Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'INCEST'DOUCHEBAG'SHIT'SPICY CUNT FUCK'CHRISTHUMPER'[expletive deleted] Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASSFACE look at the CRACKER talk page of this PISS OFF article for notes or discussion before DAMMIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CONDOMS neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTT PIRATE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICKFACE, sudden BLUMPKIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or PISS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITTYWANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HEIL HITLER! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TUBA HOMO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKFACE utterFUCKance of socially ARSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHOLE television programs to address CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

{{USERNAME}} Tourette's is SHITHEAD not to be BUTT PIRATE confused with SHITTY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BEANER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING RAT'S ASS random BOON disorientation, culturally-SHITBALLS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth KRAUT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTT PIRATE language, FUDGEPACKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN IT MICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JOHN SMILEY FACE souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities FUCKWIT of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A BULLSHIT Polite Note to the PECKERHEAD Author:

The HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's COCK Research Institute was GYPSY founded to DILDO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS ARTIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES article SHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SON OF A BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LAKE TITICACA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GREASER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HITLER Tourrette's sufferers CHAV swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FAG TV, for always focusing on the CUNT CRAPPER bad side of a terrible TITWANK thing.
• The main FUCKWIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JIZZ involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MASTURBATION' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTING DICK NIPPLES knee SEX NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSWIPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at EARS OF CHRIST school for PISS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become DICK manically depressed and WIKIPEDIA commit NECROPHILIA suicide.
• There is no SON OF A BITCH cure, and the PEEPEE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse JACKASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PAKI perodol" which caused my entire BATHING SUIT AREA body to go TURD numb and DILDO basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING RAT'S ASS it is without the CHOAD drug.

I am an active member of a DAGO tourette syndrome CLEMEN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GENITALIA the WINDOWS VISTA public view of Tourettes as a "BEANER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUKKAKE sorry for PIECE OF SHIT "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RECTUM RAIDER this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a GREASER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HORSE PENIS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TENTACLE RAPE, and making fun of a RAGHEAD horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGNOG time.

Best SHITCUNTING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOM DeLUISE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. GANGBANG Regards to Andrew RAPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The CARPET MUNCHER bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMMIT punch him if you SUCK MY DICK want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE'S MOMMA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOLLOCKS saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING BASEBALL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RUSKIE and DONKEY PUNCHER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NAZI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) YOU WANKER BAND WITH 4 NIGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! DICKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICKFACE'S HOUSE

How BITCH to HOLY DUMB FUCK cure MILF the BEAVER Tourette's FEMADOM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WETBACK for I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's BUGFUCK Syndrome MONKEY'S UNCLE is I'LL RAPE YOU following SCRATCH! GROUNDER! these MALARKY rules RAPE in BUGGER OFF order:

• 1: Avoid HADJI immature KIKE little HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS kids,
• 2: Count to ASSHOLE within FUCKING A 10 SEMPRINIseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO [Insert silly non-swear here] nor FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell BEAVER yourself you COON don't VAGINA have PENIS this LET'S SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY EPIDIDYMIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PAKI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICKFACE last straw INBRED!

I fucking put [expletive deleted]' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUNG-HOLE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE the TOP OF SHITFUCKER THIS HELLFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COLGATE offensive. GARBAGE DAY!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACKASS people who try FUCKING BASEBALL to battle FUCK'FUCKING A that tight-ass JUNGLE BUNNY 17-year-CUNT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NAZI it now, but someone said CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE' FUCK YOU FUCK'OSTRICH MY ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKFACE is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there PISSHOLE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS articles BOOBS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TWAT stuff. So FUCKING that means ASSHAT stop getting mad at the SHITTY first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the CHOAD letter that it's FLYING FUCK mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what I'LL RAPE YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAGHEAD hi self MARCH OF FLAMES even made a really WHITE RIGHTS good point. "It's BULLSHIT nothing more FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK from a head nod to a SHITCOCK knee tick". HORSE SHIT. Which I'll add FLYING RAT'S ASS onto ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITBALLS suffer that ASS LICKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BLOWJOB be, because if I were a RAT'S COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article OH SHI– hilarious. If you WANK Want facts, go on CRAP ON A STICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BEAVER be offended, don't read FUCKFACE the freaking FUCKING article anyway.

ASSHAT ASS SHITE TAMPONS PUSSY JERK OFF FUCK FRENCH TICKLER TOTAL FLYING RAT'S ASS

FUCK YOU CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA BITCH BUGGER MONKEY'S UNCLE HELL PUSSY BASTARD FENCE JUMPER SACRAMENTO FUCK WOP POMMIE JERRY CRACKER FUCK NUGGET ASSCRACK BUNG-HOLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MOCCASINS DYKE DUMBASS SEMEN HEIL HITLER! BALL SACK FEWMETS TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS OFF BITCH LET'S SHIT FELCHING DUNE COON JACKASS RAT'S ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] JIZZ BITCH NIPPLES ORGASM ANUSCAKE FUCKTARD BOOBIES ASSWIPE EAT MY SHIT! SHITPISSER TITMOUSE BULLSHIT CROTCH DIPSHIT FUCKING SCUMBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS BLISTERING BARNACLES HIV NEGATIVE SHITE BUGGER GRINGO BRITNEY RAPE TWO-INCH PENIS PISSHOLE HELL TITTIES FUCKWIT D'OH ASS ASSHOLE DUMBASS LOLCAT FUCK OFF ASSFACE INBRED BUTT-HEAD SHITBALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHINK FIST FUCK LOLCAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RUSTY TROMBONE DOG FUCKER MONKEY BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BOLLOCKS JAP ARSE BUTTFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER SHITCOCK DOT HEAD CUNT FELCHING GYPSY POLESMOKER SHITE TESTICLE CHOKE PIG BASTARD COCK TUBA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DARTH VADER SHITCOCK PENIS FUCKHEAD DILDO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JACK OFF FELCHMONKEY BULLSHIT WEHATEMARIO DAMMIT CHIGGER DONKEY DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK PEARL NECKLACE FRAK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PUSSYLICKER SEMEN pen0r NORTH KOREA COMMUNIST DILDO HADJI PISS ARTIST DAMN BEAVER ARSE BUGGER JACKASS DIRTY SANCHEZ NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK GOAT DICK JACKASS SHITSLIDE DICK SHITCUNTING JACKASS JACK OFF BLESSED DAMN SAINT TWAT GENITALIA MICK OH SHI– COCKSMOKER MOTHERFUCKER DAGO DAMN IT COCKSMOKER HORSE PENIS BALLS BITCH BULLSHIT FIST FUCK MILF BOOBIES SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER WANKSPLAT JACKASS PISS WINDOWS VISTA MARGARET THATCHER DICKFACE NAZI DICKHEAD BUDDHIST MONK TITS FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK JIZZ SOD BELLEND OH SHI– CHRISTHUMPER BUKKAKE YOU WANKER CHOAD JACKASS SHIT CUNT WALRUS SHIT pen0r BLUE PENIS! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE FUCK YOU COON HELL BLUMPKIN CONDOMS GOD DAMN DUNE COON DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING A FUCKING A ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER LOGJAMMER DOT HEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! YOUR MOM SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK JAP FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS DILDO SHIT BUKKAKE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAT'S ASS BASTARD RUSKIE FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? MONKEY SHIT NEOPETS DAMN ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SNUFF PORN I LIKE SCHOOL I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN GOD DAMN I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT PIECE OF SHIT ASS CUNT BRITNEY SHIT SHITFUCKER ASS FELLATIO HITLER CHOAD WIENER SHITBALLS BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHOLE RAPE GOD DAMN BEAVER DAMMIT TOSSER SHITFACE EUROIPODS GOD DAMN ASSHAT [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF BUGGER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT SOD OFF PENIS JAP FROG'S FAT ASS REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT SOD MASTURBATION SHITCUNTING FROG'S FAT ASS WIGGER SHITBALLS PUNANI TONY LA RUSSA [expletive deleted] ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES BOLLOCKS PISS CHRISTHUMPER AUTOFELLATIO INBRED FUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! GANGBANG DAMN SPUNK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK YOU KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITBALLS CONDOMS FUCKING A BUTT PIRATE I WILL END YOU! NAZI TENTACLE RAPE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF PIGFUCKER CUNT SHITE CAMEL FUCKER SPUNK WIENER SHITSLINGING SHITTY ASSFACE GOOK JACKASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELL BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST SHITTY GOBSHITE HORSE SHIT HELL JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BELGIUM BOLLOCKS DICKFACE POO POO BLOWJOB SHIT BUTTFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE GOD DAMN TITTYWANK SPANK THE MONKEY WIGGER SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS PRICK PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS ARTIST JOHNNY SHITTY JIZZ LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! YOU WANKER BITCH FOUR-EYES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKBAG DAGO POOPY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ARSE BONER NIGGER TITS BASTARD ASSHAT WOP SEMEN WIKIPEDIA SOD OFF DICKFACE BOOBS DONALD RUMSFELD DEVELOPERS! PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK PRICK PISS FIRECROTCH FUCKWIT RIGHTS SHITFACE FUCKING DONGSHOVER CHINK FROG SHITFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO BALLS ASSHOLE DOUCHING HELLFUCKER NIPPLES JERK OFF LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASS LICKER I WILL END YOU! PUSSY HO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT EPIDIDYMIS BATHING SUIT AREA JACKASS SHIT COCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT ASS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK BUTTFUCKER PEEPEE ANUSCAKE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WANK BLUMPKIN NEGRO POLAK BRITNEY RAT'S COCK WIGGER JACKASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKWIT BALLS GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT RICK MORANIS AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE BUGFUCK POLACK PAKI WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNTRAG RAGHEAD TURD BITCH MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CUM TAFFY GYPSY BOB SAGET BOB SAGET MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITPISSER WIKIPEDIA JESSE McCARTNEY NI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BLUE PENIS! FUCK YOU TWAT ARSE DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS OFF YID EXTRA LONG PENIS GOD DAMMIT JACKASS CLIT POLACK WINDOWS VISTA EMO BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING FUCK SHITE FUCKTARD DIPSHIT CRAP ON A STICK FUCK SCROTUM FUCK OFF BULLSHIT CARPET MUNCHER QUEEF BLOWJOB GANGBANG MARGARET THATCHER TITS & DICKS SCROTUM BALL SACK SOD OFF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT SHITTY FIRECROTCH POLACK CRACKER NIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FELLATIO ASS SEMEN BUTT-HOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICKLICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! PUNANI FUCK YOU DAMN IT YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT FUCKING BASTARD POLACK VILLAGE DUMP FAGGOT DOUCHING DONKEY PUNCHER WOP BUGGER DUMBASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE TENTACLE RAPE CC PLZ POMMIE DOUCHING RAT'S ASS GOAT DICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOG FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! INCEST CUNT CRAPPER SHITHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK FUCK GANGBANG FUCK RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN MARCH OF FLAMES WANK FUCK YOU TITS DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER SUCK A BIG DICK PISS DICKFACE TWISTY VAGINA POMMIE BEAVER ARSEBADGERS KIKE ASS LICKER JACKASS CUNT ARSE SON OF A BITCH NECROPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER ORGASM PENIS TITS ASSBANDIT SPANK THE MONKEY RAPE NI SON OF A BITCH FUCK NIPPLES I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT SHITBALLS PORCH MONKEY CUNT SHIT DAMN SHITE SAND NIGGER CHIGGER WANK SHITE SCUMBAG TRANNY DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN PRICK WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER FAG ASS FASCIST DONKEY DICK WANKSPLAT ASSRAPING BIGNOSE SHIT NEGRO FUCKING A CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNT DAGO BASTARD CLEMEN CHICKEN SHIT REDNECK CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS POO POO BLOWJOB CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOUTUBE, BITCH CUNTSWILLING CONDOMS SHITE CRAPMUNCHER YOGHURT CANNON DILDO O CANADA ASSHAT WANK ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU WETBACK TOWELHEAD POMMIE SACRAMENTO INBRED FUCKWIT FUCKTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX TOTAL SEMEN HELLFIRE FLYING FUCK BASTARD CROTCH NEGRO WEHATEMARIO FUCKSTAIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING CROTCH DICKHEAD RAPE BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS BITCH JIGGABOO DICKHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE BUTT PIRATE SHITSKIN BITCH ALEX TREBEK FROG'S FAT ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS CHIGGER PENIS TOWELHEAD CHAV GINGERBREAD HITLER GANGBANG ASSRAPING ARSE SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSWIPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GANGBANG NIPPLES CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS DICK WILLY WONKA ASS FUCK SAND NIGGER SCUMBAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FEMADOM BASTARD INCEST FUCKING FUCKING GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING CHINK JIGGABOO MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE BITCH GOD DAMMIT CUNT FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BORDER HOPPER FUCKFUCKFUCK BATHING SUIT AREA CLUSTERFUCK CUM RUSTY TROMBONE JACKASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COMMUNION WAFER ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKSUCKER PENIS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] TOSSER SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN GREASER WALRUS SHIT WILLY WONKA MONKEY BALLS JACKASS SHIT CARPET MUNCHER TWAT HATE HATE HAT BASTARD GYPSY SCROTUM TACO COCKGOBLIN ASSHAT TAMPONS MASTURBATION DUMBASS BONER FUCK PISS GOD DAMN FUCK FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING POOPOO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FEWMETS ART METAL PRODUCTS WETBACK COCK KRAUT BITCH FUCK BELGIUM ASSWIPE BUGGER OFF NI KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCKING JUMP! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COON PISS POMMIE DAMN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HENTAI SHITSKIN SEX TWAT SPUNK BULLSHIT CHINK DAMN SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKTARD SPIC DAMMIT WANK BASTARD [expletive deleted] JOHN SMILEY FACE INBRED PUSSY BITCH PISS ARTIST DAMMIT EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITTY BALLS PISS ARTIST TIMBER NIGGER HELL SHITSLINGING BUGGER OFF SHITE SHITFACE SALISBURY ASS LICKER DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS ARSE RAPE NEOPETS FUCKFUCKFUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE LIMEY TWAT CLEMEN BUTT PIRATE GOAT DICK PIECE OF SHIT LIMEY SLOPE OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH DAMN DAMN SLOPE FUCK FUCK FALSE BENSON FELCHING SHITTY NAZI NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOUCHEBAG ARSE FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER DICK CHICKEN DOUCHETITS DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK YOU HO FUCK OFF FUCK OFF MILF CRAP ON A STICK DONKEY PUNCHER EUROIPODS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOBSHITE DAMN FUCKING A FUCKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER TITS SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD INBRED GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS SLOPE CLUSTERFUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITS & DICKS GIVING HEAD TAFFY SHIT ASSRAPING YOU SUCK BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GYPSY BUTTFUCKER BOLLOCKS SHITE ASS SOD BITCH MACACA PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN DOODIE HEAD FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK RAPE KAFFIR BUTTFUCKER COON ASSHOLE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE NICARAGUA GENITALIA TAFFY WANKSPLAT ASS BUGGER OFF BITCH ORGASM GOD DAMMIT suck my mothers BELGIUM SHITHEAD SHITFACE SHITTY PISS ARTIST GOOK D'OH PEARL NECKLACE DICKHEAD DIPSHIT BITCH DOUCHEBAG P'KANG FUCKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCK DOUCHE NAZI QUEEF SHITSLINGING SHIT COCK DICK FUCKTARD ARSE FUDGEPACKER POLESMOKER SPICY CUNT FUCK BLOWJOB JUSTIN BIEBER WHITE RIGHTS GOATSE DYKE WEHATEMARIO BITCH 1984 GRIS SHITHEAD INBRED [EXPLETIVE] LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE NIGNOG [Insert swear here] ASS FASCIST EAT MY SHIT! FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE SAND NIGGER GOD DAMN BASTARD DICKFACE INCEST CUNTYMINTS DAMN NIGGER CUNT O CANADA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CAMEL FUCKER BASTARD SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TITTIES [Insert silly non-swear here] DICKHEAD GARBAGE DAY! BASTARD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUCHEBAG RECTUM RAIDER TACO DAMN CROTCH DESU ASSHAT WALRUS SHIT CUNTBUCKET DICKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIG ASSFACE FUCK A DUCK INBRED COCK LET'S SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY TITWANK WALRUS SHIT JERRY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DILDO FUCKER CHAV DUMBASS BUTT PIRATE JACKASS BUTTFUCKER PRICK FUCKING A BUKKAKE FUCK YOU GOATSE FUCK RAT'S COCK INBRED TWAT PISS ARTIST TIT SPRINKLES SPIC COCKSUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE PEDOPHILIA FUCK BANGKOK GRINGO BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS POMMIE I WILL END YOU! ASSHAT HELL GENITALIA JESSE McCARTNEY PAKI CRAPPY CUNT NI PISSHOLE CROTCH BATHING SUIT AREA CONDOMS PUNANI BASTARD DOG SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HEIL HITLER! BLUMPKIN GOOK JUSTIN BIEBER COCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS DICKFACE CLIT CAMEL JOCKEY TOSSER DUMBASS BUGGER SPANK THE MONKEY PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MOCCASINS CUNT [expletive deleted] THIS IS A RARE SWEAR GARBAGE DAY! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JOHNNY ABO SHITE TITS FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITSLINGING CUNT FUCKING SHITSKIN DAMMIT BIBLE BASHER FROG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN SCUMBAG JACK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKBAG CLUSTERFUCK DONGSHOVER 30 CASES OF PICKLES WILLY WONKA NICARAGUA OH SHI– BUTT-HEAD COCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKHEAD JIZZ PEARL NECKLACE CROTCH MASTURBATION SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH SHITFACE I WILL END YOU! SOD BUGFUCK FUCK YOU DONGSHOVER SPUNK RAPE CHAV EXTRA LONG PENIS SHIT TURD YUKY DOODY CLEMEN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FROG'S FAT ASS YID JIGGABOO PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCK CUNT FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK FUCK ASSWIPE VENEREAL DISEASE DESU LET'S SHIT DAMN IT ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITTY BASTARD BALLS COCKSTUFFER FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT HELL BUGGER OFF BASTARD PISS OFF PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMN and with the BIRD SHIT and his JACKASS of girraffes in which BOLLOCKS while reading about BALLS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See EMO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BULLSHIT