Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DUMBASS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a HI, BILLY MAYS HERE article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BAT FUCK INSANE, sudden BAT FUCK INSANE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK TITS or PORCH MONKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ORGASM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GENITALIA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSWIPE JIZZ words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANKER utterFUCKance of socially SHITTY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HO television programs to address SHITFACE Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKWIT Tourette's is DAMN IT not to be PIG confused with RECTUM RAIDER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FREEDOM OF SPEECH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTY random SHIT disorientation, culturally-CHINK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local D'OH language, RAPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PUSSY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSTUFFER souvenir shoppes and massive GENITALIA quantities BOOBIES of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A OLD CHRIST OF A Polite Note to the I WILL KILL YOU! Author:

The DICK CHICKEN Tourette's CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Research Institute was COCKING FUCKBOROUGH founded to FUCKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF SHIT article ASSCRACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JAP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourrette's sufferers YOU WANKER swear. You can PROLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the BOLLOCKS bad side of a terrible FELCHING thing.
The main WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CONDOMS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BLISTERING BARNACLES knee SHITHEAD NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is PORCUPINE'S BALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NICARAGUA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BULLCRAP school for CHUFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become BUTTFUCKER manically depressed and FRENCH TICKLER commit JACK OFF suicide.
There is no ASSRAMMER cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! tics often have adverse TWAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JUMPING JESUS!!! perodol" which caused my entire POLESMOKER body to go SUCK MY DICK numb and FUCK YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than BEANER it is without the CHIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a FUDGEPACKER tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JUSTIN BIEBER the SACRAMENTO public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POWERSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CC PLZ sorry for TITS & DICKS "hi-jacking" your FRENCH TICKLER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I WILL KILL YOU! this that really PENIS annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTBUCKET better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this [Insert stupid word you just made up here] article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) SUCK MY DICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SUGARTITS time.

Best JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not PRINCE PHILIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. FELCHING Regards to Andrew DOUCHE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The VAGINA bastard who wrote this article. You can PORCUPINE'S BALLS punch him if you RAT'S ASS want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my AUTOFELLATIO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BAT FUCK INSANE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SUCK COCKS IN HELL! and FUCKWIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FLAMING ASS BADGER BAND WITH 4 CHUFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! BAT FUCK INSANE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BAT FUCK INSANE'S HOUSE

How HITLER to JESUS FUCKING CHRIST cure GOD DAMN the PISS Tourette's HORSE PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CRACKER for PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette's FUCK Syndrome CHIGGER is BUGGER following ASS these COMMUNIST DILDO rules ASSWIPE in BUKKAKE order:

1: Avoid POLAK immature NORTH KOREA little SHIT LIKE A HORSE kids,
2: Count to COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT within JOHN ELWAY 10 REDSKINseconds,
3: Do not open your O CANADA DUMBASS PUSSYLICKER nor DAMN talk,
4: Tell GRUE RAPE yourself you CHAV don't ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP have GIVING HEAD this HEIL HITLER! disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKLICK WITH NASTY BUTTFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BAT FUCK INSANE last straw O KURWA!!

I fucking put HELL' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BELLEND the TOP OF JOHN ELWAY THIS 666 ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. HO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I WILL END YOU! people who try JAP to battle TAFFY'CONDOMS that tight-ass DAMN 17-year-TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WALRUS SHIT it now, but someone said NAZI' DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH'INBRED on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HADJI is a laughing TIMBER NIGGER matter. Plus there ASSHAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YOU WANKER Uncyclopedia, there are TWAT articles DOODIE HEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHOAD stuff. So DICKHEAD that means SHITFACE stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and MAMA MIA talking about the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA letter that it's JACKASS mocking (what COCKGOBLIN letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSRAPING hi self YOU WANKER even made a really HORSE SHIT good point. "It's OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! nothing more INJUN from a head nod to a YOU WANKER knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add SHITFACE onto SHUT UP, MEG! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YID suffer that COMMUNION WAFER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITCOCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE be, because if I were a DUMBASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT LAPPER hilarious. If you BOLLOCKS Want facts, go on FUCKSTAIN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BALLS be offended, don't read DOUGHNUT PUNCHER the freaking FELLATIO article anyway.

FUCKSTAIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RANDY TRAVIS ASSHAT TAFFY CC PLZ COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUGFUCK DAMN IT SHITHEAD

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WETBACK MACACA CLUSTERFUCK HELL SHITE PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU SHITCOCK SHITFUCKER FREEDOM OF SPEECH JIZZ CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTSWILLING CUNT FAG ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK GRAPE PENIS TWISTY VAGINA suck my mothers SCROTUM COCKGOBLIN SUCK MY DICK REDSKIN FUCK NUGGET YOUR MOM BULLSHIT BULLSHIT PAKI ASSCRACK FUCK SOD OFF ARSEBADGERS FUCK OFF ASSBANDIT FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TOSSER BUKKAKE BORDER HOPPER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NICARAGUA ASSCRACK ARSEBADGERS BASTARD WIKIPEDIA BASTARD KIKE TIMBER NIGGER BITCH DYKE FAG ASSFACE ASS FASCIST BALL SACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NAZI BUDDHISM CUNNILINGUS SWIMMING POOL WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITE BITCH FUCK WETBACK CAMEL JOCKEY CAMEL JOCKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES DIPSHIT RUSKIE SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY MALARKY INJUN BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK OFF SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISS ARTIST BITCH GOD DAMN SHITCUNTING TWAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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ASSFACE BOLLOCKS KIKE CUNT SHITTY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAGHEAD CUNT BUGGER BRITNEY BUGGER KIKE CLUSTERFUCK INCEST SCROTUM KNOBJOCKEY SHITTY SHITFACE SHIT SLOPE COON FUCKING SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER PISSHOLE RAPE CRAPPY GREASER FEWMETS CUNT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOTHERFUCKER PRICK SACRAMENTO SPIC HO COLGATE CLIT OH SHI– SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIPSHIT MARGARET THATCHER CUNTBUCKET RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF BUNG-HOLE SEX ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BIRD SHIT SHIT BUTTFUCKER GENITALIA ASS JACKASS SHIT CRAPPY TITS PISS UP MY ARSE TITS HONKY CUNT ASSFACE PISS OFF MY ASS BULLSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE CROTCH PUSSY KIKE NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER DICK CHICKEN FUCKHEAD POMMIE BEAVER BOON SHITTY SHITFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS INCEST JACKASS SHITPISSER WIENER TWAT SCUMBAG GRUE RAPE JESSE McCARTNEY CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT GOATSE PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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VAGINA ASSHOLE DICK CHICKEN COCK NECROPHILIA CHOAD BOOBS LET'S SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKING JUMP! FLYING RAT'S ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PICKANINNY CHICKEN SHIT RAGHEAD JERK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT GRINGO SEMEN RAT'S COCK HONKY CLIT SOD BRUSH MA TEETH POTTYMOUTH JAP FUCK OFF GOD DAMN DICKHEAD BULLSHIT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE INBRED BIGNOSE NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS SHITPISSER DONKEY DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BUGGER FROG'S FAT ASS ARSEBADGERS PEEPEE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! CRAP ON A STICK JACKASS SHIT Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKLICK and with the SCUMBAG and his WARNER MUSIC GROUP of girraffes in which NIGGER TITS while reading about KNOBJOCKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING JUMP! also


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