Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA'WIENER'TRANNY'SHITBALLS'SHITSLINGING'PUSSY'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PUSSYLICKER neurochemical FUCK disorder DILDO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOOBIES, sudden PISSHOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TOWELHEAD or WOODPECKERSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly REBECCA BLACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BONER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BATMAN & ROBIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKWIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS UP MY ARSE utterFUCKance of socially FRENCH TICKLER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first OPINION television programs to address GOD DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's is FUCK OFF not to be RICK MORANIS confused with FIST FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying [expletive deleted] chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHOAD KISSER random P'KANG disorientation, culturally-BELLEND-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING language, ASSWIPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCK TWAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOU WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive VENEREAL DISEASE quantities SHITHEAD of ANAL DIABETES BASTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A NECROPHILIA Polite Note to the SEMEN Author:

The HAIL SATAN! Tourette's TANK MAN Research Institute was CUNTRAG founded to FELLATIO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article WILLY WONKA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS OFF MY ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SPUNK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SLOPE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about YUKKY DOODY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GOD DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers DOUCHING swear. You can DIRTY SANCHEZ blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MICK TV, for always focusing on the NI bad side of a terrible CUNTING ASSCRACK thing.
• The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are YOGHURT CANNON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGNOG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHAKOPEE knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSHAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WIENER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSRAMMER school for DIPSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PUSSY sufferers to become JAP manically depressed and KAFFIR commit BEAVER suicide.
• There is no TAMPONS cure, and the DUNE COON drugs that are available to, "calm" the TIMBER NIGGER tics often have adverse STEVE BALLMER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire SHAKOPEE body to go RUSKIE numb and PORCH MONKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUKKAKE it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a ARSE tourette syndrome BUTTFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CLEMEN the NIGNOG public view of Tourettes as a "POLAK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK YOU much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKFACE sorry for THIS IS A RARE SWEAR "hi-jacking" your YUKKY DOODY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS SHIT this that really SHITSLINGING annoys me. I am working towards a TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELLFUCKER, and making fun of a CAMEL JOCKEY horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKHEAD time.

Best BONER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHOAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As TIANENMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BELGIUM in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. WANKER Regards to Andrew SUCK MY DICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The NAZI bastard who wrote this article. You can [expletive deleted] punch him if you JACKASS want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my BAD MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BOOBIES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN and JAP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WALRUS SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SCROTUM BAND WITH 4 SMEG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NIGGER HORSE! BOOBIES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BOOBIES'S HOUSE

How SHIT to GRIS cure DICKHEAD the FUCK YOU Tourette's BUTT PIRATE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for CUNT Tourette's HELL Syndrome DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! is FUCKFUCKFUCK following HELL these CRAPFUCKER rules LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT in SHITSLINGING order:

• 1: Avoid HELL immature INBRED little JACKASS kids,
• 2: Count to DAMMIT within COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT 10 SUCK A BIG DICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS YID YOU WANKER nor SOD OFF talk,
• 4: Tell FROG'S FAT ASS yourself you DONKEY PUNCHER don't SOD OFF have RAT'S COCK this JESSE McCARTNEY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WILLY WONKA WITH NASTY PUSSY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BOOBIES last straw NIPPLES!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE LOLCAT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MILF the TOP OF ASS THIS CHICKEN SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM offensive. YOU WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHING people who try BITCH to battle CRAPPY'GYPSY that tight-ass WHORE 17-year-CUNT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SPICY CUNT FUCK it now, but someone said TITMOUSE' ASSHOLE JAP'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FIRECROTCH is a laughing MICK matter. Plus there RUSTY TROMBONE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS Uncyclopedia, there are BLISTERING BARNACLES articles BULLCRAP about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING A stuff. So CHOAD that means BULLCRAP stop getting mad at the DARTH VADER first part too and HONKY talking about the YOUR MOM letter that it's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT mocking (what MOZILLA FIREFOX letter? I don't even know what 30 CASES OF PICKLES the heck you're talking about). Adrian PIECE OF SHIT hi self FLYING RAT'S ASS even made a really FUCK good point. "It's ASSHAT nothing more 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT from a head nod to a SCROTUM knee tick". FUCKTARD. Which I'll add GOATSE onto AUTOFELLATIO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JIZZ suffer that SOD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING FUCK be, because if I were a DAMN IT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article REDSKIN hilarious. If you SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAPE be offended, don't read MARCH OF FLAMES the freaking YOU WANKER article anyway.

JENKEM FUCKER VAGINA SPUNK MALARKY I WILL KILL YOU! CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER CUNT MOCCASINS

BASTARD CUNT BALL SACK DICKHEAD FUCK OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER BOON DOUCHING SHIT WANKSPLAT BALL SACK ASSWIPE PENISFUCK CHIGGER POLAK CAMEL FUCKER CRAPPY PEEPEE MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU SCROTUM FELCHING CLEAN DRINKING WATER SHITFUCKER ABO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT FUCKSTAIN CUNT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CUM SCUMBUCKET MONKEY SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE ASS I WILL KILL YOU! YOU WANKER JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHE WIENER DICKLICK BELLEND DONKEY PUNCHER GRINGO BOON PAKI BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE BEAVER FLAMING ASS BADGER WANK DAMN SHITFACE SUCK MY COCK BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN NIGGER BUNG-HOLE BALL SACK CUNT FUCKHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HUEY P. NEWTON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIENER CLEMEN HOLY DUMB FUCK SON OF A BITCH FUCK FIRECROTCH FAGGOT FUCK OFF HELL DONGSHOVER MR WINKLER IS GAY JOHNNY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOUR MOM SUCK MY DICK FELLATIO O CANADA CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHOLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BLUE PENIS! BELLEND TRANNY TOSSER DILDO CLIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING A DIPSHIT FIRECROTCH BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCROTUM WETBACK PISS OFF RAT'S COCK ORGASM YOU SUCK BALLS CHAV JOHN ELWAY TWAT BEAVER FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT CONDOMS DAMN LENS CRAFTERS MACACA RICK MORANIS GOBSHITE DAMN IT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COCKSUCKER FUCKFACE TWAT ASS [expletive deleted] HUEY P. NEWTON RAPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SHIT BOOBS FUCKTARD TAMPONS MOCKIE SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY CRAPMUNCHER DUMBASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUTTFUCKER YUKKY DOODY JAP FAGGOT ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN D'OH FUCKTARD TOSSER JACKASS SHIT CRIMETHINK DONGSHOVER JACKASS SHIT MOCCASINS BASTARD SCUMBAG COCK DAMN DUMBASS PENIS ASSHAT FRIG CANNED QUOTES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS OFF CRAP FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY HOT GRITS BLISTERING BARNACLES CLEMEN CROTCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HORSE SHIT INJUN JOHN ELWAY SHITFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKER CUM ASSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK NORTH KOREA BOOBS RAT'S COCK FEWMETS DAMN SECOND BALLS HELL NIGGER BONER MASTURBATION CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON RAT'S COCK PENIS PISS OLD CHRIST OF A BIRD SHIT BEANER CLUSTER FUCK FRIG DICKHEAD SHIT FUCKFACE TITS & DICKS YID AY-AY-AY CHAV GOAT DICK CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY DOUCHING PENIS CLUSTER FUCK TOURETTE'S IS FUN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD DAMMIT BOOBS BUKKAKE SHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BOOBS DOUCHE NAZI PORCH MONKEY CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER WANK INBRED WANKSPLAT PISS COCK SEX JIZZ JERK OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH SEMEN CRAP EMO FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER BIGNOSE ARSE SHIT NEGRO GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! ASS CUNT CHENEY DIRTY SANCHEZ MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHINK GO COUNT YOUR DICK JACKASS CHENEY PEEPEE JESSE McCARTNEY PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS COON WIENER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN ASSHOLE FUCKFACE WIENER CUNT BELLEND JAP SHITTY BUKKAKE COCKSUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COMMUNIST DILDO ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES PENIS ON A BUN ALEX TREBEK CLIT JACKASS PAKI JUSTIN BIEBER DUMBASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN PISS OFF ASS JIZZ PENIS POOPY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK POLAK RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN ORGASM FUCKING ANUSCAKE FRITZ MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT SHIT SEMEN FUCKING A SUCK MY COCK MAMA MIA CLUSTER FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY ASS CHRISTHUMPER WIGGER BASTARD ANAL DIABETES ARSE PISSHOLE PEDOPHILIA NECROPHILIA SHITE RAT'S ASS WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? RAINBOWS CLIT ORGASM SMEG FUCK YOU JACK ABRAMOFF PIECE OF SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT LAPPER BONER VENEREAL DISEASE SHITCOCK SHAKOPEE JACKASS GENITALIA DICKHEAD WOP SHITHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOD DAMN SIGMUND FREUD BUTT PIRATE PENISBIRD CLUSTER FUCK BALL SACK RAT'S ASS KRAUT TAMPONS SUGAR JACKASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NIGGER TITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING DAMN TEDDY BEARS WANK JENKEM GOD DAMN DAMN ASS FASCIST BOLLOCKS SUCK MY COCK BITCH GOD DAMN SHITE LAKE TITICACA RECTUM RAIDER CLEVELAND STEAMER HAIL SATAN! PAKI BEANER EPIDIDYMIS BALLS HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN DAMN IT KNOBJOCKEY TITTIES GANGBANG RAT'S ASS suck my mothers ASS LICKER TITTYWANK JOHNNY BITCH NIGGER 666 PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD SHIT SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMMIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITTIES SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK INCEST FUCKING A WILLY WONKA DUNE COON DUMBASS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SHITE CUNTRAG KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PISS ARTIST COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK CHOAD FREE ELECTIONS DOUCHE TOTAL WANK SHITSLINGING BEAVER NICARAGUA PICKANINNY JERK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER BULLSHIT QUEEF SHITFUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ARSEBADGERS HITLER BULLSHIT DOUCHING SHITFUCKER MALARKY INJUN FUCK WANK ANAL DIABETES ANAL DIABETES LAKE TITICACA TIT DIRT FUCKING GOD DAMMIT COCKGOBLIN ASSCRACK ASS DAMN POMMIE FUCKBAG COMMUNIST DILDO MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOD DAMN FUCK OFF GRINGO FUCK SHITTY RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG BEANER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BASTARD BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKFACE TURD POMMIE SHIT TURD DIPSHIT FUCK TIMBER NIGGER LOGJAMMER PEDOPHILIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TWO-INCH PENIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD ASSFACE ASSHAT COCK FUCKHEAD TITTIES AUTOFELLATIO DOM DeLUISE YID JIZZ DUMBASS FRIG SAMUEL L. JACKSON WALRUS SHIT BUNG-HOLE CUNTSWILLING MONKEY SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING JUMP! MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY HOSER CHENEY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS KIDDY FIDDLER POLACK NIGGER MILF PUSSYLICKER VAGINA CAUCASIANS COCKSUCKER TACO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BOLLOCKS BLUMPKIN PENIS DICKHEAD DAMN BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN JACKASS COON CRAPFUCKER FUCKING QUEEF KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH MALL SANTA SHITFUCKER BOOBIES ANUSCAKE BULLSHIT POLAK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN BITCH PISS DAMN DIPSHIT EPIDIDYMIS HELL CANNED QUOTE GREASER COON TITS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FELLATIO GOD DAMN COCK DAMNATION BUKKAKE D'OH BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER FUCKHEAD PUSSY ASSHAT CRAP TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKFACE PENIS CHOAD I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN PUSSY TITTIES TURD JOHN ELWAY DOUCHE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DAMN STRAWBERRY ASS DICKFACE KOREA LOVER FUCKFACE DICK ASSWIPE COON GINGERBREAD O KURWA! CUNT DIPSHIT BITCH DAMN BUDDHISM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN CLEMEN GENITALIA ASS ALEX TREBEK JACKASS SHIT OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LET'S SHIT BUGGER OFF SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHOAD KISSER PRICK DAMMIT ASSHOLE FRENCH TICKLER LIMEY INCEST FRAK TOSSER MONKEY'S UNCLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANKER CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSFACE BALLS [expletive deleted] DICKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN IT SHIT RUSKIE BOOBS SCUMBAG NIGNOG ROSIE O'DONNELL DOUCHE SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU DARTH VADER SHITSLINGING SMEG I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM PROXY SITES SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS BUKKAKE CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS CUNT FUCK RAPE BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOOK 666 BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ PENISBIRD POTTYMOUTH KAFFIR ABO FUCK D'OH CRAP DILDO BUTT PIRATE NIPPLES DIRTY SANCHEZ VAGINA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK YOU POOPY ALF SHIT DILDO ANAL DIABETES KIDDY FIDDLER AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO SPANK THE MONKEY GANGBANG DAMN GOD DAMN SNUFF PORN I AM CORNHOLIO! MILF PISSHOLE DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER TITS NAZI TACO SOD OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSCRACK FELCHING RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUGFUCK SAND NIGGER NIGNOG FUCK LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN TWAT DICKFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BONER TITS & DICKS PENIS PEDOPHILIA COCK DIPSHIT KNOBJOCKEY WIKIPEDIA CAMEL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING TRANNY DONKEY DICK BUGGER OFF CUNT ASSWIPE DYKE RAT'S ASS TITTIES SNUFF PORN HOSER COCKSTUFFER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE WANK DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG CUNTBUCKET ARSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PUNANI RAPE GOD DAMN EPIDIDYMIS REDSKIN FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WIENER I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MICK CLEVELAND STEAMER DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHING DICKHEAD PRICK SHIT TOWELHEAD FUCK YOU TAMPONS DAMN SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH ASSHAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNTRAG BASTARD JOHN ELWAY GOD BLESS AMERICA LOLCAT DYKE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SAND NIGGER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK A DUCK NAZI CRIMETHINK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS FUCKING DELICIOUS CAKE AUTOFELLATIO PISS DAMN ASSHAT BONER SHITTY DOUCHING YOU WANKER DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT HELL EXTRA LONG PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS UP MY ARSE SHIT WIENER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSCRACK SUITCASE PENIS DELICIOUS CAKE BASTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ANAL MARGARET THATCHER ASS FUCK YOU WETBACK FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN FELCHING GOD DAMMIT DAMN TIMBER NIGGER PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH FUCKER CRAP BORDER HOPPER INBRED RAT'S ASS SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER RUSTY TROMBONE INBRED FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE CARPET MUNCHER JERK OFF GOATSE THONG TASTER BITCH CUNT GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER SHIT INBRED BLOWJOB FAGGOT HELLFIRE HORSE PENIS SHITE ART METAL PRODUCTS YOU WANKER COCK FUCKFACE ASSHAT ABO SPICY CUNT FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY PENIS BOB SAGET DUMBASS RAT'S COCK SEX PEDOPHILIA WALRUS SHIT PISS DUMBASS YOGHURT CANNON KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 NIPPLES BEANER QUEEF HELL THONG TASTER FRED PHELPS FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PIG SHIT CLEMEN BITCH GYPSY HELL FUCKER DOUCHETITS FLYING FUCK KRAUT GOD DAMN JOHNNY SCUMBAG TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT CHAV PISS ARTIST WANK CARPET MUNCHER ASSCRACK DOUCHE HADJI WANK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCKFUCKFUCK TAFFY COCKSTUFFER BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHAKOPEE JACKASS DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT ANAL LET'S SHIT SEX NECROPHILIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS CRAPPY BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMN FUCKER FELCHING BUKKAKE YOUR MOM ABO LIMEY MASTURBATION HELL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TOSSER GOD DAMN O CANADA HOMO FUCK GARBAGE DAY! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUGGER OFF DUMBASS GOBSHITE NIPPLES HORSE PENIS SHITFACE CARPET MUNCHER SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MALARKY GYPSY FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLESSED DAMN SAINT EMO BASTARD DUMBASS 666 IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

CHOAD DUMBASS WANKER CHICKEN FRIES WANK NICARAGUA RAGHEAD [Insert stupid word you just made up here] RUSTY TROMBONE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BAD MOTHERFUCKER BALLS YOU WANKER MASTURBATION FUCK A DUCK WANK PISS ARTIST ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ BONER FUCK YOU BUTT-HOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER ASS JACKASS SHIT FLYING FUCK CHRISTHUMPER DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH CUNT SHITSLINGING BRITNEY ASSHAT RECTUM RAIDER SHITE CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBUCKET CUNT FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN EMO WOODPECKERSHIT PICKANINNY WETBACK LOLCAT DICKLICK PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER SUCK MY DICK DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YOU CLEMEN MALARKY PORCH MONKEY HONKY NI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE BUTT-HEAD RAPE DAMN ANAL GOD DAMN SHIT SHIT BLOWJOB CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHETITS ASSHOLE Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HADJI and with the GENITALIA and his BEANER of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about RAGHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOUCHE NAZI also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• YUKKY DOODY

Article written in the style of its subject This article is JENKEM funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PISS UP MY ARSE subject. If you do not find it funny CUNT, it is probably because you are an INBRED POTTYMOUTH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKHEAD joke loses its humour CAMEL JOCKEY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CC PLZ ignorant, then you wouldn't have LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BEAVER CUNTYMINTS NECROPHILIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PRICK!!!!!I <3 COCK

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