Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPUNK'NIGGER'DICKFACE'FRIG'GOOK'DICKHEAD'DOG FUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INJUN neurochemical FUCK disorder CLUSTERFUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN IT, sudden BIRD SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMMIT or FUCKWIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BAD MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SON OF A BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITTYWANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I WILL KILL YOU! BENCH PRESS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially LAKE TITICACA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKLICK television programs to address ASSHAT Tourette's syndrome.

WETBACK Tourette's is PISS not to be CUNT confused with OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WIENER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUCHE NAZI random SHIT disorientation, culturally-SAND NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PUSSYLICKER language, CUNTRAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JERRY CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DIPSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive PENISBIRD quantities CHUFF of ANAL DIABETES CONDOMS garbage.

Darnit.

A ASS Polite Note to the BENCH PRESS Author:

The COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Tourette's LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Research Institute was BALLS founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article CRAPFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BAD MOTHERFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACKASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CONDOMS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKHEAD Tourrette's sufferers FEMADOM swear. You can BUTT-HEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MAMA MIA TV, for always focusing on the CHAV bad side of a terrible SCUMBAG thing.
• The main VILLAGE DUMP symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I'LL RAPE YOU involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLIT knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DONKEY DICK school for DIPSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKHEAD sufferers to become DUMBASS manically depressed and SHITHEAD commit FUCKBAG suicide.
• There is no SHIT cure, and the BIG FOOT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse DAGO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POOPY perodol" which caused my entire TITTIES body to go DICKHEAD numb and SOD OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP it is without the FELLATIO drug.

I am an active member of a SHIT tourette syndrome CROTCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the BOOBIES public view of Tourettes as a "JIZZ swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CAPTAIN CRUNCH sorry for suck my mothers "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BLISTERING BARNACLES this that really POMMIE annoys me. I am working towards a WOP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTTFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FRITZ, and making fun of a CROTCH horrible disorder is (not) FUCKSTAIN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PIG time.

Best BOB SAGET regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. RICK MORANIS Regards to Andrew HEIL HITLER! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The JACKASS bastard who wrote this article. You can 666 punch him if you NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKLICK saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BOYCOTT VIACOM! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN IT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUKKAKE and ASSHOLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCKSHITTER BAND WITH 4 CHIGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKBAG HORSE! DAMN IT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN IT'S HOUSE

How ANAL to BASTARD cure ROSIE O'DONNELL the TWAT Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BEANER for HAIL SATAN! Tourette's WHORE Syndrome CUNT is TAFFY following I'LL RAPE YOU these NAZI rules PISS ARTIST in WIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid BULLSHIT immature CROTCH little POMMIE kids,
• 2: Count to FAG within FUCK 10 SEMENseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS STRAWBERRY ASS SUCK A BIG DICK nor FUCKING A talk,
• 4: Tell JOHN SMILEY FACE yourself you PISS ARTIST don't CHRISTHUMPER have BULLSHIT this SEX disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BORDER HOPPER WITH NASTY BEAVER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NICARAGUA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN IT last straw WIGGER!

I fucking put CRAPMUNCHER' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at KAFFIR the TOP OF GOATSE THIS GRINGO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. PIECE OF SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WIKIPEDIA people who try FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA to battle MICK'NECROPHILIA that tight-ass BALLS 17-year-BASTARD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS it now, but someone said ASS' FUCK FUCKER'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POLAK is a laughing TIT SPRINKLES matter. Plus there BUGGER OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JUSTIN BIEBER Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKWIT articles FROG'S FAT ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FEMADOM stuff. So DILDO that means DICK CHICKEN stop getting mad at the FUCKER first part too and BIRD IN THE HOUSE talking about the SHITFUCKER letter that it's COCKSHITTER mocking (what ALEX TREBEK letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian REBECCA BLACK hi self CLUSTERFUCK even made a really GOD DAMN good point. "It's COCKSUCKER nothing more GANGBANG from a head nod to a IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add FUCKBAG onto FUCKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that CUNT CRAPPER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICKHEAD be, because if I were a DICKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOLY DUMB FUCK hilarious. If you LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Want facts, go on PISS ARTIST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOUCHING be offended, don't read SHITFACE the freaking FUCKFACE article anyway.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGGER FUCKING SHITFUCKER MONKEY BALLS BITCH DAGO FUCKFACE MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST

SOD INBRED MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITE COCK O CANADA CUNT BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS SPUNK GENITALIA GO HOME AND DIE FUCK NUGGET BASTARD ANAL DIABETES CUNT FRENCH TICKLER SHIT GOD DAMN NIGGER CROTCH NAZI DIRTY SANCHEZ SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GYPSY JACKASS BITCH JIGGABOO HELL HOSER FROG DICKHEAD SHITTY BUKKAKE MICK CHIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL TOWELHEAD WANK PISS SHITTY DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK COCK STUDENT PROTESTS FLYING FUCK PECKERHEAD ASSHAT NECROPHILIA ASS FAG BLUMPKIN CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN KRAUT REDNECK NAZI SEX CHICKEN FRIES FAGGOT WANKER LIMEY DUMBASS BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT SOD OFF PEEPEE GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER TITS TAMPONS FLYING FUCK O KURWA! PENIS ON A BUN ASSCRACK ASSHOLE BUKKAKE SHITCUNTING RUSTY TROMBONE WANK ASSFACE BOOBS BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DONKEY DICK GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK FELLATIO PISS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOCCASINS DYKE PUNANI FAGGOT ANAL DIABETES CHAV IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MONKEY SHIT TITTIES SPUNK CLEVELAND STEAMER TWAT FUCK GOD DAMMIT CHING CHONG CHINK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKING FROG NAZI CONDOMS HELL FAGGOT FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT DAGO POLACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS POLAK DUMBASS DAMN IT FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER SHITSKIN D'OH BIGNOSE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JIZZ EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PENISFUCK SHITHEAD LOLCAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK YOU INBRED I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUCK MY DICK EUROIPODS SMEG PENIS ON A BUN BELGIUM POLESMOKER FELCHMONKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FLYING RAT'S ASS O KURWA! DAGO PENISFUCK SHITE BUTT PIRATE NEGRO SHITHEAD FENCE JUMPER FELCHING THONG TASTER DILDO JUNGLE BUNNY SHITCUNTING FUCKHEAD DAMNATION DARTH VADER FENCE JUMPER KAFFIR RUSKIE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POLAK BALL SACK GIVING HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG PEARL NECKLACE PISS ARTIST CRAP WIENER SUCK MY DICK JACKASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH POWERSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKSTAIN FAG FUCKHEAD CUNTYMINTS FRAK BONER SUGARTITS CUNT FUCKING A ANUSCAKE KAFFIR CLEMEN PISS OFF HELL BULLSHIT ASSHOLE HONKY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK OFF INCEST POLACK BLOWJOB BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT CUNT SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN SHITE TOSSER BUKKAKE BULLSHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! POWERSHIT WHORE PEDOPHILIA CLIT FUCKTARD BASTARD PENISBIRD GOD DAMMIT STEVE BALLMER HONKY TACO GO HOME AND DIE SMEG FENCE JUMPER SON OF A BITCH TOWELHEAD FENCE JUMPER HELL CHAV FELLATIO BUKKAKE PECKERHEAD MICK TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK CHALICE CLUSTERFUCK REDSKIN DAMN CHIGGER WILLY WONKA CLUSTERFUCK FUCK NIPPLES WILLY WONKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSBANDIT PISS OFF ANAL DIABETES TITS & DICKS PISS UP MY ARSE BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT TITTIES DICK CHICKEN FLYING FUCK WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TOSSER CUNNILINGUS WANK BUTT PIRATE WALRUS SHIT 666 BLOWJOB DAMN YOU WANKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH DIPSHIT WETBACK ANAL DIABETES PISS UP MY ARSE WIENER PENIS ON A STICK SHITSKIN SHITE MAMA MIA GENITALIA SHIT ASSRAPING FROG'S FAT ASS DRAMA FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF TITWANK DICK IN A BOX WINDOWS VISTA DAGO WIGGER MICK FUCKHEAD WANK TITS ASSRAMMER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHOAD SHITTY TAMPON IN MY ASS BUKKAKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NIPPLES FROG CHOAD CUNT LAPPER MOTHERFUCKER WIENER FROG'S FAT ASS ASS CRAP ON A STICK SUCK MY COCK ASSHAT DOG SHIT EAT MY SHIT! ASSRAMMER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITTY DUMBASS DAMN SOD OFF PENIS ON A STICK ASSHAT LOGJAMMER CONDOMS PORCH MONKEY SHITSLINGING LAKE TITICACA FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSTUFFER RECTUM RAIDER BONER JIGGABOO DAMN IT SHITFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE BLISTERING BARNACLES OH SHI– TAFFY TACO MOCCASINS COON FEMADOM COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT I AM CORNHOLIO! YOU WANKER DOODIE HEAD BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLIT RAT'S ASS SHITFACE BALL SACK CUNNILINGUS DYKE GRIS ASSWIPE HO MAMA MIA SEMEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKWIT ASSWIPE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COCKSMOKER JAP CHRISTHUMPER GRINGO TITS BEAVER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FIST FUCK PIGFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER TACO WOP ALEX TREBEK WILLY WONKA WHITE PEOPLE FUCKING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GREASER BASTARD POMMIE ASSCRACK O CANADA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT DICKWAD SHIT RAPE SHIT FUCK TIMBER NIGGER DUMBASS TOWELHEAD BUGFUCK JESSE McCARTNEY LET'S SHIT BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK GYPSY VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS CHIGGER FUCK OFF TWAT BUTT-HOLE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BAT FUCK INSANE PIKACHU BOB SAGET ASSRAMMER TOSSER WANK ASS SAND NIGGER MASTURBATION JIGGABOO TITTYWANK CHIGGER SHITE WETBACK FEMADOM JACKASS SHIT LET'S SHIT BASTARD MILF SHITSLINGING GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN IT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSCRACK GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT JIZZ HELL FUCKSTAIN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK AY-AY-AY NIPPLES JUNGLE BUNNY CLUSTERFUCK WANKSPLAT MICK BIGNOSE SHITE BAT FUCK INSANE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FELLATIO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS TAMPONS PIG SHITFACE VAGINA GOBSHITE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PUNANI DONKEY DICK DAMMIT SHIT TURD AUTOFELLATIO WANK SHITFACE RAT'S ASS HELL SCUMBAG CHINK DAMN FELCHING JAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF DIPSHIT TACO COLGATE MALARKY TWAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BITCH BITCH BELLEND FELLATIO WOMEN'S RIGHTS FAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SOD OFF BORDER HOPPER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITWANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO SHIT BUGGER OFF ANAL DIABETES KIKE NIGNOG GYPSY WHORE FRENCH TICKLER WANKSPLAT HELL ORGASM CANNED QUOTE BORDER HOPPER DARTH VADER HELL PENIS ON A BUN ANUSCAKE GOD BLESS AMERICA BUKKAKE RICK MORANIS FELLATIO BASTARD ALEX TREBEK FELLATIO INCEST DAMMIT DAMN IT ALF CLUSTERFUCK POLAK SAND NIGGER BALL SACK WANKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE ASSHOLE BOOBS CUNT SHITSLIDE GOD DAMN SACRAMENTO FUCKING ASSHOLE I WILL END YOU! SLOPE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK HADJI BULLCRAP CUNTRAG MALARKY BIRD SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER HELL CONAN O'BRIAN SHITPISSER EPIDIDYMIS ORGASM PUNANI JACKASS SHIT MASTURBATION THIS IS SPARTA! DAMMIT SCUMBAG CHIGGER BONER DUNE COON HELL PAKI DICK TITS FUCKSTAIN SEX SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT COON MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK GOD DAMMIT PEEPEE DAMN IT JACK OFF ORGASM ASSBANDIT WIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN SPIC INBRED ANAL NIGNOG SON OF A BITCH KAFFIR PISS OFF BASTARD FUCKER NIGGER TITS SHITSKIN DAMN IT SHITFACE REDSKIN SHAKOPEE BOYCOTT VIACOM! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISSHOLE SPIC SPUNK GRAPE PENIS BITCH CUNT PRICK TEDDY BEARS FENCE JUMPER 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMMIT COCKSUCKER FUCK BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO WALRUS SHIT FLYING FUCK HORSE SHIT FUCK YOU SHITCOCK ASSFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS SHIT BITCH CUNT FRENCH TICKLER REDEEMING VALUE BUTT PIRATE NIGGER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WOODPECKERSHIT HONKY NIGGER TITS PISS ARTIST COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHEBAG [expletive deleted] GOD BLESS AMERICA HELL SEX TITS & DICKS FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT GOATSE FIRECROTCH FRAK JIGGABOO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LIMEY SUCK MY COCK FELCHING BASTARD AY-AY-AY DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TITS SUCK MY DICK JACKASS SHIT DONGSHOVER HATE HATE HAT SCUMBAG YID CHIGGER FUCK DOG SHIT SHITTY WETBACK GOD DAMMIT HOMO BOON DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCUMBAG ASSCRACK WETBACK ASSBANDIT PRICK JIZZ FLYING FUCK FUCK TOSSER BUKKAKE WIKIPEDIA FUCK PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JOHNNY SHITFACE ANAL WIENER WIENER LICK PUSSY FUCKSTAIN BITCH BUTT PIRATE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING JUMP! ASSHOLE ASS CLEMEN GOD DAMN POLACK HEIL HITLER! IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! FUCKING A ABO COCKSTUFFER SHIT COCKSUCKER ANAL PECKERHEAD CUM CUM MONKEY SHIT YID BRITNEY FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE VAGINA YID PISS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT ARSE DIRTY SANCHEZ INBRED ASS BOOBS DAMNATION WANKSPLAT SAGGY TITS AUTOFELLATIO HAIL SATAN! PEDOPHILIA SLOPE BULLSHIT FUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN PRICK DOUCHE FUCKHEAD CHIGGER JIGGABOO ORGASM FUCK DOUCHE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU PORCH MONKEY MILF BLOWJOB ALEX TREBEK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT PAKI SHIT ANUSCAKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON TALK PAGES SOD OFF RAPE RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNTSWILLING PENIS ON A STICK NI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGGER PENIS ON A BUN KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH SHAKOPEE ASSHOLE NEGRO CLIT SHIT TITTIES DOG SHIT BITCH CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PISSHOLE SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI STEVE BALLMER DIRTY SANCHEZ FRENCH TICKLER WANK CUNT PENIS RAT'S COCK ASS JIGGABOO CLUSTERFUCK ALEX TREBEK RAT'S ASS INJUN BASTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER FRIG HOSER PISS HENTAI TAFFY PISS OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GIVING HEAD BIRD SHIT PEEPEE FUCKING JUMP! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER BITCH GO HOME AND DIE WIENER RAPE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS OFF RIGHT WING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PRICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WHORE BUTT-HOLE PENIS ON A BUN HELLFIRE CUNT YOUR MOM MILF WHORE BAT FUCK INSANE HO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WANK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITE FUCKING A HONKY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DONKEY DICK LICK PUSSY I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKHEAD ASS WIENER CLUSTERFUCK HAIL SATAN! PECKERHEAD ASS 666 BITCH GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO ASS SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER SON OF A BITCH NECROPHILIA FUCKING A BULLSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER WIENER RAPE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHAKOPEE SHITHEAD JERRY GOD BLESS AMERICA BLUE PENIS! DICKHEAD SHIT BULLSHIT JENKEM CC PLZ 666 TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU NAZI LIMEY GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING FUCKBAG WANK FUCKING NAZI SUCK A BIG DICK NAZI RAGHEAD DAMN WANK THONG TASTER ASSHOLE DOUCHE TWAT DIPSHIT ASS JESSE McCARTNEY PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUKKAKE ALF FUCKTARD CHRISTHUMPER WIENER BULLCRAP POTTYMOUTH PENIS MACACA CUNT CRAP ON A STICK PUSSY SHITE CHINA IS CAPITALIST COCK GOD DAMN PUSSYLICKER FUCK YOU DICKFACE NEGRO GARBAGE DAY! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKER and with the CHIGGER and his DIPSHIT of girraffes in which FROG'S FAT ASS while reading about SECOND BALLS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DYKE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKSTAIN