Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS'NEGRO'MY ANUS IS BLEEDING'GOD DAMN'HORSE PENIS'RAT'S ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SCUMBUCKET neurochemical FUCK disorder BONER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid 666, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOUCHE or COCKSTUFFER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHOAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKLICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ARFENHOUSE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LET'S SHIT WANKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSRAPING utterFUCKance of socially JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFACE television programs to address BUTT PIRATE Tourette's syndrome.

COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Tourette's is CUNT not to be SHIT confused with BULLSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOBSHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FROG'S FAT ASS random MONKEY SHIT disorientation, culturally-FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIENER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, CHOAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INBRED souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKER quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES FUCK YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A I RAPE WALRUSES! Polite Note to the DUNE COON Author:

The FUCK A DUCK Tourette's WANK Research Institute was WIKIPEDIA founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD BLESS AMERICA article FLYING RAT'S ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEX I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITCUNTING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUTTFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers CUNNILINGUS swear. You can RAGHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the JUNGLE BUNNY bad side of a terrible NIPPLES thing.
• The main [Insert swear here] symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITS & DICKS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MY ANUS IS BLEEDING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSLINGING knee pen0r NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BASTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING A cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNTSWILLING school for SHIT LIKE A HORSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PIECE OF SHIT sufferers to become WETBACK manically depressed and ANUSCAKE commit DAMN suicide.
• There is no BASTARD cure, and the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE tics often have adverse PIG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHIGGER perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING body to go ASS numb and FELCHING basically made it NIGGA! worse than BULLCRAP it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a JACKASS SHIT tourette syndrome RAT'S COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CAMEL JOCKEY the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK YOU swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is [EXPLETIVE] much much (hand spasms) more...

I am YOU WANKER sorry for HADJI "hi-jacking" your PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FENCE JUMPER this that really BUTT-FOR-BRAINS annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BALL SACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a PUSSY horrible disorder is (not) BRITNEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CONAN O'BRIAN time.

Best TOWELHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries PORTUGAL leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Regards to Andrew SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The SHITFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can FU SPANG punch him if you PISSHOLE want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POISON IN TOOTHPASTE saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my FUCK YOU intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine 666 Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLEMEN and BIG FOOT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BITCH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUTTFUCKER BAND WITH 4 SON OF A BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS HORSE! 666 IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO 666'S HOUSE

How DICKHEAD to INBRED cure FRENCH TICKLER the DAMN Tourette's MICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S COCK for HO Tourette's LIMEY Syndrome NORTH KOREA is PEEPEE following CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM these JAP rules SOD OFF in DAMMIT order:

• 1: Avoid BASTARD immature BATHING SUIT AREA little WIKIPEDIA kids,
• 2: Count to CONDOMS within FUCKWIT 10 JACKASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKSTAIN SUCK A BIG DICK CAMEL JOCKEY nor DUMBASS talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you DILDO don't I'LL RAPE YOU have ASS this JAP disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WITH NASTY VAGINA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TURD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the 666 last straw SHITE!

I fucking put OH SHI–' my comment at the TOP OF THE TOSSER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COON the TOP OF POOPY THIS PISS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MASTURBATION offensive. WOODPECKERSHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TRANNY people who try JAP to battle BEANER'MARGARET THATCHER that tight-ass DAMN 17-year-RUSTY TROMBONE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOUCHING it now, but someone said TITTIES' FUCK YOU NIGGER'ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DYKE is a laughing CHICKEN SHIT matter. Plus there SHITFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKWIT Uncyclopedia, there are HELL articles WIENER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRITZ stuff. So TWAT that means BONER stop getting mad at the CRAPMUNCHER first part too and PRICK talking about the MOZILLA FIREFOX letter that it's SHITHEAD mocking (what NORTH KOREA letter? I don't even know what JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOOBIES hi self GENITALIA even made a really SHIT good point. "It's DICKHEAD nothing more MACACA from a head nod to a RECTUM RAIDER knee tick". ASSHAT. Which I'll add FUCKWIT onto JUNGLE BUNNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANK suffer that FLYING RAT'S ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JESUS FUCKING CHRIST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCKSUCKER be, because if I were a GO COUNT YOUR DICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DIPSHIT hilarious. If you BULLSHIT Want facts, go on SAGGY TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOCCASINS be offended, don't read HOMO the freaking MONKEY SHIT article anyway.

BUKKAKE NIGGER BUGGER OFF FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH JIZZ DICKWAD POWERSHIT POMMIE I RAPE WALRUSES!

