Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUGGER OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder HELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOUCHE, sudden NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOUCHE NAZI or PISS UP MY ARSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOU WANKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SPUNK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE ASSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SEX utterFUCKance of socially PENIS ON A BUN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ANUSCAKE television programs to address SON OF A BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHEBAG Tourette's is I WILL KILL YOU! not to be WARNER MUSIC GROUP confused with SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITCOCK random BLUMPKIN disorientation, culturally-FAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MILF language, FUCKING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places KIKE BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANK souvenir shoppes and massive ASSFACE quantities NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! of ANAL DIABETES DICK CHICKEN garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

The DUNE COON Tourette's SOD Research Institute was DAMN founded to ANAL DIABETES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SON OF A BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BELLEND I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT LAPPER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FRAK Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SHUT UP, MEG! Tourrette's sufferers GANGBANG swear. You can FELCHMONKEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS TV, for always focusing on the INBRED bad side of a terrible BUGFUCK thing.
The main ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTRAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FEATURED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee JIZZ NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is TITTYWANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes suck my mothers cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAPE school for FUCKTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOTHERFUCKER sufferers to become HOMO manically depressed and FUCKING commit FUCK OFF suicide.
There is no BASTARD cure, and the DOUCHING drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHE NAZI tics often have adverse SHITCOCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOUCHING perodol" which caused my entire WOP body to go HOMO numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANK it is without the FELCHING drug.

I am an active member of a VOTE tourette syndrome DUMBASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PIG the FUCKBAG public view of Tourettes as a "ABO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JOHNNY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK sorry for SHITPISSER "hi-jacking" your CLIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really JOHNNY annoys me. I am working towards a HITLER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SUCK MY DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ORGASM, and making fun of a DONKEY PUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) SPIC funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. FUCKING JUMP! Regards to Andrew ASSWIPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The BUTTFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITE punch him if you VAGINA want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKSTAIN saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CHICKEN FRIES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOUCHE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HOMO and I'LL RAPE YOU playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHOAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BULLSHIT BAND WITH 4 ORGASM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GYPSY HORSE! DOUCHE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOUCHE'S HOUSE

How BUTTFUCKER to SHITCOCK cure NIPPLES the DIPSHIT Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN IT for INCEST Tourette's WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Syndrome JAP is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! following TOWELHEAD these TITS rules PEARL NECKLACE in SHITCOCK order:

1: Avoid FROG'S FAT ASS immature PIG little O CANADA kids,
2: Count to GO HOME AND DIE within DOUCHING 10 TAFFYseconds,
3: Do not open your EUROIPODS ASSHAT PUSSY nor DAMN talk,
4: Tell FUCKSTAIN yourself you DICKFACE don't SHITHEAD have ASSFACE this FUCK disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLEMEN WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOUCHE last straw DOG SHIT!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE BLOWJOB PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICK TITS the TOP OF CHRIST OF TABERNACLE THIS EPIDIDYMIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BAT FUCK INSANE offensive. PORCH MONKEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try FUCK to battle FUCKING A'FASHION BUG that tight-ass PRICK 17-year-DAMN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BALL SACK it now, but someone said ASS' REDNECK MALARKY'PISSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK YOU is a laughing BASTARD matter. Plus there GOD DAMMIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING articles DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BONER stuff. So CAMEL JOCKEY that means BANGKOK stop getting mad at the BOOBIES first part too and ASSFACE talking about the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA letter that it's SOD mocking (what PUSSY letter? I don't even know what QUEEF the heck you're talking about). Adrian TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! hi self TITTIES even made a really SHITE good point. "It's ASSHAT nothing more GYPSY from a head nod to a MOCKIE knee tick". FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE. Which I'll add NECROPHILIA onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS ARTIST suffer that SEX much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITS hilarious. If you AMERICA ONLINE Want facts, go on WANKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MICK be offended, don't read WIKIPEDIA the freaking RAT'S COCK article anyway.

MARY WHITEHOUSE NAZI SIGMUND FREUD GRINGO INBRED GOATSE SEX NORTH KOREA RAT'S COCK BEAVER

BLISTERING BARNACLES TURD PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT FUCKER BENCH PRESS HELLFIRE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FRIG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COCKSUCKER BASTARD MOCCASINS GOBSHITE CUNTBUCKET SHITTY SHITE TAMPON IN MY ASS WIENER SOD OFF FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT HELL GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH O CANADA TITWANK CLEVELAND STEAMER JIZZ SUCK MY COCK YUKKY DOODY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HONKY ARSEBADGERS TITS & DICKS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CLIT KNOBJOCKEY WIENER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY COCK O CANADA FUCKING CUNTING ASSCRACK LOLCAT BITCH FUCKSTAIN JACK OFF FUCKWIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOG FUCKER DICK TITS BITCH SHITTY CHOAD KISSER HOMO FUCKING DYKE ART METAL PRODUCTS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY BITCH BITCH ASSWIPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CROTCH TAMPON IN MY ASS DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKBAG FRIG HEIL HITLER! BASTARD SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN DICKHEAD TITTYWANK DAMNATION PISS ARTIST DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKHEAD PRICK DOUCHE FLYING FUCK [EXPLETIVE] DICKFACE DICK TITS ASS DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE SHIT BITCH MOCCASINS GENITALIA DAMMIT FUCKFACE FUCKFACE FUCK OFF KIKE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FELLATIO WIKIPEDIA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MICK BUTT PIRATE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS PENISBIRD CUNT CUNT ROMANIA TUBA SCUMBUCKET ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TIT DIRT SPANK THE MONKEY SHITE CLIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! HELL INBRED BULLSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING BASEBALL SHITPISSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! EPIDIDYMIS ORGASM CLIT ARSE DELICIOUS CAKE JOHNNY DAMN FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ JIZZ SEX BLUMPKIN ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK QUEEF RAT'S COCK WIENER ANUSCAKE DAMN IT TWAT ASSWIPE JIZZ CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKWIT BEAVER CC PLZ SHITFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITCOCK DELICIOUS CAKE BELLEND WANKER FUCKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FROG'S FAT ASS GOBSHITE MILF PISSHOLE SEMEN SHITSKIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWISTY VAGINA FOREIGN CURRENCY BLUMPKIN FRENCH TICKLER CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT COON VENEREAL DISEASE SCROTUM LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF NICARAGUA SHITE FRIG BEAVER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FAG ASS FASCIST FUCKING A MARY WHITEHOUSE FRENCH TICKLER TONY LA RUSSA DICK TITS BOOBS SHITE BUKKAKE GOD DAMN INVISIBLE! SAGGY TITS ASSFACE CUNT LAPPER KAFFIR SHITE CRAPFUCKER FUCKWIT CUNT CLEMEN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKER GOBSHITE CUNNILINGUS WANKER RECTUM RAIDER PISS ARTIST FAGGOT TAFFY SPIC CUNT BITCH DAMN HITLER NIGGER TITS CHINK BAT FUCK INSANE VAGINA CROTCH FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER BONER NEGRO SAND NIGGER FUCK BITCH INBRED HELL HELL JACKASS DOT HEAD CRAPFUCKER BELLEND COMMUNIST DILDO ABO SHIT ANAL MOZILLA FIREFOX SON OF A BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TWAT PISS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIPSHIT CUNT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS JERK OFF ASSCRACK SHITE SHITE DICKFACE CUNTSWILLING DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAT'S COCK PISS WIENER DAMN GRINGO FRIG NIGGER DICKHEAD POWERSHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK YOU TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU CLEMEN BAT FUCK INSANE CHALICE ASSHAT CLEMEN WETBACK WHITE RIGHTS CUNNILINGUS FUCKING DICKHEAD CONDOMS LAKE TITICACA JOHN SMILEY FACE O CANADA MAMA MIA LIMEY POMMIE TIMBER NIGGER CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK WIGGER MARGARET THATCHER GREASER BULLCRAP FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKING CUNNILINGUS DONKEY PUNCHER SON OF A BITCH BOOBIES CROTCH ANAL DIABETES FUCKING DAMMIT PISS FUCK ARSE DOM DeLUISE BASTARD JAP CHICKEN FRIES ANAL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITBALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS SHITCUNTING SAND NIGGER WEHATEMARIO INBRED DAMN TITS ASS LICKER SHITBALLS PIECE OF SHIT PRICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUNANI FUCK TWAT NAZI EMO EXTRA LONG PENIS SAGGY TITS CHICKEN SHIT SHITPISSER BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER SOD OFF REBECCA BLACK HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! DONKEY DICK WANK FUCK POMMIE I RAPE WALRUSES! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TURD CLIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT BONER DOG FUCKER FUCKER DICKWAD PUSSY BASTARD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ANUSCAKE GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK ASSRAPING WANK PISS AY-AY-AY FRITZ GOBSHITE DICKLICK JIZZ GIVING HEAD RUSKIE JIZZ IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S ASS BASTARD CUNT FUCKER PENIS JIZZ DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIPSHIT TITTIES FRIG NAZI ASSWIPE SHITBALLS CLUSTER FUCK SEMEN COON SHITE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING I WILL KILL YOU! SHITSLINGING ASS LOGJAMMER COCKSMOKER JACK OFF ASS TITS HORSE PENIS MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT DOODIE HEAD PISS OFF MY ASS SHITHEAD DAGO BUTT PIRATE SPUNK HOMO DOUCHING 666 SOD NECROPHILIA COCKSMOKER CRAPPY TURD OH SHI– SHIT PUSSY DUMBASS BLUE PENIS! ARSE GENITALIA BORDER HOPPER PAKI FUCKHEAD PISS GENITALIA FUCK YOU FUCKTARD CHENEY SHITSLINGING PAKI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITS CUNT ASSHAT ARSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS EUROIPODS FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JERRY COON BORDER HOPPER FELLATIO COON FUCKER SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FEWMETS PIG ASS CHUFF DAGO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANKSPLAT BENCH PRESS DELICIOUS CAKE PISS COCKSUCKER FUCKING BASEBALL SHITHEAD MOLDY TITS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICK PISS POLACK TITTIES PUSSY TEDDY BEARS GOD DAMMIT FIRECROTCH I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN SPIC PISS UP MY ARSE BLISTERING BARNACLES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TOSSER BATHING SUIT AREA DICKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS suck my mothers NAZI GRINGO BUGFUCK CONDOMS CHING CHONG CHINK YOU WANKER PAKI WHORE TENTACLE RAPE CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE GRAPE PENIS COCKSUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK BITCH SHIT HAIL SATAN! BORDER HOPPER pen0r DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACKASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSWIPE INCEST YOU WANKER DAMMIT SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO FELLATIO TITTIES RICK MORANIS DOUCHING SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DOUCHEBAG SHITTY CLEMEN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE WANKSPLAT WIENER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA STRAWBERRY ASS RAGHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHENEY MOTHERFUCKER SHITE JIZZ FAGGOT YID BUTTFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT MOLDY TITS JOHN ELWAY PISS ARTIST ARSE BALL SACK BLUE PENIS! MONKEY SHIT FUCK DAMN ASSHAT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD FUCK OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK CTHULHU FHTAGN ASSHAT JACKASS TITTIES POOPY DAMNED TABERNACLE WALRUS SHIT BLOWJOB ASS RUSTY TROMBONE JIZZ SCUMBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE BASTARD ASSHAT SCROTUM ASS JACKASS FAG THIS IS A RARE SWEAR NEGRO CUM FUCK DICKHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FRENCH TICKLER WANKSPLAT FELCHING NIPPLES INBRED CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT FELCHING BALL SACK JACK OFF ASSHAT GYPSY ANAL WETBACK PISS OFF ASSFACE FUCK YOU WANK DEVELOPERS! LOGJAMMER HORSE PENIS GOOK DAMN CHIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DOG SHIT CUNTRAG DAMN SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF GRAPE PENIS BALLS TWAT DILDO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT FUCKWIT TITMOUSE SHITFACE PISS ARTIST TWISTY VAGINA FRED PHELPS JERRY BUKKAKE FUCK YOU DAMN DAMN IT BASEBALL JERRY DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS COCKSUCKER JOHNNY 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKBAG WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN BALLS BALLS CUNTBUCKET NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TITMOUSE DOUCHETITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMMIT WIENER WANK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK YOU BOOBS INCEST ASSCRACK JUSTIN BIEBER EXTRA LONG PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE NECROPHILIA DOUCHEBAG KRAUT DEVELOPERS! COON SHITE CC PLZ WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTSWILLING CRAP FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DONKEY DICK COCK HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! BUTT PIRATE SHITE YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLACK EAT MY SHIT! BASTARD SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN MONKEY BALLS LET'S SHIT FELCHING CHUFF PIG JAP PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM EXTRA LONG PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER PISS OFF BALLS SHITSLINGING O KURWA! RAGHEAD TIMBER NIGGER SHUT UP, MEG! DUMBASS SHITSLINGING FAG NIGGER TITS INBRED ASSHOLE INCEST BITCH JOHNNY HELL JENKEM I WILL END YOU! [expletive deleted] ASSWIPE JOHNNY PISS RANDY TRAVIS KRAUT BONER DILDO HORSE SHIT SHITFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS GANGBANG SEMEN SHIT GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS POMMIE DONKEY PUNCHER BOLLOCKS DAMN ASSHOLE FUCK MASTURBATION VAGINA BUTT PIRATE FUCKING DOUCHING TAMPON IN MY ASS JACKASS DOUCHEBAG BASTARD NIGGER BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN CRAPFUCKER SAGGY TITS HONKY GIVING HEAD ASSCRACK WARNER MUSIC GROUP HAIL SATAN! GIVING HEAD HELL HELL CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER JACKASS SHITFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT REDNECK FUCKFACE COCKSHITTER SHIT MOCCASINS FUCKWIT CUNT GARBAGE DAY! YUKKY DOODY JACKASS DIPSHIT YOU WANKER CUM SHITCUNTING DOT HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU BLOWJOB MONKEY SHIT BELGIUM PISS OFF MY ASS pen0r VAGINA SHITE BANGKOK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKTARD SUCK MY COCK DAMN HOMO BULLSHIT YOU WANKER ASS SCUMBAG DICKHEAD BENCH PRESS JACKASS TOTAL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHIT REDSKIN NICARAGUA BUTTFUCKER BEAVER RAT'S COCK DOUCHETITS PUSSYLICKER DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS BATHING SUIT AREA MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER HELL JACK ABRAMOFF WIGGER FLYING FUCK SHITE SHIT FUCKER CROTCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PECKERHEAD PENISFUCK CUNT CAMEL FUCKER WOP COCKSHITTER FELCHING MALARKY NICARAGUA DIRTY SANCHEZ KIKE FUCKTARD WOP ANUSCAKE SPUNK REDNECK GENITALIA KIKE FUCKTARD THONG TASTER AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT DOUCHING DAMN IT DICKFACE PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLIDE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JIZZ NICARAGUA FUCKWIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT BITCH PIECE OF SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT BOOBS PISS CUNT FUCK PENISBIRD SUCK MY COCK SEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU suck my mothers PENISBIRD AUTOFELLATIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSFACE CUM STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD PUSSY TWISTY VAGINA SPIC CHAV AY-AY-AY FUCKER SPIC JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SUGARTITS DONKEY DICK ASS ASSWIPE SPANK THE MONKEY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNT [expletive deleted] WANK ASS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ [Insert silly non-swear here] FOUR-EYES CARPET MUNCHER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CRAP CHUFF FUDGEPACKER TWAT VANDAL BOOBS HO PORCH MONKEY HELL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOT HEAD O CANADA NIGGER ASSWIPE NIGGER GOD DAMN JACKASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA VAGINA WETBACK PISS ARTIST DOUCHETITS GOOK DICK CRAP GENITALIA WANK FUCK BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK suck my mothers BITCH JENKEM MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! MOLDY TITS FLYING FUCK ASSFACE GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT BASKETBALL SHUT UP, MEG! I'LL RAPE YOU TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CAMEL JOCKEY CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK PIECE OF SHIT POMMIE CHING CHONG CHINK WANK TONY LA RUSSA BUTTFUCKER FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA GENITALIA AY-AY-AY PRICK GANGBANG SHITPISSER BONG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHE NAZI GOBSHITE SUGARTITS FUCKFACE JERRY DONKEY DICK POTTYMOUTH FUCK ASSWIPE NI FUCK OFF SHITTY YOU WANKER WANKSPLAT DUMBASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOOBIES JIGGABOO SEX CUNTYMINTS ARSE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIECE OF SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK YOU AMERICAN SPELLING TITWANK CUNT SHIT HO JOHN SMILEY FACE SCROTUM MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK PEARL NECKLACE COCKSMOKER FUCKTARD FAGGOT PISS OFF MY ASS WIENER PISS CUNT MICK GENITALIA FUCKING A FUCK GANGBANG PEEPEE DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN POLAK ASSBANDIT BONER I'LL RAPE YOU PUSSY TIMBER NIGGER P'KANG GOD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKWIT ASSHAT BASTARD CRAPPY DICKFACE ASSWIPE VAGINA PISS UP MY ARSE FLYING FUCK PORCH MONKEY REDNECK SHIT POLAK GOD DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER JERK OFF FUCKHEAD SCROTUM ALF YOUR MOM CUNTYMINTS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COCKSMOKER COCKSUCKER CUNT URINE-GARGLING PISS [Insert silly non-swear here] MOTHERFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES SHITSLIDE FELLATIO ARSE BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT SCROTUM HELL BOB SAGET O CANADA CUNT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKLICK WANK HORSE SHIT DICKFACE ASSBANDIT FUCK YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHORE HONKY DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSFACE SHITCOCK DAGO BELGIUM BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK CHINK DIPSHIT ASS FASCIST TITS BOLLOCKS ORGASM KNOBJOCKEY THIS IS SPARTA! SHIT FUCK AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY BALLS RAPE PIG O KURWA! DIPSHIT KRAUT PENIS ON A STICK BASTARD TITS BALL SACK CRAPFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ARTIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUGGER OFF and with the SHITTY and his YOU WANKER of girraffes in which BEANER while reading about SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CRAPFUCKER also


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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is BLUMPKIN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WHORE subject. If you do not find it funny I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!, it is probably because you are an INBRED TAFFY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MONKEY'S UNCLE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITE joke loses its humour HADJI when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DOG SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITPISSER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TURD RAT'S COCK TRANNY MONKEY BALLS SAGGY TITS!!!!!I <3 COCK

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