Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's YOU WANKER'CAMEL JOCKEY'FUCKWIT'FUCKING'FELLATIO'FROG'S FAT ASS'FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUCK MY COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden GANGBANG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or NIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GANGBANG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TIT DIRT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITHEAD FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK OFF utterFUCKance of socially JACKASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BULLSHIT television programs to address BULLSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

NIPPLES Tourette's is FUCK OFF not to be NIGGER confused with PUSSY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SLOPE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [expletive deleted] random WOODPECKERSHIT disorientation, culturally-FUCKTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MALARKY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCUMBAG language, I WILL KILL YOU! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES DOG SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A [expletive deleted] Polite Note to the DUMBASS Author:

The BULLSHIT Tourette's RUSKIE Research Institute was DIPSHIT founded to CAPTAIN CRUNCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! article FUCKING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUGGER OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOTHERFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SUCK MY DICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SON OF A BITCH Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBAG swear. You can ASSRAPING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCK TV, for always focusing on the BUKKAKE bad side of a terrible CLUSTERFUCK thing.
• The main SUITCASE PENIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DILDO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'KIKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHICKEN SHIT knee SHITSKIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HORSE SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SUITCASE PENIS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKGOBLIN school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ORGASM sufferers to become PEARL NECKLACE manically depressed and CHOAD KISSER commit DIPSHIT suicide.
• There is no ASSCRACK cure, and the CLEMEN drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCK tics often have adverse KIKE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JERK OFF perodol" which caused my entire PRICK body to go SHIT LIKE A HORSE numb and FLYING RAT'S ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than MONKEY SHIT it is without the DICKLICK drug.

I am an active member of a AUTOFELLATIO tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RADIO FREE LUNCH the FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK public view of Tourettes as a "SHOOP DA WHOOP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for BUTT PIRATE "hi-jacking" your BLUE PENIS! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTTFUCKER this that really SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH annoys me. I am working towards a BOOBIES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELLFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT, and making fun of a CRAP horrible disorder is (not) DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ARSE time.

Best BULLSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FELCHING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As BELGIUM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society CHRISTIANITY.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. BULLSHIT Regards to Andrew IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can MILF punch him if you MONKEY'S UNCLE want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DUMBASS saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my CRACKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT and FUCKBAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DELICIOUS CAKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ANUSCAKE BAND WITH 4 IN SACREMENT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE

How TITWANK to BOLLOCKS cure PIECE OF SHIT the PISS Tourette's COON Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TAMPONS for HELLFUCKER Tourette's CUNT Syndrome BOOBIES is CUNT following BUTTFUCKER these FUCK OFF rules MOZILLA FIREFOX in BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid ANUSCAKE immature FUCKFACE little HEIL HITLER! kids,
• 2: Count to GOD DAMMIT within OSTRICH MY ASS 10 DONALD RUMSFELDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH GOOK FUCK nor ASSWIPE talk,
• 4: Tell SCUMBAG yourself you CLIT don't ASS have MONKEY SHIT this CUM disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS WITH NASTY CHOAD KISSER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN last straw JERRY!

I fucking put PISSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FELLATIO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SCRATCH! GROUNDER! the TOP OF TWAT THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JUSTIN BIEBER offensive. WANKSPLAT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BULLCRAP people who try DAMN to battle CHUCK NORRIS'NICARAGUA that tight-ass BUTTFUCKER 17-year-BOON—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SUCK MY DICK it now, but someone said CHINK' ASS CRAPMUNCHER'MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing SHITSLINGING matter. Plus there MOTHERFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BULLSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are TAMPONS articles SPUNK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOOK stuff. So MOCKIE that means FELLATIO stop getting mad at the MONKEY SHIT first part too and THONG TASTER talking about the DICKLICK letter that it's HELLFIRE mocking (what SEX letter? I don't even know what JUSTIN BIEBER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT LIKE A HORSE hi self PEEPEE even made a really TAMPONS good point. "It's FU SPANG nothing more BOON from a head nod to a SHITSLINGING knee tick". MONKEY SHIT. Which I'll add ANUSCAKE onto ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ALF suffer that FIRECROTCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CROTCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMNATION be, because if I were a BALL SACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article I'LL RAPE YOU hilarious. If you WEHATEMARIO Want facts, go on PISS ARTIST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! be offended, don't read DUNE COON the freaking ASSCRACK article anyway.

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KAFFIR GENITALIA DYKE CUNT FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKSTAIN HO TWAT FUCK YOU DAMN CUNT FUCKFACE CHENEY CRAPMUNCHER JIGGABOO FUCKWIT DONGSHOVER FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMMIT POMMIE KRAUT CLUSTERFUCK STEVE BALLMER POO POO BLOWJOB CLEMEN WOODPECKERSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH HOMO FUCK ASS CUNT HELL FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH POOPY CUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT ASSCRACK JACK OFF MACACA RAT'S ASS RECTUM RAIDER CHOLERA IS FUN! SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY BEANER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FEATURED SHITE URINE-GARGLING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT FAG KRAUT BUTT PIRATE CRAPFUCKER FUCK CHINK HADJI NIPPLES SPUNK WIENER CONAN O'BRIAN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK YOUR MOM PRICK TITTIES YOU WANKER MOCKIE POLAK ASSHAT DYKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY HELL HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN CUNT CUNNILINGUS HELL ASSBANDIT INBRED FUCKWIT GRINGO BIGNOSE ARSE DICKHEAD TAMPONS BULLSHIT POLAK ASSBANDIT DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU TITS & DICKS GRINGO DUMBASS SHITFACE DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS SOD JACKASS SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BELLEND SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TRANNY VAGINA HORSE SHIT ARSEBADGERS FUCKHEAD GRAPE PENIS ASS SHIT SHITSKIN SOD OFF SHITSLIDE MOZILLA FIREFOX NECROPHILIA PISS ARTIST PEDOPHILIA NIGNOG FROG'S FAT ASS INVISIBLE! BELLEND FOUR-EYES FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS BITCH WANK CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHAT MONKEY BALLS BLISTERING BARNACLES BOB SAGET NINTENDOGS PISS ARTIST GENITALIA ANAL DIABETES AUTOFELLATIO ASS INCEST BIGNOSE ASS TITS & DICKS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DUMBASS FUCKWIT DUMBASS RICK MORANIS PEEPEE TRANNY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SON OF A BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD INBRED PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ASSWIPE BITCH SHIT MOLDY TITS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER COCKSMOKER JUSTIN BIEBER GIVING HEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CRAPFUCKER TITWANK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT [expletive deleted] MOCKIE YOU WANKER FUCKTARD SHITFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SHITHEAD FUCK A DUCK TITS SOD OFF DAMN JACKASS SHIT JERK OFF TOWELHEAD CUNT ASSHAT GOBSHITE DANDELIONS I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT CLUSTERFUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SPUNK TURD BONER MALARKY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COON INBRED MONKEY SHIT CUNT DAMMIT DUMBASS TRANNY AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PICKANINNY COCKSUCKER QUEEF FELCHING FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON PISS UP MY ARSE GIVING HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN FLYING FUCK FELCHING FUCK YOU SNUFF PORN FEWMETS BITCH FUCK YOU COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NORTH KOREA INBRED COCKSUCKER WANKSPLAT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HADJI SHIT NAZI INCEST FUCKTARD NEGRO FUCK DAMMIT BITCH BOLLOCKS SHIT LIKE A HORSE CROTCH CRACKER SPIC PAKI HO WIGGER DOUCHEBAG TOSSER EPIDIDYMIS FUCK OFF PIG INCEST FUCKING A CHUFF ASSHAT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BUGGER OFF ASSHAT TWAT MOZILLA FIREFOX DICK CHICKEN NAZI ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ VENEREAL DISEASE HONKY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING AUTOFELLATIO JENKEM DIPSHIT ANAL WANK CUNTBUCKET WIENER FUCKHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH CARPET MUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER HO FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MOLDY TITS CARPET MUNCHER BALLS CHICKEN SHIT DILDO RAT'S COCK CHINK TIT DIRT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TITS & DICKS YUKY DOODY BITCH DAMN DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT BASTARD JOHNNY HATE HATE HAT REDSKIN EUROIPODS GENITALIA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER HOMO POTTYMOUTH SHITSLINGING CUNT PISS OFF DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA ORGASM CUNT FUCKING PIGS MIGHT FLY GRASS MUD HORSE BOON RAT'S COCK CUM BLOWJOB CUNT AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT FUCKING MOCKIE MOCCASINS PUSSY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YID pen0r NICARAGUA DAMMIT FELLATIO BUGFUCK SLOPE BUGGER OFF REDNECK WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITE FUCKING WIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER YOU WANKER CHICKEN FRIES OSTRICH MY ASS SLOPE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CROTCH POOPOO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHICKEN SHIT RAPE ASSWIPE TITS & DICKS FUDGEPACKER CONDOMS DAMMIT JERK OFF HONKY ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTT-HOLE CLIT JIGGABOO MOZILLA FIREFOX CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS TACO VENEREAL DISEASE CLUSTERFUCK INJUN CONDOMS suck my mothers FUCKER SHITFACE MICK VENEREAL DISEASE PRICK DOM DeLUISE SHITCUNTING All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CHENEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BIGNOSE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLUSTERFUCK and with the DUMBASS and his I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL of girraffes in which MOZILLA FIREFOX while reading about I WILL END YOU!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAPE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK