Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIENER, sudden BOOBIES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKING FUCKBOROUGH or CARPET MUNCHER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CONDOMS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BLUMPKIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SPRINKLES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ANAL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHOLE DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BRITNEY utterFUCKance of socially IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! objectionable words).
FROG Tourette's is DOUCHE not to be GRINGO confused with CLIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICK TITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ARSE random BIRD IN THE HOUSE disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOUCHING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HADJI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT CRAPPER quantities JACKASS of ANAL DIABETES QUEEF garbage.
Darnit.
A BALLS Polite Note to the SHITFACE Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RAT'S ASS article FELCHMONKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUTT PIRATE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHICKEN SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNNILINGUS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ABO Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of DIPSHIT Tourrette's sufferers JAP swear. You can JERK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the MOCKIE bad side of a terrible FROG'S FAT ASS thing.
- The main ARSE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKLICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'REDSKIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOON knee BUTT-HOLE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is JOHN SMILEY FACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RECTUM RAIDER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCK school for BONER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and BASTARD commit YOU WANKER suicide.
- There is no TITTIES cure, and the PRICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING A tics often have adverse PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIKIPEDIA perodol" which caused my entire ASSRAMMER body to go KAFFIR numb and DILDO basically made it NIGGA! worse than JIZZ it is without the BITCH drug.
I am an active member of a FUCK OFF tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK the BLISTERING BARNACLES public view of Tourettes as a "FRENCH TICKLER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BELGIUM much much (hand spasms) more...
I am SHIT sorry for THONG TASTER "hi-jacking" your DIPSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REBECCA BLACK this that really TWAT annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTRAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FENCE JUMPER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be [expletive deleted], and making fun of a DOUCHEBAG horrible disorder is (not) SEMEN funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.
Best JENKEM regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BULLSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply
As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.
Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen
P.S. JOHNNY Regards to Andrew SEMEN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply
As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?
Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUM saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my POMMIE intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine WIENER Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are JACKASS SHIT and FROG'S FAT ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOD DAMMIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFUCKER BAND WITH 4 TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKTARD HORSE! WIENER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WIENER'S HOUSE
How PISS to PISSHOLE cure NIGGER the POLAK Tourette's PUSSYLICKER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment ARSE for FUCKWIT Tourette's PENISBIRD Syndrome POMMIE is FUCK OFF following VAGINA these CHAV rules [expletive deleted] in WANKSPLAT order:
- 1: Avoid HADJI immature ASS little CLUSTERFUCK kids,
- 2: Count to RAT'S COCK within BALLS 10 CHING CHONG CHINKseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SCUMBAG BRITNEY SHITFUCKER nor GOD DAMMIT talk,
- 4: Tell JENKEM yourself you NORTH KOREA don't DONKEY PUNCHER have PISS ARTIST this DICKLICK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DUMBASS WITH NASTY COCKSTUFFER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the WIENER last straw WIENER!
I fucking put FROG'S FAT ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTTFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MALL SANTA the TOP OF CUNTSWILLING THIS SCUMBUCKET ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTTFUCKER offensive. FAG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GRINGO people who try PORCH MONKEY to battle PIECE OF SHIT'CUNT CRAPPER that tight-ass CRAPFUCKER 17-year-SUCK A BIG DICK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSHAT it now, but someone said SIGMUND FREUD' FASHION BUG BASTARD'ASSWIPE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MASTURBATION is a laughing GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS matter. Plus there TITTYWANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHAT Uncyclopedia, there are TITS & DICKS articles INBRED about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOAT DICK stuff. So FROG'S FAT ASS that means COCK stop getting mad at the GOD DAMMIT first part too and FIREWALLS talking about the FLYING FUCK letter that it's BAD MOTHERFUCKER mocking (what JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS letter? I don't even know what JACKASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITTIES hi self VANDALISM IS COOL even made a really PISS good point. "It's HI, BILLY MAYS HERE nothing more SMEG from a head nod to a CHOAD knee tick". JACKASS. Which I'll add YOU WANKER onto JESUS FUCKING CHRIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BOLLOCKS suffer that DICKWAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUGFUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TOWELHEAD be, because if I were a ASSHAT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTTFUCKER hilarious. If you FUCK NUGGET Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WIENER be offended, don't read SON OF A BITCH the freaking SIGMUND FREUD article anyway.
SCUMBAG ORGASM HELL SAND NIGGER BIGNOSE TITTIES GOD DAMN TITTIES GOD DAMMIT
POTTYMOUTH WIENER FUCKING A BANGKOK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CRAPFUCKER ARSE JACKASS SNUFF PORN DICKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER ASS JUNGLE BUNNY BALL SACK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG ASSRAPING FUCKTARD CRACKER NIGGER DOUCHETITS MASTURBATION CUNT TITWANK RAGHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK AMERICA ONLINE TURD FELCHING PECKERHEAD CLIT COCKGOBLIN FRITZ FROG'S FAT ASS NI JENKEM FROG NEOPETS SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT WANK RAPE PISS FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE WIENER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKTARD FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS NIGGER TITS DAGO JESSE McCARTNEY TWO-INCH PENIS CRACKER FUCK SHITFUCKER TOWELHEAD GOAT DICK POMMIE SOD ASSFACE DUNE COON SOD OFF TWAT ASS FASCIST VAGINA FUCKHEAD BONG SHITHEAD TIT DIRT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DIPSHIT CUNT NIGGER YOU WANKER BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PENISFUCK NAZI SON OF A BITCH CUNT FAGGOT RAT'S COCK RANDY TRAVIS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKHEAD SEX CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT FUCKING BASEBALL SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PAKI NIGGER TITS MONKEY BALLS RECTUM RAIDER NIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK YOU ASS DICKFACE DAMN COCK SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA DICKHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK DICK IN A BOX CHIGGER CUNT WETBACK ANAL DIABETES BALLS WANK BITCH SCROTUM CUNT SLOPE PUNANI CHIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER MALARKY BITCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! REDNECK CHIGGER CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHEBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CLIT SHIT JERK OFF DONALD RUMSFELD RAT'S ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BELLEND WEHATEMARIO FAG ADMINS ARE GAY FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE BITCH FUCK FRENCH TICKLER POOPY AY-AY-AY SHITTY FELLATIO BELGIUM DONKEY PUNCHER CUNNILINGUS BIRD SHIT SOD OFF DAMN SHITCOCK SEMEN YOU WANKER TITMOUSE PEARL NECKLACE FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGGER TITS FUCKFACE SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BASTARD EAT MY SHIT! ASSWIPE FUCK BASTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NECROPHILIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMN ASSWIPE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD DICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHIT DOODIE HEAD MOCKIE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK SCUMBUCKET CUNT FLYING FUCK HOSER BIGNOSE QUEEF PEEPEE ASSHAT DILDO NICARAGUA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GO HOME AND DIE STEVE BALLMER GOAT DICK 666 BOOBIES SHITHEAD WETBACK SHIT RECTUM RAIDER BUTTFUCKER MALARKY BANGKOK ASS FASCIST INJUN SHITE PISS SEMPRINI JACK ABRAMOFF MICK WALRUS SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN ASS O KURWA! PISS ARTIST JACKASS SEX FAG MASTURBATION FUCKING HOMO HEIL HITLER! FELCHING DAMN IT SAGGY TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CANNED QUOTES ORGASM SHITSKIN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BLOWJOB SHITE FUCK YOU COCKGOBLIN CANNED QUOTE PIXIES I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT JACKASS NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE YOU WANKER ASSHOLE FELCHING FEWMETS TITS & DICKS INBRED CRAPMUNCHER CUNNILINGUS LET'S SHIT DAMN SHIT CUNT NECROPHILIA FUCKING WANK YOUR MOM POOPOO WANK CLIT SOD OFF JACKASS GYPSY PECKERHEAD PUSSY CAPTAIN CRUNCH YID BITCH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAGO BULLSHIT ASS VAGINA SHITE BULLCRAP RAPE [expletive deleted] POMMIE POOPOO CUNNILINGUS FUCK TITWANK FUCK SHITSLINGING ASS DAMN CHIGGER FUCKWIT [EXPLETIVE] COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITFACE CROTCH MARGARET THATCHER DAMN BEANER BOYCOTT VIACOM! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKFACE DIPSHIT ASSHAT JIZZ FROG CUNTRAG FUCK JACK OFF 666 DAMNATION CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF COCKSMOKER RAPE BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT JACKASS SHIT GO HOME AND DIE PISS ARTIST TUBA BASTARD WALRUS SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUSSY DILDO SECOND BALLS WIENER TWISTY VAGINA TOSSER JACKASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE CLIT ASSBANDIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GIVING HEAD HOMO SHITBALLS TOWELHEAD TAFFY CUNT LAPPER CLEVELAND STEAMER PUSSY RICK MORANIS SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT NIGGER TITS BIGNOSE BAT FUCK INSANE FUDGEPACKER SHITE FRENCH TICKLER BALLS RAPE CUNT BALL SACK BALL SACK CUNNILINGUS EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE PEEPEE DOG SHIT FELCHING JOHNNY DOUCHE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOD DAMN DICK CHICKEN ASSHOLE JESSE McCARTNEY SEMEN STEVE BALLMER HOLY DUMB FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT TACO AY-AY-AY ARSEBADGERS SHITTY [Insert swear here] NEGRO MASTURBATION COMMUNIST DILDO BULLSHIT ASSHAT NORTH KOREA VENEREAL DISEASE DELICIOUS CAKE JESSE McCARTNEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RUSKIE FUCKER SHIT DIPSHIT ASSHOLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TITS RAGHEAD WHORE CLIT BIGNOSE CHICKEN SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG CHIGGER WANKER FUCKSTAIN DICK GOOK CUNT NEOPETS BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO TITS URINE-GARGLING SHITFACE SHITTY TRANNY HELL DICK IN A BOX CONDOMS RAT'S COCK DONGSHOVER ANAL DAMN RAT'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK SEX SHIT FELCHING GARBAGE DAY! DAMN COON JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOUCHE SIGMUND FREUD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WEHATEMARIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH DILDO HOMO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHEBAG ASS FUCKER FUCKING A JACKASS BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA CUNT PUSSY CARPET MUNCHER FUCK HELLFIRE YOU WANKER PRICK DICKLICK JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKWIT PRICK CUM ASS FUCKING BEAVER FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL FUCKER FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES BASTARD TITMOUSE RAGHEAD GOD DAMN HADJI JACKASS ASS DOUCHE DOG SHIT CUNT CRAPPER SON OF A BITCH MOCKIE DICKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BORDER HOPPER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I CAN AFFORD FOOD BAT FUCK INSANE YID MILF ASSFACE HO SHITHEAD MONKEY BALLS DICK CHICKEN SEX MARGARET THATCHER POOPY PEARL NECKLACE HO BOOBS FUCK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BAT FUCK INSANE WANK NIGGER SHITE JESSE McCARTNEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLESMOKER JOHNNY RANDY TRAVIS BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK DAMN ASSFACE ASSHOLE DUNE COON TAFFY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TUBA WHORE TOSSER ASS FASCIST BLUE PENIS! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SMEG CHRISTHUMPER SHITE PISS BOOBS FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT LOLCAT BALL SACK PUSSY DOUCHING CRAPMUNCHER BUKKAKE DOUCHE NAZI YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHRISTHUMPER ASSHOLE SEMEN DAMMIT MONKEY BALLS SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HORSE PENIS HELLFIRE DICKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FAG ANAL DIABETES SHIT ANAL DIABETES KNOBJOCKEY DICKWAD COON ASSHAT O KURWA! BOOBS CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK NEOPETS SHITSLINGING WANK TITS WIENER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BONER GOBSHITE PICKANINNY DICKHEAD WHORE GENITALIA POLESMOKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS YID PIG RUSKIE POMMIE SUCK A BIG DICK PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA POMMIE POLACK MONKEY BALLS ASSFACE ASSCRACK SOD OFF WIENER SHITE TITWANK CHIGGER SHITTY DUMBASS BITCH SHIT ASS GOOK FAGGOT SEX FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NIGGER FRAK FIST FUCK BITCH CUNT FUCK GRINGO LOGJAMMER SHITSLIDE CONDOMS FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MARY WHITEHOUSE BITCH NEGRO I WILL END YOU! FUCK FAG FUCK BANGKOK MOTHERFUCKER HOSER DUNE COON GOD DAMMIT COCKSUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES INBRED FELLATIO GRINGO SHIT MARGARET THATCHER HELL FUCK OFF FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN GYPSY BENCH PRESS PUNANI [EXPLETIVE] BLOWJOB JAP ASS GOD DAMMIT WHORE FROG INBRED FUCKWIT MASTURBATION FUCK NUGGET JACK OFF MARCH OF FLAMES BALLS HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBS SHITE FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER CRACKER TRANNY CUM SHITSKIN SHITSLINGING I DON'T HAVE AIDS GOATSE DICKLICK FUCK DICKFACE FUCK YOU SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM INJUN FROG SHITSKIN ASSFACE GENITALIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER DAMNED TABERNACLE SHITSLINGING DILDO GIVING HEAD MALARKY DAMN BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WOODPECKERSHIT CHIGGER KRAUT WANK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CHOAD GIVING HEAD DUNE COON LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAGO MAMA MIA NECROPHILIA BOOBS SCUMBUCKET NIGNOG SUCK MY DICK HOMO DUNE COON SUGAR SHITHEAD FUCKER NORTH KOREA JOHNNY DOG SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WOODPECKERSHIT I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE CRAP ON A STICK CUNT NEOPETS COCKSMOKER TITMOUSE JACK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FASHION BUG BOB SAGET NECROPHILIA JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKLICK SOD SNUFF PORN SPIC NAZI BANGKOK MOCCASINS COCK YOUR MOM FUCKING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEMEN ASS SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL POOPOO FLYING FUCK SOD VENEREAL DISEASE ARSE BUTT-HOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JACK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSMOKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKFACE CUNTBUCKET ASSHAT DOODIE HEAD SCROTUM BONER POMMIE REDNECK PISS OFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PRICK GOD DAMN POLESMOKER BITCH ASS CLEMEN FRENCH TICKLER FUCKSTAIN WANK GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT THONG TASTER BALLS FUCKER CHUFF DARTH VADER BULLSHIT TWAT CUNT DOG SHIT SHITHEAD TOTAL NIPPLES ASSWIPE WANKER suck my mothers BEANER PECKERHEAD SHITE POOPY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFUCKER SHIT DEVELOPERS! FUCK POLAK DARTH VADER FUCKFACE CLIT SON OF A BITCH BASTARD LOLCAT BELLEND NORTH KOREA ASSFACE YID CHIGGER CHICKEN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BLOWJOB GOD DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO EXTRA LONG PENIS YID PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT ORGASM YOU WANKER WANK SHITE NAZI ARSE JOHNNY FAG GOBSHITE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST MOTHERFUCKER FUDGEPACKER CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT NIGGER TITS ASSHAT TITS WETBACK SHAKOPEE SCROTUM RANDY TRAVIS TWAT GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SHIT SHITTY DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN SHAKOPEE MARGARET THATCHER BEANER FUCK A DUCK BASTARD INJUN BIGNOSE BUKKAKE GENITALIA ORGASM VENEREAL DISEASE BLOWJOB SCUMBAG YOU WANKER CUNT CRAPPER SUCK MY DICK PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD INBRED [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF PISS GO HOME AND DIE I WILL KILL YOU! 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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive ASS and with the FUCK and his DAMN of girraffes in which ARSE while reading about SHITE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See INBRED also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- JOHN ELWAY
Article written in the style of its subject This article is AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKSTAIN subject. If you do not find it funny CLUSTERFUCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED TITTIES ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. TAMPONS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHINK joke loses its humour MALARKY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BLOWJOB ignorant, then you wouldn't have INBRED needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITSLIDE DICKHEAD HAIL SATAN! BASTARD FUCK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
