Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JOHN SMILEY FACE neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNTBUCKET characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden ANUSCAKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NAZI or JOHN SMILEY FACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BLUMPKIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PAKI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HENTAI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TOWELHEAD ASS LICKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSCRACK utterFUCKance of socially PIECE OF SHIT objectionable words).
JACKASS Tourette's is DAMNATION not to be TITS & DICKS confused with LET'S SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BENSON SUCKS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TENTACLE RAPE random FUCK OFF disorientation, culturally-FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITWANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ABO language, TWAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING FUCK NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive COMMUNIST DILDO quantities FAG of ANAL DIABETES MILF garbage.
Darnit.
A BUTT PIRATE Polite Note to the FUCK A DUCK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING A Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GRINGO article SHITSLINGING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MARCH OF FLAMES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YUKY DOODY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITWANK.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CHINK Tourrette's sufferers PUSSY swear. You can COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AY-AY-AY TV, for always focusing on the SHITFUCKER bad side of a terrible TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! thing.
- The main FENCE JUMPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WIENER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITCOCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHUT UP, MEG! knee VAGINA NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLAMING ASS BADGER school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMN sufferers to become BALLS manically depressed and SACRED commit HOLY DUMB FUCK suicide.
- There is no MONKEY SHIT cure, and the ASSHOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse COCKSUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna D'OH perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go REDNECK numb and SCROTUM basically made it NIGGA! worse than DONKEY PUNCHER it is without the RAT'S COCK drug.
I am an active member of a BOOBIES tourette syndrome ORGASM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACK ABRAMOFF the AY-AY-AY public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DOG FUCKER sorry for DOG SHIT "hi-jacking" your JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSE this that really JOHN ELWAY annoys me. I am working towards a HELL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUKKAKE, and making fun of a INCEST horrible disorder is (not) POTTYMOUTH funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S COCK time.
Best FUCKSTAIN regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “COCKGOBLIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply
As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.
Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen
P.S. NIGGER Regards to Andrew COCKSUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply
As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?
Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my PISS OFF MY ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are FUCKSTAIN and ASSWIPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ARSE BAND WITH 4 BELLEND MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE
How PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS to COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT cure NIPPLES the ASSHAT Tourette's CUNTBUCKET Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment ASSFACE for CUM Tourette's DICKFACE Syndrome TOSSER is FRENCH TICKLER following JACKASS these I'LL RAPE YOU rules WANKSPLAT in BIRD IN THE HOUSE order:
- 1: Avoid SPICY CUNT FUCK immature CUNT little BASTARD kids,
- 2: Count to YOU WANKER within FUCK 10 BUTTFUCKERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BOB SAGET HONKY SHIT nor FUCKWIT talk,
- 4: Tell HORSE SHIT yourself you FUCK A DUCK don't PISS OFF have FUCKING this INCEST disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOODIE HEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCK last straw WOP!
I fucking put THIS IS A RARE SWEAR' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOD DAMMIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PORCH MONKEY the TOP OF BASTARD THIS FUCKTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHOAD offensive. DAMNATION. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JIZZ people who try JESUS FUCKING CHRIST to battle COCK'MARGARET THATCHER that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-COCK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSHAT it now, but someone said JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST' FUCKTARD JIZZ'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FROG'S FAT ASS is a laughing POMMIE matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAGHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are STEVE BALLMER articles FREE ELECTIONS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS stuff. So BUTT PIRATE that means AY-AY-AY stop getting mad at the FUCKING first part too and JOHNNY talking about the DAMN letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! hi self TAFFY even made a really NIGGER TITS good point. "It's SEX nothing more WOP from a head nod to a BONER knee tick". FLYING FUCK. Which I'll add NECROPHILIA onto NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE suffer that JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOSES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GARBAGE DAY! be, because if I were a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKWIT hilarious. If you MONKEY SHIT Want facts, go on SOD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JAP be offended, don't read BONER the freaking YID article anyway.
