Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PEEPEE'CUNT'GOOK'JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST'BALL SACK'FUCK'CHING CHONG CHINK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a I WILL KILL YOU! look at the SHAKOPEE talk page of this SHITSKIN article for notes or discussion before HELL editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder BANGKOK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WOODPECKERSHIT, sudden JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements OH SHI– or JERK OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ORGASM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BEAVER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY PUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA television programs to address EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette's syndrome.

JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's is HADJI not to be ASS confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOZILLA FIREFOX chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTY random DUMBASS disorientation, culturally-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SON OF A BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITE MARY WHITEHOUSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive PIG quantities DICK IN A BOX of ANAL DIABETES PISS ARTIST garbage.

Darnit.

A SPICY CUNT FUCK Polite Note to the DUMBASS Author:

The GOOK Tourette's DOUCHEBAG Research Institute was JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST founded to CHING CHONG CHINK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DONGSHOVER article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WOODPECKERSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING A changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SEX.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICKFACE Tourrette's sufferers SHIT LIKE A HORSE swear. You can PISS ARTIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main PUNANI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SCROTUM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee SACRAMENTO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BAD MOTHERFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKTARD school for HAIL SATAN! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSHAT sufferers to become ASSBANDIT manically depressed and SHIT commit REBECCA BLACK suicide.
• There is no SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS cure, and the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFUCKER tics often have adverse WIENER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire PISS UP MY ARSE body to go SHIT numb and CLEVELAND STEAMER basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the PISS ARTIST drug.

I am an active member of a POMMIE tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST public view of Tourettes as a "PUSSY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CROTCH sorry for BOB SAGET "hi-jacking" your WANKSPLAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD this that really CHINK annoys me. I am working towards a LHASA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WIKIPEDIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JIGGABOO, and making fun of a GO COUNT YOUR DICK horrible disorder is (not) MOTHERFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEDOPHILIA time.

Best FUCKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those FIREWALLS countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. ASSCRACK Regards to Andrew SCUMBAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The SCRATCH! GROUNDER! bastard who wrote this article. You can BENCH PRESS punch him if you GYPSY want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the OH SHI– saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my DAGO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WOODPECKERSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BOLLOCKS and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKWAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKWIT BAND WITH 4 COCKSUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS ARTIST HORSE! WOODPECKERSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WOODPECKERSHIT'S HOUSE

How ASS to COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT cure I'LL RAPE YOU the ASS Tourette's JACK ABRAMOFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COON for LET'S SHIT Tourette's DILDO Syndrome FUCKER is SHITTY following NECROPHILIA these PEDOPHILIA rules FUCK OFF in AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI order:

• 1: Avoid PISS ARTIST immature CLEVELAND STEAMER little REBECCA BLACK kids,
• 2: Count to HITLER within PENISBIRD 10 POWERSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKFACE FUCKER nor DUMBASS talk,
• 4: Tell BELLEND yourself you BOOBS don't FUCK YOU have WIGGER this BASTARD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY KRAUT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WETBACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WOODPECKERSHIT last straw WOP!

I fucking put GENITALIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOTHERFUCKER the TOP OF SOD OFF THIS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PENIS offensive. SHITHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FELLATIO people who try ORGASM to battle SHAKOPEE'BULLCRAP that tight-ass FUCKING FUCKFUCKER 17-year-NORTH KOREA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICK it now, but someone said IT'S OVER 9000!' BEAVER CRAPMUNCHER'NEGRO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NICARAGUA is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there FUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKFUCKFUCK articles POLESMOKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HIGH WAGES stuff. So CRAP ON A STICK that means INCEST stop getting mad at the BENCH PRESS first part too and STEVE BALLMER talking about the CHUFF letter that it's FRIG mocking (what NIPPLES letter? I don't even know what CAMEL JOCKEY the heck you're talking about). Adrian WIENER hi self DONGSHOVER even made a really JERK OFF good point. "It's JAP nothing more COCK from a head nod to a LONGCAT IS LONG knee tick". ASSCRACK. Which I'll add SHITSLINGING onto DAMN IT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WETBACK suffer that SCUMBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHAV it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BOLLOCKS be, because if I were a MILF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NAZI hilarious. If you CUNNILINGUS Want facts, go on MILF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING JUMP! be offended, don't read QUEEF the freaking THONG TASTER article anyway.

BASTARD DAMN CUNT BOOBIES DONKEY PUNCHER DILDO JACKASS CHALICE DAMN RICK MORANIS

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT BITCH FUCK CLEMEN FRITZ EMO BELLEND DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO WALRUS SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUKKAKE SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICK TACO DELICIOUS CAKE FELCHING SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! RAPE RAPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS [EXPLETIVE] FUCK ABO SOD GYPSY BELLEND POTTYMOUTH ASS GOD DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MICK WOP DAMN IT CUNT CRAPPER YID BIGNOSE POTTYMOUTH HOSER FUCK TITWANK YID PORCH MONKEY RAT'S COCK TAMPONS I'LL RAPE YOU FEWMETS ORGASM FUCKTARD CUM SOD HOMO PIECE OF SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! RAT'S ASS GARBAGE DAY! SHIT PISS ARTIST FELLATIO suck my mothers SHIT NIPPLES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS POMMIE FUCKFACE TUBA TAFFY DOUCHETITS SHIT GENITALIA FUCKTARD ARSE DIPSHIT BULLSHIT MALARKY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL and his DAMN of girraffes in which TIT DIRT while reading about CC PLZ!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COLGATE