Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SCUMBUCKET neurochemical FUCK disorder WIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden ASSCRACK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JOHN SMILEY FACE or ORGASM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GO HOME AND DIE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACKASS SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACKASS WIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK OFF utterFUCKance of socially SIGMUND FREUD objectionable words).
INBRED Tourette's is HAIL SATAN! not to be PEDOPHILIA confused with NIGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BAD MOTHERFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSWIPE random JACKASS disorientation, culturally-DAMMIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT LAPPER language, ASSFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFACE BAT FUCK INSANE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSLINGING souvenir shoppes and massive GOAT DICK quantities MY ANUS IS BLEEDING of ANAL DIABETES BUTT PIRATE garbage.
Darnit.
A PISS Polite Note to the SPANK THE MONKEY Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PEARL NECKLACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FAG article GO HOME AND DIE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKSTAIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOTHERFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOLDY TITS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NECROPHILIA Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of DONGSHOVER Tourrette's sufferers KRAUT swear. You can ABO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNTRAG TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible WOP thing.
- The main FUCKSTAIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BAD MOTHERFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BORDER HOPPER knee FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHOAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SPIC school for ANAL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS OFF sufferers to become NECROPHILIA manically depressed and FUCKWIT commit I RAPE WALRUSES! suicide.
- There is no AUTOFELLATIO cure, and the FUCKING A drugs that are available to, "calm" the GREASER tics often have adverse CUNTRAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire WHITE PEOPLE body to go CROTCH numb and CUNNILINGUS basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOTHERFUCKER it is without the SPIC drug.
I am an active member of a CONDOMS tourette syndrome WOODPECKERSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKWIT the CHAV public view of Tourettes as a "MALARKY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...
I am ANUSCAKE sorry for BOB SAGET "hi-jacking" your DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSEBADGERS this that really DICKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a JACKASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS, and making fun of a TITS & DICKS horrible disorder is (not) FUCKWIT funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN IT time.
Best GANGBANG regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SHITCOCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply
As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.
Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen
P.S. STEVE BALLMER Regards to Andrew KAFFIR Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply
As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE HAS AIDS white?
Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my SUCK COCKS IN HELL! intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are JERK OFF and BALLS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOLDY TITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOTHERFUCKER BAND WITH 4 GENITALIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELL HORSE! SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITHEAD'S HOUSE
How FLYING FUCK to WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? cure DARTH VADER the NIPPLES Tourette's BLUE PENIS! Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment INJUN for MONKEY SHIT Tourette's FLYING FUCK Syndrome MR WINKLER IS GAY is WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? following SHITFACE these PISS OFF rules MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! in FRIG order:
- 1: Avoid THONG TASTER immature ASSFACE little VOTE kids,
- 2: Count to SHITHEAD within LAKE TITICACA 10 MONKEY'S UNCLEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your PISS ARTIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH nor MOTHERFUCKER talk,
- 4: Tell HONKY yourself you FUCKING don't RAPE have CUNT this ORGASM disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHENEY WITH NASTY JOHN SMILEY FACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITHEAD last straw BOOBS!
I fucking put THONG TASTER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOOBS the TOP OF WOMEN'S RIGHTS THIS HELL ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKTARD offensive. SCUMBAG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON people who try TITTYWANK to battle CHINK'RAT'S ASS that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-TWAT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUKKAKE it now, but someone said WANK' BALL SACK SOD OFF'ANAL DIABETES on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING AUTOFELLATIO is a laughing WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? matter. Plus there MOLDY TITS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are NICARAGUA articles INBRED about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YOGHURT CANNON stuff. So JIZZ that means ASSHOLE stop getting mad at the HELL first part too and DAMN talking about the TWAT letter that it's JUMPING JESUS!!! mocking (what ROSIE O'DONNELL letter? I don't even know what HOLY DUMB FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self BAD MOTHERFUCKER even made a really PAKI good point. "It's BOON nothing more POLAK from a head nod to a CHUFF knee tick". PEDOPHILIA. Which I'll add COCKSTUFFER onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't KNOBJOCKEY suffer that SHITCOCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WOODPECKERSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT be, because if I were a MOLDY TITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you PUNANI Want facts, go on BOB SAGET Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKFACE be offended, don't read DIPSHIT the freaking BUTTFUCKER article anyway.
PENIS ON A BUN DELICIOUS CAKE DAMN SCUMBUCKET SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BRITNEY PUSSY HELL BUGGER OFF
BUGGER OFF NI DICKLICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MOTHERFUCKER BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHITFUCKER LIMEY PISS ARTIST BIGNOSE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS NECROPHILIA COON POLAK NECROPHILIA CUNT MARCH OF FLAMES GOBSHITE JIZZ DAMN GOATSE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER VAGINA CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS JIGGABOO TITS & DICKS ASS LICKER SHIT FUCK 666 BITCH SEX SHITE CHINK BUGGER OFF CAMEL JOCKEY CHICKEN SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER EMO CAMEL FUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS ASS FELLATIO DICKFACE SHITCOCK SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PIG ASS ANAL DIABETES DONKEY PUNCHER CROTCH YID IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD POMMIE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HOSER FUCK YOU HELL FUCKSTAIN BASTARD SUITCASE PENIS FUCKTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKER JACK OFF ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE DIPSHIT HELL ARSE FUCKING BIRD SHIT ASS BUGFUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITFUCKER CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK DOUCHING SHITSLINGING BORDER HOPPER JACKASS PISS CLIT CHINK HOSER TOTAL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HIGH WAGES DAMNATION RAPE TURD BEANER FUCKER CRAPPY DICK IN A BOX HADJI HOMO SNUFF PORN NIGGER TITS FRITZ JACKASS EMO TOSSER JIGGABOO SON OF A BITCH HORSE SHIT BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HELLFUCKER NEOPETS LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN BELLEND REDSKIN GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT WANKER CRAP ON A STICK SHIT WANK SHUT UP, MEG! BLUMPKIN BIGNOSE ASSFACE FUCKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER JACK OFF COLGATE FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU DOUCHING FENCE JUMPER WEHATEMARIO TAMPON IN MY ASS TUBA BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY DICKLICK DICKHEAD PEEPEE LET'S SHIT COCKSUCKER STEVE BALLMER FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS BALL SACK SPUNK PENIS ON A BUN TOSSER FELCHMONKEY POLESMOKER CUNT DAGO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT REDNECK BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN ARSEBADGERS TITWANK PISS UP MY ARSE I DON'T HAVE AIDS PEARL NECKLACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MARCH OF FLAMES REBECCA BLACK BASTARD ASS FUCKWIT REBECCA BLACK FROG ARSE QUEEF ASS PUSSY CRAP ON A STICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD CUNT YID BUTT PIRATE MONKEY SHIT JACKASS BASTARD BLUMPKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE WOP SAND NIGGER CLUSTER FUCK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SUCK A BIG DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD INBRED SHITSLIDE INBRED I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU BITCH SEX PUSSYLICKER SHITTY HADJI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER CLIT SIGMUND FREUD SHITTY CAMEL FUCKER BLUE PENIS! DICK CHICKEN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BITCH SON OF A BITCH NORTH KOREA BASTARD INCEST ASS YOU WANKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN JESSE McCARTNEY ASS DELICIOUS CAKE TOTAL SON OF A BITCH WIGGER CC PLZ FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CAPTAIN CRUNCH POOPY POMMIE HELL JUSTIN BIEBER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PRICK COON FASHION BUG ORANGE TURTLE KIKE BANGKOK JACKASS SHIT ALF ASSHAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE BRITNEY VAGINA FUCKSTAIN REBECCA BLACK INBRED FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS BALLS ASS TWO-INCH PENIS KAFFIR CRACKER FRITZ FUCK OFF GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SAND NIGGER DILDO SHIT COCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUTT PIRATE SEX MONKEY SHIT GYPSY PAKI SHITFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POLESMOKER CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU HELLFUCKER BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD SCROTUM PRICK CLIT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKFACE PISSHOLE PAKI BOLLOCKS [expletive deleted] RECTUM RAIDER CUNT SHITE DUMBASS FELCHING SNUFF PORN CHOAD DAMN WANK BALLS GOD DAMMIT suck my mothers DICK FUCKFACE SAGGY TITS FUCK ASS DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER BUDDHIST MONK KITTENS CUNT TOWELHEAD DICK COON DUNE COON MOZILLA FIREFOX BLESSED DAMN SAINT ASS CUNT JACKASS JACKASS FUCK OFF D'OH I'LL RAPE YOU BEAVER SHITCOCK CUNTRAG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMMIT ANAL BITCH CLUSTER FUCK HELL COCKSMOKER ARSE BELLEND LOLCAT YOU WANKER TITS FUCKING FEWMETS BOOBIES VENEREAL DISEASE BATHING SUIT AREA TACO FUCKWIT BUGGER OFF POWERSHIT ASSWIPE SHIT DOT HEAD TITS TITWANK FUCKSTAIN DAGO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS SHITTY GOD DAMN SHIT ABO BASTARD FAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAT'S COCK CLEMEN 666 WIENER RUSTY TROMBONE WIENER BITCH CROTCH NEOPETS SUITCASE PENIS PORCH MONKEY TITTIES JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT BONER TITWANK CHOAD KISSER MILF ORGASM NIGGER SHITFACE MASTURBATION ASSWIPE THONG TASTER SHITTY BUGGER OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTRAG DAMMIT MILF BUGGER TAMPONS ANAL DIABETES SHIT LIKE A HORSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EXTRA LONG PENIS SEMEN SHITHEAD SEX YOUR MOM CUNT ASSFACE DAMMIT LENS CRAFTERS FELCHMONKEY FUCKING CUNT CRAPPER DAMN CARPET MUNCHER DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKING A BUKKAKE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU AY-AY-AY BRITNEY FELCHING JOHNNY COLGATE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HENTAI GENITALIA RAT'S ASS ASSHAT WETBACK BENCH PRESS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BIRD SHIT HELL FASHION BUG ORGASM BIGNOSE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TOSSER ASS SHITTY FROG FUCKFACE BEAVER WALRUS SHIT KIKE OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN CHRISTHUMPER NECROPHILIA WANK SHITSLINGING CONDOMS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUTTFUCKER RUSKIE DAGO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FRAK 666 BUGGER DAMN COCKSUCKER FUCKBAG INCEST 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HORSE SHIT CUNT GOBSHITE SOD POMMIE VAGINA WIGGER FUCKSTAIN CUNT PISS ARTIST SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY PISSHOLE GOD BLESS AMERICA MONKEY SHIT ASS PAKI COCK REDNECK DICKFACE FEMADOM BELLEND DOM DeLUISE FUCKING BASTARD SHITBALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED CHRISTHUMPER FUCKSTAIN DAMN GRINGO PISS DUMBASS BASTARD NIGGER HOLY DUMB FUCK POMMIE YOU WANKER HELL BALLS ASSRAMMER COCKSUCKER PISS VAGINA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT CONDOMS MASTURBATION FUCKER SHIT SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER POLAK DOUCHE [EXPLETIVE] BLISTERING BARNACLES YOU WANKER FALSE BENSON SCUMBAG MASTURBATION EDITABLE DYK DICKFACE FROG FUCK OFF NAZI SHITHEAD MALARKY [Insert yet another person's name here] EPIDIDYMIS KIKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRITZ FUCK YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONKEY BALLS BUGGER OFF ASSHOLE NIGGER SHITPISSER MACACA HOMO FUCKWIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HATE HATE HAT ASS DICKHEAD GOD DAMN POLACK FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK CUM ARSE ABO RAT'S COCK INJUN RAGHEAD JERK OFF CUNT SEMEN GOATSE SUGARTITS PISS OFF ASS ASSFACE SHITTY FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER CUM KRAUT WIENER suck my mothers EUROIPODS WANK ASS BOLLOCKS FIRECROTCH FUCKSTAIN GENITALIA KRAUT BASTARD FUCK WALRUS SHIT DICK CHICKEN FUCKFACE HELL BUTTFUCKER ORGASM DOG SHIT PUSSYLICKER FUCKFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA SPUNK FUCK OFF DAMN FUCKSTAIN JESSE McCARTNEY FEMADOM FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK TITS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ORGASM SEX BIG FOOT DOG SHIT FAGGOT SEMEN BOB SAGET TWAT DELICIOUS CAKE WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUTT PIRATE TESTICLE CHOKE CUM BITCH BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK CHINK IN SACREMENT FUCK NIPPLES CUNT FUCKBAG NIGNOG WANKSPLAT FUCKWIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER D'OH JUSTIN BIEBER TRANNY TUBA FUCKER KNOBJOCKEY FELLATIO ASS JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT DOUCHE RAPE DICK CHICKEN REDNECK WANK SLOPE GOOK BONER DONKEY DICK MARGARET THATCHER BUGFUCK AUTOFELLATIO PRICK CROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER BALLS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JACK ABRAMOFF YID PISSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED SIGMUND FREUD PICKANINNY GOBSHITE [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT HOMO PIG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT [expletive deleted] TWAT TACO FRAK CHICKEN FRIES GANGBANG NIPPLES FUCK LAKE TITICACA DOUCHE NAZI BOOBIES CUNTRAG ASS MACACA ANAL BRITAIN FREEDOM OF SPEECH PISS REBECCA BLACK CUNT DAMN ASS LICKER SHUT UP, MEG! BUKKAKE TITTYWANK FAGGOT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! OSTRICH MY ASS ARSEBADGERS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DUMBASS DAGO YOU WANKER SHIT ASS JACKASS CHICKEN SHIT CUNTRAG SHITSLINGING FEMADOM AY-AY-AY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WETBACK WIENER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK NUGGET JACKASS BEANER PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN INBRED MICK DICKHEAD ARSE YID DUMBASS SCUMBAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS CONDOMS ARSE BRITNEY FUCK A DUCK BUTT PIRATE HELL CUNT BULLSHIT JACKASS JACKASS TITS DICK NINTENDOGS SPUNK FUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITE WOP WIENER WANK DUMBASS FEMADOM BUTTFUCKER WHORE FAGGOT WANK RAGHEAD I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST HELL BOOBS MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMN YOGHURT CANNON CUNNILINGUS PISSHOLE FUCK YOU BOOBS DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S COCK SHITTY D'OH FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER DOT HEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS PRICK COCK NIGNOG DOUCHEBAG BONER SHITFACE HELL GOBSHITE SCUMBUCKET BULLSHIT CROTCH JACKASS SHIT DESU PEDOPHILIA HELL FUCKER FUCKBAG FUCK [expletive deleted] LICK PUSSY BLUMPKIN DARTH VADER SHITFUCKER BASTARD BASTARD IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS MARGARET THATCHER CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE INCEST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD HONKY INJUN HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER CLIT TWAT CUNTRAG PENISFUCK FUCK YOU BIGNOSE COMMUNIST DILDO ASSRAPING DAMN SHIT FAG FRENCH TICKLER FUCKER YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMN DAMN BUGFUCK GOBSHITE BUGGER MICK DEVELOPERS! BULLSHIT CUM SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK BUTT PIRATE BELLEND HELL HELL FUCK OFF WANKER NIPPLES ASSRAPING CHOAD ASS WOODPECKERSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NICARAGUA PISS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PAKI HELL PAKI ROSIE O'DONNELL PUSSYLICKER LOLCAT SHITFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER JACKASS ASSFACE JUSTIN BIEBER ROSIE O'DONNELL PISS SHITSKIN ASSHAT FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BALLS CHOAD KISSER EPIDIDYMIS CUNT CHRISTHUMPER WANK CUNT LOLCAT WETBACK BASTARD TURD GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK CUNNILINGUS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF MY ASS WANK DAMN RAT'S COCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ANUSCAKE BIRD SHIT QUEEF JOHN SMILEY FACE WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT DILDO SHITCOCK FUCKFACE TOSSER CHIGGER CRAP FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD BOOBIES HOSER CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO CHENEY I WILL END YOU! ASS JOHN ELWAY REDNECK WANK FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS SIGMUND FREUD CLIT WHORE CHENEY PISS CUNTBUCKET DONALD RUMSFELD BALL SACK GO HOME AND DIE SUGARTITS SHITE GOD DAMMIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM MICK CHUFF FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COON SOD OFF SHITSLINGING SOD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS FASCIST SPIC FUCKING A BEAVER TITS ASSHOLE PENIS ON A BUN ABO FELCHMONKEY FUCK OFF DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG BUTTFUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNTRAG SHIT YOU WANKER TITWANK PIG HYPERINFLATION WIKIPEDIA CHINK BAD MOTHERFUCKER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PIGFUCKER FUCK OFF BASTARD CHIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX GOOK INJUN PISS OFF BITCH CUNNILINGUS BASTARD FUCKSTAIN INCEST DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS STEVE BALLMER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICKLICK SPICY CUNT FUCK INCEST FUCKWIT FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA RAT'S COCK SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CONDOMS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANKSPLAT SHITCOCK BEANER RAT'S COCK DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN GYPSY MICK CRAP ON A STICK ABO FUCKSTAIN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WANK HIGH WAGES FUCKBAG WIENER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
DAMN FUCK YOU ASS JACKASS MOCKIE WHORE GOD DAMN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PEDOPHILIA DAMN NIGGER TITS I'LL RAPE YOU BELLEND BUNG-HOLE DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING PISS WANK BEAVER DIPSHIT PRICK INCEST CHUFF Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive DIPSHIT and with the FUCKING and his SHITHEAD of girraffes in which BLUMPKIN while reading about HELL!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
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See SOD OFF also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- JOHN SMILEY FACE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is NIPPLES funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHIT subject. If you do not find it funny HOMO, it is probably because you are an INBRED WOODPECKERSHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. [expletive deleted] If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a GO COUNT YOUR DICK joke loses its humour BOOBS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CAPTAIN CRUNCH ignorant, then you wouldn't have KU KLUX KLAN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ARSE BASTARD LET'S SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS LOGJAMMER!!!!!I <3 COCK |
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