Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSRAPING'BASTARD'CAMEL JOCKEY'PIGFUCKER'ASSWIPE'CUNTING ASSCRACK'ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOUCHETITS neurochemical FUCK disorder FLAMING ASS BADGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK OFF, sudden SHITFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or CHOAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COON in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCROTUM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOBSHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GANGBANG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat REDNECK GOD DAMMIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NECROPHILIA utterFUCKance of socially KNOBJOCKEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHAKOPEE television programs to address FUCKING Tourette's syndrome.

IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette's is FUCK YOU not to be LIMEY confused with PRICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RECTUM RAIDER random SEX disorientation, culturally-NIPPLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICK IN A BOX outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SON OF A BITCH language, EXTRA LONG PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities RAT'S ASS of ANAL DIABETES GYPSY garbage.

Darnit.

A BUNG-HOLE Polite Note to the CROTCH Author:

The RHODESIA Tourette's TITS Research Institute was PEDOPHILIA founded to BELLEND.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACK OFF article ASS LICKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WANK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TOWELHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SLOPE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FIST FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY Tourrette's sufferers BAD MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can SHITPISSER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWISTY VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the JOHN SMILEY FACE bad side of a terrible JESUS FUCKING CHRIST thing.
• The main ASS LICKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HORSE SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I RAPE WALRUSES!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGGER knee DAMN IT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BOOBS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BEANER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for QUEEF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNTBUCKET sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and WARNER MUSIC GROUP commit ANAL suicide.
• There is no SHITSKIN cure, and the FRENCH TICKLER drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUGGER tics often have adverse FLAMING ASS BADGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRITZ perodol" which caused my entire BUTTFUCKER body to go ELECTION numb and ASS LICKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than CTHULHU FHTAGN it is without the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOTHERFUCKER the WHORE public view of Tourettes as a "MOZILLA FIREFOX swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PAKI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BLOWJOB sorry for FELCHING "hi-jacking" your TWISTY VAGINA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMMIT this that really ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a MICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YOUR MOM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HUMAN RIGHTS, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) SOD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RHODESIA time.

Best DOUCHEBAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NAZI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. CUNTRAG Regards to Andrew FAGGOT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The I'LL RAPE YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITSLINGING punch him if you RAT'S ASS want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF SHIT saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my FLYING FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DIRTY SANCHEZ and HEIL HITLER! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LET'S SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOD DAMN BAND WITH 4 DONKEY PUNCHER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! FUCK OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK OFF'S HOUSE

How QUEEF to SHAKOPEE cure FUCK the SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Tourette's BUGFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUGGER for WANKSPLAT Tourette's CUNTRAG Syndrome CUNT is HENTAI following NIGGER these DICKHEAD rules TOWELHEAD in GOAT DICK order:

• 1: Avoid WHORE immature FUCK YOU little BITCH kids,
• 2: Count to SONNY BILL WILLIAMS within WANK 10 CLUSTERFUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER SHITTY nor GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS talk,
• 4: Tell RAT'S COCK yourself you FUCKWIT don't JUSTIN BIEBER have NIGNOG this FUCKING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JAP WITH NASTY POLESMOKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BIGNOSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK OFF last straw FUCKWIT!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOOBIES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF FUCKTARD THIS SHITSKIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST offensive. ASSBANDIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUGGER people who try ASSHOLE to battle FAG'YOU WANKER that tight-ass HENTAI 17-year-FUCKHEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find STEVE BALLMER it now, but someone said I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!' WETBACK GOD DAMMIT'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNTBUCKET is a laughing FLYING FUCK matter. Plus there COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on REDSKIN Uncyclopedia, there are CRAP ON A STICK articles PIGFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] stuff. So LET'S SHIT that means CAMEL FUCKER stop getting mad at the FEWMETS first part too and DOUCHING talking about the SHITFACE letter that it's HENTAI mocking (what CHAV letter? I don't even know what DAMN IT the heck you're talking about). Adrian WALRUS SHIT hi self HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS even made a really CRAPPY good point. "It's FRAK nothing more REDSKIN from a head nod to a EXTRA LONG PENIS knee tick". BUTTFUCKER. Which I'll add FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK onto TITS & DICKS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BLUE PENIS! suffer that LET'S SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FEMADOM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to KNOBJOCKEY be, because if I were a DICKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! hilarious. If you CUNTING ASSCRACK Want facts, go on SLOPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICKHEAD be offended, don't read BOLLOCKS the freaking PENIS article anyway.

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BONER BELLEND DICKHEAD KIKE FUCKWIT DOUCHE JAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIPPLES FUCK YOU FUCKFACE RANDY TRAVIS VAGINA ASSHAT DOG FUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT TITS CHUFF MOCKIE BONG MONKEY BALLS POMMIE CLEMEN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHUFF HELL EMO BELLEND YOUR MOM JIGGABOO FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS FUCKWIT PAKI GOD DAMN GRIS MALARKY PEDOPHILIA JIGGABOO INBRED CRAP POMMIE FUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CHRISTHUMPER QUEEF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TURD DICKFACE PUSSYLICKER GYPSY ASS DAMN IT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD YOUR MOM ASSFACE DAMN IT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKHEAD PRICK SHITE MALL SANTA DAMN IT FLYING FUCK BORDER HOPPER CUNT CHICKEN SHIT PENISBIRD PUSSY PIG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BOB SAGET BASTARD BIG FOOT DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER NAZI DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LAKE TITICACA INJUN FUCKWIT FUCK OFF BASTARD QUEEF JENKEM FUCKSTAIN ROSIE O'DONNELL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HELL BLOWJOB PUNANI LICK PUSSY FUCKSTAIN FUCK HONKY POLAK LUV RAGHEAD SHIT SHITE FELCHMONKEY FIRECROTCH SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER pen0r JACKASS BELLEND JENKEM FAG FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT CONDOMS NIGGER BLOWJOB ASSCRACK HITLER NIPPLES DILDO ORGASM CUNTRAG DONALD RUMSFELD PRICK ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO JACKASS BELGIUM FUCK HEIL HITLER! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE QUEEF JACK OFF AUTOFELLATIO CUNTRAG SAND NIGGER CUNT CRAPPER FROG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN GOD DAMMIT TOSSER [expletive deleted] PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PISS OFF MY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSRAPING MICK GENITALIA MOLDY TITS COON WANKER WIGGER CUNTYMINTS BOOBS CLEMEN CHOAD PENIS KRAUT TITTIES GRINGO LENS CRAFTERS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WANKER CRACKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT TOSSER P'KANG TWAT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG CUNT CHIGGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SUGARTITS BUKKAKE SEX POOPY DAMN COCKSTUFFER SHAKOPEE OSTRICH MY ASS SEMEN SON OF A BITCH MELAMINE LIMEY WIKIPEDIA FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER DARTH VADER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN IT NIGNOG KIKE DUMBASS DOUCHE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKGOBLIN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK YOU CUNT SUGARTITS BOOBS TWAT ASS BATHING SUIT AREA DICK BEAVER CUM HELL BRITAIN TITTIES PIECE OF SHIT ASS ALEX TREBEK DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD PEDOPHILIA HADJI RUSTY TROMBONE HELL NIGGER TITS CLEMEN FUCKER ASS JIZZ BEAVER AUTOFELLATIO KIKE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUTT PIRATE LOGJAMMER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELL DAGO YOU WANKER ASSHOLE PUSSY HELL DUMBASS AY-AY-AY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKTARD HAIL SATAN! CUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOGHURT CANNON ASS DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS JACKASS HUEY P. NEWTON TITTIES WINDOWS VISTA SEX CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT MILF POMMIE BEAVER FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE TURD JIZZ WINDOWS VISTA BUTTFUCKER BANGKOK SACRAMENTO CUNTING ASSCRACK O KURWA! POTTYMOUTH BRITNEY ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO INBRED ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT ANAL DIABETES FUCKBAG TAFFY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT FUCKING FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM FASHION BUG PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN POOPY GOBSHITE FRITZ QUEEF YOUR MOM FELCHING BASTARD YID COCKSTUFFER COCKSUCKER INBRED CUNNILINGUS CLUSTERFUCK FUCK CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKHEAD WILLY WONKA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WANK BASTARD FU SPANG BELLEND BITCH PEDOPHILIA POWERSHIT FUCK YOU FRITZ NIGGER TITS NAZI SHIT SHITCOCK ASSFACE [Insert swear here] ASSFACE BEAVER PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT DYKE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BALL SACK BORDER HOPPER ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF HO BUGGER OFF FUCK TOWELHEAD PENIS ON A STICK BUKKAKE NAZI CUM JACK ABRAMOFF ASSFACE PEDOPHILIA CHAV FIST FUCK WIKIPEDIA DILDO DILDO FROG'S FAT ASS BEANER FUCKTARD JAP FASHION BUG FUCKTARD SHITE WIGGER SHITFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ ANAL DIABETES SHIT LIKE A HORSE MOLDY TITS CAMEL FUCKER WETBACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DEVELOPERS! JUSTIN BIEBER CHOAD DOUCHETITS BEAVER PRICK INBRED SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK OFF DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA AUTOFELLATIO REBECCA BLACK CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS FUCK GOD DAMN FRED PHELPS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLSHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SUCK MY COCK SHIT ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN CANNED QUOTE ARSE BASTARD INCEST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LENS CRAFTERS PENIS GIVING HEAD RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU TRANNY POMMIE FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] DAMMIT CRAPPY BUTTFUCKER BITCH PISS ARTIST PUSSY CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS MARCH OF FLAMES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEMEN PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION FUCKFACE YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE MAMA MIA SPANK THE MONKEY TITS & DICKS HELL DONKEY PUNCHER DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER SHITSKIN BUTTFUCKER CONDOMS JACK OFF SHITHEAD I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS SNUFF PORN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS TAMPONS TWAT POWERSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SON OF A BITCH DOM DeLUISE FUCK A DUCK DOT HEAD BUTT-HEAD SHIT GOD DAMMIT CUNT MASTURBATION PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! RUSTY TROMBONE DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD BLUMPKIN FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY TRANNY INBRED PISS OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE I RAPE WALRUSES! RUSTY TROMBONE MONKEY SHIT CHRISTHUMPER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE DUMBASS FUCK OFF FUCKTARD PICKANINNY FUCKHEAD WETBACK RAT'S COCK NEGRO ASSCRACK FUCKING NECROPHILIA CRAPFUCKER DAMN IT TIT SPRINKLES CARPET MUNCHER GIVING HEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FLYING FUCK POLESMOKER HENTAI GANGBANG ABO FUCKER FUCKHEAD CUNT CLUSTERFUCK LENS CRAFTERS KEEP GANGBANG FAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING GOBSHITE ABO REDEEMING VALUE KRAUT SUCK A BIG DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PENIS DONKEY DICK GENITALIA HORSE SHIT DILDO ASSCRACK WIGGER SHUT UP, MEG! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHICKEN SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE SHITFUCKER ASSHAT DOT HEAD FELCHING CUNT AUTOFELLATIO CLIT ANAL DIABETES NAZI BUTT-HEAD TAMPONS KIKE PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX VAGINA PENISPENISPENIS!!! TAMPONS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! LGBT RIGHTS BUGGER ASS I WILL END YOU! PAKI NAZI FUCK YOU PENIS ON A BUN POMMIE JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER JIGGABOO WIENER FLYING FUCK NIGGER [Insert yet another person's name here] DONKEY PUNCHER HORSE SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BULLSHIT DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK ASSFACE CRAP ON A STICK MOZILLA FIREFOX BUGFUCK JERK OFF ARSE DIPSHIT BALLS FUCKER CHOAD CRACKER FELLATIO ASS LICKER I WILL KILL YOU! SOD PUNANI CUNT POMMIE PORCH MONKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT PENIS TITS SUCK MY DICK HELL SPUNK HOLY DUMB FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE MICK ASS PISS OFF SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNTING ASSCRACK CHIGGER DIPSHIT MOCCASINS ANUSCAKE I WILL END YOU! COCK SHITE ORGASM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GYPSY CUNT WOP BANGKOK JERRY DICKLICK EUROIPODS FUCKWIT SEX PORCH MONKEY SHIT JERRY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITTY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK YOU WANK FUCK GOOK FUCKHEAD SAND NIGGER GRIS FUCKFACE PUSSY ASS PISS FUCKBAG DICKFACE COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PISS ARTIST FELCHING TOSSER NAZI MASTURBATION PISS MARCH OF FLAMES JENKEM HOSER FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSWIPE MICK SPUNK INJUN TONY LA RUSSA ARSE WOP DAMN SPUNK FUCKING suck my mothers GOD DAMN DICK IN A BOX FUCK OFF SPUNK FROG BUNG-HOLE DICKFACE GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RUSKIE FUDGEPACKER KRAUT DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER JACKASS BAT FUCK INSANE MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK SHIT DOUCHEBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITSLINGING DAMN IT WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ARTIST GRIS ANAL DOODIE HEAD MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM SAGGY TITS SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK GYPSY GIVING HEAD CHIGGER PENIS ON A BUN SHIT COON TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK NUGGET SACRAMENTO PEARL NECKLACE FUDGEPACKER DIPSHIT QUEEF DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PISS ASS SHITFACE FROG QUEEF TWISTY VAGINA NIGGER COCKSUCKER SHITBALLS DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN I LIKE SCHOOL MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN IT MASTURBATION DOG SHIT INJUN FUDGEPACKER CHIGGER SHITBALLS HADJI FUCK OFF SPUNK CUNTYMINTS MOCCASINS POO POO BLOWJOB TITS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH TITS & DICKS ASSWIPE WIKIPEDIA pen0r CARPET MUNCHER TITTIES DUMBASS COON BOOBIES BITCH BEAVER SHITTY FUCK SHIT ARSE DAMN PEDOPHILIA BIGNOSE MASTURBATION WANK FUCK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHING JIGGABOO CLUSTERFUCK COCK HORSE SHIT DAMN HEIL HITLER! MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE TOWELHEAD BITCH TITS SHITTY MOCCASINS FIRECROTCH WANKSPLAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSCRACK JIGGABOO DOUCHE YOU WANKER STRAWBERRY ASS DUNE COON MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHE CHOAD KISSER TITS PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT SEMEN CRAP ON A STICK MONKEY BALLS BUGFUCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! QUEEF FRIG ASSFACE SHITHEAD HOMO CRACKER GOD DAMMIT CLIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNTYMINTS BUKKAKE DICKHEAD DAMN BUTTFUCKER SCUMBAG BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELCHMONKEY BUTTFUCKER NAZI SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TAMPONS DAMN [expletive deleted] FU SPANG BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS TIMBER NIGGER BUGFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

INBRED SPUNK ASSCRACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER DICK CLEMEN YOUR MOM NEGRO SPANK THE MONKEY BALLS DICKFACE DOODIE HEAD FUCKING A ASS BALL SACK DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK FUCK WANK BOLLOCKS PISS OFF MY ASS PISS SHITSLINGING FUCKING GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOOBS GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE BITCH HELL RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER MAMA MIA TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKTARD YID JENKEM CRAPFUCKER POMMIE SHITE EMO BIGNOSE GYPSY MASTICATION FOR THE NATION TOWELHEAD CHINK JAP SHITFACE SHITE ASS ASS COCKGOBLIN FUCKBAG WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! COON SHITE JENKEM BITCH CHIGGER TITTIES SAND NIGGER BORDER HOPPER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LIKE FATHER LIKE SON and with the WALRUS SHIT and his CLIT of girraffes in which IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD while reading about WHORE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKWIT