Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's OH SHI–'FUCKBAG'TWAT'FUCK'FUCK'FUCKFACE'COCKSHITTER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITSLINGING neurochemical FUCK disorder SAGGY TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden CRAPMUNCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS or WANKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BELGIUM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITTY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NEGRO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RUSKIE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GREASER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TAMPON IN MY ASS utterFUCKance of socially FUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHOLE television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Tourette's is MOTHERFUCKER not to be RUSTY TROMBONE confused with HEIL HITLER! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOAT DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LIMEY random GO COUNT YOUR DICK disorientation, culturally-BAD MOTHERFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GANGBANG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, HADJI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAGO CHINK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SPIC souvenir shoppes and massive SUCK MY COCK quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES DAMN IT garbage.

Darnit.

A TOWELHEAD Polite Note to the HELL Author:

The PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Research Institute was BRUSH MA TEETH founded to AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WOP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BALLS article NIPPLES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKSTAIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKLICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FIST FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

Tourrette's sufferers POMMIE swear. You can WALRUS SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SEMPRINI TV, for always focusing on the WANK bad side of a terrible WETBACK thing.

• The main MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FRAK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee NEGRO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at D'OH school for PEDOPHILIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage REBECCA BLACK sufferers to become SHITTY manically depressed and ASSCRACK commit SHITFUCKER suicide.
• There is no SPIC cure, and the RAT'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIGGER tics often have adverse DOUCHETITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PORCUPINE'S BALLS perodol" which caused my entire GANGBANG body to go INBRED numb and CLUSTERFUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than TAMPON IN MY ASS it is without the VOTE drug.

I am an active member of a GOD DAMN tourette syndrome POWERSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POOPY the FUCKWIT public view of Tourettes as a "POKÉMON swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! sorry for DICKHEAD "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRITZ this that really SPUNK annoys me. I am working towards a WIENER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POOPY, and making fun of a WIENER horrible disorder is (not) JESSE McCARTNEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK YOU time.

Best DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. CUM Regards to Andrew TWISTY VAGINA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The O KURWA! bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNTBUCKET punch him if you TIMBER NIGGER want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RUSKIE saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICKHEAD and OSTRICH MY ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUCK COCKS IN HELL! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DIPSHIT HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How BITCH to FUCKWIT cure WOP the RAT'S ASS Tourette's CRAP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKHEAD for EMO Tourette's PISS OFF Syndrome REDNECK is RECTUM RAIDER following DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT these REDNECK rules TOWELHEAD in O CANADA order:

• 1: Avoid ASSRAPING immature CUNT little DOG SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to MASTURBATION within SUCK MY DICK 10 REBECCA BLACKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FRED PHELPS SHITTY VANITY PAGES ROCK nor BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell SHITE yourself you MAMA MIA don't WANK have GO HOME AND DIE this BITCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TWISTY VAGINA WITH NASTY SEX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TACO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw BUGFUCK!

I fucking put MALARKY' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAT'S COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOLDY TITS the TOP OF DICK THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSCRACK offensive. HOT GRITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITS people who try DICK to battle CUNTRAG'JOHN ELWAY that tight-ass DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT 17-year-ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKSTAIN it now, but someone said WANKER' MALARKY GOOK'BEAVER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TURD is a laughing WIGGER matter. Plus there DAMMIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are AUTOFELLATIO articles ASSFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RUSKIE stuff. So KAFFIR that means MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE stop getting mad at the CRAP ON A STICK first part too and SHITBALLS talking about the LIMEY letter that it's ASS mocking (what BALLS letter? I don't even know what BOOBS the heck you're talking about). Adrian SEX hi self BIRD SHIT even made a really ANAL good point. "It's BONG nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a PISSHOLE knee tick". CHIGGER. Which I'll add BOYCOTT VIACOM! onto NAZI saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HEIL HITLER! suffer that NIGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HONKY be, because if I were a FUCKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT hilarious. If you CUNTBUCKET Want facts, go on WOODPECKERSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGGER be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! article anyway.

CLUSTERFUCK RAPE BONER COLGATE MOTHERFUCKER SHIT TOWELHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCK GENITALIA

SCROTUM ORGASM ASS BUTTFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PAKI ASSWIPE FUCKTARD POTTYMOUTH OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE RAPE BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT URINE-GARGLING COCKSUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE WIGGER THONG TASTER FUCK PICKANINNY CROTCH ASSWIPE ASS POWERSHIT GOD DAMMIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN IT DAMMIT PRICK JACKASS WIKIPEDIA GOOK ASS SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT BOB SAGET DILDO LET'S SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITFUCKER ORGASM SHITTY GOOK SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOLDY TITS WHITE POWER SHITFUCKER CROTCH ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BUGFUCK FLAMEVIPER REDSKIN FUCKTARD PAKI SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSWIPE TESTICLE CHOKE TITTIES EAT MY SHIT! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TIMBER NIGGER BIRD SHIT EPIDIDYMIS FENCE JUMPER JACKASS ASSBANDIT FUCK YOU GANGBANG FUCKTARD POLACK CLIT POMMIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOLDY TITS CUNT PISSHOLE POMMIE DICKHEAD MILF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BLUMPKIN GOD BLESS AMERICA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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FUCK YOU CRAPPY DONKEY PUNCHER ANUSCAKE SHOOP DA WHOOP FUCKING BASEBALL WANK INJUN VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH AMERICA ONLINE FUCKFACE POKÉMON TITS & DICKS WIENER BUKKAKE HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ANUSCAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FEMADOM SHIT SCROTUM HAIL SATAN! FIRECROTCH NEOPETS CAMEL FUCKER CUNT NECROPHILIA CHINK JACKASS JIGGABOO CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HENTAI CHOLERA IS FUN! POOPOO CUNT FUCKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTIES JACK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH MICK YOUR MOM FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER NEOPETS TAFFY GOBSHITE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK SAGGY TITS DICKFACE CROTCH SPIC COON CLUSTERFUCK PISSHOLE THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES CHICKEN FRIES DICK CHICKEN MOCKIE BLUMPKIN PISS ASS WOP SHITE DAMN ASSHAT SHITFUCKER DEMOCRACY BITCH HORSE PENIS AUTOFELLATIO BOB SAGET PRICK TURD PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CUNT BENCH PRESS SEMEN ASSCRACK SHITTY ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JAP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST POOPY TOWELHEAD TITS & DICKS DAMN BULLSHIT DAMN IT SHIT CUNT CHOAD TITWANK MOCCASINS SMEG DICKHEAD FUCKER DIPSHIT MICK FRAK DICKHEAD RUSKIE BULLSHIT SHIT ARSE FELLATIO CLEMEN HOSER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BORDER HOPPER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTT PIRATE BITCH INBRED MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOM DeLUISE KRAUT ARSE BALLS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN TWAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER PISS OFF JACKASS HOSER TENTACLE RAPE PISS OFF TITWANK ASSCRACK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKTARD COCKGOBLIN PENIS BEANER AY-AY-AY SHITE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SHITSLINGING PIGFUCKER ASSHOLE PISS 30 CASES OF PICKLES NEGRO SHIT FUCKHEAD ORGASM FUCK SHIT SHITSKIN BASTARD KAFFIR LOLCAT CRACKER NIGNOG BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH GRUE RAPE RECTUM RAIDER DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELLATIO DOUCHING WIENER PORCH MONKEY WOODPECKERSHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POOPY KAFFIR YOU WANKER OH SHI– D'OH BASTARD BOOBIES CHOAD BEAVER SOD OFF ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNNILINGUS SHITSLINGING BUKKAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TACO ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS SHITFACE CONDOMS INBRED JACK OFF PUSSY DONKEY PUNCHER SCROTUM D'OH ANAL DIABETES DIPSHIT TURD GOD DAMMIT BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS SHITE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTT PIRATE SHIT MALARKY DAMN MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE CAMEL FUCKER PUPPIES HADJI GOD DAMN MILF JERK OFF ARSEBADGERS SOD REDNECK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKFACE PISS ARTIST COCK COCKSMOKER ALF CRAP PIG SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK HEIL HITLER! POLESMOKER CHIGGER suck my mothers POMMIE BITCH WANK CRACKER BUGGER OFF CHIGGER HUEY P. NEWTON WANK NI BLUE PENIS! CRACKER EMO FUCK FUCK BUKKAKE WANK SCUMBUCKET BUTT PIRATE PENISPENISPENIS!!! JACKASS PEARL NECKLACE SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICK CHICKEN ARSE SHITE JUNGLE BUNNY BUTTFUCKER HADJI COON DOUCHE HOT GRITS VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE TIT SPRINKLES SHITE NORTH KOREA BULLCRAP WANK SHITSLINGING CRAP BAD MOTHERFUCKER PENIS MILF HOT GRITS BRITNEY ASSHAT GO HOME AND DIE TIT SPRINKLES FRAK DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT FAGGOT ASSFACE DEVELOPERS! FUCKING TAFFY LET'S SHIT NORTH KOREA FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMN PISS OFF RAT'S ASS BRITNEY CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE NECROPHILIA DARTH VADER SAGGY TITS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK MASTURBATION PISS BOLLOCKS CUNTRAG NAZI PISS RIGHT WING FRIG VENEREAL DISEASE NIPPLES ASS BOOBIES BALLS ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS FUCK SEX BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER SHITE TIENANMEN SQUARE PEDOPHILIA LENS CRAFTERS FUCKWIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS I WILL END YOU! ASSWIPE MARGARET THATCHER COCKSHITTER CONDOMS SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN INBRED SLOPE JENKEM BONER COCKSMOKER NIGGER FUCKHEAD BUGGER PISSHOLE CUNTING ASSCRACK 666 SHITE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKING WIGGER SOD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMMIT CHINK FUCK OFF CONDOMS SEX HENTAI CUNT MONKEY SHIT CRAPFUCKER CHOAD BITCH PISS ARTIST SEX WANK ASS JACK OFF FUCKTARD DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POOPOO GREASER FUCK HADJI PUSSY BALLS TOTAL WANK MONKEY SHIT CROTCH STEVE BALLMER OH SHI– DOUCHE PUSSYLICKER GANGBANG KRAUT ORGASM CHRISTHUMPER SCUMBAG FUCKTARD BLUE PENIS! DICK SHIT WETBACK INBRED CROTCH DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING BATHING SUIT AREA ORGASM JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MONKEY SHIT SOD OFF TITS FELLATIO LIMEY TITS & DICKS BULLSHIT DAMMIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHOAD DAGO JACK ABRAMOFF MAMA MIA NAZI DICKFACE FROG DOG FUCKER FENCE JUMPER POOPY DAMN IT FUCKING BEANER FLYING FUCK LENS CRAFTERS DAMN DAMN FUCKING COCKSUCKER INBRED BUTT PIRATE DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT GOD DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX CLEMEN BIGNOSE DOUCHE NAZI DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH MOCCASINS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CONDOMS O KURWA! POMMIE BOOBS COLGATE DIPSHIT WHORE DELICIOUS CAKE DONKEY DICK TWAT WANK DEVELOPERS! DAMN CUNT COCK BLOWJOB MACACA RAINBOWS PUSSY FAGGOT BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK PUSSY BITCH TITTIES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY PISS OFF DOUCHETITS FUCKING CRAPPY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAPE PEARL NECKLACE JERK OFF MARCH OF FLAMES BASTARD COCKSMOKER ASS ASS FUCKING CHOAD WHORE PISS ARTIST BASTARD BALL SACK CROTCH POOPY KIKE DAMN FUCK YOU TITWANK PAKI CRAPFUCKER BOOBIES SHITSKIN NEGRO SOD OFF SHITFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FIST FUCK DICKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY RAINBOWS CHUCK NORRIS SAND NIGGER FUCK A DUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE suck my mothers IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AY-AY-AY SIGMUND FREUD VAGINA ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST DICK TITWANK FUCKHEAD ARSE RUSTY TROMBONE SPIC SEMEN FLYING FUCK DUNE COON WILLY WONKA FUCKWIT FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF GOOK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICKFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO INCEST GENITALIA WIKIPEDIA NIGNOG BONER LENS CRAFTERS BIRD SHIT O KURWA! PRICK PISS ARTIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWISTY VAGINA PENIS OH SHI– GOD DAMMIT SHITE TWAT DAMN ANUSCAKE JESSE McCARTNEY TACO SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITCUNTING SAMUEL L. JACKSON SON OF A BITCH PUNANI BLOWJOB FLYING FUCK SHITTY DICK BITCH FAG CHENEY BASTARD BUGGER DAMNATION JIZZ FUCK CUNT FEMADOM MOZILLA FIREFOX TOSSER ASSFACE ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER PRICK TITMOUSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MALARKY BELLEND BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD CRACKER TRANNY DAMN SHIT ASSHAT ASS FUCK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIENER POOPY FUCKWIT DOT HEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WANK BOOBS PISSHOLE CUNT FELLATIO BEAVER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP VENEREAL DISEASE ASS FROG'S FAT ASS SHITTY POLAK JIZZ PEARL NECKLACE CUNT SHITFACE SEX PISS OFF BITCH OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBS NORTH KOREA BRITNEY GOOK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN BOOBIES KIKE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HELL SHITFACE CHRISTHUMPER BASTARD POLESMOKER BOLLOCKS COCKSUCKER HELL GANGBANG HAIL SATAN! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MILF and with the YOU WANKER and his SHITFACE of girraffes in which SHITFACE while reading about ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See REDNECK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JESSE McCARTNEY