Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TITS'COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK'COCKSHITTER'SHITSLINGING'ASS'DONKEY DICK'WOODPECKERSHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I'LL RAPE YOU, sudden GOD DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BLOWJOB or WARNER MUSIC GROUP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GENITALIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may VAGINA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MASTURBATION words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUM CHENEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAPE utterFUCKance of socially HELL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PEDOPHILIA television programs to address ASSRAPING Tourette's syndrome.

BLOWJOB Tourette's is DYKE not to be HUMAN RIGHTS confused with CHAV Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCROTUM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random TWISTY VAGINA disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TENTACLE RAPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SONNY BILL WILLIAMS language, TITWANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLCRAP DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SPANK THE MONKEY souvenir shoppes and massive PISS ARTIST quantities GREASER of ANAL DIABETES POLACK garbage.

Darnit.

A DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Polite Note to the TAMPONS Author:

The JACKASS Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was ASS founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRAPFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE article COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITCUNTING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BALL SACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKTARD Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFACE swear. You can [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NECROPHILIA TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible NEOPETS thing.
• The main DICKHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ANUSCAKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CONDOMS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS OFF knee ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JACKASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAGHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNTRAG school for SLOPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PENIS sufferers to become AAAAAAAAA! manically depressed and BUKKAKE commit IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD suicide.
• There is no PENIS cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEARL NECKLACE tics often have adverse ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BEANER perodol" which caused my entire I WILL END YOU! body to go COON numb and DAGO basically made it NIGGA! worse than suck my mothers it is without the MARGARET THATCHER drug.

I am an active member of a FLYING RAT'S ASS tourette syndrome UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BASTARD the DICKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for DYKE "hi-jacking" your GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DONKEY PUNCHER this that really BOLLOCKS annoys me. I am working towards a GARBAGE DAY! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a BLISTERING BARNACLES horrible disorder is (not) MARGARET THATCHER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best FLYING RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “OH SHI–” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BELGIUM byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. FUCK OFF Regards to Andrew I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can TACO punch him if you IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WILLY WONKA saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my SHUT UP, MEG! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine I'LL RAPE YOU Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BELGIUM and TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BAND WITH 4 JOHNNY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS HORSE! I'LL RAPE YOU IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO I'LL RAPE YOU'S HOUSE

How PUNANI to CHENEY cure ASSFACE the HELLFUCKER Tourette's CHUFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INBRED for PORCH MONKEY Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome SUCK MY COCK is CUNT following BENSON SUCKS these FOUR-EYES rules PEARL NECKLACE in PISSHOLE order:

• 1: Avoid ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA immature PIGFUCKER little PISS kids,
• 2: Count to BOOBS within I WILL KILL YOU! 10 BULLSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TITWANK WILLY WONKA nor SEX talk,
• 4: Tell MELAMINE yourself you PENIS ON A STICK don't [EXPLETIVE] have FUCKER this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRACKER WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the I'LL RAPE YOU last straw PAKI!

I fucking put GOATSE' my comment at the TOP OF THE PIECE OF SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF FRENCH TICKLER THIS CRAP ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKHEAD offensive. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JERK OFF people who try SCUMBAG to battle GOBSHITE'BUTT-FOR-BRAINS that tight-ass POLAK 17-year-SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FRIG it now, but someone said GOD DAMN' DIRTY SANCHEZ CONDOMS'ARSE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER is a laughing CHICKEN SHIT matter. Plus there CLIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GANGBANG Uncyclopedia, there are FALSE BENSON articles suck my mothers about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN IT stuff. So HELL that means PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS stop getting mad at the SHITHEAD first part too and FUCKING A talking about the COMMUNIST DILDO letter that it's FLYING FUCK mocking (what PENIS letter? I don't even know what ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOLLOCKS hi self CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A even made a really BOOBS good point. "It's SHITFACE nothing more MILF from a head nod to a YOU WANKER knee tick". COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK. Which I'll add FUCKTARD onto I'LL RAPE YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT suffer that FUCKFACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SEX it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COMMUNIST DILDO be, because if I were a HELL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FRIG hilarious. If you CROTCH Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKFACE be offended, don't read ASSCRACK the freaking FRITZ article anyway.

FRENCH TICKLER KRAUT RAT'S COCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS VAGINA TITS FUCKTARD SHITE CRAPMUNCHER JIZZ

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FROG'S FAT ASS NECROPHILIA WALRUS SHIT COCK DOG SHIT FUCK YOU TITS ASSCRACK FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU I WILL END YOU! SON OF A BITCH HORSE PENIS CROTCH ASSHAT NIGNOG CLEMEN DYKE NIGGER COCK SOD OFF ABO TAMPONS DAMN WANK GOD DAMMIT SHITTY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING 666 CRAPFUCKER MILF FUCKSTAIN JUNGLE BUNNY CUNTBUCKET LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNT JERRY GIVING HEAD BONER SEMEN HONKY CUNT FUCK NIGGER WIENER SHITFUCKER VAGINA RAT'S COCK SAND NIGGER RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT SNUFF PORN I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN IT POLACK SUGARTITS SHITFUCKER HELLFIRE DICK TITS & DICKS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PIG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAPE PRICK BOOBS PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BITCH DILDO VENEREAL DISEASE TOSSER DUNE COON BITCH DONKEY DICK DAMN PUSSYLICKER PIG BASTARD FOUR-EYES CUNTSWILLING FROG DICK CLUSTERFUCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT VAGINA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUGFUCK MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE VAGINA JUMPING JESUS!!! CHICKEN SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHIT BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD BLESS AMERICA ARSEBADGERS DOUCHETITS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE DICKHEAD FUCKWIT DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD SEMEN BOB SAGET NECROPHILIA FOUR-EYES GREASER PENIS {{USERNAME}} JOY CLEMEN BASTARD BONER HELL SHITE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE SHITBALLS HAIL SATAN! LOLCAT DOUCHEBAG NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DIPSHIT ASSFACE SHIT JOHNNY FROG'S FAT ASS RAPE SCROTUM MOZILLA FIREFOX KIKE MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT JERRY DAMN DICKHEAD BUTT PIRATE SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ANUSCAKE ORGASM CLEMEN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NIPPLES PUSSY DUNE COON SPICY CUNT FUCK BOOBS BONG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JESSE McCARTNEY BOOBS DOODIE HEAD SHITE ASSHOLE SHITTY FUCKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY PIGFUCKER CLIT COON SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU DAMN FUCKHEAD SOD OFF CAMEL JOCKEY MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKING DOG FUCKER COCK CUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT LIKE A HORSE AUTOFELLATIO CRAP CUNTBUCKET ASSCRACK GOD DAMN ASSCRACK FUCK YOU DELICIOUS CAKE INJUN HELL BRUSH MA TEETH BITCH BELLEND POLESMOKER FLAMING ASS BADGER PRICK PAKI SHIT NIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE OH SHI– Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CAMEL FUCKER ASSRAMMER SPANK THE MONKEY TUBA PORCH MONKEY PENIS BEAVER FELLATIO HONKY FUCK POOPOO CHICKEN SHIT SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COON WIENER TITTIES SUCK MY COCK SHAKOPEE YOUR MOM PENIS WALRUS SHIT COCKSUCKER COCKSHITTER DAMN NEGRO ABO PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD TITTYWANK HADJI SEMEN SAND NIGGER PUSSY LET'S SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE KNOBJOCKEY POMMIE MONKEY BALLS MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKWIT INBRED SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD PRICK SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAPE PISS BUKKAKE INCEST SHITHEAD DUMBASS JAP GO HOME AND DIE SHITTY PISS OFF BITCH RAGHEAD CHINK CLEAN DRINKING WATER SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS SHIT SEMEN FUCKING PENIS ON A STICK COON CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN DAMN RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS NEGRO DANDELIONS TRANNY FUCKING DIPSHIT PAKI FUCKING A SNUFF PORN BULLSHIT FUCKWIT SUITCASE PENIS SHITE DICK HOT GRITS ANUSCAKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SAND NIGGER PISS OFF WANKSPLAT DAMN POOPY SIGMUND FREUD HELL SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT CUNT CUNT WANK FUDGEPACKER DAMN OLD CHRIST OF A BULLSHIT KIKE FUCKFUCKFUCK SEX SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FAG CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHENEY DICKWAD PEDOPHILIA BIGNOSE DOUCHEBAG FUCKBAG CUNNILINGUS BITCH FUCK SHIT BOLLOCKS FUCKFACE STRAWBERRY ASS PICKANINNY JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKSTAIN CHING CHONG CHINK HORSE SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOAT DICK BEAVER CRAPPY HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE SUCK MY DICK EPIDIDYMIS DICK SPUNK BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD HELL FU SPANG JESSE McCARTNEY CUNNILINGUS SAND NIGGER FUCKWIT PRICK TOWELHEAD COCKSUCKER BASTARD NIGNOG GOD BLESS AMERICA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! STEVE BALLMER SHIT BALL SACK FRITZ GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS RUSKIE CHIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER WANK JUSTIN BIEBER FAG EPIDIDYMIS COCK BITCH POMMIE GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD SHIT TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY CRAP ON A STICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL JACKASS SHIT BEAVER ORGASM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GENITALIA BITCH NECROPHILIA INBRED CHOAD KISSER INJUN FAGGOT BASTARD HATE HATE HAT HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FROG ASSFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS LOLCAT PUNANI SUGARTITS JAP BIRD SHIT TOWELHEAD FUCKBAG WALRUS SHIT DICKHEAD DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT HO MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS MALARKY NIGGER TITS FUCKING A PUNANI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS WOP PISS BONER DICKFACE JOHN ELWAY FUCK SEMEN CROTCH PUSSY TRANNY BOOBS NIGGER DILDO WOP FAGGOT PISS ARTIST DAMN ORGASM BASTARD JAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER DOG SHIT BITCH SEX BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DOODIE HEAD FUCK ASS DICK ASSFACE ASSRAPING BUTT PIRATE TWAT BOOBS FUCKFACE DOODIE HEAD DICKHEAD DAMN HELL SOD HEIL HITLER! GYPSY RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER MOLDY TITS MOLDY TITS GOD DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN SHIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BULLSHIT HELLFIRE URINE-GARGLING suck my mothers ASS COCK PISS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER D'OH [expletive deleted] FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT HELL MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG 666 CUNT FUDGEPACKER FUCKING BASEBALL VANDALISM IS COOL JOHN SMILEY FACE COCK CUM HAIL SATAN! WHITE RIGHTS FUCKHEAD LOGJAMMER SHITSLINGING FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BLUMPKIN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COON FRITZ FUCKSTAIN RUSKIE HOT GRITS BIGNOSE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS CHIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK DAMN TRANNY WANKER TWAT SEMEN PUSSY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK YOU TOSSER CLEMEN POMMIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU WANKER I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! BONER MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG PENIS FROG DAMN PAKI TESTICLE CHOKE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS FUCKSTAIN NI ASSHAT SHITE DAMN POMMIE SHITHEAD FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER DYKE BASTARD TITTYWANK DOUCHE RAT'S COCK MONKEY'S UNCLE WIGGER PISSHOLE PENIS ON A BUN WALRUS SHIT DYKE DIPSHIT ASS FASCIST SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK SCUMBAG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FIST FUCK BONG MICK DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING ASS PUSSY WHORE BITCH RAGHEAD ASSFACE FUCKWIT HELLFIRE DAMN SOD OFF FUCKHEAD SCROTUM NICARAGUA TITS SHITE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITHEAD YOU WANKER DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSWIPE CHOAD DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE PENISBIRD BEAVER RUSKIE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NEOPETS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SALISBURY PRICK LOGJAMMER DAMN THONG TASTER CLEVELAND STEAMER POMMIE ASSHAT FUCKFACE CRAPPY INCEST TENTACLE RAPE SPANK THE MONKEY PENIS BUTTFUCKER TAFFY GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF WIENER DICKFACE GOATSE CHING CHONG CHINK BOOBS NAZI UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DIPSHIT BUGGER TIBETAN BUDDHISM GOOK PIGFUCKER ANUSCAKE WALRUS SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOOK SHIT NICARAGUA SHIT BUTT PIRATE DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK FAG BASTARD BUTT-HOLE BOB SAGET VAGINA PEARL NECKLACE BELLEND WANKSPLAT PIECE OF SHIT DAMN CRAP LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT LAKE TITICACA NEGRO COCKGOBLIN SCUMBAG WANKER MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT PISS OFF FELCHMONKEY SHITSLINGING FUCK SOD OFF CULT OF THE DEAD COW [Insert yet another person's name here] ASS BELLEND CONAN O'BRIAN HELL INBRED BUTT-HOLE DOUCHEBAG AMERICA ONLINE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WIKIPEDIA FLYING FUCK MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK BITCH TAFFY JERK OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHOAD FUCK FUCKING FRAK CLUSTERFUCK BALLS RAT'S COCK SHIT REDSKIN PEARL NECKLACE WIGGER JOHNNY CUNT HITLER SHITCUNTING DICKHEAD ASSFACE NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSWIPE CHOAD KISSER BLOWJOB INBRED SAND NIGGER SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT CRAP ASS LICKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I WILL END YOU! YOU CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK ASS WANKER DAMMIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BRITNEY ANAL HOSER BUKKAKE BLUMPKIN PEARL NECKLACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUDDHISM BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD NEOPETS RUSKIE FUCK DAMN DAMN FUCK PENIS MOCCASINS YID CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD CLEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ TAMPONS FUCKING SOD OFF URINE-GARGLING FUCKING JACKASS HELL WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN ASS FAGGOT CLIT DUMBASS CUNT NIPPLES DOUCHE PISS ARTIST JIZZ ASSHOLE MAMA MIA TWAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK SHITSLINGING DICK SOD DOUCHING MONKEY'S UNCLE JUSTIN BIEBER NI FUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN SCUMBAG SHITE BITCH CONDOMS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE BUGGER BOB SAGET ASS SOD YOUR MOM PENIS CRAP BUKKAKE POLACK INBRED CUM RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE ORGASM GENITALIA WILLY WONKA SHITSKIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS FUCKBAG YOU WANKER DAMN IT SAND NIGGER PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT POLESMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT TITTYWANK NAZI FUCKFACE ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNT CLEMEN CHENEY PISS FAGGOT HONKY DICKHEAD CUNT FENCE JUMPER JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK BALL SACK WANK FREE ELECTIONS ASS ASS FUCK OFF SHITHEAD POWERSHIT FUCK OFF EPIDIDYMIS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HOSER SHIT DUMBASS SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD FUCK NEGRO DOG FUCKER WANK CUNT DOUCHE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUKKAKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITS & DICKS SNUFF PORN DICK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SEX RECTUM RAIDER EMO PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCKSTAIN TITTIES MALARKY FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK NUGGET YOU WANKER PISS VENEREAL DISEASE INCEST FUCKING WANK SEMEN ASSCRACK JIZZ CUNT RAPE TURD PEARL NECKLACE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT BLOWJOB COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH NECROPHILIA HOSER BOOBS COCKSHITTER BORDER HOPPER HOT GRITS JACK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE PEDOPHILIA FUCK CUNT HELL FUCK TITWANK PENIS OSTRICH MY ASS JERK OFF BASTARD SHITFACE MOCCASINS CHENEY HELL [expletive deleted] MOCCASINS SCROTUM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSHAT INBRED FUCK KIKE GRINGO FLAMING ASS BADGER WIKIPEDIA BANGKOK ASSCRACK GENITALIA SAGGY TITS AUTOFELLATIO DAMN DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK NIGGER JAP BLUMPKIN CHICKEN FRIES SEX TUBA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF and with the BASTARD and his JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE of girraffes in which SOD while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHUCK NORRIS