Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BUGGER OFF comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a ABO article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SLOPE neurochemical FUCK disorder DOODIE HEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here], sudden PEDOPHILIA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements INBRED or WANKSPLAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHOAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAGHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TURD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOT HEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat O CANADA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOCCASINS utterFUCKance of socially SCROTUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BONER television programs to address ANUSCAKE Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPFUCKER Tourette's is JOHNNY not to be JIZZ confused with AUTOFELLATIO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITSLINGING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SEX random MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITPISSER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, SON OF A BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS KNOBJOCKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive SHIT quantities ASSCRACK of ANAL DIABETES FUCKFUCKFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A BELLEND Polite Note to the FRIG Author:

The CUM Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was DAMN founded to FUCKSTAIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSRAPING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITE article TITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and D'OH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or VAGINA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CAUCASIANS Tourrette's sufferers SHITSLINGING swear. You can DONKEY PUNCHER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the TENTACLE RAPE bad side of a terrible HELLFUCKER thing.
The main SHITFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FLYING FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NAZI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HORSE SHIT knee CHIGGER NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is FOUR-EYES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MACACA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKHEAD school for RAPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become WIENER manically depressed and LGBT RIGHTS commit DIPSHIT suicide.
There is no HELL cure, and the SHITFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SCUMBAG tics often have adverse FUCK NUGGET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! perodol" which caused my entire DICKFACE body to go ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA numb and DIPSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHIGGER it is without the SHITE drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating EXTRA LONG PENIS the SON OF A BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "SHITCUNTING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PEDOPHILIA sorry for TWO-INCH PENIS "hi-jacking" your PRICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOG FUCKER this that really I'LL RAPE YOU annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PEEPEE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SPIC, and making fun of a WETBACK horrible disorder is (not) CAMEL JOCKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PUSSY time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNTING ASSCRACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society TIANENMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “EUROIPODS” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMMIT Regards to Andrew CUNNILINGUS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The HELL bastard who wrote this article. You can CAPTAIN CRUNCH punch him if you FIST FUCK want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my WOODPECKERSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DUMBASS and BUKKAKE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with pen0r music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ARSEBADGERS BAND WITH 4 MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WHITE POWER HORSE! [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here]'S HOUSE

How FUCKWIT to ANAL DIABETES cure ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! the TITWANK Tourette's FRAK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DIPSHIT for SIGMUND FREUD Tourette's PENIS Syndrome FELCHING is ASSHAT following ORGASM these SHITFACE rules POMMIE in HONKY order:

1: Avoid P'KANG immature HOMO little CONDOMS kids,
2: Count to CUNT within PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM 10 TITWANKseconds,
3: Do not open your GOD DAMMIT PISS WINDOWS VISTA nor BANGKOK talk,
4: Tell DARTH VADER yourself you PIECE OF SHIT don't SHITE have FROG'S FAT ASS this GOD DAMN disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] last straw BALLS!

I fucking put NIGNOG' my comment at the TOP OF THE CAUCASIANS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF DAMMIT THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLIT offensive. FUCKTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BATMAN & ROBIN people who try HONKY to battle SHITTING DICK NIPPLES'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! that tight-ass FUCKSTAIN 17-year-PIECE OF SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PENISFUCK it now, but someone said EDITABLE DYK' FUCKER TOWELHEAD'LET'S SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SNUFF PORN is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKLICK Uncyclopedia, there are SHITTY articles INJUN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIENER stuff. So SHITHEAD that means PUSSY stop getting mad at the CONDOMS first part too and SHITTY talking about the SHUT UP, MEG! letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what PIG letter? I don't even know what SCROTUM the heck you're talking about). Adrian INBRED hi self SHITBALLS even made a really CUNTING ASSCRACK good point. "It's HI, BILLY MAYS HERE nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a PEARL NECKLACE knee tick". PUSSY. Which I'll add HELL onto ASSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! suffer that DICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER be, because if I were a WINDOWS VISTA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANKER hilarious. If you JOHN SMILEY FACE Want facts, go on FUCK NUGGET Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING be offended, don't read I'LL RAPE YOU the freaking DIPSHIT article anyway.

CONDOMS COCK ASSRAMMER FUCKFACE JACKASS BASTARD DICKHEAD PIG CHOAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS

HELLFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICK CUNT LAPPER CLUSTERFUCK COON SUCK MY DICK RAT'S ASS MOCKIE SPIC MASTURBATION CLIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS POOPY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DUMBASS JOHNNY ASS CAMEL FUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKER POMMIE DICKFACE FUCKFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSCRACK CUNT PUNANI CHOAD WIGGER SHIT DAMN IT PISSHOLE HELL SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK WHORE GIVING HEAD WIGGER SHITSLINGING WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNT FASHION BUG POTTYMOUTH SCROTUM BOOBS HEIL HITLER! BITCH DAGO MASTURBATION KAFFIR TACO JUSTIN BIEBER ASSCRACK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SOD OFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE CHENEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANKER ASSWIPE TWAT COCKSHITTER DUNE COON BASTARD CLEMEN BALL SACK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER DICKHEAD MOSES ANAL DIABETES ASSFACE TESTICLE CHOKE YUKY DOODY CHRIST OF TABERNACLE PISS ASSHOLE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY GIVING HEAD BUGFUCK SHIT WHORE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK [EXPLETIVE] FUCK BITCH MASTURBATION FRED PHELPS PUNANI 30 CASES OF PICKLES SUCK A BIG DICK REDNECK FUCK TWO-INCH PENIS CUNT SHITE JACKASS SHIT DICKLICK SON OF A BITCH CLIT CUNTBUCKET DILDO BIRD SHIT HORSE SHIT JACKASS HORSE SHIT SACRED MOCKIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK HELLFUCKER FASHION BUG HITLER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY KRAUT NIGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NIGGER PISS TITS & DICKS SPUNK SON OF A BITCH SHIT DOUCHE BUNG-HOLE DICKHEAD DICK CHICKEN SHITFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS CONAN O'BRIAN ALEX TREBEK ANUSCAKE FAGGOT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BULLSHIT DOUCHING DIPSHIT DAMN IT CAMEL JOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK CONDOMS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SUCK MY DICK TITS & DICKS FALSE BENSON FUCK VAGINA FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS RANDY TRAVIS SHITSKIN FUCK OFF QUEEF MALARKY ORGASM FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK CRAP TITS & DICKS TOSSER BELLEND JACKASS FUCKFACE YOU WANKER WANK BONER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE COCKSTUFFER CHIGGER FRITZ FUCKHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING GO HOME AND DIE EAT MY SHIT! SAGGY TITS FOUR-EYES GARBAGE DAY! SLOPE CLIT SHITTY GUMDROPS RAT'S COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NECROPHILIA BANGKOK TACO HELLFIRE SHITSLINGING SHITFACE BITCH BUGGER OFF PUNANI BONG NORTH KOREA PISS TITS YUKY DOODY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SOD OFF RAGHEAD BANGKOK BIGNOSE COCK CHINK FRITZ ASSWIPE ARSE GOD BLESS AMERICA P'KANG ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING KAFFIR MILF WANK COMMUNIST DILDO MILF PISS UP MY ARSE QUEEF PIG AUTOFELLATIO RICK MORANIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITTYWANK CUNT LAPPER ASSHAT PEEPEE TOWELHEAD WHORE FEMADOM POO POO BLOWJOB ANAL ARSE BUGGER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SAND NIGGER POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR LET'S SHIT WANK GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK NAZI WOMEN'S RIGHTS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU BUTT-HEAD O KURWA! TWAT DAMN DICKHEAD NEOPETS FLAMING ASS BADGER CAMEL JOCKEY TITS SHITFUCKER DILDO BUKKAKE DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS PIG FUCK OFF DUNE COON FUCK YOU [expletive deleted] ASS COCKSHITTER CUNT LET'S SHIT NECROPHILIA GOOK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSFACE TESTICLE CHOKE ART METAL PRODUCTS JUSTIN BIEBER INBRED FELLATIO NIPPLES DICK TITS WANK BITCH WIGGER BULLCRAP MOLDY TITS DOUCHE NEGRO HELL PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS SEMEN SHIT PENIS PENISBIRD HOLY DUMB FUCK JACK OFF SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LIMEY DAMN ASSHAT FUCKWIT ABO WOP SHIT DAGO ALEX TREBEK ABO SOD FUCK OFF NICARAGUA ELECTION SLOPE FUCKTARD SMILES ANAL BUGFUCK HORSE SHIT YOU ASSWIPE FAGGOT CLEMEN FUCK OFF WIENER POLAK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PIG FUCK SHITPISSER GYPSY FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT PENIS CUNT KIDDY FIDDLER MICK FUCK NIGGER BALL SACK GOAT DICK SHITFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN SOD OFF DAMN DAMN IT ASSRAPING GRAPE PENIS MACACA INCEST BULLSHIT ASSHOLE GOAT DICK DAGO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAGHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS COCKSUCKER FENCE JUMPER PISS OFF WOODPECKERSHIT CLEMEN BALLS WEHATEMARIO BASTARD FUCKER TOURETTE'S IS FUN DOUCHING COCKGOBLIN FUCKING BOLLOCKS NEGRO VAGINA FUCK YOU BASTARD SEMEN GOD DAMMIT COCK CRAPMUNCHER BELGIUM JOHN SMILEY FACE FRIG FRED PHELPS BUGGER FUCKBAG SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKTARD REBECCA BLACK DYKE COCKSUCKER FUCKWIT ANUSCAKE SIGMUND FREUD PUNANI ASSHAT TURD GOD DAMMIT BRITNEY BASTARD TURD FUCKBAG JENKEM CUNT BUNG-HOLE DAMMIT MR WINKLER IS GAY CLUSTERFUCK PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST BEANER HELL DOUCHEBAG CONDOMS DOUCHING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SON OF A BITCH RAT'S COCK HADJI REBECCA BLACK DAMMIT COCKSHITTER BALLS PISS OFF WANKSPLAT CHINK VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFACE FRED PHELPS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN IT BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS [Insert silly non-swear here] DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKGOBLIN SHIT FELCHMONKEY DAGO BIGNOSE BUGFUCK PEARL NECKLACE PIGFUCKER FUCK OFF TARTAR SAUCE GOD BLESS AMERICA CHOAD FAGGOT FIRECROTCH TITTYWANK INBRED JENKEM SON OF A BITCH DUNE COON BIGNOSE GO HOME AND DIE FRITZ PUSSYLICKER I'LL RAPE YOU SON OF A BITCH INCEST PRICK SHITHEAD CUNTRAG PISS OFF MY ASS JACKASS TITS HITLER NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL LENS CRAFTERS ALF FUCKING JUMP! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITHEAD SHIT TAFFY GOD DAMMIT CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WOP SHITSLIDE JESSE McCARTNEY ARSE ASS SHITFACE SHITHEAD TITWANK ASSCRACK ASS GOD DAMN MASTURBATION CRAPMUNCHER CUM CLUSTERFUCK JIGGABOO OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA MALARKY BOOBIES VENEREAL DISEASE PISS BUTT-HEAD INCEST SOD JACKASS PUSSY FIRECROTCH BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT BALLS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NAZI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOODIE HEAD DUNE COON INBRED BALLS GREASER FUCKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO ASSWIPE BUNG-HOLE YOGHURT CANNON BIGNOSE DOM DeLUISE BEAVER SEX FUCK NUGGET GO HOME AND DIE NIPPLES DICKFACE FUCK BOLLOCKS OH SHI– GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE FRITZ PUNANI MARY WHITEHOUSE INBRED SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKBAG CHUCK NORRIS WANKSPLAT TITS & DICKS TITTYWANK GOD DAMN SCUMBAG FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT DYKE ASSHOLE CRAP RAT'S ASS JACKASS DICK CHICKEN ASSWIPE WIGGER SON OF A BITCH BENCH PRESS JACK OFF FUCKTARD TACO CAUCASIANS FLAMING ASS BADGER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHIT DAMN CLEMEN SHITTY DICK ASS STEVE BALLMER GENITALIA GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN FUCKING DONKEY DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS LICKER LOLCAT GOOK DUMBASS HOSER BLISTERING BARNACLES DIPSHIT SEX CRAPPY DOUCHING TEDDY BEARS DONKEY DICK FAG BRITNEY CLUSTERFUCK KRAUT SHITE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN COON VENEREAL DISEASE BLUMPKIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKHEAD WHORE BRITNEY HADJI PEDOPHILIA ASS SOD OFF BULLSHIT YOU WANKER [expletive deleted] PIGFUCKER FUCK YOU MUGABE'S MOMMA SHITHEAD JIZZ suck my mothers SMEG FRITZ SHIT JACK OFF CHAV INBRED MOTHERFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHING DICKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT DICK SUCK A BIG DICK MOCCASINS DOT HEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP INBRED JERRY FUCKTARD DICKLICK [Insert silly non-swear here] COON FLYING FUCK CUNTRAG STEVE BALLMER [EXPLETIVE] KRAUT FUCKING A BOOBIES NIGGER DESU REBECCA BLACK FUCKTARD WALRUS SHIT DAMN IT BIRD SHIT CUNT SCUMBAG [EXPLETIVE] ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH ARSE BIRD SHIT CUNT TITTIES PORCUPINE'S BALLS CONDOMS CUNTRAG JERK OFF DYKE CARPET MUNCHER SHITHEAD NAZI CUNTYMINTS SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ORGASM FUCK OFF I RAPE WALRUSES! SUCK MY COCK PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRAPMUNCHER WIGGER FUCK ANAL CRACKER CRAPPY BIGNOSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT WANK JOY YOGHURT CANNON BASTARD DIPSHIT GYPSY DICKFACE BASTARD ARSE AUTOFELLATIO FRENCH TICKLER WIENER DICK TWAT FUCKWIT PUSSY SOD NAZI ASS JAP SON OF A BITCH TITTYWANK ARSE BITCH ASS DILDO TWAT GOOK CRAP GOOK GENITALIA SMEG FROG'S FAT ASS WANK DUMBASS ASS FUCKING JIZZ BIG FOOT RUSTY TROMBONE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPANK THE MONKEY PENIS GOD DAMMIT FUCK TUBA PIECE OF SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTTFUCKER TITS & DICKS FAGGOT BASTARD DAMNED TABERNACLE BUKKAKE TITTYWANK MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY JOHNNY KIKE DONKEY PUNCHER MARCH OF FLAMES CUNTSWILLING HELL ORGASM BOB SAGET HAIL SATAN! BORDER HOPPER GREASER 666 FUCK OFF DILDO YOGHURT CANNON MOZILLA FIREFOX CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR POLACK ASSWIPE PUSSYLICKER LET'S SHIT RAT'S ASS PAKI BUTTFUCKER WOP BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS FUCK JERK OFF JOHNNY SOD FUCKING JUMP! ARSE YOU WANKER WANKER WEHATEMARIO CLUSTERFUCK ASSFACE WIGGER SNUFF PORN REDSKIN REBECCA BLACK FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS ON A BUN ASSRAMMER RUSKIE JACK OFF FUCK FUCKTARD SHIT TAMPONS WILLY WONKA GOD DAMN TWAT BEANER DOM DeLUISE FUCKING ORGASM DICK CHICKEN DOUCHETITS GOOK CUNTRAG MASTURBATION JUSTIN BIEBER CLEMEN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WIKIPEDIA JACK OFF GOD DAMN BOB SAGET BRUSH MA TEETH SCUMBUCKET GANGBANG CROTCH PAKI BULLSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JACKASS SHITE JACKASS JOHN ELWAY BALL SACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKFACE WANK RAT'S ASS PEEPEE BALL SACK PRINCE PHILIP BUGGER ROSIE O'DONNELL PISS OFF SPUNK ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITCOCK JIZZ SHITE BUGGER OFF SPANK THE MONKEY PRICK CRAP SCUMBAG DAGO DOUCHING SHIT DOODIE HEAD CRAPFUCKER CRACKER COCKSMOKER FELCHING FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA URINE-GARGLING DOUCHING I WILL END YOU! CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK MOLDY TITS PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT BASTARD BALL SACK BELLEND WANK QUEEF POMMIE MICK CUNT suck my mothers FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK OFF HEIL HITLER! 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 COCKSUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUMBASS POO POO BLOWJOB ASSCRACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JUNGLE BUNNY NAZI SHIT CANNED QUOTE FUCKWIT BOOBS FUCK OFF CLIT SUCK MY COCK MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT WANK POTTYMOUTH CHICKEN SHIT BUGFUCK SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST HO FUCKING BULLCRAP PISSHOLE SPUNK CHICKEN SHIT TURD JERRY NAZI DUMBASS HELLFIRE BANGKOK SUGARTITS FUCK HORSE SHIT FAG DEVELOPERS! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS CRIMETHINK DICKHEAD PISS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFUCKFUCK PASTURE JOHN SMILEY FACE TITWANK FUCKHEAD TITS WIKIPEDIA RUSTY TROMBONE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD SHITHEAD ORGASM HAIL SATAN! ASSHAT DOG FUCKER SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICK IN A BOX BALL SACK RAPE DAMN HONKY SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT BUKKAKE BELLEND POLAK WHORE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! YOU WANKER HORSE PENIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RUSKIE WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSFACE SHIT BOOBIES PISS ARTIST SHITSKIN CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER HOT GRITS ASSBANDIT BULLSHIT TWAT COCKSMOKER IN SACREMENT SHITPISSER SHIT DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER BOON DUNE COON FUCKING POTTYMOUTH HELL PISS FUCK OFF DAMN IT [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD FU SPANG SHITHEAD GOBSHITE ASS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN BENCH PRESS FUCKER INJUN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM MILF HELL ASS LICKER FUCKWIT DONKEY PUNCHER RUSKIE SHITTY DICKFACE SEMEN CHUFF PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE GREASER SEMEN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SEMEN NIGNOG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DUNE COON PIGFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BUNG-HOLE SUITCASE PENIS BUGFUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK SCUMBAG BUGGER OFF FUCKING JUMP! GOOK FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS BEANER DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PISS DOUCHEBAG EAT MY SHIT! RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFUCKER HELLFIRE SON OF A BITCH COON SHITFACE SOD CHIGGER RAT'S COCK MOCKIE PEDOPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELLFIRE TITS & DICKS SHITSLIDE FROG SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE STEVE BALLMER DOUCHEBAG CHAV PIECE OF SHIT COLGATE DIPSHIT CHIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JUSTIN BIEBER COCK DICKHEAD ASS SEX DAMN BITCH CHRISTHUMPER FUCKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ANAL DOODIE HEAD FLYING FUCK CUM FUCK OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK TRANNY ASS FASCIST CHINK ASS WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JACKASS TIT SPRINKLES JUSTIN BIEBER WANK SHITTY SPUNK DICKLICK FUCKHEAD WANKER DOUCHE DONGSHOVER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIPSHIT JIGGABOO ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTTFUCKER CUNT HO Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS and his BRITNEY of girraffes in which SHITSLIDE while reading about COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SUCK COCKS IN HELL! also


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