Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SEX'ASS LICKER'HATE HATE HAT'DONKEY DICK'DICKLICK'WOODPECKERSHIT'DICK CHICKEN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRAPFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNTING ASSCRACK or NIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUCK MY COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PENISBIRD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CANNED QUOTE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken KNOBJOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUCK MY COCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTRAG CHOAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GANGBANG utterFUCKance of socially RAPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address D'OH Tourette's syndrome.

SHITCOCK Tourette's is TWAT not to be JIGGABOO confused with FROG'S FAT ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CAMEL JOCKEY random WANK disorientation, culturally-FUCKING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITPISSER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BORDER HOPPER language, BANGKOK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY of ANAL DIABETES BLUMPKIN garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKSTUFFER Polite Note to the BAD MOTHERFUCKER Author:

The GOD DAMMIT Tourette's BASTARD Research Institute was SHIT founded to HOLY DUMB FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FIRECROTCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOLLOCKS article BALL SACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAPMUNCHER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRITZ.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOUCHE Tourrette's sufferers ART METAL PRODUCTS swear. You can CROTCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HAIL SATAN! TV, for always focusing on the MARGARET THATCHER bad side of a terrible DOUCHEBAG thing.
• The main BOOBS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are REBECCA BLACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS knee DOUCHE NAZI NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SCROTUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at I WILL END YOU! school for COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACKASS sufferers to become FRAK manically depressed and BASTARD commit PENIS ON A BUN suicide.
• There is no GOOK cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHAV tics often have adverse FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SAMUEL L. JACKSON perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go POO POO BLOWJOB numb and FUCKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNNILINGUS it is without the ARSEBADGERS drug.

I am an active member of a DYKE tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE the BIGNOSE public view of Tourettes as a "NIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FOREIGN CURRENCY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHIGGER sorry for RAPE "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BLISTERING BARNACLES this that really SHITFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JERRY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ARSE, and making fun of a FRIG horrible disorder is (not) SHITTY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLEMEN time.

Best FUCKING A regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FIREWALLS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Regards to Andrew NEOPETS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The BUTT PIRATE bastard who wrote this article. You can WOP punch him if you COON want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAT'S COCK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my DICK CHICKEN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I WILL KILL YOU! and SON OF A BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with [Insert stupid word you just made up here] music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PENIS ON A STICK BAND WITH 4 JAP MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DEVELOPERS! HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How CAPTAIN CRUNCH to TUBA cure FUCKSTAIN the DOG SHIT Tourette's SPANK THE MONKEY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMMIT for NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Tourette's GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Syndrome TAMPON IN MY ASS is GO COUNT YOUR DICK following SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH these DUMBASS rules SCROTUM in SHITSLINGING order:

• 1: Avoid I WILL KILL YOU! immature I WILL END YOU! little WOODPECKERSHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FENCE JUMPER within WANK 10 COCKSUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS ASS BASTARD nor FUCK OFF talk,
• 4: Tell HOSER yourself you BASTARD don't CUM have BULLSHIT this O CANADA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOM DeLUISE WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCKSMOKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw LET'S SHIT!

I fucking put LET'S SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE POMMIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DIPSHIT the TOP OF DIPSHIT THIS VAGINA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOTHERFUCKER offensive. BOB SAGET. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try FUCK YOU to battle CLIT'DONKEY PUNCHER that tight-ass DOUCHEBAG 17-year-JAP—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKTARD it now, but someone said GO HOME AND DIE' HORSE PENIS DICKFACE'FUCKWIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PENIS is a laughing [expletive deleted] matter. Plus there VENEREAL DISEASE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCKSHITTER Uncyclopedia, there are CUNNILINGUS articles HELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ART METAL PRODUCTS stuff. So ASSHOLE that means WHORE stop getting mad at the FELCHING first part too and BLOWJOB talking about the POTTYMOUTH letter that it's SHITSLINGING mocking (what MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what TAMPONS the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY hi self DOUCHING even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's SEMEN nothing more FUCKSTAIN from a head nod to a HADJI knee tick". NIPPLES. Which I'll add CRAP ON A STICK onto INCEST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BOON suffer that PISS OFF MY ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRAP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI be, because if I were a CUNTRAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article I'LL RAPE YOU hilarious. If you DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Want facts, go on MARCH OF FLAMES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HOMO be offended, don't read IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! the freaking SHITHEAD article anyway.

GIVING HEAD IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH ASSFACE EMO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON YOU WANKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE POTTYMOUTH FRENCH TICKLER HELL

HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BULLSHIT ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE SHITE CUNT CHOAD KISSER ASSCRACK HONKY FUCKER ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER YUKKY DOODY PUSSY BITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! EPIDIDYMIS ASS BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER WANKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM CLUSTER FUCK SEMEN PORCH MONKEY BASTARD MONKEY'S UNCLE INCEST D'OH CLEMEN POTTYMOUTH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BASTARD BUGGER FUCKER BIRD SHIT FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY ALF SAND NIGGER COCKSMOKER CLUSTER FUCK STEVE BALLMER BITCH ASSHAT PENIS NIPPLES FUCK YOU CUNT CRAP ON A STICK TWAT ARSEBADGERS FREEDOM OF SPEECH DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GRINGO GOBSHITE DICKHEAD SHITCUNTING PISS OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS SHIT PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE HELL OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKFACE DICK DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING JUMP! COCK CUNNILINGUS SHIT GOATSE PISSHOLE FUCKING BOOBS DICKFACE BRITNEY DOUCHING BASTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT GRINGO FUCKTARD BUGGER OFF SHITCOCK ARSE GOD DAMN pen0r FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BALL SACK DAMN GOD DAMMIT TITTYWANK FUCKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY SHITE YOU WANKER ORGASM PISS ARTIST DICK MOSES MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITSKIN GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNTYMINTS RUSKIE TOTAL COCK RUSTY TROMBONE TITS SHITE CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT CRAPPY FUCKWIT GRINGO LET'S SHIT ASSRAPING GRAPE PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANKER COCK SHAKOPEE FUCKING WANK NAZI BOOBIES AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF FUCK ASSFACE BULLCRAP SHAKOPEE NAZI KRAUT KIKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SAMUEL L. JACKSON JIGGABOO FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PAKI SON OF A BITCH POMMIE DAMN DUMBASS FUCK OFF GOOK PUSSY FUCK DICKLICK FUCKING DOUCHEBAG BULLSHIT FUCKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DICK CHICKEN BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANKSPLAT FUCKFACE INBRED CUNT LAPPER FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN DICKHEAD FRITZ 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU FASHION BUG FEMADOM CRAPFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE POLACK RAT'S ASS DAMN BITCH HELL BUTT PIRATE PEDOPHILIA I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT FAGGOT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN WIENER BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN GOAT DICK BORDER HOPPER ASSFACE CLIT CHOAD KISSER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HAIL SATAN! WANK EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA NICARAGUA DOUCHE FUCKHEAD CHOAD MASTURBATION PEDOPHILIA FELCHING ORGASM FUCK SHITHEAD YOUR MOM CLEVELAND STEAMER BLUMPKIN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BOLLOCKS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKWIT PUNANI ASSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK FUDGEPACKER DOG SHIT BOOBS MILF BUTT-HEAD POLESMOKER CUNTRAG FROG'S FAT ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK CHIGGER BALLS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITFUCKER SEX SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GIVING HEAD YOGHURT CANNON SHITTY BEAVER SHITSLIDE WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHING CHONG CHINK TITS FUCKWIT CUNTING ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING BASEBALL MOLDY TITS SUCK MY DICK POTTYMOUTH CROTCH CUNT ARSE CHRISTIANITY MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST FELLATIO CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN ASSHOLE BASTARD [expletive deleted] AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER SUCK MY COCK CLIT NIPPLES GO HOME AND DIE CHINK FUCKING A NICARAGUA PISS OFF DILDO CUNTSWILLING HO SHITFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHOAD KISSER POLAK CUNT SHITE CLUSTER FUCK FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN ASSHAT JUSTIN BIEBER DIPSHIT CARPET MUNCHER POLESMOKER FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKTARD THONG TASTER WIENER GOBSHITE I WILL END YOU! BLUMPKIN LOLCAT BIG FOOT FUCK YOU JAP SOD WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TACO BUGGER PUSSY PISS OFF MY ASS CHUFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BASTARD FROG FUCKING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAPPY SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT DOUCHE FELCHING BLISTERING BARNACLES ALF CUNTING ASSCRACK PENIS PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER FUCK BUGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SEX BULLSHIT SHITTY HEIL HITLER! COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD FELCHING FROG'S FAT ASS JIGGABOO BOOBS CRAPFUCKER SAND NIGGER HORSE SHIT RAT'S ASS HATE HATE HAT MARGARET THATCHER EPIDIDYMIS HORSE SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKFACE TOSSER JENKEM GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS INJUN HENTAI KIKE NEGRO PECKERHEAD SPUNK SPIC COCKSTUFFER POMMIE COCK SHITPISSER CUM SHITBALLS FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CRAP ART METAL PRODUCTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELL FUCKHEAD FUCK A DUCK PISS ARTIST SLOPE FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU INJUN MALARKY GOD DAMMIT BIG FOOT DOG SHIT O CANADA COCK WALRUS SHIT DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE BOB SAGET AMERICA ONLINE CONDOMS FUCKING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD FUCKTARD SHITSKIN [expletive deleted] PISS OFF MY ASS SOD CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO HOMO [EXPLETIVE] KAFFIR VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA CHICKEN SHIT JIGGABOO CRAPMUNCHER WHORE PUSSY FUCK NUGGET NECROPHILIA ASSWIPE NIPPLES OSTRICH MY ASS SOD OFF BALL SACK INCEST PISSHOLE MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT DAMN DICK NEGRO FUCK CUNT JAP WALRUS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK JIGGABOO BEANER CLIT BALLS BASKETBALL HOOP POLAK HORSE SHIT SHITFACE O CANADA DOG FUCKER SHITTY GRINGO SHITSLINGING TWISTY VAGINA MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DIPSHIT SPUNK FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG DAMN FLYING FUCK SOD OFF SEMEN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSFACE SHITSLINGING POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE I WILL KILL YOU! CLIT BITCH FUCKER DAMN IT MAMA MIA TURD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ALEX TREBEK DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA NIPPLES FUCK OFF DOUCHETITS VAGINA YOU WANKER DAMN DICKFACE TITS & DICKS WANKSPLAT JACKASS SHIT CHOAD COCKSMOKER CUM FUCKSTAIN BOON AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE BOON NIGNOG FUCKHEAD CUNTBUCKET DIRTY SANCHEZ I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM BITCH SEX SHIT PRICK SEX MOCCASINS BATHING SUIT AREA CRAPMUNCHER WOMEN'S RIGHTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TRANNY WETBACK POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK FUCK ASSCRACK TAMPON IN MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO BONER RAPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHAV DICK CUNTBUCKET SON OF A BITCH PIG CUNTSWILLING DICK IN A BOX MOCKIE FAG CAPTAIN CRUNCH YUKKY DOODY BEAVER PISS OFF MY ASS DOUCHETITS VAGINA CHING CHONG CHINK FU SPANG FELLATIO PAKI FUCKFACE FUCKFACE LAKE TITICACA ASSFACE FROG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! P'KANG DIRTY SANCHEZ BONG I'LL RAPE YOU ASS SHITTY ASS DICKHEAD ASSHOLE FIST FUCK JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF BENSON SUCKS JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD DOG SHIT CLUSTER FUCK DYKE NAZI HELL GIVING HEAD CUNT GOBSHITE BIGNOSE RAPE CUNT ASSCRACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS BEANER PISS RAT'S COCK PUSSY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHOLE COON CHIGGER PORCH MONKEY CUNNILINGUS CRAPFUCKER SHITTY FUCKER ASSRAMMER SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD NIGGER DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAT'S COCK DICKFACE GIVING HEAD FUCKTARD DOUCHING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? EUROIPODS SHITFACE BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE NECROPHILIA BUGGER CHIGGER FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD FUCKWIT JUSTIN BIEBER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS BITCH DAMN IT ASS CARPET MUNCHER HELL GRAPE PENIS BOB SAGET FUCKER WILLY WONKA SHITFUCKER DICKFACE FUCKWIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOOBS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL HELL FUCKER FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER BASTARD TITS & DICKS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISSHOLE and with the POLAK and his CUNTRAG of girraffes in which CLIT while reading about BEAVER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HI, BILLY MAYS HERE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FIST FUCK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is MOTHERFUCKER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its MAMA MIA subject. If you do not find it funny ALF, it is probably because you are an INBRED WILLY WONKA ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. JERRY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CLEMEN joke loses its humour JACK OFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CUNT ignorant, then you wouldn't have BULLSHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CHOAD CHING CHONG CHINK P'KANG NIGGER TAMPONS!!!!!I <3 COCK