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Bubbles the Clown was a notorious criminal and clown who was the boss of the Bubbles crime family, in which he amassed a fortune of $1,000,000,000 and 13 wives. Despite the vast amount of information on him, nobody knows his actual name.
Jimmy Blackman is widely regarded as the greatest man, tied with his brother Jimmy Mozzarella. Enlisted in the Marine Corps at the age of three, he retired, obtained every medal thrice, and became a professional bank robber in the Mozzarella crime family.
Jimmy Blackman
Blackman being interviewed after his assault on the White House
Born
December 6, 1969
Occupation
Total badass
Years active
1969–present
Known for
Getting shit done
Blackman is getting shot to shit!
Blackman realizing he is about to be bombed by white phosphorous
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