Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU'NORTH KOREA'FLYING RAT'S ASS'PENIS'FUCKER'ARSE'FUCK NUGGET Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PRICK neurochemical FUCK disorder MARGARET THATCHER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HO, sudden CRAP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TENTACLE RAPE or FUCKTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUGFUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIPPLES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KRAUT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BENCH PRESS CRAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKFACE utterFUCKance of socially PEARL NECKLACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT television programs to address PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! Tourette's syndrome.

FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS Tourette's is WOMEN'S RIGHTS not to be WANKSPLAT confused with BULLCRAP Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VAGINA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING random ASS disorientation, culturally-CHICKEN SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GANGBANG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, PRICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNTRAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities CUNTING ASSCRACK of ANAL DIABETES MOLDY TITS garbage.

Darnit.

A GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Polite Note to the PISS ARTIST Author:

The DAMN Tourette's ASSWIPE Research Institute was HENTAI founded to GENITALIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOOBS article WETBACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JIZZ changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TIT SPRINKLES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BEANER Tourrette's sufferers TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! swear. You can WIENER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SAND NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the DICK CHICKEN bad side of a terrible DOUCHEBAG thing.
• The main ASSWIPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FIST FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHETITS knee CUNTRAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is INBRED no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PORCH MONKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JACKASS school for RAPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become PISS OFF manically depressed and I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL commit CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE suicide.
• There is no FUCKHEAD cure, and the WANKSPLAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUGGER tics often have adverse SPIC side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CAPTAIN CRUNCH perodol" which caused my entire WALRUS SHIT body to go CRACKER numb and TUBA basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITTY it is without the GOD DAMMIT drug.

I am an active member of a VENEREAL DISEASE tourette syndrome MASTURBATION association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITMOUSE the EXTRA LONG PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISSHOLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS sorry for NECROPHILIA "hi-jacking" your PISS ARTIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNTYMINTS this that really KAFFIR annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTRAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACK OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS, and making fun of a ALEX TREBEK horrible disorder is (not) AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITBALLS time.

Best ASSHAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIENANMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. JACKASS Regards to Andrew PENIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The RECTUM RAIDER bastard who wrote this article. You can LET'S SHIT punch him if you FLYING FUCK want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKSTAIN saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my CROTCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUTT PIRATE and GOBSHITE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHOAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAND WITH 4 NICARAGUA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUCHE NAZI HORSE! HO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HO'S HOUSE

How WANK to FUCK YOU cure GOOK the SLOPE Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS LICKER for KRAUT Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Syndrome LOGJAMMER is BELGIUM following AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI these GOD BLESS AMERICA rules NIGGER in POO POO BLOWJOB order:

• 1: Avoid ALF immature ASSHAT little FRENCH TICKLER kids,
• 2: Count to BUGGER OFF within SHITFACE 10 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS ARTIST BEAVER FUCK NUGGET nor JUNGLE BUNNY talk,
• 4: Tell TENTACLE RAPE yourself you TOWELHEAD don't DIPSHIT have WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? this TITWANK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SON OF A BITCH WITH NASTY WOODPECKERSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CROTCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HO last straw UIGURS!

I fucking put FRITZ' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI the TOP OF PEDOPHILIA THIS WETBACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. RAPE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CAMEL FUCKER people who try FU SPANG to battle BORDER HOPPER'NORTH KOREA that tight-ass DOUCHE NAZI 17-year-TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOUGHNUT PUNCHER it now, but someone said SHITFUCKER' WETBACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'JACKASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSWIPE is a laughing DUNE COON matter. Plus there DICKFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAT'S ASS Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK OFF articles DOUGHNUT PUNCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CRAPFUCKER stuff. So FUCKER that means SHITE stop getting mad at the FLAMING ASS BADGER first part too and FUCK YOU talking about the BUTT-HOLE letter that it's DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! mocking (what CAMEL JOCKEY letter? I don't even know what FUCKING the heck you're talking about). Adrian TIT DIRT hi self DYKE even made a really SHITTY good point. "It's OH SHI– nothing more WILLY WONKA from a head nod to a MACACA knee tick". FUCK NUGGET. Which I'll add DOUCHEBAG onto BULLCRAP saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM suffer that ICE CREAM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to OLD CHRIST OF A be, because if I were a FLYING FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SON OF A BITCH hilarious. If you SHITHEAD Want facts, go on CHIGGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKHEAD be offended, don't read BUNG-HOLE the freaking I AM CORNHOLIO! article anyway.

FUCK NUGGET DOUCHEBAG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MALARKY MILF SLITTY EYES TAMPONS DOUCHING FUCKTARD SHITE

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCK BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITSLINGING 666 ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO DICK CHICKEN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SPUNK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BITCH PISS JIGGABOO TACO ASSRAPING FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PIECE OF SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS PUSSY I WILL END YOU! CROTCH KAFFIR GYPSY JUNGLE BUNNY BATHING SUIT AREA BUKKAKE PISS BITCH [expletive deleted] ASSHAT DYKE SUCK MY DICK RAGHEAD FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX MALARKY NECROPHILIA GOOK FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ORGASM BALLS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK [expletive deleted] BITCH SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITSLINGING CUNTRAG MARY WHITEHOUSE CLUSTERFUCK DOG SHIT ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! RAGHEAD JAP CHINK KRAUT ASSCRACK PISS OFF PENIS GENITALIA ABO WANKSPLAT TITS BOLLOCKS POMMIE DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMN DILDO BITCH WANK DONKEY DICK [EXPLETIVE] GYPSY TWISTY VAGINA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUM and with the FUCKTARD and his GIVING HEAD of girraffes in which THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES while reading about INCEST!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CLEMEN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ROSIE O'DONNELL