Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOTHERFUCKER, sudden CLEMEN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOOBIES or PISS ARTIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WOMEN'S RIGHTS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MILF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GREASER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT LIKE A HORSE MOSES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially AUTOFELLATIO objectionable words).
MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's is JESSE McCARTNEY not to be SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM confused with COON Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ARSE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOOBS random DICKHEAD disorientation, culturally-HELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS language, TAFFY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITTY MASTURBATION of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive BAT FUCK INSANE quantities MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE of ANAL DIABETES TRANNY garbage.
Darnit.
A PORCUPINE'S BALLS Polite Note to the TACO Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DILDO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS OFF article PENIS ON A BUN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BATHING SUIT AREA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SPUNK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SCUMBAG.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS ARTIST Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FUDGEPACKER Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NEGRO TV, for always focusing on the EAT MY SHIT! bad side of a terrible RAPE thing.
- The main MALARKY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BAD MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHOLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACK OFF knee SCROTUM NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is QUEEF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS school for YOGHURT CANNON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become ARSEBADGERS manically depressed and ASSWIPE commit SHITFACE suicide.
- There is no FROG'S FAT ASS cure, and the DYKE drugs that are available to, "calm" the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
tics often have adverse COMMUNIST DILDO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK perodol" which caused my entire POOPY body to go MOZILLA FIREFOX numb and SHITTY basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the GARBAGE DAY! drug.
I am an active member of a NIGGER tourette syndrome SACRAMENTO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEMEN the RAT'S ASS public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS sorry for UNICORNS "hi-jacking" your DARTH VADER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKSTAIN this that really VAGINA annoys me. I am working towards a GOBSHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKSUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CARPET MUNCHER, and making fun of a SOD horrible disorder is (not) FOUR-EYES funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKFACE time.
Best FRIG regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “TAFFY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply
As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PORTUGAL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society CENSORSHIP.
Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen
P.S. EAT MY SHIT! Regards to Andrew HOLY DUMB FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply
As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?
Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKFACE saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my MALARKY intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine MOTHERFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SHIT and LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOTHERFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BULLCRAP BAND WITH 4 BASTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PEARL NECKLACE HORSE! MOTHERFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MOTHERFUCKER'S HOUSE
How BUTTFUCKER to DAMN cure COCKSMOKER the HELL Tourette's HELL Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment ASS for CROTCH Tourette's CRAP ON A STICK Syndrome JESSE McCARTNEY is RICK MORANIS following PENIS these DICK IN A BOX rules CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR in SPIC order:
- 1: Avoid DAMN immature LOLCAT little COCK kids,
- 2: Count to SHITTY within SHIT 10 JENKEMseconds,
- 3: Do not open your TRANNY FUCKING A BORDER HOPPER nor POLACK talk,
- 4: Tell RAPE yourself you CHICKEN SHIT don't ASSCRACK have CHUFF this TOSSER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK AAAAAAAAA! WITH NASTY FASHION BUG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the MOTHERFUCKER last straw PORCH MONKEY!
I fucking put [expletive deleted]' my comment at the TOP OF THE CAMEL JOCKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHIGGER the TOP OF FUCKHEAD THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be VAGINA offensive. BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNNILINGUS people who try BUGFUCK to battle CHICKEN SHIT'TAFFY that tight-ass FUCKER 17-year-NIPPLES—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITBALLS it now, but someone said FENCE JUMPER' GOBSHITE FUCKER'GOBSHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ARSE is a laughing FUCKING matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNNILINGUS Uncyclopedia, there are DUMBASS articles FUCKSTAIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PUSSYLICKER stuff. So PUSSY that means SHITCOCK stop getting mad at the BOOBS first part too and POOPY talking about the FUCKHEAD letter that it's EPIDIDYMIS mocking (what TITS letter? I don't even know what WANKSPLAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISS UP MY ARSE hi self IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! even made a really MICK good point. "It's GENITALIA nothing more SEMEN from a head nod to a CLIT knee tick". MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE. Which I'll add ABO onto SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNNILINGUS suffer that WIKIPEDIA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITFACE be, because if I were a CUM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA hilarious. If you SHITSLINGING Want facts, go on GYPSY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BRUSH MA TEETH be offended, don't read DARTH VADER the freaking DICK TITS article anyway.
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COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU WANK WOODPECKERSHIT HENTAI NIPPLES HORSE SHIT ASS LICKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WHORE TAFFY I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD CHRISTHUMPER FUCKSTAIN ASSRAPING SHITTY JUNGLE BUNNY HELLFUCKER RAT'S COCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS ASSWIPE FAGGOT PUSSY SHITSLINGING WANK BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TACO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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COCKSHITTER ASSFACE BRUSH MA TEETH SHITE GOAT DICK COON BOLLOCKS MONKEY SHIT ASS HELL SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POWERSHIT THONG TASTER DICKFACE BITCH TITS CHICKEN SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHIGGER SHITCOCK P'KANG BITCH MOSES HOT GRITS GYPSY GRIS SEMEN INBRED SHIT LIKE A HORSE MASTURBATION AUTOFELLATIO TIMBER NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK BIRD SHIT ASS DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD THONG TASTER DAMN COCK WIENER GRIS FUCK OFF ASS CAMEL FUCKER BIGNOSE THONG TASTER DICK TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SPUNK YID SEMEN FRITZ RAT'S ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GRAPE PENIS SOD OFF DICKFACE JACKASS CHIGGER LET'S SHIT ASSFACE TUBA TIT SPRINKLES COCKSHITTER COCK BIRD SHIT RAPE SHITE RAT'S ASS AMERICAN SPELLING NIPPLES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOUCHE NAZI WOMEN'S RIGHTS BENSON SUCKS TOSSER SHIT COCKGOBLIN RANDY TRAVIS BUTTFUCKER FUCKING O CANADA TAFFY ASS ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER DONKEY DICK DOUCHETITS SHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHOLE BANGKOK HADJI BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JERK OFF SHITBALLS DOG SHIT TOSSER SUCK MY DICK CHIGGER BULLSHIT CARPET MUNCHER NIGNOG SHIT NEOPETS PENIS CUM BIG FOOT INCEST JACKASS TAFFY DAMMIT BEAVER DONKEY DICK BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER GRAPE PENIS DAMN IT FLAMING ASS BADGER SWIMMING POOL SHITE HADJI NIGGER BITCH FELLATIO EAT MY SHIT! FUCKFACE ASS FASCIST NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS PEEPEE TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE GENITALIA FUCKFACE COLGATE BRITNEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MICK COCKSUCKER JERRY HAIL SATAN! DICK GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA INBRED GIVING HEAD BOOBS I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND HONKY PISS OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS AY-AY-AY WIENER WIGGER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PORCH MONKEY ASSCRACK LENS CRAFTERS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT KNOBJOCKEY HOT GRITS CHIGGER ANAL CONDOMS CLUSTER FUCK FUCKFACE JACKASS ASSCRACK NAZI WANKER DOUCHE NAZI FUCKSTAIN NI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POOPY SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD DOUCHE NAZI CUNTING ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE MICK RAGHEAD ORGASM FUCKER DOM DeLUISE AY-AY-AY TOSSER COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT PISS HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! PECKERHEAD SHITTY RUSKIE FUCKING A DIPSHIT JIZZ ORGASM NIGGER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TWAT DOUCHING WIKIPEDIA BITCH FUCKFACE GANGBANG SHITE ASSRAMMER FLYING FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FLYING FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POO POO BLOWJOB MARGARET THATCHER FUCKHEAD SEX BOON SON OF A BITCH BUGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ DELICIOUS CAKE MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT BITCH ASS ASS WIGGER GOD DAMMIT SEX ASS SHITFUCKER FIRECROTCH GOD DAMMIT ABO STRAWBERRY ASS LAKE TITICACA HELL BULLSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL [Insert swear here] ON CRACK INCEST REDNECK CHAV ASSWIPE CUM MOCKIE FUCKER JERRY BAD MOTHERFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER suck my mothers SHIT FRIENDS CRAPFUCKER PISS ARTIST ANAL ORGASM DAMN TITTYWANK RAT'S COCK CUM FUCKING A SPUNK PECKERHEAD DYKE FUCKWIT KAFFIR BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE PUSSY DILDO SHITFUCKER BALLS DAMNATION BOOBIES HENTAI PISS OFF COCKSHITTER PEDOPHILIA MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FUCKTARD EAT MY SHIT! PISS EXTRA LONG PENIS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JAP WANK MASTURBATION ASS LICKER BUTT PIRATE BULLCRAP FUCKING A SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE NEOPETS CHAV TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS CUNT GENITALIA DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT CLUSTER FUCK DUNE COON MONKEY SHIT P'KANG TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKFACE PRICK SHITFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS FUCKFACE SHITFACE HOMO AMERICA ONLINE TIT DIRT TITMOUSE ASSHOLE D'OH PENIS ASS PORCH MONKEY SON OF A BITCH HELL CLIT SLOPE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TITS BLOWJOB MARGARET THATCHER GOBSHITE KRAUT COCKSUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! DIPSHIT FRITZ RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BAT FUCK INSANE FELLATIO TACO BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING YOUR MOM PISS VAGINA ASSHAT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCK OFF THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ORGASM FUCKTARD FROG'S FAT ASS SHAKOPEE CUNT FRAK FUCKING A FUCK INBRED VAGINA PRICK FUCKING ABO SHITFUCKER ARSE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DUMBASS DOUCHING TRANNY DICK CHICKEN PISS SHIT [EXPLETIVE] TIMBER NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TWAT CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICK CUNT SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TURD WIGGER FUCKER YID SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT ORGASM LET'S SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CLEMEN SEMEN SUCK A BIG DICK DOT HEAD TWAT RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITTY CONDOMS SCUMBAG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHINK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SEX CHOAD SHITPISSER NIGGER FUCKER COON CHIGGER HOSER ASSHAT DICKFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SCROTUM STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKWIT CHOAD KISSER POKÉMON BUKKAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BRUSH MA TEETH SHITFACE MALL SANTA BANGKOK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER DUMBASS COCKSMOKER MACACA NIGGER FLYING FUCK POOPOO TIT SPRINKLES HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! PUSSY EXTRA LONG PENIS TITWANK TOSSER HENTAI THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! SHIT EMO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BOOBS CRAPFUCKER FUCKER BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK BOOBS MICK BIRD SHIT WANKER CHOAD ASS SUGARTITS TITTIES FUCKSTAIN PENISFUCK NORTH KOREA ASSCRACK TURD KRAUT BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DILDO YOU OSTRICH MY ASS FEMADOM FUCKING BASEBALL ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU ABO CHIGGER PEEPEE KRAUT PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS SLOPE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITS & DICKS INCEST RAT'S COCK PUSSY FUCKING TAFFY FUCK WANK FEMADOM POLACK BITCH COCKSHITTER LIMEY DIRTY SANCHEZ MAMA MIA FUCKING A TOWELHEAD FELLATIO FROG MALARKY FRAK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH SHITHEAD FUCK [expletive deleted] FUCKING A MARCH OF FLAMES MOCCASINS PIG GOD DAMN GRIS CHOAD SHITTY CLIT DAMN HITLER JAP DIPSHIT D'OH ABO JERK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BOON DOUCHE ASSHOLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BULLSHIT CUNT CLUSTER FUCK SEMEN ARSE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT BRITNEY FELCHING CHINK TRANNY I WILL KILL YOU! PICKANINNY CHRISTHUMPER PENIS ON A STICK NEGRO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! INCEST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER PISS BUKKAKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DONKEY DICK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITE BUTT-HEAD NECROPHILIA JERK OFF ASSWIPE RAGHEAD CUNTSWILLING MASTURBATION BUTT-HOLE JERRY SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES HELLFUCKER GREASER FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS SOD GYPSY BUGGER NIGGER BALL SACK I WILL END YOU! POWERSHIT CUNT CRAPPER HELL GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD TITTIES PISS OFF ASSRAPING BORDER HOPPER BALL SACK PEEPEE WOODPECKERSHIT I WILL END YOU! CUNT LAPPER DICKLICK DAMNATION FUCKING JUMP! ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAMMER SAGGY TITS CC PLZ DAMMIT WANK JACKASS FRITZ HITLER KRAUT BLOWJOB WANK GARBAGE DAY! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TIMBER NIGGER ASSHOLE SUCK MY COCK CUNTSWILLING PISS ASSWIPE TITWANK ANAL BULLSHIT FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT POOPOO PEARL NECKLACE BOOBIES NIPPLES FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GYPSY ASSCRACK INCEST MALL SANTA SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT DEVELOPERS! TOWELHEAD JIZZ COCKSMOKER CLUSTER FUCK PIGFUCKER POMMIE WIENER SEMEN CROTCH FUCKHEAD MOCKIE BOLLOCKS SHITTY BULLSHIT ARSE CUNT NAZI INBRED DICK CHICKEN FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE POLAK EMO YID I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WEHATEMARIO CHAV GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOD DAMN SIGMUND FREUD ASS GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE DAMN DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMMIT DUMBASS GANGBANG ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CARPET MUNCHER NIGGER BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMMIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE PECKERHEAD PIECE OF SHIT SHIT WANKER NECROPHILIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITSLINGING TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK YOU MALARKY BALLS GRINGO WIGGER BOOBS DOT HEAD CUNTBUCKET FUCKBAG CHINK TOSSER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITS ORGASM FAGGOT NIGGER CLEMEN I WILL END YOU! POMMIE WANKER DIRTY SANCHEZ QUEEF FUCK YOU TOSSER BELGIUM CUNTRAG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASS LICKER CROTCH SHITE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DICK TWO-INCH PENIS BUTT PIRATE INJUN I'LL RAPE YOU MILF WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PUSSY TAFFY GOD DAMN CHIGGER INBRED DICKWAD BUTTFUCKER PENISBIRD FRAK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HOT GRITS NEGRO CLIT PENIS FUCK NUGGET JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED FLYING FUCK NIPPLES BAD MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HORSE SHIT POMMIE BUTTFUCKER I WILL END YOU! DICK CHICKEN GENITALIA CUNTBUCKET PISSHOLE FUCKBAG BUTT-HEAD CRACKER GOD DAMMIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP ABO BOOBS TWAT BALL SACK ANUSCAKE FUCK NUGGET EXTRA LONG PENIS TAMPONS MOTHERFUCKER POLACK ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER SHITE DAMN PEEPEE BULLSHIT FUCKER [expletive deleted] SEX DONGSHOVER FOUR-EYES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIKIPEDIA DUMBASS DAMN CUNTSWILLING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BULLSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING A CUNT GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU WANK DICKHEAD FIST FUCK ASSHOLE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT HO FASHION BUG CUNNILINGUS POLESMOKER HO FUCKSTAIN BOOBS PISS ARTIST I WILL KILL YOU! MALL SANTA NIGGER SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS KITTENS BOLLOCKS JOHNNY NIGNOG Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive NIGGER and with the NAZI and his NI of girraffes in which NIGGER while reading about YOU SUCK BALLS !!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DAMN IT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- MONKEY SHIT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DICK TITS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BITCH subject. If you do not find it funny CUNNILINGUS, it is probably because you are an INBRED BRITNEY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. [expletive deleted] If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCK A DUCK joke loses its humour PIECE OF SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKTARD ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CUNTRAG DICKHEAD COCKSHITTER DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK |
