Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WIKIPEDIA'BALL SACK'GOD DAMMIT'FUCK'MARCH OF FLAMES'GOD DAMN'KIDDY FIDDLER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE look at the INBRED talk page of this ORGASM article for notes or discussion before DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BELLEND neurochemical FUCK disorder I AM CORNHOLIO! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOG SHIT, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOON or COCKSTUFFER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GRIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BEAVER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ART METAL PRODUCTS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA INBRED words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VAGINA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially YOU WANKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TAMPONS television programs to address TIT SPRINKLES Tourette's syndrome.

ORGASM Tourette's is [expletive deleted] not to be SHITHEAD confused with MOTHERFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying STEVE BALLMER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NICARAGUA random LIMEY disorientation, culturally-ASSHAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITBALLS language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER FLYING FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive FIST FUCK quantities SHITE of ANAL DIABETES DAMMIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Polite Note to the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Author:

The PUSSY Tourette's HELL Research Institute was BALL SACK founded to [EXPLETIVE].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DYKE article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DUMBASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIRD IN THE HOUSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DUMBASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about EPIDIDYMIS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of INCEST Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can WILLY WONKA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DARTH VADER TV, for always focusing on the SCUMBUCKET bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main MICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POTTYMOUTH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKHEAD knee JIZZ NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRIG school for DUMBASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BRITNEY sufferers to become SMEG manically depressed and SHITBALLS commit FUCK NUGGET suicide.
• There is no SAGGY TITS cure, and the SOD drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK YOU tics often have adverse PISS OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna REDSKIN perodol" which caused my entire DARTH VADER body to go YOU WANKER numb and TWAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than YID it is without the BRUSH MA TEETH drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUTTFUCKER the SHITHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "MOCKIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ARSEBADGERS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE sorry for KRAUT "hi-jacking" your FUCK A DUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POO POO BLOWJOB this that really YOU WANKER annoys me. I am working towards a SAMUEL L. JACKSON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DIPSHIT, and making fun of a HAIL SATAN! horrible disorder is (not) AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POTTYMOUTH time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOCKIE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. NI Regards to Andrew SCROTUM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The MONKEY BALLS bastard who wrote this article. You can HORSE SHIT punch him if you PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE HAS AIDS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLUSTERFUCK saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOG SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are YID and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BEAVER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HUMAN RIGHTS BAND WITH 4 BUGFUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DONKEY PUNCHER HORSE! DOG SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOG SHIT'S HOUSE

How MONKEY SHIT to FAGGOT cure MAMA MIA the WIGGER Tourette's WIENER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITSLINGING for SPIC Tourette's TITS & DICKS Syndrome MARGARET THATCHER is FUCKING A following GOD DAMN these INBRED rules DOUCHE NAZI in JACKASS order:

• 1: Avoid HELL immature I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! little WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within NAZI 10 BORDER HOPPERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WIKIPEDIA CHOAD SAND NIGGER nor GOD BLESS AMERICA talk,
• 4: Tell PISS OFF yourself you SHIT don't BRITNEY have BOB SAGET this ARSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BONER WITH NASTY CLUSTERFUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ABO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOG SHIT last straw BALLS!

I fucking put ARSE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BONG the TOP OF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FENCE JUMPER offensive. MOTHERFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POMMIE people who try FUCK to battle BONER'FUCKING that tight-ass PAKI 17-year-RUSKIE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find THONG TASTER it now, but someone said BITCH' FUCK ASSHAT'MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DIPSHIT is a laughing DICK IN A BOX matter. Plus there I RAPE WALRUSES! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSCRACK Uncyclopedia, there are PISS ARTIST articles HELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HORSE PENIS stuff. So FAGGOT that means PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! stop getting mad at the PIG first part too and FROG'S FAT ASS talking about the [EXPLETIVE] letter that it's TOTAL mocking (what SHITFACE letter? I don't even know what HO the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSWIPE hi self DUMBASS even made a really TITS good point. "It's DIRTY SANCHEZ nothing more NIPPLES from a head nod to a CLUSTERFUCK knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add SHIT onto FUCK NUGGET saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT CRAPPER suffer that BEAVER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SOD OFF be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RECTUM RAIDER hilarious. If you FUCKFUCKFUCK Want facts, go on DOUCHE NAZI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHAT be offended, don't read CUNT the freaking DAMN article anyway.

DOG SHIT TITMOUSE TWAT FAGGOT FIST FUCK QUEEF RAT'S COCK SHITTY JACKASS TACO

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SHITE WANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PEARL NECKLACE ASSBANDIT FELCHMONKEY INBRED ASSHAT [EXPLETIVE] CHIGGER NICARAGUA POLAK FUCKER GOATSE DAMN GOD DAMMIT POKÉMON JACKASS MICK CLUSTERFUCK CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HELLFUCKER DICKFACE BUTT-HOLE RAT'S ASS MOCKIE TWAT SPUNK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MONKEY SHIT MASTURBATION CUNT FUCK GIVING HEAD CUNTRAG SHITCUNTING MONKEY SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WANK BUTTFUCKER TUBA SON OF A BITCH BORDER HOPPER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CHIGGER AY-AY-AY BENCH PRESS SCROTUM SHITE BOB SAGET ASSFACE KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS PUSSY SHITBALLS TENTACLE RAPE RAT'S COCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN SLOPE PEDOPHILIA NI BOB SAGET FUCKWIT HONKY SHITTY STEVE BALLMER BIG FOOT WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUKKAKE NIGGER FIRECROTCH PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SON OF A BITCH WHITE RIGHTS BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER ASSHOLE SEMEN NAZI PIG BOOBIES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JACKASS SHITHEAD TONY LA RUSSA SUCK MY DICK BITCH MILF MASTURBATION CUM ORGASM JACKASS HELL YOU WANKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TITS & DICKS BIRD SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK FENCE JUMPER LENS CRAFTERS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS FUCKING FUCK OFF CUNT ASS ANAL EUROIPODS BUGGER OFF GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO GYPSY SHIT BUTT PIRATE PISS OFF MY ASS HEIL HITLER! MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE SHITE SHITCOCK FUCKING BITCH FUCKSTAIN PORCUPINE'S BALLS BOOBS FUCKING PORCH MONKEY PUNANI CAMEL JOCKEY FAGGOT SHITCOCK TOWELHEAD GENITALIA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the HELL and his BLUMPKIN of girraffes in which BUTTFUCKER while reading about COON!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITSLINGING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CROTCH