Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without WIENER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a TOURETTE'S IS FUN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FIST FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder TAFFY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SEX, sudden 666 m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NECROPHILIA or DICKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITBALLS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUGARTITS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TWAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PICKANINNY utterFUCKance of socially BIRD SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CAMEL JOCKEY television programs to address WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKWIT Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be WANKER confused with HELLFIRE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BRUSH MA TEETH random SHIT disorientation, culturally-FUCK NUGGET-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DIRTY SANCHEZ language, TITMOUSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK PORCH MONKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities ASSCRACK of ANAL DIABETES BUKKAKE garbage.

Darnit.

A FEWMETS Polite Note to the SPUNK Author:

The CUNT LAPPER Tourette's PEARL NECKLACE Research Institute was WIENER founded to GOAT DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NAZI Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your [expletive deleted] article DIRTY SANCHEZ funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MALL SANTA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCUMBUCKET changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WOODPECKERSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKBAG Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of ASSWIPE Tourrette's sufferers CRACKER swear. You can AUTOFELLATIO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the YOGHURT CANNON bad side of a terrible PISS thing.
The main FUCKBAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FROG'S FAT ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CRACKER knee THIS IS A RARE SWEAR NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is JACKASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK YOU cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at I AM CORNHOLIO! school for TONY LA RUSSA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage INBRED sufferers to become TIT DIRT manically depressed and I RAPE WALRUSES! commit POMMIE suicide.
There is no HI, BILLY MAYS HERE cure, and the MALARKY drugs that are available to, "calm" the BAT FUCK INSANE tics often have adverse ARSEBADGERS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUGGER OFF perodol" which caused my entire EPIDIDYMIS body to go DAMN numb and ALF basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the HOSER drug.

I am an active member of a SHIT tourette syndrome LIMEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS the WETBACK public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POMMIE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOT HEAD sorry for FUCK NUGGET "hi-jacking" your GOOK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really CAMEL JOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a HITLER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKER, and making fun of a DICKLICK horrible disorder is (not) I WILL END YOU! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your D'OH time.

Best PUSSYLICKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries KOREA LOVER leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. FROG Regards to Andrew THONG TASTER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The SHITE bastard who wrote this article. You can BASTARD punch him if you NEGRO want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my SUCK MY DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SEX Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TIT DIRT and HELL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JAP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PRICK BAND WITH 4 SHITTY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PEARL NECKLACE HORSE! SEX IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SEX'S HOUSE

How SPUNK to BLOWJOB cure NIPPLES the RAT'S COCK Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HITLER for ASSHAT Tourette's 666 Syndrome BITCH is PENISFUCK following SEX these DONKEY DICK rules FELCHING in BITCH order:

1: Avoid BUKKAKE immature FRAK little PIG kids,
2: Count to PISSHOLE within JACK OFF 10 CHOADseconds,
3: Do not open your BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKTARD WOP nor JESUS FUCKING CHRIST talk,
4: Tell ANUSCAKE yourself you FUCKSTAIN don't CUNNILINGUS have SHITFACE this VENEREAL DISEASE disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER WITH NASTY JERK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INCEST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SEX last straw BASTARD!

I fucking put WINDOWS VISTA' my comment at the TOP OF THE REDNECK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PIGFUCKER the TOP OF RICK MORANIS THIS DICKHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FELLATIO offensive. CRAPMUNCHER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! people who try ASSHOLE to battle BOB SAGET'ASSFACE that tight-ass QUEEF 17-year-BEANER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ' HO RAT'S ASS'FAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK YOU is a laughing PEDOPHILIA matter. Plus there YOUR MOM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POOPY Uncyclopedia, there are THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! articles ASSHOLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKSTAIN stuff. So BUTT PIRATE that means ASS stop getting mad at the PEEPEE first part too and GANGBANG talking about the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM letter that it's FUCKING A mocking (what DAMN letter? I don't even know what GOOK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSHOLE hi self GOD DAMN even made a really SHIT LIKE A HORSE good point. "It's SON OF A BITCH nothing more PISS UP MY ARSE from a head nod to a CRAPMUNCHER knee tick". SEX. Which I'll add BITCH onto SHITTY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! suffer that MOCKIE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PORCUPINE'S BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JESUS FUCKING CHRIST be, because if I were a LOLLIPOPS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JAP hilarious. If you GO HOME AND DIE Want facts, go on DICKLICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE be offended, don't read MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS the freaking PEDOPHILIA article anyway.

CRAP HO ASSWIPE TITS RAT'S ASS BITCH SHITSKIN ORGASM BONER BASTARD

PENISFUCK FUCK OFF POOPOO CHING CHONG CHINK I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT SHITHEAD DICK CLEMEN DICK UNICORNS FUCKING SHITE GOD DAMMIT WANKER CLUSTERFUCK HO BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK ASS RAPE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WINDOWS VISTA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CLIT DICK TENTACLE RAPE FRENCH TICKLER INJUN COCKGOBLIN HELL LENS CRAFTERS AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD BULLCRAP SHITFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO DEMOCRACY WIGGER FELCHMONKEY DONKEY DICK GRAPE PENIS TIMBER NIGGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKHEAD COCK SHAKOPEE PEARL NECKLACE ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT MONKEY SHIT FUCKING A HELL CUNT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITTY STRAWBERRY ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS SHITBALLS VAGINA PRICK ASSHOLE CHICKEN FRIES HEIL HITLER! STEVE BALLMER ASS FUCKER CHOAD SHITFUCKER REBECCA BLACK CUNT LAPPER FLYING FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NORTH KOREA HITLER O CANADA PENIS NIGNOG CUNT TRANNY ASSHOLE FUCK YOU BIG FOOT I'LL RAPE YOU JERK OFF BEAVER PRICK SHITTY HOSER ASSCRACK CLIT WANK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITTYWANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN SOD FEWMETS TESTICLE CHOKE SHITHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE JOHN ELWAY FUCKFACE JACKASS FEMADOM SEMEN DAMN CAMEL FUCKER BITCH DICKLICK PISS ARTIST FASHION BUG CROTCH BELLEND PENIS DAMN IT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! PICKANINNY DAGO THONG TASTER BALLS FELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! KRAUT DICKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE BLOWJOB FRAK PORCH MONKEY FIST FUCK ASSHOLE PISS POLAK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN BEANER EPIDIDYMIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ FENCE JUMPER JACKASS REDNECK FUCK NUGGET BITCH PRICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS HAIL SATAN! FAG QUEEF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITTY COCK POLAK FUCK OFF STEVE BALLMER SHITBALLS SHITE DILDO PRICK JENKEM BLESSED DAMN SAINT SOD FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS SUCK MY DICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BASTARD FUCK ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER SCROTUM YOU WANKER BITCH BIGNOSE CUM FUCKER FELCHMONKEY BEANER SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY MOCCASINS ANAL DIABETES I AM CORNHOLIO! BITCH GOBSHITE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKHEAD TITTYWANK SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER FUCK NUGGET SHITE COCK LOGJAMMER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKFACE DONKEY DICK WALRUS SHIT ASSRAPING FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK YOU SHITTY FUCK OFF HELL FUCK GOD DAMMIT MALARKY THONG TASTER PISSHOLE SNUFF PORN GOBSHITE CUNTYMINTS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DAGO FUCKFACE BOOBS FUCKING PUNANI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TITMOUSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK FUCKHEAD NIGGER BITCH ASS HITLER GOATSE FUCK BUTTFUCKER POOPY PUSSY CUNT GOD DAMN ARSEBADGERS BITCH DAMN DILDO POMMIE CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER ASSHAT ORGASM TOSSER FUCKFACE FUCKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS WANKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HORSE SHIT INCEST CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! EUROIPODS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK A DUCK PEARL NECKLACE POMMIE EPIDIDYMIS DOUCHETITS POLAK DAGO I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ASSFACE DEMOCRACY FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BATHING SUIT AREA ASSWIPE TITS VENEREAL DISEASE WANK SPIC O CANADA ARSE SHIT CUNT SHITFUCKER PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT BALLS PISS CUNT NIPPLES DAMN CUM BLOWJOB DICK PISS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FAGGOT FUCKFACE FUCKER FUCK TITMOUSE LET'S SHIT WIGGER BULLCRAP JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH CUM FUCK OFF D'OH BELGIUM YOGHURT CANNON NORTH KOREA JIZZ FAGGOT COCK TITS FALSE BENSON RUSTY TROMBONE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER CAMEL JOCKEY SMEG COON CUNTBUCKET BIRD SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WANK FUCKER BOB SAGET SHITFACE JACKASS CLEVELAND STEAMER JACK OFF ASS ASSHAT WETBACK LET'S SHIT CHRISTHUMPER ASSWIPE ASSHAT TRANNY DAMN IT LET'S SHIT AMERICA ONLINE RANDY TRAVIS CUNNILINGUS BITCH SHIT ASSHOLE DUNE COON FIST FUCK CUNT SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS INCEST SMEG SOD OFF SUCK MY DICK SHITBALLS WANK SHIT TITWANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS INJUN THIS IS SPARTA! CHING CHONG CHINK NORTH KOREA COCK DOUCHING COLGATE FUCKTARD SEX CARPET MUNCHER GRINGO GOD DAMMIT GRIS NIGNOG ASSWIPE DUMBASS BALLS VAGINA SHITFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YID CUNT PUSSY ASS FASCIST CHOAD KISSER FUCKBAG NEGRO GOOK FUCKFACE BONER SAND NIGGER DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER O KURWA! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COON DAMNATION JACK OFF PISS ARTIST DOUCHETITS ASSWIPE ANUSCAKE SOD FELCHING HO CUM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PEARL NECKLACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EAT MY SHIT! BIGNOSE POLESMOKER AMERICA ONLINE FUCKWIT CHAV 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DAMNED TABERNACLE RAT'S COCK DICKWAD BALLS BATHING SUIT AREA DICKFACE PENIS FUCK CLEMEN BONER GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD INBRED FUCKER NEGRO TITWANK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WILLY WONKA MACACA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PENISBIRD BONER COCK MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKSTAIN SPANK THE MONKEY POLESMOKER YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU CONDOMS BOB SAGET BIRD SHIT EMO FUCKFACE DEVELOPERS! CUNT GARBAGE DAY! BRITNEY ASS PISS UP MY ARSE BOOBS HO WANKER FOREIGN CURRENCY FROG ASSHAT PENIS QUEEF HONKY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS OFF BITCH WIENER FUCKSTAIN WANK WANKSPLAT PAKI CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF HELL NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES FUCKBAG SAND NIGGER GOATSE FUCKWIT BELGIUM SHITTY RANDY TRAVIS RAPE HOMO BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH CHICKEN SHIT SHITE BEAVER BUKKAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PENIS FUCKBAG BASTARD ASSWIPE FRIG suck my mothers TOWELHEAD BENCH PRESS ASSHOLE BITCH MARGARET THATCHER ASSCRACK [EXPLETIVE] KRAUT CUNT JENKEM DIPSHIT MICK DONKEY DICK TITS & DICKS FUCKHEAD HITLER LENS CRAFTERS INBRED DALAI LAMA FLYING FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITHEAD FUCKTARD DONKEY PUNCHER TOWELHEAD BANGKOK DIPSHIT NICARAGUA DUMBASS PAKI FELLATIO MILF FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BELGIUM GOATSE AUTOFELLATIO REBECCA BLACK NI PISSHOLE D'OH BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD BEANER PISS OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TAMPONS FRED PHELPS DICKFACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS BULLSHIT ASSRAMMER YUKY DOODY PORCH MONKEY DICK BIRD SHIT CHALICE CHRISTHUMPER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK MAMA MIA VAGINA SUITCASE PENIS FAGGOT ASSHAT FUCKWIT BOON FROG'S FAT ASS FUDGEPACKER FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA CRAPMUNCHER CHUFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITPISSER CHIGGER CUNTSWILLING OSTRICH MY ASS NORTH KOREA BUTTFUCKER NIGGER DAMN ORGASM SCROTUM POLAK DOUCHETITS FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HELL FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JERK OFF BELLEND TWAT CRIMETHINK SHIT FUCK BALL SACK BALLS CUNTING ASSCRACK BONER SHITFACE CUNT KIDDY FIDDLER ASSWIPE DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK GYPSY RAPE TIMBER NIGGER NIPPLES RAT'S ASS OH SHI– CUNTBUCKET TIT DIRT SHITHEAD NIPPLES JACK OFF SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD [Insert silly non-swear here] EMO PISS OFF CUNTBUCKET DAMN FUCKTARD SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS POLAK JOHN ELWAY DAMMIT QUEEF FUCK [Insert swear here] CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASS NIPPLES ASSRAPING SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU DONKEY DICK CONDOMS BOOBIES YID GOD DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS CLIT JAP I WILL KILL YOU! MOCKIE GANGBANG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE PEEPEE BRUSH MA TEETH PIG COCK FUCKSTAIN MACACA CARPET MUNCHER MONKEY SHIT TWAT CROTCH ASSCRACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS BELLEND CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DUMBASS ANAL DONKEY DICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PICKANINNY ASSWIPE CLEMEN FUCK DOG SHIT WIKIPEDIA BEAVER BITCH JIGGABOO HELL DOUCHING DICK CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCK CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER DONKEY DICK COCKSMOKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS JIGGABOO I WILL END YOU! PUNANI GOD DAMN NIPPLES WARNER MUSIC GROUP HEIL HITLER! ASS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! CANNED QUOTE REDNECK RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK CROTCH FOOTBALL RAGHEAD JACKASS SHIT SUCK MY DICK BATHING SUIT AREA NINTENDOGS REDSKIN POOPY FUCKWIT NEGRO PENIS MARGARET THATCHER FROG'S FAT ASS ASS FASCIST SUGARTITS JERRY CHRISTHUMPER DICK TITS DAMN EMO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TWAT SPUNK TITS & DICKS GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER VAGINA WHORE BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT JACK OFF MARY WHITEHOUSE FLYING FUCK COON DILDO GRINGO SHITFACE PEARL NECKLACE ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT ASS LICKER ASSWIPE CHIGGER GOD DAMN GOD DAMN ASSHAT GRAPE PENIS CUNT FUCKING A FUCKING INCEST BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKING DICKHEAD FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK PISS OFF SMEG FUCKING A SCUMBAG DICK CHICKEN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD MALL SANTA LET'S SHIT FROG MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! KRAUT MOZILLA FIREFOX DONKEY DICK CRAPFUCKER HELL CUNT LAPPER PEARL NECKLACE GOD BLESS AMERICA SUGARTITS SHUT UP, MEG! FLYING FUCK SHITCOCK TOSSER RAT'S COCK GOOK DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS STEVE BALLMER FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK HELL DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING BITCH GREASER HENTAI GOD DAMMIT HELL CUM NEOPETS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HELL DICK TITS BENCH PRESS TITTIES SHITSLINGING SUGARTITS GRINGO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MONKEY SHIT POLAK SHIT BOOBS CRAP BONER ABO FLOWERS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE FUCK SHITFUCKER PENIS CUNTRAG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMMIT SHITTY DOUCHE CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKFACE ANAL YOU WANKER HOMO SHITFACE TIMBER NIGGER SHITFUCKER GOBSHITE JACKASS SHIT WANK REDNECK FUCK YOU HOMO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOUCHEBAG CUNNILINGUS COCK NIGGER FUCKING A EMO FUCKER FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER CHICKEN FRIES WANK JIGGABOO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SEX CUNT CUNNILINGUS SHITTY FUCKFUCKFUCK DILDO FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU AUTOFELLATIO CRAP BULLSHIT POLACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CAMEL JOCKEY VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH SHITSKIN TWISTY VAGINA ASSFACE GOATSE FUCK OFF FUCKFACE I RAPE WALRUSES! NIPPLES FUCK OFF Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SUGARTITS and with the SPUNK and his CUNTYMINTS of girraffes in which HAIL SATAN! while reading about SEX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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