Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK YOU'MOTHERFUCKER'BELLEND'SPICY CUNT FUCK'POMMIE'POLAK'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder DOG SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK YOU, sudden INCEST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCK or TOWELHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ARSEBADGERS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SUCK A BIG DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRAP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS ARTIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUITCASE PENIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTRAG ORGASM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HENTAI utterFUCKance of socially SEX objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT television programs to address COCKSMOKER Tourette's syndrome.

PUSSY Tourette's is JACK ABRAMOFF not to be SUCK COCKS IN HELL! confused with CHOAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random WIGGER disorientation, culturally-NIGNOG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAT'S COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PRICK language, GO HOME AND DIE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JAP souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKER quantities COON of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A CHICKEN SHIT Polite Note to the FUCKING A Author:

The CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's MACACA Research Institute was INJUN founded to [expletive deleted].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MICK article LIMEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FRENCH TICKLER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JAP Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GOBSHITE Tourrette's sufferers YOUR MOM swear. You can FUCK YOU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRIG TV, for always focusing on the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE thing.
• The main FUCKWIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TITTYWANK knee GO HOME AND DIE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SCROTUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR school for FRIG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage D'OH sufferers to become DAMN IT manically depressed and FELLATIO commit MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
• There is no SHIT cure, and the BOOBS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse SUCK MY DICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna O CANADA perodol" which caused my entire HELL body to go CUNTBUCKET numb and DAMNED TABERNACLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BAT FUCK INSANE it is without the COCKSMOKER drug.

I am an active member of a FELLATIO tourette syndrome BEAVER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA the GYPSY public view of Tourettes as a "BUGGER OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WETBACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for CROTCH "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a FLYING FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMMIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LET'S SHIT, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) ASSRAPING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GYPSY time.

Best ABO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “REDSKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. SHITFACE Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The MY ANUS IS BLEEDING bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING punch him if you I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN IT saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FLYING FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK YOU Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLEVELAND STEAMER and ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSHAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS BAND WITH 4 CONDOMS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A QUEEF HORSE! FUCK YOU IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK YOU'S HOUSE

How CAMEL JOCKEY to TITTIES cure GIVING HEAD the TESTICLE CHOKE Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette's ARSE Syndrome IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK is ASSWIPE following FUCKSTAIN these DUMBASS rules NIGGER in YID order:

• 1: Avoid ROSIE O'DONNELL immature SHITFUCKER little WANKSPLAT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK OFF within AY-AY-AY 10 FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN GOD DAMMIT PUNANI nor YOGHURT CANNON talk,
• 4: Tell TESTICLE CHOKE yourself you WANKER don't FUCKING FUCKFUCKER have JUNGLE BUNNY this BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS WITH NASTY DOUCHING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK YOU last straw CONDOMS!

I fucking put ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SEX PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WOODPECKERSHIT the TOP OF RAPE THIS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be POOPY offensive. GYPSY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT people who try BALLS to battle MOTHERFUCKER'HO that tight-ass FOUR-EYES 17-year-YOU WANKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BITCH it now, but someone said LICK PUSSY ' CHIGGER WANK'MASTURBATION on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOCCASINS is a laughing BIGNOSE matter. Plus there CLUSTERFUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHE articles NIGGER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So SHAKOPEE that means PENISFUCK stop getting mad at the NECROPHILIA first part too and REDNECK talking about the NIGGER letter that it's BUGGER mocking (what CHIGGER letter? I don't even know what I'LL RAPE YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian BANGKOK hi self NECROPHILIA even made a really ASSCRACK good point. "It's CRAP ON A STICK nothing more WALRUS SHIT from a head nod to a JOHNNY knee tick". DOG FUCKER. Which I'll add WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? onto DAMMIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITCUNTING suffer that INBRED much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HENTAI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKER be, because if I were a [expletive deleted] Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you BORDER HOPPER Want facts, go on SHITTY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HOMO be offended, don't read FUCKING the freaking ASSHAT article anyway.

PRICK GIVING HEAD FUDGEPACKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK JAP COCK TIT SPRINKLES CONDOMS

CRAPFUCKER BITCH NEGRO FUCK P'KANG TITWANK WIENER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TOSSER SHITSLINGING HORSE SHIT INCEST FUCK OFF DAMN TURD FUCK CRAP DIPSHIT YOU WANKER CHINK KIKE WANK SHUT UP, MEG! ARSE CLIT WIENER BITCH COCKGOBLIN CUNTING ASSCRACK RAPE CHIGGER YOGHURT CANNON BOOBS BASTARD PISS SEX DICK IN A BOX PUNANI PEEPEE RAT'S ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! SCROTUM GOD DAMN COCKSHITTER MICK PISS ARTIST DOUCHE DOG FUCKER SLOPE SHITCOCK SEX POLACK ANAL FUCKFACE JOHNNY MARGARET THATCHER PEEPEE DAMN GOD DAMN KRAUT CUNTRAG TITWANK HELL SHITCOCK SHITTY DAMMIT FUCKTARD BOOBS FUCKWIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUKKAKE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD GOAT DICK HELL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHIT FENCE JUMPER CUNT FLYING FUCK BASTARD GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT DICKHEAD FUCK DICK TITS SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PRICK SHITTY MINORITIES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PUNANI BASTARD SHITFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER POMMIE SHITHEAD JERK OFF DICKLICK BUTT PIRATE POMMIE WANK FUCKFACE BULLSHIT BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMMIT KAFFIR SHITSLIDE FRED PHELPS WIENER SUITCASE PENIS JIGGABOO GOD DAMMIT CUNTRAG FUCK SHITE PISSHOLE FUCKWIT SHITFACE BENSON SUCKS TWO-INCH PENIS NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DYKE DAMMIT PUSSY DICKFACE I WILL KILL YOU! YOU WANKER COCK BASTARD TWAT ASSHOLE I WILL KILL YOU! OLD CHRIST OF A CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS CHOAD BASTARD SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA HELL DICKWAD SON OF A BITCH SHIT TITTIES PISS OFF THONG TASTER SHITFACE ARSE JERK OFF YOGHURT CANNON DICK IN A BOX SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM YOUR MOM I'LL RAPE YOU SPRINKLES FUCK YOU ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP INBRED OH SHI– WANKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUGFUCK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT HELL HOMO YOU WANKER BELLEND SCROTUM IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU INBRED DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSHAT CRAPFUCKER FUCK O CANADA BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER DILDO YUKY DOODY BALLS PENIS ASSHAT NIGGER SHIT MONKEY SHIT CUNTBUCKET RAT'S COCK BASTARD ASSCRACK CHICKEN SHIT FROG QUEEF TACO HELL TWAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CLEMEN DICK CHICKEN SIGMUND FREUD BALLS SHITE JACKASS LENS CRAFTERS SAMUEL L. 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NEWTON SHIT LIKE A HORSE RECTUM RAIDER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CC PLZ TACO BUTT PIRATE KRAUT TAMPONS FENCE JUMPER BASTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN RAGHEAD TAMPONS FUCKHEAD DAMN IT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS AAAAAAAAA! ALEX TREBEK CAMEL FUCKER FIRECROTCH DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNT DICKLICK TIT SPRINKLES DOUCHE POTTYMOUTH POLAK WIENER [EXPLETIVE] GRINGO HELL ORGASM [Insert silly non-swear here] QUEEF DICKFACE PISS OFF NIGGER TITS SHITE ASSCRACK ASSFACE CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE DAMNATION PUSSY BULLSHIT DUNE COON CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER FUCKER FAGGOT WETBACK SCROTUM POLESMOKER DICKFACE SHITFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS JOHN ELWAY SCROTUM LET'S SHIT SHITE DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DEVELOPERS! CUNTSWILLING FUCK NECROPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK JERK OFF BLOWJOB BUTT PIRATE WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHOAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL HOMO BANGKOK COLGATE EMO DONGSHOVER FUCK A DUCK ASSHAT SIGMUND FREUD JERK OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE FROG SHITE SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSEBADGERS DAMN TENTACLE RAPE DOUCHING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK RAPE HADJI SEX CUNTYMINTS AUTOFELLATIO JACK OFF PENIS ON A STICK MONKEY SHIT WANK PENIS FLYING FUCK SHITE JACK OFF ASSFACE YUKY DOODY CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE FUCKTARD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BLUE PENIS! AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS ASSBANDIT INBRED ARSE FUCKING A BUNG-HOLE FRIG BANGKOK FUCKING A WIENER DIRTY SANCHEZ ALF COCKSTUFFER BENSON SUCKS SPIC SEX PIECE OF SHIT ORGASM RAT'S COCK SOD CLEVELAND STEAMER DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL FELCHING FELLATIO SCUMBAG SHITHEAD CHOAD SHITBALLS JERK OFF NAZI CLEMEN PENISBIRD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WETBACK WANKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT VAGINA RAT'S ASS BONER PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD FIST FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOM DeLUISE BELGIUM RICK MORANIS CROTCH BLISTERING BARNACLES REBECCA BLACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCK FUCKTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING DOUCHETITS ASSHOLE HELL LAKE TITICACA PENIS ON A STICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER CC PLZ NIGNOG ASSHAT FUCKHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS FASCIST SHIT NIGNOG FELLATIO SCROTUM KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH SHIT CUNT HO FELCHING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SUITCASE PENIS FUCK CRAPPY SCROTUM RECTUM RAIDER ASS FASCIST CLIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JAP EAT MY SHIT! MOCKIE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CROTCH WIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOBSHITE BATHING SUIT AREA JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JACK ABRAMOFF NIGGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BIG FOOT SHIT CUNNILINGUS WIGGER TRANNY JOHNNY CHAV BUTTFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT GANGBANG RAPE DAMN DICKHEAD FUCK RAGHEAD PISS ARTIST SPUNK YUKY DOODY FUCKING FUCKWIT CUM DONKEY PUNCHER TITS DARTH VADER RAT'S ASS JOHNNY YOU WANKER FUCK CROTCH CRACKER RIVER CRABS SUCK CHUFF STEVE BALLMER BLOWJOB RAT'S ASS DOUCHING FUCKER BELGIUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER CC PLZ BALLS FUCKSTAIN BALLS FUCK NUGGET RADIO FREE LUNCH INBRED HELL COCK DOM DeLUISE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CRAP CUNT CUNTRAG BALL SACK AUTOFELLATIO BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING BULLCRAP FUCKFACE SHITTY ARSE FELCHMONKEY DAMMIT WANK BALLS ASS JIGGABOO ASSHOLE JELLY BEANS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FRENCH TICKLER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICKHEAD DOT HEAD BONER PISS ARTIST NAZI FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKING A CUNT PEEPEE KAFFIR COCK PORCH MONKEY BUGFUCK DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE DAMN CUNT BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER HORSE PENIS FLYING FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY DICKWAD DOUCHE NAZI TWAT DICKHEAD ASS GOOK POLESMOKER CUNT CHINK PISS DAMNATION BUTT PIRATE SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD CUNT SHIT HELL SHITSLIDE BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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PHELPS DAMMIT SHIT ASS FUCK KAFFIR WOP I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! LAKE TITICACA SPANK THE MONKEY JUSTIN BIEBER GANGBANG NAZI BOOBS RAPE FUCKING A DICKLICK DONALD RUMSFELD NIPPLES FAG HOLY DUMB FUCK FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES DOT HEAD POMMIE ARSE PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCKGOBLIN GOD DAMN ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TURD HEIL HITLER! FELCHING SHUT UP, MEG! BASTARD HOSER FUCK WALRUS SHIT BUGFUCK PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT YOU WANKER RAPE CRAPFUCKER YOU WANKER SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY BIGNOSE BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK PAKI CLEMEN ARSE NICARAGUA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCKSUCKER DICKFACE POOPY RAT'S ASS JACKASS CUM MACACA ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSHOLE WEHATEMARIO COCKSHITTER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! QUEEF BUGGER FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD INCEST BALL SACK BIRD SHIT HITLER DICKHEAD ARSE ORANGE TURTLE TITWANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES ASS LICKER WANK FUCK COCK YOU WANKER SHITE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANKSPLAT FLAMING ASS BADGER RAPE FUCK OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELLFIRE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! POMMIE BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT ASSRAPING BATHING SUIT AREA DAMMIT ANAL LOLCAT SHITTY SUGARTITS SCUMBAG [expletive deleted] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER suck my mothers PISS OFF MY ASS YOU WOP INBRED COCK MACACA PRICK ASSFACE BIGNOSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS ARTIST ASSBANDIT PISS OFF NIGGER TITS YID PISS OFF FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITCUNTING RAT'S COCK AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD BUTT PIRATE SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFUCKER DICK TWAT FUCK YOU Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT PAKI CUM SHITHEAD SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOODIE HEAD GOD DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA FRITZ SHITCUNTING BUGGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT SCROTUM ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS SHITFACE HONKY ASSHOLE JAP MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITSLINGING LET'S SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT TWISTY VAGINA SHITCOCK JAP FRAK HORSE SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSFACE and with the WOP and his DICK of girraffes in which HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS while reading about HOMO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COCK