Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without ASS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHITFACE article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder HONKY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden SPANK THE MONKEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BLUE PENIS! or BASTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PEDOPHILIA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WEHATEMARIO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITHEAD television programs to address BELGIUM Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMN Tourette's is BONER not to be CRAPPY confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIGFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YID random FIST FUCK disorientation, culturally-I'LL RAPE YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHOLE language, TOWELHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSCRACK POWERSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLIT souvenir shoppes and massive DEVELOPERS! quantities NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHETITS Polite Note to the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Author:

The BOON Tourette's FUCKER Research Institute was ASS founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT article ASS FASCIST funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOATSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance 666.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BLUMPKIN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers BOLLOCKS swear. You can RICK MORANIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JOHNNY TV, for always focusing on the DICKHEAD bad side of a terrible SHITSLINGING thing.
The main TITWANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FRED PHELPS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TOSSER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGGER OFF knee GYPSY NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is TRANNY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HAIL SATAN! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AUTOFELLATIO school for NORTH KOREA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITPISSER sufferers to become SHITFACE manically depressed and DOUCHING commit NIGGER TITS suicide.
There is no DILDO cure, and the BALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS ARTIST tics often have adverse GIVING HEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SPANK THE MONKEY perodol" which caused my entire DELICIOUS CAKE body to go PISS ARTIST numb and FUCK OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTERFUCK it is without the BORDER HOPPER drug.

I am an active member of a NEOPETS tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WOODPECKERSHIT the BUTT PIRATE public view of Tourettes as a "GOD DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LOGJAMMER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING FUCKFUCKER sorry for YOUR MOM "hi-jacking" your TACO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EUROIPODS this that really COCKING FUCKBOROUGH annoys me. I am working towards a RICK MORANIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSRAMMER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POMMIE, and making fun of a BONER horrible disorder is (not) JACKASS SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCK time.

Best DICKLICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CULT OF THE DEAD COW reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew JIGGABOO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The PEDOPHILIA bastard who wrote this article. You can VENEREAL DISEASE punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with MUGABE HAS AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITTIES saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TWAT BAND WITH 4 SHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How DUMBASS to NIPPLES cure NIGGER the BULLCRAP Tourette's SHITSLINGING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CONDOMS for MICK Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Syndrome BITCH is PISS ARTIST following JACKASS these NIPPLES rules YOU WANKER in TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! order:

1: Avoid CLEVELAND STEAMER immature CONAN O'BRIAN little STEVE BALLMER kids,
2: Count to TURD within REDSKIN 10 FROG'S FAT ASSseconds,
3: Do not open your GOBSHITE JIZZ COCKSHITTER nor FUCK A DUCK talk,
4: Tell COON yourself you PISS don't TWISTY VAGINA have CUNT this SHITCUNTING disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HORSE SHIT WITH NASTY DICK TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw CUM!

I fucking put BALL SACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE WARNER MUSIC GROUP PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at REDSKIN the TOP OF JACKASS THIS MOCCASINS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ANAL offensive. JUSTIN BIEBER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to EPIDIDYMIS people who try COCK to battle SHITHEAD'CAMEL FUCKER that tight-ass PENIS ON A BUN 17-year-TRANNY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING it now, but someone said FELCHING' FUCKTARD FELLATIO'BUTTFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BONER is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there CRAP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YOU WANKER Uncyclopedia, there are LOLCAT articles CAMEL JOCKEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOUCHING stuff. So WHORE that means JIZZ stop getting mad at the PISS OFF first part too and LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS talking about the JERK OFF letter that it's YOU WANKER mocking (what CUM letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian SUCK MY DICK hi self ANUSCAKE even made a really ASS good point. "It's WANKSPLAT nothing more GOATSE from a head nod to a I'LL RAPE YOU knee tick". PAKI. Which I'll add COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT onto JACKASS SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NINTENDOGS suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNNILINGUS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WARNER MUSIC GROUP be, because if I were a PIECE OF SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COON hilarious. If you PENISFUCK Want facts, go on DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking ASSHAT article anyway.

CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE EMO ARSE GOD DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF MY ASS I WILL KILL YOU! DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK

FUCKSTAIN TIMBER NIGGER PISS OFF BULLSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE NORTH KOREA CAMEL JOCKEY DYKE PISS OFF BUGGER OFF CLEMEN WANK NI FUCKWIT BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK COCKSUCKER DICK BULLCRAP FIST FUCK WIGGER HELL TIMBER NIGGER SHITSLINGING ASS BOB SAGET RAT'S ASS TITS RECTUM RAIDER DIPSHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK BITCH HADJI TRANNY BATHING SUIT AREA PISSHOLE CRACKER TAMPONS INBRED NIGGER BASTARD FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBS ASSHOLE ROSIE O'DONNELL TAFFY BUGGER FUCKSTAIN GYPSY DAMN ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICKLICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WETBACK WETBACK I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT TURD DIPSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES PISS ARTIST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIRTY SANCHEZ TAFFY DOUCHE I'LL RAPE YOU SCUMBAG CHIGGER DAMN RAT'S ASS SHITCUNTING TITTIES BASTARD BOLLOCKS TITS FUCK OFF ARSE FUCK SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT DILDO MALL SANTA DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DONKEY DICK SHIT HELLFIRE INBRED FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAPMUNCHER DAMN IT FRIG FLYING FUCK PIECE OF SHIT JAP BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK MACACA WIKIPEDIA DAMN FU SPANG GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ORGASM HELL TURD BITCH WANK GOD DAMMIT SEX FUCKTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM PISS ARTIST TAMPON IN MY ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GANGBANG HO CHUFF FUCKER GOD DAMN CLIT FUCKTARD MOCCASINS PUSSY FUCKSTAIN SPIC ASSCRACK ASSFACE DOUCHE BOOBS FUCK SHITBALLS DOUCHEBAG FUCKER CHUFF FUCK DAMN HELLFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DONALD RUMSFELD SHITCUNTING BALL SACK INBRED FUCK BUTTFUCKER FELCHING WANK DICKLICK GRINGO FUCK FUCKING A BATHING SUIT AREA ASSCRACK BIRD SHIT GOATSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FOUR-EYES WOODPECKERSHIT WANKER COMMUNION WAFER FIST FUCK JACKASS NORTH KOREA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WIENER FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK CUM HOSER DOM DeLUISE ANAL JACK OFF DONGSHOVER O KURWA! O KURWA! ARSE FRIG DAGO TWAT BIG FOOT GIVING HEAD POMMIE ASS LICKER SHIT JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUGARTITS SIGMUND FREUD MILF SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF RAGHEAD NEGRO RAPE BUTTFUCKER ANAL TITTYWANK CUNT SHUT UP, MEG! BUTTFUCKER DICK I WILL KILL YOU! TWO-INCH PENIS CUNT BUKKAKE FUCK CUNT BITCH O KURWA! SHIT ASSHAT SHITBALLS DOUCHE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WHORE THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ASSFACE RAPE DICK CHICKEN BELLEND BUTTFUCKER FROG TIMBER NIGGER SHIT PORCH MONKEY SHITSLIDE HELLFUCKER CROTCH JESSE McCARTNEY CUNTBUCKET PENISPENISPENIS!!! SOD OFF TENTACLE RAPE [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING DICK PIG MICK GOBSHITE BITCH DICKFACE CHIGGER WANK NECROPHILIA GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE TAMPONS WHORE URINE-GARGLING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HORSE PENIS FELCHING MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK TRANNY CUNTRAG DEVELOPERS! WOODPECKERSHIT DYKE FUCKER BALLS PIG ASSHOLE FAG BALL SACK FUCK YOU POOPOO FRITZ BITCH MARGARET THATCHER MOCCASINS HOLY DUMB FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HADJI HELLFUCKER FUCKFACE SEX BELLEND JACK OFF WIENER FRIG SHITE I WILL END YOU! HITLER ALF AUTOFELLATIO SAGGY TITS SHITFUCKER SHITFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS FUCK FRIG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKER BIGNOSE SHIT DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST TIT DIRT I'LL RAPE YOU BONER ASSHOLE CUNTSWILLING DAMN I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST JOHNNY CUNT BUTTFUCKER QUEEF DILDO FUCKTARD DOUCHING BITCH ASS FASCIST MOLDY TITS O KURWA! CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCKFACE TITS & DICKS FRIG WHORE VAGINA CUNTBUCKET DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG BUKKAKE MALARKY ASSHOLE SOD ASSHAT GYPSY PECKERHEAD NIGGER PENIS ON A STICK BITCH RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS KAFFIR DAMN FUCK YOU GOAT DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITCOCK PISS BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSRAPING SHIT BITCH BUGFUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PENIS DICKFACE GANGBANG FRAK TWAT CHOAD EARS OF CHRIST MARCH OF FLAMES SCUMBAG FUCK OFF REBECCA BLACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT BUTTFUCKER DOUCHING SHITFACE GOD DAMN FUCKING BASEBALL CUM SEMEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CRAPFUCKER JIZZ GRINGO CHOAD KISSER DELICIOUS CAKE BULLSHIT DAMN IT SHUT UP, MEG! TITWANK CROTCH YOUR MOM ASSHOLE TWAT FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX FUCK MALARKY SHITSLINGING FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKING JUMP! CUNT FUCKWIT CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMN WARNER MUSIC GROUP WARNER MUSIC GROUP PISS DAMN ARSE ANAL DAMN SCROTUM HONKY NIGGER GREASER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CHIGGER SHITSKIN RICK MORANIS ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! PISSHOLE DOUCHEBAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN SHIT GOBSHITE DONGSHOVER GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING CRAP WANK ASSWIPE DAGO TAFFY BUGFUCK SHITFACE PUSSYLICKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMMIT INBRED DOT HEAD TAFFY FUCKBAG SHITFUCKER JACKASS DAMN IT SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD EPIDIDYMIS SAND NIGGER [Insert silly non-swear here] PISS BLUMPKIN FUCK WOP COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PENIS ON A STICK I WILL KILL YOU! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DIPSHIT COON AY-AY-AY SAND NIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK MALARKY BIRD SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT SPUNK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SAND NIGGER WHITE RIGHTS SPANK THE MONKEY FAG DOUCHE FUCKFACE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK SUCK MY DICK SHITFUCKER FUCK BULLSHIT SHITSLIDE BUTT PIRATE TITTIES TITTYWANK HELLFUCKER SHITSLINGING DILDO FUCK A DUCK FELLATIO TAIWAN SHITFUCKER WANK FUCKFACE CHAV DAMN FUCKTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TAFFY NICARAGUA O CANADA WOP RAGHEAD THONG TASTER BELGIUM BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS POWERSHIT DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN ORGASM PISS ARTIST CHIGGER FASHION BUG PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK JACKASS SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOYCOTT VIACOM! FENCE JUMPER DOUCHE SHITBALLS DIMETHYL GLYCOL DICKFACE SHITTY CHOAD ARSE DOUCHING DYKE PENIS OSTRICH MY ASS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN CONAN O'BRIAN PENIS FUCKING BASEBALL WANK SHITCOCK MILF ASSHAT CUM HELL FRITZ JACKASS GRINGO PISS ARTIST DYKE FROG GOD DAMMIT SOD SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSHOLE CLIT DUMBASS ASS LICKER DAMMIT PENIS SUCK MY DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS SHITE ASSHAT RICK MORANIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHICKEN SHIT MOCCASINS JOHN ELWAY CUNTING ASSCRACK BALLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITFUCKER BITCH BLOWJOB FELCHMONKEY COMMUNIST DILDO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JACKASS SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SUCK MY DICK CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK ARSE HELL CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER DAMN IT FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT WETBACK JACKASS PUSSYLICKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PIKACHU RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD BOOBIES FIRECROTCH BONER P'KANG DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING A POTTYMOUTH FUCKFUCKFUCK PAKI KNOBJOCKEY JESSE McCARTNEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNTRAG CRAP NIPPLES NIGGER HOSER WIGGER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ANAL DIABETES JACKASS ASS DONKEY PUNCHER ASS JACKASS DICK SHITE JIGGABOO WIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TURD BITCH JACKASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CUNNILINGUS BALLS AMERICA ONLINE PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH SEMPRINI TITS & DICKS WANK WANKER BELLEND RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY SCROTUM PISS ARTIST HONKY FUCKFACE DUMBASS NEGRO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWISTY VAGINA CRAPFUCKER SOD INJUN SEX PUSSY ORGASM AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER NIGGER FROG JACKASS FELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK CHRISTHUMPER HOMO [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICK HONKY FUCK OFF FUCKFACE FUCKTARD CUNNILINGUS FELCHING HAIL SATAN! HOT GRITS NIGGER SON OF A BITCH DOUCHING HELL CRAP FRIG BOLLOCKS ASSFACE TONY LA RUSSA SHITE SACRAMENTO RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFACE WOP JIGGABOO BELGIUM DAMN DEVELOPERS! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAT'S COCK JACKASS NIGGER TITS DONKEY DICK ABO DEMOCRACY BENSON SUCKS DIPSHIT NIGGER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RAT'S COCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUGGER OFF PUSSY SON OF A BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SCUMBAG HELLFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY MICK FUCK VANITY PAGES ROCK MASTURBATION SOD OFF BALL SACK DONKEY PUNCHER PISS OFF FUCK TAMPONS DAMN SHITSLINGING CAMEL FUCKER POMMIE COCKSMOKER TITS PEEPEE FLYING FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAMN BOOBS DOODIE HEAD REDNECK WIGGER TRANNY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! pen0r KNOBJOCKEY PISSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS DAMN I WILL END YOU! SHITE SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER GOATSE PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MAMA MIA FUCK FUCK JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE WETBACK COON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COCK DONKEY PUNCHER NI FUCKBAG FUCK OFF SPUNK FAGGOT NAZI POLAK BOLLOCKS PEARL NECKLACE WALRUS SHIT FUCKING POLESMOKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SACRAMENTO PUSSYLICKER PEEPEE CUNTRAG CRAPPY FRENCH TICKLER DONKEY DICK DAMN BEANER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK WINDOWS VISTA CUNNILINGUS MONKEY SHIT ASS LICKER CAMEL JOCKEY PENIS POLACK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSHAT DAMN RAGHEAD SON OF A BITCH SOD FEWMETS RANDY TRAVIS ASS THONG TASTER NEGRO DICK IN A BOX FAG FIRECROTCH DIPSHIT WANK ASSHAT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GRINGO MICK FUCKHEAD DARTH VADER ARSE SACRAMENTO I RAPE WALRUSES! FELCHMONKEY FENCE JUMPER CUM GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE SHITE WIGGER FUCKTARD HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! KAFFIR WANK POOPY PISS OFF MY ASS CUNNILINGUS CUNT BULLCRAP TITTIES CLEMEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITHEAD BULLSHIT TENTACLE RAPE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY PENISBIRD SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGGER OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GREASER DOUCHE TIMBER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CAMEL FUCKER LHASA SHITFACE THONG TASTER DICKLICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT SHITE GOBSHITE SEX DAMN GO HOME AND DIE CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER PUSSY SHITTY MONKEY SHIT BIG FOOT AUTOFELLATIO MILF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GO COUNT YOUR DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOCKIE CUNT HOMO DAMN IT YOU WANKER DICK CHICKEN FRIES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT TITWANK SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT COCK FUCKING GARBAGE DAY! JACKASS TITWANK NIGGER ASS FASCIST GOOK TITS FRED PHELPS SHITTY SHITBALLS GOD BLESS AMERICA BONER DOUCHE CLEMEN FUCK LENS CRAFTERS FUCK PISS OFF SHITHEAD SHITTY MILF GIVING HEAD CHINK POOPY PIG MOCCASINS FUCKING A DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CAMEL JOCKEY PRICK PUSSY FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN SCUMBAG INBRED WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FRENCH TICKLER WANKSPLAT [expletive deleted] BRITNEY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSFACE BITCH SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO INBRED FUCKWIT SPANK THE MONKEY ASSCRACK O CANADA CLUSTERFUCK Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITFUCKER and with the PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! and his PIECE OF SHIT of girraffes in which BELGIUM while reading about EMO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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