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For those without ASSHAT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PISS OFF article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CC PLZ, sudden ASSHAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or MONKEY SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKSTAIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHE NAZI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHOAD BOON words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CARPET MUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially SHUT UP, MEG! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACKASS television programs to address BULLCRAP Tourette's syndrome.

ANAL Tourette's is FIRECROTCH not to be JAP confused with POTTYMOUTH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BANGKOK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NAZI random FEMADOM disorientation, culturally-CUNNILINGUS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHINA IS CAPITALIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MONKEY SHIT language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BALLS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKTARD quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES DOUCHE NAZI garbage.

Darnit.

A FLAMING ASS BADGER Polite Note to the GOD DAMMIT Author:

The CUNT Tourette's DICK Research Institute was HELLFUCKER founded to SEMEN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITS article PRICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TURD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUKKAKE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TOSSER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about REDNECK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers PUNANI swear. You can JACK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKER TV, for always focusing on the SACRAMENTO bad side of a terrible PIG thing.
  • The main CRAP ON A STICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMMIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHIGGER knee DOUCHING NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOOBS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKSTAIN school for AUTOFELLATIO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GARBAGE DAY! sufferers to become CHICKEN SHIT manically depressed and ANAL DIABETES commit DICKHEAD suicide.
  • There is no MAMA MIA cure, and the POLESMOKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAGGOT tics often have adverse MARCH OF FLAMES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ABO perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go FUDGEPACKER numb and GREASER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BULLCRAP it is without the BIRD SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a TWAT tourette syndrome RAT'S COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ANAL the FUCKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "LET'S SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOOBS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKER sorry for BATHING SUIT AREA "hi-jacking" your TITS & DICKS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like IN SACREMENT this that really ALEX TREBEK annoys me. I am working towards a CHOAD KISSER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BONG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFACE, and making fun of a BOLLOCKS horrible disorder is (not) COCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITWANK time.

Best AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WINDOWS VISTA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. CHIGGER Regards to Andrew SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The WIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK MY DICK punch him if you BUTT PIRATE want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CC PLZ Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTY and FLYING RAT'S ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKWAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RAT'S COCK BAND WITH 4 DISSIDENTS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HORSE! CC PLZ IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CC PLZ'S HOUSE

How ASS to TUBA cure TITS & DICKS the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette's FUCK YOU Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INBRED for WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome JACKASS is COLGATE following INBRED these SHITHEAD rules REDNECK in MONKEY SHIT order:

  • 1: Avoid SHIT immature SHITFUCKER little FRIG kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITE within TOSSER 10 VENEREAL DISEASEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BOYCOTT VIACOM! DILDO SEMEN nor ORGASM talk,
  • 4: Tell BEANER yourself you BUGGER don't NEOPETS have COON this DOUCHING disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HONKY WITH NASTY CARPET MUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CC PLZ last straw ASSHOLE!

I fucking put DONALD RUMSFELD' my comment at the TOP OF THE KNOBJOCKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BULLCRAP the TOP OF GOD DAMMIT THIS ARSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK YOU offensive. WANKSPLAT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TWISTY VAGINA people who try FUCKHEAD to battle JIZZ'MAMA MIA that tight-ass JACKASS 17-year-CHIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! it now, but someone said PIXIES' BONER SEX'FUCKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JACK ABRAMOFF is a laughing DUNE COON matter. Plus there FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHAV Uncyclopedia, there are PRICK articles ASSCRACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCKSUCKER stuff. So SCUMBAG that means DOG FUCKER stop getting mad at the KNOBJOCKEY first part too and PISS OFF talking about the DOG FUCKER letter that it's JAP mocking (what POMMIE letter? I don't even know what JAP the heck you're talking about). Adrian GIVING HEAD hi self RAT'S ASS even made a really DAMN good point. "It's HORSE SHIT nothing more DARTH VADER from a head nod to a FLAMING ASS BADGER knee tick". DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT. Which I'll add CHINA IS CAPITALIST onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES suffer that TAMPONS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNTRAG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE be, because if I were a DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you RAT'S COCK Want facts, go on SPICY CUNT FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BRUSH MA TEETH be offended, don't read CHING CHONG CHINK the freaking CUNTSWILLING article anyway.

TITS & DICKS NEGRO I WILL END YOU! TOTAL POOPY NEOPETS WOODPECKERSHIT BALLS YID ASSFACE

INJUN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK OFF BONER FEWMETS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SCROTUM FUCK BUTT PIRATE BUDDHISM REDNECK FUCKTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ INCEST BASTARD BIGNOSE PENISFUCK DAMN SOD CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITBALLS SON OF A BITCH BALLS BALL SACK DANDELIONS HORSE SHIT SHIT SHIT RUSKIE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD ASSRAPING COON SHITSLINGING SHITFACE BELGIUM DAMNATION RAT'S ASS FASHION BUG SON OF A BITCH CHRISTHUMPER DIPSHIT TAMPONS ASS DIPSHIT HELL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YOU WANKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JIGGABOO POLAK JOHNNY JAP MONKEY BALLS CONDOMS SEMEN HOMO CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOUCHEBAG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOUCHE INJUN SCROTUM ASSBANDIT I AM CORNHOLIO! WOMEN'S RIGHTS CRAP CUNNILINGUS VAGINA pen0r WARNER MUSIC GROUP CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER POLESMOKER HONKY GANGBANG PENIS LET'S SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK DICKHEAD BOOBIES FUCKER BUTTFUCKER FELCHING EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SEX ASS PISS ARTIST COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRAPPY RAT'S COCK BITCH SHITSKIN NIGNOG SCUMBAG PUNANI THONG TASTER NIGNOG NIPPLES COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BOB SAGET JERK OFF CLUSTER FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT ARSE WIKIPEDIA DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY SACRAMENTO DICKFACE JACKASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANKSPLAT SHITE FLYING FUCK COCK DICKLICK FELCHING COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS IN SACREMENT DICKLICK JENKEM RAPE SEMEN CUNTRAG BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER HELL MALARKY JESSE McCARTNEY POOPY SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT NIGGER TITS DICK BASTARD SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER SHIT GO HOME AND DIE BELLEND WIENER SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PENIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FRED PHELPS GOOK SHITHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK RAT'S COCK PIKACHU ASSFACE DICK DICKFACE KAFFIR MONKEY SHIT CLUSTER FUCK SHIT DONKEY DICK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH MASTURBATION JOHN ELWAY TENTACLE RAPE DICK BONG FALSE BENSON FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU KAFFIR HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSBANDIT COCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JOHN ELWAY COLGATE CUNTBUCKET DOUCHING JERRY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITSLINGING COCKSHITTER SUCK MY COCK CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFACE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GRINGO ASSHOLE CHUFF SEMEN SHITSLINGING DAMMIT SHITE RECTUM RAIDER DICKWAD SCUMBAG DAMN CHOAD EAT MY SHIT! FRIG DICKWAD GIVING HEAD BENSON SUCKS GIVING HEAD ASS LICKER DOG FUCKER PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK PRICK FELCHMONKEY QUEEF CUNT RAT'S COCK ASS LICKER CUNTBUCKET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT PENIS FEMADOM FUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITTY ARSE FUCKFACE CLUSTER FUCK CRAPMUNCHER FUCK OFF TOSSER BITCH NAZI WALRUS SHIT FROG PUSSYLICKER NI LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CAUCASIANS FUCKFACE YOUR MOM PIECE OF SHIT BUKKAKE GIVING HEAD FUCKING FELCHMONKEY BONER DAMN IT BUDDHIST MONK FRITZ FLYING FUCK CUNTRAG DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTRAG DAMN CHICKEN SHIT BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER INCEST BASTARD GOD DAMN CUNT FUCKING A BALLS SHITBALLS FUCK OFF DICKHEAD HELL COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS SHITBALLS CLEMEN FELLATIO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NIPPLES PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ANAL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKHEAD BALLS GOD DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RAGHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT POMMIE PIGFUCKER INCEST POMMIE DAMMIT [expletive deleted] BOLLOCKS WIENER RECTUM RAIDER LOGJAMMER FUCKING JUMP! BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A EAT MY SHIT! FUCKING A ORGASM INJUN SHITTY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WEHATEMARIO I AM CORNHOLIO! BLUMPKIN HOSER NIGGER GOBSHITE REDNECK PIG PIXIES SUCK MY DICK FUCK GARBAGE DAY! INBRED BITCH FENCE JUMPER SPUNK REDNECK NEGRO SHITFUCKER CHAV CHING CHONG CHINK PRICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNT RAT'S COCK CHRISTHUMPER JIGGABOO BASTARD SCUMBUCKET ASSHOLE FUCKER SHITHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCKSUCKER FRENCH TICKLER BEAVER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF BEAVER DICKWAD COMMUNION WAFER BUTTFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES I WILL END YOU! GANGBANG BASTARD BITCH GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GOD DAMMIT TOWELHEAD FUCKBAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON JUNGLE BUNNY CLUSTER FUCK COCK VENEREAL DISEASE FRAK GOBSHITE LOGJAMMER SEX ANAL DIABETES PUNANI HELL BOOBIES CHOAD PORCH MONKEY FRIG TOWELHEAD BITCH FUCKBAG NIPPLES JOHNNY JAP POO POO BLOWJOB POTTYMOUTH WOP SHITE ANUSCAKE CUNTBUCKET BALL SACK FAG I'LL RAPE YOU BANGKOK HORSE PENIS GRAPE PENIS ASSCRACK FRIG RUSTY TROMBONE TITS & DICKS FUCKWIT BUGFUCK COCK DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICK IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSWIPE RUSTY TROMBONE THONG TASTER GANGBANG NIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL SHIT SUCK MY COCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES PIGFUCKER WANK SHITFUCKER SHITTY FAGGOT ASS FASCIST BULLSHIT BITCH CHOAD KISSER BUTTFUCKER DYKE DOM DeLUISE PIG PRICK SUCK MY COCK [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER PIG CLUSTER FUCK DIPSHIT AMERICA'S GREAT! BLISTERING BARNACLES CRAP ON A STICK SHITFUCKER FUCKING FUCKTARD DYKE CHICKEN SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WANKER CRACKER DICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKSMOKER FASHION BUG TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GENITALIA TITTIES YUKKY DOODY DAMN TITS & DICKS DOUCHE NAZI DAMN BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT PUNANI FRED PHELPS CUNTBUCKET BITCH BASTARD SHIT DILDO CUNT GOATSE ASSWIPE WANK EMO AY-AY-AY ASS KAFFIR FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN FAGGOT HELL SCUMBUCKET CUNNILINGUS FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD ORGASM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SUCK MY DICK JENKEM SHITTY ASS POMMIE JACKASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DUMBASS RAPE FUCK OFF DIPSHIT CUNTYMINTS DIPSHIT TURD DIRTY SANCHEZ PICKANINNY BATHING SUIT AREA FRAK PISS OFF MY ASS ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT BLUMPKIN SEMEN BITCH DAMNED TABERNACLE CUNT NIPPLES FUCK CUNT suck my mothers FUCKBAG OLD CHRIST OF A FUCK ASS EPIDIDYMIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASS LICKER BEANER YOU POLESMOKER ANAL MOCCASINS JACK OFF FUCKBAG BIGNOSE KRAUT SHIT DAMNATION DICKHEAD PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! ASSCRACK ASSFACE FUCK FENCE JUMPER PAKI PENIS DOUCHING TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNT POLACK BUGGER OFF SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS THONG TASTER BELLEND DAMN FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER TITTYWANK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK PISS OFF MY ASS WOP ASS FASCIST DAGO DICK TITS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL DICK IN A BOX SCUMBAG ASS CRAPPY JACK OFF BIGNOSE SHITFUCKER YOU GARBAGE DAY! PICKANINNY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITFACE JACK OFF DICKHEAD FUCK SCROTUM HOMO JAP AY-AY-AY D'OH TWAT MOTHERFUCKER ASS WANK WEHATEMARIO WANK COCK CUNT SOD FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS CUNTRAG SHIT PISS ARTIST SCROTUM ASSCRACK ASS MARCH OF FLAMES CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY CAMEL FUCKER TUBA DUMBASS CUNT CHIGGER BIGNOSE JIGGABOO POLACK BOOBS DUMBASS BUGGER OFF HOMO FAG NIPPLES URINE-GARGLING FUCKHEAD DICK FUCKHEAD ARSE GOD DAMMIT INBRED WALRUS SHIT DAMMIT WIGGER FELCHMONKEY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLUSTER FUCK JAP IN SACREMENT DAMN GIVING HEAD DAGO FELLATIO NICARAGUA NAZI PIGFUCKER DAMMIT CUNT HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE DAMN TWAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUKKAKE TOSSER BALL SACK SHITFACE ASSHAT CUNT HELL MICK FUCKING FENCE JUMPER BASTARD SHITE BOOBIES KIKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAP GOD DAMN ASS LET'S SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL GOOK CHOAD PISSHOLE GOD DAMN FELCHMONKEY MAMA MIA GANGBANG HELLFUCKER NIGGER TITS DAMN ARSEBADGERS BUTT-HOLE PENISFUCK SEMEN SUGARTITS WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT POKÉMON WALRUS SHIT DAMN IT PENIS NIGGER NICARAGUA DAGO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TOSSER FUCKFUCKFUCK CRAPPY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS NICARAGUA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOUCHEBAG POLAK CUNNILINGUS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PENISFUCK BULLCRAP HENTAI DAGO PUSSY POMMIE suck my mothers SCUMBAG FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS SMEG SHITE HELL PUSSY SHITTY FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS NIPPLES ASS PICKANINNY CRAPPY ASSCRACK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! MARGARET THATCHER CHUFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY ALEX TREBEK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICK TITS KRAUT INJUN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK YOU PEDOPHILIA SON OF A BITCH POMMIE HENTAI HOLY DUMB FUCK NIGGER NIGGER GOBSHITE DOUCHING WIENER CUNTING ASSCRACK INBRED ASSCRACK FUCKING SHITHEAD ARSE CLUSTER FUCK WANK CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE 1984 BIRD SHIT FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE BELLEND PISSHOLE SHIT DIPSHIT ASSHAT SHITSLINGING BANGKOK HADJI MARGARET THATCHER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FEWMETS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITPISSER SOD OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER FRIG CHRISTMAS TREES TITS & DICKS SPUNK FUCKBAG DICKFACE TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING ABO CUNT ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU CHINK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WOODPECKERSHIT GENITALIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON STRAWBERRY ASS HELLFIRE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FELCHING SHITFACE CAMEL FUCKER PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS POOPOO SHITPISSER HORSE SHIT FUCKBAG WIKIPEDIA YOU WANKER BATHING SUIT AREA SOD ASS LICKER BASTARD JACK OFF ASSRAMMER FUCK OFF BUGGER POISON IN TOOTHPASTE POMMIE I CAN AFFORD FOOD AUTOFELLATIO CANNED QUOTE DUNE COON FLYING FUCK ASS ASSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN BOLLOCKS CRACKER DONKEY PUNCHER CROTCH BATHING SUIT AREA CLIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER HOMO ASS FRENCH TICKLER DICKHEAD BOOBS TRANNY CUM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK YOU SHITE DAMN FRITZ GO HOME AND DIE DAMNATION CLEVELAND STEAMER MOTHERFUCKER SHITE NIGGER TITS CROTCH MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN SHITSKIN ASS DOUCHE GOD DAMN POLESMOKER COCKGOBLIN GOD BLESS AMERICA DOUCHE SHITE WOP DUMBASS TITS & DICKS WANK PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITFACE MARCH OF FLAMES D'OH SAND NIGGER CHAV DOG FUCKER BULLSHIT HOT GRITS FUCK LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITBALLS KAFFIR PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT COCKSMOKER FUCK SCROTUM ASS COON JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SON OF A BITCH BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER SHITHEAD BOLLOCKS PUSSY SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLSHIT JIGGABOO DOG SHIT WANK FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES DOM DeLUISE CUNT BLOWJOB DAMN HAIL SATAN! SHITE PENISPENISPENIS!!! NIPPLES JERRY PISS FUCKING BRITNEY NIGGER CRAPFUCKER CHALICE DAMN IT PAKI DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GYPSY DICKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PEARL NECKLACE ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE BASKETBALL SHIT JAP BOYCOTT VIACOM! CROTCH [Insert yet another person's name here] CUNT LIMEY BUGGER SHITFUCKER PORCH MONKEY HELL FEMADOM JACKASS WIKIPEDIA PISS INCEST EAT MY SHIT! TITS HELL DOT HEAD FUCKTARD LOLCAT WANKSPLAT PISS OFF RANDY TRAVIS SUCK A BIG DICK KAFFIR LAKE TITICACA CHRISTHUMPER BEAVER ASSHAT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PUPPIES BASTARD FUCK YOU CUNT BULLSHIT SHITSKIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CROTCH ASSFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLAMEVIPER KIKE SEMPRINI LIMEY BANGKOK SCUMBAG NEOPETS COCK COCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TESTICLE CHOKE PISS DAMN FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN FRIG JESSE McCARTNEY JERK OFF WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMN BULLSHIT INCEST BUGGER OFF SHIT CUNTBUCKET BOB SAGET GANGBANG Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELL and with the FUCK YOU and his FUCKER of girraffes in which URINE-GARGLING while reading about PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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