Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BITCH'DAMNATION'SHIT'BULLCRAP'PRICK'ASS'DUMBASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WANK look at the WANK talk page of this FUCK article for notes or discussion before JESSE McCARTNEY editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or EPIDIDYMIS neurochemical FUCK disorder MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden PEARL NECKLACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BULLSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PEDOPHILIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTTFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I WILL KILL YOU! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NEGRO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VAGINA BENCH PRESS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PUNANI utterFUCKance of socially BUTTFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WOP television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

SHITFACE Tourette's is NIGGER not to be SOD OFF confused with JACKASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HITLER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CAMEL JOCKEY random SUITCASE PENIS disorientation, culturally-HO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BELLEND outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AY-AY-AY language, DOUGHNUT PUNCHER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI souvenir shoppes and massive ARSE quantities BOOBS of ANAL DIABETES PISS ARTIST garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the ASSFACE Author:

The ANAL Tourette's FELLATIO Research Institute was CHOAD founded to JACK OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! article BUKKAKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOLDY TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRIG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MOCCASINS Tourrette's sufferers SHITSKIN swear. You can DAMNED TABERNACLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the CLUSTERFUCK bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
• The main GO COUNT YOUR DICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BELLEND knee WALRUS SHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is UIGURS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKSPLAT school for TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and MOCKIE commit CLEVELAND STEAMER suicide.
• There is no SPUNK cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIENER tics often have adverse PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK OFF perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go GOD DAMMIT numb and RUSTY TROMBONE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKTARD it is without the FUCKTARD drug.

I am an active member of a PISS tourette syndrome MAMA MIA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ALEX TREBEK the [expletive deleted] public view of Tourettes as a "DEMOCRACY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HOT GRITS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST "hi-jacking" your FOUR-EYES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SCUMBUCKET this that really GARBAGE DAY! annoys me. I am working towards a BIRD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FELLATIO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAT'S COCK, and making fun of a HELL horrible disorder is (not) HOLY DUMB FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NI time.

Best JACKASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BLOWJOB” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. BUGGER Regards to Andrew WHORE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

The NIPPLES bastard who wrote this article. You can BORDER HOPPER punch him if you FEWMETS want to.

As a MUGABE'S MOMMA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SIGMUND FREUD saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BIGNOSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCKSTUFFER and DOUCHEBAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BITCH BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How FUCKWIT to LIMEY cure MOCCASINS the FUDGEPACKER Tourette's HORSE SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FROG'S FAT ASS for KIKE Tourette's OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Syndrome POLACK is RAPE following FUCKFACE these SHITCOCK rules CHOAD in BUTT PIRATE order:

• 1: Avoid DICK TITS immature TURD little EPIDIDYMIS kids,
• 2: Count to TUBA within GRIS 10 HELLseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DONKEY DICK CHAV nor NAZI talk,
• 4: Tell COCKSMOKER yourself you PISS ARTIST don't SHIT have BOB SAGET this FUCK YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!!

I fucking put WOODPECKERSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS the TOP OF PIG THIS CAMEL FUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be YOU WANKER offensive. FUCK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANKER people who try GO HOME AND DIE to battle BASTARD'CONDOMS that tight-ass NAZI 17-year-NAZI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said BOOBIES' FUCKING A TITTIES'PISS ARTIST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BENCH PRESS is a laughing LET'S SHIT matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TAMPON IN MY ASS Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles BELGIUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So ARSE that means NIGNOG stop getting mad at the RAT'S ASS first part too and MOCCASINS talking about the FUCK OFF letter that it's FUCKWIT mocking (what FUCKSTAIN letter? I don't even know what DICKWAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUGGER hi self MOCKIE even made a really I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! good point. "It's WHORE nothing more PISS from a head nod to a SHITE knee tick". CHIGGER. Which I'll add MARGARET THATCHER onto DICKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SUITCASE PENIS suffer that SAND NIGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN IT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS be, because if I were a INBRED Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POLACK hilarious. If you 30 CASES OF PICKLES Want facts, go on YID Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BOOBS be offended, don't read JACKASS the freaking FUCKING A article anyway.

DONGSHOVER CUNTSWILLING RAT'S COCK WOP CLIT POMMIE CUNT CRAPPY CHICKEN SHIT

ASS BULLSHIT ASS VAGINA BULLCRAP HORSE PENIS SHUT UP, MEG! NI CRAPPY ASSFACE GANGBANG CHIGGER RAPE SHITTY BOLLOCKS TOWELHEAD GREASER JUNGLE BUNNY FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK JERRY I RAPE WALRUSES! BOOBS DAMN MY COMMUNION WAFER OF HITLER TURD LAKE TITICACA ORGASM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BLUMPKIN GOOD MORNING MR. 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PIECE OF SHIT SHAKOPEE DOUCHE BELLEND I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BULLSHIT FUCKING SHITE ASSWIPE BULLSHIT FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE BALLS SHITHEAD ASSRAPING NECROPHILIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHOOP DA WHOOP SOD FUCKFACE FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY SEMEN SHITE DOUCHE NAZI FUCKTARD SAND NIGGER CUNT LET'S SHIT FAG SHITBALLS BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU JACKASS SHITE SHITCOCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS EXTRA LONG PENIS JACKASS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DOG FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU INCEST FUCKER ASSCRACK BATHING SUIT AREA HELLFIRE SHITE DOG SHIT SHITFACE DICKLICK CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST MILF PISSHOLE CUM SEX TOWELHEAD ORGASM [expletive deleted] DAMMIT BOOBS DICKHEAD GOD DAMN DIPSHIT DICKHEAD RICK MORANIS BUTTFUCKER PUSSYLICKER RAPE JAP FUCKING A [EXPLETIVE] GIVING HEAD BUKKAKE DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER CHRISTMAS TREES YID CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKTARD BOB SAGET TAMPON IN MY ASS MOLDY TITS FAG ORGASM VAGINA PUPPIES CUNT SHITE COON FELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BENSON SUCKS COMMUNIST DILDO TEDDY BEARS YOU WANKER NIHILISM ASS FIST FUCK CUNT FUCKSTAIN LIMEY SEMEN PISSHOLE BELLEND TOURETTE'S SYNDROME I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MOTHERFUCKER FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT TITTIES YOUR MOM CUNTRAG SAND NIGGER BIGNOSE FELLATIO RAPE ASSHOLE JAP WIGGER LOGJAMMER SHIT JIZZ DAMN CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER TOWELHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM CUNTBUCKET CHINK FUCK FRIG VENEREAL DISEASE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SUCK A BIG DICK REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE TEDDY BEARS DICK IN A BOX SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO POMMIE FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT BASTARD SUITCASE PENIS WIKIPEDIA MOCCASINS GOATSE YOU WANKER WANKER TRANNY FUCKING A CHAV SCUMBUCKET NAZI BOLLOCKS SPUNK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AUTOFELLATIO HOMO TOWELHEAD AMERICA ONLINE FLYING FUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NIGGER JAP HELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! INBRED WIKIPEDIA PEARL NECKLACE BITCH BALL SACK BEAVER NEGRO SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMNATION ALEX TREBEK CRAPMUNCHER ASSRAPING MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKWAD VAGINA BOON JACKASS SHIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIPSHIT SHITCUNTING KIKE PUNANI CUNT GRINGO HORSE PENIS BITCH BALL SACK WHITE PEOPLE MOCCASINS YOU WANKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD O KURWA! BELLEND SACRAMENTO ASS PORCH MONKEY POO POO BLOWJOB ASSHOLE DOUCHING HAIL SATAN! SCROTUM BEAVER DOG SHIT MILF RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GENITALIA EMO HORSE SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GIVING HEAD RECTUM RAIDER KIKE FUCK SCROTUM SHIT CHALICE FUCK PAKI DICK DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY INBRED FUCK YOU SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY BITCH FUCKWIT YOU WANKER BUGFUCK BONER DICK IN A BOX CUM BIGNOSE SHITBALLS ASS FASCIST YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS TITTIES HO RAT'S COCK JOHN ELWAY WIKIPEDIA suck my mothers SHITPISSER DILDO DIPSHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MALARKY CRAPFUCKER O CANADA FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT WANKER VAGINA SHITFUCKER ASS SHIT CHINK JOHN SMILEY FACE CLIT DICKFACE GREASER SHIT PRICK NEGRO WANK ASSHAT TAMPONS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITTY CUNTRAG BITCH BUTT PIRATE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICK TWAT ARSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKLICK DOG FUCKER GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS DICK ASSCRACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NAZI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CLUSTERFUCK INJUN CLUSTERFUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SCROTUM EMO JAP BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER ARSE ALF CUNT SHITFACE ASSRAMMER TITTYWANK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MICK BUGGER OFF DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN SUGARTITS FUCKTARD DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT CUNT URINE-GARGLING KOREA LOVER INCEST CUNTING ASSCRACK QUEEF ABO TWAT REBECCA BLACK UNICORNS SHITFUCKER FUCKING A SUGARTITS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOUCHEBAG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JIZZ DOUCHEBAG MAMA MIA BIGNOSE OH SHI– FUCK YOU CHIGGER DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT MOCKIE DAMNATION BUTT PIRATE SON OF A BITCH FUCK FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST HATE HATE HAT BUTT-HOLE FEWMETS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CRAP ON A STICK DICKFACE FUCKING A GENITALIA POLESMOKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SAGGY TITS HUMAN RIGHTS FLYING FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT BONER FUCK FUCKHEAD SHIT DOUCHING JACKASS CUNTYMINTS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JACKASS KIDDY FIDDLER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GENITALIA ASS GREASER FUCKING A JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK DICKHEAD GO HOME AND DIE JESSE McCARTNEY WIGGER RAPE FENCE JUMPER DICKFACE [expletive deleted] JESSE McCARTNEY TAMPON IN MY ASS KAFFIR WHORE SHITE ASSBANDIT OLD CHRIST OF A ASS DICKFACE JERK OFF DOG SHIT JERK OFF TENTACLE RAPE BASTARD BOON HORSE SHIT LAKE TITICACA BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WANK NEGRO SHITHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK FUCK YOU TWAT TWISTY VAGINA YOU SUCK BALLS NAZI BASTARD BEANER SAMUEL L. JACKSON FLYING FUCK CRAPPY WALRUS SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHITE YOUR MOM SHITTY MALARKY JUSTIN BIEBER INCEST FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT WANKSPLAT DICK NEOPETS DIRTY SANCHEZ DIPSHIT CRAP SUCK MY DICK DIPSHIT TIMBER NIGGER SHITHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TWAT GO HOME AND DIE REDNECK BUNG-HOLE GO HOME AND DIE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! O CANADA TITS DOUCHING DUMBASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BASTARD CROTCH HELL CUNT DOUCHE NAZI KIKE SHITHEAD ASSCRACK suck my mothers BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POLAK DAMNATION NAZI BITCH GUMDROPS SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITTY FUCKTARD ASSWIPE HELLFIRE FUCKING BUGGER CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WIENER DOUCHE GOD DAMN NIGNOG FUCKTARD DICKFACE REBECCA BLACK BUTTFUCKER FUCK ASSWIPE BALL SACK VENEREAL DISEASE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKWIT BELLEND STEVE BALLMER SIGMUND FREUD DICK IN A BOX AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DONKEY DICK SPUNK BOOBIES FUCKER PEEPEE JACKASS CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN CUNT BITCH RAT'S COCK HO JACKASS FUCKBAG VANDAL Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT PISS OFF I'LL RAPE YOU SCROTUM YOU WANKER DAMN IT WIGGER DICKWAD FUCKING BASEBALL DAMN WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! 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JACKSON JOHNNY DICK JACK OFF FREE ELECTIONS HOMO FUCK NIPPLES TRANNY PENISFUCK FUCK NUGGET ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT PENIS DOT HEAD JELLY BEANS JACKASS SHITE GOD DAMN COCKSTUFFER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DUMBASS HENTAI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS PORCH MONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER FRIG BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU JOHN ELWAY KRAUT FUCKSTAIN TRANNY BLUMPKIN WIGGER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BLUMPKIN BALL SACK BOON SHIT LIKE A HORSE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHIT DOG SHIT RAT'S COCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING A FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CAPTAIN CRUNCH WIENER PRICK BEAVER GOBSHITE PISSHOLE SHIT SHITFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE DAGO FUCKING PECKERHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NEGRO BELGIUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BOLLOCKS pen0r BULLCRAP FRENCH TICKLER CRAPPY RAT'S ASS HADJI FUCKBAG FUCKBAG CHUFF SHIT FUCKFACE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DICKHEAD COON COCKSMOKER VAGINA JIZZ NIGGER TITS BIGNOSE JACK ABRAMOFF BELGIUM FUCK YOU DILDO SHITHEAD ORGASM PENIS TONY LA RUSSA BIRD SHIT COCK KIKE INCEST AUTOFELLATIO [EXPLETIVE] ASS DAMN CHIGGER HELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIHILISM GINGERBREAD GRINGO FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER RAGHEAD SEX CLIT CHOAD KISSER CONAN O'BRIAN BALL SACK DAMN YOGHURT CANNON CHOAD KISSER BLUMPKIN SHITHEAD BULLSHIT TACO FUCKSTAIN BASTARD SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! 666 PISS ARTIST BLOWJOB TITS & DICKS NORTH KOREA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JERK OFF and with the MAMA MIA and his SCRATCH! GROUNDER! of girraffes in which CLIT while reading about LIMEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CONDOMS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT