Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUM'SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH'DICK IN A BOX'SACRAMENTO'ASSFACE'SCROTUM'SHITSLINGING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JAP look at the BITCH talk page of this FUCKING article for notes or discussion before TIMBER NIGGER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACK ABRAMOFF neurochemical FUCK disorder SHUT UP, MEG! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SEMPRINI, sudden SHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or FUCKHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FROG'S FAT ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YID NIPPLES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially I WILL END YOU! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LOLCAT television programs to address suck my mothers Tourette's syndrome.

SCROTUM Tourette's is DICK not to be ASSFACE confused with TIT SPRINKLES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YID random WOODPECKERSHIT disorientation, culturally-JIZZ-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MONKEY SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, ASSHOLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JACKASS DIPSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive PUSSY quantities SPANK THE MONKEY of ANAL DIABETES MOCCASINS garbage.

Darnit.

A CHIGGER Polite Note to the WOODPECKERSHIT Author:

The DICKFACE Tourette's JIGGABOO Research Institute was ASSWIPE founded to CUNNILINGUS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOG SHIT article KIKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DIPSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FELCHING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUKKAKE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about INJUN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PIG Tourrette's sufferers COON swear. You can INBRED blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JACKASS TV, for always focusing on the EPIDIDYMIS bad side of a terrible BALL SACK thing.
• The main BIRD IN THE HOUSE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGGER TITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee POMMIE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TRANNY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITFUCKER school for CRAPMUNCHER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SUCK MY DICK sufferers to become BIRD IN THE HOUSE manically depressed and HELL commit MONKEY SHIT suicide.
• There is no FAG cure, and the suck my mothers drugs that are available to, "calm" the BOLLOCKS tics often have adverse BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL body to go DICKFACE numb and NIGGER TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCROTUM it is without the HENTAI drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK YOU tourette syndrome DILDO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DILDO the ASSCRACK public view of Tourettes as a "EPIDIDYMIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SOD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNTSWILLING sorry for EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA "hi-jacking" your SCUMBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITFACE this that really DICK CHICKEN annoys me. I am working towards a CRAP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YOUR MOM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POLESMOKER, and making fun of a CONAN O'BRIAN horrible disorder is (not) NEOPETS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOODIE HEAD time.

Best FRED PHELPS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. CAMEL FUCKER Regards to Andrew SHITCOCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! punch him if you ASSWIPE want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BUTTFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SEMPRINI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSWIPE and THONG TASTER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SCUMBAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DIRTY SANCHEZ BAND WITH 4 JOHN SMILEY FACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DILDO HORSE! SEMPRINI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SEMPRINI'S HOUSE

How BULLSHIT to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER cure WIENER the DAGO Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITTYWANK for CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette's HELL Syndrome ASSCRACK is O KURWA! following CONDOMS these PORCH MONKEY rules SHIT in ASS order:

• 1: Avoid SHITTY immature BUTT-FOR-BRAINS little LAKE TITICACA kids,
• 2: Count to WANKSPLAT within PECKERHEAD 10 BIRD SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FELCHMONKEY BALLS NEGRO nor SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM talk,
• 4: Tell DICKLICK yourself you DIPSHIT don't ASS have FUCK this PISSHOLE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FAG WITH NASTY NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POMMIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SEMPRINI last straw DICKLICK!

I fucking put ARSE' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MONKEY SHIT the TOP OF FUCKING A THIS ASSWIPE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLUSTER FUCK offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WINDOWS VISTA people who try FAGGOT to battle GREASER'BLOWJOB that tight-ass WOP 17-year-WINDOWS VISTA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BOOBIES it now, but someone said SCROTUM' FELLATIO SCUMBAG'MICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BASTARD is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there COCKING FUCKBOROUGH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on INBRED Uncyclopedia, there are BALLS articles VENEREAL DISEASE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So ASSHAT that means DOG FUCKER stop getting mad at the BUNG-HOLE first part too and HONKY talking about the GENITALIA letter that it's MOTHERFUCKER mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian VAGINA hi self BLOWJOB even made a really COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT good point. "It's DICK nothing more HONKY from a head nod to a ABO knee tick". NEGRO. Which I'll add DICKFACE onto SEX saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't QUEEF suffer that DONKEY DICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a PISS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMNED TABERNACLE hilarious. If you JOHN SMILEY FACE Want facts, go on I RAPE WALRUSES! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH be offended, don't read PISS the freaking JERK OFF article anyway.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMN PISS DILDO FUCKHEAD NAZI WANKER GOOK GOD BLESS AMERICA

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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS POMMIE QUEEF SEX BITCH DAMNATION ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS MARCH OF FLAMES TIMBER NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA DICK COCKGOBLIN NIGGER WANK PICKANINNY WOODPECKERSHIT FELCHMONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSY BITCH POWERSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLESMOKER FUCK CLEMEN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DAMN WIENER BRUSH MA TEETH PORCH MONKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NIGGER WANK TITS & DICKS FENCE JUMPER BITCH BALLS FOUR-EYES ASS SHITFACE CUNT CRAPPER FUCK BASTARD INJUN BOOBIES SCROTUM PUSSY ASSHOLE CRAPPY CLIT FUCKTARD SEX MONKEY'S UNCLE CLIT FROG PRICK PEEPEE FUCK OFF NIGGER CHIGGER ASSFACE FUCKTARD CHUFF CUM GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BITCH SHITFACE DOT HEAD ASSCRACK ASS WIKIPEDIA POLAK MASTURBATION REDNECK BITCH POMMIE COCK SMEG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DOT HEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUM ASSCRACK BITCH FUCKWIT FUCKER DOT HEAD BULLSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WHORE CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH HELL BIRD SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCK BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BORDER HOPPER ASS ASSHOLE BIRD SHIT PENIS ON A BUN BUDDHIST MONK ARSEBADGERS NORTH KOREA ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 666 COON JACK OFF DICKHEAD ASSHOLE JIZZ BALLS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITTY TOSSER HELL FEWMETS FUCK SHITHEAD SCROTUM TWAT TITMOUSE BOON FELCHING SHITSLINGING PAKI DOUCHE MACACA TWAT CUNT RIGHT WING SHITFACE CHICKEN FRIES NIPPLES GANGBANG WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! COCK FUCKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REDSKIN BALLS WANK FIRECROTCH SEX HOCKEY TWO-INCH PENIS TOWELHEAD SHITHEAD DICKHEAD BUGFUCK FOUR-EYES AMERICA ONLINE HELL DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS OFF NIGGER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 ANAL DAMN IT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOLY DUMB FUCK BONG COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU HOMO STEVE BALLMER SHITFUCKER DAMNATION ASS LICKER DANDELIONS AMERICA ONLINE SHITCUNTING CLIT ANUSCAKE BELLEND CLIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTTFUCKER HORSE SHIT WANK BOOBIES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT FUCKING NAZI NORTH KOREA FUCKBAG SCROTUM COCK PISS CUNTRAG COCK WIKIPEDIA COON CHOAD KISSER DICK TITS RAT'S COCK TWAT CONDOMS FLYING FUCK BOOBIES WIGGER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITCOCK FUCKBAG TITWANK WANK WANKER PEDOPHILIA DIRTY SANCHEZ TIT SPRINKLES CUNT CUNT BITCH FUCKING SLOPE DOG SHIT JAP PRICK COCKSUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO POOPOO INBRED POO POO BLOWJOB BLOWJOB JACKASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CLEMEN SNUFF PORN ORGASM YOU WANKER WHORE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BONER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRITZ FUCKHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKING JUMP! WOP COON CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITTIES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN CUNT ASSCRACK GOOK VAGINA SEX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOAT DICK DIPSHIT FUCKTARD GOAT DICK FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT CUNT ASSFACE NEGRO ASS SHITTY ASSHOLE SHITE SHITTY RAT'S ASS DAMN POMMIE BOYCOTT VIACOM! WANK SHITTY PAKI FUCK SAND NIGGER SHITE FRITZ ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT ASSFACE ABO SEMEN WOP Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FELCHMONKEY and with the DIPSHIT and his PAKI of girraffes in which FUCKING while reading about HONKY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PUSSY

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BALL SACK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PRICK subject. If you do not find it funny suck my mothers, it is probably because you are an INBRED WANKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. NEGRO If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NIGGER TITS joke loses its humour HO when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so JACKASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BALLS INCEST FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE WIENER!!!!!I <3 COCK

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