Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MAMA MIA neurochemical FUCK disorder LET'S SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ROMANIA, sudden FUCK A DUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK YOU or I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PENIS ON A BUN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRAPPY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ANUSCAKE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLIT utterFUCKance of socially BATHING SUIT AREA objectionable words).
ASS Tourette's is SEX not to be IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD confused with MILF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUTTFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS disorientation, culturally-FUCKBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SUCK MY DICK language, ASSWIPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAT'S ASS FEMADOM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSLIDE souvenir shoppes and massive BELLEND quantities SPIC of ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD garbage.
Darnit.
A BUTTFUCKER Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BEANER article POO POO BLOWJOB funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN IT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FENCE JUMPER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DILDO Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PUSSY Tourrette's sufferers ASSCRACK swear. You can URINE-GARGLING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HOMO TV, for always focusing on the BASTARD bad side of a terrible GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY thing.
- The main DIPSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRACKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTT-HEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee CARPET MUNCHER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is URINE-GARGLING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DELICIOUS CAKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK school for ASSFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUTT PIRATE sufferers to become SON OF A BITCH manically depressed and FUCK YOU commit DOG FUCKER suicide.
- There is no WANK cure, and the FUCKWIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKER tics often have adverse IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna STRAWBERRY ASS perodol" which caused my entire UNICORNS body to go DONALD RUMSFELD numb and BULLSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKHEAD it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.
I am an active member of a TITWANK tourette syndrome ASSHOLE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TWAT the LET'S SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "BEAVER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NEGRO much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BALLS sorry for JACKASS SHIT "hi-jacking" your PEDOPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really YOU WANKER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITPISSER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this KIDDY FIDDLER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WANK, and making fun of a DAMNATION horrible disorder is (not) KNOBJOCKEY funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS ARTIST time.
Best KAFFIR regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply
As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an PORTUGAL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society TIBET.
Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen
P.S. PIGFUCKER Regards to Andrew FROG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply
As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?
Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOUCHING saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PUNANI intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine ROMANIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are MASTURBATION and LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with EUROIPODS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TOSSER BAND WITH 4 BONER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! ROMANIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ROMANIA'S HOUSE
How BIRD SHIT to GOAT DICK cure SHITSKIN the FOUR-EYES Tourette's PISS ARTIST Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST for IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourette's SHIT Syndrome SHITFACE is DICKHEAD following DAGO these FLYING RAT'S ASS rules FUCKSTAIN in BAD MOTHERFUCKER order:
- 1: Avoid COCK immature SPANK THE MONKEY little SHITFUCKER kids,
- 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within PUSSYLICKER 10 WETBACKseconds,
- 3: Do not open your PISS ASS LICKER FUCKING nor SNUFF PORN talk,
- 4: Tell CHOAD yourself you MONKEY BALLS don't ASSFACE have JENKEM this PUSSY disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MONKEY SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the ROMANIA last straw SHITSKIN!
I fucking put BOOBS' my comment at the TOP OF THE POLAK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LOGJAMMER the TOP OF JACKASS THIS ASSWIPE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TWISTY VAGINA offensive. GARBAGE DAY!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH people who try MOTHERFUCKER to battle TENTACLE RAPE'BIRD SHIT that tight-ass I AM CORNHOLIO! 17-year-SHITHEAD—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIG it now, but someone said MALARKY' PISSHOLE CRACKER'ART METAL PRODUCTS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOATSE is a laughing HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS matter. Plus there GOD DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING A Uncyclopedia, there are SCROTUM articles ASSHOLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching AUTOFELLATIO stuff. So MOTHERFUCKER that means SOD stop getting mad at the GENITALIA first part too and SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM talking about the CONAN O'BRIAN letter that it's DYKE mocking (what ART METAL PRODUCTS letter? I don't even know what CRAP the heck you're talking about). Adrian CRAP ON A STICK hi self FUCKHEAD even made a really CUNT good point. "It's ADMINS ARE GAY nothing more FUCKWIT from a head nod to a RUSKIE knee tick". ASS. Which I'll add SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH onto WEHATEMARIO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHOAD suffer that PISS ARTIST much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIPPLES be, because if I were a DAMMIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JAP hilarious. If you ASSWIPE Want facts, go on PUSSY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SONNY BILL WILLIAMS be offended, don't read DICKLICK the freaking SCUMBAG article anyway.
PENIS GOD DAMMIT TOWELHEAD BELLEND DAGO SEMPRINI PORCH MONKEY CHING CHONG CHINK [expletive deleted] DAMN
HOLY DUMB FUCK POMMIE ASS ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK CHOAD BUNG-HOLE PIG All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY BUTTFUCKER HEIL HITLER! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT PEEPEE FLYING RAT'S ASS HOSER ARSE BOOBIES BALLS DICK POLAK SOD DOUCHEBAG BUTTFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMN PENIS ON A BUN DOUCHEBAG PRICK BOOBS WANKER DICKFACE BASTARD SOD PIECE OF SHIT WHORE ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE PISS BOOBS TWO-INCH PENIS REDNECK INBRED COCKSTUFFER SHITFACE FRAK BLUE PENIS! FUCK OFF TACO SCROTUM HORSE SHIT DAMN BLUE PENIS! DAMN DICKLICK FUCKHEAD DAMN BENSON SUCKS DOUCHE MAMA MIA FUCK 666 FIST FUCK FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CRAPPER FUCK YOU PRICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WANK DAMN BASTARD BONER WOMEN'S RIGHTS BASTARD YOU WANKER GANGBANG POOPOO FUCKBAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CROTCH CRACKER SAND NIGGER D'OH PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT PRICK NAZI KIKE DICKFACE DAMN REDNECK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INCEST GOD DAMN SEMEN RAT'S ASS TWAT COCK GREASER FUCKHEAD CUNTRAG WANK CHICKEN SHIT EPIDIDYMIS PISS OFF MY ASS BALLS INBRED SCROTUM ARSE INCEST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SEX HORSE SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU CHOAD TESTICLE CHOKE WANK ANUSCAKE FUCK SHAKOPEE JERRY MACACA INBRED BORDER HOPPER HOMO PUSSYLICKER HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKLICK SHITBALLS CLUSTERFUCK BITCH SHITCUNTING YID CHOAD KISSER ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN SHITE RAT'S COCK LET'S SHIT CUM SHITTY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK GOD DAMMIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS D'OH ASSHAT TITTYWANK FUCKBAG JERK OFF NAZI MOLDY TITS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NEGRO PENISFUCK SON OF A BITCH HELL PIXIES ANAL DIABETES SCUMBUCKET FUCK REBECCA BLACK BITCH JIGGABOO FUCKFACE SOD LET'S SHIT CRAPPY WILLY WONKA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CC PLZ DARTH VADER DAMN VAGINA BRITNEY WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING A COLGATE PEDOPHILIA BALL SACK HADJI CUNTRAG SHITSLINGING BRITNEY POOPOO POWERSHIT AUTOFELLATIO WANK YOU WANKER CRACKER ASSRAPING GYPSY SPICY CUNT FUCK SUCK MY COCK BASTARD GRINGO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITSLINGING PISS PISS YOU WANKER YUKY DOODY CRAPFUCKER DOUCHING RAPE NECROPHILIA DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT TRANNY RAT'S COCK FUCK HITLER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS YOUR MOM BOOBIES FUCKTARD COCK HOMO DIPSHIT NIGGER GANGBANG FUCKWIT CUNT POTTYMOUTH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT ON CRACK CHALICE URINE-GARGLING INVISIBLE! WANKER MICK COCKSUCKER PECKERHEAD DUNE COON TITS KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER DEVELOPERS! DAMNATION BIGNOSE SHIT FUCK YOU COON FUCK YOU FUCKFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT KNOBJOCKEY FIRECROTCH PENIS YOGHURT CANNON DAGO CRAPPY BULLSHIT JERRY YOUR MOM PIECE OF SHIT REDSKIN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PEARL NECKLACE PISS FROG'S FAT ASS DILDO SEX CUNT SUGARTITS BUTTFUCKER DOT HEAD MOLDY TITS CRACKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS AUTOFELLATIO DICK COCKSMOKER GREASER HELLFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ SON OF A BITCH ALEX TREBEK ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK GANGBANG SPUNK FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU ASSCRACK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT BITCH TWAT ASSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TWAT GRINGO BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHENEY FUCKING PISSHOLE CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ARTIST WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! EPIDIDYMIS NAZI SCUMBAG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PIGFUCKER INBRED DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKER suck my mothers CAMEL JOCKEY BUGGER OFF MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF DYKE WIENER BIRD SHIT EMO JERRY INCEST FAGGOT HELL GOD DAMMIT PRICK SOD OFF DILDO JACKASS SHIT YOU WANKER ASS FASCIST ASSHAT MARGARET THATCHER POWERSHIT NIGGER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH RAT'S COCK PUNANI DAGO JACKASS I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY ASS FASCIST BELLEND SUCK A BIG DICK COCKSUCKER TITS FUCK SHITPISSER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKFACE BUGGER FUCK INBRED SHITE BUTT PIRATE BRITNEY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FLYING RAT'S ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUKKAKE ANUSCAKE CHOAD PISS FROG'S FAT ASS CHAV SNUFF PORN FUCKING CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLINGING ARSE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FLYING RAT'S ASS TITWANK SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TAFFY ASSWIPE JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT SHITE HELL BALLS TITTIES YID NIGNOG RICK MORANIS JUSTIN BIEBER NAZI TURD BALLS SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S COCK REDNECK SHIT TWISTY VAGINA FUCK ASSRAPING JIZZ [EXPLETIVE] NIPPLES SHITSKIN BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCK BALLS FROG PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST SUITCASE PENIS BEANER FUCK INBRED HADJI WANKER FELLATIO AMERICAN SPELLING BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMN DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH CRAPPY CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS ASSHAT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JERRY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK A DUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS LICKER FUCKTARD SHIT SCUMBAG BOLLOCKS HOSER JAP ASSHAT HOT GRITS DONKEY DICK WANKER SOD OFF GIVING HEAD JACK OFF NI DAMN IT DAMMIT BASTARD ASSHOLE NIPPLES CRAPMUNCHER DESU BUGGER OFF DAMN DILDO SOD FUCKING JIZZ TIMBER NIGGER HORSE PENIS DIPSHIT ASS BITCH DYKE CUNT GIVING HEAD CHUFF DICK CHICKEN ASSCRACK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BELGIUM KIKE ASSWIPE SUCK MY COCK ASS DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DIPSHIT BASTARD PISS ARTIST TESTICLE CHOKE ASS FAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON RAT'S COCK BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY GOD DAMN SEMPRINI TAFFY BASTARD CONAN O'BRIAN I'LL RAPE YOU PISS BOB SAGET BLOWJOB DAMNATION FRITZ REDNECK RAPE BULLSHIT PISSHOLE JACKASS DIPSHIT YID DUMBASS SHITFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER FAG JIGGABOO BALL SACK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASS LICKER COCKSUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK TWAT MICK GOD DAMMIT JACK ABRAMOFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN ASSHAT RAT'S COCK VENEREAL DISEASE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT KIKE BULLCRAP SHITE COCKSUCKER SCUMBAG POLESMOKER TAFFY DOG SHIT WIGGER SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PENIS FLYING FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITHEAD KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SEX ASSHAT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CHOAD KISSER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR O CANADA CLEMEN DOUCHING ORGASM BITCH LAKE TITICACA I WILL KILL YOU! SEX BUTTFUCKER TITS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN COCKSUCKER HIGH WAGES ASSFACE FUCKWIT FUDGEPACKER SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER BALLS DOG SHIT TWAT DAMN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FROG'S FAT ASS JIGGABOO GOBSHITE SACRAMENTO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SEX VAGINA DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD HELL CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE PISS FOREIGN CURRENCY ASSCRACK CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK SEMEN MICK SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER HELL DAMMIT O CANADA HOMO WIENER SON OF A BITCH TACO ASS BOOBIES CUNT WILLY WONKA CHUFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN CUNT DAMN IT JOHN ELWAY SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT MALARKY CANNED QUOTE CUM BITCH TWAT WANK FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK DICKFACE FUCKFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK YOU ASS SCUMBAG RECTUM RAIDER WINDOWS VISTA GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRACKER SHIT WHORE HELL FUCK YOU CUNT LAPPER JACKASS SHIT PISS ARTIST GRIS CROTCH HELL DOODIE HEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCK FUCKING A TWAT INBRED SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ARSEBADGERS FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT FELCHING ADMINS ARE GAY BELGIUM FEMADOM NAZI CUNT WHORE NIGGER SLOPE CUNT SHITCOCK RAPE FELCHMONKEY GRAPE PENIS MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE GOD DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITE LIMEY SPANK THE MONKEY WETBACK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! OSTRICH MY ASS NIGGER TITS & DICKS JACK OFF CUNTBUCKET BELLEND WANK CHIGGER CUNT RAPE NECROPHILIA POLACK CRACKER SUCK MY DICK PRICK TIMBER NIGGER SHITFUCKER DOM DeLUISE CLEMEN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PENIS ON A BUN ASSCRACK TESTICLE CHOKE COON INCEST CHOLERA IS FUN! VENEREAL DISEASE JUNGLE BUNNY INCEST POLESMOKER HELL AUTOFELLATIO TITWANK SCUMBUCKET CUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK COON FUCK OFF BOOBS WANK JOHN SMILEY FACE JERK OFF MICK SHITFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SOD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BALLS FELLATIO SHUT UP, MEG! ASSHAT GRAPE PENIS ASSHOLE HELLFIRE BIRD SHIT ARSE DONGSHOVER PORCH MONKEY BUGGER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JAP FUCKTARD FUCK NUGGET FUDGEPACKER SHITHEAD FUCKING A FUCKFACE CUNTYMINTS ASSHOLE DAMN POMMIE DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SPIC FUCK FUCK YOU DICKHEAD BONER ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE ASS DAMN BIRD SHIT DAMNATION KIKE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DUMBASS HITLER ABO SCUMBAG ASS SHITSLINGING PRICK RUSKIE TWISTY VAGINA COCK NEGRO BOOBIES WANKER FELLATIO PISS BASTARD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSWIPE OSTRICH MY ASS ASSCRACK SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSMOKER REDNECK SHIT SHITHEAD HELL SHITE MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK ASSHOLE LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FUCK YOU CLEMEN FUCK OFF JACK ABRAMOFF GOD DAMN HORSE PENIS GOD DAMN SHITE SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF SOD OFF WIKIPEDIA FUCKER INBRED JOHNNY COCKSHITTER CONDOMS FALSE BENSON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING A ASSHAT BATMAN & ROBIN CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER ASSRAPING ASSHOLE SHITCUNTING CHOAD SHITCUNTING PISS OFF MY ASS EARS OF CHRIST BEANER BEANER FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER INDIA HAS NUKES COCK suck my mothers ASSHAT MOCCASINS PISSHOLE BALL SACK BELGIUM LET'S SHIT DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JIGGABOO JUNGLE BUNNY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE CONDOMS PISS OFF MY ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTTFUCKER JAP SPIC FUCKHEAD CLIT VAGINA TIMBER NIGGER FLYING FUCK FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JIZZ JUSTIN BIEBER BELLEND STEVE BALLMER SHITE NEGRO DAMNED TABERNACLE POMMIE NECROPHILIA DICKHEAD DIPSHIT PEEPEE WHORE DAMN IT TENTACLE RAPE BASTARD KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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CHOAD SAGGY TITS HIGH WAGES ASS FASCIST BOOBIES CC PLZ FRENCH TICKLER SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT [expletive deleted] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT MARGARET THATCHER POLACK TUBA DOUCHETITS COCKGOBLIN SOD SHIT BASTARD PORCH MONKEY GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKHEAD WEHATEMARIO TAMPON IN MY ASS POOPY GIVING HEAD SHITTY ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP HADJI BOOBS DYKE NIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKSTAIN BUTT-HEAD WANK PRICK MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS RAGHEAD SMEG HELLFIRE YID CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG BITCH SHITSLINGING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SOD GOD DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COCKSHITTER ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK YOU SCROTUM DOUCHE NAZI BUTTFUCKER FELCHING CUNT ASS FASCIST LET'S SHIT CROTCH BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON MILF PENIS FUCKTARD SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK CONDOMS SHITE GOBSHITE KIKE BUGGER OFF FUCKER FUCKWIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! MARCH OF FLAMES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUTT-HOLE BLUE PENIS! BIGNOSE DOG SHIT FUCKER FUCKSTAIN ASS CUNT HELL TOSSER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CRAPFUCKER JACKASS BALLS DIPSHIT DOT HEAD RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER GOD DAMN PISS OFF WANKER SHIT TITTYWANK BUTTFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSLINGING CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN INJUN ORGASM FUCK HELLFIRE SEX [expletive deleted] DAMN IT JIGGABOO DOT HEAD SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE NIPPLES EPIDIDYMIS DILDO BOOBS TWAT MOCKIE DICK TIT DIRT SHITFACE SCUMBUCKET DILDO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MILF BELLEND BEANER BLISTERING BARNACLES BLOWJOB JERRY WANKSPLAT YOGHURT CANNON POTTYMOUTH NIGGER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCK and with the SHIT and his HOMO of girraffes in which FROG while reading about GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See RICK MORANIS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKING
Article written in the style of its subject This article is SAND NIGGER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITCOCK subject. If you do not find it funny SHITE, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKSTAIN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS joke loses its humour PISS OFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DUMBASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK OFF needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! YOU WANKER TAMPONS SHIT WANK SHITE!!!!!I <3 COCK |

