Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's RAT'S COCK'DOUCHETITS'NICARAGUA'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS'DUNE COON'FUCK'CAMEL JOCKEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PENIS neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTTFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT, sudden WETBACK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOLLOCKS or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CLUSTERFUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITTIES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GYPSY SHIT LIKE A HORSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially CLUSTERFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BALLS television programs to address SPIC Tourette's syndrome.

ASSHAT Tourette's is FUCKTARD not to be COON confused with PEARL NECKLACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITTIES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKFACE random DARTH VADER disorientation, culturally-SCUMBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHOLE language, SHITTY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKLICK TWAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SUCK MY COCK souvenir shoppes and massive BUKKAKE quantities POOPY of ANAL DIABETES NAZI garbage.

Darnit.

A COON Polite Note to the TOSSER Author:

The WANK Tourette's RAGHEAD Research Institute was ORGASM founded to DAGO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article ORGASM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PEARL NECKLACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SOD OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ALEX TREBEK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FRAK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FELCHMONKEY Tourrette's sufferers SHITBALLS swear. You can DICKHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TV, for always focusing on the SLOPE bad side of a terrible JESUS FUCKING CHRIST thing.
• The main CC PLZ symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKWIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FAG knee SUCK A BIG DICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JUSTIN BIEBER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUCK A BIG DICK school for AUTOFELLATIO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become AY-AY-AY manically depressed and WANKER commit HOT GRITS suicide.
• There is no SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH cure, and the BEAVER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITHEAD tics often have adverse JENKEM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and PEEPEE basically made it NIGGA! worse than HOLY DUMB FUCK it is without the ASSFACE drug.

I am an active member of a JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST tourette syndrome MASTURBATION association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK YOU the MOCCASINS public view of Tourettes as a "WIENER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNNILINGUS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNTRAG sorry for LONGCAT IS LONG "hi-jacking" your ARSEBADGERS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GYPSY this that really SHIT OUT OF MY DICK annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKSTAIN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SEX, and making fun of a TWO-INCH PENIS horrible disorder is (not) BUTTFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHAKOPEE time.

Best MASTICATION FOR THE NATION regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. TWISTY VAGINA Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The SAND NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can BORDER HOPPER punch him if you BIRD SHIT want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMMIT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my WOODPECKERSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKING and PISS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BLOWJOB music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DYKE BAND WITH 4 SPIC MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKFACE HORSE! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT'S HOUSE

How DAMN to FUCKTARD cure ANAL the ASSHAT Tourette's SHUT UP, MEG! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKFACE for CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's RUSTY TROMBONE Syndrome FEWMETS is ABORTIONS FOR ALL following WOP these SHIT rules CHINK in TWAT order:

• 1: Avoid JERRY immature NORTH KOREA little IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

kids,

• 2: Count to SNUFF PORN within CRAPPY 10 BITCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

GOBSHITE nor BITCH talk,

• 4: Tell 666 yourself you SHIT don't CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON have BUTTFUCKER this FUCK YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SCROTUM WITH NASTY PISS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT last straw PISSHOLE!

I fucking put BORDER HOPPER' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOD DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MARCH OF FLAMES the TOP OF NAZI THIS MICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INBRED offensive. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITTY people who try FUCKWIT to battle TITTIES'SPUNK that tight-ass FENCE JUMPER 17-year-FELLATIO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said REDSKIN' WANK PEARL NECKLACE'RUSKIE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POO POO BLOWJOB is a laughing PISS OFF matter. Plus there WOODPECKERSHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are BOB SAGET articles GANGBANG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BANGKOK stuff. So DONALD RUMSFELD that means QUEEF stop getting mad at the DARTH VADER first part too and WOP talking about the JACKASS letter that it's SCROTUM mocking (what DICKHEAD letter? I don't even know what PIGFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKFACE hi self MASTURBATION even made a really WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? good point. "It's DOUCHE nothing more PUSSY from a head nod to a CARPET MUNCHER knee tick". DICKFACE. Which I'll add BUTTFUCKER onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that PORCH MONKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TIMBER NIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN be, because if I were a RUSKIE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NINTENDOGS hilarious. If you BLOWJOB Want facts, go on ANAL DIABETES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGGER be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking ASSHOLE article anyway.

FLYING FUCK CUNTRAG BOON THONG TASTER NIGNOG GO COUNT YOUR DICK YUKY DOODY MILF NICARAGUA FUCKSTAIN

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TITTIES SUCK MY COCK SHIT GENITALIA FRAK BALLS BOOBIES BITCH CUNT INBRED BENSON SUCKS BORDER HOPPER PENIS FUCK OFF HENTAI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST YUKY DOODY SHITPISSER SUCK MY COCK PISS HELLFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK BITCH YOU WANKER FUCKBAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHOAD KISSER AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE PENIS ON A STICK AUTOFELLATIO DAMN TACO DAMN FRIG JACKASS [EXPLETIVE] COCK ASSHAT HOSER SPUNK ANAL DIABETES TAMPONS BOYCOTT VIACOM! HELLFUCKER NIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA WIGGER TITTIES JUNGLE BUNNY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TOWELHEAD DUNE COON JIZZ SHIT LIKE A HORSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHIT SON OF A BITCH HONKY BITCH CLIT FUCKHEAD FUCK CHIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES CARPET MUNCHER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOD DAMMIT DUNE COON NIGNOG O KURWA! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMMIT BOOBS FUCK KNOBJOCKEY YOU WANKER ASS FASCIST FRENCH TICKLER TOSSER POLACK SHITBALLS CUNT BENSON SUCKS LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER BUDDHIST MONK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DICKFACE DAMN IT DARTH VADER NICARAGUA GOD DAMN DAGO FUCK MILF FUCK OFF SHAKOPEE CHIGGER HELL DICK MASTURBATION TITWANK DAGO COCKSHITTER SEMEN CUNTRAG ARSEBADGERS QUEEF SHITTY ARSE O CANADA SHITCUNTING ARSE WALRUS SHIT MOCKIE PEEPEE FUCKWIT COCK WHITE POWER SUCK MY COCK GANGBANG TRANNY TUBA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NIGGER TITS JIZZ MOTHERFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUM NI SHITTY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE TUBA DOUCHE AUTOFELLATIO WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT COCKSUCKER ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA FUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHENEY FRITZ GOD DAMMIT I WILL END YOU! 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BITCH LENS CRAFTERS DOM DeLUISE SHITFACE BASKETBALL DUMBASS REDNECK TUBA WOP FRIG BONG YOU WANKER INBRED DICKHEAD INBRED PISSHOLE FUCKER CUNTRAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICK NAZI BITCH CUNTRAG BOOBIES ASSHOLE JERK OFF SHITSKIN DICKLICK FUCKWIT NORTH KOREA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITPISSER DOUCHING [Insert swear here] FUCKFACE VAGINA CLIT PEDOPHILIA BLUMPKIN KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PEARL NECKLACE WANK JAP CUNT MONKEY SHIT THONG TASTER PRICK DESU VENEREAL DISEASE ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BOOBS GARBAGE DAY! SHITFACE SUGARTITS TITS FUCK FAG ASSWIPE ASSRAPING BITCH FUCKSTAIN INBRED BUTTFUCKER DICK IN A BOX BELLEND PRICK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! HELLFIRE BITCH FUCKTARD ORGASM ANAL DIABETES DOUCHEBAG HELL WANKSPLAT I DON'T HAVE AIDS TWAT JACKASS SHIT GYPSY WHORE FUCKSTAIN TWAT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HELL TOTAL KIKE I WILL KILL YOU! 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BEAVER MILF SEX SPIC BOOBS TITTIES PISS FUCKSTAIN CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKFACE HELL ASSWIPE D'OH CRAPPY DAMN IT FUCK YOU FLYING FUCK PUSSYLICKER PENIS PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT FASHION BUG ARSE FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD FUCKING A WANK SEX DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS SOD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLUMPKIN MOZILLA FIREFOX AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING FUCK SUGARTITS DICK BUGGER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WANK POOPY BITCH SHIT ASSHAT FUCK OFF GOD DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMMIT JACKASS DICK CHICKEN BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT PISS OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKHEAD FUCKER POLESMOKER SHITE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHAT BONER HELL ASS FASCIST DICKFACE DOODIE HEAD FRENCH TICKLER CRAPMUNCHER FOREIGN CURRENCY CHUCK NORRIS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING A SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER CROTCH DAMN SHITBALLS DAMN NIPPLES SHUT UP, MEG! JACKASS BULLSHIT LHASA FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS LICKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAT'S COCK BATHING SUIT AREA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCK FUCKER DICK FRITZ LET'S SHIT QUEEF FRITZ FRITZ GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOD DAMMIT NICARAGUA EARS OF CHRIST SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT WANKER DELICIOUS CAKE DONKEY DICK VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF COON FUCK WANK 666 WANK TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKSTAIN DAMN FUCKER SHITPISSER PISS 30 CASES OF PICKLES SCUMBUCKET PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKLICK HELL URINE-GARGLING DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK TITMOUSE FELCHING GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HELLFUCKER TWAT ASSWIPE DOM DeLUISE URINE-GARGLING SHITCOCK FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM PISS COCKSTUFFER YOUR MOM PISSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER CLEMEN REDSKIN BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING PISS OFF ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL KRAUT suck my mothers FUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTT-HOLE ASSRAMMER HOLY DUMB FUCK POMMIE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ASS WANKER POWERSHIT WANK PISS ARTIST JACKASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JOHN SMILEY FACE JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE ASS FUCKING JUMP! CHICKEN FRIES PENIS ON A BUN O CANADA BITCH DAMMIT DAMN IT CHOAD PUNANI SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DOUCHING TACO GOBSHITE DONALD RUMSFELD SHITTY SPUNK SHITSLINGING BALL SACK ASSWIPE GIVING HEAD SHIT CUNT INBRED FUCKWIT BOLLOCKS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YID KRAUT FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE ASSWIPE HELL SHITTY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ORGASM SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAGO DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS TAFFY SAND NIGGER DAMNATION WOP JERK OFF [EXPLETIVE] SHITE FUCKSTAIN BALLS TITTYWANK SEMEN JOHNNY FUCKFACE COCKSTUFFER YOU WANKER WANK POLAK RAT'S COCK FUCKING BASEBALL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMMIT JAP ASSHAT JUSTIN BIEBER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BLOWJOB OSTRICH MY ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMN TOSSER GRIS FUCKFACE MARCH OF FLAMES FREE ELECTIONS SHITFUCKER DAMN IT SHIT HADJI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGGER DOODIE HEAD YOGHURT CANNON SHITHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY DICK CUNT PISS ARTIST DICK ASS WANK ASSWIPE CUNT LAKE TITICACA FUCK YOU SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE DIRTY SANCHEZ NEGRO MOCCASINS CRAPPY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BELLEND WIENER DICK CHICKEN AUTOFELLATIO FEWMETS BITCH FUCKTARD HONKY JIGGABOO SHIT HELLFIRE TRANNY BEAVER FUCK TITS JERK OFF RAPE NIGGER CHOAD NIPPLES SCUMBAG JOHN SMILEY FACE YOUR MOM DUMBASS BITCH PUSSY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GOD DAMMIT NICARAGUA WIKIPEDIA SHIT PEDOPHILIA PENISBIRD SHIT DOODIE HEAD PRICK FLYING RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BORDER HOPPER CUNTSWILLING PENISBIRD GOD DAMN HADJI AMERICA ONLINE BONER SEX CRAPFUCKER SMEG CONDOMS ASSFACE FUCKING FLYING FUCK SHITE CRAPPY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TITMOUSE FUCK YOU O KURWA! MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO QUEEF MOCKIE TIT SPRINKLES CLIT PICKANINNY CHOAD VAGINA JAP WOP GOD DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JACKASS SHIT CRAP ON A STICK SPUNK DAMN GRIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NAZI SHITHEAD HITLER SHITE FUCKSTAIN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PIECE OF SHIT and with the BUTT PIRATE and his MOTHERFUCKER of girraffes in which FUCKING BASEBALL while reading about BENCH PRESS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NIGGER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ORGASM