Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKHEAD'FUCKER'FELLATIO'WILLY WONKA'FUCK'FUCK'GOAT DICK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITTY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK IN A BOX or FRENCH TICKLER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BALL SACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN IT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNTSWILLING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat suck my mothers JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SCUMBAG utterFUCKance of socially DICKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address COCK Tourette's syndrome.

FENCE JUMPER Tourette's is GOD DAMN not to be CHIGGER confused with COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves O CANADA random FLYING RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GRAPE PENIS language, WETBACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK IN A BOX SHITTY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities HORSE PENIS of ANAL DIABETES HOSER garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the SHITSLINGING Author:

The HAPPINESS Tourette's TWAT Research Institute was SCUMBAG founded to COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PUSSY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITWANK article DOG FUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or KNOBJOCKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN IT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DIPSHIT Tourrette's sufferers DOG FUCKER swear. You can PUSSYLICKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the KIKE bad side of a terrible HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS thing.
• The main DOUCHEBAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING A' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

knee I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is BIGNOSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNTBUCKET cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGNOG school for TIMBER NIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BELLEND sufferers to become BELLEND manically depressed and BOOBS commit WIKIPEDIA suicide.
• There is no TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE cure, and the SHITE drugs that are available to, "calm" the HEIL HITLER! tics often have adverse DYKE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOZILLA FIREFOX perodol" which caused my entire DILDO body to go PENIS ON A STICK numb and DARTH VADER basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHOLE it is without the BULLCRAP drug.

I am an active member of a TIMBER NIGGER tourette syndrome CROTCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "GOOK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOZILLA FIREFOX much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUTTFUCKER sorry for BIRD IN THE HOUSE "hi-jacking" your BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOG SHIT this that really I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL annoys me. I am working towards a TOURETTE'S IS FUN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOT HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MICK, and making fun of a CUNTING ASSCRACK horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CRAP time.

Best TRANNY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DUMBASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FIREWALLS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. NAZI Regards to Andrew COLGATE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE bastard who wrote this article. You can VAGINA punch him if you POLESMOKER want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my MILF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PIGFUCKER and BONG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHUFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 MONKEY SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JOHNNY HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE

How BRITNEY to NIGGER cure DICKHEAD the ASS Tourette's FRIG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GIVING HEAD for JAP Tourette's DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Syndrome PISS ARTIST is BLISTERING BARNACLES following DIPSHIT these REDSKIN rules MOCCASINS in FLYING FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid HO immature ASS LICKER little ASSRAMMER kids,
• 2: Count to FRITZ within I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 10 BUGGER OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT nor CHING CHONG CHINK talk,
• 4: Tell DICKWAD yourself you RAT'S COCK don't BALLS have SPUNK this ASSHOLE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PRICK WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUTT-HEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN last straw AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!

I fucking put ORGASM' my comment at the TOP OF THE MILF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS the TOP OF DILDO THIS NIGNOG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN IT offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SCROTUM people who try FUCKFACE to battle SHIT'WETBACK that tight-ass LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! 17-year-BELLEND—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELL it now, but someone said I WILL KILL YOU!' GREASER WIKIPEDIA RULES'BOLLOCKS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING suck my mothers is a laughing IN SACREMENT matter. Plus there FUCKTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GO HOME AND DIE Uncyclopedia, there are ANAL articles TWAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GYPSY stuff. So ASSWIPE that means PORCUPINE'S BALLS stop getting mad at the HEIL HITLER! first part too and WHORE talking about the FRED PHELPS letter that it's BANGKOK mocking (what BOOBS letter? I don't even know what BUGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian ANAL DIABETES hi self FUCKHEAD even made a really ASS FASCIST good point. "It's TITTYWANK nothing more SOD OFF from a head nod to a INCEST knee tick". CLUSTERFUCK. Which I'll add FUCK OFF onto BALL SACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOZILLA FIREFOX suffer that FROG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TUBA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DARTH VADER be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKSTAIN hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on YOU WANKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIPPLES be offended, don't read WIENER the freaking COON article anyway.

JACKASS SHIT WANKSPLAT CHRISTHUMPER FUCKBAG COCK SOD ROSIE O'DONNELL BLUMPKIN JUNGLE BUNNY CHOLERA IS FUN!

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LET'S SHIT pen0r QUEEF TOSSER SHIT PORCH MONKEY BALLS FUCKER SHIT PISS BEANER FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT I WILL END YOU! DOM DeLUISE MARCH OF FLAMES SHITFUCKER DUNE COON SOD OFF BIRD SHIT ASS CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD TIT SPRINKLES GO HOME AND DIE FUCKTARD JOHNNY SIGMUND FREUD ASSWIPE CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE CONAN O'BRIAN COMMUNIST DILDO REBECCA BLACK I'LL RAPE YOU NAZI FUCKSTAIN TWAT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BIGNOSE JACK OFF BITCH DOUCHEBAG BITCH SHITBALLS RAT'S COCK JOHNNY SHITFACE GANGBANG MARY WHITEHOUSE TOSSER PEEPEE BULLSHIT WHITE POWER ARSE DUMBASS TWAT TOWELHEAD DUNE COON BITCH PENIS ON A BUN ARSE DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM YOUR MOM BIRD SHIT SHAKOPEE TWAT ARSE FUCKER NEOPETS GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHE NAZI TITWANK CUNTRAG SOD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SOD OFF INBRED NIGGER MONKEY BALLS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMN and with the HONKY and his POLACK of girraffes in which CRAPMUNCHER while reading about GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING BASEBALL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BULLSHIT