Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BUGFUCK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CHINK article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TANK MAN neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POTTYMOUTH or SHITBALLS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LET'S SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CARPET MUNCHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SEX by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKLICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAT'S ASS utterFUCKance of socially COON objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS FASCIST television programs to address OLD CHRIST OF A Tourette's syndrome.

NECROPHILIA Tourette's is DAMN not to be FRIENDS confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FELLATIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCK random DAMN disorientation, culturally-ART METAL PRODUCTS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSCRACK language, DIPSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive DAMMIT quantities DONGSHOVER of ANAL DIABETES SCUMBAG garbage.

Darnit.

A ASS Polite Note to the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Author:

The DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette's DONGSHOVER Research Institute was pen0r founded to LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SCUMBAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TACO article BUTTFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WANKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NIPPLES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MASTURBATION Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourrette's sufferers HAIL SATAN! swear. You can I WILL END YOU! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOBSHITE TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BALLS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHE knee I WILL KILL YOU! NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SHITFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT school for COCKSHITTER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage URINE-GARGLING sufferers to become CHENEY manically depressed and TITTIES commit ARSE suicide.
There is no FEWMETS cure, and the NIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHOLE tics often have adverse ASSHAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BLISTERING BARNACLES perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and FUCK OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITTY it is without the PEDOPHILIA drug.

I am an active member of a DONKEY DICK tourette syndrome GOAT DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TAMPON IN MY ASS the POLESMOKER public view of Tourettes as a "BRITNEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFACE sorry for SPUNK "hi-jacking" your WANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTT-HOLE this that really RAT'S COCK annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CROTCH, and making fun of a FUCKFACE horrible disorder is (not) COCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCKSUCKER time.

Best DAMMIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. FLYING FUCK Regards to Andrew FUCK NUGGET Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The BUKKAKE bastard who wrote this article. You can TENTACLE RAPE punch him if you ASS want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKSTAIN saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FIRECROTCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAT'S ASS and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKWIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SON OF A BITCH BAND WITH 4 SHITSLIDE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BEANER HORSE! SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITHEAD'S HOUSE

How CUNT to BUNG-HOLE cure BULLSHIT the FUCKWIT Tourette's PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ARSE for TITWANK Tourette's DANDELIONS Syndrome MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE is SMEG following CUNT these POLACK rules RAT'S COCK in KRAUT order:

1: Avoid DAMN immature SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM little TIMBER NIGGER kids,
2: Count to TIT DIRT within INBRED 10 HELLFUCKERseconds,
3: Do not open your BITCH TRANNY POLACK nor CLUSTERFUCK talk,
4: Tell YOU WANKER yourself you BOOBS don't OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! have FUCKHEAD this DAMN disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY ASSRAPING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WEHATEMARIO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITHEAD last straw DOODIE HEAD!

I fucking put SHITTY' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOLDY TITS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKSMOKER the TOP OF DOUCHE THIS FEWMETS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FROG'S FAT ASS offensive. WETBACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHUFF people who try SON OF A BITCH to battle MOTHERFUCKER'DOG SHIT that tight-ass WANK 17-year-VENEREAL DISEASE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHICKEN SHIT it now, but someone said DOUCHE' BIGNOSE SCUMBAG'POMMIE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOAT DICK is a laughing COON matter. Plus there PISS ARTIST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Uncyclopedia, there are SHITE articles RAPE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FELCHING stuff. So WHORE that means NAZI stop getting mad at the DONGSHOVER first part too and FELCHMONKEY talking about the BOOBS letter that it's DONKEY PUNCHER mocking (what FUCKHEAD letter? I don't even know what GENITALIA the heck you're talking about). Adrian JACKASS hi self BULLSHIT even made a really WINDOWS VISTA good point. "It's ASSWIPE nothing more VAGINA from a head nod to a GIVING HEAD knee tick". NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!. Which I'll add RAT'S ASS onto TRANNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS OFF MY ASS suffer that RECTUM RAIDER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOUCHETITS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOG FUCKER be, because if I were a RAT'S ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING A hilarious. If you BOLLOCKS Want facts, go on FALSE BENSON Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHOAD be offended, don't read WANK the freaking CRAPFUCKER article anyway.

JESSE McCARTNEY KIKE HOMO BALLS CROTCH DICKHEAD BITCH DAMN IT DOUCHEBAG DICKFACE

CHICKEN SHIT DICK CHICKEN SLOPE SHIT RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE PEDOPHILIA JIGGABOO SCUMBAG TITTYWANK FUCK JACK OFF CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS REDSKIN DAMNED TABERNACLE HO PUSSYLICKER LET'S SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS FUCK FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY HO ASSHAT SHITFACE MILF BATMAN & ROBIN GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO CHIGGER DOT HEAD AAAAAAAAA! DICKHEAD NAZI PISS ARTIST DAGO BITCH ARSE TURD CUNT DICK TITS FUCKWIT WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BOYCOTT VIACOM! FAG PISS SHITFACE CROTCH MARY WHITEHOUSE MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT QUEEF HELLFUCKER HORSE SHIT TAFFY FENCE JUMPER FROG'S FAT ASS WANKSPLAT CARPET MUNCHER TITS & DICKS POLACK RAGHEAD BLOWJOB FIST FUCK FRAK SUCK A BIG DICK I WILL KILL YOU! GANGBANG ASS ASS CUNT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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JAP FIRECROTCH ARSE BOOBS SHITHEAD CRACKER PISS YOU WANKER SOD OFF PENISFUCK DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE ASS JERK OFF ASSHAT VAGINA DAMN THONG TASTER BORDER HOPPER TITMOUSE CHINK BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JOHNNY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH FROG FRAK BUGGER OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACKASS SHIT HELL SHITTY DICKHEAD POLESMOKER MOCKIE CUNTRAG DAMN IT TITTYWANK DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSY SHITFACE NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK ASSHAT RAT'S ASS BALLS JACK ABRAMOFF MOTHERFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN FUCK OFF BOOBS SHITCOCK INBRED ASSWIPE BALLS CUNT PAKI FRAK FUCKTARD COCKSHITTER ASSFACE JENKEM GRIS HOT GRITS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! LET'S SHIT JACKASS JAP SEX ASSCRACK SPIC BUTT PIRATE RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER PUSSY FELLATIO GOD DAMN FELCHING ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DOT HEAD BEANER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JACKASS SHIT ASS FASCIST DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! DOG FUCKER YOU WANKER PIG ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PEEPEE FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT JOY BIRD IN THE HOUSE DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING BASTARD BOOBIES PORCH MONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS INCEST TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DIPSHIT NIPPLES BIRD SHIT BUGGER TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER MASTURBATION RAT'S ASS YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS PISS ARTIST EMO TRANNY DONGSHOVER TAFFY ABO MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-HEAD SAGGY TITS BITCH ASS SPANK THE MONKEY CRAP ON A STICK ASSRAPING FUCKING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
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4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING JUMP! also


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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is FENCE JUMPER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITHEAD subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED BALL SACK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CHIGGER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a INBRED joke loses its humour FOREIGN CURRENCY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSHAT ignorant, then you wouldn't have ASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS FUCKING PISS PISS!!!!!I <3 COCK

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