Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ORGASM'SHIT'BIRD SHIT'WHORE'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA'ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PEDOPHILIA look at the SHITHEAD talk page of this LET'S SHIT article for notes or discussion before TOTAL editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ARSE neurochemical FUCK disorder HELLFIRE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACK ABRAMOFF, sudden RANDY TRAVIS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMMIT or WANKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FELCHMONKEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TIMBER NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISSHOLE COCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITWANK utterFUCKance of socially SCUMBAG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address OLD CHRIST OF A Tourette's syndrome.

LOLCAT Tourette's is ABO not to be DAGO confused with BUGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BALL SACK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves QUEEF random DAMN disorientation, culturally-DOG FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TAIWAN language, COON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HAIL SATAN! FLYING FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHAT souvenir shoppes and massive BOOBS quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A MOLDY TITS Polite Note to the GIVING HEAD Author:

The BLOWJOB Tourette's LET'S SHIT Research Institute was GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS founded to SHITE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS article ASSCRACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MY ANUS IS BLEEDING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DEVELOPERS! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance IN SACREMENT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DEVELOPERS! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WHORE Tourrette's sufferers RAT'S ASS swear. You can TITTYWANK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TV, for always focusing on the ASSCRACK bad side of a terrible MONKEY SHIT thing.
• The main CHOAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BONER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! knee DOT HEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHOAD KISSER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FLYING RAT'S ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BENCH PRESS school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOAT DICK sufferers to become SHIT LIKE A HORSE manically depressed and PAKI commit SHIT suicide.
• There is no BULLSHIT cure, and the BUTT PIRATE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNTING ASSCRACK tics often have adverse HAIL SATAN! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PUNANI perodol" which caused my entire HOLY DUMB FUCK body to go ASSHOLE numb and DOT HEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than MARY WHITEHOUSE it is without the VANDAL drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome RAT'S COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOT HEAD the DIPSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "PEARL NECKLACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANKSPLAT sorry for FLYING FUCK "hi-jacking" your PEDOPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really COCK annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BLOWJOB, and making fun of a SPIC horrible disorder is (not) DICKFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DUMBASS time.

Best FIRECROTCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FOUR-EYES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew BULLCRAP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The CUM bastard who wrote this article. You can FEMADOM punch him if you DEVELOPERS! want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNTSWILLING saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JACK ABRAMOFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHOLE and FROG'S FAT ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DONKEY DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SECOND BALLS BAND WITH 4 BUKKAKE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POWERSHIT HORSE! JACK ABRAMOFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JACK ABRAMOFF'S HOUSE

How CUM to SHITE cure PIGFUCKER the RICK MORANIS Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SAGGY TITS for YID Tourette's CUNT Syndrome PIGFUCKER is TITTIES following CLUSTERFUCK these CHINK rules ASSWIPE in TITS & DICKS order:

• 1: Avoid KNOBJOCKEY immature FUCK OFF little EAT MY SHIT! kids,
• 2: Count to SHITFACE within BOON 10 I'LL RAPE YOUseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUNT CRAPPER SEX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS nor FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKHEAD yourself you CUNT don't CLEMEN have MOTHERFUCKER this BUTT-FOR-BRAINS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS WITH NASTY TWAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JACK ABRAMOFF last straw SEMEN!

I fucking put DYKE' my comment at the TOP OF THE PORCH MONKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JAP the TOP OF NAZI THIS LET'S SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TWAT offensive. DICKLICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FRIG people who try I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT to battle CUNNILINGUS'YID that tight-ass PRICK 17-year-suck my mothers—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POMMIE it now, but someone said FUCKING JUMP!' ASSHAT SOD'PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MALARKY is a laughing SHITFACE matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WINDOWS VISTA Uncyclopedia, there are FELCHING articles FUCKTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POWERSHIT stuff. So GOD DAMMIT that means SUCK COCKS IN HELL! stop getting mad at the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS first part too and COON talking about the CRAP letter that it's DONKEY PUNCHER mocking (what BLISTERING BARNACLES letter? I don't even know what TITWANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIRTY SANCHEZ hi self POLACK even made a really DONKEY PUNCHER good point. "It's FUCKHEAD nothing more SCUMBAG from a head nod to a CHAV knee tick". I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL. Which I'll add CUNNILINGUS onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHETITS suffer that FUCK A DUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to POOPY be, because if I were a GOD DAMMIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COMMUNIST DILDO hilarious. If you SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Want facts, go on BULLSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL be offended, don't read MOZILLA FIREFOX the freaking NAZI article anyway.

EXTRA LONG PENIS BUTTFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER CUNT BUTT-HEAD ABO WIGGER NECROPHILIA FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER

JACKASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FRIG POOPY TURD FELLATIO YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING POLAK DICK TITS FUCKHEAD HELL WANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DUMBASS PISS DICKHEAD PRICK AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER FLAMING ASS BADGER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? COCK STUDENT PROTESTS FUCKFACE CUNT CUNT INBRED SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S ASS GREASER HOMO WHORE BASTARD JACK ABRAMOFF INCEST JACKASS SHIT GRINGO MALL SANTA ASS HONKY FELLATIO SEX BALLS CC PLZ CRAPPY CHOAD SHITE HOMO HADJI CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITE SHITSLINGING PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN FRIES POOPOO DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BUKKAKE COCKSMOKER POLAK SHITE JOHNNY PUSSYLICKER ASS LICKER SPANK THE MONKEY CHICKEN SHIT HELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SOD OFF SHITCOCK TIMBER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST PUSSY CUNTING ASSCRACK MONKEY'S UNCLE BASTARD SEX BIGNOSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS DOUCHING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOT HEAD NIGNOG JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITBALLS PISS OFF SEX TITS & DICKS LICK PUSSY CUM SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS O CANADA SEX PISSHOLE WOP O CANADA HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSCRACK NIGGER TITS BULLSHIT CUNT DAMNATION CUNTBUCKET NIPPLES SACRAMENTO SON OF A BITCH SCUMBAG HOSER HENTAI FUCK YOU SEMEN COCK FEWMETS SPUNK CRAP PIGFUCKER FUCKWIT SHIT SUCK MY DICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS TITTIES BALLS DAMN ARSE DIRTY SANCHEZ REDNECK POO POO BLOWJOB SEX RAT'S ASS CUM LET'S SHIT SOD ASS FUCKING BASEBALL CUNT BOOBIES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS ASSCRACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HELLFIRE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIGGER TITS JESSE McCARTNEY BIGNOSE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITFACE NIHILISM FRENCH TICKLER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PIG POMMIE SHITE BORDER HOPPER BOOBIES FUCKTARD MALL SANTA JACKASS CAMEL FUCKER FUCK YOU DICK TITS VAGINA BASTARD FELCHING SHITE DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD LENS CRAFTERS EPIDIDYMIS SHITHEAD CUNTRAG HADJI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOUCHEBAG POO POO BLOWJOB MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSWIPE FUCKER CUNT JACK OFF SHITFUCKER FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN NAZI POMMIE FLYING FUCK HOT GRITS PEEPEE DONKEY PUNCHER ASS BEANER CUNT LAPPER ART METAL PRODUCTS YOU WANKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY SHITFUCKER CHIGGER TWAT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHUCK NORRIS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! EPIDIDYMIS FRIG INBRED RAT'S COCK WANK MALL SANTA CRAP SHITHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK SUCK MY COCK TWAT PIECE OF SHIT TITWANK PENISBIRD PEDOPHILIA POLAK CHUFF PIGFUCKER YOU WANKER OSTRICH MY ASS BALLS CUNT COON BITCH CHOAD CAMEL FUCKER BULLSHIT SOD OFF PISS MICK NAZI YOU WANKER MICK FLYING FUCK SHITFACE POMMIE WANKER HONKY RAT'S ASS CHUFF DAMN FUCKWIT JAP COLGATE NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHOAD SHITSLIDE DAMMIT RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BRUSH MA TEETH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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VENEREAL DISEASE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE DOT HEAD FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING FELLATIO SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS EAT MY SHIT! BELGIUM SHITHEAD DICKHEAD MACACA FELLATIO FELCHING FEWMETS FUCKER SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF GYPSY GYPSY SOD OFF CUNT SHITTY SCROTUM I DON'T HAVE AIDS TITTIES MICK PISS COMMUNIST DILDO WANK DICK IN A BOX ASSHOLE JIGGABOO SACRAMENTO REDNECK VAGINA BATHING SUIT AREA ORGASM CLUSTERFUCK CUNT GRUE RAPE CUM SHAKOPEE DUMBASS ASSCRACK FRAK DICK IN A BOX SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAP SHITTY FASHION BUG ASSWIPE WANK TAFFY UNITED KINGDOM TITTIES SEX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAPE RICK MORANIS BEANER SHITHEAD WILLY WONKA DARTH VADER SCROTUM MOCCASINS MONKEY BALLS SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT WALRUS SHIT TIMBER NIGGER KIDDY FIDDLER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK GIVING HEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS EMO FUCK YOU WANKSPLAT TITS DICKFACE BONG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CROTCH FUCKSTAIN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DONKEY DICK BITCH BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NIGGER WANK O CANADA BUTTFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKWIT CUNTRAG BITCH RAT'S COCK ORGASM TITWANK PIG CUNNILINGUS GOATSE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKFACE PUSSY PISS PISS OFF DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER BONER CHOAD NEGRO JACKASS CUNTRAG HEAVEN NEGRO PIECE OF SHIT BULLCRAP HAIL SATAN! POLACK TITTYWANK FUCKER RAT'S COCK ASSHAT LIMEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FELCHING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMMIT HENTAI BASTARD VAGINA SCUMBAG ASSFACE FUCKBAG DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT EARS OF CHRIST GOD DAMMIT HADJI POLAK DAMN MOLDY TITS HELL ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WIGGER SMEG YOU WANKER GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER GRUE RAPE CHOAD RAT'S COCK DONKEY PUNCHER SEMEN JACKASS CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN MALL SANTA ARSE ASS [EXPLETIVE] STEVE BALLMER BULLSHIT ASSHAT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BIGNOSE HELL SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD ASSHOLE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! CRAP SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK NICARAGUA FUCKTARD JAP FUDGEPACKER BIGNOSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBIES LET'S SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD SPIC STEVE BALLMER LIMEY TURD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CONDOMS HELL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? LET'S SHIT AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER DICK HELLFUCKER SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK PIECE OF SHIT CUNT BITCH QUEEF WOODPECKERSHIT ASSCRACK JACKASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TOWELHEAD MOLDY TITS FAGGOT PISS ARTIST TAMPONS TIBET FUCK OFF TURD ASSHOLE NIGNOG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITCUNTING WIKIPEDIA LOLCAT FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHAT TWAT PENISFUCK BASTARD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JACKASS DARTH VADER MOSES TWAT SHITFUCKER SEX BITCH FUCKBAG SUITCASE PENIS INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS CHIGGER JACKASS TITWANK TAFFY CLUSTERFUCK ORGASM ASS CARPET MUNCHER ANUSCAKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER GOATSE INBRED SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKFACE FUCKTARD WANK HELL PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHEBAG FUCK POLAK ASSHOLE DUNE COON FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKER BOOBS RANDY TRAVIS ASS SHITE CHINK HELL BITCH GYPSY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD REDNECK ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT NIGGER DOG FUCKER ABO DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT RAPE CHING CHONG CHINK DUNE COON DICKHEAD ASSFACE BELLEND HELL BONER ALEX TREBEK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS BLISTERING BARNACLES CHIGGER HELL RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWIPE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JACKASS FRITZ SHIT CHRISTIANITY CUNNILINGUS DEVELOPERS! BOB SAGET FALSE BENSON WANKER FUCK NUGGET FUCK VAGINA CUNT MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK PISS ANAL FROG HELL COON PUSSY ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE VAGINA SNUFF PORN SON OF A BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF YOU WANKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! IT'S OVER 9000! BALLS MAMA MIA RAPE PIG NIPPLES PISS ARTIST BASTARD NIPPLES LET'S SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET SCUMBAG I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT SAGGY TITS SOD SHIT WANK FUCKING A BIGNOSE FUCKING A CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PUNANI NEGRO GO HOME AND DIE CHIGGER FLYING FUCK BEAVER DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL [EXPLETIVE] P'KANG GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WIKIPEDIA FELCHING CHALICE SHITSKIN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK GO HOME AND DIE POMMIE SHITSLINGING NEOPETS ASSCRACK SNUFF PORN I'LL RAPE YOU TRANNY SHITE FUCK YOU WIGGER PISS ARTIST SUCK MY COCK FUCKSTAIN CHENEY GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU FRAK DAMN MONKEY BALLS PISSHOLE SHIT BANGKOK PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD PIG BOOBS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! VAGINA BULLSHIT FUCKTARD RUSTY TROMBONE INBRED DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SEMEN BOOBIES NIGGER TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSWIPE FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN CUM BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT SHITBALLS GYPSY ASS FUCK DUMBASS BITCH SHITHEAD CUM CUNT GARBAGE DAY! BASTARD PECKERHEAD SPUNK PUSSYLICKER FUCKING PISS FELCHING CLIT BITCH MOCKIE TWAT FUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GOD DAMN FUCKING SHITE DAMN PEEPEE WOMEN'S RIGHTS COON SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER YUKY DOODY GOAT DICK REDNECK PORCH MONKEY AMERICA ONLINE NIGGER TITS PORCH MONKEY TWISTY VAGINA WANK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS YOU WANKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WALRUS SHIT BOB SAGET GREASER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACKASS MACACA SACRAMENTO DICKWAD D'OH STRAWBERRY ASS BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN COON BUTTFUCKER SHITE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT AUTOFELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER BONER CTHULHU FHTAGN COON BITCH FUCKSTAIN JACKASS DAMN SCROTUM TOWELHEAD FRIG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DONGSHOVER CHING CHONG CHINK DIPSHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSHOLE SHITTY ASS LOGJAMMER BOON BALL SACK ASSHAT FUCKTARD PISSHOLE PIG VAGINA ASSWIPE ASS BULLSHIT GREASER JAP TOTAL PUSSY ASS FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS DICK TITS DILDO P'KANG PORCH MONKEY TITWANK JERK OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CHICKEN SHIT BONER KRAUT BITCH SHITFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BASTARD DAMN RAPE MOCCASINS CUNT FELLATIO GANGBANG SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK SHITSLINGING LET'S SHIT BITCH BALLS OLD CHRIST OF A LET'S SHIT TRANNY CHOAD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WANK ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKLICK TITMOUSE TRANNY JACK ABRAMOFF ASSCRACK YOU WANKER SHITE COCKSMOKER ARSE COCKSUCKER FUDGEPACKER DICK CAMEL JOCKEY THIS IS SPARTA! EXTRA LONG PENIS GANGBANG DICKHEAD WIGGER FUCKBAG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MACACA SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! [Insert yet another person's name here] REDNECK PEDOPHILIA CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKWIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHOLE ASSHAT TWAT CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK ASSCRACK MILF BIRD SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS GOD DAMN BASTARD BRITNEY CHENEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER OFF I'LL RAPE YOU NAZI DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT DIPSHIT ASSHAT ARFENHOUSE FUCKING PENIS ON A BUN DAMN PENIS WETBACK CRAPPY DICKWAD ASS HELL PISS OFF MY ASS DAGO BLUMPKIN BITCH FUCK OFF GOD DAMN TITMOUSE [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BULLSHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKSTAIN CUM BALLS POLAK PISS OFF FRAK SPANK THE MONKEY CHAV I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HADJI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKER ASSFACE YID JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFUCKER SHITFACE FIST FUCK COCKSUCKER PIECE OF SHIT ARSEBADGERS DYKE DILDO FUCKTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA I WILL END YOU! FRENCH TICKLER TOWELHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITBALLS SHITHEAD SHIT FOUR-EYES FAG DICKHEAD FUCKING TITS NAZI CLIT SHITFACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS GOD DAMN SHITFACE SHITFACE FUCKFACE MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! PUNANI JERK OFF MALARKY SHITSLINGING FUCKING I WILL END YOU! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS GOD DAMMIT DONGSHOVER WARNER MUSIC GROUP MASTURBATION TAFFY BUGFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS CROTCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GYPSY FUCKING COCKSTUFFER EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK OFF TACO PENIS BLUMPKIN BLESSED DAMN SAINT BITCH SHITSLINGING BITCH FUCK OFF GRIS JACKASS ANUSCAKE JACKASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BULLSHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WHORE and with the BOOBIES and his SMEG of girraffes in which RAPE while reading about Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUTTFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PRICK