Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FROG'S FAT ASS'SMEG'HELL'BELGIUM'ICE CREAM'BLUMPKIN'SHITTY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PUSSY look at the CHENEY talk page of this BITCH article for notes or discussion before SHITFACE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SON OF A BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder DUNE COON characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BELLEND, sudden GOD DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKHEAD or FUCKSTAIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JAP in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUGFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HOMO DICKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY utterFUCKance of socially BOLLOCKS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address ASSHOLE Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourette's is REBECCA BLACK not to be FUCKING FUCKFUCKER confused with FELCHING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! random PRICK disorientation, culturally-RUSTY TROMBONE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SONNY BILL WILLIAMS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BULLSHIT language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places OSTRICH MY ASS BOON of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky LET'S SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT CRAPPER quantities BOB SAGET of ANAL DIABETES AMERICA ONLINE garbage.

Darnit.

A GO HOME AND DIE Polite Note to the BOYCOTT VIACOM! Author:

The ASSHOLE Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Research Institute was GOATSE founded to TITS & DICKS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article BUTT-HEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GIVING HEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MALL SANTA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUKKAKE Tourrette's sufferers ANAL swear. You can ANUSCAKE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible NIPPLES thing.
• The main WILLY WONKA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK YOU' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHAT knee BOYCOTT VIACOM! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MACACA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOG FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at EMO school for CROTCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITSKIN sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and WALRUS SHIT commit SAND NIGGER suicide.
• There is no JENKEM cure, and the WIKIPEDIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING tics often have adverse WANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SOD OFF perodol" which caused my entire KRAUT body to go KIKE numb and PISS OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than WOODPECKERSHIT it is without the CHING CHONG CHINK drug.

I am an active member of a DUMBASS tourette syndrome DICKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKTARD the BOYCOTT VIACOM! public view of Tourettes as a "JERRY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POLAK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! sorry for MOTHERFUCKER "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really ANAL DIABETES annoys me. I am working towards a SHITHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CRAPMUNCHER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ROSIE O'DONNELL, and making fun of a SON OF A BITCH horrible disorder is (not) MALARKY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POOPOO time.

Best TITWANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust EUROIPODS in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. SEMEN Regards to Andrew DOUCHEBAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can pen0r punch him if you COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKTARD saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my FREE ELECTIONS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BELLEND Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUTT PIRATE and FUCKBAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WOP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) OSTRICH MY ASS BAND WITH 4 BOOBIES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! BELLEND IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BELLEND'S HOUSE

How NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES to BIRD SHIT cure NIGGER the SHIT Tourette's CUNTSWILLING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLSHIT for BANGKOK Tourette's FRITZ Syndrome DYKE is MICK following I'LL RAPE YOU these WANK rules BLUE PENIS! in CUM order:

• 1: Avoid TOSSER immature WALRUS SHIT little JOHNNY kids,
• 2: Count to BUTTFUCKER within POMMIE 10 DOG SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WANK SHITCOCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS nor RAPE talk,
• 4: Tell DIPSHIT yourself you SHIT don't DICKLICK have FRIG this YOUR MOM disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY PISS ARTIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ALF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BELLEND last straw PISS!

I fucking put YOUR MOM' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DIPSHIT the TOP OF BITCH THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT offensive. INJUN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try MOCKIE to battle CRAPMUNCHER'MAMA MIA that tight-ass FAGGOT 17-year-RUSTY TROMBONE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY it now, but someone said JACKASS' BUTT PIRATE YID'PISSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DONKEY PUNCHER is a laughing ASS matter. Plus there ASSFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WIGGER Uncyclopedia, there are NEOPETS articles YID about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHAT stuff. So FUCK YOU that means WANK stop getting mad at the DUMBASS first part too and IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! talking about the DAMN letter that it's SUGARTITS mocking (what FUCKFACE letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self DAMN IT even made a really BOOBS good point. "It's FUCKFACE nothing more FUCKING from a head nod to a CHOAD KISSER knee tick". BALLS. Which I'll add FUCK onto CRAP saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DELICIOUS CAKE suffer that NECROPHILIA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PISS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BULLSHIT be, because if I were a OSTRICH MY ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING hilarious. If you ANAL Want facts, go on COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CAMEL JOCKEY be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking SHIT article anyway.

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PISS SCUMBUCKET CLUSTERFUCK WEHATEMARIO MARGARET THATCHER VAGINA PUNANI VAGINA WIGGER CLUSTERFUCK POLAK CLUSTERFUCK HOMO ASSHOLE BELGIUM CRACKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS THONG TASTER GOBSHITE SHITFACE CHOAD HELLFUCKER RICK MORANIS PUSSYLICKER DAMN IT CUNTSWILLING HELL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PIG OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FUCKSTAIN PAKI ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! VAGINA SCUMBAG BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER BONG BULLSHIT ASS BITCH BULLSHIT SAND NIGGER POTTYMOUTH BOLLOCKS WANK GOD DAMMIT COON BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHOLE DAMN MILF CROTCH SHITTY [expletive deleted] DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMMIT TWISTY VAGINA FUCKTARD RAPE BOB SAGET RAT'S ASS CLIT SHITFACE POLACK PISS WETBACK TRANNY ASS SHITE CARPET MUNCHER [Insert swear here] YOU SUCK BALLS PENIS TENTACLE RAPE HELL SHITE BEAVER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HORSE PENIS O KURWA! DICKFACE JACK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE PENIS ON A STICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CLEMEN HELL ARSE SEMPRINI SHITE GOD DAMMIT BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN IT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TITS & DICKS BASTARD POLAK KAFFIR TWAT RAT'S COCK SEMEN HELL CUNT BITCH TAMPONS WANKSPLAT INCEST SHITE DOG SHIT TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER CUNTRAG 666 ASSCRACK SCROTUM FAG HITLER SHIT SCUMBAG HELL PISS RAT'S COCK CRAPMUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER CHENEY FUCKBAG SUCK MY COCK SHIT GOD DAMN DAMMIT SHITTY LOLCAT RAPE FUCK OFF SEMEN BUKKAKE CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK CHIGGER WANK CUNT BUKKAKE CONDOMS SPUNK SHIT YOU WANKER DICK IN A BOX SHIT SHITFUCKER SHITE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAPE EPIDIDYMIS DICKWAD TITWANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN FAGGOT GREASER ASSCRACK SHITCOCK CROTCH SHITE BENCH PRESS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS P'KANG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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TAFFY WOMEN'S RIGHTS 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKING A MILF TITTIES WANK BIGNOSE SCROTUM PISS HELL DIPSHIT POOPOO CHAV KRAUT WOP FUCKING A AMERICA ONLINE BUGFUCK PENIS GOD DAMN FUCKFACE FUCK OFF FUCKWIT SHIT FAGGOT RAPE POLAK SHIT SCROTUM BOON DICK IN A BOX DICKLICK JACKASS RAT'S COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKING CUM DICKHEAD BITCH ASSCRACK EXTRA LONG PENIS CLEMEN COON DUNE COON SAND NIGGER HELL CHOAD BUGGER OFF CUNTRAG SCUMBAG PENISPENISPENIS!!! PEARL NECKLACE TESTICLE CHOKE NIPPLES TITWANK DOUCHE CRAP ON A STICK SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASTARD BUTTFUCKER YOUR MOM CUNTYMINTS PISS OFF PRICK PISS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG CUM SHITE CHING CHONG CHINK TWAT BUTTFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING HOMO CHIGGER BUGGER BLUMPKIN FELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FOUR-EYES ASS TITTYWANK ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT MICK SHITSLINGING DAMNATION DAMN HELL PUSSYLICKER TOTAL JACKASS SHIT DAMNATION SHITFACE BANGKOK BELLEND DOUCHEBAG JACKASS BRITNEY BRUSH MA TEETH SEX ASS LICKER CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS VENEREAL DISEASE GOD BLESS AMERICA NIPPLES WOODPECKERSHIT TITTIES DOUCHE PIECE OF SHIT SPIC INBRED PISSHOLE GIVING HEAD DICK TITS FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE FRENCH TICKLER MONKEY SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT RAGHEAD BOOBS BULLSHIT ASS DOUCHE FUCK OFF TIT SPRINKLES FUCKER ASSRAPING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE LUV CRAPFUCKER HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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JIGGABOO JAP JESSE McCARTNEY CUNT ASS FUCK DONGSHOVER SHITTY TENTACLE RAPE POTTYMOUTH POLAK BASTARD ASSWIPE BLISTERING BARNACLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS POMMIE BITCH SHAKOPEE DUMBASS PRICK DAMNATION SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU DICKWAD HEAVEN TITWANK SHITTY JOHNNY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! I'LL RAPE YOU SHITCUNTING FUCKFACE CONDOMS CUNTBUCKET CONDOMS I RAPE WALRUSES! PIG WIENER ASSCRACK TITTIES CUNT COCKSUCKER HORSE SHIT RAT'S ASS FASHION BUG COCK YID suck my mothers CUNT FUCK NUGGET FELCHMONKEY LENS CRAFTERS [Insert swear here] BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GO HOME AND DIE JIGGABOO FUCK OFF FUCK OFF OSTRICH MY ASS PIGFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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PRICK FELCHING NORTH KOREA SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT I'LL RAPE YOU TOWELHEAD FUCK A DUCK BASTARD CUNNILINGUS PICKANINNY CENSORSHIP D'OH TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNTYMINTS SHIT SOD JAP BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD FRAK MILF FUCKWIT CUNTSWILLING CLIT pen0r O CANADA FUCKING WALRUS SHIT BOOBS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE SHITFACE PISS FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK SOD OFF AY-AY-AY ASS FASCIST FUCK FIRECROTCH SHITFUCKER CUNT DAMMIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMMIT BALLS CHICKEN SHIT BITCH NICARAGUA PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE D'OH SHITTY FUCKWIT MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLINGING ASSFACE COON BIRD IN THE HOUSE SLOPE GENITALIA PENISPENISPENIS!!! 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TOSSER GOD DAMN TITS BALL SACK KNOBJOCKEY YOU WANKER ASSHAT GRIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI BLUMPKIN GIVING HEAD RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKER NORTH KOREA FEWMETS SHITE SHITTY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHICKEN SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE SHITE TITS FROG'S FAT ASS TOWELHEAD FUCK OFF BOB SAGET DOUCHING DICKHEAD SHITHEAD GUMDROPS LOLCAT YOU WANKER TITTIES STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO ASS HO DICKLICK GOD DAMN MASTURBATION DOUCHING FASHION BUG PIGFUCKER BUGGER PAKI TWAT DIPSHIT BOOBS [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HIGH WAGES NICARAGUA COON DICKHEAD WANK WOP DAMN DICKWAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MILF FUCKHEAD ARSE DICKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE JAP GYPSY SHITTY ASSWIPE PISS GOD DAMN BEAVER pen0r ARSE PRICK FROG SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK OFF NIGGER TITS OSTRICH MY ASS TESTICLE CHOKE BITCH GOOK SHITCUNTING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUKKAKE ASS WIENER FUCKWIT PIG MONKEY BALLS PENIS FUCKSTAIN RAPE DICKFACE CUNTSWILLING BLUMPKIN BLISTERING BARNACLES DICK CHICKEN CUNTRAG SHITSLIDE QUEEF DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHITSLINGING ANUSCAKE JAP JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTT PIRATE PISS OFF JESSE McCARTNEY DOG FUCKER FUCKBAG BIGNOSE JERRY [Insert silly non-swear here] DICKFACE SAND NIGGER WANK FENCE JUMPER MOZILLA FIREFOX CHRISTHUMPER CLEMEN BRITNEY ANAL NICARAGUA FELCHMONKEY ASS LICKER FUCKTARD COCK BOOBS ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TWISTY VAGINA and with the MILF and his BITCH of girraffes in which MOCCASINS while reading about TOWELHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH