Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BIRD IN THE HOUSE, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOOBS or POOPOO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TAMPON IN MY ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKSTAIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken P'KANG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I RAPE WALRUSES! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS SHITSLINGING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially SNUFF PORN objectionable words).
BLOWJOB Tourette's is PENIS not to be TAFFY confused with DAGO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DONKEY DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BASTARD random SHITSKIN disorientation, culturally-BUTT PIRATE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BEANER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local INCEST language, REDSKIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAT'S ASS INBRED of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHICKEN SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive DICKLICK quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS garbage.
Darnit.
A MAMA MIA Polite Note to the FROG Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article RAT'S COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICK CHICKEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BALLS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers FELLATIO swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SPIC TV, for always focusing on the PEDOPHILIA bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
- The main All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DONKEY PUNCHER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITHEAD knee POWERSHIT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SEX no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FRITZ cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING RAT'S ASS school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MASTURBATION sufferers to become JUNGLE BUNNY manically depressed and WIENER commit RIGHT WING suicide.
- There is no PISS OFF cure, and the FUCK YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the VENEREAL DISEASE tics often have adverse TITMOUSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKWIT perodol" which caused my entire PENISBIRD body to go DICKWAD numb and NIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than JIZZ it is without the LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT drug.
I am an active member of a RECTUM RAIDER tourette syndrome DICKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "KAFFIR swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSFACE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FUCKHEAD sorry for DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CRACKER this that really TACO annoys me. I am working towards a COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) FUCKER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FRITZ time.
Best PIECE OF SHIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SONNY BILL WILLIAMS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply
As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.
Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen
P.S. FLYING FUCK Regards to Andrew JAP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BOB SAGET intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BIRD IN THE HOUSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are PISS ARTIST and SPUNK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BALLS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFACE BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BULLSHIT HORSE! BIRD IN THE HOUSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BIRD IN THE HOUSE'S HOUSE
How TWAT to PUSSYLICKER cure GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS the BONG Tourette's HEIL HITLER! Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment DAMMIT for SHITFUCKER Tourette's DOUCHING Syndrome NIGNOG is CHENEY following FUCKHEAD these HADJI rules SHITBALLS in RUSKIE order:
- 1: Avoid ASS immature WANK little JACK ABRAMOFF kids,
- 2: Count to BALL SACK within FIST FUCK 10 JERK OFFseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BIRD SHIT SHIT PISS nor FUCK OFF talk,
- 4: Tell PRICK yourself you SUCK COCKS IN HELL! don't [expletive deleted] have SHITTY this TIT SPRINKLES disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TWISTY VAGINA WITH NASTY MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BIRD IN THE HOUSE last straw CUNT!
I fucking put DOUCHEBAG' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKSUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CONAN O'BRIAN the TOP OF SHITSKIN THIS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DELICIOUS CAKE offensive. RAGHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITE people who try ANAL DIABETES to battle NIGGER'suck my mothers that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-CAMEL FUCKER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JAP it now, but someone said PENIS' DICKFACE LIMEY'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TAMPON IN MY ASS is a laughing ASS matter. Plus there CHOAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TWAT Uncyclopedia, there are RAPE articles BASKETBALL HOOP about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFACE stuff. So HADJI that means LIMEY stop getting mad at the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD first part too and SUCK A BIG DICK talking about the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS letter that it's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT mocking (what ASS letter? I don't even know what BIGNOSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian CROTCH hi self ABO even made a really BITCH good point. "It's FUCKFACE nothing more I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! from a head nod to a 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT knee tick". ASSHOLE. Which I'll add AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI onto DIRTY SANCHEZ saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMN suffer that ANAL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BLUMPKIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SEMEN be, because if I were a KAFFIR Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BIG FOOT hilarious. If you SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Want facts, go on SHITHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WOMEN'S RIGHTS be offended, don't read ASSHAT the freaking NEGRO article anyway.
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COCK POLAK FELCHING DAMN IT CRAP ON A STICK MASTURBATION DAMMIT ASSCRACK FENCE JUMPER PISS OFF MY ASS FELCHING PUSSY WIENER CLIT JACK OFF FUCK POTTYMOUTH BUTT PIRATE COCK CHING CHONG CHINK BEAVER PRICK NIGGER SHIT SHITBALLS BIRD SHIT SCUMBAG DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU DAGO CUNNILINGUS ANUSCAKE SHITE MILF FUCKFACE JAP STUDENT PROTESTS FUCKTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKSTAIN ANUSCAKE PENIS ON A BUN PUSSY CONDOMS REBECCA BLACK POTTYMOUTH NI FRITZ BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE DOG FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER WEHATEMARIO DONKEY PUNCHER PAKI BONER NIGGER WANKER GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK PRICK DAMN ASSHOLE TAFFY DICKHEAD FELLATIO CHENEY GOOK I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE JACKASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS POLACK BATMAN & ROBIN SACRAMENTO GINGERBREAD POISON IN BABY FORMULA YOU WANKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BUKKAKE WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHINK I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND BUTTFUCKER CAUCASIANS SEMEN BITCH NIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD ASS AUTOFELLATIO WOP PISS ARTIST CUM CUNNILINGUS JOY POMMIE SAND NIGGER CHUFF TENTACLE RAPE WANKSPLAT ANAL BEAVER ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK SAND NIGGER CROTCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WOP CUNT ARSE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE SON OF A BITCH NEOPETS POO POO BLOWJOB FELLATIO JACK OFF FUCKER SHIT GIVING HEAD SHITSKIN SHITBALLS BEANER POLACK HADJI HOLY DUMB FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK BUGFUCK CHALICE YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER CHINK COON BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! 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ASSBANDIT FUCK OFF ASS DAMN AMERICA ONLINE SHITTY SHIT SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY HELLFIRE BUTT-HEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS YOU WANKER pen0r MONKEY SHIT FASHION BUG BITCH PISS ARTIST BUGGER ASSRAPING SACRAMENTO BELLEND TITS & DICKS I WILL END YOU! SHAKOPEE DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS NORTH KOREA FUCK YOU FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BOOBIES BUNG-HOLE SACRAMENTO BITCH CONDOMS JIGGABOO HELL SHITFACE BALL SACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JACKASS WIENER BIGNOSE YUKY DOODY BEANER GANGBANG FLYING FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKSMOKER RECTUM RAIDER FUCK OFF FRIG FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD ROSES HAIL SATAN! FUCKBAG ASSHOLE FOREIGN CURRENCY SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE UNITED KINGDOM JACKASS BALLS ANAL DIABETES NIGGER COCK FUCKING A LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHINK ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE TESTICLE CHOKE BENCH PRESS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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DYKE SHIT DOT HEAD FUCKFACE GRAPE PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOBSHITE SUCK A BIG DICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK YOU ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS TITS INJUN MARCH OF FLAMES INBRED ASSCRACK CUM SHITHEAD PISSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER INBRED PUSSY DOG FUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CHINK DUMBASS ANUSCAKE RAT'S COCK DUMBASS GRAPE PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS POWERSHIT HO JIGGABOO NEGRO SHITFUCKER LOGJAMMER QUEEF O CANADA BONER BASTARD NIGGER TITS DAMN DAMN RICK MORANIS COLGATE GOAT DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSWIPE FUCKFACE BULLSHIT DICK CHICKEN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DAMMIT NIGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SAND NIGGER CUNTSWILLING BEAVER MONKEY'S UNCLE ASS TWAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICK MALARKY MARCH OF FLAMES SOD OFF BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! DILDO CUNT SHITCOCK SOD CHIGGER FELCHMONKEY ASSWIPE CHOAD WOODPECKERSHIT ASSRAPING AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD CRAPPY MOZILLA FIREFOX MARY WHITEHOUSE RAGHEAD BIRD SHIT JIGGABOO MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JOHNNY DICKHEAD NIGNOG BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INJUN RAGHEAD FUCKER ARSE DUMBASS ASSHAT CHOAD KISSER I'LL RAPE YOU FRITZ TWAT SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK DUMBASS ARSE JACKASS SHITHEAD FAGGOT FUCK ANUSCAKE FUCKING BASEBALL HELL FRIG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BOOBS CUNT SHITHEAD NIGGER CUNT CRAPPER ASSWIPE INJUN SHITE TAMPONS CROTCH SEX SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKING COON CLEMEN BIGNOSE ASS ASSFACE DICK TITS SHITE HELL SHIT BLUMPKIN HELL WOODPECKERSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PUSSYLICKER DICK TITS CUNTSWILLING FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK JUNGLE BUNNY I RAPE WALRUSES! PRICK CUNT ART METAL PRODUCTS TITMOUSE COCKGOBLIN FUCKER FUCKING BORDER HOPPER PUSSY PENIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUTT-HOLE SHITBALLS CUNTSWILLING FUCK NUGGET MONKEY BALLS FAGGOT SIGMUND FREUD SHITE JACKASS SHIT WANK ASS LICKER DIRTY SANCHEZ TITMOUSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SAND NIGGER PRICK JIZZ SUCK MY DICK NECROPHILIA NIGGER FRIG O CANADA HELL WANKSPLAT BITCH DICKWAD DUNE COON ASSHAT SPANK THE MONKEY NORTH KOREA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SOD PISSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN CUNTRAG SHITTY HO YUKY DOODY BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER ANUSCAKE GIVING HEAD CUNTRAG INJUN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TITWANK LONGCAT IS LONG FUCKING CUNT HADJI DONKEY PUNCHER PISSHOLE LAKE TITICACA CUM ASSHAT SHITE SACRAMENTO EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive GRAPE PENIS and with the FUCKSTAIN and his PUSSY of girraffes in which POLACK while reading about BORDER HOPPER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See ASSHAT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKER
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is FUCKWIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CAMEL JOCKEY subject. If you do not find it funny FROG'S FAT ASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. GOD DAMN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a POLAK joke loses its humour FUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so COCKSTUFFER ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FELLATIO FAG HONKY SHITTY JIGGABOO!!!!!I <3 COCK |
