Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HORSE SHIT'TWO-INCH PENIS'CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A'BUGGER'FUCKTARD'TITS & DICKS'SPIC Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a NIGGER look at the NIGGER talk page of this PISS OFF article for notes or discussion before BAD MOTHERFUCKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or POLESMOKER neurochemical FUCK disorder DOG SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or FUCKSTAIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ABO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUTT-HOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUTTFUCKER BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FEMADOM utterFUCKance of socially I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

WIGGER Tourette's is TWAT not to be NIPPLES confused with CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying KAFFIR chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNTYMINTS random FAG disorientation, culturally-DAMNATION-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISSHOLE language, DAMN IT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DILDO JOHNNY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FRIG souvenir shoppes and massive SAND NIGGER quantities CHICKEN SHIT of ANAL DIABETES CLUSTERFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A HELLFIRE Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The PISS OFF MY ASS Tourette's PUSSYLICKER Research Institute was GYPSY founded to DOUCHE NAZI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have THONG TASTER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AY-AY-AY article TAMPONS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POOPOO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FELLATIO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHUFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LET'S SHIT Tourrette's sufferers COCKSUCKER swear. You can SHITFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame [expletive deleted] TV, for always focusing on the SHITE bad side of a terrible COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT thing.
• The main [EXPLETIVE] symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOCCASINS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BORDER HOPPER knee JERK OFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FRITZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRACKER school for SOD OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become SHITHEAD manically depressed and QUEEF commit FELLATIO suicide.

• There is no JACK ABRAMOFF cure, and the ARSEBADGERS drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING body to go FRENCH TICKLER numb and PRICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSE it is without the POOPOO drug.

I am an active member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome COON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating REBECCA BLACK the SHITHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "DICK CHICKEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOT HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITCOCK sorry for POLAK "hi-jacking" your NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HOT GRITS this that really NEGRO annoys me. I am working towards a JAP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICK, and making fun of a JACKASS SHIT horrible disorder is (not) FUCK YOU funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTT PIRATE time.

Best NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TWAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIENANMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew JACK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The BOLLOCKS bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you DICKHEAD want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my BIRD SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ARSE and FUCKING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FEMADOM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOCCASINS BAND WITH 4 CHIGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITE HORSE! CUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT'S HOUSE

How NIPPLES to WALRUS SHIT cure COMMUNION WAFER the TAMPONS Tourette's RAPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANKSPLAT for JACKASS SHIT Tourette's YOGHURT CANNON Syndrome NEGRO is NIGGER following P'KANG these BEAVER rules BOLLOCKS in BAD MOTHERFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid REDNECK immature CUM little RAPE kids,
• 2: Count to WANK within RAPE 10 BUGGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITSKIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKBAG nor MOZILLA FIREFOX talk,
• 4: Tell JACKASS SHIT yourself you BAT FUCK INSANE don't AUTOFELLATIO have CONDOMS this DAMN IT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELL WITH NASTY VAGINA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SUCK MY DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNT last straw CLIT!

I fucking put NAZI' my comment at the TOP OF THE BLUE PENIS! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANKSPLAT the TOP OF PISS ARTIST THIS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSHAT offensive. SHITCOCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try MOTHERFUCKER to battle PORCH MONKEY'FUCKSTAIN that tight-ass TOWELHEAD 17-year-PRICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKSTAIN it now, but someone said SHITFACE' RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE'SCUMBAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PAKI is a laughing TITS matter. Plus there [expletive deleted] was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COLGATE Uncyclopedia, there are FAGGOT articles HORSE PENIS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching VAGINA stuff. So PAKI that means FUCK stop getting mad at the FUCKHEAD first part too and CUNNILINGUS talking about the HITLER letter that it's CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON mocking (what FUCKING letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKER hi self ARSEBADGERS even made a really CUNTING ASSCRACK good point. "It's CUNT nothing more HOSER from a head nod to a WANK knee tick". SEMEN. Which I'll add SOD OFF onto DOUCHETITS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKTARD suffer that WOODPECKERSHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NAZI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BALLS be, because if I were a PISS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article AY-AY-AY hilarious. If you MOLDY TITS Want facts, go on NI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PUSSYLICKER be offended, don't read MOCKIE the freaking TURD article anyway.

BELGIUM FEWMETS PIGFUCKER BOOBIES REDSKIN ALF INJUN BITCH SUCK MY DICK I RAPE WALRUSES!

HADJI BITCH MAMA MIA WANK FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK MY COCK WIENER GOD DAMMIT PAKI WANK BUTTFUCKER CUNT ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK JOHNNY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHE SOD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT CRAPPER CRAPFUCKER FUCK OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER MAMA MIA FUCK NUGGET JOHNNY CUNT ASSWIPE OLD CHRIST OF A ORGASM NAZI POLESMOKER FRIG WIKIPEDIA SAGGY TITS BITCH PUNANI FUCK YOU DUNE COON FUCKFUCKFUCK DICKFACE CRAPPY CUNT SEX COCK SUNSHINE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HAIL SATAN! JENKEM FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER FROG WOP FUCK YOU TITMOUSE ALF TURD KIKE SHITE DAMN KIKE THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DAMN IT FELCHING FUCKBAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANK ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK GO HOME AND DIE JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JIGGABOO CUNT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! ORGASM BEAVER BULLCRAP HOT GRITS YOU WANKER REDNECK ASSHAT ASSHOLE CUNTRAG CLIT GRIS CLIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FEWMETS SUCK MY DICK DICK CHICKEN CLEMEN JAP JOHN ELWAY BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKTARD SHIT ASSHAT JERRY ASS LICKER SEMEN CUNT CUNT FUCKSTAIN KIKE TITMOUSE FUCK OFF BASTARD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICK IN A BOX AMERICA ONLINE CUM I'LL RAPE YOU TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT DICKLICK SUITCASE PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY SEX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GIVING HEAD WIKIPEDIA GOBSHITE TIMBER NIGGER TITS ASSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHIT DAMN BASTARD SUCK MY COCK DOUCHE NAZI CUNNILINGUS DIPSHIT BASTARD TITS FENCE JUMPER DYKE GENITALIA ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSCRACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN FIST FUCK SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK MOCKIE RUSKIE GOOK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DOUCHEBAG I RAPE WALRUSES! LET'S SHIT NIGGER TITS FUCKWIT JOHNNY DAMN IT CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD PISS PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER TUBA GYPSY HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY PRICK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK COCKSUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BALLS TITS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHUT UP, MEG! SHITCUNTING BOOBS TITTYWANK POLESMOKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CLUSTERFUCK CUNT PISS ARTIST FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PENIS COCK TAMPONS FUCK OFF BRITNEY RAT'S ASS PAKI DOUCHETITS BAT FUCK INSANE GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN SHITE GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO JUNGLE BUNNY INBRED PISS OFF PUSSY DUMBASS MACACA GARBAGE DAY! MALARKY SHITE ASS DAMN ASS FUCK YOU POLAK YOU WANKER BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CAPTAIN CRUNCH BASTARD JOHN ELWAY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TITTIES CUNT NECROPHILIA POOPOO CAPTAIN CRUNCH TITS & DICKS SHITBALLS CLIT SMEG JACKASS FUCKTARD DICKWAD BIG FOOT HEIL HITLER! BASTARD COLGATE CUNTING ASSCRACK COCK HOMO CRAPMUNCHER SIGMUND FREUD NAZI RAPE FRAK MASTURBATION JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY SHITE LET'S SHIT CUNT COCKSTUFFER COON GRINGO CUNT SHITHEAD SHITE FEMADOM SUGARTITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK HAIL SATAN! TWAT GOD DAMMIT CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK INJUN COCKGOBLIN NAZI DOUCHING FUCKFACE PISS OFF BITCH MONKEY SHIT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI PISS ARTIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POOPOO LOGJAMMER CLUSTERFUCK BITCH BALLS WHITE PEOPLE CUNTRAG CUNNILINGUS JIZZ SUCK A BIG DICK LAKE TITICACA FUCK OFF BUTT PIRATE BASTARD MARY WHITEHOUSE NIPPLES CROTCH TWAT NIPPLES BALL SACK ORGASM FUCK OFF I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DICK BALL SACK JACKASS SHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF AY-AY-AY SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS CUNT FEMADOM PISS ARTIST GOBSHITE FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT BONER POLACK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKFACE SHIT CUNTYMINTS MOZILLA FIREFOX NAZI RANDY TRAVIS NIGGER SOD OFF UNITED KINGDOM LOLCAT BASTARD FUCKHEAD PUSSY DAMMIT SHIT SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY CANNED QUOTE DAMN IT ASS FELLATIO POLAK CC PLZ URINE-GARGLING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HELL IN SACREMENT PISSHOLE BOB SAGET O KURWA! FUCKSTAIN GREASER FELLATIO FRIG AY-AY-AY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ELECTION BONER CUNT ASSRAPING MOTHERFUCKER CUNT DAMN ASSCRACK FIRECROTCH DOUCHE LIMEY CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN JACK OFF DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA LAKE TITICACA NAZI KAFFIR WOODPECKERSHIT SHITHEAD DAGO GOD DAMMIT ARSE SHITE CRAPMUNCHER BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICK DOUCHING SHITFACE GOAT DICK JUNGLE BUNNY TITS & DICKS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER COCKSTUFFER FASHION BUG FALSE BENSON GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK CRAPMUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER SHIT CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOCKIE MOLDY TITS SHITBALLS KRAUT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTSWILLING PISSHOLE ARSE JERK OFF DAMN DOG SHIT CHOAD TWAT CUNTYMINTS BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITTY DAMN IT FUCK YOU NIPPLES BITCH ANAL DIABETES WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS ASSHAT FUCK HORSE SHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK CROTCH DYKE BOOBS HELL HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT BITCH INBRED TAMPONS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GOD DAMMIT NIGGER DAMN SHIT TITS TAMPON IN MY ASS JAP SHITFACE DOUCHING CAMEL FUCKER CUNTRAG EUROIPODS NAZI lowercase DAMN FUCKING DAMMIT WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS FRITZ PISS ARTIST BALL SACK JERK OFF TIT DIRT DICK TITS BOB SAGET CUNT CRAPPER SPIC FUCK OFF FUCKING ARSEBADGERS WETBACK KIKE GOD DAMN FRIG DUNE COON PISS OFF MY ASS SHITE BUTT-HEAD ASS SHIT JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FUCK SUGARTITS ASS GREASER DOT HEAD FUCKWIT DICKFACE FUCKHEAD FIST FUCK NIGGER HENTAI CUNT TIT SPRINKLES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SOD WIGGER DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE WHORE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CONDOMS PENIS WIENER FUCK OFF WEHATEMARIO TITWANK GOD DAMMIT RECTUM RAIDER WIENER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TESTICLE CHOKE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT HO SHITTY PUSSY CRAPPY BITCH COCK ASSWIPE CLEMEN BUNG-HOLE DAMN SCUMBAG DONGSHOVER DUMBASS KIKE pen0r FLYING FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COCK JACKASS YUKY DOODY JIZZ GOAT DICK BOLLOCKS BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! YOU SUCK BALLS BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK PIXIES CAMEL JOCKEY BUGFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SAND NIGGER FENCE JUMPER PEARL NECKLACE DICKLICK I WILL END YOU! GOBSHITE MICK BASTARD SAGGY TITS MOCKIE LAKE TITICACA GRINGO suck my mothers WIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK NORTH KOREA WANK REDSKIN MOZILLA FIREFOX JOHNNY CLUSTERFUCK FAGGOT TAMPONS GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICKWAD GENITALIA CUNTSWILLING FELLATIO LIMEY SHITSLINGING GYPSY ASSFACE BULLSHIT PRICK DICK IN A BOX ALF JACK OFF CUM TITS & DICKS INBRED RAT'S ASS DOUCHETITS JERRY INCEST DAMN IT SHITE DIPSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! GYPSY CROTCH WIGGER FUCKHEAD DICK TITS SCUMBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRENCH TICKLER WANK PISS ARTIST DAMN FUCKING JUMP! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER ANAL ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITHEAD SHITTY QUEEF TAMPONS CROTCH SPUNK FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER SHITE CHOAD SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS CHICKEN SHIT AMERICA ONLINE SHIT PRICK CAUCASIANS FROG'S FAT ASS SACRAMENTO WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD ASS PENISFUCK ASSRAPING POMMIE DUMBASS FUCKING JUMP! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HOMO ARSE CHIGGER CUM WETBACK RAPE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER TENTACLE RAPE COCKSHITTER CUNT GOBSHITE BRUSH MA TEETH SPUNK GO COUNT YOUR DICK YOGHURT CANNON DICK DOODIE HEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICK TITS ART METAL PRODUCTS JESSE McCARTNEY HELL HELL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUNTRAG PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BULLSHIT FUCKER SEMEN DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT FROG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK DONKEY DICK BUGGER PRICK CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHE NAZI TACO COCK MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS CUNT SPUNK PIGFUCKER NIGGER SEMEN PISS ARTIST BUTT-HEAD MARGARET THATCHER I'LL RAPE YOU pen0r BITCH ASSHAT KAFFIR KNOBJOCKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! EAT MY SHIT! DICKFACE DOUCHETITS ASSCRACK YOU WANKER HOSER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE COCKSHITTER EPIDIDYMIS FUCK DAMNATION FUCKER BONER CHOAD POLACK SCUMBAG WANK WIENER HORSE SHIT NIGGER HONKY TURD SHITE TITMOUSE DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG CUNT WANKER POMMIE HOMO NIGGER DONKEY DICK SCUMBAG BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE SHITCOCK BOON BUGFUCK RAT'S ASS CROTCH POMMIE EPIDIDYMIS LOGJAMMER BALL SACK D'OH DAGO BLUMPKIN BASTARD BLOWJOB WIENER DICKHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SPRINKLES INBRED D'OH NI JUNGLE BUNNY DUMBASS JAP HELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITHEAD WANK SHIT SHITFUCKER PORCH MONKEY CUNT COCKSHITTER GOD DAMMIT suck my mothers FUCKING A CLEMEN POMMIE SHIT REDNECK GOD DAMMIT FRED PHELPS CUM ARSE FUCKFACE CUNTBUCKET RICK MORANIS WIENER HENTAI STEVE BALLMER DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUKKAKE CUNT FAG CLEMEN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CRAP DAMN WINDOWS VISTA GYPSY FROG'S FAT ASS DAGO BITCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! suck my mothers [expletive deleted] CUNT FUCKWIT CRAPPY DOM DeLUISE PISS NEGRO FENCE JUMPER TRANNY BALL SACK GOD DAMN DUMBASS FUCKFACE MOCCASINS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MONKEY BALLS WANKER DOUCHEBAG INBRED HAIL SATAN! PISS OFF MY ASS GIVING HEAD STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK OFF BASEBALL SCUMBAG CLUSTERFUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSFACE BLUMPKIN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BUGGER OFF BELGIUM QUEEF VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER DOT HEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FELCHMONKEY DESU FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS JESSE McCARTNEY ABO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FRITZ CLEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TITS PUNANI [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] EMO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACKASS INCEST I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSFACE CUNT FUCK FAG PEARL NECKLACE FU SPANG GOD DAMMIT EMO TITTIES AUTOFELLATIO BRUSH MA TEETH BUTT PIRATE CUNT DIPSHIT HO POOPOO SOD OFF FUCKER BUTT PIRATE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TITS & DICKS FUCKTARD FAG GO HOME AND DIE AUTOFELLATIO BONER RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER ARSE ASS LICKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FAG PISS ARTIST RANDY TRAVIS JENKEM FUCK OFF BOOBS ASSRAPING WOP COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE SHIT BITCH TUBA SCROTUM DICKHEAD DAMN EARS OF CHRIST CUNT SCUMBUCKET CUNTBUCKET URINE-GARGLING PUSSYLICKER SCROTUM SHITTY DONALD RUMSFELD HO [Insert stupid word you just made up here] CANNED QUOTE FUCKWIT NIPPLES TOSSER COON JAP TOWELHEAD SHIT SEX ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE POOPOO BUTTFUCKER FRITZ SEX DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITS FUCK OFF NIGGER GOBSHITE YID FUCKBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FROG'S FAT ASS SACRAMENTO CRACKER PISS FUCKER NIGNOG GOOK BITCH SCUMBAG SHITFACE WALRUS SHIT SHITFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS FUCK OFF CUM FUCKING FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAPE DICKFACE HOMO BORDER HOPPER FAGGOT NIGGER TITS COCKGOBLIN BOYCOTT VIACOM! PENIS ON A BUN VAGINA NIGNOG WOP HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS AUTOFELLATIO TWAT EAT MY SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKWIT PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT FRITZ TURD SHIT BASTARD COON FUCKING A DAMN SMEG GOD DAMMIT HOT GRITS FUCKBAG EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITTY MASTURBATION BEAVER REBECCA BLACK COCKSHITTER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WIENER LENS CRAFTERS HELL WIKIPEDIA ORGASM FUCKER JAP FRED PHELPS DICK CHICKEN VAGINA ASS DOUCHE SEX GOD DAMMIT BUGFUCK AUTOFELLATIO DOG SHIT WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT JAP FUCKING SHITTY SHITFACE HOMO GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS HADJI FUCKHEAD SHIT MICK NIGGER DUMBASS FIRECROTCH PEDOPHILIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK BUKKAKE WIKIPEDIA INBRED BOOBS O KURWA! SUCK MY DICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS I'LL RAPE YOU NIPPLES BIRD SHIT JOHN ELWAY BOOBS VAGINA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS pen0r SHITE JACKASS SHIT POWERSHIT WANK FUCK A DUCK DOUCHE DAMN CUNT LAPPER SOD OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TIT SPRINKLES and with the FLYING RAT'S ASS and his SPIC of girraffes in which GOBSHITE while reading about HELL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNTYMINTS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK