Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden GANGBANG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POOPOO or BUKKAKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated EXTRA LONG PENIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSWIPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK YOU by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICK TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POOPOO BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COON utterFUCKance of socially GUMDROPS objectionable words).
FUCKING A Tourette's is I'LL RAPE YOU not to be DOUCHING confused with INBRED Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LIKE FATHER LIKE SON chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIGGER random FUCK OFF disorientation, culturally-CHOAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCKSHITTER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHOAD language, SPANK THE MONKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK LOLCAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GO HOME AND DIE souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES COON garbage.
Darnit.
A DILDO Polite Note to the NAZI Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITCOCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CROTCH article LENS CRAFTERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOT HEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWAT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourrette's sufferers TWAT swear. You can 30 CASES OF PICKLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ARSEBADGERS TV, for always focusing on the GARBAGE DAY! bad side of a terrible BALLS thing.
- The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSBANDIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BALL SACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN knee PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is DYKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHAKOPEE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUMBASS school for IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PENIS sufferers to become PEARL NECKLACE manically depressed and TWAT commit FUCK OFF suicide.
- There is no LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD cure, and the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse PIECE OF SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GENITALIA perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go YOGHURT CANNON numb and ORGASM basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS ARTIST it is without the CRAPMUNCHER drug.
I am an active member of a SHIT tourette syndrome BONER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PIG the TOSSER public view of Tourettes as a "TWISTY VAGINA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT sorry for REDNECK "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELL this that really FUCKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOBSHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOON, and making fun of a PISS UP MY ARSE horrible disorder is (not) DICK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHUFF time.
Best EPIDIDYMIS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “TURD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply
As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society 1984.
Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen
P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew MILF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply
As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?
Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUM saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BUTT-HEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DOUCHING and IN SACREMENT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BULLCRAP BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKBAG HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE
How PENIS ON A STICK to JESSE McCARTNEY cure BUTT PIRATE the VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment JUNGLE BUNNY for suck my mothers Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome SHITE is FUCKWIT following FUCK YOU these ASSCRACK rules GREASER in DICKFACE order:
- 1: Avoid SHITE immature SHIT little CRAPPY kids,
- 2: Count to SHITFUCKER within HI, BILLY MAYS HERE 10 SCUMBUCKETseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BUGGER GO HOME AND DIE ASS nor ASSHOLE talk,
- 4: Tell MALARKY yourself you ASS don't TOWELHEAD have DICK TITS this All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOATSE WITH NASTY ASSWIPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JIGGABOO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the DAMN last straw SLOPE!
I fucking put CUNTYMINTS' my comment at the TOP OF THE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TWAT the TOP OF WIGGER THIS PORCH MONKEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOCKIE offensive. HOLY DUMB FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOBSHITE people who try BOOBS to battle FLYING FUCK'ASSHOLE that tight-ass FUCKFACE 17-year-ASSHAT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTBUCKET it now, but someone said CUNT' HELL ASSCRACK'WIENER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK OFF is a laughing DOG SHIT matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTYMINTS Uncyclopedia, there are DICKFACE articles PISS ARTIST about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FELLATIO stuff. So SHITCUNTING that means FUCKSTAIN stop getting mad at the REDSKIN first part too and [expletive deleted] talking about the FELCHING letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what CAPTAIN CRUNCH letter? I don't even know what 666 the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKFACE hi self JACKASS SHIT even made a really SHIT good point. "It's HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS nothing more DIPSHIT from a head nod to a MOCCASINS knee tick". PUPPIES. Which I'll add DAMN onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YUKKY DOODY suffer that PISSHOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSHAT be, because if I were a WINDOWS VISTA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIGGER hilarious. If you DILDO Want facts, go on WIENER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll OSTRICH MY ASS be offended, don't read MOCCASINS the freaking DICKHEAD article anyway.
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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive GOBSHITE and with the NAZI and his RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which GOD DAMMIT while reading about BUGFUCK!!!!!!!!!
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CUM also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- NIPPLES
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CHRISTHUMPER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its JIZZ subject. If you do not find it funny BELGIUM, it is probably because you are an INBRED ARSEBADGERS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASSHAT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! joke loses its humour TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DICK ignorant, then you wouldn't have P'KANG needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKING A ASSFACE DAMN TIT DIRT DAMN!!!!!I <3 COCK |
