Tourette's Syndrome

Please take a BORDER HOPPER look at the TITS talk page of this ASSHOLE article for notes or discussion before BULLCRAP editing.

For those without BUGFUCK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MARGARET THATCHER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CAMEL JOCKEY neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FROG'S FAT ASS, sudden AMERICA ONLINE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DONGSHOVER or MOTHERFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAT'S COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PRICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CONAN O'BRIAN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SHITSKIN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHIGGER television programs to address FEMADOM Tourette's syndrome.

JACKASS SHIT Tourette's is HOMO not to be HELL confused with BULLCRAP Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying OH SHI– chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNTRAG random FUCKING FUCKFUCKER disorientation, culturally-FUCKSTAIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, KNOBJOCKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky AY-AY-AY souvenir shoppes and massive MARGARET THATCHER quantities SHITFACE of ANAL DIABETES ASSFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A BUGGER Polite Note to the RAT'S ASS Author:

The JACK OFF Tourette's YID Research Institute was SCROTUM founded to GOD DAMMIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WALRUS SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMN article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TWAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSHOLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of PUSSY Tourrette's sufferers CHIGGER swear. You can SOD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame suck my mothers TV, for always focusing on the GREASER bad side of a terrible TOURETTE'S SYNDROME thing.
The main DEVELOPERS! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FIST FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITE knee RAGHEAD NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIRTY SANCHEZ cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for BULLSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLEMEN sufferers to become STEVE BALLMER manically depressed and CHIGGER commit LIMEY suicide.
There is no CRAPMUNCHER cure, and the POOPOO drugs that are available to, "calm" the THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES tics often have adverse CRAPPY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITBALLS perodol" which caused my entire WIKIPEDIA body to go DONKEY DICK numb and ASSWIPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUNG-HOLE it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a NICARAGUA tourette syndrome RICK MORANIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the CHICKEN SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SCUMBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMMIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNTBUCKET sorry for SHUT UP, MEG! "hi-jacking" your ANUSCAKE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIPSHIT this that really MARCH OF FLAMES annoys me. I am working towards a ASS LICKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SOD OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WIENER, and making fun of a SPUNK horrible disorder is (not) JACKASS SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POLAK time.

Best JAP regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries TIENANMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “EUROIPODS” Wen

P.S. SHITHEAD Regards to Andrew FUCKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The PISS OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHOLE punch him if you FELLATIO want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WOP saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my HEIL HITLER! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FROG'S FAT ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MILF and MOLDY TITS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELLFIRE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMMIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WIENER HORSE! FROG'S FAT ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FROG'S FAT ASS'S HOUSE

How SUCK MY DICK to FRENCH TICKLER cure COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS the SPUNK Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment I'LL RAPE YOU for NECROPHILIA Tourette's WOMEN'S RIGHTS Syndrome ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT is DOUCHING following DOG SHIT these ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT rules COON in CUM order:

1: Avoid DUMBASS immature FUCK YOU little INJUN kids,
2: Count to FUCKING within JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 10 CLUSTERFUCKseconds,
3: Do not open your HELL DOG SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ nor I'LL RAPE YOU talk,
4: Tell MILF yourself you CHOAD KISSER don't MARGARET THATCHER have FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA this ASS disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WOP WITH NASTY HITLER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POLESMOKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FROG'S FAT ASS last straw POTTYMOUTH!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE GRINGO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PIECE OF SHIT the TOP OF WANK THIS I'LL RAPE YOU ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FROG offensive. MILF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKSTAIN people who try CUNT to battle SMEG'REBECCA BLACK that tight-ass RAPE 17-year-TURD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BRITNEY it now, but someone said CUNT' DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCUMBAG'FELLATIO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOT HEAD is a laughing FEMADOM matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GARBAGE DAY! Uncyclopedia, there are BUKKAKE articles MONKEY'S UNCLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHOAD stuff. So CUNT that means COCKSHITTER stop getting mad at the NEGRO first part too and REDSKIN talking about the DOG SHIT letter that it's SHITFUCKER mocking (what CAMEL FUCKER letter? I don't even know what BIBLE BASHER the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKSMOKER hi self YID even made a really CROTCH good point. "It's DIPSHIT nothing more MAMA MIA from a head nod to a CHOAD knee tick". SCUMBUCKET. Which I'll add ASS FASCIST onto DOUCHING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COCKSMOKER suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PISS OFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOG FUCKER be, because if I were a CUNTSWILLING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JACK OFF hilarious. If you NI Want facts, go on HELL Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TURD be offended, don't read ASSWIPE the freaking BUGGER article anyway.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HELL BELLEND PUSSY SHITSLINGING BITCH INCEST BRUSH MA TEETH JERRY NORTH KOREA

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MAMA MIA GIVING HEAD PUSSY DOUCHEBAG ASS FRITZ YOU WANKER JACKASS DAMN IT DAMN POLAK SUGAR BOLLOCKS FRENCH TICKLER CHINK WIKIPEDIA ASSRAPING RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK RICK MORANIS BELGIUM POLAK CUNT VAGINA SHITFACE DICKHEAD WIENER TITS PIGFUCKER PEEPEE SEMEN SHITBALLS ABO FRITZ JACKASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HUEY P. NEWTON EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS ON A BUN FUCKING A ASS BITCH FUCKING A ANAL DIABETES CUNT BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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JACKSON COCKSMOKER CAMEL FUCKER SCUMBAG BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKFUCKFUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICKFACE SHITBALLS CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS LICKER GOAT DICK BOLLOCKS PIG FUCK OFF TWAT FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHINK JESSE McCARTNEY JERRY I RAPE WALRUSES! 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SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELLATIO ASSWIPE MARGARET THATCHER WETBACK FEMADOM CUNT BITCH WANK DAMN MILF GOBSHITE CHICKEN SHIT JOHNNY RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER SHITE WANK FUCKING GIVING HEAD TAFFY LOGJAMMER BUKKAKE FUCK YOU YOUR MOM EXTRA LONG PENIS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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WIKIPEDIA PISS OFF MY ASS FLYING FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMNATION GENITALIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK DICKHEAD POMMIE CUNTYMINTS COCKGOBLIN CUNTBUCKET SHITFACE INCEST DOUCHE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAPE SEMEN SHITCOCK EMO FUCK SAGGY TITS BLUMPKIN DYKE RADIO FREE LUNCH PIG BITCH WANK GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT ASSBANDIT TITS HELL BIRD SHIT LET'S SHIT PENIS ON A BUN MOTHERFUCKER CHINK BOOBIES CRAP ON A STICK [expletive deleted] FUCK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICK MILF GARBAGE DAY! CHIGGER CLIT FUCKER INBRED PRICK SHITFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER DICK CHICKEN PISS FAG DAMN SHITTY FUCKING BASEBALL REDNECK PRICK FUCKWIT PENIS ON A STICK MICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK WANK PUSSYLICKER BITCH PENISFUCK SEMEN CUNT HONKY ASS TWAT HELLFIRE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BEAVER ASSHAT FUCKFACE BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER POWERSHIT RECTUM RAIDER JACK OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK KNOBJOCKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BIGNOSE SHIT SHIT SHITE HAIL SATAN! FUCK ASSFACE RUSTY TROMBONE PUSSYLICKER CUM DONKEY PUNCHER ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MARCH OF FLAMES BATHING SUIT AREA YUKY DOODY BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT CLEMEN DAMN COON FELLATIO ASSCRACK GYPSY FUCKING A DAMN DOODIE HEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK NUGGET JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSHAT and with the DAMN and his TITMOUSE of girraffes in which I'LL RAPE YOU while reading about BONG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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