Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'FUCKSTAIN'MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE'ASS'CRAPMUNCHER'FRITZ'SHITCOCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT LAPPER neurochemical FUCK disorder SPIC characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PEDOPHILIA, sudden SHIT LIKE A HORSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKFACE or COCKSMOKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLEMEN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GRIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FLYING FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LOLCAT ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITWANK utterFUCKance of socially GOATSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTT-FOR-BRAINS television programs to address TURD Tourette's syndrome.

WIENER Tourette's is SHIT not to be PUSSY confused with NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PORCUPINE'S BALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? disorientation, culturally-CONDOMS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT ANAL DIABETES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DONKEY DICK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities SCROTUM of ANAL DIABETES FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK garbage.

Darnit.

A MICK Polite Note to the WANK Author:

The EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette's CLIT Research Institute was JERK OFF founded to TWAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GO HOME AND DIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOTHERFUCKER article HO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SON OF A BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DEMOCRACY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TWAT Tourrette's sufferers SHITCOCK swear. You can FUCKTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIGNOG TV, for always focusing on the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
• The main BRUSH MA TEETH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TURD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small AY-AY-AY knee DICKHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HADJI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOOBS school for SHITTY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TITTIES sufferers to become NIPPLES manically depressed and TURD commit DAMMIT suicide.
• There is no MICK cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the RUSKIE tics often have adverse AY-AY-AY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna AUTOFELLATIO perodol" which caused my entire MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS body to go LET'S SHIT numb and JOHN ELWAY basically made it NIGGA! worse than PRICK it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a 30 CASES OF PICKLES tourette syndrome ART METAL PRODUCTS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAPE the BULLSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "BUKKAKE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSCRACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KRAUT sorry for FUCKING "hi-jacking" your PEARL NECKLACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSE this that really TIMBER NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ARSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SOD OFF, and making fun of a BOOBS horrible disorder is (not) DICKFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELL time.

Best IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society CULT OF THE DEAD COW.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. GOOK Regards to Andrew SPICY CUNT FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The TURD bastard who wrote this article. You can SOD punch him if you SHITFACE want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my ARSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PEDOPHILIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WETBACK and ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUTT PIRATE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOG FUCKER BAND WITH 4 SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HAIL SATAN! HORSE! PEDOPHILIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PEDOPHILIA'S HOUSE

How MOCCASINS to DOUCHE cure IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Tourette's FUCKTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment LAKE TITICACA for SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette's DAGO Syndrome GOD DAMMIT is TITTIES following WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? these BASTARD rules COCK in JACK OFF order:

• 1: Avoid SAGGY TITS immature POOPY little GOBSHITE kids,
• 2: Count to BITCH within BEANER 10 SODseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOD DAMN SIGMUND FREUD O CANADA nor SAGGY TITS talk,
• 4: Tell TAMPONS yourself you DICK IN A BOX don't JAP have VENEREAL DISEASE this BAD MOTHERFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FRED PHELPS WITH NASTY DIPSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PEDOPHILIA last straw BITCH!

I fucking put FUCKING' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF MONKEY BALLS THIS TONY LA RUSSA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PORCH MONKEY offensive. EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to REDNECK people who try TACO to battle WANKSPLAT'DICK CHICKEN that tight-ass BELGIUM 17-year-WIKIPEDIA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DIPSHIT it now, but someone said CHRIS CHAN' FUCK ORGASM'SMEG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing BLUE PENIS! matter. Plus there FAGGOT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MALARKY Uncyclopedia, there are DICKLICK articles COON about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANKER stuff. So INBRED that means HORSE PENIS stop getting mad at the CLIT first part too and HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS talking about the AUTOFELLATIO letter that it's MOCKIE mocking (what BOOBIES letter? I don't even know what FUCK YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITTING DICK NIPPLES hi self AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI even made a really BEANER good point. "It's FUCK nothing more FOREIGN CURRENCY from a head nod to a AOL IPs knee tick". SPUNK. Which I'll add O KURWA! onto GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CLUSTERFUCK suffer that INBRED much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRAPFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITTIES be, because if I were a ARSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SCUMBAG hilarious. If you MOTHERFUCKER Want facts, go on JOHN ELWAY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKSHITTER be offended, don't read MASTURBATION the freaking DOUCHEBAG article anyway.