I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKWIT WOP BUGGER RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK
JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKSTAIN SEX FENCE JUMPER WANK HELL INBRED FIST FUCK TITS HENTAI CUNT WANK PUSSY WANKER PISS SON OF A BITCH WANK ASSFACE ASSHAT WEHATEMARIO FUCK WALRUS SHIT YID COCKGOBLIN GARBAGE DAY! WANK PUNANI PIECE OF SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAPE MONKEY'S UNCLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITTY SUCK MY COCK CUM CUNNILINGUS SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES BULLSHIT MALARKY FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! INBRED EPIDIDYMIS PAKI SHITHEAD SEX FLYING FUCK HELL ASSFACE FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ANUSCAKE FREEDOM OF SPEECH ALF SOD OFF DOUCHE NAZI FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHOLE SHUT UP, MEG! JACKASS WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! ASS PISS OFF DAMN BIGNOSE SUITCASE PENIS DICK BULLSHIT NAZI CUNT BRITAIN DAMN IT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BUGGER ORGASM FUCK OFF SCUMBAG COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHIGGER BOB SAGET ASSCRACK NAZI RUSKIE NEOPETS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK EPIDIDYMIS GIVING HEAD PIECE OF SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS MALARKY CHENEY JAP WOODPECKERSHIT EMO FUCK YOU DAMMIT GOD DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK NUGGET FLYING FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BORDER HOPPER DAMN IT ASSHOLE CONDOMS KIKE DAMN IT QUEEF MONKEY SHIT ADMINS ARE GAY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TUBA SMEG PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! YOUR MOM SHITHEAD FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON PEACEFUL FAGGOT CHOAD KISSER FUCKER DILDO WHORE WANKSPLAT ASSBANDIT MASTURBATION LGBT RIGHTS PUSSY CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK ASSHAT CUNT FUCKING WANK RAGHEAD PENIS SPUNK FUCKFACE BOB SAGET PIECE OF SHIT TWAT CHIGGER FRENCH TICKLER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SMEG DAMN FELCHING BUGGER OFF WANKSPLAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHETITS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TENTACLE RAPE SHITCOCK CRACKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKHEAD FRIG BITCH BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE DOG SHIT WETBACK WANK PISS OFF SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHAT JAP 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TURD KRAUT SEX TWAT TITS & DICKS FUCKING DOUCHE ARSE PEEPEE ASSRAMMER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT BEAVER SHITE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD BLESS AMERICA BUTTFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOUCHE FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING JERRY ASS CLUSTERFUCK ASS PEEPEE I WILL END YOU! HOT GRITS LENS CRAFTERS ASSCRACK FUCK YOU BASTARD SHITHEAD PENISFUCK CUNTYMINTS FUCKING FUCKSTAIN TITTIES FAG DUMBASS LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S ASS DAMMIT FALSE BENSON HOMO DOT HEAD GENITALIA SHITHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO EMO FUCKING A BALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX MARCH OF FLAMES SHITE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS KIKE BOOBS WANK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES pen0r ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX LET'S SHIT SHITPISSER FUCK A DUCK SCUMBAG PISS OFF CHOAD KISSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BORDER HOPPER ASS HORSE SHIT SHITFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JACKASS CUNT FUCKER DICKHEAD CHUFF MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT FUCKTARD DOUCHING CHIGGER SEMEN THONG TASTER SCROTUM DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK HATE HATE HAT TITS CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN PRICK TURD ANAL JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PEARL NECKLACE REBECCA BLACK BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKSTAIN WANK I WILL END YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS and with the WANK and his RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which DICKLICK while reading about FUCK!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See EMO also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- SONNY BILL WILLIAMS
Article written in the style of its subject This article is SAND NIGGER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DICK CHICKEN subject. If you do not find it funny SCROTUM, it is probably because you are an INBRED GO HOME AND DIE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHIT LIKE A HORSE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHIT joke loses its humour DOG SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DOT HEAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have CHOAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHOAD KNOBJOCKEY FIRECROTCH LET'S SHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK |

