Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ABO'CLIT'ARSE'SEX'DIPSHIT'FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!'FUCKFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GOBSHITE look at the BEANER talk page of this FUCK OFF article for notes or discussion before FUCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING A characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLIT, sudden JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WINDOWS VISTA or CUNTYMINTS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PEDOPHILIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOBSHITE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RICK MORANIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DIPSHIT SUCK MY DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DUMBASS television programs to address BUTT-HEAD Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKFACE Tourette's is SUITCASE PENIS not to be SHITBALLS confused with BOB SAGET Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS LICKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random ASSHOLE disorientation, culturally-DICKFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HORSE PENIS language, SHITE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CRACKER FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP souvenir shoppes and massive FEMADOM quantities COCKSMOKER of ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A HELL Polite Note to the FUCKBAG Author:

The MOLDY TITS Tourette's CUNTING ASSCRACK Research Institute was SHITFACE founded to INBRED.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AY-AY-AY article JIZZ funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GENITALIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PRICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FALSE BENSON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about LOLCAT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING A Tourrette's sufferers RAT'S ASS swear. You can CLEAN DRINKING WATER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TV, for always focusing on the TESTICLE CHOKE bad side of a terrible AUTOFELLATIO thing.
• The main FRAK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JOHNNY knee BEAVER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TIMBER NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SON OF A BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MY ANUS IS BLEEDING school for DIRTY SANCHEZ something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKSUCKER sufferers to become CRACKER manically depressed and PISS OFF commit P'KANG suicide.
• There is no DOG SHIT cure, and the NIGGER TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DELICIOUS CAKE tics often have adverse FEMADOM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOG SHIT perodol" which caused my entire MAMA MIA body to go TAMPONS numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than MONKEY'S UNCLE it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a BUGGER tourette syndrome GOAT DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SCUMBUCKET the CAPTAIN CRUNCH public view of Tourettes as a "P'KANG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BEAVER sorry for ASSHOLE "hi-jacking" your HUEY P. NEWTON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I'LL RAPE YOU this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOON article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SON OF A BITCH, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) WALRUS SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GIVING HEAD time.

Best IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. TITTYWANK Regards to Andrew I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMMIT punch him if you BONER want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my TAFFY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CLIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are VENEREAL DISEASE and DILDO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LET'S SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUM BAND WITH 4 SHITTY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SEX HORSE! CLIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLIT'S HOUSE

How SCROTUM to QUEEF cure NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! the CHINK Tourette's TIT DIRT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFUCKER for HORSE SHIT Tourette's FUCK Syndrome BITCH is FUCK following SHITE these BENCH PRESS rules CAMEL FUCKER in ASSWIPE order:

• 1: Avoid JOHNNY immature PISS ARTIST little WOMEN'S RIGHTS kids,
• 2: Count to 666 within GRAPE PENIS 10 JAPseconds,
• 3: Do not open your EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA URINE-GARGLING HORSE SHIT nor SEMEN talk,
• 4: Tell CHINK yourself you CUNT don't INJUN have JACK OFF this BALL SACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITTYWANK WITH NASTY pen0r DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLIT last straw CHICKEN SHIT!

I fucking put CLEMEN' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ALF the TOP OF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK THIS FIST FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NECROPHILIA offensive. HO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PUSSYLICKER people who try JACKASS to battle DAMN'FUCK that tight-ass DOUCHEBAG 17-year-CLEVELAND STEAMER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOATSE it now, but someone said TRANNY' FUCKHEAD BASTARD'PIG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing KRAUT matter. Plus there TITS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUTT-HOLE Uncyclopedia, there are HORSE SHIT articles MONKEY BALLS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching D'OH stuff. So CUNT that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the PISSHOLE first part too and ARSE talking about the SCUMBUCKET letter that it's CAMEL FUCKER mocking (what DAMN letter? I don't even know what CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BONER hi self TAMPONS even made a really MILF good point. "It's FUCKFACE nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a I RAPE WALRUSES! knee tick". WOODPECKERSHIT. Which I'll add DARTH VADER onto 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't EXTRA LONG PENIS suffer that FUCKING FUCKFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK be, because if I were a DIPSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING FUCKFUCKER hilarious. If you BORDER HOPPER Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT be offended, don't read BOOBS the freaking JAP article anyway.

WETBACK FAG DOUCHEBAG SCROTUM FUCKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK SPIC ASS CHUFF

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PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS TITMOUSE FUDGEPACKER ASS LICKER SAND NIGGER TAFFY ASS FIST FUCK WETBACK YOU WANKER WHORE FUCK ASS [Insert yet another person's name here] TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK DOUCHE BOOBIES MICK GOD DAMMIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SECOND BALLS GOAT DICK CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS STEVE BALLMER ASSHAT FELCHING ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKFACE FUCK A DUCK CHRISTHUMPER TAIWAN GOOK TAFFY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WOODPECKERSHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ANUSCAKE DICKHEAD COON HELL SHITE CLIT DOUCHETITS FENCE JUMPER SHITFACE TRANNY TWAT FUCK FUCK PISS ARTIST CHIGGER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MICK SHIT SON OF A BITCH PISS DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA HAIL SATAN! JAP DILDO TRANNY NIGGER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WIENER SHIT CHINK YOUR MOM SEX ASSHOLE DIPSHIT ANUSCAKE POLAK BITCH ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT JACKASS SHIT FUCK YOU DAMN IT WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER TOSSER FEMADOM BULLSHIT PISS SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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BAT FUCK INSANE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? COCKSUCKER FRAK ANUSCAKE GOOK GOD DAMN BIGNOSE [expletive deleted] HO CRAPFUCKER PISS ARTIST TWAT DOUCHE PENIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK [expletive deleted] FUCK DAMN BALLS BELLEND ASS RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH GRIS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN BITCH SMEG CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBS DICKWAD TRANNY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOOK POMMIE SPIC COMMUNIST DILDO CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSHOLE YID ASSRAMMER CUNT DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK SHITTY TAMPONS ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP FUCK FIST FUCK TITS & DICKS GOOK BULLCRAP EMO POMMIE ASSRAMMER SHIT COCKSMOKER CUNNILINGUS HUMAN RIGHTS FUCK A DUCK DUMBASS BLUMPKIN OH SHI– NAZI ANAL FLYING FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD BEAVER BULLSHIT HELL PORCUPINE'S BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER DAMMIT COCKSUCKER FUCKWIT COCKSUCKER PENIS BITCH BIRD SHIT SHIT COON NAZI GYPSY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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BELLEND ORGASM SHITTY [EXPLETIVE] BIRD SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NECROPHILIA PUSSYLICKER DAMN MONKEY SHIT RAPE DOUCHEBAG CROTCH RAT'S COCK NAZI DAMN IT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOD DAMMIT DAMN DAMN IT BOOBIES TESTICLE CHOKE HELL PEARL NECKLACE FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITSKIN FUCKER LET'S SHIT PISS COMMUNIST DILDO HADJI MACACA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BEANER COCK HELL AUTOFELLATIO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FENCE JUMPER CUNTSWILLING BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER BITCH CHOAD KISSER SEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ARSE and with the GRAPE PENIS and his WOMEN'S RIGHTS of girraffes in which BUTTFUCKER while reading about MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMMIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BOOBS