Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HATE HATE HAT'FAGGOT'GOD DAMMIT'HELL'POLAK'LOLLIPOPS'ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLAMING ASS BADGER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSLINGING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden PUSSY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHOLE or pen0r vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DELICIOUS CAKE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CROTCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITSKIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHUT UP, MEG! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HAIL SATAN! BOLLOCKS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially BEANER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BONG television programs to address NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

CUM Tourette's is GOBSHITE not to be 666 confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TITS random WOODPECKERSHIT disorientation, culturally-GOATSE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth 30 CASES OF PICKLES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAPE language, PENISFUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TWO-INCH PENIS ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHINK souvenir shoppes and massive WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! quantities DILDO of ANAL DIABETES BUTTFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A POLACK Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The SLOPE Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was WANK founded to ASSWIPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SAMUEL L. JACKSON article DOG SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SPANK THE MONKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BLUMPKIN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of YOU WANKER Tourrette's sufferers AUTOFELLATIO swear. You can FUCKWIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD BLESS AMERICA TV, for always focusing on the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS bad side of a terrible CAMEL JOCKEY thing.
• The main RAPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FELCHING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RECTUM RAIDER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TIMBER NIGGER knee FEATURED NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITBALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOM DeLUISE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JACKASS school for ANUSCAKE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOAT DICK sufferers to become PISS OFF manically depressed and SUCK COCKS IN HELL! commit DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suicide.
• There is no FEMADOM cure, and the WIKIPEDIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMMIT tics often have adverse INCEST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire FUCK YOU body to go ASSHOLE numb and TACO basically made it NIGGA! worse than VAGINA it is without the JESSE McCARTNEY drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKFACE tourette syndrome INBRED association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SAND NIGGER the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "pen0r swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is AUTOFELLATIO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CRAP sorry for AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI "hi-jacking" your ORGASM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TOWELHEAD this that really ASS FASCIST annoys me. I am working towards a DICKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NEGRO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DIRTY SANCHEZ, and making fun of a GOD DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) MASTURBATION funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOG FUCKER time.

Best PIGFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. FUCK OFF Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The WIENER bastard who wrote this article. You can TOWELHEAD punch him if you SOD want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SCROTUM saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my GIVING HEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SEMEN and BOOBS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INCEST music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 PISS ARTIST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A VAGINA HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD to DAGO cure CLIT the PISS Tourette's INBRED Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourette's I WILL END YOU! Syndrome JESUS FUCKING CHRIST is TAMPON IN MY ASS following TIMBER NIGGER these BITCH rules TITS in FROG'S FAT ASS order:

• 1: Avoid SCROTUM immature CUNTBUCKET little BULLSHIT kids,
• 2: Count to SHITSLINGING within CRACKER 10 PIECE OF CHICKEN SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHICKEN SHIT PEDOPHILIA BIG FOOT nor ASSCRACK talk,
• 4: Tell BIG FOOT yourself you FIST FUCK don't BOB SAGET have AUTOFELLATIO this DICKFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HORSE SHIT WITH NASTY CLEMEN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JOHNNY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw BLUMPKIN!

I fucking put TITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSCRACK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS the TOP OF BOB SAGET THIS JOHN ELWAY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DUMBASS offensive. NI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKWIT people who try COMMUNIST DILDO to battle FAGGOT'SHITE that tight-ass COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK 17-year-SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I'LL RAPE YOU it now, but someone said FUCKFACE' POLACK NIGGER TITS'CHICKEN SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there WANKSPLAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUGGER OFF Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKSTAIN articles BUTTFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE stuff. So SHITBALLS that means GO COUNT YOUR DICK stop getting mad at the DELICIOUS CAKE first part too and PRICK talking about the RAT'S ASS letter that it's LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! mocking (what PISS letter? I don't even know what PENIS ON A BUN the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSFACE hi self SHITPISSER even made a really PISS ARTIST good point. "It's SUGARTITS nothing more FREEDOM OF SPEECH from a head nod to a EPIDIDYMIS knee tick". GENITALIA. Which I'll add SPICY CUNT FUCK onto GRINGO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSHOLE suffer that BIRD SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHICKEN FRIES be, because if I were a BRUSH MA TEETH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TURD hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on RAT'S ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CRAPPY be offended, don't read DELICIOUS CAKE the freaking ASSWIPE article anyway.

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKSTAIN WANK GOBSHITE FUCKFACE RAPE PENIS HO CRAPFUCKER EAT MY SHIT!

ARSE DICKLICK DAGO WOP GO HOME AND DIE SHITFACE BITCH COON FEMADOM SCROTUM HAIL SATAN! ASSBANDIT NIGNOG DAMN LOLCAT MILF FUCK NUGGET EMO RAT'S ASS GOATSE POLESMOKER YOU WANKER PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT HELLFUCKER ASSWIPE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSRAPING ASS FASCIST FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JAP FUCKER SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER HORSE SHIT GENITALIA HELL GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SAGGY TITS PUSSY JACKASS CARPET MUNCHER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS SCUMBUCKET MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY TITMOUSE DAMN CROTCH MALL SANTA MALL SANTA JACKASS HELL CRAPFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BITCH CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD SHITCOCK ASS LICKER DONKEY PUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS OSTRICH MY ASS CLEMEN CUNTBUCKET DOUCHING CHINK INBRED SHITE SEX POMMIE PRICK SNUFF PORN FUCKWIT BITCH DICKHEAD BASTARD WANK MONKEY BALLS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITCUNTING HELL ASS LICKER JOHNNY SHITSKIN SHIT BASTARD DOG FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU [Insert swear here] GREASER MONKEY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO WANKER SHITFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS PISS UP MY ARSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK GANGBANG NEGRO BUTTFUCKER CUNT ARSE CHOAD HOMO SHIT DOG FUCKER NECROPHILIA FUDGEPACKER COCK COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT DYKE PENIS ON A STICK BOON CRACKER HELL CHING CHONG CHINK CHIGGER YOU WANKER SCUMBAG EARS OF CHRIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL GOD DAMN FUCK OFF FELLATIO FUCKFACE WANK FUCKTARD TAMPONS PENIS RAT'S COCK STEVE BALLMER FAGGOT FRIG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA CLIT FUCKING PUNANI BLOWJOB DICKFACE JOHNNY DICK JUNGLE BUNNY GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE CUNTSWILLING FUCKING JUMP! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TITTIES COLGATE FUCK A DUCK POWERSHIT [expletive deleted] BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER FUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ORGASM AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A HEIL HITLER! DAMN CRACKER GREASER ASS SPIC PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITSKIN INBRED GOD DAMMIT PEEPEE TIT DIRT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! TURD BUGFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK SACRAMENTO QUEEF TITS FUCK YOU NAZI PENISPENISPENIS!!! DICK CHICKEN PORCUPINE'S BALLS BOOBS GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOOBS BATHING SUIT AREA RECTUM RAIDER CHING CHONG CHINK PENIS NIGGER DUMBASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BAT FUCK INSANE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COON WIENER FUCK OFF DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH GO COUNT YOUR DICK WIENER ASSHOLE DICKWAD POOPOO SHIT ASSWIPE FUCKER SCUMBAG SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SUGARTITS TWAT REBECCA BLACK PRICK DELICIOUS CAKE CUNNILINGUS CAMEL JOCKEY JACK OFF BITCH FUCKFACE FALSE BENSON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PUSSY GENITALIA DEVELOPERS! MOLDY TITS FUCK RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER SHIT JIGGABOO COCKSHITTER BITCH DAMMIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN FUCKER DICKHEAD POMMIE MONKEY SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER STEVE BALLMER MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN TAFFY REDSKIN DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKSTAIN WOP CARPET MUNCHER ABO FUCKING GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA MOCCASINS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISSHOLE LIMEY DICKLICK FUCK A DUCK ASS FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK CUNT CRAPPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL REDSKIN NIGGER DIPSHIT HELL PAKI WETBACK DOUCHETITS SHAKOPEE DAGO SON OF A BITCH YOGHURT CANNON BEAVER TOSSER DOT HEAD BONG GOAT DICK COON TITTYWANK BOOBS FROG THONG TASTER DOUCHE SHITTY COON ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DAMMIT FUCK O CANADA NIGGER PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD JIZZ CAMEL JOCKEY FIRECROTCH SCUMBUCKET PIG SOD FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD I WILL END YOU! UNICORNS NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ASSRAPING DAMN RUSKIE ASS FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITCUNTING GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RUSTY TROMBONE COON DAGO TWISTY VAGINA AY-AY-AY NIPPLES ANUSCAKE POMMIE MOCKIE BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER EPIDIDYMIS BITCH WILLY WONKA CLEMEN SEMEN BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER HELL PIECE OF SHIT HELL PEARL NECKLACE JIGGABOO BULLCRAP CHRISTHUMPER SCROTUM BUKKAKE BUTTFUCKER WANK DAGO ASS LICKER POLESMOKER SMEG PISS FUCKER PUSSY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHE CRAP ON A STICK SEX BITCH TOTAL SPIC SEMEN CHALICE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT CRAPPER FRIG JOHN SMILEY FACE [EXPLETIVE] OSTRICH MY ASS BONER FUDGEPACKER FLYING FUCK PORTUGAL GOD DAMMIT BOB SAGET BEAVER MONKEY SHIT SOD COCK CHICKEN FRIES MALARKY CLUSTERFUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BORDER HOPPER FASHION BUG ASS GOBSHITE BULLCRAP TWAT SHITCUNTING SHITE YID CLUSTERFUCK suck my mothers JERK OFF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS DARTH VADER CRACKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICK TITS MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS TURD FLYING FUCK BITCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JACKASS PISS OFF FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST CONDOMS BUGFUCK WOP PISS OFF WIGGER TOWELHEAD TOSSER MARCH OF FLAMES FRITZ DAMN SEMEN DAMN IT DOUCHE AUTOFELLATIO RECTUM RAIDER DICK GOD DAMMIT FAGGOT BOOBS BOB SAGET SHITTY FUCKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE JIZZ FLYING FUCK ASSBANDIT FU SPANG BATHING SUIT AREA MACACA TITS PISSHOLE BLOWJOB SUCK MY COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BITCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUM CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU PIGFUCKER ASSRAPING TAMPONS JACKASS I RAPE WALRUSES! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMMIT FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE RAGHEAD ASSHOLE ASSWIPE DILDO CHOAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BASTARD NEGRO ASSRAMMER SHIT ASS ASSHOLE ASSHOLE CUNT TOSSER NEGRO TIT DIRT WIKIPEDIA RUSKIE DAMN NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS SHITFACE PUSSY BOLLOCKS CUNT FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT NIGGER FLYING FUCK PRICK BALLS RAT'S ASS FUCK A DUCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHIT DAMN ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT GOOK PISS ARTIST YID PORCH MONKEY ARSE FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE HENTAI DICKFACE I WILL END YOU! FAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TAMPON IN MY ASS HORSE SHIT NEGRO ASSHAT O CANADA CHING CHONG CHINK PENIS ASSWIPE TONY LA RUSSA RAT'S COCK SEMEN BANGKOK RUSTY TROMBONE KRAUT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BOOBIES SHITPISSER HORSE PENIS FELCHING POLACK MOCCASINS WANKER SHITCUNTING CHOAD BANGKOK TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER DILDO BASTARD BORDER HOPPER SHITSLINGING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUKKAKE WANK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JAP SHITBALLS DICKHEAD DICKWAD DAMN PIGS MIGHT FLY SHITFUCKER SOD OFF DICK ORGASM ASSFACE [EXPLETIVE] ASSFACE ASSHAT GARBAGE DAY! POLAK BOLLOCKS SHITE ASS CLIT PEEPEE DAGO TAMPON IN MY ASS BITCH PISS OFF SPUNK FROG'S FAT ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD FEWMETS CRAPMUNCHER ASS ASSHOLE BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK DOUCHE DOUCHEBAG HOSER TOWELHEAD CRAPFUCKER BASTARD DUMBASS FUCKING A HORSE SHIT INCEST CHRISTHUMPER FUCK SON OF A BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER DYKE FUCKER ABO BLOWJOB ASS FUCK HADJI ANAL SCUMBUCKET WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BOLLOCKS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT CRAPPER SHITFUCKER DICKFACE TITS & DICKS TITMOUSE DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK CLIT ARSE CUNNILINGUS CONDOMS WANK RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SAMUEL L. JACKSON PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSWIPE ASSWIPE STRAWBERRY ASS RAT'S COCK CRAP POMMIE CUNT DICKFACE DOUCHE NAZI BUKKAKE GOOK DESU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY BITCH ARSE NIGGER TWAT RAGHEAD ORGASM JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHAKOPEE TWAT SHIT DICK CHICKEN SCUMBAG SOD OFF WIKIPEDIA RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER BALLS SHITCOCK PENISBIRD BALL SACK PENISBIRD RECTUM RAIDER HELL DICK ASSHAT ASS HADJI FUCKFACE TITMOUSE EXTRA LONG PENIS BOLLOCKS MELAMINE DILDO MASTURBATION SHITFACE FEWMETS DIPSHIT REDSKIN LET'S SHIT CHIGGER HOMO FRAK CUNT MICK FUCKING OLD CHRIST OF A BALLS HELL SHITFUCKER GOBSHITE FUCKWIT NIGGER JIGGABOO ASS SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS NIPPLES FUCKING JUMP! SPUNK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING JUMP! SPUNK KAFFIR BUTT PIRATE BLOWJOB SON OF A BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BOB SAGET GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SMEG DUNE COON BASTARD COON EPIDIDYMIS FENCE JUMPER FUCKWIT WIENER HELL ASS BITCH SOD FUCKWIT P'KANG ANUSCAKE BITCH JACKASS FUCKFUCKFUCK INJUN SEX DICKHEAD ANAL EPIDIDYMIS DOG FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN ARSE SHIT O KURWA! JAP JIGGABOO PISSHOLE YOU WANKER BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER TITTYWANK FUCKING JUMP! DAGO PISS ARTIST BOOBIES ASSHOLE JERK OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! GARBAGE DAY! WANK SHITHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NAZI FUCKER INBRED DAMMIT SHIT WHORE FUCKSTAIN ASS CHINK JACKASS INBRED ASS TURD FUCKING A BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY DILDO RAT'S ASS COON PISS ARTIST HELL [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WIGGER SHITE SEX FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POOPY BOOBS DOUCHING TITTYWANK BITCH TUBA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BALL SACK BUTT PIRATE HUMAN RIGHTS DICKFACE DOUCHING LAKE TITICACA BALL SACK DOUCHETITS NECROPHILIA HELLFUCKER DAMN BUTT-HEAD YID DICK CONDOMS SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE ASSHAT DAMN IT DUNE COON DICK CHICKEN SUITCASE PENIS TWAT BOB SAGET ASSWIPE ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT FRENCH TICKLER FUCK YOU CRAPPY JIGGABOO FUCKHEAD WIENER FROG FROG'S FAT ASS BEANER BAT FUCK INSANE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SAGGY TITS PENIS ON A BUN BEAVER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSRAPING BUKKAKE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT ASS BIGNOSE MASTURBATION SAND NIGGER SHITFUCKER ASSBANDIT SEMEN CUNT BUTT PIRATE MARGARET THATCHER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FEWMETS REDSKIN DICKFACE DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER SCUMBAG ASSHOLE FENCE JUMPER BRUSH MA TEETH RECTUM RAIDER JACKASS YOU WANKER MICK SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK BUGGER JIGGABOO DAMN CUNNILINGUS ANUSCAKE ASS LICKER FRIG ASSCRACK INBRED FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHOAD KISSER PENISFUCK CLUSTERFUCK FRENCH TICKLER SHIT BASTARD CHINK BITCH RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAT'S COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUTT PIRATE NAZI DEVELOPERS! WALRUS SHIT HELLFIRE VENEREAL DISEASE BONER SHITPISSER ASSHOLE DONKEY DICK PISS GOOK DICKHEAD BITCH HORSE SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN COLGATE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CONDOMS YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER NECROPHILIA PENIS DYKE CROTCH JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITHEAD TOSSER HELL CAMEL JOCKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER FAG CUNTYMINTS SPUNK HADJI VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE FALSE BENSON DICKLICK TWAT ASSWIPE PENISBIRD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNTING ASSCRACK WETBACK ASS FASCIST BULLSHIT TOSSER JUNGLE BUNNY NAZI SHITHEAD TITWANK GOBSHITE HEIL HITLER! RAGHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CLUSTERFUCK DICK SMEG DICKHEAD DAGO FUCKFUCKFUCK CHIGGER SUITCASE PENIS CLEMEN FUCK HOSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKBAG TITS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKWIT GOAT DICK ASSCRACK PISS OFF SHITHEAD INJUN TITTIES FUCK YOU SHIT SHITSLINGING GRINGO JERRY BONER DICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HOMO PEDOPHILIA NIGGER ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK OFF 666 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BATHING SUIT AREA WOP ASSHOLE HELL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS OFF SPIC CUNTBUCKET COCK BOLLOCKS HOSER FU SPANG BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKBAG HELL PRICK FUCKER DILDO VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER GOOK CRAPMUNCHER HORSE SHIT WANK SHITSLINGING FRIG CUNT SCROTUM SHITFACE ASS FASCIST PRICK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FAG FUCKSTAIN CHOAD TAFFY PENIS ON A BUN BITCH SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA POLACK FUCKWIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PAKI CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHIT DICK CAMEL FUCKER DYKE COCKGOBLIN DAMN INCEST BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE BOOBS GOD DAMMIT SHIT WALRUS SHIT BUKKAKE INBRED ARSE A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! DUNE COON SHITFUCKER BASTARD YOUR MOM HEIL HITLER! ABO CUNT GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES JACKASS NI ASSHAT MOCKIE SHIT ANAL JACKASS GOD DAMN PUSSY ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH TITS & DICKS BONER WANK TITS & DICKS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RECTUM RAIDER OH SHI– NECROPHILIA POLACK TURD INBRED BOOBIES TAMPONS POLACK BOOBS ASS FUCK CUNT AMERICA ONLINE CARPET MUNCHER PISS ARTIST FUCK SHIT ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

ASSWIPE HELLFIRE SHAKOPEE ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER PICKANINNY BAT FUCK INSANE BEANER MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SUCK MY COCK CUNT KIKE Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the KAFFIR and his BENCH PRESS of girraffes in which BAD MOTHERFUCKER while reading about TITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BALL SACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITHEAD