Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's KAFFIR'DAMN'DIPSHIT'BITCH'YID'TRANNY'CLIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YID neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTT-FOR-BRAINS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHICKEN FRIES, sudden FU SPANG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKGOBLIN or WOP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I RAPE WALRUSES! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHETITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKSTAIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HOLY DUMB FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PIG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BALLS STRAWBERRY ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous YOU WANKER utterFUCKance of socially FUCKTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTT PIRATE television programs to address RAT'S COCK Tourette's syndrome.

RUSKIE Tourette's is SOD not to be MAMA MIA confused with BOOBS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BAD MOTHERFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CAPTAIN CRUNCH random ABO disorientation, culturally-TAFFY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLCRAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, CLEVELAND STEAMER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS OFF FUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TAFFY souvenir shoppes and massive CHIGGER quantities CUNNILINGUS of ANAL DIABETES SMEG garbage.

Darnit.

A POOPOO Polite Note to the FRED PHELPS Author:

The GOBSHITE Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Research Institute was DAMNATION founded to SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PRICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK YOU article FUCKING A funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MONKEY SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIRD SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about KIKE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TOSSER Tourrette's sufferers POISON IN TOOTHPASTE swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TV, for always focusing on the NIPPLES bad side of a terrible JESSE McCARTNEY thing.
• The main PORCUPINE'S BALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITTY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITPISSER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK YOU cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKSPLAT school for BRUSH MA TEETH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS sufferers to become DILDO manically depressed and WANK commit SHITHEAD suicide.
• There is no JOHNNY cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the BOYCOTT VIACOM! tics often have adverse MARCH OF FLAMES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ABO perodol" which caused my entire MICK body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and DUNE COON basically made it NIGGA! worse than FROG it is without the PEEPEE drug.

I am an active member of a SCUMBAG tourette syndrome CANDY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the ANAL DIABETES public view of Tourettes as a "BUTT PIRATE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHICKEN SHIT sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your VAGINA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COON this that really FUCK YOU annoys me. I am working towards a FOUR-EYES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GANGBANG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SOD, and making fun of a CUNTBUCKET horrible disorder is (not) CLUSTERFUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best MAMA MIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an PORTUGAL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your KENNY capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. DONKEY PUNCHER Regards to Andrew RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The [Insert silly non-swear here] bastard who wrote this article. You can TITTIES punch him if you PICKANINNY want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNTBUCKET saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SAND NIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHICKEN FRIES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HELL and DAGO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WALRUS SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SCUMBAG BAND WITH 4 NAZI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BONER HORSE! CHICKEN FRIES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHICKEN FRIES'S HOUSE

How SHITCOCK to SHIT cure BUTT-FOR-BRAINS the suck my mothers Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SOD for BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Syndrome FLYING FUCK is CHING CHONG CHINK following ASSHOLE these ASSHOLE rules LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT in HO order:

• 1: Avoid HOT GRITS immature COCKSUCKER little FUCK kids,
• 2: Count to NEGRO within ASSHAT 10 GRINGOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUNT CRAPPER MICK DAMN nor JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE talk,
• 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you FLAMING ASS BADGER don't SUITCASE PENIS have HITLER this DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX WITH NASTY GENITALIA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIENER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHICKEN FRIES last straw DAMN!

I fucking put CHRIST OF TABERNACLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BLOWJOB the TOP OF HEIL HITLER! THIS PISS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKER offensive. WIENER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RAGHEAD people who try CLUSTERFUCK to battle GYPSY'TRANNY that tight-ass COON 17-year-JERRY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NI it now, but someone said WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?' KIKE YUKY DOODY'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FEMADOM is a laughing CHRISTHUMPER matter. Plus there ARSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WHORE Uncyclopedia, there are GIVING HEAD articles SHITFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITHEAD stuff. So HO that means BALLS stop getting mad at the COCKSUCKER first part too and FUCKING talking about the BITCH letter that it's BITCH mocking (what BATHING SUIT AREA letter? I don't even know what PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNTYMINTS hi self SNUFF PORN even made a really COMMUNIST DILDO good point. "It's DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! nothing more BASTARD from a head nod to a SUGARTITS knee tick". SUCK MY DICK. Which I'll add TOTAL onto BUGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NAZI suffer that NAZI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JUSTIN BIEBER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICKHEAD be, because if I were a FAGGOT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you VENEREAL DISEASE Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll I WILL KILL YOU! be offended, don't read CLIT the freaking TITTYWANK article anyway.

GARBAGE DAY! SHITHEAD GENITALIA JACKASS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUM FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER FELCHING

FUCKING A WANK URINE-GARGLING POTTYMOUTH AY-AY-AY CHIGGER CRAPFUCKER ASS MOTHERFUCKER I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS CHOAD RUSKIE FRITZ CUNT FUCKSTAIN NIGGER TITS MILF CRAPMUNCHER MASTURBATION CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF FLYING FUCK PISS ASSCRACK SUCK MY COCK ABO BITCH FUCKHEAD BITCH WOP I WILL END YOU! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN TITMOUSE WANKER SHITFACE DICKHEAD GOBSHITE TACO JOHNNY CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST CROTCH CRAPMUNCHER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS suck my mothers OSTRICH MY ASS FRIG GENITALIA CUNT AUTOFELLATIO FEMADOM PAKI RECTUM RAIDER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SMEG DUMBASS BALLS TITTYWANK MASTURBATION BUTT-HOLE TENTACLE RAPE SHIT FUCK DAMN BITCH WANKER JACK ABRAMOFF MALARKY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CRAPPER DELICIOUS CAKE NIGNOG GANGBANG MAMA MIA BLOWJOB INBRED DOM DeLUISE SHITE SHITSKIN SHIT YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE NIGGER TITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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PHELPS CRACKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELL JOHN ELWAY PORCH MONKEY DONKEY DICK SHITTY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES COON CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MALARKY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER QUEEF DONKEY PUNCHER HITLER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH FUCK A DUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISS WANKER CUNT DAMN ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS KNOBJOCKEY REDSKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS ASSFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SPICY CUNT FUCK WIGGER FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS LICKER CHOAD SHITHEAD SHITTY GOAT DICK SHITPISSER TITTIES CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICKHEAD SPIC FUCKING RAGHEAD FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO CUNNILINGUS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BLUMPKIN PEARL NECKLACE MOZILLA FIREFOX GOOK WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! 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WETBACK DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS TITMOUSE ASS SHITE WETBACK COCKGOBLIN NEOPETS BLOWJOB FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RAPE NIGGER TITS FUCKHEAD SHITE NIGGER FUCKSTAIN COCKSMOKER CHING CHONG CHINK GO HOME AND DIE PUNANI TITMOUSE I'LL RAPE YOU ABO WARNER MUSIC GROUP I RAPE WALRUSES! DILDO SHIT WANK WIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS GENITALIA NECROPHILIA GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITE CANNED QUOTE DAMMIT BRUSH MA TEETH SUCK MY COCK MONKEY BALLS BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT DOUCHEBAG BUTTFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SEX CHOAD DOG FUCKER TITWANK BEAVER SHITCUNTING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNTRAG NORTH KOREA FAGGOT HELLFIRE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SACRAMENTO FIRECROTCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SPICY CUNT FUCK CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER CUNT LAPPER ORGASM FLYING FUCK CHRISTHUMPER NIGGER JOHNNY STEVE BALLMER TOURETTE'S IS FUN DAMN SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF HELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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FUCKING BASEBALL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLAK FENCE JUMPER JUNGLE BUNNY ASSBANDIT DICKFACE BRITNEY CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITE DICKFACE SHIT SEMEN DUMBASS ANUSCAKE TITTIES EMO COMMUNIST DILDO NIPPLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKHEAD YUKY DOODY FUCK DICKFACE NEGRO suck my mothers VENEREAL DISEASE HONKY BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF RICK MORANIS PISS OFF PISS DAMN IT PICKANINNY FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTYMINTS NAZI PISS OFF MY ASS YOU WANKER YOU WANKER COON CROTCH VENEREAL DISEASE HELL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHEBAG JERK OFF NAZI FUCK FUCK A DUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT BIRD SHIT PIGFUCKER FUCK OFF WANK CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COON CLEVELAND STEAMER BRUSH MA TEETH ASSHOLE FENCE JUMPER PIG HOMO HOT GRITS NIGGER TITS GRAPE PENIS ARSE DUMBASS 666 SHITTING DICK NIPPLES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKFACE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING JUMP! HITLER POLACK DICKHEAD FUCKFACE BANGKOK GANGBANG SEX CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DIPSHIT WEHATEMARIO FROG'S FAT ASS SHITTY JACKASS NIGGER VAGINA JACKASS RUSTY TROMBONE HEIL HITLER! HOMO CRAP BUTTFUCKER COCK PIECE OF SHIT BITCH DIPSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY HOT GRITS PUSSYLICKER SHITTY YOU WANKER WIGGER DICKFACE REDNECK RAGHEAD CROTCH DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH CODEINE IS A QUEER FALSE BENSON SUCK MY COCK JOHNNY SPANK THE MONKEY MASTURBATION ANAL DIABETES WIENER CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU HELL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT EMO GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE CROTCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK RAGHEAD DUMBASS DIPSHIT suck my mothers RAT'S COCK TAFFY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CAMEL JOCKEY I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE COCKGOBLIN AUTOFELLATIO TURD CHOAD KISSER BALLS FAG CRACKER FUCK STEVE BALLMER FIST FUCK CUNT SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the BUTTFUCKER and his MARCH OF FLAMES of girraffes in which DICKWAD while reading about LOGJAMMER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FELCHING