Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's POTTYMOUTH'GOD BLESS AMERICA'POLESMOKER'DICKFACE'FELCHMONKEY'ASSHOLE'SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WEHATEMARIO neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS, sudden BIG FOOT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MAMA MIA or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FLYING RAT'S ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CAPTAIN CRUNCH CLIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST utterFUCKance of socially DAMNED TABERNACLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COCKGOBLIN television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

WANKER Tourette's is INBRED not to be CLEVELAND STEAMER confused with FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BULLSHIT random GOD DAMN disorientation, culturally-CHRISTHUMPER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local OSTRICH MY ASS language, SONNY BILL WILLIAMS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOU WANKER BEANER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CROTCH souvenir shoppes and massive BULLSHIT quantities BANGKOK of ANAL DIABETES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES garbage.

Darnit.

A COON Polite Note to the DAGO Author:

The DICK CHICKEN Tourette's I WILL END YOU! Research Institute was NAZI founded to DICKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLUSTERFUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SPIC article CRAPFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CAMEL FUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WIKIPEDIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JACKASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CROTCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PICKANINNY Tourrette's sufferers CUNNILINGUS swear. You can FAGGOT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWAT TV, for always focusing on the VAGINA bad side of a terrible PISS thing.
• The main BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SUITCASE PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CARPET MUNCHER knee FAGGOT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PISS OFF MY ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BULLSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS ARTIST school for FUCKHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING A sufferers to become SHITFACE manically depressed and PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE commit PIGFUCKER suicide.
• There is no SMEG cure, and the SHITTY drugs that are available to, "calm" the DILDO tics often have adverse ASSHAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HORSE SHIT perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go FUCKING numb and JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKHEAD it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a PUNANI tourette syndrome SUCK A BIG DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DIPSHIT the GENITALIA public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KIKE sorry for MILF "hi-jacking" your BELLEND entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ORGASM this that really [EXPLETIVE] annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK A DUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WOP, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) PEDOPHILIA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKHEAD time.

Best BIG FOOT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YID” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an KOREA LOVER effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. FAGGOT Regards to Andrew DOG FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

The PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT punch him if you JACK ABRAMOFF want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELCHMONKEY saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my CLIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKSTAIN BAND WITH 4 HOMO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNNILINGUS HORSE! ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASS'S HOUSE

How ANUSCAKE to WETBACK cure WOP the DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette's SEMEN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NAZI for BONG Tourette's SPIC Syndrome POOPY is SHIT following LAKE TITICACA these FLYING FUCK rules ON CRACK in BONER order:

• 1: Avoid CLUSTERFUCK immature DAMN little VAGINA kids,
• 2: Count to PICKANINNY within BASTARD 10 CARPET MUNCHERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOD DAMMIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ARSE nor WHORE talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFUCKER yourself you DUMBASS don't CLUSTERFUCK have AY-AY-AY this NORTH KOREA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GYPSY WITH NASTY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S EMO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASS last straw FUCK YOU!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING the TOP OF BONER THIS ASSBANDIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DYKE offensive. FUCKING A. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUGFUCK people who try GENITALIA to battle KRAUT'TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE that tight-ass IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 17-year-WIENER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WALRUS SHIT it now, but someone said KIKE' JACKASS NECROPHILIA'HAIL SATAN! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JESSE McCARTNEY is a laughing SPUNK matter. Plus there BOOBS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNNILINGUS Uncyclopedia, there are AY-AY-AY articles ASSRAPING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUGGER stuff. So DYKE that means FLYING RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the YOUR MOM first part too and SHITFUCKER talking about the FUCKING letter that it's FLYING RAT'S ASS mocking (what DONKEY DICK letter? I don't even know what SHITPISSER the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOLLOCKS hi self HAIL SATAN! even made a really DIPSHIT good point. "It's FRENCH TICKLER nothing more TAFFY from a head nod to a DUMBASS knee tick". WANK. Which I'll add CUNTBUCKET onto CLIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NECROPHILIA suffer that TAFFY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ARSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUTT PIRATE be, because if I were a ASSCRACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITS hilarious. If you FLYING RAT'S ASS Want facts, go on INCEST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read O CANADA the freaking DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT article anyway.

CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS OFF SHITFACE DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER JOHN ELWAY ASSCRACK CLIT ORGASM CHRISTHUMPER

SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOON VAGINA STRAWBERRY ASS SHITHEAD GOD DAMN SHAKOPEE SHITE DICK IN A BOX KIKE HELL CONAN O'BRIAN BUGFUCK FRENCH TICKLER KRAUT BIRD SHIT BLUMPKIN DOG FUCKER DEVELOPERS! DONKEY DICK BALL SACK BULLSHIT BASTARD FAGGOT WANK WIGGER ASSCRACK SHITE NIGGER SON OF A BITCH PAKI COON SPIC CAPTAIN CRUNCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HADJI BONER FEMADOM NIGNOG VAGINA BOOBIES RUSKIE SHITFACE FUCKTARD WETBACK WANK THONG TASTER DAGO FOUR-EYES TITTIES GREASER WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOD DAMN FRIG DAGO MOCCASINS HOMO SHITTY JERK OFF SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SEMEN SHITFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD DAGO JUSTIN BIEBER PEEPEE LOGJAMMER WANK FRIG FUCKTARD JOHN ELWAY YID DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU SOD OFF DOUCHETITS HORSE SHIT D'OH SHIT RAPE SHIT SNUFF PORN FUCKHEAD PISS YOU SUCK BALLS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD URINE-GARGLING CUNTYMINTS JOHNNY POWERSHIT RAPE FIST FUCK SHIT SHIT JERRY RAPE HITLER FUCK YOU DICK JESSE McCARTNEY HELL D'OH D'OH KAFFIR SEX BALLS MOTHERFUCKER GOATSE DICKHEAD WANK WEHATEMARIO FELCHING SHITHEAD MALARKY FUCK DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH DUNE COON ASSFACE ARSE BIGNOSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MARGARET THATCHER POOPY CHINK FUCK FELCHING DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT DONKEY DICK FUCK BITCH FUCK YOU HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT TIMBER NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS CHAV CRAPFUCKER NIPPLES GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TIMBER NIGGER FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ARSE TITTIES BIRD SHIT O CANADA WANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANK GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT OSTRICH MY ASS FELCHING FUCKING A HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK BLOWJOB SEMEN FUCK OFF SPIC O CANADA SHITTY FELCHING ASSHOLE LIMEY AUTOFELLATIO FUCK CHINK TENTACLE RAPE SHITFACE RICK MORANIS ASS ASS TWAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RANDY TRAVIS WOODPECKERSHIT CC PLZ FUCKSTAIN CRAP RIGHT WING FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER ASSHAT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY SHIT BOB SAGET GRIS MALARKY RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKER GREASER PUSSY FUCK CUNTBUCKET HONKY PENISFUCK CONAN O'BRIAN BULLSHIT DAMN IT FOOTBALL YOU WANKER PAKI FUCKSTAIN DAMN CUNT PORCH MONKEY BONER DOUCHEBAG CHOAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DICKFACE CONDOMS TACO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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JACKSON SPUNK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CUNTYMINTS TRANNY ASSHAT WIENER ANUSCAKE DICKWAD FASHION BUG SPICY CUNT FUCK KNOBJOCKEY BALL SACK SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING FUCK CLUSTERFUCK ASS GOBSHITE WANK SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN HO RAPE pen0r FUCKING POMMIE PENIS ON A STICK SHITTY FUCK DAMN HORSE SHIT CARPET MUNCHER CUNT I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE MICK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN TITS FUCK YOU FUCKFACE NICARAGUA JAP SOD OFF BUGGER BULLSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK SCUMBAG ASSCRACK ASS FUCK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PRINCE PHILIP PISS ARTIST TITMOUSE CUNT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKHEAD DILDO ANAL ALEX TREBEK WALRUS SHIT VAGINA BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT WIENER AUTOFELLATIO SUCK MY DICK BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE SHIT HO SHITHEAD JERK OFF CHIGGER DAMMIT CANNED QUOTES JACKASS RAGHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD WANK ORGASM FLYING FUCK SNUFF PORN FLYING FUCK BITCH KIKE SHIT LIKE A HORSE RAPE GOD DAMN HELL PEARL NECKLACE BANGKOK FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING JUMP! 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I CAN AFFORD FOOD POMMIE I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS DOUCHETITS JIZZ TAMPON IN MY ASS TITS NIPPLES FROG NECROPHILIA BITCH FELCHMONKEY CROTCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG POMMIE BOOBIES FUCK YOU FUCKING FROG DAMN THONG TASTER SHITFUCKER DICK CHICKEN CRACKER ASS JAP HORSE PENIS BIBLE BASHER PEARL NECKLACE PISS SHITE BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKWIT DICK IN A BOX DAMN CHOAD CUNTRAG BULLSHIT DAMN IT SHIT FUCK OFF CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A CUNT NECROPHILIA SHITE CHINK JACK OFF FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS SHIT WANKER SHITE MOCCASINS BRITNEY DAMN IT AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! 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Massive PUSSY and with the DICK IN A BOX and his BOOBIES of girraffes in which POOPOO while reading about GENITALIA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG also

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• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
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• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
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• Jesus
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• Spasm
• Nigger
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• GOD DAMMIT