Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ANAL DIABETES'BUGGER'CUNTBUCKET'BALLS'POMMIE'HO'RICK MORANIS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCKSMOKER neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS ARTIST characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden GO HOME AND DIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHAKOPEE or JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOCCASINS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITTY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FAGGOT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CAMEL FUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially HEIL HITLER! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RIGHTS television programs to address JUMPING JESUS!!! Tourette's syndrome.

GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Tourette's is WANKER not to be POLAK confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WHORE random SEMEN disorientation, culturally-DAMN IT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKHEAD language, CRAPMUNCHER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNNILINGUS POO POO BLOWJOB of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POMMIE souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKFACE quantities WOODPECKERSHIT of ANAL DIABETES DAMMIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DONKEY PUNCHER Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:

The PENIS Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Research Institute was ALF founded to POOPOO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BLUMPKIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I WILL KILL YOU! article BUTTFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PUSSYLICKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TWAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLYING RAT'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRAPPY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITCUNTING Tourrette's sufferers BORDER HOPPER swear. You can STRAWBERRY ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ARSEBADGERS TV, for always focusing on the BLUE PENIS! bad side of a terrible I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL thing.
• The main TRANNY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOLY DUMB FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small 666 knee SNUFF PORN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for SHITFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOB SAGET sufferers to become GYPSY manically depressed and P'KANG commit HELL suicide.
• There is no AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI cure, and the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSFACE tics often have adverse HO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ANAL perodol" which caused my entire PISS OFF body to go BITCH numb and TENTACLE RAPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than RAT'S ASS it is without the NIPPLES drug.

I am an active member of a FLYING FUCK tourette syndrome PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKWAD the CONDOMS public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHEBAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I RAPE WALRUSES! sorry for NIGGER "hi-jacking" your I RAPE WALRUSES! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIPSHIT this that really TITS & DICKS annoys me. I am working towards a MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CAMEL FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DILDO, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) SCROTUM funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOODIE HEAD time.

Best SHITTY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BOOBS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As TIENANMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your KOREA LOVER capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. SHITHEAD Regards to Andrew CLUSTERFUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The SCUMBAG bastard who wrote this article. You can SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD punch him if you COCK want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this CONDOMS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS OFF saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are REBECCA BLACK and WANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RAPE BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMMIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DUNE COON HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE

How BULLSHIT to NIPPLES cure RECTUM RAIDER the CUNT CRAPPER Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOLLOCKS for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's NIGGER TITS Syndrome DICKHEAD is CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR following DAMN these WANK rules PENIS ON A STICK in RAPE order:

• 1: Avoid SEMEN immature DILDO little I'LL RAPE YOU kids,
• 2: Count to SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? within ALF 10 BALL SACKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE FUCKER [Insert silly non-swear here] nor SEMEN talk,
• 4: Tell IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

yourself you NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! don't GO HOME AND DIE have CHINK this PENIS disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER WITH NASTY GOD DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLEMEN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw STEVE BALLMER!

I fucking put RAINBOWS' my comment at the TOP OF THE ANAL DIABETES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS the TOP OF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS THIS BALL SACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FELLATIO offensive. BALLS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSRAPING people who try OH SHI– to battle FUCK'SUCK COCKS IN HELL! that tight-ass SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 17-year-SHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKFACE it now, but someone said MOTHERFUCKER' [EXPLETIVE] BRITNEY'FEMADOM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK is a laughing DIPSHIT matter. Plus there FLYING RAT'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are BENCH PRESS articles SCROTUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAGHEAD stuff. So FRAK that means DAMN stop getting mad at the DAMNATION first part too and ASS talking about the GIVING HEAD letter that it's COMMUNIST DILDO mocking (what SHITSLINGING letter? I don't even know what SHAKOPEE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DUMBASS hi self FRAK even made a really CUNT good point. "It's SAMUEL L. JACKSON nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a DOUCHING knee tick". TOURETTE'S IS FUN. Which I'll add NIPPLES onto SHITE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCKSUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FRIG be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DUMBASS hilarious. If you MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Want facts, go on WALRUS SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAPE be offended, don't read [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] the freaking FUCKSTAIN article anyway.

COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT TITS & DICKS BIRD SHIT ALF SHITE NIGGER ASSWIPE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKWIT

MONKEY SHIT O CANADA PUSSY DOT HEAD DUMBASS FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK NEGRO NIGNOG BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK WANK ARSE PISS WHORE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN WANK EAT MY SHIT! DOG SHIT HOSER BONER VAGINA TITS CLEMEN RECTUM RAIDER DILDO TAMPONS WANK BIRD IN THE HOUSE ARFENHOUSE BUTT-HOLE FLYING FUCK I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FLYING RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT LENS CRAFTERS POKÉMON DIPSHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING CHINA IS CAPITALIST I WILL END YOU! SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT FUCK FUCK ASSWIPE DOUCHING DUMBASS WANKSPLAT BULLSHIT SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE MOLDY TITS RAPE SHITPISSER CUNNILINGUS WILLY WONKA SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY CRAPMUNCHER FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE TRANNY HO BALLS WANK SHITFACE BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA REDNECK TITS & DICKS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARSE WIKIPEDIA YOUR MOM EAT MY SHIT! SHITHEAD FAG SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT HELL DOUCHING JACKASS TITTIES MONKEY SHIT HORSE SHIT SHITSLINGING FRITZ ORGASM FLYING FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI D'OH RAPE CHICKEN SHIT BEANER SHOOP DA WHOOP FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKWIT HEIL HITLER! FLAMING ASS BADGER BASTARD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POMMIE I WILL END YOU! TWISTY VAGINA SPANK THE MONKEY LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DICKHEAD YID SPANK THE MONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSYLICKER KNOBJOCKEY PISS OFF BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHMONKEY TOWELHEAD YOU WANKER FUCK WIENER SHITE TOSSER FUCK ASSWIPE SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMMIT YID SHITTY WANK SHITCUNTING DAMN CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT JERRY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKFACE REBECCA BLACK JUSTIN BIEBER BIRD SHIT WHORE SHITTY PISS SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF PISS OFF MY ASS DICK ASSCRACK BASTARD FUCK SHITCOCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BULLSHIT TITWANK FROG AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF MY ASS PRICK DAGO CUNT NICARAGUA WOMEN'S RIGHTS HITLER JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT JACKASS EMO CLIT YOGHURT CANNON EPIDIDYMIS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER GYPSY SPIC TAFFY BOB SAGET SUCK MY DICK YOUR MOM LIMEY PISS ARTIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH DAMN CARPET MUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER DAMN IT RAT'S ASS VAGINA SHIT BRITNEY SAND NIGGER JACKASS PEEPEE FUCK NUGGET TITWANK LIMEY BUGFUCK MELAMINE SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKFACE DAMNATION DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ JERK OFF [Insert swear here] CUNTBUCKET DOUCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK BALLS ARSE YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT FRIG SUCK MY DICK DICKHEAD DILDO FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER ASSFACE GRIS CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT ARSE CUNTING ASSCRACK POLACK THONG TASTER PRICK JACKASS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY SCUMBUCKET JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NIPPLES SHITCOCK BELLEND TURD TITTYWANK REDNECK COON FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FAGGOT COCK JACK OFF ASSHAT JOHNNY GENITALIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PRICK MACACA FUCKWIT FUCKING JACKASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CROTCH BIRD SHIT SHITFACE ASSHAT CUNTBUCKET SHIT LIKE A HORSE KRAUT BASTARD CUNNILINGUS SPIC [expletive deleted] GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PENIS ON A BUN DAMMIT FLYING FUCK INBRED ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT COCKGOBLIN GRIS FELCHING FOREIGN CURRENCY DICK O CANADA BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE SHITFACE TITS JERK OFF NIGNOG MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FRITZ ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER SCROTUM CHIGGER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE WIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NEGRO JACK OFF GOD DAMN SHITPISSER CUNT HENTAI YOU WANKER REBECCA BLACK DONKEY DICK CROTCH BIRD SHIT SHITHEAD DAMN WOP BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHAT GANGBANG ORGASM CAPTAIN CRUNCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TESTICLE CHOKE MONKEY SHIT CRAP BALL SACK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MICK TONY LA RUSSA DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK ARSE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PEDOPHILIA SPIC HO POMMIE BITCH MONKEY SHIT NEOPETS COCKSTUFFER CAMEL FUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK A DUCK ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA HELL ORGASM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TWISTY VAGINA SHITBALLS PEDOPHILIA SHITE SPUNK DILDO TITTIES I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHE NAZI YID WALRUS SHIT PRICK CHINK BUGFUCK SLOPE PISS PUSSY SHITSLINGING DOUCHE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ASSHAT HELLFUCKER ASS CUNT NICARAGUA KIKE JACKASS TITS & DICKS TWAT INBRED FUCKSTAIN COON GRINGO RUSTY TROMBONE PIG TITS CHAV HADJI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD RAT'S COCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GOD DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 666 FUCKSTAIN BASTARD JERRY CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN CUNT WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GENITALIA FELCHING ARSE INCEST SHITE SHIT LIKE A HORSE TITS & DICKS DOUCHEBAG ASSHAT LOLCAT WILLY WONKA BRUSH MA TEETH BITCH FELCHING COCKSHITTER CUNNILINGUS LAKE TITICACA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ROMANIA SHITHEAD BELGIUM FRAK EMO DICKHEAD SHIT FUCKTARD O CANADA ASSHAT CRACKER CRACKER CLEAN DRINKING WATER ASSCRACK POOPOO FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER TWAT CUNT TURD WANK JACKASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT NIPPLES CLEMEN RAT'S ASS PISS OFF TUBA MASTURBATION BASTARD HELL PEARL NECKLACE BALLS ASSRAPING ARSE SHITCOCK FUCK FUCK CUM ASSCRACK PISS CLEMEN TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING A DAMN FELCHING SUCK MY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FRIENDS ASSCRACK BUKKAKE DUMBASS FROG NECROPHILIA FLUFFY CLOUD DONKEY PUNCHER HELLFIRE FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKTARD LOGJAMMER RAT'S COCK SUCK MY COCK SHIT TOSSER GRINGO ASSCRACK BITCH CUNTRAG HELL ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT FRED PHELPS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK OFF DOUCHE NAZI TITMOUSE PISSHOLE FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER CHOAD POO POO BLOWJOB ASSCRACK PISSHOLE SHITHEAD WANK FELLATIO CROTCH SHITFACE RAT'S COCK BLUE PENIS! TOWELHEAD ASSHOLE ALEX TREBEK CRAPMUNCHER DICKFACE WETBACK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH FUCK BITCH SUCK MY DICK SMEG BUTT-FOR-BRAINS REDNECK BALL SACK CHOAD KISSER RAPE WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT DAGO HAIL SATAN! TWAT SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JIZZ FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER HELLFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSWIPE MILF ASS RAGHEAD DICK GOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER SACRAMENTO CUNT SHITE DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE MAMA MIA PEDOPHILIA MILF MOLDY TITS ARSE ART METAL PRODUCTS COON INCEST CHENEY FUCKSTAIN SNUFF PORN HENTAI BIG FOOT DOODIE HEAD ORGASM HOMO HELL WANKSPLAT DICK FUCK FUCK SHITTY BLUE PENIS! KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DOUCHE JENKEM HELLFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS MONKEY BALLS MONKEY SHIT CUNT BITCH PISS OFF WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SPIC FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMN DIPSHIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKWIT BOOBS I WILL END YOU! I'LL RAPE YOU COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKFACE NICARAGUA HOMO TITWANK BUGGER OFF WOODPECKERSHIT COCKSMOKER BUGGER POLACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHE BASTARD FUCKSTAIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHE PEDOPHILIA GENITALIA RAT'S COCK CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER GENITALIA ORGASM WANK RAPE FUCKFACE BITCH DICK PISS SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE ABO JAP INCEST DICKHEAD YUKY DOODY SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITFUCKER CROTCH HENTAI DOT HEAD TITS POOPOO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUM FENCE JUMPER PENIS ON A BUN BITCH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GRINGO FELLATIO SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD FUCK PUSSY HELLFUCKER DAMMIT GOD DAMN SHITCOCK FUCK RECTUM RAIDER TITMOUSE DICKHEAD ASS LICKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITE EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG BALLS CRAPFUCKER KIKE FUCKFACE FUCKWIT DARTH VADER FUCKTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMMIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS WANK PENIS PIG PENIS DAMMIT ANUSCAKE WOP MOCKIE BUTTFUCKER RICK MORANIS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMN GREASER [EXPLETIVE] RUSKIE FENCE JUMPER BELGIUM COON BITCH HELL PRICK GENITALIA ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITE SHIT CHAV ASS INJUN FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT RUSKIE FUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER COCKSMOKER SHIT ASS NEOPETS SHIT ASSHAT NIGNOG CHOAD PUSSY WOODPECKERSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CAMEL JOCKEY FAG GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PUNANI MARGARET THATCHER FUCK A DUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SPICY CUNT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER MICK INJUN INBRED HO [expletive deleted] 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BASTARD GOD DAMN GOBSHITE FIRECROTCH ASS WANKER BOOBS CAMEL FUCKER ORGASM GO COUNT YOUR DICK BLOWJOB PORCH MONKEY LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCK BALLS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DOUCHING COCKGOBLIN DAMN HONKY WOP HAIL SATAN! BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS HENTAI MOCKIE ASSRAMMER PENIS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIGFUCKER SHITTY MALARKY CUNTRAG SOD OFF FUCK YOU BOOBS CLUSTERFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS DAMN DIPSHIT MALARKY FUCK TWAT SHITTY CUNTBUCKET FUCKHEAD FUCKING ASSRAMMER DAMMIT DAGO GIVING HEAD RUSTY TROMBONE WOP FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD FRIG SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS TITWANK DUMBASS MOCCASINS FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] TITTIES NI DICK NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR ASS HELL SHIT GIVING HEAD DAMN IT BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG RAINBOWS BASTARD FIST FUCK FUCKBAG RAGHEAD JAP IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA KRAUT CUM INCEST ASSWIPE TIT SPRINKLES CUNTRAG DOT HEAD DOUCHEBAG FUCK DICKHEAD BALLS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JACK OFF ARSEBADGERS PENISBIRD CROTCH PUNANI MOCKIE BATHING SUIT AREA BIGNOSE FUCK CUNT SHITFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITSLIDE FUCKING SHITSLIDE BOOBIES TITS ORGASM CHRIST OF TABERNACLE COON BENCH PRESS PISS DAGO JACKASS TAFFY SAMUEL L. JACKSON SUCK MY COCK CRAPFUCKER BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL FUCK YOU SHITE FRENCH TICKLER [expletive deleted] PUSSYLICKER SOD OFF FUCKWIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER SHITFUCKER CHIGGER ORGASM WILLY WONKA CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER FUCKSTAIN DONALD RUMSFELD DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS MARGARET THATCHER ASS FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTSWILLING SPANK THE MONKEY PICKANINNY SON OF A BITCH NIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN IT FUCKHEAD FUCKER TIT DIRT CUM CONDOMS PEDOPHILIA JERRY SHITPISSER I AM CORNHOLIO! CUNT MONKEY SHIT FUCKING A WOODPECKERSHIT PENISFUCK TRANNY WIENER BITCH GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF FUCKHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HELL DICKLICK SOD OFF SHITSKIN COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PORCH MONKEY FRIG BALL SACK DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK SEMEN PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE BITCH KAFFIR ASSFACE WHORE WIENER SHIT HORSE PENIS SAND NIGGER FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT HOSER DOUCHEBAG BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST DOG FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOD DAMN DOUCHING BOLLOCKS GOBSHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCK OFF BITCH JACKASS GOD DAMN WANKER PUSSY RADIO FREE LUNCH SHUT UP, MEG! INCEST HOMO BOLLOCKS MOLDY TITS CHINK TIT SPRINKLES DIPSHIT FELCHING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 666 NIGGER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GYPSY ASS BASTARD PISS OFF PORCH MONKEY SHITSLINGING ORGASM THONG TASTER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT DICKHEAD NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK CHICKEN SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PRICK BUTTFUCKER SHIT OUT OF MY DICK PISSHOLE BOOBIES SCUMBAG SHITE pen0r MOCKIE FUCKING HORSE SHIT HADJI JACKASS SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CHIGGER ANAL TITTIES CARPET MUNCHER SHITHEAD SAGGY TITS LET'S SHIT BITCH WANK BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS FUCKING ANAL ARSE NEOPETS ASS CHIGGER CONDOMS FUCKTARD POLESMOKER JACKASS DICKFACE SHITFACE SHITTY RANDY TRAVIS YID VAGINA OH SHI– TWAT SUITCASE PENIS SCROTUM CUNNILINGUS TUBA DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS BIGNOSE MILF BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOT HEAD SHITFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING JACK OFF BAT FUCK INSANE NI WALRUS SHIT ORGASM FELLATIO TUBA FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS MICK RAGHEAD GINGERBREAD DONALD RUMSFELD CHINK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB ALF JACKASS FUCK A DUCK NAZI FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT BITCH HELL BOOBIES BITCH [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] PUSSYLICKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LOGJAMMER JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER SUCK MY COCK WOP MOCCASINS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHITSLINGING PENIS SHIT FUCKING BAD MOTHERFUCKER INCEST NEGRO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKTARD HORSE PENIS NECROPHILIA TAMPON IN MY ASS DOUCHING TAFFY CHALICE FUCK YOU GOBSHITE SEX QUEEF SCROTUM SPUNK SCROTUM KIDDY FIDDLER DUMBASS BUGFUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK WIENER DIRTY SANCHEZ DONKEY DICK PIGFUCKER FUCKER FROG BASTARD POOPY RAT'S ASS QUEEF EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING SHITSLINGING PISS ARTIST DAMN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! and with the CUNT and his FLYING RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which BEAVER while reading about SHITTY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELLFIRE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GANGBANG