Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TWAT'ORGASM'ARSE'JAP'BALLS'POLESMOKER'SUGAR Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder CHINK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITS & DICKS, sudden TAFFY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SCRATCH! GROUNDER! or FAGGOT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FELLATIO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN IT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACK ABRAMOFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK YOU BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SACRED utterFUCKance of socially DUMBASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WOODPECKERSHIT television programs to address DICKFACE Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is SHITHEAD not to be SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY confused with TURD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKWIT random MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-FELLATIO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FIRECROTCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POMMIE language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHOLE DUMBASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTBUCKET souvenir shoppes and massive BALLS quantities DONKEY PUNCHER of ANAL DIABETES SUGARTITS garbage.

Darnit.

A HEIL HITLER! Polite Note to the EXTRA LONG PENIS Author:

The FUCKTARD Tourette's UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! Research Institute was FUCKFACE founded to ASSFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUTTFUCKER article WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BATMAN & ROBIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TIT DIRT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOOBS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITHEAD Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can FOUR-EYES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the BUNG-HOLE bad side of a terrible FUCKTARD thing.
• The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKING FUCKFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL knee BALLS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SEX no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DEMOCRACY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? school for EMO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PRICK sufferers to become JAP manically depressed and DILDO commit PEARL NECKLACE suicide.
• There is no I AM CORNHOLIO! cure, and the GYPSY drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN IT tics often have adverse CAMEL JOCKEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LIMEY perodol" which caused my entire SHITFUCKER body to go CUNT numb and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD it is without the PIECE OF SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a TITTYWANK tourette syndrome BONER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAPE the HELLFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKSHITTER sorry for SAND NIGGER "hi-jacking" your PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELL this that really D'OH annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BORDER HOPPER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SEX, and making fun of a SOD horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YID time.

Best MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS ARTIST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. ASSFACE Regards to Andrew OSTRICH MY ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The BUTT-HOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can CHAV punch him if you O CANADA want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LIMEY saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DONKEY DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITS & DICKS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKSTAIN and RAT'S COCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BOOBIES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GYPSY BAND WITH 4 NECROPHILIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKER HORSE! TITS & DICKS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITS & DICKS'S HOUSE

How SHITTING DICK NIPPLES to NIGGER cure [expletive deleted] the CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's NIPPLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FAGGOT for FUCKER Tourette's GOAT DICK Syndrome FIRECROTCH is BRITNEY following BULLSHIT these TUBA rules PENIS ON A STICK in BALL SACK order:

• 1: Avoid HOLY DUMB FUCK immature JACKASS SHIT little LAKE TITICACA kids,
• 2: Count to DONKEY PUNCHER within HIV NEGATIVE 10 CAMEL JOCKEYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT DAMN IT FUCKFUCKFUCK nor COLGATE talk,
• 4: Tell ASSRAPING yourself you WANK don't FROG'S FAT ASS have COLGATE this INBRED disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRACKER WITH NASTY BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BONER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITS & DICKS last straw KAFFIR!

I fucking put JOHNNY' my comment at the TOP OF THE POMMIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JAP the TOP OF JACKASS THIS YOU WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFACE offensive. FRITZ. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JIGGABOO people who try DICK to battle SCRATCH! GROUNDER!'FUCKING JUMP! that tight-ass JACK ABRAMOFF 17-year-PUSSY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHENEY it now, but someone said BITCH' ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FLYING RAT'S ASS'CHRISTHUMPER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HITLER is a laughing JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS matter. Plus there ALF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BLESSED DAMN SAINT Uncyclopedia, there are CC PLZ articles WOODPECKERSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COON stuff. So HOMO that means ASS stop getting mad at the ASSHAT first part too and DUMBASS talking about the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA letter that it's CUNNILINGUS mocking (what PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT letter? I don't even know what BRITNEY the heck you're talking about). Adrian SEMEN hi self ARSEBADGERS even made a really CHINK good point. "It's CUNT nothing more CANNED QUOTE from a head nod to a INBRED knee tick". BASTARD. Which I'll add OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't OH SHI– suffer that MICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TAFFY be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on FRITZ Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASS be offended, don't read NIGNOG the freaking CHIGGER article anyway.

MAMA MIA ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK OFF HORSE PENIS PUSSYLICKER BULLSHIT FUCKER WEHATEMARIO ASSHAT INCEST

ASS FUCKTARD FUCKFACE DOUCHING FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY LET'S SHIT NEGRO FUCKTARD ASS LICKER NIGGER QUEEF [expletive deleted] BUTT-HOLE BULLCRAP RAPE ASSWIPE ARSE MONKEY BALLS SHITFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITSLINGING DOODIE HEAD BUTT PIRATE WIENER CLUSTERFUCK COCK SUITCASE PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD MASTURBATION FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITSLIDE JUSTIN BIEBER HO BITCH FAG BASTARD JACK OFF PAKI POLAK CHICKEN SHIT DAGO CHOAD KISSER BENCH PRESS SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER REDNECK ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES COCKSUCKER HOCKEY GOBSHITE YOU WANKER NAZI FUCK YOU JAP BUGGER OFF MOSES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JERK OFF PENISBIRD SCROTUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD SHITHEAD THONG TASTER SHITSKIN PRICK FROG suck my mothers FRIG MALL SANTA FUCKSTAIN FUCKER FUCKER CHENEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JENKEM I WILL END YOU! DOUCHING TRANNY PISS ARTIST WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHIT SHITFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKTARD DAMN BUKKAKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PEEPEE BLUMPKIN PENIS INBRED TITMOUSE CLEMEN GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK PISSHOLE FUCKING PENIS ON A BUN SHIT SHITSLINGING MR WINKLER IS GAY FUCKWIT VAGINA SHIT ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BULLSHIT FEMADOM BOOBS FUCK OFF MALARKY FUCK PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE FROG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CRAP SEMEN SUCK MY DICK TITS DICKLICK DOG SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT CUNT BAT FUCK INSANE MOSES ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH BITCH SHITTY ASSWIPE DUMBASS SHIT BOLLOCKS CHIGGER DICK RAT'S COCK FRITZ PRICK SHIT DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS DONGSHOVER FAG ASS FASCIST GENITALIA PICKANINNY CUNT KIKE CLUSTERFUCK BORDER HOPPER TITS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RHODESIA WIENER TONY LA RUSSA CUNTSWILLING BELLEND BUTT-HOLE ASS GOD DAMN CUNT REDSKIN EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSFACE TITWANK ASSHAT GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT POLAK CHICKEN SHIT FAGGOT SHITHEAD NIGGER TITS FUDGEPACKER NI CHIGGER FEWMETS CUNT POLACK DAMN IT WIENER CUNT FIST FUCK GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF FLYING FUCK BIGNOSE WIKIPEDIA SHIT CUNTRAG PRICK ASSWIPE BUGGER OFF SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS OFF FRITZ SOD OFF SHITE BUTT PIRATE WANK DAMN SHITSLINGING DAMN PENIS FUCKFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BITCH CONDOMS SHITFACE WOODPECKERSHIT ANAL FUCK BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF ORGASM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BIG FOOT CUNT TWAT PENIS FUCKBAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SMEG BIRD SHIT FEWMETS GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RANDY TRAVIS REBECCA BLACK DUMBASS FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT FUCK TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKER LIMEY DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER 666 CUNT VAGINA BOB SAGET ASS ASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HELL TRANNY SEMEN WHITE POWER SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSWIPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POLAK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN TENTACLE RAPE PRICK MOCCASINS YOU WANKER BALL SACK FOUR-EYES ASSHOLE CUNTING ASSCRACK NAZI RAT'S COCK CECIL JOHN RHODES BITCH DAMN RAT'S COCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS DIPSHIT BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMN WETBACK ASSHOLE DUMBASS TITTYWANK MASTURBATION ASS PUSSY BIRD IN THE HOUSE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK TWAT ALEX TREBEK EMO TOTAL MALARKY FRAK CLUSTERFUCK GANGBANG BEAVER GOAT DICK SCROTUM HENTAI PEDOPHILIA TESTICLE CHOKE TITS & DICKS TOTAL FUCKHEAD DAMMIT BITCH BALL SACK CHING CHONG CHINK OH SHI– ASSHOLE SNUFF PORN 666 DICKFACE ASSCRACK NEGRO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FROG'S FAT ASS WOP CHOAD GOD DAMMIT FUCK SAND NIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOBSHITE COMMUNIST DILDO BLUMPKIN PEDOPHILIA FRED PHELPS BUGFUCK PIG FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH BUKKAKE HORSE SHIT BULLCRAP COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSHAT POLAK MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK BELLEND SHITPISSER CLEVELAND STEAMER UIGURS DICK SHIT JACKASS GOOK [expletive deleted] SHIT CUNNILINGUS BUGGER OFF DIPSHIT BIGNOSE WANK PISS ARTIST DAMN IT FUCKHEAD BLUMPKIN COCKSUCKER CRAPMUNCHER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICK IN A BOX FUCKER ARSEBADGERS DONKEY DICK CHINK ASS BANGKOK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMMIT ASS DAMMIT DUMBASS SHITE SHITSLINGING COCKSUCKER REDSKIN DAMNATION WANKSPLAT OH SHI– GOOK ASSWIPE BLOWJOB ASSHAT ASSFACE SHITSLINGING I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE VAGINA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM O CANADA BITCH BIGNOSE ABO DOUCHE DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NIPPLES FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA SON OF A BITCH NIHILISM VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHE SHITFUCKER FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK SHAKOPEE ASSHAT CHOAD HELL FUCKWIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT SHITTY BOB SAGET BUTT PIRATE PAKI MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT CRACKER I WILL KILL YOU! FOUR-EYES CUNT LOGJAMMER VAGINA TACO MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY LENS CRAFTERS TITMOUSE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PEDOPHILIA BUTT PIRATE TWAT FUCKING A SHITBALLS CUNNILINGUS SON OF A BITCH SHITTY MALARKY JERK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY CUNT GREASER CUNT BITCH CUNT ASSFACE SEX SHITE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FRAK NECROPHILIA DOG SHIT ASSHAT WINDOWS VISTA NICARAGUA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SON OF A BITCH FELCHING WANK FUCKBAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOD DAMN SUCK MY COCK NI FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE PIG I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SHITTY LET'S SHIT BUTTFUCKER CRAPFUCKER CUNNILINGUS TWAT GOOK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN ASSFACE JOHNNY FUCKFACE ARSE BULLSHIT DILDO TOSSER CHRISTHUMPER BITCH FAGGOT ASSHOLE GENITALIA COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD EMO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUGFUCK GOBSHITE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK PISS WIGGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DUMBASS COON SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT KIKE DIPSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITSKIN DOG SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF ASSWIPE NIGGER CRACKER WANKSPLAT SHITE POWERSHIT INBRED CAPTAIN CRUNCH TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKHEAD DOODIE HEAD CARPET MUNCHER NIGGER TITS COCK HELL MICK CHALICE SCUMBAG PORCUPINE'S BALLS SEX SHITTY GOD DAMN BIGNOSE LET'S SHIT BELGIUM BUTTFUCKER BITCH POOPOO FUCKING BATHING SUIT AREA HENTAI GREASER FUCKHEAD ANUSCAKE BORDER HOPPER HELL SHITPISSER CLIT SCUMBUCKET BLOWJOB POLACK SHITSLINGING CHOAD KISSER FROG'S FAT ASS SEX HO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNTSWILLING CUNTYMINTS GRAPE PENIS RAPE CRAP ON A STICK DAMNATION SCROTUM SEMPRINI SHIT WHORE FELLATIO WANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I WILL KILL YOU! PORCH MONKEY INCEST CUNNILINGUS SHITFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER FRITZ SCUMBUCKET HOLY DUMB FUCK POMMIE FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BELGIUM BITCH JAP I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK PIGFUCKER GOD DAMMIT CHAV PRICK SHITFUCKER FUCKER INBRED WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN TAFFY SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITHEAD BELGIUM FLAMING ASS BADGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TWAT RAPE TOWELHEAD DICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MOTHERFUCKER TONY LA RUSSA POMMIE LAKE TITICACA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOBSHITE SLOPE ASS DOG SHIT FUCK A DUCK COCK FUCKING A BOB SAGET SHIT SMEG LAKE TITICACA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAPPY SHIT SHITTY RAGHEAD DICK BITCH SHITFACE PICKANINNY JAP WANKER SCUMBAG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHAT DOUCHE NAZI BONER YID SHITHEAD BUKKAKE SON OF A BITCH MORGAN TSVANGIRAI TWAT JACK OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POO POO BLOWJOB RAGHEAD BUGGER OFF FRENCH TICKLER PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT BONG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BONER DOUCHEBAG CUNT IT'S OVER 9000! ASSHOLE LICK PUSSY FIRECROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK [Insert swear here] BLUMPKIN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER JIGGABOO FUCKFACE POMMIE BITCH ARSEBADGERS DOUCHE JUSTIN BIEBER RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY ASS LGBT RIGHTS COLGATE GOD DAMMIT EPIDIDYMIS DICK IN A BOX SPUNK DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT CUNT ASSCRACK WANK SON OF A BITCH HORSE SHIT DOG FUCKER FELCHMONKEY BRITNEY GENITALIA BIRD SHIT BASTARD FELCHING ASSHOLE SHITE DAMN CLUSTERFUCK SHITE DAMN BOON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MONKEY SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SON OF A BITCH WHORE SEX TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS SAGGY TITS CUNT ASSHOLE ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER HORSE PENIS I WILL KILL YOU! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN IT WALRUS SHIT DICKLICK CLIT CHUFF BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT FUCKER PAKI MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! TAMPONS I RAPE WALRUSES! GRINGO MARGARET THATCHER FUCK PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! ASSFACE ANAL PISS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITSKIN BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POMMIE DICKHEAD NIGGER DOUCHE DONKEY DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK BLOWJOB CHIGGER CLIT SEMEN CHIGGER CUNT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TIT SPRINKLES BASTARD POOPY GENITALIA CARPET MUNCHER CHOAD PECKERHEAD ASSBANDIT FAG CUM TITS PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS DOG SHIT NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ANAL BEAVER ASSRAPING FUCKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN CUNT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TAMPONS PUNANI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NORTH KOREA NIGGER DAMN NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! CHOAD KISSER PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER PISS AMERICA ONLINE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN JACKASS TAMPON IN MY ASS FRAK FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH KIDDY FIDDLER TWAT ASSCRACK SEX GARBAGE DAY! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASS BITCH ASSWIPE DICKWAD INBRED CUNNILINGUS MASTURBATION I'LL RAPE YOU INCEST SHITPISSER SHITFUCKER ORGASM JERRY FUCK A DUCK PUNANI BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT ASSHOLE BITCH CUNTRAG HADJI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS LOGJAMMER RAT'S ASS CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOUCHING CHINK JIGGABOO POLAK TOWELHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! YOU WANKER FUCKING JUMP! VAGINA FUCKER FUCK DAMN IT WEHATEMARIO JOHN ELWAY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS LET'S SHIT SHIT TITWANK FUCKBAG BASTARD MALL SANTA ASS LICKER WOODPECKERSHIT SEX FELCHING TWISTY VAGINA DAMN RHODESIA TWAT PISS UP MY ARSE PENISPENISPENIS!!! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NI GIVING HEAD BITCH SLOPE BOB SAGET AY-AY-AY DICK CHICKEN POMMIE ASSWIPE BOOBS FUCKER SHIT WALRUS SHIT ASSHOLE HELLFUCKER TWAT BUTT-HEAD AY-AY-AY DONKEY DICK BORDER HOPPER SNUFF PORN BRITNEY BUNG-HOLE PENIS ON A BUN HELL NIPPLES ORGASM BELLEND FUCK QUEEF BITCH DUMBASS SEX NIGGER TITS HAIL SATAN! BASTARD NICARAGUA ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER CRAPPY ASSCRACK DOODIE HEAD RANDY TRAVIS DICKHEAD MICK SCROTUM CLIT COON GOD DAMN SHITBALLS DAMN BELGIUM CUNT AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S ASS MAMA MIA FUCKING ROSIE O'DONNELL BLUE PENIS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT MOCCASINS JERK OFF AUTOFELLATIO ASS BORDER HOPPER GO COUNT YOUR DICK SAND NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SOD SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER INJUN PORCH MONKEY SHITHEAD CUNT BALLS CONAN O'BRIAN GYPSY GRINGO ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BORDER HOPPER SHITE DOODIE HEAD TITTYWANK CUNT HAIL SATAN! CLUSTERFUCK WIENER FLUFFY CLOUD BITCH YOGHURT CANNON SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? TUBA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS ARTIST ASSRAMMER NEGRO PENIS WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FUCKHEAD WIKIPEDIA DICKLICK FRITZ JESSE McCARTNEY I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD BOOBS FEWMETS MALARKY RAT'S COCK SAGGY TITS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MACACA TITTYWANK POLESMOKER ARSE DIPSHIT SHITFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! HELL FUCKSTAIN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK CRAP SLOPE OSTRICH MY ASS FELCHING VAGINA GANGBANG CLEVELAND STEAMER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKSTAIN COCKSHITTER BONG FUCKHEAD BITCH FELCHING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUGGER OFF and with the DAMN and his TIMBER NIGGER of girraffes in which WANK while reading about JESSE McCARTNEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BULLSHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HELL