Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITSLINGING'COON'I RAPE WALRUSES!'WIKIPEDIA'UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!!'PISS UP MY ARSE'NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS ARTIST neurochemical FUCK disorder JACK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING A, sudden AUTOFELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PAKI or TITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CAPITALISM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BIG FOOT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA LIMEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WOMEN'S RIGHTS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOON utterFUCKance of socially ASSFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NEGRO television programs to address BONG Tourette's syndrome.

ALF Tourette's is FUCK not to be NIGGER TITS confused with CUNTSWILLING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMNATION chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHICKEN FRIES random GENITALIA disorientation, culturally-SUGARTITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMMIT language, GOOK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NEGRO TITS & DICKS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHE souvenir shoppes and massive DICKFACE quantities DICKFACE of ANAL DIABETES SHITFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A PEDOPHILIA Polite Note to the WIENER Author:

The DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette's CUNT LAPPER Research Institute was POTTYMOUTH founded to FUCKTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YOUR MOM article TWAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOUCHING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GO HOME AND DIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PENISBIRD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Tourrette's sufferers TURD swear. You can I WILL KILL YOU! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANKER TV, for always focusing on the ORGASM bad side of a terrible TITMOUSE thing.
• The main BUTTFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! knee FAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SUCK A BIG DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PIG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMMIT school for BUTTFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GRINGO sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and CRAPMUNCHER commit CHAV suicide.
• There is no SHITFACE cure, and the DICKLICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SAND NIGGER tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHAT perodol" which caused my entire SEX body to go DICK numb and PECKERHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSEBADGERS it is without the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! drug.

I am an active member of a LIMEY tourette syndrome GOD DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANK the FIRECROTCH public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TOSSER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SCROTUM sorry for SPRINKLES "hi-jacking" your SPIC entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BIGNOSE this that really YOU WANKER annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITSKIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PAKI, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) MICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ANAL time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. NECROPHILIA Regards to Andrew ARSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The BOYCOTT VIACOM! bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITHEAD punch him if you COCK want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BIGNOSE saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKING A Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICKHEAD and CHUFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CAPTAIN CRUNCH BAND WITH 4 CHICKEN FRIES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSWIPE HORSE! FUCKING A IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING A'S HOUSE

How NECROPHILIA to YOU WANKER cure ASS the FUCK Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PAKI for BITCH Tourette's SNUFF PORN Syndrome SHITFUCKER is MOCKIE following GOOK these GANGBANG rules RAT'S ASS in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid BELGIUM immature BAD MOTHERFUCKER little PISS OFF kids,
• 2: Count to MAMA MIA within GANGBANG 10 FLYING FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BONG WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS CUNT nor GOD DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN yourself you IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD don't SHIT have FRITZ this CLIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKFACE WITH NASTY SEX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITCOCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKING A last straw SHITE!

I fucking put CHOAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE REDSKIN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITS the TOP OF I'LL RAPE YOU THIS FUCKWIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be I WILL KILL YOU! offensive. D'OH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HOLY DUMB FUCK people who try ASSHAT to battle HO'GOOK that tight-ass SHITSLIDE 17-year-FUCKING FUCKFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFACE it now, but someone said CLIT' SACRED RUSKIE'JACK ABRAMOFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKWIT is a laughing CRAPMUNCHER matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JACK OFF Uncyclopedia, there are SHITTY articles CLEVELAND STEAMER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA stuff. So FLYING FUCK that means FELCHING stop getting mad at the WANK first part too and BITCH talking about the MOCCASINS letter that it's FUCKING A mocking (what GOATSE letter? I don't even know what DICK IN A BOX the heck you're talking about). Adrian DUMBASS hi self PEDOPHILIA even made a really DICKHEAD good point. "It's POOPY nothing more PISS OFF from a head nod to a FEMADOM knee tick". FLYING RAT'S ASS. Which I'll add CHRIS CHAN onto SHITBALLS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITHEAD suffer that PENIS ON A STICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICKFACE be, because if I were a BENSON SUCKS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ARSEBADGERS hilarious. If you FAG Want facts, go on FENCE JUMPER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FRENCH TICKLER be offended, don't read RAT'S COCK the freaking IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD article anyway.

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS OFF HAIL SATAN! FLYING FUCK TITWANK BUGGER OFF SMEG MASTURBATION CUNT HORSE PENIS

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FUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHE NAZI WANKSPLAT FUCK SHITSLINGING THONG TASTER SPANK THE MONKEY FIST FUCK HELL MOTHERFUCKER FEWMETS DOG SHIT FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD COON PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER MICK FUCK ASSHAT DUMBASS ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKHEAD DYKE SHIT D'OH PENIS SOD DOUCHING RECTUM RAIDER [expletive deleted] WINDOWS VISTA TWAT GRIS FRAK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY NICARAGUA SHITE AUTOFELLATIO RAGHEAD SEMEN ALEX TREBEK SOD OFF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK SIGMUND FREUD ASSHOLE FUCKFUCKFUCK TOWELHEAD BUTTFUCKER SHIT WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS WANKER SHITFUCKER PIG TITS & DICKS PISS CHOAD SCUMBAG HOT GRITS JAP BELLEND ASSHOLE SCUMBAG POMMIE LIMEY DICKFACE DOUCHEBAG DAMNATION WANKSPLAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS SHIT MOLDY TITS FUCKHEAD BOLLOCKS HEIL HITLER! TWAT TACO MONKEY BALLS SHITE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WANKER BUKKAKE BOOBS WOMEN'S RIGHTS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DUMBASS TWAT RAT'S ASS HOT GRITS RAGHEAD BOOBIES HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTTFUCKER TITS & DICKS BOB SAGET PISSHOLE YOU WANKER ARSEBADGERS HOSER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HORSE SHIT GOATSE D'OH TUBA JERRY SHITE BALL SACK RAT'S ASS RUSKIE [EXPLETIVE] HOMO WANK BUGGER COON CUM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TACO DICK TITS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CC PLZ SHIT CUNT FUCK GOD DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMN DOUCHEBAG SOD CAMEL FUCKER ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FENCE JUMPER BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA SPICY CUNT FUCK suck my mothers TACO NAZI RAPE 666 NIGGER WANK JACKASS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE NAZI WIENER SHAKOPEE DOUCHING SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES INBRED JOHNNY CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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BELGIUM JIZZ COCK TWAT CARPET MUNCHER TITS & DICKS SHITE FUCKBAG JACKASS SHIT NAZI YOU WANKER FUCK FELLATIO HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST BASTARD COCKGOBLIN MOCCASINS GENITALIA WOODPECKERSHIT CRAPFUCKER SHITFUCKER TITTIES GENITALIA ASSRAMMER DONALD RUMSFELD GYPSY DARTH VADER SPUNK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PRICK WANKER CUNNILINGUS BUDDHISM DAMMIT BLUE PENIS! FRIG RAT'S ASS BOOBIES RAGHEAD ASS BOOBS TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER ARSE FUCK OFF TITS INBRED SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH REDSKIN BENSON SUCKS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HOSER ASSHAT MARCH OF FLAMES CHIGGER RUSKIE YID MALARKY SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE CROTCH BUKKAKE BULLSHIT FRITZ ASS PISS OFF SHITTY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BUGFUCK BANGKOK EMO CUNT PISS DAMN CUNT RUSKIE DAMN IT MARGARET THATCHER LET'S SHIT FAGGOT CONAN O'BRIAN LET'S SHIT CLEMEN FUCK DICK PISS ARTIST NIGGER COCK HAIL SATAN! SUCK A BIG DICK SHITCOCK FUCKWIT NEGRO SON OF A BITCH SHITE CLEMEN WANK DAMN IT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER YOUR MOM HELL DAGO BUTTFUCKER GRINGO MALARKY FUCKTARD EPIDIDYMIS NIGNOG PORCH MONKEY CRACKER BALLS CAMEL FUCKER RICK MORANIS SMEG FLYING FUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS CRAPMUNCHER I WILL KILL YOU! NIPPLES CHICKEN SHIT WANK BONER BOOBIES NIGGER RAGHEAD MALL SANTA ORGASM GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DICKFACE CONSENSUS TITS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BASTARD BENSON SUCKS DICKFACE BITCH TWAT JACKASS SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK STRAWBERRY ASS BALL SACK TITTIES ASS PENIS ON A BUN SHITHEAD SHITFACE DAMN HELLFIRE FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA PISS GIVING HEAD JAP WANKSPLAT FUCKTARD FRIG YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT I WILL END YOU! 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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NI and with the CUNT and his SCUMBAG of girraffes in which CHING CHONG CHINK while reading about NAZI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CONAN O'BRIAN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUTTFUCKER