Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CROTCH'ASS'CHICKEN SHIT'DAMN IT'SAND NIGGER'ARSE'BALL SACK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or O KURWA! neurochemical FUCK disorder TWAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHINK, sudden JOHN ELWAY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUDGEPACKER or SHITHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKLICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POWERSHIT JIZZ words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAGO utterFUCKance of socially ORGASM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address OH SHI– Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMMIT Tourette's is SON OF A BITCH not to be JERRY confused with JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SEX chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DIPSHIT random BONG disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICK IN A BOX outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUDGEPACKER language, FUCKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKHEAD YOUR MOM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITTIES souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING quantities DUMBASS of ANAL DIABETES SPIC garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNNILINGUS Polite Note to the CARPET MUNCHER Author:

The TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Tourette's BOLLOCKS Research Institute was HONKY founded to ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOG FUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COCKSMOKER article TITMOUSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CROTCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT CRAPPER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNNILINGUS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers COCKSMOKER swear. You can GOOK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKGOBLIN TV, for always focusing on the DIPSHIT bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main CUNT CRAPPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTTFUCKER knee NI NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSHOLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CTHULHU FHTAGN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITTIES school for FLAMING ASS BADGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage INCEST sufferers to become ARSE manically depressed and SHITTY commit DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suicide.
• There is no GO COUNT YOUR DICK cure, and the COON drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse RAT'S COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire FUCKWIT body to go SHIT numb and TITS & DICKS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITTY it is without the INBRED drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome COCKSTUFFER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FOUR-EYES the CHIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK YOU much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSRAMMER sorry for COMMUNION WAFER "hi-jacking" your SHITSLINGING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! this that really SHITE annoys me. I am working towards a INBRED better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM, and making fun of a BOB SAGET horrible disorder is (not) DOUCHE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BELGIUM time.

Best SEMEN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FLYING FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. FUCKING Regards to Andrew POMMIE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The TOWELHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can DICKWAD punch him if you [Insert swear here] want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE'S MOMMA offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHINK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOD DAMMIT and GOD DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BONER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSHOLE BAND WITH 4 CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOT HEAD HORSE! CHINK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHINK'S HOUSE

How FUCKSTAIN to PISSHOLE cure ORGASM the FUCK Tourette's ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for FUCK Tourette's TITMOUSE Syndrome THONG TASTER is CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT following PISS these CC PLZ rules WIENER in SHITSLINGING order:

• 1: Avoid WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? immature BALL SACK little MOTHERFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to ASS within JERRY 10 FUCKING Aseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TOSSER FAGGOT SHITCOCK nor DILDO talk,
• 4: Tell WARNER MUSIC GROUP yourself you SHITE don't HENTAI have DICKHEAD this GOD DAMMIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK WITH NASTY DIPSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POTTYMOUTH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHINK last straw GOD DAMMIT!

I fucking put I'LL RAPE YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE EXTRA LONG PENIS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GIVING HEAD the TOP OF CUM THIS CUNNILINGUS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHAKOPEE offensive. CUNTYMINTS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER people who try BEANER to battle SOD'AUTOFELLATIO that tight-ass FUCKFACE 17-year-GOATSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find [EXPLETIVE] it now, but someone said GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY' SUITCASE PENIS CHING CHONG CHINK'ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I WILL END YOU! is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there JUSTIN BIEBER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FELLATIO Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHE articles BASTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching AUTOFELLATIO stuff. So DIPSHIT that means PISS ARTIST stop getting mad at the SAND NIGGER first part too and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST talking about the FRIG letter that it's TWAT mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what BAT FUCK INSANE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMNATION hi self QUEEF even made a really FRENCH TICKLER good point. "It's PRICK nothing more SHITE from a head nod to a BUNG-HOLE knee tick". THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE. Which I'll add PENIS onto CONDOMS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LAKE TITICACA suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SCUMBAG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK OFF be, because if I were a YOU WANKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITFACE hilarious. If you EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Want facts, go on JOHN SMILEY FACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUGFUCK be offended, don't read DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! the freaking FUCK YOU article anyway.

DONKEY PUNCHER YOGHURT CANNON SLOPE ASSHAT KNOBJOCKEY REBECCA BLACK PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS FUCKSTAIN MOCCASINS RAPE

STEVE BALLMER FUCK YOU ASSHAT CROTCH CUNTING ASSCRACK NICARAGUA DICK TITS DYKE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT STUDENT RIOTS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HAIL SATAN! BASTARD HELLFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] BUTTFUCKER BLUE PENIS! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTTFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FRITZ NIGGER YOU SUCK BALLS PEARL NECKLACE SEX BALLS BITCH BIRD SHIT JACKASS PENIS ON A STICK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE SHITSLINGING JUNGLE BUNNY HORSE SHIT CHICKEN SHIT COON SUGARTITS CONDOMS PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF MY ASS ALEX TREBEK HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKHEAD LAKE TITICACA MOLDY TITS JOHN ELWAY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FLYING RAT'S ASS TAMPONS SCUMBUCKET RUSTY TROMBONE BALLS DICKFACE COCK TWISTY VAGINA SHITFACE BITCH HELL CUNT DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMN BALLS ASSWIPE CUNTRAG HELL HELL HELL GOAT DICK PISS WANK DICKHEAD CUNTBUCKET ASS FUCKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO WHITE PEOPLE I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD INCEST DOUCHEBAG DICK IN A BOX PUNANI SOD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SON OF A BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKBAG TITWANK JIGGABOO DAMN MOLDY TITS SPUNK COCKSTUFFER JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT DAMN TWISTY VAGINA POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK DAMN WOP EXTRA LONG PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT BONER COCKSHITTER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMN HADJI FELCHMONKEY FUCKER DAMN JACK OFF FUCKFACE BUKKAKE DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS GREASER SEMEN URINE-GARGLING FAGGOT DONKEY PUNCHER WALRUS SHIT POLAK NIPPLES TWAT BUTTFUCKER AY-AY-AY FROG HELL CHOAD BLOWJOB MONKEY SHIT DICK BUTT PIRATE CUNTRAG CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX CUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TACO FEWMETS SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SLOPE FIST FUCK PISS PIG GOD DAMMIT PISS COCKSUCKER CUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN HAIL SATAN! PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS LICKER FRENCH TICKLER RAPE SEX YUKY DOODY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CAUCASIANS BITCH FUCKWIT DICKFACE FRAK CUNT SHITSLIDE POLAK pen0r WINDOWS VISTA SOD OFF GYPSY PRICK FUCKING JUMP! ARSE WANKSPLAT SHITCUNTING FRIG SAND NIGGER FUCKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK SHITCOCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POMMIE WANK NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE CUNT CHAV RAGHEAD SHIT TACO FRED PHELPS [expletive deleted] OH SHI– MALL SANTA DOUCHE NAZI FUCKHEAD NAZI OLD CHRIST OF A JOHNNY CUNT FUCKTARD HELL PENISBIRD BUKKAKE ARSE GOD DAMN FUCK YOU DICKWAD GOD DAMMIT POLAK FUCKING CHINK VAGINA DOUCHEBAG SHITSLIDE SHITTY MILF DICKFACE FELLATIO DOUCHEBAG ASS FUCK LOLLIPOPS FAGGOT FUCKBAG PISS UP MY ARSE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKWIT BASTARD PUSSY WIENER FUCK BONG SHITE INBRED FUCKER TITTYWANK NECROPHILIA CUNT DOUCHETITS DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CLEMEN TAFFY RAT'S ASS BEAVER BIRD SHIT CUM POLESMOKER FIST FUCK FUCKING PRICK VENEREAL DISEASE THONG TASTER NIGNOG ORGASM NAZI DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT ASSFACE CHOAD FUCKER PENISBIRD WIENER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MOCCASINS TITTIES PORCH MONKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT RAPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CENSORSHIP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUM SHIT AY-AY-AY FUCKWIT BONG ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK FELCHING DIPSHIT NAZI SPANK THE MONKEY JERK OFF JACKASS MARCH OF FLAMES GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG SHITE DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN VILLAGE DUMP BENCH PRESS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FENCE JUMPER TITTYWANK ASSHOLE CHIGGER BOOBS CROTCH I AM CORNHOLIO! ARSE HORSE SHIT ASSHAT PENIS POLACK I'LL RAPE YOU BIRD SHIT FEWMETS FENCE JUMPER NECROPHILIA BELLEND TWAT FUCKER JACKASS SHIT SHITE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MAMA MIA HATE HATE HAT AMERICA ONLINE VAGINA CUNTYMINTS FUDGEPACKER PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN HO SHITTY CHRISTHUMPER ANAL DIABETES FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK COON FELLATIO SHITCUNTING COCKSTUFFER P'KANG PISS OFF MY ASS PIG DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK FRIG BAD MOTHERFUCKER WHORE FUCKTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BOON DIPSHIT FUCKFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS OFF SHITTY BONG AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS SHIT BELGIUM SHIT BANGKOK BONER FELLATIO SUCK MY DICK PISS OFF MY ASS SEX BOOBS PUSSY FOUR-EYES POMMIE DOUCHE RUSTY TROMBONE JUNGLE BUNNY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CONDOMS ABO MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S COCK FENCE JUMPER BASTARD BALLS MARGARET THATCHER BOOBS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI POTTYMOUTH SEMPRINI BUNG-HOLE FRIG CRAPPY BANGKOK CUNT FUCKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FROG KIDDY FIDDLER WIKIPEDIA CHIGGER CHIGGER ASSHOLE DICKFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLYING FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL GIVING HEAD FUCKING A CUM CRAPPY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER CUNT MOTHERFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE CLUSTERFUCK RAPE HELL ORGASM I RAPE WALRUSES! URINE-GARGLING BULLSHIT REDNECK SUCK A BIG DICK FELLATIO ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST ASS FASCIST HAIL SATAN! PUSSYLICKER DILDO CRAPFUCKER FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOCCASINS DAMN DOUCHE POLAK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DEVELOPERS! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE DICK GRINGO BLISTERING BARNACLES HONKY DUMBASS BITCH JACKASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE REBECCA BLACK CHICKEN SHIT suck my mothers HITLER AUTOFELLATIO JERRY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BAT FUCK INSANE TITS FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSTUFFER JUNGLE BUNNY I WILL END YOU! VAGINA INCEST JERK OFF NICARAGUA VAGINA TITS & DICKS BOLLOCKS KAFFIR THONG TASTER SPANK THE MONKEY SEMEN DICKFACE DIPSHIT GOD DAMN DAMN WEHATEMARIO RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH FUCK HELL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD YID CUNT NECROPHILIA DICK TITS CUNT DICK CHICKEN PEACEFUL WETBACK BUGGER OFF ORGASM GOATSE TOSSER CHRISTHUMPER SPUNK SCROTUM FUCKHEAD JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER LET'S SHIT HELLFIRE BASTARD CUNT SPIC BOOBIES INCEST KIKE SCUMBAG SCUMBAG DIPSHIT WALRUS SHIT BALLS FELCHING KAFFIR NECROPHILIA GOD DAMMIT ASS NORTH KOREA SON OF A BITCH BIRD SHIT GOOK MINORITIES DOG FUCKER WHORE DICK CHICKEN BITCH SLOPE SEMEN FUCKING KIDDY FIDDLER AMERICA ONLINE DAMN CRAPFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA TWISTY VAGINA WALRUS SHIT BELLEND CUNT LOLCAT HELL BONER HOMO SON OF A BITCH NAZI DOUCHEBAG JACK OFF WIENER CUNTRAG COON SEX BOON DONKEY PUNCHER DUNE COON COLGATE BULLSHIT SPUNK FELLATIO BEAVER DICKFACE NIGGER GRINGO JAP HUEY P. NEWTON BEANER BALLS CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS HORSE SHIT CRAPMUNCHER DAMN SEX MASTURBATION PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE COCKSMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS FASHION BUG FUCKWIT HAIL SATAN! CRAP ON A STICK TIT SPRINKLES FUCKSTAIN TITTIES NIPPLES CUNT ARSE NIPPLES BLOWJOB PISS OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SEMEN CUNT MONKEY SHIT SOD BALL SACK PIGFUCKER DICKHEAD BALLS YOUR MOM GYPSY SHITFACE SHITSLINGING FIST FUCK BOOBIES CHICKEN SHIT CUNT WANK BALLS FRIG DOG SHIT PISS OFF ASS DAMN SHITHEAD WANK PENIS FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS AY-AY-AY FUCKER FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON NECROPHILIA CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS KNOBJOCKEY SPUNK GOATSE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DONALD RUMSFELD MASTURBATION GARBAGE DAY! AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT PRICK RAT'S ASS PISS TOSSER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALL SACK ABO SHITE suck my mothers SON OF A BITCH HELL CROTCH HOLY DUMB FUCK DONGSHOVER GOD DAMN pen0r DICKLICK SHIT RAT'S ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SPANK THE MONKEY HORSE SHIT BOOBS HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITPISSER WANK GYPSY FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BANGKOK GOD DAMMIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE MAMA MIA CUNTRAG JIGGABOO DAMMIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HOMO FUCKFACE SHITHEAD FUCKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU LET'S SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK BENSON SUCKS SEX SOD OFF RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT SHITFACE VAGINA DICKHEAD FELCHING FUCKTARD WILLY WONKA PEDOPHILIA FUCK DOG SHIT KAFFIR CLEMEN [expletive deleted] RAPE SHITCOCK BRITNEY DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DONALD RUMSFELD SCUMBAG ABO RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE SHIT 666 SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG ASSWIPE KAFFIR FROG'S FAT ASS ARSEBADGERS MAMA MIA CHRISTMAS TREES DAMN BALLS BULLSHIT DAGO BUKKAKE AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS NIGGER FUCK OFF BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS DAMN PENIS ALEX TREBEK MOCCASINS JACKASS YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO ANAL DIABETES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JACKASS DYKE DUMBASS JAP TWAT CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CODEINE IS A QUEER MASTURBATION WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT WIENER FUCK OFF DICK IN A BOX FEWMETS FALSE BENSON TITTIES RAGHEAD TITMOUSE BUGGER OFF SHITFUCKER FUCK TAMPONS MALARKY I WILL END YOU! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SCROTUM POLAK ARSEBADGERS BLUMPKIN PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE ABO SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING PAKI JACK OFF RUSKIE GOD DAMMIT TITS AUTOFELLATIO CAUCASIANS FUCKHEAD GRINGO DOUCHE FUCK DUMBASS SHIT BOLLOCKS TACO NIGGER DAGO CRACKER FELLATIO FREEDOM OF SPEECH NAZI WANK SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSFACE INBRED FIST FUCK HONKY TWAT SHITHEAD ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT CUNT PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER TWAT BUGGER NAZI DICKFACE PISS MONKEY BALLS ASSCRACK BELLEND HORSE PENIS BOOBS TITTIES CONDOMS BUGGER OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CRAP ON A STICK WINDOWS VISTA TAIWAN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BOOBIES GOD DAMN SHITE JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK ABO PISS ARTIST JERK OFF DOUCHING SPANK THE MONKEY CAMEL FUCKER WANK CHUFF PRICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SEMEN BUGGER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SAND NIGGER DAMN IT COCKSUCKER ASS COON FOUR-EYES A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! FUCKHEAD I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK OFF ORGASM FUCKFACE FUCKER CRAP ON A STICK FELLATIO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITTY SHAKOPEE DOUCHEBAG FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA DOUCHE MICK CRAP ON A STICK THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITCUNTING DOUCHING ART METAL PRODUCTS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD DYKE HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING BUDDHISM POLESMOKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS NEGRO FUCKING A SHITSLINGING ASSHAT DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN INBRED POTTYMOUTH BITCH HELL BUTT-HOLE PISS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CHOAD KISSER ASSHAT DUMBASS RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE BALL SACK PENIS ON A BUN SHITSLIDE WANK HO DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS SHITFUCKER DILDO BOOBIES JAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOOBIES IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HEIL HITLER! NEGRO HELL PECKERHEAD CLUSTERFUCK JENKEM BONER FROG'S FAT ASS WOP BITCH MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK FAG HENTAI BULLSHIT PENIS SHITTY COCK SHITCOCK BUTT PIRATE TITS & DICKS FUCKHEAD ASSFACE CRAP ON A STICK KAFFIR DOUCHE NIPPLES SCUMBUCKET WHORE PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER SHITFUCKER JERRY SEX DEMOCRACY COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PORCH MONKEY and with the ASS and his BASTARD of girraffes in which FUCK OFF while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHICKEN SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MARCH OF FLAMES