Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK OFF'CUNTYMINTS'CHOAD'GYPSY'FUCKBAG'MOCCASINS'GRINGO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder SOD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JERRY, sudden LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements EXTRA LONG PENIS or BALLS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BALL SACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCKGOBLIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GRINGO FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKLICK utterFUCKance of socially TWAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BULLSHIT television programs to address MACACA Tourette's syndrome.

I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourette's is CUNTYMINTS not to be OH SHI– confused with NIGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DYKE random FUCKING BASEBALL disorientation, culturally-SUGARTITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HORSE SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SAGGY TITS language, TIT SPRINKLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places INBRED CUNTBUCKET of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING souvenir shoppes and massive ASSCRACK quantities BULLSHIT of ANAL DIABETES SHITSKIN garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the JACKASS SHIT Author:

The DOUCHE Tourette's ASSWIPE Research Institute was AUTOFELLATIO founded to NI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLUSTERFUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HO article FUCKFUCKFUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITSKIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HORSE SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TWAT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourrette's sufferers CHOAD swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS ARTIST TV, for always focusing on the SHITHEAD bad side of a terrible CRAP thing.
• The main HOLY DUMB FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSCRACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOT HEAD knee JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FLYING FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BAT FUCK INSANE school for BOYCOTT VIACOM! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become JENKEM manically depressed and BOOBIES commit FLYING RAT'S ASS suicide.
• There is no KNOBJOCKEY cure, and the PRICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTT PIRATE tics often have adverse DAMMIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire GOAT DICK body to go PEEPEE numb and MASTURBATION basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the FUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a PISSHOLE tourette syndrome JOHN ELWAY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BORDER HOPPER the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKWIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOUCHEBAG sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your MOCCASINS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POLESMOKER this that really MALL SANTA annoys me. I am working towards a INBRED better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BENSON SUCKS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSFACE, and making fun of a BASTARD horrible disorder is (not) suck my mothers funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PAKI time.

Best FUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COMMUNIST DILDO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. CLEVELAND STEAMER Regards to Andrew BULLSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The HELL bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKFUCKFUCK punch him if you DUMBASS want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHAT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ASSCRACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JERRY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT OUT OF MY DICK and TITS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RUSTY TROMBONE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMN IT BAND WITH 4 HEIL HITLER! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GRINGO HORSE! JERRY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JERRY'S HOUSE

How DUMBASS to FUCKING A cure WALRUS SHIT the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUM for DICK IN A BOX Tourette's DICKLICK Syndrome BAD MOTHERFUCKER is BOOBIES following JACK OFF these DAMN rules I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU in POLESMOKER order:

• 1: Avoid PENIS ON A BUN immature SHITTY little GOD DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to MOSES within RAT'S COCK 10 DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKSTAIN HO INBRED nor SONNY BILL WILLIAMS talk,
• 4: Tell ASS yourself you ASSWIPE don't LOGJAMMER have RAPE this NAZI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAGHEAD WITH NASTY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JERRY last straw DAGO!

I fucking put RAT'S COCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAGHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SOD the TOP OF TIMBER NIGGER THIS BALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKBAG offensive. FUCKWIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIPPLES people who try DOODIE HEAD to battle BIGNOSE'SHITTY that tight-ass SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 17-year-ASSHAT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS it now, but someone said SIGMUND FREUD' DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX'DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING EUROIPODS is a laughing DONKEY DICK matter. Plus there DICK CHICKEN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are BASTARD articles FUCK OFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching INBRED stuff. So ASSWIPE that means NIGNOG stop getting mad at the DICKHEAD first part too and DICKFACE talking about the GIVING HEAD letter that it's CUNT LAPPER mocking (what CLIT letter? I don't even know what SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian SCUMBAG hi self MOTHERFUCKER even made a really WHORE good point. "It's FUCKING nothing more NORTH KOREA from a head nod to a FUCKWIT knee tick". ORGASM. Which I'll add HORSE SHIT onto SUGARTITS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHINK suffer that PIGS MIGHT FLY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HOSER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YOU WANKER be, because if I were a NICARAGUA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SPANK THE MONKEY hilarious. If you DOUCHEBAG Want facts, go on NAZI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOT HEAD be offended, don't read ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT the freaking BUTTFUCKER article anyway.

PISS MOLDY TITS FUCK OFF NIGGER NICARAGUA BEANER FUCKHEAD BOOBIES POMMIE SHITTY

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CLUSTERFUCK PISS UP MY ARSE PEDOPHILIA DYKE MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER CAMEL FUCKER SHITE SUCK MY DICK NIPPLES IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JIZZ DICKFACE PUSSY NIPPLES FELLATIO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUGFUCK GREASER AUTOFELLATIO SUCK MY DICK FROG DAMN FLYING FUCK CUNT DUNE COON CHICKEN SHIT DICKWAD CUNT WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANK TITS CHOAD PUNANI BLISTERING BARNACLES RAGHEAD MICK CHRIS CHAN SHITBALLS CUM JENKEM DUNE COON ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER SHITHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK PENISBIRD RAT'S COCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! RAPE COON DARTH VADER BITCH LOLCAT BOOBS RAT'S COCK ORGASM ASSHOLE DOT HEAD JIGGABOO BLUMPKIN HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK YOU NORTH KOREA BUGGER OFF BASTARD RIGHT WING SCUMBAG ARSE FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CLEMEN PIG WIENER JESSE McCARTNEY REDSKIN DAMN TOSSER NI FUCKER LOLCAT COCKSMOKER SEX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE FUCK SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH COON SCROTUM INCEST FUCKER HELLFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITFUCKER CLEMEN PISS ARTIST COCK TAMPONS DAMN ASSFACE PRICK BLOWJOB KAFFIR COON RAT'S COCK INCEST ASSHOLE ADMINS ARE GAY DICK FELLATIO INJUN AUTOFELLATIO NIHILISM DICK TITS FAG POWERSHIT DUNE COON CC PLZ FROG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MALL SANTA GO COUNT YOUR DICK VAGINA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITS DIPSHIT TURD PISS ARTIST GRAPE PENIS CUNTSWILLING VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOB SAGET BUNG-HOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK FEWMETS MARGARET THATCHER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FELCHING ASS LICKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON SAND NIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT PUSSYLICKER BALLS FUCKER SEMEN SUCK MY DICK CUNTRAG CRAPMUNCHER HELL PISSHOLE CRIMETHINK ASSWIPE KIKE BIGNOSE FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT COCKGOBLIN CUM CHOAD NAZI GENITALIA PRICK ASSCRACK OH SHI– WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKHEAD DAMN IT I'LL RAPE YOU GARBAGE DAY! SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HADJI FOUR-EYES CRAP ON A STICK HELLFUCKER BONG INBRED HEIL HITLER! DOUCHING POLESMOKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! KAFFIR FUCKING CUNT ASS LICKER FRAK CRACKER ANAL DIABETES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSFACE SHITCOCK DICKHEAD SEMEN BUGGER FUCK FIRECROTCH ASS LICKER CUNTYMINTS BATHING SUIT AREA WANK YOUTUBE, BITCH

WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER PISS SHITFUCKER BANGKOK ASSHAT BOOBIES ASSFACE SEX Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOUR MOM and with the FUCK and his CUNT of girraffes in which SONNY BILL WILLIAMS while reading about PISSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAT'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• EPIDIDYMIS