Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FRITZ'ORGASM'FUCKWIT'SOD'FUCKTARD'FUCKSTAIN'PIG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder SAND NIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PENIS ON A BUN, sudden CLUSTER FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FROG or JOHNNY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS ARTIST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MARCH OF FLAMES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNNILINGUS FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially HENTAI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DUMBASS television programs to address TWAT Tourette's syndrome.

SEX Tourette's is JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS not to be TAMPON IN MY ASS confused with DONKEY PUNCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TRANNY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PUNANI random CUNT disorientation, culturally-GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PUSSY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT language, GOD DAMMIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHIGGER BEAVER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The BORDER HOPPER Tourette's DICKFACE Research Institute was FRITZ founded to WIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JOHNNY article FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITBALLS Tourrette's sufferers PIGFUCKER swear. You can FRITZ blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BAD MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible BUTT PIRATE thing.
• The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MILF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BALL SACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INCEST knee SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TWAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSWIPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YID school for NAZI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KAFFIR sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and SHITE commit JUSTIN BIEBER suicide.
• There is no ASSFACE cure, and the TITWANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOBSHITE tics often have adverse WALRUS SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HADJI perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHEBAG body to go SHITTY numb and PORCUPINE'S BALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than JESSE McCARTNEY it is without the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM drug.

I am an active member of a MASTURBATION tourette syndrome BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DIPSHIT the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for SCUMBAG "hi-jacking" your KAFFIR entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? this that really DEVELOPERS! annoys me. I am working towards a DIPSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! , and making fun of a SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD horrible disorder is (not) PAKI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK YOU time.

Best FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. LICK PUSSY Regards to Andrew AY-AY-AY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE bastard who wrote this article. You can KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 punch him if you ORGASM want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMMIT saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my BAD MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PENIS ON A BUN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNT and DICK IN A BOX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NECROPHILIA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BAND WITH 4 NAZI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A YOGHURT CANNON HORSE! PENIS ON A BUN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PENIS ON A BUN'S HOUSE

How SHIT to POMMIE cure CHENEY the PEDOPHILIA Tourette's TITTIES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for FUCKTARD Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome CUNT is ORGASM following SHIT these FUCK rules ASSHAT in CUNNILINGUS order:

• 1: Avoid SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS immature CARPET MUNCHER little WANK kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK YOU within DOUCHE 10 SHITFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUGGER CUNTRAG FUCKHEAD nor ANAL talk,
• 4: Tell HEIL HITLER! yourself you FUCKFACE don't FUCKWIT have MALARKY this TWISTY VAGINA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JUNGLE BUNNY WITH NASTY PRICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PENIS ON A BUN last straw DAMN!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FAGGOT the TOP OF GANGBANG THIS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS OFF MY ASS offensive. FLAMING ASS BADGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MY COMMUNION WAFER OF people who try ASS to battle RAT'S ASS'FUCK that tight-ass CAPTAIN CRUNCH 17-year-FRIG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTSWILLING it now, but someone said CLUSTER FUCK' I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES is a laughing FUCKING JUMP! matter. Plus there PORCH MONKEY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on I'LL RAPE YOU Uncyclopedia, there are INBRED articles CHENEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS stuff. So FUCK that means DELICIOUS CAKE stop getting mad at the BONER first part too and ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT talking about the FUCKING JUMP! letter that it's I'LL RAPE YOU mocking (what POMMIE letter? I don't even know what NEOPETS the heck you're talking about). Adrian JACK OFF hi self CUNT even made a really BOOBS good point. "It's SCUMBAG nothing more BITCH from a head nod to a DOG SHIT knee tick". BUGGER OFF. Which I'll add CUNT onto FUCK YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAT'S ASS suffer that TESTICLE CHOKE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ANAL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a FUCKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT hilarious. If you CROTCH Want facts, go on WEHATEMARIO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE be offended, don't read COON the freaking WOODPECKERSHIT article anyway.

WETBACK WANK BITCH PENIS ON A STICK DOUCHE RAT'S ASS SUCK MY DICK PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT CUNNILINGUS

QUEEF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JACK OFF SHITE FUCKING A CROTCH FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH INBRED AMERICA'S GREAT! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE DAMN SEX SPIC DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN CUM ANAL LET'S SHIT DOUCHE BEAVER FUCKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE NIGGER SEX STRAWBERRY ASS DELICIOUS CAKE ORGASM FELCHING RAT'S COCK JACKASS BITCH CROTCH SUCK MY DICK QUEEF FUCKING POLAK SAND NIGGER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! WANK BUGGER ORGASM NEOPETS BASTARD BITCH I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY ASSHAT ASSWIPE MAMA MIA NIGGER PENIS SHIT YOU WANKER HELLFUCKER BOOBS SHITHEAD FUCKFACE TOWELHEAD [expletive deleted] THONG TASTER GOD DAMN GANGBANG BITCH CHICKEN FRIES FUCK FUCK A DUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DARTH VADER DIPSHIT TITTIES GANGBANG YOU WANKER BITCH BLUMPKIN FUCKING BELLEND JACK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER POLACK YOUR MOM THONG TASTER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CARPET MUNCHER BORDER HOPPER DICKHEAD SHITSLIDE DILDO DILDO SCUMBUCKET BASTARD GRIS COON LIMEY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX TAMPONS LIMEY FUCKFACE FUCK BULLSHIT ANAL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CROTCH MONKEY BALLS CUNT BITCH SMEG DAMN HELLFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN HELL WHORE WANKER CRAPPY SCROTUM LIMEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSRAPING HOMO PISS OFF MARCH OF FLAMES PEEPEE BITCH BASTARD FUCKWIT EAT MY SHIT! COCKSTUFFER TITMOUSE CUNTRAG NECROPHILIA BOOBIES SHITCOCK SOD OFF INJUN SHITE TOSSER D'OH PISS WIKIPEDIA GOAT DICK MAMA MIA MR WINKLER IS GAY DILDO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PEDOPHILIA BULLCRAP FUCK ASSHOLE O KURWA! GOD DAMMIT DARTH VADER CUNTSWILLING RAPE NIPPLES AUTOFELLATIO FENCE JUMPER CLEMEN CUNT SHITTY KAFFIR FU SPANG NORTH KOREA SOD OFF BITCH YOU WANKER JOHN ELWAY NIGGER HELL DAMN DICKWAD TOWELHEAD FROG FUCKSTAIN BEANER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK ASSCRACK WANK WEHATEMARIO SHIT POLACK COON RAT'S COCK CLIT NAZI MARGARET THATCHER NIGGER DOUCHEBAG ANAL BITCH THIS IS SPARTA! CHING CHONG CHINK BAD MOTHERFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! YID SHITE FUCKER BASTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK MILF YOU ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT HORSE PENIS COCK JACK OFF FUCK O CANADA CUNT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSCRACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JIZZ SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOLDY TITS CLUSTER FUCK NIGNOG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIGGER MACACA DOT HEAD FELCHMONKEY PEDOPHILIA FUCK NUGGET FENCE JUMPER BAT FUCK INSANE ORGASM SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING A JESSE McCARTNEY FUDGEPACKER BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS LICKER DICKWAD CUNTYMINTS TURD FUCKING A MARY WHITEHOUSE BUTT PIRATE SPIC SHITE HAPPINESS BASTARD MONKEY SHIT BUGGER OFF BEAVER FELCHING FUCK YOU TITS RUSTY TROMBONE HORSE SHIT CC PLZ FUCKFACE ASSRAPING POLACK DAMN BELGIUM DONGSHOVER TURD FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST SHITTY GOD DAMN DUMBASS ORGASM FUCK SACRAMENTO ASSFACE WANK JACK OFF ARSE JACKASS CUNNILINGUS GO COUNT YOUR DICK BIRD SHIT FIRECROTCH BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU NIPPLES COON BLOWJOB EXTRA LONG PENIS TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKING BAD MOTHERFUCKER POLAK FUCKFACE FUCKING WANK WANK MARGARET THATCHER I WILL END YOU! SCUMBAG GREASER HELL DICK CHICKEN CUNT SIGMUND FREUD FELCHING 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLCRAP KNOBJOCKEY FUCKTARD SOD SHITCUNTING FUCK A DUCK SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITFACE SHITSLIDE YOGHURT CANNON NIGGER CRAP ASS PEDOPHILIA FELCHING ASSHOLE PRINCE PHILIP STEVE BALLMER PEDOPHILIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY FEATURED HONKY ASSWIPE BUTT-HEAD GYPSY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DICK TITS PISSHOLE FOUR-EYES I AM CORNHOLIO! FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER PUSSY ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU DONGSHOVER POMMIE FUCKING A ARSE FUCKTARD CRAPMUNCHER ARSE SOD LIMEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MONKEY SHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BELGIUM SHITCOCK JACK OFF FELLATIO SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE PEARL NECKLACE PEDOPHILIA BEAVER WANK BITCH CLIT DIRTY SANCHEZ HO MONKEY SHIT BUGGER OFF BALLS YUKKY DOODY LIMEY JOHN ELWAY CHIGGER SHAKOPEE SCROTUM SUGARTITS CHICKEN FRIES GOBSHITE MARGARET THATCHER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PUSSY PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSBANDIT CLUSTER FUCK CHINK RICK MORANIS BITCH I WILL END YOU! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLEAN DRINKING WATER BUGGER FUCK WANK WEHATEMARIO JENKEM YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS WANKER SHITTY SHITE TOURETTE'S IS FUN DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HOSER JERRY KIKE SPANK THE MONKEY RAINBOWS POOPOO BORDER HOPPER TRANNY BUKKAKE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BOOBS GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JAP COCKSMOKER FUCK CHINK PENIS ON A BUN SHITPISSER TITS & DICKS JAP DICKFACE GOATSE SHITTY SAMUEL L. JACKSON JOHNNY JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKER SHITHEAD CUNT SHITHEAD FUCKTARD MARCH OF FLAMES STEVE BALLMER SHITFACE NECROPHILIA BULLCRAP SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS BANGKOK ASSWIPE JACKASS SHIT POMMIE FUCK CRAPMUNCHER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! KNOBJOCKEY POLAK FELLATIO TWAT FUCKER FUCK OFF SHITTY GOD DAMMIT NIGNOG FUCK LIMEY SLOPE BALLS DOUCHING COCKSUCKER HELL MALARKY FUCK YOU JACKASS TWAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN SHITBALLS DOT HEAD TACO FRENCH TICKLER NECROPHILIA BOOBIES BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD FUCKFACE TOWELHEAD FIST FUCK BOB SAGET CUNT CUNNILINGUS SON OF A BITCH QUEEF GANGBANG A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! FUCKWIT DICKHEAD BORDER HOPPER BELGIUM TESTICLE CHOKE POLACK CHRISTHUMPER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOUCHETITS CHOAD FUCK YOU SPIC MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER PRICK CHOAD CRAPPY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BEAVER SHITPISSER SHITPISSER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER DIPSHIT NORTH KOREA MONKEY BALLS RAPE HELLFUCKER FELCHING TAFFY SHIT SHITHEAD TWISTY VAGINA ASSWIPE DAMN RICK MORANIS DONKEY PUNCHER JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT FUCK CRAP PISSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD INCEST JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCKING I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! EMO SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD JACKASS SHIT WANK DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU TRANNY WOMEN'S RIGHTS JACKASS SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT MALARKY COCK SCROTUM FUCK OFF BELGIUM FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH FRED PHELPS ABO PEARL NECKLACE suck my mothers TOWELHEAD SHITFACE FUCK OFF BITCH KAFFIR SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LET'S SHIT POMMIE FUCK DICK 666 ASSHAT CODEINE IS A QUEER EARS OF CHRIST SHIT ARSEBADGERS PISSHOLE NAZI DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S ASS WIENER PISSHOLE CHAV ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DOUCHE DICKHEAD CHIGGER SOD OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PEDOPHILIA WETBACK BITCH BOOBIES SHITHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK CHICKEN PENIS SHITFUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE INBRED CHUFF FUCK ASSHOLE ANUSCAKE HELL GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT YID GENITALIA DOUCHE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSRAPING SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER CHENEY PIECE OF SHIT HO CRAPFUCKER ASSHOLE SHITCOCK FRENCH TICKLER JACKASS SHITE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASS LICKER COON CLUSTER FUCK SHITE SON OF A BITCH SHIT ORGASM ASSBANDIT CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHE O KURWA! FUCKER QUEEF WANK PISS ARTIST ART METAL PRODUCTS WIENER WIENER BASTARD CUNT ABO SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT WIKIPEDIA HELL DAMMIT ASS TITTIES CROTCH FELLATIO FLYING FUCK CUNT CRAPPER CHOAD KISSER WANK FENCE JUMPER DIPSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMN IT FELCHING FUCKTARD TWAT IN SACREMENT DOUCHING FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES HOMO FUCK OFF TITS ORGASM ASSHOLE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT DILDO HEIL HITLER! FUCKING CHENEY NIGNOG GOD DAMN DICKHEAD BITCH BEANER WIENER DOUCHE DICKFACE TOWELHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE POOPOO RAT'S ASS FUCKING JUMP! ANAL DIABETES ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BITCH PAKI GOOK RECTUM RAIDER BOOBS YID PASTURE BLOWJOB DAMN CLUSTER FUCK SEMEN TALK PAGES AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! JAP JAP YID DICK JIZZ SHITBALLS SPIC DONKEY PUNCHER CHIGGER FUCKER FRIG POOPY FAGGOT SPIC SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER ASSFACE ASS WANK FAGGOT INCEST SHITE BOOBIES JIGGABOO CHENEY DOUCHE BULLSHIT WHORE CUM FUCKTARD SCROTUM SIGMUND FREUD PISSHOLE BAT FUCK INSANE NEOPETS GOD DAMMIT JIGGABOO LIMEY I AM CORNHOLIO! CLIT NIPPLES MONKEY SHIT DOUCHEBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CROTCH CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT HITLER DUMBASS PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS TWAT PUNANI ASSWIPE BIRD SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MARGARET THATCHER CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING JUMP! GOBSHITE CHUFF CHOAD PAKI SOD OFF FUCKHEAD FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! ASSFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SEMEN BONER BAD MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT PEEPEE WANK FUCKTARD OSTRICH MY ASS PISS ARTIST WANKER FRAK ARSE SHITCOCK PENIS SPANK THE MONKEY GOBSHITE DOUCHING HELL PRICK suck my mothers ARSE DICKHEAD HELL SHIT CHIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHIT DOUCHETITS ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA PISS OFF SHITE suck my mothers FUCKWIT NIGGER ANAL DIABETES GRIS FUCK YOU HENTAI ASSHAT RAT'S COCK DAMN IT FUCKWIT CUNT COCK SHITFACE FAGGOT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MARGARET THATCHER BUTTFUCKER POMMIE ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK EAT MY SHIT! [expletive deleted] TOSSER MICK TITTIES CUNNILINGUS ASSWIPE FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RICK MORANIS ASS SHITSKIN RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD GIVING HEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PEEPEE JIGGABOO BORDER HOPPER GOD BLESS AMERICA BLOWJOB PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING A ASSWIPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNNILINGUS SHITTY LOGJAMMER TACO JACK OFF BANGKOK INCEST JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WHITE POWER STEVE BALLMER BOOBS VAGINA GOD DAMMIT HELL JIZZ GO HOME AND DIE ASS EPIDIDYMIS RANDY TRAVIS I WILL KILL YOU! JACKASS SHIT DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMN SHITCUNTING INCEST FUCKING A PISSHOLE CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANK TAIWAN JERK OFF TESTICLE CHOKE TOWELHEAD HOSER ASSCRACK DAMMIT JACKASS MOLDY TITS JIZZ CUNT BEAVER SCROTUM COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PORCH MONKEY FUCKHEAD BLUMPKIN I RAPE WALRUSES! I'LL RAPE YOU HOMO DICK SHITE DOT HEAD pen0r FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE ASSWIPE FUCKING SHITPISSER WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! EPIDIDYMIS BOB SAGET DILDO INBRED BUKKAKE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNTING ASSCRACK and with the SOD OFF and his PISS UP MY ARSE of girraffes in which MACACA while reading about TIBETAN BUDDHISM!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See POMMIE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• STRAWBERRY ASS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is JERRY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its COON subject. If you do not find it funny POOPY, it is probably because you are an INBRED DOUCHE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKING A joke loses its humour SUCK MY COCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DOUCHEBAG ignorant, then you wouldn't have URINE-GARGLING needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BULLSHIT SHITCOCK [Insert swear here] SHIT FUCK!!!!!I <3 COCK

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