Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's POLACK'LOLCAT'GOD DAMN'FUCKWIT'O KURWA!'SHIT'TIT DIRT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BALL SACK neurochemical FUCK disorder FIRECROTCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK OFF, sudden SUCK A BIG DICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CRAPPY or RAGHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMMIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SPIC way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WARNER MUSIC GROUP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLEMEN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GREASER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS BOB SAGET words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BLUMPKIN utterFUCKance of socially WOODPECKERSHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CLEMEN television programs to address PEDOPHILIA Tourette's syndrome.

LET'S SHIT Tourette's is SHITFACE not to be JESSE McCARTNEY confused with DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SNUFF PORN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JERRY random PRICK disorientation, culturally-PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth QUEEF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BEAVER language, CONDOMS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER KNOBJOCKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SUCK A BIG DICK souvenir shoppes and massive ORGASM quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHEBAG Polite Note to the PECKERHEAD Author:

The SCROTUM Tourette's DAMN IT Research Institute was BRUSH MA TEETH founded to FUCKING A.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CAMEL FUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MICK article COON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BULLCRAP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NECROPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of EPIDIDYMIS Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WINDOWS VISTA TV, for always focusing on the CLEMEN bad side of a terrible SHITSLIDE thing.
• The main MOTHERFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLINGING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNTRAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSUCKER knee PISS ARTIST NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BATHING SUIT AREA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BALLS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SON OF A BITCH school for BEAVER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become TAMPONS manically depressed and SON OF A BITCH commit DICKFACE suicide.
• There is no DUMBASS cure, and the MILF drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse ASSWIPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PORCH MONKEY perodol" which caused my entire NIGNOG body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and BUGFUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTERFUCK it is without the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome PISSHOLE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DUMBASS the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "TOTAL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKSMOKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am INBRED sorry for CHUFF "hi-jacking" your GRAPE PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POTTYMOUTH this that really BIRD SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a CHIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITS & DICKS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be KRAUT, and making fun of a CROTCH horrible disorder is (not) CLEMEN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “KNOBJOCKEY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew DYKE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can FROG'S FAT ASS punch him if you MONKEY'S UNCLE want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DUMBASS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my ASSCRACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BEAVER and INCEST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSFACE BAND WITH 4 TITS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SEMEN HORSE! FUCK OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK OFF'S HOUSE

How NIGGER TITS to CUNNILINGUS cure JACKASS SHIT the TITMOUSE Tourette's HORSE SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for ASSWIPE Tourette's GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is FUCK YOU following RAT'S COCK these BOB SAGET rules BRITNEY in FELLATIO order:

• 1: Avoid SHITSLINGING immature BAT FUCK INSANE little WHITE POWER kids,
• 2: Count to BEAVER within FUCK 10 GOD DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PIG BUGGER OFF BUGGER OFF nor DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKER yourself you DAMN don't CARPET MUNCHER have HORSE PENIS this BITCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICK CHICKEN WITH NASTY ART METAL PRODUCTS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK OFF last straw VENEREAL DISEASE!

I fucking put FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE [EXPLETIVE] PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ARSE the TOP OF BITCH THIS CHIGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS offensive. SHITE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PENIS ON A STICK people who try PORCUPINE'S BALLS to battle HELLFUCKER'BUNG-HOLE that tight-ass FUCKFACE 17-year-HO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FLAMING ASS BADGER it now, but someone said SHITE' BENSON SUCKS TITS & DICKS'CRAPFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING YID is a laughing BAD MOTHERFUCKER matter. Plus there PISS ARTIST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are BUTT-HOLE articles YOU WANKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CAMEL JOCKEY stuff. So SCROTUM that means SHIT stop getting mad at the JESSE McCARTNEY first part too and PEDOPHILIA talking about the HOMO letter that it's BITCH mocking (what SHITFUCKER letter? I don't even know what CHOAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOD DAMN hi self SHITFACE even made a really BRUSH MA TEETH good point. "It's SPICY CUNT FUCK nothing more ASSWIPE from a head nod to a FUCK OFF knee tick". GOBSHITE. Which I'll add FUCKFACE onto PORCUPINE'S BALLS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKFACE suffer that ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GIVING HEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKTARD be, because if I were a PIG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIGGER hilarious. If you DOG SHIT Want facts, go on MASTURBATION Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TUBA be offended, don't read TITS the freaking INCEST article anyway.

ARSE INCEST JERRY DAMN FELCHING CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHEBAG IN SACREMENT PENISFUCK

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NAZI FAG FUCK OFF JACKASS DOUCHING LOGJAMMER NIGGER RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER ASS ASSHOLE PISSHOLE GRINGO INJUN BALLS NIGGER RAGHEAD FAG DAMN ARSE TITTYWANK SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT TACO BASTARD FUCKSTAIN ARSEBADGERS ASSFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE ART METAL PRODUCTS NEGRO JAP ASS SEMEN CRAPMUNCHER SHITFACE BIRD SHIT DAMN ASS SUCK MY COCK BONER RAPE YOU WANKER SCROTUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH WIENER SHIT TITS & DICKS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BBBBBBBBB! BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER ANUSCAKE INBRED BALLS SHITTY FUCKTARD CUNTRAG CLEVELAND STEAMER POLESMOKER GREASER INBRED POWERSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FELCHING SHITTY GENITALIA WEHATEMARIO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSWIPE PEARL NECKLACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BELLEND FUCKING A FUCK YOU CLEMEN SECOND BALLS TOSSER ASSRAMMER PRICK SON OF A BITCH BEAVER HELL TITTIES POOPOO I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT ALEX TREBEK DUMBASS ASSHAT HELLFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK TIT DIRT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISS GOD BLESS AMERICA GIVING HEAD FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSWIPE ANUSCAKE CHINK BUTT-HOLE NIGGER JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER JAP JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ANAL MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS DICKFACE PISS OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES 30 CASES OF PICKLES EXTRA LONG PENIS DAGO CUM ANUSCAKE CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK BLOWJOB WIENER BUGFUCK FRAK SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY TAFFY SHITE COCK FUCK SHIT TOSSER PENIS INBRED FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS WANK PORCH MONKEY BUGGER OFF JAP PEDOPHILIA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PUNANI pen0r GANGBANG CUNTRAG GRINGO SEX BUGFUCK DUMBASS BORDER HOPPER ARSE FUCK YOU KAFFIR HEIL HITLER! DYKE FUCKING CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSCRACK WEHATEMARIO GOD DAMN DAMN DICKLICK DAGO JACKASS PENIS ON A STICK BASTARD BASTARD TWISTY VAGINA SHITHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHOAD DICKHEAD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER JAP JOHN ELWAY JERK OFF SHITFACE JAP DILDO COCKGOBLIN BASTARD BITCH AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA STEVE BALLMER O KURWA! PEARL NECKLACE WETBACK FUCKBAG CUM NIGGER HELL PISS ARTIST POLAK MONKEY BALLS FUCKFACE SIGMUND FREUD CARPET MUNCHER FROG ASS SHITSLINGING WANK FUCKHEAD DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMMIT CHOAD GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN SLOPE BLUMPKIN 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUM O CANADA SHITTY BLUE PENIS! NIGGER SUCK A BIG DICK DICKHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS BITCH DARTH VADER BEAVER ASSFACE WIGGER DIPSHIT MICK SUCK MY DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKFACE POTTYMOUTH FALSE BENSON PISS PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF DIPSHIT CLEMEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT CUNT BIRD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER WIENER TRANNY PENIS ON A BUN FLAMING ASS BADGER TRANNY FUCKER SNUFF PORN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOMO PIECE OF SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOLLOCKS GOD DAMN DAMNATION KNOBJOCKEY CUNT WIENER CRAP ASSFACE CUNT OPINION ASSWIPE RUSKIE STEVE BALLMER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD DAMN CHIGGER SHITFUCKER CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAPFUCKER BALLS FUCKSTAIN CUNTYMINTS GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU WANKSPLAT DICKWAD RUSTY TROMBONE YOGHURT CANNON PISS JERRY BASTARD TWAT GREASER FUCKBAG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PENIS MILF PISS OFF MY ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER INCEST ORGASM VENEREAL DISEASE TWISTY VAGINA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TOTAL SON OF A BITCH SOD ASS JUSTIN BIEBER I RAPE WALRUSES! DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE ASSHAT SHIT CUNT PRICK SEX EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WANKER TITWANK DONKEY PUNCHER ARSE DAMN DOG FUCKER HATE HATE HAT HITLER SCUMBAG BUTT-HEAD PEARL NECKLACE CC PLZ SHITCOCK TAMPON IN MY ASS TIMBER NIGGER JACK OFF CUNT BULLSHIT VAGINA DICK TITS INCEST OSTRICH MY ASS MOCCASINS TWAT MALARKY BIGNOSE FELCHING CHIGGER MARGARET THATCHER SOD OFF DICKHEAD CHOAD NIGNOG TITS SHITSLIDE BRITNEY PUSSY I RAPE WALRUSES! NECROPHILIA DIPSHIT ASS TAFFY JESSE McCARTNEY HOT GRITS FUCKING YOU WANKER GREASER FELLATIO KNOBJOCKEY FUCKING SPICY CUNT FUCK PENISFUCK MOLDY TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

YOU WANKER NIGNOG SPANK THE MONKEY HO TWAT SHITPISSER DUMBASS BASTARD FRITZ BOOBIES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BATHING SUIT AREA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA INBRED FRIG JACKASS Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive POTTYMOUTH and with the AY-AY-AY and his GOD DAMN of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSHAT