Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITHEAD'SHITE'RAGHEAD'PISS ARTIST'TWAT'OSTRICH MY ASS'MARGARET THATCHER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JACKASS look at the COCKSUCKER talk page of this JUMPING JESUS!!! article for notes or discussion before THONG TASTER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD BLESS AMERICA neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD BLESS AMERICA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WALRUS SHIT, sudden FUCKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FIRECROTCH or FUCK YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAP in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGNOG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FRED PHELPS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TURD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCROTUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK TWAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FENCE JUMPER utterFUCKance of socially ASSHOLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS television programs to address FIRECROTCH Tourette's syndrome.

BENCH PRESS Tourette's is SHIT not to be SHITCOCK confused with BUTT PIRATE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITE random ASSFACE disorientation, culturally-PRICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BONER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTTFUCKER language, ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FRAK BIRD SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGGER OFF souvenir shoppes and massive SHIT quantities FUCKBAG of ANAL DIABETES ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMN Polite Note to the TAFFY Author:

The FUCK Tourette's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Research Institute was HEIL HITLER! founded to FUCKHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HOT GRITS article ART METAL PRODUCTS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAGHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHEBAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NIPPLES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SPUNK Tourrette's sufferers SHITTY swear. You can TURD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHING CHONG CHINK TV, for always focusing on the HEIL HITLER! bad side of a terrible COCK thing.
• The main NIGGER TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSKIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITTY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE knee MALL SANTA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKBAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSCRACK school for FLAMING ASS BADGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HAIL SATAN! sufferers to become JAP manically depressed and ROSIE O'DONNELL commit PUSSY suicide.
• There is no SHITTY cure, and the JESSE McCARTNEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse FROG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JESUS FUCKING CHRIST perodol" which caused my entire STEVE BALLMER body to go WANKSPLAT numb and HAIL SATAN! basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHEBAG it is without the FUCK OFF drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING JUMP! tourette syndrome FLYING RAT'S ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BIBLE BASHER the MOCCASINS public view of Tourettes as a "PUSSY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TACO sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FROG this that really KIDDY FIDDLER annoys me. I am working towards a SCUMBUCKET better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a PISS ARTIST horrible disorder is (not) TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TWAT time.

Best JAP regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKWAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. DAMNATION Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can CRAPMUNCHER punch him if you GIVING HEAD want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FLAMING ASS BADGER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WALRUS SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNT and GOD DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ANAL DIABETES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BLOWJOB BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HORSE! WALRUS SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WALRUS SHIT'S HOUSE

How THONG TASTER to FUCK OFF cure FUCKWIT the RAT'S ASS Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK OFF for FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Tourette's DOG SHIT Syndrome GO HOME AND DIE is PIECE OF SHIT following PISS ARTIST these BUTTFUCKER rules FUCK in POTTYMOUTH order:

• 1: Avoid BUKKAKE immature CHRISTHUMPER little MONKEY SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FLYING FUCK within ANUSCAKE 10 TONY LA RUSSAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKTARD CUNT THERE IS A CABAL nor SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell BLISTERING BARNACLES yourself you BITCH don't CRAP ON A STICK have BUTT PIRATE this DICK TITS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY COON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NORTH KOREA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WALRUS SHIT last straw SCROTUM!

I fucking put RUSTY TROMBONE' my comment at the TOP OF THE AUTOFELLATIO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF SHITCOCK THIS ASSHOLE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MICK offensive. PORCH MONKEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! people who try ASSWIPE to battle RAT'S ASS'NEGRO that tight-ass FELLATIO 17-year-BUKKAKE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNNILINGUS it now, but someone said BOYCOTT VIACOM!' TURD PISS OFF'SHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WIGGER is a laughing WALRUS SHIT matter. Plus there POO POO BLOWJOB was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUTTFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! articles DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMMIT stuff. So WEHATEMARIO that means WIGGER stop getting mad at the ARSE first part too and CARPET MUNCHER talking about the BUGGER letter that it's DOUCHING mocking (what PISS OFF MY ASS letter? I don't even know what STRAWBERRY ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian JESUS FUCKING CHRIST hi self JAP even made a really CAMEL FUCKER good point. "It's BITCH nothing more FUCKWIT from a head nod to a NIGGER knee tick". DILDO. Which I'll add BOOBIES onto RICK MORANIS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOG SHIT suffer that AUTOFELLATIO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMMIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK be, because if I were a SMEG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHENEY hilarious. If you BLUMPKIN Want facts, go on PEARL NECKLACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUTTFUCKER be offended, don't read CROTCH the freaking TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! article anyway.

GOAT DICK ASSWIPE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAGO DOUCHEBAG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSCRACK ASS FASCIST YOGHURT CANNON

I RAPE WALRUSES! BUGGER OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JERK OFF SHITHEAD BUKKAKE FUCK CLEMEN SON OF A BITCH DOG FUCKER PISS ARTIST CHRISTHUMPER BITCH MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CAMEL JOCKEY CUNNILINGUS CUNT DICKWAD O CANADA ARSE SUCK MY DICK LAKE TITICACA POMMIE BUTT-HOLE BALL SACK NIGNOG NEGRO TOSSER SAGGY TITS CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD FAGGOT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY DOODIE HEAD DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN POLAK HELL DONKEY PUNCHER JERRY JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN DICKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE JACKASS GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER FUCK NUGGET WALRUS SHIT GIVING HEAD PISS POLAK DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SUCK MY COCK WALRUS SHIT ASS FASCIST NIGGER BUKKAKE PISS OFF MY ASS BALL SACK FUCK YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD BIRD SHIT PISSHOLE POTTYMOUTH FRED PHELPS SOD OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARSE RAT'S COCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COMMUNISM IS STUPID SONNY BILL WILLIAMS suck my mothers GENITALIA FUCK BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE CUNTBUCKET SON OF A BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS WANKSPLAT CUM DONKEY DICK BITCH ALF ASS LIMEY BASTARD PISS OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DIPSHIT BUGGER OFF FUCK YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CLEVELAND STEAMER WANKER WIENER [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] WIENER FROG'S FAT ASS TITS TITS ASSWIPE FUCKING A SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMN DICKFACE TITTIES FUCKER SHITE FUCKING A HORSE SHIT DICK TITS INBRED PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BASTARD DAMN HELL NECROPHILIA LGBT RIGHTS CUM JUNGLE BUNNY EPIDIDYMIS BONER EMO FAG JIZZ TURD NIGGER PISS ARTIST ARSE MOCKIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAGO LET'S SHIT PISSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNTRAG DUMBASS [expletive deleted] VAGINA SEX DICK BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ALEX TREBEK I'LL RAPE YOU BATHING SUIT AREA KIKE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK SPIC CUNT DICK FUDGEPACKER SHITHEAD SHITFACE NIGGER WANK ASSHAT SAGGY TITS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIGGER AMERICA ONLINE FELCHMONKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FU SPANG SPANK THE MONKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HOLY DUMB FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS NEGRO SACRAMENTO DILDO JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN REBECCA BLACK DYKE ASSCRACK I WILL END YOU! BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! YOU WANKER NIGGER SHITFUCKER WANK PISSHOLE DICKHEAD WANKER BONER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY CUM FUCK JACKASS BASTARD TITTIES GANGBANG TIMBER NIGGER BALL SACK JOHN SMILEY FACE NIGNOG NIGNOG PISS OFF MY ASS POMMIE JACKASS PISS ARTIST PISSHOLE SHITBALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS SAND NIGGER SHIT DOUCHE ASS FUCK YOU FUCK SPUNK WIENER FUCKBAG PENISPENISPENIS!!! O CANADA ASSWIPE CUNNILINGUS FUCK RUSKIE MILF HEIL HITLER! YOU WANKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK OFF TURD REDEEMING VALUE DICKHEAD CUNT BUKKAKE PEDOPHILIA TITTIES PIECE OF SHIT FRENCH TICKLER ASSWIPE HELL CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING JUMP! FUCKWIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHITFACE GOBSHITE ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB DICK IN A BOX SOD CROTCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HO FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM MICK FUCKING BUTT PIRATE I WILL KILL YOU! I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE CRACKER CUNT CHUFF JACKASS CHOAD CUM REDSKIN NECROPHILIA CONDOMS BLUMPKIN BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK GOD DAMMIT TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSFACE POMMIE BUGGER OFF FUCKING A RAT'S COCK SLOPE KIKE FUCKER FUCK CLUSTERFUCK INBRED FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK DOUCHETITS O CANADA POTTYMOUTH PECKERHEAD FUCKING QUEEF CUNTRAG WANK JAP RAT'S COCK CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING A DOUCHE NEGRO BUKKAKE AMERICA ONLINE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? LIMEY JIZZ INCEST DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PIGFUCKER SHITTY GANGBANG GOD DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HADJI YOU WANKER HONKY TITS & DICKS LOGJAMMER FELLATIO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TESTICLE CHOKE VAGINA SPUNK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TAMPONS ORGASM DAMMIT FUCKFACE DOODIE HEAD BUKKAKE JACK ABRAMOFF SMEG PENIS CHUFF PISS OFF WETBACK WIENER BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY ARSE NIPPLES KAFFIR SALISBURY TIMBER NIGGER BIG FOOT SHITHEAD TACO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD BULLSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK SCROTUM DYKE JIGGABOO ASSWIPE [EXPLETIVE] WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SEX CONDOMS TITS DUNE COON FLYING FUCK SHAKOPEE LET'S SHIT ASSHAT CUM DARTH VADER POMMIE TURD CHOAD KISSER DONKEY PUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF SUGARTITS FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY DICK FUCKER VAGINA FUCKING JUMP! KIKE JACKASS TWO-INCH PENIS SPUNK DICK IN A BOX OSTRICH MY ASS SHITSKIN JACKASS MONKEY'S UNCLE WIENER FOUR-EYES CUNT BUGFUCK HELL FUCKSTAIN WIENER FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT BULLSHIT BEANER RAGHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU JACK OFF POMMIE FUCKHEAD WANK DICKFACE GENITALIA CRACKER FUCKING SHOOP DA WHOOP ASSHAT FUCKHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT WHORE YOU WANKER CONDOMS SHITPISSER BELLEND DAMN DILDO HELL EMO JIGGABOO DAMN ANAL TURD BIRD IN THE HOUSE ANAL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PAKI COCK WETBACK COCK JACKASS BASTARD LET'S SHIT COCKSUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK GOD DAMMIT ASS TITS & DICKS FUCKER ASSHAT HORSE PENIS TITS & DICKS DICK CHICKEN MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT PISSHOLE TAMPONS DICKLICK CHOAD ASSCRACK SHITBALLS WOP SCUMBAG BONER BALL SACK FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SAND NIGGER [Insert swear here] CHOAD DICKFACE PISS ARTIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SEX SAND NIGGER DOT HEAD FUCKING CRAPPY WANK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING KRAUT WOMEN'S RIGHTS HELL JUNGLE BUNNY HENTAI WANK FUCKFACE WILLY WONKA BASTARD ASSFACE LAKE TITICACA PRICK FUCK YOU WOMEN'S RIGHTS CTHULHU FHTAGN BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS WALRUS SHIT HORSE SHIT CUM ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE ABO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKFUCKFUCK TIMBER NIGGER YOU WANKER CUNTYMINTS PEARL NECKLACE FRIG CUNTRAG SHIT HAIL SATAN! FUCKING INCEST CUNTSWILLING PISS HAIL SATAN! CLIT KRAUT BEAVER CUNT HEIL HITLER! PISS OFF FUCK OFF FENCE JUMPER FIRECROTCH POWERSHIT DOODIE HEAD YOUR MOM CROTCH WETBACK NEGRO PISS OFF FUCKING FUCKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS SPIC GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN VAGINA SHITFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HORSE SHIT GIVING HEAD BALLS DAMN PORCH MONKEY TARTAR SAUCE POLESMOKER ASSRAPING DARTH VADER KIKE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HITLER COMMUNIST DILDO CUNTSWILLING RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN DOT HEAD FUCKER GOD DAMN BOOBIES HELL IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU POOPY ASSHAT SHITE WANK FRIG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF INBRED ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMMIT SHITSLINGING FUCK SOD OFF DAMN IT HADJI EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCK YOU NIGGER BONER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RAT'S COCK CUNT WIENER GENITALIA HATE HATE HAT PISS SHIT DAMMIT BITCH BULLSHIT FUCKING CUNT COCK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK DOUCHEBAG FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT PENIS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISS ARTIST CHOAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITS GOBSHITE DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO NI JERRY RECTUM RAIDER POLESMOKER TITS & DICKS COCKSHITTER DAMMIT SPIC MAMA MIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HORSE SHIT TITWANK ASS DICK ASS SHIT SCUMBAG PEDOPHILIA TOTAL NAZI GYPSY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ART METAL PRODUCTS WOP EMO CHUFF DUMBASS DAMN POMMIE DAGO WALRUS SHIT FUCKING A COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GREASER TAMPONS BOOBIES FLYING FUCK GRIS NORTH KOREA SON OF A BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS OFF MY ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MOCKIE CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS OFF DOG SHIT INCEST SON OF A BITCH WIENER SHITTY GOD DAMN BUGGER OFF BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY GENITALIA POWERSHIT SHIT ALEX TREBEK FRIG JACKASS NAZI AMERICA ONLINE DOM DeLUISE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITPISSER CHRISTHUMPER CUNTING ASSCRACK ELECTION CC PLZ FUCKTARD TITTYWANK DICK BASTARD YOU WANKER SUCK A BIG DICK SOD SEX HORSE PENIS SHITFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHAT WANK TITWANK GRIS GOOK BOYCOTT VIACOM! HOMO SHIT COCK MONKEY BALLS TWAT AUTOFELLATIO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER SHITE JAP NICARAGUA PISS ARTIST FELLATIO STRAWBERRY ASS VAGINA BOOBS DICKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMMIT INCEST BAT FUCK INSANE HORSE SHIT JACKASS HORSE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE TURD FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS DICKHEAD ASSWIPE ASSHOLE JACKASS BUKKAKE EMO KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH ASSWIPE HORSE PENIS DOG SHIT OLD CHRIST OF A CHOAD BIG FOOT WINDOWS VISTA DILDO MASTURBATION SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON CHOAD KISSER RAPE ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMMIT WHORE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKSTAIN HAIL SATAN! BITCH WEHATEMARIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH CHICKEN SHIT SAND NIGGER CHINK FUCK CONDOMS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TURD DAMN FUCKWIT SEMEN PEDOPHILIA BLISTERING BARNACLES MARGARET THATCHER PUSSY KAFFIR TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TWAT FUCKFACE COON PENIS HELL FUCKTARD TWAT MOTHERFUCKER MACACA ORGASM DAMN IT INJUN SHITFUCKER HEIL HITLER! DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK DOODIE HEAD CRAPMUNCHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PISS OFF PISSHOLE FUCKFACE SHITE RAPE BONER CONDOMS TWAT DAMN IT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN KAFFIR JUSTIN BIEBER BITCH BITCH SHITSKIN PENIS DUMBASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BORDER HOPPER MICK ANUSCAKE ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER EAT MY SHIT! BUGFUCK DUMBASS BULLCRAP HELL DUMBASS ASSWIPE CUNT ASSHAT DOUCHE SHITE ASSHOLE CUNT SAND NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER JOHNNY JACKASS CUNTRAG JACK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAGO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT SOD DUMBASS FUCKING CUNT [expletive deleted] PEDOPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK GOOK BASTARD NECROPHILIA FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMN FUCKING SHITCOCK DOUCHEBAG FEWMETS DIRTY SANCHEZ SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FRIG TWAT CHICKEN SHIT COCK DICKWAD BUTTFUCKER FRAK TURD ASSCRACK RICK MORANIS DIPSHIT SHITE CHAV FUCKFACE DICKHEAD TRANNY HOMO CAMEL JOCKEY CHIGGER KIDDY FIDDLER ASS ASSFACE HO WANKSPLAT HELL [EXPLETIVE] MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK NUGGET PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BITCH WALRUS SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS HOMO HEIL HITLER! PENIS DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL CLEMEN DOUCHING MARGARET THATCHER SHITHEAD BITCH DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE BEAVER JERRY LET'S SHIT SCUMBUCKET FELLATIO ASSWIPE COCKSMOKER INBRED ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING D'OH BASTARD WIGGER DICKHEAD CLIT PUNANI BELLEND BELGIUM JACKASS FUCKSTAIN BELGIUM ASSHAT WIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! D'OH BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BONER SPUNK WIENER COCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRITZ DAMN FRIG BEAVER SAGGY TITS SHITFUCKER CUNT BITCH PEDOPHILIA SCUMBAG PIG FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING ABO NIPPLES CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF FUCK D'OH JACKASS SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE PISS THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES TAMPONS FUCK YOU SEMEN CARPET MUNCHER ASS LICKER MALL SANTA POTTYMOUTH SHITFACE FUCKWIT CHIGGER FUCKHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK PEARL NECKLACE DYKE PISS OFF PICKANINNY LAKE TITICACA CLUSTERFUCK BALLS YOUR MOM MOZILLA FIREFOX PUSSY DICK CHICKEN RAT'S COCK DAMNATION PISS OFF MY ASS CLEMEN RUSTY TROMBONE BOB SAGET BALL SACK FUCKHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKHEAD D'OH PAKI RUSTY TROMBONE SHITTY RAT'S COCK P'KANG FLYING FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE ORGASM PUSSY NIGGER FRIG FUCKING BASEBALL MOZILLA FIREFOX BALLS FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE GOBSHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN TURD POOPOO BITCH BOOBIES ORGASM CRAPFUCKER PAKI BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH PEARL NECKLACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SCROTUM PISS OFF FUCKTARD ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT PUSSYLICKER FRED PHELPS FEMADOM QUEEF DOG SHIT JIGGABOO ABO MILF DOUCHEBAG FELCHING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE BULLSHIT TITTYWANK TITS FUCKBAG DIPSHIT DAMN FUCKER DAMN WIENER SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER SEX DOG SHIT WANK MARCH OF FLAMES PISS FLYING FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS FELCHMONKEY FUCKSTAIN POMMIE NORTH KOREA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FLYING FUCK DAMN IT JAP SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITSLINGING MACACA CLUSTERFUCK RHODESIA DICKHEAD RAGHEAD GOD DAMMIT BITCH YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE KAFFIR SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAPMUNCHER HUMAN RIGHTS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? BIRD IN THE HOUSE GOAT DICK CAMEL FUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TWO-INCH PENIS MOCCASINS COCKGOBLIN SOD OFF SHITFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FRIG and with the FUCKHEAD and his SOD OFF of girraffes in which JACK OFF while reading about ART METAL PRODUCTS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUGFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNT