Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GANGBANG'FUCKING'SHITBALLS'AUTOFELLATIO'ASS'MASTURBATION'GANGBANG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HUEY P. NEWTON neurochemical FUCK disorder MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ARSE, sudden HOSER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNNILINGUS or CONDOMS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly YOU WANKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITCUNTING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN IT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially ASSCRACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKER television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

DOG FUCKER Tourette's is PENIS ON A BUN not to be FUCKFACE confused with FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MALARKY random CHING CHONG CHINK disorientation, culturally-CUNTRAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FRENCH TICKLER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKER language, FIRECROTCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELL FROG'S FAT ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POO POO BLOWJOB souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES HO garbage.

Darnit.

A CHICKEN SHIT Polite Note to the SHITBALLS Author:

The I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Tourette's QUEEF Research Institute was JERRY founded to PEDOPHILIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DIPSHIT article SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACKASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BLOWJOB.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BANGKOK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUGFUCK Tourrette's sufferers FUCKWIT swear. You can CAMEL FUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! TV, for always focusing on the DIPSHIT bad side of a terrible MALARKY thing.
• The main FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DYKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIGGER knee WIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICK CHICKEN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHAV school for SUCK A BIG DICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TOURETTE'S IS FUN sufferers to become FUCKBAG manically depressed and THONG TASTER commit COCK suicide.
• There is no SNUFF PORN cure, and the BEANER drugs that are available to, "calm" the BELLEND tics often have adverse TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire KNOBJOCKEY body to go CHINK numb and JOHNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FIRECROTCH it is without the CRACKER drug.

I am an active member of a JOHNNY tourette syndrome JESUS FUCKING CHRIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DELICIOUS CAKE the PUSSY public view of Tourettes as a "CLUSTERFUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BALL SACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK sorry for FELCHMONKEY "hi-jacking" your FUCKING BASEBALL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLIT this that really HO annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN, and making fun of a BOLLOCKS horrible disorder is (not) ASSFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DONKEY PUNCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. FUCKING A Regards to Andrew FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The CUM bastard who wrote this article. You can SCUMBAG punch him if you DICKHEAD want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my DILDO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ARSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TWISTY VAGINA and MOTHERFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUGFUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WALRUS SHIT BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BULLSHIT HORSE! ARSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ARSE'S HOUSE

How OH SHI– to SOD cure FUCKWIT the ASS Tourette's FRITZ Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMMIT for PRICK Tourette's IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Syndrome FUCKSTAIN is LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! following SONNY BILL WILLIAMS these CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE rules TWAT in MOZILLA FIREFOX order:

• 1: Avoid WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? immature O CANADA little ASSHOLE kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within JIZZ 10 GENITALIAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT BULLSHIT DOODIE HEAD nor LOLCAT talk,
• 4: Tell P'KANG yourself you SUITCASE PENIS don't ASS have CUNTBUCKET this CLEMEN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHAV FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ARSE last straw GIVING HEAD!

I fucking put DELICIOUS CAKE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAT'S COCK the TOP OF CRAPFUCKER THIS JACK ABRAMOFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be VENEREAL DISEASE offensive. FELLATIO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SOD OFF people who try FUCK YOU to battle COCKSMOKER'ASSFACE that tight-ass BOOBS 17-year-CUNNILINGUS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said CHINK' DIRTY SANCHEZ SAND NIGGER'ASSRAMMER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKTARD is a laughing COCKSMOKER matter. Plus there SHUT UP, MEG! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are COCK articles ON CRACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK OFF stuff. So FUCKSTAIN that means FUCKING A stop getting mad at the REDNECK first part too and DICKLICK talking about the BUGGER letter that it's WALRUS SHIT mocking (what ABO letter? I don't even know what YOUR MOM the heck you're talking about). Adrian JIGGABOO hi self BITCH even made a really SUCK MY COCK good point. "It's ASSWIPE nothing more CHING CHONG CHINK from a head nod to a PENIS ON A BUN knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add POLESMOKER onto GOD DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that SHITBALLS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BASTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FELLATIO be, because if I were a HADJI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DIPSHIT hilarious. If you CAPTAIN CRUNCH Want facts, go on BLUMPKIN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKSTAIN be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking YOU WANKER article anyway.

COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAT'S COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SPIC DOUCHE NAZI SEMEN TITWANK MASTURBATION DIRTY SANCHEZ CRAP ON A STICK

I'LL RAPE YOU CUNNILINGUS TITS & DICKS DICK CHICKEN DAMMIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOD DAMMIT DAMN FUCKHEAD D'OH GOD DAMMIT ANAL INBRED ORGASM FUCK OFF PAGE BLANKING BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER ASSHOLE BEAVER SHITFUCKER JOHNNY WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUTTFUCKER BLUMPKIN CHENEY RAT'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER SHITFUCKER CHOAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING FELLATIO TWAT SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUGARTITS MOCCASINS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOLLOCKS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN DILDO BUGFUCK INBRED DAMN FUCKING MASTURBATION SHAKOPEE CANNED QUOTE DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN IT ASS MARCH OF FLAMES NECROPHILIA WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER INJUN JIZZ DOUCHETITS FUCKING A BOOBS JACK OFF PISS CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN FELLATIO POMMIE PENIS FAG WOP BATMAN & ROBIN [EXPLETIVE] NI FUCKTARD SHITFACE ANAL SHITSLINGING BUNG-HOLE TOWELHEAD SHIT DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT NIGGER FUCK YOU WANK TUBA DAMN SHITFACE FUCK SHITFUCKER DICK IN A BOX GRINGO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CROTCH CUNT LET'S SHIT DUNE COON FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD CHINK COCKSTUFFER I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKFACE INCEST POMMIE OH SHI– CLIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TITTIES SHITHEAD MOCCASINS FRAK CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE MALARKY BANGKOK BLOWJOB BUGGER OFF ARSE PISS ARTIST PAGE BLANKING PECKERHEAD GENITALIA BULLSHIT I WILL KILL YOU! HELL REDSKIN NEGRO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK SHIT BELLEND SUCK MY DICK CARPET MUNCHER ABO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT GRIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PEDOPHILIA SHIT FRIG YOU WANKER GOOK GOD DAMMIT WOP SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCK SUCK A BIG DICK BUTTFUCKER JERK OFF FELLATIO JACKASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITSLINGING TITS PISS OFF ASSBANDIT WANK HADJI SHIT LIKE A HORSE BITCH ASS LICKER DOG SHIT SHITFUCKER TOSSER ASS LICKER DICKHEAD FUCKING CRAPFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER ASSRAMMER PRICK SHITSLINGING TAMPON IN MY ASS JUNGLE BUNNY OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE WANKER SHITE CUNTBUCKET GIVING HEAD ASS JACKASS FAGGOT BUTTFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITCUNTING BULLCRAP GRIS SHITE CHING CHONG CHINK GREASER CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS QUEEF TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DOUCHETITS BLUMPKIN FUCK YOU TWISTY VAGINA DAMN IT COCKSMOKER BITCH BITCH CHOAD FUCKTARD MASTICATION FOR THE NATION BEAVER FUCKER GOOK DUNE COON SLOPE BEANER HORSE PENIS WANK FUCKING A RUSKIE ASS I WILL KILL YOU! TAFFY FUCK HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FOREIGN CURRENCY BEAVER BUGGER OFF CARPET MUNCHER PISSHOLE BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU PRICK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF PRICK RECTUM RAIDER WANKER DOUCHE SEX SEMPRINI SPICY CUNT FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HOT GRITS TWO-INCH PENIS CARPET MUNCHER DUNE COON FALSE BENSON BOOBS CROTCH FELCHING ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH WHORE ASSHAT SHITSLINGING SHITTY NAZI KNOBJOCKEY CHENEY COCK WALRUS SHIT FUCK NUGGET BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER FUCK YOU DAMMIT P'KANG SAND NIGGER HELL SOD JOHNNY RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER SHITSKIN TITWANK GIVING HEAD CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKLICK FUCKING A GREASER WALRUS SHIT SHITFACE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAGO WIKIPEDIA FUCKWIT FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK PEEPEE CAMEL JOCKEY ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK SHITCOCK NIGGER HELL FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CLEVELAND STEAMER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLAK BUTTFUCKER DILDO FUCKWIT HITLER BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT FUCK MONKEY SHIT INBRED MICK CHIGGER SHITE BITCH FUCKTARD CARPET MUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK GOBSHITE PECKERHEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE CHOAD KISSER WANK FUCKSTAIN CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER CHOAD TACO FELLATIO JAP HITLER BUTTFUCKER JAP FUCKHEAD BONER HELL SUCK A BIG DICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD CUM MALARKY SHITTY SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER WIGGER SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU JACK OFF DOUCHEBAG MALARKY DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY SHIT SHITTY FUCKFACE ARSE BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKSTAIN BASTARD ASSCRACK SAND NIGGER FUCK ASS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASS WIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITE SHIT PISSHOLE CLIT FUCK GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT JAP MONKEY BALLS JERK OFF DYKE WIKIPEDIA BOOBIES SHITSLINGING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS LICKER CUNT BONER TIT SPRINKLES FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT HONKY SPRINKLES COCKSUCKER FRENCH TICKLER PICKANINNY BULLSHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BOOBS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! JIGGABOO HELL 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT SAGGY TITS REDSKIN JERRY MOCKIE PRICK YID GOD DAMMIT BLISTERING BARNACLES DOM DeLUISE BULLSHIT BOOBS PISS ARTIST SHITPISSER EUROIPODS YOU WANKER SAND NIGGER BALL SACK ANAL ARSEBADGERS JACKASS PENISBIRD CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS HADJI GRINGO CRAP BUKKAKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JACK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHRISTHUMPER WOP DOT HEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK SHIT NIGGER FELCHMONKEY PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUMBASS VAGINA PISS ARTIST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BAD MOTHERFUCKER INBRED FRITZ JAP FUCKTARD ASS KIDDY FIDDLER DUMBASS ASS CAMEL JOCKEY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BELLEND COLGATE VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK WIGGER WINDOWS VISTA WINDOWS VISTA PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE CHIGGER ASSHAT TWAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CRACKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DUMBASS BITCH DAMN FRITZ CUNT NIGGER TITS VAGINA YOU WANKER TIMBER NIGGER DILDO ASSWIPE RAGHEAD PISS [expletive deleted] PISSHOLE JERK OFF SEMEN FUCKTARD SUCK A BIG DICK KIKE DAMN IT BLOWJOB ARSEBADGERS MOCCASINS DICKHEAD MALARKY SOD OFF HITLER POLESMOKER DICKHEAD JENKEM MASTURBATION ASS JESSE McCARTNEY SHITSLINGING DILDO PUSSY SUGARTITS POOPY SON OF A BITCH ARSE SHITFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TITS GOD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT RAPE SUGARTITS TIT SPRINKLES DAMN PORCH MONKEY WARNER MUSIC GROUP ORGASM NAZI BITCH DAGO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUM SHITE DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY DICK IN A BOX I'LL RAPE YOU ASS CAMEL FUCKER YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS EPIDIDYMIS FUCKSTAIN GRAPE PENIS PEDOPHILIA CHICKEN SHIT PEARL NECKLACE AUTOFELLATIO POMMIE YOU WANKER TAMPONS FUCK OFF SHITHEAD MILF SHITE MARGARET THATCHER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS COCKSHITTER TITTIES DOT HEAD HELL FUCKING JUMP! 666 30 CASES OF PICKLES FRENCH TICKLER MOCCASINS SCROTUM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAPE I WILL END YOU! SHITSKIN FUCKHEAD FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY NEGRO PISSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUGFUCK CHOAD KISSER NEGRO FROG COCK VILLAGE DUMP FUCKHEAD CUNT LAPPER CHUFF HELL RAT'S COCK PIG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSHAT BUKKAKE SHITE DICKFACE ANUSCAKE SCUMBAG SCUMBAG DOG SHIT ASSFACE POTTYMOUTH BATHING SUIT AREA JUSTIN BIEBER MASTURBATION DIRTY SANCHEZ DYKE FUCKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER BIGNOSE BLUMPKIN INJUN SHITBALLS BULLSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK RUSTY TROMBONE SHITCUNTING GREASER WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER PISSHOLE NIGNOG FUCK CHOAD PISS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKWIT CHING CHONG CHINK HELL FUCK YOU YUKY DOODY ASSHOLE FUCKTARD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HORSE SHIT BASTARD FUCKFACE QUEEF SHITHEAD SEX SAND NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHRISTHUMPER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLESMOKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUTTFUCKER NIGGER TITS SCUMBAG SON OF A BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT DICKLICK BASTARD ASS CUNNILINGUS SHITE TENTACLE RAPE SEX FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKWIT TITWANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BASTARD DYKE BLUMPKIN FLYING FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSWIPE JACKASS YUKY DOODY SHITTY JUSTIN BIEBER ASS ASS CAMEL JOCKEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SON OF A BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELCHING MACACA SUCK MY DICK PRICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK OFF DAMN SHITCUNTING SHAKOPEE ASS SEX VAGINA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHAT ASSHAT BLISTERING BARNACLES COON MONKEY SHIT BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST DOG FUCKER BUTTFUCKER MICK GIVING HEAD DELICIOUS CAKE NIGGER DAMN MALARKY PISS OFF TITTYWANK BONER CONDOMS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FRIG DAGO BOB SAGET HONKY ASS HELL SHITSKIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNNILINGUS RUSTY TROMBONE JUNGLE BUNNY BULLSHIT SEX INJUN SHIT FELCHING CROTCH CHIGGER CHIGGER COCKSTUFFER VENEREAL DISEASE NIGNOG POWERSHIT DYKE COCKSHITTER TITS & DICKS ASS D'OH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSHAT BUGFUCK PIGFUCKER NIGGER JAP TIT DIRT POMMIE ASSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY QUEEF FUCK OFF SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK SOD FUCKING A FROG'S FAT ASS BUTTFUCKER WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS POOPY DILDO BITCH THONG TASTER RECTUM RAIDER WIGGER SHITTY DAGO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTYWANK SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH DOG FUCKER SHITTY OSTRICH MY ASS HELL SCUMBAG FUCKBAG BEAVER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT CRAPPER HOLY DUMB FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS TITS & DICKS MR WINKLER IS GAY SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT MOCCASINS NIPPLES CHENEY BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUM SHIT CANNED QUOTE KRAUT MOCKIE FRITZ FUCKING JUMP! BUGGER OFF FUCKBAG ART METAL PRODUCTS CHAV FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM WOMEN'S RIGHTS I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF SHITHEAD FUCKWIT BELLEND TITWANK ASSFACE HONKY 666 ASS FASCIST GO HOME AND DIE INBRED HO FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST JESSE McCARTNEY YOU WANKER FUCKING A VAGINA MONKEY'S UNCLE DOG SHIT GANGBANG COON TWAT FUCKING A SHIT ARSEBADGERS JERK OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOG FUCKER BUGGER OFF CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITFACE ORGASM TITS & DICKS PEARL NECKLACE CUNT LAPPER BOOBS MOCKIE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE SHITPISSER SHITFACE BORDER HOPPER DONGSHOVER FUCK YOU INBRED BIRD IN THE HOUSE DIPSHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITE HORSE PENIS DILDO FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT RAPE CHIGGER ASSCRACK YID JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PIECE OF SHIT WOP BUTTFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! 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FUCK RAT'S COCK GOBSHITE HORSE SHIT SHITE DOT HEAD CRAPPY DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD CHIGGER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WILLY WONKA CUNT FUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITE SAND NIGGER WIENER FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TAMPON IN MY ASS INCEST TWISTY VAGINA CRAPMUNCHER BUTT-HOLE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICKHEAD POOPOO CUNTSWILLING BORDER HOPPER ASS RICK MORANIS BONER SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CONDOMS CUNT CRAPPER SPICY CUNT FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE NAZI CUNT FUCK FELLATIO DAMN IT SWIMMING POOL TAFFY PISS ARTIST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKFACE OH SHI– MOTHERFUCKER BELGIUM ABO NEGRO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I AM CORNHOLIO! O CANADA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITCOCK ASS DOT HEAD BASTARD KRAUT CUNT COCK MOCKIE NIGGER COCKSHITTER FUCK ASSHOLE BALL SACK JACKASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FAGGOT FUCKBAG GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN HENTAI ASSWIPE ASSHAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GIVING HEAD HOT GRITS ASSBANDIT P'KANG HELLFIRE HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN EAT MY SHIT! BALL SACK BIRD SHIT ASS VAGINA TOWELHEAD FRIG SHITTY KRAUT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITTY CRAPPY JACK ABRAMOFF ORGASM CUNTBUCKET BOOBIES PISS ARTIST TIMBER NIGGER MALL SANTA WHITE PEOPLE CRAP BUGGER SHITE GREASER ASS LICKER TIT DIRT DAMN FRENCH TICKLER SHITFACE SLOPE DICKHEAD BONG BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SCROTUM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING BUGGER OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS CARPET MUNCHER SHIT WANK DONKEY DICK DAMN GRASS MUD HORSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HELL BANGKOK BLUE PENIS! BASTARD SPUNK BULLSHIT CUNT CLEMEN FUCKFUCKFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SPIC REBECCA BLACK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DONKEY DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE TWAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITHEAD TIMBER NIGGER SHITFACE BUTT PIRATE BUTT-HOLE SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I WILL END YOU! DICKLICK DARTH VADER GOATSE SHIT FUCK OFF PIXIES ASS SCROTUM WOP Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BASTARD and with the VAGINA and his TWAT of girraffes in which SEMEN while reading about DILDO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSCRACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DELICIOUS CAKE