Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKWIT'DOM DeLUISE'PISS ARTIST'CAMEL JOCKEY'SHITFUCKER'HELL'CENSORSHIP Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CLUSTERFUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder VAGINA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITPISSER, sudden IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MY ANUS IS BLEEDING or FUCK YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GO HOME AND DIE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOG FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BIRD SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FELCHING ASSFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHOLE utterFUCKance of socially POOPY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICK IN A BOX television programs to address TITS Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD Tourette's is SHIT not to be GIVING HEAD confused with FUCKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKWIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCK random DAMN IT disorientation, culturally-BOOBIES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELCHING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YOU language, FRITZ and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOG FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities GENITALIA of ANAL DIABETES DIRTY SANCHEZ garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITBALLS Polite Note to the SHITFACE Author:

The ARSE Tourette's HADJI Research Institute was SON OF A BITCH founded to BORDER HOPPER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIPPLES article FUCKSTAIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HOT GRITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHOAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JESSE McCARTNEY Tourrette's sufferers DILDO swear. You can FUCKHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK OFF TV, for always focusing on the WANK bad side of a terrible RAT'S ASS thing.
• The main SHITSLINGING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are OSTRICH MY ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is REDSKIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DONKEY DICK school for AMERICA ONLINE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SUCK A BIG DICK sufferers to become FUCK YOU manically depressed and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS commit PISS OFF suicide.
• There is no TOWELHEAD cure, and the RAT'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING RAT'S ASS tics often have adverse CHOAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SPANK THE MONKEY perodol" which caused my entire CROTCH body to go SAND NIGGER numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FEWMETS it is without the WANK drug.

I am an active member of a DONKEY DICK tourette syndrome SHITFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I CAN AFFORD FOOD the SHITE public view of Tourettes as a "GOBSHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN IT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for BIGNOSE "hi-jacking" your DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HEIL HITLER! this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a SON OF A BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKLICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKER, and making fun of a HELL horrible disorder is (not) BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS OFF MY ASS time.

Best CHICKEN SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “VENEREAL DISEASE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. BELLEND Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The ASSRAPING bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKHEAD saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my POO POO BLOWJOB intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITPISSER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! and NIPPLES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MONKEY SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOB SAGET BAND WITH 4 FUCK OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COMMUNIST DILDO HORSE! SHITPISSER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITPISSER'S HOUSE

How CUM to GENITALIA cure FUCKHEAD the PENIS Tourette's VENEREAL DISEASE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for GRINGO Tourette's DAMN Syndrome CLIT is BULLSHIT following TWO-INCH PENIS these SCUMBAG rules TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! in SHITFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid SHITSKIN immature WANKSPLAT little TENTACLE RAPE kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKWIT within PISS 10 NIPPLESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COON GANGBANG SHITE nor NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS talk,
• 4: Tell DYKE yourself you WANK don't SHITFUCKER have BUGFUCK this JOHN SMILEY FACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE WITH NASTY FROG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITPISSER last straw PISS!

I fucking put MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING A the TOP OF DONGSHOVER THIS DELICIOUS CAKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NECROPHILIA offensive. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MALARKY people who try BUGFUCK to battle DIPSHIT'BLESSED DAMN SAINT that tight-ass COCKSMOKER 17-year-IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS it now, but someone said THONG TASTER' CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT BAD MOTHERFUCKER'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SCUMBAG is a laughing FUCK matter. Plus there FUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITTY Uncyclopedia, there are FRIG articles DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching EXTRA LONG PENIS stuff. So BANGKOK that means CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE stop getting mad at the THONG TASTER first part too and FLYING FUCK talking about the SHITHEAD letter that it's BEAVER mocking (what DICKFACE letter? I don't even know what THONG TASTER the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHICKEN SHIT hi self WINDOWS VISTA even made a really GOD DAMMIT good point. "It's JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS nothing more NORTH KOREA from a head nod to a SHIT knee tick". CLUSTERFUCK. Which I'll add NIGGER onto PISS OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGGER suffer that BUKKAKE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SONNY BILL WILLIAMS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT be, because if I were a DILDO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITS & DICKS hilarious. If you JOHNNY Want facts, go on GOAT DICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS be offended, don't read DIRTY SANCHEZ the freaking INBRED article anyway.

SPICY CUNT FUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITE WILLY WONKA CUNT GARBAGE DAY! CRACKER NIGGER PISS ARTIST ASSHAT

PORCUPINE'S BALLS WOP FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BEANER DICK BOOBIES JAP DIPSHIT TWAT CLEVELAND STEAMER SCUMBAG DOG FUCKER DOT HEAD LET'S SHIT SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSFACE SEMEN SAGGY TITS HELL ORGASM BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUM HELL BIG FOOT FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA SHITE PISS FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO FUCK WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKFACE PISS OFF HITLER FENCE JUMPER SHITSLINGING ASSHAT BUNG-HOLE DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOLLOCKS PIGFUCKER BITCH BITCH SHITTY PUSSYLICKER P'KANG PISS ARTIST BUNG-HOLE BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE CUNNILINGUS WIENER BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHING HELL DICKHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DILDO ASSWIPE BLUMPKIN WANK AY-AY-AY JOHNNY TOWELHEAD NIPPLES SHITE GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD DAMN TITS INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! BASTARD SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNTRAG FUCK CHOAD ASSFACE BOOBS WANKER LIMEY I'LL RAPE YOU YOGHURT CANNON GOBSHITE EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NAZI CONDOMS TURD CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING A DIPSHIT SNUFF PORN DAMMIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSWIPE CUNT CRAPPER WALRUS SHIT POTTYMOUTH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DONKEY PUNCHER FRENCH TICKLER JOHNNY RICK MORANIS JERRY NIGNOG PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITTY GOD DAMN ASSHOLE SUCK MY DICK SHIT ASSHAT SOD OFF CUNTSWILLING WIGGER ASS DICK MONKEY'S UNCLE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSLINGING DAMN IT FOUR-EYES TWAT GOD DAMN ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO WIKIPEDIA FUCK YOU TIMBER NIGGER TITWANK BLUMPKIN SHITFACE FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN NICARAGUA JIZZ GOATSE NIGGER DYKE BENSON SUCKS DAGO SHITFACE CRAPMUNCHER POMMIE DELICIOUS CAKE RANDY TRAVIS PAKI BALL SACK BLISTERING BARNACLES FELCHING VENEREAL DISEASE HONKY NIPPLES PISSHOLE PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN WANK SON OF A BITCH PISS FLYING FUCK SHITFACE LET'S SHIT suck my mothers SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKFACE BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS SHITSLIDE FUCKWIT BALLS BITCH [expletive deleted] CRAPPY 30 CASES OF PICKLES BOOBS BIBLE BASHER COLGATE I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN SLOPE JIGGABOO NEOPETS ARSEBADGERS NIPPLES I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK BUTT-HEAD COCK COCKSMOKER BORDER HOPPER CROTCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELLATIO GOD DAMN SHIT BIGNOSE JIGGABOO SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT SHITE ASS CLIT ANAL [Insert swear here] SHITFACE SHITHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES RUSKIE DICKHEAD FUCKING A SHITHEAD NIPPLES PENIS ON A STICK CUNT SHIT GOATSE DICKLICK PISS OFF ASSHAT BULLSHIT GRIS BITCH LIMEY PISS INCEST PIG FAG ASS TWAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CONDOMS STEVE BALLMER BIGNOSE GRINGO TITTYWANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS BRUSH MA TEETH OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH WEHATEMARIO WIENER BONER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD DICKLICK FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS FOUR-EYES CUNT BALL SACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER YID ASS FASCIST FUCK A DUCK MOTHERFUCKER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHITFUCKER FRED PHELPS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BUGFUCK CHRISTHUMPER STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK OFF JACK ABRAMOFF FROG'S FAT ASS MALARKY CUNT GENITALIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS QUEEF CHINK JACKASS SHIT EPIDIDYMIS FLYING FUCK CUNT RUSKIE DICKWAD CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S COCK SHITE RUSTY TROMBONE SAND NIGGER ABO EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JIGGABOO FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITSKIN FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKTARD SAGGY TITS INBRED SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT LAPPER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKWIT CUNT EMO BITCH TOSSER FLYING RAT'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE DAMN GOD DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITCOCK DICKWAD BASTARD MARY WHITEHOUSE DONKEY DICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHIT JOHNNY TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK RANDY TRAVIS FELCHING FRAK GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKING FLYING FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO ASS FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITSKIN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD BOOBIES WANK CUNT SUGARTITS RAPE LAKE TITICACA JAP SEX PISS OFF NIGNOG ASS DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKER TITTIES O KURWA! FRAK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PRICK BITCH CUNT CRAPPER POMMIE ASSHOLE SHITHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER PISS OFF BITCH PISS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PENIS ON A STICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JESSE McCARTNEY POLACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PENISBIRD SHITBALLS BASTARD SHITSLINGING ASSFACE SHITE SCROTUM PUNANI DILDO FUCK SUNSHINE FUCKHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS JAP YOGHURT CANNON DONALD RUMSFELD TITTIES O KURWA! DOG SHIT SON OF A BITCH BASTARD MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD HOMO CHOAD KISSER JACKASS SHIT FAG WANK GOD DAMN ASS WOODPECKERSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT GANGBANG FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT RAGHEAD ASS ASSHAT SHITCUNTING HELL TWO-INCH PENIS DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH BLUMPKIN ASSHAT FUCK MOLDY TITS HOMO FUCKFACE ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD BASTARD SHIT INBRED BIGNOSE VAGINA BITCH BULLCRAP FUCKBAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK ASSWIPE WANK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS HOLY DUMB FUCK FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITCOCK BITCH SHITE FUCK YOU MOCCASINS ASS FUCKSTAIN SHIT FEWMETS PUSSY FUCK JOHN ELWAY FUCKER DICK YOU WANKER BUTT PIRATE CONAN O'BRIAN SEMEN ASSRAMMER SHITCOCK DICKHEAD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK PEDOPHILIA CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE AUTOFELLATIO TWISTY VAGINA CHIGGER GRINGO ASSCRACK NIGNOG NECROPHILIA BELLEND BUGGER OFF DAMN SHITSLINGING TITWANK CROTCH DAMN GRAPE PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JACKASS FUCKFACE PISS OFF EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DOUCHETITS BALL SACK RUSTY TROMBONE DICKHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GIVING HEAD SCUMBAG BLUE PENIS! SHITSLIDE TITS DAMN FLYING FUCK CHINK FOUR-EYES BALLS ANAL FUCKHEAD FROG CHENEY NAZI DAMMIT ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING WANK PISS ARTIST NIPPLES MACACA PRICK DUMBASS DAMN SHITHEAD FUCK YOU FRIG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BUGGER BULLSHIT SCROTUM NEGRO FUCKTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT TAFFY DAMN ARSEBADGERS BUKKAKE DAMN PORCH MONKEY TITTIES SCUMBAG TWAT SCROTUM JACKASS I WILL END YOU! DOUCHE DICKFACE DICKHEAD CUM DICKFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKWIT BEAVER FUCKER RAPE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT COON FUCK ASSRAMMER DICKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE NIGGER SUITCASE PENIS ASSHOLE COON SHITE LIMEY BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMN I WILL END YOU! BELGIUM BORDER HOPPER DICK SEX YOU POLAK FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT PUNANI ASS ASSHOLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BASTARD PISS SHITCOCK TARTAR SAUCE JACKASS SHITE SHITSLINGING GANGBANG POMMIE DONALD RUMSFELD LGBT RIGHTS SHITBALLS 30 CASES OF PICKLES VENEREAL DISEASE CHINK BOOBS BUTTFUCKER FENCE JUMPER FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN WANK FROG'S FAT ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEDOPHILIA DYKE SHITTY ASSRAMMER SHITSKIN SHITFACE DICK IN A BOX FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY HENTAI FROG BOLLOCKS KIKE FLYING FUCK ANUSCAKE BOON COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TITS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKFACE SUCK MY COCK CLEMEN BULLSHIT DICK IN A BOX FUCKER PEEPEE FELLATIO SACRAMENTO CUNT DUMBASS HOSER PICKANINNY SHITHEAD DAGO DILDO BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS SNUFF PORN NIGNOG JOY BASTARD FUCKHEAD BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN BUGGER OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS YOUR MOM POLACK CHIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POLESMOKER SPANK THE MONKEY WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! CUNT CRAPPER BUGGER CARPET MUNCHER CHRISTHUMPER CLEVELAND STEAMER SMEG MASTURBATION BUTTFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER TWAT SHITSLIDE DICK IN A BOX TWAT CUNNILINGUS FRENCH TICKLER PENIS ON A BUN FUCKING A PISS DIRTY SANCHEZ FRAK FEWMETS THONG TASTER MAMA MIA DICKLICK ORGASM BUNG-HOLE ARFENHOUSE BUGFUCK FUCKWIT FUCKER POOPY NAZI DICKFACE DOUCHEBAG CAUCASIANS SOD OFF PUNANI FUCK OFF FEWMETS FUCK YOU DILDO CUNT FUCK CONDOMS MONKEY SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS PISS OFF SHITE NI WIKIPEDIA FUCK BLUMPKIN CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BUGFUCK PENIS [EXPLETIVE] FUCKHEAD ASSRAPING GRUE RAPE HOSER FUCKHEAD REDSKIN DAMN ANAL DARTH VADER BLUMPKIN FUCKER CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT LIKE A HORSE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK FAG GENITALIA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DUMBASS OSTRICH MY ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS DICK SUCK MY COCK SUCK MY COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN FRIES ABO PUSSY BULLSHIT WIGGER CHINK CLUSTERFUCK DAMN VAGINA BUTTFUCKER PISS WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUGGER ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM JENKEM COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NI JENKEM BATHING SUIT AREA WOODPECKERSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHE SHITCOCK SPIC ANAL MICK CUNT JACK ABRAMOFF FLAMING ASS BADGER DONKEY PUNCHER FRITZ NECROPHILIA CUNTRAG TWAT DOUCHETITS BLOWJOB HO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK MASTURBATION YUKY DOODY GANGBANG [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SHIT ARSEBADGERS EXTRA LONG PENIS HELL DAMNATION CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE POMMIE ASS CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE NAZI SHITSLINGING FUCKING A FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKFACE RANDY TRAVIS FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER JACKASS DAMN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GRINGO CUM FELCHMONKEY DOG SHIT SHITHEAD ANAL DIABETES BASTARD FENCE JUMPER DICKHEAD FUCK OFF DAMN DICK CHICKEN TITS BALL SACK PIECE OF SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON GIVING HEAD DAMN BLOWJOB O CANADA THONG TASTER FELCHING SHIT GRAPE PENIS MARCH OF FLAMES ASSHAT HELL DAMN BALLS ALEX TREBEK WANKER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER CUNT RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD HIV NEGATIVE FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK SHITSLIDE CROTCH BIGNOSE CUNT TOSSER DOG SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SEX CRAPPY FUCK ASSWIPE CHENEY SHIT TURD ARSE FUCKER PRICK CUNTING ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER BASTARD SOD FUCK A DUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK SHITE BUTTFUCKER PENISFUCK FELCHMONKEY VAGINA COON BEANER ALEX TREBEK SHUT UP, MEG! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT OH SHI– BATMAN & ROBIN JACKASS DOODIE HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKTARD CHOAD RAT'S COCK DAMN FROG GRAPE PENIS PENISFUCK WALRUS SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA BRUSH MA TEETH FRIG I WILL KILL YOU! CUNTSWILLING FUCK FUCKFACE SHITSKIN PISSHOLE FUCK TITS SHITTY JERRY WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ARSE DICKHEAD HELL CUNT YOU WANKER DIRTY SANCHEZ CAMEL FUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISSHOLE CHAV BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER DILDO EXTRA LONG PENIS JAP BULLSHIT PIG DUMBASS FAGGOT GREASER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOM DeLUISE BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT BUTT-HEAD HELL BALLS QUEEF TAMPONS BOOBIES RAT'S ASS INJUN PISSHOLE FRAK SHIT BELLEND SHITHEAD POKÉMON BITCH JACKASS CUNT SHIT SHITFUCKER ARSEBADGERS MICK FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT NIPPLES BITCH SUITCASE PENIS CUNT CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN WIKIPEDIA PISS DAMNATION BASTARD SHIT DAMN FUCK ASSWIPE SHITBALLS BATHING SUIT AREA TURD PUNANI GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKFACE BITCH ASSRAPING DONALD RUMSFELD MOTHERFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS JENKEM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE I'LL RAPE YOU BUKKAKE HELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NORTH KOREA NIGGER TITS REBECCA BLACK SHIT SHITTY DOUCHEBAG NIGGER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DAMN VAGINA HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FLYING FUCK TAFFY FU SPANG CHIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DIPSHIT CUNTBUCKET Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BALLS and with the FELCHMONKEY and his SUGARTITS of girraffes in which JIZZ while reading about DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUTTFUCKER