Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'MAMA MIA'SHAKOPEE'MOCKIE'FELCHING'CARPET MUNCHER'COCKSMOKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BANGKOK neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK A DUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! or COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK A DUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRAP ON A STICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK YOU words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat THONG TASTER LOLCAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS utterFUCKance of socially WANK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address D'OH Tourette's syndrome.

ASSHOLE Tourette's is LET'S SHIT not to be MOTHERFUCKER confused with SPUNK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POWERSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SEMEN random CROTCH disorientation, culturally-REBECCA BLACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth OH SHI– outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHEBAG language, FRED PHELPS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CONDOMS FUCKBAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FELCHMONKEY souvenir shoppes and massive TONY LA RUSSA quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES TAMPONS garbage.

Darnit.

A DIPSHIT Polite Note to the JERK OFF Author:

The DONKEY DICK Tourette's CUNNILINGUS Research Institute was SCRATCH! GROUNDER! founded to CROTCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ORGASM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article THIS IS SPARTA! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIPPLES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FELCHING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MARGARET THATCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FAG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS OFF Tourrette's sufferers SEX swear. You can PAKI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BAD MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the FRITZ bad side of a terrible SHAKOPEE thing.
• The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCK knee CUNTBUCKET NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHOLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITCUNTING school for 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and FUCKSTAIN commit GANGBANG suicide.
• There is no RAT'S ASS cure, and the RAGHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA tics often have adverse DICKLICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NIGGER perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go JACKASS numb and SPIC basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKWAD it is without the TITS & DICKS drug.

I am an active member of a SHITHEAD tourette syndrome FAGGOT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUTTFUCKER the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ANAL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KIKE sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your SOD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUKKAKE this that really DUMBASS annoys me. I am working towards a JIGGABOO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTT PIRATE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS, and making fun of a CHIGGER horrible disorder is (not) ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best FUCKTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIENANMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. SHITTY Regards to Andrew GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The TWISTY VAGINA bastard who wrote this article. You can CROTCH punch him if you BEAVER want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEARL NECKLACE saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my NI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are YOU WANKER and BIGNOSE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with YID music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 FLYING FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ANAL HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How TIMBER NIGGER to DONGSHOVER cure FUCKWIT the CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's CUNT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEARL NECKLACE for SEX Tourette's REBECCA BLACK Syndrome SHITSLINGING is ROSIE O'DONNELL following FIRECROTCH these QUEEF rules PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! in ANAL DIABETES order:

• 1: Avoid WANKSPLAT immature ASSRAPING little KIDDY FIDDLER kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK YOU within TITTIES 10 I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your CRAPMUNCHER NIGNOG SCUMBAG nor [expletive deleted] talk,
• 4: Tell DONKEY PUNCHER yourself you TWAT don't BITCH have CUNT this YOU WANKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WHITE PEOPLE WITH NASTY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw ASS FASCIST!

I fucking put ASSHAT' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOBSHITE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSFACE the TOP OF COCKSUCKER THIS FUCKFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be LENS CRAFTERS offensive. STEVE BALLMER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to EMO people who try FUCKHEAD to battle FENCE JUMPER'FROG that tight-ass I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL 17-year-WIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOOK it now, but someone said COMMUNION WAFER' HADJI NAZI'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FLYING RAT'S ASS is a laughing ASSHAT matter. Plus there BIGNOSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JERK OFF Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK A DUCK articles HI, BILLY MAYS HERE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TOSSER stuff. So POOPY that means FUCK stop getting mad at the I'LL RAPE YOU first part too and CLEMEN talking about the BUGGER letter that it's CLEVELAND STEAMER mocking (what INVISIBLE! letter? I don't even know what OSTRICH MY ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOON hi self BASTARD even made a really WANK good point. "It's ASSHOLE nothing more FELLATIO from a head nod to a STEVE BALLMER knee tick". MASTURBATION. Which I'll add RANDY TRAVIS onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK suffer that PISS ARTIST much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RANDY TRAVIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELL be, because if I were a CHOAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SONNY BILL WILLIAMS hilarious. If you THONG TASTER Want facts, go on DUNE COON Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HORSE PENIS be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking SUCK MY COCK article anyway.

ASSHAT WANK HONKY TWAT DIPSHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PIECE OF SHIT BITCH WIENER DAMN

DICKHEAD SHITFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DARTH VADER SUCK MY COCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MARGARET THATCHER YOU WANKER ASS GANGBANG FUCK YOU DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MALARKY I WILL END YOU! JACKASS BASTARD POLACK I AM CORNHOLIO! MALARKY COCKSUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! D'OH DICKFACE BASTARD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! INJUN JOHNNY SCUMBAG DICKLICK CLEMEN BITCH LOLCAT FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SUCK MY COCK FUCK DAMN IT DICK BELLEND SUCK MY COCK CUM QUEEF FUCKING NIGGER PISSHOLE DIPSHIT DAGO PUSSY CLIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BOON SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT PEDOPHILIA CHICKEN SHIT ANAL SHIT GARBAGE DAY! ASSRAMMER ASS SUGARTITS NORTH KOREA POTTYMOUTH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER TITS MASTURBATION FUCKING ASSCRACK FUCKWIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING A CLEMEN SHITTY CHICKEN SHIT HELL GRINGO SHITTY FENCE JUMPER BUTT PIRATE DAMN FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SEMEN STEVE BALLMER PEARL NECKLACE INBRED BUKKAKE TWO-INCH PENIS JERRY I WILL KILL YOU! BUGGER WANKSPLAT ASSHAT MASTURBATION VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN IT SUGARTITS MALARKY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITMOUSE BIGNOSE FUCKER COCK I'LL RAPE YOU DARTH VADER ASSHAT FRIG FUCKING GRINGO SHITE CHIGGER BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE BEAVER TITS & DICKS GRINGO ORGASM WIENER SUCK A BIG DICK YOGHURT CANNON BORDER HOPPER DOG SHIT FUCK SHITBALLS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN YID SUCK A BIG DICK BITCH VAGINA NIPPLES BASTARD DAMN COCKSHITTER TOWELHEAD SPIC EPIDIDYMIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHAT SHITTY FELLATIO LET'S SHIT DAMMIT RAT'S ASS CHIGGER HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] CC PLZ OLD CHRIST OF A MILF FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHIGGER DICKFACE INDIA HAS NUKES MARGARET THATCHER CHOAD KISSER ANAL AMERICA ONLINE SHITTY DONKEY PUNCHER BORDER HOPPER KAFFIR MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COCK FUCKING JUMP! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLEMEN suck my mothers BULLCRAP I WILL KILL YOU! DUNE COON WALRUS SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NI SHITBALLS RAGHEAD NIPPLES SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK FIST FUCK JERK OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER O KURWA! ASSFACE CHRISTHUMPER FEMADOM DOUCHEBAG MASTURBATION FASHION BUG MOTHERFUCKER SHIT JAP FUCKFACE WANKSPLAT WIENER BATHING SUIT AREA SHITHEAD FUCKTARD BULLSHIT TOSSER SON OF A BITCH JAP DAMN CLUSTERFUCK [Insert swear here] MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! CONDOMS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSRAMMER NIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER TWAT DONGSHOVER FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE DICKHEAD BOB SAGET ANAL DIABETES FRITZ BORDER HOPPER AUTOFELLATIO BEANER HELL TOSSER GOD DAMMIT ANAL SHITE RUSTY TROMBONE TURD CHICKEN FRIES COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK BUTTFUCKER DILDO YOU WANKER FLAMING ASS BADGER PIKACHU FUCKING DAMN SHITE FUCK YOU 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCK OFF CROTCH SPIC DELICIOUS CAKE MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO SHITE PORCH MONKEY TOWELHEAD DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE SHITHEAD CUNT DICKLICK COCKSMOKER CONAN O'BRIAN BITCH BASTARD JOHNNY SON OF A BITCH GOBSHITE DIPSHIT JAP JERRY CRAP ON A STICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GRINGO TOSSER NECROPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSWIPE YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE JACK OFF CAMEL FUCKER BOOBIES PISS DYKE HELL DOG FUCKER YOU WANKER FLOWERS DAMMIT CUNTYMINTS ASS FASCIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACKASS SHIT WETBACK COCKSTUFFER INBRED SHITBALLS ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK ASS FASCIST SAND NIGGER JACKASS ARSE FUCK PORCH MONKEY CUNTBUCKET MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JACKASS DELICIOUS CAKE BENSON SUCKS FAGGOT KRAUT REDSKIN FIST FUCK FUCKING BUTTFUCKER ASSRAMMER WANKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK A DUCK SPRINKLES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY SAND NIGGER ARSEBADGERS DONKEY PUNCHER TOSSER CUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CRAP CARPET MUNCHER STRAWBERRY ASS RAPE HO FUCKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIPPLES YOU WANKER CHAV TIT DIRT BUGGER CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMN CLIT SHITFUCKER RAPE ASSFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS POLACK SON OF A BITCH SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTIES DAMN PISS ARTIST JAP DICKHEAD CAMEL FUCKER ARSE BLUMPKIN SHIT JERRY GANGBANG HELL HORSE PENIS JACKASS DAMMIT SHITE FUCKFACE GENITALIA FUCKING A CUNT FLYING FUCK DICKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY ASSCRACK WIENER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARSE CUNT YOU WANKER BRITNEY CROTCH RAT'S ASS FUCK NUGGET NECROPHILIA DIMETHYL GLYCOL SHITTY ASS MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE POMMIE MOCCASINS DOG SHIT THONG TASTER REDNECK 666 TWAT WETBACK CHICKEN FRIES DUMBASS DONKEY DICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NIPPLES DAMN PEARL NECKLACE POOPOO ASS SPANK THE MONKEY BOOBS BALLS CHINK COON FLYING RAT'S ASS CONDOMS FUCKER HELL PUSSY BUTT-HOLE FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE RICK MORANIS RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT TITMOUSE CHENEY DAMN CHICKEN SHIT O KURWA! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY HELL SHIT SHITE SHITSLINGING CHING CHONG CHINK SPIC SCUMBUCKET MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSFACE PISS ARTIST BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD FUCK OFF NAZI NAZI NIGGER FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK DAMNATION CUM DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER PEARL NECKLACE LAKE TITICACA FRENCH TICKLER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SAMUEL L. JACKSON LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHAV BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUMBASS SACRAMENTO SAND NIGGER HELLFIRE FUCKSTAIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG PEDOPHILIA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITBALLS DAMN TITS & DICKS ANUSCAKE DAMN FUCK YOU FIRECROTCH BUGGER RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD BUGGER OFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE POOPY GOD DAMN JERRY SHIT [expletive deleted] COCKSHITTER JAP BUTT PIRATE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT COON CLEVELAND STEAMER SEMEN FUCKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOOK SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST DICK MONKEY BALLS CUNT ASSRAPING TITS CLEMEN PORCH MONKEY DAGO FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SPANK THE MONKEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D'OH CRACKER ASSCRACK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASSFACE BOB SAGET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! OLD CHRIST OF A JACK ABRAMOFF I WILL KILL YOU! FRIG LET'S SHIT PISS ARTIST BITCH POMMIE I WILL END YOU! JERK OFF FEMADOM TWAT HADJI FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHIGGER HYPERINFLATION PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT HOT GRITS ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS LENS CRAFTERS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YID FUCK TRANNY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICKHEAD GANGBANG BULLSHIT PISS CUNTRAG TITTYWANK RAPE TOSSER BUTTFUCKER QUEEF THONG TASTER SHITE CLUSTERFUCK PISS TOTAL PISS OFF CARPET MUNCHER FAG MONKEY BALLS CANNED QUOTE NIGGER FUCK OFF DOUCHE SEMPRINI FELCHMONKEY FUCK FUCKING JUMP! BITCH CHICKEN FRIES DOG SHIT JIGGABOO BASTARD FRAK JOHN SMILEY FACE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS PISS ARTIST FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DICK FENCE JUMPER SHUT UP, MEG! BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DOODIE HEAD GOD DAMMIT DICKLICK TURD PIG CHOAD ROSES O KURWA! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! YID EMO FUCKHEAD SAGGY TITS DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH D'OH PISS BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA BONER GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY SEMEN BIGNOSE FUCK SHITFACE SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? CUNT SEX SHITFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT PENIS ON A STICK HO PEEPEE BONER COON CUNT GOD DAMN JACK OFF FOUR-EYES PISS OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEANER QUEEF FUCKSTAIN HOSER FUCKTARD DUMBASS BULLSHIT ASSBANDIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FAG EUROIPODS [Insert silly non-swear here] TIT SPRINKLES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FIRECROTCH PISS OFF NIGGER TITS BRUSH MA TEETH FASHION BUG SHITFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER WANK FUCK FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN SHITTY FUCK FRIG CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT ASSHAT PENISPENISPENIS!!! DILDO JUNGLE BUNNY JACKASS SEX COCK HITLER FUCKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CLIT DICKWAD ASS AUTOFELLATIO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ART METAL PRODUCTS GOBSHITE DAMNATION JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASTARD JERK OFF RUSKIE BITCH AY-AY-AY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WHORE FLYING RAT'S ASS BRITNEY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN IT HO INBRED ASSFACE CARPET MUNCHER DICK YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOD OFF VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE DUMBASS RAT'S ASS STUDENT PROTESTS BLUE PENIS! CHENEY FUCKHEAD EDITABLE DYK MONKEY BALLS PEDOPHILIA PISS SHITE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JOHN ELWAY OSTRICH MY ASS SAND NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE MONGOLIANS HELL FAGGOT COCKSHITTER YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER ASSWIPE FUCKER BOOBIES NEGRO DONKEY DICK YID BITCH FUCK OFF PAKI BLISTERING BARNACLES PUSSYLICKER RAGHEAD SHITPISSER SEMEN SEX GARBAGE DAY! DIPSHIT WANK SHIT WEHATEMARIO SHITBALLS ORGASM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOUCHETITS BITCH BONG GRINGO CUNNILINGUS BASTARD BOB SAGET BUKKAKE BENCH PRESS TRANNY COLGATE RAPE BASTARD SPIC SOD OFF URINE-GARGLING DONKEY PUNCHER SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT INCEST SOD PRICK NIGGER FUCKING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD GOD DAMN AAAAAAAAA! SUCK MY COCK D'OH CHAV LAKE TITICACA FUCK A DUCK ASSCRACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK REDSKIN NECROPHILIA CRAPMUNCHER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! DOUCHING SAMUEL L. JACKSON PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM POMMIE ASSCRACK POLAK FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES HOSER DAGO VENEREAL DISEASE DONKEY DICK PIECE OF SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITTY MONKEY BALLS GYPSY POLAK FUCKER FELCHING FUCKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS DILDO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITCUNTING WOP DICKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITMOUSE LET'S SHIT FEMADOM VENEREAL DISEASE BRITNEY PENIS ON A BUN ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKFACE WANK MOCCASINS CAMEL JOCKEY LOLCAT ORGASM FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS VAGINA GREASER BUGGER SHITSLINGING KNOBJOCKEY FUCKING PENISPENISPENIS!!! BUTTFUCKER DAMN SAND NIGGER WANK BELLEND OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NIGGER DOT HEAD KIKE BOOBS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN IT MOCCASINS RAT'S ASS DICKFACE SHITSLINGING FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK JENKEM HITLER DOUCHING GENITALIA PIGFUCKER WETBACK TWAT INCEST BASTARD CUNT ASSHAT DICKHEAD BANGKOK BIRD SHIT TITMOUSE MOTHERFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG IN SACREMENT MOCKIE BASTARD BASTARD CUNTRAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BRUSH MA TEETH GOD DAMN KRAUT ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE KRAUT TWAT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY RAT'S ASS HELL GOOK NAZI ASSRAMMER BUGGER WIKIPEDIA PEARL NECKLACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TWAT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TURD RUSKIE SAND NIGGER HELL GOD DAMMIT JACKASS ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS POLACK FELCHING FLYING FUCK RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YOU WANKSPLAT FAG CUNTRAG BIGNOSE TITTYWANK RAT'S COCK TWAT GANGBANG INCEST SHITCOCK BUGGER OFF CLEMEN MALARKY FLYING RAT'S ASS TONY LA RUSSA DICKHEAD EMO SHITE WANK FUCKER ORGASM BITCH FUCKHEAD FAG BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT JERK OFF WHORE VAGINA SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FAG BULLSHIT ASSHOLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PEDOPHILIA CUNT REDSKIN FAG FLAMING ASS BADGER HORSE SHIT TRANNY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] [Insert swear here] BUTT-HOLE BORDER HOPPER FLYING FUCK PIECE OF SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOB SAGET SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKHEAD GOOK LET'S SHIT BLOWJOB BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JACK OFF CUNT PISS OFF FIRECROTCH JERRY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RUSTY TROMBONE POMMIE COCKSHITTER FRENCH TICKLER CLUSTERFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VAGINA TIT SPRINKLES TAMPONS SUCK A BIG DICK DICK URINE-GARGLING JACK OFF DAMN IT SHITCUNTING DAGO DICKLICK JIZZ HOSER CLEVELAND STEAMER WIENER JACKASS DOT HEAD SHUT UP, MEG! WHORE CHOAD SEMEN REDSKIN FOUR-EYES HORSE PENIS [expletive deleted] DONKEY PUNCHER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASS GOD DAMMIT FAGGOT CRACKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JACKASS SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HONKY PEEPEE ARSEBADGERS SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NIGGER TITS MACACA SHITSKIN WINDOWS VISTA FUCKING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE O CANADA CHRISTHUMPER JAP BLISTERING BARNACLES DYKE FUCKSTAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCKSTUFFER ASSHOLE SHITFACE TITS & DICKS DUNE COON COON SOD OFF GOD DAMMIT TIT DIRT PISS OFF WIENER DICKFACE FELLATIO BUGFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FRENCH TICKLER FAGGOT GRINGO HELLFIRE MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNT WIGGER FUCKTARD JIZZ BASTARD SON OF A BITCH DOG FUCKER ASS LICKER BASTARD FRIG ORGASM MICK BITCH NIPPLES WANKSPLAT BASTARD ASS RAT'S COCK EMO GIVING HEAD WANK WEHATEMARIO ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BATHING SUIT AREA BRITNEY WIGGER ASS FIST FUCK MOCCASINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WANK CLUSTERFUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WETBACK and with the DOUCHE and his WANK of girraffes in which FUCKING FUCKFUCKER while reading about GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JERRY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICKHEAD