Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPANK THE MONKEY'MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE'HONKY'FUCKWIT'CHRISTHUMPER'DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT'INCEST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTTFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELLFIRE, sudden CHICKEN SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COMMUNISM IS STUPID or DELICIOUS CAKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ROSIE O'DONNELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BEAVER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BEANER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN CHRISTHUMPER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RECTUM RAIDER utterFUCKance of socially CHOAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP television programs to address HITLER Tourette's syndrome.

MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette's is BULLSHIT not to be BULLSHIT confused with CONDOMS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRACKER random 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT disorientation, culturally-TITTIES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth REBECCA BLACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, SHITHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTRAG souvenir shoppes and massive DARTH VADER quantities FROG'S FAT ASS of ANAL DIABETES DAMN IT garbage.

Darnit.

A JACK OFF Polite Note to the PORCH MONKEY Author:

The ASSFACE Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was ASS founded to RECTUM RAIDER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOOBS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ALEX TREBEK article JACKASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MARGARET THATCHER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSRAPING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TIT SPRINKLES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of YOGHURT CANNON Tourrette's sufferers GOBSHITE swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS LICKER TV, for always focusing on the TITS bad side of a terrible OSTRICH MY ASS thing.
• The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YID' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGGER knee SOD OFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MAMA MIA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SUNSHINE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JAP school for CC PLZ something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GANGBANG sufferers to become SONNY BILL WILLIAMS manically depressed and SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH commit FLYING RAT'S ASS suicide.
• There is no SHITSLINGING cure, and the SHITSLINGING drugs that are available to, "calm" the POMMIE tics often have adverse WOODPECKERSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NIGGER TITS perodol" which caused my entire PENIS ON A BUN body to go GANGBANG numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOOBS it is without the DIRTY SANCHEZ drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome O CANADA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the JESSE McCARTNEY public view of Tourettes as a "NIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ARSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am YID sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your FUCKING A entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JESSE McCARTNEY this that really JAP annoys me. I am working towards a TITTIES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HORSE SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JUSTIN BIEBER, and making fun of a PRICK horrible disorder is (not) KAFFIR funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POMMIE time.

Best MOCKIE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GIVING HEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA SUCKS in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. DAMMIT Regards to Andrew CLEMEN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The GANGBANG bastard who wrote this article. You can TITS punch him if you JACK OFF want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SAMUEL L. JACKSON saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELLFIRE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are KNOBJOCKEY and GENITALIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FAGGOT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK OFF BAND WITH 4 FUCKING A MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A RAT'S ASS HORSE! HELLFIRE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELLFIRE'S HOUSE

How [Insert silly non-swear here] to TITS & DICKS cure CRACKER the SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette's MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKHEAD for CUNT Tourette's CARPET MUNCHER Syndrome FUCK is WIENER following BASTARD these I AM CORNHOLIO! rules DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT in DUMBASS order:

• 1: Avoid BASTARD immature CUNT little PENISBIRD kids,
• 2: Count to TWAT within FRED PHELPS 10 GOBSHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH TITS BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! nor YOUR MOM talk,
• 4: Tell DAGO yourself you GIVING HEAD don't POLACK have SHITE this DAMN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY YOU WANKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NAZI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELLFIRE last straw FUCKBAG!

I fucking put CAMEL JOCKEY' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIPPLES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SOD the TOP OF NICARAGUA THIS CUNTBUCKET ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHINK offensive. LIMEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICK people who try FUCKSTAIN to battle YOU WANKER'BORDER HOPPER that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-DAMN IT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TWAT it now, but someone said Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS' NECROPHILIA FUCK'ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DUMBASS is a laughing DOUCHE matter. Plus there CAMEL JOCKEY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FLYING FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKSTAIN articles NAZI about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BASTARD stuff. So TIT SPRINKLES that means SHITHEAD stop getting mad at the NIGGER first part too and DICK talking about the RAT'S COCK letter that it's NAZI mocking (what MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE letter? I don't even know what BUTT-HOLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAT'S ASS hi self GRINGO even made a really CAPTAIN CRUNCH good point. "It's MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE nothing more TRANNY from a head nod to a BUTT PIRATE knee tick". FUCKSTAIN. Which I'll add CLUSTERFUCK onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PORCH MONKEY suffer that SUITCASE PENIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a SOD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITE hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GRIS be offended, don't read I'LL RAPE YOU the freaking BUTTFUCKER article anyway.

TAMPON IN MY ASS WINDOWS VISTA TRANNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER BITCH

CUNT FUCKTARD SHITCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRAPE PENIS FUCKER FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN PISS BITCH BASTARD BUTT PIRATE NAZI COCK SCROTUM BASTARD FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER CHINK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMN IT MOCCASINS SEMPRINI FUCKTARD TWAT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHIT LIKE A HORSE ARSE FAGGOT DOUCHETITS RAT'S ASS SAGGY TITS WANKSPLAT DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD POMMIE SHITBALLS HELL LIMEY LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD YID WIKIPEDIA ASSCRACK FRAK NAZI ASSHAT FUCK YOU CRAP TOSSER LIMEY CUNNILINGUS LOLCAT PRICK CHRISTHUMPER TITWANK MOCKIE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK NUGGET FUCKING ASS NIGGER PENIS ON A STICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POWERSHIT DICKFACE GYPSY JACKASS BUGFUCK CUM SAMUEL L. JACKSON REDSKIN WANK FELLATIO BEAVER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLIT MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER SOD BANGKOK CUNT GO HOME AND DIE CUNT CRAPFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO FRAK BOOBIES FUCK YOU FUCKFACE TOSSER FUCKER BONER GOD DAMN PISS CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITTY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ASSHAT ASSFACE HELL BONG DOUCHING TITS AY-AY-AY PUSSY CUNTBUCKET RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER HADJI PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK OFF WIENER CUNT ASS DAMN FROG REDNECK SHITBALLS CUNT CAUCASIANS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SHITE SLOPE FUCKWIT FRIG PRICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ANAL BLOWJOB FUCK BULLCRAP REDNECK HELLFUCKER BITCH ASSHAT JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSRAPING [expletive deleted] D'OH DICKHEAD BITCH GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE BOYCOTT VIACOM! NIGGER BUGGER OFF FUCKING NIPPLES SAND NIGGER TITS VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL FUCKER BALLS YOU WANKER KRAUT BASTARD SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY PORCH MONKEY DOG SHIT SHITTY ANUSCAKE BEANER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HORSE SHIT SHITTY FUCK YOU ABO SHITCUNTING FUCKSTAIN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR WANKER JACKASS SHIT CHINK BASTARD BOON KIKE FUCK TITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU PRICK CHOAD KISSER ASSHOLE PISSHOLE TIT SPRINKLES FLYING RAT'S ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK SHITTY ASSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHING NIPPLES ABO SAGGY TITS TIT DIRT DEVELOPERS! MOLDY TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GRIS ASSFACE SHITFUCKER CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT BIGNOSE YOU WANKER SHITE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITE I WILL END YOU! CONAN O'BRIAN DAMMIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FELLATIO SCUMBAG TIT DIRT STEVE BALLMER INBRED COCKSMOKER DAMN JOHNNY 666 ABO TWAT NIGNOG BOOBIES GARBAGE DAY! DIRTY SANCHEZ FRITZ PENIS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMMIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PENIS CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD FUCK YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKFACE GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER GOAT DICK [EXPLETIVE] BONER PRICK TAMPONS SHIT SHIT BULLSHIT GRINGO CONDOMS SON OF A BITCH WIGGER CUNT VAGINA DAMN CRAPMUNCHER SHIT FUCKING A BRITNEY MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT O KURWA! CHICKEN FRIES BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN ASSHOLE SHIT NEGRO CLIT SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSYLICKER DICKHEAD NEGRO CROTCH WALRUS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER SCUMBAG MONKEY'S UNCLE DONKEY PUNCHER COCK JERRY PUSSYLICKER BITCH COON WEHATEMARIO BONER SHITTY SEX HOLY DUMB FUCK NAZI COCKSTUFFER FEMADOM DICKFACE TENTACLE RAPE BITCH SEX FAG NAZI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSHOLE PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE SHITSKIN ASSCRACK DICKFACE EPIDIDYMIS PEDOPHILIA PORCH MONKEY NIGNOG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER VAGINA JACKASS ASS LICKER SHITCOCK DOUCHE PENISFUCK RAT'S ASS TITMOUSE POTTYMOUTH JERRY BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT CUNT suck my mothers ASSHOLE SEX MILF JAP SEX BITCH YOGHURT CANNON VAGINA MONKEY'S UNCLE EAT MY SHIT! OSTRICH MY ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX DARTH VADER JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKER TURD TITTIES CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BELGIUM COON SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD PISS PISS FUCKSTAIN TWAT PIG HELLFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST BULLCRAP DUNE COON SHITFACE SMEG BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE FEMADOM DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE QUEEF ASSWIPE JACKASS GRINGO TWISTY VAGINA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BITCH FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BALL SACK FENCE JUMPER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HELL NIGGER YID YOU WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BLUMPKIN WANK SHITTY ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! COCKGOBLIN HELL MASTURBATION PEARL NECKLACE FUCK OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JUNGLE BUNNY JACKASS SHIT BUKKAKE FUCKING JACKASS PUSSYLICKER HELL HELL FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BEANER COON SOD OFF FUCKING SHIT JIZZ JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKBAG YOU WANKER VAGINA DOUCHETITS ASS NIGGER DICKLICK SHITTY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSBANDIT TRANNY BITCH BITCH FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUGGER OFF DAMMIT FUCK OFF PISSHOLE BALLS I WILL KILL YOU! JESSE McCARTNEY MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO JACKASS SHIT WANK HELL SHITHEAD CLEMEN NEGRO POWERSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TAMPON IN MY ASS WIENER RAGHEAD KEEP ASS CROTCH DAMN BASTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BLOWJOB SHITFACE INJUN CAMEL FUCKER GOAT DICK GO HOME AND DIE WALRUS SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHAT ASSCRACK JUNGLE BUNNY ASSFACE BITCH BLUMPKIN PUSSY ASSFACE BIRD SHIT DOUCHE NAZI SHIT FEWMETS RUSTY TROMBONE 666 MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CAMEL JOCKEY BUNG-HOLE FUCK YOU FUCKING PECKERHEAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING DOUCHETITS SHITTY SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOUR MOM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCK ASSHOLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD SHITFUCKER SHIT CROTCH [expletive deleted] FUCK OFF INBRED MONKEY SHIT BIBLE BASHER SHITFACE ASS FASCIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD REBECCA BLACK DOG FUCKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSCRACK SUCK MY COCK TITS & DICKS BIGNOSE SAND NIGGER NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT EUROIPODS SHAKOPEE PISS ARTIST CUNT ASS SHITBALLS ASSWIPE ART METAL PRODUCTS WIENER DICKFACE SHITTY DUMBASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH REBECCA BLACK ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL COON VOTE SHITCOCK SHITCOCK FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH JERRY PISS OFF MY ASS BUTTFUCKER SHIT FEWMETS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUGFUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD WIKIPEDIA DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY DIPSHIT GOBSHITE WANK DONKEY DICK WHORE FUCKSTAIN CUNT SEX BOLLOCKS PISS OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PUNANI HO EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD EARS OF CHRIST ASSFACE FLYING FUCK SUGARTITS WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER CHIGGER CRAP BUGGER BALLS SON OF A BITCH DESU CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS DONKEY DICK HELL BOLLOCKS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER ORGASM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMMIT BITCH FUCKTARD CHINK COCKSUCKER SHIT PISS DILDO BULLSHIT DUMBASS FOUR-EYES SHIT COCKGOBLIN SEMEN FELLATIO NI CUNT DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT CUNT ASSCRACK FUCKWIT JENKEM STEVE BALLMER SHITHEAD NAZI All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT FUDGEPACKER CUNTYMINTS CUNT CRAPPER LIMEY COON STEVE BALLMER SHIT DIPSHIT YOUR MOM SPUNK ARSE SUCK A BIG DICK SHITFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS POOPY CAMEL FUCKER FUCKWIT DICKHEAD CLIT BLOWJOB JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS CLEAN DRINKING WATER DAMN DICK TITWANK YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT DICKLICK PEDOPHILIA FUCKING DIPSHIT ASS FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD FUCK PISSHOLE REDNECK SHITHEAD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK SOD OFF ASS TAFFY TAMPONS FUCK JERRY FUCKTARD TURD ABO MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD TWAT BOLLOCKS JACKASS FUCK A DUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER SHIT BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH LAKE TITICACA SHITSLINGING INBRED PISS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YOU WANKER ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS TAMPONS ASSRAMMER GREASER SCUMBUCKET BALLS FU SPANG WIKIPEDIA EAT MY SHIT! FUCKBAG I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD RAPE FIST FUCK [EXPLETIVE] BOOBS FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! [Insert yet another person's name here] COMMUNIST DILDO NAZI PISS OFF TITS & DICKS GIVING HEAD HELL COMMUNIST DILDO SOD WALRUS SHIT MOCCASINS YOU WANKER ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA NIGGER ASSHOLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICK EXTRA LONG PENIS BUKKAKE PISS ARTIST INCEST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCROTUM BASTARD RUSKIE FUCKING ABO 666 POMMIE NICARAGUA CLUSTERFUCK DICK TITS BASTARD FUCKTARD WIENER BUGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MALL SANTA RICK MORANIS BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK SHITE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FIRECROTCH BIGNOSE BASTARD FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKER ASSHAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD TAMPONS I WILL END YOU! HADJI DOUCHEBAG HELL BOOBS SEMEN PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT BUGGER OFF DOUCHING I WILL KILL YOU! HELL DONALD RUMSFELD COCKSUCKER SHITFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER DAMN CHOAD FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP PENIS FUCK OFF BUDDHISM CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY ABO MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER WHITE RIGHTS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NIPPLES BITCH HOT GRITS WIKIPEDIA CROTCH DAMN PRICK DOG FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE DONKEY DICK GIVING HEAD WHORE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BITCH DAMN IT SAND NIGGER INJUN LIMEY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER I RAPE WALRUSES! SOD CROTCH HADJI DICK RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION CARPET MUNCHER TRANNY ARSEBADGERS DICKWAD [Insert swear here] OH SHI– FASHION BUG RAPE MASTURBATION GOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER BLUMPKIN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS ARTIST CRAPMUNCHER BUKKAKE PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN FUCKSTAIN CUNT RAGHEAD DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS WETBACK DUMBASS PRICK JERK OFF FUCK OFF DAGO BITCH FLYING FUCK NIGGER TITS FASHION BUG WIENER DICKHEAD CHOAD DIRTY SANCHEZ I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE TITS WIENER SEMEN [expletive deleted] THONG TASTER JOHN SMILEY FACE MICK O CANADA FUCK OFF TITS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITE ASSWIPE JIZZ PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE PIG CRAPPY SHIT FUCK OFF PROTESTS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITTY DAGO SHITFACE URINE-GARGLING SPICY CUNT FUCK PROXY SITES GO HOME AND DIE EMO WHORE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUTTFUCKER PISS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TWAT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BASTARD DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSHOLE FUCKWIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT ORGASM SHITFACE COCK NIGGER TACO COCK DAMN FUCK FELLATIO FUCK COON PEARL NECKLACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON ABO DICKWAD CHICKEN FRIES TITS FRIG FRAK ASSHOLE BITCH CONDOMS CLIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST DICK FUCK GENITALIA JERRY DEVELOPERS! GYPSY DAMMIT ORGASM ASSHOLE SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER FUCKBAG SHIT RECTUM RAIDER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RAPE FROG SMILES FENCE JUMPER MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN PUSSYLICKER TITTYWANK DIRTY SANCHEZ MELAMINE TITTIES TUBA BOLLOCKS DOUCHE RAGHEAD PISS BEANER PUNANI CHINK DUMBASS ASSFACE CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS OLD CHRIST OF A LOLCAT CONDOMS CUNT CUNTRAG GRUE RAPE JACKASS BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK INJUN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! O KURWA! FELLATIO ARSEBADGERS CHINK SHIT CLIT BOON FUCKTARD INBRED NEGRO TITTIES GOD DAMMIT ARSE COCKGOBLIN GOOK CHOAD KISSER SUGARTITS O CANADA FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICK DUMBASS MOCCASINS NIGGER DICKFACE BOB SAGET FRITZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AMERICA ONLINE TITTIES CHIGGER SHITBALLS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BASTARD FUCKTARD FUCKFACE FUCK JENKEM NIGNOG WILLY WONKA SPUNK GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM FALSE BENSON FELCHMONKEY SHIT CHICKEN SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISS CRAP GIVING HEAD ASSHAT MAMA MIA BOOBIES TOTAL HELL DILDO INBRED FUCKWIT INBRED JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHUT UP, MEG! QUEEF BALL SACK DONGSHOVER ARSE DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT BELLEND JAP DILDO PIECE OF SHIT CUNT SPIC ASSBANDIT MILF BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES [Insert swear here] CUNT CRAPPER ASSWIPE CLEMEN DONKEY DICK ASSWIPE WIGGER DIPSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN HORSE SHIT FRIG FUCKING FEMADOM NECROPHILIA SOD BITCH ASSWIPE WANK NIPPLES DYKE DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG BONG POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS STEVE BALLMER ROSIE O'DONNELL NECROPHILIA SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSCRACK FAGGOT HELL VAGINA RAPE PENISFUCK JACKASS FUCKFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PEARL NECKLACE REDSKIN HUEY P. NEWTON MOCCASINS BLISTERING BARNACLES SUCK MY DICK ASS ASS SUGARTITS SIGMUND FREUD COCKSMOKER CRAP ON A STICK CUNT BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKTARD POLAK GIVING HEAD FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTRAG CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF MY ASS NIGGER TITS INCEST Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SPIC and with the BUTTFUCKER and his CUNT of girraffes in which COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT while reading about EPIDIDYMIS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FROG'S FAT ASS