Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without MONKEY'S UNCLE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DILDO article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTT-HOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCUMBUCKET, sudden SPANK THE MONKEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITTY or NAZI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMMIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITTYWANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BALL SACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUM ABO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RUSTY TROMBONE utterFUCKance of socially JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TACO television programs to address GOD DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTSWILLING Tourette's is DICKFACE not to be JACKASS confused with ARSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCKSUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ALF random BUKKAKE disorientation, culturally-YOU WANKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FELLATIO language, SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SEMEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BONG souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING A quantities KIKE of ANAL DIABETES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST garbage.

Darnit.

A TAMPONS Polite Note to the CHRISTHUMPER Author:

The ANAL DIABETES Tourette's SHITSLINGING Research Institute was TRANNY founded to MACACA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POTTYMOUTH article COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POLACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NEOPETS Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of LENS CRAFTERS Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING BASEBALL swear. You can HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKSMOKER TV, for always focusing on the ASSCRACK bad side of a terrible LET'S SHIT thing.
The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JUSTIN BIEBER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MILF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKBAG knee BIRD IN THE HOUSE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is PORCUPINE'S BALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SPUNK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POLESMOKER school for TRANNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUNG-HOLE sufferers to become HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS manically depressed and COCKSUCKER commit FELLATIO suicide.
There is no FUCK cure, and the HORSE PENIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse CHINK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire CUNT CRAPPER body to go DICK numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than COCKGOBLIN it is without the 30 CASES OF PICKLES drug.

I am an active member of a ABO tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITHEAD the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING public view of Tourettes as a "CLIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DUMBASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITMOUSE sorry for TWAT "hi-jacking" your SOD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST this that really FLAMING ASS BADGER annoys me. I am working towards a I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS ARTIST, and making fun of a ARSE horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JOHNNY time.

Best COCKING FUCKBOROUGH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOOK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. ASSCRACK Regards to Andrew BLUMPKIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The TITWANK bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNTSWILLING punch him if you FUCKHEAD want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SON OF A BITCH saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my AMERICA ONLINE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SCUMBUCKET Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT and FUCKSTAIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CC PLZ BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! SCUMBUCKET IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SCUMBUCKET'S HOUSE

How PUSSYLICKER to COON cure FUCKWIT the PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette's NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITTY for PUNANI Tourette's DOT HEAD Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is GOD DAMN following HELL these CUNNILINGUS rules HITLER in DICKHEAD order:

1: Avoid DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT immature FUCK OFF little ASS kids,
2: Count to DICKFACE within SHIT 10 CUNTseconds,
3: Do not open your DOG SHIT JACK OFF PISS OFF nor STEVE BALLMER talk,
4: Tell YOGHURT CANNON yourself you FUCKSTAIN don't ASSFACE have FRITZ this STRAWBERRY ASS disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY SHITTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MONKEY SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SCUMBUCKET last straw JACK OFF!

I fucking put FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS the TOP OF PISS OFF MY ASS THIS WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COMMUNIST DILDO offensive. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKSTAIN people who try INCEST to battle I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!'FELLATIO that tight-ass GOOK 17-year-TAFFY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS it now, but someone said PORCH MONKEY' I WILL END YOU! INBRED'FLYING RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKWIT is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there FAGGOT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKWIT Uncyclopedia, there are SHIT articles BALL SACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSCRACK stuff. So BITCH that means LET'S SHIT stop getting mad at the TWAT first part too and BASTARD talking about the ASSFACE letter that it's BITCH mocking (what BUTTFUCKER letter? I don't even know what CUNTRAG the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITFUCKER hi self PUNANI even made a really MONKEY SHIT good point. "It's JIZZ nothing more BLISTERING BARNACLES from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". DOT HEAD. Which I'll add JACKASS onto DOUCHE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DYKE suffer that SHIT OUT OF MY DICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKSTAIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS UP MY ARSE be, because if I were a SHITSLINGING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WOP hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on FUCKING A Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHAT be offended, don't read FASHION BUG the freaking DOUCHE article anyway.

DUMBASS RAGHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK FRITZ DOG FUCKER BUGGER BASTARD ASS PISS OFF MY ASS SHITFACE

JOHNNY CUNT PIGFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANK BUGFUCK DONKEY DICK BITCH FLYING FUCK ARSE MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT KRAUT BULLCRAP BEAVER POMMIE FRITZ PENIS DICKHEAD FAG TACO CHICKEN SHIT CHOAD BUTTFUCKER JAP SHITSKIN FRENCH TICKLER [expletive deleted] AUTOFELLATIO LAKE TITICACA HITLER RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF TOWELHEAD DAMN SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE WALRUS SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DYKE TITMOUSE SHITSLINGING EMO FUCK YOU NIPPLES WANK KNOBJOCKEY CHUFF FUCKING FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT HELLFIRE BUTT PIRATE CONDOMS BALL SACK FLYING RAT'S ASS TITWANK CHRISTHUMPER 666 FUCK COCK pen0r NIGNOG BALLS FUCK JERRY TAMPON IN MY ASS FAG FUDGEPACKER SHITE MARGARET THATCHER TITWANK ASSHAT NEGRO EXTRA LONG PENIS COCK BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE UIGURS SHIT FAGGOT SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS ASSWIPE FUCKWIT MR WINKLER IS GAY MARCH OF FLAMES BLUMPKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKTARD QUEEF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELL SHITE DAMN [expletive deleted] FUCKTARD WANKER JACK ABRAMOFF SHITTY SUCK A BIG DICK JESUS H. 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WANK JAP STEVE BALLMER DICKWAD POLACK GOD DAMN BULLSHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP BOB SAGET LOGJAMMER FUCKFACE BUGGER OFF DONKEY DICK DUNE COON CHOAD NEGRO SHIT MOCCASINS SCUMBAG GOOK CHOAD BALLS SHIT YOUR MOM CUNT 666 FROG BITCH POMMIE DAMMIT CUNTRAG BUGFUCK AY-AY-AY MONKEY SHIT BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN AMERICA ONLINE D'OH WHORE SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITE CLEMEN PENIS BASTARD FIST FUCK TOWELHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE LOLCAT DOUCHE JIGGABOO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAPE FUCK A DUCK FUCKTARD BIGNOSE DAMN FRIG PEARL NECKLACE RIVER CRABS SUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ CHRISTHUMPER BULLSHIT JOHN ELWAY PEEPEE PUSSY FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BASKETBALL JOHNNY CUNNILINGUS CUNT BOOBS COCK GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS DICKFACE PISS PISS HELL DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL SHIT ASSHAT JOHN ELWAY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PUSSYLICKER SHITE FUCKING JUMP! CHICKEN SHIT ASS DAMMIT TWAT TAMPON IN MY ASS FRAK PIECE OF SHIT TAMPONS WANK JESSE McCARTNEY WIENER SHIT FELCHING PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD INCEST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COON FUCKFACE DUMBASS VAGINA SUGARTITS SOD ABO FELLATIO BORDER HOPPER DELICIOUS CAKE JAP PENIS CLIT SMEG MAMA MIA FROG'S FAT ASS FELLATIO HENTAI JACKASS SHIT FELCHING BULLCRAP BOB SAGET SHITFACE FROG BUGFUCK BLOWJOB CRAP CLEMEN AMERICA ONLINE ASS LICKER REDSKIN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY RAGHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT ASSHAT TIMBER NIGGER KRAUT CUNNILINGUS STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMN CHINK DICKHEAD GOBSHITE RAT'S COCK ASS DICKFACE CHENEY DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN TAFFY BLUMPKIN ANAL GREASER DAMN IT GANGBANG ASSCRACK ASS SOD OFF DICKHEAD FUCK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER RUSTY TROMBONE CUNNILINGUS TAMPONS P'KANG ARFENHOUSE DICKHEAD ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NIGGER GREASER HENTAI MOLDY TITS SAND NIGGER DOG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DILDO BUTT-HOLE DUNE COON WETBACK PUSSYLICKER BONER GREASER PUNANI SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK ANUSCAKE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANK LAKE TITICACA P'KANG FELCHMONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER FUCKING A I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITPISSER TWAT BOOBS DAMN JIGGABOO DOUCHE CUNT CRAPPER BALLS SPUNK CRAP 30 CASES OF PICKLES PEARL NECKLACE DUMBASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELLFIRE DOUCHE NAZI JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BEANER PRICK ASSFACE RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ANAL DIABETES GOBSHITE SHITCOCK DOUCHE NAZI BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM REDSKIN GRAPE PENIS GRIS SCUMBUCKET DICKFACE DICK FROG FU SPANG MONKEY BALLS DOT HEAD NIGGER BULLSHIT DICK HORSE SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA PISS TITS DICKFACE RAPE ASSFACE DAMMIT NIPPLES RAT'S ASS REDSKIN WIGGER JERK OFF TIT SPRINKLES GRINGO SMEG I CAN AFFORD FOOD JACK OFF NIPPLES WANK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD SEMEN CUNT SHIT CUNTBUCKET TIBET SMEG [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE REDNECK RUSKIE SLOPE HELLFIRE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FIST FUCK BITCH TOSSER ASSHAT TIT SPRINKLES PISS OFF SHITCUNTING TITTIES TITS HOMO MICK JAP BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE FUCK DOUCHEBAG PENIS NIPPLES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK CHOAD WIGGER FUCKTARD YOU WANKER WALRUS SHIT PISS OFF PRICK RECTUM RAIDER CUM MONKEY SHIT BITCH SHIT SHITTY CHENEY EMO TITS FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S ASS FUCK CLIT BUTT PIRATE NIGGER BOLLOCKS SHIT FUCK SON OF A BITCH TWAT DICKHEAD DAMN PISS EAT MY SHIT! TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WANK NIGGER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH FUCKER FUCKWIT POMMIE SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHIT YOU WANKER DICK DONKEY PUNCHER PISS OFF PISS OFF SHIT FRED PHELPS NORTH KOREA CLIT SHITFACE POMMIE BUGGER OFF TWO-INCH PENIS BITCH MILF JIGGABOO SCUMBAG ASSRAPING BITCH SHITFACE BENCH PRESS CUNNILINGUS JENKEM MOCCASINS WOMEN'S RIGHTS BOOBIES FOOTBALL PISS OFF PRICK POMMIE ASS DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POLACK TITWANK JAP FLYING FUCK BUGGER OFF GOD DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICKLICK JERRY suck my mothers LET'S SHIT DICK CUNT QUEEF KAFFIR ASSHOLE FUCK SHITTY DUMBASS SHITBALLS DAMN IT ASS SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH RAGHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKING ASSCRACK WALRUS SHIT TRANNY SHITSLIDE 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN JAP AY-AY-AY BITCH BASTARD PISS ABO FELCHING BIRD SHIT HADJI RAPE ASS FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT PAKI DICKWAD WALRUS SHIT FUCKER HELLFUCKER PENISFUCK SUCK MY DICK SON OF A BITCH FUCK FUCKSTAIN PORCUPINE'S BALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [Insert swear here] CHIGGER FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN IT BUKKAKE CROTCH NIGGER DAMN TWAT ASS LICKER BOOBIES YID BITCH BITCH PRICK ASSBANDIT I AM CORNHOLIO! COMMUNISM IS STUPID ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELL DOUCHE PISS ARTIST FUCKING BASEBALL HELLFUCKER PENIS DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CHICKEN FRIES FUCKFACE NIGGER TITTIES FUCKWIT URINE-GARGLING OH SHI– FAG GOBSHITE POLESMOKER FALSE BENSON PORCUPINE'S BALLS DONKEY DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NEOPETS DAMN POMMIE ASSHAT PISSHOLE TWAT GOD DAMMIT 666 CONAN O'BRIAN DOUCHETITS FELCHING HELL CUNTBUCKET SAGGY TITS CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS TITS FUCK A DUCK RAPE PIGFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKWAD DUNE COON DOT HEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCK POLAK ASSHOLE MR WINKLER IS GAY PISS ARTIST BUDDHISM GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN TWAT JIZZ JIGGABOO MAMA MIA DICK BIRD SHIT COLGATE FROG'S FAT ASS KIKE PISS JACKASS CUNT ASSBANDIT BULLSHIT SHITBALLS BOOBS ASSHOLE FUCK CUNT REDNECK FUCK OFF JIGGABOO POLACK I RAPE WALRUSES! SPICY CUNT FUCK TRANNY BUTTFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER BONG PORCUPINE'S BALLS HYPERINFLATION COCKSHITTER JAP SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT FUCK A DUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS QUEEF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISS OFF MY ASS DUMBASS DIPSHIT JACK OFF ASSHOLE TITTYWANK I WILL END YOU! BUGGER OFF PICKANINNY TONY LA RUSSA DICKFACE BLOWJOB CUNTING ASSCRACK POLACK CLIT MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK GYPSY MASTURBATION ASS PUSSY CRAP ON A STICK RICK MORANIS TUBA I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BOOBS YOU WANKER TRANNY NIPPLES CHINK NECROPHILIA FUCKING A ORGASM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUITCASE PENIS FIST FUCK BUGGER PISS OFF CUNTRAG KIKE HELL PISSHOLE SHITSLINGING KIDDY FIDDLER NECROPHILIA SPICY CUNT FUCK DUMBASS CUNTBUCKET PISS ARTIST GOOK FUCK DYKE HELL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITBALLS BEANER RAT'S ASS TITWANK DIRTY SANCHEZ I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CARPET MUNCHER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK FUCKFACE DICK CHICKEN BIRD IN THE HOUSE DICKHEAD ASSWIPE DOG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRIG PISS OFF MY ASS ASSCRACK PUNANI POLACK NEOPETS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS OFF WALRUS SHIT WETBACK BUTT PIRATE GREASER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BASTARD FELCHING GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET FUCK FUCKHEAD ASS LICKER ORGASM SIGMUND FREUD COMMUNIST DILDO DILDO ASSFACE INBRED FUCKING BITCH PISSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY INJUN NAZI BOOBS CLUSTERFUCK CUNNILINGUS POMMIE CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES DIMETHYL GLYCOL COCKSUCKER DAMN SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT TITWANK ART METAL PRODUCTS SHIT SUGARTITS TOWELHEAD RAT'S ASS FAGGOT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK STEVE BALLMER DICKFACE TITS JAP SOD OFF BOOBS JACKASS WANK FROG'S FAT ASS JIZZ WHITE POWER SHITSKIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKFACE SMILES POLESMOKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHAKOPEE CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY SHIT Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the ARSEBADGERS and his SPICY CUNT FUCK of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about AUTOFELLATIO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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