Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ORGASM'CONDOMS'SCUMBAG'MOCCASINS'WEHATEMARIO'MOTHERFUCKER'MASTURBATION Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder CARPET MUNCHER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden RAT'S COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SON OF A BITCH or ASSCRACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUSSY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT LIKE A HORSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING A by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I'LL RAPE YOU words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TESTICLE CHOKE BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FIST FUCK utterFUCKance of socially BAD MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIGNOSE television programs to address HELL Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHEBAG Tourette's is INBRED not to be COON confused with PICKANINNY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANK random ALF disorientation, culturally-DUMBASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITTY language, BUTT PIRATE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD ANAL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HORSE PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive BUGGER quantities INBRED of ANAL DIABETES FLAMING ASS BADGER garbage.

Darnit.

A TWAT Polite Note to the POLACK Author:

The TWAT Tourette's DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Research Institute was GOATSE founded to DAMN IT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FEWMETS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMMIT article FOUR-EYES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I WILL KILL YOU! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NECROPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance KIDDY FIDDLER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLUSTERFUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NI Tourrette's sufferers SACRAMENTO swear. You can POMMIE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MONKEY SHIT TV, for always focusing on the MASTURBATION bad side of a terrible WANKSPLAT thing.
• The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACKASS SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUKKAKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SONNY BILL WILLIAMS knee BEAVER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HORSE SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIPPLES sufferers to become TITS & DICKS manically depressed and HO commit FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE suicide.
• There is no JACKASS cure, and the BUGFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRACKER tics often have adverse BUGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SON OF A BITCH perodol" which caused my entire GOOK body to go DOUCHING numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than SPICY CUNT FUCK it is without the DILDO drug.

I am an active member of a KIKE tourette syndrome PIG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BASTARD the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK public view of Tourettes as a "AY-AY-AY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JAP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BOOBIES sorry for ASSFACE "hi-jacking" your CROTCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHINK this that really SOAPY TITWANK annoys me. I am working towards a HAIL SATAN! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISSHOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CROTCH, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) MICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICK time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. FUCKFUCKFUCK Regards to Andrew PISS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The DICKLICK bastard who wrote this article. You can BATHING SUIT AREA punch him if you GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFUCKER saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ASSFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSFACE and FELCHING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FELCHING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RAT'S COCK BAND WITH 4 COCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How FUCKSTAIN to SPANK THE MONKEY cure BASTARD the BASTARD Tourette's HITLER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITS for PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's ASS Syndrome PISS is SHITFACE following DICK TITS these FUCK YOU rules DUNE COON in FUCKSTAIN order:

• 1: Avoid CHRISTHUMPER immature DICKHEAD little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to ORGASM within CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE 10 REBECCA BLACKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your INCEST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUGFUCK nor FRENCH TICKLER talk,
• 4: Tell BUTTFUCKER yourself you Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! don't AY-AY-AY have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

this DICKWAD disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY CUNT CRAPPER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITPISSER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw DAMN!

I fucking put BALL SACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAT'S COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF HITLER THIS CUNTYMINTS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HORSE SHIT offensive. COLGATE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKSTAIN people who try YID to battle BONER'PIECE OF SHIT that tight-ass AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI 17-year-NIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BOOBIES it now, but someone said FELCHING' DILDO CUNT'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING pen0r is a laughing POMMIE matter. Plus there TWO-INCH PENIS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DUMBASS Uncyclopedia, there are TAMPONS articles COMMUNIST DILDO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOB SAGET stuff. So FROG'S FAT ASS that means WHORE stop getting mad at the MASTURBATION first part too and BUTTFUCKER talking about the CUNT letter that it's COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT mocking (what JIZZ letter? I don't even know what FLYING FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian WANK hi self OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! even made a really JACKASS good point. "It's CHICKEN SHIT nothing more FLYING RAT'S ASS from a head nod to a PISS OFF MY ASS knee tick". BASTARD. Which I'll add FUCK onto MOCCASINS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that NECROPHILIA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIPSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAPE be, because if I were a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHIGGER hilarious. If you FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Want facts, go on FLYING FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNTRAG be offended, don't read MOTHERFUCKER the freaking BONER article anyway.

FLYING FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSFACE FUCKER BUTTFUCKER 666 HELL JACKASS SHIT ASS FASCIST BUGGER OFF

BUTTFUCKER OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE CRACKER INBRED SHITBALLS DOUCHEBAG EMO CUNT BUGFUCK ALEX TREBEK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NECROPHILIA DILDO FUCK OFF TRANNY INBRED DOG SHIT FUCKTARD NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS RAT'S COCK BENSON SUCKS PENIS GRAPE PENIS FUCKWIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BOB SAGET AY-AY-AY PISS OFF MY ASS HORSE SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER CHINK GOATSE DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES MILF SHITE ASSRAMMER FUCKSTAIN DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CUNT CRAPPER DICKHEAD NICARAGUA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAPE PISS ARTIST ASS FIRECROTCH TAMPONS CUNT PISS OFF BULLCRAP TITTIES GOD DAMMIT AY-AY-AY DIPSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITS & DICKS ASS HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WANK NAZI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD MALARKY COCKSUCKER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCK FOUR-EYES SOD PUSSY RAPE NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK WIENER ASS LICKER LENS CRAFTERS HELLFIRE GARBAGE DAY! POOPOO JACKASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BASTARD WILLY WONKA THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES DICKWAD BULLSHIT FIRECROTCH RAT'S ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FIST FUCK SHIT BUTTFUCKER BITCH NIPPLES LAKE TITICACA TAFFY DAMN IT BULLSHIT ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING DAMN HO DICKLICK COLGATE GARBAGE DAY! CONAN O'BRIAN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BITCH CLIT PUSSY BIGNOSE SHITFACE TITMOUSE POTTYMOUTH FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN SEX BASTARD SHITFUCKER DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE MOCKIE ORGASM ADMINS ARE GAY RAT'S ASS FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOATSE PISS OFF WANKSPLAT MALARKY AUTOFELLATIO GREASER FRENCH TICKLER JIGGABOO DAMN DICKWAD FRIG ASSFACE NIGGER NIGGER POWERSHIT FLYING FUCK HOSER PECKERHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER CHUFF RUSTY TROMBONE TAFFY FROG WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS KIDDY FIDDLER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HOMO FUCK HONKY SHITHEAD JOHNNY DICK ARSE BULLSHIT HAPPINESS JERK OFF CUNT DAMNATION TOTAL LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMMIT BIRD SHIT PIECE OF SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SON OF A BITCH BIGNOSE RAGHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMMIT SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN PISS COCKSHITTER CUNNILINGUS WANK PISS WANKSPLAT ASSFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEMEN JACKASS GOD BLESS AMERICA NIGGER SOD OFF CLEMEN CUNTBUCKET ABO WANK DOODIE HEAD REBECCA BLACK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUTTFUCKER DICK IN A BOX PUSSY WIKIPEDIA DAMN IT suck my mothers FENCE JUMPER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX JAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN WANK TURD WHITE PEOPLE GOD DAMN HELL SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT SHITTY FUCKING A CAMEL JOCKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITFACE BOLLOCKS CUNNILINGUS SHITE DIPSHIT BUNG-HOLE BALL SACK SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS COMMUNIST DILDO BASTARD PORCH MONKEY COON WHORE BALL SACK AUTOFELLATIO PISS WETBACK FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT ARSE WANK POO POO BLOWJOB ASSHAT DOUCHING I'LL RAPE YOU TITS & DICKS FUCK PUSSY [Insert yet another person's name here] BUGGER OFF RECTUM RAIDER CHIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ BUKKAKE YOGHURT CANNON BLISTERING BARNACLES TITS FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY VENEREAL DISEASE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CRACKER ASSWIPE HELL TITS FUCKFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL SHIT POOPY NIGGER HENTAI ALEX TREBEK BASTARD CLIT DYKE ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT MILF BITCH CUNT PEDOPHILIA DOUCHETITS GREASER NIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN BONER DONKEY PUNCHER BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG BOOBS FAGGOT ASS JERK OFF GRINGO SHIT BULLSHIT [expletive deleted] JENKEM TITS BONG BIRD SHIT BITCH CARPET MUNCHER BUTT PIRATE JACKASS FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER COCK MOCKIE CHOAD BLUMPKIN NAZI BUGGER CUNT FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT BONG FIRECROTCH JAP PEARL NECKLACE TITMOUSE HORSE PENIS SCROTUM FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN JERRY GIVING HEAD MASTURBATION FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUNG-HOLE WARNER MUSIC GROUP BULLCRAP BEANER SAND NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER PRICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHOLE WIKIPEDIA TAMPON IN MY ASS DOUCHING I RAPE WALRUSES! WANK DICKHEAD TITS JOHN ELWAY CUNTSWILLING BUTT PIRATE GIVING HEAD NORTH KOREA CHRISTHUMPER SHIT GOD DAMN HYPERINFLATION DIRTY SANCHEZ BOOBIES BASTARD BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS O CANADA TAFFY WANK CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE JESSE McCARTNEY MASTURBATION POOPOO BITCH PIECE OF SHIT COCK ASSFACE WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT FUCKING BASEBALL PUSSYLICKER BRITNEY WINDOWS VISTA BLOWJOB PRICK DAMMIT PISS ARTIST COON FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE ORGASM POMMIE MARGARET THATCHER BONER CUNT PUSSY SHITSLINGING ASS POO POO BLOWJOB HENTAI CUNT NECROPHILIA TITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUTT PIRATE PUPPIES SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN HELL CHOAD TAMPON IN MY ASS RAGHEAD BEANER TOSSER SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS BONER SHITFACE MICK QUEEF ORGASM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CRACKER FUCKSTAIN SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITPISSER CHUFF BULLSHIT EAT MY SHIT! SHITFACE DAMN GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK PUSSYLICKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITSLINGING HAIL SATAN! NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD GYPSY DOG SHIT PISS ARTIST CUNT JERRY DAGO BASTARD BULLCRAP ORGASM SMILES SHITE NEGRO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FELCHING FUCK SUGARTITS STUDENT RIOTS BOOBS NIGGER BOON PUSSY NIGGER WIGGER TITTIES LAKE TITICACA GREASER DOG SHIT DICK TRANNY SHITE FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER SHITE SHITE TAMPON IN MY ASS CARPET MUNCHER KIDDY FIDDLER COCKSHITTER FUCKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKBAG SHITE MALARKY CONDOMS TOWELHEAD SHITSLINGING MAMA MIA JERRY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT CRAPPER FLYING FUCK O CANADA FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PIG SEX RAT'S ASS BITCH WIENER PENIS ASSCRACK HORSE PENIS DICK CUNNILINGUS WOP FRIG ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE DICK DONKEY DICK RIGHTS NI SHITSLINGING BLUMPKIN PISS I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKHEAD TRANNY ASSWIPE FAG SNUFF PORN JAP ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN JERK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN PISS OFF SCUMBUCKET SHIT [expletive deleted] GENITALIA JACKASS SHIT JOHNNY SHITSLINGING WETBACK FUCKTARD TITS & DICKS ASSWIPE WHORE PORCH MONKEY DILDO AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD COCKSUCKER DAMN CHUFF SAND NIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RECTUM RAIDER SHITSKIN BONER DONKEY DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS QUEEF DOM DeLUISE SHITFACE INBRED BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT LET'S SHIT FUCKTARD DONGSHOVER POLACK JACK OFF BITCH CUNT SOD ASSHOLE WANK EAT MY SHIT! KRAUT FUCK YOU WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? KAFFIR WANKER DAGO PISS OFF FUCK OFF SHITCOCK WIGGER HAIL SATAN! FUCKHEAD WANK O CANADA RAT'S ASS SHIT GOBSHITE DOUCHING CUNTRAG CUM WANKSPLAT BITCH PORCH MONKEY BITCH FELCHMONKEY IN SACREMENT ASS SHITE FUCKWIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY GARBAGE DAY! CLEMEN JOHNNY JOHN SMILEY FACE MASTURBATION SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITBALLS CUNT CRAPPER LIMEY SMEG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKHEAD WIENER ALEX TREBEK FUCKING JUMP! CRAP ASSFACE DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHIT SCUMBAG BIRD SHIT CROTCH CUNT WIENER FIRECROTCH BONG WANK FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NAZI WHORE CHINK ASSHOLE ASSFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNTRAG BULLSHIT FUCKTARD SHITHEAD DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOBSHITE FAGGOT DAMMIT FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FELLATIO SHITBALLS MICK NAZI POLAK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COCKSUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS O CANADA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WETBACK COCK SON OF A BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! COCK TAMPONS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TAMPONS FUCKHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANK CHING CHONG CHINK ABO SHITPISSER DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITE HORSE PENIS SHIT PISSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER FUCKBAG NIGGER KAFFIR CHIGGER FIRECROTCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CC PLZ D'OH NEGRO POOPOO GOATSE ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF WIENER POOPY DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT BIG FOOT BULLCRAP DAMN ORGASM GOBSHITE FUCKING JUMP! BEAVER PISS ARTIST BEAVER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNTING ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER SHIT FELCHING FUCK BOON COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FELLATIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS INJUN COCKSHITTER TURD GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS NAZI FUCKER FUCK FELLATIO TAMPONS FUCK TITWANK TUBA BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! BONER PIGFUCKER SHITHEAD PENISBIRD NIGNOG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER EPIDIDYMIS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HELLFUCKER PORCH MONKEY HELL FUCK OFF INCEST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HORSE PENIS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DOG FUCKER YOU WANKER BLOWJOB ASS FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE AY-AY-AY CRAPMUNCHER GOATSE DICKHEAD FUCK ORGASM CRAP CUNT BOB SAGET PISSHOLE FUCKING A SHITFUCKER BASTARD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER D'OH FUCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BOOBIES FUCK PIKACHU PENISFUCK CUNTYMINTS FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY CUNT WANK SCUMBUCKET JERK OFF CRAPMUNCHER DARTH VADER MOLDY TITS INJUN DICK IN A BOX FUCK HELL ASS COCKGOBLIN ASSHAT CUNTBUCKET PUSSYLICKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOOK CUNT INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTBUCKET RAT'S ASS WANK SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TITS & DICKS TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITTIES MOLDY TITS ORGASM PISS WOP TAMPONS FUCKING A WIENER DAMMIT TWAT BEAVER JIGGABOO MOCCASINS CUNTBUCKET CUNT SCROTUM INBRED BUGGER CROTCH TURD JACKASS SHITBALLS PENIS DARTH VADER SON OF A BITCH HELL WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SHIT FLYING FUCK BONG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CONDOMS CUNT CRAPPER TITS GOOK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ARSE OSTRICH MY ASS SHITSLINGING SHITSLINGING FUCKING DAMN FUCKWIT FUCKING A CLEVELAND STEAMER NI SON OF A BITCH TACO FUCKFACE WANK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER COON ARSE FUCK YOU MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKSTAIN ASS FUCK YOU SHIT CUNTBUCKET O KURWA! RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH AMERICA ONLINE BIRD SHIT [expletive deleted] HELL WIGGER FUCK YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK PISSHOLE DOM DeLUISE [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE NIGNOG BALLS RECTUM RAIDER JERK OFF GOD DAMN DOUCHING HELL [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] PISS ARTIST LOGJAMMER ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WIENER DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT JIZZ PISS CHENEY BUTTFUCKER CUNT MOCCASINS PISS OFF ASS LICKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNTBUCKET COCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SAND NIGGER BITCH SCROTUM BONER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK YOU FUCKWIT NIGGER CHRISTHUMPER HELL YOU WANKER FUCKER BOON PISS ARTIST JACKASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKFACE SHITFACE THONG TASTER POWERSHIT YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH DEVELOPERS! CUNT BIRD SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! CLUSTERFUCK TITWANK HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! DIPSHIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO WANKER HELLFUCKER BASTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGFUCK PIGFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY SHAKOPEE SHITHEAD SPIC SPIC FUCKFACE GRINGO BLOWJOB CLEMEN ARSE DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMN PECKERHEAD SHAKOPEE FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER REDNECK TITS BASTARD NECROPHILIA FU SPANG BALLS CRAPMUNCHER DICK IN A BOX NIGGER COCKSMOKER SHITE FUCKER DANDELIONS SHIT CHOAD KISSER DICK ASS DICKHEAD FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE MACACA DICKHEAD SEMEN NEGRO ASS BIGNOSE SHIT CANNED QUOTE BEAVER ASSWIPE DONGSHOVER BITCH ORGASM WIENER ASS BANGKOK WANK TITS ASSWIPE CHOAD O CANADA FUCK SHITE ASSWIPE BONER SHITTY PISS ARTIST SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICK SHIT WANKSPLAT BASTARD CLEMEN DONALD RUMSFELD TIT SPRINKLES TITWANK ASSCRACK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE TIT DIRT TITTIES FELCHING WANK BOOBIES DOG SHIT FUCK CUNT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FLAMING ASS BADGER BOLLOCKS JACK OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOCCASINS PENISBIRD FUCK FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK P'KANG FUCKFACE HADJI O CANADA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT LAPPER FUCK OFF PEEPEE HENTAI SHITFACE GREASER WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER BITCH PICKANINNY BONG ARSE ASSFACE CUNTRAG ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK BIGNOSE FUCKWIT BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER BOOBS FUCK A DUCK 666 JACKASS SUCK MY COCK BALLS GOAT DICK JACKASS NEGRO DICK IN A BOX SON OF A BITCH FROG DAMNATION ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP OH SHI– BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER FELCHMONKEY BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU CROTCH COCKSHITTER CUNT FEMADOM SEMEN COON MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD FUCKING A TWO-INCH PENIS BITCH DOUCHE NAZI MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT VAGINA NECROPHILIA SHITTY PISS OFF RAT'S ASS NIGNOG BITCH ASS CRAPMUNCHER RUSKIE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS ARTIST and with the CONDOMS and his SPIC of girraffes in which CLUSTERFUCK while reading about FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JIGGABOO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS