Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BOB SAGET'LET'S SHIT'TAFFY'ASS'DONKEY PUNCHER'SHITHEAD'NIHILISM Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CHICKEN SHIT look at the PENIS talk page of this SOD article for notes or discussion before TWISTY VAGINA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder RAPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LET'S SHIT, sudden NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSCRACK or RIGHT WING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHAV in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOZILLA FIREFOX way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SPIC include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD DAMMIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HOMO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRAP ON A STICK JESSE McCARTNEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POOPOO utterFUCKance of socially GREASER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAPE television programs to address JIGGABOO Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is BUTTFUCKER not to be KIKE confused with HELL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT CRAPPER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITE random MAMA MIA disorientation, culturally-TACO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, DOUCHE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOU WANKER TAMPON IN MY ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BONER souvenir shoppes and massive CHOAD quantities FUCKFUCKFUCK of ANAL DIABETES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI garbage.

Darnit.

A FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE Polite Note to the BOB SAGET Author:

The SHITPISSER Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was JUNGLE BUNNY founded to HELL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TURD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your [Insert swear here] article JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOOBS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TAFFY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PRICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourrette's sufferers HAIL SATAN! swear. You can FUCKWIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the CHICKEN SHIT bad side of a terrible SCROTUM thing.
• The main FUCKHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JOHNNY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small O KURWA! knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NIGNOG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TAFFY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE school for TOURETTE'S SYNDROME something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TOSSER sufferers to become SCUMBUCKET manically depressed and DONKEY DICK commit YOU WANKER suicide.
• There is no BITCH cure, and the FRIG drugs that are available to, "calm" the TOWELHEAD tics often have adverse SHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GRAPE PENIS perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go GIVING HEAD numb and PORCH MONKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACK OFF it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome PISS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AUTOFELLATIO the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your FUCKSTAIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOG SHIT this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I RAPE WALRUSES! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOCCASINS, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) NI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKFACE time.

Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “INJUN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. INBRED Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The BAD MOTHERFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you KIKE want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my NECROPHILIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine LET'S SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNT and CAMEL FUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKFACE BAND WITH 4 SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MALARKY HORSE! LET'S SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LET'S SHIT'S HOUSE

How BONER to CLEVELAND STEAMER cure FUCK YOU the WIKIPEDIA Tourette's PEDOPHILIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SEX for CLIT Tourette's WIKIPEDIA Syndrome BOOBS is BITCH following PECKERHEAD these FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD rules CUNT in KRAUT order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK immature JACK OFF little suck my mothers kids,
• 2: Count to DUNE COON within CROTCH 10 NIGGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TWISTY VAGINA DUNE COON SHITHEAD nor BIRD SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell FOUR-EYES yourself you SHITSLINGING don't FUCKWIT have BIRD SHIT this MOCCASINS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY TAMPONS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITBALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the LET'S SHIT last straw SHIT!

I fucking put SMEG' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHOAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELLFUCKER the TOP OF DAGO THIS TWAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUM offensive. PISS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DUMBASS people who try SHIT LIKE A HORSE to battle COCK'NIPPLES that tight-ass FLYING RAT'S ASS 17-year-BITCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JERK OFF it now, but someone said DICKFACE' FUCK BONER'JOHN ELWAY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing MONGOLIANS matter. Plus there REDSKIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POMMIE Uncyclopedia, there are JOHN SMILEY FACE articles DEVELOPERS! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ARSEBADGERS stuff. So HOLY DUMB FUCK that means FRED PHELPS stop getting mad at the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH first part too and DUNE COON talking about the DICKHEAD letter that it's DAMN mocking (what YOGHURT CANNON letter? I don't even know what CANNED QUOTE the heck you're talking about). Adrian CLUSTERFUCK hi self SHITE even made a really FUCKTARD good point. "It's VAGINA nothing more FUCK OFF from a head nod to a ASSCRACK knee tick". BOYCOTT VIACOM!. Which I'll add PORCH MONKEY onto MOCCASINS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YOU WANKER suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DONKEY DICK be, because if I were a GOD DAMN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIGNOG hilarious. If you POLESMOKER Want facts, go on NICARAGUA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CLEVELAND STEAMER be offended, don't read JAP the freaking FUCKING A article anyway.

POLACK FUCKING JIGGABOO POTTYMOUTH RUSTY TROMBONE BONER WANK TIT DIRT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS

WHORE NECROPHILIA SEX INBRED YOU WANKER ASS FUCK OFF DAMN IT I WILL END YOU! TITS & DICKS ANAL DIABETES DICKHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE JACK OFF BOOBS JIGGABOO ASSHAT CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST ASSHAT JIGGABOO KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COCK CHOAD COLGATE PISS OFF MOCKIE ASSHOLE SOD OFF DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH SHITE FEMADOM JERK OFF WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HORSE SHIT PEARL NECKLACE BITCH CRACKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TONY LA RUSSA BOLLOCKS INCEST SHITFACE BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT ASSRAPING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN JOHNNY [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ASSWIPE MOLDY TITS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FRENCH TICKLER CUNT BRUSH MA TEETH PUSSY FUCKWIT REBECCA BLACK DOUCHING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOOK ASS FASCIST FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITHEAD FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING FEMADOM FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF FEMADOM TWISTY VAGINA WANK TAMPONS WANK CLEMEN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ARSEBADGERS DAMN DAMN IT FUCK BASTARD DOUCHING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT LIMEY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BOB SAGET PORCH MONKEY CUNT CUM FAGGOT BOOBS GENITALIA SPUNK TITS & DICKS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BORDER HOPPER BITCH NEOPETS BUNG-HOLE KIKE WANK FUCK OFF CHOAD HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! 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PHELPS GOD DAMMIT COCKSHITTER POOPOO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING BEAVER HOT GRITS BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON BITCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DIPSHIT DOG SHIT GANGBANG FUCKWIT BELLEND TAMPONS SHITE PISS UP MY ARSE DAMN FUCKFACE DAMN IT RAT'S COCK P'KANG PEDOPHILIA FUCKER KIKE FUCKING RAGHEAD ASS RAT'S COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY SHIT MACACA MALL SANTA BRITNEY GIVING HEAD DELICIOUS CAKE COON ASSFACE FUCKING BUGFUCK ASSHOLE TIT DIRT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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PHELPS FUCKHEAD COCK CLUSTERFUCK HELLFUCKER FUCKWIT [Insert swear here] POOPOO TITWANK BASEBALL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CAMEL FUCKER PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD WINDOWS VISTA PAKI DAMN IT SAND NIGGER INBRED SAGGY TITS BUTTFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKTARD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JUNGLE BUNNY CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE CUNT CUM DAMN PISS OFF BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN MILF FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH TOWELHEAD BONER SHITE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HORSE PENIS NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU DAMN BUGGER OFF INJUN MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET DOT HEAD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MAMA MIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKTARD KNOBJOCKEY TITS & DICKS PISS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN BEAVER ASSHOLE SHITFACE PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN HOMO HELL JUSTIN BIEBER BATMAN & ROBIN YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT TAMPONS HORSE SHIT UNITED KINGDOM BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MONKEY SHIT JACKASS DICK CHICKEN CROTCH ASSHOLE PENIS COCKSMOKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE NECROPHILIA TITTIES SHITTY COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS BLOWJOB JIZZ PISS OFF MY ASS BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN SHITE FUCKING A WIENER CTHULHU FHTAGN RAGHEAD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITSLINGING TWAT ARSE DAMN ASSFACE RAT'S COCK SHITFACE FAG GRINGO GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT ASSFACE PRICK FUCK PISS FAGGOT TENTACLE RAPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITPISSER GOD BLESS AMERICA HELL BULLSHIT MASTURBATION PIGFUCKER CHIGGER ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHAT PISS OFF BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BASTARD ASSFACE NECROPHILIA RAPE SEX DICKFACE NIPPLES BOLLOCKS WANKSPLAT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BALL SACK BASTARD ASSFACE THONG TASTER SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? CRAPPY FUCKTARD GOD DAMN SCUMBAG BUTT PIRATE FUCK YOU DUMBASS RAT'S ASS POLAK DOUCHETITS COMMUNIST DILDO SHITFACE KRAUT ASS MONKEY BALLS CONAN O'BRIAN SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKING DIPSHIT SCUMBUCKET GO HOME AND DIE WIGGER CUM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOODIE HEAD DONKEY PUNCHER FROG SUCK MY COCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKFACE ANAL DIABETES P'KANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB FRED PHELPS SEX ASSFACE BULLSHIT ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK FENCE JUMPER TIMBER NIGGER POMMIE DIRTY SANCHEZ TAMPON IN MY ASS PENIS ON A STICK FUCKFACE VAGINA FUCK DILDO POLESMOKER ORGASM JACKASS FELCHMONKEY ASSHAT BITCH SHITFACE ASSCRACK COCKSTUFFER FUCK SEMEN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SHIT TITWANK NIPPLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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LET'S SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK LOLCAT JACKASS GREASER DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BENCH PRESS DUMBASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS PUSSY BEAVER PIGFUCKER JOHNNY FLYING FUCK DOM DeLUISE BALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS YOGHURT CANNON BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT STEVE BALLMER TAFFY FIST FUCK CUNT SHITCUNTING SEMEN CLEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD COCK BASTARD FUCKWIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNT ASSCRACK BULLSHIT SHITBALLS ASSHOLE KIKE SCROTUM CHENEY BOOBS BUGFUCK FROG BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! CUNT ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DAMN IT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WANK POLAK LENS CRAFTERS LIMEY CHINA SUCKS I'LL RAPE YOU WANK GOBSHITE FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NI URINE-GARGLING DICKHEAD FUCK NUGGET BUGGER BELLEND BUGFUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GYPSY FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH JERK OFF POTTYMOUTH PAKI BASTARD SHITPISSER SHITBALLS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT WIENER AMERICA ONLINE WIENER [Insert swear here] TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKBAG JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ARSEBADGERS DOUCHING I WILL END YOU! BOOBIES COON JIGGABOO SON OF A BITCH FUCK ASSCRACK GREASER FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS TITS DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS HORSE SHIT LET'S SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suck my mothers PEARL NECKLACE DICK CHICKEN CRAPPY ASSCRACK DICK BUTT PIRATE PENISPENISPENIS!!! COCKSUCKER DAMN DOUCHE TWAT BONER PRICK YOUR MOM CUNT BOOBS GOAT DICK ASSHAT HOT GRITS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH COCK SHITSLINGING SHIT FROG COCKSMOKER FUCKING JOHN SMILEY FACE NORTH KOREA ARSE COLGATE KIKE NI I'LL RAPE YOU FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALL SACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BELLEND ORGASM WANK BONG SHITFACE SHITPISSER YOU WANKER GO HOME AND DIE YOU WANKER INBRED O KURWA! GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ARSE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JACK OFF CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH BONER SHITE SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN SHITTY ANAL PISS ARTIST POLACK EXTRA LONG PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT SHITFACE BULLSHIT BLUMPKIN CROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD JOHNNY WEHATEMARIO COON ASSFACE CUNT JACKASS DAMN IT SACRED RAGHEAD DUMBASS EAT MY SHIT! HADJI I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITHEAD FUCKER JACKASS SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS NECROPHILIA DOM DeLUISE MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHAKOPEE JAP MALARKY FUCKHEAD SHIT PEDOPHILIA HO BEANER GRIS CUNT DOT HEAD RAGHEAD FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER BULLCRAP SCUMBAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HOT GRITS FUCKWIT MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOAT DICK KITTENS PISS OFF FUCKING TITS CUNT FRENCH TICKLER CUM SHITCOCK BULLCRAP ASSRAPING 666 SCUMBAG WHORE ASS VAGINA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN BANGKOK ASSCRACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SCUMBUCKET LET'S SHIT CLEMEN CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS DAMN SHITTY DOUCHING BUTTFUCKER SAND NIGGER DICK IN A BOX LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HELL FUCKING A SPUNK OSTRICH MY ASS BALLS CUNTING ASSCRACK I WILL END YOU! CARPET MUNCHER DUMBASS SHITFACE INCEST WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FUCKING CUNT BUTTFUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHAV SHITCOCK BALLS GENITALIA MOLDY TITS suck my mothers SEMEN [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS BONG FELCHING COCKSUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNTYMINTS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POMMIE DICKLICK I CAN AFFORD FOOD CROTCH CLUSTERFUCK PAKI FUCKING TITTIES FUCK PAKI NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK CLIT BUTTFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES POLACK BONER DONKEY DICK GANGBANG ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE DONKEY PUNCHER DAGO REDSKIN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BONER BELLEND FUCKING TITS & DICKS POMMIE GYPSY CUNT BITCH RUSKIE SHIT BITCH ASS URINE-GARGLING BOLLOCKS SUCK MY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER SUGARTITS SUITCASE PENIS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNTSWILLING DICKHEAD BUGGER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKING JUMP! SHITTY NAZI NEGRO DICKFACE PUSSY SHITHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY DICKHEAD DICKHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS ARTIST ARSE BLUMPKIN DICKHEAD HELL ASSHAT PUNANI CUNT MOCCASINS RAPE CUNNILINGUS CONDOMS ASSFACE PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DICKHEAD HELL FUCKSTAIN FUCK SPUNK CUNNILINGUS FAG BALLS DICKHEAD FRAK HIGH WAGES GO COUNT YOUR DICK DILDO FUCKING JUMP! GRAPE PENIS SUCK MY DICK CUM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS FASCIST MACACA FAGGOT ARSE JIGGABOO KIKE HELL HUEY P. NEWTON CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOBSHITE I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT FUCKING DUMBASS TURD POTTYMOUTH EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SAND NIGGER FROG DICKWAD PIGFUCKER COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DONKEY PUNCHER ASS FASCIST SCUMBAG PEARL NECKLACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT BRITNEY PENIS JOHN SMILEY FACE TITTIES MALARKY FASHION BUG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CROTCH and with the BAD MOTHERFUCKER and his HENTAI of girraffes in which P'KANG while reading about ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CARPET MUNCHER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MALARKY