Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without WHORE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DICKHEAD article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or POMMIE neurochemical FUCK disorder EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HADJI, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S ASS or VENEREAL DISEASE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTERFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SON OF A BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TACO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MALARKY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SEX TITTIES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POLAK utterFUCKance of socially POLAK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS UP MY ARSE television programs to address COCKSMOKER Tourette's syndrome.

GRINGO Tourette's is COCK not to be DAMN confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SUCK COCKS IN HELL! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HORSE SHIT random ASSFACE disorientation, culturally-HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JERK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WINDOWS VISTA FUCK YOU of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GRIS souvenir shoppes and massive DOUGHNUT PUNCHER quantities CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A of ANAL DIABETES FUCKFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A CHIGGER Polite Note to the BUTTFUCKER Author:

The STEVE BALLMER Tourette's JACK OFF Research Institute was BASTARD founded to DAMMIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WIENER article KNOBJOCKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SUGARTITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JUNGLE BUNNY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CRAP Tourrette's sufferers REBECCA BLACK swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible MONKEY SHIT thing.
The main GO HOME AND DIE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PECKERHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSKIN knee YOU WANKER NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is ARSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes YOU WANKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMN school for DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHOAD sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and BATHING SUIT AREA commit ASS suicide.
There is no GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS cure, and the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! tics often have adverse BEAVER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELL perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go CLEVELAND STEAMER numb and BOOBIES basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS LICKER it is without the FUCKSTAIN drug.

I am an active member of a JIGGABOO tourette syndrome FELCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITFACE the CHOAD public view of Tourettes as a "PENIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MASTICATION FOR THE NATION sorry for SHITTY "hi-jacking" your CLUSTERFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really FUCKWIT annoys me. I am working towards a DUMBASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOLLOCKS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TOSSER, and making fun of a JACKASS horrible disorder is (not) TACO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNTBUCKET time.

Best CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DARTH VADER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIENANMEN SQUARE in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “PORTUGAL” Wen

P.S. SHITBALLS Regards to Andrew JACKASS SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The CRACKER bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSBANDIT punch him if you HELLFIRE want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with MUGABE HAS AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my RUSTY TROMBONE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HADJI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GENITALIA and DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HORSE PENIS BAND WITH 4 POMMIE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A INCEST HORSE! HADJI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HADJI'S HOUSE

How TACO to NEGRO cure ROSIE O'DONNELL the SNUFF PORN Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SAGGY TITS for HELL Tourette's SHIT Syndrome GOD DAMN is CUNTING ASSCRACK following POWERSHIT these COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT rules PISS OFF in SON OF A BITCH order:

1: Avoid CUNT immature HOMO little FUDGEPACKER kids,
2: Count to WOODPECKERSHIT within DICKHEAD 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
3: Do not open your ARSE PENIS BASTARD nor ASSCRACK talk,
4: Tell HORSE SHIT yourself you TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! don't BITCH have CUNT this SCROTUM disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY SEX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIENER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HADJI last straw TITTIES!

I fucking put JACKASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOB SAGET PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BULLSHIT the TOP OF PORCH MONKEY THIS ASSHOLE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SIGMUND FREUD offensive. NIGGER TITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to KIKE people who try CONAN O'BRIAN to battle INCEST'JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST that tight-ass HELL 17-year-BITCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BIRD SHIT it now, but someone said ASSFACE' PENIS FUCK OFF'COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING is a laughing WOODPECKERSHIT matter. Plus there SHITPISSER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GO COUNT YOUR DICK Uncyclopedia, there are SHIT articles SPICY CUNT FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIKIPEDIA stuff. So NI that means BLOWJOB stop getting mad at the FLYING FUCK first part too and RAGHEAD talking about the AUTOFELLATIO letter that it's BUTTFUCKER mocking (what WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? letter? I don't even know what ARSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self TITS even made a really FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD good point. "It's SCUMBAG nothing more HELL from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". WANKER. Which I'll add I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST onto YOGHURT CANNON saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ARFENHOUSE suffer that DICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BLOWJOB be, because if I were a GOOK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FRITZ hilarious. If you HELL Want facts, go on WOP Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOOK be offended, don't read WOMEN'S RIGHTS the freaking TAFFY article anyway.

SEMEN WANK EXTRA LONG PENIS FELCHING POLAK PISS OFF FUCKHEAD BITCH SHITE GO HOME AND DIE

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FUCKING JUMP! SHITCOCK YUKY DOODY ARSE WANK BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING ANAL SHITHEAD YOU WANKER DUMBASS PISSHOLE JACK OFF HELL FUCK CHINK NAZI FLAMING ASS BADGER BELLEND SACRAMENTO BASTARD MONKEY'S UNCLE TWAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK NORTH KOREA CRAP SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER DOUCHE NAZI BIRD SHIT WANK BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER SUCK MY COCK DAMN PISS SMEG Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS DELICIOUS CAKE MOLDY TITS NAZI FUCK OFF JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKSTAIN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DUMBASS TOSSER NIPPLES HELL PISS PENIS ON A BUN SHITTY EARS OF CHRIST HELL WIENER SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER SHITCOCK CLUSTERFUCK YID DILDO GOD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN POLACK TITS TITTIES WANK PISS [expletive deleted] FUCKTARD CONDOMS DIPSHIT CLEMEN FU SPANG GO COUNT YOUR DICK DYKE GOD DAMMIT COCK PIG DILDO FUCK YOU BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER JERK OFF PIG MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JAP FUCKHEAD ARSE CAUCASIANS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU WANKER HOMO SHITE SHIT BULLSHIT LIMEY PISS OH SHI– DAMN JERK OFF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MALARKY PEARL NECKLACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOOK MILF JOHNNY PISS OFF MY ASS TITS CHIGGER ASSCRACK DOT HEAD TIMBER NIGGER ALEX TREBEK BLUMPKIN TEDDY BEARS FUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHOLE FRITZ FUCK GOOK BEAVER CLIT CLIT TALK PAGES COON HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOG SHIT DYKE FUCK SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER BUGGER NEGRO DAMMIT BOLLOCKS SHITSLINGING TRANNY PISS ARTIST CHIGGER DAMN CHIGGER QUEEF BLUE PENIS! BUGFUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUKKAKE BLISTERING BARNACLES FRIG DOG SHIT FUCK A DUCK SPUNK NIGGER CHUFF WANK HELL CRAPMUNCHER MOZILLA FIREFOX CHINK PISS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DYKE FLYING FUCK INBRED WARNER MUSIC GROUP KIDDY FIDDLER NAZI DICK TITS PENIS ABO NEGRO HELL SHITSLIDE TAFFY ASSHAT SHIT ASSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BULLCRAP TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ANUSCAKE COCKSUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CARPET MUNCHER BALLS FROG SHITFUCKER NAZI SHIT HATE HATE HAT GARBAGE DAY! DUMBASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK MASTURBATION WINDOWS VISTA BALLS MASTURBATION ASSCRACK PUSSY TURD FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN DICKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH YOU WANKER FELLATIO CUNNILINGUS DOG SHIT SHITCOCK MACACA NAZI KNOBJOCKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO GIVING HEAD JACK OFF PISS OFF CUM LAKE TITICACA DILDO SHITHEAD ASS LICKER NIHILISM SHIT ASSFACE FUCKTARD FUCKTARD RAPE ASS FUCKTARD CUNT SHITFACE ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BRUSH MA TEETH YUKY DOODY SHITFUCKER SOD ASS FASCIST DICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE RAT'S COCK TITS GRINGO BANGKOK TWAT SHIT PENIS WIENER EXTRA LONG PENIS CRACKER VAGINA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCKSMOKER TWAT POISON IN TOOTHPASTE CROTCH MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX SON OF A BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN VAGINA MICK ASSCRACK SAGGY TITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ARSE PISS ARTIST SOD OFF MACACA BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST TWAT GOD DAMMIT PISS GRINGO FUCK YOU BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NEGRO REDNECK SHIT LIKE A HORSE SACRAMENTO SHITE CLUSTERFUCK FRIG MARGARET THATCHER BEAVER YOU WANKER CUM GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT FEMADOM EMO MOCCASINS FUCKING GANGBANG TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHIT SCUMBAG FUCKING A PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT JAP HONKY DAMN COON GENITALIA FUCK DOUCHE NAZI BASTARD SHIT FUCKING A COCK CHINK WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? REBECCA BLACK FUCK FUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMN FUCKING GOD DAMN WANKSPLAT MONKEY'S UNCLE NIPPLES OH SHI– AUTOFELLATIO PIECE OF SHIT RECTUM RAIDER ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKER WANKSPLAT CUNTING ASSCRACK RICK MORANIS DOUCHETITS VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK FUCKING BUTT PIRATE BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK ORANGE TURTLE DOUCHE DIPSHIT POMMIE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE RICK MORANIS MACACA BEANER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTRAG TITMOUSE GREASER COON SHIT SOAPY TITWANK ARSEBADGERS ASS FASCIST TITMOUSE RECTUM RAIDER CUNTING ASSCRACK MALARKY BULLSHIT RAGHEAD ORANGE TURTLE CHOAD KISSER SHITFUCKER O KURWA! PEDOPHILIA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT REDSKIN BOOBS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TWO-INCH PENIS SHITTY RAT'S COCK MOLDY TITS TITS NIPPLES BULLSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER HO CROTCH HELL STRAWBERRY ASS HELL ASSWIPE TESTICLE CHOKE DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD RAPE TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITE SEX ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN TWO-INCH PENIS YOU ASSHOLE ASSRAPING YOGHURT CANNON SHITE HELL REDNECK PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANK ANAL DAMN BOOBS FUCK YOU ASSFACE POOPOO JUNGLE BUNNY HOSER [EXPLETIVE] FUCK ASS CHICKEN SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITTY FUCKFACE ANAL DIABETES I WILL END YOU! PEARL NECKLACE HELL BLUE PENIS! TITS & DICKS WIKIPEDIA TITS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SOD OFF CLEMEN CUNT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TALK PAGES [expletive deleted] DICK TITS GOD DAMMIT FUCKING JUMP! CRAPPY NIPPLES DONGSHOVER JACKASS SHIT PISS ARTIST PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASSWIPE TIENANMEN SQUARE CHOAD CONDOMS NI Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TURD and with the BEANER and his DIPSHIT of girraffes in which ASSWIPE while reading about HITLER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TOSSER also


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