Protected page

Tourette's Syndrome

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Fuckwit)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Please take a IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! look at the CRACKER talk page of this KAFFIR article for notes or discussion before FROG'S FAT ASS editing.
Bouncywikilogo.gif
For those without DICKLICK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CRAPPY article about Tourette's syndrome.
TourettesGuy.jpg

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder CRAP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHUT UP, MEG!, sudden TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITE or [expletive deleted] vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING JUMP! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RHODESIA utterFUCKance of socially EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NAZI television programs to address DICKFACE Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is CLUSTER FUCK not to be DOG SHIT confused with FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK YOU random POLESMOKER disorientation, culturally-DOUCHING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HOSER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, FELCHMONKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING RAPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES NORTH KOREA garbage.

Darnit.

A LICK PUSSY Polite Note to the VAGINA Author:

The DICKFACE Tourette's PUNANI Research Institute was NIGGER TITS founded to CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ANAL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MONKEY SHIT article DAMN IT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or AUTOFELLATIO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKER Tourrette's sufferers NICARAGUA swear. You can FUCKSTAIN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame EAT MY SHIT! TV, for always focusing on the VENEREAL DISEASE bad side of a terrible GOD DAMN thing.
  • The main DAMMIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SOD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIPPLES knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JACKASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA school for BEAVER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA sufferers to become CC PLZ manically depressed and ORGASM commit CRAPMUNCHER suicide.
  • There is no YID cure, and the CLIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKFACE tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SPUNK perodol" which caused my entire HELL body to go CLUSTER FUCK numb and SHITTY basically made it NIGGA! worse than OSTRICH MY ASS it is without the RAT'S ASS drug.

I am an active member of a JOHN SMILEY FACE tourette syndrome GOD DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHRISTHUMPER the ASSFACE public view of Tourettes as a "ASSCRACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is [expletive deleted] much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for DIPSHIT "hi-jacking" your JACKASS SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CRAPMUNCHER this that really JACKASS annoys me. I am working towards a COCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMMIT, and making fun of a DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS time.

Best FUCKWIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANKSPLAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your BELGIUM capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew AY-AY-AY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The FUCKING A bastard who wrote this article. You can PIGS MIGHT FLY punch him if you WANKER want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONALD RUMSFELD saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FENCE JUMPER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHUT UP, MEG! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HONKY and GOD DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRAP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MASTURBATION BAND WITH 4 TUBA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PENISFUCK HORSE! SHUT UP, MEG! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHUT UP, MEG!'S HOUSE

How POLAK to DOUCHING cure PISS ARTIST the BUGGER Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HOSER for ASSFACE Tourette's SEX Syndrome BUGGER OFF is FENCE JUMPER following DICK these SON OF A BITCH rules DOUCHE NAZI in CUNT order:

  • 1: Avoid GRAPE PENIS immature LIMEY little FUCK OFF kids,
  • 2: Count to GO HOME AND DIE within QUEEF 10 BEAVERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WANK POLAK CONDOMS nor BAD MOTHERFUCKER talk,
  • 4: Tell NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! yourself you SHITFACE don't MOZILLA FIREFOX have SONNY BILL WILLIAMS this SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING WITH NASTY PIG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHUT UP, MEG! last straw KIDDY FIDDLER!

I fucking put MOLDY TITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKLICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKHEAD the TOP OF ANAL DIABETES THIS MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be QUEEF offensive. RIVER CRABS SUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POOPOO people who try DOUCHING to battle FUCKTARD'JOHN ELWAY that tight-ass HELL 17-year-HONKY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PORCH MONKEY it now, but someone said PUSSY' PISS CHIGGER'MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT is a laughing TACO matter. Plus there FIST FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUKKAKE Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKER articles CHOAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ARSE stuff. So DIPSHIT that means VAGINA stop getting mad at the BULLSHIT first part too and HOMO talking about the BOB SAGET letter that it's PRICK mocking (what CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE letter? I don't even know what CUNTSWILLING the heck you're talking about). Adrian JACKASS hi self HUEY P. NEWTON even made a really QUEEF good point. "It's SPANK THE MONKEY nothing more WALRUS SHIT from a head nod to a MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! knee tick". TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE. Which I'll add NIPPLES onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BRUSH MA TEETH suffer that SOD OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PEDOPHILIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING FUCK be, because if I were a CHENEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CLEVELAND STEAMER hilarious. If you CRAPPY Want facts, go on DOUCHING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PEDOPHILIA be offended, don't read DAGO the freaking CLEMEN article anyway.

CRAPMUNCHER ASSFACE MOCKIE CHINK CUNNILINGUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK JIZZ CUM DOG SHIT

BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT CUM COCKSMOKER DONKEY DICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS AUTOFELLATIO DAMNATION BOLLOCKS AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE SEX SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH FOUR-EYES KIKE DICKLICK WANKER DUMBASS I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY LET'S SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUGFUCK FUCKTARD SHITE SHITCUNTING PENIS ON A BUN KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKING SHITTY ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA SAND NIGGER POOPY FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE WANK LIMEY SOD TITWANK PUSSY FUCK YID ASSWIPE DICKFACE [expletive deleted] SHITBALLS VENEREAL DISEASE CLEMEN BORDER HOPPER PISS OFF TURD BLUMPKIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICKFACE SHITE FUCK SHITTY SHITBALLS VAGINA TAFFY DAMN SON OF A BITCH BLUE PENIS! WOMEN'S RIGHTS NI CUNNILINGUS SLOPE DONKEY DICK COCKGOBLIN FUCKER SHITFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BOOBS DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK COCKS IN HELL! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICKWAD NIPPLES REBECCA BLACK SHIT PISS OFF KAFFIR DUMBASS FUCKTARD HELL FUCKFACE ALEX TREBEK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITE BITCH SHIT BULLCRAP TOTAL LIMEY BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT SOD GOD DAMN HOMO FUCKING ORGASM FUCKWIT SEX SAND NIGGER NEGRO SHITFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKWIT HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SHAKOPEE WILLY WONKA FUCK KIKE PENIS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ART METAL PRODUCTS BATHING SUIT AREA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME I'LL RAPE YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK DUMBASS FELCHING SEMEN CRACKER PISS DILDO FUCK DEVELOPERS! COCKGOBLIN ANAL DIABETES SEX MASTURBATION TAMPONS GYPSY BITCH CLIT SHIT DOUCHE JACKASS TIMBER NIGGER [EXPLETIVE] YOU SUCK BALLS PISS CHENEY WIENER CHIGGER BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER TIMBER NIGGER PUSSY RUSKIE SCROTUM CAMEL FUCKER SHITTY GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY TIT DIRT GOD DAMMIT WANK CUNT CUNTRAG BALLS FUCKWIT CUM DUMBASS BATHING SUIT AREA DIPSHIT BELLEND suck my mothers FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITTY BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY ARSE COLGATE PISS ARTIST LENS CRAFTERS STRAWBERRY ASS HELL FENCE JUMPER JOHN ELWAY FLYING FUCK ASS PISS CUNT RAGHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS BLUE PENIS! CUNNILINGUS PISS FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU MASTURBATION FUCK OFF SUGARTITS BOB SAGET BUTT PIRATE POMMIE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT OH SHI– BITCH PENIS BRUSH MA TEETH JERK OFF COON RECTUM RAIDER TITTIES I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHAT FUCKTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAGO WARNER MUSIC GROUP MONKEY BALLS FUCK BUTTFUCKER GOOK MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT VAGINA TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT FAGGOT PORCH MONKEY TIMBER NIGGER BONER RAT'S COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MONKEY BALLS JACKASS SHITE SHIT BEAVER BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK NECROPHILIA FUCKTARD COCKSMOKER FEMADOM PISSHOLE PUSSY SEMEN FAGGOT NIGGER PUSSYLICKER HELLFIRE INJUN CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER INCEST PICKANINNY BALL SACK SHITBALLS MALARKY SOAPY TITWANK FUCKING DILDO CRACKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TESTICLE CHOKE SMEG FUCKHEAD BLOWJOB FUCK ROMANIA CARPET MUNCHER THONG TASTER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUM BIGNOSE ANUSCAKE RAPE LOLCAT HELL FAGGOT TWAT DUMBASS FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT COON FENCE JUMPER ANAL BUGGER CLUSTER FUCK FUCK BELLEND BRITNEY URINE-GARGLING INBRED FUCKTARD SMEG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ANUSCAKE GOD DAMN DAMN PUSSY SOD OFF CUM DAMMIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FLYING FUCK NIGGER TITS FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA SHITSLINGING ASS FASCIST BUTT-HOLE CHING CHONG CHINK ANAL DIABETES BUGGER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BIGNOSE SHAKOPEE MONKEY SHIT INCEST SUGARTITS NEGRO TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSLINGING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BASTARD FUCKFUCKFUCK POLACK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BALLS COCK CUNNILINGUS NIGGER FROG ASSCRACK TOSSER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FRIG FREE ELECTIONS FUCKWIT NIGGER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKWIT SHIT DAMN IT WALRUS SHIT SUCK MY DICK FUCKTARD PRINCE PHILIP TITTYWANK FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD TITMOUSE FUCKTARD ASSCRACK FAG BIBLE BASHER JACKASS SHIT WALRUS SHIT LET'S SHIT BOOBS WHORE SAGGY TITS SEX JUNGLE BUNNY INBRED WEHATEMARIO NECROPHILIA WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHIGGER BALLS CRACKER ROSIE O'DONNELL DOUCHING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NECROPHILIA FUCKING SHITFUCKER COCKSUCKER CRACKER CUNT TITWANK BULLSHIT ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT WIENER TITS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANKER DAMN FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE INBRED ARSEBADGERS FUCK YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS FIST FUCK FUCK YOU CHOAD CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BLUE PENIS! WANK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF BULLSHIT SHITE SHITSLINGING DICK CHICKEN FUCK NUGGET SHITBALLS TAMPONS BUGGER DICK CHICKEN HELL GANGBANG ASS DUMBASS NIGGER CHIGGER DICKFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST VAGINA TITMOUSE RAT'S COCK FEWMETS CUM ANUSCAKE STEVE BALLMER SUCK A BIG DICK GOBSHITE CRACKER SOD OFF FUCK NUGGET TAMPONS DAMN PUSSY SIGMUND FREUD GYPSY SCUMBAG ASSFACE CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT AMERICA ONLINE RAT'S COCK FEWMETS FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSCRACK RAPE PENISBIRD DICKHEAD KAFFIR TOSSER SON OF A BITCH FROG JOHNNY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BLOWJOB PORCH MONKEY PRICK MALARKY CHOAD KISSER TITS & DICKS PENIS SHITE NIGNOG QUEEF NI SHITCOCK DICKHEAD BALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK TITS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PUSSY DIPSHIT BALLS NI CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S COCK WOP ARSE CUNNILINGUS SHIT BOON TITMOUSE SHITFACE MICK TITS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITTY HELL SPIC WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICK CHICKEN SPUNK DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BITCH FRENCH TICKLER YOU WANKER FUCK TACO CUNT LAPPER COCKSHITTER PUSSY CHICKEN FRIES MARGARET THATCHER VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE BUGGER OFF CRAPPY TITTIES FUCKWIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHINK ASSCRACK MASTURBATION FUCKFACE SHITHEAD SPUNK PIECE OF SHIT BITCH FUCK YOU COCK FUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TURD NIGGER ASS FASCIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BLUE PENIS! FUCKTARD FUCKTARD HELL DOUGHNUT PUNCHER O CANADA CONDOMS CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH CUNTBUCKET TITWANK DONKEY DICK DILDO QUEEF I WILL END YOU! POTTYMOUTH SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD SHITHEAD MALARKY CHENEY ASS BLUMPKIN DICKFACE COCKSHITTER BALL SACK ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS SHITTY MONKEY'S UNCLE BELLEND BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE URINE-GARGLING FUCK NIGGER REDSKIN EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM CHINK FUCKFACE CLEMEN INCEST TURD BULLCRAP HORSE PENIS BITCH SIGMUND FREUD WANK SCUMBUCKET DAMN TURD RAT'S ASS CUNT BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CRAP ON A STICK OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA SHITE P'KANG MONKEY BALLS CROTCH ARSE DAMMIT CHINK FASHION BUG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DONALD RUMSFELD WANKSPLAT FUCKWIT SOD TWAT CRACKER BUTTFUCKER CHOAD BIGNOSE SHITTY WANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JAP ASSWIPE REDSKIN HELLFIRE ARSE YOU WANKER FUCK FOUR-EYES GREASER FUCK A DUCK WANK CLIT JIGGABOO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA INJUN CUNNILINGUS ASS TRANNY FUCK [expletive deleted] EUROIPODS BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMMIT PISS ARTIST BALLS ASSHOLE CLIT PEARL NECKLACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BAD MOTHERFUCKER JOHN ELWAY I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FELCHING BULLSHIT BOOBIES NIGGER TITS RUSTY TROMBONE HOSER JAP CUM JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER CLEMEN CUNT JIZZ FUCKING A LOLCAT LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER HELL PENIS ON A BUN DOUCHING BASTARD DONALD RUMSFELD GYPSY BASTARD BASTARD FRIG GREASER FUCK WIENER SHIT PISS ARTIST CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKWIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD KAFFIR CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER FUCKING A ANAL LENS CRAFTERS BELLEND SPIC ANAL DICK FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN CLEVELAND STEAMER CHRISTHUMPER ORGASM WETBACK MONGOLIANS CAMEL FUCKER QUEEF WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NAZI MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER DICK TITS 666 THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES TAMPONS GENITALIA SCROTUM BUGGER OFF FUCKTARD ASSWIPE NIPPLES DICK TITS TWISTY VAGINA BITCH DIPSHIT GREASER JIZZ DIPSHIT SHITFACE RAT'S COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ DUNE COON HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS REDNECK CUNNILINGUS JERRY DICKFACE JACK OFF WINDOWS VISTA GOBSHITE RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD KISSER SOD OFF DICKLICK WANKER MONKEY SHIT SOD OFF SHITCOCK SHITSLINGING SUCK MY DICK COCKSMOKER DAMN CUNT CHUFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PEARL NECKLACE CAMEL JOCKEY DICKFACE SECOND BALLS HELL TAMPONS CLEVELAND STEAMER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JIZZ JAP MONKEY BALLS DICKHEAD ARSEBADGERS JUSTIN BIEBER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YOU TOTAL SHITHEAD NORTH KOREA DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA FUCK YOU ARSEBADGERS FLYING FUCK SHITFACE CUM DONKEY PUNCHER TITS DICK IN A BOX OH SHI– SHIT RAT'S ASS DILDO JAP DAMN IT FLYING FUCK VAGINA HELL NEGRO FUCKING A FELLATIO MASTURBATION ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK YOU GREASER GOBSHITE DAMN COCKSUCKER DAGO DAGO CRACKER THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS [expletive deleted] DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY JUNGLE BUNNY TAMPONS BONER BITCH SON OF A BITCH KIKE ABO CRAP ON A STICK PORCH MONKEY PISS OFF MY ASS BULLSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHICKEN FRIES COON WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH FUCKER ASSWIPE JACKASS ASSHOLE PEEPEE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RAT'S ASS DAMN DAMN ASSFACE WANKSPLAT I'LL RAPE YOU HELL SPUNK BANGKOK CUNNILINGUS FUCK FUCK A DUCK RIGHTS CTHULHU FHTAGN GOOK SHITE CUNT FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FOUR-EYES FROG'S FAT ASS HADJI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS OH SHI– ROMANIA FUCKHEAD JACKASS SHIT BUGFUCK NIPPLES DIRTY SANCHEZ COON VENEREAL DISEASE ARSE JAP TITWANK DONKEY DICK HITLER POWERSHIT SHITFUCKER BITCH YID PRICK FRIG BASTARD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITFACE CHUFF COCK WANK WANKER FENCE JUMPER PORCH MONKEY HELLFIRE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA REBECCA BLACK FUCKHEAD WOP SOD OFF GOD DAMMIT CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER CC PLZ BULLSHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JACK ABRAMOFF COON AMERICA ONLINE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD PISSHOLE BULLCRAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLCRAP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING FRED PHELPS FUCK {{USERNAME}} THONG TASTER NIGGER REDNECK SMEG HELL ASSCRACK INBRED FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST FIST FUCK ASSCRACK CLUSTER FUCK QUEEF HADJI QUEEF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SAND NIGGER PUSSYLICKER FAGGOT FELCHING SHIT BENCH PRESS ASS FASCIST MOLDY TITS WOODPECKERSHIT PEDOPHILIA FUCKWIT WANK FRIG DUMBASS FUCKTARD ANAL CUNTRAG FELCHING MASTURBATION WIKIPEDIA ASSCRACK CRAPFUCKER ASSCRACK HELL PEARL NECKLACE SHITE PEARL NECKLACE CHOAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL HEIL HITLER! PUNANI FALSE BENSON SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN CRACKER MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN IT NIGGER CHUFF DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT ARSE BITCH DEMOCRACY LIMEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKER FUCKER FLYING FUCK DICK TITS TITMOUSE BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BUGFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE PRICK GYPSY SHITSKIN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUTT-HOLE DONKEY PUNCHER CHIGGER ASS JENKEM HEIL HITLER! CUM JIGGABOO SHITSKIN ARSE HOMO GOD DAMN RECTUM RAIDER FUCKFACE CRACKER FUCKSTAIN RECTUM RAIDER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG AUTOFELLATIO HAIL SATAN! FUCKSTAIN DICK CHENEY EARS OF CHRIST NAZI DOUCHE SHIT CUNT RICK MORANIS GREASER CHOAD KISSER FUCK SHIT MASTURBATION BIGNOSE HOSER TOSSER SOD OFF SHITE SLOPE NAZI [expletive deleted] BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD BRITNEY HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT COCKSMOKER BASTARD CLEMEN FUCKING BULLCRAP BALL SACK CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER INBRED FUCKING A CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TITTIES FUCKING A FRENCH TICKLER WANK KIKE THONG TASTER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FELCHING HO DAMN IT DIPSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS BOOBIES NIGGER FUCKSTAIN PISS HAIL SATAN! URINE-GARGLING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT WANK FELCHING NECROPHILIA DIRTY SANCHEZ NEGRO BASTARD SHITHEAD FRIG SHITFACE NICARAGUA PENIS CHOAD KISSER BELGIUM BULLSHIT WIENER RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK OFF ABO FUCK BALLS SHITFUCKER DICK IN A BOX PENIS ON A BUN PISS DICK CHICKEN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHOLE DOG SHIT SHIT BELLEND WANK CUNT PRICK GO HOME AND DIE SUITCASE PENIS WARNER MUSIC GROUP PISS FUCK OFF BANGKOK CUNT FELCHING PISSHOLE BOYCOTT VIACOM! TITS SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DOUCHING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive I RAPE WALRUSES! and with the BITCH and his COCKSUCKER of girraffes in which ASS while reading about PEDOPHILIA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See I CAN AFFORD FOOD also

Jsay.JPG
TheJeeMan.jpg
FUCK YOU Bill Clinton! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)
Nuvola apps important.svg Article written in the style of its subject
This article is TRANNY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its HAIL SATAN! subject. If you do not find it funny DIRTY SANCHEZ, it is probably because you are an INBRED BOLLOCKS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. COCKING FUCKBOROUGH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITPISSER joke loses its humour COCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CHOAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have DIRTY SANCHEZ needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS TURD CUNT DICK!!!!!I <3 COCK