Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKBAG neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKLICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden WOODPECKERSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FLYING RAT'S ASS or FELLATIO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELLFIRE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKSTAIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KRAUT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRAP utterFUCKance of socially DEVELOPERS! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS OFF MY ASS television programs to address BULLSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

POOPY Tourette's is TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! not to be BOOBS confused with DOUCHE NAZI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTTFUCKER random TRANNY disorientation, culturally-NIPPLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PENISFUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NIPPLES language, NIPPLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUMBASS CUM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA of ANAL DIABETES FELLATIO garbage.

Darnit.

A WETBACK Polite Note to the FUCK A DUCK Author:

The DAMN Tourette's SACRAMENTO Research Institute was DICKLICK founded to FLYING FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FLOWERS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GRIS article RUSKIE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEX I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FLYING FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PEEPEE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAPTAIN CRUNCH Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Tourrette's sufferers CHIGGER swear. You can CUNTRAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the BANGKOK bad side of a terrible AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! thing.
The main GREASER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMMIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHUFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD knee DICKFACE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is HOLY DUMB FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at EXTRA LONG PENIS school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAPE sufferers to become YUKY DOODY manically depressed and SHITSLINGING commit BONER suicide.
There is no WANK cure, and the CUNNILINGUS drugs that are available to, "calm" the YID tics often have adverse WIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE perodol" which caused my entire DUMBASS body to go GREASER numb and SHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than RAPE it is without the FELCHING drug.

I am an active member of a PENISBIRD tourette syndrome DILDO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BASTARD the DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! public view of Tourettes as a "WALRUS SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CROTCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DONKEY PUNCHER sorry for PISS "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM this that really GO COUNT YOUR DICK annoys me. I am working towards a SCUMBAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NEGRO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FELCHING, and making fun of a SPICY CUNT FUCK horrible disorder is (not) HOLY DUMB FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK time.

Best BALLS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHOAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a KOREA LOVER byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. GIVING HEAD Regards to Andrew PUSSY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The BULLCRAP bastard who wrote this article. You can MOTHERFUCKER punch him if you CUM want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNTBUCKET saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my SHITHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TWAT and SHITFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JENKEM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PEARL NECKLACE HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How MONKEY BALLS to CHINK cure ALEX TREBEK the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY Tourette's DILDO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TIT SPRINKLES for DIPSHIT Tourette's HELL Syndrome GIVING HEAD is FROG'S FAT ASS following DICK these BIRD SHIT rules YUKY DOODY in FROG order:

1: Avoid SHITFACE immature TARTAR SAUCE little JACK OFF kids,
2: Count to DAMN within WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! 10 ASSWIPEseconds,
3: Do not open your COON SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE nor COCKSMOKER talk,
4: Tell PIECE OF SHIT yourself you MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE don't DAMMIT have FUCKWIT this DAMN disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WITH NASTY LET'S SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FRENCH TICKLER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw WANK!

I fucking put SCROTUM' my comment at the TOP OF THE NAZI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSHOLE the TOP OF RAPE THIS DYKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NECROPHILIA offensive. IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! . I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITE people who try AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! to battle SCUMBUCKET'CROTCH that tight-ass STEVE BALLMER 17-year-JAP—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BIRD IN THE HOUSE it now, but someone said FUCK YOU' DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUGFUCK is a laughing DAMNATION matter. Plus there ASSCRACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT OUT OF MY DICK Uncyclopedia, there are FELCHING articles CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACK OFF stuff. So DONKEY DICK that means SHIT stop getting mad at the BOOBS first part too and CUNT talking about the PENIS letter that it's YOU SUCK BALLS mocking (what SHITE letter? I don't even know what NAZI the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOZILLA FIREFOX hi self AY-AY-AY even made a really BUTTFUCKER good point. "It's BULLSHIT nothing more MONKEY BALLS from a head nod to a RAT'S ASS knee tick". PEARL NECKLACE. Which I'll add DAMN IT onto DONKEY PUNCHER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that OSTRICH MY ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSWIPE be, because if I were a SUCK A BIG DICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PENIS ON A STICK hilarious. If you DICK CHICKEN Want facts, go on TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EPIDIDYMIS be offended, don't read CAMEL JOCKEY the freaking FUCK article anyway.

NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SUCK MY COCK MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SHIT JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER WANK

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TIT SPRINKLES SHITTY TAFFY FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK BUTT PIRATE CONDOMS FAGGOT YOU WANKER PISS YID NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FOUR-EYES FUCKBAG SPICY CUNT FUCK [expletive deleted] SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA ANUSCAKE CHIGGER CHOAD TITTIES ASSHAT MOLDY TITS TITTIES MOCCASINS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWISTY VAGINA FUCKTARD AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS BASTARD BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN WIENER DOUCHE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOUCHE CHOAD KISSER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP FROG'S FAT ASS DICKLICK SHITE DOUCHE DONGSHOVER WIKIPEDIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOT HEAD SACRAMENTO SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNTRAG NORTH KOREA FLAMING ASS BADGER O KURWA! 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CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S COCK CLIT BIG FOOT FLYING RAT'S ASS 666 ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ABO HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SPIC HAIL SATAN! HONKY MICK ASSWIPE BIRD SHIT DICKWAD BASTARD DAMN IT PICKANINNY ANAL DIABETES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BALLS JERRY CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMN JERRY BIGNOSE ORGASM WIENER FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT VAGINA DICKHEAD SHIT VAGINA PUSSYLICKER DUMBASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKFACE GOD DAMN WANK VAGINA COCK TIBETAN BUDDHISM MALARKY GOD DAMMIT HOSER BONER SOD CHICKEN FRIES NAZI [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] MARGARET THATCHER FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE ASS LICKER DOUCHEBAG ARSE DICK CHICKEN WALRUS SHIT BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN WHITE PEOPLE LET'S SHIT SALISBURY LAKE TITICACA WETBACK BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT ASSHAT ASS BASTARD SHITFACE FUCK OFF SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOD DAMN MALARKY CUNT NECROPHILIA YUKY DOODY CRAPMUNCHER POLAK BUTT-HEAD FUCKFACE FUCKER DOG FUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSCRACK DAMN THONG TASTER ASSBANDIT YOU WANKER CRAP ON A STICK NEGRO GOD DAMN DAMNATION BUTTFUCKER POLAK ASS LICKER DICK IN A BOX WIGGER DIPSHIT SHIT PRICK SHITE SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE GOD DAMN FELLATIO FUCKING SHITSLINGING SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST SUCK MY DICK RAT'S ASS SMILES DAMN FUCKSTAIN BASTARD BOON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S COCK LICK PUSSY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH NAZI JACKASS FAG ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP O KURWA! 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GANGBANG ASSHAT 666 ASS CHRISTHUMPER BORDER HOPPER ANAL CHRISTHUMPER BOON TITTIES DOG SHIT BALLS GANGBANG DIRTY SANCHEZ ANAL DIABETES VAGINA CRAPMUNCHER INBRED ASSRAPING HENTAI INJUN MAMA MIA KIKE BUGFUCK [EXPLETIVE] ALEX TREBEK JACKASS SAGGY TITS BUTTFUCKER YOUR MOM SEMEN REBECCA BLACK SHIT POMMIE YOGHURT CANNON FUCKING A HELLFIRE PISS ARTIST PISS WANKSPLAT COLGATE ASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SOD OFF CUNT FUCKSTAIN BITCH SEX BIGNOSE CHINK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MALL SANTA BELGIUM SPUNK SHITE ORGASM DICKFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP DICK SMEG PENIS GANGBANG SPUNK SHIT SAGGY TITS FUCKER BUGGER OFF YOUR MOM BITCH CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POMMIE FUCKING A TIMBER NIGGER DAMN RANDY TRAVIS TWO-INCH PENIS TITWANK ASSCRACK WIENER SHIT FUCKER SLOPE EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM RUSTY TROMBONE GANGBANG INCEST TWAT GRIS PENISBIRD BONER POMMIE FUCKHEAD HELL FUCKTARD 666 ART METAL PRODUCTS CLEVELAND STEAMER RAPE JACKASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA KRAUT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DAGO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PENISBIRD FUCKSTAIN FRAK SHITE JACK OFF ASS LICKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FLYING FUCK FEMADOM ASS ALEX TREBEK FUCKER ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT RECTUM RAIDER O CANADA POOPOO FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO BEANER HADJI NIPPLES ARSE DARTH VADER ASSHAT ASS LICKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SUCK MY COCK PIG HELL ASSHAT HELL IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCKSHITTER HONKY TITWANK DAMN FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BONER ASSHOLE FUCK OFF CLIT WIENER SHITE TWAT CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHE NI VAGINA [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ASS SHITSLINGING BRUSH MA TEETH FROG DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKTARD DIPSHIT POOPOO FRITZ WANKSPLAT NIGGER JENKEM FUCK FUCK CONDOMS PISS ARTIST BASTARD SEMEN BOB SAGET [Insert swear here] SHITSLINGING SHITBALLS PUSSY TOWELHEAD SHITCUNTING WALRUS SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE FUCK YOU KIDDY FIDDLER SOD OFF FELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS ASSHOLE FUCKER SHITSLINGING CLIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR COMMUNIST DILDO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CLEVELAND STEAMER JENKEM DICKLICK WANK RUSTY TROMBONE PISS ARTIST DAMN PISSHOLE MICK QUEEF NAZI JACKASS BELLEND NIPPLES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GANGBANG SHITBALLS [Insert swear here] PISSHOLE FUCKFUCKFUCK RIGHTS ASS YOU WANKER GENITALIA ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN IT FUCK YOU WANKER HOLY DUMB FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE BELLEND COCK FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER FUCK YOU BASTARD STUDENT PROTESTS PISS TIT SPRINKLES FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS BALL SACK CONAN O'BRIAN HELLFIRE SCUMBAG PENIS ON A BUN [expletive deleted] 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CUNT PRICK MAMA MIA BITCH BIG FOOT BONG WALRUS SHIT TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKTARD DIPSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITFACE FAG DONKEY PUNCHER MOCKIE FUCKWIT WANKSPLAT REDSKIN DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITHEAD BALLS MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITPISSER TWAT NEGRO FIRECROTCH PISS OFF FEWMETS GOOK CHICKEN FRIES MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST DICKFACE VAGINA SLOPE TIMBER NIGGER ASSWIPE FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME COCKSHITTER MASTICATION FOR THE NATION TITS ASSWIPE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITFACE WANK DICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INBRED MICK PAKI SHIT JIZZ BIGNOSE PUNANI DICK TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES YOGHURT CANNON BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SEMEN BITCH MASTURBATION TRANNY SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK WOODPECKERSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS TIT DIRT LENS CRAFTERS HORSE SHIT FENCE JUMPER BIRD SHIT SLOPE ART METAL PRODUCTS JUSTIN BIEBER CHIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY COCK ASSHAT FUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD DUMBASS MASTURBATION WANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JIZZ TIMBER NIGGER COCKGOBLIN WOP UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DAMN THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITBALLS WEHATEMARIO GRIS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ARSE ASSFACE RAT'S ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FELCHING BENCH PRESS DIRTY SANCHEZ LOGJAMMER CLIT WINDOWS VISTA PECKERHEAD FUCKHEAD BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER WILLY WONKA [expletive deleted] TITS DAMN IT BASTARD JACKASS ASSHOLE SNUFF PORN INJUN GYPSY SHITPISSER GOD DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK CHAV INCEST TAMPONS FUCKER GANGBANG POOPY PISS ARTIST FRIG NEGRO 666 NIGGER TITS BULLCRAP JACK OFF POLAK TITTYWANK DAMN FUCKHEAD FUCK PISSHOLE FELLATIO NIPPLES JERK OFF FAGGOT HELL FROG POMMIE HORSE PENIS PISS ARSE TWAT BOOBS HELL NIGNOG COCKSHITTER CUNT WANK DAMNATION FUCK YOU HELLFIRE SHITE FELCHING DAMN FUCK YOU SHIT NECROPHILIA SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? POLAK PEDOPHILIA TACO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS UNICORNS ASSFACE DIPSHIT MOCKIE CUM GOBSHITE COCKGOBLIN YOUR MOM Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELL and with the POTTYMOUTH and his FLYING RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which BLOWJOB while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BRUSH MA TEETH also


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