Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SNUFF PORN'FUCKWIT'FUCK'DUMBASS'BLOWJOB'DUMBASS'PISS ARTIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ABO neurochemical FUCK disorder FROG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JAP, sudden EPIDIDYMIS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NIGGER or RUSKIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SCRATCH! GROUNDER! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may VENEREAL DISEASE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken YOU WANKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CLUSTERFUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CROTCH COCKSMOKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous EXTRA LONG PENIS utterFUCKance of socially IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first INCEST television programs to address POWERSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

CHINK Tourette's is FUCKFACE not to be CHOAD confused with MILF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOCKIE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SOD random CUNT disorientation, culturally-PAKI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DARTH VADER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAT'S ASS language, TAFFY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CAMEL FUCKER NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FELLATIO souvenir shoppes and massive BORDER HOPPER quantities WETBACK of ANAL DIABETES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD garbage.

Darnit.

A YOU WANKER Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:

The FUCKING Tourette's NEGRO Research Institute was ASS founded to HELL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BONER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FRAK article DAMN IT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SPUNK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SOD Tourrette's sufferers BUTTFUCKER swear. You can FROG'S FAT ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIKIPEDIA TV, for always focusing on the WANK bad side of a terrible HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS thing.
• The main GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSWIPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MILF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUMBASS knee PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUDGEPACKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SLOPE school for BIG FOOT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK NUGGET sufferers to become FEMADOM manically depressed and DUNE COON commit DOUCHING suicide.
• There is no BIRD IN THE HOUSE cure, and the NIGNOG drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKTARD tics often have adverse CULT OF THE DEAD COW side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOYCOTT VIACOM! perodol" which caused my entire GANGBANG body to go WANK numb and BUTT-FOR-BRAINS basically made it NIGGA! worse than HENTAI it is without the FELLATIO drug.

I am an active member of a DIPSHIT tourette syndrome COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKLICK the FEMADOM public view of Tourettes as a "SHITSLINGING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TAMPON IN MY ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your COCKSTUFFER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK A DUCK this that really I WILL KILL YOU! annoys me. I am working towards a RUSKIE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WALRUS SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!, and making fun of a GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK horrible disorder is (not) POLAK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICK IN A BOX time.

Best FUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing MEG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. SHITSLINGING Regards to Andrew MOCCASINS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The FUCKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can CONAN O'BRIAN punch him if you FUCKHEAD want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my BLUMPKIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKFACE and TUBA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PAKI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICK BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JERK OFF HORSE! JAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JAP'S HOUSE

How SHITFACE to REBECCA BLACK cure ASS the RHODESIA Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment AUTOFELLATIO for BITCH Tourette's RANDY TRAVIS Syndrome JOHN ELWAY is KIKE following DICKFACE these SHITFACE rules LOGJAMMER in ASSHOLE order:

• 1: Avoid ARSE immature MONKEY BALLS little PORCH MONKEY kids,
• 2: Count to [EXPLETIVE] within REBECCA BLACK 10 NAZIseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK DAMN nor JACK OFF talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKTARD yourself you POMMIE don't COCK have CLUSTERFUCK this DONKEY DICK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FIST FUCK WITH NASTY HELLFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JAP last straw BUGGER OFF!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE TIT SPRINKLES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS the TOP OF WANK THIS HORSE PENIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MARGARET THATCHER offensive. RAPE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try WARNER MUSIC GROUP to battle DAMN'CUNNILINGUS that tight-ass COCKSUCKER 17-year-POLAK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKSTAIN it now, but someone said PISSHOLE' JACK OFF FAG'JACKASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT is a laughing WIGGER matter. Plus there SAND NIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BOB SAGET Uncyclopedia, there are WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? articles IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACK OFF stuff. So HELL that means DOUCHETITS stop getting mad at the BLOWJOB first part too and FAGGOT talking about the NECROPHILIA letter that it's BUTT PIRATE mocking (what FLYING RAT'S ASS letter? I don't even know what RAPE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOODIE HEAD hi self CUM even made a really BALLS good point. "It's SHITHEAD nothing more BULLSHIT from a head nod to a FUCK knee tick". CUNTSWILLING. Which I'll add MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! onto FUCK OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GRINGO suffer that HOSER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SUITCASE PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HITLER be, because if I were a ALF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKWIT hilarious. If you SUCK MY COCK Want facts, go on ASSHOLE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JOHN SMILEY FACE be offended, don't read HELL the freaking FUCK YOU article anyway.

GOAT DICK PIECE OF SHIT DOT HEAD CHAV DAMN KIKE SHIT SHIT QUEEF COCKSMOKER

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CC PLZ SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT SAGGY TITS GOD DAMMIT BANGKOK TRANNY CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLEMEN SUCK MY DICK BOOBS PIG DOUCHE TITTIES PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE INCEST PENIS PECKERHEAD DICKHEAD THONG TASTER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JERRY WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CRAPPY PIG CLEVELAND STEAMER JAP DOG FUCKER CLEAN DRINKING WATER DAMN IT DICK GOD DAMMIT CUM PORCH MONKEY BELGIUM FUCKHEAD BALL SACK P'KANG BUTT-HEAD SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK TITWANK JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN FUCKTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK NI DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK OFF RAGHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK SOD OFF WIGGER STEVE BALLMER COON FRAK CRAP ASSFACE HELLFIRE CARPET MUNCHER HAIL SATAN! SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKWIT WANK COCK INBRED DUNE COON QUEEF PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHETITS MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHE CUNTRAG SACRAMENTO ARSE SHITTY BOOBIES NAZI CUNT GANGBANG KIKE BITCH SEX ASSHAT SHITE YID SEMEN NEGRO FUCK DICK IN A BOX SEMEN RUSTY TROMBONE PISS OFF MY ASS NIPPLES SHITCOCK SCUMBUCKET DILDO NEGRO HELL ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCK YOU YOU WANKER FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SAND NIGGER FUCK A DUCK POLACK FUCKER BULLSHIT GOD DAMN PEEPEE WANKER BIGNOSE CUNT CRAPPER BLOWJOB TITTIES DAMN CUNT BUTTFUCKER FELCHING HELL FAG JERRY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 YOU WANKER FELCHING TITS DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY RAPE BASTARD FAG GYPSY FAG NIGGER BUGGER BULLSHIT ASSHOLE MASTICATION FOR THE NATION PICKANINNY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITE FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DIPSHIT SHITE GYPSY PISS OFF RAT'S ASS WANKER BITCH PISS ARTIST IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD THONG TASTER SHITE JUSTIN BIEBER NIPPLES DICKHEAD INJUN INCEST ASSFACE PUSSYLICKER COLGATE DIRTY SANCHEZ CHIGGER GOD DAMN SMEG SHITBALLS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RAT'S COCK SHIT ANAL DIABETES ARSE CUNT ASSFACE SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE JACKASS BUTTFUCKER POMMIE AY-AY-AY SEX KIDDY FIDDLER SHIT CUNT REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE TIT DIRT FUCKHEAD DUMBASS GOD DAMN MOSES PIECE OF SHIT [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMMIT TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN GOOK CHINK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT MILF FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER FUCK PUSSYLICKER SHITE SPICY CUNT FUCK REDNECK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DOUCHING CHIGGER BUGGER RAGHEAD NICARAGUA FELLATIO BALLS YOU WANKER SEMEN [EXPLETIVE] BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER SHITSLINGING ALF FRENCH TICKLER POO POO BLOWJOB DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOMO HELL CHIGGER SHITHEAD I WILL END YOU! MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS JAP CRACKER ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FROG JERRY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING A FUCK YOU DAMNATION CRAPFUCKER BASTARD PISSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ABO GIVING HEAD KRAUT FUDGEPACKER JIZZ WHITE RIGHTS BOOBS PISS ARTIST ANAL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHOAD KISSER DAMNATION CUNT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK EPIDIDYMIS SEX POLAK TAFFY SUCK MY DICK SHITTY DYKE CUNT CRAPPER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GRINGO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PUSSYLICKER CUNT HADJI ASSHAT SEMEN SEMEN ASSWIPE ASSHAT SEX COCKSHITTER COCK CRAP ON A STICK HOMO HOMO SCUMBAG PAKI JERRY INBRED COLGATE BOOBIES WIENER JOHNNY WETBACK TOSSER MAMA MIA CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE PIGFUCKER pen0r RAT'S COCK WHITE PEOPLE ASSHOLE ARSE SMEG WIGGER VAGINA ASSHAT RAT'S ASS TITTIES BITCH NIGGER TAFFY FUCKFACE BIGNOSE NIGGER SEX ASSWIPE SHIT FUCK NUGGET GOOK JESSE McCARTNEY NIGGER HENTAI ASSHAT VAGINA GOD DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU WANK FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD PENIS PISS WETBACK HOMO FUCK OFF SUCK MY COCK CHIGGER DICK IN A BOX PISS SHIT BANGKOK MOCCASINS NECROPHILIA YUKY DOODY NIGGER I WILL END YOU! DAMN HELLFIRE CUM SHITHEAD JERRY HORSE SHIT SON OF A BITCH GRAPE PENIS NIPPLES ASSFACE SEX GIVING HEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES NI FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! BIG FOOT SAND NIGGER FUCKING BASEBALL FAGGOT NIPPLES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK BOOBS SPIC IN SACREMENT RANDY TRAVIS DOG SHIT TIBETAN BUDDHISM SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT FUCK DICK CHICKEN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink REDSKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOU BALLS POWERSHIT RAPE DAMMIT CUNT FUCKTARD OH SHI– BONER AY-AY-AY TITTIES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BALL SACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

SON OF A BITCH NAZI FUCKFACE CUNT MILF SHIT SHITTY SHITSKIN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I'LL RAPE YOU CUM DICK CHICKEN HELL RAT'S COCK BALLS CRAP AUTOFELLATIO FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIPPLES DAMN DIPSHIT SHITCOCK DOUCHE SCROTUM SHIT CLEMEN CONDOMS DICK IN A BOX NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FUCKWIT FIRECROTCH MOCCASINS FRENCH TICKLER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE SHITE ORGASM PENIS FUCKING A PISS I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK ALF CHINK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FELLATIO BITCH CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PISS OFF TRANNY JACKASS JAP PISS ARTIST NEGRO ASS FASCIST COON SOD OFF WANK FUCK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITFACE and with the DILDO and his MILF of girraffes in which FUCK OFF while reading about FUCKING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MALARKY