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For those without NIGGER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PISS OFF MY ASS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DEMOCRACY neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSLINGING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BALLS, sudden WALRUS SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BRITNEY or WALRUS SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly STEVE BALLMER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCKSUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WILLY WONKA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MALL SANTA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SPIC FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM utterFUCKance of socially MAMA MIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITTING DICK NIPPLES television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is MASTURBATION not to be ASSHOLE confused with BLOWJOB Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS random CRAPPY disorientation, culturally-DIRTY SANCHEZ-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? language, GOD DAMMIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DILDO TWAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive PIGFUCKER quantities HITLER of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING JUMP! garbage.

Darnit.

A BUGFUCK Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The FELLATIO Tourette's NIGGER Research Institute was SHITTY founded to DEVELOPERS!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SPUNK article BLUE PENIS! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TOURETTE'S SYNDROME I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PIXIES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BONER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TITS & DICKS Tourrette's sufferers CHIGGER swear. You can ASSHOLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ANAL TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING JUMP! bad side of a terrible FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK thing.
  • The main SHUT UP, MEG! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRAPMUNCHER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee ASSHAT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is TITS & DICKS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGFUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FEMADOM school for MASTURBATION something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage STEVE BALLMER sufferers to become GENITALIA manically depressed and POMMIE commit DOUCHEBAG suicide.
  • There is no SUCK A BIG DICK cure, and the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTT-HOLE tics often have adverse FUCK OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go CARPET MUNCHER numb and HOT GRITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than DUMBASS it is without the DARTH VADER drug.

I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome WALRUS SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRAPPY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JERK OFF sorry for MONKEY SHIT "hi-jacking" your HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKSTAIN this that really JIGGABOO annoys me. I am working towards a WHITE POWER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FRITZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a SCUMBAG horrible disorder is (not) FUCKWIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JAP time.

Best FRITZ regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNNILINGUS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NORTH KOREA byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. FELLATIO Regards to Andrew WETBACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The BELGIUM bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you MONKEY SHIT want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “MUGABE'S MOMMA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKER saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my INCEST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BALLS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS and MARGARET THATCHER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FELCHMONKEY BAND WITH 4 FELLATIO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HOMO HORSE! BALLS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BALLS'S HOUSE

How WANK to SHITHEAD cure CRACKER the INBRED Tourette's NAZI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING BASEBALL for TOSSER Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome LET'S SHIT is FRIG following JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE these SHITCOCK rules TIMBER NIGGER in RAGHEAD order:

  • 1: Avoid BONER immature DICK TITS little CUNNILINGUS kids,
  • 2: Count to HORSE PENIS within ARSE 10 JOHNNYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GOD DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX FRITZ nor GOBSHITE talk,
  • 4: Tell COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT yourself you CUNT don't GOATSE have TITS this CAPITALISM disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRACKER WITH NASTY FUCKTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INCEST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BALLS last straw FUCKFACE!

I fucking put CRAPMUNCHER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FAGGOT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! the TOP OF ART METAL PRODUCTS THIS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKSTAIN offensive. ASSHOLE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BALLS people who try FROG'S FAT ASS to battle BITCH'HADJI that tight-ass GANGBANG 17-year-LET'S SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PUSSY it now, but someone said FUCKTARD' CLEMEN STEVE BALLMER'MALARKY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BITCH is a laughing FUCKFACE matter. Plus there ASSCRACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BLOWJOB Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles FASHION BUG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK OFF stuff. So POMMIE that means GARBAGE DAY! stop getting mad at the DOUCHING first part too and BUGGER talking about the BASTARD letter that it's Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! mocking (what DAMN IT letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self JUNGLE BUNNY even made a really FUCKTARD good point. "It's HAIL SATAN! nothing more SUGARTITS from a head nod to a FUCK knee tick". BAD MOTHERFUCKER. Which I'll add GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS onto GOD DAMMIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MONKEY SHIT suffer that NAZI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKSTAIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITHEAD be, because if I were a ASSWIPE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BULLCRAP hilarious. If you BUTT PIRATE Want facts, go on AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOLDY TITS be offended, don't read CAMEL FUCKER the freaking I WILL END YOU! article anyway.

SHIT ANUSCAKE AUTOFELLATIO FRENCH TICKLER ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD BORDER HOPPER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK FUCK

CUNT ANUSCAKE DUMBASS FUDGEPACKER JACKASS GRAPE PENIS BUTTFUCKER TURD JAP NIGNOG DOUCHEBAG FUCK FUCKHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKWIT CUNT COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN DILDO DICKFACE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE TOWELHEAD BASTARD BLESSED DAMN SAINT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKTARD BITCH WANK BANGKOK GENITALIA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HO BONER RUSKIE WEHATEMARIO Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MASTURBATION CHOAD DAMN ASSHAT PISS ARTIST GIVING HEAD WANK CUNT INCEST DYKE GOBSHITE WANK BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT RAPE FUCK DARTH VADER PUNANI ABO PUSSYLICKER FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JENKEM SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER BIRD SHIT HELLFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DOG FUCKER DIPSHIT BRUSH MA TEETH DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU KIDDY FIDDLER MR WINKLER IS GAY FUCKSTAIN 666 ASS LICKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RUSTY TROMBONE TWAT FUCKER JACKASS SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT DEVELOPERS! JACKASS TOTAL FUCK YOU 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITFACE CUNT SIGMUND FREUD BULLCRAP DOG FUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ICE CREAM PEDOPHILIA DARTH VADER NAZI HELLFUCKER BIRD SHIT CLIT PENIS ON A STICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH REDSKIN CAMEL JOCKEY BOB SAGET SHIT DOG FUCKER WEHATEMARIO SHITHEAD FELLATIO SEX ASSFACE suck my mothers CLEMEN ARSE CUNTRAG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! RAPE GOD BLESS AMERICA BEAVER SHITHEAD POOPY PEARL NECKLACE FENCE JUMPER TITTIES PEDOPHILIA RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK ASSHOLE DOT HEAD CRAP ON A STICK DAMN CRAP EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUGGER TRANNY SHITE YOU WANKER MALARKY GYPSY HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SCROTUM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKFACE ROSES BONER CRAP FAGGOT BELLEND GANGBANG TITS DICKLICK BELLEND FUCKSTAIN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SCROTUM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BATMAN & ROBIN NORTH KOREA PUNANI FUCKHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! PORCH MONKEY BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF LUV BUGGER OFF CLEMEN ASS FELCHING COCKSUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS BITCH ASS STEVE BALLMER COCK SHITBALLS PISS UP MY ARSE JIZZ DAMN CHIGGER HEIL HITLER! DAMN BOLLOCKS BOB SAGET SHITSLINGING DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BATHING SUIT AREA GO COUNT YOUR DICK FAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DOUCHE NAZI DIPSHIT ASS FASCIST FAGGOT ASSCRACK DAMN IT PICKANINNY FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING CC PLZ DOUCHEBAG CLUSTERFUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN TITS CHOAD NEOPETS CUNNILINGUS PISS JAP PEARL NECKLACE SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE RUSKIE CLEMEN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITHEAD WIENER INJUN PISS ARTIST GENITALIA RAT'S ASS SCROTUM BASTARD FAG BITCH BITCH ARSE PISSHOLE BALL SACK SHITE ASSWIPE I AM CORNHOLIO! BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITBALLS JACKASS ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTT-HEAD POLAK ASS FUCK DAMN SHITFACE POMMIE SUCK MY DICK COON RAT'S COCK FUCKING A FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT ASSHAT SHITFACE BOOBS MOLDY TITS HO NIGGER TITS WANK SHITSKIN PEDOPHILIA GREASER WANK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX O KURWA! FUCK OFF ASSHOLE CUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING JUMP! BANGKOK SHITE FUCK DICKFACE MICK FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO CUNTYMINTS JERK OFF BOLLOCKS DAMN suck my mothers RAPE SHITPISSER CLUSTERFUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE POLESMOKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NEOPETS CUNT HELL SHITFUCKER JAP BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TWAT POWERSHIT WANK SEMEN BITCH TWAT YOU SUCK BALLS REDSKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ LET'S SHIT FENCE JUMPER PIG GOOK PISSHOLE RAT'S COCK FELLATIO SHIT YOU WANKER ANUSCAKE PISS FUCKSTAIN BASTARD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOUCHE YOGHURT CANNON BUGGER TWAT DICKLICK LIMEY CUNNILINGUS CRAP CHINK BASTARD BITCH ASSCRACK FRITZ LET'S SHIT PISS DICK FUCKFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! YOU WANKER ASS CUNT CRAPPER REDSKIN RUSTY TROMBONE CLEMEN DAMMIT PISS FUCKING A BIG FOOT PEDOPHILIA SHIT LIMEY REDNECK DICKFACE WIENER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHOAD DOUCHE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITCOCK ARSEBADGERS HAIL SATAN! POMMIE FUCKER SUCK MY COCK CROTCH ASS FASCIST BASTARD SHIT I WILL END YOU! GOD DAMN FUCK INBRED PIG TITWANK JACKASS SHIT COON I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT ASS AMERICA ONLINE PISSHOLE SHITFACE FUCKFACE DICKFACE PENIS GIVING HEAD COCK SHITE ASS FASCIST JUSTIN BIEBER KAFFIR SHITHEAD SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT INBRED LOGJAMMER DOUCHING CHRISTHUMPER SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT NIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DYKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRIG SCUMBAG KAFFIR FUCKHEAD NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK BOOBS TITS & DICKS BUGGER DOG FUCKER REDNECK SUCK MY DICK NIGGER BUGFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUGFUCK BUGFUCK BUGFUCK TAFFY SAGGY TITS BOB SAGET FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE JIGGABOO PENIS BASTARD PRICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER ASSHAT FUCKER COCKSMOKER BOLLOCKS HOT GRITS SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST TIT DIRT GOD DAMMIT WANK VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING FUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BULLSHIT CHIGGER ASSHAT WIGGER FUCKWIT PISS WANK I WILL KILL YOU! SHITE DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSWIPE 666 OLD CHRIST OF A SLOPE SEX AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING SPANK THE MONKEY TITS FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF WANK NIPPLES GOD DAMN JENKEM THONG TASTER TITTIES THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES RAPE VOTE MOLDY TITS FUCK FUCK OFF PRICK SHIT ASSCRACK SEMPRINI DILDO FUCK WANK BUTTFUCKER SHITTY FOREIGN CURRENCY ASS DICKLICK BASTARD SHITFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG NIPPLES PENIS ON A STICK JERK OFF BOOBS DAMN IT VAGINA PENIS JENKEM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FREE ELECTIONS CRAPFUCKER NIGGER BALL SACK POWERSHIT HEIL HITLER! MOCKIE CLEMEN NAZI REDNECK SOD OFF GANGBANG WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CLUSTERFUCK MILF FUCK NUGGET WIENER WIENER ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TURD MACACA PICKANINNY GIVING HEAD ORGASM ASSHAT FUCK YOU LICK PUSSY YOU WANKER GYPSY FUCKTARD CHIGGER FUCKFACE DOUCHETITS MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE FUCKTARD ANAL DIABETES HORSE SHIT GRAPE PENIS BUTT PIRATE AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH DICK CUNNILINGUS FUCKING LET'S SHIT TWAT SAND NIGGER GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE STUDENT RIOTS ASSRAMMER WIENER SHITE CRAPMUNCHER GOBSHITE SPIC ASSHOLE SHITBALLS DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKHEAD PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER ASS FASCIST BITCH FUCK YOU TAMPON IN MY ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELL HOSER YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA ARSEBADGERS MARGARET THATCHER BITCH DOG SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK NICARAGUA CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE SHITTY BLISTERING BARNACLES PIG ASS DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT FEWMETS CRAPMUNCHER PUSSY ASSFACE DAMN ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE INBRED GOD DAMMIT SNUFF PORN DUNE COON DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN FOUR-EYES COCKGOBLIN TURD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HORSE PENIS POWERSHIT GOD DAMMIT YOUR MOM ASSRAPING CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE BIGNOSE ASSCRACK TOSSER WANKSPLAT DICKHEAD DICKFACE CHOAD JUNGLE BUNNY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HORSE SHIT BALLS TITS & DICKS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SHITE CC PLZ ANAL LIMEY YOU WANKER CUNT WIENER TITS & DICKS FAG POMMIE SHITTY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WANK WHORE PORCH MONKEY POLAK CLIT BUTT-HEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL FLYING FUCK BOOBS FUCKER BUTT-HEAD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNTSWILLING EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG HENTAI FUCK NUGGET BOOBS BULLSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! INBRED BULLSHIT WIENER FUCK YOU DONKEY DICK DOUCHE ASSHAT JIZZ DAMN IT TURD LENS CRAFTERS MARGARET THATCHER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HELL HORSE PENIS SPANK THE MONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS DICKHEAD GREASER FUCK CANNED QUOTES TITMOUSE DAMMIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK JAP ASSHAT FLYING FUCK DICK TITS CHOAD TITMOUSE DICKFACE CHOAD KISSER DAMMIT DAMN POLAK SHITHEAD GREASER BUGFUCK DOUCHETITS SHITE ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER DAGO BOB SAGET SHIT ASSCRACK 666 YID NIGNOG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FIRECROTCH HORSE SHIT BASTARD DAGO YOU WANKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FELCHING ASS MALARKY TWO-INCH PENIS BALL SACK JACK OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BONG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST CHIGGER POLACK DICKHEAD SEMEN EPIDIDYMIS DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH SHIT GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS YOU WANKER DUMBASS ASSHAT CUNT PISS ARTIST WANKSPLAT SHITE BUGFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT NORTH KOREA SHIT BASTARD CUM BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISSHOLE HO CUNNILINGUS PENIS CUNTRAG WANK FLUFFY CLOUD FUCK SHITE FUCKING 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER WANK YOU WANKER DAMN SAGGY TITS CLEMEN FELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK GIVING HEAD BELLEND JUNGLE BUNNY CUNTSWILLING NIGGER YOU WANKER BULLSHIT YOU WANKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FOUR-EYES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUM KIKE DIPSHIT INBRED FRENCH TICKLER POTTYMOUTH CRAPFUCKER SOD EAT MY SHIT! FELCHING CHAV FUCKWIT QUEEF MASTURBATION PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER FUCKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK OFF JIGGABOO DOUCHE FRED PHELPS suck my mothers YOUR MOM POMMIE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SOD JACK OFF BASTARD WOP BASTARD SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKTARD FUCKTARD SHITBALLS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM suck my mothers TWISTY VAGINA SOD CUNNILINGUS FUCKER BIRD SHIT PUNANI GANGBANG FLYING FUCK BUGGER OFF FRENCH TICKLER FUCK BUNG-HOLE INCEST SUNSHINE DICK CHICKEN CRAPFUCKER FUCK INBRED BALLS DICK TITS RECTUM RAIDER FUCKTARD TOWELHEAD DAMNATION GOD DAMMIT BOOBS SHITTY MOCKIE SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITPISSER NEGRO FU SPANG CUNT RAT'S ASS TUBA WIGGER MALARKY LAKE TITICACA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SUCK MY DICK FUCKWIT AMERICA ONLINE ASSCRACK PAKI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PORCUPINE'S BALLS O CANADA WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK INBRED GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! CAMEL JOCKEY MASTURBATION HO SPICY CUNT FUCK POLAK ASSWIPE STEVE BALLMER HONKY ASSWIPE CHOAD KISSER CHOAD KISSER BELGIUM HAIL SATAN! SHITFUCKER SEX TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER GIVING HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS NORTH KOREA SUCK MY COCK PIG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POLACK CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER FUDGEPACKER MONKEY BALLS CLUSTERFUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITE CLIT CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK HELL SEX TIENANMEN SQUARE SHITE GRINGO FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER JERK OFF TRANNY HOSER NIGNOG WIENER FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG POMMIE FEWMETS FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GENITALIA VAGINA BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT PECKERHEAD BRITNEY GYPSY NINTENDOGS CHINK CUNT LAPPER BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! REBECCA BLACK TITTIES VENEREAL DISEASE INJUN DOUCHE ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU SHITFACE ASS FASCIST FUCKER COON SHITHEAD JIGGABOO DOUCHETITS ANAL DIABETES BUGGER ARSE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK WIENER DICKFACE JACKASS I RAPE WALRUSES! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK YOU BUKKAKE POOPOO ASS SHITSLINGING CUNT BUGGER SHITFUCKER KRAUT BUGGER OFF GOD DAMMIT WILLY WONKA PISS NEGRO SCROTUM DICKFACE FUCKING CUNT I WILL KILL YOU! NIGGER SEX PISS OFF PISS OFF MY ASS LAKE TITICACA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT DUMBASS RAT'S ASS BASTARD CRAP MARGARET THATCHER BATMAN & ROBIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT FENCE JUMPER FUCKWIT REBECCA BLACK PUNANI BANGKOK NIGGER TITS DIPSHIT CUNT NICARAGUA AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FUCKFACE AAAAAAAAA! DICK CHICKEN JENKEM TOURETTE'S IS FUN TOSSER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING BUNG-HOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNNILINGUS DAMN ASSFACE RAT'S COCK pen0r GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER SHIT MOCKIE FUCKTARD NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK COON SHITCUNTING SHITFACE DICKFACE ASSHAT BASTARD DICKFACE TWAT WANK DILDO Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSFACE and with the FUCKHEAD and his CUNNILINGUS of girraffes in which CHOAD while reading about JERRY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DONALD RUMSFELD also

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