Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKWIT'SCUMBAG'TAFFY'REDNECK'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'PENIS ON A STICK'O KURWA! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FRED PHELPS look at the BASTARD talk page of this AMERICA ONLINE article for notes or discussion before BULLCRAP editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT CRAPPER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKTARD, sudden ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKLICK or SOD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOG SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SAMUEL L. JACKSON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKLICK BUTT PIRATE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHOLE utterFUCKance of socially NEGRO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHOAD television programs to address FUCKING Tourette's syndrome.

SPIC Tourette's is I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! not to be HELL confused with BRUSH MA TEETH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MACACA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACKASS random ASSRAMMER disorientation, culturally-SEMEN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PENIS language, JACK OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TAMPONS DILDO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ARSE souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES CRAP garbage.

Darnit.

A KRAUT Polite Note to the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Author:

The DAMN Tourette's POLACK Research Institute was DARTH VADER founded to PIG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFUCKER article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEMEN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOD DAMMIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS Tourrette's sufferers FUDGEPACKER swear. You can FUCKFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS ARTIST TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
• The main ARSE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JIZZ involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FIST FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUNE COON knee SHITFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING FUCK school for POOPY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BIGNOSE sufferers to become GYPSY manically depressed and GOBSHITE commit FRED PHELPS suicide.
• There is no SHITSKIN cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse BEAVER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSBANDIT perodol" which caused my entire DICK body to go SIGMUND FREUD numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITTYWANK it is without the TURD drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHEBAG tourette syndrome JOHN SMILEY FACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD the CUNT CRAPPER public view of Tourettes as a "PIG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YOGHURT CANNON much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK A DUCK sorry for FUCKWIT "hi-jacking" your HOLY DUMB FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITHEAD this that really MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK YOU, and making fun of a [expletive deleted] horrible disorder is (not) SPANK THE MONKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BEAVER time.

Best CRAPPY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese KOREA LOVER reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those MEG countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. FELLATIO Regards to Andrew COON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The BIG FOOT bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you SMEG want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GO COUNT YOUR DICK saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my THONG TASTER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKTARD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PEDOPHILIA and CRACKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WIKIPEDIA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOCKIE BAND WITH 4 DAMNATION MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HORSE! FUCKTARD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKTARD'S HOUSE

How DIPSHIT to FUCK YOU cure JAP the HELLFUCKER Tourette's CAMEL JOCKEY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANK for FELLATIO Tourette's TWO-INCH PENIS Syndrome SACRED is JIZZ following WIENER these GRAPE PENIS rules PAKI in GOD DAMMIT order:

• 1: Avoid FAGGOT immature GYPSY little PISS kids,
• 2: Count to NECROPHILIA within FUCKBAG 10 COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HITLER SIGMUND FREUD COON nor ASSRAPING talk,
• 4: Tell FIRECROTCH yourself you ASSWIPE don't JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE have SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH this PISS OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WITH NASTY I'LL RAPE YOU DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAT'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKTARD last straw GOATSE!

I fucking put CAMEL FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAT'S COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FAGGOT the TOP OF COON THIS ASS FASCIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN IT offensive. CUNTYMINTS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TWO-INCH PENIS people who try GIVING HEAD to battle CUNT'TITTIES that tight-ass HATE HATE HAT 17-year-DILDO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said PRICK' YOU WANKER HITLER'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing EMO matter. Plus there PENIS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAGO Uncyclopedia, there are BASTARD articles LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BALLS stuff. So GYPSY that means JESSE McCARTNEY stop getting mad at the DARTH VADER first part too and SCRATCH! GROUNDER! talking about the DUMBASS letter that it's NI mocking (what SAND NIGGER letter? I don't even know what FUCK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOCCASINS hi self DOUCHEBAG even made a really DOUCHING good point. "It's FUCKWIT nothing more BAT FUCK INSANE from a head nod to a SUCK A BIG DICK knee tick". PIECE OF SHIT. Which I'll add CLEVELAND STEAMER onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that DICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SCUMBAG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT be, because if I were a CHRISTHUMPER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WALRUS SHIT hilarious. If you COCK Want facts, go on DICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read AMERICA ONLINE the freaking RUSTY TROMBONE article anyway.

GREASER ASS DAMN FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SEX

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HELLFUCKER ASS YID MILF FUCKBAG BUGGER DAMN WANK ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS ASSHOLE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHUFF ASSRAPING FUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RUSTY TROMBONE WANKSPLAT HEAVEN SCROTUM PISS OFF MY ASS TITS CUNNILINGUS PECKERHEAD SHIT JACKASS BIRD SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER FUCKTARD FRED PHELPS TWAT RAPE DICK CHICKEN RAT'S ASS TITWANK PISSHOLE WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH BUKKAKE MASTURBATION WIENER FIRECROTCH CLIT DOT HEAD DELICIOUS CAKE I RAPE WALRUSES! DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD WANK ASSBANDIT PISS OFF TOTAL RAT'S COCK STEVE BALLMER DAMNED TABERNACLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKBAG O CANADA CAMEL JOCKEY BANGKOK VAGINA BASTARD COON TOWELHEAD TURD INBRED INBRED PORCH MONKEY RAPE BUGGER BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOB SAGET DICKFACE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKFACE CRAP ON A STICK BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER COCK MICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKSTAIN and with the POLAK and his SHITE of girraffes in which ASSHOLE while reading about SAGGY TITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SEMEN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NECROPHILIA