Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FAG comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKTARD article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA neurochemical FUCK disorder COMMUNIST DILDO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WOODPECKERSHIT, sudden FUCKSTAIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITSLINGING or DICKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ARFENHOUSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOG FUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCUMBAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RAT'S COCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially TITTYWANK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first VENEREAL DISEASE television programs to address ASS LICKER Tourette's syndrome.

FENCE JUMPER Tourette's is REDNECK not to be COCKSTUFFER confused with DUMBASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HORSE PENIS random BENSON SUCKS disorientation, culturally-JACKASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COCK language, JACKASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT JACK ABRAMOFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITE souvenir shoppes and massive SHITCOCK quantities DAMNATION of ANAL DIABETES POMMIE garbage.

Darnit.

A DIPSHIT Polite Note to the TACO Author:

The DICK Tourette's WANK Research Institute was SUNSHINE founded to SHITTY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOB SAGET Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS ARTIST article suck my mothers funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POMMIE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or KNOBJOCKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PENIS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of BOOBS Tourrette's sufferers DICK CHICKEN swear. You can PEEPEE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BRITNEY TV, for always focusing on the DESU bad side of a terrible BULLSHIT thing.
The main MONKEY BALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHOLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FRITZ' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISSHOLE knee DICKLICK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is HITLER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PUSSY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOLLOCKS school for BUTT PIRATE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JENKEM sufferers to become DICKHEAD manically depressed and FIST FUCK commit SHITSLINGING suicide.
There is no YOU WANKER cure, and the SHITFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHOLE tics often have adverse PRICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKSTAIN perodol" which caused my entire DUMBASS body to go MOTHERFUCKER numb and SEMEN basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the BUTTFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a FRENCH TICKLER tourette syndrome ASSCRACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the SHITHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "FRIG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is OLD CHRIST OF A much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BEANER sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMMIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really BULLSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a JACK OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SOD, and making fun of a JOHNNY horrible disorder is (not) SPIC funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your URINE-GARGLING time.

Best HELLFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT” Wen

P.S. FELCHMONKEY Regards to Andrew CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The TOTAL bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you SLOPE want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INJUN saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WOODPECKERSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK and CHOAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HOMO BAND WITH 4 CHRISTHUMPER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DUMBASS HORSE! WOODPECKERSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WOODPECKERSHIT'S HOUSE

How FUCK to ANAL DIABETES cure CHOLERA IS FUN! the FLYING FUCK Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOBSHITE for MARGARET THATCHER Tourette's YUKY DOODY Syndrome NAZI is POMMIE following CHUFF these GOD DAMN rules BRUSH MA TEETH in ASSWIPE order:

1: Avoid CONDOMS immature ANAL DIABETES little CHRISTHUMPER kids,
2: Count to HELLFUCKER within 666 10 TIMBER NIGGERseconds,
3: Do not open your BAT FUCK INSANE DOT HEAD CROTCH nor ARSE talk,
4: Tell BIGNOSE yourself you NIGGER TITS don't DONKEY PUNCHER have RAT'S ASS this WIENER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE WITH NASTY SPANK THE MONKEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BIG FOOT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WOODPECKERSHIT last straw ASS!

I fucking put GRINGO' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISS ARTIST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WIGGER the TOP OF PISS THIS CUNNILINGUS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be OSTRICH MY ASS offensive. EMO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKFACE people who try AY-AY-AY to battle DICKFACE'ANAL that tight-ass FUCKER 17-year-BUTT-HOLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMN it now, but someone said SPUNK' MACACA PRICK'FENCE JUMPER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WANK is a laughing DONKEY DICK matter. Plus there BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUTTFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are MILF articles PRICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SUCK A BIG DICK stuff. So MOTHERFUCKER that means SHITFACE stop getting mad at the PIECE OF SHIT first part too and BUTTFUCKER talking about the PEEPEE letter that it's FUCKBAG mocking (what TAMPON IN MY ASS letter? I don't even know what SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISS ARTIST hi self FUCKER even made a really DICKLICK good point. "It's POMMIE nothing more RAPE from a head nod to a WIKIPEDIA knee tick". PUSSY. Which I'll add NIGGER onto SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAT'S ASS suffer that PEEPEE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes REBECCA BLACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FELCHMONKEY be, because if I were a GOBSHITE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITSLINGING hilarious. If you WIKIPEDIA Want facts, go on WOMEN'S RIGHTS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISSHOLE be offended, don't read SMEG the freaking GOD BLESS AMERICA article anyway.

LET'S SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HORSE SHIT COCK REDNECK PISSHOLE BITCH BOLLOCKS DAMN

ARSE FUCK MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA BELLEND ASS MASTURBATION GREASER SHITBALLS ASS AY-AY-AY POLESMOKER CHOAD SLOPE GOAT DICK RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY JUSTIN BIEBER TURD INBRED BEAVER FUCKSTAIN DONALD RUMSFELD COCK JACKASS SHIT TOTAL WANKER FUCKBAG PUSSY JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING A DAMN IT LIMEY SCUMBAG O KURWA! RAPE DAMN IT BATHING SUIT AREA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK PISSHOLE SEX SIGMUND FREUD TWAT SON OF A BITCH JAP SCUMBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITTY CUNTSWILLING WIGGER POLACK I'LL RAPE YOU TITTYWANK JERK OFF CONAN O'BRIAN GOD DAMMIT BASTARD FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHIT YOU WANKER DICK SHITE DICK CHICKEN NIGGER WANK FUCK A DUCK COCKSHITTER BENSON SUCKS WANK COCKSUCKER TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER CRAP FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF HELL DARTH VADER GOBSHITE SUCK MY DICK THONG TASTER BEAVER FUCKING A FUCKFACE CRACKER DOUCHING FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN SHITTY FUCKWIT SHUT UP, MEG! 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BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU DILDO SUITCASE PENIS EPIDIDYMIS SHITHEAD FAG ORGASM CRAP ON A STICK ARSE BUGGER OFF GOD DAMMIT JACKASS DICKHEAD CHAV CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WANK GREASER DICK WANKER ASSHAT WANK SEX FUCK BIRD SHIT SHITBALLS FELLATIO BUKKAKE DAMN SHITFACE TWO-INCH PENIS YID DAGO TIT SPRINKLES CHENEY WOP COCKSMOKER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 GIVING HEAD JACKASS BITCH WIENER PUSSYLICKER LOGJAMMER CRAPFUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GRAPE PENIS BEAVER TITWANK HELL TOSSER MACACA TITWANK BEANER CHOAD CUNTSWILLING BUTT PIRATE DEMOCRACY FUCKING BASEBALL DONKEY PUNCHER REDSKIN D'OH TITWANK PISS OFF FRIG SHITSLIDE FRED PHELPS CHOAD CUNT TITS WALRUS SHIT DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER JACKASS SHIT BOB SAGET BUTTFUCKER ARSE AUTOFELLATIO GIVING HEAD TRANNY FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK INBRED CRAPPY GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA FUCKER PISS OFF HELL ASS DUNE COON DEVELOPERS! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MICK DAMNATION FUCKBAG SEMEN DONKEY DICK DIPSHIT ASSHAT STRAWBERRY ASS ASS FLYING FUCK SHITCUNTING DAMMIT DUMBASS TACO CLEMEN JENKEM ARSE DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKSTAIN TURD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITHEAD BULLSHIT DEVELOPERS! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MONKEY SHIT TWAT DAMN DOG SHIT FLYING FUCK ABO BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN IT INBRED DICKHEAD GOD BLESS AMERICA NIGGER TITS YOU WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! BOB SAGET SEMEN FUCKTARD COON O KURWA! GANGBANG POOPOO PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CHAV MOTHERFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK CUNT STUDENT RIOTS CHOAD PUNANI MOCCASINS BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH GENITALIA DAMN MOCCASINS DIPSHIT BONER ASS INJUN STEVE BALLMER SHITE FUCK NUGGET DICK CHICKEN ANAL FUCKSTAIN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMMIT BOOBIES RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER SCROTUM DAMMIT SHAKOPEE FLYING RAT'S ASS LIMEY CUNT SAGGY TITS FUCKBAG DOUCHING WEHATEMARIO ASS BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS GOAT DICK BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT BASTARD POOPOO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOBSHITE ASS TWAT SCUMBUCKET SON OF A BITCH SHITCUNTING SCROTUM YOU WANKER HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN SHAKOPEE PEDOPHILIA MONKEY SHIT FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SLOPE MALARKY PUSSY CUNT DOM DeLUISE POOPY DICKFACE SHITSLINGING SPUNK DAMN JOHN ELWAY BULLSHIT ASSWIPE FRITZ WANK BUTT PIRATE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD INBRED JACKASS SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POMMIE CHRISTHUMPER FELLATIO RAT'S ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS NIHILISM FUCKING INBRED PISS OFF ASSHOLE ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK NEGRO BIGNOSE SEMEN FUCK SOD FUCKWIT SHITSKIN WHORE PISS SHITCOCK [EXPLETIVE] SHITTY WANK SHIT PICKANINNY SHITHEAD HELL FUCKING TITTIES FUCKFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS DOG SHIT SHITTY SCROTUM FUCKHEAD WANK DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE DICKFACE CHUFF BUTTFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM REDNECK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAPPY FEWMETS NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH HELL ASS CAMEL JOCKEY TOURETTE'S IS FUN DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER BUTT-HOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER DOUCHEBAG SHITE CHINK WIENER CUNT SEMEN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKWIT SIGMUND FREUD ABO FENCE JUMPER FUCKFACE ASS FASCIST FUCKSTAIN SPICY CUNT FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES JERRY PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBUCKET PORCUPINE'S BALLS TACO FUCKWIT BALLS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CLEMEN BLUMPKIN PISS DONKEY DICK BASTARD HELL ORGASM BONER MILF ASSWIPE QUEEF HELL DAMN WALRUS SHIT RAT'S COCK DAMN IT RAT'S COCK CROTCH FUCKWIT SHIT WEHATEMARIO CRAPMUNCHER SHITCOCK SHITHEAD BLOWJOB GARBAGE DAY! BITCH DICK DAMN DYKE CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD SUCK MY DICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SCUMBAG BULLSHIT SHIT BOOBS FUCKBAG RUSTY TROMBONE SUCK MY DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MONKEY BALLS FUCKWIT DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK GREASER BUTTFUCKER PICKANINNY BULLSHIT BITCH TOTAL BALL SACK POO POO BLOWJOB KNOBJOCKEY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNNILINGUS FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD CRAPFUCKER FUCK A DUCK JERRY HELLFUCKER QUEEF WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT COCKSMOKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER TWAT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BUGGER CONDOMS CUM NIGNOG HO ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKLICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSFACE SOD DAMN FROG FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT CUNTRAG suck my mothers MOCCASINS TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER YOUR MOM CHICKEN FRIES BUGGER OFF BUTTFUCKER HO LET'S SHIT HAIL SATAN! DIRTY SANCHEZ [Insert silly non-swear here] SWIMMING POOL GREASER TWAT ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FLAMING ASS BADGER FOUR-EYES HELL DOUCHE NAZI REBECCA BLACK SIGMUND FREUD RAT'S COCK BITCH NAZI BASTARD GOD DAMMIT NIGGER FUCK TITS INBRED FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SCUMBUCKET SHITSKIN ARSE DONALD RUMSFELD ASS PISS CUNT DUMBASS BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ BULLSHIT COCKSTUFFER DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUNANI NIPPLES LAKE TITICACA ASSHOLE POLACK ASS LICKER PROLES SHITSLINGING FUCK FUCKTARD SHITTY WALRUS SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS SHIT BALL SACK CUNT PISS OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOU WANKER FUCKING BASEBALL HELL CAMEL FUCKER FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BOOBS CUNT RAT'S ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MELAMINE SHIT GYPSY FUCKING A CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR RICK MORANIS DUMBASS PUNANI CHING CHONG CHINK WIENER PRICK FROG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ORGASM RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING BONER FEMADOM AAAAAAAAA! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN DAMMIT INJUN WOP FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER CUNT BIG FOOT POMMIE DOUCHETITS FUCK OFF GANGBANG FUCKHEAD MOCCASINS CUNT ASS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A JUSTIN BIEBER BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK DAMMIT RAT'S ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE P'KANG MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA PUSSY FIST FUCK PEDOPHILIA COON WOP BUNG-HOLE GOOK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DICK TITS WHORE DOUCHING SHIT BASTARD GOBSHITE I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER SHITFACE POMMIE BUGFUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOTHERFUCKER and with the MARGARET THATCHER and his CUM of girraffes in which GIVING HEAD while reading about FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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