Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without COCKSUCKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or POLACK neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTT-FOR-BRAINS, sudden DOT HEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEX or DUMBASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PAKI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLEMEN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA QUEEF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT COCKSUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TRANNY television programs to address COCKGOBLIN Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKSTAIN Tourette's is TOSSER not to be BLUMPKIN confused with DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUCHETITS random ASS disorientation, culturally-SHITPISSER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BLISTERING BARNACLES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WHITE PEOPLE language, JACK ABRAMOFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SAGGY TITS JAP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive SEMEN quantities DUNE COON of ANAL DIABETES RUSKIE garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the BORDER HOPPER Author:

The SHITTY Tourette's I AM CORNHOLIO! Research Institute was SOD founded to DELICIOUS CAKE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POOPOO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF SHIT article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BLISTERING BARNACLES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIRD SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DARTH VADER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUTTFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Tourrette's sufferers KAFFIR swear. You can TWO-INCH PENIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GO COUNT YOUR DICK TV, for always focusing on the VENEREAL DISEASE bad side of a terrible PUNANI thing.
The main COCKSUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TRANNY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING FUCKFUCKER knee ASSHOLE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is DAMN IT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for VAGINA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RUSKIE sufferers to become BALLS manically depressed and BLOWJOB commit ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP suicide.
There is no FROG'S FAT ASS cure, and the CHIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the WETBACK tics often have adverse CHICKEN SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSFACE perodol" which caused my entire COCKSMOKER body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE basically made it NIGGA! worse than AUTOFELLATIO it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a TITWANK tourette syndrome RAGHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DARTH VADER the JIGGABOO public view of Tourettes as a "BEANER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I RAPE WALRUSES! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUGGER sorry for JIZZ "hi-jacking" your I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITMOUSE this that really VAGINA annoys me. I am working towards a CAMEL FUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CONDOMS, and making fun of a CUNNILINGUS horrible disorder is (not) LAKE TITICACA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAPE time.

Best PAKI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DYKE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are KOREA LOVER not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. BUTT-HOLE Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The BATHING SUIT AREA bastard who wrote this article. You can DOG FUCKER punch him if you TITS want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HORSE PENIS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FLYING RAT'S ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MAMA MIA and FUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOTHERFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WHORE BAND WITH 4 SPIC MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MONKEY SHIT HORSE! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'S HOUSE

How FIST FUCK to SOD cure ASSFACE the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEARL NECKLACE for JAP Tourette's CAMEL JOCKEY Syndrome BITCH is TAMPONS following COCKSMOKER these CUM rules DYKE in BALL SACK order:

1: Avoid BUTTFUCKER immature GOD DAMMIT little MASTURBATION kids,
2: Count to ASSHAT within MOTHERFUCKER 10 NAZIseconds,
3: Do not open your BUKKAKE SHITHEAD CUNTRAG nor I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL talk,
4: Tell TACO yourself you EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA don't TITWANK have GIVING HEAD this FLYING FUCK disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUTT-FOR-BRAINS last straw RECTUM RAIDER!

I fucking put AMERICA ONLINE' my comment at the TOP OF THE ARSE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITFACE the TOP OF DARTH VADER THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be pen0r offensive. DICKFACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKER people who try ASS to battle FUCKFACE'ARSE that tight-ass ASSHAT 17-year-PRICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK YOU it now, but someone said COCKSUCKER' DARTH VADER FROG'S FAT ASS'WANKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FRED PHELPS is a laughing CHINK matter. Plus there MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Uncyclopedia, there are SHITFACE articles CLIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHOAD stuff. So PENISFUCK that means SHITSLINGING stop getting mad at the LGBT RIGHTS first part too and SHITFUCKER talking about the FUCK OFF letter that it's FUCKSTAIN mocking (what LET'S SHIT letter? I don't even know what SHITHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS hi self D'OH even made a really SHITE good point. "It's COCKSHITTER nothing more HO from a head nod to a BALLS knee tick". HELL. Which I'll add BITCH onto DICKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BOOBIES suffer that ANAL DIABETES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOZILLA FIREFOX it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT CRAPPER be, because if I were a WIENER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article REBECCA BLACK hilarious. If you FUCKSTAIN Want facts, go on WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FLYING FUCK be offended, don't read SHITPISSER the freaking LET'S SHIT article anyway.

BASTARD BENCH PRESS CHOAD YOU WANKER DELICIOUS CAKE FLYING FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUDGEPACKER ASSFACE INBRED

KIKE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE GO COUNT YOUR DICK HONKY FOUR-EYES MALL SANTA RHODESIA CUNT CRAPPER CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSFACE CLEMEN FUCKING A SHITHEAD CUNT LAKE TITICACA suck my mothers COON WETBACK WOP SPIC TOSSER LET'S SHIT DICK CHICKEN O KURWA! MONKEY SHIT BOLLOCKS EMO BAD MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] SCUMBUCKET FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO CUNT QUEEF YID FUCKWIT BASTARD FUCK YOU CHICKEN SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT TOURETTE'S IS FUN TESTICLE CHOKE SON OF A BITCH LOLCAT CUNT HORSE PENIS FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE DAMN GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS HOMO SUITCASE PENIS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKWIT NEGRO JACKASS POOPOO HELL FIRECROTCH TURD CUNT DIPSHIT GRAPE PENIS CUNNILINGUS MILF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DIPSHIT ASS SPANK THE MONKEY WANK HORSE SHIT COCKSUCKER FUCKING CUNTRAG EMO BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER QUEEF CONAN O'BRIAN DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SAMUEL L. JACKSON LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT NIGGER TITTYWANK SON OF A BITCH SHIT ASSRAPING DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS DICK CHICKEN FUCK DILDO BITCH RAT'S ASS CHINK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS REDSKIN PICKANINNY ASS MILF RAT'S COCK ASS PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GO HOME AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS SHIT SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSFACE BITCH CUNT CRAPPER CUNT FUCK OFF YID NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN TITWANK FUCK FUCKSTAIN HELL SHITSLIDE DOG SHIT CUNT ARSEBADGERS DICKFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FENCE JUMPER KIKE JACK OFF NECROPHILIA WIENER SHIT JENKEM KIKE SHITFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK RUSTY TROMBONE SPUNK ALF HELL PEEPEE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FELCHMONKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST MOCCASINS TWO-INCH PENIS COCKSHITTER DICKHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ALEX TREBEK ASSCRACK BULLSHIT CUNT ANAL DIABETES SPUNK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WIENER BITCH BIRD SHIT SOD OFF THONG TASTER FUCK FIRECROTCH SMEG FUCK OFF DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE SACRAMENTO SUCK MY COCK CHUFF JACK OFF JACKASS MOCKIE FUCK YOU FELLATIO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BULLSHIT VAGINA ASSHOLE ANUSCAKE JACK ABRAMOFF HELL CHENEY BOOBS FUCKHEAD SUCK MY DICK CONDOMS ASSWIPE HO TOWELHEAD RAT'S ASS SCROTUM DICKHEAD BALLS YOU WANKER FUCK NUGGET WANK PORCH MONKEY HELL DAMN BELGIUM DUMBASS SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS KIDDY FIDDLER CUNNILINGUS DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PUNANI PISS MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER JIGGABOO MICK ROMANIA FUCKING A DOUCHING JESSE McCARTNEY I WILL END YOU! CHOAD DILDO FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT TOWELHEAD DAMN PISS ARTIST INJUN DOUCHE JUNGLE BUNNY BATHING SUIT AREA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NAZI PUSSY CLUSTERFUCK ASS RAPE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WIENER NIGGER TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP FUCK COCK DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! PISSHOLE BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT HELL PISS OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSLINGING SPIC ARSE ASSBANDIT PISS OFF GENITALIA MALARKY CUNT INCEST ASS BUNG-HOLE COLGATE MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FENCE JUMPER FELLATIO ASSHAT DIPSHIT RAPE KIKE CAMEL JOCKEY FLAMING ASS BADGER FAGGOT ARSEBADGERS PISS HENTAI DIPSHIT FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKBAG FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGGER TITS SHITPISSER PISS ARTIST DAMMIT DUNE COON FUCKHEAD BALLS DOUCHETITS COON FOUR-EYES BUGGER FUCKING SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD DOG SHIT VAGINA HELL STEVE BALLMER DOODIE HEAD HENTAI PRICK FUCKER YOU WANKER O KURWA! OH SHI– CHOAD DAMN FRAK BITCH FUCK SHIT MARGARET THATCHER TOTAL CRAPPY NIPPLES FUCKTARD JIZZ ASSWIPE MASTURBATION PRICK SHIT FASHION BUG INCEST CRAPPY SCROTUM LIMEY SPUNK BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASS I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER FUCKING BASEBALL PISS OFF MY ASS HELLFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS CHUFF HELL PRICK SON OF A BITCH DIMETHYL GLYCOL JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK CUM I'LL RAPE YOU JOHN SMILEY FACE POOPOO WIGGER WILLY WONKA WALRUS SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE NIPPLES FUCKTARD CLIT NICARAGUA FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK POLACK CHRISTHUMPER AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD DICKLICK FAGGOT COCK JOHNNY BOOBIES BITCH BASEBALL FUCK FRIG RUSTY TROMBONE PISS OFF FUCKER PENISFUCK GOD DAMN FUCK YOU HELLFIRE BIGNOSE FUCK SCROTUM CUNT I WILL KILL YOU! WIKIPEDIA TWAT MONKEY SHIT SHITTY SCUMBAG HELLFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE CRAPPY HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK DAMN FASHION BUG FUCK YOU DONALD RUMSFELD BEAVER FUCKSTAIN DAMN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASSHAT BIBLE BASHER SHITCOCK BULLSHIT GANGBANG GENITALIA LAKE TITICACA SON OF A BITCH BLUMPKIN TWISTY VAGINA ASSFACE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PUSSYLICKER ASSCRACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BATHING SUIT AREA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICK DICK CUNT CUNT SHITCOCK PUNANI CRACKER HELLFUCKER FEMADOM BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE TWAT PIECE OF SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSKIN FELCHING POO POO BLOWJOB WIENER ASS LICKER D'OH YOU WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHOLE SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN CUNT COCK NEGRO DAMMIT SHIT FEMADOM SUITCASE PENIS WANK PIG STUDENT MOVEMENT SCUMBUCKET DICK BALLS WIGGER INBRED FELCHMONKEY FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHAKOPEE SHITFACE BASTARD SPIC BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU FRITZ HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS VAGINA BOYCOTT VIACOM! SAGGY TITS BONER HITLER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER PRICK TONY LA RUSSA YUKY DOODY BLISTERING BARNACLES BUTTFUCKER TITS & DICKS SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY LAKE TITICACA HELL GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS BOOBIES DICK FUCKHEAD DUMBASS DICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CROTCH WINDOWS VISTA O KURWA! DOT HEAD FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING KAFFIR ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHAV FUCKER FUCK OFF CLIT POOPY YOU WANKER FUCK YOU ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITHEAD ASSCRACK FLAMING ASS BADGER SCUMBAG COLGATE FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE CHENEY NIHILISM ASSHAT CUNT LAPPER GOBSHITE FUCK WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKGOBLIN PENIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WEHATEMARIO CLIT BIGNOSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITSKIN SON OF A BITCH DAMMIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANK CLEMEN NIGNOG WEHATEMARIO PENISPENISPENIS!!! SLOPE HORSE PENIS BITCH POLESMOKER GRINGO SHITTY HO WANKER ASSHOLE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHINK I RAPE WALRUSES! RAT'S ASS 666 RAPE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHINK MALL SANTA GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS WANKER POTTYMOUTH EXTRA LONG PENIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DILDO DICK CUNTYMINTS FRITZ MICK GIVING HEAD THONG TASTER TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED ASSRAPING CHICKEN FRIES PISS OFF ASSFACE BRITNEY STRAWBERRY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY pen0r PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SPIC POMMIE PUSSY FRENCH TICKLER CUM CLIT NIGNOG SHITCOCK GRIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FROG'S FAT ASS NAZI PUSSY BALLS WIGGER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKER POTTYMOUTH P'KANG I'LL RAPE YOU ASS INBRED BASTARD DAMMIT HELL INBRED ART METAL PRODUCTS WALRUS SHIT SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN HELL BOON BUKKAKE CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST JUNGLE BUNNY TUBA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MILF COON CAMEL JOCKEY DONGSHOVER FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY ASS CHINK HELL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH BEANER PISS JACKASS CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD CHUFF TITTIES HELL DICKFACE ASSHAT BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH NIGNOG DAMN ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JOHNNY TAFFY TWISTY VAGINA FRAK FUCKING REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMN DOUCHING MONKEY SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES BEAVER SHITFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TITS YOU WANKER SOD OFF FUCK FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS FUCKING BASEBALL PENISFUCK LICK PUSSY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITE TIMBER NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO PIG COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PIG SPUNK JIGGABOO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITTIES DICKHEAD SCROTUM TURD BONER WETBACK BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT BITCH NAZI SCUMBAG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOBSHITE WHORE CHIGGER FRAK FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK LOLCAT DUMBASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY VAGINA PUSSY DICKHEAD ASSHOLE FOUR-EYES [expletive deleted] OSTRICH MY ASS BOOBIES COCKSTUFFER HO CHIGGER PRICK PISS COCKSUCKER BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! FRITZ ASSWIPE MILF BATHING SUIT AREA MONKEY BALLS BOON SHITE CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MARY WHITEHOUSE NIPPLES BULLSHIT FEMADOM FELCHMONKEY HELL DAMN HELL STRAWBERRY ASS RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS MOCKIE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JACKASS EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION PISSHOLE FUCK BUTTFUCKER [expletive deleted] CUNT CRAPPER TAFFY CHOAD GENITALIA CHICKEN SHIT BORDER HOPPER BIRD SHIT BOLLOCKS JIGGABOO FUCKING NIGGER DICK CHICKEN HEIL HITLER! CHICKEN SHIT NI SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN CUNT CUM ASSHAT CUNT BOLLOCKS PECKERHEAD FUCKING A YOU WANKER EPIDIDYMIS CHOAD RAPE GRIS GOD DAMN BRITNEY DAMN ASS LET'S SHIT ASSFACE CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING DONGSHOVER CUNT CRAPPER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JAP RAPE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITHEAD PUSSYLICKER FUCKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK ASSWIPE GOD DAMN INBRED CRAP DOG SHIT COCKGOBLIN SHITFACE HELL CRAPFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DILDO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKING JUMP! BALLS RAPE ASS BOOBIES REDNECK POLACK BOOBIES SHITE SPANK THE MONKEY DICKLICK JIZZ SHIT FIST FUCK FLYING FUCK COCKSMOKER BOOBS GOOGLE JESSE McCARTNEY COCKSUCKER NECROPHILIA WEHATEMARIO SHITBALLS CUNT FELCHING PRICK BLOWJOB ASSFACE PISS ARTIST SHUT UP, MEG! FENCE JUMPER ASSFACE DOUCHEBAG I'LL RAPE YOU WIGGER PIGFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKHEAD BEANER ORGASM SUITCASE PENIS O KURWA! FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK TAFFY PUSSYLICKER CHUFF LET'S SHIT ASSFACE FAGGOT WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT WOP SHIT BOLLOCKS DOUCHING BULLSHIT BUGGER OFF ASSFACE SHIT GRIS CHING CHONG CHINK WANK PISS OFF GOD DAMN FUCKING A ARSE FELCHING WIENER ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POOPY HELL SHITFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GOAT DICK PISS FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCKTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TURD DAMN FUCK COCKSTUFFER POOPY BALL SACK I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL ASSCRACK PRICK PEEPEE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DUMBASS MARGARET THATCHER COON DOG SHIT POOPY TURD JERRY FUCKING YOU WANKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKBAG SAGGY TITS TITWANK FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN CUNT FUCKING A JIZZ PISS SHOOP DA WHOOP CUNT CROTCH FUCKFACE I WILL END YOU! FAGGOT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BEAVER CUNT YOU WANKER MOSES FUCK ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MARGARET THATCHER BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH GIVING HEAD FUCK ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BITCH FUCKTARD AAAAAAAAA! NICARAGUA DAMMIT CUNT FEMADOM PISS ARTIST SHITCUNTING LET'S SHIT ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CHAV GOAT DICK CUNTRAG DIPSHIT FAG ORGASM GREASER RUSTY TROMBONE WANKER DOUCHEBAG TURD FELCHING PAKI DUMBASS CHIGGER FUCKWIT CRAPFUCKER WANK MONKEY SHIT GOATSE FUCKING DOUCHE NAZI YID DAMMIT BASTARD SPANK THE MONKEY DOUCHING SIGMUND FREUD CHOAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITSLINGING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELCHMONKEY [expletive deleted] WOODPECKERSHIT SLOPE FLYING FUCK SHITCUNTING SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK JACKASS FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST KITTENS COMMUNIST DILDO BULLSHIT POLAK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKTARD FAGGOT BITCH CRAP FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHETITS LENS CRAFTERS LAKE TITICACA ASSRAMMER I WILL END YOU! NIGGER TITS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TIMBER NIGGER CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUGGER BULLSHIT SHAKOPEE ARSEBADGERS BOLLOCKS WANK BASTARD PIGFUCKER BITCH FUCKFACE SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCK MALARKY PISS BOOBS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTYMINTS BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU WANK KRAUT BITCH HELL FUCKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT CHIGGER DOUCHE GYPSY SHIT WHORE GYPSY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN ASS LICKER FENCE JUMPER NECROPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN CUM SOD OFF TOTAL DICKFACE ARSE DOUCHING WANK FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CRAPPY FUCKING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BITCH CRAP TITWANK FOUR-EYES BITCH TITMOUSE DARTH VADER FUCKFACE ARSEBADGERS HELL HOSER BUNG-HOLE GOD DAMMIT HELL ASSHOLE WINDOWS VISTA NAZI TWAT JOY GOD BLESS AMERICA TIT DIRT DOUCHE NAZI JACKASS HOT GRITS MOCKIE FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FLYING FUCK Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PORCH MONKEY and with the FAG and his MOZILLA FIREFOX of girraffes in which LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS while reading about FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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