Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNTRAG'NICARAGUA'COCKSUCKER'BRITNEY'[expletive deleted]'BUGGER OFF'FUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIG, sudden OSTRICH MY ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KIKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WALRUS SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCROTUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JUSTIN BIEBER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HOCKEY ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRIG utterFUCKance of socially HADJI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COON television programs to address HORSE SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

GRINGO Tourette's is PUNANI not to be NIGNOG confused with SHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS FASCIST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PORCH MONKEY random GOATSE disorientation, culturally-SHITFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local KRAUT language, CHRIST OF TABERNACLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNNILINGUS DIRTY SANCHEZ of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! souvenir shoppes and massive SON OF A BITCH quantities DICK TITS of ANAL DIABETES PISS garbage.

Darnit.

A CLEVELAND STEAMER Polite Note to the DOUCHING Author:

The JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was FAG founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article COCKSTUFFER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JESSE McCARTNEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SONNY BILL WILLIAMS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOD DAMMIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Tourrette's sufferers BALLS swear. You can SEMEN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHAV TV, for always focusing on the TRANNY bad side of a terrible BEANER thing.
• The main IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INJUN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is I'LL RAPE YOU no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WOODPECKERSHIT school for GOATSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage INJUN sufferers to become FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK manically depressed and MELAMINE commit ASS suicide.
• There is no FUCKFACE cure, and the SAMUEL L. JACKSON drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse EMO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

perodol" which caused my entire DICK body to go BATHING SUIT AREA numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than WALRUS SHIT it is without the ASS drug.

I am an active member of a ARSE tourette syndrome DOG FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating THIS IS A RARE SWEAR the GOBSHITE public view of Tourettes as a "DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MACACA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITHEAD sorry for SON OF A BITCH "hi-jacking" your SHITCOCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHE NAZI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK YOU, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) AOL IPs funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. GANGBANG Regards to Andrew ASSWIPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The DICK bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKFUCKFUCK punch him if you TITWANK want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my FUCKSTAIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FRAK and DIRTY SANCHEZ playing Roblox's Adopt Me with VANDALISM IS COOL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HOSER BAND WITH 4 INCEST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BOON HORSE! PIG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIG'S HOUSE

How DICKHEAD to PISS OFF cure BASTARD the FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BIRD SHIT for FAG Tourette's DILDO Syndrome FUCKHEAD is PRICK following LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! these SAND NIGGER rules COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK in GOD DAMN order:

• 1: Avoid JOHNNY immature SHITSKIN little FUCK YOU kids,
• 2: Count to DICKHEAD within DONKEY DICK 10 JOHN SMILEY FACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JACKASS SHITE [expletive deleted] nor CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT yourself you RAPE don't SAGGY TITS have DOUCHEBAG this MARGARET THATCHER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN IT WITH NASTY TITS & DICKS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TURD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIG last straw JOHNNY!

I fucking put DICKFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOCCASINS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN the TOP OF DOUCHE THIS PIG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FOUR-EYES offensive. PUSSYLICKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to QUEEF people who try BAD MOTHERFUCKER to battle CLEVELAND STEAMER'DAMNATION that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-INBRED—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SEX it now, but someone said HEIL HITLER!' ANAL MOCCASINS'PISS OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHIGGER is a laughing BATHING SUIT AREA matter. Plus there DAMN IT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DILDO Uncyclopedia, there are YOU WANKER articles BRITNEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS stuff. So PRICK that means FUCKER stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and ARSE talking about the JACK OFF letter that it's FUCKING A mocking (what NICARAGUA letter? I don't even know what GIVING HEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian INJUN hi self ALEX TREBEK even made a really GOD DAMMIT good point. "It's SAND NIGGER nothing more RAT'S COCK from a head nod to a SHITSLINGING knee tick". FELLATIO. Which I'll add ARSE onto SUCK COCKS IN HELL! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANKSPLAT suffer that MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKTARD be, because if I were a MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUKKAKE hilarious. If you I WILL END YOU! Want facts, go on YUKY DOODY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMMIT be offended, don't read CHAV the freaking WOMEN'S RIGHTS article anyway.

RAT'S COCK TIT DIRT BITCH BUGGER OFF GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD ASS PUSSY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

SHITCOCK BITCH PISS ARTIST PISS OFF SHIT SHIT PIG BUKKAKE SNUFF PORN FUCKBAG FUCKING A BULLSHIT NIGGER OLD CHRIST OF A BASTARD MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITFUCKER MOCKIE DAMN TAMPONS O KURWA! suck my mothers CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE CONAN O'BRIAN PEEPEE TESTICLE CHOKE SAND NIGGER HELLFUCKER PORCH MONKEY D'OH DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER MAMA MIA JIZZ ASSHAT ASS RAT'S COCK TURD INBRED SCUMBAG GOAT DICK NIGGER BOOBIES DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN BUKKAKE CROTCH SHITFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CLEMEN FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD BOON TIMBER NIGGER FUCKER SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKLICK SEMEN BITCH GANGBANG FALSE BENSON PROXY SITES SPANK THE MONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFUCKER ASS PUSSYLICKER SHITE PISS OFF KAFFIR ASS BRITNEY ASS HELL WIENER ART METAL PRODUCTS TESTICLE CHOKE CHIGGER FOUR-EYES BORDER HOPPER ASS ASSCRACK OH SHI– ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT COCKSMOKER YOU WANKER HELL THONG TASTER BIRD SHIT PIG PUSSY HENTAI WETBACK FUCK SCROTUM RAT'S ASS LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! JACKASS AY-AY-AY COCK TWISTY VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTRAG WIGGER FUCKWIT WALRUS SHIT CHOAD ARSE ASSBANDIT HITLER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICKHEAD LOGJAMMER ASSWIPE BOOBS DYKE BIRD SHIT PEACEFUL SUCK MY COCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DONKEY DICK CHUFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSWIPE TACO HADJI QUEEF PIG BLOWJOB DIPSHIT GOD DAMN D'OH WIGGER FUCKSTAIN CUNT PISS ARTIST ASS LICKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ROSIE O'DONNELL PENIS ON A BUN SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKSTAIN BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGGER BORDER HOPPER JERRY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NAZI ART METAL PRODUCTS JOHN ELWAY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PUNANI SCUMBAG DIPSHIT DAMN FRITZ CUM SHITE NEGRO PISS CLUSTERFUCK BOOBS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YOU BUNG-HOLE TUBA HADJI FLYING FUCK SPUNK CLUSTERFUCK JUNGLE BUNNY TURD PRICK TESTICLE CHOKE DOG SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PRICK PISS OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS INJUN NECROPHILIA DICKFACE BUGFUCK WIENER FUCK OFF DICKFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAGHEAD RAT'S COCK CHAV MILF SHITFACE SHITTY ASS ASSBANDIT DICKHEAD FUCKFACE ARSE ASS LICKER JACKASS BOOBS COCKSUCKER FELCHING ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE PUSSY TWAT HYPERINFLATION ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY LAKE TITICACA CAMEL FUCKER TACO ART METAL PRODUCTS DARTH VADER PAGE BLANKING SON OF A BITCH PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES VENEREAL DISEASE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHINK SOD DIPSHIT ANAL [Insert yet another person's name here] CRAP CRAPMUNCHER JOHN ELWAY FELCHMONKEY BLUE PENIS! DONALD RUMSFELD PRICK ARSE FELCHING PUSSY SHIT TAFFY SEMEN FUCKING SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS ARTIST JIGGABOO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BEANER CLEMEN LAKE TITICACA JACKASS INBRED NIGGER TITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHOAD BULLCRAP TITS & DICKS INBRED YOU SUCK BALLS GOBSHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ FLYING RAT'S ASS NEGRO BALLS FUCK OFF SOD OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU FUCKFACE WEHATEMARIO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHAT I LIKE BUSH BLOWJOB SHITCUNTING TRANNY SHIT DOUCHING BELLEND [expletive deleted] CARPET MUNCHER MALARKY SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU DICK FUCKWIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKFACE PENIS NIPPLES HELL HONKY BULLSHIT FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE WANK ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! HELL DOUCHETITS YOU WANKER YOU WANKER COCK TOSSER FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK AMERICA ONLINE FUCK YOU YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST DAMN PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN FELCHMONKEY CHIGGER INBRED FUCK CUNTYMINTS ASS RAT'S ASS DAMN IT YOU WANKER DAMN NECROPHILIA WIGGER TIT SPRINKLES FUCKING SHIT LIKE A HORSE GO HOME AND DIE TAFFY FUCK YOU FUCKWIT TRANNY RAT'S COCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER 30 CASES OF PICKLES BUTT-HEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK TWAT CUNT RAPE AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH WHORE GENITALIA RAGHEAD HOT GRITS ASS COON WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? KITTENS FENCE JUMPER ASS CUNT DICK CHICKEN CLIT MONKEY SHIT ASSBANDIT MALARKY PENISFUCK CLIT PUSSY SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BOOBS LET'S SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA WHORE CRACKER NIGNOG BASTARD BONER PENIS FUCK OFF DUMBASS HONKY WANK RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO MACACA FUCKSTAIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! RAGHEAD BUGGER BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! ASSHOLE COCK FUCKER GOD DAMN SHITTY PAKI VENEREAL DISEASE YOUR MOM JOHNNY BALLS FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK YOU FAGGOT FUCKWIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISSHOLE SHUT UP, MEG! DICK CHICKEN BASTARD SOD HONKY CUNT SOD OFF INCEST DICK CHICKEN WETBACK BANGKOK WANK DOUCHETITS FROG CLEMEN SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT TITS & DICKS ABO SUCK A BIG DICK GOD DAMN SHOOP DA WHOOP CC PLZ MONKEY'S UNCLE BUGGER FOUR-EYES SHOOP DA WHOOP SHITFUCKER SHIT FUCKER BOOBS DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG SMEG DIPSHIT BULLSHIT FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUTTFUCKER WANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANKER FUCKSTAIN CUNT BEAVER TOWELHEAD I DID IT FOR THE LULZ MALARKY MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD BUGGER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF NIGNOG DAMN IT HONKY INCEST HELL SHIT FUCK RAPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER DAMN THONG TASTER WHORE DOG FUCKER CHUFF ASS ASSHAT FUCKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER HELLFUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS COCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOD BLESS AMERICA SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? HONKY DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT [Insert swear here] JERRY DICK TITS NAZI ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN IT CUNTYMINTS DOT HEAD PANCHEN LAMA ASSWIPE INBRED DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! BUGGER OFF AUTOFELLATIO BATHING SUIT AREA PISS DICKLICK THONG TASTER WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD CUNT HELL WIENER FLAMING ASS BADGER BIGNOSE FUCKING POLESMOKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NAZI CHICKEN SHIT WALRUS SHIT DARTH VADER WANKER HELL CUNT BITCH FRITZ I AM CORNHOLIO! KRAUT BALL SACK FIST FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER GOBSHITE MONKEY'S UNCLE CROTCH FUCKER WANK NIGGER BIGNOSE CRAPMUNCHER TOWELHEAD ASS FASCIST CHINK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FELCHMONKEY JAP JACKASS SHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF SEMEN DAMMIT POOPOO FELCHING GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE PISS OFF MY ASS ASSFACE ASS DOODIE HEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE FEWMETS DESU INCEST FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELLFUCKER SHITE DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER KRAUT TAMPONS WANKER WANK DICK POLAK BLUMPKIN BOOBIES CANNED QUOTE BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITPISSER SHITCOCK PISS FUCKER SHITE SHITPISSER CAMEL FUCKER DAGO FELLATIO HELL DIPSHIT TWAT FUCK YOU BALLS BONER DYKE DAMNED TABERNACLE LOGJAMMER NEGRO DOUCHE NAZI SHITE MONKEY SHIT WIENER VAGINA WIENER JIGGABOO CLIT SHITE SUCK MY COCK DAMN DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CLIT FUCKSTAIN GYPSY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKSTAIN FASHION BUG INJUN COCKSTUFFER INJUN DIPSHIT HELL GOBSHITE HOSER BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER MARCH OF FLAMES TURD SUGARTITS GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH FUCKHEAD DICK NIPPLES SUGARTITS BUTTFUCKER FUCK SHITTY SCUMBAG FUCKFACE JOHNNY BITCH FUCKING HELL SHITPISSER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKFACE RAPE TACO NINTENDOGS FUCK DILDO FUCKING A HATE HATE HAT FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE SHIT SHITTY CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ASSCRACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MR WINKLER IS GAY TITTIES FUCKTARD FUCKWIT WINDOWS VISTA DONKEY DICK SLOPE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ANAL BIGNOSE FUCK OFF CHOAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSFACE FELLATIO OH SHI– DAMMIT INCEST JACK OFF CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA COLGATE DAMN DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT CUM TOSSER TRANNY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MICK BUGFUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCK FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT ANAL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CC PLZ FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF O CANADA GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE FLYING FUCK CC PLZ SHITHEAD BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER EUROIPODS ASSFACE FUCK HOSER ASS LICKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BIRD IN THE HOUSE GRINGO TWAT VAGINA FUCKBAG TUBA DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE AY-AY-AY SHIT KAFFIR FIST FUCK SHITFUCKER WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS FRAK ASSHOLE HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE FUCK PISS YID INJUN YID SOD CUM SEMEN CUNT CLUSTERFUCK WHORE PISS HOLY DUMB FUCK CRAP ON A STICK FAG GOD DAMN ARSE HITLER HADJI JACKASS LENS CRAFTERS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNNILINGUS CUNNILINGUS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUKKAKE DELICIOUS CAKE GOBSHITE ABO CUNNILINGUS PRICK BOOBIES JOHNNY INBRED ARSE FUCKING TAFFY SHITCUNTING FASHION BUG BEAVER JERRY FENCE JUMPER FREE ELECTIONS KAFFIR COON MARGARET THATCHER BOLLOCKS PUSSYLICKER INBRED BASTARD ASSCRACK BOOBS TURD RICK MORANIS REDSKIN DAMN ASSHAT SHAKOPEE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WALRUS SHIT WIGGER WANK CRAP IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG FUCKING RAT'S COCK CHIGGER BALL SACK MOZILLA FIREFOX PEDOPHILIA MAMA MIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK JAP JACKASS JACKASS MOCCASINS DUNE COON VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK SEMPRINI FUCK YOU DOUCHE NAZI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAT'S COCK POOPY NAZI WOP HOMO DAMN SHITE SEMEN CHOAD CHOAD CUNTING ASSCRACK NIPPLES CHOAD DAMN FUCK CLUSTERFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU ASS TWAT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOATSE FUCKER SEMEN WANK GOBSHITE SHITTY BLISTERING BARNACLES GYPSY SHITHEAD ARSE CLUSTERFUCK FUCK PAKI ASS MACACA TIT DIRT MOTHERFUCKER CRAPFUCKER YOUR MOM NORTH KOREA FUCK YOU FUCKTARD SHIT ASSHAT BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET CAMEL FUCKER CHOLERA IS FUN! SHITTY NIGGER TITS FLYING FUCK INBRED FLYING FUCK CLIT FUCKWIT FELLATIO FUCK SEMEN COCKSUCKER FUCKER BULLSHIT SHITCOCK IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! SEX BONER ALEX TREBEK DAMN SHITE NIGGER WANK BALLS DOUCHE DICKHEAD CHIGGER SHITCUNTING SHITTY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITS WANK COCK ASSRAPING BITCH SEX FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HEIL HITLER! PEEPEE HELL WOP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER TURD HELL TOURETTE'S IS FUN BOOBIES COCK ASSFACE DAMN YOUR MOM BUGFUCK CUNT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! I WILL END YOU! SHITE FEWMETS GREASER WIENER BUTTFUCKER CRAPPY GOOK HORSE PENIS CARPET MUNCHER FUCK OFF HENTAI FIST FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH POLESMOKER PENIS ON A STICK BLUMPKIN BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS ARTIST NINTENDOGS SHITSLINGING BONER KRAUT SHAKOPEE FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER BASTARD CRACKER YOU WANKER ASSCRACK INBRED DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES JACK OFF QUEEF POLAK TAMPONS SHIT FUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOTHERFUCKER BITCH LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS RAT'S COCK JIGGABOO CUNT SIGMUND FREUD FOUR-EYES CONDOMS POMMIE ASS SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD WHORE PISS ARTIST JAP GOD DAMN CC PLZ GOD DAMMIT CUNT ASS PIG TRANNY FELLATIO ASSFACE LET'S SHIT SLOPE SHITSKIN DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN PISS GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU TOSSER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SPUNK RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER SHITFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS YOU WANKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PENIS ON A STICK MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING WIENER ASSHOLE KIKE COON SHIT JOHNNY BUKKAKE FLYING RAT'S ASS FOUR-EYES HELL FUCKING GREASER FLYING FUCK FUCK DOODIE HEAD DOUCHEBAG BOYCOTT VIACOM! THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CLUSTERFUCK MOCKIE FUCK YOU SHITE FIST FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK NUGGET NAZI TURD ASS LICKER HELL DAMN RAT'S ASS CUNT CRAPPER DUMBASS BIRD SHIT VAGINA LET'S SHIT ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN SPANK THE MONKEY DIPSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUGGER OFF TOSSER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TURD GOOK FLYING RAT'S ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS JACKASS BOOBS PISS MACACA SEMEN AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT DICKHEAD PECKERHEAD FUCKHEAD DICKFACE HELLFUCKER MR WINKLER IS GAY FUCK OFF HENTAI YOGHURT CANNON FLYING RAT'S ASS AMERICA ONLINE PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE PISS OFF POMMIE COCKSMOKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the MAMA MIA and his GIVING HEAD of girraffes in which VENEREAL DISEASE while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKHEAD