Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSCRACK'POTTYMOUTH'YOU WANKER'WIKIPEDIA'JACK ABRAMOFF'COLGATE'SEX Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKWIT look at the SHITFUCKER talk page of this BUTT-HOLE article for notes or discussion before SHITBALLS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder JAP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHAT, sudden POTTYMOUTH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DILDO or FUCKTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KNOBJOCKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POMMIE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GO COUNT YOUR DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PORCH MONKEY MARGARET THATCHER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITCOCK utterFUCKance of socially ASSFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHOLE television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

HELL Tourette's is DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT not to be SHIT confused with DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMMIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random GOD DAMMIT disorientation, culturally-GRAPE PENIS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DUMBASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOT HEAD language, FELLATIO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT CUNT LAPPER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive SHITBALLS quantities INJUN of ANAL DIABETES DAMN IT garbage.

Darnit.

A NIGNOG Polite Note to the BOOBS Author:

The KAFFIR Tourette's BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Research Institute was WOODPECKERSHIT founded to JERRY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANKSPLAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKFACE article BOON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and LET'S SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WOMEN'S RIGHTS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING JUMP!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can [expletive deleted] blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLYING RAT'S ASS TV, for always focusing on the DONKEY DICK bad side of a terrible DICKFACE thing.
• The main FUCKTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSCRACK knee MACACA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GOD DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POWERSHIT school for HENTAI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKFACE sufferers to become RAGHEAD manically depressed and INBRED commit TURD suicide.
• There is no PUNANI cure, and the POLESMOKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKFACE tics often have adverse LICK PUSSY

side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCKSUCKER perodol" which caused my entire DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT body to go NECROPHILIA numb and OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! basically made it NIGGA! worse than VENEREAL DISEASE it is without the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome SHITFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PORCUPINE'S BALLS the POMMIE public view of Tourettes as a "LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CAMEL JOCKEY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TAFFY sorry for WALRUS SHIT "hi-jacking" your ASSCRACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really CONAN O'BRIAN annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITWANK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIGGER, and making fun of a BASTARD horrible disorder is (not) ARSEBADGERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ABO time.

Best TITS & DICKS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUCK A BIG DICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MEG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society PRINCE PHILIP.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. JACKASS Regards to Andrew [expletive deleted] Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The LOLLIPOPS bastard who wrote this article. You can SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH punch him if you DOG FUCKER want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my DAMNATION intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NAZI and GOBSHITE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TRANNY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BAND WITH 4 FROG'S FAT ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HORSE! ASSHAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHAT'S HOUSE

How CUNTRAG to BOYCOTT VIACOM! cure CLUSTER FUCK the PEDOPHILIA Tourette's SEX Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BORDER HOPPER for JERK OFF Tourette's TITS Syndrome TITTIES is BASTARD following PRICK these I WILL KILL YOU! rules FUCK OFF in MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE order:

• 1: Avoid GIVING HEAD immature IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! little AUTOFELLATIO kids,
• 2: Count to NIGGER within FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK 10 TITWANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your INCEST JACK ABRAMOFF PEACEFUL nor FOUR-EYES talk,
• 4: Tell PUNANI yourself you LET'S SHIT don't IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK have SHIT LIKE A HORSE this COCKSTUFFER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FAGGOT WITH NASTY CARPET MUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CONDOMS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHAT last straw ORGASM!

I fucking put BOOBIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE BASTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at POLACK the TOP OF SOD OFF THIS FUCKBAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOG FUCKER offensive. MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HOLY DUMB FUCK people who try BITCH to battle MOTHERFUCKER'DUNE COON that tight-ass BLOWJOB 17-year-COCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTYMINTS it now, but someone said ASS' CUNT FRAK'GANGBANG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SPICY CUNT FUCK is a laughing ARSE matter. Plus there TRANNY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are ASSWIPE articles YOU WANKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? stuff. So CUNT that means GENITALIA stop getting mad at the PISS first part too and SON OF A BITCH talking about the REDSKIN letter that it's CONAN O'BRIAN mocking (what JOHN ELWAY letter? I don't even know what POMMIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self COCK even made a really HELL good point. "It's DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! nothing more CARPET MUNCHER from a head nod to a RAT'S ASS knee tick". PENIS ON A STICK. Which I'll add [Insert stupid word you just made up here] onto CUNTBUCKET saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKHEAD suffer that WETBACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT be, because if I were a I'LL RAPE YOU Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOAT DICK hilarious. If you TENTACLE RAPE Want facts, go on DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSFACE be offended, don't read CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT the freaking RAPE article anyway.

ASSCRACK HONKY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MOTHERFUCKER KIKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS

FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TITWANK BALLS PUSSYLICKER ASSHAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE FLYING FUCK DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING JAP WINDOWS VISTA PRICK SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELLATIO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITHEAD CHIGGER NIGGER FUCKWIT DICKLICK SPUNK RICK MORANIS NAZI CLUSTER FUCK BIRD SHIT SLOPE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SEX LET'S SHIT ARSE RAINBOWS SOD [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BIG FOOT FUCK ARSE MALARKY CLUSTER FUCK FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK NUGGET BOOBIES DOUCHE HELL [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BUTTFUCKER SHIT NIGGER TITS OH SHI– BASTARD FUCKHEAD JAP DONKEY PUNCHER KRAUT FUCKING A GOD DAMN BASTARD WIENER HATE HATE HAT ASS LICKER ASSCRACK FU SPANG NEGRO SHIT HITLER PENIS ON A BUN DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT SAGGY TITS PEDOPHILIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKWAD PISS OFF MY ASS DUMBASS CUNT DOG SHIT FLYING FUCK SHITFACE CUNT WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER O CANADA FUCKTARD CUNT ON CRACK POLESMOKER BUGGER OFF RAPE DONKEY DICK FUCKING A AUTOFELLATIO DICK FIST FUCK FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! JACK OFF SHUT UP, MEG! DICKHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SLOPE JOHNNY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CLUSTER FUCK HOSER EAT MY SHIT! CUNT CUM DAMN PISS ARTIST ALF ART METAL PRODUCTS TITS CHING CHONG CHINK POLAK PIGFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL JACKASS INBRED SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT SUCK MY COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REDSKIN GREASER TITWANK HORSE PENIS PEDOPHILIA WANK CRACKER FUCKER FUCK YOU RAGHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CLIT BITCH BOB SAGET BANGKOK BITCH YOUR MOM CRACKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FEWMETS GO HOME AND DIE HELL THONG TASTER BLUMPKIN SHITE RAGHEAD GYPSY I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY ASSFACE IN SACREMENT JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL WOP BIRD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACKASS FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHINK FUCKHEAD DYKE [Insert yet another person's name here] BUGFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SCUMBAG BORDER HOPPER YID NIGGER VAGINA FUCKFACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH MASTURBATION WIENER HENTAI SHIT DAMNATION WANK BUKKAKE ASSFACE TAMPONS SON OF A BITCH BUGGER BONER GOD DAMN FUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT FU SPANG TWISTY VAGINA HAIL SATAN! [EXPLETIVE] FUCKSTAIN CUNT CHICKEN SHIT BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SPICY CUNT FUCK VAGINA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LET'S SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FELLATIO ANAL DIABETES BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTER FUCK BUTTFUCKER NIGGER LGBT RIGHTS REDSKIN GOD DAMN FUCK FASHION BUG RUSTY TROMBONE JOHNNY TITMOUSE FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT ASSCRACK WANK ARSE AUTOFELLATIO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BASTARD BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT DILDO FUCKING PENIS ON A STICK PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD CUNTBUCKET PIECE OF SHIT BEANER NICARAGUA SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? ASSHOLE BEAVER ARSEBADGERS TITTYWANK SHIT GRAPE PENIS FOUR-EYES DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FRAK COCKSUCKER RANDY TRAVIS SPIC SCROTUM EPIDIDYMIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GOBSHITE BENCH PRESS CHICKEN SHIT CUNT ASS ASSWIPE FUCKFACE CARPET MUNCHER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHUFF DIRTY SANCHEZ PAKI HELL TURD YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO WIGGER DAMN FUCKER TITTIES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS JIZZ NIPPLES DICKHEAD FUCKING OPINION FUCK BITCH SHITTY TITTYWANK SCUMBUCKET FUCKER MOCKIE FUCK BUTT PIRATE FUCK NUGGET SHITTY COON MAMA MIA FUCK NUGGET DOG SHIT GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA SHITBALLS DIPSHIT COON DAMN IT DONKEY DICK FUCKING A FLYING FUCK PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE GO COUNT YOUR DICK RECTUM RAIDER ASS SHITFACE POLAK ANUSCAKE BIGNOSE BUGFUCK DONKEY DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL REDNECK FUCKHEAD JERK OFF TWAT DICK HADJI CRAPFUCKER TOSSER PISS UP MY ARSE URINE-GARGLING SHITFACE BITCH BULLSHIT TOTAL CLIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES PEARL NECKLACE COCKSUCKER BOLLOCKS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHOAD BITCH AUTOFELLATIO LUV FUDGEPACKER PISS OFF MY ASS ORGASM FUCK YOU FAG FRED PHELPS DONKEY PUNCHER HELL ASSCRACK BITCH FIRECROTCH TITS & DICKS WEHATEMARIO HELL YOU WANKER ASSCRACK TWAT BUTTFUCKER BONER KIKE FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DICKFACE FRITZ BONG HADJI ASS LICKER FUCKFACE CHOAD DOG SHIT FUCK TWAT WANK SAND NIGGER YOU WANKER JAP I'LL RAPE YOU WIGGER DAMN DIPSHIT SEX HELL BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SOD OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP INBRED DAMN SOD GYPSY ASSWIPE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FALSE BENSON FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER DICK CHICKEN PISS UP MY ARSE YOU WANKER PUSSY ART METAL PRODUCTS BULLSHIT YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS OSTRICH MY ASS JERRY CRAPFUCKER DILDO ALEX TREBEK NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT DUNE COON PIECE OF SHIT SEMEN HAIL SATAN! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHOAD DAMN CHUFF SNUFF PORN REDSKIN PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAT'S COCK NECROPHILIA SPIC FIRECROTCH BUGFUCK COON DAGO ARSE HELL MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK RUSKIE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK DICKFACE CRAPMUNCHER CLEMEN FUCK TITS & DICKS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS WIENER BORDER HOPPER CRAPMUNCHER HITLER GIVING HEAD INCEST KRAUT BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING JUMP! FELCHMONKEY BULLCRAP FUCKING A CHIGGER GO COUNT YOUR DICK BENCH PRESS ORGASM RECTUM RAIDER FUCK NEGRO SCROTUM FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKFACE INBRED GIVING HEAD HOSER SHITCOCK DONKEY DICK PEARL NECKLACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BRUSH MA TEETH MOLDY TITS FUCKTARD BULLSHIT SHITFACE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! ABO JIGGABOO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VAGINA FUCK YOU SHITTY FELCHING O CANADA NIPPLES ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN 1984 DYKE MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT KRAUT TWO-INCH PENIS FELCHING PISSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FASHION BUG ASSHAT ASS INBRED CUNTSWILLING DAMMIT BUTT-HOLE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NAZI ASSHAT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA CUM FUCK YOU SHITE POWERSHIT MASTURBATION FUCK TOSSER FUCKFACE KRAUT KIKE BELLEND FUCKER DILDO BUTT-HEAD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HELL GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS NECROPHILIA BALLS BUTT-HEAD SHIT CUNT HIV NEGATIVE POOPY BITCH CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT SHIT VOTE FUCKSTAIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TAMPONS MAMA MIA ASS CHOAD RAT'S ASS BALLS ASSBANDIT MOTHERFUCKER WANK TWISTY VAGINA DICKFACE YOU WANKER ORGASM SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT RAPE HELL RAT'S COCK PENISFUCK FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER ASS FUCKBAG DILDO JIZZ PICKANINNY HOT GRITS TWAT JAP ASSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKWIT HONKY HELL TIMBER NIGGER SOD TAMPONS SEMEN BALLS REDNECK DAMN HOMO EMO FUCKTARD FUCK RICK MORANIS CUNTYMINTS WHORE BUTT PIRATE BOLLOCKS BRUSH MA TEETH CHING CHONG CHINK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIPPLES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BONER BALLS FROG SCUMBAG WIENER CHING CHONG CHINK SHITSLIDE GOATSE SEX JOHNNY I WILL KILL YOU! DUMBASS CUNT SHIT NI ASSBANDIT GENITALIA ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FAG ASSHAT YOU WANKER INBRED FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY PUSSY FUCKTARD BASTARD BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKBAG EXTRA LONG PENIS 666 DONKEY DICK TIMBER NIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN AMERICA ONLINE WHORE RAPE MAMA MIA DIPSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES PEEPEE WETBACK SHITTY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CONAN O'BRIAN MARCH OF FLAMES ANAL DIABETES VAGINA YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA NECROPHILIA ASS JACKASS DICKFACE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BITCH TITS PIECE OF SHIT PISS SPANK THE MONKEY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT DAMMIT DAMMIT SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER KAFFIR DAMN IT HELL MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! BUGFUCK QUEEF PICKANINNY PISS ARTIST CHENEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITFACE SHITTY ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK SHITSLINGING GARBAGE DAY! PISS ARTIST ASS CRAPMUNCHER BUGFUCK PISS OFF MY ASS NORTH KOREA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKTARD JERK OFF MARCH OF FLAMES TITS DELICIOUS CAKE DICK TITS ORGASM HELL DIPSHIT FAG BOOBIES BITCH JAP GOD DAMN BOON BASTARD DAMN SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE PISS OFF SCROTUM D'OH REBECCA BLACK FELCHING SHIT SHITE TACO SHITSKIN SOD OFF POOPY SEX GOD DAMN SOD OFF CONDOMS FUCKFACE CHINK DAMN STEVE BALLMER FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK DOM DeLUISE REDSKIN ASSHAT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CROTCH HOMO CUNNILINGUS TITTIES INCEST RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK NIGNOG SCUMBUCKET RAGHEAD PISS ARTIST BRITNEY RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH SHITTY SHITFUCKER HELL CUNNILINGUS MALL SANTA JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK HAIL SATAN! WIGGER PISS OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS SPIC BASTARD DAMN IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU NIGGER DAMN P'KANG PISSHOLE ASSCRACK SHITE BITCH POLESMOKER YOU WANKER DAMN YOU WANKER CHIGGER SHITTY FIRECROTCH JIGGABOO ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA ORGASM FUCKWIT HO ARSE DOUCHE NAZI ASS PISSHOLE BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT DAGO FUCK PISS ASSFACE CUNTBUCKET COLGATE CROTCH RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE RAGHEAD 666 FEMADOM FRED PHELPS PISSHOLE ASS SHITFACE COCK SHITCOCK CUNT PISSHOLE FELCHING CHIGGER BALL SACK DICK CHICKEN TOSSER SHITTY SHITCOCK CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK 666 DOUCHE BOB SAGET WIKIPEDIA CRACKER DICKHEAD LAKE TITICACA JIZZ PIGFUCKER DIPSHIT YOU WANKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WANK FUCK BASTARD HONKY OH SHI– CROTCH CHING CHONG CHINK COLGATE CUNT ABO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BIGNOSE CRACKER HORSE SHIT TITTYWANK REDSKIN FELCHMONKEY ASSCRACK QUEEF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKBAG ASS FRENCH TICKLER BAT FUCK INSANE SUGARTITS BASTARD FUCK WANK DICKFACE FUCKWIT SCUMBAG I'LL RAPE YOU TITMOUSE INDIA HAS NUKES WANK JENKEM MILF ANUSCAKE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE KRAUT DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT YOU PENISPENISPENIS!!! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHICKEN SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS BAT FUCK INSANE ASSFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK A DUCK PISS OFF CUNT RAT'S ASS CUNT FUCKBAG FUCKING DAMN INJUN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NEGRO FRED PHELPS DAMN BLOWJOB DIPSHIT FUCK GOBSHITE BUKKAKE BULLSHIT PAKI JACK OFF PISS OFF MY ASS FRITZ PISSHOLE CONDOMS BIGNOSE JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING A DOT HEAD PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE ASS ASSWIPE INBRED COCKSUCKER ASSFACE SHITE BOB SAGET SHITHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS FUCK DICKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER CRACKER NECROPHILIA BITCH POLESMOKER SOD OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BEAVER RAGHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHIT CUM BLUMPKIN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISSHOLE POLESMOKER O KURWA! FELLATIO AY-AY-AY FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT LET'S SHIT ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE PISS OFF RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMMIT CROTCH PENISBIRD BITCH TITS & DICKS SUCK MY DICK BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNTSWILLING FUCKER WIENER DOG SHIT POLESMOKER ASSFACE DICKLICK DAMN FUCKING A CUNT CLIT SHITHEAD SPUNK CUNT FU SPANG CUM TWAT COLGATE RECTUM RAIDER WIENER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH BULLSHIT FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FELCHING INCEST FAG BULLSHIT ASSHAT DOUCHE NAZI FAGGOT ASSHOLE FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU BUKKAKE COCK PISS SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DEVELOPERS! SHIT BOOBS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLACK HELL ANAL DIABETES FUCK OFF SCROTUM CUNT CUNT LAPPER FUCKTARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCK WHORE DICKHEAD NIGNOG BITCH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN POLAK FUCK STEVE BALLMER ASSWIPE BALLS FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH NIGGER SHIT LIKE A HORSE CROTCH CHIGGER CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK PIG SHIT LIKE A HORSE MONKEY SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! VENEREAL DISEASE FAG SOD OFF WIGGER TOSSER [EXPLETIVE] NIPPLES SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS FROG'S FAT ASS SPANK THE MONKEY ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK JACKASS ORGASM FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER CUM POOPOO CLUSTER FUCK ASSFACE BUKKAKE DOUCHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAPE PORCH MONKEY PISS ARTIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES [Insert stupid word you just made up here] NEOPETS CUM BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER FUCK MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BULLSHIT PENIS BOOBS ASS UIGURS VAGINA ASS BIGNOSE JIGGABOO BLUMPKIN SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSBANDIT WANKER PENISFUCK FELCHING ASSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS BENCH PRESS FAG O CANADA CRAP BASTARD BUGGER OFF SUCK A BIG DICK DICKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SNUFF PORN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the HEIL HITLER! and his ARSE of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about ASSHAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SUITCASE PENIS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN

Article written in the style of its subject This article is HELL funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DAMN IT subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED REDSKIN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FIST FUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a ORGASM joke loses its humour SHIT LIKE A HORSE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so O KURWA! ignorant, then you wouldn't have DELICIOUS CAKE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKWIT FRENCH TICKLER COON FENCE JUMPER GIVING HEAD!!!!!I <3 COCK

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