Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FLAMING ASS BADGER'BOB SAGET'FLYING FUCK'COON'JOHNNY'FUCKFACE'DAMMIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FENCE JUMPER neurochemical FUCK disorder VENEREAL DISEASE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICKLICK, sudden DOUGHNUT PUNCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FLYING FUCK or PENIS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNTSWILLING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNTING ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKSUCKER CUNT LAPPER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOBSHITE utterFUCKance of socially DICK TITS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASTARD television programs to address DUMBASS Tourette's syndrome.

LET'S SHIT Tourette's is GANGBANG not to be OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH confused with BRITNEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEDOPHILIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTTFUCKER random SUCK COCKS IN HELL! disorientation, culturally-FELLATIO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMN language, ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK DIPSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CRAPMUNCHER souvenir shoppes and massive FASHION BUG quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES VENEREAL DISEASE garbage.

Darnit.

A JACKASS Polite Note to the FUCK A DUCK Author:

The DIPSHIT Tourette's ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Research Institute was FUCKING founded to JIGGABOO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SPIC article CLUSTERFUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PUSSYLICKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NAZI.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JACKASS SHIT Tourrette's sufferers BULLSHIT swear. You can BUTTFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible RAPE thing.
• The main YOU WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FAGGOT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PIECE OF SHIT knee FUCK YOU NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is ORGASM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ARSE school for FUCKING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BIGNOSE sufferers to become FUCK YOU manically depressed and DUNE COON commit CAMEL FUCKER suicide.
• There is no DAMN cure, and the CUNTYMINTS drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITMOUSE tics often have adverse HITLER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POMMIE perodol" which caused my entire PISS ARTIST body to go YID numb and QUEEF basically made it NIGGA! worse than JUSTIN BIEBER it is without the TURD drug.

I am an active member of a GOATSE tourette syndrome MARGARET THATCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUTTFUCKER the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ROSIE O'DONNELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DYKE sorry for FELCHING "hi-jacking" your BOYCOTT VIACOM! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKTARD this that really FUCK NUGGET annoys me. I am working towards a NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAT'S COCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEEPEE, and making fun of a NIPPLES horrible disorder is (not) CARPET MUNCHER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best BOB SAGET regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BEAVER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. SHITFUCKER Regards to Andrew [EXPLETIVE] Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The I WILL KILL YOU! bastard who wrote this article. You can BIRD SHIT punch him if you ASS want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the KAFFIR saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my OSTRICH MY ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICKLICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ORGASM and JACK OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCK BAND WITH 4 POLACK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACK OFF HORSE! DICKLICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICKLICK'S HOUSE

How PISS OFF to CHIGGER cure WHITE PEOPLE the BAT FUCK INSANE Tourette's IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SUCK MY COCK for GOD DAMMIT Tourette's JOHNNY Syndrome DICKLICK is QUEEF following JOHN SMILEY FACE these FRED PHELPS rules DONKEY DICK in ASSHOLE order:

• 1: Avoid CLIT immature CUNT little CANDY kids,
• 2: Count to CUNTING ASSCRACK within COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS 10 CLITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BASTARD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHIT nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell INBRED yourself you SHITTY don't JIGGABOO have CRAPMUNCHER this SHITSLINGING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY GOBSHITE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICKLICK last straw FUCKWIT!

I fucking put GOBSHITE' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS ARTIST the TOP OF BULLSHIT THIS AUTOFELLATIO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHOAD offensive. PISS OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SOD people who try LOLCAT to battle BULLCRAP'SCROTUM that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-FUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP it now, but someone said NICARAGUA' SHIT CRAPPY'GOBSHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING VAGINA is a laughing PEARL NECKLACE matter. Plus there SHITE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT CRAPPER Uncyclopedia, there are NIPPLES articles FUCKTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ARSE stuff. So suck my mothers that means POMMIE stop getting mad at the BLUE PENIS! first part too and JERK OFF talking about the [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] letter that it's FOUR-EYES mocking (what LHASA letter? I don't even know what DAMMIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian JACKASS SHIT hi self HAIL SATAN! even made a really ORGASM good point. "It's ASSHOLE nothing more TITS & DICKS from a head nod to a ASSWIPE knee tick". FUCKFACE. Which I'll add FELCHMONKEY onto SNUFF PORN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FOUR-EYES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to AY-AY-AY be, because if I were a NAZI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TAMPONS hilarious. If you BUGGER Want facts, go on ABO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT LAPPER be offended, don't read MARGARET THATCHER the freaking PISS UP MY ARSE article anyway.

P'KANG SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB CLIT SHIT [EXPLETIVE] GRINGO FUCKHEAD CHINK BOON

BLUE PENIS! ASSHOLE CLEMEN BUGGER OFF TITS SHIT BRITNEY [Insert swear here] GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH CUNTSWILLING HADJI PISS OFF HORSE SHIT CROTCH CUNT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] I'LL RAPE YOU GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RIVER CRABS SUCK DONALD RUMSFELD COLGATE SUCK MY COCK ASSCRACK SLOPE ASSWIPE ASS LICKER FUCKSTAIN SHIT SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE BALLS BITCH HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD LENS CRAFTERS TOSSER CROTCH BELGIUM MILF BALL SACK CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER YOU WANKER VAGINA WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY BALLS CUNNILINGUS FUCKWIT PISS OFF BUGGER SHITFACE HORSE SHIT ASSHAT SHIT SHITHEAD WIKIPEDIA BUGGER SHIT SHIT MAMA MIA BASTARD GANGBANG DYKE ORGASM DAMN NICARAGUA GO HOME AND DIE COCKSHITTER CUNNILINGUS FUCK TITWANK I RAPE WALRUSES! KIKE BUKKAKE HELL SLITTY EYES DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF ASS CUNTRAG BULLCRAP INVISIBLE! JERRY FUCKER BUGGER DAMN ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE FEMADOM FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN SOD BULLCRAP BRITNEY PISS PIG MASTURBATION BELGIUM DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD FUCKING ASSHAT SEMEN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSWIPE ASS DOUCHE HOMO TURD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING FUCK YID DICK TITS DICKFACE SHUT UP, MEG! SHITFACE DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK SPUNK DOM DeLUISE WOP SHITFACE TENTACLE RAPE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK KIDDY FIDDLER WIKIPEDIA JESSE McCARTNEY SACRAMENTO JAP SUCK A BIG DICK PRICK NIPPLES ASSHAT PECKERHEAD WIKIPEDIA SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF SHITTY FELCHING FUCKFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE DICKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK LENS CRAFTERS CLIT PENIS ON A STICK VAGINA ASSRAPING PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLIT FUCK FROG AUTOFELLATIO FUCK BASTARD WIENER SEX HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA ASS GREASER JACKASS KRAUT PEEPEE INBRED PRICK DAGO FUCKSTAIN BOOBS SMEG BITCH SHITFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE PIG REBECCA BLACK GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN CRAPMUNCHER CUNT VOTE FEWMETS SUCK A BIG DICK PRICK YID HORSE PENIS BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST BEAVER SHIT DONGSHOVER ASS AUTOFELLATIO PEEPEE LOGJAMMER NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN SHAKOPEE PISS ARTIST FUCK CHOAD SHITFACE SHIT SHITSLIDE TITTYWANK FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN YID GOAT DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! PISS OFF BITCH WHITE PEOPLE SACRAMENTO AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE FUCKER PUSSY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! SHITHEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT POLAK ASSCRACK JACKASS GENITALIA SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU PUPPIES PISS ARTIST GRAPE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU MARGARET THATCHER ASS DONGSHOVER GARBAGE DAY! DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF WIENER ANUSCAKE ROSIE O'DONNELL POLESMOKER BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS RUSKIE FUCKSTAIN D'OH SOD VENEREAL DISEASE REDNECK CROTCH EPIDIDYMIS SHITCUNTING KRAUT WANK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG SPIC RAGHEAD EAT MY SHIT! ASSHAT COCK TITS FLYING FUCK SHITFACE SHITBALLS BALLS AY-AY-AY PRICK JERK OFF CUNT ASSHOLE ASS SNUFF PORN VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE FUCKING COON SHIT WANK LAKE TITICACA THONG TASTER SHITPISSER POMMIE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NIPPLES FUCKFACE WANKSPLAT ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNT WANK MILF DONKEY DICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PORCH MONKEY SHIT HELL FIST FUCK BALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COCK NEGRO FUCK KRAUT HELLFIRE BORDER HOPPER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT DICKHEAD FUCKING PEDOPHILIA DONKEY DICK PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY LGBT RIGHTS SIGMUND FREUD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GOAT DICK PUSSYLICKER HELL COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS KIKE DAMMIT FOUR-EYES MAMA MIA BONER GRAPE PENIS DIPSHIT CHINK SHIT ANAL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL TWISTY VAGINA CROTCH NIPPLES RAPE ASSCRACK SCROTUM TOSSER ASS PUSSY GOBSHITE SHIT BITCH CUNTBUCKET DAMN BASTARD BONER BASTARD SUGARTITS TIT SPRINKLES ABO FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING BASTARD CUNT CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKTARD JIGGABOO SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY ROSIE O'DONNELL GOATSE LOLCAT DICK CUNTRAG GO HOME AND DIE SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD BUGFUCK FASHION BUG CUNTRAG PRICK SIGMUND FREUD CUNNILINGUS MONKEY SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER AUTOFELLATIO NEGRO CAMEL JOCKEY WANK FUCKING LIMEY SHITFACE CUM DAMN ASS NIGGER BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POOPY SACRAMENTO CUNT FUCKING JACKASS FUCKING ASSRAPING COCKGOBLIN RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT TURD COON SEX COCK SHITFUCKER JIGGABOO COLGATE BAT FUCK INSANE BONER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE CLEMEN DICKHEAD JIZZ CRAP ON A STICK BUTTFUCKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! JIZZ MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GOD DAMN DAMMIT ANUSCAKE CC PLZ GOD DAMN BITCH WANKSPLAT INBRED DIRTY SANCHEZ RAT'S COCK INVISIBLE! WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SPICY CUNT FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSCRACK DICK IN A BOX D'OH PISS BIRD SHIT BUGFUCK INCEST QUEEF DOG FUCKER PISSHOLE SUCK MY DICK GREASER CC PLZ WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH HONKY MAMA MIA RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN FLAMING ASS BADGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MASTICATION FOR THE NATION DILDO CUNT SHITFACE O KURWA! PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN BEANER GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITCOCK POMMIE FUCKFACE REBECCA BLACK FUCKFUCKFUCK BITCH SHITCUNTING DAMN IT SHITE CLUSTERFUCK MILF GOD DAMN HOT GRITS FUCK YOU SHITTY FENCE JUMPER HOSER TWAT JACKASS SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TENTACLE RAPE FUCKWIT DUNE COON AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE COON WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS LICKER SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD MONKEY BALLS SHITFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHUT UP, MEG! NIGGER DIPSHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE DOODIE HEAD BITCH POMMIE POOPY BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTYMINTS ASS BOOBIES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING MICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUGFUCK CAMEL FUCKER SHITCOCK FUCK ASS MOCCASINS PIGFUCKER MILF POMMIE WANKER FUCKBAG GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN TITTIES ORGASM BUGGER OFF GRAPE PENIS PRICK NIPPLES FUCK COCKSUCKER SON OF A BITCH NIGGER DOUCHEBAG PENIS JACKASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT DOUCHE NAZI FEWMETS FUCK BUGGER OFF HITLER FUCKSTAIN CUNT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DAMN WIGGER SAGGY TITS ASSHAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TACO CROTCH DIPSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT MOCCASINS COCK CRAP BOOBS FUCKFUCKFUCK WOP WOP DONKEY DICK SHITE RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMN SHITCOCK WANKER COCKSHITTER WANK IN SACREMENT MOZILLA FIREFOX PIECE OF SHIT DICK CHICKEN FELCHING SLOPE HELL FUCKER NICARAGUA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK YOU FUDGEPACKER BUNG-HOLE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JUMP! AMERICA ONLINE HO HELL GENITALIA BUGGER FRIG DAMMIT BASTARD FIST FUCK TOWELHEAD MASTURBATION ASSWIPE CRAPFUCKER PUSSY ANUSCAKE GOBSHITE CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN SHITPISSER PUNANI PEARL NECKLACE BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN MARGARET THATCHER WANKSPLAT MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN TOTAL CHOAD SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD BEANER CLUSTERFUCK LET'S SHIT DONKEY DICK WANK INBRED RADIO FREE LUNCH ASSFACE DUMBASS JACKASS SHITFACE RAT'S COCK URINE-GARGLING GOD DAMMIT PRICK PISS OFF MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT BULLCRAP FUCK YOU GRIS TITS FUCKING WHORE EPIDIDYMIS TWAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HONKY INBRED TITS & DICKS MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS SOD CUNT COCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GIVING HEAD WIKIPEDIA SHIT FAGGOT CUNT BIG FOOT RAPE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ARSE HORSE PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUGGER PAKI FUCKTARD JOHN ELWAY COON DUMBASS JERK OFF FUCK NUGGET COCK BOOBS FUCK AUTOFELLATIO FRENCH TICKLER I WILL END YOU! D'OH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD I WILL END YOU! SHITTY POLESMOKER DICKHEAD BEANER JERK OFF PENISBIRD TITTYWANK SHITFACE ASSFACE MOLDY TITS TRANNY CRAPFUCKER DICKFACE SHITE GOD DAMN SOD SOD OFF HAIL SATAN! DICKHEAD BELGIUM DILDO CC PLZ WANK POLAK JACK OFF SHIT RAT'S COCK ASS LICKER BUTT-HEAD WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! MASTICATION FOR THE NATION SHITHEAD INCEST PISSHOLE SHITCOCK JACKASS SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CROTCH TITTYWANK FUCKER SHIT MAMA MIA BEAVER DIPSHIT NAZI CUNT DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COCKSUCKER SHIT WANKSPLAT KIKE PISS CONDOMS ASSHAT CLUSTERFUCK POOPOO SON OF A BITCH PIGFUCKER NIPPLES SHIT FUCK CRAPMUNCHER 666 FUCKING A CUNT DONKEY DICK FUCKHEAD SACRAMENTO JACK OFF SHITFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN BUKKAKE BUTTFUCKER FUCKING URINE-GARGLING ASS TITS BENSON SUCKS FUCKER MACACA BOB SAGET DICKLICK FLAMING ASS BADGER GRINGO ANAL ARSE [expletive deleted] NAZI GOD DAMMIT GYPSY HELL CAMEL FUCKER ASS SHITSKIN KRAUT CRAP KAFFIR TURD CHAV FELLATIO TAFFY WIENER DAMN BALLS RAT'S ASS CROTCH POTTYMOUTH DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS OFF MY ASS DUNE COON PISS OFF MY ASS D'OH FELLATIO SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNT LAPPER DYKE BUGGER OFF FUCK ASSHOLE SHITPISSER LAKE TITICACA CHOAD ASSCRACK TITTIES BASTARD WANK CHICKEN SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BLESSED DAMN SAINT PISS OFF CHUFF PUSSY SEMEN BEAVER SLOPE ART METAL PRODUCTS PEEPEE SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FLAMING ASS BADGER PUNANI BASTARD DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT SHAKOPEE WANK DICK CHICKEN TIMBER NIGGER COCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BASTARD PUSSYLICKER BALLS DUMBASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? POMMIE GARBAGE DAY! BASTARD DAMN WETBACK KRAUT HORSE PENIS ASS GOD DAMN CHINK MONKEY BALLS PICKANINNY TWAT JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JUSTIN BIEBER SLOPE SHIT DOODIE HEAD LAKE TITICACA I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PRICK DAMNATION PUNANI BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE BASTARD CC PLZ SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT SHIT SOD FLYING FUCK SHIT JERRY CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER NORTH KOREA BEANER COCK PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JAP SHIT CHIGGER SHIT FUCKING A BOLLOCKS SHITFACE CUNT TACO FUCK A DUCK FUCK TITS HOSER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SEX WIGGER BOLLOCKS ASS FASCIST CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH DOG SHIT DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER LOLCAT POMMIE WIENER SHITTY BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING TITS & DICKS ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCKSMOKER LENS CRAFTERS FLYING FUCK INBRED WHORE CLEMEN WOP CLIT FUCKWIT ORGASM BLOWJOB SHITE BLOWJOB PISS OFF CHOAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! YUKY DOODY ANAL BOOBS RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YOU DOUCHING SMEG PISSHOLE FUCK YOU DICKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKTARD and with the FIST FUCK and his HELL of girraffes in which CUNTSWILLING while reading about SAND NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMMIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMMIT