Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHIT'FUCKING FUCKFUCKER'SUITCASE PENIS'FUCK'BUKKAKE'CHIGGER'FUCKWIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GREASER look at the SHITSKIN talk page of this FUCKWIT article for notes or discussion before WIENER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CROTCH, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACKASS or PISS ARTIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTTFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GANGBANG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHENEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BAD MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ARSEBADGERS television programs to address ASSWIPE Tourette's syndrome.

WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's is HELL not to be PISS OFF confused with COMMUNIST DILDO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLEMEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BITCH random MARGARET THATCHER disorientation, culturally-GOD DAMMIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWISTY VAGINA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHAT language, SOD OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PEEPEE ASSWIPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SOD OFF souvenir shoppes and massive ARSEBADGERS quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES DICK CHICKEN garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK NUGGET Polite Note to the FUCKING JUMP! Author:

The SUGARTITS Tourette's BUKKAKE Research Institute was FAGGOT founded to REDNECK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BLOWJOB article PRICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BORDER HOPPER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DARTH VADER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CARPET MUNCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HITLER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Tourrette's sufferers CHAV swear. You can PIECE OF SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible SHUT UP, MEG! thing.
• The main GANGBANG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOUCHEBAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSWIPE knee NIGNOG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for ASSCRACK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUNG-HOLE sufferers to become DIPSHIT manically depressed and ALEX TREBEK commit SHITSLINGING suicide.
• There is no DIPSHIT cure, and the KAFFIR drugs that are available to, "calm" the GANGBANG tics often have adverse ASSCRACK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUGGER perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS numb and HENTAI basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOAT DICK it is without the CANNED QUOTE drug.

I am an active member of a 666 tourette syndrome MOCKIE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUTT-HOLE the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "MOCCASINS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOTHERFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SCUMBUCKET sorry for GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS "hi-jacking" your 666 entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITMOUSE this that really ANAL DIABETES annoys me. I am working towards a SPUNK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKHEAD, and making fun of a SHITE horrible disorder is (not) DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANKSPLAT time.

Best POOPOO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WALRUS SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. lowercase Regards to Andrew FASHION BUG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP punch him if you Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MASTURBATION saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my BOOBS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CROTCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FAGGOT BAND WITH 4 BUTTFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JIGGABOO HORSE! CROTCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CROTCH'S HOUSE

How DIPSHIT to BULLSHIT cure WALRUS SHIT the SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? Tourette's CUNT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment REBECCA BLACK for PISS Tourette's SEMEN Syndrome INBRED is DAMN IT following MOTHERFUCKER these TOSSER rules GOD DAMN in SONNY BILL WILLIAMS order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN immature ASS little CRAPPY kids,
• 2: Count to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT within SHIT 10 SHITTYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JERK OFF SUGARTITS CRACKER nor WANK talk,
• 4: Tell COCKING FUCKBOROUGH yourself you COCKSUCKER don't AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! have BUTT-HOLE this PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PASTURE WITH NASTY ASSCRACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CROTCH last straw GARBAGE DAY!!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HORSE SHIT the TOP OF PISSHOLE THIS SCUMBAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. MOCKIE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DUNE COON people who try LIMEY to battle DICKLICK'BITCH that tight-ass BAT FUCK INSANE 17-year-DICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKFACE it now, but someone said CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON' ASSHAT HELLFIRE'HORSE SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING REDSKIN is a laughing FUCKWIT matter. Plus there FUCKFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELLFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are SHITFACE articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCRATCH! GROUNDER! stuff. So MALARKY that means DONKEY PUNCHER stop getting mad at the FROG first part too and BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA talking about the BALLS letter that it's HUMAN RIGHTS mocking (what HOMO letter? I don't even know what PENISBIRD the heck you're talking about). Adrian JOHN SMILEY FACE hi self WOODPECKERSHIT even made a really SHITFACE good point. "It's SHITFUCKER nothing more OSTRICH MY ASS from a head nod to a SOD OFF knee tick". SCUMBAG. Which I'll add YID onto MOCCASINS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITSKIN suffer that CUNTBUCKET much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNTRAG be, because if I were a SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT hilarious. If you JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Want facts, go on COCKSUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GANGBANG be offended, don't read BULLCRAP the freaking FUCKSTAIN article anyway.

PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS BELLEND DAMN BUTTFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF PUSSY SCUMBUCKET BUKKAKE GIVING HEAD

SHIT THIS IS SPARTA! DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ PRICK BIRD SHIT FENCE JUMPER DICKHEAD FUCK OFF LIMEY FUCKFACE DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH JERK OFF DICK TITS EAT MY SHIT! SHIT DICKFACE ROMANIA GRAPE PENIS WIENER FLYING RAT'S ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITBALLS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING A MARY WHITEHOUSE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BORDER HOPPER COON BOOBS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRITZ FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMN POLAK BOOBIES CUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BEAVER GOD DAMN BITCH SHIT SHITSLIDE RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD BOOBS SCUMBAG ANUSCAKE WANKER PISS SHITFACE FUCK OFF HELLFIRE SHIT ASSFACE COON FUCKFACE TITTYWANK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COLGATE NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO POLAK DAMN IT CRAPPY POTTYMOUTH SHIT BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE BOB SAGET SHIT JACKASS SHIT TOSSER WOP FUCK OFF BULLSHIT EAT MY SHIT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARSE INBRED ASSCRACK DARTH VADER CUNT BOOBIES MARCH OF FLAMES BUGGER RAPE PISS OFF MY ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON PIECE OF SHIT POMMIE INBRED DAMMIT BUGFUCK PISS ARTIST DAMN FUCKHEAD INBRED I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITE BUTT-HOLE CRAPPY ASS GENITALIA ASS RAT'S ASS DOUCHING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WILLY WONKA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITHEAD DOM DeLUISE WETBACK PENIS ON A STICK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT GOD DAMN SHIT BEANER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGFUCK FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSWIPE ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK OFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISS OFF I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHMONKEY PIECE OF SHIT DYKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON SEMEN SCROTUM BIGNOSE POTTYMOUTH WANK CAMEL JOCKEY PISS CUNT ASSHAT PENIS FU SPANG SHITFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOTHERFUCKER HO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SCUMBAG TITS & DICKS WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER TITS BITCH CHOAD KISSER BUTT-HOLE GYPSY FENCE JUMPER O KURWA! JERK OFF KNOBJOCKEY MONKEY BALLS MALARKY GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK SHITBALLS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSWIPE NIGGER HELL BITCH DUMBASS BENCH PRESS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH MOCCASINS DONALD RUMSFELD SUCK A BIG DICK POO POO BLOWJOB I'LL RAPE YOU YOU FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES KRAUT BALL SACK DAMN IT ASS ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] PIECE OF SHIT NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FIRECROTCH GYPSY COCKGOBLIN SPIC RAT'S ASS SCUMBUCKET CUM GRIS BOOBIES [expletive deleted] FUCKER SAND NIGGER SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FRED PHELPS ARSE MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS TIT SPRINKLES FUCKTARD JACKASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOCCASINS FUCK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT BUGGER FUCKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER RAPE BRITNEY FROG'S FAT ASS RAPE SCUMBAG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WANKER FUCKING A PISS CUNT BIG FOOT DICK CUM ORGASM DIPSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS SHIT ASS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FRIG CHAV PEDOPHILIA SON OF A BITCH BALL SACK DAMN FIRECROTCH FUCKFACE DAMNED TABERNACLE PISSHOLE ASSHOLE FUCK OFF FUCK A DUCK ASS FASCIST BULLSHIT GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT BBBBBBBBB! PUPPIES FLYING RAT'S ASS O CANADA DONALD RUMSFELD MALL SANTA NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN YOUR MOM DIPSHIT CHOAD POMMIE I WILL END YOU! RECTUM RAIDER FUCKWIT NIGNOG ASSWIPE MOZILLA FIREFOX WIENER FUCKING BASEBALL ASS FASCIST GRAPE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD NIGGER YID BIRD SHIT FELCHING VENEREAL DISEASE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOG FUCKER FUCK PIGFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMMIT SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICK IN A BOX MONKEY SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCK NUGGET ASS FASCIST WHORE FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK AMERICA ONLINE BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU PIXIES SON OF A BITCH COON SCUMBAG HOMO ANAL JAP SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COMMUNIST DILDO BUGGER OFF PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER CONAN O'BRIAN COCKSHITTER BULLSHIT OH SHI– BRUSH MA TEETH PIGFUCKER SHITFACE NEOPETS SPANK THE MONKEY PUSSYLICKER DAMN IT SMEG FUCKSTAIN DAMN GOD DAMMIT NIGGER PISS ARTIST BOOBS MOCCASINS GRUE RAPE LGBT RIGHTS COON ASS TOWELHEAD SHIT BOOBIES WIENER CUNT PENIS TWAT HELLFIRE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE 666 GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WANKER FIRECROTCH CLUSTERFUCK I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU SHITE DAMN CUNT CROTCH INBRED FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT FREE ELECTIONS COLGATE ASSHOLE FOUR-EYES PISS ARTIST PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE SHIT WETBACK ART METAL PRODUCTS QUEEF SAMUEL L. JACKSON BELGIUM I WILL KILL YOU! SOD OFF All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSHAT KNOBJOCKEY HITLER VAGINA RAPE BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT NI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BELLEND FAGGOT PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER JOHNNY BUTTFUCKER SHIT CUNTBUCKET BUTT PIRATE MARGARET THATCHER CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN SHITFUCKER WANK DILDO JACKASS DOODIE HEAD CRAPMUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITSLINGING I WILL END YOU! JACKASS CHOAD POMMIE SHITFACE GRAPE PENIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING JUMP! INBRED FUCKING JUMP! GOBSHITE CUNTBUCKET WANK MOCCASINS BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE PEARL NECKLACE WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FUCK OFF FUCK ASSCRACK FUCK A DUCK TWO-INCH PENIS SNUFF PORN CAMEL JOCKEY SIGMUND FREUD LET'S SHIT FROG FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY GOOK FUCK YOU CARPET MUNCHER MONKEY BALLS POLESMOKER CUNT ABO TIENANMEN SQUARE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PUSSY NIGGER RAT'S COCK VENEREAL DISEASE WIGGER ASS SHITPISSER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! YID SEMEN POWERSHIT PISS SHITCOCK BULLSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CROTCH FUCK FUCK MASTURBATION GRINGO POLAK DICKHEAD BUGFUCK BASTARD DOODIE HEAD ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN SAND NIGGER FUCKING SCUMBUCKET COON FUCK YOU BLOWJOB TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! AMERICA ONLINE MASTURBATION ASS JERK OFF PUSSY DAMN SUCK MY DICK HONKY ABO HEIL HITLER! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUNSHINE GANGBANG HOT GRITS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SACRAMENTO CRAPMUNCHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHE NAZI FALSE BENSON DAMN CUNT CRAPPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MACACA FUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACK OFF WIENER BRITAIN SHIT FELCHING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICK IN A BOX CANNED QUOTES CUNT PIKACHU RAPE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TWAT SHITFACE BASTARD DAMMIT COCKSTUFFER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRINGO WIGGER FUCKING A TITWANK LENS CRAFTERS POOPOO MARCH OF FLAMES SHIT HEIL HITLER! DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG DILDO HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK LOGJAMMER TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOTHERFUCKER ASS DAMN GOAT DICK YID POMMIE SHITCUNTING WIGGER NIGGER DICKFACE COON JESSE McCARTNEY COCKSMOKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER HORSE PENIS SHITFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER WIGGER DAMMIT DIPSHIT PRICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BANGKOK ALF BLOWJOB MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DYKE WOODPECKERSHIT MALARKY FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON BONG VENEREAL DISEASE HELL BASTARD INJUN CONAN O'BRIAN DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK OFF BUGGER OFF SHITCOCK JERRY HELLFIRE CRACKER FU SPANG BIRD SHIT SEX DOUCHE DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA ANAL BOOBIES CHING CHONG CHINK CRAP ON A STICK LGBT RIGHTS KAFFIR SHITSLINGING FUCKER FUCKER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD ASS GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT FUCK OFF CUNT ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE SLOPE SHITFUCKER BOOBS SON OF A BITCH BITCH BOB SAGET SON OF A BITCH MOCCASINS BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK DICKFACE BASTARD BULLSHIT JACK ABRAMOFF BELLEND ASSWIPE REBECCA BLACK BEAVER WANK MONKEY SHIT SON OF A BITCH [expletive deleted] PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING BELLEND WANK CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT STEVE BALLMER FRIG CHOAD BUGFUCK ASSHOLE DICK CHICKEN DOG SHIT BOOBS ANAL DIABETES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NIGGER WANK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKER ASS BLUE PENIS! MICK NEGRO WEHATEMARIO SHITSLINGING COCKSMOKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CAMEL FUCKER CONDOMS FUCKING A I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY PENIS ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT ARSE CLIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITSLINGING CUM TAMPONS DICKLICK PUSSY FUCKHEAD BITCH TAMPONS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NAZI SUCK MY DICK CHRISTHUMPER BALLS BOB SAGET GOATSE DAMN HITLER SON OF A BITCH BORDER HOPPER SHITSLINGING HORSE SHIT FUCK NEGRO CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF SCUMBAG SHITBALLS FELLATIO CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBS CUNTYMINTS ASS SHITE ARSEBADGERS SLOPE SUCK MY DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK MOCCASINS WIENER DAMMIT CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES SEMEN CUNTRAG CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT DICKLICK BLISTERING BARNACLES ORGASM ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GOBSHITE BOLLOCKS HORSE PENIS ASSHAT DICKHEAD GIVING HEAD BOOBS GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN PUSSY I'LL RAPE YOU KRAUT DICK IN A BOX COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT HELL CUNTYMINTS DAGO HELL DICKWAD MASTURBATION CRAP ON A STICK HORSE SHIT TOTAL NIGGER BOON JESSE McCARTNEY MALARKY MOCKIE DICKLICK RAT'S ASS JACK OFF DICKWAD GOD DAMN DAMN IT THONG TASTER CHOAD SAND NIGGER YOU WANKER SHITE CONDOMS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISSHOLE ART METAL PRODUCTS BAT FUCK INSANE TOSSER SHIT DOUCHE NAZI THONG TASTER RAPE PENIS SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE SHITHEAD CUNT FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD VAGINA SECOND BALLS DYKE GOD DAMMIT PENIS PISSHOLE TITS WANKER SHITTY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA SUCK MY DICK ASSFACE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FASHION BUG BEAVER GIVING HEAD SEX CRACKER LIMEY SUCK MY COCK RAT'S COCK BUTT-HOLE COLGATE PISS ARTIST BASTARD GIVING HEAD SHIT BASTARD FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK SHITCOCK MONKEY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! URINE-GARGLING ASSHAT RAT'S ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE DICK CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT BOOBS DILDO SLOPE BITCH HELLFIRE SHIT FUCK YOU JACKASS FLYING FUCK PISS OFF All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CROTCH TIMBER NIGGER WIKIPEDIA RULES PENIS ON A STICK DONKEY DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BIG FOOT SHITCOCK WALRUS SHIT DESU JAP Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGGER and with the YOUR MOM and his FUCKING JUMP! of girraffes in which DICKFACE while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NIPPLES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• RUSKIE