Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS'FROG'S FAT ASS'DUMBASS'DONALD RUMSFELD'STEVE BALLMER'SEMPRINI'LIMEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GYPSY look at the CUNTBUCKET talk page of this PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article for notes or discussion before I'LL RAPE YOU editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or QUEEF neurochemical FUCK disorder TOSSER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSCRACK, sudden GOD DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIRTY SANCHEZ or HELL vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CAMEL FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ANAL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITTY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GIVING HEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ART METAL PRODUCTS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat pen0r REDNECK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSWIPE utterFUCKance of socially WANKSPLAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first suck my mothers television programs to address DOG SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette's is BOB SAGET not to be RAT'S COCK confused with DICK IN A BOX Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAPE random ASSCRACK disorientation, culturally-CHINK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FEWMETS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS SHIT language, WIENER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOLLOCKS NIPPLES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MARCH OF FLAMES souvenir shoppes and massive YOU WANKER quantities PISS OFF of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A DICK TITS Polite Note to the GOBSHITE Author:

The TITS Tourette's MOCCASINS Research Institute was BUKKAKE founded to ARSE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CAMEL JOCKEY article ASSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HORSE PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ANAL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DUNE COON Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TWAT Tourrette's sufferers NIPPLES swear. You can PORCH MONKEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKFACE TV, for always focusing on the DAMN IT bad side of a terrible BUGGER OFF thing.
• The main TOTAL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RUSTY TROMBONE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DONKEY PUNCHER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S COCK knee MICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! school for SHITFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSHOLE sufferers to become REDNECK manically depressed and CUNTRAG commit INBRED suicide.
• There is no FENCE JUMPER cure, and the CUNTRAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK A DUCK tics often have adverse WOP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSBANDIT perodol" which caused my entire JERRY body to go COON numb and HOSER basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the CHRISTHUMPER drug.

I am an active member of a FELCHMONKEY tourette syndrome I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSFACE the CLUSTER FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "JOHN ELWAY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WETBACK sorry for PISS "hi-jacking" your MARGARET THATCHER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really SOD annoys me. I am working towards a HELL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ORGASM, and making fun of a 666 horrible disorder is (not) PUNANI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your [EXPLETIVE] time.

Best SON OF A BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JERRY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIANENMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those GOOGLE countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. JAP Regards to Andrew ASSFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The YOU WANKER bastard who wrote this article. You can OSTRICH MY ASS punch him if you 666 want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the O KURWA! saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSCRACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CARPET MUNCHER and VENEREAL DISEASE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TWAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NECROPHILIA BAND WITH 4 GOBSHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITCOCK HORSE! ASSCRACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSCRACK'S HOUSE

How FU SPANG to FUCKBAG cure FUCKING the COON Tourette's SOD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 for ASSHAT Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome CUNT is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! following FUCKFACE these IT'S OVER 9000! rules TWO-INCH PENIS in PRICK order:

• 1: Avoid TIMBER NIGGER immature CHIGGER little TWAT kids,
• 2: Count to NEGRO within FUCKER 10 CUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS GOD DAMN MAMA MIA nor FUCKSTAIN talk,
• 4: Tell MOCCASINS yourself you BASTARD don't WANKSPLAT have I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE this DUMBASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WITH NASTY DOUCHEBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PRICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSCRACK last straw ASSWIPE!

I fucking put BUKKAKE' my comment at the TOP OF THE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKSTAIN the TOP OF CUNTYMINTS THIS AUTOFELLATIO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS ARTIST offensive. BEAVER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SOD people who try TIT SPRINKLES to battle NIPPLES'SHIT that tight-ass FUCKFACE 17-year-SAND NIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ALEX TREBEK it now, but someone said CHICKEN SHIT' MALARKY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES'PISS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITSLINGING is a laughing POLACK matter. Plus there DILDO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are CTHULHU FHTAGN articles TITS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNTING ASSCRACK stuff. So CLEAN DRINKING WATER that means ARSE stop getting mad at the DICKHEAD first part too and FELLATIO talking about the ARSE letter that it's SHIT mocking (what CONDOMS letter? I don't even know what TWAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian GENITALIA hi self PISS ARTIST even made a really GOOK good point. "It's VAGINA nothing more DAGO from a head nod to a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT knee tick". HELL. Which I'll add FELLATIO onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that GOOK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INCEST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NICARAGUA be, because if I were a INBRED Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article I DON'T HAVE AIDS hilarious. If you ORGASM Want facts, go on DOG SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKHEAD be offended, don't read COCKSHITTER the freaking INJUN article anyway.

BEANER VAGINA WETBACK SHAKOPEE SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SPICY CUNT FUCK BRITNEY BALL SACK

HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER DAMN HELL WALRUS SHIT PRICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JAP SHITHEAD FELLATIO FUCKER MASTURBATION BUGGER ASS FASCIST BITCH DAMN BOOBS PRICK SHITTY GOD DAMN BULLSHIT FUCKTARD IN SACREMENT HO INJUN ASSFACE KAFFIR JUSTIN BIEBER BITCH CLUSTER FUCK FUCK A DUCK DAMN BASTARD ASSHAT TITTYWANK DICKFACE GANGBANG JESSE McCARTNEY HENTAI MOCCASINS EPIDIDYMIS CLIT P'KANG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TWO-INCH PENIS YID DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMN BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING suck my mothers NECROPHILIA SEX SOD OFF JACKASS SHIT PENIS HELL JOHNNY INBRED SHIT BIGNOSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHICKEN SHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] ASSHAT BEAVER CUNT SCUMBAG FUCK YOU QUEEF BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK HONKY WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ABO MARGARET THATCHER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD CHINK PRICK SHITFACE DICK IN A BOX BANGKOK PISSHOLE BONER CUNT GYPSY DIPSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BASTARD NIGGER TITS PEEPEE SEMEN BORDER HOPPER SHITSLINGING YID NIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICK FLYING FUCK COCK CROTCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES COCKSTUFFER SHITTY RAT'S COCK COCKSMOKER DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT DOODIE HEAD BOON FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT ASSHOLE JERK OFF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENIS ON A BUN FOUR-EYES BUGGER OFF EMO FUCK OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKTARD CLEMEN FUCK ASSWIPE DAMN IT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ANUSCAKE HELL GOAT DICK SOD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITHEAD BALL SACK I WILL KILL YOU! BUGFUCK SHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITWANK PUSSY MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMMIT RUSKIE INCEST NEGRO SHITSLINGING COCK SON OF A BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY PAKI REDSKIN OH SHI– FRENCH TICKLER FUCK NUGGET GOBSHITE VAGINA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOOBS I WILL END YOU! WANKSPLAT SMEG BUTTFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE BOB SAGET DOUCHEBAG GYPSY SOD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIPSHIT TOTAL MELAMINE CRAP SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKING JUMP! SHIT LIKE A HORSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SLOPE ASSWIPE LIMEY FUCK SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY SOD OFF ASS SHITSKIN FUCK A DUCK RUSKIE DICK IN SACREMENT SCROTUM MICK ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITE ASS ASSHOLE GRINGO YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT SHITE FUCKTARD TOSSER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH PENIS ON A BUN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHIT WINDOWS VISTA SHITTY SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITTY ASSWIPE PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING A FUCK SHITCUNTING ASSHAT ANAL MONKEY'S UNCLE SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD MAMA MIA FUCKFUCKFUCK TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD DONKEY DICK I WILL END YOU! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CODEINE IS A QUEER BUTTFUCKER CRAP BULLSHIT FU SPANG GIVING HEAD TWAT SUCK MY COCK HOMO AUTOFELLATIO TAFFY GOD DAMMIT TENTACLE RAPE ASS NIGGER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKING A PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN BLUMPKIN GOD DAMN FIST FUCK [Insert swear here] ARSE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITSLINGING ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS SMEG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH FUCKHEAD SHITFACE FUCK OFF DAMMIT TRANNY LET'S SHIT SOD SACRAMENTO RAPE I CAN AFFORD FOOD CRAPPY SAND NIGGER CLUSTER FUCK MASTURBATION FUCK BITCH WANKER WANKSPLAT [expletive deleted] GOD DAMN FRIG TRANNY ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO JENKEM FUCK OFF GYPSY BONER BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE BUKKAKE RAT'S COCK FUCK ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH CLIT DAMN PUSSY CHING CHONG CHINK PROLES TACO DOG SHIT EMO SON OF A BITCH DOUCHEBAG DELICIOUS CAKE TIMBER NIGGER TITS TAFFY ORGASM DILDO BUTT-HOLE FUCKER CUNT CRAPPER NIGNOG MICK BITCH PISS CUNT NIPPLES BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU BIBLE BASHER BIRD SHIT RECTUM RAIDER CUM CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE BIRD SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ GYPSY FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GANGBANG P'KANG SHITE FUCK FROG THONG TASTER BOON CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN ABO URINE-GARGLING POLACK JACKASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA COCKSHITTER LOLCAT HELL HELL HONKY MOTHERFUCKER INBRED PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSWIPE WILLY WONKA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUKKAKE PEEPEE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PORCH MONKEY DICK BAT FUCK INSANE SAND NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO REDSKIN SHITTY BIG FOOT GOATSE PISSHOLE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PEDOPHILIA DOUCHEBAG SHIT YUKKY DOODY O CANADA STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK A DUCK DILDO JIGGABOO FUCKWIT DAMN BUTTFUCKER TUBA BASTARD ASS FASCIST CUNT DOUCHEBAG FUCKING GREASER HELL BONG SHITHEAD CUNTRAG FRITZ JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK REDSKIN FROG CHRISTHUMPER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAGO TITS HENTAI DAMN HELL ARSE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GIVING HEAD EMO O CANADA FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK HELL GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST PENIS TITTYWANK YID BATHING SUIT AREA PISS OFF MY ASS SHITFUCKER CLIT WOP INCEST WANKER BOOBIES D'OH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK OFF NIPPLES FUCK FAGGOT FUCK DILDO RAT'S COCK PISS UP MY ARSE CARPET MUNCHER WALRUS SHIT SUCK MY DICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASSFACE CUNTYMINTS BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER LOLCAT SAND NIGGER CHOAD KISSER TAMPONS PENIS ON A STICK HELL RAPE RADIO FREE LUNCH DAMMIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH CHINK DONKEY PUNCHER WIGGER PIECE OF SHIT NECROPHILIA ASS RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS BUTT-HEAD BONER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICKFACE COLGATE ASSFACE OH SHI– ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK CUNT FUCKTARD BASTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK SUITCASE PENIS SHIT CUNT SHITE ASSCRACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PRICK CUNT SHITFUCKER FUCK NUGGET SOD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING A FUCKHEAD DICK NEGRO FUCKING WANK SHIT NEOPETS DONKEY DICK BALLS PROLES CHOAD MOCCASINS JOHNNY BONER DOG SHIT BUKKAKE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT TITS & DICKS CLEMEN FUCKBAG AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS WIENER FUCKING SHITPISSER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT KNOBJOCKEY BLOWJOB SHITSLIDE BIG FOOT BORDER HOPPER SHITE PUSSYLICKER BALLS TITS & DICKS DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT MILF SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA TOTAL REDNECK RAPE PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE DARTH VADER MOCCASINS CUNT YOU SUCK BALLS SHITSLIDE GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE SMEG FUCK POMMIE SON OF A BITCH COCKSMOKER DONKEY DICK FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT BIRD SHIT SHITHEAD DAMN DONKEY DICK DONGSHOVER CROTCH BULLSHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT BOB SAGET JERRY JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT DAMN JACKASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SON OF A BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS FRAK CUM ASS LICKER CARPET MUNCHER HORSE SHIT ASS HELL PUSSY DOUCHEBAG JAP PISS ARTIST NAZI MAMA MIA POMMIE BITCH BUTTFUCKER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER SEX WANK JERK OFF suck my mothers AUTOFELLATIO SPUNK DAMN NIGNOG FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK DAMN IT WOP DICKFACE CUNTYMINTS CUNTRAG COCK ASS BIRD SHIT FUCK NUGGET RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKER DAGO COCK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A WANKER PRICK BUNG-HOLE FUCKWIT GYPSY FUCKER GREASER BEAVER HOMO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PORCH MONKEY ORGASM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BOLLOCKS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] PISS ARTIST SHAKOPEE DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT PRICK YOU WANKER TWISTY VAGINA BELLEND WOP LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TOSSER CUNT BRITNEY DONGSHOVER FUCK YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH MILF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? EPIDIDYMIS POMMIE NAZI PUPPIES LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMMIT COCKSTUFFER SHIT RAT'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIKIPEDIA GOBSHITE SACRAMENTO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK DOUCHING BUTTFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY SEX TOTAL FRENCH TICKLER TAMPONS JACKASS SOD DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT LAPPER NAZI BALLS DUMBASS SHITFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS NIGNOG ASSWIPE REBECCA BLACK HORSE SHIT CUNT DAMMIT AMERICA ONLINE BUKKAKE CHICKEN FRIES SPUNK SHITFUCKER ASS LICKER DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA HAIL SATAN! TWAT DOUCHEBAG COCK CC PLZ CHIGGER DAMN SACRAMENTO HELL ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER CAMEL JOCKEY PEARL NECKLACE SHITCOCK ASSHOLE BALLS BIG FOOT CONAN O'BRIAN SEX SHITE GOD DAMMIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TOWELHEAD COCKSHITTER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HOLY DUMB FUCK FROG GRIS NORTH KOREA REBECCA BLACK TONY LA RUSSA FUCKHEAD FOUR-EYES CUNT BUKKAKE FOUR-EYES REDNECK FUCKTARD CUM INJUN FOREIGN CURRENCY FUCK A DUCK WOP SHITTY WIGGER SAGGY TITS SOD OFF SHIT PUNANI FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFACE TACO FUCKING JUMP! MASTURBATION AUTOFELLATIO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER TITS ARSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING JUMP! DAMN IT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PISS ARTIST LET'S SHIT INCEST GENITALIA KIKE BUTT PIRATE ASS LICKER PRICK SEMEN PORCH MONKEY FAGGOT MONKEY BALLS YID ASSHOLE SLOPE CUM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BALLS FUCKER BIRD SHIT REDNECK WOODPECKERSHIT FROG WANK ASSCRACK CRAP FEWMETS THIS IS SPARTA! POO POO BLOWJOB DICK TITS YOU WANKER POLACK YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JAP REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER BOOBS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSRAMMER BUGGER OFF BALL SACK CUNNILINGUS ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE EMO COON ASSFACE SHIT TITTYWANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITCOCK DAMN FUCK JIZZ FUCKER SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE FLYING FUCK FUCK SOD OFF SHITHEAD PENISFUCK ASSCRACK CLUSTER FUCK TWAT MARCH OF FLAMES CONDOMS HORSE PENIS FUCKFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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PHELPS DAMN IT TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FUCKHEAD YOU SUCK BALLS BEAVER ASSHAT ROSIE O'DONNELL MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE BALL SACK DICK IN A BOX SHIT GOAT DICK LOGJAMMER BELGIUM FUCKBAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NIPPLES DESU BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WANKER BOOBS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMN COCK MICK NIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS ASSCRACK PENIS ON A STICK CLIT BASTARD HELLFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD STUDENT RIOTS GOOK SPUNK DUMBASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTER FUCK CUNT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING NIPPLES MALL SANTA SHIT FUCKING SEMPRINI DAGO SUITCASE PENIS INCEST SHIT NIGGER ASSHAT HAIL SATAN! SEMEN CLIT SHITFUCKER RAPE HOMO EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG MALL SANTA BUGGER OFF TIMBER NIGGER FUCKTARD DICKHEAD SEMEN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOATSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MONKEY BALLS ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK NORTH KOREA FASHION BUG WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? I'LL RAPE YOU FOUR-EYES NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER POTTYMOUTH FAG SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT COON BORDER HOPPER NAZI SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST BASTARD JACKASS BIRD SHIT CAMEL FUCKER TITTIES INCEST NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO BORDER HOPPER SHITSLINGING VAGINA DAMN CHINK WOODPECKERSHIT MALARKY SHITHEAD SUCK MY DICK HITLER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKFACE SCUMBAG BITCH GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD SHITE FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK BASTARD FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING DICK CHICKEN MILF TWAT BULLSHIT GENITALIA JACKASS SHIT O KURWA! ORGASM PRICK ANUSCAKE BULLSHIT BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FAGGOT CONAN O'BRIAN HEIL HITLER! JAP LOGJAMMER BULLSHIT CONAN O'BRIAN BASTARD GOBSHITE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST BOOBIES FUCKER BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY JESSE McCARTNEY SHITTY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BALLS and with the ORGASM and his YUKKY DOODY of girraffes in which DOUCHETITS while reading about NAZI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GRUE RAPE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITSLINGING

Article written in the style of its subject This article is JACKASS SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ASSCRACK subject. If you do not find it funny INBRED, it is probably because you are an INBRED CROTCH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. RAT'S COCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCK joke loses its humour FUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FRED PHELPS ignorant, then you wouldn't have GREASER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASS LICKER HAIL SATAN! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK YOU CHAV!!!!!I <3 COCK

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