Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUDGEPACKER'CROTCH'CRACKER'EXTRA LONG PENIS'SHITE'ASSHAT'NEGRO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITTIES or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EMO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISSHOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHOOP DA WHOOP utterFUCKance of socially YOUR MOM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAT'S ASS television programs to address FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

PISS Tourette's is BASTARD not to be FUCKTARD confused with DOG SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COMMUNIST DILDO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTTFUCKER random FEWMETS disorientation, culturally-SHITHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth 666 outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BIG FOOT language, NAZI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKSTAIN quantities DILDO of ANAL DIABETES FELLATIO garbage.

Darnit.

A DARTH VADER Polite Note to the BALLS Author:

The CLEMEN Tourette's POLESMOKER Research Institute was CAUCASIANS founded to JACKASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DIPSHIT article POLESMOKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POLESMOKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YOU WANKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PENISPENISPENIS!!!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DILDO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Tourrette's sufferers POLESMOKER swear. You can MONKEY'S UNCLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKER thing.
• The main FROG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACKASS knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKING A no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSRAMMER school for PRICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DILDO sufferers to become BUTTFUCKER manically depressed and SOD commit TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! suicide.
• There is no GOD DAMMIT cure, and the PICKANINNY drugs that are available to, "calm" the HORSE SHIT tics often have adverse GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BIBLE BASHER perodol" which caused my entire BANGKOK body to go DICK numb and BRUSH MA TEETH basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the PUSSY drug.

I am an active member of a ASSWIPE tourette syndrome HORSE SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the CLIT public view of Tourettes as a "YOU WANKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FRIG sorry for LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITFUCKER this that really POO POO BLOWJOB annoys me. I am working towards a ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PORCUPINE'S BALLS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a FELLATIO horrible disorder is (not) FUCK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GIVING HEAD time.

Best BUGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PIECE OF SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an GOOGLE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CULT OF THE DEAD COW degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “TIENANMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Regards to Andrew BOOBS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The BOOBS bastard who wrote this article. You can SOAPY TITWANK punch him if you DELICIOUS CAKE want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKER saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my DICKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FRIG and FUCKTARD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING A music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COON BAND WITH 4 CLIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FELCHING HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How FUCKTARD to PENISFUCK cure FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK the VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's SHITPISSER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHINK for GOBSHITE Tourette's FUCKING JUMP! Syndrome PENIS ON A STICK is TITS following CRAPMUNCHER these YOU WANKER rules DICKFACE in WANKER order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKING A immature SHITTY little POLACK kids,
• 2: Count to MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE within FAGGOT 10 DIPSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CRAP WIKIPEDIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

nor MONKEY BALLS talk,

• 4: Tell DICK IN A BOX yourself you CRACKER don't MALARKY have REDSKIN this BOLLOCKS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CROTCH WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NAZI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw FUCKING!

I fucking put CUNNILINGUS' my comment at the TOP OF THE JOHNNY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAGHEAD the TOP OF DICK THIS MARY WHITEHOUSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ANAL offensive. ANAL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOD DAMN people who try JAP to battle PRICK'DONGSHOVER that tight-ass FEWMETS 17-year-PISS OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIHILISM it now, but someone said DAMN' ASSHAT BENCH PRESS'WALRUS SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DIRTY SANCHEZ is a laughing HORSE PENIS matter. Plus there 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are CLEVELAND STEAMER articles MARGARET THATCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POMMIE stuff. So FUCK that means YOUR MOM stop getting mad at the GIVING HEAD first part too and I'LL RAPE YOU talking about the FUCKHEAD letter that it's MALL SANTA mocking (what ANAL DIABETES letter? I don't even know what EPIDIDYMIS the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOTHERFUCKER hi self FUCKTARD even made a really DICKWAD good point. "It's BEANER nothing more SHITSKIN from a head nod to a ASSHOLE knee tick". WANKSPLAT. Which I'll add DUMBASS onto DOUCHEBAG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAGO suffer that TWO-INCH PENIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FLYING FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLAMING ASS BADGER be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you BALL SACK Want facts, go on SCROTUM Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITSLIDE be offended, don't read FUCKSTAIN the freaking PISS ARTIST article anyway.

DICK SHITHEAD CUNTBUCKET BUTTFUCKER CUNT BEANER [expletive deleted] [Insert swear here] BASTARD BITCH

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CUNT DICKHEAD NICARAGUA PENIS FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD TAFFY RUSKIE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKTARD HELLFIRE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BONG SHIT CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL POOPY FUCKFACE BITCH [expletive deleted] FEWMETS SHIT GOD DAMMIT SPIC WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S COCK BATHING SUIT AREA GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY VAGINA CUNT VAGINA FRIG CHICKEN SHIT SHIT FUCKHEAD CRAPPY TWAT DICKWAD YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST DAMN POLAK ASSHOLE EARS OF CHRIST PIGFUCKER DAMNATION BATHING SUIT AREA FRED PHELPS CUM FUCK CHIGGER PISS JIGGABOO VAGINA DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER FIRECROTCH PICKANINNY BITCH BUTTFUCKER DEVELOPERS! DIRTY SANCHEZ MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS BANGKOK HORSE SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITE FUCKSTAIN ANAL ASS DOUCHING ASSFACE CUNT HONKY BALLS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! LET'S SHIT FUCKING DEVELOPERS! WANK NIGGER TOWELHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FEWMETS SPANK THE MONKEY SHITE FUCKSTAIN GOATSE FUCK BEAVER JESSE McCARTNEY TWAT ASSHAT MOZILLA FIREFOX BONG BIRD SHIT INCEST HAIL SATAN! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT SHIT CROTCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK JACKASS SHIT CUNTBUCKET PENISPENISPENIS!!! BITCH FUCKTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BUTT PIRATE NECROPHILIA CROTCH TOWELHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS ANAL CLEMEN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SPIC BOOBS WHORE GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS OFF DAMNATION SHITSLINGING DYKE WHORE HO WANK BLUMPKIN ASSFACE HELL FUCKER NEGRO CLEMEN POMMIE ANAL NEGRO DICKHEAD TITMOUSE REDSKIN HORSE SHIT DARTH VADER 666 DUMBASS HELL FIRECROTCH VENEREAL DISEASE FRAK HELL CHICKEN FRIES CHING CHONG CHINK DOM DeLUISE DICKFACE BOLLOCKS FUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JERK OFF TAMPONS FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD RECTUM RAIDER TURD FUCKING MARGARET THATCHER MASTURBATION BONER CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMN PISS DOUCHING SHAKOPEE O KURWA! TITS & DICKS SHIT BEANER NIGGER ASS WIENER SHITSKIN PIGFUCKER ORGASM SPUNK PENIS FUDGEPACKER HONKY PUSSY PIG CRAPMUNCHER POLESMOKER MILF SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER BRITNEY JIZZ HONKY FRAK FUCK HAIL SATAN! FAG CRAP CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCUMBAG 666 NAZI VAGINA FOUR-EYES NICARAGUA SUCK A BIG DICK THONG TASTER BUTT PIRATE DUMBASS CUNT NAZI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BEAVER EMO CUNT YID FUCKTARD ASSFACE TAMPONS DUNE COON BITCH YOU SUCK BALLS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COCK THONG TASTER BUGGER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PISS I RAPE WALRUSES! GARBAGE DAY! VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN HELL SEMEN SHIT HEIL HITLER! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK BOOBIES FUCKWIT NIGGER INCEST PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE FIST FUCK BIBLE BASHER FUCKHEAD TITTIES BEAVER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIENER DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY SHITCUNTING CHAV CHOAD HONKY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS CHOAD KISSER PISSHOLE NIGGER DIPSHIT COCKGOBLIN BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD RUSTY TROMBONE FAGGOT CUNT BIGNOSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PENIS CRAP SHIT BULLSHIT BELLEND HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD DYKE FUCK OFF HELL ASSFACE CHOAD CLEMEN DIPSHIT SEX BULLSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NIGGER COCK PISS FUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH CUNT CRAPPER GO COUNT YOUR DICK SUCK MY COCK AAAAAAAAA! SHITFACE ARSEBADGERS FUCKHEAD LONGCAT IS LONG JERK OFF DAMN SCUMBAG DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT POLESMOKER NI GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSRAPING JOHN SMILEY FACE BULLSHIT HELL ARSE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DELICIOUS CAKE ANUSCAKE BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELL GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKFACE FUCKING SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY RAT'S ASS FUCK SAND NIGGER PRICK MILF BAT FUCK INSANE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CROTCH BULLSHIT FUCK SCUMBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SOD OFF ANAL STEVE BALLMER TAFFY BUTT PIRATE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MASTURBATION SHIT FUCK OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT ROSIE O'DONNELL BOLLOCKS BRUSH MA TEETH SHIT CUM DYKE KIKE FUCKING A BASTARD BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SPIC UIGURS CHIGGER BOOBS FUCK D'OH URINE-GARGLING GOBSHITE WOODPECKERSHIT SHITE DOUCHE DAMMIT BATHING SUIT AREA SCUMBAG WIENER INBRED ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BONER THONG TASTER JIZZ POLACK IT'S OVER 9000! COCK PRICK D'OH SHIT SHITTY RAGHEAD FEATURED CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHEBAG HELL CRAPMUNCHER HOSER FUCK OFF YOU WANKER FEWMETS DAMN ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY CRAPMUNCHER YOGHURT CANNON PISS OFF FUCKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY PIG VENEREAL DISEASE JIGGABOO PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK OFF JACKASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PENIS ON A STICK BRUSH MA TEETH LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD WHORE CONDOMS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BONER NIGNOG DUNE COON HENTAI TWAT O CANADA DAMN BASTARD JACK OFF LICK PUSSY

HORSE SHIT FUCK FUCK A DUCK CHINK HOMO GRINGO CHINK SHITE FUCKHEAD LICK PUSSY CUNT SHIT FUCKFACE BITCH SHITHEAD RAPE REBECCA BLACK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER TOTAL WANK BIRD SHIT BANGKOK AUTOFELLATIO ASS Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive VAGINA and with the RAPE and his VENEREAL DISEASE of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about FELLATIO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• STEVE BALLMER