Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MOCCASINS'CRACKER'DALAI LAMA'SEMEN'ASS'ASSFACE'PUNANI Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIPPLES neurochemical FUCK disorder POLACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNTRAG, sudden PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or CONAN O'BRIAN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I WILL KILL YOU! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LIMEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHINK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JIZZ TIT DIRT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS OFF utterFUCKance of socially TENTACLE RAPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COCKSMOKER television programs to address LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! Tourette's syndrome.

DICK Tourette's is HORSE PENIS not to be DICKWAD confused with CLUSTERFUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying EAT MY SHIT! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAT'S ASS random CUNT disorientation, culturally-WANKSPLAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SUGAR outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TOWELHEAD language, COCKSMOKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOAT DICK COCKSHITTER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WALRUS SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! quantities FUCKBAG of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A FELLATIO Polite Note to the NEGRO Author:

The BASTARD Tourette's suck my mothers Research Institute was WIENER founded to DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JOHN ELWAY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INCEST article MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOTHERFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAPFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JUNGLE BUNNY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TURD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SACRAMENTO Tourrette's sufferers CLIT swear. You can TITS & DICKS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AAAAAAAAA! TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible GRINGO thing.
• The main CHRISTHUMPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOG SHIT knee PENIS ON A BUN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKWIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLUSTERFUCK school for DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK sufferers to become SPUNK manically depressed and KIKE commit NEOPETS suicide.
• There is no NAZI cure, and the PORCH MONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse SCUMBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WEHATEMARIO perodol" which caused my entire P'KANG body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and TWAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN IT it is without the HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS drug.

I am an active member of a BOYCOTT VIACOM! tourette syndrome WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FLAMING ASS BADGER the FUCKTARD public view of Tourettes as a "I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLSHIT sorry for WANKER "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SCUMBUCKET this that really DIPSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a MASTURBATION better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JIZZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BALL SACK, and making fun of a FLYING RAT'S ASS horrible disorder is (not) SHITHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BRUSH MA TEETH time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS ARTIST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOOGLE reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIENANMEN SQUARE byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. JACK ABRAMOFF Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can BALL SACK punch him if you SUCK A BIG DICK want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JERK OFF saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my PIGFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNTRAG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CONDOMS and JOHN SMILEY FACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DYKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU BAND WITH 4 IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A RAGHEAD HORSE! CUNTRAG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNTRAG'S HOUSE

How BALLS to DOUCHETITS cure BITCH the TITTYWANK Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOD BLESS AMERICA for WHORE Tourette's BOOBS Syndrome FUCK is ORGASM following SON OF A BITCH these CLIT rules JACKASS in FUCKING order:

• 1: Avoid BLUMPKIN immature YOU WANKER little GOD DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to WANKSPLAT within WOP 10 FROGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOD DAMN SHITE PENIS ON A BUN nor BONG talk,
• 4: Tell WANK yourself you TITTYWANK don't I'LL RAPE YOU have NIGNOG this DOG FUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WITH NASTY GOD DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNTRAG last straw JERK OFF!

I fucking put PENIS ON A STICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF CUNT THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOBSHITE offensive. RAT'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NAZI people who try BASTARD to battle PENIS'PIECE OF SHIT that tight-ass POO POO BLOWJOB 17-year-JOHN SMILEY FACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I RAPE WALRUSES! it now, but someone said FOUR-EYES' TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FRIG'DOG FUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DONKEY PUNCHER is a laughing YID matter. Plus there BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BAD MOTHERFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are JACK ABRAMOFF articles BUGFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HENTAI stuff. So YID that means ASS stop getting mad at the SHITBALLS first part too and BULLSHIT talking about the JAP letter that it's ASS mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS the heck you're talking about). Adrian WOP hi self MICK even made a really COMMUNIST DILDO good point. "It's LOGJAMMER nothing more BUGFUCK from a head nod to a DICKLICK knee tick". BOLLOCKS. Which I'll add CRAPMUNCHER onto SHITFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BALLS suffer that POLACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to KIKE be, because if I were a ASSFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DONKEY DICK hilarious. If you DICKWAD Want facts, go on SEX Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ORGASM be offended, don't read WIENER the freaking DAMN article anyway.

JIZZ FUCKSTAIN TWAT SMEG ASS LICKER SON OF A BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS

SHITE SHITTY JACKASS SHITSLINGING GREASER LENS CRAFTERS CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN ABO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX CHENEY PISS PISS TITWANK NIGNOG HELLFUCKER CUNTYMINTS PROTESTS SHITCOCK WIENER DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS ABO FUCKING MASTURBATION CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN IT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ARSE BULLSHIT BELLEND DICKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE YID SUCK MY DICK FUCK OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMN BASTARD POMMIE BALL SACK MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DICK CHICKEN WOMEN'S RIGHTS BIGNOSE FRITZ WIENER ASS LICKER ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK TESTICLE CHOKE ALEX TREBEK BIRD SHIT FIRECROTCH EPIDIDYMIS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHENEY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNT SUCK MY DICK WIENER DUMBASS GYPSY BUKKAKE ASSWIPE TAMPONS BUKKAKE FENCE JUMPER CROTCH MOSES SON OF A BITCH SHITCOCK BOOBS DOODIE HEAD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY BLUE PENIS! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! STRAWBERRY ASS DOUCHE NAZI GENITALIA CROTCH POLAK DOUCHE NAZI BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COCKGOBLIN FUCK RAT'S COCK ASS DYKE FUCK OFF PENIS FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER WEHATEMARIO YOU WANKER RUSKIE RAT'S ASS TAMPONS TITWANK RECTUM RAIDER BOLLOCKS ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST GIVING HEAD CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TIMBER NIGGER DIPSHIT HELL REDSKIN FASHION BUG RAPE YOU WANKER DAMN BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE ASSHAT FUCKWIT FUCKING JACK OFF BORDER HOPPER DOG SHIT ASS TWAT TWAT INBRED FUCK SEMEN JUNGLE BUNNY CUM LOLCAT WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTTFUCKER FUCKING BOLLOCKS FUCKTARD BOOBS DOUCHING PUNANI PRICK HAIL SATAN! DOUCHEBAG DICKFACE JACKASS SAND NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN FIRECROTCH HO BRITNEY ASSHOLE JACK ABRAMOFF INCEST CRAPFUCKER [expletive deleted] SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE CROTCH SUITCASE PENIS STEVE BALLMER BITCH THONG TASTER INBRED FUCKING JACK OFF PEDOPHILIA I AM CORNHOLIO! PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER FENCE JUMPER FELCHING COON SHITSLIDE SHITE HO FUCK YOU GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK ASSHAT YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CRACKER ASSCRACK OH SHI– 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GIVING HEAD JOHN ELWAY SPIC RAT'S COCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITE SHITE PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAPPY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JIZZ TAMPON IN MY ASS ANUSCAKE WANK NI CONAN O'BRIAN SUCK MY COCK POMMIE CUNT CHICKEN SHIT DAMN FAG EPIDIDYMIS WHORE DUMBASS FRENCH TICKLER JACKASS SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT FUCK OFF ASSRAMMER INBRED CUNT YOU WANKER PISS FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER PRICK POOPY JOHN ELWAY FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK REDNECK CRAPMUNCHER ANAL SLOPE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTYWANK BUKKAKE ASSHOLE NIGGER TITS MALL SANTA BALLS COCKSHITTER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF CONDOMS DOUCHE DUNE COON GOAT DICK RUSTY TROMBONE RAGHEAD YOU WANKER DILDO O CANADA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKSTAIN BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLESMOKER INJUN YOU SUCK BALLS SHITFUCKER SHITPISSER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE DIPSHIT BULLSHIT COCKSHITTER AUTOFELLATIO BELLEND FUCKER BONG BUGFUCK CHOAD ASS CUNNILINGUS WETBACK BOOBIES FUCK YOU POOPOO DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT BEAVER DICKFACE FAGGOT SHITFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TITWANK PORCH MONKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES CAMEL FUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO DICKLICK GENITALIA CUNT JAP PISSHOLE NAZI EAT MY SHIT! RUSTY TROMBONE GREASER FELLATIO WANKER BOB SAGET DICK SHIT ASSFACE SPANK THE MONKEY CAMEL FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK BITCH DAMNATION ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FEWMETS THONG TASTER FUCK FELCHING TENTACLE RAPE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITSLINGING CUNT GOD DAMMIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HADJI MARGARET THATCHER WANK BUGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU FRITZ SHITFACE DICKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JUNGLE BUNNY PENIS ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE MASTURBATION RAT'S COCK DOUCHING SHITTY MICK CARPET MUNCHER SHITCUNTING DOUCHE FUCK ASSHOLE COCK ARSE JACKASS TWAT JOHNNY COMMUNIST DILDO BUTT-HOLE WANKSPLAT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASSCRACK MARGARET THATCHER DAMMIT QUEEF CHIGGER BORDER HOPPER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER HADJI CUNTRAG ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS ASSWIPE COON SHIT KIKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD TITS BITCH NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER CHENEY FUCKING A WEHATEMARIO BITCH FENCE JUMPER FUCK YOU CRACKER SHITFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! JUSTIN BIEBER WINDOWS VISTA FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE SUCK A BIG DICK GANGBANG PIGFUCKER BORDER HOPPER BIG FOOT BOOBS RADIO FREE LUNCH DUMBASS NIGNOG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKTARD CUNTSWILLING BUKKAKE WANKSPLAT WHORE SAND NIGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELL GOD DAMMIT FUCKING JUMP! FENCE JUMPER SHITSKIN SUCK MY DICK TOWELHEAD DOUCHEBAG NEGRO FUCK OFF TAMPONS CAMEL JOCKEY WANKSPLAT HOSER DARTH VADER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SUGARTITS FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO JACK ABRAMOFF CARPET MUNCHER HELL SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK DICKLICK EMO NIPPLES BLUMPKIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTY DILDO HELL ANUSCAKE DIPSHIT HONKY FUCKER MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK ANAL PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD ASSHOLE ARSE FEMADOM BALL SACK SPIC FUCKWIT PENISBIRD DILDO JAP FUCKING COCKSUCKER HELL FUCKSTAIN HITLER FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER POLACK MASTURBATION HELLFIRE BEAVER WIKIPEDIA REDNECK TITS DONKEY PUNCHER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CRAP MARGARET THATCHER GOD BLESS AMERICA RUSKIE FAG WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN ASSFACE COON suck my mothers ASSCRACK JACKASS SEMEN DICK DAMNATION BUTTFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TWAT TOSSER SHITHEAD GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD NECROPHILIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOG SHIT RAPE COLGATE BRITNEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DUNE COON BUTT PIRATE SHIT FRITZ SHITPISSER LET'S SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INCEST ASS DAMN NIGGER DICKHEAD ASS LICKER FUCKING JUMP! HELL DEVELOPERS! TITS & DICKS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SNUFF PORN MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! RUSKIE TOTAL SEX LIMEY DONALD RUMSFELD WANKSPLAT WANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PRICK BUTTFUCKER FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TIMBER NIGGER QUEEF 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 PEDOPHILIA POMMIE ASS TITWANK DAMN IT TITWANK TAFFY O KURWA! ASSFACE SOD FUCKING JIZZ FUCKTARD TITWANK BENCH PRESS DOODIE HEAD SHITHEAD JAP DILDO TWAT NEOPETS DAMN CUM PEDOPHILIA SUCK MY DICK VAGINA ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WEHATEMARIO VOTE BATHING SUIT AREA FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT HORSE SHIT SUCK MY COCK FLYING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS WOP ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT SHITE RAT'S COCK WILLY WONKA TOSSER SCUMBAG CHIGGER FAG YOU WANKER HELL PISS OFF WEHATEMARIO DICKFACE CHOAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SCROTUM SHIT SPIC JAP POMMIE FUCKING SHITE FUCK OFF BUGFUCK WANKER BUTT PIRATE FLYING FUCK ASS DICKHEAD DILDO WANK DONALD RUMSFELD WETBACK SHIT RAT'S COCK GOBSHITE JENKEM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU CTHULHU FHTAGN DAGO TAFFY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DILDO DUMBASS JACK ABRAMOFF RAPE BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER PENIS DOUCHE NAZI INBRED BELLEND DAMMIT BITCH FUCK YOU SEMPRINI HELLFUCKER WETBACK DUMBASS JACKASS SHIT HELL BULLSHIT FUCKWIT DONGSHOVER DOUCHETITS FUCKTARD POLAK POLAK ANAL INCEST CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHOAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE VENEREAL DISEASE QUEEF CUNT BEAVER RAPE D'OH BUGFUCK HORSE PENIS FUCKTARD BOOBS CUM FUCK FUCKWIT RAPE BELLEND WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITCOCK BAT FUCK INSANE MARGARET THATCHER HIGH WAGES DYKE MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! BITCH HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY PUSSYLICKER GRAPE PENIS PISS OFF COON FUCKSTAIN SHIT CUNNILINGUS FOUR-EYES WOMEN'S RIGHTS SPUNK RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN PAKI FELLATIO FUCKBAG I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS SHITTY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SCROTUM CUNT PISS ARTIST SHIT SHITTY FENCE JUMPER DILDO DONKEY DICK CAMEL FUCKER RAPE PISS ARTIST BITCH SEMEN GOD BLESS AMERICA CLEVELAND STEAMER URINE-GARGLING ANAL FUCK DUNE COON OSTRICH MY ASS SHITE FUCK NUGGET FUCKING TITWANK ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS DAMN IT A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! WANKSPLAT OH SHI– CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A HOT GRITS CUNTRAG MALARKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD POMMIE DONALD RUMSFELD MARCH OF FLAMES CHOAD KISSER SHITTY YOU BEANER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SUGARTITS JACKASS JACKASS SHIT DICKLICK TAFFY BENCH PRESS TWO-INCH PENIS BELGIUM RAT'S COCK JIZZ DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER SHITFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMMIT BRUSH MA TEETH FELLATIO SHITBALLS TWISTY VAGINA MOCCASINS SAGGY TITS DOG FUCKER ASS FASCIST FUCKING FUCKBAG ASS CUNTRAG BIRD SHIT BOLLOCKS ASSWIPE FUCKER BUTT PIRATE WOMEN'S RIGHTS DIPSHIT DOT HEAD NIGGER FUCKSTAIN CLIT PUNANI WANK JACKASS SHIT COCKGOBLIN ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! WETBACK BENCH PRESS FELLATIO DIRTY SANCHEZ BULLSHIT POLACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKFACE PUSSY CRAPMUNCHER PUSSY CLEMEN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKHEAD DARTH VADER SEX DICK MAMA MIA RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD SHITHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! RAT'S ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SPANK THE MONKEY ARSE GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE BIGNOSE ALEX TREBEK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLINGING LENS CRAFTERS BOB SAGET ASSBANDIT FUCK MR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CRAPMUNCHER DOG SHIT JAP I WILL KILL YOU! SPUNK PENIS JUNGLE BUNNY DAMMIT PISS OFF POTTYMOUTH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DILDO DAMN CUNT SEX SLITTY EYES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITTY DIPSHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WETBACK LENS CRAFTERS CUM POLESMOKER FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN SHIT JIZZ SHIT POLACK ASSHAT FUCK YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAPE BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHEBAG BUTT-HOLE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER COCK PORCH MONKEY PORCH MONKEY PEDOPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FELLATIO SUCK MY COCK FUCKSTAIN WANKER DOUCHING RAPE FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE INCEST LHASA QUEEF JUNGLE BUNNY PISS ARTIST VAGINA FUCKFACE JOHN ELWAY ASSHAT ASSFACE FUCK ASSRAPING GIVING HEAD BASTARD GOD DAMN DYKE CHOAD JOHN SMILEY FACE CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT ASSHAT SIGMUND FREUD NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK ON CRACK CONDOMS BALL SACK FUCKFUCKFUCK PRICK SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the ASS and his BATHING SUIT AREA of girraffes in which ASSHOLE while reading about FLYING RAT'S ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUKKAKE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WANKSPLAT