Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's POMMIE'PENIS'FUCKING A'SPUNK'FUCK'LET'S SHIT'BALLS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DAMMIT look at the FUCKSTAIN talk page of this FUCKING article for notes or discussion before HITLER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BENSON SUCKS neurochemical FUCK disorder STEVE BALLMER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden GOD DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PIECE OF SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOUCHE NAZI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BALL SACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TOWELHEAD CRAP ON A STICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially FELLATIO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNTING ASSCRACK television programs to address RAT'S ASS Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is FUCKHEAD not to be TWAT confused with MASTURBATION Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying EMO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CARPET MUNCHER random SEX disorientation, culturally-HORSE PENIS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PUSSYLICKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FIREWALLS language, FUCKING A and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING A FUCK OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive RICK MORANIS quantities I AM CORNHOLIO! of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHAT Polite Note to the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Author:

The JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette's HITLER Research Institute was SMEG founded to FLYING RAT'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COON article EPIDIDYMIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HONKY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CONAN O'BRIAN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOON Tourrette's sufferers FRITZ swear. You can FROG'S FAT ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BONG TV, for always focusing on the ASSCRACK bad side of a terrible O KURWA! thing.
• The main KRAUT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FLOWERS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ROSIE O'DONNELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee ASSCRACK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MARGARET THATCHER school for BUTTFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KNOBJOCKEY sufferers to become FUCKWIT manically depressed and PRICK commit SHITE suicide.
• There is no FUCKING cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKTARD tics often have adverse PEARL NECKLACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FLYING FUCK perodol" which caused my entire DOUGHNUT PUNCHER body to go CUNTRAG numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SACRAMENTO it is without the SHIT LIKE A HORSE drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITFUCKER the TIMBER NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "JACKASS SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SONNY BILL WILLIAMS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ARSE sorry for LICK PUSSY "hi-jacking" your TURD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITS & DICKS this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a PISSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POMMIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BULLCRAP, and making fun of a BUGFUCK horrible disorder is (not) COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKFACE time.

Best INBRED regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. FUCKSTAIN Regards to Andrew BULLSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKSTAIN punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELLFUCKER saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCK OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAGO and LIKE FATHER LIKE SON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHENEY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUTT PIRATE BAND WITH 4 POTTYMOUTH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BITCH HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How REDSKIN to OSCAR WILDE IS GAY cure MALARKY the ARSE Tourette's SHITFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MOTHERFUCKER for IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette's CRACKER Syndrome WANK is FUCK following ASSHAT these ANUSCAKE rules WANK in DONKEY DICK order:

• 1: Avoid DIPSHIT immature GOD DAMMIT little FELCHING kids,
• 2: Count to BULLSHIT within FUCKFACE 10 COCKGOBLINseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HOT GRITS FUCK WANK nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell WIGGER yourself you SHIT don't DAGO have FELLATIO this BUKKAKE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK STUB WITH NASTY HADJI DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELLFIRE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT!

I fucking put SCROTUM' my comment at the TOP OF THE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DYKE the TOP OF CUNT THIS HAIL SATAN! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAGO offensive. BEAVER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try YOU SUCK BALLS to battle ANUSCAKE'TENTACLE RAPE that tight-ass PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 17-year-FUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS it now, but someone said WIKIPEDIA' BALLS CONDOMS'YOUR MOM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POLACK is a laughing NIGGER TITS matter. Plus there DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on LET'S SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are JAP articles DILDO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LIMEY stuff. So RAGHEAD that means CAMEL JOCKEY stop getting mad at the FUCK first part too and [expletive deleted] talking about the CRAPMUNCHER letter that it's FELCHING mocking (what ANAL DIABETES letter? I don't even know what PIG the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKFACE hi self LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! even made a really FRENCH TICKLER good point. "It's CUNT nothing more CUM from a head nod to a DICKFACE knee tick". BUKKAKE. Which I'll add SPANK THE MONKEY onto SHITSLIDE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CROTCH suffer that FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MILF be, because if I were a BALLS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOBSHITE hilarious. If you ARSEBADGERS Want facts, go on DOUCHE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TOURETTE'S SYNDROME be offended, don't read CHUFF the freaking SHITCOCK article anyway.

FUCKER MACACA PISS OFF 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SHITBALLS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BULLSHIT P'KANG SPIC SHITSLINGING

QUEEF SON OF A BITCH FUCKING A NECROPHILIA [expletive deleted] FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CHIGGER ALEX TREBEK THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS WIGGER [expletive deleted] DIPSHIT GOAT DICK PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT BITCH MOLDY TITS NECROPHILIA BENCH PRESS SCROTUM CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN PAKI NIGNOG HOT GRITS DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK A BIG DICK TITTIES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JACKASS TIBETAN BUDDHISM FIRECROTCH KNOBJOCKEY FUCK ASSHAT BLOWJOB JERK OFF DUMBASS CUNT FUCKWIT JESSE McCARTNEY CLUSTERFUCK POWERSHIT CUM I WILL KILL YOU! KRAUT CONAN O'BRIAN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD CUM FUCKING I RAPE WALRUSES! PENIS SACRED NIGGER WIENER PISS ARTIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I LIKE SCHOOL KIKE FOUR-EYES HOMO FRED PHELPS COCKSMOKER FELCHMONKEY DICKFACE EPIDIDYMIS EMO PISS ARTIST SHITSLIDE MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKWIT SHIT FUCKFACE FUCK OFF ASSCRACK SPANK THE MONKEY SHITE PICKANINNY PIECE OF SHIT BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE FUCKING DICKHEAD SHITE SOD PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT FELLATIO BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITBALLS TITWANK CHIGGER BUTT PIRATE FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FENCE JUMPER LICK PUSSY BOLLOCKS TWO-INCH PENIS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICK BORDER HOPPER HOLY DUMB FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE TURD WIENER PRICK FLYING FUCK BASTARD CUNT DUMBASS CUNT TITMOUSE SEX TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHIT POMMIE NI MOCKIE 666 TITTIES DAMMIT BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE TAMPONS SHITTY FUCK OFF DAMN TRANNY GOD DAMMIT JOHNNY GO HOME AND DIE FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE TITWANK FASHION BUG ORGASM ASS DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE JACKASS HORSE PENIS GOOK SHITCOCK SHIT BULLCRAP VANDAL FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSCRACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK HELLFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM JACKASS FENCE JUMPER DONKEY PUNCHER BOOBS CRAPFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITE BOOBIES TAFFY BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY CUNTRAG FUCKFACE ASS RECTUM RAIDER HORSE PENIS BOOBS FUCKSTAIN BITCH TITS & DICKS SCROTUM VAGINA CRAP DICK CHICKEN CRAPPY BALL SACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUDGEPACKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TENTACLE RAPE NIGGER TITS DOUCHETITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOOBIES PAKI ARSE NEGRO SHITCOCK FALSE BENSON TESTICLE CHOKE BALLS VAGINA SUCK MY DICK SHIT SIGMUND FREUD PISS DAMN IT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PORCH MONKEY MOCKIE RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF DOUCHE NAZI DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! INBRED WANKER DUMBASS ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN IT DUMBASS TWAT BASTARD FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKWIT CUNT ASSWIPE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FRITZ JOHN ELWAY SCROTUM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SEX PISSHOLE FUCK YOU ASSCRACK YOU SUCK BALLS 666 YOUR MOM FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER POLAK CUNT DOUCHETITS BITCH CHIGGER COON NIGGER SHITCOCK BUGGER OFF DICKFACE GOD DAMN [Insert swear here] BULLCRAP PRICK TRANNY SUCK MY DICK ASS SON OF A BITCH BEAVER ASSHAT CUNT POLESMOKER FLYING FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PISS FUCKHEAD TOTAL PECKERHEAD TOSSER QUEEF POLACK PENIS ON A BUN ROSIE O'DONNELL ANAL SHIT FUCKBAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKGOBLIN WOMEN'S RIGHTS COCKGOBLIN JACK OFF BONER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMN SEMEN FUCK PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK JAP BELGIUM BITCH POOPY DICKFACE DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS CUNT SHITE CONDOMS BITCH POMMIE [Insert swear here] FLYING FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK SHIT BULLCRAP CUM DAMMIT RAT'S ASS CHOAD POLACK SUCK MY COCK SHITHEAD MILF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NIGGER ASSWIPE TAMPONS NAZI BUGFUCK VAGINA PISS PISS OFF ASS SOD OFF COCK OSTRICH MY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE PUSSYLICKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING A VENEREAL DISEASE ARSEBADGERS EMO DICKHEAD TURD I'LL RAPE YOU CUM YID PIECE OF SHIT LOGJAMMER CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT PICKANINNY BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS BIGNOSE HELL LIMEY PENISPENISPENIS!!! BIGNOSE DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH FUCKHEAD GOOK FUCK OFF BASTARD SHIT BIGNOSE WANKSPLAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL PISS GANGBANG WANK FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD PENIS ON A STICK FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT CRAPPER SHIT LIKE A HORSE SON OF A BITCH SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH CARPET MUNCHER FRITZ PUSSY DYKE ANUSCAKE SHITTY SAND NIGGER GANGBANG GO HOME AND DIE TWISTY VAGINA CHIGGER INDIA HAS NUKES WANKSPLAT I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FRIG PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHAKOPEE PISS ARTIST SPANK THE MONKEY KIKE PIG I WILL END YOU! COON TRANNY GO HOME AND DIE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! LET'S SHIT FUCKTARD SNUFF PORN PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK DAMMIT ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU COCKGOBLIN EAT MY SHIT! NAZI [expletive deleted] JESSE McCARTNEY NIGNOG ASSWIPE CONSENSUS GOD BLESS AMERICA TIMBER NIGGER PORCH MONKEY CUNT BITCH ASSWIPE CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRINGO CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN SEMEN HORSE SHIT CUNT CRACKER POLESMOKER PRICK DUNE COON FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITFUCKER SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO WIGGER QUEEF ASSHOLE PISS OFF MY ASS CUNTBUCKET POLESMOKER BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD PISS TITS PIECE OF SHIT SHITCUNTING LIMEY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! AUTOFELLATIO CUNT LAPPER FUCK CUNT POOPOO BEANER BUGFUCK DOUCHEBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS CUM CUNT TWAT FUCKHEAD SMEG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK REDSKIN SAND NIGGER SHITSLINGING BASTARD PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER CHALICE DAMMIT CC PLZ FUCK YOU FUCKTARD SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT JOHNNY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FELLATIO NIGGER DYKE ANUSCAKE SPUNK CROTCH GOAT DICK SPUNK TITTIES TURD GENITALIA SEX BATHING SUIT AREA NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN MACACA CAMEL FUCKER SHIT HO SEMEN FUCKING BASEBALL ASS WIENER DAMNATION SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RECTUM RAIDER SHITTY DUMBASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ TITTIES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKTARD TITS ANAL YUKY DOODY SACRAMENTO PEARL NECKLACE TACO BONER PEEPEE SHITFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POMMIE SHIT HONKY ASSWIPE STUB VENEREAL DISEASE DUMBASS ASSFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS RUSKIE ARSE SHITHEAD BULLSHIT TRANNY JAP DOG SHIT GREASER FUCK CROTCH BOOBS GARBAGE DAY! ASS FASCIST BULLSHIT SCROTUM HO PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD KNOBJOCKEY KIKE NIGNOG 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOM DeLUISE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT FROG BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE BONER DOUCHING ASS GO HOME AND DIE CONDOMS CHOAD KISSER BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE ASSFACE SUCK MY DICK GIVING HEAD PISSHOLE FUCK YOU HELLFIRE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF HITLER FUCKING GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA BALL SACK SCROTUM suck my mothers SHIT DICKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK HENTAI FUCKTARD HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK SON OF A BITCH JIZZ COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITE BLOWJOB WIENER CHAV ASS JOHNNY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL GOD DAMN DAMN SHITSLINGING COCK REDNECK ASSFACE BUNG-HOLE DICKFACE GOOK DAMN IT DICK CHICKEN SHITTY JAP BOOBIES CLIT FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK CHALICE WALRUS SHIT DONKEY DICK BASTARD RAPE MONKEY SHIT MOCCASINS PISS OFF HELL SHITE BULLCRAP FUCK ASSFACE SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN TITS DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FLYING FUCK ASS FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD WALRUS SHIT BUGGER OFF FASHION BUG RECTUM RAIDER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES CLEMEN BONER SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD MALL SANTA BONER BIRD SHIT NIPPLES KIKE BUGGER HELL FUCKFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TITS SEX SHITFACE DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BASTARD FUCKFACE JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS INBRED DAMN CLUSTERFUCK THIS IS SPARTA! PISS ARTIST TRANNY CUNT FRENCH TICKLER CUNTRAG TRANNY PRICK KIKE FUCKING A FIST FUCK FELCHMONKEY JIGGABOO ASSWIPE BASTARD BASTARD SHITE WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN NIPPLES FUCKER SPIC GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TITTYWANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES BOOBIES THONG TASTER RAT'S COCK FUCK FU SPANG WIKIPEDIA ASS LICKER FUCKING JUMP! JUNGLE BUNNY REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAP PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN DAMMIT PENIS PEARL NECKLACE NAZI FUCKFACE SHIT BITCH BULLSHIT PISS OFF SHITFUCKER INBRED FUCK COON GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BITCH CUNT CRAP ON A STICK TRANNY CHUFF SHITHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ANAL BAT FUCK INSANE BLUE PENIS! CUNTYMINTS BUGGER OFF FUCK CAMEL FUCKER SPUNK TWAT HORSE SHIT GOATSE CONAN O'BRIAN PENIS CRAPFUCKER GOBSHITE DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT BUTT-HEAD ASSFACE JIGGABOO WANK CARPET MUNCHER RAT'S COCK MOLDY TITS CUNT DICKHEAD ORGASM FUCKSTAIN JOHN ELWAY BOLLOCKS JACKASS WIGGER MOCCASINS HELL FUCKFACE BASTARD HOMO PISS ABO SAGGY TITS HOT GRITS WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS GOD DAMN ASSFACE CHIGGER BALL SACK SAND NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PORCH MONKEY FRED PHELPS FUCKFACE PRICK JACK OFF COCK WOP GENITALIA DOUCHE NAZI HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT FUCKSTAIN TENTACLE RAPE ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POOPY DAMN RAT'S COCK GRINGO SHITSLINGING CLEMEN AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS VAGINA JACK OFF SEMEN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKSTAIN TWAT SHITCUNTING PEARL NECKLACE STEVE BALLMER FAG COCKSUCKER WALRUS SHIT FELCHMONKEY PEDOPHILIA NAZI SHIT PAKI MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKWIT SHAKOPEE MOZILLA FIREFOX GREASER SHITSLINGING FUCKER INCEST FLAMING ASS BADGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PENIS ON A STICK DAMN IT POMMIE JIZZ AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BALL SACK DUMBASS BIRD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOBSHITE NI BUGFUCK SHITSLINGING DICK IN A BOX I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ELECTION HUMAN RIGHTS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE TITTIES OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMN O CANADA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WIENER DAMN PISS OFF POLACK CUNNILINGUS SHIT SHITFACE CUNT CRAPPER DUNE COON ASS SHITSLINGING FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MOCKIE HONKY RAPE FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE FIST FUCK TAFFY POMMIE NAZI DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER ASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BITCH FUCKTARD TUBA FUCKSTAIN CLIT HORSE PENIS CROTCH SPUNK FROG'S FAT ASS SCUMBAG CROTCH [expletive deleted] JERK OFF CHINK DICKWAD PISS ARTIST MOCKIE CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING FUCK WIGGER HELLFIRE I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSCRACK FAGGOT TAMPONS WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS CHICKEN FRIES TURD DILDO HELL HO TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK FUCKING CHENEY BOOBS HO DILDO BONER PENISPENISPENIS!!! HOSER CARPET MUNCHER YOU WANKER PISS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BITCH 666 DAMN YOU WANKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DONALD RUMSFELD HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BELLEND DONKEY PUNCHER TACO SHITSKIN SHITFUCKER SHIT DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT DUNE COON BOOBS BASTARD THERE IS A CABAL DAMN KNOBJOCKEY DONKEY DICK COON CHOAD COCKSMOKER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCKING A FRIG FRITZ PISS DAMN DOUCHEBAG CUNTING ASSCRACK CLEVELAND STEAMER BOB SAGET PISS ARTIST JUSTIN BIEBER SOD OFF FUCK OFF BITCH SHITHEAD SHITTY FUCKING A BATMAN & ROBIN BLESSED DAMN SAINT GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE BASTARD suck my mothers SHITTY JACKASS GENITALIA HOLY DUMB FUCK HOMO BAT FUCK INSANE POOPOO PENIS ON A BUN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LGBT RIGHTS DUMBASS SHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKER JACKASS SHIT SHIT TOSSER MOCKIE PUSSY BALL SACK HELL DICK TITS CHIGGER DAMN MASTURBATION FUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASS FASCIST ASSFACE DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKWIT ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD BONER PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FRENCH TICKLER TITWANK DIPSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RECTUM RAIDER FRENCH TICKLER CHIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CRAP NIGGER TITS & DICKS DUNE COON TUBA GENITALIA DICK IN A BOX JERK OFF TITS SHIT SHIT SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JAP GOBSHITE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FRIG DIPSHIT SCUMBAG FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY SHIT VAGINA FEWMETS COCKSTUFFER FUCKING TOSSER SUCK A BIG DICK CRAPMUNCHER HELL ARSE BALL SACK MOLDY TITS RAGHEAD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM COCK DOUCHING FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN SHIT CHINK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TWAT BITCH [expletive deleted] FUCK OFF PEARL NECKLACE ARSE GARBAGE DAY! BOB SAGET KRAUT RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE DIPSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES FRIG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANK FUCKING JUMP! SEX PIGFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK NIGGER INCEST Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN IT and with the WANK and his MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE of girraffes in which DOUCHE while reading about NORTH KOREA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MY ANUS IS BLEEDING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• RECTUM RAIDER