Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSHOLE'NIPPLES'ASS'DOUCHE NAZI'WIKIPEDIA'MARGARET THATCHER'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder HELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMMIT, sudden FUCKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or DONKEY PUNCHER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WIENER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BAT FUCK INSANE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JIGGABOO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK YOU BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially SOD OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address DOUCHE Tourette's syndrome.

PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's is JIZZ not to be SHITSLIDE confused with SHITTY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SUCK MY DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HO random TWISTY VAGINA disorientation, culturally-BEANER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELLFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFACE language, CAMEL JOCKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAGHEAD FROG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD BLESS AMERICA souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMMIT quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES SEMPRINI garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNTING ASSCRACK Polite Note to the OSTRICH MY ASS Author:

The CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's TEDDY BEARS Research Institute was FAG founded to NIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BATHING SUIT AREA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FELLATIO article JOHNNY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMMIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING A Tourrette's sufferers CONDOMS swear. You can O CANADA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NEGRO TV, for always focusing on the POOPY bad side of a terrible MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! thing.
• The main ASSHAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOCCASINS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PENIS ON A STICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIKIPEDIA knee SHITTY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is POWERSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MILF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BAT FUCK INSANE school for FUCK NUGGET something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MICK sufferers to become PISSHOLE manically depressed and CRAP commit BASTARD suicide.
• There is no FUDGEPACKER cure, and the HORSE SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! tics often have adverse JESSE McCARTNEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRENCH TICKLER perodol" which caused my entire WEHATEMARIO body to go O KURWA! numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than BITCH it is without the SHITFACE drug.

I am an active member of a FAG tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I'LL RAPE YOU the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT public view of Tourettes as a "COCKSMOKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JOHN ELWAY sorry for WHORE "hi-jacking" your FREE ELECTIONS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TWAT this that really JACKASS SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a KRAUT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GREASER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICK TITS, and making fun of a ASSFACE horrible disorder is (not) PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITSLINGING time.

Best CRAPFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING BASEBALL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. VAGINA Regards to Andrew FUDGEPACKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The 4CHAN bastard who wrote this article. You can NECROPHILIA punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNTING ASSCRACK saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my P'KANG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMMIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNT and WANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WIENER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) YID BAND WITH 4 PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BONG HORSE! GOD DAMMIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMMIT'S HOUSE

How FUCK YOU to HELL cure WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! the CLEMEN Tourette's PRICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SLOPE for PUSSYLICKER Tourette's ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Syndrome FROG'S FAT ASS is DUMBASS following VENEREAL DISEASE these MALL SANTA rules SHITHEAD in STEVE BALLMER order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK immature DILDO little PEEPEE kids,
• 2: Count to TACO within ASSHAT 10 FUCKBAGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WILLY WONKA CRAPMUNCHER PISS ARTIST nor BELGIUM talk,
• 4: Tell INBRED yourself you PENISBIRD don't FLYING FUCK have TITS & DICKS this JAP disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY WHORE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITMOUSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMMIT last straw CUNT!

I fucking put GOD DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSCRACK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITE the TOP OF [EXPLETIVE] THIS RUSTY TROMBONE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. GIVING HEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CAMEL JOCKEY people who try SHIT to battle SUGARTITS'CLIT that tight-ass JACKASS 17-year-BLISTERING BARNACLES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKHEAD it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' PEARL NECKLACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD'CHIGGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TIT SPRINKLES is a laughing PISS matter. Plus there TOSSER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NIPPLES Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles SPUNK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFACE stuff. So INBRED that means PISS stop getting mad at the I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY first part too and TITWANK talking about the GOD DAMN letter that it's WOODPECKERSHIT mocking (what CLEMEN letter? I don't even know what SHITSLINGING the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUKKAKE hi self BOLLOCKS even made a really PENIS good point. "It's BUGGER OFF nothing more FLYING FUCK from a head nod to a SHITE knee tick". SCRATCH! GROUNDER!. Which I'll add MICK onto SHITTY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FENCE JUMPER suffer that DICKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GO HOME AND DIE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a GANGBANG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article REDNECK hilarious. If you WIENER Want facts, go on DUMBASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN be offended, don't read HORSE SHIT the freaking SHOOP DA WHOOP article anyway.

FUCK YOU SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WHORE ASSCRACK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKING POLESMOKER DOG SHIT PISS ARTIST

ASSCRACK SHITPISSER BORDER HOPPER NIGGER ASSHAT REBECCA BLACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER REDSKIN RAPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITSKIN MALL SANTA ASSHAT HELL LENS CRAFTERS NAZI PEEPEE ASSCRACK 666 COCK PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE FUCKER SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS MOLDY TITS BITCH MOCCASINS GOBSHITE HELL FUCK ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHAV BUTTFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FEWMETS ASS NI CHINK ASSHOLE ASS LET'S SHIT SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG SAGGY TITS BUNG-HOLE HELLFUCKER SHIT DUMBASS CANNED QUOTE SHITE FUCK PUSSY SMEG ANUSCAKE WOODPECKERSHIT DAMMIT INBRED DONGSHOVER SHITFACE CHOAD KISSER ASS PEARL NECKLACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JUNGLE BUNNY COCK SHITHEAD JAP NIPPLES DOUCHEBAG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BEAVER GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD SHIT AY-AY-AY HELL ORGASM MICK MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK CHAV FUCK DONKEY DICK PENIS SEX TOTAL SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD CROTCH MOCCASINS BASTARD NECROPHILIA SHITCUNTING CLEVELAND STEAMER GOOK DICKHEAD POTTYMOUTH CLUSTERFUCK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BORDER HOPPER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SEMEN HELL LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! CLUSTERFUCK ASS SOD BLUMPKIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AY-AY-AY CRAPFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SAGGY TITS PRICK DAMN IT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY PISS ARTIST CUNT COCK PISS CLIT DICKWAD DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKING BASEBALL SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMMIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAPE SLOPE DICKWAD DOT HEAD DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS INJUN FUCKING HELL FUCKWIT SCUMBUCKET PENIS ON A BUN DIPSHIT DOODIE HEAD SHITTY DOG FUCKER 666 BATMAN & ROBIN ASSCRACK PISS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT SHITE BEANER FENCE JUMPER FUCK OFF pen0r ARSE SEX SHITHEAD BALLS GIVING HEAD BALL SACK RUSTY TROMBONE POLAK GOD DAMN CLEMEN POOPY WIENER SHIT MICK BOOBS FUCKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTRAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI KRAUT COMMUNIST DILDO HORSE PENIS MASTURBATION TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITMOUSE DOUCHEBAG JOHN ELWAY WALRUS SHIT BUKKAKE I WILL END YOU! BASTARD HORSE SHIT CHIGGER PIGFUCKER TITWANK SHITTY FRIG MALL SANTA FRIG JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT NECROPHILIA TOSSER SAGGY TITS BOOBS I CAN AFFORD FOOD INBRED FELLATIO ANUSCAKE PISS OFF MY ASS MAMA MIA BUGGER SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU PUSSY ALEX TREBEK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT COCKSUCKER CRAPFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITE TOWELHEAD BITCH CHINA SUCKS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BLUMPKIN DUMBASS ALF TAFFY ASSCRACK CHUFF CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT CHIGGER DUMBASS NIGGER AMERICA ONLINE ASSHAT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MONKEY SHIT DICK TITS PISS ARTIST MOCKIE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WOODPECKERSHIT EMO BITCH JACKASS SHITE BULLSHIT JERK OFF JIZZ CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS GYPSY WANKER DAMN TUBA FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER DUMBASS BENCH PRESS PEDOPHILIA [EXPLETIVE] SCUMBUCKET JESSE McCARTNEY ASSCRACK DARTH VADER FROG FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GREASER TAMPONS SHITCUNTING POLESMOKER DUMBASS GOOK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT FENCE JUMPER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKSTAIN BUKKAKE WALRUS SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSWIPE DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN THONG TASTER ASS FUCKER FELLATIO DOG SHIT FUCKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE DIPSHIT NIGGER DOUCHING FIRECROTCH ARSE BUTT PIRATE SHITE CUNT ASSWIPE HENTAI NIGGER DAGO PECKERHEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER ASSHOLE CLEMEN NORTH KOREA BELLEND HAIL SATAN! SHAKOPEE FUCKER CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER CLIT ASS BITCH FLYING FUCK DICKLICK PISS EMO FLYING FUCK BALLS BASTARD MALARKY TWAT SOD OFF SHUT UP, MEG! RUSTY TROMBONE TWAT CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER FIRECROTCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUDGEPACKER WANK DUNE COON DICK IN A BOX ARSE DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHING SEX TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNNILINGUS GYPSY SHITBALLS GIVING HEAD DAMN FUCKTARD BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKER DILDO HEIL HITLER! TITTIES FRIG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAPE POLACK WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITFACE CUNTSWILLING BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE TRANNY CUNNILINGUS PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY ARSE BALL SACK JACKASS JUNGLE BUNNY DIPSHIT MAMA MIA NIGGER DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BUGGER OFF GO HOME AND DIE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PUSSY TITTIES BUGGER PISS FUCKTARD COCK COCKSTUFFER WANK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] RAGHEAD DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER JIGGABOO DAMN REDNECK PIG SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS FASCIST PIG FUCKTARD SHITTY DICKFACE HORSE SHIT BEANER FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT BUKKAKE KAFFIR FALSE BENSON PISS FROG CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DICK CHICKEN WANK ASSHAT CUNT LAPPER FELLATIO NECROPHILIA DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX TIT DIRT DICKFACE DOUCHING CUNT SHIT DAMN TWAT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TWAT CAMEL FUCKER CROTCH WANK CHRISTHUMPER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMN JERRY BEAVER FUCK YOU BITCH FROG SEMEN SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GARBAGE DAY! PUNANI DILDO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GRIS O CANADA BALL SACK BALLS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PICKANINNY DONKEY DICK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT CUNTBUCKET BOOBS SHITE ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHOAD POLACK FUCK YOU VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE ORGASM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT MOCCASINS WIKIPEDIA GIVING HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD HONKY YOU WANKER GOD DAMN INCEST BITCH DAMMIT SHIT SHITTY GOD DAMMIT PIGFUCKER CHOAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKING A I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POOPY SACRAMENTO WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT HO FUCK FRITZ HELL NIGNOG GYPSY VANDAL ASS GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE FUCKING A CUNTING ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT CUNT CRAPPY DAMN DAMN IT SHITCOCK BLUMPKIN FRITZ FUCK OFF STUDENT MOVEMENT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DICKHEAD NIPPLES CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICK CHICKEN CUNT COCKSMOKER JACK ABRAMOFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BUGGER OFF CHRISTHUMPER DILDO FELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN PISS OFF CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DICKFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITTY NICARAGUA BITCH DICK IN A BOX FUCK NUGGET BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TURD BOOBIES BLISTERING BARNACLES WETBACK BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS MOCCASINS NIGGER IT'S OVER 9000! ASS BITCH TITTIES NECROPHILIA RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS SHITHEAD GOD DAMN CRAPPY TESTICLE CHOKE SEMEN BITCH SHIT HELL CLIT CLEMEN pen0r REDNECK PENISBIRD BIRD SHIT GANGBANG TRANNY DYKE CAMEL FUCKER SUCK MY COCK YOU WANKER PISSHOLE BORDER HOPPER BIRD SHIT FUCKBAG CHIGGER CANNED QUOTE SHIT ASSFACE FEMADOM BITCH NICARAGUA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ANUSCAKE FUCKWIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WOODPECKERSHIT BUTT PIRATE FENCE JUMPER WETBACK CUM EARS OF CHRIST BIGNOSE FUCK BUGGER OFF FUCKING A HOSER DONKEY PUNCHER FELCHMONKEY SHITFUCKER HELL FRED PHELPS BITCH DOUCHEBAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNT ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING A FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FIRECROTCH AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS TWAT MOZILLA FIREFOX SCROTUM HONKY CUNTRAG DUMBASS HELLFUCKER DAMN SHITE DIPSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE GRAPE PENIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD TITS FLAMING ASS BADGER FELLATIO BUGGER OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS HELL BOYCOTT VIACOM! FRITZ ASS BUTT PIRATE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIGGER NIPPLES PISS SHITHEAD BITCH FRAK WANK FEMADOM FELCHING CUM DAMN PENIS BUGFUCK HORSE SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK PUSSYLICKER CROTCH ASSCRACK SCROTUM ASS FASCIST MILF DUMBASS BEAVER KRAUT PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SUGARTITS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY REDSKIN SHITBALLS FELCHING FLYING RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS RECTUM RAIDER FUCK BUGGER TWISTY VAGINA CUM FEMADOM SHIT PISS PORCUPINE'S BALLS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HOSER CUNTRAG DICKFACE BORDER HOPPER PRICK I WILL END YOU! PISS ARTIST DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK ORGASM SHITSLINGING MOCCASINS ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS SHIT DICKFACE SAND NIGGER ASSRAMMER COCKSMOKER WANKSPLAT POWERSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKBAG PIECE OF SHIT SHITE ARSE GUMDROPS SMEG FAGGOT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WETBACK FRIG MALARKY SHITTY TWAT DUNE COON RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO DICK IN A BOX POLESMOKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITTY BELLEND JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE LIMEY EMO HOMO FUCK OFF SAGGY TITS DICKWAD FUCK I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNT SEMEN ARSE DIPSHIT ASSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER MONKEY BALLS SMEG DICKLICK BIRD SHIT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! FUCKING BONER MOTHERFUCKER EMO PIGFUCKER [expletive deleted] LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SAGGY TITS CRAPFUCKER FELCHING CUNTBUCKET ART METAL PRODUCTS GREASER BITCH FUCKBAG FUCKER CHOAD MASTURBATION GOD DAMN INCEST TITS ASSHOLE DOG FUCKER PORCH MONKEY BUTTFUCKER RAPE SHITSKIN FUCK SHITPISSER CLEMEN WHORE FUCK YOU SHITFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JACK OFF I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITSLINGING SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN SHIT DUMBASS RAPE TITWANK RAT'S COCK YUKY DOODY GOBSHITE COON GARBAGE DAY! RAT'S COCK SHITE WANKSPLAT FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN MARY WHITEHOUSE BELGIUM NAZI GRAPE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JOHNNY ANUSCAKE FUCKING BASEBALL CUNT PISS ARTIST HELLFUCKER DOUCHING SEMEN SMEG FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN SHITHEAD POWERSHIT GOD DAMMIT SACRED MICK TOSSER FLYING FUCK RAGHEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ARSE SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER ARSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE ASSCRACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK JACK OFF CUNNILINGUS SHITFUCKER DAMN IT FRENCH TICKLER PISS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKER DICKLICK FUCKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK YOU WANKER FUCK CAMEL FUCKER GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD QUEEF FLYING RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET HOLY DUMB FUCK DUMBASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MOCKIE CLEMEN COON FUCKWIT EARS OF CHRIST FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY ASSWIPE POLAK NAZI DOUCHETITS POLACK DEVELOPERS! HO ASS SHITHEAD CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FEMADOM ASSCRACK I RAPE WALRUSES! HOMO FUCK CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS LICKER FUCKTARD VAGINA ASSCRACK TURD CLIT CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE DICKHEAD GIVING HEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER SEX PIGFUCKER KIKE DICKFACE MICK ANUSCAKE PISS KIDDY FIDDLER SHITHEAD HELL HENTAI HELL MONKEY BALLS WANK RADIO FREE LUNCH ASSCRACK SHITHEAD JAP DICK CHICKEN ASSFACE MILF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISS DICKFACE WANKER CUNTRAG DUNE COON SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY RAPE DOUCHEBAG SHITCUNTING ANUSCAKE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SON OF A BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CARPET MUNCHER RICK MORANIS BUGGER OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUDGEPACKER FUCKER LONGCAT IS LONG ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PIGFUCKER KAFFIR DAMMIT CHAV BASTARD BUGFUCK PIECE OF SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TURD [expletive deleted] PENIS TOSSER FEMADOM GOOK BULLCRAP MALARKY WOMEN'S RIGHTS GYPSY FUCKWIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITTYWANK BASTARD TURD INJUN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JENKEM TAFFY CHOAD MILF CUNT GOBSHITE SPUNK ASSWIPE SLOPE DICKHEAD FUCKTARD NIGGER BUGGER CLIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH SUCK MY COCK TITTIES CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE YOGHURT CANNON FUCKTARD SOD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ANAL BASTARD KIKE TITTIES BALLS FUCKFACE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FEWMETS FUCKBAG SAND NIGGER ASSFACE FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT ASS FUCKING A BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TIT SPRINKLES REDNECK ALF ASSFACE DICK BIRD SHIT COCKSUCKER CC PLZ I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITFACE BALL SACK DAMN SHITE INJUN NI FAG ASS PAKI GOD DAMN BUGGER OFF NI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! THERE IS A CABAL FUDGEPACKER FUCKWIT SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER JAP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TOWELHEAD BITCH DAMN IT DAMN IT SOD OFF COCK FAG ARFENHOUSE JIGGABOO RAT'S COCK JUMPING JESUS!!! PENISBIRD ARSEBADGERS TRANNY ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS HELL FUCKSTAIN FELCHING FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN POTTYMOUTH BANGKOK SON OF A BITCH EAT MY SHIT! WHORE MARGARET THATCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE MOCCASINS VAGINA DAMNATION SUCK MY DICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK BASTARD CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT CUNT BUGGER OFF TIT DIRT I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! WANK BITCH MICK ORGASM FUCKFACE FUCK PASTURE MASTURBATION INJUN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANK and with the ICE CREAM and his FUCK YOU of girraffes in which I'LL RAPE YOU while reading about TOSSER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITTING DICK NIPPLES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• RAGHEAD