Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHIT'WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY!'WANK'SHITTY'PRICK'BITCH'DESU Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FIST FUCK, sudden SHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements VAGINA or PENIS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BONER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNTRAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JIGGABOO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCK CUNTRAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANKER utterFUCKance of socially ALF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette's is DONKEY DICK not to be NIGGER confused with CHICKEN FRIES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITSLINGING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TIMBER NIGGER random LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD disorientation, culturally-GOD DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GREASER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHNNY language, BUGGER OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN IT FUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MY ANUS IS BLEEDING souvenir shoppes and massive RUSKIE quantities FUCK A DUCK of ANAL DIABETES BONG garbage.

Darnit.

A TOSSER Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

The CHIGGER Tourette's DIPSHIT Research Institute was DOUCHEBAG founded to BULLCRAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CAMEL FUCKER article GRAPE PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and pen0r I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FELCHING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BEANER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GANGBANG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PUSSY Tourrette's sufferers GYPSY swear. You can BIRD SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the INBRED bad side of a terrible NIGGER thing.
• The main HOMO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SOD OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PENISPENISPENIS!!! knee FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUTT PIRATE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOU SUCK BALLS

school for DELICIOUS CAKE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become TRANNY manically depressed and BUTT-FOR-BRAINS commit FUCKING A suicide.

• There is no SCROTUM cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SAMUEL L. JACKSON tics often have adverse CUNTSWILLING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LET'S SHIT perodol" which caused my entire DICKLICK body to go FRITZ numb and FIST FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than YUKY DOODY it is without the FUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a TWISTY VAGINA tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHE the BASTARD public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for FUCK NUGGET "hi-jacking" your POOPOO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHAKOPEE this that really KRAUT annoys me. I am working towards a POOPOO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFACE, and making fun of a DAMN IT horrible disorder is (not) DOG FUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TWAT time.

Best I WILL END YOU! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACK ABRAMOFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. WETBACK Regards to Andrew FUCKSTAIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKFACE punch him if you SHITFUCKER want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my SHUT UP, MEG! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FIST FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHICKEN FRIES and DOUCHE NAZI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PENIS BAND WITH 4 DICKLICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOZILLA FIREFOX HORSE! FIST FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FIST FUCK'S HOUSE

How ROSIE O'DONNELL to BIRD SHIT cure GOATSE the INJUN Tourette's WIKIPEDIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHAV for PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! Tourette's FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Syndrome FUCKFACE is DAGO following DICK these FUCKFACE rules JAP in FUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKFACE immature CRAP little GOD DAMMIT kids,
• 2: Count to Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! within HOT GRITS 10 BALL SACKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FAGGOT P'KANG CUNNILINGUS nor CLEVELAND STEAMER talk,
• 4: Tell SHITSLIDE yourself you DOUCHING don't FUCK YOU have INBRED this MOCCASINS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FIST FUCK last straw BASTARD!

I fucking put BOLLOCKS' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSRAMMER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SON OF A BITCH the TOP OF DONKEY PUNCHER THIS BUTTFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TURD offensive. WIENER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DIRTY SANCHEZ people who try WOP to battle ANAL'BUTT PIRATE that tight-ass INBRED 17-year-IN SACREMENT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TITTIES it now, but someone said INBRED' CUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'SHITTING DICK NIPPLES on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TITWANK is a laughing HO matter. Plus there PISS ARTIST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Uncyclopedia, there are POO POO BLOWJOB articles SCUMBAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YUKY DOODY stuff. So TRANNY that means GARBAGE DAY! stop getting mad at the TRANNY first part too and CUNTBUCKET talking about the JUSTIN BIEBER letter that it's FUCKSTAIN mocking (what FLYING FUCK letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian SAND NIGGER hi self WARNER MUSIC GROUP even made a really WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? good point. "It's POOPY nothing more WINDOWS VISTA from a head nod to a DONKEY PUNCHER knee tick". BUTTFUCKER. Which I'll add CRAPPY onto PIGFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAGO suffer that DILDO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BAT FUCK INSANE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BATHING SUIT AREA be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN hilarious. If you BOOBS Want facts, go on MACACA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CRAPFUCKER be offended, don't read BELLEND the freaking FUCKING article anyway.

P'KANG TITMOUSE FROG ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE PISS OFF SHITE

SEMEN FUCK HELL DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS COCK DICKFACE BIG FOOT DOT HEAD PISS OFF MY ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MOCCASINS ARSE ASS BUGGER [expletive deleted] FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD VAGINA ASS ASSCRACK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WHORE SEX DAMN IT SHITCOCK CUNTRAG PISS ARTIST CUM STEVE BALLMER REBECCA BLACK DISSIDENTS KNOBJOCKEY ROSIE O'DONNELL FEWMETS EXTRA LONG PENIS DICK PISS PIKACHU MARGARET THATCHER SPANK THE MONKEY GANGBANG BIRD SHIT BUGGER JESSE McCARTNEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HOSER CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKSTAIN SACRAMENTO ROSES BOOBS GANGBANG DICK TITS POMMIE VAGINA HADJI FUCKSTAIN ORGASM GO HOME AND DIE WALRUS SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES INBRED CLIT CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ BUGFUCK BASTARD CUNTBUCKET SOD OFF ASS FASCIST WIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX COON PUSSYLICKER HONKY POLACK BUGGER FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE TITS & DICKS FUCKING JUMP! NAZI GOD DAMMIT HELL BUKKAKE NIGGER WANK FUCK YOU ASSHAT MARCH OF FLAMES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP NIGGER ASS THERE IS A CABAL PISS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKER CUNT LAPPER BENSON SUCKS ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WETBACK BUTTFUCKER KIKE BUTT PIRATE FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE HELL BITCH SHITCUNTING AMERICAN SPELLING FIST FUCK BEANER PUSSY YID HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS CLUSTERFUCK PISSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKWIT CHAV FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD WANK BALL SACK VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY DAMMIT SHUT UP, MEG! CRIMETHINK COLGATE ASS JAP CLEMEN SHITSKIN BALL SACK SHITFACE PRICK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? STEVE BALLMER PENIS ON A STICK BUGGER SHIT suck my mothers RECTUM RAIDER TESTICLE CHOKE KAFFIR NIGNOG MASTURBATION SHITBALLS BASTARD BITCH SHITFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE ABO BASTARD SHITTY DOG SHIT WIKIPEDIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSHITTER GANGBANG FELLATIO RANDY TRAVIS SHITSLINGING MICK CRAPPY MILF DAMNATION PUSSY WANK COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN PUNANI JOHN ELWAY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA [EXPLETIVE] ASS DYKE JACKASS SHIT AY-AY-AY YOU CRAPMUNCHER TONY LA RUSSA FUCK INJUN BULLSHIT ALEX TREBEK SPUNK FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST BULLCRAP DAMN AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF FRIG ASSHAT GRINGO GOD DAMN NAZI DOUCHE DIPSHIT ORGASM PUSSY NIGGER DUMBASS CTHULHU FHTAGN ASSRAMMER [expletive deleted] YOU WANKER MASTURBATION CHICKEN SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK SHIT SHIT GOBSHITE INBRED FUCKFACE ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JAP VILLAGE DUMP CLUSTERFUCK DOG SHIT DOG FUCKER FUCKING PISS OFF ASSHAT DICKFACE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BALLS ASS CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHING CRAPMUNCHER FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BALL SACK CROTCH WIGGER DICKHEAD BLUMPKIN DOUCHE NAZI SON OF A BITCH MICK GOOK FLYING FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BLUE PENIS! FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CLIT BUKKAKE GREASER ASSRAPING CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER TITS BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HELL ARSE PIECE OF SHIT I LIKE BUSH PISS ARTIST ASSBANDIT P'KANG CRAP ON A STICK GOATSE CUNTING ASSCRACK BOOBS INJUN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMNATION SHITCUNTING DUNE COON PAKI ASSFACE PISSHOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITFUCKER FELCHING TITTYWANK [EXPLETIVE] ASSCRACK BOOBS CHENEY CUNT PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FEWMETS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUM BIBLE BASHER BITCH BITCH PAKI RAT'S COCK SEX FUCKING BASTARD SHIT AMERICA ONLINE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCK FUCKBAG CUNT WANK YOU WANKER SHITE FUCK suck my mothers DIPSHIT GOD DAMN ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER CROTCH ASSFACE BULLSHIT FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WIKIPEDIA JENKEM SHIT PUSSY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CRAPMUNCHER FELCHMONKEY CHOAD KISSER BUGGER OFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCK OFF TOSSER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DUMBASS SACRAMENTO SHITTY ORGASM JENKEM FUCK FUCK OFF FUCK A DUCK I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT SHIT FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF BUKKAKE [expletive deleted] COMMUNISM IS STUPID BUTTFUCKER THERE IS A CABAL CHAV FEWMETS GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD SAND NIGGER SEMEN ARSE BLOWJOB ART METAL PRODUCTS DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BELLEND BEANER FAG BATMAN & ROBIN PIECE OF SHIT PENIS DICK BUTT-HEAD YOU WANKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISS ARTIST CHOAD DUNE COON NAZI SAMUEL L. JACKSON RANDY TRAVIS DUNE COON ASSFACE FUCKER FUCK OFF PEEPEE DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD NAZI BITCH PRICK CUNTBUCKET GOD BLESS AMERICA BIRD SHIT PEDOPHILIA TWAT CHIGGER SHITFACE COON [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCK OFF WANK CLEMEN BLUMPKIN JACK OFF FELLATIO ORGASM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIG FENCE JUMPER PENIS SEX DUMBASS JIZZ HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PEDOPHILIA NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT KRAUT ABO GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS TOWELHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POTTYMOUTH CONAN O'BRIAN GOBSHITE DOUCHE AY-AY-AY FUCKING A CONDOMS SHITFUCKER RAPE WIGGER FUCK JOHNNY FAG VAGINA ORGASM BASTARD PISS GANGBANG FUCKTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD TOWELHEAD FUCK OFF TWAT SHITTY SHITE FUCKING ANAL DIABETES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ORGASM SHITE CUNT BELGIUM SHIT GARBAGE DAY! DUMBASS CROTCH ALF RANDY TRAVIS ARSE WHORE FUCKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS ASSWIPE SOD SHITHEAD KIDDY FIDDLER WEHATEMARIO WIENER PISSHOLE NIGGER FUCK OFF PISS OFF NAZI DAMN COCKSMOKER KAFFIR PIG FUCKING BASEBALL RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN SHITSKIN RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER TITWANK pen0r KNOBJOCKEY FUDGEPACKER SHIT PIG BITCH SHITE FUCK YOU CUNTBUCKET MOLDY TITS FEMADOM BITCH LIMEY RUSKIE ASS PUSSY DONKEY DICK YOU WANKER DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE PISS ARTIST JAP PORCH MONKEY TRANNY OSTRICH MY ASS ANUSCAKE DYKE DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKTARD TRANNY SOD OFF DOUCHE NAZI JACKASS JACK OFF SHAKOPEE MACACA BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT PEARL NECKLACE SHITBALLS MARGARET THATCHER DICKLICK TITTYWANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COCKSHITTER NIPPLES JIZZ CRAPMUNCHER PISS SEX TOWELHEAD JAP SHITCOCK SHITE CONAN O'BRIAN EAT MY SHIT! BUGGER FUCK OFF [expletive deleted] WANK WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNNILINGUS COCK DOUCHING ASSHAT POMMIE DICK SHITFACE ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD SHIT CHOLERA IS FUN! MOTHERFUCKER TITS & DICKS ORGASM RAT'S COCK SEX NIGGER ASSBANDIT GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS CHUFF CONDOMS WANK MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS TRANNY DICK TITS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK TITTYWANK FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKLICK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BEAVER FRITZ SHIT FLYING FUCK CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER WHORE SHITPISSER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CRAPMUNCHER SCROTUM INBRED RAPE DAMNATION SCUMBUCKET YOU WANKER WOP ASSWIPE I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK STEVE BALLMER BEANER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CAMEL JOCKEY NECROPHILIA DICKHEAD AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS SLOPE HELL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BITCH CUNT WANK PISS OFF SEMEN POTTYMOUTH CUNTYMINTS LAKE TITICACA BELGIUM SHITE DICKLICK SHITE I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS FOUR-EYES WILLY WONKA VAGINA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GANGBANG COCKSUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GO COUNT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER BULLSHIT WIENER CRAP ON A STICK PISS PISSHOLE BITCH SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER DICK BLOWJOB SHIT LIKE A HORSE WIENER SEX CUNTRAG HOMO RAPE FEATURED DICK BALL SACK MASTURBATION NIGGER CHUFF FELLATIO DICKFACE JACKASS NI BOOBS DOM DeLUISE POMMIE GOD DAMMIT DUNE COON GOD DAMMIT ORGASM BEAVER FUCK OFF DICK TITS RAPE CUNTYMINTS SCUMBAG GRAPE PENIS BOON ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA REBECCA BLACK SPANK THE MONKEY BASTARD DILDO TACO FUCK BASTARD SHITBALLS CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS OFF BUGFUCK DICKHEAD DICKLICK FUCKWIT I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKSTAIN BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX UIGURS ARSE DICK BUNG-HOLE BITCH [expletive deleted] WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! YOU WANKER HELLFIRE CRAP PISS OFF FRIG HEIL HITLER! SHITFUCKER DAMN BIGNOSE FUCKING DICKFACE NECROPHILIA PISS OFF FROG ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BASTARD HOMO VAGINA HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE BASTARD FUCKTARD CHOAD BITCH DAMN WANKER TITS FUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COCKSHITTER SEX ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JACK OFF LOLCAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! WANK BLUMPKIN FUCK YOU DOG SHIT PUSSY BLOWJOB TAMPON IN MY ASS DOUCHEBAG SHITPISSER FUCK SHITE DICKLICK DYKE CRAPFUCKER HAIL SATAN! LICK PUSSY CHOAD JACK ABRAMOFF AY-AY-AY SHIT OUT OF MY DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FEMADOM ASS FASCIST NIPPLES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FELLATIO FUCK NUGGET SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN FUCKFACE PISS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH BOB SAGET BULLCRAP FUCK OFF FUCKING A BITCH JIGGABOO JACKASS SHIT BUTT-HEAD FUCK DAMN DICK NAZI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COON SHITCUNTING TITS RAT'S COCK O CANADA PISS ARTIST BUGGER HENTAI SHITFUCKER PEEPEE AMERICA ONLINE BUNG-HOLE DICK CAMEL FUCKER FUCK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER DAGO FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE JACKASS pen0r TITS DOUCHE FUCKING JUMP! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SCUMBUCKET FUCKING ASSFACE PECKERHEAD CHICKEN SHIT WANK FASHION BUG SUGARTITS ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE JAP JERK OFF SHITE WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE WIENER ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAGO FUCKING A ALEX TREBEK SHITE GOD DAMN TOSSER PRICK NECROPHILIA JACKASS BOON SCUMBAG GENITALIA CHOAD EXTRA LONG PENIS SPICY CUNT FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKBAG CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK OFF BITCH VOTE GARBAGE DAY! DOUCHE FEMADOM SECOND BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU SAND NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD WANK CLUSTERFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT CHOAD TITS TAMPONS TENTACLE RAPE BASTARD NIPPLES CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITCOCK DAMMIT NIPPLES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD STUB CUM RANDY TRAVIS FLYING FUCK DOUCHEBAG HOMO COON BUTT PIRATE ASSFACE ORGASM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAPFUCKER FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS BUKKAKE YOU WANKER COCKSMOKER BASTARD ASS THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITFUCKER BALLS COCK BOOBIES RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE WANK OSTRICH MY ASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FROG BULLCRAP CRACKER FRENCH TICKLER DAMN WANK DICKWAD NAZI RAPE ANAL ARSE PENIS ON A STICK WANK BALLS SHITCOCK BOOBS TWAT RAPE MARCH OF FLAMES CUNTRAG COMMUNIST DILDO CONDOMS FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO HENTAI FUCK A DUCK GOOK SHITE YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS ASSHOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK [Insert yet another person's name here] DICKFACE TURD CHICKEN SHIT SHIT EPIDIDYMIS JIZZ CUNT SHITE ARSE YOUR MOM DYKE BOON TOSSER SEMEN FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT ASSFACE BALL SACK SCUMBUCKET FUCKING DOG SHIT COCKSUCKER CARPET MUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT GREASER TITTIES GYPSY CRAP FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER PISS NIGGER CHOAD ALEX TREBEK DOUCHEBAG ASS BITCH BAT FUCK INSANE BENCH PRESS DAMN DICKFACE GOOK BULLSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSWIPE CANNED QUOTE CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE WINDOWS VISTA GANGBANG TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKHEAD BALLS ASS FRITZ DOUCHEBAG SHIT DAMMIT FLYING FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CLEVELAND STEAMER BOLLOCKS ASS AMERICA ONLINE TUBA DUMBASS JIGGABOO MARGARET THATCHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT FUCKFACE CRAP CUNNILINGUS WANKER WALRUS SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACKASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTTFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CRACKER CLUSTERFUCK ASS MILF DESU STRAWBERRY ASS CHENEY BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER LAKE TITICACA HELL FELCHING CHENEY ASSFACE PIGFUCKER PUNANI FALSE BENSON FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICKFACE BALLS JACKASS MALL SANTA MOCCASINS FUCKFACE LAKE TITICACA I'LL RAPE YOU SHAKOPEE PISS FUCK FUCKHEAD [Insert yet another person's name here] BITCH ASSCRACK TWAT WIENER HADJI ASSCRACK NEGRO VAGINA FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK SHITHEAD SHITFACE FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS DONKEY DICK RAT'S COCK TESTICLE CHOKE SHITFUCKER MAMA MIA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PENISBIRD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive VENEREAL DISEASE and with the OLD CHRIST OF A and his RAPE of girraffes in which HELL while reading about OH SHI–!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUTT-FOR-BRAINS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FRIG