Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TAFFY neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNTRAG, sudden CRAPPY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUM or FUCKTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PENIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKLICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKBAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN IT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HENTAI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TIMBER NIGGER FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! utterFUCKance of socially SUGARTITS objectionable words).
CUNT Tourette's is BOLLOCKS not to be SHITFUCKER confused with BUGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BLOWJOB chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTTFUCKER random DIPSHIT disorientation, culturally-COCKSMOKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHEBAG language, ANAL DIABETES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JESSE McCARTNEY CLUSTER FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACK OFF souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities ANAL DIABETES of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.
Darnit.
A CLUSTER FUCK Polite Note to the SEX Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOG SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WIGGER article TACO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HADJI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTTFUCKER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRAPPY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! swear. You can CLIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHOAD TV, for always focusing on the I'LL RAPE YOU bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKER thing.
- The main EPIDIDYMIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee SPIC NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACKASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITCOCK school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become FUCKER manically depressed and DICK CHICKEN commit FELLATIO suicide.
- There is no SHITSLINGING cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BULLSHIT tics often have adverse IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NORTH KOREA perodol" which caused my entire CUM body to go ASS numb and JUNGLE BUNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than LENS CRAFTERS it is without the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
drug.
I am an active member of a BONER tourette syndrome HELL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHIGGER the SCUMBAG public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITTY much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FLYING FUCK sorry for SPICY CUNT FUCK "hi-jacking" your FUCK OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POLACK this that really JACKASS annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS horrible disorder is (not) DICKLICK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CROTCH time.
Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “ASSWIPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply
As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.
Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen
P.S. HOMO Regards to Andrew AUTOFELLATIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply
As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?
Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my CUNNILINGUS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine CUNTRAG Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are WANK and ASSCRACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POMMIE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) STEVE BALLMER BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITTY HORSE! CUNTRAG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNTRAG'S HOUSE
How ASSFACE to SHIT cure CHICKEN SHIT the HAIL SATAN! Tourette's DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FUCK for DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette's DICKFACE Syndrome GIVING HEAD is HELL following PISS these YOUR MOM rules MOZILLA FIREFOX in BITCH order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKER immature CHICKEN SHIT little BATHING SUIT AREA kids,
- 2: Count to CRAPFUCKER within RAPE 10 DOT HEADseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FRIG JACKASS SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES nor COCKGOBLIN talk,
- 4: Tell QUEEF yourself you CHIGGER don't DOG SHIT have FUCKTARD this PIGFUCKER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WITH NASTY CAPTAIN CRUNCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S KIKE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the CUNTRAG last straw HO!
I fucking put FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE WHORE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BELGIUM the TOP OF CLEVELAND STEAMER THIS CAMEL JOCKEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKFACE offensive. BULLCRAP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WHORE people who try GENITALIA to battle SPIC'DICKHEAD that tight-ass THONG TASTER 17-year-WANK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICK IN A BOX it now, but someone said ARSE' SHITTY NIGNOG'30 CASES OF PICKLES on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING JUMP! is a laughing HAIL SATAN! matter. Plus there BRUSH MA TEETH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITE Uncyclopedia, there are I'LL RAPE YOU articles COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANK stuff. So LIMEY that means ASS stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and TWAT talking about the GRIS letter that it's INCEST mocking (what CUNTING ASSCRACK letter? I don't even know what FEWMETS the heck you're talking about). Adrian FLYING RAT'S ASS hi self HORSE SHIT even made a really FUCKFACE good point. "It's SHITHEAD nothing more TACO from a head nod to a PENIS knee tick". SHITTY. Which I'll add SHITFUCKER onto MOCCASINS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BLOWJOB suffer that WOMEN'S RIGHTS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PUSSY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CLEMEN be, because if I were a DAGO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ANAL hilarious. If you TITTIES Want facts, go on FUCK OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MARGARET THATCHER be offended, don't read DICK the freaking WEHATEMARIO article anyway.
HEIL HITLER! ARSE CHRISTHUMPER DAMN CUNT GARBAGE DAY! COON SEMEN TURD FUCKWIT
BELLEND POTTYMOUTH JACK ABRAMOFF FROG FUCK ASSHAT CLUSTER FUCK BASTARD PUSSY MOCKIE CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHEBAG POO POO BLOWJOB TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY WANKSPLAT DAMN DAMN TOSSER SHITE FUCK FUCK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKSPLAT ANAL SHITFACE COCK ARSE FROG GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING JUNGLE BUNNY I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK NUGGET WALRUS SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE TONY LA RUSSA DICKHEAD BULLSHIT PISSHOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL SHITTY NIGGER FUCKING A GO HOME AND DIE COLGATE BONG BUTTFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN PRICK BONG DOT HEAD DUNE COON I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK FUCK ORGASM PAKI PEEPEE FUCKBAG DAMN POOPY NIGGER TITS DOUCHING SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSCRACK BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMMIT TITTIES HELLFIRE NECROPHILIA HELL TITMOUSE I'LL RAPE YOU NAZI ASS FUCK BOLLOCKS BEAVER FUCKSTAIN PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK TAFFY ANAL DIABETES INJUN HELL MARY WHITEHOUSE JESUS H. 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DAGO BITCH SUCK MY COCK CANNED QUOTE SPANK THE MONKEY HELL BUGFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ABO DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION CUNTRAG BUGFUCK BALL SACK DICKHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITTY SHITTY BONER FUCKER CUNTRAG SHITE CHENEY FUCKING SCROTUM PEARL NECKLACE INCEST FUCK OFF JACKASS ASSHAT BULLSHIT COCKSHITTER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIGFUCKER GOBSHITE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FUCKBAG DAMN IT THONG TASTER BELLEND EPIDIDYMIS FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKWIT PISS EXTRA LONG PENIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS ARTIST ASS DICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK ARSE FUCKSTAIN SUITCASE PENIS FUCK OFF ASSHAT HOSER FUCKBAG HOMO GRAPE PENIS BULLSHIT P'KANG DEVELOPERS! VENEREAL DISEASE ARSEBADGERS POMMIE BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT WHITE POWER PISS FUCKTARD FUCK OFF FUCK YOU ANAL BITCH TWAT PRICK HONKY SOD OFF ORGASM CLUSTER FUCK DAMN OH SHI– PISS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FAGGOT CROTCH CUNTRAG BULLSHIT SHAKOPEE ASS LICKER JACKASS SHIT WANK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT KRAUT DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA BIRD SHIT MICK HONKY FUCKWIT SOD OFF I'LL RAPE YOU NI ASSCRACK CUNT LET'S SHIT CLIT SHITPISSER MOZILLA FIREFOX TOWELHEAD ASS CLEMEN BUGGER OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SUCK MY DICK GOBSHITE INBRED ASS FUCKING DOG FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY VENEREAL DISEASE CHENEY SHIT BOOBS FUCKTARD RAPE CUNTBUCKET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BONG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITPISSER COON SEMEN WIKIPEDIA FUCKER PEEPEE SCUMBAG JACKASS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT BLUMPKIN MALL SANTA BULLCRAP AY-AY-AY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS O CANADA ASSFACE DOG FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSHAT DAMN IT CHOAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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FAGGOT REBECCA BLACK RICK MORANIS EMO RICK MORANIS EPIDIDYMIS PIGFUCKER FU SPANG BITCH FUCKFACE SHIT FOUR-EYES TURD BUGGER BOLLOCKS LET'S SHIT BITCH DARTH VADER GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN WANK FUCKHEAD SEX SHITCUNTING COCKSUCKER GO HOME AND DIE FUCK HO SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT ASSRAMMER GENITALIA RAT'S ASS JAP POLAK COMMUNIST DILDO DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK SHITHEAD ASSHOLE DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER RICK MORANIS BIRD SHIT CHIGGER BEAVER PUSSY SOD OFF I'LL RAPE YOU TAFFY JOHN ELWAY PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEMPRINI EUROIPODS BITCH CLEMEN DAMN FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK NEOPETS CHRISTMAS TREES CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE WANKSPLAT WOP YOU WANKER CARPET MUNCHER SHITBALLS DONKEY PUNCHER QUEEF BEAVER FUCK OFF FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONGSHOVER BOOBIES PISS OFF BAT FUCK INSANE DAMNATION SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PEARL NECKLACE SLOPE CUNT POLAK [expletive deleted] SLOPE ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST FUCKING A RAPE RECTUM RAIDER PEDOPHILIA SCUMBAG FENCE JUMPER CUM BUNG-HOLE CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASS EARS OF CHRIST NICARAGUA BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER WINDOWS VISTA SHIT DIPSHIT BELLEND ASSHOLE DONKEY DICK DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT SHAKOPEE CUNT BALLS FUCKSTAIN BALLS RAGHEAD POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FIST FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK BUGFUCK COCK BUKKAKE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSFACE GOBSHITE GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG JIGGABOO FUCKWIT BITCH YOU WANKER LIMEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
CRACKER SLOPE ASSWIPE ASSHAT FUCKHEAD DAMN JACKASS DAMN FUCKWIT PENISBIRD FUCKER CRAPFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKHEAD NIGGER BANGKOK CLEMEN GYPSY FELLATIO HELL BOB SAGET CAMEL FUCKER TONY LA RUSSA SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive BALL SACK and with the DONKEY PUNCHER and his ALEX TREBEK of girraffes in which BENCH PRESS while reading about HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- DONKEY PUNCHER
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BULLCRAP subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKHEAD, it is probably because you are an INBRED PISSHOLE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ABO If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DICKFACE joke loses its humour PENIS ON A STICK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PRICK ignorant, then you wouldn't have CUNTING ASSCRACK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TOWELHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS SEMEN FUCKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS!!!!!I <3 COCK |
