Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ANAL'RAT'S COCK'GENITALIA'CHRIST OF TABERNACLE'DOG FUCKER'CRAPMUNCHER'SON OF A BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DOUCHEBAG look at the CUNT talk page of this TWO-INCH PENIS article for notes or discussion before NIGGER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder POMMIE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden MONKEY SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JERK OFF or FELCHING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WOP way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POMMIE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSRAPING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PUSSY MONKEY'S UNCLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHOLE utterFUCKance of socially CONDOMS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TIT DIRT television programs to address FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's syndrome.

CROTCH Tourette's is HELL not to be VENEREAL DISEASE confused with WANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING A chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random PENIS ON A STICK disorientation, culturally-RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MARCH OF FLAMES DILDO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! quantities JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK of ANAL DIABETES SHITBALLS garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the SHITBALLS Author:

The GOD DAMMIT Tourette's JACKASS Research Institute was WANKSPLAT founded to POMMIE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article O CANADA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAGO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOUCHEBAG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourrette's sufferers EAT MY SHIT! swear. You can CAMEL JOCKEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWO-INCH PENIS TV, for always focusing on the BUGFUCK bad side of a terrible CONDOMS thing.
• The main O CANADA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DUNE COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCUMBAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FIST FUCK knee MICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GARBAGE DAY! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PEEPEE school for WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING A sufferers to become ASSWIPE manically depressed and RAGHEAD commit WIGGER suicide.
• There is no FUCKING FUCKFUCKER cure, and the JELLY BEANS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT tics often have adverse FLYING RAT'S ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire BULLSHIT body to go FUCKWIT numb and AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the DAMNATION drug.

I am an active member of a RECTUM RAIDER tourette syndrome WIENER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PENISFUCK the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD public view of Tourettes as a "CARPET MUNCHER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK YOU much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS sorry for DICKFACE "hi-jacking" your PISS ARTIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHOAD this that really FRAK annoys me. I am working towards a VAGINA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUM, and making fun of a FU SPANG horrible disorder is (not) ASSHAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN IT time.

Best SHITHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TAMPONS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As TIENANMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. DICKFACE Regards to Andrew ORGASM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The FUCKING A bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you CARPET MUNCHER want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FRIG saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOATSE and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WIENER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOD DAMN BAND WITH 4 ARSE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKTARD HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How BAT FUCK INSANE to GIVING HEAD cure EAT MY SHIT! the BULLSHIT Tourette's MONKEY'S UNCLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCUMBAG for SAMUEL L. JACKSON Tourette's HADJI Syndrome GENITALIA is DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! following JACK OFF these HELL rules FUCK in ANAL DIABETES order:

• 1: Avoid PUSSYLICKER immature DAMN IT little BIRD IN THE HOUSE kids,
• 2: Count to CUNTSWILLING within MONKEY SHIT 10 TAMPONSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUGFUCK SHITE SHITSLINGING nor FRITZ talk,
• 4: Tell SUCK MY DICK yourself you SCUMBAG don't DICK CHICKEN have PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS this SHITHEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE WITH NASTY SCUMBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FIST FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw TITMOUSE!

I fucking put CROTCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE CRACKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BALL SACK the TOP OF PEDOPHILIA THIS RAT'S ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HEIL HITLER! offensive. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FALSE BENSON people who try BLUE PENIS! to battle MOTHERFUCKER'SHITFUCKER that tight-ass BELLEND 17-year-NEOPETS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HORSE SHIT it now, but someone said SOD' GOATSE PISS'CHOAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PUSSY is a laughing DICKHEAD matter. Plus there ASSFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MILF Uncyclopedia, there are DICK TITS articles FUCKFUCKFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SPICY CUNT FUCK stuff. So WIENER that means SHITE stop getting mad at the HELLFIRE first part too and PUSSYLICKER talking about the BITCH letter that it's HELL mocking (what HORSE SHIT letter? I don't even know what COON the heck you're talking about). Adrian TURD hi self SHUT UP, MEG! even made a really BITCH good point. "It's HITLER nothing more CLEVELAND STEAMER from a head nod to a ASSFACE knee tick". GOD DAMMIT. Which I'll add CROTCH onto FUCKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSBANDIT suffer that DOG SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JOHN SMILEY FACE be, because if I were a SHITTY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN IT hilarious. If you PISS Want facts, go on BASTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITHEAD be offended, don't read JUNGLE BUNNY the freaking FUCKFUCKFUCK article anyway.

NEGRO MASTURBATION SHIT DUMBASS DICKHEAD ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER BENSON SUCKS NI PENIS

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JACKSON TITS & DICKS ASS GOOK FUCKER DOUCHING DYKE INBRED FRED PHELPS SHITE DYKE REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BOOBS GIVING HEAD MARGARET THATCHER LOLLIPOPS SPUNK GRIS DAMN IT CC PLZ ASS SPIC KIKE BIRD SHIT BALLS EUROIPODS SHIT ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WALRUS SHIT TITS CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY DICK SHITE KRAUT DAMN VAGINA PISSHOLE DONKEY DICK JERK OFF DAMMIT FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BRITNEY GOATSE SAMUEL L. JACKSON WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT BULLSHIT CUNT LAPPER CHICKEN SHIT SHAKOPEE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CONDOMS WIGGER HORSE SHIT ROSES BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG POLACK MASTURBATION GOD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ VAGINA TAFFY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RAPE DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMN PIG DYKE BUGFUCK CARPET MUNCHER CUNTYMINTS JOHNNY AUTOFELLATIO DAGO CLEMEN JACKASS SHIT YOU WANKER BUGGER SCROTUM RAT'S ASS CONDOMS CHICKEN SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SUCK MY COCK PUSSY CLEMEN FRED PHELPS FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITFUCKER DICK FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT SHITPISSER HELL BELGIUM WINDOWS VISTA POMMIE HELLFIRE CAPTAIN CRUNCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOOBS TWAT SMEG COCKGOBLIN CUM ASS SHIT CUNT SOD HADJI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUKKAKE BULLSHIT CRAPFUCKER DAMN IT BUGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOCKIE FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMMIT TITS BUGGER FUCKBAG PISS WANKER BITCH WANK FUCKER DOUCHEBAG I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY CUNT SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN FELCHING SHITFUCKER DOT HEAD DAMMIT ASS FEWMETS CUNNILINGUS ASS DILDO 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 NAZI HADJI MOLDY TITS FELCHING DOUCHETITS FUCKWIT SCROTUM DAMN SHITBALLS QUEEF WANK BIGNOSE WETBACK POOPY DAGO CLEMEN SHIT JENKEM GOBSHITE COCKSMOKER DOUCHING PISS OFF BITCH HELL CUNT CRAPPER ASSHAT GOOK JAP BENSON SUCKS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NAZI GOD DAMN POMMIE COCKSUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY TURD PUSSY GARBAGE DAY! CLEMEN CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG STEVE BALLMER KIKE URINE-GARGLING SUCK MY COCK DICK BALL SACK CUNT BITCH DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER POLESMOKER HONKY TITS FUCK GOOK TITTYWANK CROTCH SHITE DAMN PEARL NECKLACE FRED PHELPS WALRUS SHIT CHIGGER RAT'S COCK YOUR MOM PUSSY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GREASER JERK OFF WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHICKEN SHIT SHIT DOUCHE NAZI SAGGY TITS NIGGER FUCK YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TITTIES DICKFACE ASSHOLE NECROPHILIA SHITTY CHOAD KISSER CRACKER MONKEY SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK FUCKSTAIN SHITTY CHENEY BITCH CRAPPY KNOBJOCKEY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT CANNED QUOTES CRACKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GYPSY FUCKING JUMP! BUTT PIRATE KRAUT SHITTY FUCKSTAIN NI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOSER PISS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOCCASINS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSCRACK BLISTERING BARNACLES NIGGER RAT'S ASS DICK TITS SHIT BUGGER OFF JACK ABRAMOFF DAMMIT POMMIE RAPE DAMNATION DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT LIKE A HORSE BEAVER NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT JENKEM DAMN IT MOCKIE ASSRAPING SHAKOPEE BASTARD JACKASS DIPSHIT DICK SCUMBAG WHORE ALEX TREBEK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BIRD SHIT PENIS SCUMBAG WOMEN'S RIGHTS GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER HELLFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUDGEPACKER SHIT BOLLOCKS CUNTBUCKET SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN TWO-INCH PENIS ASSHOLE TITTIES FUCKING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT GENITALIA WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN JIZZ WANK BAT FUCK INSANE BULLSHIT DICKLICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK CHOAD KISSER DAMMIT FUCK YOU POOPY TRANNY TWO-INCH PENIS AUTOFELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKTARD CONDOMS BUNG-HOLE FUCKSTAIN GYPSY SCROTUM BLUMPKIN BITCH NECROPHILIA CUNT ASS CHUFF FUCKTARD HORSE PENIS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITHEAD YOU WANKER FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE FUCKER TITS & DICKS FUCK TWO-INCH PENIS JERK OFF ASS TITTIES FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GENITALIA JESSE McCARTNEY SCROTUM DICK CHICKEN CONAN O'BRIAN BULLSHIT JERRY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSFACE NIGGER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSWIPE ARSE TITWANK CROTCH PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER SEX SPUNK JACKASS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN HELL NIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA MONKEY SHIT GANGBANG FUCKBAG PISS ARTIST GARBAGE DAY! DICKHEAD ALEX TREBEK BASTARD SHITSLINGING JESSE McCARTNEY DOG SHIT CHOAD ASSFACE SCROTUM SOD SHIT LET'S SHIT JACKASS REDSKIN WANK BORDER HOPPER FELCHMONKEY CUNT JACKASS CHIGGER SPIC BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK A DUCK JIZZ DICKFACE RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SAND NIGGER BOOBIES FASHION BUG YID CUNTRAG PISS ARTIST PISS AUTOFELLATIO DICKLICK JACKASS WOODPECKERSHIT DIPSHIT THONG TASTER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER PUSSY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GARBAGE DAY! SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSHAT and with the BOOBIES and his SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH of girraffes in which WIENER while reading about BIG FOOT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOUCHE NAZI also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FLYING RAT'S ASS