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CaseOh (Celestial Anomaly of Stellar Enormity and Omnivorous Hunger) is a supermassive celestial object of indeterminate classification, predominantly suspected to be either a rogue star or a cluster of galaxies—or just maybe the interdimensional vortex first caught wind of in May 1998. Physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer famously theorised CaseOh to be supplied entirely by AC/DC (agglomerated/devoured comestible) power several months prior to his death in 2023, although other hypotheses regarding its increasing mass are widespread. CaseOh's exact mass is approximated to exceed 247 ronnagrams, and "clairvoyant" astrophysicists at NASA presume a supermassive black hole to thence manifest within succeeding decades. (Full article...)
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Lies Did you Know?
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- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
- ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
 - ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
- ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one?
- ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
- ... that the Canadian government plans to convert the entire city of Vancouver into a giant marijuana farm by 2050?
 - ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
- ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
- ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one?
- ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
- ... that the Canadian government plans to convert the entire city of Vancouver into a giant marijuana farm by 2050?
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
- ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
- ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one?
- ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
- ... that the Canadian government plans to convert the entire city of Vancouver into a giant marijuana farm by 2050?
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
- ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
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On this day nothing happened...
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February 26: Famous Last Words Day
- 323 BC - “You assholes better not split up my Empire right after I die.” – Alexander the Great
- 1642 - “Sticking up for your beliefs ain't worth it kids.” – Galileo Galilei
- 1900 - “I should probably say something clever and biting yet also moving and oh shit my spleen.” – Oscar Wilde
- 1945 - “I can't move my legs, oh God I can't move my legs! Nah, I'm just fucking with you.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
- 1955 - “Oh Scheiße, meine windel ist voll! Oh Gott, ich spüre, wie die wässrigen Poop-Flüssigkeiten meine hose hinunterrinnen.” – Albert Einstein
- 1963 - “Feels kinda stuffy, let's take down the roof of the car, will ya?” – John F. Kennedy
- 1968 - “Maybe there's still hope for white people after all.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
- 1994 - “I still don't get why they called me tricky dick. My name's Richard, not tricky.” – Richard Nixon
- 2001 - “Goddamnit, maybe that seatbelt was a good idea after all.” – Dale Earnhardt
- 2025 - “Alright, time to pull out this pack of ciggies-- now, which kind of petrol did I need?” – You
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