Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITFACE'CUNTRAG'BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'WETBACK'IT'S OVER 9000!'NIPPLES'FROG'S FAT ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FOUR-EYES neurochemical FUCK disorder NIPPLES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLEVELAND STEAMER, sudden JESUS FUCKING CHRIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOU WANKER or P'KANG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JERRY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANKSPLAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRAK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BASTARD DICK TITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NAZI utterFUCKance of socially GRIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SOD television programs to address MINORITIES Tourette's syndrome.

ANUSCAKE Tourette's is ASS not to be HITLER confused with DONGSHOVER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKHEAD random WIGGER disorientation, culturally-NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOUCHE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BAD MOTHERFUCKER language, QUEEF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JERK OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOCCASINS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities JESUS FUCKING CHRIST of ANAL DIABETES I'LL RAPE YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A TWAT Polite Note to the RUSKIE Author:

The FUCKING A Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to DIPSHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SPANK THE MONKEY article DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FOUR-EYES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WHORE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKSHITTER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITTIES Tourrette's sufferers FLAMING ASS BADGER swear. You can SHITCUNTING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TV, for always focusing on the ASSWIPE bad side of a terrible COCKGOBLIN thing.
• The main ASSRAPING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANKSPLAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSBANDIT knee SMEG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKER school for NECROPHILIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FELCHMONKEY sufferers to become JACKASS manically depressed and I WILL END YOU! commit PAKI suicide.
• There is no MONKEY BALLS cure, and the BULLSHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACK ABRAMOFF tics often have adverse MARGARET THATCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHAV perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go FENCE JUMPER numb and BIRD SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than PENIS ON A BUN it is without the [expletive deleted] drug.

I am an active member of a DIRTY SANCHEZ tourette syndrome NICARAGUA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CROTCH the CHICKEN SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "MARY WHITEHOUSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELLFIRE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am [Insert stupid word you just made up here] sorry for NIGGER "hi-jacking" your CLUSTERFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHUFF this that really MALL SANTA annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKSTAIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITS, and making fun of a VENEREAL DISEASE horrible disorder is (not) TITTIES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! time.

Best TACO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSCRACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an TIENANMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. CHINK Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The SAGGY TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP punch him if you FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my BUTTFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CLEVELAND STEAMER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FELCHING and BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FROG'S FAT ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PECKERHEAD BAND WITH 4 FLYING FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUTT PIRATE HORSE! CLEVELAND STEAMER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLEVELAND STEAMER'S HOUSE

How FUCKING A to SHIT cure SEMEN the BUGGER Tourette's CUM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKLICK for RAT'S COCK Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Syndrome YOU WANKER is COCKING FUCKBOROUGH following BUTTFUCKER these GREASER rules BOYCOTT VIACOM! in ARSEBADGERS order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature REDSKIN little GOBSHITE kids,
• 2: Count to ASSHAT within TAMPONS 10 PISSHOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FRITZ RAINBOWS TIMBER NIGGER nor AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI talk,
• 4: Tell ASSRAPING yourself you PEDOPHILIA don't WOP have COCKSUCKER this DOUCHING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT WITH NASTY GOATSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BULLSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLEVELAND STEAMER last straw RAPE!

I fucking put CAPTAIN CRUNCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNTBUCKET PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK OFF the TOP OF FUCK OFF THIS PUSSY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be EXTRA LONG PENIS offensive. MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSFACE people who try DAMN to battle GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-WIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MASTURBATION it now, but someone said LIMEY' FUCK MASTURBATION'MALARKY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CRAP ON A STICK is a laughing THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE matter. Plus there TITS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKTARD Uncyclopedia, there are NIGGER TITS articles DICKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHAT stuff. So WHORE that means FUCKSTAIN stop getting mad at the DILDO first part too and DONKEY PUNCHER talking about the BUTTFUCKER letter that it's SEX mocking (what I RAPE WALRUSES! letter? I don't even know what [expletive deleted] the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKFACE hi self DICKLICK even made a really PEARL NECKLACE good point. "It's SHITE nothing more FUCKWIT from a head nod to a AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! knee tick". CUM. Which I'll add BUGGER OFF onto FUCKFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOM DeLUISE suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes D'OH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWAT be, because if I were a DIPSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! hilarious. If you DOUCHING Want facts, go on DOUCHE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK CHICKEN be offended, don't read FUCKFACE the freaking Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! article anyway.

DIRTY SANCHEZ LENS CRAFTERS BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHE CLIT JACKASS BATHING SUIT AREA SHITHEAD SHITSKIN

LIMEY COCKGOBLIN BITCH TITWANK JOHN ELWAY POLACK SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS VAGINA NIHILISM WANK CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE JERK OFF DEVELOPERS! BONG PICKANINNY DELICIOUS CAKE SUITCASE PENIS CHOAD PENIS ON A STICK NEGRO ORGASM FROG'S FAT ASS TWAT JUNGLE BUNNY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! ASS GOD DAMMIT ASS DAMMIT ARSE CHOAD RUSTY TROMBONE SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN O CANADA TURD TWAT ASS LICKER FELLATIO INBRED WANK BEANER HITLER MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES NEGRO DICK IN A BOX CRAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU WANKER BOOBS SHITE FEMADOM SHITHEAD JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING DOG SHIT [expletive deleted] ASSWIPE TWAT YOUR MOM BIGNOSE FUCKFACE DOUCHE DILDO BOOBIES FAGGOT I AM CORNHOLIO! RAGHEAD TENTACLE RAPE DICK IN A BOX NORTH KOREA AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS JAP BALL SACK BEANER SHITBALLS NIGGER FUCK KIKE EPIDIDYMIS URINE-GARGLING CUNTRAG RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JOHNNY JAP ALEX TREBEK TAMPONS WANK DAMN FUCKHEAD SHIT DYKE BOLLOCKS TITTIES BLUMPKIN ASSWIPE REDNECK WIENER BLUMPKIN FUCKSTAIN TITS FUCK LIMEY FU SPANG FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT DAMN IT BUTT-HOLE BATMAN & ROBIN HELL SHITTY FUCK A DUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] ABO ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY CAMEL JOCKEY ASS FASCIST BITCH SCROTUM IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! REBECCA BLACK BELGIUM CRAP CRAP FUCK FUCKSTAIN MALARKY FUCKFACE CUNT QUEEF SHITSKIN AY-AY-AY KIKE SPIC TWAT WIENER RAPE SOD WIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SLOPE BUGGER OFF CONDOMS MONKEY BALLS BLOWJOB OSCAR WILDE IS GAY TITS & DICKS FUCK CHICKEN SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS BITCH HADJI SHITFACE ASSHOLE SHITSLIDE RAT'S ASS ALF MILF WANK PISSHOLE BALL SACK GOD DAMN BONER CROTCH BITCH AMERICA ONLINE HADJI BENCH PRESS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNT PAKI INBRED BAT FUCK INSANE RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU SHITHEAD HIGH WAGES CUNT LAPPER JACKASS CHOAD DICKWAD PORCH MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT NEGRO FUCKSTAIN PRICK ASS NICARAGUA BULLSHIT SLOPE DONKEY PUNCHER WANK INCEST SON OF A BITCH ASS CUNT CHIGGER TACO BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK YOU WANKER FUCK YOU GOD DAMN ASSWIPE NAZI MOCKIE ASSCRACK PUNANI BEAVER GOD DAMN DICK CHICKEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITFUCKER BITCH DUMBASS GOD DAMN BULLSHIT FUCKING A ASSFACE REBECCA BLACK BULLSHIT ASSFACE CRACKER DUMBASS TOSSER FUCKWIT SPANK THE MONKEY TITS FUCK BUTTFUCKER TWAT SHITCUNTING TOTAL CLUSTERFUCK SHITE BUGGER BORDER HOPPER FUCKTARD MACACA GENITALIA BITCH CUNT BALLS FUCK PUNANI [expletive deleted] PISS BASTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHING CHONG CHINK ASS BLUE PENIS! FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING PISSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VILLAGE DUMP CRAP ON A STICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELL WINDOWS VISTA EAT MY SHIT! DAMN YOU WANKER FUCK A DUCK WANKSPLAT JACK OFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK OFF PAKI FUCKER BOOBIES FUCKWIT GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD DOUCHING GYPSY suck my mothers RAPE LET'S SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKER NAZI BUTTFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKING JUMP! BOB SAGET BASTARD SHITSLINGING PUSSY YOU WANKER DOUCHETITS ASSHOLE TITTIES POLACK FUCKFACE ORGASM ASS LICKER SHITE DONKEY DICK CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE BULLSHIT INBRED WANK BALLS GO HOME AND DIE TITWANK FUCK YOU SHITTY REDSKIN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN ROMANIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GANGBANG SHIT FUCKFACE MALARKY SEX PIGFUCKER FUCK BALL SACK COCK DUMBASS ASSFACE NIGGER ANUSCAKE TURD MOLDY TITS WANK DIPSHIT DAMN NAZI PISS OFF WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! BOB SAGET FUCKHEAD BITCH RUSKIE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKWIT GOOK DICKHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TRANNY SHITFUCKER PORCH MONKEY BASTARD DIPSHIT BALL SACK [expletive deleted] ASSFACE FRENCH TICKLER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FAGGOT ORGASM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BORDER HOPPER CLUSTERFUCK GANGBANG ANUSCAKE SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN DOUCHE HAIL SATAN! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SAGGY TITS PISS SCUMBAG BOOBS CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POOPY COCKSTUFFER BUGGER [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF BANGKOK CUNT CRAPPER CAMEL FUCKER LOGJAMMER GO HOME AND DIE DICK CUNT NECROPHILIA FUCK NIPPLES SHIT DAMNATION CRAPPY DOUCHEBAG LENS CRAFTERS RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET ASSFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HEIL HITLER! PEDOPHILIA INCEST UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TESTICLE CHOKE DOT HEAD ASS ASS FASCIST FUCKING SHITPISSER COMMUNIST DILDO ASS D'OH SHUT UP, MEG! DAMMIT HOSER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES COLGATE INBRED DIRTY SANCHEZ THONG TASTER SHIT DONKEY DICK SHITFACE NIGGER FROG FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKWIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CROTCH SPIC MARGARET THATCHER PENIS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNTING ASSCRACK DOM DeLUISE CUNT DICKHEAD HELL HELLFIRE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANK ANAL REDSKIN ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FRENCH TICKLER I RAPE WALRUSES! NIGNOG CANNED QUOTE BUGFUCK SPUNK RUSKIE CUM FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST FUDGEPACKER FRITZ D'OH DYKE ASSHOLE CRAPFUCKER FUCKER FUCKING ASS FASCIST BOOBS FUCKHEAD MALARKY CUNT COON CUNT FUCK GREASER BLUE PENIS! PENISFUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JACKASS SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WEHATEMARIO BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET GIVING HEAD FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING BASEBALL COCKSMOKER MUGABE HAS AIDS BASTARD FUCK OFF NIHILISM YOGHURT CANNON RICK MORANIS ORGASM ASS FASCIST CUNT DIPSHIT BENCH PRESS POTTYMOUTH suck my mothers GOD DAMN ASS CHUFF FUCKSTAIN JUMPING JESUS!!! HELL BLUMPKIN PISS SEMEN CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKING RAT'S ASS FEWMETS JIZZ CROTCH TWISTY VAGINA ASSWIPE PISSHOLE lowercase DAMN SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON TACO FAG PENIS INJUN DUMBASS DICKLICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER OFF TWO-INCH PENIS BONG CHINK CLEMEN HELL MONKEY SHIT COCKGOBLIN COCKSUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE SHITE PISS OFF SHITE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE HELL REDSKIN FUCK TITS & DICKS DAMN WIENER FUCK YOU 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL DOUCHE NAZI INCEST COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT ANUSCAKE CUNNILINGUS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD WANKER CHENEY GOD DAMN NIGGER TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNTSWILLING POLACK FLYING RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO DAMMIT DICK CHOAD BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE PENIS ON A BUN CUM CROTCH DAMN HO CUNTBUCKET POOPOO ASS LICKER ASS FUCKWIT KAFFIR BONG PISS OFF DICKHEAD BOOBIES WHITE PEOPLE ARSE ASS CLUSTERFUCK EMO PUSSY CAMEL FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT REBECCA BLACK JOHN ELWAY NAZI DELICIOUS CAKE POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOOK DAGO PISS ARTIST FELCHMONKEY CRAP ON A STICK DICKLICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES YID YOU WANKER DICKFACE WANK DILDO WIENER ASSCRACK FUCK PRICK [EXPLETIVE] ASS FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD BORDER HOPPER GYPSY DEVELOPERS! DONKEY PUNCHER TRANNY SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKWIT FELCHING WANK SHITTY NI VENEREAL DISEASE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SCUMBAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHOAD ASS FUCKWIT BELGIUM WANK BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU CHIGGER SHIT SHIT TOWELHEAD FUCKWIT ARSE CUNT MAMA MIA PISS ARTIST DARTH VADER DAMN GREASER FLYING FUCK JACK OFF BALLS HELL CARPET MUNCHER FOUR-EYES BOOBS SHITBALLS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH INBRED JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY WIGGER CRACKER ASS BALLS BASTARD PISS FUCKER ASSRAPING NIPPLES WANKSPLAT JIZZ SHITTY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT [EXPLETIVE] BATHING SUIT AREA SOD OFF SHIT WANK DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE INBRED MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITCUNTING FRIG BUGGER OFF REBECCA BLACK TITTIES PUSSY BULLSHIT PISS OFF DUMBASS PISS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE NEGRO PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT FUCKWIT GANGBANG HOSER FROG'S FAT ASS BALLS TOWELHEAD SPIC TRANNY SHITFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK COCK BEAVER CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH BANGKOK ASSHAT PENISFUCK WANKER CUNT FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK JERK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER CUNNILINGUS SOD OFF JACKASS SHIT INJUN COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSKIN JIZZ COCKSMOKER PRICK TIT DIRT CLUSTERFUCK LAKE TITICACA SUNSHINE CAMEL FUCKER MASTURBATION BOOBIES CUNT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK CANNED QUOTE FUCKWIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAT'S ASS BUGGER OFF FU SPANG HITLER SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE TIMBER NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE 666 ORGASM BLOWJOB GOD DAMN BITCH SHITSLINGING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JIZZ GREASER SON OF A BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MARGARET THATCHER PENIS HORSE SHIT PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE FRENCH TICKLER SNUFF PORN ASSHOLE TONY LA RUSSA BASTARD PISS OFF NIGNOG VAGINA FASHION BUG CAMEL FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK 666 POMMIE CUNTRAG CARPET MUNCHER INBRED ASSRAMMER FUCKBAG POMMIE SOD OFF 666 TAMPONS SHITE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE PEARL NECKLACE FROG DAMMIT [expletive deleted] ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE ASSFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FELCHING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE [expletive deleted] WHITE POWER SUGARTITS BUGFUCK DICKFACE CUNT SOD BITCH TACO SHIT COCKSUCKER FUCK SHITBALLS [Insert silly non-swear here] ASS YOU WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SACRAMENTO FROG'S FAT ASS TURD WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BITCH GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MONKEY'S UNCLE FIRECROTCH RAT'S ASS JAP POOPOO CTHULHU FHTAGN SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF FLAMEVIPER SACRAMENTO WANK AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING ASS JACK OFF FUCKING A GOAT DICK JAP NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOD DAMMIT HELL CRAPMUNCHER FLAMING ASS BADGER YOUR MOM DOUCHE FROG'S FAT ASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WANK HOMO GOD DAMN BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS JOHNNY RECTUM RAIDER WOP GO HOME AND DIE DONKEY DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS SEX O KURWA! BALL SACK PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD FOUR-EYES COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WHORE RAPE JUNGLE BUNNY SCUMBAG MACACA PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PICKANINNY NAZI FUCKTARD ASSHOLE PISS CRAPMUNCHER GENITALIA HITLER HELL TWISTY VAGINA DONGSHOVER DIPSHIT GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE INCEST GREASER PISS FUCKWIT BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER PISS POMMIE HEIL HITLER! GENITALIA ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK REBECCA BLACK FUCKING BASEBALL BOOBS EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKTARD FELLATIO YOGHURT CANNON BIBLE BASHER GRIS ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKSTUFFER FUCK SPUNK I'LL RAPE YOU SEMEN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS EXTRA LONG PENIS PEARL NECKLACE ASS MASTURBATION ASS NIPPLES NIPPLES DIPSHIT FUCKWIT BITCH WILLY WONKA FROG CHINK MASTURBATION TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! VAGINA DYKE YUKY DOODY CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER AY-AY-AY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ARSE GOD DAMMIT DICKWAD INBRED CUNTYMINTS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PUNANI WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH CUNT SIGMUND FREUD FU SPANG REBECCA BLACK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SEMEN COCK BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY PEARL NECKLACE CUNNILINGUS INBRED HORSE PENIS PISS UP MY ARSE TITTIES COCKGOBLIN P'KANG GOAT DICK PEEPEE JOHN ELWAY RUSKIE FUCKBAG HELL GRIS RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT NAZI POOPOO MILF NIGGER BITCH BOOBS RAT'S COCK CHOAD RAPE WIENER DICKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY BUGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NI EAT MY SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAPE PENIS MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER NICARAGUA ASSCRACK ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HOMO BUTTFUCKER HO WHITE POWER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR THONG TASTER ASSWIPE ART METAL PRODUCTS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FRAK ASSHOLE MICK FUCKING BASEBALL CHICKEN SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH BONER NEGRO TACO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUGFUCK NEGRO HITLER FLYING FUCK DICK TITS NEOPETS JOHNNY BATMAN & ROBIN SHIT POMMIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COMMUNIST DILDO CLUSTERFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO DICKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS RANDY TRAVIS CUNNILINGUS FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHOAD FROG BAD MOTHERFUCKER BELGIUM THERE IS A CABAL YOUR MOM CHIGGER DOG SHIT CHICKEN SHIT DILDO JAP JIZZ ASSFACE CHUFF ASSWIPE BIGNOSE JACK OFF ASSHAT FUCK A DUCK MALARKY BUTT-HOLE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DYKE DICKHEAD PENIS ON A BUN ASS MACACA BIGNOSE ANAL DIABETES Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ORGASM and with the COLGATE and his CUNT of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSCRACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUTT PIRATE