Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOD DAMMIT'FUCKER'AUTOFELLATIO'LENS CRAFTERS'DAGO'SHITFACE'NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LET'S SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FAGGOT, sudden ANAL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD DAMMIT or DAMN IT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MALL SANTA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CONAN O'BRIAN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAGO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially CRAP objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELL television programs to address SON OF A BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

BELGIUM Tourette's is SHITFUCKER not to be HONKY confused with FRAK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JAP random JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS disorientation, culturally-HELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SMEG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU language, GOD DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive CLEMEN quantities DOT HEAD of ANAL DIABETES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST garbage.

Darnit.

A YOGHURT CANNON Polite Note to the SUCK MY DICK Author:

The FUCK NUGGET Tourette's PENISPENISPENIS!!! Research Institute was FUCK founded to DILDO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DUNE COON Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INBRED article JIGGABOO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POLACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITTIES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GOD DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers LET'S SHIT swear. You can FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST thing.
• The main ANUSCAKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JIGGABOO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SON OF A BITCH knee SHITTY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOUCHING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CODEINE IS A QUEER school for GREASER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TAMPONS sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and BUGGER OFF commit SHIT suicide.
• There is no RAT'S COCK cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANKER tics often have adverse TAMPON IN MY ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK TITS perodol" which caused my entire FUCK YOU body to go ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA numb and MOZILLA FIREFOX basically made it NIGGA! worse than DUMBASS it is without the FASHION BUG drug.

I am an active member of a PUNANI tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHOLE the ASSHAT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK NUGGET swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKFACE sorry for FUCKING "hi-jacking" your ASSRAPING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REDSKIN this that really CUNTSWILLING annoys me. I am working towards a PUSSY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TRANNY, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best FUCK YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BULLSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. CRAPMUNCHER Regards to Andrew GOD DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The PEARL NECKLACE bastard who wrote this article. You can JUNGLE BUNNY punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE HAS AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the OSTRICH MY ASS saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my WIENER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FAGGOT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITTIES and ASSHOLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANKER BAND WITH 4 JUNGLE BUNNY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SEMEN HORSE! FAGGOT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FAGGOT'S HOUSE

How JENKEM to ASSHOLE cure BITCH the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette's HOMO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOYCOTT VIACOM! for BASTARD Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome INBRED is FUCKING following BONER these DICK CHICKEN rules BUTTFUCKER in SHITE order:

• 1: Avoid TAFFY immature HELL little REDNECK kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING BASEBALL within SACRAMENTO 10 PENISseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SIGMUND FREUD TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX nor GO HOME AND DIE talk,
• 4: Tell BLOWJOB yourself you DICK don't DELICIOUS CAKE have SHITE this SHITCOCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY JACK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAT'S COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FAGGOT last straw FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD!

I fucking put COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FIRECROTCH the TOP OF POLESMOKER THIS FUCKING A ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FLYING RAT'S ASS offensive. I WILL END YOU!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to D'OH people who try FUCKING to battle SAND NIGGER'DONKEY PUNCHER that tight-ass BONER 17-year-ASSHAT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS it now, but someone said ASSHAT' SOD OFF NIGNOG'COCKSUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING is a laughing SHUT UP, MEG! matter. Plus there CUNT CRAPPER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT LAPPER Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHOAD KISSER stuff. So NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! that means REDSKIN stop getting mad at the TRANNY first part too and MOTHERFUCKER talking about the DONKEY PUNCHER letter that it's INBRED mocking (what SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? letter? I don't even know what PENIS ON A BUN the heck you're talking about). Adrian TOWELHEAD hi self BOOBS even made a really ASSHOLE good point. "It's HELL nothing more FUCKING JUMP! from a head nod to a CUNNILINGUS knee tick". HADJI. Which I'll add CUNT onto CHRIST OF TABERNACLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITS be, because if I were a JACKASS SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FROG hilarious. If you PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Want facts, go on DICKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN be offended, don't read CRAPFUCKER the freaking CLEMEN article anyway.

CAMEL FUCKER MONKEY BALLS FUCK HORSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHITE PIGFUCKER SHITFACE NIGNOG

FUCKTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WIENER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITS ASSRAPING FUCKING CHRISTHUMPER BALLS SPUNK SHITFACE HAIL SATAN! DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHOLE CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER NIGNOG DICKHEAD TWISTY VAGINA DICKFACE NAZI TOSSER BITCH SHITE MALARKY DIPSHIT BITCH WANK ASSHAT ASSHAT GINGERBREAD BALL SACK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUDGEPACKER TITMOUSE DICKFACE DIPSHIT SOD OFF BALLS IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! ASSHAT VAGINA WANK HO PISSHOLE DICKHEAD QUEEF TAIWAN DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TITS NAZI SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER CUNTING ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BALL SACK CARPET MUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT PISS OFF MALARKY BULLSHIT TITS D'OH SEMEN TURD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK YOU ALF RAT'S ASS LAKE TITICACA DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS DAMN SOD OFF SPANK THE MONKEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER PISS ARTIST BITCH FRAK CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ASS LICKER DIRTY SANCHEZ JESSE McCARTNEY BIGNOSE KRAUT WANK LOLCAT SCROTUM HELL CUNTBUCKET ASS DOG SHIT TURD FUCK OFF O CANADA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPIC NIGGER BITCH ARSE GENITALIA FUCK OFF POLAK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN JAP WIGGER PRICK I'LL RAPE YOU PRICK GOD DAMMIT POMMIE PUSSY SHITFACE BUGGER OFF JACKASS SHIT BOOBS CUM BITCH COCK FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DICKWAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH BIRD SHIT HELL HELL GARBAGE DAY! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSFACE ASSWIPE FUCK NUGGET INJUN BEAVER ASSFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITFACE PIGFUCKER CRACKER JUNGLE BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! ABO JUSTIN BIEBER DONKEY DICK FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT DUMBASS PISS OFF MY ASS DOG FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT TRANNY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DYKE CUNT CRAPPER pen0r BLOWJOB MASTURBATION NEOPETS PISS ARTIST MARY WHITEHOUSE ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL ASS DARTH VADER TITS ASS FLYING FUCK DAMN EAT MY SHIT! HONKY PRICK DAGO FUCKSTAIN SHITPISSER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALL SACK GOOK FUCK OFF TIT DIRT I RAPE WALRUSES! TWAT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ARSE NIPPLES PIG BALLS DICKLICK IN SACREMENT JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK EMO FAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKHEAD HADJI DAMN DYKE CRAP DAMN RAT'S COCK POOPOO RICK MORANIS SHITTY DICK GOD DAMN TIT DIRT FUCK FUCK YOU BOOBIES SLOPE TITS & DICKS CLIT CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER BASTARD DOM DeLUISE SHIT TIT DIRT QUEEF SHIT PUSSY JAP COCKSUCKER ASSFACE CHOAD HADJI BASTARD PISS WANK REDNECK BUGFUCK JAP DICKLICK CRAP ON A STICK SHITFACE TAFFY PISS OFF DYKE FUCK A DUCK COCKSUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SPICY CUNT FUCK I WILL END YOU! WOMEN'S RIGHTS [EXPLETIVE] RAPE PRICK BITCH PRICK ASSFACE HONKY FUCKER HOT GRITS FELLATIO HONKY WANK GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE CLEVELAND STEAMER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOD DAMN ARSE DICKHEAD SPUNK ASS HELL RAT'S COCK BENSON SUCKS ASS FUCK OFF MOLDY TITS COCK ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FELLATIO SUITCASE PENIS CHICKEN FRIES DUMBASS WIGGER ARSEBADGERS BLUMPKIN SAND NIGGER PIGFUCKER SOD FUCKHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKHEAD DAMN IT WANKER SEX DICK JENKEM I WILL END YOU! DOUCHE ASSHAT ALF NEGRO BUTTFUCKER FRAK SON OF A BITCH WHORE WANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SOD COON FUCK GOAT DICK TWAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCUMBAG ASS LICKER WANKSPLAT PUSSY CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT ASS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? BUTTFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA HELL FUCKBAG BULLCRAP SHITHEAD SPIC TUBA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TITWANK GOD DAMN DOUCHETITS GREASER SHITFACE CUNT POOPOO SIGMUND FREUD ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TAMPON IN MY ASS BULLSHIT BUKKAKE DAMN CUNTRAG BUTT-HOLE JAP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN SHITFUCKER DARTH VADER DICKWAD ASSFACE FELCHING FUCKSTAIN SUGARTITS FENCE JUMPER FRENCH TICKLER 666 FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN COCK PUSSY TITTIES SON OF A BITCH DAMN IT PAKI BUTT-HEAD RANDY TRAVIS CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT ASSRAMMER REDSKIN DAMN RECTUM RAIDER DUMBASS PISS OFF NIPPLES TOURETTE'S IS FUN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKHEAD YOU SUCK BALLS PUNANI FUCK YOU ASSFACE JOHNNY SHIT ASS MONKEY SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TURD KRAUT WANKER JOHN SMILEY FACE GANGBANG PUNANI DIPSHIT WIKIPEDIA NIGNOG LOLCAT CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT FUCK OFF FUCK ARSE ASS DOUCHE NAZI HUMAN RIGHTS WANK TRANNY DICKFACE POWERSHIT SNUFF PORN WANK ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS SPUNK ASSHAT WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE SHITBALLS SAND NIGGER FELLATIO SCUMBUCKET DICKFACE JACKASS TAFFY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER PIGFUCKER PISS OFF SEX COLGATE FLAMING ASS BADGER YOU WANKER TWAT PISS ARTIST SHITE PISS OFF PIG YOU WANKER DICKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK SHIT BONER CHINK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING A FUCK TITS SHITSLINGING ASS PRICK REDSKIN PORCH MONKEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TOSSER ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKER TUBA BOOBS WILLY WONKA DUMBASS FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK BEAVER DICK I AM CORNHOLIO! NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BELLEND DICKFACE NEGRO JACKASS THONG TASTER JENKEM EPIDIDYMIS BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAMN FUCKTARD BUTT PIRATE SCUMBAG SOD MONKEY SHIT NORTH KOREA SHIT DAMMIT HOLY DUMB FUCK KAFFIR FUCKFACE JOHNNY CLIT SON OF A BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSWIPE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIGGER SAGGY TITS BUTT-HOLE FUCKER JACK OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITFACE DIPSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POMMIE COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOBSHITE FUCKING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! HOMO AUTOFELLATIO SHITE SAMUEL L. JACKSON PEEPEE WANK FOUR-EYES CUNNILINGUS FRENCH TICKLER DICKFACE PENIS ON A BUN FLYING FUCK GREASER GOAT DICK SUCK MY COCK WIGGER DOG SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH BITCH DILDO GOBSHITE CHINK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CANNED QUOTE SHITSLINGING WINDOWS VISTA BOLLOCKS EMO FLYING FUCK JAP POLESMOKER HATE HATE HAT FUCK YOU SHIT HITLER ALF FUCKFACE FUCKFACE TRANNY SHITFUCKER DICKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FREE ELECTIONS BALL SACK WOP DICK TITS FELLATIO PIECE OF SHIT JERK OFF SHITTY SHITSLINGING CRAP WANK GOOK JIGGABOO LOLCAT FUCKFACE GOOK FUCKING SHITSLINGING ORGASM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS FASCIST DONKEY PUNCHER POLAK FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK PIG GOD DAMMIT O KURWA! RUSTY TROMBONE TIMBER NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT HELL COMMUNISM IS STUPID FUCKING A CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY BUGFUCK OH SHI– BUGGER OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER AY-AY-AY COLGATE COCKSUCKER BUGFUCK FUDGEPACKER PISSHOLE WANK SCUMBUCKET CUNT GOAT DICK BASTARD COON JAP YOU WANKER OSTRICH MY ASS PUSSY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING A FUCKFACE BITCH BITCH CUNT WHORE DIPSHIT INCEST POLESMOKER FUCKHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN HORSE SHIT LAKE TITICACA TACO DAMNATION FRED PHELPS WIENER FRITZ GOD DAMN LOGJAMMER MASTURBATION ASSHOLE PISS BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER POMMIE SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S COCK JUNGLE BUNNY CUM INJUN [expletive deleted] FELCHMONKEY ASS DAMMIT CRAPFUCKER BLOWJOB SHITCOCK JAP ARSE INBRED DICK IN A BOX CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT TWAT PISSHOLE DOODIE HEAD FUCKSTAIN CC PLZ FUCKING REBECCA BLACK TWAT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN SACRAMENTO BITCH FRENCH TICKLER CLUSTERFUCK WIKIPEDIA SHITFACE BEAVER ASS CRAP ON A STICK JERRY GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE BELLEND DAMN ARSE FEMADOM JACKASS ARSE ABO WIGGER O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELCHING CUNT WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK JACKASS WANKER FUCK A DUCK CLIT DONGSHOVER ASSRAPING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FAG RAT'S COCK O KURWA! LENS CRAFTERS NICARAGUA TITTIES ARSE SCUMBAG JUNGLE BUNNY SHITCOCK CLEMEN DOUCHE NAZI SALISBURY PISS UP MY ARSE BIGNOSE BEANER pen0r FUCKING A JOHN ELWAY PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK HELL TIBET ASSHOLE DAMN FUCK OFF GRIS WANK ASSHAT CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING CHRISTHUMPER TIT DIRT PEEPEE FUCK OFF JERRY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITWANK CHICKEN SHIT CUNT PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU ANAL DIABETES JERK OFF WIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER JERRY HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK WARNER MUSIC GROUP INCEST CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKWIT SHITPISSER DYKE HORSE SHIT YID COMMUNIST DILDO FAG QUEEF CROTCH ASSCRACK FAGGOT INCEST JIZZ SHITSLINGING PORCH MONKEY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JAP and with the SCUMBAG and his I RAPE WALRUSES! of girraffes in which GRINGO while reading about CHIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GO HOME AND DIE