Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's YOU WANKER'DOUCHEBAG'JACKASS'RICK MORANIS'ARSE'PUSSY'SHITFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder SPICY CUNT FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MICK, sudden DUMBASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BORDER HOPPER or RANDY TRAVIS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MARCH OF FLAMES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PUSSY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LIMEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNTING ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JIGGABOO BALL SACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HELL utterFUCKance of socially FRITZ objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FROG'S FAT ASS television programs to address TENTACLE RAPE Tourette's syndrome.

ASSHOLE Tourette's is DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! not to be DAMN confused with CARPET MUNCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SUCK MY DICK random POLAK disorientation, culturally-TWAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLUSTERFUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TWAT language, SPIC and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSWIPE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SOD souvenir shoppes and massive YOGHURT CANNON quantities AUTOFELLATIO of ANAL DIABETES REDSKIN garbage.

Darnit.

A WANK Polite Note to the SAND NIGGER Author:

The TITS Tourette's BUGGER Research Institute was SHITFACE founded to CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF SHIT article RAGHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BEANER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JERK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LIKE FATHER LIKE SON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PAKI Tourrette's sufferers BELLEND swear. You can FUCKWIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ABO TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible JERK OFF thing.
• The main BIG FOOT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ARSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CAMEL JOCKEY knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JAP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSCRACK school for SAGGY TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKFACE sufferers to become TESTICLE CHOKE manically depressed and MOTHERFUCKER commit TAFFY suicide.
• There is no HADJI cure, and the CLIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the MONKEY'S UNCLE tics often have adverse PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PIECE OF SHIT perodol" which caused my entire NI body to go HOT GRITS numb and [Insert yet another person's name here] basically made it NIGGA! worse than MARGARET THATCHER it is without the CHIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a YOUR MOM tourette syndrome FUCKSTAIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the GENITALIA public view of Tourettes as a "SHITPISSER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSCRACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NEOPETS sorry for DOUCHEBAG "hi-jacking" your WHITE RIGHTS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TAMPONS this that really NAZI annoys me. I am working towards a HOLY DUMB FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TACO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMMIT, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIGGER time.

Best FELLATIO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CRAPPY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not KENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMN Regards to Andrew CHENEY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The ADMINS ARE GAY bastard who wrote this article. You can DYKE punch him if you BELGIUM want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMN saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my NECROPHILIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT and RAT'S ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NORTH KOREA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 STRAWBERRY ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKER HORSE! MICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MICK'S HOUSE

How CUNTRAG to ASS cure ASS the NIPPLES Tourette's JUNGLE BUNNY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKWIT for YOU WANKER Tourette's CHINK Syndrome FIST FUCK is JUNGLE BUNNY following CUNTING ASSCRACK these PISS OFF MY ASS rules GIVING HEAD in CUNTING ASSCRACK order:

• 1: Avoid GOBSHITE immature CRAP ON A STICK little HELLFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to POOPY within BITCH 10 INJUNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PIG FUCK NEGRO nor FUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell ASSCRACK yourself you PENIS ON A STICK don't DOUCHE have JAP this RAT'S ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BLOWJOB WITH NASTY CUNTBUCKET DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MICK last straw SHITTY!

I fucking put BIRD SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE WALRUS SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITS the TOP OF BLOWJOB THIS PENIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JUMPING JESUS!!! offensive. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HI, BILLY MAYS HERE people who try JACKASS SHIT to battle FOREIGN CURRENCY'VENEREAL DISEASE that tight-ass INJUN 17-year-SEMEN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKTARD it now, but someone said HELL' SHITTY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING pen0r is a laughing DOG SHIT matter. Plus there PIG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Uncyclopedia, there are SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH articles ANAL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS stuff. So POOPY that means INCEST stop getting mad at the FUCKTARD first part too and ASS talking about the TOSSER letter that it's DAMN mocking (what BUTT PIRATE letter? I don't even know what FUCKSTAIN the heck you're talking about). Adrian MONKEY SHIT hi self NIGGER even made a really CLEMEN good point. "It's SHITCUNTING nothing more ASS from a head nod to a FUCK A DUCK knee tick". LAKE TITICACA. Which I'll add PUSSY onto SHITE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FRAK suffer that PISS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FAGGOT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! be, because if I were a WHITE PEOPLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOD DAMN hilarious. If you DICKHEAD Want facts, go on FUCKBAG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMN be offended, don't read ASS the freaking 30 CASES OF PICKLES article anyway.

BORDER HOPPER TWISTY VAGINA SHITFUCKER CLEMEN MOCCASINS FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKBAG I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN FUCKING

BLUMPKIN COON SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE SOD OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITE FUCKING BASEBALL ASSHAT SHITE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WANKSPLAT BOB SAGET BAT FUCK INSANE CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY KIKE CUNTSWILLING NI ASSWIPE DICKFACE NEGRO CLEVELAND STEAMER SUCK MY COCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CRAP SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SHITE GO HOME AND DIE CUNT CRAPPER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SPICY CUNT FUCK HOSER QUEEF YOGHURT CANNON JIZZ ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT PEDOPHILIA RUSKIE SHITSLINGING NORTH KOREA WOODPECKERSHIT BONER PEEPEE SHITFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITSLIDE WIENER FLYING FUCK I WILL END YOU! SEX FELLATIO VAGINA NAZI DILDO FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF CUNT ALF CHOAD KISSER POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT DAMN FRITZ YID YOU WANKER TWISTY VAGINA ASSFACE DOG SHIT BUTTFUCKER BONER [EXPLETIVE] SOD CHENEY TAFFY SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BULLCRAP DONKEY PUNCHER 666 CUM GOBSHITE BOOBS PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHETITS VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT BRUSH MA TEETH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST INCEST YOU WANKER BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG SCROTUM BIRD SHIT DOG SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY FUCKFACE ASSWIPE PISS ASS MICK DAMN SHITFUCKER CUNT RAGHEAD SMEG O CANADA PISS ARTIST ASS BOOBIES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SCROTUM KAFFIR SUCK MY DICK FUCK TAMPONS BULLSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK YOU SCROTUM WANK INBRED PENIS ON A STICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BALLS CUNNILINGUS BIGNOSE WANK FLYING FUCK DAMMIT CUNT SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT TITS PISS ARTIST HEIL HITLER! WALRUS SHIT STEVE BALLMER BUKKAKE PENIS ON A STICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PENIS ON A STICK HO SEMEN FUCKHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JACKASS FELCHING SHITHEAD GRINGO WEHATEMARIO FRAK SHITCOCK PISS WANK COCK FUCK YOU [expletive deleted] DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU PORCH MONKEY DAMN GOOK TAIWAN MOTHERFUCKER PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BRUSH MA TEETH DICKWAD MICK MAMA MIA GOD DAMMIT CROTCH DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS SPIC FUCKING A CHUFF CUNT COCKSMOKER BASTARD HITLER GO COUNT YOUR DICK BALLS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JACKASS SHIT BUGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNNILINGUS SHITTY BASTARD CHIGGER ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS WANK DAGO PISS UP MY ARSE ASS BUTT PIRATE SCUMBAG SCROTUM SHITHEAD 666 GOD DAMMIT ASS BOB SAGET FLYING FUCK WANKER SPIC CLEVELAND STEAMER [expletive deleted] MOCCASINS BAT FUCK INSANE PRICK FUCKING JUMP! GYPSY PISS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING CHENEY MONKEY SHIT SHIT PISS OFF GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FRENCH TICKLER BUTT-HOLE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNTBUCKET ASS ADMINS ARE GAY WANK FUCKING BALLS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BITCH SEMEN HOT GRITS DOUCHEBAG BRUSH MA TEETH [Insert swear here] MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER BORDER HOPPER PUNANI CUNT SHITTY DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD GOATSE ASS TITWANK BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD SHITCOCK KITTENS HEIL HITLER! BUTT PIRATE DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER MALL SANTA WIKIPEDIA PISS OFF FUCKING JUMP! COCKGOBLIN INBRED COCK PECKERHEAD SHITFACE CLEMEN INCEST HUMAN RIGHTS MOZILLA FIREFOX JESSE McCARTNEY FELCHMONKEY CLUSTERFUCK CUNTBUCKET O CANADA EPIDIDYMIS DOUCHE COCKSUCKER TENTACLE RAPE ASSWIPE BUNG-HOLE SHIT DICKHEAD CRAP ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS LET'S SHIT GOBSHITE CUNT FUCK JAP FLYING FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD HELL BULLCRAP TAMPON IN MY ASS ARSEBADGERS SHITTY COCKSTUFFER FUCK A DUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PENIS NIPPLES SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKTARD SHITHEAD ORGASM ASS ASSCRACK BONER TWAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS EXTRA LONG PENIS HAIL SATAN! BLOWJOB FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICK CHICKEN IN SACREMENT FUCK WIENER SACRAMENTO TWAT PUNANI PENIS NICARAGUA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS KIKE NAZI WANK CUNT CRAPPER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BELGIUM REDSKIN GOOK FELLATIO BITCH NIPPLES ROSIE O'DONNELL CC PLZ GANGBANG BUTT PIRATE FUDGEPACKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER FUCKFACE ANAL NIPPLES CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MARGARET THATCHER JOHNNY CRAP ON A STICK INBRED DIRTY SANCHEZ DOM DeLUISE TITTIES BRUSH MA TEETH CHAV TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKFUCKFUCK FIST FUCK ASSHAT DICK TITS DICKFACE DICK SHIT FUCKWIT THONG TASTER SHIT HELL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WEHATEMARIO POLESMOKER COON HONKY PRICK EXTRA LONG PENIS OSTRICH MY ASS BUGFUCK RAT'S COCK BASTARD JACKASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PENISFUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER TIBETAN BUDDHISM FEWMETS DICK ARSE GYPSY SAND NIGGER SHITBALLS SHIT COCKSTUFFER POLACK NIGGER POOPOO GOAT DICK CLEMEN OLD CHRIST OF A CUM FUCK DICKFACE JOHN ELWAY DIPSHIT O KURWA! CRAPPY SPIC JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITHEAD NAZI GANGBANG DARTH VADER MOZILLA FIREFOX BIG FOOT MOCKIE SHITSLINGING BASTARD RUSKIE BLUMPKIN KIKE FELCHING JACKASS FEWMETS BLUE PENIS! ASS LICKER SHITFACE HORSE PENIS MASTURBATION WANKER NAZI SHITTY SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL MARY WHITEHOUSE TESTICLE CHOKE SON OF A BITCH ASS SHITFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKER BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO CRAPMUNCHER DEVELOPERS! POMMIE CHIGGER FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS BONER NIPPLES DOUCHING GARBAGE DAY! DAMN FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST FAGGOT BALLS HONKY CLEMEN I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MASTURBATION FUCKER CUNNILINGUS SHITSLINGING SHITE SCUMBUCKET ASSHAT TITS FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT RAGHEAD LIMEY PAKI SMEG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HAIL SATAN! I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE JACKASS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FRITZ POMMIE NI TACO ASS CUNNILINGUS SAND NIGGER WALRUS SHIT FUCKBAG ASSCRACK ASSRAPING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GENITALIA FUCKFACE SHITE MOCKIE CLEMEN GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHEBAG ASS KAFFIR FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SUCK MY DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKFACE POLESMOKER FUCKBAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS SPANK THE MONKEY SOD OFF JESSE McCARTNEY POMMIE CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF 4CHAN JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BUTTFUCKER DAMN CLIT DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PECKERHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA CAMEL FUCKER CRAP PISS ARTIST SEX TAFFY NAZI FELLATIO DIPSHIT ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY FIRECROTCH FLYING FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER [EXPLETIVE] DIPSHIT SEMEN BIRD SHIT HORSE SHIT ASSRAPING TITS RAT'S ASS PUNANI SHIT HENTAI SHIT LONGCAT IS LONG GENITALIA PIECE OF SHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BUGFUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ON CRACK ARSEBADGERS CHRISTHUMPER SHITCOCK SHITFUCKER DAMN IT CRACKER DAMMIT BASTARD PENIS FAG BASTARD CRACKER FELLATIO DOUCHEBAG CLIT COON VAGINA HELL COCK TIMBER NIGGER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HEIL HITLER! PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASSHAT FUCKER ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PENIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK QUEEF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HOSER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BONER SHITHEAD FRED PHELPS GRINGO DYKE BUGFUCK VAGINA ARSE GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FRIG GOD DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BASTARD DEVELOPERS! BITCH FUCKSTAIN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POLAK FUCKFACE POLACK DARTH VADER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK SHITTY FELLATIO HELLFUCKER SHITFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAPMUNCHER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SAGGY TITS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! [expletive deleted] SHITFACE STUB TACO SHITFACE ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE BIBLE BASHER FUCKING JOHNNY JIGGABOO JACK OFF BALL SACK CHRISTHUMPER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT PISSHOLE FUCK TOWELHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT SHITSLIDE FIRECROTCH VAGINA BASTARD POMMIE COON pen0r CHOAD KISSER ASSCRACK SEMPRINI BLUMPKIN HADJI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK BLOWJOB LIKE FATHER LIKE SON I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE RAPE BUTT PIRATE FU SPANG BULLSHIT YOUR MOM PEDOPHILIA FUCK DICKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER BUGGER OFF BITCH JERRY CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHING PUSSY DOUCHE NAZI SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD POWERSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S COCK SHITE DOUCHEBAG CUNT CRAP ON A STICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NEOPETS TWAT FUCK DOUCHE YOUR MOM FUCK FUCK YOU TWO-INCH PENIS DICKHEAD SOD OFF FUCKHEAD pen0r ASSHOLE FUCK SHITTY TUBA COCK CUNT HELL MACACA MAMA MIA SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY O KURWA! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FRED PHELPS FUCK OFF BALLS ASSHOLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHIT TITS & DICKS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JIZZ GOD DAMMIT DICK DOT HEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUGGER FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER SHITFACE PISS ARTIST FUDGEPACKER ASS INBRED NIGGER BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD ALEX TREBEK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNTRAG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT INBRED BITCH FUCKER SHIT PIG COMMUNION WAFER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POMMIE PORCH MONKEY ASSRAMMER VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSHAT CHAV SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST BONER CUNT SHITSKIN INBRED INBRED ASS TWO-INCH PENIS PIG ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH KAFFIR SUITCASE PENIS FIST FUCK ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT ANAL DILDO SCROTUM BANGKOK I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK INCEST MOSES WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? INBRED PISS OFF GO HOME AND DIE SHITE CRAPMUNCHER LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU CONAN O'BRIAN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BIRD SHIT JAP BAT FUCK INSANE INCEST DOUCHE BULLSHIT SHIT VAGINA FUCKER DAMN GYPSY ASSFACE POMMIE GOD DAMN TWAT CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON WEHATEMARIO FAGGOT SHITE HELL I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE ASSFACE CUNT ASS DOUCHE COCK DICKFACE BITCH HELL PISS OFF FUCKBAG PIECE OF SHIT ARSEBADGERS WALRUS SHIT LET'S SHIT ORGASM COCKSHITTER CUNT HELL LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUTTFUCKER DAMN CRACKER NEOPETS O CANADA DILDO WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! MICK [Insert swear here] TWAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BANGKOK WANK JUSTIN BIEBER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! REBECCA BLACK SHIT PISS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAGO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FLYING FUCK JAP BOOBIES WHORE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING ARSE TOWELHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN WETBACK I'LL RAPE YOU MOSES JAP MONKEY SHIT CARPET MUNCHER JOHNNY JACK OFF TWAT BITCH GOOK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHRISTHUMPER FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER DAMN CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ANAL DIABETES CODEINE IS A QUEER EXTRA LONG PENIS BELLEND FENCE JUMPER BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS SHITFACE PEEPEE SUITCASE PENIS CRAP CHOLERA IS FUN! FUCK OFF DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT PUSSYLICKER FELCHING BIRD SHIT COCK ORGASM JIGGABOO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SLOPE I'LL RAPE YOU SHOOP DA WHOOP FELCHMONKEY PAKI GARBAGE DAY! SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING POMMIE EXTRA LONG PENIS POLAK YOU WANKER SCROTUM INBRED BONER FUCKER HELL FUCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ASS LICKER DAMN SHIT JIZZ PRICK BASTARD GIVING HEAD DICK PENIS WANK BULLSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE INBRED DAMN DIPSHIT TITWANK BALLS FUCK BUTT PIRATE PUSSYLICKER TITS HELL PENIS CHIGGER ASS FUCKHEAD GRAPE PENIS FRIG LET'S SHIT TIMBER NIGGER DOM DeLUISE WETBACK CUNT BUTT PIRATE NINTENDOGS JAP BULLSHIT CHIGGER REDSKIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MILF JERK OFF CRAPMUNCHER BALLS TOSSER FROG'S FAT ASS ANUSCAKE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITFACE BASTARD CRAP ON A STICK PUSSY FEWMETS FAG STRAWBERRY ASS ASS BITCH MACACA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS YOGHURT CANNON SLOPE FIRECROTCH SHIT SHITBALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NORTH KOREA JENKEM NIGGER INBRED MONKEY BALLS POMMIE JACKASS ASS FASCIST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FROG FUCKTARD SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FEWMETS CROTCH EXTRA LONG PENIS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK YOU GANGBANG CUNNILINGUS ASS FUCKHEAD DICK IN A BOX BIG FOOT FUCKTARD FAGGOT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHOAD KISSER WIGGER CAMEL FUCKER ANAL BLOWJOB FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WEHATEMARIO FUCKFUCKFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I'LL RAPE YOU WANKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH BITCH DAMN IT DOT HEAD MOCKIE SEMEN WANK FUCK SUITCASE PENIS YOU WANKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS TOSSER ASS SHITTY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHIT DUMBASS SHITSLINGING FUCKING A SPUNK QUEEF BIG FOOT FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE FELCHMONKEY QUEEF HELLFIRE WIENER MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM BIRD SHIT FELCHMONKEY [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] NIGGER TITS GO HOME AND DIE DUMBASS TWAT TITTIES PAKI TITS CONDOMS DOT HEAD FUCKTARD DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK NORTH KOREA GOAT DICK FRAK ASSHOLE SLOPE HELLFUCKER DOG SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JENKEM ARSEBADGERS BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE PIECE OF SHIT ARSE FELLATIO TOWELHEAD JOY [expletive deleted] CUM BITCH CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK CUNTSWILLING COCK EXTRA LONG PENIS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITSLINGING and with the SHITHEAD and his DAMMIT of girraffes in which CRAPPY while reading about FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See POOPY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SUITCASE PENIS