Ray Mears' Unibrow
~ The fat Unibrow on being content
~ The monobrow on friends
~ The Unibrow on Being faithful
Ray Mears' Unibrow is a television, radio and cinema personality, gardener, newspaper columnist, philanthropist, personal trainer, ex-Prime Minister of Great Britain and co-founder of Wikipedia, currently sitting comfortably above Ray Mears' eyes, its closest friends.
'The Unibrow' first received worldwide recognition as the first anatomical feature to appear on BBC 2. Due to the enormous popularity made by this, he was made British Prime Minister. But after BBC 2 commited suicide in 1997, it saw its career go downhill and had to make do with cameos and walk-on parts in such famous programmes as Minder and The Bill. After seeing its second big break as an axe-murderer in Super Confetti Magic Man it went on to appear in Celebrity Stars in their Eyes, singing 'ABC' by the Jackson 5 as a group with Janet Street Porter's teeth and Clive Anderson's combover, and appeared in many films, as well as being a regular guest for Terry Wogan in his radio show, 'Wake Up to Wogan' since 2002.
Relationship with Ray Mears
Ray Mears' Unibrow has a very close companionship with its namesake, and the head upon which it was originally spawned. It has been known to be used by Mears to make fire, chop wood and test mushrooms for poison, all of which leading to a mutual friendship.
Oh, his unibrow also saved him when he was in the jungle, it collected rain water for him too.
- 'Tracks', himself, BBC 2, 1993
- 'Ray Mears' World of Survival', himself, BBC 2, 1995
- 'Ray Mears' Bushcraft', himself, BBC 2, 1996
- 'Minder', Mr Bullwinkle, 1998
- 'The Bill', himself, 2000
- 'KFC advert' Colonel Sanders' moustache, 2001
- 'Sesame Street', Bert's unibrow, 2001
- 'Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes', himself, 2003