Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CLEMEN'INBRED'EMO'SHITSLINGING'DOUCHE'GO HOME AND DIE'NECROPHILIA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOOK neurochemical FUCK disorder BUKKAKE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden GYPSY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DONKEY PUNCHER or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUGARTITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTTFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NIGNOG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SCUMBUCKET PENIS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOBSHITE utterFUCKance of socially EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BONER television programs to address LET'S SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

WANK Tourette's is FIST FUCK not to be DYKE confused with FELLATIO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHICKEN SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FENCE JUMPER random JENKEM disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HENTAI language, MOCCASINS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RANDY TRAVIS MOCCASINS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JESUS FUCKING CHRIST souvenir shoppes and massive POMMIE quantities MOTHERFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES GYPSY garbage.

Darnit.

A PAKI Polite Note to the DICKFACE Author:

The TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Research Institute was DOG SHIT founded to SHITE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YOU WANKER article BUGFUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSCRACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNTRAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAGO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourrette's sufferers PISSHOLE swear. You can JACKASS SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMNATION TV, for always focusing on the PISS OFF bad side of a terrible STUB thing.
• The main SHITSKIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MARCH OF FLAMES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CC PLZ' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK YOU knee ASSCRACK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BOOBS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DONKEY PUNCHER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SAND NIGGER school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHOAD sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and FLYING FUCK commit ORGASM suicide.
• There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CROTCH tics often have adverse INJUN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SPICY CUNT FUCK perodol" which caused my entire SHITFUCKER body to go IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than COCKSMOKER it is without the PISS drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK YOU tourette syndrome LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POLACK the INCEST public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKSTAIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ARSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CRAP sorry for PISS OFF "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TURD this that really CONSENSUS annoys me. I am working towards a SUCK MY COCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHEBAG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUTT PIRATE, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOTHERFUCKER time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MACACA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not CHINA SUCKS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. DILDO Regards to Andrew ARSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The FLYING RAT'S ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you CLIT want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with MUGABE HAS AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my DONGSHOVER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA and PENISBIRD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 INBRED MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FELCHMONKEY HORSE! FUCKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFACE'S HOUSE

How WANK to NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! cure COMMUNION WAFER the JACKASS Tourette's LIMEY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSHAT for PISS ARTIST Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! is SPIC following NIGGER these BULLSHIT rules I DON'T HAVE AIDS in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid JACKASS SHIT immature SHITTY little HAIL SATAN! kids,
• 2: Count to CANNED QUOTES within RANDY TRAVIS 10 RAT'S COCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCK BALL SACK nor FASHION BUG talk,
• 4: Tell NIGGER yourself you MONKEY SHIT don't INCEST have CONAN O'BRIAN this SOD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFACE last straw MILF!

I fucking put DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!' my comment at the TOP OF THE KNOBJOCKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF ALEX TREBEK THIS HELL ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKHEAD offensive. DONKEY PUNCHER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITSLINGING people who try ASS to battle TURD'FASHION BUG that tight-ass KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 17-year-FUCKING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FEATURED it now, but someone said CANDY' PISS CONDOMS'FUCKING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUM is a laughing ASSBANDIT matter. Plus there I WILL END YOU! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Uncyclopedia, there are BALLS articles CUNNILINGUS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR stuff. So ASSCRACK that means FELCHMONKEY stop getting mad at the I'LL RAPE YOU first part too and PENIS talking about the FUCKHEAD letter that it's HONKY mocking (what I'LL RAPE YOU letter? I don't even know what SPUNK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICK CHICKEN hi self FUCK YOU even made a really DONKEY PUNCHER good point. "It's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI nothing more POMMIE from a head nod to a SPICY CUNT FUCK knee tick". PISS. Which I'll add SEX onto BUKKAKE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSWIPE suffer that PRICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMMIT be, because if I were a ASSHAT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BASTARD hilarious. If you WIKIPEDIA Want facts, go on ART METAL PRODUCTS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FAG be offended, don't read DIPSHIT the freaking O CANADA article anyway.

ASS VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTYMINTS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TOSSER PISSHOLE BULLSHIT TACO MILF RAT'S COCK

PUSSY SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH PISS JIZZ SMEG DAGO CUNNILINGUS NIPPLES ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GOBSHITE WHORE ASSFACE DOT HEAD FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD ORGASM VENEREAL DISEASE JERK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER FRIG REBECCA BLACK CRACKER WOODPECKERSHIT ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTT PIRATE FUCKING BASEBALL ASSWIPE MARGARET THATCHER HELL BUKKAKE WOODPECKERSHIT BEANER HELLFIRE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK MOTHERFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! BLOWJOB DUNE COON CHICKEN SHIT HOMO BUTT-HEAD DAMMIT CONAN O'BRIAN GOATSE JENKEM FUCKING A JIZZ CHINK PENISFUCK ASS TITS DICKHEAD DAMN MILF BOLLOCKS AMERICA ONLINE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FRIG WANK PENISFUCK CUNT PISS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITTY QUEEF TITWANK TWISTY VAGINA FAGGOT WOP JERK OFF SHITHEAD JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ARTIST SHITCUNTING BUKKAKE GOD DAMN PIG ASSWIPE FELLATIO SPUNK BITCH WALRUS SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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LOGJAMMER FUCK OFF FUCKFACE ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BALL SACK DAMN IT PISS OFF DOODIE HEAD BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK CARPET MUNCHER DOUCHE NAZI REDNECK PAKI PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAT'S ASS DICKFACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITBALLS GRINGO ASS ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS suck my mothers ART METAL PRODUCTS TITS POLACK DAMNATION DICKHEAD FUCKING WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SHITCOCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COON BITCH HOT GRITS FUCKER FUCKHEAD TAMPONS BUTT PIRATE WANK INCEST RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT TITWANK JUSTIN BIEBER WETBACK ASSHAT BOLLOCKS FAG PORCH MONKEY ASSCRACK DICK CHICKEN CUNT CTHULHU FHTAGN VAGINA I RAPE WALRUSES! CHOAD SPUNK FAG COON GRUE RAPE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POMMIE CUNT BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER PIG ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BEANER DOG FUCKER SCUMBAG CUNT CUNT HELL FUCK YOU SCUMBAG BASTARD CARPET MUNCHER PAKI PORCH MONKEY HORSE SHIT COCKSUCKER FAGGOT FRITZ JOHNNY PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING A ASSFACE SEX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS FLAMING ASS BADGER GOBSHITE BUKKAKE HONKY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLIDE TWAT FUCKTARD HELL CRAPFUCKER CHIGGER PENIS CUNT SEMEN GANGBANG BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER O CANADA BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! EMO CUNT GRIS DAMN TWAT FUCKTARD TACO BENCH PRESS PISS OFF DAMN SHITCOCK PEDOPHILIA KAFFIR CUNTYMINTS RAT'S COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS ORGASM HO PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT ARSE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE POLESMOKER SHIT DAMMIT PISS RUSKIE FUCKHEAD ANUSCAKE PISS OFF SHIT FIRECROTCH BUTTFUCKER BITCH RICK MORANIS SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS REDSKIN HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER TAMPONS YOU WANKER DICK CHICKEN DONKEY PUNCHER TWO-INCH PENIS SHITE PRICK GOD DAMN FELLATIO VAGINA TITS & DICKS ANAL DOODIE HEAD LAKE TITICACA SHITE NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKSUCKER MARGARET THATCHER YOU WANKER ASS PIECE OF SHIT BEANER DOUCHING SUGARTITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S COCK EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS SHIT GOBSHITE DOG SHIT CHRISTHUMPER I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNNILINGUS COCKSHITTER SHITHEAD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITE FELLATIO BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD FAG FUCKTARD NAZI HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD GRAPE PENIS BASTARD FUCKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FEMADOM DICKFACE SEMEN JERRY MONKEY BALLS PUSSYLICKER SHITSLINGING RUSTY TROMBONE CRACKER JOHN SMILEY FACE RAT'S ASS WANKER CUNTING ASSCRACK WANKER SHIT PENIS ON A BUN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK BOOBIES ASSFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUGGER OFF CLEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BIGNOSE PISS HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD GENITALIA WANKSPLAT SAGGY TITS MACACA CUNT HELL CHIGGER DICKFACE TITS TITS STEVE BALLMER ASSHAT FOUR-EYES BITCH JACK OFF DAMNATION HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHIGGER SCUMBAG GO HOME AND DIE DILDO BITCH ASSWIPE CAPITALISM CHICKEN SHIT NEOPETS SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK YOU HELL WALRUS SHIT FIST FUCK SHITBALLS POMMIE WANKSPLAT suck my mothers DUMBASS I'LL RAPE YOU PIGFUCKER ASS LICKER HELL PISS ARTIST HOMO PISS OFF MY ASS CRAP DIRTY SANCHEZ WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FROG MICK SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD WIGGER SAGGY TITS PUNANI PEEPEE FUCKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNTBUCKET KNOBJOCKEY FUCKWIT FUCKTARD ASS FEWMETS JACKASS DOUCHE RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER CHINK DOM DeLUISE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WOP HELL SHITFUCKER FELCHING I WILL KILL YOU! MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO CUNT DAMNATION WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLIT PISSHOLE FRIG CUNT BLUMPKIN PISS PORCUPINE'S BALLS PRICK FEMADOM SHIT DOUCHING FLOWERS HELLFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM INJUN ARSE DOG SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE STEVE BALLMER FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS MONKEY BALLS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TURD NIPPLES DICKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS [expletive deleted] BLOWJOB SHITE FUCKING JUMP! PORCH MONKEY BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN FELCHING COON BULLSHIT BONER MARY WHITEHOUSE YOU ORGASM COCKSTUFFER DAMN IT QUEEF ASSHAT WANKSPLAT FUCKING RAGHEAD SEMPRINI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK CHOAD FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ARSE STEVE BALLMER BUGGER THIS IS SPARTA! FAGGOT NEGRO FUCKHEAD BALLS ASSHOLE FELLATIO BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER TURD DOUCHE PENISBIRD RANDY TRAVIS MILF CHOAD KISSER YOGHURT CANNON CUNT MONKEY BALLS PISS KIKE BELLEND [EXPLETIVE] FIRECROTCH RANDY TRAVIS COCKSMOKER CRAPFUCKER WANK COON HAIL SATAN! YOU WANKER YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS GANGBANG SHITTY ORGASM SUITCASE PENIS GENITALIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSCRACK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I WILL END YOU! PIG BLOWJOB BUTT-HOLE BIRD SHIT INBRED CARPET MUNCHER ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK FUCKFACE CHINK CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD GENITALIA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BASEBALL WANK WOP DOUCHING BOOBS PUSSYLICKER MOCCASINS CHOAD FUCK DICK CHICKEN NIGGER TITS BUGGER BOLLOCKS NIGGER ANAL FUCK OFF CHIGGER ASSWIPE MOCCASINS WIGGER MALL SANTA CUM DAMN IT SEMEN SHITSLINGING FOUR-EYES GIVING HEAD 666 RAPE GOD DAMN SHITE DUMBASS GIVING HEAD POMMIE HITLER WIKIPEDIA AUTOFELLATIO DICKWAD THONG TASTER DOUCHE NAZI ASSFACE WANK EAT MY SHIT! CHRISTHUMPER POOPOO BRITNEY INBRED WARNER MUSIC GROUP GYPSY FUCKHEAD RIVER CRABS SUCK COCKSMOKER BULLCRAP COON DAMN IT DICK TITS DAMN IT SEX DAMN CAUCASIANS PENIS RHODESIA CUNTBUCKET FUCK OFF ASSHOLE CUNTSWILLING FUCK FLYING FUCK NIGGER JAP CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE HO DOT HEAD DAMN IT JESSE McCARTNEY BAT FUCK INSANE DOG FUCKER FIST FUCK FELCHING JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK OFF CUM FELLATIO WETBACK PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS FUCKHEAD PORCH MONKEY BOOBIES POMMIE CUNT BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER CRAPMUNCHER PIG PISS ARTIST TENTACLE RAPE DILDO PISS OFF TOWELHEAD PEDOPHILIA BELGIUM CUNNILINGUS DYKE SUITCASE PENIS PISS ARTIST CHING CHONG CHINK DICKHEAD DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS JACK OFF ASS DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY TITS RAT'S COCK KAFFIR HOMO ANAL BORDER HOPPER PUSSY PISS ARTIST FELCHING PUSSY FUCKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK LIMEY BALLS SHITE GOAT DICK YOU WANKER DICKHEAD GRINGO FASHION BUG CLUSTERFUCK PRICK BULLSHIT O KURWA! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHIT RAT'S COCK ASS CHICKEN FRIES FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE DICKWAD I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DEVELOPERS! ALF FUCKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCKSUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER REBECCA BLACK DUMBASS PUNANI QUEEF SHITSLINGING JIGGABOO CUNT ASSHAT DAMMIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSCRACK FEWMETS FUCK OFF JERRY WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! NAZI PUSSY CUNT PUSSY INCEST I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GOD DAMN WILLY WONKA HIGH WAGES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANKER BLOWJOB CAPITALISM HEIL HITLER! WANK FUCKFACE HELL HADJI I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT DAMN BELLEND CHOAD PISS MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS PISS UP MY ARSE INBRED BASTARD DAMN DAMN HELLFUCKER PIKACHU CUNNILINGUS WALRUS SHIT GO HOME AND DIE TOTAL SHITCOCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HELL MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY GIVING HEAD FUCK SACRAMENTO DICKFACE INCEST SCROTUM RUSKIE POMMIE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHAT FASHION BUG BLOWJOB CLUSTERFUCK FUCK PRICK CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE FELLATIO FUCKHEAD TOWELHEAD DOUCHE NAZI MICK DAMN HO SHITTY INCEST FRED PHELPS HAPPINESS POTTYMOUTH HELL BALLS SON OF A BITCH DICK CHICKEN PUNANI FRIG SPIC BATHING SUIT AREA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TAFFY TITS FUCKFACE I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ANAL CUNT I WILL END YOU! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TWISTY VAGINA HORSE PENIS TACO ASS FUCKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SCUMBAG RAT'S COCK CUNNILINGUS HELL FUCKFACE PRICK DEVELOPERS! FUCKING JACKASS FUCK HOMO BAT FUCK INSANE CAMEL FUCKER CRAPPY SHITCOCK SHIT FUCK A DUCK WETBACK CUNTBUCKET ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DILDO JIGGABOO DAMNATION PIG SHITCUNTING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK FUCK A DUCK PISS OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGGER WANK TWISTY VAGINA DAMN IT CLEMEN SCUMBUCKET FAG SHITSKIN DICKLICK SHITTY CRAPPY FELLATIO DIPSHIT BUKKAKE POOPY CROTCH FUCK YOU BITCH DUNE COON DYKE CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTYMINTS NEGRO CLEAN DRINKING WATER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSFACE ASS FUCK OFF FELCHING HOMO POMMIE PUSSY PISS OFF BASTARD NI TITS DICK FLYING FUCK ASSHAT NAZI Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CONDOMS and with the AAAAAAAAA! and his SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH of girraffes in which REDNECK while reading about JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PEDOPHILIA