Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SON OF A BITCH'TOWELHEAD'MASTURBATION'WETBACK'TOSSER'DOUCHE'DAMN IT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder BAD MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!, sudden MONKEY BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA or JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MASTURBATION way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SUITCASE PENIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOBSHITE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE MACACA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHINK utterFUCKance of socially WARNER MUSIC GROUP objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COLGATE television programs to address SHITFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is WOP not to be ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP confused with BUTT PIRATE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHICKEN SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOUR MOM random SON OF A BITCH disorientation, culturally-DICKHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKER language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHOAD souvenir shoppes and massive SCROTUM quantities ADMINS ARE GAY of ANAL DIABETES TURD garbage.

Darnit.

A ARSE Polite Note to the COCKSMOKER Author:

The FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette's RAT'S ASS Research Institute was SACRAMENTO founded to TWAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PEEPEE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK OFF article PENIS ON A STICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONKEY DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of RAGHEAD Tourrette's sufferers EPIDIDYMIS swear. You can I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible MILF thing.
• The main HOSER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are KAFFIR involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'LICK PUSSY

' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKLICK knee BEAVER NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is TITWANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SCUMBUCKET cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at INBRED school for PISS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND sufferers to become YOUR MOM manically depressed and FRITZ commit SCROTUM suicide.
• There is no IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

cure, and the GREASER drugs that are available to, "calm" the ANAL tics often have adverse PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire EAT MY SHIT! body to go SHITE numb and MOLDY TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITBALLS it is without the FUCKTARD drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating 30 CASES OF PICKLES the GOD BLESS AMERICA public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKSTAIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSYLICKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BLISTERING BARNACLES sorry for ASSWIPE "hi-jacking" your PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK IN A BOX this that really DICKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a AUTOFELLATIO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a DAMN IT horrible disorder is (not) WANKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best FUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS UP MY ARSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a EUROIPODS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. JACKASS Regards to Andrew COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The POLACK bastard who wrote this article. You can RAT'S COCK punch him if you FUCKFACE want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLEMEN saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING A intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE and TWAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PAKI BAND WITH 4 O CANADA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FRED PHELPS HORSE! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'S HOUSE

How FASHION BUG to FUCKER cure HOT GRITS the SHIT Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TOWELHEAD for SCUMBAG Tourette's SHITFUCKER Syndrome MAMA MIA is SHIT following MACACA these POOPOO rules NECROPHILIA in CUNTBUCKET order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS little SOD OFF kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within JAP 10 LIMEYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKFACE nor SHITE talk,
• 4: Tell GOD DAMMIT yourself you FAGGOT don't BEAVER have JACKASS SHIT this NI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY SHITE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INCEST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! last straw DICKHEAD!

I fucking put MOLDY TITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE VENEREAL DISEASE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMMIT the TOP OF DIPSHIT THIS CLUSTERFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOUCHE NAZI offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try FUCKSTAIN to battle FELCHMONKEY'QUEEF that tight-ass DAMN 17-year-SHITTY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BASTARD it now, but someone said PISSHOLE' suck my mothers WALRUS SHIT'SHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUNG-HOLE is a laughing FUCK OFF matter. Plus there RAT'S COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JESSE McCARTNEY Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK NUGGET articles MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKHEAD stuff. So YUKY DOODY that means RAGHEAD stop getting mad at the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS first part too and LET'S SHIT talking about the FUCKING letter that it's BLISTERING BARNACLES mocking (what MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian BALLS hi self POMMIE even made a really KAFFIR good point. "It's TWAT nothing more GOD DAMN from a head nod to a WARNER MUSIC GROUP knee tick". WANK. Which I'll add BIGNOSE onto JERK OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BRUSH MA TEETH suffer that TWAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUKKAKE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WIGGER be, because if I were a SHITSLINGING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITMOUSE hilarious. If you SHITFUCKER Want facts, go on MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JOHN ELWAY be offended, don't read ARSE the freaking ASSHAT article anyway.

KU KLUX KLAN POOPOO DAMN BUKKAKE ASSHOLE DILDO THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JESSE McCARTNEY PIGS MIGHT FLY ARSE

DOUCHETITS FUCKER GENITALIA HOMO WIENER COCK SAND NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! YID ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WARNER MUSIC GROUP EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NAZI CARPET MUNCHER RAT'S ASS NIGGER FUCKFACE ARSE FRITZ PENISFUCK DAGO FUCKTARD TITMOUSE MARY WHITEHOUSE WINDOWS VISTA FUCK YOU ASSCRACK FUCKING PRICK SHIT CUNT WALRUS SHIT CRAPPY ART METAL PRODUCTS JACKASS CANDY NECROPHILIA COON HADJI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGNOG FUCK OFF CUNT TITTYWANK RECTUM RAIDER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO BALLS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BITCH DAMN POOPY MAMA MIA TENTACLE RAPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JIZZ KIDDY FIDDLER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SCUMBAG BUGGER OFF FRAK DOG FUCKER SUGARTITS CLUSTERFUCK BOLLOCKS HAIL SATAN! SHITFUCKER PENIS PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK PENIS ON A STICK DONKEY DICK CHENEY MICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL BOON BIRD IN THE HOUSE DICK IN A BOX ASSHOLE WANK BOOBIES CLEVELAND STEAMER OSTRICH MY ASS FAG BITCH BASTARD DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TONY LA RUSSA INBRED TENTACLE RAPE SHIT NIGGER SHITSKIN DUMBASS CUNT FELCHING FUCKHEAD WANK ASSHAT CRAP ASSWIPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SUCK MY COCK DICKFACE HO JIZZ CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY SHITCUNTING PUNANI DONKEY PUNCHER HELL FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGNOG FUCKBAG BOLLOCKS BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS GANGBANG BUTT-HEAD TURD TOURETTE'S IS FUN ARSE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WETBACK FUCK YOU SHITHEAD SEX POLAK RANDY TRAVIS CLUSTERFUCK FAG NEGRO DAMN IT SHIT SEX FUCK ASSWIPE RUSTY TROMBONE SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ SEX MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DONGSHOVER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD CHOAD I CAN AFFORD FOOD DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSRAPING RAT'S COCK SOD OFF FUCKING A FELCHING FUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WOP PRICK CUNT BITCH PEARL NECKLACE HIV NEGATIVE BITCH FUCK SON OF A BITCH BASTARD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TITWANK TITS DUMBASS HENTAI ARSE BUTT PIRATE GENITALIA CHOAD KISSER DOUCHING PENIS FUCK SHIT JIGGABOO DELICIOUS CAKE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PEDOPHILIA PASTURE DAMN HENTAI FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT BONER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DELICIOUS CAKE SHITHEAD FUCKER FUCKING A BUKKAKE BASTARD GOOK NIGGER TITS BUKKAKE FIRECROTCH SHITHEAD BALL SACK SHITFACE SHITFACE SHITE DICKHEAD JOHNNY REDSKIN FUCK OFF SHIT DAMN SHITTY BASTARD TITS SUCK MY COCK PUSSY DICK TITS PIGFUCKER YOU WANKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BITCH MILF FUCKSTAIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PIECE OF SHIT HEIL HITLER! JUMPING JESUS!!! FRITZ I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELLFIRE SUCK A BIG DICK ARSE DAMN IT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! PISS UP MY ARSE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CLUSTERFUCK YOGHURT CANNON CUNT CRAPPER BASTARD PISS OFF INCEST FAG POMMIE BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK TAMPONS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BOOBS CANNED QUOTE TURD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FAG A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! [Insert silly non-swear here] PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LIMEY FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMN IT MACACA CLEMEN TITS & DICKS CHING CHONG CHINK WANKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN IT ALF LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BASTARD BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE DAMN FELLATIO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK A DUCK FEMADOM JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH BASTARD EMO JOHNNY CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLIT SPUNK suck my mothers BOOBS FUCKING OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH NIGGER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FENCE JUMPER SHAKOPEE SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! VENEREAL DISEASE I WILL END YOU! TITTIES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING GIVING HEAD BITCH HELLFIRE BULLSHIT JACKASS CHICKEN SHIT PENIS FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE ASS LICKER FUCKHEAD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DIPSHIT DOG SHIT HELL COCKSUCKER WHORE MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY DOODIE HEAD I WILL KILL YOU! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PISSHOLE FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKING DOG FUCKER COMMUNION WAFER FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK TITS COON CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SEX PUSSY PISS POOPOO FELCHING DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE INBRED ASSWIPE DICKFACE JIGGABOO PICKANINNY GENITALIA CUNT DONKEY DICK CHING CHONG CHINK JACK ABRAMOFF CRAPMUNCHER RAGHEAD FRAK SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DONGSHOVER URINE-GARGLING SHIT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BULLCRAP GANGBANG WOP CARPET MUNCHER SHITSKIN NIGGER HOT GRITS BUGGER BITCH PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE NAZI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER SHAKOPEE CUNT CUNT PUSSY CRAPFUCKER TAMPONS SUCK MY DICK SMEG FLAMING ASS BADGER BORDER HOPPER HELL CHENEY FUCK SHITSKIN PISS BASTARD FUCK ASSHAT BRITNEY BLOWJOB JACK OFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUM DAMN MONKEY SHIT FUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKER ASS ASS LICKER CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE SHITE SEMEN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TRANNY JACKASS DAMMIT FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK PENISFUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POMMIE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER BITCH GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING CHAV CANNED QUOTE O CANADA CHINK CAMEL JOCKEY BUGGER FRIG BUTT PIRATE BLUE PENIS! CUNT BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY AMERICA ONLINE FUCKFACE SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CHENEY FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT TWAT CUNT HORSE SHIT BONER CUM WANK FUCKSTAIN LIMEY HORSE SHIT GOD DAMMIT BASTARD NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TAMPON IN MY ASS PEEPEE JACKASS FENCE JUMPER JAP 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB DAMMIT JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK JENKEM COCKGOBLIN ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA PORCH MONKEY WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD CONAN O'BRIAN WEHATEMARIO INBRED ASSCRACK ASS BEANER COCKSUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY WANK CAMEL FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE HYPERINFLATION TAMPONS CUNTSWILLING SUGARTITS CLEVELAND STEAMER WANKSPLAT WHORE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAPE AMERICA ONLINE CHOAD KISSER WIENER FASHION BUG BALLS FUCKSTAIN HOSER SHITPISSER CLUSTERFUCK WALRUS SHIT PUSSY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TRANNY INCEST TITS & DICKS SPIC TAFFY GREASER JAP SEX FENCE JUMPER HORSE PENIS MAMA MIA PISS OFF LOGJAMMER BUNG-HOLE DAMMIT DUMBASS ASSFACE BITCH SHIT BRITNEY JACKASS SHIT ASS GANGBANG DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK PAKI WHORE ASSCRACK PISSHOLE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ARSE FUCK YOU SOD HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKHEAD NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! GRIS [Insert yet another person's name here] NAZI BANGKOK CUNT CRAPPER SHITCUNTING BOOBS BAD MOTHERFUCKER DEVELOPERS! HONKY ASSHAT PIGFUCKER GOBSHITE WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FRITZ BRITNEY I'LL RAPE YOU TITWANK DAMN NIPPLES FUCK YOU NIGNOG GIVING HEAD FUCKER FAGGOT BUTT PIRATE SEMEN HELL KIKE SCROTUM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKFUCKFUCK MICK KAFFIR TIT DIRT FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER MILF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE 30 CASES OF PICKLES FAGGOT PEARL NECKLACE CUNTRAG INBRED BASTARD SCUMBAG TAMPONS CHIGGER TAMPONS FUCKHEAD SPUNK REDNECK ARSE FUCK MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD FUCKING MASTURBATION JACK ABRAMOFF WANK RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK CLEMEN BASTARD FUCK ASSRAMMER WINDOWS VISTA BALLS PENIS FUCKER COLGATE FRAK INBRED FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLYING FUCK FUCK SEX BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH BONER FUCK OFF WANK I'LL RAPE YOU MASTURBATION FAG DICKWAD EXTRA LONG PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT VAGINA OH SHI– FUCKING HORSE SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! FUCK FAGGOT ASSHOLE GO HOME AND DIE SHITFACE SPANK THE MONKEY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOUCHEBAG LONGCAT IS LONG SHITFACE RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS HORSE PENIS RAT'S ASS CHING CHONG CHINK HELL PENIS FUCKFACE NIGGER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SUITCASE PENIS HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSCRACK DAMN BOLLOCKS DIPSHIT BULLSHIT BLUE PENIS! FUCKBAG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SEX POTTYMOUTH FROG FUCKWIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSWIPE WANK RAPE POTTYMOUTH CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKWIT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT JACK OFF ASS FUCKING A YOU WANKER PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN BORDER HOPPER PIGFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE DIPSHIT BASTARD CHOAD ANAL SHITFUCKER SPRINKLES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITTY SHITSLIDE BELLEND JAP DAMMIT MOCCASINS FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD POLAK CHING CHONG CHINK SHITSLIDE ASSRAPING SHIT PISS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DARTH VADER ASSFACE BOOBIES FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES CRAPFUCKER BITCH FUCKSTAIN PORCH MONKEY RUSKIE PECKERHEAD PICKANINNY MARGARET THATCHER FUCKTARD CUNT TITTIES NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK POLAK COCKSTUFFER TRANNY CHOAD KISSER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS FASCIST SHITTY SHITSLINGING ASS COLGATE PUNANI WILLY WONKA FEMADOM YUKY DOODY PUSSYLICKER BONER DICKLICK DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BOOBS FUCKSTAIN GREASER THONG TASTER BEANER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT MOCKIE SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK FUCK JIGGABOO CONDOMS REDNECK CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCKWIT NIPPLES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOD DAMN ARSE HELL DAMN GENITALIA DICK CHICKEN DICK IN A BOX SAGGY TITS INCEST FIST FUCK WANK HELL DUMBASS GOOK INCEST I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BOLLOCKS YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITE BASTARD BOOBS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BAD MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF PISS HELLFIRE TWAT CUNT SCROTUM FUCKING A ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER WIENER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CRAPPY TRANNY BUTT PIRATE COCK HELL PRICK NIGGER COON CUM DOG FUCKER DICK CHICKEN NIGGER NIGNOG CUNT BOOBS FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT VAGINA [expletive deleted] DAMMIT SHAKOPEE ARSE CUNTBUCKET RAT'S COCK TRANNY GRAPE PENIS WIENER LIMEY WOP BEANER BUGGER FUCKFACE PISS OFF SEMEN CHINK SHITPISSER NAZI POMMIE BALLS BELGIUM SEX WANKSPLAT CARPET MUNCHER HADJI COCKGOBLIN PUSSY HENTAI BONER FELLATIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK HELL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BIGNOSE FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET JAP BLISTERING BARNACLES POOPOO VAGINA DICK MOCKIE CUNNILINGUS FUCKING A FAGGOT VAGINA CUNT JACKASS SHIT SACRAMENTO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOODIE HEAD CAMEL JOCKEY SCUMBAG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SCUMBUCKET INBRED MAMA MIA COCK PIECE OF SHIT CUNT FUCKER COON DILDO MOTHERFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS BIRD SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SUCK MY COCK ORGASM BOOBS FUCK COON FAG I WILL END YOU! RAT'S COCK SHAKOPEE SHITSLIDE CHOAD KISSER CUNT NIGGER ASSWIPE MOCKIE FUCKSTAIN NAZI FUCKHEAD NORTH KOREA FUCKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BEANER ASSHOLE REDSKIN WANK MARGARET THATCHER TITS SHITTY SHITFUCKER HELL GOATSE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING BIGNOSE RADIO FREE LUNCH SHIT COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS STEVE BALLMER MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN PISS TITS & DICKS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELLATIO DAMN FAG BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE QUEEF MOTHERFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE CLUSTERFUCK LET'S SHIT WILLY WONKA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JENKEM BENCH PRESS ASS THONG TASTER TITWANK PIG FUCKHEAD SHIT FUCK RAT'S COCK AMERICA ONLINE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN GOBSHITE DICK CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT CHINK FENCE JUMPER BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS CUNNILINGUS SAND NIGGER DIPSHIT SCUMBAG CROTCH NEGRO GOOK BOYCOTT VIACOM! ANAL INCEST MOCKIE BITCH SCROTUM TRANNY CUNTSWILLING MOZILLA FIREFOX PORCH MONKEY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS GREASER CLEMEN JACK OFF FUCK YOU HELL ASS HELL YOUR MOM AUTOFELLATIO ANAL DIABETES WANKSPLAT CRAPMUNCHER TRANNY EPIDIDYMIS FLYING RAT'S ASS [Insert silly non-swear here] CLEVELAND STEAMER D'OH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JESSE McCARTNEY JACK ABRAMOFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM FUDGEPACKER DAMN FUCK OFF RAPE JACKASS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK MICK CUNNILINGUS CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER SHITE FUCK YOU CHOAD BALL SACK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMN DUMBASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SEX SEX ASS ASSHAT WANKER FUCK DONKEY DICK PEDOPHILIA CONDOMS HO MAMA MIA LET'S SHIT DOUCHE PRICK CUNNILINGUS ASS HELL BUKKAKE DICK SHITE [Insert silly non-swear here] DICK BOOBS CUNTYMINTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBIES MARCH OF FLAMES I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK MY DICK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SCUMBAG BALLS GIVING HEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE JAP pen0r PISS RANDY TRAVIS FIST FUCK DICK TITS PISS ASS BOOBIES SOD OFF RAT'S ASS SPUNK JIGGABOO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BIRD SHIT HOSER JELLY BEANS DAMN SUGARTITS BRITNEY VENEREAL DISEASE HOT GRITS CUM suck my mothers FENCE JUMPER HOMO COCKSMOKER BUKKAKE SHITBALLS ANUSCAKE YID DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! PEARL NECKLACE DAMN FUCKWIT ASS PISS ARTIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SLOPE NICARAGUA GOD DAMN PUSSY TITS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DILDO and with the FUCK OFF and his SHITHEAD of girraffes in which WOODPECKERSHIT while reading about ORGASM!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ORGASM also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MOTHERFUCKER