Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MASTURBATION neurochemical FUCK disorder TIMBER NIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DYKE, sudden NIPPLES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FLYING FUCK or SCUMBAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated POTTYMOUTH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TIT DIRT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DARTH VADER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ORGASM IT'S OVER 9000! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PUSSYLICKER utterFUCKance of socially TUBA objectionable words).
FELCHING Tourette's is ASSHOLE not to be HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS confused with YOUR MOM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SEMEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING random SHIT disorientation, culturally-PORCH MONKEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SCUMBUCKET outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local EPIDIDYMIS language, DOG SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COMMUNIST DILDO TOSSER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOTHERFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive DICKFACE quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES ASSHOLE garbage.
Darnit.
A ARSE Polite Note to the DAMN IT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SON OF A BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLEVELAND STEAMER article PIECE OF SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUTT PIRATE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SEX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I'LL RAPE YOU.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSRAPING Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourrette's sufferers REDSKIN swear. You can PISS UP MY ARSE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TV, for always focusing on the DIPSHIT bad side of a terrible FUCKING A thing.
- The main Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGNOG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK A DUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JAP knee DUMBASS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is JAP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NAZI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for JACKASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACKASS sufferers to become CUNTING ASSCRACK manically depressed and TURD commit FUCK suicide.
- There is no YOU WANKER cure, and the BELLEND drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT tics often have adverse TURD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire TURD body to go COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS numb and CAMEL JOCKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK OFF it is without the ASSHAT drug.
I am an active member of a BLUE PENIS! tourette syndrome BEANER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TOSSER the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "LET'S SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DOUCHING sorry for BOLLOCKS "hi-jacking" your BALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITE this that really BELLEND annoys me. I am working towards a PISS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN IT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWAT, and making fun of a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST horrible disorder is (not) COMMUNIST DILDO funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.
Best RAGHEAD regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “TITS & DICKS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply
As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.
Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen
P.S. WANK Regards to Andrew DICK CHICKEN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?
Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my TIT DIRT intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine DYKE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are MOTHERFUCKER and HORSE SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MASTURBATION BAND WITH 4 EXTRA LONG PENIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DONKEY PUNCHER HORSE! DYKE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DYKE'S HOUSE
How SHUT UP, MEG! to SHITTY cure SHITSLINGING the POMMIE Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment ASSCRACK for SEMPRINI Tourette's SOD Syndrome SHITE is FUCKING following WANK these ASS rules HELL in LIKE FATHER LIKE SON order:
- 1: Avoid CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE immature HORSE SHIT little MONKEY BALLS kids,
- 2: Count to TWAT within WANK 10 PISS OFFseconds,
- 3: Do not open your PUSSY SHIT FUCKER nor CUNTYMINTS talk,
- 4: Tell SHITTY yourself you FUCK YOU don't IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD have DAMN this ASSCRACK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FASHION BUG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the DYKE last straw RAT'S ASS!
I fucking put CUNT CRAPPER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPUNK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF SCUMBUCKET THIS SEMEN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FRENCH TICKLER offensive. ORGASM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WOODPECKERSHIT people who try BUGGER OFF to battle DAMMIT'BUGGER OFF that tight-ass JACKASS 17-year-BONER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK it now, but someone said FLUFFY CLOUD' BRUSH MA TEETH SMEG'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOM DeLUISE is a laughing PRICK matter. Plus there DOUCHETITS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SNUFF PORN Uncyclopedia, there are POLACK articles BLOWJOB about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFUCKER stuff. So TAIWAN that means SHITCOCK stop getting mad at the FENCE JUMPER first part too and PISSHOLE talking about the ASSHOLE letter that it's PISS OFF mocking (what RAT'S ASS letter? I don't even know what PAKI the heck you're talking about). Adrian WOODPECKERSHIT hi self COON even made a really SHITSKIN good point. "It's RECTUM RAIDER nothing more BUGFUCK from a head nod to a MASTURBATION knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add DOG FUCKER onto HIGH WAGES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BOOBS suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PISS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHUFF be, because if I were a GOOK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JACKASS hilarious. If you RAT'S COCK Want facts, go on SON OF A BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SON OF A BITCH be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking WALRUS SHIT article anyway.
CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL ASSCRACK REDSKIN PIGFUCKER DOUCHE CUNNILINGUS MOCCASINS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR VENEREAL DISEASE
ASSHOLE GANGBANG GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKFACE BONER FELLATIO BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT FUCKING A CUNT GOAT DICK BIGNOSE HELL BONER FUCKTARD POLACK CLUSTERFUCK COCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CRAPMUNCHER KRAUT COCKSTUFFER HELL ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHUFF DICK IN A BOX NIGGER TITS FUCK FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF BALLS RAT'S ASS ASS BUGGER SHITE SEX MOCKIE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK SHITFACE WANKSPLAT NAZI BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH EMO WANKSPLAT FUCKTARD BELLEND ARSE ASS JAP BOOBS COMMUNIST DILDO BALL SACK GRAPE PENIS DAMN IT BELGIUM CRACKER ANAL DOM DeLUISE KAFFIR FUCKHEAD PIGFUCKER ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! CARPET MUNCHER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SON OF A BITCH FUCKING FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER WOP BLUMPKIN CHICKEN FRIES CROTCH FUCKFACE TIT DIRT ASSWIPE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUNANI MONKEY BALLS MARGARET THATCHER BONER POOPY CUM NIGGER YID SLOPE FUCK TITMOUSE VENEREAL DISEASE BUTT PIRATE RAT'S ASS BONER SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT CUNTBUCKET FLYING FUCK FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSWIPE GOOK JACKASS SHIT SHITTY BITCH WIENER SUCK MY COCK AUTOFELLATIO FIST FUCK DUMBASS CHUFF INBRED JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RAPE NORTH KOREA WANKSPLAT FUCKING A CRAP ON A STICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INBRED PENISBIRD SPIC CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING FAG CROTCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT JIZZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DILDO FAG MACACA FUCK YOU SHITSKIN JACKASS BASTARD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FELLATIO AY-AY-AY VAGINA CLEVELAND STEAMER CHOAD PISS FELLATIO RAPE I RAPE WALRUSES! D'OH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SPICY CUNT FUCK DIPSHIT GARBAGE DAY! KIKE FELCHMONKEY GOD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO BIG FOOT MOCKIE SOD OFF SEMEN SHIT PEDOPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY BOON SLOPE I'LL RAPE YOU ABO FUCKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK YOU HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER BITCH GRINGO FELCHMONKEY SHIT FUCK SEX POLACK FUCK OFF BUGFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER FRED PHELPS STEVE BALLMER WIKIPEDIA POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH BANGKOK DOUCHING FROG'S FAT ASS TACO ASS LICKER BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN FUCK CUNT [EXPLETIVE] TOWELHEAD BALLS WANKSPLAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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TACO FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SUCK MY COCK NIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS RAGHEAD BOOBIES JIZZ COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKWAD PENIS CUNTSWILLING PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH MOCCASINS TOWELHEAD MOCCASINS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WALRUS SHIT SHITTY WANK SPUNK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK SHITFACE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PISS ORGASM BONG ANUSCAKE FUCK YOU LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FEMADOM FUCK A DUCK RAT'S ASS BASTARD CUNTBUCKET HELL FRITZ INBRED BITCH SEMEN REDNECK CONAN O'BRIAN COON PENIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SAND NIGGER FRIG POMMIE REDSKIN RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER DICK CRAPPY ANUSCAKE CUNT DICK AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK ASS PENISPENISPENIS!!! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLYING FUCK CONDOMS REDSKIN POMMIE BALLS SNUFF PORN CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY MILF ASSHAT MOZILLA FIREFOX CLUSTERFUCK DAMMIT BOON RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITBALLS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PRICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NAZI RAT'S COCK CHALICE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FRITZ JAP WINDOWS VISTA I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSFACE MOCCASINS PAKI ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DUMBASS PAKI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PRICK TWAT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BRITNEY BEANER WIGGER JOHNNY SHITTY ORGASM NIGGER TUBA CAMEL JOCKEY HENTAI WOODPECKERSHIT RAGHEAD ASS FUCKTARD DUMBASS ARSE CULT OF THE DEAD COW DAMN PISS FRIG PISS ARTIST ASS CRAP ON A STICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CAMEL FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHING SHITCUNTING FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT NIGNOG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WEHATEMARIO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIGNOSE CUNT WALRUS SHIT HELL ASS REDNECK SHIT FUCKWIT ASSCRACK GENITALIA FUCK DICKLICK CRAPFUCKER BRITNEY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELL WIKIPEDIA BORDER HOPPER PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COCK FUCK JIZZ DOT HEAD CANNED QUOTE RAT'S COCK BASTARD PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE PENISBIRD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHOLE DYKE SPIC ROMANIA MOCKIE SCUMBAG BASTARD SHITE COLGATE FUCKBAG 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK BITCH SHITCUNTING BITCH BITCH MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE CONDOMS BEANER DOG FUCKER SEMEN INBRED DICKFACE HEIL HITLER! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy HOMO RAPE ASS CUM RAGHEAD COON CUNT CRAPPER PRICK SHIT PEDOPHILIA CHIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITTY ASS DOUCHETITS FUCKBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! REDEEMING VALUE JESUS H. 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DOUCHEBAG PAKI FUCKSTAIN ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSHAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WILLY WONKA BITCH SCROTUM I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSCRACK FUCK SHITHEAD GRINGO LET'S SHIT SCUMBUCKET LAKE TITICACA GOBSHITE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNTYMINTS DIPSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SUCK A BIG DICK ASSFACE CHOAD FUCKFACE FUCK JACKASS CUM FUCK BITCH JERK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL DUMBASS I AM CORNHOLIO! VENEREAL DISEASE PISS FUCK SHITHEAD MAMA MIA OSTRICH MY ASS HO ORGASM DAGO FUCKWIT BLUE PENIS! NIGGER BITCH INJUN PISS OFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS KIKE BALLS DAMN NECROPHILIA GANGBANG BONER FROG'S FAT ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE MILF BUKKAKE FUCKING JUMP! SPUNK HELL BOOBS FAG CHICKEN FRIES FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HORSE PENIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DONKEY DICK DICK TITS FUCKING SPUNK PIECE OF SHIT CUNT ASS CUNTRAG PIGFUCKER FUCKWIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN IT DOG FUCKER SHITE BONER FAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACKASS FUCK HEIL HITLER! TITWANK HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD FUCKING JUMP! MARY WHITEHOUSE BIRD SHIT BUTT PIRATE BULLCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMMIT PISSHOLE MOLDY TITS FUCK DUMBASS WANKER BITCH PISS OFF FUDGEPACKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES TOSSER RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT DAMN CUNTBUCKET WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? I WILL END YOU! HELL ASSHAT JAP ASSHOLE FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER JACK ABRAMOFF BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD HELLFUCKER WHORE MOCKIE YUKY DOODY NIGNOG KIDDY FIDDLER NEGRO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLIT BLUE PENIS! Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive PUSSY and with the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE and his YID of girraffes in which TESTICLE CHOKE while reading about [expletive deleted]!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- TACO
Article written in the style of its subject This article is CHINK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BEAVER subject. If you do not find it funny VENEREAL DISEASE, it is probably because you are an INBRED WANK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. POLESMOKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DOT HEAD joke loses its humour SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SON OF A BITCH ignorant, then you wouldn't have ASS LICKER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKSTAIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! RAT'S ASS KIDDY FIDDLER!!!!!I <3 COCK |

