Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MICK'CUNNILINGUS'SON OF A BITCH'JACK OFF'YOU WANKER'PIECE OF SHIT'ANAL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder JOHN ELWAY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SNUFF PORN, sudden INBRED m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD DAMN or POLACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FELLATIO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TACO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may INJUN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAGHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITTY DICKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially SHITTY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PUSSY television programs to address YOU WANKER Tourette's syndrome.

GRIS Tourette's is BULLSHIT not to be POMMIE confused with FROG'S FAT ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKFACE random LIMEY disorientation, culturally-SPANK THE MONKEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS ARTIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM language, SEMPRINI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DIPSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? quantities BUGFUCK of ANAL DIABETES BIG FOOT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the FUCKER Author:

The O CANADA Tourette's FUCKING A Research Institute was WANK founded to BALLS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NEGRO article DUMBASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PUSSY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOUCHING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INBRED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING A Tourrette's sufferers DUMBASS swear. You can CHINK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHAT TV, for always focusing on the PISSHOLE bad side of a terrible WIKIPEDIA thing.
• The main DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ORGASM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DARTH VADER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING RAT'S ASS knee WIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MOZILLA FIREFOX no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGNOG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON school for DONKEY PUNCHER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIPPLES sufferers to become SHITE manically depressed and COON commit BASTARD suicide.
• There is no SHITPISSER cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACKASS tics often have adverse POO POO BLOWJOB side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSWIPE perodol" which caused my entire JOHN SMILEY FACE body to go BUTTFUCKER numb and FUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than PEDOPHILIA it is without the BALL SACK drug.

I am an active member of a SON OF A BITCH tourette syndrome FUCKING JUMP! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating INJUN the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "PICKANINNY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is INBRED much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHIGGER sorry for MASTURBATION "hi-jacking" your PISS ARTIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really JOHNNY annoys me. I am working towards a SHITHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SCROTUM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a BUGGER horrible disorder is (not) TAMPON IN MY ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SLOPE time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “[EXPLETIVE]” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Regards to Andrew COMMUNIST DILDO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The JESUS FUCKING CHRIST bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT CRAPPER punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DYKE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SNUFF PORN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSFACE and WIENER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PENISFUCK BAND WITH 4 SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HORSE! SNUFF PORN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SNUFF PORN'S HOUSE

How SOD to SHITFUCKER cure LET'S SHIT the PIGFUCKER Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GINGERBREAD for PUSSYLICKER Tourette's DAMN Syndrome DIRTY SANCHEZ is LIKE FATHER LIKE SON following DONKEY PUNCHER these REDNECK rules DONALD RUMSFELD in LAKE TITICACA order:

• 1: Avoid PENISBIRD immature ORGASM little DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within BOOBIES 10 MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT FRENCH TICKLER DAMN nor [Insert silly non-swear here] talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you JACKASS don't CTHULHU FHTAGN have CUNT this MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON WITH NASTY PISS UP MY ARSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOT HEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SNUFF PORN last straw FUCKING A!

I fucking put BUGGER OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF VAGINA THIS FUCK OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD DAMN offensive. BELLEND. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKWIT people who try ASSHOLE to battle TITMOUSE'ROSIE O'DONNELL that tight-ass CROTCH 17-year-EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOT HEAD it now, but someone said TWAT' PENIS ASS'FUCK OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BENCH PRESS is a laughing SHITFUCKER matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TIMBER NIGGER Uncyclopedia, there are MOTHERFUCKER articles BULLSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS ARTIST stuff. So WOODPECKERSHIT that means 4CHAN stop getting mad at the BOOBS first part too and BASTARD talking about the ORGASM letter that it's BULLSHIT mocking (what TOWELHEAD letter? I don't even know what HELLFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian BASTARD hi self POMMIE even made a really FELLATIO good point. "It's SHUT UP, MEG! nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a PEDOPHILIA knee tick". DIPSHIT. Which I'll add CRAPMUNCHER onto DUMBASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that DAMN IT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JOHNNY be, because if I were a PICKANINNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BAT FUCK INSANE hilarious. If you JACKASS Want facts, go on SHITFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll I RAPE WALRUSES! be offended, don't read FUCKHEAD the freaking RAT'S COCK article anyway.

HIGH WAGES AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PISS OFF MY ASS JOHNNY BUTT-HEAD BEAVER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NEGRO CHRIST OF TABERNACLE

SHITTY CHENEY BUTTFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JACKASS FUCK OFF JENKEM GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT HOSER SHITSKIN CHIGGER ASSHAT DAMN NAZI DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS BUGGER POMMIE PISSHOLE FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY ORGASM DIPSHIT NEGRO SEX GOOK MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSWIPE DAMN IT DICKHEAD LICK PUSSY FUCKWIT FLAMING ASS BADGER 666 HELL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT FUCK OFF TWAT ARSE 4CHAN WHORE DAMN NIGGER SCROTUM SHITCOCK PEDOPHILIA CHOAD KISSER BOOBIES BLUMPKIN VAGINA DAMN KIKE POOPOO ASSHAT YOU SHITFUCKER BOB SAGET DUMBASS DOUCHE SOD MILF BUTTFUCKER SUGARTITS MARGARET THATCHER HOSER CUNTRAG FUCKFACE PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREES ASSHAT KIKE FUCKING SHITSLINGING BITCH PISS ARTIST DILDO PISS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING HELL ARSE ASS FASCIST BALL SACK AY-AY-AY ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HELLFUCKER THONG TASTER URINE-GARGLING MONKEY SHIT DAMN SHAKOPEE ASS WETBACK SHITFUCKER CLEMEN CHUFF SCUMBUCKET CRAP BUTT PIRATE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITE MASTURBATION TACO YID DICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK LICK PUSSY SPANK THE MONKEY HUEY P. NEWTON SHIT ASS FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT SHITCOCK WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP POLAK CUM CONDOMS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKSTAIN JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANKER SEX DAMMIT HELL CLEMEN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BULLSHIT CULT OF THE DEAD COW CHOAD DAMN IT GANGBANG PISS OFF WANK BOOBS KNOBJOCKEY INJUN HORSE SHIT FEWMETS RAGHEAD FUCKWIT MALARKY CUM PENIS ORGASM BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT SCROTUM I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHOAD KISSER FELCHING MASTURBATION LET'S SHIT CHIGGER SHITTY CLEMEN CUM ASSWIPE 666 NIGGER HELL PRICK JERK OFF FUCKING A WIKIPEDIA MONKEY BALLS OH SHI– FRIG FLYING FUCK ASS DICKHEAD TITWANK FUCKING FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! KNOBJOCKEY JIGGABOO SEMEN CRAP ON A STICK ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF GOD DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GYPSY NIGGER SHOOP DA WHOOP HOT GRITS FUCK NIPPLES ORGASM TITTIES SCROTUM SHIT ASS YOU WANKER COCK COON ART METAL PRODUCTS SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT CHICKEN FRIES PISS ARTIST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HORSE SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING JUMP! SHIT COCK BIRD SHIT RICK MORANIS COON TACO GOAT DICK DICK BIGNOSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BELGIUM DAMN RAPE BUGGER OFF FUCKER FUCK YOU BOOBS BUGFUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FUCKSTAIN FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FRENCH TICKLER ASS FRIG FUCKFUCKFUCK TOSSER TITS POLESMOKER SHITCOCK DICKFACE REDSKIN BIGNOSE FELLATIO SHITHEAD CUNT CHINK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSKIN DAMN FUCKING A FUCK FIST FUCK DILDO I RAPE WALRUSES! JIZZ MASTURBATION ABO CRAP ON A STICK WIENER RAT'S ASS JERK OFF CRAPPY ROSIE O'DONNELL DICKHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN FROG SHITFUCKER FUCKER ASS DICK CHICKEN FUCKTARD HELL BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER COCKSTUFFER TOSSER LET'S SHIT BUTT-HEAD KNOBJOCKEY DAMN ASSHOLE ASS JIZZ SCROTUM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS JACKASS SHIT WANKSPLAT PRICK AY-AY-AY CUNT BOOBIES CRAPMUNCHER DIPSHIT INBRED DOUCHE SUCK MY DICK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS CUNT HOMO CLEVELAND STEAMER I'LL RAPE YOU CUM NECROPHILIA DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAPE CUNT DAMMIT CUM FEMADOM ASS ASSWIPE FRITZ SHIT KRAUT MONKEY SHIT CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT URINE-GARGLING DAMN SAND NIGGER FROG SHIT GOAT DICK AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHING SON OF A BITCH POMMIE PISS DOUCHEBAG PENIS ON A STICK CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING FUCKSTAIN CHAV CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK OFF FUCKTARD FUCK GOD DAMN SCUMBAG RAPE GOD DAMN BELLEND TITTIES PENIS FOUR-EYES TITWANK SON OF A BITCH [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BUNG-HOLE ARSE WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! EMO FUCK SEX I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FLYING RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET DICKLICK POO POO BLOWJOB CRAP MICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BULLCRAP MASTURBATION CUNNILINGUS TIMBER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISS ARTIST DAGO DELICIOUS CAKE PENIS ON A STICK FUCKING PISS YOU WANKER BASTARD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS GRAPE PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT LET'S SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK HOMO NIGGER BALLS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKHEAD BIG FOOT VENEREAL DISEASE SMEG SHITFACE CHIGGER BULLSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER HONKY DIPSHIT SHITFACE DICK TOWELHEAD BUTTFUCKER BITCH SHITCOCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS PISS PISS BUNG-HOLE HELL SOD POTTYMOUTH CHAV DAMN WALRUS SHIT HONKY SHITFUCKER DEMOCRACY VANITY PAGES ROCK suck my mothers HADJI HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BULLSHIT SLOPE FUCKING A MAMA MIA CROTCH CRACKER GREASER WIGGER FUCKING BASEBALL DOUCHETITS HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY CLEMEN VANITY PAGES ROCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT COON FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SLOPE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD TOWELHEAD FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE JACK OFF COLGATE SCUMBAG ASS HELL BUTTFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BONG GANGBANG CHOAD DICKWAD POLACK FAGGOT DIPSHIT HOT GRITS PENIS DOG SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLEMEN FUCK A DUCK SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUGFUCK PUSSYLICKER NIGGER DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FUCK RAT'S COCK CUNTBUCKET LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB DOODIE HEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOUCHETITS FUCKING A OH SHI– WANK AY-AY-AY PRICK FUCK CONDOMS BITCH CUNT CRAPPER SHITSLINGING CUNT CHOAD ANAL DIABETES PUNANI CHIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON MY ANUS IS BLEEDING OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKSTAIN TITWANK SHITSLINGING TITS & DICKS BUTTFUCKER PIG BITCH TWAT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HAIL SATAN! WIKIPEDIA GOOK SAND NIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN FRIES BOOBIES ASS CUNT CONDOMS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSHOLE DOM DeLUISE FUCK SHITCOCK TIBETAN BUDDHISM JACKASS SHIT PEEPEE CRAPMUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PRICK CRACKER RICK MORANIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER INBRED FUCK STUDENT RIOTS FUCKSTAIN JAP PENIS ON A BUN DICKHEAD PENIS FUCKER CHINK ASSHOLE SHITCOCK DAMMIT PUSSY BUNG-HOLE THONG TASTER MILF VAGINA BATHING SUIT AREA NECROPHILIA ORGASM WOMEN'S RIGHTS GOD DAMN BOOBS WANK FUCKHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE SIGMUND FREUD KNOBJOCKEY JACKASS DAMN MALARKY SHITFUCKER SEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SOD BULLSHIT TAFFY NIPPLES DICKHEAD BOOBIES WOP JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG FUCKER DAMN SCUMBAG KNOBJOCKEY ASSHAT SCROTUM HOMO AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD FUCK MOCCASINS WANK SHITHEAD BOOBS ASSCRACK VAGINA BITCH ORGASM LOLCAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER CUNT CRAPPER BASTARD FUCK A DUCK GREASER ASSWIPE FU SPANG CLEMEN CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SEMEN PISS HONKY CLUSTERFUCK GREASER DOG SHIT WANK FUCK OFF CUNT LAPPER INJUN PRICK WILLY WONKA DELICIOUS CAKE BOB SAGET TWISTY VAGINA SAND NIGGER DOUCHING FUCKING HELL SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKER CRAPPY BRUSH MA TEETH HAIL SATAN! FUCK DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK SHITE GO HOME AND DIE REBECCA BLACK WANKSPLAT ARSE CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKWIT FUCK NUGGET JUNGLE BUNNY KRAUT DICK CHICKEN ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BEAVER ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FAG CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SLOPE SON OF A BITCH CRAP ON A STICK SEMPRINI HELLFIRE GOD BLESS AMERICA DUNE COON DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT TITS & DICKS SHITCOCK PISS CUNTRAG DAMN CUNNILINGUS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FRITZ WANK DONKEY DICK NIGGER CHIGGER BUKKAKE FELCHING BASTARD BALLS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL BULLSHIT NEOPETS FLYING RAT'S ASS POMMIE TOTAL DILDO DOUCHE NAZI BUTTFUCKER CLIT RAT'S COCK DAMN IT SHITCUNTING GOD BLESS AMERICA CUM SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHING CHONG CHINK HAIL SATAN! JIZZ WANK JAP FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKWIT PISS OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE BLUMPKIN PUSSYLICKER HOSER CONAN O'BRIAN NIGGER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PISS ARTIST SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT CUNT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER TOWELHEAD CONDOMS FUCK ARSE ANAL DIABETES HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN TAFFY VAGINA BUGGER DOUCHEBAG CUNTRAG SHIT SHITSLIDE DAMN IT PUSSYLICKER POLACK TITS ABO SAGGY TITS FASHION BUG BAT FUCK INSANE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHINK PRICK POMMIE SEX FUCKWIT JIGGABOO SCUMBAG CRACKER DUMBASS SUCK MY DICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICK CUNT SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST FUCKING FUCK YOU BOB SAGET SHIT BASTARD GRINGO TURD NIPPLES SHITCUNTING SHITCOCK INBRED ASS ASSHAT TWAT SOD OFF DICKFACE CRAP ON A STICK AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT FAGGOT TWAT BITCH CUNTSWILLING SOD OFF FRIG FUCKING SHITBALLS FRITZ ANUSCAKE BELGIUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU BLOWJOB DIPSHIT ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] WOP PISSHOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE FOUR-EYES DELICIOUS CAKE SHITSLINGING JIZZ WALRUS SHIT BEAVER BITCH LOLCAT EXTRA LONG PENIS BUGFUCK CLUSTERFUCK FAG ANUSCAKE CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SOD DILDO INBRED DOG SHIT SEMEN CAMEL FUCKER PUNANI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WIKIPEDIA TWAT PISSHOLE ASS CHRISTHUMPER NIGNOG FLYING FUCK BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS DICK ASSCRACK SHITHEAD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DAMN TWAT SHITE SHITFUCKER BALLS NORTH KOREA TOSSER DAMN COCKSHITTER DAGO BEAVER BEAVER JACKASS DICK CHICKEN ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKING TITTIES REDSKIN FUCKHEAD REDSKIN PRICK COMMUNIST DILDO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SON OF A BITCH DAMN PISS ARTIST TOTAL CENSORSHIP ART METAL PRODUCTS JACK OFF FUCKER BALL SACK BOB SAGET CRAPFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE NORTH KOREA WANK ORGASM HOMO ASS GOOK CRAPMUNCHER CLEMEN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN BASTARD GRAPE PENIS BALLS SNUFF PORN CHIGGER AY-AY-AY SHITHEAD O KURWA! WIGGER JAP DIPSHIT FUCK OFF RAGHEAD GOAT DICK TWAT BUTTFUCKER PRICK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SAND NIGGER HUMAN RIGHTS BITCH WILLY WONKA DAMN IT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CRAPPY SHITE RAT'S ASS CRAPFUCKER FELCHING SOD OFF SEMEN DOG SHIT SHITHEAD BUGGER OFF CLUSTERFUCK JERRY I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK O CANADA SHITE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POMMIE JACK ABRAMOFF GOBSHITE SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA ARSE FUCK OFF REBECCA BLACK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT FUCK OFF SHITTY CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCROTUM FELCHING ARSE HELL JACKASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD SPIC DOUCHEBAG PENIS ASSHAT FASHION BUG POMMIE CLEVELAND STEAMER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER YUKY DOODY MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FUCK OFF SHIT PUSSY BOOBIES I AM CORNHOLIO! BULLSHIT PIGFUCKER WALRUS SHIT DAMNATION JACKASS SHIT FUCKING RUSTY TROMBONE MR WINKLER IS GAY TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKLICK TITS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOBSHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER LOGJAMMER FUCKHEAD HELL FUCK YOU PUSSY COON CLIT COCKSTUFFER CUNT ARSE DICK CHICKEN BONER BIRD SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK FLYING FUCK SHITTY REDNECK BUTT PIRATE TACO FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE BITCH ARSE CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ BONG FAG MONKEY SHIT COCK FUCKING JUMP! WANKER TACO PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST VENEREAL DISEASE PIGFUCKER HONKY BIRD IN THE HOUSE MILF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST and with the ASSWIPE and his SHIT of girraffes in which PISS while reading about MARGARET THATCHER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CARPET MUNCHER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HOMO