Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISSHOLE'TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE!'CROTCH'LET'S SHIT'HELL'MASTURBATION'ANAL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITHEAD look at the DICKFACE talk page of this FENCE JUMPER article for notes or discussion before SCROTUM editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder REBECCA BLACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHOAD, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CRAPPY or MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMMIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BASTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TURD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHING CHONG CHINK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DIRTY SANCHEZ words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCKSHITTER utterFUCKance of socially HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FEMADOM television programs to address ASSBANDIT Tourette's syndrome.

PORCH MONKEY Tourette's is GOD DAMMIT not to be BENSON SUCKS confused with TAMPONS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHALICE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random FUCKING disorientation, culturally-CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TAMPONS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS language, BIRD IN THE HOUSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK KNOBJOCKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI souvenir shoppes and massive PISS quantities FLYING FUCK of ANAL DIABETES FELCHING garbage.

Darnit.

A BOOBIES Polite Note to the FUCKFACE Author:

The SHITHEAD Tourette's DYKE Research Institute was FUCKING founded to HORSE SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JERRY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ABO article D'OH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FENCE JUMPER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TACO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance AOL IPs.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING A Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFACE swear. You can FUCKWIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the GENITALIA bad side of a terrible CUM thing.
• The main TITWANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIPPLES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOG FUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HENTAI knee CHINK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TITS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at VENEREAL DISEASE school for DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PUSSYLICKER sufferers to become FUCKING manically depressed and CRACKER commit COCKSUCKER suicide.
• There is no CHICKEN SHIT cure, and the PRICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRACKER tics often have adverse suck my mothers side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna [EXPLETIVE] perodol" which caused my entire CLEVELAND STEAMER body to go CHIGGER numb and NIGNOG basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITHEAD it is without the MASTURBATION drug.

I am an active member of a SHITSKIN tourette syndrome FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BEANER the ASSHAT public view of Tourettes as a "TITWANK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EAT MY SHIT! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOTHERFUCKER sorry for BULLSHIT "hi-jacking" your DICKFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YOU this that really PUSSY annoys me. I am working towards a CHENEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING JUMP! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! horrible disorder is (not) FROG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DARTH VADER time.

Best CHOAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CAMEL JOCKEY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an TIENANMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society EUROIPODS.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. WANK Regards to Andrew GENITALIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The FUCKING bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the QUEEF saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my TITTIES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHOAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are KNOBJOCKEY and FUCKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JACKASS BAND WITH 4 CRACKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITTIES HORSE! CHOAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHOAD'S HOUSE

How BASTARD to FROG cure SEX the BIRD SHIT Tourette's CUM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JACKASS SHIT for YOU WANKER Tourette's JOHN ELWAY Syndrome BAD MOTHERFUCKER is FUCK following JOHNNY these FUCKTARD rules FUCKSTAIN in PUSSY order:

• 1: Avoid WIGGER immature RICK MORANIS little SMEG kids,
• 2: Count to RECTUM RAIDER within DAMN IT 10 FASHION BUGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MICK TITTYWANK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 nor FUCKTARD talk,
• 4: Tell YOUR MOM yourself you DAMNATION don't FUCKTARD have RAT'S COCK this LET'S SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WITH NASTY CUNTBUCKET DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHOAD last straw FLAMING ASS BADGER!

I fucking put KAFFIR' my comment at the TOP OF THE GANGBANG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS the TOP OF COON THIS POLACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSWIPE offensive. RAT'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING A people who try ASSCRACK to battle FELCHING'POOPY that tight-ass CRAPMUNCHER 17-year-[expletive deleted]—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JIZZ it now, but someone said ASSWIPE' INCEST BALL SACK'BRUSH MA TEETH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CONSENSUS is a laughing NIGGER matter. Plus there GRINGO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FELCHING Uncyclopedia, there are GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY articles PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MOZILLA FIREFOX stuff. So CUNT that means JACKASS SHIT stop getting mad at the WIENER first part too and SEX talking about the TITS letter that it's PISS OFF mocking (what ARSE letter? I don't even know what CRAP the heck you're talking about). Adrian O CANADA hi self YID even made a really BALLS good point. "It's BULLSHIT nothing more FUCKING A from a head nod to a FLYING RAT'S ASS knee tick". EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. Which I'll add ASSWIPE onto FUCK YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DESU suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BULLSHIT be, because if I were a JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANK hilarious. If you IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Want facts, go on JOHN SMILEY FACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ART METAL PRODUCTS be offended, don't read WANK the freaking CHENEY article anyway.

D'OH DICKFACE ASS DOT HEAD GANGBANG BELGIUM FENCE JUMPER RECTUM RAIDER BOON FUCKING

BITCH AUTOFELLATIO CUNT FUCK FRENCH TICKLER NEGRO O CANADA BUGFUCK CLIT TAMPON IN MY ASS JIZZ SHITHEAD FUCK BITCH HELL YOU WANKER BASTARD GOATSE BUGGER OFF DAMN IT CAMEL FUCKER HOMO MALARKY CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT WANKSPLAT COCK SPIC BEANER SHITCOCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CONDOMS SHITSLINGING CUNNILINGUS MICK FIST FUCK SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT KIKE QUEEF RAGHEAD DAMN GO HOME AND DIE CHING CHONG CHINK SON OF A BITCH CHICKEN SHIT DAMN CUNT DAMN HELL FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY CHIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS NIGGER CUNT FAGGOT FIST FUCK SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFUCKER JERK OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WANK WANK NIGGER SUGARTITS VENEREAL DISEASE BEAVER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GRIS COON GOBSHITE FUCK SEX ASSFACE BITCH FUCKER BELLEND ANUSCAKE DUMBASS CHRISTHUMPER BUTTFUCKER NIGGER TITS DOODIE HEAD SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCK BITCH PENIS GIVING HEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT FUCKTARD MOCCASINS GOD DAMN BULLSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS MONKEY SHIT ASS FASCIST SLOPE FASHION BUG ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BELGIUM ASSBANDIT PUSSY BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT JACKASS SLOPE TOTAL REDSKIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HELL MACACA PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT CHAV BUTTFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITSLINGING [expletive deleted] WANK KNOBJOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK EUROIPODS CUNT LET'S SHIT SHIT DUMBASS CUNT COCK FUCKFUCKFUCK DAGO CUNT DAMN IT CHRISTHUMPER ASS NECROPHILIA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CHOAD VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT SHIT COLGATE NORTH KOREA SHITHEAD ASSFACE DAMN BASTARD DONKEY DICK YUKY DOODY FUCK NUGGET FUCKING GENITALIA DICK IN A BOX BALL SACK SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! CHOAD FELCHING CHRISTHUMPER MONKEY SHIT CROTCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE THONG TASTER SPANK THE MONKEY BATHING SUIT AREA PORCUPINE'S BALLS SIGMUND FREUD DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA SCROTUM SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING A ARSE O CANADA COMMUNIST DILDO CAMEL JOCKEY FENCE JUMPER TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU INCEST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING FUCKFACE DOT HEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MASTURBATION ARSE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS DICKHEAD WHORE AUTOFELLATIO WANKSPLAT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SEX SHITE SON OF A BITCH FRENCH TICKLER DICKFACE WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! DUMBASS DOT HEAD BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER SOD OFF BUGGER OFF BUTT-HOLE CHENEY ASSWIPE FUCKFACE LENS CRAFTERS SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG FROG ASSWIPE CUNTBUCKET BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP FLYING RAT'S ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK PIECE OF SHIT GOOK SAMUEL L. JACKSON MALL SANTA TITS & DICKS NICARAGUA SCUMBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE FELLATIO I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST BOOBIES HELLFIRE HOT GRITS PORCH MONKEY PUSSYLICKER DAMN IT SHITSLINGING WANK PEARL NECKLACE THERE IS A CABAL ORGASM FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER POO POO BLOWJOB DAMNATION SHITTY ASSWIPE PISS FENCE JUMPER SHIT JAP FELLATIO FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT FUCK TURD SCUMBUCKET FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT KRAUT PISS ARTIST CUNT FUCK YOU FRAK GRIS POLESMOKER LET'S SHIT COCKSHITTER DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH DARTH VADER BITCH DAMN BUTTFUCKER BALLS LOLCAT LICK PUSSY TITWANK BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING A DILDO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICKLICK DAMN ASSHOLE PRICK SHITSLINGING BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE QUEEF EMO MONKEY SHIT NAZI URINE-GARGLING MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING A DIPSHIT SHITFACE DICK CHICKEN BITCH YOU WANKER ASS DAMN IT DUMBASS INBRED DICK JACK ABRAMOFF SHAKOPEE LET'S SHIT CUNT PRICK WIGGER SON OF A BITCH HELL DOUCHE NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLEMEN FUCKFACE DICKHEAD DOUCHING REDSKIN DUMBASS HAIL SATAN! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKER DAMN FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD KIKE ASSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKSHITTER TOSSER BRITNEY SUCK MY COCK FENCE JUMPER TITTYWANK CHINK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CRAP ON A STICK FEMADOM BUTTFUCKER ASS EUROIPODS POLAK ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE ASSFACE PRICK SCROTUM BULLSHIT HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNTSWILLING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER RAPE ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE DOUCHE DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA HELL VAGINA HORSE SHIT O CANADA HOLY DUMB FUCK CONDOMS JIZZ INJUN DOUCHING CLIT WANK [expletive deleted] DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE SHITCOCK GIVING HEAD NIPPLES CUNT SHIT BLUE PENIS! ASSHAT SHITHEAD CLIT ASSHAT NIPPLES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFUCKER BOOBIES FUCKER FUCKWIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKWIT SOD OFF CUNT SACRAMENTO DAMNATION SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY WEHATEMARIO PECKERHEAD CUNT ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE TWO-INCH PENIS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] LIMEY LET'S SHIT BULLSHIT ASSCRACK GIVING HEAD BUKKAKE 666 SAGGY TITS DICK IN A BOX BUKKAKE SHITHEAD POISON IN BABY FORMULA TONY LA RUSSA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS CUNNILINGUS TITS SEMPRINI MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN DONKEY DICK BALL SACK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WETBACK FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER BITCH AY-AY-AY COCK NIGGER TITS SHITTY BOON SEX BATHING SUIT AREA CULT OF THE DEAD COW FRIG DICKLICK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITE PEDOPHILIA BUTT-HOLE TRANNY FLYING FUCK FUCKER LICK PUSSY BOOBS EXTRA LONG PENIS PENIS ON A BUN SHITTY GANGBANG FLYING FUCK CHIGGER BEANER TITWANK COCKGOBLIN MOCKIE PEDOPHILIA NECROPHILIA NECROPHILIA NIGNOG SHITE MAMA MIA OSTRICH MY ASS NIPPLES BITCH CONDOMS NEGRO FELLATIO BUTT-HEAD TITS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SCUMBUCKET FUCKSTAIN SMEG CUNNILINGUS ASS BUTTFUCKER TITS LOLCAT DAMN HO MILF SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN IT BITCH DICKWAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GREASER CUNT KRAUT DAMN IT SACRAMENTO BUTT-HEAD HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE BITCH BUTTFUCKER SHIT PISS OFF FUCKFACE SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY SHITTY CROTCH SUGARTITS BEAVER PICKANINNY FUCK A DUCK RAPE CHOAD HONKY WHORE MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER SEMPRINI CRACKER HELL AUTOFELLATIO BITCH HITLER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FRAK ASSFACE PIGFUCKER FIRECROTCH FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG PEDOPHILIA TAMPON IN MY ASS PUSSY TIT SPRINKLES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN DICK TITS SHIT BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE MOTHERFUCKER CC PLZ SHITCOCK BITCH BULLSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOUCHE PISS ARTIST WANK FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT SEMEN GENITALIA DOUCHE NAZI ASSHAT BONG THONG TASTER PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PRICK WIGGER JAP JESSE McCARTNEY ASS PICKANINNY CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE STEVE BALLMER SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD LOLLIPOPS BIGNOSE JAP JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKER PISS OFF REBECCA BLACK CONDOMS CLIT suck my mothers DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITHEAD JAP BEAVER INCEST DOUCHE BLISTERING BARNACLES TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CAMEL JOCKEY ASS PUSSYLICKER YID FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHAV DIPSHIT JACK OFF FUCK A DUCK DOG SHIT BASTARD YID DIPSHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITHEAD BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE HOMO TURD GOD DAMMIT CUNT BASTARD RAT'S COCK TRANNY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ORGASM FLYING FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BIGNOSE DICKHEAD DOG SHIT HUEY P. NEWTON DIRTY SANCHEZ THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ASSCRACK BASTARD ASSWIPE FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO TENTACLE RAPE YOU SUCK BALLS HELL MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BALL SACK CRAP CUNNILINGUS FUCK A DUCK FUCK SHITE INJUN DICK TITS ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER WANK TITMOUSE CHICKEN FRIES CRAP ON A STICK VENEREAL DISEASE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! COCK PRICK CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT FUCKTARD ARSE ASS FUCKING PISS OFF BASEBALL FEMADOM CROTCH SHITE YOUR MOM BORDER HOPPER FUCKER PISS ARTIST SHITE REBECCA BLACK CARPET MUNCHER REDSKIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PENIS CRAP ON A STICK PISS OFF INBRED BUTT PIRATE ALEX TREBEK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCK DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK LOGJAMMER TAMPONS FUCKWIT NIGGER BASTARD MARY WHITEHOUSE suck my mothers SHITPISSER SHITSLINGING DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL TIT DIRT DAGO 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 RIGHT WING BALLS SCUMBUCKET CHOAD KISSER POLAK BOLLOCKS FUCKING JUMP! PUSSY POMMIE LET'S SHIT CHALICE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK YOU ASS MOCCASINS PEARL NECKLACE DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SUGARTITS SHITE TIT DIRT YOU WANKER BLUMPKIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLACK ASSHAT ASSRAPING BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER SHIT FUCKHEAD [EXPLETIVE] SIGMUND FREUD CUNT ASSFACE NEOPETS ASSHAT DOG FUCKER BELGIUM FUCKING HOSER SHITTY PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN SHITCOCK SHITSKIN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CRACKER PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT DONKEY DICK FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT PIGFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS MALL SANTA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CLEVELAND STEAMER pen0r SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD DYKE BULLSHIT DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT CARPET MUNCHER SHIT ASSHOLE DOG SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JESSE McCARTNEY DICKHEAD CUM DEVELOPERS! DICKWAD CUNTBUCKET DOUCHE GOOK CHENEY RAT'S ASS DAMN 666 SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BEAVER SHITSLINGING FUCKER POMMIE JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT NAZI BAT FUCK INSANE COMMUNIST DILDO CRAPPY YID CUNT BEANER ASS DAMN NIGGER FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER FUCKER TURD CONDOMS SHITFUCKER SHITE NIPPLES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS LET'S SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS POMMIE BALL SACK DILDO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WEHATEMARIO SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WHORE suck my mothers PEARL NECKLACE BATMAN & ROBIN TWISTY VAGINA HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WETBACK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK BONER DUNE COON CAMEL JOCKEY ASS HELLFIRE HOMO HELL GREASER SHITFACE BASTARD ASSCRACK ASSHAT SOD OFF PISS RAGHEAD ORGASM CHOAD GOD DAMMIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink 666 DILDO BULLSHIT BITCH BOOBIES BASTARD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TITTIES IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING TOSSER NEGRO ORGASM NAZI ASS SHITFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY BOLLOCKS NEOPETS WIENER SUCK MY DICK SHITFUCKER POLACK SPUNK JIGGABOO BANGKOK BOB SAGET SHITCOCK ARSE DAMN BEANER KAFFIR DAMN KRAUT WIENER DAMN WIENER DOG SHIT SHITSLINGING CHOAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CRAPPER DUMBASS ABO FUCKTARD ASSHOLE JACKASS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD JACK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD BEANER FLYING FUCK BUKKAKE PENIS SHITFUCKER NAZI BIRD SHIT BEANER YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSCRACK ASSHOLE ASS FIRECROTCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN FUCKWIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! COCKSHITTER FUCKHEAD KAFFIR FUCK A DUCK JAP YOU WANKER MOZILLA FIREFOX MASTURBATION BASTARD TITWANK POMMIE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELL and with the HEIL HITLER! and his BOOBS of girraffes in which PUSSYLICKER while reading about PUSSY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN IT