Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?'FUCKING A'FROG'S FAT ASS'FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD'DOT HEAD'COCKSUCKER'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CLEMEN neurochemical FUCK disorder EXTRA LONG PENIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WOODPECKERSHIT, sudden FROG'S FAT ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or SHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CLIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DONKEY DICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DONKEY PUNCHER CONDOMS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHUFF utterFUCKance of socially PISS OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITSLINGING television programs to address NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

SOD Tourette's is I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL not to be BITCH confused with INBRED Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LIKE FATHER LIKE SON chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PRICK random FUCKBAG disorientation, culturally-HOMO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICK CHICKEN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BAT FUCK INSANE language, GOD DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSHITTER souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities JOHN SMILEY FACE of ANAL DIABETES CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR garbage.

Darnit.

A POMMIE Polite Note to the DIPSHIT Author:

The PISS Tourette's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Research Institute was [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] founded to NIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLUSTERFUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PEARL NECKLACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WOMEN'S RIGHTS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S COCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PRICK Tourrette's sufferers WHORE swear. You can FROG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FAGGOT TV, for always focusing on the PORCUPINE'S BALLS bad side of a terrible CAMEL JOCKEY thing.
• The main PISS OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TOWELHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PORCH MONKEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD knee TAMPONS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKER school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FROG sufferers to become FUCKTARD manically depressed and DICKHEAD commit PORCUPINE'S BALLS suicide.
• There is no NIPPLES cure, and the CHUFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING tics often have adverse GOD DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RUSTY TROMBONE perodol" which caused my entire CONDOMS body to go NAZI numb and ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than REBECCA BLACK it is without the FUCKING drug.

I am an active member of a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS tourette syndrome TITTIES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PUNANI the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SUCK MY DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DILDO sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your PUNANI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really JOHN SMILEY FACE annoys me. I am working towards a WILLY WONKA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TOSSER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAGO, and making fun of a PISS UP MY ARSE horrible disorder is (not) NIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FROG'S FAT ASS time.

Best YOUR MOM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. FUCK A DUCK Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The GIVING HEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can COON punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WOODPECKERSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are VENEREAL DISEASE and TURD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAPE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) QUEEF BAND WITH 4 BUGFUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! WOODPECKERSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WOODPECKERSHIT'S HOUSE

How JERRY to VAGINA cure GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette's VAGINA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CRAP for ARSE Tourette's FELCHMONKEY Syndrome NIGGER TITS is suck my mothers following NORTH KOREA these BRITNEY rules COMMUNIST DILDO in BOYCOTT VIACOM! order:

• 1: Avoid SHITTY immature FUCKHEAD little TWAT kids,
• 2: Count to SPIC within PISS 10 TITTIESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ARSE CRAPPY MILF nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell SPICY CUNT FUCK yourself you SON OF A BITCH don't FUCK OFF have SLOPE this EMO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DONKEY PUNCHER WITH NASTY TIMBER NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FENCE JUMPER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WOODPECKERSHIT last straw IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! !

I fucking put CUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE HONKY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKWIT the TOP OF CUNT THIS PIECE OF SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BONER offensive. TESTICLE CHOKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try GOOK to battle DICKFACE'FUCKBAG that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKWAD it now, but someone said SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS' PUSSY BALLS'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing FAG matter. Plus there LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FLAMING ASS BADGER Uncyclopedia, there are WANK articles ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN stuff. So NIGGER that means BUGGER stop getting mad at the DAMN IT first part too and FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE talking about the FLAMEVIPER letter that it's RAT'S COCK mocking (what INCEST letter? I don't even know what WIENER the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTT-FOR-BRAINS hi self DOUCHEBAG even made a really HENTAI good point. "It's SON OF A BITCH nothing more WIGGER from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". CRACKER. Which I'll add FUCKER onto NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BOOBIES suffer that GOD DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INCEST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HOMO be, because if I were a MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITCUNTING hilarious. If you NICARAGUA Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOUCHEBAG be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking WHORE article anyway.

TOSSER VAGINA BANGKOK BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO ASS PRICK MICK JACKASS BUGFUCK

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SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMMIT WANK INJUN FUCKING JUMP! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COCKSUCKER CHOAD HELL THERE IS A CABAL MONKEY BALLS DYKE JIZZ COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS BUTTFUCKER BUGGER OFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD CRAPMUNCHER GYPSY CRAPMUNCHER SHIT FUCKING A BITCH DUMBASS JACKASS PISS ARTIST PENIS KIKE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH DILDO ASSWIPE CAMEL FUCKER AY-AY-AY ANUSCAKE BUTT-HEAD DICKLICK DONALD RUMSFELD PISS ARTIST JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITSLINGING PISS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SEX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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CLUSTERFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT ASS AY-AY-AY ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT LIMEY SHITFUCKER FUCKBAG TWISTY VAGINA FUCKER BELGIUM FUCKWIT INBRED NECROPHILIA BUGGER OFF SPANK THE MONKEY GRINGO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FELCHING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKWIT LENS CRAFTERS CARPET MUNCHER FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITHEAD FELLATIO FROG CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET FROG'S FAT ASS SCUMBUCKET JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT ASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITHEAD CUNT FUCKHEAD DILDO CUNT ARSE PEEPEE DOG SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB SCROTUM BITCH FUCKSTAIN I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY POMMIE FUCK OFF CUNT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOTHERFUCKER CUNT LAPPER NICARAGUA VENEREAL DISEASE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHIGGER FUCKFACE CUNTSWILLING NIPPLES CRACKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASSRAPING BUGGER INJUN HELL DOUCHE BEAVER DUMBASS FUCK JIZZ CUNNILINGUS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS AY-AY-AY PENIS DICKFACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS PEEPEE ASS ASS LICKER BITCH DICK WANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WIKIPEDIA GENITALIA DAMN FUCKTARD CUNT CRAPPER YOU WANKER FRAK JIGGABOO INCEST WHORE GUMDROPS WALRUS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER JAP SOD DOODIE HEAD I WILL KILL YOU! FRENCH TICKLER SHITHEAD SHITCUNTING DILDO BANGKOK FUCKFACE TWAT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT VAGINA PICKANINNY SHITFACE WIKIPEDIA SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF RAGHEAD SHITTY CUM KIKE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN GOD DAMN INBRED FUCKSTAIN POLESMOKER CHIGGER FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN JIGGABOO BALLS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKER BUTT PIRATE HADJI FOREIGN CURRENCY JERK OFF TAMPONS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! BEANER DOT HEAD PIGFUCKER DICK TITMOUSE GRINGO SHITE DONKEY DICK BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE O CANADA PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKWIT PECKERHEAD GIVING HEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKHEAD pen0r POLESMOKER PISS ANAL YOU WANKER WIENER FROG SHITTY DOODIE HEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK BUGGER OFF MICK SHITFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! BUNG-HOLE FELCHING DAMN KIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS INCEST FUCK DOUCHETITS FELLATIO BOB SAGET RAT'S COCK DELICIOUS CAKE FOUR-EYES BLUE PENIS! BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER FUCKER CUNTSWILLING SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASS CHIGGER NECROPHILIA WOP HI, BILLY MAYS HERE INBRED INCEST CONDOMS SHIT DUNE COON FUCK OFF CUNT ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCKFACE DILDO DICK TITS DOUCHING BITCH PENIS CLUSTERFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE YOU WANKER RAPE COCK FUCKHEAD PUNANI CUNT BELLEND MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSHAT GOBSHITE ASSFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SEX RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN CHOAD HOLY DUMB FUCK STEVE BALLMER MONKEY SHIT CRAPFUCKER ASSWIPE DUMBASS CUNT SHITSLIDE BAT FUCK INSANE CUM URINE-GARGLING FUCKING JUMP! 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GROUNDER! SHIT GANGBANG POMMIE HELL DIPSHIT UNICORNS BEANER BOOBS ASSRAPING SHITHEAD CC PLZ CUNT FUCK CUNT FRITZ MALARKY BITCH DICKFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NAZI ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK DOUCHETITS FUCKHEAD PUSSY RUSKIE MOLDY TITS COCKSUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK WIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS SACRAMENTO ASSHOLE CRAPPY DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE SIGMUND FREUD TITS & DICKS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SCUMBUCKET INCEST SOD OFF ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF DICKLICK FUCKING NIPPLES JACKASS SPIC MASTURBATION HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK NUGGET JOHN SMILEY FACE FELCHING CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT TURD WIGGER PORCH MONKEY DICKLICK DAMNATION SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT RAPE DAMN ASS FASCIST DIPSHIT CHIGGER CHICKEN SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE BUKKAKE JUSTIN BIEBER BUTTFUCKER CUNT NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK COON BOLLOCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NEGRO SUCK A BIG DICK FAGGOT I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 666 CLIT DICKFACE RADIO FREE LUNCH GENITALIA STRAWBERRY ASS RAT'S ASS FUCKING A NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES EAT MY SHIT! WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD WOP MILF CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF SHIT JAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ANAL DIABETES NAZI PISS ARTIST TITTYWANK SHITCOCK INBRED COMMUNIST DILDO SPIC CONDOMS ANAL DIABETES PIGFUCKER GOBSHITE FUCKING A CRAP I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON ARSE SCUMBAG CONDOMS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WANKER FUCKER SHIT WANK MASTURBATION POMMIE SCROTUM FUCK YOU TITS FRITZ CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHEBAG TAFFY SEMEN CUNNILINGUS ASSWIPE CUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOTHERFUCKER BITCH WALRUS SHIT DAMN CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD DUNE COON I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT WIGGER BUTT PIRATE WIENER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKSUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITCUNTING DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BALLS