Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITHEAD'CUNTSWILLING'CAMEL JOCKEY'PIGFUCKER'ASSHAT'CLUSTERFUCK'FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUCK MY COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder POOPOO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHAKOPEE, sudden SHITHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JESSE McCARTNEY or SHITFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNTBUCKET in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAP ON A STICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TAMPONS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNNILINGUS SON OF A BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GO COUNT YOUR DICK utterFUCKance of socially BONER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FLYING FUCK television programs to address FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

PENISFUCK Tourette's is PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS not to be CHUFF confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFACE random BUTTFUCKER disorientation, culturally-MY ANUS IS BLEEDING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUKKAKE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA language, CHRISTHUMPER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DONKEY PUNCHER INCEST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FELLATIO souvenir shoppes and massive SUGARTITS quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES REDSKIN garbage.

Darnit.

A WHORE Polite Note to the FAG Author:

The BUGGER OFF Tourette's PEARL NECKLACE Research Institute was BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA founded to PIECE OF SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about [expletive deleted] Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourrette's sufferers ASSFACE swear. You can PUSSYLICKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHOLE TV, for always focusing on the TITS & DICKS bad side of a terrible DILDO thing.
• The main GOD DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ARSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'QUEEF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHOLE knee FUCKHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is [EXPLETIVE] no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSWIPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE school for SAND NIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITTY sufferers to become LAKE TITICACA manically depressed and FOUR-EYES commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
• There is no FLYING RAT'S ASS cure, and the FAGGOT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DONKEY PUNCHER tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE perodol" which caused my entire SOD OFF body to go MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE numb and DOUCHE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SOD OFF it is without the DICK TITS drug.

I am an active member of a MOTHERFUCKER tourette syndrome DILDO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSCRACK the TOWELHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOLDY TITS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUKKAKE sorry for ANAL "hi-jacking" your TOSSER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELL this that really GOD DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a GOBSHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this KRAUT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and making fun of a FUCKING horrible disorder is (not) MOCKIE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKLICK time.

Best TITMOUSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BELGIUM Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CULT OF THE DEAD COW degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. KIKE Regards to Andrew BULLSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The FUCKING A bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMNATION punch him if you ASS want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHAKOPEE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are VOTE and SHITFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PUSSYLICKER BAND WITH 4 DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DUMBASS HORSE! SHAKOPEE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHAKOPEE'S HOUSE

How CHOAD to PRICK cure SHITCOCK the SCUMBUCKET Tourette's BOLLOCKS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKHEAD for CROTCH Tourette's COCKSUCKER Syndrome ASSHAT is CHICKEN FRIES following MARGARET THATCHER these FIST FUCK rules BRUSH MA TEETH in FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature HOMO little ASS kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within ASSWIPE 10 COONseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! nor SCROTUM talk,
• 4: Tell SHITTY yourself you DICKFACE don't FUCKING have LOGJAMMER this PISS ARTIST disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ARSE WITH NASTY DAMN IT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHOAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHAKOPEE last straw BEAVER!

I fucking put SUGARTITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN IT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF SCUMBAG THIS COCKSTUFFER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be LOLCAT offensive. JERK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JAP people who try NAZI to battle WOODPECKERSHIT'WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS that tight-ass POLACK 17-year-NIGNOG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKWIT it now, but someone said SHITE' PRICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON'DARTH VADER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DUMBASS is a laughing WETBACK matter. Plus there DAMMIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MELAMINE Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SLOPE stuff. So DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT that means FUCKSTAIN stop getting mad at the TOWELHEAD first part too and ANUSCAKE talking about the SAND NIGGER letter that it's SHITFUCKER mocking (what MOLDY TITS letter? I don't even know what BUTT PIRATE the heck you're talking about). Adrian WIGGER hi self BOYCOTT VIACOM! even made a really HELL good point. "It's DAMN nothing more DICKFACE from a head nod to a CHICKEN SHIT knee tick". ASSFACE. Which I'll add JIZZ onto FOUR-EYES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NAZI suffer that GOATSE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CAPTAIN CRUNCH be, because if I were a NICARAGUA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MONKEY SHIT hilarious. If you JOHN ELWAY Want facts, go on RUSTY TROMBONE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HELL be offended, don't read VAGINA the freaking JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST article anyway.

BIRD SHIT NIGGER BASTARD ANUSCAKE FROG'S FAT ASS LAKE TITICACA CHENEY DOUCHE FRITZ PISS ARTIST

CROTCH FUCKWIT CHOAD FLYING FUCK FRIG GOD DAMN FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER TANK MAN PISS OFF BIRD SHIT PAKI PISSHOLE FEWMETS GANGBANG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKER SHITFUCKER BASTARD FENCE JUMPER MALARKY FLYING FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? POMMIE SHITCOCK GOD DAMN WANK SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU PISS SUGARTITS ASSHAT SOD OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSCRACK TURD FUCK FUCK DUMBASS TWAT GARBAGE DAY! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SPANK THE MONKEY PISSHOLE HOT GRITS NECROPHILIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HELL GIVING HEAD PIECE OF SHIT DUNE COON DICK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! BEAVER SHITE TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHAT PRICK FEMADOM FUCKBAG ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S COCK TIT DIRT DAGO BENCH PRESS BUTTFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA BITCH PEARL NECKLACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS FASCIST WANKER JACK OFF AAAAAAAAA! COON DILDO ABO JACKASS DONALD RUMSFELD SPUNK INCEST SHITSLINGING FAG TIT SPRINKLES DICKFACE MICK FUCKWIT SHIT PRICK BONER GOD DAMN ASSHAT BOOBS RAPE ABO FUCKING CUNT CHAV FUCK BASTARD INCEST SHITFACE DONGSHOVER GOOK DAMN PISS ARTIST SUCK MY COCK FAG pen0r ALEX TREBEK SUCK MY DICK PISS GO HOME AND DIE PISS ASS TIT DIRT WHORE WANK ASSFACE HELL BORDER HOPPER DAMN SHITFACE PUSSY SEMEN DUMBASS SNUFF PORN TITS BUTT-HOLE WANK SCUMBUCKET CUNT LAPPER GIVING HEAD RAT'S COCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WANKER DICK CHICKEN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR LET'S SHIT TITWANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SEMEN BITCH CUNTYMINTS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH MARGARET THATCHER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MALARKY MALARKY TITS FUCKTARD YOUR MOM FUCKSTAIN [expletive deleted] JERK OFF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK MACACA FOUR-EYES CHIGGER PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN PISS BLISTERING BARNACLES CRAPFUCKER SHITFUCKER DAMN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNTYMINTS DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT MOCKIE BASTARD BASTARD BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD VAGINA FUCKER ASSWIPE ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ORGASM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL INBRED BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT NAZI JACKASS FLYING FUCK TITS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER WANKER PRICK FUCKWIT DOUCHE HELL GYPSY ASSHOLE PENISFUCK THIS IS SPARTA! GRINGO PENIS RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN SOD OFF FUCK MAMA MIA SHITTY CUNT FENCE JUMPER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN DAMMIT FELCHING THONG TASTER DUMBASS FRIG WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA SEX JERRY SHITTY COMMUNION WAFER FLYING FUCK BUTT PIRATE POLACK YOU WANKER PISS OFF SHITHEAD ASSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING PENISFUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HAIL SATAN! ABO TIT SPRINKLES GIVING HEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON JIZZ JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN PISSHOLE ABO ASS CHICKEN SHIT SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ROMANIA TITTYWANK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BEANER DICKHEAD SHITFACE CLIT MALARKY BUKKAKE BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER ANAL DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT ASSHOLE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DOM DeLUISE PISS OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK NUGGET JACK ABRAMOFF SHIT NIGNOG FUCKING BASEBALL SUCK A BIG DICK JACK OFF TACO SUITCASE PENIS ASSHAT CHOAD KISSER BALLS I CAN AFFORD FOOD YOU WANKER BOOBIES DAMN FUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JIGGABOO FROG'S FAT ASS FRIG FUCKING BASEBALL ORGASM O KURWA! ASSHAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISSHOLE CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAP GOD DAMN SEX WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RAPE GOD DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POLESMOKER SEX SACRAMENTO COMMUNISM IS STUPID PENIS BULLCRAP BELLEND RAGHEAD FELLATIO SHITSLIDE I WILL END YOU! BUTT PIRATE GANGBANG LET'S SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING BASEBALL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK LOLCAT GOD DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK KIKE TITMOUSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN HAIL SATAN! CROTCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNTRAG SEX BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU EAT MY SHIT! CLEMEN BOLLOCKS YOU WANKER SHITHEAD CUNT TITS FROG'S FAT ASS DOT HEAD PENIS ASSHOLE ASS RAT'S ASS SUCK A BIG DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK CUNTBUCKET GARBAGE DAY! FUCK WHITE POWER SUCK MY COCK JIGGABOO FRITZ POLESMOKER SHITBALLS TWAT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POO POO BLOWJOB YOUR MOM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICKHEAD BALL SACK PAKI FAGGOT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKSTAIN BOOBS BUTTFUCKER TRANNY RAT'S COCK FUCK NUGGET CUNNILINGUS BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE JAP ARSEBADGERS BUTT PIRATE DICK DOODIE HEAD ASSCRACK DICKWAD CUNNILINGUS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! EXTRA LONG PENIS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GENITALIA BANGKOK BUTT-HOLE CUNTRAG PUSSY DOG SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DONKEY DICK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DARTH VADER JACKASS NAZI GRINGO CUNT ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK GRAPE PENIS MASTURBATION WANKSPLAT HONKY CUNTBUCKET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT PRICK SHIT BUGGER WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? FUCK DICKWAD URINE-GARGLING FELLATIO PENISPENISPENIS!!! DICKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT KIDDY FIDDLER LET'S SHIT INCEST SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOYCOTT VIACOM! PENIS CUNT CRAPPER BULLCRAP PISSHOLE DOG FUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANK ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PEDOPHILIA CHINK SHIT CUNT JOHN ELWAY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MARGARET THATCHER FROG DYKE ASSHOLE FUCK A DUCK FUCK BUTT PIRATE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BLISTERING BARNACLES COCKSMOKER FLYING FUCK FRIG SPANK THE MONKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BELLEND SHITTY TENTACLE RAPE MILF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SMEG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LOLCAT CUNT SACRAMENTO [EXPLETIVE] JACKASS pen0r POMMIE CUNT CRAPPER BALLS EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN DAMN TITTYWANK WETBACK WIENER ASSHAT ARSE CONAN O'BRIAN YID FEMADOM BIGNOSE JACKASS SHIT CAUCASIANS FUCKING WIKIPEDIA OSTRICH MY ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHIGGER LAKE TITICACA CUNT FUCK OFF NORTH KOREA PISS BITCH DUMBASS ABO ASSHAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INCEST suck my mothers HITLER BIRD SHIT NEGRO YUKY DOODY CUNT BITCH MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD NEGRO CRACKER GOATSE YID TACO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT SEX TOWELHEAD CHOAD DAMN FOREIGN CURRENCY CHING CHONG CHINK FELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK POTTYMOUTH DONKEY PUNCHER LOGJAMMER BASTARD HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MALARKY POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN POLACK HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHE NAZI BANGKOK FUCK NAZI ASSWIPE ASS SPIC MASTURBATION FROG'S FAT ASS CROTCH FUCK ASSHOLE BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN WOP ABO DICKFACE MARGARET THATCHER ASS SUGARTITS JUSTIN BIEBER HORSE SHIT SHITFACE BULLSHIT WETBACK WIGGER HADJI FUCKING TOSSER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUNE COON BUTT PIRATE SHIT BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF TWAT SHITBALLS FUCK OFF DICKFACE FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS CONDOMS INBRED TWAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASS BUKKAKE FLUFFY CLOUD QUEEF REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PUSSY NIGNOG CAMEL FUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITTY ASS BOOBS FRIG DILDO ANAL PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE TITS FROG'S FAT ASS TESTICLE CHOKE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOOBIES PICKANINNY WOP CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES EPIDIDYMIS NIGNOG WIKIPEDIA FUCK CHINA IS CAPITALIST WANK NIPPLES SUCK A BIG DICK SHITHEAD FASHION BUG SAND NIGGER RUSKIE DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT JENKEM ANAL DIABETES DOUCHE NAZI CARPET MUNCHER FUCKSTAIN DICK ROSIE O'DONNELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL DICKLICK SHITFACE FUCK FUCKWIT CLEMEN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CAMEL JOCKEY OLD CHRIST OF A COCKSUCKER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCK YOU DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK ASSHAT SCROTUM DAMN VAGINA FUCKER THONG TASTER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFACE BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD CLEMEN NIGGER FUCK DIPSHIT COCKSHITTER DOT HEAD SHIT FUCKER SHIT FUCKHEAD HEIL HITLER! BORDER HOPPER BEAVER I'LL RAPE YOU SHITCOCK TITS & DICKS BITCH SHITSKIN WANKER ASSRAPING FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS WANK RUSTY TROMBONE COCKSMOKER COCKSMOKER KAFFIR DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGGER OFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CRAP KRAUT ASS HADJI VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE YOU WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS TIT SPRINKLES RUSTY TROMBONE BALLS FAGGOT TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE POMMIE BUGFUCK SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK SHIT SHITSLINGING JACKASS INBRED JOHN ELWAY FUCKBAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN MACACA POLESMOKER JOHN ELWAY DICK TIENANMEN SQUARE SHIT FUCKHEAD AMERICA ONLINE THIS IS SPARTA! ASSCRACK MOCCASINS BITCH CRAPFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOUR MOM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHUFF BITCH TURD FEWMETS YOU WANKER HELL JAP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TWAT HOSER RUSKIE DOUCHE NAZI FUCKHEAD COCKSHITTER NAZI COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DYKE TWAT FUCKING GYPSY BITCH VAGINA SHITE BUGGER OFF WANKSPLAT DICKFACE FUCKER SHITHEAD ANUSCAKE WANK RAGHEAD DAMN CUNNILINGUS COCK PISS HO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE CONDOMS SHITHEAD EAT MY SHIT! CLIT SPUNK CHENEY SCROTUM MALARKY WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WALRUS SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WANK ORGASM TWAT HOSER WINDOWS VISTA GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHEBAG FAG CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITTIES JAP DICKLICK FUCKWIT ASSFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE GOAT DICK SCROTUM BOOBS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE CUNT CRAPPER TITTIES FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG BUGGER CLEMEN GENITALIA ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO TWAT WIENER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK RAPE SHITFUCKER BASTARD SMEG FUCKHEAD POLESMOKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCKSUCKER BOOBS CHIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK GENITALIA FUCKER PISS JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE DAMMIT CUNTYMINTS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHING CHOAD SCROTUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF MOLDY TITS FUCKING FUCKING NAZI DONKEY DICK FIRECROTCH NAZI TIT SPRINKLES ASSRAPING CLEMEN DOUCHEBAG BITCH CUNT ASS AY-AY-AY SHITBALLS BITCH SEMPRINI CRAPPY AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF BATMAN & ROBIN FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS VILLAGE DUMP FUCK FUCK A DUCK ASSHAT CARPET MUNCHER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK AUTOFELLATIO BIRD SHIT SHITSKIN SHITCOCK JIZZ BULLSHIT EMO NECROPHILIA SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF SHITE MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF FUCKHEAD WIKIPEDIA FLYING FUCK BASTARD DAMN IT BASTARD FELLATIO DICKWAD GYPSY SHITPISSER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK CLUSTERFUCK FELCHMONKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS MALL SANTA BUTTFUCKER PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKLICK QUEEF DICK TITS SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING DICKFACE POTTYMOUTH PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD SCUMBUCKET AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANUSCAKE BASTARD FUCKER FELLATIO MACACA FUCK WANKSPLAT FUCKFACE CUM TUBA FUCKTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BBBBBBBBB! DOG FUCKER DUMBASS INBRED PENISBIRD SHITTY RUSTY TROMBONE CUNTYMINTS SUCK MY COCK DICK TITS INBRED JACKASS RAT'S COCK JERRY CUM COCKSHITTER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TITTIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIPPLES MY COMMUNION WAFER OF POLACK I WILL KILL YOU! CAMEL JOCKEY INBRED [Insert swear here] FUCK [expletive deleted] DOT HEAD CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKHEAD PUSSY DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK GIVING HEAD DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON PRICK PEACEFUL LENS CRAFTERS PISS JIGGABOO WANK SEX SEMEN SHIT ASS JACKASS HAIL SATAN! WANK GOOK GOOK DIPSHIT ASSHOLE WALRUS SHIT GYPSY LENS CRAFTERS FUCKING JUMP! POMMIE SHITSLINGING ASSFACE BRUSH MA TEETH DUMBASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TESTICLE CHOKE BALL SACK FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! NEGRO FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKBAG CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL SEMEN HOLY DUMB FUCK JACKASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BULLSHIT FUCKING JUMP! SCUMBAG FUCKER DOG SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FAG FUCKSTAIN BOOBS TOURETTE'S IS FUN FUCKWIT BUTT PIRATE CRACKER FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE DICK PISS CUNNILINGUS WIENER BONER GANGBANG DICK FELCHING PISS OFF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITSLINGING FREE ELECTIONS SEX O CANADA CLEMEN FRIG CUNTRAG DAMN TURD JACKASS SHIT POLESMOKER FELCHING DOUCHE NAZI SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA POMMIE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHIT PISS OFF WANK DAMN MONKEY BALLS BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FRIG ART METAL PRODUCTS FELLATIO ASSRAPING COCKSUCKER HELL GOD DAMN FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING DAMN MILF ASSHAT SHIT CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAGO FELCHING POTTYMOUTH SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKTARD DOM DeLUISE FIRECROTCH FUCKER ARSEBADGERS BASTARD KIDDY FIDDLER PRICK SACRED BASTARD FLYING FUCK POLAK BUGGER SHITE BOB SAGET PRICK VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT BITCH ASS FASCIST Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! and his ASSWIPE of girraffes in which BAT FUCK INSANE while reading about JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITPISSER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COCKSUCKER