User:Snowyowl

Snowyowl is an Uncyclopedian who joined in October 2009 AD. He is credited with the invention of the time machine in 1875, 1962, 1998, and 2012, not necessarily in chronological order.
He has controversially been accused of being a sockpuppet of various users; however, this was experimentally disproved when it was found that he used the words "Me" and "I" in the wrong places, a crime against language which no true Uncyclopedian would commit without promptly reverting it. Snowyowl was not banned for this. No, not even close.

He has also been accused of adding a speling mistake to the article AAAAAA!, though he has refused to comment on this issue.

A personal thingy from Snowyowl

This message is to inform you that my attempts to lengthen Earth's day to 26 hours in order to have more time to organize my life have been unsuccessful. Consequently I will be on Uncyclopedia only rarely from now on, at least until you see the giant rocket boosters blot out the sun. $s_{n}o/w(y^{o})w^{-1}$ 16:41, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

Postscript

If anyone has seen a blue jacket with my name written on the label, please let me know. I lost it while browsing Wikipedia.

Userboxes

Userboxes that actually mean something

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Userboxes that do not, in fact, mean anything, nor make any reference whatsoever to reality other than by chance

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Uncyclopedia:Babel

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

fr-N This user is a native speaker of Français. fr-N

de-P This fucker speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. de-P

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.

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This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

Pages I like

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• You Are Dead
• This_page_does_not_exist
• Invisibility
• Recursion
• HowTo:Achieve World Domination in a Recession

First drafts

Separate article: because I really, really don't want my lovely userpage messed up by irrelevant and unfinished garbage.
I guarantee that everything else here is finished.
Also using predictable and sad humour.
Also self-referential.
Also repetitive.
Also repetitive.
Also self-referential.

This userpage needs a punchline You can help Uncyclopedia by adding an irrelevant yet funny section here.