Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSLINGING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS UP MY ARSE, sudden TWAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NAZI or DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSBANDIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHOAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMN WETBACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FEWMETS utterFUCKance of socially BOYCOTT VIACOM! objectionable words).
PUSSYLICKER Tourette's is DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! not to be BELLEND confused with FUCK OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKWIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, GENITALIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSFACE TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TOURETTE'S SYNDROME souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities FU SPANG of ANAL DIABETES JUSTIN BIEBER garbage.
Darnit.
A MARCH OF FLAMES Polite Note to the BITCH Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POMMIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMMIT article DICKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSHOLE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about REDNECK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of NIGGER Tourrette's sufferers GENITALIA swear. You can CHINK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS TV, for always focusing on the [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] bad side of a terrible HOLY DUMB FUCK thing.
- The main YOU WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS FASCIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHAV' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOT HEAD knee NICARAGUA NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is PISS OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIGNOSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SOD OFF school for SHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD sufferers to become JERK OFF manically depressed and MARY WHITEHOUSE commit BITCH suicide.
- There is no BALLS cure, and the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the FROG'S FAT ASS tics often have adverse ASSHOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DONGSHOVER perodol" which caused my entire SPUNK body to go PIG numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHE it is without the FUCKSTAIN drug.
I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome RAT'S ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TURD the PRICK public view of Tourettes as a "GO HOME AND DIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PEEPEE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FUCKFACE sorry for ASSHOLE "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK NUGGET this that really FLAMING ASS BADGER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SOD, and making fun of a GOOK horrible disorder is (not) SOD funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHRISTHUMPER time.
Best BUKKAKE regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “KNOBJOCKEY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply
As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society PROXY SITES.
Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen
P.S. CLEVELAND STEAMER Regards to Andrew PIG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply
As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?
Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TRANNY saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my TRANNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine PISS UP MY ARSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are HELL and TITS & DICKS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POOPOO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) POOPY BAND WITH 4 MAMA MIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HORSE! PISS UP MY ARSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS UP MY ARSE'S HOUSE
How CHRISTHUMPER to BIGNOSE cure SHITFUCKER the FUCK Tourette's KAFFIR Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE for SHITE Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome ASSFACE is TAMPON IN MY ASS following YOU WANKER these BAD MOTHERFUCKER rules BRITNEY in CUNT order:
- 1: Avoid PUNANI immature DICKHEAD little FLYING FUCK kids,
- 2: Count to ASSFACE within ASS 10 FOUR-EYESseconds,
- 3: Do not open your LIMEY SHITE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! nor BONER talk,
- 4: Tell PEEPEE yourself you DELICIOUS CAKE don't FENCE JUMPER have DAMN this CTHULHU FHTAGN disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE WITH NASTY YOU WANKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FROG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the PISS UP MY ARSE last straw ANAL!
I fucking put INCEST' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CRAPMUNCHER the TOP OF TOSSER THIS PAKI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FIST FUCK offensive. RAT'S COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST people who try PICKANINNY to battle BUGFUCK'FUCK YOU that tight-ass SAGGY TITS 17-year-PISS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FRIG it now, but someone said JOHN SMILEY FACE' BUKKAKE SAGGY TITS'CUM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITBALLS is a laughing BLUMPKIN matter. Plus there PISS OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS Uncyclopedia, there are SCUMBAG articles MOLDY TITS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKWAD stuff. So BUTT-HEAD that means HAPPINESS stop getting mad at the FUCKING A first part too and BASTARD talking about the ALF letter that it's TITTYWANK mocking (what HELL letter? I don't even know what KIDDY FIDDLER the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOTHERFUCKER hi self SEX even made a really CONAN O'BRIAN good point. "It's ASSHOLE nothing more SHITCOCK from a head nod to a BLUMPKIN knee tick". SHITTY. Which I'll add DOUCHE onto SCROTUM saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGGER OFF suffer that SOD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to INBRED be, because if I were a DICKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BELLEND hilarious. If you CUNNILINGUS Want facts, go on QUEEF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK be offended, don't read BASTARD the freaking SHIT article anyway.
LET'S SHIT WANK NIGGER SEMEN SHIT CHOAD CUNTRAG DOUCHETITS WANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT
FUCKING BASEBALL LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JOHN SMILEY FACE PORCH MONKEY FUCKING BASEBALL TITS DICKHEAD FUCKBAG BEANER PISS ARTIST INJUN WOP CHOAD JACKASS JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GENITALIA SHITFACE DICKFACE CLEMEN pen0r IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTRAG DONGSHOVER ASSRAPING PUSSY SHIT FELCHMONKEY NIPPLES CUNT CHOAD FUCKING SHITE DAMN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKHEAD DUMBASS BALLS FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN KIKE SIGMUND FREUD ASS FUCKWIT POOPOO FUCK OFF BALLS DAMN TWAT WALRUS SHIT GOOK SHITTY SHITSLINGING BAT FUCK INSANE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK HOMO PISS OFF WOP ASS MOTHERFUCKER TWAT PUNANI JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHEBAG CANNED QUOTE TWO-INCH PENIS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIENER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD SOD HATE HATE HAT POLAK RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE BUTT-HOLE FUCK CUNTSWILLING FAGGOT SHITFACE SHIT BEAVER CLUSTERFUCK CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSFACE FUCKWIT TARTAR SAUCE ASS CUNTBUCKET SHITE SOD NIGGER SAND NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD LOLCAT SHITSLINGING HELL ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER DOUCHING WANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIGGER ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOG SHIT JERRY BASTARD BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POLACK DICK CHICKEN I WILL END YOU! CUNT GOD BLESS AMERICA WANKER CLIT FUCKTARD SHUT UP, MEG! CUNT FUCK YOU DOT HEAD SAGGY TITS SCROTUM WOP SACRAMENTO PISS SHIT O CANADA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOATSE TITMOUSE EPIDIDYMIS GOBSHITE ASSFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITSLINGING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MASTURBATION SHITHEAD SHITCOCK BATMAN & ROBIN BRITNEY CUNTBUCKET BUTT-HOLE FAG I WILL KILL YOU! PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS SHITE BITCH MALARKY ASSFACE suck my mothers FUCK JACKASS DIPSHIT NAZI FUCK YOU BASTARD SCUMBAG FIST FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HADJI WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS TIMBER NIGGER ASSFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANK BONG INJUN MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ CUM PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING BRUSH MA TEETH TOWELHEAD ASS SON OF A BITCH COCKSMOKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GRINGO SHITCUNTING CRAPPY COCK DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? AAAAAAAAA! JOHNNY PAKI WANK FUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] PORCH MONKEY RIGHTS FEATURED INBRED DICK TITS PENIS ON A STICK ASS CUNT MONKEY SHIT HOMO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WHORE DARTH VADER BUTT PIRATE YUKY DOODY ASSHOLE FUCKING TEDDY BEARS HOLY DUMB FUCK WETBACK KAFFIR FUCKING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK JACKASS SHIT BALL SACK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOTHERFUCKER SHITE FUCKWIT ABO MONKEY SHIT SHIT CLEMEN FUCK SHITSLINGING I AM CORNHOLIO! DICKFACE DICKLICK BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EPIDIDYMIS COON ASS LICKER CHRISTHUMPER CONDOMS HOMO GENITALIA CHOAD KISSER DICKLICK DUMBASS DIPSHIT BONG RAT'S COCK SCUMBUCKET CUNTRAG CUNTSWILLING SLOPE SPIC ASS BASTARD MARY WHITEHOUSE BUTTFUCKER SHITSLIDE MOCCASINS HONKY DOUCHETITS HELL CRAPFUCKER SHITHEAD GANGBANG CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE NAZI HELL suck my mothers AUTOFELLATIO POLACK NEGRO SUITCASE PENIS LOLCAT JACKASS CHENEY FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BORDER HOPPER ASSHAT ASSWIPE HEIL HITLER! CRAP FRITZ INCEST ANUSCAKE WILLY WONKA TWISTY VAGINA PISS ARTIST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TURD REBECCA BLACK WANKER MASTURBATION GANGBANG JIZZ DOUCHING BALLS WANK pen0r WIENER FRENCH TICKLER HELL JACKASS NIPPLES BITCH SHAKOPEE JERK OFF PEARL NECKLACE SPIC AUTOFELLATIO COCKSHITTER CUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SPUNK MOZILLA FIREFOX CRAPMUNCHER SHIT SHITBALLS DICK CONDOMS ASS FASCIST DONKEY DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITCOCK JIZZ TITMOUSE SHITFACE BITCH CC PLZ POOPOO DIPSHIT STEVE BALLMER NIGGER TITS HELL FUCKFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITFACE FIST FUCK ARSEBADGERS TACO NI FUCK UNICORNS PIECE OF SHIT ASSRAPING JACKASS TAFFY CHUFF FUCKHEAD FEWMETS TRANNY DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE I WILL END YOU! DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD COCK ASS FUCK [Insert yet another person's name here] WANK DAMN IT EXTRA LONG PENIS TIMBER NIGGER FUCKER INBRED TITTIES TACO INCEST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACK OFF MONKEY'S UNCLE CONDOMS PISS ARTIST TIMBER NIGGER HENTAI GENITALIA TACO CUM BOOBIES POTTYMOUTH DILDO TITS SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT TRANNY SHIT CRACKER SHITFACE TAFFY DUMBASS WANK SUCK MY COCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COMMUNIST DILDO BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBS MICK TWAT YOU WANKER SHITFACE LET'S SHIT SCUMBAG ASSWIPE WHITE POWER BASTARD JACKASS GENITALIA BLUE PENIS! GOD DAMN I RAPE WALRUSES! CHOLERA IS FUN! FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS I AM CORNHOLIO! DOUCHE ASSCRACK HOMO FUCK OFF TIT DIRT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS DONKEY DICK QUEEF WIENER GOAT DICK DUMBASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN CHRISTMAS TREES JUSTIN BIEBER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING BUTT PIRATE LET'S SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE DANDELIONS I'LL RAPE YOU DAMNATION BITCH DOUCHING FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE SHIT GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER KIKE DYKE ASSHOLE MASTURBATION SUCK MY DICK CONSENSUS FUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WOODPECKERSHIT CHRISTMAS TREES CROTCH CHINK VAGINA 30 CASES OF PICKLES HORSE SHIT HO HITLER FUCKFACE WETBACK CUNT FUCK INBRED SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF ASSCRACK KRAUT CUNT BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! FUCKING A BULLSHIT ARSE FELCHING RECTUM RAIDER TAFFY pen0r TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DIRTY SANCHEZ BOLLOCKS DIRTY SANCHEZ CHIGGER SOD MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS ASSCRACK BASTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN IT COCKSMOKER SPIC YOU WANKER FUCKTARD ASS SHITE TWISTY VAGINA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BALL SACK PAGE BLANKING ASS CUNTYMINTS JAP SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO DONALD RUMSFELD YOU WANKER HELL CONDOMS JACKASS SHIT COCK GIVING HEAD BITCH YOU WANKER WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT ASS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY LET'S SHIT BUTT PIRATE CONAN O'BRIAN ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKING BELLEND YOU WANKER HOSER FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD ASS BOOBS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FEATURED BLOWJOB CROTCH FUCKING KIKE DILDO ORGASM FUCK OFF GRIS JERRY GOD DAMN BOOBIES TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PIECE OF SHIT ASSRAPING TIT SPRINKLES FUCK HONKY MOTHERFUCKER CLIT I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED BUNG-HOLE QUEEF BALL SACK PIG DICKLICK BUKKAKE SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOCCASINS BUTTFUCKER WIGGER BALL SACK ASSHOLE BASTARD COCKSTUFFER FUCKING JUMP! FLAMING ASS BADGER WANK TACO HOT GRITS COON BORDER HOPPER WANK DUMBASS DIPSHIT GOBSHITE NIGGER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT NI GOAT DICK SHITE CHAV CLIT DOG SHIT RAT'S COCK PENISFUCK PISS CHINK LET'S SHIT SHIT BONER WIENER FUCKSTAIN BELLEND DICKFACE CUNT CRAPPER GANGBANG DUMBASS MARCH OF FLAMES MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE FOREIGN CURRENCY GOD DAMMIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WOODPECKERSHIT REDSKIN SHIT BITCH BEANER BELGIUM PENIS SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUCHEBAG CUNT SHITSKIN TITS BULLSHIT HOMO ANAL JIGGABOO DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUMBASS DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK pen0r BOB SAGET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS MOCKIE O CANADA VAGINA SEX DOT HEAD INJUN DOUCHEBAG AUTOFELLATIO DICK TITS DONALD RUMSFELD DILDO DARTH VADER BULLSHIT YID ASSHOLE PROXY SITES CHOAD CUNT DUMBASS DICKHEAD TITTYWANK MOTHERFUCKER WIKIPEDIA FASHION BUG CHOAD HOLY DUMB FUCK DIPSHIT DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA HADJI FUCKFACE POLESMOKER PISS FAG CHRISTHUMPER DICK TITS SHITTY BUTTFUCKER NEGRO CONDOMS JAP SHITFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COON BIRD SHIT BIGNOSE BUGGER FUCKFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER POTTYMOUTH GENITALIA SHITFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS I RAPE WALRUSES! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAGHEAD HELL THONG TASTER GOBSHITE DUNE COON LENS CRAFTERS CUNT CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTSWILLING CONDOMS TITS & DICKS CUNNILINGUS I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink lowercase BOOBS REDNECK JACKASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HOSER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FEWMETS FUCK SEMEN FUCK WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! I'LL RAPE YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LIMEY BRUSH MA TEETH CHRISTHUMPER SON OF A BITCH CHAV FUCKFACE NICARAGUA JERK OFF BLOWJOB HITLER FOUR-EYES TIMBER NIGGER HORSE SHIT WANK COCKSUCKER YOUR MOM YOU WANKER TACO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITHEAD SEX JOHN ELWAY DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS EPIDIDYMIS TITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN BASTARD KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH WIKIPEDIA COCKSHITTER BUGFUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SON OF A BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TIMBER NIGGER JACKASS SHIT TITS CUNTING ASSCRACK JACKASS FUCKING FUCKING A RAT'S ASS HOMO TAFFY MOTHERFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY TRANNY HONKY DICKFACE BOB SAGET COMMUNION WAFER FUCKHEAD ASS SNUFF PORN FUDGEPACKER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! POTTYMOUTH MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKHEAD PIG PIG JOHN SMILEY FACE FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive ORGASM and with the NIGGER and his DICKLICK of girraffes in which SHITSLINGING while reading about SHITE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See PIECE OF SHIT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- POMMIE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is SHITTY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK subject. If you do not find it funny DAMN IT, it is probably because you are an INBRED MONKEY'S UNCLE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. JERRY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DAGO joke loses its humour BASTARD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PISS ARTIST ignorant, then you wouldn't have RAT'S COCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! POLESMOKER TITS BOOBS ASSWIPE DAMNATION!!!!!I <3 COCK |
