Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without TITTIES comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SEX article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAGHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder JACK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden SONNY BILL WILLIAMS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JOHNNY or WANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POOPY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOLLOCKS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NAZI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHUFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN HENTAI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SPIC utterFUCKance of socially CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JAP television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

WANK Tourette's is HEIL HITLER! not to be BASTARD confused with NAZI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMN random GOD DAMN disorientation, culturally-HUMAN RIGHTS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! language, NEGRO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TIMBER NIGGER RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities EPIDIDYMIS of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A CAMEL FUCKER Polite Note to the INBRED Author:

The BASTARD Tourette's MARCH OF FLAMES Research Institute was HELLFIRE founded to PISS ARTIST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUGGER OFF article CUM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HONKY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can SHITFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DYKE TV, for always focusing on the MALL SANTA bad side of a terrible CHUFF thing.
The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHUT UP, MEG! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TWISTY VAGINA knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is ABORTIONS FOR ALL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOU WANKER school for BELGIUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS ARTIST sufferers to become BULLSHIT manically depressed and PIECE OF SHIT commit PISSHOLE suicide.
There is no DUMBASS cure, and the ARSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS tics often have adverse FUCKWIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSWIPE perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go DONGSHOVER numb and DOODIE HEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKTARD it is without the FUCKING A drug.

I am an active member of a COON tourette syndrome SHITTING DICK NIPPLES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOCCASINS the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "DONKEY DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKER sorry for CLEMEN "hi-jacking" your CAMEL JOCKEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FAG this that really PEEPEE annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be KRAUT, and making fun of a FUCKFACE horrible disorder is (not) MOTHERFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best MACACA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. PEARL NECKLACE Regards to Andrew MARY WHITEHOUSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The CLUSTERFUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS OFF MY ASS punch him if you SON OF A BITCH want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the IT'S OVER 9000! saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my ASSCRACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HORSE SHIT and JACKASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFACE BAND WITH 4 DAGO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WALRUS SHIT HORSE! FUCKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFACE'S HOUSE

How YUKY DOODY to SUGARTITS cure FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE the DAMN IT Tourette's CUNTSWILLING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING for CUNTRAG Tourette's BITCH Syndrome ASSWIPE is CHIGGER following MICK these TITS rules PISS OFF in NAZI order:

1: Avoid COCKSMOKER immature BORDER HOPPER little SON OF A BITCH kids,
2: Count to DILDO within FELCHING 10 EARS OF CHRISTseconds,
3: Do not open your BULLSHIT NORTH KOREA WARNER MUSIC GROUP nor GYPSY talk,
4: Tell TWISTY VAGINA yourself you GANGBANG don't CAMEL JOCKEY have FLYING FUCK this FREEDOM OF SPEECH disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS WITH NASTY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFACE last straw CAMEL FUCKER!

I fucking put YOU WANKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE DUNE COON PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAT'S ASS the TOP OF REBECCA BLACK THIS LET'S SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BULLCRAP offensive. FUCKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RAT'S COCK people who try JACKASS to battle RAT'S ASS'PISSHOLE that tight-ass CLUSTERFUCK 17-year-FUDGEPACKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD it now, but someone said COCKSHITTER' DONKEY PUNCHER HOLY DUMB FUCK'FUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING lowercase is a laughing 30 CASES OF PICKLES matter. Plus there GENITALIA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are FIST FUCK articles BIRD SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GIVING HEAD stuff. So FELLATIO that means BULLSHIT stop getting mad at the PRICK first part too and BALL SACK talking about the 30 CASES OF PICKLES letter that it's STRAWBERRY ASS mocking (what WOMEN'S RIGHTS letter? I don't even know what SEMEN the heck you're talking about). Adrian JACKASS hi self BOOBIES even made a really DEVELOPERS! good point. "It's FUCK nothing more DOUCHEBAG from a head nod to a FELLATIO knee tick". VENEREAL DISEASE. Which I'll add RAT'S COCK onto ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKHEAD suffer that NI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NECROPHILIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAGHEAD be, because if I were a NAZI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHIGGER hilarious. If you NAZI Want facts, go on VANDALISM IS COOL Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ROSIE O'DONNELL be offended, don't read HOMO the freaking FUCK NUGGET article anyway.

CUNT LAPPER SHITE BOOBS JAP DIPSHIT CARPET MUNCHER DIRTY SANCHEZ INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

FUCK OFF FEWMETS GOD DAMMIT BOOBS BUGGER OFF JACKASS SHIT TAFFY DONKEY DICK CHICKEN SHIT BUGGER TOSSER PIECE OF SHIT ARSE WHORE ASS MOCKIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF DOT HEAD BUGGER I WILL END YOU! SHITE HOLY DUMB FUCK FELCHING SHITSLINGING VAGINA ASSHOLE WIENER SHUT UP, MEG! POTTYMOUTH SHITSLINGING COCKSUCKER CHIGGER FUCKER CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BRITNEY DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! PRICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MALARKY CUNTYMINTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSBANDIT CRACKER CHICKEN FRIES CHICKEN FRIES GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SOD OFF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DIPSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN NIGNOG AMERICA ONLINE D'OH LOGJAMMER FUCKFACE TITMOUSE SOD NIPPLES PIG KAFFIR PRICK COCKSHITTER CUNT FASHION BUG BATMAN & ROBIN WIENER PISS OFF suck my mothers COCKSMOKER HITLER EMO FLYING FUCK JERK OFF KAFFIR FLYING FUCK WANK DONGSHOVER FUCKFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PORCH MONKEY PUSSY PIGFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT CUNT URINE-GARGLING POLAK WIGGER SHITFACE TAFFY WIKIPEDIA RULES FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA BALLS DAMN IT CRAP TITS WINDOWS VISTA SAND NIGGER SON OF A BITCH GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK HOMO BELLEND FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT QUEEF YOU WANKER FUCKFACE KAFFIR I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS FUCK OFF TITWANK HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COMMUNIST DILDO PORCUPINE'S BALLS FELCHING RAPE GOBSHITE WANK SPIC BULLSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS AUTOFELLATIO FIRECROTCH WANK DAMN BULLSHIT BEAVER CUNT CRAPPER ORGASM TIT SPRINKLES CLEVELAND STEAMER TOWELHEAD BUTT PIRATE GYPSY I RAPE WALRUSES! DONKEY DICK TAMPONS TOSSER CAMEL FUCKER PECKERHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK GARBAGE DAY! VAGINA ARFENHOUSE BOB SAGET POOPOO RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BEAVER COON DOT HEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PRICK POLAK CARPET MUNCHER FRENCH TICKLER DUMBASS WIENER NIGGER BLUMPKIN PORCH MONKEY ORGASM DAMN BOB SAGET DAMN IT DICKFACE BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN WIENER ASS HOT GRITS SHIT SHITSLINGING COCKSHITTER DUMBASS WANK PISS NI SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK DUMBASS WOP SOD PISS OFF MY ASS HADJI DOUCHEBAG INBRED REDSKIN FRITZ HOMO RAPE HITLER BALL SACK RICK MORANIS ORGASM UIGURS BLUMPKIN I RAPE WALRUSES! HITLER FUCK YOU PENIS CUNT CUNTSWILLING FROG ROSIE O'DONNELL WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS CONDOMS WALRUS SHIT NIGGER CRACKER SACRED CHAV CUNT GANGBANG PEARL NECKLACE GOOK FUCKING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITTY BUGGER OFF BUTT-HEAD COON PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK INBRED PUSSYLICKER ANUSCAKE I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND SHITE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PENIS ON A STICK SEX BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PENISFUCK I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS TAFFY DAMN PISS SHITSLIDE BUGGER PRICK DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN WIENER HELLFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PENIS ON A STICK ASS ASSFACE RUSTY TROMBONE WANK BULLCRAP FUCK YOU AUTOFELLATIO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE INJUN HELLFUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! NAZI NI FUCK YOU BALLS BUNG-HOLE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING KRAUT ASSHOLE BITCH ASSCRACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SEX BAD MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES WILLY WONKA I CAN AFFORD FOOD SHITPISSER CUM GO COUNT YOUR DICK HADJI DICKLICK TRANNY GOD BLESS AMERICA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GREASER BASTARD CUNTRAG DOODIE HEAD TWAT RAT'S COCK FRIG CROTCH DUNE COON RAGHEAD TAMPONS FUCK NUGGET DAMN TITWANK BUGFUCK SHIT SCROTUM JACKASS SHIT IN SACREMENT KRAUT DYKE MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS DAMMIT TIT SPRINKLES MOCCASINS JACKASS ALF ASS DOUCHEBAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITWANK FUCK DIPSHIT P'KANG DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM VENEREAL DISEASE KIKE SHITFUCKER CLIT DICK BULLSHIT ASSHAT 4CHAN SHITPISSER COCKSUCKER BUKKAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT CUNTRAG ASSCRACK URINE-GARGLING TAFFY TURD JAP MICK BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD BALLS JACKASS PEARL NECKLACE SUCK MY DICK FUCKING JACKASS SHIT DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY BUGGER OFF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITHEAD DOM DeLUISE CONDOMS ASSWIPE CONDOMS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SPICY CUNT FUCK HORSE SHIT PISS OFF pen0r TRANNY BUGFUCK INBRED DAMN ARSE BULLSHIT ANUSCAKE PORCH MONKEY BOOBIES SHITFACE DAMMIT BEANER DUMBASS FUCKING PIG DOT HEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FROG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HEIL HITLER! CHINK GOBSHITE THONG TASTER GOD DAMN PUSSY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER YOU WANKER HONKY DAGO FUCKSTAIN BEANER SHITFACE FASHION BUG ASSRAPING DICK CHICKEN [expletive deleted] ASSFACE BUGFUCK WANKER WANK PENIS PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE DAY! ALEX TREBEK SHITE CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER FAG BOOBIES SHITFACE TOSSER POLAK GRINGO YID SHITHEAD VAGINA ASS HITLER SHITTY SPRINKLES JAP SHITCOCK COON DONGSHOVER GOD DAMMIT BASTARD MOCCASINS SHITSKIN CUNT TWAT FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK ASSWIPE WIENER ASSHAT BOOBS SHITSLINGING HOMO FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK VENEREAL DISEASE JERK OFF SHITFACE PENIS ON A STICK DAMN BITCH CRAPPY HELLFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT JOHNNY YOU WANKER CLIT LIMEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICK FROG'S FAT ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BALLS ARSEBADGERS JERK OFF CHUFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITE JESSE McCARTNEY GENITALIA FUCKER [expletive deleted] WANK TOWELHEAD COCKSMOKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES BALL SACK FUCK DOT HEAD GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT CRAP BASTARD CHOAD JIZZ BOOBS DOUCHING DOG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOCCASINS BUTTFUCKER BUGFUCK POWERSHIT BULLSHIT NAZI JACKASS PISS OFF MY ASS SHIT BULLSHIT DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN JOHNNY COCK HOT GRITS DUMBASS SAND NIGGER GOATSE REBECCA BLACK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITPISSER JACK OFF SEMEN MILF FAG RAT'S ASS FUCKER SEMEN NORTH KOREA CUNNILINGUS YID [expletive deleted] GREASER PIG SON OF A BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DUMBASS BALLS FUCKHEAD CHIGGER BUGGER SHITFACE PISS ASSWIPE MR WINKLER IS GAY JACK OFF SHIT PENIS CUNT PORCH MONKEY BOLLOCKS BUTTFUCKER ARSE WOP ASS CHOAD CUNTBUCKET WANK JACKASS SHIT GRAPE PENIS CROTCH DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN I WILL END YOU! POO POO BLOWJOB BUKKAKE PISS POMMIE WALRUS SHIT SHITCUNTING HENTAI PISS ARTIST JACKASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HO BALL SACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH ANAL DIABETES POOPY SPUNK ASSCRACK CRACKER PIG PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE BEAVER CHALICE DICKFACE DOUCHE CAPITALISM BITCH GIVING HEAD RAGHEAD SHITBALLS BASTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RECTUM RAIDER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CC PLZ DAMN IT SCUMBAG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DELICIOUS CAKE GOD DAMN ASS PIECE OF SHIT EPIDIDYMIS MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKFACE DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EPIDIDYMIS CLIT JAP YOU WANKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKING JUMP! POTTYMOUTH TAFFY EPIDIDYMIS TAFFY BULLCRAP DICKFACE TITWANK DONKEY DICK GOBSHITE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PRICK SHIT SHITE SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS OFF PUSSY FRITZ BLOWJOB CONDOMS POWERSHIT BITCH MOTHERFUCKER WANKSPLAT PRICK [Insert swear here] FELCHING WARNER MUSIC GROUP WOODPECKERSHIT PAKI SON OF A BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS FELCHING ANAL YOU WANKER GOD DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHOAD FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS FUCK YOU CC PLZ BITCH FUCKTARD BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING PRICK BUTT PIRATE DOM DeLUISE TOTAL DICKHEAD TOWELHEAD BUTTFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WIGGER RAT'S ASS MOCCASINS SHITFACE FUCK YOU DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER TWAT CLEMEN WIENER BIRD SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK OH SHI– GANGBANG CUNT CRAPPER COCKSUCKER FUCK SHITFACE JOHN ELWAY RECTUM RAIDER JAP INCEST FUCKFACE KAFFIR GOD DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN ASS CUM WIENER DAMN FLYING FUCK GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD SEMEN JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER GOOK ASSFACE MALARKY FUCK YOU JACKASS DAMN NIPPLES CARPET MUNCHER HELL PENIS ON A BUN ASSFACE DICKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK SUCK A BIG DICK TRANNY EPIDIDYMIS SHIT ASSCRACK RAPE MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING HELL NI DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POLACK [expletive deleted] CROTCH WANK ASS LICKER PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER KIKE GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY SACRED JACKASS SHIT DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SUCK A BIG DICK PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING A OSTRICH MY ASS FELCHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITE DAMN IT ASSHAT BOON BUTTFUCKER SHITTY SHITE RICK MORANIS ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSWIPE DONGSHOVER CARPET MUNCHER GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCK BUGGER FUCKING BASEBALL QUEEF DOUCHE DAMNATION COON MICK WHORE I WILL END YOU! TURD FENCE JUMPER DICK CHICKEN BUTT-HOLE COON RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK O CANADA FUCKWIT SHITSKIN YOU WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU BONER FUCKER D'OH BOOBS YOU WANKER NI DAMN BUNG-HOLE FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! CHRISTHUMPER SHITE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FRIG CAMEL JOCKEY POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD D'OH NECROPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD INJUN HELL QUEEF TOTAL MOLDY TITS SHITE SUCK MY DICK FUCKTARD WOP CRAPPY SHAKOPEE BUKKAKE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT ASSCRACK DEVELOPERS! TACO GOD BLESS AMERICA HELL PECKERHEAD BITCH HELL CLUSTERFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS PIG MARGARET THATCHER BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOG SHIT DUMBASS GENITALIA CUNT PUSSY GOD DAMN WANKER BONER JOHN SMILEY FACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DYKE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FAG MICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HOLY DUMB FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BENCH PRESS JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN IT JOHNNY HELL CRAPMUNCHER CLIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! POMMIE EAT MY SHIT! SEMEN JACKASS SHIT SHITBALLS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSRAPING BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY SHITCUNTING CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A HOMO TONY LA RUSSA ASSFACE WANKSPLAT FUCKING TWISTY VAGINA ASSHOLE DUNE COON FELCHING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS RAT'S COCK SHITE DICK TITS SNUFF PORN RECTUM RAIDER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK GRINGO DUMBASS CLIT LICK PUSSY TIT SPRINKLES DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY DICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNT ASS DAMNATION GOD DAMN P'KANG FUCKFACE BONG CONDOMS BUNG-HOLE CUNT YOGHURT CANNON JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DAMN TITS 30 CASES OF PICKLES FAGGOT VANDALISM IS COOL PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF DAMN IT COON SAMUEL L. JACKSON PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK BUGGER BOOBS BEAVER DILDO COCK CUNT PRICK POLAK BASTARD FUCKHEAD CHINK RAGHEAD GRINGO BUGFUCK ANAL GOD DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS SHITPISSER WANKER ASSRAPING FUCK AUTOFELLATIO PRICK PORCH MONKEY BASTARD JOHN ELWAY ARSE COCK DICK TITS SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE BASTARD SLOPE CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 YOU WANKER JACK OFF PIECE OF SHIT POLESMOKER CLIT JERK OFF DAMN PISS SHITFACE WOP WOP WIENER GYPSY RUSTY TROMBONE DOT HEAD A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! WANK BITCH BLUMPKIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE SCROTUM JERRY PRICK DOG SHIT SHITCOCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WINDOWS VISTA ASSHOLE RUSTY TROMBONE CONDOMS ARSEBADGERS LOGJAMMER ASSCRACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS SHITHEAD SMEG JACKASS ASS SHITTY JAP [EXPLETIVE] DICK SHIT NIGGER POMMIE FUCKFACE CONAN O'BRIAN DAMN MOTHERFUCKER BITCH PENIS HORSE PENIS JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER GOD DAMMIT HOMO SHITHEAD TRANNY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNTYMINTS BOOBIES CLUSTERFUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MOCKIE CHINK BEANER CHIGGER INJUN DOODIE HEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCUMBUCKET TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER SPIC CLIT EMO TITS ASSRAPING DONALD RUMSFELD OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA CLEVELAND STEAMER EXTRA LONG PENIS SACRED DOG SHIT GYPSY GOD DAMMIT ASS WIGGER NEGRO HELL MOTHERFUCKER BALLS SPIC DICK CHICKEN HENTAI BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE FUCKWIT JACKASS MAMA MIA DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK SHIT PISS PENIS DAMMIT COON EMO FUCKER RAT'S ASS HADJI ASSCRACK PISS OFF MY ASS SHITSKIN TITTIES TACO GOD DAMN FRED PHELPS SHITHEAD ASS FROG'S FAT ASS ASS FASCIST REDNECK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK DAMN IT FUCKBAG CUNT SUCK MY COCK MONKEY'S UNCLE RAPE BASTARD FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU TOWELHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT JENKEM JACKASS Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLUSTERFUCK and with the CUNTING ASSCRACK and his LIMEY of girraffes in which ASSRAPING while reading about BONG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BALL SACK also


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