Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOUCHING neurochemical FUCK disorder TAFFY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CROTCH, sudden BALL SACK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FIST FUCK or MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I'LL RAPE YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SEMEN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHOAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLEVELAND STEAMER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS ARTIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK A DUCK FRITZ words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NI utterFUCKance of socially TITS objectionable words).
DARTH VADER Tourette's is SOD not to be FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE confused with JIGGABOO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FAGGOT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! random WANKSPLAT disorientation, culturally-DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHE language, CUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUMBASS I'LL RAPE YOU of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INCEST souvenir shoppes and massive TITS quantities POOPOO of ANAL DIABETES DIPSHIT garbage.
Darnit.
A DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Polite Note to the CHOAD KISSER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRAPPY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JENKEM article POMMIE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JERK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUTT PIRATE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers I WILL KILL YOU! swear. You can ARSEBADGERS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BEANER TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING A bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
- The main DIRTY SANCHEZ symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RECTUM RAIDER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHUFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SAND NIGGER knee JERK OFF NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is WIENER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOBSHITE school for FUCKHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become GOATSE manically depressed and SCUMBUCKET commit POLAK suicide.
- There is no ASSRAPING cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BALLS tics often have adverse KIDDY FIDDLER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FROG perodol" which caused my entire LAKE TITICACA body to go JERK OFF numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than MILF it is without the MASTURBATION drug.
I am an active member of a BULLSHIT tourette syndrome TURD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the SHITSLINGING public view of Tourettes as a "POLESMOKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BRUSH MA TEETH much much (hand spasms) more...
I am PIECE OF SHIT sorry for YOU WANKER "hi-jacking" your AUTOFELLATIO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BULLSHIT this that really GOD DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a TOWELHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOOK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOT HEAD, and making fun of a ABO horrible disorder is (not) JACKASS funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DONKEY DICK time.
Best JACK OFF regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “CROTCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply
As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries MEG leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.
Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen
P.S. BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Regards to Andrew PISS ARTIST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply
As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?
Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine CROTCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are COON and HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKSTAIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIGNOSE BAND WITH 4 BASTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AY-AY-AY HORSE! CROTCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CROTCH'S HOUSE
How TWAT to DANDELIONS cure BONER the CUNT Tourette's WIENER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment PISS OFF for STEVE BALLMER Tourette's DICK Syndrome MOCCASINS is HOMO following SLOPE these DONALD RUMSFELD rules SUCK MY DICK in WOODPECKERSHIT order:
- 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKER immature TRANNY little [expletive deleted] kids,
- 2: Count to EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM within NIGGER 10 GOBSHITEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your ASS LICKER MARGARET THATCHER AUTOFELLATIO nor FAGGOT talk,
- 4: Tell ANUSCAKE yourself you DICKWAD don't FENCE JUMPER have YUKKY DOODY this BALLS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WHITE RIGHTS WITH NASTY POMMIE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WINDOWS VISTA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the CROTCH last straw FUCKHEAD!
I fucking put SHAKOPEE' my comment at the TOP OF THE JERRY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNT the TOP OF ASSCRACK THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WIENER offensive. FUCKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ARSE people who try RAPE to battle NIGGER'ANAL that tight-ass GO HOME AND DIE 17-year-ASSHOLE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE it now, but someone said SHIT' SHIT FELLATIO'NIPPLES on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing suck my mothers matter. Plus there GRINGO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are MOTHERFUCKER articles SUCK A BIG DICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HADJI stuff. So ASS that means SHIT stop getting mad at the KIKE first part too and DUMBASS talking about the BITCH letter that it's DOUCHING mocking (what WANKER letter? I don't even know what PENIS the heck you're talking about). Adrian KIKE hi self NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! even made a really OH SHI– good point. "It's I'LL RAPE YOU nothing more DICKFACE from a head nod to a PISS knee tick". SHITE. Which I'll add TAMPON IN MY ASS onto DICKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSHAT suffer that BLOWJOB much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIPSHIT be, because if I were a TALK PAGES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUSSY hilarious. If you PISS ARTIST Want facts, go on CHICKEN SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HENTAI be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking BUGGER OFF article anyway.
BUGGER OFF NAZI ASS PICKANINNY MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! DAMN FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! VANITY PAGES ROCK
BUGFUCK BIRD SHIT JACKASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DILDO WIGGER BASTARD DOUCHETITS WALRUS SHIT FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS DICK DICKLICK TENTACLE RAPE BEAVER GOD DAMN SHAKOPEE OLD CHRIST OF A JACKASS SHIT INBRED CUNT CRAPPER PISS VANDALISM IS COOL CLUSTER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK PIG DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT LIMEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INDIA HAS NUKES DICKLICK BULLCRAP ASS AY-AY-AY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HEIL HITLER! GINGERBREAD INBRED PISS ARTIST PRICK CAMEL FUCKER PENIS CONAN O'BRIAN WOP REBECCA BLACK DUNE COON [Insert yet another person's name here] DICK BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITHEAD CRAP ON A STICK BUGFUCK HOSER TOWELHEAD GO HOME AND DIE JUSTIN BIEBER POLAK GIVING HEAD SEX DIPSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK MALL SANTA WANKSPLAT DAMMIT REDNECK BORDER HOPPER BASTARD NIGGER TRANNY HELL FELLATIO NIPPLES SHITE POOPY MALARKY TURD PEARL NECKLACE SHIT DYKE FELCHMONKEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK POLAK POOPOO WOODPECKERSHIT MILF CLEMEN BUGGER COON NIGGER TITS DUNE COON SHITTY LOLCAT HO HADJI CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CAMEL JOCKEY DONKEY DICK FEATURED SPUNK DICKFACE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK CC PLZ SEMPRINI MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING DOUCHE GREASER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUTTFUCKER SHITCOCK SHITE FELLATIO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH LICK PUSSY MALARKY PIGFUCKER GYPSY BASKETBALL FRIG CRAP SHIT FUCK YOU GOOK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD SOD OFF WALRUS SHIT DICK IN A BOX ARSEBADGERS FIST FUCK YOU SHITBALLS CC PLZ DAMN PORCH MONKEY TITS WOP WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKFACE NICARAGUA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FROG SEMEN PUSSY NIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! [expletive deleted] FAG EPIDIDYMIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITS GENITALIA REDSKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT CUNT SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER PIG ASSCRACK FRED PHELPS PORCH MONKEY TAFFY PISS OFF SHITSLIDE DICKHEAD DOG SHIT PAKI MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HENTAI TACO GOD BLESS AMERICA DONKEY PUNCHER HEIL HITLER! SOD CRAP CHICKEN SHIT BEANER COCK CUNT CRAPPER TRANNY SHIT PEEPEE RUSTY TROMBONE [expletive deleted] FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DAMN DOG SHIT AUTOFELLATIO TAMPON IN MY ASS BOOBIES DOG FUCKER POOPOO MOCCASINS HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER DOUCHETITS WANK FUCKSTAIN CLIT HOMO COLGATE FUCK OFF HELL GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT BRITNEY SCUMBUCKET MASTURBATION PORCH MONKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PEEPEE TITWANK LOLCAT DIPSHIT TITTYWANK YOU WANKER BITCH KIKE FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB BAT FUCK INSANE FROG PIG SHITHEAD JIGGABOO RAGHEAD SHITTY DIPSHIT ASS ASSCRACK SHITHEAD NAZI BONER DOUCHETITS HOMO NAZI FAGGOT SHITTY MOLDY TITS BOOBS URINE-GARGLING YOUR MOM SEX PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU SON OF A BITCH LONGCAT IS LONG NIGNOG YOGHURT CANNON FUCK YOU SHITE BULLSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT CROTCH BITCH TWAT CRAPFUCKER ABO CHALICE O CANADA WIKIPEDIA REDNECK CHIGGER ASSBANDIT CLIT ASSCRACK SEX CLEMEN GENITALIA BALL SACK DIRTY SANCHEZ SLOPE TESTICLE CHOKE PEEPEE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUTT-HEAD FALSE BENSON DICKWAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICK IN A BOX PIECE OF SHIT DAMMIT WIENER ASSHOLE DIPSHIT SEX SHIT PEDOPHILIA MALARKY WANK FUCKFACE EARS OF CHRIST NECROPHILIA TWAT ASSHOLE BOOBIES ASSRAPING CHIGGER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TITTIES FUCKSTAIN HITLER FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU I CAN AFFORD FOOD MACACA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN SPIC WANK MICK PISS suck my mothers RAT'S COCK ANAL REDNECK SON OF A BITCH CUNT BUGGER FUCKWIT BALL SACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WIGGER NICARAGUA DOT HEAD NECROPHILIA TURD SCUMBAG JUNGLE BUNNY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PEDOPHILIA NIGNOG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOT HEAD INCEST CAUCASIANS NEGRO SCROTUM REDSKIN DICKHEAD HELLFIRE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DYKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERRY MOLDY TITS SEX WANKER DICK FUCKING A TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! INBRED BATHING SUIT AREA NEGRO SOD OFF DAMN KAFFIR FUCKFACE O KURWA! REBECCA BLACK ASSCRACK POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST FUCKER FUCKWIT ASSCRACK DOUCHING BUTTFUCKER SHITCUNTING NAZI RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO FELCHMONKEY SHIT PISSHOLE ASS FASCIST TITS FUCK FUCK NUGGET DICKHEAD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLACK INCEST NIGGER TITS FUCKING JUMP! MOCCASINS BALL SACK FUCKFUCKFUCK DUMBASS I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS CROTCH PRICK CLUSTER FUCK DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE DICKHEAD TITWANK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FLYING FUCK MAMA MIA SON OF A BITCH BELLEND suck my mothers EPIDIDYMIS POO POO BLOWJOB TITWANK DAMN ASS CHUFF SHITCOCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WILLY WONKA FROG HELL SPICY CUNT FUCK GIVING HEAD QUEEF CAMEL FUCKER KAFFIR AY-AY-AY NIGNOG BOLLOCKS BUKKAKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON MONKEY BALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HOSER TITS BUKKAKE CONAN O'BRIAN SHITFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NIGGER NECROPHILIA RAT'S COCK PRICK PEDOPHILIA ARSE KAFFIR I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN SHIT NIGGER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FENCE JUMPER SHITBALLS TESTICLE CHOKE VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GREASER DOUCHE CROTCH WANK FUCKSTAIN THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! ASSCRACK COCK SHITFUCKER GRIS TURD BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER YID DOG FUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! POLACK FENCE JUMPER BELLEND JOHNNY DIRTY SANCHEZ WOP ASSHAT OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA MICK AMERICA ONLINE FUCKSTAIN BUTT-HEAD ASSHOLE POOPY ASSRAMMER CUNT OH SHI– BITCH ASSHOLE SNUFF PORN EAT MY SHIT! FRENCH TICKLER DOG FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHEBAG NAZI INBRED FRITZ TAFFY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DICKHEAD DOUCHE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NORTH KOREA DICKFACE SPUNK RECTUM RAIDER JOHNNY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITE PENISBIRD MARGARET THATCHER DAMN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BENCH PRESS COCK FELCHMONKEY ABO BIGNOSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WIGGER EAT MY SHIT! JUMPING JESUS!!! GENITALIA COMMUNIST DILDO BASTARD JERK OFF ASSWIPE TITTYWANK PUSSY DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKER MAMA MIA BITCH RIGHTS COCKSMOKER PISS BUKKAKE PORCH MONKEY POMMIE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER YOUR MOM TOSSER DIPSHIT WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT CRAPPY FUCK HYPERINFLATION FEMADOM CHENEY RAPE DYKE CHOAD POOPOO ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! CUNT CUM NIGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TURD TAFFY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FEMADOM DOUCHEBAG BITCH HOSER FELLATIO SON OF A BITCH CUNNILINGUS IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! SHITE DICK TITS MAMA MIA SAND NIGGER DYKE ASSRAPING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT [expletive deleted] FUCKER FUCKING A CUNT DOODIE HEAD DOUCHE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK NUGGET FUCKER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LOGJAMMER INBRED GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD PICKANINNY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT SHITSLINGING DOT HEAD DAMMIT SPIC FEMADOM TURD SHITSLINGING CHOAD ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHUFF KNOBJOCKEY DAMN ARSE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JOHN ELWAY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS NIPPLES JENKEM ABO BELLEND HELL ASS SHIT CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SOD OFF NIGGER TITS CONDOMS CHICKEN SHIT HOT GRITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING JUMP! CUNT ASSHAT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOTHERFUCKER AY-AY-AY MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT GANGBANG FELLATIO DAMN IT DICKFACE DUMBASS BALLS TAMPONS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TIMBER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER HELL ASS DOUCHE NAZI SHITTY NIGGER DICKFACE BITCH GRINGO BITCH WANK RAT'S COCK HELL RAT'S COCK HELL PISS OFF FOUR-EYES GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH CANDY HELL FUCKWIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DICKWAD CHRISTHUMPER BULLSHIT TITS CUM SHITTY PISS ARTIST QUEEF JUNGLE BUNNY ASS DIPSHIT HELL PISS ARTIST ART METAL PRODUCTS LAKE TITICACA HELL DICKFACE DAMN GOD DAMN TITS MOLDY TITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CRACKER FUCK TWISTY VAGINA SHITFACE DONKEY PUNCHER TACO CROTCH BALLS SHITHEAD GOD DAMN FUCK PISS ARTIST KAFFIR CLEMEN PISS ARTIST NIGNOG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PANCHEN LAMA SEX DOUCHING CLUSTER FUCK FAGGOT DICKFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOD DAMMIT I WILL KILL YOU! JOHN ELWAY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GENITALIA BONG SHITCUNTING RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN JAP BELLEND FUCKHEAD DICKFACE BOOBS CUNTRAG MILF HORSE SHIT GOAT DICK TRANNY REDSKIN HITLER DICKHEAD NI SHITFACE WANK FUCKTARD MAMA MIA NIGNOG JACK ABRAMOFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CLUSTER FUCK BLUMPKIN AUTOFELLATIO GOBSHITE JACKASS PISS OFF DICKHEAD DAMN YOU WANKER BONER FUCKHEAD FRIG SAND NIGGER CUM CRACKER CHENEY GOBSHITE DICKLICK ORGASM FRED PHELPS HAIL SATAN! SCROTUM TWO-INCH PENIS YOUR MOM PIECE OF SHIT BITCH O CANADA VAGINA SHITHEAD LOGJAMMER GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE BOLLOCKS QUEEF DICKHEAD FUCK ASSCRACK JAP AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! SEMEN NIGNOG AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FROG BONER FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER DAMMIT BASKETBALL HOOP CHICKEN SHIT BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS THIS IS SPARTA! SHITFUCKER PRICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WEHATEMARIO DAMN CUNT INBRED FROG SHITTY COMMUNIST DILDO SHITE GOBSHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD SUGARTITS BOB SAGET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHOLE PISS SUCK MY COCK BOB SAGET ASSCRACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAT'S ASS PISS UP MY ARSE HELLFIRE FELCHMONKEY CHOAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON KRAUT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SUCK MY COCK DOUCHING FUCKING MOCCASINS PISS OFF SHIT FUCKING JERK OFF RUSKIE DIPSHIT KRAUT ASSFACE CUNTRAG BOB SAGET ASSWIPE ASSCRACK DICKHEAD CUNT AMERICAN SPELLING GOOK SON OF A BITCH FUCK FRIG CLEMEN MONKEY SHIT DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy RUSTY TROMBONE INBRED TITS FAGGOT GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITE TWO-INCH PENIS GOD DAMMIT RAPE VAGINA NEGRO MOCCASINS ARSE DAMN WANK BITCH PISS ARTIST PEDOPHILIA I RAPE WALRUSES! 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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCKHEAD and with the BASTARD and his BRITNEY of girraffes in which PICKANINNY while reading about DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DAMN IT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- TAMPONS
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DICKLICK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its GANGBANG subject. If you do not find it funny TURD, it is probably because you are an INBRED HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. NICARAGUA If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WANKER joke loses its humour BUGFUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so D'OH ignorant, then you wouldn't have ASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! KIDDY FIDDLER DAMN IT ASSCRACK BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST!!!!!I <3 COCK |
