Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HYPERINFLATION'HOSER'PRICK'WIENER'NI'ASSWIPE'MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! look at the PORCH MONKEY talk page of this INBRED article for notes or discussion before POLAK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid VAGINA, sudden GANGBANG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BAD MOTHERFUCKER or GO HOME AND DIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PRICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITSKIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WINDOWS VISTA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKLICK television programs to address SCROTUM Tourette's syndrome.

SIGMUND FREUD Tourette's is SHITTY not to be CUNT confused with TITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I'LL RAPE YOU chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKLICK random NICARAGUA disorientation, culturally-DONKEY DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SUCK MY DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOZILLA FIREFOX language, MR WINKLER IS GAY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JUNGLE BUNNY souvenir shoppes and massive SUCK MY COCK quantities PORCH MONKEY of ANAL DIABETES WHORE garbage.

Darnit.

A HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Polite Note to the WIKIPEDIA Author:

The TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette's BUTT-HOLE Research Institute was BULLSHIT founded to CUNNILINGUS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITS & DICKS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MICK article DONGSHOVER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WALRUS SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JIZZ.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALL SACK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WALRUS SHIT Tourrette's sufferers PENISFUCK swear. You can JACK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the INJUN bad side of a terrible FUCK OFF thing.
• The main GANGBANG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTYMINTS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FRENCH TICKLER knee YOU WANKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSHAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PIGFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WOODPECKERSHIT school for SEMEN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SEMEN sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and COMMUNIST DILDO commit GOD DAMN suicide.
• There is no SHITCOCK cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse TACO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire TAMPONS body to go DAMN numb and FUCKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN IT it is without the TAMPONS drug.

I am an active member of a NIGNOG tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HOLY DUMB FUCK the DIPSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "TOWELHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING RAT'S ASS sorry for TWAT "hi-jacking" your ASS FASCIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BATHING SUIT AREA this that really CUNNILINGUS annoys me. I am working towards a BUTTFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POLACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be suck my mothers, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) NEOPETS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKSTAIN time.

Best CLIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. PUSSY Regards to Andrew PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The CAMEL FUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my AY-AY-AY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine VAGINA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TENTACLE RAPE and DONKEY DICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS OFF MY ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 WIENER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHING CHONG CHINK HORSE! VAGINA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO VAGINA'S HOUSE

How TITTIES to FUCK cure I'LL RAPE YOU the SHITCUNTING Tourette's CROTCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKSTAIN for DILDO Tourette's GANGBANG Syndrome IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! is FUCKHEAD following PISS OFF these BAT FUCK INSANE rules MAMA MIA in SACRAMENTO order:

• 1: Avoid ASS LICKER immature SHITFACE little CROTCH kids,
• 2: Count to RANDY TRAVIS within FUCKWIT 10 DAMN ITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NEGRO PUSSYLICKER NIPPLES nor KNOBJOCKEY talk,
• 4: Tell CONAN O'BRIAN yourself you NICARAGUA don't POOPY have HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! this BEANER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TAFFY WITH NASTY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the VAGINA last straw JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST!

I fucking put NIGGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE HEIL HITLER! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SEMEN the TOP OF DICKHEAD THIS REDNECK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COLGATE offensive. KRAUT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSFACE people who try GYPSY to battle CUNT'SOD OFF that tight-ass NECROPHILIA 17-year-JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BONER it now, but someone said BITCH' TITS CHOAD'JACKASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CRAPPY is a laughing SONNY BILL WILLIAMS matter. Plus there DOG FUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on AUTOFELLATIO Uncyclopedia, there are MOCCASINS articles TURD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKFACE stuff. So HIGH WAGES that means GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS stop getting mad at the INJUN first part too and COCKSTUFFER talking about the FUCKING letter that it's MALL SANTA mocking (what ASS letter? I don't even know what POTTYMOUTH the heck you're talking about). Adrian JACKASS hi self SHITFACE even made a really CRAPFUCKER good point. "It's PISS ARTIST nothing more LENS CRAFTERS from a head nod to a BASTARD knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add SWIMMING POOL onto KIKE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSHOLE suffer that PRICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA be, because if I were a GENITALIA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article EMO hilarious. If you SHITSLIDE Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TOSSER be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking BELGIUM article anyway.

DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING TOSSER pen0r CUNT SPIC KRAUT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKFACE

SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TWISTY VAGINA BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST HORSE SHIT TITTIES DOT HEAD PUNANI BITCH VAGINA TAFFY FAG FRITZ GOD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ JAP WALRUS SHIT CONDOMS WARNER MUSIC GROUP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH BEANER SLOPE GOAT DICK WANK SHITFACE BLUE PENIS! SUCK MY COCK D'OH INJUN DYKE ARSE TESTICLE CHOKE SHITCUNTING FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG ARSE TUBA ARSE RAPE DAMN GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUTTFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST FUCKBAG SHITFUCKER BORDER HOPPER WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? SLOPE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD FUCK CUNT NICARAGUA INBRED MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD COCKSHITTER FUCK WANK CHIGGER HOMO DOUCHE NAZI BASTARD CUNT DICKFACE BASTARD TIT DIRT CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHOAD WIKIPEDIA JESSE McCARTNEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JIGGABOO SHITE FAGGOT CONAN O'BRIAN CHIGGER BALLS BALL SACK CHING CHONG CHINK HO DIRTY SANCHEZ ORGASM I'LL RAPE YOU CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER URINE-GARGLING HUEY P. NEWTON BOB SAGET SHITHEAD CUNT TRANNY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AUTOFELLATIO ASS LICKER ASSHAT TITS SPANK THE MONKEY POLESMOKER ASSFACE ORGASM ASSWIPE WANKSPLAT TRANNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BASTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK SEX RUSTY TROMBONE JUNGLE BUNNY WANK SACRAMENTO WHORE PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS SEX PISS ARTIST SHITFACE BALLS LOGJAMMER CUNTSWILLING MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN RAT'S COCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKWIT BASTARD SAND NIGGER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DOUCHE NAZI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKTARD HORSE PENIS FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YID SCUMBUCKET POWERSHIT HO SHITBALLS COON YOU WANKER LIMEY BALLS YOU WANKER POTTYMOUTH AMERICA ONLINE SHITTY SPUNK QUEEF ASSCRACK GOBSHITE FRITZ WANK DAMN BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK PISS ARTIST WETBACK JIGGABOO FLAMING ASS BADGER BOLLOCKS FUCK DICKLICK DAMN AUTOFELLATIO HADJI BELLEND BASTARD FUCKING A PUSSY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM VAGINA FUCKSTAIN BUGGER WOMEN'S RIGHTS BITCH COCK HOSER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TRANNY MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER OLD CHRIST OF A JOHNNY BUGGER OFF BLUMPKIN DICKWAD WIKIPEDIA FUCKING TAMPONS JACK OFF BALLS WARNER MUSIC GROUP I'LL RAPE YOU POLACK LIMEY CAMEL FUCKER CUNT JIZZ DAMN BULLSHIT FUCK SOD OFF FUCK OFF ASSFACE JACK OFF DAGO FUCKING THONG TASTER BUGGER OFF SAGGY TITS CUNT DILDO CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN WETBACK ASSHOLE ASSWIPE GOD DAMN CRAP ON A STICK NEGRO TAMPONS MALARKY POMMIE DONGSHOVER CUNT D'OH HELL FUCK NIPPLES SOD OFF REDNECK YOU WANKER POLAK CUNT SUCK MY DICK TURD FRENCH TICKLER CHRISTHUMPER CUM ASSHOLE POMMIE RAGHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER CRAPFUCKER COCK BITCH THONG TASTER TITTIES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! [Insert silly non-swear here] COLGATE DILDO FUCKFACE YOGHURT CANNON SHITHEAD NI BASTARD ASSHAT ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING DICK PRICK SCUMBAG FUCKFACE JACK OFF GOD BLESS AMERICA BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS CHICKEN FRIES GANGBANG CHOAD FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF NIGGER CHIGGER SHIT DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER DOUCHING FUCKWIT BITCH POMMIE FUCKING pen0r NIPPLES NORTH KOREA FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE SCUMBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING WOP HOSER FUCKBAG LOGJAMMER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKHEAD JIZZ ASSHOLE ANAL DIABETES TAMPONS CUNT CRAPPER CHOAD DAMN GENITALIA SHITHEAD ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUDGEPACKER BULLSHIT ASSCRACK CLEVELAND STEAMER I'LL RAPE YOU MOCKIE DAMN IT PORCH MONKEY DAGO CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS SHIT FRIG BUTTFUCKER DICK CUNT SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOG SHIT HORSE SHIT HOT GRITS MINORITIES TAMPONS NAZI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICK ASSCRACK WIGGER [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKSTAIN BRUSH MA TEETH ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY CONDOMS POO POO BLOWJOB INJUN YID DOUCHE FLYING RAT'S ASS FRAK TURD WEHATEMARIO PENIS SEX RUSTY TROMBONE ORGASM CUNT FUCK YOU DAMN DAGO ART METAL PRODUCTS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKTARD ASSHAT FUCKING JUMP! ASSBANDIT I'LL RAPE YOU WINDOWS VISTA PENISFUCK YOU WANKER FUCKTARD ORGASM I'LL RAPE YOU POLACK PIECE OF SHIT NIPPLES MARGARET THATCHER EMO CUNT BLOWJOB DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MASTURBATION TITS & DICKS [expletive deleted] PORCUPINE'S BALLS PEDOPHILIA FEMADOM RAT'S COCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOAT DICK SMEG ASS TWO-INCH PENIS JACKASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD CUNT DOM DeLUISE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! YOU WANKER NIPPLES FUCK FAG YOU WANKER ASSWIPE FUCKTARD BELGIUM WANK ASSWIPE FUCKWIT SPANK THE MONKEY BUTTFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CTHULHU FHTAGN SON OF A BITCH FUCKING CUNTRAG FRITZ WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK OFF SEMEN TITS DIPSHIT SHITTY PUPPIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT AUTOFELLATIO BUGGER OFF DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT WALRUS SHIT INJUN FIST FUCK GOD DAMN JERK OFF HELL RAT'S ASS DAMN DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS ASSCRACK INBRED COON BOOBS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BONER PISS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL FRIG EXTRA LONG PENIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS WINDOWS VISTA SEMEN BULLSHIT FUCK YOU JAP MOZILLA FIREFOX DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS INCEST FUCKSTAIN ORGASM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOG SHIT DAGO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BLUMPKIN BELGIUM BITCH RANDY TRAVIS BATMAN & ROBIN CRAP ON A STICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITE FUCK OFF ARSE PIG BONG YUKY DOODY JACKASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SCUMBAG BEAVER FUCKTARD MILF GOD DAMMIT NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! BULLSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHINK BONER BOLLOCKS I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS JIZZ DICK DOUCHING CLUSTERFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT SHITE FROG ASS YOU WANKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK SOD FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO GENITALIA CHOAD POLACK DIPSHIT FELLATIO NIGGER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CUNNILINGUS GRAPE PENIS GOATSE HELL FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN LOGJAMMER SHITCOCK BOOBIES JAP CUNTYMINTS BEAVER CRAPMUNCHER BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKBAG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BIGNOSE TITS BUTT-HEAD BLUMPKIN BUGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH DICK BORDER HOPPER ASSHAT PUSSY SHIT FOUR-EYES BUTTFUCKER O KURWA! BIGNOSE ORGASM TOSSER DIPSHIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BIRD SHIT JERK OFF YOGHURT CANNON MASTURBATION CUNNILINGUS SIGMUND FREUD DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING BASEBALL A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! PENIS TITTIES FUCK YOU SACRAMENTO HELLFIRE NIGGER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! VAGINA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG ARSE JAP SHITSKIN SAND NIGGER FUCK FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT FAGGOT DOUCHE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP POLAK ARSE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASS FASCIST BALL SACK POMMIE TITS & DICKS DOUCHEBAG SEMEN SON OF A BITCH MALARKY BELLEND SMEG JERK OFF TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSHOLE CUNT BOOBS DIPSHIT O KURWA! GOD DAMMIT FRIG BUGFUCK NAZI PISS ARTIST WETBACK SON OF A BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FRIG MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY JACK OFF BUNG-HOLE TITS SPUNK PIG DOUCHE ASSHOLE WIGGER DICKFACE PRICK [expletive deleted] FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD INBRED COCKSUCKER SHIT DUMBASS SHIT SOD TITS & DICKS CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST INBRED INBRED WOODPECKERSHIT SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK CRAPPY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT DAMN BITCH RUSKIE BITCH NIGGER WIGGER TITWANK CHOAD DAMN FRIG BASTARD SHITE SHITE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MOTHERFUCKER SACRAMENTO UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY WOP ASSHAT COMMUNIST DILDO HO NIGGER SACRAMENTO CLUSTERFUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MOTHERFUCKER BENCH PRESS TWAT FUCKTARD KRAUT POOPY MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES DAMN DICKLICK DAMN IT PISS ARTIST KIKE TESTICLE CHOKE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FELLATIO CUNT CLUSTERFUCK SHIT FUCKTARD SHIT TWAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAGO HELL CLUSTERFUCK PENISBIRD DAMN DICKHEAD DICKHEAD SHITE FUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK REBECCA BLACK NIPPLES CUNTING ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY TITS GOD DAMN CUNT ASSWIPE BLOWJOB BEANER SHIT HIGH WAGES GO COUNT YOUR DICK PEEPEE JUNGLE BUNNY LENS CRAFTERS CUNT PEARL NECKLACE 666 ORGASM TWAT BOON SHITE RAPE FAG LIMEY BIGNOSE DICKFACE TWISTY VAGINA SHITSLIDE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BULLSHIT RAPE FAGGOT ANUSCAKE CUNT GOD DAMMIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] I WILL END YOU! NIGGER DICKFACE BLOWJOB DICK TITS BORDER HOPPER P'KANG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WALRUS SHIT ANAL BONG MOTHERFUCKER KAFFIR COCKSMOKER WETBACK MOZILLA FIREFOX BLOWJOB CRAP CUNT DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITSLINGING JACK ABRAMOFF LENS CRAFTERS DONALD RUMSFELD SHITE ASSCRACK JERK OFF JIGGABOO CHINK PORCH MONKEY GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD ASSHAT MONKEY BALLS GYPSY WALRUS SHIT WANKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES FAG TITTIES TITTIES DICKFACE CRACKER FUCKING ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE ASSFACE TWAT BASTARD KIKE CUM BULLSHIT MASTURBATION BASTARD CUNT COCKSUCKER DAMN IT SHITFACE RAT'S ASS NIGNOG BLUMPKIN HELLFUCKER SNUFF PORN FUCK OFF CHOAD MARCH OF FLAMES WALRUS SHIT REDSKIN RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK GOD DAMN WANK ASS SHITFUCKER TWAT WANKSPLAT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS HELL TAFFY DICKLICK TIMBER NIGGER JACKASS PISS OFF DOUCHETITS FROG'S FAT ASS HELL ASS ASSWIPE DICKFACE DOT HEAD PENIS PIGFUCKER CUNT TITMOUSE DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER DUMBASS BITCH BEANER CHING CHONG CHINK ASSWIPE ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER POLAK SHITBALLS DAMN IT FAGGOT BELGIUM TAFFY LENS CRAFTERS BOOBIES FUCK ASSHOLE GRIS REDNECK TOSSER TITTIES ASSFACE EPIDIDYMIS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MARY WHITEHOUSE POOPY BASTARD JERK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY WARNER MUSIC GROUP MONKEY SHIT BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER NIGGER WIKIPEDIA SHITE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TWISTY VAGINA SHITFUCKER BASTARD PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK YOU CLUSTERFUCK TWAT DAMN YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH DIPSHIT FUCKING JUMP! WIKIPEDIA RULES BASTARD SHITSLINGING SAND NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU RIGHT WING GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] PENIS GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE GOAT DICK DICKHEAD FUCKING HORSE SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BASTARD SALISBURY FUCK OFF BLUE PENIS! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMN DUMBASS POWERSHIT BOOBS GOD DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHOLE DUMBASS RUSKIE SOD WHORE HELL SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JENKEM WANKSPLAT HELLFUCKER NIGNOG POMMIE WETBACK SOD OFF POLACK GOOK RAT'S ASS PUSSY FUCKSTAIN NAZI FUCKING A BOOBIES TENTACLE RAPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING POO POO BLOWJOB BASTARD POTTYMOUTH INBRED CUNT NAZI DELICIOUS CAKE HUEY P. NEWTON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! YOU WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER GREASER JACKASS PIGFUCKER GANGBANG OLD CHRIST OF A CHINK COCKSHITTER ASSWIPE JIGGABOO HELL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PUSSY BASTARD PAKI [Insert swear here] FLYING FUCK NECROPHILIA BAT FUCK INSANE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOYCOTT VIACOM! FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED NIPPLES BUTT-HEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GRIS BULLCRAP RAGHEAD WANK SHITHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TWISTY VAGINA JAP DICKFACE ANAL FUCKWIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS RAGHEAD BUGGER OFF SHITTY BLISTERING BARNACLES BATMAN & ROBIN TWISTY VAGINA SEMPRINI PIG DICKHEAD EMO BLOWJOB HELLFUCKER INCEST JENKEM DIPSHIT SCUMBAG ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU FAGGOT CHIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE HO DOUCHEBAG CONAN O'BRIAN BIRD SHIT DICKFACE NAZI FUCKER PECKERHEAD BLUMPKIN WIKIPEDIA DAMN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMMIT SHIT GARBAGE DAY! GOOK I'LL RAPE YOU LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TOWELHEAD MONKEY SHIT FUCKING JUMP! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JAP INBRED YOGHURT CANNON NAZI TIT SPRINKLES BALLS FUCKSTAIN FUCKING TWAT PIECE OF SHIT CUNTBUCKET WOODPECKERSHIT JACK OFF WANK VAGINA DAMN IT FUCKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! VENEREAL DISEASE PICKANINNY BORDER HOPPER FAGGOT BULLSHIT PENIS ASS DAMMIT DONKEY DICK FRITZ HOSER GOD DAMN POISON IN BABY FORMULA BASTARD HORSE PENIS BITCH DONGSHOVER BALL SACK DICK PISS ANAL NEOPETS COLGATE LENS CRAFTERS GRAPE PENIS INBRED SIGMUND FREUD HOSER FUCKFACE GOD DAMN GOBSHITE PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE BALL SACK ORGASM PISS OFF MY ASS COCKSHITTER PISS SPIC FIRECROTCH SLOPE VAGINA LET'S SHIT INBRED GARBAGE DAY! CHOAD KISSER AMERICAN SPELLING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITFUCKER RAPE PRICK FUCKTARD CLEMEN CARPET MUNCHER POMMIE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive [EXPLETIVE] and with the VENEREAL DISEASE and his QUEEF of girraffes in which PISS while reading about CAMEL FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DEVELOPERS! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?