Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT, sudden PISS OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSE or FLYING RAT'S ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHOAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOOBIES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN HO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAT'S COCK utterFUCKance of socially GIVING HEAD objectionable words).
GOD DAMMIT Tourette's is CHENEY not to be WANK confused with TIT SPRINKLES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POLACK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FOUR-EYES random YOU WANKER disorientation, culturally-EPIDIDYMIS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIKIPEDIA language, BULLSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ANAL SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POOPOO souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHAT quantities IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of ANAL DIABETES LIMEY garbage.
Darnit.
A DAMN Polite Note to the LGBT RIGHTS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIPPLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLIT article CLIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOUCHE NAZI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TESTICLE CHOKE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about LET'S SHIT Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of MACACA Tourrette's sufferers JACK ABRAMOFF swear. You can SUCK MY DICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLYING RAT'S ASS TV, for always focusing on the RECTUM RAIDER bad side of a terrible RICK MORANIS thing.
- The main CHOAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PIGFUCKER knee 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SNUFF PORN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FELCHING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUMBASS school for SHITSLINGING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become PISSHOLE manically depressed and JERRY commit YOU WANKER suicide.
- There is no GOD DAMN cure, and the FUCK OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE tics often have adverse I RAPE WALRUSES! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKFACE perodol" which caused my entire DOG SHIT body to go FENCE JUMPER numb and CUNNILINGUS basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the JERK OFF drug.
I am an active member of a SAGGY TITS tourette syndrome FUCKING A association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITWANK the VENEREAL DISEASE public view of Tourettes as a "FROG'S FAT ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITMOUSE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am SON OF A BITCH sorry for ASSHOLE "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSHAT this that really INBRED annoys me. I am working towards a BOLLOCKS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MARGARET THATCHER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEDOPHILIA, and making fun of a EPIDIDYMIS horrible disorder is (not) ARSE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUDGEPACKER time.
Best ASS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese TIANENMEN SQUARE reply
As TIANENMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.
Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen
P.S. JOHNNY Regards to Andrew BUTT PIRATE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply
As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?
Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BULLSHIT saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my GOD BLESS AMERICA intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BOOBS and PISSHOLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCKGOBLIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISSHOLE BAND WITH 4 ANAL DIABETES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HAIL SATAN! HORSE! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'S HOUSE
How DICK to HENTAI cure GIVING HEAD the VAGINA Tourette's LET'S SHIT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment CHRISTHUMPER for JIZZ Tourette's BUTT-HOLE Syndrome GREASER is BENSON SUCKS following SOD OFF these BITCH rules FUCKWIT in FRIG order:
- 1: Avoid CUNT immature GOD DAMN little CRAP ON A STICK kids,
- 2: Count to SHITHEAD within TAFFY 10 SHITFACEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your JIZZ SOD OFF COCKSHITTER nor TWAT talk,
- 4: Tell SCUMBAG yourself you SLOPE don't CUNT have BRUSH MA TEETH this SHITCOCK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE WITH NASTY RAT'S ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT last straw MARCH OF FLAMES!
I fucking put POOPOO' my comment at the TOP OF THE POWERSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSHOLE the TOP OF ASSHOLE THIS [Insert yet another person's name here] ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be D'OH offensive. SCUMBAG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to EXTRA LONG PENIS people who try BUTT PIRATE to battle NIGGER'TITTYWANK that tight-ass TWISTY VAGINA 17-year-MACACA—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NEGRO it now, but someone said CUNTRAG' DOUCHE SUCK A BIG DICK'MONKEY BALLS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FELCHING is a laughing ASSBANDIT matter. Plus there SHIT LIKE A HORSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKWIT Uncyclopedia, there are MONKEY SHIT articles HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING stuff. So CAMEL JOCKEY that means FLYING RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the PAKI first part too and SON OF A BITCH talking about the RAT'S ASS letter that it's CUNT mocking (what TAFFY letter? I don't even know what MAMA MIA the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUGFUCK hi self MOZILLA FIREFOX even made a really HOLY DUMB FUCK good point. "It's WIENER nothing more WIENER from a head nod to a CHINK knee tick". INBRED. Which I'll add CLEMEN onto HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BATHING SUIT AREA suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRAP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BEAVER be, because if I were a DEVELOPERS! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSCRACK hilarious. If you FUCK YOU Want facts, go on RAPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUTTFUCKER be offended, don't read FUCK YOU the freaking DAMN article anyway.
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DUMBASS NIPPLES SCUMBAG CUNT CUNT WANK BULLSHIT ASS DAMN IT DONGSHOVER TITWANK BULLSHIT JERRY CUNTRAG BITCH ASSWIPE FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPMUNCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD ASSHAT DAMMIT ART METAL PRODUCTS WOODPECKERSHIT DIPSHIT FUCK YOU SUCK MY DICK BASTARD DUNE COON MOZILLA FIREFOX SIGMUND FREUD FUCK YOU I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN IT FUCK BEANER YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE FUCK RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A BUN CUNTBUCKET FUCKING JUMP! PENISBIRD CONDOMS NAZI SON OF A BITCH GO HOME AND DIE PUNANI COLGATE RECTUM RAIDER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NIGGER GRAPE PENIS PENIS ON A STICK RICK MORANIS PIECE OF SHIT CUNT GYPSY RAT'S COCK HELL WOODPECKERSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BALL SACK SPANK THE MONKEY TITWANK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS POO POO BLOWJOB ASSWIPE FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE STEVE BALLMER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI PENIS ON A STICK RAT'S ASS JACK OFF FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MONKEY SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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FUCKING A SHITHEAD FUCKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS OLD CHRIST OF A DICKFACE JIGGABOO FUCKTARD GOD DAMN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BULLSHIT PUSSYLICKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER P'KANG COCKSMOKER FUCKBAG CUNT SCUMBAG JACKASS COCKSHITTER ARSE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY I'LL RAPE YOU JESSE McCARTNEY BALL SACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSY ARSE RICK MORANIS SHIT COLGATE YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FAG and with the WIKIPEDIA and his DICKHEAD of girraffes in which BANGKOK while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See MALL SANTA also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- ASSRAPING
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is SHITSLINGING funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its COCKGOBLIN subject. If you do not find it funny BUTT PIRATE, it is probably because you are an INBRED JUNGLE BUNNY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITFUCKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a HONKY joke loses its humour DAMN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WIKIPEDIA RULES ignorant, then you wouldn't have EUROIPODS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! I'LL RAPE YOU DICK CHICKEN KRAUT MONKEY SHIT PIGFUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK |
