Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DUMBASS'CRAP'ANUSCAKE'CUNNILINGUS'SHITTY'QUEEF'DICKFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLYING RAT'S ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder FEMADOM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOT HEAD, sudden BUNG-HOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACKASS or CHIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly VAGINA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GIVING HEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat OH SHI– TITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DIPSHIT television programs to address NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

JACK OFF Tourette's is DAMN not to be GOD DAMN confused with DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANK random NEGRO disorientation, culturally-SHITFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSCRACK language, BUGFUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RUSTY TROMBONE JAP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKHEAD quantities PISS of ANAL DIABETES DONKEY DICK garbage.

Darnit.

A NIGGER Polite Note to the BALLS Author:

The DYKE Tourette's ARSEBADGERS Research Institute was MOCKIE founded to DUNE COON.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ANUSCAKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEDOPHILIA article MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING A I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGFUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TITWANK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOLLOCKS Tourrette's sufferers BUTT-FOR-BRAINS swear. You can CUNTRAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TIT SPRINKLES TV, for always focusing on the ASSHAT bad side of a terrible TAMPONS thing.
• The main TOTAL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LOGJAMMER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN IT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKWIT knee PENISBIRD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FIST FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIG FOOT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for MONKEY SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICK CHICKEN sufferers to become WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit DUMBASS suicide.
• There is no GOD DAMMIT cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSCRACK tics often have adverse CLEMEN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go CUNTSWILLING numb and FUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than PENIS it is without the DAMN IT drug.

I am an active member of a MARY WHITEHOUSE tourette syndrome NIGNOG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MALARKY the TITS public view of Tourettes as a "POLAK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HORSE PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BOON sorry for GOD DAMN "hi-jacking" your SHITSLINGING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMMIT this that really CHUFF annoys me. I am working towards a MARCH OF FLAMES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SON OF A BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOOBS, and making fun of a TWO-INCH PENIS horrible disorder is (not) GOAT DICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WOODPECKERSHIT time.

Best NORTH KOREA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KOREA LOVER degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. FLYING FUCK Regards to Andrew DARTH VADER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The PENISFUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can GENITALIA punch him if you BITCH want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my INBRED intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOT HEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITTIES and PUSSYLICKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HITLER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LET'S SHIT BAND WITH 4 BEAVER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CROTCH HORSE! DOT HEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOT HEAD'S HOUSE

How MOCCASINS to FASHION BUG cure CARPET MUNCHER the GOATSE Tourette's NICARAGUA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PENISFUCK for JERK OFF Tourette's DOG FUCKER Syndrome FUCKTARD is HOSER following CUNTSWILLING these MOLDY TITS rules FUCKING in PISS OFF order:

• 1: Avoid I'LL RAPE YOU immature FUCKHEAD little BUTT PIRATE kids,
• 2: Count to BIG FOOT within FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK 10 PISS OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PUSSYLICKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTT-HOLE nor FLYING RAT'S ASS talk,
• 4: Tell ASS yourself you FUCKHEAD don't JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST have DICK CHICKEN this FUCKWIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD WITH NASTY 30 CASES OF PICKLES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOT HEAD last straw HOMO!

I fucking put HORSE SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLEMEN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHIGGER the TOP OF PIGFUCKER THIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be [Insert swear here] offensive. MASTURBATION. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HEIL HITLER! people who try FUCKFACE to battle HENTAI'POOPY that tight-ass INCEST 17-year-MARY WHITEHOUSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DUNE COON it now, but someone said DIPSHIT' GOD DAMN TITS'TITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FRIG is a laughing DAMMIT matter. Plus there ALF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FRIG Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SAND NIGGER stuff. So WIENER that means INCEST stop getting mad at the GO HOME AND DIE first part too and FLYING FUCK talking about the KAFFIR letter that it's ARSE mocking (what BAD MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what COON the heck you're talking about). Adrian YOU WANKER hi self SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS even made a really MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE good point. "It's WANKSPLAT nothing more BRUSH MA TEETH from a head nod to a BULLSHIT knee tick". FUCK YOU. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto MOCKIE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITTY suffer that SUCK MY DICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SOD be, because if I were a BULLCRAP Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you GREASER Want facts, go on FROG'S FAT ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FELLATIO be offended, don't read POLESMOKER the freaking SON OF A BITCH article anyway.

JACK OFF SCUMBAG RECTUM RAIDER ASS WILLY WONKA DONKEY DICK DOODIE HEAD TAFFY CC PLZ ASSWIPE

JERK OFF MOLDY TITS CLEVELAND STEAMER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WOMEN'S RIGHTS RICK MORANIS BIGNOSE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MILF POLESMOKER AMERICA ONLINE FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH SHITPISSER BITCH DOUCHE NI DICKHEAD PISS KIDDY FIDDLER CUNTSWILLING ASS ASSHOLE CUNTRAG FLAMING ASS BADGER PUNANI PENIS ON A STICK DIPSHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE HEIL HITLER! DAGO DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT CLIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JACKASS WANKER RICK MORANIS FUCK LIMEY ARSE FUCK YOU JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK MICK CUNT ANUSCAKE CLEMEN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DOUCHE FUCK OFF PRICK TITS WANK BLOWJOB BITCH ANAL OPINION SUCK MY DICK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! KAFFIR GOBSHITE BEANER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD FUCKBAG FUCKTARD SHITTY JOY SHITTY MOLDY TITS SLOPE FRIENDS SHIT ASS SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD GENITALIA ASS BITCH SHUT UP, MEG! 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JACKSON SEX TOSSER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS BALLS SACRAMENTO DUNE COON FELLATIO BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS SHIT ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD DICK IN A BOX YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA WIENER CUNT SHITE BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CHENEY DAMN DUMBASS PISS DIPSHIT PRICK PAGE BLANKING SHITTY JIGGABOO SEMEN DOUCHING GRINGO PUNANI DOUCHING ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRAPE PENIS TWAT ASSWIPE PISS ASSHAT ASS TITS NIGNOG BLOWJOB NINTENDOGS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HELL SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA TITS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUM FUCKING A FUCKER POWERSHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER RAGHEAD FUCKING JUMP! NECROPHILIA NIPPLES FUCKHEAD PEEPEE TONY LA RUSSA HELLFUCKER POOPOO INJUN BUKKAKE PIECE OF SHIT SHITE DICKHEAD ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU GOBSHITE JUNGLE BUNNY CLIT DOUCHE VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE CUNT BITCH GIVING HEAD SEX VENEREAL DISEASE WIENER FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH POMMIE BOOBIES CHENEY GANGBANG GO HOME AND DIE DAMN IT CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT HUEY P. NEWTON FRITZ CUNT ANUSCAKE FUCK JACKASS SHIT WALRUS SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCK FUCKBAG GIVING HEAD ABO MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA ARSE DONKEY PUNCHER SAND NIGGER ASS HELL BASTARD KRAUT CRAP ON A STICK ASSFACE SUITCASE PENIS BALL SACK WIGGER BITCH SHIT GOATSE ARSE FUCK DYKE GO HOME AND DIE BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKING HELL 666 BITCH OH SHI– GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU FUCK A DUCK FAG FUCKTARD TWAT RAPE TONY LA RUSSA ASSHAT FUCKER BORDER HOPPER CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES DICKLICK ASSCRACK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ARSE WANKER PUSSY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKHEAD WANK BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS BALLS FENCE JUMPER TONY LA RUSSA DYKE SHITE TITS DICKFACE JESSE McCARTNEY PIGFUCKER DUMBASS BUGGER SHITE MOTHERFUCKER TITWANK BUGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER GOBSHITE CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITCUNTING HADJI CHUFF SLOPE DUMBASS RAGHEAD RAGHEAD DICKLICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DONKEY DICK COCK BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE SHITBALLS DAMN YOU WANKER BUGGER FUCKBAG TURD YOU WANKER MACACA BASTARD TITTYWANK pen0r EPIDIDYMIS SMEG FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS TWAT INCEST WANK VAGINA CLEMEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING POOPOO BASTARD DARTH VADER NIGNOG BULLSHIT GOVERNMENT FILTERS FELCHMONKEY FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN ASS ASSHOLE BULLSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFACE HITLER MOCKIE TITMOUSE HELLFIRE DOG FUCKER FUCK ANUSCAKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK FUCK FUCKWIT ASSHAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMN TWAT ASSFACE FROG BITCH YOU SUCK BALLS NAZI ASSCRACK GENITALIA CONAN O'BRIAN NAZI SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY YID DOUCHE NAZI NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MONKEY'S UNCLE PISS OFF FUCK HO MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF POLESMOKER DAMN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITE SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT URINE-GARGLING LET'S SHIT INJUN SCUMBAG FUCKER CUM YID WOODPECKERSHIT GENITALIA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BELGIUM WOMEN'S RIGHTS BLOWJOB COLGATE NI D'OH JERRY NIGNOG JIGGABOO TITS PISS FUCK NUGGET NIGGER CUM TITTIES DAMMIT SHITFUCKER ASSHAT COCKSMOKER TITS & DICKS TITS DICK CHICKEN PIGS MIGHT FLY DUMBASS YOU WANKER SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKING A PISS JIZZ PISS OFF MY ASS PRICK CHENEY GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER PISS FROG HELL FUCKTARD ASS SON OF A BITCH NIGNOG GREASER I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FUCKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKTARD PAKI SIGMUND FREUD BALL SACK TITS JACK OFF CHRISTIANITY DIPSHIT SOD GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEMEN KRAUT BULLSHIT BALL SACK PIG COCKGOBLIN CRAPFUCKER COCKSMOKER SHITSLINGING SHITCOCK AUTOFELLATIO TIT SPRINKLES CUNT SHITE LIMEY DICKHEAD MILF ARSE BULLSHIT CARPET MUNCHER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DOUCHEBAG TWISTY VAGINA CRAP ORGASM SHAKOPEE FIRECROTCH INCEST SUITCASE PENIS CRAPPY ASSWIPE SHITE SHITSLINGING SHIT CONSENSUS MOCKIE CLUSTERFUCK CHING CHONG CHINK QUEEF ANAL DIABETES CAMEL JOCKEY BOON SEMPRINI FUCKWIT HELL TAMPONS WANKSPLAT SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD CUNT PUSSYLICKER HOMO DAMN CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A VAGINA DELICIOUS CAKE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FELLATIO PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD BASTARD PISS ARTIST PISS OFF SHITFACE MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JAP FUCK NUGGET SHITTY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MOCKIE BELLEND ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCK OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BENCH PRESS FLYING FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! and with the COMMUNION WAFER and his NIGNOG of girraffes in which ASSCRACK while reading about SHITPISSER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See KRAUT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASS