Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TACO'MOTHERFUCKER'ASSWIPE'FUCKHEAD'CONDOMS'SEMEN'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SON OF A BITCH, sudden PISS ARTIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TWAT or HOLY DUMB FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWIPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHENEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSWIPE NIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POOPOO television programs to address WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Tourette's syndrome.

TIMBER NIGGER Tourette's is BORDER HOPPER not to be WANK confused with AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITSKIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POOPY random BOOBIES disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAGO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PEDOPHILIA language, DOUCHEBAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MAMA MIA HONKY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOU WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A TITS Polite Note to the FUCKSTAIN Author:

The NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was SAND NIGGER founded to 1984.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLIT article MOZILLA FIREFOX funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WANK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN IT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CRAPPY Tourrette's sufferers BUGFUCK swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKFACE TV, for always focusing on the CUNNILINGUS bad side of a terrible MASTURBATION thing.
• The main CHIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TWO-INCH PENIS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PRICK knee PISS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is OPINION no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING RAT'S ASS school for ASSFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING sufferers to become BALL SACK manically depressed and POMMIE commit DONKEY DICK suicide.
• There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the HELLFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEEPEE tics often have adverse DOUCHEBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! body to go CRAP ON A STICK numb and CRAPMUNCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BITCH it is without the BUGGER drug.

I am an active member of a DAMMIT tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ORGASM the POMMIE public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HORSE PENIS sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your SEMEN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SUCK A BIG DICK this that really DICKFACE annoys me. I am working towards a POO POO BLOWJOB better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FEATURED article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DYKE, and making fun of a NIPPLES horrible disorder is (not) SAMUEL L. JACKSON funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your [Insert silly non-swear here] time.

Best SON OF A BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “STEVE BALLMER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “KOREA LOVER” Wen

P.S. GRINGO Regards to Andrew FUCK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The SHITE bastard who wrote this article. You can PEARL NECKLACE punch him if you O CANADA want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLISTERING BARNACLES saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my JERRY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SON OF A BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HOLY DUMB FUCK and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TWAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DYKE BAND WITH 4 WIENER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! SON OF A BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SON OF A BITCH'S HOUSE

How TOWELHEAD to [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] cure RAPE the PISS OFF Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for CUNTYMINTS Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome DAMN is COCKING FUCKBOROUGH following TOSSER these FLYING RAT'S ASS rules CUNT in GO HOME AND DIE order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKER immature TOWELHEAD little DOUCHING kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within CRAPFUCKER 10 ASSFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK nor PEDOPHILIA talk,
• 4: Tell SCROTUM yourself you BONG don't JACK OFF have GOD DAMN this LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAPE WITH NASTY BELGIUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JOHNNY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SON OF A BITCH last straw FUCKING JUMP!!

I fucking put BUGFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BEANER the TOP OF JACKASS SHIT THIS CHUFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING offensive. FUCKTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to VAGINA people who try HELL to battle BITCH'COCKING FUCKBOROUGH that tight-ass HELLFIRE 17-year-TITTIES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DIRTY SANCHEZ it now, but someone said HEIL HITLER!' PIG KNOBJOCKEY'SHITSLINGING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CAMEL JOCKEY is a laughing PISS ARTIST matter. Plus there NAZI was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITS & DICKS Uncyclopedia, there are REDEEMING VALUE articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISSHOLE stuff. So CUM that means GOBSHITE stop getting mad at the SHITHEAD first part too and FENCE JUMPER talking about the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA letter that it's DIPSHIT mocking (what FUCKFACE letter? I don't even know what FUCK YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian MONKEY'S UNCLE hi self ART METAL PRODUCTS even made a really ASSHOLE good point. "It's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT nothing more BUGGER from a head nod to a SHITFACE knee tick". RUSKIE. Which I'll add REDNECK onto CONDOMS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FRITZ suffer that DOG SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCKSTUFFER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GENITALIA be, because if I were a LET'S SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSFACE hilarious. If you ASS LICKER Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SPIC be offended, don't read MALARKY the freaking FLYING RAT'S ASS article anyway.

COCKSUCKER HONKY FUCKING BASEBALL CUNTSWILLING ASSBANDIT ARSE CUM DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT

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DAMMIT DARTH VADER GYPSY DYKE FUCK OFF WANKSPLAT SUNSHINE BITCH GOBSHITE FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS OFF SEX BELGIUM DAMN PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE SCUMBAG REDNECK DAGO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TWAT ARSE TITS [Insert swear here] FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD PUSSY DOUCHETITS WIENER FUCKING FIST FUCK SACRAMENTO FUCKSTAIN SEMEN PRICK COLGATE JIZZ REDSKIN CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A COON FROG SHITFACE MARCH OF FLAMES CLEVELAND STEAMER PISSHOLE SHITFACE PUSSY CLIT BASTARD DOUCHE BALL SACK BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PENIS ON A BUN DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITSLINGING JERK OFF CODEINE IS A QUEER JACKASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BLOWJOB ASS GYPSY NAZI ASSFACE SUCK MY COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS MOCCASINS PEARL NECKLACE BRITNEY CUM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TITTIES [Insert swear here] HORSE PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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TWISTY VAGINA CHIGGER BELGIUM POMMIE WANK NEOPETS SCUMBAG CRAP ON A STICK JACKASS MASTURBATION I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FAG GANGBANG BATHING SUIT AREA WOODPECKERSHIT NECROPHILIA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PEARL NECKLACE DOT HEAD SEX PORCH MONKEY ANAL TAFFY CUNT CUNTBUCKET TENTACLE RAPE I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SOD YID BUGGER SHITE FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG ARSEBADGERS SEX POMMIE FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCKSUCKER CUM WANK DICK OSTRICH MY ASS TUBA BITCH TURD POO POO BLOWJOB ART METAL PRODUCTS DICKLICK BUTT-HOLE FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH ASSWIPE ARSE ASSHOLE TIT SPRINKLES BITCH REDNECK CRAP ON A STICK CUNTBUCKET DOUCHETITS GOBSHITE TIT SPRINKLES ARSE SEX DICKWAD ASS FELLATIO BUGFUCK ASSHAT BASTARD SHITBALLS NEGRO PISS OFF MY ASS YID HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING JUMP! GOATSE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ASSRAPING WEHATEMARIO ASS LICKER GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMMIT SOD OFF YOU HORSE SHIT FUCKFACE JACKASS FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUKKAKE CAMEL JOCKEY BIGNOSE SHITCOCK SCUMBAG GRIS CROTCH HONKY DICK TITS COCKSMOKER FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA DICK IN A BOX DIPSHIT FUCK RAGHEAD JIGGABOO SHIT SOD SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH SOD BELGIUM EXTRA LONG PENIS WANK CHRISTHUMPER BULLSHIT QUEEF FELCHMONKEY DICKFACE HUMAN RIGHTS BLISTERING BARNACLES NEGRO ASSCRACK TITWANK TURD TOWELHEAD SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT RAT'S COCK DAGO DUNE COON BITCH SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING BELLEND WHORE ARSE SHITE GOD DAMN KRAUT ASSHAT DICKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER FUCKWIT TIMBER NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK YOU TAMPONS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! RAPE HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! CHAV NAZI YOU WANKER CAMEL FUCKER CUNTRAG NIPPLES CHOAD KISSER COON INBRED GRAPE PENIS BUGGER OFF RAPE HOMO PISS ARTIST PISS OFF JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT BITCH BALLS HOMO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKING TOWELHEAD YOU WANKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE DICKHEAD TACO FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FAG RAPE FUCKING INBRED LET'S SHIT LAKE TITICACA RAT'S COCK RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA WANKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MOCCASINS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BLOWJOB FUCK ARSEBADGERS WHITE POWER COON JUSTIN BIEBER WANKSPLAT TITS FUCKTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE TURD EPIDIDYMIS NECROPHILIA RAT'S ASS BEAVER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANKER and with the ASSHAT and his SUGARTITS of girraffes in which ASS while reading about TITTIES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ELECTION also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN IT