Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without GREASER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BIGNOSE article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCKSTUFFER neurochemical FUCK disorder JACKASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POLACK, sudden RUSKIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ORGASM or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CROTCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated 30 CASES OF PICKLES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SON OF A BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JAP by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HONKY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BITCH GOD DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous OH SHI– utterFUCKance of socially JUNGLE BUNNY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOG SHIT television programs to address BELLEND Tourette's syndrome.

PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's is FUCK not to be PENIS ON A BUN confused with INBRED Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NICARAGUA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOTHERFUCKER random FUCKING disorientation, culturally-CUNTYMINTS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELL language, CUNTRAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER MICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GANGBANG souvenir shoppes and massive JACK ABRAMOFF quantities FUCKFACE of ANAL DIABETES INCEST garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the TAMPON IN MY ASS Author:

The CUNT Tourette's CHICKEN FRIES Research Institute was TRANNY founded to STEVE BALLMER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS ARTIST article ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAGGOT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLEMEN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of DOM DeLUISE Tourrette's sufferers HORSE SHIT swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TAMPONS TV, for always focusing on the BALLS bad side of a terrible DONKEY DICK thing.
The main CUNTRAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOBSHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee DOUCHING NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is TAMPONS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSWIPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for PISS OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITSLINGING sufferers to become OSTRICH MY ASS manically depressed and TITWANK commit HOT GRITS suicide.
There is no CUNT cure, and the FUCKING A drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING FUCK tics often have adverse BULLSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKSTAIN perodol" which caused my entire ART METAL PRODUCTS body to go FELCHMONKEY numb and TWAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than POMMIE it is without the HENTAI drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome SOD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTRAG the HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS public view of Tourettes as a "NIPPLES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BALL SACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK YOU sorry for EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DUMBASS this that really PISSHOLE annoys me. I am working towards a I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PEARL NECKLACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMMIT, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) TITMOUSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! time.

Best AY-AY-AY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PEARL NECKLACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KOREA LOVER degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. HONKY Regards to Andrew AUTOFELLATIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The PISS OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can DOG SHIT punch him if you CLUSTERFUCK want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AUTOFELLATIO saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my CROTCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine POLACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PUSSY and CLUSTERFUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAT'S ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKLICK BAND WITH 4 COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT HORSE! POLACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO POLACK'S HOUSE

How CLEVELAND STEAMER to ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP cure DOG FUCKER the SHITCOCK Tourette's CRACKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JAP for ASS Tourette's SHIT Syndrome PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE is BLUE PENIS! following CRAPFUCKER these DAMN rules MALARKY in POLAK order:

1: Avoid NIPPLES immature SHITE little DOUGHNUT PUNCHER kids,
2: Count to BASTARD within CLUSTERFUCK 10 GOD DAMNseconds,
3: Do not open your FUCKTARD BOOBS ASSFACE nor SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS talk,
4: Tell HATE HATE HAT yourself you STEVE BALLMER don't WIGGER have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

this BONER disease,

5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSFACE WITH NASTY ASSHAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUSSY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the POLACK last straw I'LL RAPE YOU!

I fucking put JAP' my comment at the TOP OF THE I'LL RAPE YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKFACE the TOP OF RAGHEAD THIS POLESMOKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FAG offensive. SNUFF PORN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? people who try DONKEY DICK to battle SHITHEAD'HITLER that tight-ass MY ANUS IS BLEEDING 17-year-RAPE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFACE it now, but someone said COON' CUNTSWILLING SON OF A BITCH'CUNTING ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICK IN A BOX is a laughing TITS & DICKS matter. Plus there BEANER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SACRAMENTO Uncyclopedia, there are CROTCH articles VAGINA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIENER stuff. So HORSE SHIT that means ASS FASCIST stop getting mad at the FUCKWIT first part too and DAMN talking about the SHIT letter that it's GOD DAMMIT mocking (what SHITFUCKER letter? I don't even know what PISS ARTIST the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self NEGRO even made a really SPANK THE MONKEY good point. "It's MARY WHITEHOUSE nothing more SEX from a head nod to a PENIS knee tick". BUTT PIRATE. Which I'll add HELL onto CLIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SON OF A BITCH suffer that BEANER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POLACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHICKEN FRIES be, because if I were a WOP Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HORSE SHIT hilarious. If you 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Want facts, go on NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll YOU WANKER be offended, don't read NIGGER the freaking GOD DAMN article anyway.

COON BOB SAGET INCEST SHIT PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK PISS OFF GRINGO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCKGOBLIN

ASSWIPE TITS ASSCRACK BOOBS TITS PUSSY suck my mothers ASSCRACK HELL CLIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MOCCASINS CHOAD TRANNY ASSFACE DICKFACE GOD DAMN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ORGASM DICKLICK JACKASS COCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RUSKIE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BELLEND WIKIPEDIA JERK OFF DAMN POWERSHIT ASSWIPE SHIT JACK OFF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER DELICIOUS CAKE SHITE JERK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU HOLY DUMB FUCK BALL SACK HELL STEVE BALLMER DICK BOOBS MALARKY SHITSLINGING BITCH SHIT HELL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN FOUR-EYES ASS SUCK MY COCK FUCKSTAIN SLOPE FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY TITWANK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKHEAD PRICK DEVELOPERS! HO CUNTRAG MARGARET THATCHER ASSCRACK DYKE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD DAMN RUSKIE FUCKTARD CUNT SHIT FUCKHEAD BOOBS CLIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE COCKSTUFFER MACACA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? INCEST DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK WANKER MILF AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING FOUR-EYES FLYING FUCK BULLCRAP YOU WANKER ASSWIPE SUCK MY DICK DONKEY DICK RUSKIE CUNT SHITSLINGING GANGBANG CLUSTERFUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] I'LL RAPE YOU DOG FUCKER PISS MOCCASINS YID SHITFACE ASS FUCKWIT CROTCH ARSE TITTYWANK FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT TITWANK MONKEY BALLS SCUMBUCKET SUGARTITS ASS WOP BOLLOCKS COCKSMOKER SHITFUCKER QUEEF DICKHEAD POLESMOKER HO ASSHAT FAGGOT GOBSHITE PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER ASSWIPE JOHN SMILEY FACE GOBSHITE TOWELHEAD ASSFACE SHIT FRAK MALARKY SHITE SHITCUNTING WIKIPEDIA FUCK BASTARD DEVELOPERS! PUSSY YOU WANKER DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU CC PLZ CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS EXTRA LONG PENIS REDNECK CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER DAMN WIENER GO HOME AND DIE BALL SACK ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS GOOK NIGGER PENIS FUCKING RECTUM RAIDER FUCK ASS TITS & DICKS TITTYWANK RAT'S COCK CUNTBUCKET DUMBASS PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE WIENER POLAK BUNG-HOLE DICKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TOWELHEAD FUCKER GOOK WANK FENCE JUMPER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITSLINGING PENIS PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE O KURWA! SHITTY ABO DUMBASS HELLFUCKER HORSE SHIT DOG FUCKER RAT'S COCK YOU SUCK BALLS FUCK NUGGET DAMN IT BITCH FUCK YOU KRAUT SCUMBAG DILDO WARNER MUSIC GROUP PORCH MONKEY ASSHAT MALL SANTA BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF CUNTYMINTS JERK OFF ASSFACE RUSKIE EXTRA LONG PENIS WALRUS SHIT PENIS GOD DAMMIT FUCKING KRAUT GIVING HEAD WIENER SHITFACE FASHION BUG HENTAI DUMBASS RAPE ANAL CHUFF SON OF A BITCH CUM FUCKHEAD TITWANK [expletive deleted] DAMMIT NIGGER CUNT CRAPPER TRANNY JOHNNY GARBAGE DAY! BALL SACK SHIT FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS VAGINA HELL JERRY DUMBASS DIPSHIT SOD DICK TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT PROTESTS RAT'S ASS SHITFACE FELLATIO ANUSCAKE ASSHAT PUNANI TWISTY VAGINA PICKANINNY DIPSHIT GOD DAMN DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKBAG GOD DAMN DIPSHIT FOUR-EYES DAGO BLOWJOB YOU WANKER ABO DIPSHIT BITCH DOODIE HEAD PISS HELL SHITTY BANGKOK SHIT TAFFY RAPE FAGGOT FLYING RAT'S ASS GRAPE PENIS NECROPHILIA DAMN BALL SACK SHIT TOWELHEAD FUCKING JUMP! FUCK YOU ASSHAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOATSE BUTTFUCKER NIGGER FUCK OFF FUCKBAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK OFF WIGGER SHITE PENIS NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TIT SPRINKLES [expletive deleted] AMERICA'S GREAT! DAMN IT OSTRICH MY ASS ORGASM TURD BENCH PRESS FRED PHELPS BOB SAGET DAMN YOU WANKER POLACK FRITZ LOGJAMMER COCKSTUFFER CHIGGER YOU SUCK BALLS CONAN O'BRIAN YOU SUCK BALLS NIGNOG VENEREAL DISEASE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUTTFUCKER FRIENDS NIGNOG DONKEY PUNCHER BIGNOSE SHITHEAD ASS SHITPISSER NECROPHILIA [Insert stupid word you just made up here] GOD DAMMIT FUCK ASSCRACK SHITHEAD SEX PORCH MONKEY RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER CUNT GOD DAMMIT FUCKING JOHNNY MILF SPUNK SHITCUNTING HELL BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK 666 JUSTIN BIEBER JOHNNY DICK TITS BOYCOTT VIACOM! EXTRA LONG PENIS BEAVER TITS BITCH ASSWIPE HELL BITCH POOPOO PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! CUNTRAG FUCKFACE EMO CUM TOWELHEAD FELCHMONKEY COCKSUCKER [expletive deleted] I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT GENITALIA SHIT FUCKFACE HUEY P. NEWTON CUNTRAG BELLEND DAMN IT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BASTARD FUCK BIRD SHIT WIKIPEDIA RUSTY TROMBONE GANGBANG FUCKER BLOWJOB HELL FELCHMONKEY CRAPMUNCHER FRIG BLUMPKIN UIGURS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHING JAP HAIL SATAN! CUNT SHITCOCK CLEMEN WIENER LIMEY COON ORGASM LAKE TITICACA [Insert silly non-swear here] ART METAL PRODUCTS MONKEY'S UNCLE DICKHEAD CANNED QUOTE FUCKTARD BELLEND JUSTIN BIEBER TACO ANAL DIABETES SPIC WANKSPLAT NAZI RAT'S COCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASS PISS ARTIST CONDOMS PEDOPHILIA CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH BOB SAGET RAT'S COCK TURD TOSSER FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY POMMIE FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH WOP BRUSH MA TEETH BELLEND SCUMBUCKET DICKFACE TOWELHEAD SHIT ASS SHITHEAD INCEST DOG FUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS FELLATIO PUNANI MALL SANTA HELL CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BITCH LOLCAT CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS OFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GOBSHITE ART METAL PRODUCTS BUGFUCK BUTTFUCKER WALRUS SHIT SHITTY SCUMBAG NAZI O CANADA DAMN TRANNY FRIG GREASER VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT PUSSY I'LL RAPE YOU JAP DICK TITS GO HOME AND DIE DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN BITCH BUTT-HOLE BRITNEY BASTARD NORTH KOREA NIGGER BITCH POOPY [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKER ASS JAP JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN FRENCH TICKLER CONDOMS PISS OFF MY ASS LOGJAMMER BASTARD POMMIE HELL MACACA HELLFIRE PIGFUCKER TITS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD DAMN ASS DIPSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY PISS OFF BIRD SHIT CUNT FLYING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT RAPE FEWMETS ASS LICKER PIGFUCKER BASTARD DOUCHE STEVE BALLMER CRAPPY PRICK ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST SPIC ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO SCROTUM BELGIUM NAZI BITCH SHITTY TITS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 TUBA ASSFACE KAFFIR BOOBIES SCROTUM ORGASM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JACKASS SHIT SHITE GOD DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ARSE SHITFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CHIGGER TOWELHEAD BASTARD D'OH SCUMBAG DICKFACE PISS ARTIST CUNT RAT'S ASS JESSE McCARTNEY SMEG TURD WANK BITCH CUNT SHITE TITS & DICKS BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT MOCCASINS BUTTFUCKER HELL PAKI TRANNY SHIT THONG TASTER CUNTRAG HELL PIG ASS POMMIE GOD DAMMIT FROG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BEANER RIGHT WING RAPE POOPY HORSE PENIS BIG FOOT SLOPE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITE PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER FAG FELLATIO FUCKING BASEBALL CUNTSWILLING ASSFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ CONAN O'BRIAN TWAT RIGHT WING MILF DOG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS MALARKY YOGHURT CANNON BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN BLOWJOB DIPSHIT SMEG 666 URINE-GARGLING GOD DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE LET'S SHIT TRANNY DICKHEAD PISS DEVELOPERS! SPICY CUNT FUCK FEWMETS ASSHAT BASTARD BOYCOTT VIACOM! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPPY BUGGER FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS SHITFACE JOHNNY JIGGABOO PENIS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CHAV NEOPETS MOCKIE ASS HAIL SATAN! AUTOFELLATIO COLGATE LOGJAMMER YOU WANKER CRAP ON A STICK SHITSLINGING PISS ARTIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ASSHOLE FUCKTARD SHITTY JOHN SMILEY FACE JACKASS SHIT GANGBANG BUGGER OFF FROG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS FEMADOM GOBSHITE CUNT CRAPPER BONER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFACE WOP JACKASS FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCKFACE CROTCH DAMN NIPPLES SHITE JACKASS SHIT BORDER HOPPER MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? SACRED BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING STEVE BALLMER PENISBIRD COCKGOBLIN PISSHOLE SHITE DAMN MICK JOHN ELWAY WINDOWS VISTA CUNTBUCKET COCK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A TWAT GOBSHITE JACKASS JESSE McCARTNEY SMEG DAMN GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT HELL EMO DAMN HELL CUNNILINGUS TACO TURD CAMEL JOCKEY PISS ARTIST BITCH FAG SWIMMING POOL HORSE SHIT GREASER CAMEL JOCKEY DICKFACE CHIGGER SHIT KAFFIR HATE HATE HAT BALL SACK FAG DOUCHE FUCKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST THONG TASTER ARSE ASSHAT TURD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLIDE INJUN JERRY SPIC BELGIUM CRACKER FUCK YOU YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE COCK ORGASM SHITPISSER FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELL CANNED QUOTE INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT PIGFUCKER DOUCHING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GRIS BALLS FUCKSTAIN FUCKER CHRISTHUMPER SCUMBAG CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE DAMMIT NIPPLES BALL SACK POLAK FUCK A DUCK JACKASS PISS PEARL NECKLACE TAFFY FUCK OFF TOWELHEAD FUCKING A PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MALARKY SHITHEAD DIPSHIT ORGASM BUGGER BLOWJOB MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANKER RECTUM RAIDER GRUE RAPE POLAK PENIS FUCKWIT CUNT CRAPPER DILDO HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER TITTYWANK JACKASS DONGSHOVER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CC PLZ FUCKTARD FUCKING BASEBALL JUNGLE BUNNY LET'S SHIT PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS WHORE REDNECK FUCKTARD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PENIS ON A BUN GYPSY CHIGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO MICK HORSE SHIT HENTAI WIKIPEDIA DICKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TAFFY SHITFUCKER ASS FUCK A DUCK suck my mothers CUNT NIPPLES JAP TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT NIGGER COCK SHITFACE JIGGABOO POOPY SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT HELL GOD DAMMIT DILDO WOP DYKE POOPOO FUCKFACE HIV NEGATIVE JACKASS PORCH MONKEY NIGGER CUNTBUCKET BITCH TENTACLE RAPE BUGGER ASS FASCIST SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL PISS OFF MY ASS CLEMEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE GARBAGE DAY! POKÉMON PIG PEEPEE BLUMPKIN SOD OFF RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JIZZ and with the PENIS ON A BUN and his GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS of girraffes in which FUCKTARD while reading about GOVERNMENT FILTERS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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