Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WOP'SHITE'BASTARD'SHITTY'JACKASS SHIT'DICKHEAD'JERK OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOG FUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKWIT, sudden DOUCHE NAZI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN IT or AMERICA ONLINE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HORSE PENIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BULLSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TOWELHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN CRAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially JUSTIN BIEBER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first O KURWA! television programs to address JENKEM Tourette's syndrome.

CUM Tourette's is DOM DeLUISE not to be WEHATEMARIO confused with BALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DEMOCRACY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [expletive deleted] random FELCHING disorientation, culturally-FUCKHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOG FUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POOPY language, JOHN SMILEY FACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SUITCASE PENIS SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FELCHING souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities ASSHAT of ANAL DIABETES CLUSTERFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHOLE Polite Note to the BIG FOOT Author:

The BONER Tourette's ARSE Research Institute was AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS founded to CUM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK article GOATSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or VENEREAL DISEASE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PEARL NECKLACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOOBIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE swear. You can WIENER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHOLE TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible GOD DAMMIT thing.
• The main BOOBIES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TIMBER NIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCK knee PIG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HORSE PENIS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS school for SHITCUNTING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMMIT sufferers to become FUCKER manically depressed and NIPPLES commit WANK suicide.
• There is no GOD DAMN cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUGGER OFF tics often have adverse CLUSTERFUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK YOU perodol" which caused my entire BUGFUCK body to go DOUCHING numb and ART METAL PRODUCTS basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOATSE it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a SCUMBAG tourette syndrome POOPY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JENKEM the FLAMING ASS BADGER public view of Tourettes as a "CLUSTERFUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KRAUT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLEMEN this that really CLIT annoys me. I am working towards a SUGARTITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS LICKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! , and making fun of a HENTAI horrible disorder is (not) TITS & DICKS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEDOPHILIA time.

Best RANDY TRAVIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NAZI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. DICKLICK Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

The FUCKING bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKTARD punch him if you BIRD SHIT want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my DICK CHICKEN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKWIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN and ASSCRACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CARPET MUNCHER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ARSE BAND WITH 4 WIENER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHENEY HORSE! FUCKWIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKWIT'S HOUSE

How ARSE to DYKE cure BITCH the CUNT LAPPER Tourette's PIGFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HO for SHIT Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome PEEPEE is CHICKEN SHIT following JACKASS these ASSFACE rules SHITTY in MARCH OF FLAMES order:

• 1: Avoid FRED PHELPS immature FUCK little BAD MOTHERFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to DIPSHIT within BASTARD 10 DOG SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHIGGER BASTARD FIRECROTCH nor WALRUS SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell MONKEY BALLS yourself you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE don't HENTAI have FUCKTARD this FRENCH TICKLER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PENIS ON A STICK WITH NASTY WANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POMMIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKWIT last straw TWAT!

I fucking put WOODPECKERSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE PECKERHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKSMOKER the TOP OF DICKFACE THIS SHITHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BATHING SUIT AREA offensive. MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? people who try MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! to battle CUNTING ASSCRACK'I WILL KILL YOU! that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-DOUCHE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKWAD it now, but someone said HELL' GRINGO BITCH'AAAAAAAAA! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BOB SAGET is a laughing DICKFACE matter. Plus there MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOUCHING Uncyclopedia, there are PRICK articles MASTURBATION about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MASTURBATION stuff. So OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! that means SHIT stop getting mad at the BALL SACK first part too and LET'S SHIT talking about the BUGGER letter that it's FUCKER mocking (what NECROPHILIA letter? I don't even know what BLOWJOB the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self WANK even made a really LIKE FATHER LIKE SON good point. "It's ASSHOLE nothing more GRINGO from a head nod to a LET'S SHIT knee tick". FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA. Which I'll add HO onto YUKY DOODY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGFUCK suffer that DOG FUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BOOBS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCKGOBLIN be, because if I were a LGBT RIGHTS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NI hilarious. If you JACKASS SHIT Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ARSE be offended, don't read COON the freaking CUNNILINGUS article anyway.

HORSE SHIT BUKKAKE SPICY CUNT FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX WOODPECKERSHIT STRAWBERRY ASS CUNT FELLATIO COCK COCKSTUFFER

DONKEY DICK AUTOFELLATIO FUCK BASTARD YOU WANKER FELLATIO CUNTRAG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BATHING SUIT AREA SHITFACE ASS BULLSHIT ASSHAT CUNT FUDGEPACKER WANK JACKASS SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE JOHNNY SHITSKIN DAMN ASS LICKER DONKEY PUNCHER CHALICE NIPPLES MASTURBATION DAMMIT CUNT CRAPFUCKER INJUN NECROPHILIA SHITE 666 JUSTIN BIEBER KIKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MARCH OF FLAMES LOLCAT HOSER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MASTURBATION DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT POMMIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKFUCKFUCK PIGFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE INJUN YOU WANKER HO FUCKING A WIKIPEDIA SOD OFF GYPSY JACKASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ARSE FUCKSTAIN JERRY FELLATIO RAT'S COCK NECROPHILIA PISS ARTIST SHIT PEDOPHILIA SCROTUM BOLLOCKS EMO FROG'S FAT ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE RUSKIE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOUCHEBAG SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? BIGNOSE FAG FUCKFACE HO BELLEND BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF HAIL SATAN! 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ASSCRACK BUGGER OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TAFFY RUSTY TROMBONE WOP ASS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN TWAT WIENER SHIT FOUR-EYES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE ASSHAT CONAN O'BRIAN BASKETBALL HOOP KIKE ASS SHITTY MOCCASINS CLUSTERFUCK SHITE BITCH RAT'S ASS BOOBS COCKSUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS SHIT ASSCRACK DAMN SHITE FROG DAMN IT URINE-GARGLING AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES NEGRO DICKFACE DICKLICK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COMMUNIST DILDO PRICK NAZI FUCK A DUCK TITWANK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FLYING RAT'S ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE CRAP FUCKER BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA I WILL KILL YOU! BELGIUM BUTT-HEAD JOHNNY SEMEN FUCK A DUCK CUNTBUCKET FUCKWIT DILDO SON OF A BITCH NICARAGUA WANK ROSIE O'DONNELL TIT DIRT FUCK MARGARET THATCHER BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE BULLSHIT POO POO BLOWJOB DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSHOLE FUCKWIT POWERSHIT DAMN KIKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-HEAD BITCH MACACA JOHN SMILEY FACE CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD PISS OFF BALL SACK DEVELOPERS! DAMN CRAPMUNCHER WANK BUKKAKE DICK BOOBIES VAGINA COCKGOBLIN SPANK THE MONKEY DICKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK FIRECROTCH FUCKER BUTTFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FIST FUCK MOCCASINS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PORCH MONKEY LAKE TITICACA JOHNNY MONKEY'S UNCLE DONKEY DICK SHITHEAD NIGNOG ASSHAT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CARPET MUNCHER SHITE FUCKER CLEMEN FUCKHEAD ANUSCAKE JACKASS SHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCKBAG RUSKIE FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER FLUFFY CLOUD SHITBALLS WEHATEMARIO CUNT QUEEF HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN DAMN TRANNY CLEVELAND STEAMER GOBSHITE HORSE PENIS GOBSHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGFUCK DAMMIT FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITHEAD BASTARD DICK IN A BOX JACKASS SHIT SHITE SHITCUNTING TITS & DICKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BAT FUCK INSANE SUCK MY COCK INJUN CUNT BASTARD SHIT DOT HEAD JERRY PISS ARTIST OSTRICH MY ASS JACKASS FUCKTARD KIKE FUCKING suck my mothers BIGNOSE FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK NIGGER ASSHAT SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU DICK CUNT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! BALLS DICKHEAD SHITE DICKLICK PIG HO URINE-GARGLING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BUGGER FUCK YOU SHITFACE BANGKOK PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SOD ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HORSE SHIT WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS PUSSY SEX TITS & DICKS 666 SHITTY NEGRO DAMN IT CLEMEN NIPPLES BOB SAGET HELL ASSWIPE BELGIUM RICK MORANIS SMEG PISSHOLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BRITNEY INCEST DARTH VADER BULLSHIT DAMN IT FUCKHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BASTARD BRITNEY JACKASS WANK WIENER ART METAL PRODUCTS SPICY CUNT FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE DOUCHETITS CLUSTERFUCK TAMPONS PIG SHITFUCKER NIPPLES MOLDY TITS FUCKTARD RICK MORANIS TITS DONKEY PUNCHER [EXPLETIVE] SHITPISSER CUNT GOD DAMN HYPERINFLATION BOB SAGET BASTARD FUCKWIT BALL SACK NECROPHILIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BRUSH MA TEETH WETBACK DYKE I'LL RAPE YOU WOP FAG CRACKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 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JACK OFF SOD OFF GOD DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKTARD SHIT SUITCASE PENIS ASSRAMMER BASTARD SHIT FUCKSTAIN DAMN FROG FUCKTARD FUCK MOTHERFUCKER KIKE ASSRAPING CUNT BALLS WHORE SLOPE DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD ANAL BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCROTUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WIGGER SHITHEAD ASS FUCKING BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG BUTTFUCKER REDSKIN ASSFACE MICK BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NAZI TWAT DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS SAGGY TITS JACK ABRAMOFF PUNANI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BULLCRAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT FLYING FUCK NAZI BULLSHIT BOOBS COCKSTUFFER HITLER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PEARL NECKLACE COCKSHITTER WIGGER ASS SHITFACE SOD OFF YOU WANKER CROTCH JAP FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED PISS POOPOO FUCKING A CHIGGER FUCKTARD suck my mothers NINTENDOGS FUCKSTAIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHAT SHITTY SUCK MY COCK PISS OFF SHITHEAD POOPOO ORGASM PISS OFF TITS FUCKING A SHITE ASS YID NAZI PISSHOLE BOB SAGET TOTAL FLYING FUCK MOLDY TITS WHORE WANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT BONG CHINK ASS ASSWIPE SHITFACE WIENER FUCKWIT CHIGGER [EXPLETIVE] CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ART METAL PRODUCTS DIPSHIT WHORE CUNT FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH JACKASS BASTARD PUSSY JOHNNY YID HEIL HITLER! WIGGER FUCKING A EPIDIDYMIS CHOAD BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHAT DIPSHIT WANKSPLAT PUSSYLICKER BIRD SHIT BLUE PENIS! PISS SAND NIGGER GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH DONKEY DICK JIZZ NAZI STEVE BALLMER FUCKING A VAGINA FRITZ COMMUNIST DILDO JAP SHIT DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DIPSHIT SHITHEAD POOPY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH RAT'S COCK WANKSPLAT CUM PIXIES ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT PISS OFF ASSWIPE TWO-INCH PENIS NIGGER VAGINA VAGINA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BASTARD WANK CHAV COCK GOD DAMMIT INBRED CUNT DAMN REDNECK CONDOMS ORGASM ASS CLIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BALL SACK DICKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN GOOK SUITCASE PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS SOD ARSE TOWELHEAD DOUCHING JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHEBAG FROG'S FAT ASS EMO WILLY WONKA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FENCE JUMPER TOSSER DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO ASSWIPE CONDOMS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PEEPEE AY-AY-AY HOSER CUNT DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE SHITE POOPY SHITHEAD CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HADJI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MILF PISS SHITHEAD WOP SHITFACE SUCK MY COCK FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK SIGMUND FREUD SHITTY BULLSHIT CRAPPY SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT TITS EMO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF OH SHI– TAMPONS PENISPENISPENIS!!! PORCUPINE'S BALLS CRAPMUNCHER YOUR MOM HOSER DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK MY COCK SEX BLUMPKIN ABO FELCHING DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE TRANNY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SALISBURY FUCK NUGGET ASS FASCIST DILDO CRAPPY DIPSHIT WHITE RIGHTS ASSFACE URINE-GARGLING CRAP HELL FEATURED COLGATE SNUFF PORN VAGINA MONKEY'S UNCLE WIKIPEDIA FUCKFACE HADJI DOG SHIT COLGATE BOYCOTT VIACOM! ANUSCAKE PUNANI DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT INBRED FIRECROTCH [expletive deleted] COON MILF SHITSLINGING MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT ORGASM DILDO SHITFUCKER KAFFIR BASTARD ASSFACE TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN ASS TUBA PORCH MONKEY AY-AY-AY ALEX TREBEK SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN IT JOHN ELWAY DAMN FAGGOT WIENER SOD OFF NECROPHILIA I WILL END YOU! PRICK MACACA NEGRO PUSSY FUCK ANAL SEX GOD DAMN REDSKIN ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TAMPONS ASSHOLE HAIL SATAN! SHITCOCK GOAT DICK WANKSPLAT FUCKING BASEBALL COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DUMBASS PUSSY BONER SHITE BONER JIGGABOO FUCK YOU BASTARD TURD SHITTY ORGASM BIGNOSE CUNT CUNTBUCKET CHOAD KISSER SUCK A BIG DICK MOSES VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER ASSCRACK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MILF JAP LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ANAL CLEMEN SHITBALLS CUNT YOU WANKER POWERSHIT BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS DESU PRICK JACK OFF ASSWIPE DICKHEAD MACACA CHAV SHITBALLS NAZI I AM CORNHOLIO! BOB SAGET SHIT ASSCRACK TITS JIGGABOO I AM CORNHOLIO! WIGGER CLIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CLUSTERFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH JACKASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAT'S COCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PUNANI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHOAD HOLY DUMB FUCK CANNED QUOTE FUCKSTAIN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOD DAMMIT CHOLERA IS FUN! FUCKING FAGGOT GOBSHITE HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S ASS TAMPONS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU TWO-INCH PENIS WIENER DICK CHICKEN WIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY BULLSHIT GREASER YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS PIECE OF SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the BOOBS and his BULLCRAP of girraffes in which CRAP ON A STICK while reading about CAMEL FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOATSE