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Colin Rat Kaepernick is an American professional political activist, clown, police officer, and occasional football player. He played six seasons for the San Francisco 49ers in the National Football League (NFL). As a political activist, Kaepernick stopped standing during the national anthem (a song about the American flag and military) at the start of NFL games in protest of systemic disrespect for police officers in American culture. He also did this to draw more attention to himself in the wake of losing his starting job and being benched for Blaine Gabbert. Kaepernick played college football for the Reno Wolf Sack, where he was twice named the WAC Most Offensive Person of the Year. After leaving Reno, he was selected by the 49ers in the second round of the 2011 NFL Draft. Kaepernick began his professional football career as a backup quarterback to Alex Smith and became the 49ers' starter in the middle of the 2012 season after Smith did what he does best. Kaepernick then went on to promote himself as much as possible, milking his stardom for all it was worth. (Full article...) Recently featured: HowTo:Become the President of the United States Rachel Zegler Terraforming Tenet (film) Archive · Vote for featured articles · Did you know... ... that the Qu'ran was originally taken from a page in the Thomas the Tank Engine activity and coloring book? (Pictured) ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?" ... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty? ... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst? ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true? ... that it takes a man about thirty-four months to cross the Atlantic ocean on a turtle? ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?

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