Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SCROTUM'CHRISTHUMPER'BALLS'ART METAL PRODUCTS'WHITE PEOPLE'BITCH'BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING JUMP! neurochemical FUCK disorder POOPOO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIPSHIT, sudden DOUCHEBAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or JACKASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKBAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUGGER OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS BIRD SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SCUMBAG utterFUCKance of socially MASTURBATION objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFACE television programs to address MOCCASINS Tourette's syndrome.

NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette's is FUCK YOU not to be WANKER confused with FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying KIKE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANKER random PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT disorientation, culturally-BONER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELLFIRE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ORANGE TURTLE language, BOON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LUV FELCHMONKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GO COUNT YOUR DICK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING A quantities FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES BEANER garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKFACE Polite Note to the DOT HEAD Author:

The NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Tourette's CAMEL JOCKEY Research Institute was ASS founded to WANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! article P'KANG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOM DeLUISE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POLACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS LICKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOUCHETITS Tourrette's sufferers SHITCOCK swear. You can HELLFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKHEAD TV, for always focusing on the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? bad side of a terrible IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

thing.

• The main VAGINA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOT HEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FROG'S FAT ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOODIE HEAD knee PISSHOLE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRIG school for GO HOME AND DIE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKSTAIN sufferers to become DOG FUCKER manically depressed and BITCH commit HELL suicide.
• There is no ORGASM cure, and the PIG drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITHEAD tics often have adverse DICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire TWAT body to go CLEMEN numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKER it is without the DAMN IT drug.

I am an active member of a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS tourette syndrome DONKEY DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JUSTIN BIEBER the MOZILLA FIREFOX public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DARTH VADER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CAMEL FUCKER sorry for BOOBIES "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT annoys me. I am working towards a FELLATIO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWAT, and making fun of a ORGASM horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best HEIL HITLER! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CRAP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The PISS OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK OFF punch him if you PENIS want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my ASSFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DIPSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SECOND BALLS and POMMIE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) YID BAND WITH 4 ANAL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A VENEREAL DISEASE HORSE! DIPSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DIPSHIT'S HOUSE

How SHITSLINGING to ASSHAT cure FUCKSTAIN the D'OH Tourette's FALSE BENSON Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSWIPE for TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome DICKHEAD is BASTARD following YID these DAMN rules NIPPLES in MONKEY SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid OSTRICH MY ASS immature DAMN little HOSER kids,
• 2: Count to BASTARD within HORSE SHIT 10 PISSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PECKERHEAD SOD DICKLICK nor HELLFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell BIRD SHIT yourself you CHOAD don't MOLDY TITS have GOD DAMN this RAT'S COCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BALLS WITH NASTY ASSRAPING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSWIPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DIPSHIT last straw FUCKBAG!

I fucking put FUCKSTAIN' my comment at the TOP OF THE BEAVER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at D'OH the TOP OF JOHNNY THIS TENTACLE RAPE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RECTUM RAIDER offensive. DAGO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to KRAUT people who try BOOBIES to battle FASHION BUG'CUNNILINGUS that tight-ass JAP 17-year-DOUCHING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FELCHMONKEY it now, but someone said PISS OFF' BONER DOT HEAD'NICARAGUA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POOPOO is a laughing I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! matter. Plus there HELL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Uncyclopedia, there are SHITFUCKER articles VENEREAL DISEASE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ART METAL PRODUCTS stuff. So BOOBIES that means JACK OFF stop getting mad at the CHOAD first part too and REDNECK talking about the FUCK OFF letter that it's RAT'S COCK mocking (what ASS letter? I don't even know what ASSCRACK the heck you're talking about). Adrian YOU WANKER hi self FLYING FUCK even made a really FROG good point. "It's SHITTING DICK NIPPLES nothing more NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! from a head nod to a VAGINA knee tick". GANGBANG. Which I'll add DAMN IT onto PRICK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITTYWANK suffer that WILLY WONKA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes KRAUT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWAT be, because if I were a PISSHOLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAGO hilarious. If you PECKERHEAD Want facts, go on BENCH PRESS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DUMBASS be offended, don't read COCKSUCKER the freaking MALL SANTA article anyway.

ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT SHITBALLS CUNT TOSSER FLYING FUCK BITCH FUCK BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER

ANUSCAKE BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHIGGER SECOND BALLS MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK 666 PEDOPHILIA POOPOO FELLATIO POLAK GOD DAMN FUCKTARD CLIT PISS OFF DUMBASS DOUCHING RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT FUCKTARD LOLCAT BITCH SCROTUM BLUMPKIN DICKHEAD BASTARD GOD DAMMIT MICK FUCKING A DUNE COON DAMMIT RICK MORANIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BELLEND FUCKING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCK GOD DAMN ANUSCAKE CRAP ON A STICK DAMN OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SHITHEAD BUGGER ASS [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI GOD DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON PUNANI SHIT FUCK RECTUM RAIDER YID ASSFACE BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! 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FELCHING GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DONGSHOVER FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT CARPET MUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU CHIGGER PISS ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT BELLEND HELL THONG TASTER BITCH TITS BITCH ASSFACE SHITBALLS POO POO BLOWJOB POLESMOKER PENIS ON A STICK GOD DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK OFF DAMN FUCK YOU DAMN RAT'S COCK DAMN BUTTFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER DOM DeLUISE JAP ASS RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS GYPSY NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA SHIT GUMDROPS ASSHAT YOU WANKER BELGIUM PUSSY BALLS CRAP ON A STICK BONG FUCKING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BAT FUCK INSANE PIGFUCKER PISS OFF DAMN SOD OFF ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CRAPFUCKER CUNTRAG I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD SEMEN FUCK ORGASM COCKGOBLIN SEMEN JACK ABRAMOFF BLUMPKIN CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ORGASM ALF SUCK MY DICK I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SEMEN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSWIPE