Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSWIPE'BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'SEMEN'SHITCOCK'SHITTY'I WILL END YOU!'BUTT PIRATE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a COCK look at the ASSHAT talk page of this DYKE article for notes or discussion before BIRD SHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or EXTRA LONG PENIS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements [EXPLETIVE] or NAZI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BAD MOTHERFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITS & DICKS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BATHING SUIT AREA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHOAD KISSER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat AY-AY-AY PIECE OF SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS utterFUCKance of socially EPIDIDYMIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKING television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

PEEPEE Tourette's is ASSHOLE not to be BOLLOCKS confused with I'LL RAPE YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PENIS random MOCCASINS disorientation, culturally-COCKSHITTER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NI language, BIGNOSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JAP COMMUNIST DILDO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities BUGGER of ANAL DIABETES DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A BIRD SHIT Polite Note to the BUGGER Author:

The JERK OFF Tourette's TITWANK Research Institute was SON OF A BITCH founded to FUCKING JUMP!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BONER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITMOUSE article FUCK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JOHN ELWAY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LET'S SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance REBECCA BLACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourrette's sufferers CUNTBUCKET swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HENTAI TV, for always focusing on the DICKFACE bad side of a terrible I'LL RAPE YOU thing.
• The main PIECE OF SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INCEST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JENKEM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TITWANK knee BIG FOOT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JUMPING JESUS!!! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BULLSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RECTUM RAIDER school for TURD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PORCUPINE'S BALLS sufferers to become ASSFACE manically depressed and FENCE JUMPER commit FUCKER suicide.
• There is no CUNTYMINTS cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the MACACA tics often have adverse FUCKWIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BELLEND perodol" which caused my entire SHITSLINGING body to go NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES numb and ANAL basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLEMEN it is without the PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM drug.

I am an active member of a MONKEY SHIT tourette syndrome NIGNOG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHOLE the CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKWIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FROG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHENEY sorry for SHITTY "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKSTAIN this that really SHITE annoys me. I am working towards a BEAVER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FELCHING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITTY, and making fun of a SHITTY horrible disorder is (not) CHINA IS CAPITALIST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEDOPHILIA time.

Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Regards to Andrew BLOWJOB Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The CHRISTHUMPER bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHING punch him if you SHUT UP, MEG! want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN and BULLSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISSHOLE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCK BAND WITH 4 WANKSPLAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ART METAL PRODUCTS HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How BUGGER to JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST cure BUKKAKE the TITS Tourette's CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH for DAMN Tourette's SOD OFF Syndrome SHAKOPEE is NECROPHILIA following LIMEY these 30 CASES OF PICKLES rules YID in BASTARD order:

• 1: Avoid YOU WANKER immature BITCH little SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS kids,
• 2: Count to RAT'S COCK within FUCK 10 ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HOT GRITS BOB SAGET BRITNEY nor BUGGER OFF talk,
• 4: Tell SPIC yourself you GRINGO don't RAT'S ASS have HELLFIRE this JIZZ disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PEDOPHILIA WITH NASTY BELLEND DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PEEPEE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw WEHATEMARIO!

I fucking put BALLS' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAT'S COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FAG the TOP OF MONKEY'S UNCLE THIS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUM offensive. HELLFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANKER people who try TRANNY to battle ASSCRACK'PICKANINNY that tight-ass INJUN 17-year-FUCKING BASEBALL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? it now, but someone said DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT' SHIT HADJI'BUNG-HOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITE is a laughing SAND NIGGER matter. Plus there ASSCRACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on [expletive deleted] Uncyclopedia, there are DYKE articles WETBACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKFACE stuff. So BRUSH MA TEETH that means GO HOME AND DIE stop getting mad at the I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! first part too and SPICY CUNT FUCK talking about the BIRD SHIT letter that it's LENS CRAFTERS mocking (what DICKLICK letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian PRICK hi self FUCKSTAIN even made a really TACO good point. "It's MICK nothing more GO HOME AND DIE from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". FRAK. Which I'll add DIPSHIT onto HOSER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DUMBASS suffer that ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FAGGOT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN be, because if I were a COON Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOD DAMN hilarious. If you SPICY CUNT FUCK Want facts, go on PICKANINNY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHIGGER be offended, don't read HI, BILLY MAYS HERE the freaking SHITTY article anyway.

FUCKING ARSEBADGERS CC PLZ FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG CHOAD HELL FUCKTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE JACKASS SHIT

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JACKSON JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD DAGO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH ASSBANDIT FUCK BLOWJOB GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WANK MOCCASINS DAMN CUNTSWILLING SHITE THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES JACKASS FUCK JACK OFF INCEST SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS LGBT RIGHTS PEDOPHILIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FRIG TWAT GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS POLACK ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH FIST FUCK BIG FOOT BOYCOTT VIACOM! DOUCHING YOU WANKER SHITHEAD TUBA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE BUTTFUCKER FROG HORSE SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ALF AY-AY-AY SMEG CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD FUCK OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER CONSENSUS BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS DILDO GENITALIA WIKIPEDIA DOUCHING BANGKOK BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE TWAT WHITE PEOPLE CUNT CHOAD WANKER PISS BALLS REDSKIN PUSSYLICKER GOAT DICK SON OF A BITCH SHAKOPEE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DICKHEAD NIPPLES BAD MOTHERFUCKER ABO NIPPLES DAMN AUTOFELLATIO RAGHEAD BALLS CUNTRAG BALL SACK EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKHEAD DICKFACE FRAK TITS SPIC PISS ARTIST BUGGER OFF INBRED TITS & DICKS SEX PEEPEE INCEST FUCK OFF HENTAI ELECTION TRANNY FUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I LIKE SCHOOL SUCK MY COCK DUNE COON NECROPHILIA ORGASM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT WETBACK YUKY DOODY DIPSHIT BIGNOSE DEMOCRACY RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT CUNT CRAPFUCKER SOD OFF BITCH FAG JACKASS SEX BITCH COLGATE CHOAD TOTAL CROTCH FELLATIO ANAL DIABETES CHIGGER HELL TWISTY VAGINA I WILL KILL YOU! PORCH MONKEY TUBA YOU WANKER TAFFY POWERSHIT FUCK KIKE GOAT DICK DICKLICK GOD DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PEDOPHILIA BIRD SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITHEAD ORGASM GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE CUNT BUTTFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A ASSHAT POOPY CHOAD FUCK BALL SACK WIENER SUGARTITS PISS OFF DOG FUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD WIKIPEDIA GRASS MUD HORSE DICK MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD BASTARD GOD BLESS AMERICA BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS THONG TASTER WANKER FUCK NUGGET FUCK HOSER OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKFACE DICK CHICKEN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT PISS ARTIST TITS SHITTY HOSER JOHNNY WHORE GOD DAMMIT CUNT FUCKFACE CLIT SHITE BORDER HOPPER TITS & DICKS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS SHIT NICARAGUA INBRED SHIT CHICKEN SHIT DICK FROG'S FAT ASS PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG BITCH JACKASS SHIT ABO DIPSHIT POLAK HELL RAPE JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKFACE ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PIG [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITTIES HELL CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS SHIT DOT HEAD RUSKIE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WANKSPLAT DICKFACE SAGGY TITS ASSBANDIT DUNE COON IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FELCHING NI RAPE PENIS NIGGER PUNANI CUNT CARPET MUNCHER CUNT RAINBOWS SEX GOD DAMN NIGGER SHITCOCK VAGINA FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BONER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CANDY WIGGER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOATSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DEVELOPERS! RAPE FUDGEPACKER DICKLICK FELCHMONKEY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MONKEY'S UNCLE CHIGGER FUCK OFF ASSWIPE CLIT NECROPHILIA ANAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE PENIS ON A STICK DICKHEAD SHIT SHITHEAD CHICKEN FRIES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITWANK SHITE WANK I'LL RAPE YOU GREASER VANITY PAGES ROCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL O CANADA BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKBAG KNOBJOCKEY ASSWIPE DUMBASS BITCH CLIT FUCKFACE HELL BAT FUCK INSANE FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS FASHION BUG I LIKE BUSH CHUFF SHITHEAD DONKEY DICK BITCH FUCKFACE ASS CUNT FRIG PIECE OF SHIT JAP SOD OFF JIGGABOO FUCK KAFFIR BITCH SHITPISSER KIKE BOOBS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DONKEY DICK GREASER CRAP BOOBIES SPUNK ASSFACE ARSE TITS & DICKS BELGIUM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA ARSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH FUCK FUCK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY WANK SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA KIKE SHITTY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS BASTARD SHITPISSER FUCK BITCH TURD FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG BALL SACK DONGSHOVER DOG SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL BITCH DIPSHIT ASSFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SNUFF PORN PRICK JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHING WANK CHIGGER BUTTFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL TACO JENKEM JERRY GRINGO KRAUT CHIGGER SMEG SHITFACE JIZZ NIPPLES BLISTERING BARNACLES FROG DOM DeLUISE BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT PRICK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! TURD CRAPMUNCHER RAGHEAD SHITTY BENSON SUCKS TITS SCROTUM MONKEY SHIT TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS GIVING HEAD COCK BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT CLEMEN DICK CHICKEN JOHNNY BOOBS TURD CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAT'S COCK CUNTSWILLING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS FASCIST SIGMUND FREUD BASTARD DAGO FROG'S FAT ASS BENCH PRESS FIRECROTCH FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SUGARTITS ANAL MILF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! POLAK DAMN SHITTY TRANNY CUNNILINGUS BANGKOK DOUCHE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING A SPIC FELCHING PAKI MOLDY TITS I DON'T HAVE AIDS BRITNEY MICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICK TITS HELLFIRE LET'S SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER RUSKIE RAT'S ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSHAT CRAP HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN CUM FROG MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JERK OFF JIZZ I'LL RAPE YOU GOOK FUCKHEAD FUCKING IT'S OVER 9000! TIT DIRT CHUFF MILF SCROTUM JAP SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD CHOAD KISSER WANK OH SHI– JACKASS SHIT DILDO SHIT GENITALIA DAMN IT DICKFACE RIGHT WING ARSE BULLSHIT COON EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM BOOBIES COMMUNIST DILDO CONDOMS HOMO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKING A ASS LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN BIGNOSE FELCHING GOD DAMMIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOOBIES COCKSUCKER FUCKER BUTTFUCKER MASTURBATION LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH SOAPY TITWANK TENTACLE RAPE INBRED LENS CRAFTERS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCKSMOKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITTY CHOAD CLUSTERFUCK MASTURBATION DUNE COON BALLS FUCK A DUCK BORDER HOPPER ANUSCAKE CROTCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! BULLCRAP HADJI BULLSHIT PISSHOLE FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD MALARKY TIT SPRINKLES CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAPE WANKER DAMN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK LOLCAT O KURWA! CAPTAIN CRUNCH NI ASS FASCIST BITCH WANK JACKASS DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT HOMO ASS FASCIST DICK COMMUNIST DILDO ANUSCAKE MONKEY SHIT HORSE SHIT FUCK NUGGET NICARAGUA POOPY POLESMOKER BITCH PUNANI TOSSER DOM DeLUISE FUCKWIT JIGGABOO SPANK THE MONKEY JOHN ELWAY BOYCOTT VIACOM! TOURETTE'S IS FUN FAGGOT SMEG SLOPE RAPE FUCKHEAD CRAP JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKHEAD FUCKING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CLUSTERFUCK TIT DIRT PISS TITS & DICKS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NORTH KOREA BEANER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS ASSHAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CROTCH SCROTUM NAZI SOD NIGGER BUKKAKE FIST FUCK FUCKER JERK OFF TITS THIS IS SPARTA! ASSHAT BIRD SHIT SHIT ANUSCAKE NIGGER CHUFF BALL SACK DAMN HEAVEN JACKASS SHIT SCUMBUCKET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ANAL DIABETES BASTARD JAP PISS ARTIST FUCKING SEMEN MOCKIE SEX SIGMUND FREUD FUCK YOU ARSEBADGERS SHITE DICK BEANER ASS NIGNOG TITS DARTH VADER WALRUS SHIT TITMOUSE [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSRAPING GREASER FUCKHEAD AY-AY-AY PENIS ON A BUN JIGGABOO BASTARD WOP GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SON OF A BITCH DOUCHING I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GOD DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD PENIS ON A STICK BULLSHIT BUGGER OFF JACK OFF JENKEM BASTARD STUB SHITHEAD I WILL END YOU! WINDOWS VISTA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COCK RAPE MAMA MIA DICKFACE BRITNEY KAFFIR ASSCRACK VANDAL NECROPHILIA NORTH KOREA GIVING HEAD NEGRO JUSTIN BIEBER DIRTY SANCHEZ MASTURBATION I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN IT ARSE MALL SANTA BIRD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER NIGNOG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PIG FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELCHING ASSHOLE GREASER NECROPHILIA SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST DOUCHE FELCHMONKEY WANKSPLAT HADJI FUCK FAG DEVELOPERS! JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK GO HOME AND DIE CUNT SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TAMPONS BOLLOCKS HOLY DUMB FUCK FOUR-EYES YID BULLSHIT LIMEY SHITSKIN DOG SHIT GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF FUCK BOB SAGET DICKFACE KU KLUX KLAN PISS OFF FUCKWIT STRAWBERRY ASS COCK CLUSTERFUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT TITMOUSE FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET SHITHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AUTOFELLATIO BUNG-HOLE PAKI BOOBS KAFFIR WANKER CUNT ASSFACE RUSKIE FUCKHEAD STEVE BALLMER HELL CONSENSUS SACRAMENTO KAFFIR TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NECROPHILIA GREASER SHITSLINGING GRINGO [EXPLETIVE] SHITFUCKER INBRED MARGARET THATCHER CHRISTHUMPER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BEAVER WILLY WONKA FUCKING BASEBALL SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SEMEN SPIC OH SHI– CUNTYMINTS VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING JIGGABOO BASTARD TUBA GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES FUCK SCUMBAG BRITNEY SHIT CARPET MUNCHER DAMNATION NECROPHILIA GYPSY TAMPONS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SEX CUNTSWILLING TITTYWANK SHITTY FUCKING BASEBALL SHIT SEMPRINI DAMN FUCK YOU DICK IN A BOX HELL SEX REDSKIN SEX LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FASHION BUG CAMEL JOCKEY I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT MACACA FUCKBAG TITWANK CROTCH ASSCRACK YOU WANKER ASSFACE WANKER SMEG GOBSHITE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ASSFACE WANK PISS SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT SUNSHINE CUNT JACKASS NAZI FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN TITTYWANK HELLFUCKER PUSSY JERK OFF KAFFIR CRACKER ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DONKEY DICK CUNT HENTAI FUCKTARD TURD PICKANINNY JESSE McCARTNEY MONKEY SHIT COCKSMOKER DILDO FUCKFACE DAMN NECROPHILIA [expletive deleted] BOLLOCKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS FENCE JUMPER BUGGER FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN NEGRO SHIT STUDENT MOVEMENT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BIRD SHIT BITCH PRICK PISS OFF ASS FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING BORDER HOPPER ASSHAT FUCK HELLFUCKER ANUSCAKE MONKEY BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS NIPPLES TACO PISS OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REBECCA BLACK DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET QUEEF MOCCASINS ASSFACE SHITE SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN PRICK FUCKFUCKFUCK POLESMOKER PUSSY PEDOPHILIA EXTRA LONG PENIS FLYING FUCK CLIT CAMEL FUCKER TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK pen0r RUSTY TROMBONE AUTOFELLATIO DYKE FUCK YOU FELLATIO DICKFACE WANK WIKIPEDIA HOSER YOU WANKER DAMN BUGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ALF HEIL HITLER! SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY BOOBIES NECROPHILIA SHITCUNTING WIENER PISS FUDGEPACKER BITCH BITCH CRAP ON A STICK BITCH HENTAI SHIT BALLS PISSHOLE HORSE PENIS BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK GOATSE PEARL NECKLACE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ROSIE O'DONNELL TITTIES SHITSLINGING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive I'LL RAPE YOU and with the FENCE JUMPER and his JIGGABOO of girraffes in which ASSCRACK while reading about PEARL NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JAP also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN