Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'POLACK'GENITALIA'DAGO'BITCH'GARBAGE DAY!'JIGGABOO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder TAFFY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden TWAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK IN A BOX or PISSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DONKEY DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHICKEN SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOOBIES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COMMUNIST DILDO PISS OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITE utterFUCKance of socially NIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BLISTERING BARNACLES television programs to address TRANNY Tourette's syndrome.

O KURWA! Tourette's is FUCK not to be CUNNILINGUS confused with I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TITS & DICKS random PENISBIRD disorientation, culturally-NIPPLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MY ANUS IS BLEEDING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS SHIT language, DAMN IT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLUSTERFUCK YID of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JESSE McCARTNEY souvenir shoppes and massive BLOWJOB quantities LET'S SHIT of ANAL DIABETES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS garbage.

Darnit.

A TURD Polite Note to the BOOBS Author:

The CHOAD Tourette's YOU WANKER Research Institute was DAMN founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIPPLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGGER article SUCK MY DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIPPLES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ALF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BEANER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HORSE SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of COCKSUCKER Tourrette's sufferers LET'S SHIT swear. You can INJUN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUDGEPACKER TV, for always focusing on the OSTRICH MY ASS bad side of a terrible CHING CHONG CHINK thing.
• The main CHOAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I'LL RAPE YOU involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT knee I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is RAGHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TENTACLE RAPE school for MILF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL sufferers to become FUCKWIT manically depressed and WIGGER commit PISS ARTIST suicide.
• There is no CUNT cure, and the CAMEL FUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse WANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELCHING perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go CLEMEN numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITCOCK it is without the TWAT drug.

I am an active member of a CUM tourette syndrome SHITSLINGING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the JACKASS public view of Tourettes as a "SIGMUND FREUD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LUV much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITSLINGING sorry for PEDOPHILIA "hi-jacking" your FAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really BELGIUM annoys me. I am working towards a DILDO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FRENCH TICKLER, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) JAP funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITTIES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As KOREA LOVER Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. JOHNNY Regards to Andrew BALL SACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can TWO-INCH PENIS punch him if you SONNY BILL WILLIAMS want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOM DeLUISE saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my JOHN SMILEY FACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOD DAMN and WOODPECKERSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) YOU WANKER BAND WITH 4 [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE

How TOWELHEAD to BUTT-HEAD cure PAKI the DOG SHIT Tourette's ASS LICKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT for ASSRAPING Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome BATHING SUIT AREA is PUSSY following IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! these FLYING RAT'S ASS rules PENIS in MOTHERFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid FLYING FUCK immature SEX little FAGGOT kids,
• 2: Count to DIPSHIT within PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 10 TWATseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FRITZ CRAP ON A STICK ORGASM nor FIRECROTCH talk,
• 4: Tell CAPITALISM yourself you POLACK don't PISSHOLE have ASS this PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY SHITBALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw WOODPECKERSHIT!

I fucking put I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!' my comment at the TOP OF THE INBRED PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ARSE the TOP OF FUCK THIS BALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PENIS ON A BUN offensive. GRINGO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JIGGABOO people who try SHITSLIDE to battle DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S'WIENER that tight-ass COCKSUCKER 17-year-JAP—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FIST FUCK it now, but someone said URINE-GARGLING' GOOK FRAK'JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ANAL DIABETES is a laughing MARY WHITEHOUSE matter. Plus there ASSCRACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITS Uncyclopedia, there are PISS OFF MY ASS articles SPIC about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COLGATE stuff. So CLEVELAND STEAMER that means AUTOFELLATIO stop getting mad at the CUNT CRAPPER first part too and PUSSY talking about the FUCK OFF letter that it's CHOAD KISSER mocking (what FLYING FUCK letter? I don't even know what PORCH MONKEY the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self HO even made a really POLAK good point. "It's CUNT nothing more BELGIUM from a head nod to a VENEREAL DISEASE knee tick". CHICKEN FRIES. Which I'll add COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK onto SON OF A BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't O KURWA! suffer that CHIGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ART METAL PRODUCTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SMEG be, because if I were a UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CRACKER hilarious. If you suck my mothers Want facts, go on FIRECROTCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GRAPE PENIS be offended, don't read DICKHEAD the freaking CLIT article anyway.

NAZI CHENEY HENTAI '"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000102-QINU`"'PISS'"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000104-QINU`"' JERK OFF INCEST LAKE TITICACA PISS JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCKING

PUNANI BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO SCROTUM DOG SHIT ASSHOLE CUNT SOAPY TITWANK ASSCRACK FUCK OFF ASS SUCK MY DICK WOP TIMBER NIGGER HO ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FEMADOM FUCK DAGO SHITHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HITLER OSTRICH MY ASS WANK BEAVER JIZZ SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITS MARY WHITEHOUSE POLESMOKER FUCKHEAD CUNT BEANER LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! BATHING SUIT AREA DICK RICK MORANIS FIST FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU GRINGO ANAL FEWMETS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BLUMPKIN YID DICKHEAD ASSHAT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN FUCKFACE BEAVER FUCKING DIPSHIT DIPSHIT JOHNNY PIG SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG FUCK ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT BITCH DIPSHIT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] JERK OFF EPIDIDYMIS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK CUM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOOBIES CUM PISSHOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SON OF A BITCH POWERSHIT PORCH MONKEY BUTT-HEAD DAMNATION GOD DAMMIT RICK MORANIS SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD SHITFACE FUCK NUGGET EPIDIDYMIS SON OF A BITCH FEATURED SEMPRINI HONKY ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE PENIS ON A BUN BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH BASTARD BULLSHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WALRUS SHIT ASSFACE INBRED PEARL NECKLACE PENIS SOD OFF QUEEF JACKASS DONKEY DICK GOD DAMN JIZZ INBRED BOON BITCH SHIT ASSCRACK DUMBASS ANAL DIABETES DICKHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITTYWANK CHOAD TIT DIRT CLUSTERFUCK HEIL HITLER! TWAT CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DOUCHE CHIGGER TIMBER NIGGER POMMIE MARCH OF FLAMES NAZI ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH GYPSY SCUMBAG TWAT BUTTFUCKER MOCCASINS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANK HEIL HITLER! CLEMEN CRAPPY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SMEG GIVING HEAD JOHNNY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BITCH FUCKER SHIT BITCH SHIT MONKEY BALLS DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER TOSSER DOUCHE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MARGARET THATCHER BALLS BEAVER ASSWIPE MASTURBATION SHIT DALAI LAMA SHITBALLS ASS ARSE BASTARD ANAL NI GOD DAMMIT PUNANI SOD FUCKSTAIN CUNT RAPE SCUMBAG CUM SHIT DICKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICK DILDO PUSSYLICKER POMMIE RAGHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK LIMEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CUNNILINGUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TACO NIGGER TITS NIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INCEST CHOAD KISSER BATHING SUIT AREA SPANK THE MONKEY DICKHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSCRACK ASSFACE HADJI CROTCH HADJI DAMNATION INBRED CHOAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE KIDDY FIDDLER DAMN IT GOD DAMN SCROTUM SHIT GYPSY FIST FUCK BIRD SHIT PISS RECTUM RAIDER DUMBASS MOCCASINS PUSSYLICKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JOHNNY FUCK STEVE BALLMER SHITHEAD DONGSHOVER PISS CUM PRICK ASSCRACK BOYCOTT VIACOM! CC PLZ FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK MONKEY BALLS FELLATIO MOCKIE SHITSLINGING HOMO ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WIKIPEDIA HEIL HITLER! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK OFF SHITHEAD WANKER THONG TASTER ASS JACKASS KIKE CHRISTHUMPER ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT CRAPPY ASSWIPE CUNT 666 MICK REDSKIN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SCUMBUCKET WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO BUTT PIRATE FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS CHENEY HELL MALARKY DILDO CHOAD BIGNOSE HELL EMO BEAVER WANK SPUNK [expletive deleted] CARPET MUNCHER LENS CRAFTERS TITTIES ASSWIPE RAGHEAD EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING A NEGRO NIGNOG FOUR-EYES SHITTY LIMEY DICKLICK JIGGABOO EMO SHUT UP, MEG! I'LL RAPE YOU BUTT-HOLE TITTIES DIPSHIT POOPOO WANK FUCKING BLUMPKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ CHINK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TAMPONS MALARKY CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS HELL SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! SHITSLINGING FIST FUCK SECOND BALLS NEGRO TRANNY CONDOMS PENISPENISPENIS!!! O CANADA I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SEMEN DICKFACE FUCK YOU CC PLZ SHITFACE CONDOMS BRITNEY BIGNOSE REDNECK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS SHITE DICKLICK FUCKBAG HORSE SHIT SCROTUM CROTCH FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD VAGINA POLAK NIGGER ASS LICKER NORTH KOREA BLUMPKIN {{USERNAME}} WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? YOU WANKER ASS SHAKOPEE SHITHEAD GOVERNMENT FILTERS FUCKTARD YOU WANKER CHAV CONDOMS ANAL DIABETES DUMBASS WANK ASS TARTAR SAUCE FAGGOT CHRISTHUMPER JAP DIPSHIT DOUCHETITS POLESMOKER RAGHEAD NICARAGUA CRAPMUNCHER FELCHMONKEY FUCKING SHITPISSER AUTOFELLATIO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! RAT'S ASS FUCK THONG TASTER ANUSCAKE DOUCHEBAG SHITBALLS ASSCRACK FRIENDS OH SHI– ASS TAMPONS TAFFY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT PECKERHEAD POLAK CUNT BOYCOTT VIACOM! TOSSER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PRICK TITMOUSE WOODPECKERSHIT YOUR MOM HOMO NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE TIMBER NIGGER SUCK MY DICK SMEG CUNNILINGUS OSTRICH MY ASS [EXPLETIVE] JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA VENEREAL DISEASE SHITCUNTING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH YID BITCH POMMIE MICK BUTT PIRATE SEMEN MILF PISS OFF FUCK DOUCHE GIVING HEAD TWAT SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT CHOAD DILDO PRICK GOD DAMN HELL BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOCKIE DOUCHETITS WIGGER GYPSY CAPTAIN CRUNCH FOUR-EYES TRANNY I'LL RAPE YOU BUGFUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY INCEST MOTHERFUCKER DALAI LAMA POLACK SHITSLINGING GYPSY ASSFACE WHORE CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT SAGGY TITS SHITFACE SCROTUM PRICK FIRECROTCH BOB SAGET WETBACK CHRISTHUMPER POLACK BRITNEY PENISFUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS ASSRAPING CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD BOOBS CUNNILINGUS GANGBANG TOURETTE'S IS FUN FUCKHEAD CUNTSWILLING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHIT JAP NIGGER POMMIE FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHAT SPIC COCKSTUFFER D'OH BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITS ASSFACE CLIT COCKSUCKER SIGMUND FREUD DICK BUKKAKE SAND NIGGER DYKE FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT PISSHOLE DOT HEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN CUM INBRED CHUFF CRAPFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUTTFUCKER FUCKING DUMBASS ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD BUTT-HEAD ANAL DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT POLACK CC PLZ NIPPLES DOT HEAD SEX BEANER BORDER HOPPER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT FAGGOT CENSORSHIP HORSE SHIT DICKHEAD COCKSTUFFER WHORE COCKSUCKER BALLS BASTARD BATHING SUIT AREA SACRAMENTO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITTY SOD OFF SHITFACE DOUCHING PISS ARTIST MOCCASINS FUCKWIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD BOOBIES FUCKING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK OFF WANK FUCKING A WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE FRED PHELPS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SEMEN SUCK A BIG DICK ASS DOG FUCKER FUDGEPACKER PISS CLIT FUCKFUCKFUCK SEX WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CHAV JACKASS MONKEY SHIT BUGFUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS TWAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTBUCKET ASSFACE SHITHEAD JAP HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MALARKY SHIT NIGGER DICKFACE FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE PUSSY COON CUNT FUCK SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK BATHING SUIT AREA CUNTSWILLING FUCK YOU SHIT CHAV FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT SON OF A BITCH SEMEN PENIS ON A STICK TITS & DICKS SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK FUCK FLYING FUCK FELCHING BALL SACK KNOBJOCKEY DOG SHIT BALLS TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD HELL TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN DAMN BITCH HOMO FLAMING ASS BADGER PENIS WANK DAMN IT DAMN IT TRANNY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHIT BASTARD HELL TOSSER SHIT ASSHAT YUKY DOODY SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKING TITS & DICKS CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU TIT SPRINKLES DICK DOUCHEBAG ANUSCAKE BIRD SHIT NIGNOG BLUMPKIN NIGGER SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PIG TRANNY WANK DAMN JOHNNY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BONER PIECE OF SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DUMBASS CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NAZI REDNECK O CANADA HEIL HITLER! ORGASM ASS MONASTERIES SHIT GOD DAMMIT LIMEY DOG FUCKER CRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WILLY WONKA CONDOMS INJUN BUKKAKE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKFACE TITS & DICKS BASTARD PUSSYLICKER DAMN TITS CUNT WIGGER LET'S SHIT NIPPLES PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DILDO DAMN FUCK OFF BITCH WIENER ORGASM DAMN FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT DAMN FUCKWIT FENCE JUMPER BIG FOOT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DONKEY DICK LENS CRAFTERS FLAMEVIPER HELLFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO ASSHOLE SHITCUNTING HATE HATE HAT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT CRAPPER CRAP CHOAD KISSER DICKHEAD BITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCKSHITTER DELICIOUS CAKE ASS DICK TITS BALLS DILDO CRAPPY FUCKING GOD BLESS AMERICA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNTYMINTS WANK FLYING FUCK BUGGER WHORE FRAK MOCCASINS FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER HELL GRINGO MALL SANTA COCK DAMN PIGFUCKER VAGINA CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT RAT'S COCK BENCH PRESS FUCKTARD TITWANK BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE GOD DAMN PUSSY TIMBER NIGGER SHITFUCKER DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT SUNSHINE SHITFACE DIPSHIT ANAL DIABETES WIGGER BOLLOCKS TURD POWERSHIT FUDGEPACKER DICKLICK SHITBALLS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ARSE BATHING SUIT AREA INBRED SHITSLINGING CHUFF KIKE PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD BUKKAKE CUM RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK DUNE COON NAZI CHRISTHUMPER TITTYWANK BIRD SHIT FROG PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT SMEG HORSE PENIS DAMN PISSHOLE FUCK FUCKHEAD SHITBALLS SHITPISSER FELCHING FRIG DUMBASS BASTARD RUSKIE suck my mothers FUCKING BALLS POLAK WIKIPEDIA DIPSHIT COON PECKERHEAD WINDOWS VISTA LET'S SHIT FEMADOM PIG WANKER WANKSPLAT POLAK LAKE TITICACA BUGFUCK CUNT ARSEBADGERS DICK CHICKEN ASSRAMMER [Insert yet another person's name here] MOTHERFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKSTAIN FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT FUCKSTAIN COON BOLLOCKS JENKEM SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NAZI INBRED ASS ASS DIPSHIT RAGHEAD SUCK MY DICK SCUMBUCKET FUCK OFF KNOBJOCKEY BITCH VAGINA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK YOU INCEST FLYING FUCK TITTIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKLICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NIGGER DUMBASS INBRED NIGGER WANKSPLAT BENSON SUCKS CUM CHRISTHUMPER ASSHOLE HO SHIT PORCH MONKEY BITCH HELL RAGHEAD PIGFUCKER TWAT GOATSE BUTT-HOLE NIGNOG SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH SHITCOCK PECKERHEAD PUSSY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHIGGER MARY WHITEHOUSE GOBSHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JUNGLE BUNNY ASSCRACK BOON CUNT FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN DAMN WANK PUSSYLICKER HORSE SHIT SHIT SHITFACE DOG SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SOD OFF BASTARD FUCKSTAIN [EXPLETIVE] SHITCOCK SHITTY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICK CHICKEN PORCH MONKEY BALLS FLYING FUCK ASSBANDIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES DIPSHIT ORGASM FUCKWIT HIGH WAGES HUMAN RIGHTS PRICK DEVELOPERS! JERRY MOTHERFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ASS BITCH SCUMBAG GOD DAMN ASSHAT GANGBANG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS BUTT-HOLE BRITNEY ASSCRACK SHITHEAD TRANNY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NIPPLES BOLLOCKS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CHIGGER PUSSY WOODPECKERSHIT TWAT ALF CHUFF SOD OFF CUNTSWILLING DOG SHIT ASSFACE FEMADOM WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GREASER DAMN JIGGABOO BASTARD FELLATIO PUSSY PISS [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD WHITE PEOPLE CRACKER ASS FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER SLOPE RUSTY TROMBONE SACRAMENTO ABO DICKLICK BOLLOCKS TIMBER NIGGER BOOBS FUCK YOU ASSHAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING A WANK TITS CUM SHITTY BONER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH POLACK CUNTYMINTS DAMN JIGGABOO DICK TITS CLUSTERFUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD SCUMBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE JIGGABOO BRITNEY BONG ASSCRACK KAFFIR DICKWAD SPUNK CRACKER DICK CHICKEN HOLY DUMB FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK LET'S SHIT WIENER BIGNOSE HELL MALARKY INBRED CUNTRAG CUNT DIPSHIT SHITSKIN DOM DeLUISE GOD DAMMIT SHITSKIN DILDO FUCKBAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSWIPE PAKI POLACK SCROTUM MALL SANTA COCK HONKY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BITCH INBRED MONKEY'S UNCLE RAT'S COCK HORSE SHIT LIMEY DAGO DIPSHIT RAPE BUTTFUCKER BORDER HOPPER FUCK WIKIPEDIA FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HOCKEY BALL SACK FUCKTARD DOUCHEBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS OH SHI– JELLY BEANS RAT'S COCK CONDOMS BITCH DAMMIT RAGHEAD GRAPE PENIS CHIGGER SHIT POTTYMOUTH FUCK BUTTFUCKER ALEX TREBEK DILDO DEVELOPERS! DAMMIT BULLSHIT ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE RAT'S COCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DIPSHIT and with the LET'S SHIT and his DAMN of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about REDSKIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See I WILL END YOU! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SPANK THE MONKEY