Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without PIXIES comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PORCH MONKEY article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOTHERFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder MICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, sudden RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SCROTUM or ASSHAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PEEPEE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHICKEN FRIES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FELCHING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHETITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INJUN FELCHING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITFACE utterFUCKance of socially BALLS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address HORSE SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

BOLLOCKS Tourette's is ASSCRACK not to be IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD confused with PISSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TWAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HORSE SHIT random CLUSTERFUCK disorientation, culturally-INCEST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRACKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMMIT language, ROSIE O'DONNELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NAZI FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities MOTHERFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES PEDOPHILIA garbage.

Darnit.

A POTTYMOUTH Polite Note to the FUCK YOU Author:

The YOGHURT CANNON Tourette's DICKLICK Research Institute was BRITNEY founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING JUMP! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOZILLA FIREFOX article HOMO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCKSHITTER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WANK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SCROTUM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FRENCH TICKLER Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of HADJI Tourrette's sufferers POTTYMOUTH swear. You can WETBACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKSHITTER TV, for always focusing on the BUKKAKE bad side of a terrible FUCKER thing.
The main DICKFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSCRACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WALRUS SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JOHN ELWAY knee JACKASS SHIT NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SHUT UP, MEG! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRAPMUNCHER school for PEARL NECKLACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS sufferers to become CRACKER manically depressed and TITS commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
There is no CHAV cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAG tics often have adverse TITWANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JIZZ perodol" which caused my entire KNOBJOCKEY body to go BONER numb and FUCKTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD DAMMIT it is without the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a INJUN tourette syndrome NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSWIPE the DILDO public view of Tourettes as a "ASSWIPE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COON much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WILLY WONKA sorry for FUCKTARD "hi-jacking" your CAMEL JOCKEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACK ABRAMOFF this that really WIENER annoys me. I am working towards a EPIDIDYMIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PORCH MONKEY, and making fun of a FIRECROTCH horrible disorder is (not) JACK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE time.

Best DICK CHICKEN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “KIKE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing NORTH KOREA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. SHITTY Regards to Andrew COCKGOBLIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The BLOWJOB bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGNOG punch him if you FAG want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CRAPFUCKER saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my HELLFIRE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ART METAL PRODUCTS and DICKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRAP ON A STICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAND WITH 4 BELLEND MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JUNGLE BUNNY HORSE! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA'S HOUSE

How MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! to GOBSHITE cure JIZZ the ASSHAT Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SEMEN for BUGFUCK Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Syndrome BIRD SHIT is BUKKAKE following YID these CHIGGER rules THONG TASTER in CAPTAIN CRUNCH order:

1: Avoid LAKE TITICACA immature SHITTY little MILF kids,
2: Count to CHINK within CUNT 10 WIKIPEDIAseconds,
3: Do not open your STRAWBERRY ASS LET'S SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY nor SCUMBAG talk,
4: Tell CAPTAIN CRUNCH yourself you POTTYMOUTH don't SEX have FUCKHEAD this SEX disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK VAGINA WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DUMBASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA last straw MOTHERFUCKER!

I fucking put NIGGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHOAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FRIG the TOP OF SCUMBAG THIS TACO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TOWELHEAD offensive. ASSHAT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSCRACK people who try FUCKFACE to battle GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY'ASSHAT that tight-ass BLOWJOB 17-year-CUNT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SOD it now, but someone said DICK CHICKEN' ASS PRICK'WHORE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITSKIN is a laughing BEAVER matter. Plus there VAGINA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAPE Uncyclopedia, there are JACKASS articles JUNGLE BUNNY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BELLEND stuff. So POMMIE that means DAMN IT stop getting mad at the TWAT first part too and DICKFACE talking about the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS letter that it's EPIDIDYMIS mocking (what FIRECROTCH letter? I don't even know what DILDO the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKSMOKER hi self suck my mothers even made a really WIGGER good point. "It's ASSCRACK nothing more PAKI from a head nod to a GIVING HEAD knee tick". THIS IS A RARE SWEAR. Which I'll add ANAL DIABETES onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WIKIPEDIA suffer that FUCKING JUMP! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ARSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUTT-HEAD be, because if I were a SHITFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you BANGKOK Want facts, go on FASHION BUG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RUSTY TROMBONE be offended, don't read ASSFACE the freaking FAGGOT article anyway.

BUKKAKE FUCK BORDER HOPPER FUCK GOBSHITE NAZI PENIS JOHN ELWAY DUMBASS WIENER

FELCHMONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOODIE HEAD BOB SAGET SOD PENIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICK DAMNED TABERNACLE EPIDIDYMIS BONER SHIT HELL ASSCRACK BLOWJOB BUGGER FUCK FUCK BULLSHIT TWAT PENISPENISPENIS!!! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF SHIT FELLATIO GENITALIA DICKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BANGKOK O KURWA! WIENER CUNT THONG TASTER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BLUE PENIS! FUCKHEAD FAG P'KANG COCKSMOKER MAMA MIA SPIC SPIC AY-AY-AY WIGGER SMEG ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COCKSHITTER TIT SPRINKLES NIGGER ASSWIPE DESU SHIT ASSBANDIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BULLCRAP PUSSY ASSHAT MALARKY SHITHEAD EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG PISS UP MY ARSE COCKSUCKER FUCK NUGGET SCUMBAG NIPPLES HOSER ASSFACE POLAK REBECCA BLACK RUSKIE FELLATIO CRAPPY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE SHITFACE THIS IS SPARTA! CUNT TWAT WANK CHINK NEOPETS BOB SAGET NAZI BOOBIES TITMOUSE RAT'S COCK MONKEY BALLS BAT FUCK INSANE NEGRO SOD OFF ASSCRACK BITCH GOBSHITE NEGRO DONALD RUMSFELD ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE BITCH ASS suck my mothers CUNTRAG NICARAGUA SON OF A BITCH ASS SEMPRINI WANK TITS SHIT GRINGO AUTOFELLATIO JUNGLE BUNNY DILDO PISS DAMN WETBACK LOLCAT PENIS ABO COLGATE GOBSHITE PUNANI ANAL FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUM TWAT BUTTFUCKER ARSEBADGERS SHITE JACKASS CHIGGER KIKE YOU WANKER SHITSLIDE FRIG GARBAGE DAY! SHITHEAD DICKLICK ASSHAT ASS GOBSHITE CUNT CHINK ARSE PISS ASSWIPE HOT GRITS JOHNNY CLEMEN CRAP BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUTT PIRATE JAP ASS ASS DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT TURD WEHATEMARIO DAMMIT PENISBIRD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE PISS ARTIST NIGGER WOP RECTUM RAIDER FAGGOT DAMN WANKER CRAPMUNCHER TOSSER OPINION ALEX TREBEK ASSHAT DAMMIT NECROPHILIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK DAMN COCKSUCKER FELLATIO FAG BITCH COON HELL FAG SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD TOTAL BLUE PENIS! SHITHEAD JACKASS SUGARTITS SUCK MY COCK FUCKING INBRED NECROPHILIA BASTARD FRAK BUTTFUCKER LIMEY HOSER JOHN SMILEY FACE PENIS ON A STICK HELL FEMADOM MOCCASINS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BLOWJOB GOBSHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SUCK MY COCK ASSHAT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK YOU DYKE PUSSYLICKER YUKY DOODY FELLATIO HELL FUCK YOU DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK SPIC BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKING A JACKASS JAP JACKASS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE INBRED PISS ARTIST SAND NIGGER FIST FUCK MASTURBATION POOPOO FUCK BUTTFUCKER JAP NORTH KOREA MOTHERFUCKER SHITE CUNT FIRECROTCH WANK BALL SACK SHAKOPEE GOOK WOP PISSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT FUCKING SEMEN COCK BIGNOSE GENITALIA FUCKBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FELLATIO DICKLICK FUCK REDNECK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL AUTOFELLATIO FRIG CONDOMS TITS BLUMPKIN CRIMETHINK BITCH BANGKOK DICKHEAD TWAT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING BLOWJOB FUCKING A FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WANK PENIS CHICKEN SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISSHOLE LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH CRAP BELLEND CUNTBUCKET NIGGER FUDGEPACKER I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE JERK OFF DOUCHEBAG TIMBER NIGGER BORDER HOPPER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BALL SACK DONGSHOVER PRICK DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YOU PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BELGIUM OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKING DOG FUCKER WHITE RIGHTS JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT SEX DOUCHING CANNED QUOTE BITCH WALRUS SHIT BUGGER SHIT TURD CUNT ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER JIGGABOO HELLFIRE RAGHEAD BOOBS GO COUNT YOUR DICK AUTOFELLATIO FAGGOT DIPSHIT FUCKFACE IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! BULLSHIT AMERICA ONLINE TITS & DICKS DOUCHEBAG TIBETAN BUDDHISM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BATHING SUIT AREA ANAL DIABETES BITCH DAMN ASSWIPE DILDO COCK VOTE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU BUTT PIRATE NECROPHILIA COCK PENISBIRD SHIT FUCKTARD SCROTUM FIST FUCK HORSE SHIT DICK IN A BOX SAGGY TITS FUCK TWAT TITS WIGGER CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS DICKHEAD CUM TUBA BUKKAKE GOOK DILDO PUNANI BEAVER JACKASS DICKFACE CUNT RAPE BIGNOSE POLACK MONKEY'S UNCLE GOD DAMMIT FAG DOG SHIT BOOBIES ASSFACE [expletive deleted] DICK suck my mothers BUTT-HOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK JUNGLE BUNNY FRAK SHITFACE PEARL NECKLACE KRAUT SHITFACE TACO TWO-INCH PENIS TITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GIVING HEAD PIECE OF SHIT GOOK POOPOO 666 ASSHOLE CUM FUCK OFF SEMEN HELL ASSHOLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKSTAIN LOLCAT BEAVER SHITHEAD SHITFACE I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS DAMN IT CUNT SHITFUCKER CUNT TITS BASTARD ASSHAT DOUCHE DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD FEMADOM TRANNY BITCH NAZI I WILL END YOU! BALLS YOGHURT CANNON BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER POWERSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TIMBER NIGGER REDNECK TITWANK HOT GRITS ASS BULLSHIT NIPPLES FUCKING NECROPHILIA DICK IN A BOX JERK OFF HELL FUCKSTAIN MARCH OF FLAMES BIGNOSE CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD YOGHURT CANNON DAMMIT MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE GYPSY BRUSH MA TEETH SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT LAPPER WHORE GOAT DICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ARSE CRAPFUCKER FUCK A DUCK O CANADA GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK [expletive deleted] CLIT BASTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CRACKER DONALD RUMSFELD BORDER HOPPER TITMOUSE CUNT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CAMEL FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT PIECE OF SHIT CHENEY SEMEN LET'S SHIT CLIT COCKSHITTER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT CRAPPER CUNTBUCKET COCKSTUFFER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK OFF FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOUCHEBAG FRENCH TICKLER WALRUS SHIT NECROPHILIA CLIT DAMN IT CRACKER CHINK SCUMBAG PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK YOU BITCH FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER CROTCH SHIT pen0r LET'S SHIT SUGARTITS GOD DAMN CHOAD KISSER BOOBS WANK BULLCRAP NAZI NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS GRAPE PENIS SNUFF PORN SHITPISSER NAZI SHITBALLS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN IT PIGFUCKER KAFFIR FUCKFACE HELL GO HOME AND DIE DOT HEAD ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS SHIT ASSRAPING ALEX TREBEK RUSTY TROMBONE TITTYWANK DEVELOPERS! MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE NEGRO PICKANINNY CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE FUCK OFF GENITALIA TITTYWANK GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER SCUMBUCKET FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS JUNGLE BUNNY CHRISTHUMPER TITS DOUCHEBAG WANKSPLAT NI NIGNOG ORGASM DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH HELL COMMUNIST DILDO GOATSE SHITFACE FUCK BUTT-HOLE DIPSHIT YUKY DOODY BITCH DEVELOPERS! HORSE SHIT COON ASSHAT BITCH DEVELOPERS! MICK JESSE McCARTNEY HOMO SHITTY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNT BALL SACK ASSWIPE DICK BUTTFUCKER RAPE NIGNOG FUCK OFF FUCK D'OH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TOWELHEAD MASTURBATION MASTURBATION ARSE DOUCHING CUNT BOOBS CHIGGER HEIL HITLER! MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER BELLEND IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ANAL DIABETES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! YUKY DOODY PORCUPINE'S BALLS BELGIUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS PENIS FUCKING A QUEEF SHITCOCK PISSHOLE DICKHEAD FUCK YOU LOGJAMMER FUCKING A FUCKTARD BUGFUCK SEX DAGO SHITE BUGFUCK DICKFACE PIGFUCKER TITTYWANK POWERSHIT CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS REBECCA BLACK ASS KRAUT REDNECK TOTAL GO HOME AND DIE FOREIGN CURRENCY VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMMIT SHITTY KAFFIR SHITSLINGING FAGGOT NECROPHILIA FUCKER ASS LICKER FUCKING HOSER RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING FUCK VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN SAND NIGGER OH SHI– CAMEL FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT FOUR-EYES BULLSHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD ARSE SHITCOCK CHOAD KISSER ASS PISS ARTIST DUNE COON TITMOUSE MOLDY TITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER CHINK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WEHATEMARIO FUCK [expletive deleted] FUCKTARD TOURETTE'S IS FUN BUTTFUCKER REDSKIN WIENER BASTARD SHITHEAD COCK MARCH OF FLAMES CAMEL FUCKER COON CUNT SAND NIGGER DOG SHIT FUCKFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN CHINA IS CAPITALIST SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCK FUCKHEAD CUNTRAG CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S COCK BUTT-HEAD GRAPE PENIS ASS PEARL NECKLACE SHITE INCEST NECROPHILIA BIRD SHIT SHITSLINGING DONKEY DICK PUSSYLICKER YOU WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! BUTTFUCKER URINE-GARGLING MOTHERFUCKER PENISBIRD YOU WANKER FUCK DAGO DELICIOUS CAKE FROG CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD BULLCRAP TITTYWANK COLGATE WANK BIGNOSE EMO NAZI RAT'S ASS BOOBS DAGO RICK MORANIS ORGASM RAPE PROTESTS O CANADA SHITE FUCKING A SCROTUM TIT SPRINKLES DIPSHIT CHAV SPUNK ROSIE O'DONNELL RAPE TOSSER PUSSYLICKER DAMN IT POMMIE TUBA RANDY TRAVIS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMNATION ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ORGASM YOU WANKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JACK OFF DOODIE HEAD BASTARD WIENER JOHN ELWAY DICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSCRACK ASS FUCKING GOATSE BITCH BIBLE BASHER PENIS NIGGER PORCH MONKEY BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMN PEEPEE WANK DAMN ASS ARSE DICK SHITFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CRAP BASTARD FUCKER SHITCUNTING CUNT POWERSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK DOODIE HEAD HITLER SACRAMENTO LOLLIPOPS CAMEL JOCKEY MARGARET THATCHER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SAND NIGGER FROG DICK CHICKEN BASTARD SUCK MY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE ASSHOLE DICKFACE SHAKOPEE SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT SUCK MY COCK RAT'S COCK JACK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HELL AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BULLCRAP MARCH OF FLAMES NI BLUE PENIS! MONKEY'S UNCLE BELLEND GOD BLESS AMERICA NIGGER JERK OFF PRICK SOD OFF DIPSHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTYMINTS DUMBASS TIT SPRINKLES CLUSTERFUCK PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPIC WANKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! REDNECK BASTARD REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE CHOAD RAT'S ASS NIGGER DOG SHIT BITCH ASSWIPE FUCK FUCK WIGGER PIECE OF SHIT PEARL NECKLACE GRAPE PENIS HELL PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF NEOPETS COLGATE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK INJUN COCK GYPSY JIGGABOO PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE RAPE FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FIST FUCK ASS BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE VAGINA CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SPIC BAD MOTHERFUCKER TURD KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 YID JESSE McCARTNEY HELL ASSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSCRACK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD POLESMOKER DOT HEAD WANK TURD SMEG FUCKSTAIN COCKSTUFFER CUNT WANKER HELL BASTARD PAKI MALL SANTA BULLSHIT YOUR MOM JACKASS DICKHEAD FUCKING A SCUMBAG BOOBIES CRACKER GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK INBRED BOOBIES SHITTY LIMEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! ALF SHITFACE WOP ASSHOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER TWAT SNUFF PORN YID FUCKER REDSKIN ARSEBADGERS GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON HORSE PENIS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WIENER I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT ABO SHITE BOOBS PUSSY SHITSLINGING BASTARD CHOAD KISSER GOBSHITE FUCKTARD MAMA MIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMMIT SPUNK FUCKSTAIN PRICK Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the FUCKTARD and his ASSHOLE of girraffes in which FUCKSTAIN while reading about HOMO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PENIS ON A BUN also


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