Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCK OFF comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SUITCASE PENIS article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITWANK neurochemical FUCK disorder TITWANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden ANUSCAKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CROTCH or CUNT CRAPPER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ORGASM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTERFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING A by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SEX words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MAMA MIA OSTRICH MY ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JUSTIN BIEBER utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS ARTIST television programs to address GREASER Tourette's syndrome.

POLESMOKER Tourette's is RECTUM RAIDER not to be BITCH confused with DOG FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAMEL JOCKEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELCHING random KIKE disorientation, culturally-BASEBALL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BULLSHIT language, DUMBASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SPUNK JESSE McCARTNEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive YOGHURT CANNON quantities BALLS of ANAL DIABETES VAGINA garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTT PIRATE Polite Note to the FUCKTARD Author:

The JIZZ Tourette's CRACKER Research Institute was ASS LICKER founded to INBRED.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RAT'S ASS article LAKE TITICACA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSWIPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance REDNECK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKER Tourrette's sufferers BUTTFUCKER swear. You can VAGINA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKSUCKER TV, for always focusing on the WOMEN'S RIGHTS bad side of a terrible MICK thing.
The main CLIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHOLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK YOU knee FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is DAMN IT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITWANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

school for COCKSMOKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PIGFUCKER sufferers to become LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS manically depressed and SCUMBAG commit NIGNOG suicide.

There is no VENEREAL DISEASE cure, and the BOOBIES drugs that are available to, "calm" the NIPPLES tics often have adverse NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DYKE perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go FUCK numb and GREASER basically made it NIGGA! worse than NEGRO it is without the ASSHOLE drug.

I am an active member of a SMEG tourette syndrome FUCK YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTRAG the DUNE COON public view of Tourettes as a "CROTCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FEWMETS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HO sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your TITS & DICKS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EXTRA LONG PENIS this that really JENKEM annoys me. I am working towards a TWAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a INBRED horrible disorder is (not) SCUMBUCKET funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSRAMMER time.

Best FUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITBALLS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese KOREA LOVER reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. BLUMPKIN Regards to Andrew DIRTY SANCHEZ Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The TACO bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you PENISPENISPENIS!!! want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS ARTIST saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DIPSHIT and GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RICK MORANIS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 BATHING SUIT AREA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSFACE HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How DOUCHE NAZI to GOD DAMMIT cure HOSER the DOG SHIT Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKBAG for FUCKTARD Tourette's MALARKY Syndrome MASTURBATION is SHITSLINGING following PISS ARTIST these DONKEY PUNCHER rules COCKSMOKER in PIECE OF SHIT order:

1: Avoid ABO immature CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE little SHIT kids,
2: Count to PEEPEE within PISS OFF 10 FUCKHEADseconds,
3: Do not open your PISS OFF YOU WANKER FELCHMONKEY nor CHING CHONG CHINK talk,
4: Tell ASS yourself you CAPTAIN CRUNCH don't FUCKING A have PUNANI this DIPSHIT disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNTYMINTS WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw DEVELOPERS!!

I fucking put BALLS' my comment at the TOP OF THE YOUR MOM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKTARD the TOP OF COCKSUCKER THIS GOD DAMMIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DIPSHIT offensive. MARGARET THATCHER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ANAL DIABETES people who try BALL SACK to battle FUCK YOU'FUCKING that tight-ass PEEPEE 17-year-GOD BLESS AMERICA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TWISTY VAGINA it now, but someone said ASS LICKER' WOP HOSER'BASTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISSHOLE is a laughing LOGJAMMER matter. Plus there RAT'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FLYING RAT'S ASS Uncyclopedia, there are DESU articles BLUE PENIS! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKWIT stuff. So FUCKER that means HELL stop getting mad at the JACK OFF first part too and FUCKFUCKFUCK talking about the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS letter that it's SHITCOCK mocking (what BUGGER letter? I don't even know what 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian SOD hi self AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI even made a really DOUCHE good point. "It's DICKWAD nothing more NIGNOG from a head nod to a BALL SACK knee tick". CLUSTERFUCK. Which I'll add DOM DeLUISE onto VAGINA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PEARL NECKLACE suffer that ASSHOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK CHICKEN be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MASTURBATION hilarious. If you DICKHEAD Want facts, go on KIKE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKFACE be offended, don't read GOD DAMN the freaking DUMBASS article anyway.

I'LL RAPE YOU DOG FUCKER WANK BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SEMEN SAMUEL L. JACKSON BALL SACK FELLATIO

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CLUSTERFUCK COON THONG TASTER HELLFIRE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DICKFACE KIDDY FIDDLER NEGRO DAMN BIRD SHIT BITCH ASS TRANNY ASSCRACK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCKING BASEBALL CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITCOCK LIMEY RAGHEAD SHIT BEAVER SHITFUCKER SHIT WANK NECROPHILIA DICK CHICKEN SNUFF PORN CRAPMUNCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS TAMPONS WANK FUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN IT BULLSHIT ANAL MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ANUSCAKE FUCKING ASSRAPING FUCK DICKHEAD WANK TITWANK ASSFACE DIPSHIT CLEMEN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU BUTT-HOLE BLOWJOB I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCUMBUCKET DICKFACE WANK LICK PUSSY

TITTIES ASSFACE YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE PISS MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH GENITALIA PUSSY WANK WHORE BASTARD FUCKING 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BASTARD COON FRITZ I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS TITS & DICKS BUKKAKE BALL SACK I RAPE WALRUSES! Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the DILDO and his FUCK OFF of girraffes in which SCROTUM while reading about JERK OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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