Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKWIT neurochemical FUCK disorder JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOAT DICK, sudden MILF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHIGGER or CHIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BONG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SMEG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING A include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRIG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially FUCKSTAIN objectionable words).
ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! Tourette's is FUCK YOU not to be SHITCUNTING confused with 666 Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSCRACK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER random INBRED disorientation, culturally-PIG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JIZZ outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING A language, YOU WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BELLEND TRANNY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive CLUSTERFUCK quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD garbage.
Darnit.
A RAT'S ASS Polite Note to the BORDER HOPPER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your EARS OF CHRIST article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SUITCASE PENIS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWAT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of STRAWBERRY ASS Tourrette's sufferers ASSHOLE swear. You can SAMUEL L. JACKSON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AY-AY-AY TV, for always focusing on the CUNNILINGUS bad side of a terrible GOBSHITE thing.
- The main ASSHOLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SAMUEL L. JACKSON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small AY-AY-AY knee PENIS ON A STICK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is NIPPLES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEX school for HOLY DUMB FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNNILINGUS sufferers to become DAMN IT manically depressed and BITCH commit DICKHEAD suicide.
- There is no SEX cure, and the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse WOODPECKERSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITS perodol" which caused my entire TAMPONS body to go BITCH numb and RAGHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIGGER it is without the SHITE drug.
I am an active member of a SHITHEAD tourette syndrome CHIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM public view of Tourettes as a "BEANER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SAND NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am AUTOFELLATIO sorry for CHIGGER "hi-jacking" your MILF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a OSTRICH MY ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TURD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHAT, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) CUNTING ASSCRACK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your STRAWBERRY ASS time.
Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “JACK ABRAMOFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply
As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society MONASTERIES.
Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen
P.S. PICKANINNY Regards to Andrew DICKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply
As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?
Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKFACE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my ROSIE O'DONNELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine GOAT DICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS and REDNECK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MARCH OF FLAMES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BAND WITH 4 FLYING RAT'S ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POLESMOKER HORSE! GOAT DICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOAT DICK'S HOUSE
How HOMO to RAT'S COCK cure SHAKOPEE the Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! Tourette's PICKANINNY Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment HELL for FUCKWIT Tourette's SOD OFF Syndrome CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON is CUM following D'OH these CUNNILINGUS rules CLEMEN in MARGARET THATCHER order:
- 1: Avoid CHENEY immature FU SPANG little SON OF A BITCH kids,
- 2: Count to CRAPMUNCHER within DAMN 10 FRAKseconds,
- 3: Do not open your WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HOMO RAT'S ASS nor HELL talk,
- 4: Tell CLUSTERFUCK yourself you FELCHING don't SHITTY have SMEG this YID disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHICKEN SHIT WITH NASTY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the GOAT DICK last straw SEX!
I fucking put FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHAT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PIECE OF SHIT the TOP OF DICK THIS WIGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKSTAIN offensive. NIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SUCK COCKS IN HELL! people who try NICARAGUA to battle BULLCRAP'WIENER that tight-ass BIG FOOT 17-year-FUCKWIT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CRAPPY it now, but someone said MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE' SCROTUM MONASTERIES'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing SHITTY matter. Plus there PRICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSFACE Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKER articles CUNTBUCKET about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFACE stuff. So CUNTSWILLING that means 4CHAN stop getting mad at the SLOPE first part too and DAMN talking about the SHITBALLS letter that it's GOD DAMMIT mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI the heck you're talking about). Adrian MY ANUS IS BLEEDING hi self CUNT even made a really FUCKER good point. "It's SHITE nothing more FIST FUCK from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". BULLSHIT. Which I'll add SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH onto PIGFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HOLY DUMB FUCK suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MASTURBATION it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING A be, because if I were a BIGNOSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JAP hilarious. If you JOHNNY Want facts, go on BATHING SUIT AREA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CROTCH be offended, don't read NIGNOG the freaking RAPE article anyway.
CUNT FRED PHELPS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITTY JACKASS ASS FASCIST SHIT FELLATIO JACKASS MARGARET THATCHER
DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HORSE PENIS TITWANK BUTTFUCKER SOD OFF SLOPE DARTH VADER SOD OFF CLIT PUSSY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITMOUSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTRAG JOHNNY FUCK OFF AMERICA ONLINE SPUNK WANK SON OF A BITCH JACKASS CLEMEN DAMN CLEMEN JACK OFF BENCH PRESS QUEEF CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER CUNNILINGUS CHICKEN FRIES BUTTFUCKER DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD NIGGER DARTH VADER SHITFACE CUNT CRAPPER BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER FRITZ GENITALIA JAP ASSRAMMER FELCHING FUCKHEAD DOT HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNT GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA BITCH CRACKER SHITFACE JAP ASSHAT CUNT ASS ASSWIPE DILDO BASTARD BULLSHIT TRANNY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! MICK BITCH CLIT CUNT CRAPPER WANK CUNTYMINTS ORGASM VAGINA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WIENER NI WANK PISS ARTIST GREASER ASS SON OF A BITCH BULLCRAP FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SOD OFF QUEEF NECROPHILIA CUM PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING POLAK PIGFUCKER ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COCK WOP YOU WANKER FAGGOT BOON FUCKTARD I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRAP GOD DAMN TIT DIRT TWISTY VAGINA FELLATIO CUNT TWISTY VAGINA ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER HADJI DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER NAZI JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT DICK CHICKEN SHITE CRAPFUCKER RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT CLIT TWAT SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT SPUNK MONKEY BALLS DICK CHICKEN BLUMPKIN TOSSER BASTARD TITWANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING JUMP! ANAL DIABETES FRED PHELPS JUSTIN BIEBER LET'S SHIT CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER TITTYWANK BUTT-HOLE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME TWAT BONER SHITTY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS TITS & DICKS CHOAD FIRECROTCH GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD BUTT-HOLE DOUCHEBAG POMMIE SHITFACE RUSKIE PORCH MONKEY ASSHAT MARGARET THATCHER NECROPHILIA CUNT FAGGOT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSWIPE PISS OFF SHITSLINGING EMO DUMBASS FUCK YOU HOSER BEAVER FAGGOT HELL CUNNILINGUS PEEPEE FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS REBECCA BLACK WIENER PUSSY NIPPLES COCK ARSEBADGERS BRITNEY HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKFACE FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE BAD MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK SNUFF PORN EPIDIDYMIS ASSFACE FROG LIMEY FUCKBAG PENIS ON A STICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK OFF CUNTBUCKET FELCHMONKEY PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS BUGGER OFF BLOWJOB FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SOD FROG'S FAT ASS MOCCASINS BONG NI FUCKTARD SCROTUM All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIRD SHIT SHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY NIGGER DARTH VADER ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HAIL SATAN! CUNT SUCK MY COCK DICKFACE GENITALIA SHIT PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING ABO GOD DAMN CHOAD EUROIPODS DICKLICK DAMNATION GOD BLESS AMERICA POLACK SCUMBUCKET BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS YOU WANKER FUCKING A POOPY D'OH SHIT CHRISTHUMPER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS SHIT FUCK YOU WIENER PISS I WILL END YOU! CHRISTHUMPER RUSTY TROMBONE CUNTRAG [Insert swear here] ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER PENISPENISPENIS!!! PIG SHITHEAD VILLAGE DUMP FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT CRAPPER BATMAN & ROBIN PISSHOLE TITTYWANK O CANADA BEAVER POLACK TAMPONS SHIT CONDOMS VENEREAL DISEASE GRIS BOOBIES FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT NAZI FUCK OFF TWO-INCH PENIS GARBAGE DAY! MASTURBATION HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HENTAI NIGNOG GUMDROPS LIMEY ASS WILLY WONKA FUCK OFF ABO DOUCHE NAZI SEMEN MOCCASINS KAFFIR COMMUNIST DILDO NEGRO BIRD IN THE HOUSE CRAP ON A STICK TITMOUSE TITS FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK BOOBIES ASS TWAT CARPET MUNCHER BASTARD JIGGABOO TWAT TUBA DIRTY SANCHEZ SAGGY TITS PISS OFF MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITE BITCH DUMBASS SHITE JACKASS SHITFACE FLYING FUCK NEGRO SHITE SHIT MARGARET THATCHER SPUNK suck my mothers FAG FUCKFACE JIZZ FROG'S FAT ASS WANK CHRISTHUMPER FUCK MALL SANTA BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JACK ABRAMOFF NEOPETS CUNT DICKFACE FRIG GOD DAMN SIGMUND FREUD BITCH HELL MALL SANTA FUCKWIT HADJI SOD OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHOLE WHORE NIGGER BUGGER OFF WOODPECKERSHIT TAFFY RUSKIE CLEMEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DICKHEAD FELLATIO JACKASS SHITSKIN ASSRAMMER TRANNY SEMEN RAPE TITWANK RAGHEAD CHOAD RAGHEAD NORTH KOREA SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL BULLSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PUNANI CUNT DYKE FUCK GRASS MUD HORSE FELCHING SHITFACE ASSHAT RECTUM RAIDER DOT HEAD CLEMEN SHITHEAD DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKTARD CHINK PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT YOU WANKER COCKSTUFFER CRAPMUNCHER COCKSTUFFER SHITTY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITFACE BALLS DAMN GYPSY FUCK PICKANINNY KIKE TAMPONS AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHING HUEY P. NEWTON PEARL NECKLACE ASS MARGARET THATCHER FRAK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK CRAP ON A STICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SUCK A BIG DICK JACKASS SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB CUNNILINGUS ASSRAPING TITMOUSE FUCK SHITTY CRAPPY BUGGER OFF WINDOWS VISTA DAMN JERRY PENIS FAGGOT FUCK ASSCRACK DELICIOUS CAKE BULLCRAP NIGGER [expletive deleted] TIT DIRT CHICKEN SHIT CUNTSWILLING SUCK MY COCK TWISTY VAGINA GOAT DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS ARTIST DAMN HO SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN GRIS POWERSHIT YOU WANKER HELL I WILL END YOU! REDNECK SEMEN PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT CRAPFUCKER COCKSTUFFER YOU WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN WIENER ORGASM RUSKIE BONER DAMN IT SHITFUCKER SAND NIGGER DIPSHIT JIGGABOO JERK OFF DUMBASS DAMN ASSHAT DUMBASS BUGGER OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HELL ASSFACE PISS 666 GRIS MOTHERFUCKER D'OH NAZI DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT SPUNK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! HOMO CARPET MUNCHER BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FUCKHEAD BONER SHIT DYKE SPICY CUNT FUCK DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS MALARKY VAGINA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNNILINGUS ROSIE O'DONNELL TRANNY FUCKING GOD DAMMIT P'KANG BLUMPKIN FUCKER HEIL HITLER! I RAPE WALRUSES! BIRD SHIT DILDO FUCK YOU SCROTUM SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD PEDOPHILIA COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER TURD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITTY PORCUPINE'S BALLS NIGGER ABO ASS PEEPEE FUCK GOBSHITE GOD DAMMIT RAPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE HO FLYING RAT'S ASS HOMO PISS ARTIST SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCKSUCKER FUCKING A CRAP ON A STICK ASSHAT CHING CHONG CHINK JUNGLE BUNNY HENTAI YOU WANKER BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPIC FUCK NUGGET CLIT I WILL KILL YOU! SHITFUCKER SHITFACE SHITFACE BOOBS TWAT D'OH FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER CUNTYMINTS YID BOOBS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUNE COON BUTT PIRATE SPUNK BUGGER OFF GREASER BUNG-HOLE BOB SAGET QUEEF KAFFIR WANK AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT FUCK FASHION BUG PISSHOLE CHICKEN FRIES PRICK SHITHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE LAKE TITICACA DICKLICK DICK IN A BOX FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT ASS PISS INCEST BALLS REBECCA BLACK INBRED FRENCH TICKLER WIGGER MALARKY TITS & DICKS SPIC FUCK YOU DAMMIT JACKASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKER DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE SHIT BITCH DILDO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NIGGER SHITSLINGING DAMNATION CUNTBUCKET FUCK OFF FIRECROTCH JERRY WANKER ASSFACE FUCK TIMBER NIGGER BITCH MILF ORGASM URINE-GARGLING SHITHEAD SHITFACE CC PLZ WALRUS SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER JIZZ FUCK A DUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING JUMP! HORSE PENIS PISSHOLE TIT SPRINKLES FUCKHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD VAGINA LET'S SHIT MILF SCUMBAG HELL GO HOME AND DIE DOODIE HEAD SMEG JACK ABRAMOFF DOG FUCKER MOCKIE POMMIE DAMMIT CLEMEN SHIT SHITFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER MOCKIE ASSHAT CUM SHIT BELGIUM WANK NIGGER TITS FUCKING SCROTUM LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCK OFF FUCK BOLLOCKS BOOBIES ASSWIPE SNUFF PORN FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PENIS GOD DAMMIT DARTH VADER FELLATIO GYPSY SHITHEAD SHIT YUKY DOODY GOD DAMN WANKER BORDER HOPPER FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER NIGGER PISS ARTIST BASTARD SHITE FUCKER SHITHEAD TACO MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS SPIC DICK FUCK YOU COCK KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNTYMINTS GO HOME AND DIE FEWMETS NIGGER INCEST DAMMIT FUCK DOUCHE CLEMEN YOGHURT CANNON FUCKFACE ASS FAG COON MONKEY SHIT FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRIG PENIS HOLY DUMB FUCK NIPPLES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN BITCH SHIT HORSE SHIT BUGGER OFF WALRUS SHIT FELCHING CUNTSWILLING FUCKING O CANADA CONAN O'BRIAN JAP JIZZ HELL SHITFACE JOHNNY CARPET MUNCHER DIPSHIT GOOK FUCKER BANGKOK CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER BASTARD ASS SEMEN SON OF A BITCH FEMADOM ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE WALRUS SHIT DUMBASS FUCKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT KIKE FENCE JUMPER QUEEF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? THONG TASTER GANGBANG SHITFUCKER SPUNK FUCKING CHIGGER SHITTY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT HORSE SHIT BASTARD RAPE I WILL KILL YOU! CC PLZ FUCKHEAD HYPERINFLATION TWAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DUMBASS FUCKING BORDER HOPPER PUNANI [EXPLETIVE] MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING TITS FOREIGN CURRENCY ABO PISS CUNT SHITE CLUSTERFUCK BALLS FUCK OFF ARSE TITTIES HOMO RAPE DILDO GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK DAMN IT DAMN CUNNILINGUS SHITE TITS DICK PORCH MONKEY PENIS SCUMBUCKET SHITE FUCKING A NIGGER PAKI SHAKOPEE I'LL RAPE YOU TWO-INCH PENIS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MALARKY YOGHURT CANNON DICK CHICKEN CRAPMUNCHER CANDY BUDDHIST MONK PIGFUCKER PISS ARTIST SPUNK CHENEY FEWMETS GYPSY JUSTIN BIEBER DOUCHE FUCKFACE FEMADOM COCK O KURWA! GRINGO MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKTARD BANGKOK SHITE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITSLINGING DAMNATION AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCROTUM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHAKOPEE COCK FUCK D'OH DAMMIT NAZI HONKY SUCK MY DICK DAGO HELL BONER DIRTY SANCHEZ DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BOON FENCE JUMPER NIGNOG NAZI ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT P'KANG TESTICLE CHOKE DOUCHE NAZI GANGBANG YOUR MOM FOOTBALL DAMMIT DICKFACE FRITZ SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEX STEVE BALLMER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT HONKY WANKSPLAT TIMBER NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KNOBJOCKEY BULLSHIT DIPSHIT BASTARD DAMN CUNT SHITSLIDE BLOWJOB BASTARD NEGRO DONALD RUMSFELD GREASER FUCK NUGGET FUCKHEAD FUCK BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKWIT DAMN IT PISSHOLE RIGHT WING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANK MASTURBATION SOD OFF MOCCASINS HELL FELCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ FAGGOT SHUT UP, MEG! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO HELL NECROPHILIA DICK CHICKEN NAZI FUCK OFF VAGINA WIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MALL SANTA TIT SPRINKLES PISS D'OH DOUCHEBAG SEMPRINI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKER PUSSY BEAVER NEGRO JACKASS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK CLIT BUTT PIRATE NIGGER PISS BUTTFUCKER COCKSTUFFER GIVING HEAD FUCKWIT EXTRA LONG PENIS CC PLZ PENIS CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S ASS VAGINA CRAP ON A STICK SHIT SNUFF PORN STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMMIT Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive BUNG-HOLE and with the KAFFIR and his DUMBASS of girraffes in which ARFENHOUSE while reading about BANGKOK!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CLUSTERFUCK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- TAFFY
Article written in the style of its subject This article is BITCH funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its COCK subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKING, it is probably because you are an INBRED BAD MOTHERFUCKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHOAD joke loses its humour PISS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so VENEREAL DISEASE ignorant, then you wouldn't have MOTHERFUCKER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DOUCHING BASTARD BITCH THONG TASTER FELLATIO!!!!!I <3 COCK |