Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DAMMIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a HELL article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS & DICKS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FLYING FUCK, sudden SPUNK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK A DUCK or CUNT CRAPPER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING A include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BIG FOOT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOLLOCKS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS BONER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY PUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially FUCKWIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS OFF television programs to address HELL Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKSTAIN Tourette's is BIGNOSE not to be FELLATIO confused with SHITCUNTING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUCHETITS random BITCH disorientation, culturally-CUNTSWILLING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTTFUCKER language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING TOSSER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITS souvenir shoppes and massive SOD OFF quantities CLEMEN of ANAL DIABETES SUCK MY DICK garbage.

Darnit.

A VENEREAL DISEASE Polite Note to the BULLSHIT Author:

The ASSHAT Tourette's BOOBS Research Institute was BEAVER founded to PUSSY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FRED PHELPS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT LIKE A HORSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WIKIPEDIA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of PENISBIRD Tourrette's sufferers SHITCOCK swear. You can GYPSY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WOP TV, for always focusing on the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
The main SUCK MY COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ARSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM knee FELCHING NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is ASSCRACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOLLOCKS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKWAD school for BLOWJOB something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and PEEPEE commit ARSE suicide.
There is no DAGO cure, and the TIT DIRT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! tics often have adverse OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DUMBASS perodol" which caused my entire HONKY body to go FUCKING JUMP! numb and OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA basically made it NIGGA! worse than WALRUS SHIT it is without the FUCKSTAIN drug.

I am an active member of a ARSE tourette syndrome BUTT PIRATE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NECROPHILIA the INBRED public view of Tourettes as a "BONER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKING JUMP! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for BULLSHIT "hi-jacking" your POOPOO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAPE this that really SCROTUM annoys me. I am working towards a KRAUT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this REDNECK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITCOCK, and making fun of a JESSE McCARTNEY horrible disorder is (not) BOB SAGET funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HADJI time.

Best SEX regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MALL SANTA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of EUROIPODS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. WINDOWS VISTA Regards to Andrew CRACKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The GYPSY bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING FUCKFUCKER punch him if you DOODIE HEAD want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFACE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FLYING FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I RAPE WALRUSES! and suck my mothers playing Roblox's Adopt Me with YOU WANKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISSHOLE BAND WITH 4 DOUCHE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A INBRED HORSE! FLYING FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FLYING FUCK'S HOUSE

How GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY to SHITE cure HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! the SHITE Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKTARD for FOUR-EYES Tourette's BLUMPKIN Syndrome GIVING HEAD is WIGGER following HELL these TWAT rules GOD DAMN in DAMN order:

1: Avoid GENITALIA immature NIGNOG little PECKERHEAD kids,
2: Count to GOBSHITE within GANGBANG 10 FELLATIOseconds,
3: Do not open your DOUCHE PAKI DOUCHE nor IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

talk,

4: Tell HADJI yourself you BAD MOTHERFUCKER don't NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! have BALL SACK this IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKWIT WITH NASTY COON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FLYING FUCK last straw DICK IN A BOX!

I fucking put SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE?' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOG SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNTSWILLING the TOP OF FUCK THIS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NIGGER offensive. RAT'S COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING A people who try GANGBANG to battle DICKFACE'PISSHOLE that tight-ass HELL 17-year-DAMN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS it now, but someone said LIKE FATHER LIKE SON' ASSHAT GARBAGE DAY!'PUSSY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICK is a laughing LIMEY matter. Plus there BELGIUM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are NIGNOG articles FUCKSTAIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BASTARD stuff. So POTTYMOUTH that means I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE stop getting mad at the PISS first part too and WANK talking about the ASS letter that it's DICK mocking (what CHALICE letter? I don't even know what COCKSUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian TAMPONS hi self PORCH MONKEY even made a really QUEEF good point. "It's FRITZ nothing more SHITTING DICK NIPPLES from a head nod to a CAMEL JOCKEY knee tick". TITWANK. Which I'll add SHITE onto PIKACHU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BONG suffer that BOOBS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TWAT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a CUM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANK hilarious. If you CHOAD Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BAT FUCK INSANE be offended, don't read BELLEND the freaking SAND NIGGER article anyway.

SUCK MY DICK FUCKWIT BITCH RAT'S COCK NIGGER PISS ARTIST KAFFIR [Insert swear here] TITTIES BASTARD

FUCKFACE BEANER EMO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTT PIRATE PENIS ON A BUN DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT ORGASM D'OH CUNTSWILLING FLYING RAT'S ASS HOSER COON DOUCHE NAZI DAMN DELICIOUS CAKE ROSIE O'DONNELL ARSE SON OF A BITCH RUSKIE FUCK A DUCK BUNG-HOLE GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK CLUSTERFUCK WIGGER ASS GENITALIA COCKSUCKER HELL VENEREAL DISEASE BOLLOCKS RAT'S COCK TUBA DICKHEAD DAMN ASSCRACK COCKSMOKER SHITE BIG FOOT TWAT PORCH MONKEY CAMEL FUCKER ASSRAMMER DUMBASS JOHNNY SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE FELCHMONKEY UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY STEVE BALLMER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! 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TUBA SMEG SHITE COCK FUCKTARD AY-AY-AY CUNTSWILLING JESSE McCARTNEY NIGGER SHIT SHAKOPEE BULLSHIT FUCKWIT DONKEY PUNCHER JIGGABOO GRINGO CANNED QUOTE WANK ASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN CRAPPY P'KANG FUCKING A FOUR-EYES BUNG-HOLE PUSSYLICKER BELLEND GOD DAMMIT WANK RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT CRAPPER DAMN FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER ARSE GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES HITLER BUGGER POLESMOKER SHITSLINGING MASTURBATION JACKASS SPANK THE MONKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GYPSY TWISTY VAGINA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD HELL CONDOMS WOP CUNT POLACK DAMN IT WOMEN'S RIGHTS PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT BITCH VAGINA WANKER GOOK ANUSCAKE SHITTY PUNANI TRANNY FUCK SHITPISSER BUTT-HEAD CRAPFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT GRAPE PENIS CLUSTERFUCK LOLCAT BUTT-HOLE DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK YOU FUCKFUCKFUCK JOHN ELWAY EXTRA LONG PENIS DICK PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS DYKE FUCKTARD PENIS MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER CUNTSWILLING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SCROTUM JAP RAPE FUCK YOU SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT TAMPONS DIPSHIT CUNT MAMA MIA SAGGY TITS BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA P'KANG CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST NORTH KOREA PORCH MONKEY CUNNILINGUS BASTARD CUNT NIGNOG DUMBASS HELL CHING CHONG CHINK FRAK pen0r PISS OFF FEMADOM EPIDIDYMIS ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH CONDOMS FUCKSTAIN VAGINA DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY FLYING FUCK GOATSE SOD OFF CLEAN DRINKING WATER MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER DICKLICK YOGHURT CANNON SHITFUCKER BANGKOK SCUMBUCKET GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER FUCK JACKASS WIENER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE KIDDY FIDDLER COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX ANAL FLAMEVIPER ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS TITTYWANK ANUSCAKE DONKEY PUNCHER BEAVER HOMO HOSER ASSHAT FOUR-EYES FRENCH TICKLER PRICK DOG FUCKER SEMEN SAND NIGGER SHAKOPEE BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISSHOLE CUNT GREASER FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BLUE PENIS! HADJI AUTOFELLATIO CHAV SAGGY TITS FUCKING TOSSER BULLCRAP FUCKFACE HELLFIRE KEEP SHITBALLS FROG SPIC MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS MOCCASINS ASSWIPE FUCKING A BIG FOOT SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT ORGASM PISS ARTIST PUSSY SHIT GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT FUCKER BITCH JAP SEX SCUMBUCKET CC PLZ RAT'S ASS TUBA PISS OFF WIKIPEDIA CUNT HORSE PENIS INBRED CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT HELL PENIS ON A STICK TITMOUSE LAKE TITICACA FUCKFACE BUGGER SHITSLINGING CUNT ASSCRACK DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GENITALIA WEHATEMARIO SACRAMENTO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH FUCKWIT CHIGGER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOON HELL SLOPE GRINGO ARSE SEMEN FUCKBAG DICKFACE WANKSPLAT SPUNK PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU FENCE JUMPER PUSSY TENTACLE RAPE NICARAGUA CUNT CRAPPER PORCH MONKEY FUCKING JUMP! CUNT HAIL SATAN! JOHNNY ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COCKSMOKER WIENER BELGIUM CANNED QUOTE FREEDOM OF SPEECH PISSHOLE BULLSHIT ASS DUMBASS CHING CHONG CHINK PEARL NECKLACE HELLFUCKER SUCK MY COCK MONKEY SHIT FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER DOG SHIT BUGGER OFF WANKSPLAT SAND NIGGER FUCKING BASEBALL DOUCHEBAG DAMN DAGO INBRED DAMN SHIT MOCCASINS FUCK ASS FASCIST SHIT FUCK OFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CHICKEN SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS MARCH OF FLAMES WIENER CUNTBUCKET NIPPLES PENIS SHIT DOG SHIT NIGGER TITS FUCKTARD HORSE SHIT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT DUNE COON DICK IN A BOX CHUFF YOU WANKER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HITLER NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK OFF CUNT FUCKFACE TOSSER BOOBS JENKEM DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY SUCK A BIG DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT FUCKBAG PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK SOD BUTT PIRATE I'LL RAPE YOU BALL SACK WANKSPLAT PIGFUCKER BEAVER SHITCUNTING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKBAG TONY LA RUSSA FUCKING A PENISBIRD DICK PISS OFF KAFFIR MOZILLA FIREFOX BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAMN NAZI WIENER GRIS BLISTERING BARNACLES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RAGHEAD FUCKTARD STEVE BALLMER ORGASM MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTT PIRATE CUNT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 GREASER VENEREAL DISEASE JACK OFF BOB SAGET ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TITS FUCK TITS SHITSLINGING PISS UP MY ARSE SCUMBUCKET SHITCOCK AMERICA ONLINE SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBS GINGERBREAD HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT ASS MARCH OF FLAMES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOT HEAD BASTARD STRAWBERRY ASS ASSFACE suck my mothers ASSWIPE SHITFACE SUGARTITS WANK SEX DOUCHEBAG PISS OFF FRITZ ARSE THONG TASTER BIGNOSE PISS UP MY ARSE JIGGABOO CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING NIGGER NIGNOG ASSWIPE CHRISTHUMPER JACKASS CUNTSWILLING FELLATIO JERK OFF SHITSLINGING HOMO TOWELHEAD RAPE MOCKIE COCKSMOKER BUGGER OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE ASSFACE BUGGER OFF ASS RUSKIE BASTARD DAMN TITMOUSE CUNTING ASSCRACK SPIC FLYING FUCK FUCKER JUMPING JESUS!!! GIVING HEAD SHITCOCK BASTARD JIZZ DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT TITS SHITFACE JACKASS FUCKER WALRUS SHIT ASSHAT TAFFY SHITFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] PISS OFF DONKEY PUNCHER ASS BASTARD GOBSHITE FROG MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASSCRACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST BATHING SUIT AREA JACKASS DICK CUNTRAG SCUMBAG ASS LICKER POOPY CHOAD NEGRO ASSFACE DUMBASS [Insert yet another person's name here] CHIGGER STUB SHITHEAD KNOBJOCKEY REBECCA BLACK CHINK JIZZ CRAP ON A STICK RUSKIE GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK WANKSPLAT DOG SHIT PIGFUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS SHIT CUNTYMINTS WOODPECKERSHIT ASSFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT DOUCHING DICK IN A BOX PIG FUCKING BONER JIZZ BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSHAT NIGNOG AMERICAN SPELLING BUTTFUCKER ORGASM FUCK CUNTYMINTS BIGNOSE BLOWJOB SAGGY TITS GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER CRACKER ASS WIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ DUMBASS ASSWIPE FUCKFACE GO HOME AND DIE BUGFUCK CONDOMS BASTARD GARBAGE DAY! BULLCRAP ASSRAPING BONG CLUSTERFUCK VENEREAL DISEASE NIPPLES DOG SHIT INJUN POOPY ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER SEX REDSKIN COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA POMMIE SPUNK DUNE COON CUNTYMINTS SHITCOCK SHITSLINGING TAMPON IN MY ASS BITCH PISS BUKKAKE SHITTY WANK FUCK YOU SHITSKIN SCROTUM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSHOLE CRAP BORDER HOPPER CONDOMS FELCHING FUCK BONER BALLS JIGGABOO BUGGER VAGINA PISS FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE STUB SOD BUGFUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JOHNNY JENKEM CUM JOHNNY DAMN JERK OFF SPIC [Insert yet another person's name here] TAMPON IN MY ASS TITS & DICKS ABORTIONS FOR ALL BOOBS SPIC BEANER WANKER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] PUSSY FUCKTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY I'LL RAPE YOU ASS FUCKHEAD FENCE JUMPER FUCKER GOD DAMN DAGO DONKEY DICK FROG'S FAT ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK A DUCK YOU WANKER JOHN SMILEY FACE ABO BOYCOTT VIACOM! ARSE JACKASS FEMADOM SEMEN SHITHEAD DAMN IT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOUCHE JACK OFF NI TAMPONS SPUNK MARGARET THATCHER I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY ASS SNUFF PORN JERRY SHITE WHORE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKHEAD DOG SHIT HENTAI LET'S SHIT FELCHING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITFUCKER PUNANI QUEEF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE SHITFACE VAGINA SAND NIGGER ASS LIMEY HOLY DUMB FUCK PRICK DAMN FREE ELECTIONS JERRY SHITFUCKER KAFFIR CLEMEN KNOBJOCKEY WIKIPEDIA SPANK THE MONKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE FRED PHELPS NAZI MALARKY FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING CUNTSWILLING ASSFACE WANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES HELL CULT OF THE DEAD COW HELL PISS FUCK BALL SACK TAFFY DOUCHING WANK INJUN FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL BASTARD BIRD IN THE HOUSE TWAT RAT'S COCK SHITE FELLATIO REDNECK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS RAT'S ASS OH SHI– PISS DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN AY-AY-AY BITCH CHOAD KISSER FUCKING A BOB SAGET RECTUM RAIDER BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS DAGO TITWANK RECTUM RAIDER NAZI SHITE I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CROTCH HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKER BALLS YID I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JUSTIN BIEBER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN STEVE BALLMER ABO FRAK ASSRAMMER WANK JAP CHINK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BUGGER PISS OFF ASSRAPING BATMAN & ROBIN DAMN NI BALL SACK YOGHURT CANNON RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK YOU BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BORDER HOPPER FUCK NUGGET FUCKFACE WIGGER SHITE PISS PIGFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA RUSKIE BOOBS CLEVELAND STEAMER JUNGLE BUNNY GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKER GINGERBREAD JAP TITWANK GIVING HEAD CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT BOOBIES PEARL NECKLACE ARSEBADGERS PISS ARTIST MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD ADMINS ARE GAY FELLATIO CUM ASSHOLE DICKWAD ASS SHITTY TESTICLE CHOKE DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE WHORE NORTH KOREA DAMN FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT HONKY CRAP ON A STICK BUTTFUCKER BULLCRAP TITTIES I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER CUNT SHITFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHIGGER FRIG SHITFACE BITCH PEARL NECKLACE DELICIOUS CAKE DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER KNOBJOCKEY SHITSKIN FASHION BUG JENKEM GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DAMN RAT'S ASS COCK HONKY RAT'S COCK SCUMBUCKET CRAP ON A STICK RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF FAG GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT DAMNATION WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK PISS CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS DAMN IT Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKER and with the CONDOMS and his SUCK COCKS IN HELL! of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about TAMPON IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JACKASS also


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