Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'MOZILLA FIREFOX'PRICK'ASSHAT'DIRTY SANCHEZ'SHITFACE'SHITSLIDE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLCRAP neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMN, sudden BASTARD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEMPRINI or COCKSUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BIRD IN THE HOUSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PRICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITWANK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INBRED ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING A utterFUCKance of socially GENITALIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITS & DICKS television programs to address SHITSLINGING Tourette's syndrome.

DOG SHIT Tourette's is SUCK A BIG DICK not to be NI confused with WIENER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIGGER random PISS ARTIST disorientation, culturally-DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HORSE SHIT language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSLINGING FELLATIO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive CHOAD quantities CRAP ON A STICK of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHING Polite Note to the GENITALIA Author:

The PICKANINNY Tourette's SHITSLINGING Research Institute was MOCKIE founded to HOSER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOUCHETITS article CLUSTERFUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOUCHING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSHAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKHEAD Tourrette's sufferers KAFFIR swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BAD MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the TIT DIRT bad side of a terrible NIGNOG thing.
• The main NEGRO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TAFFY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN knee POMMIE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FLYING FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIPPLES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MICK school for CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LAKE TITICACA sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and PENIS ON A STICK commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no DIRTY SANCHEZ cure, and the DONKEY PUNCHER drugs that are available to, "calm" the ARSE tics often have adverse PISSHOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITE perodol" which caused my entire FUCK YOU body to go RAT'S COCK numb and LIMEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than I'LL RAPE YOU it is without the KIKE drug.

I am an active member of a RAT'S COCK tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LET'S SHIT sorry for TITS "hi-jacking" your TALK PAGES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMMIT this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMMIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENISFUCK, and making fun of a PISS OFF horrible disorder is (not) CLUSTERFUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RUSKIE time.

Best BOON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HEIL HITLER!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KOREA LOVER degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The WILLY WONKA bastard who wrote this article. You can MONKEY BALLS punch him if you FRENCH TICKLER want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHICKEN FRIES saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my POOPY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CRACKER and DAMN IT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DIPSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNNILINGUS BAND WITH 4 FRED PHELPS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WIGGER HORSE! GOD DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMN'S HOUSE

How DICKHEAD to FUCKSTAIN cure CUNT the BASTARD Tourette's AMERICAN SPELLING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment 30 CASES OF PICKLES for DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S Tourette's I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Syndrome ASSHAT is PEDOPHILIA following BASTARD these FUCK rules [expletive deleted] in TOSSER order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKER immature ANAL little FUCKFACE kids,
• 2: Count to GOD DAMMIT within GRAPE PENIS 10 DONKEY PUNCHERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TOWELHEAD pen0r LIMEY nor RUSKIE talk,
• 4: Tell CHOAD yourself you SHIT don't SON OF A BITCH have POLAK this DOUCHETITS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY FOUR-EYES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOU WANKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMN last straw FAG!

I fucking put PUSSYLICKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE HOMO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HOMO the TOP OF TITS & DICKS THIS PISS OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK offensive. BUTTFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NEGRO people who try MOCCASINS to battle BITCH'SHITFUCKER that tight-ass SHITSLINGING 17-year-BOOBS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI it now, but someone said FUCK' MACACA TAFFY'GOOK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLIT is a laughing ARSE matter. Plus there FUCK YOU was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FIRECROTCH Uncyclopedia, there are NEGRO articles FUCKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BULLSHIT stuff. So ASSHAT that means BEAVER stop getting mad at the FRITZ first part too and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS talking about the PISS ARTIST letter that it's ASS mocking (what SPUNK letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian GIVING HEAD hi self BALLS even made a really STEVE BALLMER good point. "It's POLACK nothing more JACKASS SHIT from a head nod to a SHITSLINGING knee tick". SHITTY. Which I'll add FUCKFACE onto FUCKFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE suffer that MONKEY SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOG SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CLIT be, because if I were a JACKASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BASTARD hilarious. If you suck my mothers Want facts, go on FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! be offended, don't read FLYING FUCK the freaking CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON article anyway.

ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS HOMO SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT POLESMOKER JACKASS SHIT

TONY LA RUSSA BONG FRAK DONKEY DICK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FIRECROTCH FUCKING MARY WHITEHOUSE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER DAMN WALRUS SHIT DAMN DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES FUCKTARD BORDER HOPPER LOGJAMMER SHIT BUGGER OFF HELL SHITTY FRITZ SHITFACE NICARAGUA GOD DAMMIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RAT'S ASS CHUCK NORRIS GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT COLGATE WIENER SHITHEAD BASTARD MONKEY SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKFACE NIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING MILF WOODPECKERSHIT BORDER HOPPER SHITTY FELLATIO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LICK PUSSY FUCKER COLGATE FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER FUCK YOU PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NIGNOG PISS OFF DICKLICK CUNTSWILLING FIST FUCK CUNTRAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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ASSWIPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT AY-AY-AY FLYING RAT'S ASS RANDY TRAVIS DICKFACE FEMADOM YOGHURT CANNON SHIT WANKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHOLE FELCHING BANGKOK SACRAMENTO LAKE TITICACA DOUCHING WIENER HORSE SHIT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT ASS BIGNOSE WIGGER CUNT DICK DAMNED TABERNACLE TWISTY VAGINA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU WOMEN'S RIGHTS TACO PENIS DOM DeLUISE DICKLICK REDSKIN DICKFACE PENIS ON A STICK GOATSE BOB SAGET ARSEBADGERS SCUMBAG FUCKBAG NIPPLES WIENER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAGO MILF BEAVER GARBAGE DAY! BENCH PRESS SHIT ASSHAT CUNTYMINTS NECROPHILIA PISS TITTIES MASTURBATION BIRD SHIT KIKE BUTT-HEAD FELCHING POLAK RAPE GYPSY DONKEY DICK [EXPLETIVE] ASSWIPE DICKLICK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCK SHITFACE FLYING FUCK CUNTSWILLING CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK ASSRAMMER CRAPMUNCHER TRANNY WIENER POLESMOKER COCKSHITTER PISSHOLE SPUNK FRIG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER JUNGLE BUNNY WIGGER COON FAGGOT VENEREAL DISEASE VAGINA HELL BALL SACK MACACA DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT I WILL KILL YOU! INCEST BALL SACK NEGRO BASTARD CHUFF LOLLIPOPS ASSHAT INBRED SAGGY TITS YID BOON SHITHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUTT-HOLE SHIT FUCK FUCK JAP BOOBIES REDNECK SHITSLINGING DAMN IT BRUSH MA TEETH BUTT PIRATE REDNECK RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN DAMN DUMBASS BASTARD HENTAI SHITE TRANNY YOU WANKER DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT TITWANK RAT'S ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE TITS COON NAZI ORGASM FROG BITCH FUCK HEIL HITLER! FUCK OFF SEMEN CUNT BIGNOSE SUGARTITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INCEST LIMEY YOUR MOM JIGGABOO MASTURBATION POOPY HONKY FUCKTARD WETBACK D'OH NIGGER ASSHOLE ASS BASTARD 666 GOD DAMN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT GOD DAMMIT FAG GRINGO CRAP FRED PHELPS DILDO DICK TITS EMO PRICK DOG SHIT NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! POLAK BANGKOK BIGNOSE BUTT PIRATE DICK TITS CUNT RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE DIPSHIT CUNT CRAPPER POMMIE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS BUGGER OFF REBECCA BLACK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELL BUGFUCK FUCK YOU CHIGGER FUCKER JERRY TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER DICK TITS WIENER GRIS JAP SHITSLIDE SHIT FUCK OFF DOUCHETITS HELL WANK PEDOPHILIA FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF PUSSYLICKER DICK EUROIPODS WIENER TITMOUSE FENCE JUMPER TUBA SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS LICKER I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE INBRED PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKWAD CHUFF DIRTY SANCHEZ AUTOFELLATIO HOSER MOZILLA FIREFOX NIPPLES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! O KURWA! YOU WANKER GENITALIA DICKHEAD TAFFY BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JIGGABOO BIRD SHIT SAND NIGGER BIGNOSE ABO pen0r DOG FUCKER DAMN IT COCKSUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITHEAD DICKHEAD DOT HEAD TRANNY COCKSMOKER DUMBASS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CAMEL JOCKEY ARSEBADGERS GOAT DICK ORGASM WANKER CAMEL FUCKER NAZI INCEST MOCCASINS FUCK GANGBANG TONY LA RUSSA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKING JUMP! FAGGOT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK DOG SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RICK MORANIS RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD SAGGY TITS POLESMOKER WANK NIGNOG ASS TOSSER GOOK HONKY TITWANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COCK SOD FUCKFUCKFUCK POLAK ASSFACE YOU WANKER QUEEF PENIS ON A STICK FLYING FUCK D'OH DOUCHEBAG TITMOUSE OSTRICH MY ASS PAKI ASS TWAT CHICKEN SHIT DUNE COON DELICIOUS CAKE HO CHOAD TARTAR SAUCE CUNTSWILLING BASTARD SHITCOCK ANUSCAKE SHITFACE DICK TITS PICKANINNY [expletive deleted] CHAV HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! HADJI HELL DAMN FLYING FUCK PISSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK SHIT PIG SOD DAMN FUCK OFF TAMPONS BELGIUM BLISTERING BARNACLES GIVING HEAD COCKSHITTER CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITE GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK CRAPFUCKER FUCKING A SHIT SHITE GANGBANG DARTH VADER BEAVER SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE NAZI DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RANDY TRAVIS CHINK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKHEAD and with the DOUCHING and his CUNT of girraffes in which FRITZ while reading about LOLCAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICKWAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MOCCASINS