Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOOK'COCK'NIPPLES'BAD MOTHERFUCKER'DARTH VADER'POMMIE'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! neurochemical FUCK disorder TRANNY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden COCKSMOKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S COCK or P'KANG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNTSWILLING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN IT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCROTUM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITTIES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCUMBAG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HELL utterFUCKance of socially FEWMETS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address FAG Tourette's syndrome.

BOOBIES Tourette's is LIMEY not to be YOU WANKER confused with GOAT DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHOAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER OFF random BEAVER disorientation, culturally-BULLSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, RAGHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky LOLCAT souvenir shoppes and massive INBRED quantities BATHING SUIT AREA of ANAL DIABETES ORGASM garbage.

Darnit.

A CRAPMUNCHER Polite Note to the DAGO Author:

The ASS Tourette's ASSRAPING Research Institute was CRAPMUNCHER founded to CLUSTERFUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LAKE TITICACA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ABO article MOLDY TITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAGGOT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CAPTAIN CRUNCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of INBRED Tourrette's sufferers WEHATEMARIO swear. You can WOODPECKERSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCK TV, for always focusing on the HOMO bad side of a terrible PENISBIRD thing.
• The main BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POTTYMOUTH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKHEAD knee SHITTY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HONKY school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GREASER sufferers to become SHITFACE manically depressed and FUCKFACE commit CHALICE suicide.
• There is no DOODIE HEAD cure, and the JOHNNY drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKFACE tics often have adverse SON OF A BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CONDOMS perodol" which caused my entire SMEG body to go SHITSLINGING numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FELCHING it is without the RUSKIE drug.

I am an active member of a VENEREAL DISEASE tourette syndrome CLIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating THONG TASTER the RIVER CRABS SUCK public view of Tourettes as a "SOD OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for BLUMPKIN "hi-jacking" your CARPET MUNCHER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK TITS this that really EXTRA LONG PENIS annoys me. I am working towards a PICKANINNY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITHEAD, and making fun of a WIGGER horrible disorder is (not) PISS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your KAFFIR time.

Best FUCKING A regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COMMUNIST DILDO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIENANMEN SQUARE reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. JUNGLE BUNNY Regards to Andrew BALL SACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The SHITBALLS bastard who wrote this article. You can CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR punch him if you JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HO saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my HITLER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FRAK and DICKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SEX music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CAMEL FUCKER BAND WITH 4 MONKEY SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A INCEST HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE

How WIENER to FEMADOM cure ARSE the ASS LICKER Tourette's ART METAL PRODUCTS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOU WANKER for MONKEY BALLS Tourette's PISS ARTIST Syndrome AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI is TWAT following JACK ABRAMOFF these BASTARD rules FUCKING A in BUGGER OFF order:

• 1: Avoid JERK OFF immature PISS ARTIST little ASSCRACK kids,
• 2: Count to NIPPLES within ASSHAT 10 KRAUTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DICKHEAD BUGGER OFF MILF nor FUCKFACE talk,
• 4: Tell ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA yourself you CUM don't FROG'S FAT ASS have NIPPLES this BUGGER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHINK WITH NASTY SUCK MY COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOU WANKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN last straw TAMPONS!

I fucking put DIRTY SANCHEZ' my comment at the TOP OF THE MACACA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITSKIN the TOP OF [EXPLETIVE] THIS AAAAAAAAA! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOLLOCKS offensive. FUCK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! people who try SPUNK to battle GOD DAMN'BITCH that tight-ass FRAK 17-year-ABO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS it now, but someone said MASTURBATION' RAPE GOOK'MONKEY BALLS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NECROPHILIA is a laughing TURD matter. Plus there DOG FUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JOHNNY Uncyclopedia, there are ORGASM articles INBRED about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCKSUCKER stuff. So FUCKFACE that means MASTURBATION stop getting mad at the SOD OFF first part too and CUNTING ASSCRACK talking about the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? letter that it's SCRATCH! GROUNDER! mocking (what DUMBASS letter? I don't even know what DAMMIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BEANER hi self BIBLE BASHER even made a really BONG good point. "It's DILDO nothing more THONG TASTER from a head nod to a DILDO knee tick". COON. Which I'll add GANGBANG onto SCUMBAG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that DICKWAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ORGASM be, because if I were a MALARKY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS UP MY ARSE hilarious. If you TUBA Want facts, go on YOU WANKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read P'KANG the freaking DARTH VADER article anyway.

ASSHOLE DILDO JOHN ELWAY FELCHMONKEY CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT ASSCRACK FRIG CUNTBUCKET HELL

DOG SHIT FUCKTARD COCKSUCKER ASSHAT PISS OFF GIVING HEAD DAMN NIPPLES POKÉMON POLACK DOUCHE ASS NEGRO GOAT DICK COCKSUCKER BEAVER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUKKAKE PORCH MONKEY WOP GOBSHITE FUCKFACE BOOBIES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUTT PIRATE CHIGGER SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BIRD SHIT CROTCH CLIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JOHNNY SHITHEAD FUCK YOU FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS THONG TASTER ASSFACE CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA PEARL NECKLACE JOHNNY GOBSHITE I WILL END YOU! AUTOFELLATIO MACACA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANKSPLAT ASSFACE SLOPE BASTARD BALL SACK DONKEY DICK CUNNILINGUS CROTCH SHITSKIN WANKSPLAT PISS ARTIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CROTCH CLUSTERFUCK PISS CUNT TENTACLE RAPE SON OF A BITCH HELL BLUMPKIN BLISTERING BARNACLES JACK OFF DICKFACE FRED PHELPS FLYING FUCK DYKE TIT SPRINKLES TITTIES ANUSCAKE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH BASTARD TURD CHINK JOHN ELWAY SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD DAMN BLUE PENIS! MALL SANTA KRAUT GOD DAMMIT COCKSUCKER ASS POLESMOKER CRAPPY NIGGER TITS FUCK ASSWIPE SUCK MY DICK JIGGABOO WIENER SHIT CUM CHINK JERK OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JAP CUNT YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK DUMBASS HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN LOLCAT DICKFACE SAND NIGGER BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK TOWELHEAD FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE HELL TOWELHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DYKE LET'S SHIT BALL SACK GRINGO EPIDIDYMIS MOTHERFUCKER CANNED QUOTE HORSE SHIT HELLFIRE BEAVER FUCK PENIS PISS ARTIST GOAT DICK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR JOHNNY SHITBALLS PISS OFF FELLATIO JOHN SMILEY FACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE BOOBS BENCH PRESS PISS OFF SHITE SEMEN MOZILLA FIREFOX BOLLOCKS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SOD OFF FUCK OFF PENISBIRD NIGNOG CUNT PENIS CLEVELAND STEAMER TITWANK FUCK BITCH RAPE COMMUNIST DILDO BOOBIES DEVELOPERS! BUKKAKE DICKFACE MALARKY RANDY TRAVIS DICK PISSHOLE SHIT BORDER HOPPER RECTUM RAIDER CUNNILINGUS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITSLINGING NIGGER JACKASS CUNT CUNT TOTAL DICKFACE CAMEL FUCKER NIGGER COON BUGFUCK FUCK DICKHEAD [expletive deleted] FUCKHEAD SPUNK BUGGER HAIL SATAN! TITS RICK MORANIS FUCK OFF JERRY GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES BULLSHIT DUMBASS MILF CLIT OSTRICH MY ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUTTFUCKER WANKSPLAT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCK OFF FUCKWIT FAG [Insert swear here] SHITFACE COMMUNIST DILDO SPUNK FUCKWIT ASSHAT FUCKING A TITS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT LAKE TITICACA PENIS ON A BUN I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE FUCK GOD DAMN ALF DILDO SHITCOCK ALEX TREBEK BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICKFACE SEMEN FALSE BENSON HORSE SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE NAZI ASSCRACK pen0r SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT DIPSHIT CHOLERA IS FUN! CLEMEN SUITCASE PENIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CAMEL FUCKER DOG SHIT BUGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NEGRO CONAN O'BRIAN MOCKIE DAMN IT SHIT LIKE A HORSE O CANADA NEGRO POMMIE MOZILLA FIREFOX ARSEBADGERS HELLFUCKER NEOPETS FRIG ASSHOLE COMMUNIST DILDO SEMEN CLEMEN BOOBS COCKGOBLIN GREASER NIPPLES SHIT BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD KRAUT ORGASM HOMO DAMMIT WALRUS SHIT [Insert swear here] GANGBANG KIKE DOG SHIT JERK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS DOG FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES CHING CHONG CHINK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKTARD [expletive deleted] WIKIPEDIA RAT'S ASS D'OH VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHE O KURWA! SHITFACE PECKERHEAD RAGHEAD CHOAD DAMMIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKER DICKLICK WEHATEMARIO YOU WANKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS YOU WANKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUNG-HOLE FRITZ ASSHOLE HO FLYING FUCK ASSHAT BRUSH MA TEETH DAMN IT JACKASS TOSSER BONER FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PENIS ON A STICK FUCK NUGGET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUM DICK GRIS ASSWIPE SUCK A BIG DICK CUNTYMINTS PISSHOLE FUCKER DUMBASS FLYING FUCK DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUTTFUCKER HEIL HITLER! ARSE BOB SAGET PRICK ASSCRACK WETBACK SHITHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELLFUCKER CUNT POOPOO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS SHITFUCKER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL SON OF A BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK SEX SPANK THE MONKEY BUTTFUCKER ASS CUNT DAMMIT ASSWIPE POLESMOKER CUNNILINGUS JESSE McCARTNEY DIPSHIT TITS MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK WIKIPEDIA DIPSHIT ARSE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SPUNK DOODIE HEAD SEX DONKEY DICK NIGNOG GOD DAMN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICK CHICKEN FLYING FUCK ABO MARY WHITEHOUSE SEX ARSE CUNT ASSFACE CUNT PEEPEE MASTURBATION PORCH MONKEY FELCHMONKEY BUTTFUCKER PUSSYLICKER FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD JIZZ BOOBS DAMN FUCK A DUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! pen0r MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DAMN CROTCH WANK CROTCH ANUSCAKE DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE HOMO DICK IN A BOX COON SHIT MOCKIE DILDO GOATSE HEIL HITLER! DICKFACE CHIGGER TITTYWANK GOBSHITE ASSFACE FUCK YOU suck my mothers HELLFIRE FROG SHITBALLS SPANK THE MONKEY STRAWBERRY ASS BITCH FUCKWIT YOU WANKER JAP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOOBS LIMEY CUNT FUCKING A BASTARD FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT ANAL SPIC BALL SACK PECKERHEAD PEDOPHILIA THONG TASTER REDSKIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNNILINGUS FUCKER FELCHMONKEY ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POMMIE SHITHEAD JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT BLISTERING BARNACLES JOHN SMILEY FACE PUSSY CRAPPY FEMADOM SUCK MY DICK BULLCRAP GOAT DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS GYPSY GIVING HEAD CHIGGER 666 YOUR MOM FUCK BELGIUM DOUCHING FUCK COCKSMOKER TITTIES CUNT PISS ARTIST NEGRO NIGNOG RAPE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE GIVING HEAD NAZI YID AY-AY-AY WANK BALL SACK BONER SHITE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASS FASCIST CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DUMBASS I WILL KILL YOU! BUTTFUCKER NORTH KOREA CRAPPY DAMN HELL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITSKIN QUEEF YID FROG'S FAT ASS JIGGABOO BITCH SHITFACE CHING CHONG CHINK CHIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE JACK OFF SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE DONKEY DICK FRAK ANUSCAKE DILDO RICK MORANIS MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT TOWELHEAD SAND NIGGER CHOAD KISSER ASSFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA CRAPFUCKER I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE GIVING HEAD JOHNNY ASS ASS CUNT FLYING FUCK INCEST POLESMOKER DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ QUEEF BULLSHIT SHITSLIDE SHITE FRITZ SHITHEAD TWISTY VAGINA FUCK OFF DOG FUCKER ASSHOLE QUEEF SHITTY FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER ART METAL PRODUCTS CHIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON HO FUCKTARD FAG TWAT ASS BITCH DOUCHING CAPITALISM PISS OFF NI COON PISS SHAKOPEE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BUKKAKE BUGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER BRITNEY SHITHEAD BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE RAPE [Insert silly non-swear here] FLYING FUCK PIGFUCKER BASTARD ASS DICK OH SHI– JERRY SHITFUCKER TITS WALRUS SHIT DAMN SHIT CONDOMS FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED DONKEY DICK FUCKING SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING JUMP! FAGGOT CHOAD DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BIRD IN THE HOUSE SOD OFF CUM SHITTY JACKASS BELLEND NIGNOG DUMBASS SHITE FUCKWIT ASSCRACK TIT DIRT BITCH SNUFF PORN TOWELHEAD GOBSHITE HIV NEGATIVE TWAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCKSTUFFER CUNT LAPPER TOSSER BULLSHIT SHITE YUKY DOODY I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMN BUTT-HEAD BALL SACK BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCKSTUFFER WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS ASSWIPE JACKASS SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BALLS COCK WOP FLYING FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSRAMMER BUGGER SHIT CUNT FIST FUCK YID SEX FUCKING A CRACKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCK COCKSUCKER DICKHEAD YUKY DOODY FUCKWIT CRAPPY MILF I WILL END YOU! LOGJAMMER CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER TITS FUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CLIT ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK FUCKING A SHITCOCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD DOODIE HEAD CUNT MICK FUCKTARD PRICK ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK WANK MARGARET THATCHER MONKEY SHIT SHITHEAD ASSRAPING HORSE PENIS DICKLICK FUCKWIT DONGSHOVER BUTTFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LOLCAT QUEEF FUCKWIT SCROTUM FUCK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RUSTY TROMBONE ASS SHITTY PENIS ON A STICK ASSRAMMER PUNANI FUCKHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! GO HOME AND DIE JUSTIN BIEBER PISS ARTIST COCK TIT SPRINKLES FELLATIO HORSE PENIS FUCK OFF BULLSHIT DICKHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BOOBIES PUNANI SHIT SHITSLINGING HITLER SHITE BONER NIGGER DAMN BOOBIES SCROTUM TITS SAND NIGGER PEDOPHILIA INBRED MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BASTARD SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER BALLS PIECE OF SHIT SHITE DAMN KNOBJOCKEY BULLSHIT MOCKIE FUCK NUGGET HORSE PENIS WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU SHITCUNTING BITCH THONG TASTER SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SUITCASE PENIS ASSBANDIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCKSUCKER SCUMBAG FUCKING HELL SHITTY PISS OFF FUCK FUCKFACE COCK BUTT PIRATE CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG OLD CHRIST OF A FRAK JERK OFF FUCKER BRITNEY SEX BASTARD FELLATIO CHICKEN SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MONKEY BALLS SCROTUM EUROIPODS DICKHEAD DICKHEAD TWAT TITTIES WANKER PORCH MONKEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RUSKIE HELL GOD DAMN BOOBS FUCKHEAD FUCKER INCEST BITCH TITTYWANK DONKEY DICK YOU WANKER ASS MAMA MIA EXTRA LONG PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHICKEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER NIPPLES BLISTERING BARNACLES INBRED ASS COCK FLYING FUCK CHALICE MOTHERFUCKER DAMNATION ASS POOPOO JIGGABOO RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK CLIT DAMMIT NAZI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSCRACK RAPE DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN GYPSY HITLER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WANK ARSE TOWELHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER SUGARTITS [expletive deleted] BOOBS MARGARET THATCHER GO COUNT YOUR DICK COON DUMBASS CRAP GOD DAMMIT PENIS BLISTERING BARNACLES TITTYWANK FUCKWIT COLGATE CUNNILINGUS ROSES SON OF A BITCH DAMNATION WHORE GRAPE PENIS ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BLUE PENIS! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK TONY LA RUSSA ASS FASCIST SCUMBAG FUCK FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SUCK A BIG DICK MARGARET THATCHER CHOAD RUSKIE 30 CASES OF PICKLES WOMEN'S RIGHTS SOD OFF BITCH SHIT REDNECK GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOODIE HEAD EMO DICK JAP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMN ASS CHUFF PIGS MIGHT FLY DONKEY DICK ASSHOLE DARTH VADER SPICY CUNT FUCK TIT DIRT KRAUT COCKSHITTER TURD MOZILLA FIREFOX SEMEN CONAN O'BRIAN JIGGABOO MACACA DICKWAD SUCK MY DICK POMMIE BANGKOK MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN BASTARD PENIS TONY LA RUSSA ASS FUCKING A COCK PISSHOLE ARSE LET'S SHIT KAFFIR BLUE PENIS! KRAUT DAMN IT YOU WANKER SHITSKIN FUCK YOU NAZI FUCK SOD OFF BASTARD JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKING JUMP! MILF FAG CROTCH BASTARD SHITHEAD FREE ELECTIONS POMMIE BITCH BUTTFUCKER FRAK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS INBRED ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PIGFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOZILLA FIREFOX COMMUNIST DILDO DEVELOPERS! MOTHERFUCKER PENISFUCK BULLSHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JACK OFF MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF PISS OFF FUCK FUCKHEAD CUNT HEIL HITLER! CHICKEN SHIT HADJI JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT CUNT RUSKIE DAMMIT SHITFACE TWAT ARSE HELL DOUCHE FUCKWIT ARSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS DICKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT PENISBIRD GOOK CHENEY SHIT SHITHEAD EPIDIDYMIS WHORE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN MONKEY SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE HORSE SHIT ABO FIRECROTCH ANAL SHUT UP, MEG! BUTT PIRATE WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN IT SHITFUCKER FUCK CHIGGER INBRED ASSFACE POLESMOKER RAT'S ASS INCEST SHITPISSER POLAK JERK OFF MASTURBATION TITWANK SPUNK FUCKFACE FUCK YOU POOPOO AUTOFELLATIO FUCK BLOWJOB ASS BASTARD NIGGER ASSHOLE 30 CASES OF PICKLES RAT'S COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SECOND BALLS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD SHITPISSER FUCK BASTARD JAP POMMIE FUCKING A BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF CUNT DAMN BITCH WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD DUNE COON RAT'S ASS HOMO DELICIOUS CAKE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITFUCKER BOLLOCKS TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKFACE HELL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITHEAD BLOWJOB PISS NIGGER GOD DAMN FUCKING ALEX TREBEK FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT DOUCHING NIGGER DAMN ANUSCAKE JACKASS FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN DICK FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN SHITHEAD KRAUT HEIL HITLER! TWISTY VAGINA SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD CLUSTERFUCK DAMN BITCH AUTOFELLATIO BULLCRAP SHITTY BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS HAIL SATAN! STRAWBERRY ASS MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF PISSHOLE PISS OFF BLUMPKIN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JERRY DAMN SNUFF PORN FUCK ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER MASTURBATION COCKSUCKER PICKANINNY YOU WANKER ASSHAT BLISTERING BARNACLES O KURWA! FUCKSTAIN WANK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BUTT-HOLE MASTURBATION I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE FUCK CROTCH FUCKSTAIN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PAKI and with the SON OF A BITCH and his PEDOPHILIA of girraffes in which SEX while reading about BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• YOGHURT CANNON