Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a GENITALIA article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIECE OF SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder 666 characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU!, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHOLE or SHITSLINGING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKWIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTTFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOU WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD DAMMIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JAP television programs to address TITTYWANK Tourette's syndrome.

SEMEN Tourette's is SHITE not to be LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD confused with GIVING HEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TAMPON IN MY ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANKER random ASS disorientation, culturally-COCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NAZI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CAMEL FUCKER language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LHASA JERRY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive TWO-INCH PENIS quantities DICKHEAD of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A NEOPETS Polite Note to the [EXPLETIVE] Author:

The FUCKSTAIN Tourette's SHITSLINGING Research Institute was BLISTERING BARNACLES founded to DIPSHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TAFFY article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICK IN A BOX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLUSTER FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BEAVER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of POWERSHIT Tourrette's sufferers SHITFACE swear. You can COON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the SHITSKIN bad side of a terrible TOURETTE'S IS FUN thing.
  • The main SCUMBAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PRICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee ASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUCK MY COCK school for TITS & DICKS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BONER sufferers to become ORGASM manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit POLESMOKER suicide.
  • There is no CAMEL JOCKEY cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAGGOT tics often have adverse FELCHING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTTFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire DONKEY PUNCHER body to go IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD numb and AY-AY-AY basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS ARTIST it is without the AUTOFELLATIO drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK OFF tourette syndrome SEMEN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SPANK THE MONKEY the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "PUNANI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLAMING ASS BADGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BOB SAGET sorry for MOCKIE "hi-jacking" your DONKEY PUNCHER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COMMUNIST DILDO this that really CLUSTER FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a WOODPECKERSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT, and making fun of a BONG horrible disorder is (not) AMERICA ONLINE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKTARD time.

Best CUNTYMINTS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHICKEN FRIES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your KENNY capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. FUCKING Regards to Andrew SHITFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK bastard who wrote this article. You can DARTH VADER punch him if you IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my SHITCOCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How WIKIPEDIA to ARSE cure JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST the SHITFACE Tourette's LENS CRAFTERS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for BITCH Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Syndrome TITTYWANK is KNOBJOCKEY following WIGGER these DOUCHING rules CHOAD in MOTHERFUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK OFF immature FUCK little PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM kids,
  • 2: Count to BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA within EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA 10 HELLFIREseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your NAZI ASSCRACK DICKFACE nor EMO talk,
  • 4: Tell DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! yourself you BUTT PIRATE don't BUTT-FOR-BRAINS have ASS this BUGGER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHAT WITH NASTY MOLDY TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! last straw SHIT!

I fucking put BIG FOOT' my comment at the TOP OF THE MALARKY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS UP MY ARSE the TOP OF SHITSKIN THIS FELCHING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS offensive. FUCKSTAIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKSTAIN people who try QUEEF to battle VENEREAL DISEASE'FUCK NUGGET that tight-ass NAZI 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said MASTURBATION' ASS CLUSTER FUCK'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUTT PIRATE is a laughing NORTH KOREA matter. Plus there PISSHOLE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GARBAGE DAY! Uncyclopedia, there are BASTARD articles STEVE BALLMER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHOLE stuff. So FUCK that means I WILL END YOU! stop getting mad at the NORTH KOREA first part too and PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM talking about the FLYING FUCK letter that it's DOUCHE mocking (what CHING CHONG CHINK letter? I don't even know what FUCKING FUCKFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self NIGGER even made a really JACKASS good point. "It's WALRUS SHIT nothing more PORCH MONKEY from a head nod to a SUGARTITS knee tick". BOOBIES. Which I'll add DAMN onto ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LET'S SHIT suffer that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSCRACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOODIE HEAD be, because if I were a BORDER HOPPER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GYPSY hilarious. If you COCKSTUFFER Want facts, go on DOG SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PORCH MONKEY be offended, don't read HELL the freaking NECROPHILIA article anyway.

WETBACK RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CHING CHONG CHINK DIRTY SANCHEZ SPIC ASS JUSTIN BIEBER

GYPSY ASSHAT BASTARD FUCKHEAD WIENER GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCKBAG FLAMING ASS BADGER GREASER SUCK MY COCK SHIT NIGGER TITS DILDO VANITY PAGES ROCK MOCKIE FUCKWIT DOG SHIT LUV ABO BOLLOCKS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HONKY JACKASS SHIT PUSSY DICK ARSEBADGERS DIPSHIT ASSCRACK BULLSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PENIS SEMEN MOLDY TITS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH P'KANG BITCH FUCK DOUCHETITS GYPSY NIPPLES GOD DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKFUCKFUCK JACKASS FUCKING A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT CC PLZ TAMPONS CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL SHITTY ANAL DIABETES ALEX TREBEK CHOAD KISSER SHITPISSER FUCKING A 1984 PISS CRAPPY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN DAMN JACKASS SHIT BLUMPKIN WANK PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT SHIT JIGGABOO SHITFACE HELLFIRE FELCHMONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH WIENER WOP TIMBER NIGGER WEHATEMARIO PISS OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER FEWMETS HOMO WOODPECKERSHIT HELL ASSHOLE SHITFACE RAT'S COCK PECKERHEAD BUTT PIRATE COCK YOU WANKER CUM JACKASS JIZZ HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS LOGJAMMER SHITE BITCH SHITFACE OH SHI– ASSHOLE JERK OFF NICARAGUA HELLFIRE PRICK BITCH BONER DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKTARD NAZI COON HOMO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITHEAD SHITE FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN TWAT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER COON JIZZ PISS FUCKWIT TURD HELL SPUNK LET'S SHIT NIGNOG FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT BUTT PIRATE DOT HEAD NEOPETS SAGGY TITS BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE LOLCAT RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT SHITHEAD ASSCRACK DAMN IT CHOAD KISSER AUTOFELLATIO ASSRAPING PECKERHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLUSTER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO PENIS ON A BUN WIENER PIGFUCKER SHITSLINGING FUCKING A SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANK SHIT FRIG CHOAD HELL NIGGER SUGARTITS FIRECROTCH GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT WANK CUNNILINGUS QUEEF SHITE JUMPING JESUS!!! ASSWIPE [expletive deleted] FRITZ SHITFACE WANK BRITAIN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITS CUNTRAG CUNT POOPOO JACK OFF FUCK OFF BITCH JIZZ PISS FUCKFACE ARSE MOTHERFUCKER MILF ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FROG'S FAT ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKFACE INCEST PRICK MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHEBAG BRITNEY BUGGER GANGBANG BALL SACK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN IT ASSHAT [EXPLETIVE] ALF RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER POOPOO CLEMEN GO HOME AND DIE BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SEX GOD DAMMIT MONKEY'S UNCLE HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNTRAG 30 CASES OF PICKLES FAGGOT FUCK WALRUS SHIT TURD BLISTERING BARNACLES LET'S SHIT WIENER TITS & DICKS FRED PHELPS BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT BOOBS NEOPETS CHINK GYPSY CHRISTHUMPER DAGO FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER SHITFACE SHIT DAMN EMO KIKE BITCH CLUSTER FUCK BUGGER OFF POMMIE BUGFUCK ASSHAT URINE-GARGLING EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFACE BEANER PRICK TENTACLE RAPE JERRY PORCH MONKEY CAMEL FUCKER SHAKOPEE GENITALIA JAP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAT'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX TAMPONS DAMN MICK SHITE CHOAD HELL ASSRAMMER FUDGEPACKER DICKHEAD COCKGOBLIN SCROTUM BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE SUCK MY COCK GRINGO [expletive deleted] YOU [EXPLETIVE] PISS SPANK THE MONKEY WALRUS SHIT JOHNNY TITWANK I WILL END YOU! PRICK FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD HO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TIBETAN BUDDHISM RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT FUCKFACE GANGBANG CLUSTER FUCK BUGGER WETBACK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK SHITSKIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE QUEEF YOGHURT CANNON HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH CANNED QUOTE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FAG CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING A SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH PRICK WOODPECKERSHIT KIKE DUMBASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTYMINTS ASSCRACK INJUN DAMMIT PISS HENTAI PISS BASTARD TAFFY POO POO BLOWJOB CUNTSWILLING SEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU GARBAGE DAY! MICK ASS BULLCRAP WANKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INJUN BITCH BASTARD HELLFUCKER FAGGOT DICKHEAD PISS O CANADA CHICKEN FRIES BULLCRAP BIRD IN THE HOUSE SACRAMENTO HELL CHRISTHUMPER RUSKIE JERRY CHRISTHUMPER DICK CHICKEN ASS FUCK DAMN FUCKHEAD SHITSKIN SEX POOPY THONG TASTER [EXPLETIVE] LICK PUSSY BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN IT CLUSTER FUCK WANKER WANK FUCK NUGGET WINDOWS VISTA CLUSTER FUCK FUCKFACE O CANADA TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAGO THIS IS A RARE SWEAR 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD PUSSY ASSFACE ASS BUTTFUCKER TITTIES CHING CHONG CHINK ASSHOLE FUCKING NIGNOG COCKSUCKER FEWMETS MASTURBATION PICKANINNY WANK BASTARD HELL SUITCASE PENIS PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! NIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE HAIL SATAN! SHIT TACO SOD OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNT FELLATIO DUMBASS REDSKIN SHITBALLS FUCK FALSE BENSON DAMN RAT'S ASS WIGGER PISS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITHEAD RONNIE CORBETT TWAT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GOOK BALLS DOG FUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE GREASER DICK DONKEY PUNCHER DICKHEAD BITCH RAT'S COCK SHITPISSER BITCH SHITCOCK FUCK CRAPMUNCHER CARPET MUNCHER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKHEAD CROTCH 666 MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING HORSE SHIT FUCK FENCE JUMPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS BLUMPKIN BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LET'S SHIT RAPE CUNT QUEEF BLOWJOB ROSIE O'DONNELL ARSE TITS DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! BASTARD TAMPONS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GREASER TITTIES WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DAMN TITWANK REDNECK BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS OFF MY ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE PRICK MASTURBATION FEWMETS WIENER CUNT P'KANG BITCH PEARL NECKLACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOT HEAD ASSHOLE PUSSYLICKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSWIPE VENEREAL DISEASE FELLATIO YUKKY DOODY SHITBALLS HENTAI ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHAV SHITE FAGGOT CRACKER CHING CHONG CHINK JIZZ BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES NIGGER TITS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SOD CLIT PAKI DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT CHICKEN SHIT SHIT ANUSCAKE COCKSMOKER CLEMEN WOP SON OF A BITCH SACRED CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT HELL ASSHAT SHIT FUCK POOPY HELL FUCKTARD CUNT ASS FASCIST DILDO CRAP ON A STICK DOODIE HEAD DAMN CHIGGER SUCK MY COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTBUCKET CLUSTER FUCK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CUNT NAZI JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSUCKER SHITE KAFFIR ROSIE O'DONNELL PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASS DAMN SOD OFF SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD BRITNEY RAT'S COCK PICKANINNY PORCUPINE'S BALLS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! KIDDY FIDDLER CLIT COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD SHIT PISS ARTIST SHITFACE CUNTRAG DOG FUCKER GOAT DICK FUCKFUCKFUCK JAP SHIT BITCH BELLEND WETBACK SUCK MY COCK SAND NIGGER FUCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FRIG and with the SCUMBAG and his FELLATIO of girraffes in which SHITSLIDE while reading about SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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