Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BEANER'HOLY DUMB FUCK'YOUR MOM'PENIS ON A BUN'TAFFY'FUCKTARD'GOATSE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JUSTIN BIEBER look at the BONER talk page of this RAT'S COCK article for notes or discussion before TITS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK YOU neurochemical FUCK disorder TENTACLE RAPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BAD MOTHERFUCKER, sudden FALUN GONG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE or WINDOWS VISTA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TURD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRIG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GRINGO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HORSE SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOM DeLUISE utterFUCKance of socially ASSHOLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN IT television programs to address JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Tourette's syndrome.

WHORE Tourette's is PORCH MONKEY not to be I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU confused with 4CHAN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGFUCK random DAMN disorientation, culturally-AMERICA ONLINE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth KNOBJOCKEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANKSPLAT language, SUCK COCKS IN HELL! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JERK OFF souvenir shoppes and massive CONDOMS quantities DYKE of ANAL DIABETES CROTCH garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFACE Polite Note to the TRANNY Author:

The TITS Tourette's PUNANI Research Institute was BUGFUCK founded to BONER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNTRAG article FLYING FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and REDSKIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS ARTIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GIVING HEAD Tourrette's sufferers FUCKWIT swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NEGRO TV, for always focusing on the PEEPEE bad side of a terrible SONNY BILL WILLIAMS thing.
• The main PISSHOLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are O CANADA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PEEPEE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUMBASS knee WANKSPLAT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NIGGER TITS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NAZI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICK CHICKEN school for TAFFY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRITZ sufferers to become OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! manically depressed and NAZI commit HELLFUCKER suicide.
• There is no CUNTING ASSCRACK cure, and the FUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FEMADOM tics often have adverse DICKFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOUCHING perodol" which caused my entire ASSCRACK body to go PISS numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than TURD it is without the PIECE OF SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a CRAPMUNCHER tourette syndrome FUCKBAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS the DICKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "DICKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for CONDOMS "hi-jacking" your IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really FUCK YOU annoys me. I am working towards a MALL SANTA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIGNOG, and making fun of a WIKIPEDIA horrible disorder is (not) CONDOMS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHIGGER time.

Best GOD DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WETBACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. OLD CHRIST OF A Regards to Andrew BONER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The BALL SACK bastard who wrote this article. You can BUTTFUCKER punch him if you FUCKER want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POLAK saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BAD MOTHERFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOBSHITE and BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BASTARD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TWO-INCH PENIS BAND WITH 4 JAP MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOOK HORSE! BAD MOTHERFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BAD MOTHERFUCKER'S HOUSE

How BALLS to BUKKAKE cure GRIS the CROTCH Tourette's SHITBALLS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CARPET MUNCHER for HATE HATE HAT Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome CUNT is SCUMBAG following PISS these NIPPLES rules CRAPPY in ASS order:

• 1: Avoid DONKEY PUNCHER immature RAT'S COCK little WALRUS SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to SEX within PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS 10 PRICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN COCKSMOKER POLESMOKER nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell I WILL KILL YOU! yourself you BITCH don't THERE IS A CABAL have SHITFUCKER this DAMNATION disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WITH NASTY TAMPONS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BAD MOTHERFUCKER last straw CRAP ON A STICK!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BASTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK YOU the TOP OF SHITSLINGING THIS TITMOUSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. TOWELHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PENISFUCK people who try BONG to battle GARBAGE DAY!'BIRD IN THE HOUSE that tight-ass SHITSLINGING 17-year-DIPSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON it now, but someone said DICK TITS' NAZI ASSHAT'DOUCHE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD is a laughing FUCK matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JERK OFF Uncyclopedia, there are TESTICLE CHOKE articles BRITNEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUTT-HEAD stuff. So CLUSTERFUCK that means FUCK stop getting mad at the OSTRICH MY ASS first part too and BUGGER OFF talking about the MOZILLA FIREFOX letter that it's FUCK YOU mocking (what BALLS letter? I don't even know what DICKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian TURD hi self SHITFUCKER even made a really ASSFACE good point. "It's GOOK nothing more FUCKING from a head nod to a FUCKWIT knee tick". FRIG. Which I'll add GIVING HEAD onto FROG'S FAT ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKHEAD suffer that SCROTUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TITS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMMIT be, because if I were a GOATSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING A hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on CLUSTERFUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POOPY be offended, don't read TITS & DICKS the freaking FLYING FUCK article anyway.

Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HITLER RANDY TRAVIS GRAPE PENIS CUNT HITLER SHITSLINGING INCEST FENCE JUMPER

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FRAK DIPSHIT ASSHOLE SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE NAZI FRITZ NIGGER SEX ASSHAT ARSE DUMBASS TESTICLE CHOKE NAZI CHENEY COCKSHITTER BOOBS CUNTSWILLING TOTAL CUNT NIPPLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHAV SHIT PIGFUCKER FUCK YOU PISS WINDOWS VISTA TAMPON IN MY ASS YOUR MOM GOD DAMN ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY ASSWIPE ASSWIPE FUCKFUCKFUCK [expletive deleted] BUTTFUCKER JACKASS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED ASSHOLE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT CAMEL JOCKEY GENITALIA FALSE BENSON STRAWBERRY ASS FUDGEPACKER WALRUS SHIT I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE NIGGER TITTIES RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFUCKER SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER BITCH DAMMIT NAZI STEVE BALLMER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BALLS WIGGER NECROPHILIA MARGARET THATCHER TIT SPRINKLES RAPE SCROTUM HORSE SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNTRAG PRICK FUCK YOU FUCKER INBRED CRACKER FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS BITCH RAGHEAD FUCKING JUMP! OSTRICH MY ASS ASS LICKER MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT TURD HATE HATE HAT PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO PIECE OF SHIT JACK OFF SOD FUCKFACE CUNT FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN QUEEF BOOBS I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN DICKHEAD WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE SHIT FUCKHEAD POLACK TOWELHEAD ASS LICKER WANK DICKFACE TIT SPRINKLES MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DICK DOUCHE DUMBASS RAGHEAD FUCKFACE ARSE BITCH FUCK NIGGER TITS DAGO SHITE JESSE McCARTNEY SHITE CUNTBUCKET O KURWA! PORCH MONKEY ARSE GOOK ROSIE O'DONNELL O KURWA! GOBSHITE BOOBIES CRACKER BITCH DOG FUCKER ASSCRACK DEVELOPERS! FUCK YOU FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TOWELHEAD CUNT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! INBRED BULLSHIT DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FELCHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS BOOBS FUCKING FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SEMEN OH SHI– FUCKWIT JERRY ARSE POTTYMOUTH JIGGABOO SCROTUM ARSE DAMN CHOAD CRACKER KIKE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCK OFF SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT INBRED ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU DOG FUCKER KAFFIR HOMO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIPPLES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MOTHERFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS EAT MY SHIT! FUCKWIT BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER FUCKSTAIN SOD CHIGGER WHORE CLUSTERFUCK DAMN BULLCRAP WIENER RUSTY TROMBONE TITS FUCK OFF SOD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CRAP ON A STICK INBRED ASSRAPING CRAPFUCKER DIPSHIT BALL SACK ASS RAT'S COCK HOSER BEANER DAMMIT ASS COCKSHITTER POMMIE SHITCOCK BITCH FELLATIO CUNNILINGUS DYKE BANGKOK I AM CORNHOLIO! INCEST BLISTERING BARNACLES YOU WANKER JACKASS MASTURBATION SACRAMENTO DONGSHOVER PISS PEDOPHILIA CUNT SACRAMENTO BULLSHIT BATHING SUIT AREA HAIL SATAN! CUM RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST BUTT-FOR-BRAINS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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LAKE TITICACA BULLSHIT POMMIE BORDER HOPPER SHIT ASSHOLE LOLCAT WINDOWS VISTA BALLS DICKHEAD SHITBALLS ROSIE O'DONNELL WALRUS SHIT FUCK YOU SLOPE SHIT INCEST FUCKTARD WIENER PENIS ON A BUN CLEMEN REDSKIN AUTOFELLATIO FASHION BUG FRIG MOCCASINS SEX JUNGLE BUNNY BASTARD PUNANI PENIS PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NAZI PEARL NECKLACE CUNTRAG SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? TACO YOU WANKER JACKASS DAMMIT D'OH MOZILLA FIREFOX CHOAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP BASTARD POOPOO HADJI FUCKING A BUGGER OFF SHITE NAZI ASS DONGSHOVER DOUCHE VAGINA BASTARD WANK JACKASS SHIT PENIS ON A BUN SHIT NAZI WANK BELGIUM CUM FRED PHELPS CROTCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FAGGOT FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHOAD ASSHOLE RANDY TRAVIS SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST HAIL SATAN! DAMN BEAVER SUGARTITS WIKIPEDIA MALL SANTA PIGFUCKER ASSWIPE ASS LICKER DAMN IT HOLY DUMB FUCK BEAVER SON OF A BITCH BENCH PRESS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHAKOPEE [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD PORCUPINE'S BALLS SON OF A BITCH BALL SACK DOUCHEBAG CANNED QUOTE FEMADOM FUCK A DUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK ASSWIPE PENIS DICK IN A BOX MOCKIE MOLDY TITS WANKSPLAT PISS OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! WANKER YID ARSE PIGFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK SEX SHITHEAD BENCH PRESS CUNNILINGUS BIRD SHIT BALLS WANK MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES ARSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAT'S COCK BITCH UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! CUNT CRAPPER DICKFACE [EXPLETIVE] PISS CHRISTMAS TREES SHITBALLS INCEST ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER RAPE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WOMEN'S RIGHTS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN JAP DICKHEAD DAMMIT BEANER FUCKSTAIN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMNATION and with the CUNT and his JERK OFF of girraffes in which BRITNEY while reading about ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BALL SACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK