Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKBAG, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] or IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SEX in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FROG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHINK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BONER VAGINA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous INBRED utterFUCKance of socially IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK objectionable words).
JACKASS Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be FRIG confused with JERK OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER OFF random CHOAD disorientation, culturally-CUM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANKER SEX of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITE souvenir shoppes and massive FENCE JUMPER quantities KAFFIR of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.
Darnit.
A WIGGER Polite Note to the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LAKE TITICACA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KIKE article CUNTRAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING A changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of DIPSHIT Tourrette's sufferers PISS OFF swear. You can FOUR-EYES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOU WANKER TV, for always focusing on the POOPY bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
- The main CHICKEN FRIES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CC PLZ' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee TWISTY VAGINA NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is GIVING HEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FRENCH TICKLER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMMIT school for DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become CHRIST OF TABERNACLE manically depressed and MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE commit SHITHEAD suicide.
- There is no FUCK OFF cure, and the DUNE COON drugs that are available to, "calm" the THIS IS SPARTA! tics often have adverse TWAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RAT'S ASS perodol" which caused my entire VAGINA body to go CUNT numb and GOBSHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ALEX TREBEK it is without the WHITE POWER drug.
I am an active member of a BORDER HOPPER tourette syndrome BANGKOK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMN the DUNE COON public view of Tourettes as a "ORGASM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is STEVE BALLMER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am KRAUT sorry for FAG "hi-jacking" your CUNT CRAPPER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCKGOBLIN this that really CHING CHONG CHINK annoys me. I am working towards a SEX better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LOLCAT, and making fun of a DONKEY DICK horrible disorder is (not) TURD funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELL time.
Best IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “DONKEY PUNCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply
As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those GOVERNMENT FILTERS countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIANENMEN SQUARE in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society TIBET.
Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen
P.S. PUSSY Regards to Andrew ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply
As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?
Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOATSE saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my HI, BILLY MAYS HERE intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCKBAG Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are JUNGLE BUNNY and P'KANG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WIENER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BAND WITH 4 DIPSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A suck my mothers HORSE! FUCKBAG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKBAG'S HOUSE
How TOSSER to FEMADOM cure PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS Tourette's BUKKAKE Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SAND NIGGER for DAMMIT Tourette's SHITFUCKER Syndrome SOD is COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK following NIGGER TITS these P'KANG rules I'LL RAPE YOU in SON OF A BITCH order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKER immature RAPE little PAKI kids,
- 2: Count to DONKEY PUNCHER within PEDOPHILIA 10 NIGNOGseconds,
- 3: Do not open your ARSE SHITCOCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! nor JOHN ELWAY talk,
- 4: Tell ASS yourself you PENISFUCK don't NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! have FLYING FUCK this BUKKAKE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JOHN SMILEY FACE WITH NASTY FUCKING A DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCKBAG last straw GOD DAMN!
I fucking put SEX' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOG FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SEMEN the TOP OF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE THIS COON ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RECTUM RAIDER offensive. KNOBJOCKEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WOP people who try CROTCH to battle BALLS'FRIG that tight-ass ASSWIPE 17-year-TITWANK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ANAL it now, but someone said FUCKER' FUCKING [EXPLETIVE]'HELL on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NEGRO is a laughing FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK matter. Plus there PECKERHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITFACE Uncyclopedia, there are ASS FASCIST articles BIGNOSE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHAT stuff. So PISS that means RICK MORANIS stop getting mad at the WIENER first part too and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT talking about the FROG'S FAT ASS letter that it's CUNNILINGUS mocking (what FIRECROTCH letter? I don't even know what JERRY the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHICKEN SHIT hi self BITCH even made a really ASS good point. "It's CRAP ON A STICK nothing more I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT from a head nod to a NIPPLES knee tick". ABO. Which I'll add TWAT onto WHORE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HORSE SHIT suffer that BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUTTFUCKER be, because if I were a WHORE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ORGASM hilarious. If you ARSE Want facts, go on DICKFACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASS be offended, don't read GOOK the freaking SHITE article anyway.
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TAFFY SHITFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE WHORE CRAP ON A STICK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKWIT PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH SEMEN BORDER HOPPER TITTYWANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN IT FUCKWIT BATMAN & ROBIN DAMMIT SHITPISSER BITCH CLEAN DRINKING WATER BOOBIES GOD DAMMIT TOSSER NIGGER HOSER DICKFACE YOU WANKER GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS OFF CUNT SCUMBAG YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT PEDOPHILIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIGGER PISS OFF FELCHMONKEY ASSFACE ASS JACKASS PRICK BUDDHISM JACKASS SHIT NIGGER MOCCASINS RAT'S ASS ASSHAT NIHILISM BULLSHIT HUEY P. NEWTON FUCK OFF SCROTUM MAMA MIA PISS OFF DICKFACE BITCH FUCKING BUKKAKE ASS ASS TAFFY BASTARD pen0r SHITE OSTRICH MY ASS COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN ARSEBADGERS MALARKY FUCK FUCK INCEST Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SMEG PUNANI ANAL DIABETES CHRISTHUMPER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUNG-HOLE PISSHOLE COCK PISS RAT'S ASS FUCKING WIENER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive BUTTFUCKER and with the CARPET MUNCHER and his DOUCHE of girraffes in which HOSER while reading about GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CRAPFUCKER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- HELL
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is GO COUNT YOUR DICK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FLYING RAT'S ASS subject. If you do not find it funny GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS, it is probably because you are an INBRED DEVELOPERS! ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. JOHN SMILEY FACE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHOAD KISSER joke loses its humour JACKASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so HOSER ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKSMOKER FRAK PISS OFF!!!!!I <3 COCK |
