Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SAMUEL L. JACKSON'ASSFACE'BOLLOCKS'CUNT CRAPPER'COCKSUCKER'AUTOFELLATIO'BASTARD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CLEMEN look at the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR talk page of this HELL article for notes or discussion before SPUNK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or POWERSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder WHORE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SON OF A BITCH, sudden SHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TIBET or PENIS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SAND NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLEMEN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOUCHE BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK YOU utterFUCKance of socially RAT'S ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PRICK television programs to address FUCKSTAIN Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is DAMN IT not to be FELCHING confused with CUM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random PAKI disorientation, culturally-PEDOPHILIA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAPFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BULLSHIT language, INBRED and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HOSER HELLFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S COCK souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTING DICK NIPPLES quantities CUNTBUCKET of ANAL DIABETES ASSHOLE garbage.

Darnit.

A DARTH VADER Polite Note to the FUCKHEAD Author:

The JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was BULLSHIT founded to JIZZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GREASER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COMMUNIST DILDO article BOOBS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CLUSTERFUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKSTAIN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLEMEN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BATHING SUIT AREA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NIGNOG Tourrette's sufferers FUCKSTAIN swear. You can REDNECK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITHEAD TV, for always focusing on the WARNER MUSIC GROUP bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
• The main CHRISTHUMPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NICARAGUA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITHEAD knee GO COUNT YOUR DICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD BLESS AMERICA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUGFUCK school for DYKE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage THONG TASTER sufferers to become DOUCHE NAZI manically depressed and INJUN commit ASS suicide.
• There is no FLAMING ASS BADGER cure, and the EXTRA LONG PENIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the HOSER tics often have adverse RUSTY TROMBONE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOODIE HEAD perodol" which caused my entire SAND NIGGER body to go SHITSLINGING numb and JUNGLE BUNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than DONGSHOVER it is without the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

drug.

I am an active member of a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS tourette syndrome ORGASM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKFACE the FUCK YOU public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ARSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOUCHETITS sorry for FLYING FUCK "hi-jacking" your DAMN IT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD this that really ANAL DIABETES annoys me. I am working towards a CUNNILINGUS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this D'OH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKTARD, and making fun of a SHITHEAD horrible disorder is (not) FUCKFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK A DUCK time.

Best ASSFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HOLY DUMB FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIENANMEN SQUARE byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. CRAP Regards to Andrew RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The NI bastard who wrote this article. You can MOLDY TITS punch him if you RUSKIE want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TWAT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my TACO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SON OF A BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FRITZ and NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASS LICKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) YOUR MOM BAND WITH 4 SHIT LIKE A HORSE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACK ABRAMOFF HORSE! SON OF A BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SON OF A BITCH'S HOUSE

How BLUE PENIS! to DONKEY DICK cure COON the NIGGER Tourette's EXTRA LONG PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for GOD DAMMIT Tourette's EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM Syndrome TITWANK is NIGGER TITS following MOLDY TITS these FUCK OFF rules POTTYMOUTH in SHITSLINGING order:

• 1: Avoid JAP immature NEGRO little CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKER within ORGASM 10 DIPSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKING WANK SUCK MY DICK nor FUCKING A talk,
• 4: Tell FAGGOT yourself you TOTAL don't FUCK NUGGET have BANGKOK this TONY LA RUSSA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY ASSHAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WALRUS SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SON OF A BITCH last straw BULLSHIT!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE CRAPMUNCHER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TAMPON IN MY ASS the TOP OF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING offensive. REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! people who try SPIC to battle BUTT PIRATE'SMEG that tight-ass POO POO BLOWJOB 17-year-CUNT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SNUFF PORN it now, but someone said DICK' AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCK'MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKHEAD is a laughing FUCK matter. Plus there DIPSHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BULLSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are BAT FUCK INSANE articles ABO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So WOMEN'S RIGHTS that means WANK stop getting mad at the SHITSLINGING first part too and I'LL RAPE YOU talking about the BASTARD letter that it's YOU WANKER mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what TWAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BIGNOSE hi self ART METAL PRODUCTS even made a really THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES good point. "It's ASS nothing more BLISTERING BARNACLES from a head nod to a CAMEL JOCKEY knee tick". JERRY. Which I'll add FROG'S FAT ASS onto SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT suffer that COON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INBRED it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a ASSCRACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you SHITFACE Want facts, go on DICKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHOAD be offended, don't read BOYCOTT VIACOM! the freaking ANAL article anyway.

ASS FUCK YOU BASTARD GRINGO NINTENDOGS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACKASS QUEEF OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PISSHOLE

TUBA ASSHOLE CHOAD KISSER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ANUSCAKE TURD MOLDY TITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ANAL FRITZ DAMN SOD OFF RAT'S COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD SHIT WOP GOD DAMMIT TWAT JOHNNY DAMN PEDOPHILIA SHIT HO JACKASS SHIT CHENEY SHITFUCKER JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKHEAD BITCH PISS ARTIST JAP BUGGER DELICIOUS CAKE JACKASS PENIS ON A STICK ABO FRAK FUCK YOU YOU SUCK BALLS WANK DEVELOPERS! BLUE PENIS! MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS FASCIST BONER FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK [Insert yet another person's name here] BASTARD SUCK MY COCK CHOAD DICK IN A BOX TWAT PISS ARTIST FUCK PISS ARTIST FEWMETS MOLDY TITS FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE CRAP JACKASS BUGGER OFF SHITE FAG PENIS NAZI CHIGGER COON SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA GANGBANG DOUCHE NAZI DAMN SHITFACE CUNT SPIC TAMPON IN MY ASS INBRED TWAT GENITALIA BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOG SHIT ASS MALARKY PISS HAIL SATAN! CHAV FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK ASS KIDDY FIDDLER WANK FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT RAPE DELICIOUS CAKE HOLY DUMB FUCK FOUR-EYES RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS PENIS SHITFACE FUCK OFF PEARL NECKLACE JOHN SMILEY FACE SCUMBAG PISS DOUCHE SHAKOPEE SWIMMING POOL GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCK WANK MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY HONKY PISS ARTIST CHIGGER FUCKTARD CUNT ASSHOLE NI ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD CLIT SPIC CHIGGER GOD DAMN TITS & DICKS SOD CHINK DAMNATION SEMEN WOP DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMN LOGJAMMER FUCKING A TITWANK DUNE COON VAGINA NAZI HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE CARPET MUNCHER HELL CUNTBUCKET GANGBANG IN SACREMENT SHITHEAD CUM BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK SEX INBRED ASS RAGHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCKGOBLIN SPANK THE MONKEY PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE RAPE CHICKEN SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JACKASS BOOBIES SOD OFF BOOBS DAMN FAGGOT FUCK CC PLZ COMMUNIST DILDO NIPPLES JACKASS DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! FUCKFACE PENIS CLIT WANK GANGBANG DICKWAD DELICIOUS CAKE PRICK JACKASS NIGGER MALARKY BOOBS FUCK RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN INJUN CRAP ON A STICK CHENEY HITLER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG FUCK YOU BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO BUGGER OFF ANAL DIABETES DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN YOU WANKER KIKE PEEPEE I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND SHITPISSER YOU WANKER FUCK SHITHEAD COCKSMOKER PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD DOUCHE CHINK JERRY JACKASS BALLS NIGGER DIPSHIT FUCKTARD SHIT FIST FUCK SHIT SEMEN INBRED REDNECK PISS FIST FUCK DAMN CLIT 666 SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITE FUCK DAMN COCKSHITTER DICK CHICKEN BULLSHIT CUNT ASSHAT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKING CHIGGER HELL ASSRAMMER TENTACLE RAPE INJUN CARPET MUNCHER ASSHAT SHITE WANK TESTICLE CHOKE TWISTY VAGINA CLEMEN PEARL NECKLACE DIPSHIT VAGINA JERK OFF CARPET MUNCHER CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS CLEMEN KIKE FUCK OFF FRIG TWAT JOHN ELWAY SAND NIGGER FRAK FUCKHEAD STEVE BALLMER POLACK HADJI CHICKEN FRIES SON OF A BITCH BASTARD FUCK OFF TURD BEANER O KURWA! FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE TITS FUDGEPACKER FAG TAMPON IN MY ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SPIC CLIT HELL LOLCAT CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT WETBACK ASSRAMMER INBRED D'OH HOT GRITS BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU NEGRO DIPSHIT PIECE OF SHIT NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE RAT'S COCK FIRECROTCH MOCCASINS BAD MOTHERFUCKER DYKE BUTTFUCKER TACO TITWANK FUCKWIT FUCK INCEST CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRAPPY FUCKER [EXPLETIVE] CHIGGER SHIT ORGASM BUGGER OFF PUSSY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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DOG SHIT CUNTSWILLING FLAMING ASS BADGER SON OF A BITCH SHITPISSER DICKLICK FUCK A DUCK FELCHING PEARL NECKLACE PRICK SHITPISSER BUTT PIRATE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITSLINGING SUGARTITS PENIS ON A STICK DICK CUNTRAG FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DAMN FUCK FUCK YOU BASTARD SPIC ANAL DIABETES WALRUS SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX MOTHERFUCKER DILDO PEARL NECKLACE PRICK WANKER FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! FRIG EAT MY SHIT! DICKHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BALLS CHOAD KISSER POMMIE DILDO SHITFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE DYKE ASSFACE YID BOOBIES GARBAGE DAY! TESTICLE CHOKE BULLCRAP WIKIPEDIA PUSSYLICKER GOBSHITE ASSRAPING D'OH CHRISTHUMPER PISS OFF SEX YOU WANKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SEMPRINI INBRED BUTTFUCKER SEMPRINI SHIT MILF JERK OFF GYPSY ORGASM FOOTBALL JACKASS SHIT DAMN IT'S OVER 9000! CAMEL JOCKEY NECROPHILIA BORDER HOPPER DOUCHETITS ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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BENCH PRESS FLYING RAT'S ASS [EXPLETIVE] HENTAI CUNT TITTIES JAP BORDER HOPPER ASSHOLE WEHATEMARIO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CROTCH WIGGER RAPE PUSSYLICKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHIT DOUCHE NAZI WIENER BUTTFUCKER DICK TITS ARSE NIGNOG DYKE MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK SPIC FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GRINGO SHITCOCK DUMBASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD SHITTY BULLSHIT D'OH TIT DIRT HELL ALF BULLCRAP FUCK OFF [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE PEDOPHILIA YOU WANKER CUNT JACKASS SHIT MASTICATION FOR THE NATION VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE BEANER FUCKTARD DYKE ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS SHIT FUCK CUNT SEX GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSWIPE GRAPE PENIS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BITCH MARGARET THATCHER I'LL RAPE YOU DOG FUCKER CUNTRAG CRAPFUCKER SUGARTITS PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE MONKEY'S UNCLE CHICKEN SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSFACE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKER BOOBS FUCKING BASEBALL SHITE GOD DAMMIT WANKER ASSHAT DAMN FUCKING HORSE PENIS LIMEY SUGARTITS PISS FELLATIO DAMMIT CHENEY SHITE [EXPLETIVE] JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JIZZ SUGARTITS MOCCASINS SHITTY [expletive deleted] BORDER HOPPER ASS ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH CAMEL FUCKER ASSRAMMER TOWELHEAD RAT'S ASS CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY BORDER HOPPER BUTTFUCKER SHITE SHIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DICK PENIS ON A BUN POLAK FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING HELL BOOBS EPIDIDYMIS FUCKER DICKWAD CUNT CHIGGER ASS BELLEND POMMIE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCK SHIT DIPSHIT ASSHAT ANAL PISS DICKWAD BITCH FUCK OFF DAGO YOU WANKER I AM CORNHOLIO! CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE BOB SAGET MOCCASINS ASSWIPE TENTACLE RAPE FUCKHEAD SHITTY GANGBANG DOG SHIT TITTIES MONKEY SHIT ASSHOLE CHIGGER MOCCASINS CRAPPY DUMBASS TITMOUSE SCUMBAG AY-AY-AY FRIG HELL FELLATIO BALL SACK BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU SEMEN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS INCEST SUCK MY DICK FUCKING A ORGASM FUCK OFF DUMBASS RAGHEAD BUGGER INBRED AY-AY-AY SHITE BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT INJUN FUCK OFF D'OH BIGNOSE CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN KIKE ORGASM BLUMPKIN HELL MARGARET THATCHER BOOBS FUCK OFF CUNT SHITTY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS LICKER RAPE SHIT CARPET MUNCHER FUCKSTAIN INBRED SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK OFF DAMNATION CHICKEN SHIT DAMN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKFACE DAMNATION HELL CHRISTMAS TREES JAP WANK BORDER HOPPER ASSCRACK WETBACK DOG FUCKER ASS JERK OFF RAGHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIGFUCKER NECROPHILIA FUCKER BLOWJOB NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NAZI HELL FUCKBAG BITCH FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY SON OF A BITCH HELL GANGBANG BLOWJOB SHIT FUCKHEAD GOBSHITE DYKE CUNT LIMEY FUCK FUCKSTAIN THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES DOUCHING CRAP HELL SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASS RUSTY TROMBONE SHITHEAD NAZI KRAUT HELL CHIGGER GOBSHITE PAKI COCKSUCKER BASTARD COON CRACKER TITTYWANK DAMN SHITE MOCKIE HELL TWAT DYKE CHINK GOD DAMMIT DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITTY BONG YOU WANKER POO POO BLOWJOB POOPY BALLS GOD DAMN BENCH PRESS ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLESMOKER FUCK NUGGET BEAVER DAGO SHITTY FAG PORCH MONKEY JACKASS SHITCUNTING PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS EMO PRICK HEIL HITLER! FUCKBAG HORSE SHIT WANK I WILL END YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHOLERA IS FUN! SHITFUCKER PISS DAMN JACKASS DAMN IT WANK WANK POMMIE BASTARD WETBACK POMMIE ASS SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS O KURWA! GOOK GOOK BOB SAGET ASS FASCIST CUNT MOTHERFUCKER TITS BITCH DAMN CUNT CUNTBUCKET JACKASS GOAT DICK YID DAMN IT GOD DAMN CHINK WIENER JIGGABOO CRAPMUNCHER TAFFY CRAP ON A STICK SUCK MY DICK PISS OFF MY ASS PISSHOLE ASSHOLE HORSE SHIT SHIT SCROTUM DOUCHE MOCKIE CLUSTERFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SPUNK TITS & DICKS COCKSTUFFER BLUE PENIS! POO POO BLOWJOB [Insert silly non-swear here] INBRED SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIPPLES CHOAD PORCH MONKEY GOOK DIPSHIT JACKASS SHIT FLYING FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN MOCKIE FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD DAMN TITWANK YOUR MOM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMMIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PIECE OF SHIT and with the DICKHEAD and his JESSE McCARTNEY of girraffes in which PISS OFF while reading about JERRY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUGGER OFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SEX