Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BALL SACK'FLYING FUCK'HELL'[Insert swear here]'MOTHERFUCKER'DICKLICK'DOUCHETITS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOUCHEBAG neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMN, sudden MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or BENCH PRESS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWIPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA AY-AY-AY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSCRACK utterFUCKance of socially DELICIOUS CAKE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKING television programs to address SHITTY Tourette's syndrome.

PISS Tourette's is SPUNK not to be ORGASM confused with PISS OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS random CLIT disorientation, culturally-MOCKIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth VAGINA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YID language, P'KANG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSHAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive REBECCA BLACK quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES PISS UP MY ARSE garbage.

Darnit.

A LENS CRAFTERS Polite Note to the FELCHING Author:

The DILDO Tourette's CAUCASIANS Research Institute was WANK founded to PUSSY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA article CC PLZ funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BLOWJOB changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITSLINGING Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TWAT Tourrette's sufferers FEMADOM swear. You can PORCUPINE'S BALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame [Insert swear here] TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible DAMNATION thing.
• The main SPUNK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GANGBANG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSCRACK knee BELLEND NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BOB SAGET no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BALLS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HORSE PENIS school for PUSSY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANK sufferers to become O KURWA! manically depressed and CUNT commit PEEPEE suicide.
• There is no BALLS cure, and the NIPPLES drugs that are available to, "calm" the MONKEY SHIT tics often have adverse LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FIST FUCK perodol" which caused my entire DUMBASS body to go SHITHEAD numb and FRIG basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIGNOG it is without the DICKHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a NECROPHILIA tourette syndrome DICKLICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHOAD KISSER the FIRECROTCH public view of Tourettes as a "BAD MOTHERFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PUSSY sorry for NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CAMEL FUCKER this that really MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE annoys me. I am working towards a COCKSUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PRICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a ASSWIPE horrible disorder is (not) NORTH KOREA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITFACE time.

Best HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “O CANADA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. EXTRA LONG PENIS Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The FUCK YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can BUTT PIRATE punch him if you FLYING RAT'S ASS want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE HAS AIDS white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POMMIE saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my INBRED intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOM DeLUISE and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS ARTIST BAND WITH 4 BASTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SOD HORSE! GOD DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMN'S HOUSE

How DICKWAD to YOU WANKER cure TOTAL the JIZZ Tourette's TRANNY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POO POO BLOWJOB for SCROTUM Tourette's BOOBS Syndrome TWAT is JACKASS SHIT following GOD DAMMIT these DAMN rules I WILL END YOU! in STEVE BALLMER order:

• 1: Avoid LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! immature HOSER little BASTARD kids,
• 2: Count to ANAL within BEAVER 10 MAMA MIAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS CAMEL FUCKER nor 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell YID yourself you BALLS don't PENIS have GOD DAMMIT this RICK MORANIS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOD DAMN WITH NASTY PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMN last straw FIRECROTCH!

I fucking put [expletive deleted]' my comment at the TOP OF THE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF PISS THIS COCKSMOKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITHEAD offensive. CUM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHICKEN SHIT people who try MOCKIE to battle DOUCHING'CRAP that tight-ass PIGFUCKER 17-year-NORTH KOREA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MACACA it now, but someone said WHITE RIGHTS' TIT SPRINKLES RAT'S ASS'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CROTCH is a laughing PISS ARTIST matter. Plus there DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on LOGJAMMER Uncyclopedia, there are TURD articles NIGGER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK YOU stuff. So CUNT that means RIGHTS stop getting mad at the BUKKAKE first part too and FUCK talking about the TITTIES letter that it's GOD DAMMIT mocking (what CHING CHONG CHINK letter? I don't even know what MOLDY TITS the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHICKEN SHIT hi self SHITSLINGING even made a really POLESMOKER good point. "It's LET'S SHIT nothing more LAKE TITICACA from a head nod to a NORTH KOREA knee tick". WEHATEMARIO. Which I'll add DOUCHING onto BENSON SUCKS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MACACA suffer that FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNTRAG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHOAD be, because if I were a SON OF A BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAT'S COCK hilarious. If you KIKE Want facts, go on PECKERHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NORTH KOREA be offended, don't read GOD DAMMIT the freaking BITCH article anyway.

CANNED QUOTE CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT WOP SHITFACE SHITSLIDE CROTCH FUCKSTAIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON

FUCK YOU ASS BITCH FUCK OFF CANNED QUOTE BORDER HOPPER FLYING FUCK CUNTRAG POLACK FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNT CRAPPER LET'S SHIT COCK HO DARTH VADER SHITCUNTING DAMMIT GOATSE GRAPE PENIS BOOBS FUCK YOU FUCK NUGGET NIPPLES TAFFY GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES FUCKFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS BUGGER OFF FLYING FUCK FEWMETS CRACKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING PISS POMMIE DOG SHIT FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS BRITNEY BITCH CUNTRAG FLUFFY CLOUD GIVING HEAD DILDO BALL SACK ON CRACK FUCKSTAIN SEMEN COCK BASTARD ASS NIGNOG CLUSTERFUCK DICK IN A BOX CUNT CUNT DICKHEAD SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO DICKLICK TACO FUCKHEAD MALL SANTA HEIL HITLER! DEVELOPERS! DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE HONKY RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK YOU TITTYWANK JACKASS LET'S SHIT BOOBIES FUDGEPACKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SMEG CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A CLUSTERFUCK CRACKER YID TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSFACE CUM I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BITCH TIMBER NIGGER BUGGER BALLS NIGGER FUCK YOU NEGRO SEX ASS LICKER SHITHEAD YOU WANKER THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CLUSTERFUCK HO WANKER POOPY ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO JERK OFF FUCKING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MALL SANTA SCUMBUCKET BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FRITZ SHITFACE DAMNATION PRICK COCK DAMN COLGATE ASS FASCIST FUCK GENITALIA WILLY WONKA WOP SHIT LOGJAMMER FUCKHEAD BITCH MOCCASINS INBRED PISS TITS & DICKS FROG FUCK TITS FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST FUCKER SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS POMMIE PUSSYLICKER CUNT JAP ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FROG FUCK YOU DAGO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING A ASS LICKER CUNT TITTIES WANK ASSHAT NEGRO PUSSY CRAPMUNCHER ASSCRACK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SON OF A BITCH FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU CRAP JESSE McCARTNEY MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS FUCKING A PISS CUNNILINGUS SPANK THE MONKEY pen0r FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITCUNTING TWAT EPIDIDYMIS PISS OFF SHIT BUTTFUCKER POTTYMOUTH BRITNEY DICK TITS DAMN JIGGABOO CLEVELAND STEAMER BIG FOOT BUKKAKE ASS BULLSHIT BASTARD DUMBASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS INBRED GYPSY DUNE COON CLUSTERFUCK BLUMPKIN ORGASM NECROPHILIA SEX BALL SACK SHUT UP, MEG! WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT GOBSHITE ARSE ASSHOLE ARSE DICK IN A BOX ASS WIGGER ASSHOLE BALLS JACKASS INBRED [expletive deleted] BASTARD PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA CUNT DAMN IT RAT'S ASS WANK RAPE COON GOBSHITE DIPSHIT FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT SOD OFF CUNTRAG DICK SON OF A BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ORGASM TOWELHEAD BIGNOSE FUCKFACE ASSCRACK I DON'T HAVE AIDS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TURD JAP DONKEY DICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WANK CROTCH BITCH HOMO SON OF A BITCH REDSKIN WOP BALLS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHOAD WANK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JERRY BONER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GO HOME AND DIE JIGGABOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! FUCK YOU OH SHI– CHIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? LET'S SHIT BUTTFUCKER ARSE INJUN FUCKBAG DICK JERK OFF BONER ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NEGRO SPANK THE MONKEY SHITSKIN SHITHEAD YOU WANKER DEVELOPERS! SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD JERK OFF SPANK THE MONKEY SPUNK VAGINA SLOPE FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FUCKING JUMP! SALISBURY pen0r DOUCHEBAG JUNGLE BUNNY INCEST FUCK MASTURBATION TWO-INCH PENIS ARSE BITCH FUCKTARD PUNANI GYPSY BULLSHIT DELICIOUS CAKE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF MY ASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITFACE I WILL KILL YOU! KAFFIR RANDY TRAVIS BLUMPKIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT CHIGGER CAMEL FUCKER FUCKTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSLINGING FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHOLE GENITALIA ASS CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST DONKEY DICK DAMN IT DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK CUNT GO HOME AND DIE FUCK SWIMMING POOL DAMN FUCKTARD DAMN ASS YOU WANKER DAMN PENISBIRD PIECE OF SHIT PISS CRAP ON A STICK FELCHING BUGGER JACKASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HADJI CUNT SEMEN FUCKFACE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 I WILL END YOU! FUCKHEAD SEX TAFFY JESSE McCARTNEY TAMPON IN MY ASS HADJI ORGASM CLEMEN I WILL END YOU! CRAP SUCK A BIG DICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HORSE SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS FUCKWIT FUCKFACE FUCK MICK SHITE ASSWIPE PEARL NECKLACE TWISTY VAGINA FUCKTARD PENIS RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER GOOK INCEST GREASER RAGHEAD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK [expletive deleted] FUCK AAAAAAAAA! WIGGER LICK PUSSY ASSHOLE BUGGER OFF BONG CROTCH ASSFACE FUCKWIT PAKI MARGARET THATCHER BALLS EMO FUCK RAT'S ASS WANK BITCH KIKE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CROTCH TIT SPRINKLES SCROTUM BANGKOK WANK FUCKTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITBALLS FUCKWIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNT BITCH WANK SUNSHINE BOB SAGET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TRANNY TRANNY HENTAI CARPET MUNCHER DAMN CUNT FEWMETS CRAP CRAP FIST FUCK SHITFACE VAGINA DOUCHETITS TIMBER NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK WIENER SHITTY JUSTIN BIEBER JACKASS GANGBANG DOG SHIT WIKIPEDIA RULES JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WINDOWS VISTA BONG ASS [Insert swear here] WOODPECKERSHIT KIKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO BOOBIES POOPY WIGGER FUCKBAG SHIT HADJI COCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FLYING FUCK ALF FUCKING A POLACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKLICK ASSWIPE INBRED LIKE FATHER LIKE SON YOU WANKER FUCK YOU CHOAD SCROTUM ASS LICKER WIENER DOUCHING MONKEY SHIT CUM PISS YID ASSBANDIT TAMPON IN MY ASS JENKEM JERK OFF WINDOWS VISTA FROG RAT'S COCK JUNGLE BUNNY NECROPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE ABO FUCKHEAD GENITALIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKER CHAV DICK IN A BOX HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT FEWMETS CUNT GO HOME AND DIE CUNT CRAPPER TRANNY HELL COCK DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SPIC FLAMING ASS BADGER KAFFIR HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAP JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WILLY WONKA WANK FAGGOT FUCK YOU FUCKFACE FIRECROTCH BOOBIES MOCCASINS TITTYWANK WALRUS SHIT FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS RAT'S COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK DIPSHIT SHITPISSER JOHNNY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FIRECROTCH SUCK MY DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHOAD FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUNE COON NEGRO BOB SAGET PISS ARTIST CUNT LAPPER VENEREAL DISEASE PENISBIRD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FRIG FUCKSTAIN COCK SMEG DICK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE BOOBIES VOTE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BATHING SUIT AREA LICK PUSSY SHITPISSER ART METAL PRODUCTS AY-AY-AY JENKEM INBRED JACKASS DICKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSCRACK DAMMIT YOU WANKER ART METAL PRODUCTS REDNECK COLGATE FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA WANKSPLAT FUCKFACE CUNT SHITSLINGING REDSKIN MONKEY'S UNCLE I WILL KILL YOU! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I DON'T HAVE AIDS ASSHOLE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PORCH MONKEY MONKEY SHIT COCK PEDOPHILIA TAMPONS SAND NIGGER POMMIE TWAT BELLEND AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELL DICKHEAD GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JACK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WANK FUCKING ASSWIPE CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOBSHITE DIPSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK OFF SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! PUSSY DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CRAP PIECE OF SHIT DARTH VADER CHOAD KISSER CRAPMUNCHER LOGJAMMER SEX BOYCOTT VIACOM! FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK WANK MONKEY BALLS SUCK MY COCK DUMBASS FUCKFACE FUCK ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFACE BITCH PAKI FIST FUCK NECROPHILIA PENIS SHITSLINGING CUNT SHITFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK RUSKIE BOON DICK FAGGOT MACACA FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK JERK OFF CUNT COCK UNICORNS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CHRISTHUMPER JESSE McCARTNEY DONKEY DICK CUM CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS ORGASM MICK EMO FUCK YOU GANGBANG BITCH COCKSMOKER BUGGER OFF CUNT BUTT PIRATE NECROPHILIA DAMN YOU WANKER NIGGER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE WANK WETBACK DONKEY DICK COON CHICKEN SHIT FUCK BUGGER RAPE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD FIRECROTCH BITCH SPIC CUNTSWILLING GOOK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS CAMEL JOCKEY ASS WANK DIPSHIT BUKKAKE TWAT BENCH PRESS SHITSLINGING HORSE PENIS FELLATIO NIGGER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN GOD DAMN HAIL SATAN! BUGFUCK OSTRICH MY ASS QUEEF WIENER POMMIE PUSSY SHIT BLOWJOB CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM COLGATE POLESMOKER WETBACK HAIL SATAN! JIGGABOO DOG FUCKER MOCCASINS SCROTUM PORCH MONKEY TITS PUSSYLICKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCK RAT'S ASS SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TRANNY JUSTIN BIEBER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SUCK MY COCK DAMNATION NIGNOG NIGGER ASSWIPE PENISFUCK CUNT FAGGOT CHAV JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU RAPE I WILL KILL YOU! DICKWAD HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTTFUCKER [expletive deleted] PIG GENITALIA BUTT-HEAD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TAMPONS BOB SAGET NAZI CUM WANK AUTOFELLATIO SLOPE FRAK TWAT MAMA MIA ASSHOLE ARSE GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU GREASER OSTRICH MY ASS HELL FUCKWIT SUCK A BIG DICK ASSWIPE WANK MOCCASINS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BULLSHIT FIRECROTCH SPIC HELL PISSHOLE GYPSY FUDGEPACKER COON COON FRAK SEMEN SHUT UP, MEG! ASSHAT SAGGY TITS CLEMEN FUCK NUGGET ARSE GOD DAMMIT HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSFACE BOLLOCKS CLUSTERFUCK BOLLOCKS DIRTY SANCHEZ VOTE SPIC BUKKAKE KIKE WIKIPEDIA FOUR-EYES PISS ARTIST ASS NORTH KOREA HELL MOTHERFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITFUCKER DAMN SHIT FUCK SHIT URINE-GARGLING DICKWAD BLISTERING BARNACLES POMMIE HORSE PENIS DAMN RAT'S ASS BASTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WETBACK HONKY QUEEF FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT MARGARET THATCHER KNOBJOCKEY POLESMOKER BEAVER ASSHOLE JACKASS BASTARD FAGGOT OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SHITCOCK SHOOP DA WHOOP POO POO BLOWJOB MOCCASINS WIENER INBRED [EXPLETIVE] SAGGY TITS PICKANINNY CUNNILINGUS CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! I'LL RAPE YOU NECROPHILIA INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOG SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMN DOT HEAD BUTTFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LET'S SHIT RAPE DIRTY SANCHEZ PISSHOLE TURD FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER 666 JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK TWISTY VAGINA FLAMING ASS BADGER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITTY and with the HELLFUCKER and his BULLSHIT of girraffes in which DOT HEAD while reading about FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CARPET MUNCHER