PAKI DOUCHETITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INJUN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SCUMBAG DUMBASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CRAPMUNCHER BOOBIES FELCHING CAMEL FUCKER TWAT ASSHAT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME TONY LA RUSSA CUNT CUNTYMINTS BUTTFUCKER KIKE DOUCHE NAZI SCUMBAG GO HOME AND DIE CLUSTERFUCK WIENER HELL HELLFIRE PISS FUCKFACE WANK WANK BOB SAGET TWAT JACK OFF ABO DOUCHEBAG BUKKAKE DYKE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOUCHING FUCK PUNANI [Insert silly non-swear here] DONKEY PUNCHER DICK IN A BOX JENKEM BITCH RAPE POLESMOKER FELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER BRITNEY FALSE BENSON FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SPICY CUNT FUCK GANGBANG NIGGER PISS ARTIST CUNT HORSE SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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PISS JERK OFF [EXPLETIVE] FUCKTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TIT SPRINKLES SHITFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG SHITBALLS PUSSYLICKER SHITCOCK DOUCHETITS ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH ASS BUGFUCK POLESMOKER CONDOMS FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY ASSHAT PISS MALARKY YOGHURT CANNON OSTRICH MY ASS SHITHEAD INBRED JACK OFF ASSFACE SHITE BULLSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT WHORE TWISTY VAGINA WANKSPLAT BORDER HOPPER BIGNOSE LET'S SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! DIPSHIT BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS BLISTERING BARNACLES YOU WANKER SHITE TITS TOWELHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE WANKER FUCKHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSHOLE BAT FUCK INSANE FAGGOT TURD [expletive deleted] GANGBANG PECKERHEAD CHAV FELCHMONKEY BUGFUCK ASSRAPING BONER NIGGER MICK FUCKING A SNUFF PORN BUTT-HOLE DIPSHIT BIG FOOT SPUNK NICARAGUA BOLLOCKS JESSE McCARTNEY CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKTARD BUTT PIRATE BASTARD ABO SMEG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DUMBASS ASS PEARL NECKLACE VAGINA BULLSHIT CHINK [EXPLETIVE] TURD GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN HELL I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST BUTTFUCKER BITCH DOUCHEBAG DOUCHE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOCKIE CUNTRAG BLISTERING BARNACLES DUMBASS MASTURBATION ASSFACE MAMA MIA SUGARTITS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS INVISIBLE! HELL DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN TWAT LET'S SHIT D'OH WANK FUCK NUGGET FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE ASSBANDIT PISS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHETITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS PORCUPINE'S BALLS TURD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! VAGINA MASTURBATION ORGASM INCEST SEMPRINI ASS LICKER CAMEL JOCKEY BOLLOCKS CUNT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CUNT FUCKSTAIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING ASS FASCIST WETBACK DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE COCKSHITTER DILDO DUMBASS SOD OFF FUCKING A DIRTY SANCHEZ PEDOPHILIA DOUCHE NAZI NIGGER ASSWIPE [Insert swear here] YOUR MOM ASSFACE ARSE BEAVER GRINGO REDSKIN DICKHEAD SHITHEAD GRIS DAMN IT KIDDY FIDDLER FEMADOM ASSFACE FIRECROTCH MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE POLAK FUCK A DUCK WANKSPLAT WANKER PISS UP MY ARSE SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG BONG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITHEAD ASSFACE BONG GOD DAMN HAIL SATAN! LIMEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKTARD SHIT ASSFACE WANK DAMN GIVING HEAD ASS PISSHOLE ABO FIST FUCK PISS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER EMO ASSHOLE CLIT MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK INBRED DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CANNED QUOTE FUCKHEAD SUGARTITS DUMBASS TOWELHEAD WANK CHUFF HELL JOHNNY FUCKER FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BELLEND FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLINGING ARSE SHIT SHIT NAZI PENIS FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT DAMN IT FUCKHEAD COCKSHITTER BOYCOTT VIACOM! WIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA NEGRO DAMMIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP FELCHING RAGHEAD OH SHI– FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU DICK FAGGOT WANKER DICKHEAD KAFFIR BEAVER RECTUM RAIDER [expletive deleted] suck my mothers CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKWAD CUNTING ASSCRACK NEGRO DONALD RUMSFELD ASSHAT SHITPISSER JACKASS SHIT ORGASM GANGBANG NAZI DONKEY PUNCHER ASS LICKER FUCK SHITTY DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSCRACK SHITCUNTING COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK INJUN DICKHEAD ARSE BIRD SHIT WANKER FUCK JIGGABOO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK HONKY FUCK A DUCK ASSHAT PUSSY CHOAD HELL TIT SPRINKLES FUCKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITTY TWAT REDSKIN HAIL SATAN! CONAN O'BRIAN CLIT JOHNNY MARGARET THATCHER WOMEN'S RIGHTS 666 CHING CHONG CHINK [EXPLETIVE] PISS COCKSUCKER WANK SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK ROMANIA WANK GRINGO HELL JESSE McCARTNEY SUCK A BIG DICK DICKWAD SHIT LAKE TITICACA CHIGGER WANK DAMN IT BALLS WANK BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD BALLS SHITFACE PENIS WANK MARGARET THATCHER CROTCH SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CUNT POMMIE CC PLZ COMMUNION WAFER ARSE ASS SHITSKIN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COCKSUCKER DICK FUCK YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONKEY SHIT BOB SAGET GENITALIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GENITALIA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GRINGO FUCK OFF EUROIPODS SHIT DICK PUSSY NORTH KOREA GREASER FUCK OFF SCUMBUCKET WANK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JERK OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIGFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT SPIC CRACKER DICKHEAD ASSCRACK DOG SHIT CHRISTMAS TREES BEAVER SCROTUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JENKEM FUCKING PISS ARTIST PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING MOCKIE PISS ARTIST WANK MOCCASINS KIKE BUGGER OFF HELL CHOAD HELL RAGHEAD TAFFY BLUMPKIN BITCH MAMA MIA ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ARSE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! WIENER DICK COCKSTUFFER PISS FENCE JUMPER FUCK LUV MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MARCH OF FLAMES VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING A PIGFUCKER WIGGER SOD OFF DAMN SHITCOCK CHINK MOTHERFUCKER COON PISS UP MY ARSE DONKEY DICK DIPSHIT JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS TITWANK BALLS BUGGER OFF WANKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! TIT SPRINKLES FUCKWIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT NAZI CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOD DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER NIPPLES WANK NEGRO LET'S SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE WANK SHIT WIENER ASSCRACK ASS LICKER CLIT JACK ABRAMOFF VAGINA ARSE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT and with the FUCKFACE and his CHINK of girraffes in which CUM while reading about SHITCOCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOD DAMMIT