Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LOLCAT neurochemical FUCK disorder DONKEY DICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TRANNY, sudden BEAVER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BOOBS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAGO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SLOPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MARGARET THATCHER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUCK MY DICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOBSHITE WANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous REDNECK utterFUCKance of socially HENTAI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASTARD television programs to address FRIG Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is BOOBS not to be GOD DAMN confused with PISS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BALL SACK random ABO disorientation, culturally-DUMBASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MALL SANTA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOOBS language, FELCHING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SPICY CUNT FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities DOG FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI garbage.

Darnit.

A KAFFIR Polite Note to the CAMEL JOCKEY Author:

The FUCK Tourette's DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Research Institute was SPIC founded to CHOAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I AM CORNHOLIO! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article TITS & DICKS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING RAT'S ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YUKKY DOODY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POMMIE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of TOTAL Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFACE swear. You can MARGARET THATCHER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DIPSHIT TV, for always focusing on the CUNT LAPPER bad side of a terrible [expletive deleted] thing.
The main BULLSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GRIS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JACKASS SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee RUSTY TROMBONE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BALL SACK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAT'S ASS school for RAT'S COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSCRACK sufferers to become EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA manically depressed and BUTTFUCKER commit FUCKING FUCKFUCKER suicide.
There is no FIST FUCK cure, and the CLEVELAND STEAMER drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS ARTIST tics often have adverse RAT'S COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JAP perodol" which caused my entire MOZILLA FIREFOX body to go SHITHEAD numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITSLINGING it is without the POOPOO drug.

I am an active member of a CHINK tourette syndrome WOP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUGHNUT PUNCHER the DUNE COON public view of Tourettes as a "DICKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BAT FUCK INSANE sorry for SHITE "hi-jacking" your REDSKIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FIRECROTCH this that really MICK annoys me. I am working towards a POOPOO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JESSE McCARTNEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKHEAD, and making fun of a CARPET MUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DIPSHIT time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. VAGINA Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The CLUSTER FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can POOPY punch him if you FEATURED want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FRENCH TICKLER saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TRANNY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSCRACK and SPUNK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JOHN ELWAY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DONALD RUMSFELD BAND WITH 4 SHITSLINGING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! TRANNY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TRANNY'S HOUSE

How WINDOWS VISTA to FUCK cure DIPSHIT the JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's [expletive deleted] Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JERK OFF for HOT GRITS Tourette's BONER Syndrome SHIT is TITS following POMMIE these SPICY CUNT FUCK rules DONKEY DICK in DICKLICK order:

1: Avoid FUCK immature PORCH MONKEY little MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS kids,
2: Count to DUMBASS within PIECE OF SHIT 10 PENIS ON A STICKseconds,
3: Do not open your DAMNATION FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES nor ASSCRACK talk,
4: Tell FUCKER yourself you ASS don't DOODIE HEAD have SHITSLINGING this DAMN disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TRANNY last straw FLAMING ASS BADGER!

I fucking put SHITSLINGING' my comment at the TOP OF THE NECROPHILIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF COCKSMOKER THIS PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be P'KANG offensive. PIG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSWIPE people who try BASTARD to battle FLYING FUCK'LET'S SHIT that tight-ass FUCKING A 17-year-ASSFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIECE OF SHIT it now, but someone said FELLATIO' [expletive deleted] DAMMIT'ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK OFF is a laughing BULLSHIT matter. Plus there ASSFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GIVING HEAD Uncyclopedia, there are DOT HEAD articles BENCH PRESS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BEANER stuff. So MARGARET THATCHER that means BUTT PIRATE stop getting mad at the PUNANI first part too and WOODPECKERSHIT talking about the SOD letter that it's BUTTFUCKER mocking (what FROG letter? I don't even know what WILLY WONKA the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOTHERFUCKER hi self WINDOWS VISTA even made a really TACO good point. "It's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT nothing more DONKEY DICK from a head nod to a DONKEY DICK knee tick". ASSCRACK. Which I'll add AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS onto D'OH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS suffer that HELLFIRE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN IT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUTTFUCKER be, because if I were a MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELLFIRE hilarious. If you FUCK YOU Want facts, go on SCUMBAG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll VENEREAL DISEASE be offended, don't read MOCCASINS the freaking BEAVER article anyway.

[expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT NICARAGUA FUCK YOU LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DICKLICK SEMEN GOAT DICK [Insert silly non-swear here]

GANGBANG CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST FUCKWIT BALLS FUCKFUCKFUCK YOGHURT CANNON VAGINA SCUMBUCKET SON OF A BITCH CHICKEN FRIES JESSE McCARTNEY BASTARD NI ASSFACE ANAL IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HADJI DELICIOUS CAKE BOON SCROTUM FEWMETS PRICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSCRACK FUCKING DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT BITCH GOD DAMN BULLCRAP DAMN SHITSKIN SCUMBUCKET NECROPHILIA TRANNY FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSCRACK ASSWIPE NICARAGUA PUNANI INBRED MASTURBATION NIPPLES DILDO BLOWJOB CARPET MUNCHER WANK WANK PAKI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FLYING FUCK COCK DIPSHIT FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT ASSHAT FUCK PISS FAGGOT SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF A BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SCUMBUCKET PEACEFUL DELICIOUS CAKE I AM CORNHOLIO! WOP BASTARD GOD BLESS AMERICA DAMN DILDO DARTH VADER TOWELHEAD TIMBER NIGGER FUCKHEAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX HENTAI DICKFACE GO HOME AND DIE CHOAD KISSER LENS CRAFTERS COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FLYING FUCK FUCK CUNT SHITHEAD DOG SHIT PEEPEE BITCH POLESMOKER WANK PUSSY QUEEF FLYING FUCK TAMPONS PUSSY BEAVER BAT FUCK INSANE SHITCOCK DAMN INJUN SEMEN SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PUSSY TITWANK GARBAGE DAY! DAGO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WIKIPEDIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JIGGABOO D'OH FUCKING A SHITE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NEGRO WIGGER KIKE CRAP ON A STICK BULLSHIT ARSE ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT FUCK YOU EPIDIDYMIS LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU ASS DUMBASS ASSHAT SEX SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER DICK CUNNILINGUS ASS FUCK PUNANI PRICK FUCK OFF CONDOMS CONDOMS ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK DILDO CLEVELAND STEAMER CUM FUCKING MOCKIE COCKGOBLIN CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY TENTACLE RAPE LIMEY BOB SAGET FUCKTARD YOU WANKER BITCH SHIT CHOAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFUCKER pen0r PICKANINNY DONKEY PUNCHER PISS PEDOPHILIA PENIS POMMIE BRITNEY BASTARD CRACKER FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT ASSFACE DOG FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK GIVING HEAD CHICKEN SHIT ASSRAPING NIPPLES ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! QUEEF PRICK TITTYWANK CLEMEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER CLUSTER FUCK CUNT PISS OFF ASSCRACK SHITCUNTING WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BULLCRAP CONDOMS HELL CHRISTHUMPER DAMNATION WANK ASSCRACK PUNANI PISSHOLE CONDOMS PENIS ON A BUN CLUSTER FUCK NI JIZZ FUCKFACE BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK A DUCK FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE TIMBER NIGGER DAMNATION DAMN MALARKY SEMEN ASSCRACK TURD BLUE PENIS! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SCROTUM HELL BITCH ASSWIPE BULLSHIT MONKEY SHIT NIGGER YOU WANKER PRICK BALLS GYPSY FUCKSTAIN BASTARD GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET WIENER FUCK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FUCKING SHIT CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT STUDENT MOVEMENT FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES ASSHAT WALRUS SHIT ALF SHITE TWAT QUEEF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BALLS DILDO BALLS PISS CLUSTER FUCK ASSHAT WOP DAGO MICK FUCK SCUMBUCKET HELL CUNTING ASSCRACK MONKEY SHIT SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GRINGO MONKEY SHIT DOUCHE JERRY CHOAD BUKKAKE ARSE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER VAGINA CRAP ON A STICK I WILL KILL YOU! HORSE SHIT EMO DICKFACE BITCH CUNT ANUSCAKE PEEPEE MOLDY TITS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DUMBASS BULLSHIT INBRED CHIGGER BASTARD OPINION YOUR MOM BITCH DIPSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSKIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BIGNOSE SHIT DAMN NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE P'KANG CHOAD FRIG FIRECROTCH MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY POLESMOKER BULLSHIT DAMMIT CHINK PISS SOD DUMBASS PIXIES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CROTCH PUSSYLICKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! RAT'S COCK NIGGER DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN D'OH MARGARET THATCHER SMEG POMMIE FRITZ ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL ASSBANDIT JOHNNY INBRED LOGJAMMER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BULLCRAP PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HAIL SATAN! MALARKY CHIGGER DICK CHICKEN COCKSUCKER TWISTY VAGINA GANGBANG PISS ARTIST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM LET'S SHIT FLYING FUCK MALL SANTA FUCK OFF BASTARD MARCH OF FLAMES HONKY SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITBALLS DAMN CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS DIPSHIT HELL DAGO FUCKING LET'S SHIT SCUMBAG DOG SHIT TITS DOUCHE NAZI DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK YOU GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK NUGGET HELL CHOAD KISSER ANUSCAKE ASSWIPE DICK IN A BOX FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BALL SACK PISS PISS BITCH VAGINA JACKASS BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER CRAPMUNCHER BEANER TWAT SUGARTITS CROTCH FELLATIO ASS WANK GIVING HEAD ARSE ASS PISS FUCKING A LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD REDSKIN HITLER ASSHAT GOAT DICK FUCKING PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! SHITFACE JUNGLE BUNNY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TOWELHEAD SHITFACE BITCH TURD MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS CAMEL FUCKER GENITALIA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCK BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD BIRD SHIT BOOBS BLUE PENIS! CUNT LAPPER SACRAMENTO FUCKER COCKSMOKER EMO NIPPLES SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK MY DICK FUCKFUCKFUCK DICK FUCKING BONER SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING SUCK A BIG DICK SHIT SUGARTITS AUTOFELLATIO TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MOCKIE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUM GOD DAMN ASSFACE SHITTY TWAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKFUCKFUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DILDO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHOAD FUCKER LAKE TITICACA INBRED ASS INBRED FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GANGBANG JUNGLE BUNNY TWAT P'KANG RAPE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HELL BONER DUNE COON ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTT PIRATE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS YOU WANKER DIPSHIT FUDGEPACKER SON OF A BITCH CUNT FUDGEPACKER PIECE OF SHIT POOPY SHITSLIDE DIPSHIT FUCK OFF DYKE GOOK BASTARD ARSE FUCKSTAIN BUGGER TWAT JIGGABOO FUCK BITCH TITMOUSE FUCKFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOCCASINS SACRED MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JOHN ELWAY FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF PEARL NECKLACE FRIG SHITHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NIGGER PISS CHOAD DIPSHIT BANGKOK HELL CHAV GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT suck my mothers CUNT CRAPPER BITCH RAT'S COCK ASSRAMMER FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO CHRISTHUMPER SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD BONER SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU COON INBRED DOUCHETITS BALLS KIDDY FIDDLER MILF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST KIKE WOODPECKERSHIT ANUSCAKE BALLS HO SHITPISSER DOUCHE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKTARD FUCKFACE NEGRO SEMEN INBRED CHOAD KISSER BUTTFUCKER HELL FROG'S FAT ASS ANAL DIABETES FUCKING TAFFY DICKFACE BULLSHIT TITTYWANK SHITCUNTING PISS OFF DALAI LAMA FEWMETS DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I WILL KILL YOU! WIKIPEDIA BUGGER OFF COON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING FUCK BASTARD NEOPETS PORCH MONKEY PISSHOLE MILF SHIT SHITE BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MASTURBATION ALEX TREBEK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE MONKEY SHIT SHITHEAD SAGGY TITS FUCKTARD BULLCRAP RAT'S ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE NECROPHILIA FUCKING ASSCRACK WALRUS SHIT FAG HELL PISS UP MY ARSE JACKASS CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTER FUCK CLEAN DRINKING WATER GOD DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT ASSFACE FUCKER ORGASM FUCK DICKHEAD CLIT CLIT MILF BALLS BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSMOKER WANK WIENER POMMIE SMEG SHITE PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX CROTCH BUGGER OFF DIPSHIT GYPSY DAMN DAMN IT DOODIE HEAD GANGBANG PUSSYLICKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR AUTOFELLATIO SNUFF PORN ORGASM FUCK YOU GOOK FAG CHAV BASTARD DARTH VADER BELGIUM CLUSTER FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BASTARD FUCKING SHITTY ASS VAGINA ASSHAT ASS DEVELOPERS! SHITSLINGING FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSWIPE REDSKIN REDSKIN FELLATIO CLUSTER FUCK [Insert swear here] CUNTYMINTS RAT'S ASS SHITE BELLEND DOUCHE FUCKWIT MONKEY BALLS HOMO FUCKING A NIPPLES WOMEN'S RIGHTS TURD GOBSHITE YOU WANKER DOG FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMMIT WANK SOD OFF BASTARD DOG SHIT CLIT MOCKIE BULLSHIT DOUCHING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHOLE ANAL DIABETES FRITZ TITS & DICKS EAT MY SHIT! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CHENEY TWAT NIPPLES ANAL DIABETES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FIST FUCK BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS DOG SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING FUCK ANAL QUEEF CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING FUCK HORSE PENIS SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT SHITTY FUCKBAG WIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST TOWELHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKING BUTT-HEAD BALLS DAMN LAKE TITICACA FLYING FUCK ASSHAT PISS OFF [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS EXTRA LONG PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT FUCKING A DAMN GOATSE HITLER FUCK CHOAD JACK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COCK ANAL I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SUGARTITS DOUCHE DUNE COON PENIS YOU WANKER SHITTY DOG SHIT ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! DYKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENIS ON A BUN PISS OFF MY ASS NI WANKSPLAT DAMN TOTAL BLISTERING BARNACLES MACACA RAPE HELL FUCK ASSHAT FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ANAL NAZI PRICK PEARL NECKLACE FUCK DAMN HOSER MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNT CUNTSWILLING COCKSUCKER MARGARET THATCHER POOPY MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL MOCCASINS SCUMBAG [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] I'LL RAPE YOU TOSSER CUNNILINGUS PRICK CUNT GOD DAMN DEVELOPERS! SLOPE PISS ARTIST WIENER WIENER DIPSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK HORSE SHIT SCUMBAG HELL CLIT MINORITIES NIGGER COCKGOBLIN CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE HO GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER CUNNILINGUS MOCCASINS JACK OFF HITLER WIENER CUNNILINGUS SEX ASSHOLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FAG FRENCH TICKLER ALF DAMN DAMN FUCKER YID JOHN ELWAY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HORSE PENIS ASSFACE PEDOPHILIA THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DICK DICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NAZI BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITTY SHITHEAD GRIS FUCKING A CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK BULLCRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS POMMIE SEMEN BUGGER FUCKHEAD CLUSTER FUCK GENITALIA JACKASS FUCKER THONG TASTER NAZI NEOPETS MAMA MIA TWAT ASS FRIG DOUCHING DICKLICK FUCKING A NECROPHILIA DYKE SCUMBUCKET WEHATEMARIO PRICK DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK YOU WANKER HELL BEAVER INBRED FUCKING JUMP! SCUMBAG PISSHOLE RAPE TITS POLESMOKER COON DONALD RUMSFELD CLUSTER FUCK DAMN ANAL SHITTY RICK MORANIS ASSWIPE BOON CHIGGER SPUNK KIKE SPIC DILDO CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKHEAD BIRD SHIT GOBSHITE SHITE TUBA GIVING HEAD FAGGOT DAMMIT BITCH GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES DUMBASS RAT'S COCK KRAUT BITCH DAMN GENITALIA NIHILISM SHITBALLS FUCKER SEMPRINI CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! DILDO WANK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKWIT INBRED INBRED CHIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICK BASTARD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK COCK SPIC FIST FUCK SHITE CUNT suck my mothers SHITFACE MOCCASINS GOD DAMMIT TITTIES ASS FUCK YOU YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN INJUN JOHN ELWAY YOU WANKER PORCH MONKEY KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PENIS CUNTYMINTS FUCK FELLATIO LOLCAT ASS FELCHING INCEST PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DOUCHING GOD BLESS AMERICA FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY PORCH MONKEY CRAPMUNCHER CUNTRAG BORDER HOPPER FUCKTARD SPUNK BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKER SEX FUCKBAG POLESMOKER PUSSY YID POOPY POOPOO NI FUCKTARD AY-AY-AY VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT FIRECROTCH BULLSHIT DILDO SHITE PISS ARTIST WIGGER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE CLEMEN PISSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY HELL DAMN IT DIPSHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT BOOBS MONKEY BALLS BELGIUM WANK MONKEY BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUKKAKE SHITHEAD DAMN DAMN IT CUNT MILF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANK ASS FASCIST PENIS DAMMIT BLESSED DAMN SAINT YOU WANKER FUCK CUNT DOODIE HEAD O CANADA ASSHAT ABO CUM DAMN IT YOUR MOM DICKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUNG-HOLE MARGARET THATCHER NIPPLES DAMN IT RANDY TRAVIS FUCKTARD KAFFIR BITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! POWERSHIT ASS WOODPECKERSHIT POWERSHIT GANGBANG RAT'S COCK ASS FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT DIPSHIT HORSE PENIS WANKSPLAT CUNTYMINTS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S COCK LAKE TITICACA ASSHOLE MONKEY SHIT CRACKER TUBA RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK DAMN SHITTY BLUE PENIS! TACO CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRACKER FIRECROTCH REBECCA BLACK JESSE McCARTNEY I WILL END YOU! CRAPFUCKER FLYING FUCK BITCH JIZZ Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SOD and with the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! and his CHOAD of girraffes in which PISSHOLE while reading about VENEREAL DISEASE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICK IN A BOX also


	FUCK YOU Clara Bow! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TIT FUCK your ASS!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)

Article written in the style of its subject
This article is TITS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WIENER subject. If you do not find it funny SEX, it is probably because you are an INBRED AY-AY-AY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. WIGGER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHOAD joke loses its humour FUCKSTAIN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DOUCHETITS ignorant, then you wouldn't have TITS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! JAP SOD LET'S SHIT WANK!!!!!I <3 COCK

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