Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN IT'PORCH MONKEY'PISS'SON OF A BITCH'NIPPLES'FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK'JOHNNY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CLUSTERFUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKWIT, sudden FENCE JUMPER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WIGGER or FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FEWMETS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BELGIUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GO COUNT YOUR DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JESSE McCARTNEY utterFUCKance of socially DICKLICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOCCASINS television programs to address ASSFACE Tourette's syndrome.

TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourette's is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! not to be PENIS ON A BUN confused with DICKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSHOLE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSWIPE random ARSE disorientation, culturally-[Insert swear here]-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHING CHONG CHINK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLEVELAND STEAMER language, SPANK THE MONKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GRIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FROG'S FAT ASS souvenir shoppes and massive WARNER MUSIC GROUP quantities WIENER of ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A SCUMBAG Polite Note to the CHAV Author:

The MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was SPICY CUNT FUCK founded to [expletive deleted].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MALARKY article RAGHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCKSUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOT GRITS Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can LOGJAMMER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRIG TV, for always focusing on the SPANK THE MONKEY bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
• The main COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WHORE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BAT FUCK INSANE knee HONKY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PUSSY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMMIT school for CUNTSWILLING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage AMERICA ONLINE sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and SCUMBUCKET commit DOUCHE NAZI suicide.
• There is no CRACKER cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT tics often have adverse MONKEY SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go FUCKHEAD numb and FUCKING A basically made it NIGGA! worse than COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS it is without the HEIL HITLER! drug.

I am an active member of a NAZI tourette syndrome POMMIE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTBUCKET the TWAT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING A swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TIT SPRINKLES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSHOLE sorry for COON "hi-jacking" your I'LL RAPE YOU entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WIGGER this that really DOUCHEBAG annoys me. I am working towards a WIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHINK, and making fun of a BIRD SHIT horrible disorder is (not) RAGHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your KRAUT time.

Best PIGFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “INBRED” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. COCK Regards to Andrew SPUNK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The BOOBIES bastard who wrote this article. You can FELCHING punch him if you PORCH MONKEY want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SOD saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my ART METAL PRODUCTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKWIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN and DUNE COON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SACRAMENTO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 YOU WANKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKHEAD HORSE! FUCKWIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKWIT'S HOUSE

How YID to SOD OFF cure COCKGOBLIN the FUCK OFF Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PUNANI for CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Tourette's BOOBIES Syndrome GANGBANG is EUROIPODS following MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE these SON OF A BITCH rules GRAPE PENIS in SPIC order:

• 1: Avoid NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! immature DAMN IT little DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! kids,
• 2: Count to GOD DAMMIT within DOUGHNUT PUNCHER 10 BELGIUMseconds,
• 3: Do not open your POLESMOKER GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF nor POOPOO talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT yourself you DICK CHICKEN don't FUCKWIT have TWISTY VAGINA this BALLS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HO WITH NASTY YOU WANKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKWIT last straw POLESMOKER!

I fucking put GOAT DICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MILF the TOP OF BUGFUCK THIS WOODPECKERSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN IT offensive. VENEREAL DISEASE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHIGGER people who try CONDOMS to battle BASTARD'SEMEN that tight-ass PUNANI 17-year-I'LL RAPE YOU—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMN it now, but someone said FUCK YOU' DOM DeLUISE JAP'GARBAGE DAY! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING AUTOFELLATIO is a laughing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! matter. Plus there ABO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PEARL NECKLACE Uncyclopedia, there are PEEPEE articles RECTUM RAIDER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HEIL HITLER! stuff. So SHITTY that means GENITALIA stop getting mad at the SOD first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the JOHNNY letter that it's COMMUNIST DILDO mocking (what ASSHOLE letter? I don't even know what FUCKWIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian DUMBASS hi self BASTARD even made a really SHITSLIDE good point. "It's SUGARTITS nothing more SHITSKIN from a head nod to a BOYCOTT VIACOM! knee tick". pen0r. Which I'll add RAT'S COCK onto FRIG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD suffer that PEDOPHILIA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKWIT be, because if I were a BONER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOD DAMN hilarious. If you CAMEL JOCKEY Want facts, go on TWAT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WETBACK be offended, don't read FASHION BUG the freaking FEWMETS article anyway.

GOD DAMMIT ASS FELLATIO BLOWJOB CARPET MUNCHER RAPE PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER HELL GARBAGE DAY!

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SUCKS GRAPE PENIS FROG PORCH MONKEY LOGJAMMER ASS CHIGGER HELL PUSSY PISSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK TOWELHEAD ANAL CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN GYPSY CHING CHONG CHINK RAT'S COCK CC PLZ BASTARD HELLFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ARSE BUTTFUCKER PENISFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE BIRD SHIT CUNTSWILLING SHIT FLYING FUCK NAZI FUCKER PRICK ASSFACE FUCKFACE DICKLICK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BUGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE DILDO JAP BASEBALL ASSHOLE FUCKING A HELLFUCKER suck my mothers MOCCASINS HONKY KIDDY FIDDLER NIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES BONER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMMIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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WIENER SHITHEAD GOD DAMN BUGGER SUGARTITS ASSRAPING SHIT JACKASS SHIT ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG CARPET MUNCHER SHITFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIGFUCKER BUTT PIRATE DOT HEAD COCKSMOKER ASSFACE DOUCHE NAZI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BITCH SHIT SHITCOCK TITTIES CUM BOB SAGET BIRD SHIT DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS SHITE FRIG BULLSHIT CHRISTHUMPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOMO SHITPISSER ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD PICKANINNY WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKER RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT PECKERHEAD ARSE GRAPE PENIS NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE PISS HELLFUCKER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 ROMANIA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT BUTTFUCKER SEMEN TAFFY BOB SAGET BALL SACK CUNTRAG ABO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISSHOLE pen0r DAMN DUMBASS SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MARGARET THATCHER SUCK A BIG DICK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK GREASER PENIS FUCKBAG ANAL DIABETES CLUSTERFUCK CRAPPY I AM CORNHOLIO! WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BLISTERING BARNACLES CLUSTERFUCK POLAK BUTTFUCKER FUCK BOOBIES BENSON SUCKS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAGO PISS ARTIST PORCH MONKEY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOBSHITE TIBET WANKER DILDO DYKE BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITTYWANK DICKWAD JENKEM ASS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BOOBS VENEREAL DISEASE SPUNK FUCKBAG GANGBANG CLUSTERFUCK EMO MOCCASINS DICKHEAD HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKER BIG FOOT GOD DAMN SEX FUCKING DICKFACE ASS BASTARD BUGGER OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT CHOAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITSLINGING COCK DAMN BONG RAT'S ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK LAKE TITICACA BALLS FUCKSTAIN VAGINA CHENEY CONDOMS FAGGOT ASS BOB SAGET CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT FAGGOT NIPPLES SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FENCE JUMPER SHITFACE KIKE DONGSHOVER BEAVER FUCKSTAIN DOM DeLUISE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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BITCH DOG FUCKER GRUE RAPE NIPPLES POTTYMOUTH CHICKEN FRIES CUM RUSTY TROMBONE DICKHEAD 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DAGO DAMN BASTARD GANGBANG SHITFUCKER PICKANINNY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHOAD WOP BUDDHISM AMERICA ONLINE BLUMPKIN ASSBANDIT PUSSYLICKER ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FASHION BUG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH NAZI FUCKER BITCH UNICORNS EPIDIDYMIS CUNTYMINTS GOBSHITE TACO GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE WANK HOMO KAFFIR WIENER BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST BOB SAGET ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITTY BUTTFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CAMEL JOCKEY PUNANI WETBACK YOU WANKER TWISTY VAGINA DICKLICK CHOAD FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITWANK TITWANK FROG BIG FOOT BITCH BASTARD SHITHEAD BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHRISTHUMPER FUCKER BITCH PISSHOLE CHOAD KISSER SHITFACE DAGO TACO BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

MOTHERFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE COON NIGGER TITS COON O KURWA! GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS CRAPFUCKER NIPPLES PRICK FUCKSTAIN BRITNEY SHITHEAD HOSER TOSSER FUCK A DUCK SHITTY SOD THONG TASTER FELLATIO PENIS ON A STICK TAMPON IN MY ASS LENS CRAFTERS JOHN ELWAY WILLY WONKA TITS DONKEY PUNCHER CHINK SUGARTITS PENIS SLOPE SNUFF PORN ASS CHICKEN SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YOU GYPSY FUCKSTAIN SLOPE FELLATIO PISS ARTIST WOMEN'S RIGHTS JIZZ BITCH SEX DONALD RUMSFELD BOOBS FUCKING ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX BEAVER DICK BATMAN & ROBIN SEX PEDOPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSWIPE PENISFUCK BASTARD THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DUMBASS DUMBASS SHIT HENTAI KIKE FIRECROTCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ARSE CLIT BRITNEY CUNTSWILLING SCUMBUCKET Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANK and with the BASTARD and his FUCK of girraffes in which HELL while reading about TITMOUSE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MOTHERFUCKER