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For those without FUCKING A comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CLEMEN neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BALL SACK, sudden SUCK A BIG DICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEMEN or FROG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GENITALIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TACO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUTT PIRATE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA YUKKY DOODY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNNILINGUS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PIECE OF SHIT utterFUCKance of socially SHITFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DONKEY PUNCHER television programs to address BEAVER Tourette's syndrome.

PENIS Tourette's is BITCH not to be FUCKSTAIN confused with PIG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PUNANI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOOBS random MILF disorientation, culturally-HEIL HITLER!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHAV outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACK OFF language, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSCRACK DOUCHE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BONER souvenir shoppes and massive BOLLOCKS quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES POLACK garbage.

Darnit.

A TOWELHEAD Polite Note to the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Author:

The WANK Tourette's BUKKAKE Research Institute was DOUCHETITS founded to MOZILLA FIREFOX.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFUCKER article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITTY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COMMUNION WAFER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POLAK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers TOWELHEAD swear. You can INBRED blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIKIPEDIA TV, for always focusing on the KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 bad side of a terrible FRITZ thing.
  • The main POMMIE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are suck my mothers involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SAND NIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS knee FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMMIT school for PISS OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA manically depressed and FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK commit FUCKER suicide.
  • There is no ASSFACE cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse NI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HADJI perodol" which caused my entire ASSWIPE body to go BALL SACK numb and JERK OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than RAT'S ASS it is without the YOU SUCK BALLS

drug.

I am an active member of a PIG tourette syndrome SHITTY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SUCK MY DICK the GOD DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "BELLEND swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TIT SPRINKLES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WIENER sorry for ANAL DIABETES "hi-jacking" your HELLFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK OFF this that really SHITHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TOWELHEAD, and making fun of a TIBETAN BUDDHISM horrible disorder is (not) DUMBASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HAIL SATAN! time.

Best CRAP ON A STICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “AUTOFELLATIO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. WANK Regards to Andrew ARSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The BUTT PIRATE bastard who wrote this article. You can WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? punch him if you WIGGER want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHAT saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DONKEY DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BALL SACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SCUMBAG and CRAP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT LIKE A HORSE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MALL SANTA BAND WITH 4 CLIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOD DAMN HORSE! BALL SACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BALL SACK'S HOUSE

How TACO to COCK cure DICKFACE the DAMN Tourette's GOBSHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOUCHING for BELLEND Tourette's HELL Syndrome BUGFUCK is FENCE JUMPER following FUCKING these HORSE SHIT rules SPANK THE MONKEY in DUNE COON order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITSLINGING immature 30 CASES OF PICKLES little DONGSHOVER kids,
  • 2: Count to JACKASS within NIPPLES 10 SEXseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITHEAD HONKY nor BUTT-HEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell BOOBS yourself you FAG don't FLYING FUCK have FLAMING ASS BADGER this NIGNOG disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SAND NIGGER WITH NASTY SPIC DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BALL SACK last straw CLEVELAND STEAMER!

I fucking put WARNER MUSIC GROUP' my comment at the TOP OF THE BLISTERING BARNACLES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKHEAD the TOP OF CHICKEN SHIT THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN IT offensive. JACKASS SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FLYING FUCK people who try BAT FUCK INSANE to battle CUNT CRAPPER'SCROTUM that tight-ass TWAT 17-year-PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITTING DICK NIPPLES it now, but someone said IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ' WIGGER INBRED'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICK is a laughing MONKEY SHIT matter. Plus there DAMMIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on LET'S SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHE articles BASTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NIPPLES stuff. So I'LL RAPE YOU that means MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKER first part too and BALL SACK talking about the DOUCHETITS letter that it's BONER mocking (what CHICKEN SHIT letter? I don't even know what DYKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian ABO hi self GYPSY even made a really SUNSHINE good point. "It's FUCKER nothing more BUGFUCK from a head nod to a INBRED knee tick". INCEST. Which I'll add FUCKING onto NECROPHILIA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TOWELHEAD suffer that DAMN IT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BATMAN & ROBIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIPPLES be, because if I were a CAMEL FUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN IT hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on FUCKFACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EPIDIDYMIS be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking FUCKER article anyway.

INCEST CHICKEN SHIT HAIL SATAN! POMMIE GIVING HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU CONDOMS SUCK MY COCK SHITE FRITZ

ASSFACE CUNT SHITSKIN WEHATEMARIO FELCHING SEX BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG SHITE NEGRO FUCKING JUMP! FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD COCKSMOKER PISS ARTIST BLOWJOB NIPPLES SCROTUM DAMN KAFFIR SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKTARD SHITHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD SHITPISSER CUNT SHITE FLYING FUCK WIENER BITCH FUCK NUGGET FRIG SHIT JACKASS INBRED SUITCASE PENIS ASS SHIT DAMN RAT'S COCK BITCH TAMPONS CUNTSWILLING GRIS COCKSUCKER MACACA CROTCH DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE ASSHOLE FRITZ COON ASSWIPE NORTH KOREA PENIS AY-AY-AY BAT FUCK INSANE GOAT DICK SHITFACE SHITE FUCK BITCH COCKSMOKER SUCK MY COCK DOUCHE NAZI FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FEMADOM MILF SHIT INBRED BOOBS TOSSER BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGNOG WIKIPEDIA RULES WANKER FUCKER ASSBANDIT [Insert swear here] FELCHMONKEY DAMMIT ASS GOATSE GOOK DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH CUNT COCK SPANK THE MONKEY KIKE DUMBASS NORTH KOREA BORDER HOPPER DAMMIT DOUCHETITS SPICY CUNT FUCK JOHNNY GOAT DICK BITCH MASTURBATION DICK TONY LA RUSSA DAGO TURD ASS ASSWIPE DYKE SHIT DICKHEAD GOBSHITE TOSSER JOHN ELWAY SMEG BOLLOCKS HENTAI AUTOFELLATIO DAMN FAGGOT MARY WHITEHOUSE HORSE PENIS DUNE COON LET'S SHIT BASTARD DIPSHIT GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY HOSER SHITSLINGING POTTYMOUTH HORSE SHIT DOUCHEBAG HELL ANUSCAKE PRICK BONER PIGFUCKER WHORE JACKASS SHIT JACKASS TITS & DICKS SHITCOCK TWAT CLIT GOD DAMMIT BASTARD BULLSHIT JACKASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MONKEY SHIT ASS ASSFACE PISS FUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK PRICK JOHNNY DYKE ASS BUTTFUCKER HO BASTARD WIKIPEDIA SMEG TITS & DICKS ASS FREEDOM OF SPEECH BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN BELLEND RANDY TRAVIS JERK OFF SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE HOMO DOG FUCKER CUM COCKGOBLIN ASS FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING BALL SACK DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITS SHITE ORGASM CRAP BULLSHIT HELLFUCKER BIGNOSE PENIS ASSHAT NIGNOG FRITZ SHITCOCK SHAKOPEE ARSE ASSHAT ASS FUCK suck my mothers DUMBASS COCK COON TWAT CUNT DIPSHIT BATMAN & ROBIN YOU WANKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GANGBANG BALLS CLIT DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA FUCKING SAND NIGGER DUMBASS CHRISTHUMPER SHITHEAD FUCKTARD FUCKFACE LIMEY FUCKING JUMP! FLYING FUCK TOWELHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DUNE COON GENITALIA COON YOU WANKER HELL FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GRINGO NAZI PUSSY BAT FUCK INSANE DICKFACE FUCK YOU SEMEN DAMN CLUSTER FUCK CHICKEN FRIES ASSWIPE MICK WANK GARBAGE DAY! ASSCRACK GARBAGE DAY! SUCK MY DICK WALRUS SHIT BOOBS O CANADA AY-AY-AY BUGFUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH VAGINA ASSFACE BLUMPKIN GOATSE CHIGGER FUCKER ASSBANDIT SEX LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER SLOPE SON OF A BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FAG DAMN POO POO BLOWJOB INBRED DOUCHE MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAPE DIPSHIT TAMPONS ASS SLOPE BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS FROG WHORE ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER DAMN PISS JIGGABOO FUCKHEAD CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMN ASS GANGBANG FUCK OFF SLOPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHAKOPEE GOAT DICK DONKEY PUNCHER TWAT JAP NIGGER DAMN SHITE BASTARD COCK FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK SPIC SHITTY QUEEF WARNER MUSIC GROUP DAMN BASTARD BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING A FELCHING CUM BULLSHIT TURD HELL SHIT MILF COCKGOBLIN BASTARD JIGGABOO FUCK HORSE SHIT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS JAP CUNT SHITFACE ASSHOLE FUCK OFF HAIL SATAN! ASSFACE PUSSY ASSHOLE PISS SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOZILLA FIREFOX LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DUMBASS BLOWJOB HELLFIRE COON INBRED RAT'S COCK FUCKING A DAMN SHITHEAD HAIL SATAN! JAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICK RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN SCUMBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN CUNTYMINTS CHAV BUKKAKE FLYING FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK FUCKHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOCCASINS DICKFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BONER BORDER HOPPER 666 WETBACK BALLS YUKKY DOODY ASS FASCIST JACKASS SHITHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK DAMN ASS SHITSLINGING TITWANK BLUMPKIN JERK OFF FUCKHEAD ARSE HORSE SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BIRD SHIT MALARKY SHITHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKING BALLS SCUMBAG NIGNOG GOD DAMN INBRED HOSER [Insert swear here] POO POO BLOWJOB SHITHEAD FUCKBAG DAMN IT FELCHMONKEY YID FUCK DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY DICKFACE RAT'S ASS POLACK JERRY COON ASS JOHNNY FIRECROTCH DICKFACE ASSBANDIT PIGFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS OFF MY ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSHAT CRAPPY DOG SHIT QUEEF FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAGO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUM SEX SPANK THE MONKEY DOUCHETITS PUNANI NEOPETS WALRUS SHIT SUGARTITS HENTAI WANK FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSFACE TAFFY FUCKWIT DOG FUCKER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER BUGGER SUCK MY COCK PISS ARTIST BONG CUNT FLYING FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP HELL HITLER INBRED FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD BUGFUCK MILF CAPITALISM COON DUNE COON CUNTBUCKET CUNT DICKHEAD SHITTY FUCKFACE TAFFY ASS LICKER FELLATIO PISSHOLE YID PORCH MONKEY COCKSMOKER PRICK DICKLICK YOUR MOM PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER SEX HO DICKFACE JESSE McCARTNEY SUCK MY DICK CUNTSWILLING CUNTYMINTS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN BOLLOCKS FROG I WILL KILL YOU! WIENER DOG SHIT WIENER HOMO OSTRICH MY ASS PASTURE RAT'S COCK BITCH JACKASS FUCKFACE TIT DIRT SHITFUCKER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PENIS MASTURBATION CLIT CUNT MALL SANTA BITCH ARSE POWERSHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHIT BUKKAKE DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH ASS LICKER SHITCOCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN FUCK MOCKIE QUEEF HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN BITCH DAMN JAP SHIT SHITSLINGING THONG TASTER GOD DAMMIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT DIPSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK JAP SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER PAKI GOD BLESS AMERICA MOCCASINS ASS CUNT ASS FASCIST LIMEY TANK MAN HONKY P'KANG DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER INCEST DICKHEAD SHITTY VAGINA FUCKFACE TITS TRANNY ASS CRACKER DAMN DICKHEAD NAZI DAMN IT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PENISBIRD BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN DILDO CAUCASIANS WETBACK DAMMIT DICKWAD CUNT DAMN FUCK A DUCK PIECE OF SHIT CLEMEN CLIT FUCKBAG DICK IN A BOX RAT'S ASS FUCKER HELL ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF ASSCRACK JERRY SEX ASSWIPE ART METAL PRODUCTS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SCUMBUCKET BELLEND ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NIPPLES COCK BRUSH MA TEETH FELCHMONKEY ASS SEX HENTAI POMMIE PEARL NECKLACE FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER SHITHEAD CLEMEN [Insert stupid word you just made up here] PENIS FRIG INBRED CUNTYMINTS SCUMBAG BUKKAKE REDNECK TWAT SCUMBUCKET EAT MY SHIT! HAIL SATAN! LET'S SHIT BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT ARSE WALRUS SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK YOU FUCK SHITSLIDE POLESMOKER ASS SHIT SHITCOCK CC PLZ SHITTY TENTACLE RAPE FLYING FUCK MONKEY SHIT FUCKBAG FEMADOM TWISTY VAGINA POMMIE WIENER ASSCRACK TWAT I RAPE WALRUSES! ALEX TREBEK SNUFF PORN PUSSYLICKER COCK DICKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT FROG BULLCRAP LOLCAT DYKE FUCKING GENITALIA PAKI YOU WANKER JACKASS ASSHOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MACACA ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKSTAIN CHUFF NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS GRAPE PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX RUSKIE JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER REDSKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT BASTARD BUGFUCK PROXY SITES SHITFUCKER FUCKING BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA YOU WANKER BORDER HOPPER CHIGGER ASS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH BUTTFUCKER suck my mothers DICKHEAD TWAT FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! HOT GRITS DOG FUCKER DAMN BITCH BALLS FRITZ NICARAGUA ALEX TREBEK BELGIUM DIPSHIT BEAVER RECTUM RAIDER FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK NAZI SHITHEAD I WILL END YOU! DOUCHING SHITTY ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOUCHEBAG HELL WARNER MUSIC GROUP NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CLIT SHITSLINGING ARSE PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER ASS RAT'S COCK WANK FUCK YOU POO POO BLOWJOB PIECE OF SHIT SHIT FLYING FUCK WANKSPLAT MICK ASS YOU WANKER BRITNEY SPUNK BELGIUM BELGIUM SHIT LIKE A HORSE SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHOAD PISS OFF CRAPMUNCHER BUTTFUCKER BITCH BOB SAGET SCUMBAG SAND NIGGER GIVING HEAD HEIL HITLER! PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SPIC FUCKING JUMP! DAMN SHIT CRAPFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FELLATIO FUCK DYKE FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST TWAT HOMO NECROPHILIA DONKEY DICK LET'S SHIT SAND NIGGER PISS FUCKING CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK TURD PAKI MONKEY'S UNCLE KIKE CLUSTER FUCK HELL BORDER HOPPER COCKSHITTER CHAV SHITTY MONKEY SHIT BASTARD INJUN GARBAGE DAY! TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN THONG TASTER INJUN BONG WANK WANKSPLAT CHICKEN SHIT BLOWJOB COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHRISTHUMPER DOUCHING SUCK MY DICK WALRUS SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE ANAL DIABETES PISS BULLSHIT suck my mothers DICKFACE FRAK FRENCH TICKLER BORDER HOPPER BASTARD CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMMIT BASTARD POISON IN TOOTHPASTE YOGHURT CANNON COON MAMA MIA BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS FIST FUCK ASSCRACK ABO FUCKSTAIN MILF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOUCHE FLYING FUCK GO HOME AND DIE PEARL NECKLACE ASSFACE PISS OFF MY ASS NIGGER NEGRO DICKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST POTTYMOUTH POLESMOKER SHITE CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE SUGARTITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TRANNY CAPTAIN CRUNCH TIMBER NIGGER YOU WANKER CUNTRAG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FOUR-EYES PIECE OF SHIT GIVING HEAD MARGARET THATCHER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMMIT HOMO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BIRD SHIT HORSE SHIT BALLS SCUMBUCKET BITCH DUMBASS LOLCAT WOMEN'S RIGHTS PENIS ON A STICK WANKSPLAT DAMN RAGHEAD PISS NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BORDER HOPPER CUNT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BIRD SHIT ASSRAPING BLOWJOB HOMO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK FUCKER ASS FASCIST YOU WANKER TIT SPRINKLES BASTARD HOSER CHOAD PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE MARGARET THATCHER BENCH PRESS GOD DAMMIT CUNTSWILLING DOUCHE TAMPONS BONG SHITBALLS CUNT HAIL SATAN! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKHEAD SHITE TAMPON IN MY ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK SHITTY OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA BITCH NECROPHILIA FRIG PEARL NECKLACE AY-AY-AY FOUR-EYES DICKHEAD NIGNOG PIECE OF SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SPIC JERK OFF SHITTY JESSE McCARTNEY FLYING FUCK JACKASS DICKFACE CLUSTER FUCK PENIS BOOBS DAMN IT WANK BOOBIES CAPITALISM EPIDIDYMIS DICKFACE SEX GOD DAMN FUCK OFF MARGARET THATCHER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NIPPLES VENEREAL DISEASE TENTACLE RAPE SHIT MOLDY TITS SCROTUM JACKASS SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRAPPY COON FUCK YOU SOD HOLY DUMB FUCK BUTTFUCKER WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGGER FUCK DICKFACE DICKHEAD BUGGER OFF PRICK BELGIUM CUNT HELLFIRE PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIENER TURD WIGGER ANAL DIABETES ASS FASCIST CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKTARD I WILL KILL YOU! ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN ASS GOATSE TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKFACE CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING A RAT'S COCK BONG SHIT ASSWIPE FUCKTARD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER NIPPLES NI HELL POMMIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TAFFY DICK CHICKEN JIZZ SHIT NIPPLES SPIC SHITBALLS ASS I WILL END YOU! DICKLICK HELL BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK WINDOWS VISTA FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO BLUMPKIN FLYING FUCK CHUFF SHITCOCK SOAPY TITWANK JESSE McCARTNEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACKASS PRICK FUCKFACE BALL SACK PISS FUCKSTAIN ASS CONDOMS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SEMEN NIGGER NAZI INJUN I RAPE WALRUSES! WEHATEMARIO CLEMEN TITS CUNTYMINTS FENCE JUMPER OH SHI– SIGMUND FREUD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HELL VAGINA PISS ARTIST HELL DOG SHIT CUNT RAGHEAD DICK DAMN BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH COCKSUCKER DUNE COON CUNT KNOBJOCKEY PENIS ASSFACE DAMNATION YOU WANKER FAGGOT BITCH WANK CHOAD KISSER TOTAL HELL CUNT DICK MACACA FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER MASTURBATION FUCKTARD NAZI RUSKIE ANAL SHITE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PORCH MONKEY POLESMOKER FLYING FUCK BALL SACK REDNECK DOUCHETITS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH TWAT GOD DAMMIT TAMPONS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY and with the SPICY CUNT FUCK and his TWAT of girraffes in which CHINK while reading about PEEPEE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSHAT also

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This article is NAZI funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FLYING RAT'S ASS subject. If you do not find it funny SHITFUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED BUGGER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. HOLY DUMB FUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHIT joke loses its humour ASSHOLE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so VAGINA ignorant, then you wouldn't have TESTICLE CHOKE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! WANK MASTURBATION COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TWAT WANKSPLAT!!!!!I <3 COCK