Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'SON OF A BITCH'TITTYWANK'TOWELHEAD'COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT'SHITTY'PIGFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCK A DUCK look at the WETBACK talk page of this YOU WANKER article for notes or discussion before BUTT-FOR-BRAINS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder BLUMPKIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PENIS, sudden SUGARTITS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WANK or YOU WANKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MALARKY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HOMO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOOBS BOB SAGET words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON utterFUCKance of socially DELICIOUS CAKE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS television programs to address DICKHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

JACKASS SHIT Tourette's is SCUMBAG not to be BALLS confused with PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIGGER random AOL IPs disorientation, culturally-HELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MONKEY BALLS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITTIES language, COON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GIVING HEAD souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities NORTH KOREA of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the PISS OFF Author:

The TITS Tourette's MACACA Research Institute was FUCK YOU founded to ASSFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACKASS SHIT article DONALD RUMSFELD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WEHATEMARIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MASTURBATION changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SPIC.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKSUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKSTAIN Tourrette's sufferers TURD swear. You can MONKEY SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOBSHITE TV, for always focusing on the CUM bad side of a terrible GOD DAMMIT thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MACACA knee SHITTY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DONGSHOVER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes YOU WANKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CAMEL JOCKEY school for HORSE SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DILDO sufferers to become BONER manically depressed and TRANNY commit ARSE suicide.
• There is no CHINK cure, and the BOON drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse TENTACLE RAPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ARSE perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go VAGINA numb and FUCKING A basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOATSE it is without the SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome RAT'S ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CONDOMS the O CANADA public view of Tourettes as a "RANDY TRAVIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NORTH KOREA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING sorry for JESSE McCARTNEY "hi-jacking" your DOUCHETITS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTTFUCKER this that really BUTTFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a SCROTUM better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ORGASM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES, and making fun of a GANGBANG horrible disorder is (not) TITWANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DIPSHIT time.

Best COCKSMOKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RUSTY TROMBONE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. TITMOUSE Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The SCROTUM bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMN punch him if you DUNE COON want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLEVELAND STEAMER saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my MOCKIE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PENIS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI and BUTTFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUDGEPACKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 SCUMBAG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HORSE! PENIS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PENIS'S HOUSE

How ASSRAPING to MARGARET THATCHER cure SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM the JACKASS Tourette's CLIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COLGATE for CUNT Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome COCKSUCKER is I'LL RAPE YOU following CLEVELAND STEAMER these HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS rules TIBETAN BUDDHISM in JIZZ order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK immature BEAVER little CUNT kids,
• 2: Count to PORCH MONKEY within FUCKING FUCKFUCKER 10 PIGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PRICK I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE nor KITTENS talk,
• 4: Tell MILF yourself you GREASER don't DICKHEAD have FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD this JAP disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITCUNTING WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HEIL HITLER! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PENIS last straw BOOBS!

I fucking put ASSHAT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ARSE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE the TOP OF CHING CHONG CHINK THIS AOL IPs ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SCUMBAG offensive. CONDOMS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSCRACK people who try RAPE to battle HELL'KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 that tight-ass PISS 17-year-WOMEN'S RIGHTS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SEMEN it now, but someone said FIST FUCK' SHIT ASSRAMMER'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WARNER MUSIC GROUP is a laughing CHINK matter. Plus there DAMMIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITE Uncyclopedia, there are BLUE PENIS! articles PISS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANKSPLAT stuff. So BATHING SUIT AREA that means CARPET MUNCHER stop getting mad at the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST first part too and HONKY talking about the I AM CORNHOLIO! letter that it's PIECE OF SHIT mocking (what TENTACLE RAPE letter? I don't even know what JACK ABRAMOFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITWANK hi self WIENER even made a really NIGGER good point. "It's WHORE nothing more MALARKY from a head nod to a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT knee tick". TIT DIRT. Which I'll add FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD onto GOD DAMMIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that VENEREAL DISEASE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHAT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWAT be, because if I were a SHAKOPEE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POTTYMOUTH hilarious. If you PIECE OF SHIT Want facts, go on COCKGOBLIN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK IN A BOX be offended, don't read ASS FASCIST the freaking PENISBIRD article anyway.

DAMN DICK DICK ARSE TAMPONS WANK BUTT PIRATE D'OH FUCK YOU TIMBER NIGGER

FUCK OFF FUCKWIT FRITZ BIRD SHIT FRITZ FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF GENITALIA FUCKTARD SUCK MY DICK CLUSTERFUCK GIVING HEAD BONER SHITTY ORGASM DOT HEAD I WILL KILL YOU! NAZI ARSE ASSFACE JAP POMMIE SHITTY NIPPLES FELCHMONKEY BOB SAGET TWAT PISS FUCKBAG TAMPONS CLIT TACO PISS PISS TITS TWISTY VAGINA SOD OFF SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSRAPING DICKLICK WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOATSE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DIPSHIT BEAVER GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST CAMEL JOCKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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ASS FASCIST FUCK SHIT GOD DAMMIT MOLDY TITS FUCKFUCKFUCK SPIC CUNTRAG I'LL RAPE YOU HOMO DONGSHOVER JAP BONER VENEREAL DISEASE WEHATEMARIO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHOAD KISSER CUNT EMO FUCK OFF TITTIES MAMA MIA GOOK RECTUM RAIDER FUCKER CLEMEN ORGASM RAGHEAD MILF ORGASM FUCKSTAIN SHIT SHIT FELLATIO COCK CROTCH D'OH INBRED BUGGER SACRAMENTO SHIT LIKE A HORSE DILDO AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS NECROPHILIA SHIT CUNT DILDO BUTT PIRATE FUCKING A DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ANAL CUM PIGFUCKER FUCKFACE FUCKWIT DONALD RUMSFELD KNOBJOCKEY CUNNILINGUS FUCK NUGGET DICKHEAD FUCKER SIGMUND FREUD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DAMN CHOAD FELCHING CUNT CUNT SEX ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOGHURT CANNON BEAVER FUCK SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HEIL HITLER! TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JACKASS PUNANI SHITE COON ASSHAT FUCK WOP TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH ASS LICKER JACKASS BEAVER CHOAD SHAKOPEE PECKERHEAD NICARAGUA DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH WHORE BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER POWERSHIT PISS ARTIST SPUNK TURD BEAVER COMMUNIST DILDO ALF SOD OFF FUCKING RUSTY TROMBONE JENKEM HELL FELLATIO JACKASS SHIT DARTH VADER DAMN DICKFACE BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FAG CRAP COLGATE PEEPEE FAG SHITSLINGING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JESSE McCARTNEY TWAT RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLINGING MICK POWERSHIT CHUFF TAFFY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! JOHNNY CARPET MUNCHER NIPPLES INBRED DICKFACE FAG FUCK SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER KRAUT GENITALIA ABORTIONS FOR ALL JUNGLE BUNNY SACRAMENTO DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! WIENER SUCK A BIG DICK PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK HELLFIRE GANGBANG SAND NIGGER BLUMPKIN LIMEY CUNT SCUMBAG PIG BUTTFUCKER SHITE DAMN DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT DAMN BUTT-HOLE SPANK THE MONKEY DOUCHEBAG YID HORSE PENIS DIPSHIT BUGGER OFF NECROPHILIA SPUNK FUCKWIT SPICY CUNT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANAL I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY DICKFACE FUCKFACE THONG TASTER CHICKEN SHIT ARSE NIPPLES CHIGGER FUCKER ASSCRACK TITMOUSE BASTARD DICKWAD DILDO ASS ASSCRACK SEX DIPSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS ASS HELL DICK IN A BOX NIPPLES FUCKER CUNT POLACK CRAPFUCKER LAKE TITICACA SHITHEAD POMMIE DUMBASS I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SCUMBAG SUCK MY DICK COMMUNION WAFER FRAK DONKEY DICK NIPPLES BULLSHIT DAMN UNITED KINGDOM DICK CHICKEN CLUSTERFUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TWAT JERK OFF PUNANI suck my mothers SHITTY FRIG MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT COCK DICKHEAD WANK FUCK FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU SMEG MOTHERFUCKER SHIT DAMN TWAT WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ABO YOUR MOM YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PENIS D'OH DOUCHEBAG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICKFACE BLUE PENIS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PUSSY BASTARD BONER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SAGGY TITS HELL TAMPONS CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POLACK FUCK BUTTFUCKER WIGGER FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA PIGFUCKER ORGASM FUCK TITS BUTTFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISSHOLE FRIG BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CRAPFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ GIVING HEAD LENS CRAFTERS DUMBASS ASS GOD DAMN FELCHMONKEY FUCK YOU YID CRAPFUCKER ASS CHINK SHIT LIKE A HORSE INBRED BUTT-HOLE SHIT RAT'S COCK BALL SACK BASTARD DUMBASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TRANNY BAT FUCK INSANE PISS ARTIST GO COUNT YOUR DICK NEGRO VANDALISM IS COOL MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD ASSHOLE DAMMIT ASS HELL BEANER DAGO FUCK YOU GOAT DICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MOZILLA FIREFOX HORSE PENIS MOCCASINS PISS OFF TWAT ASS FASCIST PASTURE [Insert silly non-swear here] DIPSHIT POWERSHIT FELCHMONKEY WINDOWS VISTA MACACA ASSHAT GOD DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU CRACKER FUCKER BUKKAKE DICKFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NI and with the BULLCRAP and his IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of girraffes in which FUCK OFF while reading about THONG TASTER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICKLICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHIGGER