Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS FASCIST'JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS'PISS OFF'SHITCOCK'SHITE'JIZZ'FUCKING A Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GO COUNT YOUR DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DARTH VADER, sudden [expletive deleted] m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements pen0r or ARSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CAMEL JOCKEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ART METAL PRODUCTS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUM SHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MY ANUS IS BLEEDING utterFUCKance of socially OH SHI– objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LENS CRAFTERS television programs to address DICK Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKTARD Tourette's is GOD DAMN not to be DICKHEAD confused with CRAP ON A STICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MAMA MIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHUT UP, MEG! random CLEMEN disorientation, culturally-SCUMBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITSLIDE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BENSON SUCKS language, DAMN IT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WARNER MUSIC GROUP FRIG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GENITALIA souvenir shoppes and massive TOWELHEAD quantities DIPSHIT of ANAL DIABETES HEIL HITLER! garbage.

Darnit.

A DILDO Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The SHIT Tourette's WETBACK Research Institute was COCKSUCKER founded to FRITZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POTTYMOUTH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AUTOFELLATIO article SAND NIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PENISFUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISSHOLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TIT SPRINKLES Tourrette's sufferers PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT swear. You can INCEST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HADJI TV, for always focusing on the FUCK OFF bad side of a terrible CHOAD thing.
• The main SHITBALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RAPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PICKANINNY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small P'KANG knee FUCKING A NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CRAPPY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FEMADOM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOG SHIT school for INCEST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN IT sufferers to become SONNY BILL WILLIAMS manically depressed and BIGNOSE commit LET'S SHIT suicide.
• There is no TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKER tics often have adverse CUNTING ASSCRACK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YID perodol" which caused my entire SCUMBAG body to go WANK numb and PISS ARTIST basically made it NIGGA! worse than BULLCRAP it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTYMINTS tourette syndrome TURD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "FLYING RAT'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SEX much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITHEAD sorry for CUM "hi-jacking" your PISS OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really PEDOPHILIA annoys me. I am working towards a LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GIVING HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be UIGURS, and making fun of a FLYING FUCK horrible disorder is (not) JUNGLE BUNNY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS UP MY ARSE time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing KENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 Regards to Andrew ASSCRACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The SHITSLINGING bastard who wrote this article. You can I'LL RAPE YOU punch him if you POMMIE want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my CLUSTERFUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DARTH VADER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKER and SHITSLIDE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOOK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WETBACK BAND WITH 4 SHITFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! DARTH VADER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DARTH VADER'S HOUSE

How BITCH to BELGIUM cure PRICK the TIT DIRT Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLEMEN for MALL SANTA Tourette's JIZZ Syndrome PISSHOLE is BITCH following PISS ARTIST these PORCH MONKEY rules WARNER MUSIC GROUP in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid COCKING FUCKBOROUGH immature CONDOMS little CHICKEN SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKHEAD within HO 10 SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BALLS FUCK YOU DUNE COON nor GOD DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell HADJI yourself you HONKY don't FUCKSTAIN have FROG'S FAT ASS this JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WITH NASTY WANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TAFFY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DARTH VADER last straw SHITHEAD!

I fucking put NIPPLES' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF SHIT THIS TAMPON IN MY ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BALLS offensive. POLACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to YOU WANKER people who try DUMBASS to battle MAMA MIA'PENIS that tight-ass PISS ARTIST 17-year-MALL SANTA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said BLESSED DAMN SAINT' DAMN SHIT'GOBSHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WANK is a laughing COCK matter. Plus there FUCKTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MONKEY SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK OFF articles PIG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BASTARD stuff. So JENKEM that means BUTT PIRATE stop getting mad at the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE first part too and MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS talking about the TWISTY VAGINA letter that it's SMEG mocking (what DAMNATION letter? I don't even know what PISS OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIGGER TITS hi self BATHING SUIT AREA even made a really HELL good point. "It's P'KANG nothing more FUCKSTAIN from a head nod to a GREASER knee tick". DICKFACE. Which I'll add ASSWIPE onto FUCKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that EMO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BENCH PRESS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUM be, because if I were a COON Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE hilarious. If you SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Want facts, go on JERK OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITE be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking I WILL KILL YOU! article anyway.

FUCKFUCKFUCK MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMN WIENER FUCKHEAD WANK WOODPECKERSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX BUKKAKE ASSHOLE

RANDY TRAVIS FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU! SHITE FUCKBAG CHOLERA IS FUN! CHIGGER TITTIES DICKLICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HELL BONER FUCK FUCK OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE TWAT FUCK OFF ALEX TREBEK DUMBASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEX GOBSHITE PRICK ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK REDNECK BRUSH MA TEETH DILDO BIRD SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKWIT DIPSHIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] MOTHERFUCKER SHIT JERK OFF HELL DILDO FRAK DOUCHEBAG FUCKING BASEBALL ASS SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKWIT CRAPMUNCHER DONKEY DICK FUCK CUM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER IN SACREMENT FEMADOM [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCKTARD DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN HELL PISS FAG BITCH CUNT I RAPE WALRUSES! FRED PHELPS TWAT SHITSLIDE BEANER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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JACKSON MOCKIE ASSHAT JOHNNY TITS DILDO EAT MY SHIT! MAMA MIA ASSHOLE JIZZ CLIT FUCKSTAIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKHEAD RAPE BITCH FUCKSTAIN RAPE PISS ARTIST CROTCH PISS OFF HOSER POO POO BLOWJOB DICK TITS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIGGER BITCH BUTT-HOLE POLACK FUCK NUGGET VAGINA BITCH INBRED HORSE SHIT PIECE OF SHIT ASS JACK ABRAMOFF JAP TITTIES SHITCUNTING DAMMIT TRANNY DOUCHE NAZI SCUMBUCKET WHITE RIGHTS SHIT PISS OFF CONDOMS O CANADA DICKHEAD ASSBANDIT NEGRO BOLLOCKS COCKSUCKER POOPY DOUCHE BUGGER CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKER ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNT GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PUNANI CUM SEX D'OH DAMN EMO BALL SACK FELLATIO FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH BALL SACK ASSHAT CHENEY PUSSY BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKFACE SHIT POLACK SHITE FELCHING CUNT MARCH OF FLAMES WIENER FUCKBAG BASTARD NIGGER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST SHITPISSER CRAP ON A STICK DIPSHIT INJUN FUCK OFF GRINGO BUTT PIRATE BUTTFUCKER FUCKER [EXPLETIVE] NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT O KURWA! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ANUSCAKE ASSCRACK O KURWA! CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOCCASINS MOCKIE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK OFF BUKKAKE CUNT RECTUM RAIDER ASSHAT LICK PUSSY

FUCKTARD WANK HORSE SHIT CUNTSWILLING DICKHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITCOCK DAMN IT PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANKSPLAT 666 NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS DAMMIT DAMMIT SNUFF PORN REDSKIN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUM SOD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GRUE RAPE JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE BIRD SHIT HEIL HITLER! WALRUS SHIT DOUCHE NAZI ALEX TREBEK WIENER CUM PEEPEE LENS CRAFTERS ARSE Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSWIPE and with the POISON IN BABY FORMULA and his CAMEL JOCKEY of girraffes in which WALRUS SHIT while reading about RAPE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ORGASM