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For those without SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKFACE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOM DeLUISE neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD BLESS AMERICA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JIGGABOO, sudden DOUCHING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FASHION BUG or TAMPON IN MY ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JOY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GO COUNT YOUR DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially CLUSTER FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TOWELHEAD television programs to address FAG Tourette's syndrome.

CONDOMS Tourette's is SHITPISSER not to be I CAN AFFORD FOOD confused with INCEST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CRAPMUNCHER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLUSTER FUCK random WOODPECKERSHIT disorientation, culturally-GENITALIA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YOU WANKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKTARD language, JELLY BEANS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TRANNY CROTCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTYMINTS souvenir shoppes and massive SHITFACE quantities MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE of ANAL DIABETES CUNNILINGUS garbage.

Darnit.

A INCEST Polite Note to the TITS & DICKS Author:

The FUCKING Tourette's SHITFACE Research Institute was WOODPECKERSHIT founded to DOG SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SPIC Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ABO article MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCUMBAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICK IN A BOX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BUGFUCK Tourrette's sufferers FROG'S FAT ASS swear. You can ASSCRACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MARCH OF FLAMES TV, for always focusing on the JACKASS SHIT bad side of a terrible BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER thing.
  • The main BIRD SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JUNGLE BUNNY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JOHNNY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NECROPHILIA knee BITCH NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is AY-AY-AY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes VANDAL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGNOG school for TOSSER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? sufferers to become PISS ARTIST manically depressed and HELL commit RAT'S ASS suicide.
  • There is no FRIG cure, and the WIENER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FENCE JUMPER tics often have adverse DOUCHE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCK perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING body to go FUCKER numb and WILLY WONKA basically made it NIGGA! worse than MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS tourette syndrome BIGNOSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOTHERFUCKER the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE public view of Tourettes as a "MOTHERFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOBSHITE sorry for FUCKING "hi-jacking" your YOU WANKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SOD OFF this that really BALL SACK annoys me. I am working towards a POLACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACKASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHEBAG, and making fun of a SOD OFF horrible disorder is (not) ASSCRACK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKTARD time.

Best MOLDY TITS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “D'OH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MEG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. CHOAD Regards to Andrew TAMPONS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The FUCK YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can TITS punch him if you ANAL DIABETES want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my TIT SPRINKLES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JIGGABOO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POWERSHIT and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PORCUPINE'S BALLS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JAP BAND WITH 4 FENCE JUMPER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! JIGGABOO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JIGGABOO'S HOUSE

How INBRED to TITTIES cure CHING CHONG CHINK the PISS UP MY ARSE Tourette's BEAVER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FAGGOT for JACKASS Tourette's ASS Syndrome HELLFUCKER is CAMEL FUCKER following MONKEY'S UNCLE these WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? rules TAFFY in MY ANUS IS BLEEDING order:

  • 1: Avoid BULLSHIT immature HEIL HITLER! little ARSE kids,
  • 2: Count to SPUNK within INCEST 10 GOD DAMNseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BRITNEY HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! CONDOMS nor ASSCRACK talk,
  • 4: Tell DELICIOUS CAKE yourself you TAFFY don't BUGGER have FUCKING FUCKFUCKER this BONER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHAT WITH NASTY CRAP ON A STICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITCUNTING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JIGGABOO last straw EMO!

I fucking put GOOK' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITTIES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHICKEN SHIT the TOP OF BLISTERING BARNACLES THIS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS offensive. BIRD SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POO POO BLOWJOB people who try GOD DAMN to battle SEMEN'JAP that tight-ass HADJI 17-year-HELL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MOCCASINS it now, but someone said SHIT' GOD DAMN HENTAI'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BLOWJOB is a laughing TRANNY matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BORDER HOPPER Uncyclopedia, there are I DON'T HAVE AIDS articles COCKSUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching AUTOFELLATIO stuff. So GENITALIA that means ARSE stop getting mad at the AMERICA ONLINE first part too and ASS talking about the PENIS letter that it's SHIT LIKE A HORSE mocking (what DUMBASS letter? I don't even know what DICKLICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKFACE hi self WANK even made a really FELCHING good point. "It's PENIS nothing more PISSHOLE from a head nod to a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add LET'S SHIT onto GRINGO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKWIT suffer that FUCKFACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISSHOLE be, because if I were a NAZI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISSHOLE hilarious. If you YOU WANKER Want facts, go on I'LL RAPE YOU Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read ASSHOLE the freaking ALF article anyway.

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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS DICK TITS FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY NAZI REDNECK CUNT INBRED ASSHAT SHITPISSER ARSE DICKLICK SCROTUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHAKOPEE BUTTFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF CUNTYMINTS FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE ASS RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OFF SOD AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD FEMADOM FELCHMONKEY CUNTBUCKET TITS JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKHEAD MALARKY SHUT UP, MEG! COCK SEX WHORE GREASER JACK OFF SCROTUM FENCE JUMPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK FOUR-EYES CUNTYMINTS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKSTAIN TURD JACKASS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH SPIC DOUCHETITS YOU WANKER BIRD SHIT JACKASS SHIT DAMN DAMN IT FUCK TOSSER SPIC CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE [expletive deleted] TESTICLE CHOKE DOT HEAD CLEMEN GOATSE CHIGGER DIPSHIT JAP YOUR MOM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TURD SPIC CONDOMS I AM CORNHOLIO! BUGFUCK GOATSE HELL WOMEN'S RIGHTS PIECE OF SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HORSE PENIS RAT'S COCK COON RADIO FREE LUNCH DICK PISS CHRISTHUMPER PEEPEE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BEAVER PUSSY DOUCHEBAG DOG FUCKER DICK CHICKEN FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER HOMO TWAT PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK EPIDIDYMIS PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S COCK MOCKIE FUCKTARD RAPE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKBAG SOD YID [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FUCK MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN BEAVER JOHNNY MARGARET THATCHER PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH JAP ASSHAT CRAP DIPSHIT ARSE WIGGER DICKHEAD WANK TURD WANK CLEMEN CLEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING CROTCH ASS BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FUCKWIT MAMA MIA HELL MOLDY TITS INCEST COCKSMOKER ASSCRACK CUNT RAT'S ASS DAMN HELLFIRE COON JOHNNY TWAT CUNT CRAPPER CUNT POMMIE ASSRAPING WETBACK CHRISTHUMPER ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FENCE JUMPER CHENEY PISS RAPE PEDOPHILIA TENTACLE RAPE FUCK YOU SCROTUM POLAK RAGHEAD VANDALISM IS COOL BASTARD CUNT COCKSUCKER INCEST ASS HATE HATE HAT SHIT RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE DUMBASS FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK GRAPE PENIS LOGJAMMER PISS CHOAD FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA BIRD SHIT HENTAI DAMN SHIT WANK HELL I RAPE WALRUSES! LENS CRAFTERS HELLFUCKER ORGASM FUCKING SHITE BITCH DARTH VADER RAPE RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK FELCHING SHITE SOD STEVE BALLMER INBRED 666 DOG SHIT RECTUM RAIDER SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT POOPY TWAT CLEMEN ASSRAMMER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE BOB SAGET SHITFACE CUNT HOT GRITS DAMN HENTAI FEMADOM BITCH ORGASM SHITE TITS 666 GOD DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TWAT WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER TAMPONS GOD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS BITCH YOUR MOM CHICKEN SHIT FUCK COON ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN DUNE COON DONALD RUMSFELD PEDOPHILIA TWO-INCH PENIS ARSE BEAVER AMERICA ONLINE CRAPMUNCHER FELCHING WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER BASTARD BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMN BALLS ARSE NORTH KOREA BRITNEY DAMN IT JACKASS HORSE PENIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YOU WANKER YOU WANKER DOT HEAD WANK FUCKWIT DAMMIT SPIC NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITCOCK DICKLICK GANGBANG DICK SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK TACO TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SAGGY TITS CUNT POWERSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS LICKER ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN JACKASS FRAK HORSE SHIT GYPSY PENISFUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOODIE HEAD SHITPISSER HELL PAKI WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S COCK SHITCOCK CHOAD KISSER FROG DICK BUGGER OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS MOCKIE NAZI SUGARTITS SCUMBAG SCUMBAG FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK FRIG BITCH THONG TASTER FROG'S FAT ASS VAGINA BITCH KAFFIR BITCH JACK OFF PISS BATHING SUIT AREA DICKHEAD SHITFACE D'OH WANK FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY JERK OFF RICK MORANIS CUM RAT'S COCK [expletive deleted] LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BOOBS DICKHEAD PEEPEE FUCK DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ARSE DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY BUKKAKE FAG DIPSHIT INBRED VAGINA ORGASM JOHN SMILEY FACE HONKY ANAL DIABETES WIENER GANGBANG ASSCRACK GYPSY DUMBASS MICK SHITSLINGING JERRY BAD MOTHERFUCKER GYPSY FROG'S FAT ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACKASS PENISBIRD CAMEL JOCKEY TAFFY FUCKWIT FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BONER SHIT SACRAMENTO SHITSLINGING BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WOODPECKERSHIT LET'S SHIT P'KANG WOP SHITSLINGING CLEVELAND STEAMER FRENCH TICKLER SHITHEAD MOLDY TITS PORCH MONKEY FELCHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING JUMP! ASSHOLE WIENER WOP TWISTY VAGINA WANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GRINGO CUNT DOUCHE RAT'S COCK CUNT FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD SCROTUM SHITCUNTING DICKHEAD PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BEAVER GOD DAMN PENIS NIPPLES SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK EMO FEWMETS BLUE PENIS! WOODPECKERSHIT INBRED FLAMING ASS BADGER CLEMEN DONGSHOVER DAMN MICK 666 BIRD SHIT DILDO MONKEY SHIT CUM TITS & DICKS CUNT BIGNOSE FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK DICKLICK WIGGER FLYING FUCK GRAPE PENIS SHITSKIN DOT HEAD ARSEBADGERS WHORE AUTOFELLATIO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NECROPHILIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BRITNEY YUKKY DOODY CHOAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIPPLES DIPSHIT EPIDIDYMIS Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE and with the SHITFACE and his TITS & DICKS of girraffes in which CLUSTER FUCK while reading about BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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