DICKHEAD BOOBIES FUCK ASSFACE JAP FUCKSTAIN BULLCRAP PENIS CAMEL FUCKER BEANER

PISS FUCKSTAIN BITCH WANKER NIPPLES WANK SMEG FRIG CHENEY DICK CHICKEN DICK CHICKEN DONGSHOVER COLGATE SHITTY JOHN ELWAY DICKHEAD THONG TASTER FRIG SUCK MY COCK PIECE OF SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE SAND NIGGER YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS SHITE SPIC CUNNILINGUS PENIS SHITSLIDE HADJI CUNTRAG BASTARD ASSCRACK DAMN FUCKING ORGASM HELLFIRE POLESMOKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE FUCKING A BALL SACK FUCK CARPET MUNCHER SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK OFF MOCKIE SHIT NIGGER PRICK BASTARD WANK WANK SHITE JAP TITS COCKSUCKER GANGBANG FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT SLOPE GOD DAMN FUCKING A WANK TACO DOUCHEBAG JACKASS DUNE COON CUNT DAMMIT WIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB DIRTY SANCHEZ KRAUT CLIT NAZI DOT HEAD JUSTIN BIEBER DOUCHING PRICK FUCKWIT CUNTYMINTS CUNTRAG AMERICA ONLINE NIGGER BUGGER OFF ARSE CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHE GOD DAMN GENITALIA DOG FUCKER INCEST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PORCH MONKEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING A JACKASS DAMN IT GARBAGE DAY! FUCK NUGGET HELL I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT HITLER ARFENHOUSE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DIPSHIT ABO FEMADOM ROSIE O'DONNELL TITS & DICKS HOSER DOUCHETITS FUCKING A ASSCRACK ARSE RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU [expletive deleted] PISS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SNUFF PORN MOCCASINS FUCK OFF DAMMIT TACO DAMN ARSE FUDGEPACKER BITCH DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS BLOWJOB WANKSPLAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKFACE HELL SEMEN DICK CHICKEN BEANER INBRED CUNT FIREWALLS FIRECROTCH TONY LA RUSSA BATHING SUIT AREA BOOBS CUNT BASTARD FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS EMO I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FUCK LIMEY ASSWIPE DIPSHIT BITCH SCROTUM WANK DAMN IT CUNT STEVE BALLMER MOCCASINS TRANNY DOUCHEBAG CLUSTERFUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! MELAMINE WILLY WONKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER BITCH JIGGABOO DONKEY DICK DICKWAD DOUCHE HORSE SHIT HOT GRITS BITCH POOPY BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! FUCKER BUGGER OFF DAMN FUCKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BOOBIES PAKI BUTTFUCKER FUCKER DOG FUCKER BITCH ASSCRACK JACKASS TITS GIVING HEAD FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BALL SACK ASS DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK NORTH KOREA ASS PEEPEE CUNTBUCKET BRITNEY ASS JACK OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK NUGGET BUTTFUCKER POMMIE ASSWIPE DAMN ASSHAT INCEST TURD SHITCOCK KNOBJOCKEY HELL GRINGO BULLSHIT SEX BITCH ASSHOLE CHENEY FUCK OFF SCUMBAG ASS PENISBIRD PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT CONAN O'BRIAN SHIT FUCKFACE BALLS HONKY BENCH PRESS DAMMIT ASS THONG TASTER JOHNNY OSTRICH MY ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PENIS BONG SHITE DAMNATION BASTARD TOSSER FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK BULLSHIT BITCH PIGFUCKER DICKWAD HONKY PENIS ON A STICK SHITTY NAZI POLAK BALLS FAGGOT WIKIPEDIA RULES [EXPLETIVE] TITMOUSE ASS SPIC TWO-INCH PENIS BEAVER JESSE McCARTNEY NEGRO BUTT PIRATE HO DONKEY DICK TENTACLE RAPE PISS TOSSER SAND NIGGER BUGGER FUCKING A DICK IN A BOX CUNNILINGUS FUCKING CHENEY BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! PISS OFF BULLCRAP CUNTBUCKET FOUR-EYES FUCKING A JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT CHAV NIGGER WANK RAT'S ASS BUGGER ASSHAT SHITE NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER TACO CUNT POLAK JOHNNY SHIT DIPSHIT ASSHOLE NIGGER CUNT CHIGGER AMERICA ONLINE CHICKEN FRIES SHIT BUKKAKE COCKSHITTER FUCKING A SUCK MY DICK SHITTY MAMA MIA CRAPMUNCHER ARSE O CANADA NECROPHILIA TESTICLE CHOKE DUMBASS ARSE JACKASS DUNE COON HEIL HITLER! TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS [EXPLETIVE] RUSTY TROMBONE DOUCHETITS FROG BITCH COCKGOBLIN CUNTSWILLING MOZILLA FIREFOX PUSSYLICKER NIGGER TITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BALLS PISS UP MY ARSE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKER DESU RAT'S COCK ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING FROG'S FAT ASS BIRD SHIT TONY LA RUSSA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK OFF BEANER YUKY DOODY DILDO DAMN PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK MICK ASSRAPING POOPY VENEREAL DISEASE TACO NIGGER CLEMEN FUCKHEAD FEMADOM FUCK BASTARD VAGINA POLESMOKER CUNT GREASER JACKASS BLESSED DAMN SAINT JIZZ POWERSHIT WANK COCK DICK GOAT DICK SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK COCKSMOKER RUSTY TROMBONE NIGNOG FLYING FUCK INBRED BONER ANAL NORTH KOREA SPICY CUNT FUCK BELGIUM PEDOPHILIA WIENER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS BUTTFUCKER SHITPISSER LIMEY CROTCH GOAT DICK SHITTY DICKFACE MASTURBATION ASSHAT HORSE SHIT KRAUT BITCH BALLS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKSTAIN PUSSYLICKER DICKLICK I WILL KILL YOU! BLOWJOB DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MASTURBATION TOSSER FUCK HORSE SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PORCUPINE'S BALLS LET'S SHIT BOOBIES HEIL HITLER! CLUSTERFUCK CUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JESSE McCARTNEY SEX MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HOLY DUMB FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSWIPE GOATSE KIKE FUCK FLYING FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA KRAUT INCEST FELLATIO DUMBASS JACKASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSFACE FUCK YOU PENIS ON A STICK CLIT EXTRA LONG PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CLEMEN FUCK DICKHEAD TITWANK MOLDY TITS SHITSLINGING TOWELHEAD FUCKWIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SPANK THE MONKEY JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WANKER DUMBASS DOG SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD WHORE IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! CRAP ON A STICK HELL SHIT FUCKHEAD ARSE BUKKAKE VAGINA WARNER MUSIC GROUP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! [EXPLETIVE] TIMBER NIGGER NEGRO SHITE MILF PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK BALL SACK BELGIUM BONER LOGJAMMER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUGGER FUCK YOU KIKE GO HOME AND DIE FUCKHEAD SNUFF PORN BUGGER OFF LET'S SHIT JIZZ EUROIPODS FUCK OFF WANK GIVING HEAD HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKHEAD NAZI KAFFIR HONKY FLYING FUCK BONER JUNGLE BUNNY ABO SHITE ANAL CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER TITWANK PISS CUNT DONKEY DICK FRED PHELPS FUCK NUGGET BITCH RAT'S COCK SUGARTITS HELL INJUN PEDOPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO QUEEF JUSTIN BIEBER PEEPEE SEX DICKFACE BEAVER POLAK BELGIUM FUCKING A RAPE ASSRAPING ARSE BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER NIPPLES DAMN BIG FOOT JACKASS SHIT FUCK YOU BULLSHIT FUCK PISS SEX SHITBALLS INJUN SPUNK JACKASS SHIT MALL SANTA BUGFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JACKASS CUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT DUMBASS ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH INBRED NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMN COCKSMOKER FUCKTARD FIRECROTCH SUCK MY DICK FUCKING A SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GYPSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JERRY ASSFACE FUCK FUCK SMEG FROG FUCK SUITCASE PENIS DAMN CUNT CHICKEN FRIES JAP BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BOON PENIS ON A STICK TAIWAN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANK SHITSLINGING FUCK BOOBIES DAMN DUMBASS HELL PISS BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE SHITPISSER GOD DAMN SHITFACE DAMN SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? BALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHAT BLUMPKIN PORCUPINE'S BALLS BIGNOSE HELL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FRIG SOD OFF GYPSY FUCKSTAIN TITS FROG GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE JACKASS BASTARD LENS CRAFTERS CHIGGER RAGHEAD ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN POMMIE FEWMETS PENIS FUCK SHITSLINGING SHIT GYPSY PEACEFUL RICK MORANIS BALL SACK JAP URINE-GARGLING ASSFACE TACO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JACKASS SPANK THE MONKEY SHITHEAD TITMOUSE BRUSH MA TEETH FLYING RAT'S ASS TIT SPRINKLES MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING WIGGER SCROTUM LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE CUNT FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER TAMPONS DAMN FUCKWIT POMMIE NIGNOG RUSKIE SHITHEAD SCROTUM DONKEY PUNCHER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BULLCRAP MOCCASINS GARBAGE DAY! CUNT COCKSUCKER GRINGO FUCK DAMN ASSCRACK TITWANK CLUSTERFUCK PUSSYLICKER BLOWJOB BOLLOCKS HELL ASSHOLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICK IN A BOX DIPSHIT SHAKOPEE NORTH KOREA CUNNILINGUS TITS & DICKS BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S ASS FELLATIO JACK OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CRACKER FLYING FUCK VOTE FUCKER WIGGER GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT FIRECROTCH BENCH PRESS DICKHEAD BEANER STEVE BALLMER FUCK NUGGET BULLSHIT WANK BITCH FOOTBALL TWAT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD LIMEY POLESMOKER BOLLOCKS SHIT DICKFACE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK COCKSTUFFER SON OF A BITCH HONKY PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GREASER PORCH MONKEY [expletive deleted] VAGINA SPUNK FUCKER D'OH DAMN IT DOG SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTT-HOLE FUCKHEAD VAGINA SHITCOCK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CHINK GOD DAMMIT WANK MOTHERFUCKER TWAT TITTYWANK DICKHEAD FASHION BUG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITTY HELL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKWIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNT MOCCASINS FUCKHEAD BOOBS CRAPMUNCHER PEDOPHILIA [expletive deleted] GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAPE NIGNOG SHITPISSER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES DICKWAD FUCKER JACKASS DICKFACE WANKSPLAT GOAT DICK FAG BITCH NI I'LL RAPE YOU BUKKAKE KAFFIR BLUMPKIN JOHN SMILEY FACE SON OF A BITCH JOHN ELWAY I'LL RAPE YOU PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSYLICKER SHITFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NIPPLES CHICKEN FRIES RAGHEAD YOGHURT CANNON TITS DAMN FUCKWIT LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE FUCK YOU BLUMPKIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMMIT JACK ABRAMOFF FRIG DOT HEAD POMMIE INBRED DICK NECROPHILIA RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD RAPE SAGGY TITS FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD VANDAL CRAP TIMBER NIGGER TAMPONS WIENER JOHNNY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE CHICKEN FRIES CRACKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSUCKER TITS & DICKS SHIT SHITTY [expletive deleted] HELL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER MOCCASINS POOPY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HOMO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SMEG FUCKTARD LIMEY MONKEY SHIT DONKEY DICK EDITABLE DYK ABO HELL GO HOME AND DIE EAT MY SHIT! PORCH MONKEY ARSE SHITBALLS TIMBER NIGGER BORDER HOPPER STUB SCUMBAG PUSSY DICKLICK GENITALIA DUMBASS CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES TACO FUCK OFF HAIL SATAN! SUCK A BIG DICK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCK DOM DeLUISE TIT DIRT JUSTIN BIEBER OH SHI– HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RAGHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY KIKE CLUSTERFUCK CRAP BOB SAGET FRAK DAMN ORGASM TESTICLE CHOKE VAGINA FUCKBAG CUNT ASSCRACK COCKGOBLIN CONDOMS NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER BELLEND DAMNATION CAPTAIN CRUNCH DEVELOPERS! DAMMIT TITS & DICKS DARTH VADER DOUCHE CUNTBUCKET CUNT SHITHEAD GRINGO ASS 666 I AM CORNHOLIO! CONDOMS RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD DICKWAD FUCKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER JACKASS SHIT ANAL BITCH PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS JUSTIN BIEBER KIKE DAMMIT TWAT FEMADOM DAMN BUGGER OFF BOLLOCKS BELLEND SLOPE FRITZ JAP TUBA COCKSUCKER GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT YUKY DOODY FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUNG-HOLE GIVING HEAD ANUSCAKE DAMN HITLER CONAN O'BRIAN PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT FUCKFACE HOMO BUGGER SEMEN WANKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS COCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKFACE PEEPEE EPIDIDYMIS SHITSKIN SHIT FRAK CUNT JERK OFF BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITFACE NIHILISM YOU TURD MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG BUGGER MONKEY SHIT FUCKING A LET'S SHIT JAP GRINGO DICK IN A BOX WARNER MUSIC GROUP PENISFUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKFACE GANGBANG JACKASS BUTT-HEAD FLYING FUCK GIVING HEAD SLOPE RECTUM RAIDER BOOBIES GOD DAMN PISS TWO-INCH PENIS MONKEY SHIT ASSWIPE FIRECROTCH YOU WANKER BIGNOSE BUGFUCK WANK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INBRED BITCH SHITSLINGING ANUSCAKE AMERICA ONLINE TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN SHAKOPEE DOUCHING COCKSUCKER FROG TIT SPRINKLES BUGGER PEDOPHILIA FUCKING FUCK GRUE RAPE PIG SHIT OUT OF MY DICK PRICK DAMN IT PISS FROG'S FAT ASS BULLSHIT KIKE SHITTY NIGNOG JERK OFF SHIT FENCE JUMPER HORSE SHIT WANK ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER POOPOO ASS PIGFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK DOG SHIT MALARKY DAMN HAIL SATAN! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITTY CUNT SUCK A BIG DICK WANK JUNGLE BUNNY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SMEG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS SCUMBAG MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING BASEBALL FUCK OFF EPIDIDYMIS FELLATIO GANGBANG SHITSKIN [EXPLETIVE] MOSES I RAPE WALRUSES! BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? pen0r DUNE COON REDSKIN FUCK OFF DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER JIZZ ASS COCK BITCH GOD DAMN YOUR MOM BULLCRAP Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS and with the RAT'S ASS and his HELL of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about DOUCHETITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POLESMOKER