Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a HENTAI article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMMIT, sudden AUTOFELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CROTCH or IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I AM CORNHOLIO! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GO COUNT YOUR DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BALLS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSWIPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHEBAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GRINGO television programs to address POLACK Tourette's syndrome.

DUMBASS Tourette's is JERK OFF not to be COON confused with WIENER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELLFIRE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOU random DYKE disorientation, culturally-BUGGER OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKER language, YOU WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JIGGABOO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive CHRISTHUMPER quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES FUDGEPACKER garbage.

Darnit.

A BULLCRAP Polite Note to the suck my mothers Author:

The 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's FUCKING A Research Institute was FUCKER founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BEANER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your VAGINA article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLEVELAND STEAMER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PIGFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of WANKSPLAT Tourrette's sufferers ASSFACE swear. You can COON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JELLY BEANS TV, for always focusing on the ASSWIPE bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
The main SAMUEL L. JACKSON symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHOAD KISSER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee BUGGER NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PEDOPHILIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! school for YOGHURT CANNON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POO POO BLOWJOB sufferers to become BELLEND manically depressed and SEMEN commit HOT GRITS suicide.
There is no BITCH cure, and the CUNNILINGUS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUGFUCK tics often have adverse BIRD IN THE HOUSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS perodol" which caused my entire BUTT-HOLE body to go DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! numb and KIDDY FIDDLER basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING RAT'S ASS it is without the PISS ARTIST drug.

I am an active member of a LIMEY tourette syndrome COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the POLACK public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK sorry for FUCKING A "hi-jacking" your SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JENKEM this that really DONGSHOVER annoys me. I am working towards a BOON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SON OF A BITCH, and making fun of a MY ANUS IS BLEEDING horrible disorder is (not) BULLSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your KNOBJOCKEY time.

Best POLAK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “[Insert stupid word you just made up here]” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your CULT OF THE DEAD COW capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. SHITHEAD Regards to Andrew DIRTY SANCHEZ Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The PEDOPHILIA bastard who wrote this article. You can WEHATEMARIO punch him if you DOUCHE want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE'S MOMMA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my REDNECK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMMIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are [expletive deleted] and PEEPEE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DUMBASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JERK OFF HORSE! DAMMIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMMIT'S HOUSE

How INBRED to MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! cure DICKHEAD the EUROIPODS Tourette's BOB SAGET Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISSHOLE for JOHNNY Tourette's SLOPE Syndrome I AM CORNHOLIO! is GOD DAMMIT following NI these JIZZ rules ASS in RAT'S COCK order:

1: Avoid GOBSHITE immature SCUMBUCKET little FUCKFACE kids,
2: Count to SON OF A BITCH within SHITFUCKER 10 CUNTYMINTSseconds,
3: Do not open your GREASER FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT nor CUNTRAG talk,
4: Tell FUCKTARD yourself you WOMEN'S RIGHTS don't FUCKTARD have GOD DAMMIT this SHITCUNTING disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSFACE WITH NASTY FRIG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S pen0r FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMMIT last straw TITTYWANK!

I fucking put DEVELOPERS!' my comment at the TOP OF THE PUNANI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TURD the TOP OF FELLATIO THIS FUCKING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKFACE offensive. DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CLUSTERFUCK people who try VAGINA to battle MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE'GRINGO that tight-ass BUGGER OFF 17-year-MOCKIE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FLYING FUCK it now, but someone said PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE!' MALARKY ARSE'BELGIUM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMMIT is a laughing FRIG matter. Plus there ASSWIPE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POMMIE Uncyclopedia, there are ASSWIPE articles ASSHAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SUGARTITS stuff. So VILLAGE DUMP that means GOATSE stop getting mad at the SPICY CUNT FUCK first part too and SPANK THE MONKEY talking about the KNOBJOCKEY letter that it's FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what TURD the heck you're talking about). Adrian 666 hi self DOUCHING even made a really KIKE good point. "It's RANDY TRAVIS nothing more SHITE from a head nod to a ORGASM knee tick". SHITE. Which I'll add DOUCHETITS onto DOM DeLUISE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NECROPHILIA suffer that CUNTSWILLING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BOOBIES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HO be, because if I were a ANUSCAKE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT hilarious. If you GOD DAMMIT Want facts, go on YID Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITS be offended, don't read HELL the freaking HENTAI article anyway.

POLAK DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLYING FUCK FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICKHEAD COON PORCH MONKEY

SNUFF PORN ASSCRACK POLESMOKER TWAT NI GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS LENS CRAFTERS SCROTUM CUNT CUNT MOCKIE FUCKTARD FRENCH TICKLER TWAT MICK CLEMEN DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN PRICK COON WHITE POWER BALLS FENCE JUMPER DAMMIT PUSSY BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER BITCH TIT DIRT GOD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT BASTARD [expletive deleted] SHIT VANDALISM IS COOL JERK OFF COON DUNE COON BULLSHIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH NAZI DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU BOOBS DAMN IT TAMPON IN MY ASS DOG FUCKER SOD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT HONKY BOOBS FUCKTARD GANGBANG JOHNNY CUNT SPIC ASS EPIDIDYMIS ORGASM FUCKER HOSER EPIDIDYMIS SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE NIGGER FUCK DAMN NECROPHILIA ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING POWERSHIT CUNT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNT BOB SAGET BAT FUCK INSANE JERK OFF HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN DAMN TOWELHEAD FUCK YOU MICK FUCKER FUCKSTAIN MACACA YOGHURT CANNON DAMN FUCKWIT CUM TRANNY FUCK NUGGET RECTUM RAIDER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT POWERSHIT BUGGER WALRUS SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS BUGFUCK BALL SACK ASS WOODPECKERSHIT INBRED DOUCHE NAZI PENIS ON A STICK DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU HONKY BITCH FUCKING RAPE FAGGOT FUCKING SCUMBUCKET HORSE PENIS DOG SHIT BITCH PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK CHOAD WOP SHITTY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH INJUN BEAVER FUCKFACE FUCKING DOT HEAD ASSBANDIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GENITALIA NIGNOG CRAPMUNCHER MARCH OF FLAMES TITS WIGGER MICK LENS CRAFTERS GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOOBS CUNT BULLSHIT PISS BASTARD MARY WHITEHOUSE BELLEND FELCHMONKEY ASSWIPE FUDGEPACKER QUEEF INBRED GOD DAMMIT FRED PHELPS PIGFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ JESSE McCARTNEY JERK OFF PRICK PORCH MONKEY GARBAGE DAY! SPIC BONG DAMN IT BEAVER TOTAL ROMANIA PEARL NECKLACE BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCK BORDER HOPPER DAMN IT EXTRA LONG PENIS BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TAMPON IN MY ASS POOPOO FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT RAPE BOOBIES BEAVER BULLSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHOLE HORSE PENIS HOMO POOPOO FRENCH TICKLER YOU WANKER SHIT SHITE DONKEY DICK HELLFUCKER DICK GENITALIA NEGRO LIMEY PIG THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CUNTING ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK KIKE HELL ARSE NIGGER SEMEN GREASER FUCKTARD BAT FUCK INSANE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS RAPE MOCCASINS JACKASS CAMEL JOCKEY SMEG CHOAD ARSE BULLCRAP FENCE JUMPER GREASER suck my mothers YOU WANKER ASSRAMMER SHITTY HELL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU WHORE BEAVER CUNT COCK CUNNILINGUS FUCK SHITE NAZI DICKLICK ANAL DIABETES JOHNNY JIGGABOO GYPSY MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX SHIT BULLSHIT WANK BUTTFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN DUNE COON WANK EAT MY SHIT! INJUN DICKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BIGNOSE SHITSLINGING TITS TITMOUSE GOD DAMMIT MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD BULLSHIT YOU WANKER HAIL SATAN! FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN ASS NORTH KOREA BUKKAKE WANK ARSE ASS FUCKBAG NAZI JAP NIPPLES BOOBS FELCHING CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD KRAUT NEGRO HAIL SATAN! FUCKFACE NECROPHILIA NECROPHILIA BRITNEY HOMO FUCKER PIG SHITCUNTING PUSSY FUCK OFF CUNT SON OF A BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BEANER CUNT GOAT DICK FAGGOT POMMIE POOPY FUCK YOU REDNECK SCUMBUCKET BULLSHIT CHICKEN FRIES DICK CHICKEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO DICKLICK POTTYMOUTH SHITTY TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT FIST FUCK CRAPFUCKER SNUFF PORN CAMEL FUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER FASHION BUG MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE CUNT HELLFIRE FUCKING A CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST WALRUS SHIT BALL SACK DUNE COON MICK FUCKFACE NIGGER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BITCH LUV PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SEX FUCKING JUMP! NEGRO TITTIES COON NAZI CHOAD MILF BUGGER OFF FUCKTARD THERE IS A CABAL TITS HELL LIMEY CHUFF WANK MALARKY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JOHN ELWAY BLOWJOB HELL PEDOPHILIA COCKSUCKER BITCH BRITNEY TAMPONS ABO SHITPISSER INCEST BOON DUMBASS FUCKER MILF POMMIE POMMIE BUGFUCK FUCKFACE STRAWBERRY ASS D'OH TWISTY VAGINA ASSHAT BLOWJOB TACO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKFACE NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK DICKLICK FUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH REDNECK BASTARD ASSWIPE SLOPE BULLSHIT ASS COCK CHINK DOUCHE NAZI DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKBAG HEIL HITLER! HELL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITE BUTTFUCKER JACKASS FELCHING ASSHOLE BUGGER OFF DICK MOTHERFUCKER HOMO FUCKING JACKASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ARSE HELL RECTUM RAIDER WOMEN'S RIGHTS TWAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BULLSHIT GOD DAMN SEX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BEANER OSTRICH MY ASS POLACK DICKFACE WANK BIGNOSE GOOK FLYING FUCK CUM ANAL DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY FELCHING ASS INJUN GO HOME AND DIE DIRTY SANCHEZ GRIS WHORE NIGNOG POO POO BLOWJOB PENIS JUNGLE BUNNY DICK CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE SHITFACE COCKSUCKER DOUCHING FUCK HELL THONG TASTER BLOWJOB GANGBANG WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PAKI RAT'S ASS CHOLERA IS FUN! TACO WOODPECKERSHIT DAMMIT COCKSMOKER FUCKTARD FRIG [expletive deleted] BASTARD COCKSMOKER BEAVER SHITFUCKER MICK FUCKSTAIN WANK SHITE COCK FUCKFACE BASTARD SHITFACE DARTH VADER TOSSER DOUCHEBAG SHITSKIN NIGNOG JACKASS SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK CRAPMUNCHER CRAPFUCKER ASSFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUGGER EARS OF CHRIST NIPPLES WANK TITTYWANK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PISS OFF PIECE OF SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH RUSTY TROMBONE PISS OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE GOD DAMN DUMBASS KIDDY FIDDLER SPANK THE MONKEY SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS BITCH NEGRO DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY REBECCA BLACK LOLCAT TURD FELCHING SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES PORCH MONKEY FUCKHEAD POLACK MOCKIE DICKFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JERK OFF BASTARD DONKEY DICK DARTH VADER BUGGER OFF DAMN CUNTYMINTS VENEREAL DISEASE [Insert silly non-swear here] I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! RUSKIE JOHNNY DOUCHING WHORE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRAPPY SEMEN HELL LET'S SHIT SHITE ASSCRACK TOWELHEAD JENKEM HEIL HITLER! LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK WILLY WONKA GIVING HEAD BLUE PENIS! PISS HAIL SATAN! NIGGER SHITSKIN SPUNK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGGER CLUSTERFUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JACKASS SHIT PISS OFF DONGSHOVER WANKER FELCHING CUM CHOAD NIPPLES LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITWANK DAMN O CANADA FELCHING FUCK YOU ASSFACE SEX SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS HO ARSE PIGFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS URINE-GARGLING SHITPISSER TACO BALLS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BASTARD BALL SACK SHITFACE DILDO PISS PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CLEMEN GOD DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE PEEPEE REDSKIN FUCKER CUNT EAT MY SHIT! SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT HOSER WOP COCKSMOKER FENCE JUMPER JERRY ASSWIPE YOU WANKER INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NICARAGUA CRACKER JENKEM KNOBJOCKEY CUNT FUCKFACE COCK CROTCH FUCKING FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT ASS FELLATIO FUCK FELLATIO CHUCK NORRIS WHITE POWER FUCK EMO DAMN IT BALLS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BOOBS ASS LOGJAMMER FUCKING A PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS FUCKTARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIRTY SANCHEZ GENITALIA MICK ASSWIPE GOATSE PISS ARTIST HORSE SHIT TACO SHIT FUCK A DUCK FUCKTARD CUNNILINGUS FRIG NIGGER INBRED FUCKHEAD ANAL BAT FUCK INSANE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCKTARD KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH SEMEN TITS PEARL NECKLACE ASS LICKER SON OF A BITCH TITWANK TUBA GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED QUEEF LAKE TITICACA CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT PENIS ON A STICK POLACK TITS BOOBS SAGGY TITS ASSFACE FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BOLLOCKS CONDOMS SUGARTITS JUSTIN BIEBER JACKASS JAP ASSBANDIT DICKFACE BRITNEY THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT REBECCA BLACK SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUTTFUCKER DILDO PISS ASSHOLE SUITCASE PENIS WALRUS SHIT DONGSHOVER DAMN WIENER FUCKBAG NIGNOG FUCKHEAD SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS MONKEY SHIT MOLDY TITS FUCK A DUCK PISS OFF JACKASS CUNT LAPPER TITS BUGGER OFF FLYING FUCK DAGO BONG WETBACK FUCKING BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER CHOAD CUNT JACK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOT HEAD HENTAI FUCKER PEDOPHILIA DICK TITS GIVING HEAD FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WANK DAMN MOCKIE BORDER HOPPER BULLSHIT SOD JERK OFF NI PISS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! VENEREAL DISEASE SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOBSHITE COCKSUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NEGRO FUCKING BASEBALL PISSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST BASTARD SHITCOCK CRAP JACK OFF GOOK BASTARD QUEEF FUCKHEAD FUCK CHRISTHUMPER WANK ASS FUCKING NIGGER BENCH PRESS CUNT FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! POOPOO BASTARD PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BUTTFUCKER HO DAMMIT RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER WIENER BLOWJOB NORTH KOREA FUCKING A CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKSUCKER GOATSE SEMEN O KURWA! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NORTH KOREA BUGFUCK FUCKING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSWIPE SHIT DONKEY DICK SHITHEAD ASSCRACK COCKSHITTER ARSE SHIT PISS OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON TOWELHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITTY CONDOMS WANK DICKFACE PIG BONER DICKFACE JERK OFF FUCKHEAD RAPE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMN WANK SHITCOCK FUCKER PUSSY HELLFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE INBRED ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP POLAK FRITZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUM SHITE LAKE TITICACA FELCHING DOUCHE NAZI BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANKSPLAT FELLATIO CUNT MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA BLUE PENIS! I'LL RAPE YOU MACACA INJUN TONY LA RUSSA DUMBASS RAPE ASSHOLE DICKHEAD CUNTYMINTS JIZZ AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TWO-INCH PENIS GRIS GIVING HEAD FRENCH TICKLER RANDY TRAVIS FUCK WIKIPEDIA GRINGO BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON NI MARGARET THATCHER FUCK SEMPRINI NIGGER GOBSHITE SHITFACE BUKKAKE SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL JIZZ MAMA MIA SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU TURD BRITNEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNT RAT'S COCK RICK MORANIS DAMN DICK HELL ASSHOLE ASSCRACK TITS COON BOOBIES BIG FOOT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SEMPRINI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CRAPPY BLISTERING BARNACLES ORGASM WANK PORCUPINE'S BALLS ANAL DICKLICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NAZI ASSWIPE TRANNY NECROPHILIA All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BOOBIES Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SCUMBUCKET and with the ARSE and his MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE of girraffes in which SPIC while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT also


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