Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKHEAD'BONER'GOBSHITE'SON OF A BITCH'CRAPFUCKER'AMERICAN SPELLING'FUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder BOOBS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIPPLES, sudden DICKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHOAD or AUTOFELLATIO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BATHING SUIT AREA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKSUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT CLIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially SPANK THE MONKEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI television programs to address INBRED Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is MAMA MIA not to be ASSCRACK confused with PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NORTH KOREA random WANKER disorientation, culturally-CHIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LGBT RIGHTS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAT'S ASS POLAK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BIGNOSE souvenir shoppes and massive CRAP quantities MY ANUS IS BLEEDING of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The NECROPHILIA Tourette's CRAP ON A STICK Research Institute was INJUN founded to PISS ARTIST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have REDSKIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RAGHEAD article PISS OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOOBS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GENITALIA Tourrette's sufferers DONGSHOVER swear. You can BORDER HOPPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS LICKER TV, for always focusing on the CUNNILINGUS bad side of a terrible RAPE thing.
• The main JACK OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SOD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIENER knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIPSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RADIO FREE LUNCH school for BONER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

sufferers to become ORGASM manically depressed and REDNECK commit WETBACK suicide.

• There is no DAMN cure, and the POMMIE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLIT tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELL perodol" which caused my entire SON OF A BITCH body to go PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT numb and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANKSPLAT it is without the YUKY DOODY drug.

I am an active member of a SEMEN tourette syndrome DYKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the ASSWIPE public view of Tourettes as a "SCUMBUCKET swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for DAMNATION "hi-jacking" your JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCKSUCKER this that really PEARL NECKLACE annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INBRED article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MONKEY SHIT, and making fun of a DICKFACE horrible disorder is (not) GOOK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NAZI time.

Best GRAPE PENIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACKASS SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. LET'S SHIT Regards to Andrew CUNTBUCKET Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The [EXPLETIVE] bastard who wrote this article. You can JAP punch him if you CHOAD want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAT'S COCK saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my ART METAL PRODUCTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NIPPLES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNT and ANAL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ART METAL PRODUCTS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BAND WITH 4 SHITSKIN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITHEAD HORSE! NIPPLES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NIPPLES'S HOUSE

How MONKEY SHIT to SHIT cure DONKEY PUNCHER the CUNT Tourette's CHOAD KISSER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTING ASSCRACK for SHITE Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome FAG is CLEVELAND STEAMER following SCUMBUCKET these DICK CHICKEN rules BLUMPKIN in MOCCASINS order:

• 1: Avoid STEVE BALLMER immature CLEMEN little CHAV kids,
• 2: Count to SHITFACE within FUCKING A 10 WIGGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SCUMBAG JACKASS SHIT SAGGY TITS nor BULLCRAP talk,
• 4: Tell STEVE BALLMER yourself you ASSRAPING don't SCROTUM have NAZI this BLUMPKIN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU WITH NASTY SHUT UP, MEG! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NIPPLES last straw NORTH KOREA!

I fucking put BOOBIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE JOHN ELWAY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PRINCE PHILIP the TOP OF EUROIPODS THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RAPE offensive. suck my mothers. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FEMADOM people who try ASSHAT to battle CRAP ON A STICK'FUCKING A that tight-ass FELCHMONKEY 17-year-MALARKY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BLUE PENIS! it now, but someone said TACO' CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS'FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FRIG is a laughing PUNANI matter. Plus there RAPE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MICK Uncyclopedia, there are FOUR-EYES articles REDSKIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So SPANK THE MONKEY that means BUTT-HOLE stop getting mad at the SHITCUNTING first part too and MILF talking about the ORGASM letter that it's CHICKEN SHIT mocking (what DOUCHEBAG letter? I don't even know what COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! hi self SHITFUCKER even made a really CUNNILINGUS good point. "It's CROTCH nothing more TITWANK from a head nod to a FLYING FUCK knee tick". POWERSHIT. Which I'll add BULLSHIT onto GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CRAP suffer that CAMEL JOCKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HADJI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a SEX Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DIPSHIT hilarious. If you HELL Want facts, go on POLAK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT be offended, don't read NAZI the freaking NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! article anyway.

SHIT JIZZ ABO ARSE FUCK HORSE PENIS ARSE VAGINA NIGGER BULLSHIT

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink VENEREAL DISEASE THERE IS A CABAL DICK FUCK OFF DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN CHINK FELLATIO ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHICKEN SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CHUFF LOGJAMMER CHALICE TITTYWANK CHOAD HELL GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS SUITCASE PENIS BUGFUCK SHITFACE NIHILISM SHITSLINGING NICARAGUA ASSRAMMER FLYING FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD PRICK CUNT CRAPPER MONKEY BALLS DUMBASS DICK TITS BUGFUCK DIPSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FROG'S FAT ASS EPIDIDYMIS GARBAGE DAY! FUCKER FUCK RAPE HOT GRITS ABO FEMADOM POLESMOKER FLYING FUCK WANK INCEST NAZI FUCKHEAD ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SEX HADJI DUMBASS PUNANI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISS ARTIST WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CLEMEN JERK OFF FUCKER TITS BITCH CUNT NIGNOG FUCKFACE PISS OFF NIGGER FUCKING CHIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY BALL SACK BALLS BLUMPKIN JACK ABRAMOFF BUGGER OFF CAPTAIN CRUNCH BALL SACK ALEX TREBEK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK and with the CHAV and his WIENER of girraffes in which ASSBANDIT while reading about DOUGHNUT PUNCHER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNT