Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!'MONKEY SHIT'POLAK'MARGARET THATCHER'SHITFUCKER'SEMEN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOCKIE neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHUFF, sudden REDNECK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JUSTIN BIEBER or ASSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CARPET MUNCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WETBACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA VOTE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JUSTIN BIEBER KRAUT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PIG utterFUCKance of socially HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMN television programs to address DUMBASS Tourette's syndrome.

BALL SACK Tourette's is TIT SPRINKLES not to be SAMUEL L. JACKSON confused with FELCHMONKEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BRUSH MA TEETH random DICKFACE disorientation, culturally-FELLATIO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ORGASM language, SHITE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places KIKE PAKI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CRAPMUNCHER souvenir shoppes and massive DIRTY SANCHEZ quantities GOD DAMN of ANAL DIABETES ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS Author:

The BULLSHIT Tourette's MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Research Institute was RAT'S COCK founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PORCH MONKEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YOGHURT CANNON article SHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK NUGGET changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRED PHELPS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOT HEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JACK OFF Tourrette's sufferers FUCKSTAIN swear. You can FUCKING JUMP! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DUMBASS TV, for always focusing on the EAT MY SHIT! bad side of a terrible PIGFUCKER thing.
• The main NIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NEOPETS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIGNOSE knee FAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is YOU WANKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes INBRED cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for WALRUS SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANK sufferers to become SLOPE manically depressed and FUCKWIT commit CUNT suicide.
• There is no CHICKEN SHIT cure, and the MONKEY SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FIRECROTCH perodol" which caused my entire IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD body to go SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH numb and GENITALIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than BULLSHIT it is without the TAFFY drug.

I am an active member of a AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI tourette syndrome WALRUS SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FAG the BATHING SUIT AREA public view of Tourettes as a "BENSON SUCKS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LENS CRAFTERS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for TITTIES "hi-jacking" your SCROTUM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK OFF this that really GOAT DICK annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BEAVER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SOD OFF, and making fun of a WOP horrible disorder is (not) MASTICATION FOR THE NATION funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANK time.

Best NIPPLES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TESTICLE CHOKE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “WIKIPEDIA” Wen

P.S. O CANADA Regards to Andrew BLISTERING BARNACLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can DUMBASS punch him if you JENKEM want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SPICY CUNT FUCK saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my FUCKTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHUFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BOOBS and O CANADA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SOD OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ARSE BAND WITH 4 TITS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HORSE! CHUFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHUFF'S HOUSE

How SHITCOCK to YID cure CUNNILINGUS the WANKER Tourette's FUCK A DUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMMIT for CRACKER Tourette's ANUSCAKE Syndrome suck my mothers is FLYING RAT'S ASS following VAGINA these SHITSKIN rules GOOK in BELLEND order:

• 1: Avoid BELGIUM immature MONKEY SHIT little FENCE JUMPER kids,
• 2: Count to SHITE within FUCKING JUMP! 10 FUCKING Aseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TITTIES CRAPPY BITCH nor ANUSCAKE talk,
• 4: Tell MY COMMUNION WAFER OF yourself you MONKEY SHIT don't BUGGER have DICKLICK this ABO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SEMEN WITH NASTY CLEMEN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHUFF last straw INJUN!

I fucking put FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHOLE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS the TOP OF PISS ARTIST THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITSKIN offensive. SHITHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK YOU people who try BEANER to battle YID'FENCE JUMPER that tight-ass I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY 17-year-COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK OFF it now, but someone said PISS' I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST REBECCA BLACK'FEATURED on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BEAVER is a laughing CAMEL JOCKEY matter. Plus there SONNY BILL WILLIAMS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HOT GRITS Uncyclopedia, there are MACACA articles CONAN O'BRIAN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING stuff. So MOTHERFUCKER that means GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS stop getting mad at the BONER first part too and ASS talking about the SHITFACE letter that it's BITCH mocking (what CHUFF letter? I don't even know what ORGASM the heck you're talking about). Adrian COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK hi self CUNTRAG even made a really DICK TITS good point. "It's NIGNOG nothing more CUNTBUCKET from a head nod to a JACKASS SHIT knee tick". BIRD IN THE HOUSE. Which I'll add TAFFY onto FRENCH TICKLER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GENITALIA suffer that FUDGEPACKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PIG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PUSSY be, because if I were a FUCKING A Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT CRAPPER hilarious. If you NORTH KOREA Want facts, go on CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS be offended, don't read AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! the freaking JUNGLE BUNNY article anyway.

O CANADA HO FAG FUCK YOU CUNT FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUGGER OFF

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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF HORSE PENIS PAKI HADJI RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK EMO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA COCK FAG JACKASS SHIT NECROPHILIA MARGARET THATCHER BASTARD DOG FUCKER ASSRAPING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GRIS HOSER WALRUS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS LIMEY CHINK BALL SACK TITTIES HONKY SUCK MY DICK FOUR-EYES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MONKEY SHIT WIENER PISS FUCKSTAIN CHINK BASTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS TITTIES PENIS JOHN SMILEY FACE JAP SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING BASEBALL SHITE WOP MOCKIE WEHATEMARIO I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SPRINKLES NEGRO FUCKWIT FUCK CONDOMS BULLSHIT SCUMBAG INBRED SHITCOCK CUNNILINGUS FUCKING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKSTAIN FUCK CUNT CRAPPER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKHEAD MACACA FRED PHELPS I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ASSRAPING FUCKHEAD WIKIPEDIA RULES FUCKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKWAD PISS UP MY ARSE MACACA BALLS NIPPLES LAKE TITICACA KRAUT CLUSTERFUCK GENITALIA YOU WANKER NAZI ORGASM NICARAGUA DICKLICK 666 I'LL RAPE YOU DOG SHIT TITTIES YOGHURT CANNON CHOAD KISSER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BASTARD TWO-INCH PENIS YOU WANKER SEX LIMEY THONG TASTER DONKEY DICK SEMEN BUGFUCK NIGGER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK YOU DIPSHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NEGRO MOCKIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHUT UP, MEG! DAMMIT HOSER SPUNK YUKY DOODY COCKSHITTER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HELL DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE AMERICA ONLINE GRINGO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MASTICATION FOR THE NATION SHITTY CUNT TITS & DICKS WANK FRITZ MALARKY BULLSHIT CUNTRAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JACKASS TAFFY GENITALIA FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI PUSSY POISON IN BABY FORMULA GANGBANG SHIT DICKWAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HELL FUCKHEAD DUMBASS ASS GOD DAMMIT WHORE QUEEF BATHING SUIT AREA 30 CASES OF PICKLES BLOWJOB KAFFIR FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN FRIES SHITSLIDE EARS OF CHRIST NAZI DAMN ASS FUCKING JUMP! DIRTY SANCHEZ GIVING HEAD CAMEL FUCKER SHIT JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO FRENCH TICKLER FOUR-EYES CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE BONER JOHNNY WANK DOUCHEBAG ORGASM COON BIGNOSE DAMN IT SHITFUCKER CHUFF FUCKING lowercase DAMN IT TOSSER WIGGER DOUCHEBAG SCUMBAG CRAP ON A STICK BOOBIES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUGGER JOHN ELWAY ASSHOLE BLUE PENIS! EMO PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY PENIS DOG SHIT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! NAZI DICK GO HOME AND DIE POO POO BLOWJOB BOOBS GOBSHITE BALLS CHIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX RUSKIE FUCKING BASEBALL ANAL DIABETES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOBSHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX FREEDOM OF SPEECH FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKWIT CUNTSWILLING SHITFACE HORSE PENIS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COCK KIDDY FIDDLER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SUGARTITS CROTCH SHITCOCK FIST FUCK DARTH VADER CUNTBUCKET DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SEX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NORTH KOREA CHICKEN SHIT FRITZ GYPSY HATE HATE HAT SUGARTITS BALLS PIKACHU SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA STEVE BALLMER BANGKOK SACRAMENTO MARGARET THATCHER ARFENHOUSE FELLATIO ASSHOLE CRACKER NAZI ORGASM SHITPISSER BEANER DUMBASS POLACK RAT'S COCK SUITCASE PENIS FLYING FUCK FUCKING JUMP! INJUN RAT'S COCK CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT NEOPETS ASSCRACK FUCKER ARSE GIVING HEAD NEGRO ASSWIPE REDSKIN CHAV MARY WHITEHOUSE ARSE SHITTY FENCE JUMPER BORDER HOPPER PISS CROTCH CRAP ON A STICK DONKEY PUNCHER TOURETTE'S IS FUN ORGASM BELLEND FLYING FUCK JENKEM HONKY TWISTY VAGINA BUKKAKE CLEMEN YOU WANKER HOMO CHINK CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKER POOPOO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK URINE-GARGLING URINE-GARGLING GOD DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNT HADJI THONG TASTER ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS OFF MY ASS [expletive deleted] ASS DONGSHOVER CHOAD DIPSHIT JACKASS CONDOMS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GO HOME AND DIE PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS JAP JACKASS SHIT HOT GRITS BLUE PENIS! BULLCRAP DAMN FUCK YOU WIGGER SHITHEAD MICK GOBSHITE GOD DAMN SUGARTITS FLYING RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT FUCKER DICK IN A BOX BITCH WIKIPEDIA BUKKAKE DAMN TOSSER WANK SHITCUNTING FLYING FUCK SHITSKIN NIGGER TITS NIGNOG TRANNY POMMIE DOUCHING NAZI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIPSHIT MONKEY SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BONER SON OF A BITCH SHITE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POOPOO DAMN TAMPONS TOSSER FUCKTARD DEVELOPERS! DOG FUCKER WEHATEMARIO YOU SUCK BALLS CAMEL JOCKEY MORGAN TSVANGIRAI TURD MOCCASINS JAP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BAT FUCK INSANE PEEPEE VAGINA RAGHEAD GREASER MASTURBATION BULLSHIT [expletive deleted] TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FLYING FUCK PENISBIRD FRITZ FRITZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD BALLS BULLCRAP HOT GRITS BOOBS YOU WANKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CC PLZ I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! RAT'S COCK SHITE POMMIE ORGASM ASS YOU WANKER ASS KNOBJOCKEY SIGMUND FREUD BOOBS HORSE SHIT NIGGER FUCKSTAIN CRAPFUCKER DOUCHEBAG DAMN IT SUCK A BIG DICK CLEMEN SUCK MY COCK ASSCRACK JACKASS HELL DAMMIT CRACKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK QUEEF NIPPLES GOD DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JAP BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS PRICK PEDOPHILIA BASTARD FUCKING NEOPETS JESSE McCARTNEY VAGINA DAMN BUKKAKE PECKERHEAD CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU MALARKY FUCKER CRAP REBECCA BLACK JAP FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SEMEN FUCK BONER BOLLOCKS HOT GRITS GENITALIA POOPY CUNNILINGUS FLYING RAT'S ASS TITWANK CUNT CRAPPER PRICK BOOBS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SCROTUM FUCKWIT DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! INJUN BONER PISS ARTIST RAGHEAD DOUCHE FAGGOT DAMN ASSHOLE HADJI ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DIPSHIT BIGNOSE NEGRO DICKFACE BOOBS BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSWIPE GENITALIA JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING SON OF A BITCH BIGNOSE FUCKTARD ASS REBECCA BLACK SHITE FRITZ I RAPE WALRUSES! BUGFUCK GOBSHITE CLIT SCUMBAG JACKASS NIGGER SEMEN CUNTSWILLING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH SON OF A BITCH LOLLIPOPS REDSKIN YOGHURT CANNON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI VENEREAL DISEASE HO BATHING SUIT AREA SMEG JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMMIT HAIL SATAN! VAGINA FUCKHEAD FALSE BENSON DAMN IT CHOAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TWAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICK TITS TAFFY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RICK MORANIS POLESMOKER TITS JACK OFF VAGINA BASTARD DICK SHIT BALLS BITCH CHOAD KIDDY FIDDLER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKLICK FELCHING PISS ASS FASCIST AUTOFELLATIO HELL PRICK HELLFIRE JACKASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO SAND NIGGER BUTT-HEAD HORSE PENIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DELICIOUS CAKE LOLCAT BEAVER PISS ARTIST DOG FUCKER GENITALIA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FLYING FUCK and with the DAMMIT and his POMMIE of girraffes in which DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! while reading about JIZZ!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKSTAIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DILDO