Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CHOAD comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a UNITED KINGDOM article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ANAL DIABETES neurochemical FUCK disorder FROG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIGGER, sudden WANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SCUMBAG or FUCKBAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POOPY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FENCE JUMPER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ALEX TREBEK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KNOBJOCKEY HORSE SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS ARTIST utterFUCKance of socially SPICY CUNT FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN IT television programs to address JUNGLE BUNNY Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is WANK not to be suck my mothers confused with FUCK YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TONY LA RUSSA random ASSCRACK disorientation, culturally-ASSFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DONALD RUMSFELD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIGGER language, ASSFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ANUSCAKE JACKASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITE souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities FIST FUCK of ANAL DIABETES ASSCRACK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKTARD Polite Note to the HO Author:

The FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Tourette's FRIG Research Institute was DOT HEAD founded to ASSFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your O CANADA article FALSE BENSON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MILF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about YOGHURT CANNON Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tourrette's sufferers DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S swear. You can BUGGER OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNTRAG TV, for always focusing on the TITS & DICKS bad side of a terrible FUCKING JUMP! thing.
The main BUTTFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHICKEN SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee PENIS ON A BUN NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is FROG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PRICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHOAD school for BANGKOK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DONALD RUMSFELD sufferers to become YOU WANKER manically depressed and [EXPLETIVE] commit MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
There is no CLEMEN cure, and the DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICK CHICKEN tics often have adverse SHITCOCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go FRIG numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK NUGGET it is without the TRANNY drug.

I am an active member of a BUKKAKE tourette syndrome ARSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS the NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "BOOBS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITBALLS sorry for SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS "hi-jacking" your CUNTBUCKET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS this that really LET'S SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BLESSED DAMN SAINT, and making fun of a CARPET MUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) FAGGOT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SEX time.

Best JUNGLE BUNNY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. NEOPETS Regards to Andrew EPIDIDYMIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The NEGRO bastard who wrote this article. You can FROG'S FAT ASS punch him if you BULLSHIT want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SPICY CUNT FUCK saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my suck my mothers intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PIKACHU and MALARKY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITTIES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITSLINGING BAND WITH 4 COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANKER HORSE! WIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WIGGER'S HOUSE

How WANK to TITS cure HONKY the CUNT Tourette's GENITALIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKBAG for SHITBALLS Tourette's HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Syndrome JACKASS is I WILL END YOU! following FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE these MOCCASINS rules ASSCRACK in DOG SHIT order:

1: Avoid FUCK immature DIPSHIT little CUNT kids,
2: Count to SUITCASE PENIS within AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI 10 DALAI LAMAseconds,
3: Do not open your SHITSKIN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS nor JOHN SMILEY FACE talk,
4: Tell PEDOPHILIA yourself you LAKE TITICACA don't DICKHEAD have FROG this SEMEN disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLUSTERFUCK WITH NASTY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WIGGER last straw SEX!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE GIVING HEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RUSTY TROMBONE the TOP OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA THIS DIPSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TITS offensive. COCKING FUCKBOROUGH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BASTARD people who try ORGASM to battle SHITHEAD'MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE that tight-ass NIGGER TITS 17-year-DIPSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNNILINGUS it now, but someone said FU SPANG' D'OH MOZILLA FIREFOX'LOLCAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICK CHICKEN is a laughing LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! matter. Plus there CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Uncyclopedia, there are MONKEY BALLS articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI stuff. So POLAK that means ANAL stop getting mad at the BULLSHIT first part too and POMMIE talking about the MALARKY letter that it's INJUN mocking (what RAGHEAD letter? I don't even know what CHIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITTY hi self TEDDY BEARS even made a really PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT good point. "It's BOLLOCKS nothing more CLIT from a head nod to a SHITFUCKER knee tick". GYPSY. Which I'll add RAT'S COCK onto JOHNNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that GOD DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HUEY P. NEWTON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a PENIS ON A BUN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS hilarious. If you AUTOFELLATIO Want facts, go on JERRY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll STEVE BALLMER be offended, don't read HORSE PENIS the freaking CRAPPY article anyway.

DONKEY PUNCHER KAFFIR REDEEMING VALUE MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS SAND NIGGER HELLFIRE BONER RAT'S COCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON

POTTYMOUTH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CROTCH JACKASS SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK OFF ANAL PISSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GANGBANG SAMUEL L. JACKSON FAG CLUSTERFUCK WALRUS SHIT JACKASS SHIT ARSE GRINGO HELL WANK ARSEBADGERS COON DAMN IT SHAKOPEE FUCK NUGGET CUNT BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN CC PLZ SOD SHITE TOWELHEAD BUGGER OFF NIGNOG NIGGER DAMN IT ASSRAPING STRAWBERRY ASS CHINK FUCKTARD ASS FASCIST COCKGOBLIN SEX COON FUCK MAMA MIA GOD DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO EMO TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKFUCKFUCK BONER TITWANK BITCH NIGGER LAKE TITICACA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SON OF A BITCH BORDER HOPPER CRACKER KNOBJOCKEY ASSWIPE DICKLICK JIZZ DOUCHEBAG CHOAD DUNE COON GOBSHITE SPUNK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITHEAD CUNT LET'S SHIT SHIT ASSFACE RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT SCROTUM BASTARD POWERSHIT DAMMIT CONDOMS PEEPEE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FENCE JUMPER SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK SHIT YID POLESMOKER THONG TASTER WANKSPLAT SHITFACE BULLCRAP PEDOPHILIA TITTIES ASS SHIT CUNNILINGUS WANK SEX WHORE FUCK NUGGET BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS DICKLICK DICKHEAD POTTYMOUTH JERK OFF FUCKWIT GENITALIA VAGINA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MONKEY BALLS NORTH KOREA FELLATIO TURD BUGGER CAMEL FUCKER TOSSER BONER SCROTUM WIENER CAMEL JOCKEY TITMOUSE CUNT ABO SON OF A BITCH FUCK ASSBANDIT DAMN SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKWIT GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITCUNTING BIRD SHIT SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GRAPE PENIS BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT BUKKAKE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CAMEL FUCKER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE ARSE TITS DICKHEAD FUCK OFF CUNT PENIS GOBSHITE BLISTERING BARNACLES I LIKE SCHOOL BUKKAKE BULLSHIT BITCH JACKASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOBIES TWAT GREASER WANKER ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG INVISIBLE! ALF SMILES RUSTY TROMBONE BUTT-HEAD HELL SMEG FUCKER [expletive deleted] BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHICKEN SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PENIS ON A STICK GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES URINE-GARGLING DIPSHIT FUCK OFF BUKKAKE BONG SPUNK NIGGER NEGRO FRIG DIPSHIT CHAV D'OH FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSYLICKER FUCK YOU SEX GRAPE PENIS SHITTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO COUNT YOUR DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUCHEBAG BUTTFUCKER NIGGER SON OF A BITCH MALL SANTA ASSHAT FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH WANK NAZI ASS DOG FUCKER FUCK BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER PAKI I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN FUCK SEMPRINI BOOBS AUTOFELLATIO CLEMEN GOOK GOOK SNUFF PORN BUKKAKE BUTTFUCKER 666 FELLATIO MARY WHITEHOUSE WOP POLESMOKER BUGGER SHIT BENCH PRESS GANGBANG BUGGER OFF BASTARD TACO PICKANINNY DICK IN A BOX RIVER CRABS SUCK DAGO GRINGO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKWIT PUNANI PUSSY WANK BEAVER RAGHEAD CUNTRAG GYPSY AUTOFELLATIO GO COUNT YOUR DICK DYKE ARSE PISS OFF SHIT HELL VAGINA MILF HORSE PENIS DICK HELLFUCKER DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK NUGGET CUNT BASTARD SHITFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WEHATEMARIO O CANADA PIGFUCKER FASHION BUG FUCKER BOOBS FUCKING A BULLSHIT SHITHEAD DONKEY DICK FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN FRENCH TICKLER DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT FUCK RAT'S ASS NIPPLES FUCK JERK OFF BEAVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WANK DICKHEAD WANK HELL P'KANG NIGGER TITS SCROTUM CUNT CRAPPER BASTARD PAKI DICK CHICKEN DIPSHIT TWAT SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST SHITCOCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIGGER FUCKSTAIN CHAV FUCKWIT COCK FUCKFACE ABO FUCKWIT DAMN FUCKTARD HEIL HITLER! SMEG CUNT DICKWAD SUCK MY COCK TURD ASSHAT BORDER HOPPER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKER DIPSHIT DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY ARSEBADGERS BALLS WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOTHERFUCKER HELL CUNNILINGUS CROTCH DAMN IT FUCKING JACKASS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TOWELHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES BEANER URINE-GARGLING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MOCCASINS SHITFACE FLYING FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GENITALIA PISSHOLE KIKE DUNE COON DOUCHE NAZI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! VENEREAL DISEASE YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS BRITNEY I WILL END YOU! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY PEDOPHILIA CAMEL FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING BASTARD POMMIE QUEEF POLAK FUCKTARD FUCKING A TITS JOHNNY SOD OFF CHAV SPIC BOOBS BITCH SOD OFF KAFFIR CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HOLY DUMB FUCK DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PENIS ON A STICK DICKWAD CUNTSWILLING FUCKWIT SEX RAT'S ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BAD MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR TURD EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM YOU WANKER RAPE TWAT HONKY HITLER PISS I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS RECTUM RAIDER DICKLICK SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE BAT FUCK INSANE BITCH FUCKING A EPIDIDYMIS WANK WANK RANDY TRAVIS DICKWAD JACK OFF SHITE WANKSPLAT FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO DICK WALRUS SHIT DICKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TUBA URINE-GARGLING GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER PISS DAMN CLUSTERFUCK SMEG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BELLEND DOT HEAD EPIDIDYMIS FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NEGRO SHITHEAD SHITFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK POTTYMOUTH CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER STUB PUSSY CUNT CONDOMS FUCKTARD BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GIVING HEAD DAGO DIPSHIT MASTURBATION DAMN BUGGER OFF RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT FUCKING A BITCH SHITE DOUCHE JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMN SAND NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS BANGKOK ASSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE FIST FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES DUMBASS ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA CUNT WANKSPLAT BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKTARD JUMPING JESUS!!! NECROPHILIA FUCKING JUMP! SPUNK FUCKER MOLDY TITS URINE-GARGLING FAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITSLINGING PENIS ON A BUN BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD BUGGER CLUSTERFUCK MOLDY TITS FUCKING JUMP! MILF JACKASS SHIT BELLEND GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING SHITTY ASS POWERSHIT NAZI HOMO HONKY ASSHOLE HO WETBACK ORGASM FROG TIMBER NIGGER SEX DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HELL WIENER SHITE HELL GARBAGE DAY! ASS LICKER JIZZ ASSWIPE BOLLOCKS HELL SHIT INJUN SHITBALLS REDSKIN FUCK FUCKWIT HORSE PENIS FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER NICARAGUA ASS SHITSLINGING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ALEX TREBEK FRAK CUNT GOATSE FROG'S FAT ASS BUKKAKE BAT FUCK INSANE MOZILLA FIREFOX DILDO SNUFF PORN CHIGGER SHITE SHITHEAD TAMPONS NECROPHILIA BUKKAKE JUNGLE BUNNY DOODIE HEAD DAMN IT BONER TWAT GANGBANG SHITCOCK FROG POLAK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCKSUCKER SHIT FUCK FLYING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS [expletive deleted] OH SHI– FELCHING ASS FEMADOM FUCKFACE ASSRAPING FUCK A DUCK BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MALARKY ASS BUTTFUCKER FEMADOM FUCKSTAIN CHING CHONG CHINK BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU SPUNK PISS POTTYMOUTH HORSE SHIT FUCK YOU HELL FLYING FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKER 1984 INDIA HAS NUKES RAT'S ASS BLOWJOB TITTIES BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT FUCKWIT SCROTUM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUKKAKE POLESMOKER MALARKY TONY LA RUSSA JOHNNY FOUR-EYES FUCKFACE BEAVER CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK MOCCASINS RAGHEAD CAMEL FUCKER FUCK CHOAD KISSER PEDOPHILIA REDSKIN DUMBASS SHIT GRAPE PENIS BIGNOSE SHIT EMO DIRTY SANCHEZ TOSSER FEWMETS ASSWIPE TWAT COCKSUCKER JACKASS SHIT SEX BITCH BEAVER INBRED DAMN CUNT CRAPPER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOATSE GIVING HEAD DICKLICK FIRECROTCH BALLS FUCK NUGGET PISS FIRECROTCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIGGER TITS STEVE BALLMER SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BONG FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA GOD DAMMIT CUNT CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PUSSY RAT'S ASS BUTT-HOLE FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITE SCROTUM HELL ASSBANDIT WANK MILF CUNT DOT HEAD FUCK YOU FUCKFUCKFUCK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE DICKFACE SHIT BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION BUTT-HOLE COON DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK PUSSY ASSHOLE SHITPISSER FELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE FIRECROTCH POLESMOKER ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES PIG TOWELHEAD MILF HORSE SHIT SHITFUCKER WANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FELLATIO YOGHURT CANNON PENISPENISPENIS!!! BASTARD SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER PUNANI FLYING FUCK SHITTY ANAL DAMN IT DICKFACE SHITSKIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES BITCH CHOAD LIMEY PISS OFF DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE PIG FUCK SHIT BITCH JACK OFF BUGGER OFF JENKEM BOLLOCKS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PEDOPHILIA CHICKEN SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CLUSTERFUCK DAGO CUM PISS OFF MY ASS DICKFACE SOD OFF JOHNNY BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-HEAD JACKASS ASSFACE JIGGABOO YOU WANKER CROTCH FUCKING BASEBALL CRACKER WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ BOLLOCKS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFUCKER PRICK SHITCOCK FUCKFACE SHITE CC PLZ FELCHING JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! SHITFACE ASSHOLE ASS STEVE BALLMER FUCKING BUGFUCK FUCK SHITE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD SHIT FUCKING SHITSLINGING TOSSER DAMN TENTACLE RAPE JACKASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOT HEAD NECROPHILIA FUCKING BELLEND ANAL WIGGER BASTARD PENIS CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO YID CUNT SHITCUNTING P'KANG HAIL SATAN! I'LL RAPE YOU KAFFIR FAG FROG'S FAT ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHINK INBRED FUCKER SHIT FRIG POOPOO PUSSY DICK CHICKEN FUCK BASTARD BIGNOSE O CANADA ASS FASCIST BIRD SHIT CHUFF TITS & DICKS PRICK CROTCH PISS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOLLOCKS DAMN ASS ARSE DICKWAD CHOAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CONDOMS ASS CHRIS CHAN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS EPIDIDYMIS POOPY CROTCH BEAVER PISS WIENER KRAUT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA AY-AY-AY BALL SACK FUCK JERK OFF BITCH BUTTFUCKER CUM JIGGABOO DAMMIT FUCKFACE NIGGER JACKASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NIGGER BALLS FUCKBAG SHIT JACK OFF INBRED DAMN IT GARBAGE DAY! DAMN IT QUEEF PENISPENISPENIS!!! KRAUT SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE SOD AMERICA ONLINE I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS SCROTUM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BIG FOOT TITS & DICKS BITCH BONER BUGFUCK NI ASS FASCIST NEGRO CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY NI I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSHAT CUNTING ASSCRACK PIGFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE HELL RAPE BITCH BRITNEY REDSKIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG FROG DAMN DAMN PIECE OF SHIT SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE DAMN IT YOU WANKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YOUR MOM GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK BELLEND CUNTBUCKET FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANKER SPUNK PEEPEE SHITCOCK CLEAN DRINKING WATER SEMEN GOD DAMMIT JAP FUCK YOU SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITFUCKER ASSFACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUTT PIRATE KRAUT AUTOFELLATIO ARSE PISSHOLE INBRED CUNT HOSER BIRD SHIT MALARKY SHITTY JIGGABOO BELLEND FUCKER HELLFIRE FUCKING A SEMEN INCEST Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHIGGER and with the BLISTERING BARNACLES and his VENEREAL DISEASE of girraffes in which DICK TITS while reading about PENIS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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