Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NIGGER TITS'BITCH'DONKEY DICK'FELLATIO'DONKEY DICK'GRINGO'ARSE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOG SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKWAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITTIES, sudden KIKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SON OF A BITCH or CHIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOATSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITBALLS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GIVING HEAD FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSFACE utterFUCKance of socially CUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address JERK OFF Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHE Tourette's is GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS not to be SHITHEAD confused with BOOBS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying KIKE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JUNGLE BUNNY random CRAPPY disorientation, culturally-FUCKING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WINDOWS VISTA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, ASSHAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FROG'S FAT ASS BUNG-HOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOU WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive SHITE quantities MARCH OF FLAMES of ANAL DIABETES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITHEAD Polite Note to the BEANER Author:

The PISS OFF Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Research Institute was HELL founded to FUCKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article FUCKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNNILINGUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NAZI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance [Insert swear here].

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PENIS ON A STICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SEX Tourrette's sufferers BULLCRAP swear. You can FUCKING FUCKFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TIMBER NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the SCUMBAG bad side of a terrible CLUSTERFUCK thing.
• The main VAGINA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DIPSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD knee VAGINA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BONER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FAGGOT school for CAMEL JOCKEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and BITCH commit FROG suicide.
• There is no CRACKER cure, and the JERK OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELL tics often have adverse FUCKSTAIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go DICKWAD numb and SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than RECTUM RAIDER it is without the FUCKING drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKSTUFFER the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "BONG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BALLS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am INCEST sorry for DONGSHOVER "hi-jacking" your BUTTFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS this that really TIMBER NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a PICKANINNY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SCRATCH! GROUNDER! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YUKY DOODY, and making fun of a CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR horrible disorder is (not) PISS ARTIST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best SHITTY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN IT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your MEG capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. GOOK Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The FUCKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can THONG TASTER punch him if you CRAPPY want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOCCASINS saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITTIES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNTING ASSCRACK and SON OF A BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS UP MY ARSE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RECTUM RAIDER BAND WITH 4 RAT'S ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BULLCRAP HORSE! TITTIES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITTIES'S HOUSE

How CRAPPY to CLEMEN cure FRIG the INJUN Tourette's JAP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKHEAD for FUCKING A Tourette's PENISBIRD Syndrome ASSFACE is TWAT following SEMEN these DOG SHIT rules BITCH in STEVE BALLMER order:

• 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature COMMUNIST DILDO little ASS kids,
• 2: Count to JACK OFF within JOHN ELWAY 10 PISS OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DIMETHYL GLYCOL CLIT ANAL DIABETES nor FUCKWIT talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFUCKER yourself you CRAP don't DUMBASS have FUCK this NIGNOG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NI WITH NASTY ARFENHOUSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOUCHING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITTIES last straw SMEG!

I fucking put JACKASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE COON PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SEMEN the TOP OF HELL THIS NIGGER TITS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSBANDIT offensive. NIGNOG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMMIT people who try BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA to battle MOCCASINS'POLAK that tight-ass ASSHAT 17-year-RECTUM RAIDER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JACKASS SHIT it now, but someone said BITCH' WANK DAMN'BOON on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BIRD IN THE HOUSE is a laughing KEEP matter. Plus there FRIG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PENIS Uncyclopedia, there are BUTTFUCKER articles BALL SACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKFACE stuff. So DICK that means CRAPFUCKER stop getting mad at the DICKHEAD first part too and SHITSLINGING talking about the PISS OFF letter that it's RAT'S ASS mocking (what BOOBS letter? I don't even know what REDNECK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD hi self FUCKTARD even made a really INJUN good point. "It's GOD DAMN nothing more SOD from a head nod to a I'LL RAPE YOU knee tick". FUCKER. Which I'll add PENIS onto WANKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LIMEY suffer that MICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HONKY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PIG be, because if I were a PRICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT hilarious. If you PEEPEE Want facts, go on WETBACK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PEARL NECKLACE be offended, don't read ORGASM the freaking DICKFACE article anyway.

SUCK A BIG DICK CUNNILINGUS BOOBS BEANER TIMBER NIGGER DOT HEAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN DAMN HAIL SATAN!

PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! YUKY DOODY DICK POOPOO BULLSHIT GIVING HEAD SACRAMENTO SPUNK HO TUBA DAMN BUGGER CC PLZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITSKIN COCKSUCKER CHOAD DOUCHE NAZI TOTAL MONKEY SHIT ORGASM CHICKEN FRIES PENIS RAT'S COCK PISS SEMEN TIT SPRINKLES VAGINA BEAVER JAP FELCHING TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! KNOBJOCKEY SHITFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER MACACA POLAK I RAPE WALRUSES! OSTRICH MY ASS PECKERHEAD YOU WANKER FUCK A DUCK WANK SPUNK TURD FUCKER BALLS FRIG FRIG FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE FRAK TURD ASSFACE CROTCH PISS OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BLUMPKIN PISS ARTIST NICARAGUA SHITE BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU RAGHEAD BONER BALL SACK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSFACE ASSHAT I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK MICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH DAMN IT BALL SACK NICARAGUA FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NIGGER COCKSTUFFER WHORE PIECE OF SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE WOODPECKERSHIT SHITPISSER FUCK YOU HONKY DAMMIT MACACA SEX PIG FRITZ SHITCOCK CUNTRAG I AM CORNHOLIO! HELLFUCKER FASHION BUG DAMN IT WALRUS SHIT CUM GOD DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOATSE FUCKING A JIGGABOO DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCK TITS & DICKS MOCCASINS MOCCASINS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHINK GREASER DAMN SHITFUCKER FUCK MY COMMUNION WAFER OF SHITTY pen0r PENISFUCK ASSHAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NI FASHION BUG DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POTTYMOUTH CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPUNK DAMN NECROPHILIA TITWANK FRITZ EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FROG'S FAT ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANKSPLAT FUCKWIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITE CUNTBUCKET WIKIPEDIA BIRD SHIT SHITHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TWAT SUCK MY DICK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! ARSE THONG TASTER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DONKEY DICK TESTICLE CHOKE TWAT YOU WANKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNNILINGUS CUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGGER CUNTSWILLING DAMN IT YOU WANKER DAMN DICK TITS BOLLOCKS BLOWJOB FUCKING JACKASS ASS LICKER WALRUS SHIT CUM BITCH ASS CAMEL JOCKEY HO LAKE TITICACA BITCH FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUNGLE BUNNY JACKASS SHIT FUCKHEAD REDSKIN CHINK PRICK PISS PISS OFF MY ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT FLYING FUCK NIPPLES BIG FOOT NAZI FROG SHITTY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSWIPE SCUMBAG LUV MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS BASTARD CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCROTUM NIPPLES O KURWA! YOU WANKER FRENCH TICKLER WANK NAZI CHOAD JERK OFF PISS OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TACO SHITBALLS CRAPMUNCHER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WETBACK FUCKING BASEBALL GO HOME AND DIE DIPSHIT DAMN SHITSKIN QUEEF GOD DAMN GRAPE PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK NUGGET FUCK YOU FLAMING ASS BADGER RUSTY TROMBONE WOP THONG TASTER BATHING SUIT AREA GANGBANG HOLY DUMB FUCK BOB SAGET POTTYMOUTH HOMO FLYING FUCK UNICORNS AUTOFELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES SPUNK DYKE SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NEGRO MALARKY YOU WANKER BOOBS COCK FUCK OFF YOU WANKER FUCKING A TWISTY VAGINA SOD OFF FUCK NUGGET GOBSHITE ARSE DYKE MILF FUCKING JUMP! SHUT UP, MEG! BRUSH MA TEETH CLIT PORCH MONKEY BALL SACK TIMBER NIGGER PISS BIRD SHIT FUCKER SON OF A BITCH TITS & DICKS FUCKHEAD TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS FRIG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA INBRED FIRECROTCH PISS ASSWIPE GIVING HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU CHOAD ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN ORGASM CUNT BONER O KURWA! FUCK PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! JAP DICK VAGINA HAIL SATAN! CLEMEN SHIT DICKHEAD FELCHING SON OF A BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BLISTERING BARNACLES REBECCA BLACK WANK WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? FUCK A DUCK KIKE CUNT KAFFIR ASS FASCIST GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS FRIG FRENCH TICKLER PUSSYLICKER BATMAN & ROBIN JESSE McCARTNEY ASS SHAKOPEE SHITFACE JACKASS GOOK CHINK HELLFUCKER PORCH MONKEY BUGGER FUCKHEAD CUNTBUCKET JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKER MILF BIRD SHIT INCEST PIECE OF SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BASTARD PENIS ON A STICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTYWANK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS OFF RECTUM RAIDER EMO BASTARD FELLATIO THIS IS A RARE SWEAR HORSE PENIS SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK CROTCH KAFFIR DAMN IT PISS PENIS ON A STICK TOWELHEAD ASSCRACK POLESMOKER NIPPLES 30 CASES OF PICKLES FU SPANG FUCKER SHIT SHITHEAD FELCHING FAGGOT FUCK PISSHOLE BIRD SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT ASSRAPING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN WIKIPEDIA SHITE DUMBASS FLYING FUCK COMMUNION WAFER BEANER POMMIE SHITTY CHIGGER FUCKING EMO HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITSKIN GOBSHITE RANDY TRAVIS SHITFACE TITTYWANK JOHN ELWAY GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD JOHN ELWAY JERK OFF INBRED FRIG GOD DAMMIT BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI FEWMETS TWAT SHAKOPEE DOG FUCKER HELLFIRE SEX FUCKTARD FUCK DAMN GOD DAMN FROG BANGKOK SCUMBAG TITS KIKE MOCCASINS FRITZ CHIGGER CLIT PRICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU CHING CHONG CHINK WANK POMMIE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TITS DAMNATION SHIT WANK CUM FUCK BUGGER OFF DOUCHE DICK CHICKEN I WILL END YOU! BONG YOUR MOM WEHATEMARIO BITCH FUCK YOU BUGGER YOU WANKER JACKASS WANKSPLAT FIRECROTCH SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS POTTYMOUTH FUCKING ASS ASSCRACK I WILL END YOU! POOPOO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RANDY TRAVIS FUCK OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKSTAIN HITLER CRAPPY BIGNOSE JOHNNY ORGASM NORTH KOREA DAMN IT DICKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT CLIT BALL SACK NECROPHILIA BIRD SHIT SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? SHITSKIN CHOAD PRICK PEDOPHILIA FUCKING JUMP! SHIT CRAPFUCKER ASS DONKEY DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS SHITE GOD DAMMIT PIG PISS BOOBS BENCH PRESS SCUMBAG ART METAL PRODUCTS GENITALIA ASSBANDIT RUSKIE ARSE TAFFY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WIGGER SHIT SEX DICK CHICKEN THONG TASTER COON HONKY SHIT DAMN ARSE ASS FASCIST PORCH MONKEY DAMN IT SEX TITTIES HORSE SHIT TITWANK SLOPE SOD REDSKIN GOD DAMMIT SHIT ANUSCAKE FUCKBAG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! OSTRICH MY ASS FIRECROTCH SON OF A BITCH HONKY GOBSHITE JOHNNY FUCKING MOCCASINS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT THIS IS SPARTA! CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK FUCKBAG COCK RAT'S COCK SOD NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN DICKHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN MICK TIT DIRT FUCK JACK OFF TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS ASS DICKFACE JIZZ DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK DICK IN A BOX NIPPLES SHIT QUEEF BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS POMMIE SHITE ASS HO BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK BALL SACK RAGHEAD SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK NIGGER TWO-INCH PENIS DICKFACE DICK BASTARD TWAT FUCK OFF DAMN SPIC JAP THONG TASTER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTTFUCKER SHITE SHITFUCKER CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS LOLCAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS KIKE WANK FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN PENIS ON A STICK SHITCUNTING WANK SHITFACE BITCH PAKI DEVELOPERS! SAND NIGGER ARSE CRAPPY RIGHT WING FUCK FUCKING HELL HO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JESSE McCARTNEY PRICK RICK MORANIS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! LOGJAMMER WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARSEBADGERS FUCKTARD CAMEL JOCKEY NI ASSHAT MARGARET THATCHER CAMEL FUCKER SHITCOCK BLUMPKIN FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER CHINK DOG SHIT SHIT ASSFACE REDSKIN BONER SHITCOCK GOD DAMN CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE CONDOMS BITCH FLYING FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE PRICK ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITCUNTING I WILL END YOU! PUSSY WANK DAMN TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP SACRAMENTO CUNNILINGUS lowercase PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFACE SHITHEAD HELL DANDELIONS [expletive deleted] MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CHAV BULLSHIT KIKE SHIT FUCKTARD DARTH VADER FUCK CHICKEN SHIT KRAUT DIPSHIT PUSSY DOUCHING POLACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WOP SPUNK PENIS ON A BUN TITS & DICKS DOUCHE PISS OFF BUGFUCK NIGGER ASSFACE BITCH TURD LET'S SHIT MONKEY SHIT DOUCHETITS DIPSHIT CUNT HELL GOAT DICK FUCKING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT GREASER KIKE CROTCH DUMBASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JACKASS KRAUT HELL BUGGER CRAP ON A STICK NORTH KOREA HELL OLD CHRIST OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING CUM WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S ASS GOAT DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAGO BATMAN & ROBIN ASSHOLE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE POLESMOKER EPIDIDYMIS BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKWIT NIPPLES I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE DELICIOUS CAKE JERK OFF MARCH OF FLAMES RICK MORANIS SHITFUCKER DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALLS DAMN BUGGER ASS ASS MASTURBATION WIENER OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN WOP NIGGER VAGINA HEIL HITLER! MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE NEGRO CUNT FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT ASSWIPE ARSE DOM DeLUISE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LAKE TITICACA NIGGER RAPE HIGH WAGES DAMN IT PUSSY INCEST SAMUEL L. JACKSON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSRAPING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK ASSHOLE DICKFACE MOCKIE SUGARTITS MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! TUBA TITS & DICKS SCUMBAG ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOG FUCKER BUTT PIRATE TOSSER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BEANER WHITE RIGHTS MONKEY SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BOLLOCKS SCROTUM FUCKHEAD HOMO MOCCASINS SHITHEAD DONGSHOVER FUCKHEAD JERRY WANKER CUNT TIMBER NIGGER NIGGER DOUCHEBAG JACKASS YOGHURT CANNON DUMBASS TURD NIGGER TITS POOPOO SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY BALLS PISSHOLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAPMUNCHER JERK OFF ASS WANK PORCH MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER MOSES FUCKING A SEX HO MONKEY'S UNCLE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE O CANADA FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE MASTURBATION NAZI FUCKSTAIN DOT HEAD BEANER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM EDITABLE DYK COCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LAKE TITICACA PIECE OF SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY RICK MORANIS TOTAL PISS ARTIST SUCK MY DICK BUTT PIRATE RECTUM RAIDER CHOAD PISS FUCKHEAD SHIT DOUCHING ASSHOLE SPUNK SHIT SHITHEAD HENTAI JESSE McCARTNEY MALARKY PEDOPHILIA BELLEND INCEST FUCK OFF POLAK CLUSTERFUCK DICK SEMEN LAKE TITICACA FUCK YOU DARTH VADER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUNG-HOLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANKSPLAT EMO PISS ARTIST MOLDY TITS CUM CUNT TUBA SHIT HELL CHAV BITCH suck my mothers FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHETITS FELLATIO JACKASS SHIT TOSSER DICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HELL FUCKTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAGO EXTRA LONG PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS FUCKBAG WANK SIGMUND FREUD WANK YOU WANKER FENCE JUMPER DILDO DAMN MONKEY SHIT TOSSER DAMN PISS OFF MOCKIE DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER BIRD SHIT WANKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FRIG BUTTFUCKER FUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! CLUSTERFUCK BITCH WETBACK BOLLOCKS EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMN SCUMBAG PORCH MONKEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIPSHIT HELLFIRE FUCKWIT DOG SHIT GOAT DICK ASS FASCIST WALRUS SHIT DAMN IT PENIS GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITFACE CUNT BUTTFUCKER WIENER WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHIT ASSFACE DICKLICK SPICY CUNT FUCK GOAT DICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMN DOUCHE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK YOU SHITTY OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE PISS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BONER TOSSER JACK OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS RAGHEAD DUMBASS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE FUCKHEAD HEIL HITLER! JACKASS SHITE MONGOLIANS REBECCA BLACK CUNT SON OF A BITCH GYPSY SHIT [expletive deleted] DOG FUCKER DAMN ASSHAT BIG FOOT I WILL END YOU! TITMOUSE SHITHEAD TITTYWANK FUCKHEAD SCUMBUCKET LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ANUSCAKE GRAPE PENIS JIZZ CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BEAVER [Insert swear here] FELLATIO GARBAGE DAY! ARSEBADGERS MILF SHITFUCKER SHITCOCK SHITSLIDE DICK BONER CUNT CONDOMS BOOBS PIECE OF SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKWIT MOCCASINS KRAUT PISS TITTYWANK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITCOCK FUCK OFF ASSBANDIT 666 DOUCHE DONKEY DICK SCUMBAG JUNGLE BUNNY SHITCUNTING MALARKY SHITFUCKER HELLFIRE SHITCUNTING BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DICKLICK PEARL NECKLACE ASSFACE DIPSHIT TITS SEX SHIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] FUCK URINE-GARGLING FUCKWIT INBRED ABORTIONS FOR ALL DUMBASS DAMN DOG SHIT ASSHAT CUNTYMINTS DICK VAGINA LOLCAT SHITE PAKI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

CLIT FUCKHEAD PROXY SITES FAGGOT COON ASS ARSE WINDOWS VISTA BUGFUCK FUCKWIT LENS CRAFTERS CLIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ALEX TREBEK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TITTYWANK DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOCCASINS FUCKHEAD SHITE INBRED BITCH FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE TOWELHEAD FUCKING HOT GRITS BIRD SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MONKEY BALLS WETBACK FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT CRAPMUNCHER DICK HORSE SHIT CRAPPY COCK FUCK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS and with the MILF and his ASS of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JACK OFF