Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CAMEL JOCKEY'HELL'CRACKER'MONKEY'S UNCLE'CAMEL JOCKEY'COCKSUCKER'DOUCHEBAG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CLUSTERFUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSEBADGERS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MAMA MIA, sudden BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or FUCKING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POWERSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PORCUPINE'S BALLS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PRICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BULLSHIT ALF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous D'OH utterFUCKance of socially BAD MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FROG television programs to address FELCHING Tourette's syndrome.

NIGGER Tourette's is TURD not to be FEWMETS confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PENIS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKER random PUSSYLICKER disorientation, culturally-FAGGOT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth VAGINA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMMIT language, SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS souvenir shoppes and massive DICKLICK quantities DOUCHETITS of ANAL DIABETES PISS ARTIST garbage.

Darnit.

A VENEREAL DISEASE Polite Note to the FUCK OFF Author:

The GOD DAMMIT Tourette's BLOWJOB Research Institute was SHITTY founded to DICK IN A BOX.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POTTYMOUTH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEDOPHILIA article JACKASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INBRED changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DUNE COON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers SNUFF PORN swear. You can HORSE SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible GANGBANG thing.
• The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HONKY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DUMBASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee CHUFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICKHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ANAL DIABETES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUGFUCK school for QUEEF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACKASS sufferers to become IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! manically depressed and JAP commit RAT'S COCK suicide.
• There is no FIST FUCK cure, and the FLYING FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the ARSE tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKER perodol" which caused my entire FLYING FUCK body to go INCEST numb and GOBSHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than I LIKE SCHOOL it is without the NIGNOG drug.

I am an active member of a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST tourette syndrome JAP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the MOCKIE public view of Tourettes as a "CONDOMS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is VOTE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM sorry for D'OH "hi-jacking" your FLYING FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK this that really WIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BLOWJOB, and making fun of a ASSFACE horrible disorder is (not) BLUE PENIS! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FLAMEVIPER time.

Best DONKEY PUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FEWMETS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing NORTH KOREA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust EUROIPODS in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. BULLSHIT Regards to Andrew FUCKWIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The PISS ARTIST bastard who wrote this article. You can MONKEY SHIT punch him if you DIPSHIT want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SEMEN saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my NI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MAMA MIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DYKE and GOD DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ABO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NAZI BAND WITH 4 DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DIRTY SANCHEZ HORSE! MAMA MIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MAMA MIA'S HOUSE

How HELLFUCKER to FLAMING ASS BADGER cure CRAPPY the ASS Tourette's CUNT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITTIES for SEX Tourette's ARSE Syndrome HELLFIRE is LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD following PRICK these SHITPISSER rules DOUCHE NAZI in INCEST order:

• 1: Avoid ASS immature AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI little DILDO kids,
• 2: Count to GOATSE within PISS ARTIST 10 COCKSHITTERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS GANGBANG nor BALL SACK talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you I'LL RAPE YOU don't TAMPONS have URINE-GARGLING this LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOM DeLUISE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MAMA MIA last straw WOMEN'S RIGHTS!

I fucking put EMO' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHING CHONG CHINK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUDGEPACKER the TOP OF ASSWIPE THIS FUCKWIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be D'OH offensive. KIKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BULLSHIT people who try FUCK to battle BOOBS'FUCK that tight-ass BANGKOK 17-year-SEMEN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAGHEAD it now, but someone said RUSKIE' SHITTY MAMA MIA'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there WIENER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles CRACKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PEDOPHILIA stuff. So WARNER MUSIC GROUP that means IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! stop getting mad at the HELL first part too and CRAP talking about the YOUR MOM letter that it's ASSFACE mocking (what PISS letter? I don't even know what SHITHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian YOU WANKER hi self RAT'S ASS even made a really ASS good point. "It's WIGGER nothing more ASS LICKER from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". SOD. Which I'll add CHOAD KISSER onto FUCK OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITCUNTING suffer that JERRY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKWIT be, because if I were a EARS OF CHRIST Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT hilarious. If you JACKASS Want facts, go on HUMAN RIGHTS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHOLE be offended, don't read SUCK MY COCK the freaking SHIT article anyway.

HAIL SATAN! SHAKOPEE TURD MICK BULLSHIT HOMO PORCH MONKEY FUCK FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE

COCKSMOKER PISS OFF ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] SPICY CUNT FUCK TOWELHEAD O CANADA MOCCASINS HELL BITCH POMMIE FROG'S FAT ASS CUM DAMN PRICK DOG FUCKER MICK SHITTY O KURWA! SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSBANDIT DOUCHING DICKFACE WANK YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER FENCE JUMPER GENITALIA ASS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PORCUPINE'S BALLS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TIT SPRINKLES ASS HELL DONKEY DICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES I DON'T HAVE AIDS JACKASS DIPSHIT DOUCHEBAG DICK TITS TITTIES GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT DICKLICK MONKEY'S UNCLE NECROPHILIA FELCHMONKEY DICK WIKIPEDIA ANAL INJUN FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT BITCH SCROTUM SPICY CUNT FUCK TWAT CRAP ARSEBADGERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MASTURBATION GRINGO FUCKSTAIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WANKSPLAT HELL PAKI HELL CHIGGER SHITBALLS WOODPECKERSHIT YOU SUCK BALLS WHORE FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNT BASEBALL FLYING FUCK BITCH HADJI TITTIES CUNTBUCKET DICKHEAD REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE HORSE SHIT KIKE KIKE CRAPFUCKER DICKWAD PISS ARTIST VAGINA DICK IN A BOX WANKER FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! CUNTBUCKET FELCHING FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD INBRED NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NEOPETS RAT'S ASS SIGMUND FREUD FUCKFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NIGNOG ASS GOAT DICK PRICK FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER DOUCHETITS RAT'S COCK DONKEY PUNCHER CHINK BOB SAGET TITS FUCKHEAD PISS CUNTRAG CUNTBUCKET CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MILF TWAT PRICK SHIT BITCH CLUSTERFUCK DAMN JERRY JACK OFF COCKSHITTER CUNT FUCK OFF SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCK TWO-INCH PENIS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE CROTCH DOUCHEBAG FELCHING FROG BIRD SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! FAG MASTICATION FOR THE NATION SOD HELL JERRY SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PISS OFF SHUT UP, MEG! KNOBJOCKEY HELL SEX ASS [Insert swear here] WHORE ASSWIPE WIENER DONKEY DICK YOGHURT CANNON WIGGER FUCK OFF CHIGGER FUCKING EPIDIDYMIS BIGNOSE NAZI BUGFUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT YOGHURT CANNON HOT GRITS SHITCOCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH KIKE FUCK DAMN SHITBALLS RAT'S COCK BASTARD FUCKWIT HIGH WAGES ARSE BLUMPKIN TESTICLE CHOKE CHUCK NORRIS FAG DICKWAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COON BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN CRAPMUNCHER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ORGASM JAP BUGGER OFF ELECTION FRIG CUNTRAG CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD ORGASM ASSHAT FUCKER GRINGO I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK DICKFACE SHITTY JACKASS SHITPISSER SON OF A BITCH CRAP FASHION BUG NORTH KOREA CUNT FUCK DICKLICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER pen0r HORSE PENIS CLEMEN GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMMIT CUNTYMINTS TOTAL POO POO BLOWJOB TITS DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SAGGY TITS FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU BOON PUSSY ARSE DUMBASS DONKEY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT DAGO JACKASS BLUMPKIN CUNT ASSHAT BANGKOK BITCH RECTUM RAIDER [Insert yet another person's name here] TITS & DICKS ASS FASCIST COCK POO POO BLOWJOB PISS NORTH KOREA TWAT FUCKSTAIN VAGINA NIGGER HELL GOATSE BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELCHMONKEY DOG SHIT MICK BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOOK GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKFACE ASSHAT JUNGLE BUNNY ASS COCK BASTARD KAFFIR ELECTION SHIT CHOAD PISS FELCHING SUCK MY DICK O CANADA WOP BULLSHIT COMMUNIST DILDO SCUMBAG CLEMEN RAT'S ASS CARPET MUNCHER WIENER BUGFUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS [EXPLETIVE] CHALICE PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER D'OH TOTAL CHINK LENS CRAFTERS SUCK MY COCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMN CUNNILINGUS SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKTARD MALARKY CLEVELAND STEAMER INCEST QUEEF PISS ARTIST DIRTY SANCHEZ RAPE REDNECK VAGINA SHITTY ASS LICKER BUTTFUCKER DAMN PISS OFF ROMANIA DYKE TURD PISSHOLE BIRD SHIT CUNT MOCCASINS BALL SACK CONAN O'BRIAN SPUNK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK PISS OFF YOUR MOM REDNECK DIPSHIT DONALD RUMSFELD [Insert yet another person's name here] AAAAAAAAA! WIENER PISS OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOCKIE DILDO BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT GOD DAMMIT CUM JACK ABRAMOFF SHITFACE TITS SHITHEAD SOD OFF PISS OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIENER DAMN TITMOUSE ASS FUCKHEAD BITCH WETBACK FELCHMONKEY TITS ASS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK GOAT DICK FROG BULLCRAP HELL CRACKER CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE BEANER ASSHAT CHING CHONG CHINK GIVING HEAD RAGHEAD FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU ASSRAPING DAMN [expletive deleted] SHITFACE DICKFACE BOLLOCKS I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK TOSSER DAMN FENCE JUMPER FUCK GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT PENISFUCK MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK LOGJAMMER I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT SHIT SON OF A BITCH BENSON SUCKS CUNTBUCKET FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE SHITTY PIG CLEVELAND STEAMER GENITALIA BEAVER SPANK THE MONKEY GOD DAMN ASSWIPE PUSSY TWISTY VAGINA BUGFUCK DYKE DILDO CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE REBECCA BLACK DAMN ASSFACE SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FELLATIO DAMNATION SHIT POLESMOKER SHITE PRICK CUNT ASSHOLE ABO CUNT ARSE POMMIE FUCKER SMEG FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKTARD D'OH PENISBIRD BASTARD BUTT-HOLE FUCK YOU TWO-INCH PENIS CHOLERA IS FUN! PRICK JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING FUCKER WANK CHOAD KISSER YOU WANKER FUCK NUGGET DEVELOPERS! COON FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH FUCK OFF FRAK FRAK ASSHAT SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA ORGASM DAMN OH SHI– FEWMETS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PUSSY SMEG MASTICATION FOR THE NATION TOSSER FAG BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE RAPE DAMN IT HO TENTACLE RAPE PISS ARTIST TITWANK SEX FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING FUCK TITS CAMEL FUCKER FENCE JUMPER BASTARD DEVELOPERS! COON pen0r FUCKING JUMP! FUCK FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING GENITALIA BONER JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS P'KANG GOATSE I WILL END YOU! PEDOPHILIA RAPE BUKKAKE SEMEN DICKWAD SCUMBAG CROTCH SHITFUCKER CUNT REDNECK RECTUM RAIDER RAT'S COCK PISSHOLE FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE ASS FASCIST COMMUNISM IS STUPID NIGNOG WEHATEMARIO HOMO MOCKIE ORGASM YID DOUCHING FUCKBAG SHIT NIGGER CARPET MUNCHER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JUNGLE BUNNY WOODPECKERSHIT RAGHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE HENTAI I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT SHITE MAMA MIA SOD OFF FROG'S FAT ASS HAIL SATAN! TIT DIRT CUNNILINGUS QUEEF ASSHOLE DIPSHIT SOD OFF FUCKING CUNT CRAPPER CRAPPY DAMN IT SHITSLINGING WANK DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT RUSKIE REDSKIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PENIS ON A STICK MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING A RAT'S COCK RAPE ARSE FLAMING ASS BADGER TITTYWANK BULLSHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHUFF DYKE FRENCH TICKLER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANK CUNT RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKING JACKASS FUCKFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK RAT'S ASS SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT RICK MORANIS RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY COCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT SHIT BENCH PRESS WIKIPEDIA SHAKOPEE ASSHAT FLYING FUCK I WILL END YOU! CAUCASIANS FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS SHIT COCK HELL FELLATIO SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD RAGHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TAFFY TWISTY VAGINA GOD DAMN ASSFACE CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NICARAGUA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SOD OFF SHITCOCK CONDOMS SHIT COCK FUCK YOU SHITBALLS TAMPON IN MY ASS BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKER FUCKFACE DICKWAD HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FROG CUNTING ASSCRACK ROSIE O'DONNELL BULLSHIT GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK BLUMPKIN TAFFY INJUN ASSBANDIT RAPE BIG FOOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITWANK FUCK SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS JACKASS PISS GOOK ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST WIKIPEDIA SCUMBAG HELLFIRE HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITHEAD DIPSHIT GOOK FUCK OFF POLESMOKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOOK DAMN FLYING FUCK BASTARD COMMUNION WAFER ASS FASCIST YOU WANKER SPICY CUNT FUCK ANAL DIABETES BALL SACK FUCKWIT AMERICA ONLINE CUNNILINGUS NIGGER SHIT WANKSPLAT STRAWBERRY ASS DICKHEAD POMMIE BOOBIES RUSKIE RAPE TARTAR SAUCE PECKERHEAD ASSHAT EMO MOTHERFUCKER CUNT DARTH VADER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JERRY FUCKING A JACK ABRAMOFF [expletive deleted] PUSSY NIGGER RAGHEAD DUNE COON NIGGER RUSKIE DUMBASS BITCH ASSWIPE MOCCASINS GANGBANG FUCK OFF DICK IN A BOX GOATSE ASSCRACK PIECE OF SHIT POMMIE COCK MOCCASINS suck my mothers NIPPLES COCKSTUFFER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ART METAL PRODUCTS FASHION BUG JIGGABOO FROG'S FAT ASS SEX BIRD SHIT ASSHAT FUCK NUGGET PEARL NECKLACE MOCKIE CHOLERA IS FUN! SOD OFF ASSCRACK RANDY TRAVIS COON SHUT UP, MEG! CLEMEN YOGHURT CANNON JIGGABOO REDNECK SHITSLINGING DUMBASS SHITTY NIGGER TWAT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POOPOO PIXIES GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITTY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS THIS IS SPARTA! BUTT-HEAD WOP BASTARD SHITE PUNANI YOU WANKER SHIT LAKE TITICACA DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS WANK SHITHEAD CHINK DONALD RUMSFELD I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK NIGGER [expletive deleted] SHIT DICK CHICKEN POMMIE BULLSHIT GOD DAMN DICKWAD FUCKWIT DICKHEAD MOCCASINS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLSHIT DAMN SHITSLINGING BASTARD SEMEN PIG RAGHEAD SHITFUCKER BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES GOD DAMN TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE MOLDY TITS NEGRO DAMN SHITSLIDE PUSSY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA [EXPLETIVE] BEAVER REBECCA BLACK WIENER I WILL END YOU! SUITCASE PENIS DICKHEAD FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN INBRED BIBLE BASHER PISS OFF MY ASS JUSTIN BIEBER HONKY GRAPE PENIS TITTYWANK NI FUCKING ANAL KIKE ASS TITWANK ASSCRACK CHAV CRAPMUNCHER CUNTING ASSCRACK ANAL CUNT CRAPPER CHINK BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER JACKASS CHUFF GRINGO BASTARD FUCK GENITALIA ASSHOLE FELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE PISS CROTCH TIMBER NIGGER FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK BORDER HOPPER CHOAD MONKEY SHIT RICK MORANIS FUCK YOU BULLCRAP SOD DIPSHIT SHIT TOTAL BUKKAKE FELCHING PEARL NECKLACE TAFFY GOOK CUNT COON HENTAI TAMPONS JOHNNY BELLEND BIG FOOT BIRD IN THE HOUSE TITTIES BUGGER OFF JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT SHITBALLS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUM CUNT KIKE KRAUT QUEEF DAMN BEAVER FIRECROTCH NAZI SHIT DILDO FUCKWIT HONKY FAG FUCKWIT FUCK MOCCASINS PISS OFF SEX DOM DeLUISE JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER FUCKWIT JACK OFF RAT'S COCK FRIG SHITHEAD JACKASS FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD CUM HELLFIRE SHIT COCK COCK GOD DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CRAP CLEVELAND STEAMER ANAL SHAKOPEE YOU WANKER BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DIPSHIT SHIT PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT SHITTY SAGGY TITS DAMN CUM FUCK OFF BITCH TWISTY VAGINA SHIT JACKASS SEMEN ASSWIPE DAMNATION PISS OFF RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SAGGY TITS DOUCHE YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT POMMIE GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS INBRED WALRUS SHIT PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FEWMETS RICK MORANIS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT CHRISTHUMPER BASTARD FRITZ SHITCOCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKTARD ANAL KAFFIR DICKHEAD [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN HO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD CHOAD CLIT SLOPE BORDER HOPPER ARSEBADGERS FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK HELL POMMIE BITCH FAG POOPY ARSE CUNT ANUSCAKE NIPPLES BASTARD SHITTY I WILL END YOU! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK DICK IN A BOX ORGASM GENITALIA WANK BASTARD BASTARD JACK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE ROSIE O'DONNELL [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK YOU FAGGOT COCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD SHITTY WINDOWS VISTA DONKEY PUNCHER WANK TWAT BELLEND WANK CLUSTERFUCK SHIT FUCKWIT FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH YOU WANKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SLOPE HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS VANITY PAGES ROCK PRICK FUCK KAFFIR FELLATIO CRAP ON A STICK DUMBASS ASSCRACK ASSHAT MILF CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY ASS AUTOFELLATIO COCKGOBLIN FUCKSTAIN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JOHN SMILEY FACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SEX TWAT AMERICA ONLINE YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK CLIT KU KLUX KLAN SEX WANK COCK NEGRO SHITFACE DUMBASS PISS OFF MY ASS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING JUMP! WHORE BLOWJOB SHIT SCUMBAG FEMADOM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD SHITCUNTING PISS FROG'S FAT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! COCKSUCKER GANGBANG NORTH KOREA CHICKEN SHIT COON SHITCOCK FUCK YOU WANK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT [expletive deleted] DAMN SAGGY TITS CHING CHONG CHINK TUBA CLEMEN DILDO WHORE DIPSHIT CROTCH COCK ASSHOLE FUCKING SHITHEAD SACRED ASSHAT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT POTTYMOUTH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WARNER MUSIC GROUP and with the FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK and his BASTARD of girraffes in which SHITTY while reading about DILDO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BATHING SUIT AREA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• REDNECK