Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'OLD CHRIST OF A'WANK'NEGRO'WALRUS SHIT'CUM'CROTCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHUFF neurochemical FUCK disorder FAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOUCHE, sudden FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PEARL NECKLACE or ASSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ANAL DIABETES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken [expletive deleted] by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELLFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POMMIE POLACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JUSTIN BIEBER utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ANUSCAKE television programs to address FAG Tourette's syndrome.

BUGFUCK Tourette's is OH SHI– not to be BANGKOK confused with I WILL END YOU! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITBALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BASTARD random POLACK disorientation, culturally-AY-AY-AY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS language, PISS OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SMEG POMMIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BELLEND souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities JERRY of ANAL DIABETES BLISTERING BARNACLES garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKING Polite Note to the AY-AY-AY Author:

The CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette's HELL Research Institute was DAMN IT founded to TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SEX article ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I RAPE WALRUSES! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HUMAN RIGHTS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHRISTHUMPER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers DOUCHE swear. You can WHORE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNTYMINTS TV, for always focusing on the TITTIES bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
• The main FUCKING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NORTH KOREA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TWISTY VAGINA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING knee INJUN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is suck my mothers no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes YOUR MOM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITSLINGING school for FRAK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POLESMOKER sufferers to become RUSTY TROMBONE manically depressed and ASSCRACK commit THONG TASTER suicide.
• There is no GANGBANG cure, and the PISS UP MY ARSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BAT FUCK INSANE tics often have adverse TOURETTE'S IS FUN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

perodol" which caused my entire GOBSHITE body to go CHING CHONG CHINK numb and I WILL END YOU! basically made it NIGGA! worse than VENEREAL DISEASE it is without the DAMNATION drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT-FOR-BRAINS tourette syndrome SHITSKIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the ASSWIPE public view of Tourettes as a "ASSRAPING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKHEAD sorry for BOOBIES "hi-jacking" your ASSHOLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT this that really MILF annoys me. I am working towards a OSTRICH MY ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) JERRY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITE time.

Best FUCK A DUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOAT DICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “WIKIPEDIA” Wen

P.S. SHIT LIKE A HORSE Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The TACO bastard who wrote this article. You can GO HOME AND DIE punch him if you POMMIE want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE HAS AIDS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOUCHE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITHEAD and TITTIES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOTHERFUCKER BAND WITH 4 ASSWIPE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A LIMEY HORSE! DOUCHE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOUCHE'S HOUSE

How CUNT to SCROTUM cure DILDO the HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FENCE JUMPER for SHITTY Tourette's SHITFUCKER Syndrome ASSHOLE is SHITTY following DOUCHE these FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK rules TENTACLE RAPE in BUGFUCK order:

• 1: Avoid BEANER immature BEANER little FAGGOT kids,
• 2: Count to JERK OFF within FUCK 10 DONALD RUMSFELDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your YOU WANKER BIGNOSE ORGASM nor BOOBS talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKING yourself you DOUCHEBAG don't MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! have COCK this FRENCH TICKLER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DUMBASS WITH NASTY WETBACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PORCH MONKEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOUCHE last straw DICK!

I fucking put ARSE' my comment at the TOP OF THE INBRED PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TOWELHEAD the TOP OF SHITSLINGING THIS TAMPON IN MY ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WOODPECKERSHIT offensive. COCKING FUCKBOROUGH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITTIES people who try BIGNOSE to battle GO COUNT YOUR DICK'DAMN that tight-ass DAGO 17-year-PENIS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BANGKOK it now, but someone said ASSWIPE' FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA'FUCKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITE is a laughing CUNTBUCKET matter. Plus there I'LL RAPE YOU was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Uncyclopedia, there are MARGARET THATCHER articles ARSEBADGERS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So DOUCHETITS that means DICKFACE stop getting mad at the BALLS first part too and ASSCRACK talking about the FUCK NUGGET letter that it's DIPSHIT mocking (what PUSSY letter? I don't even know what FUCK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! hi self DONKEY PUNCHER even made a really FUCKING JUMP! good point. "It's BAD MOTHERFUCKER nothing more DILDO from a head nod to a ABO knee tick". WOMEN'S RIGHTS. Which I'll add BASTARD onto PICKANINNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't REDNECK suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HORSE PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NAZI be, because if I were a BASTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAMEL FUCKER hilarious. If you MILF Want facts, go on YOU WANKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS OFF be offended, don't read BANGKOK the freaking GOATSE article anyway.

BOOBS ARSEBADGERS CUM PIGFUCKER SEMEN GOATSE MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT JOHN ELWAY MORGAN TSVANGIRAI

RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN NIPPLES FEWMETS BIRD SHIT WANK I'LL RAPE YOU PRICK SHITSLINGING HOT GRITS PIGFUCKER FUCKBAG DONKEY DICK 1984 ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CAMEL FUCKER COCKSHITTER DAMN PEDOPHILIA suck my mothers PISS TWO-INCH PENIS PISS OFF MY ASS POLAK HELL FUCKING A PENIS CUNT BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD TAFFY ASSRAPING BULLSHIT SHITTY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BBBBBBBBB! FUCK ASS SHITE SEX AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS ARTIST TITTYWANK DAMN FUCK FUCK CLIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! PUSSY ASSCRACK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE VENEREAL DISEASE AY-AY-AY COCKSHITTER JERRY CRAPFUCKER GOBSHITE GYPSY WIENER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 HOMO MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OFF ASSBANDIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SEX NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BELGIUM SPANK THE MONKEY WOP DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITFUCKER [expletive deleted] TWO-INCH PENIS CUNTRAG REDNECK CLIT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK NIGGER TITS ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING A TITS SUCK MY COCK SCUMBAG DOUCHE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MALARKY FIST FUCK TIMBER NIGGER NORTH KOREA BALL SACK CHINK SHIT CUNTYMINTS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHE BUTTFUCKER WANK JACKASS BOB SAGET YOUR MOM PISS OFF MY ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKING A DYKE CHAV MICK SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE PISSHOLE DAMMIT BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ARSEBADGERS BUTT-HOLE SUCK MY COCK WETBACK DAMN FELLATIO ASSHAT PISS FELCHING CHIGGER SHITFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA PENIS BITCH FIRECROTCH SHITE SON OF A BITCH BASTARD RICK MORANIS VAGINA DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WIGGER RUSKIE INCEST SHITE COON DUMBASS PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT INCEST SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT TITWANK YOU WANKER SOD OFF CHICKEN SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKTARD HOMO BASTARD CHINK COCK SECOND BALLS PIECE OF SHIT INCEST CAMEL JOCKEY EMO ANAL DIABETES DOUCHEBAG TOSSER DILDO FUCKFACE ASSFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SUCK MY COCK HORSE SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PISS WIKIPEDIA PEDOPHILIA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS WOP ORGASM FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO CUNT BELLEND CLUSTERFUCK SEMEN JACK OFF SPUNK SEX PISS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LOGJAMMER FIRECROTCH IN SACREMENT CUNT WIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANK NIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB I RAPE WALRUSES! MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY TURD FUCKTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL DOG SHIT HELL JIGGABOO 666 SHITE NEGRO GENITALIA JAP BLUE PENIS! GRAPE PENIS JACK ABRAMOFF POOPY FUCKWIT TITS YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN CUNT GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JAP CUNT LAPPER INBRED COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISS ARTIST ANUSCAKE HELLFIRE SHITE BOOBIES CHIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON TONY LA RUSSA HENTAI PORCH MONKEY FELCHING SHITCOCK WEHATEMARIO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST COCK DICK DICK TITS DAMN IT FUCKER DICKHEAD GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] TIT DIRT JACKASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER WALRUS SHIT NIGGER ASS TITMOUSE LENS CRAFTERS SEX PISS OFF ASSHOLE DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY TITWANK BALLS TITS & DICKS PENIS ANAL CROTCH CC PLZ ELECTION PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY BUKKAKE SMEG PUNANI HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WANKER BASTARD SHITFACE BOOBS FUCKER WANK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHIT PRICK FUCKING JUMP! CAMEL FUCKER FUCKER BALLS CUNNILINGUS JACK OFF MALARKY BUTTFUCKER SHITTY BASTARD MOLDY TITS GREASER MAMA MIA FAGGOT TAMPONS ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG DIPSHIT URINE-GARGLING WANK SUCK MY COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACKASS BOLLOCKS SPIC KAFFIR SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKING A BIRD SHIT CUNTYMINTS JAP CUM SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUTTFUCKER BELLEND FUCKTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WIGGER MASTURBATION POO POO BLOWJOB SHAKOPEE GOD DAMN KNOBJOCKEY URINE-GARGLING SPIC PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE MACACA PEDOPHILIA CRACKER I WILL END YOU! WOODPECKERSHIT COCKSUCKER HEAVEN SHITHEAD DICK IN A BOX SHITBALLS CRACKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FAGGOT HOMO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN DAMN FUCK OFF FUCK OFF BASTARD HITLER DILDO suck my mothers DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BITCH SAND NIGGER MONKEY BALLS MOLDY TITS TONY LA RUSSA TWAT NIGNOG BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKFUCKFUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO REDNECK SHITHEAD ASS DOUCHE PENISFUCK INCEST DONGSHOVER FUCKWIT COMMUNION WAFER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A HORSE SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CRAP DAMN CHOAD KISSER RECTUM RAIDER PRICK NAZI NIGNOG GANGBANG DIPSHIT TIT DIRT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSCRACK CHUFF YOU WANKER COCKSHITTER FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNTSWILLING DAMN FUCK NUGGET HELLFIRE WIENER SUCK A BIG DICK DAMMIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITCOCK PENIS MONKEY SHIT CLEMEN BANGKOK SHITHEAD HITLER JERK OFF DAGO NIGNOG POMMIE CRAPPY FALSE BENSON YOU SUCK BALLS I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKTARD TURD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK DICK CHICKEN HO BLISTERING BARNACLES CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MALARKY GOD DAMMIT MARY WHITEHOUSE SHIT DUMBASS HELLFUCKER COON SHITFACE PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE SHITTY DYKE BULLSHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SON OF A BITCH WANK HEIL HITLER! SHITFACE FUCK JENKEM CUNNILINGUS FUCKBAG BALLS DONKEY DICK PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PUSSY MOLDY TITS CRACKER DOUCHE COON PISS OFF MY ASS TARTAR SAUCE BALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE DAMN HOMO ASSFACE RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TENTACLE RAPE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NECROPHILIA DOUCHE SHITHEAD NIPPLES PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING HAIL SATAN! CTHULHU FHTAGN DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COCKSHITTER WANK FUCK PENIS ON A STICK FUCK OFF SCUMBAG SHIT OUT OF MY DICK PISS FUCKFUCKFUCK BLOWJOB JERK OFF HELLFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCK YOU BEANER WHORE MARCH OF FLAMES NIGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! [expletive deleted] FUCKBAG POMMIE SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAGHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BOOBIES GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BALLS DAMN SAGGY TITS SHITHEAD JACKASS SHITTY HELL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS VAGINA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS O KURWA! WANK ASS FASCIST BITCH CHIGGER HOMO WOP YOU WANKER CLIT FUCK OFF BOOBIES SHITPISSER BIRD IN THE HOUSE MOLDY TITS FUCK ASSWIPE BITCH FUCKFACE BIGNOSE BASTARD POLAK DAMN INBRED ASSFACE FUCK OFF DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE NAZI BUGGER LENS CRAFTERS COMMUNION WAFER DOG SHIT JAP MASTURBATION AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE RAPE EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BEAVER CRAPPY CHAV SHITFUCKER GRAPE PENIS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISS OFF DONKEY DICK TWAT HOMO CUNT FUCKING BASEBALL SHITFUCKER BALLS SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE ASSWIPE MOCCASINS PISS POOPY DICKHEAD COCK CUNT GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BAD MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY DICKHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHUT UP, MEG! SHITE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BELLEND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKFACE MALL SANTA SPICY CUNT FUCK BONER DILDO D'OH FAGGOT DIPSHIT GOAT DICK GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE DICK VENEREAL DISEASE CONAN O'BRIAN DAMN ASSCRACK SHITSLIDE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH YOGHURT CANNON ASSHAT DAMN SHITE INBRED ORGASM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LET'S SHIT DUMBASS FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER PISS OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RAT'S ASS SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKER PRICK BELLEND CANNED QUOTE EMO HORSE PENIS PISS WEHATEMARIO NIGNOG SHIT WANK SOD HENTAI TITS HO SUGARTITS I WILL END YOU! FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS SHIT CUNT PORCH MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK CUM BALL SACK ASSHAT SACRAMENTO FUCK SLOPE CLEMEN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JACK ABRAMOFF BATHING SUIT AREA EAT MY SHIT! FELLATIO VENEREAL DISEASE SCUMBUCKET AMERICA ONLINE DICKHEAD WANK BAT FUCK INSANE FELCHMONKEY TITWANK FEMADOM WOP MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JOHN ELWAY DIPSHIT DAMN GOBSHITE FUCKWIT CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING ASSRAPING CRAP ON A STICK CUNT SHITCOCK CONDOMS CLIT BULLSHIT COCK suck my mothers OH SHI– JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS D'OH DICK ASSFACE JUSTIN BIEBER JIGGABOO CUNNILINGUS TURD JIZZ CAPTAIN CRUNCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP COON CHICKEN SHIT PRICK FUCK GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING BITCH LET'S SHIT CHENEY CLIT PENIS ON A STICK SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT WANK PRICK ARSEBADGERS ASS FEMADOM CUNT RAT'S COCK PUNANI FUCK YOU TACO POWERSHIT DAMN IT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PUNANI VAGINA POMMIE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK YOU DOUCHE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKBAG KNOBJOCKEY DICKHEAD TWAT FLYING FUCK GOOK COLGATE BEAVER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES DICK TITS JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT TITTYWANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CROTCH DIPSHIT DAMN IT BALL SACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCK FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD O CANADA MICK SHITSLINGING SHITSLINGING BOOBIES BUGGER OFF BONER TACO JACKASS DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST CARPET MUNCHER JERRY BEAVER CUNTYMINTS SHIT SHIT DICKLICK FRIG SHITE FUDGEPACKER HELLFUCKER JIZZ GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CLUSTERFUCK KAFFIR SAND NIGGER HELL PISS OFF DUMBASS TWAT SEX SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! pen0r PISS RAT'S COCK BOON BULLCRAP DIPSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YOUR MOM SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELCHING ARSE PENISFUCK BASTARD ARSE YOU WANKER WANK WILLY WONKA GRAPE PENIS HENTAI HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NIGGER JACKASS AMERICA ONLINE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSBANDIT SMEG PENISFUCK SAGGY TITS PUNANI FASHION BUG FUCK YOU DOG FUCKER PISS CLEMEN THIS IS SPARTA! FUCKFACE FUCKFACE FUCKING FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING CLEAN DRINKING WATER DICKFACE DICKFACE BASTARD FAG O CANADA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN SHITE SHITSKIN ASS BITCH PIECE OF SHIT RECTUM RAIDER SEMPRINI GOD DAMN WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT FELCHING HUMAN RIGHTS CROTCH ASSCRACK TURD SHITCOCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOOBIES BEAVER BOOBS BLOWJOB JERK OFF SIGMUND FREUD PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE SPIC FUCKHEAD FAGGOT FUCKING A HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN KIKE HELLFUCKER POOPOO CHRISTHUMPER JACKASS FUCK FUCK CUNT SHITE POLACK GOBSHITE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the JACK ABRAMOFF and his PISS OFF of girraffes in which SLOPE while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FRED PHELPS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH