Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSHOLE'KIDDY FIDDLER'RAPE'HELL'COCK'EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA'VENEREAL DISEASE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELL neurochemical FUCK disorder CLEMEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GRAPE PENIS, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or PORCH MONKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SEX in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CAMEL JOCKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNNILINGUS PUSSY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PIECE OF SHIT utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JAP television programs to address SAMUEL L. JACKSON Tourette's syndrome.

CROTCH Tourette's is DICK not to be PENIS confused with ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ANAL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SEX random SMEG disorientation, culturally-TITTYWANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHUT UP, MEG! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUM language, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER JAP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SAND NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE quantities FRITZ of ANAL DIABETES FALSE BENSON garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the HELL Author:

The BASTARD Tourette's ASS Research Institute was BANGKOK founded to GENITALIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FRENCH TICKLER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POMMIE article IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHOAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BONER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers YOUR MOM swear. You can EXTRA LONG PENIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITE TV, for always focusing on the YID bad side of a terrible PEDOPHILIA thing.
• The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FELLATIO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOM DeLUISE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! knee CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SUCK COCKS IN HELL! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at INBRED school for DUNE COON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DYKE sufferers to become VANDALISM IS COOL manically depressed and DEVELOPERS! commit FUCK YOU suicide.
• There is no ORGASM cure, and the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS drugs that are available to, "calm" the JIGGABOO tics often have adverse PEDOPHILIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TRANNY perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHING body to go HORSE SHIT numb and ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIGNOG it is without the FUCK OFF drug.

I am an active member of a CHUFF tourette syndrome FUCKSTAIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ARSE the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK YOU swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BLOWJOB much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITSLINGING sorry for DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! "hi-jacking" your FENCE JUMPER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ORGASM this that really I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK NUGGET better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKWIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PICKANINNY, and making fun of a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT horrible disorder is (not) pen0r funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELL time.

Best SON OF A BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. FUCK YOU Regards to Andrew GIVING HEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

The DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can CONAN O'BRIAN punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAGO saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my JUNGLE BUNNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GRAPE PENIS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITTIES and HELL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKFACE BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A EXTRA LONG PENIS HORSE! GRAPE PENIS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GRAPE PENIS'S HOUSE

How FUCKBAG to FUCKER cure CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE the SEMPRINI Tourette's RECTUM RAIDER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEEPEE for SUITCASE PENIS Tourette's CAMEL JOCKEY Syndrome MAMA MIA is BUGGER OFF following INBRED these WIGGER rules DAMN in KNOBJOCKEY order:

• 1: Avoid BOOBS immature EMO little BONER kids,
• 2: Count to GENITALIA within SHIT 10 JACK ABRAMOFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DUNE COON WANK SCROTUM nor KNOBJOCKEY talk,
• 4: Tell BALLS yourself you WOODPECKERSHIT don't BITCH have ASS this COON disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY FUCKSTAIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GRAPE PENIS last straw NECROPHILIA!

I fucking put LET'S SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE HOLY DUMB FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOT HEAD the TOP OF SON OF A BITCH THIS GENITALIA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be LET'S SHIT offensive. INBRED. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MAMA MIA people who try FUCK A DUCK to battle PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'SHUT UP, MEG! that tight-ass SCUMBAG 17-year-JIZZ—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MONKEY BALLS it now, but someone said MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE' DIRTY SANCHEZ GO COUNT YOUR DICK'PECKERHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHICKEN SHIT is a laughing KRAUT matter. Plus there REDSKIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FROG Uncyclopedia, there are SHITTY articles BUTTFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SEMEN stuff. So FIST FUCK that means ASSHAT stop getting mad at the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK first part too and BOLLOCKS talking about the GO HOME AND DIE letter that it's DOUCHING mocking (what BOOBS letter? I don't even know what FUCK YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRIG hi self NAZI even made a really TWAT good point. "It's CUNTRAG nothing more CUNTRAG from a head nod to a SHITE knee tick". HOCKEY. Which I'll add SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM onto FUCK OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAT'S COCK suffer that SHITE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FRITZ it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FRIG be, because if I were a BALLS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIGGER hilarious. If you JUNGLE BUNNY Want facts, go on HORSE SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITFUCKER be offended, don't read BOOBS the freaking FUCKWIT article anyway.

BUGFUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! WIGGER SHITFUCKER PISS MALARKY DOUCHE NAZI PENIS WANK MOCCASINS

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COCKSHITTER BULLSHIT SHITBALLS INBRED PISS ARTIST INBRED SCROTUM PISS OFF FUCK NUGGET WALRUS SHIT GANGBANG OSTRICH MY ASS PAKI CHOAD KIKE CUNTSWILLING BONER CAMEL FUCKER CUNT WIENER NORTH KOREA FUCKTARD WANK FENCE JUMPER ARFENHOUSE GOD DAMMIT BUGFUCK DICK TITS FUCKHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD YUKY DOODY HELLFIRE DICKFACE TITS & DICKS HORSE SHIT SHITTY BUTT-HOLE DISSIDENTS SEX YOU WANKER FOUR-EYES VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKER SOD WANK POMMIE BITCH FUCKFACE SHIT O KURWA! PUSSY TOSSER SHITFACE COCKSUCKER FUCK DOT HEAD WOP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOBSHITE WANK BONG FASHION BUG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DIPSHIT BLUMPKIN NIGGER TITS PENISPENISPENIS!!! PENIS ON A STICK HITLER ROSIE O'DONNELL HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE RUSKIE POLESMOKER MARY WHITEHOUSE SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS I WILL KILL YOU! COCK FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU GOBSHITE FELCHING COLGATE HOMO HIGH WAGES WHORE DOUCHE DICKFACE CC PLZ FELCHING OSTRICH MY ASS VAGINA FRENCH TICKLER SOD OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITFUCKER RAPE PISS FUCKER PENIS ON A STICK D'OH CLEMEN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIGNOSE DICKWAD DOUCHE NAZI MICK TAFFY SCUMBAG EPIDIDYMIS HELL SHITHEAD TAFFY FELLATIO ARSEBADGERS WOP YOUR MOM SHIT FIST FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITCUNTING NIGNOG SON OF A BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT SHITSKIN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BALL SACK SACRAMENTO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSHOLE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHIGGER ASSFACE DAMN PIECE OF SHIT PISS FUCKER LAKE TITICACA ARSE PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD DIPSHIT PISS BIRD SHIT BANGKOK CUNTSWILLING PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! 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ARSE JOHN SMILEY FACE BOB SAGET NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU TURD CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ JACKASS SHIT PUNANI NIGGER COCKSMOKER SON OF A BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN JIZZ CHRIST OF TABERNACLE THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITTYWANK JACKASS BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY FROG'S FAT ASS SON OF A BITCH POLESMOKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLEMEN HELL SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU NORTH KOREA RAPE OLD CHRIST OF A WIENER BALL SACK BLOWJOB LOLCAT FUCKFACE SCROTUM YOGHURT CANNON NAZI SCUMBAG RAT'S COCK TACO HELL WINDOWS VISTA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BULLSHIT SEMEN PEDOPHILIA FRENCH TICKLER TAMPONS SUCK MY DICK RECTUM RAIDER SHITFUCKER YID LIMEY EMO TENTACLE RAPE MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY KRAUT DUNE COON SCUMBAG CAPTAIN CRUNCH O CANADA DUMBASS GO HOME AND DIE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICK IN A BOX FUCK LIMEY SUGARTITS SEX DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT FUCK SHITFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ TURD BOOBIES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PUSSY LAKE TITICACA YOUR MOM FELCHMONKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I AM CORNHOLIO! VENEREAL DISEASE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SEMEN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WEHATEMARIO MICK DOUCHE FUCKHEAD FELLATIO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RAGHEAD DIPSHIT NIGGER INCEST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INCEST NIGNOG TURD DONKEY DICK COON DICK IN A BOX GRAPE PENIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SCROTUM FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD COCKSUCKER DICKFACE DICK WANKER MR WINKLER IS GAY GIVING HEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ARSE FUCK DOUCHING CUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CANNED QUOTE DIPSHIT CUNT GOATSE FELLATIO DAMN DOUCHEBAG NIGGER CUNTBUCKET FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! WHORE TWAT SAND NIGGER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SON OF A BITCH BASTARD SHITFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HOSER and with the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER and his I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT of girraffes in which WIENER while reading about MOLDY TITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FAGGOT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHAV