Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITWANK neurochemical FUCK disorder GIVING HEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TURD, sudden CRAP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHOLE or TITS & DICKS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAPPY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ELECTION way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITTY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LET'S SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKWAD ASS LICKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOODPECKERSHIT utterFUCKance of socially SEMEN objectionable words).
FUCKING Tourette's is DAMN not to be BIRD SHIT confused with ARSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCKSMOKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ARSE random PRICK disorientation, culturally-SHITCOCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HOCKEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRITZ language, CRAP and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOU WANKER SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky REDSKIN souvenir shoppes and massive SOD quantities BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.
Darnit.
A MOCCASINS Polite Note to the PORCUPINE'S BALLS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN IT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISSHOLE article DEVELOPERS! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAGO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKWAD.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JACKASS SHIT Tourrette's sufferers DONKEY PUNCHER swear. You can KIKE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOODIE HEAD TV, for always focusing on the ARSE bad side of a terrible TWAT thing.
- The main FENCE JUMPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SUGARTITS knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is GARBAGE DAY! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HONKY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RECTUM RAIDER school for I'LL RAPE YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIGGER sufferers to become JAP manically depressed and CUNT commit INJUN suicide.
- There is no ASSRAPING cure, and the PECKERHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMMIT tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK COCKS IN HELL! perodol" which caused my entire PUNANI body to go BULLSHIT numb and FRIG basically made it NIGGA! worse than ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP it is without the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! drug.
I am an active member of a ANUSCAKE tourette syndrome PEDOPHILIA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the NEGRO public view of Tourettes as a "SHITSLINGING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am COCK sorry for EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA "hi-jacking" your SMEG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SEX this that really FLYING FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS, and making fun of a FUCKSTAIN horrible disorder is (not) ASSHOLE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCK time.
Best CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FUCKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply
As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society MONGOLIANS.
Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen
P.S. ANAL Regards to Andrew POMMIE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply
As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you BRITAIN remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine TURD Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BALL SACK and HORSE SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DUMBASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIENER BAND WITH 4 LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BAT FUCK INSANE HORSE! TURD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TURD'S HOUSE
How SHIT to DAMN cure SHITE the ASSHOLE Tourette's FUCKHEAD Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment GOATSE for DAMN Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome FUCK is ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT following CHICKEN SHIT these CRAPMUNCHER rules DOG FUCKER in IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK order:
- 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKER immature DICKFACE little NIGNOG kids,
- 2: Count to DIPSHIT within ASS 10 YOU WANKERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SOD OFF DAMN WALRUS SHIT nor ORGASM talk,
- 4: Tell ORGASM yourself you PENISFUCK don't GOD DAMMIT have BASTARD this THONG TASTER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MASTURBATION WITH NASTY SPICY CUNT FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SAGGY TITS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the TURD last straw 666!
I fucking put ROSIE O'DONNELL' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FOUR-EYES the TOP OF BEANER THIS NIGNOG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ARSE offensive. O CANADA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKER people who try DAMN to battle BITCH'TRANNY that tight-ass FUCKSTAIN 17-year-SON OF A BITCH—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ARSE it now, but someone said BITCH' JUNGLE BUNNY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT is a laughing NIGNOG matter. Plus there ASSCRACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BELGIUM Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD BLESS AMERICA stuff. So CUNT that means DICK stop getting mad at the BASTARD first part too and GRAPE PENIS talking about the SHIT letter that it's JOHN SMILEY FACE mocking (what FUCKSTAIN letter? I don't even know what PISS the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITE hi self SEMEN even made a really ASSFACE good point. "It's SCROTUM nothing more DOG FUCKER from a head nod to a FROG'S FAT ASS knee tick". WALRUS SHIT. Which I'll add DICKHEAD onto BIGNOSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BLUMPKIN suffer that BASKETBALL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITCOCK be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SMEG hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on REBECCA BLACK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HADJI be offended, don't read SHITTY the freaking BUKKAKE article anyway.
AUTOFELLATIO BITCH KAFFIR PISS BLUE PENIS! HOSER FELLATIO NAZI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT
TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT EMO TAMPON IN MY ASS NAZI GREASER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSRAPING YOU WANKER BASTARD ASS LICKER TWISTY VAGINA JIZZ LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PUSSYLICKER ASSFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHAKOPEE GO HOME AND DIE MICK FUCKHEAD JACKASS SHIT CUNT SHITE FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA BELLEND MILF HOMO MACACA GO COUNT YOUR DICK SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE STRAWBERRY ASS BULLSHIT DAMMIT HOMO SHITSKIN HITLER SHITFACE BUGGER OFF CUNT SHITCOCK SHIT SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SEX DICKHEAD PIG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CROTCH VENEREAL DISEASE PISSHOLE CHENEY TWAT EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLCRAP BOLLOCKS BASTARD SHIT CLIT NAZI CHINK ASS SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD TWAT BASEBALL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT CRAP ON A STICK WIENER FUCKBAG BLESSED DAMN SAINT BELGIUM FUCKING A HADJI FUCKFACE CLEMEN CUNTBUCKET SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HOSER NAZI DILDO FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD HELL HELL FUCKBAG CHING CHONG CHINK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GOBSHITE SHITE BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK REDNECK DOUCHETITS JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK PENIS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SAGGY TITS REDNECK GOBSHITE KNOBJOCKEY O CANADA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SUGARTITS SUCK MY COCK DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN JERRY ASSFACE FUCKING TWAT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOODIE HEAD INBRED DOUCHING GYPSY SHITE [expletive deleted] JIZZ ASSFACE TANK MAN JACKASS DOUCHING BOOBS BULLSHIT HOMO DAMN LOGJAMMER FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK NIGGER CHOAD BUGGER FIRECROTCH FUCKING A BOOBS SEX BELLEND BIRD SHIT GOAT DICK INCEST MARCH OF FLAMES PIG FRIG FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN WIGGER ROSES PISS O KURWA! CUNT BENSON SUCKS DOUCHEBAG SHITFACE ARSE FUCKING WANKSPLAT HELLFIRE GENITALIA FUDGEPACKER ARSEBADGERS BALL SACK FUCKING TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FLYING RAT'S ASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITE BUGGER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WANKER MICK FUCKWIT CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS FUCKWIT BALL SACK PISS OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GRINGO MOTHERFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BANGKOK BUTT PIRATE D'OH FEWMETS ASS [expletive deleted] ASSHAT GENITALIA DAGO BUGFUCK CUNTSWILLING DAMN IT BITCH BONG PENISBIRD CLEMEN COCK INBRED CUNT FUDGEPACKER JACKASS SHIT PIKACHU FUCKING A FUCK YOU CRAPPY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CROTCH CROTCH BEANER DONKEY DICK HONKY BIGNOSE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKER WIKIPEDIA TITTIES SHITE PUSSY GOOK WALRUS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE BOOBS BEANER WANK LIMEY BITCH HELLFIRE SUGARTITS DAMMIT POMMIE DOG FUCKER FUCKER JIGGABOO SHITFUCKER FUCKER FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO SHITPISSER WIGGER ABO GOD DAMN SHITCOCK SHITTY ASS SEX NORTH KOREA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOG SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BALL SACK WIENER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH LHASA BOLLOCKS DONKEY PUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE DIPSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CLEAN DRINKING WATER SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBAG VAGINA FENCE JUMPER OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIPPLES WIENER PUSSY PEDOPHILIA SHITE TITTYWANK ARSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK OFF WHITE POWER DIRTY SANCHEZ RAPE PORCH MONKEY BOON DOUCHE GOATSE BUGFUCK YOU WANKER TESTICLE CHOKE P'KANG BUKKAKE GRAPE PENIS DICKWAD CUNT BIGNOSE WETBACK [expletive deleted] PEEPEE I WILL END YOU! WETBACK PISS OFF BASTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BOOBS CRAPPY CROTCH FUCKING FLYING FUCK SHITCOCK I WILL KILL YOU! CHOAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKWIT BORDER HOPPER MARY WHITEHOUSE VAGINA DUNE COON WIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BALL SACK GARBAGE DAY! CUM SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNTYMINTS SCROTUM SAND NIGGER BALL SACK DAMN PEARL NECKLACE REDEEMING VALUE FUCKFACE CUNTRAG BEAVER GOVERNMENT FILTERS NIGGER FUCK OFF FEMADOM MALL SANTA RICK MORANIS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER HOT GRITS PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO BIG FOOT P'KANG BUGGER SPIC JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FELCHING PISS ARTIST ASS MACACA MALL SANTA MARGARET THATCHER INBRED BOB SAGET WARNER MUSIC GROUP BIBLE BASHER ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG'S FAT ASS BONER TRANNY BUNG-HOLE NEOPETS MALARKY JENKEM JUNGLE BUNNY CARPET MUNCHER SOD PISS ARTIST BOOBIES HELL SPIC FRIG GRAPE PENIS GRINGO INBRED CLEMEN BALLS GOD DAMN ANUSCAKE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CHRIS CHAN FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER KIKE FROG YOU WANKER SHITE HOSER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BULLSHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP CLUSTER FUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT HADJI TESTICLE CHOKE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKTARD BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK O CANADA DAMN IT TITWANK YOU WANKER DICKLICK PIGFUCKER KIKE INBRED FUCKING BASKETBALL HEIL HITLER! FELCHING SHITTY ASS WANK BULLCRAP DOG SHIT BUTTFUCKER CUNT CLUSTER FUCK BOOBS COCKSHITTER FUCKHEAD SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITSLINGING SHITBALLS BULLSHIT ANAL DIABETES WOMEN'S RIGHTS KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK YOU CRAPPY PISS MOLDY TITS O CANADA TWO-INCH PENIS I WILL KILL YOU! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER WIENER ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS PISS ARSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKING TOWELHEAD TURD FUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! YOU WANKER HELL BUGGER ASS JERRY SLOPE CUNT CRAPPER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD POLAK CHIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SPIC FUCK OFF YID SHITSLINGING SEX DYKE INBRED ASS FASCIST FLYING FUCK PISS OFF PIGFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CARPET MUNCHER BULLCRAP NI ASSWIPE SHUT UP, MEG! RAGHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN DAMN FLYING FUCK MONKEY SHIT ASS SEX BOOBS PEEPEE SON OF A BITCH WANK VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE DELICIOUS CAKE RAT'S ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! COCK PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD NORTH KOREA FELCHMONKEY DICK CHICKEN SEX CUNT SHITE TACO FUCK POLAK NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF MONKEY SHIT PISS BITCH SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS NIPPLES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ABO TITTIES DOT HEAD I LIKE SCHOOL FAGGOT DICKHEAD CULT OF THE DEAD COW ASSHAT DICK TITS FUCKING SHITTY SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNTBUCKET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TOSSER I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITTY SMEG HO EPIDIDYMIS SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK CLEMEN JENKEM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY TURD KITTENS WIGGER ASS FASHION BUG HATE HATE HAT MASTURBATION KIKE GOD DAMMIT SOD OFF BLUMPKIN PRICK POOPOO PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BALLS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON KIKE BASTARD INBRED LENS CRAFTERS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK JACKASS GO HOME AND DIE FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT DAMN IT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKHEAD JIZZ KRAUT DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ANUSCAKE DAMN [Insert stupid word you just made up here] HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PRICK SHITFACE BALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COCK MOTHERFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANKSPLAT HELLFUCKER FUCKWIT HUEY P. NEWTON GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUTTFUCKER CANDY DOUCHING PUNANI BASTARD FUCKSTAIN PISS UP MY ARSE NIGNOG TOSSER BULLSHIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CRAPMUNCHER ASSCRACK PISS TITS & DICKS PISSHOLE SHITPISSER SHITSKIN GOOK DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BIRD SHIT JAP DICKHEAD SHITFACE SHITPISSER GANGBANG ALEX TREBEK EAT MY SHIT! TOURETTE'S IS FUN TURD REDSKIN TITWANK DONKEY DICK GREASER HELL DONKEY DICK SCROTUM CRAPMUNCHER STUDENT RIOTS DICKLICK CHICKEN SHIT HELL FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF FRIG WIKIPEDIA WANK CUNT SHITE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RAPE NIGGER PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS JIZZ CUNT WINDOWS VISTA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHING O KURWA! ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE OH SHI– SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKSTAIN ORGASM BORDER HOPPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL O KURWA! CHOAD TACO GANGBANG SHITE [Insert silly non-swear here] RAGHEAD SUCK MY DICK WANKSPLAT WIENER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOCKIE SHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GO HOME AND DIE WANK HO FUCK ASSHAT KAFFIR FUCKHEAD SPIC SCUMBAG TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN ARSE HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! 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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive ASSFACE and with the DICKHEAD and his BONG of girraffes in which POLESMOKER while reading about BEAVER!!!!!!!!!
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- GOD DAMMIT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is WANK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its NIGGER subject. If you do not find it funny WANKSPLAT, it is probably because you are an INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PEDOPHILIA If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SEMPRINI joke loses its humour SHITE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CUM ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKFUCKFUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSFACE SHITHEAD BASKETBALL HOOP CHING CHONG CHINK BUGFUCK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
