Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CAPTAIN CRUNCH'KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH'WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?'CUNTYMINTS'BELGIUM'FUCK OFF'ASSCRACK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLYING FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder BOLLOCKS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SWIMMING POOL, sudden FUCKSTAIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DELICIOUS CAKE or RICK MORANIS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PIECE OF SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSCRACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GYPSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSWIPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GANGBANG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MASTURBATION SUCK A BIG DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! utterFUCKance of socially TAMPON IN MY ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHAT television programs to address CUNTYMINTS Tourette's syndrome.

HELL Tourette's is BITCH not to be MONKEY SHIT confused with JIGGABOO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random P'KANG disorientation, culturally-DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NECROPHILIA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local STRAWBERRY ASS language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POLACK souvenir shoppes and massive IT'S OVER 9000! quantities SEX of ANAL DIABETES SHITBALLS garbage.

Darnit.

A COCK Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The YID Tourette's HELL Research Institute was DICKFACE founded to HO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GYPSY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FOUR-EYES Tourrette's sufferers TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE swear. You can SHUT UP, MEG! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BORDER HOPPER TV, for always focusing on the RUSTY TROMBONE bad side of a terrible SIGMUND FREUD thing.
• The main BUGFUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ART METAL PRODUCTS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHE NAZI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS FASCIST knee FUCK OFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JACKASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FAGGOT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKFUCKFUCK school for FELCHMONKEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CONDOMS sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and YOU WANKER commit FUCKING suicide.
• There is no BASTARD cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the BOOBS tics often have adverse MOCCASINS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SLOPE perodol" which caused my entire SHITFACE body to go ASSWIPE numb and SCROTUM basically made it NIGGA! worse than HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS it is without the RHODESIA drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome CONDOMS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the ART METAL PRODUCTS public view of Tourettes as a "JIGGABOO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKER sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your DUMBASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITS & DICKS this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a ASS FASCIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this 666 article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOON, and making fun of a BUTTFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) PECKERHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “AY-AY-AY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOOGLE reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. HONKY Regards to Andrew MILF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The NIPPLES bastard who wrote this article. You can QUEEF punch him if you TONY LA RUSSA want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my BOON intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SWIMMING POOL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BENSON SUCKS and BOYCOTT VIACOM! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BASTARD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MONKEY'S UNCLE BAND WITH 4 DICKHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! SWIMMING POOL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SWIMMING POOL'S HOUSE

How ASSHAT to ASSCRACK cure PRICK the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's REDSKIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEDOPHILIA for BITCH Tourette's CUNTRAG Syndrome DARTH VADER is WIENER following ASSWIPE these DYKE rules DIPSHIT in HENTAI order:

• 1: Avoid PISS immature MOZILLA FIREFOX little CAPTAIN CRUNCH kids,
• 2: Count to I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! within ASSCRACK 10 BUGGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMNATION GOD DAMN FUCKER nor CHOAD talk,
• 4: Tell DAGO yourself you BIRD SHIT don't FROG'S FAT ASS have MOCKIE this ART METAL PRODUCTS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHAV WITH NASTY TAMPON IN MY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SWIMMING POOL last straw HOSER!

I fucking put DICKLICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIPPLES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF PISS THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NEOPETS offensive. BUGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS OFF MY ASS people who try ORGASM to battle NIGGER'JENKEM that tight-ass YOUR MOM 17-year-WANKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SOD it now, but someone said DIPSHIT' FUCKWIT DOUCHE NAZI'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING REDNECK is a laughing AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI matter. Plus there DOUGHNUT PUNCHER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKSTAIN Uncyclopedia, there are SHITSLIDE articles TOSSER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PENISPENISPENIS!!! stuff. So FUCK that means WIENER stop getting mad at the POLACK first part too and DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT talking about the LENS CRAFTERS letter that it's PEARL NECKLACE mocking (what BOLLOCKS letter? I don't even know what COCKSUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTTFUCKER hi self HOSER even made a really MACACA good point. "It's BLUE PENIS! nothing more DUMBASS from a head nod to a FUCKBAG knee tick". 30 CASES OF PICKLES. Which I'll add CRAP onto PISS ARTIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RANDY TRAVIS suffer that FELCHMONKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS UP MY ARSE be, because if I were a POLAK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ARSE hilarious. If you BENCH PRESS Want facts, go on Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN be offended, don't read SOD OFF the freaking ANAL DIABETES article anyway.

LIMEY WEHATEMARIO TITTIES BITCH NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK SHITSLINGING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHUFF

BLOWJOB FRIG RICK MORANIS SHITSLINGING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COCK BULLSHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS ASSRAMMER JIZZ BALLS FUCK OFF FELCHMONKEY JACK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT CRAPPER DIPSHIT BALL SACK FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING COCKSHITTER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKWIT SHITTY TITS & DICKS BONER CUNT NEOPETS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PUNANI FUCKSTAIN ARSE SPIC DONKEY DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PISSHOLE RAT'S ASS FUCK NUGGET KNOBJOCKEY GRIS MALARKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD SHITSLIDE COCKSTUFFER INBRED ASSWIPE ASSHAT DOUCHE BORDER HOPPER PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER DUMBASS CRAP FUCKTARD WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! DICKHEAD YOU WANKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FROG'S FAT ASS CARPET MUNCHER GOD DAMMIT BOLLOCKS OSTRICH MY ASS ALEX TREBEK SHITHEAD DIPSHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JOHN ELWAY WILLY WONKA POOPOO FRIG GOD BLESS AMERICA YID P'KANG CRAP ON A STICK DAMN RAGHEAD HELL COCKSTUFFER BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE ASS PISS SHITTY FUCKSTAIN ORGASM COCKSUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK BLOWJOB FUCK SHIT CUNT HELL FUCK LET'S SHIT DONKEY DICK VENEREAL DISEASE FOUR-EYES NIGGER RAT'S ASS FUCK QUEEF FUCKHEAD RUSKIE ASSHAT FROG PUSSY FUCKWIT ASSHAT POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FRIG HEIL HITLER! CHIGGER JERRY TWAT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NIGGER SEMEN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PEDOPHILIA TIENANMEN SQUARE CHICKEN SHIT SMILES MALARKY ABO SHITSKIN PAKI CLUSTERFUCK FEMADOM WANK BASTARD BUGGER OFF HELL REBECCA BLACK NIGGER ASS CHICKEN FRIES DAMN CUNT CRAPPER KNOBJOCKEY GOATSE SON OF A BITCH FEMADOM COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITWANK FUCKWIT WHORE CUNT WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELLATIO CUM TITS GANGBANG DOUCHE NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF SUCK MY DICK MARGARET THATCHER ROSIE O'DONNELL GREASER KIKE SCROTUM FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKWIT CUNT FELLATIO YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL FUCK OFF COCKSHITTER DIPSHIT WINDOWS VISTA FUCK CUNTRAG ORGASM HEIL HITLER! PRICK HELL CUNT CRAPPER LAKE TITICACA TOWELHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER TWAT RAGHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! GANGBANG BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES AY-AY-AY BUTT PIRATE WETBACK GOD DAMN CHOAD KISSER RAT'S COCK FELCHING SHAKOPEE ASSWIPE BEAVER PEARL NECKLACE MAMA MIA GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PENIS THONG TASTER DONALD RUMSFELD CHOAD KISSER ASS CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY MILF FRITZ SON OF A BITCH BITCH JACKASS SHIT CLEMEN FUDGEPACKER FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD FUCKTARD GOBSHITE JACK ABRAMOFF KRAUT JACK OFF SOAPY TITWANK ANAL ASS PISSHOLE BUNG-HOLE INBRED SMEG CHING CHONG CHINK WANK DICKHEAD GRINGO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASTARD CHOAD FLYING FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSHAT SUITCASE PENIS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN CHIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT HONKY SHITE FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE GREASER ARSEBADGERS PISSHOLE FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMNATION ASSFACE BOLLOCKS SEMEN COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG DAMN CHOAD AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHE NAZI MOZILLA FIREFOX I WILL END YOU! FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS DAMMIT BITCH PISS ARTIST ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSWIPE JIGGABOO YOUR MOM CUNNILINGUS CHOAD CUNNILINGUS POLACK HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK TIMBER NIGGER HOMO FUCKING JUMP! SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! MALL SANTA CONAN O'BRIAN CROTCH JACK ABRAMOFF MARGARET THATCHER DOG FUCKER ALF WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER BRITNEY WIKIPEDIA YOU WANKER BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLOWJOB WIGGER CUNT GOAT DICK PUSSYLICKER CUM DICK PISS CLIT FUCKFACE PAKI BUTTFUCKER SHIT FUCK COLGATE DICK CHICKEN MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKHEAD DAMN CLIT FIST FUCK CROTCH CRAPFUCKER CUNT FUCKTARD QUEEF NIPPLES DAMN SHITFUCKER MACACA MONKEY'S UNCLE TENTACLE RAPE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COON GO HOME AND DIE GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BULLSHIT SHIT JAP VAGINA TITMOUSE DELICIOUS CAKE DOT HEAD pen0r BEANER DUMBASS DIPSHIT SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMN IT TITS & DICKS BEAVER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS DIPSHIT SHITE EMO BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE POOPY YOU WANKER ASSHAT SHAKOPEE SUCK A BIG DICK FIST FUCK NIGGER JACK OFF WANK FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF HENTAI NI SHITPISSER FUCKHEAD ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKWIT TITS FUCKING BASEBALL DICK BALLS JERK OFF TWAT VAGINA BUTT PIRATE MOCCASINS WALRUS SHIT DEVELOPERS! WANKER FELLATIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN IT BEAVER SUITCASE PENIS DOODIE HEAD JACKASS GANGBANG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BONG LET'S SHIT BUGGER PISS GOD DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLUE PENIS! ASSWIPE DUNE COON DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CLIT PRICK CUNT DAMN BITCH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HONKY ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER HELL FIST FUCK FRIG BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK PORCH MONKEY BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOHNNY 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASS LICKER FUCKING A SHITSLINGING JACKASS SHIT HELL SHITFACE MARCH OF FLAMES MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST SHITTY HELLFUCKER FUCK WIENER FAG PISS ARTIST BUTT-HOLE DOUCHEBAG SUCK A BIG DICK WIENER NIGGER FUCKHEAD BITCH COCKGOBLIN EPIDIDYMIS BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD CUM FUCKER PRICK DICKHEAD CC PLZ GREASER BALL SACK DIRTY SANCHEZ INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUTT PIRATE JAP WETBACK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE BONER PASTURE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN HELL JUSTIN BIEBER DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING BASEBALL SEMEN ARSE CLIT FRENCH TICKLER FUCK OFF FAGGOT RUSKIE FROG DEVELOPERS! CLIT YOU WANKER DEVELOPERS! FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] CHIGGER KNOBJOCKEY ASSHAT DIPSHIT GOBSHITE PEARL NECKLACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHETITS CUNT ARSEBADGERS BITCH STEVE BALLMER DYKE PRICK DISSIDENTS CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK COCK MALARKY MONKEY SHIT DAMN ASSCRACK CONDOMS FUCKING A URINE-GARGLING [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCK YOU FLYING FUCK CHOAD DAMN GOVERNMENT FILTERS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER NEOPETS DICKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUM PAKI CLUSTERFUCK SHITE GIVING HEAD POLESMOKER FUCKING I WILL KILL YOU! WANK WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITFUCKER TITS TITTYWANK FUCK YOU CHING CHONG CHINK POLAK POO POO BLOWJOB INCEST GRINGO DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PEDOPHILIA FUCKTARD ANAL 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNTRAG HELL FUCK A DUCK DOUCHE BUNG-HOLE ANUSCAKE POMMIE CAPTAIN CRUNCH NIGGER FEWMETS WHORE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DUMBASS DONGSHOVER INJUN HELL pen0r FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE GIVING HEAD BENCH PRESS ASSHAT WANKER FUCKFACE FUCKER HOSER MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE ASSHAT SNUFF PORN ASSHOLE HONKY JAP SHITSLINGING BUTT PIRATE SHIT DOUCHE NAZI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS MOLDY TITS FLYING FUCK ASSHAT PENIS FUCK BLUMPKIN FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! QUEEF CHENEY BITCH DICKHEAD DAMN PRICK POLESMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER ORGASM BULLCRAP 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT ASS DICKHEAD RAPE WIENER SHIT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER CLIT FUCKING BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKSTAIN WEHATEMARIO ASSHOLE REDSKIN PENISBIRD MOZILLA FIREFOX JERRY CUNT BONER RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER GOD DAMN PISS OFF FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP SACRAMENTO FLYING FUCK CUNT MARGARET THATCHER AUTOFELLATIO BITCH GOD DAMMIT SHIT DAMN FOUR-EYES MONKEY SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASS CRAPMUNCHER CRAPPY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HOLY DUMB FUCK BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT GIVING HEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ARFENHOUSE BONER SUCK MY COCK REBECCA BLACK JACK OFF DONGSHOVER ORGASM SHITHEAD ASSWIPE NAZI ASS URINE-GARGLING DICK FUCKSTAIN FIST FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER BITCH KIDDY FIDDLER BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD CUNTYMINTS PISS OFF BIBLE BASHER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD O CANADA DUMBASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TWAT FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF TWAT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CUM DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK FRENCH TICKLER CAPTAIN CRUNCH CHICKEN FRIES YOUR MOM JAP WANKER O CANADA PIG CRAP PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BLOWJOB JACKASS ASSCRACK GRASS MUD HORSE SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT JIZZ FUCKING BITCH HOSER ASSCRACK DIPSHIT SCUMBUCKET BEAVER JENKEM CRAP ON A STICK GANGBANG ASS GOD DAMMIT FRITZ MALARKY SHITHEAD DICKHEAD JOHNNY SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE ASSHAT POLAK HO WOP CARPET MUNCHER GOOK LET'S SHIT BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE TITTIES CLEMEN BUGFUCK GOD DAMN NIPPLES FUCKING A MARY WHITEHOUSE DILDO ASSFACE JAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSEBADGERS MOTHERFUCKER DICKWAD CHICKEN FRIES DOODIE HEAD FUCKING SHITE TITS NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS PISS UP MY ARSE DAMN CECIL JOHN RHODES BASTARD SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD BLOWJOB MOCCASINS PISS ARTIST MICK FLYING RAT'S ASS GRIS COMMUNIST DILDO ASS COCK BUTTFUCKER ASS FASCIST CUNTRAG TITTYWANK JIGGABOO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BASKETBALL HOOP HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON [Insert silly non-swear here] DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! ASS IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! REBECCA BLACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SACRAMENTO TWAT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOD DAMMIT POOPOO DOG FUCKER SHITSLINGING ASS LICKER CAUCASIANS FRAK TRANNY HORSE SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST DICK CUNT SEX DAMN WHITE PEOPLE CUNT CRAPPER WANK CAMEL FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS BUNG-HOLE BUGFUCK ASSFACE AMERICA ONLINE COON REDSKIN BORDER HOPPER WANKER YOUR MOM CLIT BALL SACK FUCKING A NIGGER CUNT LAPPER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES I WILL END YOU! TWAT ARSE ASS DUMBASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FIRECROTCH GENITALIA TAFFY GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIGGER CHIGGER CHALICE FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT BULLSHIT CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE PUSSYLICKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUGGER OFF COCKSUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY FUCKING A DICK ASS TITS SHIT JERK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHING DOUCHEBAG BORDER HOPPER FEMADOM PISS TURD WIENER FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL FUCKER BUTT PIRATE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JOHN ELWAY SEX WALRUS SHIT BOOBS FUCKER CUM PISS ARTIST FASHION BUG FUCKING FUCK A DUCK RAPE DYKE POLACK FENCE JUMPER WANKER FUCKING ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG DOG SHIT ARSE DUNE COON CUM ASS FASCIST RAT'S COCK GYPSY SPIC GRAPE PENIS CRAP COON PEEPEE FELCHING DIPSHIT HADJI MALL SANTA PUSSY DICKFACE HADJI NORTH KOREA CLEVELAND STEAMER GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING A FUCK SHIT SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK FUCKING INBRED SPIC COON FUCKING A COON BRITNEY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIG HELL FUCK NIPPLES GIVING HEAD INBRED PENISBIRD NIPPLES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK DAMN [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK BITCH COON DILDO SPICY CUNT FUCK JACKASS FRIG SHITFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASKETBALL HELL CUNTRAG DILDO PRICK KAFFIR MONKEY SHIT FELCHING CLIT KRAUT BONER ASSCRACK TITS SEX ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FEWMETS BITCH CRACKER BRUSH MA TEETH CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CAPITALISM ASSFACE FUCKER HOMO FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE DAMN BUTT-HEAD VAGINA PISS HORSE SHIT WANK WANK SHITE TIT SPRINKLES SPIC FUCKFACE EPIDIDYMIS JAP TOWELHEAD SHITE EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG DAMN BOLLOCKS PUSSY FUCKING JUMP! INCEST JACK OFF STEVE BALLMER FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT FIRECROTCH SHITTY BUTT PIRATE BITCH WANK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FIST FUCK CHINA IS CAPITALIST LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD [Insert swear here] GANGBANG FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE FIRECROTCH BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BEANER JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE DOODIE HEAD CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA ASS TRANNY COCKGOBLIN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PAKI OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH COCKSUCKER SHITFUCKER BELGIUM NIGGER FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK SHIT FELLATIO MAMA MIA WANK PRICK PENISPENISPENIS!!! NIGGER BUTTFUCKER SHITE SHIT SLOPE JIGGABOO ASSCRACK TITS DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA SMEG CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS BASTARD POLESMOKER SUCK MY COCK AMERICA ONLINE DUMBASS CHINA IS CAPITALIST MARGARET THATCHER POMMIE DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE JERK OFF AMERICA ONLINE FRAK CHOAD DIPSHIT HEIL HITLER! CHUFF ASSHAT PIGFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS GENITALIA DAMN BALLS FUCKER PISS OFF BOB SAGET JAP FUCK OFF ASS HELL P'KANG INBRED SHITSLINGING BLUMPKIN COCK NIGGER ABO FREE ELECTIONS CHINK BUTT PIRATE DAGO FUCKING A Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANK and with the CLEMEN and his TWAT of girraffes in which SAND NIGGER while reading about FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BOYCOTT VIACOM! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH