Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WIKIPEDIA'DAMN IT'HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS'SHIT'HADJI'COCKSUCKER'CUNNILINGUS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! neurochemical FUCK disorder GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BONER, sudden BASTARD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or MALARKY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ANUSCAKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLEMEN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOAT DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DYKE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PORCH MONKEY CUNTYMINTS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially TURD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address RICK MORANIS Tourette's syndrome.

JACKASS Tourette's is DEVELOPERS! not to be SEX confused with PISS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random GOD DAMMIT disorientation, culturally-FUCKWIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWISTY VAGINA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK language, FUCKBAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ARSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive BALLS quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES GENITALIA garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTT-HOLE Polite Note to the RAT'S ASS Author:

The HITLER Tourette's ANAL DIABETES Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to SHITFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RECTUM RAIDER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLOWERS article FUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HEIL HITLER! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICK TITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GO COUNT YOUR DICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUDDHIST MONK Tourrette's sufferers FROG'S FAT ASS swear. You can ARSEBADGERS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GIVING HEAD TV, for always focusing on the BAD MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible GARBAGE DAY! thing.
• The main DONKEY DICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DUMBASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMMIT knee FLYING FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN IT school for BUTTFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHRISTHUMPER sufferers to become FUCKING A manically depressed and POO POO BLOWJOB commit DICKHEAD suicide.
• There is no I'LL RAPE YOU cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIENER tics often have adverse CUNTBUCKET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JACKASS SHIT perodol" which caused my entire SHITSKIN body to go FUCKHEAD numb and SON OF A BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANK it is without the ART METAL PRODUCTS drug.

I am an active member of a BAT FUCK INSANE tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCK the DAMNED TABERNACLE public view of Tourettes as a "BATMAN & ROBIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACKASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LET'S SHIT sorry for FLYING RAT'S ASS "hi-jacking" your FRED PHELPS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTTFUCKER this that really FUCKING A annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BIRD IN THE HOUSE, and making fun of a FUCKWIT horrible disorder is (not) PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITCOCK time.

Best LICK PUSSY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PORCH MONKEY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries KENNY leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. DEVELOPERS! Regards to Andrew MASTURBATION Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The CONDOMS bastard who wrote this article. You can BULLCRAP punch him if you CRAP ON A STICK want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JOHNNY saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my DOT HEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BONER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HO and HAIL SATAN! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISSHOLE BAND WITH 4 CHOAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BIRD IN THE HOUSE HORSE! BONER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BONER'S HOUSE

How PIECE OF SHIT to TAMPONS cure TITWANK the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's EMO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCUMBUCKET for COCKSUCKER Tourette's DOT HEAD Syndrome CRACKER is ASS LICKER following SEX these CLIT rules TOSSER in DICKLICK order:

• 1: Avoid HOLY DUMB FUCK immature CUNT little CUNT kids,
• 2: Count to JUNGLE BUNNY within SHITCOCK 10 CRAPPYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S COCK JIGGABOO FUCKWIT nor ANAL talk,
• 4: Tell DAGO yourself you TURD don't LOLCAT have PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT this PUSSY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK LET'S SHIT WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BONER last straw FIST FUCK!

I fucking put PISS OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF FRED PHELPS THIS MILF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be YOU WANKER offensive. DUMBASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! people who try TITS to battle FUCK'GOD DAMMIT that tight-ass HENTAI 17-year-FLYING FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LET'S SHIT it now, but someone said HELLFUCKER' NECROPHILIA BIRD SHIT'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOG SHIT is a laughing PENIS ON A STICK matter. Plus there TITS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKWIT Uncyclopedia, there are FAG articles BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POLACK stuff. So I'LL RAPE YOU that means DOUCHE stop getting mad at the DICK IN A BOX first part too and GOD DAMN talking about the FUCKER letter that it's ASSHAT mocking (what TITS letter? I don't even know what FUCKFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS hi self FRED PHELPS even made a really COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT good point. "It's AUTOFELLATIO nothing more BASTARD from a head nod to a DAGO knee tick". JACKASS. Which I'll add DYKE onto CUNT CRAPPER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHING suffer that BUKKAKE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRAPFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK be, because if I were a SHITTY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DARTH VADER hilarious. If you TAMPON IN MY ASS Want facts, go on BLOWJOB Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITFACE be offended, don't read BLUE PENIS! the freaking FLYING FUCK article anyway.

ALEX TREBEK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BELGIUM BLUMPKIN CRAPMUNCHER FUCK SHITE WANK SHITE COCK

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSHAT PISSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NECROPHILIA FALUN GONG FUCKING A PISS OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLSHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ARSE SHITBALLS RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE HONKY GOAT DICK POOPY CRAPPY FAG SCROTUM BASTARD WANKSPLAT BUGGER COON SHITFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS TITS & DICKS FUCKWIT ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK TWAT SHITCUNTING DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA WANK SPIC RANDY TRAVIS PISSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU SUGARTITS BULLCRAP FOUR-EYES I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT FUCKWIT DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO TAMPONS WALRUS SHIT CC PLZ COON CLEVELAND STEAMER JACKASS ASSBANDIT SHITFACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FRIG AAAAAAAAA! WIGGER LOGJAMMER HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN SHIT FELCHING HOT GRITS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD ASS RAT'S ASS HUEY P. NEWTON WIGGER AUTOFELLATIO CRAP ON A STICK FRIG ASSRAPING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TITWANK ROSIE O'DONNELL WOMEN'S RIGHTS POOPOO GYPSY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive STEVE BALLMER and with the DAMN and his GOD DAMN of girraffes in which BIRD SHIT while reading about DOT HEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT