Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SUCK MY DICK'TITWANK'DICK TITS'GIVING HEAD'ASS'DIPSHIT'WANKSPLAT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! neurochemical FUCK disorder CHICKEN FRIES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKER, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS or FUCKING A vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TWAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRACKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCKSMOKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PUSSY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOBSHITE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING ANAL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUCHE utterFUCKance of socially CHIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LOGJAMMER television programs to address WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is POLACK not to be CROTCH confused with SHITHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITSLINGING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! random SHIT disorientation, culturally-RUSTY TROMBONE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLCRAP souvenir shoppes and massive CUNNILINGUS quantities FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES SHITFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A WANK Polite Note to the FUCKTARD Author:

The PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's PEARL NECKLACE Research Institute was HORSE SHIT founded to BUTTFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACKASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article ASSFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NEGRO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SONNY BILL WILLIAMS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GO HOME AND DIE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOG SHIT Tourrette's sufferers DILDO swear. You can O CANADA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INJUN TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible FUCKER thing.
• The main DOUGHNUT PUNCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'EAT MY SHIT!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIRD SHIT knee WEHATEMARIO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLUSTERFUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOOBIES school for GENITALIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage VENEREAL DISEASE sufferers to become COON manically depressed and SHITSLINGING commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no JACKASS cure, and the SHITFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKTARD tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITMOUSE perodol" which caused my entire ASSWIPE body to go DAMN numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than YOU WANKER it is without the I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME drug.

I am an active member of a TWAT tourette syndrome MICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACK OFF the TITWANK public view of Tourettes as a "BATHING SUIT AREA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SEMEN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PORCUPINE'S BALLS sorry for PISS OFF "hi-jacking" your JACK OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WIKIPEDIA this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a SEMPRINI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACKASS SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TAMPONS, and making fun of a WIGGER horrible disorder is (not) FAGGOT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MILF time.

Best SONNY BILL WILLIAMS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “QUEEF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. SPANK THE MONKEY Regards to Andrew ARSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS bastard who wrote this article. You can ROSIE O'DONNELL punch him if you WIENER want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUGGER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my JOHNNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICKHEAD and COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I'LL RAPE YOU BAND WITH 4 ASSFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TACO HORSE! FUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKER'S HOUSE

How DICK CHICKEN to GRIS cure PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! the GOD DAMMIT Tourette's ASSWIPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITTYWANK for WANK Tourette's VAGINA Syndrome BONER is SAGGY TITS following SHITTY these NIGNOG rules MARCH OF FLAMES in COON order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKER immature ASSFACE little SHITTY kids,
• 2: Count to JAP within THONG TASTER 10 MICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DICKHEAD CUM HOT GRITS nor GRINGO talk,
• 4: Tell TITS & DICKS yourself you INCEST don't SHITSLIDE have WALRUS SHIT this WHORE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DUMBASS WITH NASTY GREASER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TAMPONS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKER last straw FLYING FUCK!

I fucking put SEMEN' my comment at the TOP OF THE TURD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BULLSHIT the TOP OF BASTARD THIS SHITSLINGING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOYCOTT VIACOM! offensive. SEMEN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NEGRO people who try BONG to battle TITS & DICKS'PISSHOLE that tight-ass WANK 17-year-HELL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS it now, but someone said FUCK YOU' MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTRAG'DICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WIGGER is a laughing HI, BILLY MAYS HERE matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JIZZ Uncyclopedia, there are CUM articles TWAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKER stuff. So ASS that means VENEREAL DISEASE stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and DOUCHETITS talking about the GIVING HEAD letter that it's BITCH mocking (what GOD BLESS AMERICA letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian JACKASS hi self HELL even made a really FUCKFACE good point. "It's ARSE nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a BANGKOK knee tick". WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?. Which I'll add ASSHOLE onto NIGNOG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DONKEY DICK suffer that CLUSTERFUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ARSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FELLATIO be, because if I were a LIMEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WINDOWS VISTA hilarious. If you PISS ARTIST Want facts, go on ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BLUMPKIN be offended, don't read RAPE the freaking DUNE COON article anyway.

DAMN IT PIECE OF SHIT CUNT BUTTFUCKER INCEST BASTARD CRAP ON A STICK BEAVER WIENER TITTYWANK

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RUSKIE WALRUS SHIT SMEG GO HOME AND DIE FRAK ASSHAT FUCKTARD SPUNK WOMEN'S RIGHTS BULLSHIT CRAP ON A STICK FEWMETS GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUKKAKE FUCKING A CLIT PUSSY FUCKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSCRACK RAPE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSHAT ASSWIPE HOLY DUMB FUCK INBRED ANAL FUCK YOU PIGFUCKER SHITHEAD CUNT CHINK FIRECROTCH TITS BUKKAKE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MILF JACKASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RADIO FREE LUNCH DUMBASS FUCKING A EMO FRIG BAT FUCK INSANE PISS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITTY BULLSHIT DICKFACE CHOAD KISSER BITCH DAMN WIENER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CHICKEN FRIES POMMIE PISS JACK OFF GOD DAMN FUCK NIGGER TITS JERRY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUTT-HOLE SHITSLINGING DILDO SHITTY LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF BITCH PAKI BATHING SUIT AREA WANKSPLAT ANAL SOD OFF FUCK NUGGET SHIT PUSSY CUNTBUCKET WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? AY-AY-AY SUCK A BIG DICK CRAP ON A STICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DONKEY PUNCHER DICKLICK COMMUNIST DILDO BOOBS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT ASSHOLE SHITSKIN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSWIPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKWIT BASTARD FUCK GOOK SHITHEAD FAGGOT CUNT BOOBS BALLS CHOAD ASSFACE BALL SACK WANK CUNTYMINTS DOM DeLUISE BENSON SUCKS FELCHING ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK WANK AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER DOG FUCKER TOSSER pen0r MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIRTY SANCHEZ I RAPE WALRUSES! CLIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE POLAK TRANNY TWAT COCKSUCKER CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PISS CAPITALISM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNTRAG BANGKOK FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN COON ORGASM CUNT PEARL NECKLACE JOHN SMILEY FACE CARPET MUNCHER O CANADA LENS CRAFTERS TOSSER FUCKING BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER FAG PISS ARTIST INCEST GOD BLESS AMERICA PUSSY GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT HOMO PISS ASS POOPOO FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK YOU JOHNNY ALF COON BUTTFUCKER CUNT LAPPER GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD ASSHAT DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD CARPET MUNCHER NORTH KOREA ASSHAT MOCCASINS CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY POWERSHIT BIGNOSE CHING CHONG CHINK suck my mothers KIKE CUNT BITCH [expletive deleted] JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHE PASTURE TWAT SAGGY TITS FUCK OFF BLUMPKIN PENIS HOLY DUMB FUCK PIECE OF SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COON SHIT FAGGOT WIENER BITCH BEANER FUCK YOU SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS CRAP AY-AY-AY MOTHERFUCKER BONG 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITFUCKER ORGASM PAGE BLANKING JACK OFF RAT'S ASS TWISTY VAGINA BATHING SUIT AREA SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITTY HITLER SHOOP DA WHOOP BITCH HONKY FUCKING JUMP! AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHE FUCKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! FUCKTARD KRAUT CLEMEN KNOBJOCKEY DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT SMEG JACKASS PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INJUN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SCROTUM CHIGGER INJUN CUNT LICK PUSSY

Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PAKI BASTARD GREASER WALRUS SHIT TIT SPRINKLES ORGASM KIDDY FIDDLER DIPSHIT BUGGER FUCKWIT HOMO ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MAMA MIA PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK TITWANK DARTH VADER SHIT CRACKER LIMEY WETBACK DICKLICK RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER NIPPLES FUCKER CHOAD BUTTFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS BELLEND DAMN CHUFF MOCCASINS CUNTBUCKET SAMUEL L. JACKSON FELLATIO DAMN PRICK BOOBIES SHITTY CLEMEN PISS ARTIST SHITE HITLER FUCK A DUCK VAGINA FAG DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNT CHAV WIKIPEDIA DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH JOHNNY [expletive deleted] PUSSYLICKER DOUCHEBAG ASS TITTIES CAMEL FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JACK OFF PISSHOLE PISS BEAVER HOSER BLUMPKIN DONALD RUMSFELD DICKFACE Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WOODPECKERSHIT and with the FELLATIO and his SHITE of girraffes in which ART METAL PRODUCTS while reading about NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BASTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKHEAD