Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PENIS'JACKASS SHIT'FUCK'SHITCUNTING'CUNTRAG'JACKASS'MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DOUCHE NAZI look at the DICKHEAD talk page of this ASS article for notes or discussion before RAT'S COCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TOSSER neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!, sudden CHENEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CLUSTERFUCK or FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOTHERFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUTTFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SPIC words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially COCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOCCASINS television programs to address PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette's syndrome.

I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourette's is JACKASS not to be FEMADOM confused with QUEEF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLEVELAND STEAMER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DIPSHIT random SON OF A BITCH disorientation, culturally-COCKSMOKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POLACK language, SHITSKIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BRITNEY BALL SACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive SACRAMENTO quantities ASSCRACK of ANAL DIABETES BASTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A ORGASM Polite Note to the POOPY Author:

The FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourette's POMMIE Research Institute was CAMEL JOCKEY founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMNATION Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SUCK A BIG DICK article FUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CLUSTERFUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSHOLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BALLS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSRAMMER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BALLS TV, for always focusing on the WIKIPEDIA bad side of a terrible BRITNEY thing.
• The main TIT DIRT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JOHN SMILEY FACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I'LL RAPE YOU' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee DICKHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHUFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes POMMIE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CAMEL FUCKER school for MONKEY SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSCRACK sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and SHITSLINGING commit TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! suicide.
• There is no CUM cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKTARD tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOT HEAD perodol" which caused my entire BELLEND body to go FUCKFACE numb and SHITSLIDE basically made it NIGGA! worse than NEGRO it is without the WANKSPLAT drug.

I am an active member of a WANK tourette syndrome 30 CASES OF PICKLES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS the PIECE OF SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "LIKE FATHER LIKE SON swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LET'S SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SPICY CUNT FUCK sorry for PORCUPINE'S BALLS "hi-jacking" your HENTAI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BALL SACK this that really COCKSHITTER annoys me. I am working towards a FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this REDSKIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING FUCKFUCKER, and making fun of a KIKE horrible disorder is (not) VAGINA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS time.

Best SON OF A BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. SAND NIGGER Regards to Andrew FELLATIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The FUCKSTAIN bastard who wrote this article. You can SPANK THE MONKEY punch him if you 30 CASES OF PICKLES want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TAMPONS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WHORE and BUTT-HOLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CAMEL JOCKEY BAND WITH 4 TITTYWANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ANUSCAKE HORSE! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'S HOUSE

How PISS to NECROPHILIA cure I'LL RAPE YOU the SAGGY TITS Tourette's [EXPLETIVE] Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DONKEY DICK for MALARKY Tourette's FUCKTARD Syndrome BASTARD is BEAVER following DAMMIT these FELCHING rules WANK in EPIDIDYMIS order:

• 1: Avoid BOOBS immature FUCKING A little WANK kids,
• 2: Count to HELL within TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 10 CHIGGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TITTYWANK TITS BUGGER nor FROG talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKER yourself you BRITNEY don't HELL have DAMN this MONKEY SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS WITH NASTY DYKE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCKSHITTER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! last straw BUKKAKE!

I fucking put DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITBALLS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAGO the TOP OF ANAL THIS PISS ARTIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FIST FUCK offensive. WANK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try LET'S SHIT to battle FUCKING A'TITTYWANK that tight-ass BOLLOCKS 17-year-CUNT LAPPER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLEMEN it now, but someone said POMMIE' FUCK SHIT'BULLCRAP on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSFACE is a laughing SPICY CUNT FUCK matter. Plus there JACKASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTRAG Uncyclopedia, there are OSTRICH MY ASS articles DOUCHING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TOSSER stuff. So YUKY DOODY that means PISS stop getting mad at the BEAVER first part too and FUCK talking about the ASSCRACK letter that it's WETBACK mocking (what CRACKER letter? I don't even know what ASSFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FELLATIO hi self COCK even made a really RAT'S ASS good point. "It's HEIL HITLER! nothing more MALARKY from a head nod to a TAFFY knee tick". DOUGHNUT PUNCHER. Which I'll add CONAN O'BRIAN onto CHAV saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HOSER suffer that TRANNY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JACKASS SHIT be, because if I were a PISS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAPTAIN CRUNCH hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on HENTAI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITBALLS be offended, don't read GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS the freaking SHIT article anyway.

DOUCHE LENS CRAFTERS PRICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BALLS MALARKY NECROPHILIA DICK NIGGER

MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO FU SPANG PISS ARTIST JAP BUGGER WANK MILF TWAT CARPET MUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT SHITE DICK SUCK MY COCK KAFFIR SHITE MALARKY BUTTFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICKFACE DUMBASS PUSSY HORSE PENIS BALLS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE MACACA CONDOMS NAZI INBRED DESU DAMMIT BITCH YOUR MOM ASSWIPE ASSHOLE REDSKIN MR WINKLER IS GAY GREASER TITMOUSE DAMN IT BOB SAGET FUCKHEAD BASTARD MILF SACRAMENTO LIMEY PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS SHIT SHIT TAFFY MOTHERFUCKER HITLER MICK FUCKING A WETBACK KIKE TURD SHIT DAMN ASSHAT SOD CANDY TWAT SHITBALLS ASSCRACK OSTRICH MY ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOD DAMN DICK IN A BOX SEX KAFFIR BONER FUCKING A DICK TITS FRITZ DICKHEAD WALRUS SHIT QUEEF PRICK DAMN FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTIES FELCHING FUCK NUGGET INJUN BASTARD ASSCRACK THONG TASTER BOOBS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM INJUN DUNE COON DAMNATION FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT WANK YOU WANKER NIGGER WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKHEAD HELL ASSFACE [expletive deleted] GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS ANAL FUCK JAP FUCK OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CRAP BONER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUTT PIRATE DUMBASS BITCH FRIG ARSEBADGERS TWISTY VAGINA PIG BITCH FOUR-EYES SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PRICK NIGGER RAT'S COCK KAFFIR ASS SUGARTITS GANGBANG SCUMBAG DIPSHIT POLAK DILDO TWAT HOMO FUCKWIT JAP DYKE ASSCRACK MACACA ALF BASTARD PISS CRAP ON A STICK P'KANG BITCH GRINGO TIMBER NIGGER DICKFACE FROG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN POMMIE POMMIE FROG SON OF A BITCH MOCKIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLEMEN CRAPPY FRIG PISS OFF MY ASS INCEST EAT MY SHIT! HONKY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNTBUCKET DAMN DICKHEAD REDNECK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOHNNY HIGH WAGES BOLLOCKS SHITCOCK SHITHEAD DAMMIT ASSHAT GRAPE PENIS BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK [expletive deleted] FAGGOT ASSRAPING ASSFACE HELL SCROTUM KRAUT BRITNEY CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SUNSHINE CHOAD BALLS PECKERHEAD SON OF A BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF EDITABLE DYK CUNT FUCKING JAP DICKHEAD COCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BOOBS ORGASM DAGO TAMPON IN MY ASS NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE BITCH ARSE INJUN BOOBIES WOODPECKERSHIT MICK THONG TASTER CUNTYMINTS CUNTRAG PENIS ON A BUN HORSE SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT HEIL HITLER! CRAPFUCKER ANAL DIABETES ARSE PISS OFF BLOWJOB HORSE SHIT JIGGABOO TOWELHEAD CHENEY PECKERHEAD ASSWIPE ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF SHIT DUNE COON CHOAD KRAUT BASTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HELL JACKASS SHIT VAGINA ASS [Insert silly non-swear here] SHITE FUCKING JAP BITCH SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO BITCH CUNT CRAPFUCKER AY-AY-AY DAMMIT ASS CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU INJUN POMMIE TRANNY HENTAI ASSCRACK CUM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MONGOLIANS GOD DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX WETBACK DOODIE HEAD DOUCHE NAZI COCKSMOKER DAMMIT CROTCH NIGGER [EXPLETIVE] SHITE DAMN WANK BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CHRISTHUMPER SIGMUND FREUD FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS KRAUT BENSON SUCKS TITTYWANK ARSE TITTIES BASTARD MILF TWISTY VAGINA HELL BOOBIES JACKASS SHIT LICK PUSSY BITCH RUSKIE RAT'S ASS KIKE MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE TENTACLE RAPE HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WANK DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DONKEY PUNCHER MILF PORCH MONKEY PUSSYLICKER JERRY BITCH PUSSY CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK BELLEND ARSE BUTT-HEAD MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK TITS CROTCH FUCKING BASEBALL ALEX TREBEK BITCH FAG DICK PEDOPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE REDSKIN CHOAD CAMEL JOCKEY COCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES JOHN ELWAY ART METAL PRODUCTS VAGINA PISS ARTIST TAFFY RAT'S COCK ARSE SHIT SACRAMENTO ARSEBADGERS DEVELOPERS! WHORE CHOAD RIGHT WING BUKKAKE ASSHOLE CONDOMS JAP I WILL END YOU! FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS LET'S SHIT SEX YOU SUCK BALLS CLEMEN HELL PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH DAMN ASSCRACK DILDO ORGASM CLEMEN DICK TITS BOYCOTT VIACOM! PISS OFF DICKWAD EAT MY SHIT! SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKWIT SLOPE BIRD IN THE HOUSE I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHAV BITCH FUCKING A NAZI PAKI DOG SHIT FIREWALLS CUNT BIBLE BASHER FROG DAMMIT TWISTY VAGINA FUCK GOATSE PISS PECKERHEAD NIGGER ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS COMMUNIST DILDO CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER COCK WIENER FUCKING A GO COUNT YOUR DICK CC PLZ EMO NIGGER TITS ALEX TREBEK KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS [EXPLETIVE] DAMN NIGGER ARSEBADGERS PRICK HOMO PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE HEIL HITLER! DONKEY DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS O CANADA JIGGABOO BITCH FUCKING CONDOMS PISS ARTIST SPUNK SEMEN ANAL DIABETES CHENEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITFACE I WILL END YOU! ANAL PUSSYLICKER FUCKER THERE IS A CABAL SHITTY DOUCHE DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BONER INJUN YOUR MOM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHOAD HITLER GOD DAMN JOHNNY SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNTING ASSCRACK WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOCCASINS FUCKWIT BASTARD BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER VAGINA LET'S SHIT JACKASS ANAL TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S ASS SEMEN SOD OFF KRAUT ASS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CROTCH CONAN O'BRIAN TITS HOMO GUMDROPS SPUNK GOBSHITE BULLCRAP INBRED FUCK BOOBS D'OH BASTARD NIGGER MILF BUGFUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD ASSFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK CRAP ON A STICK NECROPHILIA DARTH VADER FUCKING SHITSLINGING POMMIE WANK DYKE SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH SHITTY I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NEGRO BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE COCKSMOKER SHITPISSER FELCHMONKEY TITS & DICKS GOD DAMMIT CHING CHONG CHINK ASS FASCIST WIKIPEDIA PUSSYLICKER PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN CHINK SEMPRINI FUCK YOU WANKER POWERSHIT PISS OFF FUCK WANKER MICK BUGGER PISS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MILF MACACA SUCK MY DICK BITCH NIGGER SPUNK NIGGER TITS FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH COCK SPICY CUNT FUCK ARSE FUCKTARD EARS OF CHRIST MOZILLA FIREFOX NAZI BASTARD FUCK EPIDIDYMIS CAMEL FUCKER PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHRISTIANITY MOCCASINS PIG PENIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT JIZZ WINDOWS VISTA GO COUNT YOUR DICK AOL IPs PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT DILDO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHOAD PICKANINNY NIGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PECKERHEAD SEMEN GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER POLACK SHIT FELCHING VAGINA BITCH YID ASS TAMPONS KRAUT SHITBALLS SHITTY FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITFACE ASS FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER FUCKING FUCK DONGSHOVER HAIL SATAN! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JERRY REDSKIN GANGBANG GRINGO ASSHOLE FROG SUITCASE PENIS CRAP WOP PISS OFF ALF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS DICKWAD I WILL END YOU! PENISFUCK 666 WIENER JACKASS CONDOMS SHIT ABO TRANNY SHIT CRACKER JUSTIN BIEBER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLACK BENCH PRESS RAT'S COCK FUCK A DUCK AUTOFELLATIO POMMIE DUNE COON CC PLZ SAMUEL L. JACKSON WIENER CROTCH SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE BOB SAGET BASTARD SIGMUND FREUD BOOBS DIPSHIT JIGGABOO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITE TIT SPRINKLES FUCKING JUMP! SHITPISSER NIGGER MASTURBATION DAGO FUCKWIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKWIT GRINGO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! INBRED KRAUT HOSER NIGNOG SOD GOD DAMMIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASS COCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP GANGBANG ASS CAMEL JOCKEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS BANGKOK GOBSHITE BRITNEY GIVING HEAD JIZZ WARNER MUSIC GROUP TITS ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT REDSKIN TIBET TWO-INCH PENIS FRENCH TICKLER HELL COCKSUCKER PRICK JACKASS STEVE BALLMER HOMO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT POWERSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS NIGGER ASSFACE PEDOPHILIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKER FAG NIGGER NIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS FUCKING CUNT PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KIDDY FIDDLER WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUGFUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKHEAD SPUNK CC PLZ BULLSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS MILF COCKGOBLIN JOHN SMILEY FACE MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS RAINBOWS SAND NIGGER BUTTFUCKER ASS ORGASM DICKHEAD PISSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEAN DRINKING WATER DAMN SUCK MY DICK FUCKER FIRECROTCH JACKASS PISS ARTIST SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKER LOGJAMMER CRAPPY BOLLOCKS BONER BASTARD FUCKING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICK TITS BASTARD CUNT COCK CHOAD GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD SHITE BUGGER OFF DAMN FUCK CROTCH FUCKER ASSCRACK FUCK ASS SCROTUM SHITSLINGING DICKLICK BULLCRAP MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN BOLLOCKS FASHION BUG DICKWAD FELCHMONKEY ASSFACE WINDOWS VISTA MASTURBATION TIMBER NIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FIST FUCK ASSHOLE MICK CUNT FUCK YOU I WILL END YOU! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS PISS OFF FUCKING DAMN IT RAT'S COCK DEVELOPERS! WARNER MUSIC GROUP MY ANUS IS BLEEDING VENEREAL DISEASE BOON DOUCHETITS TOSSER BUTTFUCKER SHAKOPEE FUCKWIT CHRIS CHAN BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER DAMN HOMO SHITTY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I'LL RAPE YOU HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS JACKASS CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISS ARTIST LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SEX [Insert swear here] WOODPECKERSHIT TWISTY VAGINA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DYKE JERRY TITMOUSE FUCK OFF DAMN IT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS VAGINA DUMBASS DONKEY DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER SLOPE FUCKTARD DILDO FUCKHEAD ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HOLY DUMB FUCK JACKASS PUSSY FUCKFACE FELCHMONKEY ANAL GOBSHITE WANK CRACKER HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FEMADOM BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT JACK ABRAMOFF PISS PUNANI PUSSY PEDOPHILIA MOCCASINS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTSWILLING SHITTY SHAKOPEE NI HORSE SHIT RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG URINE-GARGLING KRAUT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS THIS IS SPARTA! FELCHING BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GANGBANG FUCKING SCROTUM MOCCASINS CUNTSWILLING TOWELHEAD WIGGER FRIG BULLCRAP BITCH WIGGER CHOAD KISSER TIMBER NIGGER D'OH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUCHE BONER WANKER FUDGEPACKER SHITCOCK KAFFIR DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU FUCKWIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WANK BULLSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLIDE ASS FASCIST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PIGFUCKER BALL SACK BLUMPKIN GREASER SHITFUCKER DAMN ASSFACE CUNTRAG SHITFACE FRITZ FUCKTARD BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS DUMBASS DILDO BLUMPKIN TAFFY ASSHAT ORGASM DAMMIT INCEST SAGGY TITS POLESMOKER GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT JIZZ VAGINA CRAPMUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the DAMN and his DOG SHIT of girraffes in which BELLEND while reading about SHITE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! also

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