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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITSKIN neurochemical FUCK disorder TURD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK NUGGET, sudden SAND NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or WEHATEMARIO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SCROTUM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHICKEN FRIES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BIRD IN THE HOUSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLUSTERFUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERRY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SON OF A BITCH [expletive deleted] words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUKKAKE utterFUCKance of socially ASSHAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FROG'S FAT ASS television programs to address CUNT LAPPER Tourette's syndrome.

BALL SACK Tourette's is FRIG not to be ABO confused with GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TWISTY VAGINA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOLLOCKS random BEANER disorientation, culturally-O KURWA!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BALL SACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS language, PUNANI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DIPSHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive RAPE quantities FELCHING of ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A KIKE Polite Note to the GANGBANG Author:

The BEAVER Tourette's SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE Research Institute was POTTYMOUTH founded to [EXPLETIVE].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACK ABRAMOFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELLFUCKER article BATHING SUIT AREA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POMMIE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LENS CRAFTERS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FROG'S FAT ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BRITNEY Tourrette's sufferers [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] swear. You can CHOAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKBAG TV, for always focusing on the SAGGY TITS bad side of a terrible FUCKING A thing.
  • The main FLAMING ASS BADGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are 666 involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TOSSER knee CLIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HAIL SATAN! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKLICK school for JACKASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage YID sufferers to become MOZILLA FIREFOX manically depressed and BULLSHIT commit FUCKING A suicide.
  • There is no TONY LA RUSSA cure, and the COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the JESSE McCARTNEY tics often have adverse MARGARET THATCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIENER perodol" which caused my entire TACO body to go HELLFUCKER numb and GREASER basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOAD it is without the FEMADOM drug.

I am an active member of a BIRD SHIT tourette syndrome PUSSY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOG SHIT the INCEST public view of Tourettes as a "DICKLICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PEEPEE sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your NIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES this that really AUTOFELLATIO annoys me. I am working towards a OSTRICH MY ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CONDOMS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK horrible disorder is (not) TWO-INCH PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TURD time.

Best MARGARET THATCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. MAMA MIA Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK YOU punch him if you DICKWAD want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHICKEN SHIT saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my WIKIPEDIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK NUGGET Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOCCASINS and BUTT PIRATE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ARSE BAND WITH 4 FUCKBAG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HADJI HORSE! FUCK NUGGET IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK NUGGET'S HOUSE

How BAD MOTHERFUCKER to BULLSHIT cure lowercase the SHITE Tourette's RAT'S ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTT-HOLE for RUSKIE Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome FUCK is ASSWIPE following ART METAL PRODUCTS these DAMN IT rules TITS in PISS OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid COCKSUCKER immature ASS LICKER little ASSWIPE kids,
  • 2: Count to DICKFACE within FUCKSTAIN 10 TITTIESseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SNUFF PORN BUDDHIST MONK nor JUSTIN BIEBER talk,
  • 4: Tell ASS yourself you RECTUM RAIDER don't REDNECK have INBRED this FAGGOT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WITH NASTY DRAMA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JERK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK NUGGET last straw HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE TIMBER NIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKER the TOP OF JACK OFF THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BITCH offensive. FAGGOT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKFACE people who try PISS ARTIST to battle MASTURBATION'FUCKING JUMP! that tight-ass PEDOPHILIA 17-year-DAGO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MILF it now, but someone said PIG' CHICKEN SHIT ASS LICKER'SOD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKSTAIN is a laughing TURD matter. Plus there GOD DAMMIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAGHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are SHUT UP, MEG! articles BOOBS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN stuff. So 30 CASES OF PICKLES that means WINDOWS VISTA stop getting mad at the PISS first part too and ARSE talking about the TAFFY letter that it's PENISPENISPENIS!!! mocking (what FUCK A DUCK letter? I don't even know what MOCKIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian BELGIUM hi self BATHING SUIT AREA even made a really MOZILLA FIREFOX good point. "It's QUEEF nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a FROG knee tick". SHITFUCKER. Which I'll add DAMNATION onto HELL saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JUNGLE BUNNY suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MOTHERFUCKER be, because if I were a GOBSHITE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITBALLS hilarious. If you RAT'S ASS Want facts, go on WALRUS SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read BEANER the freaking HELL article anyway.

INBRED ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS DICK TITS JUNGLE BUNNY PECKERHEAD NIGGER TITS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFACE NIPPLES

FRITZ DONKEY DICK SAND NIGGER DOG FUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BLUMPKIN NEGRO SHITSLINGING ASSHAT FUCKBAG FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT RICK MORANIS RAT'S ASS SEX SHITFACE CHING CHONG CHINK WALRUS SHIT DAMN DOUCHEBAG JACKASS ARSEBADGERS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COCK SACRAMENTO COMMUNIST DILDO CUNNILINGUS ASS [expletive deleted] MONKEY SHIT HOT GRITS FAG JAP ASS P'KANG SHITTY BIRD SHIT INJUN KAFFIR BUTT-HOLE PIECE OF SHIT ASSRAMMER RAPE CRAP FUCKBAG FUCKER NI DIPSHIT CUNTSWILLING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MAMA MIA GENITALIA TITS BUGFUCK JOHNNY ASS I WILL END YOU! JERRY FUCK POLACK BASTARD SHIT PENIS ON A STICK AY-AY-AY DAGO FUDGEPACKER NICARAGUA TITTYWANK DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP EXTRA LONG PENIS HELL KNOBJOCKEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING JUMP! SHITSKIN BULLCRAP JACKASS ALEX TREBEK FUDGEPACKER CUNTSWILLING BUGGER OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD ASS SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER FUCKTARD WANKER SHITHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK WHORE FUCK MOCKIE COCK CHOAD KISSER JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT CHINK BUDDHISM FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BULLSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BULLSHIT GOD DAMN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF CRAPPY CHOAD KISSER TRANNY SHAKOPEE TUBA SHITFACE DUMBASS NIPPLES DOUCHEBAG POLACK CRAPMUNCHER MONKEY BALLS ASS ASS PENISFUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FEWMETS TITS BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH SHITCOCK SHITFACE ARSE ASSCRACK WANK HELL WIKIPEDIA PENIS ON A BUN VAGINA BATMAN & ROBIN SHITPISSER DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKSMOKER POMMIE WANK TITTYWANK BONER CAMEL JOCKEY THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES GOD DAMMIT ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TWAT GOD DAMMIT DAMN BALL SACK ASSRAMMER FLYING FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD YOU WANKER PUSSYLICKER SHITSKIN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TOTAL FEMADOM ASS FUCKTARD DICKFACE DIPSHIT HONKY BITCH TRANNY ALEX TREBEK WIENER INBRED INBRED LAKE TITICACA JOHN SMILEY FACE SCROTUM BUGGER DIPSHIT ARSEBADGERS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BASTARD YID WANKSPLAT JACK OFF CUNTSWILLING AUTOFELLATIO JESSE McCARTNEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANKER BUGFUCK FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN BEAVER ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING HELL VAGINA BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT DAMN IT THONG TASTER CRAP DICK CHICKEN CUNT PIGFUCKER FRAK BORDER HOPPER DAMMIT FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE INDIA HAS NUKES GENITALIA CUM ASSWIPE VAGINA FELCHING I RAPE WALRUSES! CONDOMS TURD MOTHERFUCKER BASKETBALL FAG FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT COON PUSSYLICKER FUCKWIT BLUMPKIN AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT NORTH KOREA ASSBANDIT REDSKIN WIGGER CHOAD FUCKHEAD GOOK HORSE SHIT ANUSCAKE SHITE DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GOATSE TITMOUSE JUNGLE BUNNY CUNTRAG RAPE HUMAN RIGHTS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SUCK MY DICK GARBAGE DAY! PISS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NORTH KOREA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSKIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOOK ART METAL PRODUCTS COCKGOBLIN CUNTING ASSCRACK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSCRACK FIST FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSRAPING SOD OFF EDITABLE DYK WANK WHORE SEX SHIT PISSHOLE ASSCRACK EMO PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER NIGNOG PUSSY SUITCASE PENIS DAMN SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING FUCK SHITFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIKIPEDIA JAP GRINGO ADMINS ARE GAY SHUT UP, MEG! PISSHOLE WIENER DAMN IT BAD MOTHERFUCKER STUDENT MOVEMENT CUNTSWILLING PORCUPINE'S BALLS SON OF A BITCH PUSSY BOOBS MOZILLA FIREFOX MOLDY TITS SON OF A BITCH GOATSE DAGO P'KANG ARSEBADGERS MALARKY LAKE TITICACA GO HOME AND DIE PORCH MONKEY DAMN SPIC FUCK A DUCK [expletive deleted] SHITSLIDE TWISTY VAGINA BLISTERING BARNACLES BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY RAGHEAD DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD CUNTBUCKET ASSCRACK MALL SANTA RAPE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKER PENISBIRD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JIGGABOO BULLSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSHAT JOHN SMILEY FACE EPIDIDYMIS FUCKSTAIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSWIPE DICKFACE DICK FUCK YOU POOPY BONER YUKY DOODY HOSER FROG'S FAT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE DOT HEAD BULLSHIT SEX DAMMIT HORSE SHIT CHUFF BITCH DAMN IT TITTIES DIRTY SANCHEZ PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOCKIE BASTARD RAT'S ASS KAFFIR AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM YOU WANKER PISS OFF BLESSED DAMN SAINT COCKSUCKER ARSE BEAVER JACKASS CUNTBUCKET WOP BUDDHISM MONKEY'S UNCLE SUCK MY DICK PENIS SLOPE I'LL RAPE YOU PEARL NECKLACE BITCH ASS ANAL POLACK [EXPLETIVE] YOU WANKER BONER ASS PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CHING CHONG CHINK BULLSHIT DOUCHEBAG FLYING FUCK NECROPHILIA GIVING HEAD BENCH PRESS REDNECK DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH COCKGOBLIN OH SHI– MOCCASINS SHITSLINGING FUCK HORSE SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMMIT DAMNATION ASSHAT WALRUS SHIT BIRD SHIT WALRUS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FENCE JUMPER FELLATIO CUM HORSE SHIT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SHITBALLS JIGGABOO DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA FUCKWIT BASTARD WANK FUCK ASSCRACK OH SHI– BITCH BOLLOCKS FUCK A DUCK BUNG-HOLE RUSTY TROMBONE KAFFIR WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! YID ASSBANDIT SHUT UP, MEG! CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS CLEVELAND STEAMER ABO FUCKBAG ASSHOLE BALL SACK FLYING FUCK PRICK SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! GOOK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! AUTOFELLATIO CHUFF DUMBASS PUSSY CUNNILINGUS SHITCUNTING DAMN DOODIE HEAD DOODIE HEAD DOT HEAD PEEPEE MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER MICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TENTACLE RAPE BASTARD BUTT PIRATE PISS MICK CUNT GIVING HEAD CUNTSWILLING DONGSHOVER DAGO FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER MILF BORDER HOPPER DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH POTTYMOUTH CUNNILINGUS NI FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS PEDOPHILIA BOOBS REDSKIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PENIS ON A STICK NIGGER TITS & DICKS PENISPENISPENIS!!! RUSTY TROMBONE CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TWAT INBRED TITWANK COCK BELLEND BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER NAZI PUSSYLICKER SHITPISSER CUNT SHITCUNTING TITS & DICKS AUTOFELLATIO MOCCASINS CRAPMUNCHER FRENCH TICKLER BUTTFUCKER FUCK A DUCK BOOBS GOD DAMMIT PENIS SHITE BITCH DOUCHING ANAL KAFFIR HELL DAMN YOU WANKER GYPSY SHITFACE WIGGER DONKEY DICK CROTCH SHITE DAMN FUCKWIT SOD CROTCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOD DAMMIT BEANER BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE SHITFACE POLACK NORTH KOREA CROTCH FUCKBAG HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPUNK FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS BUTT-HEAD CUNNILINGUS FAGGOT POOPOO FUCKER SCROTUM PUNANI BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD SHITHEAD WANK TACO SHITHEAD FRENCH TICKLER WANK DOUCHEBAG GOBSHITE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HOT GRITS WANKSPLAT GOBSHITE BOYCOTT VIACOM! REDNECK SEMEN ASSHAT SHITFACE ASSHAT TITTIES DUMBASS ASSHAT SCUMBAG PEEPEE BULLCRAP ASS [expletive deleted] WIENER CRAPFUCKER BLOWJOB PIGFUCKER CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER HELL DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK FUCKWIT CHIGGER ASSWIPE MICK NIGNOG SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FUCK OFF SPANK THE MONKEY CLEMEN HELL PECKERHEAD SHITSLIDE GOOK GANGBANG SHITFACE PRICK MR WINKLER IS GAY MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS SHIT BALLS BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER CUM WANKSPLAT FRITZ ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS ORGASM INBRED SEMEN DARTH VADER FUCKING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICKFACE JIGGABOO CROTCH BOON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TUBA YID CUNNILINGUS BEAVER CUNTSWILLING SEX FUCKWIT WIGGER SHITFUCKER TITS PECKERHEAD FUCK COCKSHITTER TWISTY VAGINA MOZILLA FIREFOX WETBACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHAT ARSE FLYING FUCK SHITFACE [expletive deleted] JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMNATION FLYING FUCK ASSFACE ASSWIPE JESSE McCARTNEY CHIGGER TURD BUGFUCK GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK DIPSHIT DOUCHE TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WANK CUM RAT'S COCK SHIT SUGARTITS HELLFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES AUTOFELLATIO FU SPANG D'OH HEIL HITLER! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CHICKEN FRIES TIMBER NIGGER GENITALIA BONER DAMNED TABERNACLE CHENEY SAND NIGGER SHIT TENTACLE RAPE THONG TASTER BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS PAKI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JENKEM PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIRD IN THE HOUSE FELCHMONKEY FUCK SHITHEAD POLAK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BITCH CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WANK FRAK MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] GOBSHITE ASSHOLE WIENER ANAL DIABETES JACKASS MALL SANTA CRAPPY SHITE CUNTRAG TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TAMPONS SEMEN SHITFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK OFF KIKE COCKSTUFFER NIPPLES TWAT DICK TITS TURD JERK OFF FUCK DICKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SCUMBAG FUCK YOU SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES MILF SHITE TOWELHEAD WANKER PECKERHEAD FELLATIO DUMBASS ANAL BITCH WOP DICKHEAD DAMN BUGGER OFF PIECE OF SHIT BITCH BIRD SHIT DAMN CRAPFUCKER POOPOO FUCKING A CHRIS CHAN HELL SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER SHITSKIN FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN INCEST WIENER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! EPIDIDYMIS DAMMIT FUCKING A FUCKING JUMP! MACACA TURD BASTARD BUKKAKE BELGIUM CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE SHIT WALRUS SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKLICK SHITTY ASSHAT PISS OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOLLOCKS BASTARD KIKE ART METAL PRODUCTS ARSE ANUSCAKE BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT DICKWAD FUCKING A HELL CUNT CHIGGER SHIT GENITALIA SHITE TITTIES DOM DeLUISE PUSSY REDNECK SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF COCKGOBLIN SPUNK WANKSPLAT BUGGER OFF BUKKAKE BIRD SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WOP FLAMING ASS BADGER BULLSHIT RAGHEAD TITWANK SHIT BOON WILLY WONKA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POOPOO FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE WALRUS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER RAT'S ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING BLUE PENIS! DAMN HITLER BIRD SHIT FUCKING A DOG SHIT PISS TAMPONS ANAL DIABETES DAMMIT JIZZ LET'S SHIT POLAK POLACK BASTARD PUNANI BULLSHIT FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITSLINGING PENISBIRD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT TITTIES GOD DAMN SHIT DICK SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING WOP CUNT COCK PECKERHEAD DICKFACE ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOLY DUMB FUCK HUMAN RIGHTS TWO-INCH PENIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PUSSY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WETBACK BOOBS RAT'S ASS SHITE PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER HELL SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE PEEPEE AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COMMUNIST DILDO GOBSHITE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSFACE [Insert swear here] CUNT WIENER FUCKING A TITMOUSE SHIT ASSWIPE PISS OFF GIVING HEAD SHITBALLS MARGARET THATCHER BEAVER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMMIT NEOPETS SHITE FOUR-EYES KNOBJOCKEY LICK PUSSY FUCKER SCROTUM GOBSHITE I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK ANUSCAKE BLUMPKIN BITCH SAND NIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FAGGOT SHITHEAD SHITHEAD BUGFUCK FELCHING HONKY CAPTAIN CRUNCH EPIDIDYMIS GOD DAMMIT CRAPFUCKER PENISFUCK CUNT GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITSLINGING [EXPLETIVE] YOU WANKER FUCK BELGIUM HOT GRITS COCKSUCKER ASS DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMMIT RAPE DUMBASS CUM DICKHEAD PISSHOLE NEOPETS DIRTY SANCHEZ SEX FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FASHION BUG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SNUFF PORN FUCK FELCHING SUCK MY COCK ORGASM LOLCAT SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER DONKEY DICK FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS FUCKING BASEBALL CHAV WANK FUCK NUGGET FENCE JUMPER DISSIDENTS STEVE BALLMER SHITSLIDE TENTACLE RAPE GO HOME AND DIE HELL TITMOUSE DAMN IT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS OH SHI– MOTHERFUCKER WHORE DONKEY DICK BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING A WANK DAMMIT DICK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HELL SPIC IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOOBIES ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUTT PIRATE DICK TITS BOOBS RAT'S ASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PUSSY DAMMIT INBRED FRITZ CLUSTERFUCK GANGBANG FLYING FUCK COON DICKFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ARSE BLOWJOB FUCK FUCKING MASTURBATION CHOAD DUMBASS FUCK CUNTRAG SACRAMENTO NIGGER WANK SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER CUNT CRAPPER DOG SHIT TITS & DICKS VAGINA BUGGER SHITCUNTING TITTIES YOGHURT CANNON HOSER NIGGER TITS NIGNOG HO WIKIPEDIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISSHOLE YOU WANKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSLINGING 666 [expletive deleted] CRAPMUNCHER DOG SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKWAD FUCK COCKSHITTER HOMO HELL BULLSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FEMADOM DICKFACE ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MOCCASINS PUSSYLICKER NIGNOG DAMMIT WANK GANGBANG GRINGO SEX HONKY COON GOD DAMMIT SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT MARGARET THATCHER PIG SHITSKIN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKFACE and with the POO POO BLOWJOB and his HO of girraffes in which PIECE OF SHIT while reading about BELLEND!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT also

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