Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden CHICKEN SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKWIT or POOPOO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly LIKE FATHER LIKE SON in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SLOPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOG FUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LIMEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA KRAUT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GO HOME AND DIE utterFUCKance of socially BUTTFUCKER objectionable words).
SHIT Tourette's is INBRED not to be WANKSPLAT confused with DIPSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INBRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOT HEAD random FRED PHELPS disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU language, NAZI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS ARTIST HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ARSE souvenir shoppes and massive FRIG quantities FELCHING of ANAL DIABETES CUM garbage.
Darnit.
A JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Polite Note to the TIT DIRT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK YOU Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFACE article FUCKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKWIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INCEST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BULLCRAP.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FRENCH TICKLER Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE swear. You can SCROTUM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PEDOPHILIA TV, for always focusing on the NICARAGUA bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
- The main SOD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I'LL RAPE YOU involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HOT GRITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? knee FUCKING A NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CHAV no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUGARTITS school for JENKEM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SPUNK sufferers to become CRAPMUNCHER manically depressed and BUTT-HOLE commit JENKEM suicide.
- There is no CHIGGER cure, and the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK YOU tics often have adverse BELLEND side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna VAGINA perodol" which caused my entire FLYING FUCK body to go COON numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than POLACK it is without the DONKEY PUNCHER drug.
I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome CRAPMUNCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WIENER the SHITSKIN public view of Tourettes as a "PISS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSYLICKER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am TACO sorry for FUCK YOU "hi-jacking" your SAND NIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIPSHIT this that really FUCKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN IT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FRITZ, and making fun of a SOD horrible disorder is (not) JOHNNY funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! time.
Best PISS ARTIST regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply
As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your MEG capitalist society TIBET.
Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen
P.S. NIPPLES Regards to Andrew BULLSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply
As a MUGABE'S MOMMA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?
Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOUGHNUT PUNCHER saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are CUNNILINGUS and SHITSLINGING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRAPMUNCHER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BAND WITH 4 PRICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HONKY HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE
How SCUMBAG to HORSE SHIT cure ASSHOLE the FUCKWIT Tourette's BORDER HOPPER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment CONDOMS for SHITTY Tourette's CRAPFUCKER Syndrome FUCKER is HO following CLEMEN these SHIT rules KRAUT in DOUCHE NAZI order:
- 1: Avoid YUKY DOODY immature JOHNNY little COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT kids,
- 2: Count to ANAL within FUCKSTAIN 10 FUCKERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BALL SACK POMMIE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE nor ARSE talk,
- 4: Tell CUNT yourself you DUMBASS don't EPIDIDYMIS have DAMN this PENIS ON A BUN disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CARPET MUNCHER WITH NASTY COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the WANK last straw DAMN!
I fucking put POMMIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLEMEN the TOP OF SHIT THIS KIKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TITTIES offensive. COCKING FUCKBOROUGH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOOK people who try COCKSHITTER to battle BELGIUM'ASSCRACK that tight-ass ASSFACE 17-year-BUGFUCK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BENCH PRESS it now, but someone said FUCK OFF' POOPY SUGARTITS'JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DUNE COON is a laughing GINGERBREAD matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SEMEN Uncyclopedia, there are HI, BILLY MAYS HERE articles REDSKIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BEAVER stuff. So DICKLICK that means HITLER stop getting mad at the BOOBIES first part too and WOODPECKERSHIT talking about the PEARL NECKLACE letter that it's EMO mocking (what EXTRA LONG PENIS letter? I don't even know what DIPSHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSWIPE hi self BASTARD even made a really ASS LICKER good point. "It's ASS nothing more CRAPMUNCHER from a head nod to a FOUR-EYES knee tick". FAG. Which I'll add SCROTUM onto CONAN O'BRIAN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MONKEY BALLS suffer that NAZI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BATHING SUIT AREA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a BONER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BEANER hilarious. If you CAPTAIN CRUNCH Want facts, go on KRAUT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FROG'S FAT ASS be offended, don't read TOWELHEAD the freaking PISS ARTIST article anyway.
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DOG SHIT BOB SAGET CRAP FUCKTARD DICKFACE FROG FUCKING A YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKING PUNANI ASS LICKER SHITHEAD FELLATIO PIG GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK MOCKIE CUNTYMINTS DOG SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA OPINION MALARKY DAMN IT YID ABO WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKWIT DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY SHITBALLS COCKSUCKER REDNECK ASS FASCIST BITCH FLYING FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JERK OFF ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA PISS ARTIST CAMEL FUCKER FUCKER PUSSY JACKASS SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DELICIOUS CAKE ORGASM NAZI SHIT SPIC HELL ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JACKASS SHITFUCKER FUCKER WETBACK PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK RAPE SUCK MY COCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HORSE PENIS DAMNATION TITMOUSE SON OF A BITCH POLAK PISS ARTIST WETBACK FROG'S FAT ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS HAIL SATAN! NIGGER NIPPLES BUGFUCK SAND NIGGER FUCK NUGGET BAD MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFUCKER DAMN FRITZ BLUE PENIS! SHITFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS DOT HEAD JIZZ CUNTRAG ASSCRACK BOOBIES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DIPSHIT CLEMEN PENIS SHITSLINGING ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKWAD SHITBALLS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JUNGLE BUNNY HITLER SHITE BALL SACK RAGHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA BUTTFUCKER ASS BULLSHIT BASTARD SPIC KRAUT JUMPING JESUS!!! SHITFACE CHENEY MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSCRACK FUCK DYKE MOCCASINS I WILL KILL YOU! DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT PISS ARTIST CHOAD TURD GARBAGE DAY! BELGIUM ASS PEARL NECKLACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FROG NIHILISM FUCKING GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN OSTRICH MY ASS PEDOPHILIA COON DOUCHE FLYING FUCK BOLLOCKS CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT MASTURBATION DILDO FUCKHEAD SHIT PISS OFF GARBAGE DAY! FUCKBAG PENIS ON A BUN HOMO PORCH MONKEY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHAV POOPY SHIT PEARL NECKLACE BIGNOSE ASSBANDIT KIKE BENCH PRESS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INBRED [expletive deleted] MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HONKY TWAT DOUCHEBAG SCUMBAG NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! PRICK SHIT BUTTFUCKER HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN ASSHAT KAFFIR WARNER MUSIC GROUP O KURWA! PUNANI PISSHOLE GREASER FUCKFACE CHOAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT AUTOFELLATIO ASSWIPE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSBANDIT FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOU WANKER CUNTBUCKET NIGGER SHIT GENITALIA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TITWANK SEMEN CONDOMS CHENEY DICK FLYING FUCK WIKIPEDIA BASTARD BONER CRAPFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST INCEST SHITHEAD JIZZ DICK IN A BOX BASTARD SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF ASS SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ MALARKY HELL ASSHAT WANKSPLAT GOBSHITE WIGGER CHINK SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAPE FUCKING FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE MASTURBATION OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA CUNTBUCKET FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT PAKI BUKKAKE WANK PISS TIMBER NIGGER ASSCRACK DICKHEAD SHITCUNTING SUCK MY COCK YUKY DOODY FUCK YOU PAKI SEMEN JACKASS SHIT BONER FUCK BUGFUCK HOMO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITCOCK JACK ABRAMOFF CUNT BUKKAKE MONKEY SHIT CONDOMS WIKIPEDIA HOSER DUMBASS RAT'S ASS NIGGER KNOBJOCKEY CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER INBRED AMERICA ONLINE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSCRACK O KURWA! SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER MILF GOBSHITE FUDGEPACKER BASTARD GOAT DICK POTTYMOUTH FUCK OFF ASSCRACK FUCK YOU ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD KISSER COCKSMOKER GOD BLESS AMERICA DOUCHETITS FUCKFACE FUCKBAG RAPE ASSCRACK WILLY WONKA RICK MORANIS FUCK P'KANG SEX HAIL SATAN! GOOK CHIGGER DAMN CHOAD KISSER HONKY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOBSHITE SUGARTITS FUCKING BASEBALL GRAPE PENIS COON CUNTRAG DAMNATION ART METAL PRODUCTS HOT GRITS ARSE AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY NEGRO CLUSTERFUCK GOOK PISS OFF PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD TITTIES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DICKFACE BONER YOU WANKER JAP FUCKER BALLS SHITSLINGING PISS ARTIST TWO-INCH PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE POO POO BLOWJOB COCK CUNT BITCH CHRISTHUMPER VAGINA CHINK PENIS ON A BUN MASTURBATION MALARKY BUKKAKE BIBLE BASHER ORGASM KNOBJOCKEY ASSHAT SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLIDE CHINK DICKFACE EAT MY SHIT! BEAVER SEMPRINI COCKSUCKER PIGFUCKER CUNNILINGUS SPIC DIRTY SANCHEZ POLAK JERRY TWAT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GENITALIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN GRINGO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TOWELHEAD POOPY SHITCUNTING JENKEM REDSKIN HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! ASS FASCIST BUGGER DICKLICK GARBAGE DAY! REDNECK WALRUS SHIT BOOBS TWAT FUCKFACE FUCKER BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK DAMN JACKASS SHIT SHITE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI ASSWIPE WIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER JACKASS SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNNILINGUS ASS CRAPMUNCHER DIPSHIT SHITTY SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ DIPSHIT SAGGY TITS SHITE TAFFY FAGGOT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK [expletive deleted] REBECCA BLACK MOZILLA FIREFOX LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! 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JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BONER PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY JUNGLE BUNNY COON FUCKFACE BENCH PRESS FUCKFACE CHUFF GOD DAMMIT HELL DICKLICK 666 BENCH PRESS CLIT FIST FUCK O CANADA LET'S SHIT DICKHEAD CC PLZ ROSIE O'DONNELL BULLSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUCHING TITWANK FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS PUSSY POMMIE DUMBASS DYKE JOHN SMILEY FACE PUNANI MASTURBATION CHICKEN FRIES BLOWJOB TOSSER GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS WILLY WONKA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SHITFACE BITCH CRAP I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BAT FUCK INSANE PISS OFF SUCK A BIG DICK CONDOMS PIG SHITE WANKER FUCKWIT SAND NIGGER WIGGER DAMN IT ASSWIPE WANK FUCK DICKFACE CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER ANUSCAKE PIGFUCKER DIPSHIT BALLS CUNT SHIT JAP CUNTRAG BITCH SUITCASE PENIS SHITCOCK SHIT ASSHAT FROG ASSFACE ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TAMPONS BITCH ASSWIPE ASS DAGO SHIT BALL SACK SHITSLINGING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE DUMBASS FUCKTARD FIST FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT COCK DOG SHIT CROTCH DONKEY DICK BIRD SHIT BASTARD TITTYWANK RAT'S ASS BASTARD MAMA MIA SHITTY COCKSTUFFER WINDOWS VISTA DAMN PUNANI SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL PEDOPHILIA CONDOMS I WILL END YOU! DONKEY DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA MOCKIE SHITBALLS WIENER ASSBANDIT MARGARET THATCHER CHINK SLOPE DOUCHING PRICK PISS ARTIST PISS VAGINA RECTUM RAIDER EMO BUTT PIRATE FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS RAPE GOD DAMMIT COLGATE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COLGATE VENEREAL DISEASE SEMEN HEIL HITLER! FELLATIO PRICK FUCKING A SOD MOCCASINS BENCH PRESS DICKHEAD TWAT HORSE PENIS CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING A NIPPLES BIGNOSE VAGINA SHITHEAD BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK TWISTY VAGINA ARSE SHIT BITCH HELL SUCK MY DICK NIGGER BLUMPKIN LIMEY CRAP ON A STICK WANK ALF 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CRAPPY DILDO BULLSHIT FUCK YOU CUNT SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RAGHEAD FUCKING LET'S SHIT SHIT FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER PISS SON OF A BITCH FUCK CUNT ASS WANK GOD DAMMIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BASTARD SHITCOCK DAMMIT FLYING FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOG SHIT ANUSCAKE CUNNILINGUS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNT CLUSTERFUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RAGHEAD ASSBANDIT FUCKING SHITFACE SHIT FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD ASSHOLE SHITBALLS TWAT BUTTFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITCUNTING CUM DIRTY SANCHEZ BUGGER OFF RUSTY TROMBONE TITMOUSE CARPET MUNCHER ASSRAMMER JACKASS SHIT RAT'S COCK FRED PHELPS GOD DAMN DOG SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITFACE SOD REDNECK BUNG-HOLE SHITCOCK FUCKTARD GOOK BULLSHIT SPIC MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE CUNT SHITHEAD BASTARD CHOAD MAMA MIA FU SPANG NIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCK OFF SOD OFF GOATSE VAGINA GOD DAMN DONKEY DICK WILLY WONKA NEGRO BASTARD RAT'S COCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SON OF A BITCH FEMADOM CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLINGING VENEREAL DISEASE SCUMBUCKET CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPONS ASSHAT FUCKER FUCK DOUCHEBAG PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS CUNT JACKASS BASTARD TRANNY WIENER FLYING FUCK KRAUT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKHEAD PAKI BUGGER OFF CUNTBUCKET HOMO BIRD SHIT WIKIPEDIA NIGGER COON FUCKING FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK HELL FUCK ANUSCAKE CUNT YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT BALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOU BITCH ALEX TREBEK DUMBASS SUCK MY COCK ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES FUCK FUCKSTAIN O CANADA FUCKHEAD CUNTRAG CUNTRAG O CANADA HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! SHIT DONKEY DICK COLGATE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE EMO SCUMBAG BASKETBALL HOOP PISS ARTIST CHUFF GOD DAMN PENIS MACACA BOOBS SHIT DICK CHICKEN FRITZ YOU WANKER FUCK CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER CUNTRAG PUSSY FRIG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SEX WANK DOG FUCKER BLOWJOB BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS WIKIPEDIA BRUSH MA TEETH ASSFACE BLUMPKIN EPIDIDYMIS PEARL NECKLACE PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD FUCKWIT SPIC SIGMUND FREUD SHITTY URINE-GARGLING Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive NIGGER TITS and with the TOTAL and his ASS FASCIST of girraffes in which CHOAD while reading about ASSCRACK!!!!!!!!!
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See ANAL also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- NAZI
Article written in the style of its subject This article is SUCK MY COCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK subject. If you do not find it funny RAT'S ASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED PISS OFF ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BALLS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNTING ASSCRACK joke loses its humour JERK OFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CUNT ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FAGGOT ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT CUNT BITCH!!!!!I <3 COCK |

