Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SCRATCH! GROUNDER!'WIENER'I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST'SHITTING DICK NIPPLES'CRAPMUNCHER'WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 'SPICY CUNT FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WOP look at the GYPSY talk page of this COCKSHITTER article for notes or discussion before SEX editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PUSSYLICKER neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSWIPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CRAP, sudden SHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or TWAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOUCHE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WANK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JIGGABOO RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SPUNK utterFUCKance of socially I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CC PLZ television programs to address FUCKBAG Tourette's syndrome.

BLOWJOB Tourette's is LET'S SHIT not to be BEANER confused with PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SOD OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SUITCASE PENIS random FUCKING disorientation, culturally-TURD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITSKIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCUMBAG language, NIHILISM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PUSSY DICK TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive FASHION BUG quantities BUTTFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES FAG garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the POOPOO Author:

The REDSKIN Tourette's PUSSY Research Institute was TWAT founded to CUNTRAG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WIENER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SON OF A BITCH article DICKLICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INBRED I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NORTH KOREA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourrette's sufferers BATHING SUIT AREA swear. You can SOD OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAPE TV, for always focusing on the RAPE bad side of a terrible ARSE thing.
• The main ASSCRACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S ASS knee SHITHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes YOU WANKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BAD MOTHERFUCKER school for ASSRAPING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA sufferers to become MARCH OF FLAMES manically depressed and COCK commit BELGIUM suicide.
• There is no WILLY WONKA cure, and the WANKSPLAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the TAMPONS tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire NEGRO body to go BUTT-HOLE numb and DOUCHE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the HORSE SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a GIVING HEAD tourette syndrome COON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS the RAPE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITTY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WILLY WONKA sorry for DIPSHIT "hi-jacking" your FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA this that really FLYING RAT'S ASS annoys me. I am working towards a WIENER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INBRED article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOAT DICK, and making fun of a ANUSCAKE horrible disorder is (not) SHITTY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your O KURWA! time.

Best CAPTAIN CRUNCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PORCH MONKEY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society FIREWALLS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. MARGARET THATCHER Regards to Andrew NECROPHILIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The HONKY bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGFUCK punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SUGARTITS saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my PISS OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CRAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNTRAG and RAGHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKWIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BAND WITH 4 CLUSTERFUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT LAPPER HORSE! CRAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CRAP'S HOUSE

How BLUMPKIN to FUCK cure CUNT CRAPPER the CUNNILINGUS Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for CUNT LAPPER Tourette's TITWANK Syndrome SOD is PENISBIRD following RAT'S ASS these PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT rules DICKWAD in DICKHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKFACE immature RAT'S ASS little JIZZ kids,
• 2: Count to POLACK within WANKER 10 MARGARET THATCHERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUGGER FUCK MOSES nor CROTCH talk,
• 4: Tell BIRD IN THE HOUSE yourself you DIRTY SANCHEZ don't CUNT have FUCKHEAD this FELLATIO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YOUR MOM WITH NASTY TITS & DICKS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CRAP last straw FUCK YOU!

I fucking put BEAVER' my comment at the TOP OF THE PEARL NECKLACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RICK MORANIS the TOP OF SAGGY TITS THIS TURD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TWAT offensive. WIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FEWMETS people who try FLYING RAT'S ASS to battle FRIG'YID that tight-ass BULLSHIT 17-year-GOD DAMN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JAP it now, but someone said CUNT' FUCK OFF FUCKING A'SOD OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing CUNTRAG matter. Plus there CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PAKI Uncyclopedia, there are WALRUS SHIT articles SAMUEL L. JACKSON about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS stuff. So NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! that means TWAT stop getting mad at the BUKKAKE first part too and CUNT talking about the QUEEF letter that it's MARY WHITEHOUSE mocking (what SPUNK letter? I don't even know what FUCKING A the heck you're talking about). Adrian WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? hi self NIGGER TITS even made a really Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! good point. "It's BALLS nothing more WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? from a head nod to a FUCKING knee tick". SHITHEAD. Which I'll add SAMUEL L. JACKSON onto GOD DAMMIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOTHERFUCKER suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BONER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! be, because if I were a JUNGLE BUNNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT hilarious. If you INCEST Want facts, go on FLYING FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CAMEL FUCKER be offended, don't read DAMN IT the freaking DOT HEAD article anyway.

GOD DAMMIT WIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH ASS FUCKSTAIN RECTUM RAIDER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHIT CLIT

FROG HELL RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING ALEX TREBEK NICARAGUA CLIT BORDER HOPPER INBRED COLGATE FELCHING CRAPFUCKER SHITCUNTING CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLIT BITCH ASSWIPE SHIT CHOAD JAP SOD OFF POLACK SUCK MY DICK POOPY VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT-HOLE ASS FASCIST EMO COON SACRAMENTO BONER ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS DEVELOPERS! NAZI YOU WANKER CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER TITS KAFFIR LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD ABO SHIT COCKSUCKER RAPE FUCKFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK OFF SHITCOCK CUNT FRED PHELPS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TWO-INCH PENIS PISS CRAPMUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITFACE MALARKY FUCKING SHITFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISS FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS BOOBIES PRICK SHIT DARTH VADER ASSHAT ANAL GOD DAMN ANAL BASTARD HELLFIRE DICKFACE SHITCUNTING COMMUNIST DILDO SCUMBAG WIENER CUNT DUMBASS RAT'S ASS TURD SHAKOPEE CRAPMUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY FLUFFY CLOUD BONER JAP HOSER VANDAL COCKGOBLIN BALL SACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAPE HOSER BALLS SEX FRAK COON MILF BUTT-HEAD PUSSY FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA TOTAL FUCKING A FRAK TITS FRAK DUMBASS DAMN FUCKHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO DIRTY SANCHEZ WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHIT FUCKFACE SHITFACE BALL SACK PENIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTTFUCKER [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE ASSHOLE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP INJUN KRAUT KOREA LOVER BLUMPKIN ASS HORSE PENIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK ASSHAT CLIT RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT PISS OFF GRINGO CROTCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HELLFIRE HELL FUCK OFF BASTARD CLEMEN DAMN SHITFACE BULLCRAP FUCK CHENEY GYPSY MONKEY BALLS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS HADJI TAFFY CUNT BASTARD WOP SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BORDER HOPPER SEMEN ASSWIPE LET'S SHIT DOUCHING GANGBANG SUCK MY DICK TOSSER JESSE McCARTNEY JAP SHIT COCKSUCKER PENISFUCK ASS LICKER LICK PUSSY HELL SHIT SLOPE LOGJAMMER ARSE MASTURBATION ASSCRACK SHITE MOCCASINS TAMPONS SPUNK TOSSER GOD DAMN FUCK WANK FUCK YOU FELCHING ASS FROG HOMO FUCKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! VAGINA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOD DAMN YOU SUCK BALLS BEAVER SHITFACE ASS BUTT-HOLE POLACK LENS CRAFTERS PENIS ON A BUN SPICY CUNT FUCK FENCE JUMPER POO POO BLOWJOB SHIT NIPPLES BUTT-HOLE ASSFACE AY-AY-AY BASTARD NI FASHION BUG GO HOME AND DIE POOPOO SHITE SHITSKIN PISS MALARKY DAMN BITCH I WILL END YOU! POMMIE SHITTY DOUCHEBAG MAMA MIA TRANNY SPICY CUNT FUCK SCROTUM FUCKFACE FIST FUCK WANK RAT'S COCK VAGINA SUCK MY DICK ABO CAMEL JOCKEY MOCCASINS NIGNOG DAMN ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER TONY LA RUSSA DAMN LET'S SHIT ASSBANDIT DOUCHETITS MICK GIVING HEAD BASTARD BUTT PIRATE FENCE JUMPER WANK FUCKFACE REDNECK JERRY NIGGER TITS CLUSTERFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT DICKLICK MACACA DAMMIT RANDY TRAVIS SCROTUM SHITSLINGING DOT HEAD FUCK OFF GOATSE FUCKING A EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN WIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHEBAG PEARL NECKLACE CROTCH HO DAMN BOOBIES CHOAD SHITFACE BITCH NIGGER FUCKING HOT GRITS TITMOUSE INCEST TWAT REDNECK COCK BRITNEY FUCKER SHITSLIDE FUCK DAMN SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT SACRAMENTO CROTCH GOBSHITE PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE TOTAL SHITSLINGING DICKLICK JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN TAFFY WILLY WONKA TAMPONS CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBS FELCHMONKEY CUNT DICK CHICKEN GOBSHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BALLS DOUCHING [expletive deleted] BASTARD PISSHOLE BELLEND CARPET MUNCHER BALL SACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HOMO RANDY TRAVIS SHITHEAD NIPPLES FUCKING A ASSHAT FELLATIO BATHING SUIT AREA CUM I AM CORNHOLIO! [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITTY [expletive deleted] ARSE CHOAD SOD SHIT LIKE A HORSE INBRED PUSSYLICKER POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKTARD TIT SPRINKLES YOU WANKER FUCKWIT FOUR-EYES INBRED REBECCA BLACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK MILF RAT'S COCK CAMEL JOCKEY HITLER RAT'S ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FELCHING SUCK MY COCK CUNT CRAPPER SCROTUM SHITBALLS JAP COCK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN RUSKIE CLEMEN CHICKEN FRIES DYKE ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE FRIENDS FUCK YOU FUCK A DUCK DICKLICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS ARTIST PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKWIT SHITFACE TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITSLINGING HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH O CANADA ASSHAT DESU GOD DAMMIT DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MOCKIE HENTAI ASSFACE CHING CHONG CHINK SHITE FLYING FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES SEMEN CHICKEN SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! I WILL KILL YOU! FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK TAMPONS BITCH SHITE HORSE SHIT TOSSER PISS OPINION BITCH JIZZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES FLYING FUCK FELCHMONKEY YUKY DOODY FUCKFACE DAMN FUCKHEAD AY-AY-AY DICKHEAD PENISFUCK TOSSER PAKI DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK SHITBALLS FUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE SHIT FUCK OFF MILF NIGGER BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK OFF BASTARD SHITHEAD MASTURBATION TITWANK CUNT MELAMINE NIPPLES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKWAD VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL FUCKER CRAPFUCKER BUGGER OFF WANK [expletive deleted] PUSSYLICKER SACRAMENTO FELCHING DICKHEAD CUNT PIGFUCKER DAGO GOAT DICK FUCKFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS HELL SPANK THE MONKEY GREASER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK MY COCK GRINGO NAZI WANK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PEDOPHILIA COCKSUCKER SHIT FUCKBAG GO HOME AND DIE MOCCASINS JACK OFF RAGHEAD FUCK YOU RADIO FREE LUNCH JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER TITWANK RAPE INCEST SCUMBUCKET PISSHOLE FELLATIO RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING EAT MY SHIT! BOOBS MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S ASS RHODESIA PISSHOLE BITCH JERK OFF NIGGER DICK IN A BOX CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM GOD DAMMIT AY-AY-AY DOUCHE NAZI ASS BITCH POOPOO CROTCH DAMN ASSRAPING CRACKER MOLDY TITS PENIS ON A BUN POLAK HELL BITCH GYPSY PISS UP MY ARSE ARSE DAMN ASSWIPE JACKASS SHIT ASSHAT POLACK BASTARD HAIL SATAN! SCROTUM BEANER FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS HOMO BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS BOOBIES CHENEY FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB GOD BLESS AMERICA DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT I DON'T HAVE AIDS DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER TURD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BOOBS GREASER GIVING HEAD NI HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL [Insert swear here] ASSWIPE FUCKTARD CUNT SHITHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL INBRED JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SPICY CUNT FUCK pen0r CAMEL FUCKER INBRED SHITE FUCK PENIS ON A STICK I'LL RAPE YOU CUM ANUSCAKE BOOBIES WIENER DICK TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHE PISS OFF PISS OFF SHIT MILF BITCH TITWANK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SPIC ART METAL PRODUCTS BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOUCHING SHIT DAGO INBRED BALL SACK PISS OFF MY ASS DICKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKFACE FUCKTARD FUCKTARD GYPSY JIGGABOO COCK NIGGER DIPSHIT YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BORDER HOPPER FUCK NUGGET TITTIES BALL SACK CHUFF COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT FUCKING A CAMEL FUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP JOHN SMILEY FACE JERK OFF ASS GANGBANG PISSHOLE PISS DYKE FUCK POOPOO SHITSKIN MASTURBATION ASS COCKSUCKER PISS MARGARET THATCHER STEVE BALLMER PENIS ON A STICK BOB SAGET 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITTIES GOD DAMMIT FUCKER JACKASS DOG SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASS BITCH FUCKTARD ANUSCAKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITTY FUCKSTAIN JACK OFF DAMN IT SHITSLINGING DUMBASS CHENEY RUSKIE CRAPMUNCHER FROG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSHAT KAFFIR PISS OFF ASSHAT FUCKING VAGINA FUCK BITCH CONDOMS SHIT PENIS FUCKWIT DAMN TOSSER JENKEM ASS GOD DAMMIT YID SHITBALLS JACKASS DAMMIT MICK YOUR MOM CUM DAMN BASTARD ARSE SHITFUCKER SCROTUM ASSCRACK COON BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE OSTRICH MY ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITSLIDE BULLSHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION SWIMMING POOL SHUT UP, MEG! RAPE MONKEY SHIT MOCKIE CUNT FUCKSTAIN CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMMIT TITS BIRD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT 666 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER PUSSY SNUFF PORN FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER HEIL HITLER! CHICKEN SHIT ANUSCAKE JERK OFF FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK TITTIES ARSE [EXPLETIVE] CROTCH DOUCHE RAPE DOG FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK WIENER DOUCHEBAG BONG FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER [expletive deleted] DIPSHIT DICK ASS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF PUNANI FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PENISPENISPENIS!!! GYPSY ANUSCAKE SEX ASSWIPE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS TURD I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER FRITZ FUCK YOU INBRED CUNT CRAP ON A STICK LIMEY WANK ASS SHITCOCK WIENER NAZI BEAVER BOOBS REDSKIN TWISTY VAGINA CHOAD SHITSLINGING WANK SHAKOPEE INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMN BOOBS TITS ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER SON OF A BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DONKEY PUNCHER RAPE SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU ASS GYPSY FUCKTARD PEARL NECKLACE FAGGOT SHITTY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ARSE RIVER CRABS SUCK JACKASS ARSE PIECE OF SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUTT PIRATE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A ROSIE O'DONNELL BUNG-HOLE PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE JERRY HOSER CRAP GANGBANG CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER TITS & DICKS PORCH MONKEY SEMEN SON OF A BITCH SHITE RAT'S ASS DICKFACE DICK IN A BOX PISSHOLE FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FELCHING SHITSKIN CLIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BLISTERING BARNACLES CHICKEN FRIES DELICIOUS CAKE ASSFACE PIG FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS GO HOME AND DIE WIENER BITCH ANAL DIABETES BIBLE BASHER BOOBIES WALRUS SHIT HELL BOOBS FUCKSTAIN WIENER FROG'S FAT ASS FRENCH TICKLER FEMADOM KRAUT PORCH MONKEY RAT'S ASS BUTT-HEAD GIVING HEAD PRICK RAPE WEHATEMARIO INCEST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKER BULLSHIT HONKY CHOAD KISSER ART METAL PRODUCTS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! POMMIE HADJI ASS NIGGER MALARKY CHINK JACKASS ASS PRICK PIG DICK IN A BOX DUMBASS FUCKER FRENCH TICKLER BOOBS CRAPMUNCHER BLUE PENIS! TITTIES GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOUCHE ASSCRACK ASSHAT BITCH CRAPPY LENS CRAFTERS SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKFUCKFUCK HOMO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITHEAD TWISTY VAGINA WALRUS SHIT BUTTFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD FLYING FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITCOCK TITS COCKSUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INBRED FUCK YOU HADJI NECROPHILIA CRAP ON A STICK FUCKFACE JAP FELLATIO BIRD SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SLOPE FEWMETS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT CUNT BELGIUM I WILL END YOU! FRITZ VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBS BONER CUNT DICK TITS FUCKING JUMP! I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER CECIL JOHN RHODES CHICKEN SHIT SAGGY TITS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NEGRO and with the SEX and his PISS of girraffes in which WIENER while reading about JERRY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? also

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