Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's IT'S OVER 9000!'OSTRICH MY ASS'BIRD IN THE HOUSE'POOPOO'PENIS'DICKFACE'I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CONDOMS look at the DAMN talk page of this BITCH article for notes or discussion before FUCKFACE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONKEY PUNCHER neurochemical FUCK disorder VENEREAL DISEASE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PRICK, sudden FUCKING FUCKFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNTRAG or BULLSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWIPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SPUNK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FROG'S FAT ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NEOPETS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat QUEEF NIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MY ANUS IS BLEEDING utterFUCKance of socially FUCKFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COCKSUCKER television programs to address PAKI Tourette's syndrome.

JERK OFF Tourette's is CLIT not to be SPUNK confused with SPIC Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random FUCK YOU disorientation, culturally-POMMIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BAD MOTHERFUCKER language, JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MONKEY'S UNCLE WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK YOU souvenir shoppes and massive PISS UP MY ARSE quantities ASSCRACK of ANAL DIABETES FLYING RAT'S ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The SHITE Tourette's YOU WANKER Research Institute was PEARL NECKLACE founded to HOT GRITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GENITALIA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLCRAP article NAZI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOTHERFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PUNANI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TOURETTE'S SYNDROME.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICKHEAD Tourrette's sufferers COCK swear. You can WALRUS SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CONDOMS TV, for always focusing on the PISS ARTIST bad side of a terrible CRAP ON A STICK thing.
• The main ASSCRACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ARSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TAMPONS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BAD MOTHERFUCKER knee FUCKTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AUTOFELLATIO school for DICKFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKWIT sufferers to become SCROTUM manically depressed and FUCKER commit JAP suicide.
• There is no HOMO cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the MALL SANTA tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BLUMPKIN perodol" which caused my entire MAMA MIA body to go TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! numb and SUCK A BIG DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than JERK OFF it is without the FASHION BUG drug.

I am an active member of a SHITHEAD tourette syndrome SHOOP DA WHOOP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS the ASSHOLE public view of Tourettes as a "FRAK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KIKE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOUCHING sorry for GRINGO "hi-jacking" your MASTURBATION entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COON this that really SHITFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMMIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACKASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YOU WANKER, and making fun of a FROG'S FAT ASS horrible disorder is (not) CUNTRAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHUFF time.

Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FIREWALLS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. DICKLICK Regards to Andrew NIPPLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The HOSER bastard who wrote this article. You can AUTOFELLATIO punch him if you TESTICLE CHOKE want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BASTARD saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PRICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL and COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TOWELHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKER BAND WITH 4 FELLATIO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COCKSUCKER HORSE! PRICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PRICK'S HOUSE

How TAMPONS to BITCH cure BRITAIN the FUCK Tourette's GYPSY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FELCHMONKEY for ALEX TREBEK Tourette's BITCH Syndrome BITCH is NIPPLES following POO POO BLOWJOB these HEIL HITLER! rules DAMN in BRUSH MA TEETH order:

• 1: Avoid GO COUNT YOUR DICK immature EPIDIDYMIS little FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA kids,
• 2: Count to SLOPE within POOPY 10 SHITSLINGINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HELL SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM nor BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell BOLLOCKS yourself you DOUCHETITS don't HELLFUCKER have YOGHURT CANNON this NAZI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MONKEY SHIT WITH NASTY JERRY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PRICK last straw SHIT OUT OF MY DICK!

I fucking put TITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKFACE the TOP OF BUGFUCK THIS FOUR-EYES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JACK ABRAMOFF offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JAP people who try DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! to battle RUSTY TROMBONE'PAKI that tight-ass MOTHERFUCKER 17-year-PISS OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HOSER it now, but someone said ASS' FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PEEPEE'MUGABE HAS AIDS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHEBAG is a laughing DOM DeLUISE matter. Plus there FAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS Uncyclopedia, there are BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER articles CARPET MUNCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FELCHMONKEY stuff. So BUTTFUCKER that means BASTARD stop getting mad at the YOU WANKER first part too and TOSSER talking about the WIKIPEDIA letter that it's FAGGOT mocking (what JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian WALRUS SHIT hi self FUCKSTAIN even made a really FEMADOM good point. "It's RAT'S COCK nothing more DICKWAD from a head nod to a FOUR-EYES knee tick". NIPPLES. Which I'll add ASS onto WANKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITFACE suffer that WHORE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAT'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUDDHIST MONK be, because if I were a ASSHAT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHE hilarious. If you COCKSTUFFER Want facts, go on BALLS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITE be offended, don't read SPANK THE MONKEY the freaking PUSSY article anyway.

FRIG TITS & DICKS CLIT HOLY DUMB FUCK INCEST FUCK YOU O CANADA PEDOPHILIA ANUSCAKE SHITE

BALL SACK PISSHOLE YOU WANKER GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER DYKE TOSSER BLOWJOB MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD BALLS BUTT-HEAD ASS BATMAN & ROBIN GOBSHITE CHOAD FUCKTARD SHITCOCK ASS POMMIE I RAPE WALRUSES! PECKERHEAD FUCK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS JOHN ELWAY PISS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FUCKING JELLY BEANS BLOWJOB CRAPMUNCHER PISS NAZI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS [expletive deleted] NECROPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER COMMUNION WAFER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT suck my mothers BELGIUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEX CLUSTERFUCK ARSEBADGERS INBRED LET'S SHIT BULLCRAP BALL SACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHIT TWISTY VAGINA CUNT FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CHAV JACK OFF SUGARTITS SHITFUCKER FUCKING SPICY CUNT FUCK MOCKIE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RAT'S COCK NAZI ASSWIPE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NIPPLES NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! CUNT FUCK BITCH SCUMBAG PISS MONKEY'S UNCLE PEARL NECKLACE HOSER WIGGER NECROPHILIA RAPE SHITFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA YOUR MOM CRAPPY JACKASS CRAPFUCKER TOSSER JACK ABRAMOFF BOOBIES SHITFUCKER CUM MOZILLA FIREFOX BALL SACK POMMIE FUCK PAKI REBECCA BLACK JIZZ PENISBIRD DUMBASS DILDO DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY REDSKIN FUCKHEAD VAGINA DILDO WIKIPEDIA COCKSMOKER SAND NIGGER NECROPHILIA LOLCAT FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHENEY DOT HEAD BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES DOUCHING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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FUCK!!!! CONDOMS CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JACKASS NORTH KOREA TACO COON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CRAP DAMMIT MACACA JACKASS SHIT MOCCASINS CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE THIS IS A RARE SWEAR WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX CHIGGER FLYING FUCK BALL SACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SCROTUM BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE BONER JUSTIN BIEBER YID DONGSHOVER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BLUMPKIN DOUCHE GENITALIA TOWELHEAD BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS DAMN IT SHITTY KIKE ARSE WANK FUCKSTAIN FUCKER DOUCHING POMMIE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DUMBASS TUBA MILF BELLEND FUCKWIT DICKHEAD ARSEBADGERS COCK DAMN IT FUCKTARD ASSHAT YOGHURT CANNON MASTURBATION JACK OFF CUNTRAG BITCH DOUCHEBAG SHITHEAD TITTYWANK MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE RICK MORANIS DICKHEAD LIMEY EXTRA LONG PENIS INBRED GOD BLESS AMERICA JACK OFF BUGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT BLOWJOB WEHATEMARIO ASS FASCIST TRANNY PIGFUCKER COON DONALD RUMSFELD SHITE CHINK INBRED TWAT BALL SACK FENCE JUMPER DIPSHIT FIST FUCK SCUMBAG MALARKY SHITSLINGING CUNT PISS UP MY ARSE JERK OFF FUCK PUSSY GOATSE BIGNOSE FUCK A DUCK FUCKING HELLFIRE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT RAT'S COCK PIECE OF SHIT CUNT CRAPPER WOP DOM DeLUISE FUCKFACE BASTARD SHUT UP, MEG! TAMPONS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NEGRO SHIT LICK PUSSY MALARKY BALL SACK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BASTARD PIG CUNT JOHN ELWAY BALL SACK COCKSHITTER REDNECK KIDDY FIDDLER DONKEY DICK SON OF A BITCH POOPOO TAFFY TACO DAMN FUCKTARD HUEY P. NEWTON ORGASM PUSSY WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK GRINGO SHAKOPEE BASTARD SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER CHAV PISS ARTIST SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITTYWANK FUCKFACE BASTARD SPUNK NIGGER ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKING CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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PECKERHEAD TITTIES CUNT DAMN IT CC PLZ LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POLAK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN SUCK MY COCK WHORE FUCKER DIPSHIT SEX FROG FUCK YOU GYPSY EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK FLAMING ASS BADGER BASTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YID CUNT LAPPER DUNE COON MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING A DUMBASS PISS OFF MY ASS FELCHING ASS BITCH DOUCHE INVISIBLE! CHIGGER DICK CHICKEN SHITE DONKEY DICK FUCK NECROPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! CUM JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CHRISTHUMPER QUEEF DUMBASS ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU TOWELHEAD JACKASS RECTUM RAIDER RAPE DUNE COON MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKHEAD PUSSY CARPET MUNCHER BUGGER FUCK BEAVER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKSTAIN ABO BITCH BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER TACO BIRD SHIT FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SON OF A BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUTT-HOLE WOP SPICY CUNT FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKING JUMP! HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING BASEBALL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU GRINGO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHITSLIDE MONKEY SHIT WIENER FUCKTARD FUCKING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NIGGER TITS WANK SHITE PRICK FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE MOCKIE DUMBASS LAKE TITICACA DOUCHE FALSE BENSON SLOPE SPANK THE MONKEY COLGATE MONKEY SHIT SEX GYPSY JUSTIN BIEBER FRITZ SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX DIPSHIT FUCKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE SHITE HELL O KURWA! JACKASS SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE AUTOFELLATIO TWAT PEEPEE DICKWAD ASS PENIS ON A STICK BASTARD PICKANINNY DAMN BULLSHIT BIGNOSE SOD HOMO BAD MOTHERFUCKER SEX BULLSHIT CHAV RECTUM RAIDER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER BATHING SUIT AREA HORSE PENIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL RUSTY TROMBONE EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITHEAD HELL KIKE FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BELLEND DUMBASS DAMN IT POLESMOKER JOHNNY SHITE DONKEY DICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BONER PAGE BLANKING POMMIE SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE FUCKING A SHITFACE FIST FUCK BONER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NEGRO SEX GOD DAMMIT WANK HELL BASTARD CUNTRAG BITCH IN SACREMENT GOAT DICK YID TWAT GARBAGE DAY! JENKEM JACKASS SHIT FRAK CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMN HO POOPY FRIG CHIGGER CUNT DAMMIT COCKSTUFFER YID BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING INJUN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN IT JACKASS SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER SHIT IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU GENITALIA SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKHEAD JOHN ELWAY TAMPONS ASSCRACK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WANKER FEWMETS YOUR MOM SHITTY NICARAGUA WIGGER PISS OFF KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHEBAG SHITCUNTING COMMUNISM IS STUPID KRAUT CLIT TWAT MASTURBATION DAMN PECKERHEAD GOD DAMN FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS NORTH KOREA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS LET'S SHIT POMMIE SUGARTITS MALL SANTA FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER TAFFY DOODIE HEAD ASSWIPE INBRED GANGBANG ASSHAT CUNT NIPPLES CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTSWILLING BASTARD FUCKFACE PISS OFF MY ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM COCKSUCKER BLOWJOB INVISIBLE! HENTAI DICKFACE TITS & DICKS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WILLY WONKA PICKANINNY TAFFY ASSHAT ANUSCAKE SEX REDSKIN COCKSMOKER BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE REDNECK BOLLOCKS CUM HELL SEX KIKE DICK CHICKEN DOUCHING POMMIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TACO ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFUCKFUCK WIKIPEDIA LOLLIPOPS NIPPLES DAMN BEAVER MILF BAD MOTHERFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK BALLS SHITTY BLOWJOB CRACKER BULLSHIT CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT BASTARD ALF BONER COCK DOT HEAD ARSE ARSE FUCKBAG CUNTYMINTS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BLOWJOB CLUSTERFUCK MASTURBATION CHICKEN FRIES TITS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANKER BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS FASCIST CUNT BUGGER FUCKHEAD CRACKER WIENER INCEST CHICKEN FRIES RECTUM RAIDER BITCH REBECCA BLACK THONG TASTER HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY INBRED FUCKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SEMEN ASSFACE YID RANDY TRAVIS CHIGGER JOHN ELWAY BEAVER PISS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT 666 SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANK SHIT DOUCHEBAG TWAT DICK SCUMBAG CLEMEN COON HOMO BUGGER BRITNEY EMO WANKSPLAT TITS SHITBALLS BONG NIGGER DAMN IT HOSER HELL MILF SPICY CUNT FUCK FIST FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKTARD ASS CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE TIMBER NIGGER SUITCASE PENIS SUCK A BIG DICK DAMN LENS CRAFTERS BOB SAGET RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT FUCKTARD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PEDOPHILIA NECROPHILIA JIZZ CRAPPY FUCKER JOHNNY ASSHAT PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS JAP CUNT FUCKING A MILF TURD BOOBS [Insert swear here] FUCK ABO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHOLE CUNTYMINTS DAMN BONG SHIT DICK POLAK SHIT ASSCRACK BEANER FUCKING JUMP! CLIT JACKASS SHIT JIGGABOO TWAT SEX BASTARD HUMAN RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY BOOBIES WALRUS SHIT GOAT DICK MONKEY'S UNCLE DIPSHIT YOU WANKER SAND NIGGER DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU FAGGOT PRICK STEVE BALLMER BITCH BALLS FUCKHEAD SCUMBAG ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SHIT PUNANI PISS ARTIST WANK POMMIE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I WILL END YOU! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAGHEAD BITCH FUCKTARD DAMN SHIT RAT'S ASS ORGASM TOWELHEAD FRIG CHOAD SUGARTITS PISS OFF NIPPLES BUKKAKE ASS DOG FUCKER KRAUT YOGHURT CANNON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUGFUCK BELGIUM ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN SHITE BLISTERING BARNACLES CROTCH HORSE PENIS MILF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS VAGINA FELCHING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FRAK FUCKER PIGFUCKER FELCHING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TESTICLE CHOKE CRACKER HOMO DICK TITS SCROTUM MALARKY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITHEAD FUDGEPACKER ASSWIPE JAP POMMIE CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS ASSWIPE CUNTYMINTS NORTH KOREA WANK INCEST FELCHING BITCH FUCKWIT BITCH EAT MY SHIT! WANK CUNT FLYING FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS FLYING FUCK POMMIE MICK BAT FUCK INSANE BULLSHIT BITCH DESU TITS & DICKS PENIS FLYING FUCK LAKE TITICACA JESSE McCARTNEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER SCUMBAG DUNE COON SPANK THE MONKEY CHOAD TITWANK NIGGER BONER SHITTY DILDO DAMMIT DICKLICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LOGJAMMER DICKHEAD COCKSUCKER DOUCHE NEGRO PEDOPHILIA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ARSE EMO RAT'S COCK SHITE CUNT CRAPPER JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKWIT SHITBALLS HO PIGFUCKER FLYING FUCK TAMPONS FUCKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT ASSHOLE KIKE SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BOOBS CRAP ASS FUCKFACE BLOWJOB JUNGLE BUNNY TRANNY BUGGER SHITSLINGING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MACACA and with the NORTH KOREA and his PAKI of girraffes in which DOUCHE NAZI while reading about CHOAD KISSER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CRAP also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BULLSHIT