Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without I'LL RAPE YOU comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MOTHERFUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLAMEVIPER neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHIGGER, sudden POMMIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKHEAD or CLUSTER FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITSLINGING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CAMEL JOCKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BELGIUM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BONG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITCOCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING BASEBALL PIGS MIGHT FLY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUGGER OFF utterFUCKance of socially ASSWIPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASTARD television programs to address BASTARD Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is BEAVER not to be MONKEY SHIT confused with SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BELLEND chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAT'S COCK random JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS disorientation, culturally-POLACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PENIS ON A STICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELL language, FUCK NUGGET and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FROG'S FAT ASS CHENEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive SMILES quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES SHITPISSER garbage.

Darnit.

A SCUMBAG Polite Note to the DONKEY DICK Author:

The CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's ASS Research Institute was ANAL founded to COLGATE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM article DILDO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of BEAVER Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can BULLSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLUSTER FUCK TV, for always focusing on the EMO bad side of a terrible COON thing.
The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FELCHING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PROLES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FRED PHELPS knee BANGKOK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is PORCH MONKEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITCUNTING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for TURD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JAP sufferers to become BUGGER OFF manically depressed and SOD OFF commit FLYING RAT'S ASS suicide.
There is no FRENCH TICKLER cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKSTAIN tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HEIL HITLER! perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD body to go CRAP ON A STICK numb and ASSFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BRITNEY it is without the WETBACK drug.

I am an active member of a TAMPONS tourette syndrome GENITALIA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SLOPE the NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "FAGGOT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SON OF A BITCH sorry for BUKKAKE "hi-jacking" your WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like THONG TASTER this that really I WILL KILL YOU! annoys me. I am working towards a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOG SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS ARTIST, and making fun of a CHENEY horrible disorder is (not) ORGASM funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMMIT time.

Best BIRD SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. CONDOMS Regards to Andrew FUCKWIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The EPIDIDYMIS bastard who wrote this article. You can ARSE punch him if you RANDY TRAVIS want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BATMAN & ROBIN saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my SUCK MY COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP and DICKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GRAPE PENIS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COON BAND WITH 4 WOMEN'S RIGHTS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WALRUS SHIT HORSE! CHIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHIGGER'S HOUSE

How MAMA MIA to SOD cure WANK the SHITE Tourette's FELCHING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITPISSER for ASS FASCIST Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome FUCKWIT is PIG following SHIT these DOUCHE rules O KURWA! in BATHING SUIT AREA order:

1: Avoid FUCKING FUCKFUCKER immature ASSFACE little SEX kids,
2: Count to TITWANK within FUCKER 10 JENKEMseconds,
3: Do not open your BULLSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK NECROPHILIA nor BUGGER talk,
4: Tell SEMEN yourself you WILLY WONKA don't MOTHERFUCKER have CC PLZ this DOT HEAD disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKFACE WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOUCHE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHIGGER last straw DARTH VADER!

I fucking put RAT'S COCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE MASTURBATION PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JIZZ the TOP OF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! THIS PENIS ON A STICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFACE offensive. WANKSPLAT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NI people who try FUCKING FUCKFUCKER to battle CUNT'BATHING SUIT AREA that tight-ass JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST 17-year-O KURWA!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PUNANI it now, but someone said ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA' SPICY CUNT FUCK POLESMOKER'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FAG is a laughing GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY matter. Plus there NIPPLES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITTIES Uncyclopedia, there are PISS OFF MY ASS articles HEIL HITLER! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TWISTY VAGINA stuff. So DONKEY DICK that means 666 stop getting mad at the BAD MOTHERFUCKER first part too and NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES talking about the SHIT letter that it's ASSWIPE mocking (what RAPE letter? I don't even know what TIMBER NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSHAT hi self ORGASM even made a really FASHION BUG good point. "It's JACKASS nothing more JACKASS from a head nod to a ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA knee tick". PIECE OF SHIT. Which I'll add BIGNOSE onto BASTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITTY suffer that COCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING be, because if I were a BASTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DONKEY DICK hilarious. If you GOD BLESS AMERICA Want facts, go on REDSKIN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITS be offended, don't read WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? the freaking BITCH article anyway.

BUKKAKE FUCK PISS OFF JOHN ELWAY FLYING FUCK DICKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SPICY CUNT FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ

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CRAPFUCKER BUGGER GOD DAMN WIENER BITCH WANK DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN LET'S SHIT DOODIE HEAD FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE SOD OFF PIECE OF SHIT PEARL NECKLACE ASS SHITCOCK CLEMEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS ARTIST DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PENISBIRD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BALL SACK GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN AMERICA ONLINE CUNT LAPPER WANK PENIS ON A BUN POLESMOKER MILF ASS POLACK SHITFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF NI DIPSHIT BASTARD ASS MOLDY TITS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK NUGGET BUTTFUCKER PEDOPHILIA GYPSY SHITSLINGING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMMIT MACACA CLIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUTTFUCKER FUCK ASSHAT [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER REDNECK BANGKOK BIGNOSE FUCKING A HELL I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT D'OH DILDO SEX ANAL DIABETES NEOPETS SHITE GOBSHITE DAMN TACO SCROTUM COCKSMOKER BITCH FRED PHELPS MONKEY SHIT BASTARD FAGGOT INCEST GOD DAMMIT FRAK FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY COCK INBRED FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WANK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FELLATIO DAMNATION ASSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS COCKSUCKER FELCHING CLIT BASTARD NINTENDOGS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT SHITE CUNT CRAPPER ASSCRACK HOMO DAMN SHITTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS FUCK YOU CHENEY HAIL SATAN! DAMN JIZZ PAKI FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMMIT INBRED WANK POLACK BOOBS HELL BOOBS FUCKER PRICK JERK OFF RAT'S COCK TITTIES RAT'S ASS DEVELOPERS! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JIZZ BLUMPKIN SEMEN JACKASS TIT SPRINKLES DOT HEAD CUNT PRICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WETBACK ASSFACE SHITHEAD ORGASM QUEEF HELL MAMA MIA WANK SHITE CAMEL FUCKER BULLSHIT PISS PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN SHIT CLEMEN DIPSHIT BOOBS LIMEY FRIG FUCK ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES WETBACK CHOAD NAZI FRIG DOUCHING DICK TITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANUSCAKE RECTUM RAIDER BITCH DAGO BULLSHIT BALLS ASSHOLE LIMEY PENISFUCK HORSE SHIT REBECCA BLACK REDSKIN SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD CUNT YOGHURT CANNON SHITCUNTING BUGFUCK WIKIPEDIA ASS LICKER JACKASS SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT ASSFACE PISS SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKFACE CAMEL FUCKER SAGGY TITS WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NICARAGUA INCEST DAMN BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST BENCH PRESS NIGGER POMMIE HELLFUCKER DOUCHETITS KIKE ASSHAT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING A DICKWAD AMERICA ONLINE SPUNK WHORE ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK NEGRO RAGHEAD YOU WANKER LAKE TITICACA MONKEY SHIT PISS HELL FUCKER TITTYWANK BITCH RAT'S ASS CUNT RICK MORANIS FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JOHN ELWAY WANK PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLIDE HELLFIRE SCUMBAG TAMPON IN MY ASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSFACE BULLSHIT ARSE INBRED DAMN RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE DICKHEAD BOON FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA BULLSHIT CRAP BOB SAGET DUMBASS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DEVELOPERS! CLEVELAND STEAMER BRITNEY BUGFUCK BOOBS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITPISSER CHAV HONKY ASS FUCKWIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTTFUCKER JERRY BITCH SHITSLINGING DAMNATION PISS OFF BULLSHIT MALARKY FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES VANITY PAGES ROCK YOUR MOM SHITFUCKER FUCK ANUSCAKE CUNTYMINTS GENITALIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHAT FUCK YOU FUCK BIG FOOT WANK TOSSER WIENER TRANNY WANK GIVING HEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS SHIT WIKIPEDIA NAZI KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHEBAG I WILL END YOU! GOATSE DICK JACKASS FUCKFUCKFUCK BITCH FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK PISS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MAMA MIA FRIG BASTARD PEACEFUL PRICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMMIT FUCK JERK OFF ASS EUROIPODS DIRTY SANCHEZ HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE BOB SAGET CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT MOCKIE PUSSY DONKEY DICK GANGBANG DAMN BOOBS JACK OFF [Insert yet another person's name here] CROTCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JACKASS SHIT REDSKIN ANAL DIABETES SOD OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS MALARKY NICARAGUA WANK HAIL SATAN! TITTIES DICKHEAD BLOWJOB VAGINA BIGNOSE HAIL SATAN! 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ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO YUKKY DOODY CAMEL JOCKEY I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WIGGER SHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE SCUMBAG TWAT INBRED CUNT JOHNNY SUGARTITS FUCK ASS FUCK NUGGET BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU suck my mothers TITS MONKEY SHIT POLESMOKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! NIPPLES JENKEM SHOOP DA WHOOP CUNT POMMIE PISS OFF HELL GOD DAMN RUSKIE GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE BOOBIES BALLS TWAT DICK BLOWJOB CRAPPY FUCK OFF ARSE WANK NICARAGUA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COCKSTUFFER JACK ABRAMOFF MARCH OF FLAMES SOD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WEHATEMARIO CLEMEN FUCKFACE TUBA MICK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKWAD TAMPONS CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN BITCH FUCKHEAD NIGGER PUSSYLICKER POLACK DICKHEAD GYPSY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FRIG SHIT FUCKTARD DUMBASS BIRD SHIT DOG FUCKER HEIL HITLER! 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SOD OFF DICK FUCK BUGFUCK ORGASM CHINK CUNT HORSE PENIS DICK CHICKEN PUNANI FUCK YOU JERK OFF SHITFACE WIENER CUM NI NAZI ASS LICKER FUCK HONKY FUCKTARD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKWIT KAFFIR NIGGER COON POO POO BLOWJOB BUTT PIRATE WANK CUNT NIGGER SHITFUCKER PISS OFF JACK OFF ORGASM CRAPPY SOD PECKERHEAD SUITCASE PENIS ASS LICKER SHITCUNTING ARSEBADGERS CUNTRAG SOD TITWANK BUTT PIRATE KRAUT SHITBALLS GANGBANG WANK FELLATIO MALARKY TURD FUCKTARD PENIS MONKEY'S UNCLE CHOAD CRAP ON A STICK DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN ASS ASSHOLE DICKFACE DIPSHIT DAMN IT CUNT FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN FELLATIO SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT PRICK CRACKER CUNNILINGUS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK HELL DOUCHING TOTAL CUNTING ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUKKAKE SEMEN PIG NIHILISM PEDOPHILIA GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSWIPE BUTT-HOLE CRAPMUNCHER GRIS PIG RAPE PENIS HELL FROG'S FAT ASS SHITCUNTING DOG SHIT FUCKFACE FUCK YOU DICKWAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WIGGER BASTARD ASSRAPING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GRINGO SHITE SEX FAG DICK CHICKEN CLUSTER FUCK GANGBANG BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF BUGFUCK YID SHITCOCK VAGINA PUSSY SHITFACE CUNT BIG FOOT COCK JACK OFF SHITTY KIKE BRITNEY BITCH Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU and with the TITS and his GO COUNT YOUR DICK of girraffes in which JIZZ while reading about HENTAI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TWAT also


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This article is DONKEY DICK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY subject. If you do not find it funny YID, it is probably because you are an INBRED ANAL ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FEMADOM If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JACKASS joke loses its humour PISS ARTIST when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITE ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PUPPIES FUCKTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSCRACK COON!!!!!I <3 COCK

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