Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAT'S COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder VAGINA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLUSTER FUCK, sudden ARSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUGGER or TAFFY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BEAVER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CAMEL JOCKEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA EMO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POLESMOKER AY-AY-AY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous INBRED utterFUCKance of socially WIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WOODPECKERSHIT television programs to address ASSHOLE Tourette's syndrome.

FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's is SHIT not to be MILF confused with I LIKE SCHOOL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHENEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAGHEAD random PIG disorientation, culturally-SHITTY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JUSTIN BIEBER language, TRANNY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA KIKE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN IT souvenir shoppes and massive SUCK COCKS IN HELL! quantities BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A WIKIPEDIA RULES Polite Note to the ARSE Author:

The FUCKWIT Tourette's PRICK Research Institute was NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES founded to VAGINA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BORDER HOPPER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIG article HOMO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MASTURBATION I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TOWELHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISSHOLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKWIT Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can SHITTING DICK NIPPLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame KAFFIR TV, for always focusing on the YOUR MOM bad side of a terrible ALF thing.
  • The main FROG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKWIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BONG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NECROPHILIA knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BASTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RANDY TRAVIS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING JUMP! school for GOD DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITE sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and ASSFACE commit BUGFUCK suicide.
  • There is no FLAMING ASS BADGER cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS ARTIST tics often have adverse DOUCHEBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LIKE FATHER LIKE SON perodol" which caused my entire WANKSPLAT body to go BUKKAKE numb and GIVING HEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CRAP ON A STICK it is without the JACKASS drug.

I am an active member of a GYPSY tourette syndrome GREASER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY DICK the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "PRICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITTY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SUGARTITS sorry for BUTTFUCKER "hi-jacking" your SAND NIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSHOLE this that really PUSSY annoys me. I am working towards a BIRD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this 666 article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HOMO, and making fun of a HOMO horrible disorder is (not) PISSHOLE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITHEAD time.

Best KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DIPSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The FUCKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITCOCK punch him if you SPANK THE MONKEY want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEARL NECKLACE saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FUCKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCK to CUNT cure FUCKTARD the FUCKHEAD Tourette's SHAKOPEE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ARSE for CLIT Tourette's WANK Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is CLEMEN following FUCKFACE these BLOWJOB rules SHITE in BUTT PIRATE order:

  • 1: Avoid NEGRO immature BIGNOSE little BELGIUM kids,
  • 2: Count to FIST FUCK within VAGINA 10 NIPPLESseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DEVELOPERS! GOD DAMN CHIGGER nor WOP talk,
  • 4: Tell GO COUNT YOUR DICK yourself you ASSCRACK don't FLYING RAT'S ASS have HELL this FUCK OFF disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WHORE WITH NASTY SUGARTITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSLIDE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLUSTER FUCK last straw SHITTY!

I fucking put SEMEN' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNT the TOP OF BITCH THIS GRAPE PENIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS offensive. COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKER people who try POLAK to battle WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?'FUCK that tight-ass CHUFF 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FELLATIO it now, but someone said PENIS' SMEG FASHION BUG'COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POTTYMOUTH is a laughing PENIS matter. Plus there BUKKAKE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HOSER Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles BALL SACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LET'S SHIT stuff. So PEARL NECKLACE that means FUCK OFF stop getting mad at the JACK OFF first part too and PISS OFF talking about the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING letter that it's SHITPISSER mocking (what LENS CRAFTERS letter? I don't even know what FLYING FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self I CAN AFFORD FOOD even made a really CUNT good point. "It's SEX nothing more DONKEY PUNCHER from a head nod to a FUCKHEAD knee tick". JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST. Which I'll add JERK OFF onto INCEST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SCROTUM suffer that WHORE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SOD OFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a HELLFIRE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SPUNK hilarious. If you FIST FUCK Want facts, go on SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SOD OFF be offended, don't read FLAMING ASS BADGER the freaking SOD OFF article anyway.

FUCKBAG I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK BASTARD PICKANINNY JACKASS SHIT YOGHURT CANNON NIGGER DIPSHIT BULLSHIT

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SOD OFF O CANADA ASSHAT WILLY WONKA CRAP ON A STICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS JUNGLE BUNNY SHITCOCK FUDGEPACKER DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER BOOBIES WANK ABO DIPSHIT DOODIE HEAD SEMEN SHITCOCK CUNTYMINTS NEGRO ASSCRACK FUCKER REDNECK BUTTFUCKER PIG ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT TWAT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FAGGOT ORGASM CRACKER CAUCASIANS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSFACE CHINK I WILL END YOU! TITTIES DUMBASS BITCH ALEX TREBEK TESTICLE CHOKE CHIGGER DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITS & DICKS CUNT FUCK CHUFF SCUMBAG ABO TAFFY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TRANNY BIRD SHIT SCUMBUCKET BUTTFUCKER COCK WOODPECKERSHIT WANK VAGINA FELCHMONKEY FUCK OFF DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHAT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER SEX TIT DIRT FUCKER DUMBASS POOPY RAT'S COCK CHIGGER BITCH INJUN JUNGLE BUNNY HOT GRITS FUCKSTAIN PUNANI BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS ASS PISS CLUSTER FUCK CRAPFUCKER SHITTY ANUSCAKE BULLSHIT YID NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HENTAI HADJI ARSE DALAI LAMA NIGGER YID DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHOLE BUKKAKE PICKANINNY ASSWIPE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HO SUCK MY DICK YUKKY DOODY GRINGO WANKER JACKASS COCK FRAK DOODIE HEAD SHITE SHITE DILDO FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION WANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON POLAK SHITSLINGING COON NIGGER TITS JAP BUGGER OFF WANKER O KURWA! ASS RAGHEAD SHITSLIDE WIENER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM POLACK BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE POMMIE SHITE POMMIE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CHUFF TITS & DICKS CUNT DAMN FUCKHEAD BONER PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE VAGINA CHOAD KISSER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLEVELAND STEAMER JACK OFF LAKE TITICACA REDNECK MAMA MIA SHITSLINGING I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! [expletive deleted] HO YOGHURT CANNON VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT PUSSYLICKER BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITFACE DONGSHOVER SHIT RAT'S ASS NI SCUMBAG BITCH WANK BIRD SHIT GENITALIA ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT SHITE HELL FUCKER SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER MALARKY BITCH EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS JACK ABRAMOFF PENISFUCK TWISTY VAGINA VAGINA VOTE FUCKWIT TWAT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME LET'S SHIT SEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY MALL SANTA VAGINA SHITTY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK TUBA BUTT PIRATE POOPY PUSSY SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNTRAG CUM CUNT LAPPER BUTT PIRATE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSWIPE CUNT LAPPER FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TWO-INCH PENIS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RECTUM RAIDER SPANK THE MONKEY PISS OFF BASTARD TURD BENSON SUCKS HELL BASTARD FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS FAG SHIT TAFFY ARSE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU DILDO GOD DAMN POMMIE SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JAP RAPE JAP ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUGGER DICK BLUMPKIN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PECKERHEAD DOUCHING ABO MASTURBATION SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICK HEIL HITLER! SHITSLINGING BOOBIES CLIT FRITZ HUMAN RIGHTS DICK BULLSHIT SMEG INBRED PISS BITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POMMIE WANK MONKEY SHIT DESU FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT SEMEN WOMEN'S RIGHTS HIGH WAGES JACKASS DONKEY DICK TURD SHITFUCKER POOPOO SHITSLINGING SHIT TITS FUCKING O CANADA CHRISTHUMPER FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO BLUE PENIS! FUCK FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN IT and with the TITWANK and his DICKFACE of girraffes in which CONAN O'BRIAN while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

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