Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPANK THE MONKEY'PEDOPHILIA'PUSSYLICKER'FUCKTARD'NEGRO'HORSE SHIT'CRAP Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK YOU neurochemical FUCK disorder BAD MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICKFACE, sudden TITWANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BEANER or LIKE FATHER LIKE SON vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIRTY SANCHEZ in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUGARTITS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITS & DICKS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POO POO BLOWJOB KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially FAG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COCKSTUFFER television programs to address BANGKOK Tourette's syndrome.

FRIG Tourette's is MOZILLA FIREFOX not to be suck my mothers confused with suck my mothers Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FRIG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING random MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-DELICIOUS CAKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FENCE JUMPER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ART METAL PRODUCTS language, JENKEM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FRAK NECROPHILIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HENTAI souvenir shoppes and massive DICKHEAD quantities NIGNOG of ANAL DIABETES MILF garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNTYMINTS Polite Note to the YOU WANKER Author:

The CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's TOSSER Research Institute was ARSE founded to WANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article PIECE OF SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSWIPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN IT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSBANDIT Tourrette's sufferers FIRECROTCH swear. You can TACO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TV, for always focusing on the SMEG bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
• The main FUDGEPACKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POOPOO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSBANDIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHOOP DA WHOOP cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BITCH school for MACACA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHIGGER sufferers to become DUMBASS manically depressed and SUCK MY COCK commit SCUMBAG suicide.
• There is no DICK TITS cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKSUCKER tics often have adverse SCROTUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITCOCK perodol" which caused my entire BORDER HOPPER body to go PICKANINNY numb and REDSKIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than FAGGOT it is without the FUCKING A drug.

I am an active member of a WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? tourette syndrome SUNSHINE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GIVING HEAD the pen0r public view of Tourettes as a "DICK CHICKEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NORTH KOREA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAGO sorry for PISS "hi-jacking" your FUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LENS CRAFTERS this that really SHITTING DICK NIPPLES annoys me. I am working towards a WEHATEMARIO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITCUNTING, and making fun of a BUTTFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGGER time.

Best MASTURBATION regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an GOOGLE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. GRAPE PENIS Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The FUCKING A bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS LICKER punch him if you NEGRO want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF SHIT saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my JACKASS SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TURD and PISS ARTIST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I AM CORNHOLIO! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CRAPMUNCHER BAND WITH 4 BRUSH MA TEETH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! DICKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICKFACE'S HOUSE

How LOGJAMMER to DICK cure WIKIPEDIA the FUCKING A Tourette's GO HOME AND DIE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGGER for JACKASS Tourette's SHITPISSER Syndrome BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER is MOCKIE following VAGINA these CUNT rules YOU in TOWELHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid GOAT DICK immature TENTACLE RAPE little FUCKSTAIN kids,
• 2: Count to COCK within ASSBANDIT 10 FUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DYKE BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT nor BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell FENCE JUMPER yourself you RAT'S COCK don't FUCKTARD have BANGKOK this FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGNOG WITH NASTY SHITHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICKFACE last straw GANGBANG!

I fucking put TITTIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOOK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANKSPLAT the TOP OF DOG SHIT THIS FUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT LIKE A HORSE offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FU SPANG people who try POLESMOKER to battle BAD MOTHERFUCKER'CONDOMS that tight-ass BOOBS 17-year-BOOBIES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TITS it now, but someone said YOU WANKER' SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS'GO HOME AND DIE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITE is a laughing INBRED matter. Plus there PEDOPHILIA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHOAD Uncyclopedia, there are CHOAD articles FUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCK stuff. So SOD OFF that means LET'S SHIT stop getting mad at the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT first part too and FLYING RAT'S ASS talking about the SOD OFF letter that it's ASSFACE mocking (what CROTCH letter? I don't even know what LAKE TITICACA the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self CRAPPY even made a really CUM good point. "It's ROSIE O'DONNELL nothing more RAGHEAD from a head nod to a SHITFUCKER knee tick". BORDER HOPPER. Which I'll add JENKEM onto JACKASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHING suffer that CONSENSUS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SUITCASE PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITWANK be, because if I were a SHITSKIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITS & DICKS hilarious. If you WANK Want facts, go on DOUCHE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read COCKSMOKER the freaking FUCKSTAIN article anyway.

FEATURED GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHE PUSSY TOTAL ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTT-HOLE SHITE BANGKOK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING A DOG FUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHIT DICKFACE PRICK SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT SEMEN BATHING SUIT AREA SHITTY CUNT CHENEY ASSFACE ASS SHIT INBRED NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FAG MARGARET THATCHER PRICK CUNTBUCKET SCUMBAG SPUNK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JACKASS SHIT CUM TAMPONS COMMUNION WAFER KIKE SHITE BLOWJOB ASS PRICK SHIT PUSSY CUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSCRACK BULLSHIT TAIWAN TIT DIRT CLEMEN MOZILLA FIREFOX BIRD SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT CLEMEN HAIL SATAN! DAMN IT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICKFACE GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE SHITTY BUGFUCK EDITABLE DYK GOD DAMN MASTURBATION JIGGABOO WOODPECKERSHIT MALARKY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSWIPE O KURWA! ASSFACE PUSSY YOU WANKER ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX GO HOME AND DIE PISS ARTIST MACACA SACRAMENTO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TRANNY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSHAT RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST MASTURBATION FUCK PISS FUCK OFF IN SACREMENT DICK DOG FUCKER RAT'S COCK TIMBER NIGGER SHITFUCKER BASTARD DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! SPIC PUSSYLICKER ORGASM DOUCHEBAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS OFF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TRANNY CUNT CRAPPER FRENCH TICKLER THIS IS SPARTA! [expletive deleted] MONKEY SHIT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! WANK LAKE TITICACA WANKSPLAT TWAT ASSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD DAMN IT JACKASS CLEVELAND STEAMER KNOBJOCKEY BITCH DICKWAD DOUCHEBAG BELGIUM FUCK SHITPISSER BONER ASSWIPE FUCK YOU COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WANK HAIL SATAN! FUCK ASSWIPE DICKHEAD FUCK DOUCHING FROG'S FAT ASS JIZZ P'KANG FUCK OFF PRICK SHIT KIKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ARSE FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT NIPPLES ASS FAGGOT PENIS SEX HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE DOM DeLUISE FAG KIKE CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST KIKE SHITE DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE [expletive deleted] DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER TURD TAMPONS NIGGER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA AY-AY-AY SHIT FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BASTARD MONKEY SHIT ALEX TREBEK PEDOPHILIA BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE PISS SEX SEX TURD SCUMBAG BUTTFUCKER BUGFUCK SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD DAGO I WILL KILL YOU! RUSTY TROMBONE JACKASS SHIT D'OH SCUMBAG BULLSHIT BULLSHIT CUNTSWILLING EMO PENIS NAZI FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD DOT HEAD RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING SOD OFF YOUR MOM MOCKIE JIZZ DAMNED TABERNACLE TAFFY MILF CHENEY DOUCHE NAZI TITWANK DOUCHETITS BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FENCE JUMPER SHITHEAD PRICK POWERSHIT GO HOME AND DIE DAMN MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT RAPE FUCKTARD PISS OFF BITCH DOG SHIT I WILL END YOU! DOUCHING MALL SANTA ASSHOLE SHITE THONG TASTER PISS POLACK WOMEN'S RIGHTS REDSKIN FUCKBAG FAGGOT POOPY CUNTSWILLING VENEREAL DISEASE JAP BUTTFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS LICKER VAGINA SHITSLIDE DAMN PENIS SEMEN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK KRAUT DUMBASS CLIT SHITSLINGING ASS PEEPEE FRITZ NIGGER SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK SHITFACE ASS PISSHOLE CHOAD SHIT ARSE INBRED INBRED SHIT HORSE PENIS SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT PRICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN HELL KEEP WANK BITCH JACKASS SHIT DAMN IT JESSE McCARTNEY BUTTFUCKER GRAPE PENIS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASS JOHNNY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GENITALIA DOUCHE DONALD RUMSFELD BASTARD NI RAT'S COCK BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE SHIT FUCK ORGASM LIMEY WOP FUCK PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD CUNNILINGUS TITTYWANK CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT GOBSHITE WANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES WANK BUTT PIRATE TESTICLE CHOKE suck my mothers BUTT PIRATE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKHEAD JACK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BEANER DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD BUGGER INBRED BIRD SHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FUCKWIT DAMMIT MASTURBATION DONKEY DICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JACK ABRAMOFF DICK P'KANG ORGASM JACKASS SHITCUNTING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! REDNECK MILF DOUCHING PISS OFF MY ASS PRICK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITPISSER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS PUSSY VENEREAL DISEASE POTTYMOUTH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GANGBANG HELL Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DOUCHE ASS FASCIST BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISS FEMADOM ASSHOLE DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKFACE WANK BUTT-HOLE RAPE ORGASM BENCH PRESS CHRISTHUMPER VENEREAL DISEASE GREASER I'LL RAPE YOU QUEEF MALARKY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT FRIENDS FUCKWIT SHITHEAD PRICK BULLCRAP I'LL RAPE YOU HELL WIGGER CRAPMUNCHER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCKSTAIN MONKEY BALLS SAND NIGGER SHITE SHIT LIKE A HORSE MACACA CUM SOD OFF SHITTY GOD DAMMIT NIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOM DeLUISE FLYING FUCK ABO PISSHOLE FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER SEX DARTH VADER SON OF A BITCH SHIT WANK CUNT BUGFUCK DICKHEAD DICK TITS CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT SHITE TWO-INCH PENIS INBRED DOUCHE VENEREAL DISEASE WANK HOT GRITS ASSHAT ANAL DIABETES FUCKING NAZI CUNNILINGUS PUNANI ASSWIPE CUNT BIRD SHIT HYPERINFLATION DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS YID SEX SHITHEAD MOCCASINS BATHING SUIT AREA POOPOO FIST FUCK DICKLICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNT COON FRAK SHITHEAD INCEST FLAMING ASS BADGER JESSE McCARTNEY WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS SAGGY TITS BUNG-HOLE JACKASS DAMN IT RAPE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA BANGKOK GOD DAMN FUCK MASTURBATION TIT SPRINKLES FUCKSTAIN JAP 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS HELL DOT HEAD MICK DAMN FUCK SHITSKIN YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE HELLFIRE PISS OFF SHITSKIN BASEBALL TAMPONS WANK HOT GRITS CUNT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK GOD DAMMIT NIGNOG MASTURBATION DICKLICK ORGASM LOLCAT TWO-INCH PENIS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CROTCH FRIG FAGGOT DAMN COCK CAMEL FUCKER CUNT FLYING FUCK COON DIPSHIT MAMA MIA FRENCH TICKLER DOG FUCKER FUCKFACE SHITBALLS DAMN GOD DAMMIT PISS GENITALIA ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK CRACKER BUKKAKE INBRED CAMEL FUCKER RAT'S ASS NAZI CUNT CRAPPER CUNT BUGFUCK PENISBIRD TIMBER NIGGER SHIT SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER BIBLE BASHER DAMN IT GO HOME AND DIE BONER WANK FUCK NUGGET SHITE DICKFACE FELLATIO BOLLOCKS JACKASS BITCH MONASTERIES SHITSLIDE FUCKING STRAWBERRY ASS MOLDY TITS SHIT JACK OFF OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE DOUCHE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE CHICKEN FRIES JERK OFF REBECCA BLACK SHIT GENITALIA BALLS FEWMETS DAMN FUCK NUGGET D'OH BIRD IN THE HOUSE ANAL SOD HELL PEEPEE NORTH KOREA NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SCUMBAG FUCKER CUNTRAG PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT GANGBANG HOT GRITS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK VENEREAL DISEASE FLAMING ASS BADGER CC PLZ WOP TWAT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT ABO WHORE BOOBS CUNT CLEMEN FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD LOLCAT JACKASS SHITE CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS WANK PENIS FUCKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GIVING HEAD BUGGER OFF AMERICA ONLINE SHITPISSER MOCCASINS FUCKING A GOD DAMN KNOBJOCKEY FASHION BUG NAZI BELLEND BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HELL HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT TAFFY DICK TITS MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BOB SAGET BALL SACK SHITCUNTING BEAVER FUCKING A NIGGER DONKEY DICK ASS TONY LA RUSSA CHENEY 666 BONER COON ASSHAT WIGGER FUCK CUNT NIGGER RAT'S COCK BORDER HOPPER CRACKER PIGFUCKER BUTT PIRATE CHINK FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JIZZ EXTRA LONG PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL FRENCH TICKLER MILF MASTURBATION I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMMIT HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH CHENEY ARSE NIGGER GOD DAMMIT DAMN ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING BIGNOSE HO POMMIE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOLLOCKS BITCH SHITTY SAGGY TITS ASSBANDIT POLAK DAMN DICKHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THONG TASTER SAND NIGGER ANAL FUCK OFF GOD DAMN EMO HELL TITTYWANK GARBAGE DAY! POLAK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YID FUCKING BUKKAKE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS RUSKIE ASSCRACK DAMN PISS OFF BRUSH MA TEETH ASSCRACK CARPET MUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN SHIT SHIT WHORE BELGIUM [expletive deleted] I'LL RAPE YOU HOLY DUMB FUCK BANGKOK I AM CORNHOLIO! JACKASS O KURWA! FUCKTARD RAPE SEMEN TRANNY DOUCHE DAMN PRICK HO BUTT PIRATE DAMN CHUFF FUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH GARBAGE DAY! GREASER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TAFFY PIECE OF SHIT CONSENSUS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MONKEY BALLS PISS ARTIST CONAN O'BRIAN DOUCHING FUCK GANGBANG DICKHEAD FUCK CHOAD BUGFUCK INBRED FELLATIO CUNT ARSEBADGERS RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY DICK DAMNATION CUNT NI NEGRO FUCKBAG GOD BLESS AMERICA NAZI HELL CHOAD KISSER AMERICA ONLINE PENIS I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE CROTCH HO DOUCHE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOD DAMMIT JIGGABOO COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD SPUNK BUTTFUCKER ORGASM GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSWIPE COCK NEOPETS POO POO BLOWJOB BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT GANGBANG FELCHING SPANK THE MONKEY ARSEBADGERS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT PRINCE PHILIP FUCKER TACO DICKHEAD BITCH CUNT CUNNILINGUS SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE TWAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKER DAMN SLOPE SEX DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT TWAT SHITE HELL TWAT INCEST FEMADOM PIGFUCKER NIGGER NIGGER TWAT INJUN BASTARD FUCK AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD FELLATIO SEMEN ASSHOLE SEX SUGARTITS DOT HEAD ASSHOLE BUTT PIRATE KRAUT DAMN GRINGO RAPE TUBA NAZI NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BASTARD ASSCRACK NI BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KAFFIR AUTOFELLATIO FU SPANG GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS DYKE DAMN IT HO ORGASM DICKHEAD BITCH POMMIE POTTYMOUTH JOHN ELWAY SAND NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY LENS CRAFTERS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FOUR-EYES CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DEVELOPERS! MOCCASINS JIZZ FUCKFACE SIGMUND FREUD DOG SHIT SHIT FUCK OFF FRITZ BITCH DUMBASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SPUNK PIGFUCKER MOCCASINS DICKLICK CUNT LIMEY FELLATIO SHITHEAD BLOWJOB FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK PISS NECROPHILIA I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY DOUCHEBAG HITLER BOON GOD DAMN BEAVER FUCK OFF HAIL SATAN! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK FUCK YOU DONGSHOVER SHITPISSER INBRED DICKHEAD CHINK BLUE PENIS! SCROTUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER ANAL JAP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKER SPIC FAG GOOK MALARKY GENITALIA DICK CHICKEN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GOD DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSHOLE DELICIOUS CAKE BIRD SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS NAZI SCUMBAG JERK OFF BULLSHIT SHITTY SCROTUM GENITALIA TACO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PISS RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER FUCKER SCUMBUCKET CHOAD FROG SHIT BALLS SHITBALLS POMMIE DICK TITS CUNT TWAT SHITTY FRITZ RAT'S COCK NIPPLES DAMN GOD DAMN BEANER TOWELHEAD SUGARTITS SCROTUM SHIT BUTT-HOLE FUCK NUGGET SHIT TITS BUGFUCK FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! EPIDIDYMIS GENITALIA SHIT YOUR MOM BONER JACKASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT POOPY RAPE SAGGY TITS NICARAGUA SHIT ASSHAT HELL FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HOMO CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITCOCK PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] THONG TASTER NECROPHILIA MASTURBATION VAGINA DAMN INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! BASTARD PAKI PEARL NECKLACE BITCH CUNT CUNNILINGUS DOG FUCKER DICKFACE RAT'S COCK VENEREAL DISEASE DILDO PUSSYLICKER BUKKAKE LET'S SHIT MASTURBATION TOTAL CUNTSWILLING BIG FOOT COON CHING CHONG CHINK JIZZ DOT HEAD BASTARD DIPSHIT VAGINA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSRAPING SHITE ASSFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CC PLZ RHODESIA FRITZ TAMPONS FUCKSTAIN DARTH VADER BLUMPKIN FUCKSTAIN TITS PISS ARTIST MILF NAZI 666 CUNT CRAPPER RAT'S COCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FELCHING INCEST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PICKANINNY RECTUM RAIDER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TOWELHEAD BEANER TITMOUSE BLOWJOB DAMN DOODIE HEAD BAT FUCK INSANE PICKANINNY SEX INBRED ASS PIECE OF SHIT SPIC ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK PUSSYLICKER GOOK YOU WANKER BULLSHIT BASTARD POOPOO FUCKING FUCKWIT ORGASM CUNT ASSFACE SHIT DOT HEAD BASTARD CUNNILINGUS BITCH CHAV TRANNY LOLCAT DONKEY PUNCHER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WIGGER SHIT NICARAGUA ARSE SHITTY SHITCOCK TIENANMEN SQUARE CHUFF CUNTBUCKET COCKGOBLIN SHIT ANUSCAKE SHITFACE SHITE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the LET'S SHIT and his YOU WANKER of girraffes in which FELCHING while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BLOWJOB