Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's EAT MY SHIT!'ANAL'SUCK COCKS IN HELL!'GUMDROPS'YOU WANKER'TITS'LICK PUSSY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PISS UP MY ARSE look at the FUCK talk page of this RAT'S COCK article for notes or discussion before YOU WANKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BIRD IN THE HOUSE neurochemical FUCK disorder BONG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PORCH MONKEY, sudden DILDO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKFACE or [expletive deleted] vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SLOPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POOPY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITTIES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHUFF KAFFIR words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TURD utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BULLCRAP television programs to address HELL Tourette's syndrome.

SHITHEAD Tourette's is DOG SHIT not to be MALL SANTA confused with ANAL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FAG random TIMBER NIGGER disorientation, culturally-DOG FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MONKEY SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BLOWJOB language, O KURWA! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EMO PIECE OF SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TIBET souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities RUSKIE of ANAL DIABETES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Polite Note to the FUCKER Author:

The FUCKHEAD Tourette's WIGGER Research Institute was SHITPISSER founded to FUCKTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PUNANI Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DUMBASS article TWAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SONNY BILL WILLIAMS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BASTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WOODPECKERSHIT Tourrette's sufferers JAP swear. You can FUCKING A blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the BLOWJOB bad side of a terrible CUNNILINGUS thing.
• The main BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are AUTOFELLATIO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT LIKE A HORSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS knee BULLSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUTTFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRENCH TICKLER school for BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SONNY BILL WILLIAMS sufferers to become WINDOWS VISTA manically depressed and NIGGER commit NIGGER suicide.
• There is no DICK TITS cure, and the CTHULHU FHTAGN drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITHEAD tics often have adverse FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFACE perodol" which caused my entire CRAPPY body to go PISS OFF numb and BOOBS basically made it NIGGA! worse than AUTOFELLATIO it is without the COCK drug.

I am an active member of a NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! tourette syndrome WOP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "FOUR-EYES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CAMEL FUCKER sorry for JERK OFF "hi-jacking" your NECROPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really MILF annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT CRAPPER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNTRAG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I'LL RAPE YOU, and making fun of a CUNT LAPPER horrible disorder is (not) BALL SACK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHOLE time.

Best CHUFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JOHN SMILEY FACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. DIPSHIT Regards to Andrew CUM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can JACKASS SHIT punch him if you COCKSUCKER want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELCHING saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my VAGINA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PORCH MONKEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMN BAND WITH 4 FUCKTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! PORCH MONKEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PORCH MONKEY'S HOUSE

How FUCK YOU to DILDO cure ANAL the CHENEY Tourette's POLAK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKBAG for JAP Tourette's SAGGY TITS Syndrome CRACKER is NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES following DONALD RUMSFELD these GOD DAMMIT rules MASTURBATION in FOUR-EYES order:

• 1: Avoid BORDER HOPPER immature WANKER little PIGFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to SHITSLIDE within DOG FUCKER 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKWIT WANK nor SEMEN talk,
• 4: Tell FAG yourself you HOSER don't SHITHEAD have REDSKIN this CUNT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOUCHE WITH NASTY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PORCH MONKEY last straw JOHN SMILEY FACE!

I fucking put ARSEBADGERS' my comment at the TOP OF THE POLESMOKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF POLAK THIS POMMIE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COCK offensive. NORTH KOREA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKWIT people who try SHITTY to battle DONKEY DICK'MALL SANTA that tight-ass TAMPON IN MY ASS 17-year-SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK OFF it now, but someone said I'LL RAPE YOU' SHIT QUEEF'PEEPEE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing PISSHOLE matter. Plus there FUCKTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUDGEPACKER Uncyclopedia, there are RAT'S COCK articles PENISBIRD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN stuff. So BITCH that means PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT stop getting mad at the YOU WANKER first part too and MARGARET THATCHER talking about the PISSHOLE letter that it's FUCKING mocking (what PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS letter? I don't even know what [expletive deleted] the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTTFUCKER hi self FAGGOT even made a really CUM good point. "It's CHOAD nothing more COCK from a head nod to a SHIT knee tick". TAFFY. Which I'll add DICK TITS onto BELLEND saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that PISS OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GOD DAMMIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BULLSHIT be, because if I were a PENIS ON A BUN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SAMUEL L. JACKSON hilarious. If you TURD Want facts, go on SOD OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CRAP be offended, don't read REDNECK the freaking TOTAL article anyway.

DICKLICK SEX BITCH ASSHAT GANGBANG FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITSLIDE SAGGY TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

ANAL MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHRIS CHAN CUNTRAG GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK MARGARET THATCHER FUCK BRITNEY CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY BASTARD SHIT RAPE FUCKTARD FELCHING FUCK MONKEY SHIT VAGINA SHIT SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU KNOBJOCKEY JACKASS GOD DAMN FROG GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD SUCK MY COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITWANK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HELL ASSHAT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE BITCH DAGO CHIGGER MALARKY MONKEY BALLS ANUSCAKE FUCK TITS CUNT ASS FUCKING JUMP! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE PECKERHEAD SON OF A BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG SCUMBAG GYPSY FUCKFACE FUCKFACE TIT SPRINKLES KAFFIR BEAVER DELICIOUS CAKE CUM CAMEL FUCKER TWAT CUNT GOD DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER JIZZ MASTURBATION I'LL RAPE YOU RAPE DOUCHING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS FUCKBAG WIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKING MONKEY SHIT THONG TASTER SHITE PISS ARTIST PISSHOLE JACKASS BITCH TIT DIRT DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! 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FELCHING GOBSHITE SPANK THE MONKEY FEWMETS SPUNK CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN BITCH FUCK YOU SHIT ARSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN HOSER NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF STEVE BALLMER DOUCHING RANDY TRAVIS WETBACK PISS SHIT DOODIE HEAD LOGJAMMER ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS JIGGABOO WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTY PENISFUCK CLIT PEEPEE RAPE DOUCHETITS BUTT PIRATE TOWELHEAD SHITSLIDE MILF BIGNOSE MILF GOD DAMN SCUMBAG ABO PIG BONER CUNTRAG PAKI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKWAD TAMPON IN MY ASS HONKY BOLLOCKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS SHIT BIG FOOT JOHNNY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DONKEY PUNCHER PISS OFF FUCKER VAGINA FUCK OFF COCK CHICKEN SHIT BALL SACK FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS ASS BLOWJOB DAMN SHITCUNTING NAZI BULLSHIT PIG FUCK SHITE GOD DAMN SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? RUSTY TROMBONE BUKKAKE BASTARD NIGGER TITS DOG SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE [Insert yet another person's name here] CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD GRIS FELCHING BALLS GYPSY DAMMIT SHITFUCKER FRED PHELPS DAMN DICKHEAD PEEPEE CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT COCK GRAPE PENIS LIMEY DOUCHING TITTIES TITTIES ARSE INCEST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TAMPONS SPICY CUNT FUCK SMILES GIVING HEAD BUKKAKE MONKEY BALLS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK YOU FROG Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD BUTTFUCKER BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHIT LIKE A HORSE FIRECROTCH FUCKER RAT'S ASS REDSKIN CUM FAG CUNT CRAPPER FUCK OFF AOL IPs WIGGER WINDOWS VISTA ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WIENER NI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FRENCH TICKLER ARSEBADGERS BUTT PIRATE BEANER DONKEY PUNCHER CUNNILINGUS FUCK CLEMEN FELLATIO FUCKING JACK ABRAMOFF BUKKAKE HELL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SUCK MY DICK HORSE PENIS COLGATE DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT HENTAI SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITHEAD KIKE POMMIE YID GYPSY ARSE WANKSPLAT ASSHAT ASSFACE DAMN ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DILDO EAT MY SHIT! SON OF A BITCH SLOPE TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WANK DONKEY DICK ASSHAT BUKKAKE NIGNOG FUCK OFF WANK BOOBIES {{USERNAME}} LET'S SHIT BITCH THONG TASTER DIRTY SANCHEZ BELLEND ORGASM PISSHOLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS INBRED DUNE COON MONKEY BALLS FASHION BUG SHIT MONKEY SHIT BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER JACK ABRAMOFF COON FUCK SUCK MY COCK SHITHEAD DAMN SCUMBAG CUNT FUCK ORGASM CLIT MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY GREASER SHITSLINGING CLEMEN CUNNILINGUS DAMN CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSKIN BONER ABO FUCKSTAIN DAMNATION TAMPONS JAP SPICY CUNT FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWAT DYKE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASS CRACKER DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO BIRD SHIT SHITE BUGGER DOUCHE ASS WANK KRAUT PORCH MONKEY JIZZ CUNT LAPPER DONKEY PUNCHER JERK OFF ASSHOLE BUGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS FUCKER GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH NI SHITCOCK TWAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ANAL CUNTRAG PENIS ON A BUN FUCK OFF BASTARD DICKFACE PISS ARTIST LUV COON DUNE COON LET'S SHIT PORCH MONKEY GANGBANG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BLUMPKIN CUNTBUCKET DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY PUNCHER SPICY CUNT FUCK PRICK DIPSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT QUEEF CUNNILINGUS PENIS CUM WARNER MUSIC GROUP DUNE COON GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE BULLSHIT CHIGGER HAIL SATAN! KAFFIR DICKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITSLINGING CUNT TITS ASSFACE FUCK GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE COCKSHITTER FOUR-EYES JENKEM BOON PENIS FRENCH TICKLER BOOBS GOATSE DOUCHEBAG RANDY TRAVIS YUKY DOODY I AM CORNHOLIO! INBRED [EXPLETIVE] FUCKSTAIN SEMEN DOODIE HEAD SON OF A BITCH ASS FUCKSTAIN DAMN BASEBALL ANUSCAKE ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO MOZILLA FIREFOX TAMPONS AMERICA'S GREAT! JACKASS MALL SANTA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MALARKY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS COON WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JACKASS WOP GYPSY WIKIPEDIA FELLATIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH BANGKOK BITCH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITCUNTING HOMO KRAUT DAGO MONKEY SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH CHOAD KISSER SOD SEMEN DOG FUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FRAK BOOBIES NEOPETS CLUSTERFUCK BRUSH MA TEETH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITTY GOOK SHITFUCKER JOHN ELWAY FUCKER TWAT CRAP ON A STICK MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CUNTRAG I WILL KILL YOU! FRITZ MONKEY'S UNCLE YOU WANKER ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS SOD OFF SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN FUCK YOU ORGASM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKTARD BENCH PRESS ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE DOUCHING GRINGO TITS MOLDY TITS CUNTBUCKET DAMMIT MICK ART METAL PRODUCTS BALLS suck my mothers CUNTSWILLING CUNTYMINTS FRAK DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS PRICK RANDY TRAVIS FRIG CUNTING ASSCRACK FROG DONKEY PUNCHER NIPPLES TRANNY CHING CHONG CHINK CUM JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER CUNT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NIGNOG ASSFACE RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE ASSFACE MOCCASINS GRIS SAGGY TITS ASS COCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKTARD EPIDIDYMIS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PEDOPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUKKAKE TAFFY CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST HELL FUCK ANAL WINDOWS VISTA PIECE OF SHIT JIZZ BIG FOOT ASSFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA BALL SACK CROTCH JOHN ELWAY EDITABLE DYK SHITE BOOBS PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK DAMNATION DICKWAD BLISTERING BARNACLES ABO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JUNGLE BUNNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY PISSHOLE HADJI YID INBRED DOG FUCKER JERK OFF TITS BUGGER OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS WHITE RIGHTS POWERSHIT BASTARD SHITHEAD RUSKIE WIGGER GRINGO DICK CHICKEN SHIT FELCHMONKEY FUCK SHIT TITTIES TIT DIRT SAGGY TITS PISS OFF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PENIS SCROTUM EPIDIDYMIS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN NI ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! INCEST GRINGO TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKFACE DIPSHIT GOD DAMN HAIL SATAN! SEX ASSHAT NORTH KOREA CUNT FUCK OFF HITLER TOSSER FUCKING A CUNTRAG BASTARD POLESMOKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOTHERFUCKER NAZI ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NEOPETS JAP SIGMUND FREUD CHENEY CLIT FELLATIO WARNER MUSIC GROUP CRAPFUCKER BELGIUM MAMA MIA ASS CHICKEN FRIES CUNT WIGGER TURD TRANNY WIENER BUTTFUCKER YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS COCKSHITTER DOODIE HEAD JIGGABOO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PRICK WIENER SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER SMILES O CANADA MOCCASINS JACKASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK A DUCK HELL POLACK FLYING RAT'S ASS BLUE PENIS! SHITCOCK NIGNOG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BALL SACK PRICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DONKEY PUNCHER BLOWJOB FUCKFUCKFUCK CHOAD GREASER BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITHEAD DIPSHIT FUCK A DUCK DICK CHICKEN WANK GENITALIA I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED DOUCHEBAG AUTOFELLATIO WIGGER WANK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TITS & DICKS CUM FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS NICARAGUA POLESMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COMMUNIST DILDO CONDOMS BITCH HITLER HELL DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive INBRED and with the TITS and his PUSSYLICKER of girraffes in which POMMIE while reading about WOODPECKERSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PORCUPINE'S BALLS