Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITE'PEDOPHILIA'TOTAL'MOTHERFUCKER'CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM'CUM'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MARY WHITEHOUSE neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLSHIT, sudden VAGINA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKFACE or FUCKING A vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAT'S ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTERFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SOD OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING JUMP! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GYPSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JAP utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first [Insert stupid word you just made up here] television programs to address TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMMIT Tourette's is TAMPONS not to be TOSSER confused with CRAP Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BASTARD random SHITCUNTING disorientation, culturally-DOUCHEBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NIGGER language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INBRED souvenir shoppes and massive DICK quantities FRENCH TICKLER of ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKSTAIN Polite Note to the POOPY Author:

The DAMN Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was RAT'S COCK founded to FRENCH TICKLER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELL article FRIG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JAP changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUDGEPACKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALL SACK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICKHEAD Tourrette's sufferers RAT'S COCK swear. You can DICKHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ARSE TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible INBRED thing.
• The main FUCKING BASEBALL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are suck my mothers involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS knee BOOBIES NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK school for FAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKFACE sufferers to become NIGNOG manically depressed and FRAK commit SUCK A BIG DICK suicide.
• There is no FUCKING JUMP! cure, and the GOATSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHIT tics often have adverse GIVING HEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire DICKFACE body to go CANDY numb and REDNECK basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITHEAD it is without the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHE tourette syndrome REBECCA BLACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the GOD DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "ANUSCAKE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUTTFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PIG sorry for URINE-GARGLING "hi-jacking" your MACACA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHAKOPEE this that really GOD DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a HORSE SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOT HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MASTURBATION, and making fun of a JACKASS horrible disorder is (not) NECROPHILIA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! time.

Best BULLSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PUSSY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing PORTUGAL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your TIENANMEN SQUARE capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The MONKEY'S UNCLE bastard who wrote this article. You can JAP punch him if you PIECE OF SHIT want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BULLSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST and CLIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DONKEY PUNCHER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PORCH MONKEY BAND WITH 4 NI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! BULLSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BULLSHIT'S HOUSE

How BAD MOTHERFUCKER to DUMBASS cure WEHATEMARIO the MASTURBATION Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SIGMUND FREUD for SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE Tourette's FLYING FUCK Syndrome CLEMEN is SCUMBAG following CLIT these DUMBASS rules JERK OFF in FUCKWIT order:

• 1: Avoid PUSSY immature BULLSHIT little BUTT PIRATE kids,
• 2: Count to HAPPINESS within FAGGOT 10 LET'S SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSHAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! nor WANK talk,
• 4: Tell MASTURBATION yourself you SOD don't RUSTY TROMBONE have BITCH this SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKWAD WITH NASTY SPANK THE MONKEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S EUROIPODS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BULLSHIT last straw DOUGHNUT PUNCHER!

I fucking put FUCKING A' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPANK THE MONKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS the TOP OF FELLATIO THIS MOCKIE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S offensive. SCRATCH! GROUNDER!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try CRAP ON A STICK to battle PISS'KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH that tight-ass LIMEY 17-year-BULLSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said KRAUT' COCK HEIL HITLER!'WETBACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PEEPEE is a laughing CAPTAIN CRUNCH matter. Plus there AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HENTAI Uncyclopedia, there are EUROIPODS articles GOD DAMMIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ABO stuff. So ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT that means AUTOFELLATIO stop getting mad at the JACKASS SHIT first part too and HONKY talking about the TOSSER letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what DICKLICK letter? I don't even know what CHOAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian 666 hi self FELCHMONKEY even made a really FUCKER good point. "It's PEARL NECKLACE nothing more CUNT from a head nod to a DUMBASS knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA onto WIENER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BATHING SUIT AREA suffer that IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DONKEY PUNCHER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITTY be, because if I were a GIVING HEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article INCEST hilarious. If you JACKASS SHIT Want facts, go on BELLEND Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BOOBS be offended, don't read BRITNEY the freaking CHIGGER article anyway.

BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER PISS UP MY ARSE ASSCRACK YOGHURT CANNON CHIGGER BASTARD DILDO SCUMBAG ASSFACE

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WALRUS SHIT and with the SEX and his DOUCHE NAZI of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about RUSTY TROMBONE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See POMMIE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here]