Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANKSPLAT'CARPET MUNCHER'JOHN ELWAY'CAPTAIN CRUNCH'SLOPE'Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CROTCH look at the COCK talk page of this PORCUPINE'S BALLS article for notes or discussion before FUCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT OUT OF MY DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder GOBSHITE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS, sudden KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SOD OFF or WIENER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS FASCIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BEAVER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSCRACK utterFUCKance of socially SEX objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I'LL RAPE YOU television programs to address INBRED Tourette's syndrome.

TITMOUSE Tourette's is SEX not to be FLYING FUCK confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA random CUNTSWILLING disorientation, culturally-RICK MORANIS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WILLY WONKA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROG language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS OFF MY ASS POTTYMOUTH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES ASSFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A RICK MORANIS Polite Note to the GOD BLESS AMERICA Author:

The WIKIPEDIA Tourette's CUNTYMINTS Research Institute was WANK founded to YOUR MOM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PENIS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HOSER article I'LL RAPE YOU funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SPANK THE MONKEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNTRAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSWIPE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNNILINGUS Tourrette's sufferers RUSTY TROMBONE swear. You can FUCKFUCKFUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SEX TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible PUNANI thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FELLATIO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MOCCASINS knee PEEPEE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MARGARET THATCHER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for FUCKWIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DIPSHIT sufferers to become PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit LET'S SHIT suicide.
• There is no TITS & DICKS cure, and the WHITE RIGHTS drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLUSTERFUCK tics often have adverse ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DIPSHIT perodol" which caused my entire INJUN body to go D'OH numb and THONG TASTER basically made it NIGGA! worse than MARGARET THATCHER it is without the [EXPLETIVE] drug.

I am an active member of a NIGNOG tourette syndrome SHITSLINGING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHAV the MOCCASINS public view of Tourettes as a "WANK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSWIPE sorry for SCROTUM "hi-jacking" your DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like O KURWA! this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a pen0r better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POLESMOKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSFACE, and making fun of a GOD DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) BUTTFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NAZI time.

Best BLUE PENIS! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOBSHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As CULT OF THE DEAD COW Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. TWAT Regards to Andrew FAGGOT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can GANGBANG punch him if you BOB SAGET want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE'S MOMMA put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTTFUCKER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHITFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JERK OFF and TACO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AMERICA ONLINE HORSE! PISS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS'S HOUSE

How SAND NIGGER to DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT cure DICKFACE the CLEMEN Tourette's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POTTYMOUTH for O KURWA! Tourette's DICKWAD Syndrome CUNNILINGUS is GOAT DICK following WIENER these SHIT rules SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH in BLISTERING BARNACLES order:

• 1: Avoid JESUS FUCKING CHRIST immature SHITHEAD little TRANNY kids,
• 2: Count to CLUSTERFUCK within ASS 10 INBREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your YID RAT'S COCK FUCKER nor PISS ARTIST talk,
• 4: Tell CUM yourself you TITS don't JACKASS have PIECE OF SHIT this SPANK THE MONKEY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER WITH NASTY JAP DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RUSKIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS last straw SCUMBUCKET!

I fucking put DIPSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SAND NIGGER the TOP OF SHITFUCKER THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOTHERFUCKER offensive. DICKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUTT PIRATE people who try PISS to battle ARSE'DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT that tight-ass TUBA 17-year-GOD DAMN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JAP it now, but someone said SEX' NEGRO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'FLYING FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING REBECCA BLACK is a laughing GOATSE matter. Plus there CRAPMUNCHER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS OFF MY ASS Uncyclopedia, there are DAMNATION articles FRENCH TICKLER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAGHEAD stuff. So BUTTFUCKER that means FUCK YOU stop getting mad at the HADJI first part too and CHAV talking about the BLOWJOB letter that it's TITS mocking (what DIRTY SANCHEZ letter? I don't even know what WIENER the heck you're talking about). Adrian ARSE hi self CUNT even made a really WEHATEMARIO good point. "It's SHITFUCKER nothing more ASSFACE from a head nod to a FUCKFACE knee tick". LOLCAT. Which I'll add FUCK OFF onto BOYCOTT VIACOM! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FELLATIO suffer that CONDOMS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BIRD SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a DONKEY PUNCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article KRAUT hilarious. If you BANGKOK Want facts, go on WANK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NEGRO be offended, don't read WHORE the freaking DICK article anyway.

ARSEBADGERS SHITCOCK CHRISTHUMPER FUCK JERRY DOUCHING WOMEN'S RIGHTS SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT KIDDY FIDDLER

PISS CUNT SHIT FUCKING DICKHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS DUNE COON PENIS ON A BUN HOMO SUCK MY DICK SHIT KAFFIR PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONKEY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO BALLS RAPE WIENER JUSTIN BIEBER SHITSKIN CUNTYMINTS LIMEY YID SHIT CROTCH DICKHEAD WANK URINE-GARGLING QUEEF WANKSPLAT PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT [expletive deleted] BIRD SHIT FUCKER FIST FUCK FUCKING A FLYING FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH FUCK SHIT BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HOMO TITTIES CUNTYMINTS CUNT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BUGGER OFF CRACKER JIZZ SHITFUCKER CONSENSUS GANGBANG ASS BEAVER CAMEL FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER FUCK HEIL HITLER! FUCKING ASSHOLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISS ARTIST SHITE TWO-INCH PENIS DOG FUCKER CLEMEN JAP SHITFACE BALL SACK suck my mothers NORTH KOREA ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS TITTIES SHITTY SHIT ASSHAT JACK OFF INBRED FEWMETS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITBALLS ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK SHITFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER TOTAL ASSFACE BOON KRAUT NIGGER WANKER PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SPUNK GENITALIA FLYING FUCK FUCK HELLFUCKER NI BUGGER O CANADA TITMOUSE DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SAGGY TITS FUCK OFF ASSCRACK FUCK FUCK FUCKBAG TWAT SCUMBAG CLIT DAMN TITWANK CUNT FUCKBAG BUGFUCK NIGNOG CUNT SHITFUCKER BEAVER BOB SAGET BAT FUCK INSANE DARTH VADER ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNT TWAT COCKSUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT DOT HEAD ASSCRACK BELLEND WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE FUCKFACE CUNT CRAPPER BEAVER TWAT BUTT PIRATE SHITTY JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK A DUCK DOUCHETITS BUTTFUCKER KRAUT JACKASS NI TAMPON IN MY ASS WOP DICK PENIS DOUCHEBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO SCROTUM DILDO SPANK THE MONKEY PIG SHITBALLS VANDAL CAMEL FUCKER ASSHAT CROTCH SHITFUCKER PISS DAMN ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] FRIG FUCKER CLIT CUM SCUMBAG NAZI HOSER DIPSHIT KAFFIR DAMN BLOWJOB MONKEY'S UNCLE DIPSHIT FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE SPICY CUNT FUCK HO CUNTYMINTS JIZZ TITS & DICKS FENCE JUMPER ASS RAT'S COCK CHOAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BEAVER DUMBASS BOOBS BEAVER FUCKING INBRED PEEPEE TAFFY NIGGER DOODIE HEAD FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHICKEN SHIT COCKSUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! LIMEY ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKFACE HOSER CHINK CANNED QUOTE PISS FUCKFACE MICK FUCKER CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FLYING FUCK DICKFACE DOUCHE SHITSLIDE ASS LICKER ASSWIPE GOD DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS PEEPEE BLUMPKIN HONKY JOHN SMILEY FACE PRICK ARSE CROTCH HELL TUBA DOG SHIT YOU WANKER ARSE ASSCRACK DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JERK OFF SPIC COON INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HELLFUCKER BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER CUNTSWILLING REBECCA BLACK ASS DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA RICK MORANIS DAMN FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EUROIPODS DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH MOTHERFUCKER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SHIT JACKASS FUCK OFF RECTUM RAIDER HONKY BENCH PRESS PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU FLYING FUCK SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! ASSFACE FRENCH TICKLER BITCH DIPSHIT ASSFACE INJUN BIRD SHIT SHITCUNTING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NIGGER TITS SHITCOCK ASSCRACK SCROTUM WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOD DAMN FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK BULLSHIT GOBSHITE CLIT FUCK VANDALISM IS COOL NIGGER SHITHEAD ASS BUTT PIRATE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FROG'S FAT ASS WOP ASSCRACK ASSRAPING TOWELHEAD SCUMBUCKET HOMO HELL BOOBIES GIVING HEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING FUCKING A PIGS MIGHT FLY COCK DAGO CRAPMUNCHER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKBAG CRAPMUNCHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH DICKLICK HOSER ASSWIPE WIGGER NIGNOG SAMUEL L. JACKSON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE YOU WANKER COMMUNIST DILDO RAGHEAD DAMMIT ARSE SOD OFF JACKASS SHIT SHITSKIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOG FUCKER BITCH REDNECK SHITHEAD SUCK MY COCK BOOBIES [Insert yet another person's name here] FLYING FUCK INBRED SHITTY BALL SACK HOMO DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU JESSE McCARTNEY SPUNK DOUCHING SHITE CHENEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS WANK MALARKY PENISPENISPENIS!!! PORCH MONKEY ASS CUNT SHIT CHICKEN SHIT JIZZ HOMO BASTARD FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY JUSTIN BIEBER YUKY DOODY BITCH MOCCASINS BLUMPKIN CHIGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS BANGKOK COCKSUCKER COON WIGGER FUCK A DUCK RAT'S ASS CLEMEN BITCH COON SHITTY FUCKING A DICK MICK CRACKER RECTUM RAIDER REBECCA BLACK suck my mothers RUSTY TROMBONE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN PIGFUCKER SMEG PUSSY BANGKOK TWAT CONDOMS BASTARD INJUN HORSE SHIT COCK CUNT DAMMIT HO SHIT SHITCUNTING DARTH VADER PIGFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUCHE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BUTTFUCKER ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS ARTIST DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NAZI TENTACLE RAPE PIGFUCKER DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER TITS PEEPEE ASSRAPING WIKIPEDIA PENIS SUGAR TOURETTE'S SYNDROME P'KANG CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT BOB SAGET TENTACLE RAPE BULLSHIT ASSCRACK NIGGER TITS RAGHEAD DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF ASSHAT PEEPEE AY-AY-AY PUNANI BUTT-HOLE NIPPLES CHINK DOG FUCKER FOUR-EYES GRINGO SHITHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOCCASINS ARSEBADGERS BOOBIES DIPSHIT DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH CANNED QUOTE DAMMIT FUCK CRACKER ASSCRACK GUMDROPS RAGHEAD SPUNK NIGNOG SAMUEL L. JACKSON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITE BATHING SUIT AREA ARSE JACK OFF CUNT PRICK FELCHING SUITCASE PENIS GRINGO SPIC WANK FENCE JUMPER FUCKFACE CUNT TENTACLE RAPE NEGRO TITWANK CUNNILINGUS FUCKING JUMP! TIT SPRINKLES AOL IPs MONKEY SHIT FUCK GRINGO MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT BITCH GIVING HEAD PORCH MONKEY BEAVER ASSFACE RICK MORANIS CROTCH NIGGER SHIT BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF DICKLICK MOZILLA FIREFOX NI SCUMBUCKET CHIGGER FROG DAMN IT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS BULLSHIT TAMPONS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TOSSER DOUCHEBAG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MALARKY DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSY HUMAN RIGHTS PENIS BULLSHIT PUSSY DIPSHIT SHITFACE HADJI HELL HELL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD SHITFACE RAT'S COCK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKTARD BASTARD ASSHAT NAZI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSRAMMER HADJI DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS POOPY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSLINGING POLACK HELLFIRE BITCH FUCKFACE CAMEL FUCKER JACK OFF CUNTBUCKET ASSHAT ARSE INCEST SEMEN CARPET MUNCHER GOD DAMMIT HELL YOU WANKER JACKASS HADJI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKHEAD HORSE SHIT NIGGER VAGINA CLEMEN SHITPISSER SHITE SHITFACE WIGGER SHITE LIMEY PISS NECROPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS INCEST FLYING FUCK NIGGER FALSE BENSON TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ARSE PISS UP MY ARSE DICK BIRD SHIT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD TOSSER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK CUNNILINGUS CLEVELAND STEAMER CAMEL JOCKEY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RICK MORANIS INCEST JOHN SMILEY FACE WANK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! JAP TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER TWAT FUCKER INBRED TITWANK PRICK CUNTRAG [expletive deleted] TITS FUCK YOU DAGO AY-AY-AY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FROG'S FAT ASS NI CHOAD YID SHITE MOCKIE O CANADA MARGARET THATCHER MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLINGING SAND NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITFUCKER GANGBANG FUCK HELL JACKASS SHITSLINGING CHIGGER BALLS WOODPECKERSHIT DOT HEAD NEGRO SCROTUM CUNTRAG PUSSY DICKFACE FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN INVISIBLE! BUKKAKE DONKEY PUNCHER TITS & DICKS CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSWIPE YOGHURT CANNON CHOAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK LAKE TITICACA FUCKTARD DELICIOUS CAKE REDSKIN RAT'S COCK WETBACK BOB SAGET COON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAPE COON RAPE SEMEN PISS OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUGFUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICKFACE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DAMN IT BEANER TITMOUSE BASTARD CUNTSWILLING MALL SANTA JACKASS BUTTFUCKER SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD SCROTUM FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK POTTYMOUTH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS AUTOFELLATIO YID DAMN FU SPANG SHITSLINGING KIKE TENTACLE RAPE REDEEMING VALUE OSTRICH MY ASS BULLSHIT VAGINA DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FENCE JUMPER FUCKWIT ASS LICKER FUCK OFF NAZI ASS FEMADOM HOMO AY-AY-AY ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK CHAV RUSTY TROMBONE ASSCRACK TITS INCEST ORGASM FUCK YOU WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASS DICKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CRAP FUCKTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKWIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PRICK JACKASS SHIT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS FUCKER DUNE COON FUCKING A OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NIPPLES ASSBANDIT NIGGER SIGMUND FREUD JERRY PIGFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST MARCH OF FLAMES WETBACK FUCKER LOGJAMMER SOD OFF YOU WANKER NAZI SEX ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BASTARD FUCK OFF ARSE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! LET'S SHIT FAGGOT ASSCRACK HITLER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! MALL SANTA PENIS ON A BUN FASHION BUG COCKSTUFFER CUNT PEARL NECKLACE FROG'S FAT ASS TWO-INCH PENIS SHITHEAD PISSHOLE AY-AY-AY COCKSUCKER MAMA MIA FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS DAMN TWAT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT JACK OFF I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS CUNNILINGUS POLACK HADJI MY COMMUNION WAFER OF POMMIE GO HOME AND DIE MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHOLE CUNTSWILLING MASTURBATION BEAVER SPIC SEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE RHODESIA CUNT ANAL SOD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TACO BALL SACK DAMN SHIT FAGGOT CONDOMS FUCK OFF DIPSHIT BONER THIS IS SPARTA! WIENER 666 DUNE COON DARTH VADER GOVERNMENT FILTERS 666 TITTYWANK ASSHAT CHOAD CUNT FUCKING A FUCKWIT BRUSH MA TEETH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITTY CROTCH DAMN PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CRACKER GOOK PEARL NECKLACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BATHING SUIT AREA CHOAD DICKWAD DICKFACE BEAVER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT ASSFACE POLESMOKER DOT HEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK YOU STUDENT MOVEMENT PEDOPHILIA SHITE DIPSHIT DAMN FUCKSTAIN SAND NIGGER FUCK YOU DOM DeLUISE BITCH BLUMPKIN PENIS ON A STICK BUTTFUCKER NEOPETS FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT PISS PISSHOLE MOCCASINS TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER TITS PISS OFF FUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CROTCH WANKER CLUSTERFUCK FELCHMONKEY FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PUSSY BUKKAKE TRANNY JAP DELICIOUS CAKE JACKASS JACK OFF CUNT SHITE SHITCOCK SHITE DUNE COON COCKSHITTER YOU WANKER DUMBASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DOUCHE NAZI DIPSHIT WANKER NIGGER HELLFUCKER NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER TITTYWANK BUGGER SHITFACE YOU WANKER NIGGER FUCKING A DICKLICK CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH PISS OFF BOLLOCKS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK A DUCK PENIS ON A BUN JACKASS SHIT HAIL SATAN! NICARAGUA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAGO SPUNK TENTACLE RAPE DOUCHETITS BITCH BOOBS COCKSMOKER SOAPY TITWANK RAT'S COCK CRAPPY POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER BITCH JACKASS BASTARD JACK OFF SHITFUCKER WIENER DEVELOPERS! TAMPON IN MY ASS GOD DAMMIT BALLS [expletive deleted] CRAPPY FRENCH TICKLER WIKIPEDIA FUCK YOU GOBSHITE DICKWAD FUCKTARD AMERICA ONLINE DAMN IT HORSE SHIT 666 PISS ARTIST INBRED FUCK OFF FUCK YOU PRICK BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK RAPE BALLS MICK BASTARD FELCHING CHICKEN FRIES DUMBASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HORSE PENIS FUCK PIECE OF SHIT ASS ROSES SAND NIGGER NAZI TWAT ARSE CHICKEN FRIES FUCKBAG URINE-GARGLING BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN IT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS OFF POOPY CLUSTERFUCK TENTACLE RAPE FUCKTARD JAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELCHING SHITTY COCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS PENIS PRICK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BAT FUCK INSANE WALRUS SHIT FUCKING A DOUCHEBAG DAMNATION FLYING RAT'S ASS YOGHURT CANNON ASS POOPOO CHOAD SON OF A BITCH FUCK NUGGET WOP GARBAGE DAY! PUSSY CUNT ASSHAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! GOBSHITE NIGGER CUNTBUCKET DOUCHE CUNT LAPPER PENISBIRD DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE BITCH GOD DAMMIT FRIG SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT STRAWBERRY ASS PAKI FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK SHIT DIPSHIT POMMIE ASS NAZI SHITTY SHITTY PANCHEN LAMA SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMMIT SHITSLINGING HOT GRITS FLYING FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE COCKSUCKER FUCK SHAKOPEE SHITFACE FUCKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE PENISBIRD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA SIGMUND FREUD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK OFF DAMN HELL MONKEY BALLS RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER PISS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNTYMINTS DICKLICK BIRD SHIT BUGGER OFF EMO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES AUTOFELLATIO JAP PICKANINNY DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE and with the BULLSHIT and his COCKSHITTER of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about SHITE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS ARTIST