Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPIC'THONG TASTER'MASTURBATION'YID'DICKHEAD'MALARKY'ORGASM Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS neurochemical FUCK disorder FLYING FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITWANK or ASSFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SONNY BILL WILLIAMS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSKIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HADJI SHITHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TWISTY VAGINA utterFUCKance of socially MONKEY SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first KIKE television programs to address BUGFUCK Tourette's syndrome.

DARTH VADER Tourette's is SOAPY TITWANK not to be DICKHEAD confused with PENIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOTHERFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random JOHNNY disorientation, culturally-CRAP ON A STICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FRENCH TICKLER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLUSTERFUCK language, TUBA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKHEAD PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RUSTY TROMBONE souvenir shoppes and massive HOSER quantities BUGGER OFF of ANAL DIABETES SHITTY garbage.

Darnit.

A FROG'S FAT ASS Polite Note to the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Author:

The PISSHOLE Tourette's ASS Research Institute was DICKLICK founded to DIPSHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JAP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHINK article FELLATIO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOBSHITE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RUSTY TROMBONE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PIGFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNTYMINTS Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can HONKY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKTARD TV, for always focusing on the JIZZ bad side of a terrible SHITCUNTING thing.
• The main ANAL DIABETES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BAT FUCK INSANE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLEVELAND STEAMER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSFACE knee I LIKE SCHOOL NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOM DeLUISE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGFUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEMEN school for FUCK YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BEAVER sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and COMMUNIST DILDO commit FLUFFY CLOUD suicide.
• There is no JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS cure, and the BEAVER drugs that are available to, "calm" the ALF tics often have adverse CUNTBUCKET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I'LL RAPE YOU perodol" which caused my entire YOU WANKER body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and ASSWIPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOOGLE it is without the SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a MOLDY TITS tourette syndrome PISS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NAZI the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMNATION sorry for GOD DAMN "hi-jacking" your 4CHAN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INJUN this that really D'OH annoys me. I am working towards a JAP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOBSHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN, and making fun of a FUCKER horrible disorder is (not) GOATSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS time.

Best BEAVER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CROTCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. YID Regards to Andrew I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The CAMEL FUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSWIPE punch him if you FUCKBAG want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU WANKER saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my PENIS ON A BUN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOD DAMN and REBECCA BLACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with STEVE BALLMER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 HOMO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FELCHING HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How TONY LA RUSSA to BITCH cure CROTCH the I WILL END YOU! Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GO HOME AND DIE for WIENER Tourette's TITTIES Syndrome SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD is CHENEY following MARGARET THATCHER these FUCKTARD rules ASSCRACK in CHINA IS CAPITALIST order:

• 1: Avoid SHITHEAD immature SEX little GO COUNT YOUR DICK kids,
• 2: Count to BITCH within GIVING HEAD 10 ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TOURETTE'S IS FUN MASTURBATION FUCKTARD nor FELLATIO talk,
• 4: Tell THONG TASTER yourself you AMERICA ONLINE don't SHUT UP, MEG! have PIECE OF SHIT this FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WITH NASTY TUBA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw COCK!

I fucking put SHITE' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CANNED QUOTE the TOP OF DAMN THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SPUNK offensive. PENIS ON A BUN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOTHERFUCKER people who try SHITCOCK to battle [expletive deleted]'SCUMBAG that tight-ass HEIL HITLER! 17-year-FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOOK it now, but someone said CHOAD' BUGGER DOODIE HEAD'CUNT CRAPPER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WEHATEMARIO is a laughing MACACA matter. Plus there MOCCASINS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUGFUCK Uncyclopedia, there are WETBACK articles CUNTRAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSWIPE stuff. So KIKE that means CRAPMUNCHER stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and MONKEY'S UNCLE talking about the ASS letter that it's BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA mocking (what VAGINA letter? I don't even know what POOPY the heck you're talking about). Adrian ART METAL PRODUCTS hi self PISS even made a really SEX good point. "It's BIRD SHIT nothing more SEMEN from a head nod to a PISS UP MY ARSE knee tick". FAG. Which I'll add CHICKEN SHIT onto ASSWIPE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITTIES suffer that EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ANAL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS be, because if I were a FUCKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FELCHMONKEY hilarious. If you MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Want facts, go on TOWELHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAT'S ASS be offended, don't read DICKFACE the freaking MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS article anyway.

I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE FRIG FUCK YOU CLIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 666 JAP MARY WHITEHOUSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!

CONDOMS FUCK A DUCK PISS SHITE EPIDIDYMIS GIVING HEAD ASS JIZZ COCKSMOKER CAMEL FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER CLIT DICKFACE BUKKAKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHOAD DOODIE HEAD FLYING FUCK CUNT SON OF A BITCH FRAK DAMMIT PENISBIRD DICK GENITALIA CLEMEN CUNT CHIGGER POMMIE I WILL END YOU! COON DEMOCRACY YOU SUCK BALLS DICKWAD TWAT CHIGGER OH SHI– FUCK OFF 666 PEEPEE BUTT-HOLE NIGGER TITS PAKI SHITTY FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOD DAMN BOON FUCKER HELL SHITHEAD SHITTY CUNT DUMBASS ASS FLYING FUCK PICKANINNY FUCKER YOU WANKER SHITSKIN PISS ARTIST DAMN FUCKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ JOHNNY COCKSUCKER FUCK NUGGET WILLY WONKA BELGIUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HEIL HITLER! WANK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCK YOU WETBACK POTTYMOUTH COLGATE SHIT FUCK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS O CANADA JACKASS RAGHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT TAMPONS SACRED PUSSY CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DOUCHETITS FUCKWIT JACK OFF TITTYWANK DOUCHETITS DAMN SAND NIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BUTTFUCKER BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITFUCKER BONER HITLER COCK NIGGER HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE DOG FUCKER STEVE BALLMER FELLATIO YOU WANKER O CANADA BULLSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE WIKIPEDIA FUCKING SHITBALLS VENEREAL DISEASE DARTH VADER SHITE GYPSY PEDOPHILIA CUM CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE ASS DOODIE HEAD GENITALIA SCROTUM HADJI SOD NI CRAPMUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAPE FELLATIO DAMMIT I RAPE WALRUSES! PEDOPHILIA WANK JAP MONKEY BALLS SPANK THE MONKEY BELLEND INBRED KNOBJOCKEY BALL SACK DAMN MAMA MIA EPIDIDYMIS SHITE WANK BRITNEY TONY LA RUSSA AUTOFELLATIO FUCKBAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD PENISFUCK HELL PISSHOLE SHIT BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKTARD FUCKTARD TITWANK WALRUS SHIT PUSSY CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING RAT'S COCK SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES COCK JACKASS CLEMEN DOG SHIT CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT TRANNY HELL CUNTRAG BALLS SOD OFF JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON PORCUPINE'S BALLS JERK OFF PISS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD DAMMIT MASTICATION FOR THE NATION CHINK SPIC EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FEWMETS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CLUSTERFUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIGGER CHAV FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCK NUGGET ASSWIPE BAT FUCK INSANE HOSER BELLEND IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASS OPINION FELCHING CUNT SHAKOPEE CAMEL JOCKEY CAUCASIANS DOUCHEBAG FUCKING TIMBER NIGGER ASS BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSFACE SHITFUCKER PEEPEE BITCH PORCH MONKEY DICK PORCH MONKEY RAPE GANGBANG BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK BITCH SHITFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK DICKWAD TWISTY VAGINA JOHNNY BITCH CLIT NAZI POTTYMOUTH BANGKOK VAGINA PISSHOLE BALLS DICKHEAD FREE ELECTIONS SEMEN SHIT CUNT RECTUM RAIDER BUGFUCK MACACA BENCH PRESS FROG'S FAT ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NEOPETS REDSKIN PENISFUCK JACKASS SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE LAKE TITICACA DUMBASS SHITTY FAGGOT HELL KITTENS JOHNNY GIVING HEAD FEMADOM PISS ARTIST DAMN SLOPE VENEREAL DISEASE REBECCA BLACK WOODPECKERSHIT CLUSTERFUCK PEEPEE FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKSTAIN HELL SON OF A BITCH POTTYMOUTH SCUMBAG BUKKAKE CLEMEN DUMBASS FELCHING ABO ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUNG-HOLE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POO POO BLOWJOB BONER TAMPON IN MY ASS DIPSHIT DIMETHYL GLYCOL FASHION BUG FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HELL FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT NAZI SHITE BOB SAGET WANK BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAMNED TABERNACLE PUNANI BELLEND PEDOPHILIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHIGGER YOU WANKER INCEST BASTARD DALAI LAMA SHITFUCKER FELCHING RUSTY TROMBONE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKWIT DOG FUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS GOD DAMN BITCH YOU WANKER SHIT CUNT BUTT PIRATE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD DAMN I RAPE WALRUSES! FLAMEVIPER DUMBASS TAFFY KAFFIR COON CLEVELAND STEAMER FIST FUCK WALRUS SHIT CHIGGER PISS CRAPFUCKER ASS LICKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NIGGER SHITE SHUT UP, MEG! TITS & DICKS CUNT DAMN DAMN IT DUMBASS FUCKER KIKE BUTT PIRATE BITCH HONKY ASSFACE SHITFUCKER DAMN DAMNATION WANK SPIC O CANADA BUGGER OFF CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN ASS lowercase FUCKING JUMP! FUCK YOU SHITE MOCKIE BIBLE BASHER ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH FAGGOT SHIT BULLSHIT COCKSMOKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA [EXPLETIVE] RICK MORANIS PENIS ON A BUN MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN INBRED BITCH GOBSHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JAP CUNT CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE SWIMMING POOL PEARL NECKLACE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE TOWELHEAD LET'S SHIT JIZZ O CANADA BEANER DIRTY SANCHEZ BIG FOOT BITCH DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE CHICKEN FRIES ASSCRACK FUCK AUTOFELLATIO BITCH SPIC HONKY BOOBIES SMEG JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DIPSHIT HOT GRITS INBRED JERK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER BUTTFUCKER REBECCA BLACK TIMBER NIGGER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TRANNY NAZI CHIGGER DAMN NIGGER ANAL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CAMEL JOCKEY ANAL DIABETES TITS PEARL NECKLACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BONER FROG SHIT TOWELHEAD BUKKAKE NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD PISS UP MY ARSE BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WIENER FUCKTARD CRAP ON A STICK FUCK YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT FU SPANG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! REDSKIN DOUCHEBAG YOU SUCK BALLS CUNT BIGNOSE CUNT CAMEL FUCKER SHIT TUBA DICKHEAD SHITFACE CHRISTHUMPER PISS ARTIST DUMBASS HITLER RAT'S COCK JACK OFF NAZI DARTH VADER GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE MALARKY ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNTRAG [expletive deleted] FRIG COLGATE DAMN HAIL SATAN! MONKEY SHIT POMMIE PEEPEE FRIG ORGASM FUCK MACACA NICARAGUA COCKSHITTER DICK ANAL DIABETES CUNTING ASSCRACK TITTIES FAGGOT CODEINE IS A QUEER FLYING FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MICK SLITTY EYES ARSE RECTUM RAIDER CRAPPY DAMN CUNT FENCE JUMPER BUGGER OFF ARSE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH ROSIE O'DONNELL I CAN AFFORD FOOD FUCKFACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN DOUCHE FUCK CHRISTHUMPER MILF FEMADOM DILDO JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT NAZI PENIS ON A STICK HELL CUNTRAG MOCKIE SHIT ASSRAPING BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! WANKSPLAT SHIT TWAT DOUCHE RECTUM RAIDER DICK CHICKEN SHITSLINGING NAZI JOHN SMILEY FACE HELL FUCKWIT SCUMBUCKET FLYING FUCK JAP BASTARD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES suck my mothers COCK CHIGGER CHOAD FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHAKOPEE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKTARD SHIT YID SHITE SON OF A BITCH SEMEN DICKHEAD TWAT WANK COCK RAPE DIMETHYL GLYCOL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN CUNT ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JIZZ FLYING RAT'S ASS WETBACK BITCH FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA PENIS ON A BUN TITMOUSE WANK FUCKFACE DAMMIT NIGNOG DIPSHIT WANKER SHITSLINGING MOZILLA FIREFOX SPIC SPIC PISS FUCK DICK CHICKEN DAGO ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX MONKEY SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG BASTARD BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKWAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKER ANAL DIABETES TURD SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS D'OH CAMEL FUCKER SHITFUCKER ORGASM SHITFACE CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK HELL TESTICLE CHOKE I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST FREE ELECTIONS ASSRAPING GENITALIA INBRED WANK I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN SHITFACE CUNTYMINTS NECROPHILIA TIMBER NIGGER SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOOBS WANK ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL INCEST ABO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WIKIPEDIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DICK TITS TAFFY IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! ASS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLINGING NEGRO GOD DAMMIT REDNECK FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMN SEMEN NIGGER WANK RAT'S ASS WOP YID SOD PISS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SEX GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE BUGGER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! HELLFUCKER BULLSHIT DILDO INCEST FLYING FUCK FOUR-EYES TAMPONS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMN HADJI SHIT FRIG DILDO JACKASS BITCH DICKFACE INBRED RECTUM RAIDER SHIT WETBACK PRICK FUCKSTAIN TIMBER NIGGER BOOBIES FUCK A DUCK CARPET MUNCHER FELLATIO ROSES FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE INBRED PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CHING CHONG CHINK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PRICK RICK MORANIS KIKE BITCH WANK FUCKING PISS BITCH DAMMIT ASSCRACK ASSFACE CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLEAN DRINKING WATER BUKKAKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER ASS BASTARD FUCKSTAIN BANGKOK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD BITCH ASS LICKER LOLCAT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! suck my mothers EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POLAK GOATSE DIPSHIT BASTARD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELL and with the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS and his ORGASM of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about GOOK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PENIS ON A BUN