Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK'FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER'EMO'HOSER'FUCKWIT'DAMN'PISS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MONKEY SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNTSWILLING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden INCEST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JOHN ELWAY or BRITNEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CAMEL FUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOSES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PAKI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BAT FUCK INSANE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NAZI STRAWBERRY ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially GOD DAMMIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address PORCH MONKEY Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKWIT Tourette's is WETBACK not to be BULLSHIT confused with HELL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves INBRED random pen0r disorientation, culturally-FUCKHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BEANER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POWERSHIT language, MR WINKLER IS GAY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RUSTY TROMBONE PENISFUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFACE souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities DOUCHE NAZI of ANAL DIABETES TITS garbage.

Darnit.

A DILDO Polite Note to the TWAT Author:

The RAPE Tourette's DILDO Research Institute was TWO-INCH PENIS founded to MOZILLA FIREFOX.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have URINE-GARGLING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POLAK article BRITNEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ART METAL PRODUCTS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GO HOME AND DIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKTARD Tourrette's sufferers GOBSHITE swear. You can HOSER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WALRUS SHIT TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible POOPOO thing.
• The main FIRECROTCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BEANER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee BUGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSWIPE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT CRAPPER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AUTOFELLATIO school for FUCKWIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOB SAGET sufferers to become CHOAD manically depressed and CLEMEN commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no CRAPMUNCHER cure, and the SHITE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse BUGGER OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NEOPETS perodol" which caused my entire FRENCH TICKLER body to go FUCKER numb and DILDO basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHAT it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a BUGGER tourette syndrome SHITTY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS OFF MY ASS the DICK TITS public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSYLICKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for HORSE PENIS "hi-jacking" your DUNE COON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a pen0r better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a FU SPANG horrible disorder is (not) MOLDY TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITFACE time.

Best MOZILLA FIREFOX regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries TIENANMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society FIREWALLS.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. FUCKSTAIN Regards to Andrew LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFUCKER punch him if you O CANADA want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN IT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my NIPPLES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POMMIE and COCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 PISS OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISSHOLE HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How NIHILISM to SNUFF PORN cure NI the OSTRICH MY ASS Tourette's NECROPHILIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTTFUCKER for FUCKHEAD Tourette's JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Syndrome SHIT is HADJI following SHITSLIDE these BIRD IN THE HOUSE rules BIRD SHIT in BUGGER OFF order:

• 1: Avoid TAFFY immature ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS little AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS kids,
• 2: Count to BIGNOSE within PORCH MONKEY 10 SHITHEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISSHOLE BASTARD FUCK nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell PISS OFF yourself you DOUCHE don't HADJI have PISS OFF this CHOAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CONAN O'BRIAN WITH NASTY SOD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FAG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw YOUR MOM!

I fucking put DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS the TOP OF DOUCHETITS THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSWIPE offensive. FALSE BENSON. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE people who try TITWANK to battle I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!'BASTARD that tight-ass PORCH MONKEY 17-year-FUCKTARD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKSTAIN it now, but someone said SEX' DOUCHEBAG HITLER'DONALD RUMSFELD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK is a laughing FAG matter. Plus there FUCKFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAGHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are ARSEBADGERS articles DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSRAPING stuff. So PISS OFF that means CHAV stop getting mad at the TURD first part too and SUCK COCKS IN HELL! talking about the SHITSLIDE letter that it's HORSE PENIS mocking (what DIRTY SANCHEZ letter? I don't even know what HOMO the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTTFUCKER hi self BITCH even made a really SUCK MY COCK good point. "It's MONKEY SHIT nothing more GENITALIA from a head nod to a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! knee tick". DUNE COON. Which I'll add TITS & DICKS onto CAMEL JOCKEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUM suffer that FUCKING BASEBALL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to POLAK be, because if I were a DAMN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COCKSTUFFER hilarious. If you RAT'S COCK Want facts, go on SHITHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ORGASM be offended, don't read JERRY the freaking BALL SACK article anyway.

CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ASSRAPING HONKY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SON OF A BITCH PRICK DILDO HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!

GOBSHITE HORSE SHIT RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD DICKLICK CRAP PISS OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIPPLES FELLATIO PISS DAMN CLIT CHICKEN SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH NIGGER TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HOT GRITS BOLLOCKS KIKE I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT BALLS SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE ASS ANUSCAKE WANKER FELCHING CHINK JIZZ IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKHEAD DAMN IT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TITS & DICKS MAMA MIA SUGARTITS RAGHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSKIN POLAK SAND NIGGER NI HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER ABO TITWANK NIGGER RAT'S ASS RANDY TRAVIS PISS ARTIST CHOAD DICKHEAD FROG FUCK NUGGET NIGGER HELL DOM DeLUISE PIECE OF SHIT I WILL END YOU! 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CHOAD RAT'S ASS CUNTSWILLING CHALICE FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN GOD DAMMIT DYKE FUCKFACE FUCK SPIC FLYING FUCK DUMBASS HELL ARSE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CROTCH BONER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SUGARTITS ABO FUCK TITWANK SCUMBUCKET FRED PHELPS POMMIE PENIS CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER YID SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKER BELLEND DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD DOUCHE NAZI NIGNOG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK YOU KNOBJOCKEY FRIG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JAP NORTH KOREA DUMBASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEANER RAT'S COCK JACKASS SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCK SHITFUCKER BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKWIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SOD BUGFUCK HEIL HITLER! RIVER CRABS SUCK NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS PISS OFF MY ASS ASS LICKER SPUNK FUCKSTAIN DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT CUNT TOSSER FUCKING FUCK COCKSHITTER ASSHAT ASSHOLE PUSSYLICKER MINORITIES DAMN PIG GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! [EXPLETIVE] PRICK HORSE PENIS FRIG CUNT TWO-INCH PENIS DICK BEAVER FUCK ASS ASSCRACK BITCH LIMEY ARFENHOUSE FUCKER FUCK YOU TITMOUSE CAMEL FUCKER JACK OFF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NIGGER SHITE PISS ARTIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEEPEE CUNTSWILLING CUNNILINGUS BITCH SOD OFF FUCKING BASEBALL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BALLS PISS OFF FUCK BITCH DOT HEAD 666 MOCCASINS CRAP BUGFUCK SHITFACE JACKASS MONKEY SHIT BIG FOOT LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER SOD HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FOUR-EYES FENCE JUMPER BITCH FUCKING SHIT DOUCHEBAG CUNT CRAPPER DAMN RAPE BUTTFUCKER CC PLZ SHITTY SCUMBAG NI DICKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PEARL NECKLACE INBRED MALARKY FUCKER HO TITMOUSE JACKASS DILDO BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER SHITHEAD FUCKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! PISSHOLE CUNNILINGUS TOSSER ARSEBADGERS DOUCHEBAG PENIS WARNER MUSIC GROUP JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK YOU GO HOME AND DIE FUCK YOU BRITNEY AUTOFELLATIO COCK RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU SHITSKIN DUMBASS TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU DONKEY DICK CHING CHONG CHINK FRIENDS WANKER FLYING FUCK [EXPLETIVE] LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS POMMIE SOD POO POO BLOWJOB GENITALIA FASHION BUG BEAVER CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT EAT MY SHIT! PUSSYLICKER INCEST PISS BOOBS P'KANG CUNT CRAPPER CHICKEN FRIES YOU WANKER SHITCOCK TENTACLE RAPE TESTICLE CHOKE POWERSHIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! WANKSPLAT SHIT SOD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FLYING FUCK POLACK MOCCASINS FUCK YOU FUCKING FRITZ FUCKWIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS [expletive deleted] SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY WOP PISS OFF MY ASS DESU DAMN BASTARD BALLS BLOWJOB POO POO BLOWJOB NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FOUR-EYES ASSCRACK TAFFY HOMO FLYING FUCK LIMEY SHITSLINGING PISS CROTCH DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD PISS OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM LET'S SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS SEMEN GOATSE MOLDY TITS DUMBASS WIENER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DIPSHIT JIGGABOO JOHNNY BULLCRAP FUCK OFF CUM MICK FEWMETS OLD CHRIST OF A TITTIES REDNECK MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN POLACK PISS OFF WIGGER DAMMIT TITS & DICKS JOHN ELWAY ASSFACE NIGGER TITS FUCK OFF BUGGER OFF NICARAGUA ORGASM POTTYMOUTH SHITHEAD DUMBASS WANK CRACKER TUBA CUNT JACKASS SHIT WALRUS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BEANER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PRICK NORTH KOREA CHING CHONG CHINK CLIT DICK VAGINA GOD DAMMIT COCK BUGFUCK BUGFUCK CUNT ASSWIPE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CLIT SHUT UP, MEG! SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL PISS UP MY ARSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANK FELCHING DICKFACE SLOPE FRAK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTSWILLING CUNT MOCKIE INBRED SCUMBAG FUCK OFF CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK TOWELHEAD DOUCHETITS BUTT-HOLE FUCK DICKHEAD NEOPETS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAPE SEX FUCKWIT CROTCH MICK BUNG-HOLE JACKASS SHIT COCK GREASER CUNT SEX CUNTRAG NEGRO FUCKWIT FUCKFACE JUSTIN BIEBER ASS DUNE COON NIGNOG FUCKTARD FUCK YOU BEAVER DOUCHE NAZI PUSSY TWISTY VAGINA JERK OFF WIENER FUCKING A FUCK WANK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNT DICKLICK ORGASM FELLATIO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ARSE JOHN ELWAY SHITSLINGING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN IT BELLEND FUCKING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKHEAD HEIL HITLER! MONKEY SHIT RAGHEAD CRAP ON A STICK DONKEY PUNCHER HAIL SATAN! I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK YOU COCK DAMMIT SEMEN ASS SHITHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK O CANADA ASSCRACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS BONER DAMMIT FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER SHITFUCKER SHITSLIDE CHUFF PISSHOLE BONER DUMBASS DAMN [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SHITTY SHIT FUCKING SOD OFF RAPE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING NIGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUMBASS BONG DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKSTAIN WHORE DOUCHE FUCKFACE SEX CUNT CRAPPER BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT GRAPE PENIS DOUCHE CHING CHONG CHINK RAT'S COCK YUKY DOODY BOYCOTT VIACOM! MOLDY TITS CUNT BOOBS PISS OFF FEATURED JACK OFF POLESMOKER GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF HEIL HITLER! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITBALLS SHITE FLYING FUCK CONDOMS FUCKFACE SHIT GANGBANG PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKFACE BUKKAKE JACKASS TITS DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG SPUNK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DUMBASS ORGASM TAMPONS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK A DUCK SHIT BEAVER BALL SACK ASSHOLE SHITTY FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE CLEMEN ASS CUNTRAG SHITE CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOD DAMN WIENER BOYCOTT VIACOM! GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITFUCKER HELLFUCKER CRAPFUCKER DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT COCKSMOKER HELL ORGASM HELL GOD DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK BLOWJOB FAG WIENER SUCK MY DICK CUNT SHITFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOODIE HEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITFUCKER FELLATIO ASSWIPE TAFFY TOWELHEAD SMEG JIGGABOO SHIT FUCKTARD DAMN PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT SUCK MY COCK WIGGER SAND NIGGER TAMPONS SIGMUND FREUD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELL CHOAD BULLSHIT SHITTY DAMN SUGARTITS SHIT MARGARET THATCHER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? ASSFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SMEG SHITE SHITSKIN FUCKING JUMP! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLIT BUKKAKE CHOAD ASSFACE PISS UP MY ARSE FAG BUNG-HOLE YOGHURT CANNON CLUSTERFUCK GANGBANG DICKFACE SOD FUCK YOU DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE I RAPE WALRUSES! DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD TWISTY VAGINA SHITSLIDE CUNT DAMN FUCKING BUTTFUCKER ASS LICKER KNOBJOCKEY ARSE JACK ABRAMOFF PEDOPHILIA TWISTY VAGINA CROTCH FREE ELECTIONS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] RANDY TRAVIS POLESMOKER BASTARD FAG BITCH CUNT CRAP FAG TURD PUSSY SUGARTITS SPANK THE MONKEY KAFFIR DAMMIT 666 O KURWA! ASSFACE BONER WIENER CUNTBUCKET JACKASS SHIT SEX CUM JIGGABOO PUSSY PIG MOZILLA FIREFOX JERRY HUMAN RIGHTS TOSSER WANKER CARPET MUNCHER YOU WANKER BALL SACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS FASCIST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MARGARET THATCHER DICK CHICKEN RAPE DOT HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT NIGGER CRAPPY BRUSH MA TEETH JACKASS BUTTFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE DAMN DIPSHIT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] WOP FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER TIT SPRINKLES PISS ARTIST YID CLEMEN FUCK YOU TENTACLE RAPE SHITFUCKER TUBA BOOBIES WIENER MACACA WANK BUGFUCK SHIT COCKSMOKER MASTURBATION DOUCHEBAG GOAT DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX DONKEY DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHORE REDSKIN SEMEN ASSCRACK BOOBIES PRICK SHITSLINGING HELL GRINGO BITCH COON BULLSHIT TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE BIRD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE DAMN FUCK JOHN ELWAY PORCUPINE'S BALLS WETBACK SHIT ASSHAT GOD DAMN DOG SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ASS FUCKHEAD NIGGER BUTTFUCKER TITS JAP KIKE SUCK MY COCK REBECCA BLACK COCKGOBLIN WANK COON GO COUNT YOUR DICK FRENCH TICKLER SHITHEAD BUGFUCK GRINGO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN GOD DAMN ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES LET'S SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT FRIG FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH CUNTYMINTS SHAKOPEE GIVING HEAD CUNTRAG CRAPPY NAZI DAMN SOD FELLATIO BALLS FRIG GOATSE FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS PISS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JACKASS COON FAG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CONDOMS DAMMIT COON DAMN ASS FUCKING BOLLOCKS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LIMEY DICKHEAD DOG FUCKER DICK CHICKEN CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITWANK SHITCOCK POLAK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NECROPHILIA HELL ARSE URINE-GARGLING SEMPRINI DUMBASS PISSHOLE BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK GOD DAMN BLUMPKIN CUNT CRAPPER BATHING SUIT AREA KNOBJOCKEY MOSES HOT GRITS SCUMBAG BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FLYING FUCK WIKIPEDIA COCK TENTACLE RAPE YOU WANKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GOOK SHIT JIZZ ANAL DICKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE CRAPPY ARSE TAMPON IN MY ASS JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN GREASER FUCK PECKERHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT CLIT KIKE PISS SACRAMENTO BRUSH MA TEETH CHINK CRAPMUNCHER SCROTUM BELGIUM COCKSUCKER FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMN COON BUNG-HOLE TRANNY RICK MORANIS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH VAGINA PENISBIRD SPIC PRICK DIPSHIT MASTURBATION BOOBS SEMEN BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA HELLFIRE JUNGLE BUNNY PORCH MONKEY FUCK RAPE DAMNATION FUCKTARD CTHULHU FHTAGN MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! [expletive deleted] PISS ARTIST JOHN SMILEY FACE CLEMEN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PORCH MONKEY SHITCOCK FUCK CUNT SUITCASE PENIS HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT YOU WANKER NIGGER DAMN IT DUMBASS DAMN ASS HELLFIRE DAMMIT CONDOMS FUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE and with the GIVING HEAD and his DAMMIT of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about BUGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JACKASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• LAKE TITICACA