Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT'TAFFY'MICK'REBECCA BLACK'WANK'DAMN'BASTARD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HOSER neurochemical FUCK disorder COCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTTFUCKER, sudden SHITSLINGING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or BASTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BALL SACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING FUCKFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DIPSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOOK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FRAK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHOAD LAKE TITICACA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially FIST FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SEMEN television programs to address POTTYMOUTH Tourette's syndrome.

TITS Tourette's is WIENER not to be INBRED confused with JAP Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TRANNY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUM random CLIT disorientation, culturally-HONKY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOZILLA FIREFOX outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COMMUNION WAFER language, CHIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I AM CORNHOLIO! PIECE OF SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive FELCHMONKEY quantities CROTCH of ANAL DIABETES HORSE SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Polite Note to the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Author:

The ORGASM Tourette's FROG'S FAT ASS Research Institute was COMMUNIST DILDO founded to BUTTFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POLACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article MOSES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WEHATEMARIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKBAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ALEX TREBEK Tourrette's sufferers WANK swear. You can ALF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CRAPPY TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible NIGGER thing.
• The main BUTTFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITCUNTING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SEMEN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIGNOG knee PISS OFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOTHERFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BITCH school for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JAP sufferers to become CAMEL FUCKER manically depressed and I WILL END YOU! commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the FRITZ drugs that are available to, "calm" the SCROTUM tics often have adverse DONKEY PUNCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna STEVE BALLMER perodol" which caused my entire [EXPLETIVE] body to go CRAPPY numb and BOON basically made it NIGGA! worse than JIZZ it is without the CRAPPY drug.

I am an active member of a MOCKIE tourette syndrome CAMEL FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANK the HOT GRITS public view of Tourettes as a "BAT FUCK INSANE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENISPENISPENIS!!! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POOPOO sorry for BRITNEY "hi-jacking" your WHITE RIGHTS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SUCK MY COCK this that really TACO annoys me. I am working towards a DICK CHICKEN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SON OF A BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a BONG horrible disorder is (not) KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUGGER time.

Best DAMN IT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WOODPECKERSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. FUCKWIT Regards to Andrew BULLCRAP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! bastard who wrote this article. You can CHING CHONG CHINK punch him if you BORDER HOPPER want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SUGARTITS saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my DICKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUTTFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LET'S SHIT and DICKWAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JACKASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICK IN A BOX BAND WITH 4 I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKHEAD HORSE! BUTTFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUTTFUCKER'S HOUSE

How NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! to KIKE cure GOATSE the COCKGOBLIN Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHOAD for EUROIPODS Tourette's BOOBIES Syndrome CUNT is PRICK following PENIS these FUCKING JUMP! rules FIRECROTCH in DAMN order:

• 1: Avoid HOMO immature FUCKING little SHITFACE kids,
• 2: Count to DAMN within HIV NEGATIVE 10 FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your POOPOO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HELL nor WIKIPEDIA talk,
• 4: Tell SHITBALLS yourself you JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST don't DAMNED TABERNACLE have SHITTING DICK NIPPLES this RECTUM RAIDER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WITH NASTY ASSCRACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUTTFUCKER last straw MICK!

I fucking put JERK OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITWANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSHOLE the TOP OF ORGASM THIS ASSCRACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! offensive. TONY LA RUSSA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POOPOO people who try WALRUS SHIT to battle GENITALIA'SUITCASE PENIS that tight-ass FRENCH TICKLER 17-year-RAPE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DILDO it now, but someone said ORGASM' BUTTFUCKER TITS'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING VENEREAL DISEASE is a laughing WANK matter. Plus there FELLATIO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAPE Uncyclopedia, there are PIG articles I'LL RAPE YOU about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! stuff. So FRIG that means CHIGGER stop getting mad at the DEVELOPERS! first part too and SHITHEAD talking about the FUCKTARD letter that it's FAGGOT mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what POLESMOKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKTARD hi self REBECCA BLACK even made a really MALARKY good point. "It's CUNTYMINTS nothing more NIPPLES from a head nod to a INJUN knee tick". FUCKSTAIN. Which I'll add JIZZ onto RAT'S COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PEARL NECKLACE suffer that KNOBJOCKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PISS ARTIST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BIRD IN THE HOUSE be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NAZI hilarious. If you COCKSHITTER Want facts, go on MOTHERFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SEX be offended, don't read FALUN GONG the freaking FUCKING A article anyway.

DILDO PIG NEOPETS CROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX ASSWIPE LAKE TITICACA SCUMBUCKET SHITTING DICK NIPPLES

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YID FUCKING A CUNT DICKWAD PROTESTS HONKY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD FUCKFACE BOLLOCKS PEDOPHILIA WETBACK FUCK NEOPETS JUNGLE BUNNY [expletive deleted] NIGGER DAMN AUTOFELLATIO TACO HELL BELGIUM SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD TITTIES GRIS BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BASTARD PAKI DOUCHE NAZI ASSHAT INBRED FUCKWIT PAKI POWERSHIT DONKEY DICK DAMNATION REDSKIN FUCKSTAIN FUCK CUNTRAG ASSFACE BITCH WANK CUNT FELCHING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH pen0r HELL CRAPFUCKER THONG TASTER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITE RAT'S ASS BITCH JACKASS YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT COCK NAZI BOLLOCKS EUROIPODS HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT NIPPLES DICK ARSE NAZI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT BUKKAKE DIPSHIT DAMN POLAK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the HELL and his CHOAD of girraffes in which ASSWIPE while reading about LIMEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKSTAIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FELCHING