Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WARNER MUSIC GROUP'JUSTIN BIEBER'SHIT'MACACA'BUTTFUCKER'SHIT'POMMIE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAGO neurochemical FUCK disorder MOZILLA FIREFOX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden POMMIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or ASSRAPING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING JUMP! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SOD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POLAK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITWANK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAPMUNCHER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JAP PEDOPHILIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BALLS utterFUCKance of socially FUCKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACKASS television programs to address P'KANG Tourette's syndrome.

MOCCASINS Tourette's is BULLSHIT not to be CUNTYMINTS confused with RAT'S COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAPE random YOU WANKER disorientation, culturally-FUCKHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PENIS language, TACO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOLLOCKS PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ANAL souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT quantities TITWANK of ANAL DIABETES HELL garbage.

Darnit.

A SAND NIGGER Polite Note to the HELL Author:

The EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette's BASTARD Research Institute was RAT'S ASS founded to BONER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BEANER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BENSON SUCKS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HOT GRITS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DIPSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRAPFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can FASHION BUG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PICKANINNY TV, for always focusing on the MOLDY TITS bad side of a terrible FUCK OFF thing.
• The main INBRED symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I CAN AFFORD FOOD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'QUEEF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT knee KAFFIR NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PROTESTS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TURD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNTING ASSCRACK school for JOHNNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRACKER sufferers to become DOG SHIT manically depressed and GRIS commit MOCKIE suicide.
• There is no PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM cure, and the LAKE TITICACA drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse JOHNNY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HIGH WAGES perodol" which caused my entire DICKFACE body to go UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! numb and RAT'S COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BITCH it is without the DAMMIT drug.

I am an active member of a FELCHING tourette syndrome CHOAD KISSER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the SIGMUND FREUD public view of Tourettes as a "PRICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BENCH PRESS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKHEAD sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your JIGGABOO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAGO this that really CLEMEN annoys me. I am working towards a FRIG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SLOPE, and making fun of a BLOWJOB horrible disorder is (not) SON OF A BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MONKEY SHIT time.

Best PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an TIENANMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. BOYCOTT VIACOM! Regards to Andrew BUKKAKE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The MONKEY SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can RAPE punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HOMO saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my KRAUT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RUSKIE and FAGGOT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FIRECROTCH BAND WITH 4 FRIG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How DOUCHE to CHIGGER cure BULLSHIT the LENS CRAFTERS Tourette's NIPPLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for O CANADA Tourette's PISS ARTIST Syndrome COON is HELL following PISS ARTIST these CHIGGER rules DICK CHICKEN in LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS order:

• 1: Avoid DICK CHICKEN immature PEDOPHILIA little INCEST kids,
• 2: Count to BRITNEY within MY ANUS IS BLEEDING 10 [expletive deleted]seconds,
• 3: Do not open your EMO GOD DAMMIT SEX nor TWAT talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFUCKER yourself you ASS don't INBRED have SHITSKIN this DAMN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFUCKER WITH NASTY HOT GRITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw DAMN IT!

I fucking put DILDO' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNT the TOP OF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS CAMEL JOCKEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be POOPOO offensive. EMO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try PORCUPINE'S BALLS to battle JIGGABOO'BALLS that tight-ass BLUMPKIN 17-year-FLYING RAT'S ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MOTHERFUCKER it now, but someone said CUNTYMINTS' GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK JAP'MOZILLA FIREFOX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BORDER HOPPER is a laughing COCKSTUFFER matter. Plus there IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are CLUSTERFUCK articles DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So NIGGER that means NORTH KOREA stop getting mad at the DELICIOUS CAKE first part too and CUNTING ASSCRACK talking about the BITCH letter that it's BULLSHIT mocking (what CHENEY letter? I don't even know what DOG SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FAG hi self HORSE PENIS even made a really TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK good point. "It's TRANNY nothing more JIZZ from a head nod to a FOOTBALL knee tick". CHICKEN SHIT. Which I'll add RICK MORANIS onto SMEG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES suffer that MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITHEAD be, because if I were a 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HONKY hilarious. If you BUGGER OFF Want facts, go on JACKASS SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK be offended, don't read ASSCRACK the freaking I'LL RAPE YOU article anyway.

NEGRO DOG SHIT SHIT HELL FENCE JUMPER SOD BANGKOK SLOPE CUNTYMINTS INJUN

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ASSFACE HELL VAGINA PISS OFF TAFFY DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOODIE HEAD WOODPECKERSHIT PEARL NECKLACE JOHN SMILEY FACE GOD DAMN D'OH FUCK PRICK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CUNT GOATSE DAMN IT PISS OFF DAMN CLUSTERFUCK BRUSH MA TEETH SHITHEAD JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTBUCKET NORTH KOREA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BLOWJOB NIGGER BUKKAKE PISS WOODPECKERSHIT BOLLOCKS SIGMUND FREUD SUCK MY DICK DIPSHIT JERRY DICKHEAD GOD BLESS AMERICA CHICKEN SHIT NAZI BUKKAKE FUCK ANAL CUNNILINGUS GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH FUCKFACE PRICK [expletive deleted] FRITZ JIGGABOO REDNECK CUNT SHITHEAD DAMN IT DAMN DICK CHICKEN FUCKER BONER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NEGRO JOHN ELWAY CLEMEN SMEG SHITSLINGING JACKASS MOZILLA FIREFOX DICK TITS CUNNILINGUS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSHAT WANK FOUR-EYES NIPPLES SHITE JERRY FUCK OFF VAGINA CHINK FELCHMONKEY FUCKFACE SCROTUM SHITHEAD FUCK WIENER ASS ORGASM 666 BIRD SHIT FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN RUSKIE BULLCRAP JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK HAIL SATAN! 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DICK IN A BOX TAMPON IN MY ASS CHOAD FUCK YOU FUCK SCROTUM WANKSPLAT SCROTUM HELL NIPPLES SEX FUCK BELGIUM CHICKEN SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT DICKHEAD CROTCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF NIPPLES SUITCASE PENIS BONER INJUN FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER SHITTY BUTT PIRATE PRICK NICARAGUA TWO-INCH PENIS FRITZ VAGINA GOOK suck my mothers SHITHEAD SHITCUNTING MOTHERFUCKER PICKANINNY FUDGEPACKER WANK FUCKER CUNTRAG DYKE SCROTUM CROTCH DICKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITSLINGING P'KANG FOOTBALL YOU SUCK BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY HORSE PENIS CUNT DAMN FENCE JUMPER CONDOMS DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE DAMNATION CONAN O'BRIAN WEHATEMARIO DOUCHE NAZI MOCCASINS CLEMEN BOOBS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DONALD RUMSFELD YOU WANKER BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY PRICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FAGGOT BULLSHIT REBECCA BLACK ROSIE O'DONNELL DONKEY DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK OFF BATMAN & ROBIN ASSFACE FUCK CUNT LAPPER DONKEY PUNCHER CHUFF YOU WANKER BELLEND CHIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE VAGINA MOZILLA FIREFOX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SPUNK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SUCK MY COCK CUNTRAG SEX CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD COMMUNIST DILDO CHOAD KISSER DAMN FUCK TRANNY RAPE ASSHAT BITCH RAT'S ASS BALLS FELLATIO DAMN CRAP TITWANK DAMN WALRUS SHIT CHICKEN SHIT NIGNOG WIKIPEDIA WHORE NECROPHILIA WANK BENSON SUCKS COLGATE THONG TASTER CHAV MONGOLIANS FUCK OFF COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MICK TWAT SHITCUNTING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SIGMUND FREUD ALEX TREBEK NIPPLES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK VAGINA P'KANG BULLSHIT HAIL SATAN! INCEST BOLLOCKS ANAL HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS CUNT BUGGER RAPE BLOWJOB CC PLZ HORSE SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PUSSY NAZI ARSEBADGERS KRAUT ASSHOLE FLAMING ASS BADGER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NEGRO OH SHI– CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN PISS DONKEY PUNCHER RAPE SHITFACE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BEAVER TWAT FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS GRINGO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKSTAIN DAMN ARSEBADGERS HENTAI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PENIS CLIT BEAVER JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JERK OFF FUCKER DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOG FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DUMBASS I AM CORNHOLIO! CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BANGKOK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FENCE JUMPER GANGBANG BUKKAKE SHITCOCK POMMIE ARSE CUNNILINGUS CRAP ON A STICK GYPSY BEAVER TITWANK BIGNOSE FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE DICK IN A BOX CUNT COON SHIT SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY SAGGY TITS FUCKING A BOOBIES SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER CLEMEN FEWMETS CUM WANK SHITE FUCKSTAIN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MACACA POMMIE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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KIKE NIPPLES ASSHOLE CHIGGER BELLEND BALL SACK NIGGER QUEEF ARSE SHITFACE SHITE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT I CAN AFFORD FOOD BOOBS POMMIE AUTOFELLATIO JIZZ WOODPECKERSHIT PICKANINNY SHITHEAD SHITSKIN SPUNK BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSCRACK BLOWJOB GOOK LIMEY MONKEY SHIT FUCKTARD VAGINA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NIGGER TITS BIGNOSE SHITCOCK FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS SHITE ASSBANDIT SCROTUM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WANKER FUCK TAMPONS I'LL RAPE YOU CHICKEN FRIES FUCKFACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHIT SHITE DAMNATION FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER DICKHEAD WHORE EAT MY SHIT! CLIT BELGIUM SHITSKIN FUCKHEAD PENISPENISPENIS!!! BEAVER BALLS MOTHERFUCKER MICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FAGGOT SHITFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CARPET MUNCHER WIENER GOBSHITE ASS LICKER CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCK BITCH SEX WANKER DAMN IT BAD MOTHERFUCKER ARSEBADGERS POLESMOKER ALF CLEMEN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JACK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE TITTIES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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POMMIE GENITALIA BOOBIES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TRANNY MALARKY BALLS ARSE ORGASM DAMN REDNECK CUNNILINGUS FENCE JUMPER WIKIPEDIA LET'S SHIT CUNT CRAPPER DONKEY DICK DUNE COON COON YID MOTHERFUCKER ARSE GO HOME AND DIE TITWANK DOUCHEBAG FRED PHELPS FUCKWIT D'OH I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTSWILLING SHIT JACKASS SHIT PRICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SCROTUM FUCK FUCK A DUCK TURD CONAN O'BRIAN BLUMPKIN FLYING FUCK FAGGOT CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK MALL SANTA DUMBASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CAMEL JOCKEY DAMNATION ASS GOD DAMN ASS FASCIST BOLLOCKS ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS ASS BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LIMEY JOHN ELWAY DILDO WOODPECKERSHIT TITTIES FUCKING WALRUS SHIT SON OF A BITCH RICK MORANIS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER ARSE BUKKAKE ARSE PISS OFF ASSWIPE NIGNOG FUCKFACE TESTICLE CHOKE CC PLZ JIGGABOO BASTARD POMMIE DOUCHE DAMMIT PUSSYLICKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A PEDOPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK CROTCH TESTICLE CHOKE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHOLERA IS FUN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKFACE PRICK DAMN SHITBALLS PENIS PEDOPHILIA PUNANI CAMEL FUCKER FUCKWIT GARBAGE DAY! EMO FUCK OFF SPIC HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PIECE OF SHIT ASSCRACK QUEEF POMMIE CHUFF FUCKER NORTH KOREA SHITBALLS FUCK YOU CUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING BASEBALL FENCE JUMPER SON OF A BITCH RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU BORDER HOPPER DICKHEAD FAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK DAMNED TABERNACLE BRITAIN JACKASS SACRAMENTO PISS TACO FUCK YOU DAGO EPIDIDYMIS ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK GOATSE REDSKIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK WIENER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FOUR-EYES DICKHEAD DICKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! SHITFACE FUCK SHITFACE SOD OFF CRIMETHINK PUSSY DONALD RUMSFELD JOHN ELWAY ASS GIVING HEAD AY-AY-AY ASSHOLE MARY WHITEHOUSE SHIT MONKEY BALLS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SAGGY TITS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN HONKY CUNT NECROPHILIA SHITE JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER JERRY GOAT DICK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITPISSER and with the SHITTY and his PORCH MONKEY of girraffes in which WOODPECKERSHIT while reading about DOG SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SCUMBAG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BATHING SUIT AREA