Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JIZZ'ASS'DARTH VADER'BULLSHIT'ROSIE O'DONNELL'HORSE SHIT'TRANNY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NECROPHILIA neurochemical FUCK disorder ABO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSCRACK or DAGO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I WILL KILL YOU! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHETITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CAMEL FUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHOAD KISSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUDGEPACKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SCROTUM BULLSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ALEX TREBEK utterFUCKance of socially WANKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS OFF television programs to address JACKASS SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

DOT HEAD Tourette's is HONKY not to be DOUCHEBAG confused with BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GYPSY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAGHEAD random DUMBASS disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHIGGER language, COON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN SHITFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky O CANADA souvenir shoppes and massive RAPE quantities FUCK OFF of ANAL DIABETES GYPSY garbage.

Darnit.

A REDSKIN Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The POLACK Tourette's TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Research Institute was I'LL RAPE YOU founded to TURD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITSLIDE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON article FLAMING ASS BADGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CLUSTERFUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POTTYMOUTH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SPUNK Tourrette's sufferers SEX swear. You can PIG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAGO TV, for always focusing on the FUCKWIT bad side of a terrible RANDY TRAVIS thing.
• The main MOZILLA FIREFOX symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOCCASINS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOZILLA FIREFOX' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BASTARD knee JACKASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is KNOBJOCKEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at REDSKIN school for TRANNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DOUCHEBAG sufferers to become SHITTY manically depressed and ASS commit DIRTY SANCHEZ suicide.
• There is no INBRED cure, and the JOHNNY drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELLFIRE tics often have adverse INJUN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK A DUCK perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go SOD numb and HADJI basically made it NIGGA! worse than ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA it is without the STEVE BALLMER drug.

I am an active member of a TACO tourette syndrome SHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMN the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "BULLSHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BAT FUCK INSANE sorry for FUCKING A "hi-jacking" your SOD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FAG this that really FUCKWIT annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FENCE JUMPER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a BIG FOOT horrible disorder is (not) CARPET MUNCHER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YOU WANKER time.

Best FUCKSTAIN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. NAZI Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The SLOPE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKHEAD punch him if you LAKE TITICACA want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITHEAD saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my TESTICLE CHOKE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD and BOYCOTT VIACOM! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DONKEY DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUGGER OFF HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How HELL to HELL cure CUNNILINGUS the BUGFUCK Tourette's BUTT PIRATE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIPPLES for BRUSH MA TEETH Tourette's HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Syndrome FUCK is MICK following HOMO these WANK rules PIG in I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! order:

• 1: Avoid WETBACK immature STEVE BALLMER little ASSFACE kids,
• 2: Count to DICKHEAD within DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 10 TITWANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK A DUCK PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! FELLATIO nor CLIT talk,
• 4: Tell LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! yourself you MY ANUS IS BLEEDING don't BOON have REDNECK this CHOAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BATHING SUIT AREA WITH NASTY FROG'S FAT ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING A FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw BUNG-HOLE!

I fucking put POMMIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE ARSE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF WANK THIS [expletive deleted] ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS ARTIST offensive. NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKFACE people who try TAMPONS to battle DOG SHIT'RAT'S COCK that tight-ass WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 17-year-COCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSHAT it now, but someone said ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA' BITCH RECTUM RAIDER'IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUKKAKE is a laughing DICKLICK matter. Plus there TWO-INCH PENIS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GANGBANG Uncyclopedia, there are HAIL SATAN! articles PRICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I'LL RAPE YOU stuff. So FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA that means CUNTYMINTS stop getting mad at the KAFFIR first part too and JOY talking about the SHIT letter that it's TAIWAN mocking (what MARY WHITEHOUSE letter? I don't even know what I'LL RAPE YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian COON hi self FROG'S FAT ASS even made a really WANK good point. "It's CROTCH nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a SHIT knee tick". BUKKAKE. Which I'll add JENKEM onto TAFFY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN IT suffer that BULLSHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a COCKSUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SON OF A BITCH hilarious. If you MARGARET THATCHER Want facts, go on GOD DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKING FUCKBOROUGH be offended, don't read INCEST the freaking GOD DAMN article anyway.

FLYING FUCK FUCKING A FELLATIO BUKKAKE ASS FUCKBAG SHITE ASS FUCK O CANADA

PEARL NECKLACE MALARKY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JACK OFF JERRY NAZI NIGGER LENS CRAFTERS RAPE SHIT BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK NUGGET DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITE CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUGGER FUCK OFF HOT GRITS FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT ASS CUNT FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING MALARKY COCKSUCKER SCUMBAG TIMBER NIGGER TITS BULLSHIT BEAVER TURD SHITTY YOGHURT CANNON CUNT LAPPER GIVING HEAD JERK OFF SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TAFFY ORGASM CHOAD KISSER INBRED CHINK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS TIT SPRINKLES BUTTFUCKER FOUR-EYES JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT [EXPLETIVE] PISS ARTIST FRIG SHIT ASSHOLE REDSKIN BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKTARD CHOAD CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITBALLS DOUCHEBAG BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS COMMUNIST DILDO COCKSMOKER ASSRAPING BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO SHITE BITCH BIGNOSE FUCKFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PAGE BLANKING POOPOO SHITE SUGARTITS ICE CREAM JACKASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHOAD ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS DICKFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BALLS HELL ALF FUCKER BENCH PRESS CHICKEN SHIT WOP LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PEEPEE PEDOPHILIA COCKSMOKER CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHE FENCE JUMPER WANK MILF CUNT CRAPPER DUNE COON HELL JERK OFF DAMN GREASER CUNTRAG SHITSKIN BEAVER INJUN VAGINA SACRED DUMBASS WANKSPLAT SUNSHINE FUCKWIT SHITHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! EAT MY SHIT! NAZI BULLSHIT NEGRO I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DICKLICK FUCKING A SHIT MOCKIE RAPE ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DUNE COON ASSHAT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SOD PEEPEE GOD DAMN WINDOWS VISTA BASTARD TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER HOMO RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY HEIL HITLER! FELCHING I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE MOTHERFUCKER HELLFIRE PENISBIRD SHITE BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN SOD RAT'S ASS SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DONGSHOVER FUCKBAG KIKE DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT JAP DOG SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX SUITCASE PENIS FUCK YOU DOUCHING COCK BASTARD CLEMEN ASSHAT DICK VOTE PIG PISS OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP D'OH DUMBASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BEANER SHITTY SHIT NECROPHILIA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSCRACK DOT HEAD I WILL KILL YOU! HENTAI [expletive deleted] FUCKFACE YOU WANKER ASSCRACK ASSWIPE LAKE TITICACA PUSSY BLUE PENIS! FLYING RAT'S ASS MOLDY TITS GOD DAMN CUNT STEVE BALLMER TITTIES LIMEY CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS UP MY ARSE CLEMEN FUCK OFF DIPSHIT ASSHOLE FUCK BEAVER FUCKING BONER WANKER JERK OFF ASS FASHION BUG SHITFACE MONKEY SHIT KIKE COMMUNION WAFER WANK FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NIGNOG WETBACK FUCKFACE CHAV TACO FUCK FUCKING ASS CUNTRAG EPIDIDYMIS FUCKFACE FOUR-EYES RUSKIE lowercase JIZZ BOON NEGRO GOAT DICK DAMN IT PENIS BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YID WANK PENIS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WANK VAGINA DICKHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIGGER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT SHIT FUCKTARD PUSSY COCK ASS ASS FASCIST GOD DAMMIT SAGGY TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS YOGHURT CANNON JOHN ELWAY SHITFUCKER SHITPISSER SHIT FUCKING BALL SACK ASSCRACK CUNT FUCK COCKSUCKER TITTYWANK FUCKING BASEBALL MARY WHITEHOUSE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITTY AY-AY-AY YUKY DOODY NIGGER SUGARTITS BONER BUTT-HEAD BASTARD ASS FASCIST JUSTIN BIEBER SHITTY SAND NIGGER CUNNILINGUS LET'S SHIT FUCKTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNTSWILLING DICKFACE CHOAD TAMPONS TWISTY VAGINA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PISS SPANK THE MONKEY COCK ASSFACE BULLCRAP BUKKAKE BASTARD DONKEY DICK ASSHAT WETBACK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! BANGKOK VAGINA YOU WANKER MONKEY SHIT BASTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKBAG FUCK DUNE COON GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF JAP MACACA WIENER PISS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WHORE SHITFACE SUCK A BIG DICK DONKEY PUNCHER SCROTUM I LIKE SCHOOL PORCH MONKEY TITS & DICKS FUCKWIT CUNTSWILLING BASTARD POTTYMOUTH FLYING RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE FUCKING JUMP! WOODPECKERSHIT FELLATIO BATHING SUIT AREA DICK CHICKEN SHITE BASTARD FUCK KNOBJOCKEY FUCK A DUCK JIGGABOO ASSCRACK CLEMEN PENIS BOOBIES PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! REDSKIN BEAVER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WIENER PRICK RANDY TRAVIS BALLS ARSE FUCKING KNOBJOCKEY I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE ASSCRACK CANNED QUOTE VAGINA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BAD MOTHERFUCKER BELLEND SOD FUCKWIT YOU WANKER WANK POMMIE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST FUCKING LET'S SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD PECKERHEAD ARSEBADGERS FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY BELLEND ARSE SHITBALLS CUNTRAG WARNER MUSIC GROUP LIMEY DAMN CRAPPY HORSE SHIT PENIS BULLSHIT HO SHITFUCKER BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST FUCK BULLSHIT TIT DIRT FIRECROTCH ORGASM FLYING RAT'S ASS RAGHEAD ALEX TREBEK BOB SAGET CHIGGER BEANER O CANADA JERK OFF CUNT BOOBS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAGHEAD POMMIE LIMEY ASS CLIT FIST FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN SHIT YID FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TITWANK FUCK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSFACE CRACKER BUTT PIRATE DONKEY DICK SHITTY SHITSLINGING ANUSCAKE FEMADOM LET'S SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEACEFUL CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA CUNT EPIDIDYMIS FUCK FUCKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE DOT HEAD GOD DAMMIT BELLEND FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIENER ARSE GYPSY I'LL RAPE YOU CONDOMS BALLS DUNE COON OSTRICH MY ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SUCK MY COCK JACKASS HUEY P. NEWTON ASS DOM DeLUISE CUM DICKLICK DOUCHING MONKEY SHIT FUCKTARD GOD DAMN BEAVER BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN CRAP ON A STICK CHUFF SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE COLGATE CUNTING ASSCRACK STEVE BALLMER BIGNOSE FUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TIT DIRT JACKASS SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAPE GOOK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SEX COCK EPIDIDYMIS DAMN QUEEF SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST VAGINA FRITZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD CHAV FIST FUCK MONKEY SHIT SIGMUND FREUD ASSCRACK CUNTRAG BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT INBRED CUNT suck my mothers SHIT SCROTUM SPUNK BEAVER NORTH KOREA STEVE BALLMER COCKSMOKER TONY LA RUSSA FRITZ CUNT LET'S SHIT TENTACLE RAPE PECKERHEAD CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU PISS I AM CORNHOLIO! HOT GRITS YOU WANKER RUSKIE SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNNILINGUS COCKSUCKER FUCK YOU CLEMEN VAGINA WOP BUGGER OFF ASSHOLE WHORE GOD DAMN TOSSER TOWELHEAD TAFFY CHIGGER GOAT DICK DUMBASS SHITHEAD JAP WANK JACKASS LAKE TITICACA FUCKWIT DICK GOATSE FUCKER pen0r ASS CUNT PORCH MONKEY CUNT CRAPPER COCK WANK SHITHEAD YOGHURT CANNON WEHATEMARIO SHITFACE ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK VENEREAL DISEASE FIRECROTCH SHITTY FUCK BLUMPKIN ASSWIPE MOZILLA FIREFOX GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN CHOAD KISSER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PISS NIPPLES MASTURBATION FENCE JUMPER COCK HOMO PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE suck my mothers PISSHOLE ASSWIPE TITTIES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SUCK A BIG DICK JOHNNY PISS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRACKER FAG YID DILDO RAT'S COCK MALARKY FUCKING WANK COCKSUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK SPICY CUNT FUCK TITTIES MOCKIE SHIT SCROTUM DAMN IT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BALLS RAGHEAD POLESMOKER SHITHEAD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CHOAD DAMN ASS INBRED TITTIES HUMAN RIGHTS ASSHAT SHITFACE CLIT DOUCHEBAG POOPY SHITSLINGING PUSSY POMMIE FLYING FUCK NORTH KOREA RANDY TRAVIS FUCK OFF GREASER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITCOCK CUNNILINGUS PEDOPHILIA ORGASM AMERICA ONLINE JACK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKFACE INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH KAFFIR TAFFY PUSSY DAMN NIGGER CHAV ARSE GENITALIA POTTYMOUTH FUCKING A ASS FUCK DUMBASS JACKASS ARSEBADGERS YID TITWANK NEGRO CHIGGER BITCH CHINK RAGHEAD TWAT SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE PISS OFF FUCK SHITBALLS WIENER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNTRAG SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER JAP GOD DAMMIT NIGGER GOBSHITE YOU WANKER NIGGER BOLLOCKS SMEG SHIT DUMBASS FUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH CROTCH ASS LICKER GINGERBREAD DICKLICK TOTAL SHITFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS INJUN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TWISTY VAGINA