Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WIKIPEDIA'FRIENDS'MOCKIE'MOTHERFUCKER'FUCK'DOUGHNUT PUNCHER'MONKEY SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder SEX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HENTAI, sudden VENEREAL DISEASE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TWAT or CLUSTERFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING RAT'S ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CONDOMS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I'LL RAPE YOU by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMN utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JAP television programs to address WHORE Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is SHITE not to be [EXPLETIVE] confused with SHIT LIKE A HORSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITCOCK random CUNT disorientation, culturally-ANAL DIABETES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLUSTERFUCK language, GOD DAMMIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SCROTUM TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CAMEL JOCKEY souvenir shoppes and massive SON OF A BITCH quantities SHITTY of ANAL DIABETES SCUMBAG garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHEBAG Polite Note to the ASS FASCIST Author:

The FRIG Tourette's RAT'S ASS Research Institute was DICKLICK founded to HOMO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POMMIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JOHN SMILEY FACE article ASSFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SLOPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WOODPECKERSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BULLSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers MOCCASINS swear. You can DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CRAPPY TV, for always focusing on the FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
• The main HOLY DUMB FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NICARAGUA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TOSSER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee PISS ARTIST NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TUBA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MASTURBATION school for SACRAMENTO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JOHNNY sufferers to become SHITHEAD manically depressed and COCKSMOKER commit DIPSHIT suicide.
• There is no SON OF A BITCH cure, and the TITTYWANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the WETBACK tics often have adverse PORCH MONKEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMMIT perodol" which caused my entire FUCKTARD body to go JACK OFF numb and BALL SACK basically made it NIGGA! worse than TACO it is without the SON OF A BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT tourette syndrome BIBLE BASHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WETBACK the DONKEY DICK public view of Tourettes as a "RAT'S COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHING CHONG CHINK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOUCHE sorry for [EXPLETIVE] "hi-jacking" your PEDOPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really RUSTY TROMBONE annoys me. I am working towards a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ABO, and making fun of a FUCKER horrible disorder is (not) CUNNILINGUS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHOLE time.

Best SMEG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Regards to Andrew DOG SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can POLAK punch him if you BORDER HOPPER want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this MUGABE HAS AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE'S MOMMA white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK YOU saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my FUCKTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HENTAI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PRICK and LET'S SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POLESMOKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHOAD BAND WITH 4 SCUMBUCKET MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FLAMING ASS BADGER HORSE! HENTAI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HENTAI'S HOUSE

How ARSE to SHAKOPEE cure COLGATE the SHITSLINGING Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COCK for PECKERHEAD Tourette's TENTACLE RAPE Syndrome SHIT is EXTRA LONG PENIS following SOD these VAGINA rules FUCK YOU in SCROTUM order:

• 1: Avoid JAP immature KRAUT little DOUCHING kids,
• 2: Count to BITCH within ASSWIPE 10 HELLseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BAT FUCK INSANE WANK SCUMBAG nor TITWANK talk,
• 4: Tell DRAMA yourself you WANKSPLAT don't BASTARD have MARGARET THATCHER this GOOK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HENTAI last straw PRICK!

I fucking put WHORE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FAGGOT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKGOBLIN the TOP OF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD DAMN offensive. DONKEY DICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DILDO people who try DOODIE HEAD to battle COCKSMOKER'PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS that tight-ass NIGGER 17-year-HO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHIT it now, but someone said DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!' DUNE COON SHITTY'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POLAK is a laughing COON matter. Plus there VAGINA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FRITZ Uncyclopedia, there are ASSCRACK articles COCKSTUFFER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HELL stuff. So PENIS ON A STICK that means FUCKING FUCKFUCKER stop getting mad at the ORGASM first part too and MONKEY SHIT talking about the ASS letter that it's FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD mocking (what SHITBALLS letter? I don't even know what SPUNK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ABO hi self CUNTSWILLING even made a really BITCH good point. "It's ART METAL PRODUCTS nothing more DUMBASS from a head nod to a PENIS ON A STICK knee tick". POLESMOKER. Which I'll add DIPSHIT onto GOD DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JUNGLE BUNNY suffer that DOUCHEBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes I'LL RAPE YOU it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JAP be, because if I were a RAPE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article INBRED hilarious. If you FUCKSTAIN Want facts, go on BRITNEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK be offended, don't read CAMEL FUCKER the freaking PEDOPHILIA article anyway.

FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! CUM DONALD RUMSFELD FRITZ D'OH SHIT DIPSHIT

DAGO TENTACLE RAPE CAMEL FUCKER FUCK YOU COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BONER I RAPE WALRUSES! GO COUNT YOUR DICK POLACK PISS BRITNEY ART METAL PRODUCTS ANAL POTTYMOUTH COCKSMOKER FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE DAMN SCROTUM PISS UP MY ARSE JESSE McCARTNEY FAG ANAL ASS FASCIST JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BATHING SUIT AREA BOOBS RAT'S ASS BELLEND DIPSHIT LOGJAMMER PUSSY PISS HADJI YUKY DOODY FUCK OFF MASTURBATION FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE PISS ARTIST POLACK REDSKIN DOG FUCKER SHITFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU WHORE GARBAGE DAY! SAGGY TITS BANGKOK DICK IN A BOX CUNNILINGUS FRIG CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK DICKFACE BUGFUCK ASS NIPPLES DICKFACE TITS TOSSER FRAK TUBA KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH FUCKING A PENIS ON A STICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICKHEAD BOOBIES DAMN FUCKTARD BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF DONGSHOVER FOUR-EYES INJUN FRIG TWAT CRAP ON A STICK TURD DAMN BUTT-HEAD BOOBS CUNT ARSEBADGERS TWAT PRICK BOLLOCKS EUROIPODS FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK BAT FUCK INSANE PENIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT INJUN PISSHOLE PRICK PAKI CRAP CUNTBUCKET MOCCASINS TITS BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICK CUNT HELLFIRE ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITE GOD DAMMIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FELCHING REDNECK DOUCHE ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER FRIG CHICKEN FRIES PENIS ON A STICK REDSKIN SAND NIGGER TITWANK PISS OFF MY ASS GREASER CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE GANGBANG SUCK MY DICK WIGGER ASSWIPE ALF ASSHAT RUSTY TROMBONE PENIS DAMN ASSHOLE CRAPPY PISS ARTIST SEMEN FRITZ TITTIES CUNNILINGUS CLUSTERFUCK JACK ABRAMOFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER POLESMOKER ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS YOGHURT CANNON BASTARD FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITSLINGING FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTSWILLING EMO LIMEY SHITE GRINGO BASTARD CLIT ARFENHOUSE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING COCK POMMIE BIGNOSE FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SAGGY TITS SHITFUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS TWAT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITE JIZZ CHUFF MONKEY BALLS CUNT WANKER WIENER GOOK CUNT SEMEN FUCKER SHITSLINGING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CC PLZ CHINK PENISBIRD BULLSHIT VAGINA FLYING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF PISS OFF DOT HEAD SHAKOPEE MOTHERFUCKER BENCH PRESS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BITCH PAKI ANAL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BEANER SHIT AMERICA ONLINE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT AMERICA ONLINE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BOOBS FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LONGCAT IS LONG FLYING FUCK JAP SHIT SEMEN SHIT WANK DIPSHIT SUCK MY DICK BULLCRAP DOODIE HEAD COCKSUCKER PISS OFF SHITSKIN SCUMBUCKET VAGINA HOSER SHITFUCKER TAMPONS CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD BONG CHAV CROTCH ASSHAT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK ASSFACE CHOAD DAMN DAMN ASSCRACK BALL SACK TWAT NEOPETS KIKE JERK OFF MICK ASSFACE ASS FELLATIO PIG COON TWAT BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER RAT'S ASS SHIT TITTIES PRICK FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF COON DOUCHE 666 NIGNOG ASSFACE PENIS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! BIGNOSE TAFFY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITE I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! NIGGER BUGFUCK PENIS ON A BUN FUCKING TENTACLE RAPE SUITCASE PENIS FUCKWIT KAFFIR CRAP PIGFUCKER WANK SHIT OH SHI– TITS CHINK INBRED CUM BASTARD INBRED DOG SHIT HELL TURD HELL WANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JIZZ NAZI DAMN SON OF A BITCH CHAV MOCCASINS DUNE COON PEARL NECKLACE ASSWIPE SHIT FIST FUCK DOUCHING GYPSY PISS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMN WOP ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TURD FAG PISSHOLE WIENER BOOBIES FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING TRANNY O CANADA CROTCH suck my mothers SHITHEAD HORSE PENIS TITWANK FOREIGN CURRENCY SHIT GREASER COON PISS HADJI BUKKAKE TESTICLE CHOKE INBRED QUEEF PENIS ON A STICK DAMN FUCKSTAIN ROSIE O'DONNELL SEX SON OF A BITCH GRINGO AY-AY-AY KNOBJOCKEY FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKTARD DUNE COON WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT ARSE BUKKAKE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHIT DAMN NECROPHILIA FUCKER BASTARD GOVERNMENT FILTERS DAMN IT DICKFACE DUNE COON PISS OFF MY ASS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FUCKFACE GANGBANG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK INBRED COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TOWELHEAD SHITTY ASS FASCIST CROTCH FELLATIO COLGATE COCKSUCKER RICK MORANIS BITCH TAMPONS I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU POWERSHIT BITCH SHIT SHITE CLIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSKIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK A DUCK FUCKTARD ASSWIPE JERK OFF SEX SPUNK ABO SHIT FELLATIO CHICKEN SHIT BUTT PIRATE HORSE SHIT REDSKIN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! JACK OFF SHITFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON RAT'S COCK PISS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WEHATEMARIO WIENER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JACK OFF BUTT PIRATE DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT MOLDY TITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAGO FELCHING FUCKHEAD HORSE SHIT INBRED ARSEBADGERS DICKHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CLIT SON OF A BITCH BLUMPKIN FUCK DICKHEAD SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT DAMN CHAV SEX ASS SOD FUCKING BASEBALL GO COUNT YOUR DICK PRICK SCROTUM ASSHOLE MARY WHITEHOUSE FIRECROTCH BASTARD FUCK OFF FUCK OFF SCUMBUCKET NAZI FLYING FUCK GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD DIPSHIT PRICK SEMPRINI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICK CHICKEN SHITHEAD NICARAGUA TWAT DAMN [expletive deleted] FUCKING A PISS ARTIST BUGFUCK FIST FUCK BUGGER MAMA MIA BUTTFUCKER DICK BITCH DICKWAD SCUMBUCKET ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK FASHION BUG CARPET MUNCHER FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN MILF JELLY BEANS SHITFACE YOU WANKER SHITE SEX WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HORSE SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER THONG TASTER WOP HOLY DUMB FUCK NIPPLES OPINION JUSTIN BIEBER CHIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA DOUCHING INJUN DAMN PENIS MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY WETBACK TOSSER KITTENS GOD DAMMIT WETBACK MILF CUNT CHICKEN FRIES SHITFACE RAT'S ASS NIPPLES NECROPHILIA BUGFUCK GRIS SEX GOD DAMN FUCK OFF SUCK MY COCK POLAK FUCKING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK FAGGOT PAKI PAKI PISS OFF SEMEN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CRACKER CRAPMUNCHER ARSE DAMN CRAP GOD DAMN SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHITTY DICKHEAD FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT FEMADOM WANK SHITE SHITFUCKER SPUNK WANKSPLAT ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKING A COCKING FUCKBOROUGH I DON'T HAVE AIDS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN DEVELOPERS! FUCK OFF CRAPFUCKER WOP SHITHEAD DICKLICK ASS FASCIST COCKSTUFFER POO POO BLOWJOB COCKSMOKER SEMEN CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS FASCIST TITS BULLSHIT CHUFF FUCK OFF COCK FUCK YOU TITMOUSE FUDGEPACKER HELL DAMN BITCH FUCKFACE BALLS GRIS TOURETTE'S IS FUN SCUMBUCKET DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TWO-INCH PENIS DOG FUCKER DYKE TITTYWANK SPUNK QUEEF ASSHOLE EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSFACE SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD ASSBANDIT SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE LOGJAMMER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD JAP NIGGER SHITE DICKHEAD FUCKER MALL SANTA RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMN TIT DIRT CLIT CHOAD DOT HEAD COCKSMOKER AUTOFELLATIO GIVING HEAD FLYING FUCK CUNTYMINTS CHINK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN DAMMIT QUEEF COCKSHITTER PISS BASTARD CUM RAGHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK SHITSLINGING KRAUT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUDGEPACKER SHIT VAGINA BALLS DILDO INBRED GANGBANG NIGGER TITS JOHN SMILEY FACE CARPET MUNCHER DAMN WANK JERRY DAGO MALARKY BUGGER DOUCHING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLAK GOBSHITE EPIDIDYMIS ASS LET'S SHIT TIMBER NIGGER FUCK JAP RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD YOU WANKER BOLLOCKS DICKFACE ASSWIPE MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE DICK CHICKEN BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELL PISS GOD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT CRAP ON A STICK SHITFUCKER GIVING HEAD DAMN IT CUNTBUCKET CLUSTERFUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKHEAD HOMO WETBACK DIPSHIT CUNT INCEST TWAT BASKETBALL BITCH JERRY KRAUT BONER PUSSYLICKER POLAK SHIT BUKKAKE ANAL HELL BANGKOK BOB SAGET WANK WALRUS SHIT JIZZ BUNG-HOLE BUTT PIRATE SHIT JOHNNY TOSSER BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSRAPING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SUITCASE PENIS WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI GIVING HEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS [Insert silly non-swear here] I AM CORNHOLIO! HELL FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER BOOBS RUSTY TROMBONE DOM DeLUISE BALLS DAMMIT REBECCA BLACK TIT DIRT PISS BULLSHIT SCUMBAG BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSRAPING PISS OFF MY ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL PIG JUSTIN BIEBER SHITTY SHITSLINGING GENITALIA VAGINA MOZILLA FIREFOX JIGGABOO MOTHERFUCKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SHITHEAD TOSSER ARSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF MASTURBATION PUSSY I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK CUNTBUCKET PIG BLUMPKIN GOBSHITE CHAV FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BITCH FUCKER JACKASS DAGO FEWMETS CONAN O'BRIAN TURD DOUCHE BLUMPKIN JIZZ PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRENCH TICKLER PEARL NECKLACE SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT FUCKING FROG'S FAT ASS URINE-GARGLING FOREIGN CURRENCY ALEX TREBEK FUCKING ELECTION ANAL DIABETES PIG BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK DICKWAD PUNANI FELLATIO ASSFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BIRD SHIT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JIZZ CRACKER FUCKFACE HELLFIRE SCUMBAG TITWANK HELLFUCKER JACKASS SPUNK FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! pen0r BASTARD DYKE INBRED COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NIGNOG TITTIES HEIL HITLER! ASSRAPING WANKSPLAT SOD JIGGABOO DAMN FUCK GRINGO DICKHEAD FUCKER SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTT-HEAD SHITTY FUCKSTAIN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! VAGINA TACO POTTYMOUTH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCUNTING 666 POTTYMOUTH DYKE FASHION BUG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS ARTIST BAT FUCK INSANE BASTARD FUCKTARD DOT HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITFACE GOD DAMN URINE-GARGLING MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN INBRED THONG TASTER ANAL MONKEY'S UNCLE GIVING HEAD YID BONG FAG FRIG FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT GOOK GOAT DICK BULLCRAP DICK SOD OFF BOLLOCKS VAGINA COLGATE suck my mothers BORDER HOPPER GREASER FUCK YOU SHITHEAD SCROTUM DUMBASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS and with the FUCK OFF and his JOHNNY of girraffes in which BUTT-HOLE while reading about NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHICKEN SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BULLCRAP