Georgia (country)
God blessed Republic of Cultural Boom and alpha males of Georgia Saqartvelo | |||
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| Motto: "Glory to killer of V.Putin" | |||
| Capital | HotIsi | ||
| Official language(s) | GEORGIAN | ||
| Government | Fakeism | ||
| Prezident | Sali | ||
| Declaration of Independence | When Soviet Russia ends. | ||
| Currency | Died Lari | ||
| Religion | Christian | ||
“I am hungry”
“Money, money, money”
“That's not state of USA you qebab!”
“Yes we are blessed, tf is that?!”
Georgia or Georgia not state! or Sakartvelo has been an independent country since 1991 when it broke away from Falkirk. If you are in Georgia you can see Black Sea but it can't see you.
The only thing needed to know about this country is that its main export are dictators, the most notable ones being Stalin and Erdoğan.
History[edit | edit source]
In 1991 Georgia became independent, everything was well, but then in 1992 aliens have attacked to Country and they became members of Goverment. After this country became poor because aliens loved eating green paper, called "money". After this one day in 2003 Georgians made decision to change goverment and they have made marathon in parliament of Georgia, after this Mikheil Saakashvili became president of Russia. Putin said: "tf is going on, am losing this country" and started war in 2008 but because much of his soldiers where gay because they have left war and married to each other, he has lost. But we are proud because of Zezva and Mzia!
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