Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSWIPE'CAPTAIN CRUNCH'YOU WANKER'RAT'S ASS'INCEST'FUCK'SHITCOCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder TAFFY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SON OF A BITCH, sudden All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WARNER MUSIC GROUP or KNOBJOCKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CONDOMS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHEBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BATHING SUIT AREA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken STRAWBERRY ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CANNED QUOTE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WOP DAMN IT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially NIPPLES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUGGER television programs to address TOWELHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

WHORE Tourette's is TITS & DICKS not to be POLACK confused with JACK ABRAMOFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AOL IPs chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DIPSHIT random FRIG disorientation, culturally-MARCH OF FLAMES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLEMEN language, PEEPEE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANKER GOATSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities WOP of ANAL DIABETES CUM garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the DICKFACE Author:

The SEMEN Tourette's PEARL NECKLACE Research Institute was PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT founded to FAGGOT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELLFIRE article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CLIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SOD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JAP Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of RAGHEAD Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BONER TV, for always focusing on the HORSE PENIS bad side of a terrible WETBACK thing.
• The main HOMO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WIENER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIGNOG knee DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FASHION BUG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING FUCK sufferers to become PEDOPHILIA manically depressed and I WILL KILL YOU! commit HI, BILLY MAYS HERE suicide.
• There is no HI, BILLY MAYS HERE cure, and the POLAK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING FUCK tics often have adverse POMMIE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JESSE McCARTNEY perodol" which caused my entire TWAT body to go [EXPLETIVE] numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BATHING SUIT AREA it is without the ASS LICKER drug.

I am an active member of a MALARKY tourette syndrome SHITSLINGING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the TWAT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITSLINGING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACKASS SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FU SPANG sorry for URINE-GARGLING "hi-jacking" your TOWELHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITHEAD this that really EPIDIDYMIS annoys me. I am working towards a LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NECROPHILIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ALF, and making fun of a SON OF A BITCH horrible disorder is (not) SHITFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITHEAD time.

Best FUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA SUCKS countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Regards to Andrew CHRISTHUMPER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can RAT'S ASS punch him if you BUKKAKE want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANKER saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my TAMPONS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SON OF A BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANK and JAP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BULLCRAP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOOBS BAND WITH 4 RAT'S COCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK OFF HORSE! SON OF A BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SON OF A BITCH'S HOUSE

How DAMN to ABO cure POMMIE the WHORE Tourette's WOP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE for ASSCRACK Tourette's INCEST Syndrome CONDOMS is suck my mothers following FUCKWIT these CUNNILINGUS rules I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid ARSE immature FUCKWIT little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK OFF within DILDO 10 DIPSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BALLS BUTTFUCKER BITCH nor DUMBASS talk,
• 4: Tell MALL SANTA yourself you WOODPECKERSHIT don't FUCK A DUCK have POOPY this BLUMPKIN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FAGGOT WITH NASTY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HEIL HITLER! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SON OF A BITCH last straw GANGBANG!

I fucking put [EXPLETIVE]' my comment at the TOP OF THE JIZZ PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JERRY the TOP OF PEARL NECKLACE THIS POISON IN BABY FORMULA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK YOU offensive. FUCKTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to REDSKIN people who try CODEINE IS A QUEER to battle [EXPLETIVE]'WETBACK that tight-ass SHITE 17-year-FUCKWIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHALICE it now, but someone said BITCH' SCUMBAG CLEMEN'PISS OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUTT-HOLE is a laughing NAZI matter. Plus there PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are PECKERHEAD articles DAMN IT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BALLS stuff. So PISS OFF MY ASS that means IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKER first part too and SUGARTITS talking about the FRIG letter that it's ALF mocking (what BENCH PRESS letter? I don't even know what SHITHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKTARD hi self FELLATIO even made a really SCROTUM good point. "It's PISS ARTIST nothing more WOP from a head nod to a CUNT CRAPPER knee tick". SHITSKIN. Which I'll add WEHATEMARIO onto DONKEY DICK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JESSE McCARTNEY suffer that MONKEY SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSWIPE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a NIPPLES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICKHEAD hilarious. If you SHITCUNTING Want facts, go on PECKERHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TWO-INCH PENIS be offended, don't read CUNTYMINTS the freaking FUCK article anyway.

SHIT SHITFACE FUCK OFF WIENER KRAUT SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITMOUSE RECTUM RAIDER

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GOOK RHODESIA CONDOMS DICK TITS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BIGNOSE DIPSHIT ASS COMMUNIST DILDO PENIS DONALD RUMSFELD DAMN NAZI DICKLICK DAMMIT TWAT PIGFUCKER INBRED AMERICA ONLINE BELLEND PEDOPHILIA BONER ASSRAMMER REBECCA BLACK BITCH FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE BLUMPKIN SHITBALLS SEX CLEMEN FAGGOT FUCK OFF DICKFACE DAMN HORSE SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF POMMIE CONDOMS RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING DAMN BUTT PIRATE GIVING HEAD NEOPETS FUCK ASSHAT BOLLOCKS VENEREAL DISEASE BUKKAKE HELL LET'S SHIT DYKE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS OFF HOSER BULLSHIT CRAP FLYING FUCK JACKASS NIPPLES FELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SOD TIMBER NIGGER YOU WANKER HADJI MOLDY TITS CHRISTHUMPER TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITHEAD FEMADOM MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT WINDOWS VISTA ASSRAMMER DUNE COON BOOBIES DONKEY DICK WIKIPEDIA BALL SACK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SMEG GOATSE DONKEY DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUM TOSSER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACK OFF JERK OFF PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT HORSE SHIT TRANNY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT SHITE ASSCRACK pen0r GENITALIA POLAK TWAT YUKY DOODY HELL NIGGER JUMPING JESUS!!! REDSKIN DOUCHING RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK YOU WANKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSCRACK PRICK JACKASS CHRISTIANITY DICKHEAD SAGGY TITS FUCK DUMBASS PISS ANUSCAKE CUNT CHICKEN FRIES VAGINA WANK SHITCOCK RAPE CLUSTERFUCK GIVING HEAD HO MILF BULLCRAP DAMN IT HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! POTTYMOUTH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN WANK GOD DAMN ABO WIENER FUCKFACE MONKEY SHIT SIGMUND FREUD lowercase YOU WANKER ASS ASSCRACK TOTAL DIPSHIT NICARAGUA ASSHOLE ORGASM BLESSED DAMN SAINT HO DYKE COON JERK OFF SHITHEAD SHITTY PRICK BUTTFUCKER RUSKIE JACKASS COCKSMOKER CLIT JIGGABOO ASSFACE DOUCHING BLOWJOB DOUCHE ASSHAT CHICKEN SHIT MACACA ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE PEEPEE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY COCK TITS & DICKS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITHEAD FEMADOM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITCOCK SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RANDY TRAVIS FUCKFACE OLD CHRIST OF A HELL CUNT ASSHOLE CONDOMS PUNANI FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DESU LET'S SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! CRACKER TITTYWANK FUCKING A TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE FUCK OFF STEVE BALLMER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD DICK ASS FEWMETS PENIS ON A BUN FUCK DICKLICK KRAUT HELL ASS LICKER EMO BASTARD TITWANK INBRED ASS OH SHI– FUCK YOU CLEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD FUCK DIPSHIT DICK CHICKEN INJUN ASSWIPE FUCK GIVING HEAD SEMEN HOSER FELCHMONKEY FUCKSTAIN BOOBS HOMO ASSBANDIT JERK OFF PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER CUNT ASS FUCK YOU TURD RAGHEAD PISS ARTIST PENISBIRD WARNER MUSIC GROUP SUGARTITS BONG BITCH DAMN JIZZ SCUMBAG WANK BULLCRAP WOODPECKERSHIT DICK FAG DAMN GOD DAMN DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST DARTH VADER FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER BUTT-HOLE ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING DAGO COCKGOBLIN DAMN DAMMIT SPIC THONG TASTER NAZI DYKE FUCKTARD ASSRAMMER TITWANK SHITFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITE RAT'S COCK BALL SACK KIDDY FIDDLER BLOWJOB I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SUCK MY DICK BONG DICK IN A BOX DAMN IT BLUMPKIN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SACRAMENTO SPIC PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE ANAL RAT'S COCK RAT'S ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE PISS ARTIST WOODPECKERSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHING CHONG CHINK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOD DAMMIT DAMN FUCK PUSSYLICKER BONER NECROPHILIA FUCK POMMIE CLUSTERFUCK ASS 666 ORGASM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SHITTY MONKEY SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHIGGER CUNTYMINTS FUCKFACE PENIS BATHING SUIT AREA BOLLOCKS BITCH CHOAD KISSER 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOUCHETITS NIGNOG ANAL CUNT FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FELLATIO HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE FUCK OFF DIPSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHAT TITS & DICKS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JACK OFF SON OF A BITCH CRAP DONKEY PUNCHER CONDOMS CUNT DAMN ORGASM ANAL DUNE COON FRITZ SUCK MY COCK SHIT SCUMBAG CRAPPY GOBSHITE FUCKFACE WEHATEMARIO CUNT JOHNNY KRAUT BITCH TIMBER NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO BORDER HOPPER SHITHEAD URINE-GARGLING SPIC PEARL NECKLACE CHOAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BATHING SUIT AREA FEWMETS HO DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD PUSSY CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT CRAP ASSHOLE NAZI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK YOU BUKKAKE DARTH VADER ASSCRACK FUCK SEX INJUN FUCKTARD FOUR-EYES WANK REDNECK POLAK TITMOUSE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT CUNT ASSFACE ASSHAT POOPOO BITCH PIG PRICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BIGNOSE BITCH JIZZ HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TESTICLE CHOKE JERK OFF FUCKBAG CRAPFUCKER TOWELHEAD HENTAI PISS OFF DAMN IT O CANADA WANK DUNE COON YOU WANKER ASSCRACK DAMN BLOWJOB SHITHEAD TURD VENEREAL DISEASE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITFACE QUEEF CANNED QUOTE GOD DAMN TAFFY JIGGABOO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITE GREASER BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS O CANADA ASSCRACK SHITSLIDE FOUR-EYES GRAPE PENIS DICK IN A BOX CRAPFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER BONER DIPSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DONKEY DICK and with the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE and his YOU WANKER of girraffes in which WANKER while reading about JERRY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• VENEREAL DISEASE