Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BOOBIES'ASS'TRANNY'BALLS'YOU WANKER'CRAP'COCKSMOKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCK YOU look at the JOHN SMILEY FACE talk page of this DAMN article for notes or discussion before BELGIUM editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JOHN SMILEY FACE neurochemical FUCK disorder FAGGOT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TIT DIRT, sudden MARGARET THATCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFUCKER or GOD DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken STRAWBERRY ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAPMUNCHER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BASTARD TIT SPRINKLES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOG FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially NEGRO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WALRUS SHIT television programs to address SUCK MY DICK Tourette's syndrome.

JIGGABOO Tourette's is GENITALIA not to be HELL confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DILDO random HOSER disorientation, culturally-EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth AUTOFELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHICKEN FRIES YOU WANKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOOK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK YOU quantities DAMMIT of ANAL DIABETES JAP garbage.

Darnit.

A RECTUM RAIDER Polite Note to the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Author:

The FUCK OFF Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was SPIC founded to DUMBASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITPISSER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACKASS article TAFFY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TUBA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TAMPONS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MONKEY SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CRAPPY Tourrette's sufferers RUSKIE swear. You can NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the ASSCRACK bad side of a terrible FEWMETS thing.
• The main I'LL RAPE YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JUSTIN BIEBER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMMIT knee ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TAMPON IN MY ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS OFF MY ASS school for SHITSKIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DUMBASS sufferers to become EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA manically depressed and CLIT commit FUCKING suicide.
• There is no HENTAI cure, and the FUCK NUGGET drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOCKIE tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DONKEY PUNCHER perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go FEWMETS numb and DAGO basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITE it is without the GIVING HEAD drug.

I am an active member of a SMILES tourette syndrome CUNTRAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUTT-HOLE the TITTYWANK public view of Tourettes as a "SCUMBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EMO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SOD OFF sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your CUNTBUCKET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HOSER this that really SEX annoys me. I am working towards a MARGARET THATCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CRAPFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUTT-HEAD, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) AUTOFELLATIO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best INBRED regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. RAT'S ASS Regards to Andrew FUCKSTAIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The PIECE OF SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can [Insert stupid word you just made up here] punch him if you SUCK MY DICK want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you BRITAIN remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my SEX intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TIT DIRT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ARSE and PUSSY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOOBS BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FALSE BENSON HORSE! TIT DIRT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TIT DIRT'S HOUSE

How CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON to JOHN SMILEY FACE cure COCKSTUFFER the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ARSE for SHITCOCK Tourette's POLESMOKER Syndrome GOD DAMMIT is PUSSY following CUNT these PENISBIRD rules PISSHOLE in MONKEY BALLS order:

• 1: Avoid CRACKER immature PUSSY little SON OF A BITCH kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within BITCH 10 POO POO BLOWJOBseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NORTH KOREA TURD FIRECROTCH nor WANK talk,
• 4: Tell TITS & DICKS yourself you FEMADOM don't I WILL KILL YOU! have FUDGEPACKER this TURD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TIT DIRT last straw POMMIE!

I fucking put SHITSLINGING' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOLLOCKS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RUSTY TROMBONE the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DESU offensive. FUCKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS people who try CRACKER to battle FUCKING A'CHICKEN SHIT that tight-ass CLIT 17-year-SHITFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NI it now, but someone said DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!' MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD'DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DUMBASS is a laughing CHENEY matter. Plus there ASS LICKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GREASER Uncyclopedia, there are POMMIE articles WIENER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TAFFY stuff. So DICK IN A BOX that means BAD MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the BORDER HOPPER first part too and FUCKING talking about the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT letter that it's BOOBIES mocking (what BRUSH MA TEETH letter? I don't even know what SHITSLINGING the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOB SAGET hi self MOTHERFUCKER even made a really BONER good point. "It's TOSSER nothing more ASSCRACK from a head nod to a ART METAL PRODUCTS knee tick". CUNTBUCKET. Which I'll add ANUSCAKE onto YOUR MOM saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DONKEY DICK suffer that COMMUNIST DILDO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKER be, because if I were a RAT'S COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BASTARD hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on BOOBS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PRICK be offended, don't read JACK ABRAMOFF the freaking CLEMEN article anyway.

BELLEND NAZI SPIC GOD DAMN CHOAD RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO PORCUPINE'S BALLS BLUE PENIS! CAMEL JOCKEY

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RAPE HELL FUCKTARD DICK FUCK A DUCK FUCK ASS NIPPLES GIVING HEAD RAT'S COCK BITCH BOON SMEG HO ICE CREAM JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CLEMEN INCEST ANAL SHITTY SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? COMMUNIST DILDO CROTCH POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD POTTYMOUTH SHITSKIN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HOSER PUSSYLICKER DICKHEAD CLIT DAMN ASS VENEREAL DISEASE TACO ASS FUCK FUCK CUNT HENTAI ASS DOUCHEBAG DICK BUGGER OFF SCUMBAG BUTT-HEAD DICKHEAD BENCH PRESS PENIS JERK OFF TENTACLE RAPE BENCH PRESS BELLEND GENITALIA SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DARTH VADER JOHN SMILEY FACE RAT'S ASS DAMMIT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] MALARKY TITTIES SEMEN BASTARD SHIT FUCK ASSFACE BOOBIES TITWANK PUSSY GOD DAMMIT ANUSCAKE JOHN SMILEY FACE ARSEBADGERS LET'S SHIT WANK FUCKING THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE WANK GOD DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOOBIES EXTRA LONG PENIS EAT MY SHIT! SUCK MY COCK FOUR-EYES PISS NIGGER SHIT PISS OFF SHIT WIENER MALL SANTA HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE WIENER SCUMBAG BITCH WANK NIGGER FUCKING JUMP! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JERRY NEOPETS SHIT D'OH SCROTUM FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN WETBACK BELGIUM JACKASS CRACKER CUNT BULLSHIT HO FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKHEAD CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S COCK FUCK A DUCK PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT TITWANK TITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKFACE GANGBANG BOON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK AUTOFELLATIO FEMADOM GENITALIA SCUMBUCKET PISS OFF PISS DAGO CUNNILINGUS GOOK JESSE McCARTNEY KRAUT ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN DAGO SOD JACK OFF KAFFIR PISS TITS CHICKEN SHIT REDNECK SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK JERRY GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER TITS YOU WANKER TITWANK SHITFUCKER PISS OFF HENTAI WIENER HOT GRITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANK HELL WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITCOCK THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! EARS OF CHRIST FUCKHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE POLAK GENITALIA WARNER MUSIC GROUP HO CHICKEN FRIES CHINK FUCK SHITHEAD DAMMIT FUCKTARD SAGGY TITS PAKI TITTIES GO COUNT YOUR DICK CECIL JOHN RHODES TITTYWANK PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN GOD DAMN ASSHAT STEVE BALLMER NAZI CLIT SUCK MY DICK REDNECK SHITFACE CUNT POOPOO ORGASM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS INBRED WIKIPEDIA SOD FUCK OFF FUCKFACE JIGGABOO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GREASER DICKFACE WANKSPLAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS D'OH HELL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LOGJAMMER [EXPLETIVE] HELLFIRE FUCKING SHITCOCK ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK FROG BULLSHIT BITCH FAGGOT ASSCRACK DICKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE HAPPINESS HOSER CLUSTER FUCK BENCH PRESS BONER BITCH FAG BEANER HENTAI NEGRO FUCK YOU DAMNATION CHOAD MOCKIE CUNNILINGUS SHITE NIGGER TITS AMERICA'S GREAT! BASTARD DAMN IT SHITTY FUCK BATMAN & ROBIN CUNT SHITFACE PISS OFF YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT SHIT O CANADA ASS CUNT BULLSHIT NEGRO MOZILLA FIREFOX MACACA NAZI JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE EMO WIGGER KIKE FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER DARTH VADER FUCK CHAV FUCKBAG PISS OFF ASS BRITNEY COCKSMOKER ASSRAMMER BENCH PRESS DIPSHIT SHOOP DA WHOOP COCK RICK MORANIS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKER FLYING FUCK TAFFY SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY FLAMING ASS BADGER NORTH KOREA FUCKING JUMP! WHORE CUNT CLIT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DIPSHIT NAZI BUTTFUCKER FEWMETS TWAT DUNE COON CUNT MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COCK DAMMIT PENIS ON A STICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HEIL HITLER! RAT'S COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH FUCK OFF CUNTRAG FRED PHELPS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT AUTOFELLATIO PENISFUCK DUNE COON HOSER NICARAGUA HELL ASSHAT FELCHMONKEY TITTIES HELL SOD DIPSHIT DIPSHIT PISS FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD SEX JACKASS SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON MICK MICK ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING JUMP! MICK WOP SHITE SOD OFF LONGCAT IS LONG CAMEL FUCKER BASTARD PENIS PISS UP MY ARSE PORCH MONKEY DIRTY SANCHEZ ARSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK INCEST GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TITS VOTE BITCH ASSFACE WOODPECKERSHIT VAGINA ASSBANDIT SOD POLACK WANK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS UP MY ARSE and with the HORSE SHIT and his NIPPLES of girraffes in which NAZI while reading about DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PUSSY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MOZILLA FIREFOX

Article written in the style of its subject This article is JERK OFF funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BAD MOTHERFUCKER subject. If you do not find it funny CUNNILINGUS, it is probably because you are an INBRED MOZILLA FIREFOX ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CUNT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a PORCH MONKEY joke loses its humour TENTACLE RAPE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have NI needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASS WIENER CHENEY SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING!!!!!I <3 COCK