Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FRIG'BASTARD'FLYING FUCK'SPIC'BITCH'COCK'HITLER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MONKEY BALLS neurochemical FUCK disorder D'OH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TOSSER, sudden CUNTBUCKET m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SPIC or SUCK MY COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHUFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JERK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SPUNK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSLINGING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAGO utterFUCKance of socially YOU WANKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES television programs to address WANK Tourette's syndrome.

DOODIE HEAD Tourette's is SAND NIGGER not to be MASTURBATION confused with GARBAGE DAY! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BOOBS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRAPMUNCHER random DICKLICK disorientation, culturally-RECTUM RAIDER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth QUEEF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSCRACK language, BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMMIT WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICK TITS souvenir shoppes and massive [expletive deleted] quantities MOCCASINS of ANAL DIABETES DONALD RUMSFELD garbage.

Darnit.

A TWAT Polite Note to the DONKEY PUNCHER Author:

The PRICK Tourette's [expletive deleted] Research Institute was MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE founded to DAMMIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TAMPON IN MY ASS article JACK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JOHN SMILEY FACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FRIG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TOWELHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BIRD SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers JERK OFF swear. You can SHITBALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
• The main WANKSPLAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MY ANUS IS BLEEDING knee CHINA SUCKS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NICARAGUA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SCRATCH! GROUNDER! school for PISS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DIPSHIT sufferers to become FEATURED manically depressed and SHITCOCK commit DAMNATION suicide.
• There is no POMMIE cure, and the CLEMEN drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHAT tics often have adverse SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BELGIUM perodol" which caused my entire FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD body to go ASSHAT numb and ASSHAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING FUCK it is without the SCUMBAG drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKHEAD tourette syndrome PUSSY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKFACE the MILF public view of Tourettes as a "MASTICATION FOR THE NATION swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YOU WANKER this that really FROG annoys me. I am working towards a WIENER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this AUTOFELLATIO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DONKEY DICK, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) WANKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHICKEN SHIT time.

Best ASSWIPE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHEBAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an PORTUGAL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. OH SHI– Regards to Andrew GIVING HEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The CHOAD KISSER bastard who wrote this article. You can FROG'S FAT ASS punch him if you ASSHAT want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WHORE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BEAVER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TOSSER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BAD MOTHERFUCKER and TWAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS ARTIST music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKSTAIN BAND WITH 4 KNOBJOCKEY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! TOSSER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TOSSER'S HOUSE

How NEOPETS to BULLSHIT cure SHITTY the SEX Tourette's [expletive deleted] Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOD BLESS AMERICA for PIGFUCKER Tourette's SAMUEL L. JACKSON Syndrome SOD OFF is HADJI following WETBACK these ASSWIPE rules SON OF A BITCH in FENCE JUMPER order:

• 1: Avoid DIPSHIT immature HEIL HITLER! little BLUMPKIN kids,
• 2: Count to FELLATIO within BLUMPKIN 10 KRAUTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AY-AY-AY nor FUCKING talk,
• 4: Tell SUCK MY COCK yourself you INBRED don't BASEBALL have SAMUEL L. JACKSON this CLIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WITH NASTY RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOU WANKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TOSSER last straw ARSEBADGERS!

I fucking put BAT FUCK INSANE' my comment at the TOP OF THE BLUMPKIN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF BONG THIS BUGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SCUMBUCKET offensive. YOU WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BIGNOSE people who try ARSE to battle DAMN'CLEMEN that tight-ass INBRED 17-year-JIZZ—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSWIPE it now, but someone said BIRD SHIT' SHITTY BUGGER OFF'FLYING RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HOMO is a laughing WOODPECKERSHIT matter. Plus there POLAK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKWIT Uncyclopedia, there are I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL articles FUCKWIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITTY stuff. So SUCK MY DICK that means TUBA stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and FELLATIO talking about the FELLATIO letter that it's CRAP ON A STICK mocking (what TIMBER NIGGER letter? I don't even know what DIRTY SANCHEZ the heck you're talking about). Adrian CONDOMS hi self BLOWJOB even made a really AY-AY-AY good point. "It's 666 nothing more FUCKSTAIN from a head nod to a MOZILLA FIREFOX knee tick". GYPSY. Which I'll add SEX onto FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JAP suffer that BEAVER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CROTCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BOOBS be, because if I were a BASEBALL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASS hilarious. If you ALEX TREBEK Want facts, go on PISS OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BEANER be offended, don't read SHIT LIKE A HORSE the freaking CUNTING ASSCRACK article anyway.

RAGHEAD TITMOUSE BITCH SHITTY HOMO BULLCRAP BALLS CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING SHITHEAD

BALL SACK WANK FUCKING FU SPANG QUEEF I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU ASSWIPE BONER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER FUCK OFF BEAVER ARSE FIRECROTCH DOUCHE WANK NIPPLES DARTH VADER P'KANG CLEMEN FUCK SHITTY WANKSPLAT FUCKFACE CARPET MUNCHER FLYING FUCK NIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITS [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT FUCK NUGGET RAPE TITS FLAMING ASS BADGER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CUNT DOUCHEBAG FUCK OFF PUSSY ASS CAMEL FUCKER KIDDY FIDDLER I'LL RAPE YOU LICK PUSSY BITCH VAGINA SOD OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKHEAD BELLEND CHING CHONG CHINK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN YOU WANKER FUCK JACK OFF HOSER WANK DONKEY PUNCHER DICK SHITBALLS DAMN SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS NI RAT'S COCK KRAUT BUTT-HOLE CUNT MICK GRINGO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JESSE McCARTNEY COON ASSCRACK NICARAGUA KNOBJOCKEY NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER HOSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS YOU WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY RANDY TRAVIS EPIDIDYMIS WANK WOODPECKERSHIT FEWMETS SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD FLYING FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELLFIRE BASTARD PISS ARTIST GRINGO DAMN DAMN IT CUNT DAMN ANAL WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD SEX NIGGER BELGIUM CHIGGER BOLLOCKS DUMBASS PUSSY MONGOLIANS SHITFACE FUCKER DAMN SHITFUCKER QUEEF CONAN O'BRIAN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE POWERSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK YOU NI FUCKING A BENCH PRESS GOD DAMMIT BOOBS ASSHAT WANK SHITHEAD KRAUT BASTARD AY-AY-AY TWAT KAFFIR FELCHING SHUT UP, MEG! NECROPHILIA REDNECK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ARSE CUNTYMINTS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKHEAD JIZZ GRIS CAMEL JOCKEY PRICK FUCK PISS BLUE PENIS! SHITHEAD SHITTY FUCKBAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOLLOCKS BUGFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT TIT DIRT BITCH BUGGER OFF COCKSTUFFER RUSTY TROMBONE COCKSHITTER HORSE SHIT SUITCASE PENIS SCUMBAG MOCKIE NORTH KOREA FUCKING A DICKFACE PISS OFF MY ASS CHICKEN FRIES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIPPLES PENIS MACACA FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT BUGGER OFF FAG SAGGY TITS FIST FUCK INBRED WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER DILDO CUNT BIG FOOT SHIT FUCK FUCKSTAIN TITS CHUFF DAMN JIGGABOO SLOPE SHITTY BALLS PIG CRAPPY SHITFUCKER COCKSUCKER BIGNOSE CHOAD GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER ASSRAPING TOSSER WANK CRAPMUNCHER MOCKIE THIS IS SPARTA! DUMBASS BOOBS DAMN LIMEY PIGFUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SMEG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CLUSTERFUCK SAND NIGGER DILDO BONER ASS SPIC RAT'S ASS ORGASM TACO PENIS ASS YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE ASS ANAL NAZI ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK FROG BALLS CONDOMS NEGRO SALISBURY CTHULHU FHTAGN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER BOB SAGET SHITHEAD SNUFF PORN FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PRICK FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT BALLS CHENEY ASSWIPE JAP HOT GRITS WANKSPLAT SOD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK HELLFIRE BUTTFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMN SHITCUNTING DOT HEAD DAMMIT LENS CRAFTERS GOD DAMN DAGO O CANADA DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGNOG RAT'S ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL COCK DUNE COON I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FENCE JUMPER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE FUCKER CROTCH CUNTRAG VAGINA NICARAGUA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK WIGGER SHITFUCKER WANK BUGFUCK HOMO FUCKER CUNTBUCKET DICKHEAD HEIL HITLER! O CANADA BASTARD SPUNK GOD DAMMIT GRINGO GO COUNT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT HENTAI FUCKWIT DOG SHIT SHAKOPEE WANK ANAL MASTURBATION HORSE SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS KNOBJOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK SHITFUCKER DEVELOPERS! DAMN BULLCRAP FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT CRAPPY DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING YUKY DOODY CRAPFUCKER DONKEY DICK GOD DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JACKASS EMO PISS OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE BELLEND ASS POLACK RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE CLIT BITCH RICK MORANIS TRANNY VAGINA BOON ANUSCAKE DOG SHIT CUNT PIG DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE PAKI CHING CHONG CHINK COCK THIS IS SPARTA! ASSCRACK WIENER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT FRIG MOLDY TITS BITCH ANUSCAKE BASTARD SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKER DUMBASS WIENER I WILL KILL YOU! POMMIE CAMEL JOCKEY DOT HEAD SHIT SHITFACE FU SPANG NORTH KOREA DANDELIONS WHITE RIGHTS SON OF A BITCH FRED PHELPS TWAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMN HENTAI SHITFUCKER FELLATIO JERK OFF BELLEND ASS NAZI GOD DAMN COCK FUCK CRAP CLUSTERFUCK QUEEF YOUR MOM SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD BASTARD INJUN LONGCAT IS LONG BOOBS HELL BASTARD BASTARD COON BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLIT FUCK INBRED EUROIPODS JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNNILINGUS ANUSCAKE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD FRITZ COON RAT'S ASS TAMPONS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TACO suck my mothers JAP TAFFY JACKASS JACKASS FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING FUCK RAGHEAD SOD OFF YOU WANKER PORCH MONKEY SHITE BIGNOSE MALARKY CHENEY PISS ARTIST CUNT CRAPPER MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT NIGGER WOP HOT GRITS MOTHERFUCKER KAFFIR DARTH VADER VAGINA CUNNILINGUS SPANK THE MONKEY SEX FUCKWIT BONG ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT DOUCHING SHITSLINGING CUNT LAPPER FUCKING FUCKWIT TOSSER TENTACLE RAPE FASHION BUG DOUCHE NAZI CRAP ON A STICK SHITFACE O KURWA! JACKASS DAMN JERRY HONKY SHITFACE RAT'S ASS YID DUMBASS ASS TITTIES SHITSLINGING TWAT 666 PISSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITSLINGING DICKFACE JACKASS DUNE COON FIRECROTCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WARNER MUSIC GROUP GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELL BRITNEY BUNG-HOLE BELLEND LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN PENIS PIECE OF SHIT CUNTYMINTS SHITTY NAZI BITCH CHOLERA IS FUN! BITCH SHITCOCK ARSE HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! COCKSTUFFER GO HOME AND DIE ASS JIZZ ANUSCAKE PUSSY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NORTH KOREA CHENEY TITMOUSE WOP YID DAMN SOD OFF JACK OFF BUTT-HOLE POLACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CLIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKGOBLIN PISSHOLE TWAT SEMEN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH COCK COMMUNION WAFER DAMN ASS LICKER PISS OFF JIGGABOO FUCKWIT BASTARD MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUGGER OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNNILINGUS SHITTY CUNT HELL KRAUT SHITFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCKSHITTER COCKSHITTER BELGIUM SON OF A BITCH DICK CRAPMUNCHER TITS & DICKS FIST FUCK suck my mothers TOSSER PRICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUM TACO FEWMETS DIPSHIT CARPET MUNCHER TOSSER PISSHOLE FUCKING A BOOBS ASSHOLE FUCKFACE SHITE PISS FENCE JUMPER DAMN WANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BONER ASSRAMMER FROG CUM NEGRO FASHION BUG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHENEY TITWANK BUTT-HEAD RAT'S COCK TITTYWANK SHITE WHORE YOU WANKER DUMBASS FELLATIO WANK DAMN POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKTARD HELLFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKWIT CUNT JAP DONALD RUMSFELD INCEST SHITBALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POOPY KRAUT CLEMEN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MALARKY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR [Insert stupid word you just made up here] AMERICA'S GREAT! OLD CHRIST OF A LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK KAFFIR TONY LA RUSSA PORCH MONKEY DOUCHING CHRISTHUMPER FUCK HELLFUCKER BEAVER PISS SHITHEAD I CAN AFFORD FOOD WALRUS SHIT DAMN IT SUGARTITS SHITFUCKER ANUSCAKE TWAT NECROPHILIA SUITCASE PENIS BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITWANK ASS NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS ARSE BULLSHIT WANKER FUCK YOU WANKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PEDOPHILIA KAFFIR JAP DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK FEMADOM SHITSLINGING O KURWA! MILF TAFFY PISS AY-AY-AY JACKASS MAMA MIA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EARS OF CHRIST SHITFUCKER NIGGER SCROTUM BUKKAKE BUTT PIRATE DILDO FUCKWIT INJUN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITS & DICKS ASS ARSE TOWELHEAD COCKSUCKER POLACK FUCKER ORGASM BUTT-HEAD DICKLICK KIKE TWAT SEX ASSCRACK KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOB SAGET MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK SHITFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I'LL RAPE YOU NEGRO BOOBS CRACKER FUCK CUNT TIT SPRINKLES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HELLFIRE FUCK DICKHEAD RAPE SHITHEAD ASSHAT SHITSLINGING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DYKE POMMIE PISS OFF SHITE FUCK OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE VAGINA CHINK FUCKBAG SHITHEAD CUNTBUCKET CAPTAIN CRUNCH COCK SON OF A BITCH HELL FROG'S FAT ASS ASS RECTUM RAIDER TITS POLAK CUNNILINGUS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLISTERING BARNACLES YID ASSFACE MONKEY BALLS PIGFUCKER DOT HEAD BALL SACK FUCKFUCKFUCK NIGGER LOLCAT BOOBS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE BONER ASS FASCIST BORDER HOPPER PENIS ON A BUN ASS ALEX TREBEK I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE DAMN DILDO EXTRA LONG PENIS PRICK JERRY HELL ART METAL PRODUCTS DOM DeLUISE URINE-GARGLING URINE-GARGLING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS and his BITCH of girraffes in which CUNTSWILLING while reading about PUSSY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MOTHERFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PENISBIRD