Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TUBA'GOD DAMN'SHITSLINGING'SHITTY'BLISTERING BARNACLES'DICK IN A BOX'DICKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHAT, sudden BLOWJOB m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSWIPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SOD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS ARTIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HONKY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TACO utterFUCKance of socially DOUCHE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address YOUR MOM Tourette's syndrome.

PRICK Tourette's is JACK ABRAMOFF not to be FUCKHEAD confused with FOUR-EYES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POO POO BLOWJOB chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ROSES random INBRED disorientation, culturally-BAT FUCK INSANE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SAND NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOODIE HEAD language, SHITTY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PENISPENISPENIS!!! RECTUM RAIDER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FAGGOT souvenir shoppes and massive CUNTYMINTS quantities JACKASS of ANAL DIABETES CAMEL JOCKEY garbage.

Darnit.

A POMMIE Polite Note to the JAP Author:

The TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Tourette's FUCKHEAD Research Institute was CHICKEN FRIES founded to BULLSHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS article GOBSHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKWIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CRAP Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can PISS OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS TV, for always focusing on the DICKHEAD bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main BEANER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITTIES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLUSTERFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YUKY DOODY knee HOSER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NORTH KOREA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHINK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKSPLAT school for FELLATIO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PUSSY sufferers to become Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! manically depressed and CHING CHONG CHINK commit FUCK A DUCK suicide.
• There is no DILDO cure, and the ANAL drugs that are available to, "calm" the BEAVER tics often have adverse DAMMIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SEX perodol" which caused my entire BAD MOTHERFUCKER body to go WILLY WONKA numb and O CANADA basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNTSWILLING it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a SEMEN tourette syndrome CHICKEN SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITS the SHITCUNTING public view of Tourettes as a "CRAP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING FUCK sorry for BALL SACK "hi-jacking" your JERK OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOATSE this that really PUSSY annoys me. I am working towards a O KURWA! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DEVELOPERS! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHOLE, and making fun of a RAPE horrible disorder is (not) PISS ARTIST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an PORTUGAL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those KOREA LOVER countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIENANMEN SQUARE byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. SPICY CUNT FUCK Regards to Andrew PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The DICK IN A BOX bastard who wrote this article. You can DARTH VADER punch him if you POMMIE want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FROG saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCKSHITTER and COCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JIZZ music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HORSE PENIS BAND WITH 4 PENIS ON A STICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SLOPE HORSE! ASSHAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHAT'S HOUSE

How IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD to HITLER cure NIGNOG the DAMN Tourette's FRED PHELPS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for CRAP Tourette's FRAK Syndrome ASSHOLE is BULLSHIT following INBRED these AMERICA ONLINE rules FUCK YOU in BEAVER order:

• 1: Avoid SUCK MY COCK immature DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT little CUNT kids,
• 2: Count to SCROTUM within JACKASS 10 PISS ARTISTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SON OF A BITCH CAMEL FUCKER GIVING HEAD nor NEGRO talk,
• 4: Tell FLYING FUCK yourself you SAGGY TITS don't TWAT have FELCHING this BORDER HOPPER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SLOPE WITH NASTY CUNTSWILLING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITBALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHAT last straw DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!!

I fucking put JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST' my comment at the TOP OF THE KIKE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at VAGINA the TOP OF ASSCRACK THIS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FLYING RAT'S ASS offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKFACE people who try NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES to battle FUCKSTAIN'JOHNNY that tight-ass ASSFACE 17-year-GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMN it now, but someone said INBRED' WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ'MILF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SON OF A BITCH is a laughing WOP matter. Plus there SCUMBAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on D'OH Uncyclopedia, there are ASSCRACK articles MOZILLA FIREFOX about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PORCH MONKEY stuff. So COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK that means INBRED stop getting mad at the PISS ARTIST first part too and SAND NIGGER talking about the CONAN O'BRIAN letter that it's JACK ABRAMOFF mocking (what DILDO letter? I don't even know what CLUSTERFUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! hi self ASSFACE even made a really JIGGABOO good point. "It's FUCK nothing more RAT'S ASS from a head nod to a MOCCASINS knee tick". GOD DAMMIT. Which I'll add JIZZ onto NIPPLES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HOSER suffer that PEARL NECKLACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING BASEBALL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BIGNOSE be, because if I were a SHITBALLS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you COCK Want facts, go on SHITFACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read HADJI the freaking FUCK NUGGET article anyway.

BOYCOTT VIACOM! '"`UNIQ--nowiki-000000FD-QINU`"' WHORE GOD DAMN ARSE ASSFACE ASSCRACK TWISTY VAGINA ASS SOD OFF

FUCKING POMMIE BALLS SPIC FLAMING ASS BADGER CHOAD CRAP ON A STICK DOUCHE PISS TAMPON IN MY ASS D'OH I'LL RAPE YOU CHAV PISS ARTIST CRAPMUNCHER HAIL SATAN! BULLSHIT NIGGER MILF FRIG BLUE PENIS! DICKLICK FUCKHEAD EMO GOATSE SHITFUCKER FUCK WANK COON CHOAD KISSER NEOPETS CLEVELAND STEAMER BIRD SHIT SHIT SHITTY DICKWAD AY-AY-AY FEWMETS SEMEN TITTIES BOB SAGET CHUFF SHITCOCK SON OF A BITCH PISS PENISPENISPENIS!!! FRAK HELL [expletive deleted] CHICKEN SHIT CRACKER CHIGGER YOU SUCK BALLS CUNT BOOBIES LAKE TITICACA COCKSHITTER ASS FASCIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SCUMBAG SHIT LIKE A HORSE PEARL NECKLACE MOTHERFUCKER ASS NIPPLES PENISBIRD NECROPHILIA JAP PEEPEE POLACK GIVING HEAD CONDOMS PICKANINNY MONKEY SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TAFFY JUSTIN BIEBER BOLLOCKS STRAWBERRY ASS ANUSCAKE KIKE RAT'S ASS NAZI GO HOME AND DIE SHITCOCK ASSWIPE CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKER REDNECK SHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES PUSSY TAMPON IN MY ASS CRAPMUNCHER TWAT SHITFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY FELLATIO ASSCRACK WINDOWS VISTA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BITCH FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING PUSSY JACKASS SHIT SOD OFF HELL DICK YOU WANKER BOB SAGET [expletive deleted] I'LL RAPE YOU POLESMOKER NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS GENITALIA ORGASM YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT DAMMIT BASTARD POOPOO WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SHITSLINGING BITCH FUCK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DONGSHOVER ASS POTTYMOUTH HAIL SATAN! FENCE JUMPER FAGGOT NIPPLES FUCKHEAD BUKKAKE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT KRAUT NAZI KIKE FUCK ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BITCH JACKASS SHIT JERK OFF CAPTAIN CRUNCH TWAT ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA RULES ABO [expletive deleted] SHITCUNTING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALLS CUNT FUCK CRAPFUCKER FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING VANITY PAGES ROCK ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOCCASINS BIG FOOT DUMBASS KNOBJOCKEY ASSHAT CUNT POLAK TWAT RAT'S COCK SHITPISSER WALRUS SHIT INBRED JERK OFF BUGGER FLYING FUCK PISSHOLE BITCH ARSE ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT SIGMUND FREUD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS MOTHERFUCKER JIGGABOO DYKE KIKE DYKE DYKE GRAPE PENIS MICK PEDOPHILIA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT FUCK BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS NI SHITE ARSE WANKSPLAT CLIT JOHN SMILEY FACE JIGGABOO BIRD IN THE HOUSE GANGBANG CUNT TITTYWANK FUCKING A ARSE SHAKOPEE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NICARAGUA TONY LA RUSSA SUCK MY DICK SHITSKIN BUTTFUCKER SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PIG TITTIES CLUSTERFUCK TITS PAKI INBRED FLAMING ASS BADGER SCUMBUCKET PISS BRUSH MA TEETH SHITE FUCK RAT'S ASS FUCK DICKFACE PISSHOLE SOD OFF FUCK SHITE FROG CUNT HO SUCK MY COCK SUCK MY DICK WANKER NEOPETS COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS pen0r ASSHAT EUROIPODS ASS WANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKHEAD DAMMIT pen0r CRAPFUCKER BOB SAGET FENCE JUMPER WINDOWS VISTA GRINGO DICK SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE DONKEY DICK TWAT FUCK LAKE TITICACA CHOAD DUMBASS ASS PEARL NECKLACE ASSFACE BITCH MACACA CHICKEN FRIES ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNNILINGUS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GIVING HEAD TAMPONS CUNTRAG SHITSKIN YID BLUMPKIN EMO DAMN POISON IN BABY FORMULA FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK PRICK BEANER WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? MOLDY TITS WIGGER COCKSMOKER CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY PISS OFF CHOAD DAMN TOWELHEAD NIGGER TITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITTYWANK BASTARD CUNNILINGUS ARSE TITTYWANK GENITALIA HOSER [expletive deleted] DIPSHIT suck my mothers IN SACREMENT MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING A FUCKWIT NIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM LIMEY CUM CHOLERA IS FUN! TITWANK RECTUM RAIDER SHITHEAD RAPE FUCKER KAFFIR CAMEL FUCKER DILDO PENISFUCK FUCK OFF ASSFACE INCEST ASS FASCIST KIDDY FIDDLER CUM DONKEY DICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK OFF BASTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD YID BASTARD DUMBASS SCUMBAG ANAL BONG GOD DAMN SHITE D'OH POLESMOKER GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE FUCKWIT PIG DIPSHIT DICK JACKASS PISS OFF MY ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKER SHIT RANDY TRAVIS SHITHEAD TAFFY FLOWERS GENITALIA HELL DAMN PEEPEE PISS ARTIST WANKER ORGASM BALL SACK ASSFACE PIG AY-AY-AY BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SCUMBAG ASS HO TURD STEVE BALLMER BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS PISS TITTYWANK I'LL RAPE YOU COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOON OSTRICH MY ASS TAFFY TITWANK GOBSHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TOWELHEAD TUBA FUCK YOU MALARKY NIPPLES [EXPLETIVE] FUCK RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG HO RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER DICKHEAD ASS SLOPE FUCKING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA BOB SAGET suck my mothers DICKFACE HENTAI FALSE BENSON FUCKER TIMBER NIGGER JENKEM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNNILINGUS SAGGY TITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANK CLEMEN JACK OFF DAMN GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT TITS & DICKS CAMEL FUCKER DUMBASS WIENER FUCK CONDOMS COCKSMOKER NEGRO POMMIE FOUR-EYES ASS PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT POMMIE CONDOMS DOUCHING HYPERINFLATION ASSCRACK CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE NAZI FUCKTARD ASSHAT FELCHING INBRED MILF CAMEL JOCKEY JERK OFF COCKSUCKER SPUNK ALEX TREBEK DICKHEAD VILLAGE DUMP JOHN SMILEY FACE JIZZ WANK BULLCRAP BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY TOSSER BAT FUCK INSANE ASSFACE BOB SAGET BENCH PRESS PISS ASSCRACK CONAN O'BRIAN SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING FUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOG FUCKER DUMBASS RUSTY TROMBONE FAG AMERICA ONLINE SHIT LIKE A HORSE EPIDIDYMIS GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER DICKHEAD FUCKWIT GOBSHITE BIG FOOT D'OH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SEMEN ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHETITS JACKASS SUCK MY DICK GENITALIA BALLS RUSTY TROMBONE POLESMOKER DICKHEAD DICK TITS SHITSLIDE TIMBER NIGGER CUNT BOOBS DILDO DOUCHEBAG BALL SACK CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT GOD DAMN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKHEAD NIGGER JOHN ELWAY DOG SHIT COCK FUCKING ASSHOLE BAT FUCK INSANE PISS D'OH GANGBANG JACKASS SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK TITS ASSHAT ASS DUMBASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIG RAPE FUCK YOU CUM CUNTRAG HOT GRITS BONG TACO ASSWIPE CUNT DICK CHICKEN PRICK CHENEY CHINK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS PUSSY DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA PEEPEE GRIS DILDO TRANNY DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA COLGATE TOSSER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITFACE HELL GOD DAMMIT JACK ABRAMOFF CLEMEN CRAP CRAPMUNCHER SHITFACE RAT'S COCK BELLEND CHIGGER PISS ARTIST CUNT ASS COCKSMOKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POLAK NECROPHILIA SEX ASS LICKER MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK OFF FUCK FUCK INCEST PAKI COCKGOBLIN WIENER DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK TAFFY HENTAI SHITBALLS DAMNATION BOLLOCKS SPANK THE MONKEY RAGHEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE LIMEY WETBACK DAMMIT GOBSHITE SUCK A BIG DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WOMEN'S RIGHTS SPUNK FUCKBAG RAGHEAD TENTACLE RAPE SHITE BITCH HADJI AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ARSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GREASER JACKASS FUCKBAG SHITFUCKER POWERSHIT BORDER HOPPER HORSE SHIT SHITSLIDE CROTCH PUNANI BASTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITSLINGING DOG SHIT DAMN FUCK FEATURED LET'S SHIT BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK BOOBS SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE SHITTY ASSHOLE DICK CHICKEN SACRAMENTO BOOBIES BOON BOOBIES BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN CUNT DAMNATION CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF WANK DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS FELLATIO DUMBASS DARTH VADER MASTURBATION ASSWIPE SHITFACE SCROTUM ARSE STEVE BALLMER FUCKSTAIN SHITE BUTT PIRATE PECKERHEAD FELCHMONKEY DICK IN A BOX CHICKEN FRIES COCKSUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DICKHEAD RUSKIE TENTACLE RAPE RANDY TRAVIS BITCH BALL SACK [expletive deleted] DICKHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WANK SHIT MASTURBATION SPIC ASSCRACK ASSRAMMER GOOK BLUMPKIN WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD SEMEN TAMPONS TWAT DICK CHICKEN CUNTRAG DOUCHEBAG PISS JOHNNY FUCKING A IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNTRAG THONG TASTER DUMBASS DICK IN A BOX PUSSY YID SEX LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! KNOBJOCKEY FIST FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER TWAT WANK CHICKEN SHIT YUKY DOODY CRAPPY SLOPE WETBACK JACK OFF CUM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JOHN ELWAY 30 CASES OF PICKLES HONKY WANKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS LICKER RAGHEAD CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER MALARKY THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES FRAK FELLATIO SHIT FUCKFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE CLIT CHOAD OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN IT JENKEM CHINK POTTYMOUTH WALRUS SHIT WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSHAT QUEEF NIPPLES PENIS FUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNNILINGUS ALF FUCK A DUCK PIKACHU DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JOHNNY SHITTY FLYING FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE INBRED CUM PENISFUCK DAMN CUNT TOWELHEAD CUNT FUCK YOU THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FRIG SHITHEAD BASTARD NIGNOG DICK CUNT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI NIGGER TITS DICKHEAD DAMNATION TRANNY SCUMBAG PENIS ON A STICK SHIT FELCHING AUTOFELLATIO BELLEND DOODIE HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD PAGE BLANKING SHITE HELL BULLSHIT MONKEY BALLS BUGFUCK BUGGER OFF BITCH DOUCHING A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! PENIS SCROTUM GANGBANG EMO AUTOFELLATIO ASS KAFFIR CUNT NORTH KOREA LOLCAT FUCKING BASEBALL WETBACK FUCKER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK GYPSY DAMN SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL MILF SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DICKHEAD JIGGABOO WIENER SCUMBUCKET NIGGER BUGGER SWIMMING POOL DAMNATION JACK ABRAMOFF BONER ROSIE O'DONNELL BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BASTARD MILF FUCK COON BLOWJOB FELCHMONKEY CLEVELAND STEAMER SLOPE CUNT WIKIPEDIA TAMPON IN MY ASS DUMBASS DEVELOPERS! PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS DIPSHIT BOB SAGET DAMN TITTYWANK WINDOWS VISTA DIPSHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACKASS NIGGER ABO BONER RAT'S COCK BOOBIES BITCH HELL PORCH MONKEY SCROTUM [Insert swear here] WANK FEATURED FUCK OFF I AM CORNHOLIO! COCK FROG'S FAT ASS LIMEY FUCK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER ARFENHOUSE CRAPMUNCHER ASS VENEREAL DISEASE MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF MY ASS DEVELOPERS! FUCKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES FRENCH TICKLER SEX DIPSHIT WANK FUCKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES NIPPLES CAMEL FUCKER GENITALIA FUCKFACE HELL KIDDY FIDDLER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NI FUCKER TRANNY STRAWBERRY ASS GO HOME AND DIE JAP FROG BLUMPKIN DOUCHE NAZI JESSE McCARTNEY suck my mothers CLEVELAND STEAMER CLEMEN ORGASM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK [EXPLETIVE] RECTUM RAIDER CUNNILINGUS INBRED JAP I RAPE WALRUSES! PENIS ON A STICK FUCK A DUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GYPSY YOU WANKER AMERICA ONLINE CUM CRACKER DAMN DICKHEAD BOOBS DAMN IT TITS CLIT DICKHEAD MONKEY BALLS HENTAI FUCKHEAD FUCKING NIGNOG RAPE SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSEBADGERS BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK CHENEY DUMBASS CROTCH CHOAD ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING LIMEY ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER KAFFIR SHITFACE MACACA CUNT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTYMINTS CLUSTERFUCK DARTH VADER RUSTY TROMBONE PUSSY ASS RAGHEAD MR WINKLER IS GAY CAMEL JOCKEY CRACKER SHITFACE WANK BULLSHIT YOU WANKER DICKLICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SCUMBAG SHITPISSER BELLEND HELLFUCKER ASSRAPING DAGO FUCK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YOU RUSKIE DICKHEAD SHITPISSER SON OF A BITCH ASS BUNG-HOLE WANK DICKLICK REBECCA BLACK CLEMEN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TENTACLE RAPE BULLCRAP AY-AY-AY CUNT CRAPPER BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKSTAIN JACK OFF PISS OFF BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YUKY DOODY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] GO HOME AND DIE FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES NEGRO BIGNOSE WANK AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT BITCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FENCE JUMPER CRAP SHITSLINGING BUTT PIRATE NAZI ASSHOLE FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT TITS & DICKS BITCH YID CRACKER MOZILLA FIREFOX CHINK MACACA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SON OF A BITCH PRICK PISS MOCCASINS JAP POLESMOKER WANK CONAN O'BRIAN QUEEF CUNT CRAPPER SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK AUTOFELLATIO CUNT CHOAD KISSER SHAKOPEE GOBSHITE CLIT JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUDGEPACKER CUM BUTT-HEAD MARGARET THATCHER SHITHEAD FRENCH TICKLER BITCH AMERICA ONLINE BUGFUCK COCK GRINGO BULLSHIT ABO FELLATIO SUCK MY DICK JERK OFF SHIT JERRY NAZI ASSHOLE SHIT BOOBS TWISTY VAGINA GANGBANG JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD RAGHEAD FUCKER ON CRACK KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH FUCK OFF LIMEY NICARAGUA VENEREAL DISEASE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COCKSHITTER and with the GOD DAMMIT and his COCK of girraffes in which JIZZ while reading about CLIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BLUE PENIS! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA