Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's INBRED'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST'JERRY'MARY WHITEHOUSE'BLOWJOB'PEARL NECKLACE'VAGINA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FAGGOT neurochemical FUCK disorder SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BENCH PRESS, sudden MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FENCE JUMPER or WEHATEMARIO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOAT DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DESU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK YOU words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ARSE FUCKWIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOODPECKERSHIT utterFUCKance of socially SOD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TWO-INCH PENIS television programs to address BALLS Tourette's syndrome.

TOSSER Tourette's is CHAV not to be HELL confused with FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSHAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GRAPE PENIS random MY ANUS IS BLEEDING disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TRANNY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, FUCKTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MARY WHITEHOUSE GRAPE PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! souvenir shoppes and massive INCEST quantities FAGGOT of ANAL DIABETES BELLEND garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKWIT Polite Note to the DICK IN A BOX Author:

The CC PLZ Tourette's PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Research Institute was FUCKING A founded to JACK OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSE article JAP funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CRACKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCKSUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about KIKE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of RAGHEAD Tourrette's sufferers WIENER swear. You can DOUCHETITS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible AY-AY-AY thing.
• The main ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BORDER HOPPER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA knee FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ROSES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NAZI school for P'KANG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKSMOKER sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and PISS OFF commit SOD OFF suicide.
• There is no ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA cure, and the DICKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the KNOBJOCKEY tics often have adverse FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DILDO perodol" which caused my entire ORGASM body to go [expletive deleted] numb and SOAPY TITWANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the TITS drug.

I am an active member of a CLUSTERFUCK tourette syndrome BRUSH MA TEETH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAGO the WIENER public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I'LL RAPE YOU sorry for ALF "hi-jacking" your TAMPON IN MY ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CRAPPY this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a CHOAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN IT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHUT UP, MEG!, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) CHENEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BALL SACK time.

Best INBRED regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SCROTUM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. RAT'S ASS Regards to Andrew YOU WANKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The BELLEND bastard who wrote this article. You can PENISFUCK punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my KIDDY FIDDLER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BENCH PRESS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! and HATE HATE HAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MONKEY SHIT BAND WITH 4 FROG'S FAT ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHOAD HORSE! BENCH PRESS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BENCH PRESS'S HOUSE

How TITTYWANK to FROG'S FAT ASS cure BUKKAKE the HAIL SATAN! Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POO POO BLOWJOB for PISS OFF Tourette's TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Syndrome FUCKWIT is RAT'S ASS following COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT these SMEG rules AUTOFELLATIO in BUGGER order:

• 1: Avoid COCKGOBLIN immature O CANADA little BUTT-HEAD kids,
• 2: Count to BULLSHIT within CHIGGER 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE BIRD SHIT nor FUCKING talk,
• 4: Tell COCKSMOKER yourself you CUNT don't SHITE have JAP this PAKI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JACK ABRAMOFF WITH NASTY DONKEY DICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKWIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BENCH PRESS last straw PORCH MONKEY!

I fucking put COCKSUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITSLINGING the TOP OF HITLER THIS GREASER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be QUEEF offensive. SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SUITCASE PENIS people who try CHIGGER to battle CONDOMS'POMMIE that tight-ass CAMEL JOCKEY 17-year-BALL SACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POLAK it now, but someone said FUCK' FELCHING BUTTFUCKER'COCKGOBLIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WEHATEMARIO is a laughing FUCKFACE matter. Plus there SHITTY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JACK ABRAMOFF Uncyclopedia, there are HELL articles FUCKFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKSTAIN stuff. So DIPSHIT that means TRANNY stop getting mad at the POLACK first part too and SPIC talking about the MILF letter that it's BALL SACK mocking (what ASSCRACK letter? I don't even know what DICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ANAL hi self ANAL even made a really MOTHERFUCKER good point. "It's FUCKER nothing more BOON from a head nod to a TIT DIRT knee tick". AY-AY-AY. Which I'll add YOU WANKER onto CUM saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ANUSCAKE suffer that FUCK OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BIRD IN THE HOUSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKHEAD be, because if I were a ASSRAMMER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article I WILL KILL YOU! hilarious. If you DILDO Want facts, go on ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POOPY be offended, don't read ASS the freaking FUCKTARD article anyway.

ASS JACK OFF CLEMEN SON OF A BITCH NORTH KOREA ANAL CHOAD CUNT DUNE COON STUDENT RIOTS

INBRED SON OF A BITCH QUEEF NORTH KOREA ASS VAGINA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BOOBIES PENIS GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE ASSWIPE POLAK RAT'S COCK BONER QUEEF FENCE JUMPER JACK OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! TIMBER NIGGER JIGGABOO BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FRIG RAT'S COCK FRED PHELPS MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN FUCK SHAKOPEE TOWELHEAD POLACK TWAT TITS HORSE SHIT SHITCOCK QUEEF TOSSER MICK ASSHAT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HO PENIS ON A STICK TIT DIRT WANK BITCH BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS BRUSH MA TEETH JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKSHITTER FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT FUCKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT INBRED OSTRICH MY ASS MAMA MIA D'OH SEMEN DICK CHICKEN WANK PENISFUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKTARD FENCE JUMPER JESSE McCARTNEY SLOPE ASSBANDIT POWERSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT BITCH ARSE DAMN SHITFACE DICKHEAD BUKKAKE SACRAMENTO BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHIT GANGBANG BLOWJOB HENTAI DIRTY SANCHEZ GOBSHITE CUNNILINGUS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FRITZ CHOAD JAP OH SHI– DAMN ASSWIPE TITS FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT GOOK CUNT JACKASS BITCH CROTCH TITMOUSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PORCUPINE'S BALLS KIDDY FIDDLER BALLS MONGOLIANS ARSE TITS & DICKS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GREASER ASSHAT SHITE FUCKING CLIT SHITHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS FASCIST WANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKBAG TAMPON IN MY ASS POMMIE BITCH SAND NIGGER BULLSHIT GOD DAMN FUDGEPACKER COCKSHITTER CUNNILINGUS VAGINA ASSFACE ALEX TREBEK DICK TITS GREASER PICKANINNY JACK OFF CHIGGER DICKHEAD BALL SACK DICKHEAD FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER 666 FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER NIPPLES FUCK SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE pen0r GRINGO BITCH FROG JERRY ASS WANK CC PLZ ANAL DIABETES NIGNOG SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT BIRD SHIT CHOAD KISSER COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUNE COON BITCH CUM EXTRA LONG PENIS WIENER DAMN IT CUNT JACKASS BLISTERING BARNACLES ARSE CUNT ABO LET'S SHIT CHICKEN SHIT PISS WANK CHRISTMAS TREES SOAPY TITWANK CLEMEN DICKLICK TITMOUSE WANK PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT MOCCASINS POMMIE BORDER HOPPER ALEX TREBEK FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ RAGHEAD POOPY CUM TACO FIRECROTCH BUTT-HOLE CLUSTERFUCK BITCH COCKSUCKER JACK OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKFACE FUCKWIT ASSRAPING BUGFUCK BASTARD SHITFUCKER FUCK NIGGER ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES DAMNATION HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DUMBASS SHITHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUTTFUCKER TRANNY ASSCRACK JUNGLE BUNNY KIKE DOUCHE YOU WANKER DOUCHING SAMUEL L. JACKSON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSCRACK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING A DONKEY DICK SUGARTITS BATHING SUIT AREA FROG'S FAT ASS TIMBER NIGGER POLESMOKER HORSE SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL THERE IS A CABAL BOON FUCKING A FUCKTARD MARCH OF FLAMES CHICKEN SHIT POLESMOKER CONAN O'BRIAN ASS TAFFY FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT STEVE BALLMER CUNT SHIT BIRD SHIT GOOK SHITBALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TIMBER NIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA NORTH KOREA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SUCK MY DICK HELL GENITALIA DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT POMMIE FUCK A DUCK RAT'S COCK DOUCHE NAZI I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS ARTIST ASSHAT FREE ELECTIONS FUCK P'KANG JACKASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS GO HOME AND DIE COCKSUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT DICKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK MONKEY BALLS FRAK DICK TITS MAMA MIA COCKSHITTER GRINGO JACKASS RAGHEAD GOD DAMN ANAL HORSE PENIS MASTURBATION CUNT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT SHIT CLEMEN DARTH VADER CRAPPY CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT DOG FUCKER FUCKHEAD NAZI POMMIE RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PRICK GENITALIA ARSEBADGERS JACKASS SHIT HELL GREASER CRACKER BRITNEY TITS FOUR-EYES TITTIES TWAT FUCKER DONKEY DICK CUNT FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOCCASINS CRAPFUCKER HITLER DIPSHIT GENITALIA NIGGER REDNECK CRAP ON A STICK PEEPEE TWAT WANK FUCKING JUMP! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIGNOSE SHIT GOD DAMMIT KRAUT HELL RAT'S COCK FUCKER TWISTY VAGINA FUCKWIT SHITCOCK JAP GOD BLESS AMERICA FELLATIO SCROTUM CRAPPY FUCKTARD DILDO GOD DAMMIT FAGGOT FUCKING A DAMN SHITBALLS KIKE RUSKIE TITTYWANK D'OH TURD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FROG CUNT SEX MACACA HELL DAMN NEOPETS SPIC ASSCRACK BITCH SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAFFY CHAV FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN ASSRAPING BAT FUCK INSANE NIPPLES GOATSE BASTARD SON OF A BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITSLIDE FUCKER SHITFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ROSIE O'DONNELL FELLATIO RAT'S COCK PENISFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKSTUFFER CRAPFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITTY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PUNANI GARBAGE DAY! BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK YOUR MOM TITS SHITE POMMIE DAMN POOPOO BOOBS ASSWIPE OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCKER DICKWAD DUNE COON GO HOME AND DIE FUCKTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITCOCK JOHN SMILEY FACE CONDOMS GOATSE LOLCAT GOD DAMN FUCKBAG DOUCHING AOL IPs DAMN FUCKTARD HORSE SHIT GRAPE PENIS PISS OFF TITS FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK ANUSCAKE BITCH FRITZ SHITTY FUCK PIECE OF SHIT WIGGER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BASTARD DAMN SECOND BALLS FUCKING SUGARTITS WANK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING CUM FUCK SHITTY SHITHEAD RIGHT WING TITS TOTAL I DON'T HAVE AIDS PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER FAG CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL SPUNK CRAP ON A STICK JACK OFF CUNTYMINTS SHIT NIPPLES BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH TWISTY VAGINA CHOAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TITS HADJI FELCHING DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ORGASM SON OF A BITCH BASTARD DAMN KNOBJOCKEY JERRY JIZZ FRIG STEVE BALLMER HOMO CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKSHITTER FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOT HEAD YOU WANKER FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF WANK PORCH MONKEY SUCK MY COCK EAT MY SHIT! CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER INBRED HELLFUCKER ASS FAGGOT SHITSLINGING TWAT BULLSHIT CUNTRAG CHOAD SHITSLINGING BASTARD ASS COCK NEGRO PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! GOD DAMMIT SHAKOPEE TITTYWANK MONKEY SHIT CLUSTERFUCK WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I WILL END YOU! NIHILISM DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMN MASTURBATION GOOK ARSE GOD DAMN SHITCOCK DUMBASS SHUT UP, MEG! ASS UNICORNS INBRED CRAP ON A STICK SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKBAG CRACKER CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF CUM PRICK POMMIE HELL D'OH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BORDER HOPPER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DIPSHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA AUTOFELLATIO SLOPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUKKAKE JACKASS MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT FUCKING FUCK SHITCOCK NORTH KOREA BASTARD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITSLINGING ARSEBADGERS CUNTYMINTS WANK DAMN DAMN ASS SHITBALLS MASTURBATION JACKASS SHIT POLESMOKER REDSKIN SOD COCK WANKSPLAT FUCK BALL SACK DICK TITS SHIT GOD DAMN MILF BULLSHIT PISS UP MY ARSE WEHATEMARIO TONY LA RUSSA REBECCA BLACK RAT'S ASS BASTARD THONG TASTER PRICK BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT DICK TITS FELCHING FUCK OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT INCEST WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT LAPPER INBRED GO COUNT YOUR DICK MALARKY CLIT PIECE OF SHIT INCEST O KURWA! ASSCRACK GOAT DICK CAMEL JOCKEY DIPSHIT GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY GENITALIA I LIKE SCHOOL D'OH GARBAGE DAY! ANAL DIABETES INJUN FUCK NUGGET FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MICK FEWMETS ANUSCAKE ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! SON OF A BITCH VAGINA NIGGER TITS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DICKLICK TAMPONS KAFFIR MOCKIE ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS TOSSER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE PENIS BUGFUCK TWAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER WHORE SHIT CUNT WALRUS SHIT TITTIES BEANER DONALD RUMSFELD SHITFACE NIGNOG DAMN PISS ARTIST ARSE CHOAD BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA INBRED COCK FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOCKIE BITCH COCK BOON WANK SON OF A BITCH TURD PUNANI RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POMMIE ASS SHITBALLS FUCK OFF WANK CAMEL JOCKEY NEGRO BUNG-HOLE RAT'S COCK TITTIES BOOBS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TWISTY VAGINA BELGIUM DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN DAMNATION CLEMEN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BEANER SHITTY RAPE SHITTY FUCK OFF EAT MY SHIT! DELICIOUS CAKE GRINGO PEDOPHILIA WINDOWS VISTA HORSE SHIT BASTARD DIPSHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNT BATHING SUIT AREA CUNTBUCKET BONER ASSFACE LOLCAT FUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS BORDER HOPPER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHAKOPEE COCK RAGHEAD FUCK A DUCK PEDOPHILIA RAPE NI FUCK PISS DOUCHING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOATSE FELLATIO FUCKTARD SEMEN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BLOWJOB COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASS POLACK DOUCHING WANKER FAGGOT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! [expletive deleted] I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TUBA PENISBIRD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELL BOOBS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS POWERSHIT GOD DAMMIT CUNT DICK CHICKEN FRENCH TICKLER POLAK TIT DIRT STRAWBERRY ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL DOODIE HEAD GOOGLE CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH JOHN ELWAY ARSEBADGERS DICKLICK POOPOO TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKSTAIN SHITE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CRAPPY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DUMBASS FUCKHEAD BLUE PENIS! DAMN GRINGO FUCKING SPUNK AMERICAN SPELLING BALLS INBRED ASSFACE SHITCOCK FAG DICKHEAD HONKY ASSHOLE BOOBIES POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKING CUM ASSHAT FUCKBAG FIST FUCK HONKY FIST FUCK ASSFACE WALRUS SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MALARKY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMNATION DILDO SHIT BEAVER TURD PIECE OF SHIT SNUFF PORN ANAL DIABETES LOLCAT WOP PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK GYPSY FLYING RAT'S ASS GOAT DICK WHITE PEOPLE pen0r DOG SHIT INBRED DELICIOUS CAKE TURD JACKASS DIPSHIT TRANNY SHITFACE WOODPECKERSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRIENDS DICK CHICKEN DICK TITS CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK FUCK DOG SHIT FUCKING JUMP! SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKHEAD FEWMETS SAGGY TITS SHITFUCKER DAMN IT ASSRAMMER WHORE ASSHAT CUNTSWILLING [EXPLETIVE] RAT'S COCK D'OH ASSRAPING WANK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ARSE MAMA MIA CHOAD KISSER ORGASM PISS BUTT PIRATE QUEEF FOUR-EYES FRITZ ANAL DIABETES TOURETTE'S IS FUN FUCKING BLISTERING BARNACLES DICK TITS SHIT JOHNNY HO CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT DAMN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITTIES BALLS HELL SHITCUNTING SHITFUCKER SHITCOCK TACO CUNTSWILLING PUSSY DOT HEAD CHICKEN FRIES SHITFACE SCUMBAG DAMN DAMN PRICK BELLEND BONG DUMBASS WANK GENITALIA WANKSPLAT ASSHAT CRAPMUNCHER SMEG FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN RAPE MARCH OF FLAMES BUKKAKE HO FUCKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES WANK CLUSTERFUCK JIGGABOO HELL ASSFACE WANKER WANKER SCUMBAG CUNTRAG JERK OFF INCEST SHITHEAD FUCK BEANER WOODPECKERSHIT DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER O CANADA ASSRAPING WETBACK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSCRACK DARTH VADER TIT DIRT BITCH DICKFACE ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT CHINA IS CAPITALIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TUBA CUNT TENTACLE RAPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BORDER HOPPER TWAT NIGNOG NECROPHILIA BIRD SHIT PUSSYLICKER MARCH OF FLAMES GOOK DICK CHICKEN HENTAI BLUE PENIS! BULLSHIT SAGGY TITS LAKE TITICACA SEX MALARKY CAMEL FUCKER SHITHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JERK OFF CUNT BASTARD SHITHEAD BUNG-HOLE SACRAMENTO FLYING FUCK SOD JERRY SHITE SHITFACE FAGGOT DOUCHING DICKHEAD FELCHING DUMBASS SHITE NIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH FUCKING A INCEST HELLFUCKER PISS OFF DAMN DICKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CONAN O'BRIAN DIPSHIT CLEMEN FUCKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSKIN PUSSY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNT WANK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS BOON PENIS DAMN IT TACO ORGASM SHITFUCKER PUSSY DOG SHIT YOU WANKER BUGGER TURD DICKLICK COCKSUCKER DICK IN A BOX WANK FUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK 666 DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER CHOAD BUGGER OFF HOSER FUCKER PENIS ON A STICK SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT HOMO FROG'S FAT ASS HORSE PENIS GOD DAMMIT CRACKER SNUFF PORN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASS PIGFUCKER CRACKER FUCKING A RAGHEAD MASTURBATION FUCKING A PRICK PUSSY SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU TARTAR SAUCE SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAGO SHITFACE SHITE BUKKAKE TENTACLE RAPE SEMEN BONER ALEX TREBEK TACO BULLCRAP HELL URINE-GARGLING CHOAD JOHNNY EXTRA LONG PENIS PENIS CUNT JACK OFF CTHULHU FHTAGN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD FUCKFUCKFUCK SCROTUM CUNT BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE SHITFACE NIPPLES SHITE SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSHOLE O CANADA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CAUCASIANS and with the HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY and his FUCK of girraffes in which CLUSTERFUCK while reading about MONKEY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NEGRO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKWIT