Tourette's Syndrome

Please take a FUCK YOU look at the MICK talk page of this NORTH KOREA article for notes or discussion before SCROTUM editing.

For those without SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCK YOU article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GRINGO neurochemical FUCK disorder CRACKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHAKOPEE, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! or FUCKSTAIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EPIDIDYMIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAPPY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHAT JOHNNY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially QUEEF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUM television programs to address INBRED Tourette's syndrome.

BALL SACK Tourette's is BAD MOTHERFUCKER not to be SUITCASE PENIS confused with GOD DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PRICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELCHING random FUCKHEAD disorientation, culturally-DONKEY PUNCHER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WETBACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS language, TITS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFACE FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOU WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES CUNNILINGUS garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHEBAG Polite Note to the PISS Author:

The LAKE TITICACA Tourette's I LIKE SCHOOL Research Institute was CUM founded to POMMIE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have VAGINA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHOAD article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and LENS CRAFTERS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DUMBASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGFUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BANGKOK Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of ORGASM Tourrette's sufferers SCRATCH! GROUNDER! swear. You can DOM DeLUISE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the MICK bad side of a terrible SPANK THE MONKEY thing.
The main TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POMMIE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MONKEY SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLUSTERFUCK knee QUEEF NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is VENEREAL DISEASE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GENITALIA school for STEVE BALLMER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKSUCKER sufferers to become ASSCRACK manically depressed and ASSHAT commit YOUR MOM suicide.
There is no BAD MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the JACKASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the POLAK tics often have adverse HOMO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire OH SHI– body to go TRANNY numb and SHITFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than JOHN ELWAY it is without the FUCKING BASEBALL drug.

I am an active member of a JAP tourette syndrome ASSWIPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DIRTY SANCHEZ the PISS public view of Tourettes as a "TURD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TIT DIRT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOTHERFUCKER sorry for MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE "hi-jacking" your COON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKSTAIN this that really GOD DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a NAZI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this LET'S SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK OFF, and making fun of a SUGARTITS horrible disorder is (not) SPANK THE MONKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAGO time.

Best WANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS FASCIST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KOREA LOVER degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MEG in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. PEARL NECKLACE Regards to Andrew CHINK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The RICK MORANIS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKWIT punch him if you FUCK YOU want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JOHN SMILEY FACE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my SCUMBAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHAKOPEE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are KIDDY FIDDLER and BUTTFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GENITALIA BAND WITH 4 TAMPONS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKWIT HORSE! SHAKOPEE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHAKOPEE'S HOUSE

How DOUCHEBAG to SHITFUCKER cure NIGGER the SOD OFF Tourette's WOMEN'S RIGHTS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BIRD SHIT for BUGGER OFF Tourette's WOMEN'S RIGHTS Syndrome WALRUS SHIT is HITLER following FUCKING A these ASSHAT rules CUNT in ASS order:

1: Avoid DOUGHNUT PUNCHER immature FUCK little VAGINA kids,
2: Count to CHUFF within SIGMUND FREUD 10 PEDOPHILIAseconds,
3: Do not open your HO [EXPLETIVE] OSTRICH MY ASS nor BASTARD talk,
4: Tell PORCH MONKEY yourself you COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT don't WOP have GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS this HONKY disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY CUNTBUCKET DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHAKOPEE last straw JOHNNY!

I fucking put SHITTY' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSRAMMER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MASTURBATION the TOP OF FUCKSTAIN THIS FUCKING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLUSTERFUCK offensive. ASSHAT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITS people who try SEMEN to battle BITCH'LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS that tight-ass SHITFUCKER 17-year-MOTHERFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BLUMPKIN it now, but someone said JACKASS' CRAP FUCKER'JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS is a laughing SHITBALLS matter. Plus there RECTUM RAIDER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WIENER Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHE articles BEAVER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK OFF stuff. So BOON that means SCROTUM stop getting mad at the THIS IS SPARTA! first part too and FUCK talking about the FIREWALLS letter that it's ASS mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what DOM DeLUISE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DONKEY PUNCHER hi self JENKEM even made a really WOP good point. "It's COCKSMOKER nothing more ANAL from a head nod to a DUMBASS knee tick". BUTTFUCKER. Which I'll add JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST onto FUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FELLATIO suffer that TACO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SEMEN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING FUCK be, because if I were a SHITHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKER hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on DOG FUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITS & DICKS be offended, don't read WIENER the freaking REDSKIN article anyway.

PIECE OF SHIT DOG SHIT CUNT JERK OFF URINE-GARGLING WANK GOD DAMN BEAVER PISS OFF WETBACK

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FROG BUTTFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS DUMBASS BELGIUM GOD DAMN TWAT SHITCUNTING YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITHEAD TIT SPRINKLES WANKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BORDER HOPPER FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BUKKAKE BULLSHIT HONKY FUCKING JUMP! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PECKERHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! RAT'S ASS I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU DAGO PAKI SHITTY ABO SON OF A BITCH BAT FUCK INSANE CHRISTHUMPER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD DAMN COCK NIGGER INJUN GOBSHITE PISS OFF MY ASS TOTAL BALL SACK SPUNK ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE JESSE McCARTNEY SEMEN SEMPRINI MOLDY TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK PUSSY BUTTFUCKER CUNTRAG LAKE TITICACA SHIT BIGNOSE D'OH CRAP ON A STICK DEMOCRACY DICK IN A BOX SHITE DUMBASS BUTT-HEAD BUTT-HEAD PIGFUCKER WIGGER DOUCHEBAG THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! DICKFACE DAGO RAT'S COCK GREASER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS BALLS FUCKTARD ASS ASS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOOK FRITZ MOSES PUSSY TITS & DICKS DAMN MONKEY SHIT PUNANI TITTYWANK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CARPET MUNCHER KIDDY FIDDLER BIRD SHIT BITCH FUCK YOU PECKERHEAD WANK FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF DAGO WALRUS SHIT DAMN BASTARD BIRD SHIT LIMEY OSTRICH MY ASS HELL FELCHING CUNT DICKHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK MONKEY SHIT HELL GOD DAMN SHITFACE ASS JACKASS SHITE TIMBER NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY I DON'T HAVE AIDS VENEREAL DISEASE LOLCAT PISSHOLE SHIT DAMN IT RAPE SHITFACE POTTYMOUTH CHIGGER PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER PRICK SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT BENSON SUCKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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DELICIOUS CAKE LAKE TITICACA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DUMBASS BUGGER OFF FELCHING WIENER ASS O CANADA CAMEL FUCKER DIPSHIT AMERICAN SPELLING HELL CUM DOODIE HEAD CLUSTERFUCK BENCH PRESS SHITE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DOT HEAD YOU WANKER WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE FUCK BALL SACK GOD BLESS AMERICA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICKHEAD BULLSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JERRY FENCE JUMPER MOZILLA FIREFOX JACK ABRAMOFF CHRIS CHAN BITCH WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS BOON BASTARD HELL DICKHEAD PISSHOLE DICKLICK BASTARD NECROPHILIA SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGGER FUCKBAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BASTARD HELL PRICK RICK MORANIS FUCKTARD FROG'S FAT ASS BALLS AUTOFELLATIO FELCHING JACKASS SHIT BENCH PRESS SHITTY URINE-GARGLING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SUGARTITS TITS CUNTRAG CUNT DAMN IT WANK RAT'S COCK EMO DOUCHE ASSWIPE SHITE ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICK IN A BOX PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BONG SHITCUNTING BALL SACK TAMPONS NAZI RAPE DICK DICKFACE VAGINA BIRD SHIT HELL WOP DAMN IT TAMPONS PICKANINNY DOODIE HEAD JACKASS EXTRA LONG PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX RADIO FREE LUNCH TITMOUSE CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM JAP ASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CHOAD FAGGOT SEX QUEEF SHITSLINGING CUNT SEMEN BUGGER WOODPECKERSHIT JACKASS SHIT FELLATIO SON OF A BITCH BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! DICKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK CUNTRAG ASSHAT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE BITCH HOSER RANDY TRAVIS SHITSLINGING BASTARD PRICK BITCH ASSHOLE MARGARET THATCHER RUSTY TROMBONE NICARAGUA DOUCHE CUNT CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FOUR-EYES ASS CRAPFUCKER RAPE BULLSHIT BITCH SEMEN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMN MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE MOCCASINS TITS RAT'S COCK JACKASS WANK suck my mothers INBRED LOGJAMMER PENISPENISPENIS!!! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING GENITALIA BALLS ABO DOUCHEBAG DAMN WIENER PRICK VAGINA BLUMPKIN URINE-GARGLING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT COCKSMOKER MOTHERFUCKER BONG FAGGOT TIT DIRT MONKEY SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! LAKE TITICACA SHIT FUCKWIT PIGFUCKER NIGGER TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BULLSHIT DOUCHE WEHATEMARIO SHITCOCK NIGGER NAZI BUTT PIRATE CHOAD BATHING SUIT AREA PUSSY BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT KIKE CHRISTHUMPER PENIS SHITE ALF SNUFF PORN INJUN INBRED WILLY WONKA ASSFACE PUSSYLICKER FUCKER ASSFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COCK DAMN IT INBRED HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOM DeLUISE COCK DIPSHIT FUCKING THONG TASTER COCK BITCH GOD DAMN POLESMOKER SHITE BITCH SHITFUCKER JERK OFF FRENCH TICKLER PISS ARTIST EXTRA LONG PENIS BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TWAT BOOBIES FROG SHITTY DICKHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS CHENEY JACKASS EAT MY SHIT! CHRISTHUMPER FUCK JACKASS PISS ASS SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER HITLER PRICK DAMN IT RAPE CRAPFUCKER PAKI TESTICLE CHOKE OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHAT EAT MY SHIT! 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MASTURBATION BOB SAGET SHIT DOM DeLUISE ARSE CLIT INBRED HITLER FUCKER CHIGGER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ANAL BUGGER OFF FUCKER DOG FUCKER SPUNK ASSHOLE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COON DOUCHEBAG RICK MORANIS HO COCK PUSSY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE CUM OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH CUNTBUCKET OH SHI– DAMN SHITFUCKER ARSE YOUR MOM EPIDIDYMIS SHAKOPEE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BASTARD EMO SHITFACE SHITE D'OH RAT'S COCK KIDDY FIDDLER YID SHIT BUTT-HOLE DOODIE HEAD REDNECK FUCK YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WALRUS SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE VANDALISM IS COOL DONKEY DICK LOGJAMMER ASSRAMMER FEWMETS LOLCAT FROG'S FAT ASS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TITS DAMN FIST FUCK ABO POOPY FUCKHEAD SCROTUM DICKHEAD DAMN STRAWBERRY ASS CLEMEN FUCKHEAD PEACEFUL BIGNOSE FUCK TIMBER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKWIT BITCH FUCKWIT GREASER GOD BLESS AMERICA BLUE PENIS! FUCK I WILL END YOU! WIGGER DICKHEAD ASSHAT GYPSY SPUNK RUSKIE CUM PAKI TITTIES BONER BULLSHIT FUCK NEOPETS SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOD DAMMIT PUSSY CUNT FUCKWIT DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHIT BUTT PIRATE BUNG-HOLE RAGHEAD JERK OFF FRAK BIGNOSE ARSEBADGERS NECROPHILIA YOU SHITCOCK ASSHOLE 666 BATHING SUIT AREA EPIDIDYMIS DAGO SHITSKIN ARSE NECROPHILIA WALRUS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY DILDO JERRY PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS CRAP BEAVER BORDER HOPPER RAPE DAMN CUNTRAG TUBA TAMPONS WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE ASS HOMO BANGKOK JOHN ELWAY COCK SHIT FLYING FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKER FLOWERS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITE BIRD SHIT VAGINA ARSE POLAK ARSEBADGERS SNUFF PORN FUCKWIT ANAL QUEEF DYKE NECROPHILIA FUCK GRAPE PENIS CLUSTERFUCK ASS CUM WINDOWS VISTA CLIT HOSER DIPSHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GO HOME AND DIE PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER BASTARD TITMOUSE CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUGFUCK RECTUM RAIDER TWAT PISS OFF FUCKFACE SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT CHICKEN SHIT SHITBALLS FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM NIGGER TITS GOATSE SHIT DICKFACE FUCKWIT BEAVER FEMADOM PENIS ON A STICK ASS WETBACK DICKWAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIGGER FLYING FUCK INJUN BITCH TITTYWANK FIST FUCK FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS INJUN REDSKIN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CUNTBUCKET FRITZ MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT SHIT STEVE BALLMER GANGBANG CHING CHONG CHINK JACKASS FUCKBAG CHALICE RUSTY TROMBONE COCKSMOKER SHITSLIDE CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT DAMMIT CHIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK BALL SACK DIPSHIT FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS TAMPON IN MY ASS NIGGER SCUMBAG FUCKING PEEPEE BITCH BITCH FUCKFACE BRITNEY FUCK YOU HOT GRITS SEMEN PISS OFF TURD JACKASS CRAPMUNCHER SHITE NAZI SHITCUNTING VANDALISM IS COOL LET'S SHIT CUNTSWILLING Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MALARKY and with the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA and his PENIS of girraffes in which POTTYMOUTH while reading about ASS FASCIST!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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