Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DONGSHOVER'SHITFACE'BALLS'JERRY'SHIT'TAMPONS'SHITTY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOOBS neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOBSHITE, sudden RAT'S COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOP or NIPPLES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SON OF A BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTT PIRATE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BLUMPKIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FENCE JUMPER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FRIG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOCCASINS BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially GREASER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELL television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette's is COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS not to be WIGGER confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves QUEEF random ARSE disorientation, culturally-MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD language, CUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PEARL NECKLACE PASTURE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PUSSY souvenir shoppes and massive SHITSLINGING quantities SHITSKIN of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the INBRED Author:

The CHIGGER Tourette's FUCKING JUMP! Research Institute was ARSE founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KNOBJOCKEY article PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNTRAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BEANER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DUMBASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JACKASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS ARTIST Tourrette's sufferers WEHATEMARIO swear. You can SCROTUM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I WILL END YOU! TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible PEARL NECKLACE thing.
• The main BOOBS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MARCH OF FLAMES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BEANER knee FUCKFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NEGRO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKWIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PIGFUCKER school for JERK OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOAT DICK sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and ASSHOLE commit NIGNOG suicide.
• There is no WANK cure, and the PENIS ON A BUN drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAT'S COCK tics often have adverse RAT'S COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DELICIOUS CAKE perodol" which caused my entire SHITTY body to go SHITBALLS numb and ASSHAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than RUSKIE it is without the TWAT drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFACE tourette syndrome FUCK YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "SHITPISSER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is 30 CASES OF PICKLES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLUSTERFUCK sorry for AY-AY-AY "hi-jacking" your INBRED entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOAT DICK this that really PRICK annoys me. I am working towards a BULLSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIPSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TACO, and making fun of a POMMIE horrible disorder is (not) BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHOLE time.

Best RAT'S COCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITBALLS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries TIENANMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. POLAK Regards to Andrew JOHN SMILEY FACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The TWAT bastard who wrote this article. You can POLAK punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BAT FUCK INSANE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my COON intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOBSHITE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP and CHRISTHUMPER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MALARKY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSWIPE BAND WITH 4 SLOPE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A KIKE HORSE! GOBSHITE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOBSHITE'S HOUSE

How MAMA MIA to SON OF A BITCH cure FUCKHEAD the DOUCHEBAG Tourette's SHUT UP, MEG! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DUMBASS for DAMN Tourette's BALLS Syndrome GRIS is MOCCASINS following SMEG these NIGNOG rules FUCKSTAIN in JOHNNY order:

• 1: Avoid MOCCASINS immature AUTOFELLATIO little BEAVER kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within VAGINA 10 ANALseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMMIT COCKSUCKER LET'S SHIT nor SON OF A BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell CLEMEN yourself you COCK don't DOUCHE NAZI have LOLCAT this RAPE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFUCKER WITH NASTY FUCK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JOHN ELWAY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOBSHITE last straw BITCH!

I fucking put DAMMIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BALLS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSHAT the TOP OF ART METAL PRODUCTS THIS FEWMETS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASS offensive. ARSE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SUCK A BIG DICK people who try DOUCHETITS to battle PENIS'WANKER that tight-ass WANK 17-year-RANDY TRAVIS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA it now, but someone said BELGIUM' ASSHOLE WANK'SHITFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DIRTY SANCHEZ is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there JAP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ART METAL PRODUCTS Uncyclopedia, there are CUNTSWILLING articles BIRD SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCKSMOKER stuff. So SHIT that means SHIT stop getting mad at the FUCKFACE first part too and HITLER talking about the TOWELHEAD letter that it's LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD mocking (what FUCKFACE letter? I don't even know what RAPE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self JOHN ELWAY even made a really DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! good point. "It's SHIT nothing more RAGHEAD from a head nod to a TITWANK knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add DOODIE HEAD onto JESSE McCARTNEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TARTAR SAUCE suffer that ASSWIPE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOG FUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK OFF be, because if I were a BULLSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING BASEBALL hilarious. If you SHOOP DA WHOOP Want facts, go on RUSTY TROMBONE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING be offended, don't read FUCK YOU the freaking NEGRO article anyway.

FUCK BULLCRAP SUCK MY DICK TITS BITCH BULLSHIT GANGBANG I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA

SHIT RAT'S COCK BEAVER MONKEY SHIT PENIS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BOOBS SEMEN GIVING HEAD GYPSY BEANER JERK OFF ARSE NIGGER TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOUCHEBAG TENTACLE RAPE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE YOUR MOM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WOP MONKEY SHIT PISS HORSE PENIS WANK CRAPMUNCHER DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BORDER HOPPER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SCUMBAG DAMMIT YID ARSE MOCKIE RAPE BITCH FUCK OFF FUCKER FUCK BULLSHIT HONKY FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO FELCHING DICKFACE POLAK MASTURBATION FUCK YOU GENITALIA AMERICA ONLINE BONER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MARGARET THATCHER FU SPANG CAMEL FUCKER SHITE SIGMUND FREUD CUNTYMINTS FRITZ HOSER AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS WEHATEMARIO KIKE 666 FENCE JUMPER CAMEL FUCKER DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NECROPHILIA JIGGABOO JIGGABOO SUCK MY COCK ASSWIPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! DICKHEAD YID SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SAND NIGGER SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST PENIS SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN NEGRO FENCE JUMPER CARPET MUNCHER DUMBASS SHIT BULLSHIT SOD OFF I RAPE WALRUSES! FAG MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS SHITFACE SIGMUND FREUD FUCKHEAD CLEMEN ARSE NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE DIPSHIT TOWELHEAD WANKER FUCKTARD BUTT-HEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE HUEY P. NEWTON GIVING HEAD TURD BITCH OH SHI– CLIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DIRTY SANCHEZ HENTAI BUTT PIRATE YOGHURT CANNON DICKFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA DICKHEAD DAMN GRINGO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHALICE GOD DAMMIT FRIG CAMEL JOCKEY PEARL NECKLACE PRICK KIKE BITCH CUM FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE KIKE D'OH BUTT-HEAD SHIT [expletive deleted] MALARKY CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN I RAPE WALRUSES! JACK ABRAMOFF DUNE COON EAT MY SHIT! YOU WANKER GOD DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EPIDIDYMIS 30 CASES OF PICKLES AMERICA ONLINE MOTHERFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GREASER FELLATIO SPANK THE MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK WIKIPEDIA SHITFUCKER JACKASS FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY HELL SON OF A BITCH YID FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUNANI LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT COCKSMOKER SHIT COCKSHITTER CUNTYMINTS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM YOUR MOM SEX CUNT CRAPPER CUNTSWILLING POLESMOKER DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOSER FASHION BUG PISSHOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT FUCK SMEG DIPSHIT BITCH SHITCOCK SHITE TITS & DICKS CLUSTERFUCK RAPE TAMPON IN MY ASS NINTENDOGS ASSCRACK INJUN POLAK HOSER CRAPPY AAAAAAAAA! RECTUM RAIDER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAPE CLUSTERFUCK ASS SHITCOCK JACK OFF SHIT PENIS TWAT POMMIE GENITALIA MOCKIE WHORE PORCH MONKEY OH SHI– GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCK MOLDY TITS CUNTRAG SHIT SCUMBUCKET FUCKSTAIN FUCK RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POLAK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JACKASS SHIT CLEMEN SUITCASE PENIS HORSE SHIT COCKSUCKER FUCK YOU DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX RAGHEAD PISS SHIT PORCH MONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER RAGHEAD DICK TITS COCK CHOAD FUCK OFF CARPET MUNCHER CHOAD SHITBALLS CHINK FELCHING WOODPECKERSHIT ASS LICKER RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU DAMN IT FUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMMIT ARSE FAGGOT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS DILDO BUTT PIRATE SHIT SHITSKIN SCROTUM SCUMBUCKET GOD BLESS AMERICA HADJI NAZI IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKSTAIN PRICK URINE-GARGLING CHENEY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITTY FUCK EMO BASTARD BIRD SHIT pen0r YOU WANKER BITCH DILDO BELLEND NEGRO FUCKTARD WIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING JUMP! TACO ASS [Insert silly non-swear here] SCUMBUCKET DUMBASS FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD RUSKIE DICKLICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING A ASS INBRED SEMEN FUCKING HORSE SHIT HORSE PENIS BLISTERING BARNACLES RAT'S ASS BASTARD DAMN IT BOOBIES DICKHEAD MALARKY FUCK NEGRO WIENER WIKIPEDIA MOCKIE PEEPEE GOBSHITE SEMEN CUNTING ASSCRACK LENS CRAFTERS JOY BUTT PIRATE ASSCRACK PISS ASSCRACK POOPOO BOB SAGET YOU WANKER CHINK SHIT JACKASS FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD PIGFUCKER POLACK BASTARD PENIS CUNT SACRAMENTO DOT HEAD SHITTY CHINK TITWANK WIENER SOD OFF TESTICLE CHOKE SHITE BITCH FUCKING BOOBS SCUMBAG CHOAD CUNT CRAPPER SON OF A BITCH BITCH BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT YOU WANKER MASTURBATION BONER WIKIPEDIA DAMN SHIT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BASTARD SON OF A BITCH BIGNOSE PEDOPHILIA RIGHTS FRIG BELLEND CHICKEN FRIES PISS OFF WHORE VAGINA PEDOPHILIA NIGNOG CROTCH I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE 666 ORGASM FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY PISS ARTIST FELCHING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER BOLLOCKS NECROPHILIA POMMIE WANK FRIG CUNTRAG SHITSKIN 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITCOCK PIECE OF SHIT DAGO FUCKSTAIN GREASER NIGGER PAKI CUNNILINGUS POWERSHIT DOUCHING PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS DEMOCRACY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCUMBAG TITS & DICKS RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT PENISBIRD CUM MOLDY TITS PISS GOD DAMMIT KIKE SPUNK pen0r FAG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK FUCK SHITPISSER FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH LIMEY DOUCHING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BLUMPKIN PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS BIGNOSE CUNTRAG ASSWIPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PRICK HELLFUCKER BUGGER DIPSHIT BONER D'OH VAGINA NIGGER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DICKFACE WIENER DONGSHOVER FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BORDER HOPPER DOG FUCKER WOP DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN OSTRICH MY ASS TITS FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING BITCH ASSHOLE OH SHI– ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT FAG ANAL FUCKSTAIN BUKKAKE RUSTY TROMBONE WANK HELL BORDER HOPPER TOSSER LET'S SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY WANKER INBRED HO FUCKTARD HELL NORTH KOREA SHITCOCK BEAVER JIGGABOO BUKKAKE FUCK ASSHOLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD VAGINA O CANADA ASSHOLE MOCKIE MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT COCKSMOKER SCUMBUCKET TAFFY ASSWIPE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK YOU DOG SHIT FUCK HO CLEMEN HOSER DYKE DAMN IT TIMBER NIGGER SHITE BITCH GO HOME AND DIE O KURWA! RAT'S COCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BASTARD BOOBS FUCKWIT PISS OFF MY ASS WANK MARGARET THATCHER BULLCRAP NAZI BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GANGBANG SHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK YOU SIGMUND FREUD DOUCHE SAND NIGGER HELLFIRE SCUMBUCKET ASSHAT O CANADA I RAPE WALRUSES! CRAPPY SUITCASE PENIS PIG HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAP GOD DAMN ASS BASTARD ARSE BORDER HOPPER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD FUCKBAG WANKER ASS DICKWAD BOLLOCKS LET'S SHIT ANAL WEHATEMARIO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELCHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GREASER BUTT-HOLE PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE DAY! DIPSHIT YUKY DOODY GOOK CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK YOU SHITBALLS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER COCKSHITTER PISS BONER ASSHOLE CUNTRAG TITS & DICKS POLAK SHITCOCK SHITSLINGING FIST FUCK POMMIE SPIC BUGFUCK JACKASS SHIT HELL GIVING HEAD FELLATIO PISSHOLE BASTARD DUNE COON JACKASS SHIT BITCH SHITFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS JERK OFF NAZI FUCKSTAIN CHINK MILF NI SOD OFF FRENCH TICKLER SEMEN WANK CHIGGER FLYING FUCK CUNT CRAPPER RAT'S COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTYWANK BALLS POLACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BATHING SUIT AREA HELL RAGHEAD ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PECKERHEAD BALLS MICK I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK DAMN ANAL DIABETES NIGGER TITS BULLCRAP FUCK YOU NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT SHITFUCKER BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCK GOD DAMN BULLCRAP RAGHEAD MALL SANTA SPUNK GOBSHITE BOOBS SHITHEAD FRAK PISS OFF NAZI FUCK YOU NICARAGUA FUCKING JUMP! GOBSHITE POMMIE FROG'S FAT ASS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FAGGOT THONG TASTER PAKI BULLSHIT SHITTY JAP PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOOK ARSE I WILL END YOU! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BLUMPKIN NIGNOG MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK OFF ASS SHITFACE WOP DAMN FUCK PENIS DAMMIT INBRED KRAUT CRAP ON A STICK INBRED DOG SHIT BALL SACK DOG SHIT WALRUS SHIT WIENER FUCKFACE GRAPE PENIS FUCK RAPE FRIG FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN IT HOMO SPANK THE MONKEY BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN FUCK FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG INCEST CLEMEN ASSHAT FOUR-EYES BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BAD MOTHERFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES SHITE SHIT LIKE A HORSE NEGRO POTTYMOUTH DAMN STEVE BALLMER TWAT ALF SHITPISSER RAT'S ASS ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER BIGNOSE BOOBS SON OF A BITCH PISS THONG TASTER DOG FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WANK MOTHERFUCKER PEEPEE PENISBIRD BUKKAKE ASSCRACK BASTARD HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY HELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH JOHNNY DOUCHING GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK ASSHAT VAGINA BITCH BALL SACK HELL TURD DOUCHEBAG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ANAL DIABETES FUCKING DIPSHIT ANAL WIGGER CUNT TURD SHIT JIZZ ORGASM JOHN SMILEY FACE lowercase GENITALIA SHITE COLGATE RAGHEAD GOD DAMN ASS DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER JACKASS SHITCOCK WIENER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOU FUCKER POOPOO BENSON SUCKS PIG MONKEY SHIT POMMIE DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT SHITE O KURWA! CHIGGER FRAK CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK TENTACLE RAPE ASSWIPE PENIS ON A BUN GO COUNT YOUR DICK TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGNOG FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHOAD BITCH FUCKING A SCUMBAG FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG FUCKING FUCK BOLLOCKS JUNGLE BUNNY DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAP SCUMBAG FUCK OFF GYPSY SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER WIGGER GOBSHITE ASS BALL SACK JOHN ELWAY ORGASM ASSHAT ASSHOLE SUCK MY COCK MARGARET THATCHER DARTH VADER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKWIT CUM CLIT ASSHOLE SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST NIGGER TITS POLESMOKER RANDY TRAVIS ASSWIPE POLESMOKER SON OF A BITCH PORCH MONKEY COCKSHITTER GOOK BELLEND FEMADOM SUCK MY DICK CHIGGER BLOWJOB WIENER CLIT RAT'S COCK AUTOFELLATIO CRAP ON A STICK VAGINA FUCK OFF GENITALIA WARNER MUSIC GROUP NEOPETS FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JOHNNY FROG'S FAT ASS BATMAN & ROBIN GANGBANG FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BITCH SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER ASS WIGGER KIDDY FIDDLER PORCH MONKEY CAMEL FUCKER HEIL HITLER! BOYCOTT VIACOM! SCUMBAG CRAP CUNT REDNECK SON OF A BITCH FUCK HORSE SHIT JACK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN PRICK SHITSLIDE CUNT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN EAT MY SHIT! CUNT FENCE JUMPER PEARL NECKLACE CAMEL FUCKER DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE BITCH GENITALIA BLOWJOB FRIG FUCKFACE DAMN DEMOCRACY POMMIE BANGKOK PISS ASSWIPE FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN PIG GOATSE BONER CLUSTERFUCK MACACA MOLDY TITS SHITHEAD SHIT WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! PISS HADJI SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! HITLER ANUSCAKE SON OF A BITCH SCUMBUCKET JUNGLE BUNNY BIRD SHIT SHITFACE GOOK SHITE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FLYING FUCK WIENER FUCK NUGGET REDSKIN DOG FUCKER FELCHMONKEY PAKI ASS FUCK SHIT FUCKFACE SHITFACE SHITFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITHEAD TITS DOUCHETITS DELICIOUS CAKE BASTARD BOLLOCKS DAMN BULLSHIT SUCK MY COCK CUNT BALL SACK SHITTY FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER BLUMPKIN DOUCHE NAZI DAMN GARBAGE DAY! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD DAMN RIGHT WING GARBAGE DAY! JESSE McCARTNEY DICKHEAD CUNT DAMN GOD DAMN CLIT DICKFACE CUNT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS OFF MY ASS JACK OFF EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET FUCK BASTARD SHITTY WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER TOWELHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FELCHING GO COUNT YOUR DICK POLACK CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRACKER BASTARD SHITFUCKER BEANER TENTACLE RAPE CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE GOATSE CC PLZ HELL SAND NIGGER ASSHAT AAAAAAAAA! TITS SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKWIT SAGGY TITS DONGSHOVER BOOBIES FUCK CUNT CLEMEN FUCKWIT CUNT BITCH PAKI NEGRO CUNNILINGUS FAGGOT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMMIT PISSHOLE TITTYWANK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT DUMBASS CLIT TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK HELLFIRE CUNT LET'S SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSLINGING BASTARD TANK MAN TIT SPRINKLES INCEST YOU WANKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS FELCHING CARPET MUNCHER FUCK FUCK BUTTFUCKER GOATSE DAMN DIPSHIT WANK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WOODPECKERSHIT ASS TURD WILLY WONKA CUNT FUCK NUGGET CRAP EAT MY SHIT! FUCK CUNT POLESMOKER PUSSY ASSCRACK DICKHEAD JIZZ AAAAAAAAA! JACKASS [expletive deleted] DOUCHE NAZI SHITHEAD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER SCUMBUCKET LET'S SHIT BONG CLUSTERFUCK PENISBIRD TITTIES CONAN O'BRIAN BIRD SHIT DOT HEAD TRANNY SHIT LIKE A HORSE BLUE PENIS! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RAGHEAD and with the INBRED and his BANGKOK of girraffes in which [expletive deleted] while reading about GOOK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TOURETTE'S SYNDROME also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• AY-AY-AY