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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS ARTIST neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING JUMP! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLSHIT, sudden CLUSTERFUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COON or COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I'LL RAPE YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JENKEM way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TUBA [expletive deleted] words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DYKE utterFUCKance of socially JUSTIN BIEBER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WHORE television programs to address WIENER Tourette's syndrome.

ASS FASCIST Tourette's is DIPSHIT not to be ASSFACE confused with CHINK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! disorientation, culturally-SHITCUNTING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUTTFUCKER HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive GREASER quantities POMMIE of ANAL DIABETES SUCK MY DICK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKING A Polite Note to the TIT DIRT Author:

The BIGNOSE Tourette's HITLER Research Institute was ANAL DIABETES founded to DIPSHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHIGGER article SPIC funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NORTH KOREA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOD DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKWIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SPUNK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CARPET MUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers BEAVER swear. You can BULLCRAP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JACKASS TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible PEDOPHILIA thing.
  • The main FEWMETS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOLLOCKS knee WALRUS SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WILLY WONKA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSCRACK school for CRAPPY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRIG sufferers to become HELLFUCKER manically depressed and JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE commit NEOPETS suicide.
  • There is no DIPSHIT cure, and the ASSFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SUCK MY DICK tics often have adverse MARCH OF FLAMES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK TITS perodol" which caused my entire CUNNILINGUS body to go GOOK numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS & DICKS it is without the ORGASM drug.

I am an active member of a ARSE tourette syndrome BUGFUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKHEAD the DICKLICK public view of Tourettes as a "CRACKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANKER sorry for CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR "hi-jacking" your DUMBASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EXTRA LONG PENIS this that really DAMN IT annoys me. I am working towards a RAT'S COCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHOAD KISSER, and making fun of a DAMN IT horrible disorder is (not) PRICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WOODPECKERSHIT time.

Best VAGINA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are EUROIPODS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. O CANADA Regards to Andrew GOD DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The SAMUEL L. JACKSON bastard who wrote this article. You can AUTOFELLATIO punch him if you FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FROG'S FAT ASS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my SPUNK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BULLSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MICK and WANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASS FASCIST music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PICKANINNY BAND WITH 4 4CHAN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BIRD SHIT HORSE! BULLSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BULLSHIT'S HOUSE

How COCKSMOKER to DICKLICK cure PEEPEE the PENISBIRD Tourette's SHITTY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING RAT'S ASS for SHAKOPEE Tourette's SHIT Syndrome PIGFUCKER is INBRED following CUNTING ASSCRACK these REBECCA BLACK rules SHITSLIDE in AMERICA'S GREAT! order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK OFF immature ASSWIPE little SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to ASS within FRED PHELPS 10 BORDER HOPPERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GOD DAMN ASS ASSCRACK nor ASSHOLE talk,
  • 4: Tell PISS UP MY ARSE yourself you WOP don't INBRED have BALL SACK this DOT HEAD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BLUE PENIS! WITH NASTY SHITFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIENER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BULLSHIT last straw SHITSKIN!

I fucking put CUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FAG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE the TOP OF ASS THIS DOUCHE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANKSPLAT people who try FUCKHEAD to battle CHOAD'ANUSCAKE that tight-ass CHIGGER 17-year-DOM DeLUISE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOBSHITE it now, but someone said PEDOPHILIA' TESTICLE CHOKE SHITFACE'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELLFUCKER is a laughing BULLSHIT matter. Plus there BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SCUMBAG Uncyclopedia, there are KIDDY FIDDLER articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SOD OFF stuff. So TWISTY VAGINA that means NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! stop getting mad at the COCKSHITTER first part too and ANUSCAKE talking about the ASSHOLE letter that it's CRAP mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what POMMIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian BASTARD hi self INJUN even made a really BASTARD good point. "It's WOODPECKERSHIT nothing more FUCKSTAIN from a head nod to a DICKFACE knee tick". BALLS. Which I'll add WETBACK onto LOGJAMMER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MONKEY SHIT suffer that FUCKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMMIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK OFF be, because if I were a SAND NIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTTFUCKER hilarious. If you MALARKY Want facts, go on FUCK OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICKFACE be offended, don't read FUCKSTAIN the freaking CUNNILINGUS article anyway.

MOTHERFUCKER AY-AY-AY CLIT CHAV ASSHAT DAMNATION COCK PISS FUCK NUGGET PRICK

HELL TOURETTE'S IS FUN MARGARET THATCHER PISS I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN SPIC TWAT JAP CAPITALISM SPUNK GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK SHITE JACKASS CRAPMUNCHER FUCKER YOU WANKER SLOPE SEX DAMN TURD FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS YOU WANKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JERRY CROTCH FLYING FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS OSTRICH MY ASS BUGGER DOUCHE NAZI MALL SANTA CHICKEN FRIES CAMEL JOCKEY DILDO MASTURBATION DELICIOUS CAKE DOM DeLUISE FUCKING CUNT CLUSTERFUCK FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS KAFFIR COCKSUCKER PENISBIRD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK DAMN THONG TASTER GREASER POLACK CROTCH FUCK YOU GRAPE PENIS BELGIUM FUCKING GARBAGE DAY! BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHETITS FUCKING JUMP! FUCK SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT CUM PENIS NAZI PISS OFF MALARKY DONALD RUMSFELD BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT PEDOPHILIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WIGGER DONKEY DICK SHITTY SNUFF PORN GRINGO MOZILLA FIREFOX CUM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ANUSCAKE CUNT JAP FIST FUCK EAT MY SHIT! DAMN ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CONAN O'BRIAN LET'S SHIT TRANNY BALL SACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER BLOWJOB JUNGLE BUNNY BLUMPKIN INBRED JACKASS MONKEY SHIT FUCKING A TITTIES I WILL KILL YOU! SHITTY FLYING FUCK INBRED ARSE ARSE SHITE DOUCHING BANGKOK GIVING HEAD CHINK FUCKING A TWAT CLUSTERFUCK WANK BOB SAGET PRICK BASTARD GOD DAMMIT MOCKIE MOCKIE INBRED BELGIUM CRACKER POMMIE COON TIT DIRT ASS 666 DARTH VADER JERRY BELGIUM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT YUKY DOODY COON BULLSHIT GREASER RAT'S COCK BOOBS SUCK MY DICK BOOBIES FUCKTARD BRITNEY FUCK ASSHAT FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GOD DAMN SHAKOPEE MASTURBATION BLISTERING BARNACLES SUCK MY DICK CUNT SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER DEVELOPERS! 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BIGNOSE COCKSUCKER CHINK SHITCOCK INBRED SHITFACE BUGFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITCUNTING TIENANMEN SQUARE FUCK LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE ASSBANDIT FUCK FUCKER JIGGABOO BASTARD TITTIES DAMN CONDOMS SEX GRAPE PENIS SHITSLIDE BOLLOCKS WETBACK FAGGOT DOUCHING TITTIES ASSBANDIT WOP FUCKER CLIT WANK BITCH COCK FUCK CLEMEN TITS GOATSE COCK POMMIE WANK DIPSHIT ASSHOLE SHITFACE DILDO GOBSHITE AY-AY-AY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS ASSWIPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKFACE CHOAD KISSER NEGRO WANK BUGGER FUCK YOU WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY TURD SHITBALLS suck my mothers RANDY TRAVIS CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING ASSFACE HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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SEX BASTARD PISS OFF BULLSHIT CHOAD CUNT BASTARD SHITSLINGING BALLS DUMBASS DAMN CHOAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOT HEAD FUCKTARD FELCHING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANKER BIRD SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANAL BITCH WIGGER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK NAZI CUNTRAG PUSSY DOUCHING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ANAL DIABETES CUNNILINGUS CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITTY LICK PUSSY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BALL SACK COON PENIS ON A STICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOCCASINS ASSFACE BUGFUCK KIKE [EXPLETIVE] ASSFACE KNOBJOCKEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK FAGGOT DICKHEAD SHIT PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE TITS TITWANK FUCK SHITSLINGING STEVE BALLMER ASS CUNT DAMN WANK ASSRAPING YID WANKSPLAT SHIT RAPE SCUMBAG SAND NIGGER FUCKING FUCKING ASSRAMMER WIKIPEDIA FUCKING CRAP ON A STICK BULLSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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CLUSTERFUCK CARPET MUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S ASS FUCKING DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH HELL SOD DOG SHIT HELLFUCKER CHINK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FEWMETS CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER KRAUT PISS TWAT RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

GOD DAMMIT SHITTY EMO BALLS CUNT CRAPPER HO TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT WALRUS SHIT GIVING HEAD suck my mothers NICARAGUA FUCKER DARTH VADER SHITFACE NIGGER FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HUMAN RIGHTS BOB SAGET BASTARD JERK OFF FUCKTARD GOOK ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JACK OFF DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT ALF TWAT ARSE BLUMPKIN LET'S SHIT DOG FUCKER FUCK YOU CUNT SHITTY SHITHEAD SHITFACE FRED PHELPS BONG RAT'S ASS WETBACK DONKEY DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BALLS ABO SCUMBAG COCKSTUFFER BORDER HOPPER TAFFY FUCK GOD DAMMIT STEVE BALLMER HELL PEARL NECKLACE PEEPEE RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH QUEEF FROG BLOWJOB TITWANK SON OF A BITCH Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITTIES and with the ALEX TREBEK and his CHIGGER of girraffes in which ASSFACE while reading about INBRED!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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