Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSBANDIT'VAGINA'MOTHERFUCKER'CHRISTHUMPER'PISS ARTIST'30 CASES OF PICKLES'SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder HELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS, sudden DICKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNTYMINTS or FELCHING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ABO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated VAGINA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BENCH PRESS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLUSTERFUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CAPTAIN CRUNCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONKEY SHIT MOCKIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOOBS utterFUCKance of socially ORGASM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first P'KANG television programs to address MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette's syndrome.

JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Tourette's is [EXPLETIVE] not to be MALL SANTA confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RANDY TRAVIS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DUMBASS random DAMN disorientation, culturally-SON OF A BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGGER TITS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHOLE language, WANKSPLAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PRICK HORSE SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JOHNNY souvenir shoppes and massive SHITSKIN quantities ASSFACE of ANAL DIABETES JUSTIN BIEBER garbage.

Darnit.

A DOG SHIT Polite Note to the BLOWJOB Author:

The DILDO Tourette's BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Research Institute was DAMN founded to INBRED.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FEMADOM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHOAD article FALSE BENSON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITSLINGING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FRED PHELPS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRAK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOD DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING A Tourrette's sufferers PENIS swear. You can SHITCUNTING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the FELLATIO bad side of a terrible CUNNILINGUS thing.
• The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK YOU involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FIRECROTCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKTARD knee FUCKTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIRD SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNTSWILLING school for PEDOPHILIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKSUCKER sufferers to become HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS manically depressed and SEX commit GOAT DICK suicide.
• There is no HEIL HITLER! cure, and the JAP drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUKKAKE tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SCUMBAG perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD body to go ASS numb and POLACK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the DICKHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a GENITALIA tourette syndrome FLYING RAT'S ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGNOG the CRAPFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "SHITFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITCOCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOUGHNUT PUNCHER sorry for TITTIES "hi-jacking" your SCUMBUCKET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT CRAPPER this that really DOUCHETITS annoys me. I am working towards a DILDO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MALARKY, and making fun of a ASSHAT horrible disorder is (not) RAT'S ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHAV time.

Best RAT'S COCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACKASS SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. DAMN IT Regards to Andrew COCKGOBLIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The FLAMEVIPER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DEMOCRACY and CHINK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BAND WITH 4 CRACKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS'S HOUSE

How BLUMPKIN to NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! cure BIRD SHIT the WHORE Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKHEAD for BITCH Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome ARSE is SAGGY TITS following DICKHEAD these DUMBASS rules NIGGER in YOU WANKER order:

• 1: Avoid BUGGER OFF immature DIPSHIT little PRICK kids,
• 2: Count to WEHATEMARIO within BONG 10 COCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHAKOPEE CUNT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! nor DEVELOPERS! talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN yourself you SCUMBUCKET don't PAKI have DIPSHIT this DOODIE HEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BANGKOK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS last straw GOD DAMN!

I fucking put DOUCHE NAZI' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOOBS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS the TOP OF JACKASS THIS FUCK NUGGET ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FELLATIO offensive. CHENEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHUFF people who try DARTH VADER to battle TWAT'O CANADA that tight-ass WHITE POWER 17-year-WIKIPEDIA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFACE it now, but someone said NECROPHILIA' SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE'COCKSUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PUPPIES is a laughing INBRED matter. Plus there FRAK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKTARD Uncyclopedia, there are CAPTAIN CRUNCH articles 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITTING DICK NIPPLES stuff. So ORGASM that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the PENIS ON A STICK first part too and CHOAD KISSER talking about the PIGFUCKER letter that it's FUCKSTAIN mocking (what NI letter? I don't even know what SEX the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT hi self RAT'S ASS even made a really BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! good point. "It's YID nothing more LIKE FATHER LIKE SON from a head nod to a SHITFUCKER knee tick". SUGARTITS. Which I'll add CAMEL JOCKEY onto DICKFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CLEVELAND STEAMER suffer that MOCKIE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NAZI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! be, because if I were a HOMO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article YOU WANKER hilarious. If you TOURETTE'S SYNDROME Want facts, go on FELLATIO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HELL be offended, don't read RECTUM RAIDER the freaking ANAL article anyway.

SHITCOCK ALF DOM DeLUISE SHITSLINGING [expletive deleted] YOU WANKER PEDOPHILIA RAT'S ASS HADJI

CHIGGER CHOAD SHITHEAD ASS KIDDY FIDDLER SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD DICK CHICKEN DUNE COON COCKSUCKER SPIC PENIS FUCKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK TOWELHEAD BUTT-HOLE WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSBANDIT WETBACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITSLINGING JIZZ JAP FRIG JACKASS DICKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! WIKIPEDIA FUCK COCKSMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS ASSWIPE FUCK OFF CRAP PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS FELCHMONKEY SUCK MY DICK SHITBALLS SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN WIKIPEDIA DONKEY PUNCHER MONKEY SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS HELL DUMBASS NAZI FUCKING CRAPMUNCHER INJUN DAMN LOLCAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK CARPET MUNCHER CUNT DAMN WANK JOHNNY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NEGRO FEMADOM ANAL PISS OFF MY ASS ASS NECROPHILIA BASTARD DICKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE CUM TOTAL WALRUS SHIT HEIL HITLER! ASS BUTTFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BALL SACK NORTH KOREA FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG SHITHEAD DAMN GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS DICKWAD HELL DUMBASS CHAV SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOBSHITE GO HOME AND DIE SEMPRINI WIGGER DOG SHIT NAZI HEIL HITLER! FUCK YOU GO HOME AND DIE CHOAD MONKEY BALLS NEOPETS BUGGER OFF RAT'S COCK ASS FASCIST NIGGER TITS BUKKAKE TWISTY VAGINA DAMN DIPSHIT INCEST CRAPMUNCHER NEGRO GOOK WANK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TWISTY VAGINA JACKASS WIGGER PISS FUCKSTAIN YOGHURT CANNON DOUCHING COCKSHITTER CRAPMUNCHER WANK ASSCRACK BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUTTFUCKER REDSKIN FOUR-EYES WIKIPEDIA WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY ARSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INCEST JUMPING JESUS!!! RUSTY TROMBONE JERRY FOREIGN CURRENCY WANK WILLY WONKA THONG TASTER GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN JIGGABOO EMO SAGGY TITS DICK CHICKEN FUCK BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE RAGHEAD WOP ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEX MILF BITCH JIGGABOO HUMAN RIGHTS COCK WIKIPEDIA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK YOU BASTARD PISS ARTIST YID COON ASSHAT ASS BASTARD CRAPPY JOY WIENER GANGBANG FUCKWIT ASS QUEEF ABO DUNE COON GENITALIA WIENER DICKFACE SHITCOCK HELL FUCKWIT CUNTYMINTS HORSE PENIS PEDOPHILIA CHOAD FELCHMONKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS WIENER PIG DOUCHETITS DAMNATION MAMA MIA DOUCHEBAG DYKE JIZZ TAMPONS TESTICLE CHOKE SHITHEAD GOBSHITE MOCCASINS CUNT ANAL NEGRO BOOBS TWAT BIGNOSE CHIGGER VAGINA SCROTUM CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIPPLES ARSE CHOAD KISSER BOOBIES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE MALL SANTA TIENANMEN SQUARE CAMEL JOCKEY SEX PENIS FUCK YOU SHITTY BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE ASS YOU GYPSY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S COCK PISS FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK BUGGER FRAK RUSKIE [Insert swear here] PISSHOLE WIGGER WALRUS SHIT pen0r FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES BUGGER OFF POO POO BLOWJOB CLIT I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER NAZI TIMBER NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BASTARD SCUMBAG PISS OFF DONKEY PUNCHER SHUT UP, MEG! MONKEY SHIT FUCK OFF BITCH POMMIE CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS ARTIST BOB SAGET GOATSE TITS FUCKTARD NAZI DAMN IT DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKLICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS LICKER KIKE PENIS TAFFY MONKEY SHIT SEX NIGGER ANAL FRITZ FUCKER KNOBJOCKEY SHITTY HELLFUCKER DUMBASS RAT'S COCK TACO JOHNNY CUNT FEWMETS REDNECK FUCKING JUMP! JOHNNY PRICK BEANER MARGARET THATCHER TITWANK ASSHAT DUMBASS GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S ASS JENKEM TOSSER FUCKSTAIN ALF DAMMIT BANGKOK SHITFACE PUSSYLICKER CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER JUSTIN BIEBER GRIS ASSHAT BALLS ASS LICKER DONKEY DICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK OFF INJUN MALARKY DOUCHE SHIT TOSSER ASSCRACK FUCK OFF FUCKING BASEBALL PISSHOLE HELL SHIT SEMEN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TITTIES BENCH PRESS WOODPECKERSHIT HAIL SATAN! SPIC HOT GRITS SHITSLIDE SHIT HENTAI GOD DAMN FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD HORSE PENIS SEMPRINI GENITALIA CHOAD EXTRA LONG PENIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HELL GOD DAMMIT BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO ASSFACE SPIC BEAVER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CRAPPY GOAT DICK O CANADA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKFACE FUCKING A NIPPLES CHOAD KISSER FUCK OFF CRAPPY PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY CUNT CRAPPER FUCKFACE CHENEY SHITHEAD WANKER JOHNNY PUSSYLICKER BITCH CHOAD KISSER DIRTY SANCHEZ HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER MILF JACKASS POLACK NIGGER CUNT DICK IN A BOX BITCH CUM PUNANI FAGGOT ASSHAT BALLS ASS FUCK NUGGET CRAPMUNCHER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BITCH SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS LAKE TITICACA SHITE SHITE JAP FUCKHEAD FUCKING HOSER DILDO BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER SOD OFF BONER AUTOFELLATIO FLYING FUCK SOD SHITFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! REDSKIN KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHETITS JACKASS FRED PHELPS JACKASS NIPPLES BULLSHIT TOTAL PISSHOLE FRITZ GOD DAMN DAGO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI KAFFIR FUCKWIT PISSHOLE PRICK GIVING HEAD ASSHAT FUCKTARD WANKER BULLSHIT FUCKER WANKSPLAT ORGASM CONDOMS FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN TITWANK DICK IN A BOX CHIGGER BUTT PIRATE JACKASS ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY DAMN IT GOD BLESS AMERICA FEMADOM FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK DAMN DOUCHEBAG RAPE INJUN ANAL CHING CHONG CHINK CLUSTERFUCK FENCE JUMPER TIT DIRT RUSTY TROMBONE ASSCRACK NAZI COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNNILINGUS CLUSTERFUCK HOSER YOGHURT CANNON DOUCHING SHITHEAD CLEMEN ASSHOLE FUCK OFF FUCKFACE TRANNY DONKEY PUNCHER DAMMIT FUCKING A CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN FUCKING A SHITSLINGING TWAT LOGJAMMER CLUSTERFUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BUDDHISM STEVE BALLMER JIGGABOO SCUMBAG FUCKING CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS SON OF A BITCH GANGBANG SHITE GOBSHITE PIGFUCKER LET'S SHIT SHIT JACKASS SHITE BALLS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DONGSHOVER BULLSHIT CUNT CRAPPER CLIT WANKSPLAT RAT'S ASS ABO SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD LIMEY EAT MY SHIT! BITCH SEX TWO-INCH PENIS FELCHING NIGGER JOY TURD CRAP ON A STICK ASSHOLE LOLCAT TIMBER NIGGER DUMBASS CRAPMUNCHER SOD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BEAVER YID THONG TASTER COON KIKE HELLFIRE SHIT DICKHEAD ASSHAT NAZI SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKSTAIN D'OH FUCK YOU BLOWJOB DICKFACE BAT FUCK INSANE HUEY P. NEWTON DUNE COON PUSSY BONER BUGGER OFF SHITE CLEMEN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS OFF PISS SHITCUNTING DILDO FUCK YOU TIBET WANK ASSBANDIT DILDO PEEPEE DONKEY DICK suck my mothers FUCK OFF DAMN FUCKING WHITE RIGHTS CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG HELL BULLCRAP ASS FASCIST DONKEY DICK CUNT FUCKWIT VAGINA MASTURBATION PISS OFF MY ASS SEMEN FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT DOUCHING SOD OFF ASSHAT WANK RICK MORANIS PEEPEE WIKIPEDIA CUNT FUCK YOU COLGATE THONG TASTER FOUR-EYES ASSHAT GOAT DICK COCKSMOKER DAMNATION TAMPON IN MY ASS COCKSUCKER QUEEF GENITALIA CRAP ON A STICK BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER POOPY SCUMBAG MALARKY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOUCHE FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD DICKHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHINK MARGARET THATCHER BONER BASTARD WANKSPLAT CUNTSWILLING TAFFY REDSKIN FUCKTARD FUCK YOU POLACK WANK FRITZ MICK SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN GYPSY BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX DOM DeLUISE POTTYMOUTH CONAN O'BRIAN BOB SAGET CRACKER PIG DOUCHING CUNT CUM STUDENT PROTESTS EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNT RAPE BLISTERING BARNACLES BONER PORCH MONKEY TITTIES DUMBASS BLOWJOB CHRISTHUMPER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JENKEM JIZZ ARSE GRINGO SMEG FRITZ BITCH JERRY FUCKTARD CUM THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CONDOMS WOODPECKERSHIT POLACK PAKI PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMN CRAP ON A STICK MALARKY DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS FUCK SCROTUM CUNT JACKASS RUSKIE CUNT FUCKSTAIN MILF ASSWIPE CC PLZ FUCK TACO TAFFY CUNTBUCKET WANKSPLAT SHITE VAGINA FELCHING QUEEF CHAV CUNT SHITE FUCKER PUSSYLICKER BULLCRAP FUCK YOU INCEST CUNNILINGUS BEANER ANUSCAKE RAT'S COCK PRICK BUNG-HOLE DAMMIT RAGHEAD INBRED DARTH VADER suck my mothers SUGARTITS FOUR-EYES I'LL RAPE YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SEX GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUNE COON FUCKING PRICK HELL MOCCASINS BITCH COON BLUMPKIN CRAPMUNCHER HELL BOB SAGET BOLLOCKS FAG CUNT TAFFY DAMN IT BONER SPUNK DIPSHIT SAGGY TITS FUCK OFF NAZI WETBACK HELL JACKASS SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT LIKE A HORSE JACKASS SHIT ASS FROG DOUCHEBAG FRED PHELPS GIVING HEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WHORE GOD BLESS AMERICA JACKASS SHITE WHORE 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN ABORTIONS FOR ALL ASS TACO DONKEY DICK GRINGO SHITHEAD DIPSHIT POWERSHIT FUCK YOU FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER HEIL HITLER! FUCKFUCKFUCK RAPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PICKANINNY CUNT LAPPER BOLLOCKS HELLFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSFACE and with the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE and his EPIDIDYMIS of girraffes in which POOPOO while reading about BIRD SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITFACE