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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s. Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change. Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...) Recently featured: Buffalo Bills UnGames:Garlic bread Orchid HowTo:Rearrange the deckchairs on the Titanic Archive · Vote for featured articles · Lies Did you Know? ... that I'm coming to get you? (Pictured) ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die? ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds? ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back? ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life? ... that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd? ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that Cafeteria food (Pictured) is not generally edible? ... the muffin man? ... that I think you know what's happening today? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter? ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser? ... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand? ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? ... that I'm coming to get you? (Pictured) ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die? ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds? ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back? ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life? ... that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd? ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that Cafeteria food (Pictured) is not generally edible? ... the muffin man? ... that I think you know what's happening today? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter? ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser? ... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand? ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? ... that I'm coming to get you? (Pictured) ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die? ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds? ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back? ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life? ... that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd? ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that Cafeteria food (Pictured) is not generally edible? ... the muffin man? ... that I think you know what's happening today? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter? ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser? ... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand? ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? ... that I'm coming to get you? (Pictured) ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die? ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds? ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back? ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life? ... that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd? ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?	Lies recently told In the news Chuck Norris didn't die, Death got Chuck Norris'd. World shocked as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the bucket (Pictured) Trump launches war with Iran, is given another Peace Prize Iran kept barely alive by Cardboard Ayatollah Team USA sweeps Canada in Olympic hockey; Trump renews "51st state" banter Want to know the next big investment? 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Buckner's carreer as an MLB ump • Duke's basketball season Upcoming deaths: Iran • Mahmoud Ahmadinejad • Atlanta Falcons • Streetsigns with Cesar Chavez's name • Sora • Tiger Woods' driver's license and career.. fuck it, his life can go too On this day nothing happened... March 31: Condom Appreciation Day 4000 BC - Babylonians create the first wooden condoms (Pictured), resulting in much fewer unexpected pregnancies and many, many, many more splinter-related injuries. 1865 - The modern condom is introduced, consisting of sheep stomach lining coated with sulfuric acid. It is quixotically not well received. 1939 - With the invention of latex, the modern modern condom is introduced, single handedly ending the Great Depression. 1961 - Condoms are mentioned on television for the first time, in an episode of The Flintstones entitled Put It Back In. 1970 - National No-Condom decade kicks off at Studio 69 in New York City. 2009 - The Pope claims that condoms increase the number of people with AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa, in a similar manner to how exercise is unhealthy and cheeseburgers eat people.
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