Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNTING ASSCRACK'ARSE'WANK'FUCK YOU'DAMN IT'TOWELHEAD'POLAK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! look at the CHOAD talk page of this SEX article for notes or discussion before MY ANUS IS BLEEDING editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANK neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOTHERFUCKER, sudden DARTH VADER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSCRACK or MOCKIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GYPSY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BENCH PRESS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRACKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FAGGOT CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SAMUEL L. JACKSON utterFUCKance of socially JACK OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NIGNOG television programs to address IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHEBAG Tourette's is BRITNEY not to be MOTHERFUCKER confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHICKEN SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BITCH random PUSSY disorientation, culturally-SACRAMENTO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DUMBASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YOU language, LOLCAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HENTAI PIECE OF SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHETITS souvenir shoppes and massive FEMADOM quantities HO of ANAL DIABETES DOG SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A RUSTY TROMBONE Polite Note to the SEX Author:

The CHOAD Tourette's HAIL SATAN! Research Institute was PISS ARTIST founded to SHITFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TAMPONS article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RECTUM RAIDER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOAT DICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITS Tourrette's sufferers [expletive deleted] swear. You can CUNNILINGUS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TV, for always focusing on the FLYING RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
• The main BUKKAKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PIGFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee PISS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK A DUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUKKAKE school for ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TWAT sufferers to become DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT manically depressed and BAT FUCK INSANE commit GOD DAMN suicide.
• There is no DOUGHNUT PUNCHER cure, and the HOSER drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOOK tics often have adverse DUMBASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CROTCH perodol" which caused my entire QUEEF body to go FUCKER numb and ASSFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST drug.

I am an active member of a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT tourette syndrome BUTTFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PEDOPHILIA the SPUNK public view of Tourettes as a "HADJI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HUEY P. NEWTON much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICKFACE sorry for SON OF A BITCH "hi-jacking" your I'LL RAPE YOU entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really JACKASS annoys me. I am working towards a BIRD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACKASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHICKEN SHIT, and making fun of a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH horrible disorder is (not) DILDO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best BELLEND regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FIST FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing CULT OF THE DEAD COW right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. BONER Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The RUSKIE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKFACE punch him if you ASSCRACK want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INCEST saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my SCROTUM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MOTHERFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and JOHNNY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POLAK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ORGASM BAND WITH 4 MARGARET THATCHER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TIMBER NIGGER HORSE! MOTHERFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MOTHERFUCKER'S HOUSE

How SHITCOCK to CC PLZ cure RAGHEAD the DOG SHIT Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMN for DAMN Tourette's HELL Syndrome RAGHEAD is GRINGO following TWAT these DAMMIT rules FUCKWIT in BASTARD order:

• 1: Avoid HOT GRITS immature ANUSCAKE little DYKE kids,
• 2: Count to NIPPLES within ASSFACE 10 NEGROseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BASTARD WIGGER SHITE nor PIECE OF SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell PISS OFF yourself you SHAKOPEE don't KRAUT have GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY this NIGGER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY GRIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HUEY P. NEWTON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MOTHERFUCKER last straw DUNE COON!

I fucking put MORGAN TSVANGIRAI' my comment at the TOP OF THE POLAK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NECROPHILIA the TOP OF FAGGOT THIS SCUMBUCKET ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. SPUNK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SEX people who try JAP to battle FAG'SOD OFF that tight-ass CRAPFUCKER 17-year-60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said TOTAL' SHIT AUTOFELLATIO'BALLS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BLUMPKIN is a laughing DICK CHICKEN matter. Plus there IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BLOWJOB Uncyclopedia, there are CRAP articles PISS OFF MY ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So ORGASM that means CHIGGER stop getting mad at the VENEREAL DISEASE first part too and JIZZ talking about the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS letter that it's BALLS mocking (what PORCUPINE'S BALLS letter? I don't even know what IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK OFF hi self GANGBANG even made a really BLOWJOB good point. "It's ANUSCAKE nothing more RICK MORANIS from a head nod to a GENITALIA knee tick". SPICY CUNT FUCK. Which I'll add CLUSTERFUCK onto SHITHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SCUMBAG suffer that MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes REDSKIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JIZZ be, because if I were a SHITTY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BLUMPKIN hilarious. If you ASSFACE Want facts, go on CROTCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKSHITTER be offended, don't read BONER the freaking MAMA MIA article anyway.

