Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without NECROPHILIA comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MY ANUS IS BLEEDING article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOTHERFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFACE, sudden SHITHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BORDER HOPPER or NIGNOG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BULLSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHING CHONG CHINK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITCOCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TAFFY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WIKIPEDIA DAMN IT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FIRECROTCH utterFUCKance of socially HADJI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CAMEL FUCKER television programs to address ASSCRACK Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD KISSER Tourette's is MAMA MIA not to be FUCKSTAIN confused with ASSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOCKIE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAPE random FENCE JUMPER disorientation, culturally-FUCK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PUNANI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROG'S FAT ASS language, TACO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF SHAKOPEE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNNILINGUS souvenir shoppes and massive SHITSLINGING quantities FOUR-EYES of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A I'LL RAPE YOU Polite Note to the SHITFUCKER Author:

The PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's GOATSE Research Institute was RAT'S COCK founded to GREASER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SAND NIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article RAT'S ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BOOBS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOD DAMN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of DARTH VADER Tourrette's sufferers DOM DeLUISE swear. You can AUTOFELLATIO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MACACA TV, for always focusing on the WINDOWS VISTA bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
The main POLACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITS & DICKS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUNE COON knee FUCK A DUCK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is HEIL HITLER! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PEEPEE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT school for BOLLOCKS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I'LL RAPE YOU sufferers to become FLYING RAT'S ASS manically depressed and PEEPEE commit SCUMBAG suicide.
There is no CLUSTERFUCK cure, and the PISS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITE perodol" which caused my entire FUCKBAG body to go RAPE numb and GIVING HEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOON it is without the WIENER drug.

I am an active member of a CHOAD tourette syndrome BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CARPET MUNCHER the JESSE McCARTNEY public view of Tourettes as a "THIS IS SPARTA! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for DARTH VADER "hi-jacking" your EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HO this that really FELLATIO annoys me. I am working towards a DONGSHOVER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DONKEY PUNCHER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a FUCKBAG horrible disorder is (not) INCEST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best JACKASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. THIS IS A RARE SWEAR Regards to Andrew CRAP ON A STICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The WETBACK bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGFUCK punch him if you GRINGO want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK YOU and ASSWIPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WARNER MUSIC GROUP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NEGRO BAND WITH 4 PAKI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT HORSE! SHITFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITFACE'S HOUSE

How EAT MY SHIT! to BUGFUCK cure FUCK the TOSSER Tourette's CUNTBUCKET Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Tourette's NECROPHILIA Syndrome GRAPE PENIS is FUCK following FUCKHEAD these BAD MOTHERFUCKER rules FUCKING in FUCKER order:

1: Avoid MASTURBATION immature PENIS little INJUN kids,
2: Count to GOD DAMN within TURD 10 GOD DAMNseconds,
3: Do not open your BUTTFUCKER HELL BIGNOSE nor BASTARD talk,
4: Tell FRIG yourself you PEARL NECKLACE don't TOWELHEAD have SHITFUCKER this FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

WITH NASTY FEATURED DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITFACE last straw QUEEF!

I fucking put JACKASS SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE SEX PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA the TOP OF BANGKOK THIS FUCKSTAIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SPANK THE MONKEY offensive. DAMN IT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITHEAD people who try SCUMBAG to battle INCEST'WIKIPEDIA that tight-ass CHENEY 17-year-MOTHERFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PUSSY it now, but someone said ASSCRACK' FUCK OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS'TONY LA RUSSA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNTSWILLING is a laughing TENTACLE RAPE matter. Plus there GRINGO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WANK Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN IT articles FUCKING JUMP! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BIRD SHIT stuff. So BITCH that means JERK OFF stop getting mad at the NORTH KOREA first part too and WIENER talking about the JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST letter that it's WANK mocking (what FLYING FUCK letter? I don't even know what BUTTFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKSTAIN hi self LIMEY even made a really FUCKING JUMP! good point. "It's TUBA nothing more BEANER from a head nod to a JACKASS knee tick". CLEMEN. Which I'll add JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK onto GOOK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DIPSHIT suffer that YID much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLUSTERFUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSCRACK be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FLYING RAT'S ASS hilarious. If you DIPSHIT Want facts, go on BONER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HITLER be offended, don't read BUTT-FOR-BRAINS the freaking PISS ARTIST article anyway.

BITCH TAMPONS COCK JAP CUNTRAG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSHAT NEOPETS KAFFIR CLEVELAND STEAMER

I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT KNOBJOCKEY SCUMBUCKET GANGBANG DIPSHIT SAND NIGGER CUNTBUCKET KIKE LOGJAMMER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK DUNE COON SPIC WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT WANK WOP SHITFACE BONG TITTIES PEDOPHILIA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF CUM WOP PENIS ON A STICK FUCKER ASS FASCIST FUCK OFF RAPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNT DAGO SUITCASE PENIS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS THONG TASTER SOD SCUMBAG CHAV PISS OFF FUCKING A GARBAGE DAY! BAD MOTHERFUCKER SLOPE PORCH MONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER CLEVELAND STEAMER LET'S SHIT DOUCHEBAG BENCH PRESS JACKASS TITMOUSE BUNG-HOLE ASS NIGNOG CAMEL FUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FELCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ JELLY BEANS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS ARTIST DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE NORTH KOREA VAGINA BITCH DAMN TITS DOG FUCKER FREE ELECTIONS GOBSHITE CHIGGER TOTAL LIMEY WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKER MASTURBATION WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUM GOD DAMMIT HOLY DUMB FUCK YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER SHIT CONDOMS NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POMMIE SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN FUCK FELCHING HELL WANKER DOG SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PISSHOLE FUCKER BUGFUCK NIGGER TITS NAZI DEVELOPERS! FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN BALLS CUM PEDOPHILIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TOTAL ASS LICKER GOD DAMN YID DICKFACE VAGINA COCKSUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ANAL JERK OFF HELL RAT'S COCK I RAPE WALRUSES! BITCH CUNT DICKLICK BOOBS WIGGER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MOCKIE COON FLYING FUCK DICK CHICKEN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIKIPEDIA SPIC DOG SHIT BONER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS OFF MY ASS ARSEBADGERS NIGNOG DAMN RAGHEAD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCK YOU FLYING FUCK SPUNK FUCK OFF HELLFUCKER LAKE TITICACA AUTOFELLATIO NAZI OSTRICH MY ASS CUM FLYING RAT'S ASS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! 666 SCROTUM PUSSY CUNT O CANADA GYPSY FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHAT PRICK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING BITCH NI INBRED ABO PISS ARTIST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS FASCIST KAFFIR CC PLZ WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! COMMUNIST DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POLESMOKER DAMN ORGASM JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT CAMEL FUCKER BONG FELLATIO CONSENSUS JIZZ DAMN PIKACHU GOBSHITE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BONG RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SLOPE JACKASS NIHILISM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKBAG PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE NEGRO CLEMEN ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER PUSSY TWAT BITCH TURD TWAT RAT'S COCK FUDGEPACKER WANKSPLAT RAT'S COCK SHIT SUCK MY DICK FUCK NUGGET FUCK COCKGOBLIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PORCH MONKEY PRICK COCKSMOKER JACKASS DAMN TAFFY BATHING SUIT AREA BUGGER OFF TAFFY TITS & DICKS CUM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACKASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! AOL IPs CUNTSWILLING CUNT SON OF A BITCH FUCK FUCKSTAIN WINDOWS VISTA DIRTY SANCHEZ SIGMUND FREUD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WILLY WONKA NIPPLES QUEEF BALL SACK PISS FUCKHEAD SUCK MY DICK INJUN CUNT O KURWA! HELL BASTARD CLEMEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TITS HELL DOUCHEBAG BASTARD DARTH VADER TENTACLE RAPE LIMEY PIG BUTT-HEAD EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY RAT'S COCK SOD OFF JACKASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLUSTERFUCK GENITALIA PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JACKASS DICK COCK SCUMBAG BORDER HOPPER GRINGO BULLCRAP WIENER HITLER RUSTY TROMBONE BALL SACK KNOBJOCKEY STEVE BALLMER POMMIE WHORE THIS IS A RARE SWEAR RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS ARTIST BONER BUGGER OFF [EXPLETIVE] BITCH GOD DAMMIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DIRTY SANCHEZ MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT CUNT GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT JAP BAD MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BRUSH MA TEETH TITS & DICKS PISSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING JUMP! JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT NEGRO COCKGOBLIN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RUSTY TROMBONE FEMADOM EAT MY SHIT! WIGGER ROSIE O'DONNELL BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISSHOLE NIGGER CHINK NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT DAMN WANK BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD DAMMIT DIPSHIT DONALD RUMSFELD POLAK SHAKOPEE FUCKTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WHITE RIGHTS ARSE SHITFACE FUCK A DUCK FUCKSTAIN DICK IN A BOX HELL ANAL DIABETES COCKSUCKER JAP CUNT CRAPPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAGO ANUSCAKE HOSER JENKEM RAT'S COCK BITCH GOD DAMN PISS OFF BULLSHIT HOMO BUNG-HOLE EAT MY SHIT! WANK VENEREAL DISEASE JUNGLE BUNNY VENEREAL DISEASE DUMBASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FLYING FUCK WIGGER SHITE HORSE PENIS CLIT SNUFF PORN SOD NAZI FUCK A DUCK BEAVER BELLEND FUCKER COCKGOBLIN SHITHEAD TONY LA RUSSA FUCK OFF DAMN IT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS POTTYMOUTH ASSBANDIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL QUEEF BEAVER TWAT [expletive deleted] MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FUCK NUGGET RAT'S ASS JACKASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKING PENIS FAGGOT JIZZ BITCH [expletive deleted] PUSSY BULLSHIT DYKE JACKASS CHUFF FLYING FUCK SEX WANKSPLAT CRACKER CUNT NIGGER GENITALIA INCEST SHITFACE BASTARD PISS ARTIST CHOAD NIGGER SUCK MY COCK BASTARD BITCH PAKI DILDO HOMO JERRY FUCKTARD GOOK RAPE HITLER PIECE OF SHIT BONG HELL BAT FUCK INSANE CONDOMS RAT'S COCK WIENER ASS FASCIST SHITFUCKER SCROTUM ASSWIPE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PECKERHEAD CUNT CRAPPER DICKFACE PISS SHITTY FUCKHEAD BITCH FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARSE JACKASS ALEX TREBEK TITS BONG DAMN IT MACACA FENCE JUMPER [expletive deleted] CUNTRAG BUTT-HEAD DELICIOUS CAKE WANKSPLAT BITCH ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER MICK ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ORGASM ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMMIT FUCKING DAMN FUCKING A EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BEANER TURD DAMN MONKEY SHIT DOUCHE NAZI JENKEM SAGGY TITS ORGASM SUCK A BIG DICK DIPSHIT SUITCASE PENIS FUCK A DUCK DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT I RAPE WALRUSES! JOHNNY PENIS ON A BUN ASSHAT SHITPISSER PISS ARTIST HOLY DUMB FUCK GENITALIA FAGGOT SHITTY SHITE ASS GRINGO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES YOU WANKER ASSHOLE BALL SACK BIGNOSE MILF BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTT PIRATE ASSHAT CUNT NIGGER TITS JACKASS SHIT FUCKFACE SCUMBUCKET CLUSTERFUCK TWAT HADJI HAIL SATAN! FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NIGGER TITS TITMOUSE RAPE BUGFUCK ASSHAT BUKKAKE ASSCRACK NIPPLES DUNE COON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOOBIES ASSHAT TWAT FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK YOU WANKER CARPET MUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK HELL I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PENIS BRUSH MA TEETH FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK YOU MACACA ASS MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS MILF PISSHOLE HOSER HELLFIRE FRAK NIGGER MONKEY BALLS GYPSY BITCH NAZI [expletive deleted] ORGASM DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! WANK BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT SUITCASE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU COON ORGASM BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS WEHATEMARIO FUCKING A YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST DICKFACE CUM LHASA PIECE OF SHIT COCKSHITTER PIG YOU WANKER YOU WANKER KAFFIR BUGFUCK MARGARET THATCHER BANGKOK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI NORTH KOREA POOPY DUMBASS DAMN GOD DAMMIT PRICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT MARGARET THATCHER ASSHAT DAMN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WIENER ASSWIPE SCUMBUCKET NICARAGUA SHITSLINGING FRIG FUCKWIT ANUSCAKE BUTT PIRATE SHITSKIN CARPET MUNCHER GOBSHITE CRAPPY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCKING NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK FOUR-EYES SHITSLINGING JAP SHITSKIN SCUMBAG CHIGGER FUCK NIPPLES GOBSHITE DOUCHE NAZI YOU SUCK BALLS NIGNOG FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH SHITE MOCCASINS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WOP FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU [Insert silly non-swear here] PICKANINNY PISS SPUNK TAMPONS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD BULLCRAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS BOOBS CHICKEN SHIT DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKSTAIN DARTH VADER GENITALIA PUSSY CUNTRAG YID JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHEBAG SEX ORGASM CHINK INCEST ASSHAT FUCKER SHITTY SON OF A BITCH CONDOMS GOD BLESS AMERICA TWAT ASSHOLE MONKEY BALLS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK YOU SUGARTITS DONKEY DICK KAFFIR BEANER ASS PIG KRAUT BELLEND FLYING RAT'S ASS HOMO COMMUNIST DILDO NIGNOG RAGHEAD GANGBANG SHITHEAD SHITE CLIT PISS DEVELOPERS! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NEOPETS PORCH MONKEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION VAGINA CUM SHITE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUNTSWILLING TOWELHEAD HELLFIRE OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH AUTOFELLATIO BITCH FUCKFACE FUCKING SHIT GANGBANG FUCKING SHITFACE CLEMEN BUTT PIRATE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKHEAD BITCH YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU SAND NIGGER JIGGABOO SEMEN FUCK RAT'S COCK LOGJAMMER FELCHING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM INBRED P'KANG BOOBS ALEX TREBEK WANK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK YOU ANAL DIABETES HOMO PENIS DAMN IT SHIT NIGGER KIKE ARSE BITCH BITCH DIPSHIT FUCK OFF DOG FUCKER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BELLEND REBECCA BLACK DICK TITS COON PEDOPHILIA DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHAKOPEE INCEST IN SACREMENT GREASER SOD FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FLAMEVIPER GREASER PORCH MONKEY DICKLICK ASSHAT DAGO FELLATIO BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE NIGGER GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES CHENEY PISS ASSCRACK KAFFIR SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ORGASM BITCH MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK DICKWAD SHITTY DICK DIPSHIT SHITE FLYING FUCK ASS DONALD RUMSFELD DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT RICK MORANIS FLYING FUCK BITCH SCUMBAG BELGIUM CARPET MUNCHER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CHENEY DUMBASS CHINK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FRIG DYKE SOD I WILL END YOU! FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD FUCK GREASER CHIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK YOU INBRED FUCK OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE SUCK MY DICK POOPY PISS ARTIST CLIT MALARKY TAMPONS TITS & DICKS HOLY DUMB FUCK SOD DOUCHEBAG ORGASM SOD OFF INJUN FAGGOT SHITSLINGING WOMEN'S RIGHTS SPUNK SEX SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSHOLE DAMMIT RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER suck my mothers CLUSTERFUCK BITCH BITCH FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN AUTOFELLATIO DICK CHICKEN DOT HEAD SHIT BUTT PIRATE SHIT RAPE MONKEY'S UNCLE COCK BASTARD HELL PISS ARTIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE D'OH SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH PIGFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FRITZ DOODIE HEAD DOUCHING CAMEL JOCKEY HELL SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SPUNK TITS WETBACK SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS SHITFACE DAMN SUCK MY DICK HELL PUSSY CLEMEN PAKI COCK CAMEL FUCKER BUTT PIRATE BITCH HELL AY-AY-AY GOBSHITE BUTT PIRATE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMN ASSCRACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WIENER KAFFIR COON POMMIE FUCK A DUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROG TITTIES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WIENER FUCKTARD TACO BEANER AUTOFELLATIO SHITE JAP FUCK BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE BASTARD HORSE SHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY FRITZ NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT DAMN FUCKFACE PENISFUCK DAMN TAFFY POLAK MASTURBATION NIGGER [expletive deleted] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S ASS JAP DICK DARTH VADER GYPSY BIGNOSE WOMEN'S RIGHTS TOURETTE'S IS FUN GOD DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK SCUMBAG ASSCRACK CUNTRAG SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS BUGFUCK RAPE CRAPPY SHITBALLS FUCK YOU CHIGGER FAG DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PAKI VANDALISM IS COOL ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT MOCCASINS FEMADOM WANK NIGGER TITS BOB SAGET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITS HELL GOBSHITE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TWAT ASSWIPE CHOAD KISSER JACKASS SHIT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DOUCHE CUNTBUCKET MILF CLUSTERFUCK D'OH PIECE OF SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH HADJI FRITZ NIGGER PISS ARTIST REBECCA BLACK DONKEY PUNCHER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKWIT RICK MORANIS SAND NIGGER RAT'S ASS WANK DIPSHIT PIG JERRY DOM DeLUISE MARGARET THATCHER CHIGGER GENITALIA SHITTY CUNT YOU WANKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GOATSE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DOUCHE NAZI BELLEND BUGGER OFF ASS DONALD RUMSFELD BITCH FUCKING PISS ARTIST CUNT MARCH OF FLAMES [expletive deleted] NEGRO CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITE SHIT POLACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST SHIT COCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GOD DAMN CRAPPY BONER COCKGOBLIN ASSHAT SUCK MY DICK GIVING HEAD FUCK WIENER TWAT FUCKING A TOSSER FUCK CLEMEN CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMN ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKING A BITCH WIKIPEDIA FOUR-EYES SHITCOCK SHITFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SUCK MY DICK DICK DICKLICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WALRUS SHIT DAMN MACACA ASSCRACK YOU WANKER FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BIGNOSE TWAT BASTARD TWAT FROG CROTCH Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TOSSER and with the YOU WANKER and his PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about ABO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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