Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSKIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden I AM CORNHOLIO! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN IT or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUGARTITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS LICKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YID include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DIPSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially DICKHEAD objectionable words).
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Tourette's is RAT'S COCK not to be GO HOME AND DIE confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TRANNY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE disorientation, culturally-SHITTY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BIGNOSE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local P'KANG language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PUSSY DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TARTAR SAUCE souvenir shoppes and massive FEMADOM quantities PORCH MONKEY of ANAL DIABETES FUCKWIT garbage.
Darnit.
A GOD DAMN Polite Note to the BOOBIES Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MILF article CHINK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHICKEN SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GO HOME AND DIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ORGASM.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BLUMPKIN Tourrette's sufferers PORCUPINE'S BALLS swear. You can SEX blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the FRIG bad side of a terrible RECTUM RAIDER thing.
- The main TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAT'S COCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee KNOBJOCKEY NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WIENER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for DRAMA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAP ON A STICK sufferers to become [expletive deleted] manically depressed and WILLY WONKA commit DILDO suicide.
- There is no WARNER MUSIC GROUP cure, and the ARSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse FUCKWIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA perodol" which caused my entire FUCKER body to go FLYING RAT'S ASS numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the CUNNILINGUS drug.
I am an active member of a FRAK tourette syndrome SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSFACE the TOWELHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "BIRD SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KAFFIR much much (hand spasms) more...
I am HORSE SHIT sorry for FEMADOM "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PENIS ON A STICK this that really WETBACK annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HOMO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be O CANADA, and making fun of a FIRECROTCH horrible disorder is (not) WIGGER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANK time.
Best PAKI regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “KRAUT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply
As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.
Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen
P.S. COCKGOBLIN Regards to Andrew ASSCRACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE HAS AIDS put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?
Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBIES saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are RUSKIE and SHITSLINGING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FELLATIO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SAND NIGGER BAND WITH 4 FUCK YOU MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE
How POMMIE to BATMAN & ROBIN cure RAGHEAD the TITS & DICKS Tourette's suck my mothers Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SUCK A BIG DICK for CLEMEN Tourette's DAMN IT Syndrome CLUSTERFUCK is CHENEY following CLEMEN these GARBAGE DAY! rules TITS & DICKS in DAMN order:
- 1: Avoid CUNT immature FUCK OFF little CLUSTERFUCK kids,
- 2: Count to DOUCHING within COCKSUCKER 10 ASSHOLEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHINK nor CLIT talk,
- 4: Tell PUSSY yourself you SCUMBAG don't PENISPENISPENIS!!! have MONKEY SHIT this AAAAAAAAA! disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BALLS WITH NASTY FROG'S FAT ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELLFIRE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHIT last straw SON OF A BITCH!
I fucking put SHITFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE BASTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING the TOP OF DIPSHIT THIS SHITSLINGING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HORSE SHIT offensive. AUTOFELLATIO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SPANK THE MONKEY people who try THONG TASTER to battle CHIGGER'YUKY DOODY that tight-ass IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 17-year-VANDAL—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PRICK it now, but someone said WANK' NIPPLES PEARL NECKLACE'COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SUGARTITS is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there SHUT UP, MEG! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GO HOME AND DIE Uncyclopedia, there are COCK articles FRIG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUKKAKE stuff. So ASS that means COCKING FUCKBOROUGH stop getting mad at the YID first part too and FASHION BUG talking about the POLESMOKER letter that it's BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA mocking (what MASTURBATION letter? I don't even know what ALEX TREBEK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FIST FUCK hi self CONDOMS even made a really VENEREAL DISEASE good point. "It's DOUCHE nothing more YOUR MOM from a head nod to a VANITY PAGES ROCK knee tick". FEWMETS. Which I'll add INBRED onto SHITE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GENITALIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MOTHERFUCKER be, because if I were a WETBACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POLESMOKER hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on ASSCRACK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITS & DICKS be offended, don't read MOTHERFUCKER the freaking SHITFUCKER article anyway.
WIENER FUCK A DUCK BULLSHIT NIGNOG CRAPMUNCHER DAMN IT DIPSHIT KNOBJOCKEY BALL SACK RAGHEAD
SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD RAPE FUCKFACE SHITFACE CUNTSWILLING JIGGABOO SACRAMENTO OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH GOD DAMMIT TWAT BUGFUCK CHING CHONG CHINK FOUR-EYES COCKSTUFFER WIKIPEDIA TITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DOUCHEBAG POTTYMOUTH POWERSHIT ARSE ABO AUTOFELLATIO PENISBIRD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITWANK CRAP SHITTY STEVE BALLMER DICKLICK DOG FUCKER CUNT HENTAI ASS SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT HORSE SHIT MALARKY FAGGOT SOD OFF SOD NAZI CUNT REDSKIN MARCH OF FLAMES DAMN IT GO HOME AND DIE DONKEY DICK KNOBJOCKEY PICKANINNY DIPSHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MINORITIES BELLEND SHIT BITCH YOU WANKER BITCH CUNT NIPPLES SLOPE TACO FUCK BEAVER DOG SHIT SHITCOCK COON FUCK CUNT DAMN WILLY WONKA DAMN JIZZ DOUCHING GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST YUKY DOODY DONALD RUMSFELD TIMBER NIGGER TWAT I RAPE WALRUSES! 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PHELPS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK CHICKEN FRIES FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NAZI MOCCASINS KAFFIR DICKHEAD DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER TURD GIVING HEAD D'OH WANKSPLAT BLISTERING BARNACLES CHOAD BASTARD CHRIS CHAN NECROPHILIA TITTIES FLAMING ASS BADGER RAPE ANAL HORSE SHIT PENIS ON A BUN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK YOU TWAT SHITSLIDE FUCK YOU PENISFUCK FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK FUCKING JUMP! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FIST FUCK ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT ASS LICKER I CAN AFFORD FOOD SHITE CHINK RUSKIE ARSE SON OF A BITCH DICK ASSCRACK BUGGER AY-AY-AY FUCKING A DOUCHE YOUR MOM INBRED SEMEN FUCK OFF CUNTYMINTS COCK DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE JERK OFF FUCK SHITE INJUN BASTARD FUCK FUCKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHENEY WINDOWS VISTA BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN TOSSER HORSE PENIS BEANER YOU WANKER DONKEY DICK YOU WANKER HENTAI DIPSHIT PISS OFF NAZI GREASER DAMN IT TITS EPIDIDYMIS MASTURBATION FAG DAMN SHITFUCKER ANUSCAKE FELLATIO DYKE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSHOLE SCROTUM LET'S SHIT TWAT PIGFUCKER NIGGER SCUMBUCKET I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FRAK SHITBALLS COON REDNECK PRICK PRICK PUSSY GOD DAMN OH SHI– CHIGGER ASSWIPE SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TURD ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT NIPPLES SEMEN EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY PENIS FUCKHEAD A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! DICKHEAD KRAUT SHIT FUCK OFF REDSKIN DONKEY DICK RUSTY TROMBONE pen0r SHIT DAGO YOU WANKER HITLER FROG GOAT DICK DAMN CHENEY JUNGLE BUNNY FROG NIGGER FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH GYPSY SHITE FRIG JACK OFF SHITFUCKER BITCH DAMN POMMIE COCKSHITTER SUGARTITS PASTURE BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN CHOAD KISSER SHITHEAD SAGGY TITS WIENER WIGGER DOUCHE BELLEND FUCKBAG JUNGLE BUNNY SHITSLINGING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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HELL CUNNILINGUS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PENIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DILDO WANK JOHNNY SON OF A BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD PECKERHEAD TITS ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES BOON BELLEND WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITTY FIST FUCK ASS TAFFY FUCKER VAGINA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK YOU QUEEF DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN HITLER PUSSY BALLS DUMBASS TACO ARSEBADGERS BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK MY COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION VAGINA DAMMIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE DUMBASS MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITCOCK DILDO POO POO BLOWJOB ASSCRACK CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG CUNT SHIT BITCH SON OF A BITCH HOMO BALL SACK MILF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK TENTACLE RAPE ALF FIST FUCK CAMEL FUCKER LIMEY SON OF A BITCH DICKWAD BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER ASSFACE CLIT FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT INCEST ASSWIPE SHITCOCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! SCUMBAG ASSFACE NECROPHILIA TIT SPRINKLES SHITCUNTING ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! HELL WIGGER FUCK SHITFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT REDSKIN REBECCA BLACK FUCK YOU MOCCASINS FUCK PIG NECROPHILIA SEX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! EXTRA LONG PENIS KRAUT suck my mothers LIMEY YOU WANKER HELL FUCKSTAIN CHAV DONKEY PUNCHER GOATSE DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN FUCKSTAIN MACACA BITCH HO SHITSLINGING POTTYMOUTH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DONKEY DICK DAMMIT CUNT BUGGER BITCH JERK OFF BITCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY FRENCH TICKLER DOT HEAD DIPSHIT FUCKFACE SHITHEAD ARSE CUM BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS WINDOWS VISTA FUCKFACE ARSE JACK ABRAMOFF [Insert swear here] SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST FUCK SCROTUM MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF SHIT WHORE SCUMBUCKET DILDO GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER WHORE KIKE BASTARD ASSHAT BOOBS INJUN SUCK MY COCK FUCKFACE WALRUS SHIT NIGGER TITS suck my mothers BIRD SHIT SON OF A BITCH PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT JERK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BULLCRAP SHITE WIENER CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS CHINK SAND NIGGER CRACKER BITCH COON FUCKSTAIN HITLER CHIGGER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SHITSKIN NICARAGUA SEX SAND NIGGER NIGGER MAMA MIA WANK NIGNOG DOODIE HEAD JERK OFF ANUSCAKE BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKTARD TWISTY VAGINA BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER FRENCH TICKLER YUKY DOODY CUNT CRAPPER FUCKER BUTT PIRATE WANKSPLAT GENITALIA DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COON TAMPON IN MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO SEX DAMN IT FOUR-EYES BUTT-HOLE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BOB SAGET FUCKER CHIGGER BITCH RAPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSCRACK JACKASS DICKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITCOCK DOG FUCKER FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS ASSCRACK DICKHEAD FUCKING A SHITPISSER ASSHAT DICKHEAD OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA DONKEY PUNCHER BIG FOOT FUCK FAGGOT FUCKHEAD DICKFACE FUCK YOU PORCH MONKEY GRIS NIGGER TITS DOG SHIT JACKASS NICARAGUA DOT HEAD BITCH CUM HEIL HITLER! 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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
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- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
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SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FUCKTARD also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FELLATIO
Article written in the style of its subject This article is GOBSHITE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SUCK COCKS IN HELL! subject. If you do not find it funny NIGNOG, it is probably because you are an INBRED PUSSY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a RAT'S ASS joke loses its humour CROTCH when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have JAP needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DICK RAT'S COCK PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCK!!!!!I <3 COCK |

