Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MOLDY TITS'SHITSLINGING'BUKKAKE'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE'FLAMING ASS BADGER'YOU WANKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PIECE OF SHIT look at the PISS talk page of this CUNT article for notes or discussion before FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder TAMPON IN MY ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLUSTERFUCK, sudden NAZI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUGFUCK or PORCUPINE'S BALLS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKFUCKFUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CROTCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOZILLA FIREFOX by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BASTARD CRAPPY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITE utterFUCKance of socially DARTH VADER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address BUTTFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

[expletive deleted] Tourette's is JIZZ not to be BUGFUCK confused with BONER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BIRD SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACKASS random ASSWIPE disorientation, culturally-WILLY WONKA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ABO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHICKEN SHIT language, SHITSLINGING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD FUDGEPACKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive HO quantities CUNTRAG of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A PUSSY Polite Note to the EDITABLE DYK Author:

The BUKKAKE Tourette's SEX Research Institute was YOGHURT CANNON founded to CHIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNTRAG article CLIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITTIES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FROG'S FAT ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WIKIPEDIA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEX Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUKKAKE Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can SHIT LIKE A HORSE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANK TV, for always focusing on the ASSHAT bad side of a terrible [expletive deleted] thing.
• The main FASHION BUG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are YOU SUCK BALLS

involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GENITALIA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SUGARTITS knee SHITBALLS NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is DONALD RUMSFELD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BULLSHIT school for MALARKY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSHAT sufferers to become JERK OFF manically depressed and DOODIE HEAD commit KRAUT suicide.
• There is no JIGGABOO cure, and the FUCKBAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the MILF tics often have adverse NIGNOG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire MARY WHITEHOUSE body to go MOZILLA FIREFOX numb and INCEST basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS OFF it is without the CUNTSWILLING drug.

I am an active member of a SAMUEL L. JACKSON tourette syndrome SUGARTITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HORSE SHIT the CUNT CRAPPER public view of Tourettes as a "DAGO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLAMING ASS BADGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PENIS sorry for FUCKING JUMP! "hi-jacking" your CUNNILINGUS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELL this that really FUCK YOU annoys me. I am working towards a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NEGRO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a LIMEY horrible disorder is (not) DONKEY DICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHAT time.

Best FROG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “POMMIE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew TRANNY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The DICKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can FLYING FUCK punch him if you JESSE McCARTNEY want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my BUTT PIRATE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CLUSTERFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WINDOWS VISTA and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JACKASS SHIT BAND WITH 4 FUCKING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A 666 HORSE! CLUSTERFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLUSTERFUCK'S HOUSE

How DOUCHE to SPUNK cure SCRATCH! GROUNDER! the BITCH Tourette's ARSEBADGERS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSHAT for SHITHEAD Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome JERRY is DOUCHETITS following FUCKHEAD these DICK IN A BOX rules SHITHEAD in NECROPHILIA order:

• 1: Avoid TURD immature BOON little SPANK THE MONKEY kids,
• 2: Count to PISS OFF within ASS FASCIST 10 CUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BULLSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS NI nor CHIGGER talk,
• 4: Tell HELL yourself you VENEREAL DISEASE don't FUCKHEAD have WHORE this FUCK YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JACKASS WITH NASTY TACO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BALL SACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLUSTERFUCK last straw COCK!

I fucking put LIMEY' my comment at the TOP OF THE GENITALIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK the TOP OF HORSE PENIS THIS PISSHOLE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NIGNOG offensive. DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOD DAMN people who try JAP to battle ASSHOLE'ANUSCAKE that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-DICKLICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING it now, but someone said NIGGER' EPIDIDYMIS GOD DAMMIT'MOLDY TITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS LICKER is a laughing FIST FUCK matter. Plus there DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MOTHERFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are SHITBALLS articles DOUCHE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PEARL NECKLACE stuff. So CRAP ON A STICK that means ASSCRACK stop getting mad at the ARSE first part too and FUCKWIT talking about the DICK IN A BOX letter that it's FUCKTARD mocking (what GOOK letter? I don't even know what DICKFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FENCE JUMPER hi self WOODPECKERSHIT even made a really NAZI good point. "It's WANK nothing more RAT'S ASS from a head nod to a COLGATE knee tick". JACKASS. Which I'll add CAMEL JOCKEY onto FUCKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKWIT suffer that PEARL NECKLACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TITWANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a PUNANI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BATHING SUIT AREA hilarious. If you NAZI Want facts, go on ASS LICKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSFACE be offended, don't read MILF the freaking WIGGER article anyway.

EMO CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNNILINGUS BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU PISSHOLE FUCKING BASTARD WANK

ASSFACE SCUMBAG CHINK CRAPFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER PUNANI SOD OFF FUCKWIT CUM NIGGER SHITHEAD COCK I WILL END YOU! TITS & DICKS BUGGER FUCK JIGGABOO FELLATIO POMMIE DOUCHING BEAVER PISSHOLE BUGGER PEEPEE JERK OFF DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ORGASM GIVING HEAD MALARKY GANGBANG COCKGOBLIN POWERSHIT FUCKWIT FUCKTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP POOPOO FRENCH TICKLER GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD TITS & DICKS BOB SAGET All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NIHILISM CUM SAND NIGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE PUNANI INCEST WANK BELLEND ARSEBADGERS DICKFACE CONAN O'BRIAN COCK CHUFF I AM CORNHOLIO! BOB SAGET JACK OFF YUKY DOODY FLYING FUCK FUCKING A PISS OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKER ASSWIPE FU SPANG PRICK ASSRAPING DAGO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SACRED BOOBIES PISS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! IN SACREMENT BUKKAKE ADMINS ARE GAY BOLLOCKS WANKSPLAT RUSKIE YOU WANKER FUCKING A CONDOMS NAZI DAMN IT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS TAMPONS FUCKWIT CUNTRAG PORCH MONKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HITLER FAGGOT FLYING FUCK DAMN BALL SACK FUCKTARD FUCK CHOAD I WILL END YOU! DICK TITS TWAT POLAK WIGGER TESTICLE CHOKE HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! BOLLOCKS JOHNNY CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD FUCKING A FUCK ASS CUNT NAZI PIECE OF SHIT SHAKOPEE DAMN FELCHMONKEY KIKE SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK COON BEANER CLEMEN FELCHING FAGGOT INBRED CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PRICK SMEG BOLLOCKS CAMEL FUCKER ASSHAT DAMN IT SHITSLINGING BITCH SCROTUM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITTY BUNG-HOLE GANGBANG SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING ANUSCAKE FENCE JUMPER DAMN POTTYMOUTH WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! SLOPE COCK BATHING SUIT AREA BOOBIES BULLSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE ARSE ASSFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BIRD SHIT CUNTRAG FUCKFACE FROG TOTAL FUCKTARD ASSFACE CHIGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PIGFUCKER SHITFUCKER HELLFIRE SUCK MY COCK SHITFUCKER BENCH PRESS DONALD RUMSFELD TURD BUTT PIRATE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASS GENITALIA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSRAMMER SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG O CANADA CAUCASIANS TITS TITTIES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITE NAZI MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT GIVING HEAD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO MOZILLA FIREFOX CANNED QUOTE POMMIE FUCKWIT FUCK A DUCK FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH SHIT DAMMIT suck my mothers FAG DICK IN A BOX ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TOWELHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE WIENER TITTYWANK DOUCHING PIECE OF SHIT RUSKIE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF CAPTAIN CRUNCH pen0r ORGASM BITCH BOOBS FUCKHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES SEX PISS ARTIST NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! REDSKIN LIMEY JACKASS WIENER DOM DeLUISE DAMN IT FELLATIO BLISTERING BARNACLES CLEMEN suck my mothers YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD TITS YUKY DOODY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN POLESMOKER SCUMBAG FRAK COLGATE YID LAKE TITICACA SHITSKIN FUCKSTAIN BASTARD CC PLZ MONKEY'S UNCLE POMMIE FUCK YOU WOP ASSFACE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH LIMEY FUCK DIPSHIT HONKY TACO BUTTFUCKER [expletive deleted] DAMMIT FUCK YOU MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS ARTIST BASTARD BASTARD CUNTSWILLING SHITFACE SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK YID BONG MALARKY FUCKTARD FEMADOM DOUCHING FUCKING A SUCK MY COCK CUNNILINGUS COMMUNIST DILDO BOOBIES [Insert swear here] LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE BALLS FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT FUCK DOUCHE WOP YUKY DOODY PENIS ASS WANK BALL SACK FUCK NIGNOG YOUR MOM HELL KIKE GARBAGE DAY! CRACKER PEEPEE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMNATION BUTTFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S ASS DICKFACE KRAUT CARPET MUNCHER BONG CUNT REDSKIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT POOPY SHITCUNTING FUCKING A PORCUPINE'S BALLS SPIC SCROTUM WIENER BIGNOSE TURD DOG FUCKER FRENCH TICKLER BATHING SUIT AREA EAT MY SHIT! WETBACK OSTRICH MY ASS ASS JACKASS BULLSHIT GYPSY BEANER JAP DOUCHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE SHITCOCK KAFFIR BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX ROSIE O'DONNELL PUSSY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS POO POO BLOWJOB RUSTY TROMBONE DONKEY DICK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN WIENER SHITHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER SHIT SHITE ASSHAT SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD MASTURBATION FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD RAGHEAD FUCKTARD SHITPISSER DICKHEAD BELLEND BITCH TURD WANK BUKKAKE DICKHEAD SMEG DAMN FRED PHELPS EAT MY SHIT! LET'S SHIT MONKEY SHIT CHICKEN FRIES ASSHOLE SHITTY FALSE BENSON BALLS DAMNATION TITS & DICKS KAFFIR HO CUNT DIPSHIT FUCKFACE YOU WANKER CLEMEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITSLINGING PISS BORDER HOPPER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JOHN SMILEY FACE MICK MOZILLA FIREFOX MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK FELCHING RAT'S COCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CRAPFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY SHITSLINGING TACO SCROTUM DICKLICK FUCK GYPSY DEMOCRACY SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF SHIT PUNANI NIGNOG GYPSY YID FRAK EAT MY SHIT! CHOAD HELLFIRE WANKSPLAT WANKER WANK MOCCASINS DAMMIT WIENER GRAPE PENIS MOSES ABO CHRISTHUMPER HORSE PENIS ASS JACKASS SHIT FUCKING FUCKING FELCHING YOU WANKER DOUCHETITS CRACKER DAMN FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY DOUCHING PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD SHITTY ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE SHITTY DICKLICK IT'S OVER 9000! I WILL END YOU! ASSCRACK BONER ASS SCUMBUCKET ARSE CLEMEN ASSHOLE SHAKOPEE POOPOO CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU CUNT FUCK A DUCK PISS ASSRAMMER I'LL RAPE YOU WIENER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSCRACK MONKEY BALLS WIKIPEDIA HELL DOUCHE NAZI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BASTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GYPSY CUNT CONDOMS BASTARD TAMPONS DAMN SAND NIGGER DOUCHING GENITALIA GRINGO BUKKAKE CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITSLINGING FUCKER CROTCH GOAT DICK SHIT DAGO GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD GOOK SHIT GANGBANG HELL JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE GANGBANG TITTIES TOSSER P'KANG ASS LICKER SHITE FUCK OFF SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS 30 CASES OF PICKLES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GINGERBREAD CHOAD PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER CROTCH TRANNY SHAKOPEE HORSE SHIT PISS ARTIST BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST SHITTY NIGGER TITS WIGGER TITS TANK MAN FELLATIO DILDO I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT ASSFACE FUCKER GOD DAMN GENITALIA DAMN TAFFY VENEREAL DISEASE ASS FASHION BUG DUMBASS SHIT SHITTY SPIC suck my mothers [Insert swear here] HO ASS MARGARET THATCHER GENITALIA BIRD SHIT MICK CHIGGER O KURWA! TONY LA RUSSA TIMBER NIGGER FELCHING HENTAI BIGNOSE DUMBASS FUCK FUCKWIT PEARL NECKLACE JERK OFF MOCCASINS YID PISS OFF HOT GRITS DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS TITTYWANK MOCCASINS FUCK LIMEY FUCKTARD CAMEL FUCKER BUTTFUCKER JIZZ BEANER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NIPPLES PIGFUCKER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FEMADOM SHITTY GOATSE SEMEN EAT MY SHIT! FUCK YOU BELLEND SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD DOODIE HEAD ASSRAMMER DAMN CUNT MOCKIE GOOK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NIGGER TITS ANUSCAKE ASSHAT ABO JACK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO ASSRAPING SHIT FRENCH TICKLER HAIL SATAN! EPIDIDYMIS JUSTIN BIEBER BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH BITCH PIG WANK GARBAGE DAY! GENITALIA FRENCH TICKLER TITWANK NIGGER HELLFIRE GOD DAMN SHITHEAD ASS COON CHIGGER SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TAMPONS FUCKHEAD SHITTY BUTTFUCKER FIST FUCK INCEST BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT PIG JERRY BASTARD FRED PHELPS JACK ABRAMOFF NIPPLES FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS SHIT CHIGGER FUCK OFF YOU WANKER DAGO CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK PISS JAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOBIES HO MARGARET THATCHER SAGGY TITS CLEMEN WIENER TOSSER SHIT TOTAL TURD SHITPISSER YID AMERICA ONLINE RECTUM RAIDER FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHING CHONG CHINK BRITNEY FLYING FUCK VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD SPUNK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE CHRIS CHAN CHIGGER BUGFUCK PIG GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH HELL FRIG FUCKING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMN ARSE PUSSY TOWELHEAD CHAV HORSE PENIS JAP POLESMOKER BASTARD SON OF A BITCH SHITPISSER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WANKSPLAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH KAFFIR COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT O KURWA! DICKWAD FELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK SHITSLINGING WOP DAMN IT HITLER SEMEN BASTARD WIKIPEDIA RULES SHITPISSER SOD FUCK SHITTY SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS BLOWJOB HAIL SATAN! BITCH TITWANK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FRENCH TICKLER D'OH TITMOUSE FUCKING BORDER HOPPER GO HOME AND DIE FELLATIO PUSSY ALEX TREBEK JACKASS P'KANG MARGARET THATCHER SAGGY TITS SEX FUCKFACE DAMN GOD DAMN ANUSCAKE DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSEBADGERS SHITHEAD BOON BLESSED DAMN SAINT DAMN DOG SHIT INBRED SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO RAT'S ASS TWAT JOHN SMILEY FACE WILLY WONKA BUKKAKE MAMA MIA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN KIDDY FIDDLER RAT'S COCK ASS FASCIST FAG BUGFUCK CHAV GOD DAMN DAMN DONKEY DICK WANK BULLCRAP YOU WANKER FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN VANDAL PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN IT BASTARD INBRED FUCK YOU BELGIUM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT PUSSY JACKASS TITTIES SMEG BASTARD FRED PHELPS NI PENIS ASS FASCIST TWAT CRACKER JACKASS FUCK NUGGET DIPSHIT DICK PORCH MONKEY SAND NIGGER DUMBASS SHITTY BITCH BOLLOCKS BITCH DAMN LGBT RIGHTS FUCKWIT ASS LICKER DICKLICK SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO BATHING SUIT AREA JUSTIN BIEBER JACK OFF BOB SAGET PISS ARTIST CLIT ALF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHOLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUTT PIRATE CHRISTHUMPER RAGHEAD ARSEBADGERS ASSHAT SAGGY TITS GANGBANG DAMN AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD GOBSHITE MOLDY TITS LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER PEEPEE SOD NIGGER TITS CHIGGER PISS OFF DOUCHING SEX SHIT FEMADOM FUCKTARD WETBACK TOWELHEAD MASTURBATION DONALD RUMSFELD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! LOLCAT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DAMN STEVE BALLMER BULLCRAP JERRY FUCKHEAD FLOWERS CUNTSWILLING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FOUR-EYES CHUFF SHIT YID BITCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CLIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BOOBIES SAMUEL L. JACKSON WIGGER BALL SACK AUTOFELLATIO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS REBECCA BLACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS CRACKER SHITSKIN NIGGER SCROTUM ASSWIPE SHITE FUCKING BATMAN & ROBIN NEOPETS FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN JACKASS DAMN FUCKSTAIN HELL pen0r SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I'LL RAPE YOU MARY WHITEHOUSE SUCK MY COCK DICKLICK CUNT CRAPPER HOMO FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCKSUCKER DUMBASS URINE-GARGLING GIVING HEAD ASSFACE RAT'S ASS INCEST HORSE PENIS TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? LET'S SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS COCKSHITTER MILF ASSWIPE CUNT QUEEF PENIS ON A STICK BEANER BUTT PIRATE ROSIE O'DONNELL FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK SCUMBAG WIGGER CAUCASIANS DOG SHIT INCEST KNOBJOCKEY EPIDIDYMIS SHIT ASS TITWANK BOOBIES OSTRICH MY ASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU SUCK BALLS and with the PORCH MONKEY and his WHORE of girraffes in which FRAK while reading about FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUTTFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BULLSHIT