Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CHIGGER'WANK'DUMBASS'PEDOPHILIA'ASSHOLE'BOLLOCKS'PISS ARTIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FELLATIO neurochemical FUCK disorder HATE HATE HAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SPUNK, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NI or GOBSHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALL SACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SOD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PENIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITTIES MOCCASINS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ROSIE O'DONNELL utterFUCKance of socially SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BULLSHIT television programs to address NIPPLES Tourette's syndrome.

FELLATIO Tourette's is GOAT DICK not to be BIRD IN THE HOUSE confused with MARGARET THATCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS OFF random REBECCA BLACK disorientation, culturally-GOD DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTT-HOLE language, PISS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DONGSHOVER DICKWAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSTUFFER souvenir shoppes and massive PISS quantities LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT of ANAL DIABETES TITS & DICKS garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the CARPET MUNCHER Author:

The CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's SUGARTITS Research Institute was PENIS ON A BUN founded to FEMADOM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have INBRED Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NI article BUTT-HEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUGFUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance STEVE BALLMER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOOBIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LENS CRAFTERS Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK NUGGET TV, for always focusing on the BIGNOSE bad side of a terrible HELLFUCKER thing.
• The main CONAN O'BRIAN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSWIPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MONKEY BALLS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITHEAD knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PRICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PENIS ON A STICK school for NEOPETS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HEIL HITLER! sufferers to become FUCKBAG manically depressed and JIZZ commit CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE suicide.
• There is no MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the MOCCASINS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS OFF MY ASS tics often have adverse NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PICKANINNY perodol" which caused my entire GREASER body to go MACACA numb and FUCK YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK YOU it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICK the BASTARD public view of Tourettes as a "TITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for WANKER "hi-jacking" your DICKFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMMIT this that really RAT'S COCK annoys me. I am working towards a POLACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GYPSY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BALLS, and making fun of a DICKLICK horrible disorder is (not) LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ORGASM time.

Best KIDDY FIDDLER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RECTUM RAIDER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As PORTUGAL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen

P.S. DOT HEAD Regards to Andrew CLEMEN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The JIZZ bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you NIGGER want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JIZZ saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BORDER HOPPER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SPUNK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR and PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKWIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FROG'S FAT ASS BAND WITH 4 TURD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS HORSE! SPUNK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SPUNK'S HOUSE

How CONDOMS to HOMO cure BONG the ARSE Tourette's WIENER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FELLATIO for HADJI Tourette's JOHNNY Syndrome CAMEL JOCKEY is TACO following 30 CASES OF PICKLES these FUCKSTAIN rules BOB SAGET in BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature GANGBANG little PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! kids,
• 2: Count to BULLSHIT within HOMO 10 BULLSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHIGGER DUMBASS HOSER nor TWAT talk,
• 4: Tell BRITNEY yourself you YOU WANKER don't BONER have SONNY BILL WILLIAMS this YUKY DOODY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY GREASER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSKIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SPUNK last straw SHITHEAD!

I fucking put BOOBS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHETITS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? THIS FRENCH TICKLER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOG FUCKER offensive. NICARAGUA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try SAMUEL L. JACKSON to battle DONKEY PUNCHER'MONKEY SHIT that tight-ass PIECE OF SHIT 17-year-ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING it now, but someone said SHITFACE' DIPSHIT WANKER'SHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FRIG is a laughing PISS matter. Plus there RAT'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKWIT articles FUCKSTAIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKTARD stuff. So CLEMEN that means YOU WANKER stop getting mad at the WIENER first part too and ASSWIPE talking about the BANGKOK letter that it's HOLY DUMB FUCK mocking (what PUSSY letter? I don't even know what DIPSHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian DEVELOPERS! hi self CUNT even made a really JACKASS good point. "It's FUCK YOU nothing more BUGFUCK from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". FUCK YOU. Which I'll add TURD onto RAPE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANKER suffer that TUBA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHOLE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MALL SANTA be, because if I were a ABO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHING hilarious. If you FUCKBAG Want facts, go on ASSRAMMER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISSHOLE be offended, don't read FUCK YOU the freaking FROG'S FAT ASS article anyway.

GOD DAMN DAMN TWAT SMEG CUNT DARTH VADER WEHATEMARIO POMMIE BRITNEY FUCKHEAD

FUCK OFF SHITBALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD SOD NICARAGUA BAT FUCK INSANE TACO BANGKOK CUNT HELL CAMEL FUCKER YOU WANKER ASS NIPPLES BOLLOCKS BONER CHENEY SHITFACE BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSHOLE DICKHEAD RAPE CUM SHIT NIGNOG DAMN LOLCAT FUCKTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS CRAPFUCKER SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS SHITE JOHNNY FUCKFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMN IT GRAPE PENIS YOU SUCK BALLS RAT'S ASS BASTARD WIENER BITCH REDSKIN FAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YOU WANKER BOOBS ASSFACE PISS ARTIST DOUCHE NAZI WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! ASSWIPE ASSFACE FENCE JUMPER BULLCRAP FUCKING BALL SACK POLESMOKER DICKWAD FUCK COCK CLUSTERFUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH DIPSHIT DAMN ASS HORSE SHIT MASTURBATION FUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS SUCK MY COCK BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUNANI ARSE GOD DAMN FUCKER WANKSPLAT ANAL DIABETES MACACA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! NEOPETS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HAIL SATAN! MOTHERFUCKER FEMADOM SCROTUM GOD DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT THONG TASTER PUNANI GANGBANG SHIT TWAT FAG GOD DAMMIT POO POO BLOWJOB JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TACO ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NORTH KOREA SAND NIGGER DOG SHIT JAP NORTH KOREA CONDOMS SHIT SHAKOPEE ASS WILLY WONKA BASTARD PRICK FUCKER PENIS RAPE CUNT LAPPER FUCKTARD DAMMIT CRAPFUCKER FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! INBRED PENIS CUNT CUNT SOD OFF CUNT ASSHOLE GOOK BALLS TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE DOUCHETITS FELCHING JACK ABRAMOFF BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITFUCKER SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK CUNT SHITFUCKER REDSKIN suck my mothers FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY RAPE PEDOPHILIA RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING POKÉMON DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI GOBSHITE DAMMIT CUNT LAPPER GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD POOPY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN ASS SHITPISSER DAMN PISS LET'S SHIT SHITTY DEVELOPERS! GOD DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY HAPPINESS TOURETTE'S IS FUN PISS OFF COCK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING A TOSSER FROG'S FAT ASS ANAL DIABETES STEVE BALLMER SHITTY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FROG'S FAT ASS CLIT BULLCRAP SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH D'OH DAMMIT SHIT DILDO EAT MY SHIT! GREASER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY MILF DOODIE HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK SEMEN FAGGOT DAGO HEIL HITLER! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING KRAUT JACKASS KRAUT COCK ASSHAT BUKKAKE ASSCRACK WOMEN'S RIGHTS TUBA ARSE SHITFACE COON CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITE SUCK MY COCK CRAP PISS BUKKAKE CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CLIT SUGAR ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP KRAUT DAMMIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUNG-HOLE GRINGO FUCKTARD SHITE POMMIE BELGIUM KIDDY FIDDLER CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE CROTCH DAMN BASTARD CUNT LAPPER FRIG BOON HIGH WAGES HORSE PENIS SHITFUCKER ASS FROG'S FAT ASS I'LL RAPE YOU WANK GENITALIA INDIA HAS NUKES CROTCH JACKASS COLGATE SEMEN PUSSY GO COUNT YOUR DICK KIDDY FIDDLER SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION EXTRA LONG PENIS BEANER ARSEBADGERS BUTT-HEAD POWERSHIT RAPE CHIGGER FUCKHEAD FUCK WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? BORDER HOPPER SCROTUM FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! SACRAMENTO GOD DAMMIT CHOAD KISSER POLAK EPIDIDYMIS BEANER BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO PISS OFF POMMIE BUTT PIRATE WANKSPLAT NIPPLES POLACK WEHATEMARIO NIGGER TITS BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! MOCCASINS HADJI PENISFUCK ARSE COCKSUCKER JOHNNY SHIT CUNTRAG PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK YOU SHIT BUKKAKE DAMN POMMIE AMERICA ONLINE MARGARET THATCHER SEMEN TIMBER NIGGER TACO SHITE YOU WANKER CLEMEN PISS OFF WIGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SPUNK DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD CLEMEN JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN SEX ASSRAPING HORSE SHIT ASS HORSE PENIS NI SHIT BITCH FUCKTARD CARPET MUNCHER FUCK FUCK A DUCK JACK OFF BLUMPKIN COCK RAT'S ASS CUNT 666 NORTH KOREA FUCKING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CONDOMS PISS OFF FUCK POTTYMOUTH STEVE BALLMER INJUN CLEVELAND STEAMER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? VAGINA DONKEY DICK ASSWIPE PISS TAMPON IN MY ASS DOG FUCKER TITS & DICKS ASS FUCKSTAIN AMERICA ONLINE SUCK MY COCK SCROTUM TITS & DICKS PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER DILDO VAGINA PISS TESTICLE CHOKE CUNTYMINTS BAT FUCK INSANE DICKHEAD TITTYWANK PRICK SHIT TITS & DICKS MONKEY BALLS WOP TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITBALLS DIPSHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE TOWELHEAD BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF VAGINA BORDER HOPPER REDNECK GOD DAMN ASSFACE FUCKTARD DOG SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD SCROTUM FROG BONER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT ASSFACE FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY CRACKER MALARKY MARGARET THATCHER SON OF A BITCH KAFFIR ASSHAT POTTYMOUTH BITCH FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT ORGASM YID BONG HADJI MAMA MIA FUCK GANGBANG JACK OFF BUGGER FUCKER ASSCRACK FUCK SHITTY BEANER INJUN DAMN KIKE DIMETHYL GLYCOL SHITFACE PISS MICK DIRTY SANCHEZ WANKER PISS OFF SHIT FAGGOT ASSHAT YOU WANKER POWERSHIT CUNT LAPPER FUCKSTAIN DAMN POMMIE FELLATIO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICK BASTARD SHITCOCK SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY YID HELL [expletive deleted] INBRED ASSHAT FROG DAMN SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG HOMO SHITSKIN SMEG NAZI MAMA MIA HELL PENIS ON A STICK HO COCKSHITTER ASSFACE BLOWJOB BASTARD CLEMEN FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] BONG HELLFIRE FUCKWIT DIPSHIT DAMN FUCK SIGMUND FREUD FALSE BENSON LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT BASTARD BUGFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TOWELHEAD BOOBS SUITCASE PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS DONKEY DICK POLAK SHIT NAZI FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM JOHNNY BATMAN & ROBIN CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK OFF PENISBIRD SEX BUGGER OFF BONER SHITTY POMMIE REDNECK SHITE JAP KRAUT RAT'S ASS CRAPPY MOZILLA FIREFOX FLAMEVIPER SHIT TOSSER FUCK A DUCK MACACA SOD OFF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN ASSCRACK FUCKING TOSSER CUNTBUCKET CUNTING ASSCRACK KIKE FUCKING BASEBALL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BLOWJOB WIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MONKEY SHIT GIVING HEAD FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER SOD CLIT DIRTY SANCHEZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT FOUR-EYES NI SHIT PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH BONER PANCHEN LAMA AUTOFELLATIO [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS COMMUNIST DILDO GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT LIMEY TIT SPRINKLES SON OF A BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGGER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK PUSSYLICKER BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRAPE PENIS GOBSHITE SPICY CUNT FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK TWAT YOGHURT CANNON WANK FENCE JUMPER SHIT REDNECK TURD SHITSLINGING ARSE POOPOO CARPET MUNCHER BOB SAGET CLEMEN PEARL NECKLACE SON OF A BITCH SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITE RAT'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON GYPSY ASSFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT PENISBIRD ASSWIPE MICK DAMNATION WIENER FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG RIGHT WING TITTYWANK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITCUNTING SHIT FASHION BUG PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING JUMP! WIENER YID QUEEF NICARAGUA ASS HORSE SHIT GOAT DICK ASSCRACK CUNTING ASSCRACK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HORSE SHIT CHOAD SMEG DOG SHIT JELLY BEANS ALF BIRD SHIT PIG SHIT CRAP ON A STICK ASS LICKER SHAKOPEE BUGFUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK OFF SHITTY FLAMING ASS BADGER JACKASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRACKER DIRTY SANCHEZ ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BATHING SUIT AREA BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT NIGGER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POMMIE RAPE SHITFUCKER SEX CRACKER FALSE BENSON RAT'S ASS NIGGER ASSCRACK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF JACKASS BEAVER SHITFACE [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU JAP BUGGER FOUR-EYES FUCKSTAIN BENCH PRESS COON TWAT MASTURBATION BIGNOSE JAP DOUCHEBAG TAMPONS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DOUCHE TOTAL FUCKER CUNTRAG BIRD SHIT PUNANI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD CHICKEN FRIES BLUE PENIS! CHOAD KISSER JIGGABOO CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD RUSKIE HONKY DOODIE HEAD BASTARD PAKI COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHINK DIRTY SANCHEZ WEHATEMARIO TITTIES THONG TASTER SHITFACE DAMN STEVE BALLMER SHITCOCK COCK TWAT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TAFFY FRIG ASSHAT GRAPE PENIS PUNANI WANKER SHIT FLYING FUCK SNUFF PORN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JELLY BEANS ASS GREASER BAT FUCK INSANE MR WINKLER IS GAY FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS PISS WANK DICK YID FUCK MACACA CUNT MOTHERFUCKER I LIKE BUSH FUCK YOU KITTENS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TRANNY DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOM DeLUISE CLEVELAND STEAMER CUM ARSE SHITHEAD PENIS ON A BUN SEX DUMBASS SHITTY FUCKING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POMMIE TITMOUSE ASSWIPE FUCKFUCKFUCK NECROPHILIA DOT HEAD OH SHI– DUNE COON GOBSHITE COCKGOBLIN HELL ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOT HEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL DICKLICK FUCK OFF TIMBER NIGGER ASSHAT JACKASS FUCKHEAD JIZZ TAMPONS SHIT ASS DAMN HOT GRITS DIPSHIT ASSCRACK DAMN GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING WOODPECKERSHIT COCKSMOKER I'LL RAPE YOU JAP ANUSCAKE DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY CONAN O'BRIAN DOUCHEBAG GARBAGE DAY! SLOPE BUKKAKE FAGGOT DICKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS ARSE CHICKEN SHIT O KURWA! MOCCASINS FUCKHEAD HORSE SHIT PENIS ON A BUN FUCK PORCH MONKEY SCUMBAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK GRIS ASS MR WINKLER IS GAY DAMN DAMMIT GRAPE PENIS SHITE RAT'S COCK ASS GOD DAMMIT WALRUS SHIT CHRISTHUMPER SHIT FU SPANG JIGGABOO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FLYING FUCK TIMBER NIGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PRICK NIGGER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WIKIPEDIA WANK ANAL CUNT FUCKHEAD D'OH FRENCH TICKLER NECROPHILIA SOD YUKY DOODY PENIS PRICK RAT'S COCK CLEVELAND STEAMER ARSE FUCK FU SPANG BASTARD HOMO CUNTBUCKET DELICIOUS CAKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITPISSER HELL HORSE PENIS FUCKER YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTSWILLING FUCKFACE ASSWIPE FUCK A DUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITFACE ANUSCAKE FUCKING A GREASER NECROPHILIA RAPE SHITSKIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS {{USERNAME}} EAT MY SHIT! FAGGOT PISSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GREASER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK INBRED TWAT SHITHEAD YUKY DOODY DIRTY SANCHEZ SCUMBUCKET CUNTRAG FUCKING A NICARAGUA CHINK BASTARD TOWELHEAD STUB NIGGER NIGGER SUGARTITS WHORE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the FLYING RAT'S ASS and his JERRY of girraffes in which ARSE while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CLIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK