Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JERRY'MONKEY'S UNCLE'SON OF A BITCH'PEEPEE'PISS OFF'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS'CHUFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKING look at the RECTUM RAIDER talk page of this FUCKER article for notes or discussion before EAT MY SHIT! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BORDER HOPPER neurochemical FUCK disorder SEMEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHOLE, sudden BIGNOSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT LIKE A HORSE or CHAV vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUGFUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RUSKIE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITPISSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK YOU words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS FASCIST HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSRAPING utterFUCKance of socially HELLFIRE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PEEPEE television programs to address WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's syndrome.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's is MONKEY BALLS not to be CUNT confused with MOTHERFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SONNY BILL WILLIAMS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING FUCK random DICKLICK disorientation, culturally-FUCKHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITCOCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOU WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive FRENCH TICKLER quantities FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA of ANAL DIABETES SEMEN garbage.

Darnit.

A CRACKER Polite Note to the HELL Author:

The PRICK Tourette's ASSFACE Research Institute was SAGGY TITS founded to FROG'S FAT ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have VAGINA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKFACE article INBRED funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK NUGGET changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PORCUPINE'S BALLS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FEMADOM Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JAP TV, for always focusing on the BLUE PENIS! bad side of a terrible CHOLERA IS FUN! thing.
• The main ASSFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JERRY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BULLSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S COCK knee HO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITSLINGING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes VENEREAL DISEASE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for NEGRO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GIVING HEAD sufferers to become ASSRAMMER manically depressed and MOZILLA FIREFOX commit TIMBER NIGGER suicide.
• There is no COLGATE cure, and the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA drugs that are available to, "calm" the HORSE SHIT tics often have adverse TWAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire GRAPE PENIS body to go CUNTRAG numb and DYKE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PEARL NECKLACE it is without the ALF drug.

I am an active member of a ASSWIPE tourette syndrome PAKI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SAMUEL L. JACKSON the JOHN SMILEY FACE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK A DUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JIZZ sorry for MONKEY SHIT "hi-jacking" your TENTACLE RAPE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SON OF A BITCH this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a ART METAL PRODUCTS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE, and making fun of a DICKWAD horrible disorder is (not) WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN IT time.

Best WOODPECKERSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I'LL RAPE YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. HOSER Regards to Andrew FREEDOM OF SPEECH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The PUSSY bastard who wrote this article. You can NI punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITS & DICKS saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my WALRUS SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK and WIKIPEDIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NEGRO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SAND NIGGER BAND WITH 4 AUTOFELLATIO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! ASSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHOLE'S HOUSE

How SHIT to HITLER cure SHITBALLS the DAMN Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUKKAKE for FUCKING Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome FUCKSTAIN is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! following MARY WHITEHOUSE these KNOBJOCKEY rules JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE in DOG SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature PIG little SHITE kids,
• 2: Count to ASS within SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSHITTER GOD DAMMIT nor MOTHERFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK yourself you AAAAAAAAA! don't BALLS have BASTARD this FUCKING A disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DONKEY DICK WITH NASTY CLIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUSSY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHOLE last straw PUSSY!

I fucking put CUNTYMINTS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTTFUCKER the TOP OF BLISTERING BARNACLES THIS ASSHAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BIRD SHIT offensive. BOOBS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to EMO people who try CUNT to battle FUCKING'CHRISTHUMPER that tight-ass DICK TITS 17-year-SUCK COCKS IN HELL!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICK IN A BOX it now, but someone said NEGRO' MOCCASINS RAT'S ASS'I'LL RAPE YOU on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMMIT is a laughing WIGGER matter. Plus there RAGHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICK CHICKEN Uncyclopedia, there are BAT FUCK INSANE articles FUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKTARD stuff. So SHITTY that means KAFFIR stop getting mad at the GOBSHITE first part too and BELLEND talking about the CRAPMUNCHER letter that it's HEIL HITLER! mocking (what ORGASM letter? I don't even know what KIDDY FIDDLER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK hi self TACO even made a really FUCKHEAD good point. "It's HELL nothing more CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM from a head nod to a JACKASS SHIT knee tick". ASSHAT. Which I'll add PRICK onto SHITFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that 30 CASES OF PICKLES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUGGER be, because if I were a SOD OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSHOLE hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on SHITE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS ARTIST be offended, don't read BOYCOTT VIACOM! the freaking PECKERHEAD article anyway.

FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD '"`UNIQ--nowiki-000000FF-QINU`"' PISS FUCK YOU MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHOLE CUNTRAG BITCH FRIG

WANK ASSHOLE FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING PRICK CC PLZ CHOAD BULLSHIT TITWANK BOOBS YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER FUCKING DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER BUTT-HEAD MACACA SEX BIBLE BASHER YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY FROG BRITAIN COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK GO HOME AND DIE FUCKSTAIN MALARKY BIGNOSE SCROTUM TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIPSHIT ASS CHOAD FUCKING SHIT NIGGER TITTIES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WIENER DOT HEAD DOUCHE SHITPISSER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CLEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT BULLSHIT POO POO BLOWJOB CLEVELAND STEAMER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SACRED COCK WILLY WONKA CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE LET'S SHIT COCKSTUFFER BASTARD PICKANINNY PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD INCEST DILDO NIGGER WIENER DAMN PEDOPHILIA RANDY TRAVIS FUCKFACE PEEPEE DICKFACE MONKEY BALLS PENISBIRD SHITHEAD WANK COCK BOB SAGET PRICK NEGRO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITS & DICKS HOT GRITS DICKHEAD FUCKTARD DICKLICK DICK CUNTRAG CUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TITTIES MONKEY BALLS HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD BEANER TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT MASTURBATION BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE GRAPE PENIS WALRUS SHIT ORGASM EAT MY SHIT! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRAP HO DELICIOUS CAKE RAGHEAD SHIT CLEMEN [Insert swear here] CLUSTERFUCK DOT HEAD PUSSYLICKER ASS SPUNK ASSCRACK CRAP ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMN POMMIE POMMIE CUNT BIG FOOT FELLATIO FUCKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BANGKOK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CLUSTERFUCK TWO-INCH PENIS WANK YOU WANKER CUNTRAG WIGGER SOD ASSRAMMER GOD DAMMIT BITCH TURD AUTOFELLATIO FASHION BUG CUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING ASSHOLE ALF HOMO DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS MARCH OF FLAMES SHIT DOUCHETITS FUCK OFF HONKY SCUMBUCKET SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOLDY TITS FELCHING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BASTARD KAFFIR WOP DOG FUCKER BUKKAKE SHITHEAD NAZI FUCKTARD FUCK NUGGET TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING FUCK ASS CRAP ON A STICK TITWANK ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER ASS DYKE PUSSYLICKER ASS TITMOUSE BITCH LET'S SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLINGING LOGJAMMER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! AUTOFELLATIO STUDENT RIOTS CUNNILINGUS KRAUT SHITE CROTCH [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CUNTRAG CUNT CRAPPER SHITHEAD SHITSKIN BITCH NIGGER TITS DICKFACE TOSSER JOHN SMILEY FACE NIPPLES PISS WANK PORCH MONKEY CUNTRAG CRACKER BUTTFUCKER FUCKING SHIT VAGINA GOD DAMMIT BITCH ASS AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS LICK PUSSY COCK RAGHEAD CROTCH HELL DICK CHICKEN SHITE BALLS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS O CANADA RUSTY TROMBONE PENISBIRD [EXPLETIVE] SON OF A BITCH WIENER ABO SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD CHIGGER HELL HEIL HITLER! BENCH PRESS DAMN PIG ASSWIPE FUCKFACE FUCKING PEEPEE HOSER DOUCHE SCROTUM CLEMEN CHENEY BOLLOCKS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GRINGO LET'S SHIT FUCKER TURD ARSE DICK IN A BOX WANKSPLAT CHICKEN SHIT ARSE RAT'S COCK FELCHING HELL RAT'S ASS ASS JACKASS FRIG WANK BUNG-HOLE O CANADA POMMIE MONKEY SHIT ASSWIPE OSTRICH MY ASS GOAT DICK BALLS BASTARD TAFFY SHIT FIST FUCK PISS DICK PISSHOLE RUSKIE WANK TWO-INCH PENIS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? GOD DAMN CRAPPY WILLY WONKA HELL FELLATIO PENISFUCK DARTH VADER FUCKING SHITE ASSRAPING SLOPE SHITHEAD BITCH GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST DAMN CUM INCEST BIG FOOT CRAP PISS UP MY ARSE SHITE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BITCH FUCKFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHAT D'OH JIZZ PUNANI JUNGLE BUNNY JACK ABRAMOFF TWAT RAT'S COCK FELLATIO DEMOCRACY GOATSE TENTACLE RAPE WOODPECKERSHIT BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN CLIT MOTHERFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHIT INJUN GOD DAMMIT DAMN BULLSHIT DEVELOPERS! WANK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NI SHITBALLS FUCK FUCK DICK HEIL HITLER! FUCK A DUCK HORSE SHIT CUNT PRICK FUCK SHITCOCK NIGNOG SHIT CUNT BANGKOK TOSSER [expletive deleted] GOD DAMN DUMBASS REDSKIN DAMMIT CHUFF BUGFUCK HOMO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUKKAKE BELLEND PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS SEMEN FELCHING TAFFY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITE DAMN IT PISS ARTIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN TITTIES PEARL NECKLACE COCK CARPET MUNCHER PUSSY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT NIGGER TITS BUTTFUCKER ARSE MOTHERFUCKER O CANADA COCK SMEG TWAT FUCKFACE SHITE QUEEF BOON BUKKAKE BUGFUCK BASKETBALL HOOP FROG WIENER ASSFACE INBRED WANK WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT GRAPE PENIS KRAUT JUNGLE BUNNY LENS CRAFTERS BUGGER GREASER DUNE COON ARSE BOOBS PISS ARTIST FALSE BENSON FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSFACE SHITSLINGING REBECCA BLACK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKWIT NAZI BIRD SHIT NAZI WOP BITCH YOU WANKER FROG DAMN FRENCH TICKLER MASTURBATION SHITBALLS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DUMBASS JESSE McCARTNEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CAMEL JOCKEY FEMADOM DICKLICK FUCK NUGGET FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CROTCH SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOLLOCKS SAND NIGGER ASSCRACK WILLY WONKA SHITTY FOUR-EYES JOHN SMILEY FACE CHINK BUTT PIRATE INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY DAMN PIECE OF SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT CRAP ANAL POMMIE FUCKHEAD SHITE NAZI FELLATIO DUMBASS JACKASS SHIT WHORE PIECE OF SHIT CUNTYMINTS PEDOPHILIA JACKASS POTTYMOUTH MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT FRITZ DAMN SHIT HELL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HEIL HITLER! BASTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FROG SHITSKIN LIMEY RAT'S ASS MACACA TWAT BITCH DAMN FUCKFACE PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ASSBANDIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PENIS POLACK BUKKAKE CAMEL FUCKER DOG SHIT ASSHAT SEX FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS FUCK BASTARD PISS CUNT NIPPLES POO POO BLOWJOB ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUMBASS VAGINA JACKASS DONKEY DICK FUCK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER MILF DOM DeLUISE DUNE COON RAT'S ASS GENITALIA I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE ANUSCAKE CHIGGER ASSWIPE I WILL KILL YOU! MALARKY CUNT CRAPPY PEACEFUL PISS HORSE PENIS BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOZILLA FIREFOX MASTURBATION GREASER CUNT BOOBS FROG'S FAT ASS ASS TITS TWAT CUNT I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RAPE FUCK ASSFACE SHITFACE JACKASS FUCKHEAD SHITTY DICK REBECCA BLACK OH SHI– P'KANG JACK OFF 666 BULLSHIT TWAT NIGGER CUNTYMINTS STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKWIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP GOD DAMN CLIT SCUMBUCKET PENIS DOT HEAD BALLS DONKEY DICK ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU DAMMIT DIPSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBS YOU WANKER TOURETTE'S IS FUN JACKASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS BUTT-HOLE RAT'S COCK INCEST NECROPHILIA WANK SHITTY ROMANIA CHAV IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING RAT'S ASS SLOPE MILF NIGGER ORGASM DAMN DOG FUCKER SHITHEAD DILDO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HOMO FLYING RAT'S ASS BELLEND COCKSHITTER FUCK YOU PUSSY KIDDY FIDDLER NIPPLES BITCH MARGARET THATCHER BOYCOTT VIACOM! HELL BITCH REBECCA BLACK SHITCOCK CONDOMS DICKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER ARSE PISS OFF DAMN SHITTY REBECCA BLACK DOUCHING KRAUT FUCKWIT BUNG-HOLE DOODIE HEAD PAKI SUCK MY DICK TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN NORTH KOREA CRAP LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! INBRED MOLDY TITS POLACK BUTT-HEAD SON OF A BITCH ARSE CLUSTERFUCK SUGARTITS CUNT CROTCH DOG SHIT CHIGGER QUEEF KIKE TAFFY DIPSHIT BUGGER FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKWIT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! HELL PRICK NICARAGUA FUCKFACE FUCK A DUCK MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE ORGASM CAMEL FUCKER CUNTRAG FUCKER TIMBER NIGGER HOLY DUMB FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! REDNECK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JACKASS PUSSY BOOBS NIGGER TITS & DICKS NAZI NORTH KOREA FIST FUCK JACKASS LET'S SHIT WANK ASSWIPE INCEST SHIT ORGASM ARSE FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER DAMN BOON BORDER HOPPER PUSSY INBRED GOBSHITE SPIC HELLFIRE SLOPE CHOAD ART METAL PRODUCTS KNOBJOCKEY WANK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 TRANNY ABO BASTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOUCHEBAG NIGGER BUTTFUCKER SHITSLIDE ASS MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO LICK PUSSY SHITSLINGING PENIS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CARPET MUNCHER CUNT FUCKING NECROPHILIA FUCK FUCK YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN PENIS CUNT CRAPPER WILLY WONKA RUSTY TROMBONE BOOBS SPICY CUNT FUCK NEOPETS POMMIE FUCKHEAD WALRUS SHIT WEHATEMARIO INCEST RAT'S COCK CUNT ANAL FUCKER FRITZ GENITALIA CRAP ON A STICK TURD SEMEN ASSBANDIT GOBSHITE HONKY SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMMIT DAMMIT DICKHEAD CUNT FUCKER DAGO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING YOU WANKER GOAT DICK DOUCHE NAZI DAMN [Insert yet another person's name here] HITLER SHITFACE URINE-GARGLING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE JERK OFF DIPSHIT BULLSHIT BALLS GOD DAMN ORGASM TWISTY VAGINA TITWANK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER BUTTFUCKER BASTARD BULLSHIT BUGFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK POOPY CHINK BASTARD BENCH PRESS ASS FUCKSTAIN BITCH SHITFUCKER HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSHAT GOD DAMN PASTURE DUMBASS HOT GRITS TITS CUNNILINGUS RAT'S COCK WHORE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ROSIE O'DONNELL GANGBANG QUEEF SHITBALLS DAMNED TABERNACLE BUGFUCK FLUFFY CLOUD CUNT BOON TACO SCUMBAG SHITE DOUCHETITS BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY EPIDIDYMIS DICKHEAD WANK YOU WANKER CUNT FUCK A DUCK TAFFY BUGGER TITTIES SHITHEAD BITCH [expletive deleted] WIGGER PEEPEE DAMN DUNE COON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SLOPE KAFFIR MALARKY CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN CHINK POWERSHIT FEWMETS ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE ARSE DAMN IT SEX WANK BANGKOK SHITCUNTING BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK CRAPFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK BALL SACK FUCKFACE WANK BOOBS FUCK OFF BOOBS FUCKBAG 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 STEVE BALLMER JERK OFF SHITFUCKER GRINGO COCK WILLY WONKA VAGINA KIKE MARCH OF FLAMES Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NEGRO and with the WANK and his FUCKSTAIN of girraffes in which SHITHEAD while reading about HELL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS OFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOD DAMMIT