Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITTY'WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?'ASSRAPING'CUNNILINGUS'TENTACLE RAPE'JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WILLY WONKA look at the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? talk page of this FUCKER article for notes or discussion before FAGGOT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or VAGINA neurochemical FUCK disorder GOOK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden COCKSMOKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or POMMIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FRENCH TICKLER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DUMBASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PAKI STEVE BALLMER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially ARSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BULLSHIT television programs to address FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's syndrome.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette's is PRICK not to be HELLFIRE confused with RAT'S ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random WOODPECKERSHIT disorientation, culturally-WIENER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BLUE PENIS! language, ASS LICKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CRAPMUNCHER FRIG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky OSTRICH MY ASS souvenir shoppes and massive [EXPLETIVE] quantities PISS OFF of ANAL DIABETES BIGNOSE garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKER Polite Note to the POMMIE Author:

The ARSE Tourette's BALLS Research Institute was SAND NIGGER founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MONKEY SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING A article FASHION BUG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and suck my mothers I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOG SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WIENER Tourrette's sufferers PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE swear. You can CUNT LAPPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TV, for always focusing on the SHITFACE bad side of a terrible JUSTIN BIEBER thing.
• The main FUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'KRAUT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNNILINGUS knee DOUCHEBAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOUCHE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSFACE school for TITWANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACKASS SHIT sufferers to become PISS OFF manically depressed and SHAKOPEE commit WIENER suicide.
• There is no CROTCH cure, and the RAT'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the TOTAL tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHAT perodol" which caused my entire ANAL body to go PIG numb and CHING CHONG CHINK basically made it NIGGA! worse than PRICK it is without the PISS OFF drug.

I am an active member of a TWAT tourette syndrome FENCE JUMPER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FLYING FUCK the FAGGOT public view of Tourettes as a "GOAT DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SCUMBAG sorry for pen0r "hi-jacking" your DICK TITS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KRAUT this that really FUCKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a DILDO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SUCK MY DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHE NAZI, and making fun of a FUCKTARD horrible disorder is (not) TITMOUSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHRISTHUMPER time.

Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FROG'S FAT ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. SHITCUNTING Regards to Andrew NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can TACO punch him if you PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BAT FUCK INSANE saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my NIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOT HEAD and BOB SAGET playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISSHOLE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HORSE SHIT BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A YOU WANKER HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How GREASER to FUCKER cure FLYING FUCK the SHITE Tourette's CLEVELAND STEAMER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD for CUNTBUCKET Tourette's PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome BATMAN & ROBIN is TITTIES following SHITFUCKER these SHITE rules GO COUNT YOUR DICK in VAGINA order:

• 1: Avoid BLUE PENIS! immature FUCKTARD little FUCKTARD kids,
• 2: Count to ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA within SHITSLINGING 10 [Insert silly non-swear here]seconds,
• 3: Do not open your BASTARD COCK ASSFACE nor COLGATE talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKTARD yourself you RAPE don't ASSWIPE have BELGIUM this BULLSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PUSSY WITH NASTY WANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw FUCKSTAIN!

I fucking put TOURETTE'S IS FUN' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKHEAD the TOP OF BUTTFUCKER THIS FIST FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FROG'S FAT ASS offensive. BELLEND. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SCRATCH! GROUNDER! people who try WANK to battle CUNTSWILLING'O KURWA! that tight-ass SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 17-year-CLUSTERFUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK OFF it now, but someone said CUNT' AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOLY DUMB FUCK'TITTIES on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POMMIE is a laughing GOD DAMN matter. Plus there BASTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DEVELOPERS! Uncyclopedia, there are DICKFACE articles FUCKBAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKLICK stuff. So CUNTRAG that means DICKLICK stop getting mad at the FAGGOT first part too and CAPTAIN CRUNCH talking about the DAMN IT letter that it's [Insert stupid word you just made up here] mocking (what HITLER letter? I don't even know what SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKSUCKER hi self JOHNNY even made a really FUCKHEAD good point. "It's MACACA nothing more BLUMPKIN from a head nod to a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! knee tick". POOPOO. Which I'll add JERK OFF onto FIRECROTCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POTTYMOUTH suffer that CROTCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JUSTIN BIEBER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GREASER be, because if I were a SUCK MY DICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BLOWJOB hilarious. If you WANK Want facts, go on NEGRO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INJUN be offended, don't read ASS the freaking NIGGER article anyway.

DOUGHNUT PUNCHER YOU WANKER FUCK CUNT POWERSHIT SHIT TITS NAZI CRACKER COMMUNIST DILDO

WIKIPEDIA BUTT PIRATE MARY WHITEHOUSE DICK VENEREAL DISEASE SMEG MORGAN TSVANGIRAI JERK OFF BALLS LET'S SHIT POMMIE GOD DAMMIT YID COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TRANNY PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK HELL POTTYMOUTH SOD CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK BANGKOK FRIG SHITTY SUCK MY DICK DOUCHETITS DICKLICK SHIT ASSHAT POLESMOKER SHITTY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT HELL SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKFACE FELLATIO JENKEM BASTARD HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT MICK FASHION BUG CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER RAT'S ASS SHIT KRAUT ABO FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS WALRUS SHIT NIPPLES RAT'S COCK KIKE PIGFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK GANGBANG DICKWAD BITCH SHITHEAD COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING ASS DOG FUCKER CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICK CHICKEN FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT CUM JACKASS SHIT DAMN GOD DAMMIT FIST FUCK CRAPMUNCHER MICK POLACK SHITPISSER FUCK CRAPFUCKER WIGGER FELCHMONKEY PISS OFF PISS OFF DICKFACE PISS UP MY ARSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ANAL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ORGASM TWAT CHOAD DIPSHIT POMMIE JACKASS SHIT FUCK SCROTUM TWAT BALL SACK WALRUS SHIT NECROPHILIA JACKASS SHIT ASSHAT SOD OFF SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA DILDO TITS & DICKS CUNT HELL WIKIPEDIA COON TUBA MACACA GENITALIA BUTT-HOLE BALL SACK ORGASM PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CARPET MUNCHER PENISBIRD SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA REBECCA BLACK WIENER DOUCHE TWAT NIGNOG ALEX TREBEK JACK OFF FELCHING ARSE PUSSY FAGGOT ASSHOLE JACK OFF SAGGY TITS OSTRICH MY ASS BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ JACKASS BUDDHIST MONK MOZILLA FIREFOX BIRD SHIT DYKE SECOND BALLS BAT FUCK INSANE OPINION GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT TIT SPRINKLES 666 WANK CUNT DUNE COON GOD DAMN MALARKY RECTUM RAIDER CUNTYMINTS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FROG'S FAT ASS BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER VAGINA BOOBS pen0r SPANK THE MONKEY ASSFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN IT FUCKWIT DIPSHIT FUCK DOG FUCKER PORCH MONKEY RAT'S COCK HO BASTARD DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS SHITPISSER TRANNY SUCK MY DICK DONGSHOVER MOCCASINS ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BALLS BUTT PIRATE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? SHITFACE GOBSHITE BEAVER CUNNILINGUS DAMN RAGHEAD BIG FOOT SHIT VAGINA JUNGLE BUNNY PIECE OF SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CLEMEN CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD ORGASM BASTARD MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITTY BUGFUCK SUGARTITS ROMANIA KRAUT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SUCK A BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH FAG ADMINS ARE GAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER GOBSHITE CHOAD HELL CUNTBUCKET CUNTRAG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON INBRED SHITFUCKER NAZI HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TUBA YOU WANKER ASSHAT NIPPLES DOUCHE NAZI SON OF A BITCH SHITCOCK WANKER TWAT BONG MONKEY SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA COCKSMOKER PECKERHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKWIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE pen0r FUCK WIGGER FUCKFACE NIPPLES BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES WANK BONER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIG SUGARTITS FAGGOT BUGFUCK JAP TESTICLE CHOKE BOOBIES SHIT ASSCRACK BULLSHIT SHITSKIN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER OFF VAGINA WHORE RAGHEAD MONKEY SHIT GOATSE DICKHEAD TAMPONS ASS BLUMPKIN VAGINA SON OF A BITCH PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE SEMEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH TITTYWANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MARGARET THATCHER FRAK PEDOPHILIA BOLLOCKS COON THONG TASTER SON OF A BITCH CUNT DIPSHIT BALL SACK GYPSY BITCH MOTHERFUCKER SHIT CUNT CHUFF GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE CRAPPY POO POO BLOWJOB BANGKOK MOZILLA FIREFOX SOD OFF FUCKING WANK RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHOAD ASS SIGMUND FREUD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DICK GIVING HEAD FRENCH TICKLER O KURWA! ORGASM SHIT LIKE A HORSE SUCK MY DICK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JUSTIN BIEBER FRAK FELLATIO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WANK DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK ABO FRENCH TICKLER DAGO NIPPLES SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER CHOAD KISSER CAPTAIN CRUNCH THIS IS SPARTA! CARPET MUNCHER BITCH PUSSY SHITFUCKER DUMBASS CHIGGER ANAL ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD SMEG DIPSHIT CLIT BUGFUCK DICK SOD OFF DIPSHIT POLAK SPANK THE MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST PRICK WANK FUCK YOU NIGNOG CUNT PUSSYLICKER CLEMEN FUCK NUGGET KRAUT SHITCOCK PAKI Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS HOMO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GOD DAMN CUNT RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD WALRUS SHIT TITWANK RAT'S ASS CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOATSE FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITFUCKER JERRY YOU WANKER PISS SHIT CHINK AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS MOCCASINS POLESMOKER EMO ASSCRACK BENSON SUCKS ASS SHIT ASSRAPING PISS OFF MY ASS SON OF A BITCH JOHN ELWAY BOOBS TITWANK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTRAG COON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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JERK OFF FUCK BASTARD GOOK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITE SHIT AY-AY-AY ASS BUGGER OFF CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKFACE SHIT NAZI ASS TOSSER FUCKHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COMMUNIST DILDO HELL DEVELOPERS! WANK ASS JAP FUCKSTAIN BASTARD TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK AY-AY-AY SAND NIGGER NIPPLES POTTYMOUTH ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH SHITFUCKER PRICK JAP MASTURBATION ASSRAMMER SACRED DAMN DIPSHIT GREASER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT FUCKTARD MONKEY SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLIT TITTYWANK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BASTARD BASTARD BULLSHIT BUNG-HOLE FUCKFACE TAMPONS ASSHOLE SHITHEAD CHINK DOUCHING YOU WANKER PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH TITTIES FUCKSTAIN PUSSY INBRED SHIT FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS SHUT UP, MEG! AY-AY-AY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK AOL IPs JIGGABOO SHITFACE FUCKHEAD YUKY DOODY FUCK POMMIE ASSFACE ASSFACE PISSHOLE ASS ASSCRACK TURD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWISTY VAGINA ASSFACE BITCH TITS FUCK TITMOUSE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT SON OF A BITCH FUCK CHOAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN SHITSLINGING FRAK SHITE BUTTFUCKER QUEEF TITS & DICKS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BOOBS CRAP ON A STICK BELLEND RAGHEAD BULLSHIT YOU WANKER SCUMBAG MAMA MIA FUCKER 4CHAN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF INJUN BULLSHIT FUCK YOU FUCK OFF JACKASS PEARL NECKLACE GRIS KIKE DAMN IT SACRAMENTO SAND NIGGER BOLLOCKS NIPPLES BITCH NAZI SIGMUND FREUD BRITNEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAFFY SHIT PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST DAMN IT FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOM DeLUISE BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JOHNNY SLOPE INBRED VAGINA LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSWIPE MUGABE'S MOMMA BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT SAND NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOG SHIT FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE FRITZ TITS & DICKS COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE HAIL SATAN! ASSHOLE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TURD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GUMDROPS FRENCH TICKLER SHIT DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU CRACKER WETBACK FUCKING RECTUM RAIDER NIPPLES WANKSPLAT FENCE JUMPER GRIS DIPSHIT CARPET MUNCHER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACKASS CHENEY A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! INBRED HELL SHIT PISSHOLE LET'S SHIT FUCK BULLSHIT JERK OFF TITS & DICKS FUCK MASTURBATION BLUMPKIN PIG BALL SACK TUBA CHINK D'OH DILDO CRAPPY BASKETBALL HOOP SEMEN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SUGAR DARTH VADER JIZZ TWAT CRAPMUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPMUNCHER LET'S SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BORDER HOPPER JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE ASSRAPING FELCHING JIZZ JERK OFF THONG TASTER DONKEY PUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY GIVING HEAD TITWANK FUCKING JUMP! SMEG BONER SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK DUNE COON BITCH DICKLICK NIPPLES TITMOUSE RAPE DOUCHEBAG SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER SHITTY SUITCASE PENIS FUCK BASTARD MALL SANTA YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER ARSE [EXPLETIVE] SHITFACE CARPET MUNCHER SHIT SHITFUCKER D'OH DICKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE PENIS TWAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PISS OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSRAPING WINDOWS VISTA SCUMBAG FLAMING ASS BADGER NAZI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DELICIOUS CAKE ASSWIPE SAND NIGGER BUKKAKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PENIS ON A STICK COCKSUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA PEDOPHILIA DICKLICK DIPSHIT SHITTY SHIT GOD DAMMIT DYKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKBAG COCKSUCKER CROTCH FUCKING JUMP! JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITE FUCKHEAD [EXPLETIVE] NORTH KOREA DICKLICK CUM FELCHING TAFFY TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN NIGGER TITS SHITFUCKER RAGHEAD TRANNY FUCKFACE NICARAGUA DIPSHIT HOMO WANKSPLAT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DONKEY DICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PENISBIRD SMILES JACKASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASS YID SPUNK 666 FUCKTARD STEVE BALLMER ASSWIPE ASSHAT CLIT A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! SHIT SOAPY TITWANK ANAL DIABETES BOOBS MARCH OF FLAMES BAT FUCK INSANE ALF DIPSHIT HELL MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMNATION JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUKKAKE SPANK THE MONKEY BUGFUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKFACE CUNT NEGRO DAMN TAMPONS SHITSLINGING SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TENTACLE RAPE ASS KNOBJOCKEY CROTCH SIGMUND FREUD PISS OFF MY ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MAMA MIA NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS UP MY ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN SHITE POOPOO ASSHAT SUCK MY DICK SOD OFF ROSIE O'DONNELL REBECCA BLACK HOMO LAKE TITICACA PIGFUCKER BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICK TITS FUCKFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNTSWILLING SHITE FIST FUCK TWAT PISSHOLE DICKHEAD SHITFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNNILINGUS PISS CUNT CRAPPER ASSRAPING NIGNOG BLOWJOB ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DIPSHIT DUNE COON DOUCHEBAG CONDOMS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MACACA WALRUS SHIT BALLS ASS I'LL RAPE YOU HITLER SHITFACE THIS IS SPARTA! EMO DAMN DAMN POMMIE KNOBJOCKEY RICK MORANIS HELL BATHING SUIT AREA SHITCOCK SUITCASE PENIS FRIG SPUNK FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY JIZZ ASSBANDIT EMO SHITFACE DICKLICK GOBSHITE FUCK ARSE SHITBALLS PRICK BASTARD NIPPLES CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER RAPE FUCKING BASEBALL JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT FUCKTARD DUMBASS CARPET MUNCHER DAMMIT ADMINS ARE GAY HELLFUCKER PUSSYLICKER DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT 666 BULLSHIT BALLS COCK SMEG FUCKFACE BITCH FUCKFACE MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT FEMADOM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CAMEL JOCKEY GIVING HEAD SHITTY FUCK FUCKFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMN NEGRO FUCK YOU FRIG DIPSHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WIGGER and with the PISS and his CLEVELAND STEAMER of girraffes in which JAP while reading about PENIS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH