Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PICKANINNY neurochemical FUCK disorder LIKE FATHER LIKE SON characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BEAVER, sudden FUCKING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOUCHE NAZI or DAMMIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUKKAKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNTYMINTS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FENCE JUMPER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHOLE SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHICKEN SHIT utterFUCKance of socially WIENER objectionable words).
AY-AY-AY Tourette's is BULLSHIT not to be POLAK confused with INCEST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying EAT MY SHIT! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PUSSYLICKER random SLOPE disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOAT DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKHEAD language, PISS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOLDY TITS NIPPLES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky [Insert swear here] souvenir shoppes and massive RAPE quantities IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of ANAL DIABETES DAMN IT garbage.
Darnit.
A ASSHAT Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING BASEBALL article I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOUCHE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or AUTOFELLATIO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLAMING ASS BADGER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUM Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourrette's sufferers COCK swear. You can PIECE OF SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLCRAP TV, for always focusing on the SMEG bad side of a terrible MICK thing.
- The main PEARL NECKLACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTYMINTS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCROTUM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLEMEN knee NIGNOG NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is WIENER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKTARD school for PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I RAPE WALRUSES! sufferers to become FUCKING manically depressed and SUGARTITS commit BATMAN & ROBIN suicide.
- There is no FUCK OFF cure, and the COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFACE tics often have adverse SHITSLINGING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKSTAIN perodol" which caused my entire POMMIE body to go FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK numb and P'KANG basically made it NIGGA! worse than NECROPHILIA it is without the MOCKIE drug.
I am an active member of a REBECCA BLACK tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DIRTY SANCHEZ the SHITE public view of Tourettes as a "KNOBJOCKEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITTY much much (hand spasms) more...
I am PIGFUCKER sorry for TITMOUSE "hi-jacking" your NECROPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I WILL END YOU! this that really WOODPECKERSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a ASSFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITCUNTING, and making fun of a AUTOFELLATIO horrible disorder is (not) TESTICLE CHOKE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK time.
Best FUCKWIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “CHAV” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply
As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society PROTESTS.
Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen
P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew COON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply
As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?
Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my NIPPLES intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BEAVER Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are COCK and BASTARD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JAP BAND WITH 4 TITTIES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PEDOPHILIA HORSE! BEAVER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BEAVER'S HOUSE
How SHITSLINGING to HO cure INBRED the WIENER Tourette's DAMN IT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment CUM for BASTARD Tourette's MR WINKLER IS GAY Syndrome SHITSLINGING is FUCK following POOPY these FUCK YOU rules WIKIPEDIA in LET'S SHIT order:
- 1: Avoid DICKFACE immature DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! little TWAT kids,
- 2: Count to WALRUS SHIT within JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your DICKFACE JACKASS ASS nor WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? talk,
- 4: Tell DAMN IT yourself you SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH don't PORCH MONKEY have POMMIE this DOUCHETITS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICK WITH NASTY TOSSER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SPIC FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BEAVER last straw MARY WHITEHOUSE!
I fucking put FROG'S FAT ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE RANDY TRAVIS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUKKAKE the TOP OF KNOBJOCKEY THIS TITWANK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ORGASM people who try ASSFACE to battle FUCKING A'DAMMIT that tight-ass POMMIE 17-year-SPIC—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLUSTER FUCK it now, but someone said DAMN' SHITTY GOD DAMN'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUGFUCK is a laughing PEDOPHILIA matter. Plus there POTTYMOUTH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on AY-AY-AY Uncyclopedia, there are MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE articles FROG'S FAT ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHAT stuff. So STRAWBERRY ASS that means I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! stop getting mad at the FUCKER first part too and AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI talking about the ROSIE O'DONNELL letter that it's FUCK YOU mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what MOCKIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian POO POO BLOWJOB hi self MASTURBATION even made a really SHITCUNTING good point. "It's FASHION BUG nothing more SUCK COCKS IN HELL! from a head nod to a TOWELHEAD knee tick". CUNNILINGUS. Which I'll add SAGGY TITS onto FEWMETS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't VENEREAL DISEASE suffer that EPIDIDYMIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MOZILLA FIREFOX be, because if I were a INBRED Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you ASSRAMMER Want facts, go on SEMEN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAT'S COCK be offended, don't read SON OF A BITCH the freaking CROTCH article anyway.
PECKERHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS GOAT DICK SHITE LOLCAT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FASHION BUG FUCKSTAIN
DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER HO SHITFUCKER DOT HEAD CHUFF BUGFUCK COMMUNIST DILDO JACKASS POISON IN BABY FORMULA ASSHAT CUNT ARSE SHITE EMO MOTHERFUCKER ASS DOG FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBS PENISBIRD YID RAPE TITS & DICKS CC PLZ BASTARD LOLCAT FUCKSTAIN BASTARD WANKSPLAT JIGGABOO LENS CRAFTERS BUTT PIRATE SHIT JERK OFF CRAP FUCK SHIT WIKIPEDIA TOURETTE'S IS FUN SPUNK SHITE POMMIE DEMOCRACY ARSE JESSE McCARTNEY CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKHEAD WIENER WIKIPEDIA SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAMMER JESSE McCARTNEY SHITE BELGIUM BITCH CUNT SHITFACE GO HOME AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FIST FUCK AUTOFELLATIO EMO CUNTYMINTS LIMEY INBRED BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNTSWILLING MINORITIES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHOLE JERRY PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER ANAL DIABETES POTTYMOUTH PEDOPHILIA ORGASM AY-AY-AY FUCK HELL MACACA BRITNEY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSCRACK PIG FRAK HADJI FUDGEPACKER BOOBS REDNECK ARSE FUCKTARD HOSER DUMBASS NICARAGUA WOP URINE-GARGLING FUCK OFF SUITCASE PENIS CRAPPY JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN HUEY P. NEWTON RAGHEAD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK TESTICLE CHOKE SHITFACE DAMN IT PISS FRAK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS POLESMOKER FLYING FUCK PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER GIVING HEAD FUCK OFF ASSHOLE HELL MARGARET THATCHER PISS UP MY ARSE MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK YOU GIVING HEAD WANKER DAMN IT EAT MY SHIT! AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT MONKEY SHIT GANGBANG FROG'S FAT ASS WANKER CUNT DAMN OH SHI– BOOBS FAG GENITALIA SHITSLINGING CHINK SHITTY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS MASTURBATION HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POOPY BIGNOSE CHICKEN SHIT STEVE BALLMER GOBSHITE MASTURBATION SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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MASTURBATION BITCH DIPSHIT CLIT CLIT CONDOMS TAFFY SHITE DAMN IT DICK PISS FUCKFACE FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ FELCHING HELLFIRE SHITCUNTING FUCK OFF FUCKING A CUNTBUCKET SON OF A BITCH YOGHURT CANNON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNNILINGUS POOPY SHIT TITS MOCCASINS DOUCHEBAG CUM BIRD SHIT BALL SACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKER SHITTY FUCKER NI GOBSHITE PIG HELL FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA suck my mothers FELLATIO HEIL HITLER! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! KAFFIR DICKFACE PISS ARTIST SOD BANGKOK WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS ARTIST WANK CRACKER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING FUCK OFF CHUFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHICKEN FRIES FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT DAMN FUCK FUCK OFF HITLER CRAP I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICK PIGS MIGHT FLY NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD CUNT FUCKING GOD DAMN DEVELOPERS! I WILL END YOU! MOTHERFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING JUMP! I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BASTARD CUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK OFF DONGSHOVER FUCK NUGGET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT SHIT SHITE CAMEL FUCKER BITCH TENTACLE RAPE WANK STUDENT PROTESTS DAMMIT PISS ARTIST DONKEY PUNCHER ASS DIPSHIT PIG BUTT PIRATE SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUM COCK GOD DAMMIT SHITBALLS FUCK OFF CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GREASER WARNER MUSIC GROUP MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FAGGOT CUNTRAG I'LL RAPE YOU GOBSHITE FUCKFACE FELLATIO SHAKOPEE TITMOUSE MONKEY BALLS SEX BELLEND BOOBS CARPET MUNCHER CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FIST FUCK SON OF A BITCH BITCH DICK JOHN SMILEY FACE WIGGER WANK MOTHERFUCKER TITWANK SPIC MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FELCHING WIKIPEDIA RULES BULLSHIT DICKHEAD BUGGER WHITE PEOPLE SHITBALLS DONKEY PUNCHER SEX GREASER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CRAP FUCK NUGGET MR WINKLER IS GAY HELL POWERSHIT CLIT ALF FELLATIO SHITCUNTING FUCK OFF SHITFACE ASS RAT'S ASS COCK SHITSLINGING MOCCASINS LET'S SHIT SLOPE BAT FUCK INSANE PISS OFF WANKER ASS PRICK URINE-GARGLING JERK OFF ARSE TAMPONS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WANKSPLAT COCKSMOKER ASSWIPE COON ASS GIVING HEAD SHIT BALLS SHITSLIDE GENITALIA EXTRA LONG PENIS BITCH CRAP FENCE JUMPER I'LL RAPE YOU WEHATEMARIO VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS INBRED DICKFACE BULLSHIT ANUSCAKE CRAP CAMEL JOCKEY ASS YOUR MOM BUTT PIRATE ASSCRACK DAMN WANK PAKI BITCH BRITNEY FUCKHEAD FALSE BENSON SEX PISS OFF MY ASS PENIS ON A STICK FUCK CUNT CONDOMS DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK MARGARET THATCHER FUCKHEAD CLUSTER FUCK GOBSHITE REDSKIN SPIC SPUNK MONKEY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHEBAG FUCKING A FRED PHELPS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITE CUNT FOUR-EYES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT THONG TASTER FUCKFACE PRICK DAMN IT FUCKER SHITFACE HELL FUCKFUCKFUCK COON YOGHURT CANNON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SOD OFF and with the DAMN and his FLYING FUCK of girraffes in which WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? while reading about ARSE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See JACKASS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- DILDO
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DAMN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BALLS subject. If you do not find it funny DOUGHNUT PUNCHER, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK OFF ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. HENTAI If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BRITNEY joke loses its humour SHITE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CUM ignorant, then you wouldn't have VAGINA needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PRICK CC PLZ WETBACK ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITFACE!!!!!I <3 COCK |
