Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's P'KANG'TITTIES'BUGFUCK'MALARKY'OSTRICH MY ASS'SHITBALLS'DICKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TOSSER look at the DOM DeLUISE talk page of this TITWANK article for notes or discussion before CHOAD KISSER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden PENIS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or JACKASS SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly STRAWBERRY ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACKASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken QUEEF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITBALLS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SUCK A BIG DICK utterFUCKance of socially GOD DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUGHNUT PUNCHER television programs to address HORSE SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

ALF Tourette's is GYPSY not to be KEEP confused with DUMBASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING FUCK random DICKLICK disorientation, culturally-BLUE PENIS!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSCRACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FLYING RAT'S ASS language, FUCKHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS WETBACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky pen0r souvenir shoppes and massive CLEMEN quantities PIECE OF SHIT of ANAL DIABETES PISS garbage.

Darnit.

A DELICIOUS CAKE Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The SHITFUCKER Tourette's BAD MOTHERFUCKER Research Institute was HELL founded to CAMEL FUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have KRAUT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SUITCASE PENIS article CUNT CRAPPER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NIGGER Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can MACACA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING TV, for always focusing on the JOHNNY bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
• The main BOLLOCKS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are YOU WANKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FROG'S FAT ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLCRAP knee KIKE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is POLAK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING RAT'S ASS school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BLISTERING BARNACLES sufferers to become ASSHAT manically depressed and REDSKIN commit FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE suicide.
• There is no ASSHAT cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse PEEPEE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SAMUEL L. JACKSON perodol" which caused my entire TAMPONS body to go BOON numb and TRANNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKTARD it is without the MARGARET THATCHER drug.

I am an active member of a AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI tourette syndrome HENTAI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITTY the D'OH public view of Tourettes as a "MASTURBATION swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! sorry for INJUN "hi-jacking" your GENITALIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YOU this that really SCUMBAG annoys me. I am working towards a CONAN O'BRIAN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SEX article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LET'S SHIT, and making fun of a PISS ARTIST horrible disorder is (not) CHIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCKSUCKER time.

Best BUTTFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOZILLA FIREFOX” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. MALARKY Regards to Andrew ARSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The FUCK YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can FLYING RAT'S ASS punch him if you INJUN want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MALARKY saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FENCE JUMPER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are KAFFIR and CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ART METAL PRODUCTS BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BIRD IN THE HOUSE HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How CUNT to suck my mothers cure CRAPMUNCHER the DUMBASS Tourette's BUGGER OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PUSSY for DICKLICK Tourette's RAT'S COCK Syndrome SHIT is ASSHOLE following CRACKER these FROG'S FAT ASS rules TAMPON IN MY ASS in HONKY order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature FLYING FUCK little JUSTIN BIEBER kids,
• 2: Count to TOURETTE'S SYNDROME within DOG FUCKER 10 FUCK NUGGETseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HOMO I WILL END YOU! BAD MOTHERFUCKER nor WANK talk,
• 4: Tell MALL SANTA yourself you DIPSHIT don't GENITALIA have DOT HEAD this PISS OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ARSE WITH NASTY RAGHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIENER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw SHITSKIN!

I fucking put TRANNY' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF O CANADA THIS PORCH MONKEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PEARL NECKLACE offensive. CHIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HUMAN RIGHTS people who try JESUS FUCKING CHRIST to battle NAZI'BITCH that tight-ass CHENEY 17-year-ASSCRACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DONKEY PUNCHER it now, but someone said YID' SHIT CUNNILINGUS'TITS & DICKS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I'LL RAPE YOU is a laughing LAKE TITICACA matter. Plus there SONNY BILL WILLIAMS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Uncyclopedia, there are POMMIE articles DICKLICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TIT DIRT stuff. So NICARAGUA that means YID stop getting mad at the PISS ARTIST first part too and YID talking about the FUCKING A letter that it's HELL mocking (what NIPPLES letter? I don't even know what PIGFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSFACE hi self EMO even made a really EMO good point. "It's RAPE nothing more POMMIE from a head nod to a NAZI knee tick". MOTHERFUCKER. Which I'll add DICKLICK onto BASTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISSHOLE suffer that BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING JUMP! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUTTFUCKER be, because if I were a CUM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAT'S ASS hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll VAGINA be offended, don't read DOM DeLUISE the freaking GOD DAMMIT article anyway.

