Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKLICK neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIENER, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACKASS or RAT'S COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SAGGY TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAPFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FELCHING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken INBRED by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FREE ELECTIONS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially DUMBASS objectionable words).
PIG Tourette's is QUEEF not to be ALEX TREBEK confused with MOCCASINS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOTHERFUCKER random GOD DAMMIT disorientation, culturally-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DIRTY SANCHEZ outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TIMBER NIGGER language, BULLCRAP and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS BUGGER OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKHEAD quantities FUCKSTAIN of ANAL DIABETES DOUCHEBAG garbage.
Darnit.
A BANGKOK Polite Note to the P'KANG Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TIT SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SUCK MY DICK article SHITSKIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FROG'S FAT ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUGGER OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance VENEREAL DISEASE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SEX Tourrette's sufferers GOATSE swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JERK OFF TV, for always focusing on the FAGGOT bad side of a terrible SAND NIGGER thing.
- The main CLEVELAND STEAMER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PENISFUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLUSTER FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNTING ASSCRACK knee CHICKEN FRIES NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BIRD SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWISTY VAGINA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JACK OFF school for WOP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT OUT OF MY DICK sufferers to become MORGAN TSVANGIRAI manically depressed and WETBACK commit FUCK OFF suicide.
- There is no SCUMBAG cure, and the JAP drugs that are available to, "calm" the KAFFIR tics often have adverse PAKI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKER perodol" which caused my entire LOLCAT body to go CAMEL JOCKEY numb and POTTYMOUTH basically made it NIGGA! worse than PIECE OF SHIT it is without the SLOPE drug.
I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome BUGGER OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the BOOBS public view of Tourettes as a "CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKSMOKER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am HI, BILLY MAYS HERE sorry for GOD DAMMIT "hi-jacking" your DOM DeLUISE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHOAD KISSER this that really SCROTUM annoys me. I am working towards a [EXPLETIVE] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CAPTAIN CRUNCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKER, and making fun of a BUTT-FOR-BRAINS horrible disorder is (not) WETBACK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.
Best JERRY regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “P'KANG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply
As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing BELGIUM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society FIREWALLS.
Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen
P.S. FUCKING Regards to Andrew DAGO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply
As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?
Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELLFIRE saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my TITWANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine WIENER Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are WANK and PISS OFF MY ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SCRATCH! GROUNDER! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 BULLSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING A HORSE! WIENER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WIENER'S HOUSE
How I WILL END YOU! to CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON cure ASSWIPE the PENISFUCK Tourette's LAKE TITICACA Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment DAMN IT for FUCKFACE Tourette's 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 Syndrome LICK PUSSY is MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE following SOD OFF these MY ANUS IS BLEEDING rules FUCK in ASSCRACK order:
- 1: Avoid CUNTING ASSCRACK immature DAMN little CLUSTER FUCK kids,
- 2: Count to BOYCOTT VIACOM! within BUGFUCK 10 BUTT PIRATEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your KIKE WETBACK SHITFUCKER nor TAMPONS talk,
- 4: Tell NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! yourself you TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK don't BITCH have FROG this GOOK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WOODPECKERSHIT WITH NASTY SCROTUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the WIENER last straw JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS!
I fucking put SHITHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSWIPE the TOP OF [Insert silly non-swear here] THIS I'LL RAPE YOU ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PUNANI offensive. FELLATIO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING JUMP! people who try CUNT to battle BLUE PENIS!'PIG that tight-ass AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI 17-year-ARSE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCKGOBLIN it now, but someone said CUNT' CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FOUR-EYES'BUGGER OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUTTFUCKER is a laughing SHIT LIKE A HORSE matter. Plus there YOU WANKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on I'LL RAPE YOU Uncyclopedia, there are SEMEN articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching INCEST stuff. So AY-AY-AY that means CRAP ON A STICK stop getting mad at the JACKASS SHIT first part too and FUCK talking about the ABO letter that it's PICKANINNY mocking (what BANGKOK letter? I don't even know what I RAPE WALRUSES! the heck you're talking about). Adrian MARCH OF FLAMES hi self FUCKING even made a really WEHATEMARIO good point. "It's ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA nothing more REBECCA BLACK from a head nod to a CRAPPY knee tick". GO COUNT YOUR DICK. Which I'll add JACKASS SHIT onto ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHOAD suffer that ASSHAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NEGRO be, because if I were a POLACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TWO-INCH PENIS hilarious. If you MALARKY Want facts, go on BASTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGGER TITS be offended, don't read CUNTRAG the freaking CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A article anyway.
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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITFACE MILF INBRED BENCH PRESS HOT GRITS BOOBS BOOBIES CHOAD LENS CRAFTERS CHINK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING NAZI ASSHAT PENIS HELLFIRE HELL YID DIPSHIT BENCH PRESS CUNT CHOAD AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE FUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NAZI JOHNNY MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WIENER NIGGER TITS BONER BITCH ASS SUCK A BIG DICK CAMEL JOCKEY BELLEND GOD DAMN TENTACLE RAPE 666 INBRED PUSSY MARGARET THATCHER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SHITHEAD GOOK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 JENKEM SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS NIGNOG FUCKSTAIN DAMN FUCKWIT ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN BANGKOK BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI FUCKFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITWANK FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN BANGKOK INCEST INBRED BASTARD TITTIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMMIT INCEST BOON BELLEND FUCKSTAIN TURD FUCK NAZI Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive GOAT DICK and with the TOSSER and his SHIT of girraffes in which HELL while reading about TITTIES!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CLEVELAND STEAMER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKTARD
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is INBRED funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PENISBIRD subject. If you do not find it funny CUNTRAG, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. REDSKIN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BOON joke loses its humour CUM when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BONER ignorant, then you wouldn't have GOD DAMMIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITTY FUCKTARD ANAL DIABETES COLGATE DICKLICK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
