Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COON'JOHNNY'RAT'S COCK'NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES'YID'GOD DAMMIT'CRAPPY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS neurochemical FUCK disorder CONDOMS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JOHN ELWAY, sudden WOP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HOLY DUMB FUCK or CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCKSMOKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LIKE FATHER LIKE SON include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GANGBANG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOB SAGET utterFUCKance of socially FAGGOT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

PRICK Tourette's is TITS not to be KIDDY FIDDLER confused with WOODPECKERSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISSHOLE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING FUCK random RAT'S COCK disorientation, culturally-REDSKIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANKSPLAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GUMDROPS language, WOODPECKERSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky VAGINA souvenir shoppes and massive COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS quantities PUSSY of ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A JACKASS Polite Note to the FUCKSTAIN Author:

The ASSHAT Tourette's VAGINA Research Institute was HADJI founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COCK article TENTACLE RAPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NAZI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or suck my mothers changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOCCASINS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING swear. You can CHUFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame KRAUT TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible RAT'S COCK thing.
• The main SONNY BILL WILLIAMS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TOSSER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TURD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SPUNK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHING school for CRAPFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACK OFF sufferers to become 666 manically depressed and COCKSMOKER commit ASS suicide.
• There is no BELGIUM cure, and the DICKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse FEWMETS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna THONG TASTER perodol" which caused my entire ORGASM body to go BLUMPKIN numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICK it is without the SHITSKIN drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome SEX association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating O CANADA the GOD DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSCRACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOM DeLUISE sorry for BALLS "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PAKI this that really FUCKTARD annoys me. I am working towards a ALF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WALRUS SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NEGRO, and making fun of a RUSTY TROMBONE horrible disorder is (not) BIRD SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best ASS LICKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries TIENANMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not KOREA LOVER occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Regards to Andrew SHUT UP, MEG! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The FUCK NUGGET bastard who wrote this article. You can SAND NIGGER punch him if you SCUMBUCKET want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELLFUCKER saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my DOG SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JOHN ELWAY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CONDOMS and DUMBASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIBLE BASHER BAND WITH 4 SOD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOD DAMN HORSE! JOHN ELWAY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JOHN ELWAY'S HOUSE

How BOOBS to NIGGER cure SEMEN the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's GARBAGE DAY! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TWAT for PISS ARTIST Tourette's WETBACK Syndrome SHIT is CRAP ON A STICK following FUCKING these SHITCUNTING rules FUCK in CONAN O'BRIAN order:

• 1: Avoid SHITTY immature ASSBANDIT little DICKHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE within SHIT 10 SAMUEL L. JACKSONseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT nor CLEAN DRINKING WATER talk,
• 4: Tell POWERSHIT yourself you PISS don't FUCK have DILDO this FUCK YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ALEX TREBEK WITH NASTY HOMO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICK CHICKEN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JOHN ELWAY last straw COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT!

I fucking put HELL' my comment at the TOP OF THE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKFACE the TOP OF BLUMPKIN THIS ARSEBADGERS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FLYING RAT'S ASS offensive. BOB SAGET. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNTRAG people who try FUCK YOU to battle MARCH OF FLAMES'COCKSMOKER that tight-ass PEDOPHILIA 17-year-THONG TASTER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JACK OFF it now, but someone said SHITSKIN' PUSSY BASTARD'PISS ARTIST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITTY is a laughing CHENEY matter. Plus there DOUCHE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAT'S COCK Uncyclopedia, there are WINDOWS VISTA articles SON OF A BITCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITHEAD stuff. So DOUCHING that means FUCKHEAD stop getting mad at the DICKHEAD first part too and SCROTUM talking about the FUCKHEAD letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what BIRD IN THE HOUSE letter? I don't even know what MONKEY SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian VENEREAL DISEASE hi self SHIT even made a really BUTT-HEAD good point. "It's SHITSKIN nothing more WANK from a head nod to a WOMEN'S RIGHTS knee tick". FELLATIO. Which I'll add WANKSPLAT onto CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS ARTIST suffer that TALK PAGES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JAP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to INCEST be, because if I were a GARBAGE DAY! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOCCASINS hilarious. If you GENITALIA Want facts, go on TITWANK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAGO be offended, don't read SCUMBAG the freaking BULLSHIT article anyway.

RAT'S COCK TAMPONS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITBALLS JENKEM BALL SACK DAGO SHITE MOTHERFUCKER

WANKER CUNT TIMBER NIGGER DICKFACE FUCKWIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSHOLE FUCK HELLFUCKER JERK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER TITS ASS SHITHEAD BLOWJOB BUTT PIRATE BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH BEAVER HELL JIZZ FUCKING YID DICKHEAD HELL BULLSHIT ASSCRACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHRISTIANITY AMERICA ONLINE HOLY DUMB FUCK TOWELHEAD MOCCASINS POMMIE BUGGER HAIL SATAN! BELGIUM HYPERINFLATION CUNT ARSE NAZI DICKHEAD DIPSHIT DOUCHEBAG SCROTUM PISS GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INCEST INBRED OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH NICARAGUA PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU SHITE DOG SHIT HELL MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICKHEAD ASS LICKER TITMOUSE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HITLER DOODIE HEAD POOPOO MOCCASINS SEMEN GRINGO TITMOUSE BITCH SEMEN TURD MASTURBATION FEMADOM SHITSLINGING FUCKBAG SHIT PIKACHU FUCK FUCKHEAD WANKSPLAT ROSIE O'DONNELL JENKEM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAT'S COCK DOG FUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN I WILL END YOU! ASSHOLE CRAP ON A STICK DAMN ORGASM MALARKY GOD DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GYPSY THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES TENTACLE RAPE JIZZ SON OF A BITCH GRINGO CROTCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CLEAN DRINKING WATER FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES BRITNEY HO GENITALIA BASTARD DICK CHICKEN DICK TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSWIPE ASS NAZI BUGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JACKASS SHIT AY-AY-AY [EXPLETIVE] I WILL KILL YOU! DUMBASS NIGGER TITWANK CRAPMUNCHER SHITFACE NECROPHILIA AY-AY-AY I RAPE WALRUSES! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST CUNTRAG HENTAI AMERICA ONLINE BALLS FUCKING RUSKIE BITCH GANGBANG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHICKEN FRIES SHITHEAD SHITTY FUCKTARD ASSFACE MOCCASINS FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SOD BEAVER COCK DAMMIT WIENER PICKANINNY COCKSUCKER COCK BUGGER RAT'S ASS COCKSMOKER CUNTRAG ASSRAPING JIZZ BITCH SHITTY DICKFACE CUNT LAPPER BITCH FUCK FUCKING NEGRO FUCKTARD DICKFACE SHIT EMO TITWANK SHITSKIN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ARSEBADGERS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT REDNECK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PEARL NECKLACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT FAGGOT POLACK WANKSPLAT JACK ABRAMOFF KRAUT PISS FUCKTARD DICKHEAD MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! BASTARD BUTTFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER FUCK OFF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES FREE ELECTIONS MILF BALL SACK FIRECROTCH JIZZ SHITCOCK RAT'S ASS NEGRO YUKY DOODY [EXPLETIVE] SHITE [expletive deleted] SHITTY SHITFUCKER SHITE PIGFUCKER HOMO ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE HAIL SATAN! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT AY-AY-AY RAPE FUCK OFF PENISBIRD CLEMEN SHITE FRIG TENTACLE RAPE JACK OFF BLUMPKIN SHITE PISS ARTIST WHORE FUCKTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TURD DICKFACE FUCKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES HOSER CUNTSWILLING SCUMBUCKET DOUCHE JUSTIN BIEBER SCROTUM HELLFIRE COMMUNIST DILDO MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT INBRED DICKLICK NIGNOG DICKFACE ANUSCAKE PENIS ON A BUN BUTTFUCKER MOCKIE SHITTY NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY ASSFACE CUNT PUSSY NAZI POMMIE CHIGGER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKFACE ASS TENTACLE RAPE SCROTUM FELCHMONKEY FUCKHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH POTTYMOUTH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ALF SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG TITTIES BOON DICKFACE CUNT JACKASS TWAT TENTACLE RAPE DOUCHETITS BUTT-HEAD COMMUNIST DILDO DUMBASS O CANADA MONKEY BALLS QUEEF CUNT KNOBJOCKEY DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN DAMN TAFFY JACK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT CRAPPER INBRED I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUTT-HOLE BULLSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITPISSER NIPPLES FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK FIST FUCK JOHNNY WINDOWS VISTA ASSHAT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PRICK GOAT DICK TWO-INCH PENIS DIPSHIT SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! ANUSCAKE WIGGER WOP ASSWIPE SHITE CONDOMS DUMBASS FUCKWIT DAMN HAIL SATAN! WANK SHIT ASSWIPE ASSCRACK QUEEF DAMN PENIS CHIGGER YOU WANKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HORSE SHIT EMO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKWIT DAMN FUCKHEAD CHAV BLUMPKIN PIGFUCKER DICK IN A BOX DAMN FLUFFY CLOUD CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT PENIS DUMBASS BALL SACK FUCKFACE SHITTY SHITHEAD DONGSHOVER INCEST CUNT FU SPANG PIECE OF SHIT POLESMOKER NEGRO BUTT PIRATE WANKSPLAT RUSTY TROMBONE BUTTFUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGNOG TOSSER FEMADOM ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKFACE TRANNY ANAL O CANADA SHIT SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKHEAD TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING JUMP! O KURWA! SHITSLINGING GINGERBREAD ARSE BOLLOCKS NIPPLES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUGFUCK ASS CHIGGER CHAV FLAMING ASS BADGER DONALD RUMSFELD CHIGGER SCUMBAG DONALD RUMSFELD SHITFUCKER CHAV DUMBASS WANK MICK WIENER FUCKFACE TWAT FAGGOT BULLCRAP LIMEY NIGGER TITS POLAK BUTT PIRATE BASTARD SHITCOCK FELCHING FUCK OFF BALLS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSCRACK SCUMBAG PISS OFF SHITE DICK CHICKEN BUTTFUCKER DICKLICK SEMEN INJUN FUCK YOU PIGFUCKER CUNTRAG PENIS REDNECK SHIT PUSSY ASS DOT HEAD FLYING FUCK SHITE PISSHOLE WOP RAPE SHIT LIKE A HORSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK A DUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITPISSER BUTTFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSLINGING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD VAGINA MARCH OF FLAMES PUSSY WOP CLUSTERFUCK QUEEF ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE PORCH MONKEY CHENEY DOUCHING ASSHOLE ASSHOLE MONKEY'S UNCLE FELCHING PORCH MONKEY FUCKER WANKSPLAT SHITBALLS PISS OFF FUCK WANK JENKEM FUCKER SCUMBAG BUGGER FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS ARTIST HOT GRITS HELL KIDDY FIDDLER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUGFUCK SHITTY JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK SIGMUND FREUD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT RUSKIE PORCH MONKEY FLYING FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PRICK FUCKFACE FUCKBAG FUCK OFF AMERICA'S GREAT! DIPSHIT HOMO SUCK A BIG DICK DIPSHIT FIST FUCK TITS & DICKS GOBSHITE FENCE JUMPER BITCH ASS FASCIST CANNED QUOTE GOD DAMN ASS LICKER DUMBASS TWAT DAMN BUTT PIRATE BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD SHITBALLS MILF JIGGABOO HELL NORTH KOREA PIG DONKEY PUNCHER BORDER HOPPER DUMBASS PAKI DICK CHICKEN JUSTIN BIEBER TITTIES WANK THONG TASTER PISS SHIT NIGGER DOM DeLUISE CUNTRAG PEARL NECKLACE FUCKBAG I'LL RAPE YOU WANKSPLAT BIRD SHIT ARSE DAMMIT CRAP DOUCHE DUMBASS FUCKER TAFFY FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER DIPSHIT ASS PICKANINNY RAT'S ASS MAMA MIA HORSE PENIS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUNE COON FUCKING TITTIES DAMN JOHNNY DICKHEAD HOSER NIGGER TITS BITCH FUCKER SIGMUND FREUD CRAPMUNCHER ASSWIPE CUNT GANGBANG 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FAG NEGRO EUROIPODS WETBACK ORGASM TITTYWANK ART METAL PRODUCTS FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN DICKHEAD FUCKWIT PISS OFF MY ASS DONGSHOVER SNUFF PORN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SAGGY TITS FOUR-EYES TAMPONS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAPMUNCHER CHICKEN FRIES WOP SLOPE FRITZ CONAN O'BRIAN BULLCRAP ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH FUCKING THONG TASTER SON OF A BITCH SHITCOCK SHITFUCKER ARSE DICKFACE DARTH VADER DOUCHE NAZI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DIPSHIT COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT FUCKER ASS CUNT DICKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COON ART METAL PRODUCTS CARPET MUNCHER SHIT WANK ASS HENTAI EAT MY SHIT! NIGGER WIKIPEDIA SOD OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COCKSUCKER FUCK YOU DICK SHITE PENIS INVISIBLE! DICK CHICKEN CONDOMS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT CRAPPER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHICKEN FRIES A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! SHIT FUCKWIT PUSSYLICKER PISS DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKFACE SHIT KAFFIR FENCE JUMPER TIMBER NIGGER PUSSY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HOMO PISS OFF MY ASS EAT MY SHIT! FEWMETS SHITE DICKLICK SHIT CLUSTERFUCK HIV NEGATIVE PIXIES DICKHEAD NIGGER CUNTSWILLING SHITFACE SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I WILL END YOU! VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS HELLFUCKER YOU WANKER GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING FUCKER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE ASSFACE PUSSY PEDOPHILIA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RICK MORANIS DICKWAD PIECE OF SHIT SEMEN SHIT PROTESTS ASS POLESMOKER SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNT LAPPER CRAPMUNCHER TWO-INCH PENIS MOTHERFUCKER MILF FLYING RAT'S ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS LAKE TITICACA BORDER HOPPER SHITSKIN HORSE SHIT MICK DUMBASS DAMN DOT HEAD SHITFUCKER MAMA MIA JACK OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? [expletive deleted] CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHING FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK DAMN HELL DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT REDNECK KRAUT DILDO MOLDY TITS INJUN MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK FUCKWIT FUCKER CHOAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BELLEND NIPPLES IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU ASS CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS JERK OFF BOOBIES FELLATIO FLYING FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MONKEY BALLS CHICKEN FRIES TOSSER BOYCOTT VIACOM! BAT FUCK INSANE WHORE NIPPLES ABO FUCK AUTOFELLATIO CRAP ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD DOT HEAD JOHNNY BULLCRAP SHIT FUCK PAKI ARSE SHITHEAD FENCE JUMPER JAP SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSHAT BOLLOCKS VAGINA DOUCHEBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSFACE BORDER HOPPER WANKER FEWMETS BOON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI STRAWBERRY ASS COON MOTHERFUCKER DAMN GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOBSHITE BULLSHIT CUNT CRAPPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SEX CUNTYMINTS CLEMEN BLOWJOB SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE DUMBASS ARSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS D'OH BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! HOMO MICK FUCK YOU SHITHEAD PRICK WANK TOWELHEAD DEVELOPERS! DUMBASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS ARSEBADGERS CHRISTHUMPER CROTCH BULLSHIT FUCK YOU FUCK NIGGER FUCK YOU BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PENIS ON A BUN BUGGER OFF ARSE SACRAMENTO JIGGABOO DAGO FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT ASS COCKSUCKER [expletive deleted] GRINGO BULLSHIT GOATSE DONKEY PUNCHER BELLEND FUCKSTAIN NEGRO CUNTRAG FAG POMMIE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP INBRED JOHNNY GOOK SHITE MILF CRAPMUNCHER POLAK NAZI PENIS GOD DAMN DAMN FRAK PISS OFF BENCH PRESS VAGINA SEMEN SHAKOPEE RECTUM RAIDER PISS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MILF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ORGASM MOLDY TITS FUCK YOU BITCH DICK DIPSHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS INJUN SHITHEAD MOCCASINS NAZI DICKWAD WANK MONKEY SHIT PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE KAFFIR ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS SON OF A BITCH BALLS STUDENT PROTESTS ASSHAT BELGIUM ICE CREAM BONER BUGFUCK FUCKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK OFF CUNTYMINTS DEVELOPERS! TUBA GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER DYKE DOG FUCKER RAT'S COCK DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT DICKHEAD PUSSY INBRED DOUCHEBAG BALLS FELLATIO WIGGER COCKSHITTER SHITE RAT'S ASS FENCE JUMPER COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN IT FUCK DILDO FUCK OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHOLE MASTURBATION MONKEY SHIT HOMO DYKE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES DOUCHE REDNECK ASSHOLE DRAMA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! INBRED DOT HEAD [expletive deleted] BULLSHIT POMMIE NIGGER TITS NIGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! BUGGER DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WALRUS SHIT BUTT-HEAD LGBT RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT CHOAD DICKHEAD FUCK ASSCRACK DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD WANK KIKE PISSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT TITWANK REDNECK TWAT DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK HELLFIRE ASS INCEST SOD OFF TWISTY VAGINA REDNECK MALARKY SHIT ASSHOLE CUNT TURD PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSHAT PISS PEDOPHILIA FUCKER JAP BITCH FELCHMONKEY TITS DILDO YOUR MOM RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD SHITHEAD CUNTSWILLING SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI BIG FOOT RAPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSCRACK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES I AM CORNHOLIO! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITS PISS OFF FUCKHEAD HELL POMMIE SAND NIGGER FAGGOT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKBAG HOSER CUNT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING A RUSKIE TOWELHEAD ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER COCKGOBLIN HADJI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER COCKSMOKER SHITCOCK MASTURBATION STUDENT MOVEMENT SUCK A BIG DICK DAMN IT DAMN IT CROTCH ANAL KAFFIR BONG DICKHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT JIGGABOO ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA BOB SAGET COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT YOGHURT CANNON PEEPEE HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE CLIT NIPPLES RICK MORANIS FROG'S FAT ASS PORCH MONKEY PENIS ON A BUN WANK TITS BOOBIES GARBAGE DAY! HORSE PENIS FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MASTURBATION CHOAD SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH SHIT WANK BOOBS VANITY PAGES ROCK SHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS BUTTFUCKER DAGO WIENER WILLY WONKA DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FENCE JUMPER GOOK FAG COON MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JACKASS HELL EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PEEPEE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKSTAIN and with the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS and his TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE of girraffes in which FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK while reading about DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PIECE OF SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICKHEAD