Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HONKY'FELCHING'CAMEL JOCKEY'TURD'WALRUS SHIT'ASSCRACK'I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUCK A BIG DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder FLAMING ASS BADGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMMIT, sudden TWAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DUMBASS or MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FELCHING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HORSE SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKLICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NECROPHILIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHRISTHUMPER CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GINGERBREAD utterFUCKance of socially HAIL SATAN! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BLUMPKIN television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be ASSHOLE confused with COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RUSTY TROMBONE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ROSIE O'DONNELL random MOZILLA FIREFOX disorientation, culturally-WIENER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ABO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNTSWILLING language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EUROIPODS HEIL HITLER! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive DICK IN A BOX quantities FELLATIO of ANAL DIABETES CRACKER garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the SHITCOCK Author:

The BEAVER Tourette's HELL Research Institute was CUNT founded to FEWMETS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DARTH VADER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD article CRAPMUNCHER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MALARKY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POMMIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POMMIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of AMERICA ONLINE Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING A swear. You can FRIG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOZILLA FIREFOX TV, for always focusing on the PUNANI bad side of a terrible DOM DeLUISE thing.
• The main GYPSY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JAP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK YOU' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHOLE knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HORSE PENIS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING A school for TURD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMMIT sufferers to become WIGGER manically depressed and SHITFACE commit SHIT suicide.
• There is no SHUT UP, MEG! cure, and the FLYING FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING RAT'S ASS tics often have adverse MICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUGGER OFF perodol" which caused my entire FELCHING body to go WANK numb and SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS & DICKS it is without the FUCK YOU drug.

I am an active member of a COON tourette syndrome FIST FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS OFF the KRAUT public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MASTURBATION much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSCRACK this that really BUTTFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANKSPLAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INJUN, and making fun of a CONAN O'BRIAN horrible disorder is (not) TAMPONS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELL time.

Best NIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HOSER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIENANMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. TAFFY Regards to Andrew MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The POO POO BLOWJOB bastard who wrote this article. You can TITS punch him if you BOOBS want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITS saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my TIT DIRT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMMIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HORSE PENIS and CRAP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITWANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RECTUM RAIDER BAND WITH 4 HO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MASTURBATION HORSE! GOD DAMMIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMMIT'S HOUSE

How ASS to FUCK YOU cure KRAUT the JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's BELLEND Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TWISTY VAGINA for BUGFUCK Tourette's COCKSUCKER Syndrome POMMIE is DIPSHIT following REDNECK these SONNY BILL WILLIAMS rules MOCCASINS in PICKANINNY order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK immature ANUSCAKE little SCROTUM kids,
• 2: Count to JIGGABOO within CUNT CRAPPER 10 ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BALLS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIGGER nor SHITBALLS talk,
• 4: Tell 666 yourself you DAMN IT don't WANK have CUNNILINGUS this BULLSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNTYMINTS WITH NASTY HELLFIRE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMMIT last straw FUCK!

I fucking put CHRISTHUMPER' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PENISPENISPENIS!!! the TOP OF MOCCASINS THIS DICKHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD DAMMIT offensive. [expletive deleted]. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to AUTOFELLATIO people who try RAPE to battle SHITBALLS'DONKEY PUNCHER that tight-ass TOURETTE'S IS FUN 17-year-BITCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POLACK it now, but someone said BULLSHIT' ASS MONKEY SHIT'HORSE SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I AM CORNHOLIO! is a laughing DELICIOUS CAKE matter. Plus there SNUFF PORN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are HO articles STRAWBERRY ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So NI that means NAZI stop getting mad at the AUTOFELLATIO first part too and JAP talking about the FUCKER letter that it's CRAPFUCKER mocking (what FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK letter? I don't even know what HOMO the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOUCHE hi self PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! even made a really DICK good point. "It's ASS nothing more BONER from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP. Which I'll add PISS onto IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that FIRECROTCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PUSSYLICKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICKFACE be, because if I were a ASS FASCIST Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BALLS hilarious. If you MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Want facts, go on SOD OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HOMO be offended, don't read MASTURBATION the freaking PICKANINNY article anyway.

BIGNOSE BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT POLACK ASS FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN FUCK INBRED

DAMN IT CAMEL FUCKER CUNNILINGUS MASTURBATION COLGATE BEANER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOD OFF MICK CUNT FUCK MONKEY SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITSLINGING GREASER CUNT SCUMBUCKET SHITFUCKER BITCH GANGBANG CLUSTERFUCK SPIC FUCK ANAL BASTARD SUGAR NAZI BUKKAKE CHENEY ARSE FAGGOT DAMN ASSFACE CHINK TITS & DICKS RAPE WANKSPLAT ASSFACE FUCK BUTT-HOLE FUCKING SHITSKIN HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CROTCH DICKHEAD BLOWJOB FUCKFACE O KURWA! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN IT CONDOMS BAT FUCK INSANE GOD DAMMIT PRICK RAT'S COCK FUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL MONKEY BALLS WANK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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MASTURBATION TURD FUCK ASS FASCIST POMMIE TACO MOTHERFUCKER [Insert swear here] FRIG FUCKSTAIN INJUN TITTIES ANUSCAKE TITTYWANK DUMBASS INBRED COCKSMOKER KRAUT FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAPPY JACK ABRAMOFF FIST FUCK DONGSHOVER BALLS RANDY TRAVIS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHINK PEARL NECKLACE TWAT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES VENEREAL DISEASE ELECTION FRAK CLEMEN GYPSY TIMBER NIGGER TITS JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK HELL LOGJAMMER DICK CHICKEN CRAP YOU I RAPE WALRUSES! FLAMING ASS BADGER BOB SAGET BUGFUCK JAP BALLS POTTYMOUTH ANUSCAKE BELLEND HORSE PENIS FUCKING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GO HOME AND DIE MAMA MIA NORTH KOREA POMMIE CUNT MAMA MIA PRICK BORDER HOPPER BUGFUCK HELL SHITFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! OSTRICH MY ASS TRANNY DICKFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WETBACK NIPPLES HELLFIRE YOGHURT CANNON CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING A SOD PRICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUDGEPACKER DONKEY DICK FUCK BLUMPKIN 666 FUDGEPACKER RAPE HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING A HORSE PENIS BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD BITCH YID SHITSLINGING PISS ARTIST NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MAMA MIA POMMIE FUCKSTAIN HADJI BUGFUCK CUNTRAG DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TWAT CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DELICIOUS CAKE GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST DAMN IT YOU WANKER O CANADA PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE SUCK MY DICK TITS RAT'S COCK HO DAMMIT INCEST JAP COON BEANER POOPOO suck my mothers ARSEBADGERS ASSCRACK ARSE FUCKFACE BIGNOSE PISS OFF MY ASS PUSSY CLIT MONKEY SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BEAVER FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOGHURT CANNON GREASER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMN [EXPLETIVE] KIKE SHITSLINGING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PIGFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SUGARTITS BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS ARTIST RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT GARBAGE DAY! FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER MOCCASINS COON LET'S SHIT GOOK JUSTIN BIEBER BEAVER DIPSHIT OLD CHRIST OF A WANKSPLAT LAKE TITICACA KRAUT FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN DICKFACE SEMEN GYPSY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSFACE ASSHOLE CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN MARY WHITEHOUSE GOOK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY SHIT CRAPFUCKER DONGSHOVER CHIGGER MOCKIE HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S COCK TITS FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD CHOAD CHICKEN FRIES POOPOO WOODPECKERSHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BALLS FUCKWIT FUCKWIT BELLEND SAND NIGGER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NIGGER TITS DEMOCRACY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FU SPANG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANKER HOLY DUMB FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS BUKKAKE DUMBASS PISS CONAN O'BRIAN BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FUCKING JUMP! [EXPLETIVE] SHITFACE JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA BASTARD ASSRAPING SNUFF PORN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FELCHMONKEY CUNT DUMBASS MONKEY'S UNCLE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SOD OFF LAKE TITICACA PENIS ON A STICK AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS CUNTYMINTS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ARSE BASTARD FUCKING ABO BONER POLACK FUCK A DUCK DILDO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DUMBASS FEMADOM BALLS SAMUEL L. JACKSON HOMO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BUTT PIRATE DAMMIT DICKLICK BALLS JACK OFF CUNT HEIL HITLER! ASSRAPING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRENCH TICKLER ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCKSUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER HELLFIRE GIVING HEAD CUNT JERRY SHITFACE WANK BLUMPKIN INCEST SON OF A BITCH PIG BITCH GENITALIA DICKFACE HAIL SATAN! FUCK PENIS SEMEN TWAT BLUMPKIN FUCKWIT BEANER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNTSWILLING BATMAN & ROBIN PENIS COMMUNIST DILDO STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD COCK TITWANK RUSTY TROMBONE GREASER HOT GRITS PISS UP MY ARSE SHITHEAD BASTARD WHITE POWER FIST FUCK GRAPE PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK DILDO SHIT FAGGOT SHITPISSER FUCK OFF MALARKY ASSWIPE ASSHAT ASSBANDIT FUCKWIT FUCK ARSE DICKFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK FUCK YOU JESSE McCARTNEY VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING WALRUS SHIT GOOK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA O KURWA! BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD NEGRO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HADJI NEOPETS BUGGER OFF PAKI ASSCRACK FENCE JUMPER MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER DAMN IT JAP SPUNK OH SHI– VANDALISM IS COOL FUCK YOU SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POLESMOKER SHITHEAD BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING TENTACLE RAPE JACK OFF GOOGLE FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT WANK MONKEY SHIT GOBSHITE FUCKFACE BEAVER TITWANK SHIT FUCK OFF DAMN IT SHITCOCK FUCK WINDOWS VISTA FUCK CRAP ON A STICK ASSCRACK DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER SHITE ANAL VENEREAL DISEASE WANKER [EXPLETIVE] WIENER LOLCAT DAMN COON BALLS ASSWIPE CLIT DOT HEAD HITLER BIGNOSE DOUCHEBAG ASS LICKER TOSSER BASTARD STRAWBERRY ASS TOSSER KAFFIR CHICKEN FRIES WIENER SHITSLINGING CAPTAIN CRUNCH MONGOLIANS FUCKSTAIN CUNT DOG FUCKER DAMN IT ASS JUNGLE BUNNY WANKER SHITCOCK BULLSHIT FALUN GONG BITCH YID TIT SPRINKLES JACK OFF GANGBANG DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS FASCIST VAGINA BUKKAKE ASS BONER STEVE BALLMER JIGGABOO CUNT HELL GARBAGE DAY! DICKLICK FUCKFACE MALL SANTA WETBACK SACRAMENTO NIGGER FUCKSTAIN TAFFY DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY GO HOME AND DIE BORDER HOPPER PISS FELLATIO BUGFUCK CRAP ON A STICK BOOBIES COCKGOBLIN SHITBALLS CHICKEN SHIT TAMPONS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FROG'S FAT ASS GYPSY MILF ASSHAT MARCH OF FLAMES SHITSLINGING SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 666 BEAVER FUCK ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT SOD OFF RAT'S COCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FUCKSTAIN DICK TITS WIKIPEDIA JERRY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ALF I'LL RAPE YOU I WILL KILL YOU! JOHNNY WANK PUNANI FUCKING O CANADA BUKKAKE SHITFACE DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK BUNG-HOLE CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF DICK DICK CHICKEN WALRUS SHIT PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO PENIS BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING DICK TITS WANK [expletive deleted] POLAK REBECCA BLACK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKWIT CLIT DIPSHIT DUNE COON FROG SPANK THE MONKEY DICK TITS COCK FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STEVE BALLMER MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ORGASM NIGNOG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD DAMN DAMN IT TITWANK ABO ASSFACE ASSFACE BELLEND FLYING FUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANK HELL CUNTBUCKET FUCK DAMN IT FUCK FUCKING THONG TASTER NIPPLES FUCKING FRITZ SAGGY TITS FOOTBALL HONKY COON PIG NIGNOG SHITFACE FASHION BUG FUCKING A GARBAGE DAY! FAG ASSFACE SHITCUNTING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FIST FUCK JERK OFF DICKHEAD DAMN IT RAT'S COCK DAMN POOPOO PIG RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITFACE AMERICA ONLINE DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN FUCKER WANK SHIT MASTURBATION CAMEL JOCKEY DICKFACE DICKLICK BUTT-HOLE BALL SACK JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD BITCH NIGNOG PECKERHEAD AY-AY-AY CARPET MUNCHER WANK POLACK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SPUNK JENKEM SHIT NICARAGUA CUNT LET'S SHIT BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKER DEMOCRACY FAGGOT BUKKAKE DOUCHE PISS SCUMBAG COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING GOD DAMN REDSKIN PORCH MONKEY MARGARET THATCHER BOLLOCKS FUCKING JUMP! FUCK OFF NAZI MOCCASINS FUDGEPACKER TACO CLIT ASS ORGASM FASHION BUG JACKASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHORE INJUN DELICIOUS CAKE WETBACK CLEMEN CUNT DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF NAZI ASSCRACK ARSE MOCKIE CUNT CUNT DICK NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSRAPING SEMEN BUTT PIRATE CONDOMS PEDOPHILIA DICK TITS SEMEN DOUCHE WOODPECKERSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES NIGNOG MOTHERFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN BALL SACK MOCKIE BELLEND DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DICKWAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! RAT'S ASS WOP JAP NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING A BEAVER FUCKWIT BATHING SUIT AREA CUNTBUCKET ARSE LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ARSE SHITSKIN COCK JUNGLE BUNNY [expletive deleted] I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FENCE JUMPER ASSFACE CUNTSWILLING PEARL NECKLACE DYKE CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBAG BALLS SUCK MY COCK POLACK O CANADA ICE CREAM CUNTING ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT NIGGER RAT'S ASS ASS YID FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH RAGHEAD GOD DAMMIT INCEST CLEMEN DONKEY DICK BASTARD BITCH TWAT PISS BUGFUCK WANK PISS ARTIST ASS FASCIST 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKER POTTYMOUTH JESSE McCARTNEY BIG FOOT ARSE FLOWERS SHITE SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSCRACK HO COCK DICKLICK SHITE BASTARD FRIG BOOBS FRIG WANK WOP ANAL DOG FUCKER DYKE WANK CHOAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TOWELHEAD ASSFACE FUCK YOU NIPPLES SWIMMING POOL AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY BITCH DOUCHE NAZI DAMN PEEPEE CRAPPY SOD LIMEY GANGBANG FUCKWIT FUCKING A CHOAD KISSER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CLIT WANK FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO HEIL HITLER! ASSWIPE DONALD RUMSFELD CLIT CANNED QUOTE ARSE MASTURBATION SHITTY SHITE GANGBANG FUCK BEAVER DAMN SAND NIGGER TOSSER CONDOMS SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICK IN A BOX CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PIECE OF SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHRISTHUMPER TWISTY VAGINA GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FEMADOM SCROTUM ANAL NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! JERK OFF MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BULLSHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN PISSHOLE NIPPLES WANK ASSHAT FUCK CLEMEN SHITCUNTING TENTACLE RAPE FENCE JUMPER SHITE WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POMMIE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN FUCKING BUTTFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BALLS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKSUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DIPSHIT MICK PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WETBACK ASSWIPE CHRISTHUMPER FUCK OFF HELL [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKBAG SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BONER FAG PENISFUCK ASSWIPE BRITNEY FRENCH TICKLER SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK CLEMEN DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS OFF ASSFACE FUCK GOD DAMMIT POOPY FUCK BITCH TITTIES FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS BOOBS ASSHOLE SIGMUND FREUD DOODIE HEAD SPIC FELCHING JAP CAMEL FUCKER PISS DYKE BITCH SCUMBAG FUCKTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK COCK FUCKTARD CHENEY CUNT SUCK MY COCK SHAKOPEE FLAMING ASS BADGER CUM FIRECROTCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHRISTHUMPER WIENER FAGGOT DOUCHE NAZI SOD TAMPONS FELCHING VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD PEDOPHILIA SPICY CUNT FUCK YID VAGINA THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES BOB SAGET BUGGER OFF FUCKBAG SHITSKIN TENTACLE RAPE BORDER HOPPER SHITHEAD FUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink OSTRICH MY ASS SPIC DYKE PISS OFF WILLY WONKA HITLER DICK URINE-GARGLING ASSHOLE SCUMBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT HONKY PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SON OF A BITCH HORSE SHIT COCKSHITTER DUNE COON SHITE CHINK NORTH KOREA CC PLZ PAKI YOUR MOM I'LL RAPE YOU JIZZ PEDOPHILIA CUNNILINGUS BITCH JOHN ELWAY BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF CRAPPY BEAVER SHITE CHENEY ARSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JENKEM BIRD SHIT NECROPHILIA FIRECROTCH SUGARTITS SHITFACE KRAUT YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER DAMN FUCK FROG JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN IT GIVING HEAD PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKSTAIN BASTARD MALARKY WALRUS SHIT BONER SHITSLIDE FUCKHEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GRINGO TENTACLE RAPE MOCCASINS SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL PEEPEE COMMUNIST DILDO GOOK RAT'S COCK SHIT NIGGER COCKSMOKER DEMOCRACY POMMIE GIVING HEAD VAGINA BITCH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITTIES and with the BITCH and his GOOK of girraffes in which BUGGER OFF while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
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• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT