Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HELL'JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE'ASSBANDIT'TAMPON IN MY ASS'INCEST'ASSWIPE'PUSSY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JOHNNY look at the SHITE talk page of this ASS article for notes or discussion before BULLCRAP editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANK neurochemical FUCK disorder COCKSMOKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CONAN O'BRIAN, sudden BELLEND m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT or WANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WANKSPLAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ANAL DIABETES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUTTFUCKER CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BALL SACK utterFUCKance of socially FASHION BUG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SUITCASE PENIS television programs to address CARPET MUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

HAIL SATAN! Tourette's is FUCKER not to be SHITTING DICK NIPPLES confused with DOUCHE NAZI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WALRUS SHIT random DAMMIT disorientation, culturally-CUNT CRAPPER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLEVELAND STEAMER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCUMBAG language, FRIG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN IT souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTY quantities LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT of ANAL DIABETES BUGFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the RUSTY TROMBONE Author:

The CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourette's JOHNNY Research Institute was YOUR MOM founded to DOG FUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MILF article TITMOUSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BOLLOCKS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SCRATCH! GROUNDER!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JOHNNY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of QUEEF Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can ASSCRACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FEWMETS TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible HOMO thing.
• The main ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SOD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS knee ASSCRACK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JOHN ELWAY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SCUMBUCKET school for ARSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I WILL KILL YOU! sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and SHITPISSER commit JENKEM suicide.
• There is no SOD OFF cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SEX perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go BUKKAKE numb and PEDOPHILIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKWIT it is without the JACKASS drug.

I am an active member of a SHITTY tourette syndrome SHITFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JAP the DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "FAGGOT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KRAUT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKSMOKER sorry for ASSCRACK "hi-jacking" your TITTIES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA this that really SIGMUND FREUD annoys me. I am working towards a DONALD RUMSFELD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MALL SANTA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS, and making fun of a NAZI horrible disorder is (not) KAFFIR funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK time.

Best WANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOATSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries KENNY leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. WIKIPEDIA Regards to Andrew I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The ALEX TREBEK bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT LIKE A HORSE punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS SHIT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my MALARKY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CONAN O'BRIAN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCKSUCKER and LGBT RIGHTS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JENKEM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) INJUN BAND WITH 4 PISS OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FENCE JUMPER HORSE! CONAN O'BRIAN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CONAN O'BRIAN'S HOUSE

How CC PLZ to ASSWIPE cure SLOPE the FUCKSTAIN Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for PRICK Tourette's DIPSHIT Syndrome SONNY BILL WILLIAMS is HO following SHIT these BITCH rules ASS in KAFFIR order:

• 1: Avoid SHITSKIN immature HELL little DOUCHE NAZI kids,
• 2: Count to COCKGOBLIN within CUNTYMINTS 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WETBACK CLEMEN CHIGGER nor TAMPONS talk,
• 4: Tell BITCH yourself you ASSWIPE don't SHITFUCKER have FUCK this ARSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY CUNTING ASSCRACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CONAN O'BRIAN last straw FUCKFACE!

I fucking put PRICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE INCEST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKFUCKFUCK the TOP OF NIGGER THIS FUCKING A ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SON OF A BITCH offensive. BUTTFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING people who try COCKSHITTER to battle BAD MOTHERFUCKER'BUTTFUCKER that tight-ass IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 17-year-CHICKEN FRIES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUDGEPACKER it now, but someone said WOMEN'S RIGHTS' FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING'DIPSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKER is a laughing SHITPISSER matter. Plus there FUCKWIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on KAFFIR Uncyclopedia, there are MOTHERFUCKER articles BAT FUCK INSANE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SEX stuff. So DIPSHIT that means PAKI stop getting mad at the BUTTFUCKER first part too and CUNT talking about the DONKEY PUNCHER letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what ASSHAT letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian NECROPHILIA hi self SHITCOCK even made a really GOD DAMN good point. "It's FOUR-EYES nothing more TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE from a head nod to a CLEVELAND STEAMER knee tick". BOB SAGET. Which I'll add SHITFUCKER onto MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHICKEN SHIT suffer that DUMBASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes LET'S SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a DUMBASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TRANNY hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on CUNTBUCKET Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HELL be offended, don't read BATHING SUIT AREA the freaking NIPPLES article anyway.

SOAPY TITWANK PIECE OF SHIT MARGARET THATCHER DUMBASS FRIG SEX FUCK YOU JAP NIGGER DEVELOPERS!

PIG I AM CORNHOLIO! JERK OFF HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY CONAN O'BRIAN [Insert swear here] BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT AUTOFELLATIO DICK CHICKEN STEVE BALLMER MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS BUGGER OFF BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCUMBAG IT'S OVER 9000! CARPET MUNCHER CHING CHONG CHINK JUSTIN BIEBER MASTURBATION HELLFIRE RAT'S COCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOCCASINS ASSRAMMER QUEEF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHIT VAGINA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKER DAMN IT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHIT TOWELHEAD CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKWIT CLIT FUCK OFF JACKASS FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH GO HOME AND DIE ORGASM CHIGGER DOUCHE WARNER MUSIC GROUP LAKE TITICACA MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BELLEND CUNT CHUFF CHENEY FAGGOT GO HOME AND DIE PEDOPHILIA FRENCH TICKLER OH SHI– FUCK ASSCRACK STEVE BALLMER DICKHEAD ASSWIPE RAPE HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU CUM BUTTFUCKER SUGARTITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HOT GRITS KNOBJOCKEY DIPSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! BENCH PRESS MONKEY SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER GOD DAMMIT MOCCASINS ASSWIPE SHITE GOATSE FROG SHITFACE BUGGER OFF PISSHOLE JACKASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNNILINGUS FELLATIO DAMNATION PENIS FUCK YOU DICKFACE PEDOPHILIA PISSHOLE LIMEY MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CUNT TIT SPRINKLES BITCH RECTUM RAIDER CHIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK DIPSHIT suck my mothers ASSHAT TOSSER TWAT WANK ASS 666 SMEG I WILL END YOU! HELLFIRE BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE WIKIPEDIA FROG'S FAT ASS GOATSE TITTYWANK SLOPE PUSSYLICKER NAZI COCK DAMN FELLATIO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FIRECROTCH SPUNK FUCKFACE FUCKING A FUCKING DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS RAPE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKFACE FUCKTARD PEDOPHILIA FUCKFACE BITCH BELGIUM BEAVER BITCH FLYING FUCK WIGGER REDNECK PAKI BULLSHIT FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM MOCCASINS ASS CUNT SHITCOCK BITCH ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE SNUFF PORN BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BULLCRAP ORGASM SHITSLINGING SCUMBUCKET NAZI JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHE NAZI HELL SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM ORGASM FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK RAPE BASTARD NIPPLES PEDOPHILIA BENCH PRESS BITCH YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER HELLFIRE BASTARD PISS OFF DICK IN A BOX SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN IT INCEST FUCK YOU ASSFACE HOSER DIPSHIT TURD FRENCH TICKLER PISSHOLE FUCKING BITCH PAKI 666 PIG BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER FELCHING CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SACRAMENTO PISS ARTIST JACKASS DOM DeLUISE SON OF A BITCH MAMA MIA POLESMOKER ASSHOLE YOU WANKER [Insert swear here] DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS PISS OFF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASSHAT DICKFACE FUDGEPACKER JERRY DICK IN A BOX RAT'S COCK WOP CAPTAIN CRUNCH BLUMPKIN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WIKIPEDIA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BONER NIPPLES OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST FUCKING DYKE MOTHERFUCKER HOSER SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE FIST FUCK TWAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CAMEL FUCKER QUEEF ARSE BELLEND FUCKFACE PICKANINNY TWAT DILDO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BITCH ASS CUNT NIGGER DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOG FUCKER POLACK WANK ARSE REDSKIN SHITFACE TWAT YOU WANKER ASS FROG'S FAT ASS COLGATE PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER TRANNY BUGGER BULLSHIT BELGIUM COCKSMOKER FRITZ SHITE BITCH SHIT BLUE PENIS! CHICKEN SHIT ASS CHOAD FRENCH TICKLER FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS NAZI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUKKAKE I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD BASTARD DICKLICK FENCE JUMPER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SON OF A BITCH PUSSY SAND NIGGER SOD O CANADA NECROPHILIA VAGINA DONALD RUMSFELD ASS LET'S SHIT PEDOPHILIA ASS SOD EMO FUCK SLOPE DARTH VADER WETBACK COCKSUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING FUCKING NIGGER BLOWJOB ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY HOSER KRAUT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NAZI FUCK DICK CHICKEN CUNT CUNT DAMN IT SHITHEAD FRIG ASSHOLE SAND NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS OFF PENIS JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHOLE ROSIE O'DONNELL PISS OFF PISS OFF FUCK OFF BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JESSE McCARTNEY WALRUS SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY CUNTING ASSCRACK CRAPFUCKER PENISBIRD TACO SCROTUM BITCH MILF DONGSHOVER PIECE OF SHIT SPRINKLES DAGO FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE FUCKWIT SCROTUM FUCKHEAD CUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKWIT INBRED CUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! EMO RUSKIE CUNT P'KANG FUCKWIT BIG FOOT DICK WANK SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH YOU WANKER DAMMIT SHITHEAD QUEEF BIGNOSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT HELLFIRE WIENER DICKHEAD WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSCRACK QUEEF KRAUT WHITE RIGHTS HELL ASSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER YID DAMN HELL DAMN ASS SHITTY SCUMBUCKET VENEREAL DISEASE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WIENER DOG FUCKER PEDOPHILIA CLIT ASSCRACK ASSRAPING DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST FUCK CUNNILINGUS SPIC BUKKAKE DICKLICK DICKFACE PISSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS DIPSHIT POOPOO BUTTFUCKER TITMOUSE DOUCHEBAG JUMPING JESUS!!! SHITSKIN WALRUS SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKWIT CAMEL JOCKEY FRAK BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKHEAD DARTH VADER FEMADOM NIPPLES MASTURBATION HORSE PENIS POLESMOKER DYKE FUCKING JUMP! BALL SACK BOYCOTT VIACOM! CRAPMUNCHER SPIC FUCK NICARAGUA TAFFY DOG FUCKER ASS LICKER PUSSYLICKER NIGGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JACKASS JACKASS SHIT PISS ARTIST FUCKING SCUMBAG DIPSHIT LOLCAT FRAK HELL HOMO FRIG I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMMIT ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNNILINGUS WIGGER ASS JACKASS SHIT ASSHOLE PAKI YID MASTURBATION SHITHEAD FRED PHELPS CHENEY DAMMIT ASSHAT DICKLICK DICKFACE BITCH O KURWA! SHAKOPEE WARNER MUSIC GROUP PIGFUCKER DAMN CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK EMO TAFFY DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BOON SEMEN PRICK SNUFF PORN FUCKBAG BUGGER DOG SHIT BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT WANK TWAT CAPTAIN CRUNCH PENIS ON A BUN FUCK HOMO MOCCASINS PUSSYLICKER KIKE JACK OFF GOOK BUGFUCK FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NAZI NAZI FROG FUCKING ASSCRACK FELLATIO GRUE RAPE ASS FASCIST PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE SPUNK JAP BEAVER POMMIE INBRED BLOWJOB FROG'S FAT ASS SUGARTITS ARSE DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY SHUT UP, MEG! ASSRAMMER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICKHEAD FUCKWIT GANGBANG CHINK HELL PISS OFF I'LL RAPE YOU GIVING HEAD YID ABO COON COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TURD INBRED CUNTBUCKET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUGFUCK FELLATIO SHITSLINGING FUCKING JUMP! SEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SCUMBAG FUCK SHITSKIN FRITZ DOG SHIT STUDENT PROTESTS BALLS MOCKIE SHITFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK GENITALIA BELGIUM TAMPONS BASTARD PISSHOLE PISS DICK FUCKTARD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DICK PIXIES VAGINA ASSFACE SHITCOCK BIRD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER NEOPETS GO HOME AND DIE FUCK OFF DAMN HELL WOP SIGMUND FREUD REDNECK BUKKAKE BIRD SHIT DAMNATION HOSER FRITZ PISS JAP HEIL HITLER! REDSKIN CUNTBUCKET ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU DEMOCRACY BUTTFUCKER SHIT INJUN I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT NIGNOG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FELCHMONKEY DEMOCRACY CAMEL FUCKER BITCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM NEOPETS KIKE FELCHING TIT DIRT I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY BULLSHIT POLACK POLESMOKER FUCKER FROG CUNTBUCKET SHAKOPEE SHITFUCKER TOSSER DIPSHIT WEHATEMARIO PISSHOLE GOOK BUGGER FUCKBAG HELLFUCKER TRANNY FIST FUCK BORDER HOPPER SACRAMENTO JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT NIGGER HADJI GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMN MACACA HOMO SCROTUM FUCKWIT BASTARD ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY MARY WHITEHOUSE NIGGER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN JACKASS HORSE PENIS COCKGOBLIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT SCROTUM PIECE OF SHIT BIG FOOT DOUCHE NAZI DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF ASSHAT SHIT LIKE A HORSE DONALD RUMSFELD BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY TIT SPRINKLES FUCKFACE CHOAD BITCH BASTARD MALARKY FUCK SACRAMENTO MALARKY FLAMEVIPER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DARTH VADER TWAT PENIS CUNT LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD BOOBS DICK TITS INBRED ARSEBADGERS FUCK PIG JACKASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PIG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BOOBIES JACKASS CUNT FUCK SHITPISSER TITTIES GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER SAND NIGGER ASSFACE ASS CHING CHONG CHINK BONER SHUT UP, MEG! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSRAPING SHITFACE SNUFF PORN WANK TURD CUNTBUCKET PAKI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE PISS ARTIST GOAT DICK FUCK TITWANK CUNT TONY LA RUSSA CRAPPY DOG SHIT BALL SACK HEIL HITLER! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! RAT'S COCK SHIT ANUSCAKE CUM NIGNOG RUSTY TROMBONE FASHION BUG HORSE PENIS TAMPONS VAGINA BOOBS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TWISTY VAGINA SHIT FAGGOT ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BASTARD GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT ASSHOLE PEEPEE PORCH MONKEY SCUMBAG CUNT WANK SCROTUM CUNTRAG BUNG-HOLE BIRD SHIT GANGBANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING BOLLOCKS CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKER HOMO ASSHOLE CRAP ON A STICK DANDELIONS BITCH BANGKOK PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE BOOBIES GRAPE PENIS CANNED QUOTE JERK OFF DICKFACE DIPSHIT FUCK CAMEL FUCKER PISS ARTIST SHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE GIVING HEAD ASS SHITE JAP WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SIGMUND FREUD FUCK SUCK MY DICK [Insert silly non-swear here] DICKLICK INJUN DOUCHE PIGFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUKKAKE SPIC DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK FELCHING WANK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SUCK MY DICK ASSCRACK FRIG RAPE SEX COCKING FUCKBOROUGH YOU WANKER ASSHOLE ANUSCAKE CRAPMUNCHER COCK CHICKEN SHIT POOPOO SPANK THE MONKEY REBECCA BLACK PEDOPHILIA SHITTY WANK SAND NIGGER TWAT BULLSHIT TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG BIGNOSE DAMMIT PISS OFF MY ASS GOBSHITE DAGO FELLATIO FUCKING DICKFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITSLINGING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK HELLFUCKER ASSCRACK GOD DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK SCROTUM LONGCAT IS LONG SPUNK RAPE COCKSUCKER WANKER DONALD RUMSFELD FELCHING FAG DONGSHOVER AMERICA ONLINE FLYING RAT'S ASS IT'S OVER 9000! I WILL END YOU! JOHN SMILEY FACE REDSKIN SHITE HOSER JACKASS SHIT BUTT-HOLE HITLER GOAT DICK SHITTY PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF TOTAL PAKI TOSSER FUCKTARD BONER FUCK SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE DOUCHING DAMN O CANADA HELL TWAT NEOPETS CHICKEN FRIES JAP DUNE COON DAMNATION FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CLEMEN GANGBANG WARNER MUSIC GROUP ORGASM STEVE BALLMER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTYMINTS MARCH OF FLAMES BOOBIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK FLYING FUCK CRAPMUNCHER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK ASSRAPING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DEVELOPERS! SMEG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT PEDOPHILIA POLAK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH FUCK NUGGET FUCKER COLGATE PUSSYLICKER NIPPLES INBRED MILF FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER POLESMOKER BALLS SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKSMOKER PUSSY ASS ASSWIPE DUMBASS I DON'T HAVE AIDS FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSUCKER INJUN FUCKING PUNANI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SMEG ARSE JERRY FUCKING A FALSE BENSON FUCK DOUCHE NAZI TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITFACE WANK DIPSHIT TITWANK NAZI SHITCOCK BOB SAGET RECTUM RAIDER DYKE KIKE DICKFACE THONG TASTER FRENCH TICKLER GIVING HEAD CHENEY FUCK ASSHAT PISS BULLSHIT FUCKING CUNT COCK FUCKING A JACKASS CONDOMS CAMEL FUCKER FENCE JUMPER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT NICARAGUA ASSHAT ORGASM [EXPLETIVE] BLOWJOB HONKY MOTHERFUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITTYWANK FELLATIO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BORDER HOPPER CRAP ON A STICK JACK OFF GOBSHITE GOD BLESS AMERICA PICKANINNY ANUSCAKE BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN IT SHITHEAD POMMIE NIGNOG NIPPLES ASSHAT CRAP ON A STICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS DUMBASS SHITCUNTING suck my mothers OH SHI– BULLSHIT FOREIGN CURRENCY GOOK SHITE WILLY WONKA SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER WETBACK FIRECROTCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CHIGGER CLEMEN CUNT GOD DAMMIT PUSSY NIPPLES SHIT SHITFACE WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT FUCKFACE POLESMOKER SON OF A BITCH ASS LICKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCK YOU PISS DICKHEAD WILLY WONKA P'KANG JESSE McCARTNEY ASS JUNGLE BUNNY GOD DAMMIT BUGFUCK HORSE PENIS SACRAMENTO MONKEY'S UNCLE ABO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! LET'S SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHIGGER CUNT FENCE JUMPER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIENER NICARAGUA SHIT BALL SACK suck my mothers ARSE TITS NICARAGUA AY-AY-AY WANK HELL FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITFACE and with the FUCKING BASEBALL and his PECKERHEAD of girraffes in which BIRD SHIT while reading about ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS FASCIST also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• INBRED