Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITFACE'PEARL NECKLACE'HORSE SHIT'FUCKING JUMP!'SHITTY'WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?'CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DELICIOUS CAKE look at the SHIT talk page of this TITS article for notes or discussion before I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HEIL HITLER! neurochemical FUCK disorder GENITALIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PAKI, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or TITMOUSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKWIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FLYING FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRIG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COON words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PRICK LIMEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FELCHING utterFUCKance of socially TENTACLE RAPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GARBAGE DAY! television programs to address JOHN ELWAY Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is SHITPISSER not to be SHIT confused with JACKASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHIGGER random TITTIES disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MONKEY SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, I AM CORNHOLIO! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COON EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive JUSTIN BIEBER quantities SIGMUND FREUD of ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Polite Note to the BUTT PIRATE Author:

The HONKY Tourette's FELCHMONKEY Research Institute was WANKSPLAT founded to CUNTBUCKET.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITTY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL article YOU WANKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIPPLES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOLLOCKS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NORTH KOREA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITFACE Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TITTIES TV, for always focusing on the YID bad side of a terrible TAFFY thing.
• The main MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'COON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SEMPRINI knee LENS CRAFTERS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes INBRED cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOCCASINS school for Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HONKY sufferers to become FUCKSTAIN manically depressed and ASS LICKER commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
• There is no FUDGEPACKER cure, and the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the SUGARTITS tics often have adverse WOODPECKERSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUGARTITS perodol" which caused my entire CLIT body to go VAGINA numb and GRINGO basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG SHIT it is without the RANDY TRAVIS drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHEBAG tourette syndrome JACKASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HORSE SHIT the CUM public view of Tourettes as a "MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITTYWANK sorry for SAMUEL L. JACKSON "hi-jacking" your WALRUS SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like suck my mothers this that really EPIDIDYMIS annoys me. I am working towards a MALARKY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NORTH KOREA, and making fun of a FIRECROTCH horrible disorder is (not) FRENCH TICKLER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best ARSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMMIT Regards to Andrew BULLCRAP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The FUCKSTAIN bastard who wrote this article. You can HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS punch him if you ASSHAT want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK IN A BOX saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PAKI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAGO and FUCKSTAIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I WILL END YOU! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GO COUNT YOUR DICK BAND WITH 4 ASSCRACK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKBAG HORSE! PAKI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PAKI'S HOUSE

How INBRED to ASSWIPE cure SHITFACE the DOT HEAD Tourette's POMMIE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S ASS for DICKHEAD Tourette's BELLEND Syndrome POLAK is CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT following DOUCHE these DICKFACE rules FUCKHEAD in SMEG order:

• 1: Avoid NIPPLES immature SHAKOPEE little POOPY kids,
• 2: Count to FAG within FUCK 10 SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TACO RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN nor TACO talk,
• 4: Tell CROTCH yourself you BONER don't ASSHAT have GRAPE PENIS this GO COUNT YOUR DICK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRACKER WITH NASTY TWO-INCH PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITTIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PAKI last straw CUNT CRAPPER!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOTHERFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DARTH VADER the TOP OF GOD DAMN THIS SPANK THE MONKEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MONKEY'S UNCLE offensive. MOLDY TITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITSKIN people who try pen0r to battle SHITE'ASS that tight-ass SHUT UP, MEG! 17-year-HOLY DUMB FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JAP it now, but someone said WANK' PRICK YOU WANKER'GOD DAMMIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING YID is a laughing NIGNOG matter. Plus there TACO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITCOCK Uncyclopedia, there are SHITTY articles BLOWJOB about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CRAP stuff. So BITCH that means BANGKOK stop getting mad at the DAMMIT first part too and WOODPECKERSHIT talking about the POMMIE letter that it's ASSHAT mocking (what HELL letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! hi self FOUR-EYES even made a really FUCKHEAD good point. "It's MOTHERFUCKER nothing more COLGATE from a head nod to a PISSHOLE knee tick". TITWANK. Which I'll add ASSBANDIT onto YID saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKWAD suffer that COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WIKIPEDIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a DANDELIONS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FLYING FUCK hilarious. If you SOD Want facts, go on FUCK OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAGO be offended, don't read DOG SHIT the freaking ALF article anyway.

GOD DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HOLY DUMB FUCK FROG VAGINA YOU WANKER BUGFUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES

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INBRED GOD DAMMIT SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DUNE COON CUNT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING BASEBALL CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS DICK FUCK TITS SUCK MY COCK PISS SHITE ASS ASSHOLE CHING CHONG CHINK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COCKSHITTER CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER TAMPONS POMMIE FUCK OFF ASSCRACK COCK HELL JACKASS SHIT DAMN KAFFIR JIGGABOO STEVE BALLMER FUCKHEAD WOP TAMPON IN MY ASS WHORE YOU WANKER JENKEM ASSHAT DAGO CAMEL FUCKER GOBSHITE CLEMEN FUCKING HELL COCKSMOKER SHITE CRAPPY CROTCH FENCE JUMPER CUM HADJI WOODPECKERSHIT BONER I WILL KILL YOU! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COCKSUCKER SPIC LIMEY O CANADA TRANNY DAGO ASS FASCIST HELL CHIGGER BULLSHIT FUCK FUCKER BUTTFUCKER DICK WANKER HELL BLUMPKIN HONKY SUCK MY DICK EUROIPODS HADJI SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CONDOMS BONER BOB SAGET FUCKWIT ORGASM FUCK DICKFACE GENITALIA ASSRAPING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOGHURT CANNON FRENCH TICKLER WIENER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOB SAGET RAT'S COCK HORSE SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ABO WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS STRAWBERRY ASS [EXPLETIVE] SHITHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER YOU WANKER ART METAL PRODUCTS DUMBASS I CAN AFFORD FOOD PRICK CUNT JIZZ RAGHEAD FELLATIO FUCK OFF POOPY FUCKFACE BASTARD RAPE FUCKSTAIN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ABO BASTARD POMMIE BEANER DAMN FUCKFACE MOCKIE SNUFF PORN TITTIES TURD COCKSUCKER DOUCHEBAG WETBACK SHIT SOD WALRUS SHIT DICK DUMBASS SHIT CHICKEN FRIES AUTOFELLATIO HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S ASS BONG I WILL KILL YOU! CRAPFUCKER RAT'S ASS FUCK DOUCHEBAG JIGGABOO PIECE OF SHIT BUTT-HEAD ASSWIPE [expletive deleted] DUNE COON ARSE MOLDY TITS DICKFACE PRICK WANK CUNT YOU WANKER YOU WANKER FELLATIO ARSEBADGERS TITS YOGHURT CANNON ARSE CHRISTHUMPER FELLATIO DICKLICK SHITFUCKER HOT GRITS CUM DAMN SHITFACE EAT MY SHIT! NIPPLES WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? SHITSLINGING ASS FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS BENCH PRESS REDNECK ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO NAZI WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT BASTARD DICKLICK SHITFACE TURD AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY CUNT SHAKOPEE POMMIE SON OF A BITCH SHITTY WETBACK GRAPE PENIS JAP BONER KNOBJOCKEY BUGGER OFF POLAK BELGIUM SHITHEAD DICKHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA VAGINA FAGGOT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER HOSER TWAT DAMN BUTT-HEAD CHOAD KISSER FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN DIPSHIT SHITFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES CRAPMUNCHER DOG SHIT DAMN DICKLICK MASTURBATION FUCKWIT CRACKER TITTIES HELL OH SHI– PISS UP MY ARSE QUEEF RAT'S COCK SHAKOPEE FUCKSTAIN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE NAZI PENIS ON A STICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON RUSKIE SHAKOPEE FUCKING BASTARD DELICIOUS CAKE COON HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HITLER RAPE FUCKSTAIN SMEG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHAT BUGGER OFF DAMMIT FUCKER STEVE BALLMER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN COMMUNION WAFER SHITFUCKER TAFFY CARPET MUNCHER FUCKSTAIN FUCK A DUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISSHOLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN CUNT LAPPER BALL SACK FUCKING SHITSLIDE DAMN PENIS GOD DAMN KIDDY FIDDLER BASTARD HELL YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY TITTIES ASSHAT BULLSHIT POOPOO FELCHING TOWELHEAD TWAT FRITZ HOLY DUMB FUCK DOT HEAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BAT FUCK INSANE CHOAD PENISFUCK PRICK JELLY BEANS BOOBIES FROG TOWELHEAD FUCK [expletive deleted] HELL COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITSLIDE WIKIPEDIA BONER CUNT TURD SHITFACE RAPE FUCKTARD DIPSHIT GRAPE PENIS BALLS BLOWJOB COON DAMMIT FUCK ASS OLD CHRIST OF A DONKEY DICK ASS CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSCRACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOG SHIT NINTENDOGS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHINK JAP VAGINA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WETBACK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACK OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NECROPHILIA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MOLDY TITS FUCK SEX UIGURS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MOTHERFUCKER ANAL SEX FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF CHICKEN FRIES PISS DAMN IT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA VAGINA ASSCRACK COON PISS OFF SEMEN DICK TITS BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKER CLIT FUCK YOU BASTARD ASSBANDIT BASTARD HADJI FUCKWIT ASSHOLE CHINK RAPE JACKASS COCK GIVING HEAD BITCH MICK COCKSHITTER CANNED QUOTE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSWIPE DAGO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS PUNANI SHIT BASTARD SHITHEAD EPIDIDYMIS URINE-GARGLING CROTCH GOBSHITE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RUSTY TROMBONE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FRITZ DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER SON OF A BITCH RANDY TRAVIS FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD BITCH SCROTUM DIPSHIT DOUCHE MONKEY SHIT CUNT BIGNOSE DICK STRAWBERRY ASS GREASER BUTT PIRATE CUNT CONDOMS BEAVER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMN and with the CHOAD and his DICKHEAD of girraffes in which GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS while reading about SEX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JIZZ also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CROTCH