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Impossible Name!

Er...what do we call you for short? Mnid?? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:41, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, I will make a redirect from User:Mnid to User:Mnidaydwisww —  (talk) (contributions) 17:28, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Your signature

Lovely as it is, the image is a mite tall. Could you be a dear and make the question mark thingy smaller so it's a maximum of 15px tall, per UN:SIG? 1234 ~ 02:09, 27 August 2011

Done —  (talk) (contributions) 03:16, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 03:55, 27 August 2011

I don't think i've met you yet

Hi, i'm Lollipop. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:45, 27 August 2011

Hi. I am "Mnid". —  (talk) (contributions) 03:47, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

I noticed. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:51, 27 August 2011

I before knew you were lollipop from various Uncyclopedia voting pages. —  (talk) (contributions) 03:52, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

I am indeed well known. *smiles* -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:57, 27 August 2011

Ha — I knew that —  (talk) (contributions) 03:58, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

Have you read any of my articles? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:01, 27 August 2011

I like That kid at the mall —  (talk) (contributions) 04:03, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

You wanted a lollipop...you get one

-- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 18:27

We shot the hole-in-one, but you were the caddy!

It appears that you voted for Mini-golf, which ended up getting featured. Myself and Matthew Snowman would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts (well... maybe somewhere around the middle, but you get what I mean) for carrying the club all the way to the front page. Hope your career as a caddy is long and prosperous. Thanks again. -- 02:59, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks MM :) —  (talk) (contributions) 12:25, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

You voted for Colorless green ideas sleep furiously on VFH. Maybe now us ideas will be a little less furious.

Thank you! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:47, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

Salutations, and other complications

“Who died?”

~ Oscar Wilde, regarding this template

Felicitations

It is apparently de rigueur to spam a user's talk page with templates, if that user has voted for your article on VFH, or has other-services render'd. As you have apparently done something of this sort, here is your reward: a plain, black box with white lettering, thanking you in a generic fashion for what you have done.

(Signed) Bizzeebeever

P.S. Yes, your suspicions are correct, this template is utterly unoriginal.

What? —  (talk) (contributions) 19:15, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

You voeted for me on VFH. Thank you. (Gosh, I guess I need to make that template clearer.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 23:53, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

You could have just done it like Xamralco did it, just saying thank you and adding a picture —  (talk) (contributions) 23:59, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

I...well...*sigh*...

Urrrrrgh! You voted for HowTo:Eat sand on VFH! As a reward, I'll let you watch me make my stupendous pecs dance, bitch!

Happy? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 00:12, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I didn't like, want to make you do it, it was just a suggestion for future. —  (talk) (contributions) 00:15, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

C'mon, admit it, you like the dancing pecs. You liiiiiiike them, you looooove them. :) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 00:26, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Do you think I am gay or something? Well no. e|m|c —  (talk) (contributions) 00:30, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

AAN

Are you looking to be adopted or is there someone I should adopt? Not too sure! In anycase, there is an opening. --ShabiDOO 00:11, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Consider yourself adopted. I am devising a five year plan. Each day will be a grueling marathon of writing, reviewing, repenting, restarting and remaking yourself as a commedy writer. Or...we could...just...do stuff. I dunno. What do you prefer? --ShabiDOO 00:27, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Okay...cool. Lesson number one...we usually keep a conversation on just one page. For example...this conversation has happened on both of our pages. So...I also did what we shouldn't do. Shame on me. Its nice to have one conversation on just one page...so that there is no confusion and so that other people can add their helpful or unhelpful comments any time. That is...if you want the conversation to be helpful. So...lets stick to your user page :) --ShabiDOO 01:03, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

I took a look at your edit history. It doesn't seem like you've hit up the Votes for Highlight recently. Maybe you aren't interested...but its a good place to see the stuff thats comming out now...and what other people think about it. I'd suggest reading some or all of the articles and voting as your heart (if you have one) says. If you choose to vote against an article,¡ or abstain (not vote for or against) try to give a constructive and helpful reason why (trashing someones work is a really asshole thing to do...even if it is bad...so I would seriously suggest keeping all your criticism as a constructive kind). And of course, only vote for an article if you like it...not to make people happy or hope they vote for you later, unless you are that kind of whory person, in which case its your perogative. --ShabiDOO 01:02, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Dont forget to leave a reason why if you abstain from a vote on VFH (and if you vote against). --ShabiDOO 01:11, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Hi. Ready for #2 —  (talk) (contributions) 01:24, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Hahaha. Leson 2 depends on what you are really doing here. Do you want to write? Fix up some old articles? Patrol the site and revert "bad faith" edits (grafiti, blanking pages, stuff)?, are you any good at making images? --ShabiDOO 02:13, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Patrol —  (talk) (contributions) 02:14, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

If you are interested in Patrol...then I'll hand you over to Lollipop for now :) He's a funny and nice guy and he does a lot of that. I almost never do. Write me any time on my talk page when you feel like doing other stuff (writing articles or editing old ones). ;) --ShabiDOO 02:17, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Pee review

Hey hey. I just saw that you left a pee review on Magic mans talk page. I looked at it. Its a good first start (and by that i mean it was constructive criticism). However, its quite short. In a pee review...an author isn't looking to hear that the article is GOOD or BAD but to have an analysis of the article in general. That means...whats funny, whats not, how is the humour over all, how could it be funnier? And thats the humour section alone. Try expanding on each of the sections you have already written. As for the concept...is there a concept? is it clear? what do you think the author is trying to say? how could it be improved? images...do you like the images? do you like the captions? are they in the right place? should he find new ones? suggestions? as for prose and formatting: I personally do it a little differently, but in general here you comment on the style of writing, grammar, how its divided into sections, spelling mystakes etc... And then the miscelanious...do whatever you want...it can be funny. Basically you should have atleast a paragraph in each section. I often have 5 paragraphs or more in the humour sections. If you don't feel ready yet to write that much...wait until you've read a few more pee reviews and until youve written an article or two. Let me know if you get everything Im saying here or if you have any more questions! --ShabiDOO 02:30, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Ok —  (talk) (contributions) 02:33, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Olympian Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my fourth featured UnNews piece.

I appreciate it, and stuff.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:42, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

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Patrolling

Okay Mnidaydwisww. I saw your user page. Nice job. Its obvious you have been (or still are) a member of some other wiki. Anyhoo...since Lollipop isn't really giving you any helpful advice (which isn't his normal way of acting...or maybe it is...i dunno). Lets figure out patrolling together!

Vandals and some users like to vandalize pages for various motivations. Im sure you probably know this. There are different kinds...the ones I know about are:

• Blanking...where the user deletes every byte from the page leaving it blank
• Section blanking....where just a section is blanked or a part of the article.
• Profanity...someone will add a cheap or stupid joke using vulgar words or references or insulting someone...in a way...thats childish and not funny to anyone except them.
• Light changes...these are subtle. Its happened a few times to my own pages (I do keep an eye on the pages I edit of course) The author will make one change or so thats helpful (like a spelling change) and then move a word or two in another section that seems harmless...but infact, the set up the words to spell out something stupid or what not.
• Vanity vandalism...someone adds something to the article that appears funny or usefull, but when reading it...its clear that the author only cares to make fun of someone they know...or show how smart or cool they are. Its almost never funny for anyone else.

Im sure there are more kinds...these are the ones I know.

If you want to go patroling...I guess you can check out "recent changes" you'll see the tab on the left menu. You can skim through those and check to see anything you see thats suspicious. I guess regular users (people who are fairly active on the site) you can skip over. I'd check out what IPs do as well. If an edit is blatant vandalism...then click on the "history" tab and click on "undo" revision. In the edit summary...give a reason for. If the vandalism is totaly obvious and stupid...then go to Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol and list the name of the user. An admin will look into it and possibly ban the guy.

If you find that someone created an article that is totaly stupid...but I mean...really super stupid. If the article is written by someone saying their friend is a loser or their school sucks or someone they know is a fag or something that is long and serious and in NO WAY at all funny. Then go to Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD and list the name of the article. An admin will decide. I guess in a lot of causes if an article is good enough to delete, the user should also be put on ban patrol...but not all cases either. Some are new users and they think they are being funny. Let the admin decide how to deal with these cases.

I guess once youve done that for a bit (and feel free to ask other users who use that page for more advice) then you could get the rollover which is a tool I believe that lets you automatically undo vandalism. You could chat with User:Frosty as well for other tips, I think does ban patrol as well.

If this isn't your thing and / or you are interested in other things (like editing and writing articles, making all sorts of problems for people on the forums, and anything else any time ... let me know on my talk page! If you have any questions about any of this...let me know here on your talk page!

If you don't know how to train a Pakistani elephant how to piss on a house cat without killing it...then you wouldn't make a very good Pakistani elephant trainer! --ShabiDOO 05:29, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Your signature

Hi, please close all (html) tags in your signature; otherwise they affect the rest of the page as well as your sig, and that's not proper use of a signature. This means no open span tags at the end; if you wish to style your timestamp, either include it within the template itself as a parameter or style it outside of the signature template. 1234 ~ 16:16, 10 September 2011

I want to customize my timestamp without doing the following:

• Making a double timestamp
• Having to undo mi sig on other pages
• and much more.

—  (talk) (contributions) 16:43, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Hello.

If I have to fix unclosed span tags in your sign again, I may just ban you. So do please remember to close them. Thanks. 1234 ~ 01:25, 11 September 2011

Hey Mnidaydwisww...as you can see...Lyrithya, one of the jewish secret society organization cabal geo-caitalisitic salve driving aministratros of this website, here to serve you with a smile, has given you a warning about span tags (at least the second warning). Im sure you probably know what she's talking about. Not closing those spans screws up the rest of the page, and admins have to clean that up after you. Since no one thanks them for their hard work, they tend to be really friendly and kind to people who cause more work. I wouldn't take her message to you in a bad way, as it was she herself how suggested to me to take it easy on nOObs and make them feel welcome. I would try to make a big effort to always close those spans in the future. Even though Lyrithya and I are just the best of friends who do each others eyebrows every Sunday, she still banned me for a couple hours once because I didn't sign a vote. Though, I have totally and completely forgotten that it even happened.

How is the patrolling going??? --ShabiDOO 13:52, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

As good as pi —  (talk) (contributions) 21:52, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

Sig-changing

Not trying to pester you, as it's your sig, but you seem to redo your signature at least every day. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 September 2011, at 23:40

We love changing stuff in BVI.

And also, what? —  (talk) (contributions) 00:20, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

Sig

Okay...so Lyrithya blocked you for a bit. She seems to be in a bit of a rough stretch right now...as she tends to "fix" stuff that questionably needs fixing sometimes. PLEASE make sure your signature is closed...and read the rules about the sig as well. I would suggest not changing your sig all the time as your sig is a HUGE part of your identity here...though...of course its up to you. Hows ban patroll...? --ShabiDOO 18:43, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

You know I couldn't edit at all while I was banned. —  (talk) (contributions) 21:20, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Ahhhhhhhh...yes...that's pretty logical. Hey...you should sign up for the nOOb category for the Poo Lit Surprise thing. Its great experience and the judges usually give you a good and friendly review of your article. You just might win...and become the most popular person on the internet...well...maybe just on this shitty sight that no one actually reads. In fact...why do we take this place so seriously anyways? Maybe we should sabotage this website? Sounds like fun. But too much work really. Why dont we all just go to the beach and have fun and do normal people stuff? :)--ShabiDOO 21:24, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

No, No, No, and yes. —  (talk) (contributions) 21:26, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

ICU

Hey there, man. I saw you've been tagging some articles with ICUs, and I think that's great! But I'd like to ask that you read this before doing anymore. Thanks. -- 02:41, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah one liners in particular should just be added here for speedy delete. There is a gadget for that if you're interested. Via Special:Preferences ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:43, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, Frosty, I just added that to the thingy. I don't know why I never had that in there before... -- 02:46, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Should I add the article to QVFD? —  (talk) (contributions) 02:49, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Naw, it's already there, man. Just read the thing I told you to read, and you'll be fine, dude. No harm, no foul, or some shit like that... -- 02:55, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

I added it. I hope this doesn't make you mad. —  (talk) (contributions) 02:57, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

What?! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! Just messin', it's all cool in 'da hood. -- 02:59, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

See you in about 8 hours. —  (talk) (contributions) 03:00, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

What? Why? -- 03:01, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Sockpuppet?

Given exhibit A and exhibit B I'm pretty sure Blatant Lacking is your sockpuppet, although I have no proof. So I'm going to suggest this. If Blatant Lacking is your sockpuppet please stop using it. We have the need for one account only. Period.

If you insist you are not and you continue to arouse suspicions of me and others, well there are methods of proving it. In summary stop using more than one accounts, and if you aren't I'm sorry for the accusation, and please don't make a sockpuppet. You're a good user and I'd hate to see bad things happen.

That is all. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:05, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I noticed that, too. But I figured I'd wait it out and see if I couldn't find any other proof before saying something. -- 03:09, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

I have noticed that. I told him to stop and all. —  (talk) (contributions) 22:30, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

I've checked the logs and all, and i've come to the conclusion on my sock scale, that Blatant Lacking is 100 % a sockpuppet of Mnidaydwisww. Case closed. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 September 2011, at 03:25

I live in an apartment that has one single wi-fi network. I hereby tell you that he is not a sockpuppet. —  (talk) (contributions) 14:21, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

But I cannot give any proof, though. —  (talk) (contributions) 14:23, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

And by the way, what is your sock scale? —  (talk) (contributions) 15:28, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, please. I've heard that excuse a million times. Explain how another person in your building is editing your userpage and responding to questions of your talkpage. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 September 2011, at 22:26

He knows me. And also, if he or I get banned, the other one probably won't make a big fit out of it. —  (talk) (contributions) 22:29, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

I'll talk to the admins and see if they'll give him a warning ban. But you have to be sure it's not a sockpuppet. Lying will get you indefbanned, and we can easily get proof you're lying. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 September 2011, at 23:02

Damn...

You're active. 15:31, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Damn. —  (talk) (contributions) 15:32, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Damn right. Kudos. 15:33, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Daaaaamn kudos. —  (talk) (contributions) 15:34, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Damn kudos all to hell!!! 15:35, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Wikia, please stop sending me damn emails about my talk page being changed by Tom mayfair —  (talk) (contributions) 15:38, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Oyea, and kudos. —  (talk) (contributions) 15:38, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Can't handle the emails? Where the kudo go? 15:40, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Right damn here. KUDOS! And please, no more emails —  (talk) (contributions) 15:42, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

I don't like spam either. 16:21, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Spam is a SUXXO4!!!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!ELEVEN!!!! —  (talk) (contributions) 17:54, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

Shot your fuck up lyrithya. 72.177.199.149 01:24, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Actually I just figured out it was your weird bot hydrant-high-lean or whatever. in which case, fuck you Lyrithya. 72.177.199.149 01:27, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

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Fu Yrtneg (talk) 00:05, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

To answer your question

Not really, I think it's funny. Plus that one scene where Pinkie magically has hands. XD -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-11-18T22:06

Cecilie Kortbæk

Who? I have googled and I cannot find who this is supposed to be. Let me know, otherwise I will delete this in case it is vanity and/or cyberbullying. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:55, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

I didn't create the page, I just ICU'd it. —  (talk) (contributions) Nov 19 2012 15:26

Ah..misread the log. Apologies. In that case I will delete it for the above reasons. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:29, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

FIYC

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

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—  (talk) (contributions) Nov 20 2012 19:10

Thanks, I'll put it on my userpage. —  (talk) (contributions) Nov 20 2012 19:10

I agree.

I agree with you, that last episode was a bit too preachy for me. Hell, excluding Too Many Pinkie Pies all the recent episodes have been unusually sucky. Now the recent Eddsworld episode, THAT was awesome! :D -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-11-27T00:11

_otY

Thanks for the vote on WotY! But I gotta bear bad news and say you should just back a single horse on UotY. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:47, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

1. You're welcome. You're "awesome".
2. OK —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 20 2013 16:44

it

yes -hipcrime 23:41, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

Hint, hint.

Since UnVoyage is a project, shouldn't there be a colon, then the article name on it? I'm working on mine right now. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 04:47, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Well the reason I'm not doing that is 1) I'm banned, 2) it's not officially a namespace yet. Once someone gets it to be a namespace (probably by Zombiebaron or TKF) that'll happen. Also, good job on your first un-travel guide. Good luck! —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 25 2013 15:44.

This

Given you and I have never spoken directly, and I have absolutely no idea what you think have you that option, I'd appreciate you not touching my user page in the future. It's a courtesy to other users that you don't edit their user pages without their permission. Many regular users have been banned for doing exactly that. Given your edit had no actual impact, no harm - no foul. But just so you don't get banned for it in the future, or get smacked down by a user who actually would take offence at your edits, I thought you may appreciate the heads up. Nominally Humane! 10:11 01 Mar

Alright. I'm sorry for doing it as well. Best of luck on the Wikia Uncyc —  (talk) (contributions) 22:41, 1 March 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. If ever you feel like visiting you know where we are. Nominally Humane! 11:01 01 Mar

I responded

Check the WOTM. No I have not won it, you can win it more than once anyway. I confused UOTY for UOTM I guess.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:24 3.05.13

Ok. —  (talk) (contributions) 22:24, 5 March 2013 (UTC)

Hello Sir

I'm your friendly IRS auditor, and I've noticed that you've been using the Mordillo Engine ^TM on your webpage without paying royalties. I shall proceed with a full fiscal audit to satisfy our taxation needs. Please present us with your financial records, DVD library, and two chocolate chips cookies. The large ones. ~ 13:18, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Stuff

That's a financial record, right? My DVD library is here. Also, here are your cookies, you're "welcome". —  (talk) (contributions) 05:27, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

Thank you sir. And here is your complimentary Boner.. ~ 12:35, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome, me. —  (talk) (contributions) 21:40, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

Against votes

My dearest Y. First...I'll review your article with pleasure. Very soon. Second, different users have different ideas what writer and user of the month is. I see it as a way of celebrating users who contribute to the wiki or write great articles. A few users see it as a competition. If it was a competition though, users would win it more than once. TKF would have won it many times. Voting against a user is very rare, and the last time that happened, it created drama (of which I unrepentingly played a part). You can vote against if you like, but I'd suggest that your vote is better spent nominating someone else and voting for them. --ShabiDOO 00:58, 9 March 2013 (U

OK, but can I have banana pancakes? —  (talk) (contributions) 06:06, 9 March 2013 (UTC)

Your timing could not be better. I have a dumptruck full of banana pancakes, and since my religion forbids me from eating food, I just don't know what to do with them.

--ShabiDOO 17:21, 9 March 2013 (UTC)

Hey, I'm right here! —  (talk) (contributions) 05:07, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

I'm not trying to attack you, but I need to warn you.

As per above, I am not intending to attack you. Take this as more of a warning. Not a warning, but a warning. Taking if you didn't read the articles beforehand, I doubt that you read 13 articles in 7 minutes. You're not fooling anyone. I'm gonna point some stuff out. The Woodburninator is in the Hall of Shame with 9 features, so this guy is obviously funny. RAHB has 20+ features and voted for. And all 9 of the for votes came from Hall of Shame writers with talent and they do know funny when they see it. And seeing this was basically the trend with all of the 13 articles, with in fact AGAINST on all of them is suspicious. Not saying all of them were feature worthy, but you're coming off with a trait of retaliation. And taking that, you aren't in the Hall of Shame and recently nominated something that could have easily been nominated for VFD and deleted with swiftness. Don't let this bring you down, but you're going to need to work on your articles a lot more. So do I. I know this because I was in the same situation as you are.

Basically all I'm saying is, you're not fooling anyone. You didn't read all of them and/or your votes weren't seriously factored within yourself. I advise you to reread MOST OF THEM, AND IT'D BE NICE IF YOU REREAD ALL and make some serious votes.

By the chance you didn't do any of the above, just explain. And remember, this is not me attacking you, I'm trying to be helpful. You're getting a bad reputation around here on this trend. Not only that but multiple users have become irritated with you and considered you a troll. You're not a troll, though. In a couple of years, you'll be on the way to 20+ features if you do well! I believe in you.

But seriously, with this voting rate, we don't need arrogant vote run-throughs. We just don't need 'em.

 Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:23 3.19.13

If you want you can strike them all out - it was a joke, and I was going to remove most of them later. —  (talk) (contributions) 01:55:10 2013/03/20 UTC

Aaahhh pulling the ol April Fools card early eh? I can't. I'm on my iPod. Thanks for telling the truth, you'll have to strike them out. Silly me. Good judging in the HMC!!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 01:58 3.20.13

Thank you, I'd also like to apologize. What's the difference between a warningand a warning? —  (talk) (contributions) 02:32:03 2013/03/20 UTC

Scoring

Hey...the competition still has two hours to go. Unless a user has explicitly said their done...you ought to wait please. Thanks biatch. --ShabiDOO 01:16, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Everyone that I judged said they're done —  (talk) (contributions) 01:45:21 2013/03/22 UTC

Okay...great. --ShabiDOO 01:47, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thank you for judging Happy Monkey, and thanks for the nice score you gave my page. I've been polishing it off and on since the contest closed (at a secret site) and it's much better now. So this was a fun one - and Zombiebaron had the topic I assigned! You are a gentleletter and a scholar. Aleister 1:02 24-3-'13

Thanks! You're welcome. It was a pleasure reading and judging your article. —  (talk) (contributions) 19:22:15 2013/03/24 UTC

My dearest Judge

I allowed a late entry The contestant offered me Thai massages for the next five years. Could you please review Crimean_War whenever possible. Preferably no later than Thursday? I love you. --ShabiDOO 23:45, 24 March 2013 (UTC)

Sure thang. Love ya too. —  (talk) (contributions) 12:28:37 2013/03/25 UTC

Judging

Hey Y. I know you usually don't give explanations for your votes on VFH, so I was really glad to see that you made an effort to give some feedback for your results on the competition. You were more than fair and consistent with the results and true to your own subjective view. Very very nice judging this year indeed. Thanks again! --ShabiDOO 04:25, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Thank you. You're welcome. —  (talk) (contributions) 22:00:39 2013/03/27 UTC

Hello Y

I've been... expecting you. There's a... favour, I'd like to... ask. Could you, kindly, vote yes on Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded? Your support would be... appreciated by... the cabal. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:27, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

Yup —  (talk) (contributions) 21:16:39 2013/08/14 UTC

wye

New and freshly archived. —  (talk) (contributions) 21:25:35 2013/08/14 UTC

YAY

You archived! *Denza leans in and kisses Y. Then blushes. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 21:27, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

Yyup. I archive every ten topics. —  (talk) (contributions) 21:28:24 2013/08/14 UTC

re: irc

Hey yeah of course. I always like to chat with uncyclopedians. My gmail and fb is on my user page or give me a time and I'll try to irc – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

In case you're still alive...

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC ^[TALK] 17:12 Jun 7 2014

Why man? I'm too lazy to write (which I am not good at anyways). Why do you want me back? I've got better stuff to do... I think. —  (talk) (contributions) 07:32:37 2014/06/23 UTC

Want to help judge happy monkey? --ShabiDOO 17:28, 23 June 2014 (UTC)

OK, if I don't forget. I don't really come here anymore because I'm busy with work-related things (during the day) and reddit//mu/ (during the night). When is it? —  (talk) (contributions) 02:05:23 2014/07/04 UTC

You missed it! JFC 02:09. Jul 4

Well that sucks. Who are you? —  (talk) (contributions) 02:12:22 2014/07/04 UTC

I am the Messiah. Who are you? JFC 02:14. Jul 4

Y do you ask?

Also, you're MrN, right? —  (talk) (contributions) 02:16:58 2014/07/04 UTC 02:16, 4 July 2014 (UTC)

I asked because you did. ...

Y called him MrN and MrN said: “Oh yes. That's what they used to call me. MrN the 9000. That was one of my names.“ 02:31, 4 July 2014 (UTC)

Talk about it here if you like rather than in the forum... Up to you. It's a bit more private here, although everyone is still looking, they just pretend they are not... :) MrN 02:56. Jul 10

Vote, Vote, Vote

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:35, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Hello

👋 Jimbo (talk) 05:19, 11 October 2019 (UTC)

Desciclopédia

Ei, porque há duas versões da Uncyclopedia? uncyclopedia.co e uncyclopedia.ca . Qual dessas é a mesma que foi expulsa da Wikia? Smalkade (talk) 17:32, 18 October 2019 (UTC)

Olá Smalkade. Em 2013, Uncyclopedia deixou o Wikia por causa da censura e mudou-se para o uncyclopedia.co. Algumas pessoas ficaram no Wikia até maio de 2019, quando a Wikia fechou o uncyclopedia.ca. Tentamos mesclar os dois sites, mas isso falhou. Os usuários da Wikia decidiram mudar para o uncyclopedia.ca. Atualmente, o uncyclopedia.co tem cerca de dez vezes mais usuários ativos que o uncyclopedia.ca. Veja aqui para mais informações. Espero que isso responda à sua pergunta e peço desculpas pelo meu pobre português. Sinta-se livre para me perguntar se você tiver mais perguntas. —  (talk) (contributions) 17:42:30 2019/10/18 UTC

Entendo, mas isso não traria problemas relacionados à diplomacia (UnMeta e uncyclopedia.info) da Uncyclopedia em relação aos outros idiomas? Como a Uncyclopedia é representada no UnMeta? Smalkade (talk) 18:39, 18 October 2019 (UTC)

Ambos os sites são mencionados no uncyclopedia.info. O que você quer dizer com "problemas relacionados à diplomacia"? —  (talk) (contributions) 20:03:53 2019/10/18 UTC

Acredito que o representante de uncyclopedia.co não seja o mesmo representante de uncyclopedia.ca, não é verdade? Caso haja uma discussão entre as várias Uncyclopedias na wiki UnMeta, quem representaria a Uncyclopedia de língua inglesa? Smalkade (talk) 20:25, 22 October 2019 (UTC)

Sim esta correto. Se isso acontecesse, os dois sites competiriam pela representação. Ambos os sites alegam que eles são a "verdadeira Uncyclopedia". No entanto, existe uma longa tradição de neutralidade entre os dois sites. Tentamos não criar drama, se possível. —  (talk) (contributions) 20:36:30 2019/10/22 UTC

Entendo. Obrigado por responder minhas mensagens. Smalkade (talk) 18:58, 23 October 2019 (UTC)

ha ha now i are have of gavings you a personal not-birmingamish wanoleasing into of user page dat is like an original 2019 autography by the king (elvis). so gib moni plos

big moni i are of needs. --87.18.153.185 (talk) 05:25, 2 November 2019 (UTC)

Thanks dude, your edit actually fixed an alignment on my user page. Maybe we should stop banning you all the time! —  (talk) (contributions) 06:00:50 2019/11/02 UTC

The articles "OOF" and "Jaxson"

About "OOF"... I was just screwing around when I made that. I didn't even think of expanding it. I had just joined the site, and I was bored. I don't have time to make it into a better article, but maybe someone else can. It's more of a meme than anything else, so I don't know if it's even allowed. As for "Jaxson", I didn't know about the rule against vanity, and I didn't even know what vanity meant until you took the article down. The article was based on an inside joke between me and my friend Jaxson, which he came up with. He didn't know about the article, and it'll stay that way now that it's been taken down, which is fine by me. Sorry if I shouldn't reply to you on your talk page! I'm still trying to figure out how this site works! You can reply on my talk page if you want to. MikeKhajiit (talk) 15:55, 2 November 2019 (UTC)

Thanks for sending me this message, I'll reply on your talk page. —  (talk) (contributions) 16:24:02 2019/11/02 UTC

My dear Y

Might you be ever so kind and consider getting around to completing your judgery of the Aristocrats competition...that is if it isn't too much of a bother to request this of you? Forgive my intrusion, I'm ever so sorry and already deeply regret this intrusion. ShabiDOO 22:05, 16 December 2019 (UTC)

Hi Shabidoo, I have been slowly working on getting the articles judged. Some complications within my personal life have prevented me from getting this completed in a more expeditious manner, but rest assured that I will get this done by at most a month from now, if not by the end of this year. I love you. —  (talk) (contributions) 22:55:42 2019/12/23 UTC

Hello the spam filter is not working properly

On the South Korea page, I am trying to make an edit but the dang so-called automatic spam filter is keep yelling at me.

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Korean Foods Korean Food mostly consists of rice, kimchi, Mudkip and zerg broodlings. Most Korean foods are named such that they can be used as lyrics in any Little Richard song ("Bi-bim-a-loo-bap dolsot-kim-bap"). As Scottish cuisine is largely based on a series of dares ("Eat a sheep bladder, you say?"), Korean cuisine is mostly based on making the cuisine of their former Japanese overlords so spicy that it becomes inedible and eventually even unrecognizable as food. A Dog Soup (보신탕 Bosintang in Korean) is also a unique Korean cuisine.

• Rice. Well, what do you expect?
• Ketchup. Used liberally as a pizza/pasta/rice sauce and a pastry filling. Also can be drunk.
• Galbi or kalbi It's basically Saram ribs (male or female) fried and sauteed over the dying body of the saram it formerly belonged to. An excellent dish to serve for parties and other social gatherings of Koreans

Koreans made a human out of kimchi.

• Kimchi looks suspiciously like sauerkraut mixed with spicy ketchup. Although one might confuse it with coleslaw that's been left out in the sun too long, it is not meant to be eaten as a side dish. It's a spicy, garlicy fermented cabbage used as a universal condiment to add spice and a strong garlic flavor to any foods (like ice cream or toast) that might have escaped the customary chili pepper gang rape most foods endure before being placed on a Korean table. It is Korea's national food which also explains why Korean food remains purely Korea's national food and hasn't been widely adopted like pizza or Thai food. Despite this, koreans actually love kimchi, so they made a warrior out of it.
• Mana gives plus 20 life points. Normally eaten after a raid on a dwarf mine in WoW.
• Soju is a tangy drink not unlike paint thinner or methylated spirits. It's usually found at children's birthdays, school cafeterias, and in the hands of about every other Korean male. Few brands of soju list their actual alcohol content on the bottle beyond an unspoken promise "there's enough fer ya", however, the usuall estimate is around 98% alcohol.
• Mak Geolli is a traditional soup that is made of rice, fermented inside Jumo belly. They used to say "one more for the road, Jumo!" to drink more of it. Young children doesn't like the favor of it, but older Koreans always live with it.
• Cigarettes are a very delicious food of the Koreans. They are consumed with Soju and with other people. Sometimes the butts of the cigarettes are lit for added flavor.
• Zerglings Duh, best eaten while roasted over an open fire. Wings can serve as a crunchy side dish.
• Bibimbap Rice mixed with various stuffs, such as Zergling's heads and Mutalisk's wings. All of them are mixed with red ketchup-like but spicy sauce. Some people might have it with delicious dogs. Jeon-Ju Bibimbap, which is considered the best bibimbap in Korea, has rare ultralisk blades
• SamGyeopsal & Sangchoo Korean delicacy often enjoyed by middle income people. Sam Gyeopsal is actually belly of nerds who protested against Korean's love of Starcraft. Sangchoos are bitter tasting green stuffs that eliminates the lethal poison emitted by those nerd meat.
• Khaydarin Crystal Although this is a speculation, there are incidents in which Khaydarin Crystals were used as parts of a certain type of sauce, although it is not confirmed if the Koreans were doing it. Some speculate that the Zerg were doing it, others speculate that the Americans were doing it.

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These are the things I wanted to save. – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheK8Gamer (talk • contribs)

Hi TheK8Gamer, it appears that the filter you triggered was the "Silence, brand" filter which attempts to stop spambots from advertising commercial products. However, you didn't write any of the words that trip the filter in your edit. Upon examining the code of the filter, I noticed that the filter was blocking all edits from new accounts where the article already contained those words. I have modified the filter so that rule is no longer in place. You should now be able to make that edit. If you try making that edit again and it does not work, let me know, and I will fix the problem. Sorry for the confusion, and I hope this helps. Let me know if you need anything else. —  (talk) (contributions) 16:06:50 2020/02/13 UTC

Cancer article vs Cancer mk2

Hello. For two days now I have been working on User:MegaGoat/Dank Memes 21/Cancer mk2, an alteration on Dank Memes 21's version of the cancer page. I think i'm finished with User:MegaGoat/Dank Memes 21/Cancer mk2 for now but I need some opinions on the piece. Are there any opinions you have on Cancer mk2 or can you help me find other opinions on it? -MegaGoat ^Contribs 15:46, 28 March 2020 (UTC)

Hey MegaGoat, this article looks a lot better than the original version. I would be alright with you putting it into mainspace on Cancer. Some suggestions I would make might be to expand the lead of the article along with the first two sections. You also might benefit from putting the article into Pee Review, where experienced editors review users' articles. There is also a Pee Review section on our Discord if you'd like to talk to some people there. I strongly suggest you join our Discord channel, here is a link to join. Let me know if you have any further questions. Thanks! —  (talk) (contributions) 05:21:07 2020/03/29 UTC

Question about photos

Hey Y, I was hoping you could help me out. Later this week when I have a little more time, I wanna create an article for the Houston Astros, and I would love to use one of the "Houston Asterisks" pics that can be found with a simple Google search. I also want to make sure that any pic I upload is done properly (whatever steps are necessary) and that I don't use anything that's copyrighted or otherwise not allowed. Thanks. MrX blow me 16:02, 13 April 2020 (UTC)

Hey MrX, if you want to join our Discord channel and PM me, I can talk about this with you in an better way. Basically, if you find an image online, you can use its URL and put it into Special:Upload. We're not technically supposed to upload copyrighted content, but we do so all the time, and we have a fair use policy. When you're uploading the file, you can select its license from the drop-down menu on Special:Upload. Also, Google Images has a feature where if you search for an image and hit "Tools", you can find images that are marked for noncommercial reuse. However, I wasn't able to find any of those Houston Asterisks images there. I think it'd probably be alright if you just uploaded the file and marked it as a copyright violation or an unknown license.

This might be a lot of information to take in, so if you need more help, I'd recommend that you join our Discord channel and either PM me there or talk to some other folks there who might be able to help. —  (talk) (contributions) 16:54:42 2020/04/13 UTC

Hey Y, that is a good amount of information, but is also very clear and concise. Thanks for your help, I think I have what I need to get started. As for Discord, I'll get on that tomorrow. MrX blow me 17:31, 13 April 2020 (UTC)

Uhhhhhhhh........

It appears that you have become Wolverhampton and ruined everything. Why? -- namegoeshere (talk) (contribs) 14:04, 21 April 2020 (UTC)

This was not a unilateral decision. Several of the administrators and I agreed to put up a Wolverhampton reskin to honor him. As you can see, Zombiebaron uploaded a new logo to commemorate both Wolverhampton and 4/20. This was not something I just decided to do to vandalize the site. —  (talk) (contributions) 14:58:15 2020/04/21 UTC

Ah, okay. Thanks. I was confused, since it's 4/21 where I live. -- namegoeshere (talk) (contribs) 18:16, 21 April 2020 (UTC)

Thanks for that answer; just curious, but I'm new here and User:Wolverhampton brings up very little... who is Wolverhampton, and what's with 4/20? Thanks for any info. Treehousesafety (talk) 13:03, 23 April 2020 (UTC)

Wolverhampton has been a member of our community for about a decade, but he has edited under countless different usernames. Previously, we would always ban him because his edits seemed like vandalism, but we have recently decided to unban him and to let him into the community. We decided to honor him with a reskin. We also decided to connect this with the international 4/20 holiday relating to marijuana. —  (talk) (contributions) 14:55:21 2020/04/23 UTC

Thank you! Wikis are fascinating.Treehousesafety (talk) 15:30, 23 April 2020 (UTC)

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCP!

Kommies, there's no need to feel down
I said, comrades, pick yourself off the ground
I said, comrades, 'cause you're in a new town
It is Weed-ver-hamp-ton-upon...
Wandolz, there's a place you can go
I said, kommies, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCP
It's fun to stay at the YMCP
Da Mexitexan Commie Party you will enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the YMCP
It's fun to stay at the YMCP

Thank you for this Wolverhampton, I am sincerely grateful. —  (talk) (contributions) 17:46:05 2020/04/23 UTC

Also, please join us on Discord. https://discord.gg/r3dbd8mUpH —  (talk) (contributions) 18:01:32 2020/04/23 UTC

Plos into thankings you

Thanxings youings. PS: what's a "discord"? --Walbro (talk) 19:56, 25 April 2020 (UTC)

Discord is the network where all of us hang out. Click on this link, and you can talk to all of us. —  (talk) (contributions) 20:28:51 2020/04/25 UTC

Plos into thankings you 2

Kippy gives you the most sincere thank you for voting him bureaucrat

Plos into YMCPvian thankings yuo

Hugs! --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 04:33, 24 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi Walbro, thank you very much for the image you made me. I like how it celebrates my Mexitexan heritage. —  (talk) (contributions) 04:34:54 2020/05/24 UTC

Y'a welcome. Next conventions of the YMCP at the railway stations of: El Paso and Juárez; Presidio and Ojinaga; Del Rio and Acuña; Eagle Pass and Piedras Negras; Laredo and Nuevo Laredo; McAllen and Reynosa; Brownsville and Matamoros. Bcuz it's fun to stay at the YMCP! :-) --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 04:50, 24 May 2020 (UTC)

It's fun to stay at the YMCP!

Hi, am here just to hug u and... Yes, I'll complete the Y'nthem ASAP. And, even if am a mIRCophile Cromagnon, I'll learn and join Discord Inferno. PS: let's see how the YMCP seal will sound like in an oblique version. Because I've to find...

... Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCP
It's fun to stay at the YMCP
Da Mexitexan Commie Party you will enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the YMCP
It's fun to stay at the YMCP

CU soon. --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 03:54, 5 June 2020 (UTC)

I love you —  (talk) (contributions) 22:07:49 2020/06/12 UTC

Luv luv luv. And now, it's Agit-prop time! :-D --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 04:54, 17 June 2020 (UTC)

Is that the village people?? —  (talk) (contributions) 08:52:46 2020/08/09 UTC

Thanks for giving me the rights but what to they do?

The title says it all? Please respond. This is literally my 40th edit. Thanks! And please do not block me. Gale5050 (talk) 23:32, 10 August 2020 (UTC)

Hi Gale5050, the confirmed and autopatrolled rights basically mean that you're a legitimate user (not a vandal) and get the permissions that we set aside from new users to prevent vandalism. The "confirmed" right means you can edit semi-protected articles (typically automatically given after 4 days and 10 edits), and the autopatrolled right means that your edits aren't shown with an unpatrolled exclamation point symbol in Special:RecentChanges. Let me know if that doesn't make sense. I won't block you if you don't break any rules. —  (talk) (contributions) 23:39:26 2020/08/10 UTC

Ok. Whytheonlyone is a trusted user who doesnt have these rights(he has rollback)so is automatically in that package? The Uncyclopedia stresses me out whenever I do this, so I am taking a break for some time. My last break was due to a power outage, so I won’t be contributing back here for a couple of days. Gale5050 (talk) 23:43, 10 August 2020 (UTC)

Whytheonlyone has the permissions granted from those rights implicitly due to the age of their account, so they don't need to be given those rights manually, if that makes sense. I'm very sorry that you feel so stressed out, you'll learn more about the site over time. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help, you seem like someone who could contribute positively to the site. —  (talk) (contributions) 23:47:03 2020/08/10 UTC

I’ll ask later. A welcome message would be nice, though. Gale5050 (talk) 23:52, 10 August 2020 (UTC)

Yeah, I’ll say it’ll get easier on me as time passes :). And hopefully I can edit legit on WMF. I lost power and my IP actually switched from 47.16.99.72 to 67.85.37.186, lol Gale5050 (talk) 01:53, 11 August 2020 (UTC)

Adoption

Since you did welcome me, can you show me the way around the Uncyclopedia(adopt me)? Thanks. --Gale5050 (talk) 23:39, 13 August 2020 (UTC)

Hey Gale5050, I'd be happy to. I should let you know that I don't have a lot of experience when it comes to writing funny articles (I don't do much writing around here), but I know pretty much all there is to know about every other aspect of the site, such as patrol, maintenance, how to format, and all that good stuff. I'd be happy to show you around the site and helo you learn the way and become a helpful user when it comes to patrolling vandalism, participating in the community, and helping us move forward as a site. Let me know if that's okay with you; I understand if you'd like more help with writing as opposed to patrol/maintenance, and I'd be happy to refer you to somebody else if that's the case. Otherwise, I'd be more than happy to adopt you. I'd suggest that you join our Discord as a first step (this is where our community hangs out and holds dynamic discussions), and we can start a private message chain there. —  (talk) (contributions) 23:58:20 2020/08/13 UTC

Ok. I don't need that much. --Gale5050 (talk) 00:18, 14 August 2020 (UTC)

Update-I can't join the Discord as Chrome OS won't support it. Also I recently got blocked at Gamepedia so that's a problem. --Gale5050 (talk) 00:20, 14 August 2020 (UTC)

Hey Gale5050, you should be able to join from the web app at discordapp.com. Let me know if that doesn't work. It doesn't really matter to us that you got blocked from Gamepedia. —  (talk) (contributions) 00:33:05 2020/08/14 UTC

Y (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser Ok but I have to like download the app. As it’s 9:35pm where I live I’ll do it tomorrow. Gale5050 (talk) 01:35, 14 August 2020 (UTC)

At the link I linked, you shouldn't have to download anything even though it says "app" in the link. I think the web version should work on Chrome OS. —  (talk) (contributions) 00:35:22 2020/08/16 UTC

It doesn’t apparently. Maybe it will on Mobile, but it’s really early so I’ll try later Gale5050 (talk) 12:19, 16 August 2020 (UTC)

Update my parents wouldn’t let me get Discord. Gale5050 (talk) 00:34, 19 August 2020 (UTC)

Y (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser please respond. Note I kind of need adoption after (1)getting blocked indefinitely at Wikipedia, (2) being locked from the whole WMF, (3) being blocked at Fortnite Wiki(escalating from 3 days to indefinite quite fast) Gale5050 (talk) 21:17, 21 August 2020 (UTC)

Hey Gale5050, I apologize for my delayed response, I've been out of town with family for a while. If you can, send me an email at this link or at y@uncyclopedia.co, and we can get started. I'd prefer to have some sort of dynamic private discussion rather than a Mediawiki talk page, if that makes sense. Let me know if that doesn't work for you. —  (talk) (contributions) 22:02:12 2020/08/23 UTC

Ok. But it doesn’t work right now. Lol I don’t even have my computer. I’m in Maine. That’s why I’m not making any other edits. I can email you when I arrive back in New York Gale5050 (talk) 16:52, 26 August 2020 (UTC)

Ok. But it doesn’t work right now. Lol I don’t even have my computer. I’m in Maine. That’s why I’m not making any other edits. I can email you when I arrive back in New York Gale5050 (talk) 16:53, 26 August 2020 (UTC)

Bad Move

Hi. I recently moved 7-Eleven to a new title, 7-Eleven(Boeing 747), and while at the time it was good for convinence, I realized something-it violates Uncyclopedia principles, so should it be reverted back? Also, can we make an article about the 7-Eleven chain? --Gale (5050) Complaint Department 16:14, 1 September 2020 (UTC)

Hi Gale5050, I moved the article back to its original location. If you want to make an article about the 7-Eleven chain, you're free to do so. I'd suggest that you start it out in your own userspace, then once it's finished, we can sort out the problem of the article titles. I'll respond to your email later today or tomorrow. —  (talk) (contributions) 16:24:34 2020/09/01 UTC

Ok. When I make the 7-Eleven chain article, we can move the article again. Gale (5050) Complaint Department 16:55, 1 September 2020 (UTC)

Remove confirmed

Remove confirmed please. I'm already 'autoconfirmed'. Keep 'autopatrolled', however. Any way I can get rollbacker rights? --Gale (5050) Complaint Department 19:28, 1 September 2020 (UTC)

Sure —  (talk) (contributions) 21:03:52 2020/09/02 UTC

RevDel on enwiki

There is an inactive admin called Y at enwiki if its you please revdel [1]. Gale 5050 Complaint Department 01:48, 4 September 2020 (UTC)

Hi, that's not me. I'm not an admin there, my username there is RAGentry —  (talk) (contributions) 02:22:33 2020/09/04 UTC

This is my username there I am a locked user there. Can you contact an administrator and get them to RevDel. It's that WP:User: UnderArmourKid vandal making 9/11 unblock requests. --Gale 5050 Complaint Department 22:36, 4 September 2020 (UTC)

I'm not going to make any request on your behalf, I would just let Wikipedia's administration handle it themselves. —  (talk) (contributions) 00:19:35 2020/09/05 UTC

Hopefully wp:User:k6ka notices. --Gale 5050 Complaint Department 16:08, 5 September 2020 (UTC)

Hugs

HUGGETTONEDITUCAN! --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 04:55, 11 September 2020 (UTC)

HUGGAHUGGAHUGGA HUGGAHUGGAHUGGA HUGGETTONEDITUCAN! —  (talk) (contributions) 18:14:22 2020/09/11 UTC

Remove autopatrolled

Comes with rollback. Duplicate rights. Gale5050 Complain about me! 12:37, 19 September 2020 (UTC)

Ok, but please stop telling people what to do, especially administrators. This type of conduct can be seen as disrespectful and a few of our administrators might get annoyed enough to ban you for a while. —  (talk) (contributions) 16:09:45 2020/09/19 UTC

Ok. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 16:35, 19 September 2020 (UTC)

Something funky

Hey Y, I'm bringing this to your attention since I believe you are the most recent admin to edit. I'm not sure if this is even a problem, but it's got me curious to say the least. 2 new pages were recently created, one is called "M" and one is called "O". At least, that's what they look like. If you type M or O into the search bar you go to the old pages that are about the letters. I'm baffled as to how these new ones exist. As far as I can tell, they're not using any sort of special characters so I don't know how to tell the difference between the old M and the new M. Anyway, just thought maybe someone would wanna know. Cheers. MrX blow me 20:30, 2 October 2020 (UTC)

Hey MrX, I copied the characters into Google and it looks as if they're both Cyrillic letters that look like M and O. Pretty sneaky if you ask me! Hope you're alright. —  (talk) (contributions) 10:43:13 2020/10/03 UTC

Ah, I should've thought've that. I just pasted them into Word. Anyway, thanks, hopefully they'll get huffed, or maybe they'll be easter eggs. I am great thanks! Hope you are doing great too! MrX blow me 06:11, 4 October 2020 (UTC)

Request

Hi,thumbsucker,I am applying for the right I am requesting to be given this right.thank you— Sourav • 06:46, 4 November 2020 (UTC)

Ok, you can have this right. —  (talk) (contributions) 16:32:24 2020/11/05 UTC

Excuse me, what does it mean to be a thumbsucker? Doctor Strange (talk) 16:44, 5 November 2020 (UTC)

People with the ability to view the history and revisions of deleted pages are only available to users and administrators. Although able to view this text, they cannot recover or delete pages. Useful for editors who want to rewrite pages have been deleted. Misuse of this group's copyright paste articles without actually changing them will result in the removal of the thumb in the user group and literally.— Sourav • 17:06, 5 November 2020 (UTC)

Thumbsuckers are able to view text and histories that have been deleted. —  (talk) (contributions) 17:22:52 2020/11/05 UTC

I want to delete my article, but the antivandalism filter is mad at me.

Created this because Kitten Huffing had a red link to it, but the page actually exists under a slightly different name. Also I can't send this message with any links in it because spam filter. This is getting silly. Here's the article:

Murphy's law application for anti-gravitatory cats

@Parrotapocalypse: I went ahead and changed your article to a redirect to the already existing article. That should take care of things. Another way to request new articles be deleted is to put them on QVFD(QuickVoteForDeletion). Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:14, 20 November 2020 (UTC)

Merry Potato Day!

Seasons Greasy! Kippy wishes you the starchiest of Potato Days, and prays Potato Pete leaves you spuds a' plenty in your hung tater sack.

Happy New Year

43 minutes away in NY, 103 minutes away in TX. Hopefully 2021 is better then this sucky year. --Gale5050 complain about me! 04:17, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

Forum:Discord restructuring

Sorry, but no one has edited it in a week and it's archived. You'll need to start a new discussion now. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:40, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, I kind of got sidetracked with real-life things and left that behind. Maybe I'll get back to it someday. Sorry I never responded to your new year's message; I hope you're doing okay and have a good 2021 as well. —  (talk) (contributions) 06:46:51 2021/01/17 UTC

Change Username request.

Hi, I would like to ask for your help, I had changed my username recently at Thai Uncyclopedia from "ชาวไทย" to "คนเทย" and I would like to change my English and Undata account one to use the same username. Can you do that for me?

--ชาวไทย (talk) 10:33, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

Hi, unfortunately I am not able to change your name, because only bureaucrats can do that. Please contact EMC or Kippy for a username change. —  (talk) (contributions) 06:41:07 2021/02/17 UTC

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:55, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:17, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Huggle message

Hi _Y!

Uncyclopedia has been on a growth spurt as of recently, and as such, we are introducing a brand new feature to the table tonight: Huggle! Yes, the same tool you know and love from Wikipedia has made its way into the Uncyclomedia Foundation's impenetratable walls.

Huggle makes it easy to revert vandalism, leave messages to users and basically speedily process edits here on Uncyclopedia. You may also use it to block users and do other things, if you are a sysop!

To use Huggle, you must be both extended-confirmed (having 500 edits and 30 days' existence), and you must also have rollback rights. If you are an admin who does not have either of these rights, feel free to grant them to yourself. Some features, such as page protection and user blocking, are locked behind the walls of adminship.

If you wish to install Huggle, feel free to do so now! For assistance, please contact either JJPMaster or Cassie, who are jointly responsible for this implementation of Huggle.

Have a wonderful day, and may Sophia bless you, Charlie the bot (talk) 01:38, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Tried to edit page, failed and was unable to funny.

Hello. I created this account literally an hour ago to put some humor in my otherwise anime-plagued life. My father was correct, I am indeed disappointing as I have already managed to mess something up. I tried to make a small edit to the Swordfish page and was greeting by this message:

Hello. The edit or creation that you were trying to do was caught up by our automatic spam filter.

The name of the filter that blocked your edit was "Spambots that use br tags".

If you are a human, then this was probably an error on our end, as our abuse filter has a tendency of disallowing legitimate edits by new users.

If you were trying to do something normal, please contact an administrator on their talk page and explain what you were trying to do.

Help would be appreciated as I have already forgotten what I sent this for.

      Please don't copulate with my cat,
                                     Koios

Hey Koios, sorry for the late reply. I've changed your user rights so you should be able to make the edit now. Let me know if it doesn't work. —  (talk) (contributions) 02:34:04 2021/04/20 UTC

Thanks for your vote!

MrX blow me 17:23, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:45, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost

Good things come to those who wait. So does the UnSignpost.

1 May 2021 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------

Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.

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Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect! Biopic This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!

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From The Logs

• 1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)

• 10 April 2021‎ JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13)‎ . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))

• 22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit

Top VFH Competitors

• User:Zombiebaron/Resignation (9/2)

• UnNews:As Bernie Sanders starts his second term, we reflect on his Presidency so far (5.5/4)

• Patent nonsense on Wheels! (1/2.5)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week COVID-19 (6/1)

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From The Forums

• We are still learning how to count. Albeit much faster.

• Gale5050.

• There is nothing to worry about! Right?

• Gale5050 again. Or not.

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UnSignpost News Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.

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Chat Quote Supergeeky1: Boner.

Poo Lit Surprise is back!

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

• Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
• Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
• Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
• Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
• Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:30, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:31, 13 December 2021