Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'SCRATCH! GROUNDER!'GANGBANG'BASTARD'BULLSHIT'OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!'ASSCRACK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CC PLZ look at the BASTARD talk page of this ASS article for notes or discussion before GOD DAMMIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOM DeLUISE neurochemical FUCK disorder MOZILLA FIREFOX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKER, sudden JUNGLE BUNNY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or PUSSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PASTURE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FLYING RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SACRAMENTO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER NIPPLES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous STRAWBERRY ASS utterFUCKance of socially CRAPMUNCHER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAPPY television programs to address BASTARD Tourette's syndrome.

KAFFIR Tourette's is DIPSHIT not to be HOMO confused with BELLEND Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying REDSKIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RICK MORANIS random SHITTING DICK NIPPLES disorientation, culturally-SHITHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SAND NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PEDOPHILIA language, SHITSLINGING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER SHITTY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DIPSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive DAMNATION quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES PISSHOLE garbage.

Darnit.

A LENS CRAFTERS Polite Note to the ASSHAT Author:

The DAMN Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Research Institute was CUM founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLUSTERFUCK article COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MAMA MIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or REDSKIN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAGHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about VAGINA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK YOU Tourrette's sufferers WETBACK swear. You can JACKASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DIPSHIT TV, for always focusing on the TITTIES bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
• The main DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SOD OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSBANDIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SUCK MY COCK knee BELLEND NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BLOWJOB no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JAP cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ARSE school for BOLLOCKS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become MOZILLA FIREFOX manically depressed and SON OF A BITCH commit SHITTY suicide.
• There is no WANK cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MAMA MIA perodol" which caused my entire RUSTY TROMBONE body to go CUNT numb and DICKLICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKHEAD it is without the JACKASS SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKHEAD tourette syndrome TAMPON IN MY ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the DIPSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKWIT sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your DOM DeLUISE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS this that really TWAT annoys me. I am working towards a JUSTIN BIEBER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TONY LA RUSSA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JIGGABOO, and making fun of a ASSFACE horrible disorder is (not) DOT HEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK A DUCK time.

Best SHUT UP, MEG! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNNILINGUS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “BELGIUM” Wen

P.S. ASSWIPE Regards to Andrew SON OF A BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITBALLS punch him if you FRIG want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSWIPE saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SCROTUM and WIENER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POLESMOKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS BAND WITH 4 DONKEY DICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BITCH HORSE! FUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKER'S HOUSE

How BRUSH MA TEETH to MICK cure RAT'S ASS the PAKI Tourette's FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE for VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's FELCHING Syndrome ASS is FLAMING ASS BADGER following BASTARD these NIPPLES rules TWAT in RAPE order:

• 1: Avoid TAIWAN immature JELLY BEANS little DAMMIT kids,
• 2: Count to DONKEY DICK within DICKFACE 10 BONERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BULLSHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT nor FUCKTARD talk,
• 4: Tell IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK yourself you SHIT don't BASTARD have HO this COCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WITH NASTY GOAT DICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITBALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKER last straw DUMBASS!

I fucking put TWAT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TAFFY the TOP OF PISS OFF MY ASS THIS CUM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! offensive. WANK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try BASTARD to battle BLUE PENIS!'RUSKIE that tight-ass DILDO 17-year-CUNTYMINTS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! it now, but someone said MONKEY SHIT' [expletive deleted] FIRECROTCH'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING A is a laughing UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY matter. Plus there DICKFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on AY-AY-AY Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN IT articles NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCROTUM stuff. So TOURETTE'S SYNDROME that means PISS OFF stop getting mad at the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! first part too and SHITTY talking about the DAMN letter that it's SHITCUNTING mocking (what CRAPFUCKER letter? I don't even know what ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian LIMEY hi self DUMBASS even made a really TITTIES good point. "It's SHIT nothing more CUNNILINGUS from a head nod to a SPICY CUNT FUCK knee tick". MOCKIE. Which I'll add ASSFACE onto D'OH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSWIPE suffer that HOSER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSCRACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to OH SHI– be, because if I were a BASTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NORTH KOREA hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MARCH OF FLAMES be offended, don't read MOTHERFUCKER the freaking I'LL RAPE YOU article anyway.

DUMBASS FUCKING A PUSSYLICKER ASSHOLE SHIT WHORE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKER HOMO LIMEY

JUMPING JESUS!!! BATHING SUIT AREA PICKANINNY BITCH FUCKER HELLFIRE SHITFUCKER WANK TAFFY GOBSHITE BOOBS FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU CHIGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EMO SMEG POLESMOKER RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE BENCH PRESS SHITFACE COCKSUCKER WALRUS SHIT ASS FUCKING JUMP! CROTCH CRAPPY REDSKIN GOBSHITE FUCK ASS FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH TITMOUSE GRIS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKWIT FUCKFACE SHITHEAD LIMEY POLACK CARPET MUNCHER ASSWIPE CANNED QUOTES ASS DAMN PRICK I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPMUNCHER FELLATIO SHITE SHITSLINGING FOUR-EYES SHITTY DARTH VADER COCKSUCKER WANK FUCKING NICARAGUA BOYCOTT VIACOM! ORGASM SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT CRAPPER SHITFUCKER DOODIE HEAD COCK FUCKWIT DOM DeLUISE TITTIES PUSSY RUSKIE BOOBS BITCH BALL SACK JACKASS JOHNNY SPUNK BAT FUCK INSANE ARSE CHOAD KISSER BONER FUCKSTAIN HOMO BUGGER OFF ASS SHITTY NICARAGUA ASS WANKSPLAT JUNGLE BUNNY GOATSE SHITHEAD SHITTY ARSE FUCK JERRY QUEEF BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO ASS COCK NIGGER BLUMPKIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH DEVELOPERS! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUCHING DAMN SHITSLINGING FLAMING ASS BADGER TITTYWANK NECROPHILIA PUSSY CLEMEN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JOHNNY PIXIES NAZI TIMBER NIGGER MACACA I'LL RAPE YOU WANK DUNE COON EAT MY SHIT! YOU WANKER DEVELOPERS! SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN DONKEY DICK FAGGOT SHITSLINGING PIECE OF SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! TITMOUSE TAFFY CUNT FUCKTARD ASSHAT BUGGER DAMN INCEST DONKEY DICK SEX SHIT ASS ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! KAFFIR O CANADA [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT CONAN O'BRIAN ASSFACE YOU WANKER ART METAL PRODUCTS WANKSPLAT HOSER FUCKER FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN DOUCHE SHITFUCKER DICK DOUCHEBAG CHINK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MICK FEWMETS MALARKY BUGGER FUCK PEEPEE BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN SEMPRINI BUNG-HOLE ANAL DIABETES FRITZ DICK PENIS ON A BUN DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER DICK FUCK DUNE COON JESSE McCARTNEY BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT SPIC PRICK SCUMBAG BITCH WANKER JOHNNY COON SHITSLIDE BUNG-HOLE SHITBALLS AUTOFELLATIO WIGGER CUNNILINGUS AAAAAAAAA! COCKSTUFFER CLUSTERFUCK PIGFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE TIT SPRINKLES pen0r PUSSY BULLCRAP 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS ARTIST BONG PISSHOLE SMEG DAMN BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS JESSE McCARTNEY GOD BLESS AMERICA FENCE JUMPER CLUSTERFUCK PEDOPHILIA JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT INBRED FUCK NIPPLES WANK POTTYMOUTH SHITE SAND NIGGER CHICKEN FRIES FUCKING YOU WANKER NIGGER TITS POLACK POMMIE WANK D'OH FUCKHEAD INJUN FUCKSTAIN DAMN BEAVER COON [expletive deleted] DICKWAD HELL PISS OFF FUCKER PUSSYLICKER DAMMIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BELLEND COCKSUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! YOU WANKER BOLLOCKS MARCH OF FLAMES YID GOATSE SCUMBAG FUCKTARD PRICK TITS HELLFUCKER DICK FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY SHITSLINGING BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK CUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHING BASTARD WANK BALL SACK DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RAT'S COCK EPIDIDYMIS BULLSHIT SHITTY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF ASS DOT HEAD SHITCUNTING PUSSYLICKER GOD DAMMIT POOPOO SUCK MY DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKING CUNT WIKIPEDIA FAGGOT FUCK PENIS BUTT PIRATE SUGARTITS SON OF A BITCH WIGGER TAMPONS NIPPLES DESU FENCE JUMPER SHIT LIKE A HORSE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT FUCKWIT TWISTY VAGINA FUCK SHITE PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCK NUGGET SHITCUNTING CLEMEN DICKHEAD SEX FUCKTARD FUCK SEMEN WALRUS SHIT MILF AUTOFELLATIO CROTCH HELL SHIT FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING CLIT TAMPONS DAGO FUCK ASSHOLE WANKER ASS SHITFUCKER DAMMIT TURD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTRAG SAND NIGGER SPUNK FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH BELLEND CROTCH GOOK CAMEL FUCKER AY-AY-AY RAT'S ASS BALLS ASS NIGGER TITS FRIG CLIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKER ASS TITTIES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS FASCIST ASS BONER JACK ABRAMOFF PRICK JACKASS SHIT BITCH MONKEY SHIT FRENCH TICKLER MOZILLA FIREFOX JESSE McCARTNEY JIZZ CLUSTERFUCK HEIL HITLER! COCKSUCKER PORCH MONKEY SEMEN SUCK MY COCK SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD TWO-INCH PENIS HELL JENKEM HELL ASSWIPE BRUSH MA TEETH ASS JIZZ REBECCA BLACK ALF TITS INBRED NIGGER CLIT RAT'S ASS INCEST CUNT CHOAD FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY WANK CUNT ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING EMO FUCKBAG CRAPMUNCHER REDEEMING VALUE PORCH MONKEY ICE CREAM FELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TITS & DICKS BITCH BEANER BUGGER NIGGER RAT'S COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD CONDOMS CLEVELAND STEAMER SPICY CUNT FUCK YOUR MOM BUGFUCK CHAV BOOBS BULLSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! FAG MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY HOSER CRAP ON A STICK WANK CUM ANUSCAKE SHITE ASSFACE FEWMETS SHITHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL JACKASS ASSWIPE DICKHEAD ANUSCAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S ASS ASS FASCIST TITS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WANKSPLAT BULLSHIT CLIT BUGGER OFF SCUMBAG SUCK MY DICK CRAP BALL SACK SUITCASE PENIS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK FELCHMONKEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSHOLE HELL KIKE BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKWIT SHIT WIGGER ASSCRACK BASTARD BOLLOCKS pen0r FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKBAG CHENEY DIPSHIT TURD YOU WANKER DAMN IT CHOAD GYPSY FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOCCASINS MOZILLA FIREFOX TWAT FUCKING FUCK SEX SUCK A BIG DICK DUMBASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PUSSYLICKER DICK IN A BOX WIGGER BOOBS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS MOTHERFUCKER CUNTYMINTS DOODIE HEAD KITTENS FUCK ASSHAT POOPOO ASSHAT NEGRO MASTURBATION SCUMBUCKET ASSHOLE DICK CUNT WOP NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CANNED QUOTE SHITSLINGING DICKFACE SOD STRAWBERRY ASS ASSRAPING CLEMEN MOCCASINS SHITSKIN ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WEHATEMARIO SPUNK BOON CHOAD FUCKTARD INCEST DILDO POTTYMOUTH CUNTRAG ASS MARCH OF FLAMES MOTHERFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HONKY SLOPE POLAK SHITFACE DEVELOPERS! CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER SCUMBAG PICKANINNY FUCKSTAIN ARSEBADGERS DICKHEAD DOG FUCKER INCEST RAT'S COCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BALLS SLOPE BITCH FUCKWIT ASS ASS MONKEY SHIT MOCCASINS CUNT CRAPPER LIMEY DAMN ASSCRACK BIRD SHIT STEVE BALLMER NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FROG'S FAT ASS GRINGO YOU WANKER FUCK FUCK A DUCK DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHAKOPEE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES FENCE JUMPER NECROPHILIA DICK IN A BOX FUCKER ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKER HOSER WANKER FASHION BUG MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHEBAG DIPSHIT SOD OFF ASSHAT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GOD DAMN YOU WANKER PUSSY WIENER CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUCHE INBRED SHIT FUCK OFF SHITTY SHITHEAD TITWANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKER CUNTSWILLING HENTAI ART METAL PRODUCTS EUROIPODS HITLER BASKETBALL HOOP BLUMPKIN BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FLYING FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK A DUCK INBRED GRINGO ASSWIPE LAKE TITICACA BUGGER SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE MICK OH SHI– PUSSY MOCCASINS DICKLICK FUCKTARD MOCCASINS JAP MONKEY SHIT WIENER CUNT CUM AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT ASSCRACK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN SUCK MY DICK BOOBS DAMN JACKASS SHIT PISS ARTIST PEDOPHILIA RICK MORANIS MOLDY TITS SHITE FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHAT HAIL SATAN! AY-AY-AY AUTOFELLATIO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BUKKAKE SHITPISSER FEWMETS ANAL PUSSY TITS CHENEY SHITSLINGING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! BONER SHITBALLS TURD PENIS ON A STICK TWAT HORSE PENIS SHITBALLS COCKSTUFFER SHITBALLS WOMEN'S RIGHTS YOU WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK SHIT POOPY HITLER YOU WANKER TWISTY VAGINA DILDO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SOD OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT FUCKFACE AY-AY-AY KRAUT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER BIG FOOT COON PISS ARTIST FOUR-EYES GOAT DICK TOWELHEAD SUCK MY DICK AY-AY-AY BOOBS LOGJAMMER O KURWA! TAFFY GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST PISSHOLE SHITFACE KIKE YOU WANKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY DONKEY DICK GOBSHITE CRAP ON A STICK FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO CUNT JOHNNY POLESMOKER ASSCRACK TITWANK CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY FUCKFACE TITTIES PENIS DAMN WANK YOGHURT CANNON DICKFACE SHITE SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! GYPSY FUCK YOU BONER SUCK A BIG DICK GOD DAMN PENISBIRD DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK HOMO NECROPHILIA REBECCA BLACK DONKEY PUNCHER WOP [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCKFACE FUCKTARD MOCKIE GOD DAMN BEAVER BUTTFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT CRAPPER SHITFUCKER FENCE JUMPER O CANADA ASSCRACK DEVELOPERS! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITE CONDOMS TITTYWANK TITWANK JACKASS CUNT O CANADA INBRED ASSBANDIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITHEAD FUCK FUCK YOU BULLSHIT SEMEN CLEMEN CUM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHOAD FUCKFACE PRICK DAMN DIPSHIT BITCH BOON SHOOP DA WHOOP YID SUCK MY COCK ARSE BITCH HEIL HITLER! BITCH FELCHING FLUFFY CLOUD DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS BOOBS CLEMEN CAMEL FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH FELCHMONKEY BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SOD OFF SOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX AUTOFELLATIO WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! KIKE INCEST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITSLINGING SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JOHNNY BONER DIPSHIT CUNTRAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CAMEL FUCKER PUSSYLICKER SHITE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKSTAIN FUCK STEVE BALLMER DOT HEAD HELL DOUCHE DUNE COON SOD OFF VANDAL DICKLICK DOG FUCKER BUGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN INCEST CAPTAIN CRUNCH NIGGER THONG TASTER BOLLOCKS JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSWIPE PEARL NECKLACE GOBSHITE WANK ARSE SEX VAGINA THONG TASTER JIZZ DEMOCRACY SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CLUSTERFUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COON YOU WANKER DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER INJUN I RAPE WALRUSES! GOATSE KAFFIR JACKASS SHIT JIZZ SHIT LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING TUBA TITS & DICKS CUNT SHITTY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS OFF TITTIES BUGGER TWAT WANK BULLCRAP SAND NIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTYMINTS SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

PEDOPHILIA VENEREAL DISEASE HADJI BASTARD DAMMIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TOSSER FUCK TOURETTE'S IS FUN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DIPSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS RAT'S COCK CRACKER HELL BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP DICK BULLCRAP SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH YOU WANKER PUSSY SHITE FUCK SHITPISSER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNT CLUSTERFUCK DOT HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DILDO NIGGER POLESMOKER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive AUTOFELLATIO and with the HITLER and his NIGGER TITS of girraffes in which [Insert silly non-swear here] while reading about POLESMOKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WOODPECKERSHIT