Tourette's Syndrome

Please take a FUCKING look at the JACK OFF talk page of this FUCKHEAD article for notes or discussion before TWAT editing.

For those without CAMEL FUCKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SOD OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid KIKE, sudden MOZILLA FIREFOX m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements KRAUT or FUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS OFF MY ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BLOWJOB way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CAMEL JOCKEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITTY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA YOU WANKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITWANK TOWELHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SOD OFF utterFUCKance of socially SOD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS television programs to address JUNGLE BUNNY Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is FUCKHEAD not to be PECKERHEAD confused with TALK PAGES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FLYING RAT'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKSTAIN random JACKASS disorientation, culturally-FUCKING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHAV language, D'OH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PORCH MONKEY souvenir shoppes and massive DOUCHING quantities TOWELHEAD of ANAL DIABETES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE garbage.

Darnit.

A GRINGO Polite Note to the CAUCASIANS Author:

The FAG Tourette's TITTIES Research Institute was FUCKING founded to SHITFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WIENER article RAT'S COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and VANDALISM IS COOL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ANUSCAKE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PRICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITTY Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CRAPMUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers POMMIE swear. You can PEARL NECKLACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKER TV, for always focusing on the COCKGOBLIN bad side of a terrible RAT'S ASS thing.
The main PUSSYLICKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SAND NIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is AMERICA ONLINE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes AY-AY-AY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SAGGY TITS school for ANAL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COON sufferers to become DICKHEAD manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit SHITTY suicide.
There is no ASSWIPE cure, and the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOCCASINS tics often have adverse TURD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITTYWANK perodol" which caused my entire INBRED body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and VOTE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUGGER it is without the SCUMBAG drug.

I am an active member of a SPIC tourette syndrome RAPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHOAD the BUGFUCK public view of Tourettes as a "PIECE OF SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WIENER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ORGASM sorry for CHING CHONG CHINK "hi-jacking" your TIMBER NIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DUMBASS, and making fun of a SEMEN horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your QUEEF time.

Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JUSTIN BIEBER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIANENMEN SQUARE in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not KOREA LOVER occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. FRENCH TICKLER Regards to Andrew WIENER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The BULLSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can BAD MOTHERFUCKER punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHICKEN SHIT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine KIKE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are VENEREAL DISEASE and FUCKWIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 FUCKHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POLACK HORSE! KIKE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO KIKE'S HOUSE

How QUEEF to ASSCRACK cure VAGINA the FUCKING A Tourette's HELLFIRE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WIGGER for SHITHEAD Tourette's BOB SAGET Syndrome WIGGER is HADJI following JACKASS SHIT these WIENER rules FUCKSTAIN in DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT order:

1: Avoid BITCH immature DICK little SAND NIGGER kids,
2: Count to SPANK THE MONKEY within CROTCH 10 DICKseconds,
3: Do not open your QUEEF SACRAMENTO CUNNILINGUS nor WIGGER talk,
4: Tell PIECE OF SHIT yourself you MONKEY BALLS don't MACACA have BIRD SHIT this BONER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKER WITH NASTY REDSKIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SACRAMENTO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the KIKE last straw LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!

I fucking put BAT FUCK INSANE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKING FUCKBOROUGH the TOP OF SHITBALLS THIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DYKE offensive. DICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I WILL END YOU! people who try GOD DAMMIT to battle SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH'CHRIST OF TABERNACLE that tight-ass GOD DAMMIT 17-year-BIG FOOT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS OFF it now, but someone said SHIT' FUCKSTAIN ALF'OH SHI– on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JACKASS SHIT is a laughing D'OH matter. Plus there LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Uncyclopedia, there are CANNED QUOTE articles BITCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So FUCK YOU that means FUCKHEAD stop getting mad at the BONER first part too and BOOBIES talking about the CUNT letter that it's BUNG-HOLE mocking (what RAGHEAD letter? I don't even know what YOU WANKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING A hi self GOD DAMMIT even made a really BIGNOSE good point. "It's SHIT nothing more TITMOUSE from a head nod to a TOURETTE'S SYNDROME knee tick". All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Which I'll add TITS onto WOP saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JIGGABOO suffer that CUNTRAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SUCK MY DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a FUCKSTAIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ANUSCAKE hilarious. If you MONKEY SHIT Want facts, go on DICKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHOLE be offended, don't read ARSE the freaking DICK article anyway.

PISS ARTIST CUNT FUCK ASS TAFFY GOD DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FAGGOT WALRUS SHIT DOUCHE

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I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HELL BIG FOOT WANK DICKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOOBS HELL SHITFUCKER COLGATE LET'S SHIT JACKASS FUCKBAG FUCKWIT GANGBANG SCUMBAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HOMO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SPUNK BOON REDNECK GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAGO DOG SHIT CRAP FELLATIO BLOWJOB GREASER I WILL END YOU! HELL PISS ARTIST [expletive deleted] NICARAGUA BUGGER HELL PUSSYLICKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BUTTFUCKER BASTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOT HEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMMIT CUNT O CANADA BOB SAGET ARSE QUEEF TITS GOATSE SPICY CUNT FUCK DICK CHICKEN FUCKTARD BASTARD DAMN BOB SAGET FUCKBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DOG SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTBUCKET ARSE FUCKFACE WANK ASS MOCCASINS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MACACA PISS ARTIST LAKE TITICACA DICK O CANADA FUCKTARD JUSTIN BIEBER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MASTURBATION and with the DAMNATION and his CRAP of girraffes in which [expletive deleted] while reading about SEX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is CLUSTERFUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PENIS ON A BUN subject. If you do not find it funny SHITCUNTING, it is probably because you are an INBRED FELLATIO ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. HELLFIRE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SUCK MY COCK joke loses its humour SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DICK TITS ignorant, then you wouldn't have BONER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DIRTY SANCHEZ CHINK WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ARTIST CHIGGER!!!!!I <3 COCK

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