Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'FUCKING'SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM'NECROPHILIA'BEAVER'FRED PHELPS'FLUFFY CLOUD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a POLACK look at the I AM CORNHOLIO! talk page of this FRIG article for notes or discussion before FELCHING editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK YOU neurochemical FUCK disorder JACK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMN, sudden ASS FASCIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or DAMN IT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSRAMMER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAGHEAD CLUSTER FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BONER utterFUCKance of socially DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANK television programs to address FUCKFACE Tourette's syndrome.

PISSHOLE Tourette's is TITS & DICKS not to be DICKHEAD confused with FRAK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACKASS random MOZILLA FIREFOX disorientation, culturally-O CANADA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SCUMBAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOYCOTT VIACOM! language, NECROPHILIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MASTURBATION souvenir shoppes and massive DOT HEAD quantities CHIGGER of ANAL DIABETES FAG garbage.

Darnit.

A CROTCH Polite Note to the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Author:

The YOU WANKER Tourette's FUCK YOU Research Institute was SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD founded to I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WEHATEMARIO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST article DOUCHETITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOLDY TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or [Insert yet another person's name here] changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance EAT MY SHIT!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS SHIT swear. You can FEMADOM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSFACE TV, for always focusing on the O CANADA bad side of a terrible HO thing.
• The main I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMMIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DUNE COON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GENITALIA knee QUEEF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is O CANADA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DARTH VADER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POTTYMOUTH school for FUCKSTAIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIGGER sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and POTTYMOUTH commit ASSCRACK suicide.
• There is no FUCKHEAD cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SEMEN tics often have adverse ASSHAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK MY COCK perodol" which caused my entire NORTH KOREA body to go FUCKWIT numb and TIT SPRINKLES basically made it NIGGA! worse than WOMEN'S RIGHTS it is without the FELCHING drug.

I am an active member of a FUDGEPACKER tourette syndrome CLUSTER FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT the JIGGABOO public view of Tourettes as a "SEMEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BEAVER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PIECE OF SHIT sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PUSSY this that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PEDOPHILIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I AM CORNHOLIO!, and making fun of a DONGSHOVER horrible disorder is (not) PISS OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GO HOME AND DIE time.

Best ARSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an AAAAAAAAA! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your KOREA LOVER capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. EXTRA LONG PENIS Regards to Andrew FALSE BENSON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The BULLSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGGER punch him if you HELL want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I'LL RAPE YOU saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my ANAL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HELL and BUTTFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHOAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SIGMUND FREUD BAND WITH 4 BUTT-HOLE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNTYMINTS HORSE! GOD DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMN'S HOUSE

How ASSWIPE to ARSE cure CANDY the PRICK Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING RAT'S ASS for DICKLICK Tourette's HELL Syndrome RAT'S COCK is PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM following MY ANUS IS BLEEDING these DUNE COON rules SHITHEAD in POO POO BLOWJOB order:

• 1: Avoid ANAL immature BUTTFUCKER little PIGFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to BIRD SHIT within POLACK 10 BASTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD nor GOD DAMMIT talk,
• 4: Tell FENCE JUMPER yourself you CHALICE don't SHAKOPEE have FIST FUCK this JAP disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF WITH NASTY RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LAKE TITICACA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMN last straw PRICK!

I fucking put SHITSLINGING' my comment at the TOP OF THE JACKASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HEIL HITLER! the TOP OF FUCKFACE THIS TITS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FELLATIO people who try BOOBS to battle SHITFACE'DIRTY SANCHEZ that tight-ass CUM 17-year-COCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? it now, but someone said FUCKER' [expletive deleted] CHAV'JACKASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COMMUNIST DILDO is a laughing COCK matter. Plus there BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are HADJI articles SPICY CUNT FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNNILINGUS stuff. So DICKFACE that means [expletive deleted] stop getting mad at the SPIC first part too and WANKSPLAT talking about the PEEPEE letter that it's RAT'S COCK mocking (what DAMMIT letter? I don't even know what DAMMIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian STUDENT MOVEMENT hi self SCRATCH! GROUNDER! even made a really ASS good point. "It's FUCK OFF nothing more RAGHEAD from a head nod to a TACO knee tick". CLIT. Which I'll add ALEX TREBEK onto MACACA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JOHNNY suffer that KAFFIR much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BALL SACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CTHULHU FHTAGN be, because if I were a SPIC Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNTRAG hilarious. If you TITTIES Want facts, go on DIPSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll AUTOFELLATIO be offended, don't read SHITBALLS the freaking I'LL RAPE YOU article anyway.

YOU WANKER NAZI WANKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CLUSTER FUCK BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT BLOWJOB DICKHEAD

PUSSY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT D'OH GOD DAMMIT ASS ASS FASCIST SHITSKIN SPUNK DUMBASS YOU WANKER SHITFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKFACE YOU WANKER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CANNED QUOTE DOUCHING TITWANK FUCKING A BASTARD SHITBALLS TITTIES PAKI SUCK MY DICK SWIMMING POOL [EXPLETIVE] BUGGER PISS ARTIST SEMEN DOUCHE GANGBANG COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBUCKET FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT SHITFACE YOU WANKER NIPPLES FUCKING A BALLS BASTARD BOLLOCKS DUNE COON DICKHEAD MAMA MIA BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH ARSE SHITE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUGGER STEVE BALLMER COCK PENISBIRD HATE HATE HAT TWAT FELLATIO TITS & DICKS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BOB SAGET BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE MACACA SHITFACE FUCK ASS FIST FUCK PISS ARTIST BOLLOCKS RAGHEAD D'OH INBRED HO DICKHEAD SOD OFF NICARAGUA CUNT DIPSHIT BASTARD BLUMPKIN SCUMBAG JACKASS BULLSHIT POMMIE FUCK YOU JOHNNY BUTTFUCKER CHOAD PEARL NECKLACE REDNECK GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN MACACA POTTYMOUTH BITCH DARTH VADER QUEEF ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS GANGBANG THONG TASTER PENISBIRD FUCK NUGGET DIPSHIT SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK COCKSHITTER NI DICKFACE COCK WANKSPLAT DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CRAPMUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING SHITE CAPTAIN CRUNCH BOOBS GYPSY ASS ARSEBADGERS FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER LOGJAMMER DAMN ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT CRAPPY HONKY BELLEND DAMN IT DICKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INBRED BORDER HOPPER DILDO ANAL WIENER CLIT FUCKHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUTT-HEAD FUCK OFF SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES WETBACK CLUSTER FUCK PRICK MARY WHITEHOUSE BOLLOCKS FELCHING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICK ASS LICKER WETBACK LET'S SHIT SHIT BUTT PIRATE DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER DELICIOUS CAKE HORSE PENIS HELLFIRE WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT POOPOO ASS INBRED I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITBALLS DIPSHIT MICK MARCH OF FLAMES WHORE FUCKWIT SHITE FUCKING HELL GO COUNT YOUR DICK SAND NIGGER FIRECROTCH MALARKY TWAT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? RAT'S COCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKHEAD BITCH GIVING HEAD FUCKSTAIN BONER SAGGY TITS BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER LET'S SHIT DOODIE HEAD ASSHOLE CHUFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE TITWANK DAGO PEDOPHILIA DICKWAD PENIS SCROTUM BEANER ASSHOLE HENTAI BASTARD WIGGER FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD MOCKIE FUCKING WANK FELCHING NAZI AY-AY-AY GOD DAMN SLOPE SHITTY MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT FUCKING CRAPFUCKER DOUCHETITS JAP SHIT BITCH VAGINA FRITZ ORGASM FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE PORCH MONKEY FUCKING JUMP! MASTURBATION CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU JACKASS FLYING FUCK TITTIES WEHATEMARIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOM DeLUISE TITS PISS OFF WHORE BITCH BASTARD CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT OUT OF MY DICK MACACA POO POO BLOWJOB NIGGER TITS ASSCRACK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S ASS EPIDIDYMIS TITTIES ORGASM CUNNILINGUS CUM GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO WIGGER DICKHEAD BASTARD WETBACK TRANNY JACKASS ABO CUNT FENCE JUMPER TWAT FUCK PISS OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON NAZI BRUSH MA TEETH BEAVER GOD DAMN BALL SACK ASS MOTHERFUCKER WIKIPEDIA ASSCRACK NEOPETS PIGFUCKER CROTCH SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE GANGBANG FROG'S FAT ASS TALK PAGES CRAP ON A STICK DAGO FELCHING NICARAGUA FRITZ RAT'S COCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POLAK DICKFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SEX TURD FUCKER JERRY ASS FASCIST BULLSHIT PISS BENCH PRESS BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACK OFF ASSWIPE MALARKY DOUCHETITS BELGIUM DAMN KIDDY FIDDLER MOLDY TITS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKHEAD GRINGO PICKANINNY FRED PHELPS PIGFUCKER PUNANI CHICKEN SHIT TITS SHITE SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT REDSKIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSFACE SUGARTITS ASSRAPING JIZZ DOUCHE INCEST GOAT DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOB SAGET 30 CASES OF PICKLES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HADJI FUCKFACE GARBAGE DAY! CLUSTER FUCK NIGGER TITS ASSCRACK ASSWIPE ASS INCEST DARTH VADER POLAK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTRAG URINE-GARGLING SHITFACE TITMOUSE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PUNANI FUCK GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FEWMETS BELGIUM SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN SUGARTITS CUNT DICK CHICKEN PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCK OFF BITCH JENKEM SNUFF PORN CUNT BULLSHIT CHRISTHUMPER OH SHI– ASSHOLE HELLFIRE CHIGGER FLYING FUCK CHIGGER FUCK YOU FUCK SHITE PISS OFF GRIS BONER TWO-INCH PENIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE FRED PHELPS SHITCUNTING INCEST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH BITCH NIGGER HORSE SHIT FAGGOT SHIT FUCK DOG SHIT POMMIE FEWMETS FUCKTARD DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES ASS WIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK DOT HEAD YOU WANKER BEAVER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITFUCKER PIGFUCKER SHITSLINGING OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF NECROPHILIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GARBAGE DAY! ASSBANDIT GOATSE BASTARD BASTARD CARPET MUNCHER HO ANAL DIABETES DAMN IT TWAT SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK YOU KRAUT TACO PENISBIRD HOT GRITS PAKI SHITSLINGING FUCK SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT PIGFUCKER AY-AY-AY WIKIPEDIA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BORDER HOPPER FUCKFACE SEX SHIT FUCKBAG PENIS LIMEY RAT'S COCK ASSRAMMER LET'S SHIT DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK PEDOPHILIA FUCKWIT NEGRO TWAT CUNT NIGNOG PEDOPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK WETBACK NIGGER BITCH PRICK FUCK YOU OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKER DEVELOPERS! VENEREAL DISEASE SAND NIGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BOOBS DOG SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT BASKETBALL FUDGEPACKER SLOPE BONER SAMUEL L. JACKSON TWAT JOHN SMILEY FACE TAMPONS PORCUPINE'S BALLS pen0r FUCK OFF FOUR-EYES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT LOLCAT FUCKWIT NI SON OF A BITCH ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSWIPE FUCK ASSHAT BOOBIES FUCKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING FUCK PENISBIRD FUCK OFF CUNT SHITE TRANNY RECTUM RAIDER FUCKFACE SHITFACE PIG COCK PIECE OF SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS SHITPISSER CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE CUNTING ASSCRACK HATE HATE HAT FUCKING A CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SPANK THE MONKEY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT SUGARTITS GYPSY CUNT PAKI FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING JACKASS FLYING FUCK FELLATIO SHITFUCKER NEOPETS FUCKSTAIN HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT FUCK BEANER CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER DAMN FUCK YOU CHIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT ARSEBADGERS FIRECROTCH FUCK YOU DICKHEAD DAMN IT JOHNNY MARGARET THATCHER GOOK SOD OFF TURD BASTARD FUCKING FRENCH TICKLER FASHION BUG SHITE TITTIES WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DOG FUCKER SHITFACE DYKE GOOK ASSHAT JIGGABOO DOUCHING SHITFACE DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE CLEMEN BOLLOCKS WIKIPEDIA SHITHEAD BELLEND LET'S SHIT NICARAGUA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOB SAGET FLAMING ASS BADGER HOSER PEARL NECKLACE NIPPLES ASS TWAT EMO SHITE SPIC DAMN DAMN MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER DIPSHIT CHOAD PENIS ON A BUN GARBAGE DAY! FUCK FUCK YOU JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CAMEL FUCKER GOOK DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FUCKWIT CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ LET'S SHIT JENKEM GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHE WETBACK BANGKOK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSCRACK HEIL HITLER! NIGNOG DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIRD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE BALL SACK GARBAGE DAY! BUTT PIRATE DICKLICK BENCH PRESS CHENEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITWANK FELLATIO WOODPECKERSHIT PRICK FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT NAZI FUCK OFF BUGGER ORGASM ASSCRACK BUGGER OFF DOUCHING HOLY DUMB FUCK SUCK MY COCK SEX DAGO PISS ARTIST DAMN 666 DAMN FUCK OFF DAMN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRAPE PENIS FUCKBAG DICK IN A BOX GANGBANG FUCK OFF BUGFUCK GOBSHITE SUCK MY DICK PUSSYLICKER SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA DAGO BALLS GIVING HEAD LET'S SHIT FUCKING A TOSSER CUNT BOOBIES CUNT CRAPMUNCHER FEMADOM SAND NIGGER NIPPLES CHOAD KISSER STRAWBERRY ASS ARSE BASTARD CRAP GRIS FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF BULLSHIT TAFFY DICKLICK FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD ASS NIPPLES PIG HELLFIRE RECTUM RAIDER MOZILLA FIREFOX BONG TACO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOT HEAD FAG POTTYMOUTH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GOD DAMN SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY WIENER ASS CHOAD KISSER SHITSLINGING SOD I WILL KILL YOU! WIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO DOG SHIT PENIS WANK BOOBS FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT JENKEM JACKASS KIKE CUNTYMINTS HADJI SHITPISSER DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT FIRECROTCH SHITTY PISS GOBSHITE NIGGER TITS POMMIE WANK CHENEY NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD ASSWIPE KIKE NIGGER TITS suck my mothers CUM ASSHOLE JOHN SMILEY FACE FAGGOT DICK BOOBS BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CONDOMS INCEST TURD SHIT BASTARD DIPSHIT ASSWIPE CROTCH CC PLZ SEMEN FUCK OFF DICKHEAD CHUFF SON OF A BITCH MICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DUMBASS GOD DAMN TITS CUM BOOBS KAFFIR BASTARD COON FUCKTARD SHITBALLS BLISTERING BARNACLES DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO CROTCH DYKE SHITHEAD BELGIUM FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN CONDOMS PISS ARTIST CRAPMUNCHER COON JERRY FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITFACE JOHNNY ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN HOMO HELL RAT'S ASS BITCH INBRED FUCKING ORGASM HUEY P. NEWTON HELL SON OF A BITCH PUSSY P'KANG FUCK WIENER ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKTARD JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK TRANNY VAGINA GOD DAMN POO POO BLOWJOB PRICK CHICKEN SHIT HONKY GIVING HEAD BIRD SHIT PEEPEE BIRD SHIT HELL MOLDY TITS FRITZ TWAT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WALRUS SHIT SHIT WANK ASSFACE TITS & DICKS FUCK BALLS PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER LIMEY [expletive deleted] SHITBALLS ASSHOLE FUCKWIT PENISFUCK GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER NAZI ASSHOLE BLISTERING BARNACLES NIGNOG TITTIES TACO BALLS MICK FUCK SLOPE CLUSTER FUCK JIGGABOO VAGINA BASTARD BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE GENITALIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PORCH MONKEY CRAPFUCKER RUSKIE CANNED QUOTE WEHATEMARIO PEEPEE POOPY GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA BLUMPKIN SOD OFF SHIT CROTCH WANK HAIL SATAN! FUCKING ASSHOLE CLIT SHITBALLS QUEEF PUSSY LET'S SHIT ARSE FUCKWIT ASSFACE FASHION BUG DONKEY PUNCHER DICK TITS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MOTHERFUCKER HELL FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK VAGINA BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT ANAL JENKEM SAGGY TITS COCK PORCH MONKEY HOLY DUMB FUCK VANDALISM IS COOL FEWMETS BUGFUCK BLOWJOB GOD DAMN CUNT SUCK A BIG DICK GOVERNMENT FILTERS BOOBIES BUKKAKE CUNTRAG HORSE SHIT DAMN BUGFUCK CRAP ON A STICK DOT HEAD PAKI ASSWIPE POOPOO JACK OFF NAZI ASSHOLE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WOODPECKERSHIT TURD ASSHAT WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN MALARKY POOPOO GO HOME AND DIE BEANER PEEPEE LOLCAT ASS FASCIST TOWELHEAD CUNTBUCKET FRENCH TICKLER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME POMMIE BALL SACK BALL SACK ASS SHITE DOUCHING PISS ARTIST BUGGER YOU WANKER PORCH MONKEY DICK CHIGGER ASS FUCK RAT'S ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASS LICKER FUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TWISTY VAGINA TITTIES NECROPHILIA CUNNILINGUS MOCKIE KNOBJOCKEY INJUN PUSSY BALL SACK URINE-GARGLING POMMIE suck my mothers SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS ARFENHOUSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NECROPHILIA DAMNATION FUCK DAMN DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER MICK WANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS ARTIST SHITTY BULLSHIT PAKI PISS ARTIST JIZZ KIKE FOUR-EYES TOSSER FUCK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FLYING RAT'S ASS FAGGOT FLYING FUCK TITMOUSE CC PLZ ASS TURD GOD DAMMIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FRIG DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMN TITS BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITSLIDE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITCOCK POMMIE ASSHAT OSTRICH MY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE PAKI BALLS NIGGER TITS BUKKAKE DOT HEAD SPANK THE MONKEY WHORE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CLIT FUCKER RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING JOHN SMILEY FACE MONKEY SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY BIGNOSE DUMBASS ASSWIPE FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKHEAD PUSSYLICKER BITCH FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE SHIT SHIT GOD DAMN SPUNK TAFFY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER BLUMPKIN RECTUM RAIDER FENCE JUMPER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMN NIPPLES PRICK SHITCOCK PECKERHEAD DICKFACE SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD DICK SHITSKIN SHITCOCK FOREIGN CURRENCY BUKKAKE PORCH MONKEY SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY GRINGO CHOAD HORSE SHIT ASS WOP PISS OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TURD and with the SHITFACE and his HENTAI of girraffes in which JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST while reading about RAT'S COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BASTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is FRITZ funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its NIGGER subject. If you do not find it funny ASSWIPE, it is probably because you are an INBRED ASSFACE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASS LICKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JAP joke loses its humour CHRISTHUMPER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITE ignorant, then you wouldn't have SPANK THE MONKEY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TAFFY FROG'S FAT ASS OH SHI– WHORE!!!!!I <3 COCK

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