Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CRACKER'CHAV'JACKASS SHIT'POMMIE'BUKKAKE'BLISTERING BARNACLES'FRAK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JERK OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden SHITCOCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POLESMOKER or TITWANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GYPSY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GO HOME AND DIE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may I AM CORNHOLIO! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FIST FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JESUS FUCKING CHRIST INBRED words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITE utterFUCKance of socially DICKFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! television programs to address POMMIE Tourette's syndrome.

PIXIES Tourette's is CHIGGER not to be NICARAGUA confused with YOU WANKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHEBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! random DEMOCRACY disorientation, culturally-FUCKFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POLACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKHEAD language, PUSSY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK YOU CRAPFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GENITALIA souvenir shoppes and massive MORGAN TSVANGIRAI quantities RANDY TRAVIS of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITHEAD Polite Note to the ART METAL PRODUCTS Author:

The DICKHEAD Tourette's TWO-INCH PENIS Research Institute was DIPSHIT founded to ASSHAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUKKAKE article FLYING RAT'S ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ORGASM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HOMO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SCROTUM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NAZI Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LIMEY Tourrette's sufferers SOD OFF swear. You can BUGFUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHOAD TV, for always focusing on the NEGRO bad side of a terrible WETBACK thing.
• The main BONER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SUCK COCKS IN HELL! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITHEAD knee BOOBS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SON OF A BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLEMEN sufferers to become VAGINA manically depressed and DAMMIT commit RUSKIE suicide.
• There is no ANAL DIABETES cure, and the TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING RAT'S ASS tics often have adverse REDNECK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WOODPECKERSHIT perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go CAMEL JOCKEY numb and HENTAI basically made it NIGGA! worse than JERRY it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a HORSE SHIT tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the NORTH KOREA public view of Tourettes as a "ORGASM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUCK MY COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKFUCKFUCK sorry for DICK IN A BOX "hi-jacking" your FIRECROTCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLIT this that really BUTTFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITSLINGING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a FUCKSTAIN horrible disorder is (not) CLUSTERFUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHAT time.

Best GOD DAMMIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society KOREA LOVER.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. SOD Regards to Andrew SPICY CUNT FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The JUSTIN BIEBER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING A punch him if you 30 CASES OF PICKLES want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the O KURWA! saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my suck my mothers intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FAGGOT and WHORE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with YOU WANKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKHEAD BAND WITH 4 TWAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITHEAD HORSE! CUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT'S HOUSE

How DICKFACE to FUCKSTAIN cure FLYING FUCK the BUTT-HEAD Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS for FUCK Tourette's CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Syndrome MARY WHITEHOUSE is HOT GRITS following CHENEY these BATHING SUIT AREA rules BULLSHIT in ARSE order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature SHIT little MONGOLIANS kids,
• 2: Count to BUKKAKE within SHITCOCK 10 FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BOLLOCKS NIGGER TITS DAMN nor DOT HEAD talk,
• 4: Tell WANK yourself you FUCKHEAD don't INBRED have FUCKTARD this HOMO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK VAGINA WITH NASTY QUEEF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITS & DICKS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNT last straw POLAK!

I fucking put DAMN IT' my comment at the TOP OF THE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKTARD the TOP OF TOWELHEAD THIS WANK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be STEVE BALLMER offensive. MOTHERFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POMMIE people who try SHITFACE to battle DOUCHE'COCKSHITTER that tight-ass TRANNY 17-year-FUCKSTAIN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUTTFUCKER it now, but someone said HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS' GOD DAMMIT REDSKIN'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK OFF is a laughing BUTTFUCKER matter. Plus there JACKASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSRAPING Uncyclopedia, there are BOLLOCKS articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS stuff. So FELLATIO that means FUCK stop getting mad at the JACK OFF first part too and CUNT LAPPER talking about the NIPPLES letter that it's REDNECK mocking (what GIVING HEAD letter? I don't even know what SUCK MY COCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian SPIC hi self CUNT even made a really MONKEY BALLS good point. "It's PISS nothing more YUKY DOODY from a head nod to a JERK OFF knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add TRANNY onto PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSBANDIT suffer that HORSE SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SEMEN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITS be, because if I were a CLIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WALRUS SHIT hilarious. If you NI Want facts, go on FIST FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKSMOKER be offended, don't read POOPY the freaking BOOBS article anyway.

SAGGY TITS GOD DAMN MACACA WIENER SEX LOLCAT FELLATIO FUCKING SHITTY GOD DAMN

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CUNTBUCKET HELL SHITSLINGING CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JACKASS PISS ARTIST COON COCK COCKSUCKER TITWANK FUCKING A CAPTAIN CRUNCH DOUCHEBAG ARSE FUCKFACE WOP IT'S OVER 9000! DICKFACE MILF SON OF A BITCH BEAVER BUGGER OFF SAND NIGGER DICK FUCKBAG BLUE PENIS! FUCKER SHIT KAFFIR GOD DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY MASTURBATION BASTARD SHIT CUNT INBRED PIGFUCKER NIGNOG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TACO FUCKBAG PORCH MONKEY ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK FUCKING BRITNEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! POLACK YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK DOUCHEBAG JACKASS SHITCOCK BOOBIES ARSE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE GANGBANG SHIT SHITHEAD BITCH POMMIE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PAKI DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER GRAPE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP TITWANK JACKASS CHOLERA IS FUN! PUSSY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TIMBER NIGGER ASS FUCKER CROTCH PIGFUCKER PISS PISS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE WIENER BRUSH MA TEETH AMERICA'S GREAT! MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING COCK INBRED CRAPMUNCHER CONDOMS BUGGER ANAL DAMN VAGINA GIVING HEAD WETBACK JACKASS FUCKHEAD BLOWJOB BITCH CUNT PUSSYLICKER DARTH VADER HADJI WIKIPEDIA ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER DUNE COON DIRTY SANCHEZ 666 JOHN SMILEY FACE PORCH MONKEY SCROTUM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NAZI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHOAD KISSER CONDOMS ASS KNOBJOCKEY D'OH CUM KIDDY FIDDLER CHAV IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ARSE YOU WANKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HUMAN RIGHTS SHITCOCK CRAPMUNCHER DAMN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WANK YOU WANKER JENKEM SAGGY TITS GOBSHITE FUCK A DUCK JAP SON OF A BITCH DICK ABO ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS GANGBANG QUEEF BITCH ASSCRACK JUSTIN BIEBER BELLEND JACK OFF CUM POMMIE RAT'S ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GOAT DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITHEAD OH SHI– CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TITS & DICKS SHITFUCKER SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK PIG CUNT DOUCHE NAZI BUGFUCK FUCK A DUCK COCKSMOKER POLAK SHITHEAD SHIT BULLSHIT I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN DILDO DAMN CHICKEN FRIES YOU WANKER FLAMING ASS BADGER MOCKIE FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD COCKGOBLIN ASSHOLE BULLSHIT DAMN CUNNILINGUS WINDOWS VISTA FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NECROPHILIA SOD FUCK YOU MASTURBATION JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SUCK MY COCK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING MACACA BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER HAIL SATAN! NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FUCKING A I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BONG POTTYMOUTH SON OF A BITCH EAT MY SHIT! NIGGER SHITFACE BEAVER CLEMEN SHIT LIKE A HORSE BULLSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING VAGINA MALARKY TAMPONS SAMUEL L. JACKSON HO WOMEN'S RIGHTS PICKANINNY TITTIES CROTCH DAMN ALF SALISBURY CRAP ON A STICK FUCKFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WOODPECKERSHIT DICKFACE HELL I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK CUNTBUCKET BITCH FEWMETS DAMN BULLSHIT PRICK DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN FUCKWIT CHENEY BASTARD MARCH OF FLAMES AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION CUNTRAG FUCK I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY FRENCH TICKLER INJUN LAKE TITICACA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POOPY FUCKSTAIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NIPPLES DAMN CLIT WANK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DIPSHIT GOD DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK DICKWAD GOD DAMN DICKLICK ARSE CRAPPY FUCKFACE SNUFF PORN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BOOBIES CHING CHONG CHINK FELLATIO BLUMPKIN DICKHEAD FUCK A DUCK SHIT ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY PISS ARTIST SHITE FUCK BUDDHISM CUNT CUNTSWILLING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHRISTHUMPER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DUMBASS DICKFACE PISS ASS GREASER BITCH DICKHEAD GANGBANG NICARAGUA ASSCRACK BOOBIES FUCKING JUMP! BALLS SHIT HELL CROTCH DOODIE HEAD {{USERNAME}} DAMNATION JIZZ GOAT DICK HELL BITCH FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA MALARKY SNUFF PORN ASSHAT SHITSKIN KNOBJOCKEY TAIWAN BUTT PIRATE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! BALL SACK FUCKER POLESMOKER BUGFUCK FUCKING CUNNILINGUS PRICK OSTRICH MY ASS ARSEBADGERS BASTARD DILDO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BASTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS ARTIST CUNT TACO GOD DAMN CRAPMUNCHER TOWELHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DAMN IT CHIGGER PISS NIGGER SHITPISSER JACKASS SPICY CUNT FUCK SHAKOPEE CLEMEN FUCK YOU LOLLIPOPS SCROTUM YOU WANKER JOHN ELWAY FUCKWIT EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING A BASTARD NIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSCRACK BITCH TURD FALSE BENSON ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING ASSHOLE SHITTY BULLSHIT [Insert yet another person's name here] SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER DUNE COON JUSTIN BIEBER BATMAN & ROBIN MAMA MIA FAGGOT FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE DICKLICK RUSKIE NAZI JIGGABOO POOPOO FRAK GOD DAMN DUNE COON DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT ASS SHITBALLS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GRAPE PENIS FUCK BASTARD SPUNK CHAV SHITFACE JAP BELGIUM SHITFUCKER DAMN CUNT INCEST POTTYMOUTH ASS JACKASS TACO ASSHAT EMO CRAPPY ASS HATE HATE HAT JACKASS SHIT FUCK FUCK OFF SHITTY MICK FEMADOM CLIT BONER SHITCOCK FUCKING JUMP! AUTOFELLATIO REDEEMING VALUE PUSSY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FEWMETS DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE BUTT-HEAD HOMO DILDO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SOD HORSE SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKFACE NIGNOG I AM CORNHOLIO! ABO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR AUTOFELLATIO CUNTYMINTS MAMA MIA WIENER ASS FUCK BASTARD CUNT ARSE AY-AY-AY BONER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUGGER OFF WIGGER SHITHEAD DAMN BITCH DUNE COON CHOAD DUMBASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MALARKY BENSON SUCKS INBRED PENIS BATHING SUIT AREA SHITFUCKER BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER DAGO DAMN GOOK CLUSTERFUCK ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DYKE FUDGEPACKER NAZI CRAPMUNCHER REDNECK DOUCHE NAZI BOYCOTT VIACOM! HELL DAMMIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PRICK PISS OFF MY ASS DIPSHIT JENKEM DICKHEAD SUITCASE PENIS DAMN BITCH DAMNATION HOMO FEMADOM BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS CHOAD ALEX TREBEK GOOK YOU WANKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FEWMETS PRICK MARGARET THATCHER WANK PISS ARTIST POMMIE CUM SOD CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD I WILL END YOU! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN JENKEM DOG SHIT VAGINA PENISFUCK TAFFY PIGFUCKER ANUSCAKE ARSE CHINK HELL PRICK SHAKOPEE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FIRECROTCH ORGASM NIGGER TITS FELCHING CUNTRAG DICK PIECE OF SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASSBANDIT CHAV RECTUM RAIDER WANK FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS LET'S SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHOLE JERK OFF ANAL DIABETES SHITBALLS FUCK OFF DICK IN A BOX BITCH SON OF A BITCH SHITTY FUCKTARD REDSKIN PIG CHOAD PUSSY FRED PHELPS FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE DOUCHE NAZI FIRECROTCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT DOUCHE NAZI TITTIES MALL SANTA SHITHEAD DUMBASS HOT GRITS SHITCOCK TITTYWANK TOWELHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT ASSCRACK GOATSE SUCK MY DICK FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE JIZZ PECKERHEAD SHITTY CUNT YOU WANKER CUNT BUTTFUCKER DOUCHEBAG FAGGOT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JOHN ELWAY TITS TWAT JAP DONKEY PUNCHER JACKASS DAMN WANKER TITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JIZZ TITS MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE FIRECROTCH PEEPEE SHIT GOD DAMN I LIKE BUSH BRITNEY LICK PUSSY FIST FUCK DOUCHEBAG BUGGER MOCKIE BULLCRAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT [expletive deleted] BULLSHIT WOP O KURWA! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANK BEANER CUM FUCKING A NIPPLES WANKSPLAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAGO BASTARD BUGFUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK GENITALIA CHOAD FUCKFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOBSHITE OLD CHRIST OF A SMEG TITTYWANK JACK OFF FUCKFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FLYING FUCK ARSE GANGBANG FUCKING BASEBALL DOUCHE SAGGY TITS TURD P'KANG TWO-INCH PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITE FLAMEVIPER RAPE RAT'S COCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK pen0r BIRD SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANK TAMPONS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH POLAK SHITTY INBRED DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS QUEEF COON STEVE BALLMER DICKLICK CLIT CUNTING ASSCRACK TONY LA RUSSA ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITE ASS PISS BOOBS FUCK DICKFACE DAMN SEMEN SHIT FRED PHELPS DELICIOUS CAKE JACKASS FUCKING POMMIE FUCKTARD YUKY DOODY SHITTY CLEMEN CHING CHONG CHINK JENKEM HENTAI BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA BUGFUCK FUCK YOU DOUCHE NAZI MONKEY SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU TOSSER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD NINTENDOGS SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK FUCKING ASSFACE FASHION BUG DAMN COLGATE BENSON SUCKS KIKE TIMBER NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING SHITE PEDOPHILIA JERRY PENIS SHAKOPEE BIGNOSE KIDDY FIDDLER TAMPONS FUCK A DUCK DAMN IT FUCKER CUNT MR WINKLER IS GAY ORGASM DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS WEHATEMARIO JERRY YUKY DOODY POOPY FRAK BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKING ASSFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE CAMEL FUCKER PUSSYLICKER RUSKIE WANK SAND NIGGER ASSCRACK CRAPPY CUNT NIPPLES SHITTY ABO SOD OFF FUCK ASS BITCH SUITCASE PENIS DICK SHITE JIGGABOO FUCKING JUMP! HOLY DUMB FUCK HELL HONKY CRACKER ASSRAMMER BUGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SUCK MY DICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK OFF DAMN CODEINE IS A QUEER RAT'S COCK TITTIES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOTHERFUCKER DICK IN A BOX DOUCHING SCUMBAG WIGGER EAT MY SHIT! SIGMUND FREUD CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCROTUM Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SNUFF PORN and with the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR and his STRAWBERRY ASS of girraffes in which TITWANK while reading about FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NEOPETS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ORGASM