Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICK TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING, sudden FUCK YOU m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements VAGINA or SPIC vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MONKEY SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOODIE HEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITTYWANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS ARTIST BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMNATION utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).
COCK Tourette's is GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS not to be MOCCASINS confused with FUCKSTAIN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISSHOLE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCK random SOD OFF disorientation, culturally-FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNTBUCKET language, [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS ARTIST MASTURBATION of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GO HOME AND DIE souvenir shoppes and massive CHING CHONG CHINK quantities GIVING HEAD of ANAL DIABETES SPICY CUNT FUCK garbage.
Darnit.
A COCKGOBLIN Polite Note to the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIPPLES article NIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and [expletive deleted] I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLUSTERFUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLIT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOOBIES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PISS Tourrette's sufferers BONER swear. You can FUCKBAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the D'OH bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKER thing.
- The main GOD DAMMIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NORTH KOREA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small [expletive deleted] knee FUCK A DUCK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BIGNOSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHICKEN SHIT school for CECIL JOHN RHODES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHINK sufferers to become FEWMETS manically depressed and MASTURBATION commit ASSWIPE suicide.
- There is no WANKER cure, and the I AM CORNHOLIO! drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKSUCKER tics often have adverse SCUMBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire PISS ARTIST body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and FUDGEPACKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL it is without the YOU WANKER drug.
I am an active member of a FUCKHEAD tourette syndrome ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS the CHINK public view of Tourettes as a "SCUMBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am ASSCRACK sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your WANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SPANK THE MONKEY this that really DYKE annoys me. I am working towards a PEDOPHILIA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this pen0r article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITHEAD, and making fun of a HONKY horrible disorder is (not) HO funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MACACA time.
Best DUMBASS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply
As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA SUCKS degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing PORTUGAL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.
Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen
P.S. RAT'S COCK Regards to Andrew SHITHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?
Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITHEAD saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my KITTENS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCKING Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are FUCK and MONKEY SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GYPSY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BAND WITH 4 YOU MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TIT DIRT HORSE! FUCKING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING'S HOUSE
How CHICKEN SHIT to ASSHAT cure FUCKTARD the DICK CHICKEN Tourette's DAMN Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FUCK for SHITHEAD Tourette's DOUCHE Syndrome COCK is FUCKFACE following SUGARTITS these CUNT rules CHING CHONG CHINK in DAMN order:
- 1: Avoid FELCHING immature BLUMPKIN little ASSWIPE kids,
- 2: Count to KIKE within BONER 10 TWATseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BOLLOCKS DAMN GOD DAMN nor PRICK talk,
- 4: Tell GOD DAMMIT yourself you FUCK don't CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON have ASS this SUCK A BIG DICK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HADJI WITH NASTY ASSHOLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCKING last straw WANK!
I fucking put GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITS & DICKS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TOTAL offensive. JOHN SMILEY FACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NECROPHILIA people who try CLIT to battle FRENCH TICKLER'BULLSHIT that tight-ass NORTH KOREA 17-year-CUNT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BULLSHIT it now, but someone said HELL' PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOBSHITE'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there BRUSH MA TEETH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles BUGGER OFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSCRACK stuff. So MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! that means NIGNOG stop getting mad at the JACKASS first part too and IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD talking about the MOTHERFUCKER letter that it's SAGGY TITS mocking (what BEANER letter? I don't even know what BUTT PIRATE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FOUR-EYES hi self MILF even made a really GOD DAMN good point. "It's CLEVELAND STEAMER nothing more TUBA from a head nod to a BONER knee tick". [expletive deleted]. Which I'll add TITMOUSE onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PEARL NECKLACE suffer that SHITFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NAZI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITTY be, because if I were a SIGMUND FREUD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS hilarious. If you LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Want facts, go on JIZZ Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOAT DICK be offended, don't read BUTTFUCKER the freaking MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! article anyway.
CHAV FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG 666 NAZI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSCRACK VAGINA TAFFY NICARAGUA
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FUCK COCKSUCKER ASSWIPE POTTYMOUTH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITE ASSBANDIT CUNTRAG SLOPE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNNILINGUS FUCKING A WILLY WONKA FUCK SHITHEAD DILDO DOG SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNT CUNT BONG A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! FASHION BUG PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN IT BUTT-HOLE DUMBASS FUCKING A RUSKIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FAGGOT DUMBASS TONY LA RUSSA GENITALIA FUCK YOU [expletive deleted] ARSE SHITHEAD PENISBIRD EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMMIT BEANER LICK PUSSY DEMOCRACY SHITE HELL D'OH BORDER HOPPER O CANADA FRAK GOBSHITE SPANK THE MONKEY MARGARET THATCHER ORGASM KAFFIR INBRED MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKWIT JACKASS SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN MONKEY BALLS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK WOODPECKERSHIT DICK IN A BOX DELICIOUS CAKE DOT HEAD WETBACK BOLLOCKS MOCKIE GRINGO BALLS CRAPFUCKER COON FUCKING TITMOUSE CUNT TITMOUSE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DONGSHOVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON suck my mothers LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN JENKEM DICKFACE HORSE SHIT DAMN NI CRACKER SHITTY COON WIKIPEDIA FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER JERRY MALARKY DOM DeLUISE HOT GRITS JACKASS DUMBASS DOUCHE PENIS BITCH JIZZ WANKSPLAT POLAK BONG SON OF A BITCH I WILL END YOU! BASTARD PISS SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH ASS CHRISTHUMPER BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! FUCKFACE TITWANK CLIT DOUCHETITS HITLER PISS GRAPE PENIS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FU SPANG DOT HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM ROSIE O'DONNELL FLUFFY CLOUD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DYKE BEAVER PISS OFF MY ASS SHITSLINGING PUSSY FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING SCUMBUCKET QUEEF BOOBS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKFACE SPUNK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITHEAD PEDOPHILIA TAMPONS FUCKER FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK OFF P'KANG LENS CRAFTERS FUCKBAG NAZI BULLCRAP FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER JAP [EXPLETIVE] DONKEY PUNCHER MOCKIE RAT'S COCK CUNT ASSHAT BASTARD FUCKING RAGHEAD NIPPLES FUCKWIT EARS OF CHRIST DAMN HELLFIRE POLESMOKER YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INJUN YOU WANKER DOUCHING BONER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TOSSER SEMEN ASSWIPE HENTAI HEIL HITLER! BOOBIES BASTARD SAND NIGGER COCKSHITTER SHITTY CAMEL FUCKER O KURWA! WIGGER HELL DIPSHIT BUGGER GENITALIA TAMPON IN MY ASS PUNANI I WILL KILL YOU! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FEATURED FASHION BUG BRITNEY BENCH PRESS CUNT BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH FEWMETS BOLLOCKS FRIG FUCK FRED PHELPS BASTARD FUCKING COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN IT BEANER ASS SON OF A BITCH BUTT PIRATE PENIS CUNTRAG SHIT SHIT SEMEN LET'S SHIT CRAPPY RAT'S COCK ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITCOCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NECROPHILIA PISS OFF VAGINA POOPY CLIT DILDO BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSHAT POLESMOKER COCKSHITTER BUKKAKE CHOAD FUCK A DUCK SHITSLIDE DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER SHITFACE DICK HELL SUCK MY DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE KAFFIR COON PENISBIRD OH SHI– DICK GYPSY EAT MY SHIT! FU SPANG BAD MOTHERFUCKER ALF PEDOPHILIA PUNANI BOOBIES D'OH MAMA MIA DAMN IT PRICK CUNTING ASSCRACK CHING CHONG CHINK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PRICK MASTURBATION FUCK OFF PISS PEARL NECKLACE BRITNEY TOWELHEAD QUEEF JUNGLE BUNNY DICKFACE FUCK CHOAD GREASER HORSE PENIS YOU WANKER ANAL GOATSE YOUR MOM FUCK TRANNY WANK SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANK TRANNY RAPE BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BOON JACKASS BUTTFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JERK OFF FUCKHEAD FUCK NUGGET SHITCUNTING FASHION BUG NIGGER TITS ASSHAT DAMN DONKEY DICK HOMO DICK VENEREAL DISEASE REBECCA BLACK WANKER SHITE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKFACE JACKASS WANK HELL GRAPE PENIS FEWMETS FUCK SHIT CUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JIZZ POMMIE FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE BLOWJOB CONDOMS CUNT DOUCHETITS STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BELLEND RAGHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICK IN A BOX SHIT LET'S SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MOCKIE CHIGGER SHITE HOMO ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NECROPHILIA SHITFUCKER SHITTY ORANGE TURTLE JOHN SMILEY FACE BIGNOSE WANKER JACKASS YOGHURT CANNON BULLSHIT SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE VAGINA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK GREASER DAMN SOD OFF SHITE DICK ASSBANDIT [expletive deleted] PISSHOLE DARTH VADER DAMN SEX POMMIE JESSE McCARTNEY SEX PISSHOLE NIPPLES TWISTY VAGINA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HOT GRITS ASSFACE WANKSPLAT SHIT RAGHEAD FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK EARS OF CHRIST SHIT MOCCASINS DOG SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CANDY DOUCHEBAG DICKFACE BELGIUM CHRISTHUMPER ASS COCKSUCKER HELL FUCK OFF SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER SHITE MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK BOOBS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HELL PORCH MONKEY DICKHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACKASS CRAPPY SHITBALLS SHITFUCKER COCKSUCKER FUCK WIKIPEDIA CHIGGER DAMMIT WINDOWS VISTA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT COCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM JAP REDSKIN DAMN CUM COCK SOD FELCHMONKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK CUNT SHITE JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF BEAVER ORGASM NIGGER GYPSY FUCK JACKASS CRAPPY ASS MALL SANTA GIVING HEAD BLOWJOB REBECCA BLACK REBECCA BLACK BITCH SHITBALLS DICKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE DILDO SHIT O KURWA! TWAT 666 INCEST HOMO SHITSLINGING SEX SAND NIGGER SHITFACE BASTARD PISS DIPSHIT HELL FUCKWIT ORANGE TURTLE CAMEL FUCKER CUNT CRAPPER SHITSLINGING ASS FEMADOM SCUMBUCKET HOMO FUCKER PUSSYLICKER AUTOFELLATIO SOD OFF Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive HADJI and with the GREASER and his CHIGGER of girraffes in which BONER while reading about PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FUCKSTAIN also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- CUNT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is HELL funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BATHING SUIT AREA subject. If you do not find it funny POLESMOKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a OSTRICH MY ASS joke loses its humour PISS OFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so STEVE BALLMER ignorant, then you wouldn't have POOPY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CONAN O'BRIAN DAMN FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH!!!!!I <3 COCK |
