Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT'FUCKHEAD'FUCKING'FUCKWIT'RAGHEAD'MOLDY TITS'ARSE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PORCH MONKEY neurochemical FUCK disorder COON characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden DICKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HEIL HITLER! or VENEREAL DISEASE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOG SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YID include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNTRAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHETITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICK CHIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially DARTH VADER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DONKEY DICK television programs to address CLEMEN Tourette's syndrome.

KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's is BULLSHIT not to be DIPSHIT confused with YOU WANKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BANGKOK random JACKASS disorientation, culturally-CHOAD KISSER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SON OF A BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local INBRED language, WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TOSSER BUKKAKE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky EMO souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities BOOBS of ANAL DIABETES JOHN SMILEY FACE garbage.

Darnit.

A FAGGOT Polite Note to the TITS Author:

The SUCK A BIG DICK Tourette's TRANNY Research Institute was ASSFACE founded to PIECE OF SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNNILINGUS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HORSE SHIT article SHITTY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOCKIE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POLACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RECTUM RAIDER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of KAFFIR Tourrette's sufferers ASSHOLE swear. You can SHITSLINGING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHENEY TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHE bad side of a terrible MALARKY thing.
• The main PIGFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NEGRO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOGHURT CANNON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small [Insert stupid word you just made up here] knee DAGO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JACK ABRAMOFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICK IN A BOX school for JUSTIN BIEBER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage YOU WANKER sufferers to become REDNECK manically depressed and DONKEY DICK commit TWAT suicide.
• There is no HOMO cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM tics often have adverse TURD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GIVING HEAD perodol" which caused my entire DAMMIT body to go POO POO BLOWJOB numb and JERK OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOOBS it is without the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome ASSHOLE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COON the GRAPE PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "FASHION BUG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BASTARD sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your FUCKING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MARGARET THATCHER this that really BUTTFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a DIRTY SANCHEZ better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GANGBANG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I AM CORNHOLIO!, and making fun of a SUCK COCKS IN HELL! horrible disorder is (not) DICK CHICKEN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCKSMOKER time.

Best IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUTT PIRATE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing EUROIPODS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew URINE-GARGLING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The RAT'S COCK bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK COCKS IN HELL! punch him if you YOU WANKER want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the URINE-GARGLING saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FRIG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MARGARET THATCHER and GOD DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WOODPECKERSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! BAND WITH 4 BEANER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HAPPINESS HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How SON OF A BITCH to LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! cure BUTTFUCKER the CRAP Tourette's FUCKBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SPANK THE MONKEY for BOOBS Tourette's CUM Syndrome SAND NIGGER is RAT'S ASS following DOM DeLUISE these SHITE rules COCKSUCKER in NEGRO order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN IT immature HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS little ASS kids,
• 2: Count to GOOK within DILDO 10 CUNT CRAPPERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JENKEM FUCK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] nor ANUSCAKE talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKFACE yourself you PAKI don't BORDER HOPPER have COON this O CANADA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY RIVER CRABS SUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw DOODIE HEAD!

I fucking put GOD BLESS AMERICA' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST the TOP OF SEX THIS SIGMUND FREUD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ABO offensive. TOURETTE'S SYNDROME. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BASTARD people who try CUNT to battle PUSSY'HOT GRITS that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-CROTCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BONER it now, but someone said TURD' SHITFUCKER SCUMBUCKET'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKSTAIN is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there BOOBIES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MACACA Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHAT articles WOODPECKERSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DESU stuff. So CLIT that means NORTH KOREA stop getting mad at the FROG first part too and FAGGOT talking about the DOUCHE letter that it's MOCKIE mocking (what BUTT-HOLE letter? I don't even know what SPICY CUNT FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITHEAD hi self BOB SAGET even made a really PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS good point. "It's INCEST nothing more WHORE from a head nod to a DONKEY DICK knee tick". FUCK YOU. Which I'll add COON onto CUNTRAG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HOMO suffer that MOTHERFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK NUGGET it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BASTARD be, because if I were a FUCKBAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKSTAIN hilarious. If you COCKSHITTER Want facts, go on FRED PHELPS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll QUEEF be offended, don't read ASSFACE the freaking CHICKEN SHIT article anyway.

TAFFY STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS GO HOME AND DIE SHIT MASTURBATION LIMEY CUNT BASTARD

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PHELPS CUNTRAG THONG TASTER DAMN DICK INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS PEACEFUL suck my mothers GANGBANG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SON OF A BITCH GENITALIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT NI CHIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER ALF SEX DUMBASS [expletive deleted] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY pen0r MALARKY TACO SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FAG HO FUCKTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIGGER GOBSHITE PENIS ON A BUN MARGARET THATCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK BUGGER COMMUNIST DILDO SON OF A BITCH BIG FOOT RAPE SHITTY TALK PAGES BRUSH MA TEETH DICKFACE TITTIES CROTCH JAP SCUMBAG MOCKIE INBRED CHOAD CLIT DICKHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKWIT JACKASS SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DEVELOPERS! INBRED GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YID BIRD SHIT DAMN IT ASS BITCH NICARAGUA DIPSHIT ASS WIGGER PEDOPHILIA TAFFY FUCKFUCKFUCK BUTTFUCKER REDEEMING VALUE FUCK YOU POTTYMOUTH CUNTBUCKET ASS DOODIE HEAD HELL BIRD SHIT DAMMIT WANK ANAL CARPET MUNCHER FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BELLEND SHIT JENKEM SOD OFF DAMMIT FUCKWIT WILLY WONKA DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BIRD SHIT CROTCH JOHNNY HO CARPET MUNCHER RAT'S COCK SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WANKER CHAV MOZILLA FIREFOX SON OF A BITCH FUCKING A MOLDY TITS SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN FU SPANG ASSFACE SPANK THE MONKEY JERK OFF FIRECROTCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SCUMBAG ASSWIPE FUCKING JUMP! BUNG-HOLE COCK DONKEY PUNCHER PISS ARTIST JACKASS SHIT MALARKY BENSON SUCKS MARGARET THATCHER TITWANK HONKY PENIS ON A STICK RAT'S COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHINK ASSHOLE EAT MY SHIT! ASS LICKER NAZI EXTRA LONG PENIS GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD BITCH SEX WIGGER ASSHAT SHIT BUTTFUCKER YOUR MOM [EXPLETIVE] HATE HATE HAT NICARAGUA ASSHOLE ASS HORSE SHIT FELCHMONKEY ORGASM ASSHOLE CUNTING ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS WANK CRAP CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK I WILL END YOU! I AM CORNHOLIO! TIMBER NIGGER FUCK YOU SHIT FLYING FUCK WETBACK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITSLIDE WHORE TACO ASSHOLE HOSER JIZZ EXTRA LONG PENIS PENIS GOBSHITE SHITPISSER EPIDIDYMIS MOCCASINS DONKEY PUNCHER GYPSY CRAP NAZI ASS TAMPONS FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK ASSHAT DIPSHIT BALLS TOWELHEAD WALRUS SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WOP BITCH RAT'S ASS [EXPLETIVE] KRAUT FUCKING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT [EXPLETIVE] TAMPONS INCEST JIGGABOO WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S COCK NIGGER TWAT DICK DICKLICK ASSHOLE FUCKWIT CUNT INBRED WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TRANNY PISSHOLE YOGHURT CANNON REDSKIN CLIT PISS OFF GOATSE ASS FUCK RAPE GREASER CUNT PISS OFF DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER DESU BASTARD CHIGGER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF THONG TASTER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MARGARET THATCHER ASS LICKER ASSHAT COON CHOAD WIGGER BENCH PRESS PISS ARTIST FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN TITS HELL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSCRACK INBRED MALARKY STEVE BALLMER INBRED CUM SHITTY SHITFACE RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD FUCK ANAL FELCHMONKEY FUCKSTAIN HENTAI BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT KIKE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FOUR-EYES ASS ASSCRACK SCUMBAG JIZZ BUTTFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS RAPE BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FUCKING PISS FELCHING FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK BUTT PIRATE TRANNY FUCKING SHITHEAD BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT WALRUS SHIT SHIT BOOBS SHIT FUCKER HORSE SHIT CONDOMS BASTARD FUCKER FUCKER FUCK BULLCRAP PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! REDNECK BENCH PRESS LAKE TITICACA PUSSY HITLER BENCH PRESS DAGO SON OF A BITCH CROTCH ASS FUCKER SHITHEAD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S COCK WOP DAMN TRANNY CUNTRAG KAFFIR YOU WANKER GREASER DONKEY PUNCHER HORSE SHIT BALLS DONKEY DICK WANK INJUN OPINION COCKGOBLIN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT NIHILISM PISS ARTIST suck my mothers WIGGER TESTICLE CHOKE YOGHURT CANNON DAMN JENKEM CRAPFUCKER SHITE REDSKIN STEVE BALLMER JERRY FRAK KAFFIR ASSFACE WALRUS SHIT CLEMEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BELLEND IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

WETBACK URINE-GARGLING ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER POTTYMOUTH FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT ASSHOLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BOLLOCKS TIMBER NIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKHEAD SHITBALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLEMEN DICKFACE PISS FRIG FUCKSTAIN JERRY ASSCRACK PISS OFF MY ASS SHITFUCKER QUEEF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COMMUNION WAFER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING IT'S OVER 9000! FIRECROTCH CUM FUCKSTAIN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! AMERICA ONLINE RAGHEAD COCKSUCKER GARBAGE DAY! CUNTBUCKET PISS FUCK OFF KNOBJOCKEY DILDO CUM MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN DOUCHING TAFFY MILF CLEMEN DICKFACE PISSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER PISS CHIGGER CHIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOT HEAD SON OF A BITCH SPUNK NECROPHILIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOTHERFUCKER and with the SEX and his PISS OFF of girraffes in which BELGIUM while reading about FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HENTAI