Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA neurochemical FUCK disorder CLIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNNILINGUS or BOLLOCKS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JAP way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKWIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WINDOWS VISTA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SOD OFF utterFUCKance of socially FUCKER objectionable words).
FUCKSTAIN Tourette's is FELCHMONKEY not to be SMEG confused with POOPOO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MARCH OF FLAMES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TURD random DILDO disorientation, culturally-DICKFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth KNOBJOCKEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROG language, GOD DAMMIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PENIS DOT HEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive PEARL NECKLACE quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES COCK garbage.
Darnit.
A TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Polite Note to the ASSHAT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MARGARET THATCHER article TITWANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SAMUEL L. JACKSON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GIVING HEAD.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourrette's sufferers DONALD RUMSFELD swear. You can FRITZ blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAT'S COCK TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMMIT bad side of a terrible AMERICA ONLINE thing.
- The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNNILINGUS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS ARTIST knee REBECCA BLACK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is GOBSHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CRACKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHING school for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS sufferers to become TITS & DICKS manically depressed and JENKEM commit BUGFUCK suicide.
- There is no 666 cure, and the GO COUNT YOUR DICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the POMMIE tics often have adverse CUNTRAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire YOU WANKER body to go MALARKY numb and RAT'S COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the COLGATE drug.
I am an active member of a BRITNEY tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COON the COCK public view of Tourettes as a "GOD DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LAKE TITICACA much much (hand spasms) more...
I am MACACA sorry for PISSHOLE "hi-jacking" your JACKASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE this that really WIENER annoys me. I am working towards a RAGHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIPSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIGGER, and making fun of a JIGGABOO horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YOGHURT CANNON time.
Best DICK IN A BOX regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply
As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society DEMOCRACY.
Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen
P.S. HOMO Regards to Andrew DUNE COON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply
As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you BRITAIN remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?
Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMN saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my NEOPETS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are FRIG and TITTIES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HONKY BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMMIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKLICK HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE
How WHORE to FUCKTARD cure I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL the FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's PRICK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment DICKFACE for CUNT Tourette's WANKSPLAT Syndrome CLIT is NIPPLES following RAPE these JACKASS rules WINDOWS VISTA in FUCKING FUCKFUCKER order:
- 1: Avoid [EXPLETIVE] immature BUGFUCK little KIKE kids,
- 2: Count to WINDOWS VISTA within NIPPLES 10 BUKKAKEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FUCKFACE ORGASM PISS OFF MY ASS nor CHENEY talk,
- 4: Tell NIGGER yourself you DICKWAD don't DICK TITS have FUCK NUGGET this CHALICE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK REDNECK WITH NASTY DIPSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHIT last straw HOMO!
I fucking put I RAPE WALRUSES!' my comment at the TOP OF THE FLYING FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITE the TOP OF PISS OFF THIS DIPSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WIGGER offensive. BELGIUM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANKSPLAT people who try CUM to battle NECROPHILIA'DICKFACE that tight-ass HADJI 17-year-MOCCASINS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSCRACK it now, but someone said REDSKIN' JACKASS FUCK'INBRED on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CAMEL JOCKEY is a laughing FUCKER matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YOUR MOM Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKHEAD articles FUCKSTAIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICK IN A BOX stuff. So I'LL RAPE YOU that means DICK stop getting mad at the CUNNILINGUS first part too and MARGARET THATCHER talking about the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS letter that it's SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM mocking (what TWAT letter? I don't even know what HENTAI the heck you're talking about). Adrian TURD hi self SPUNK even made a really PISS ARTIST good point. "It's NIPPLES nothing more BEANER from a head nod to a PRICK knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add EMO onto REDNECK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMNATION suffer that BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BOLLOCKS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING be, because if I were a POMMIE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HO hilarious. If you PUSSY Want facts, go on PENISBIRD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll KRAUT be offended, don't read CUNT the freaking BUTTFUCKER article anyway.
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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOOBS WIGGER REDSKIN QUEEF SLOPE BITCH FUCKSTAIN TITS PICKANINNY CUNT DAMN DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER INBRED I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL QUEEF TRANNY DONGSHOVER INCEST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFUCKER CUNT PISS DICK CHICKEN MILF SUGARTITS BONER ANAL SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKFACE WANK WANKSPLAT SHITTY BEANER SHIT BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN PUSSY BELLEND PUSSY CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT INJUN WANK DONKEY PUNCHER JIZZ BASTARD ASS SCUMBAG JESSE McCARTNEY BLOWJOB SHITPISSER DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT BASTARD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POLESMOKER SEX DOG FUCKER SHITTY DUMBASS JACKASS YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS RUSKIE SAGGY TITS SHITFUCKER JAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KIKE PORCH MONKEY JOHNNY TITTIES D'OH MONKEY BALLS STEVE BALLMER FUCK A DUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! STRAWBERRY ASS Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SPANK THE MONKEY and with the CHICKEN FRIES and his FUCK YOU of girraffes in which HO while reading about SHITSLIDE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See COON also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- TIMBER NIGGER
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is BELGIUM funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITHEAD subject. If you do not find it funny BIGNOSE, it is probably because you are an INBRED TIMBER NIGGER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. LET'S SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHRISTHUMPER joke loses its humour FUCKSTAIN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CRAPFUCKER ignorant, then you wouldn't have RAT'S ASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI JERRY SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD!!!!!I <3 COCK |
