Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without TITS & DICKS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PENISFUCK article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FALUN GONG neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOYCOTT VIACOM!, sudden RAPE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAFFY or IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WIENER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLEVELAND STEAMER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL [expletive deleted] words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PENIS utterFUCKance of socially DICKFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MARCH OF FLAMES television programs to address JAP Tourette's syndrome.

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Tourette's is BIGNOSE not to be COCKING FUCKBOROUGH confused with SHITFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOCCASINS random BITCH disorientation, culturally-SHITHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BELLEND outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, ASSHAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITTY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SEMPRINI souvenir shoppes and massive TITS quantities JAP of ANAL DIABETES JERK OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A CLEAN DRINKING WATER Polite Note to the HO Author:

The HELLFUCKER Tourette's ASSFACE Research Institute was MOTHERFUCKER founded to DAGO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your [expletive deleted] article SHITCOCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YOU WANKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance REBECCA BLACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WIENER Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CLIT Tourrette's sufferers WETBACK swear. You can FUCKSTAIN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WOP TV, for always focusing on the AY-AY-AY bad side of a terrible DYKE thing.
The main PRICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGGER knee PEEPEE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BULLSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BITCH school for SHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NAZI sufferers to become WIKIPEDIA manically depressed and BASTARD commit FUCKFACE suicide.
There is no SHITE cure, and the SHITFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAGO tics often have adverse 666 side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSCRACK perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMMIT body to go FUCK OFF numb and BUTTFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than TWAT it is without the WIKIPEDIA drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome DOM DeLUISE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GYPSY the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! public view of Tourettes as a "BUGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WOP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK OFF sorry for BUGFUCK "hi-jacking" your MOTHERFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD this that really [expletive deleted] annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAGHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a SHITFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) URINE-GARGLING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITTYWANK time.

Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. FUCKFACE Regards to Andrew PEEPEE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The CUNNILINGUS bastard who wrote this article. You can NI punch him if you GINGERBREAD want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMMIT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BOYCOTT VIACOM! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PEARL NECKLACE and SHITCOCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TONY LA RUSSA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BAND WITH 4 DICKLICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHIGGER HORSE! BOYCOTT VIACOM! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BOYCOTT VIACOM!'S HOUSE

How FUCKING JUMP! to DOUCHE cure JAP the PENIS Tourette's MARY WHITEHOUSE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment LOLCAT for COCKSMOKER Tourette's DICK TITS Syndrome CHRISTHUMPER is CHOAD KISSER following FUCKFACE these RAT'S ASS rules SOD in FUCK NUGGET order:

1: Avoid SHITTY immature FUCKSTAIN little BAD MOTHERFUCKER kids,
2: Count to DIRTY SANCHEZ within VAGINA 10 CUNTseconds,
3: Do not open your DAMN IT NIGGER SHIT nor BUDDHIST MONK talk,
4: Tell DONKEY DICK yourself you GO COUNT YOUR DICK don't ASS have PIECE OF SHIT this CUNT disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HOMO WITH NASTY BLUMPKIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BOYCOTT VIACOM! last straw CUNT!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE POMMIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FRIG the TOP OF FUCK NUGGET THIS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MALARKY offensive. NIPPLES. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKFACE people who try JOHNNY to battle SHIT'MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS that tight-ass CUNTBUCKET 17-year-WANK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHIT it now, but someone said BUTTFUCKER' LET'S SHIT HENTAI'GRINGO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING [expletive deleted] is a laughing SHITFACE matter. Plus there FLYING FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CLUSTERFUCK Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles HORSE SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKFACE stuff. So ASSHOLE that means PEDOPHILIA stop getting mad at the GO HOME AND DIE first part too and SEMEN talking about the FIRECROTCH letter that it's MASTURBATION mocking (what [EXPLETIVE] letter? I don't even know what suck my mothers the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISS ARTIST hi self CLUSTERFUCK even made a really FUCK OFF good point. "It's TOTAL nothing more DOG FUCKER from a head nod to a JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST knee tick". GOD DAMMIT. Which I'll add HELL onto MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ORGASM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MOTHERFUCKER be, because if I were a ARSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES hilarious. If you POLESMOKER Want facts, go on BULLSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK YOU be offended, don't read FUCK YOU the freaking CUNT article anyway.

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BEAVER CHIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCK TITS & DICKS SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING BASEBALL DUMBASS ASSHAT DOUCHETITS DICK JACK OFF DYKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD RAT'S ASS FELLATIO MONKEY SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO PISS HENTAI PIGS MIGHT FLY BITCH ASS FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA lowercase I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DONKEY PUNCHER ASS GENITALIA MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S COCK NIGGER BELLEND FUCKSTAIN BENCH PRESS CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS FUCKING MASTURBATION YOUR MOM DOUCHEBAG SEMEN JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER PENIS FUCKER BITCH FAG DICKFACE MONKEY SHIT D'OH KAFFIR BUNG-HOLE BULLSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHIT LIKE A HORSE BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK NUGGET JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BITCH FRENCH TICKLER SAND NIGGER SPIC SHITE RANDY TRAVIS FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK RAT'S ASS O CANADA CLEMEN QUEEF ASS LICKER JOHNNY RAT'S ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNTRAG ASSWIPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ARSE and with the [Insert swear here] and his DOT HEAD of girraffes in which ASSHOLE while reading about DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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