Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITFUCKER'BASTARD'POOPOO'PRICK'SHITBALLS'PORCUPINE'S BALLS'DAMMIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CONDOMS neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNTING ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNTBUCKET, sudden MUGABE HAS AIDS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMMIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MONKEY'S UNCLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKSHITTER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WETBACK SHITCOCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FLYING FUCK utterFUCKance of socially JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SON OF A BITCH television programs to address RAT'S ASS Tourette's syndrome.

WIENER Tourette's is LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS not to be DAMN confused with DOUCHEBAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JIZZ random DICKLICK disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ORGASM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTTFUCKER language, BUKKAKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOB SAGET souvenir shoppes and massive TITS quantities NAZI of ANAL DIABETES JERK OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFACE Polite Note to the JAP Author:

The WIENER Tourette's HADJI Research Institute was DUMBASS founded to SHITTY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JERK OFF article BULLSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or OSTRICH MY ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS Tourrette's sufferers PISSHOLE swear. You can DIPSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TV, for always focusing on the CUNTRAG bad side of a terrible DUMBASS thing.
• The main MONKEY BALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JAP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SEX knee TENTACLE RAPE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITCOCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCK school for POLESMOKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITTY sufferers to become LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD manically depressed and ASSHAT commit DUNE COON suicide.
• There is no CRAPMUNCHER cure, and the EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACKASS tics often have adverse DONALD RUMSFELD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOOBS perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go PIGFUCKER numb and FUCKING basically made it NIGGA! worse than POOPY it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a SOD OFF tourette syndrome MOZILLA FIREFOX association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating KNOBJOCKEY the SHITHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "VAGINA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ARSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FREEDOM OF SPEECH sorry for POMMIE "hi-jacking" your FUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SEMEN this that really SPIC annoys me. I am working towards a YOUR MOM better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be AMERICA ONLINE, and making fun of a BUTTFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FIST FUCK time.

Best TITWANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. JIGGABOO Regards to Andrew BULLSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The GOD DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS punch him if you PORCH MONKEY want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my GOAT DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNTBUCKET Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOUCHEBAG and SHITHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKER BAND WITH 4 TITTIES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BLUE PENIS! HORSE! CUNTBUCKET IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNTBUCKET'S HOUSE

How RAT'S COCK to SHUT UP, MEG! cure POOPY the GANGBANG Tourette's I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOUGHNUT PUNCHER for PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! Tourette's QUEEF Syndrome FUCKING is PEEPEE following YOU SUCK BALLS these SLOPE rules BASTARD in RAT'S COCK order:

• 1: Avoid KNOBJOCKEY immature FUCKING little SCUMBAG kids,
• 2: Count to FELCHMONKEY within NECROPHILIA 10 TIBETseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ANAL PENIS ON A STICK BITCH nor FUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell NIPPLES yourself you DAMMIT don't SHIT have RICK MORANIS this FUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WITH NASTY CUNT CRAPPER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BLUMPKIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNTBUCKET last straw FELLATIO!

I fucking put LIMEY' my comment at the TOP OF THE HORSE PENIS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMMIT the TOP OF LOGJAMMER THIS DIRTY SANCHEZ ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GRINGO people who try CAPTAIN CRUNCH to battle SHIT'BALL SACK that tight-ass TWAT 17-year-CROTCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BULLCRAP it now, but someone said SCROTUM' CRAPFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GRIS is a laughing MOTHERFUCKER matter. Plus there REDSKIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FLYING FUCK stuff. So SHITHEAD that means SEMPRINI stop getting mad at the FUCK OFF first part too and BITCH talking about the PIECE OF SHIT letter that it's PISS OFF MY ASS mocking (what TAMPON IN MY ASS letter? I don't even know what IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCK hi self DAMN even made a really I RAPE WALRUSES! good point. "It's WANK nothing more CUM from a head nod to a DIPSHIT knee tick". DOG SHIT. Which I'll add ORGASM onto BATHING SUIT AREA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't INBRED suffer that SHITBALLS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITSLINGING be, because if I were a PISS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOMO hilarious. If you ASSHAT Want facts, go on SOD OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WIKIPEDIA be offended, don't read CLEMEN the freaking FUCKING article anyway.

WOODPECKERSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK MARGARET THATCHER SHITFACE YOU WANKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INBRED LOGJAMMER BOOBIES

JIGGABOO DOG SHIT JACKASS JERRY I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KAFFIR SUITCASE PENIS DAMN SHITE FUCKWIT BITCH FUCK FUCKTARD BUGGER CRAP DARTH VADER TOTAL COCK MONKEY SHIT CUNT TACO NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POMMIE CUNT FRENCH TICKLER ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON TIMBER NIGGER YOU WANKER SHITBALLS BOYCOTT VIACOM! AY-AY-AY FUCKBAG DICKLICK LOGJAMMER VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD HELLFIRE TOSSER BUNG-HOLE GRINGO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT FUCK 4CHAN SHIT SHITBALLS COCKSMOKER PENIS SON OF A BITCH WANKER DOG SHIT COCKSMOKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FLYING FUCK FUCKING BITCH NEGRO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FRITZ CUM JACKASS LIMEY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HELL WANK MONKEY BALLS RAT'S COCK BRITNEY HOSER BOON BITCH JOHNNY NAZI COCKGOBLIN GOAT DICK FUCK OFF JOHNNY PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKWIT FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FAGGOT SCROTUM FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NECROPHILIA RUSTY TROMBONE CHOAD FUCKING GYPSY PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PUSSY BOON TURD CHRISTIANITY GOBSHITE NINTENDOGS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUGGER OFF GO HOME AND DIE SEX DUMBASS FUCKFUCKFUCK suck my mothers SHIT SHITFUCKER FELLATIO MOZILLA FIREFOX HUEY P. NEWTON CAMEL FUCKER NIPPLES FUCK INCEST JESSE McCARTNEY SPUNK NIGGER FUCKFACE GOATSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HORSE SHIT BASTARD POMMIE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKSTAIN TURD CUNT CHAV GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH [expletive deleted] SHITFACE PUSSY BASTARD PISS DICK GOD DAMN YOU WANKER JAP DOUCHING DOG FUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTTFUCKER FUCKING PUSSY SEX JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BEAVER FUCKSTAIN LUV WOP JIZZ PENIS ON A STICK FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHRISTHUMPER FROG'S FAT ASS CHIGGER VAGINA FAGGOT BIBLE BASHER DONKEY PUNCHER SOD OFF DYKE SEX FUCKING BITCH BITCH FUCKFACE CC PLZ SHIT JOHN ELWAY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOCCASINS ASSHOLE ASSFACE SUCK MY COCK DOUCHE NAZI SHITTY TIT SPRINKLES SPUNK WANK PUSSY BITCH BASTARD COON SUITCASE PENIS HENTAI DICKLICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GANGBANG WHITE POWER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HONKY FUCK A DUCK FUCKHEAD VAGINA FUCK FRIG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FEWMETS BITCH RAGHEAD ASSRAPING BAT FUCK INSANE NORTH KOREA FUCKING SOD OH SHI– ASS PUSSY JIGGABOO PEEPEE TRANNY BAT FUCK INSANE SHITFACE FUCKWIT ARSE KAFFIR BEAVER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICKFACE COCKSUCKER TOSSER HELL FUCKWIT MOLDY TITS KAFFIR LET'S SHIT SUCK MY DICK FUCK FUCKING A RIGHTS GOD DAMN FUCKWIT ASS MOTHERFUCKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIPPLES CHOAD BULLSHIT CLIT AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD FUCKTARD WIENER HELL SACRAMENTO OSTRICH MY ASS TAFFY CHOAD COON BIRD SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK [EXPLETIVE] DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHE CUNNILINGUS SHITSLINGING FUCKING A DICK BENCH PRESS CUNT CUNT DOM DeLUISE DICKLICK WANK PUSSY DILDO SHIT HELLFUCKER JERK OFF ASS SHITSKIN COCKGOBLIN DUMBASS ASSHOLE PUSSY VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS FASCIST CUNTBUCKET CUNT LAPPER SAGGY TITS DOUCHE HORSE PENIS RECTUM RAIDER AMERICA ONLINE BOOBS FASHION BUG PUNANI TAMPON IN MY ASS FELCHING FLYING FUCK HELL REDSKIN BALL SACK DAMN CHOAD KISSER ANUSCAKE FROG'S FAT ASS DICKLICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITTY CRAPFUCKER CHINK LENS CRAFTERS TRANNY NIGGER TITS ASSFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS FRENCH TICKLER SHITCOCK YID HOMO HELLFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK DICKFACE ASSCRACK HELL FUCKING BITCH TOWELHEAD WIKIPEDIA PAKI TWAT PAKI ASSHOLE SCUMBAG TOSSER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITSLINGING PUNANI BALL SACK FELLATIO REDNECK WIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS LICKER GENITALIA CHICKEN SHIT FRIG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE WANK CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK DUMBASS BUTT-HEAD TRANNY BELGIUM THONG TASTER INBRED RAPE DAMN DICKHEAD BEAVER INDIA HAS NUKES DICKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE FELCHMONKEY MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK A DUCK FUCK WANKER INBRED FLYING RAT'S ASS PROXY SITES DICKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING SHITCOCK DAMN WHITE RIGHTS TAMPONS STEVE BALLMER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GRINGO BUTT-HEAD ASSHOLE PICKANINNY SHITPISSER SHIT SEMEN CUNT FUCKTARD ASS FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE SHAKOPEE CHICKEN SHIT SNUFF PORN BASTARD CUM FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK TAMPONS SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN POTTYMOUTH FUCKING A BOOBS CLUSTERFUCK THONG TASTER BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT BALL SACK GOD DAMN URINE-GARGLING RAPE RANDY TRAVIS PENISPENISPENIS!!! WALRUS SHIT SUCK MY DICK HELL SOD CRAPPY FUCK OFF DOT HEAD BIGNOSE CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU BLESSED DAMN SAINT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BLOWJOB PEDOPHILIA BALL SACK CUNT CRAPPER ASSFACE CHOAD INBRED MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT DOG FUCKER CUNNILINGUS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH suck my mothers 666 FUCK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG DAMN FUCKHEAD MALL SANTA SEX JACKASS SHIT DOG FUCKER COCKSTUFFER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DILDO PISS OFF SHIT SHITTY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! COON PISS SLOPE SUITCASE PENIS NIGGER CLEMEN SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD CONDOMS GO COUNT YOUR DICK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT SHITE DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HELLFIRE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS PRICK ASSFACE RAT'S COCK DOM DeLUISE ASS ORGASM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BEAVER COCKSHITTER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING A CLEMEN FUCK WANKER ASSHOLE CUNT NAZI RAPE BITCH HELL CRAPPY SACRED SAGGY TITS FUCK DOUCHING LENS CRAFTERS YUKY DOODY LENS CRAFTERS FUCKING A SHITBALLS JACKASS SHIT LENS CRAFTERS ASSHOLE HELL ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS KIDDY FIDDLER ASS PENIS JACK OFF YOU WANKER CUNT TITMOUSE ALF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT BOB SAGET THIS IS A RARE SWEAR MONKEY SHIT JOHNNY SCROTUM DAMMIT PRICK SHITHEAD CUM DAMN PORCH MONKEY HADJI CHENEY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITCUNTING ASSWIPE WIGGER FUCK I WILL END YOU! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITBALLS DICKFACE WANK SPANK THE MONKEY INJUN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CROTCH FIST FUCK WOP JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER REDSKIN BIRD SHIT DUNE COON MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICK SHITFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY YOU WANKER NIGGER DOUCHE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOZILLA FIREFOX INBRED PEDOPHILIA WHORE WANK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNT YID I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH MASTURBATION YUKY DOODY DAMN CUNTSWILLING WIGGER CECIL JOHN RHODES AMERICA ONLINE NICARAGUA EMO SHITSLINGING JACKASS SHIT SCUMBAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHOAD JACKASS SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO URINE-GARGLING MALARKY FUCK NEGRO WIENER ASSHOLE CONDOMS NORTH KOREA CLIT DAGO PIECE OF SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TWAT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKER FAGGOT CUNNILINGUS ASS TESTICLE CHOKE ASS HELL MALARKY PISS NIGGER FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH CUNTRAG DAMN IT DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK DOG SHIT DICKHEAD BLUMPKIN SEMEN PUSSY HUEY P. NEWTON WIENER CHICKEN SHIT MOCKIE DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER SPUNK FUCKFUCKFUCK SHIT ARSE FUCKWIT TWISTY VAGINA SEMEN FUCKFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SON OF A BITCH TITS & DICKS NEGRO FUCK JACK OFF TWO-INCH PENIS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INBRED DICK FUCK YOU DAMN WANK GOD DAMN CHIGGER JERK OFF FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BASTARD FUCKING PISS ARTIST HELL BUGGER OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE FOUR-EYES ASSFACE KAFFIR CUNT DAMMIT CHOAD KISSER CHUCK NORRIS BORDER HOPPER TAFFY BITCH SPUNK CUM 30 CASES OF PICKLES BENCH PRESS INBRED BITCH OH SHI– MOCCASINS BONER GRINGO SOD ASSRAPING ASSCRACK FUCKING A SHITFACE AY-AY-AY SHITSLINGING DOG SHIT GREASER EMO ASS FLYING FUCK PORCH MONKEY BONER RAT'S COCK FRIG CUNT WHORE FUCK SHITCOCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BASTARD ASS SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SOD COCKSUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BEANER CHINK TITWANK GINGERBREAD PISS ARTIST SHIT SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT ASSHOLE ASSRAPING MALL SANTA MASTURBATION PISS OFF MY ASS TITS & DICKS BUKKAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ FREE ELECTIONS SHIT BOB SAGET BALLS DICK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK FUCK THONG TASTER TIT SPRINKLES PISS ARTIST SOD OFF FUCKTARD BONG CUNT FUCKSTAIN WINDOWS VISTA SOD OFF VANDAL WETBACK FUCKING A WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET CHOAD CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GYPSY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! BOOBIES BELLEND HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE INBRED TITTYWANK WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS CLIT DAMN IT SHITCOCK SHITTY SCROTUM PUNANI FUCKSTAIN ORGASM SPICY CUNT FUCK BASTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITFUCKER WANK DIPSHIT CHINK BITCH NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER PUSSYLICKER DICKFACE RAPE FUCK YOU JACKASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DUMBASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAGHEAD GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS POLAK AUTOFELLATIO WINDOWS VISTA PISS WANK FROG'S FAT ASS BEAVER JAP DAMNATION FUCKHEAD BOOBIES ASSCRACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKFACE GOAT DICK PISSHOLE WANKSPLAT BALLS ABO BULLSHIT RAPE HATE HATE HAT DARTH VADER ASSWIPE FUCK FUCK WILLY WONKA FUCKER CRAPFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FEATURED ARSE HEIL HITLER! SHITHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANKER DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER GANGBANG DAMN NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN DAMN MACACA DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT CHOAD FUCKHEAD PIG GOOK BONER MACACA ASSHAT SHIT BLUMPKIN 30 CASES OF PICKLES POOPOO JAP SON OF A BITCH ASS LICKER BOOBS FUCKING A DAMN IT BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN BULLSHIT HELL BIRD SHIT DOUCHETITS BUGGER CUNTSWILLING DOG SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUKKAKE PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK GOOK DAMN MALARKY ASSFACE CHAV JIGGABOO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING TOSSER DYKE WHITE RIGHTS COCK YOGHURT CANNON DAMN JIZZ RAPE NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER ARSEBADGERS TRANNY TITS & DICKS CRAP GO HOME AND DIE EMO JESSE McCARTNEY TOSSER NECROPHILIA BULLSHIT CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER MASTURBATION BULLSHIT AY-AY-AY SHITHEAD INCEST MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL GOD DAMN FUCKWIT NEGRO HONKY ASS LIMEY SEMEN OPINION SHITE DONGSHOVER FUCK BEAVER LOGJAMMER ALEX TREBEK GRAPE PENIS WIENER HELL PISSHOLE PIG PEEPEE PRICK DICK CHICKEN CHOAD BIG FOOT DICK IN A BOX PISS ARTIST COON BASTARD EARS OF CHRIST YOUR MOM NIHILISM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN SHAKOPEE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITSLINGING FAG PISS ARTIST JUNGLE BUNNY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSFACE BASTARD SHIT DICKLICK CUNT I LIKE SCHOOL SAND NIGGER MONKEY SHIT GYPSY FUCKING JUMP! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKING MONKEY BALLS FUCKSTAIN SHITE SHITHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS TURD FLYING FUCK HELL REDNECK OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN RUSKIE PENISFUCK SON OF A BITCH BASTARD MOCKIE NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NIPPLES HONKY NAZI FEMADOM DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER DYKE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TITMOUSE NAZI WANKER INCEST MONKEY'S UNCLE CRAPPY CHOAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD SEX JACKASS VAGINA DICK CHICKEN FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SON OF A BITCH BASTARD TITS & DICKS DILDO SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST [expletive deleted] DONALD RUMSFELD ROSIE O'DONNELL GOAT DICK SHITE YOUR MOM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! ASSFACE CAMEL FUCKER RAGHEAD FELCHMONKEY BITCH LET'S SHIT INCEST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! INJUN BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE CHINK SHITSKIN ASSFACE FUCKING PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK DOG FUCKER CUNT FRIG FRAK ASSFACE FUCKER INBRED HELLFIRE CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSFACE DIPSHIT GREASER MOZILLA FIREFOX BAT FUCK INSANE NIGGER BITCH KAFFIR CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHENEY SHIT OLD CHRIST OF A KRAUT JACK OFF BEAVER FUCK ASSHAT COCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSFACE FRITZ TITMOUSE TURD PEARL NECKLACE JACK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK ANAL DIABETES TURD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SEMEN and with the JENKEM and his DIPSHIT of girraffes in which BUKKAKE while reading about CRAPMUNCHER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GIVING HEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• VAGINA