Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BITCH comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PORCH MONKEY article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKWIT neurochemical FUCK disorder KAFFIR characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLIT, sudden DICKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITTY or DIPSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SEX in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WIGGER utterFUCKance of socially CRAP ON A STICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKING television programs to address BOLLOCKS Tourette's syndrome.

HELL Tourette's is SCUMBAG not to be YOUR MOM confused with TITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLUSTERFUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELLATIO random FUCK disorientation, culturally-ASSHAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I WILL END YOU! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local VAGINA language, EMO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHRISTHUMPER SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TWAT souvenir shoppes and massive DICK TITS quantities FUCKBAG of ANAL DIABETES SPIC garbage.

Darnit.

A DICK CHICKEN Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The CRAPFUCKER Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was CHICKEN SHIT founded to FROG'S FAT ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITS & DICKS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PENIS ON A STICK article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WIENER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WALRUS SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of COCK Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBUCKET swear. You can FLAMING ASS BADGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PUSSY TV, for always focusing on the NIGNOG bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
The main CLUSTERFUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKFUCKFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKWIT knee FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is FRENCH TICKLER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN IT school for JIZZ something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITTY sufferers to become JAP manically depressed and MALARKY commit PORCUPINE'S BALLS suicide.
There is no DUMBASS cure, and the FIST FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse YOUR MOM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna [Insert yet another person's name here] perodol" which caused my entire FUCKFACE body to go WANK numb and JIGGABOO basically made it NIGGA! worse than VILLAGE DUMP it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a suck my mothers tourette syndrome ARSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MARGARET THATCHER the ALEX TREBEK public view of Tourettes as a "HELLFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DELICIOUS CAKE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITPISSER sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your CLIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really FUCKWIT annoys me. I am working towards a HELLFIRE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be [EXPLETIVE], and making fun of a YID horrible disorder is (not) POLESMOKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ORGASM time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. BUGFUCK Regards to Andrew GANGBANG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The PUNANI bastard who wrote this article. You can PUSSY punch him if you GREASER want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the OSTRICH MY ASS saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my LET'S SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CLIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKER and FUCKSTAIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOBSHITE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHING CHONG CHINK BAND WITH 4 CUM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TACO HORSE! CLIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLIT'S HOUSE

How PEARL NECKLACE to FUCK cure FUCK the CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette's PISS ARTIST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKFACE for ASS FASCIST Tourette's FELCHMONKEY Syndrome PUSSY is FUCK following SCUMBUCKET these [Insert swear here] rules JACK OFF in HELL order:

1: Avoid HI, BILLY MAYS HERE immature DILDO little SEX kids,
2: Count to PAKI within ORGASM 10 VANDALseconds,
3: Do not open your POLACK BUKKAKE MAMA MIA nor LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD talk,
4: Tell GOD DAMMIT yourself you MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE don't BOOBS have WILLY WONKA this SAGGY TITS disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITCOCK WITH NASTY CUNNILINGUS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CROTCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLIT last straw INBRED!

I fucking put VENEREAL DISEASE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITE the TOP OF CLUSTERFUCK THIS SHUT UP, MEG! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DONALD RUMSFELD offensive. DONKEY PUNCHER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUTTFUCKER people who try CLUSTERFUCK to battle LIMEY'MOTHERFUCKER that tight-ass GOD DAMN 17-year-ANAL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFACE it now, but someone said CUNT' DICKHEAD FUCK YOU'DONKEY PUNCHER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKHEAD is a laughing INJUN matter. Plus there DIPSHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are FAG articles COMMUNIST DILDO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMMIT stuff. So FUCKWIT that means DIPSHIT stop getting mad at the BASTARD first part too and MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! talking about the DAMMIT letter that it's ASSRAPING mocking (what PENIS letter? I don't even know what ASSRAPING the heck you're talking about). Adrian BIGNOSE hi self RAT'S COCK even made a really YOU WANKER good point. "It's GIVING HEAD nothing more SUGARTITS from a head nod to a GOD DAMN knee tick". FLAMING ASS BADGER. Which I'll add FAGGOT onto TITMOUSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SEX suffer that DAGO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DYKE be, because if I were a DONKEY PUNCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NECROPHILIA hilarious. If you DAMMIT Want facts, go on COCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POLAK be offended, don't read MARCH OF FLAMES the freaking FUCK article anyway.

JERRY FUCK CHICKEN FRIES NI CHIGGER STEVE BALLMER VAGINA TIMBER NIGGER FRIG DIRTY SANCHEZ

TOSSER FRIG DICK TITS FENCE JUMPER JENKEM SEX BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS YOU WANKER POMMIE ALF ASS LICKER SLOPE PISS COCKGOBLIN CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN CUNT GENITALIA ASSHOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE BITCH YID SUITCASE PENIS CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH FRAK RECTUM RAIDER JUSTIN BIEBER FELLATIO GOD DAMN BLESSED DAMN SAINT VAGINA GARBAGE DAY! DIPSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RUSTY TROMBONE SCROTUM TITS PEDOPHILIA HEIL HITLER! CHICKEN FRIES CLIT I AM CORNHOLIO! GOATSE OSTRICH MY ASS CRAP BATHING SUIT AREA BEAVER SHITPISSER GOD DAMMIT RAPE CUNT FUCK CUNT BUGGER OFF SHITE RAT'S ASS WANK DOUCHETITS FUCKFACE SCUMBUCKET WANK PUNANI [expletive deleted] BRITNEY ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER VAGINA GOOK HELL BOYCOTT VIACOM! DUMBASS DAMN FUCK OFF DICKFACE BEANER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RANDY TRAVIS SHITHEAD FUCK OFF JIZZ CAMEL FUCKER WINDOWS VISTA TWAT WANK PEARL NECKLACE BELLEND CHICKEN SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER CRACKER BUGGER GOD DAMN RUSKIE ASS WIENER DONKEY DICK ASS FELCHING DUMBASS BATHING SUIT AREA PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA WIGGER ASSBANDIT PORCH MONKEY POLESMOKER MONKEY SHIT FUCKER CUNT DAMN BASTARD GOD DAMMIT WIGGER COON LET'S SHIT DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKWIT SCROTUM COCKSHITTER ASSHOLE BLUMPKIN BUGGER JUNGLE BUNNY MOCKIE LOLCAT YID DOG FUCKER FLYING FUCK HELL NAZI SHITSKIN BULLSHIT ASSFACE WALRUS SHIT TITWANK CRAPPY FIST FUCK PISS OFF CARPET MUNCHER SEX HELL CHOAD ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE WANK CUNNILINGUS FROG'S FAT ASS POLAK WINDOWS VISTA SHIT JACKASS COMMUNIST DILDO HELL FUDGEPACKER FUCKING A GOD DAMN CRAPMUNCHER DILDO SHITE BUTT-HEAD GANGBANG BITCH SHITHEAD POMMIE HOLY DUMB FUCK HELL PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER KIKE ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS FELLATIO RAT'S COCK WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CROTCH SHITHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFUCKER WIENER EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM WOP BIRD SHIT FUCK PIGFUCKER FUCKSTAIN POTTYMOUTH BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT 666 GOD DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE GOAT DICK TWAT FUCKWIT CHOAD CLEMEN SHITFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANK AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S ASS CHAV MONKEY SHIT BULLCRAP HADJI FUCK YOU ASSRAMMER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGFUCK MICK GARBAGE DAY! NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU BASTARD FUCKER ASSHOLE MARGARET THATCHER FUCKFACE BOLLOCKS SUITCASE PENIS DICKFACE INDIA HAS NUKES HENTAI DAMN CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKHEAD ASS TITWANK INBRED SCUMBAG ARSE SCUMBAG SHIT TIMBER NIGGER DIPSHIT BLOWJOB SHIT COCK SHITSKIN PEARL NECKLACE WOP FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HORSE SHIT SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? PUSSYLICKER WANK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SACRAMENTO CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN TEDDY BEARS CHOAD KISSER DICK CHICKEN FEMADOM BUTTFUCKER CHOAD HORSE PENIS POMMIE FUCKFACE CUNT WANK MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY SHITHEAD SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD HOMO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS REDSKIN FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK OFF CUNTRAG CONDOMS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUKKAKE SON OF A BITCH DICK TITS PISS CRAPMUNCHER CUNT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S ASS DICK CHICKEN BIGNOSE COON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TITS & DICKS SUCK MY COCK DICK TITS JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT HELL TITWANK BULLSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I'LL RAPE YOU ASS REDSKIN TRANNY HELL SHITE DONKEY DICK LGBT RIGHTS SEX FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA INBRED BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN CUNT MOCCASINS ASSWIPE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JESSE McCARTNEY BONER BITCH JERK OFF SHITBALLS JOHN SMILEY FACE CLEVELAND STEAMER JAP PISS ARTIST BOOBS DAMN SHIT WANK SCROTUM FELCHING FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT CAMEL FUCKER MACACA DILDO FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKSTAIN TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHE COON DOG SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS SHITSLINGING TOTAL CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELLATIO MARCH OF FLAMES MOCCASINS CHINK TITTYWANK DAMN IT FUCKWIT FAGGOT JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKFACE SHITSLINGING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITSLINGING BLUMPKIN NIGGER BUTTFUCKER HELL CARPET MUNCHER CRACKER BASTARD HELL SEX [Insert swear here] SCROTUM FUCKHEAD DOG FUCKER BONER CRAPFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING FELCHING ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA JAP FRED PHELPS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DAMN CUNNILINGUS BIRD SHIT CUNT ASSHAT CUM SHIT SPUNK HORSE SHIT FLYING FUCK TITTIES SPIC COCK KNOBJOCKEY HUEY P. NEWTON FUCKING SHITSLIDE BOOBS HO DAMN PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOCCASINS BUGGER OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKSTAIN MALARKY CHICKEN SHIT PORCH MONKEY JOHN ELWAY SUCK MY DICK MOCCASINS FRITZ FUCKSTAIN POLESMOKER FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PENIS ON A STICK SHITFACE WANK ASSHOLE WHORE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HOLY DUMB FUCK CHICKEN SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! POLESMOKER BITCH CHIGGER WANK GYPSY SAND NIGGER DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE INCEST SHIT PRICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DUNE COON PIECE OF SHIT ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TACO CROTCH BRUSH MA TEETH WIKIPEDIA TITWANK BASTARD FUCKWIT CLEMEN HOMO SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER WIENER DOUCHE NAZI TOWELHEAD BOLLOCKS ASSWIPE CUNTING ASSCRACK JAP TIMBER NIGGER OH SHI– IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POMMIE SHITTY DOUCHEBAG BUTT-HOLE FUCKTARD BLOWJOB CUNNILINGUS DONGSHOVER SOD TIT DIRT DAMN IT FAG WETBACK PISSHOLE BEAVER CUNTBUCKET ANUSCAKE DICKHEAD BORDER HOPPER PECKERHEAD DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE YOU WANKER FUCKER DEVELOPERS! ASSBANDIT COON PUSSY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKWIT CARPET MUNCHER BOLLOCKS TIMBER NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK QUEEF POLAK DIPSHIT CHOAD CHRISTHUMPER DIPSHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SUCK MY COCK ORGASM SUITCASE PENIS ASSWIPE DICK [Insert swear here] BAT FUCK INSANE BASTARD I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DONKEY DICK MONKEY SHIT FUCKING DOUCHEBAG CLIT SHITFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK LIMEY MILF GOD DAMMIT [expletive deleted] JAP BOLLOCKS BUDDHIST MONK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS KNOBJOCKEY SEX HOMO PISSHOLE JIGGABOO CARPET MUNCHER DICKHEAD GOD DAMN DAMN FELCHING DUMBASS DOUCHE BUGGER OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS FASHION BUG PENIS ON A BUN CUNT SCUMBAG CUNT SON OF A BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT BITCH ASS suck my mothers GYPSY YOU WANKER BITCH MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT TWISTY VAGINA FUCK NIGGER CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP ASSHOLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JACK ABRAMOFF SUCK MY COCK TIMBER NIGGER INBRED ASS DONALD RUMSFELD BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON BEANER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD TIT DIRT COCK NAZI JERRY MILF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMMIT BASTARD FELLATIO POOPY GANGBANG PISS BELLEND GENITALIA RECTUM RAIDER CUNT LICK PUSSY DAMNATION ASSWIPE PAKI MALARKY DONALD RUMSFELD DICKFACE WANK [expletive deleted] MOZILLA FIREFOX HENTAI JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DAMMIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GIVING HEAD SUGARTITS BEAVER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT FUCK YOU CROTCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK BLUMPKIN DAMN IT WOP CLEMEN BLUMPKIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POTTYMOUTH PENIS ON A BUN HELL ABO RAT'S ASS DISSIDENTS SHITFUCKER CLEMEN PISS OFF JAP PEDOPHILIA BIRD SHIT 666 ARSE POLAK DOUCHEBAG EPIDIDYMIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO FUCK NIGGER RAPE ASS DOUCHING NIGNOG INCEST THONG TASTER PISSHOLE ASSHAT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GENITALIA DOG SHIT PECKERHEAD PRICK TITMOUSE INBRED SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN CLEMEN BITCH VAGINA DOUCHE BITCH BOOBS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HELLFIRE WANKER ASSHOLE YOU SUCK BALLS COCK PISS ARTIST JAP BLOWJOB JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BITCH GENITALIA LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT WANKER FUCKER EAT MY SHIT! TWISTY VAGINA MONKEY BALLS CROTCH CHOAD SHIT CROTCH PEARL NECKLACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT BIRD SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PUSSY COCKSMOKER BALL SACK TWISTY VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY WANK BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITE DAMNATION POMMIE BIRD IN THE HOUSE POMMIE MOZILLA FIREFOX DOODIE HEAD GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE JAP JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE WANK SAND NIGGER SHITCUNTING TITTYWANK BLUMPKIN SEMEN GOD DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET NIPPLES BEANER BULLSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SON OF A BITCH DILDO HUEY P. NEWTON PORCH MONKEY CLEMEN DICK DUMBASS CHOAD KISSER BIGNOSE CHING CHONG CHINK BIG FOOT BUTT-HEAD CUNT QUEEF ORGASM PEARL NECKLACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA RAGHEAD WIKIPEDIA GANGBANG JIZZ DYKE SHITE NIGGER FLOWERS FUCK WANK BULLSHIT PUSSY COCKSUCKER QUEEF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NAZI KRAUT WIENER MOCCASINS HAIL SATAN! FELLATIO ASSWIPE GOD DAMN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKING DAMN DUNE COON HELL JUSTIN BIEBER SHITSLINGING DICKFACE DIPSHIT DICKHEAD HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AY-AY-AY ABO ASSFACE MARGARET THATCHER pen0r ARSE HORSE SHIT NIPPLES DAGO KIKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTYMINTS ASS FLYING FUCK DAMN BOOBS MILF DILDO FUCKTARD TWO-INCH PENIS CHINK RAT'S ASS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? CLEMEN BOOBS SMEG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMN CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT SEMEN ASS FEWMETS INBRED HELLFUCKER POLACK POTTYMOUTH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GRAPE PENIS GANGBANG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM REDNECK CUNNILINGUS BALLS MONKEY SHIT JIGGABOO INBRED DOUCHE CHIGGER JIZZ NEGRO PENISBIRD INBRED BLUMPKIN CUNT DAMN suck my mothers ASSFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT BUTTFUCKER FAGGOT ASSWIPE JENKEM YID NIGGER GENITALIA DOUCHE PORCH MONKEY WANKSPLAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAPMUNCHER CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S COCK CHOAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MACACA JACKASS DOG FUCKER BITCH NEGRO TWAT SHITSLINGING ABO PEARL NECKLACE JENKEM RAT'S ASS HELL HELL FUCKING JUMP! SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOCKIE BUTTFUCKER BLUMPKIN TITS FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITFUCKER HELL CHOAD 666 MILF HELL POOPY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKWIT NEGRO CUNT ASSHAT DOODIE HEAD CHIGGER KIKE GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA CUM WANK FUCKSTAIN TITS DEVELOPERS! FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA ARSE WIENER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE CTHULHU FHTAGN SPIC GRINGO BOOBS MAMA MIA FUCKWIT ANAL COCK SHITFACE WIGGER BASTARD FELCHING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA [EXPLETIVE] FU SPANG VAGINA SAND NIGGER [Insert silly non-swear here] TACO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SPIC TURD SHITFACE BASKETBALL HOOP PICKANINNY SPICY CUNT FUCK GARBAGE DAY! SHITE HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING SHITTY FUCK DAMN IT MALARKY NIGNOG HELL CUM CLIT CUNT JENKEM HONKY BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSCRACK EAT MY SHIT! DIPSHIT DOG FUCKER ASS JACKASS SHIT TAMPONS CUNT HO SAMUEL L. JACKSON ARSE SHITCOCK DICKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHING CHOAD JACKASS PENIS PIGFUCKER CUNTRAG CUM SUCK MY DICK PISSHOLE BOON TENTACLE RAPE DAMN MONKEY BALLS HOMO BLOWJOB GENITALIA KAFFIR LAKE TITICACA SHIT JACK OFF FAG COON DICKFACE ANUSCAKE MONKEY SHIT SUCK MY DICK PISS OFF FUCK FUCKING ASSHAT MONKEY BALLS CUNTYMINTS CHICKEN FRIES DAMN HORSE PENIS CRACKER FRED PHELPS TOWELHEAD FUCKWIT PECKERHEAD BITCH SIGMUND FREUD HELL BITCH SHITTY TOSSER TWO-INCH PENIS CHOAD COCKSHITTER NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BORDER HOPPER FEWMETS TWAT ANAL DOM DeLUISE WETBACK CUNT CRAPPER DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUGGER NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS DOUCHETITS CUNTBUCKET JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNTING ASSCRACK FELLATIO PISS ARTIST BITCH BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST WANK PISS ARTIST OPINION ASSHAT ASS PENISBIRD BUKKAKE CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN IT PISS GOD DAMMIT BOLLOCKS CUM DAMMIT PISS ARTIST ASS YOU WANKER ASSBANDIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITTY WIKIPEDIA COCKSMOKER SEMPRINI NICARAGUA TIMBER NIGGER SPUNK SHIT ASSRAMMER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH PUSSYLICKER FLAMING ASS BADGER 30 CASES OF PICKLES YOU WANKER RECTUM RAIDER BIRD SHIT BLUMPKIN CHUFF BASTARD PISSHOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS JENKEM GIVING HEAD FUCKING ASSBANDIT CUNNILINGUS BLOWJOB ASSHAT WIENER DAMN BOB SAGET CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY VILLAGE DUMP DICKWAD QUEEF SCUMBAG INBRED CUNNILINGUS BEAVER ARSE MICK GENITALIA YID COCKSTUFFER INCEST BULLSHIT YOU WANKER CLIT FOUR-EYES Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the GOD DAMMIT and his [EXPLETIVE] of girraffes in which TAMPONS while reading about BLUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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