Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive202

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

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Delete	Delete. Very listy and unnecessary. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:30, 7 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. Starts out as techno-babble (also regular babble); quickly descends into listcruft. Spıke ¬ 02:40 7-Mar-10 Delete. Nice subject but zilch on execution. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:03, March 7, 2010 (UTC) FUCK SHIT I CAN'T Your penis. --Roman Dog Bird 04:43, March 7, 2010 (UTC) Balls --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:00, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
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RBD

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Delete	Delete. Badly-written rubbish about some Mexican band. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:47, March 6, 2010 (UTC) Retarted. And with nearly no relation to reality, or pictures. (But can't RDB defend himself?!) Spıke ¬ 17:15 6-Mar-10 Roman Bird Dog? Ohnowait its Real Bad Dancers. Darn. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:28, 6 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 19:44, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Locomotive

Keep	Keep. It is a train wreck but an unusual one. I agreed AT-ST was just too weird to keep but this isn't that bad if somewhat littered with stubby paragraphs. In fact it would be a feature of the week at the Padded Cell (a.k.a. illogicopedia) . A mild clean up suggested. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:38, March 3, 2010 (UTC) Keep.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Mar 2010 ~ 07:55 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. This is the other contribution by Darth Dominus, who gave us AT-ST, at least he did until we voted it into oblivion today. I would nominate and throw it into youse's laps, as I really don't know what the hell this author is doing, but that isn't allowed any more, so I'll nom and delete and just say: It is a bit surprising that he blinded me--with science! Spıke ¬  01:02 3-Mar-10 Delete. As per Spike. What the hell is the author trying to do? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC) don't care don't care don't care. --Roman Dog Bird 01:07, March 3, 2010 (UTC) They started out with a Locomotive article Image removed by order of Mordillo but they ended up with a trainwreck. (Yeeaaaaaahhhh!!!) No. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:06, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Send this to hell. --Wilytank 18:43, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete Everybody's doing a brand new dance now; and it sure as hell isn't 'The Locomotive'. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:23, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	What? No more planting cartoons in vote boxes? I'm going back to /gif/ where they're nice! Spıke ¬ 12:26 5-Mar-10

Kurvatia

Keep	Weaker keeper. Not the best page, but far from the worst. Population, "not many, because of the wolves" funny while uncorrect (never a recorded case of a wolf attacking a human). This is another page where a few minutes fix-up and edit sweep would get the patient out of bed. I bet you two otters that it could be done. Aleister in Chains 15:16 25 Feb. MMX Tell you what, let me play with it. Hiatus and I were saying how much each of us likes broken English pages, if done well, and I thought of doing one on purpose. This could be it! Al in Chains, few minutes later Weak Keep. Thank you for defending wolves, but don't change that line--It is funny and plays to stereotypes of Transylvania. SkinFan complained about one of my several one-sentence, crap explanations of the US Constitution in UnNews, but funny beats correct. I have now given the article a heavy copy-edit, unfortunately deleting all the endearing foreigner-speak I raved about in Comments. The article is not bad now, though I don't insist we need a second article on Croatia. Spıke ¬  13:03 2-Mar-10 Sterotypes are my favorite food, so of course. Spike, I need you over at talk:unununium. Al in Chains, a few minutes later weak keep for now and add the merge template. --Mn-z 03:54, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Otters as currency? Funny. Otters are awesome. Rest of article is shit and 1-star-rated. Wild at Heart 17:15, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Neutral per cleanup. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 23:02, March 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:46, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Otters Never a good sign when Uncyclopedia and copies thereof are the majority of the Google hits on the word.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:52, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Countrycruft -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:16, Feb. 23, 2010 Death to it. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:02, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. (Formerly Keep.) Pursuant to the Comment by Mnbvcxz, I have moved everything good into Croatia (notably otters and wolves), except for the phony name and the etymology that suggests that Kurvats are descendents of whores. What's left is unremarkable. Spıke ¬ 04:48 6-Mar-10 Delete Based on what is there now - delete this and never mention it again EVER. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:25, March 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. spike said he already moved everything of value over to Croatia. --Mn-z 03:32, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I have a soft spot for botched foreign English. "It would be quite a nice country to live there." Someone tell me where this article fits with Croatia, slightly listy, slightly vandalized. Kurvatia is essentially unchanged since Sep-07. Spıke ¬  18:20 22-Feb-10 Correction, Croatia was full of vanity, pidgin English (not as endearing as Kurvatia started), and inscrutable grammar. It's better now; and Aleister promises to move the overlong, bilingual parody of Night Before Christmas to a final resting place in UnPoetia. Spıke ¬ 03:34 5-Mar-10 Correction, Aleister evidently promised that I would do it. Now done, but I am not going to try to make that poem use meter, nor have it on my Watch list; and none of us are going to decide whether the Croatian parts are really funny. Spıke ¬ 23:08 5-Mar-10 Should this be merged anywhere with the Croatia article? I am guessing the original writer of this was possibly Serbian.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:39, February 27, 2010 (UTC) If it loses, please move it to my user space and I'll add more botched english to it to make it so cute you can spit rose buds. ~   2:12 1 3 mmx Article incorporates {{Europe}}, but is not mentioned in {{Europe}}. If it is kept, the template should be revised. (I'll do so if I see this table after Keep and before archiving.) Spıke ¬  20:32 2-Mar-10 Ideally, this should be merged with Croatia. I dislike adding fake nations or redundant versions of real nations to sectional templates, as it encourages people to create several weak articles on the same subject, instead of working together to create one good article. In fact, as a general rule, I dislike articles about fake subjects or redundant versions of real subjects. But I digress. --Mn-z 03:52, March 6, 2010 (UTC) You have a valid point; Croatia's residents are said to be coffee-drinking gossips, whereas Kurvatia's are merely descendents of whores. But the take is not that different and I see no special reason for multiple Croatia articles. Then again, I'm not one.... Spıke ¬ 04:17 6-Mar-10

To Kill a Mockingbird

Keep	Keep?There's a good skeleton to work with here... give it to me if it doesn't survive.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 07:22 (UTC) Keep. --Wilytank 12:30, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Commit to Happytimes--There is indeed a base to build on. Spıke ¬ 12:32 5-Mar-10 Keep. It caught me laughing. I personally, if I vote 'keep' on a work-needed page, often go onto it and do at least some clean-up or additions, and maybe should always do that. So I'll put in a few minutes, but it looks like Happytimes likey this pagey. ~   15:22 5.3.mmx Keep.. It might be worth something someday... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:07, March 5, 2010 (UTC) {{Keep}] per above. --Mn-z 03:57, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. I thought I'd see if we have an article on this book, since my class is reading it right now. Boy, do we ever... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:59, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
Comments	May be there is something to work on here but there is a heap load of droppings in there to clear out first. Otherwise it will remain guano. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:13, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Kept. -- Roman Dog Bird 09:20, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

Template:Oh Shit

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Delete	Delete. It hasn't been used anywhere, and serves no purpose.--UnEditor510 drop us a line, mate 21:01, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Does nothing but invoke an illustration. Another greeting-card template. Spıke ¬ 21:20 5-Mar-10 der --Roman Dog Bird 22:13, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. actually, this is unused, so it should have been taken to QVFD. --Mn-z 03:44, March 6, 2010 (UTC) oh yeah --der 05:22, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Chernobyl is misspelled.--UnEditor510 drop us a line, mate 21:04, March 5, 2010 (UTC) The invoked illustration, Image:Nuclear Warning.jpg, isn't used by anything else either. Fortunately. Spıke ¬ 21:22 5-Mar-10

The Great Gatsby

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Delete	Delete. Linked from To Kill a Mockingbird. Equally crap. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 05:03, 5 March 2010 (UTC) Bleh  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 07:22 (UTC) More of a study about how many times you can write 'shit' in an article. File under analism. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:10, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "Yep, you guessed it - squirrel-fucking!" Best to start over some day. Spıke ¬ 12:55 5-Mar-10 Delete. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:07, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
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The Score

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Delete	Looks like The Score Image removed by order of Mordillo is about to get settled. (Yeeaaaaaahhhh!!!) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 02:53, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny random wank. And that template is awesome, Monkey Crisco. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 20:26, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Author seems delighted that, by failing to say anything coherent, he might keep us reading further. Spıke ¬  02:32 2-Mar-10 Delete. Not going to work. Final score is zero. --Wilytank 16:53, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:03, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Like so many articles that end up here, I suspect newcomers have been reading some very old uncyclopedia links which may explain works like this. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:54, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Paramore

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Delete	who cares --Roman Dog Bird 00:15, February 28, 2010 (UTC) He's gay! You see, the male members of the band are gay emo's, and the female lead is a slut. This is bandcruft; it isn't horrible bandcruft; but from that intro to the sex-organ puns at the end, it has no cleverness. Spıke ¬  12:26 2-Mar-10 Delete. --Wilytank 14:50, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Rape --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:03, March 5, 2010 (UTC) Bucket full of fuck. The Man In Black. 23:22, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	It's the work of many anons according to the history. Seems to act like fly paper for a pile of unfunny rant crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:00, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Time Squad

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Delete	Delete. Take an unnotable cartoon from about 10 years ago, add Beavis and Butthead and... well nothing happens really. You get a lot of boring plot synopses of the original show with Beavis and Butthead awkwardly inserted. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:40, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per Crisco. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:23, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Doesn't work and a chore to wade through. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:23, February 27, 2010 (UTC) I fucking hated this show. -- Roman Dog Bird 00:18, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. probably can't come back worse. --Mn-z 23:32, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Flea market

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Delete	Delete. Randomness. Profane. Cliché. I got it. This ain't funny, not the market. I'm talkin' bout Flea Market. Uncyclopedia. It's just like, it's just like an epic fail. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 23:45, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:20, March 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Randomness. Profane. Cliché. This is not Uncyclopedia, this is really bad stand-up. Spıke ¬  02:29 2-Mar-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 00:40, March 3, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. I love real life flea markets. Excellent place to pick up cheap music. This, however, isn't worth a penny. --Wilytank 21:17, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Lamb chops

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Delete	Delete. This survived deletion three years ago, but that was probably a fluke. The concept is almost sort of workable in a fluffy, punny way but the writing after the first sentence lacks any merit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:43, February 26, 2010 (UTC) lol --Roman Dog Bird 01:04, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The writing does lack any merit; as for the alleged concept, how do you turn a single pun into an article? Spıke ¬  02:40 2-Mar-10 Delete. Second paragraph about Ronald Custer and an invasion of Mexico diverted me briefly. Like - what the hell has that idea got to do with this article? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:25, March 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Urrrgh... This is beyond saving, even in ICU. Delete it and start over. This article has just been ruined edited by an idiot a genius.18:52, 03 3 18:52, March 3, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! NO NO NO! Please No! --Wilytank 21:11, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Ray Mears' Unibrow

Keep	Keep Some good lines. I removed the carp, and tarted it up. It's kinda deadpan and I like it. MrN 01:23, Feb 27 Keep. -- Roman Dog Bird 01:04, March 3, 2010 (UTC) Keep. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:33, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. One or two good lines but it's mostly desperate, listy padding on a subject without enough complexity to warrant more than one or two good lines. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:36, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 22:37, Mar 3

Super Confetti Magic Man

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Delete	Delete. Made up nonsense about a made up nonsense subject. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:36, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Possible work of kids. If the basic idea doesn't work in the article, why carry on?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:33, February 27, 2010 (UTC) dohohohoho --Roman Dog Bird 01:13, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Started to get interesting when they "finally reach Hitler's obsidian fortress [and] battles Hitler through 167 alternate universes." Not! Spıke ¬  02:38 2-Mar-10 EXTERMINATE! O_o My jaw dropped --Wilytank 20:55, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Bob Barker

Keep	Keep. I dunno, I've always kinda liked this article. Well, the section on "Bob's disgusting habits" can go, but...yeah. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 05:36, 24 February 2010 (UTC) Keep. He shits demons. Let's face it: Bob Barker is notable. This is one of those articles where a rewrite rather than deletion is the better initiative. Also, libel is always welcome and appreciated in my opinion. If this were written by Bob's classmate or ex-wife or something it'd be cyberbullying, but it's not, so it's funny, because people ranting about how much they hate a celebrity they've never met is always funny. Also, he shits demons. --EMC [TALK] 12:47 Feb 25 2010 Keep. It's decent, not feature worth, but I don't think its terrible --Uncle J 15:39, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Keep. The article is crappy, but in need of a re-write or cleanup, not deletion --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 00:08 EST 2 Mar, 2010 Keep. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:34, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Game show cruft. Unfunny, mean spirited and a bad case of tl;dr. Wild at Heart 03:24, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Since when is tl:dr a reason to delete something? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:26, 24 February 2010 It isn't per se, but unfunny and mean spirited are. This is just shit. Wild at Heart 03:35, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Well, all right. Though, I think there might be keepable stuff between the shit. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:45, 26 February 2010 Delete. Yes, it is hateful, from the initial quotes and intro on. "If you don't agree, kiss my ass." Excessive length of Section 1, Bio is a factor. "He shits demons." I don't care if the author hates the subject, but an endless stream of libel is not funny. There is nearly nothing in here that is apropos of anything in reality. Spıke ¬  04:00 24-Feb-10 derp derp derp --Roman Dog Bird 04:30, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ranty pants. Full tilt hatred/abuse doesn't equal funny. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:13, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 22:40, Mar 3

