Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SAGGY TITS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITSLINGING neurochemical FUCK disorder SUCK MY DICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RECTUM RAIDER, sudden NIGNOG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FLYING FUCK or TAFFY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HENTAI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WOP way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NAZI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PORCH MONKEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMN NIPPLES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous REDSKIN utterFUCKance of socially CAMEL FUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE television programs to address UIGURS Tourette's syndrome.

SHITHEAD Tourette's is RAT'S ASS not to be FUCKHEAD confused with MOTHERFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying REDNECK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HONKY random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-FUCK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOOBS language, UNICORNS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CRAPPY JUSTIN BIEBER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISS souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities BUTTFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES OSTRICH MY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A SNUFF PORN Polite Note to the BUKKAKE Author:

The ASS Tourette's SLOPE Research Institute was DAMN founded to SEX.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PIG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TACO article ARSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PEEPEE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BELLEND changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YOU WANKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JERK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of QUEEF Tourrette's sufferers PICKANINNY swear. You can PUSSY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FOUR-EYES TV, for always focusing on the FUCKHEAD bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
The main INBRED symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK YOU involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITSLINGING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee JACKASS NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is FELLATIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUTTFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAGHEAD sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and TITWANK commit ASSFACE suicide.
There is no FUCKWIT cure, and the PISS ARTIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the POMMIE tics often have adverse FLYING FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go NIGGER numb and PUSSY basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIGGER it is without the FUCK YOU drug.

I am an active member of a MY ANUS IS BLEEDING tourette syndrome FUCKING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! the THONG TASTER public view of Tourettes as a "NECROPHILIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHOAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SLOPE sorry for TOURETTE'S SYNDROME "hi-jacking" your WEHATEMARIO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHOAD this that really PISS annoys me. I am working towards a HELL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BULLCRAP article. Remember, everything here is meant to be REBECCA BLACK, and making fun of a CUM horrible disorder is (not) SHITFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BATHING SUIT AREA time.

Best DUMBASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKLICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “DISSIDENTS” Wen

P.S. ARSE Regards to Andrew SHITSLINGING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The TITMOUSE bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNTBUCKET punch him if you BLOWJOB want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFUCKER saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my CHENEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RECTUM RAIDER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MARGARET THATCHER and SHITE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BAND WITH 4 SHITSLINGING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JERK OFF HORSE! RECTUM RAIDER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RECTUM RAIDER'S HOUSE

How BUGGER OFF to PISS cure SIGMUND FREUD the ASSHAT Tourette's PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's CRAP ON A STICK Syndrome HONKY is BUKKAKE following BEANER these AUTOFELLATIO rules DIRTY SANCHEZ in PISS order:

1: Avoid BLUMPKIN immature ASS little FENCE JUMPER kids,
2: Count to DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT within O CANADA 10 BONERseconds,
3: Do not open your TIT DIRT DOODIE HEAD FUCKTARD nor PENIS talk,
4: Tell SAND NIGGER yourself you ASSHAT don't pen0r have ALEX TREBEK this ASS disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRACKER WITH NASTY GYPSY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RECTUM RAIDER last straw COCK!

I fucking put FIRECROTCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GO COUNT YOUR DICK the TOP OF BASTARD THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOATSE offensive. LENS CRAFTERS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FOUR-EYES people who try THONG TASTER to battle DUMBASS'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT that tight-ass CUM 17-year-JAP—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NECROPHILIA it now, but someone said FIST FUCK' SEX BONER'FUCKING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSHAT is a laughing MASTURBATION matter. Plus there FAGGOT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on QUEEF Uncyclopedia, there are SHITHEAD articles JOHNNY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HELLFIRE stuff. So SCUMBAG that means CUM stop getting mad at the CLEMEN first part too and JIZZ talking about the FLYING FUCK letter that it's BALL SACK mocking (what BUGFUCK letter? I don't even know what ASSFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! hi self GOATSE even made a really QUEEF good point. "It's POMMIE nothing more PUSSY from a head nod to a DICK CHICKEN knee tick". KNOBJOCKEY. Which I'll add SHITFACE onto WANKSPLAT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! suffer that DIPSHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes REBECCA BLACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to KAFFIR be, because if I were a TITTIES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BIBLE BASHER hilarious. If you HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Want facts, go on CHIGGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DUMBASS be offended, don't read RAPE the freaking FUCKTARD article anyway.

BELLEND NIGNOG FUCKHEAD LOGJAMMER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SCUMBUCKET SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM KAFFIR ALEX TREBEK

PISS OFF YOGHURT CANNON THIS IS SPARTA! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOG FUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCK BUTTFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JOHNNY RAINBOWS WANK CHINK CHIGGER INBRED CUNT SHITHEAD PISSHOLE BITCH DAMN BALLS BELGIUM FUCKING JOHN ELWAY NICARAGUA NIGGER SOD OFF PECKERHEAD CUNT BLUE PENIS! SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FAGGOT DOUCHING ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK THONG TASTER ASSCRACK POLAK GINGERBREAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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FUCK FUCK PUSSY HO [Insert swear here] IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TRANNY FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITFACE ASSWIPE NIGGER DAMN ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSHOLE SHIT ASSHAT SMEG WANK BLISTERING BARNACLES POLAK BUKKAKE BLOWJOB AY-AY-AY HELL TITS FUCK A DUCK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DICK CHICKEN FASHION BUG PISS OFF MY ASS OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK CUM BALLS FUCK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSKIN BLUMPKIN DICKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSCRACK MILF FUCKTARD EAT MY SHIT! JACK OFF DICK TITS CANNED QUOTE HADJI BEAVER YUKY DOODY CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH BITCH WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GARBAGE DAY! HELLFIRE FRITZ PUSSYLICKER FENCE JUMPER DOM DeLUISE NECROPHILIA JACKASS GOBSHITE DONKEY PUNCHER BULLCRAP EMO CC PLZ BEAVER CUNT BITCH FUCKING BITCH ANAL DIABETES CUNNILINGUS BUGGER OFF WANK TIMBER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD DOODIE HEAD NIGGER TOSSER FUCKBAG PENIS ON A STICK WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN WIENER DAMN SHITSLINGING COCKSTUFFER SPIC EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK BOOBS ASS COON SEX JACKASS TITS WIENER RAGHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE SOD BOLLOCKS LICK PUSSY COMMUNIST DILDO ANAL FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA MASTURBATION SLOPE GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT TOSSER HAIL SATAN! KNOBJOCKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH FRENCH TICKLER SHIT FUCK ASSHAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POOPY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WOP GOD DAMN TWAT TIMBER NIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BASTARD INCEST SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YOU WANKER FUCK [Insert yet another person's name here] CROTCH pen0r PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE ASSFACE COCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSWIPE KIKE OH SHI– GOD DAMN [EXPLETIVE] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BELLEND BUTTFUCKER GRINGO SHITHEAD JACKASS PUSSY SHITTY DONKEY DICK JACKASS ABO LOGJAMMER BUKKAKE FRIG BASTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH CHICKEN SHIT DAMNATION POLACK PUNANI BUTT-HEAD SHIT FUCKHEAD CAMEL FUCKER SON OF A BITCH SEX PRICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD FUCKING JUMP! CHOAD SEMEN ASS RAT'S COCK RAPE CLIT FUCKWIT BELLEND TAMPONS CONAN O'BRIAN YID SCUMBUCKET SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITBALLS BASTARD SHIT WANK DICKFACE NIGGER TITS SCUMBAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! COON GRIS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE KRAUT BOB SAGET SLOPE BUTTFUCKER BUGGER VAGINA RAPE CHICKEN SHIT TAFFY MALARKY ASS BALLS [Insert yet another person's name here] FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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BEAVER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK CUNT FUCK JACKASS TITS CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN FAGGOT I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED FUCKWIT HADJI FUCKING A CHING CHONG CHINK FROG'S FAT ASS CHINK PENIS ON A BUN DAMNED TABERNACLE BUTT PIRATE LENS CRAFTERS DONKEY DICK CONDOMS ASS DUMBASS ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN POMMIE MASTURBATION JERK OFF CHENEY GENITALIA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JACKASS SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKING FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER WANKER NIGGER BITCH MONKEY SHIT SAND NIGGER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNTSWILLING CUNTSWILLING JUSTIN BIEBER JACKASS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BONER I WILL END YOU! ASSRAMMER PENIS ON A STICK SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT DEMOCRACY BITCH TWAT JENKEM DAMMIT RAPE JACK OFF KRAUT TITS TRANNY CLUSTERFUCK CUNNILINGUS DARTH VADER DOUCHEBAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY DICK CHOAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSWIPE HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD FUCKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE RAPE FUCKING ASSHAT DOUCHE NAZI PENIS SOD OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN COCKGOBLIN PISS HOSER ALEX TREBEK SHAKOPEE SHITE P'KANG SHIT FUCK NIGNOG GOATSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WANK CUNT LAKE TITICACA SEMEN SUITCASE PENIS ASS SIGMUND FREUD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH ASS FUCKER BALL SACK ASS FUCKWIT TWAT SHITFACE YID KIKE BUGGER WANK WINDOWS VISTA KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD SHITTY INJUN FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELLATIO SHITE PAKI SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMMIT PEEPEE SHITTY GOD DAMMIT RECTUM RAIDER SLOPE RAT'S COCK PENIS HONKY BIGNOSE DICKFACE SHITFACE FUCKHEAD ASSRAMMER FEMADOM TWAT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? TITWANK FUCK YOU CRAPPY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK POLESMOKER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FUCKING A BITCH GOOK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAMEL JOCKEY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKFACE NIGGER TITS BEAVER LIMEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GRINGO TAFFY Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TAMPON IN MY ASS and with the CAMEL JOCKEY and his BUTT-HOLE of girraffes in which JIZZ while reading about WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! !!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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