Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKHEAD'TURD'MOTHERFUCKER'HITLER'SHOOP DA WHOOP'DAMMIT'ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS look at the WANK talk page of this IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! article for notes or discussion before JOHN ELWAY editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRAPPY neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GENITALIA, sudden COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISSHOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FLYING FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TALK PAGES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NORTH KOREA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FROG'S FAT ASS ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FLYING FUCK utterFUCKance of socially ABO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FRED PHELPS television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

RAINBOWS Tourette's is MOTHERFUCKER not to be FUCK YOU confused with DICKHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAGO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EAT MY SHIT! random HEAVEN disorientation, culturally-TWO-INCH PENIS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth REDNECK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, BUTTFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ARSEBADGERS HO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHICKEN FRIES souvenir shoppes and massive MOLDY TITS quantities CRACKER of ANAL DIABETES DAGO garbage.

Darnit.

A CHOAD KISSER Polite Note to the FUCKFACE Author:

The CLEMEN Tourette's BIRD SHIT Research Institute was BOOBS founded to BUKKAKE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUTT PIRATE article FUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONKEY PUNCHER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHOAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ARSE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PRICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers PUSSY swear. You can PAKI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICK CHICKEN TV, for always focusing on the ORGASM bad side of a terrible GOD DAMMIT thing.
• The main MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LAKE TITICACA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CAMEL JOCKEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee FUCKWIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITSLINGING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for ORGASM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOYCOTT VIACOM! sufferers to become COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT manically depressed and JACK OFF commit DICKLICK suicide.
• There is no GOAT DICK cure, and the POLAK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FIST FUCK tics often have adverse RICK MORANIS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCK perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go FUCKING A numb and BOOBS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITSLINGING it is without the FUCKHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a VAGINA tourette syndrome CRAPMUNCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSCRACK the TIT DIRT public view of Tourettes as a "MARCH OF FLAMES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOOBS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CARPET MUNCHER sorry for CHOAD "hi-jacking" your RAGHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INCEST this that really EPIDIDYMIS annoys me. I am working towards a SHITTY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOBSHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and making fun of a CLUSTERFUCK horrible disorder is (not) SCUMBAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOT HEAD time.

Best BULLCRAP regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. HEIL HITLER! Regards to Andrew FASHION BUG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING A punch him if you FRITZ want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my WIKIPEDIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GENITALIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SON OF A BITCH and SOD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ORGASM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RECTUM RAIDER BAND WITH 4 DAGO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A OH SHI– HORSE! GENITALIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GENITALIA'S HOUSE

How CUNT to CHUCK NORRIS cure PISS OFF the DAMN IT Tourette's STEVE BALLMER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING RAT'S ASS for FLYING FUCK Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome SHITFACE is SHITPISSER following HELL these ASSWIPE rules CAMEL FUCKER in FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid SCROTUM immature MOLDY TITS little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to CHOAD within ASSCRACK 10 INCESTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS ASSCRACK AMERICA ONLINE nor BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell MOTHERFUCKER yourself you LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD don't ASSHOLE have GOBSHITE this CUM disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SEMEN WITH NASTY SHITBALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S IT'S OVER 9000! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GENITALIA last straw FRIG!

I fucking put FROG' my comment at the TOP OF THE SNUFF PORN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ORGASM the TOP OF JUNGLE BUNNY THIS BULLSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DIPSHIT offensive. SEX. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CLIT people who try DICK IN A BOX to battle I'LL RAPE YOU'SHITTY that tight-ass CRACKER 17-year-CRAPMUNCHER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I AM CORNHOLIO! it now, but someone said MALL SANTA' GOATSE CUNTRAG'BASTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing RAT'S COCK matter. Plus there PECKERHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on suck my mothers Uncyclopedia, there are NIGGER TITS articles Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BORDER HOPPER stuff. So PUSSY that means BIG FOOT stop getting mad at the NAZI first part too and MASTURBATION talking about the CHIGGER letter that it's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI mocking (what DIPSHIT letter? I don't even know what I'LL RAPE YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian BRUSH MA TEETH hi self HORSE SHIT even made a really BUTTFUCKER good point. "It's I WILL KILL YOU! nothing more BASTARD from a head nod to a GOD DAMN knee tick". NIPPLES. Which I'll add JACK ABRAMOFF onto SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JAP suffer that COON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSFACE be, because if I were a MARY WHITEHOUSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK YOU hilarious. If you FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Want facts, go on PIECE OF SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMN be offended, don't read MASTURBATION the freaking SHIT article anyway.

TURD DICKFACE '"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000101-QINU`"'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000103-QINU`"' BUTT-HEAD QUEEF FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT FUCKING A SHITHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH

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CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING POLAK JENKEM MONKEY BALLS BOOBS PIECE OF SHIT GANGBANG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMN NEGRO SPIC ASSBANDIT TOWELHEAD BUGGER DOUCHEBAG BUGGER DOG FUCKER PAKI SHITHEAD DUNE COON LOGJAMMER PEARL NECKLACE YID NORTH KOREA BIRD SHIT CRAPPY LOLCAT FRITZ DOUCHETITS NIGNOG BITCH TITS CUNT SHITTY EPIDIDYMIS CRAPPY CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD KISSER BULLCRAP AUTOFELLATIO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FELLATIO FOUR-EYES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK CUNTSWILLING DOM DeLUISE TACO SOD OFF BUTT-HEAD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE JERK OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY RICK MORANIS SPICY CUNT FUCK WANK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH FUCK WETBACK FLYING RAT'S ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU DARTH VADER FUCKSTAIN RAINBOWS GARBAGE DAY! SEMEN SHIT HENTAI GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOUCHEBAG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FRED PHELPS TITS FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY COCK RAT'S COCK JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITS NIGGER FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT POLAK SHIT YID WHORE PISSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY [expletive deleted] RUSKIE FUCKING JUMP! COCKSUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHENEY FUCKING SHITFUCKER ASS LICKER RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITE HAIL SATAN! INJUN OH SHI– SON OF A BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU SPANK THE MONKEY CC PLZ WIENER SNUFF PORN FUCK YOU MONKEY SHIT SHIT OUT OF MY DICK BONER CUNTBUCKET WIKIPEDIA RAT'S COCK SPICY CUNT FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSRAPING SHITE FUCKWIT TAMPON IN MY ASS CLUSTERFUCK CHIGGER PEARL NECKLACE FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES DARTH VADER KENNY HOMO FUCKHEAD FUCK COON O CANADA GOBSHITE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKFACE VAGINA SHITSKIN SOD OFF CUM ASS CUNT CRAPPER BALL SACK FUDGEPACKER PENIS SHITHEAD CHOAD DAMN IT SUITCASE PENIS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! JIZZ HELL Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the FUCK and his DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT of girraffes in which CRAP ON A STICK while reading about PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PRICK