Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without HELLFIRE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CUNTSWILLING article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FOUR-EYES neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LIMEY, sudden BLUMPKIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements [EXPLETIVE] or AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS ARTIST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GYPSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHRISTHUMPER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SUCK MY COCK WANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MARY WHITEHOUSE utterFUCKance of socially TEDDY BEARS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ANUSCAKE television programs to address SHITPISSER Tourette's syndrome.

JAP Tourette's is WHORE not to be SHITFUCKER confused with ASSFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SCUMBAG random BUGGER disorientation, culturally-FUCKWIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITS & DICKS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKFACE language, SEMEN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFACE INCEST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKWIT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities REDNECK of ANAL DIABETES BOLLOCKS garbage.

Darnit.

A ROSIE O'DONNELL Polite Note to the CHICKEN FRIES Author:

The PENIS Tourette's FUCKHEAD Research Institute was CHAV founded to MALL SANTA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TIBET article JELLY BEANS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKSTAIN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEMEN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourrette's sufferers GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS swear. You can JACK ABRAMOFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOYCOTT VIACOM! TV, for always focusing on the DIRTY SANCHEZ bad side of a terrible YOUR MOM thing.
The main ARSEBADGERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NICARAGUA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIGNOSE knee SHITFACE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is BOOBS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FELCHING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for SHITTY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHUT UP, MEG! sufferers to become FUCKSTAIN manically depressed and SEX commit RAT'S ASS suicide.
There is no JACK OFF cure, and the TRANNY drugs that are available to, "calm" the FROG tics often have adverse NAZI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COMMUNIST DILDO perodol" which caused my entire DIPSHIT body to go SON OF A BITCH numb and WARNER MUSIC GROUP basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITSLIDE it is without the SHITTY drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PORCH MONKEY the VENEREAL DISEASE public view of Tourettes as a "CAMEL FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is THONG TASTER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WOODPECKERSHIT sorry for BITCH "hi-jacking" your POMMIE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really HOT GRITS annoys me. I am working towards a LHASA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIPSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHE, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) 30 CASES OF PICKLES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LOLCAT time.

Best 666 regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUCK MY COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “DISSIDENTS” Wen

P.S. FUCKING A Regards to Andrew HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The WALRUS SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can TITS punch him if you DILDO want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the VENEREAL DISEASE saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my SHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine LIMEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER and CHOAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIGNOG BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING A HORSE! LIMEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LIMEY'S HOUSE

How POLAK to ASSHAT cure SHIT the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for SEMPRINI Tourette's BALL SACK Syndrome INJUN is SHIT following [Insert swear here] these FUCKING rules DAMN in SHITSLINGING order:

1: Avoid DICKHEAD immature DONKEY DICK little HEIL HITLER! kids,
2: Count to NEGRO within YOU WANKER 10 DILDOseconds,
3: Do not open your DILDO FUCK YOU DAMN nor BUTT PIRATE talk,
4: Tell JUNGLE BUNNY yourself you O CANADA don't TWISTY VAGINA have FAG this WOODPECKERSHIT disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELL WITH NASTY POWERSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUGGER OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the LIMEY last straw BEANER!

I fucking put ASSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE DIPSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICK the TOP OF PUSSY THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITSLINGING offensive. FUCKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try FIREWALLS to battle TITS'HI, BILLY MAYS HERE that tight-ass PENIS 17-year-WOODPECKERSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BULLSHIT it now, but someone said YOU WANKER' HADJI JACKASS'SCROTUM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSBANDIT is a laughing BLUMPKIN matter. Plus there ASSCRACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHIGGER Uncyclopedia, there are BANGKOK articles CUNTRAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DUNE COON stuff. So SCROTUM that means COON stop getting mad at the CLUSTERFUCK first part too and WANK talking about the WIENER letter that it's FLYING FUCK mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what ANAL DIABETES the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELLFIRE hi self CUNT even made a really MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE good point. "It's NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! nothing more DUMBASS from a head nod to a DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! knee tick". BULLCRAP. Which I'll add TWAT onto CUNNILINGUS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING suffer that CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TOURETTE'S IS FUN be, because if I were a HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COCK hilarious. If you FAGGOT Want facts, go on DIPSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITE be offended, don't read HO the freaking ASS article anyway.

JOHNNY WIGGER CHRISTHUMPER TAMPON IN MY ASS SOD FELCHING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NAZI HELL TOWELHEAD

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SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NEOPETS SOD COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD DUMBASS HELL GOD DAMMIT CARPET MUNCHER P'KANG D'OH BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE WIENER SCUMBAG GOAT DICK DOUCHING TITS & DICKS FUCK COCKSUCKER FUCKBAG DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS DOUCHE NAZI TIT DIRT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS ASS FASCIST SUCK MY COCK DICKWAD TITWANK BLUMPKIN PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT DUMBASS GOOK SOD OFF COCKSHITTER CLEVELAND STEAMER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CLEMEN ASS SON OF A BITCH FOUR-EYES PRICK SHITFACE BOB SAGET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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PUSSY ROSIE O'DONNELL PORCH MONKEY KIKE ARSE BOOBIES DICKLICK RAT'S COCK CHIGGER SLOPE WANK DUNE COON DOUCHEBAG GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD DAMMIT TOTAL BOOBS FRIG GREASER BOOBS POMMIE NICARAGUA SON OF A BITCH CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN IT CAPITALISM BOOBIES TOSSER FIST FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK OFF MARY WHITEHOUSE SHIT SHIT FUCK OFF BONER NIGGER GREASER DICKFACE NIGGER PENIS PISS OFF MY ASS RANDY TRAVIS JACKASS SHIT STEVE BALLMER FLYING FUCK CONDOMS LICK PUSSY BOB SAGET PEARL NECKLACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK ARSEBADGERS CUM BELLEND YOU WANKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE TWAT FUCKHEAD MALARKY I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER SHITCOCK BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JIGGABOO ASS FRAK CUNTRAG BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DUMBASS DICKFACE BATHING SUIT AREA CRAPPY FLYING FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI WANK ASSCRACK PECKERHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WANK BUNG-HOLE ASS CHICKEN SHIT FUCK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CANNED QUOTE CUM MICK PIG ASSCRACK BELLEND SUCK MY DICK FUCKFACE SHITTY FUCK SHITFACE HELL SHITHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SAND NIGGER NIGGER DAMMIT TITTYWANK DAMN BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS NEGRO [expletive deleted] ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANKSPLAT TWISTY VAGINA BOLLOCKS SHITTY INCEST MASTURBATION SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT FU SPANG PICKANINNY ALF BONER FAG MOCKIE TITTIES ASSBANDIT TRANNY CUM FUCKHEAD ASSRAPING PISS FENCE JUMPER COCKSMOKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD REDNECK SHITE GOOK BIBLE BASHER INJUN NAZI CHAV INJUN DOG FUCKER BASTARD FUCKING A PISS BUTTFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT QUEEF BUTTFUCKER DOM DeLUISE BIGNOSE ASS COCKSMOKER COCKSUCKER RAGHEAD ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! POOPY SON OF A BITCH FUCK NUGGET SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RAPE FUCK TITS RAT'S ASS VAGINA SHUT UP, MEG! RAPE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER HELL CUNT DICK CHICKEN NAZI CHOAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISSHOLE TAMPONS WANK SEMEN RAINBOWS 30 CASES OF PICKLES BEANER QUEEF FAG WHORE DICKLICK BITCH BOOBIES CHINK WIKIPEDIA CUM GANGBANG BONER ANAL GOD DAMMIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY RUSTY TROMBONE CHOAD PICKANINNY FUCK YOU ABO TAMPONS FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM DOG SHIT FUCKER GARBAGE DAY! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLUSTERFUCK WALRUS SHIT BITCH GRIS BLUMPKIN ASSHAT YOGHURT CANNON PENIS SOD OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE YOU WANKER HEIL HITLER! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONKEY SHIT BIGNOSE YID CHAV CUNT ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT WANKSPLAT CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER suck my mothers ASS FASCIST RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT EPIDIDYMIS BIRD SHIT TIMBER NIGGER HADJI SLOPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKHEAD suck my mothers SHIT FELCHMONKEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK PISS HORSE SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRAPMUNCHER FUCKFACE BASTARD CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU DUMBASS ASSCRACK TIMBER NIGGER GENITALIA JOHN SMILEY FACE ANUSCAKE BITCH ROSIE O'DONNELL COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK EARS OF CHRIST CLUSTERFUCK MOCKIE CHING CHONG CHINK DOUCHETITS PENIS SHITSKIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOUCHING ABO SEX WOODPECKERSHIT EPIDIDYMIS KNOBJOCKEY PENIS CUNTYMINTS TACO HELL GYPSY BASTARD DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DOM DeLUISE MALARKY PISSHOLE FRIG WANK TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKSTAIN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS INBRED FUCKWIT RANDY TRAVIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FENCE JUMPER BULLCRAP BUTTFUCKER BUGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CLUSTERFUCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT CUM MASTURBATION FELCHING ASS GOBSHITE MASTURBATION SHITFACE DICKLICK BASTARD SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT CUNT CRAPPER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TITWANK BITCH BITCH ASS CLUSTERFUCK TOSSER NIGGER SHITE RAGHEAD FUCKING A KAFFIR SHITE WHITE RIGHTS EPIDIDYMIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS BRITNEY CUNT ASS YOU WANKER DAMN TWAT FENCE JUMPER CLUSTERFUCK BUGFUCK DAMMIT SOD OFF NIGNOG DAMN IT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING A DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS NIGNOG COMMUNIST DILDO NIGNOG ASSRAPING GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT CUNT TUBA BANGKOK SOD OFF FUCK GRIS DICKHEAD YOU SUCK BALLS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANKSPLAT pen0r PEARL NECKLACE RUSKIE DOUCHEBAG DAMN FLYING FUCK NIPPLES ASS YOUR MOM FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PAKI FUCK YOU CHINK FLYING RAT'S ASS SACRAMENTO CHICKEN SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JIZZ BANGKOK BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU CHING CHONG CHINK WANK WIKIPEDIA I AM CORNHOLIO! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SOD OFF GOBSHITE TITTYWANK SAND NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ANAL DIABETES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEMEN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FRITZ CLUSTERFUCK FUCK INBRED FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHAT WANK BALLS ARSE YOU WANKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BASTARD EDITABLE DYK TITTYWANK SHITHEAD COON NIGNOG FLYING FUCK ASSHAT DAMMIT YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY DICKWAD HELL HENTAI PISS DOUCHING CUNNILINGUS PEARL NECKLACE DAMMIT COON WIGGER BOOBIES WIKIPEDIA BELLEND FUCK PEEPEE FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PUSSYLICKER PENISFUCK HELL BITCH ARSEBADGERS BUGGER YID WANK GIVING HEAD FUCKING A CUNT CRAPPER CHICKEN SHIT SLOPE WHORE ASSBANDIT NAZI Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNTING ASSCRACK and with the TITMOUSE and his CHICKEN SHIT of girraffes in which BIRD IN THE HOUSE while reading about PUNANI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUTT PIRATE also


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