Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HELLFIRE'DOODIE HEAD'NIPPLES'CARPET MUNCHER'CUNT'ASSCRACK'CRACKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DYKE look at the PUSSY talk page of this NIGGER article for notes or discussion before RAT'S COCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSRAPING neurochemical FUCK disorder PIG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SPICY CUNT FUCK, sudden DICK IN A BOX m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MAMA MIA or VENEREAL DISEASE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUSSY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS ARTIST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITSLINGING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOLLOCKS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SCUMBUCKET MONKEY BALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TWISTY VAGINA utterFUCKance of socially SEX objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address BOOBS Tourette's syndrome.

HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette's is WIKIPEDIA not to be JACKASS confused with CLIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JIGGABOO random TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! disorientation, culturally-SONNY BILL WILLIAMS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUKKAKE language, INBRED and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JACK OFF BUGFUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DONKEY PUNCHER souvenir shoppes and massive HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS quantities JACKASS of ANAL DIABETES JUSTIN BIEBER garbage.

Darnit.

A RAT'S COCK Polite Note to the HONKY Author:

The LIMEY Tourette's DONKEY DICK Research Institute was DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! founded to BOLLOCKS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PIG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CONDOMS article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INCEST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INBRED changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS ARTIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about suck my mothers Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GANGBANG Tourrette's sufferers FUCKWIT swear. You can SHITFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JESSE McCARTNEY TV, for always focusing on the COCK bad side of a terrible BOOBS thing.
• The main COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FEWMETS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNTYMINTS knee BOOBIES NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUNE COON school for SCROTUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICK CHICKEN sufferers to become WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

manically depressed and DAGO commit ASSRAPING suicide.

• There is no FUCKHEAD cure, and the KIKE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BLUMPKIN tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna INCEST perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go SOD numb and BULLCRAP basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSRAMMER it is without the YUKY DOODY drug.

I am an active member of a TOSSER tourette syndrome BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "FALUN GONG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is P'KANG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EDITABLE DYK sorry for GOOK "hi-jacking" your NEGRO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FLYING RAT'S ASS this that really BUGGER annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITWANK, and making fun of a HORSE SHIT horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING A funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best BULLSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BOOBS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. SHITPISSER Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The PRICK bastard who wrote this article. You can WINDOWS VISTA punch him if you LOLCAT want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my PORCH MONKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SPICY CUNT FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICK and FUCK OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIPPLES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FROG BAND WITH 4 RAT'S COCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKFACE HORSE! SPICY CUNT FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SPICY CUNT FUCK'S HOUSE

How SHITFACE to RAPE cure FRITZ the ASSCRACK Tourette's CUNNILINGUS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR for TRANNY Tourette's ASS Syndrome KIKE is I WILL END YOU! following PENIS ON A STICK these FUCK rules BONER in PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS order:

• 1: Avoid CLUSTERFUCK immature HELL little FUCKING A kids,
• 2: Count to BAT FUCK INSANE within SAND NIGGER 10 ROSIE O'DONNELLseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WANK BOLLOCKS THONG TASTER nor DOUCHING talk,
• 4: Tell DICKLICK yourself you MACACA don't BASTARD have TOURETTE'S IS FUN this FUCKWIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFUCKER WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MONKEY SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SPICY CUNT FUCK last straw YOU WANKER!

I fucking put I'LL RAPE YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FRED PHELPS the TOP OF YOU WANKER THIS BLOWJOB ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COCKSUCKER offensive. DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACKASS people who try FUCK NUGGET to battle DAMN IT'FIST FUCK that tight-ass POLESMOKER 17-year-WARNER MUSIC GROUP—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TITWANK it now, but someone said RECTUM RAIDER' EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SAND NIGGER'PISS OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGNOG is a laughing RAPE matter. Plus there BULLCRAP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are GOD DAMMIT articles FEWMETS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TITWANK stuff. So MOZILLA FIREFOX that means FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE stop getting mad at the BASTARD first part too and DAMMIT talking about the GRINGO letter that it's CUNT mocking (what SCUMBAG letter? I don't even know what PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKFACE hi self ASSRAMMER even made a really DOUCHE NAZI good point. "It's DICK nothing more SHITHEAD from a head nod to a DOUCHETITS knee tick". SHITSLINGING. Which I'll add BAD MOTHERFUCKER onto MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't KNOBJOCKEY suffer that BEANER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKHEAD be, because if I were a CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKER hilarious. If you BEAVER Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read MOTHERFUCKER the freaking CUNT article anyway.

PAKI YID DICK RAPE JACK ABRAMOFF PISS DICKWAD BASTARD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCK

FELCHING POO POO BLOWJOB JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN KAFFIR CLEMEN BORDER HOPPER PUSSYLICKER BUGGER OFF PISS OFF CUNTSWILLING BUGGER BULLSHIT TITS & DICKS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] GO COUNT YOUR DICK HOSER NIGNOG GREASER HELL DYKE INCEST QUEEF FUCKHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS GOBSHITE TURD PRICK ASSHAT SHITSKIN ASSHAT CUNT PRICK SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD NIGGER JACKASS SHIT ASS BEAVER FELCHING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT ARSE JERK OFF TOWELHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ GENITALIA WIENER PISS BUGGER OFF PISSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BULLSHIT SHITE SHITE DALAI LAMA ASSHAT RUSTY TROMBONE DUMBASS DAMN TITTYWANK AY-AY-AY PRICK TWAT FUCKSTAIN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BONER FELCHMONKEY CUNTRAG TOSSER JACKASS FUCKING PISSHOLE DICKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS JERK OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BEANER BITCH PIG SACRAMENTO SHIT ASSRAPING PISS ARTIST HOSER FELLATIO RAGHEAD HOMO DUMBASS BALLS [expletive deleted] FUCK OFF ALEX TREBEK FUCK BONER FUCKING DICKHEAD YOU WANKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSWIPE HENTAI PENISFUCK BUTT PIRATE FENCE JUMPER PEDOPHILIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUTT-HEAD DAMN ARSE JOHN ELWAY SEMEN ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SEX ANAL DIABETES DOT HEAD CUNT CRAPPER DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN DICKHEAD BALLS PISS ARTIST HONKY CHUFF JACKASS SHIT RICK MORANIS GOD DAMN CUNT COCKSHITTER BONG ASSFACE FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBUCKET HELL SHITE DOUCHE NAZI TWAT BONER CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN IT FUCKTARD DOG SHIT HOSER CUM PRICK LIMEY FUCK FUCKTARD ANAL DIABETES CUNT BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH COON JACKASS SHIT DUMBASS CUNT WIGGER FAGGOT DOUCHEBAG BUKKAKE FAGGOT BUGGER DICKWAD YOU WANKER SHIT SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT ASSBANDIT KNOBJOCKEY BIGNOSE OLD CHRIST OF A CLIT MALARKY FUCKSTAIN FRAK JACKASS SECOND BALLS SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG WANK SHIT RAT'S ASS PENIS ASSBANDIT WANK BULLSHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE BITCH FUCK FUCK YOU HO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JACK OFF FUCKING GO HOME AND DIE RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK CLEMEN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELLATIO SHIT DOUCHE TIT DIRT RAT'S ASS BITCH COCK KNOBJOCKEY CHICKEN SHIT DICK BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCUMBAG ANUSCAKE BUGGER OFF TENTACLE RAPE DAMN FRIG MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING BASTARD MONKEY SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COON ASSFACE WOODPECKERSHIT CUNNILINGUS COCKSHITTER YUKY DOODY O KURWA! SAMUEL L. JACKSON SUCK MY COCK I'LL RAPE YOU WEHATEMARIO FUCKHEAD CRAPPY WANK SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE PENIS SHITE POMMIE SCROTUM KRAUT CHRISTMAS TREES BULLSHIT SCUMBAG SPUNK FUCK TRANNY POLAK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY FELCHING BEAVER ASSHOLE HAIL SATAN! BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF COON SPUNK MAMA MIA RECTUM RAIDER FUCK OFF FRENCH TICKLER JOHN SMILEY FACE NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH DICKFACE CHOAD LAKE TITICACA BIRD IN THE HOUSE FAG CHENEY DICKHEAD JACKASS SON OF A BITCH TWAT ORGASM BLOWJOB HITLER JACKASS PRICK HENTAI YOUR MOM PENIS WANKSPLAT FUCKFACE SHITHEAD FELCHING DICKFACE ARSE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MALL SANTA FIST FUCK TITS SHITSKIN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MONKEY SHIT TAMPONS MILF INBRED KIKE BONER BUTTFUCKER PUSSY TOWELHEAD BONER TRANNY TITS & DICKS DICKFACE RAT'S ASS ASSHAT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy MILF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH DILDO DELICIOUS CAKE DONGSHOVER MOCKIE PENISPENISPENIS!!! DOG FUCKER FUCKING SOD GOBSHITE HELL RAPE CLIT CLIT GENITALIA PUSSY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TWAT KRAUT DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING TITMOUSE FUCKWIT ORGASM BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NIPPLES RECTUM RAIDER PENISBIRD WANKER FIST FUCK COMMUNISM IS STUPID ANUSCAKE FUCKFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BASTARD PUSSY BENCH PRESS SHITCOCK TURD DAMN SHAKOPEE CUNT DAMN IT SIGMUND FREUD RAPE MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSWIPE DUMBASS PUSSY DOUCHEBAG ANAL DIABETES HADJI BALL SACK DICKFACE ASS LICKER BIG FOOT SON OF A BITCH ASS HORSE PENIS BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKSTAIN SEX KRAUT DICK TITTYWANK BORDER HOPPER DICKFACE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BENSON SUCKS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHAKOPEE DICKFACE JAP SHITSLIDE FROG'S FAT ASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JACKASS SHIT SHITSKIN WANKSPLAT JOHNNY ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH NIPPLES BONER CUNNILINGUS JIGGABOO AMERICA ONLINE SHIT DAMN SHITE MOCKIE JUNGLE BUNNY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKER FUCKWIT FUCK RAT'S ASS DUMBASS FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH BULLCRAP FUCK INJUN BITCH FUCK BITCH CRAPMUNCHER JOHNNY JIGGABOO WIENER FUDGEPACKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELLFUCKER SHITCOCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES COON MONKEY'S UNCLE BASTARD FELCHING DOM DeLUISE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS WOP FLYING RAT'S ASS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA FUCKTARD HONKY LAKE TITICACA CRACKER AMERICA ONLINE DICKHEAD GREASER CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO CUNT BONG P'KANG PISS OFF ROSES PIG FUCKSTAIN WIGGER INBRED CUNNILINGUS BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! NIGNOG All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKTARD SHITHEAD CHAV NAZI FELCHING DICK ARSE BATHING SUIT AREA SHITFACE FUCKFACE DAGO SHITBALLS HITLER DAMN TWAT CHINK DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT MOCCASINS WANKER FUCK BASTARD FUCK OFF TANK MAN [expletive deleted] RAGHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE JACKASS SHIT EPIDIDYMIS FUCK SCROTUM SHITFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SPICY CUNT FUCK GIVING HEAD SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FUCKBAG FIRECROTCH DICK CHICKEN BIRD SHIT CROTCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI OH SHI– SHIT PISS AUTOFELLATIO GYPSY BALLS PUNANI FELCHING FUDGEPACKER FUCKING JUMP! CHING CHONG CHINK NEGRO CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING OSTRICH MY ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS SEX HOT GRITS DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS FASCIST THONG TASTER COCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MOCKIE ORGASM DUMBASS WANKER BITCH CUM RAT'S COCK TIT SPRINKLES BASTARD POMMIE CHOAD KISSER BITCH AUTOFELLATIO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUTT-HEAD DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK FUCK A DUCK CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FRENCH TICKLER FUCK LET'S SHIT SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTT-HOLE DOUCHEBAG Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS DAMN BOOBIES BLUE PENIS! FUCK OFF KNOBJOCKEY INJUN YOUR MOM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICKHEAD BALL SACK HELL TOWELHEAD POISON IN BABY FORMULA SHIT PEDOPHILIA SHITCOCK FUCKTARD WANK FUCKWIT URINE-GARGLING YOU WANKER MACACA ASS PRICK FUCK BUTT PIRATE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHIT FUCKER YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE TAMPONS FUCK DICKHEAD SHITBALLS BUTTFUCKER DOUCHING FUCKING RUSTY TROMBONE CLIT FUCK YOU DAMN DICKLICK SHITFACE DAMN IT CHING CHONG CHINK ASSFACE TUBA ASSWIPE SPUNK FUCKSTAIN NIGGER PIG PENIS SHITTY ARSE SOD OFF HORSE SHIT PEEPEE SHITCUNTING SHITTY SHIT SHITBALLS I WILL KILL YOU! PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK TUBA WINDOWS VISTA GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS DOUCHE JACKASS TITWANK DAMN FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN HONKY DIPSHIT TITWANK CHOAD ASS ASS HADJI DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ WANK AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT MALARKY WANK SHITSLINGING ASS BEAVER RUSTY TROMBONE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE THONG TASTER SHITSKIN BEANER ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HEIL HITLER! WIENER BONG SOD DICKHEAD AY-AY-AY FUCKSTAIN CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKTARD SHITTY YOU WANKER HORSE SHIT GENITALIA YOUR MOM SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKER FUCKTARD CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT FEWMETS HELL PISS PISS BOOBS INCEST [Insert silly non-swear here] HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK YOU SHITFACE FUCKTARD WANK DUMBASS FENCE JUMPER ASSWIPE DAMN DUMBASS pen0r FROG'S FAT ASS PIECE OF SHIT GOBSHITE FUCKING A JIZZ MONKEY SHIT SIGMUND FREUD SAMUEL L. JACKSON MICK CUM GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE POMMIE POLESMOKER ASS I WILL KILL YOU! SON OF A BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA POLACK SHITFUCKER CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS FEWMETS CUNNILINGUS HOLY DUMB FUCK DILDO DAMMIT SEX CONDOMS FUCKBAG VAGINA SHITE TRANNY DAMN CLUSTERFUCK WANKER SMEG RAT'S COCK INBRED IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BEAVER WILLY WONKA DOG SHIT CHIGGER SEMEN ASS JIGGABOO FUCKING HELLFIRE SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT SHITE FUCK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA BUTT-HEAD DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DOUCHE ORGASM BUTT-HOLE SHUT UP, MEG! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS VAGINA WEHATEMARIO TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ORGASM PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD TITWANK POMMIE FELCHING RAT'S COCK CUNT DICK HONKY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY CRACKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BASTARD DICKHEAD INBRED BOOBS ROSIE O'DONNELL VANDAL HONKY RANDY TRAVIS WIENER GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AY-AY-AY ARSE CROTCH TAMPONS CROTCH BEAVER TWO-INCH PENIS CHINK CROTCH DAMN CUNT ASSCRACK JIZZ BOON TITWANK AY-AY-AY SHITSKIN OSTRICH MY ASS POMMIE GRINGO FELLATIO SHITBALLS DICKFACE FUCKWIT FEMADOM RUSKIE BONER ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER ASSRAPING TURD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! TWO-INCH PENIS NEGRO ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL GREASER YOU WANKER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TITTYWANK DAMN IT ABO FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS DAMMIT WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ TONY LA RUSSA WANKSPLAT DAMNATION JUNGLE BUNNY REBECCA BLACK EAT MY SHIT! RUSTY TROMBONE REDNECK PISS OFF MY ASS KRAUT JOHN ELWAY P'KANG COCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ALEX TREBEK BIGNOSE BUTTFUCKER JERRY TITTYWANK JERRY FUCKTARD GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK SHITHEAD HELL PISS ARTIST MOCCASINS INCEST ASSHOLE REDSKIN HORSE SHIT MALL SANTA MOCCASINS PEARL NECKLACE BEAVER SHIT FUCKHEAD SHITFACE HADJI DONGSHOVER FUCKING BLUMPKIN DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT BRITNEY COMMUNIST DILDO BIRD SHIT BASTARD CUNTRAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BALL SACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSHAT DAMN NEOPETS BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT FUCKING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ANUSCAKE CUM HORSE PENIS YID BOOBIES POLACK DIPSHIT NIGGER DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE CC PLZ PUSSYLICKER DICKFACE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? 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DICKHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITFACE FUCKWIT FROG TOURETTE'S SYNDROME KIKE BASTARD DAMN PISS ARTIST DICK CHICKEN FAGGOT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUTTFUCKER SHITE SHITBALLS BONG BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT FUCKHEAD BUKKAKE FRAK YOU WANKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE BULLSHIT HITLER INCEST DOUCHEBAG WANK ASSHAT WANK ASSFACE MASTURBATION FIRECROTCH JOHNNY FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT ASSHAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ANUSCAKE TRANNY PEEPEE YOU SUCK BALLS

FEMADOM DOG SHIT DICKHEAD NICARAGUA SHITSLINGING COCKSHITTER NORTH KOREA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHOAD ASS HENTAI SON OF A BITCH suck my mothers COCKSHITTER BOOBS FUCKHEAD PORCH MONKEY FRENCH TICKLER ARSEBADGERS DIPSHIT BUGGER PISS ARTIST CUNTYMINTS FUCKER TWAT JACKASS FIRECROTCH GOBSHITE WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS YID FUCKFACE SHIT TEDDY BEARS TOWELHEAD DYKE CONDOMS BASTARD ASSHAT DONGSHOVER ANAL DIABETES CHIGGER PISS ARTIST VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD ASSBANDIT WHORE BUGGER GOOK DOG FUCKER YID Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SCRATCH! GROUNDER! and with the SHITSLINGING and his SLOPE of girraffes in which SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH while reading about VAGINA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH