Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MALARKY'ASSHAT'HADJI'BONER'30 CASES OF PICKLES'FUCKING A'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SLOPE neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS ARTIST characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHUFF, sudden FUCKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS or HELL vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POLESMOKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RUSKIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VAGINA GOD DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MICK utterFUCKance of socially PISS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACKASS television programs to address TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK NUGGET Tourette's is BOON not to be SHITHEAD confused with DOUCHEBAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DIPSHIT random SHITTY disorientation, culturally-TRANNY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITHEAD language, SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOTHERFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities SNUFF PORN of ANAL DIABETES FENCE JUMPER garbage.

Darnit.

A ASS Polite Note to the CONDOMS Author:

The CRAPPY Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was CLUSTERFUCK founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIPPLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BLISTERING BARNACLES article SMEG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLUSTERFUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DESU Tourrette's sufferers CUNTRAG swear. You can SHITHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BALL SACK TV, for always focusing on the CUM bad side of a terrible PISS ARTIST thing.
• The main INBRED symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BULLSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITSLIDE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small EPIDIDYMIS knee BONER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOTHERFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUTTFUCKER school for BUGGER OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS ARTIST sufferers to become POLESMOKER manically depressed and CLEMEN commit CUNTSWILLING suicide.
• There is no TIBET cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANK tics often have adverse PEEPEE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna pen0r perodol" which caused my entire WANKER body to go DAGO numb and INBRED basically made it NIGGA! worse than FEWMETS it is without the DOUCHE drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "GO HOME AND DIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MASTURBATION much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FRITZ sorry for JAP "hi-jacking" your SCUMBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LET'S SHIT this that really JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE annoys me. I am working towards a FIST FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING FUCK, and making fun of a THONG TASTER horrible disorder is (not) BLESSED DAMN SAINT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOCCASINS time.

Best LET'S SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NECROPHILIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY bastard who wrote this article. You can TAFFY punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANKSPLAT saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my TAMPONS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHUFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MARGARET THATCHER and INBRED playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SAGGY TITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELLFUCKER BAND WITH 4 COCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! CHUFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHUFF'S HOUSE

How DOG SHIT to DICKHEAD cure MICK the CHOAD Tourette's NAZI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for CHUFF Tourette's KRAUT Syndrome PRICK is GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS following RAGHEAD these FAGGOT rules CHRISTHUMPER in NEGRO order:

• 1: Avoid HELL immature JACKASS SHIT little BALL SACK kids,
• 2: Count to TOWELHEAD within LIMEY 10 PEDOPHILIAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WANK URINE-GARGLING SPUNK nor SHITTY talk,
• 4: Tell SOD yourself you HIGH WAGES don't DAMN IT have SUITCASE PENIS this PUNANI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOD DAMN WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHUFF last straw FUCK!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKHEAD the TOP OF POTTYMOUTH THIS WANK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASS offensive. SHITFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE people who try POMMIE to battle WALRUS SHIT'LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! that tight-ass JUSTIN BIEBER 17-year-DUMBASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POMMIE it now, but someone said MACACA' MONKEY'S UNCLE BALL SACK'DICKHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT is a laughing GYPSY matter. Plus there JAP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FLYING FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are BUTTFUCKER articles CLEMEN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITSLINGING stuff. So CHENEY that means TAMPON IN MY ASS stop getting mad at the HELL first part too and BOLLOCKS talking about the HELL letter that it's BITCH mocking (what KIKE letter? I don't even know what ASSCRACK the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTT-HOLE hi self BULLCRAP even made a really GENITALIA good point. "It's TWAT nothing more FRIG from a head nod to a GIVING HEAD knee tick". I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!. Which I'll add BOOBIES onto KRAUT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOBSHITE suffer that BLOWJOB much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SUCK MY DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a TUBA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you RUSTY TROMBONE Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GO HOME AND DIE be offended, don't read [EXPLETIVE] the freaking HADJI article anyway.

SHIT MALARKY JACK ABRAMOFF ABO TURD DAMN IT ASS LICKER SHIT SACRAMENTO BULLCRAP

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ASSFACE VAGINA GOBSHITE CUNTYMINTS TOWELHEAD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS EMO DOM DeLUISE FUCK YOU JENKEM MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH RAT'S COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSCRACK CONDOMS GOD DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING DICKHEAD ASSHOLE SHITSKIN COCKSTUFFER JACKASS YID IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FLYING FUCK JAP RAT'S COCK FUCKING FUCK ASS FUCK INBRED BONER ASSFACE SHITFUCKER CUNT FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK DOUCHING FALUN GONG All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CAMEL JOCKEY DOUCHETITS JOHNNY GYPSY HO CAMEL FUCKER JACK OFF JACKASS FUCK YOU COMMUNIST DILDO PENISBIRD POMMIE BUDDHIST MONK LET'S SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SON OF A BITCH FUCKER DOG SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS ARTIST CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT FUCK NEGRO HO PUSSY FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD DICKHEAD YUKY DOODY CHENEY SEMEN TWAT ASSCRACK ASS DUNE COON TACO CUNT DUMBASS QUEEF FUCKING BIRD IN THE HOUSE GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS TAMPONS ASSWIPE GIVING HEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHAKOPEE SUCK MY COCK CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK YOU SHITCUNTING GANGBANG MILF PISS UP MY ARSE TITS & DICKS SPIC CHOAD YOU WANKER FUCKTARD PUNANI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER RAPE CUNT ASSWIPE BIRD SHIT SHITFACE TACO ASSHOLE HORSE SHIT FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK SCUMBUCKET PEEPEE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH KIKE DOUCHETITS LIMEY GOBSHITE REBECCA BLACK JAP CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKFACE GO HOME AND DIE REBECCA BLACK INBRED GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! 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PUSSY ASSFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TOSSER SAND NIGGER ARSE NIPPLES WIKIPEDIA NECROPHILIA HELL PUSSY POLESMOKER CUNTSWILLING BRITNEY ASS HITLER TANK MAN PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD ASSHAT BASTARD EMO suck my mothers ARSE ART METAL PRODUCTS NECROPHILIA NIGGER VILLAGE DUMP DOG FUCKER ASSHAT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE SHIT FUCK REDSKIN FELCHING ASS BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM JACKASS GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD WANK SHITTY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PUSSY ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE FRITZ MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER REDSKIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FLYING FUCK PIECE OF SHIT ASS CUNT DAMN IT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITE CAMEL FUCKER BOOBS SHITFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GIVING HEAD FUCKSTAIN SHIT [EXPLETIVE] HENTAI DONKEY DICK ASSCRACK CHIGGER KAFFIR PISS TITWANK FUCKING FUCKWIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HELL BASTARD HOSER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ARSEBADGERS BULLSHIT CHUFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CLEMEN FUCKTARD CROTCH SLOPE GOOK DARTH VADER DICKHEAD SOD OFF ASSRAMMER BRITNEY TURD DAMNATION FUCK YOU PEDOPHILIA POMMIE HOMO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT BORDER HOPPER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA OH SHI– HONKY PRICK WANK ASS FUCKING A FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BELLEND FUCKFACE SOD OFF THIS IS SPARTA! JERRY SHITFACE FEWMETS BOOBIES TURD COCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMMIT DAMN BELLEND BIRD SHIT TITS FUCKING TIT SPRINKLES GOD DAMN MICK DAMN JIGGABOO FUCK OFF TITWANK CLEMEN NIGGER COCKSMOKER BITCH ALEX TREBEK OH SHI– PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK JACK OFF BELLEND CUNT POLESMOKER CUNT PECKERHEAD INBRED BITCH AY-AY-AY DIPSHIT DICK CHICKEN FROG'S FAT ASS JOHN ELWAY DILDO GRINGO RAT'S ASS CUNT CRAPPER DAMN IT FUCKWIT MARY WHITEHOUSE SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD BUNG-HOLE TRANNY SPANK THE MONKEY BASTARD CHOAD DIPSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK PEEPEE DIPSHIT SHIT BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SOD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS ASSCRACK BEAVER WANKSPLAT WANK POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD DOUCHE BALL SACK OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA TWAT FUCKHEAD DOUCHE COON FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER CONDOMS MASTURBATION WIGGER BITCH FLYING FUCK SHITFACE CONDOMS WIENER CUNT HADJI DIPSHIT GOD DAMN DOG FUCKER SEX BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PAKI COCKSMOKER FUCK YOU GREASER SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT TURD POTTYMOUTH SHITE PIG CUNT FUCKHEAD DOM DeLUISE GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS TWAT FUCKFACE BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE HADJI PISS RUSTY TROMBONE SAND NIGGER SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PUSSY DICKLICK NECROPHILIA TWAT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FIST FUCK FRIG SOD OFF HELL ASSFACE PRICK CHING CHONG CHINK KAFFIR CUNT WIENER TURD LICK PUSSY DAMN BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER WOP HONKY BITCH BASTARD PISS OFF DAGO DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ASS BALLS BUKKAKE BASTARD FUCK OFF BUNG-HOLE CUNT JACK OFF DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN PIGFUCKER INBRED SCROTUM TRANNY INBRED I WILL END YOU! BOB SAGET FAG HELLFUCKER CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT COON BORDER HOPPER JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI ALF PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS FUCKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ANAL DIABETES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACK OFF ASSFACE TOSSER ICE CREAM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GREASER YOU WANKER FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD JOHNNY BUTT PIRATE BELGIUM ASS MOCCASINS FUCKFACE PUSSYLICKER I WILL END YOU! CUM FUCKING TITMOUSE CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN FRITZ BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ANAL DIABETES CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? POLESMOKER VAGINA GOD DAMMIT CHOAD SHITFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHOAD DUMBASS DESU JERK OFF DOODIE HEAD WANK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FRIG CUNT ASS CUNNILINGUS SPIC FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SAND NIGGER ASS FUCKFACE SHITE BOOBS BUTT-HOLE SCUMBUCKET ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB SLOPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER EAT MY SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER CUNT TOTAL PENIS HADJI MOZILLA FIREFOX MAMA MIA FUCK DUMBASS BITCH RAINBOWS FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE INCEST DIRTY SANCHEZ WOODPECKERSHIT CLUSTERFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT BLUMPKIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANAL MICK BASTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SEX CLUSTERFUCK INCEST MOTHERFUCKER COMMUNION WAFER SPANK THE MONKEY REBECCA BLACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MARGARET THATCHER PRICK PRICK SAND NIGGER DAMN TAMPONS SPANK THE MONKEY TURD FUCK DOG FUCKER PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHUT UP, MEG! and with the DIPSHIT and his WIGGER of girraffes in which BATHING SUIT AREA while reading about DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN