Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS'JUSTIN BIEBER'UIGURS'TITS'FUCK YOU'D'OH'ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MY ANUS IS BLEEDING neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LET'S SHIT, sudden AUTOFELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or ASSWIPE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WANK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NEOPETS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOG FUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN IT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HELL utterFUCKance of socially ASSCRACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFACE television programs to address MONKEY SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

AMERICA ONLINE Tourette's is COON not to be FUCK OFF confused with COCKSMOKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCKSUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NECROPHILIA random DICKHEAD disorientation, culturally-WOP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local [EXPLETIVE] language, FUCKING A and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD DICKFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POTTYMOUTH souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTY quantities IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of ANAL DIABETES EPIDIDYMIS garbage.

Darnit.

A JOHN ELWAY Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:

The IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was GOD DAMN founded to P'KANG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOUCHEBAG article SHITTY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or KAFFIR changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance D'OH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ORGASM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GOBSHITE Tourrette's sufferers TURD swear. You can HOSER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHING TV, for always focusing on the NIPPLES bad side of a terrible COON thing.
• The main CRAP symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOOK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ALF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HO knee WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOMO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SPANK THE MONKEY school for SEMEN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK YOU sufferers to become ASSWIPE manically depressed and TOSSER commit BULLCRAP suicide.
• There is no RAT'S COCK cure, and the JAP drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna THONG TASTER perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go TRANNY numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than P'KANG it is without the JIGGABOO drug.

I am an active member of a FLYING FUCK tourette syndrome JOHNNY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITTING DICK NIPPLES the AMERICA ONLINE public view of Tourettes as a "FAGGOT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CONAN O'BRIAN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MARGARET THATCHER sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DUMBASS this that really TAMPON IN MY ASS annoys me. I am working towards a MICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOG SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHEBAG, and making fun of a WANKER horrible disorder is (not) I WILL KILL YOU! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HOLY DUMB FUCK time.

Best MASTURBATION regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Regards to Andrew PISS ARTIST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

The MOCCASINS bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN IT punch him if you CLIT want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BALL SACK saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my FEMADOM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine LET'S SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! and MARCH OF FLAMES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WALRUS SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITSLINGING BAND WITH 4 HOSER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A [expletive deleted] HORSE! LET'S SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LET'S SHIT'S HOUSE

How WANKSPLAT to ASSWIPE cure JESSE McCARTNEY the All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Tourette's FAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING FUCK for DESU Tourette's SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Syndrome WIENER is DILDO following SIGMUND FREUD these DIPSHIT rules HELL in JERK OFF order:

• 1: Avoid REDSKIN immature MONKEY SHIT little DAGO kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKTARD within DIPSHIT 10 WANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your D'OH FOUR-EYES MASTURBATION nor RUSTY TROMBONE talk,
• 4: Tell OSTRICH MY ASS yourself you MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE don't PISS have WIKIPEDIA this JUNGLE BUNNY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHICKEN SHIT WITH NASTY 30 CASES OF PICKLES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TACO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the LET'S SHIT last straw MONKEY SHIT!

I fucking put DOUCHE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKING A PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PUNANI the TOP OF HOLY DUMB FUCK THIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TURD offensive. HENTAI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIGNOG people who try BASEBALL to battle ASSFACE'FUCK OFF that tight-ass CLIT 17-year-CUNT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ART METAL PRODUCTS it now, but someone said GOD DAMMIT' FUCKER PISS'GANGBANG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITSLINGING is a laughing SHITFACE matter. Plus there SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS OFF Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles CAPTAIN CRUNCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BIRD SHIT stuff. So DONKEY DICK that means suck my mothers stop getting mad at the THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE first part too and ASSHOLE talking about the WIGGER letter that it's GOD DAMMIT mocking (what ASSFACE letter? I don't even know what PISS UP MY ARSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian REDNECK hi self BALL SACK even made a really FUCKING good point. "It's KNOBJOCKEY nothing more CAMEL JOCKEY from a head nod to a JAP knee tick". PISS UP MY ARSE. Which I'll add FEMADOM onto JERK OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PUNANI suffer that CRACKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMNATION it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FELCHING be, because if I were a SHITSLINGING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOLY DUMB FUCK hilarious. If you FELCHING Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! be offended, don't read SHITSLINGING the freaking SHITTY article anyway.

TITTYWANK BUGGER TOTAL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS WANK YOU WANKER ORGASM FUCKTARD

PIG FLYING FUCK WIGGER PEEPEE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKFACE TWAT RAPE CHOAD GYPSY YOU WANKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANK TITS CHOAD KISSER RAT'S COCK GENITALIA YOU WANKER MOCKIE MONKEY SHIT BLOWJOB YOU WANKER DUNE COON SACRAMENTO AUTOFELLATIO WANKSPLAT JOHNNY TOTAL GOD DAMMIT ABO MONKEY SHIT WANK REDSKIN BITCH DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER BITCH DUMBASS PUSSY EPIDIDYMIS GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TWAT ORGASM SHITCOCK NICARAGUA O KURWA! EPIDIDYMIS BULLCRAP ASS GYPSY FUCKBAG PUSSYLICKER GOAT DICK YOU WANKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBAG ORGASM PRICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TESTICLE CHOKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WALRUS SHIT JAP TWAT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK GYPSY CUNT JIGGABOO MOCKIE JERK OFF POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU ASS SHITE WANK JOHN ELWAY MILF WIENER SUCK MY COCK FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FRED PHELPS BONER BITCH SOD OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS YUKY DOODY SHITE WETBACK FUCKSTAIN HADJI FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE GOBSHITE ASSWIPE O KURWA! ASSHAT BLUE PENIS! TWAT AMERICA ONLINE CENSORSHIP SOD OFF TITWANK BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT DOM DeLUISE YOU SUCK BALLS MOTHERFUCKER ASS FASCIST TOSSER BUNG-HOLE PORCH MONKEY SHIT SHIT YOUR MOM VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS VAGINA JERK OFF SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? GOBSHITE GOD DAMMIT FAG BASTARD CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS BUGFUCK PENISFUCK BELLEND HAIL SATAN! 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BOOBIES TITS FLYING FUCK DOUCHE DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMMIT CLEAN DRINKING WATER BEANER ABO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YOU WANKER MALARKY SHITHEAD SEX SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN SHITHEAD PENIS SHITTY ASS FUCKING JUMP! RUSTY TROMBONE YOUR MOM REDSKIN MALL SANTA YOU WANKER ASS PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKSTAIN NAZI D'OH STEVE BALLMER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BALLS MALL SANTA WANK DONGSHOVER FROG CHUFF JAP CUNNILINGUS JAP BRITNEY SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS TITMOUSE DAMN SHITBALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SCUMBAG BEAVER GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD PRICK CRAPFUCKER CUNTRAG DAGO WANK TWAT CHRISTHUMPER FUCKER RAPE ASS FUCKING A CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK NUGGET DICK RUSKIE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DONGSHOVER BULLCRAP DELICIOUS CAKE NAZI FUCKING A RUSTY TROMBONE CLUSTERFUCK CHIGGER DICKFACE CLIT PENIS REDNECK BUKKAKE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE INBRED OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT CROTCH SHITHEAD CHUFF suck my mothers POMMIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HONKY LET'S SHIT RAT'S COCK NIGGER BUTTFUCKER CRAP BEANER I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT MOTHERFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GIVING HEAD BLOWJOB JAP HELL PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLEMEN WETBACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELLFUCKER DIPSHIT CUNT POMMIE [expletive deleted] DOUGHNUT PUNCHER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT LAKE TITICACA CUNTRAG ASSFACE ASSHAT MARCH OF FLAMES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITE MILF PEARL NECKLACE GIVING HEAD PORCH MONKEY BUTTFUCKER SEMEN TURD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHRISTIANITY DONGSHOVER SEMEN SEX ASSFACE SHITHEAD GENITALIA SHIT ASSHAT TUBA I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT PENIS CUNT CRAPPER TAMPONS MARY WHITEHOUSE BULLSHIT PRICK PEEPEE BANGKOK RUSTY TROMBONE PORCH MONKEY BEAVER SUCK MY DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INBRED DUMBASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK QUEEF BOON BOOBS PISS KAFFIR MACACA SCUMBAG HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF SHAKOPEE SHIT PEARL NECKLACE DIRTY SANCHEZ POLAK ASSHOLE INCEST DICKWAD BASTARD BUTT PIRATE BALLS FRIG FRIG DAMN SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD TACO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DIRTY SANCHEZ NICARAGUA CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER SHITE BUTTFUCKER BUGFUCK BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT CLUSTERFUCK PEDOPHILIA HOLY DUMB FUCK PISSHOLE SHITSKIN FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT DAMN FUCKBAG [expletive deleted] FAGGOT WHORE CLIT ASSCRACK CLIT NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT AUTOFELLATIO CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FIRECROTCH FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY [expletive deleted] CUM BELLEND PISS OFF MARGARET THATCHER YOGHURT CANNON SHITTY WOP SAGGY TITS BONER BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BUGFUCK WANK DYKE POMMIE SHITHEAD PECKERHEAD HAIL SATAN! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL SEX ANUSCAKE MONKEY BALLS PORCH MONKEY PIGFUCKER BITCH JAP DIPSHIT JACKASS DICKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL DAMN GARBAGE DAY! SHITCOCK WANKER ANAL PIG EMO BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCK PISS ARTIST ASS BONER RUSKIE ABO CUNNILINGUS GOAT DICK ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE DAMN PISSHOLE WIENER HADJI POLESMOKER PISS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CRAPMUNCHER FRIG FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER CLEMEN FUCKFACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BLUMPKIN PISS OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKER CUNTYMINTS TURD BITCH BUTT PIRATE JOHNNY TITTYWANK SHITFUCKER PENIS JAP SHITCUNTING WOP FENCE JUMPER WALRUS SHIT BITCH CHIGGER MONKEY SHIT JIZZ JIGGABOO MARY WHITEHOUSE PIG CAMEL JOCKEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSWIPE COCK DAMN DOUCHEBAG DICK MICK HELL FROG FEWMETS FUCKING JUMP! SHITHEAD FUCK YOU RICK MORANIS SCROTUM FUCKING CHOAD KISSER FUCKHEAD WIKIPEDIA MALARKY HOMO TAMPONS FUCK OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CAMEL FUCKER URINE-GARGLING CUM WANK CLUSTERFUCK CLIT SHITFUCKER CHENEY FUCKSTAIN CRACKER BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD ASSHOLE DICK IN A BOX WIKIPEDIA DICKLICK HELL ALF PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH FRIG ALF CUNTSWILLING WHITE PEOPLE WHORE I WILL KILL YOU! PISS OFF FUCKING POLAK DUMBASS BITCH TIMBER NIGGER BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SUCK MY COCK DICK CHICKEN WEHATEMARIO DUNE COON ASSCRACK YOUR MOM SUGARTITS DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] GOD BLESS AMERICA NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS FUCKHEAD BALLS HORSE PENIS TWO-INCH PENIS SPUNK HELL SHITE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CONDOMS BONER DICKHEAD HELL FELLATIO FOUR-EYES MOCCASINS NIGGER SHITE RAPE HOSER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WIGGER DOUCHETITS SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER BEANER CLEMEN 666 SCROTUM TIT SPRINKLES SUITCASE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO suck my mothers POOPOO NICARAGUA [EXPLETIVE] JACKASS SHIT RAPE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SON OF A BITCH CHINK PISS WANK FELCHING DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT DYKE SHIT [EXPLETIVE] FUCKSTAIN [Insert silly non-swear here] CONDOMS FUCKER NORTH KOREA HEIL HITLER! DICK IN A BOX SHITE BUGGER ARSE MASTURBATION FUCKTARD DUMBASS DICKFACE JIGGABOO PENIS MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NI ASSHOLE BONER ANUSCAKE ANUSCAKE DICK IN A BOX GYPSY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HOMO HITLER CANNED QUOTE REBECCA BLACK WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHEBAG PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CHOAD BLUMPKIN SPIC [EXPLETIVE] THONG TASTER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! CRAPPY CHAV BONER MICK DIPSHIT FUCK SHITFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE FUCKER SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT MARCH OF FLAMES ANUSCAKE INBRED JERK OFF GOD DAMN DUMBASS ASSHAT RAPE CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ TITS BELLEND TURD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SPUNK VAGINA BUTT-HEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS NIPPLES PISSHOLE WALRUS SHIT DAMNED TABERNACLE RAT'S COCK LAKE TITICACA BOLLOCKS WILLY WONKA POOPOO LIMEY DAMN BIGNOSE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WANK ASSCRACK BASTARD FUCKBAG CUNT SHITHEAD JENKEM SPANK THE MONKEY CHICKEN FRIES BALLS BITCH WANKSPLAT CENSORSHIP ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD NAZI TITS COLGATE CUNNILINGUS PEEPEE JOHN ELWAY DIPSHIT MOCKIE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DIPSHIT GUMDROPS PIGFUCKER JOHNNY COCK CUNTSWILLING GENITALIA PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS DELICIOUS CAKE VAGINA SCUMBAG COLGATE BULLSHIT PIGFUCKER TWAT BONER ASSFACE DOUCHE NAZI CHAV WOODPECKERSHIT BORDER HOPPER TWISTY VAGINA CROTCH BASTARD VAGINA RAT'S COCK BELGIUM FENCE JUMPER TWO-INCH PENIS MALARKY PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN BUGFUCK BEAVER CHOAD FLYING FUCK SHIT KAFFIR DUMBASS CUNT ART METAL PRODUCTS CHENEY ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS RANDY TRAVIS BUGGER RAPE FUCKWIT CHUFF FLYING FUCK YUKY DOODY TOWELHEAD BUTT-HEAD FRIG ARSEBADGERS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DEMOCRACY FLYING FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! TWAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SCUMBUCKET SAND NIGGER KNOBJOCKEY ROSIE O'DONNELL HO CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN CUNTYMINTS PENIS ON A STICK POOPY DUMBASS CLIT SON OF A BITCH TITS CRAP SCUMBUCKET DOT HEAD DOUCHING BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKER TITS WOP SEX CUNTRAG DONKEY PUNCHER CHINK SHITCOCK SLOPE COMMUNIST DILDO CRAP FUCKSTAIN ASSBANDIT SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUM SPUNK BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT ANUSCAKE PISS CUNNILINGUS DOG SHIT CRAPFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD FUCKFACE PENIS ON A BUN JERRY CLEMEN SHUT UP, MEG! NAZI FLYING FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE QUEEF ASS ASSHOLE SHITFACE JAP ARSE SPIC ASSRAPING SHITTY CUNT BOOBIES SHITFACE SUCK A BIG DICK REBECCA BLACK BUNG-HOLE HENTAI ASSFACE POTTYMOUTH SHIT NIPPLES FUCK A DUCK INJUN BELGIUM WIKIPEDIA CUNNILINGUS BIGNOSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS AUTOFELLATIO KIKE TWISTY VAGINA CLEVELAND STEAMER TWAT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DICK CHICKEN CRAP ON A STICK SHITTY PUSSY WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 666 SCUMBAG ASSWIPE NAZI CUNT CUNT BALL SACK FUCKBAG SOD OFF HELL CHENEY GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST SHITFACE BELGIUM SHITFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MONKEY'S UNCLE TOWELHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NECROPHILIA SHIT FUCK CUNT BOB SAGET BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH HELL FRITZ SHIT FUCKWIT DICKLICK FUCKTARD PISS FUCK YOU CONDOMS ART METAL PRODUCTS DIPSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS JERRY CUNT pen0r TOTAL ANAL SHITFUCKER BUGFUCK FELCHMONKEY JACK OFF ASSHAT SAGGY TITS LICK PUSSY JIZZ HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUCHE RUSKIE TWAT SHITTY SEX GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT MALARKY HATE HATE HAT DOUCHETITS WANK BONER TWAT RAT'S COCK WALRUS SHIT FUCK A DUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHIGGER JAP PEDOPHILIA WHORE CUNT CLUSTERFUCK TIMBER NIGGER FUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIPSHIT FENCE JUMPER CHINK HO BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY DOUCHEBAG FAG YOGHURT CANNON SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS HUMAN RIGHTS FASHION BUG PENIS JACKASS SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER DEVELOPERS! BALLS INJUN FASHION BUG LENS CRAFTERS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUCHING FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING REDNECK RUSTY TROMBONE SHITSLINGING BIGNOSE TWAT DUMBASS CLEMEN DAMMIT NECROPHILIA FEWMETS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUGFUCK SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER ASSFACE SHITSLINGING CUNTBUCKET KIKE GOBSHITE PRICK FRITZ FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PAKI BONER JACK OFF GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS SHITE CRAP FUCKFACE FRIG MALARKY FENCE JUMPER WANK RAT'S ASS JERK OFF BULLSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK PIG PENISFUCK JAP HELL BATHING SUIT AREA CLIT NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI YUKY DOODY DAMN SEMEN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VENEREAL DISEASE GENITALIA NAZI BITCH DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER YUKY DOODY YOU WANKER DOUCHE NAZI MILF OH SHI– ASS SHITFACE FUCK OFF HOMO DAMN NIGNOG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HORSE PENIS CUNTING ASSCRACK RECTUM RAIDER WARNER MUSIC GROUP WANK CUNT SHITE POLACK DYKE 666 BRITNEY PEARL NECKLACE BOOBS DONKEY DICK PENISFUCK BUTT PIRATE NI NI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JACKASS SHIT COLGATE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GO COUNT YOUR DICK and with the ASS LICKER and his JACKASS of girraffes in which I'LL RAPE YOU while reading about IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! !!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISSHOLE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HOMO