Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'BUTT-HOLE'DICK'WOODPECKERSHIT'MICK'PRICK'PENIS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TAMPON IN MY ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid STEVE BALLMER, sudden FUCKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS FASCIST or SHITTY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNTRAG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RICK MORANIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING A words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSCRACK ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially DUNE COON objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address DEMOCRACY Tourette's syndrome.

I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's is COON not to be ASS confused with SCROTUM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNTING ASSCRACK random CUNTBUCKET disorientation, culturally-ASSHAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TESTICLE CHOKE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local INBRED language, NEGRO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGNOG souvenir shoppes and massive RAPE quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES ANAL garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKFACE Polite Note to the FENCE JUMPER Author:

The SHITHEAD Tourette's SHITCUNTING Research Institute was CUNT founded to BAD MOTHERFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMN article DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LONGCAT IS LONG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CRAPMUNCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SCROTUM Tourrette's sufferers FASHION BUG swear. You can NIPPLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TV, for always focusing on the REBECCA BLACK bad side of a terrible GOD DAMN thing.
• The main DOT HEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITTY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JENKEM knee SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is AUTOFELLATIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LET'S SHIT school for BLUMPKIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I'LL RAPE YOU sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit SHITE suicide.
• There is no DAMN cure, and the NICARAGUA drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKBAG tics often have adverse DIPSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire BUTTFUCKER body to go ASSHOLE numb and ASSWIPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNTRAG it is without the FU SPANG drug.

I am an active member of a SPIC tourette syndrome PISS OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PIG the JOHNNY public view of Tourettes as a "GANGBANG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POMMIE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SCUMBUCKET this that really BONER annoys me. I am working towards a SPANK THE MONKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIRTY SANCHEZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a KAFFIR horrible disorder is (not) TAFFY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DILDO time.

Best KAFFIR regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKWIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As PORTUGAL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. FLYING FUCK Regards to Andrew HAIL SATAN! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The FELCHING bastard who wrote this article. You can YOGHURT CANNON punch him if you GREASER want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE HAS AIDS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKER saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my RAT'S ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine STEVE BALLMER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POOPY and PORCUPINE'S BALLS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with KRAUT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 BLOWJOB MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUCHETITS HORSE! STEVE BALLMER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO STEVE BALLMER'S HOUSE

How SHIT to MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! cure JACKASS the FUCK Tourette's MARCH OF FLAMES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITSLINGING for FRAK Tourette's DARTH VADER Syndrome FUCKING is NAZI following PEDOPHILIA these WOMEN'S RIGHTS rules INBRED in YUKY DOODY order:

• 1: Avoid MALARKY immature COCK little TWAT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within I WILL KILL YOU! 10 FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PUSSYLICKER FUCKSTAIN JACKASS nor POLACK talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK YOU yourself you ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT don't SHITE have DOUCHING this MOTHERFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY DICKFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOUCHETITS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the STEVE BALLMER last straw SHITFACE!

I fucking put SONNY BILL WILLIAMS' my comment at the TOP OF THE ANAL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANKER the TOP OF SHITTY THIS TURD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. TITWANK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHETITS people who try SONNY BILL WILLIAMS to battle TWO-INCH PENIS'FUCKSTAIN that tight-ass DAMMIT 17-year-NI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ANUSCAKE it now, but someone said CUNTBUCKET' BUGGER OFF BONG'PENIS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON is a laughing DICKHEAD matter. Plus there [Insert silly non-swear here] was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JOHNNY Uncyclopedia, there are REDNECK articles ASSRAMMER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! stuff. So BEANER that means DICKFACE stop getting mad at the ASSFACE first part too and PISS ARTIST talking about the JACK OFF letter that it's EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA mocking (what SUCK MY COCK letter? I don't even know what NIGGER TITS the heck you're talking about). Adrian ARSE hi self HO even made a really BORDER HOPPER good point. "It's VAGINA nothing more PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT from a head nod to a PISS OFF knee tick". BONER. Which I'll add DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't AUTOFELLATIO suffer that MOCCASINS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SCROTUM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN hilarious. If you JIGGABOO Want facts, go on MALL SANTA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read FUCKING the freaking ASS LICKER article anyway.

DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE COCK WIENER HELL ASSHAT DICKLICK REBECCA BLACK GREASER JIZZ

JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHE SHITE GREASER CONDOMS FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NEGRO NI SAND NIGGER DOT HEAD ASSFACE SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM PORCUPINE'S BALLS KIKE GO COUNT YOUR DICK TRANNY DAMN IT VENEREAL DISEASE BALL SACK SON OF A BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST YID MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FAGGOT CUNT TWAT FUCKING CUNTSWILLING FAGGOT CHIGGER NIGGER TITS PENIS ON A BUN FUCK WIENER FENCE JUMPER QUEEF DYKE BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! WANKSPLAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DARTH VADER HELL CLEMEN BALLS JIZZ ASSRAPING MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WOODPECKERSHIT PORCH MONKEY SOD GOD DAMMIT BUGGER SHITE DOG FUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TITTYWANK VAGINA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FLYING FUCK GREASER INBRED IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHIGGER NECROPHILIA BUKKAKE CUNT KAFFIR BUTT-HEAD ASSRAPING PIG CLUSTERFUCK MICK FUCKING CUNT BITCH DOUCHING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACKASS INBRED PENISBIRD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HOMO ABO SHIT TRANNY WALRUS SHIT [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TOSSER PEDOPHILIA FAGGOT POOPOO PROTESTS DOUCHE DYKE AY-AY-AY INBRED ANAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JIGGABOO RUSKIE ART METAL PRODUCTS FRENCH TICKLER FIST FUCK DAMN PRICK CROTCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSFACE ASSHAT SHITSKIN ARSE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT FLOWERS BASTARD DICKFACE JACKASS QUEEF SHITE BONER GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT I WILL END YOU! POMMIE LAKE TITICACA DICKLICK JACKASS ARSE BASTARD COON PISSHOLE BALL SACK FELCHING BIGNOSE NAZI POLESMOKER WALRUS SHIT DICKHEAD CUNTRAG TITS & DICKS DILDO REDNECK TITTYWANK PISS OFF FUCK NUGGET FUCKWIT HO BULLSHIT PENIS SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE [EXPLETIVE] BITCH AMERICA'S GREAT! GRINGO FUCKING A FLYING FUCK FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK BLUE PENIS! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! REDSKIN BELLEND JAP SACRAMENTO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JERK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TRANNY ASSCRACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JENKEM ABO SCROTUM BITCH HORSE PENIS DAMN IT JAP FUCK OFF TITTIES COON ASSCRACK FUCKTARD DOUCHING FRIG DONGSHOVER MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS SHIT TOWELHEAD FROG MOTHERFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSBANDIT BASTARD RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD DAMN JACKASS SHIT BITCH PENIS ARSE I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BLISTERING BARNACLES RAGHEAD PEEPEE FUCKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS AY-AY-AY WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT ASS COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL THONG TASTER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER BELLEND CUNT FUCKING A TIT DIRT JERRY ASSWIPE WOP PRICK PUNANI JIGGABOO OSTRICH MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE BLISTERING BARNACLES NEGRO FRITZ SHITCOCK DICK IN A BOX SOD HONKY FUCKFACE SCUMBAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON JACK OFF I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKWIT WIENER CLUSTERFUCK DOG FUCKER FUCKWIT WANKER CUNT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUM DICKHEAD JELLY BEANS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COCK ASSWIPE ASSHOLE TITTIES MOCCASINS ASSWIPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL REDSKIN RAT'S ASS SUCK MY DICK SCUMBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE BIG FOOT ASS JACKASS PEEPEE TRANNY IN SACREMENT COMMUNIST DILDO COCK HORSE SHIT DICK ASSWIPE CHAV HELL NIGGER BUKKAKE COCK DIPSHIT CUM SHITCUNTING CUM YUKY DOODY RAPE SHITFACE FUCKING YOU WANKER BULLSHIT FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST BONER SHAKOPEE CUNT GYPSY BULLSHIT JAP SHITSLINGING TITS YUKY DOODY PISS OFF MY ASS POOPY CLIT PECKERHEAD SHITTY STRAWBERRY ASS PISS OFF MY ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DUMBASS DAMN PISS ARTIST WOP FLYING FUCK INCEST MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CAPTAIN CRUNCH PENISBIRD YOU WANKER FUCKING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE COCKSUCKER JAP BUTTFUCKER [expletive deleted] FUCKER QUEEF BITCH CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DICKHEAD DICKHEAD GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT O CANADA BITCH GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS SPANK THE MONKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSRAMMER GOAT DICK FOUR-EYES SCUMBAG BUTT PIRATE SOD POMMIE POLAK BUTTFUCKER FAG GANGBANG DAMN GENITALIA FUCK YOU FELLATIO TWISTY VAGINA BUGFUCK HELL ASS BUKKAKE ASSFACE FOUR-EYES TWAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHIT SHITE CRACKER PISS BRITNEY I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT CRAPPER CUNT AUTOFELLATIO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH BOLLOCKS FRIG CUNT KAFFIR MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHALICE FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING ASS WANK JACKASS RAPE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES YID PUNANI CLIT AY-AY-AY DONKEY PUNCHER TUBA CUNT MALARKY BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO SHAKOPEE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SCROTUM RAPE ASS [expletive deleted] ART METAL PRODUCTS POTTYMOUTH SNUFF PORN BIGNOSE SLOPE DICK GANGBANG FUCKING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DONKEY PUNCHER BOLLOCKS CLIT PENIS MALARKY BUTT-HOLE GARBAGE DAY! BIGNOSE TITS BASTARD FELLATIO SEX WILLY WONKA PISS PRICK JENKEM CUNT SHITSKIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JERK OFF WALRUS SHIT BALLS MOCKIE FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON FUCKBAG BONER ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN FUCK A DUCK DAMN SHITCOCK INCEST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WIENER CUNTRAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER FASHION BUG BONER HELLFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKFACE DAMNATION VAGINA PRICK CHING CHONG CHINK PORCH MONKEY TWAT JIZZ CLEMEN NIGGER CUNTRAG FUCK YOU YOGHURT CANNON JERRY BIG FOOT DONKEY DICK PISS ARTIST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PUSSY CUNT SHITFACE DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD DICKHEAD DAMMIT ASSFACE DICKHEAD ASSCRACK FIRECROTCH CUNT CRAPPER PISS VENEREAL DISEASE CECIL JOHN RHODES SAMUEL L. JACKSON TIMBER NIGGER ASS CARPET MUNCHER TWAT DUMBASS TACO VAGINA COCK CONDOMS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ TACO FUCKING SHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] TOWELHEAD WANKSPLAT HELL PECKERHEAD BLUMPKIN NAZI FLYING FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT CHENEY BLOWJOB CHING CHONG CHINK BITCH TITS & DICKS REDSKIN I WILL KILL YOU! SHITE FUCKTARD ASS FASCIST DAMN COON JACKASS DONKEY DICK FUCK REDNECK PRICK BASTARD NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SOD OFF DICK RAPE BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT ASS FASCIST WANK RUSKIE ASS SHIT CUNNILINGUS DIRTY SANCHEZ TUBA GOD DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE BONER WANK RECTUM RAIDER YOU WANKER DOG SHIT ASSCRACK BRITNEY SHITE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BEAVER SHITTY ASSHAT WANKER ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA DICKFACE DOUCHETITS JOHN ELWAY WANK TOWELHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES BAT FUCK INSANE GOATSE POOPY INCEST CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS SHITE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GENITALIA FUCK OFF ORGASM TAFFY FASHION BUG CROTCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS DAMN CHINK FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NAZI BUTT-HEAD ASSFACE SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD SAND NIGGER BASTARD PENIS RAT'S COCK BASTARD FUCK YOU PISS DAMN IT WHITE RIGHTS SAGGY TITS SACRAMENTO CARPET MUNCHER GOATSE CLIT GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING FENCE JUMPER WINDOWS VISTA GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE VAGINA CRAPFUCKER MONKEY SHIT CARPET MUNCHER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNT CHOAD PISS OFF MY ASS COON BUGGER MALL SANTA PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER DAMNATION [Insert swear here] TITTIES BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT DOUCHEBAG WANK ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT SACRAMENTO MAMA MIA COCKSUCKER NIPPLES NIPPLES ABO DAMN IT DIPSHIT BOOBS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TWISTY VAGINA GIVING HEAD DALAI LAMA CRAPFUCKER NAZI SCUMBAG CUNTYMINTS TWAT FUCK YOU FUCKER BOOBIES ASSHAT SHITTY GOD DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY VAGINA ARSE RAPE DUMBASS BIRD SHIT PISS JIZZ JACKASS CHOAD BITCH FRITZ FUCKSTAIN SMEG FUCKER SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST POLESMOKER EPIDIDYMIS FUCK YOU SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! 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• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YOUTUBE, BITCH

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JACK OFF