Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without HORSE PENIS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PISS ARTIST article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NECROPHILIA, sudden PISS OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or NIGNOG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JACKASS SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRAPMUNCHER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POLAK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SPICY CUNT FUCK RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANKER utterFUCKance of socially BUKKAKE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MONKEY SHIT television programs to address SHITPISSER Tourette's syndrome.

RAT'S COCK Tourette's is GOD DAMMIT not to be ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA confused with CHINK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ARSE random EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA disorientation, culturally-FRAK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SAGGY TITS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TACO language, CAUCASIANS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FELLATIO DAMN IT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky OH SHI– souvenir shoppes and massive WIGGER quantities TAMPON IN MY ASS of ANAL DIABETES CANDY garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITTY Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The COCK Tourette's SHITFACE Research Institute was NIGGER founded to PAKI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FRIG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article TITTYWANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DUMBASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCKSTUFFER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of BONER Tourrette's sufferers I AM CORNHOLIO! swear. You can DOUCHETITS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the BUTTFUCKER bad side of a terrible AMERICA ONLINE thing.
The main DOUCHEBAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PEDOPHILIA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOBSHITE knee MASTURBATION NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS OFF school for CHIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become HELLFIRE manically depressed and DYKE commit DICKHEAD suicide.
There is no FUCK YOU cure, and the NEGRO drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE tics often have adverse LET'S SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITE perodol" which caused my entire DELICIOUS CAKE body to go BALL SACK numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the BULLSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome FUCK NUGGET association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTYMINTS the NAZI public view of Tourettes as a "DONGSHOVER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WARNER MUSIC GROUP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNTSWILLING sorry for JAP "hi-jacking" your DILDO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKSTAIN this that really JUSTIN BIEBER annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HENTAI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JAP, and making fun of a TITS horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAPE time.

Best CHICKEN FRIES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKLICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. ASSCRACK Regards to Andrew GREASER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The URINE-GARGLING bastard who wrote this article. You can MOCCASINS punch him if you MASTURBATION want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIPPLES saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my SHITFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NECROPHILIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FRITZ and JAP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SAMUEL L. JACKSON music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK HORSE! NECROPHILIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NECROPHILIA'S HOUSE

How ASSHAT to LOLCAT cure FUCKHEAD the WANKSPLAT Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOBSHITE for DILDO Tourette's TITTYWANK Syndrome RUSKIE is LOLCAT following CRACKER these BALL SACK rules SONNY BILL WILLIAMS in CONAN O'BRIAN order:

1: Avoid BITCH immature CRAPPY little NIGNOG kids,
2: Count to COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS within CAMEL JOCKEY 10 CECIL JOHN RHODESseconds,
3: Do not open your CUNT SCROTUM RUSTY TROMBONE nor ROSIE O'DONNELL talk,
4: Tell TIT SPRINKLES yourself you BRITNEY don't FUCKWIT have DONALD RUMSFELD this PISS ARTIST disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY RAT'S ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JERK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NECROPHILIA last straw SOD!

I fucking put SHITHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE NECROPHILIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS the TOP OF RAGHEAD THIS FLAMEVIPER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSHAT offensive. COCKSMOKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TAFFY people who try SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM to battle DIRTY SANCHEZ'CUNT that tight-ass FUCKER 17-year-CLEMEN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUNG-HOLE it now, but someone said CC PLZ' FUCKHEAD PUSSY'WIENER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS is a laughing ASSWIPE matter. Plus there MOCCASINS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING articles DOT HEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching VENEREAL DISEASE stuff. So YOU WANKER that means JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST stop getting mad at the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA first part too and CUNT talking about the TITTYWANK letter that it's INBRED mocking (what FLYING FUCK letter? I don't even know what DICKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian FIST FUCK hi self ARSE even made a really FUCKER good point. "It's RAT'S ASS nothing more JUNGLE BUNNY from a head nod to a BOOBIES knee tick". CRACKER. Which I'll add NAZI onto FUCK OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNTING ASSCRACK suffer that SHITPISSER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAT'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOATSE be, because if I were a WIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Want facts, go on THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITFACE be offended, don't read BUTT-HEAD the freaking FELCHING article anyway.

ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK YOU LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HELL NAZI CROTCH CUNTBUCKET SHITTY SHITHEAD MOCCASINS

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HORSE SHIT WINDOWS VISTA RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD WANKER BASTARD SON OF A BITCH TOSSER ASS RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD TITS NIGGER CUNT DUMBASS ASS WANK POLESMOKER WALRUS SHIT FUCK DICKFACE HELL BULLSHIT MALARKY CUNT CRAPFUCKER FRITZ CHING CHONG CHINK CUNTING ASSCRACK BUKKAKE FUCKBAG PICKANINNY JOHNNY PORCH MONKEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HELL JACKASS FUCKING JUMP! BONER BELGIUM FUCK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DOG SHIT TITS & DICKS MASTURBATION FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PEEPEE ORGASM ASSFACE PIG SHITTY HELLFIRE CUNT BEAVER GOD DAMN CARPET MUNCHER CLIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TWAT GOVERNMENT FILTERS MOTHERFUCKER HAIL SATAN! POTTYMOUTH SHITTY SHITHEAD TENTACLE RAPE FEWMETS BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BENCH PRESS GIVING HEAD FUCKSTAIN WANK PISS OFF CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD FUCKING A CLUSTER FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER JACKASS FUCK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS TWO-INCH PENIS DICKLICK ASS LICKER SHITBALLS NORTH KOREA ASSCRACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER FUCK FUCKBAG PRICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE EUROIPODS BASTARD CLIT PISS DONKEY PUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE SLOPE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BATHING SUIT AREA DICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GYPSY SEMEN BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING DEVELOPERS! GENITALIA ARSEBADGERS CUNT SOD PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD FUCKER HORSE SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ORANGE TURTLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ORANGE TURTLE FUCKING CHENEY CUNT TURD RUSTY TROMBONE BUTT PIRATE WANK BASTARD SOD OFF EPIDIDYMIS PISS OFF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BOOBS EXTRA LONG PENIS SHIT RAT'S COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD SOD OFF ORGASM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MAMA MIA MOLDY TITS DAMN FUCK OFF SHITTY BONER COCK DILDO FUCKBAG GO HOME AND DIE BIGNOSE BATHING SUIT AREA MONKEY SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK DEMOCRACY SUGARTITS DILDO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DUMBASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PUSSY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOUCHETITS FELLATIO BELGIUM TAFFY DOUCHING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHOAD KISSER WANKER SHIT DAMMIT SHITHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMN REDSKIN EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKING GOBSHITE FUCKTARD SHITE DAMN PISS DYKE WIKIPEDIA SHITTY MONKEY'S UNCLE DOUCHE DICKHEAD MOLDY TITS FRIG ASSFACE INBRED CUNT FUCKER BALL SACK FUCK YOU FELCHING YOU WANKER WANK BOLLOCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK CUNT GOAT DICK PEDOPHILIA BITCH DICKWAD BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD SOD BULLSHIT CHOAD KISSER FUCKBAG ASSHOLE SNUFF PORN HOMO NIGGER GRAPE PENIS BUTTFUCKER ARSEBADGERS PORCH MONKEY SUCK A BIG DICK SHITE TACO HOSER DAMN BASTARD ASS 666 SCUMBUCKET BASTARD PISS OFF JACKASS DICK CHICKEN STRAWBERRY ASS DUMBASS JERK OFF NAZI FRED PHELPS MARGARET THATCHER SACRED FUCKER SPUNK BUGFUCK FUCKING SHITE BEAVER BULLSHIT SHITSLIDE ANAL CRAP NORTH KOREA SHITE BELGIUM RECTUM RAIDER FUCKBAG ANAL FUCKBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STRAWBERRY ASS TITTIES WALRUS SHIT CUM MALARKY SHITCUNTING DIPSHIT TONY LA RUSSA NAZI NAZI SHITHEAD FAGGOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL FUCK ASS BONER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PUNANI DAMN GOD DAMN COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING A FELCHING DUMBASS FUCK A DUCK JIZZ JOHN ELWAY SON OF A BITCH JAP FUCKER PRICK DICK IN A BOX CAMEL JOCKEY DONGSHOVER SHITFUCKER SHIT SHITE FUCK YOU BASTARD DICK DIPSHIT FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITCOCK DAMN RAPE HO TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK ASSHOLE BOOBIES DILDO BELLEND RUSKIE SCUMBAG STRAWBERRY ASS NICARAGUA PISS BITCH I DON'T HAVE AIDS ASSHAT GANGBANG ASS TITWANK ASS LICKER CUM I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITFACE DAMN FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] 666 DICKFACE BELLEND KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 RAPE CHENEY JERK OFF All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITSLINGING CUNTBUCKET SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK YOU FAGGOT WANKER PIG CHRISTHUMPER GO COUNT YOUR DICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HENTAI BIGNOSE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG DOUCHETITS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SCUMBUCKET COCKSHITTER BITCH CLIT FUCKSTAIN DAGO JOHN ELWAY DICK CHICKEN SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER NAZI BIGNOSE BUTT-HOLE TWAT CUNT SHITCOCK TWISTY VAGINA EMO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKER FUCKTARD ASSCRACK WANK POTTYMOUTH RHODESIA BOYCOTT VIACOM! FIST FUCK PISS LET'S SHIT BONER CUNTRAG FAG ASSHOLE SHITFACE ASSWIPE TWISTY VAGINA MARGARET THATCHER ASS FUCKFACE NAZI DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS BLUMPKIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKSTAIN CUNT ARSEBADGERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BLOWJOB CHOAD KISSER FREE ELECTIONS FUCKBAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MALL SANTA DOUCHE NAZI DAMN IT SHIT LIKE A HORSE POMMIE MARCH OF FLAMES SHIT FEWMETS PAKI SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK RAGHEAD FLYING FUCK PISS CRAPPY BOOBS SOD TACO MONKEY SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOUCHEBAG JERK OFF BELLEND ASSHOLE KAFFIR BATHING SUIT AREA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ORGASM FUCK YOU BRITNEY CUNT LAPPER YOUR MOM FOREIGN CURRENCY DAMN BLOWJOB HOMO SHITFACE SUITCASE PENIS COON FUCK OFF BOOBS CLIT SHITHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE ASSWIPE SHITTY FUCKHEAD PISS PUNANI FUCKWIT BEAVER BELGIUM SHIT ASSRAPING BALL SACK RAT'S COCK I WILL END YOU! TIMBER NIGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! TITS & DICKS DICKLICK COCKGOBLIN DAMMIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CONDOMS INBRED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CLUSTER FUCK ARSEBADGERS FUCKING A SHITSLINGING POLACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN WIKIPEDIA COCKSUCKER POTTYMOUTH SHITCOCK SPUNK SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITCOCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITCUNTING PEARL NECKLACE VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD FUCKFACE CHENEY DAMN GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG BLUMPKIN BUKKAKE DICKWAD SMEG CRAP BUTTFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS SPIC MOLDY TITS BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK ALEX TREBEK TURD FUCKING JUMP! SUGARTITS GOD DAMN FUCKTARD CUNT FUCK OFF EMO I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY FUCKSTAIN ASS TOSSER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DAMN BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO GOOK NIGGER ASSHAT ASS INCEST MY COMMUNION WAFER OF WANKSPLAT CHOAD HELL MOLDY TITS JIZZ TOWELHEAD FUCK NUGGET BITCH HO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SOD OFF NECROPHILIA BUTT PIRATE CUNNILINGUS BITCH FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMN PORCUPINE'S BALLS SACRAMENTO BATHING SUIT AREA MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK FUCK DUMBASS GOAT DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK DARTH VADER BASTARD BULLCRAP BUGGER OFF ASSWIPE SHIT MILF CHAV BASTARD GOOK JERK OFF LOLCAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST ASSHAT ANAL SPIC DILDO DONALD RUMSFELD CLIT FLYING FUCK SHITTY POLACK DICK GOD DAMN FUCKWIT NICARAGUA FUCK YOU ASSWIPE FUCKING PISS SAMUEL L. JACKSON SPUNK MONKEY SHIT HELL DICKFACE BITCH CLEMEN JERRY DAMN FUCK NUGGET MY ANUS IS BLEEDING AUTOFELLATIO NEGRO JUNGLE BUNNY DOG FUCKER FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER LET'S SHIT JACKASS SHIT NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN BOOBIES FUCKBAG DAMN ANAL SHITHEAD HORSE PENIS POOPY FUCKSTAIN COCK GANGBANG FUCKTARD ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOOK ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO TOWELHEAD CHICKEN FRIES BUGGER OFF BUGGER OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHOAD FLYING FUCK CHRISTMAS TREES POLACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITTY SHITTY SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO GOD DAMMIT CHOAD KISSER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! RAPE LET'S SHIT SHITFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PEDOPHILIA COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER TOSSER BLOWJOB BUTT PIRATE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD FUCKTARD TIMBER NIGGER pen0r COON POLAK YOU WANKER ASSWIPE FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS AMERICA ONLINE CUNT [expletive deleted] SCROTUM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SUCK MY DICK SHAKOPEE BITCH ASSHAT FUCKING WOP GIVING HEAD FRITZ BIRD SHIT NIPPLES SOD SHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK GOBSHITE ASSHAT SHITE SHITFACE PRICK SHITSLINGING COCK DAMN IT ASSHOLE SUCK MY DICK DICK IN A BOX ASSCRACK FUCK OFF DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS FRITZ HOMO FUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES FROG PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKBAG BUGFUCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST GOD DAMN CRAP BITCH FUCKING ASS PISSHOLE PRICK NIGGER TAMPONS FUCK OFF TAMPONS SON OF A BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKFACE LAKE TITICACA WANK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DOM DeLUISE BULLSHIT DOUCHE ASS SLOPE CUNT SHITCUNTING DAMMIT SEX PORCH MONKEY BUTT-HOLE HITLER MASTURBATION BASTARD CHALICE WIENER FUCKWIT CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK JENKEM ASSHAT FUCKING A JESSE McCARTNEY HENTAI JACK OFF PENIS YOU WANKER TITTIES INJUN SHITFUCKER HO SPUNK PENIS SHITE ARSE SEX VAGINA PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITHEAD ORGASM COCK CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FOUR-EYES MONKEY SHIT LAKE TITICACA FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT FUCKER PEDOPHILIA CONSENSUS ASSRAPING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CRAP SOD OFF DICKFACE SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT HOLY DUMB FUCK JACKASS JERRY CLEMEN SEX HELLFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS GARBAGE DAY! JAP DONKEY PUNCHER DOG SHIT DUMBASS FEMADOM WETBACK BONER DUMBASS [expletive deleted] ASS TOTAL FUCKWIT FUCKER WETBACK SHITE CHRISTHUMPER HELL CONDOMS DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BONER PENIS FUCKING POLESMOKER FUCKWIT CRAPMUNCHER CUNTRAG TRANNY ASSCRACK HELL SPIC GANGBANG SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN DILDO DICKHEAD FUCK ASS CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER COCK BUGGER SHITSLIDE WANK JAP AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CLUSTER FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE ORGASM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HADJI BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SPICY CUNT FUCK FLYING FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKING BASEBALL BUKKAKE GANGBANG ALEX TREBEK PRICK ORGASM [expletive deleted] PISS SHITBALLS WIENER RAGHEAD BUGFUCK SHIT SLOPE BULLSHIT PISS OFF BULLSHIT CUNTRAG WIKIPEDIA DICK TITS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITFACE ASS NAZI DILDO SHITSLINGING BUGGER ASSFACE HO TURD POOPY YID DOT HEAD FUCKBAG FUCKING JACKASS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKSTAIN JAP GOD DAMN BELLEND BUNG-HOLE RAGHEAD NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN KNOBJOCKEY SHITBALLS JACKASS DOG SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HONKY I LIKE BUSH CHIGGER PENISPENISPENIS!!! WALRUS SHIT DOG SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SUGARTITS SHITFACE SEMEN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GRINGO CUNT BASTARD BASTARD FUCK YOU 666 OSTRICH MY ASS WIGGER SHUT UP, MEG! RAT'S COCK JENKEM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! [expletive deleted] INBRED TITS SHITE BOYCOTT VIACOM! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHOAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER TURD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JACK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT CLUSTER FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS TITS DICK JACKASS SHIT TWISTY VAGINA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SON OF A BITCH GRINGO FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING JUMP! JACK OFF TITTYWANK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOD DAMMIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKING CUNTYMINTS MONKEY SHIT TRANNY BUGGER OFF SUGARTITS SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLUSTER FUCK FLYING FUCK BITCH BUTTFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK JOHNNY FRAK GREASER JIZZ BLUMPKIN SUITCASE PENIS BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD CLIT EMO I WILL END YOU! SHITTY PUSSY SCROTUM HELL CROTCH NECROPHILIA WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE SUCK MY DICK DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

SHITSLINGING SHIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT PRICK SHIT CUM SHIT BUTTFUCKER BOOBS FUCKSTAIN SHITE DAMMIT BOLLOCKS DAMN TENTACLE RAPE POMMIE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK YOU DAMN IT CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS BANGKOK HOMO CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK DOUCHING Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOUCHE and with the SCUMBAG and his EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA of girraffes in which EXTRA LONG PENIS while reading about WANK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BULLCRAP also


	FUCK YOU Paul Hindemith! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TIT FUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)

Article written in the style of its subject
This article is WANK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its GOAT DICK subject. If you do not find it funny NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES, it is probably because you are an INBRED ASSCRACK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SOD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a GOAT DICK joke loses its humour MARGARET THATCHER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so YOU WANKER ignorant, then you wouldn't have FRENCH TICKLER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TURD DICKFACE TIT DIRT FUCKHEAD JOHN ELWAY!!!!!I <3 COCK

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