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the KNOBJOCKEY last straw BASTARD!

I fucking put FUCK YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at VENEREAL DISEASE the TOP OF JOHNNY THIS FOUR-EYES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HOLY DUMB FUCK people who try COCKING FUCKBOROUGH to battle ASSWIPE'FUCKBAG that tight-ass PENIS ON A STICK 17-year-BOOBS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAT'S COCK it now, but someone said CC PLZ' BUTT PIRATE FUCK'FUCKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING YOGHURT CANNON is a laughing DONKEY DICK matter. Plus there TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POWERSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are CHIGGER articles GARBAGE DAY! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMMIT stuff. So GANGBANG that means TOSSER stop getting mad at the JUSTIN BIEBER first part too and BULLSHIT talking about the POWERSHIT letter that it's TWAT mocking (what HELL letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian SUCK MY DICK hi self CARPET MUNCHER even made a really SHITHEAD good point. "It's CHIGGER nothing more SHITFACE from a head nod to a BLUMPKIN knee tick". BUTTFUCKER. Which I'll add BITCH onto RAGHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK suffer that INBRED much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FELCHING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS be, because if I were a BIGNOSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SAMUEL L. JACKSON hilarious. If you CRAP ON A STICK Want facts, go on BOYCOTT VIACOM! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT be offended, don't read SCUMBUCKET the freaking BITCH article anyway.

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SHITFUCKER DUMBASS NAZI SHITSLINGING BITCH RAT'S ASS HOMO CUNT PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMMIT SHIT CUNT BELGIUM WIKIPEDIA SOD FROG DAMN BOOBS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT NECROPHILIA BOOBS ASSHAT FELCHING SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER JIGGABOO NECROPHILIA NECROPHILIA BALLS FELCHING BULLSHIT FUCK DICKFACE SHITHEAD STEVE BALLMER WILLY WONKA SOD DAMN FUCK YOU BIGNOSE WHORE TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD ASS FUCK CUNT THONG TASTER FUCK YOU FELCHMONKEY FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF SUITCASE PENIS BRITNEY SHITE DICKFACE FRENCH TICKLER SUGARTITS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOCCASINS lowercase BITCH CUNT GOD DAMN FUCKTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CLEMEN COON GOD DAMN SHIT FUCKING JUMP! FRED PHELPS HELL FELCHMONKEY CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU NECROPHILIA CTHULHU FHTAGN TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKWAD CROTCH CLEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FROG'S FAT ASS TIT DIRT NEOPETS TOWELHEAD O KURWA! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WIENER WIENER BIRD SHIT NIGNOG FUCKING CLEMEN TOSSER SCUMBAG FUCKER ASSWIPE LIMEY WETBACK WANKSPLAT WINDOWS VISTA WINDOWS VISTA BALLS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? VAGINA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSFACE [Insert swear here] RAPE FUCK A DUCK DICKFACE ASS BUTTFUCKER COON SHITFUCKER CHUFF PENIS CRAPFUCKER DICK FUCK HADJI CUNT LET'S SHIT CUNT PISS ARTIST TACO TITTIES FUCK YOU HELL SMEG CLEVELAND STEAMER RAPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TAMPONS BUTT-HOLE MOCKIE SHITTY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT BEAVER GOD DAMMIT JOHNNY BAT FUCK INSANE CTHULHU FHTAGN I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS CHENEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS COCK ALEX TREBEK PENISBIRD BUTT PIRATE OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN RAT'S ASS FEMADOM CHIGGER BASTARD BORDER HOPPER NAZI MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY PISS TURD KIDDY FIDDLER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSRAPING and with the CUNT and his CUNT of girraffes in which JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS while reading about DONALD RUMSFELD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BORDER HOPPER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NIGGER