Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BALL SACK'COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'WANK'PAKI'ANUSCAKE'DICKLICK'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder PRICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING FUCKFUCKER, sudden CRAP ON A STICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MY ANUS IS BLEEDING or DUMBASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLUMPKIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POWERSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LET'S SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA [expletive deleted] words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YOU WANKER DICKLICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITTY utterFUCKance of socially CROTCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! television programs to address CUNNILINGUS Tourette's syndrome.

DONGSHOVER Tourette's is NIGGER TITS not to be HELL confused with MARGARET THATCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JERRY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves INBRED random SHITTY disorientation, culturally-RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BOON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT language, LET'S SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOU WANKER FUCKING A of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive RAT'S COCK quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS garbage.

Darnit.

A MARCH OF FLAMES Polite Note to the I AM CORNHOLIO! Author:

The FU SPANG Tourette's SEMEN Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to PAKI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BANGKOK article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DIPSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOZILLA FIREFOX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MACACA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about URINE-GARGLING Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourrette's sufferers NIPPLES swear. You can MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AMERICA ONLINE TV, for always focusing on the FRAK bad side of a terrible JACKASS thing.
• The main SPICY CUNT FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUKKAKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHOAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PICKANINNY school for ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GYPSY sufferers to become ART METAL PRODUCTS manically depressed and JACKASS commit DICK suicide.
• There is no FUCK YOU cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITPISSER tics often have adverse PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DUMBASS perodol" which caused my entire DIRTY SANCHEZ body to go PIECE OF SHIT numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the PEEPEE drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHOLE tourette syndrome SHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating INCEST the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR public view of Tourettes as a "PISS OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOT HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BALL SACK sorry for CRAP "hi-jacking" your POMMIE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSWIPE this that really FROG annoys me. I am working towards a TWAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SONNY BILL WILLIAMS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENIS ON A BUN, and making fun of a D'OH horrible disorder is (not) RICK MORANIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your KRAUT time.

Best CRAPPY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOOGLE reply

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those BELGIUM countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries EUROIPODS leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. [Insert yet another person's name here] Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The GOOK bastard who wrote this article. You can FELLATIO punch him if you PENISFUCK want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FRENCH TICKLER saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my JERK OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITHEAD and BANGKOK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 BUKKAKE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOT HEAD HORSE! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER'S HOUSE

How CUNT to ASSCRACK cure INCEST the FUCKFACE Tourette's HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKSTAIN for BOOBS Tourette's GOOK Syndrome NIGGER TITS is SPIC following HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS these TOURETTE'S IS FUN rules ALF in REDSKIN order:

• 1: Avoid SHITE immature LAKE TITICACA little PEARL NECKLACE kids,
• 2: Count to GOD DAMN within MACACA 10 WANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITE COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS nor FUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell SACRAMENTO yourself you EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA don't GOATSE have HELL this YOU WANKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS WITH NASTY [expletive deleted] DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POMMIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER last straw SHIT!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE TOSSER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITBALLS the TOP OF I'LL RAPE YOU THIS DUMBASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RAT'S ASS offensive. JACK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to VENEREAL DISEASE people who try CAUCASIANS to battle TAFFY'CUNTING ASSCRACK that tight-ass TITTYWANK 17-year-DUMBASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MOCKIE it now, but someone said AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS!' WANK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE!'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MY COMMUNION WAFER OF is a laughing DAMN IT matter. Plus there ASSHAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GYPSY Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK articles DELICIOUS CAKE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHICKEN SHIT stuff. So FUCKHEAD that means DONKEY DICK stop getting mad at the JACK OFF first part too and GARBAGE DAY! talking about the SHIT letter that it's SHIT mocking (what FRIG letter? I don't even know what DICK CHICKEN the heck you're talking about). Adrian DONKEY DICK hi self ASSHOLE even made a really TAMPON IN MY ASS good point. "It's BULLSHIT nothing more PISS ARTIST from a head nod to a NIGNOG knee tick". MAMA MIA. Which I'll add SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS onto TRANNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOOK suffer that YOU WANKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLUSTERFUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to VENEREAL DISEASE be, because if I were a SHITSKIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING A hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on HOSER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK be offended, don't read RECTUM RAIDER the freaking WHORE article anyway.

ASSWIPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGGER FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKWIT SOD OFF RUSTY TROMBONE SEX PORCUPINE'S BALLS LAKE TITICACA

MAMA MIA BLUE PENIS! PISS ARTIST POOPOO PORCH MONKEY PISS UP MY ARSE HADJI ASSHAT TOURETTE'S IS FUN FUCKBAG WANK CAMEL FUCKER DAGO GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSHAT ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE REBECCA BLACK ARSEBADGERS FUCKWIT SAGGY TITS GO HOME AND DIE TITS ARSE WIENER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! HELLFIRE FUCKING SCROTUM BITCH COMMUNISM IS STUPID RUSKIE MOCCASINS JACKASS SHIT TITS WANK INBRED ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD NI FUCK FELCHING CUNTRAG PORCH MONKEY FRITZ FUCKING A DICKHEAD BITCH CUNT CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD CROTCH ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEANER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIGFUCKER PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TOURETTE'S IS FUN CUNT PISS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUM CHUCK NORRIS BOOBS FAG FUCKFACE WANKSPLAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HYPERINFLATION DICK IN A BOX WINDOWS VISTA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER MAMA MIA PUSSY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TITS & DICKS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE CUNT NI I'LL RAPE YOU COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK BOLLOCKS DICK CHICKEN PEACEFUL JIGGABOO MAMA MIA CUNT HORSE PENIS ASS FUCKER TITS & DICKS JERRY FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO FUCKER WETBACK GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH BALLS ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKING PUSSY DIPSHIT DOUCHE POTTYMOUTH SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM BALL SACK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DOM DeLUISE FUCKBAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHOAD KISSER WANKSPLAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITE QUEEF SHIT HELL SHITFUCKER CUNTYMINTS SHIT FUCK OFF ASSRAPING [expletive deleted] SON OF A BITCH MASTURBATION BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKHEAD JIGGABOO SHITTY WIENER RAGHEAD SACRAMENTO YOUR MOM WILLY WONKA WANK FUCK BOOBS SHITCOCK TWAT SHITFACE SHITTY DIPSHIT EAT MY SHIT! ORGASM TURD MARGARET THATCHER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] SLOPE ASSWIPE GOD BLESS AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE ARSE ABO DOUCHE SHITHEAD ASSWIPE DIPSHIT GOBSHITE AY-AY-AY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CHIGGER WEHATEMARIO SHITBALLS CAMEL JOCKEY CUM FLYING RAT'S ASS 666 PEEPEE DOUCHING PAKI PEDOPHILIA ASS TWAT STEVE BALLMER BUKKAKE FUCK OFF BULLSHIT CHOAD KISSER DOUCHE NAZI FELCHING HOSER SHITCUNTING KNOBJOCKEY COCKSUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE POTTYMOUTH HELL SCUMBAG DAMN IT QUEEF FOUR-EYES WHORE SHITSKIN CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS SHIT MONKEY SHIT SHITE DAMN NI KIKE BANGKOK CUNT JIZZ HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE CHRISTHUMPER DARTH VADER ALF BONG FUCKING A ARSE BITCH INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN POLAK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SOD OFF PISS OFF MY ASS YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGNOG BOOBS MOZILLA FIREFOX ART METAL PRODUCTS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN BRITNEY PUPPIES FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD DICK BUTT PIRATE TWAT FUCKER BITCH BULLSHIT FUCK YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS BITCH FRITZ FUCKING A SCUMBAG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FOUR-EYES QUEEF EARS OF CHRIST SON OF A BITCH WETBACK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SIGMUND FREUD I WILL END YOU! FUCK OFF ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY LIMEY STEVE BALLMER RAGHEAD BEANER NIPPLES FUCKING A KIKE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CLEVELAND STEAMER CROTCH BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK CONSENSUS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE DICKHEAD CLEMEN PISSHOLE BULLSHIT CAPITALISM FUCK OFF SHITFACE DAMN SHIT JERRY HORSE PENIS TITTIES FUCK YOU COCKGOBLIN CUNT YID FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES HELL BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER HONKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LAKE TITICACA CUNT ASSWIPE YOUR MOM CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE ORGASM RAT'S ASS CHAV SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGNOG PUSSY KU KLUX KLAN LIMEY POOPOO BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE DAMN PISS OFF FROG'S FAT ASS ASS CHUFF FUCK BOB SAGET SHITFACE WANK CUNT COON REDSKIN DICK POMMIE DICKFACE ALF SHITSLINGING NIHILISM BITCH DICK SHAKOPEE ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSWIPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITTYWANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE SHITHEAD FUCKTARD CHENEY SCUMBAG FUCKING A PICKANINNY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BOOBIES BASTARD THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BITCH CUNT FUCKING BOOBS BELGIUM ASSHOLE BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! INCEST JAP HELLFIRE INBRED PENIS DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIPSHIT WINDOWS VISTA TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE FAGGOT FUCKTARD PEDOPHILIA SHIT PISS BIGNOSE FUCKFACE DAGO SHITSKIN CLEMEN NIHILISM SHITTY POOPY SHITBALLS ASSHAT BALL SACK WOP BUKKAKE SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK SCROTUM INCEST HONKY RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING COCK ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER PENIS YOU WANKER CUNT KIKE CUNT ORGASM RUSTY TROMBONE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TRANNY TAFFY BULLSHIT SOD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JAP CLIT PISS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH POTTYMOUTH TAFFY CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER PISS ARTIST BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD ASSWIPE O CANADA ORGASM SHITFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITS MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION ASSHAT REDNECK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SCUMBUCKET CHIGGER MOCKIE YID BEAVER CHOAD WANK EMO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE GOD DAMN POMMIE SHITHEAD FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHINK PISS ARTIST QUEEF DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSRAPING SHITCOCK JIGGABOO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKER DICKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS ASSRAPING YOU WANKER ASSCRACK ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOG SHIT TITS BITCH FENCE JUMPER PISS WIENER I'LL RAPE YOU COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITE SHITE CUNT GOD DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN FUCKHEAD SHITE ASSWIPE FUCKBAG LET'S SHIT FUCKBAG BASTARD DICK SHITHEAD TITTYWANK DUMBASS SHITTY BONER SHIT [expletive deleted] DICK BASTARD SEX TIT DIRT PISS ARTIST FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHE PUPPIES CUNTING ASSCRACK ANAL DIABETES DAMN ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUMBASS PUSSY CHINK AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHE NAZI TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MILF SLOPE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NAZI YOU WANKER INBRED SEMEN RECTUM RAIDER FUCK SHITFACE BUTT PIRATE THONG TASTER MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITSKIN YOU WANKER CHOAD RAT'S ASS FUCK DICKLICK WANK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS FASCIST DAMNED TABERNACLE CLEMEN PORCH MONKEY FIST FUCK DUMBASS COCKSUCKER BUKKAKE JIGGABOO TITWANK CODEINE IS A QUEER HORSE PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX ROSIE O'DONNELL CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS HOT GRITS CHOAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GARBAGE DAY! MACACA FUCK FUCKSTAIN SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSWIPE JACK OFF DAMN ASS YOU WANKER ASSCRACK TENTACLE RAPE DICKHEAD ASSWIPE POMMIE BULLSHIT BUGGER OFF HELL SHOOP DA WHOOP INJUN MOTHERFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACKASS FUCKTARD FRENCH TICKLER TITWANK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MASTICATION FOR THE NATION REDNECK TONY LA RUSSA I'LL RAPE YOU ASS GOD DAMMIT PISSHOLE SCUMBUCKET BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TACO SHITE 666 TIT DIRT LOLLIPOPS INBRED WANK FUCK BUKKAKE SHITHEAD DAMMIT WIGGER HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK ASSCRACK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOOBS BITCH DOG SHIT BUGFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSLINGING POOPY ABO ASS YUKY DOODY GYPSY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POMMIE DONGSHOVER CHIGGER JACKASS INCEST SAGGY TITS COCK CUNT DICKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT LIKE A HORSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YOU SCUMBAG SHITE DUMBASS GOAT DICK CHRISTHUMPER JACKASS SHIT WANKSPLAT SHIT FUCKING CRAP SACRAMENTO SHIT FUCKING SHITFACE SHITTY EPIDIDYMIS FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER GOOK WIKIPEDIA WANK ASSCRACK INCEST HOT GRITS CHING CHONG CHINK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKFACE YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER WANK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RAT'S COCK PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE MICK CHAV FENCE JUMPER TITS PISSHOLE GREASER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING DUMBASS NIGNOG ASS WANKSPLAT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! ASSCRACK BUTT-HEAD ASS HENTAI FUCKWIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN SHIT YOU WANKER ABO ASS SUCK MY COCK YUKY DOODY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WIKIPEDIA MONKEY SHIT BOOBIES BITCH ASS BOOBS DOT HEAD CONDOMS SHITFACE BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT WHITE POWER ASSCRACK MASTURBATION CROTCH RAT'S ASS COON FUCK CONDOMS FRITZ TESTICLE CHOKE YID BUTT-HEAD ASS PISS FUCK OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 666 ART METAL PRODUCTS FOUR-EYES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? INBRED HADJI ASSBANDIT BLUE PENIS! DAMN DICK FAGGOT DICK BOOBS ASSHAT PISS OFF COCKSUCKER FAG DOUCHING RANDY TRAVIS FAGGOT FUCKWIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD VAGINA DELICIOUS CAKE SHITSLINGING JACK OFF DAMN COCKSMOKER INBRED CRAP FUCKER RUSKIE SUCK MY COCK ASSHAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHIGGER FUCKFACE ASSHAT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN POMMIE DEVELOPERS! I'LL RAPE YOU FRITZ I AM CORNHOLIO! BULLCRAP pen0r DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK ANAL TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING A O CANADA CHRISTHUMPER ASSCRACK COCKSHITTER BALL SACK TITTIES AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WOODPECKERSHIT BANGKOK FUCKBAG CHIGGER FUCKTARD BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITFACE DOG SHIT DAMN SAND NIGGER DICK CHICKEN CUNT PORCH MONKEY ASSHAT EMO CUNT FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SON OF A BITCH MOCCASINS FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN [Insert silly non-swear here] MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BOOBS FUCKSTAIN JIZZ QUEEF DAMN PEDOPHILIA PENIS TUBA WANK CHINK HORSE SHIT CUM BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS SHIT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SHIT FRED PHELPS PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT DICKHEAD TAMPONS BUTT-HEAD FUCKSTAIN BORDER HOPPER DIPSHIT FUCKBAG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHING CONDOMS ARSE BULLSHIT VAGINA MARY WHITEHOUSE INCEST WIENER SHITTY ORGASM RAT'S ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE ORGASM SHIT FUCKING SHITHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN MALARKY BASTARD GOD DAMMIT BLESSED DAMN SAINT CHAV BAT FUCK INSANE BELLEND BULLSHIT GIVING HEAD CLIT DICK SCUMBUCKET JERK OFF suck my mothers I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITBALLS TWISTY VAGINA DAMN ASS SUCK MY COCK CUNT CRAPPER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNTSWILLING JACK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITSLINGING SHIT JAP SHITBALLS PENISPENISPENIS!!! KRAUT PISS OFF MY ASS GO HOME AND DIE JACKASS BULLSHIT ASS SHITFACE DUNE COON HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN FUCK YOU TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I DID IT FOR THE LULZ PISS DOT HEAD SNUFF PORN FUCKHEAD DAMNATION SUITCASE PENIS SHIT SHITFACE BANGKOK WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE NIPPLES YOU WANKER DICK IN A BOX A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIENER KIKE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST STEVE BALLMER TITS BUKKAKE THONG TASTER FUCKING JUMP! FUCKER SEX MACACA NORTH KOREA DONKEY DICK INBRED SCROTUM BITCH FUCKTARD TURD NIGGER TIT DIRT OSTRICH MY ASS PEARL NECKLACE JERRY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RAT'S COCK BUTT PIRATE BITCH BLUMPKIN JACK OFF BITCH SOD OFF SHITSLINGING NIGGER FUCKING DICKFACE HIGH WAGES TACO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WANK BELLEND FUCKFUCKFUCK TWAT ASS HENTAI CHOAD TOWELHEAD BOOBIES GOD DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CLUSTERFUCK KIKE SPANK THE MONKEY CUM SHITFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT HO ARSE JUSTIN BIEBER CRAP DUMBASS COCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SON OF A BITCH SHIT WHORE SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK FLOWERS SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING A DAGO SEMEN SHITSLIDE HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK BASTARD DYKE DIPSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK ORGASM Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PIG and with the QUEEF and his AMERICA ONLINE of girraffes in which CLIT while reading about GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FENCE JUMPER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT