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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING neurochemical FUCK disorder BAD MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POMMIE, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or PEEPEE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FIRECROTCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITSLINGING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may INBRED include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ANAL DIABETES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELLFIRE GIVING HEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SCUMBUCKET utterFUCKance of socially FUCK YOU objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNNILINGUS television programs to address DILDO Tourette's syndrome.

CODEINE IS A QUEER Tourette's is BASTARD not to be CLUSTERFUCK confused with SHITSLINGING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GREASER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! random BUTT PIRATE disorientation, culturally-PENIS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITTYWANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, CUNTING ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places KIKE PIECE OF SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GANGBANG souvenir shoppes and massive SHITFACE quantities SHITE of ANAL DIABETES BASTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A PORCH MONKEY Polite Note to the SCUMBAG Author:

The GRINGO Tourette's CUNTRAG Research Institute was SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM founded to PENIS ON A BUN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have VAGINA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COMMUNIST DILDO article GANGBANG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITSLINGING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DILDO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of INBRED Tourrette's sufferers MOCCASINS swear. You can KRAUT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PRICK TV, for always focusing on the WILLY WONKA bad side of a terrible GOD DAMMIT thing.
  • The main FLYING FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I'LL RAPE YOU involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SLOPE knee PRICK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DARTH VADER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for EPIDIDYMIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FIST FUCK sufferers to become CHICKEN SHIT manically depressed and JACKASS SHIT commit I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE suicide.
  • There is no COCK cure, and the POOPY drugs that are available to, "calm" the FROG'S FAT ASS tics often have adverse SHITHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ARSE perodol" which caused my entire HELL body to go RANDY TRAVIS numb and DILDO basically made it NIGGA! worse than BLUE PENIS! it is without the HORSE PENIS drug.

I am an active member of a FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE tourette syndrome FENCE JUMPER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NORTH KOREA the FUCKSTAIN public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GIVING HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CTHULHU FHTAGN sorry for PEARL NECKLACE "hi-jacking" your NECROPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HO this that really SHITHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a DOG FUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOOBS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a CLUSTERFUCK horrible disorder is (not) FUCK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEDOPHILIA time.

Best GENITALIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. DICKFACE Regards to Andrew FLYING FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you COCK want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HADJI saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my BUGFUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine POMMIE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HELL and WETBACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BIRD SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) suck my mothers BAND WITH 4 GENITALIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SUCK MY COCK HORSE! POMMIE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO POMMIE'S HOUSE

How DILDO to FUCK cure PUSSY the GOD DAMMIT Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment REDNECK for ASSHAT Tourette's TAFFY Syndrome DICKFACE is KNOBJOCKEY following WALRUS SHIT these HENTAI rules CC PLZ in ARSE order:

  • 1: Avoid WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? immature CRACKER little SAGGY TITS kids,
  • 2: Count to PENIS within HORSE PENIS 10 ASSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DOM DeLUISE BOOBIES HAIL SATAN! nor BALL SACK talk,
  • 4: Tell PISS yourself you HOT GRITS don't BASTARD have PUSSY this SCUMBUCKET disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DARTH VADER WITH NASTY COLGATE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the POMMIE last straw SOD!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE PRICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHRISTHUMPER the TOP OF COCKSUCKER THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK YOU offensive. PIECE OF SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ANAL people who try [EXPLETIVE] to battle INBRED'ORGASM that tight-ass TITWANK 17-year-SHITFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING JUMP! it now, but someone said CHUFF' WANK RUSKIE'HELL on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WIKIPEDIA is a laughing BULLSHIT matter. Plus there COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITMOUSE Uncyclopedia, there are JIGGABOO articles FUCKING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LENS CRAFTERS stuff. So DIRTY SANCHEZ that means GARBAGE DAY! stop getting mad at the I WILL KILL YOU! first part too and CRAP talking about the HELL letter that it's POO POO BLOWJOB mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITE hi self VENEREAL DISEASE even made a really MOZILLA FIREFOX good point. "It's PISSHOLE nothing more CUNTBUCKET from a head nod to a WANK knee tick". BUTT-HOLE. Which I'll add FLYING FUCK onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WINDOWS VISTA suffer that REBECCA BLACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HUEY P. NEWTON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MARCH OF FLAMES be, because if I were a HYPERINFLATION Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOBSHITE hilarious. If you ARSE Want facts, go on D'OH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUTT-FOR-BRAINS be offended, don't read SHITFACE the freaking FUCKHEAD article anyway.

BASTARD DOG SHIT TAMPONS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUM OH SHI– DAMN DARTH VADER KRAUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME

ASS SCROTUM BASTARD JACKASS ASSWIPE MOCCASINS BALLS FALSE BENSON HENTAI SCUMBAG WANK BLISTERING BARNACLES GOD DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE VAGINA COON FUCK OFF FELLATIO PENIS ON A BUN BULLSHIT BITCH WALRUS SHIT FUCKING DAGO JACK ABRAMOFF JAP GRIS SHIT HENTAI ASSHAT RANDY TRAVIS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JACKASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKWIT BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY GYPSY TOSSER ORGASM SHITTY BIRD SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HELL CHOAD ANAL suck my mothers TURD SHIT JERK OFF FUCKER MOCCASINS REBECCA BLACK MICK FRAK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GENITALIA SPANK THE MONKEY AMERICA ONLINE FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST HEIL HITLER! HONKY CUNT CHOAD SHITFACE SHITCOCK FUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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FU SPANG CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT JERRY BELGIUM CLIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ARSE VAGINA GO COUNT YOUR DICK NIGGER INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS 666 MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS ARTIST PIGFUCKER MONKEY SHIT PASTURE VILLAGE DUMP HENTAI ASSHOLE HORSE PENIS ORGASM DAMN ARSE FUCKBAG EXTRA LONG PENIS BUTTFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK BUTTFUCKER KIKE PISS [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCK OFF SEMEN ARSEBADGERS NIGNOG SHITTY WHORE OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKHEAD HELL FUCKTARD FUCK OFF GOD DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK SHITTY SEX FRITZ CRAPMUNCHER FUCK NUGGET TOSSER ASS SHIT WIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TITTYWANK COCK CRAPFUCKER ARSE FUCK PISS ARTIST BOOBS COCKSMOKER BITCH TWAT SEX P'KANG SEMEN BITCH PISS WANK suck my mothers I AM CORNHOLIO! CUNTING ASSCRACK SOD OFF PISS OFF SHITHEAD ASSBANDIT HOMO DEVELOPERS! CRAP ON A STICK CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNTING ASSCRACK BIGNOSE POMMIE CUM BASTARD SHITSLINGING PRICK NECROPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK FAG BITCH FUCKING SHITHEAD FUCK YOU BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL PENISPENISPENIS!!! SCUMBAG WIKIPEDIA TESTICLE CHOKE YID DAMN GOATSE SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BIGNOSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BASTARD OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA CHINK CHIGGER BITCH DEVELOPERS! FEMADOM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHAT CONDOMS COON COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WOODPECKERSHIT VAGINA CUNTRAG PIGFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FIST FUCK FELLATIO THONG TASTER RAT'S COCK NIGGER PISS OFF POOPOO D'OH SOD OFF DAMN INJUN DOG SHIT JOHNNY DICKWAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BITCH KAFFIR ASSHOLE FELLATIO WETBACK FRENCH TICKLER FUCK VAGINA NECROPHILIA MICK FRAK BEAVER SHITSLINGING SHITE WALRUS SHIT ASSHOLE DIPSHIT BOOBS HOMO LICK PUSSY DAMN IT PENISFUCK SAGGY TITS ASSFACE GREASER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SEMPRINI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE WETBACK EXTRA LONG PENIS SIGMUND FREUD DAMMIT CLIT SHITFACE BUTT PIRATE PUSSYLICKER COON I'LL RAPE YOU GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBUCKET FUCKHEAD JIGGABOO BUTT PIRATE DICK FELLATIO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUM ARSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HOLY DUMB FUCK MOTHERFUCKER HOT GRITS PISS ARTIST BASTARD FLYING FUCK BIG FOOT RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE JACKASS ORGASM GOBSHITE TWISTY VAGINA FUCKSTAIN HEIL HITLER! DOM DeLUISE KEEP DIPSHIT ASSCRACK SHITBALLS GENITALIA SHITFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE PORCUPINE'S BALLS COON TACO I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK FUCK YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TURD POLAK MOLDY TITS ARSE SEX DAMN JACKASS BUGGER OFF JAP WANK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING FUCK BULLSHIT DICK CHICKEN HONKY CUNTYMINTS SCUMBAG CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBUCKET FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIPPLES GRINGO BITCH ASSCRACK SHIT TITTIES FEMADOM ASSFACE BITCH NECROPHILIA ARSEBADGERS SUITCASE PENIS SHITCUNTING RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK BOOBIES CAMEL JOCKEY HELL BITCH FUCK OFF YOU WANKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIKIPEDIA TURD PUNANI JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUNT CRAPPER I DON'T HAVE AIDS BITCH FUCKING A YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING FREE ELECTIONS NIGGER CHICKEN FRIES ASSCRACK FUCKTARD CRAPFUCKER I WILL END YOU! BIGNOSE BUGFUCK SHITHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COON CRAPPY BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHIT YID DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD DAMMIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELL PIG NAZI FROG CRAPPY BELLEND CUNT FUCK OFF EMO FUCKTARD TACO FUCK COCK FUCKER COCKSMOKER TOSSER BIGNOSE suck my mothers STEVE BALLMER FUCKHEAD HO REDNECK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS PISS ARTIST FUDGEPACKER CUM PISS UP MY ARSE BASEBALL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FELCHING WALRUS SHIT ASS KITTENS ASS PISS HELLFUCKER DICK IN A BOX DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN IT HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHEBAG SHIT PISS ARTIST CHINK CRACKER PISS ARTIST POOPOO CUNT DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT NEGRO BEAVER DOODIE HEAD MARGARET THATCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN BOLLOCKS CHOAD BASTARD BOB SAGET DONKEY DICK SUITCASE PENIS TENTACLE RAPE ASS HADJI ASSHAT ASSRAPING TITMOUSE ASSHAT FUCKTARD WIENER PEDOPHILIA FIRECROTCH PENIS ON A STICK BUNG-HOLE SHIT GOD DAMN NIPPLES SUCK MY DICK WOODPECKERSHIT PISS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT TITS TITTIES BALLS FUCKER JAP ASS SOD SHIT FUCK CHRISTHUMPER BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS DOG FUCKER SOD OFF BASTARD SHITHEAD PENIS SHITCOCK DIRTY SANCHEZ FLYING FUCK SACRAMENTO DOG FUCKER CLEMEN BITCH HORSE PENIS FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BALLS SNUFF PORN WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN ARSE GOD DAMMIT CENSORSHIP DOG FUCKER BEANER ANAL FUCK CUNT JAP DOUCHING GINGERBREAD WHORE BANGKOK BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKFACE COON FRAK DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FEMADOM WHORE PISS QUEEF TRANNY SOD OFF JAP FUCKING BUKKAKE CARPET MUNCHER COCKSHITTER BATMAN & ROBIN LENS CRAFTERS NECROPHILIA SUITCASE PENIS JACKASS BULLCRAP 666 GANGBANG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOTHERFUCKER COCK FUCKFACE JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY BALLS NEGRO DICKHEAD NIGGER NAZI DOUCHING POOPY BRITNEY CUM PISSHOLE DIPSHIT DOM DeLUISE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIGNOSE SHITE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NAZI BIGNOSE DIPSHIT PISS OFF MACACA PENIS MACACA PAKI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNT SCUMBUCKET COCKGOBLIN NIGGER TITS TURD CUNT DAGO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER JERK OFF TIBET DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA SCUMBUCKET PISSHOLE WIKIPEDIA FUCKBAG CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKFACE PIECE OF SHIT WIENER GO COUNT YOUR DICK JELLY BEANS FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK DAMMIT ORGASM CROTCH FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER CLIT POLACK PENIS ASSHAT HIGH WAGES 666 BUGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT POTTYMOUTH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BLOWJOB SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BIG FOOT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK PISSHOLE BELGIUM JIZZ JACKASS NI MAMA MIA ABO FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I WILL KILL YOU! DONALD RUMSFELD MOCCASINS BORDER HOPPER YOU WANKER BULLSHIT PENIS ASSHOLE VAGINA LAKE TITICACA FUCKHEAD KAFFIR DICKFACE GRINGO TURD WIGGER PISS OFF CHIGGER DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITHEAD SHITTY DOUCHING ASSFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX BUGFUCK FLYING FUCK SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN EAT MY SHIT! ASS FELLATIO WIENER BUKKAKE DICK IN A BOX CRAP ON A STICK COCK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BUGGER OFF BALLS RAT'S COCK WIENER NICARAGUA DONKEY DICK DAMN DAMN IT BLOWJOB SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MICK WHORE TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITSLINGING TOSSER CUNTRAG ASS PISS ARTIST RAPE TITWANK ALF SEMEN WIGGER CUNT MONKEY SHIT SHITE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA YOU WANKER SEMPRINI BITCH CAMEL FUCKER ARSE WANK PRICK GOD DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS BUGFUCK CONAN O'BRIAN COCK PIGFUCKER PIG BOOBIES JAP AY-AY-AY DICK TITS CUNNILINGUS BELGIUM CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE DOG SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER NECROPHILIA MOZILLA FIREFOX FOUR-EYES BEAVER ASSHOLE COON BASTARD TWAT GOATSE PRICK SHITSLINGING URINE-GARGLING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITS CHRISTHUMPER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SEMEN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOBSHITE CUNNILINGUS HORSE SHIT BITCH RAT'S COCK JESSE McCARTNEY FASHION BUG JAP CHENEY DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHE WANKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DIPSHIT SHITCOCK WIKIPEDIA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT PEDOPHILIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! YOGHURT CANNON BALLS LAKE TITICACA GOBSHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICK SEX SHIT CUNT SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT EAT MY SHIT! FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK SHITE JACKASS COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKER DICKFACE SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN SHIT FELLATIO BASTARD BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT IN SACREMENT DIPSHIT SPUNK CRAPPY DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD DILDO DILDO CRAPPY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITE FUCKBAG RAT'S ASS PUSSY CRACKER RUSTY TROMBONE AUTOFELLATIO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TWAT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSFACE NIGGER TITTIES GIVING HEAD GOOD MORNING MR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSHAT ASSFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CLEVELAND STEAMER KNOBJOCKEY ASSCRACK GOD DAMN BALL SACK DOUCHEBAG POWERSHIT DAMNATION BEANER PAKI DICKHEAD ASSWIPE SPANK THE MONKEY THONG TASTER FUCK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE DAMMIT D'OH WANK NIPPLES COCKSUCKER SUCK MY COCK ASSFACE TWAT CRAPMUNCHER DUMBASS MACACA POLACK ASSHOLE DIPSHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HELL YOUR MOM CUNNILINGUS PEDOPHILIA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING A BOOBS PIECE OF SHIT BITCH ASSFACE DARTH VADER JUNGLE BUNNY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NICARAGUA CHICKEN SHIT FAGGOT CUM CUNT SUCK MY DICK DUMBASS HELLFUCKER TAFFY BAD MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO RICK MORANIS REBECCA BLACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKHEAD SHITTY NIGGER TITS CROTCH BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT VAGINA YOGHURT CANNON CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD GOD DAMMIT DYKE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHICKEN FRIES SCROTUM BITCH FUCK NUGGET CLUSTERFUCK SAND NIGGER ASSHOLE YID REDSKIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKTARD and with the GOD DAMN and his NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! of girraffes in which SUCK MY DICK while reading about ASSCRACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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