Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCKSTAIN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKSTAIN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIECE OF SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTTFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITTY, sudden FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS ARTIST or PORCH MONKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PEARL NECKLACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING A by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BLUE PENIS! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNNILINGUS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! utterFUCKance of socially CUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HADJI television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's is POLACK not to be SHITPISSER confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEDOPHILIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK YOU random JERK OFF disorientation, culturally-VENEREAL DISEASE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FENCE JUMPER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, PUSSY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FELLATIO ANUSCAKE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLYING FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive SMEG quantities JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST of ANAL DIABETES INJUN garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Author:

The CLIT Tourette's LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Research Institute was SHITE founded to ARSE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ALF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKLICK article CUNT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FROG'S FAT ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANKSPLAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALL SACK Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CRAPMUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers TITS swear. You can BOLLOCKS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRED PHELPS TV, for always focusing on the HO bad side of a terrible DICKHEAD thing.
The main FELLATIO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WARNER MUSIC GROUP knee SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is BLUMPKIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT LIKE A HORSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIPPLES school for GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LONGCAT IS LONG sufferers to become CUNT CRAPPER manically depressed and CLUSTERFUCK commit OSTRICH MY ASS suicide.
There is no TITS cure, and the RECTUM RAIDER drugs that are available to, "calm" the JAP tics often have adverse JACKASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WETBACK perodol" which caused my entire DUNE COON body to go DOUCHING numb and SHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than RAGHEAD it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a JACK ABRAMOFF tourette syndrome SHITHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CLUSTERFUCK the MACACA public view of Tourettes as a "POMMIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFACE sorry for SMEG "hi-jacking" your KAFFIR entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKTARD this that really REBECCA BLACK annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKSTAIN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOT HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! , and making fun of a WHITE PEOPLE horrible disorder is (not) BULLCRAP funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTT-HEAD time.

Best FLYING FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NAZI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. FAG Regards to Andrew BASTARD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can EPIDIDYMIS punch him if you CHUCK NORRIS want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF SHIT saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my WIENER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITTY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCK and FAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRACKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTING ASSCRACK BAND WITH 4 PIECE OF SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BONER HORSE! SHITTY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITTY'S HOUSE

How COCK to DAMN cure SHITE the FEMADOM Tourette's BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING FUCK for DAMN Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome JOHNNY is FUCKFACE following I'LL RAPE YOU these ALF rules HELL in QUEEF order:

1: Avoid VAGINA immature CROTCH little CAMEL FUCKER kids,
2: Count to SON OF A BITCH within SAND NIGGER 10 CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHITseconds,
3: Do not open your WOP DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER nor JESSE McCARTNEY talk,
4: Tell WANK yourself you DOUCHING don't EPIDIDYMIS have MARCH OF FLAMES this BUGGER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BANGKOK WITH NASTY EPIDIDYMIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITTY last straw BLISTERING BARNACLES!

I fucking put CRAPFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FELCHING the TOP OF POOPY THIS PENIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SPICY CUNT FUCK offensive. ASSRAMMER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITHEAD people who try CHUCK NORRIS to battle RAGHEAD'NECROPHILIA that tight-ass GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS 17-year-ASSBANDIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS it now, but someone said TENTACLE RAPE' IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BANGKOK'TITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING YOUR MOM is a laughing WANKER matter. Plus there FUCKING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SCUMBAG Uncyclopedia, there are SAMUEL L. JACKSON articles PEARL NECKLACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MOZILLA FIREFOX stuff. So I'LL RAPE YOU that means INCEST stop getting mad at the COCK first part too and RAT'S ASS talking about the FEATURED letter that it's BUGGER mocking (what BUNG-HOLE letter? I don't even know what ASSFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITWANK hi self FUCKHEAD even made a really BUGGER good point. "It's CHOAD KISSER nothing more CROTCH from a head nod to a SHITE knee tick". BOOBS. Which I'll add MICK onto MARGARET THATCHER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKFACE suffer that NIPPLES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUTT PIRATE be, because if I were a CHUFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BOLLOCKS hilarious. If you MOTHERFUCKER Want facts, go on BOB SAGET Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EMO be offended, don't read SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM the freaking ARSE article anyway.

SHITSLINGING TITTIES JOHNNY RAPE SHIT ASSHAT BITCH SOD WANK DOUCHING

FROG'S FAT ASS BLUMPKIN FUCK A DUCK FUCKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY HOSER BOOBIES SHITFACE DICKFACE MILF SHITHEAD FUCK OFF YOGHURT CANNON CUNT BUTT-HOLE BULLSHIT PENIS FUCKSTAIN SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BIGNOSE BUGGER OFF CONDOMS POMMIE PISS MALARKY SCROTUM ANAL FUCKFACE PISS SHITFUCKER FOUR-EYES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BALLS BEAVER ARSEBADGERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BULLCRAP FUCKWIT ASS LICKER WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S COCK CUNT WANK BITCH MAMA MIA CHOAD ASSWIPE FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT BULLCRAP JAP SPANK THE MONKEY PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! KNOBJOCKEY DICKFACE QUEEF JACK OFF ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH BITCH FUCKWIT FUCK OFF BOOBS ASSWIPE CUNTYMINTS ASSWIPE WANK FELCHING MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN IT SHIT DIPSHIT DEVELOPERS! SEX FROG'S FAT ASS YOU SACRED CUNT GRINGO FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT FUCKTARD KIKE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! FUCK DICKFACE FUCKER PISS BLUE PENIS! 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BELGIUM FUCKING FUCKBAG DICK BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKHEAD CUM PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHETITS FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS ARTIST FIREWALLS CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POMMIE SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PUNANI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TOWELHEAD DAMMIT INBRED MALARKY JAP RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST FELCHING CHOAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FEMADOM BOOBS GANGBANG CTHULHU FHTAGN CHOAD COCK HELL PORCH MONKEY FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU VENEREAL DISEASE COCK BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER DICKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NECROPHILIA JOHN SMILEY FACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! YOGHURT CANNON HADJI BLOWJOB SEX BASTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAGO GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT INCEST CLEMEN BUGGER OFF WOODPECKERSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSHAT VAGINA GYPSY FUCKING FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHOLE CHING CHONG CHINK CRACKER FUCKTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN POTTYMOUTH BALLS HELL SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBAG HELL RAT'S COCK CUNT DUMBASS DOM DeLUISE FUCKFACE DOT HEAD GRASS MUD HORSE DICKHEAD MACACA TWISTY VAGINA SHITFACE ASS ARSE TAFFY PUNANI FUCKER SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING YOGHURT CANNON DAMN IT HELL FUCKSTAIN PRICK DICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT QUEEF LIMEY PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HEIL HITLER! SHITFACE SEMEN BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT CUM ABO TIT SPRINKLES WANK CHOAD GOD DAMN ASSWIPE THONG TASTER SEMPRINI YOU WANKER GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE HO RAPE TITS RUSKIE BELGIUM ASSCRACK ASS LICKER ASS FASCIST CLUSTERFUCK JOHNNY COCKSHITTER DOG SHIT RUSKIE WANK POLAK SHIT FUCKHEAD SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS TITTYWANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TWISTY VAGINA DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT BONER YOGHURT CANNON CHICKEN FRIES SHIT TWAT FUCKSTAIN HELLFIRE CUNTBUCKET JERK OFF WANK CUNTBUCKET WANK SHITFUCKER PENISFUCK HELL BEAVER FLYING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER HO SOD SCROTUM ASSCRACK POMMIE FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER BITCH [Insert swear here] DICK CHICKEN DAMN SHIT NIPPLES suck my mothers BUTT PIRATE FUCK THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! CHINK HELL DUMBASS BUGGER OFF FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WHORE MAMA MIA FROG DOT HEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FROG INVISIBLE! DAMN HELL I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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CHRISTHUMPER CUNTRAG RUSKIE TWAT WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKER NIPPLES FUCK TOTAL BITCH RAPE CLEMEN YOU WANKER SHITTY BULLCRAP ASSFACE BITCH FUCKING A SPIC NECROPHILIA CRAP ORGASM FUCKHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGGER I WILL END YOU! CUNT DARTH VADER FUCKSTAIN MOCKIE RANDY TRAVIS FUCKSTAIN GOOK SHITTY DOUCHE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FELCHING PISS TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ CROTCH FUCK WIGGER FUCKFACE DICK LET'S SHIT NEGRO FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BORDER HOPPER BONER BOOBIES ASSCRACK CROTCH SHIT FUCK YOU WANK ASSHAT DOT HEAD RUSKIE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HO HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKGOBLIN GOATSE GOBSHITE FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA MICK COCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE COCKSUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SUGAR FUCK DOUCHING HOMO WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARSE PIGFUCKER GOBSHITE WANK FUCK ASS CRAP ON A STICK HITLER DICKFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOU WANKER ABO FUCKWIT OH SHI– NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! INJUN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUTTFUCKER CUNTRAG SMEG CHOAD GO HOME AND DIE POLESMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS HADJI GRAPE PENIS VAGINA SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK NUGGET FUCKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT FENCE JUMPER NIGGER NIPPLES SUCK MY DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BEAVER ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD PISSHOLE ASS MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING TWAT AAAAAAAAA! RAPE GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK P'KANG BONER TITMOUSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF CRAP ON A STICK BIGNOSE NAZI INCEST BITCH ASS BOON FROG FUCKSTAIN SHITE WALRUS SHIT CUNT SHITFACE HO SPANK THE MONKEY FIST FUCK RAPE EXTRA LONG PENIS HORSE SHIT FUCKBAG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU TIT SPRINKLES AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER GREASER BULLCRAP CLEMEN FUCK OFF NIGGER BALL SACK EAT MY SHIT! TITS & DICKS DAMN FELLATIO TRANNY WIENER WANK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS INCEST FLAMING ASS BADGER PENIS WANK PENIS ON A STICK JIGGABOO MALARKY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUM GOD DAMMIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT SHITBALLS BOLLOCKS SHUT UP, MEG! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COCKSUCKER KAFFIR FUCKWIT BORDER HOPPER GRINGO SPUNK JOHNNY HADJI DICK HELL LAKE TITICACA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA COCK PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKING ASS SACRAMENTO FUCK FUCK DAMN WANK BOOBIES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKER MILF TITTYWANK FENCE JUMPER lowercase DOUCHEBAG I AM CORNHOLIO! DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK HOT GRITS FENCE JUMPER BUTTFUCKER JIZZ SHITHEAD JAP SHIT ASSFACE JAP FUCKFACE DIPSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS MOCCASINS NAZI DUMBASS CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER CHENEY BASEBALL pen0r DUMBASS BEAVER TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU AY-AY-AY EMO COON GOBSHITE BALL SACK SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE CUNT DICK SON OF A BITCH CUNTSWILLING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WANK NEGRO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMMIT MOCCASINS POWERSHIT FUCKING DAMN TACO CUNT BUTT PIRATE DAGO CRAPMUNCHER BULLSHIT TIT SPRINKLES PORCH MONKEY DUNE COON ASSHOLE CUNT LAPPER PORCH MONKEY GREASER GOD DAMN HITLER DOUCHE JAP BUGGER ADMINS ARE GAY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GIVING HEAD CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BLOWJOB ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ANUSCAKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS INBRED ASSWIPE TWISTY VAGINA CUNNILINGUS DAMN DELICIOUS CAKE TAMPONS THONG TASTER FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TAMPONS STEVE BALLMER PISS OFF POMMIE GOAT DICK BUKKAKE WIKIPEDIA GOOK LET'S SHIT GENITALIA CHIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TWISTY VAGINA BULLSHIT PRICK I WILL KILL YOU! DYKE RUSTY TROMBONE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT VAGINA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITHEAD EARS OF CHRIST ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST CROTCH DUMBASS KNOBJOCKEY FUCKSTAIN GOAT DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PRICK SHITSLINGING PISS BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FELCHING DIPSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACK OFF CRAPPY WHORE [Insert silly non-swear here] BEAVER SHIT SHITBALLS PENIS ON A BUN ASS ARSE FLYING FUCK MICK SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKER FELLATIO NIPPLES BENCH PRESS NAZI TACO DONKEY DICK DAMMIT ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS NAZI ASS SHAKOPEE SHUT UP, MEG! BITCH FLYING FUCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FELCHING CRAPPY FUCKHEAD PRICK HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SIGMUND FREUD SOD OFF HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK PRICK BOOBS PUSSY FLYING FUCK SUCK MY COCK ARSE WEHATEMARIO WANK WIGGER PISS OFF STEVE BALLMER PUSSYLICKER ASSHAT FUCK GOD DAMN FENCE JUMPER DAMN IT JIGGABOO DICK CHICKEN YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCK BITCH INCEST JACKASS CUNT CUNT SHITHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ANAL SUCK MY COCK PORCH MONKEY ARSE ASSHOLE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TAMPON IN MY ASS CONDOMS TIMBER NIGGER YOU WANKER COON JESSE McCARTNEY WANK PISSHOLE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING BASEBALL COCKSTUFFER PICKANINNY WANK BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK BEANER ASSRAPING FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS HELL SCUMBUCKET HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S COCK PUSSY SHITSKIN FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMN SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GOD DAMN DIPSHIT PENIS ON A STICK ARSE DYKE TIT SPRINKLES FUCK COCKSHITTER SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE PRICK HELL SHITFUCKER TWAT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE INCEST GYPSY ASSCRACK SHITBALLS BASTARD CUNT POMMIE WIENER FRED PHELPS WANK CLUSTERFUCK BUGGER OFF DILDO RAT'S COCK FAG GOOK DICK CHICKEN ASSHAT JENKEM FUCKFACE DOUCHING BASTARD ASSWIPE VAGINA DONALD RUMSFELD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOSER FUCKER SON OF A BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS ASS VAGINA HOSER FUCKFACE FUCKTARD MILF TESTICLE CHOKE HYPERINFLATION Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKLICK and with the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! and his WHITE PEOPLE of girraffes in which HO while reading about GENITALIA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT also


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