Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKSTAIN'TITMOUSE'CUNT'I'LL RAPE YOU'MASTURBATION'AY-AY-AY'CHOAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN IT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DARTH VADER, sudden CHIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CLUSTERFUCK or I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLUMPKIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHOAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOZILLA FIREFOX by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHOAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat THONG TASTER GYPSY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAPE television programs to address DAGO Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMN Tourette's is SNUFF PORN not to be POLAK confused with BULLSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSWIPE random RUSTY TROMBONE disorientation, culturally-LOGJAMMER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SONNY BILL WILLIAMS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMN language, FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SCUMBAG DICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SONNY BILL WILLIAMS souvenir shoppes and massive MILF quantities MACACA of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A MONKEY BALLS Polite Note to the YOU WANKER Author:

The ARSE Tourette's RAINBOWS Research Institute was FAG founded to FLYING FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHICKEN SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SCROTUM article TWO-INCH PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GARBAGE DAY! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SUCK COCKS IN HELL! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGGER OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S COCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHIGGER Tourrette's sufferers PUSSYLICKER swear. You can SHITTY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOM DeLUISE TV, for always focusing on the WILLY WONKA bad side of a terrible SCROTUM thing.
• The main BALL SACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLUSTERFUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HITLER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLCRAP knee HELLFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MOCCASINS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SUGARTITS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PUSSY school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage REBECCA BLACK sufferers to become SCUMBUCKET manically depressed and CHIGGER commit MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
• There is no PISS OFF cure, and the FUCKWIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the SCUMBAG tics often have adverse NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DUMBASS perodol" which caused my entire ASS LICKER body to go MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE numb and CRAPMUNCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the LAKE TITICACA drug.

I am an active member of a DICKWAD tourette syndrome FUCK YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WALRUS SHIT the ASSHAT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YOU WANKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JENKEM sorry for BLISTERING BARNACLES "hi-jacking" your ASSHOLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT this that really MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE annoys me. I am working towards a COON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOCKIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) COCKSTUFFER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BLUMPKIN time.

Best TAMPONS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a KOREA LOVER byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. QUEEF Regards to Andrew SHITSLINGING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The CUNTYMINTS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKHEAD punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANKSPLAT saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my I CAN AFFORD FOOD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DARTH VADER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MILF and HOMO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COON music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSWIPE BAND WITH 4 KAFFIR MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHAT HORSE! DARTH VADER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DARTH VADER'S HOUSE

How SUCK A BIG DICK to TITTYWANK cure RUSKIE the BENCH PRESS Tourette's BOOBS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S ASS for WALRUS SHIT Tourette's DAMN Syndrome GYPSY is PENISBIRD following POTTYMOUTH these SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH rules INBRED in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKING immature RAPE little CUNT kids,
• 2: Count to JOHNNY within CHRISTHUMPER 10 FUCKFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your LET'S SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS GYPSY nor SOD OFF talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFUCKER yourself you HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS don't PUSSYLICKER have CHOAD this SEX disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUGFUCK WITH NASTY SCROTUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DARTH VADER last straw DOUCHEBAG!

I fucking put TITS & DICKS' my comment at the TOP OF THE COON PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CRAPFUCKER the TOP OF DAGO THIS YID ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOG SHIT offensive. HENTAI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try NORTH KOREA to battle FUCKHEAD'POTTYMOUTH that tight-ass FUCKTARD 17-year-FIST FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LOGJAMMER it now, but someone said DAMN' PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN'COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JOHN ELWAY is a laughing FUCK matter. Plus there SAND NIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOG FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are ASSCRACK articles PUSSYLICKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TIMBER NIGGER stuff. So PEEPEE that means LIMEY stop getting mad at the MALARKY first part too and NIGGER TITS talking about the DICKHEAD letter that it's MOCKIE mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what TWISTY VAGINA the heck you're talking about). Adrian I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! hi self DICKHEAD even made a really CUNT good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more POMMIE from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". WIGGER. Which I'll add DICKWAD onto DONKEY PUNCHER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS ARTIST suffer that MOTHERFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOTHERFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCKSMOKER be, because if I were a I WILL END YOU! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOBSHITE hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT be offended, don't read SHITSLINGING the freaking NEGRO article anyway.

ARSE FELLATIO NICARAGUA BUGGER SHIT INJUN INCEST JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHINK GOD DAMMIT

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ASS RANDY TRAVIS ASSRAPING WIENER BASTARD ORGASM I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST FRITZ SPIC INCEST FELLATIO SLOPE DAMMIT ROSES CRAPPY WIGGER FAG OSTRICH MY ASS SHITFUCKER CUNT LAPPER SUCK A BIG DICK GENITALIA MARY WHITEHOUSE MAMA MIA DICKFACE DUMBASS DUNE COON COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN BULLCRAP CUNT FUCK REDNECK GARBAGE DAY! SHITCOCK REDSKIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG BUTT PIRATE ASS DUMBASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGGER OFF FEWMETS PENIS SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN DONGSHOVER SHITFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BLUMPKIN TWAT RAPE RAGHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DYKE FUCK YOU CROTCH CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNNILINGUS BONER SHITSLINGING BASTARD POOPOO MONKEY BALLS ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA MACACA SHITSKIN SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH BUTT-HOLE CHRISTHUMPER NORTH KOREA CUNT WANKSPLAT INJUN PISSHOLE ASSHAT BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT CRAPPY GOD DAMN SCUMBAG LET'S SHIT CRAP ON A STICK BLOWJOB CUNNILINGUS BIGNOSE CC PLZ CLEMEN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! 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CUM TWAT KIKE FUCKER ASSHOLE BOOBS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA NICARAGUA GOD BLESS AMERICA SPIC PEDOPHILIA YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD HELL GANGBANG MOCCASINS INCEST HELL CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD NEGRO REDNECK DICKLICK JACKASS SHIT UNITED KINGDOM SHITE ASSWIPE PISS OFF PUSSY CUNTYMINTS DIPSHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK JACKASS BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF YUKY DOODY LET'S SHIT DOUCHE NAZI FUCKFACE INJUN SHIT TITWANK SHITFUCKER GANGBANG EPIDIDYMIS FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST TITS & DICKS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT YID MASTURBATION DICKFACE FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MALARKY FUCK SCROTUM STEVE BALLMER WANK HORSE SHIT FRIG [Insert silly non-swear here] SHIT JIGGABOO ORGASM MAMA MIA MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HADJI HELL PENIS ON A STICK SEMEN BEAVER ASSHOLE DICK IN A BOX GOOK CLEMEN PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PORCH MONKEY FLYING FUCK HELL BALLS PISS BITCH CARPET MUNCHER ASS FROG'S FAT ASS FRITZ RAPE KIKE ASS FUCKER MALARKY COCKSUCKER FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT WANKSPLAT COON SHITSLINGING GOAT DICK BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSFACE DAMMIT BITCH POLESMOKER EXTRA LONG PENIS COON TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POLAK BULLSHIT BRITNEY FROG'S FAT ASS CRAPFUCKER BOOBS PULL THE STRING! 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SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS YID WILLY WONKA GREASER PENIS COON [expletive deleted] BIRD SHIT FRIG SUCK A BIG DICK TACO FUCKTARD HELL DONGSHOVER DAMN IT CHIGGER CHINK POLACK BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASS FELCHING NAZI SIGMUND FREUD WANKER CUNT GOOK BAD MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCK HITLER CRAPPY EAT MY SHIT! BOOBS FUCK OFF MOLDY TITS CUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HELL KIDDY FIDDLER INBRED BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN LICK PUSSY SHIT DAMN ASS SHIT ORGASM WEHATEMARIO SHITFACE SCROTUM BORDER HOPPER MICK ASS CUNT BOYCOTT VIACOM! WANK ANUSCAKE SHITSLINGING SCROTUM FUCK SHITSLINGING BULLCRAP KAFFIR FRENCH TICKLER ASSHAT RAPE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNTYMINTS FUCKWIT CUNT DOG FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER SAND NIGGER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TWAT REBECCA BLACK WIENER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING A SHITCOCK FRIG FUCKER SHITFUCKER CUNT TITTYWANK SOD HITLER DUMBASS CUM GENITALIA FUCKWIT VAGINA WANK BITCH JIGGABOO DICK FELCHMONKEY FUCK FUCKING A CHOAD KISSER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE QUEEF PISS OFF ANUSCAKE RUSKIE ASS LICKER SHITBALLS CONAN O'BRIAN SUCK A BIG DICK DONKEY PUNCHER FRIG BELGIUM DAMN GOD DAMN LIMEY HELL FELLATIO BULLCRAP ASSFACE ASSHOLE FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD TOWELHEAD PIGFUCKER SHITCOCK ARSE FRIG WIENER SHITTY JAP DICKHEAD DAMN FUCK OFF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICK CHICKEN NAZI SEX QUEEF LET'S SHIT BENSON SUCKS SOD BULLSHIT BOOBS RAGHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT ARSE FUCK YOU WANKER CUNT PEDOPHILIA I WILL KILL YOU! WANK MONKEY SHIT WANKSPLAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK INBRED FRENCH TICKLER SUCK MY DICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSCRACK TRANNY SAMUEL L. JACKSON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE RAT'S COCK HO CROTCH FUCKFACE FUCKER POLESMOKER JESSE McCARTNEY PEARL NECKLACE ARSE SHAKOPEE ASS FUCK DOG SHIT SEX PIECE OF SHIT ORGASM FUCK OFF TOWELHEAD MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK YOU WANKER ASS SHITPISSER GOD DAMMIT CRACKER suck my mothers REBECCA BLACK BLUMPKIN WIENER SPANK THE MONKEY JERRY [EXPLETIVE] WANK DOUCHE NAZI SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WOODPECKERSHIT GOAT DICK FUCKER PENISBIRD PISS OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BASTARD GYPSY MAMA MIA DICK TITS DICKHEAD WHORE FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS BRUSH MA TEETH RUSKIE ASS O KURWA! QUEEF PUNANI FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKSTAIN [expletive deleted] DAMN JIZZ GENITALIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK BITCH ASSRAMMER BRITNEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FELCHING BONER BOOBIES BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FELCHMONKEY ASSHOLE SCUMBAG SPANK THE MONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NIGGER TITS SUCK MY COCK SCROTUM FUCKING A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD SHITBALLS HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOBS BATHING SUIT AREA FLYING FUCK WANK COMMUNION WAFER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT GOD DAMMIT WANK HELL DONKEY PUNCHER HELLFUCKER RAT'S ASS I WILL KILL YOU! FASHION BUG DAMN SHITHEAD SHITCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT FLYING FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK O KURWA! POO POO BLOWJOB COCK CHENEY CUNT SHIT EARS OF CHRIST PISS ARTIST TAFFY GOBSHITE SHIT FUCKTARD NAZI NECROPHILIA CLEMEN PIECE OF SHIT TITWANK FROG'S FAT ASS BEAVER ALEX TREBEK NAZI MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD BOOBS FUCKSTAIN HONKY INJUN DOG FUCKER SPIC EPIDIDYMIS JERK OFF PISS UP MY ARSE TITS & DICKS BORDER HOPPER ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO DAMN FUCKFACE ANUSCAKE BONER REDSKIN REDSKIN TITTIES PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DAMNATION JAP DUMBASS ASSFACE HOMO SEMEN CUNT FUCKER FUCK YOU JACKASS POMMIE PUSSY BAD MOTHERFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSCRACK GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PORCH MONKEY VAGINA ASS BLOWJOB MASTURBATION MONKEY SHIT CONDOMS BITCH BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK DICKHEAD SHITE CRAP ON A STICK GOD BLESS AMERICA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DONKEY DICK CRAPMUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU CHIGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT CRAPPER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHAV FUCK NUGGET FRAK LIMEY MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FRITZ CUNT BLOWJOB WANK RHODESIA HELL PENISBIRD BASTARD FUCK BUTTFUCKER VAGINA FROG'S FAT ASS FUDGEPACKER CUNTYMINTS PISS OFF BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOB SAGET NAZI BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD SHITTY BASTARD BUTTFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOBSHITE ASSHAT SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WIENER CLEVELAND STEAMER DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA HO FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER QUEEF GOBSHITE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] POTTYMOUTH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS SLOPE I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE SHIT FUCK OFF ASS DAMN IT GARBAGE DAY! POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN HELL SUNSHINE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK A DUCK SHIT WHITE RIGHTS BITCH BLUE PENIS! RAPE MILF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICK TITS and with the CUNTRAG and his PISS of girraffes in which BOOBS while reading about DOG FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOT HEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COON