Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITCUNTING'ORGASM'FELLATIO'CUNT CRAPPER'BASTARD'TOWELHEAD'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS FASCIST neurochemical FUCK disorder SPUNK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOT HEAD, sudden SUCK COCKS IN HELL! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TIMBER NIGGER or BUGGER OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUGFUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DIPSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT BOLLOCKS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUCHE NAZI utterFUCKance of socially SOD OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SPANK THE MONKEY television programs to address FUCKWIT Tourette's syndrome.

RECTUM RAIDER Tourette's is BITCH not to be RAGHEAD confused with I WILL END YOU! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SPUNK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TAMPONS random DONALD RUMSFELD disorientation, culturally-JESSE McCARTNEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GRINGO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FEMADOM language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities SEX of ANAL DIABETES COMMUNIST DILDO garbage.

Darnit.

A BUGGER Polite Note to the SHITHEAD Author:

The DYKE Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was [expletive deleted] founded to FUCKTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITBALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CROTCH article RAPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JERRY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICK CHICKEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DYKE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNNILINGUS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Tourrette's sufferers FELLATIO swear. You can MILF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK OFF TV, for always focusing on the FUCK OFF bad side of a terrible BONER thing.
• The main MARGARET THATCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSBANDIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FROG'S FAT ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BRUSH MA TEETH knee GO COUNT YOUR DICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSCRACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGNOG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NICARAGUA school for MOCCASINS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TITTYWANK sufferers to become FUCKBAG manically depressed and INBRED commit DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! suicide.
• There is no MARGARET THATCHER cure, and the POMMIE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLEVELAND STEAMER tics often have adverse CUNTRAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JUSTIN BIEBER perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go PRICK numb and PENIS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PORCH MONKEY it is without the ASS drug.

I am an active member of a CHOAD tourette syndrome RUSTY TROMBONE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKLICK the HELL public view of Tourettes as a "SCROTUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BASTARD sorry for DICKFACE "hi-jacking" your AAAAAAAAA! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELL this that really BALLS annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT LAPPER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMNED TABERNACLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHING, and making fun of a CRAPFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) ASSHAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT time.

Best SPIC regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew JUSTIN BIEBER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The FUCKING A bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you SHITTY want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this MUGABE HAS AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my ANAL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOT HEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLUSTERFUCK and O KURWA! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with EPIDIDYMIS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LOLLIPOPS BAND WITH 4 PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE! DOT HEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOT HEAD'S HOUSE

How JAP to DAMN IT cure SHIT the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOU WANKER for ASSHOLE Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Syndrome BUKKAKE is SHIT following RECTUM RAIDER these SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT rules PISSHOLE in KAFFIR order:

• 1: Avoid CUNT immature GUMDROPS little VANITY PAGES ROCK kids,
• 2: Count to SHITHEAD within MOCKIE 10 BUKKAKEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITE ANAL DIABETES ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS nor VOTE talk,
• 4: Tell LOGJAMMER yourself you HI, BILLY MAYS HERE don't ARSE have BALL SACK this SHITFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FRAK WITH NASTY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FAGGOT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOT HEAD last straw GYPSY!

I fucking put KIDDY FIDDLER' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOT HEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS OFF the TOP OF ANAL DIABETES THIS ARSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be REDNECK offensive. STRAWBERRY ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BONG people who try LIMEY to battle FLYING FUCK'FUCKING that tight-ass AY-AY-AY 17-year-RAT'S COCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MICK it now, but someone said NAZI' REDNECK YOU WANKER'TITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOCCASINS is a laughing NIPPLES matter. Plus there TOTAL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Uncyclopedia, there are PORCUPINE'S BALLS articles MARGARET THATCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMN stuff. So MOTHERFUCKER that means DOUCHE NAZI stop getting mad at the MONKEY SHIT first part too and BELGIUM talking about the SHITHEAD letter that it's CRAP mocking (what MAMA MIA letter? I don't even know what LAKE TITICACA the heck you're talking about). Adrian WHORE hi self SUCK MY DICK even made a really SHIT good point. "It's SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE nothing more DOUCHE from a head nod to a RUSKIE knee tick". BRUSH MA TEETH. Which I'll add BITCH onto BONER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LIKE FATHER LIKE SON suffer that DOUCHE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNTSWILLING be, because if I were a ORGASM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JERK OFF hilarious. If you DOUCHING Want facts, go on FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PAKI be offended, don't read CUNT the freaking WANK article anyway.

JOHN ELWAY ASSCRACK JENKEM JACKASS MICK FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING DOUCHE JOHN ELWAY FUCKFACE

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ASS TWO-INCH PENIS BOOBIES PECKERHEAD SEX ORGASM FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE ASSHOLE YOUR MOM HELL BUGGER OFF TURD COON GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT DILDO SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN DICKHEAD HELL PRICK SMEG SEMEN FRIG SHIT ASSHOLE FRENCH TICKLER SON OF A BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS QUEEF IN SACREMENT JACKASS COON SHITFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ DICK TITS FUCKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MASTURBATION VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK WANK FUCK FROG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKTARD FIST FUCK SHITHEAD THONG TASTER DAMN IT DICKFACE BELLEND BANGKOK PISSHOLE BUGGER BITCH ASSFACE PRICK WIENER KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY FUCK SHIT FUCKTARD JESSE McCARTNEY PUSSY PISSHOLE SHITFACE CUNT EPIDIDYMIS FUCK SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT 666 HELL BITCH SHITTY FAGGOT LET'S SHIT MOCCASINS RANDY TRAVIS FUCKSTAIN SPUNK QUEEF SHITCOCK ASSWIPE RAPE JACKASS PISS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GANGBANG CUNNILINGUS CUNT GOBSHITE JACKASS MAMA MIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HELL BEANER PISS COCKSMOKER BULLSHIT BALL SACK GRAPE PENIS FUCKSTAIN DAMN YOGHURT CANNON FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK FUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EPIDIDYMIS SUCK MY DICK BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT PENISBIRD HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNTSWILLING TWO-INCH PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FAG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GOD DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY DICKHEAD SHITBALLS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CONSENSUS NIGGER CUM suck my mothers SHIT NIGNOG SHITHEAD COCK ASS SOD OFF DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER CHOAD ASSHAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITHEAD SHIT WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT BONER CLEVELAND STEAMER CLUSTERFUCK RECTUM RAIDER BEAVER MASTURBATION BUGGER OFF DUNE COON FUCK YOU PISS OFF MY ASS INBRED BITCH DIPSHIT MAMA MIA PISS OFF HOSER GIVING HEAD NIGGER DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE DICK CHICKEN HOMO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIGFUCKER DIPSHIT GENITALIA FRIG COMMUNIST DILDO SUITCASE PENIS RAT'S ASS CHIGGER GOD DAMN TWAT BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAP CARPET MUNCHER HELL MOCCASINS I WILL KILL YOU! SUCK MY DICK FAG GARBAGE DAY! MONKEY BALLS KIKE VENEREAL DISEASE SEX CUNT MOCKIE JACKASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PORCH MONKEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! lowercase FRITZ MOCCASINS PISS ARTIST DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT DAMN ASSRAPING ASSHOLE CRACKER KNOBJOCKEY GOOK HORSE PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [Insert yet another person's name here] OH SHI– FUCKING COCK DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK KAFFIR FROG'S FAT ASS SNUFF PORN TWAT DOUCHEBAG FUCK SHIT WIENER MOZILLA FIREFOX [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FRAK DOUCHING CUNT PIG WIKIPEDIA YOU WANKER JIZZ SHITFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN CUM NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BRITNEY HEIL HITLER! FELCHING COCKSHITTER NAZI CHAV TENTACLE RAPE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOOBS GOD DAMN BASTARD SOD WANKER PEDOPHILIA MICK DUMBASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICK CHICKEN DILDO ASSWIPE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSMOKER WANK HELL PUSSY FENCE JUMPER COCKSTUFFER CUNT FELCHING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUM PRICK BASTARD CHOAD FELCHING ORGASM CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER DOUCHING FRENCH TICKLER POLACK NIGGER TITS SHIT LAKE TITICACA CUM DOG FUCKER BITCH ASS I WILL KILL YOU! [expletive deleted] ON CRACK FUCKFACE POLESMOKER I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKING PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK YOU ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSRAMMER FAG FLYING FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNTBUCKET DAMMIT FUCKFACE CUNTSWILLING CHRIS CHAN COCKSMOKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKSTAIN COCK ASSHAT GRIS FUCKING PUSSY CLIT HOSER P'KANG DICKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! INBRED GOD DAMN FAG CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CRACKER and with the COON and his FUCKSTAIN of girraffes in which YOU WANKER while reading about DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHUFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PEEPEE