Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BASTARD'HELL'OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!'TWO-INCH PENIS'SPUNK'FUCKFACE'POWERSHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SUCK MY COCK look at the SHIT talk page of this P'KANG article for notes or discussion before JAP editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITTY neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ABO, sudden CAMEL JOCKEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WANK or 666 vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUCK MY DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SPUNK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSLINGING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous I WILL END YOU! utterFUCKance of socially BALL SACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITMOUSE television programs to address ASS LICKER Tourette's syndrome.

CLIT Tourette's is CUNTSWILLING not to be NIGGER TITS confused with ASSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANK random SHITFACE disorientation, culturally-KRAUT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MARGARET THATCHER language, KAFFIR and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN TURD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHING souvenir shoppes and massive SCUMBAG quantities I'LL RAPE YOU of ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF MY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A YOUR MOM Polite Note to the MOZILLA FIREFOX Author:

The FAG Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Research Institute was GOD DAMN founded to VAGINA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article DOUCHE NAZI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NECROPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TIT SPRINKLES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKSMOKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WALRUS SHIT Tourrette's sufferers VAGINA swear. You can CHICKEN SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible FUCKSTAIN thing.
• The main MOTHERFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKLICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee PEDOPHILIA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FLYING RAT'S ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JERRY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PIG school for HELLFIRE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POO POO BLOWJOB sufferers to become COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK manically depressed and DILDO commit NI suicide.
• There is no BEANER cure, and the WILLY WONKA drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HAIL SATAN! perodol" which caused my entire HITLER body to go WOODPECKERSHIT numb and TIT SPRINKLES basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICK CHICKEN it is without the PICKANINNY drug.

I am an active member of a FOUR-EYES tourette syndrome INJUN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the JESSE McCARTNEY public view of Tourettes as a "TITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NAZI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POMMIE sorry for REBECCA BLACK "hi-jacking" your TWISTY VAGINA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! this that really ASSWIPE annoys me. I am working towards a SON OF A BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a WOODPECKERSHIT horrible disorder is (not) POMMIE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TENTACLE RAPE time.

Best COMMUNIST DILDO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DILDO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AAAAAAAAA! reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. GREASER Regards to Andrew HAIL SATAN! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can YID punch him if you ASSHAT want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my SUCK A BIG DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ABO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BELLEND and DONALD RUMSFELD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TALK PAGES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOOBIES BAND WITH 4 BUTTFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! HORSE! ABO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ABO'S HOUSE

How BUTT PIRATE to KRAUT cure ASSWIPE the DOUCHE Tourette's MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FASHION BUG for FUCKING Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome RAT'S ASS is JAP following JAP these MOTHERFUCKER rules RAT'S ASS in CAPTAIN CRUNCH order:

• 1: Avoid PUSSY immature PICKANINNY little CUNT kids,
• 2: Count to DICKHEAD within CLEMEN 10 CHING CHONG CHINKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST ARSE nor ASS talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT yourself you LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! don't JERK OFF have TIMBER NIGGER this SCUMBAG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSLINGING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ABO last straw YOU WANKER!

I fucking put WIKIPEDIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOD DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TRANNY the TOP OF FUCK THIS TAFFY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT LIKE A HORSE offensive. PENISBIRD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HOLY DUMB FUCK people who try DOT HEAD to battle PECKERHEAD'QUEEF that tight-ass ANAL 17-year-CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MASTURBATION it now, but someone said JAP' RAGHEAD [expletive deleted]'HONKY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING EAT MY SHIT! is a laughing ASSRAMMER matter. Plus there BEAVER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCKSUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are DUNE COON articles ASSCRACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HOSER stuff. So CUNT that means VAGINA stop getting mad at the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS first part too and FELCHING talking about the DICKLICK letter that it's LOGJAMMER mocking (what DAMN letter? I don't even know what TOWELHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNNILINGUS hi self DAMN IT even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's AY-AY-AY nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a WIENER knee tick". VOTE. Which I'll add DOUCHETITS onto HEIL HITLER! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PAKI suffer that DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WOMEN'S RIGHTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT be, because if I were a FUCKING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article AUTOFELLATIO hilarious. If you BULLSHIT Want facts, go on I WILL KILL YOU! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PEEPEE be offended, don't read ANUSCAKE the freaking JACKASS SHIT article anyway.

SHITFACE ARSEBADGERS NAZI BUKKAKE FUCKWIT GOD DAMN ASSHOLE SHITTY ASSHAT

SHIT HADJI SHITE BASTARD DALAI LAMA PISS ARTIST WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAT'S COCK WIENER SCROTUM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCKSUCKER SHIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SHITCOCK SCROTUM SEX PIGFUCKER PICKANINNY CUNTSWILLING BUTT PIRATE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? LET'S SHIT POLESMOKER CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YUKY DOODY SHITSLINGING AMERICA ONLINE ASS EPIDIDYMIS PEEPEE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PUNANI CLIT AY-AY-AY SPANK THE MONKEY SCROTUM PISS COCKSTUFFER PISS OFF CUNT BASTARD ALF O CANADA FUCKHEAD CRACKER FUCKWIT BITCH BUTTFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES DUMBASS GENITALIA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHOAD MOCCASINS PISS OFF MY ASS SPANK THE MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT MALARKY PUSSY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS SHITE GOD DAMN SUCK MY DICK TITTIES POOPOO DOG SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN FRIES MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER BONG HELL RAT'S COCK ANAL ANAL DIABETES GENITALIA SHITHEAD CUNT FUCKING ASS CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS SHITFUCKER JIZZ BITCH BUGFUCK FAGGOT DARTH VADER FLYING FUCK SEX PEARL NECKLACE TITWANK WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING A FUCKER MONKEY BALLS BOB SAGET PEDOPHILIA FAGGOT WANK ARSE GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE SHITHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHOAD FUCK GOD DAMN FUCK BASTARD SEMEN WOODPECKERSHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH DOUCHE CAMEL FUCKER DAMN INBRED [EXPLETIVE] GOOK MOTHERFUCKER CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN ARSE SHITE FUDGEPACKER JAP SUCK MY DICK ARSE RECTUM RAIDER FLYING FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GO HOME AND DIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SCUMBUCKET CHICKEN FRIES SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN FUCKHEAD KIKE BULLCRAP SHITCOCK RAPE ORGASM PORCH MONKEY BUGGER OFF BIGNOSE NAZI CHINK DAGO PEDOPHILIA ABO CHRISTHUMPER CONAN O'BRIAN SHIT FUCKSTAIN HOT GRITS WANKER ASSRAPING BEANER WIENER DAMN ASS FUCK GOBSHITE FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DUNE COON CUNT GOD DAMMIT ASSRAPING BLUMPKIN TURD SHITSLINGING PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FAG GREASER WIENER CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HORSE PENIS NECROPHILIA ANAL CARPET MUNCHER PENIS ON A STICK CONAN O'BRIAN NIPPLES ANUSCAKE FRED PHELPS LENS CRAFTERS ASSFACE CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER PUPPIES GOOK PENIS ON A STICK BULLSHIT SHITHEAD DOUCHING BITCH HITLER MOTHERFUCKER HOT GRITS PISS ARTIST FELLATIO WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS [EXPLETIVE] DAMN SOD OFF ASS ASS FUCK YOU [Insert silly non-swear here] BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD DOG FUCKER DOUCHE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHETITS TUBA SCUMBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BATMAN & ROBIN CUM GOOK SHITFACE CUNT SUITCASE PENIS WOP RAT'S ASS DAMN TWAT ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS PISSHOLE CUNT DONKEY DICK JERRY FUCKFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POWERSHIT CHICKEN FRIES BEANER FUCK A DUCK SHITSKIN SHITBALLS GIVING HEAD ASSCRACK MALARKY JOHNNY ANAL FOUR-EYES JACKASS RAT'S COCK ASSHAT NIGGER ORGASM JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK YOU CONAN O'BRIAN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT BELLEND FALSE BENSON AUTOFELLATIO BALL SACK ASSWIPE DONALD RUMSFELD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BLOWJOB HONKY RAT'S ASS FUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS SHITCUNTING FUCKING NIPPLES SHITSKIN SHIT DUMBASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCKSUCKER LAKE TITICACA RICK MORANIS SEX BOOBIES PISS I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE GO HOME AND DIE FUCK ASSHOLE WANK BLUMPKIN DICK CHICKEN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITTY GOD DAMN ASSHOLE ARSE CLIT TESTICLE CHOKE STEVE BALLMER DICKHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ORGASM FUCK OFF DUMBASS NI CHICKEN FRIES TOTAL FUCKFACE NICARAGUA SHITTY GOD DAMN TITS WIGGER PUSSYLICKER DICK CHICKEN DOUCHE SHITHEAD RICK MORANIS BLUMPKIN FUCK MASTURBATION BOOBS YOU SUCK BALLS TOSSER WANK INCEST JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CONSENSUS ALEX TREBEK CUNTBUCKET IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! DUNE COON FLYING FUCK DOUCHE ASSHAT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITFUCKER SHITE GOBSHITE SEX PISS UP MY ARSE SHITE COCKSTUFFER DOUCHETITS EAT MY SHIT! FUCKWIT TUBA NEOPETS PENIS ASSHAT DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT FRIG BEANER ART METAL PRODUCTS HOSER DICK CHICKEN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM COCKSUCKER SCUMBUCKET TITTIES NIPPLES FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER WANK PISS BONER FUCK NUGGET JACK OFF ASSCRACK FUCKTARD BOOBS MOZILLA FIREFOX JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT EARS OF CHRIST BITCH POMMIE WIKIPEDIA RUSTY TROMBONE ASSCRACK PISS WANK CUNT TITS WINDOWS VISTA SHITTY SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN DAMN FUCKWIT CRAPPY SEMEN DYKE [expletive deleted] FUCKER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSKIN CLIT ALEX TREBEK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITHEAD PORCH MONKEY NI PECKERHEAD TAMPONS SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT TUBA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOAT DICK HONKY BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA REDSKIN FUCKSTAIN VAGINA ORGASM WANK ANUSCAKE DICK SHITSLINGING BELGIUM FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PUSSY BIRD SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PAKI CRAP WANK FUCKSTAIN SHITE CUNT HELL ASS DOG SHIT RHODESIA SHITBALLS FUCKWIT DIPSHIT NAZI AUTOFELLATIO CHICKEN FRIES PEDOPHILIA BUTT PIRATE MONKEY BALLS WOP FUCK SON OF A BITCH TIT SPRINKLES SCUMBAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING INJUN YOU WANKER BULLSHIT FUCK OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES ANAL GOOK GANGBANG BOOBS INBRED URINE-GARGLING LIMEY BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSCRACK CHENEY HORSE SHIT CUNT SHIT ON CRACK CHOAD DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUNG-HOLE DICK CHICKEN BULLSHIT ANAL ANAL DIABETES SHITE FAGGOT GOOK SEX RAPE PENIS DICK FUCK YOU DAGO COCKSUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PAKI FUCKING GOD DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN GYPSY CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY MOCCASINS SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKER SPIC TITS RAT'S ASS PAKI DOODIE HEAD BIRD SHIT SHITE SHAKOPEE MOCKIE HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX WANKSPLAT CONDOMS KAFFIR SHIT SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO DICKFACE SUCK MY COCK SHUT UP, MEG! DICKFACE DAMN ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN BASTARD ABO SHITFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS MOZILLA FIREFOX NECROPHILIA BULLSHIT FUCKTARD HADJI INJUN DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GO HOME AND DIE FELCHING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT HEIL HITLER! CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING BONER WIKIPEDIA NI BULLSHIT PICKANINNY ASS HO FELCHMONKEY PISS ASSHOLE CHINK FROG'S FAT ASS [EXPLETIVE] BUTTFUCKER MASTURBATION FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GIVING HEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAMN FUCKING CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSWIPE SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD FUCKING WEHATEMARIO SHITFACE CRAPFUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WANK WOODPECKERSHIT TONY LA RUSSA BITCH YOGHURT CANNON FUDGEPACKER FIRECROTCH BASTARD FUCK FUCKSTAIN LAKE TITICACA ASSFACE ASSFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT INCEST FELLATIO PISS I RAPE WALRUSES! WIENER HELLFIRE SHITSKIN DONGSHOVER FOUR-EYES FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN ORGASM SHITBALLS ANUSCAKE RAT'S COCK FELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU MALARKY BOOBIES GRINGO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE JOHN ELWAY ASSFACE ASSFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JOHNNY RANDY TRAVIS DONGSHOVER GOD DAMMIT FUCK WIKIPEDIA BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITFUCKER CONDOMS DICKWAD BIRD SHIT MOCKIE CHENEY INBRED PEARL NECKLACE GOBSHITE JACK OFF CHICKEN FRIES ASSWIPE CUNT INBRED SHIT TAFFY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! KIKE SON OF A BITCH SHITCUNTING JACKASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER TAMPONS NIGGER TITS ABO HELLFUCKER HOMO SHOOP DA WHOOP FRITZ POMMIE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUCHE NAZI SUCK MY COCK BITCH PISS OFF FRAK BITCH ASS FIRECROTCH DICKHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ANAL I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK MY COCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PORCH MONKEY PUSSY TWO-INCH PENIS LIMEY PENIS INJUN JAP BUKKAKE BUGGER OFF SUITCASE PENIS FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN YOGHURT CANNON INBRED CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA BONER BALLS ASSFACE SHITE SACRAMENTO BUTTFUCKER FUDGEPACKER FRITZ QUEEF DARTH VADER HATE HATE HAT FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DIPSHIT FEWMETS RANDY TRAVIS CUNTRAG SHITHEAD WANK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CUNNILINGUS CHOAD KISSER JESSE McCARTNEY NIGNOG FUCKWIT YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT COCKSUCKER O KURWA! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MALARKY TURD BOYCOTT VIACOM! PIECE OF SHIT BUGFUCK BITCH FUCK OFF FAGGOT POMMIE FUCKBAG CRAP ON A STICK WALRUS SHIT JERK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S COCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKBAG CONAN O'BRIAN ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DEVELOPERS! BULLSHIT DIPSHIT DUMBASS DAMMIT SHITE FAGGOT O KURWA! DICK TITS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA POTTYMOUTH PENISFUCK KIDDY FIDDLER DAMN IT ARSE CLEMEN DAMN BOOBIES INBRED WANK INBRED FUCKING JUMP! JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK CHICKEN SHIT TWAT [expletive deleted] GIVING HEAD SUITCASE PENIS YOU WANKER ASS LICKER FUCKHEAD HELL ARSE DILDO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICK JOHNNY BULLSHIT GENITALIA suck my mothers FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKWAD JAP SHITFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSHITTER EPIDIDYMIS FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE ASSHOLE FROG I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK QUEEF DILDO WIGGER SHITTY DAMN FUCKFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BRITNEY BATHING SUIT AREA JIGGABOO ASSCRACK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SCUMBAG SHITTY SHIT TIT DIRT DIPSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DYKE INCEST DONKEY DICK PISS OFF suck my mothers COON CLEMEN FELCHMONKEY ASSHAT BOB SAGET GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT DYKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS OFF MY ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BULLSHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS TOSSER DICKWAD HOMO ASS TURD PENIS ON A BUN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY CC PLZ JUSTIN BIEBER FAG WANK STRAWBERRY ASS WANK COON EMO HOSER CHUFF SCROTUM CUNTRAG PISS OFF FUCKTARD DAMN DICKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER HONKY HELL SHITCOCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH CHUFF FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARSE DAMN PENIS TITS & DICKS INCEST MOCCASINS COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT LIKE A HORSE BRUSH MA TEETH CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER JACK OFF TITWANK TITWANK FEMADOM VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT CUM PENIS DAMN THONG TASTER HO BOOBS HELL TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK JENKEM Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELL and with the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT and his SHITFACE of girraffes in which COCK while reading about PEARL NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• 666