Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SCRATCH! GROUNDER!'LAKE TITICACA'RAPE'CLUSTERFUCK'TIT SPRINKLES'POWERSHIT'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONKEY DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder PENIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SAMUEL L. JACKSON, sudden DYKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COON or FUCK OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly KAFFIR in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHETITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FELLATIO DONKEY DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TIMBER NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially INCEST objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKLICK television programs to address SIGMUND FREUD Tourette's syndrome.

DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette's is URINE-GARGLING not to be SHITSLINGING confused with MOCCASINS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICK CHICKEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [Insert swear here] random DOUCHE disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLUSTERFUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PENIS language, SEX and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHE souvenir shoppes and massive CUNTING ASSCRACK quantities YID of ANAL DIABETES SUCK A BIG DICK garbage.

Darnit.

A FLYING RAT'S ASS Polite Note to the CUNTSWILLING Author:

The NEGRO Tourette's FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Research Institute was FUCKING founded to DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FELCHING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING BASEBALL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAGHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HATE HATE HAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of COON Tourrette's sufferers TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! swear. You can FRAK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELL TV, for always focusing on the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP bad side of a terrible SCUMBAG thing.
• The main BATMAN & ROBIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITCUNTING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PENISFUCK knee HOMO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DUNE COON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JERK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHRISTHUMPER school for DYKE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POMMIE sufferers to become LET'S SHIT manically depressed and O KURWA! commit SHUT UP, MEG! suicide.
• There is no CUNT cure, and the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKSTAIN tics often have adverse SEMEN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL perodol" which caused my entire BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! body to go FUCKFACE numb and PEEPEE basically made it NIGGA! worse than WIGGER it is without the PISS drug.

I am an active member of a BLESSED DAMN SAINT tourette syndrome CLIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS the WHORE public view of Tourettes as a "SON OF A BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BORDER HOPPER sorry for WIENER "hi-jacking" your SMEG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WALRUS SHIT this that really SCROTUM annoys me. I am working towards a GOATSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BULLSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SON OF A BITCH, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) BUKKAKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your 30 CASES OF PICKLES time.

Best HORSE SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries INDIA HAS NUKES leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. BUKKAKE Regards to Andrew O CANADA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The BIGNOSE bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS punch him if you FELCHMONKEY want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TRANNY saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my SPICY CUNT FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SAMUEL L. JACKSON Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK NUGGET and ASSWIPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with OSTRICH MY ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOUCHING BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POWERSHIT HORSE! SAMUEL L. JACKSON IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON'S HOUSE

How PISS to DIPSHIT cure ASSWIPE the JESSE McCARTNEY Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKER for FUCKER Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome DAMN is HONKY following DAMN IT these WANKSPLAT rules GO COUNT YOUR DICK in WANK order:

• 1: Avoid GOAT DICK immature CUM little GOBSHITE kids,
• 2: Count to BANGKOK within BASTARD 10 DILDOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS CUNT CRAPPER AY-AY-AY nor WHORE talk,
• 4: Tell PEDOPHILIA yourself you PENIS don't BOB SAGET have FUCKSTAIN this JUSTIN BIEBER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT WITH NASTY GANGBANG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ORGASM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SAMUEL L. JACKSON last straw JACKASS!

I fucking put STEVE BALLMER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PEARL NECKLACE the TOP OF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS THIS COON ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTTFUCKER offensive. REDSKIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHRIST OF TABERNACLE people who try HELL to battle TOWELHEAD'DOT HEAD that tight-ass HO 17-year-HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MARY WHITEHOUSE it now, but someone said POLACK' FUCKHEAD FUCK'SHITBALLS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JOHN ELWAY is a laughing BRITNEY matter. Plus there LET'S SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITS Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKER articles GANGBANG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BIGNOSE stuff. So JAP that means JUNGLE BUNNY stop getting mad at the FIST FUCK first part too and ARSE talking about the FAGGOT letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what CRAP letter? I don't even know what CHAV the heck you're talking about). Adrian DYKE hi self DOUCHING even made a really SCUMBAG good point. "It's FUCKTARD nothing more DIPSHIT from a head nod to a FLYING RAT'S ASS knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add CUM onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT CRAPPER suffer that PENISFUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SACRAMENTO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITFUCKER be, because if I were a CAMEL JOCKEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITWANK hilarious. If you KIKE Want facts, go on GOD DAMMIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHAT be offended, don't read ASS the freaking CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE article anyway.

ASSWIPE BITCH BUGGER YOU WANKER SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICK IN A BOX EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BALLS PENIS

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[Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] WIENER PRICK SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER SHITSKIN FEMADOM BUTT-HOLE GOOK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL JACKASS CUNT JACKASS HUMAN RIGHTS BITCH BONER SHITFACE D'OH BUGGER OFF FUCKSTAIN ASS ANAL NIHILISM POMMIE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD SHIT AY-AY-AY YOU WANKER FUCKFACE SCUMBUCKET DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WOP FASHION BUG TITS & DICKS PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS WANKER FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY HADJI FUCK A DUCK ASS FU SPANG BUGGER OFF BASTARD CHINK ASSHOLE SEMPRINI JERRY CRAP ON A STICK ARSE HEIL HITLER! HELL MOCCASINS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TITTYWANK CHOAD JIGGABOO DARTH VADER CRACKER [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCKFACE FUCK YOU TWO-INCH PENIS MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT LET'S SHIT WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER FRIG SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CLEMEN YOUR MOM SHITTY BITCH ASSHOLE MARCH OF FLAMES SHITTY DOUCHE NIPPLES CUM WARNER MUSIC GROUP PISS OFF ASSHOLE FUCK A DUCK DUNE COON WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN [Insert swear here] DARTH VADER POMMIE FUCKING JUMP! PISS ARTIST DICK CHICKEN CHICKEN FRIES BLOWJOB ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PEDOPHILIA BATHING SUIT AREA CRAPPY HELL DICKHEAD FRIG MACACA DONKEY DICK DAMN ASSFACE RAT'S COCK BOLLOCKS DICK CHICKEN PISS ARTIST SOD DOUCHING WINDOWS VISTA MOCCASINS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON QUEEF DAMN MICK DAGO FROG PRICK YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK NICARAGUA AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD WIENER WANK COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSWIPE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISSHOLE CLEMEN MICK FUCK NUGGET COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKHEAD FUCKWIT FUCKING MONASTERIES JIGGABOO MALARKY FUCK FUCKING DOUCHEBAG JIGGABOO POLESMOKER PISS OFF MY ASS FELCHMONKEY FUCKTARD SEMEN CHUFF HAIL SATAN! GOBSHITE DAMN FLYING FUCK SHITBALLS SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMNATION ASSRAPING I AM CORNHOLIO! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITTY FUCK NUGGET DIPSHIT GENITALIA SUITCASE PENIS LHASA SHITSLINGING JACK OFF FUCK GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER LICK PUSSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER FRAK CUNT GOD DAMN NAZI MASTURBATION BLISTERING BARNACLES DOODIE HEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP DAMN FUCK CUNT PECKERHEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GANGBANG EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK SHITCOCK PUNANI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAGO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SOD DOG FUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DYKE CC PLZ ASSHOLE HELL RAT'S COCK CUNT CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY SHIT CRACKER HADJI FEMADOM SHITFACE ORGASM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKFACE MOCCASINS JACK OFF SEX DONALD RUMSFELD DAMN BITCH CUNT DICKHEAD DOUCHING CUNT SPUNK JENKEM YOU WANKER DAMN FUCKFACE FUCKFACE BASTARD FUCKING DAMN WIKIPEDIA DONKEY PUNCHER CUNNILINGUS JIGGABOO PECKERHEAD DYKE LAKE TITICACA SHIT YOGHURT CANNON FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK BAT FUCK INSANE WIKIPEDIA DAMN IT DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN YOUR MOM CHICKEN SHIT JERRY DAMN CRACKER MOCKIE BUTT-HEAD WETBACK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POOPY TITTIES BIRD IN THE HOUSE GOD DAMN CUNTRAG [EXPLETIVE] BIGNOSE CHIGGER DUMBASS LIMEY BLUMPKIN PEEPEE CUNT FUCKING BASEBALL BALL SACK BITCH SHAKOPEE FUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SEX THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE SUCK MY DICK SHIT SPUNK FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG GOD DAMN BELLEND FUCK YOU TOWELHEAD FUCK HAIL SATAN! DUNE COON REDNECK IT'S OVER 9000! BASKETBALL SLOPE CUNT ARSE KIKE SHITE WANK PEDOPHILIA DONKEY DICK BOOBS WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! ASS RAPE CUNTING ASSCRACK CLIT JACKASS SHIT BONER JENKEM INBRED MASTURBATION VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SLOPE OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCKTARD YOU WANKER PENISFUCK PORCH MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHETITS PUSSYLICKER DOM DeLUISE CUM RAT'S ASS ASSFACE NI SNUFF PORN SHITSKIN ALF BASTARD BUGGER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CAMEL JOCKEY POMMIE KRAUT EXTRA LONG PENIS SOD OFF ASS FUCKTARD HADJI CLUSTERFUCK YOGHURT CANNON I AM CORNHOLIO! REDNECK FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITTY BOOBS SHITE TAFFY DOM DeLUISE LIMEY BUTTFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS TITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOB SAGET DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITCUNTING DAMMIT CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP CAMEL JOCKEY TRANNY SPANK THE MONKEY ASS NIGGER TITS BITCH FUCKWIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GENITALIA LOLCAT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DUMBASS ASS BLUMPKIN BALLS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FELCHMONKEY I RAPE WALRUSES! FLYING FUCK DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MASTURBATION FUCKING JUMP! SCROTUM BLUMPKIN FUDGEPACKER pen0r DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BASTARD DAMN IT EPIDIDYMIS PEARL NECKLACE FROG FUCK YOU CHUFF SHITBALLS ASS LICKER CRAPFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ PENISFUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS ARTIST KNOBJOCKEY SOD OFF BOB SAGET SON OF A BITCH SCROTUM MOCKIE CHING CHONG CHINK MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOODIE HEAD and with the FUCKWIT and his GOOK of girraffes in which HELL while reading about BIGNOSE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See YID also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SOD OFF