Georgia (country)

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God blessed Republic of Cultural Boom and alpha males of Georgia
Saqartvelo
Flag of Georgia.png
Flag
Motto: "Glory to killer of V.Putin"
CapitalHotIsi
Official language(s)GEORGIAN
GovernmentFakeism
PrezidentSali
Declaration
 of Independence
When Soviet Russia ends.
CurrencyDied Lari
ReligionChristian

“I am hungry”

~ Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin on Georgia

“Money, money, money”

~ Random Georgian politician on Georgia

“That's not state of USA you qebab!”

~ Random Georgian on Georgia

“Yes we are blessed, tf is that?!”

~ An average Georgian reading this article.

Georgia or Georgia not state! or Sakartvelo has been an independent country since 1991 when it broke away from Falkirk. If you are in Georgia you can see Black Sea but it can't see you.

The only thing needed to know about this country is that its main export are dictators, the most notable ones being Stalin and Erdoğan.

History[edit | edit source]

Putin invading Georgia, 2008

In 1991 Georgia became independent, everything was well, but then in 1992 aliens have attacked to Country and they became members of Goverment. After this country became poor because aliens loved eating green paper, called "money". After this one day in 2003 Georgians made decision to change goverment and they have made marathon in parliament of Georgia, after this Mikheil Saakashvili became president of Russia. Putin said: "tf is going on, am losing this country" and started war in 2008 but because much of his soldiers where gay because they have left war and married to each other, he has lost. But we are proud because of Zezva and Mzia!

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