Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MOLDY TITS'SHUT UP, MEG!'RAT'S COCK'WIGGER'RAGHEAD'CHICKEN SHIT'COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHIT LIKE A HORSE look at the TAMPONS talk page of this QUEEF article for notes or discussion before TWISTY VAGINA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FAGGOT neurochemical FUCK disorder DYKE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid VAGINA, sudden WANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOUGHNUT PUNCHER or FUCK OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FRAK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITCOCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOU WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSWIPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ANUSCAKE SON OF A BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially BUTT-HOLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CONDOMS television programs to address FASHION BUG Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKHEAD Tourette's is [EXPLETIVE] not to be SHITSLINGING confused with ANAL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I WILL END YOU! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKFACE random DAMN IT disorientation, culturally-WANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOOK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOOBS language, CUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CRAPMUNCHER HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENISPENISPENIS!!! souvenir shoppes and massive INBRED quantities CLEVELAND STEAMER of ANAL DIABETES GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Author:

The FUCKSTAIN Tourette's RAT'S COCK Research Institute was SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS founded to CHOAD KISSER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGGER TITS article BORDER HOPPER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PAKI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MARGARET THATCHER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNTRAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBAG swear. You can TITS & DICKS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELL TV, for always focusing on the FELLATIO bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
• The main PISS ARTIST symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'REDNECK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITFUCKER knee CUM NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICKHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PEARL NECKLACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOU WANKER school for CAMEL JOCKEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAP ON A STICK sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and DICK commit SPIC suicide.
• There is no I WILL END YOU! cure, and the BUGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUM tics often have adverse DICKLICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELLFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire DYKE body to go JIGGABOO numb and JACK ABRAMOFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTERFUCK it is without the MOZILLA FIREFOX drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKFUCKFUCK tourette syndrome FUCKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating D'OH the HELL public view of Tourettes as a "TOURETTE'S IS FUN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FROG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLEMEN sorry for FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK "hi-jacking" your SHITFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NEGRO this that really KRAUT annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACK OFF, and making fun of a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS horrible disorder is (not) DONKEY PUNCHER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POMMIE time.

Best TWISTY VAGINA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GARBAGE DAY!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. DEMOCRACY Regards to Andrew CUNTRAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The SCRATCH! GROUNDER! bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFACE punch him if you PAKI want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SAND NIGGER saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my FUCKWIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine VAGINA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SUCK MY DICK and HAIL SATAN! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 BEAVER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! VAGINA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO VAGINA'S HOUSE

How ALEX TREBEK to WIENER cure DIPSHIT the DUMBASS Tourette's NIPPLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JACKASS SHIT for CLEMEN Tourette's FUCKHEAD Syndrome SHITFUCKER is SHITSLINGING following WIENER these FUCKWIT rules DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! in FUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid FELCHMONKEY immature FUDGEPACKER little ANUSCAKE kids,
• 2: Count to ASSFACE within DOUCHEBAG 10 FUCKTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE TWAT FUCKER nor BOOBS talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKFUCKFUCK yourself you FUCKFACE don't POLAK have MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE this BULLSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BONER WITH NASTY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PORCH MONKEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the VAGINA last straw KAFFIR!

I fucking put AUTOFELLATIO' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at INCEST the TOP OF CHENEY THIS DILDO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be I AM CORNHOLIO! offensive. FUCKWIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to YID people who try MORGAN TSVANGIRAI to battle PIECE OF SHIT'I'LL RAPE YOU that tight-ass D'OH 17-year-ASSCRACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK it now, but someone said GOD DAMMIT' PRICK ASSFACE'FLYING RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITFACE is a laughing FEMADOM matter. Plus there BOOBIES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are GOD DAMMIT articles OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BALLS stuff. So PRICK that means HELLFIRE stop getting mad at the GOD DAMN first part too and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! talking about the POMMIE letter that it's WHORE mocking (what WILLY WONKA letter? I don't even know what DONGSHOVER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SCROTUM hi self GOD DAMN even made a really SPANK THE MONKEY good point. "It's BLUE PENIS! nothing more CUNNILINGUS from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES. Which I'll add DIPSHIT onto SHITTY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCKGOBLIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUM hilarious. If you PENIS ON A STICK Want facts, go on SEMPRINI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RUSTY TROMBONE be offended, don't read ASS the freaking DICK article anyway.

POMMIE AUTOFELLATIO DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER FELLATIO TITMOUSE HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ GOATSE PICKANINNY

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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK VENEREAL DISEASE HELL FELCHING PEDOPHILIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH YOU WANKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BASTARD SHITE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS TOWELHEAD DAMN FUCK WANK HONKY HORSE SHIT BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER MALL SANTA BANGKOK ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMMIT SHITCUNTING SHIT WHITE PEOPLE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TACO CUNNILINGUS DONKEY DICK NIGGER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT FELLATIO RAT'S COCK PAKI DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING FLYING FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD DAGO SHIT CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT [expletive deleted] DAMMIT BUGGER HONKY LAKE TITICACA AMERICAN SPELLING SHITFUCKER ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE I WILL KILL YOU! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! DAMN HO DILDO NIGNOG JAP FRIG RAT'S COCK DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKBAG BOOBS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT DOG FUCKER JERRY JOHN SMILEY FACE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK EUROIPODS ASSCRACK FUCKWIT NAZI BLOWJOB ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSFACE FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE BUTT-HEAD COON FUCKING JUMP! SOD OFF JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKFACE FUCK BOOBIES POLAK ASSHAT TITWANK ORGASM CRAPMUNCHER BULLSHIT HADJI JOHNNY BUGGER OFF CUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES BALL SACK CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP COCK BOOBIES ASSHOLE DAMN IT BUGGER OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HORSE SHIT TITMOUSE DOG FUCKER ASS CHOAD ASSHAT DICKHEAD BIBLE BASHER GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT BELLEND LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE DIPSHIT FUCKBAG CUM SAMUEL L. JACKSON SUCK MY DICK SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD GOAT DICK COCK GREASER FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN PEDOPHILIA PUSSY FUCK YOU CAPTAIN CRUNCH POTTYMOUTH CAMEL FUCKER COCK DAMN FUCK OFF GOATSE FRITZ CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS FLYING FUCK SHITCUNTING RECTUM RAIDER YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD WEHATEMARIO SON OF A BITCH I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE FUDGEPACKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MICK COON DICK CHIGGER MASTURBATION BOB SAGET I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS DOUCHING TWAT CUNT CHOAD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SHITSLINGING ANAL FLAMING ASS BADGER BASTARD GOD DAMMIT HAIL SATAN! DOT HEAD DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKER BENSON SUCKS BALLS BRITNEY NECROPHILIA POMMIE OSTRICH MY ASS DIPSHIT ASSWIPE YOU WANKER KRAUT RUSTY TROMBONE LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH FRITZ POLACK YOU WANKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! JACKASS FUCKWIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASS HUMAN RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER BEANER DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER FUCK OFF DAMN BLUMPKIN WIENER BUGFUCK ARSE FUCKWIT GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE INJUN RUSKIE BIGNOSE FEMADOM DIPSHIT CLIT WIENER SCROTUM GOD DAMN PENIS ON A STICK BEAVER PAKI WIGGER SEX TOSSER ABO DIPSHIT QUEEF MONKEY BALLS BALLS NAZI MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN INBRED BITCH JERRY BUGFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH CRAP BALLS CUNNILINGUS CUNTRAG CUNTRAG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIRD SHIT FUCK MONKEY SHIT DARTH VADER KNOBJOCKEY ASSWIPE BLISTERING BARNACLES ARSE PENIS HORSE SHIT TITS GYPSY EAT MY SHIT! YOUR MOM TIT SPRINKLES WIGGER SHITTY RAPE HAIL SATAN! PEEPEE TAMPONS GREASER CUNT INBRED RAPE SHITFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH REDNECK I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER TWAT CARPET MUNCHER SHITHEAD STEVE BALLMER ASS FUCKTARD BUGGER CUNT DAMN FOUR-EYES WILLY WONKA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CUM JERK OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY ORGASM RICK MORANIS [expletive deleted] SIGMUND FREUD JOHN ELWAY CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT TWAT HORSE SHIT DICK DIPSHIT JAP SHITSLIDE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITE SUCK MY DICK DAMN FEWMETS DOG FUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSCRACK ASSHAT HADJI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKHEAD SCROTUM GRAPE PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POLAK LIMEY POLAK COON DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNTYMINTS PENISBIRD PECKERHEAD POOPY CAMEL FUCKER FAG ASS FASCIST CHINK BEAVER JOHNNY FUCK JACKASS SHIT BASTARD BUGGER DOUCHE GENITALIA HOMO DOUCHE NAZI ASS TWISTY VAGINA BITCH HONKY GOD DAMN MALARKY BITCH TOWELHEAD DONGSHOVER DIPSHIT HELLFUCKER BULLCRAP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PEDOPHILIA GREASER DAGO WIKIPEDIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACK OFF DELICIOUS CAKE NIGNOG JACKASS WOP GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL DOUCHING CUNT TWAT GOBSHITE GRINGO CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ART METAL PRODUCTS TITS & DICKS FLAMING ASS BADGER HOLY DUMB FUCK FAGGOT DAGO FUCKSTAIN SHITE HELLFIRE FELLATIO SHITFUCKER FRIG FUCKING A KRAUT DICKFACE BIRD SHIT DOODIE HEAD BUTTFUCKER JACKASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DIPSHIT DOUCHEBAG TITS & DICKS SHITTY SHIT JAP SHITSLINGING DAGO SHIT BELGIUM SHIT GENITALIA SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG DICK TITS DOUCHEBAG SCUMBUCKET BOB SAGET PISS OFF MY ASS DIPSHIT PAKI BLUE PENIS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BRUSH MA TEETH CRAP POLACK GENITALIA RAT'S ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE BOOBIES FENCE JUMPER MOCCASINS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JOHNNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD EAT MY SHIT! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP KIKE POLESMOKER BUGFUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS JAP BUNG-HOLE FUCK DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO CC PLZ CUNTYMINTS DEVELOPERS! PUNANI SPANK THE MONKEY DIPSHIT BASTARD STUDENT PROTESTS PIXIES NAZI ASSWIPE TRANNY JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT MILF CHAV LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITTY DUMBASS FUCKING JUMP! BITCH TITS ARSE COCKSTUFFER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JIZZ CHIGGER RUSKIE TITTIES BITCH CARPET MUNCHER MONKEY BALLS I WILL KILL YOU! DOUCHETITS POLACK CRAPPY SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT KRAUT FIST FUCK FUCKING POMMIE DICKHEAD PIG CLIT BALL SACK FUCKING PISSHOLE QUEEF WANK PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS AY-AY-AY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTTFUCKER TARTAR SAUCE FUCK GANGBANG EMO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the BUKKAKE and his ARSE of girraffes in which SHITSLINGING while reading about PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See REDSKIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITFUCKER