Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER'SHITFACE'CHENEY'SHITTY'DICK'CRAPFUCKER'DOUCHING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ANAL DIABETES look at the BOOBS talk page of this NAZI article for notes or discussion before PISS ARTIST editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS neurochemical FUCK disorder SPUNK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES, sudden CRAPMUNCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ALEX TREBEK or MACACA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WILLY WONKA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JOHN ELWAY DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOOBS utterFUCKance of socially BLUE PENIS! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKER television programs to address CHENEY Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is FUCKING not to be BATHING SUIT AREA confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITTYWANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHOAD random FUCKING FUCKFUCKER disorientation, culturally-MICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELL language, COON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITS & DICKS souvenir shoppes and massive BUGGER quantities REBECCA BLACK of ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING garbage.

Darnit.

A O CANADA Polite Note to the TENTACLE RAPE Author:

The FUCK Tourette's ARSE Research Institute was HELLFIRE founded to LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMMIT article BUTTFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WHORE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SON OF A BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKSTAIN Tourrette's sufferers DICKFACE swear. You can DONALD RUMSFELD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TAMPON IN MY ASS TV, for always focusing on the TAMPONS bad side of a terrible LOGJAMMER thing.
• The main ASSHAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKING JUMP! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'THONG TASTER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHIGGER knee PIG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is I WILL KILL YOU! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DARTH VADER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for POMMIE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHOAD sufferers to become GOD DAMMIT manically depressed and WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? commit JELLY BEANS suicide.
• There is no DAMN IT cure, and the DICKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the PIG tics often have adverse CHIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING FUCKFUCKER body to go CLEVELAND STEAMER numb and SHITHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOAD it is without the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE drug.

I am an active member of a PISS OFF tourette syndrome ROSIE O'DONNELL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGNOG the I'LL RAPE YOU public view of Tourettes as a "PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JOHNNY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE sorry for NEGRO "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITTIES this that really WOODPECKERSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a GARBAGE DAY! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SUCK A BIG DICK, and making fun of a BOOBS horrible disorder is (not) SPANK THE MONKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING time.

Best JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WILLY WONKA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIENANMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. COCKSHITTER Regards to Andrew FUCKING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The CLUSTERFUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can CHOAD KISSER punch him if you YOUR MOM want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKHEAD saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and SHITFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FELCHMONKEY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BAND WITH 4 CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DYKE HORSE! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES'S HOUSE

How BUGFUCK to JOHN SMILEY FACE cure FUCK YOU the DOUCHE NAZI Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT CRAPPER for DOUCHEBAG Tourette's QUEEF Syndrome PRICK is FUCK following GOOK these HOCKEY rules O KURWA! in PORCH MONKEY order:

• 1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature DICKHEAD little SEX kids,
• 2: Count to NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! within PRICK 10 ANALseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SAND NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HONKY nor WHORE talk,
• 4: Tell ARSE yourself you GANGBANG don't DICK TITS have DIPSHIT this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SUCK MY DICK WITH NASTY WIENER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSWIPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES last straw FUCKFACE!

I fucking put TAMPONS' my comment at the TOP OF THE FRIG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSWIPE the TOP OF FELLATIO THIS ARSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOUCHING offensive. BIRD SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SOD OFF people who try ASSRAMMER to battle SEMEN'09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 that tight-ass EAT MY SHIT! 17-year-HOMO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SON OF A BITCH it now, but someone said SHIT' CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS'BRITNEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PICKANINNY is a laughing BUKKAKE matter. Plus there BUTT-HOLE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GENITALIA Uncyclopedia, there are INJUN articles JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS stuff. So NIGNOG that means SHITTY stop getting mad at the BITCH first part too and ARSE talking about the WIGGER letter that it's TITWANK mocking (what BALL SACK letter? I don't even know what BEAVER the heck you're talking about). Adrian BIRD SHIT hi self DICK IN A BOX even made a really WIENER good point. "It's BALL SACK nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a KIKE knee tick". TURD. Which I'll add BASTARD onto RECTUM RAIDER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POTTYMOUTH suffer that BIG FOOT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes REDNECK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT be, because if I were a GREASER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article OPINION hilarious. If you HELL Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOG SHIT be offended, don't read JERK OFF the freaking AUTOFELLATIO article anyway.

CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK SHIT HORSE SHIT BITCH CARPET MUNCHER DAMN TWAT FRIG DICK

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GYPSY DUMBASS DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING ARSE FUCKER CUNNILINGUS EPIDIDYMIS GIVING HEAD NIGGER WIGGER DAMMIT RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH BLUMPKIN INJUN HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PRICK WIENER ASSFACE SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKFACE CUNT GANGBANG PENIS ON A BUN CUNT SOD HELL DAGO THONG TASTER DICKHEAD HITLER CHRISTHUMPER TWAT TITS DAMN POTTYMOUTH JUSTIN BIEBER ASS KAFFIR SHITE ASSBANDIT BOOBIES FEMADOM DAMN SHITHEAD SPIC PUNANI BOLLOCKS PENIS SPICY CUNT FUCK WANK FLYING FUCK DOUCHEBAG DEVELOPERS! CUNTSWILLING WANK DIPSHIT TWISTY VAGINA BULLSHIT PUSSY FROG'S FAT ASS ROMANIA BATHING SUIT AREA DOUCHING MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ASS SCUMBUCKET FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE SPANK THE MONKEY DICKHEAD CROTCH FUCKSTAIN DAMN DUNE COON WHORE PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD DICKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAPE COMMUNIST DILDO CHICKEN SHIT ARSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PAKI DAMN IT OH SHI– JOHN ELWAY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKFACE ASSWIPE THIS IS SPARTA! CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ABO POMMIE JOHN SMILEY FACE HADJI TITS & DICKS DONALD RUMSFELD SHITSKIN JOHN ELWAY GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK PENIS ON A BUN CUNT ASS JUNGLE BUNNY JERRY SHITPISSER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE TURD JACKASS HELL DIPSHIT GENITALIA FELCHMONKEY FUCK OFF DICKLICK DUMBASS SHITTY SHITTY SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK SMEG KAFFIR WHITE RIGHTS BORDER HOPPER FUCK PICKANINNY I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT BELLEND WIENER BUTTFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TWAT VAGINA DOUCHE BITCH FAGGOT I WILL END YOU! SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CONDOMS BIGNOSE DOUCHE CUNT LAPPER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! SHITSLIDE BORDER HOPPER DAMN FASHION BUG DICK SPIC DAMMIT CLEMEN YOU WANKER WALRUS SHIT LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS BALLS WANK BELLEND BUTT PIRATE CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FUCKFACE BITCH HITLER MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKHEAD WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS GENITALIA BASTARD BALL SACK CUNT WOP BOB SAGET CONDOMS REDNECK HO HOMO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT WALRUS SHIT ASSRAPING TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PISS OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANKER CUNTRAG PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS SHITTY GOD DAMMIT HELL HADJI ASSWIPE TOSSER SPUNK FUCK OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISS UP MY ARSE PISS OFF MY ASS FROG'S FAT ASS PEDOPHILIA GENITALIA SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT FIRECROTCH KIKE SHITSKIN BLOWJOB FUCK A DUCK PISS OH SHI– CONDOMS NEOPETS JUSTIN BIEBER ASSFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTERFUCK SUCK A BIG DICK JACKASS WETBACK DOT HEAD CUNT FUCKING A PRICK CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER GOD DAMN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITSLIDE BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT WANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FENCE JUMPER PEEPEE JESSE McCARTNEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS BUTT PIRATE FIRECROTCH FUCKER FRITZ FUCKSTAIN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TOSSER CLUSTERFUCK FRIG PISS UP MY ARSE SHITSLIDE TENTACLE RAPE FLYING FUCK CHICKEN FRIES BITCH WILLY WONKA COON LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMMIT VAGINA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PRICK SCROTUM SHOOP DA WHOOP WIKIPEDIA MAMA MIA [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKWIT INJUN PRICK ORGASM GOD BLESS AMERICA ASS TIMBER NIGGER ASS CUM DONKEY PUNCHER CLEMEN FUCKING RAT'S COCK VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD JACK OFF SIGMUND FREUD MARGARET THATCHER CLEMEN TITTIES GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT MOCCASINS SAND NIGGER HORSE SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKER NIPPLES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! DICKWAD JACKASS SHIT JACKASS DAMN SHITCUNTING SCROTUM TITWANK BITCH DUMBASS BIGNOSE BUNG-HOLE DICK TITS PENIS PISS ARTIST FUCKER FUCKTARD JACKASS DICKLICK GARBAGE DAY! HELL ASSFACE SHIT CHENEY BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK DOUCHING MILF MOCCASINS JUSTIN BIEBER COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKSTAIN TWAT SEMEN SHITTY FUCKBAG CHIGGER BASTARD SHIT HOMO CHOAD KISSER FUCKFACE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS FUCKING A FUCK OFF ARSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKHEAD PIG BIBLE BASHER PRINCE PHILIP HELL BUKKAKE JACK OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NECROPHILIA JACK OFF WETBACK INJUN BELGIUM ART METAL PRODUCTS O CANADA BLISTERING BARNACLES KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 WANK PAKI YOU WANKER YUKY DOODY PECKERHEAD ASS LICKER CUNT GOD DAMN ASSRAPING GOD BLESS AMERICA RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY FUCKER HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX FELLATIO SHITFUCKER ASS DOUCHE CHICKEN SHIT SPIC BUTTFUCKER POMMIE WIENER HELL FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT CUNT HELL FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY COCK PUSSY FUCK NECROPHILIA BANGKOK ASSHAT TWISTY VAGINA BASTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER O CANADA SHIT TWAT FIST FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK IN SACREMENT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SPANK THE MONKEY RECTUM RAIDER THONG TASTER PEDOPHILIA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FELCHING CUNT CRAPFUCKER WIENER TITWANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITPISSER SHITCUNTING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PIG and with the TITS and his All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy of girraffes in which ASS while reading about HENTAI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COON also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TOTAL