Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's 30 CASES OF PICKLES'BUTT PIRATE'CUNT'HIGH WAGES'PENIS'DONKEY DICK'HEIL HITLER! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INBRED neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITCOCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT, sudden FUCKSTAIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BATMAN & ROBIN or POLESMOKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOTHERFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CAUCASIANS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FROG'S FAT ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHUFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT CLUSTERFUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first [expletive deleted] television programs to address WANKER Tourette's syndrome.

DUMBASS Tourette's is I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL not to be ASSHOLE confused with TITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LET'S SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random HENTAI disorientation, culturally-JACK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! language, OSTRICH MY ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN NIPPLES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive CUNTRAG quantities FUCKSTAIN of ANAL DIABETES BALL SACK garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKSMOKER Polite Note to the CHIGGER Author:

The FUCK OFF Tourette's NIGGER TITS Research Institute was NIGGER founded to DOUCHE NAZI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKHEAD article BONG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SOD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TOSSER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKBAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers FUCKTARD swear. You can FUCKING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS TV, for always focusing on the FLYING RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible FIST FUCK thing.
• The main CROTCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITCOCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BULLCRAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MONKEY BALLS knee PISS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FIST FUCK school for CRAPPY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JOHNNY sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI commit SON OF A BITCH suicide.
• There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the DONKEY DICK tics often have adverse HI, BILLY MAYS HERE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HENTAI perodol" which caused my entire DUNE COON body to go KIKE numb and BENCH PRESS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM it is without the BUTT-HOLE drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! tourette syndrome COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TURD the FELCHING public view of Tourettes as a "OH SHI– swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK sorry for FUCKING "hi-jacking" your SHITFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TAMPONS this that really RADIO FREE LUNCH annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I'LL RAPE YOU article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS, and making fun of a DAMNATION horrible disorder is (not) BOOBS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEARL NECKLACE time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HOLY DUMB FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Regards to Andrew ALEX TREBEK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The INBRED bastard who wrote this article. You can DICK punch him if you NEGRO want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this MUGABE'S MOMMA country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my PENIS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and YID playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BITCH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICK IN A BOX BAND WITH 4 I'LL RAPE YOU MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POWERSHIT HORSE! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT'S HOUSE

How PRICK to MALARKY cure FLYING FUCK the SEMEN Tourette's BLISTERING BARNACLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLSHIT for FELCHING Tourette's DOUCHEBAG Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is DOG SHIT following CHICKEN SHIT these SHIT rules FIST FUCK in NI order:

• 1: Avoid CAMEL JOCKEY immature KIKE little SHITCUNTING kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK YOU within NI 10 FUCKSTAINseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHIGGER VAGINA DOUCHE nor SEX talk,
• 4: Tell NIPPLES yourself you FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE don't BLUMPKIN have FUCKING A this EPIDIDYMIS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHAT WITH NASTY PISS OFF MY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TOSSER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT last straw ASSFACE!

I fucking put GYPSY' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS the TOP OF PEEPEE THIS FUCKWIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. CHINK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKHEAD people who try GIVING HEAD to battle PROLES'NIGNOG that tight-ass I'LL RAPE YOU 17-year-JOHNNY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! it now, but someone said DOM DeLUISE' FUCK MOSES'NIGNOG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HAIL SATAN! is a laughing SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH matter. Plus there TITS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY Uncyclopedia, there are POO POO BLOWJOB articles FROG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNNILINGUS stuff. So DAGO that means FUCKER stop getting mad at the MICK first part too and FLYING FUCK talking about the WANK letter that it's [EXPLETIVE] mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what SLOPE the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITTY hi self DOM DeLUISE even made a really DUMBASS good point. "It's CRAP nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a FROG knee tick". POTTYMOUTH. Which I'll add SHITCOCK onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUTTFUCKER suffer that WALRUS SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes VANITY PAGES ROCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PUSSY be, because if I were a ASS LICKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHUFF hilarious. If you VAGINA Want facts, go on YOU WANKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read ASS FASCIST the freaking COON article anyway.

PAKI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKHEAD BASTARD WANK PIECE OF SHIT MONKEY SHIT CHENEY SCUMBAG NECROPHILIA

DICKWAD TURD DONKEY DICK JACK OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER COON NECROPHILIA ROSIE O'DONNELL DUMBASS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WHORE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LOLCAT NIGGER SEX ALEX TREBEK CHOAD KISSER PISS ARTIST BANGKOK DICK RANDY TRAVIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR RAGHEAD ASSCRACK CRACKER HELL ASSCRACK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SOD GOD DAMMIT HONKY FUCKING REBECCA BLACK FRIG YOU WANKER HELL BALL SACK PENIS ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS DUMBASS CUM YOU WANKER CHUFF SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS CUNTBUCKET ABO FUCK YOU ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES CLEMEN BUTT PIRATE PRICK BALL SACK PAKI SHIT GRIS SHITHEAD BALL SACK DAMMIT DOT HEAD ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAT'S ASS DAMN IT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TITS COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK DICKFACE FUCKING A BAT FUCK INSANE WHORE JESSE McCARTNEY FOREIGN CURRENCY PISS SHITFUCKER DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO DICK ASS EAT MY SHIT! SOD OFF SHITCOCK SHITSKIN NEGRO MOCKIE GOD DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE VAGINA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS WANK CUM SHITFACE POMMIE JIGGABOO DAMN SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE DELICIOUS CAKE DUMBASS BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN DICK FUCKSTAIN EXTRA LONG PENIS BOB SAGET FUCKTARD BITCH FEMADOM TURD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] STEVE BALLMER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN YUKY DOODY YUKY DOODY SOD OFF DARTH VADER PIECE OF SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SCROTUM ASS KAFFIR GO HOME AND DIE AMERICA ONLINE CHUFF DONKEY DICK CUNT DAMN IT DOUCHETITS TIT SPRINKLES RECTUM RAIDER TWO-INCH PENIS JACKASS HOMO CRAPPY BONER JERK OFF JOHNNY DEVELOPERS! VENEREAL DISEASE EPIDIDYMIS DOUCHE FEMADOM KAFFIR MALARKY TITWANK CRAPMUNCHER TAMPONS GIVING HEAD STEVE BALLMER BONER MOCCASINS SEX BIRD SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOBSHITE JERK OFF SAGGY TITS FUCK A DUCK ANUSCAKE RAGHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS NI BUKKAKE BASTARD PISSHOLE O KURWA! FRED PHELPS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNT NIGGER TITS DAMN NICARAGUA BOOBS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER CUNT BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKTARD PISS UP MY ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT DAMN LOGJAMMER BUTTFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS LET'S SHIT SACRAMENTO COCKGOBLIN DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE BOOBIES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS AAAAAAAAA! NIGGER TITS NAZI BOOBS POTTYMOUTH YOU WANKER ARSE DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER FOUR-EYES COCKSHITTER BASTARD ARSE PISSHOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TWAT NIGNOG TACO MOCCASINS GREASER POOPOO TWAT GOD DAMN ASSWIPE MALL SANTA COON STEVE BALLMER NAZI COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK CRACKER FUCKBAG DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHOAD BUKKAKE TWISTY VAGINA SEX CHIGGER MASTURBATION SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HORSE SHIT FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD CUNTRAG DAMN IT CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU PISS UP MY ARSE WIKIPEDIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT NAZI YOU WANKER BITCH DAMN DUMBASS DAMN FELCHING BITCH ASSHAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANKER KIKE BUTT-HOLE HELLFIRE BULLCRAP BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT CANNED QUOTE WILLY WONKA CUNTRAG JAP POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN WANK GANGBANG SHITHEAD ASSWIPE FUCK WIKIPEDIA PIGFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DUNE COON FUCKING A SLOPE CUNT CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK NAZI TOSSER FUCK YOU CUNTBUCKET TITS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FLYING FUCK CUNT POMMIE POO POO BLOWJOB MALL SANTA RAGHEAD SPIC FUCKING A JACKASS PISS OFF PUSSYLICKER I CAN AFFORD FOOD SHITE BEANER FUCKING PIGFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING FUCK FUCKING FUCKFACE POOPOO BULLSHIT CUNT NIGGER SHITE WANK RAT'S ASS ASSFACE DAMN ASSCRACK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CRAPFUCKER BLOWJOB FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FELCHMONKEY JIGGABOO FUCKWIT BOOBIES JACKASS SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT BASTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISSHOLE HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU DONGSHOVER INBRED RAPE PISS WANKER WANKSPLAT CHRIS CHAN PUSSYLICKER POMMIE I'LL RAPE YOU DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH GOD DAMN TITTIES CUNT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MARY WHITEHOUSE SPUNK TITS FUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PORCH MONKEY JACKASS BUTT PIRATE ASSHOLE SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKING SHITTY DOG SHIT ANUSCAKE GANGBANG YUKY DOODY PENISFUCK COON ASSHOLE ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA CUNT POOPOO ASS WETBACK [Insert swear here] JAP ANAL DIABETES JESSE McCARTNEY MICK WANKER ASS WETBACK FUCKTARD MACACA FUCK CUM WANK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG SHITCOCK O KURWA! WANK PISS ARTIST ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN RUSKIE FELLATIO DICK IN A BOX PISS BASTARD POOPY NEOPETS SHITSLINGING BEAVER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK BLUMPKIN DUMBASS MILF BUGGER DICK INBRED MACACA FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN NIGGER RAT'S COCK FROG'S FAT ASS LIMEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSHAT MALARKY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS AUTOFELLATIO FELCHING DILDO PISS PIG FENCE JUMPER REDNECK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASS DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS FUCKER WANK INBRED DICKHEAD CUM MALARKY SHITE JIZZ 666 SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AUTOFELLATIO HELL ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASS LICKER DICKHEAD LAKE TITICACA BIGNOSE MOCKIE SHITFUCKER ASS CHIGGER CHIGGER DAMN ARSE SHITCOCK DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TITS & DICKS PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLIT SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE MONKEY SHIT EARS OF CHRIST HELL CUM WALRUS SHIT NIGGER ASSFACE WANK ASS BALLS CUNTRAG ASS CRAPPY BOOBS DIPSHIT TOWELHEAD BUDDHIST MONK DAMN IT SHITBALLS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING FUCK TITWANK RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BULLSHIT COCKSTUFFER ARSE PUNANI BLUE PENIS! JACKASS CC PLZ TWAT RAPE CLIT BUTT-HOLE SHIT BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER REDNECK DICKHEAD DICKLICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES FASHION BUG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITE BUTTFUCKER GYPSY SHITFACE BULLSHIT SPIC SPUNK SEMEN DICKFACE JAP MONKEY'S UNCLE WILLY WONKA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA COMMUNION WAFER DICKHEAD NI GOD DAMMIT SHITE PISS OFF HORSE PENIS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ORGASM SHITBALLS TWISTY VAGINA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? INCEST PORCH MONKEY WIGGER DICKWAD DICKLICK MOLDY TITS NI WOP SHITSKIN CONDOMS CUNT FUCKWIT BUGFUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WIENER DAMN BUTT-HEAD TITS TOWELHEAD DICKFACE CRAPFUCKER PISS ARTIST GRAPE PENIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GARBAGE DAY! CUM SHITFUCKER DAMN BITCH DIPSHIT HELL BORDER HOPPER NIGGER FUCKBAG ASS FASCIST HELL SHITSKIN FELCHING FUCKSTAIN PENIS FUCKSTAIN ASS FASCIST REDNECK FELLATIO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITSKIN FUCK ARSE NIGGER PUNANI FUCKING POWERSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK ARSE JERK OFF CRAPFUCKER FUCK NUGGET BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WHORE PUSSYLICKER VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO DAMNATION CHOAD WANK SHITTY TIMBER NIGGER PRICK SHITFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSHAT MASTURBATION PANCHEN LAMA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DYKE NECROPHILIA DAMN WIKIPEDIA BITCH SHITBALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER CROTCH PISS DAMN IT ASS LIMEY ASS GOBSHITE BUTT PIRATE FUCKER RAPE DIPSHIT PISS SHIT CHINK ASSHAT SHITE DAMN IT ASS FASCIST CUNT CRAPPER I'LL RAPE YOU JENKEM FEWMETS BASTARD BOOBIES MICK JENKEM YID NICARAGUA CAMEL JOCKEY INCEST ASSCRACK GOD DAMN PENIS CROTCH PISS OFF SUGARTITS FRENCH TICKLER CHAV TWAT DICK CHICKEN DAMN CUNT DOODIE HEAD JUSTIN BIEBER BIGNOSE PISS OFF DONKEY PUNCHER PISS ARTIST GENITALIA SHITTY BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS YOUR MOM TACO FUCKWIT BASTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER ANUSCAKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY FAG BALL SACK DICK HITLER TENTACLE RAPE DILDO SPICY CUNT FUCK LET'S SHIT I WILL END YOU! CUNT JIZZ JACKASS FUCKWIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FRED PHELPS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKING A DICKHEAD DAMN WOP DAMNATION ARSE RAGHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSCRACK DARTH VADER SEX DIPSHIT FUCK FUCKBAG FUCK OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TOWELHEAD EPIDIDYMIS CUNT SHITFUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER DOUCHETITS PEEPEE CRACKER TAMPON IN MY ASS BASTARD BUGGER TWAT FEMADOM WANK FEWMETS FUCKTARD ABO VENEREAL DISEASE DICK TITS PENISBIRD pen0r ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK DOUCHEBAG POLACK MOTHERFUCKER HELLFIRE ANUSCAKE DICKLICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKSPLAT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LAKE TITICACA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HELL FENCE JUMPER SAND NIGGER BITCH GOD DAMMIT TITWANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE DILDO BONG FAGGOT FUCK ASSHAT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JAP DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIPPLES pen0r JAP RAT'S ASS CUM SCROTUM FUCKWIT CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKWAD ASSWIPE YOUR MOM INJUN MOTHERFUCKER ASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCK NIGGER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CUNTYMINTS [expletive deleted] MOLDY TITS BALLS FUCK YOU ASSCRACK DICK CHICKEN TWAT COON RAT'S ASS SPUNK PISSHOLE DICKLICK RANDY TRAVIS QUEEF O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POLAK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK FUDGEPACKER GENITALIA BUGFUCK BULLCRAP JERRY POLACK FUCK WIENER DOUCHE NAZI DIPSHIT PORCH MONKEY ASSCRACK BUNG-HOLE FUCK YOU ASS CHIGGER CHICKEN FRIES ASSRAPING ANUSCAKE POLAK FUCK ASS GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG DICKLICK SHITCOCK BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS TURD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS FUCK LOGJAMMER ASSFACE DAMN IT GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLEMEN SHIT FUCK YOU DYKE TESTICLE CHOKE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YOU WANKER BANGKOK PISS BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKER ABO FUCKER FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GO HOME AND DIE CUNT TWAT MONKEY SHIT TAMPONS DICKHEAD PISSHOLE BLUMPKIN YOU WANKER ASSHAT FALSE BENSON GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITFACE O CANADA HUEY P. NEWTON VAGINA HOMO DONKEY PUNCHER ANAL CLUSTERFUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITHEAD and with the DICK TITS and his WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! of girraffes in which DIPSHIT while reading about TITMOUSE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COON also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TRANNY