Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKTARD'FUCKTARD'DUMBASS'HAIL SATAN!'ASSWIPE'SHITFUCKER'SNUFF PORN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ARSE look at the MOLDY TITS talk page of this BAD MOTHERFUCKER article for notes or discussion before BEAVER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PORCUPINE'S BALLS neurochemical FUCK disorder CHIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden HORSE SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FIST FUCK or NIGNOG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAGO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTT PIRATE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FELLATIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUM utterFUCKance of socially PISS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette's syndrome.

BLOWJOB Tourette's is TAMPON IN MY ASS not to be ANAL confused with INVISIBLE! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TITS random CRAP ON A STICK disorientation, culturally-GOBSHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNNILINGUS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local OSTRICH MY ASS language, SHITTING DICK NIPPLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK FEMADOM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN IT souvenir shoppes and massive SOD quantities OH SHI– of ANAL DIABETES WIGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A CLEMEN Polite Note to the BUGGER OFF Author:

The P'KANG Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was CHOAD founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TWO-INCH PENIS article PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HOMO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NI Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FELCHING Tourrette's sufferers DUMBASS swear. You can FUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAT'S COCK TV, for always focusing on the BELLEND bad side of a terrible CHOAD thing.
• The main SEX symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIPPLES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FAG knee GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FELCHING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKER school for JAP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become HORSE PENIS manically depressed and DAMNATION commit KNOBJOCKEY suicide.
• There is no IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

cure, and the FEWMETS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKHEAD tics often have adverse BUGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? perodol" which caused my entire I WILL KILL YOU! body to go CHIGGER numb and YOU WANKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN it is without the KIKE drug.

I am an active member of a BLUMPKIN tourette syndrome DICKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEMEN the JAP public view of Tourettes as a "ANUSCAKE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMMIT sorry for BLOWJOB "hi-jacking" your SHITFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITFACE this that really FENCE JUMPER annoys me. I am working towards a GOBSHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSWIPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIPPLES, and making fun of a SHITPISSER horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best SHITFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “AMERICA ONLINE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. CRAPMUNCHER Regards to Andrew ROSIE O'DONNELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply

The [expletive deleted] bastard who wrote this article. You can suck my mothers punch him if you BUTT PIRATE want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE HAS AIDS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INBRED saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my PENIS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCK and FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUTTFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST BAND WITH 4 MOCKIE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ARSEBADGERS HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How GOD DAMMIT to BRITNEY cure GOD BLESS AMERICA the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Tourette's RAGHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BORDER HOPPER for COON Tourette's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Syndrome ASS is FUCKTARD following DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! these POMMIE rules MALARKY in EPIDIDYMIS order:

• 1: Avoid PISS immature MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to ASSHOLE within REDNECK 10 HOMOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your [expletive deleted] SHITE CRACKER nor FUCKHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell CC PLZ yourself you FAG don't FUCKER have DICK this GANGBANG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY CHINK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TWAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!

I fucking put SHITSLINGING' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITTY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NI the TOP OF FROG'S FAT ASS THIS POOPY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. SHITTY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITSKIN people who try DARTH VADER to battle FUCKING'GO HOME AND DIE that tight-ass AMERICAN SPELLING 17-year-30 CASES OF PICKLES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NORTH KOREA it now, but someone said FLAMING ASS BADGER' FRITZ SHIT'FUCKING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING LICK PUSSY is a laughing DONKEY PUNCHER matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKHEAD articles REBECCA BLACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SON OF A BITCH stuff. So BUTTFUCKER that means ASSFACE stop getting mad at the SCROTUM first part too and OSTRICH MY ASS talking about the SMEG letter that it's JIGGABOO mocking (what BUTTFUCKER letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian WHORE hi self PORCH MONKEY even made a really BIRD SHIT good point. "It's SHIT nothing more GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS from a head nod to a URINE-GARGLING knee tick". CHOAD. Which I'll add BASTARD onto CAMEL FUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SEX suffer that FUCKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ABORTIONS FOR ALL be, because if I were a NIGGER TITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article STEVE BALLMER hilarious. If you PIG Want facts, go on FUCKING A Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKHEAD be offended, don't read HELL the freaking FIST FUCK article anyway.

PISS ARTIST DAMN GREASER WANK SCROTUM BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER ARSE WOODPECKERSHIT FIST FUCK

BUTTFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER FRAK ASSHAT ASS WANK ANUSCAKE WANK FLUFFY CLOUD SHITHEAD TOWELHEAD SAGGY TITS DOG SHIT MARGARET THATCHER DELICIOUS CAKE CONAN O'BRIAN GANGBANG ARSE BASTARD MALL SANTA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITTY ASSHAT YOU WANKER DOUCHE DAMN IT CAMEL FUCKER FRIG INBRED FUCKING JUMP! WANK BULLSHIT SHITBALLS BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES HONKY BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER SEX CHENEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RAPE BELLEND HIV NEGATIVE CHICKEN SHIT POLACK FUCKTARD COLGATE TOSSER GOBSHITE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ANAL ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE CRAPFUCKER RAPE SLOPE BITCH BULLSHIT DUMBASS I WILL END YOU! BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO NIPPLES LENS CRAFTERS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS SHIT MOCCASINS NIGGER TITS CANNED QUOTE NIGGER DAGO CLIT SHITHEAD BASTARD ARSEBADGERS CONDOMS [expletive deleted] FIRECROTCH RIGHT WING CUNT BOB SAGET ASSFACE FUCK OFF PISS OFF YOGHURT CANNON HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SAND NIGGER DAMN CLEMEN INBRED MOTHERFUCKER SEX SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POISON IN TOOTHPASTE PISS ARTIST CUM WILLY WONKA BOON ASSFACE YOU WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER MALL SANTA CUNNILINGUS NEGRO DICKFACE TOSSER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITCUNTING BUTT PIRATE BLOWJOB HUMAN RIGHTS PRICK CARPET MUNCHER DICKFACE DICKHEAD FUCKFACE SHIT DAMN FUCKBAG BELGIUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT TIT DIRT DILDO SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSHOLE RAPE CUNT BELGIUM CUNTING ASSCRACK NEGRO BITCH SWIMMING POOL SHITFACE SHAKOPEE SHITFUCKER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCK NUGGET GYPSY WHORE NIGNOG JACKASS PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK MACACA REDSKIN DOT HEAD JAP BIG FOOT DIPSHIT YOUR MOM CHUFF SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF ASS PEARL NECKLACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GANGBANG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POWERSHIT BITCH ASSFACE I AM CORNHOLIO! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CHICKEN SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BLOWJOB NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING BUGGER BALL SACK HOLY DUMB FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK FELCHMONKEY POLESMOKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TACO NIPPLES DIPSHIT BOB SAGET SEX FUCK FUCKHEAD DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN GRIS O KURWA! WIENER I'LL RAPE YOU BELGIUM ASSFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS FLYING FUCK PIECE OF SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S COCK POMMIE WANK SHITCUNTING DONALD RUMSFELD GRAPE PENIS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SCUMBUCKET MOZILLA FIREFOX 4CHAN ASSHAT GANGBANG FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS RECTUM RAIDER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GOD DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHOAD CROTCH FUCKHEAD ASSHAT ORGASM SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNT ASS FUCK VAGINA PISS ARTIST LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS RAT'S COCK FUCKER DAMN UIGURS CC PLZ GOD DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY TIMBER NIGGER DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN BUGGER DOG SHIT MOCKIE CUNT KIKE FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU BUGFUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS BONER SHIT PRICK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN IT MOCCASINS DAGO I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK YOU WANKER FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITSKIN ASS KEEP SHITFUCKER OSCAR WILDE IS GAY HORSE SHIT SHITPISSER PISS WANK BOOBIES FRIG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BIGNOSE DILDO GO HOME AND DIE GYPSY FUCKHEAD SEX ASSWIPE BOOBS NI ASSHAT FUCKHEAD LOGJAMMER FUCKSTAIN FUCKER FUCKING A RAT'S COCK DOUCHE NAZI EXTRA LONG PENIS TUBA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKSTAIN JIZZ FLYING FUCK TIMBER NIGGER DICK IN A BOX GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN NIPPLES TRANNY FUCK YOU HONKY ASSHOLE SPUNK THONG TASTER SPUNK SHIT SPIC I'LL RAPE YOU CHENEY pen0r RAPE DICKHEAD FRITZ RAT'S COCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS O CANADA HELL SHITSLIDE SCUMBAG JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER PAKI HELL POTTYMOUTH JOHN ELWAY BULLSHIT SHITFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS POLAK DAMN FUCKWIT CRAP BUTT-HEAD BOOBIES DOUCHEBAG TWISTY VAGINA DYKE BUKKAKE BOON SUITCASE PENIS DARTH VADER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLIT CUNNILINGUS CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NAZI YOU WANKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT BLUMPKIN SIGMUND FREUD FIST FUCK REDSKIN SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS ASSRAPING PUNANI CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF TITS WANK FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! PEEPEE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PIECE OF SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CANNED QUOTE FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK MY COCK FUCKER PISS CRAP FRIG PUSSYLICKER MONKEY BALLS SOD OFF TITS & DICKS RAGHEAD CUNT BUGFUCK TITWANK BLUE PENIS! GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOD BLESS AMERICA COON YOU WANKER [Insert silly non-swear here] SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSCRACK DYKE GOATSE BOB SAGET PENIS PISSHOLE FUCKING A NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOG FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO JACK ABRAMOFF HOSER RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH ASSWIPE CHOAD AY-AY-AY CROTCH FUCK WOP PISS ARTIST CHIGGER CUNT MASTURBATION ASSHOLE WHORE DICK FUCKTARD SUCK MY DICK TAMPONS WANK FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BASTARD PISS ARTIST CHIGGER SHITSLINGING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BLOWJOB DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN FUCKING A NIPPLES DOG SHIT BELGIUM DOG FUCKER ASSWIPE TWISTY VAGINA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH DILDO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHOAD COCK SHITCOCK ASSFACE JACKASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GIVING HEAD FUCK BUGFUCK HOMO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RUSTY TROMBONE SCROTUM GO HOME AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT I WILL END YOU! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER POLACK CLUSTERFUCK RANDY TRAVIS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSHAT FUCKHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GOOK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT GENITALIA LET'S SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN INJUN SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD ASSFACE CUNTYMINTS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE TONY LA RUSSA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POWERSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANKSPLAT WANK I'LL RAPE YOU CHIGGER SHITE SHITBALLS FUCK OFF MARCH OF FLAMES [EXPLETIVE] DICK CHICKEN CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ART METAL PRODUCTS FROG FUCKWIT ASSHOLE ASS FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHIT DILDO CUNTYMINTS SHITTY HOT GRITS BENSON SUCKS TWAT FUCKING KIKE ORGASM BUTTFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT DARTH VADER CUNT RAPE O CANADA CLUSTERFUCK CHRISTHUMPER ASSHOLE FUCKFACE FUCKWIT HORSE SHIT SAGGY TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS OSTRICH MY ASS YOUR MOM PISSHOLE SHITBALLS JACKASS DIPSHIT GANGBANG JACKASS GOD DAMMIT BITCH WANK COCKSMOKER ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY WANK BANGKOK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE GRIS ASSFACE SEMEN DOUCHEBAG SHIT FAG FUCK NUGGET FUCK SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU HOMO CRAPPY I'LL RAPE YOU CHAV WANK SEMEN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS ALEX TREBEK GOD DAMMIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA RAPE HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT FELLATIO JENKEM CRAPPY BUKKAKE PRICK JACK ABRAMOFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ALF BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK HO GOD DAMN POLACK ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN DAMN FUCKING WANK ASSWIPE CUNT GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK BASTARD FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG DOUCHE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BULLSHIT BITCH ASS WIGGER CUNTYMINTS ASS INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE BALLS BOLLOCKS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON YOUR MOM INBRED DAMN SON OF A BITCH SEX CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COCKSUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TOSSER FELCHING KAFFIR ANAL DIABETES SHITTY FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE AY-AY-AY suck my mothers YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD HORSE PENIS FUCKFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUTTFUCKER JAP NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES POLACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCK NECROPHILIA SPIC PIGFUCKER SHITHEAD FUCKER HADJI SEMEN SON OF A BITCH GYPSY FIREWALLS BUTT PIRATE KNOBJOCKEY WALRUS SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NIGGER TITS FUCKING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKHEAD TOTAL PIG ASSHAT TAFFY ASSCRACK FREE ELECTIONS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FRAK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PIECE OF SHIT CUNTRAG ANUSCAKE HOT GRITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHOOP DA WHOOP DONKEY DICK DIPSHIT ASSFACE SHITCOCK DOODIE HEAD NAZI FEMADOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HORSE SHIT QUEEF NIPPLES ASSWIPE CUNTRAG BOLLOCKS SAGGY TITS PRICK FUCKING A SHITFUCKER SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY SEX DICK JIGGABOO SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKSMOKER TWAT CHICKEN SHIT FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS DEVELOPERS! ASS RAT'S ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITCOCK NAZI DICKHEAD HORSE PENIS JOHN ELWAY PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT BELGIUM FUDGEPACKER RAGHEAD RAPE SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SUCK A BIG DICK CLUSTERFUCK TITS CUNT SHITSLINGING DELICIOUS CAKE GOD DAMMIT POLESMOKER BITCH NIGGER CHINK WIENER FUCK WANK DAMN IT DAMN CHAV ASS LICKER DICKFACE DAMN CAMEL FUCKER CHOAD FUCK I LIKE BUSH DICK TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT PISS OFF GIVING HEAD CHINK WANK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BALLS GREASER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CAMEL JOCKEY PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS ASS BITCH SHITHEAD TURD ASS BALLS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WIENER SEX TRANNY CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD DICK CAMEL FUCKER SOD OFF PENIS TAMPONS TOSSER CAMEL JOCKEY HELLFIRE 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS CUNT REDSKIN PISS ARTIST MILF CRACKER JACK OFF SEX CLEMEN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSCRACK GOATSE DONKEY PUNCHER SCUMBUCKET JESUS H. 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DIPSHIT TACO GINGERBREAD FUCK YOU JIZZ ASS LICKER ANAL DIABETES DOUCHE DILDO ABORTIONS FOR ALL REBECCA BLACK CUNT DAMMIT SHITCOCK ABO FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFACE PRICK SHIT CUNTRAG ASSBANDIT BULLSHIT CECIL JOHN RHODES HELL SLOPE TITTIES VAGINA FLYING FUCK CUNTSWILLING LOGJAMMER BULLSHIT SHITE RAINBOWS POMMIE SUGARTITS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FUCK YOU NIGGER TITS GRAPE PENIS TOSSER DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK A DUCK CUNTRAG LOGJAMMER SHIT P'KANG HELLFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP ALF WANKSPLAT SMEG CAMEL FUCKER SCROTUM BUKKAKE SHIT FUCKSTAIN PRICK ASSRAPING FUCKING ASSCRACK SHITE SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING CHOAD SHITE DOUCHE FUCK YOU PECKERHEAD FUCKER DONGSHOVER ABO TRANNY I DON'T HAVE AIDS ASSHAT DICK GOOK WETBACK TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS GOD DAMMIT POLESMOKER HADJI TITTIES DAMN GOD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT NIPPLES JERK OFF SON OF A BITCH JERRY SON OF A BITCH VAGINA RAT'S COCK PISS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK YOU POTTYMOUTH WANK WETBACK GANGBANG SHIT JACKASS SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS ASSBANDIT ASSFACE FELCHING CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX BUKKAKE CRAPMUNCHER HADJI COON CUNT ASSWIPE FUCK A DUCK FUCKING A GOD DAMN RAGHEAD SHITE SEX SHIT DUMBASS BASTARD HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT ASS JIZZ AY-AY-AY JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER COCK WANKER SCROTUM POOPY BASTARD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DUNE COON SCROTUM REDNECK FUCKHEAD PRICK OSTRICH MY ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BASTARD BELLEND ASSWIPE CHUFF SHITTY AMERICA ONLINE ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICK CHICKEN BITCH VAGINA FUCKING JUMP! RAPE GOD DAMN DONGSHOVER DICK IN A BOX WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT DICK TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS POOPY POMMIE CUNTRAG PISS HELL WALRUS SHIT SHITFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN YID MOTHERFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK PENISFUCK FUCK SHIT TIT SPRINKLES FAGGOT POLACK FRIG TWAT POOPY TITTYWANK BUKKAKE COCKGOBLIN CHING CHONG CHINK PISS YOU WANKER FUCKWIT BASTARD DIPSHIT ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCKING ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH FLYING FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SUCK MY DICK SPIC BOOBS PENIS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GIVING HEAD and with the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT and his FUCKFACE of girraffes in which WIGGER while reading about SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHICKEN FRIES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BLUE PENIS!