Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's EXTRA LONG PENIS'BITCH'FUCKING FUCKFUCKER'CAMEL JOCKEY'DICK TITS'[EXPLETIVE]'TAMPONS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SLOPE neurochemical FUCK disorder BOLLOCKS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSWIPE, sudden FLYING RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or BUTT PIRATE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AUTOFELLATIO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BALLS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHOLE DICK IN A BOX words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHAKOPEE utterFUCKance of socially RAT'S COCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKWIT television programs to address DONKEY DICK Tourette's syndrome.

SHITTY Tourette's is FELCHING not to be JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS confused with ASSWIPE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BELLEND chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITSKIN random CUNT disorientation, culturally-WIENER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I'LL RAPE YOU language, SHITE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKHEAD COCKSUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELLFIRE souvenir shoppes and massive SEX quantities GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME of ANAL DIABETES WIENER garbage.

Darnit.

A I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Polite Note to the VENEREAL DISEASE Author:

The POTTYMOUTH Tourette's EPIDIDYMIS Research Institute was HITLER founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKTARD article SHITPISSER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FRIG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISSHOLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SAGGY TITS Tourrette's sufferers MOZILLA FIREFOX swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible MACACA thing.
• The main JACKASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHICKEN FRIES knee WIENER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MONKEY SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WALRUS SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for FUCKBAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TACO sufferers to become POMMIE manically depressed and SHAKOPEE commit CUNT suicide.
• There is no I AM CORNHOLIO! cure, and the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR drugs that are available to, "calm" the PIECE OF SHIT tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELL perodol" which caused my entire BUTTFUCKER body to go SHIT numb and PAKI basically made it NIGGA! worse than BLUE PENIS! it is without the DICK TITS drug.

I am an active member of a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS tourette syndrome RAPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GO COUNT YOUR DICK the SHITTY public view of Tourettes as a "CHOAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BLUMPKIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SEX sorry for I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL "hi-jacking" your HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KNOBJOCKEY this that really PENISBIRD annoys me. I am working towards a NIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITS & DICKS, and making fun of a JOHNNY horrible disorder is (not) WANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITTY time.

Best SHITFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those BELGIUM countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. CUNTSWILLING Regards to Andrew PIGFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The CUNTBUCKET bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you BOOBS want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSWIPE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIGGER and KRAUT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HOSER BAND WITH 4 CUNTYMINTS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY HORSE! ASSWIPE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSWIPE'S HOUSE

How CLUSTERFUCK to RAT'S COCK cure FUCKHEAD the VAGINA Tourette's SPIC Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCUMBAG for [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] Tourette's PRICK Syndrome JIZZ is ARSE following POLAK these NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! rules O KURWA! in BOLLOCKS order:

• 1: Avoid CLUSTERFUCK immature DICK little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK YOU within YOU WANKER 10 WANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SUCK MY COCK MALARKY ABO nor ASS talk,
• 4: Tell DILDO yourself you DOUCHE NAZI don't KIKE have WIENER this FAG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PIG WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNTYMINTS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSWIPE last straw JAP!

I fucking put CRAP' my comment at the TOP OF THE BULLSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CRAP the TOP OF CUNTRAG THIS INCEST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GO HOME AND DIE offensive. DILDO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKHEAD people who try BIRD SHIT to battle COON'YOU WANKER that tight-ass PUSSY 17-year-FUCKWIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS it now, but someone said PAKI' 666 NEGRO'YOU WANKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHING is a laughing TITMOUSE matter. Plus there BAT FUCK INSANE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are WIENER articles WALRUS SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PENIS ON A STICK stuff. So SEMEN that means FAG stop getting mad at the FLYING RAT'S ASS first part too and CUNT talking about the FEWMETS letter that it's BAT FUCK INSANE mocking (what TITS letter? I don't even know what POLAK the heck you're talking about). Adrian BALLS hi self HELL even made a really CHIGGER good point. "It's SCROTUM nothing more MILF from a head nod to a IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK knee tick". PISS. Which I'll add MONKEY BALLS onto PISS ARTIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that KRAUT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BENSON SUCKS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICKHEAD be, because if I were a PENIS ON A BUN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHEBAG hilarious. If you FUCKBAG Want facts, go on DIPSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FEWMETS be offended, don't read INBRED the freaking DICKLICK article anyway.

JACK ABRAMOFF BITCH RAT'S ASS PRICK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SHIT BEAVER FUCKBAG DELICIOUS CAKE WANK

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COON DAMMIT QUEEF REDEEMING VALUE DOUCHE KIKE CRAPPY GARBAGE DAY! WIENER CUM FLYING FUCK FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER SHITTY PEDOPHILIA COCKSHITTER ASSBANDIT BASTARD I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DOUCHE NAZI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PIG PISS TWO-INCH PENIS RAT'S ASS ANAL INBRED CRAPMUNCHER SUITCASE PENIS SHIT YID DELICIOUS CAKE SHITTY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FAG WANKER BELGIUM DICKWAD DAMN SHITCOCK ICE CREAM BULLCRAP SHITE HAIL SATAN! LIMEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITBALLS CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT FIRECROTCH NIGGER SPIC NIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GYPSY PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT BEAVER BITCH DICKHEAD SOD OFF FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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HELL GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SON OF A BITCH DYKE EMO NEGRO DICKHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HITLER SAND NIGGER EMO PISS OFF SHITCOCK PISS 666 MOTHERFUCKER REDEEMING VALUE CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF LOGJAMMER FUCKSTAIN INCEST BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCKFACE NIGGER POMMIE SHITSKIN CUNT FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE BONG HOMO KNOBJOCKEY BALLS PUNANI CLIT COON ASSHAT POTTYMOUTH SHIT SOD MILF BUGFUCK FUCKFACE FRITZ DAMN IT DAMN FUCK CAPITALISM HUMAN RIGHTS GENITALIA BUKKAKE FUCKTARD JACK OFF GIVING HEAD PENIS ON A STICK FELLATIO DAMN IT NIPPLES MICK RAPE SHITTY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE ASSHOLE DICKHEAD ASS PIGFUCKER SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES FUCK NUGGET JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM KRAUT DARTH VADER FUCKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD BRITNEY FAGGOT INBRED PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH KAFFIR ABO LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTTFUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! WANKSPLAT MONKEY SHIT HOMO CHENEY BASTARD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS UP MY ARSE CHOAD DAMN WIGGER PENIS WALRUS SHIT GOD DAMMIT GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKHEAD COLGATE FLYING FUCK SPIC MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE HOMO FELCHMONKEY COCK SHITFACE BUGGER QUEEF POTTYMOUTH SLOPE AMERICA ONLINE HELL BEAVER CLUSTERFUCK WOP HENTAI NIGNOG MASTICATION FOR THE NATION GRAPE PENIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACKASS SHIT BASTARD FUCK PIGFUCKER BUKKAKE SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A VAGINA SEX POOPY BOOBS ORGASM CUNTING ASSCRACK VAGINA HITLER BELLEND FUCKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER COCK O CANADA TONY LA RUSSA TURD TITTIES ASS JERRY JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN GRIS DILDO PENISBIRD VAGINA STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT CRAP ASSHAT BELLEND 30 CASES OF PICKLES HITLER SOD ASSCRACK NAZI ASS SCUMBUCKET MILF BONG BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE SCROTUM FUCKER LET'S SHIT BUGGER OFF SEX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GIVING HEAD BALLS SEX CUNT SHITSLINGING BEAVER GOD DAMN FUCKING A DICKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT DICKWAD DOG SHIT QUEEF BUGGER OFF JACK OFF BONER TWAT CUNT BULLSHIT SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY TUBA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAT'S COCK BITCH SHITSKIN SHIT CUNT ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! DICKHEAD WANK ASSHOLE BASTARD SHITFACE LET'S SHIT BRITNEY WIKIPEDIA SPIC DICKHEAD PISS BALL SACK FUCK DAMN SAND NIGGER CUNT JIGGABOO TOWELHEAD NORTH KOREA BELLEND TITWANK SHITCUNTING SUCK MY COCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES WIENER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GANGBANG FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLIDE SUITCASE PENIS SPUNK NICARAGUA FALUN GONG PUNANI BOON FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER DAMN IT RADIO FREE LUNCH MOCCASINS BITCH FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCKTARD GOD DAMN CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER INJUN SHIT GIVING HEAD DIPSHIT MILF PUSSY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITSLINGING WANK SPUNK CLUSTERFUCK FUCK NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS BIGNOSE HELL REDNECK CUNT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH PRICK HOLY DUMB FUCK MALARKY NIPPLES MASTURBATION IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ABO HORSE PENIS FUCK DICKHEAD DOM DeLUISE FLUFFY CLOUD CAMEL FUCKER LGBT RIGHTS DICKLICK POMMIE NI DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT JOHN ELWAY CUNT GENITALIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA BITCH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK FUCKING SHAKOPEE DICKFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COMMUNIST DILDO SCUMBAG DAMN CHICKEN FRIES SEX SHITBALLS DOUCHETITS MONKEY SHIT SEX FUCK ASSHAT SEX TRANNY WALRUS SHIT GOD DAMN DARTH VADER PIG FENCE JUMPER DICKHEAD DICK TITS SHIT FROG ASSWIPE FELLATIO CROTCH WILLY WONKA BLUMPKIN CUNNILINGUS FUDGEPACKER TURD RANDY TRAVIS RAPE BONER BIRD SHIT LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD DONGSHOVER TRANNY SHITTY TITMOUSE MILF SCROTUM YOU WANKER PAKI ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT DICKLICK CLUSTERFUCK BUTT-HEAD SCROTUM YOU WANKER RAGHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN ASS SMEG NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY ASS BITCH PENIS HORSE SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNTBUCKET POOPY DAMN IT NIGGER I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE JACKASS FUCKING BASEBALL ASS COCKSUCKER RAPE AY-AY-AY CRAPMUNCHER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUNG-HOLE FUCKWIT DUNE COON FUCK ASSFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TAFFY GO HOME AND DIE YID SEX FELCHING SHITCOCK JERK OFF THONG TASTER FUCK A DUCK BATMAN & ROBIN COCKSUCKER DICKHEAD AY-AY-AY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU REDNECK ABO GRINGO PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKLICK PENISBIRD TURD ASSBANDIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK BOOBS OSTRICH MY ASS FELCHING I'LL RAPE YOU IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! HELL SHITSLIDE AMERICA ONLINE GOATSE NEOPETS ASSWIPE GOD DAMN FOREIGN CURRENCY GOBSHITE ARSE SPUNK FAGGOT BRUSH MA TEETH BORDER HOPPER JACKASS SOD OFF TAMPONS TONY LA RUSSA FUCK OFF DUNE COON CRACKER [expletive deleted] DICKWAD SPUNK FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS FAGGOT CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU ASSCRACK FUCK YOU JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTBUCKET VAGINA HELL FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER HONKY FLYING RAT'S ASS REBECCA BLACK POTTYMOUTH DOUCHETITS FUCK FRIG I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY FUCKWIT CUM TWAT BELGIUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD CUNT DIPSHIT FUCKER WIENER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT YOU WANKER KEEP CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BRUSH MA TEETH EXTRA LONG PENIS YOU WANKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITFACE SUCK A BIG DICK SHITBALLS FUCK SAGGY TITS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SPUNK WETBACK STRAWBERRY ASS BONG JOHN SMILEY FACE PUSSY HELL SAND NIGGER DICK TITS CUNT FUCK FUCKFACE TITS MALARKY GRINGO CROTCH TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKTARD HADJI TITS & DICKS MASTURBATION SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK ARSE WANK BELLEND FROG'S FAT ASS TURD BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER PECKERHEAD INBRED PISS WIKIPEDIA JOY SHITSLINGING ARSE GOD DAMN HADJI NIGGER TAMPONS WANKER CONAN O'BRIAN JACK OFF TAMPONS CLUSTERFUCK COCK DARTH VADER CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNNILINGUS BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER CRAP DAMMIT REBECCA BLACK PIECE OF SHIT HELL FUCK BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD TITS PISS YID TITTYWANK HIGH WAGES TACO FUCK YOU FLYING FUCK CHINK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING FUCKSTAIN SACRED FUCKHEAD FOREIGN CURRENCY BLESSED DAMN SAINT DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING NIGGER FUCKWIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMMIT CRAPPY STEVE BALLMER O CANADA TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER SHITSKIN SCUMBAG FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITHEAD PENIS MARGARET THATCHER BIGNOSE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE ASSCRACK SHITTY TITTYWANK HELLFUCKER DUMBASS WANKSPLAT CHINK CHIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] TIMBER NIGGER FASHION BUG JACK OFF MAMA MIA PUSSY AUTOFELLATIO SHITE FUCK YOU WANK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR YUKY DOODY BUTTFUCKER CUNTRAG BLUMPKIN CAMEL JOCKEY CARPET MUNCHER DIPSHIT FUCKING ASSWIPE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SON OF A BITCH CUNT CRAPPER FELCHING PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ABO RAT'S COCK CLEMEN FEWMETS WIENER DICKFACE BUGGER DICKHEAD BALL SACK GANGBANG WIENER BUGGER OFF COON HORSE PENIS ABO DICKFACE GOD DAMN SHITE COCKSUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FRAK JOHN SMILEY FACE CLUSTERFUCK CHUFF VAGINA INCEST FUCKING TITS & DICKS DOUCHEBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTTFUCKER JACKASS MONKEY SHIT DUMBASS SCUMBAG BASTARD OH SHI– FROG'S FAT ASS NIGNOG SEMEN FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! BULLSHIT JIGGABOO WANK SHIT FUCK GYPSY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT INJUN RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT FUCK YOU SCUMBAG FUCKWIT pen0r SEMEN ARSEBADGERS NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER NIGGER CUNTSWILLING DICKFACE LET'S SHIT TIT SPRINKLES SHITTY BANGKOK BALLS WIENER CUNT ASS FASCIST GOD DAMN ASSHOLE NIGGER ASSHOLE FRIG CUNT FUCKING ASSHAT FUCK A DUCK TITWANK DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COON SEX BASTARD DICKFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS JACKASS AY-AY-AY FUCK PENIS SEMEN PRICK FLAMING ASS BADGER RIGHTS HOT GRITS TOSSER ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA PENIS MASTURBATION ASS GOOK MONKEY SHIT CROTCH DAMN BIRD SHIT BOB SAGET THONG TASTER PAKI DONKEY DICK SHITFACE RAPE FAG COCK SCROTUM COMMUNION WAFER FUCKHEAD BUGGER OFF MONKEY SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANK SACRED SHITFACE JACKASS VAGINA JACK OFF FUCKHEAD POMMIE ASS BASTARD DAMN ANUSCAKE FUCKWIT BASTARD ASSCRACK DICK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TITS & DICKS HO PISS BOON CUNT FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF BUNG-HOLE OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GANGBANG REBECCA BLACK PRICK BITCH PISS MARY WHITEHOUSE NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY BIGNOSE CUM CHIGGER WALRUS SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH SHIT SHITTY PISS FUCK A DUCK FUCKBAG FUCKHEAD WANK PISS SOD FUCKTARD BONER YOU WANKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN IT RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER COON DUNE COON PORCH MONKEY SHITHEAD MACACA MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DUMBASS MILF SEX WANK ORGASM PIG DAMN PENIS ON A BUN SON OF A BITCH SHITSKIN AUTOFELLATIO BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MONKEY SHIT LET'S SHIT TURD VAGINA BUTTFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE CARPET MUNCHER ASSHOLE DOUCHING FUCKHEAD WANK FUCKSTAIN PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANK SHITSLINGING CUNT CUNTRAG FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! LOGJAMMER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CHOAD ASSHAT ORGASM RAT'S COCK BUGFUCK WANKSPLAT BOLLOCKS DUMBASS NIGGER TITS POLACK ANAL HORSE PENIS SHITFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER RANDY TRAVIS POLESMOKER NEGRO CHOAD NECROPHILIA DOUCHE NAZI ARSE CHENEY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RANDY TRAVIS BASTARD CUNT SHIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE SCROTUM SHITTY BASTARD SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX CRAP ON A STICK PUNANI CUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS ASSHAT SEMEN GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE FUCKWIT FUCK WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ RAT'S ASS COCK AUTOFELLATIO FUCK D'OH PUSSY ASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WIKIPEDIA and with the REDSKIN and his WANKER of girraffes in which ASS while reading about AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNNILINGUS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BALLS