Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITHEAD'SHITSLIDE'SHITHEAD'CHICKEN SHIT'SEX'BUKKAKE'GOD DAMMIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNNILINGUS neurochemical FUCK disorder MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PUNANI, sudden CUNNILINGUS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GIVING HEAD or FLYING FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIRTY SANCHEZ in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HAIL SATAN! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SON OF A BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUITCASE PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITBALLS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TACO GRIS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous D'OH utterFUCKance of socially ARSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address ASSRAPING Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMMIT Tourette's is BALL SACK not to be MARY WHITEHOUSE confused with JOHN ELWAY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KIDDY FIDDLER random FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK disorientation, culturally-ASS FASCIST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLUSTERFUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, TAMPON IN MY ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOCKIE CONAN O'BRIAN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WOODPECKERSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive GOD BLESS AMERICA quantities FUCKTARD of ANAL DIABETES REBECCA BLACK garbage.

Darnit.

A I'LL RAPE YOU Polite Note to the [Insert yet another person's name here] Author:

The TWAT Tourette's TITWANK Research Institute was ASS founded to SPUNK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BULLCRAP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your EPIDIDYMIS article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HONKY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCROTUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DRAMA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about INBRED Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ROSIE O'DONNELL Tourrette's sufferers COCKING FUCKBOROUGH swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHETITS bad side of a terrible I'LL RAPE YOU thing.
• The main SONNY BILL WILLIAMS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ANAL DIABETES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GRAPE PENIS knee NEGRO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FROG'S FAT ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HADJI school for SHITCOCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITFACE sufferers to become SUGARTITS manically depressed and FUCK YOU commit FUCKER suicide.
• There is no JACKASS cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to, "calm" the BOLLOCKS tics often have adverse KIKE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING perodol" which caused my entire TAMPONS body to go SHITCUNTING numb and FUCKTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS it is without the GOD DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a CTHULHU FHTAGN tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the FUCKING public view of Tourettes as a "SCRATCH! GROUNDER! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSWIPE sorry for SHITFACE "hi-jacking" your ARSEBADGERS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PRICK this that really YOU SUCK BALLS annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PECKERHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WANKSPLAT, and making fun of a PECKERHEAD horrible disorder is (not) EPIDIDYMIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS ARTIST time.

Best DOUGHNUT PUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. ANUSCAKE Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The SEX bastard who wrote this article. You can POOPOO punch him if you COON want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my WHORE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PUNANI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SCRATCH! GROUNDER! and JACK OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with [expletive deleted] music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JAP BAND WITH 4 ASSFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! PUNANI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PUNANI'S HOUSE

How CRAPMUNCHER to SACRED cure JIGGABOO the FUCKSTAIN Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKHEAD for WANK Tourette's CUNT Syndrome PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS is SHITSKIN following NIGGER these BAD MOTHERFUCKER rules DOG SHIT in FUCKFUCKFUCK order:

• 1: Avoid TAFFY immature FUCKING BASEBALL little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to ALF within PUSSYLICKER 10 TITTIESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FENCE JUMPER CUNT ASSCRACK nor FIRECROTCH talk,
• 4: Tell DILDO yourself you TWAT don't SEX have JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK this HOSER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANKSPLAT WITH NASTY YOU WANKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POTTYMOUTH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PUNANI last straw JOHNNY!

I fucking put BOOBIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHICKEN SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CRAP the TOP OF CUNT THIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. FRAK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOOK people who try KIKE to battle BITCH'MAMA MIA that tight-ass SHIT 17-year-SHITFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find YOU it now, but someone said BELLEND' CUNT HELL'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS ARTIST is a laughing FUCK YOU matter. Plus there FUCKWIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WIKIPEDIA Uncyclopedia, there are PEEPEE articles JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So SHITE that means SUCK MY COCK stop getting mad at the TAMPONS first part too and FIRECROTCH talking about the HORSE PENIS letter that it's TESTICLE CHOKE mocking (what INCEST letter? I don't even know what MOCKIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKHEAD hi self POMMIE even made a really DICKLICK good point. "It's DICKHEAD nothing more WOP from a head nod to a SHITPISSER knee tick". FUCKBAG. Which I'll add CHOAD onto GRAPE PENIS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GIVING HEAD suffer that DAMN IT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes O CANADA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a SAGGY TITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING A hilarious. If you BIRD IN THE HOUSE Want facts, go on CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BLUMPKIN be offended, don't read TITMOUSE the freaking ASS article anyway.

HADJI DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ORGASM BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTY BONER CHING CHONG CHINK CUM

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JACKSON SUCK MY DICK FUCK BALL SACK MASTURBATION TWAT PICKANINNY ASSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO NIGNOG SHIT SHITSLIDE DUMBASS FUCK OFF HOSER LOGJAMMER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHUCK NORRIS WOODPECKERSHIT INCEST SIGMUND FREUD CHIGGER QUEEF MOCKIE GOD DAMN SHITE MALARKY MONKEY BALLS ASSRAPING REBECCA BLACK FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY DICK FOUR-EYES HELL SHITE NORTH KOREA VAGINA JACKASS SHIT PISSHOLE PISS OFF MY ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITCUNTING PORCH MONKEY BULLCRAP WHORE CLIT BULLSHIT FUCKTARD CUNTSWILLING CUNT ART METAL PRODUCTS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DILDO MICK CHENEY DICKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN [expletive deleted] REDSKIN COMMUNION WAFER HELL BLUMPKIN PISS OFF SNUFF PORN CLIT GINGERBREAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSHAT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NIGGER GOD DAMN INBRED GOBSHITE SHIT JIZZ JACKASS SCUMBUCKET BUTTFUCKER DOODIE HEAD FRAK ASSFACE FUCKER DICKFACE ANUSCAKE GRUE RAPE TURD HELL DICK IN A BOX ASSCRACK WANK COCKSUCKER WANK SHITE SHITE PEEPEE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACK OFF WIENER WETBACK SMEG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHIT FUCKBAG WIENER FUCK GREASER FELLATIO WHORE FUCK OFF HELL PAKI RAT'S ASS COCKSHITTER ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSRAPING DOUCHETITS CRAPPY ASS WANK SUCK MY DICK FELCHING CLEMEN RAPE WEHATEMARIO BALLS DAMN JIGGABOO SHITHEAD HOMO CUM BOOBIES JACKASS NECROPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD GOD DAMMIT WEHATEMARIO FUCK TITS DONKEY PUNCHER SCROTUM YOUR MOM JERK OFF HELL WANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT PISS FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA BIGNOSE ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS EPIDIDYMIS CHICKEN SHIT DICK ASSWIPE PROTESTS ASSWIPE TOTAL WOP INJUN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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THONG TASTER TITMOUSE JUNGLE BUNNY WOP PENIS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS LOLCAT WIENER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SOD OFF FEMADOM PEDOPHILIA ASS SHITSLIDE DOG SHIT FUCKFACE MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE PEEPEE TITTYWANK PISSHOLE ASSRAMMER HELL CUNTRAG HENTAI WEHATEMARIO GIVING HEAD BATHING SUIT AREA NECROPHILIA DOUCHEBAG YOUR MOM I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCKSHITTER QUEEF JERRY CROTCH O KURWA! ASSRAPING FUCKHEAD BOLLOCKS CHINK HORSE PENIS CUM CHICKEN SHIT THONG TASTER PISS OFF MY ASS WANK FOUR-EYES DUMBASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCK WOP COMMUNIST DILDO INBRED MOLDY TITS PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER SHIT SON OF A BITCH CROTCH RAPE EXTRA LONG PENIS WANK FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH LET'S SHIT SHITE WETBACK CUNTBUCKET WANK PISSHOLE HONKY ASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INBRED DUMBASS CLEMEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPIC ASSHOLE DAMN ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK AUTOFELLATIO FRIENDS FUCK OFF NIPPLES DOG SHIT WHORE RAT'S ASS FUCKING DIPSHIT ASSWIPE PENIS BULLCRAP BITCH FRENCH TICKLER WIGGER ASSHAT FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN PENISBIRD GOD DAMMIT WHORE DICK SHITCUNTING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CONDOMS YOU WANKER OH SHI– SUITCASE PENIS MONKEY SHIT BUTTFUCKER CHOAD KISSER PEEPEE BITCH JENKEM FLYING FUCK DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN DEMOCRACY BUGFUCK FUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! I RAPE WALRUSES! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD TWAT HOSER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PAKI FIST FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GIVING HEAD PORCH MONKEY TWAT TOWELHEAD ASS SAND NIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB RAT'S ASS CLEMEN TITMOUSE QUEEF BLUE PENIS! FUCK YOU DICK TITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD FUCKING BASEBALL JACKASS REBECCA BLACK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MARCH OF FLAMES and with the LIMEY and his BLUE PENIS! of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSHAT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNTBUCKET