Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PAKI'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST'JACKASS'URINE-GARGLING'ASSFACE'[expletive deleted]'ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a POMMIE look at the VAGINA talk page of this GENITALIA article for notes or discussion before CUM editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PEDOPHILIA neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BRITNEY, sudden JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MARGARET THATCHER or O CANADA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAT'S COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JACKASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TOSSER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POMMIE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOLDY TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING A SHOOP DA WHOOP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ARSEBADGERS utterFUCKance of socially BLUMPKIN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FROG'S FAT ASS television programs to address AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's syndrome.

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Tourette's is INCEST not to be AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS confused with RECTUM RAIDER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUNG-HOLE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITCUNTING random BOOBS disorientation, culturally-MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GUMDROPS language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH BUTT-HEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SACRED souvenir shoppes and massive SEX quantities FRED PHELPS of ANAL DIABETES SEX garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Polite Note to the ARSE Author:

The CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's COON Research Institute was STEVE BALLMER founded to ASSWIPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article FUCKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and REDNECK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PENISPENISPENIS!!! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GREASER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about [EXPLETIVE] Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BULLSHIT Tourrette's sufferers BUTT PIRATE swear. You can WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN IT TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMMIT bad side of a terrible WIENER thing.
• The main BIRD SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HI, BILLY MAYS HERE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'STEVE BALLMER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DYKE knee DICK CHICKEN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FRENCH TICKLER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCK school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POOPY sufferers to become FLAMING ASS BADGER manically depressed and BUNG-HOLE commit FOUR-EYES suicide.
• There is no CUNTSWILLING cure, and the DAMNATION drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSRAPING tics often have adverse FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NIGGER TITS perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go JUNGLE BUNNY numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUKKAKE it is without the QUEEF drug.

I am an active member of a WANK tourette syndrome I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHIGGER the CUNT CRAPPER public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSCRACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RUSTY TROMBONE sorry for FUCKWIT "hi-jacking" your BOB SAGET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! this that really SEMPRINI annoys me. I am working towards a DAMMIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKSHITTER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SCROTUM, and making fun of a WIENER horrible disorder is (not) HELLFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKTARD time.

Best ARSEBADGERS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FLAMING ASS BADGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKHEAD punch him if you ASSHOLE want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITHEAD saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BRITNEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JOHNNY and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHICKEN SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JUNGLE BUNNY BAND WITH 4 DOUCHETITS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A STUDENT RIOTS HORSE! BRITNEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BRITNEY'S HOUSE

How FUCKING to [EXPLETIVE] cure PEARL NECKLACE the FUCKER Tourette's PIG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT LAPPER for DICKFACE Tourette's TWAT Syndrome BASTARD is DICKFACE following TOSSER these CUM rules DOUCHING in SHITFACE order:

• 1: Avoid HOT GRITS immature JUSTIN BIEBER little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to COCKSUCKER within SCROTUM 10 SON OF A BITCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMNATION SCROTUM nor TWISTY VAGINA talk,
• 4: Tell MONKEY BALLS yourself you CLUSTERFUCK don't DOUCHETITS have FLYING FUCK this BUTTFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK D'OH WITH NASTY FLYING FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BRITNEY last straw ASSRAPING!

I fucking put YUKY DOODY' my comment at the TOP OF THE DILDO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHICKEN FRIES the TOP OF NINTENDOGS THIS WINDOWS VISTA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ARSE offensive. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR people who try ASSRAMMER to battle SHITTING DICK NIPPLES'CLUSTERFUCK that tight-ass CLUSTERFUCK 17-year-STEVE BALLMER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLUSTERFUCK it now, but someone said FUCK' KAFFIR FLYING RAT'S ASS'JUMPING JESUS!!! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMNATION is a laughing BIRD SHIT matter. Plus there SAND NIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUGGER OFF Uncyclopedia, there are CHICKEN SHIT articles SHITHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SMEG stuff. So NIGGER that means RUSKIE stop getting mad at the GOBSHITE first part too and HOSER talking about the MOCKIE letter that it's JACKASS mocking (what IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD letter? I don't even know what HOSER the heck you're talking about). Adrian I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY hi self COMMUNION WAFER even made a really ASS good point. "It's D'OH nothing more DUMBASS from a head nod to a GRAPE PENIS knee tick". PORCH MONKEY. Which I'll add DAMNATION onto ANUSCAKE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NAZI suffer that INBRED much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TITTIES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to I'LL RAPE YOU be, because if I were a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JUNGLE BUNNY hilarious. If you COCKGOBLIN Want facts, go on VAGINA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PENIS ON A STICK be offended, don't read ASS the freaking PISSHOLE article anyway.

FUCK OFF STEVE BALLMER FAGGOT ASSHOLE CUNTYMINTS DUMBASS SNUFF PORN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SUGARTITS OH SHI–

BASTARD FUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CROTCH FUCKHEAD SOD OFF SPANK THE MONKEY JIZZ DESU SHITE ASSHAT FUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH SEMEN PEARL NECKLACE CUNT GRIS TITTIES ASSFACE KIKE WANK MOCKIE CHING CHONG CHINK COLGATE SEMPRINI COMMUNIST DILDO BUGGER OFF NECROPHILIA ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITCUNTING INCEST YOU WANKER SHITFACE ASSWIPE FRED PHELPS TOWELHEAD FRED PHELPS SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD POMMIE RAPE NIGGER CUNT LAPPER SEX JOHN ELWAY SCUMBAG FIRECROTCH FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS REDSKIN HELL OH SHI– COMMUNIST DILDO DAMNATION DILDO ORGASM CHICKEN FRIES MR WINKLER IS GAY SON OF A BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE SON OF A BITCH CUNT CRAPPER CRACKER JERRY HORSE PENIS SHITHEAD FUCK DICK TACO LET'S SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TOSSER FUCKFUCKFUCK HELL JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DILDO SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT TITS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS GUMDROPS GOD DAMMIT ASSRAMMER KAFFIR CONAN O'BRIAN GENITALIA SHITSLINGING HO FUCKFACE JERK OFF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CAMEL FUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD PISSHOLE ORANGE TURTLE FUCKING FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CUNTYMINTS NAZI BLOWJOB JOHN SMILEY FACE DELICIOUS CAKE CLUSTERFUCK JACK ABRAMOFF STEVE BALLMER SMEG BASTARD BUTT PIRATE BELLEND DOT HEAD BELLEND 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BONER PRICK DICKFACE WIENER JENKEM WOP COCKSTUFFER SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER ASSFACE ASSWIPE BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKSTAIN HELL BIG FOOT PIGS MIGHT FLY BULLCRAP I'LL RAPE YOU HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ANUSCAKE HITLER DAMMIT CUNT FOUR-EYES SHITBALLS KRAUT BAT FUCK INSANE WALRUS SHIT CAMEL FUCKER COCK WIENER HOLY DUMB FUCK PENIS INJUN VENEREAL DISEASE WIGGER FAGGOT SHIT WANKSPLAT HITLER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCK SAGGY TITS BALLS NAZI GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST FUCK COCKGOBLIN PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER DONALD RUMSFELD RECTUM RAIDER DAGO ASSHOLE FUCKTARD CLEAN DRINKING WATER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN QUEEF NIGGER MACACA EPIDIDYMIS PISS ARTIST CHRISTHUMPER FUCK PUSSYLICKER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK OFF INBRED BONG JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHOLE FUCKFACE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BOB SAGET DOODIE HEAD FLYING FUCK JIZZ DICKFACE PORCH MONKEY PECKERHEAD POTTYMOUTH PIG FUCKING JUMP! I'LL RAPE YOU ASS LICKER GANGBANG BRUSH MA TEETH DOG SHIT FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN FUCKING DICKFACE COCKGOBLIN SLOPE INCEST GOAT DICK BONER JIGGABOO COON MOTHERFUCKER JAP YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT FUCKBAG COON CRAPPY GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS COCKSUCKER WANKSPLAT BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SPUNK FUCKER TWAT PIG PENIS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITE STUDENT MOVEMENT BUTTFUCKER ARSE WETBACK NIGGER PISS ARTIST COCKSUCKER COON RAGHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK A DUCK WANK CUM SNUFF PORN BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITTY PORCUPINE'S BALLS CC PLZ BONER CHIGGER INCEST CAMEL FUCKER CUNT PISS UP MY ARSE BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHENEY DICK IN A BOX FRIG PENISBIRD MALARKY FUDGEPACKER CLEMEN ANAL SHITE BLOWJOB COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOD DAMN CLEMEN ARSE FUCKTARD ORGASM BENSON SUCKS DICKLICK FLYING FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHORE SHITTY BLISTERING BARNACLES SPIC JIZZ HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOG FUCKER ASS DAMN SCUMBAG PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT CHRISTHUMPER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKSTAIN DAMN CONDOMS TACO BITCH P'KANG DUMBASS SUCK A BIG DICK WHITE RIGHTS PISS BOOBIES CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG POLESMOKER HONKY TENTACLE RAPE PORCH MONKEY RUSTY TROMBONE BONER ORGASM JAP JACKASS SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGFUCK GOD DAMN SHITHEAD CLEMEN DAMN NEOPETS ASS BASTARD DIPSHIT CLIT NECROPHILIA POLAK YUKY DOODY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK P'KANG MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITTY BUKKAKE CHICKEN FRIES CARPET MUNCHER POOPOO TWAT FUCK PENIS FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET JUNGLE BUNNY HELLFIRE PUSSYLICKER SNUFF PORN CUNTRAG BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK MONKEY BALLS BITCH VAGINA MILF WIGGER BIGNOSE COCKSMOKER JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHOLE FUCK YOU WHORE SHITSLINGING CHOAD PISS FUCKSTAIN SEX ASSCRACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOCKIE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BALL SACK DAMN IT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FROG SLOPE FUCKHEAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PEDOPHILIA BIRD IN THE HOUSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITS & DICKS FUCK FUCKWIT GOAT DICK ASSFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FEWMETS HITLER PIECE OF SHIT ASS PISS OFF MY ASS DICKFACE CARPET MUNCHER PISSHOLE MILF WHITE RIGHTS BUTTFUCKER CLIT CUNTING ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS TWAT BLOWJOB PISS WANK DYKE CLEVELAND STEAMER WIKIPEDIA MONKEY BALLS AUTOFELLATIO WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! WOMEN'S RIGHTS FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK HOSER BASTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DUNE COON BASTARD RAT'S COCK BORDER HOPPER CLIT JERRY SHITSLINGING SEMPRINI JERK OFF O CANADA SHIT SEMEN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK KNOBJOCKEY MILF BIGNOSE FUCKING A DICK CHICKEN BUTT-HOLE FLYING FUCK INBRED SHITE CUNT PISSHOLE FUCK CUNT CRAPPER CUNT LAPPER WANK HADJI SLOPE BUTT PIRATE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES LIMEY NINTENDOGS WANK HAIL SATAN! CHING CHONG CHINK BUKKAKE DICKHEAD FUCK BUGGER HO SAND NIGGER CAMEL FUCKER BITCH JACKASS SHIT BASTARD ASSFACE WIENER RAPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HUMAN RIGHTS CUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN SHIT DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG CUNT PENIS GOD DAMN CROTCH DOUCHE SCUMBUCKET RAT'S COCK FUCKING BASTARD FUCKING BASEBALL JACKASS ASSHAT JACKASS FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK FUCK OFF NIPPLES QUEEF LOGJAMMER ASSCRACK WEHATEMARIO HELL BASTARD BOLLOCKS PISS OFF MY ASS ABO JAP POOPY KAFFIR BUTTFUCKER GRINGO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNTBUCKET SAGGY TITS BOLLOCKS NIGNOG BASTARD JENKEM SHITFACE FUCKWIT ANAL GOD DAMMIT FELCHMONKEY POTTYMOUTH DEVELOPERS! BEAVER FLYING FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING JERRY ROSIE O'DONNELL SHIT SUITCASE PENIS PUSSY BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOCCASINS GARBAGE DAY! CHIGGER DICK PENIS VAGINA WIGGER DOUCHE FUCK JOHNNY O CANADA ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER REDNECK AUTOFELLATIO CONDOMS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CLUSTERFUCK EPIDIDYMIS COCKSHITTER TIT DIRT FUCKHEAD PIG BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT VAGINA FRENCH TICKLER TIBET I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGNOG TURD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT CUNT ASSHAT SPICY CUNT FUCK MOCKIE DAMN GYPSY GOOK BORDER HOPPER WANKSPLAT CRAPFUCKER SHITCOCK WHITE RIGHTS I AM CORNHOLIO! DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKER JACKASS ANAL DIPSHIT GENITALIA DAMN ASS BEAVER BELLEND SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK BONER JAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS COMMUNIST DILDO BOON PUSSY NIHILISM DAMN IT GENITALIA ASSCRACK ASSHOLE BEAVER POTTYMOUTH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TWAT FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKFACE TIMBER NIGGER BUTT-HOLE CUNT CHALICE HELL TUBA CAPTAIN CRUNCH MONKEY BALLS WIGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANK PISS ALF SPUNK FASHION BUG TWAT CLIT SHIT GREASER WANKER BIG FOOT BULLSHIT GO HOME AND DIE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET SUCK MY DICK FUCKTARD SHIT FUCKTARD FRIG 30 CASES OF PICKLES POWERSHIT RECTUM RAIDER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSWIPE FUCKFACE BULLCRAP DIPSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS WHORE TAMPONS BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKFACE POLAK TURD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! KU KLUX KLAN MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSLINGING VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS ON A BUN BOOBS DOUCHE SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT CAMEL JOCKEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SMEG MOZILLA FIREFOX CRACKER CLUSTERFUCK TIT SPRINKLES DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD BANGKOK CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBAG DOG SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MONKEY SHIT WHORE DIPSHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PISS SHIT BASTARD BOOBIES PISS DAMMIT GOATSE NIGGER FUCK JIZZ CHOAD ASS FASCIST SHITHEAD FUCK YOU CLEMEN MONKEY SHIT TITTYWANK PRICK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SUCK MY DICK FUCK A DUCK CHINK DICKHEAD MAMA MIA CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PENISFUCK SHITPISSER VENEREAL DISEASE TOSSER SUCK A BIG DICK SHITE BITCH JENKEM SHITHEAD CUNT HITLER BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF CARPET MUNCHER COCKSUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMMIT POLACK FUCKER AMERICA ONLINE CRAP ON A STICK DAMN FUCKHEAD INCEST POWERSHIT CHICKEN SHIT NEGRO CAMEL FUCKER ASS THONG TASTER PISS OFF TITS I WILL KILL YOU! TIMBER NIGGER MILF GANGBANG DICKLICK JACKASS FLYING FUCK PUNANI HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT SHITE CLIT HEIL HITLER! DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER DIPSHIT ORGASM JACKASS SHIT BORDER HOPPER ASS ASS DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN DICK IN A BOX FUCKER TWAT WARNER MUSIC GROUP OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SEMEN EAT MY SHIT! GANGBANG GOATSE CUNTSWILLING SHIT FAG FUCK OFF FASHION BUG BUKKAKE PENISFUCK ASSCRACK COMMUNIST DILDO CARPET MUNCHER LET'S SHIT FUCK DUMBASS NAZI WANK BAT FUCK INSANE SEMEN PISS JAP HORSE SHIT P'KANG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLIT FELLATIO TITS DICKFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICKHEAD DOG FUCKER ORGASM WALRUS SHIT DAMN WANK CHIGGER DICKHEAD KIKE CHAV CONDOMS PIGFUCKER HOMO FELLATIO SHITCOCK BITCH NIPPLES DUNE COON SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLUSTERFUCK CRAPMUNCHER ASSRAPING BASTARD [Insert silly non-swear here] YOUR MOM FUCKFUCKFUCK FEATURED BIG FOOT FIST FUCK BATMAN & ROBIN CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT QUEEF WANK WANK SON OF A BITCH POLESMOKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLIT DOUCHING SCROTUM TIT DIRT I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH DOUCHEBAG BALL SACK ASS BIRD SHIT INCEST SHITE WIGGER PISS BONER LIMEY HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITCOCK FUCKING BASEBALL BRITNEY DICKHEAD DAGO DIPSHIT SHIT BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCK BITCH NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! NAZI BUTT PIRATE JIZZ EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM MICK PUSSYLICKER ANUSCAKE GRAPE PENIS CUNTSWILLING PUSSY DAMN GOAT DICK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT HELL CUNNILINGUS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SEX TITS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ANUSCAKE SHITE NIGGER PEDOPHILIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PRICK BUTT PIRATE PUNANI ASSHAT BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK ASS FAGGOT DYKE HELL CHOAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSFACE HADJI SEX TOWELHEAD PUSSY LET'S SHIT DAMN ASS LICKER CUNNILINGUS ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE FUCKBAG NIGGER MOLDY TITS ASSHOLE CHING CHONG CHINK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

SPICY CUNT FUCK BELGIUM SCROTUM Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TACO and with the DOT HEAD and his SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT of girraffes in which suck my mothers while reading about suck my mothers!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BOOBS