Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK'BOOBS'ASS LICKER'ARSE'BLUMPKIN'ASSHAT'BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BULLSHIT look at the NIGGER TITS talk page of this PISS OFF article for notes or discussion before HELL editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DONKEY PUNCHER, sudden SUCK A BIG DICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CLUSTERFUCK or DOG FUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HENTAI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BONER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE CHIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITTYWANK utterFUCKance of socially CHINK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COCKGOBLIN television programs to address O CANADA Tourette's syndrome.

TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's is DOUCHETITS not to be ASSWIPE confused with DICKHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKER random JOHN SMILEY FACE disorientation, culturally-BALL SACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN IT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SEMEN language, LGBT RIGHTS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FAG souvenir shoppes and massive BONER quantities CRAP ON A STICK of ANAL DIABETES DUMBASS garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHAT Polite Note to the SUCK A BIG DICK Author:

The JACK OFF Tourette's FUCKING A Research Institute was DOUCHE NAZI founded to PORCH MONKEY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT article FUCK NUGGET funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BULLCRAP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WETBACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NAZI Tourrette's sufferers FRAK swear. You can FELLATIO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BLISTERING BARNACLES TV, for always focusing on the FUCKFACE bad side of a terrible GOD DAMN thing.
• The main REBECCA BLACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RUSKIE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MASTURBATION knee PIGFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BULLSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for YOU WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GENITALIA sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and FEMADOM commit SHIT suicide.
• There is no MILF cure, and the CHOAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOCCASINS tics often have adverse SCUMBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JOHNNY perodol" which caused my entire INCEST body to go BUKKAKE numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING FUCK it is without the FUCKSTAIN drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFUCKER tourette syndrome WETBACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BIG FOOT the FRENCH TICKLER public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I WILL END YOU! sorry for DAMN IT "hi-jacking" your PIGFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUKKAKE this that really CAMEL JOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ORGASM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FEMADOM, and making fun of a COCKSMOKER horrible disorder is (not) FUDGEPACKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SAMUEL L. JACKSON time.

Best JIGGABOO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “THONG TASTER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an KOREA LOVER effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “PORTUGAL” Wen

P.S. BEAVER Regards to Andrew CHOAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can GREASER punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIENER saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my DICK TITS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DONKEY PUNCHER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FENCE JUMPER and SIGMUND FREUD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) EPIDIDYMIS BAND WITH 4 RAT'S ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A YOGHURT CANNON HORSE! DONKEY PUNCHER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DONKEY PUNCHER'S HOUSE

How DOUGHNUT PUNCHER to OSTRICH MY ASS cure BITCH the RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTTFUCKER for SEX Tourette's SUCK A BIG DICK Syndrome COCK is FAGGOT following COON these CUNTRAG rules JACK ABRAMOFF in DONKEY DICK order:

• 1: Avoid BUGGER immature DUNE COON little GOD DAMMIT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK within WANK 10 GOOKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS DIPSHIT NIGGER nor SHITHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell DUMBASS yourself you FUCK YOU don't QUEEF have BANGKOK this GO HOME AND DIE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK WITH NASTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKWIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DONKEY PUNCHER last straw JUNGLE BUNNY!

I fucking put BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA' my comment at the TOP OF THE PENIS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKHEAD the TOP OF BITCH THIS MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TITMOUSE offensive. NECROPHILIA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOD DAMMIT people who try JIZZ to battle SOD'MAMA MIA that tight-ass BASTARD 17-year-SCUMBAG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKER it now, but someone said ASS' PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLACK'FRIG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOCKIE is a laughing SLOPE matter. Plus there WIENER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK OFF Uncyclopedia, there are IN SACREMENT articles DICK TITS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching EXTRA LONG PENIS stuff. So BUTT-HOLE that means FRIG stop getting mad at the TRANNY first part too and CRACKER talking about the FRIG letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what DYKE letter? I don't even know what ORGASM the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITHEAD hi self SIGMUND FREUD even made a really SHITE good point. "It's SHITSLINGING nothing more FOUR-EYES from a head nod to a FAGGOT knee tick". VAGINA. Which I'll add SPANK THE MONKEY onto SHITFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMMIT suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITCOCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING JUMP! be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS hilarious. If you TWAT Want facts, go on PENIS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read LENS CRAFTERS the freaking CUM article anyway.

HELL BUKKAKE DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD SUITCASE PENIS BEANER DYKE MONKEY'S UNCLE CHENEY

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FIST FUCK TOSSER ASSHOLE NAZI MALARKY SHITTY DICKFACE GENITALIA DAMN NAZI PENISFUCK GOD DAMN FUCKING BUGFUCK DUMBASS HELL IN SACREMENT BLUMPKIN ASSBANDIT FELLATIO GARBAGE DAY! LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU TITTYWANK BELGIUM ASSRAPING FUCK OFF HELL EXTRA LONG PENIS SON OF A BITCH HO BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA WANK BLUMPKIN ASS LICKER FLYING RAT'S ASS POOPOO NORTH KOREA TACO suck my mothers FUCKHEAD BENSON SUCKS I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK MILF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITTY PISS ARTIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT BEANER NIGGER FUCKING A I WILL END YOU! FLYING FUCK TITWANK BALL SACK HOT GRITS CUNT NIGGER FUCK WANKSPLAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FAGGOT HELL BORDER HOPPER KNOBJOCKEY ASSHAT MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FROG TOWELHEAD FUCK FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS ARTIST CANDY WANKSPLAT DONKEY PUNCHER GRINGO CLEMEN GARBAGE DAY! CAMEL JOCKEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POWERSHIT FUCKER AMERICA ONLINE FUDGEPACKER SHITFUCKER REDSKIN JIZZ RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT SAGGY TITS NIGNOG BULLSHIT SAND NIGGER ASS BASTARD HONKY JIGGABOO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FLYING FUCK DAMMIT ASSHAT ASSHAT CHOAD BASTARD PEEPEE NIGGER CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER BOB SAGET GIVING HEAD ASSFACE PAKI CHINK HUMAN RIGHTS CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK TIMBER NIGGER NIGGER FELCHMONKEY DAMN BUKKAKE FUCK OFF DAMN TITS SEMEN TITTYWANK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DOUCHING DONKEY PUNCHER CHRISTMAS TREES GREASER NAZI MASTURBATION CHRISTHUMPER FRENCH TICKLER HELL ART METAL PRODUCTS WANK FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE PISSHOLE MICK SCROTUM PUSSY MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES DICK CHICKEN DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF DIPSHIT FUCKING A WIENER I WILL END YOU! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WOP CLUSTERFUCK P'KANG CHAV DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANKSPLAT BAT FUCK INSANE SEMEN COCKSHITTER ARSE PEDOPHILIA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT FUCK OFF TACO JESSE McCARTNEY MONKEY SHIT JIZZ ANAL DIABETES ASSFACE BUKKAKE CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK OFF CUNT CLEMEN DAMMIT YOU WANKER SHITTY ASS HENTAI YOU WANKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TWAT FUCK YOU TACO SHITBALLS DAMN JACKASS DAMN JIGGABOO WANKER WANKER INBRED MASTURBATION SON OF A BITCH [Insert silly non-swear here] DOUCHE NAZI CLIT WANK JACK ABRAMOFF 666 FUCKING JUMP! ASSCRACK PUNANI CHIGGER FUCK ASSHAT CARPET MUNCHER SHITHEAD DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JOHNNY INBRED BLUMPKIN CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT FELCHING BELLEND BUKKAKE DICKFACE BASTARD ASS FASCIST FUCK CHOAD SEMEN TIMBER NIGGER HOMO PUSSYLICKER CUM PISS UP MY ARSE TAMPONS WANKER BALL SACK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COCKSMOKER SCUMBAG NIGNOG JAP ASS BUTT-HEAD DICKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRAPMUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE SAGGY TITS JENKEM SOD BUTT PIRATE DAGO FUCKING A HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSWIPE EAT MY SHIT! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SAND NIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CRACKER COON BUGGER OFF FUCK REDNECK ANUSCAKE PORCH MONKEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSCRACK DAMN ORGASM BUGFUCK DOG FUCKER REDNECK JAP FUCK YOU CUNT FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST HOMO WIKIPEDIA SEX MACACA [Insert silly non-swear here] CHUCK NORRIS SHITBALLS SUCK MY DICK VENEREAL DISEASE SEMEN DAMN JIZZ CHOAD FLAMING ASS BADGER QUEEF GARBAGE DAY! COCKSMOKER BOB SAGET NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD GARBAGE DAY! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNTBUCKET FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WHORE AMERICA ONLINE ASSHAT DICK SHITE BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS HOMO FIREWALLS DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT TAMPONS FUCKING A NORTH KOREA FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER BITCH CRAP SHITHEAD BOLLOCKS DAMN FUCKBAG DUMBASS WALRUS SHIT UIGURS DOUCHEBAG RAPE WIKIPEDIA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SON OF A BITCH RECTUM RAIDER GOD DAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? FELCHMONKEY POOPY SMEG CRACKER YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS CUNT GREASER FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD KAFFIR FELCHING DAMN BASTARD SPUNK BRITNEY BOON FUCK YOU HONKY DYKE PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD WANK TITTIES JACK OFF SCUMBUCKET BITCH ASS JACKASS JACKASS SHIT COON SAGGY TITS GOAT DICK CHICKEN FRIES WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANKSPLAT BEAVER SEX TIT DIRT DAMNATION BASTARD JIGGABOO SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA FUCK FUCK NUGGET WANK WINDOWS VISTA DICKHEAD BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CANNED QUOTE JAP BULLSHIT DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT DOUCHE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! INBRED CHICKEN FRIES YOU WANKER SHIT CRACKER SUCK MY COCK DOUCHEBAG GOATSE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKER MALL SANTA FUCK OFF NIGGER MONKEY BALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER DUMBASS CRAP PORCH MONKEY ABO JACKASS FUCK YOU PENIS BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT FUCKING A SHITCOCK ASS POTTYMOUTH ASS INBRED DONKEY PUNCHER SPIC FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK JESSE McCARTNEY CLUSTERFUCK BANGKOK FUCKSTAIN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS SHIT FUCKER BULLSHIT ANAL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKSTAIN SHITTY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PEEPEE WANKSPLAT CUNT SCROTUM DAMN ASSCRACK YOUR MOM SHIT BENCH PRESS ANAL DIABETES FRIG COCK WILLY WONKA KAFFIR GOOK FUCK YOU INBRED FUCKING NIGGER DOODIE HEAD DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK MASTURBATION I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIENER BUTT PIRATE OLD CHRIST OF A [expletive deleted] CUNT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JACKASS SOD LAKE TITICACA SHITFACE POTTYMOUTH CUNT DOUCHE NIGNOG GOATSE JERK OFF YOU WANKER BLUMPKIN NIPPLES SHITFACE SAGGY TITS PISSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK DICK BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST YOUR MOM JENKEM GOBSHITE SHITCOCK SHIT FUCKING A BITCH BUTTFUCKER FAG CRAPPY BEAVER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CLEMEN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKHEAD SHITE JUMPING JESUS!!! NIPPLES CONDOMS DAMMIT FUCK BONER GOD DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSCRACK PISSHOLE GO HOME AND DIE A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! BUTTFUCKER FUCKING FUCKING SHITSLINGING SHITTY CHOLERA IS FUN! ASSHAT PISS OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NECROPHILIA CRACKER PISS OFF REDSKIN SHITSLINGING DICK CHICKEN SHITSKIN PISS GOD DAMN DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS JAP HO FUCKING MOZILLA FIREFOX AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! NIGGER TITS HATE HATE HAT ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER DOUCHE NAZI [expletive deleted] TIT DIRT SHITE FENCE JUMPER VAGINA BULLSHIT JERK OFF CHUFF KAFFIR JACKASS SHIT WOP MASTURBATION DICKLICK FOUR-EYES DAMMIT SEX SHITTY KNOBJOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER INBRED BUGGER OFF GREASER FELLATIO BALLS FUCK OFF CAPITALISM PISS CHUFF GARBAGE DAY! SHITFACE LET'S SHIT DAMN FAG KRAUT DAMN ALEX TREBEK KIKE FUCKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER DICK CHICKEN BLUE PENIS! HELL SUCK MY COCK CHALICE CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD JERK OFF FUCKWIT DICKWAD SUCK MY DICK TOWELHEAD VAGINA YOU WANKER GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SAMUEL L. JACKSON PAKI SHIT CUNNILINGUS TWAT MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER FUCKTARD PISS BUKKAKE DICK IN A BOX PISS HELL BULLSHIT FUCKING A FUCKTARD JACKASS JAP WOP COCK SEMEN DAMN PRICK SHIT PRICK BITCH TITMOUSE YUKY DOODY SHITE DAMN BITCH ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT ASS BITCH BIGNOSE TWAT BASTARD PRICK CAMEL JOCKEY BLOWJOB PIECE OF SHIT FELCHMONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CLEMEN MALARKY NIGNOG JACKASS SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! WANK MOCCASINS HOSER FUCK SHITCOCK ASS HOSER TWAT TWAT FAG ASSHAT CHOAD SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN NEGRO NIGGER TITS SHITCOCK DILDO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSCRACK YUKY DOODY ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT PRICK BULLSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] COON FRIG CHOAD BAT FUCK INSANE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PRICK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI HELLFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NECROPHILIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH O KURWA! ASS CUM CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK FELCHING SHIT SHITE FUCK I DON'T HAVE AIDS FRIG BATHING SUIT AREA PISS ASS TAMPONS D'OH FUCKSTAIN FELCHING ANAL MILF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER TITTIES BALL SACK JACKASS SHIT WIENER TACO FIRECROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POOPY D'OH [Insert swear here] FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD SHITBALLS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FELCHING GOBSHITE GOD DAMN BULLSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE BUTT-HEAD CLEMEN BELLEND BOYCOTT VIACOM! AAAAAAAAA! FUCK A DUCK GOAT DICK REDSKIN ALEX TREBEK JAP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! MACACA SHITFACE ARSE GANGBANG DICKHEAD FUCK FRIG COMMUNIST DILDO WANK FUCK OFF CRAP [expletive deleted] DOUCHE NAZI HENTAI BIG FOOT DAMMIT QUEEF MASTURBATION MOCKIE ASS PISS OFF DUMBASS CRAPPY DICKWAD BITCH AUTOFELLATIO FROG DILDO TWISTY VAGINA CUNTRAG DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS ARSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF REBECCA BLACK RAT'S ASS WINDOWS VISTA D'OH SPUNK FAGGOT PENISFUCK ASSCRACK GANGBANG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD POWERSHIT TURD CLIT FUCKSTAIN JACK ABRAMOFF FEMADOM BIRD SHIT SHITSLIDE FUCK HITLER GOD BLESS AMERICA GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASSFACE CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SON OF A BITCH MAMA MIA BALLS WOODPECKERSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSFACE GOBSHITE SEMEN FUCKSTAIN PISS JACKASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FEMADOM JERRY COCKSHITTER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JACKASS SPICY CUNT FUCK BUKKAKE SUCK A BIG DICK TITS BONG ASSCRACK FUCK MAMA MIA ASSFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOG SHIT SHITTY ARSEBADGERS TOSSER NIGGER TITS DICK CHICKEN CRAP ON A STICK POLACK SHIT TAMPONS BALLS DAMN ASSWIPE SHIT ASSRAMMER SHITSLINGING DOT HEAD HADJI TOWELHEAD ARSEBADGERS CROTCH I WILL KILL YOU! JAP HORSE SHIT FUCKING A ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS LICKER JOHN SMILEY FACE DARTH VADER I RAPE WALRUSES! CHIGGER FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKING PORCH MONKEY BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUTT-HOLE ASSCRACK [expletive deleted] DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKSTAIN HENTAI FUCKTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MILF DOUCHING DAMN YOUR MOM SNUFF PORN FRITZ CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG RAPE FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET ASSRAPING COCKSMOKER PUSSYLICKER SEX PISS CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BULLSHIT LOLCAT RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH RAT'S COCK WIGGER WANK FUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT DIPSHIT FUCK GOBSHITE NIGGER FRAK FROG O KURWA! PENIS BALL SACK SOD OFF NIGGER BUTT PIRATE PENIS PENISBIRD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD DUMBASS CHRISTHUMPER WANKSPLAT TACO PRICK WOODPECKERSHIT WIENER FENCE JUMPER INCEST PECKERHEAD DOUCHEBAG BOON ASS PEARL NECKLACE DAMN KAFFIR COCKSUCKER CAMEL FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA GIVING HEAD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY CRAP SIGMUND FREUD FUCKSTAIN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MOCKIE HEIL HITLER! PORCH MONKEY GOAT DICK BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKING A RAT'S COCK SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE SHIT BALL SACK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! TWAT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT TWAT POLACK SEMEN ASS KRAUT PEARL NECKLACE POLAK ASS BITCH FLYING FUCK I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TAMPONS GIVING HEAD HOT GRITS FUDGEPACKER I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE ABO NIGGER TITS BUKKAKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT FUCKWIT WHORE CUNT PISS ARTIST NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PENISPENISPENIS!!! CRAP ON A STICK SHITFACE WOP CANNED QUOTE HELL ASSRAPING AUTOFELLATIO suck my mothers NIGGER TITS SON OF A BITCH FUCKING A SAGGY TITS DICK CHICKEN KAFFIR JOHN ELWAY PENIS WIENER MOCCASINS ASSWIPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD DICKHEAD SHIT BUDDHISM FUCKER MUGABE HAS AIDS DAMN DONGSHOVER PUSSY EPIDIDYMIS FUCKER VAGINA FUCKING JUMP! JAP GARBAGE DAY! SHITE AY-AY-AY ASS PENIS BEAVER CUNT DAMN ASS FASCIST FUCKWIT NIGNOG CUNTRAG COON CLEMEN FUCKER DOUCHE DAMN GIVING HEAD LAKE TITICACA POO POO BLOWJOB KNOBJOCKEY GYPSY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKWIT SCROTUM WIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ TAMPONS STEVE BALLMER ANUSCAKE SOD DICK VAGINA BASTARD CONDOMS FUCKFACE RECTUM RAIDER CC PLZ CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK BULLCRAP BALLS FELCHING OH SHI– HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGNOG ANUSCAKE DOUCHING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DANDELIONS and with the DICKLICK and his FUCKER of girraffes in which PEDOPHILIA while reading about ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BIGNOSE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BATMAN & ROBIN