User talk:MikeKhajiit
Anyone can put anything in here, I'll read it eventually. I'll get rid of anything I find rude, offensive, inappropriate, or unnecessary, though. MikeKhajiit (talk) 19:52, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
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By the way, the two articles you created will probably get deleted because they are very short and we don't allow vanity. If you want to expand the article "Oof" into a full article, it would be a good idea to do that in your userspace or with a {{construction}} tag, otherwise it will be deleted. Let me know if you have any questions. — 
(talk) (contributions) 04:18:49 2019/10/31 UTC
The article OOF[edit source]
Hi MikeKhajiit, not sure if you saw the message I posted above, because it was hidden with the "welcome" message that most people don't read. I just want to let you know that I deleted your article "Jaxson" because we don't allow vanity articles. As for the article "OOF", we really don't allow articles that are short or only have a few words, let alone one. Let me know if you want to expand it, and I can put it in your userspace. Or if you want to keep it for yourself, it can be put into your userspace. Otherwise it will be deleted. Thanks, — (talk) (contributions) 00:45:01 2019/11/01 UTC
- Hi MikeKhajit, thanks for responding to me on my talk page. You seem like a legit user, usually when we get people writing short articles like these they don't stick around. I'll put an expansion notice on the article OOF, and if someone doesn't expand it after a week, I'll take it down. Thanks for understanding, and I hope you stick around. If you'd like, you can chat with us on Discord. —
(talk) (contributions) 16:21:09 2019/11/02 UTC