Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's RAT'S ASS'AUTOFELLATIO'DICK IN A BOX'SHITCOCK'FUCKFACE'YOU WANKER'CAMEL JOCKEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SONNY BILL WILLIAMS, sudden HADJI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOCKIE or ORGASM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MILF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SUITCASE PENIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK YOU by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MARY WHITEHOUSE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS OFF utterFUCKance of socially GOD BLESS AMERICA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SIGMUND FREUD television programs to address JACKASS SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette's is MOTHERFUCKER not to be BUTTFUCKER confused with SHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHINK random CUNNILINGUS disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POLACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MARGARET THATCHER language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUM HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MACACA souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES SHITTY garbage.

Darnit.

A WANKER Polite Note to the DAGO Author:

The CLUSTER FUCK Tourette's GOD DAMN Research Institute was PISS founded to FLYING FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FENCE JUMPER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HO article SEMPRINI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING JUMP!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers SHITCOCK swear. You can IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUDGEPACKER TV, for always focusing on the PISS ARTIST bad side of a terrible CRAPFUCKER thing.
• The main CUNTYMINTS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSKIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMMIT knee WIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is VAGINA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LICK PUSSY

school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS sufferers to become CHINK manically depressed and SHITCUNTING commit DOG FUCKER suicide.

• There is no FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA cure, and the BUTTFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHIT tics often have adverse SHITFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TWAT perodol" which caused my entire CONDOMS body to go [Insert swear here] numb and ASSCRACK basically made it NIGGA! worse than JERK OFF it is without the DAMN IT drug.

I am an active member of a CHOAD KISSER tourette syndrome FAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSWIPE the GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS public view of Tourettes as a "RAGHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TAFFY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HELL sorry for ARSE "hi-jacking" your ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITS this that really FUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a JACKASS SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOB SAGET article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKWIT, and making fun of a SHITE horrible disorder is (not) FUCKBAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITSLIDE time.

Best JACK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FLYING FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your KOREA LOVER capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. CUNTBUCKET Regards to Andrew CAMEL FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The DESU bastard who wrote this article. You can POMMIE punch him if you YOU WANKER want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PRICK and FIST FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BLUE PENIS! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MACACA BAND WITH 4 FUCKFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITSLINGING HORSE! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS'S HOUSE

How SHITPISSER to HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cure DAMN IT the RAT'S ASS Tourette's CRAP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment 30 CASES OF PICKLES for DOODIE HEAD Tourette's DICKFACE Syndrome ANUSCAKE is DAMN following BASTARD these [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] rules CUNT in CHOAD order:

• 1: Avoid PAKI immature WOMEN'S RIGHTS little WOODPECKERSHIT kids,
• 2: Count to ASSHAT within FEMADOM 10 BASTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your POO POO BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK BITCH nor FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD yourself you JOHN SMILEY FACE don't CHOAD KISSER have SAMUEL L. JACKSON this NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS last straw FUCKER!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE BRUSH MA TEETH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKWIT the TOP OF DICKFACE THIS NAZI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CROTCH offensive. NIPPLES. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS to battle CUNT'CLIT that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-COCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS OFF it now, but someone said TAMPONS' DAMN CLUSTER FUCK'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKTARD is a laughing CLIT matter. Plus there FELCHING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PORCH MONKEY Uncyclopedia, there are SHITE articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NAZI stuff. So ASS that means PUNANI stop getting mad at the FUCKHEAD first part too and SUITCASE PENIS talking about the ASS FASCIST letter that it's GRAPE PENIS mocking (what SCUMBAG letter? I don't even know what ASSHAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian WIKIPEDIA hi self FRENCH TICKLER even made a really TACO good point. "It's DOUCHEBAG nothing more SUGARTITS from a head nod to a HEIL HITLER! knee tick". DIPSHIT. Which I'll add BLOWJOB onto THONG TASTER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIPPLES suffer that MONASTERIES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes LET'S SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHIGGER be, because if I were a HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKTARD hilarious. If you NAZI Want facts, go on LET'S SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOCCASINS be offended, don't read ASSWIPE the freaking HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS article anyway.

HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MALARKY JACKASS POLACK FUCKING A EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CROTCH NEGRO JOY DAMMIT

SCUMBAG CLEVELAND STEAMER MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT WANK WANK ASSFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL CRAPPY WANK CUNNILINGUS BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOBSHITE JAP COCKSMOKER ASSWIPE JACKASS CLUSTER FUCK PRICK POOPOO GRIS HO NIGGER SEMEN POTTYMOUTH PICKANINNY NAZI TITS HENTAI FUCK ASS DILDO CHICKEN FRIES CHRISTHUMPER HORSE SHIT CLUSTER FUCK MILF BELGIUM CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE REDNECK BLOWJOB LOGJAMMER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSCRACK CROTCH BALL SACK CANNED QUOTE ASSRAPING TAMPONS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DUMBASS DONKEY DICK DAMN CUNNILINGUS WANK JENKEM RAT'S COCK POWERSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA ARSE JENKEM SHITHEAD STEVE BALLMER REDSKIN JOHNNY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS SCROTUM EPIDIDYMIS TITTIES CLEMEN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NAZI HELL JERK OFF DUMBASS GANGBANG DILDO CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WANK RAT'S ASS DARTH VADER SHIT PENISBIRD DICKLICK pen0r DICK ASSWIPE SHITBALLS INBRED DUMBASS BULLSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT LOGJAMMER FUCKHEAD NAZI BUTT-HEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN IT JOHN SMILEY FACE BEAVER BASTARD CUNNILINGUS FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE JACKASS REDNECK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO TWAT SON OF A BITCH GOBSHITE GO HOME AND DIE BOON DONKEY PUNCHER PISSHOLE NAZI BULLSHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD WHITE PEOPLE LIMEY FUCKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SOD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEEPEE CHIGGER SEX SUCK A BIG DICK STEVE BALLMER DICKFACE FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD FUCKING BALL SACK HELL STEVE BALLMER CONDOMS DOUCHING ASS FASCIST WANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF CHOAD NI FUCKTARD CHOAD SHITBALLS FIST FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA POLACK DOG FUCKER BUKKAKE [expletive deleted] ASSCRACK BONG ASSHAT FELCHING YOU WANKER NEGRO BENCH PRESS BITCH POLESMOKER JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSCRACK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE FUCKING A THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS O CANADA TRANNY MONGOLIANS VAGINA FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER DAMN TWAT SHITSLINGING CHINK SHITE DOUCHE NAZI SEMEN SHITTY PISS ARTIST JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFACE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FUCKFUCKFUCK TITWANK GREASER DUMBASS RAT'S ASS BONER HOLY DUMB FUCK BALLS HELLFIRE CRACKER SHITCOCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ MACACA SHITE MALARKY FALSE BENSON YOU HO SPIC WANKSPLAT JAP CUNT JACKASS CRAPMUNCHER SHAKOPEE ALEX TREBEK NIGNOG SHAKOPEE COON BOOBIES BOB SAGET ARSE CUNNILINGUS [EXPLETIVE] ORGASM NEGRO WANK FUCKER VAGINA SHITTY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKWIT POTTYMOUTH NIGGER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNNILINGUS FROG I'LL RAPE YOU MASTURBATION JACKASS ROSIE O'DONNELL NIGGER CUNT FUCKFACE TITTIES WANK FELLATIO FUCK OFF SHITFACE CAMEL FUCKER ASSBANDIT FELLATIO [expletive deleted] TITTIES PISS OFF FLAMEVIPER BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS BELLEND VENEREAL DISEASE MONKEY SHIT GRINGO TIT DIRT QUEEF SHITSLINGING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE COCK BUTT PIRATE COCKSTUFFER WOODPECKERSHIT DICK GOD DAMN EPIDIDYMIS SHITFUCKER O KURWA! DUMBASS MILF DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA GIVING HEAD BITCH COMMUNION WAFER TWAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ASSCRACK BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHAT MOLDY TITS O CANADA SNUFF PORN HELL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HOLY DUMB FUCK BEAVER INBRED DUMBASS SCUMBAG BUKKAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS ARTIST CUNTBUCKET SHIT FUCKWIT YID SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PRICK WANK DILDO SHIT OUT OF MY DICK FROG FUDGEPACKER SHITBALLS PENIS DONKEY DICK CHOAD SHIT SHITFUCKER WANKER GOD DAMMIT HELLFIRE FUCK OFF PISS WANK SHITTY HO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DUMBASS CUNTYMINTS BASTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS NIGGER TITS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT SHITTY FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE CONAN O'BRIAN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT AAAAAAAAA! O CANADA DOT HEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CRAPMUNCHER DICKHEAD BUTT-HOLE CHIGGER GOOK BITCH SEMEN CUNT CRAPPER I'LL RAPE YOU TITMOUSE CRAPMUNCHER TOSSER DICKHEAD SCROTUM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICKHEAD NIGNOG CHUCK NORRIS TAMPONS ROSIE O'DONNELL JERRY CHENEY WANK SPUNK DIPSHIT WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON DYKE YUKKY DOODY JOHNNY FRAK DICK BITCH BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS NAZI ASSRAPING BUTTFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GRIS I RAPE WALRUSES! FELCHING POLACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFUCKER INBRED SNUFF PORN JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN CRAP ON A STICK ASSCRACK BLUE PENIS! STUB PENIS SHITHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY STEVE BALLMER GOBSHITE SHITHEAD HOT GRITS CLIT MONKEY SHIT POOPOO DELICIOUS CAKE JENKEM PISS ARTIST PRICK SHITE HOMO FUCKHEAD WIGGER ASS FUCKBAG NECROPHILIA ASSFACE BULLCRAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KRAUT WANK DAMN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SIGMUND FREUD MONKEY SHIT CLUSTER FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER BULLSHIT FUCKFACE DAMMIT FUCKING A JERK OFF FUCKTARD FEMADOM HUMAN RIGHTS DAMN DICKLICK TURD NIPPLES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IN SACREMENT MOTHERFUCKER SHITE FELLATIO BALL SACK FUCK TENTACLE RAPE STRAWBERRY ASS DAMN IT FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMMIT WHORE WANKER COCKSUCKER PISS BASTARD DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT FELLATIO LET'S SHIT WETBACK FUCKHEAD HELL OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PISS ARTIST CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY CHICKEN SHIT BITCH ASSHOLE FUCK FRED PHELPS RAT'S COCK NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANKSPLAT BALLS JACKASS CHUFF JENKEM RAPE TAMPON IN MY ASS MOCCASINS FUCK TWAT CHINK PORCH MONKEY NAZI BUGGER CUNTYMINTS HADJI DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY FRENCH TICKLER CUNTYMINTS ASSWIPE SHITHEAD DICK IN A BOX CRAPMUNCHER JAP FUCK BUNG-HOLE NI GYPSY FAGGOT SHITTY ALF HOSER ASSHAT GO HOME AND DIE BALL SACK CLUSTER FUCK CHOAD PRICK SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK PUSSYLICKER BOB SAGET FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BAT FUCK INSANE COCKSHITTER WANKSPLAT GOBSHITE JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO TITTIES DOT HEAD CTHULHU FHTAGN STEVE BALLMER BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT ASS DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER FLYING FUCK PUSSY BUTT PIRATE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HADJI RANDY TRAVIS DOUCHING WANKER PISS SHITTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKHEAD COON BLISTERING BARNACLES REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE SHITSLINGING SEMEN PISS ARTIST TITMOUSE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITCUNTING BUTTFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN POMMIE SOD OFF ASSHOLE CLEMEN TITMOUSE LET'S SHIT PISS DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF ASSCRACK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKFACE FUCKING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HO DUMBASS FUCKWIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITCUNTING YOU WANKER MARCH OF FLAMES SON OF A BITCH BUGFUCK PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GRIS I'LL RAPE YOU INCEST FUCK ASSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER WHORE SEMPRINI TIBETAN BUDDHISM SHITTY LET'S SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON NECROPHILIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FIRECROTCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKLICK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BLUMPKIN PIGFUCKER POLAK CUNT RICK MORANIS NIGGER STEVE BALLMER PISS ARTIST POLACK ASSWIPE SHITE WIGGER WANK FUCKBAG BULLCRAP GOBSHITE COCKSMOKER BUTTFUCKER SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT COCKGOBLIN PISSHOLE CUNT BASTARD TITS SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CRAPMUNCHER HELLFIRE [expletive deleted] BASTARD MARY WHITEHOUSE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS JERRY BATHING SUIT AREA LIMEY ANAL PUNANI NAZI ASSCRACK PUSSY I WILL END YOU! WOODPECKERSHIT SMEG FRENCH TICKLER ASSHAT PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF CHIGGER ASSWIPE TOWELHEAD FUCKWIT DOUCHETITS TITS FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE AMERICA ONLINE CUNT BALL SACK FUCKER HEIL HITLER! YUKKY DOODY TITS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NAZI DOG FUCKER TITMOUSE CUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FEWMETS GOD DAMMIT FUCK TWAT [Insert swear here] CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD FUCK BULLSHIT JERRY CARPET MUNCHER JACKASS SHIT DICKLICK ASS PISS OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS BOB SAGET NAZI BUGGER OFF FUCKER DOUCHETITS FROG'S FAT ASS SEX PIG PECKERHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COON DOUCHE CLUSTER FUCK DICK CHICKEN PRICK DILDO GOD DAMMIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DILDO MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK CAMEL JOCKEY CLEVELAND STEAMER SON OF A BITCH GRIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COMMUNIST DILDO BASTARD ASS FASCIST MONKEY'S UNCLE DICKHEAD ASSHAT DICKHEAD BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ QUEEF BONER COCK FAGGOT ASS NEOPETS HORSE SHIT JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCK OFF [EXPLETIVE] BANGKOK CUNTBUCKET SHIT CHOAD CRAPMUNCHER SHITFACE FUCKING BASEBALL HORSE PENIS BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD CLEVELAND STEAMER CRACKER SOD PICKANINNY ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL CHOAD KISSER BALLS WIENER AY-AY-AY PUNANI ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER CUNT ABORTIONS FOR ALL BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FEWMETS FRIG WHORE TIMBER NIGGER WIENER JIZZ PUSSY DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WOP MARCH OF FLAMES KRAUT FUCKER ASSWIPE BITCH POLAK FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS CUNT CRAPPER SHITTY SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITSLINGING SNUFF PORN FUCK POMMIE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTSWILLING DIPSHIT FUCKTARD BIGNOSE FUCKTARD FEWMETS FROG ARSE RIGHTS BALLS FUCKFUCKFUCK HEIL HITLER! DOM DeLUISE CARPET MUNCHER DICK IN A BOX AY-AY-AY FUCK YOU SOD FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS CUNTRAG WANK SHIT ABO PENIS HELL SEX GRAPE PENIS DICK JOHNNY SHITFACE ASSFACE JIZZ ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAPE HELL FRITZ TWO-INCH PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU ASS WANKSPLAT PISS OFF MY ASS CROTCH JACKASS SHIT HELL FUCK NIGGER PISS BUTT PIRATE LIMEY WINDOWS VISTA I RAPE WALRUSES! JACKASS BELLEND CARPET MUNCHER MASTURBATION SHITFACE DILDO FIST FUCK DIPSHIT CHOAD DICK IN A BOX CHOAD NEGRO RAGHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOON DAMN SHIT [Insert swear here] RAT'S ASS BUGGER PISS ARTIST SHITTY DILDO MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSHAT DAMN IT INBRED CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BULLSHIT STEVE BALLMER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BEANER [Insert swear here] POLACK FUCKING ANAL FUDGEPACKER FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER SPIC GENITALIA DARTH VADER FUCKFACE HOMO FLYING RAT'S ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITSLINGING SUCK MY COCK 4CHAN FUCKWIT JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN WANKER YOU WANKER PUSSYLICKER BONER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! suck my mothers REDSKIN FELLATIO BUGFUCK CHENEY INJUN DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN JUSTIN BIEBER DONKEY PUNCHER HONKY BITCH FUCK OFF FRAK OSTRICH MY ASS PISS OFF PUSSY FUCK OFF ASSFACE REBECCA BLACK FUCK OFF PUSSYLICKER PISSHOLE TITTIES DOODIE HEAD INBRED DICKHEAD JOHNNY CRAP CUM MALARKY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK OFF NAZI JACKASS I WILL END YOU! GOD DAMMIT SHITE MOTHERFUCKER ASS FUCKBAG BULLSHIT SALISBURY FUCK YOU DICKHEAD HELLFUCKER FELLATIO FUCKING BASEBALL FENCE JUMPER LET'S SHIT SHIT BULLCRAP SAGGY TITS JACKASS FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER BUTT PIRATE SHIT SPIC HYPERINFLATION WHORE MICK NAZI PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING CHOLERA IS FUN! WIKIPEDIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTING ASSCRACK WIKIPEDIA CHICKEN SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PAKI CLEVELAND STEAMER LOGJAMMER TURD PUSSY D'OH WANKER CHOAD BONER ASSCRACK FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY DAMMIT TITTIES FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MELAMINE INCEST BAD MOTHERFUCKER ARSE GYPSY CUNTSWILLING HOLY DUMB FUCK VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT GRUE RAPE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WOODPECKERSHIT TWAT CRAP HORSE SHIT JAP COCKGOBLIN BUGFUCK DAMNED TABERNACLE ASSFACE SHITFACE CLUSTER FUCK FUCK HELL EXTRA LONG PENIS POMMIE MICK SHITHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FIRECROTCH TIT SPRINKLES BOOBIES DICK TITS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE FUCKWIT DELICIOUS CAKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT BITCH SAND NIGGER NIGNOG SEX FUCKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS NEGRO FEMADOM FOUR-EYES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT PUSSY JIGGABOO LENS CRAFTERS CUNTRAG YUKKY DOODY ASSFACE POLAK FUCK A DUCK TITS YUKKY DOODY ASS SHITCUNTING SACRAMENTO FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH KAFFIR WHITE POWER CHRISTMAS TREES HORSE SHIT TITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HAIL SATAN! CHOAD KISSER HELL ASS FASCIST HELL JENKEM PIG IN SACREMENT CHENEY REDNECK DONKEY DICK FUCK DUNE COON GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASSCRACK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNNILINGUS FUCK HELL CHINK CUNNILINGUS CUM CAPTAIN CRUNCH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BAD MOTHERFUCKER and with the BASTARD and his FUCKWIT of girraffes in which FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA while reading about DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FRAK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COCK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BRITNEY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its GANGBANG subject. If you do not find it funny FLYING RAT'S ASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a I'LL RAPE YOU joke loses its humour DAMN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so GIVING HEAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! KNOBJOCKEY CRAPMUNCHER GOBSHITE FAG SEMEN!!!!!I <3 COCK