Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKSTAIN'BALLS'DOUCHEBAG'BUTTFUCKER'POO POO BLOWJOB'FUCK YOU'O KURWA! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITS, sudden WIENER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING or TWAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BALLS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOOK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DILDO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GRIS GIVING HEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COLGATE utterFUCKance of socially JACKASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BATHING SUIT AREA television programs to address PISS ARTIST Tourette's syndrome.

PISSHOLE Tourette's is BUTTFUCKER not to be CUNT confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WEHATEMARIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [Insert swear here] random FUCK NUGGET disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNTYMINTS language, SAND NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JESUS FUCKING CHRIST VAGINA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky suck my mothers souvenir shoppes and massive LET'S SHIT quantities MILF of ANAL DIABETES JOHNNY garbage.

Darnit.

A SUCK MY COCK Polite Note to the HUEY P. NEWTON Author:

The CHIGGER Tourette's HEIL HITLER! Research Institute was ASS founded to CC PLZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MASTURBATION Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SEX article BORDER HOPPER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITS & DICKS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOOBIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FEMADOM Tourrette's sufferers FLYING RAT'S ASS swear. You can RAT'S ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHING TV, for always focusing on the SEX bad side of a terrible DICK thing.
• The main ASSHOLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'KAFFIR' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITFACE knee FUCKING A NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ARSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FROG'S FAT ASS school for FELLATIO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSHOLE sufferers to become PENISFUCK manically depressed and BITCH commit WANK suicide.
• There is no OH SHI– cure, and the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELLFUCKER tics often have adverse ANAL DIABETES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NIPPLES perodol" which caused my entire SPIC body to go MY ANUS IS BLEEDING numb and POWERSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD DAMMIT it is without the SHITE drug.

I am an active member of a SOD OFF tourette syndrome CLEVELAND STEAMER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY PUNCHER the BUGGER public view of Tourettes as a "MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON "hi-jacking" your MOZILLA FIREFOX entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS this that really PIECE OF SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a MOLDY TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GENITALIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING A, and making fun of a FUCKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) FRAK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BALL SACK time.

Best CHIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your PORTUGAL capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. FUDGEPACKER Regards to Andrew FUCK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The MONKEY SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can RAT'S ASS punch him if you TAMPONS want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the suck my mothers saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHOAD and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOD DAMMIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) YID BAND WITH 4 PUNANI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HORSE! TITS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITS'S HOUSE

How ASSCRACK to SHIT cure BUTT PIRATE the COON Tourette's GENITALIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEDOPHILIA for ASS Tourette's FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Syndrome DILDO is FAGGOT following INBRED these AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI rules DICKFACE in PISS OFF order:

• 1: Avoid CAMEL FUCKER immature ASSFACE little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to JOHN SMILEY FACE within MAMA MIA 10 ASSHATseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PECKERHEAD POLESMOKER FUCKER nor NICARAGUA talk,
• 4: Tell TWAT yourself you WANKER don't MASTURBATION have SHITTY this JUSTIN BIEBER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK O KURWA! WITH NASTY TONY LA RUSSA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITS last straw THONG TASTER!

I fucking put BOOBIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHOLE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHINK the TOP OF FUCK NUGGET THIS INBRED ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD offensive. SPANK THE MONKEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKER people who try JERK OFF to battle JOHN SMILEY FACE'BITCH that tight-ass HOSER 17-year-BOOBS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BLUMPKIN it now, but someone said DONKEY DICK' HELLFIRE DUMBASS'DICKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSRAPING is a laughing CAMEL FUCKER matter. Plus there POLACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING Uncyclopedia, there are CC PLZ articles [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TITS & DICKS stuff. So HITLER that means ASSHOLE stop getting mad at the TACO first part too and UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! talking about the HELLFIRE letter that it's BONER mocking (what TURD letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKSTAIN hi self FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER even made a really SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS good point. "It's KRAUT nothing more NIPPLES from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". YOUR MOM. Which I'll add ASS LICKER onto SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSFACE suffer that ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WANKER be, because if I were a HELL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article YOU WANKER hilarious. If you FUCKING A Want facts, go on FUCKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DUNE COON be offended, don't read SHITFUCKER the freaking MOSES article anyway.

FUCK YOU WANKER SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN CUNT RAT'S COCK SAGGY TITS BUGGER BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK

FUCKSTAIN YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK OFF FUDGEPACKER PUNANI BULLSHIT ASS TWAT TWISTY VAGINA RIVER CRABS SUCK NICARAGUA HEIL HITLER! SHITTY FRITZ DUMBASS POLACK BELLEND COON SHIT BALLS AUTOFELLATIO ASS ASSCRACK DICKLICK FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHAKOPEE DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK MALL SANTA DOUCHEBAG HORSE SHIT FUCK POMMIE SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT POLAK DOUCHE MALARKY PISS LIMEY FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS WIGGER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP VAGINA 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHIT PRICK SPIC GIVING HEAD FUCKWIT WANK PRICK HOSER EAT MY SHIT! DOG SHIT PISS OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOATSE JOHNNY CHIGGER ASS FUCKER BASTARD BITCH SHITFACE HENTAI FROG'S FAT ASS SHITCUNTING JAP SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE D'OH BULLSHIT REBECCA BLACK SHITE FIRECROTCH DYKE FROG DOUCHE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT HELLFUCKER BASTARD CONDOMS YOU WANKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES BOLLOCKS JOHN SMILEY FACE CROTCH SHITTY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NEGRO DAMMIT HELLFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SEX DONALD RUMSFELD PISS FUCKWIT ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER CLIT BONER INBRED TWISTY VAGINA FELCHING PEDOPHILIA CONAN O'BRIAN CLEVELAND STEAMER COMMUNIST DILDO DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHE FUCK OFF NEOPETS COCKGOBLIN TITS SHIT GRIS PISSHOLE ASS FUCK YOU POOPY SHITSLINGING HELLFIRE FLYING FUCK COCK FUCKHEAD [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BITCH GOD DAMMIT FRIG PISS OFF ASSBANDIT DICK FROG FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT BUTT PIRATE ASS VENEREAL DISEASE BORDER HOPPER REBECCA BLACK FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD CUNT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ORGASM FUCK OFF DICK IN A BOX SHIT POLACK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN CUM TAMPONS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI QUEEF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHICKEN SHIT BITCH PISS ARTIST ASS CUM ASSBANDIT CUM CUNT PEARL NECKLACE INBRED MALL SANTA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS AY-AY-AY ASSBANDIT FLYING RAT'S ASS EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG BLISTERING BARNACLES MAMA MIA PISS ASS SPUNK FUCKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GO HOME AND DIE WANKER NORTH KOREA FIRECROTCH EAT MY SHIT! COCKSTUFFER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT HENTAI POLESMOKER FUCKTARD WIKIPEDIA FELCHING BUTT PIRATE BUGFUCK DICKFACE CLIT SHITFACE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNNILINGUS FAGGOT JIGGABOO MARGARET THATCHER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BALLS SHITFUCKER TWAT SUCK MY COCK NEOPETS MOZILLA FIREFOX FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA SHIT BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE HO BITCH KNOBJOCKEY RICK MORANIS LET'S SHIT SHITE POLESMOKER DIPSHIT SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FENCE JUMPER CUNT BUTTFUCKER SHOOP DA WHOOP SHITSKIN NIGNOG CHIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT D'OH SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD DICKHEAD BOOBS FUCK ASS POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCK DAMN IT DIPSHIT TWISTY VAGINA FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD ASSHAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BONG SHIT FUCKFACE TITS CUNT KAFFIR FLYING FUCK SHITSKIN DAMMIT COCKSHITTER LIMEY HELL NEGRO PISS ARTIST SCROTUM DIPSHIT MALARKY FUCKING JUMP! ASS CUM WHORE MOCCASINS CROTCH FUCKING CUNTBUCKET SHITE DOM DeLUISE PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH SOD BUTT PIRATE BIRD SHIT DAMN IT HYPERINFLATION FUCKER RANDY TRAVIS BITCH POOPOO FAG HIV NEGATIVE EMO SCUMBAG TWISTY VAGINA GOD DAMN CRAP NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JIGGABOO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS CUNT NI KRAUT BUGFUCK HONKY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS [expletive deleted] DICKHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE COCK YUKY DOODY BLESSED DAMN SAINT PEARL NECKLACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCKSUCKER BENSON SUCKS INJUN PISS ARTIST JOHN SMILEY FACE KRAUT SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS NEGRO BUTTFUCKER TITWANK FUCKING SHIT NIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS ASSCRACK SCUMBUCKET NIGGER BUTT-HEAD FELLATIO FUCKTARD CUM ASS LICKER YOUR MOM GENITALIA RAGHEAD ASSHAT FUCKING SHITTY MICK CUNT FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHINK ASSHOLE REDNECK FIRECROTCH PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD GENITALIA PENISFUCK ASSCRACK FUCKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU FRIENDS I RAPE WALRUSES! WIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE BOOBS BITCH SAND NIGGER FUCKWIT TAMPONS SHITTY HELL JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE JACKASS NAZI PEDOPHILIA POO POO BLOWJOB DILDO RAPE BITCH TENTACLE RAPE CHRISTHUMPER BEAVER MOLDY TITS BEANER MOCCASINS WINDOWS VISTA FLYING RAT'S ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS OFF MY ASS BALLS ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKSHITTER FROG DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN PISS BEAVER HADJI CLEMEN TWAT WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUTT PIRATE JIGGABOO FELCHING CUNTRAG PISS HUEY P. NEWTON GYPSY WANKER DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER BEAVER DICK FUCK NUGGET EXTRA LONG PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE BEAVER SUCK MY DICK PRICK KNOBJOCKEY RUSTY TROMBONE YOUR MOM BAT FUCK INSANE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FRIG CARPET MUNCHER SHITSLIDE WETBACK SHITPISSER FOUR-EYES BUTTFUCKER BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK DOM DeLUISE WIKIPEDIA I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITCOCK BUGFUCK NICARAGUA BUKKAKE INCEST INCEST SHIT COCK DEVELOPERS! 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AUTOFELLATIO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUCHE NAZI FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT HELL TRANNY SAGGY TITS PISS OFF SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER INBRED BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE CUNTYMINTS BALL SACK RAT'S ASS BASTARD ASSRAPING NICARAGUA FUCK FUCKING SHITHEAD TWISTY VAGINA YOU WANKER ASS ASSBANDIT BONER TITTIES CRAPPY BITCH VAGINA FRENCH TICKLER FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKWIT ASSFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE CHICKEN FRIES COCKSMOKER DAMN CLEMEN BEANER ASSRAPING CUNT PISS ARTIST BUKKAKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WANK SHITFUCKER FUCK ABO GRINGO DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD DONGSHOVER A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! ASS AAAAAAAAA! P'KANG TAMPONS SHIT CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YOU PECKERHEAD FUCKER PISS OFF PISSHOLE HORSE PENIS PUNANI TAMPONS PAKI ANAL DICK TITS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FELLATIO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH HELLFIRE EXTRA LONG PENIS SEMEN FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK FELLATIO RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH INBRED I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PRICK NIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ORGASM BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD HITLER RICK MORANIS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY SEX CHING CHONG CHINK NI BRUSH MA TEETH RAPE FU SPANG FLYING FUCK ASS FASCIST SNUFF PORN WIENER COCKSHITTER FUCK FIST FUCK CUNT SHITTY SHITFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER JAP DICKHEAD DIPSHIT TITTIES CAMEL FUCKER ASSRAPING DICKFACE BULLCRAP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT VAGINA NI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKER PICKANINNY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RAT'S ASS CUM MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF FUCKSTAIN FEMADOM DICKLICK DAMN PENIS SHITFUCKER CUNT CUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TITS & DICKS TITS CHIGGER SHIT COCKSTUFFER RUSTY TROMBONE SEMEN PISS OFF MICK BIGNOSE BITCH POLESMOKER DILDO SHITHEAD WETBACK SHIT DICKFACE FUCK OFF BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS BASTARD JOHNNY JOHNNY MOCKIE KRAUT COCKSUCKER SEX REBECCA BLACK POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD YID SHUT UP, MEG! CUNTRAG CHOAD NAZI BOON FUCKING DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY VENEREAL DISEASE CROTCH WINDOWS VISTA ASS HELL SIGMUND FREUD THONG TASTER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNTRAG INBRED PISSHOLE DONALD RUMSFELD RICK MORANIS DESU PISS DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN IT CAPTAIN CRUNCH FLYING FUCK FUCK FELCHING SCROTUM I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH ANAL DIABETES CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FIRECROTCH FLYING FUCK INBRED POOPOO CHOAD KISSER JOHNNY GYPSY BOON FREE ELECTIONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BORDER HOPPER ABO FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER JACKASS MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD COCK FUCKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS SHITBALLS FROG VAGINA I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS SHIT CHIGGER SEX PENISFUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SUGARTITS PISS ARTIST ARSE FENCE JUMPER BOON FUCKTARD SCROTUM NIPPLES ARSE YOU WANKER FUCK PISS ARTIST WIENER FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH FUCKING A SMEG DOG SHIT ANUSCAKE REDSKIN BUGGER OFF BUTT PIRATE NICARAGUA BUTT PIRATE NIGNOG FUCKFACE SHAKOPEE DAMN DAMN SHITHEAD FUCK YOU WANKER SHITSKIN HENTAI FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER WIENER DOUCHING SEMEN MICK SHIT FAG FRAK BUGGER OFF MARGARET THATCHER BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH TEDDY BEARS TRANNY JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DILDO VAGINA DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN TITS SOD OFF NIHILISM PISSHOLE FUCKING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POOPOO HOMO WANK CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITE GINGERBREAD FUCK FUCKFACE ASSWIPE BALLS FUCK DESU FUCKHEAD DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE BELLEND FUCKING A WANK TOSSER GOD DAMN FEATURED FELCHING JIGGABOO COCKSTUFFER INBRED SPICY CUNT FUCK TACO WILLY WONKA CONDOMS BUTTFUCKER DOUCHING GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PIECE OF SHIT PIGFUCKER FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN AMERICAN SPELLING NAZI DAMMIT CUNT BONER FROG'S FAT ASS PEARL NECKLACE PRICK SHUT UP, MEG! ASS FUCKER BUTTFUCKER JOHNNY SHITTY BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS YOUR MOM DICK TITS FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN TITS MALARKY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JESSE McCARTNEY STRAWBERRY ASS JAP WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

BUKKAKE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER GYPSY BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY FUCK OFF BALL SACK JIGGABOO P'KANG Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BLISTERING BARNACLES and with the NAZI and his FUCK of girraffes in which CHICKEN FRIES while reading about CLIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SAND NIGGER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE