Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FROG'S FAT ASS'QUEEF'GOBSHITE'FUCK YOU'MARGARET THATCHER'JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST'RAGHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNT look at the CHOAD KISSER talk page of this HELL article for notes or discussion before DOUCHE NAZI editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder JACKASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNNILINGUS, sudden I RAPE WALRUSES! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHOLE or NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITTIES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may pen0r include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken [expletive deleted] by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING WOP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TRANNY utterFUCKance of socially WIENER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKSTAIN television programs to address CLIT Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKWIT Tourette's is DICKLICK not to be PENISBIRD confused with ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHRISTHUMPER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLIT random SHITFUCKER disorientation, culturally-suck my mothers-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLAMING ASS BADGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKWIT language, CRAPMUNCHER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHICKEN SHIT TOWELHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FELCHING souvenir shoppes and massive SHITHEAD quantities PECKERHEAD of ANAL DIABETES NAZI garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHAT Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Tourette's BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Research Institute was SHIT founded to ANAL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SNUFF PORN article SHITFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITCOCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers SPANK THE MONKEY swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the TWISTY VAGINA bad side of a terrible TACO thing.
• The main SAND NIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee BUGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BASTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NEGRO school for BIGNOSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SCUMBAG sufferers to become HO manically depressed and DIRTY SANCHEZ commit ANUSCAKE suicide.
• There is no HORSE PENIS cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSFACE tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELCHMONKEY perodol" which caused my entire MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! body to go CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM numb and WIKIPEDIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than MASTURBATION it is without the RAPE drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHING tourette syndrome BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAGO the RAPE public view of Tourettes as a "LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITTING DICK NIPPLES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT sorry for SHITTY "hi-jacking" your CARPET MUNCHER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PRICK this that really ALF annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTING ASSCRACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INBRED article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMNATION, and making fun of a PORCH MONKEY horrible disorder is (not) MALARKY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FAG time.

Best PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. FUCK OFF Regards to Andrew ORGASM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The D'OH bastard who wrote this article. You can I'LL RAPE YOU punch him if you ARSE want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIENER saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my YUKY DOODY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNNILINGUS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JENKEM and PIGFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with P'KANG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HYPERINFLATION BAND WITH 4 CRAP ON A STICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HENTAI HORSE! CUNNILINGUS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNNILINGUS'S HOUSE

How BEANER to AMERICA ONLINE cure WOP the FUCK Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOU WANKER for DAMMIT Tourette's I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Syndrome TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE is DONKEY PUNCHER following YOU WANKER these HO rules DIRTY SANCHEZ in TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! order:

• 1: Avoid PISS OFF immature I AM CORNHOLIO! little FLYING FUCK kids,
• 2: Count to CAMEL JOCKEY within POLAK 10 SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DONKEY PUNCHER JACKASS CHICKEN SHIT nor MASTURBATION talk,
• 4: Tell GOD DAMN yourself you SAGGY TITS don't MALL SANTA have BOON this RUSKIE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNNILINGUS last straw PUNANI!

I fucking put MOTHERFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at I'LL RAPE YOU the TOP OF suck my mothers THIS BLUE PENIS! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSFACE offensive. JACKASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NEGRO people who try DOUCHING to battle YOU'FUCKING that tight-ass COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK 17-year-PRICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKTARD it now, but someone said SLOPE' HADJI PAKI'MASTURBATION on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKER is a laughing WIGGER matter. Plus there JESUS FUCKING CHRIST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN IT Uncyclopedia, there are PISS OFF articles FUCKING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WEHATEMARIO stuff. So GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS that means PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS stop getting mad at the FUCKING BASEBALL first part too and POWERSHIT talking about the SUCK COCKS IN HELL! letter that it's FELCHING mocking (what WIENER letter? I don't even know what WOP the heck you're talking about). Adrian DONKEY PUNCHER hi self BASTARD even made a really REDEEMING VALUE good point. "It's I'LL RAPE YOU nothing more REDSKIN from a head nod to a CHICKEN SHIT knee tick". SHITE. Which I'll add FUCK onto GOOGLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITWANK be, because if I were a CLUSTERFUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN IT hilarious. If you FUCKSTAIN Want facts, go on MONKEY SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FRIG be offended, don't read QUEEF the freaking TITS article anyway.

D'OH SHITSKIN COON KAFFIR DUMBASS EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSFACE POMMIE JIZZ

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INJUN JERK OFF CONDOMS NIGGER TITS PUSSY GOD DAMMIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNTBUCKET PISS RAT'S COCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SCUMBAG CONDOMS BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN TITS FUCKER FUCKFACE TITS ASS TACO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSHAT NIGGER [EXPLETIVE] MASTURBATION YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF BORDER HOPPER CHENEY WARNER MUSIC GROUP HOSER DICK IN A BOX FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHN ELWAY BUGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH FUCK OFF CAUCASIANS PUSSYLICKER SHITE TITS ARSE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH POLAK DOUCHE NAZI ASS PISS CUNTYMINTS BUTTFUCKER SUCK MY COCK ASSFACE DAMN IT BALLS CRAPMUNCHER PIG EMO [EXPLETIVE] GOBSHITE COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE NAZI BENSON SUCKS RICK MORANIS GOD DAMMIT NIGNOG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GIVING HEAD CONDOMS HELL AUTOFELLATIO HELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHAKOPEE BULLCRAP MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSHAT POLESMOKER SHITTY SHITSKIN NIPPLES WIGGER FUCKWIT GIVING HEAD GENITALIA DOM DeLUISE SEMEN FUCKHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHOAD DICKHEAD FUCKING DAMNATION GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY COON GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS URINE-GARGLING HELL FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME TITTIES BULLCRAP MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAT'S COCK OSTRICH MY ASS CLUSTERFUCK BONER BIRD SHIT TIMBER NIGGER TWAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOLLOCKS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE LAKE TITICACA SHITE SEX JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKING JUMP! MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER SMEG WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TAMPONS DAMN IT SHITFACE CUNTYMINTS TITTYWANK SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKFACE ASSWIPE HELL BUTT-HEAD FUCKSTAIN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHAV CLIT FUCKER AMERICAN SPELLING GENITALIA SOD OFF BUTTFUCKER JERK OFF REDSKIN LET'S SHIT WIGGER DICKHEAD SHITTY SCROTUM FLYING FUCK CHOAD KISSER DICKLICK INJUN DICK IN A BOX SHITHEAD SPIC FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS JAP FUCKTARD BUTT-HEAD SAGGY TITS AUTOFELLATIO O CANADA DICKHEAD CHENEY JUNGLE BUNNY LIMEY MASTURBATION TWAT HELL SPUNK DAMN IT CONDOMS SAND NIGGER RAT'S ASS HEIL HITLER! ASSRAPING NEGRO YOU WANKER HEIL HITLER! TIT DIRT MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD ASS RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER ASS GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING BASTARD ASSHAT SHITCOCK FUCK OFF FUCK YOU PISS REDNECK SHITE PENIS ON A BUN DUMBASS PRICK SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK GREASER COCKSTUFFER BIGNOSE GOBSHITE NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP KNOBJOCKEY FUCK A DUCK PUSSY PISS WETBACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEX DUMBASS O CANADA WHORE RAPE FUCKING ARSE LIMEY EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG I'LL RAPE YOU HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NICARAGUA GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS GOD DAMMIT POLESMOKER CLUSTERFUCK SHITCOCK SHITSLINGING WANK I AM CORNHOLIO! CONDOMS ASSHOLE GRINGO AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHEBAG CUNT DARTH VADER FUCK NUGGET POOPOO {{USERNAME}} BENCH PRESS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN CUNT FUCKING NECROPHILIA SPUNK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITTYWANK FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY CUNNILINGUS CUNTRAG FUCK BONER AUTOFELLATIO ARSE BALL SACK AY-AY-AY ASS CRAP ON A STICK SEX MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JIZZ TACO DOUCHE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BONER FEWMETS PISS DYKE PISS DOODIE HEAD AY-AY-AY TITWANK FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM BITCH BASTARD HADJI BASTARD FUCKER FUCKSTAIN SOD GRAPE PENIS FUCK COCKSMOKER CUNT HOMO LET'S SHIT ASS SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK SEMPRINI JACKASS ASS CLEMEN FELCHING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS OFF MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE GO HOME AND DIE WALRUS SHIT BUTT PIRATE TITTIES FLAMING ASS BADGER SCROTUM ORGASM POLACK DAMN CUNNILINGUS BASTARD DAMN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SEX GOATSE FUCKWIT NIPPLES BELLEND SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the HELLFUCKER and his COCKSHITTER of girraffes in which GRAPE PENIS while reading about P'KANG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• O CANADA