Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKFACE'INBRED'BATMAN & ROBIN'NAZI'BOOBIES'COCKSMOKER'DICK TITS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SON OF A BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder HORSE SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHAT, sudden TONY LA RUSSA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS or CHOAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITTIES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GENITALIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUITCASE PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JAP utterFUCKance of socially CLUSTERFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WINDOWS VISTA television programs to address PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is FUCKING A not to be TOWELHEAD confused with DONKEY PUNCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INJUN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? disorientation, culturally-SHITHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BELLEND outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHIGGER language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PORCH MONKEY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NEGRO souvenir shoppes and massive EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA quantities BIGNOSE of ANAL DIABETES FUCK YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A WIENER Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The RAPE Tourette's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Research Institute was GOATSE founded to SCUMBAG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SEMEN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JIZZ article SHITTY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITTY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or KAFFIR changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SON OF A BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKSTAIN Tourrette's sufferers SPRINKLES swear. You can BAT FUCK INSANE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHAT TV, for always focusing on the FUCKTARD bad side of a terrible TITWANK thing.
• The main SAND NIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PRICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small I WILL KILL YOU! knee PENIS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PENISBIRD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOU WANKER school for GREASER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOOBS sufferers to become CHIGGER manically depressed and PISS OFF MY ASS commit FUCKING FUCKFUCKER suicide.
• There is no GANGBANG cure, and the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIENER tics often have adverse PISS ARTIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna KAFFIR perodol" which caused my entire MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE body to go REDNECK numb and DOT HEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the THONG TASTER drug.

I am an active member of a BOYCOTT VIACOM! tourette syndrome FUCK OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the BEAVER public view of Tourettes as a "DOUGHNUT PUNCHER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JAP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITTY sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BLOWJOB this that really CUNTING ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a FLAMING ASS BADGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHENEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT, and making fun of a ORGASM horrible disorder is (not) DUNE COON funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TURD time.

Best SPUNK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. WOMEN'S RIGHTS Regards to Andrew WIKIPEDIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGGER TITS punch him if you DUMBASS want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CRACKER saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my FUCKTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT and FUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CONDOMS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RAT'S ASS BAND WITH 4 RAT'S ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WIENER HORSE! ASSHAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHAT'S HOUSE

How MOSES to ORGASM cure GREASER the FRIG Tourette's TURD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM for D'OH Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome MACACA is GOOK following CRAPMUNCHER these DICKFACE rules GANGBANG in JESSE McCARTNEY order:

• 1: Avoid ASSCRACK immature WANK little POMMIE kids,
• 2: Count to CUM within [Insert yet another person's name here] 10 MONKEY'S UNCLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS nor TITS & DICKS talk,
• 4: Tell WANK yourself you POMMIE don't TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE have ROSIE O'DONNELL this DOUCHING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WIENER WITH NASTY DOG SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BANGKOK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHAT last straw DILDO!

I fucking put KIKE' my comment at the TOP OF THE DONKEY DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HO the TOP OF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. HELLFIRE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CAMEL JOCKEY people who try PORCH MONKEY to battle FUCKWIT'CRAPMUNCHER that tight-ass FUCKWIT 17-year-PISSHOLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUTT-HOLE it now, but someone said MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE' DAMN LAKE TITICACA'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BOOBS is a laughing CAMEL FUCKER matter. Plus there HELL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING Uncyclopedia, there are FROG'S FAT ASS articles BLOWJOB about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHAT stuff. So ANAL that means DAMN stop getting mad at the HI, BILLY MAYS HERE first part too and BULLSHIT talking about the YOU WANKER letter that it's NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES mocking (what FRIG letter? I don't even know what JOY the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSCRACK hi self BITCH even made a really SHITTY good point. "It's JERK OFF nothing more I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT from a head nod to a SHITHEAD knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add FUCKING A onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that SHITFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MOTHERFUCKER be, because if I were a CHIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITHEAD hilarious. If you RAT'S COCK Want facts, go on ASSWIPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JAP be offended, don't read GOD DAMN the freaking CUNT article anyway.

BOOBS NECROPHILIA DICK ASSHOLE YOU WANKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SOD OFF CUNT FUCK BUKKAKE

YOU WANKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICK CHICKEN FUCK OFF GENITALIA FROG JOHN ELWAY CROTCH BASTARD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHIT suck my mothers AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE GIVING HEAD SHITCOCK POLACK TITTIES GOBSHITE BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE HELL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JUNGLE BUNNY SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER JERRY YID GOD DAMMIT SHIT SHIT SLOPE INBRED DICKFACE JIGGABOO CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKER CHOAD KISSER SOD GENITALIA JOHN SMILEY FACE GIVING HEAD RAT'S COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITSLINGING WIGGER TWAT DEVELOPERS! FELCHING CRAPPY FEWMETS KAFFIR SHITFACE YOU WANKER HELL CHOAD BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK FELCHMONKEY ARSE PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES FASHION BUG JENKEM SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER FELCHING SPUNK CRAPPY I WILL KILL YOU! DUMBASS ARSE SPANK THE MONKEY DICKFACE ASSWIPE ASSHAT BOOBIES FUCK YOUR MOM TITWANK PECKERHEAD [expletive deleted] 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOCCASINS DOUCHING BUKKAKE JACKASS TITS HYPERINFLATION TAFFY BOOBS PUSSY SNUFF PORN CHOAD COCK BASTARD FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKFACE AMERICA ONLINE FUCKTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TWAT ASSCRACK I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! CUNT BALLS OSTRICH MY ASS SPIC CUNT CRAPPER MOTHERFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER FIST FUCK POLAK BOOBIES DANDELIONS POLAK RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS ASSRAPING WANK TOSSER HORSE SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE WIGGER PISSHOLE FU SPANG SHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON NORTH KOREA GOD DAMMIT GOATSE RAT'S COCK HELL JACKASS DUMBASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU STEVE BALLMER MONKEY SHIT FUCKING JUMP! WANK SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE WIENER TIT DIRT DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH DUNE COON PUSSY GOD DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSFACE CRACKER BAT FUCK INSANE WIKIPEDIA PISS BONER ASSRAPING BITCH DISSIDENTS WIENER ARSE FUCK YOU DOUCHING HADJI YOGHURT CANNON BOOBIES DICK PECKERHEAD PISS ARTIST JERK OFF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PEDOPHILIA POLESMOKER TURD KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH PRICK FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST WIGGER PISS ARTIST ASSRAPING FUCK OFF SIGMUND FREUD CUNT PENISPENISPENIS!!! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKLICK SACRAMENTO KNOBJOCKEY SPIC SHITSLINGING ASS SAND NIGGER DICKFACE DOUCHETITS RAPE MOCCASINS PRICK DICK ASS WANK PENIS DAMN FRENCH TICKLER GOATSE WHORE HELL FOOTBALL POLACK CUNT SHITFACE NIPPLES SHIT NIGGER LICK PUSSY WEHATEMARIO FEMADOM CONDOMS FUCKHEAD BULLCRAP JACKASS DICK MARY WHITEHOUSE POMMIE EMO I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT SHITSKIN CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS CHOAD WANK CRAP ON A STICK ABO SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POMMIE I AM CORNHOLIO! BITCH ASS CUNT SHITSLINGING WIENER DILDO FUCKSTAIN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE OSTRICH MY ASS CUNTYMINTS FELLATIO FEMADOM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST BITCH FELLATIO FUCKER PENIS ON A BUN RAT'S COCK JACKASS SUGARTITS ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE O CANADA DOT HEAD FUCKING A HELL CUNT JIGGABOO COCK DOUCHING HELL ARSE RAGHEAD SHITSLINGING NIPPLES ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER FRITZ suck my mothers CRAP ON A STICK GOBSHITE DICKLICK CHRISTHUMPER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SLOPE JACK OFF JACKASS FUCKING A JACKASS TURD DAMN SHITHEAD SEMEN JACKASS SHIT HEIL HITLER! DICK CHICKEN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT POMMIE FUCKING DOUCHE GOBSHITE ASSCRACK FUCKWIT BIGNOSE MASTURBATION I WILL END YOU! JAP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKFUCKFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE JESSE McCARTNEY TITS DARTH VADER HO BOOBIES NIGNOG COCKSUCKER ORGASM BALL SACK MARGARET THATCHER FUCKWIT SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFUCKER NAZI SHIT RAT'S COCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! SCUMBUCKET BUGGER FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS BASTARD NIGNOG YOGHURT CANNON FELCHMONKEY CAMEL JOCKEY DIRTY SANCHEZ DUMBASS FRITZ BRUSH MA TEETH DICK TITS SHITSLIDE BUTTFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK DOUCHING WANK BRITNEY SHIT BUGGER BRUSH MA TEETH NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKHEAD BLOWJOB SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS YOUR MOM DONGSHOVER HADJI KNOBJOCKEY DAMN IT COCKSHITTER GOD DAMN SOD OFF SHIT STEVE BALLMER NECROPHILIA SHIT COCK WIKIPEDIA FUCKING JUMP! BORDER HOPPER BITCH GYPSY SHITSLINGING WIGGER IN SACREMENT POMMIE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHICKEN SHIT PISS DUMBASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK SHITTY NICARAGUA WIENER TRANNY FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE ASS GREASER BANGKOK TOWELHEAD CUNT GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM COCKSMOKER ASSHAT DICKLICK PIECE OF SHIT DOODIE HEAD ASSHOLE BITCH BUGFUCK POWERSHIT CRACKER BUGFUCK POMMIE FUCKING A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NEGRO BASTARD PENISFUCK FEMADOM CLIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS KIKE KAFFIR CUNTSWILLING FUCKHEAD PRICK SMEG FIRECROTCH FUCK A DUCK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK BASTARD REDNECK PENIS DUMBASS FUCK OFF TWAT WIGGER GOD DAMMIT CRAPPY FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS PEEPEE YOU WANKER DAMN ASSWIPE NEGRO DIPSHIT LOGJAMMER PENIS SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT DOG FUCKER NIGGER TACO MALARKY SHITE BASTARD BALLS CUNT BASTARD POMMIE PISS O KURWA! RANDY TRAVIS PISS OFF DICKHEAD TAMPONS PIECE OF SHIT DAMN HORSE PENIS BASTARD CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITCUNTING CRAP ON A STICK INJUN IN SACREMENT FUCK CHIGGER FUCK YOU BELLEND DILDO RHODESIA WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK ASSHOLE FAGGOT GIVING HEAD SOD OFF CHICKEN FRIES CUNNILINGUS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOU WANKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHOAD RIGHT WING BUGGER FUCK FUCK NUGGET CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD NORTH KOREA FROG TUBA OH SHI– CUNT LAPPER FUCKING PIG BAT FUCK INSANE MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SOD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE INCEST DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET TRANNY NIGGER JACKASS SHIT DAMN FIST FUCK MAMA MIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOOBS BUTT-HOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CONDOMS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSLINGING CRACKER PORCH MONKEY VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKER SHITE SHITCOCK VAGINA FUDGEPACKER WANK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN DOUCHING SHITSLINGING DICKFACE JAP FUCKHEAD WANK JACKASS JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DEVELOPERS! JAP CHING CHONG CHINK INBRED SHITHEAD JACKASS GENITALIA NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY BRUSH MA TEETH SCUMBAG PIGFUCKER DOUCHEBAG TESTICLE CHOKE TWAT SHIT MILF PENIS SHIT WANK LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK DICKFACE TUBA STEVE BALLMER SHIT BULLCRAP SHITSKIN DAMN BULLSHIT OH SHI– WANKSPLAT CHIGGER HO ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT ARSEBADGERS FRENCH TICKLER DAMNATION COON TITS & DICKS ASSHAT NIPPLES BASTARD INBRED WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ARSEBADGERS BIG FOOT ARSE ASSHAT SHITFUCKER SHITCUNTING WOP SHITE BALLS COON JACK OFF DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITE DUMBASS DOUCHING BELLEND JACKASS [expletive deleted] JACK OFF YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT ABO CLUSTERFUCK YUKY DOODY SIGMUND FREUD FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE BULLSHIT JERK OFF COCKSUCKER TITTIES GANGBANG HORSE SHIT DICKHEAD ASS TWAT NAZI YUKY DOODY FIST FUCK HELL DAMN FUCK YOU YID WILLY WONKA HADJI POMMIE HELL CUNNILINGUS JACKASS SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GYPSY CHAV INBRED CUNTBUCKET ASSCRACK FUCKING RAT'S ASS [EXPLETIVE] SEMEN DONKEY DICK DUMBASS BLISTERING BARNACLES NIGGER pen0r RAGHEAD YID SHITCUNTING DICKLICK MONKEY BALLS KAFFIR MALARKY JUNGLE BUNNY PUSSYLICKER SOD OFF ASSHAT CRAP ON A STICK SHITSKIN DAMMIT COON YUKY DOODY DICK IN A BOX WETBACK FUCK OFF POLACK HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT BITCH TOSSER MOCKIE FELLATIO ASSHAT ARSE PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NECROPHILIA CUNTBUCKET KAFFIR FUCKFACE SHIT WANK ASSHOLE BALL SACK BOOBS [EXPLETIVE] FASHION BUG GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUGFUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FENCE JUMPER DAGO INBRED SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SPUNK FUCKFACE SCUMBAG SHITTY BENSON SUCKS TITS & DICKS FUCKING A DUMBASS ANAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA PENIS ON A STICK ALEX TREBEK FELLATIO FRAK MALL SANTA [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ASSWIPE GOOK MAMA MIA PISS OFF MY ASS HELL AMERICA ONLINE ASSHAT CHINK DAMN RAT'S ASS WANKER PUNANI [Insert yet another person's name here] DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKBAG BUTTFUCKER SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MONKEY SHIT TITMOUSE CHIGGER CUNT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PENISBIRD TITS DOG SHIT ASSWIPE JUNGLE BUNNY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK DYKE GOD DAMN SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK PISS OFF ARSE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TWAT FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BALLS ARSE FUCK PISS ARTIST FAGGOT CLUSTERFUCK FUCK HONKY TENTACLE RAPE BEANER SOD TOSSER WINDOWS VISTA DICK TITS MONKEY SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCK ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK OLD CHRIST OF A I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT CLUSTERFUCK MOCKIE LOGJAMMER ASSHAT ASSCRACK HELL BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKFACE FUCKFACE DICK VAGINA DAMN PIG I AM CORNHOLIO! SLOPE CHAV VAGINA SAND NIGGER SPIC PUSSY POLESMOKER POLACK KIKE FUCKHEAD FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY PEDOPHILIA SUCK MY DICK JAP FUCK YOU DAMN PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCK OFF pen0r COCKSTUFFER BELLEND I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE FUCKING BASTARD GOD DAMMIT TRANNY GYPSY JERK OFF HORSE PENIS FIRECROTCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK NUGGET PISS ARTIST DAMN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITSKIN BITCH FRIG FUCKER PISS ARTIST TITWANK BUTT PIRATE SHITBALLS AUTOFELLATIO JIGGABOO FUCKHEAD RAPE I WILL END YOU! BUGFUCK REBECCA BLACK NIPPLES ORGASM DAMN FRAK PEDOPHILIA WHORE RAT'S ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GRINGO ARSE WHORE RAPE BASTARD FUCK YOU POLACK ANAL TURD SMEG WANK TITS FUCKER SHITFACE BUKKAKE SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH MACACA YOU WANKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS INJUN FUCKTARD EAT MY SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMN DAMN IT MAMA MIA BUTTFUCKER TWAT CLUSTERFUCK FUCK A DUCK EPIDIDYMIS MALARKY CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE FUCKWIT GOD DAMN ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST WIENER ASSFACE PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMN TWAT ASSWIPE NAZI NEOPETS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PECKERHEAD SCUMBAG JERRY I WILL KILL YOU! HORSE SHIT DAMN BITCH PEDOPHILIA SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITFACE MOLDY TITS ASSHOLE DONALD RUMSFELD SHITBALLS BITCH DAMN CONDOMS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! FIST FUCK FUCK OFF QUEEF CUNT DICKFACE FUCKHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MASTURBATION DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD COCKGOBLIN SHIT RICK MORANIS DICKFACE JESSE McCARTNEY TOSSER JACKASS BELLEND SHITHEAD FUCKER HORSE PENIS BULLSHIT LOLLIPOPS SUITCASE PENIS JACKASS POWERSHIT FELLATIO RAT'S ASS FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NEOPETS BULLSHIT SHITHEAD FUCKTARD WINDOWS VISTA COLGATE DIPSHIT FUCK A DUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLEMEN and with the DOT HEAD and his LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT of girraffes in which CHIGGER while reading about FUCK NUGGET!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITFACE