Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's INBRED'FUCKBAG'WIENER'JIGGABOO'FLYING FUCK'MILF'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder JACKASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WETBACK, sudden INCEST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOP or TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BENSON SUCKS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WINDOWS VISTA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCROTUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WHORE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SLOPE SPUNK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! utterFUCKance of socially KAFFIR objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address PENISPENISPENIS!!! Tourette's syndrome.

DAGO Tourette's is PISS not to be AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI confused with NECROPHILIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER random SHITSLINGING disorientation, culturally-SACRED-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LIKE FATHER LIKE SON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BELLEND language, GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ANAL DIABETES souvenir shoppes and massive DOUCHETITS quantities FUCK OFF of ANAL DIABETES MALARKY garbage.

Darnit.

A RAT'S ASS Polite Note to the CHOAD Author:

The WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Tourette's PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! Research Institute was FROG'S FAT ASS founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BATHING SUIT AREA article PUNANI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WIENER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WOMEN'S RIGHTS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PECKERHEAD Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the POOPY bad side of a terrible BUTT-HEAD thing.
• The main RAT'S COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGGER TITS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITCOCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FELLATIO knee CHINK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is REDSKIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITSLINGING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PECKERHEAD school for BATHING SUIT AREA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become ASS FASCIST manically depressed and MARGARET THATCHER commit DAMN IT suicide.
• There is no POMMIE cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHAT tics often have adverse PENIS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTT PIRATE perodol" which caused my entire BEAVER body to go FUCK numb and BIRD SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING BASEBALL it is without the FROG'S FAT ASS drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING BASEBALL tourette syndrome JACK OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! the CHICKEN SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "D'OH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRAPPY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WETBACK sorry for VENEREAL DISEASE "hi-jacking" your SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TOSSER this that really BOOBS annoys me. I am working towards a FLYING FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DONGSHOVER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a TIMBER NIGGER horrible disorder is (not) DONKEY DICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TWO-INCH PENIS time.

Best SPIC regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AAAAAAAAA! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BELGIUM Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries KENNY leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen

P.S. FEWMETS Regards to Andrew YID Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The SHITE bastard who wrote this article. You can CROTCH punch him if you HELLFIRE want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUKKAKE saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my PORCH MONKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WETBACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMMIT and DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SOD OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MICK BAND WITH 4 PORCUPINE'S BALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITSLINGING HORSE! WETBACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WETBACK'S HOUSE

How SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH to FLYING FUCK cure FUCK OFF the STEVE BALLMER Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COLGATE for SHITE Tourette's MARCH OF FLAMES Syndrome FLAMING ASS BADGER is FREE ELECTIONS following PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT these CLEMEN rules BUTT-FOR-BRAINS in FUCKSTAIN order:

• 1: Avoid WIGGER immature ASS little IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

kids,

• 2: Count to SHIT within PRICK 10 SHAKOPEEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DONKEY DICK PISS RUSTY TROMBONE nor AMERICA ONLINE talk,
• 4: Tell FRENCH TICKLER yourself you FUCKWIT don't ANAL have FRENCH TICKLER this I'LL RAPE YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BIRD SHIT WITH NASTY SHITFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NEGRO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WETBACK last straw MALARKY!

I fucking put GOD DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN the TOP OF INBRED THIS FELCHING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ANUSCAKE offensive. FUCKING A. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKHEAD people who try FUCK to battle BULLSHIT'TWAT that tight-ass NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 17-year-PORCUPINE'S BALLS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MY ANUS IS BLEEDING it now, but someone said INCEST' DICKFACE SMEG'BLUMPKIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing RAT'S ASS matter. Plus there FAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BULLCRAP Uncyclopedia, there are DIPSHIT articles SHITCOCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOG SHIT stuff. So JACKASS that means INCEST stop getting mad at the BITCH first part too and NIPPLES talking about the DUMBASS letter that it's ASSFACE mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what INJUN the heck you're talking about). Adrian AMERICAN SPELLING hi self FUCKFACE even made a really OSTRICH MY ASS good point. "It's WIKIPEDIA nothing more DOG SHIT from a head nod to a BASTARD knee tick". SHITFACE. Which I'll add RAT'S COCK onto CLUSTERFUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HADJI be, because if I were a GO HOME AND DIE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICK hilarious. If you BUTT-HOLE Want facts, go on DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll KNOBJOCKEY be offended, don't read FLYING FUCK the freaking KITTENS article anyway.

PUNANI CHOAD JERK OFF HONKY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICKLICK GYPSY CUM DAMN ASSHAT

FAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLEMEN CHICKEN SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! ARSE BELLEND BOON TWISTY VAGINA ASS CHAV YOGHURT CANNON POTTYMOUTH WHORE BUKKAKE RAT'S COCK CRAPPY SHIT FUCKER CUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES AUTOFELLATIO PICKANINNY 666 FUCK NUGGET FAG CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNTBUCKET TWAT DIPSHIT MAMA MIA FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKING BASEBALL DAGO AAAAAAAAA! VAGINA BOLLOCKS BITCH FRAK DILDO BIG FOOT NIGGER BORDER HOPPER ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER BOLLOCKS JERRY ASSHAT ANUSCAKE NIPPLES NEGRO BUGFUCK TITS & DICKS SHITFACE CROTCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING JUMP! SHITHEAD FUCK AY-AY-AY BASTARD JAP DAMN GENITALIA PUSSY VAGINA SHITE SHAKOPEE TWAT CHIGGER TWAT COCK DILDO JAP GRINGO JAP SHITE FUCKBAG BELLEND RAT'S ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HO HORSE SHIT BITCH DAMN IT JUSTIN BIEBER HELL BULLSHIT FUCKFACE HATE HATE HAT JESSE McCARTNEY SHITTY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TAMPONS SHIT BORDER HOPPER HORSE SHIT FUCKER GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT BASTARD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK pen0r SHITSKIN FUCKFUCKFUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK YOU PECKERHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PRICK RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT CUNT CHENEY SOD OFF WANK SHITTY YOU WANKER MICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PISS UP MY ARSE TITS & DICKS GENITALIA COCKSMOKER FIST FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK JACK OFF FELCHING THIS IS SPARTA! DOUCHING STRAWBERRY ASS YID CUM NIPPLES LAKE TITICACA INCEST SEMEN AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT RUSKIE BASTARD FUCKER suck my mothers YOU WANKER BRITNEY BULLSHIT BITCH DYKE PISS ARTIST HO UNICORNS AY-AY-AY TOWELHEAD SCUMBAG BOOBS WETBACK BASTARD BASTARD SHIT JIZZ JUNGLE BUNNY PRICK ARSE ASS EMO MOLDY TITS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASS WETBACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BALLS FUCKING FUCK OFF FRAK SHITFACE JERRY PENIS DONGSHOVER THIS IS SPARTA! MONKEY'S UNCLE PISS ARTIST TWO-INCH PENIS JUSTIN BIEBER CHING CHONG CHINK FAGGOT BULLCRAP AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE TIT DIRT DICK CHICKEN FUCKING A SHITCOCK DOODIE HEAD CLEMEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON DOG FUCKER FUCK A DUCK RAT'S COCK FUCK FELCHING CLIT ASSCRACK GOBSHITE NIGGER FUCK NUGGET INJUN PENIS DICKFACE BUDDHIST MONK FUCKER DICKHEAD CHOAD FOUR-EYES PICKANINNY SHITHEAD SHITFACE SHITBALLS DONKEY DICK SPANK THE MONKEY NIGNOG DOG SHIT MALARKY FUCK A DUCK POKÉMON SCUMBAG DILDO MALL SANTA ASSBANDIT FUCK GRINGO GOD DAMMIT FUCKING BASEBALL TWAT HELL FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FUCKING FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE BUNG-HOLE PIECE OF SHIT PAGE BLANKING CONAN O'BRIAN JACKASS SHIT BALLS DOUCHE TAFFY TITS & DICKS BITCH DAMN IT FUCKING A IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU GRINGO ASSCRACK COCKSMOKER PENIS GYPSY COON SEMEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH BEAVER KIKE PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! WILLY WONKA BOON DICK CHICKEN RECTUM RAIDER SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK TURD 4CHAN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BASTARD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TITWANK TAMPONS FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT BUTTFUCKER AY-AY-AY RAT'S COCK HIGH WAGES FAG SHITHEAD MILF SHIT FUCK TWAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT FUCKFACE BASTARD BUTTFUCKER SCUMBUCKET DAMN [EXPLETIVE] I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER YOU WANKER BULLCRAP RAPE EPIDIDYMIS ANAL BULLSHIT JACKASS KIKE ASSCRACK BASTARD TITS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PRICK FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSHAT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SEX KRAUT FUCKING SNUFF PORN SHITFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK DOUCHETITS NICARAGUA DONKEY DICK FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DAMN IT CHIGGER FUDGEPACKER BITCH DICKHEAD suck my mothers PUSSY FEMADOM DOUCHE BAD MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY FUCKER FUCKFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHIGGER BENCH PRESS NEGRO TITS CHRISTHUMPER WIKIPEDIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH ASS BUTT PIRATE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING SNUFF PORN CUNT FROG WHORE PEARL NECKLACE JACK OFF CHOAD KISSER SHITE SHITSKIN JACKASS SHIT DAMN FUCKFACE ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS MILF PIG FUCKING DICK IN A BOX PISS BONER POO POO BLOWJOB SON OF A BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER FAG HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK DOG SHIT CLIT CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER YOU WANKER BULLSHIT SCUMBAG NECROPHILIA MASTURBATION HEIL HITLER! DICKHEAD SHIT FUCK YOU TITTIES TOURETTE'S IS FUN TOWELHEAD SHITTY I RAPE WALRUSES! WANKSPLAT NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS D'OH VENEREAL DISEASE YOUR MOM SHITE FUCKSTAIN BITCH BIRD SHIT MOCCASINS BASTARD DIPSHIT WIENER DICK CHICKEN SHITFUCKER DAMN IT COCKSMOKER RAT'S ASS ASSHAT NAZI SHITFUCKER POOPY DICK AUTOFELLATIO FOUR-EYES CHRISTHUMPER CLIT POWERSHIT INBRED BITCH JIGGABOO YOU WANKER MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! STRAWBERRY ASS CHRISTHUMPER I WILL KILL YOU! DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER O KURWA! FUCKER WANK MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY ANAL DIABETES ORGASM PUNANI FUCKING A JIZZ JACK OFF TITTYWANK FUCKHEAD PISS OFF PISS DAGO ASSRAMMER BUKKAKE CRAPPY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD CUNT DICKWAD SIGMUND FREUD JUNGLE BUNNY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SLOPE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKTARD BUNG-HOLE BUKKAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JUNGLE BUNNY CUM BITCH BUKKAKE SAND NIGGER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SEX WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? TWAT TWAT SEMEN CHENEY TITS MALARKY TWAT TAMPONS JACKASS LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER TAFFY GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT SHITCUNTING SAND NIGGER GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK GRINGO NIGGER SHITFACE SHITTY COCKSMOKER BITCH FELLATIO DARTH VADER POWERSHIT WETBACK NAZI HO HO ASSHAT FUCK SHITSLINGING D'OH DILDO POLACK PECKERHEAD WIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON LIMEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON JACKASS NIGGER NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER PIECE OF SHIT TITS BEAVER DICKHEAD COCKSUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK CLUSTERFUCK BULLCRAP GOD DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE TWAT DIPSHIT NIPPLES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNTRAG ASS DICKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX INBRED COCKGOBLIN DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER SHITE FRIG WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKTARD FUCKING A ASS BALL SACK FUCKWIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PAKI RAGHEAD BASTARD BOYCOTT VIACOM! DUMBASS SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLACK DAMN ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSFACE BITCH JIGGABOO SHITE BUTTFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY CLIT SHITE TWAT RAPE CHOAD FUCKING TITTYWANK CUNT CHIGGER TITTIES PEARL NECKLACE JIGGABOO PISS ARTIST HOSER BUGGER ASSHAT CRAPPY DARTH VADER DAMN ASSHOLE CHINK BULLCRAP FUCKING FUDGEPACKER MILF DICK POMMIE SEMPRINI DAMMIT ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK BITCH BOOBIES ANUSCAKE CHIGGER DAMN EPIDIDYMIS DUNE COON VILLAGE DUMP DAMMIT PISS OFF MY ASS NIGNOG TWAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT NIGGER FLYING FUCK ORGASM ASSRAMMER ASS LICKER GOOK SMEG TWAT BELGIUM DAMMIT SHIT JIGGABOO WANKSPLAT BASTARD CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT DOUCHE NAZI TUBA ARSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE JACKASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS FELCHING SHITSKIN DONGSHOVER FELCHING I RAPE WALRUSES! TACO INDIA HAS NUKES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD DUNE COON FUCK ASS WANKER WIGGER HELL ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH RICK MORANIS WANK PIG CUNTRAG SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY FUCKHEAD COCK SHITCUNTING KRAUT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS FASCIST PRICK DUMBASS FLAMING ASS BADGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PIG EPIDIDYMIS PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT WIENER DAMN JACKASS GOD DAMN MOLDY TITS TRANNY FUCK OFF PRICK WANK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ANAL BUTTFUCKER TITS MOLDY TITS TOSSER DIPSHIT TWAT WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ VENEREAL DISEASE CRAP NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SLOPE BITCH DICKHEAD SEX BOLLOCKS DICKFACE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITHEAD ASS FASCIST HAIL SATAN! MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKER CHINK COCKGOBLIN FUCKER GREASER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAGO NECROPHILIA CUNNILINGUS INJUN BRUSH MA TEETH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SNUFF PORN CUNT ANAL DIABETES INBRED RAT'S ASS FUCKING CUNT NIGGER JAP WANK VAGINA MASTURBATION NAZI ANAL DIABETES BOLLOCKS BUKKAKE GANGBANG LET'S SHIT BUTTFUCKER SOD OFF GRINGO CROTCH CHOAD [EXPLETIVE] SHITCOCK RICK MORANIS TITTIES BITCH BASTARD JERK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SLOPE BEAVER PISS ARTIST ORGASM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HEIL HITLER! KAFFIR DUMBASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING TONY LA RUSSA FUCK YOU CHINK CHICKEN SHIT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ARSE JUSTIN BIEBER MASTURBATION PORCH MONKEY AUTOFELLATIO HELL GOD BLESS AMERICA JACK OFF HOSER WANK PISS FUCKTARD REDNECK SHITFACE SHIT CANNED QUOTE EPIDIDYMIS CUNNILINGUS HO NICARAGUA BITCH JACKASS DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHETITS TITS BLOWJOB HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITCOCK PENIS I WILL KILL YOU! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA O CANADA WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! NIGGER GOOK PISS OFF TIMBER NIGGER DICKLICK REBECCA BLACK CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER PENIS ON A STICK ASSFACE PICKANINNY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT BULLCRAP RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU YOUR MOM All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER CUNTBUCKET BITCH BONG FUCKSTAIN POLESMOKER PISS ASSWIPE INJUN HELL RAT'S ASS CUNTSWILLING FUCKING TRANNY ASS CHING CHONG CHINK NEGRO ASS WINDOWS VISTA TITS & DICKS TAMPONS NI FENCE JUMPER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PAKI SHITSLINGING BALLS BALLS DILDO HELL BALLS DONKEY DICK PEARL NECKLACE HOMO PIG BITCH HELL COCK CHIGGER POOPY CHINK JACK ABRAMOFF TONY LA RUSSA ORGASM SPIC NIGGER CUNT ASSFACE VAGINA COMMUNIST DILDO JACKASS WEHATEMARIO MICK JIGGABOO TITS & DICKS DICKFACE HELL CROTCH GRIS ASS TITTIES JESSE McCARTNEY PISS OFF ASSWIPE FUCKING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WIENER POLAK ABO SPIC POOPOO FUCKING THIS IS SPARTA! TWISTY VAGINA FUCKWIT PENIS POTTYMOUTH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HOSER CUNT DICK JIZZ ASS BASTARD DICK IN A BOX JESSE McCARTNEY JACK ABRAMOFF SHITSLINGING FUCK TITTYWANK BULLSHIT FIRECROTCH FUCKER FENCE JUMPER FUCKHEAD SHIT DUMBASS DICK CHICKEN BEANER JACKASS BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SUCK MY DICK TURD POOPOO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NEGRO SHITFUCKER PECKERHEAD DOUCHE BASTARD BALLS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE GRAPE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER BONG PENIS TWISTY VAGINA HELL GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUTTFUCKER CHENEY SHIT BOLLOCKS DOG SHIT BASTARD TIT DIRT DOG FUCKER KAFFIR CUNT SCUMBUCKET WANK FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD PISS OFF MY ASS BUNG-HOLE FUCKSTAIN BRITNEY FUCK PIGFUCKER [Insert silly non-swear here] GRINGO PISS BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST SHIT AUTOFELLATIO CRACKER GOD DAMN PISS OFF MONKEY SHIT FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE BOOBS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SCUMBAG CUNT CRAPPER CAMEL JOCKEY DAMMIT SHITHEAD ASSCRACK DICKFACE TITS TITS & DICKS FUCKING BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK HOMO BIRD SHIT PEEPEE FUCKTARD SHITTY CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSRAPING ASS ASS LICKER BASTARD JACKASS SHITSLINGING GYPSY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITS & DICKS SPUNK FUCKSTAIN HEIL HITLER! BEANER WIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FLYING RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT NIGGER POTTYMOUTH ASSHAT INBRED BEANER WANK RHODESIA TENTACLE RAPE CHIGGER TOWELHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE BITCH VAGINA CRACKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SON OF A BITCH DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT NIGGER THONG TASTER CONDOMS VAGINA PEARL NECKLACE NECROPHILIA JACK OFF JACK OFF GANGBANG SUCK MY DICK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIPPLES MOLDY TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

ASS DONKEY PUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE SPUNK DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS GREASER TOSSER JIZZ SOD 666 SHITE PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT AMERICA ONLINE DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL SHITSKIN PISSHOLE DAMN SPUNK CUNT ASSCRACK KAFFIR PIECE OF SHIT HELL BITCH COCK BITCH SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMN BALL SACK MALL SANTA NIGGER SHITFACE FUCKBAG CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHUFF CHICKEN FRIES BITCH PRICK MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER I WILL END YOU! DUNE COON DAMN FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FELCHING ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS JAP JIGGABOO PEDOPHILIA NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO PISS GENITALIA HELL Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the BOOBIES and his BUGFUCK of girraffes in which DOUCHING while reading about JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JOY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MONKEY BALLS