Jackie Fullerton

Keep	Keep. Fullerton is evidently Belfast's analog to the late Johnny Most of Boston. It is a real article, about someone real, poking fun at real idiosyncracies (Fullerton's craze for Chinese food), and overusing an arcane word (that could, indeed be a bird) so artfully as to excuse the inevitable toilet humor. Spıke ¬  21:06 23-Feb-10 Keep.. Borderline though I guess laying a turbit means a different sort of bird. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:10, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Keep Irish humuor, about an Irish personality. People in Ireland may get it just fine. ~   5:25 27 2 2MX Keep. Some cleanup needed, but this isn't beyond help. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:36, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Looks random and short. Note: a "turbit" is a sort of bird. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:03, February 23, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Where's the humor? Wild at Heart 20:38, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:47, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 22:41, Mar 3

McDonald's characters

Keep	Keep Just because I hate McDonald's, the most facist environmental destroying corporation in the world. They deserve this article, they deserve this page advertised on all of their napkins and bathroom walls for the morons that eat there to edit. Let's take out the vanity, feature it, put it on wikipedia for them to feature, and then someone here make a full-length motion picture of it and McDonald's can sell the characters from the movie in their poison factories. I rest my case, your honor. ~   20:35 2 3 mmx You lose the case, Counselor! Rants aren't funny, and Keeping an unfunny article backed by a rant means there's another unfunny article on the site, and we have failed in our purpose here. If you dislike McDonald's (despite its cloying pamphlets on its Corporate Rain Forest Policy etc etc), act on that dislike by writing a clever, reality-based replacement for this awful article. (Extra credit: Do it without mentioning excrement.) Spıke ¬  20:41 2-Mar-10 PS--I don't hate Burger King, but you might consider whether you can do to McDonald's characters something like what I did to Chicken McNuggets. Spıke ¬  20:43 2-Mar-10 Whether you hate McDonald's or not doesn't affect the fact that this article is shit. Vote on the quality of the article; not based on your personal opinions. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:42, 2 March 2010 (UTC) My "yes" vote was itself a joke, of course I knew the article was biting the dust when I wrote it, and as it reads it is really a "delete" vote turned into a rant for a "keep" vote. If we can't play among the tombstones of VFD, then what good are courtrooms waiting for reprieves or tombstones? ~   1:33 3 3 2Mx In retrospect, the final sentence had no purpose other than to be a hint, which we all ignored. Spıke ¬  02:14 3-Mar-10
Delete	Delete. I just reverted an IP who rickrolled the page, only to realize it was probably better off rickrolled. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:47, 2 March 2010 (UTC) Delete. The work of nothing but Anons for over a year, surely none of them having attained Junior High School. Let's see if we can cut down McDonald's characters!!!!! Spıke ¬  02:51 2-Mar-10 get rid of it --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 00:01 EST 2 Mar, 2010 Delete. If this had a humorous point, it soon loses in that old standby for a failing article - a long, dull list. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:14, March 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I can't say enough bad things about this piece of shit. The random insertion of the word "Poop" is a great summary of this page's whole content. It's as though a special ed. class's honor roll students were given computers with intrawebs with which they proceeded to create this page in between snack time and drooling on their coloring books. I've fucked black chicks with more redeeming qualities than this article. --EMC [TALK] 17:07 Mar 2 2010 Many retarded kids are respectful, and some are clever (understanding what works in interpersonal relations more than they do in book-learning). This article is neither. (Black chicks? any one who puts out would have one more redeeming quality than this article.) Spıke ¬  20:26 2-Mar-10 You're right. My comment wasn't fair to retarded people. --EMC [TALK] 20:28 Mar 2 2010 Delete. Ouch. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:19, March 2, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Hate and profanity filled like the worst of ED. Wild at Heart 21:42, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Cell of Judgement

Keep	I laughed and laughed, this was really good, thanks for pointing it out. I went in, took out any possible vanity stuff, built up a few sentences, and it may be good to go. Have another look, but in any case, Keep.. ~   13:02 1 3 mmx p.s. I put in even more edits (a 'safe word' etc.) and a photo with caption. Better, I thunk.Naw, I realized that this could hurt someone somewhere. Funny to me, but it's not my friend who will end up in traction, nature take its course and all that. ~   11:02 2 3 mmx
Delete	Delete. You probably shouldn't admit you do something this stupid, much less post it on Uncyclopedia. It's probably vanity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:05, March 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I read it after Aleister's edits: It's still got no reason to live except to document someone's drinking game; and still got no joke except how crazy we get when we're drunk. Spıke ¬  02:18 2-Mar-10 Delete. You'll will be taken hence from this court to a place of deletion where sentence will be passed:This claimed to be funny and wasn't. God Awful in my view . --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:18, March 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete Too short, unfunny. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 21:45, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Am back with you after 93 hours with nothing but a flashlight and a transistor radio (US East Coast ("snow-a-cane"). Spıke ¬  02:18 2-Mar-10 Beware of The Fog! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:20, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

AT-ST

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Delete	Delete. There's a reason why calculus comedy never took off. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:02, March 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. WTF? I think the writer misunderstands the concept that if you want your stuff to be read by other people, try and knock the damned thing into shape! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:43, March 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete Incoherent. Wild at Heart (Yell at me) 19:48, March 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Oh wow, a technical specification for a special effect from Star Wars. The article is the recent and sole creation of Darth Dominus, who has also created Locomotive. It shows the same technique (dementia as a placeholder for humor). Spıke ¬  02:26 2-Mar-10
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Why?:Is Karl Sanders Fat

Keep	Huh? Keep This is actually a very good and funny page. If something needs fixing, fix it. Just because one article may be huffed it doesn't mean, I would think, that anything related to it is like a Siamese Twin and has to die too. ~   00:36 1 3 mmx Keep. I agree with with Ally. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:40, 2 March 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:24, 2 March 2010 Ægyptüs Semysk Deth Metall GRAAAHHH • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 22:59 • Tuesday, 2-03-2010 Keep. -- Roman Dog Bird 00:44, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. If we're going to huff Nile (Band) we might as well do the job right. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:01, February 28, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! per Nile. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 23:46, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 01:17, Mar 3

Karl Sanders

Keep	Of course, keep Why huff it? A perfectly good page needing a little clean up. The "fat" page is better, but I guess I'm not understanding why some of these pages lately are being sent to the chopping block. ~   00:34 1 3 mmx Keep. If by removing the Nile page, why do we need to remove the Karl Sanders pages? --Wilytank 12:45, March 1, 2010 (UTC) Ægyptüs Semysk Deth Metall GRAAAHHH • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 22:58 • Tuesday, 2-03-2010 But Karl but thought fuck this i'm sick of fucking chicken i'll start a death metal band instead. Feature this. -- Roman Dog Bird 00:55, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. If we're going to huff Nile (Band) we might as well do the job right. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:01, February 28, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! per Nile. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 23:46, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 01:43, Mar 3

Nile (Band)

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Delete	Delete. Apparently tried to make fun of the band using pure hatred for the band. It's not very entertaining. Replace with this. --Wilytank 18:44, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Just terrible. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:58, 28 February 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Wild at Heart//Yell at me 19:38, February 28, 2010 (UTC) faaaaaaarrrrrrrrrttttt --Roman Dog Bird 20:26, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:01, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	It's gone. If there is a better version, the author can move it over if they want to. MrN 12:51, Mar 1

mahogany

Keep	FEATURE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:24, 27 February 2010 Keep. It's not so bad. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:48, 27 February 2010 (UTC) Keep. Have spent the last 15 minutes going over its history, people who voted for it for VFH--as a joke, but they liked it--wrapping my head around the concept, and what a waste of 15 minutes (although the TV is on too, enjoying that). It needs a fix to "hang" (the hang isn't linked, "picture" is, and I'll find a link. But long story longer, it should stand and if it attracts copiers maybe they should be huffed, and not the original. ~   5:03 27 2 2MX Keep. As per above reasoning. Just because someone tries to copy this shouldn't mean it gets deleted. We can always vote on the imitators. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:03, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Not stellar but not worthless. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:07, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Okay, I grinned. --Wilytank 18:46, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. just to prove I don't want EVERYthing deleted. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 19:38, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Do my eyes deceive me? Wild, you like one! And here I thought you were trying to bring Uncyclopedia back to its origins on Jan. 5, 2005. Think of your reputation as The Terminator, Are you sure you want to go through with this? ~   2:09 1 3 mmx
Delete	Mahogany The only thing worse than Mahogany is the temptation it presents to bad writers to copy Mahogany. We've seen it with AAAAAAAAA! and its ilk Developers!, Pikachu and that "Bad Wolf" thing a while back. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:56, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Mahogany I never understood this one. Comes across a bit wooden if you ask me. MrN 01:08, Feb 27 The Color Problem. It effects us all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:03, 27 February 2010 weak delete cliche. --Mn-z 04:26, February 27, 2010 (UTC) poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 00:16, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	mahogany, mahogany, mahogany, mahogany, mahogany, mahogany, mahogany, mahogany. Apparently. MrN 12:52, Mar 1

Game:Zork3

Keep	Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:13, 21 Feb 2010 Keep. I don't mind sequels. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:16, 21 February 2010 Keep. Entertaining and better than the original IMO. DarkLite19:09, 26 February 2010 Keep.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:44 (UTC) Keep. ~ 15:34, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Robert Bork. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:49, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I just don't really care enough to vote delete. MrN 12:58, Mar 1
Delete	Delete. Haha. More eaten by a Grue jokes. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:30, 19 Feb Delete. Zap 'em Danno. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:00, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete.I don't get it and I don't blame myself. --Wilytank 21:36, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Delete. - We don't need a Zork3. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:12, Feb. 21, 2010 Delete Just shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:17, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:05, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 12:58, Mar 1

Game:Zork2

Keep	Keep. 1 to 3 are fine. I make no claims about their quality though. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:12, 21 Feb 2010 Keep. I don't mind sequels. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:15, 21 February 2010 Keep.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:44 (UTC) Keep. ~ 15:33, February 25, 2010 (UTC) I played it back in the day. It was a good waste of time. Ain't no sense in deleting it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:49, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I just don't really care enough to vote delete. MrN 13:00, Mar 1
Delete	Delete. Terrible sequel to something that doesn't need a sequel. What does this really add to the original that couldn't just be added to the original? -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:11, 19 Feb Delete. Zorking 'ell. What the..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:59, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Delete. - We don't need a Zork2. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:10, Feb. 21, 2010 Delete Just shit,. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:17, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:07, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 13:00, Mar 1

Fred Figglehorn

Keep
Delete	Delete. Yes, we get it. You hate Fred. Just like every. Other. Fucking. Person. On. YouTube. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 05:05, 27 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. More randimbo than randumbo in this case. Crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:08, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ranty pants. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 18:17, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I've never heard of Fred Figglehorn, but there's no way in hell this is about him.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:06, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Then you're the luckiest of all of us. --Wilytank 20:38, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 23:14, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
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iCarly

Keep
Delete	Delete. random mess that probably isn't going to get better, and not the good kind of random mess either. Delete and replace with the footnoted vandal-rant here. --Mn-z 04:24, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete It's a festering pile of shit. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:47, 27 February 2010 (UTC) Are we Encyclopedia Dramatica? Oh, we're not? Then Delete.. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 07:30, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete MrN 10:55, Feb 27 Smite. Ranty pants ED-esque. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 18:18, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete and protect for all eternity. I hate this article, I hate the previous ones and I will probably hate the future one. I think we can live without an iCarly article. ~ 18:25, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Someone should make Mordillo an admin! MrN 23:12, Feb 27 We already tried that, it didn't work some reason. --Mn-z 23:15, February 27, 2010 (UTC) What seriously? Sysop protect this from being created???? I gave it a semi? Not that sort. No. MrN 23:18, Feb 27 What happened was, Moridllo have it full creation protection after the womb-newt version got deleted. Then, several months later, a noob created an article called "I Carly", and Madmax moved that to "ICarly". --Mn-z 23:25, February 27, 2010 (UTC) It's Sysop protected now... MrN 23:30, Feb 27
Comments	Huffed and did the thing Mnbvcxz wanted It's better than sysop protection. Mnbvcxz you better look after this page. MrN 23:37, Feb 27 Oi Why is the talk page protected? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:04, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

That time I was nearly raped by Dexter111344's giant cock during my sojourn in Midkiff Land

Keep	Keep. Per everyone else last time. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:45, 26 February 2010 (UTC) Keep. It's a spin off, of a spin off... With wizards also. I laugh. I vote. Sue me. MrN 00:08, Feb 27 Giant cock. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:25, 27 February 2010 Keeper Wild at Heart, when the hand that sweeps the death sickle goes too many times for the healthiest among the species, he ends up on Family Guy. Those were funny episodes! ~   4:03 27 2 2MX Keep. If we delete this then someone might accidentally eat apples with Mike Tyson during their sojourn in BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 04:19, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I'm hardly impartial, but per last time, this is madness. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:06, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I came back just in time for this. God, I haven't been here since November? Wow. -Almost Sir Random Crap What? Fuck all y'all niggas is gay! -- Roman Dog Bird 22:29, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Shitty spinoff of Midkiff Land, which is up for VFD too. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:26, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Fuckin' sojurns... --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:31, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Get that shit out of here! seriously. WTF? --Wilytank 00:00, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Huff or move to userspace, ffs     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:08, Saturday 27 February 2010   Delete. A sacred cow to some here. In all other cases this would have long been put down. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:11, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Remember to to vote against the equally bad Midkiff Land further down the page. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:10, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Comment. For me a big part of the humour is in the barefaced shameless vanity. We do have various other examples of vanity in the mainspace, but nothing in this class IMO. MrN 01:11, Feb 27 Comment. Bitch please! Vanity usually seems more personal. This looks like trying to insult another uncyclopedia user on its lowest and most pathetic incarnation. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:25, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Again, looking at the keep votes from the last VFD, this is not an attack page directed at another user. It's just an In-Joke within another In-Joke (My Sojourn). —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:49, 27 February 2010 (UTC) Comment. Not talking about what it is, I'm talking about what it looks like and it looks like crap. I'm sure it's hilarious to the 5 or 6 people who know what Midkiff land is and why utterly cliché cock jokes become komedy gold when Dexter111344 is involved but there's no way this shit would be considered up to snuff by HTBFANJS, the vanity guide, 90% of people who use Uncyclopedia or any other guideline on the entire site. This is the kind of thing that makes ED such a trudge to read. Sojurn is becoming Uncyclopedia's mudkip/shoop-da-whoop/any other meme with zero integral comedy value.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:22, February 27, 2010 (UTC) Comment. Much of what you said is true. That would be the case for all in-jokes. That's why they are in-jokes. It's probably more like 99.9% of the people who read Uncyclopedia actually, not 90%. The Sojurn category was featured ya know so clearly it's more than just those who vote on VFD who like it. You saying that it has zero integral comedy value is clearly wrong as many disagree with you on that point. MrN 10:21, Feb 27 Comment. Not sure there's any sign of integral comedy value. This is like a third generation in joke. As you said, it's a spin off of a spin off. What event occurred that connects this pile of cruft to something actually funny in the minds of the "keep" voters. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:40, February 27, 2010 (UTC) I don't know. I just laughed when I read it. MrN 23:10, Feb 27 Kept MrN 23:10, Feb 27

Jordan Rudess

Keep
Delete	Smite. This does NOTHING correctly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:47, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Smite. Unfunny shit. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:22, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Smite. A near-perfect example of how not to write. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:24, 26 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:08, Saturday 27 February 2010   Delete.. Give this to wikipedia as the article there is a pretty horrible read (a lister's paradise).At least this is shorter. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:18, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Lists are a useful method of efficiently conveying data. That's why they're perfect for Wikipedia but potential joy killers on Uncyclopedia. Different goals and standards you know. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:21, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Interstate 16

Keep
Delete	Delete. Listcruft. This whole interstate thing is a tragic, tragic failure of an idea. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:05, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Full of fail. Check the other interstate articles too, they all seem to be equally failtastic. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:24, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Huff and redirect them all to Freeway or something.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:10, Saturday 27 February 2010   Delete. per aboves. --Mn-z 23:22, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
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Interstate 17

Keep
Delete	Delete. Listcruft. This whole interstate thing is a tragic, tragic failure of an idea. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:05, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Full of fail. Check the other interstate articles too, they all seem to be equally failtastic. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:24, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Huff and redirect them all to Freeway or something     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:10, Saturday 27 February 2010   Delete. I really can't see how anyone could write a funny article about a highway. Except how that town along the highway is gay and retarted and fat. --Mn-z 23:22, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
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Nachos

Keep
Delete	Delete. Wibble, nonsense and random words blended, melted and poured over a corn tortilla. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:00, February 26, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Tries way too hard to be random. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:30, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Usual randumbo mix including Diego Rasputin as the only thing that caught my lazy eye. And then ends in a shit shower of lists. Pretty much structured for the short walk to the long drop --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:27, February 27, 2010 (UTC) A brain dead retard on Nachos --Roman Dog Bird 00:59, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Autobot Matrix of Leadership

Keep	"How It Works -- Magic." A ha ha ha ha ha!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Feb 2010 ~ 06:01 (UTC) Keep. Likeable --Wilytank 14:34, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Feature! • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 07:42 • Friday, 26-02-2010
Delete	Delete. Short, unfunny and a bit random. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:44, February 23, 2010 (UTC) lolololplolololololo --Roman Dog Bird 23:55, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pompous piffle. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:11, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Happytimes, when an author sets out to write a section on a topic, and the only thing he can come up with is a single word, that is bad writing (non-writing). To say this is one of those cases where bad is funny means you are claiming this article is so bad it's good. I say it's just memes and lists. Spıke ¬  01:58 25-Feb-10 I respectfully disagree. Yes, the majority of the time you are correct. But sometimes it works for comedy. In this instance the one word section drew a chuckle from me. Indeed, it was the only laugh I got (aside from some smirks at the fan-cruft, but I'm a fan so those don't count). Article is still pants though. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:37, 25 Feb I actually like the article as a short stand alone, and as a supporting stub. Expanding this would ruin it, although it could use a little clean up.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 05:05 (UTC) Delete. Too short, unfunny. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 15:11, February 25, 2010 (UTC) One shall stand, one shall fall. I'll give you three guesses as to which one is which. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:34, 25 Feb Delete Minimum effort put in, lumps of lard caught in your teeth. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:50, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Trukk not munky! :D -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:39, 25 Feb Why are short = bad". Short does not have to = bad.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  26 Feb 2010 ~ 07:43 (UTC)

Gamla stan

Keep
Delete	what is this I dont even —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 07:51, 26 February 2010 (UTC) Smite. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 08:21 • Friday, 26-02-2010 EXTERMINATE! What is this now? --Wilytank 14:11, February 26, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:07, 26 February 2010 Delete. Swedish Randumbo? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:27, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Da Moon

Keep
Delete	Delete. Papa Smurf was captured and sent to a concentration camp in Caesar Palace, and was tortured by pictures of mating sheep. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:25, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:20, Feb. 26, 2010 Delete. No intro; Section 1 reveals that it's about nothing; readers who continue onward receive babble. Spıke ¬  01:22 26-Feb-10 Delete.. Unfunny randumbo. The worst sort. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:25, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Smite. as unfunny. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:25, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Midkiff Land

Keep	THE ENB —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:50, 26 February 2010 KEEB • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 07:09 • Friday, 26-02-2010
Delete	Delete. Uncyclopedia in-joke? It's four months old. Bitch, please! --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:16, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Um. I reckon this was a response to some cyber-bullying aimed at Roman Dog Bird. It's funny, but it's also clearly vanity and an in-joke between a couple users. Move it to their userspace or something. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:31, 25 Feb Userspace. pillow talk 01:04, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - This is the kinda thing that should reside in Userspace Land. Also, this should be taken with it. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:16, Feb. 26, 2010 Delete. I don't care where it winds up. Spıke ¬  01:25 26-Feb-10 Delete.Put their toys back in the pen. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:26, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not in the same class as That time I was nearly raped by Dexter111344's giant cock during my sojourn in Midkiff Land MrN 01:02, Feb 27
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Bob Marley

Keep
Delete	Delete. Bob Marley was born the son of the mythical Medusa. You know the one with the snakey hair? Not the character in The Rescuers. Yeah. It is still unknown who fathered it. It was a creature of many interests, and is mostly popularly known as a musician, although that was by far not its greatest accomplishment. Its greatest accomplishment was the creation of those plastic things that go on the end of shoelaces that fall off after a few months. A very rare user 23:29, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not so good. I scanned a few older versions but they seem to expand the wibble more then the solid themes. If anyone finds a decent version please tell me. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:26, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Unless the joke is that this article was written by someone high on pot at the time, it must go. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 02:51, Feb. 26, 2010
Comments	My Spidey-sense is now going crazy. Spıke ¬  01:28 26-Feb-10 Kept Wake up kids. UN:BP next time. MrN 04:37, Feb 26

Spongebob Squarepants

Keep	Keep. I thought it was pretty good actually. --Wilytank 23:39, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:52, 26 February 2010
Delete	Delete. SpongeBob SquarePants was a gripping Academy-Award winning Dramatic Television Series following the story of a War-Torn Undersea Nation known as Bikini Bottom. Known for its overzealous non-human emotion and stunning visual effects, S.B.S.P. is set in the Northern Atlantic Ocean Undersea Nation of Bikini Bottom, where the U.S. Navy rules the poor sea creatures with an Iron Fist, much like is so in Iraq. It stars Slim Shady as SpongeBob, Samuel L. Jackson as Patrick (he's in everything), Jackie Chan as Squirdward, George Dubya Bush as Sandy, Former United States Gov. of Texas and Ronald McDonald as Mr. Krabs, Homer Simpson as Plankton, and Rosie O'Donnell as Mrs. Puff. Also guest-starring Ricki Lake as Pearl (P.E.A.R.L.). It should also be noted that the show took place during an era of time in which really obscenely long names were popular. He is currently a member of the Legion of Doom. Since 2005, Spongebob is the Vice President. A very rare user 23:25, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete, though I'm sure something equally terrible will be created in its place almost immediately. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:45, 26 Feb Delete. Article is every bit as defective as this nomination. Spıke ¬  01:24 26-Feb-10
Comments	I really love how you only provide a synopsis of the article instead of reasons why it should be deleted, new user. </sarcasm> --Wilytank 01:02, February 26, 2010 (UTC) It's not a synopsis; it is a cut-and-paste of the article's own intro. We are dealing with a nominator who, at the least, cannot write. Spıke ¬  01:24 26-Feb-10 Kept Sockpuppet. Wake up kids. MrN 04:37, Feb 26

Simba

Keep	Keep, barely. Needs work but it's near passable. Rewrite tag suggested. "Serenghetto"... heh... --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:47, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:52, 26 February 2010
Delete	Delete. He is best known for his first album The Lion King and the many female lions in his pride that he has slept with. He is the son of King Mufasa and Queen Salami, and the nephew of Scar. His name is Siamese for Spongebob. Like all rappers, he owns a cadillac which he named Pumbaa and has a protege called T-Pimp. A very rare user 23:23, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 04:37, Feb 26

Finding Emo

Keep	Weak Keep. After burning that middle list the flow improved a bit and the article is kinda "meh" now. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:01, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Weak keep. Per the Count. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:06, 26 Feb Kinda weak keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:51, 26 February 2010 Keep. - Much better than the actual movie, at least. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:17, Feb. 26, 2010
Delete	Delete. Something stupid this way cometh. A very rare user 23:23, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 04:37, Feb 26

User:Jonjammin/Teletubbies (the Novel)

Keep	OMG! This is great! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:54, 26 February 2010
Delete	Delete. While many people will have heard of the live action Teletubbies television show for children, few people have ever heard of the little known book on which the series was based. The story follows anti-establishment themes making strong use of paranoid imagery and by association is considered by many to be a particularly dark insight into the secrets of government that do not normally surface. The book slid into obscuirty shortly after publication but has recently been re-discovered and hailed as one of the previously un-found gems of narrative skill created under the communist soviet regime. A very rare user 23:53, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Who is this A very rare user, anyway? You can't nom a user space article for VFD. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:56, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Comment. User space is work in progress or personal vanity projects that are kept away from the general populace. They're generally disqualified for VFD nomination. I know Uncyclopedia is a vasta and exciting landscape of comedy but slow your roll, n00b. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:15, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Invalid nom per above. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 00:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC) But, is it funny, should it be adopted, and why hasn't the user who's space it's in not edited since 2008? A very rare user 00:25, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Doesn't matter, anything in user space is safe from deletion. Period. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:30, 26 Feb If Socky Says It's Great, then could he adopt it or at least do something similar? Why is it that apperently when someone else tried to move it to the mainspace that wasn't allowed and now it's locked. But then, the log says that user was someone's sockpuppet. A very rare user 01:02, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Oh lol. I'm just kidding. But honestly, if it's not cyberbullying or other policy-violating crap, we don't delete stuff in userspace. Also, edits by obvious vandals and trolls are almost indiscriminately reverted. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:08, 26 February 2010 What a grandiloquent nomination! This wouldn't be a sockpuppet humping his own article, would it? Spıke ¬  01:18 26-Feb-10 Obviously keept. Invalid nom. -RAHB 01:24, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

The Notorious Teletubbies

Keep
Delete	Delete. A small but brutal criminal syndicate who operate globally and stem from Teletubbyland, The Notorious Teletubbies are suspected to be led by arch-criminal "Babyface", who is said to take the form of a baby in the Sun. In the gang's first years, early 2000s, they began recruiting new members through a popular children's TV show, Teletubbies. The show taught children to respect their "homiez" and disobey the "pigz", the "pigz" (police) being shown as shower-like speakers that grew up out of the ground and threatened the Teletubbies with the phrase "Time for Tubby bye bye". In retaliation, this phrase has been adopted by members of the gang as a final motif before a murder. It was reportedly said to the leader of a rival gang, Jake of The Tweenies, before he was shot 18 times in the face by a Teletubbies member. A very rare user 23:53, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. This is active article #21 on the VFD page. Avert your eyes gentlemen, this shan't be pretty. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:17, February 26, 2010 (UTC) New user, probably honest mistake. He's been warned on his talkpage. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:21, 26 Feb Poopsmith has been by and it's not currently a problem. Spıke ¬  01:27 26-Feb-10 Kept Nominator was a sockpuppet troll. MrN 04:28, Feb 26

Land Before Time

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Delete	Delete. The Land Before Time (more widely known as The Land Before Orgasm) is a documentation of factual events that happened made by the American pimps Don Bluth and George Lucas, focusing on those wonderful things dinosaurs were. The main aim of the movie was coprophile pornography, but it ended as being a successfull vehicle of lamarckist and communist propaganda. It was also one of the most sadistic movies ever made; in the total lack of CGI at the time it was made, the actors' heads were violently twisted and mutilated into looking like dinosaur heads. A very rare user 23:37, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - A big bowl of random, mixed with pointless drivel. Huff for 10 minutes. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 02:46, Feb. 26, 2010
Comments	Don Bluth? My Spidey-sense is tingling. Are we being played by a vandal of very old acquaintance? Spıke ¬  01:20 26-Feb-10 Kept Yes. Spike: Next time use UN:BP ;-) MrN 04:29, Feb 26

The Aristocats

Keep	Keep. Needs some clean-up is all. Not great, but not delete-worthy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:43, 26 Feb But why is it so short and why is it fully locked? How can anyone improve it if it's fully locked? A very rare user 00:45, February 26, 2010 (UTC) Looking at the history, I'd say it was protected because it was being vandalized. It's a trivial matter to get an admin to unprotect it so we can clean it up. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:55, 26 Feb
Delete	Delete. The Aristocats (1970) is an animated full length movie from the frozen mind of Walt Disney and is the vehicle by which the most famous inside joke in the history feline animation is told. A very rare user 23:34, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Magic Johnson

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Delete	Delete. Worse than his talk show. Time for this magic to do a disappearing act. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:44, February 25, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! heh, magic johnson = magic penis. heh heh heh. Die. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:56, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Magic Johnson is eminently notable: Basketball star of typical promiscuity and self-appointed "spokesman for the [AIDS] virus." This article does nothing with that, but mostly gives him the treatment we saw earlier in the week for Bob Barker. Contains a little vandalism; the stuff about Wilson Chung must be vanity or cyberbullying. If no one is going to take care of it, let's throw it away. Spıke ¬  23:14 25-Feb-10 AIDS -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:06, Feb. 26, 2010
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Islamic Republic of Scotland

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Delete	Delete. Excerpt: Sneezing is considered an act of treason. Execution by kittens is the most common punishment. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:21, February 25, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Short and stubby and unfunny. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:57, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Executing the concept of an Islamic invasion of Scotland is unbegun, especially how that would differ from the current Islamic invasion of the rest of Europe. In addition to all the deficiencies others will note, the article is swimming in malapropisms and encyclopedia clichés: "was voted....it is advised by the government....Needles [sic!] to say....infamous [sic] last words....Contrary to popular belief...." When you have nothing to say, try not to do it so pompously. Spıke ¬  23:00 25-Feb-10 Delete. Carp carp crap —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:20, 25 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Bollocks to the highest degree. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:59, Feb. 26, 2010
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Internet-speak

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Delete	DUFF - Dumb + Unfunny + Forced = Fail.• FreddAin't Dedd • • • 18:03 • Thursday, 25-02-2010 Delete. Usually there is nearly no cleverness when an author writes a rock band's song anthology, planting a pun in each line; and there is utterly no cleverness involved in translating chat acronyms into dirty phrases. Spıke ¬  18:20 25-Feb-10 Delete. per spike. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 18:47, February 25, 2010 (UTC) D3|_373 |_U|_2 -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:01, Feb. 26, 2010
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40 fun things to do at Best Buy

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Delete	Delete. Only one of those seems fun at all. The others are a depressing testament to a tedious and shallow life. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:00, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Was it "Ask an employee for help in the deli." ?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 05:14 (UTC) And here I thought being a panelist on VFD was a depressing testament to a tedious and shallow life! Spıke ¬  18:57 25-Feb-10 Delete. As a list and a regurgitation of that moronic list of fun things to do at Wally World found all over the internet (which is similar in comedic value: more fun to do, not-so-fun to read about; if you have to make a list for it, you've been trying too hard for too long), it fails to bring any laughs. As per above, nearly none of these sound fun. --EMC [TALK] 12:40 Feb 25 2010 Delete. Not only doesn't it sound like fun, it reminds me how shopping involves encounters with other people's spoiled brats so much more often than it actually finds something to buy. Churls don't need help being churls and it's not funny when one writes gloating about it. Spıke ¬  14:27 25-Feb-10 Delete. As much as I love lists, this is pretty ridiculous. --Wilytank 14:32, February 25, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Terrible. Wild at Heart 15:02, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	This may have survived VFD before.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 05:22 (UTC) Comment. 2006 was a loooong time ago in uncyclopedia history. It it was questionable in 2006 it's most likely dead meat in 2010.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:33, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

Rules

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Delete	Delete. This does not rule. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:37, February 25, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! I agree with Oscar. No. Just no. Nominally Humane! some time 02:43, 25/02/2010 Delete. Today the ten-year-old was asked to speak extemporaneously on the subject of...rules. Spıke ¬  02:45 25-Feb-10 Delete. MICROSOFT INVENTED RULES LOLOLOL SO FUNNY. --EMC [TALK] 12:43 Feb 25 2010 EXTERMINATE! Wild at Heart 15:02, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Asian women

Keep	WTFKeep I believe this page is kind of an Uncyclopedia in-joke. Besides, the pictures alone are worth keeping. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:29, 25 February 2010 (UTC) Keep. I'm too new to know about in-jokes. The article is endearing (the pictures are a big part of this!) but the writing is childish, heavy with stereotypes and lechery. It might be fun to smirk along with the author, but it would be funner if he had a bit of subtlety. Spıke ¬  02:48 25-Feb-10 Keeper Some writing help needed, which is maybe what Puppy is telling us. If he had said "And then I undid my undo" he should have won the Nom. of Nom. of the month award. ~   a few minutes later Keep. Wait, there are words?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 05:10 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. I just undid a blanking on this page, and then wanted to undo my undo. Nominally Humane! some time 02:24, 25/02/2010 Weak Delete Not quite not annoying enough. If anyone thinks it's worth keeping for the pictures let me tell you about something we call "The Internet". Not only can you get pictures of Asian chicks there with zero effort, some even show their boobs! --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:26, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept someone pass the tissues. MrN 11:46, Feb 25 Keep. - I don't care if I did miss the voting period. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:27, Feb. 26, 2010

BJAODN

Keep	Keep I wonder if you know what BJAODN was/is Wild at Heart. MrN 18:35, Feb 23 What YouFang said. Wild at Heart 19:48, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Keep. You kids these days have no sense of history. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:19, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Nostalgia, it ain't what it used to be. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:21, 24 Feb I don't really care. --Roman Dog Bird 00:29, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Weak keep the topic is muy importante... expand it or add funny.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Feb 2010 ~ 06:05 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Too short and unfunny, cites clichéd memes such as "all your base are belong to us." Wild at Heart 18:32, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Your user page has consisted of nothing but a queue of articles that "someone" should bring to VFD. If this one goes, your user page will be blank. What you gonna do then?! Spıke ¬  21:11 23-Feb-10 Delete My informed decision is this is a pile of cock. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:11, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Death to Nostalgia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:18, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Pray tell, o ye olde-tyme gods of Uncyclopedia, what is BJAODN and why is it worthy of salvation? Is it an in-joke, and further, are in-jokes worthy of salvation? YouFang 19:34, February 23, 2010 (UTC) I too would like more inside information before voting. (Hint: If this article is funny, and if its jokes need such an explanation, it fails.) One interpretation is that it is an attempt to write down an episode in the history of Wikipedia, which presumably Wikipedia would view as outside its own scope. In this case, it doesn't belong in Uncyclopedia either. Although the tale is told whimsically, the point is not humor. Different interpretations are welcome. Spıke ¬  21:09 23-Feb-10 These days chaps, there is this wonderful thing called "The Internet" you should try using it sometime! It's got stuff like this thing called "Google" and something else called "Wikipedia". :P ... Anyway. look here. Uncyclopedia itself actually came from (in many ways although not exactly) BJAODN. The idiots at WP killed it a few years ago unfortunately. Bye the way SPIKE your comment "If this article is funny, and if its jokes need such an explanation, it fails" is wrong in my opinion. You are obviously entitled to yours... We are more strict with town/band cruft, but there is no "rule". On another note... If you are going to make nominations in the future it's best to check the internet first to see what it is you are talking about/voting on. Some things are based on nothing, others are not. Perhaps people will still think this article is pants if so, vote delete. However to make an informed decision on voting/nominating you need to know what you are talking about first. MrN 23:36, Feb 23 To conclude/extend my rant... Uncyclopedia is a humours parody of Wikipedia. When Wikipedia is off the mark, we should be more on it. When Wikipedia is closer to the truth, we should wander further from it. That's just the way I think Uncyc should work anyway... MrN 00:25, Feb 24 I would not try to assert a rule covering funniness, though yes, if you write a joke and have to buttonhole me to explain it before I get it, then in my opinion, your writing fails at its purpose. The article refers to a Wikipedia repository for jokes, including those that were products of vandalism; the Uncyclopedia article portrays it as truth they couldn't handle. I don't agree with the implication above that we have any mandate to fill gaps in Wikipedia, nor joust with it, unless doing so is funny. I'll continue to abstain, as the article might be funny to its very small target audience. Spıke ¬  03:20 24-Feb-10 I was not implying that we have a mandate to fill gaps in Wikipedia. However truth is often funnier than nonsense. I do think we should joust with it. That's what parody is. It should always be funny though. If it's funny or not... That's up to personal judgement. MrN 16:01, Feb 25 Kept MrN 13:14, Feb 25

The Church of the Heavenly Wood

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Delete	Delete. It's a list. It ain't funny. MrN 09:17, Feb 24 Listcruft - Although replacing Jesus Christ with Ed Wood gave me a small chuckle. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:20, Feb. 24, 2010 Delete. Lists full of shit. --Wilytank 12:42, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Coulda been okay, but they fucked up with the lists... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 15:19, 24 February 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Listing badly. Abandon article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:16, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
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The Ten Commandments vs. The Five Pillars of Islam

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Delete	Delete. Not only does the article contradict itself; it's stubby and a very bad topic for humor. Ooooooh okay I see what you mean. It was late and I was tired...gotta start thinking more before I post... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 07:36, 24 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. Well, it's crap I give you that. As for it being a very bad topic for humour??? WTF? MrN 09:20, Feb 24 Delete. - I disagree with Pely. This could make very good religious humo(u)r if executed correctly. Unfortunately, as it stands it's simply random bollocks. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:22, Feb. 24, 2010 Delete. An abandoned work. No chance this one is going to be carried on. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:15, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
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The History of the Universe

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! So bad that I nominated it. (Moved relevant bits to Universe which itself is a work in progress.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Feb 2010 ~ 06:56 (UTC) Delete. - A promising title, a plausible concept, but content doesn't live up. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:25, Feb. 24, 2010 Delete. Slides effortlessly into randumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:14, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:03, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Section 1 gives us a rare form of bad writing: Sudden and inconsistent use of the "vivid present" tense (using the present tense to describe the past). Most of the other forms are already there: Nonsense numbers, overemphasis on the storytelling rather than the story. If you're going to use a Kansas State Board of Education template, you'd better be ready with some sly allegory ridiculing Creationists and Evolutionists. This author won't be capable of this for a decade. Spıke ¬  02:02 25-Feb-10
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frat

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Delete	Delete. Antifunny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:43, February 24, 2010 (UTC) poop --Roman Dog Bird 02:44, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It is a fart joke pretending to be an article. Spıke ¬  02:51 24-Feb-10 Delete. It is a fart joke pretending to be an article. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:26, Feb. 24, 2010 Delete. It is a fart joke failing to be an article. --Wilytank 14:35, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
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Terraism

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Delete	Delete. Poor attempt to expand on the War on Terra article, which doesn't even link here. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:10, 18 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. Everybody knows it's spelled terrism. /me stuffs a huge wad of tobacco into his lip. GIT 'R DONE!!! -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:07, 18 Feb Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:26, Feb. 19, 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 03:03, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Terrable cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:34, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Heavy Artillery

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Delete	Delete. Three-paragraph stub created in 2005, and has only been edited twice since then. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 00:03, 24 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 00:20, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:22, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 00:25, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, blow it up. Spıke ¬  00:35 24-Feb-10
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5 letters

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Delete	Delete. 5 letters needs 8 more letters: HTBFANJS. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:28, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 23:37, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. Unnecessarily stupid and really pointless. --Wilytank 00:22, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Chink! Is it a character from anime? A humble Glaswegian boy? A bit player in Star Wars? Or Chuck Norris? Nimble imagination, unaccompanied by any coherence. Spıke ¬  00:31 24-Feb-10 EXTERMINATE! per above. Wild at Heart 03:18, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
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Max Schreck

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Delete	Delete. Oh heyyyyyllll no. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:17, February 23, 2010 (UTC) what --Roman Dog Bird 23:53, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Effortlessly makes the transition from Ebonics to listcruft to an incoherence finale. But never manages to work in Shrek. Spıke ¬  00:39 24-Feb-10 EXTERMINATE!. Listy. Wild at Heart 03:19, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Pointless drivel. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:29, Feb. 24, 2010
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Killerfurbies

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Delete	Delete. A shitstorm of random 2006cruft --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:44, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:14, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Weak delete because I didn't read the whole thing. The overlong WARNING and all of Section 1 are hype about what a great story author is going to tell me. Like the drunks at Karaoke who cannot revel in their drunkenness until they force me to appreciate it. Intro itself is mostly about vagina. I did see listcruft at the end, and in the several places in the middle where my eyes alit, they quickly told me to take flight again. Spıke ¬  21:17 23-Feb-10 EXTERMINATE! tl;dr. Wild at Heart 02:45, February 24, 2010 (UTC) Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:18, Feb. 24, 2010
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Unununium

Keep	3/4 Keep From what I see, this has potential. Just a bit of a clean up and it should be fine. --Wilytank 23:24, February 18, 2010 (UTC) We are not looking at the same article apparently. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:26, 18 Feb Keep Seems interesting and with editing, savable. How many articles about obscure elements are on Uncy? We need more, not less, imnho. Unununium fanboy 19:37 20 Feb. MMX Did an edit and addition sweep of the page, removed the infections and now needs some bedrest. as do I. Aleister in Chains 15:58 24or3 2 2MX Keep. Formerly Delete. You've already brought it up to baseline article quality, and it seems you're not done. Spıke ¬  16:29 23-Feb-10 Keep. Aleister appears to have taken it into his element. MrN 17:10, Feb 23
Delete	Delete. I hate this article so much!!!! >.< -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:15, 18 Feb EXTERMINATE! Unununfunny. Nothing salvageable. Wild at Heart 02:48, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This article does everything wrong; total, pointless babble about a made-up element. Wilytank, you are risking becoming the new Jupiterfox--our canary in the coal mine whose collapse proves it is safe to rush in. Spıke ¬  15:11 19-Feb-10 For the record, Unununium is the theoretical name for element 111 on the periodical table and is synthesized by bombarding Bismuth-209 with nickel-60. --Wilytank 16:53, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Not in my frickin' house!!! I'll take your word for it; then, total, pointless babble about a real element with a made-up name. Spıke ¬  02:49 20-Feb-10 Delete. Unfunnyium. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:54, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Started to fix... Gave up. It's carp. MrN 01:53, Feb 22 MrN 17:10, Feb 23 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 03:02, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Attempting a rewrite and save because the table of elements up in this number range has a weird assortment of uuuu names, so this has potential as a humourous take on that strange ungodly fact. Changed the atomic number to 119, as 111 is already taken. Aleister in Chains|Element fanboy 16:02 23 2 2MX In addition, our Periodic table, though funnier, could be even better if one of the periodic tables in the text were a clickable HTML image by which to get to other "relevant" Uncyclopedia articles. Pie, for example, declares that it is the 92nd element (symbol Pi). Spıke ¬  16:21 23-Feb-10 Kept MrN 17:10, Feb 23

Template:Q1

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Delete	Delete. The replacement for {{Q}} that I proposed in Forum:The Q (Quotation) template. I am the only developer and Happytimes is the only user. Could be QVFD but it's well-known now. Recommend that the documentation that accompanies it be moved into {{Q}}. Spıke ¬  12:04 21-Feb-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 02:01, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:14, Feb. 22, 2010 I FUCKING LOVE this template. But it's run its course and it's now its time. (It's like User:I LIKE PIE!!! all over again.) Bye, *snif*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Feb 2010 ~ 22:52 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:46, 23 February 2010
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The Katurran Odyssey

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Unfunny, attacky, bitchy. Reads like an ED page only less funny. Wild at Heart 04:24, February 23, 2010 (UTC) EDelete - Wow, that sucks. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:26, Feb. 23, 2010 SMITE THIS!!! I have no idea why I used that template. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:47, 23 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:23, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. From Line 2: "Its [sic] mainly about mispelling [sic]." I might abstain on a parody of a book I haven't read (especially one about a "parallel universe" with attacking jew forces), but this writer needs to be diverted to his true calling: Street-sweeping. Spıke ¬  12:14 23-Feb-10
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Garfield

Keep	Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:01, 23 February 2010 Why? It's total shit. It's whiny and reads like an ED article. Wild at Heart 03:01, February 23, 2010 (UTC) -- Roman Dog Bird 03:09, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 03:10, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Something's really wrong when good articles, articles that were FEATURED by the way, are nominated for deletion. Some of us happen to think obscene humour is funny. Don't enforce your puritanical nonsense on us. YouFang 04:01, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Keep. It's kinda pathetic by today's standards, but it was featured, and we don't delete those. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:03, 23 February 2010 (UTC) Oh hell naw - One of my top favorite articles from the old days. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:05, Feb. 23, 2010 Actually, Wild at Heart makes a strong point about it being ED-style crap. Considering I actually haven't read this article in 2 years, and WaH seems very passionate on this stance, I withdrawal my keep vote. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:51, Feb. 23, 2010
Delete	Delete. I don't care if it was FA. OMGWTFBBQLOL Garfield strips shooped to include shit and sex jokes. Hahaha. I thought this was Uncyclopedia, not Encyclopedia Goatsematica. The rest of the text is just shitty attack in ED style. Quote: "The art in Garfield is very minimal, usually just the same exact frame of Jon and Garfield sitting at the counter (actually just a line) with bored expressions on their faces. This strip is drawn by a committee - that's how much work this stuff takes." Or "Also, [Jon]'s a depressed homosexual loser whose only aim in life is to find female companionship, which he is unable to do, which is also hilarious." Yeah, that's not funny, that's whining. Wild at Heart 02:58, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Pathetic. Author talks about himself in the first photo caption. First two sections (12 words total) are about the author impressed by being an author. Rest of Section 1 is moralizing (in addition to a little nagging in the intro) and then listcruft. Section 2 proceeds apace--Don't know anything about Davis, but what a loser he must be! Section 3, the examples, has only one joke: Twist the comic so that everyone is always talking about shit. Awful--Trade it to ED for future draft choices. Funny is leading the reader to a conclusion so slyly that the reader thinks it is his own. Just running the comic strip down yourself is unfunny stand-up, and Don Rickles isn't walking through that door. Spıke ¬  03:27 23-Feb-10 LISTEN TO THIS MAN. HE SPEAKS TRUTH. Wild at Heart 04:22, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I HATE MONDAYS. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:32, Feb. 23, 2010 Abstain. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:55, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Kept. It's featured. If you don't like it, revert it to the featured version or rewrite it, don't bring it here. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 09:42, 23 Feb 2010

Drug Use

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Delete	Delete. Using the classic fail formation of Oscar Wilde quote, paragraph, list, list, list, list, list, list, list, paragraph. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:00, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. That's its format; and its only humor is oh, wow, Man, I am really wasted! Spıke ¬  21:20 22-Feb-10 Delete and redirect to Drugs. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:24, 22 February 2010 (UTC) pdblpdlbdpldlbdbldpbldpbldpbldpbldpbdpbldpbldbpdlbdlbpdlbdlbpdblpdbldpbdpbldpbldpbldpbldpbldpbldbpdlWAAAHHHHHH!!![;d[d[ldld[ld[ld[bl;ld[blpdldpbmwopglorflogg --Roman Dog Bird 00:30, February 23, 2010 (UTC) DeleteWhat SPIKE said. Wild at Heart 02:11, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted and Redirected. -- Roman Dog Bird 02:51, February 23, 2010 (UTC)

Mad Max

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Delete	Delete. Mad Max: Good encyclopedian or terrible article? Perhaps both. This article is a desolate wasteland, devoid of theme where humor is gang raped and shot with crossbows. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:41, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I cite Line One: "WARNING: YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A HUMOUR FREE ZONE." That is, I'm not funny and you can't make me. Spıke ¬  01:47 23-Feb-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 02:50, February 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Ironically, MadMax will probably redirect it to himself. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:24, Feb. 23, 2010 Delete. and move to my userspace @ User:Happytimes/VFD/Mad Max please. (I can't save this crap but I can start again with the fumes.)
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Redwall

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Delete	Delete. Whiny, unfunny, ED-esque attack page. Hasn't been changed in ages except for one n00b IP who made over 9000 edits without changing anything. Wild at Heart 19:31, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Classically bad writing: Starts out with a list, proceeds to an "excerpt" of the latest badly written novel, indistinguishable from the author's own bad writing, and finishes up as a chat. Spıke ¬  20:34 22-Feb-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:37, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not quite acceptable, even in older versions. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:14, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Sucky suck suck. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:07, Feb. 23, 2010
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Ric Romero

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Delete	Delete. Too short, too unfunny, no jokes at all. Unchanged since March 2007. Wild at Heart 19:29, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A detractor of this California newsman writes a hatchet-job on his career. Tries to be funny, for example on the matter of polygamy and divorce, but doesn't get far. Ultimately not a notable person. Spıke ¬  20:31 22-Feb-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:40, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Better than a Rickroll, but still damn unfunny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:46, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - If this guy were more notable, I might be willing to vote keep. However, the little Wikipedia article and his short life as an internet meme doesn't cut it. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:21, Feb. 23, 2010
Comments	I feel I've looked at this page before, but it doesn't seem to have been through VFD before--in fact, it's mostly the work of one author. Two of the other Romeros are clerically in at least as bad shape. Spıke ¬  20:31 22-Feb-10

George W. Bush

Keep	Keep. It seems we have two main pages on Bush: this one--written from a starry-eyed admiration for him--and George Dubya Bush, with open derision. Some day I want to write another Bush article that tells the real joke: an affable moderate who set out to do a series of common-sense things and achieved the exact opposite in each case. In the mean time, please don't call a page especially poorly written when all that's going on is that you disagree with it. Spıke ¬  18:14 22-Feb-10 It was an FA MrN 18:28, Feb 22 Keep. Considering this was featured, no one's going to remove this article just to please one person. --Wilytank 18:52, February 22, 2010 (UTC) lol nigger wat --Roman Dog Bird 19:16, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Fucking annoys the shit out of me with it's shitty shit shitness. sausage lol 16:48, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, what. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:48, 22 Feb 2010

George Takei

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Delete	Short, incoherent, and total ass. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:52, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per above. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:55, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I can say to the author of this:don't give up the day job. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:56, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No, just no. --Wilytank 23:30, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Wild at Heart 23:46, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. George Takei is notorious for being (1) a supporting actor on the original Star Trek, (2) out of favor with William Shatner, and (3) gay. How do you write an article without making fun of any of that? Spıke ¬  00:02 22-Feb-10
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Category:Guys who make Chuck Norris want to go home and cry

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Delete	No that isn't saying something. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:52, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:58, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Chuck it despite the fact that Arnold Palmer is in the category. MrN 23:55, Feb 21 Delete. Another automatic vote to delete another category that doesn't categorize anything but only wraps your article in someone else's past cleverness. Spıke ¬  00:03 22-Feb-10 Delete. - I don't care if it is technically anti-Norris, it's still a useless category spamming the Chuck Norris meme. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:13, Feb. 22, 2010 Delete.Terrible--Yutsi 15:49, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Auto-suggestion alteration phenomenon and Auto-suggestion alteration phenomenum

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Delete	Delete. Insanely short, not funny. Both are nearly identical, supershort clones of the other. Wild at Heart 17:50, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not sure if it's valid to nom them both like this, but they do both suck. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:59, 19 Feb Delete. Pseudo-intellectual humor, with a final paragraph of goofiness to humor the rest of us. Spıke ¬  22:37 19-Feb-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 03:02, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:20, Feb. 22, 2010
Comments	I believe MrN said earlier that you need to get an admin's permission to put more than one page on the same section, or something. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:19, 19 February 2010 (UTC) I will forgive it this one time, as the joke is obviously based on the two articles. Don't make a habit of it, but we are not monks. This should have been two separate nominations. The new rule about multi-page nomination is only for the game namespace. MrN 16:04, Feb 20

HowTo:Sneak Food into a Movie Theater

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Delete	Delete. It's almost entirly lists... --※ 20:14, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:53, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Some minor potential here, but would need some serious work to redeem it. Some interesting template choices in there too. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:57, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dull, listy randumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:03, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete Too listy. Wild at Heart 23:46, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Remember the Titans

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Delete	Delete. Yeah this sucks --※ 20:12, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:54, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:56, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Randumbo - with bells attached. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:06, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete Tries to be random and fails. Wild at Heart 23:47, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Reverted and Kept You all suck big fat donkey balls. Anyone check the history? This has got jack all to do with how it was... MrN 00:45, Feb 22

Podium

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Delete	It's old, it's short, and it sucks. -- Roman Dog Bird 00:08, February 20, 2010 (UTC) Are you talking about me again? MrN 13:56, Feb 20 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:11, 20 Feb Delete. MrN 13:56, Feb 20 Delete. Not funny in the least. Wild at Heart 02:29, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Jokes about podiums? Now I know why I don't see so often. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:19, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Sorry, Mr.N., I abstain: Podium is an odd word you can take in any direction, as I did to Plectrum. This Anon is a fine writer, but I'm disappointed that Section 2, where he tries to relate his History digression to the actual piece of furniture, is mostly babble, then speculation. I'd vote Keep in a heartbeat if I thought he (or one of youse) would come back and improve it. Spıke ¬  01:11 20-Feb-10 I'm not MrN. I'm Roman Dog Bird. MrN 03:20, February 20, 2010 (UTC) Yes you are. MrN had previously editorialized against abstentions in VFD. Spıke ¬  03:25 20-Feb-10

Game:Confucius Says

Keep	Keep Looks like different material and a slightly different angle to the fortune cookie thing. I tried 10 times, and got a few giggles. Looking at the edit text, there are loads of em. Sensible place to dump funny Confucius quotes I would reckon. MrN 04:52, Feb 26 Happytimes say: Keep.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  26 Feb 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC) Keep. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 07:12 • Friday, 26-02-2010 Keep. Hokey and a bit stale, but not to a criminal extent. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:46, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Not. A. Game. Also, it's a blatant rip-off of the fortune cookie "game" (or the other way around, ICBA to check). -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:53, 25 Feb Delete. No, just not going to work. --Wilytank 01:29, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Confucius says Kept 20:54, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Game:Killer 3.14's game of killing

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Delete	Delete. Vanity, gamecruft and abandoned. It's a shit-game trifecta. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:49, 25 Feb You Die. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:20, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pointless. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:28, 25 February 2010 (UTC) YOU DIE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:49, 26 February 2010 Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:08, Feb. 26, 2010
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Game:D2a2h 2i2e

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Delete	Delete. Pants. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:04, 25 Feb Delete. WTF? MrN 22:07, Feb 25 Delete. I don't understand humor in hexadecimal. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:28, February 25, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:46, 26 February 2010 Delete. - Even if one were to understand humor in hexidecimal, it isn't much of a game premise, much less a game. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:04, Feb. 26, 2010
Comments	For her pleasure. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Special%3APrefixIndex&prefix=D2a2h+2i2e&namespace=106 -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:08, 25 Feb

Game:Airplanes also see here, from A1 till AGS

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Delete	Delete. Seriously. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:10, 20 Feb Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Delete.} --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:17, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Intresting idea, horrible execution. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:34, Feb. 21, 2010 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:47, 21 February 2010
Comments	How do the admins know which pages to delete if this is deleted? MrN 02:58, Feb 20 See here, from A1 till AGS. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:12, 20 February 2010 Thanks Socky. You hear that you other guys? WE NEED LINKS TO GAMES WHERE IT'S NOT ALL INCLUDED IN THE PrefixIndex of the MAIN GAME PAGE. MrN 03:34, Feb 20

P0rtal and Game:P0rtal/Start

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Crap. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:45, 21 February 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:00, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. "Masturbate to chuck norris"? Fail --Wilytank 14:12, February 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Abandoned game that was never good to begin with. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:18, Feb. 22, 2010 Delete. Either path you take ends up in the same, stupid conclusion. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:26, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Other stuff starting with "Game:P0rtal" —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:45, 21 February 2010

Game:The Random Game

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Delete	Delete. Another abandoned WIP, this time from YTTE who ought to have known better. Where'd that guy go anyways? -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:23, 20 Feb Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Delete. - This game gave me a headache. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:29, Feb. 21, 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:35, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Entertaining in some parts, but not enough to save it. --Wilytank 21:11, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Here's all the crap -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:37, 20 Feb

Game:Zork 5

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Delete	Delete. Abandoned work in progress. Also completely unneccesary. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:39, 19 Feb Delete. Destination Termination for this sludge. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:05, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Delete. - We don't need a Zork 5. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:18, Feb. 21, 2010 Delete This is probably the best of the five - but still bad.mAttlobster. (hello) 23:28, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Zork4

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Delete	Delete. The more you make, the funnier they get right? -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:37, 19 Feb Delete. Piss Patheticam of Doctor Zork. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:02, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Delete. - We don't need a Zork4. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:17, Feb. 21, 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 03:00, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Zork Π

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Delete	Delete. Hey look, it's a special bonus edition of Zork! -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:26, 20 Feb Delete. Quite tiresome.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:50, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - We don't need a Zork Π. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:21, Feb. 21, 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:30, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Gruel. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:50, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Derp derp derp -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:27, 20 Feb

Game:?

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Delete	Delete. What is this I can't even -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:55, 20 Feb EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:29, 20 February 2010 Facepalm.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:37, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:25, Feb. 21, 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:16, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	At least there's not too much of it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:57, 20 Feb

Game:Dead End

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Delete	Delete. One click deep. Just terrible. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:43, 20 Feb EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:30, 20 February 2010 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:29, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Unfunny, unclever gamecruft. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:32, Feb. 21, 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:27, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	And here is the second page. Luckily the author inserted his own name so you can leave a thank you on his talk page. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:45, 20 Feb

Game:TAOAG

Keep	Keep. It's amusing in parts. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:42, 20 February 2010
Delete	Delete. It's different because this time you play the grue!!!11!!one! -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:30, 20 Feb Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Delete. Yea. Um. OK... MrN 13:53, Feb 20 Delete: 'You are eaten by Chuck Norris.' mAttlobster. (hello) 13:55, February 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:41, 21 February 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:23, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Game:Zork Abridged

Keep	Keep Yep. It's one page. I thought it was clever, and kinda funny. There are a lot of worse games than this, I would prefer to vote on them first. MrN 13:48, Feb 20 Strong keep. Please don't delete this, I'm trying to beat it.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 09:05 (UTC) Keep. - I thought it was funny. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:09, Feb. 21, 2010 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:46, 21 February 2010 Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:14, 21 Feb 2010
Delete	Delete. Why go through the effort of actually making a game? -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:54, 19 Feb Delete. Zorkballs. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:06, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Delete I like the idea of this but the execution is a travesty. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:10, February 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. lol grue —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:37, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
Comments	It's just this 1 page right? MrN 03:00, Feb 20 Yup. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:36, 20 February 2010 Kept Those who voted delete are BAD, BAD people. That's BAD in the Michael Jackson kinda BAD. That's BAD man. MrN 19:53, Feb 21

Game:Digital Fortune Cookie

Keep	Keep. I like it. I've always liked it. "A thrilling time is in your immediate future."  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 09:27 (UTC) Keep. - Very amusing, just needs to be made funny. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:31, Feb. 21, 2010 Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:22, 21 Feb 2010 Keep. Not totally full of penis. MrN 19:49, Feb 21
Delete	Delete. Somebody needs to learn the definition of the word "game". Also, not funny at all. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:12, 20 Feb
Comments	Yes, it's just the one page. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:12, 20 Feb Kept MrN 19:49, Feb 21

Game:Always Death

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Delete	Delete. *sigh* -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:16, 20 Feb Obliterate. Overtly pointless --Wilytank 20:01, February 20, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:18, 20 February 2010 Not even. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:47, 21 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. Indeed, let's make this quick. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:51, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I'd link the subpages, but there aren't any. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:16, 20 Feb

Game:NO! Part 1

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Delete	NO! -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:08, 20 Feb Delete. As Robotnik says best, "NO!" --Wilytank 21:13, February 20, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 20 February 2010 Obliterate. Completely pointless. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:46, 21 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. For using the word "runned". --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:34, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Ta-da! -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:11, 20 Feb

Game:ZorkX

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Delete	Delete. Abandoned stupidity. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:14, 20 Feb Obliterate. Obviously. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:36, 20 February 2010 Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:28, February 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Dumbcruft. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:27, Feb. 21, 2010
Comments	Is it just the one page? MrN 02:56, Feb 20 It would appear that way. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:35, 20 Feb

Game:Zork Pwned

Keep	Keep. Well, I played it a little bit, and I laughed a couple times. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:30, 19 February 2010 Keep. This is not totally shit. There are a lot of worse games than this, I would prefer to vote on them first. MrN 13:50, Feb 20 Keep. I, too, laughed a few times.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 09:09 (UTC) Keep. - Stupid, but funny no doubt. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:23, Feb. 21, 2010 Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:16, 21 Feb 2010
Delete	Delete. LOL pwnt n00b! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:57, 19 Feb Delete. Gamecrap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:08, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Delete No idea what 'pwned' means, even after playing it. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:09, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. You do know this is a 226 page game tree? I'm making no statement on its quality but it is a fully developed Uncyclopedia game.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:55, February 19, 2010 (UTC) I'm well aware what this entails. “Feel free to nominate the landing page on VFD, and your trusted admins will be happy to remove all 500 pages related to that game” ~ Mordillo Mordillo has already pre-approved this, so don't worry your pretty little head about it. :) -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:51, 19 Feb That is (obviously) so long as the nominator provides a way for the admin to find all the pages which might be huffed. Some games can't be found with PrefixIndex, and those need links on the VFD page (which can be included under the 1 nomination). MrN 03:38, Feb 20 Kept MrN 19:35, Feb 21

Game:Conservapedia

Keep	Actually, I think this is one of the best games ever. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:20, 19 February 2010 Conditional Keep Bigger image, and it's a win. sausage lol 01:25, February 20, 2010 (UTC) Keep. This is accurate on basically every level. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010 Keep I guess it relies on being a bit of a 'fan' of Conservapedia. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:07, February 20, 2010 (UTC) Keep I added some stuff to it, don't know if its that good but I don't think it should be deleted --Uncle J 15:38, February 20, 2010 (UTC) Keep per Uncle J putting forth the effort to turn it into an actual article. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:59, 20 Feb
Delete	Delete. I'm speechless. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:36, 19 Feb lol --Roman Dog Bird 20:39, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Send this to Hell! I'm really surprised this wasn't just put in QVFD. --Wilytank 21:43, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Wow, there's two seconds of my life I'll never get back. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:52, 19 February 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 15:58, Feb 20

St. Aidan's C of FSM School

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Delete	Delete. Short, unfunny, terrible formatting. Wild at Heart 22:05, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Total shit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:14, 18 Feb Delete. - Failed attempt to write FSM-based humor. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:28, Feb. 19, 2010 Delete. for no other reason except it has the gall to expect someone to write an article called "Benjamin the Donkey". --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:37, February 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. School-cruft, heavily seasoned with vanity. Spıke ¬  14:17 20-Feb-10
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Template:Flea Market

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Delete	Delete. Unfunny template, used only on the now-deleted Flea Market Montgomery. Wild at Heart 00:59, February 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Automatic. Spıke ¬  01:12 20-Feb-10 Delete. Only purpose was for a failArticle. --Wilytank 01:36, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Wheel of Fortune

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Delete	EXTERMINATE!!!!! Not at all funny. Tries to make the obvious Family Guy (Q, Q, Q, bat-signal) and South Park (NAGGERS) jokes and fails at both. Sample quote: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. In the 90's the hacker always hack the $5,000 space on the wheel and that illegal to do. The game show was recalled Wheel of Hackers LOL. These hacker are Called "The I don't wanna solve gangsters" and also hit the Puzzle Board. Hacker hacked it and iwon $1,00,000 LOL. Wild at Heart 17:54, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, that's terrible. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:57, 19 Feb DDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 20:45, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Awful, and older versions were still unsatisfactory. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:46, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete on the strength of the above excerpt. Retards write the darndest things! Spıke ¬  22:41 19-Feb-10
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Flea Market Montgomery

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Delete	Delete. Some noob created this in userspace in 12/08. I thought this might have potential, but after sitting on it a while I changed my mind. It's crap. If deleted, also get {{Flea Market}}, used only on this article. Wild at Heart 15:01, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I did read it. It's just like a mini-mall; and the owner is Black. The article hammers these points home but neglects to mention the relevance of either, or of the location itself. In other words, Who gives a bleep? Spıke ¬  15:14 19-Feb-10 Move it back to userspace. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:19, 19 February 2010 Not as cool as swap meets. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:12, 19 Feb Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:38, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I first thought this was about Field Marshal Montgomery on a skim through here. Oh, it's about some unremarkable flea market.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:56, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Modified Humans

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Delete	Delete. More bliphead gamercruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:34, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 19 February 2010 Ha ha. Micheal Jackson? Sure, why not? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:11, 19 Feb dahAHAH --Roman Dog Bird 21:33, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The two-liprefix=D2a2h+2i2ene intro tells me it's going to be an inside joke, and the article never tells me what information I need in order to understand it. Spıke ¬  22:39 19-Feb-10
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Blitz Smith

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Delete	Delete. Low marks in every category. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:24, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Send this to hell Please, what was the point of this? --Wilytank 14:15, February 19, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Blatantly racist in an ED kind of way. Wild at Heart 14:56, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Worthless. Pointless racism poisons the well for our award-winning funny racism. It should be huffed, not just tagged with an animated template. But worse than the race is the density of the memes and the nonsense numerals. Spıke ¬  15:19 19-Feb-10 EXTERMINATE! This is crap. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:22, 19 February 2010 Nigger. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:10, 19 Feb
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Jeopardy

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! The 300 reference is funny but egregiously misspelled; the SNL references are limp; the rest is unfunny game show cruft. I'm a game show fan and I didn't laugh once at anything, except for the fact that someone could misspell "Jeopardy" so badly. I mean, Trebek a robot? Not funny. Wild at Heart 02:46, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Bzzz! "Random crap." "I'm sorry. You didn't phrase your answer in the form of a question. Like this article, you fail, n00b!." -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:32, Feb. 19, 2010 Alex, What is, "Delete"? It would get better immediately with the deletion of Sections 5 and 6. But still not funny. Spıke ¬  15:17 19-Feb-10 Jepoardy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:04, 19 Feb
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M.A.S.K

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Delete	Delete. Who? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:14, 18 February 2010 (UTC) LOL. This is apparently an attempt to invent a fictional character and insert him into a real cartoon and then mash it together with GI Joe. Epic fail. On a side note, I loved M.A.S.K. toys as a kid. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:02, 18 Feb Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:27, Feb. 19, 2010 Delete. Anyone old enough to remember this cartoon should be too old to write this badly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:35, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. What? --Wilytank 14:41, February 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. Shouldn't this be gone by now, since it has more than 5 delete votes? Wild at Heart 14:57, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Los Ganados

Keep	Move to "Los Gonados" and link every occurrence of the title to gonads. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:39, 17 February 2010 Also, Penis. Spıke ¬  14:56 18-Feb-10 Indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:04, 18 February 2010
Delete	Delete.Ganados in iron masks are immune to psychic powers and the evil eye, so attacking with a spoon is the best plan for feeding them milkshake.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:10, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Indeed, why do novice writers of an "encyclopedia" article think that the format requires them to include a listy instruction manual? This could be Mariachi bandcruft, except that it has nothing to do with any actual band, or anything else. Substantially unchanged since September 2006. Spıke ¬  12:46 17-Feb-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:33, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Pants. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:02, 18 Feb Delete. per Spike. Wild at Heart 22:07, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A few good lines, but not enough to save it. MrN 15:05, Feb 19
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The Flaccid Bones

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Delete	Obliterate. As one might expect, there's far too little flesh on these bones. And the little flesh that's there isn't exactly tasteful. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:05, 18 February 2010 Delete. A skeleton on which to pointlessly hang jokes about sex organs. Spıke ¬  15:47 18-Feb-10 Dickslol. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:37, 18 Feb Delete. - The concept could work if written correctly, but the execution here is terrible. I might consider rewritting it in the future. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:32, Feb. 19, 2010 EXTERMINATE! Doesn't even try. Wild at Heart 02:40, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Barack Hussein Obama

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Delete	Delete. Just plain terrible. Not funny at all. Has a 1 star rating. Wild at Heart 22:09, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Total shit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:14, 18 Feb Delete. Considering there's already an article --Wilytank 23:14, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Redirect to Baraq Hussein Osama. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:22, 18 February 2010 No, You Can't. -- Kip Hussein Dip • 01:23, Feb 19, 2010
Comments	REDIRECTED to Barack Obama MrN 01:53, Feb 19

Math

Keep	Keep. Math has some good stuff, perhaps some of it not original; and pursues themes of interest beyond math geeks, such as how girls do at math. Mathematics looks listier and has some nonsense numbers. At the least, someone knowledgeable should attempt a merge of the best stuff. Spıke ¬  17:58 18-Feb-10 Keep. Not great, but certainly not delete worthy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:32, 18 Feb Keep. Popular articles should have their history checked for a better version, and err... shouldn't be deleted just to make room for a better article with a different name but the same subject matter. I think? Fucked if I know, I'm not a sysop. --Matfen 21:11, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Close enough! The bit about checking the history of all pages was kinda the point that mattered... MrN 23:40, Feb 18 Keep. Definitely has it's fair share of good stuff. --Wilytank 23:20, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:23, 18 February 2010
Delete	Delete.. Essentially, this is a page which has been around too long, and which has been repeatedly edited with borderline vandalism (and outright vandalism which has not been cleaned up) by people who do not like math and are using Uncyclopedia to announce this to the world. Normally, I would revert it to an earlier version, but since there is already a duplicate page (Mathematics) which is of a much higher quality, I think deletion is best. $s_{n}o/w(y^{o})w^{-1}$ 17:22, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Deja vu much? --Matfen 17:36, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Sounds to me... That Mr Matfen here knows how this here VFD page thing works. Why don't you explain it to Mr Snowyowl over there? Go on! You can then become like one of us old farts who troll around VFD looking for people to swear at. It's great fun. Honest! :) MrN 19:02, Feb 18 Kept MrN 23:40, Feb 18

Nazilever

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Delete	Obliterate. Not particularly interesting. Or funny for that matter. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:34, 18 February 2010 Delete. There is much richer material already in the Hitler namespace. Spıke ¬  15:48 18-Feb-10 Delete. --Wilytank 16:49, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I hated this as soon as I read the title. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:33, 18 Feb Delete. Hitlercruft. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:53, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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Brian Chase

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Probably a copypaste from somewhere. Definitely a load of bullshit. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:37, 18 February 2010 Delete. So many empty links. --Wilytank 14:44, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. (1) Author tries to shovel crap from Wikipedia into Uncyclopedia and (2) can't even do that right. Spıke ¬  14:55 18-Feb-10 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:38, 18 Feb Delete. Looking at the talkpage, the author seems to have made this for the sole purpose of it to be vandalized. Too bad for him, It went untouched for 4 years until Socky came. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:50, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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Wang Chung

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Delete	Obliterate. "Hey, let's throw in a couple scientologists and polar bears and give the article some whacky Chinese name!" —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:30, 18 February 2010 Delete. No, it's not some random Chinese name; it's the name of a rock group, a one-hit wonder mostly noted for its lyric, "Everybody Wang Chung tonight." As the author admits in the final sentence of this babble essay: "Who fucking cares, really? I just wanted to put in an entry for Wang Chung." Spıke ¬  14:53 18-Feb-10 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:39, 18 Feb Delete. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:47, 18 February 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. per Sockpuppet. Wild at Heart 22:06, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Splorange

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Delete	WHAT THE FOOCK? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 18 February 2010 Delete. And look! it cites the American Rhyming Act. Spıke ¬  14:16 18-Feb-10 Obliterate. Really stupid shit --Wilytank 16:53, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:07, 18 Feb Delete. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:45, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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American Rhyming Act of 1824

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Delete	Obliterate. A title with potential. An article which just about manages to realize the title's randomness potential. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:07, 18 February 2010 Delete. There are aleph-null titles with equally great potential. We can't flesh out all of them. Spıke ¬  14:13 18-Feb-10 Article is shit, please delete it. Makes me cry, author should die. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:07, 18 Feb Delete. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:44, 18 February 2010 (UTC) LOL Splorange! AHAHAHA!! No. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 01:35, Feb. 19, 2010
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Lake Ontario

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Delete	Evil killer monkeys!!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:59, 18 February 2010 Delete. Get rid of this. It hasn't been changed since 2006. --Wilytank 14:06, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. We ought to have an article on Lake Ontario: It's big, it's notable, and it's in the template. But this particular article has nothing going for it, except the very last sentence. Spıke ¬  14:20 18-Feb-10 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:06, 18 Feb Delete. The first paragraph had some potential, but it commits suicide in the second. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:38, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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Joanna Newsom

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Delete	Delete. Tries to make fun of her by identifying her as some kind of plant, but fails. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:49, 18 February 2010 Delete. Spıke ¬  14:17 18-Feb-10 Delete. FailSpork --Wilytank 14:46, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:05, 18 Feb Delete. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:37, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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QUISLING wall-lamp

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Delete	Obliterate. WTF? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:00, 18 February 2010 Delete. Simply random nonsense. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:35, Feb. 18, 2010 Delete. Spıke ¬  13:42 18-Feb-10 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:05, 18 Feb Delete. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:36, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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DnD

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Delete	Obliterate. Dude... What's this all about, dude? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:56, 18 February 2010 Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:32, Feb. 18, 2010 Delete. Sort of clever, but it's not about anything. Spıke ¬  13:41 18-Feb-10 dungeons and dragons Still pants though. MrN 15:56, Feb 18 No. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:04, 18 Feb
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Brennan's Universal Theory of Theoretical Theorism

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Delete	Obliterate. What? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:51, 18 February 2010 Delete. - Based on the title, I was hoping this was some science humor lost on Socky. Nope, it's simply pointless drivel. Sorry I doubted you, Socky. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:26, Feb. 18, 2010 Delete. Starts with an encyclopedia cliché, the first hint that, if you can't dazzle 'em with content, you're going to baffle them with bullshit. Spıke ¬  13:37 18-Feb-10 I like bullshit as much as the next guy, but come on. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:04, 18 Feb Delete. per spike. Wild at Heart 22:06, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Deltora Quest

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Delete	Delete. Odd and dull. Should have been ICU'd. Wasn't. So here it is. Have a quick look, yawn, then vote delete, you know it makes sense. --UU - natter 11:13, Feb 18 Delete. - It's apparently about toilet paper, which is fitting, as this article is a turd. Yet not a good turd, like the corny chunks that make going to the bathroom fun on occasion. The unspecial kind you have to get out of your system and immediately flush only as an obligation. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 12:47, Feb. 18, 2010 Delete. Thank you for starting my day with that, Kip. Anyway, for Section 1 to be named, "The Little Bit At The Start Where You Find Out What This Article Is All About" means the real subject of this article is the exhilaration of a 10-year-old at getting crap published. Spıke ¬  13:36 18-Feb-10 That's pretty bad. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:03, 18 Feb Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:12, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:03, 18 February 2010 Smite. Fuck this article. That series was awesome. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:32, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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How To:Become a Wizard

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Delete	Delete. Norris. Brian Peppers. Grues. Random. Unfunny. Wibble. Sentence Fragment. Slightly too old to ICU, which is what should have happened. so it's here instead. --UU - natter 10:50, Feb 18 WOW! IT'S FUCKING BOLLOCKS OR SOMETHING!! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 12:30, Feb. 18, 2010 Thats absolutely awful...--DougalthePanda 12:37, February 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Because UU says so. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:01, 18 Feb Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:09, February 18, 2010 (UTC) That's just fucking awful. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:34, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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The Legend of Solder

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Delete	Delete. Been here ages. Hardly been edited in years. Not linked from anywhere. Really dull, shading to boring. No jokes. Ends up listy. The idea may have been funny to the author, but not to anyone else. And there are already too many Zelda-based articles. "The Thunder Sleeper". Really? How droll. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:15, Feb 18 Delete. - Long and boring, like having sex with <insert name here>'s mom. Seriously, that woman is incapable of having an orgasm. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 12:34, Feb. 18, 2010 Delete. Okay, the concept is presenting, as though it were a (sigh!) video game--what?--the plumber? the electronics industry? home improvement? And the execution is typical of all articles that present something as a video game. An instruction manual that even gamers won't appreciate. Spıke ¬  13:33 18-Feb-10 Delete. Though I feel I should mention that I managed to give <insert name here>'s mom an orgasm okay. Did you try anal? She loves that. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:01, 18 Feb Delete. Less punny, more funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:00, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Clerks

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Delete	Delete. Get it? They're all gay and that is, by extension, automatically comical. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:03, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Anal rape is one meme that makes me stop (at line 9) and ask whether I really need more information before voting. Nah. Spıke ¬  19:10 17-Feb-10 failfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfail --Roman Dog Bird 20:24, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This article sucks 37 dicks. In a row. --UU - natter 09:50, Feb 18 Try not to suck any dicks on the way. I love Kevin Smith movies. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:56, 18 Feb Delete. - This article leaves the taste of piss and flies in my mouth. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 12:31, Feb. 18, 2010
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Back to the Future

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Delete	Delete. The future looks bleak for Back to the Future. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:14, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Such a kickass movie deserves much better than this. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:43, Feb. 17, 2010 DAAAAAHHHHH, I CRAPPED MAH PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 20:30, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Smite. This movie deserves better than a pile of listcruft. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:04, 17 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. Two of the above loved the movie, hated the article. Please do start over. Spıke ¬  01:40 18-Feb-10 Redirect to Temporal paradox, which is quite clearly a better article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:38, 18 February 2010
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Dr. Emmett Brown

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Delete	Delete. EMMET FAIL! --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:14, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Quick, Marty! You must go back and huff that Uncyclopedia article about me or humanity is doomed! Yes, Marty, it really is that shitty. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:42, Feb. 17, 2010 aahahahahaha --Roman Dog Bird 20:30, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Fuck. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:02, 17 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ah, I understand. He invented the Earth, and has a comedy Jew. Spıke ¬  01:42 18-Feb-10
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Sugarbeetworld

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Delete	Delete. Welcome to wibble world. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:10, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. How to fast-track a new article to VFD? Decide that the subject is a nation, with Infobox (or a theme park?) Make the intro mainly discuss what is not known. And pack as many memes into Section 1 as you can. Spıke ¬  13:07 17-Feb-10 Delete. - Pointless drivel. I was hoping the quoting ending the article would at least be clever. It isn't. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:49, Feb. 17, 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:34, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil

Keep	Definitely keepable. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 17 February 2010 Keep. Come on, people! Would the EU really adopt as an anthem a song about a German crocodile with Nazi sympathies? Keep Keep Keep! But the entire verse has been cut out of the English translation of the lyrics, and what follows is idle speculation and wank-cruft. Spıke ¬  19:07 17-Feb-10 keep Could use some work, but there's nothing wrong with it. --monika 19:52, February 17, 2010 (UTC) lol --Roman Dog Bird 20:23, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Stubbish rubbish cartooncruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:12, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I've edited it in place to correct the problems I reported above, notably restoring the full English translation. Spıke ¬  20:57 17-Feb-10 Kept Someone should make RDB an admin or somethin. :D MrN 00:06, Feb 18

Ami Pinkberry Girl

Keep	HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is so funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:31, 17 February 2010 Whoops. I meant that as a delete vote. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:44, 17 February 2010
Delete	Delete. It's so stupid it shouldn't even exist. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:03, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Have not been able to determine whether it's based on anything, nor whether the nexus to global warming and Al Gore is based on anything. Failing that, it's so stupid it shouldn't even exist. Spıke ¬  19:15 17-Feb-10 facepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalm --Roman Dog Bird 20:25, February 17, 2010 (UTC) HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is so funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:31, 17 February 2010 She has all the power of Godzilla and more, plus she has the strength of 5 Godzillas. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:08, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
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Baron von Brunk

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Delete	Delete. You should all be ashamed for letting this crap survive since 2005. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:03, February 17, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:35, 17 February 2010 Crap! Spıke ¬  19:16 17-Feb-10 faaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrtttttt --Roman Dog Bird 20:26, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The genocide of crappy 2005-era articles continues... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:06, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
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sprite

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Delete	Delete. Random heap with a random picture. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:21, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is awful. The only promise--linking the soft drink with the primitive on-screen animation--is unbegun. Spıke ¬  13:03 17-Feb-10 7 Up -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:45, Feb. 17, 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:32, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Though for some reason I can see that picture in Count of Monkey Crisco's signature. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:01, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
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History of 3d Animation

Keep	Weak keep. Concept is cute--a pioneer in animation works so glacially slowly that he gives it up and (fatefully!) starts the Nazi party. Author's Daddy must be an appliance salesman; there's too much hype and randomness. Garage sale? Why not? Spıke ¬  04:26 17-Feb-10 keep Some of the jokes in here suggest the author knows more about the subject than most people. I'm not going to say I have some ideas on what to do with this, because I know what happened last time I did that... --monika 05:45, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Nazi Garage Sale! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:40, 17 February 2010 RepreiveThis one has a good storyline, as Hitler pages go. Uncy has a reputation and task to uphold--to cover every possible permutation of alternative Hitler histories--and with a few minutes time from a few people this page could take its place in the lineup. ~   18:35 17 Feb.MMX
Delete	Delete. Nazi Garage Sale? Really? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 00:26, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 19:01, Feb 17

YouTube

Keep	There has to be something more or less keepable in the history. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 17 February 2010
Delete	Delete. Right, this page is a massive hunk of crap that already has the steamroller tag upon it. "But we need a page on YouTube" cries a conservative user. Well, what about moving the page on YouTubers to this actual article? It'd be better to move it now before it gets VFH'd on an article space we might have preferred to be named different. --Matfen 21:40, February 16, 2010 (UTC) Agree on the "massive hunk of crap" thing (Section 1 is a pure ego-rant) and on the remedy. Spıke ¬  00:26 17-Feb-10 DeleteOr, another idea, move YouTubers to YouTube and YouTube to YouTubers. The new page is very funny, and works well for YouTube, better than this one. A name change for both of them may split the pony. ~   00:31 17 Feb MMX After the swap, we'd need a new vote on deleting it under its new name, as it would still be just as bad! Spıke ¬  04:28 17-Feb-10 Delete. Some articles here act like fly paper , attracting all the ugly insects to leave their unfunny deposits. This is one of them. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:13, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept That was a truly pants nomination, so I'm closing it. CHECK THE FUCKING HISTORY BEFORE NOMINATION You guys voting should also know better. It took me 1 min to find a FAR better version. I'm going to start giving out bans at some point if people don't bother to check the page history for a better version before nomination. MrN 19:13, Feb 17

Wild Toast

Keep	Keep. If the pointless list is lost and some excess fungi removed, this isn't mind crunchingly awful. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:11, February 16, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Good to see you in this box! This article does everything wrong--anthromorphizes a piece of food, freeing the author to have anything both ways, it's written in the spirit of a 10-year-old wanting everyone to notice he's writing his first real article, memes, lists, SHOUTING, choice of topics (war and mating, obviously). There is only one good thing about it: the title. Here is how I see it: Modern society is rebelling against processed foods and people are going back to whole-grain and multi-grain toast. This article is Uncyclopedia's way of putting us in touch with our past, before toast was domesticated at all. Spıke ¬  12:59 16-Feb-10 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 17 February 2010
Delete	Delete. Random, irrelevant and mostly stupid. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:09, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	The above theme is now a new intro of Wild Toast. As usual, I await the addition of a new History section from Romartus, upon which things will snowball. Additional section headers are carved out to extend the article to other ways of politically correct eating, and back to Jam Jesus. Spıke ¬  00:30 17-Feb-10 post-edited Kept MrN 19:19, Feb 17

Pixie and Dixie

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Delete	Delete. About as funny as the horrible cartoon it's based on. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:21, February 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Author MrCleveland recently told Mr.N. he never reads HTBFANJS, also threatened to boycott Uncyclopedia until Easter. He understands what an article should do; he's just not good enough to make it do it. And this one won't be missed. Spıke ¬  12:59 17-Feb-10 Not sure how I missed that one. MrCleveland requested that his account be removed, and I thought I had huffed the lot. Well, all those which were not significantly edited by anyone else anyway. If there are any others which I missed post a link on my talk page. MrN 13:24, Feb 17
Comments	The article does attach Dixie to the Winn-Dixie supermarket chain, as I linked game-show host Bill Cullen to the King Kullen chain. (This could be done at Dixie Chicks, but somehow we have no such article.) Spıke ¬  13:02 17-Feb-10

Cereal Killer (person)

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Delete	Delete. Listcruft plus four unremarkable paragraphs. The core joke is already used in Cereal killer. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:10, February 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Indeed, there's no point in having two of these, and this one should go. Spıke ¬  17:20 15-Feb-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:51, February 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Should redirect to Pointless drivel. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:58, Feb. 15, 2010 Delete. Out damned lists!!!--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:16, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
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User:Zith Melle

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Delete	Delete. Another Runescape vanity page created by IP's. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:15, 16 Feb Delete. Spıke ¬  20:35 16-Feb-10 Rescinded. Upon further review, this useless page was not created by IPs but by the user "Zith Melle" who also contributed on the Runescape-cruft we voted on below. I don't care what he has on his user page. Spıke ¬  20:37 16-Feb-10
Comments	Yeah, I found User:Zezima because this guy contributed to the page in recent changes, so it's invalid. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:39, 16 February 2010 (UTC) Let's not go and nominate userpages for deletion, shall we? ~ 21:21, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

User:Zezima

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Delete	Okay, before you all go off on me, I'm pretty sure this isn't an actual user as the page was created by IPs and it has no contributions. The page itself consists of RuneScape vanity cruft about some guy nobody cares about. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:09, 16 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:11, 16 Feb Sure. Any time. Spıke ¬  20:33 16-Feb-10 Delete. What Pelagonium said. Really conceited shit about a person nobody's heard of on an internet game that a lot of people don't really like. --Wilytank 21:12, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	And that one as well. You don't think there is actually a user? Go to QVFD or talk to an admin, don't waste precious VFD space over this. ~ 21:22, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Lance Falcon

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Delete	Delete. A mutual link with Eric Theodore Cartman this article... well it's just bullshit. That's all I need to say. It's bullshit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:34, February 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Vanity or cyber-bullying. Spıke ¬  18:40 15-Feb-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:46, February 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - I assume Lance Falcon is some unnotable superhero character. Too lazy to google it. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:01, Feb. 15, 2010 Delete. No illustrations, no explanations..just dives in as if this person needs no introduction. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:12, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Eric Theodore Cartman

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Delete	Delete. Over the years it's evolved from a regurge of Southpark catchphrases into a tower of epic cruft with Southpark catchphrases sprinkled in liberally. At no point did it seem to be very good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:34, February 15, 2010 (UTC) Fat-ass homo sexuals. If Cartman was a South Park character, he can only be done justice to if someone starts over. Spıke ¬  18:47 15-Feb-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:47, February 15, 2010 (UTC) This is stupid! - Screw you guys, I'm going home! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:52, Feb. 15, 2010 Delete. The opening paragraph perfectly introduces you to the style of the following article:It's going to be shit all the way down to the turgid bottom. Thanks author for the warning. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:14, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Porno Titles That Should Exist, But Don't

Keep	Keep Again, a good edit sweep, some photos, quality writing, etc. would cure the illness. As mentioned, this is a popular title, so a couple of people working on it should pop its cork. IP's must enjoy adding in a title or two once in awhile, why not leave them this pond to swim in. Aleister in Chains 19:25 14 Feb. MMX Keep As usual there was a version in the history where someone with a mind had edited it. Why was that version not nominated? Still the same format mind, but with far less shit. MrN 20:25, Feb 14 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:59, 15 February 2010 Keep. Perhaps there should just be a section here for lists (good ones) as I did laugh at 'The Lion, the Bitch in a Wardrobe'. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:22, February 15, 2010 (UTC) Strong keep. It helps me write my screenplays.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Feb 2010 ~ 05:55 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. No. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:23, 14 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is everything bad about listcruft, plus everything bad about bandcruft when it endeavors to amuse by converting every song title to a pun. It is funny when authors devise a horrible movie title, then realize that the horrible porn industry had already stooped that low. But authors are often explaining their own jokes to the reader. Spıke ¬  19:20 14-Feb-10 No. -- Roman Dog Bird 19:28, February 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete Who would ever look at this and be entertained? mAttlobster. (hello) 19:30, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Nominator is going to get heavy pushback, as this is the 297th most-read article on Uncyclopedia (683 hits), well ahead of the National Hockey League and the PlayStation 3. Spıke ¬  19:20 14-Feb-10 Hi. Where are the number of hits listed? I really like the Wikipedia daily hit-count, that makes edited there really enjoyable when the right article is worked on and improved. Aleister in Chains The above stats are from Special:Mostpopulararticles, a report run once a day. Spıke ¬  19:50 14-Feb-10 Thanks. Are those daily, weekly, monthly, or total Uncy history? Will look at them later, off to see the Wizard now, as well as my Valentines Day crap duties. Al, few minutes later. Those stats are a load of crap IMO. I doubt they are accurate. It's probably old data. MrN 20:28, Feb 14 Good question, Aleister; I'd say they are monthly hits as they don't bounce around from day to day. I disagree that good editing, or anything else short of Full Frontal Nudity, induces a lot of non-Unc fans to start visiting an Unc page. I've improved a couple of the pages on the list; the rest of the world is pleased, and moves on. Spıke ¬  14:01 15-Feb-10 Hey people, check this out: Special:Mostpopulararticles = Special:MostRevisions. By "most popular" they just mean "most edited". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:41, 15 February 2010 So that explains why, after I fix up an article, its "popularity" drops off. It would be a stronger statement not to be on this list, as a really good article convinces Mr. I.P.Anon that he can't improve on it. Spıke ¬  17:46 15-Feb-10 Well, we rewrote Stereotype and deleted List of Stereotypes, the most popular article on Uncyc. We should delete this before it gets overwhelmingly huge and unfunny like the former List. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:06, 14 February 2010 (UTC) If you want to rewrite this, that's fine. But it's completely absurd to delete an article to prevent it from being edited, when articles can be protected. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:45, 15 February 2010 Comment. - This is a situation where I want to vote keep, similiar to the vote on List of Profanity, but with a stronger urge, yet I'm worried it's the ol' snickering 13-year-old in me talking, of whom I must keep under warps due to concern over the welfare of Uncyclopedia's quality, as releasing him would cause an immediate merge with my subconscious Id, creating a disaster of monster movie proportions, also, a run-on sentence. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:49, Feb. 15, 2010 Where the hell is Kip the Dip? The man who seriously and genuinely thinks Fisher Price is actually a good article? Who is this imposter? I'm calling the police. MrN 18:07, Feb 15 Kept MrN 12:22, Feb 16

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Delete	Delete. - Chuck Ball victim. Written 4 years ago when Orion Blaster was smoking something funny. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:42, Feb. 13, 2010 Delete. Vain and lame. Spıke ¬  00:59 14-Feb-10 Delete. Short, not funny and listy. Easy. --UU - natter 11:43, Feb 15 Smite. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:57, February 15, 2010 (UTC) Smite. Needs moar lists.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Feb 2010 ~ 06:01 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. As Orion Blastar is still around, I suggest it is given back to him before It is removed. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:21, February 14, 2010 (UTC)