Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TITTYWANK'GYPSY'WHITE PEOPLE'PISS ARTIST'THONG TASTER'ASSWIPE'FUCKING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BIGNOSE look at the YOUR MOM talk page of this DICKHEAD article for notes or discussion before DARTH VADER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JERK OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DUMBASS, sudden SHITPISSER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOGHURT CANNON or FUCKTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TAMPONS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INCEST HELLFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLIT utterFUCKance of socially DIPSHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCUMBUCKET television programs to address AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's syndrome.

PISS OFF Tourette's is SHITHEAD not to be SHITSKIN confused with TOSSER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOG SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BLUE PENIS! random SPIC disorientation, culturally-SEX-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKSTAIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JIZZ language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOG FUCKER QUEEF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SMEG souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities PISS ARTIST of ANAL DIABETES NECROPHILIA garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHOLE Polite Note to the NAZI Author:

The SHITE Tourette's FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Research Institute was CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE founded to PIECE OF SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YOUR MOM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS article NIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JIGGABOO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PENIS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CRAPMUNCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALL SACK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICKLICK Tourrette's sufferers LET'S SHIT swear. You can PRICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BIBLE BASHER TV, for always focusing on the SNUFF PORN bad side of a terrible THONG TASTER thing.
• The main CAMEL FUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are QUEEF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POLACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COLGATE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKSPLAT school for ASSHAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POLAK sufferers to become ALF manically depressed and WOMEN'S RIGHTS commit NICARAGUA suicide.
• There is no NIGNOG cure, and the PIECE OF SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse MARY WHITEHOUSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RICK MORANIS perodol" which caused my entire PIECE OF SHIT body to go DICKFACE numb and KNOBJOCKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUGFUCK it is without the BLOWJOB drug.

I am an active member of a SCROTUM tourette syndrome DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTSWILLING the BAT FUCK INSANE public view of Tourettes as a "JERRY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your HAIL SATAN! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COON this that really HOMO annoys me. I am working towards a RAT'S COCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TAMPON IN MY ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITSLINGING, and making fun of a FRIG horrible disorder is (not) NIGNOG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WOODPECKERSHIT time.

Best ARSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “WIKIPEDIA” Wen

P.S. BULLCRAP Regards to Andrew FELCHMONKEY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The CHRISTHUMPER bastard who wrote this article. You can TIMBER NIGGER punch him if you FELLATIO want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK TITS saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my FASHION BUG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DUMBASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNTING ASSCRACK and PISS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) REDSKIN BAND WITH 4 JUNGLE BUNNY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HENTAI HORSE! DUMBASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DUMBASS'S HOUSE

How FUCKTARD to ASS cure CARPET MUNCHER the CLIT Tourette's COCKSUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITCOCK for SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette's TUBA Syndrome JOHNNY is GOD DAMMIT following PISS these DUMBASS rules FENCE JUMPER in FUCK OFF order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT OUT OF MY DICK immature CUNT little GYPSY kids,
• 2: Count to REDSKIN within BLUMPKIN 10 COONseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TURD TWAT TRANNY nor TWISTY VAGINA talk,
• 4: Tell SHITTY yourself you PIGFUCKER don't BONG have SHITTY this TWO-INCH PENIS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MASTURBATION WITH NASTY DICKWAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DUMBASS last straw CHICKEN FRIES!

I fucking put POWERSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BLOWJOB PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WIKIPEDIA the TOP OF DOG SHIT THIS TESTICLE CHOKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SPUNK offensive. RUSKIE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NEGRO people who try PISS ARTIST to battle WIGGER'I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS that tight-ass IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD 17-year-AY-AY-AY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKER it now, but someone said D'OH' QUEEF BENSON SUCKS'TONY LA RUSSA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITHEAD is a laughing TWO-INCH PENIS matter. Plus there HAIL SATAN! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Uncyclopedia, there are NECROPHILIA articles FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT stuff. So WANK that means DAMMIT stop getting mad at the CHINK first part too and TITWANK talking about the RAPE letter that it's MOTHERFUCKER mocking (what MAMA MIA letter? I don't even know what SHITSLINGING the heck you're talking about). Adrian BULLSHIT hi self WIGGER even made a really FAGGOT good point. "It's CUM nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a POOPOO knee tick". BONG. Which I'll add PISSHOLE onto DILDO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HELL suffer that FUCKBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS OFF be, because if I were a BEANER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article I RAPE WALRUSES! hilarious. If you BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Want facts, go on NIGGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGNOG be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking KIKE article anyway.

HENTAI STEVE BALLMER BITCH FUCK YOU SHITCUNTING CRAPFUCKER WANK NIGNOG FUCK OFF SOD OFF

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JACKSON CUNT BALLS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK MICK ARSE ASS LICKER JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK DOG FUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN FRED PHELPS MALL SANTA CHIGGER DICK ASS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT GANGBANG FUCK YOU FUCK BOON SAND NIGGER DIPSHIT FUCKER FUCKTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WOP FUCKING SHITCOCK PENIS ORGASM BUTTFUCKER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 CUM JACK OFF GENITALIA BORDER HOPPER HITLER ASS [expletive deleted] DICK TITS INJUN I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT FUCK OFF DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN WANKER DAMN WALRUS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICK CUNNILINGUS INBRED FUCK TIMBER NIGGER VAGINA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKHEAD FUCK YOU PISS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! LOLCAT DICKHEAD MAMA MIA WANK JUSTIN BIEBER TACO DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS BORDER HOPPER TIT DIRT HO NEGRO DICKFACE CUNT GOD DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON TACO MICK BEANER BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKFACE SAND NIGGER SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK BALLS SHITFUCKER FUCK NUGGET NAZI MOCCASINS SHIT SAGGY TITS COMMUNIST DILDO CHIGGER WANK WIENER SOD OFF AY-AY-AY PISS ARTIST HONKY SHITFACE RICK MORANIS BUTTFUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! GANGBANG BATHING SUIT AREA WIGGER WANK WANK STUB SPUNK WIKIPEDIA HONKY PENIS ON A BUN WANK BITCH TIMBER NIGGER TWAT ASSFACE KRAUT BITCH MONKEY SHIT ELECTION NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK JACK OFF PISS PISS ARTIST JACK OFF FUCKTARD CHRISTHUMPER DOUCHEBAG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE SHAKOPEE RECTUM RAIDER TITWANK ASSHAT GREASER ASSHAT SHIT ARSE ASSHAT BASTARD DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN CUNT HELL POLACK DAMN NECROPHILIA FUCK PUSSY NEGRO SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? SHITSLINGING UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FUCKER HAIL SATAN! ABO SEX DIPSHIT PISS DOUCHEBAG BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER NI BRITNEY A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! 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BITCH FELLATIO FUCKER FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUGHNUT PUNCHER QUEEF SOD DAMMIT FUCK PIG FUCKING A FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER BLOWJOB PISS OFF ANUSCAKE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HELL SOD ASSFACE BEANER ROMANIA JACK ABRAMOFF SHIT SEMPRINI NIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS CUNTRAG SHITE SHIT BALLS FENCE JUMPER GYPSY ASSWIPE TOSSER DAMN BITCH FEWMETS DAMN SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG SAGGY TITS FUCKHEAD TIBETAN BUDDHISM CHINK PISS JUNGLE BUNNY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHIT JACKASS SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER HOSER BULLSHIT WANK GOOK FUCKFACE COCK GANGBANG HITLER LOLCAT ASSCRACK JAP DICKHEAD FUCKING A NAZI TUBA TITS BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN SCROTUM OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHE RICK MORANIS DOM DeLUISE SEX SHITE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITPISSER TRANNY CUNT DYKE COMMUNIST DILDO FELLATIO FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN DAMN GIVING HEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMMIT DOUCHETITS CUNT GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE NECROPHILIA DAMN DAGO TITTYWANK CAPTAIN CRUNCH YID GOD DAMN TOSSER DYKE DONKEY PUNCHER suck my mothers FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NAZI JERK OFF SHITFACE DICK CHICKEN WANKER DICKLICK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT CRAPMUNCHER LICK PUSSY ANAL DIABETES ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEEPEE JESSE McCARTNEY SHITHEAD BONER GREASER FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT GANGBANG DIPSHIT DOG SHIT FUCKTARD CLIT JIGGABOO NAZI GIVING HEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK WIENER CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK KU KLUX KLAN SIGMUND FREUD PUNANI FUCKHEAD BLUMPKIN SHITPISSER ASS LICKER SAGGY TITS DOUCHE NAZI JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT WILLY WONKA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS HOLY DUMB FUCK THONG TASTER I'LL RAPE YOU DYKE SOD OFF WANK CLIT BUTT PIRATE FRIG TOSSER BANGKOK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT ASS LICKER ASS COON DONALD RUMSFELD GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIECE OF SHIT suck my mothers ASSCRACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFACE ASS MICK DICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! RAT'S ASS CONAN O'BRIAN FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! EPIDIDYMIS ARSE ASSRAMMER ASSHAT SHITSLIDE FELCHING TITS ASS LICKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKFACE SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS BOLLOCKS PEEPEE MICK FUCKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BLOWJOB FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK OFF REDNECK SHITHEAD DAMN IT KRAUT SHITTY EARS OF CHRIST CROTCH AY-AY-AY ASSHOLE BRUSH MA TEETH BOOBS EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICKWAD FLYING FUCK GIVING HEAD CUNT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASS LICKER COON P'KANG BEAVER BAT FUCK INSANE BOOBIES AY-AY-AY TAMPONS THONG TASTER MASTURBATION GOBSHITE MARGARET THATCHER MARGARET THATCHER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUTTFUCKER BITCH ARSE BUTTFUCKER BUGGER PISS DUNE COON CUNT LAKE TITICACA SPUNK SHITFACE DICKFACE NAZI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DAMN DOUCHING POOPOO GANGBANG FUCK OFF SUCK A BIG DICK SCROTUM SHITCOCK FUCK PEEPEE INCEST SHITTY CRAP ON A STICK COCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! TITS SHITSLINGING FENCE JUMPER ANAL DIABETES WANK BITCH VAGINA DOG SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMN HOCKEY BORDER HOPPER CUNT HELL BASTARD CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN SHITSLIDE JUSTIN BIEBER REDSKIN FUCKFACE ALEX TREBEK DIPSHIT WANK FROG'S FAT ASS HOMO CRAPFUCKER CECIL JOHN RHODES PAKI GOBSHITE BONER MOLDY TITS ASS SPIC DAMMIT BOLLOCKS WOODPECKERSHIT TOSSER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCK YOU DICKLICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RUSTY TROMBONE AMERICA ONLINE MALL SANTA CUNT MALARKY CUNT VAGINA SAMUEL L. JACKSON MILF PRICK FUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the FUCKBAG and his SHITE of girraffes in which FUCKBAG while reading about TANK MAN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELLFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DUMBASS