Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD'GRINGO'FUCKBAG'BLISTERING BARNACLES'SHITSLIDE'BLOWJOB Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a POLAK look at the FUCKFACE talk page of this ASSHAT article for notes or discussion before 666 editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITTY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TOSSER, sudden BULLSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CONDOMS or GYPSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WHORE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BAT FUCK INSANE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may INBRED include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ALF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT NIPPLES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous INCEST utterFUCKance of socially EAT MY SHIT! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUKKAKE television programs to address JACK ABRAMOFF Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is GOD BLESS AMERICA not to be MUGABE'S MOMMA confused with DAGO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BANGKOK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGFUCK random COCKSMOKER disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACK ABRAMOFF language, HORSE PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HI, BILLY MAYS HERE EPIDIDYMIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICK souvenir shoppes and massive BEAVER quantities THONG TASTER of ANAL DIABETES DICKHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A FEWMETS Polite Note to the GENITALIA Author:

The TRANNY Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was SHIT founded to WIKIPEDIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMMIT article BIGNOSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITMOUSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAGO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAPE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of suck my mothers Tourrette's sufferers PORCH MONKEY swear. You can FUCK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
• The main GO HOME AND DIE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK OFF knee CHINK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MOCCASINS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOM DeLUISE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at IN SACREMENT school for PENIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SOD sufferers to become VAGINA manically depressed and VAGINA commit BIRD SHIT suicide.
• There is no I'LL RAPE YOU cure, and the LIMEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the SMEG tics often have adverse FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITBALLS perodol" which caused my entire SHITFACE body to go BUTT PIRATE numb and SHITFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than HO it is without the ASS drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome FUCKING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WIENER the ASSFACE public view of Tourettes as a "SOD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRACKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK OFF sorry for TWAT "hi-jacking" your ASSBANDIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MASTURBATION this that really BRUSH MA TEETH annoys me. I am working towards a MOLDY TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HADJI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NI, and making fun of a TAFFY horrible disorder is (not) TITMOUSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YOGHURT CANNON time.

Best MOCCASINS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WALRUS SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIENANMEN SQUARE reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. THONG TASTER Regards to Andrew SHITSLINGING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The JACKASS SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can CRAPMUNCHER punch him if you RAGHEAD want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BAD MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my POWERSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TOSSER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LET'S SHIT and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WOP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE! TOSSER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TOSSER'S HOUSE

How GRASS MUD HORSE to PISSHOLE cure CHIGGER the MILF Tourette's YID Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITHEAD for WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's BEANER Syndrome DOUCHE is CHAV following PISS these CUNTSWILLING rules LET'S SHIT in BAD MOTHERFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid FRENCH TICKLER immature TITWANK little DICKFACE kids,
• 2: Count to ASSWIPE within TITS 10 SHITFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DICKFACE GO HOME AND DIE BULLSHIT nor FUCK YOU talk,
• 4: Tell WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS yourself you DONKEY DICK don't I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! have DOUCHING this SHITCOCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKFACE WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TOSSER last straw WOP!

I fucking put SHITCOCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISSHOLE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF PISS THIS MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNTRAG offensive. SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to REBECCA BLACK people who try CUNTSWILLING to battle AUTOFELLATIO'DAGO that tight-ass PIECE OF SHIT 17-year-WANKSPLAT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HORSE PENIS it now, but someone said JACKASS SHIT' CHIGGER WARNER MUSIC GROUP'DELICIOUS CAKE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BASTARD is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there BONG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Uncyclopedia, there are BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HELL stuff. So BUTT-HEAD that means DICKLICK stop getting mad at the DICK first part too and BELGIUM talking about the GANGBANG letter that it's FROG'S FAT ASS mocking (what CHOAD letter? I don't even know what POTTYMOUTH the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN IT hi self CAUCASIANS even made a really CAMEL JOCKEY good point. "It's TITS nothing more RAT'S COCK from a head nod to a SMEG knee tick". CRAP ON A STICK. Which I'll add FUCKFACE onto DOUCHE NAZI saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUTTFUCKER suffer that BRUSH MA TEETH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SCUMBAG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITFACE be, because if I were a CHINK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! hilarious. If you SUGARTITS Want facts, go on FUCKING JUMP! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PIECE OF SHIT be offended, don't read CRACKER the freaking COCK article anyway.

HELL AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK SHITFACE SPANK THE MONKEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BANGKOK [expletive deleted] YOU WANKER TWAT

WIENER BOOBS SHIT TITMOUSE CUNNILINGUS DONALD RUMSFELD CONDOMS MARCH OF FLAMES SHITCOCK RUSKIE SHITPISSER TENTACLE RAPE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SCUMBUCKET I LIKE SCHOOL P'KANG GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER MOZILLA FIREFOX MARCH OF FLAMES LOLCAT DIPSHIT MONASTERIES TRANNY PEDOPHILIA CHICKEN FRIES DUMBASS MASTURBATION BASTARD ASS ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL JOHN SMILEY FACE GOAT DICK SEX RAT'S ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT HOSER SHIT GO HOME AND DIE MONKEY BALLS CHING CHONG CHINK CUM BUTT PIRATE SHITSKIN CUNTRAG HELL MARCH OF FLAMES DAMN HELLFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PUSSY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BOB SAGET TOSSER DAMN FUCKING A FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT PISSHOLE RADIO FREE LUNCH BLOWJOB ASS LIMEY SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT WIENER DAMN SCUMBUCKET BEAVER CUNNILINGUS BITCH DAMMIT SAND NIGGER ASS RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN PISS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT VANITY PAGES ROCK WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHEBAG COON DELICIOUS CAKE RAPE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SEX BASTARD DAMMIT JACKASS CRAPPY WANKSPLAT DUMBASS PIG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHOAD BASTARD FUCKWIT FRITZ JIGGABOO DILDO POLACK FUCKHEAD HELLFIRE FUCKTARD ASS LICKER PISS ASSHOLE DILDO DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK HELL FUCKING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MONKEY SHIT CUNT [Insert silly non-swear here] DEVELOPERS! PAKI BOOBS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GIVING HEAD WOP BITCH CHIGGER CHINK FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF BUGFUCK FEWMETS YID HELL BIRD SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DILDO FUCKFACE CROTCH NAZI JIGGABOO SHITFUCKER FUCKER SHITE HELL BUGGER OFF BORDER HOPPER GOBSHITE PORCH MONKEY SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DICK FELCHING BRUSH MA TEETH FALSE BENSON ASS FASCIST PENIS DICKHEAD FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB DICK CHICKEN WIGGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SAND NIGGER SEMEN FUCKFACE FUCK OFF BUGFUCK FENCE JUMPER CUNT ASSHOLE PORCH MONKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMMIT REDSKIN FUCK MUGABE'S MOMMA DICKHEAD FIRECROTCH BORDER HOPPER NECROPHILIA WIKIPEDIA RULES CHIGGER HADJI MOLDY TITS DAGO PISS ASSCRACK DUNE COON BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT SUITCASE PENIS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKFACE PUSSY TAMPONS FUCKTARD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BAT FUCK INSANE POOPOO FUCKBAG ASSHOLE TACO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH SHITFACE POLACK NIGGER TAFFY ORGASM 4CHAN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN BEANER ARSE WANK HELL SHITE WANK PAKI NECROPHILIA SHITTY POLACK CAUCASIANS WANK BASTARD SAND NIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK CHENEY COCK INCEST SCUMBAG CRAPMUNCHER I WILL KILL YOU! BOON TWAT TITTYWANK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CHENEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON NI DICK IN A BOX PISS OFF PISS ARTIST CUNTYMINTS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING JUMP! DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD HELL KRAUT SIGMUND FREUD FRAK CHIGGER SCROTUM NECROPHILIA PIECE OF SHIT NIGNOG SHITFUCKER POLAK RUSKIE ASS DYKE BUTTFUCKER MALARKY BELGIUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIG BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PUSSYLICKER DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK CUNT GIVING HEAD NIPPLES HENTAI CUNT SIGMUND FREUD DICKLICK INJUN ASSWIPE DAGO SCUMBUCKET DOUCHETITS FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMMIT WIENER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAT'S ASS DICK SAGGY TITS SHITHEAD HELL CRAP FELLATIO SHITSKIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PAKI DAMN IT SHITE FELCHING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CRAPFUCKER ASS FUCKING FUCK HOMO DAMN IT SHITE BLUMPKIN CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRIS OLD CHRIST OF A JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BULLSHIT RAGHEAD PENIS JACKASS NIGGER GRINGO GIVING HEAD DUMBASS DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CAMEL FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER DOT HEAD EMO CROTCH PISS FEWMETS SHIT SHIT DICK HELL RAT'S COCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIPPLES BEANER DAGO YOU WANKER QUEEF SHIT ANAL SPIC ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER BOOBS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWAT ASSRAMMER TWAT FELCHING FAGGOT PISSHOLE BIG FOOT CUNT BLUMPKIN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HENTAI GENITALIA BALL SACK VENEREAL DISEASE HOLY DUMB FUCK CRAPPY ASS SCROTUM ALEX TREBEK PISS OFF CUNTRAG All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NIGGER TITS HORSE PENIS CUNTRAG BRITNEY HELL YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT BEANER ASSFACE ARSE DOUCHETITS NIGGER GOD DAMN CUNT CRAPPER BUTTFUCKER FUCKER DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKSTAIN CUNT DOUCHING MARGARET THATCHER PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING PISS OFF FUCKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK FELLATIO EXTRA LONG PENIS DOG SHIT HOMO DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO SHITFUCKER IN SACREMENT FENCE JUMPER GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT GRAPE PENIS FASHION BUG FELLATIO CRAPPY WOP PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ FENCE JUMPER ASSHOLE FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT REDSKIN MOTHERFUCKER DAGO BOON FUCK NUGGET LOLCAT PUSSY GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU DAMN INCEST FOREIGN CURRENCY BUGGER OFF DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT WANK BIRD SHIT SHIT TWAT YOU WANKER DUMBASS NIGNOG PENISFUCK RAGHEAD DICK CHICKEN POOPOO WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! POMMIE TAMPON IN MY ASS GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SAND NIGGER HATE HATE HAT FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER SON OF A BITCH CUNT FUCKING A FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOUCHE NAZI BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY [EXPLETIVE] BEAVER BITCH BELLEND SHITHEAD COCKSTUFFER BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS HOSER POO POO BLOWJOB RAT'S ASS SPUNK SOD OFF GOBSHITE SACRAMENTO CRAP BRITNEY BULLSHIT WANK SHITSLINGING CHIGGER DICK TITS WIENER FIRECROTCH INCEST HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKER SAND NIGGER EPIDIDYMIS CRACKER CHIGGER DAMN BITCH CUM PISS SON OF A BITCH POTTYMOUTH FUCK CHRISTMAS TREES BITCH DAGO THONG TASTER INBRED MASTURBATION TESTICLE CHOKE CHICKEN SHIT DICK TITS REDNECK CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON MONKEY SHIT VAGINA BELGIUM CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM REDSKIN KNOBJOCKEY FUCKWIT HELLFUCKER ASSWIPE PENIS DAMMIT JACKASS HITLER BELGIUM BITCH WIGGER DICK [EXPLETIVE] ANAL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKWIT ASSWIPE PAKI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUGGER OFF DICKFACE FROG SHITCUNTING PISS ARTIST POLACK CUNNILINGUS DARTH VADER SPANK THE MONKEY SHITSLINGING PUSSY TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE CRAPFUCKER PISS INCEST HITLER CUNTING ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT BALLS YOU WANKER JAP SHITPISSER CHRISTHUMPER SHIT DICKLICK MASTURBATION HONKY FUCKBAG LET'S SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS TOSSER DOUCHE TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHAT GOOK PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE KIKE CLEMEN CHOAD KISSER BUGGER FROG WANK DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN DOUCHEBAG HAIL SATAN! FUCKFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHINK FOREIGN CURRENCY ASS ANAL DIABETES BUTTFUCKER GOATSE WANK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CRAPMUNCHER SHITCUNTING TIT SPRINKLES CLIT ASSFACE PISS OFF MY ASS SUCK MY COCK FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES ASS LICKER OH SHI– BITCH DOUCHEBAG BONER ASSRAPING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE POMMIE DUMBASS MARY WHITEHOUSE CRACKER DUMBASS NICARAGUA ABO VENEREAL DISEASE PISS ARTIST POTTYMOUTH BITCH ASS COCKSUCKER COON TAMPONS COON SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT CUNT HOMO WANKSPLAT LIMEY ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! CUNT FAGGOT FUCK OFF NIPPLES SCUMBUCKET QUEEF WANKSPLAT FIST FUCK ASSHOLE FU SPANG DICKFACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ARSE NECROPHILIA LENS CRAFTERS BULLSHIT TAFFY GOD DAMMIT POLAK SHITBALLS POO POO BLOWJOB BENCH PRESS WIENER FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT POMMIE NIGNOG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK PISSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU SPUNK DUMBASS CRACKER WANK PISS OFF SIGMUND FREUD CHAV PISS OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITTYWANK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK SHITHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NEGRO CHOAD TAMPON IN MY ASS WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! JERK OFF BASTARD TITWANK BITCH EPIDIDYMIS SCUMBUCKET DOUCHETITS BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! TWISTY VAGINA SHITSLINGING ORGASM SHITHEAD TITS MACACA BULLCRAP FELCHMONKEY FUCKHEAD MOCCASINS VAGINA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BELLEND FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE FUCKFACE ASSHOLE VAGINA JIZZ COLGATE SHITFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU DICKFACE SOD OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCKING A CUNT LAKE TITICACA JOHN ELWAY ASSRAMMER FUCKBAG BUTTFUCKER POLAK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KEEP CAMEL FUCKER DAMN WETBACK HADJI MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT PISS FUCKTARD DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY NORTH KOREA BALLS FUCK HELL PISS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BITCH ASSCRACK GOOK RANDY TRAVIS NEGRO INCEST JACKASS SHIT PISSHOLE FUCKER FUCK REDNECK WANKSPLAT MACACA CUNNILINGUS HAIL SATAN! FUCKFACE DICK KRAUT HELL DYKE PUSSY VAGINA DAMN DIPSHIT SCROTUM CLIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PUNANI ASSWIPE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS AY-AY-AY VENEREAL DISEASE SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF EAT MY SHIT! FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER NIGGER TITS HELL PUSSY SPANK THE MONKEY JERRY DOUCHETITS JOHNNY SCROTUM NIGGER GYPSY PAKI MARGARET THATCHER BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HELL FUCK A DUCK BALLS TOWELHEAD HORSE SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BITCH TAFFY DICKFACE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI TURD SLOPE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKHEAD BASTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG VAGINA CHING CHONG CHINK CUM HOT GRITS NIGGER JAP EAT MY SHIT! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PUNANI NIPPLES WIENER PIG BOB SAGET FENCE JUMPER POLACK FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET TAMPONS GOBSHITE TAMPONS DUMBASS FUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TOSSER FUCKHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BOON SCROTUM TWAT BULLSHIT WETBACK WANK JOHNNY DIPSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN TITWANK DAMN PISS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHICKEN SHIT BIGNOSE DICKLICK CRACKER ASSHOLE YOUR MOM GENITALIA MOCKIE GOD DAMN MICK CUNT SHITTY CONDOMS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER JIZZ DOODIE HEAD DOT HEAD CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUGFUCK SEMEN ASSHOLE COCK NIGNOG BITCH FUCKHEAD BEANER BOON ASSHOLE FUDGEPACKER DICKFACE PENISBIRD CLEVELAND STEAMER BEANER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN HELLFIRE GOD DAMMIT COCKSUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DAMN pen0r SEX INBRED FUCK PENIS RANDY TRAVIS JACKASS PRICK COCKSHITTER CUNTRAG CUNT STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD GRINGO GOD DAMN WANK DYKE INBRED COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT TACO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive D'OH and with the FRIG and his KRAUT of girraffes in which MOTHERFUCKER while reading about LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MASTURBATION also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TAMPON IN MY ASS