Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SEX'WIENER'SCROTUM'NECROPHILIA'DUMBASS'CUNTYMINTS'JUNGLE BUNNY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PORCUPINE'S BALLS neurochemical FUCK disorder BOOBS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKBAG, sudden KRAUT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHOLE or SON OF A BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ARSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CARPET MUNCHER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ANAL DIABETES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITSLIDE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BALL SACK DYKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOOK utterFUCKance of socially SPIC objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FLYING FUCK television programs to address DOUCHETITS Tourette's syndrome.

PISS ARTIST Tourette's is DUNE COON not to be POMMIE confused with CLIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FRIG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN IT random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKWAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MONKEY'S UNCLE language, RAGHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ORGASM WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANK souvenir shoppes and massive BUTTFUCKER quantities DIPSHIT of ANAL DIABETES ABO garbage.

Darnit.

A LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Polite Note to the PENIS ON A STICK Author:

The JENKEM Tourette's CUM Research Institute was YOU WANKER founded to TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITBALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COON article DICKWAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PUSSY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DUMBASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of COON Tourrette's sufferers RAGHEAD swear. You can OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS TV, for always focusing on the BOON bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE thing.
• The main CAMEL JOCKEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WETBACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CROTCH knee BEAVER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MASTURBATION cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKFACE school for ADMINS ARE GAY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ARSEBADGERS sufferers to become HORSE SHIT manically depressed and ASS LICKER commit BUTTFUCKER suicide.
• There is no SHITE cure, and the DAMMIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the I AM CORNHOLIO! tics often have adverse FIST FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DONKEY PUNCHER perodol" which caused my entire PISS OFF body to go RAPE numb and SON OF A BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome CHICKEN FRIES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating LICK PUSSY the SOD public view of Tourettes as a "BUKKAKE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your HORSE SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GRINGO this that really FUCK OFF annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TAMPONS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMMIT, and making fun of a LIKE FATHER LIKE SON horrible disorder is (not) FUCK A DUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS time.

Best BIRD SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “AUTOFELLATIO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society PRINCE PHILIP.

Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen

P.S. BULLCRAP Regards to Andrew POMMIE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The MOTHERFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSRAPING punch him if you CHOAD want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my CRAP ON A STICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKBAG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLEMEN and SCUMBAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SACRAMENTO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 TOSSER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACK ABRAMOFF HORSE! FUCKBAG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKBAG'S HOUSE

How TITTIES to CUNTRAG cure NI the ASSWIPE Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEEPEE for SUCK MY DICK Tourette's COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK Syndrome MASTURBATION is O CANADA following BOOBS these POLACK rules POLESMOKER in PRICK order:

• 1: Avoid CHRISTHUMPER immature HAIL SATAN! little SHITTY kids,
• 2: Count to YOU WANKER within FUCKING A 10 YIDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FIST FUCK EMO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS nor [EXPLETIVE] talk,
• 4: Tell TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE yourself you DAMN IT don't MOTHERFUCKER have FLYING FUCK this FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY QUEEF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCKSUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKBAG last straw DAMMIT!

I fucking put INBRED' my comment at the TOP OF THE NAZI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING A the TOP OF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT THIS FELCHING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. STRAWBERRY ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING A people who try ARSE to battle DONKEY DICK'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT that tight-ass JACKASS 17-year-FIST FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find INBRED it now, but someone said FUCKHEAD' ASSCRACK DAMN'PUSSY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BITCH is a laughing FUCK YOU matter. Plus there SHITE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT CRAPPER Uncyclopedia, there are I LIKE SCHOOL articles BLUMPKIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ANAL stuff. So FROG that means BUGGER stop getting mad at the SON OF A BITCH first part too and FUCK talking about the QUEEF letter that it's WIGGER mocking (what DICKLICK letter? I don't even know what DICK IN A BOX the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTTFUCKER hi self BIRD IN THE HOUSE even made a really BELGIUM good point. "It's TITTIES nothing more BOON from a head nod to a SHITFACE knee tick". HOSER. Which I'll add DAMN IT onto FUCK YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKBAG suffer that FUCKSTAIN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOT HEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUTTFUCKER be, because if I were a REDSKIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TRANNY hilarious. If you GOD DAMN Want facts, go on YOU WANKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOUCHING be offended, don't read RAT'S ASS the freaking INBRED article anyway.

SHIT KAFFIR COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BEAVER SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHE COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKFACE SHITTY

P'KANG DIRTY SANCHEZ PIG COCK CHOAD COCK TURD DUNE COON JIZZ TAMPONS DICKHEAD HELL GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT COCKSHITTER IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU BITCH CUNTRAG CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITHEAD SUGARTITS BOOBIES TURD TENTACLE RAPE SNUFF PORN ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGNOG FUCK MOCCASINS DICKHEAD WANK PUSSY ASS CONDOMS WANKER BLOWJOB SHIT EPIDIDYMIS FLYING FUCK BITCH SON OF A BITCH PUNANI NAZI NAZI SHOOP DA WHOOP BASTARD BELLEND MOCCASINS ORGASM WANK INBRED GANGBANG HELL CHIGGER SHIT FUCKTARD REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE PASTURE BONER FUCKING A DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! INBRED COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS QUEEF ASS MONKEY SHIT MONKEY BALLS THONG TASTER WANKSPLAT WINDOWS VISTA CLUSTER FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSWIPE BOOBS JENKEM CENSORSHIP ASS DICKFACE WHORE FUCK ANAL FUCK FRENCH TICKLER SAND NIGGER TITTYWANK LET'S SHIT DAGO CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKFACE SHIT MR WINKLER IS GAY RAPE CUNNILINGUS KNOBJOCKEY HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITTY REDSKIN TIT DIRT FUCKSTAIN YOUR MOM BLOWJOB EPIDIDYMIS DICK IN A BOX LET'S SHIT MALARKY BULLCRAP BOB SAGET NAZI BOOBS DARTH VADER RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWIPE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DARTH VADER DOUCHE DUMBASS PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER PRICK WHORE FELLATIO ARSE VAGINA VAGINA CUNT CUNT FU SPANG DOUCHE PISS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKBAG ASSWIPE FUCK OFF JACKASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TWAT CHICKEN FRIES TITS MASTURBATION MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS BUGFUCK FELCHMONKEY ASS LICKER FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER INBRED FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITSLINGING BIGNOSE ASSHAT FUCKTARD BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY LAKE TITICACA HOT GRITS SCROTUM INBRED ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNTRAG RAT'S ASS ASSHAT ARSE FUCKING GOD DAMMIT BOLLOCKS CUNT DICKHEAD FUCK YOU DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE STEVE BALLMER BONER FUCKTARD CHENEY OSTRICH MY ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE FRIG YOU WANKER PISSHOLE FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SHITE HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! HELL DAMN BULLSHIT BULLSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MONKEY SHIT RAT'S ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BASTARD SHITFACE AMERICA'S GREAT! SHITTY FUCK OFF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SCUMBAG CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN ANAL TITTIES BUGGER TUBA HELL JACK OFF DAMN FUCKFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER PISS PENIS GOAT DICK JAP JACK OFF JENKEM WANK LENS CRAFTERS HOMO RAT'S ASS PAKI KAFFIR FELCHING WIENER FUCK YOU ASSHOLE BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENIS SHITFUCKER CHOAD LIMEY TITTYWANK FUCKFUCKFUCK GOD DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER HOMO MAMA MIA GOATSE DICKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS BRITNEY MAMA MIA TOTAL suck my mothers NAZI MASTURBATION LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF FUCK NUGGET CUNT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HELL DAMN IT D'OH BIRD SHIT HENTAI PECKERHEAD FUCKING A CLUSTER FUCK TIMBER NIGGER BOOBIES DOUCHE A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! SHITE NI MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH COON WANK POMMIE GOBSHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JESSE McCARTNEY YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKFACE INBRED FUCK NIGGER INBRED MOTHERFUCKER SHITCUNTING WANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL REDSKIN SMEG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHOLE FUCK YOU WETBACK FUCKER CUM ARSE PENIS DIPSHIT MARGARET THATCHER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S ASS AY-AY-AY BOOBS I RAPE WALRUSES! JACKASS ASSWIPE FAG ASS PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKHEAD HELLFIRE BUGGER DONKEY DICK DICK DOG FUCKER ARSE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANK FRENCH TICKLER MAMA MIA HELL BRITNEY WHORE FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE WIKIPEDIA SOD OFF WANK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HITLER POLESMOKER SHITTY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITBALLS WIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN KNOBJOCKEY SPUNK GRIS SHIT GOD DAMMIT FRITZ FLUFFY CLOUD CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE CUNNILINGUS HELL CHOAD FEWMETS ANUSCAKE ASSCRACK JERK OFF ASS JOHNNY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAPMUNCHER FAG COON PENIS NECROPHILIA COMMUNIST DILDO KIKE WOODPECKERSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES JUSTIN BIEBER PRICK COON [expletive deleted] CUNT CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHEBAG AY-AY-AY ASSRAPING DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHETITS SHITSLINGING BATHING SUIT AREA YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS CLEMEN CUNTSWILLING MOLDY TITS BOLLOCKS BASTARD BULLCRAP ASSHOLE BASTARD HORSE PENIS LOLCAT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DICKWAD DOG FUCKER KNOBJOCKEY DICKWAD MAMA MIA DICKHEAD DICKHEAD TENTACLE RAPE FUCKFACE FAGGOT ANAL TACO YOUR MOM BASTARD I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT MOCKIE POOPY O KURWA! PORCH MONKEY FUCKBAG CUNT GANGBANG ASSRAMMER [Insert swear here] BLOWJOB NECROPHILIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITSKIN SHITSLINGING JUNGLE BUNNY ASS GANGBANG CUM DICKFACE ASS DAMN EMO ASSCRACK RUSKIE WANK TITTYWANK CHING CHONG CHINK CHOAD ASSHAT DICKLICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH SHITE D'OH FLYING RAT'S ASS TRANNY FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN DILDO PIG ANUSCAKE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CAMEL JOCKEY POMMIE SHIT JACKASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACKASS FLAMING ASS BADGER FROG'S FAT ASS PISS UP MY ARSE WHORE PISS UP MY ARSE BULLSHIT I WILL END YOU! PISS WIENER SAND NIGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! TURD WANK HADJI PISS PEARL NECKLACE DAMN LOGJAMMER FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AMERICA ONLINE BALLS BLUMPKIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BASTARD HUMAN RIGHTS BALLS CHING CHONG CHINK BRITNEY COCKSHITTER WANKER CLIT FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS DICKHEAD FELCHMONKEY NIGGER WANK BELLEND DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA SCUMBUCKET PORCUPINE'S BALLS lowercase FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF TWAT DOUCHING HELL CRAP IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHIGGER MILF FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER YOUR MOM CHOAD ARSE CHOAD RAGHEAD BORDER HOPPER WIGGER CUNT CAMEL FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS CLIT CUNTRAG FUCK PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHING TOWELHEAD ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NEGRO ANAL NI FUCKING SLOPE HELL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHICKEN SHIT KNOBJOCKEY JOHN ELWAY BUGGER CUNTRAG CROTCH POOPOO ASS DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITTY TAMPON IN MY ASS DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL CUNT BASTARD TITS DICKLICK COON LOGJAMMER MONKEY'S UNCLE FRAK POLESMOKER CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT TITS GOOK POMMIE WALRUS SHIT FUCKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ANAL DIABETES HELL NIPPLES CUNT DAGO SHITPISSER ASS HELLFIRE 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT BASTARD BEAVER DOUCHING CRAP BUTT PIRATE PORCUPINE'S BALLS AUTOFELLATIO FRITZ CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS BOOBS GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS GENITALIA ARSE [expletive deleted] SHIT JERK OFF BOB SAGET TACO FUCK CUNT DAMN SHITHEAD BUNG-HOLE DICKFACE SCROTUM CLEMEN BITCH FUCKER JACKASS CUNT DICK SON OF A BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH SHI– BULLSHIT FUCKFACE SNUFF PORN FRENCH TICKLER RAT'S ASS TENTACLE RAPE TENTACLE RAPE KRAUT FUCKING A CUNT WANK YOGHURT CANNON MILF BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY RAT'S COCK BATHING SUIT AREA ALEX TREBEK HELL FUCKFACE BOB SAGET SHITTY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITSLINGING CLUSTER FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS DICKHEAD SHITFACE DICKFACE ASSBANDIT HONKY FUCK ASSHOLE CANNED QUOTE ASSHOLE CUNT BITCH HELL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MICK POMMIE DICK ANAL BELGIUM FUCK BLUMPKIN FUCKING MONKEY BALLS MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS TWAT FELLATIO SHITFUCKER O KURWA! GIVING HEAD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD SOAPY TITWANK SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICK VANITY PAGES ROCK FLAMING ASS BADGER HELL SWIMMING POOL SHITTY SAGGY TITS RAT'S COCK ASSFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ DICK CHIGGER FUCK CUNT ASSHOLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH WIGGER CUNT NIGGER RAT'S ASS YOUR MOM POTTYMOUTH TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHOLE PISS CUNT TITTIES VAGINA GOD DAMMIT CARPET MUNCHER DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FIRECROTCH ASSHOLE SHIT NIPPLES WANKER BITCH ASSFACE CUNTBUCKET BELGIUM PRICK FUCK WIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PECKERHEAD EPIDIDYMIS KIKE NEGRO HELLFUCKER DIPSHIT MALARKY POO POO BLOWJOB ASSCRACK JESSE McCARTNEY GOD DAMN HO HEIL HITLER! CRAPMUNCHER PUSSY DAMN BONER FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY [expletive deleted] BIRD SHIT RAT'S ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL HENTAI MOZILLA FIREFOX WETBACK [expletive deleted] DONKEY PUNCHER SHITHEAD CLUSTER FUCK FUCKSTAIN BUTT-HEAD GREASER BUTTFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOLDY TITS BATMAN & ROBIN WANK DICK CRAP NECROPHILIA BOOBIES WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT TITS CUNTYMINTS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCK DOG FUCKER POLAK ASS JERK OFF SHIT DOUCHETITS POMMIE POMMIE DOUCHEBAG JAP I'LL RAPE YOU HELL DIPSHIT DAMN IT TACO FUCKTARD SEX SHITE SHIT SCUMBAG SPUNK NEGRO BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSWIPE JACK OFF INBRED PISS TURD BELGIUM POWERSHIT FUCKFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS POLACK NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU BELLEND SOD OFF FUCK YOU HELL FUCK YOU PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU DICKFACE ARSE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SCROTUM WIGGER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! MACACA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE QUEEF CUNTING ASSCRACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HADJI YOU WANKER FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS NAZI CHIGGER SCROTUM suck my mothers WALRUS SHIT DICKLICK I WILL END YOU! FELLATIO FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT WOP SHITFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA [expletive deleted] DAMN IT HELLFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH JAP MALARKY SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE DIPSHIT JAP HORSE SHIT ASSFACE CARPET MUNCHER DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CLEMEN BUGFUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BLUMPKIN YOU WANKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BULLSHIT FUCK WIENER SHITFUCKER DOUCHE NIPPLES HADJI DOUCHEBAG INVISIBLE! SHITTY MOCCASINS TAMPONS DAMN IT CRAP ON A STICK FUCK OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOUCHING YOU WANKER PUNANI WANK SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT [expletive deleted] CHICKEN FRIES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LOLCAT ASSHOLE DAMN HAIL SATAN! COCKSHITTER BUTT PIRATE DUMBASS CC PLZ DAMMIT HEIL HITLER! ASSCRACK DICK CHOAD INBRED CAMEL FUCKER BANGKOK PISSHOLE BITCH MILF GREASER POMMIE BALL SACK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENIS ON A BUN TAMPONS WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOG SHIT KAFFIR POWERSHIT CROTCH WIENER PEEPEE LOLCAT WIENER GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM FUCK OFF CHING CHONG CHINK CHING CHONG CHINK SHITTY DONKEY DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITTYWANK YUKKY DOODY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! PISS ARTIST JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BASTARD FUCKWIT BEAVER SHITE SNUFF PORN JACKASS SHIT FUCKING A FUCKING BONER WANK HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA RAGHEAD SHAKOPEE CAMEL JOCKEY DUNE COON BUNG-HOLE FUCKING PORCUPINE'S BALLS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COMMUNIST DILDO HOLY DUMB FUCK BORDER HOPPER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER DUMBASS MOZILLA FIREFOX WIGGER TWISTY VAGINA RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT ASS PISS OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF MOLDY TITS BOLLOCKS BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK OFF JIGGABOO HITLER NIGGER DICKHEAD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP SHITBALLS ASS ARSE BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE BEAVER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PENISBIRD [Insert swear here] TWAT NIGGER BUTTFUCKER PUNANI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SLOPE CUNT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FRED PHELPS WANK PEDOPHILIA BUNG-HOLE FUCKING A ASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MILF FUCKHEAD RAPE SACRAMENTO BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink KIKE SON OF A BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! O CANADA CUM I AM CORNHOLIO! HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTT PIRATE BLUMPKIN DICKHEAD SHITE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOATSE REDSKIN HONKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKBAG QUEEF WANKSPLAT CUM NIGGER AMERICA ONLINE FUCKER WILLY WONKA SHITE RAT'S COCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITHEAD NIGNOG SPICY CUNT FUCK NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MACACA OH SHI– INBRED POOPY POMMIE ASS LICKER FUCKTARD PAKI PENIS ON A BUN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY CLIT PENIS FUCK BUTTFUCKER WHORE SHITCUNTING CHENEY CUNT GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE COMMUNIST DILDO FLOWERS CRAPPY INVISIBLE! TITS HELL WANK DICK IN A BOX WANK KNOBJOCKEY FUCKSTAIN MONKEY BALLS CRAPMUNCHER CHAV ASSHOLE BUGGER FUCKING A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE ASSWIPE SPIC INJUN CLUSTER FUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DUMBASS and with the DICKFACE and his WIENER of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about BALL SACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See OSTRICH MY ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!

Article written in the style of its subject This article is HOMO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CLEMEN subject. If you do not find it funny VENEREAL DISEASE, it is probably because you are an INBRED FRAK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. NIGGER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DAMN IT joke loses its humour SHITTY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DICKHEAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have BORDER HOPPER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK MACACA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING LOLCAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS!!!!!I <3 COCK