Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS ARTIST'MASTURBATION'DICK CHICKEN'PISS'DAMN'FROG'S FAT ASS'60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder BONER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKER, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE or [Insert silly non-swear here] vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FROG'S FAT ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICK WANKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSFACE utterFUCKance of socially JUSTIN BIEBER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACKASS SHIT television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

SHITTY Tourette's is MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS not to be REDNECK confused with CHOAD KISSER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TONY LA RUSSA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! random DICKHEAD disorientation, culturally-CLEVELAND STEAMER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITWANK language, BELLEND and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BIG FOOT CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGGER souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES CRAPPY garbage.

Darnit.

A LENS CRAFTERS Polite Note to the GOD DAMN Author:

The BEAVER Tourette's REDSKIN Research Institute was FUCKER founded to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GRAPE PENIS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I'LL RAPE YOU article BUTT-FOR-BRAINS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INBRED I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WIENER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance P'KANG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BATHING SUIT AREA Tourrette's sufferers suck my mothers swear. You can SAMUEL L. JACKSON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKHEAD TV, for always focusing on the DONKEY PUNCHER bad side of a terrible [expletive deleted] thing.
• The main GOBSHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SPIC' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INJUN knee BALLS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITCOCK school for MALARKY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS sufferers to become PUSSYLICKER manically depressed and D'OH commit COCK suicide.
• There is no HOMO cure, and the BUTT-FOR-BRAINS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BEANER tics often have adverse I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BALLS perodol" which caused my entire SOD OFF body to go HELL numb and ORGASM basically made it NIGGA! worse than NAZI it is without the ORGASM drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome SHITFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ART METAL PRODUCTS the FRIG public view of Tourettes as a "BALLS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLAMING ASS BADGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOD DAMMIT sorry for SHITTY "hi-jacking" your [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JIGGABOO this that really BUTT-HEAD annoys me. I am working towards a POOPOO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLEVELAND STEAMER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a DOT HEAD horrible disorder is (not) DYKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POLACK time.

Best DOG FUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MEG degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen

P.S. CRACKER Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The MAMA MIA bastard who wrote this article. You can TWAT punch him if you TWAT want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I WILL END YOU! saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my ANUSCAKE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT and SCUMBAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WIKIPEDIA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JACKASS BAND WITH 4 SCUMBAG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DUMBASS HORSE! FUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKER'S HOUSE

How HORSE SHIT to JESSE McCARTNEY cure JACKASS SHIT the FUCK Tourette's PUSSY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NEGRO for PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome PRICK is I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST following ASSHAT these FOOTBALL rules COMMUNIST DILDO in BAD MOTHERFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid JACK OFF immature CUM little MY ANUS IS BLEEDING kids,
• 2: Count to COON within DAMMIT 10 AUTOFELLATIOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKTARD BITCH BONER nor BORDER HOPPER talk,
• 4: Tell SUCK MY DICK yourself you ASSHAT don't SAND NIGGER have DOUGHNUT PUNCHER this FUCKING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOATSE WITH NASTY FUCKING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKER last straw WANKER!

I fucking put ASSHAT' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAT'S ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNNILINGUS the TOP OF AY-AY-AY THIS VAGINA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DEVELOPERS! people who try SCROTUM to battle FELCHING'SHITBALLS that tight-ass SHITCOCK 17-year-RUSTY TROMBONE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BATHING SUIT AREA it now, but someone said PUNANI' FUCK HENTAI'ARSEBADGERS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HOT GRITS is a laughing JACKASS SHIT matter. Plus there COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HOCKEY Uncyclopedia, there are CROTCH articles PIECE OF SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So POOPY that means NEGRO stop getting mad at the SAMUEL L. JACKSON first part too and NIGNOG talking about the HELL letter that it's CUNT mocking (what DICK CHICKEN letter? I don't even know what SCROTUM the heck you're talking about). Adrian FIST FUCK hi self FAGGOT even made a really ASS good point. "It's FENCE JUMPER nothing more DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! from a head nod to a FUCKTARD knee tick". JOHNNY. Which I'll add TITWANK onto SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't EAT MY SHIT! suffer that DOUCHING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SUCK MY DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to THONG TASTER be, because if I were a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you JOHN ELWAY Want facts, go on MAMA MIA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SUITCASE PENIS be offended, don't read QUEEF the freaking FIST FUCK article anyway.

ASSHOLE '"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000104-QINU`"' DEVELOPERS! CLUSTERFUCK FUCK HEIL HITLER! NIHILISM BITCH BOLLOCKS TWAT

DAMN IT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON EPIDIDYMIS DICK TITS SEMEN CUNTING ASSCRACK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! BANGKOK PISS ARTIST FUCKFUCKFUCK CLEMEN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER INBRED ASS CUNTSWILLING CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT DICKHEAD FUCKWIT SHITE GO HOME AND DIE GARBAGE DAY! HEIL HITLER! OSCAR WILDE IS GAY COMMUNIST DILDO BALLS FUCKTARD FUCK DICKLICK SPICY CUNT FUCK DEVELOPERS! DICKWAD FELLATIO DICKHEAD CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHITE POWER MAMA MIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK OFF POTTYMOUTH RAT'S COCK SHIT DEMOCRACY CLIT FUCK FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER INBRED CUNTSWILLING ASSFACE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! ASSFACE TWO-INCH PENIS SEX JOHNNY SHITTY BUTT PIRATE COLGATE RAPE RAT'S COCK [expletive deleted] ORGASM OSTRICH MY ASS COCKSUCKER HONKY AY-AY-AY CUNTBUCKET JENKEM MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CUNT WANKER DOUCHE PIG INBRED 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUTT PIRATE DYKE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN DYKE GENITALIA WETBACK FUCK CUNTRAG FELCHING DOT HEAD GREASER POLACK COCKSHITTER GOAT DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK VAGINA PISS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MAMA MIA TITTIES ARSE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DONKEY DICK ARSEBADGERS JACKASS SHIT INBRED BOOBS CHOAD GOD DAMMIT TOSSER BIGNOSE DICKFACE GRUE RAPE BEAVER ASSWIPE EPIDIDYMIS DAMN NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE BRUSH MA TEETH GOATSE FRIG FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD SHITCOCK PENIS ON A BUN DONKEY DICK CUNT NAZI BUDDHISM FELCHMONKEY CLEMEN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BULLSHIT FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT PIG SAMUEL L. JACKSON SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD SPUNK BUGFUCK COCK I'LL RAPE YOU NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TAMPONS ASSHOLE PISS NICARAGUA YUKY DOODY JACKASS FUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCK YOU BOOBS ASSHOLE BITCH ANAL LENS CRAFTERS POLESMOKER NORTH KOREA I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT YOU WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS HELL DUNE COON ASSRAPING WANKSPLAT NAZI DICK CHICKEN BRITNEY JIGGABOO ARSEBADGERS CC PLZ SHITE DICKHEAD GOD DAMN HELL PRICK MILF JACKASS BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK YOGHURT CANNON ASSHAT VAGINA YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING FELLATIO ASS BIRD SHIT NAZI FEWMETS PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER WEHATEMARIO POLACK ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK RICK MORANIS TITWANK SHIT CRACKER FAG DAMN MOCCASINS PRICK DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE I WILL END YOU! FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE FUCK PAKI BATHING SUIT AREA GOD BLESS AMERICA INCEST SHITTY NIGGER ASSFACE SUCK A BIG DICK BOB SAGET DIPSHIT JERK OFF LIMEY TITS & DICKS CUNTYMINTS FUCKING BASEBALL TAMPONS TITS SHIT COCKSUCKER HORSE SHIT FUCK DUNE COON SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE FRENCH TICKLER WIGGER FLYING FUCK DOT HEAD DOG SHIT ANUSCAKE SCUMBAG DICKLICK CUNTRAG DAGO 666 INCEST BUTTFUCKER I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FEMADOM RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN CUNT SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT VAGINA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JOHNNY WANK PISS RAT'S ASS FUCKER MONKEY BALLS BULLCRAP FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN FUCK COON DICKFACE SMEG ASSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMMIT CUNT SHITE DICK TITS BOYCOTT VIACOM! YOU WANKER SHUT UP, MEG! DOUCHE SCUMBAG CROTCH WANK CHENEY HELL QUEEF WIGGER PISS MALARKY ASSFACE JACKASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SOD OFF JUSTIN BIEBER CUNTBUCKET JACKASS 666 POWERSHIT SOD FEWMETS FUCK PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER ASSFACE GENITALIA SHIT FRAK ASSHOLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUTT-HEAD SHUT UP, MEG! LUV NIPPLES BITCH WHITE RIGHTS ASSWIPE DOUCHING TOWELHEAD ASS LICKER HOMO NIGGER NAZI SUCK MY COCK FENCE JUMPER SON OF A BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE NEGRO PENIS SEMPRINI HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLAK BIGNOSE MARGARET THATCHER ROSIE O'DONNELL GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE DAMN EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG CRAPPY HELLFIRE POOPY FUCK YOU ASSRAPING DOG SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] BOOBIES VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT JAP CUNTYMINTS JENKEM HOMO FLYING FUCK DAGO STRAWBERRY ASS NICARAGUA LET'S SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK OFF MALL SANTA RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN ASS FUCKTARD SMEG TACO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT CHAV CUNT SHITCUNTING DOUCHING BLISTERING BARNACLES HEIL HITLER! COON SCROTUM PIG BUTT PIRATE OH SHI– HOLY DUMB FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! EXTRA LONG PENIS TWAT BLUMPKIN DONGSHOVER MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK POMMIE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SCROTUM GO HOME AND DIE PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSKIN YOU WANKER TWAT FUCKSTAIN BOON CLUSTERFUCK POTTYMOUTH CHOAD DICKHEAD DOG FUCKER EAT MY SHIT! JACK OFF BITCH SOD O CANADA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKER NINTENDOGS POOPY AY-AY-AY DUMBASS CHING CHONG CHINK HOT GRITS FASHION BUG FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK TACO CHRIST OF TABERNACLE COCKSTUFFER NAZI WILLY WONKA RAT'S ASS EMO BOLLOCKS HELL WIENER MACACA FLYING FUCK SHITTY BOON LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CRAPMUNCHER SPICY CUNT FUCK BIRD SHIT MILF NIPPLES FENCE JUMPER RAT'S ASS DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT FRED PHELPS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST VAGINA CROTCH RAT'S ASS PENIS POMMIE BULLSHIT CRACKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BOLLOCKS DIPSHIT BALL SACK suck my mothers ASSCRACK BONER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING YOUR MOM ASS WANK NAZI FUCKWIT SHITFACE FUCKFACE BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER ANUSCAKE CUM SHAKOPEE BASTARD SHUT UP, MEG! FRIG GOD DAMMIT JENKEM POOPY CHAV SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! SACRAMENTO BUKKAKE PISSHOLE SUITCASE PENIS FUCKING I'LL RAPE YOU AUTOFELLATIO JOHNNY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BOOBIES DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK COMMUNIST DILDO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL SUCK MY COCK HORSE SHIT BOLLOCKS SHIT CLIT FUCKSTAIN PENIS FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK BOOBS BALL SACK FUCK OFF MALL SANTA PRICK JIZZ ASSWIPE FUCKING A SUCK MY COCK MOLDY TITS FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK HELLFUCKER TITS & DICKS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKBAG DICKHEAD EAT MY SHIT! JAP SPIC SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SIGMUND FREUD BENCH PRESS BOLLOCKS MARGARET THATCHER BASTARD NIGNOG SUITCASE PENIS SHITFACE FUCKTARD FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS JESSE McCARTNEY PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE JACK OFF PUNANI FELCHING SHITHEAD JAP TITS & DICKS HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT TITS PEARL NECKLACE DICKLICK HELL RAT'S COCK CHIGGER ABORTIONS FOR ALL FUCKING GOBSHITE DOUCHEBAG PENISBIRD INBRED LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TOWELHEAD FUCKING BANGKOK WOMEN'S RIGHTS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKWIT REDSKIN RADIO FREE LUNCH DAMN CUNT CRAPPER NI PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICK CHICKEN SCROTUM ASSHAT BOOBS BOB SAGET FUCKTARD PISSHOLE DICKHEAD FUCK MOTHERFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS CHENEY POOPOO POMMIE MAMA MIA FUCKING JUMP! KAFFIR ASS PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN DICK ANUSCAKE ASS FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS TITS & DICKS SHIT LIKE A HORSE PISS OFF MY ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHOAD REDNECK BUKKAKE POTTYMOUTH BOON GARBAGE DAY! TIMBER NIGGER QUEEF HELL PEEPEE D'OH MALARKY POOPY CUNTSWILLING BUTT PIRATE WANK PISS ARTIST CHIGGER FUCKING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE JACKASS CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITS & DICKS ASS DICKWAD LOGJAMMER FUCKER GOD DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN BITCH GYPSY PRICK FUCKHEAD BOOBS CLUSTERFUCK SPUNK TWAT CLEMEN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISSHOLE STEVE BALLMER DOUCHEBAG CUNTRAG ASSBANDIT SPIC SPANK THE MONKEY GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK TWAT CHIGGER FUCK YOU BONER SAND NIGGER MASTURBATION HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS INCEST GOD BLESS AMERICA AUTOFELLATIO ASS NORTH KOREA SPIC CUNT MARY WHITEHOUSE TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING CHAV GRIS FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING BASEBALL P'KANG TOSSER IT'S OVER 9000! DAMMIT PAKI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLUSTERFUCK SHIT ASS NIPPLES CUNT BASTARD PRICK CUNT COCKSHITTER GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE NAZI CUNTRAG CHIGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS MALL SANTA FROG'S FAT ASS HELL POOPOO DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL TITWANK BORDER HOPPER WARNER MUSIC GROUP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SACRAMENTO LENS CRAFTERS YOU WANKER BONG FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER HELL SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD RICK MORANIS FELLATIO ASS BITCH LENS CRAFTERS ASS TWISTY VAGINA TIT SPRINKLES DAMN CUNT EPIDIDYMIS LOLCAT TAMPONS ASS SHITSLINGING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHICKEN SHIT FUCK PISS ARTIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I'LL RAPE YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITHEAD DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FELCHING SIGMUND FREUD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA WIENER POMMIE BONER BONER DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSY CHICKEN FRIES DONKEY DICK FUCKING RAPE ASSFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NIPPLES SHIT NIGGER HORSE SHIT TARTAR SAUCE BONER FUCKFACE SCUMBAG TITS ASSRAMMER JACKASS DUMBASS FUCKFACE YID FUCK TAMPONS DAMN IT DONKEY DICK TITS DAMN MALL SANTA FUCKTARD FUCK OFF GO HOME AND DIE SHITE BUTTFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY SHITBALLS CUNT AUTOFELLATIO GYPSY DEVELOPERS! O CANADA DOT HEAD BLUE PENIS! PRICK RAT'S ASS PISS YOGHURT CANNON BUKKAKE FUCKWIT CONDOMS FUCKING JUMP! BOOBS INBRED FUCK OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK NUGGET ARSE ARSE CHING CHONG CHINK HELL TITTYWANK PISS CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMN GREASER SHITFUCKER TITMOUSE JACKASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHOAD MOCKIE MAMA MIA EXTRA LONG PENIS GRUE RAPE FUCKFACE FUCKFACE BONG BUGFUCK CUNT SHOOP DA WHOOP ORGASM POLACK AMERICA ONLINE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TOSSER ANAL DIABETES DILDO I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK JIZZ DAGO THONG TASTER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER COCK BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS DIPSHIT FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CRAPFUCKER MACACA DILDO GARBAGE DAY! TITMOUSE GOD DAMN ORGASM DICK CHICKEN NAZI BUTTFUCKER COON URINE-GARGLING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BITCH JOHNNY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JESSE McCARTNEY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BOLLOCKS PEEPEE MOLDY TITS SPUNK TAMPON IN MY ASS PRICK TAMPONS TACO BUTT PIRATE SHIT CUNTYMINTS ARSE BOB SAGET BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER CHAV FUCKTARD FELLATIO FUCKBAG TIT SPRINKLES SUGAR BUTTFUCKER FIST FUCK DILDO ANUSCAKE DONKEY DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHING CHONG CHINK ART METAL PRODUCTS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS KRAUT TURD I'LL RAPE YOU CUNNILINGUS PIG I WILL KILL YOU! ASS BASTARD MONKEY SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GENITALIA JIGGABOO TAMPON IN MY ASS LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN DAMN RAT'S COCK LET'S SHIT FUCKING NECROPHILIA WANK BITCH CHICKEN FRIES TITMOUSE WOMEN'S RIGHTS RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN BOLLOCKS GRINGO SHITE RUSKIE SEX FUCKSTAIN CLIT TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FUCKWIT WHITE PEOPLE BOB SAGET LIMEY CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASS FRIG DILDO PRICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS SHITHEAD PIKACHU PUSSY HEIL HITLER! FUCKTARD BITCH UNITED KINGDOM DYKE CROTCH SHIT FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! TITWANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER COON QUEEF CARPET MUNCHER NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER CONDOMS FLYING FUCK ORGASM BOOBIES PUNANI FUCKSTAIN BUGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHE FLYING RAT'S ASS GREASER MOTHERFUCKER DYKE FLYING FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WIGGER HELL JIZZ BALL SACK TITTYWANK JAP INCEST REDSKIN BASTARD FUCKBAG DICK IN A BOX 666 TWAT BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE COCKSMOKER PEARL NECKLACE UNICORNS REBECCA BLACK OSCAR WILDE IS GAY CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKTARD FRAK GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE SLOPE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FELLATIO TITTIES BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FAGGOT WHORE WETBACK FUCKHEAD TWISTY VAGINA ARSE DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH GYPSY ALEX TREBEK BASTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT KRAUT DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DONKEY DICK GOD DAMMIT SLITTY EYES CLIT NAZI BASTARD FUCKER DICKLICK DIPSHIT GOD DAMN DOG SHIT LIMEY GOD DAMMIT EAT MY SHIT! BIRD SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS KIKE SHIT PENIS ALF HELL TAMPONS [expletive deleted] TAFFY DIPSHIT CUNT CRAPPER PENIS TWISTY VAGINA ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT BONER TURD TITWANK RAT'S COCK RAPE WANK HELL SEX SON OF A BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FRENCH TICKLER FUCK SHITBALLS SHITHEAD CHOAD FUCKFUCKFUCK COCKSUCKER FUCKING PUNANI JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COCKSTUFFER HORSE PENIS CLIT DAGO FUCKER DAGO DOT HEAD FEMADOM VAGINA BITCH POMMIE NAZI FUCK OFF INJUN NEGRO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive VAGINA and with the DICKLICK and his PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS of girraffes in which CUM while reading about TITTIES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FROG