Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT'FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK'FAGGOT'SHITSLINGING'STEVE BALLMER'COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT'CHIGGER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASS look at the BOB SAGET talk page of this ASSHOLE article for notes or discussion before PISS OFF MY ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder BRITNEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOG FUCKER, sudden EAT MY SHIT! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NIGGER or TAFFY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ROSIE O'DONNELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITTY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAPFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS DONKEY DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CROTCH utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HORSE SHIT television programs to address I WILL END YOU! Tourette's syndrome.

WIKIPEDIA Tourette's is TAFFY not to be BALLS confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POTTYMOUTH random TIT DIRT disorientation, culturally-AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK NUGGET outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, DICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive O KURWA! quantities NIGGER TITS of ANAL DIABETES CHINA IS CAPITALIST garbage.

Darnit.

A WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Polite Note to the A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! Author:

The COLGATE Tourette's FUCKFACE Research Institute was WANKSPLAT founded to BIRD SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHICKEN SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YOU WANKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSWIPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance KNOBJOCKEY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSBANDIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BULLSHIT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKTARD swear. You can DONKEY PUNCHER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the ASSWIPE bad side of a terrible BALL SACK thing.
• The main AUTOFELLATIO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ANAL DIABETES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHOLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POMMIE knee KRAUT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOOBIES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AUTOFELLATIO school for RAPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! sufferers to become BIRD SHIT manically depressed and MALL SANTA commit TWAT suicide.
• There is no AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS cure, and the HITLER drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELL perodol" which caused my entire DONGSHOVER body to go SHITSLINGING numb and CLEVELAND STEAMER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BAD MOTHERFUCKER it is without the COON drug.

I am an active member of a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOG SHIT the JACKASS public view of Tourettes as a "NORTH KOREA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS ARTIST much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMNATION sorry for BUKKAKE "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIPSHIT this that really FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE annoys me. I am working towards a BALLS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITHEAD, and making fun of a SCUMBAG horrible disorder is (not) SCROTUM funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSFACE time.

Best BLISTERING BARNACLES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITBALLS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Regards to Andrew RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The P'KANG bastard who wrote this article. You can VANITY PAGES ROCK punch him if you JAP want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FLYING FUCK saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my JOHN ELWAY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOG FUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SPIC and PENIS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUCHE NAZI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PRICK BAND WITH 4 BLISTERING BARNACLES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS SHIT HORSE! DOG FUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOG FUCKER'S HOUSE

How SPUNK to SHITSLIDE cure PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the FEMADOM Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JAP for RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette's INCEST Syndrome WANK is POOPY following TOSSER these FUCKHEAD rules GOD BLESS AMERICA in GOD DAMN order:

• 1: Avoid I WILL END YOU! immature BLUMPKIN little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to CHIGGER within LIKE FATHER LIKE SON 10 CLEMENseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD nor BALLS talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKSTAIN yourself you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE don't WOODPECKERSHIT have ALF this PISS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SLOPE WITH NASTY SCUMBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOG FUCKER last straw CAUCASIANS!

I fucking put FRAK' my comment at the TOP OF THE DIPSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SPIC the TOP OF BUTT-HEAD THIS DOT HEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BALLS offensive. DOUGHNUT PUNCHER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANK people who try WANK to battle BALL SACK'WIKIPEDIA that tight-ass PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 17-year-BONG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TIT DIRT it now, but someone said BITCH' RANDY TRAVIS FUCKWIT'MOZILLA FIREFOX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS is a laughing SHITSLINGING matter. Plus there CHOAD KISSER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are GOD DAMN articles SEX about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CC PLZ stuff. So FLYING FUCK that means YOU WANKER stop getting mad at the GANGBANG first part too and CLEMEN talking about the MOCCASINS letter that it's WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! mocking (what FLAMING ASS BADGER letter? I don't even know what GOOK the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHINK hi self SIGMUND FREUD even made a really SHAKOPEE good point. "It's POTTYMOUTH nothing more WIENER from a head nod to a DONKEY PUNCHER knee tick". FELLATIO. Which I'll add ORGASM onto HONKY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MONKEY SHIT suffer that HOMO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to I'LL RAPE YOU be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOMO hilarious. If you WANKER Want facts, go on SOD OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICKFACE be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking SEX article anyway.

SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS ASSWIPE POTTYMOUTH WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWAT YOU WANKER SPUNK DUMBASS

CRAP CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE CUNT JIZZ INCEST FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO BASTARD HELL BULLSHIT DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT HELL SHITBALLS ARSE FUCKING TIT DIRT JACKASS SHIT DAMNATION SHIT FUCK YOU FRITZ FROG DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OFF BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAPE PIG CHOAD KISSER CUNT SHAKOPEE SHITFACE FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNNILINGUS DAMN NIGGER TITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKWIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIKIPEDIA SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE PISS ARTIST BUGGER SEX INBRED TITS CUNTBUCKET PUSSYLICKER JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING FUCK PENIS PRICK HOLY DUMB FUCK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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O CANADA BIGNOSE FUCKFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY BITCH TITTIES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BLOWJOB CLEVELAND STEAMER JENKEM GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE BITCH WANK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BONER NIGGER FUCKHEAD BONG FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK DICKLICK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCKSUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA LAKE TITICACA I AM CORNHOLIO! HELL SEMEN MASTURBATION BASTARD GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BLUMPKIN NICARAGUA RAPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNTYMINTS GOOK ARSEBADGERS CLIT COLGATE DICKLICK PISS MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT COCKSUCKER NIGGER COCK FELCHMONKEY HELLFIRE FUCKER FUCKSTAIN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TENTACLE RAPE NIGGER GRIS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMN SEMPRINI KU KLUX KLAN DICKWAD SPIC FUCKHEAD CHOAD POOPY AUTOFELLATIO TIMBER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK AAAAAAAAA! DICKHEAD FUCKWIT FUCK HELL NAZI SHITSKIN TURD SHITTY FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN COON RUSTY TROMBONE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DUMBASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! EPIDIDYMIS ARSE RAPE MICK TOWELHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN BALLS FUCKTARD GOAT DICK SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA WOMEN'S RIGHTS BRITNEY FUCK O CANADA LENS CRAFTERS COCKSUCKER AMERICA ONLINE JERK OFF PRICK [EXPLETIVE] FAGGOT MARCH OF FLAMES CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK BELGIUM FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! INCEST POTTYMOUTH SCROTUM PUSSYLICKER DOG SHIT INCEST BLESSED DAMN SAINT DAMN I DON'T HAVE AIDS FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH INBRED SCUMBAG PRICK BENCH PRESS BUTT PIRATE CARPET MUNCHER SHITBALLS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BASTARD FUCKFACE LOGJAMMER FUCK YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BITCH TUBA COON JESSE McCARTNEY CUNT BITCH GO HOME AND DIE GRIS FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK TITTYWANK DOUCHE NAZI GOATSE ASS FASCIST JOHN ELWAY NAZI TOTAL BENCH PRESS EAT MY SHIT! QUEEF ASS FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FOUR-EYES DAMN CHOAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP GOD BLESS AMERICA TIMBER NIGGER DICKFACE NAZI MILF FRAK BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK OSTRICH MY ASS ANUSCAKE INJUN GOD DAMN CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER DONKEY DICK PORCH MONKEY FENCE JUMPER MONKEY'S UNCLE DYKE PUSSYLICKER SHITPISSER DICKHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE CHOAD BITCH ASSHOLE HELL WOODPECKERSHIT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER WIENER BLUMPKIN GOD DAMN DYKE TITTIES DAMNED TABERNACLE CRAP COON FUCKING A BENCH PRESS DICKHEAD NEGRO FELLATIO CHOAD KISSER FUCK NAZI BOOBS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK PISSHOLE FASHION BUG DOUCHING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO JACK OFF SHITHEAD BULLSHIT CUNT EMO BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKFACE DICKHEAD DONGSHOVER HELL NINTENDOGS PENIS WANKER SHIT HUEY P. NEWTON FENCE JUMPER DONKEY PUNCHER DUMBASS TITWANK SHIT ASSHOLE LAKE TITICACA JACKASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CLIT FUCKING JUMP! GOATSE DAMNATION SACRAMENTO WANK DAMN CHENEY PUPPIES HAIL SATAN! FUCKTARD BELLEND FUCK YOU I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS GOAT DICK ASSFACE SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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JACKSON MOCKIE WETBACK FAGGOT HONKY ASSWIPE WANK DOUCHE NAZI ANAL DIABETES WETBACK SHIT FUCK SHIT ARSE ASS FUCKING A SOD OFF FENCE JUMPER BOOBS BUGGER JAP BITCH MASTURBATION PISS WANKER SHIT FLYING FUCK ARSE MOTHERFUCKER FRIG FENCE JUMPER COCK DAMMIT FRAK TACO BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITE FUCK YOU DOUCHING DICKHEAD DICK TITS I WILL KILL YOU! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT DAMNATION ANAL CC PLZ HADJI SHAKOPEE DUMBASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITTY [expletive deleted] URINE-GARGLING CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PAKI COON POTTYMOUTH DOG FUCKER FRITZ DAMN FELCHING WETBACK FUCK A DUCK BITCH BASTARD FUCK HONKY SUITCASE PENIS FLYING FUCK POLACK CONDOMS YOU WANKER NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT PEARL NECKLACE JACK OFF INCEST FEWMETS GRINGO RAT'S COCK ASS YID FELLATIO BEANER SHITSKIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNTBUCKET COON WOP MOZILLA FIREFOX ORGASM SHITSKIN FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT PISS BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SOD OFF RAPE ABO CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSWIPE SHIT DOUCHETITS JERRY GIVING HEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WANK ARSE RAT'S ASS FUCKING A BUGFUCK FUDGEPACKER RAGHEAD ASS BASTARD DIPSHIT SUCK MY DICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CC PLZ BELLEND POLAK CHRISTHUMPER FUCKWIT CLEMEN CHOAD KISSER SHITTY CHOAD BUKKAKE CHICKEN FRIES BUTTFUCKER COON FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT BASTARD DICKHEAD SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT ASS NIGGER TITS POLACK SHITE PISSHOLE BOLLOCKS A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! COCK GOD DAMN CARPET MUNCHER DAGO ARSE BALL SACK CHICKEN SHIT ALF SOD WOODPECKERSHIT TIT SPRINKLES BOOBS I WILL KILL YOU! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKING ASSFACE NORTH KOREA COCK BELLEND BALL SACK SHITPISSER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK MICK HORSE PENIS NIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE CLEVELAND STEAMER ANAL BELLEND INJUN CUNT SHITPISSER ASS CUNT FUCKBAG JESSE McCARTNEY ARSE BALL SACK PISS ARTIST FRITZ BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASS POLACK BUKKAKE ASSCRACK SHITFACE ASSFACE JERK OFF CHICKEN FRIES JACK ABRAMOFF BRITNEY FRITZ FUCKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF CHIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INBRED ASS CROTCH NIGGER CRAPFUCKER FRITZ TITWANK EPIDIDYMIS HELL ORGASM SHIT POWERSHIT TITS ORGASM COMMUNIST DILDO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the DONKEY PUNCHER and his DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT of girraffes in which DOUCHING while reading about PIGFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! also

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