Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JOHNNY'EXTRA LONG PENIS'CUNT'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS'CHIGGER'CUNT'JIGGABOO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a RAT'S ASS look at the KNOBJOCKEY talk page of this KIDDY FIDDLER article for notes or discussion before WANK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PAKI neurochemical FUCK disorder DIPSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSFACE, sudden TWAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SON OF A BITCH or JACKASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly THONG TASTER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POOPY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCRATCH! GROUNDER! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNTYMINTS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONKEY'S UNCLE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 utterFUCKance of socially DICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NECROPHILIA television programs to address JACKASS Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is BUKKAKE not to be DEVELOPERS! confused with ASSFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VAGINA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AY-AY-AY random HELL disorientation, culturally-BLOWJOB-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLEVELAND STEAMER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HADJI language, SHIT LIKE A HORSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHOAD souvenir shoppes and massive GIVING HEAD quantities HOSER of ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING garbage.

Darnit.

A SLOPE Polite Note to the DOG SHIT Author:

The PISSHOLE Tourette's TWISTY VAGINA Research Institute was WILLY WONKA founded to SCUMBAG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMMIT article AUTOFELLATIO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and QUEEF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING BASEBALL Tourrette's sufferers FUCKER swear. You can OH SHI– blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COLGATE TV, for always focusing on the SACRAMENTO bad side of a terrible EMO thing.
• The main ROSIE O'DONNELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SON OF A BITCH knee ASSWIPE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WETBACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BENSON SUCKS school for FUCKWIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JOHNNY sufferers to become WIKIPEDIA manically depressed and KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 commit JOHN SMILEY FACE suicide.
• There is no COCKGOBLIN cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the I WILL END YOU! tics often have adverse CLEMEN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FLYING RAT'S ASS perodol" which caused my entire ASS FASCIST body to go NICARAGUA numb and FUCKTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than MUGABE'S MOMMA it is without the FRENCH TICKLER drug.

I am an active member of a COCKSHITTER tourette syndrome COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the FUCKING public view of Tourettes as a "HELLFIRE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SONNY BILL WILLIAMS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SMEG sorry for FUCKWIT "hi-jacking" your DARTH VADER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKTARD this that really FLYING RAT'S ASS annoys me. I am working towards a WIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NECROPHILIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WOODPECKERSHIT, and making fun of a DAMN IT horrible disorder is (not) JUSTIN BIEBER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICK CHICKEN time.

Best ASSCRACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew HELLFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The I DON'T HAVE AIDS bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNTBUCKET punch him if you CLUSTERFUCK want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITMOUSE and LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHAKOPEE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOATSE BAND WITH 4 HELLFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HORSE! ASSFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSFACE'S HOUSE

How DUMBASS to SEX cure BORDER HOPPER the RUSKIE Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SON OF A BITCH for TWAT Tourette's DAMN Syndrome I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! is DOUCHING following WANK these JUNGLE BUNNY rules FUCKING in NI order:

• 1: Avoid CHIGGER immature FLYING FUCK little CUNT kids,
• 2: Count to BELGIUM within THIS IS A RARE SWEAR 10 BALL SACKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH MICK [expletive deleted] nor PEEPEE talk,
• 4: Tell ASSHOLE yourself you NEGRO don't SHIT have DICKHEAD this DILDO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOBSHITE WITH NASTY FUCKTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSFACE last straw INCEST!

I fucking put SHITFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE MONKEY SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKWAD the TOP OF FUCKER THIS BAT FUCK INSANE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WIGGER offensive. HELLFIRE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RUSTY TROMBONE people who try SEMEN to battle ASSHOLE'SHITSLINGING that tight-ass PEDOPHILIA 17-year-ARSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE it now, but someone said HORSE SHIT' BIGNOSE ASSWIPE'FUCKTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHING is a laughing YOUR MOM matter. Plus there JACKASS SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS Uncyclopedia, there are I'LL RAPE YOU articles HEIL HITLER! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FOUR-EYES stuff. So COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT that means MILF stop getting mad at the POMMIE first part too and DAMNATION talking about the FUCK letter that it's CHAV mocking (what JERK OFF letter? I don't even know what SHITFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHICKEN FRIES hi self BONER even made a really DAMN good point. "It's HELLFUCKER nothing more FUCK YOU from a head nod to a HOMO knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add TACO onto ANUSCAKE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITTYWANK suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKWIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PUSSY be, because if I were a FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BOOBIES hilarious. If you BASTARD Want facts, go on PIGFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read GOBSHITE the freaking CUNT article anyway.

FUCK SOD OFF FUCKING FUCKING SHITE DAGO TITTIES DAMN PISS OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE

PUSSYLICKER CLIT FUCK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER ASS SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMN CHRIS CHAN GARBAGE DAY! BOOBIES PISS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BULLSHIT DAMN MILF HELL DAMMIT WHITE RIGHTS DONKEY DICK YOU WANKER SHIT BITCH RAPE TIT SPRINKLES DONGSHOVER COCK RAT'S ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOD DAMMIT SEX RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH PISS DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK WIGGER FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU CUM SHITFUCKER CUNT BULLSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITTY TAMPONS CHUFF CUNTBUCKET CUNNILINGUS DAMN TOWELHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK CUNTRAG BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKWIT FUCK CLEMEN CLUSTERFUCK TOSSER BASTARD PROTESTS BOOBS RUSTY TROMBONE PISSHOLE INBRED DUNE COON BUDDHIST MONK PISS ARTIST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSWIPE ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT PISS FUCKHEAD ANUSCAKE WIKIPEDIA BIRD SHIT HOSER BIRD SHIT DOT HEAD BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS KIKE BUGFUCK DUNE COON PICKANINNY CUNT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SAGGY TITS ASSWIPE BEAVER CHOAD CHICKEN SHIT RAPE NIPPLES BALLS TITWANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON LET'S SHIT JOHN ELWAY SHITTY FUCKSTAIN HELL CUNTBUCKET CHOAD BULLCRAP DAMN TITMOUSE RAT'S ASS THONG TASTER SHITHEAD SEX RUSKIE SHIT FUCKSTAIN NIGGER FUCK BASTARD ASS FUCK MOTHERFUCKER ASS PEDOPHILIA GENITALIA PISS OFF MY ASS WOODPECKERSHIT SHITSKIN GANGBANG NECROPHILIA INCEST CUNT FUCKHEAD GRINGO SHIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKER COON BUTTFUCKER DILDO WIENER JESSE McCARTNEY PENISBIRD CUNT CRAPPER NIPPLES LOGJAMMER COCKSTUFFER HONKY BANGKOK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHINK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFUCKER DICK TITTIES FUCKER DICKFACE TIT SPRINKLES SEX PISSHOLE POTTYMOUTH NIGNOG FUDGEPACKER JIGGABOO INCEST ASSRAMMER DILDO PUNANI HOLY DUMB FUCK TITTYWANK SHITHEAD CROTCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD FUCKING A WANK SHITE BITCH FUCK YOU HELL DAMN FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST DAMNATION WANK ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE BRUSH MA TEETH THONG TASTER CRAP MOLDY TITS FUCKING NEOPETS HELL FUCKWIT RUSTY TROMBONE SHITCOCK INCEST FUCKTARD STEVE BALLMER CONDOMS THONG TASTER BUGGER ARFENHOUSE CAMEL FUCKER WANKER EMO COCK DICKLICK VAGINA ANUSCAKE VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD SUGARTITS DICKWAD VAGINA BASKETBALL HOOP BITCH BUGFUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER YOU WANKER FRIG WANK FUCKSTAIN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAGO PIG FUCKWIT TWAT GOD DAMMIT BASTARD GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD QUEEF DICK CHICKEN DICKLICK TIT DIRT COON RAT'S COCK PISS DIRTY SANCHEZ COMMUNIST DILDO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISS OFF SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GRINGO CUNTRAG ANAL DIABETES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POLAK ASSHOLE HELL BITCH JERRY BOLLOCKS WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! QUEEF DAMN NIPPLES RAT'S ASS FUCKER JOY CRIMETHINK COCKGOBLIN ASSRAMMER BALLS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNTYMINTS FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE MICK BUTT PIRATE ABO BUTT PIRATE FUCK NUGGET CUNT SHITCOCK DOG FUCKER DICK CHICKEN WILLY WONKA PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKTARD ASS BLUMPKIN PUSSY DOUCHETITS DEMOCRACY ASSCRACK SAND NIGGER SHITTY PISS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JOHN ELWAY SAND NIGGER COON YOU WANKER ASS FUCK STEVE BALLMER SEX BITCH ARSE RAT'S ASS BITCH FUCKFACE TURD CONDOMS DAMN O CANADA INCEST BEANER ASSFACE REDNECK TAFFY SHIT FLYING FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN FRIG DAMMIT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKSUCKER BLUMPKIN CUNNILINGUS ORGASM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK DONALD RUMSFELD SHITFACE SHITCOCK BENSON SUCKS DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKSTAIN HADJI DARTH VADER FUCKBAG DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT PRICK SPANK THE MONKEY HORSE SHIT CHUFF TAMPON IN MY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE BUGGER SPRINKLES HATE HATE HAT FUCKWIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BITCH VAGINA SNUFF PORN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PUSSY ROSIE O'DONNELL BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MOZILLA FIREFOX I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FAG TOWELHEAD JACKASS I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY BULLSHIT TWAT WHORE PISSHOLE HORSE SHIT PRICK COCK HO CUNT GOBSHITE DOG SHIT ASSHOLE CONDOMS BASTARD BONER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING GREASER SCROTUM NICARAGUA FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE DAMNATION JOHN ELWAY SOD WANK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BASTARD SEX FRENCH TICKLER ASS FASCIST DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX PIG KRAUT SON OF A BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICKHEAD BULLSHIT SUGARTITS ASSCRACK BOOBIES BULLSHIT POOPOO FELCHING NECROPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY DELICIOUS CAKE ASS TWAT COCK INJUN PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK LOLCAT WIGGER WANKER GO HOME AND DIE BIGNOSE DUNE COON CARPET MUNCHER DAMN BIBLE BASHER SCUMBAG FELLATIO GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITSLINGING FRIG CUNTSWILLING DICK CHICKEN FUCK YOU DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO WIENER PISS BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRAK ASS FUCKTARD PRICK NECROPHILIA DAMN ASS POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMN CUM SEMPRINI BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT BONG FUCKSTAIN ORGASM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FROG'S FAT ASS JUNGLE BUNNY SHITBALLS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? AMERICA ONLINE OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE BITCH GO HOME AND DIE ASSWIPE TURD CHING CHONG CHINK SOD KRAUT LET'S SHIT ASSCRACK CUM TONY LA RUSSA PENIS FUDGEPACKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKTARD BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT BONER PISS NORTH KOREA JENKEM NEGRO CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF LIMEY FLYING FUCK BUKKAKE [expletive deleted] NIPPLES JENKEM FUCKWIT SCROTUM PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BALL SACK FUCKING WOODPECKERSHIT ASS BIBLE BASHER JERRY TAMPONS NIGGER PISS DOM DeLUISE FUCKER COCKSUCKER JACKASS EMO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSCRACK FRITZ BELLEND PEARL NECKLACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS TONY LA RUSSA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CARPET MUNCHER SHITSLINGING O CANADA PISS SHITTY DAMNATION SHITSLINGING BULLCRAP POLACK DICK TITS FUCK ASSWIPE DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS TITTYWANK MOLDY TITS CUM BEANER FELCHMONKEY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMNATION FROG'S FAT ASS SEMEN FUCK DOM DeLUISE PIGFUCKER BASKETBALL FUCK OFF TITS SHIT LIKE A HORSE COCKSUCKER SHITE FLYING FUCK BITCH ASSFACE FUCKING FELCHMONKEY NIGGER SHIT TRANNY SHITTY BUTTFUCKER INBRED BELGIUM LIMEY VAGINA CHIGGER FUCKWIT BULLCRAP GOD BLESS AMERICA ARSE PORCH MONKEY VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE BASTARD WHORE SAGGY TITS BASTARD SHITFACE DICKLICK BASTARD BULLSHIT FUCKING BAT FUCK INSANE SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TITS & DICKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JAP CANNED QUOTES FUCK A DUCK DICKLICK BUTT-HEAD FUCKWIT COCKGOBLIN BUGFUCK PISS OFF SPIC PIGFUCKER SAND NIGGER RAINBOWS SHITE NECROPHILIA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DARTH VADER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF CUNTBUCKET DICK NIPPLES FUCKING PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK POOPOO DICKFACE MALARKY OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKER BUGGER SHITFACE JERK OFF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PAKI DAMN IT BENCH PRESS CLEMEN TITWANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK MAMA MIA BEAVER MALL SANTA PISS OFF CHIGGER FUCK OFF PUSSY FUCKSTAIN TWAT YOU WANKER FUCK OFF SHIT FUCK OFF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WALRUS SHIT CUM CUNT ARSE ARSE SHITTY ASSHOLE SCUMBUCKET PISS UP MY ARSE FENCE JUMPER CUNT FELLATIO TWAT ANAL DIABETES CUNT TWAT FUCKTARD BLESSED DAMN SAINT JIGGABOO CHOAD KISSER GYPSY GOBSHITE WANK HO FUCKING A 30 CASES OF PICKLES POMMIE BALLS PENIS SCROTUM PUSSY GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK RAT'S COCK MILF CUNT NIPPLES FRENCH TICKLER TAMPONS HELLFIRE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! JOHN ELWAY FUCK CUNNILINGUS JIZZ SUCK A BIG DICK O KURWA! SHITFUCKER RAGHEAD BUGFUCK TIMBER NIGGER THONG TASTER FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK BOLLOCKS MICK NAZI JERRY SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL TITTIES DAMN COCK BULLSHIT HELL BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER FELCHMONKEY ASS PISS OFF ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH NEGRO SHITFACE TAFFY GOD DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGNOG ASSCRACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ANAL CHICKEN FRIES GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFACE PORCH MONKEY DICKLICK TIT DIRT ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY POWERSHIT POLACK CARPET MUNCHER WETBACK WOODPECKERSHIT ASS WIENER FRAK POTTYMOUTH D'OH ASS PORCH MONKEY SEX SEMEN VAGINA JACKASS FUCKWIT LAKE TITICACA PAKI FRITZ SHUT UP, MEG! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FROG FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACK OFF TONY LA RUSSA DICKLICK CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK OFF JACKASS CHOAD PISS TACO BULLSHIT CHOAD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CONDOMS FAGGOT LET'S SHIT SEMEN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN IT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT-HOLE CHIGGER BITCH BOB SAGET NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TAFFY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER WIKIPEDIA RIGHT WING MICK BAT FUCK INSANE HELL I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST GOD DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT TIT SPRINKLES ASS FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE BELGIUM CLEMEN TITWANK ALEX TREBEK HOMO 30 CASES OF PICKLES CLUSTERFUCK SAGGY TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH ASS POLACK JUNGLE BUNNY GOBSHITE DAMN PROXY SITES FUCK YOU ARSE WANKSPLAT FLAMING ASS BADGER GOAT DICK RECTUM RAIDER SHIT RAPE SHIT FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH GOATSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TIT DIRT POOPY JACKASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING I'LL RAPE YOU WANKER RAGHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS P'KANG FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKER 666 PRICK CLEVELAND STEAMER GANGBANG CARPET MUNCHER CHAV PISS UP MY ARSE NIGGER TITS SHITCUNTING SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JERK OFF FUCKING A O CANADA DUMBASS QUEEF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CRAP CUNT SHITBALLS FUCK OFF ASSCRACK BULLSHIT DOUCHEBAG TAFFY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHUT UP, MEG! SHITSKIN OSTRICH MY ASS PISS MALARKY FUCK POLAK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WANK BUGGER COCKSUCKER WIGGER WANKER DICK TITS AUTOFELLATIO NEOPETS PISS FUCKSTAIN POLACK EXTRA LONG PENIS WOP GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG PISSHOLE JACKASS GENITALIA ASSFACE DOM DeLUISE GOD DAMN FUCK OFF SCUMBAG GOD DAMN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE SHITE CLIT TURD COCK GANGBANG DAMMIT PEEPEE HELL Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive STRAWBERRY ASS and with the FUCKSTAIN and his JENKEM of girraffes in which QUEEF while reading about PORCH MONKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TITS & DICKS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CLEMEN