Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPIC'ASS'ADMINS ARE GAY'EMO'DEVELOPERS!'CHOAD KISSER'PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MALARKY neurochemical FUCK disorder BALL SACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PRICK or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I'LL RAPE YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WHORE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS OFF MY ASS CUNTRAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous 666 utterFUCKance of socially CRAPMUNCHER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FROG television programs to address CUNNILINGUS Tourette's syndrome.

DICKHEAD Tourette's is NIGGER not to be FUCKING confused with GOBSHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PENISPENISPENIS!!! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DILDO random DAMN IT disorientation, culturally-HITLER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT language, RAT'S COCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WIGGER POOPY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? of ANAL DIABETES HONKY garbage.

Darnit.

A EPIDIDYMIS Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

The FUCKFACE Tourette's POMMIE Research Institute was DUNE COON founded to GO HOME AND DIE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TOSSER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKHEAD article LIMEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ARSEBADGERS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PRICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DIPSHIT Tourrette's sufferers DAMMIT swear. You can BELLEND blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame 30 CASES OF PICKLES TV, for always focusing on the GYPSY bad side of a terrible FAG thing.
• The main TWISTY VAGINA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POLACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WALRUS SHIT knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is KRAUT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WHORE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! school for GOAT DICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANK sufferers to become ASSHOLE manically depressed and BASTARD commit SUGARTITS suicide.
• There is no MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE cure, and the MILF drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKFACE tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire ASSHAT body to go OLD CHRIST OF A numb and SHITPISSER basically made it NIGGA! worse than AMERICA ONLINE it is without the ARSE drug.

I am an active member of a ASSFACE tourette syndrome INCEST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BLUMPKIN the SUCK MY DICK public view of Tourettes as a "DIPSHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIGNOG sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSHOLE this that really JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST annoys me. I am working towards a HELL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BALLS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHAT, and making fun of a PAKI horrible disorder is (not) NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ARSE time.

Best CHICKEN SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “REDSKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust KOREA LOVER in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. BATHING SUIT AREA Regards to Andrew LAKE TITICACA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The MOTHERFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFUCKER punch him if you TESTICLE CHOKE want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT CRAPPER saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKTARD and SHITFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSFACE BAND WITH 4 SHITFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TRANNY HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How SPUNK to DAMN IT cure DAMN the WANK Tourette's WARNER MUSIC GROUP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLSHIT for FIST FUCK Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome SCRATCH! GROUNDER! is HO following TOWELHEAD these BULLSHIT rules BOYCOTT VIACOM! in RAPE order:

• 1: Avoid PISS OFF immature JERK OFF little BLUMPKIN kids,
• 2: Count to SHITE within HELL 10 SHITFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BONG ANUSCAKE EPIDIDYMIS nor BULLCRAP talk,
• 4: Tell HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS yourself you DICKFACE don't BITCH have JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE this DILDO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BLUMPKIN WITH NASTY GOD DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SCROTUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw FUCKSTAIN!

I fucking put BOOBIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOUCHETITS the TOP OF NAZI THIS NIPPLES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD DAMMIT offensive. RAT'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DONALD RUMSFELD people who try FUCK to battle DOUCHE NAZI'GOD DAMN that tight-ass DAMMIT 17-year-HELLFIRE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said BOOBS' RAT'S COCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS'GYPSY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSHOLE is a laughing EXTRA LONG PENIS matter. Plus there SHITFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MOTHERFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are MOCKIE articles GARBAGE DAY! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING stuff. So CRAPMUNCHER that means SHIT stop getting mad at the FUCKING first part too and BULLCRAP talking about the FELLATIO letter that it's SHITFUCKER mocking (what HORSE PENIS letter? I don't even know what CHICKEN SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSHAT hi self FUCKFUCKFUCK even made a really BONER good point. "It's DUMBASS nothing more YOU WANKER from a head nod to a YOU SUCK BALLS knee tick". CHRISTHUMPER. Which I'll add MICK onto DEVELOPERS! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CARPET MUNCHER suffer that I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ABO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PIECE OF SHIT be, because if I were a JERRY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIGGER hilarious. If you CARPET MUNCHER Want facts, go on TITTYWANK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GANGBANG be offended, don't read TAMPON IN MY ASS the freaking WANK article anyway.

DICKFACE COCKSUCKER TITS & DICKS [expletive deleted] FELLATIO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WHORE CUNT FENCE JUMPER

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT SEX CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSHOLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HELLFIRE NI NIGGER RAPE BLUMPKIN FELCHMONKEY ASS ASSHAT CUNTYMINTS OSTRICH MY ASS ARSE CUNT FUCKING A SCROTUM I WILL KILL YOU! LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FIST FUCK TWAT SUGARTITS FAG EMO DAMN IT WANKER DARTH VADER SHITE ASSRAPING SUGARTITS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CRAPPY GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA FUCKTARD PENIS PISS OFF COCKSMOKER CONDOMS ASS WIENER GO HOME AND DIE MACACA CUM COON COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TAFFY MICK DONGSHOVER PISS UP MY ARSE DAMNED TABERNACLE TENTACLE RAPE DAMN SHITFUCKER PISS KRAUT SHIT TWISTY VAGINA DILDO TAMPONS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FAG SHAKOPEE TITTIES JACKASS BOOBS PECKERHEAD PENIS AUTOFELLATIO SHIT PISSHOLE VAGINA PISS ARTIST SHITE HONKY GENITALIA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POO POO BLOWJOB COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HONKY and with the TIMBER NIGGER and his SHITSKIN of girraffes in which FELCHMONKEY while reading about WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSWIPE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASS LICKER