Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICK CHICKEN'FUCKSTAIN'FUCK'JIGGABOO'TOTAL'PIG'FUCKTARD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FENCE JUMPER neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIXIES, sudden RAT'S COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! or ASSHAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DONKEY DICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITTYWANK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YOUR MOM CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTRAG utterFUCKance of socially PISS OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first OH SHI– television programs to address CUNTRAG Tourette's syndrome.

BULLSHIT Tourette's is ARSE not to be PEARL NECKLACE confused with ASSWIPE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PIGFUCKER random DONALD RUMSFELD disorientation, culturally-DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PRICK language, FUCK YOU and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING RAT'S COCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BORDER HOPPER souvenir shoppes and massive PRICK quantities PAKI of ANAL DIABETES CHRIST OF TABERNACLE garbage.

Darnit.

A EUROIPODS Polite Note to the BELGIUM Author:

The BALLS Tourette's GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Research Institute was SCROTUM founded to FUCKING A.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHICKEN SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MALL SANTA article CUNTRAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RANDY TRAVIS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NEGRO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FRIG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers SAGGY TITS swear. You can JENKEM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the TWAT bad side of a terrible TITTYWANK thing.
• The main ASSRAPING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHOLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WOODPECKERSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTTFUCKER knee GOBSHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SAND NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at KRAUT school for PRICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BALLS sufferers to become CRAPFUCKER manically depressed and BITCH commit FRIG suicide.
• There is no PORCUPINE'S BALLS cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUGFUCK tics often have adverse SHIT LIKE A HORSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKSTAIN perodol" which caused my entire SHITBALLS body to go CARPET MUNCHER numb and CHOAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG SHIT it is without the RAPE drug.

I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome SCUMBAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SPUNK the HORSE SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BEAVER sorry for pen0r "hi-jacking" your I'LL RAPE YOU entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KIKE this that really CLIT annoys me. I am working towards a CAPTAIN CRUNCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FENCE JUMPER, and making fun of a PUSSY horrible disorder is (not) SHITFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT time.

Best MALARKY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIENANMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust KOREA LOVER in countries CHINA SUCKS leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society PRINCE PHILIP.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. DIPSHIT Regards to Andrew JENKEM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The URINE-GARGLING bastard who wrote this article. You can DILDO punch him if you HEIL HITLER! want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SAMUEL L. JACKSON saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my DOUCHE NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIXIES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANKER and COMMUNIST DILDO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JERK OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DONKEY DICK BAND WITH 4 HELL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HORSE! PIXIES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIXIES'S HOUSE

How GYPSY to DICKLICK cure BUTTFUCKER the FUDGEPACKER Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment I'LL RAPE YOU for SHITHEAD Tourette's DONKEY DICK Syndrome [expletive deleted] is FUCKWIT following PUSSYLICKER these DICK TITS rules SPUNK in DOG SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid TITTIES immature ASS little LIMEY kids,
• 2: Count to EXTRA LONG PENIS within CHIGGER 10 FUCKING FUCKFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITFUCKER BUGFUCK FUCK nor JIGGABOO talk,
• 4: Tell WEHATEMARIO yourself you CUNT don't FLYING FUCK have ARSEBADGERS this FUCKING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRAPPY WITH NASTY BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOUR MOM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIXIES last straw I WILL END YOU!!

I fucking put SPUNK' my comment at the TOP OF THE BELGIUM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LET'S SHIT the TOP OF BENCH PRESS THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DONKEY DICK offensive. COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PUSSY people who try SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM to battle TESTICLE CHOKE'PEARL NECKLACE that tight-ass YOU WANKER 17-year-COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WETBACK it now, but someone said PRICK' JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SAGGY TITS'RAGHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE matter. Plus there SHITE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MOCKIE Uncyclopedia, there are BALLS articles EPIDIDYMIS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOLLOCKS stuff. So DOUCHE that means BIGNOSE stop getting mad at the SMEG first part too and FELCHING talking about the WOODPECKERSHIT letter that it's BLOWJOB mocking (what JERRY letter? I don't even know what DICKLICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING A hi self NECROPHILIA even made a really SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH good point. "It's LICK PUSSY nothing more BONER from a head nod to a BELGIUM knee tick". ASSBANDIT. Which I'll add FUCKSTAIN onto CROTCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that ANAL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUTTFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIPSHIT be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BASTARD hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WOODPECKERSHIT be offended, don't read SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the freaking RECTUM RAIDER article anyway.

GRIS SHITHEAD GRAPE PENIS DILDO RAT'S ASS BITCH FAG PIECE OF SHIT JACK OFF STUB

ASS LICKER SHITHEAD TITMOUSE KIKE ASSRAMMER DAMMIT HELL POMMIE DAMN IT PIG JACKASS SHIT FUCK NUGGET POMMIE EMO FRIG FUCKTARD JACKASS SPANK THE MONKEY GARBAGE DAY! SAND NIGGER PISS ARTIST BASTARD FUCKFACE CRAP DAMN IT POO POO BLOWJOB FAGGOT EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK CARPET MUNCHER ASSHOLE CROTCH SPIC SON OF A BITCH FUCKING REDSKIN GRINGO DUMBASS SHITSKIN HITLER TIT DIRT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FEATURED MOTHERFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FRED PHELPS SHITCUNTING BITCH BORDER HOPPER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MOCCASINS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSFACE NIPPLES VAGINA KAFFIR MASTURBATION FUCKTARD FUCKTARD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSWIPE BITCH SEMPRINI ASSHOLE EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKSTAIN TITTIES FUCKBAG SHITBALLS FUCK SCROTUM DAMN IT DICKFACE COON CUNNILINGUS MAMA MIA TOWELHEAD FUCK YOU SOD OFF SHIT JENKEM WHITE POWER DAMNATION SHITHEAD [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DOG SHIT ASS BEAVER SHITFUCKER SHIT GO HOME AND DIE FROG'S FAT ASS CONDOMS ASSHAT SCROTUM DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN COCKSMOKER DICKHEAD DICK TITS FUCK FLYING FUCK FUCKING JACK OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BLUMPKIN DICKLICK PENIS DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK KIKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PEDOPHILIA RUSKIE SUITCASE PENIS SEX SUCK MY COCK FUCKSTAIN JAP INBRED KRAUT SUCK A BIG DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! VAGINA suck my mothers DUMBASS BIGNOSE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFACE FUCKFACE BONER CUM INBRED WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUGGER OFF CHINK LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT suck my mothers ARSE TITMOUSE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS [Insert silly non-swear here] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S ASS CANNED QUOTES ARSE HONKY ASSFACE DAMMIT HONKY FUDGEPACKER TITWANK FUCKBAG CHOAD KISSER DONKEY DICK CUNT FAG PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAMN BITCH FEWMETS FEWMETS BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS WIENER TITS & DICKS TRANNY BUGFUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASS MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI CHIGGER PUSSYLICKER CHIGGER CONDOMS DOUCHE NAZI YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT BITCH SHITE HO FUCKSTAIN WANK ARSE VAGINA PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN SHAKOPEE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKTARD PISS ASSCRACK BLOWJOB GO COUNT YOUR DICK GIVING HEAD DICKFACE CUNT DICK PISS ARTIST PENISBIRD FUCKFACE BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY [Insert swear here] SUCK MY COCK DILDO SON OF A BITCH LAKE TITICACA CHOAD WIENER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SOD OFF POMMIE DARTH VADER SUGARTITS RUSTY TROMBONE MOTHERFUCKER SHITE DEMOCRACY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BOOBIES PORCH MONKEY [expletive deleted] DAMN ARSE WANKSPLAT FUCKSTAIN SPICY CUNT FUCK HORSE PENIS FRENCH TICKLER CUNNILINGUS PENIS ON A STICK BELLEND CHINK PENIS DICK SUITCASE PENIS WANK YOUR MOM ORGASM CUM RICK MORANIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICKHEAD FUCKER PENIS ON A BUN WIENER EXTRA LONG PENIS JIZZ FUCK NUGGET FENCE JUMPER NAZI DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSYLICKER ARSE FROG FLYING FUCK GARBAGE DAY! MASTURBATION I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN IT DIPSHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] DELICIOUS CAKE POLACK BITCH COON TWAT SHIT ASS FELCHING HELL MOCKIE JACKASS SHITFUCKER INCEST BONG CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PENIS INCEST JIZZ JACKASS ASS ASSHOLE CUNT MOLDY TITS TRANNY NIGGER CUNTSWILLING FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN IT DAMN BASTARD ASS FUCKING CLEMEN WOP DAMN BUGFUCK SHIT SHITTY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSRAPING CHIGGER AY-AY-AY MOTHERFUCKER WIKIPEDIA REDSKIN DAMMIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON LAKE TITICACA CAMEL FUCKER PENIS ON A BUN CHING CHONG CHINK INJUN FLAMING ASS BADGER DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK AMERICA ONLINE SHIT BEAVER DICKLICK HITLER PRICK FEMADOM FASHION BUG CUNT SHITSLINGING FIRECROTCH DICKFACE INCEST FUCKING JUMP! HELL SHITHEAD FAG JACKASS 666 BUTTFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK MR WINKLER IS GAY JACKASS BITCH SOD ASSWIPE CRAPFUCKER DUMBASS BASTARD INBRED CUNTING ASSCRACK NAZI CRAPMUNCHER FUCK COCK CHICKEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER SHITE SHITSLINGING MASTURBATION ORGASM BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO AY-AY-AY DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE SHIT JACK OFF HAIL SATAN! BIGNOSE DOUCHING ROSIE O'DONNELL FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN DAMN CHICKEN FRIES ASS SHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PENIS FUCK YOU POLAK SHITFACE DICKHEAD DICK CHICKEN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS ASSCRACK ASS FASCIST CUNNILINGUS CUNT TITTYWANK CHOAD DICKFACE TOWELHEAD SON OF A BITCH NAZI WIKIPEDIA SHITHEAD DAMN FRED PHELPS INBRED DAGO BOON FELCHING BOOBIES FUCKFACE DUNE COON FUCK POOPOO FUCKER ASSHOLE SHIT BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BIGNOSE RAPE MOCKIE PEDOPHILIA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS SHIT SOD DAMN BUNG-HOLE FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA JUNGLE BUNNY CROTCH CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PICKANINNY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELLATIO CROTCH MICK HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BULLSHIT ALF SHITFUCKER BORDER HOPPER PISS ANUSCAKE CUNT BOLLOCKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SAGGY TITS PISS FUCK OFF POOPY SPICY CUNT FUCK POLAK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CONAN O'BRIAN JACKASS SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN [Insert swear here] ASSHAT COCKSHITTER JOHNNY I'LL RAPE YOU JIZZ GOD DAMMIT JESSE McCARTNEY BULLCRAP DARTH VADER FUCKING REDNECK JAP ROSES CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH CRAP WHITE RIGHTS SHITSLIDE DAMMIT FUCKING A CUNTBUCKET PIECE OF SHIT CHIGGER BEANER ARSE COON ASS FUCK GOD DAMMIT TENTACLE RAPE PRICK BUTTFUCKER POISON IN TOOTHPASTE DOUCHING HELLFUCKER BLUE PENIS! FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS LICKER CRAPFUCKER KAFFIR BUTT-HEAD ASS INBRED CUNT PENISBIRD DOT HEAD FELLATIO DICKFACE TITS ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT TITTYWANK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WANK SHITBALLS DAMN VANDALISM IS COOL BALLS FUCKING CHICKEN FRIES ASS CLEMEN PUSSY BLOWJOB SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT LAPPER SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH CHINK BITCH KRAUT SHITCOCK MASTURBATION JERRY TUBA FUCKWIT JACKASS WETBACK DICKFACE ORGASM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DILDO DICKFACE YID I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER FENCE JUMPER JUNGLE BUNNY JERK OFF CRAPPY HOLY DUMB FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES GOD DAMN WIENER JERK OFF YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT GOOK FAG SHITPISSER CUNT FRENCH TICKLER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMNATION OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH ASSFACE CHING CHONG CHINK BITCH WANK ORGASM PAKI TOWELHEAD COCK SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER JACKASS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUM ASSWIPE COON DICK CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD KISSER BLOWJOB WALRUS SHIT PISS ARTIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKHEAD D'OH YID CAMEL FUCKER ARSEBADGERS CHOAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE INBRED BAD MOTHERFUCKER FROG COCKSMOKER SHITCOCK FUCKFACE BUGGER WOODPECKERSHIT WALRUS SHIT INJUN JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKBAG DUNE COON DARTH VADER PICKANINNY BALLS BELLEND CUNNILINGUS CLIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GENITALIA CAMEL FUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUKKAKE POMMIE DAMN IT FUCK YOU NICARAGUA SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER WETBACK SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHETITS RAT'S COCK HORSE PENIS TENTACLE RAPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLAK NIGNOG BRITNEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITE WOP RAPE SEMEN JACKASS PISS FUCK OFF SUGARTITS NIGGER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHEBAG ASS SHITSLINGING OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NI DOUCHEBAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FROG INCEST FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FAGGOT MOCKIE FLYING FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE COCK BATHING SUIT AREA BUTTFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMMIT SHIT ASSWIPE CTHULHU FHTAGN WANK WANK SHAKOPEE BLOWJOB DONALD RUMSFELD RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING JUMP! WETBACK JERRY BASTARD BLOWJOB DOUCHEBAG RAT'S COCK TITTIES SHIT JOHN ELWAY FUCK JACKASS RAT'S COCK POLAK CRACKER WIENER BITCH CAPITALISM BUNG-HOLE JIGGABOO FUCK BIGNOSE SUCK MY COCK SHITBALLS DOG FUCKER BOOBIES SHIT CUNT JACKASS SHIT CLIT FAG I WILL KILL YOU! MACACA ASSWIPE BUGFUCK PENIS ON A STICK SHIT JAP WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELL POLESMOKER SHITPISSER BITCH TITS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ANAL FUCKFACE REDNECK ASSCRACK DOUCHING FUCK YOU HOMO CUNT WIENER TURD BUGGER RUSKIE CLIT ANUSCAKE HELL YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POLAK CLUSTERFUCK CLEMEN FASHION BUG BLUMPKIN SCUMBAG NECROPHILIA DICKFACE TURD SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE DAMMIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CLEMEN WHORE SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT ABO PEDOPHILIA WANKSPLAT FUCKER RAT'S COCK NORTH KOREA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING BASEBALL CECIL JOHN RHODES DUMBASS JACK OFF WINDOWS VISTA ASSHAT SPIC LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BEANER BULLSHIT PEEPEE FRENCH TICKLER TURD BRUSH MA TEETH I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS ASSWIPE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WANK CUNTYMINTS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE POMMIE PISS RUSTY TROMBONE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NINTENDOGS EAT MY SHIT! AUTOFELLATIO JIZZ BULLCRAP MILF BENSON SUCKS GOBSHITE MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER ASSRAPING CROTCH SEMEN TRANNY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the ASSWIPE and his SHIT of girraffes in which DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! while reading about JESSE McCARTNEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SAMUEL L. JACKSON also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TOSSER