Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'HOLY DUMB FUCK'DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!'NICARAGUA'DICK'JERK OFF'CLEVELAND STEAMER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNT look at the DAMMIT talk page of this DOUCHING article for notes or discussion before CHING CHONG CHINK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRAPMUNCHER neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUM, sudden EAT MY SHIT! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAGO or DICK TITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ARSE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BAT FUCK INSANE MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK YOU utterFUCKance of socially DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY television programs to address SCROTUM Tourette's syndrome.

ASSHAT Tourette's is JOHN SMILEY FACE not to be BOLLOCKS confused with PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKWIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKTARD random AMERICA ONLINE disorientation, culturally-FRIG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local EMO language, SHITFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FRAK FRAK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITTYWANK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKER quantities CUNNILINGUS of ANAL DIABETES CLUSTERFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A ORGASM Polite Note to the JOHNNY Author:

The MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's YOU WANKER Research Institute was BONER founded to PISS ARTIST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE article INBRED funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FEMADOM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PENIS Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING swear. You can HO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLUSTERFUCK TV, for always focusing on the MOCCASINS bad side of a terrible STUDENT RIOTS thing.
• The main DAGO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are P'KANG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BASTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CROTCH knee ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHINK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS school for YID something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I'LL RAPE YOU sufferers to become BAT FUCK INSANE manically depressed and ASS FASCIST commit ASS FASCIST suicide.
• There is no DICK cure, and the BALL SACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANK tics often have adverse SAND NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire GOBSHITE body to go DICK TITS numb and YOGHURT CANNON basically made it NIGGA! worse than TOSSER it is without the DOG SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a MACACA tourette syndrome SHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PRICK the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TURD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GO HOME AND DIE sorry for MOCKIE "hi-jacking" your FUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FLYING RAT'S ASS this that really HENTAI annoys me. I am working towards a PISS ARTIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICKWAD, and making fun of a SCUMBAG horrible disorder is (not) BUKKAKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON time.

Best CHICKEN SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. BORDER HOPPER Regards to Andrew DONKEY PUNCHER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The SCUMBAG bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMN punch him if you FIST FUCK want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUM saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my CROTCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUM Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIGNOG and DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BRITNEY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) INCEST BAND WITH 4 GENITALIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING HORSE! CUM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUM'S HOUSE

How PEDOPHILIA to DICKFACE cure WANK the SHITFACE Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ARSE for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's POLESMOKER Syndrome TAMPONS is DUMBASS following RAPE these GRINGO rules SHIT in CUNTYMINTS order:

• 1: Avoid JACKASS immature GOOK little PRICK kids,
• 2: Count to MARCH OF FLAMES within CUNTYMINTS 10 ASSHATseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER BITCH nor CRACKER talk,
• 4: Tell DAMMIT yourself you ASS don't KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 have GOBSHITE this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRAPFUCKER WITH NASTY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INCEST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUM last straw CUNTYMINTS!

I fucking put BUGFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE FELLATIO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PIXIES the TOP OF TWAT THIS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JACKASS offensive. GOATSE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS people who try NORTH KOREA to battle VAGINA'HELL that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-CC PLZ—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MOCCASINS it now, but someone said PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS' BANGKOK I'LL RAPE YOU'DICKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHING is a laughing ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA matter. Plus there INCEST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITBALLS Uncyclopedia, there are ASSWIPE articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRIG stuff. So FLOWERS that means IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! stop getting mad at the CHOAD KISSER first part too and POLESMOKER talking about the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH letter that it's DICKHEAD mocking (what BONER letter? I don't even know what HORSE SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUGFUCK hi self FRENCH TICKLER even made a really ASS good point. "It's DILDO nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a WETBACK knee tick". GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS. Which I'll add HELL onto BENSON SUCKS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SUITCASE PENIS suffer that ASSCRACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SOD OFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to REDNECK be, because if I were a NIGGER TITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TRANNY hilarious. If you PISS ARTIST Want facts, go on CRAPPY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PENIS be offended, don't read GOAT DICK the freaking FUCKHEAD article anyway.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS GIVING HEAD BELLEND FIRECROTCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! EUROIPODS SHIT PISS DAMN IT SHIT

TRANNY PISS MALARKY GOD DAMN DAMN BONG I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A FUCK CUNNILINGUS DICK IN A BOX FUCKER SHITFACE BOOBIES COCK NECROPHILIA BOOBS BASTARD NIGGER PORCH MONKEY YID PORCH MONKEY SHITHEAD FUCK YOU JACKASS WIENER COCKGOBLIN SUCK MY COCK CUNT FUCKER FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTT-HOLE FUCKBAG CHING CHONG CHINK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISS GOD DAMMIT CRAP LAKE TITICACA JERRY FROG'S FAT ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITE ASSHAT PISS OFF SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING FUCK PUSSY JACK ABRAMOFF SON OF A BITCH BASTARD NIGGER REDNECK TITWANK BITCH CUM ASSCRACK WIENER ALF HELL TOTAL KNOBJOCKEY SHITE HOLY DUMB FUCK PUSSY ASSBANDIT SLOPE MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE DIPSHIT DAMN DAMN HOMO FUCKSTAIN NIGGER TITS ASSHAT ASS FUCK FUCK RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER BUNG-HOLE NI DONKEY DICK SMEG SHITPISSER SHITSLINGING FUCKING A ORGASM DAMN D'OH OSTRICH MY ASS CONDOMS RAT'S ASS WANK KAFFIR GO HOME AND DIE TITWANK ASSHAT FUCK BELLEND ASSHOLE SMEG LIMEY YOU WANKER EXTRA LONG PENIS NICARAGUA FLAMING ASS BADGER MALARKY QUEEF P'KANG FUCKWIT JENKEM INBRED EXTRA LONG PENIS CONDOMS ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT ORGASM TIT SPRINKLES FUCKER SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER SEX COCKSUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OLD CHRIST OF A WANK TITS DICKLICK DICK CHICKEN INBRED INBRED MARGARET THATCHER DICK TIT SPRINKLES PUSSYLICKER WALRUS SHIT BOB SAGET FUCK YOU TAMPONS HELLFIRE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE HIGH WAGES FUCK A DUCK SHITTY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JAP RAGHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS FASCIST WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! SEMEN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAPE VAGINA DOODIE HEAD DOUCHEBAG BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWISTY VAGINA BUTTFUCKER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY RAGHEAD BULLCRAP DARTH VADER NORTH KOREA I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN IT GYPSY DILDO TAMPONS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT PISS OFF I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD BUKKAKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT DOUCHING TESTICLE CHOKE BOOBS GOD DAMMIT BLOWJOB CHENEY DUNE COON TWAT PISS CHICKEN FRIES NEGRO ASS STRAWBERRY ASS CLIT JENKEM NIGGER MALL SANTA SHITFACE JACKASS SHITFACE BITCH POLACK NORTH KOREA GOOK PISS I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE SACRAMENTO PENISFUCK PIGFUCKER PUSSYLICKER PISS DICK TITS SHITBALLS SUCK MY COCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKLICK ASSRAPING SLOPE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BITCH ARSEBADGERS HELL JIGGABOO SHITSLINGING BATHING SUIT AREA WANK CUNTSWILLING FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DAMN JIGGABOO KRAUT CUNT PUSSY CUNT DONGSHOVER DICK SHITCOCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD O CANADA SEX DILDO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOBSHITE FRIG CC PLZ BATHING SUIT AREA ASS FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK POOPY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAGO DUMBASS YOU WANKER POOPOO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS SHIT HELLFIRE CHIGGER ASSHOLE FAGGOT P'KANG TITS & DICKS PISS SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBAG DIPSHIT TWAT SAND NIGGER TOSSER CLUSTERFUCK FUCK PISSHOLE WHORE PISS OFF TOURETTE'S IS FUN WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! CUNTBUCKET JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT FUCK YOU TAMPONS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CROTCH SEMEN SHITPISSER ASSWIPE FUCKBAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE TURD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NAZI YOU SUCK BALLS FLYING FUCK FUCKING TOWELHEAD BENCH PRESS PISS BASTARD HUEY P. NEWTON CUNT CHRISTHUMPER FUCKTARD SHITSKIN NIGGER ASS FUCKING A COON SHITFUCKER INBRED DONKEY DICK JAP PIG DOUCHETITS I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS SHIT BATMAN & ROBIN ASSFACE NAZI CUNTRAG JACKASS CRACKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MILF JAP FUCKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER RUSKIE RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU CRACKER JACKASS INBRED BITCH BASTARD DUMBASS CHINK FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKWIT BITCH YOUR MOM SHITFACE EAT MY SHIT! SCROTUM SHIT ASS TENTACLE RAPE ORGASM FEWMETS BLOWJOB CUNNILINGUS MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JAP TEDDY BEARS FUCKTARD ARSE FUCKING A CLIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK SUCK MY DICK RAPE WOODPECKERSHIT GOBSHITE SHIT FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD HO ASSWIPE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHICKEN SHIT TAFFY FRITZ FUCK ASSRAPING BASTARD PECKERHEAD [EXPLETIVE] BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD ANUSCAKE DOUCHE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING COCKSMOKER BUGGER OFF DOUCHETITS FUCKING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YID JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MALARKY DIPSHIT RANDY TRAVIS EMO CUNTSWILLING BALLS DAMN IT NIGNOG SHIT JACKASS QUEEF FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD JENKEM DONKEY DICK HELL FROG INCEST HOMO LET'S SHIT DOT HEAD BUTT PIRATE NAZI OSTRICH MY ASS TITS WIKIPEDIA FUCKING PISS OFF FENCE JUMPER HELL BOOBS BITCH ASSHOLE VILLAGE DUMP CLIT FUCK YOGHURT CANNON TENTACLE RAPE HELL HADJI BOLLOCKS WANK TESTICLE CHOKE GANGBANG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING NIGGER FELCHING CUM FUCKTARD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DICKLICK SHIT WANKSPLAT SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK OFF FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER GOATSE CHUFF WANK GIVING HEAD CHOAD KISSER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING JACKASS BOB SAGET WALRUS SHIT PEDOPHILIA POTTYMOUTH BOLLOCKS NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN GOD BLESS AMERICA DICK RAPE FUCKER CONDOMS PRICK PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD KISSER SPIC MICK CUM QUEEF RECTUM RAIDER DICKFACE CUM CUNTBUCKET SCUMBUCKET LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE ASS HADJI PORCH MONKEY TRANNY SHIT FUCKING A CUNT MILF FLYING FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN COCKGOBLIN ASS BULLSHIT GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING PISS ARTIST CHOAD CUNTRAG SWIMMING POOL CRAP ON A STICK JUSTIN BIEBER AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT CHAV WIKIPEDIA SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE CHING CHONG CHINK WOP JUMPING JESUS!!! SOD INBRED STRAWBERRY ASS CLUSTERFUCK SOD WANK BITCH BOB SAGET WANK CUM NIPPLES SHIT COON GOD DAMN CRAPPY FUCK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKSTAIN FRIG OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FEWMETS FUCK TWAT PENIS ON A BUN BIRD SHIT SHITFACE FROG TIT SPRINKLES FUCK NUGGET PENIS ON A BUN GOD DAMMIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JIZZ NAZI HONKY MOCCASINS GOD DAMN BIGNOSE LOLCAT PEDOPHILIA BASTARD CUNT DIPSHIT FELCHMONKEY PISS PISS ARTIST SHITE URINE-GARGLING NIPPLES FUCK SHITSLINGING DUMBASS BANGKOK CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DONKEY DICK SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DIRTY SANCHEZ WIENER ASSWIPE HELLFUCKER SHITFACE PENISFUCK TOSSER FUCKSTAIN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PECKERHEAD GOOK RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET CRAPPY FRIG BULLSHIT YOU WANKER HELL VAGINA ASSHOLE CUNT COCKSMOKER ASS {{USERNAME}} GRAPE PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER TAFFY QUEEF SHIT FUCK OFF COON AY-AY-AY TITS CHALICE SAND NIGGER INBRED WANK BEAVER RAPE DOUCHE NAZI COCK FAGGOT VENEREAL DISEASE DOG FUCKER ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN BATMAN & ROBIN HELLFIRE SHITSKIN SPUNK AUTOFELLATIO WANK CRACKER SUCK MY COCK POWERSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS MOCKIE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FELCHING WANKSPLAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MALARKY FUCKTARD CUM ABO ANAL DAMN BALLS SHITFACE REBECCA BLACK POLESMOKER PRICK PICKANINNY TURD RUSKIE DICKHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MOCCASINS GYPSY HAIL SATAN! JACKASS SHIT DAMN TURD BUGGER TITMOUSE pen0r RAT'S COCK SHITTY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA POLESMOKER BUGGER SCUMBAG SEMEN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BORDER HOPPER ASS CARPET MUNCHER THONG TASTER ASSRAMMER 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHIT KIKE NORTH KOREA PIECE OF SHIT CLIT PISS ARTIST FEMADOM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS INJUN FRIG SHITSKIN ASSWIPE CRAP FELCHING SHITHEAD ANUSCAKE CAMEL FUCKER MALARKY AMERICA ONLINE FUCK SHITBALLS COCKSTUFFER SEX BITCH AMERICAN SPELLING HATE HATE HAT CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS SPUNK SHITTY SAND NIGGER WIENER YUKY DOODY FU SPANG FUCK OFF SHITE ASSHOLE FUCK ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSFACE THONG TASTER DUNE COON FUCK OFF NIGGER FUCK OFF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TIMBER NIGGER QUEEF ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT FU SPANG OSTRICH MY ASS BIG FOOT CUNT DARTH VADER DOUCHEBAG BUGFUCK DUMBASS CHINK PISSHOLE PIGFUCKER BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF SAGGY TITS TESTICLE CHOKE SPUNK DICKLICK FUCKTARD 1984 SHIT FUCK GRINGO MOCKIE AY-AY-AY CHOLERA IS FUN! 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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ART METAL PRODUCTS and with the INCEST and his JACKASS of girraffes in which FUCK YOU while reading about SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITSLINGING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOT HEAD