Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without HAIL SATAN! comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DIPSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder GYPSY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT LIKE A HORSE, sudden JOHN SMILEY FACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GREASER or SPIC vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly KNOBJOCKEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JERK OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNTING ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DONALD RUMSFELD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHINK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous AUTOFELLATIO utterFUCKance of socially JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is SHITSKIN not to be DIPSHIT confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHICKEN FRIES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YUKY DOODY random CUNT disorientation, culturally-LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSBANDIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, HAIL SATAN! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POMMIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT CRAPPER souvenir shoppes and massive SEMEN quantities MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS of ANAL DIABETES WANKER garbage.

Darnit.

A COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Polite Note to the AY-AY-AY Author:

The BRUSH MA TEETH Tourette's SUGARTITS Research Institute was CUNT LAPPER founded to POLESMOKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIPPLES article HELLFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITCOCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or O CANADA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTTFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TAMPONS Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SHITTY Tourrette's sufferers MALARKY swear. You can BALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKTARD TV, for always focusing on the BITCH bad side of a terrible CHAV thing.
The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TAMPONS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BELLEND knee NIPPLES NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is DOODIE HEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHAV cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for BALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKSTAIN sufferers to become DAMN IT manically depressed and TITS & DICKS commit NIGGER suicide.
There is no DICK CHICKEN cure, and the MACACA drugs that are available to, "calm" the WETBACK tics often have adverse GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKWAD perodol" which caused my entire ARSE body to go GOD DAMN numb and I'LL RAPE YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than I AM CORNHOLIO! it is without the ASS LICKER drug.

I am an active member of a FELCHING tourette syndrome DONKEY PUNCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITS & DICKS the FUCKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "COMMUNIST DILDO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JUNGLE BUNNY sorry for JAP "hi-jacking" your CRAP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS this that really DIPSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMMIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS, and making fun of a suck my mothers horrible disorder is (not) CROTCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your VAGINA time.

Best DICKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GRAPE PENIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society WIKIPEDIA.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The SPUNK bastard who wrote this article. You can CRAP punch him if you JACK OFF want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOUCHE NAZI saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT LIKE A HORSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BOOBIES and RAT'S COCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CLUSTERFUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSRAPING BAND WITH 4 FUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT LIKE A HORSE HORSE! SHIT LIKE A HORSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT LIKE A HORSE'S HOUSE

How SHITFACE to ARSE cure ASSWIPE the DAMN Tourette's CUNTRAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA for TAFFY Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome JERRY is SUCK MY DICK following GOAT DICK these DAMN rules ASSCRACK in JOHNNY order:

1: Avoid MASTURBATION immature NECROPHILIA little FUCKFACE kids,
2: Count to NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES within NIGGER 10 POLAKseconds,
3: Do not open your LET'S SHIT ASS RAT'S ASS nor JIZZ talk,
4: Tell FUCKING yourself you WEHATEMARIO don't BANGKOK have POOPOO this SHITTY disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLYING FUCK WITH NASTY CUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT LIKE A HORSE last straw DICKHEAD!

I fucking put BENCH PRESS' my comment at the TOP OF THE INJUN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JOHN ELWAY the TOP OF BITCH THIS TACO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be POMMIE offensive. DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNTBUCKET people who try YOU WANKER to battle PENIS'CUNT that tight-ass PISS 17-year-BULLCRAP—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BULLSHIT it now, but someone said KIKE' BIGNOSE MILF'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DONKEY DICK is a laughing ABO matter. Plus there NIPPLES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISSHOLE Uncyclopedia, there are HITLER articles FUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TONY LA RUSSA stuff. So BELLEND that means WIKIPEDIA stop getting mad at the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH first part too and CUNTRAG talking about the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? letter that it's FELCHMONKEY mocking (what FEWMETS letter? I don't even know what FUCKING A the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHOAD KISSER hi self [expletive deleted] even made a really TWAT good point. "It's 30 CASES OF PICKLES nothing more POLACK from a head nod to a FUCKHEAD knee tick". MALARKY. Which I'll add CHOAD onto BALL SACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR suffer that YOUR MOM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes I'LL RAPE YOU it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to 666 be, because if I were a RAPE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKHEAD hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on FRIG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN be offended, don't read KIKE the freaking FRAK article anyway.

SHITHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK RICK MORANIS NECROPHILIA SPICY CUNT FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIGGER MOLDY TITS CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING

JIZZ PRICK DAGO PISS OFF PUSSY SHITCOCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST BALLS NAZI CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A TOSSER JOHNNY ASSHAT ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD TAMPONS PISS GO HOME AND DIE BOOBIES ANUSCAKE NIGNOG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITE BULLSHIT CUNT suck my mothers ARSEBADGERS HELLFUCKER BLOWJOB DAMN ASSWIPE BEANER HAIL SATAN! BLOWJOB URINE-GARGLING I WILL END YOU! FAG CRAPFUCKER ASS BASTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASS DAMN FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTT PIRATE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME RAGHEAD KRAUT CRAPPY FROG'S FAT ASS KRAUT FEMADOM FELCHING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHOAD DOUCHE NAZI BITCH SHITE BITCH SHIT SHIT BLUE PENIS! WANK CLUSTERFUCK SOD MOCCASINS CUNT SPUNK DONKEY DICK BITCH POMMIE WIENER CONDOMS SPANK THE MONKEY FRENCH TICKLER CLEMEN FUCK CUNT WIKIPEDIA STEVE BALLMER I WILL KILL YOU! FLYING FUCK URINE-GARGLING YOU WANKER FUCK YOU CUNTRAG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SCUMBAG JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFACE BALL SACK NAZI BULLCRAP SLOPE PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT BUNG-HOLE NECROPHILIA I WILL END YOU! KRAUT THERE IS A CABAL BULLSHIT SHITFACE RAT'S ASS KIKE CANNED QUOTE CLEMEN SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER NIGNOG SHITCOCK SHITFUCKER GREASER CLUSTERFUCK CUM FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH CLIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITCUNTING PISS OFF FUCKING HORSE SHIT WETBACK HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT CUNT PRICK DOG FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! YOUR MOM DOG SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGNOG SHITHEAD FUCKWIT NIGGER TITS I'LL RAPE YOU FELLATIO WANK FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER PISS ASS PISS OFF COCKSMOKER NEOPETS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WANK ASS WANK FAG ORGASM GARBAGE DAY! JAP CRAP MARGARET THATCHER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSWIPE BOOBS CUNTRAG JIZZ NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WHORE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN URINE-GARGLING RAT'S ASS TITTIES FUCK NIGGER ASSFACE COCKSUCKER DOODIE HEAD GOAT DICK DICK IN A BOX AUTOFELLATIO COCKSUCKER BENCH PRESS FAG ASSRAPING YOU WANKER NIGGER FUCK OFF TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WANK WANK COCKSHITTER RAT'S ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE SEX BITCH FOUR-EYES CUNT ASS ARSE PISS FREE ELECTIONS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS & DICKS PISS ARTIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DYKE JENKEM PRICK HAIL SATAN! CHIGGER PUSSY SON OF A BITCH PRICK FASHION BUG OH SHI– TITS & DICKS NORTH KOREA MOCCASINS DICKLICK DICKHEAD YOU WANKER SHITBALLS FUDGEPACKER DOUCHE TITS PORCH MONKEY BASTARD PISS OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE BIRD SHIT SHITE PUSSYLICKER CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NIGNOG PUSSYLICKER PISS ARTIST BITCH DICKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY JACKASS PISS MONKEY BALLS JOHNNY PISSHOLE BULLSHIT DOG SHIT WETBACK SAGGY TITS WIGGER JACKASS PIGFUCKER RAGHEAD JERRY RAT'S ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT SHITCOCK LENS CRAFTERS BITCH MOCCASINS YOU WANKER OSTRICH MY ASS MAMA MIA ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK FLYING FUCK VAGINA DUMBASS GOD DAMN TWAT FELCHING CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SPUNK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS BIRD SHIT COMMUNION WAFER PEDOPHILIA TITS BANGKOK CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE FUCK JOHN ELWAY WALRUS SHIT FELCHING DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER GREASER DAMMIT BITCH GOD DAMN MILF BLUE PENIS! ASSFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITHEAD TWAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BOOBS CUNT TENTACLE RAPE GOBSHITE WANKSPLAT FUCKBAG ASS CRAP ON A STICK DAMN DAMN JOHN ELWAY SHAKOPEE YID BRUSH MA TEETH DAMN CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POLACK [expletive deleted] DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITFUCKER SHIT DUMBASS SMEG NIGGER PISS ARTIST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY DOT HEAD HELL POLAK FOUR-EYES SOD ASSHAT TOSSER FLYING FUCK BONER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BIGNOSE PENISFUCK CUNT SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST DAMMIT ASSHOLE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JERK OFF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PRICK ARSE PECKERHEAD FELLATIO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKTARD WANK ASSHOLE PICKANINNY WHITE POWER DICKWAD ASS DOODIE HEAD SHITSLINGING BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK LIMEY FELCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ HEIL HITLER! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CRAP ON A STICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITE BANGKOK SHITHEAD HELLFIRE FUCK OFF PENIS GOD DAMN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS ASSBANDIT FLYING FUCK CRAPMUNCHER BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN JENKEM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITCOCK EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLSHIT PUSSY PISS DUMBASS SHIT BELLEND HITLER YUKY DOODY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHOLE PUNANI CUNT CAMEL FUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ANUSCAKE RAPE DICKFACE CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S COCK GANGBANG ASSFACE STEVE BALLMER ASS LICKER MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER TACO CLUSTERFUCK PISS ARSE DAGO DICKHEAD ARSE [Insert silly non-swear here] DIPSHIT DICKFACE AAAAAAAAA! YOU WANKER DAMMIT FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! HEIL HITLER! SHIT FUCKING CRAP PISSHOLE ASS BALL SACK WANKER HUEY P. NEWTON DUMBASS ASSFACE BUTT-HEAD POLESMOKER AUTOFELLATIO PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKFACE BIRD SHIT CUNT HONKY NIGGER FUCKSTAIN WIENER INBRED FUCKBAG VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! COCK IN SACREMENT ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER HOSER ARSE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RAT'S COCK RICK MORANIS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TAMPONS DAMMIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? REDNECK SPIC FRITZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS FUCKTARD DOUCHING CHOAD SHITFACE PIGFUCKER NIGGER FRIG COCK SHIT CHOAD CUM DOUCHING DAMMIT FUCK CHRISTIANITY DUMBASS BLOWJOB MOLDY TITS FUCKFUCKFUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY ASSBANDIT CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER POLACK TITTIES CLUSTERFUCK TENTACLE RAPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! SHITFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE VENEREAL DISEASE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK SCROTUM PUSSY SPANK THE MONKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE MALARKY CLIT EUROIPODS BASTARD FUCK OFF DAMMIT PIG INCEST BOOBS PEARL NECKLACE BANGKOK COCKGOBLIN OH SHI– WANK ASS DOT HEAD CUM URINE-GARGLING MOZILLA FIREFOX MASTURBATION MASTURBATION TITS CLEMEN DAMMIT ARSE NIGGER MOCKIE GOD DAMN PORCUPINE'S BALLS JIZZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD WANKER MOTHERFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PENISFUCK PISS SPUNK FUCK SON OF A BITCH SHITCOCK POLACK POOPOO GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER MOCCASINS FLYING FUCK POTTYMOUTH RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU DICK BORDER HOPPER BELLEND JOHNNY BUTTFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK HEIL HITLER! CHOLERA IS FUN! ASSHOLE DILDO ARSE CUNT LAPPER CHICKEN FRIES FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH BUTT PIRATE WINDOWS VISTA PISS ARTIST DEVELOPERS! FUCKER I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKWIT FUCK DAMN BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PISS OFF FRAK SHITTY BOOBS CUNT FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GYPSY TOSSER ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN SEMPRINI LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOCKIE FUCK DAGO NAZI GRINGO MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY PISS OFF HELL NEOPETS CUNTYMINTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKFACE FAG ASSWIPE SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELLFUCKER FUDGEPACKER KAFFIR ANAL COON BORDER HOPPER FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK GENITALIA PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHIT PUSSYLICKER ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD SPIC FUCKWIT FAG CLEMEN TITS & DICKS WOP FEMADOM FUCKING ASSCRACK JAP FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSHITTER DOUCHE CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER ASSHOLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE I WILL KILL YOU! DOG FUCKER NAZI COON BORDER HOPPER POOPOO COCKSUCKER JACKASS STUB SHIT CHRIS CHAN PRICK ASSCRACK ANAL DAMN BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK EUROIPODS RANDY TRAVIS DAMN BULLSHIT MR WINKLER IS GAY YOU WANKER DIPSHIT DAMN RECTUM RAIDER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY YOU WANKER ASSCRACK SHITHEAD HORSE PENIS SHUT UP, MEG! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FROG GOD DAMN ARSE FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S COCK DICKLICK ANUSCAKE JAP BUGGER OFF FUCKING JUMP! WANKSPLAT DILDO BRITNEY DYKE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY BALLS SACRAMENTO RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT HELL LAKE TITICACA MICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SIGMUND FREUD TAMPONS DICKHEAD CHENEY PEEPEE BOOBS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SUCK MY DICK FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? POOPY JERK OFF FUCK TUBA PIECE OF SHIT BELLEND CRAPMUNCHER DICKLICK AUTOFELLATIO DAMN INBRED BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JAP YOGHURT CANNON BITCH DICKLICK FUCK YOU SUCK BALLS HONKY SHITHEAD JOHNNY FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING FELCHING FUCK OFF D'OH CLIT BEANER SACRAMENTO PRICK ASSHOLE GOD DAMN CROTCH DOUCHE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI TWAT FUCKWIT ASS JIGGABOO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOBSHITE POOPOO SHITE PISS ARTIST PENIS AUTOFELLATIO CHAV ASSCRACK MY COMMUNION WAFER OF [EXPLETIVE] SHITTY FOUR-EYES KNOBJOCKEY INJUN BASTARD ASS BANGKOK BOB SAGET FLYING FUCK JACK OFF CHING CHONG CHINK DUMBASS COON MOCKIE FUCKING TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG NIGNOG CROTCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RICK MORANIS PEDOPHILIA YOU SUCK BALLS FIRECROTCH ASS LENS CRAFTERS LIMEY FUCK CHENEY ASSHAT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WALRUS SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKWIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE GOD DAMMIT RAPE PISS HELL CUNTSWILLING COCKSUCKER ORGASM CLUSTERFUCK POLACK CHINK NIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JACKASS SHIT BLOWJOB JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKFACE HOSER FUCKING BOOBIES DAMN ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS COCKSMOKER MOCCASINS KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKTARD YOU WANKER PISS KEEP KAFFIR MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS UP MY ARSE ABO MONKEY SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS NECROPHILIA FUCKER FELLATIO DICKFACE DAMNATION POOPOO FROG'S FAT ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TAMPONS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD [expletive deleted] JERK OFF ASS MOTHERFUCKER PISS CONAN O'BRIAN MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FELCHING NORTH KOREA ASSWIPE WANKSPLAT JACKASS MASTURBATION 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOCCASINS RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK TITS GOOK DESU RECTUM RAIDER FUCKFUCKFUCK WEHATEMARIO SPICY CUNT FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JERRY TITTIES FUCK OFF CLIT FUCK BUTT-HEAD POMMIE VAGINA CRACKER FUCKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER BLOWJOB ASSFACE DICKHEAD BITCH ALF BUTT-HOLE BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS suck my mothers TITWANK FUCKSTAIN BAT FUCK INSANE ABO SHITHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS STRAWBERRY ASS NI YOGHURT CANNON DIPSHIT KAFFIR ANAL DOG SHIT HELL suck my mothers FUCK NUGGET BUGFUCK HO FEWMETS DUNE COON BULLCRAP NEGRO FUCKWIT DAMMIT POMMIE PISS suck my mothers CUNT BITCH PRICK ASSHAT TITS DAMN IT BUGFUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BOLLOCKS CUNTSWILLING BULLSHIT CLEMEN BONER MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TAMPONS DAGO FEMADOM RAGHEAD BITCH WOP BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG KIKE PISS ARSE BULLSHIT MASTURBATION TRANNY CUNT URINE-GARGLING SIGMUND FREUD DAGO SHITSKIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS SHIT MACACA CLEMEN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! NIGGER NICARAGUA SPANK THE MONKEY MICK NORTH KOREA DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE JACKASS [EXPLETIVE] HONKY CHING CHONG CHINK BUGGER RECTUM RAIDER DICKHEAD NORTH KOREA WOP VAGINA PISS OFF ASSHAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT SHAKOPEE ASSCRACK JACKASS REDNECK FUCKWIT BULLSHIT POLAK AUTOFELLATIO SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY BLISTERING BARNACLES CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS ARTIST BOOBIES FUCK YOU ABO OH SHI– POLESMOKER TIT SPRINKLES HOSER BULLCRAP PICKANINNY CUNT CHENEY SEMEN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PUSSY ASSHOLE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PORCH MONKEY SHITFACE POMMIE CLEMEN HEIL HITLER! TACO ARSE COCK SHIT AY-AY-AY JACKASS INBRED JESSE McCARTNEY CUNTRAG WANK WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUDGEPACKER BALLS SEMEN WHITE PEOPLE RAPE SHITPISSER CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHAT YOU WANKER CHRISTHUMPER DAMN SPIC SUCK MY COCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BIG FOOT BOB SAGET INBRED FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES DAMN DOG SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO WANK BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELLFUCKER SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ COON TOWELHEAD KEEP JAP WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES LET'S SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ASSCRACK MONKEY'S UNCLE DOUCHE NAZI CHINK ASS CANNED QUOTE SUITCASE PENIS DICKHEAD SUCK MY DICK CUNT FUCK FUCKSTAIN FELCHMONKEY BITCH FEWMETS DILDO SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK ASSFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MACACA and with the MARY WHITEHOUSE and his INBRED of girraffes in which ART METAL PRODUCTS while reading about GYPSY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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