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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder SNUFF PORN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT CRAPPER, sudden TONY LA RUSSA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RUSTY TROMBONE or HENTAI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ORGASM way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTT PIRATE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHAV by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT CRAPPER BOOBS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK OFF utterFUCKance of socially KRAUT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address COCK Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMN Tourette's is BASKETBALL not to be EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA confused with FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLUSTER FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKHEAD random BITCH disorientation, culturally-RUSKIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACK ABRAMOFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS language, WHORE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITTYWANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! souvenir shoppes and massive I'LL RAPE YOU quantities I WILL KILL YOU! of ANAL DIABETES COON garbage.

Darnit.

A NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Polite Note to the MONKEY SHIT Author:

The SHITHEAD Tourette's FLAMING ASS BADGER Research Institute was TAFFY founded to SHITE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MALARKY article SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHINA IS CAPITALIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance THONG TASTER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOON Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WINDOWS VISTA Tourrette's sufferers BIRD IN THE HOUSE swear. You can AUTOFELLATIO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the BITCH bad side of a terrible CUNTSWILLING thing.
  • The main TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SOD OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JERRY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee YOU WANKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is RUSTY TROMBONE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes AUTOFELLATIO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MASTURBATION school for FUCKWIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JAP sufferers to become CHIGGER manically depressed and GO COUNT YOUR DICK commit AUTOFELLATIO suicide.
  • There is no SPANK THE MONKEY cure, and the CLEVELAND STEAMER drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIENER tics often have adverse VENEREAL DISEASE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHOLERA IS FUN! perodol" which caused my entire ASS LICKER body to go KRAUT numb and ASSHOLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than MONKEY BALLS it is without the ARSE drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PENISFUCK the MILF public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JERK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ANUSCAKE sorry for DOG FUCKER "hi-jacking" your BIGNOSE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK this that really POLACK annoys me. I am working towards a CLEVELAND STEAMER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEARL NECKLACE, and making fun of a TITS & DICKS horrible disorder is (not) MY ANUS IS BLEEDING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKHEAD time.

Best WIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “EPIDIDYMIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. BANGKOK Regards to Andrew CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The PORCH MONKEY bastard who wrote this article. You can FOOTBALL punch him if you ARSE want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNT CRAPPER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITE and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HITLER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FRIG BAND WITH 4 MICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HORSE! CUNT CRAPPER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT CRAPPER'S HOUSE

How DICKFACE to SEMEN cure KRAUT the GANGBANG Tourette's WALRUS SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INCEST for FUCKER Tourette's TITTYWANK Syndrome BALLS is SHITCUNTING following SPIC these WHORE rules COMMUNIST DILDO in NIGGER order:

  • 1: Avoid CUNT immature PUSSYLICKER little DAMN kids,
  • 2: Count to TWAT within BORDER HOPPER 10 BLUMPKINseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your KAFFIR 666 BASTARD nor RAGHEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell FELCHING yourself you CUNTRAG don't D'OH have SHITFUCKER this SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFACE WITH NASTY BIGNOSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUSSY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNT CRAPPER last straw BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA!

I fucking put PENIS' my comment at the TOP OF THE NECROPHILIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at INBRED the TOP OF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! THIS FUCKHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BEANER offensive. NECROPHILIA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NEGRO people who try YID to battle SCROTUM'BUGFUCK that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-WIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANKSPLAT it now, but someone said ANAL DIABETES' NIGGER BATMAN & ROBIN'SHITSLINGING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHING CHONG CHINK is a laughing JENKEM matter. Plus there DUMBASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on [EXPLETIVE] Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK articles DILDO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PENIS stuff. So BORDER HOPPER that means FRITZ stop getting mad at the OH SHI– first part too and SCROTUM talking about the ANUSCAKE letter that it's CUNT mocking (what FUCK YOU letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ORGASM hi self JAP even made a really BLOWJOB good point. "It's KRAUT nothing more AUTOFELLATIO from a head nod to a CLUSTER FUCK knee tick". ASSWIPE. Which I'll add JACKASS SHIT onto HUMAN RIGHTS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that FUCK OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to VAGINA be, because if I were a PAKI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article VAGINA hilarious. If you ASSFACE Want facts, go on I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOLDY TITS be offended, don't read GOD DAMN the freaking FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD article anyway.

MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DONKEY DICK NIGGER CHUFF ASSCRACK SLOPE SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE TAMPONS

BIGNOSE DOUCHE NAZI YID BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS PISSHOLE [EXPLETIVE] DICKLICK AMERICA ONLINE WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD ASSCRACK ASSCRACK POMMIE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUGGER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FLAMING ASS BADGER CONDOMS D'OH DAMN IT WOODPECKERSHIT ANAL DIABETES SEX GOD DAMN SCUMBAG NIGGER INCEST PUNANI NIPPLES GOOK SHITCOCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP JAP MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NECROPHILIA RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEMPRINI ASS BUGGER OFF BATHING SUIT AREA TURD CUNTSWILLING BLISTERING BARNACLES SON OF A BITCH FUCK ASSHOLE JERK OFF HORSE SHIT SHITTY CUNTING ASSCRACK JACKASS TITMOUSE HOMO SHIT FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK JACKASS SHIT P'KANG BALL SACK NIGGER TITS HELL BUTTFUCKER TWAT JUSTIN BIEBER DICK TITS JUSTIN BIEBER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! CUNT FUCKING ORGASM CAMEL JOCKEY COCK SACRAMENTO CUNT SUCK A BIG DICK RUSTY TROMBONE SHITCUNTING SPANK THE MONKEY SPUNK ORANGE TURTLE CUM DAMN IT TITS & DICKS BOB SAGET BORDER HOPPER DICKHEAD SCROTUM SHIT FAG TWISTY VAGINA DICK CHICKEN DILDO SHIT DICK TITS ASS JAP JERK OFF FUCK YOU DICKFACE SAGGY TITS RAT'S COCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITE SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK ASSHAT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUTT PIRATE CHRISTHUMPER DICK IN A BOX LAKE TITICACA BEAVER WETBACK FUCKER NIGNOG MACACA KENNY YOU WANKER CHAV SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WANK CLEMEN GOD DAMN TACO NIGGER PRICK CLIT GOATSE ASSHOLE SEMEN INBRED NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NIGGER TITS DOM DeLUISE FUCKER ASS OH SHI– DICK ASS DAMMIT DAMNATION ASSWIPE DAMN TURD TITS RAT'S ASS SCROTUM FAGGOT LOLCAT JACKASS SHIT DAMN ASSWIPE RECTUM RAIDER PISS OFF SCROTUM COCK SON OF A BITCH ASSBANDIT SHITSLINGING NAZI BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSFACE POMMIE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WIGGER DAMN FUCKTARD GENITALIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUM FUCKWIT MALARKY TWAT FAG I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE SHIT WANK SHIT SHITSLINGING DAMN SUGARTITS BITCH PEDOPHILIA TWAT AUTOFELLATIO D'OH POLESMOKER QUEEF CAMEL FUCKER DOT HEAD KAFFIR SHITFACE FRITZ RAPE SHITSLINGING DOUCHE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POMMIE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY DICK D'OH GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER POLACK WANK PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH NIPPLES JACKASS FRITZ DOUCHE JACKASS INCEST TITMOUSE LET'S SHIT D'OH GYPSY BUGGER VAGINA GIVING HEAD RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ TAMPONS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TURD DIRTY SANCHEZ NECROPHILIA BASTARD PISS BUTTFUCKER WIENER PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK YOU ASSRAPING EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM WANK NECROPHILIA COMMUNIST DILDO [EXPLETIVE] WALRUS SHIT BASTARD ASSBANDIT GYPSY CHINK PIECE OF SHIT HORSE SHIT SAND NIGGER CUNT ARSEBADGERS SHITE REDSKIN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MILF FUCKTARD DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMNED TABERNACLE EMO SHIT REDSKIN PRICK ASS INBRED MASTURBATION PUSSYLICKER BITCH ARSEBADGERS BIRD SHIT FUCK CUNTRAG COCKSUCKER BOLLOCKS BITCH DOUCHETITS CUM SHITFUCKER CUNT PENISBIRD YOU WANKER FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING BUGFUCK FROG SPUNK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT KIDDY FIDDLER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LET'S SHIT OH SHI– JOHNNY CLUSTER FUCK ALEX TREBEK WIGGER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BLOWJOB P'KANG WOP MINORITIES CUNT ANUSCAKE HADJI PUSSY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE GOAT DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHOAD WHORE GREASER CAMEL FUCKER JERK OFF HORSE SHIT KRAUT WANK CAMEL JOCKEY BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS CROTCH CUNT ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITS BIRD SHIT ASSHAT ASS FUCKING WIENER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON I CAN AFFORD FOOD KNOBJOCKEY SHITTY BULLSHIT GOAT DICK BUTTFUCKER ASS JACKASS GO HOME AND DIE POLACK ASSRAPING BOOBS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITFUCKER WANK TAMPONS ASSRAPING I'LL RAPE YOU BELGIUM WANK FUCKING A BOLLOCKS NIGNOG RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT CRAP DELICIOUS CAKE LET'S SHIT BULLCRAP NAZI GREASER DAMN INJUN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RECTUM RAIDER BUKKAKE GOATSE PORCH MONKEY EMO JUNGLE BUNNY POWERSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD OSTRICH MY ASS HORSE SHIT SUCK MY DICK SHIT FUCKWIT COCK DAMN CRAPFUCKER JOHNNY SHITTY SON OF A BITCH CUNT AUTOFELLATIO PEEPEE RAT'S COCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE STEVE BALLMER ASSCRACK SEMEN DUMBASS COCK FUCKING DOUCHING 666 ASS HOMO GREASER FUCKHEAD DAMN SHAKOPEE DICKHEAD FUCKWIT TITWANK DICK TITS PUSSY CLUSTER FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! CLEAN DRINKING WATER DAMN HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! PISSHOLE PISSHOLE BUGFUCK INBRED TURD RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA DARTH VADER WOP COCK YOUR MOM FUCKING JUMP! SPUNK DOODIE HEAD NEGRO TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKBAG COCK CRACKER [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE DAMN IT COCKSUCKER FUCKTARD FUCK ASSCRACK DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICK FENCE JUMPER HELL MALARKY BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK YOU SCUMBAG [EXPLETIVE] ASS FASCIST CHIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! DUNE COON WOP LAKE TITICACA FUCKWIT IT'S OVER 9000! HORSE SHIT INBRED DONKEY PUNCHER WOODPECKERSHIT TRANNY SPIC DIPSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU WANK FUCKWIT ASSCRACK KIDDY FIDDLER AUTOFELLATIO DEVELOPERS! IN SACREMENT BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WIKIPEDIA DAMN TITWANK NIGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS YOU WANKER GENITALIA RAT'S ASS BUGGER OFF CRAP ON A STICK ASSHAT SHITFACE ASS DICKFACE BOYCOTT VIACOM! HELL DICKWAD DUMBASS PENIS PISS OFF MY ASS FEWMETS RAGHEAD POOPOO PISSHOLE SHITFUCKER DAMNATION SHIT CHIGGER HORSE PENIS BEAVER ASSHOLE SHITE MONKEY SHIT JACKASS SHIT DAMN SPUNK MOLDY TITS RAPE GREASER BEAVER TUBA NIGGER TITS TWO-INCH PENIS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT BITCH AUTOFELLATIO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSFACE NAZI FEMADOM THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SAGGY TITS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCK OFF REDSKIN I WILL KILL YOU! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNTYMINTS TITTIES PIECE OF SHIT CLIT FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOD DAMN DIPSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT HELL BASTARD SCUMBUCKET FUCK NUGGET PRICK LET'S SHIT CRAPMUNCHER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SEMEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAT'S COCK GRAPE PENIS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FAG MONKEY BALLS MONKEY SHIT D'OH POMMIE SHITE TWO-INCH PENIS PUSSYLICKER FUCK PIKACHU FUCKING DOUCHETITS FUCKER SEX PENIS DICKFACE FUCKING HORSE SHIT RAT'S ASS NIPPLES POLAK FELCHING TAFFY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POMMIE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK RECTUM RAIDER SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER GRINGO POLESMOKER DICK CHICKEN CROTCH DOUCHEBAG JACKASS DOODIE HEAD ASS LICKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING JUMP! TITS PENIS BITCH BUGFUCK SCUMBUCKET I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK HADJI LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CONDOMS FUCK OFF CHOAD SUCK MY COCK COCK WANK ASSCRACK TITWANK SCROTUM NIPPLES SHITCUNTING BUTTFUCKER JAP FUCKING BOON TITMOUSE INBRED WANK FUCKING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PENIS SHITHEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JAP DAMN JOHNNY ANAL DIABETES BEAVER JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTRAG DICK SHIT POLACK ASSFACE JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK WIENER ASS FRED PHELPS DAMN FUCKSTAIN DICK IN A BOX PISS ARTIST PEDOPHILIA SHITSKIN GRAPE PENIS TIT SPRINKLES POOPOO TURD HUMAN RIGHTS CLEMEN I AM CORNHOLIO! SCROTUM WANK CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK SHIT POLAK CHIGGER TOTAL FUCKFUCKFUCK SCUMBUCKET FROG'S FAT ASS WALRUS SHIT DILDO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSHOLE PUSSY MOZILLA FIREFOX BLOWJOB ASS PUSSY SPANK THE MONKEY HO ASSHAT SHIT CONDOMS FUCKFUCKFUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD suck my mothers FUCK YOU FLYING FUCK COCKSUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUKKAKE FUCK YOU BITCH BRITNEY SHITCOCK [expletive deleted] FRITZ SEMEN [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK OFF NIGNOG FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA JOHN SMILEY FACE TWAT GANGBANG BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER BOOBS CUNT CRAPPER KAFFIR PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANKER GOATSE MASTURBATION FEWMETS VAGINA DAMN IT ASSHAT INCEST FUCKING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GARBAGE DAY! SHITE MICK DICK BANGKOK MACACA DICKHEAD SEX DAMN IT DONKEY DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN CUNT LAPPER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PISS DAMN IT TOSSER HELL JAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWISTY VAGINA BIBLE BASHER DAMN FUCKWIT CLIT SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD PECKERHEAD BITCH PISS OFF GOAT DICK O KURWA! DONKEY PUNCHER BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE SEX MOZILLA FIREFOX TOSSER MOLDY TITS PISS OFF ANUSCAKE FLYING FUCK SHIT SHAKOPEE PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER DOG FUCKER CUNT SOD FELCHING SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG CROTCH GENITALIA pen0r DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JERK OFF JAP SEX STEVE BALLMER ASSWIPE PENIS POLACK BULLSHIT SHIT TITS & DICKS SON OF A BITCH BLUMPKIN GANGBANG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DUNE COON FUCKBAG TWISTY VAGINA POLESMOKER SHITSLINGING BAT FUCK INSANE CHAV BULLSHIT MOCKIE CROTCH SEX DILDO ASSRAMMER DAMN COON DICKHEAD POLESMOKER FUCKTARD FUCK PENISBIRD PUSSY ASSCRACK ASSHOLE CUNT DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT COCK TESTICLE CHOKE HELL ASS FUCK YOU CHAV SHITE JAP FUCK YOU I AM CORNHOLIO! VENEREAL DISEASE CROTCH MACACA BULLSHIT JERRY BRITNEY FELLATIO PECKERHEAD DICKFACE WANK FUCKWIT FUCK ORGASM WIGGER NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK VAGINA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTTFUCKER SHIT COCKSMOKER FUCK YOU YOU WANKER SCROTUM PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT YOUR MOM TOWELHEAD PRICK FUCKFACE TITWANK FUCKHEAD WANK HITLER SHITE JUNGLE BUNNY SOD CHOAD KISSER FUCK YOU GANGBANG FUCKING SPIC 30 CASES OF PICKLES BASTARD GANGBANG BLOWJOB BRITNEY BLUMPKIN VENEREAL DISEASE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT NIGGER WIENER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RUSKIE WHORE TITS FUCKER RAPE I WILL KILL YOU! HENTAI TURD NORTH KOREA WANKSPLAT DICKFACE SHITE BASTARD CUNT CHOAD MOLDY TITS FUCKING PAKI SUCK MY COCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ORGASM GRIS COCK HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER KIKE FLYING RAT'S ASS BEANER TIT SPRINKLES INBRED WHORE I WILL KILL YOU! PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S COCK MALL SANTA FUCK OFF BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LAKE TITICACA BOLLOCKS FUCKBAG BOYCOTT VIACOM! INBRED SCROTUM FELCHING JACKASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ANAL JACKASS SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

NIGGER [Insert swear here] HELL FUCKTARD GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] PENIS ON A STICK GOD DAMMIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFACE INBRED DICK GRINGO BULLSHIT PENIS SHIT DAMN CUNT RAPE VAGINA STEVE BALLMER FUCKING GANGBANG DAGO SHITFUCKER SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU RECTUM RAIDER 666 FUCKING JUMP! MOLDY TITS FUCKING JUMP! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITE CUNT FAGGOT SHITSLINGING SHITSLINGING GANGBANG PENIS ON A STICK HO FRITZ YOU WANKER FUCKING A ASSCRACK SOD OFF HEIL HITLER! BITCH DICKFACE WALRUS SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAMEL FUCKER TIT SPRINKLES SEX JOHNNY DONKEY PUNCHER DONALD RUMSFELD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TWISTY VAGINA RANDY TRAVIS DICK DESU HOMO HELL DUMBASS TITS & DICKS ASS LICKER DAMN IT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CROTCH and with the TAMPON IN MY ASS and his BUKKAKE of girraffes in which RUSKIE while reading about JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITSLINGING also

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This article is CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BIRD SHIT subject. If you do not find it funny MOTHERFUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BALL SACK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKSTAIN joke loses its humour POOPY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so OSTRICH MY ASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have CUNT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FAGGOT LENS CRAFTERS CHENEY PRICK TWISTY VAGINA!!!!!I <3 COCK