SEX GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS GOAT DICK ORGASM ASS MASTURBATION MY ANUS IS BLEEDING [expletive deleted] REDNECK POOPOO

FLYING FUCK SHITCUNTING DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NEGRO CUNTRAG FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE BELLEND ASSFACE COCKSUCKER NIGGER CUNTRAG ASSHAT CHICKEN SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOOK WIGGER GOOK I WILL END YOU! SUCK A BIG DICK CHUFF CRAPMUNCHER FUCKER ASSWIPE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITFUCKER BITCH GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT DOG SHIT SPUNK SHITE ARSE NIPPLES SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? EMO BUGFUCK ASSRAMMER RAGHEAD INJUN SHITE BALLS CHOAD TITS & DICKS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HONKY FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD ASSFACE TAMPONS DEMOCRACY DAMN WANKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD [EXPLETIVE] RAGHEAD DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKFUCKFUCK SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE CUM POOPOO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS SHIT WEHATEMARIO PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITBALLS NIPPLES CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN WIGGER PEDOPHILIA YOU WANKER ASSHAT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT TITTIES FLYING RAT'S ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD KIKE FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD BASTARD SMEG PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM EPIDIDYMIS DAMMIT FUCKWIT ASSFACE HOMO DAMN CRAPPY PISS ARTIST HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK GENITALIA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAGHEAD SOD OFF JOHNNY SHITCUNTING SMEG FELLATIO ASSCRACK DICKHEAD MASTURBATION NI FUCKING BASEBALL JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT FUCK BIRD SHIT SUGARTITS KIKE FUCK NIGGER FRIG CLUSTERFUCK WHORE PIECE OF SHIT GIVING HEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAPE JACKASS GOD DAMN GANGBANG MONKEY SHIT CRAP POOPOO DAMMIT MILF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS GENITALIA FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WANK FUCK OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DESU DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCKSUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF NAZI FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST BOLLOCKS MILF FUCKING GENITALIA WEHATEMARIO FUCKSTAIN DAMN JACKASS WHORE NIPPLES RUSTY TROMBONE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISSHOLE FUCK DOUCHE SUCK A BIG DICK DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY FUCK FUCKING AMERICA ONLINE BALLS BASTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SUGARTITS DICK ASSHOLE DUMBASS JACK ABRAMOFF AY-AY-AY DIPSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOYCOTT VIACOM! BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA BITCH DOG SHIT MOCKIE FENCE JUMPER PICKANINNY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WIKIPEDIA SHITBALLS COCKSHITTER BALLS BITCH DARTH VADER GRIS PEEPEE SUCK A BIG DICK SUCK MY DICK FENCE JUMPER AUTOFELLATIO DELICIOUS CAKE HO FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF SHITCOCK BUTT PIRATE PORCH MONKEY ASS ASSWIPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT TITS FUCK SHITE SHITFACE SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT DICKFACE HO VENEREAL DISEASE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUGFUCK ASS SHITCOCK HELLFIRE SHIT DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG WINDOWS VISTA SHIT MARGARET THATCHER CRACKER MOZILLA FIREFOX CAPITALISM REDSKIN DOUCHE NAZI BITCH CUNTBUCKET DOUCHING BITCH NIGGER WIKIPEDIA BULLCRAP BALL SACK SHITTY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POOPY GOD DAMN HENTAI CONDOMS SEMEN RAGHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER KIKE DICK CUNTYMINTS PISS WANKSPLAT TACO DICKFACE DAMMIT TITTYWANK BOOBIES FUCKING JUMP! SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK MALL SANTA FUCKSTAIN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SPUNK PRICK FUCK YOU PUNANI NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN [EXPLETIVE] HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK DICKLICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITSLIDE TWO-INCH PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AMERICA'S GREAT! JIGGABOO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PRICK BASTARD SPIC TITS I'LL RAPE YOU JAP BLUE PENIS! CUNT LAPPER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BEANER DOUCHE LET'S SHIT NIGNOG ANAL DIABETES DOM DeLUISE FUCKSTAIN CUNT HITLER BITCH BASTARD TWAT WANK SHITPISSER CUNT CENSORSHIP SHIT NEGRO ALEX TREBEK DAMN CHENEY BEANER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HOT GRITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT HORSE SHIT WETBACK DOT HEAD DELICIOUS CAKE MARCH OF FLAMES THIS IS A RARE SWEAR POWERSHIT BUTTFUCKER INCEST I AM CORNHOLIO! WIGGER SMEG BONG YUKY DOODY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON POTTYMOUTH [EXPLETIVE] VANDALISM IS COOL ASS FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK FAG CUNT ASS FLYING FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FELLATIO 666 WOODPECKERSHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS PEEPEE NAZI BUGFUCK FRIG SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? GOOK VENEREAL DISEASE JIZZ SHITFUCKER CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS ORGASM FUCK WALRUS SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAPMUNCHER FLAMING ASS BADGER BORDER HOPPER SPIC PIECE OF SHIT DARTH VADER SHUT UP, MEG! LET'S SHIT DILDO PISSHOLE HELL GOD DAMN DAMN IT FUCKTARD PUSSY JACKASS ASSCRACK BUGGER OFF FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD ASSWIPE LET'S SHIT SHITFACE TITS SHITHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER HELLFIRE JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSRAPING JIGGABOO DOUCHETITS FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN SOD OFF JIGGABOO CAPTAIN CRUNCH HAIL SATAN! WALRUS SHIT MOCCASINS FUCKBAG THONG TASTER FUCKFACE FELLATIO ARSE DAMNED TABERNACLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING FUCKER BITCH ASSHAT DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FIST FUCK FUCKSTAIN WANK SOD OFF POLESMOKER DAMN IT HONKY MONKEY'S UNCLE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WOODPECKERSHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GENITALIA TWISTY VAGINA SHIT COCK BITCH suck my mothers ASS CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFACE SHITFUCKER PRICK BLUE PENIS! BATMAN & ROBIN RUSKIE FUCKING A DOUCHING FOUR-EYES BUTT-HOLE SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL SUCK MY DICK SCROTUM FUCK DICK CHICKEN POLAK TITTYWANK WANK TITS PISS OFF MY ASS HORSE PENIS SPUNK DAMN SUCK MY COCK WOODPECKERSHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NECROPHILIA BITCH DILDO CRACKER TAMPONS ASSHOLE CUNTSWILLING ASS SLOPE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MARY WHITEHOUSE I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE DOUCHE NAZI SEMEN BANGKOK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BALLS FUCKER FUCK PISS MOTHERFUCKER WOP COCK RAT'S ASS SHIT ASS LICKER FUCKTARD HO SOD OFF FUCKING GOD DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! POLESMOKER WALRUS SHIT [EXPLETIVE] FUCK PORCH MONKEY BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK COCK ASSWIPE BORDER HOPPER CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER JACKASS SHIT ASS YOU WANKER ANAL DIABETES FELLATIO WANK PRICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE PISS ARTIST ASSHAT SHIT WHORE HONKY JAP MAMA MIA ASS FASCIST GOBSHITE FUCKING DUMBASS GREASER BITCH SHITFACE WANKSPLAT NIGGER TITS HO FUCKHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] NICARAGUA KAFFIR DILDO FRIG NIPPLES CHICKEN SHIT SHAKOPEE JACKASS HUEY P. NEWTON CUNT NIGGER HUMAN RIGHTS GOATSE ASS NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING SAND NIGGER PUSSYLICKER JACKASS TITS FUCKHEAD PUNANI DOM DeLUISE WIENER BOON PENIS SACRAMENTO FRAK FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT GO HOME AND DIE HELL BUTT-HOLE GOOK NORTH KOREA BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ DOG SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MALL SANTA BOB SAGET DILDO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON POMMIE DUMBASS ASS PISS ARTIST SIGMUND FREUD PISS FUCKHEAD CUNTSWILLING MOCKIE PISS ARTIST GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PRICK DOG FUCKER AY-AY-AY SEX ASSWIPE SHIT FOUR-EYES IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRACKER ASSFACE FUCKER BOOBS DOUCHEBAG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHOAD KISSER ASSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK VENEREAL DISEASE MONKEY'S UNCLE FELCHING POMMIE FELCHING CHINK GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD WIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK DICK IN A BOX CUNT BONER CUNT CRAPPER WOODPECKERSHIT MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HO CUNTRAG ASSCRACK CROTCH BEAVER FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER BALL SACK DOUCHE ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING URINE-GARGLING YOUR MOM AAAAAAAAA! FRIG BASTARD JACKASS SHITCOCK JIGGABOO DICK ORGASM FROG HELL WIENER CROTCH ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER ARSE CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT CLIT STEVE BALLMER BOON CUNT SHITSLINGING WALRUS SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SOD OFF GOD DAMN SOD CHOAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT SHITHEAD CLEMEN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PUSSY PRICK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSHOLE PORCH MONKEY LOLCAT BONER HELL COCK POWERSHIT LET'S SHIT CUNT LAPPER TALK PAGES VAGINA FLYING FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES GOATSE SCUMBAG JESSE McCARTNEY GIVING HEAD RAT'S ASS BASTARD GOD DAMN HOMO BAD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FEMADOM HORSE PENIS ASSHAT MALARKY INBRED POMMIE MARGARET THATCHER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FIST FUCK SNUFF PORN RAT'S COCK ASS MILF SPANK THE MONKEY PISS OFF BASTARD ASSHOLE CHOAD FUCKHEAD ORGASM HOT GRITS JACKASS INCEST DAMN SHITHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE DUMBASS DICK FUCKSTAIN MACACA WIKIPEDIA PISS OFF ASSFACE SHITE OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES WANK CHOAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELCHING TITS & DICKS FELLATIO BALL SACK ASS DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ RAT'S ASS PISS DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS STEVE BALLMER BOOBS SHITTY BITCH GOD DAMMIT HOMO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRIG POLAK GREASER PUSSY DAMN GOD DAMMIT NIGGER I WILL END YOU! CUNTRAG KIKE BASTARD SMEG RAT'S COCK GENITALIA BALLS TOSSER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL TAFFY GOATSE WANK BELLEND GOD DAMN TAMPONS SHITE ASSCRACK CUM ASSCRACK TEDDY BEARS HITLER SEX I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK ABO JACKASS SHIT BUTT PIRATE MOCCASINS SHITFACE SEX FUCKWIT DAMN IT CUNT NIPPLES REDNECK DICK CHICKEN COCKSTUFFER ASS SHITSLINGING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BELLEND BONG GANGBANG BUTTFUCKER SHIT PECKERHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FEATURED JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAPE BITCH MILF PISSHOLE BUGGER OFF RAPE GIVING HEAD ASSHAT FRAK HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES BIG FOOT CRAP ON A STICK BITCH FUCKSTAIN HAPPINESS CRACKER DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS SOD FUCK YOU SHITBALLS NECROPHILIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CAMEL JOCKEY AY-AY-AY DONKEY PUNCHER INJUN HELL FOUR-EYES SON OF A BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SLOPE WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHOAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELCHMONKEY KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 ASSCRACK WANKER D'OH RAGHEAD CLUSTERFUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH BEANER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING WANK SHITTY suck my mothers JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BANGKOK CROTCH STRAWBERRY ASS RANDY TRAVIS FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES HOT GRITS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME REDSKIN SHITE AOL IPs EAT MY SHIT! FUCK OFF YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE ASS SHITBALLS CUNT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCK NUGGET PENISFUCK SHITHEAD GOBSHITE CANNED QUOTE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHIT SHIT ASSFACE REDNECK PECKERHEAD NAZI LAKE TITICACA POOPOO DAMN BITCH COON CHIGGER RIGHT WING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SOD OFF POLAK VANDALISM IS COOL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BUGFUCK TIT DIRT FAGGOT CUNTBUCKET WHITE PEOPLE PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S COCK SHITTY ABO YID PISS NAZI ROSIE O'DONNELL FLYING FUCK BASTARD GOD DAMMIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING O CANADA JESSE McCARTNEY TITMOUSE ASSFACE PISS ARTIST JACKASS SHIT GO HOME AND DIE BITCH FUCKBAG MONKEY SHIT FUCKING DAMMIT SEMEN RICK MORANIS TACO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK SHIT FEMADOM CHINK HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S ASS SUCK MY COCK ARSEBADGERS HELLFIRE BATHING SUIT AREA TWAT FUCKER ASSHAT BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER MASTURBATION CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNTBUCKET I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S ASS CROTCH SPUNK CUNNILINGUS PORCUPINE'S BALLS NAZI HELL FUCKSTAIN SAND NIGGER BUTTFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ DICK IN A BOX CHOAD COCKSHITTER BENCH PRESS BUGFUCK DUNE COON BULLSHIT DICKHEAD BOOBS COCK WIENER BUGFUCK REBECCA BLACK RAGHEAD BALL SACK JERK OFF BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSCRACK CHICKEN FRIES FUCK ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF ASS LICKER SPUNK DOUCHE NI FUCK BEANER FUCKER STEVE BALLMER DICKFACE INBRED MASTURBATION AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT GYPSY GENITALIA JOHN SMILEY FACE HORSE PENIS DOUCHE D'OH STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT DICKHEAD ASSCRACK DAMN DICKFACE SHITE SHITTY CUNTSWILLING CHUFF COCK DIPSHIT DICK TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX JERRY PRICK DOG FUCKER PISSHOLE MOZILLA FIREFOX TITWANK DICK SIGMUND FREUD PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE SHITFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCKSMOKER MALARKY FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT FUCKBAG LOLCAT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TOWELHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBIES DYKE PISS OFF DAMN ASSRAPING CAMEL FUCKER BUTTFUCKER HADJI SHIT PISS ARTIST PUSSY GOD DAMMIT SEMEN TWAT PICKANINNY DICKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIGGER PORCH MONKEY FRENCH TICKLER WIKIPEDIA SHITHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive EPIDIDYMIS and with the DICK and his SCUMBUCKET of girraffes in which I'LL RAPE YOU while reading about PORCH MONKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITCUNTING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA