Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'NIGGER'SHITSLIDE'PEEPEE'GOD DAMN'CLEMEN'SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MALARKY, sudden SHITFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I'LL RAPE YOU or BAD MOTHERFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSRAPING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLYING FUCK HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOBSHITE utterFUCKance of socially SEMEN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAT'S COCK television programs to address I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's syndrome.

FELLATIO Tourette's is ALEX TREBEK not to be RUSTY TROMBONE confused with NEGRO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FEMADOM random NI disorientation, culturally-CANNED QUOTE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local VAGINA language, PENIS ON A BUN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JOHN SMILEY FACE PUNANI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky EMO souvenir shoppes and massive HAIL SATAN! quantities [expletive deleted] of ANAL DIABETES YOUR MOM garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the CONDOMS Author:

The FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's BEAVER Research Institute was YOU WANKER founded to DONKEY DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WETBACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS article FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUTTFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DUMBASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEX Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NIGGER TITS Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can CUNTSWILLING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the FLYING FUCK bad side of a terrible 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT thing.
• The main POO POO BLOWJOB symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHIGGER knee TAMPONS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TWAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLUSTERFUCK school for TITWANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKHEAD sufferers to become TAFFY manically depressed and FLYING RAT'S ASS commit BONER suicide.
• There is no SALISBURY cure, and the ORGASM drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTT PIRATE tics often have adverse BULLSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire SHITFUCKER body to go FLYING FUCK numb and TITTIES basically made it NIGGA! worse than SUCK COCKS IN HELL! it is without the PUNANI drug.

I am an active member of a SHITTY tourette syndrome OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the TIT DIRT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS sorry for PISSHOLE "hi-jacking" your BRUSH MA TEETH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BATHING SUIT AREA this that really CHOAD annoys me. I am working towards a Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SAND NIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TACO, and making fun of a SHITPISSER horrible disorder is (not) GENITALIA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TESTICLE CHOKE time.

Best CHOAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BULLSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Regards to Andrew SLOPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The MOCCASINS bastard who wrote this article. You can CLEMEN punch him if you INJUN want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SIGMUND FREUD saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my PIGFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MALARKY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSWIPE and SON OF A BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LICK PUSSY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMN BAND WITH 4 SUCK MY DICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HOMO HORSE! MALARKY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MALARKY'S HOUSE

How TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! to YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS cure SHITSLIDE the TWAT Tourette's ASS FASCIST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUM for HORSE PENIS Tourette's BOOBIES Syndrome SHUT UP, MEG! is CHINK following SHITTY these TITTIES rules PISS OFF in SHITE order:

• 1: Avoid FLYING RAT'S ASS immature CHOAD KISSER little REDSKIN kids,
• 2: Count to SHITE within CUNT 10 BORDER HOPPERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PRICK FUCK YOU ASSRAPING nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell BUGFUCK yourself you MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE don't BITCH have WILLY WONKA this JACK OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WITH NASTY DONKEY DICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MALARKY last straw ASSFACE!

I fucking put ASSCRACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF INCEST THIS VAGINA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be THONG TASTER offensive. FIRECROTCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK YOU people who try ASS to battle JACK OFF'FUCKING JUMP! that tight-ass TWAT 17-year-DUMBASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT it now, but someone said PISS' DICKFACE DAMN IT'BUGFUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PENIS is a laughing ARSE matter. Plus there CLEMEN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BOON Uncyclopedia, there are ART METAL PRODUCTS articles CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRENCH TICKLER stuff. So ARFENHOUSE that means JACKASS stop getting mad at the SCROTUM first part too and SHITCUNTING talking about the ASSFACE letter that it's JUSTIN BIEBER mocking (what FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA letter? I don't even know what CARPET MUNCHER the heck you're talking about). Adrian TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! hi self pen0r even made a really BELLEND good point. "It's SHITSLINGING nothing more FUCKTARD from a head nod to a DYKE knee tick". DAMMIT. Which I'll add CRAP onto ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKTARD suffer that MOCCASINS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FELCHING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOG SHIT be, because if I were a CHOAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POLAK hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on RUSTY TROMBONE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PORCH MONKEY be offended, don't read BALLS the freaking PIG article anyway.

BIGNOSE SHITHEAD DICK CHOAD ANAL DAMN HELL BALLS WALRUS SHIT NICARAGUA

POLACK IN SACREMENT MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT PIECE OF SHIT BITCH SHITBALLS VAGINA JERRY NIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE DICK GENITALIA GO COUNT YOUR DICK NAZI TITTYWANK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHOLE FUCKWIT CONDOMS DIPSHIT QUEEF COMMUNIST DILDO NIGGER SHIT ASSWIPE HENTAI TITTYWANK CONAN O'BRIAN POLAK LOLCAT ASSHAT POWERSHIT DOUCHE TOWELHEAD MARGARET THATCHER BELGIUM REBECCA BLACK WIENER SHIT BOOBS MOLDY TITS FUCKBAG CHOAD DICK IN A BOX JAP suck my mothers BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SEX COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK COCK GOAT DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SUCK MY COCK ASSWIPE FOUR-EYES DOG SHIT PENIS ON A STICK REDSKIN FUCK YOU O CANADA TITTIES ASSHOLE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUTTFUCKER COCK ALEX TREBEK NAZI TITTIES FENCE JUMPER MONKEY SHIT JAP WOP CRAP LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKER WANK JAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HITLER RECTUM RAIDER GARBAGE DAY! POMMIE MICK KNOBJOCKEY DAMN SEX MICK CLEMEN ASS SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING CRAP ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES SPUNK BLUMPKIN DAMN HELL YOU WANKER FRAK SHIT ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUKKAKE COMMUNION WAFER TRANNY KAFFIR DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTT-HEAD ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH BOLLOCKS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ARSE BUTTFUCKER WIENER DONALD RUMSFELD WOMEN'S RIGHTS BIGNOSE REDNECK BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE HOMO CLEVELAND STEAMER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTRAG SEMEN MARGARET THATCHER SUITCASE PENIS SON OF A BITCH DICK ASS PISSHOLE BOOBS DICKHEAD FUCKING SHITSLINGING SLOPE DIPSHIT TITTYWANK CARPET MUNCHER TITWANK FROG GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BELLEND SHITFACE ARSE PEEPEE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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CRAPPY TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK ASSRAMMER FLYING FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES SACRAMENTO REBECCA BLACK HELLFIRE ADMINS ARE GAY SHIT SUCK MY DICK SEMEN ASSCRACK GRIS DARTH VADER DAMN ASS PISSHOLE WANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITE FUCKING BASEBALL BUTT PIRATE TIMBER NIGGER WILLY WONKA COCKSUCKER BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE QUEEF SPUNK BULLSHIT NIGGER FUCKWIT COON BITCH SHITHEAD CLEMEN SHIT SHITFACE FUCK COMMUNISM IS STUPID BASTARD CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY WILLY WONKA BLOWJOB I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT BUKKAKE BITCH BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WARNER MUSIC GROUP DIPSHIT DUNE COON SON OF A BITCH CLIT COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF SEX GRINGO GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK [EXPLETIVE] JOHNNY GOD BLESS AMERICA YUKY DOODY SUITCASE PENIS BUGGER LET'S SHIT FUCKTARD CUM TOSSER FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN DICK CUNT BUTT PIRATE [Insert swear here] CUM CRAPPY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DYKE SMEG CLUSTERFUCK CUM FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE PORCH MONKEY RAT'S COCK DARTH VADER FUCK FUCKFACE BITCH JACK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY CROTCH ALF SHAKOPEE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN ANUSCAKE FUCKTARD DARTH VADER NECROPHILIA NORTH KOREA DICKFACE BASTARD FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOUCHETITS FUCKING A I AM CORNHOLIO! CLEMEN SCUMBUCKET CONDOMS CAMEL FUCKER BOLLOCKS SHITFACE DOT HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CC PLZ FUCK DIPSHIT TWISTY VAGINA POOPY FUCKFACE TITS TIT DIRT TITWANK SEX MOCCASINS CHOLERA IS FUN! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSWIPE BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER suck my mothers HELL P'KANG DOG SHIT BITCH HELL KNOBJOCKEY TRANNY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PENISBIRD FUCKTARD I AM CORNHOLIO! JACKASS SHITHEAD THONG TASTER DICK IN A BOX PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASS DONALD RUMSFELD GOOK WIENER BIRD SHIT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MOLDY TITS PISS OFF YOU WANKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT STEVE BALLMER BONG GRINGO GIVING HEAD SEX BELGIUM FAG TWAT DAGO WIENER JUNGLE BUNNY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JERK OFF HOMO TRANNY FU SPANG WOP GOD DAMN ASSHOLE WHORE SHITE QUEEF FLYING FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TENTACLE RAPE BOON BIRD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES NIGGER COCK LIMEY BUGGER OFF SHITCUNTING ANUSCAKE SHIT FENCE JUMPER BUTT-HOLE HITLER DICK CHICKEN JACKASS SHIT BITCH DUNE COON HELL TWAT HORSE SHIT INBRED CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHAKOPEE SCUMBAG BITCH BITCH FUCKING SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN ASS SHITE POOPY ASSFACE HAIL SATAN! ASS FASCIST DICK VAGINA FUCKFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BULLSHIT BOOBIES FUDGEPACKER PISS OFF MY ASS MOCKIE TITS SHITE GIVING HEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICK DICK TITS WIGGER FUCKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN DAMN ASSBANDIT SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING JACKASS SHIT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS PISS OFF BITCH FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER MOCKIE FELCHING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT SHITBALLS INBRED SPUNK RAPE PISS UP MY ARSE HENTAI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER RAGHEAD SHIT FUCKBAG SHITHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DYKE BASTARD FUCKING CUM KRAUT SEX MONKEY SHIT FAG TWAT FUCKER JIZZ NIGGER TITS PEDOPHILIA BALLS SPANK THE MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER CLIT RAT'S ASS DOUCHETITS DIPSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PORCH MONKEY FUCK DARTH VADER JUNGLE BUNNY TONY LA RUSSA CRAPMUNCHER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BASTARD HOT GRITS ASSCRACK WOP FRED PHELPS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PEARL NECKLACE BUNG-HOLE ASSBANDIT I'LL RAPE YOU HONKY PISS DOODIE HEAD CRACKER ARSE POLACK FUCKSTAIN PAKI CRAPMUNCHER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PORCUPINE'S BALLS BIG FOOT FUCK YOU ANAL PUSSY TRANNY DAMMIT CUNT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SEMEN QUEEF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HELL BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE INCEST BITCH HELL SUCK MY COCK CARPET MUNCHER PUNANI TITWANK URINE-GARGLING BIGNOSE BALL SACK DIPSHIT JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN BUGGER GOD DAMMIT SHITSKIN WANK FUCKING JUMP! FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITCOCK DARTH VADER FROG'S FAT ASS FASHION BUG SEX MOLDY TITS NEGRO COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAPE BUGGER OFF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! FROG'S FAT ASS DILDO SHITBALLS WHORE REDSKIN HELLFIRE WANKER SEX FUCKTARD CUNT WANKER CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHE BONER DICKFACE TITTIES BONER SIGMUND FREUD JERRY ON CRACK COCKSTUFFER DAMN IT FLYING FUCK CHINK TITWANK CUNT PISS OFF CLIT WIGGER MOCCASINS CONDOMS TIMBER NIGGER SCUMBAG suck my mothers TWISTY VAGINA SHIT PISSHOLE SHITE CRAP TIT SPRINKLES SHITE CHUFF CUNT CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS PISS JACKASS SHIT RAT'S COCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITFUCKER DAMN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKWAD CONDOMS FUCK JIZZ HOSER BUTTFUCKER WALRUS SHIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! 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SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER DICKHEAD BASTARD BEANER GANGBANG JOHNNY DOG SHIT ASS DYKE YOU WANKER SOD OFF I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF RAPE DUMBASS WANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITS & DICKS PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK PORCH MONKEY ORGASM DILDO YOGHURT CANNON TWAT MASTURBATION SHITE DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH RANDY TRAVIS SHIT INJUN MACACA WETBACK DAMMIT I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIENER NAZI BASTARD JENKEM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKING and with the EMO and his STEVE BALLMER of girraffes in which MALARKY while reading about FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BALL SACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ABO