Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ANAL'GOD DAMN'TAFFY'BITCH'POO POO BLOWJOB'AUTOFELLATIO'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a POMMIE look at the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! talk page of this GRINGO article for notes or discussion before ASSHOLE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden MALL SANTA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WANK or TAMPONS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKWAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated [EXPLETIVE] way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ON CRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNTBUCKET by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSWIPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM AUTOFELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially BLUMPKIN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CARPET MUNCHER television programs to address PIG Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is SUCK MY DICK not to be YOGHURT CANNON confused with INCEST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DIPSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NI random BIGNOSE disorientation, culturally-DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SCUMBAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, CONDOMS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOT HEAD POMMIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive WETBACK quantities FROG'S FAT ASS of ANAL DIABETES DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A GOATSE Polite Note to the PUSSY Author:

The ASS Tourette's FUCKING A Research Institute was DAMNATION founded to CRACKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNTYMINTS article SHITCOCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITSLINGING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOZILLA FIREFOX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TAMPON IN MY ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FRAK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CONDOMS Tourrette's sufferers FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK swear. You can STEVE BALLMER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICK TV, for always focusing on the BONER bad side of a terrible LET'S SHIT thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JERRY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ARSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKHEAD knee JESSE McCARTNEY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FRAK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FRITZ cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HOMO school for PISS OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS OFF sufferers to become THONG TASTER manically depressed and FUCKING A commit PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM suicide.
• There is no HELL cure, and the FAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the SAMUEL L. JACKSON tics often have adverse CONAN O'BRIAN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna [EXPLETIVE] perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMN body to go SHITTY numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK YOU it is without the BLOWJOB drug.

I am an active member of a JACKASS tourette syndrome NIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK the CLEMEN public view of Tourettes as a "DOG SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FRENCH TICKLER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HELL sorry for DIPSHIT "hi-jacking" your DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NEGRO this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a PORCH MONKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FEMADOM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WANK, and making fun of a BUTT-HEAD horrible disorder is (not) FUCKTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BIRD SHIT time.

Best NIPPLES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CONDOMS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those BELGIUM countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. CLEMEN Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The REDSKIN bastard who wrote this article. You can ANAL punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HORSE PENIS saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my ASSCRACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLEMEN and VAGINA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ART METAL PRODUCTS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 ARSEBADGERS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ANUSCAKE HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE

How PISS OFF to CLIT cure MACACA the CUNT Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PENIS for IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourette's 30 CASES OF PICKLES Syndrome SON OF A BITCH is FUCKSTAIN following FROG'S FAT ASS these CUNT rules SHITHEAD in WIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid DEVELOPERS! immature GOD DAMMIT little NIPPLES kids,
• 2: Count to ASSFACE within FUCKING 10 COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS TWAT REBECCA BLACK nor DAMN IT talk,
• 4: Tell BALLS yourself you [expletive deleted] don't SAGGY TITS have WIENER this FELCHING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS LICKER WITH NASTY CLUSTERFUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw CRAP ON A STICK!

I fucking put JACKASS SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! the TOP OF RAT'S ASS THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD DAMMIT offensive. BONER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to D'OH people who try FUCKWIT to battle BITCH'TIMBER NIGGER that tight-ass DICKWAD 17-year-CHUCK NORRIS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find EMO it now, but someone said SHITFACE' RUSTY TROMBONE FIST FUCK'FUCKTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSFACE is a laughing EPIDIDYMIS matter. Plus there DYKE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOOK Uncyclopedia, there are NEGRO articles CHING CHONG CHINK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFUCKER stuff. So IN SACREMENT that means SHIT stop getting mad at the TITTYWANK first part too and BITCH talking about the GOD DAMN letter that it's INBRED mocking (what HENTAI letter? I don't even know what SHITFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! hi self PEDOPHILIA even made a really SHITE good point. "It's CUNTING ASSCRACK nothing more CHICKEN SHIT from a head nod to a FUCK OFF knee tick". FUCK OFF. Which I'll add TONY LA RUSSA onto CUNTBUCKET saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DUMBASS suffer that SHITFACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes KIKE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PENIS be, because if I were a TIT DIRT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MILF hilarious. If you DOT HEAD Want facts, go on FEWMETS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGGER be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking SMEG article anyway.

BENSON SUCKS NAZI Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS FUCKING CUNTING ASSCRACK LOLCAT FUCK OFF MOLDY TITS FUCKER

DICKHEAD DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK NUGGET MOZILLA FIREFOX RAGHEAD MILF CUNT NAZI WANK SLOPE DAMN DAMN DAMN BUTT PIRATE CLEVELAND STEAMER WIENER KEEP MOLDY TITS JAP PUSSY DYKE PUSSYLICKER LENS CRAFTERS SHITE ASSHAT HELLFIRE NIPPLES BUTT PIRATE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REBECCA BLACK JENKEM CUNTSWILLING ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKWIT ASSBANDIT PENIS DICKFACE DUMBASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TOSSER FUCK OFF SUCK MY DICK BUTT PIRATE INBRED FLYING RAT'S ASS ALEX TREBEK FUCKTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKING SIGMUND FREUD NICARAGUA PENISFUCK JACKASS YOUR MOM POMMIE NIPPLES STEVE BALLMER PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH SIGMUND FREUD BUGFUCK DAMN IT JAP ASSWIPE PISS OFF PUSSYLICKER YOUR MOM TWISTY VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK SUCK A BIG DICK CHIGGER HO BUGFUCK CUM NIPPLES TACO GREASER RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT DAMN FELCHING BEAVER HELL CROTCH POLAK JUNGLE BUNNY TWAT ASS PAKI SHITFACE COCK BASTARD JACKASS SHIT FAG SHITFACE ARFENHOUSE DICKFACE CRAPMUNCHER VAGINA ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT TWAT JENKEM CLUSTERFUCK HOSER FROG'S FAT ASS WALRUS SHIT REDNECK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! BEAVER POTTYMOUTH BALL SACK PUSSY SHIT WEHATEMARIO SHITHEAD PISS OFF FUCK YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK SHIT SHITCOCK DIPSHIT BIGNOSE I'LL RAPE YOU DICKWAD FLAMING ASS BADGER JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE DYKE FUCKING JUMP! ASSFACE CUNT DYKE OSTRICH MY ASS BUTT-HOLE PUSSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSLINGING GOAT DICK COCKSHITTER SHITFUCKER FUCK CROTCH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME POLACK FROG MARGARET THATCHER SHIT STEVE BALLMER HORSE SHIT INCEST HELL FEMADOM JOY GOATSE HADJI FELLATIO SUGARTITS DIPSHIT GOOK PISS FUCKHEAD BOLLOCKS SAND NIGGER POOPOO MALL SANTA WALRUS SHIT ALEX TREBEK FUCK lowercase BATHING SUIT AREA ASS FUCKING A FUCK YOU DICK CHICKEN PORCH MONKEY HOMO SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT BONER TWAT HONKY DAMN SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE BULLCRAP DOUCHE BITCH HOCKEY WALRUS SHIT ORGASM HONKY DILDO FAGGOT FUCK NUGGET FUCK MONKEY BALLS PISS OFF MY ASS SHITE TIBET FELCHMONKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK BULLSHIT CLIT WANK CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSHAT DOODIE HEAD PISS CHICKEN SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SNUFF PORN TITMOUSE HELL WALRUS SHIT WANKSPLAT FUCKING A ASSHOLE CONAN O'BRIAN PISSHOLE PISS OFF SHITSLINGING ASSRAPING FUCK PRICK ANAL LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GO HOME AND DIE YOU WANKER BELLEND WANK PENISBIRD TWISTY VAGINA FUCKER MOLDY TITS SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB CLIT CHOAD KISSER WIENER PISS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JAP GOAT DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN JIZZ BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NECROPHILIA BITCH BALLS JACKASS O KURWA! MOCKIE BULLSHIT BULLSHIT GANGBANG BITCH TOWELHEAD SNUFF PORN CUNT MAMA MIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES CHINK FENCE JUMPER COCKSMOKER PIECE OF SHIT BITCH NIGGER ASS JESSE McCARTNEY FENCE JUMPER WETBACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS ANAL CHIGGER NAZI GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY COCKSUCKER GIVING HEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NICARAGUA ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING DAMN IT ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS GYPSY DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SCROTUM SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT DICKFACE SHITE SCROTUM WIGGER SHIT BIRD SHIT RECTUM RAIDER SPANK THE MONKEY MICK ARSEBADGERS ASS ASS GRINGO I'LL RAPE YOU TAMPONS JUSTIN BIEBER SHITE NIGGER JENKEM SHITFUCKER D'OH GANGBANG GYPSY DOODIE HEAD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CLUSTERFUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS BALLS FUCKING DARTH VADER HONKY CUNT PENIS ON A STICK TWAT DOODIE HEAD JACKASS DAMN FAGGOT CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK CTHULHU FHTAGN DAGO JACKASS FUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! DONKEY PUNCHER ARSE DICK IN A BOX TWISTY VAGINA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN CUNTSWILLING FUCKER CUNNILINGUS WANKSPLAT CRAP PAKI YOU WANKER REBECCA BLACK DUNE COON VAGINA DICKWAD FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG TACO DOM DeLUISE TOWELHEAD CUNT SHIT FENCE JUMPER BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HELL BUGGER OFF CUNTYMINTS DICKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY FLYING FUCK CRAPPY EMO WOODPECKERSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKHEAD HELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH RAGHEAD SEMEN NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HEIL HITLER! FUCK ASS LICKER GOD DAMMIT DOUCHETITS RAT'S ASS DICK IN A BOX JESSE McCARTNEY YID I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INBRED DONKEY DICK ASSWIPE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BALLS MONKEY'S UNCLE JIZZ CHOAD BIRD SHIT TITTIES FUCKTARD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER HELL GRINGO LIMEY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT SOD DICK CHICKEN PUSSYLICKER SPIC CUNT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! I WILL END YOU! ASS FASCIST SHITFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MALL SANTA FUCK A DUCK ASSWIPE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY POMMIE ASS NECROPHILIA DICKFACE HELL FLYING FUCK WANK DOUCHING O CANADA TWO-INCH PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY HELL CHRISTHUMPER SHITE SHIT ASSRAPING BUGGER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! BALL SACK CUNTBUCKET JERK OFF FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKBAG BUTTFUCKER SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY DAMMIT CUM TURD NEGRO GOATSE CHOAD GOATSE PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS COCK GOATSE INJUN RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK CARPET MUNCHER CUNT CROTCH WIKIPEDIA DELICIOUS CAKE SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKWIT DIPSHIT TUBA RAT'S COCK DAMN GARBAGE DAY! FEWMETS MR WINKLER IS GAY HOSER BASTARD POLACK CRAPFUCKER SEX NIGGER DAGO SHITSKIN YOU SUCK BALLS CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT CUNTING ASSCRACK SAND NIGGER I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN TITS SUGARTITS ARSEBADGERS HITLER CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCK DAMN FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA POOPOO DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN INCEST CUNNILINGUS VAGINA BOLLOCKS DOUCHETITS CLUSTERFUCK SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SCUMBUCKET CRAP VAGINA SOD OFF FUCKHEAD TAFFY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ANUSCAKE DILDO DOG FUCKER GARBAGE DAY! FUCKFACE I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHOLE ARSEBADGERS ASS CARPET MUNCHER POLAK CUNT GENITALIA ANAL ARSEBADGERS DOG FUCKER PENISFUCK BASTARD FUCK ASSWIPE MILF [expletive deleted] NAZI BORDER HOPPER FUCK YOU CHICKEN SHIT WIENER COON TACO MOLDY TITS GOAT DICK BITCH CHAV O CANADA COCKSMOKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TRANNY SUCK MY DICK FUCKING A LIMEY FAGGOT MONKEY'S UNCLE ARSEBADGERS CRAPMUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT SPICY CUNT FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE KIDDY FIDDLER HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH HONKY YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK DAMMIT ORGASM YID WETBACK BALLS COCK DOUCHEBAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PENIS WEHATEMARIO CC PLZ BAT FUCK INSANE ASSRAPING JERRY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? GOOK SPUNK NEGRO BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST MILF BITCH BIBLE BASHER WANK COCK FUCK OFF FUCKER LET'S SHIT CUNT SUCK MY DICK [expletive deleted] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SEMEN MONKEY BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REDSKIN JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER BOLLOCKS CRAP ON A STICK COCKSTUFFER FUCK BITCH CAMEL FUCKER FREE ELECTIONS BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT FUCK DAMN KIKE TITS & DICKS RAPE BEAVER ANAL MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU JACKASS SHITFUCKER BALLS NAZI TWAT FLAMING ASS BADGER KNOBJOCKEY BUTT-HEAD NIGNOG DIPSHIT SHITCUNTING TIT DIRT CUM ASSHOLE ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITBALLS WANK EPIDIDYMIS JERRY BUGFUCK BOLLOCKS BOB SAGET TWAT EDITABLE DYK HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN CROTCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GANGBANG CUNT CRAPPER PAKI BONG TWO-INCH PENIS COCK FUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DYKE I'LL RAPE YOU NIGNOG BEANER REDSKIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS ARTIST FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK YOU DOUCHING POLACK CAMEL FUCKER FUCKWIT HELL QUEEF BITCH SHIT FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK NEGRO GOD DAMN ASSHAT DICKFACE CHOAD DAMN TITS & DICKS BIRD SHIT DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITPISSER GIVING HEAD SAND NIGGER DIPSHIT CUNT FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS DILDO DICK CUNNILINGUS SHIT CUM FUCKING HONKY CAPTAIN CRUNCH TURD CROTCH JUNGLE BUNNY WANK FUCK OFF MACACA RAT'S ASS BALLS SHITHEAD TURD SHITTY CUNT FUCKING DIPSHIT HOMO JERRY FUCK PUNANI FRAK BITCH SHITBALLS BUTT PIRATE DAMN NICARAGUA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FAG DICK IN A BOX FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS KAFFIR RAPE PISSHOLE BUGGER TOSSER BULLSHIT GENITALIA SHIT YOU WANKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOODIE HEAD FUDGEPACKER FUCKTARD DOUCHE NAZI NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TURD VAGINA DUMBASS SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER SHIT ASSHOLE PISS TOTAL FUCKHEAD HITLER PEARL NECKLACE MOCKIE FUCK NUGGET LET'S SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SMEG DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITHEAD HELL PORCH MONKEY SHITTY SHITTY MOLDY TITS BELLEND FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE REDSKIN THONG TASTER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! YOU WANKER O CANADA [EXPLETIVE] ASSHAT SPANK THE MONKEY I WILL KILL YOU! WANK OSTRICH MY ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT TOWELHEAD COCK SUCK MY COCK NIPPLES SIGMUND FREUD DICKLICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BAD MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TONY LA RUSSA CUNT TIT SPRINKLES HOSER BULLSHIT FUDGEPACKER FENCE JUMPER COCKSMOKER DICK BITCH FAGGOT ANUSCAKE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FROG BUKKAKE JENKEM JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE JACKASS SHIT SHIT GOD DAMN SIGMUND FREUD JUSTIN BIEBER TAMPONS GENITALIA FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHING PENISFUCK ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FALSE BENSON YOU WANKER DAGO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA REDSKIN YOU WANKER SHITCUNTING MILF BUGGER DUMBASS ASSHOLE SPIC CUNT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SCROTUM DUMBASS SPANK THE MONKEY GIVING HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT O CANADA WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKSTAIN PICKANINNY PEEPEE MARY WHITEHOUSE SHIT ON CRACK JACKASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT GOAT DICK ASSHAT CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BONER ASSHOLE ASSHOLE MARGARET THATCHER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CLEMEN BUTT-HEAD FUCKING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ARSE DICKHEAD ABO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MARGARET THATCHER PENISPENISPENIS!!! DARTH VADER DAMN BEAVER SCROTUM DICKFACE DAMN IT DICKFACE SHIT FLYING FUCK FUCKING A TAMPON IN MY ASS GANGBANG DOUCHETITS BASTARD SHUT UP, MEG! BALLS WHITE RIGHTS BUTTFUCKER D'OH WANK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NINTENDOGS FUCKTARD JUNGLE BUNNY POLACK WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ HOLY DUMB FUCK JAP FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH TITS DOG FUCKER GRAPE PENIS FUCK RICK MORANIS NAZI MOCCASINS DAMN FUCKTARD WANKER GO HOME AND DIE PRICK SHITSLINGING YOGHURT CANNON O KURWA! FUCKING A PEARL NECKLACE FELCHMONKEY NAZI FUCKTARD BITCH TITS & DICKS FUCKWIT BONER HUEY P. NEWTON TITMOUSE SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE SPIC DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MALARKY SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT FUCKER CRAP QUEEF VAGINA ASSWIPE CUNT BITCH MILF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKING HELLFIRE SHITSLINGING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS I'LL RAPE YOU FOUR-EYES HOMO BAD MOTHERFUCKER SOD CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO WANKSPLAT BENCH PRESS RAPE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHOLE DAMN PENIS GYPSY INCEST BONER DICK SHAKOPEE BUTT PIRATE JACK OFF BULLSHIT WANK CUNT BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS PENISFUCK ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER JACKASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BIGNOSE FUCKER PISS ARTIST BELGIUM HELL BEANER BASTARD NEOPETS MOTHERFUCKER CUNT ART METAL PRODUCTS CRAPMUNCHER BUGGER SUITCASE PENIS FLAMING ASS BADGER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITCOCK VENEREAL DISEASE BUKKAKE ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHIGGER YID NECROPHILIA BUTTFUCKER PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKHEAD SPUNK SHITBALLS HELL FROG'S FAT ASS TURD CROTCH FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA PISSHOLE CONDOMS SCROTUM NAZI COCKSUCKER LICK PUSSY

TIT DIRT WETBACK SHIT AY-AY-AY DOUCHING ARSEBADGERS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT PEARL NECKLACE RUSTY TROMBONE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTRAG HOMO AUTOFELLATIO DICK DONKEY DICK BUTT-HOLE PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD CUNT FUCKWIT CANNED QUOTE NAZI DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHUFF PENIS ON A BUN CUNT CRAPPER ASS FASCIST EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG FUCK BOLLOCKS MASTURBATION SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER POO POO BLOWJOB HEIL HITLER! GENITALIA TWAT SON OF A BITCH DAMMIT DAMN BASTARD INCEST PUNANI SUCK MY COCK WALRUS SHIT DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT HELL O KURWA! Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSCRACK and with the SHIT LIKE A HORSE and his FUCKING A of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about PUNANI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKFUCKFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HITLER