ARSEBADGERS CRACKER GO HOME AND DIE BITCH WALRUS SHIT JACKASS SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DIPSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY SHITSLIDE

ANAL JAP LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ABORTIONS FOR ALL CUM SHITFACE COON PRICK WANK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DICKHEAD JERK OFF ASSWIPE FALSE BENSON DICKFACE PISS OFF GOATSE WOP MOTHERFUCKER COON WANKER WANK AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN DILDO ASSFACE WHORE WANK MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT INJUN SHIT DUNE COON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ALF WINDOWS VISTA DOUCHETITS RAT'S COCK NIGGER ASSHAT COCKSMOKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHIT MILF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NIPPLES CHRISTIANITY SHITSLIDE POMMIE DICK BASTARD NICARAGUA FUCKER DICKFACE URINE-GARGLING BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS SUCK A BIG DICK ASS FASCIST suck my mothers CUNNILINGUS DAMN GOD DAMMIT BUGGER CHIGGER BULLSHIT BITCH GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS SHIT LET'S SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITHEAD DAMN TWAT VAGINA I AM CORNHOLIO! NIGGER HOSER ASS LICKER SOD OFF POLACK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOAT DICK SHITBALLS SCUMBUCKET GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE DAMN BELGIUM FUCKHEAD CUNT ALF COCKSMOKER SMEG CRAP BAD MOTHERFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS HELL FAG DAMN FAGGOT RUSKIE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! YOU WANKER FELCHING PRICK BITCH DICKHEAD D'OH SHITBALLS REDEEMING VALUE BASTARD TITTYWANK SHITE BORDER HOPPER 666 TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAPE COCKSUCKER SCROTUM JERRY WANKSPLAT NAZI CHOAD BUGFUCK ASSHAT HELL DICK FUCK JOHNNY THONG TASTER BONER YOU WANKER BOOBIES [EXPLETIVE] CUNT SUGARTITS DONKEY DICK BUGGER OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ JIZZ BUTTFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BULLSHIT RECTUM RAIDER ASSHOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK SUCK MY DICK POTTYMOUTH COON POLAK YUKY DOODY FUCK CUNT NIPPLES ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN MALARKY HAIL SATAN! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NAZI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MONKEY BALLS FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITE SHITCUNTING BITCH DUMBASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT SACRAMENTO JIZZ NIGGER ASSWIPE PRICK SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN MONKEY BALLS CHUFF JOHNNY DICKLICK BITCH ASSHAT FLAMING ASS BADGER BANGKOK AY-AY-AY ASS SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD SPIC CLUSTERFUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS REDSKIN JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO CUNTRAG FUCKWIT ORGASM DYKE PISSHOLE JACK ABRAMOFF BALLS LOLCAT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] PISS ASS WETBACK SHITE BLUMPKIN SHITSLINGING BELLEND FLYING FUCK SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WILLY WONKA ARSE SHITHEAD BASTARD BUTTFUCKER NIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUM ABO SHITBALLS ANUSCAKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN TWAT DAMN FUDGEPACKER FRAK PISS ARTIST CANNED QUOTE PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER JERRY WANKER PICKANINNY CHING CHONG CHINK CRACKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIRD SHIT PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK PENIS SHITFACE PISSHOLE HELL LAKE TITICACA FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN FLYING FUCK SHITFACE SCUMBAG BAT FUCK INSANE REDSKIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! [EXPLETIVE] ASS SHITSKIN PISSHOLE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT CRAP DAMN HADJI CUNT SHITTY DOUCHING OSTRICH MY ASS MICK FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S ASS WANK HENTAI DICKWAD HELL BIGNOSE HAIL SATAN! NIGGER FUCK OFF FUCK DAGO SHIT ASSHAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITTY FUCK YOU MILF LOGJAMMER WIENER DOUCHETITS BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS OFF FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH VAGINA JACK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY FAG FEMADOM FUCKTARD GANGBANG MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAPING BAT FUCK INSANE PORCH MONKEY SHIT HELL WIENER MONKEY SHIT MASTURBATION SON OF A BITCH POLACK SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SPICY CUNT FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM I RAPE WALRUSES! lowercase SAND NIGGER BITCH FAG SHITTY BELLEND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM SHIT SHIT NIGGER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HADJI SHITE CLEMEN CONDOMS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SPANK THE MONKEY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN BASTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANK WANK GRIS DICK ASS BASTARD FUCK OFF BRITNEY POOPOO FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING ORGASM PRICK DOG FUCKER BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD SACRED ANAL GENITALIA ASSHOLE O KURWA! DAMN IT GOOK DAMN DAMMIT FELLATIO FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHICKEN SHIT ALEX TREBEK DIRTY SANCHEZ TESTICLE CHOKE HO REDSKIN JESSE McCARTNEY HELLFUCKER FRIG JIGGABOO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK HELL ASS SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT DICK SHITSKIN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ICE CREAM UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT TACO CLUSTERFUCK RECTUM RAIDER DOUCHE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING A GOD DAMN CUNT BITCH BOLLOCKS FELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOD DAMN CLIT BULLSHIT FUCKWIT YID YOGHURT CANNON DYKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER INBRED DOODIE HEAD SOD OFF TWAT SHITFUCKER CHUFF RAT'S ASS SHITFACE FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES NIPPLES BUTT-HEAD DICK COCK FUCKING DAMN ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO BELGIUM FUCKING A HORSE SHIT INJUN ASS CHING CHONG CHINK CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS ASSFACE PUNANI ASS FASCIST CLIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUTTFUCKER POLAK RECTUM RAIDER FUCK BIBLE BASHER RAT'S ASS TRANNY HORSE SHIT BELGIUM ANAL DAMMIT TAMPONS HO GOD DAMN WIENER BOOBIES BITCH DUMBASS TAMPONS RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS CHENEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NAZI TITWANK PIECE OF SHIT BOB SAGET TWAT ROSIE O'DONNELL CRAP ON A STICK ASSHOLE HELLFIRE BULLSHIT FUCK SHITFUCKER JERRY COCK DILDO TWAT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSHOLE 30 CASES OF PICKLES FELCHMONKEY BRITNEY SHITE ASSCRACK DUMBASS CUNTSWILLING [expletive deleted] DICK IN A BOX TITS & DICKS JACKASS BULLCRAP FUCKFACE FUCKWIT ASSHOLE BRUSH MA TEETH PENISPENISPENIS!!! KNOBJOCKEY MILF FUCKER NORTH KOREA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WANK HORSE SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA [EXPLETIVE] POMMIE WALRUS SHIT FIRECROTCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH CHOAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO WANK ASS FUCKSTAIN PUSSYLICKER NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS BOOBIES SHITSLINGING COCK GREASER PENIS ON A BUN BULLSHIT SHITHEAD COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POMMIE HOSER suck my mothers TIT DIRT FUCKING JUMP! POMMIE CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES FUCKING SNUFF PORN BIRD SHIT GO HOME AND DIE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLIT TITWANK PUNANI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOG FUCKER POLESMOKER FRITZ SHITTY 666 DICKFACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT CUNTBUCKET BEAVER BIBLE BASHER TESTICLE CHOKE [expletive deleted] WOP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF DICK IN A BOX FAG SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER RUSKIE GREASER FAG MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE BASTARD HOMO POOPOO [Insert swear here] 30 CASES OF PICKLES JIGGABOO SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! PISS OFF PENIS CLEVELAND STEAMER HO FLYING FUCK WANK SEMPRINI SCUMBAG PUNANI VAGINA NECROPHILIA TAFFY VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY CUNT HENTAI GOBSHITE BULLSHIT CUNT BENCH PRESS GANGBANG FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT GRINGO BLOWJOB BRUSH MA TEETH GOD DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTT PIRATE JIZZ CRACKER ASS FASCIST FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCKING JUMP! FLYING FUCK VAGINA FELCHING DOUCHE DOUCHING TIT SPRINKLES Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SCROTUM FUCKBAG BASTARD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SAGGY TITS FUCKFACE ASSFACE I WILL KILL YOU! NIGNOG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK NIHILISM GANGBANG TITTIES SHITHEAD YOU WANKER SUCK MY COCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SON OF A BITCH BIRD SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACK OFF GREASER GANGBANG COCK BLISTERING BARNACLES CLEMEN PISS CC PLZ HOMO KIKE NEGRO KRAUT PISS ARTIST FUCKER JACKASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS DAMN IT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING FUCK YOU EMO VAGINA ASS VAGINA GOD DAMMIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! [EXPLETIVE] FROG'S FAT ASS BULLSHIT GIVING HEAD HORSE SHIT BOON FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT ARSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HELL MILF CLEMEN VAGINA JOHNNY PISS OFF YUKY DOODY HELL SHITTY TITS DOT HEAD SHITE BULLCRAP NEGRO ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CRAP POLAK FUCKFUCKFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY COCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NIGGER TURD SHITPISSER FUCKER DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO MOCCASINS BALLS GYPSY FUCK ASSHAT ARSEBADGERS DOT HEAD SMEG HO GANGBANG DOT HEAD SHITFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HOSER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER LOGJAMMER WEHATEMARIO FUCK OFF ASS [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK GOOK FUCKSTAIN HAIL SATAN! KRAUT DICKHEAD SCROTUM BITCH MONKEY SHIT RAGHEAD SUGARTITS CUNT CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST DUMBASS GYPSY DONKEY DICK NIGGER FAGGOT NIGGER WHORE DOODIE HEAD TACO BUKKAKE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD SUCK MY DICK I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTBUCKET BONER GYPSY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKTARD GANGBANG WOP FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK WANKER PUSSY JACKASS SPIC DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT AUTOFELLATIO SHIT FUCK PEDOPHILIA CUNT JERRY FUCKING A COCKSHITTER JUNGLE BUNNY PISS ARTIST COCK INCEST DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER 666 FUCK YOU DYKE HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! CRAP CUNNILINGUS GOATSE PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD I WILL KILL YOU! SHITFUCKER WIENER ASSHAT ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG NECROPHILIA DOG FUCKER FUCK POOPOO BONER ASS GOOK WHORE BALL SACK CARPET MUNCHER DAMN DICKFACE DONKEY DICK CRAPPY BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GANGBANG BIGNOSE SPIC BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOB SAGET HADJI BUTTFUCKER BASTARD PUSSY CUNT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ YOU WANKER SOD PISS OFF CRACKER POLACK PISS TITS ASSHAT DOUCHEBAG FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN PENIS HOSER BUTT-HEAD FUCKSTAIN BELLEND PENIS lowercase JIGGABOO BENCH PRESS PAKI DOUCHING SHITFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA AY-AY-AY COCKSMOKER PISSHOLE BALLS PEEPEE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSHOLE SHITHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS HELLFUCKER SPIC ROSIE O'DONNELL POLAK FRITZ DICK JACKASS SHIT ASS CUNT PISS OFF DAMN TWISTY VAGINA 666 SPIC IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NIGGER SHITSLINGING BLOWJOB TOSSER SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CLEMEN FAGGOT CUNNILINGUS BRUSH MA TEETH CHOAD KISSER FUCKER THONG TASTER THERE IS A CABAL ASS AAAAAAAAA! NIGGER TITS ASSRAPING AUTOFELLATIO SHIT TAMPONS FELLATIO PORCH MONKEY BONER DILDO NEGRO SAND NIGGER SHIT FUCKING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITE GRUE RAPE CAPTAIN CRUNCH BIGNOSE POLACK CRAP DIRTY SANCHEZ PRICK I WILL END YOU! DUMBASS DAMN IT YOU WANKER COCKSMOKER DOUCHEBAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON TWAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKER CUM YOU WANKER JACK ABRAMOFF CLUSTERFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK QUEEF FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING CUNT KIDDY FIDDLER SHITFUCKER VOTE TOSSER SHITSLINGING SHITE [Insert yet another person's name here] VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD PUNANI SEX SHITHEAD ANUSCAKE HONKY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH STEVE BALLMER WALRUS SHIT ASS PISS ARTIST GENITALIA WHORE DOUCHE NAZI BUGFUCK SPIC FAGGOT COCK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CHUFF BITCH ALEX TREBEK MASTURBATION PORCH MONKEY CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER BOLLOCKS WIENER FELCHMONKEY BIRD SHIT MOLDY TITS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SCROTUM RICK MORANIS pen0r SUCK MY COCK FUCKWIT ASSFACE SHITBALLS SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! COMMUNION WAFER KAFFIR YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN ASS HENTAI WANKER COON FROG'S FAT ASS FOUR-EYES SON OF A BITCH MAMA MIA TWISTY VAGINA SHITHEAD NIGGER SPIC ORGASM FIST FUCK BULLCRAP BUTT-HOLE DUMBASS JOHN SMILEY FACE GOBSHITE ASS LICKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITCUNTING GREASER CHOAD GARBAGE DAY! DOG SHIT INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! JACKASS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SON OF A BITCH ORGASM CUNTRAG TOSSER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DILDO CLUSTERFUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRIG FLOWERS FUCK YOU SHIT BLUE PENIS! PIG WANK BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASS FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER RUSKIE BITCH CHOAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NICARAGUA MICK FELLATIO TOTAL RICK MORANIS BOLLOCKS MALARKY MAMA MIA ASSWIPE FUCKER DICKWAD SAGGY TITS GREASER ASS SHITHEAD BALL SACK WANKER SON OF A BITCH BIGNOSE YOU WANKER FUDGEPACKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMMIT DUMBASS FUCK WANK FUCK CHIGGER SPIC BUTT PIRATE SHITTY TITS FUCKING JUMP! FROG TRANNY DAMMIT SHIT NIPPLES MICK MARY WHITEHOUSE WANK PENIS ON A BUN ASSWIPE INBRED TITS NIGNOG TOSSER PISS ARTIST HORSE PENIS GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS MARCH OF FLAMES RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK BUKKAKE DILDO SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POWERSHIT DICK FUCKING CHING CHONG CHINK GIVING HEAD PISS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FELCHMONKEY and with the SHIT and his ASSHOLE of girraffes in which FUCK OFF while reading about SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITTY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITFACE