Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SACRAMENTO'ARSE'PEEPEE'DICKHEAD'SHIT'YOU WANKER'JACKASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TUBA neurochemical FUCK disorder BELGIUM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIG, sudden SHITSKIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKFACE or JOHNNY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GRIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIPSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CONDOMS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BAD MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RUSKIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK FUCKING A words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PIGFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially DOUCHE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHOLE television programs to address CRACKER Tourette's syndrome.

NECROPHILIA Tourette's is COON not to be HOMO confused with BOLLOCKS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NECROPHILIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING BASEBALL random SHITHEAD disorientation, culturally-HELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth EXTRA LONG PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, FRAK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities DONKEY DICK of ANAL DIABETES POMMIE garbage.

Darnit.

A JUNGLE BUNNY Polite Note to the JACKASS SHIT Author:

The CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was LET'S SHIT founded to SHITFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have KAFFIR Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NECROPHILIA article GOD DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POLESMOKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS OFF Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBAG swear. You can DOUCHEBAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JAP TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible SCUMBAG thing.
• The main FROG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOUR MOM knee FUCKBAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TOSSER school for DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHOAD KISSER sufferers to become CRAP ON A STICK manically depressed and FU SPANG commit CRACKER suicide.
• There is no RAT'S COCK cure, and the DOUCHETITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELL tics often have adverse I'LL RAPE YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHING CHONG CHINK perodol" which caused my entire DAMN body to go ALF numb and CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR basically made it NIGGA! worse than ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP it is without the EPIDIDYMIS drug.

I am an active member of a ARSE tourette syndrome TRANNY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITSKIN the SHITFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "BLUE PENIS! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS sorry for CRACKER "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PRICK this that really GOD DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT LAPPER, and making fun of a HITLER horrible disorder is (not) suck my mothers funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DIRTY SANCHEZ time.

Best NIPPLES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CLEVELAND STEAMER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese KENNY reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an KENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. HAIL SATAN! Regards to Andrew SHITHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The SUGARTITS bastard who wrote this article. You can DIRTY SANCHEZ punch him if you RAPE want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RUSKIE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCKTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSWIPE and SPANK THE MONKEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITSLINGING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MAMA MIA BAND WITH 4 CRAPPY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AUTOFELLATIO HORSE! PIG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIG'S HOUSE

How ASSCRACK to BASTARD cure SHITTY the BUDDHIST MONK Tourette's INCEST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment I'LL RAPE YOU for DOT HEAD Tourette's HOLY DUMB FUCK Syndrome SHITE is FAGGOT following JACKASS SHIT these TIMBER NIGGER rules DAMMIT in GOD DAMMIT order:

• 1: Avoid INBRED immature CUNT LAPPER little FUCKING kids,
• 2: Count to TESTICLE CHOKE within HELL 10 SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BOLLOCKS TAFFY FUCKTARD nor JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS talk,
• 4: Tell CHICKEN SHIT yourself you RUSTY TROMBONE don't CHINK have SHITE this NICARAGUA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TAMPONS WITH NASTY NAZI DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUSSYLICKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIG last straw INCEST!

I fucking put BULLSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKWIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH the TOP OF 666 THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SON OF A BITCH offensive. FUCKTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHE people who try MONKEY SHIT to battle CUNNILINGUS'WANKER that tight-ass DICKHEAD 17-year-HI, BILLY MAYS HERE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CONSENSUS it now, but someone said MARGARET THATCHER' FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FIRECROTCH'ALF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GANGBANG is a laughing KAFFIR matter. Plus there WANKSPLAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITPISSER Uncyclopedia, there are COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT articles GREASER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITBALLS stuff. So PICKANINNY that means MOCCASINS stop getting mad at the FUCKHEAD first part too and PORCH MONKEY talking about the GO HOME AND DIE letter that it's I'LL RAPE YOU mocking (what EARS OF CHRIST letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHING CHONG CHINK hi self SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE even made a really DAMN good point. "It's PISS ARTIST nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a DOT HEAD knee tick". HELLFIRE. Which I'll add JACKASS SHIT onto MONKEY'S UNCLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't INCEST suffer that SHITHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GANGBANG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSFACE be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITS hilarious. If you SCUMBUCKET Want facts, go on AUTOFELLATIO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INCEST be offended, don't read NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! the freaking BOOBS article anyway.

RANDY TRAVIS PRICK BITCH PEDOPHILIA ASS ORANGE TURTLE SHITFACE PRICK JENKEM FROG'S FAT ASS

ORGASM CUNTYMINTS CUNTYMINTS DICKFACE HELL WANK EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT PEDOPHILIA DOG FUCKER COCK COON CROTCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAPE WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS I WILL END YOU! BOLLOCKS SEMEN CUNNILINGUS PISSHOLE CUNTING ASSCRACK BONER AY-AY-AY WIGGER BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER ABO WOP MARY WHITEHOUSE PRICK DAMN IT CUNT LAPPER BUGFUCK DICKFACE FUCK BUGGER STEVE BALLMER ANUSCAKE FAGGOT DAMN DOODIE HEAD SEX DICK IN A BOX DOG SHIT ASSCRACK CHRIS CHAN SEMEN SHIT HEIL HITLER! SHIT EMO FIRECROTCH SPANK THE MONKEY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NI HADJI BUTTFUCKER NIGGER FUCKTARD ASSHAT CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE FUCKER FELLATIO SCROTUM MOCKIE FUCKFACE WANK TITMOUSE FUCKWIT DOUCHETITS WANKSPLAT SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST SUCK MY DICK REDNECK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FRENCH TICKLER ASS FASCIST Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHOOP DA WHOOP SEX DOG SHIT CAMEL FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN DIPSHIT WHORE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS SHITE CHICKEN FRIES CHICKEN FRIES JACKASS DAMN CONDOMS HONKY DICKLICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CHAV HITLER ASSHOLE SHITCUNTING O CANADA JUSTIN BIEBER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ABO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM suck my mothers LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DYKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CONSENSUS PEARL NECKLACE THONG TASTER INCEST TITWANK WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITFUCKER NAZI ASSWIPE SEMEN JUNGLE BUNNY JACKASS DICKLICK SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITCOCK SHITSLINGING PUNANI ASSCRACK NIGNOG INBRED WOP MICK EMO PEEPEE BULLSHIT DAMN ANUSCAKE KAFFIR CHOAD BITCH BUTTFUCKER FUCK TOSSER KRAUT ALF RAT'S ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSRAPING FUCKTARD HONKY DUMBASS INCEST JACKASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANK BOOBIES FLYING RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA BASTARD FUCK NUGGET COCKSTUFFER TITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ORGASM I RAPE WALRUSES! CHINK SPUNK SCUMBAG DILDO RAGHEAD CHRISTHUMPER NAZI DAGO FUCK GOD DAMN CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUGFUCK SHIT DOT HEAD FLYING FUCK SCUMBAG FOUR-EYES COLGATE GANGBANG COCK FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCK WIENER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TALK PAGES POO POO BLOWJOB JENKEM BIGNOSE MASTURBATION DOUCHETITS DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE POLESMOKER pen0r MOTHERFUCKER ASSBANDIT CRAPFUCKER BELGIUM WIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT ASS DUMBASS REDSKIN AMERICA ONLINE FUCKFACE GOBSHITE GYPSY LET'S SHIT CHAV SPUNK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BITCH SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK YOGHURT CANNON SHITHEAD BITCH HADJI SUNSHINE SIGMUND FREUD PRICK SHITCUNTING FUCKING FUCKHEAD BITCH BAT FUCK INSANE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT CARPET MUNCHER PIECE OF SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BALLS BONER DICKHEAD CUM NAZI [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] CAPITALISM PISS BONER KRAUT I WILL KILL YOU! PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT VAGINA FUCK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG'S FAT ASS VAGINA INBRED DUMBASS BITCH NIPPLES CLIT PISS OFF TWAT TOSSER DYKE EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG JACKASS PUNANI INVISIBLE! FUCKSTAIN ASSRAPING DUMBASS TWAT MOCCASINS BUGGER FUCKING JUMP! WIGGER PISS SHAKOPEE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GANGBANG DICK TITS BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGNOG FUCKTARD FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SLOPE INCEST DAMN ANUSCAKE FRED PHELPS SHIT CRACKER HORSE SHIT BITCH FEMADOM ARSE BASTARD SHITHEAD CHICKEN FRIES MOCCASINS BUGGER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT BLUE PENIS! BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE ASS YOUR MOM JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK SHIT FUCKBAG CUNTBUCKET BASTARD JERK OFF BORDER HOPPER SCROTUM BIRD SHIT MICK FUCKWIT HO JAP I WILL KILL YOU! BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK ANAL DIABETES DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CARPET MUNCHER ASSCRACK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! LET'S SHIT CUM ASS I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY CUNTRAG SEMEN KRAUT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! NI COLGATE SHITFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD VAGINA PUSSY PISS ARTIST ASSFACE HELL PISS ARTIST BALLS HORSE SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHIT SHITHEAD FUCK YOU ASSFACE BLUE PENIS! PIECE OF SHIT pen0r ABO FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT HELL NORTH KOREA DOUCHE PEDOPHILIA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GRUE RAPE ASS ALEX TREBEK WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHRISTHUMPER HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HADJI CLIT POLACK SAND NIGGER MOLDY TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YID JIGGABOO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEMPRINI MONKEY BALLS EAT MY SHIT! FUCKWIT VAGINA FUCKSTAIN SPICY CUNT FUCK FAG NIPPLES INBRED MARGARET THATCHER PISS ARTIST SHITSLIDE HONKY SEX CUNT CRAPPER BONER SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT GRINGO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSRAPING I WILL KILL YOU! CRAPPY MILF EMO SPANK THE MONKEY SHITSLIDE HORSE SHIT SHITSLINGING PUSSYLICKER SHIT WANKSPLAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SLOPE PUSSY SHITCOCK FUCKFACE BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY FUCKING A WIENER SHITBALLS BANGKOK FUCK TITTIES SOD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK TWAT WALRUS SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITBALLS CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK SHIT JACKASS POLAK SEX BALL SACK BOOBS AMERICA ONLINE I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK SHITCOCK WHORE CUNT GENITALIA SHITHEAD ASSWIPE DILDO SAMUEL L. JACKSON ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MILF JIZZ RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FRAK CUNT CUM VENEREAL DISEASE SPANK THE MONKEY PISSHOLE FELCHING ASS CHINK DYKE FUCKING CHINK DAMN IT DICK CHICKEN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITS & DICKS NIGGER TITS MOCCASINS BASTARD SHIT BASTARD CUNNILINGUS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FROG'S FAT ASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DIRTY SANCHEZ BOOBIES SCUMBAG RAGHEAD CRAPPY TURD FRITZ PICKANINNY FUCKER OH SHI– GOBSHITE SHITBALLS ASSFACE ASSHOLE FUCK ASSFACE BENSON SUCKS SHIT LIKE A HORSE MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING BULLSHIT VAGINA CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING NAZI MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF FUCK FUCKWIT JOHN SMILEY FACE HAIL SATAN! FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE BASTARD FUCK GARBAGE DAY! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD [Insert silly non-swear here] TITS DICK CHICKEN WANK GOBSHITE NAZI TWAT JAP WANK SHITHEAD WIENER JAP INCEST COCK SHIT FUCKING A ASS ASS LICKER SHITFUCKER TITTIES FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BLESSED DAMN SAINT JIGGABOO REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE MASTURBATION CHENEY ASS DILDO SEX CUNTYMINTS DAMMIT BITCH COON DEMOCRACY STUB HELL ART METAL PRODUCTS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HOT GRITS JOHNNY BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT SACRED ASS KNOBJOCKEY FELCHING WETBACK GIVING HEAD ASSHAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMN BITCH DOT HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOSSER PEARL NECKLACE DAMNATION 666 BONER PEARL NECKLACE PEARL NECKLACE HELL PRICK FUCK YOU CUNT NAZI HELLFIRE SOD OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POTTYMOUTH DALAI LAMA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSWIPE FRENCH TICKLER DUMBASS FU SPANG WANK TWAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! BEANER PISS CROTCH FUCK OFF WHORE WALRUS SHIT HELL TWAT BUNG-HOLE ORGASM GOD DAMN CLEMEN BUTT-HOLE AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLIT FUCKSTAIN SPUNK DIPSHIT JACKASS FUDGEPACKER BLUMPKIN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BELGIUM WANK ALF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TOWELHEAD FEMADOM SUCK MY DICK CUNNILINGUS COCKSTUFFER BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS HONKY HELL RAT'S COCK PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT CLEMEN DICK CHICKEN DIPSHIT SHIT SHITSKIN SHITE FUDGEPACKER MOLDY TITS FELCHING BITCH SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD BOOBIES SHITSLIDE PISS PENISFUCK FUCKING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NECROPHILIA NIPPLES BALLS CUNT JERRY HELL BONER WILLY WONKA JIZZ FUCKSTAIN LOLCAT BUKKAKE FASHION BUG SHIT DICKFACE BALLS DOUCHETITS PRICK BUGGER CUNTBUCKET FUCK YOU PENIS PISS OFF MY ASS SHITPISSER BOYCOTT VIACOM! DUMBASS NICARAGUA NECROPHILIA ABO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MILF SHITTY ARSE FRITZ ASS BUGGER FUCKSTAIN I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT CLUSTERFUCK BOOBIES MACACA SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK DIPSHIT HOT GRITS GOBSHITE DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT PUNANI WIENER JACKASS SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COLGATE ASSFACE GRINGO FELCHING FUCKFUCKFUCK CUM WHORE GRINGO FUCKWIT DAGO BOOBS HELL DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT LET'S SHIT HOMO FUCKBAG GIVING HEAD BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK NIGGER FUCKTARD AMERICA ONLINE FROG'S FAT ASS WINDOWS VISTA ASSRAMMER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JENKEM ASSWIPE BULLCRAP WANK JUNGLE BUNNY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PECKERHEAD RUSKIE DOUCHE NAZI PUSSYLICKER POOPOO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITSKIN FUCKING CUNTRAG CUM FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! BASTARD CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BATHING SUIT AREA ORGASM FUCKHEAD QUEEF ASSHOLE SHITE FIRECROTCH RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKBAG CLIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES lowercase SOD YOU WANKER FAGGOT WANKSPLAT SHOOP DA WHOOP NECROPHILIA SHITE ASSHAT FIRECROTCH SAND NIGGER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCK YOUR MOM FRED PHELPS WINDOWS VISTA JACK OFF ASSFACE FUCK YOU DONKEY DICK CUM SUCK A BIG DICK BEANER BALL SACK CHOAD KISSER CUNNILINGUS KNOBJOCKEY I WILL KILL YOU! DONKEY DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JACK OFF KIKE SHIT DONKEY DICK BUTT PIRATE JERRY DARTH VADER NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST DAMN CUNTRAG DICK TITS RAT'S ASS CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE HENTAI FUCKER SHITHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHING CHONG CHINK BRUSH MA TEETH [Insert swear here] SUCK MY DICK TITS & DICKS PUNANI BASTARD FELCHING CHAV FUCKING BASEBALL DAMN IT MONKEY SHIT FUCK OFF CONAN O'BRIAN PENIS DICKFACE DOUCHETITS BITCH JACK OFF RAT'S COCK PIG MOCCASINS DOUCHING SHITSLINGING INBRED SHIT NIPPLES COCK FUCKBAG RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT GREASER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! WANK WETBACK FUCKER PEDOPHILIA INJUN DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT WOODPECKERSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY SPIC HELL SPUNK PAKI BULLSHIT DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA ART METAL PRODUCTS JAP CUNT GIVING HEAD KITTENS LOLCAT WIGGER DAMMIT FIST FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER AY-AY-AY COLGATE YOU WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLUSTERFUCK DICK TITS CHRISTHUMPER FUCK A DUCK MAMA MIA JIGGABOO CUNT PISS ARTIST SHITTY NIPPLES SHITSLINGING SHAKOPEE INJUN FUCK OFF NEGRO DOG SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER NORTH KOREA [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DICK RAPE GOD DAMN MALARKY FENCE JUMPER YOUR MOM WANK WIKIPEDIA JUSTIN BIEBER JACKASS PORCH MONKEY BAT FUCK INSANE RAPE TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER TITTYWANK DAMN CHOAD BULLSHIT PIGFUCKER ASS FASCIST FOUR-EYES BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PEDOPHILIA RAT'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE POOPY BOOBS DAMN D'OH BELGIUM SACRAMENTO SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT KIKE NIGGER FUCKING MASTURBATION PEEPEE JACKASS BITCH [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DIPSHIT BOOBS PEDOPHILIA PISS OFF ASSCRACK DAGO TITTYWANK BUKKAKE CHOAD WANK FOUR-EYES CHOAD THIS IS SPARTA! MARY WHITEHOUSE JACKASS SHIT FUCK SHITCOCK FELCHMONKEY PUSSY CLUSTERFUCK CANNED QUOTE CUNT CRAPPER I'LL RAPE YOU PEARL NECKLACE MARGARET THATCHER THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS AY-AY-AY CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY JUNGLE BUNNY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUGFUCK VAGINA ASS BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKWIT SNUFF PORN SHIT FUCK DOUCHEBAG WARNER MUSIC GROUP TOTAL NAZI CONDOMS FUCKER BUGGER FUCKER WIENER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITBALLS NIPPLES VAGINA SHITPISSER DAMNATION FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER CRAPFUCKER DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT TITTIES JACK OFF DIPSHIT CUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA VENEREAL DISEASE MASTURBATION HUMAN RIGHTS VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT PISS ARTIST ARSE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGGER DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX TWISTY VAGINA COCKSUCKER WIENER RAT'S ASS SHITSLIDE PENIS FRIG PENIS ON A STICK WETBACK YOUR MOM NAZI HELLFIRE YUKY DOODY FLYING RAT'S ASS HONKY WOODPECKERSHIT HELL FUCKSTAIN CRACKER ASSWIPE DOG SHIT BUTT PIRATE DICKLICK BOOBIES HOMO AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS DAMN SMEG FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS FIST FUCK TOTAL COCKSUCKER CUNTSWILLING SHIT SHAKOPEE BOOBS MOLDY TITS MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BIRD SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT NIGNOG LAKE TITICACA SHIT GOBSHITE MOLDY TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAT'S COCK HEIL HITLER! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK BITCH SOAPY TITWANK DARTH VADER BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT JACKASS PUSSYLICKER TAMPON IN MY ASS HENTAI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHING CHONG CHINK JAP HEIL HITLER! MALARKY PRICK KIKE GOD DAMN FELCHING HAIL SATAN! PISS OFF FUCKER PISS DAMNATION DOM DeLUISE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the POLACK and his FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE of girraffes in which FUCKTARD while reading about NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKSTAIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS