Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without YOU WANKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder BELGIUM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HEIL HITLER!, sudden SHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK CHICKEN or BOOBS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FASHION BUG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITCOCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOYCOTT VIACOM! WOMEN'S RIGHTS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous OH SHI– utterFUCKance of socially SONNY BILL WILLIAMS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! television programs to address LIMEY Tourette's syndrome.

I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT Tourette's is BITCH not to be DAMN confused with FIST FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FIRECROTCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NORTH KOREA random BULLSHIT disorientation, culturally-NAZI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I WILL KILL YOU! language, DOUCHE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOOBS FEWMETS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PAKI souvenir shoppes and massive SHIT quantities TONY LA RUSSA of ANAL DIABETES LOLCAT garbage.

Darnit.

A PORCH MONKEY Polite Note to the JAP Author:

The PAKI Tourette's NEGRO Research Institute was BUGGER OFF founded to PEARL NECKLACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BIRD SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIPPLES article CHICKEN SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ROSES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSEBADGERS Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCK NUGGET Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can BALL SACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SPUNK TV, for always focusing on the RAPE bad side of a terrible VAGINA thing.
The main JENKEM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BRITNEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FEWMETS knee ASSRAMMER NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is PORCH MONKEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PUSSY school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become MASTURBATION manically depressed and GOVERNMENT FILTERS commit FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE suicide.
There is no DICK cure, and the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKER tics often have adverse GREASER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA perodol" which caused my entire JAP body to go ASSHOLE numb and BENSON SUCKS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PENIS ON A BUN it is without the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! drug.

I am an active member of a JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK tourette syndrome DOUCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSWIPE the RANDY TRAVIS public view of Tourettes as a "WARNER MUSIC GROUP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TENTACLE RAPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am YOU WANKER sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your MAMA MIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA this that really FUCKING A annoys me. I am working towards a TONY LA RUSSA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS ARTIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HONKY, and making fun of a BASTARD horrible disorder is (not) PISS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHAT time.

Best HELLFIRE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIANENMEN SQUARE byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. DILDO Regards to Andrew PEDOPHILIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

The RAT'S COCK bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you PISS ARTIST want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FRITZ saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HEIL HITLER! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASS and FUCKTARD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with [EXPLETIVE] music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GIVING HEAD BAND WITH 4 DUNE COON MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! HEIL HITLER! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HEIL HITLER!'S HOUSE

How MOTHERFUCKER to BALL SACK cure FUCKTARD the SCROTUM Tourette's BOOBS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DARTH VADER for NIPPLES Tourette's SUGARTITS Syndrome DOG FUCKER is MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS following FUCKING JUMP! these JOHN SMILEY FACE rules PUSSY in TITTIES order:

1: Avoid CROTCH immature SUCK COCKS IN HELL! little BOON kids,
2: Count to DUMBASS within FELLATIO 10 DOUCHE NAZIseconds,
3: Do not open your FRED PHELPS ARSE TENTACLE RAPE nor FUCK YOU talk,
4: Tell JAP yourself you BITCH don't NIGGER have PEEPEE this FUCKSTAIN disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITPISSER WITH NASTY BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ORGASM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HEIL HITLER! last straw SUCK A BIG DICK!

I fucking put SHITE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKWIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMMIT the TOP OF MOZILLA FIREFOX THIS FENCE JUMPER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be LAKE TITICACA offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUTTFUCKER people who try DICKHEAD to battle URINE-GARGLING'BITCH that tight-ass CROTCH 17-year-CUM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHOAD it now, but someone said RAT'S ASS' D'OH THIS IS SPARTA!'DONKEY PUNCHER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOT HEAD is a laughing FLYING RAT'S ASS matter. Plus there DOODIE HEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PIG Uncyclopedia, there are STRAWBERRY ASS articles INJUN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SMEG stuff. So JACKASS that means ASSWIPE stop getting mad at the FUCKFACE first part too and SHIT talking about the FUCKSTAIN letter that it's CHOAD KISSER mocking (what SHITFUCKER letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUGFUCK hi self YOU WANKER even made a really DONKEY DICK good point. "It's HENTAI nothing more CHRISTHUMPER from a head nod to a SHITBALLS knee tick". RAPE. Which I'll add DAMN onto BASTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKSTAIN suffer that TOWELHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POMMIE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMMIT be, because if I were a SHITSLINGING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TWAT hilarious. If you GOAT DICK Want facts, go on SHITE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TAMPONS be offended, don't read TOWELHEAD the freaking HORSE SHIT article anyway.

OH SHI– HOMO CHINK ANAL FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT POLACK JENKEM NIPPLES TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE!

PEACEFUL HELLFIRE GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER PEDOPHILIA CUNTBUCKET SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BASTARD WANKSPLAT BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCKSUCKER REDSKIN SEMEN DOUCHE WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUM FUCK A DUCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN SHIT TIMBER NIGGER CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ORGASM CUNTRAG SHIT BOOBS NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT JIGGABOO COON GOD DAMN BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER COCKSUCKER DAMNATION GANGBANG WHORE ASSHAT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHIT DIPSHIT EPIDIDYMIS WANK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITTY HAPPINESS CHOAD KISSER WANK SNUFF PORN COCKSHITTER PUSSY I AM CORNHOLIO! DICKFACE CROTCH CUNT LAPPER GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK YOU WANKER FUCK BUTTFUCKER SHITTY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK OFF SHITE DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS BEANER PENIS ON A STICK PISS ARTIST CHICKEN FRIES GRUE RAPE BRUSH MA TEETH PUSSY NIGGER TITS ASS ASS POLACK FUCKING A DICK POWERSHIT SHITFACE POLESMOKER FUCK TWAT JACKASS SHIT DOUCHEBAG CAPTAIN CRUNCH TAFFY AUTOFELLATIO POMMIE RAPE CUNNILINGUS DAMN ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS NIGGER FUCKING BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA WHORE BITCH DYKE DICK EAT MY SHIT! SEMEN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON AMERICA ONLINE POLAK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BELLEND FUCKER GOBSHITE ASSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOODIE HEAD GOBSHITE MONKEY SHIT POLESMOKER PENISFUCK HELL RECTUM RAIDER WIKIPEDIA BITCH TWAT PEARL NECKLACE ASSRAPING INCEST VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK CHOAD YOU WANKER SUGARTITS STUDENT PROTESTS FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO WANK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCKSMOKER PIG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH INCEST FUCKTARD DICK JERRY JIGGABOO ASS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSCRACK PIECE OF SHIT CUNT RAT'S COCK VAGINA FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK MOCCASINS RAT'S ASS GOOK DYKE SHITHEAD HELL TURD JERRY SHITFACE BONER FUCKER REDNECK FROG MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITPISSER JACK OFF HOMO ALF WANK FLYING FUCK FUCK BULLSHIT SHITFACE WHORE FRENCH TICKLER BLISTERING BARNACLES CRAP WIKIPEDIA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FLYING FUCK CLEMEN RAT'S ASS CUNT FELCHING DELICIOUS CAKE QUEEF FELCHING NAZI TITWANK DOUCHEBAG GRINGO SEX FUCK SHITCUNTING PEDOPHILIA WANKSPLAT SHIT SOD FUCKTARD DOG SHIT FUCKING PENISPENISPENIS!!! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOG SHIT DICKFACE ARSE JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER TITS COCKSHITTER FUCKSTAIN HELL WIKIPEDIA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER I'LL RAPE YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK FRITZ CUNT GOD DAMMIT COON NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING PISS ASSWIPE I WILL END YOU! CUNT PROTESTS KIKE DICK CHICKEN COCKSUCKER SCROTUM KIDDY FIDDLER DAMN FELCHING CROTCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITSKIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK SLOPE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHINK PIG CUNT CRAPPER FEWMETS ASSFACE BULLSHIT POO POO BLOWJOB TOSSER CONDOMS JOHN SMILEY FACE ALF BEANER SON OF A BITCH SHITE LOLCAT GREASER COCK BALL SACK FUCK BALLS PISS ARTIST BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK BALL SACK SUITCASE PENIS YOU WANKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON RAT'S ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SCROTUM PIGFUCKER COCKSTUFFER FUCK SHITSLINGING LIMEY SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA WANKER ASS DIPSHIT JACK OFF SHITE LIMEY JACKASS SHIT CHINK WANK BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE SHIT SHITTY ASS FASCIST SEX JENKEM REDNECK ASSFACE FUCKWIT HEIL HITLER! suck my mothers SUCK MY COCK SPUNK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SUCK MY DICK NIGGER FELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO HORSE SHIT REDSKIN NIGNOG ASSHOLE SHIT PEEPEE CHENEY TOSSER BULLSHIT FUCKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD 30 CASES OF PICKLES REDNECK DONKEY PUNCHER YOUR MOM DIPSHIT TAFFY SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HELL ORGASM ASSCRACK CLEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF DICK SUCK MY DICK FUDGEPACKER CAMEL JOCKEY BELLEND CUNT CRAPPER BAT FUCK INSANE GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER DILDO WOODPECKERSHIT LOGJAMMER FUCK NIGGER FALSE BENSON TWAT LIMEY DICK WANK BASTARD NIPPLES HELL NECROPHILIA SEX MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FUCKWIT SHITE SAGGY TITS CUNTING ASSCRACK FAG BUTT-HEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNTRAG DICKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT DICKLICK NIGGER MASTURBATION CRACKER PISS ARTIST COON DICKFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BASTARD BELGIUM LUV 1984 CROTCH I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE TITTYWANK GENITALIA PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS CRACKER ASS STEVE BALLMER FUCK TITWANK PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK SCROTUM RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT WIENER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BALLS ASS TITS & DICKS CUNTYMINTS INBRED WANK WIGGER TITS RUSKIE POMMIE WIGGER RAT'S ASS WANK ASSHAT DOUCHING COCKSMOKER WANK GRAPE PENIS BULLSHIT WHORE FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST PUSSY MARY WHITEHOUSE FELLATIO INJUN FAG WIKIPEDIA RULES VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT GOD DAMMIT DELICIOUS CAKE JAP RAPE PIGFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITSKIN VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH GOD DAMMIT FUCK ABO FRIG SPUNK FAGGOT NIPPLES O CANADA SCROTUM BITCH BITCH WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKFACE JUMPING JESUS!!! LONGCAT IS LONG PUSSY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUNTING ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK DICKHEAD ARSE PRICK DICKLICK BULLCRAP SHITHEAD ASSWIPE DAMN JAP FUCK BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD BLESS AMERICA DOG FUCKER SHITCUNTING ASS BONER MOTHERFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH PENIS GRINGO SHIT YOU WANKER SHITSKIN SUGARTITS BALLS GOD DAMMIT CRAP ON A STICK DICKHEAD CUNT CRAP CLUSTERFUCK COCKSMOKER FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE HELL ASSHOLE COON BUKKAKE HELL I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD CLIT MOCCASINS SHIT CUNNILINGUS SHIT SHIT FELCHMONKEY SAND NIGGER DARTH VADER DICK IN A BOX SHITFACE CRAPMUNCHER SCROTUM RANDY TRAVIS SHITE BITCH FUCK LET'S SHIT DAMN DOG FUCKER ASS BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK DAMN BEAVER CUM DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN SHITCOCK PECKERHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES CRAP MALARKY FELLATIO CUNTRAG SCUMBAG COON COLGATE TAMPON IN MY ASS SMEG CROTCH SHITTY CRACKER BIRD SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN SAGGY TITS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER DAMN PEDOPHILIA HELLFIRE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSFACE INBRED ASSCRACK DOT HEAD DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKHEAD FASHION BUG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH PISS OFF CUNT PORCH MONKEY INJUN DILDO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BULLSHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DUMBASS LAKE TITICACA BULLSHIT FUCK HELL BITCH YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY HEIL HITLER! BUTTFUCKER FELCHING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD SHIT FUCKBAG GIVING HEAD BANGKOK DOUCHE NAZI MALL SANTA CROTCH GOD DAMMIT BASTARD CUNTRAG SUCK MY COCK SHITE MASTURBATION CHIGGER FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE HELLFIRE FUCKFACE THONG TASTER FUCKWIT BASTARD DUNE COON DOG FUCKER JACKASS CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN SHIT DICKLICK CUNT NIGGER GOD DAMN SHITE CUNT GO HOME AND DIE PISS ARTIST CUNT LAPPER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COON QUEEF NEGRO YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS CUNT BOON BELLEND CRAPPY GOBSHITE ASSHOLE FUCKING A TWAT PISS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GRIS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HAIL SATAN! DICK SHITE BATHING SUIT AREA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS POO POO BLOWJOB INCEST SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DAMNATION LIMEY MACACA COON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FAGGOT WANKSPLAT LIMEY PUNANI BIRD SHIT GOBSHITE JERK OFF BUGFUCK BITCH BITCH YOU WANKER PISS CUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITTY BOOBS TOSSER BLOWJOB VENEREAL DISEASE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS QUEEF DAMN DIPSHIT WHORE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INBRED WOODPECKERSHIT BUGGER OFF HELL SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY JERRY CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITFACE DAMN QUEEF FUCKHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PENIS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT SHITFACE BUGGER GYPSY RAPE HOSER DELICIOUS CAKE DUMBASS DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER FREE ELECTIONS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOLDY TITS SHITTY BLUE PENIS! HELL SHITPISSER YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOUR MOM SHIT DEVELOPERS! 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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
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5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is VAGINA funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DIPSHIT subject. If you do not find it funny PISS, it is probably because you are an INBRED REDNECK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PISS ARTIST If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CLUSTERFUCK joke loses its humour PEARL NECKLACE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DOG SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITBALLS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT NECROPHILIA TITWANK DUNE COON!!!!!I <3 COCK

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