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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HORSE SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIGFUCKER, sudden VAGINA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAGO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MASTURBATION way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCKING FUCKBOROUGH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOZILLA FIREFOX by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BITCH FUCK YOU words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKLICK utterFUCKance of socially ASSHAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ICE CREAM television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is BASTARD not to be BUTT PIRATE confused with MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOCKIE random EARS OF CHRIST disorientation, culturally-DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BOB SAGET outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, MARY WHITEHOUSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SUGARTITS JIGGABOO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK souvenir shoppes and massive REDNECK quantities TOTAL of ANAL DIABETES HORSE SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A AUTOFELLATIO Polite Note to the BONER Author:

The WANK Tourette's GOBSHITE Research Institute was SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE founded to TACO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MAMA MIA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOLDY TITS article BUTT PIRATE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PIG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BULLSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourrette's sufferers WANK swear. You can NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLEMEN TV, for always focusing on the FIRECROTCH bad side of a terrible PUSSY thing.
  • The main suck my mothers symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NEGRO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN IT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small pen0r knee HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is AMERICA ONLINE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACKASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHEBAG school for PENIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITTING DICK NIPPLES sufferers to become DAMN IT manically depressed and LENS CRAFTERS commit WOP suicide.
  • There is no FUCKING FUCKFUCKER cure, and the SHITTY drugs that are available to, "calm" the EXTRA LONG PENIS tics often have adverse BRUSH MA TEETH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFACE perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go FENCE JUMPER numb and DUMBASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD it is without the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! drug.

I am an active member of a TITS tourette syndrome GOD DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BRITNEY the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "FIRECROTCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RAT'S ASS sorry for BRITNEY "hi-jacking" your PUSSY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAPE this that really DICKFACE annoys me. I am working towards a CROTCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FROG'S FAT ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BALL SACK, and making fun of a HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS horrible disorder is (not) BUTT-HEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best KRAUT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUGARTITS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT countries. When showing SLITTY EYES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. SHITSLINGING Regards to Andrew FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can TURD punch him if you PISSHOLE want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAGHEAD saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIGFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKING FUCKFUCKER and WANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ALF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) POMMIE BAND WITH 4 PISS OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A LET'S SHIT HORSE! PIGFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIGFUCKER'S HOUSE

How GYPSY to PISS OFF cure FIST FUCK the GOD DAMMIT Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTRAG for NIPPLES Tourette's ANAL DIABETES Syndrome FUCKHEAD is DOT HEAD following PIECE OF SHIT these GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS rules KRAUT in SONNY BILL WILLIAMS order:

  • 1: Avoid DICKHEAD immature HORSE SHIT little BUGGER kids,
  • 2: Count to ARSE within ASSWIPE 10 CHIGGERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BOON CUNTBUCKET nor SHITHEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell YOUR MOM yourself you WOODPECKERSHIT don't SHITFACE have SCROTUM this FAG disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MILF WITH NASTY MOCCASINS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FELCHMONKEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIGFUCKER last straw ASSRAPING!

I fucking put TOSSER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SPIC the TOP OF SUGARTITS THIS PISS ARTIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COON offensive. BOYCOTT VIACOM!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKSTAIN people who try POMMIE to battle ASS'SHITBALLS that tight-ass COCK 17-year-HUMAN RIGHTS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said ASSHOLE' CHAV PEACEFUL'COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BOLLOCKS is a laughing ARSE matter. Plus there MY ANUS IS BLEEDING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITCUNTING Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHING articles DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKHEAD stuff. So SUCK MY COCK that means FUCKHEAD stop getting mad at the FLYING FUCK first part too and TWAT talking about the DIPSHIT letter that it's ASS LICKER mocking (what DICKHEAD letter? I don't even know what WILLY WONKA the heck you're talking about). Adrian PORCH MONKEY hi self PEDOPHILIA even made a really COCK good point. "It's INJUN nothing more FUCKING A from a head nod to a PISS knee tick". [expletive deleted]. Which I'll add CUNT CRAPPER onto FAGGOT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BULLSHIT suffer that EXTRA LONG PENIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAGHEAD be, because if I were a LENS CRAFTERS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSHOLE hilarious. If you LIMEY Want facts, go on TWO-INCH PENIS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SPICY CUNT FUCK be offended, don't read LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD the freaking DOUGHNUT PUNCHER article anyway.

NIGGER SHITCOCK JACKASS FUCKWIT TIT SPRINKLES PISS OFF WANK DICKFACE FUCKTARD GOD DAMN

ASSHAT CUNT CHIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER AY-AY-AY MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKING BUGGER JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS HELL POMMIE FRIG WANK PISS ARTIST SCUMBUCKET CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSFACE CUNTRAG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FAGGOT DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT BOOBS PUSSYLICKER FUCK A DUCK PEARL NECKLACE FOUR-EYES BEAVER PISS ARTIST COCKSUCKER CHINK WIENER DICKWAD POLACK TURD SCROTUM URINE-GARGLING POO POO BLOWJOB WANK SHIT FAGGOT LAKE TITICACA CUNT WIGGER FRED PHELPS INCEST FLYING FUCK BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNTYMINTS CLEMEN COCKSUCKER DAMN IT BITCH SPIC TIT SPRINKLES SHITTY TWAT SHITTY BOOBS HOLY DUMB FUCK DOG FUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JACKASS FUCKHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANK JOHNNY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COON DICK CHICKEN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK DIPSHIT FUCK A DUCK FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CAMEL FUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON POWERSHIT YID CLUSTERFUCK CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER SHIT SHAKOPEE CUNT SON OF A BITCH ANAL RAINBOWS HENTAI INBRED HELL ASS LICKER BOON KRAUT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT VAGINA ARSE CUNT TWAT FUCKWIT TITMOUSE SHITE TITS TITWANK SUGARTITS FLAMING ASS BADGER COON ASSHOLE FELLATIO SHITCOCK CHOLERA IS FUN! CLEVELAND STEAMER FIST FUCK COCK BALL SACK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITHEAD GANGBANG SAMUEL L. JACKSON LIMEY PISS OFF SUCK MY DICK FUCK CHINK BALL SACK BITCH BULLSHIT DYKE CC PLZ DAGO DONGSHOVER WALRUS SHIT TWAT DYKE BELGIUM BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT PORCH MONKEY PUNANI SHITBALLS DOUCHE WANK POLACK DICK TITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WOP CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER FIRECROTCH JENKEM BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA O CANADA DOT HEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BITCH FUCK HELL DICK FUCK BASTARD BIRD SHIT CHIGGER DONKEY DICK FUCKING BELGIUM CUNT CLIT MOTHERFUCKER SHIT CUM BIBLE BASHER ASS GOD DAMN SHUT UP, MEG! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP LOGJAMMER SHIT CUNTBUCKET BOLLOCKS STEVE BALLMER BANGKOK SOD CHAV DICK IN A BOX SHOOP DA WHOOP CROTCH FUCKTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK RUSTY TROMBONE FIRECROTCH D'OH DUMBASS SEX PICKANINNY FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN SHIT BITCH DILDO RAT'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE MAMA MIA FUCKHEAD FEWMETS GREASER QUEEF DAMN IT POMMIE GOD DAMMIT I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY WILLY WONKA TITS & DICKS GO COUNT YOUR DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TAFFY CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITSLINGING QUEEF BITCH DOUCHEBAG NEGRO SAMUEL L. JACKSON HADJI YOGHURT CANNON WANK HELL CUNTRAG SHITSKIN FUCKING A DONKEY DICK [expletive deleted] SIGMUND FREUD FUCKTARD NIGGER PUSSY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PUSSYLICKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKFACE GANGBANG MALARKY BLUE PENIS! FUDGEPACKER TOWELHEAD SHITSLIDE CUNTBUCKET ASSCRACK SHITTY DILDO CRAPPY PISS OFF VAGINA RICK MORANIS SHITE FELCHING BELLEND PIG GOAT DICK CHICKEN SHIT TAFFY EPIDIDYMIS SHITE GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY BASTARD BASTARD GREASER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DUMBASS suck my mothers DICK EPIDIDYMIS FROG'S FAT ASS PIGFUCKER MOCCASINS PISS OFF CLIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHRISTHUMPER BULLCRAP CHRISTHUMPER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITE DICKLICK SAND NIGGER TIT SPRINKLES BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS FUCK BITCH TITTYWANK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITFACE GENITALIA DAMN FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA ASSFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BELLEND FAGGOT POLESMOKER BALLS DYKE TOSSER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHIGGER KRAUT SCROTUM REDNECK SHIT SCROTUM AY-AY-AY POOPOO SHIT CUNT YOU WANKER COON BOOBIES DAMN DICKFACE GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER WIENER SHIT TITS & DICKS FENCE JUMPER GARBAGE DAY! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FRIG CRAPMUNCHER FUCKFACE GOBSHITE MICK HENTAI BIRD SHIT WETBACK SHIT PIGFUCKER SHITTY BELLEND ASSHOLE NAZI DOUCHE FUCKING JUMP! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHIT QUEEF PRICK DUMBASS DAMN IT ASS URINE-GARGLING PRICK RAT'S ASS MONKEY BALLS BENCH PRESS ASSWIPE DOT HEAD RAPE BENSON SUCKS FUCKWIT REBECCA BLACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HELLFIRE RAPE FUCKER DAMN ASS FUCK OFF PISS BONG GOVERNMENT FILTERS FUCK A DUCK SPIC FUCKHEAD WANK DILDO SHITTY JERK OFF DONKEY DICK FIRECROTCH DUMBASS ASSCRACK WANK SHITFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SEMPRINI DYKE ASS LICKER WETBACK FUCKSTAIN DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOOBS NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY BOOBS DICK IN A BOX CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DICK CHICKEN JACK OFF PISS OFF DAMMIT DICKLICK FUCK DIPSHIT RIVER CRABS SUCK PEEPEE FUCK CHOAD ASS WALRUS SHIT DYKE RAT'S COCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SEMEN WANKER FUCKSTAIN JAP BASTARD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FEMADOM RAT'S COCK MOSES RUSTY TROMBONE BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER BITCH DOUCHE NI GOD DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ORGASM POLAK ASS SHITBALLS POLAK O KURWA! SHUT UP, MEG! [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy KIKE CUNTBUCKET MILF JACK ABRAMOFF ASS WALRUS SHIT DICK TITS EPIDIDYMIS NEGRO TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX GENITALIA JACKASS SHIT ANAL DIABETES YOUR MOM WIKIPEDIA COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! DOG SHIT HORSE SHIT GOD DAMMIT ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER PEEPEE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT CLUSTERFUCK BULLCRAP GIVING HEAD BIG FOOT FUCKING CUNT BALLS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY WANK GOD DAMN POTTYMOUTH KIDDY FIDDLER TITTYWANK COCKSMOKER NAZI BENSON SUCKS NIGGER INBRED CUNT RAPE CHOLERA IS FUN! QUEEF MAMA MIA TWO-INCH PENIS POMMIE PIECE OF SHIT BASEBALL ARSEBADGERS DELICIOUS CAKE SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOCKIE O KURWA! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK I'LL RAPE YOU GRINGO FUCK ARSE WANK ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER INBRED CONDOMS JACKASS DAMN GOOK COCKSHITTER POMMIE CUNT PISS ARTIST CLEMEN SPUNK SHITBALLS FUCKBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD TAFFY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS QUEEF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSHOLE FUCK HADJI CUM TAMPON IN MY ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK CHIGGER ABORTIONS FOR ALL WOP GENITALIA RUSKIE PUSSY MARY WHITEHOUSE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GREASER TESTICLE CHOKE SHITTY SHITE PRICK ALEX TREBEK TITS & DICKS SEX DIPSHIT COCK COCK CLIT MOCKIE RAGHEAD CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST SOD OFF ASS LICKER ASSFACE DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS FRAK SLOPE PUSSYLICKER FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT LENS CRAFTERS SHITSLINGING FEATURED DAMN IT HOMO CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMMIT PENISFUCK TONY LA RUSSA SMEG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PENIS ASSHOLE FUCKFACE PORCH MONKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES JACK ABRAMOFF SCUMBUCKET ASS ASSHAT CHAV DAMN NIPPLES ASS LOLCAT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKING A OH SHI– BEANER PUSSYLICKER GOOK BONER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANKSPLAT POMMIE AY-AY-AY FUCK NUGGET DICK IN A BOX CLUSTERFUCK ARFENHOUSE YOU WANKER BRITNEY CUNT DOT HEAD FUCKTARD SHITCOCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S ASS DAMN FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD SHIT KRAUT HELL COCKGOBLIN BALLS CUNTING ASSCRACK CHAV FUCK YOU PISS WOP I WILL END YOU! BOOBS SPUNK CRACKER REDNECK ASS YOU WANKER TITS SHIT STEVE BALLMER ASSHAT FUCKING JUMP! FUCK YOU HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FROG YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT PUPPIES GOATSE DICK DOUCHEBAG BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE WANK SON OF A BITCH TAMPONS DIPSHIT TWISTY VAGINA PENISFUCK ANAL ASSHAT DAMN FUCKTARD FUCK YOU PENISBIRD FUCKFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PIGFUCKER BUTTFUCKER TWAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ANAL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BIGNOSE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKING LET'S SHIT WETBACK O KURWA! FUCK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING HELL CHENEY PUSSY BONER SHITSLINGING SHITE CUM BUTTFUCKER YOUR MOM DICKFACE NIGGER DIPSHIT BORDER HOPPER FUCK A DUCK TWISTY VAGINA PENIS ASSHOLE ANAL BIRD SHIT GENITALIA FUCK YOU GANGBANG POLESMOKER JACK ABRAMOFF NIGGER CLEMEN FUCKING I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT GOD DAMN TITS ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM POMMIE CLUSTERFUCK REDSKIN CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER HELL DOUCHE WIGGER JENKEM TWAT PIECE OF SHIT SEX YOUR MOM NIPPLES BIRD SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK TITMOUSE CUNT TRANNY DICKFACE FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY NAZI BOOBIES SHITSLINGING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TWAT YOU DOODIE HEAD BENSON SUCKS DAMN SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER MALARKY YOU SUCK BALLS DOUCHETITS FUCK A DUCK PISSHOLE BONER CRAPFUCKER ASS ASSHAT ASSHAT FUCKER GANGBANG RAGHEAD SHIT HEIL HITLER! BITCH MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY CUNT NAZI ASS GANGBANG FUCKWIT FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER CLEMEN RAT'S ASS PISS OFF PEDOPHILIA HELL FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME VAGINA BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD PENIS DICKWAD FUCKFUCKFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT I WILL END YOU! PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PRICK BELGIUM DAMN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CUNT CUNTSWILLING BASTARD COCK SHITBALLS ASS PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE ABO PISS OFF DONGSHOVER CLEMEN CHAV RAT'S COCK WIGGER MICK BITCH PIGFUCKER ASSHAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKFACE NECROPHILIA DICKLICK FUCK CRAPMUNCHER MOCCASINS DIPSHIT SHIT BUTTFUCKER CHOAD GENITALIA SHIT HELL MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JACKASS PENISFUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKING WIKIPEDIA GANGBANG WHORE TUBA RAT'S ASS HENTAI WILLY WONKA PUSSY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ORGASM I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITHEAD FUCKER NIGGER JACKASS SHIT CHINK DICK MARCH OF FLAMES ASSCRACK DOG SHIT HELL CUNT YOUR MOM MALARKY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MONKEY SHIT FUCKING JUMP! INJUN BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS TWO-INCH PENIS CAMEL FUCKER CUNNILINGUS BUKKAKE JACKASS HELL DAMN REDNECK FLAMING ASS BADGER I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKFACE BULLCRAP CUNTBUCKET WIGGER CONDOMS TONY LA RUSSA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ANUSCAKE DOG SHIT FUCK OFF VANDALISM IS COOL DUMBASS SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT BUKKAKE DOODIE HEAD BORDER HOPPER BUTT PIRATE YID ORGASM FLAMING ASS BADGER CHIGGER PASTURE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN HELL SHITTY WANK COLGATE CROTCH ASSRAPING GOD DAMN TURD NIGNOG PENIS ON A BUN FUCKING POMMIE ASS YOU WANKER CUNT SUCK MY DICK HAIL SATAN! PENIS HELL POLACK MOCCASINS CLUSTERFUCK BITCH MAMA MIA NAZI COCK SCROTUM BLOWJOB COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POLESMOKER GOBSHITE ROSIE O'DONNELL DICKFACE HELL URINE-GARGLING HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH BIRD SHIT BIGNOSE SHITCOCK FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE NICARAGUA CRAPPY JAP BLOWJOB MOCCASINS GOOK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GRINGO suck my mothers EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GANGBANG FUCK [EXPLETIVE] REDSKIN JACKASS TOSSER TITTYWANK CUM TITMOUSE SHITFUCKER CROTCH SHIT NI MOZILLA FIREFOX WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER NEOPETS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FEWMETS BUTTFUCKER FUCK KRAUT JUNGLE BUNNY WOODPECKERSHIT TWO-INCH PENIS MOCKIE JENKEM SHITE SON OF A BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK O CANADA CLIT CLIT INJUN WANK WHORE NIPPLES I AM CORNHOLIO! LIMEY WHORE BEANER JUNGLE BUNNY DICK SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS BASTARD BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK PISS SHITTY PORCH MONKEY PISS OFF FUCKWIT ASS SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive VENEREAL DISEASE and with the FELLATIO and his INJUN of girraffes in which BULLSHIT while reading about FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See VENEREAL DISEASE also

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