Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUCK A BIG DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITSLINGING or TAMPON IN MY ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUTTFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SON OF A BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA KNOBJOCKEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMMIT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially YOU WANKER objectionable words).
JAP Tourette's is GOD DAMN not to be YOU WANKER confused with TITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOTHERFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YID random NICARAGUA disorientation, culturally-YOU WANKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCUMBAG language, TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI REBECCA BLACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POMMIE souvenir shoppes and massive CARPET MUNCHER quantities WOMEN'S RIGHTS of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING garbage.
Darnit.
A GRINGO Polite Note to the SHIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK article JACK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BULLSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of YID Tourrette's sufferers FRAK swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMMIT bad side of a terrible BUTTFUCKER thing.
- The main MALARKY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SEMPRINI involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GIVING HEAD knee FELCHING NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOOBIES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PEARL NECKLACE school for PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TAMPON IN MY ASS sufferers to become KIKE manically depressed and ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP commit CRAP suicide.
- There is no CUNNILINGUS cure, and the BUTT PIRATE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BALL SACK tics often have adverse DONKEY DICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN IT perodol" which caused my entire SHITCUNTING body to go MOTHERFUCKER numb and ASSBANDIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD it is without the TURD drug.
I am an active member of a SHITSKIN tourette syndrome ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating 30 CASES OF PICKLES the TENTACLE RAPE public view of Tourettes as a "JIGGABOO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACKASS SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for BLOWJOB "hi-jacking" your LET'S SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GRINGO this that really TUBA annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOB SAGET article. Remember, everything here is meant to be [EXPLETIVE], and making fun of a COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT horrible disorder is (not) YOU WANKER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIENER time.
Best EARS OF CHRIST regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “TAMPON IN MY ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply
As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society PROXY SITES.
Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen
P.S. VENEREAL DISEASE Regards to Andrew DICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply
As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?
Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SAND NIGGER saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my POMMIE intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are TAFFY and POLACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOG SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JERRY BAND WITH 4 POLESMOKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AY-AY-AY HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE
How [Insert silly non-swear here] to CUNT cure DAMN IT the IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU Tourette's DICKFACE Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for MOCCASINS Tourette's CRAPPY Syndrome GENITALIA is INBRED following FUCKBAG these ASS rules PENIS in DICKFACE order:
- 1: Avoid SEX immature RAPE little GOD DAMN kids,
- 2: Count to CRAPMUNCHER within FUCKHEAD 10 CROTCHseconds,
- 3: Do not open your DOUCHE NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE WANKER nor PISS talk,
- 4: Tell FUCK YOU yourself you NIGGER TITS don't SHITTY have FUCKWIT this HITLER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOOBIES WITH NASTY QUEEF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw BITCH!
I fucking put POMMIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CRAPMUNCHER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SAGGY TITS the TOP OF FELLATIO THIS JERRY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITE offensive. CHOAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICK people who try [expletive deleted] to battle MASTURBATION'BOOBS that tight-ass IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU 17-year-SONNY BILL WILLIAMS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKFACE it now, but someone said BIRD SHIT' TURD BASTARD'PEDOPHILIA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING [Insert silly non-swear here] is a laughing CHINK matter. Plus there BASTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TOSSER Uncyclopedia, there are BIRD SHIT articles FLYING FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCUMBAG stuff. So BULLSHIT that means BUTTFUCKER stop getting mad at the TOWELHEAD first part too and SEMEN talking about the REBECCA BLACK letter that it's DONGSHOVER mocking (what COCKING FUCKBOROUGH letter? I don't even know what MOTHERFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian STRAWBERRY ASS hi self HORSE SHIT even made a really COCK good point. "It's CC PLZ nothing more LAKE TITICACA from a head nod to a SHITE knee tick". LOGJAMMER. Which I'll add SCROTUM onto DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIPPLES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BLESSED DAMN SAINT be, because if I were a PIG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKHEAD hilarious. If you TURD Want facts, go on HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGNOG be offended, don't read CLUSTERFUCK the freaking COCK article anyway.
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FUCKFACE SHIT RUSKIE FUCK OFF BIG FOOT FUCKBAG [Insert silly non-swear here] CC PLZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK BUGGER OFF DAGO BASTARD FUCKING PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHIT ASS LICKER TURD MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK ARSE DOUCHE BOB SAGET AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GIVING HEAD COCK CC PLZ CUNT YOUR MOM POLAK PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WIENER GO COUNT YOUR DICK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK OFF DAMMIT PENISBIRD BONER BUTT PIRATE ORGASM ASSWIPE DARTH VADER BOB SAGET PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE DUMBASS O CANADA BIRD SHIT POISON IN BABY FORMULA NIPPLES BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN YID MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN DOUCHEBAG PAKI FIST FUCK DICK HELL HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! FUCKHEAD DAMMIT BONER BUGGER FUCK CRACKER BLOWJOB MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YOUR MOM JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHOLE FUCKWIT YOU WANKER BALL SACK NIGGER NEGRO TOTAL FELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE SON OF A BITCH I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY TITTIES BOLLOCKS SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK TITS PISS ARTIST JERRY FAG BONER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNTRAG WHORE ASSFACE DIPSHIT SHITBALLS SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS FAGGOT FRIG ASSFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICKHEAD FUCK YOU BOOBIES COCKSUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS I RAPE WALRUSES! 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BUKKAKE TENTACLE RAPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNNILINGUS FUCK PISS ARTIST BOOBS LET'S SHIT FRED PHELPS CHOAD BASTARD FUCKFACE GANGBANG BASTARD WALRUS SHIT TWAT DICK CHICKEN BENSON SUCKS HELL QUEEF CRACKER BOOBS SPANK THE MONKEY SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE INCEST I'LL RAPE YOU DICKFACE CRAPFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WHORE SHITSKIN WALRUS SHIT GANGBANG FRITZ SHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUGGER OFF JACKASS SHIT FUCK A DUCK FUCKFACE TWISTY VAGINA TWAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PECKERHEAD NI PRICK SHITPISSER TITMOUSE 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKING A BASTARD DICKFACE NIGGER JOHNNY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO TENTACLE RAPE SHITHEAD PISS suck my mothers JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITSKIN FUCK A DUCK ASS RAT'S COCK WANKSPLAT ASSFACE FUCKWIT AY-AY-AY JIZZ CLUSTERFUCK SHITSLINGING TIMBER NIGGER BUKKAKE CUNT CRAPPER ASS GYPSY ASS FREEDOM OF SPEECH SHITTY BUNG-HOLE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSHAT NORTH KOREA DOUCHE NAZI PENIS TOTAL FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK [Insert swear here] DIPSHIT PRICK CUNT LAPPER BITCH FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER BIG FOOT BONER GUMDROPS MOCCASINS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST INBRED SPIC JACK OFF TIMBER NIGGER SHITPISSER HELL INCEST ABO TITS & DICKS CUNT BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUM FUCK OFF CARPET MUNCHER ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POMMIE BIRD SHIT FENCE JUMPER BONG BITCH PEEPEE CLIT FRENCH TICKLER PRICK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CAMEL FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PENISBIRD DICKLICK WIENER FUCKSTAIN GRINGO SHITPISSER WANKER FUCK DICK AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD DOT HEAD YOU WANKER TOTAL SHIT JACKASS DICKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD BLESSED DAMN SAINT CROTCH ORGASM BULLSHIT YID SHITCOCK BLUMPKIN SPIC COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS TITWANK POLAK WANK FAGGOT SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY DICKHEAD STEVE BALLMER MILF ASS NEGRO ASSWIPE MOCCASINS CONAN O'BRIAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BASTARD SHITSLINGING PRICK FUCKSTAIN CUM SHIT COLGATE ARSE CHOAD KISSER MALARKY INBRED SHITFACE GOD DAMN NEGRO ASSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH TIT DIRT SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK BASKETBALL HOOP WIKIPEDIA FUCKING A COCKSHITTER CLEMEN DOUCHEBAG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EMO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CROTCH TITTIES WEHATEMARIO FUCK PISSHOLE BITCH BUGFUCK JENKEM SAGGY TITS COON HELLFIRE PICKANINNY FUCKING CUNT CRAPPER FOUR-EYES ASSFACE BASTARD DAMN MAMA MIA GIVING HEAD SEX PENISBIRD TWISTY VAGINA DILDO SOD OFF DAMNATION DIPSHIT ASSHOLE SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE BASTARD PISS OFF FAG I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTERFUCK PIGFUCKER NI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S ASS POLACK TAFFY DICK TITS PENIS NEGRO DUMBASS CUNT BOB SAGET SHITTY EXTRA LONG PENIS RICK MORANIS COON BASTARD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TWAT FUCKING A SHIT INJUN DICK CLIT SEMEN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOTHERFUCKER INBRED SHITE FUCKFACE O KURWA! JACK OFF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FRITZ HOSER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS GOD BLESS AMERICA AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK ASS CUNT CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK FUCKING A BIGNOSE FUCK YOU INBRED DICK CHICKEN HELL PISS ARTIST YOGHURT CANNON SPANK THE MONKEY DAMMIT MILF ORGASM BELLEND REBECCA BLACK DICKWAD HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNTBUCKET LET'S SHIT BONER PISS JIZZ CHOAD ASSRAPING ASSHOLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JOHN ELWAY BOOBS ASSFACE BAT FUCK INSANE SHITBALLS FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS BATHING SUIT AREA BUTTFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE COCKSMOKER FUCKHEAD HAIL SATAN! GOBSHITE FUCKBAG SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY RAPE DICKHEAD ASSHAT GOBSHITE FUCKING suck my mothers WANK FUCKTARD PAKI FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICK CHICKEN FUCKFACE PIKACHU CUNT ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE BITCH DYKE Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive BOOBS and with the DICK CHICKEN and his SHITTY of girraffes in which POMMIE while reading about KAFFIR!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FLYING FUCK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- PUNANI
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PUNANI subject. If you do not find it funny BAD MOTHERFUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED HELL ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DONALD RUMSFELD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKSTAIN joke loses its humour PISS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so HELL ignorant, then you wouldn't have DOUCHE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE WANKSPLAT PIG VENEREAL DISEASE!!!!!I <3 COCK |
