Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NEGRO neurochemical FUCK disorder I WILL KILL YOU! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BIGNOSE, sudden CRAPMUNCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOUCHEBAG or PISS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUGAR words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING SLOPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SOD OFF utterFUCKance of socially CRAPFUCKER objectionable words).
HELL Tourette's is 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT not to be DOUCHETITS confused with FAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIPPLES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DYKE random LOLCAT disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMMIT language, CHOAD KISSER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK YOU INCEST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFACE souvenir shoppes and massive CHOAD KISSER quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES TAFFY garbage.
Darnit.
A CUNT Polite Note to the BITCH Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FRENCH TICKLER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CRAPPY article GOD DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and OSTRICH MY ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCKSMOKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TENTACLE RAPE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOUCHE NAZI Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BOLLOCKS Tourrette's sufferers JUNGLE BUNNY swear. You can WEHATEMARIO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BALLS TV, for always focusing on the DICKFACE bad side of a terrible BONER thing.
- The main MILF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HELLFIRE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WHITE PEOPLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee ANAL DIABETES NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is DICKFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FELLATIO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for GYPSY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FAG sufferers to become SHITSLIDE manically depressed and DARTH VADER commit WANK suicide.
- There is no HELLFIRE cure, and the GOBSHITE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BULLSHIT tics often have adverse SHITHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna KAFFIR perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go FUCKWIT numb and RAT'S ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PENIS it is without the CLIT drug.
I am an active member of a HONKY tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITTY the ASSFACE public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FLAMING ASS BADGER sorry for FUCKING A "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOCCASINS this that really NEOPETS annoys me. I am working towards a [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POOPY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING FUCKFUCKER, and making fun of a NIGGER horrible disorder is (not) HAIL SATAN! funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA time.
Best I'LL RAPE YOU regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BUGFUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply
As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing NORTH KOREA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society CENSORSHIP.
Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen
P.S. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Regards to Andrew LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply
As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?
Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING A saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my NIPPLES intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BIGNOSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are GOD DAMMIT and 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BASTARD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOOK BAND WITH 4 SHITFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS SHIT HORSE! BIGNOSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BIGNOSE'S HOUSE
How DIPSHIT to SHITSLINGING cure DICK the ORGASM Tourette's DICK IN A BOX Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourette's SHIT Syndrome NECROPHILIA is BLISTERING BARNACLES following TITTYWANK these RADIO FREE LUNCH rules BITCH in COON order:
- 1: Avoid BUTT-HEAD immature DARTH VADER little SHIT kids,
- 2: Count to BULLCRAP within BRITNEY 10 WALRUS SHITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your HONKY WIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! nor NECROPHILIA talk,
- 4: Tell JOHN SMILEY FACE yourself you TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE don't EPIDIDYMIS have SCROTUM this COON disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELL WITH NASTY O CANADA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BIGNOSE last straw FUCKFACE!
I fucking put ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF COCKSMOKER THIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLEMEN offensive. CRAP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BOLLOCKS people who try CAUCASIANS to battle FUCK'CRAPFUCKER that tight-ass ORGASM 17-year-SNUFF PORN—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BOOBIES it now, but someone said BUTT-HEAD' SHITFUCKER GANGBANG'PIGFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKER is a laughing JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST matter. Plus there SHITSLINGING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SMILES Uncyclopedia, there are FIST FUCK articles LENS CRAFTERS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JESUS FUCKING CHRIST stuff. So GOBSHITE that means FELCHING stop getting mad at the TAFFY first part too and NIPPLES talking about the BUGFUCK letter that it's STEVE BALLMER mocking (what AY-AY-AY letter? I don't even know what JOHNNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian CRAPMUNCHER hi self FAGGOT even made a really SHIT good point. "It's CRACKER nothing more PISS from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". TIMBER NIGGER. Which I'll add DAMN onto YOU WANKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS suffer that DICKFACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOUCHING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YOU be, because if I were a JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BRUSH MA TEETH hilarious. If you ANAL Want facts, go on SON OF A BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JOHNNY be offended, don't read SACRAMENTO the freaking FUCKWIT article anyway.
WANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKFACE SEX PISS OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKFACE WOP FROG BUTT-HOLE
HENTAI YOU WANKER AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD FENCE JUMPER FLYING FUCK FUCK ASS SCROTUM DICKFACE BALLS WALRUS SHIT SCUMBAG FUCKTARD CLUSTER FUCK REDSKIN WANKSPLAT MOZILLA FIREFOX BUGGER ASS FASCIST FUCKFUCKFUCK DUMBASS FUCK FUCKING GOOK FIST FUCK PISS OFF POMMIE PISS GOBSHITE GREASER FUCK OFF CUNTBUCKET FUCKTARD CLIT JAP ASSCRACK FEMADOM SHITFACE JAP GOD DAMMIT FRED PHELPS ASSCRACK PENIS SHITSLIDE JACKASS TOWELHEAD CHINK FRENCH TICKLER BONER BULLCRAP BONER DICK TAFFY TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNT PISS FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITHEAD POOPY FUCK FRED PHELPS FUCK OFF SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CRAP ON A STICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTBUCKET KRAUT ASS DILDO WEHATEMARIO SCROTUM BASTARD PEACEFUL HEAVEN INBRED PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FAGGOT DOG SHIT ARSEBADGERS FUCKFACE BANGKOK PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS MARGARET THATCHER SNUFF PORN TAMPONS GOOK KAFFIR DOM DeLUISE ASSHAT PRICK BITCH RAPE SHIT GOD DAMMIT OSTRICH MY ASS HADJI FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SHITCUNTING CRAPFUCKER SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY PUSSYLICKER BALL SACK FUCK DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS PIG BUGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE MARGARET THATCHER SHITE FUCK A DUCK CUM FUCK ASSHOLE INCEST DARTH VADER DICKFACE KAFFIR TITTIES CHRISTHUMPER FUCKFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKFACE CHIGGER WIGGER POLAK DICKFACE FUCKFACE TITTIES ASSHAT QUEEF BULLCRAP DAMN TAFFY CUNT CRAPPY SHITHEAD SHITTY BOOBIES RAGHEAD PISS BASTARD WETBACK CUNT GO HOME AND DIE JOHNNY PISS CAMEL FUCKER BLOWJOB BELLEND WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS [expletive deleted] CUNT DONALD RUMSFELD NIPPLES SNUFF PORN DUNE COON SHITTY WANKSPLAT CHOAD KISSER CLIT FUCKING A FUCKWIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASS ANAL ASS ORGASM TWAT PISS FRIG PISS OFF MY ASS HOMO CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKFACE POOPY NIGNOG TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER FENCE JUMPER RAPE HELL DOUCHEBAG FEMADOM PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SUCK MY DICK TOSSER COON RAT'S ASS DAMN TUBA BASTARD SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN HELLFIRE ASSRAMMER YID AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FELCHMONKEY BITCH DONGSHOVER RAPE GREASER FELCHING HORSE PENIS DAMN IT HONKY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ARTIST WIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKFACE DEVELOPERS! CRAP SCUMBAG WALRUS SHIT HONKY FIST FUCK FUCK FUCK BIG FOOT NECROPHILIA GREASER BONER CUNT LAPPER WANK MOTHERFUCKER BITCH DAMN CLEMEN SHITFACE SCROTUM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT GOOK NIGNOG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BENSON SUCKS QUEEF WANKSPLAT BUTT-HEAD HONKY BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CARPET MUNCHER FIRECROTCH SPICY CUNT FUCK TOSSER RAT'S ASS SOD OFF FUCKER SHITSLINGING SHITPISSER FUCKING A JERRY PISSHOLE FUCKWIT MALARKY VANDAL HORSE SHIT DICK DAMN ASS FUCK NUGGET FUCKHEAD TOTAL I WILL END YOU! PENIS ON A BUN KRAUT DOG SHIT COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CHIGGER PISS OFF LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BITCH BONER VAGINA FEMADOM CUNT ORGASM WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BALLS BELLEND BANGKOK O KURWA! BASTARD CUNTBUCKET SUITCASE PENIS BIRD SHIT BOLLOCKS KAFFIR PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TURD PUSSY YOU WANKER FUCK OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NECROPHILIA JACKASS CUNT CRAPPER MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY FUCKER HELL FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT CHOAD KISSER PIGFUCKER THIS IS SPARTA! YOU WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NAZI TITS AUTOFELLATIO HEIL HITLER! KRAUT JIZZ WILLY WONKA HELLFIRE POOPY DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WHORE MICK BUTT PIRATE HO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN IT DICKHEAD FAG MOCCASINS PRICK PENIS FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD WANK SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT CHOAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK YOU TIT SPRINKLES COCK CUNT SCROTUM HELL I RAPE WALRUSES! WOODPECKERSHIT TENTACLE RAPE SHITTY WANK FASHION BUG PISS ARTIST CHENEY PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT COON GRAPE PENIS ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES SHIT JAP REDSKIN TWAT AAAAAAAAA! 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DICKHEAD ARSEBADGERS SON OF A BITCH TAMPONS FUCK YOU FUCKING A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WOP FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT LIKE A HORSE CHOAD CRAPFUCKER BUKKAKE JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKHEAD SHIT GREASER INBRED BULLSHIT FUCKFACE CHOAD GIVING HEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALLS PISS OFF CUNT ASSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER EMO FUCKING ORGASM BUGGER FUCK A DUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CRAPPY COON FUCK DAMN ORGASM POLAK DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH WIENER CLIT FELLATIO SHIT JACK OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POMMIE PECKERHEAD GANGBANG WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? REDNECK BITCH PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER POLESMOKER FUCKTARD CHICKEN FRIES SHITBALLS HO RAT'S ASS ASS PISS ARTIST ASS TOWELHEAD BITCH FUCKING BASEBALL VAGINA FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE SAND NIGGER PIG FUCKING DELICIOUS CAKE CLEVELAND STEAMER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ALEX TREBEK SHITFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE WIENER JIGGABOO YID JERRY DEVELOPERS! FUCKFACE pen0r FELLATIO TWAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KRAUT LAKE TITICACA FIST FUCK DOT HEAD WILLY WONKA COCKSUCKER SHITSKIN DAMN CRAPPY PISS CONDOMS FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKTARD POMMIE SON OF A BITCH SHITE GO COUNT YOUR DICK ORGASM JACK OFF GYPSY BAD MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY SHITHEAD DUNE COON MILF FUDGEPACKER JERK OFF DIPSHIT TITTYWANK BOON BAD MOTHERFUCKER EMO ASS DAMN DAMN NIGNOG PISS JACKASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DYKE TAMPONS BRITAIN SON OF A BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKFUCKFUCK INJUN POO POO BLOWJOB [Insert yet another person's name here] SHITFUCKER SHIT GOD DAMMIT DAMN NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER INCEST DAMN POLAK FUCK A DUCK PORCH MONKEY GRAPE PENIS TIT SPRINKLES WANK WARNER MUSIC GROUP LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FELCHING WANKER BITCH DIPSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOUCHETITS FUCK OFF MILF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE JACKASS WHITE POWER SUCK MY DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE SON OF A BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BITCH NI EAT MY SHIT! PRICK CHAV WOODPECKERSHIT PAKI SHUT UP, MEG! SHITHEAD DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE ALF RAT'S ASS MONKEY BALLS PUNANI SHITHEAD PUSSY SHITE GOD DAMMIT MONKEY'S UNCLE BOOBS CUNT PRICK FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH JERRY TOSSER NAZI NI BELLEND NIPPLES TWAT BITCH MOLDY TITS SHITSLINGING COMMUNIST DILDO CUNNILINGUS CRAP FUCKING A SOD OFF ASS INCEST CHING CHONG CHINK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BALLS YOU WANKER MACACA JENKEM DIPSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT MILF BUKKAKE TWAT TITWANK COCKSHITTER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER BASTARD ASS FUCKING FUCK HELL CUNT FUCK FUCK NUGGET FIRECROTCH CUNT SHITE CHIGGER HENTAI LOGJAMMER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN PUSSY SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG I WILL KILL YOU! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING FUCK NIPPLES BULLSHIT NAZI GOATSE CC PLZ I WILL KILL YOU! HONKY DAMN IT NEGRO QUEEF SHITBALLS CONDOMS MONKEY SHIT BITCH WINDOWS VISTA WOP ANAL FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK PRICK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI GREASER D'OH SHITHEAD WOP GOD DAMN COCK ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING SHIT FUCK PISS OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FIST FUCK ANUSCAKE DAMN GOBSHITE NIGGER TITS TWAT ASSFACE FUCKBAG HAPPINESS JENKEM POOPY ASSFACE HUEY P. NEWTON BRITNEY MILF CUNT LAPPER SEMEN [EXPLETIVE] RAT'S COCK WIENER CROTCH PEEPEE POLAK TURD BIGNOSE DICK CHICKEN GRAPE PENIS CHIGGER CUNNILINGUS NIGGER TITS PISSHOLE FUCK YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JIZZ INCEST PENIS ON A BUN YID CUNT BASTARD FUCKFUCKFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHOLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HEIL HITLER! 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TITS FIST FUCK ASS RAT'S COCK DOM DeLUISE PUSSY SON OF A BITCH BUTT-HOLE CUNTBUCKET BULLCRAP LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSFACE ARSE SHIT GENITALIA COCKSMOKER VAGINA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKFACE KRAUT CHICKEN SHIT PIGFUCKER FUCK FUCKER SHITE MILF CAMEL FUCKER WANK SHITCOCK VAGINA PEEPEE SUCK MY DICK FUCKFUCKFUCK NEGRO TRANNY CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL PUNANI PISS OFF DILDO FELLATIO SPIC BUGGER SHITSKIN KNOBJOCKEY CLUSTER FUCK DAMN IT JAP AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS SHITFACE DAMMIT REDNECK 666 ARSE WANK ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD NIPPLES FUCK MASTURBATION 666 GOD DAMMIT TITMOUSE NIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE WANKER FUCK TOWELHEAD MONKEY BALLS BUGFUCK YID WANK SHITFACE BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITE CUNTRAG YUKKY DOODY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM ASSRAPING DAMN IT REBECCA BLACK KNOBJOCKEY SHITFUCKER ASS GOD DAMMIT SOD DUMBASS SHITFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN DIPSHIT MASTURBATION FUCKBAG BEAVER MASTURBATION URINE-GARGLING PUSSY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FOUR-EYES BIGNOSE COCKSTUFFER BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PIG JACKASS SHAKOPEE ASSHAT SHITCOCK TAMPON IN MY ASS MONKEY SHIT FAG CONAN O'BRIAN BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER FUCK MOCCASINS CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK BITCH WIENER ASSCRACK ASS NIPPLES POOPY POLACK ASSWIPE ASS BLUMPKIN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT FUCK OFF BONG GOD DAMMIT SHITTY JAP PEDOPHILIA COMMUNIST DILDO CUNNILINGUS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BOOBS FUCKING QUEEF JERK OFF HOSER PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS DAMN DILDO DICKHEAD ASSHAT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH DUNE COON FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICKHEAD Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive CRAPFUCKER and with the GRINGO and his FUCK YOU of girraffes in which CLIT while reading about LET'S SHIT!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FLYING RAT'S ASS
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is HENTAI funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its YID subject. If you do not find it funny PENISPENISPENIS!!!, it is probably because you are an INBRED MILF ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BAD MOTHERFUCKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BUGGER joke loses its humour HELL when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so LET'S SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have PISS OFF needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! MASTURBATION SHITTY MASTURBATION SHITHEAD CLUSTER FUCK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
